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authorFranciszek Malinka <franciszek.malinka@gmail.com>2021-10-05 21:49:54 +0200
committerFranciszek Malinka <franciszek.malinka@gmail.com>2021-10-05 21:49:54 +0200
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diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/lista0/L0Z8.md b/semestr-4/aisd/lista0/L0Z8.md
new file mode 100644
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+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/lista0/L0Z8.md
@@ -0,0 +1,51 @@
+# AiSD, L0Z8
+
+Dane: $n$, $m$.
+Wynik: (Współczynnik przy $x^2$) $\mod m$ wielomianu $\underbrace{(\ldots((x-2)^2 -2)^2\ldots - 2)^2}_{n\text{ razy}}$.
+
+**Obserwacja 1:** Wszystkie obliczenia możemy wykonywać $\mod m$. Nie zwiększa to złożoności obliczeniowej, a ogranicza wartości które musimy utrzymywać.
+
+**Obserwacja 2:** Obliczając współczynniki wielomianu nie musimy obliczać współczynników przy większej potędze $x$ niż $2$.
+
+Niech $w_k(x)$ = $\underbrace{(\ldots((x-2)^2 -2)^2\ldots - 2)^2}_{k\text{ razy}}$, ale bez wyrazów gdzie $x$ występuje w potędze większej niż $2$. Dla jasności przyjmujemy $w_0(x) = x$.
+
+Mamy w takim razie $w_k(x) = a_k + b_kx + c_kx^2$. Ponadto:
+\begin{align}
+ w_{k+1}(x) &= (a_k + b_kx + c_kx^2 - 2)^2 \\
+ &= \underbrace{(a_k^2 - 4a_k + 4)}_{a_{k+1}} + \underbrace{(2a_kb_k - 4b_k)}_{b_{k+1}}x + \underbrace{(2a_kc_k + b_k^2 - 4c_k)}_{c_{k+1}}x^2
+\end{align}
+
+Dostajemy zatem układ rekurencyjny:
+\begin{cases}
+a_0=c_0=0 \\
+b_0=1 \\
+a_{k+1} = a_k^2 - 4a_k + 4 = (a_k - 2)^2 \\
+b_{k+1} = 2a_kb_k - 4b_k \\
+c_{k+1} = 2a_kc_k + b_k^2 - 4c_k \\
+\end{cases}
+
+**Obserwacja 3:** $a_k = 4$ dla $k \ge 1$. Faktycznie, policzmy $a_1 = (a_0 - 2)^2 = 4$. Ale $a_2 = (4 - 2)^2 = 4$. Zatem ciąg ten jest stale równy $4$ od $k = 1$.
+
+**Obserwacja 4:** $b_k = -(4^k)$ dla $k \ge 1$. Korzystając z zależności rekurencyjnej dla $k \ge 1$ mamy $b_{k+1} = 2b_k(a_k - 2) = 4b_k$, ale $b_1 = -4$, zatem $b_k = -(4^k)$.
+
+Korzystając z obserwacji 3. i 4. upraszczamy zależność rekurencyjną na $c_{k+1}$ dla $k\ge 1$:
+\begin{align}
+c_{k+1} = 8c_k + 4^{2k} - 4c_k = 4c_k + 4^{2k}
+\end{align}
+
+Stąd już dostajemy łatwą zależność (dla $k\ge 1$):
+
+$$
+\left[\begin{array}{cc}
+4 & 1\\
+0 & 16
+\end{array}\right]
+\left[\begin{array}{cc}
+c_k\\
+4^{2k}
+\end{array}\right] =
+\left[\begin{array}{cc}
+c_{k+1}\\
+4^{2(k+1)}
+\end{array}\right]
+$$ \ No newline at end of file
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diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia1/rozw.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia1/rozw.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..acbd711
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia1/rozw.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,59 @@
+#include<bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+typedef long long ll;
+
+vector<pair<int, pair<int, int>>> v;
+const int MAX_LEN = 85;
+int bits[100];
+
+int main() {
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ cin.tie();
+ int n;
+ cin >> n;
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ int d, nd;
+ cin >> d >> nd;
+ int k = 0;
+ while (d % 2 == 0) {
+ d /= 2;
+ k++;
+ }
+ v.push_back({d, {k, nd}});
+ }
+ sort(v.begin(), v.end());
+ int result = 0;
+
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; ) {
+ int h = i;
+ int d = v[i].first;
+ while (h < n && v[h].first == d) {
+ h++;
+ }
+ for (int k = 0; k < MAX_LEN; k++)
+ bits[k] = 0;
+ for (int j = i; j < h; ++j) {
+ ll x = (ll)(1LL << v[j].second.first) * (ll)v[j].second.second;
+ int k = 0;
+ while (x > 0) {
+ if (x % 2 == 1) {
+ bits[k]++;
+ }
+ x /= 2;
+ k++;
+ }
+ }
+
+ for (int k = 0; k < MAX_LEN; k++) {
+ if (bits[k] > 1) {
+ bits[k + 1] += bits[k]/2;
+ }
+ if (bits[k] % 2 == 1) {
+ result++;
+ }
+ }
+ i = h;
+ }
+
+ cout << result << "\n";
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia1/rozw2.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia1/rozw2.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..35fd37e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia1/rozw2.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+#include<bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+typedef unsigned long long ll;
+
+vector<pair<int, ll>> v;
+
+int main() {
+ int n;
+ scanf("%d", &n);
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ int d, nd, k = 0;
+ scanf("%d %d", &d, &nd);
+ while (d % 2 == 0) {
+ k++;
+ d /= 2;
+ }
+ v.push_back({d, (ll)(1LL<<k) * (ll)nd});
+ }
+ sort(v.begin(), v.end());
+ int result = 0;
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; ) {
+ int j = i;
+ int cur = v[i].first;
+ ll count = 0;
+ while (j < n && v[j].first == cur) {
+ count += v[j].second;
+ ++j;
+ }
+ result += __builtin_popcountll(count);
+ i = j;
+ }
+ cout << result << "\n";
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/gen.py b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/gen.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..13aed55
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/gen.py
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+from random import randint, seed
+import sys
+
+if (len(sys.argv) < 4):
+ print("usage: python3 gen.py seed n sum")
+ exit()
+
+seed(sys.argv[1])
+
+n, sum = map(int, sys.argv[2:4])
+if n > sum:
+ print("N musi być mniejsze równe od sum.")
+ exit()
+
+t = [1 for i in range(n)]
+
+for i in range(sum - n):
+ idx = randint(0, n - 1)
+ t[idx] += 1
+
+print(n)
+for i in t:
+ print(i, end=' ')
+print()
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/gen_test.sh b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/gen_test.sh
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..d5bff05
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/gen_test.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+mkdir -p tests
+cp gen.py tests/
+cd tests
+
+python3 gen.py 1 5 20 > t1.in
+python3 gen.py 2 10 100 > t2.in
+python3 gen.py 3 20 200 > t3.in
+python3 gen.py 4 40 600 > t4.in
+python3 gen.py 5 80 5000 > t5.in
+python3 gen.py 6 160 10000 > t6.in
+python3 gen.py 7 320 10000 > t7.in
+python3 gen.py 8 640 20000 > t8.in
+python3 gen.py 9 1280 20000 > t9.in
+python3 gen.py 10 2000 2000 > t10.in
+python3 gen.py 11 2000 20000 > t11.in
+python3 gen.py 12 2000 200000 > t12.in
+python3 gen.py 13 2000 1000000 > t13.in
+python3 gen.py 14 2000 1000000 > t14.in
+python3 gen.py 15 2000 1000000 > t15.in
+
+
+rm gen.py
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/rozw.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/rozw.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dd0d700
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/rozw.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,59 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+const int MAX_SUM = 1e6;
+const int N = 2e3 + 10;
+
+unordered_map<int, int> sums;
+vector<pair<int, int>> v;
+
+int main() {
+ int n;
+ scanf("%d", &n);
+ sums[0] = 0;
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ int h;
+ scanf("%d", &h);
+ v.clear();
+ for (auto kv: sums) {
+ v.push_back(kv);
+ }
+
+ for (auto kv: v) {
+ int dif = kv.first, best = kv.second;
+ cout << dif << " " << best << "\n";
+ int aux = 0;
+ if (dif >= 0) {
+ aux = h;
+ } else if (dif + h > 0) {
+ aux = dif + h;
+ }
+
+ cout << ">aux: " << aux << " ";
+ sums[dif + h] = max(sums[dif + h], best + aux);
+ aux = 0;
+ if (dif <= 0) {
+ aux = h;
+ } else if (dif - h < 0) {
+ aux = h - dif;
+ }
+ cout << aux << "\n";
+ sums[dif - h] = max(sums[dif - h], best + aux);
+ }
+ cout << "---\n";
+ }
+ for (auto kv: sums) {
+ printf("%d %d\n", kv.first, kv.second);
+ }
+
+ if (sums[0] != 0) {
+ printf("TAK\n%d\n", sums[0]);
+ } else {
+ int mini = 1e9;
+ sums.erase(0);
+ for (auto kv: sums) {
+ mini = min(mini, abs(kv.first));
+ }
+ printf("NIE\n%d\n", mini);
+ }
+} \ No newline at end of file
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+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+const int MAX_SUM = 5e5;
+
+int t[2][MAX_SUM * 2 + 10];
+int H[2003];
+uint8_t eligible[2][MAX_SUM * 2 + 10]; // 0 - not used, 1 - only st, 2 - only nd, 3 - both
+
+int main() {
+ int n, sum = 0, which = 0;
+ scanf("%d", &n);
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++)
+ scanf("%d", &H[i]);
+ sort(H, H + n);
+
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ // cout << i << "\n";
+ int h = H[i], *prev = t[which], *cur = t[which ^ 1];
+ uint8_t *pe = eligible[which], *ce = eligible[which ^ 1];
+
+ for (int dif = -sum; dif <= sum; ++dif) {
+ int aux = 0;
+ // cout << (int)pe[dif + MAX_SUM] << "\n";
+
+ if (abs(dif) > MAX_SUM || (pe[dif + MAX_SUM] == 0 && dif != 0)) continue;
+
+ if (dif + h <= MAX_SUM) {
+ if (dif >= 0) {
+ aux = h;
+ } else if (dif + h > 0) {
+ aux = dif + h;
+ }
+ int idx = dif + h + MAX_SUM;
+
+ cur[idx] = max({cur[idx], prev[idx], prev[idx - h] + aux});
+ ce[idx] |= pe[dif + MAX_SUM] | 1;
+ // cout << "> " << idx - MAX_SUM << " " << cur[idx] << " " << (int)eligible[idx] << "\n";
+ }
+
+ if (dif - h >= -MAX_SUM) {
+ aux = 0;
+ if (dif <= 0) {
+ aux = h;
+ } else if (dif - h < 0) {
+ aux = h - dif;
+ }
+ int idx = dif - h + MAX_SUM;
+ cur[idx] = max({cur[idx], prev[idx], prev[idx + h] + aux});
+ ce[idx] |= pe[dif + MAX_SUM] | 2;
+ // cout << ">> " << idx - MAX_SUM << " " << cur[idx] << " " << (int)eligible[idx] << "\n";
+ }
+ }
+ sum += h;
+ which ^= 1;
+ // for (int dif = -sum; dif <= sum; ++dif) {
+ // cout << dif << " " << " " << (int)ce[dif + MAX_SUM] << " " << cur[dif + MAX_SUM] << "\n";
+ // }
+ // printf("-----\n");
+ }
+ if (eligible[which][MAX_SUM] == 3) {
+ printf("TAK\n%d\n", t[which][MAX_SUM]);
+ } else {
+ int mini = 1e9;
+ for (int i = -MAX_SUM; i <= MAX_SUM; i++) {
+ if (eligible[which][i + MAX_SUM] == 3)
+ mini = min(mini, abs(i));
+ }
+ printf("NIE\n%d\n", mini);
+ }
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/rozw3.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/rozw3.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8e3dd2a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/rozw3.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,71 @@
+#include<bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+#define RIGHT 0
+#define LEFT 1
+
+const int MAXN = 2e3 + 10;
+const int M = 5e5 + 10;
+
+int n, H[MAXN], dp[2][M*2];
+bool vis[2][M*2], both[2][M*2];
+
+int get_val()
+
+int main() {
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ cin.tie();
+ cin >> n;
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ cin >> H[i];
+ }
+
+ int sum = 0, K = 0;
+ vis[K^1][0] = true;
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ int h = H[i];
+ for (int cur = -sum; cur <= sum; ++cur) {
+ vis[K][cur + M] |= vis[K^1][cur + M];
+ both[K][cur + M] |= both[K^1][cur + M];
+ dp[K][cur + M] = max({dp[K][cur + M], dp[K^1][cur + M]});
+ if (vis[K][cur + M]) {
+ int val = dp[K][cur + M];
+ int left = cur + M - h;
+ int right = cur + M + h;
+
+ if (cur - h >= 0) {
+ both[K][right] = true;
+ }
+ vis[K][right] = true;
+ dp[K][right] = max({dp[K][right], dp[K^1][right], dp[K^1][right] + h});
+
+ if (cur + h <= 0) {
+ both[K][left]= true;
+ }
+ vis[K][left] = true;
+ dp[K][left] = max({dp[K][left], dp[K^1][left], dp[K^1][left] + h});
+ }
+ }
+ K^=1;
+ for (int cur = -sum; cur <= sum; ++cur) {
+ dp[K][cur + M] = 0;
+ vis[K][cur + M] = 0;
+ both[K][cur + M] = 0;
+ }
+ sum += h;
+ }
+ K^=1;
+ if (both[K][M]) {
+ cout << "TAK\n";
+ cout << dp[K][M] << "\n";
+ } else {
+ cout << "NIE\n";
+ int best = -sum;
+ for (int cur = -sum ; cur <= sum; ++cur) {
+ if (both[cur + M] && abs(cur) < abs(best)) {
+ best = cur;
+ }
+ }
+ cout << abs(best) << "\n";
+ }
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/rozw4.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/rozw4.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..73ff79a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/rozw4.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,51 @@
+#include<bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+const int MAX_SUM = 1e6, MAXN = 2004;
+int n;
+int dp[2][MAX_SUM + 10], H[MAXN];
+
+int main() {
+ scanf("%d", &n);
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; ++i) {
+ scanf("%d", &H[i]);
+ }
+
+ sort(H, H + n);
+
+ int sum = 0, K = 0;
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; ++i) {
+ int h = H[i];
+ for (int i = 0; i <= min(sum, MAX_SUM); i++)
+ dp[K^1][i] = dp[K][i];
+
+ for (int i = 0; i <= min(sum, MAX_SUM); i++) {
+ if (i != 0 && dp[K][i] == 0) continue;
+
+ int left = abs(i - h), aux = i-h >= 0 ? 0 : h-i;
+ if (left <= MAX_SUM) {
+ dp[K^1][left] = max(dp[K^1][left], dp[K][i] + aux);
+ }
+ int right = i + h;
+ if (right <= MAX_SUM) {
+ dp[K^1][right] = max(dp[K^1][right], dp[K][i] + h);
+ }
+ }
+
+ K ^= 1;
+ sum += h;
+ }
+ if (dp[K][0] != 0) {
+ printf("TAK\n%d\n", dp[K][0]);
+ }
+ else {
+ int res = 0;
+ for (int i = 1; i <= MAX_SUM; i++) {
+ if (dp[K][i] != i && dp[K][i]) {
+ res = i;
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+ printf("NIE\n%d\n", res);
+ }
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/show_problem.pdf b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/show_problem.pdf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4ab0312
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia2/show_problem.pdf
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diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/check.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/check.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c9c74d7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/check.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,87 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+int n, p, m;
+int banned[103][3][3];
+int plane[5][10];
+
+bool check(int k, int i, int pp) {
+ for (int kk = k; kk < k + 3; kk++) {
+ for (int ii = i; ii < i + 3; ii++) {
+ if (plane[kk][ii] != banned[pp][kk-k][ii-i])
+ return false;
+ }
+ }
+ return true;
+}
+
+void debug(int pp) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < 3; ++i) {
+ for (int j = 0; j < 3; ++j) {
+ cout << ((banned[pp][i][j] == 0) ? '.' : 'x');
+ }
+ cout << "\n";
+ }
+}
+
+void debug() {
+ for (int k = 0; k < 5; ++k) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; ++i) {
+ cout << (plane[k][i] ? 'x' : '.');
+ }
+ cout << "\n";
+ }
+ cout << "\n";
+}
+
+int ile[1030];
+
+int main() {
+ cin >> n >> p >> m;
+ for (int i = 0; i < p; i++) {
+ for (int k = 0; k < 3; k++) {
+ string s;
+ cin >> s;
+ for (int j = 0; j < 3; ++j) {
+ banned[i][k][j] = (s[j] == 'x');
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ int res = 0;
+ for (int mask = 0; mask < (1<<(5 * n)); mask++) {
+ for (int k = 0; k < 5; ++k) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ plane[k][i] = ((mask & (1 << (k * n + i))) > 0);
+ }
+ }
+ bool dziala = true;
+ for (int k = 0; k < 3; ++k) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < n-2; ++i) {
+ for (int j = 0; j < p; ++j) {
+ if (check(k, i, j)) {
+ dziala = false;
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+ if (!dziala) break;
+ }
+ if (!dziala) break;
+ }
+ if (dziala) {
+ res++;
+ if (res == m) {
+ res = 0;
+ }
+ int mm = 0;
+ for (int i = 0; i < 5; ++i) {
+ mm += plane[i][n-2] * (1<<(i*2));
+ mm += plane[i][n-1] * (1<<(i*2 + 1));
+ }
+ ile[mm]++;
+ }
+ }
+ for (int i = 0; i < 1024; ++i) {
+ cout << i << ": " << ile[i] << "\n";
+ }
+ cout << res % m << "\n";
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/gen.py b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/gen.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b572647
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/gen.py
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+import sys
+
+mask = int(sys.argv[1])
+print(3, 1, 1000000)
+
+def f(m):
+ t = [[0]*3]*3
+ for i in range(3):
+ for j in range(3):
+ t[i][j] = (m >> (i*3 + j)) & 1
+ print('x' if t[i][j] else '.', end='')
+ print()
+
+f(mask) \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/ocen.sh b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/ocen.sh
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..593aa67
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/ocen.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+make rozw
+make check
+for i in {0..1023}
+do
+ python3 gen.py $i > t.in
+ ./rozw < t.in > wa.out
+ ./check < t.in > t.out
+ if diff -w wa.out t.out
+ then
+ echo $i
+ echo ok
+ else
+ echo nieok
+ break
+ fi
+done \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/rozw.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/rozw.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7f1a307
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/rozw.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,102 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+const int MAXP = 105;
+const int MAXN = 5005;
+
+int n, p, m;
+unordered_set<int> banned;
+vector<pair<int, int>> propagate;
+int dp[2][1024 + 10];
+
+inline int char_to_bit(char c) {
+ return c == '.' ? 0 : 1;
+}
+
+void input() {
+ scanf("%d%d%d", &n, &p, &m);
+ for (int i = 0; i < p; i++) {
+ char s[5];
+ int value = 0, d = 1;
+ for (int k = 0; k < 3; k++) {
+ scanf("%s", s);
+ value += (char_to_bit(s[0]) + char_to_bit(s[1]) * 2 + char_to_bit(s[2]) * 4) * d;
+ d *= 8;
+ }
+ banned.insert(value);
+ }
+}
+
+pair<int, pair<int, int>> get_pieces_values(int db, int sb) {
+ int tab[5][3];
+ for (int i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
+ tab[i][0] = (db >> (i*2)) & 1;
+ tab[i][1] = (db >> (i*2 + 1)) & 1;
+ tab[i][2] = (sb >> i) & 1;
+ }
+ int res[3];
+ for (int k = 0; k < 3; ++k) {
+ int value = 0, d = 1;
+ for (int i = k; i < k + 3; ++i) {
+ value += (tab[i][0] + tab[i][1] * 2 + tab[i][2] * 4) * d;
+ d *= 8;
+ }
+ res[k] = value;
+ }
+ return {res[0], {res[1], res[2]}};
+}
+
+int combine(int db, int sb) {
+ int res = (db >> 1) & 0x155;
+ for (int i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
+ res |= ((sb >> i) & 1) << (2*i + 1);
+ }
+ return res;
+}
+
+void preproces() {
+ const int db = (1<<10); // double bar
+ const int sb = (1<<5); // single bar
+
+ for (int db_mask = 0; db_mask < db; ++db_mask) {
+ for (int sb_mask = 0; sb_mask < sb; ++sb_mask) {
+ auto pieces = get_pieces_values(db_mask, sb_mask);
+ if (banned.count(pieces.first) || banned.count(pieces.second.first) || banned.count(pieces.second.second))
+ continue;
+ int db2_mask = combine(db_mask, sb_mask);
+ propagate.push_back({db_mask, db2_mask});
+ }
+ }
+}
+
+int compute_dp() {
+ int K = 1;
+ for (int i = 0; i < 1024; i++) {
+ dp[0][i] = 1;
+ }
+ for (int i = 2; i < n; i++) {
+ for (auto pp: propagate) {
+ int p1 = pp.first, p2 = pp.second;
+ dp[K][p2] += dp[K^1][p1];
+ dp[K][p2] %= m;
+ }
+ K ^= 1;
+ for (int j = 0; j < 1024; ++j) {
+ dp[K][j] = 0;
+ }
+ }
+
+ K ^= 1;
+ int result = 0;
+ for (int i = 0; i < 1024; i++) {
+ result += dp[K][i];
+ result %= m;
+ }
+ return result;
+}
+
+int main() {
+ input();
+ preproces();
+ printf("%d\n", compute_dp());
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/show_problem.pdf b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/show_problem.pdf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f426311
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia3/show_problem.pdf
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new file mode 100644
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diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/brut.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/brut.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..32f4ebb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/brut.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,69 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+typedef long long ll;
+
+struct insert_list {
+ vector<int> v;
+
+ insert_list() {
+ }
+
+ void insert(int p, int val) {
+ assert(p <= v.size());
+ assert(p >= 0);
+ vector<int> temp;
+ for (int i = 0; i < p; i++) {
+ temp.push_back(v[i]);
+ }
+ temp.push_back(val);
+ for (int i = p; i < v.size(); i++) {
+ temp.push_back(v[i]);
+ }
+ v = temp;
+ }
+
+ void erase(int p) {
+ assert(p <= v.size());
+ assert(p >= 1);
+ vector<int> temp;
+ for (int i = 0; i < p-1; i++) {
+ temp.push_back(v[i]);
+ }
+ for (int i = p; i < v.size(); i++) {
+ temp.push_back(v[i]);
+ }
+ v = temp;
+ }
+
+ ll sum(int l, int r) {
+ ll ans = 0;
+ for (int i = l-1; i < r; i++) {
+ ans += v[i];
+ }
+ return ans;
+ }
+};
+
+insert_list v;
+
+int main() {
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ cin.tie();
+ int n;
+ cin >> n;
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ char c;
+ cin >> c;
+ if (c == 'D') {
+ int a;
+ cin >> a;
+ v.erase(a);
+ }
+ else {
+ int a, b;
+ cin >> a >> b;
+ if (c == 'I') v.insert(a, b);
+ else cout << v.sum(a,b) << "\n";
+ }
+ }
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/gen.py b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/gen.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..733a60e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/gen.py
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+from random import randint, seed, choice
+import sys
+
+
+seed(sys.argv[1])
+n = int(sys.argv[2])
+l = 0
+print(n)
+
+
+for i in range(n):
+ c = choice('ISD')
+ if l == 0:
+ c = 'I'
+
+ if c == 'D':
+ print(c, randint(1, l))
+ l -= 1
+ elif c == 'I':
+ print(c, randint(0, l), randint(-10, 10))
+ l += 1
+ else:
+ a = randint(1, l)
+ print(c, a, randint(a, l)) \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/rozw.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/rozw.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9c314e2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/rozw.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,157 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+typedef long long ll;
+
+const int K = 20;
+const int M = (1<<K);
+const size_t tree_size = M*2 + 10;
+
+struct query {
+ char type;
+ union {
+ struct insert {
+ int p;
+ int x;
+ } insert;
+ struct sum {
+ int from;
+ int to;
+ } sum;
+ int del;
+ } info;
+};
+
+struct kox_set {
+ ll tree[tree_size];
+
+ kox_set() {
+ for (int i = 0; i < tree_size; i++) tree[i] = 0;
+ }
+
+ void add(int val) {
+ update(val, 1);
+ }
+
+ void del(int val) {
+ update(val, -1);
+ }
+
+ void update(int where, int val) {
+ where += M;
+ while (where) {
+ tree[where] += val;
+ where /= 2;
+ }
+ }
+
+ ll sum(int from, int to) {
+ from += M;
+ to += M;
+ ll ans = tree[from];
+ if (from != to) ans += tree[to];
+ while (from/2 != to/2) {
+ if (from % 2 == 0) ans += tree[from + 1];
+ if (to % 2 == 1) ans += tree[to - 1];
+ to /= 2; from /= 2;
+ }
+ return ans;
+ }
+
+ int kth_elem(int k) {
+ int where = 1;
+ while (where < M) {
+ where *= 2;
+ if (tree[where] < k) {
+ k -= tree[where];
+ where += 1;
+ }
+ }
+ return where - M;
+ }
+
+ void fill(int value) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < M; i++) {
+ tree[i + M] = value;
+ }
+ for (int d = K-1; d >= 0; d--) {
+ int maks = (1<<d);
+ for (int i = 0; i < maks; i++) {
+ int ind = i + maks;
+ tree[ind] = tree[ind*2] + tree[ind*2 + 1];
+ }
+ }
+ }
+};
+
+vector<query> queries;
+map<int, int> q_to_pos;
+kox_set secik;
+kox_set pstree;
+
+
+int main() {
+ int n, inserts = 0;
+ scanf("%d", &n);
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; ++i) {
+ char c;
+ scanf(" %c", &c);
+ query q;
+ q.type = c;
+ if (c == 'D') {
+ int a;
+ scanf("%d", &a);
+ pstree.add(a);
+ q.info.del = a;
+ }
+ else {
+ int a, b;
+ scanf("%d%d", &a, &b);
+ q.type = c;
+ if (c == 'I') {
+ q.info.insert = {a, b};
+ inserts++;
+ } else {
+ q.info.sum = {a, b};
+ }
+ }
+ queries.push_back(q);
+ }
+
+ secik.fill(1);
+ for (int i = n-1; i >= 0; i--) {
+ query q = queries[i];
+ if (q.type == 'D') {
+ pstree.del(q.info.del);
+ }
+ if (q.type == 'I') {
+ int offset = pstree.sum(0, q.info.insert.p);
+ int kth = secik.kth_elem(q.info.insert.p + offset + 1);
+ secik.del(kth);
+ q_to_pos[i] = kth;
+ cout << q.info.insert.p << " " << offset << "\n";
+ cout << i << ": " << q_to_pos[i] << "\n";
+ }
+ }
+ secik.fill(0);
+ pstree.fill(0);
+
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ query q = queries[i];
+ if (q.type == 'I') {
+ secik.add(q_to_pos[i]);
+ pstree.update(q_to_pos[i], q.info.insert.x);
+ // cout << "Inserting " << q.info.insert.x << " to " << q_to_pos[i] << "\n";
+ }
+ if (q.type == 'D') {
+ int pos = secik.kth_elem(q.info.del);
+ // cout << "kth: " << q.info.del << " " << pos << "\n";
+ secik.del(pos);
+ pstree.update(pos, -pstree.tree[pos + M]);
+ }
+ if (q.type == 'S') {
+ int from = secik.kth_elem(q.info.sum.from);
+ int to = secik.kth_elem(q.info.sum.to);
+ printf("%lld\n", pstree.sum(from, to));
+ }
+ }
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/rozw2.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/rozw2.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..17562a9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/rozw2.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,135 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+struct treap {
+ typedef long long T;
+ treap *left = nullptr;
+ treap *right = nullptr;
+ int rank, items = 1;
+ T value;
+ T sum;
+ bool rev = false;
+
+ treap(T val = T()) : rank(rand()), value(val), sum(val) {}
+
+ inline void update() {
+ if (rev) {
+ swap(left, right);
+ if (left) left->rev = !left->rev;
+ if (right) right->rev = !right->rev;
+ rev = false;
+ }
+ }
+};
+
+inline int items(treap *t) { return t ? t->items : 0; }
+inline int sum(treap *t) { return t ? t->sum : 0; }
+inline void recalc(treap *t) {
+ t->items = items(t->left) + items(t->right) + 1;
+ t->sum = sum(t->left) + sum(t->right) + t->value;
+}
+
+pair<treap*, treap*> split(treap *t, int k) {
+ if (!t) return {nullptr, nullptr};
+ t->update();
+ if (items(t->left) < k) {
+ auto p = split(t->right, k - items(t->left) - 1);
+ t->right = p.first;
+ recalc(t);
+ return {t, p.second};
+ }
+ else {
+ auto p = split(t->left, k);
+ t->right = p.first;
+ recalc(t);
+ return {p.first, t};
+ }
+}
+
+treap* merge(treap *a, treap *b) {
+ if (!a) return b;
+ if (!b) return a;
+ a->update();
+ b->update();
+ if (a->rank > b->rank) {
+ a->right = merge(a->right, b);
+ recalc(a);
+ return a;
+ }
+ else {
+ b->left = merge(a, b->left);
+ recalc(b);
+ return b;
+ }
+}
+
+treap::T select(treap *t, int k) {
+ if (!t) return treap::T();
+ t->update();
+ int i = items(t->left);
+ if (i == k) return t->value;
+ else if (i > k) return select(t->left, k);
+ else return select(t->right, k - i - 1);
+}
+
+treap *insert (treap *t, treap::T val, int k) {
+ auto p = split(t, k);
+ return merge(merge(p.first, new treap(val)), p.second);
+}
+
+treap *erase(treap *t, int k) {
+ auto p1 = split(t, k);
+ auto p2 = split(p1.second, 1);
+ return merge(p1.first, p2.second);
+}
+
+treap::T sum(treap *t, int l, int r) {
+ auto p1 = split(t, r);
+ auto p2 = split(p1.first, l);
+ return sum(p2.second);
+}
+
+void write(treap *t) {
+ if (!t) return;
+ t->update();
+ write(t->left);
+ cout << t->value << " ";
+ write(t->right);
+}
+void destroy(treap *t) {
+ if (!t) return;
+ destroy(t->left);
+ destroy(t->right);
+ delete t;
+}
+
+treap *t = 0;
+
+int main() {
+ int n;
+ scanf("%d", &n);
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ char c;
+ scanf(" %c", &c);
+ if (c == 'I') {
+ int p, x;
+ scanf("%d%d", &p, &x);
+ t = insert(t, x, p);
+ }
+ if (c == 'D') {
+ int p;
+ scanf("%d", &p);
+ t = erase(t, p - 1);
+ }
+ if (c == 'S') {
+ int l, r;
+ scanf("%d%d", &l, &r);
+ printf("ans: %lld\n", sum(t, l, r));
+ }
+ cout << "Treap:\n";
+ write(t);
+ cout << "\n";
+ }
+
+ destroy(t);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/rozw3.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/rozw3.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ec107ef
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/rozw3.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,149 @@
+
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+struct treap
+{
+ typedef long long T;
+ treap *left = nullptr, *right = nullptr;
+
+ int rank, items = 1;
+ bool rev = false;
+ T value, sum;
+
+ treap(T val = T()) : value(val), sum(val), rank(rand()) { }
+
+ inline void update()
+ {
+ if(rev)
+ {
+ swap(left, right);
+ if(left) left->rev = !left->rev;
+ if(right) right->rev = !right->rev;
+ rev = false;
+ }
+ }
+};
+
+inline int items(treap *t) { return t ? t->items : 0; }
+inline treap::T sum(treap *t) { return t ? t->sum : 0; }
+inline void recalc(treap *t) {
+ t->items = items(t->left) + items(t->right) + 1;
+ t->sum = sum(t->left) + sum(t->right) + t->value;
+}
+
+pair<treap*, treap*> split(treap *t, int k) //dzieli na prefiks dlugosci k i reszte
+{
+ if(!t) return make_pair(nullptr, nullptr);
+ //t = new treap(*t); //odkomentowac zeby zrobic strukture trwala
+ t->update();
+ if(items(t->left) < k)
+ {
+ auto p = split(t->right, k - items(t->left) - 1);
+ t->right = p.first;
+ recalc(t);
+ return make_pair(t, p.second);
+ }
+ else
+ {
+ auto p = split(t->left, k);
+ t->left = p.second;
+ recalc(t);
+ return make_pair(p.first, t);
+ }
+}
+
+treap* merge(treap *a, treap *b)
+{
+ if(!a) return b;
+ if(!b) return a;
+ a->update();
+ b->update();
+ if(a->rank > b->rank) {
+ a->right = merge(a->right, b);
+ recalc(a);
+ return a;
+ }
+ else {
+ b->left = merge(a, b->left);
+ recalc(b);
+ return b;
+ }
+}
+
+treap::T select(treap *t, int k) //zwraca k-ty element
+{
+ if(!t) return treap::T();
+ t->update();
+ int i = items(t->left);
+ if(i == k) return t->value;
+ if(i > k) return select(t->left, k);
+ return select(t->right, k - i - 1);
+}
+
+treap* insert(treap *t, treap::T val, int k) //wstaw val na pozycje k (liczac od 0)
+{
+ auto p = split(t, k);
+ return merge(merge(p.first, new treap(val)), p.second);
+}
+void write(treap *t)
+{
+ if(!t) return;
+ t->update();
+ write(t->left);
+ cout << "(" << t->value << ", " << t->sum << ") ";
+ write(t->right);
+}
+
+treap* erase(treap *t, int k)
+{
+ auto p1 = split(t, k);
+ auto p2 = split(p1.second, 1);
+ return merge(p1.first, p2.second);
+}
+
+treap* reverse(treap *t, int a, int b) //odwroc przedzial <a, b)
+{
+ auto p1 = split(t, b);
+ auto p2 = split(p1.first, a);
+ if(p2.second) p2.second->rev = !p2.second->rev;
+ return merge(merge(p2.first, p2.second), p1.second);
+}
+
+treap::T sum(treap* t, int l, int r) {
+ auto p1 = split(t, r);
+ auto p2 = split(p1.first, l);
+ treap::T ret = sum(p2.second);
+ merge(merge(p2.first, p2.second), p1.second);
+ return ret;
+}
+
+treap *root = 0;
+
+int main() {
+ int n;
+ scanf("%d", &n);
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ char c;
+ scanf(" %c", &c);
+ if (c == 'I') {
+ int p, x;
+ scanf("%d%d", &p, &x);
+ root = insert(root, x, p);
+ }
+ if (c == 'D') {
+ int p;
+ scanf("%d", &p);
+ root = erase(root, p - 1);
+ }
+ if (c == 'S') {
+ int l, r;
+ scanf("%d%d", &l, &r);
+ printf("%lld\n", sum(root, l - 1, r));
+ }
+ // cout << "Treap:\n";
+ // write(root);
+ // cout << "\n";
+ }
+
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/show_problem.pdf b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/show_problem.pdf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8a1c155
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/show_problem.pdf
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/test.sh b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/test.sh
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..dc725ad
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia4/test.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+make brut
+make rozw3
+
+
+for i in {1..10000}
+do
+ echo $i
+ python3 gen.py $i $1 > test.in
+ ./rozw3 < test.in > wa.out
+ ./brut < test.in > test.out
+
+ if diff -w test.out wa.out
+ then
+ echo ok
+ else
+ echo nieok
+ break
+ fi
+done
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia5/gen.py b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia5/gen.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..85d332c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia5/gen.py
@@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
+import random
+import sys
+
+random.seed(sys.argv[1])
+
+n = int(sys.argv[2])
+maxcoord = 200
+
+
+print(n)
+for i in range(n):
+ ty = random.randint(0, 3)
+ a, b = 0, 0
+ y1, y2 = 0, 0
+ if ty == 0:
+ a = random.randint(0, maxcoord)
+ b = random.randint(a+1, maxcoord + 1)
+ y1 = random.randint(0, maxcoord)
+ y2 = y1
+ if ty == 1:
+ y1 = random.randint(0, maxcoord)
+ y2 = random.randint(a+1, maxcoord + 1)
+ a = random.randint(0, maxcoord)
+ b = a
+ if ty == 2:
+ a = random.randint(0, maxcoord)
+ b = random.randint(0, maxcoord)
+ x = random.randint(1, maxcoord)
+ y1 = b
+ b = a + x
+ y2 = y1 + x
+ if ty == 3:
+ a = random.randint(0, maxcoord)
+ b = random.randint(0, maxcoord)
+ x = random.randint(1, maxcoord)
+ y1 = b
+ b = a + x
+ y2 = y1 - x
+
+ print(a, y1, b, y2)
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia5/t.tin b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia5/t.tin
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e69de29
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia5/t.tin
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia5/wzo.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia5/wzo.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d4aa4fa
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia5/wzo.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,288 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+#define VER_T 1
+#define HOR_T 0
+
+#define BEG 0
+#define END 1
+
+struct event {
+ int x, y, z;
+ bool t;
+ event(int _x=0, bool _t=false, int _y=0, int _z=0) : x(_x), y(_y), z(_z), t(_t) {}
+
+ bool operator < (const event &e) const {
+ if (x == e.x) {
+ if (t == e.t) return make_pair(y, z) < make_pair(e.y, e.z);
+ if (t == HOR_T) return z == BEG;
+ if (e.t == HOR_T) return e.z == END;
+ return t < e.t;
+ // if (t == HOR_T && z == BEG) return true;
+ // else if (t == HOR_T) return false;
+ // else if (e.t == HOR_T && e.z == BEG) return false;
+ // else if (e.t == HOR_T) return true;
+ // return (make_pair(y,z) < make_pair(e.y, e.z));
+ }
+ return x < e.x;
+ // return make_pair(x, make_pair(t, make_pair(y, z))) < make_pair(e.x, make_pair(e.t, make_pair(e.y, e.z)));
+ }
+
+};
+
+struct pnt {
+ int x, y;
+
+ pnt(int _x=0, int _y=0) : x(_x), y(_y) {}
+
+ void transpoze(int a11, int a12, int a21, int a22) {
+ int temp = x*a11 + y*a12;
+ y = x*a21 + y*a22;
+ x = temp;
+ }
+ bool operator == (const pnt &p) {
+ return (x==p.x && y == p.y);
+ }
+
+};
+
+struct seg {
+ pnt st, nd;
+
+ seg(pnt p1=pnt(), pnt p2=pnt()) : st(p1), nd(p2) {}
+
+ void transpoze(int a11, int a12, int a21, int a22) {
+ st.transpoze(a11, a12, a21, a22);
+ nd.transpoze(a11, a12, a21, a22);
+ }
+};
+
+inline int sig(int x) {
+ if (x < 0) return -1;
+ if (x == 0) return 0;
+ if (x > 0) return 1;
+}
+
+void swap(pnt &x, pnt &y) {
+ swap(x.x, y.x);
+ swap(x.y, y.y);
+}
+
+vector<event> events;
+map<int, int> points;
+
+void get_cross_pnts(vector<pnt> &result, vector<seg> &hor, vector<seg> &ver) {
+ events.resize(0);
+ points.clear();
+ // cout << "h:\n";
+ for (auto &s: hor) {
+ if (s.st.x > s.nd.x) swap(s.st, s.nd);
+ // cout << s.st.x << " " << s.st.y << ", " << s.nd.x << " " << s.nd.y << "\n";
+ events.push_back(event(s.st.x, HOR_T, s.st.y, BEG));
+ events.push_back(event(s.nd.x, HOR_T, s.st.y, END));
+ }
+ // cout << "v:\n";
+ for (auto &s: ver) {
+ if (s.st.y > s.nd.y) swap(s.st, s.nd);
+ // cout << s.st.x << " " << s.st.y << ", " << s.nd.x << " " << s.nd.y << "\n";
+
+ events.push_back(event(s.st.x, VER_T, s.st.y, s.nd.y));
+ }
+
+ sort(events.begin(), events.end());
+ for (auto e: events) {
+ // cout << e.x << " " << (e.t == HOR_T ? "hor " : "ver ") << e.y << " " << (e.t == HOR_T ? (e.z == BEG ? "beg" : "end") : to_string(e.z)) << "\n";
+ if (e.t == HOR_T) {
+ if (e.z == BEG) points[e.y]++;
+ else {
+ if (--points[e.y] == 0) points.erase(e.y);
+ }
+ }
+ else {
+ auto it = points.lower_bound(e.y);
+ while (it != points.end() && it->first <= e.z) {
+ result.push_back(pnt(e.x, it->first));
+ it++;
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ // cout << "done\n";
+}
+
+vector<pnt> temp;
+vector<seg> hor, ver, cross_left, cross_right;
+
+void read() {
+ int n;
+ // cin >> n;
+ scanf("%d", &n);
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ int x1, y1, x2, y2;
+ // cin >> x1 >> y1 >> x2 >> y2;
+ scanf("%d%d%d%d", &x1, &y1, &x2, &y2);
+ seg s = seg(pnt(x1, y1), pnt(x2, y2));
+ if (y1 == y2)
+ hor.push_back(s);
+ else if (x1 == x2)
+ ver.push_back(s);
+ else if (sig(x1 - x2) == sig(y1 - y2))
+ cross_right.push_back(s);
+ else
+ cross_left.push_back(s);
+ }
+}
+
+void hor_ver(vector<pnt> &result) {
+ // cout << "hor_ver\n";
+
+ temp.clear();
+ get_cross_pnts(temp, hor, ver);
+ for (auto p: temp) result.push_back(p);
+}
+
+void hor_c_r(vector<pnt> &result) {
+ // cout << "hor_cr\n";
+ temp.clear();
+ for (auto &p: hor) p.transpoze(1, -1, 0, 1);
+ for (auto &p: cross_right) p.transpoze(1, -1, 0, 1);
+ get_cross_pnts(temp, hor, cross_right);
+ for (auto &p: hor) p.transpoze(1, 1, 0, 1);
+ for (auto &p: cross_right) p.transpoze(1, 1, 0, 1);
+
+ for (auto &p: temp) {
+ p.transpoze(1, 1, 0, 1);
+ result.push_back(p);
+ }
+}
+
+void hor_c_l(vector<pnt> &result) {
+ // cout << "hor_cl\n";
+ temp.clear();
+ for (auto &p: hor) p.transpoze(1, 1, 0, 1);
+ for (auto &p: cross_left) p.transpoze(1, 1, 0, 1);
+
+ get_cross_pnts(temp, hor, cross_left);
+
+ for (auto &p: hor) p.transpoze(1, -1, 0, 1);
+ for (auto &p: cross_left) p.transpoze(1, -1, 0, 1);
+
+ for (auto &p: temp) {
+ p.transpoze(1, -1, 0, 1);
+ result.push_back(p);
+ }
+}
+
+void ver_c_r(vector<pnt> &result) {
+ // cout << "ver_cr\n";
+
+ temp.clear();
+ for (auto &p: ver) {
+ p.transpoze(1, 0, -1, 1);
+ }
+ for (auto &p: cross_right) {
+ p.transpoze(1, 0, -1, 1);
+ }
+
+ get_cross_pnts(temp, cross_right, ver);
+
+ for (auto &p: ver) {
+ p.transpoze(1, 0, 1, 1);
+ }
+ for (auto &p: cross_right) {
+ p.transpoze(1, 0, 1, 1);
+ }
+
+ for (auto &p: temp) {
+ p.transpoze(1, 0, 1, 1);
+ result.push_back(p);
+ }
+}
+
+void ver_c_l(vector<pnt> &result) {
+ // cout << "ver_cl\n";
+
+ temp.clear();
+ for (auto &p: ver) {
+ p.transpoze(-1, 0, 1, 1);
+ }
+ for (auto &p: cross_left) {
+ p.transpoze(-1, 0, 1, 1);
+ }
+
+ get_cross_pnts(temp, cross_left, ver);
+ for (auto &p: ver) {
+ p.transpoze(-1, 0, 1, 1);
+ }
+ for (auto &p: cross_left) {
+ p.transpoze(-1, 0, 1, 1);
+ }
+
+ for (auto &p: temp) {
+ p.transpoze(-1, 0, 1, 1);
+ result.push_back(p);
+ }
+}
+
+void c_l_c_r(vector<pnt> &result) {
+ temp.clear();
+ // cout << "cl_cr\n";
+ for (auto &p: cross_right) {
+ // cout << p.st.x << " " << p.st.y << ", " << p.nd.x << " " << p.nd.y << "\n";
+ p.transpoze(1, 1, -1, 1);
+ }
+ // cout << "---\n";
+ for (auto &p: cross_left) {
+ // cout << p.st.x << " " << p.st.y << ", " << p.nd.x << " " << p.nd.y << "\n";
+ p.transpoze(1, 1, -1, 1);
+ }
+
+ get_cross_pnts(temp, cross_right, cross_left);
+
+ for (auto &p: ver) {
+ p.transpoze(1, -1, 1, 1);
+ }
+ for (auto &p: cross_left) {
+ p.transpoze(1, -1, 1, 1);
+ }
+
+ for (auto &p: temp) {
+ p.transpoze(1, -1, 1, 1);
+ result.push_back(p);
+ }
+}
+
+void solve() {
+ // cout << hor.size() << " " << ver.size() << " " << cross_left.size() << " " << cross_right.size() << "\n";
+ vector<pnt> result;
+ hor_ver(result);
+ hor_c_r(result);
+ hor_c_l(result);
+ ver_c_r(result);
+ ver_c_l(result);
+ for (auto &p: result) {
+ p.x *= 2;
+ p.y *= 2;
+ }
+ c_l_c_r(result);
+
+ sort(result.begin(), result.end(), [&](const pnt &p1, const pnt &p2) {
+ if (p1.x == p2.x) return p1.y < p2.y;
+ return p1.x < p2.x;
+ });
+ result.erase(unique(result.begin(), result.end()), result.end());
+
+ printf("%d\n", result.size());
+ for (auto p : result) {
+ printf("%d.%s ", p.x/2, (p.x % 2 == 1 ? "5" : "0"));
+ printf("%d.%s\n", p.y/2, (p.y % 2 == 1 ? "5" : "0"));
+ // cout << p.x/2 << "." << (p.x % 2 == 1 ? "5" : "0") << " ";
+ // cout << p.y/2 << "." << (p.y % 2 == 1 ? "5" : "0") << "\n";
+ }
+}
+
+int main() {
+ // ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ // cin.tie();
+ read();
+ solve();
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia5/wzo2.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia5/wzo2.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b4e9ac3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia5/wzo2.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,184 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+/*
+[0 -1]
+[1 0]
+*/
+
+struct pnt {
+ int x, y;
+ pnt (int _x=0, int _y=0) : x(_x), y(_y) {}
+ void transpose(int a11, int a12, int a21, int a22) {
+ int temp = x*a11 + y*a12;
+ y = x*a21 + y*a22;
+ x = temp;
+ }
+ bool operator<(const pnt &p) const {
+ if (p.x == x) return y < p.y;
+ return x < p.x;
+ }
+ bool operator==(const pnt &p) const {
+ return (x == p.x && y == p.y);
+ }
+};
+
+struct seg {
+ pnt st, nd;
+ seg(pnt p1=pnt(), pnt p2=pnt()) : st(p1), nd(p2) {}
+ void transpose(int a11, int a12, int a21, int a22) {
+ st.transpose(a11, a12, a21, a22);
+ nd.transpose(a11, a12, a21, a22);
+ }
+};
+
+#define HOR_T 0
+#define VER_T 1
+#define CL_T 2
+#define CR_T 3
+#define BEG 0
+#define END 1
+
+struct event {
+ int x;
+ int t;
+ int i1, i2;
+
+ event(int _x, int _t, int _i1, int _i2) : x(_x), t(_t), i1(_i1), i2(_i2) {}
+
+ bool operator < (const event &e) const {
+ if (x == e.x) {
+ if (t == e.t) return make_pair(i1, i2) < make_pair(e.i1, e.i2);
+ if (t == HOR_T) return (e.i2 == END);
+ if (e.t == HOR_T) return (i2 == BEG);
+ return t < e.t;
+ }
+ return x < e.x;
+ }
+};
+
+inline void swap(pnt &p1, pnt &p2) {
+ swap(p1.x, p2.x);
+ swap(p1.y, p2.y);
+}
+
+vector<seg> segments;
+vector<pnt> result;
+vector<pnt> temp_res;
+vector<event> events;
+map<int, int> hor;
+map<int, int> cl;
+map<int, int> cr;
+
+void read() {
+ int n;
+ scanf("%d", &n);
+ segments.resize(n);
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ cin >> segments[i].st.x >> segments[i].st.y >> segments[i].nd.x >> segments[i].nd.y;
+ }
+}
+
+void rotate(int a11, int a12, int a21, int a22) {
+ for (auto s: segments) {
+ s.transpose(a11, a12, a21, a22);
+ }
+}
+
+void solve_prob() {
+ temp_res.clear();
+ events.clear();
+ hor.clear(); cl.clear(); cr.clear();
+
+ for (auto s: segments) {
+ if (s.st.x > s.nd.x) swap(s.st, s.nd);
+ if (s.st.x == s.nd.x) {
+ if (s.st.y > s.nd.y) swap(s.st, s.nd);
+ events.push_back(event(s.st.x, VER_T, s.st.y, s.nd.y));
+ }
+ else if (s.st.y == s.nd.y) {
+ events.push_back(event(s.st.x, HOR_T, s.st.y, BEG));
+ events.push_back(event(s.nd.x, HOR_T, s.st.y, END));
+ }
+ else if (s.st.y - s.nd.y < 0) {
+ events.push_back(event(s.st.x, CR_T, s.st.y, BEG));
+ events.push_back(event(s.nd.x, CR_T, s.nd.y, END));
+ }
+ else {
+ events.push_back(event(s.st.x, CL_T, s.st.y, BEG));
+ events.push_back(event(s.nd.x, CL_T, s.nd.y, END));
+ }
+ }
+
+ sort(events.begin(), events.end());
+ for (auto e: events) {
+ if (e.t == VER_T) {
+ auto it = hor.lower_bound(e.i1);
+ while (it != hor.end() && it->first <= e.i2) {
+ temp_res.push_back({e.x, it->first});
+ it++;
+ }
+ it = cr.lower_bound(e.i1 - e.x);
+ while (it != cr.end() && it->first <= e.i2 - e.x) {
+ temp_res.push_back({e.x, it->first + e.x});
+ it++;
+ }
+ it = cl.lower_bound(e.i1 + e.x);
+ while (it != cl.end() && it->first <= e.i2 + e.x) {
+ temp_res.push_back({e.x, it->first - e.x});
+ it++;
+ }
+ }
+ if (e.t == CR_T) {
+ if (e.i2 == BEG) cr[e.i1 - e.x]++;
+ else if (--cr[e.i1 - e.x] <= 0) cr.erase(e.i1 - e.x);
+ }
+ if (e.t == CL_T) {
+ if (e.i2 == BEG) cl[e.i1 + e.x]++;
+ else if (--cl[e.i1 + e.x] <= 0) cl.erase(e.i1);
+ }
+ if (e.t == HOR_T) {
+ if (e.i2 == BEG) hor[e.i1]++;
+ else if (--hor[e.i1] <= 0) hor.erase(e.i1);
+ }
+ }
+}
+
+void add_to_res(int a11, int a12, int a21, int a22) {
+ for (auto p: temp_res) {
+ p.transpose(a11, a12, a21, a22);
+ result.push_back(p);
+ }
+}
+
+void solve() {
+ solve_prob();
+ for (auto &p: temp_res) {
+ p.x *= 2; p.y *= 2;
+ }
+ add_to_res(1, 0, 0, 1);
+ for (auto &p: temp_res) {
+ p.x /= 2; p.y /= 2;
+ }
+ rotate(1, -1, 1, 1);
+ solve_prob();
+ add_to_res(1, 1, -1, 1);
+ rotate(1, 1, -1, 1);
+ for (auto &p: temp_res) {
+ p.x /= 2; p.y /= 2;
+ }
+
+
+
+ sort(result.begin(), result.end());
+ result.erase(unique(result.begin(), result.end()), result.end());
+ for (auto p : result) {
+ cout << p.x/2 << "." << (p.x % 2 == 1 ? "5" : "0") << " ";
+ cout << p.y/2 << "." << (p.y % 2 == 1 ? "5" : "0") << "\n";
+ }
+}
+
+int main() {
+ read();
+ solve();
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia6/wzo.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia6/wzo.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f13f0ec
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/pracownia6/wzo.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,51 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+const int N = 1e6 + 10;
+bool vis[N];
+int n, m, ranga[N], par[N];
+pair<int, pair<int, int>> G[N];
+
+int Find(int v) {
+ if (par[v] == v) return v;
+ return par[v] = Find(par[v]);
+}
+
+void Union(int v, int u) {
+ if (ranga[v] > ranga[u]) {
+ par[u] = v;
+ }
+ else {
+ if (ranga[v] == ranga[u]) ranga[u]++;
+ par[v] = u;
+ }
+}
+
+bool traj(int maks) {
+
+}
+
+int main() {
+ scanf("%d%d", &n, &m);
+ for (int i = 0; i < m; i++) {
+ int a, b, w;
+ scanf("%d%d%d", &a, &b, &w);
+ G[i] = {-w, {a,b}};
+ }
+ sort(G, G+m);
+ for (int i = 1; i <= n; i++) {
+ par[i] = i;
+ ranga[i] = 0;
+ }
+ int mini = 1e9;
+ for (int i = 0; i < m; i++) {
+ int a = G[i].second.first;
+ int b = G[i].second.second;
+ a = Find(a); b = Find(b);
+ if (a != b) {
+ Union(a, b);
+ mini = min(mini, -G[i].first);
+ }
+ }
+ printf("%d\n", mini);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/themis/AISDDEBIUT21.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/themis/AISDDEBIUT21.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3666d69
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/themis/AISDDEBIUT21.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+/*
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka
+ * Numer indeksu: 316093
+ * Prowadzący: WJA
+ */
+
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+int main()
+{
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ cin.tie();
+ int a, b;
+ cin >> a >> b;
+ for (int i = a; i <= b; i++)
+ {
+ if (i % 2021 == 0)
+ {
+ cout << i << " ";
+ }
+ }
+ cout << "\n";
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/themis/AISDPOTEGOWANIE.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/themis/AISDPOTEGOWANIE.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c1b76fe
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/themis/AISDPOTEGOWANIE.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+int fast_pow(int a, int b, int m)
+{
+ if (b == 0)
+ {
+ return 1;
+ }
+ long long p = fast_pow(a, b / 2, m);
+ p = (p * p) % m;
+ if (b % 2 == 0)
+ return (int)p;
+ return (p * (long long)a) % m;
+}
+
+int main()
+{
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ cin.tie();
+ int t;
+ cin >> t;
+ while (t--)
+ {
+ int a, b, m;
+ cin >> a >> b >> m;
+ cout << fast_pow(a, b, m) << "\n";
+ }
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/themis/BELLMAN.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/themis/BELLMAN.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5a65096
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/themis/BELLMAN.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,55 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+const int N = 503;
+int dist[N];
+vector<pair<int, pair<int, int>>> edges;
+int main()
+{
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ cin.tie();
+ int n, m, s;
+ cin >> n >> m >> s;
+ for (int i = 0; i <= n; i++)
+ {
+ dist[i] = 2e9;
+ }
+ dist[s] = 0;
+ for (int i = 0; i < m; i++)
+ {
+ int u, v, w;
+ cin >> u >> v >> w;
+ edges.push_back({w, {u, v}});
+ // edges.push_back({w, {v, u}});
+ }
+
+ for (int i = 0; i < n + 1; i++)
+ {
+ for (auto e : edges)
+ {
+ int w = e.first;
+ int u = e.second.first;
+ int v = e.second.second;
+ if (dist[v] > dist[u] + w)
+ {
+ dist[v] = dist[u] + w;
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ for (auto e : edges)
+ {
+ int w = e.first;
+ int u = e.second.first;
+ int v = e.second.second;
+ if (dist[v] > dist[u] + w)
+ {
+ cout << "NIE\n";
+ return 0;
+ }
+ }
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++)
+ {
+ if (i != s && dist[i] < 1e9)
+ cout << i << " " << dist[i] << "\n";
+ }
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/themis/FIB.cpp b/semestr-4/aisd/themis/FIB.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dd38c5c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/aisd/themis/FIB.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+typedef long long ll;
+
+class matrix
+{
+public:
+ ll a, b, c, d;
+ static ll m;
+
+ matrix(ll _a = 0, ll _b = 0, ll _c = 0, ll _d = 0) : a(_a), b(_b), c(_c), d(_d) {}
+
+ matrix operator*(const matrix &M) const
+ {
+ matrix res;
+ res.a = (a * M.a + b * M.c) % m;
+ res.b = (a * M.b + b * M.d) % m;
+ res.c = (c * M.a + d * M.c) % m;
+ res.d = (c * M.b + d * M.d) % m;
+ return res;
+ }
+};
+
+ll matrix::m = 1;
+
+matrix fast_pow(matrix M, int w)
+{
+ matrix res(1, 0, 0, 1);
+ while (w)
+ {
+ if (w % 2 == 1)
+ res = res * M;
+ M = M * M;
+ w >>= 1;
+ }
+ return res;
+}
+
+void solve()
+{
+ int n, m;
+ cin >> n >> m;
+ matrix M(0, 1, 1, 1);
+ matrix::m = m;
+ cout << fast_pow(M, n + 1).a << "\n";
+}
+
+int main()
+{
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ cin.tie();
+ int t;
+ cin >> t;
+ while (t--)
+ {
+ solve();
+ }
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/aisd/wyklady/Notatka 1 - Preliminaria.pdf b/semestr-4/aisd/wyklady/Notatka 1 - Preliminaria.pdf
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new file mode 100644
index 0000000..bffa5cb
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+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista0/Lista 0.pdf
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diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista0/ask21_lista_0.pdf b/semestr-4/ask/lista0/ask21_lista_0.pdf
new file mode 100644
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+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista0/ask21_lista_0.pdf
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diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista0/rozw.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista0/rozw.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c71940a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista0/rozw.c
@@ -0,0 +1,78 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+
+
+int main() {
+ /* Zad. 3 */
+
+ uint32_t x, k;
+ scanf("%d%d", &x, &k);
+
+ x &= ~(1<<k); // zerowanie k-tego bitu
+ x |= (1<<k); // ustawianie k-tego bitu
+ x ^= (1<<k); // swap k-tego bitu
+
+ printf("%d\n", x);
+
+ /* Zad. 4 */
+
+ uint32_t y;
+ scanf("%d%d", &x, &y);
+
+ x <<= y; // x * 2^y
+ x >>= y; // floor(x / 2^y)
+ x &= (1<<y) - 1; // x mod 2^y
+ x = (x + (1<<y) - 1) >> y; // ceil(x/2^y) = floor((x + 2^y - 1)/2^y)
+
+ /* Zad. 5 */
+
+ scanf("%d", &x);
+ /* jesli x = 2^k, to x = 1000...0. Wtedy x - 1 = 0111...1, zatem x & (x - 1) == 0
+ * gdy x jest potęgą dwójki. Łatwo widać, że jeśli x nie jest potęgą dwójki,
+ * to wiodący bit będzie ten sam, więc koniunkcja bitowa będzie niezerowa */
+ printf("%d", (x & (x - 1)));
+
+ /* Zad. 6 */
+
+ int rev = ((0xff000000 & x) >> 24u) | // można pominąć tę koniunkcję.
+ ((0xff0000 & x) >> 8u) |
+ ((0xff00 & x) << 8u) |
+ ((0xff & x) << 24u);
+
+ /* Zad. 7 */
+
+ /* Kod sterujący - kod, który nie niesie informacji o znaku, ale niesie jakąś
+ * instrukcję sterującą dla urządzenia, np. do terminala.
+ * ASCII (American Standard Code for Information Interchange) - zestaw znaków,
+ * który stał się standardem w komunikacji elektronicznej.
+ * 0, NUL - znak nie niosący żadnej informacji. Może informować np. o końcu danych tekstowych
+ * 4, EOT (end of thread/end of transmission), ^D - informuje o końcu transmisji danych,
+ * które mogły zawierać więcej niż jeden tekst.
+ * 7, BEL (bell), ^G - instruuje urządzenie do wysłania dźwięku.
+ * 10, LF (line feed), \n - instruuje urządzenie do przejścia do nowej linii,
+ * ale nie do jej początku. Z tego względu jest często wiązany z CR (carriage return),
+ * który instruuje urządzenie do powrotu do początku wiersza. W systemach UNIX sam \n
+ * wystarczy.
+ * 12, FF (Form feed) - instruuje np. drukarki do przejścia do pierwszego wiersza
+ * następnej kartkii.
+ */
+
+ /* Zad. 8 */
+
+ /* UTF-8 (8-bit Unicode Transformation Format) - alternatywny zestaw znaków,
+ * w pełni kompatybilny z ASCII. Wykorzystuje od 1 do 4 bajtów do zakodowania
+ * pojedyńczego znaku. ASCII ma do dyspozycji jedynie 128 możliwych znaków, co
+ * zdecydowanie jest mniejsze niż potrzebna liczba znaków do zakodowania.
+ * Wykorzystanie 4 bajtów pozwala na gwałtowne zwiększenie tej liczby.
+ *
+ * Proszę zapłacić 5€! ę - U+0119 (0000 0001 0001 1001), spacja - U+0020,
+ * ł - U+0142 (0000 0001 0100 0010), € - U+20AC (0010 0000 1010 1100)
+ * 01010000 01110010 01101111 01110011 01111010 [1100 0100 1001 1001]
+ * 00100000
+ * 01111010 01010001 01110000 [1100 0101 1000 0010] 01010001 01010011 01011001 [1100 0100 1000 0111]
+ * 00100000
+ * 00110101 [1110 0010 1000 0010 1010 1100] 00100001
+ */
+
+ return 0;
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista1/ask21_lista_1.pdf b/semestr-4/ask/lista1/ask21_lista_1.pdf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9afcd65
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista1/ask21_lista_1.pdf
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diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista1/rozw.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista1/rozw.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0b4c208
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista1/rozw.c
@@ -0,0 +1,217 @@
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+
+
+static const int S[] = {1, 2, 4, 8, 16}; // Magic Binary Numbers
+static const int B[] = {0x55555555, 0x33333333, 0x0F0F0F0F, 0x00FF00FF, 0x0000FFFF};
+
+char* utb(uint32_t x) {
+ static char rep[36];
+ int cnt = 34;
+ for (int i = 0; i < 32; i += 1) {
+ if (i > 0 && i % 8 == 0) {
+ rep[cnt] = ' ';
+ cnt -= 1;
+ }
+ rep[cnt] = (x & 1) + '0';
+ cnt -= 1;
+ x >>= 1;
+ }
+ rep[35] = '\0';
+ return rep;
+}
+
+void pb(uint32_t x) {
+ printf("%s : %d\n", utb(x), x);
+}
+
+struct A {
+ int8_t a;
+ void *b;
+ int8_t c;
+ int16_t d;
+};
+
+struct B {
+ void *c;
+ double b;
+ int16_t a;
+};
+
+struct C {
+ int8_t a;
+ int8_t c;
+ int16_t d;
+ void *b;
+};
+
+// zaklada count > 0
+void secret(uint8_t *to, uint8_t *from, size_t count) {
+ size_t n = (count + 7) / 8;
+ switch (count % 8) {
+ case 0: do { *to++ = *from++;
+ case 7: *to++ = *from++;
+ case 6: *to++ = *from++;
+ case 5: *to++ = *from++;
+ case 4: *to++ = *from++;
+ case 3: *to++ = *from++;
+ case 2: *to++ = *from++;
+ case 1: *to++ = *from++;
+ } while (--n > 0);
+ }
+}
+
+// zaklada count > 0
+void goto_secret(uint8_t *to, uint8_t *from, size_t count) {
+ size_t n = (count + 7) / 8;
+ static void *array[] = { &&finito, &&c0, &&c1, &&c2, &&c3, &&c4, &&c5, &&c6, &&c7 };
+ goto *array[count % 8 + 1];
+ c0: *to++ = *from++;
+ c7: *to++ = *from++;
+ c6: *to++ = *from++;
+ c5: *to++ = *from++;
+ c4: *to++ = *from++;
+ c3: *to++ = *from++;
+ c2: *to++ = *from++;
+ c1: *to++ = *from++;
+ goto *array[(--n > 0)];
+ finito: return;
+}
+
+int main() {
+ /* Zadanie 1 */
+ printf("Zadanie 1:\n");
+
+ uint32_t i = 7, k = 15, x = 15689126;
+
+ pb(x);
+ uint32_t c = (((1<<i) & x) >> i) << k; // 0010 0000
+ x = (x & ~(1<<k)) | c;
+ pb(x);
+
+
+ /* Zadanie 2 */
+ printf("Zadanie 2:\n");
+
+ uint32_t v = 312866134;
+ pb(v);
+
+ // wersja prosta
+ c = v - ((v >> 1) & B[0]); pb(c);
+ c = ((c >> S[1]) & B[1]) + (c & B[1]); pb(c);
+ c = ((c >> S[2]) + c) & B[2]; pb(c);
+ c = ((c >> S[3]) + c) & B[3]; pb(c);
+ c = ((c >> S[4]) + c) & B[4]; pb(c);
+ printf("-----------------\n");
+ // wersja dla koksow
+ v = v - ((v >> 1) & 0x55555555); pb(v);// reuse input as temporary
+ v = ((v >> 2) & 0x33333333) + (v & 0x33333333); pb(v); // temp
+ c = ((v + (v >> 4) & 0xF0F0F0F) * 0x1010101) >> 24; pb(c); // count
+
+
+ /* Zadanie 3 */
+ printf("Zadanie 3:\n");
+
+ struct A a;
+ struct B b;
+ struct C d;
+ int8_t x1;
+ void *x2;
+ int16_t x3;
+ printf("%lu %lu %lu\n", sizeof x1, sizeof x2, sizeof x3);
+ printf("%lu %lu %lu\n", sizeof a, sizeof b, sizeof d);
+
+
+ /* Zadanie 4 */
+
+
+ /* Zadanie 5 */
+
+ /* s += b[j + 1] + b[--j];
+ *
+ * t1 := j + 1
+ * t2 := t1 * 4
+ * t3 := b[t2]
+ * j := j - 1
+ * t4 := j * 4
+ * t5 := b[t4]
+ * t6 := t4 + t5 // Czy na pewno tak?
+ * s := s + t6
+ *
+ * a[i++] -= *b * (c[j*2] + 1);
+ *
+ * t1 := *b
+ * t2 := j * 2
+ * t3 := t2 * 4
+ * t4 := c[t3]
+ * t5 := t4 + 1
+ * t6 := t1 * t5
+ * a := a - t6
+ * i := i + 1
+ */
+
+ /* Zadanie 6 */
+ /* vs->d = us[1].a + us[j].c;
+ * t1 := 1 * 12
+ * t2 := us + t1
+ * t2' := us + 0 // chcemy dostać się do a, ale jest na poczatku, wiec nic dodawac nie trzeba
+ * t3 := *t2
+ * t4 := j * 12
+ * t5 := us + t4
+ * t6 := t5 + 8
+ * t7 := *t6
+ * t8 := t3 + t7
+ * t9 := vs + 9
+ * *t9 := t8
+ */
+
+ /* Zadanie 7 */
+
+ /* I := 0 ; <<B1>>
+ goto ITest
+ ILoop: J := I ; <<B2>>
+ goto WTest
+ WLoop: t1 := 4 * J ; <<B3>>
+ Temp := arr[t1] ; arr[J]
+ t2 := J - 1
+ t3 := 4 * t2
+ t4 := arr[t3] ; arr[J - 1]
+ arr[t1] := t4 ; arr[J] := arr[J - 1]
+ arr[t3] := Temp ; arr[J - 1] := Temp
+ J := J - 1
+ WTest: if J <= 0 goto IPlus ; <<B4>>
+ t4 := 4 * J ; <<B5>>
+ t5 := arr[t4]
+ t6 := J - 1
+ t7 = 4 * t6
+ t8 := arr[t7]
+ if t5 >= t8 goto IPlus
+ goto WLoop ; <<B6>>
+ IPlus: I := I + 1 ; <<B7>>
+ ITest: if I < length goto ILoop ; <<B8>>
+ */
+
+
+ /* Zadanie 8 */
+ printf("Zadanie 8:\n");
+
+ // secret kopiuje wartości na które wskazuje from do miejsca w które wskazuje to,
+ // przesuwa oba wskaźniki i powtarza tak count razy (czyli efektywnie kopiuje np. tablice)
+
+ uint8_t t1[10] = {1,2,3,0,5,100,7,8,9,10}, t2[10];
+ uint8_t* to = t2 + 2, *from = t1 + 3;
+ size_t count = 4;
+
+ goto_secret(to, from, count);
+
+ for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++)
+ printf("%hhd ", t1[i]);
+ printf("\n");
+ for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++)
+ printf("%hhd ", t2[i]);
+ printf("\n");
+
+ i = 3;
+ t1[i++] = i;
+ printf("%hhd\n", t1[i-1]);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista1/test.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista1/test.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0f3c11e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista1/test.c
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+
+int main()
+{
+ int x;
+ short y;
+ x = -10;
+ y = (short)x;
+ printf("%d %hd", x, y);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista1/zad7.txt b/semestr-4/ask/lista1/zad7.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1e9c4b3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista1/zad7.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+ I := 0
+ goto ITest
+ILoop: J := I
+ goto WTest
+WLoop: t1 := 4 * J
+ Temp := arr[t1]
+ t2 := J - 1
+ t3 := 4 * t2
+ arr[t1] := arr[t3]
+ arr[t3] := Temp
+ J := J - 1
+WTest: if J <= 0 goto IPlus
+ t4 := 4 * J
+ t5 := arr[t4]
+ t6 := J - 1
+ t7 = 4 * t6
+ t8 := arr[t7]
+ if t5 >= t8 goto IPlus
+ goto WLoop
+IPlus: I := I + 1
+ITest: if I < length goto ILoop \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista11/__pycache__/gen.cpython-38.pyc b/semestr-4/ask/lista11/__pycache__/gen.cpython-38.pyc
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e27b7a7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista11/__pycache__/gen.cpython-38.pyc
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista11/gen.py b/semestr-4/ask/lista11/gen.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d4de762
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista11/gen.py
@@ -0,0 +1,65 @@
+def next_permutation(a):
+ """Generate the lexicographically next permutation inplace.
+
+ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permutation#Generation_in_lexicographic_order
+ Return false if there is no next permutation.
+ """
+ # Find the largest index i such that a[i] < a[i + 1]. If no such
+ # index exists, the permutation is the last permutation
+ for i in reversed(range(len(a) - 1)):
+ if a[i] < a[i + 1]:
+ break # found
+ else: # no break: not found
+ return False # no next permutation
+
+ # Find the largest index j greater than i such that a[i] < a[j]
+ j = next(j for j in reversed(range(i + 1, len(a))) if a[i] < a[j])
+
+ # Swap the value of a[i] with that of a[j]
+ a[i], a[j] = a[j], a[i]
+
+ # Reverse sequence from a[i + 1] up to and including the final element a[n]
+ a[i + 1:] = reversed(a[i + 1:])
+ return True
+
+def perm_to_str(a):
+ return ''.join(map(str, a))
+
+def str_to_perm(s):
+ return [int(c) for c in s]
+
+t = [0,1,2,3]
+perm_to_idx = dict()
+
+def bbin(x):
+ return bin(x)[2:]
+
+cnt = 23
+while True:
+ perm_to_idx[perm_to_str(t)] = cnt
+ cnt -= 1
+ if not next_permutation(t):
+ break
+
+for p in perm_to_idx.keys():
+ for i in range(4):
+ t = str_to_perm(p)
+ for j in range(4):
+ if t[j] > t[i]:
+ t[j] -= 1
+ t[i] = 3
+ print(p, 'x', i, '->', perm_to_str(t), ':\t', bbin(perm_to_idx[p]), '\t', bbin(i), '\t', bbin(perm_to_idx[perm_to_str(t)]), end='\t')
+ print(perm_to_idx[p], '\t', i, '\t', perm_to_idx[perm_to_str(t)])
+
+print('\n-----\n')
+
+
+for p in perm_to_idx.keys():
+ for i in range(4):
+ t = str_to_perm(p)
+ for j in range(4):
+ if t[j] > t[i]:
+ t[j] -= 1
+ t[i] = 3
+ print(p, 'x', i, '->', perm_to_str(t), ':\t', bbin(perm_to_idx[p]), '\t', bbin(i), '\t', bbin(perm_to_idx[perm_to_str(t)]), end='\t')
+ print(perm_to_idx[p], '\t', i, '\t', perm_to_idx[perm_to_str(t)])
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista11/zad8.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista11/zad8.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..cd8c2bf
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista11/zad8.c
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+
+uint8_t victim(uint8_t s) {
+ s |= ((s & 0x55) << 1) | (s & 0xaa >> 1);
+ return ((s >> 2) && 1) | ((s >> 4) && 2) | ((s >> 6) && 3);
+}
+
+uint8_t update(uint8_t s, uint8_t v) {
+ int8_t p0 = victim(s);
+ int8_t p1 = victim(s ^ 0b01010101);
+ int8_t p2 = victim(s ^ 0b10101010);
+ int8_t p3 = victim(s ^ 0b11111111);
+ uint8_t age = (3 << (v << 1)) & s;
+
+ s -= (~((char)(age - 1) >> 7)) & (1 << (p1 << 1));
+ s -= (~((char)(age - 2) >> 7)) & (1 << (p2 << 1));
+ s -= (~((char)(age - 3) >> 7)) & (1 << (p3 << 1));
+ s |= (3 << (v << 1));
+ return s;
+}
+
+int main() {} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista12/rozw.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista12/rozw.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..84d66c6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista12/rozw.c
@@ -0,0 +1,71 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+
+/* Zadanie 1 */
+
+void swap(long *xp, long *yp) {
+ *xp = *xp + *yp; /* x+y */
+ *yp = *xp - *yp; /* x+y-y = x */
+ *xp = *xp - *yp; /* x+y-x = y */
+}
+
+void swap2(long *xp, long *yp) {
+ long x = *xp, y = *yp;
+ x = x + y, y = x - y, x = x - y;
+ *xp = x, *yp = y;
+}
+
+/* Zadanie 2 */
+
+__attribute__((noinline))
+size_t my_strlen(const char *s) {
+ size_t i = 0;
+ while (*s++)
+ i++;
+ return i;
+}
+
+const char *my_index(const char *s, char v) {
+ for (size_t i = 0; i < my_strlen(s); i++)
+ if (s[i] == v)
+ return &s[i];
+ return 0;
+}
+
+/* Zadanie 3 */
+void foobar(long a[], size_t n, long y, long z) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ long x = y - z;
+ long j = 7 * i;
+ a[i] = j + x * x;
+ }
+}
+
+void foobar_decomp(long a[], size_t n, long y, long z) {
+ z -= y;
+ z *= z;
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ a[i] = z;
+ z += 7;
+ }
+}
+
+/* Zadanie 4 */
+
+long neigh(long a[], long n, long i, long j) {
+ long ul = a[(i-1)*n + (j-1)];
+ long ur = a[(i-1)*n + (j+1)];
+ long dl = a[(i+1)*n - (j-1)];
+ long dr = a[(i+1)*n - (j+1)];
+ return ul + ur + dl + dr;
+}
+
+long neigh_better(long a[], long n, long i, long j) {
+ long idx = (i-1) * n + (j-1);
+ // n *= 2;
+ long ul = a[idx];
+ long dl = a[idx + n*2];
+ idx += 2;
+ long ur = a[idx];
+ long dr = a[idx + n*2];
+ return ul + dl + ur + dr;
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista13/186422.cpp b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/186422.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f3df2e1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/186422.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+const int SIZE=101000;
+void imax(int &a, int b){
+ a=max(a, b);
+}
+void imin(int &a, int b){
+ a=min(a, b);
+}
+void lmax(long long &a, long long b){
+ a=max(a, b);
+}
+void lmin(long long &a, long long b){
+ a=min(a, b);
+}
+/*
+ WARNING: I'm using strange bracket style!
+*/
+vector <pair <int, int> > out;
+vector <int> v[SIZE], s;
+int n, q, x, y;
+int main()
+ {
+ ios::sync_with_stdio(0);
+ cin.tie(0);
+ cout.tie(0);
+ cin>>n>>q;
+ while (q--)
+ cin>>x>>y, v[min(x, y)].push_back(max(x, y));
+ v[1].push_back(n);
+ for (int i=1; i<=n; i++)
+ {
+ sort(v[i].begin(), v[i].end());
+ reverse(v[i].begin(), v[i].end());
+ while (!s.empty() && s.back()<=i)
+ s.pop_back();
+ if (!s.empty() && s.back()>i+1)
+ if (v[i].size()==0 || s.back()!=v[i][0])
+ out.push_back({s.back(), i});
+ for (auto j: v[i])
+ s.push_back(j);
+ }
+ cout<<out.size()<<"\n";
+ for (auto i: out)
+ cout<<i.first<<" "<<i.second<<"\n";
+ return 0;
+ }
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13.tgz b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13.tgz
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..98970c9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13.tgz
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/._shakespeare.txt b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/._shakespeare.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..bc5ed23
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/._shakespeare.txt
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/dictionary.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/dictionary.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5c9ec55
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/dictionary.c
@@ -0,0 +1,434 @@
+/* Example of Program for Profiling */
+/* Create a dictionary of strings */
+
+#include "options.h"
+#include "string.h"
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <time.h>
+
+#define USESTRLEN 1
+size_t Strlen(const char *s);
+
+/* Some statistics */
+int wcnt = 0; /* Number of words */
+int ucnt = 0; /* Number of unique words */
+int mcnt = 0; /* Count of Most frequent word */
+int scnt = 0; /* Count of number of singletons */
+char *mstring = ""; /* Most frequent word */
+int llen = 0; /* Length of the longest word */
+char *lstring = ""; /* A longest string */
+int lcnt = 0; /* Number of words having maximum length */
+
+/* Use function pointers to keep track of which options we are using */
+typedef void (*lower_fun_t)(char *s);
+
+/* Lower case conversion routines */
+
+/* Convert string to lower case: slow */
+void lower1(char *s) {
+ int i;
+
+ for (i = 0; i < Strlen(s); i++)
+ if (s[i] >= 'A' && s[i] <= 'Z')
+ s[i] -= ('A' - 'a');
+}
+
+/* Convert string to lower case: faster */
+void lower2(char *s) {
+ int i;
+ int len = Strlen(s);
+
+ for (i = 0; i < len; i++)
+ if (s[i] >= 'A' && s[i] <= 'Z')
+ s[i] -= ('A' - 'a');
+}
+
+/* Set of lower case functions */
+#define LCNT 2
+lower_fun_t lower_fun_set[LCNT] = {lower1, lower2};
+char *lower_fun_names[LCNT] = {"lower1", "lower2"};
+
+/* Implementation of library function strlen */
+/* Compute length of string */
+size_t Strlen(const char *s) {
+#ifdef USESTRLEN
+ return strlen(s);
+#else
+ int length = 0;
+ while (*s != '\0') {
+ s++;
+ length++;
+ }
+ return length;
+#endif
+}
+
+/* The hash table */
+
+typedef struct HELE {
+ char *word;
+ int freq;
+ struct HELE *next;
+} h_rec, *h_ptr;
+
+/* The hash table */
+h_ptr *htable;
+int tsize;
+
+static void new_table(int size) {
+ tsize = size;
+ htable = (h_ptr *)calloc(size, sizeof(h_ptr));
+ if (!htable) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Couldn't allocate hash array, exiting\n");
+ exit(1);
+ }
+}
+
+static h_ptr new_ele(char *s) {
+ h_ptr result = (h_ptr)malloc(sizeof(h_rec));
+ int wlen = Strlen(s);
+ if (wlen > llen) {
+ lstring = s;
+ llen = wlen;
+ lcnt = 1;
+ } else if (wlen == llen)
+ lcnt++;
+ if (!result) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Couldn't allocate hash element, exiting\n");
+ exit(1);
+ }
+
+ result->word = s;
+ result->freq = 1;
+ result->next = NULL;
+ return result;
+}
+
+/* Some hash functions */
+
+/* Division hashing */
+
+typedef unsigned (*hash_fun_t)(char *s);
+
+unsigned h_mod(char *s) {
+ unsigned val = 0;
+ int c;
+ while ((c = *s++))
+ val = (val * 128 + c) % tsize;
+ return val;
+}
+
+/* Simply add characters together */
+unsigned h_add(char *s) {
+ unsigned val = 0;
+ int c;
+ while ((c = *s++))
+ val += c;
+ return val % tsize;
+}
+
+/* Combine with Xors */
+unsigned h_xor(char *s) {
+ unsigned val = 0;
+ int c;
+ while ((c = *s++))
+ val = ((val ^ c) << 4) | ((val >> 28) & 0xF);
+ return val % tsize;
+}
+
+#define HCNT 3
+hash_fun_t hash_fun_set[HCNT] = {h_mod, h_add, h_xor};
+char *hash_fun_names[HCNT] = {"h_mod", "h_add", "h_xor"};
+
+char *save_string(char *s) {
+ char *result = (char *)malloc(Strlen(s) + 1);
+ if (!result) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Couldn't allocate space for string, exiting\n");
+ exit(1);
+ }
+ strcpy(result, s);
+ return result;
+}
+
+/* Recursively find string in list. Add to end if not found */
+h_ptr find_ele_rec(h_ptr ls, char *s) {
+ if (!ls) {
+ /* Come to end of list. Insert this one */
+ ucnt++;
+ return new_ele(save_string(s));
+ }
+ if (strcmp(s, ls->word) == 0) {
+ ls->freq++;
+ if (ls->freq > mcnt) {
+ mcnt = ls->freq;
+ mstring = ls->word;
+ }
+ return ls;
+ }
+ ls->next = find_ele_rec(ls->next, s);
+ return ls;
+}
+
+/* Iteratively find string in list. Add to front if not found */
+h_ptr find_ele_iter_f(h_ptr ls, char *s) {
+ h_ptr ele = ls;
+ for (ele = ls; ele; ele = ele->next) {
+ char *word = ele->word;
+ if (strcmp(s, word) == 0) {
+ int freq = ++ele->freq;
+ if (freq > mcnt) {
+ mcnt = freq;
+ mstring = word;
+ }
+ return ls;
+ }
+ }
+ ele = new_ele(save_string(s));
+ ucnt++;
+ ele->next = ls;
+ return ele;
+}
+
+/* Iteratively find string in list. Add to end if not found */
+h_ptr find_ele_iter_r(h_ptr ls, char *s) {
+ h_ptr ele = ls;
+ h_ptr last = NULL;
+ for (ele = ls; ele; ele = ele->next) {
+ char *word = ele->word;
+ if (strcmp(s, word) == 0) {
+ int freq = ++ele->freq;
+ if (freq > mcnt) {
+ mcnt = freq;
+ mstring = word;
+ }
+ return ls;
+ }
+ last = ele;
+ }
+ ele = new_ele(save_string(s));
+ ucnt++;
+ ele->next = NULL;
+ if (last) {
+ last->next = ele;
+ return ls;
+ } else
+ return ele;
+}
+
+typedef h_ptr (*find_ele_fun_t)(h_ptr, char *);
+
+#define FCNT 3
+find_ele_fun_t find_ele_fun_set[FCNT] = {find_ele_rec, find_ele_iter_f,
+ find_ele_iter_r};
+char *find_ele_fun_names[FCNT] = {"find_ele_rec", "find_ele_iter_f",
+ "find_ele_iter_r"};
+
+/* Comparision function for sorting */
+int compare_ele(const void *vele1, const void *vele2) {
+ h_ptr ele1 = *(h_ptr *)vele1;
+ h_ptr ele2 = *(h_ptr *)vele2;
+ return ele2->freq - ele1->freq;
+}
+
+/* Sort hash table elements by frequency */
+h_ptr sort_words(int quick) {
+ h_ptr ls = NULL;
+ h_ptr ele;
+ h_ptr *array = calloc(ucnt, sizeof(h_ptr));
+ int i, j;
+ int cnt = 0;
+ scnt = 0; /* Count singletons */
+ for (i = 0; i < tsize; i++)
+ for (ele = htable[i]; ele; ele = ele->next) {
+ if (ele->freq == 1)
+ scnt++;
+ if (quick)
+ array[cnt] = ele;
+ else {
+ for (j = cnt; j > 0 && ele->freq > array[j - 1]->freq; j--)
+ array[j] = array[j - 1];
+ array[j] = ele;
+ }
+ cnt++;
+ }
+ if (quick) {
+ qsort((void *)array, cnt, sizeof(h_ptr), compare_ele);
+ }
+ ls = array[0];
+ for (j = 0; j < cnt - 1; j++)
+ array[j]->next = array[j + 1];
+ array[cnt - 1]->next = NULL;
+ free((void *)array);
+ return ls;
+}
+
+void insert_string(char *s, hash_fun_t hash_fun, lower_fun_t lower_fun,
+ find_ele_fun_t find_ele_fun) {
+ int index;
+ lower_fun(s);
+ index = hash_fun(s);
+ htable[index] = find_ele_fun(htable[index], s);
+}
+
+/* Extract word from file */
+#define BSIZE 1024
+char buf[BSIZE];
+int bufvalid = 0;
+FILE *infile;
+
+void init_token(FILE *in) {
+ bufvalid = 0;
+ infile = in;
+}
+
+/* Added some non-ASCII characters encountered in European parliament corpus */
+static char *skipchar = " \t\n\r.,:;/<>()[]{}?!\"-'\0xc2\0xa0";
+
+/* Keep getting tokens. Return NULL when no more */
+char *get_word() {
+ char *s = NULL;
+ while (1) {
+ if (bufvalid) {
+ s = strtok(NULL, skipchar);
+ if (s)
+ break;
+ }
+ if (!fgets(buf, BSIZE, infile))
+ return NULL;
+ bufvalid = 1;
+ s = strtok(buf, skipchar);
+ if (s)
+ break;
+ }
+ wcnt++;
+ return s;
+}
+
+#define MAXNG 10
+
+char *get_token(int ngram) {
+ /* Buffer of last ngram-1 tokens */
+ static char token_buf[MAXNG][BSIZE];
+ static int first = 1;
+ static int bindex = 0; /* In which buffer to insert next token */
+ static char sbuf[BSIZE];
+ char *nextpos = sbuf;
+ int i;
+ int index;
+
+ if (ngram == 1)
+ return get_word();
+ if (first) {
+ /* Get ngram-1 tokens */
+ while (bindex < ngram - 1) {
+ char *word = get_word();
+ if (!word) {
+ return NULL; /* Document doesn't have enough tokens */
+ }
+ strcpy(token_buf[bindex++], word);
+ }
+ first = 0;
+ }
+ /* Get new token */
+ char *word = get_word();
+ if (!word) {
+ return NULL; /* No more ngrams */
+ }
+ strcpy(token_buf[bindex++], word);
+ if (bindex >= MAXNG)
+ bindex = 0;
+ /* Generate string of last ngram-1 tokens */
+ index = bindex - ngram;
+ if (index < 0)
+ index += MAXNG;
+ for (i = 0; i < ngram; i++) {
+ if (i != 0)
+ *nextpos++ = ' ';
+ word = token_buf[index];
+ strcpy(nextpos, word);
+ nextpos += Strlen(word);
+ index++;
+ if (index >= MAXNG)
+ index = 0;
+ }
+#if 0
+ printf("Next n-gram = '%s'\n", sbuf);
+#endif
+ return sbuf;
+}
+
+/* Find statistics of word frequency in document */
+void word_freq(FILE *src, int verbose, int ngram, int size, int quick,
+ hash_fun_t hash_fun, lower_fun_t lower_fun,
+ find_ele_fun_t find_ele_fun) {
+ char *s;
+ h_ptr ls;
+
+ init_token(src);
+ new_table(size);
+
+ while ((s = get_token(ngram))) {
+ insert_string(s, hash_fun, lower_fun, find_ele_fun);
+ }
+ if (verbose > 0) {
+ ls = sort_words(quick);
+ while (ls && verbose--) {
+ printf("%d\t'%s'\n", ls->freq, ls->word);
+ ls = ls->next;
+ }
+ }
+ printf("%d n-grams, %d unique, %d singletons. Most common (%d) = '%s'. "
+ "Longest (%d have length %d) = '%s'\n",
+ wcnt, ucnt, scnt, mcnt, mstring, lcnt, llen, lstring);
+}
+
+int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
+ int verbose = 1;
+ int size = 1024;
+ int hash_fun_index = 0;
+ int lower_fun_index = 0;
+ int find_fun_index = 0;
+ int ngram = 1;
+ int quick = 0;
+ char *fname = NULL;
+ FILE *infile = stdin;
+ add_int_option("verbose", &verbose);
+ add_int_option("size", &size);
+ add_int_option("hash", &hash_fun_index);
+ add_int_option("lower", &lower_fun_index);
+ add_int_option("find", &find_fun_index);
+ add_int_option("ngram", &ngram);
+ add_int_option("quicksort", &quick);
+ add_string_option("file", &fname);
+ parse_options(argc, argv, NULL);
+ show_options(stdout);
+ printf("N-gram size %d\n", ngram);
+ printf("Lower case function %s\n", lower_fun_names[lower_fun_index]);
+ printf("Hash function %s\n", hash_fun_names[hash_fun_index]);
+ printf("Find element function %s\n", find_ele_fun_names[find_fun_index]);
+ if ((unsigned)hash_fun_index >= HCNT) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Invalid hash function index %d\n", hash_fun_index);
+ exit(1);
+ }
+ if ((unsigned)lower_fun_index >= LCNT) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Invalid lower function index %d\n", lower_fun_index);
+ exit(1);
+ }
+ if ((unsigned)find_fun_index >= FCNT) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Invalid find function index %d\n", find_fun_index);
+ exit(1);
+ }
+ if (fname) {
+ infile = fopen(fname, "r");
+ if (!infile) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Couldn't open file '%s'\n", fname);
+ exit(1);
+ }
+ }
+ word_freq(infile, verbose, ngram, size, quick, hash_fun_set[hash_fun_index],
+ lower_fun_set[lower_fun_index], find_ele_fun_set[find_fun_index]);
+ printf("Total time = %f seconds\n", (double)clock() / CLOCKS_PER_SEC);
+ fclose(infile);
+ return 0;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/graph.png b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/graph.png
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b8f336e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/graph.png
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/options.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/options.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..da62cde
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/options.c
@@ -0,0 +1,212 @@
+/*
+ * Code to process options from command line arguments.
+ * Option values can be integers,
+ * floats, or strings. Allow prefix of option name, as long as
+ * unambiguous. Also support printing of usage information.
+ */
+#include "options.h"
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <string.h>
+
+typedef enum { INT_OPTION, DOUBLE_OPTION, STRING_OPTION } option_t;
+
+typedef struct {
+ char *name;
+ option_t type;
+ union {
+ int *i;
+ double *d;
+ char **s;
+ } valp;
+} option_entry;
+
+#define MAX_OPTION 100
+static option_entry options[MAX_OPTION];
+
+static int option_count = 0;
+
+/* Determine length of string match */
+static int match_length(char *s, char *t) {
+ int result = 0;
+ while (*s == *t) {
+ result++;
+ if (*s == '\0')
+ break;
+ s++;
+ t++;
+ }
+ return result;
+}
+
+void usage(char *prog) {
+ int j;
+ fprintf(stderr, "Usage: %s", prog);
+ for (j = 0; j < option_count; j++) {
+ switch (options[j].type) {
+ case INT_OPTION:
+ fprintf(stderr, " [-%s (%d)]", options[j].name, *(options[j].valp.i));
+ break;
+ case DOUBLE_OPTION:
+ fprintf(stderr, " [-%s (%.2f)]", options[j].name, *(options[j].valp.d));
+ break;
+ case STRING_OPTION:
+ fprintf(stderr, " [-%s (%s)]", options[j].name, *(options[j].valp.s));
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+ fprintf(stderr, "\n");
+ exit(1);
+}
+
+/* Determine which option is best match. */
+static int find_option(char *prog, char *name) {
+ int sofar = -1;
+ int sofar_length = 0;
+ int i;
+ int ambiguous = 0;
+ for (i = 0; i < option_count; i++) {
+ int length = match_length(options[i].name, name);
+ if (length > sofar_length) {
+ sofar = i;
+ sofar_length = length;
+ ambiguous = 0;
+ } else if (length > 0 && length == sofar_length) {
+ ambiguous = 1;
+ }
+ }
+ if (sofar_length == 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "No match found to option '%s'\n", name);
+ usage(prog);
+ } else if (ambiguous) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Ambiguous option: '%s'\n", name);
+ usage(prog);
+ }
+ return sofar;
+}
+
+void add_int_option(char *name, int *var) {
+ options[option_count].name = name;
+ options[option_count].type = INT_OPTION;
+ options[option_count].valp.i = var;
+ option_count++;
+}
+
+void add_double_option(char *name, double *var) {
+ options[option_count].name = name;
+ options[option_count].type = DOUBLE_OPTION;
+ options[option_count].valp.d = var;
+ option_count++;
+}
+
+void add_string_option(char *name, char **var) {
+ options[option_count].name = name;
+ options[option_count].type = STRING_OPTION;
+ options[option_count].valp.s = var;
+ option_count++;
+}
+
+int parse_options(int argc, char *argv[], char *otherargs[]) {
+ int i, j;
+ int ocount = 0;
+ float f;
+ char *prog = argv[0];
+ for (i = 1; i < argc; i++) {
+ /* Look for options */
+ if (*argv[i] != '-') {
+ /* Must be another class of argument */
+ if (otherargs)
+ otherargs[ocount] = argv[i];
+ ocount++;
+ continue;
+ }
+ j = find_option(prog, argv[i] + 1);
+ i++; /* Move to next argument */
+ if (i >= argc) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Missing value for option %s\n", options[j].name);
+ usage(prog);
+ }
+ switch (options[j].type) {
+ case INT_OPTION:
+ if (sscanf(argv[i], "%d", options[j].valp.i) != 1) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Can't parse argument '%s' as integer\n", argv[i]);
+ usage(prog);
+ }
+ break;
+ case DOUBLE_OPTION:
+ if (sscanf(argv[i], "%f", &f) != 1) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Can't parse argument '%s' as double\n", argv[i]);
+ usage(prog);
+ }
+ *options[j].valp.d = f;
+ break;
+ case STRING_OPTION:
+ *(options[j].valp.s) = argv[i];
+ break;
+ default:
+ fprintf(stderr, "Internal error. Don't know option type %d\n",
+ options[j].type);
+ exit(1);
+ }
+ }
+ return ocount;
+}
+
+static char *strsave(char *s) {
+ char *result = (char *)malloc(strlen(s) + 1);
+ strcpy(result, s);
+ return result;
+}
+
+void parse_option_file(char *prog, FILE *option_file) {
+ int j;
+ float f;
+ char name[50], val[50];
+ while (fscanf(option_file, "%s %s", name, val) == 2) {
+ if (name[0] != '-') {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Need '-' before option '%s'\n", name);
+ usage(prog);
+ }
+ j = find_option(prog, name + 1);
+ switch (options[j].type) {
+ case INT_OPTION:
+ if (sscanf(val, "%d", options[j].valp.i) != 1) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Can't parse argument '%s' as integer\n", val);
+ usage(prog);
+ }
+ break;
+ case DOUBLE_OPTION:
+ if (sscanf(val, "%f", &f) != 1) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Can't parse argument '%s' as double\n", val);
+ usage(prog);
+ }
+ *options[j].valp.d = f;
+ break;
+ case STRING_OPTION:
+ *(options[j].valp.s) = strsave(val);
+ break;
+ default:
+ fprintf(stderr, "Internal error. Don't know option type %d\n",
+ options[j].type);
+ exit(1);
+ }
+ }
+}
+
+void show_options(FILE *outfile) {
+ int i;
+ for (i = 0; i < option_count; i++) {
+ switch (options[i].type) {
+ case INT_OPTION:
+ fprintf(outfile, "%s\t%d\n", options[i].name, *(options[i].valp.i));
+ break;
+ case DOUBLE_OPTION:
+ fprintf(outfile, "%s\t%f\n", options[i].name, *(options[i].valp.d));
+ break;
+ case STRING_OPTION:
+ if (*options[i].valp.s)
+ fprintf(outfile, "%s\t%s\n", options[i].name, *(options[i].valp.s));
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/options.h b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/options.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1e3878d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/options.h
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+/*
+ * Code to process options from
+ * command line arguments. Arguments can be integers,
+ * floats, or strings. Allow prefix of argument name, as long as
+ * unambigous. Also support printing of usage information.
+ */
+
+#include <stdio.h>
+
+void add_int_option(char *name, int *var);
+void add_double_option(char *name, double *var);
+void add_string_option(char *name, char **var);
+
+/* Print usage information and exit */
+void usage(char *prog);
+
+/*
+ * Parse option from arguments. Print error message & exit if any problems
+ * If otherargs nonnull, fill it with any nonoption arguments.
+ * Return number of such arguments.
+ */
+int parse_options(int argc, char *argv[], char *otherargs[]);
+
+/* Parse options from file */
+void parse_option_file(char *prog, FILE *option_file);
+
+/* Show which options are in effect */
+void show_options(FILE *outfile);
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/shakespeare.txt b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/shakespeare.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6c851f3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/shakespeare.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,172948 @@
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+KING OF FRANCE (KING:)
+
+DUKE OF FLORENCE (DUKE:)
+
+BERTRAM Count of Rousillon.
+
+LAFEU an old lord.
+
+PAROLLES a follower of Bertram.
+
+
+Steward |
+ | servants to the Countess of Rousillon.
+Clown |
+
+
+ A Page. (Page:)
+
+COUNTESS OF
+ROUSILLON mother to Bertram. (COUNTESS:)
+
+HELENA a gentlewoman protected by the Countess.
+
+ An old Widow of Florence. (Widow:)
+
+DIANA daughter to the Widow.
+
+
+VIOLENTA |
+ | neighbours and friends to the Widow.
+MARIANA |
+
+
+ Lords, Officers, Soldiers, &c., French and Florentine.
+ (First Lord:)
+ (Second Lord:)
+ (Fourth Lord:)
+ (First Gentleman:)
+ (Second Gentleman:)
+ (First Soldier:)
+ (Gentleman:)
+
+
+
+SCENE Rousillon; Paris; Florence; Marseilles.
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rousillon. The COUNT's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter BERTRAM, the COUNTESS of Rousillon, HELENA,
+ and LAFEU, all in black]
+
+COUNTESS In delivering my son from me, I bury a second husband.
+
+BERTRAM And I in going, madam, weep o'er my father's death
+ anew: but I must attend his majesty's command, to
+ whom I am now in ward, evermore in subjection.
+
+LAFEU You shall find of the king a husband, madam; you,
+ sir, a father: he that so generally is at all times
+ good must of necessity hold his virtue to you; whose
+ worthiness would stir it up where it wanted rather
+ than lack it where there is such abundance.
+
+COUNTESS What hope is there of his majesty's amendment?
+
+LAFEU He hath abandoned his physicians, madam; under whose
+ practises he hath persecuted time with hope, and
+ finds no other advantage in the process but only the
+ losing of hope by time.
+
+COUNTESS This young gentlewoman had a father,--O, that
+ 'had'! how sad a passage 'tis!--whose skill was
+ almost as great as his honesty; had it stretched so
+ far, would have made nature immortal, and death
+ should have play for lack of work. Would, for the
+ king's sake, he were living! I think it would be
+ the death of the king's disease.
+
+LAFEU How called you the man you speak of, madam?
+
+COUNTESS He was famous, sir, in his profession, and it was
+ his great right to be so: Gerard de Narbon.
+
+LAFEU He was excellent indeed, madam: the king very
+ lately spoke of him admiringly and mourningly: he
+ was skilful enough to have lived still, if knowledge
+ could be set up against mortality.
+
+BERTRAM What is it, my good lord, the king languishes of?
+
+LAFEU A fistula, my lord.
+
+BERTRAM I heard not of it before.
+
+LAFEU I would it were not notorious. Was this gentlewoman
+ the daughter of Gerard de Narbon?
+
+COUNTESS His sole child, my lord, and bequeathed to my
+ overlooking. I have those hopes of her good that
+ her education promises; her dispositions she
+ inherits, which makes fair gifts fairer; for where
+ an unclean mind carries virtuous qualities, there
+ commendations go with pity; they are virtues and
+ traitors too; in her they are the better for their
+ simpleness; she derives her honesty and achieves her goodness.
+
+LAFEU Your commendations, madam, get from her tears.
+
+COUNTESS 'Tis the best brine a maiden can season her praise
+ in. The remembrance of her father never approaches
+ her heart but the tyranny of her sorrows takes all
+ livelihood from her cheek. No more of this, Helena;
+ go to, no more; lest it be rather thought you affect
+ a sorrow than have it.
+
+HELENA I do affect a sorrow indeed, but I have it too.
+
+LAFEU Moderate lamentation is the right of the dead,
+ excessive grief the enemy to the living.
+
+COUNTESS If the living be enemy to the grief, the excess
+ makes it soon mortal.
+
+BERTRAM Madam, I desire your holy wishes.
+
+LAFEU How understand we that?
+
+COUNTESS Be thou blest, Bertram, and succeed thy father
+ In manners, as in shape! thy blood and virtue
+ Contend for empire in thee, and thy goodness
+ Share with thy birthright! Love all, trust a few,
+ Do wrong to none: be able for thine enemy
+ Rather in power than use, and keep thy friend
+ Under thy own life's key: be cheque'd for silence,
+ But never tax'd for speech. What heaven more will,
+ That thee may furnish and my prayers pluck down,
+ Fall on thy head! Farewell, my lord;
+ 'Tis an unseason'd courtier; good my lord,
+ Advise him.
+
+LAFEU He cannot want the best
+ That shall attend his love.
+
+COUNTESS Heaven bless him! Farewell, Bertram.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BERTRAM [To HELENA] The best wishes that can be forged in
+ your thoughts be servants to you! Be comfortable
+ to my mother, your mistress, and make much of her.
+
+LAFEU Farewell, pretty lady: you must hold the credit of
+ your father.
+
+ [Exeunt BERTRAM and LAFEU]
+
+HELENA O, were that all! I think not on my father;
+ And these great tears grace his remembrance more
+ Than those I shed for him. What was he like?
+ I have forgot him: my imagination
+ Carries no favour in't but Bertram's.
+ I am undone: there is no living, none,
+ If Bertram be away. 'Twere all one
+ That I should love a bright particular star
+ And think to wed it, he is so above me:
+ In his bright radiance and collateral light
+ Must I be comforted, not in his sphere.
+ The ambition in my love thus plagues itself:
+ The hind that would be mated by the lion
+ Must die for love. 'Twas pretty, though plague,
+ To see him every hour; to sit and draw
+ His arched brows, his hawking eye, his curls,
+ In our heart's table; heart too capable
+ Of every line and trick of his sweet favour:
+ But now he's gone, and my idolatrous fancy
+ Must sanctify his reliques. Who comes here?
+
+ [Enter PAROLLES]
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ One that goes with him: I love him for his sake;
+ And yet I know him a notorious liar,
+ Think him a great way fool, solely a coward;
+ Yet these fixed evils sit so fit in him,
+ That they take place, when virtue's steely bones
+ Look bleak i' the cold wind: withal, full oft we see
+ Cold wisdom waiting on superfluous folly.
+
+PAROLLES Save you, fair queen!
+
+HELENA And you, monarch!
+
+PAROLLES No.
+
+HELENA And no.
+
+PAROLLES Are you meditating on virginity?
+
+HELENA Ay. You have some stain of soldier in you: let me
+ ask you a question. Man is enemy to virginity; how
+ may we barricado it against him?
+
+PAROLLES Keep him out.
+
+HELENA But he assails; and our virginity, though valiant,
+ in the defence yet is weak: unfold to us some
+ warlike resistance.
+
+PAROLLES There is none: man, sitting down before you, will
+ undermine you and blow you up.
+
+HELENA Bless our poor virginity from underminers and
+ blowers up! Is there no military policy, how
+ virgins might blow up men?
+
+PAROLLES Virginity being blown down, man will quicklier be
+ blown up: marry, in blowing him down again, with
+ the breach yourselves made, you lose your city. It
+ is not politic in the commonwealth of nature to
+ preserve virginity. Loss of virginity is rational
+ increase and there was never virgin got till
+ virginity was first lost. That you were made of is
+ metal to make virgins. Virginity by being once lost
+ may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is
+ ever lost: 'tis too cold a companion; away with 't!
+
+HELENA I will stand for 't a little, though therefore I die a virgin.
+
+PAROLLES There's little can be said in 't; 'tis against the
+ rule of nature. To speak on the part of virginity,
+ is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible
+ disobedience. He that hangs himself is a virgin:
+ virginity murders itself and should be buried in
+ highways out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate
+ offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites,
+ much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very
+ paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach.
+ Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of
+ self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the
+ canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but loose
+ by't: out with 't! within ten year it will make
+ itself ten, which is a goodly increase; and the
+ principal itself not much the worse: away with 't!
+
+HELENA How might one do, sir, to lose it to her own liking?
+
+PAROLLES Let me see: marry, ill, to like him that ne'er it
+ likes. 'Tis a commodity will lose the gloss with
+ lying; the longer kept, the less worth: off with 't
+ while 'tis vendible; answer the time of request.
+ Virginity, like an old courtier, wears her cap out
+ of fashion: richly suited, but unsuitable: just
+ like the brooch and the tooth-pick, which wear not
+ now. Your date is better in your pie and your
+ porridge than in your cheek; and your virginity,
+ your old virginity, is like one of our French
+ withered pears, it looks ill, it eats drily; marry,
+ 'tis a withered pear; it was formerly better;
+ marry, yet 'tis a withered pear: will you anything with it?
+
+HELENA Not my virginity yet [ ]
+ There shall your master have a thousand loves,
+ A mother and a mistress and a friend,
+ A phoenix, captain and an enemy,
+ A guide, a goddess, and a sovereign,
+ A counsellor, a traitress, and a dear;
+ His humble ambition, proud humility,
+ His jarring concord, and his discord dulcet,
+ His faith, his sweet disaster; with a world
+ Of pretty, fond, adoptious christendoms,
+ That blinking Cupid gossips. Now shall he--
+ I know not what he shall. God send him well!
+ The court's a learning place, and he is one--
+
+PAROLLES What one, i' faith?
+
+HELENA That I wish well. 'Tis pity--
+
+PAROLLES What's pity?
+
+HELENA That wishing well had not a body in't,
+ Which might be felt; that we, the poorer born,
+ Whose baser stars do shut us up in wishes,
+ Might with effects of them follow our friends,
+ And show what we alone must think, which never
+ Return us thanks.
+
+ [Enter Page]
+
+Page Monsieur Parolles, my lord calls for you.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PAROLLES Little Helen, farewell; if I can remember thee, I
+ will think of thee at court.
+
+HELENA Monsieur Parolles, you were born under a charitable star.
+
+PAROLLES Under Mars, I.
+
+HELENA I especially think, under Mars.
+
+PAROLLES Why under Mars?
+
+HELENA The wars have so kept you under that you must needs
+ be born under Mars.
+
+PAROLLES When he was predominant.
+
+HELENA When he was retrograde, I think, rather.
+
+PAROLLES Why think you so?
+
+HELENA You go so much backward when you fight.
+
+PAROLLES That's for advantage.
+
+HELENA So is running away, when fear proposes the safety;
+ but the composition that your valour and fear makes
+ in you is a virtue of a good wing, and I like the wear well.
+
+PAROLLES I am so full of businesses, I cannot answer thee
+ acutely. I will return perfect courtier; in the
+ which, my instruction shall serve to naturalize
+ thee, so thou wilt be capable of a courtier's
+ counsel and understand what advice shall thrust upon
+ thee; else thou diest in thine unthankfulness, and
+ thine ignorance makes thee away: farewell. When
+ thou hast leisure, say thy prayers; when thou hast
+ none, remember thy friends; get thee a good husband,
+ and use him as he uses thee; so, farewell.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HELENA Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie,
+ Which we ascribe to heaven: the fated sky
+ Gives us free scope, only doth backward pull
+ Our slow designs when we ourselves are dull.
+ What power is it which mounts my love so high,
+ That makes me see, and cannot feed mine eye?
+ The mightiest space in fortune nature brings
+ To join like likes and kiss like native things.
+ Impossible be strange attempts to those
+ That weigh their pains in sense and do suppose
+ What hath been cannot be: who ever strove
+ So show her merit, that did miss her love?
+ The king's disease--my project may deceive me,
+ But my intents are fix'd and will not leave me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II Paris. The KING's palace.
+
+
+ [Flourish of cornets. Enter the KING of France,
+ with letters, and divers Attendants]
+
+KING The Florentines and Senoys are by the ears;
+ Have fought with equal fortune and continue
+ A braving war.
+
+First Lord So 'tis reported, sir.
+
+KING Nay, 'tis most credible; we here received it
+ A certainty, vouch'd from our cousin Austria,
+ With caution that the Florentine will move us
+ For speedy aid; wherein our dearest friend
+ Prejudicates the business and would seem
+ To have us make denial.
+
+First Lord His love and wisdom,
+ Approved so to your majesty, may plead
+ For amplest credence.
+
+KING He hath arm'd our answer,
+ And Florence is denied before he comes:
+ Yet, for our gentlemen that mean to see
+ The Tuscan service, freely have they leave
+ To stand on either part.
+
+Second Lord It well may serve
+ A nursery to our gentry, who are sick
+ For breathing and exploit.
+
+KING What's he comes here?
+
+ [Enter BERTRAM, LAFEU, and PAROLLES]
+
+First Lord It is the Count Rousillon, my good lord,
+ Young Bertram.
+
+KING Youth, thou bear'st thy father's face;
+ Frank nature, rather curious than in haste,
+ Hath well composed thee. Thy father's moral parts
+ Mayst thou inherit too! Welcome to Paris.
+
+BERTRAM My thanks and duty are your majesty's.
+
+KING I would I had that corporal soundness now,
+ As when thy father and myself in friendship
+ First tried our soldiership! He did look far
+ Into the service of the time and was
+ Discipled of the bravest: he lasted long;
+ But on us both did haggish age steal on
+ And wore us out of act. It much repairs me
+ To talk of your good father. In his youth
+ He had the wit which I can well observe
+ To-day in our young lords; but they may jest
+ Till their own scorn return to them unnoted
+ Ere they can hide their levity in honour;
+ So like a courtier, contempt nor bitterness
+ Were in his pride or sharpness; if they were,
+ His equal had awaked them, and his honour,
+ Clock to itself, knew the true minute when
+ Exception bid him speak, and at this time
+ His tongue obey'd his hand: who were below him
+ He used as creatures of another place
+ And bow'd his eminent top to their low ranks,
+ Making them proud of his humility,
+ In their poor praise he humbled. Such a man
+ Might be a copy to these younger times;
+ Which, follow'd well, would demonstrate them now
+ But goers backward.
+
+BERTRAM His good remembrance, sir,
+ Lies richer in your thoughts than on his tomb;
+ So in approof lives not his epitaph
+ As in your royal speech.
+
+KING Would I were with him! He would always say--
+ Methinks I hear him now; his plausive words
+ He scatter'd not in ears, but grafted them,
+ To grow there and to bear,--'Let me not live,'--
+ This his good melancholy oft began,
+ On the catastrophe and heel of pastime,
+ When it was out,--'Let me not live,' quoth he,
+ 'After my flame lacks oil, to be the snuff
+ Of younger spirits, whose apprehensive senses
+ All but new things disdain; whose judgments are
+ Mere fathers of their garments; whose constancies
+ Expire before their fashions.' This he wish'd;
+ I after him do after him wish too,
+ Since I nor wax nor honey can bring home,
+ I quickly were dissolved from my hive,
+ To give some labourers room.
+
+Second Lord You are loved, sir:
+ They that least lend it you shall lack you first.
+
+KING I fill a place, I know't. How long is't, count,
+ Since the physician at your father's died?
+ He was much famed.
+
+BERTRAM Some six months since, my lord.
+
+KING If he were living, I would try him yet.
+ Lend me an arm; the rest have worn me out
+ With several applications; nature and sickness
+ Debate it at their leisure. Welcome, count;
+ My son's no dearer.
+
+BERTRAM Thank your majesty.
+
+ [Exeunt. Flourish]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III Rousillon. The COUNT's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter COUNTESS, Steward, and Clown]
+
+COUNTESS I will now hear; what say you of this gentlewoman?
+
+Steward Madam, the care I have had to even your content, I
+ wish might be found in the calendar of my past
+ endeavours; for then we wound our modesty and make
+ foul the clearness of our deservings, when of
+ ourselves we publish them.
+
+COUNTESS What does this knave here? Get you gone, sirrah:
+ the complaints I have heard of you I do not all
+ believe: 'tis my slowness that I do not; for I know
+ you lack not folly to commit them, and have ability
+ enough to make such knaveries yours.
+
+Clown 'Tis not unknown to you, madam, I am a poor fellow.
+
+COUNTESS Well, sir.
+
+Clown No, madam, 'tis not so well that I am poor, though
+ many of the rich are damned: but, if I may have
+ your ladyship's good will to go to the world, Isbel
+ the woman and I will do as we may.
+
+COUNTESS Wilt thou needs be a beggar?
+
+Clown I do beg your good will in this case.
+
+COUNTESS In what case?
+
+Clown In Isbel's case and mine own. Service is no
+ heritage: and I think I shall never have the
+ blessing of God till I have issue o' my body; for
+ they say barnes are blessings.
+
+COUNTESS Tell me thy reason why thou wilt marry.
+
+Clown My poor body, madam, requires it: I am driven on
+ by the flesh; and he must needs go that the devil drives.
+
+COUNTESS Is this all your worship's reason?
+
+Clown Faith, madam, I have other holy reasons such as they
+ are.
+
+COUNTESS May the world know them?
+
+Clown I have been, madam, a wicked creature, as you and
+ all flesh and blood are; and, indeed, I do marry
+ that I may repent.
+
+COUNTESS Thy marriage, sooner than thy wickedness.
+
+Clown I am out o' friends, madam; and I hope to have
+ friends for my wife's sake.
+
+COUNTESS Such friends are thine enemies, knave.
+
+Clown You're shallow, madam, in great friends; for the
+ knaves come to do that for me which I am aweary of.
+ He that ears my land spares my team and gives me
+ leave to in the crop; if I be his cuckold, he's my
+ drudge: he that comforts my wife is the cherisher
+ of my flesh and blood; he that cherishes my flesh
+ and blood loves my flesh and blood; he that loves my
+ flesh and blood is my friend: ergo, he that kisses
+ my wife is my friend. If men could be contented to
+ be what they are, there were no fear in marriage;
+ for young Charbon the Puritan and old Poysam the
+ Papist, howsome'er their hearts are severed in
+ religion, their heads are both one; they may jowl
+ horns together, like any deer i' the herd.
+
+COUNTESS Wilt thou ever be a foul-mouthed and calumnious knave?
+
+Clown A prophet I, madam; and I speak the truth the next
+ way:
+ For I the ballad will repeat,
+ Which men full true shall find;
+ Your marriage comes by destiny,
+ Your cuckoo sings by kind.
+
+COUNTESS Get you gone, sir; I'll talk with you more anon.
+
+Steward May it please you, madam, that he bid Helen come to
+ you: of her I am to speak.
+
+COUNTESS Sirrah, tell my gentlewoman I would speak with her;
+ Helen, I mean.
+
+Clown Was this fair face the cause, quoth she,
+ Why the Grecians sacked Troy?
+ Fond done, done fond,
+ Was this King Priam's joy?
+ With that she sighed as she stood,
+ With that she sighed as she stood,
+ And gave this sentence then;
+ Among nine bad if one be good,
+ Among nine bad if one be good,
+ There's yet one good in ten.
+
+COUNTESS What, one good in ten? you corrupt the song, sirrah.
+
+Clown One good woman in ten, madam; which is a purifying
+ o' the song: would God would serve the world so all
+ the year! we'ld find no fault with the tithe-woman,
+ if I were the parson. One in ten, quoth a'! An we
+ might have a good woman born but one every blazing
+ star, or at an earthquake, 'twould mend the lottery
+ well: a man may draw his heart out, ere a' pluck
+ one.
+
+COUNTESS You'll be gone, sir knave, and do as I command you.
+
+Clown That man should be at woman's command, and yet no
+ hurt done! Though honesty be no puritan, yet it
+ will do no hurt; it will wear the surplice of
+ humility over the black gown of a big heart. I am
+ going, forsooth: the business is for Helen to come hither.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+COUNTESS Well, now.
+
+Steward I know, madam, you love your gentlewoman entirely.
+
+COUNTESS Faith, I do: her father bequeathed her to me; and
+ she herself, without other advantage, may lawfully
+ make title to as much love as she finds: there is
+ more owing her than is paid; and more shall be paid
+ her than she'll demand.
+
+Steward Madam, I was very late more near her than I think
+ she wished me: alone she was, and did communicate
+ to herself her own words to her own ears; she
+ thought, I dare vow for her, they touched not any
+ stranger sense. Her matter was, she loved your son:
+ Fortune, she said, was no goddess, that had put
+ such difference betwixt their two estates; Love no
+ god, that would not extend his might, only where
+ qualities were level; Dian no queen of virgins, that
+ would suffer her poor knight surprised, without
+ rescue in the first assault or ransom afterward.
+ This she delivered in the most bitter touch of
+ sorrow that e'er I heard virgin exclaim in: which I
+ held my duty speedily to acquaint you withal;
+ sithence, in the loss that may happen, it concerns
+ you something to know it.
+
+COUNTESS You have discharged this honestly; keep it to
+ yourself: many likelihoods informed me of this
+ before, which hung so tottering in the balance that
+ I could neither believe nor misdoubt. Pray you,
+ leave me: stall this in your bosom; and I thank you
+ for your honest care: I will speak with you further anon.
+
+ [Exit Steward]
+
+ [Enter HELENA]
+
+ Even so it was with me when I was young:
+ If ever we are nature's, these are ours; this thorn
+ Doth to our rose of youth rightly belong;
+ Our blood to us, this to our blood is born;
+ It is the show and seal of nature's truth,
+ Where love's strong passion is impress'd in youth:
+ By our remembrances of days foregone,
+ Such were our faults, or then we thought them none.
+ Her eye is sick on't: I observe her now.
+
+HELENA What is your pleasure, madam?
+
+COUNTESS You know, Helen,
+ I am a mother to you.
+
+HELENA Mine honourable mistress.
+
+COUNTESS Nay, a mother:
+ Why not a mother? When I said 'a mother,'
+ Methought you saw a serpent: what's in 'mother,'
+ That you start at it? I say, I am your mother;
+ And put you in the catalogue of those
+ That were enwombed mine: 'tis often seen
+ Adoption strives with nature and choice breeds
+ A native slip to us from foreign seeds:
+ You ne'er oppress'd me with a mother's groan,
+ Yet I express to you a mother's care:
+ God's mercy, maiden! does it curd thy blood
+ To say I am thy mother? What's the matter,
+ That this distemper'd messenger of wet,
+ The many-colour'd Iris, rounds thine eye?
+ Why? that you are my daughter?
+
+HELENA That I am not.
+
+COUNTESS I say, I am your mother.
+
+HELENA Pardon, madam;
+ The Count Rousillon cannot be my brother:
+ I am from humble, he from honour'd name;
+ No note upon my parents, his all noble:
+ My master, my dear lord he is; and I
+ His servant live, and will his vassal die:
+ He must not be my brother.
+
+COUNTESS Nor I your mother?
+
+HELENA You are my mother, madam; would you were,--
+ So that my lord your son were not my brother,--
+ Indeed my mother! or were you both our mothers,
+ I care no more for than I do for heaven,
+ So I were not his sister. Can't no other,
+ But, I your daughter, he must be my brother?
+
+COUNTESS Yes, Helen, you might be my daughter-in-law:
+ God shield you mean it not! daughter and mother
+ So strive upon your pulse. What, pale again?
+ My fear hath catch'd your fondness: now I see
+ The mystery of your loneliness, and find
+ Your salt tears' head: now to all sense 'tis gross
+ You love my son; invention is ashamed,
+ Against the proclamation of thy passion,
+ To say thou dost not: therefore tell me true;
+ But tell me then, 'tis so; for, look thy cheeks
+ Confess it, th' one to th' other; and thine eyes
+ See it so grossly shown in thy behaviors
+ That in their kind they speak it: only sin
+ And hellish obstinacy tie thy tongue,
+ That truth should be suspected. Speak, is't so?
+ If it be so, you have wound a goodly clew;
+ If it be not, forswear't: howe'er, I charge thee,
+ As heaven shall work in me for thine avail,
+ Tell me truly.
+
+HELENA Good madam, pardon me!
+
+COUNTESS Do you love my son?
+
+HELENA Your pardon, noble mistress!
+
+COUNTESS Love you my son?
+
+HELENA Do not you love him, madam?
+
+COUNTESS Go not about; my love hath in't a bond,
+ Whereof the world takes note: come, come, disclose
+ The state of your affection; for your passions
+ Have to the full appeach'd.
+
+HELENA Then, I confess,
+ Here on my knee, before high heaven and you,
+ That before you, and next unto high heaven,
+ I love your son.
+ My friends were poor, but honest; so's my love:
+ Be not offended; for it hurts not him
+ That he is loved of me: I follow him not
+ By any token of presumptuous suit;
+ Nor would I have him till I do deserve him;
+ Yet never know how that desert should be.
+ I know I love in vain, strive against hope;
+ Yet in this captious and intenible sieve
+ I still pour in the waters of my love
+ And lack not to lose still: thus, Indian-like,
+ Religious in mine error, I adore
+ The sun, that looks upon his worshipper,
+ But knows of him no more. My dearest madam,
+ Let not your hate encounter with my love
+ For loving where you do: but if yourself,
+ Whose aged honour cites a virtuous youth,
+ Did ever in so true a flame of liking
+ Wish chastely and love dearly, that your Dian
+ Was both herself and love: O, then, give pity
+ To her, whose state is such that cannot choose
+ But lend and give where she is sure to lose;
+ That seeks not to find that her search implies,
+ But riddle-like lives sweetly where she dies!
+
+COUNTESS Had you not lately an intent,--speak truly,--
+ To go to Paris?
+
+HELENA Madam, I had.
+
+COUNTESS Wherefore? tell true.
+
+HELENA I will tell truth; by grace itself I swear.
+ You know my father left me some prescriptions
+ Of rare and proved effects, such as his reading
+ And manifest experience had collected
+ For general sovereignty; and that he will'd me
+ In heedfull'st reservation to bestow them,
+ As notes whose faculties inclusive were
+ More than they were in note: amongst the rest,
+ There is a remedy, approved, set down,
+ To cure the desperate languishings whereof
+ The king is render'd lost.
+
+COUNTESS This was your motive
+ For Paris, was it? speak.
+
+HELENA My lord your son made me to think of this;
+ Else Paris and the medicine and the king
+ Had from the conversation of my thoughts
+ Haply been absent then.
+
+COUNTESS But think you, Helen,
+ If you should tender your supposed aid,
+ He would receive it? he and his physicians
+ Are of a mind; he, that they cannot help him,
+ They, that they cannot help: how shall they credit
+ A poor unlearned virgin, when the schools,
+ Embowell'd of their doctrine, have left off
+ The danger to itself?
+
+HELENA There's something in't,
+ More than my father's skill, which was the greatest
+ Of his profession, that his good receipt
+ Shall for my legacy be sanctified
+ By the luckiest stars in heaven: and, would your honour
+ But give me leave to try success, I'ld venture
+ The well-lost life of mine on his grace's cure
+ By such a day and hour.
+
+COUNTESS Dost thou believe't?
+
+HELENA Ay, madam, knowingly.
+
+COUNTESS Why, Helen, thou shalt have my leave and love,
+ Means and attendants and my loving greetings
+ To those of mine in court: I'll stay at home
+ And pray God's blessing into thy attempt:
+ Be gone to-morrow; and be sure of this,
+ What I can help thee to thou shalt not miss.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Paris. The KING's palace.
+
+
+ [Flourish of cornets. Enter the KING, attended
+ with divers young Lords taking leave for the
+ Florentine war; BERTRAM, and PAROLLES]
+
+KING Farewell, young lords; these warlike principles
+ Do not throw from you: and you, my lords, farewell:
+ Share the advice betwixt you; if both gain, all
+ The gift doth stretch itself as 'tis received,
+ And is enough for both.
+
+First Lord 'Tis our hope, sir,
+ After well enter'd soldiers, to return
+ And find your grace in health.
+
+KING No, no, it cannot be; and yet my heart
+ Will not confess he owes the malady
+ That doth my life besiege. Farewell, young lords;
+ Whether I live or die, be you the sons
+ Of worthy Frenchmen: let higher Italy,--
+ Those bated that inherit but the fall
+ Of the last monarchy,--see that you come
+ Not to woo honour, but to wed it; when
+ The bravest questant shrinks, find what you seek,
+ That fame may cry you loud: I say, farewell.
+
+Second Lord Health, at your bidding, serve your majesty!
+
+KING Those girls of Italy, take heed of them:
+ They say, our French lack language to deny,
+ If they demand: beware of being captives,
+ Before you serve.
+
+Both Our hearts receive your warnings.
+
+KING Farewell. Come hither to me.
+
+ [Exit, attended]
+
+First Lord O, my sweet lord, that you will stay behind us!
+
+PAROLLES 'Tis not his fault, the spark.
+
+Second Lord O, 'tis brave wars!
+
+PAROLLES Most admirable: I have seen those wars.
+
+BERTRAM I am commanded here, and kept a coil with
+ 'Too young' and 'the next year' and ''tis too early.'
+
+PAROLLES An thy mind stand to't, boy, steal away bravely.
+
+BERTRAM I shall stay here the forehorse to a smock,
+ Creaking my shoes on the plain masonry,
+ Till honour be bought up and no sword worn
+ But one to dance with! By heaven, I'll steal away.
+
+First Lord There's honour in the theft.
+
+PAROLLES Commit it, count.
+
+Second Lord I am your accessary; and so, farewell.
+
+BERTRAM I grow to you, and our parting is a tortured body.
+
+First Lord Farewell, captain.
+
+Second Lord Sweet Monsieur Parolles!
+
+PAROLLES Noble heroes, my sword and yours are kin. Good
+ sparks and lustrous, a word, good metals: you shall
+ find in the regiment of the Spinii one Captain
+ Spurio, with his cicatrice, an emblem of war, here
+ on his sinister cheek; it was this very sword
+ entrenched it: say to him, I live; and observe his
+ reports for me.
+
+First Lord We shall, noble captain.
+
+ [Exeunt Lords]
+
+PAROLLES Mars dote on you for his novices! what will ye do?
+
+BERTRAM Stay: the king.
+
+ [Re-enter KING. BERTRAM and PAROLLES retire]
+
+PAROLLES [To BERTRAM] Use a more spacious ceremony to the
+ noble lords; you have restrained yourself within the
+ list of too cold an adieu: be more expressive to
+ them: for they wear themselves in the cap of the
+ time, there do muster true gait, eat, speak, and
+ move under the influence of the most received star;
+ and though the devil lead the measure, such are to
+ be followed: after them, and take a more dilated farewell.
+
+BERTRAM And I will do so.
+
+PAROLLES Worthy fellows; and like to prove most sinewy sword-men.
+
+ [Exeunt BERTRAM and PAROLLES]
+
+ [Enter LAFEU]
+
+LAFEU [Kneeling] Pardon, my lord, for me and for my tidings.
+
+KING I'll fee thee to stand up.
+
+LAFEU Then here's a man stands, that has brought his pardon.
+ I would you had kneel'd, my lord, to ask me mercy,
+ And that at my bidding you could so stand up.
+
+KING I would I had; so I had broke thy pate,
+ And ask'd thee mercy for't.
+
+LAFEU Good faith, across: but, my good lord 'tis thus;
+ Will you be cured of your infirmity?
+
+KING No.
+
+LAFEU O, will you eat no grapes, my royal fox?
+ Yes, but you will my noble grapes, an if
+ My royal fox could reach them: I have seen a medicine
+ That's able to breathe life into a stone,
+ Quicken a rock, and make you dance canary
+ With spritely fire and motion; whose simple touch,
+ Is powerful to araise King Pepin, nay,
+ To give great Charlemain a pen in's hand,
+ And write to her a love-line.
+
+KING What 'her' is this?
+
+LAFEU Why, Doctor She: my lord, there's one arrived,
+ If you will see her: now, by my faith and honour,
+ If seriously I may convey my thoughts
+ In this my light deliverance, I have spoke
+ With one that, in her sex, her years, profession,
+ Wisdom and constancy, hath amazed me more
+ Than I dare blame my weakness: will you see her
+ For that is her demand, and know her business?
+ That done, laugh well at me.
+
+KING Now, good Lafeu,
+ Bring in the admiration; that we with thee
+ May spend our wonder too, or take off thine
+ By wondering how thou took'st it.
+
+LAFEU Nay, I'll fit you,
+ And not be all day neither.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING Thus he his special nothing ever prologues.
+
+ [Re-enter LAFEU, with HELENA]
+
+LAFEU Nay, come your ways.
+
+KING This haste hath wings indeed.
+
+LAFEU Nay, come your ways:
+ This is his majesty; say your mind to him:
+ A traitor you do look like; but such traitors
+ His majesty seldom fears: I am Cressid's uncle,
+ That dare leave two together; fare you well.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING Now, fair one, does your business follow us?
+
+HELENA Ay, my good lord.
+ Gerard de Narbon was my father;
+ In what he did profess, well found.
+
+KING I knew him.
+
+HELENA The rather will I spare my praises towards him:
+ Knowing him is enough. On's bed of death
+ Many receipts he gave me: chiefly one.
+ Which, as the dearest issue of his practise,
+ And of his old experience the oily darling,
+ He bade me store up, as a triple eye,
+ Safer than mine own two, more dear; I have so;
+ And hearing your high majesty is touch'd
+ With that malignant cause wherein the honour
+ Of my dear father's gift stands chief in power,
+ I come to tender it and my appliance
+ With all bound humbleness.
+
+KING We thank you, maiden;
+ But may not be so credulous of cure,
+ When our most learned doctors leave us and
+ The congregated college have concluded
+ That labouring art can never ransom nature
+ From her inaidible estate; I say we must not
+ So stain our judgment, or corrupt our hope,
+ To prostitute our past-cure malady
+ To empirics, or to dissever so
+ Our great self and our credit, to esteem
+ A senseless help when help past sense we deem.
+
+HELENA My duty then shall pay me for my pains:
+ I will no more enforce mine office on you.
+ Humbly entreating from your royal thoughts
+ A modest one, to bear me back a again.
+
+KING I cannot give thee less, to be call'd grateful:
+ Thou thought'st to help me; and such thanks I give
+ As one near death to those that wish him live:
+ But what at full I know, thou know'st no part,
+ I knowing all my peril, thou no art.
+
+HELENA What I can do can do no hurt to try,
+ Since you set up your rest 'gainst remedy.
+ He that of greatest works is finisher
+ Oft does them by the weakest minister:
+ So holy writ in babes hath judgment shown,
+ When judges have been babes; great floods have flown
+ From simple sources, and great seas have dried
+ When miracles have by the greatest been denied.
+ Oft expectation fails and most oft there
+ Where most it promises, and oft it hits
+ Where hope is coldest and despair most fits.
+
+KING I must not hear thee; fare thee well, kind maid;
+ Thy pains not used must by thyself be paid:
+ Proffers not took reap thanks for their reward.
+
+HELENA Inspired merit so by breath is barr'd:
+ It is not so with Him that all things knows
+ As 'tis with us that square our guess by shows;
+ But most it is presumption in us when
+ The help of heaven we count the act of men.
+ Dear sir, to my endeavours give consent;
+ Of heaven, not me, make an experiment.
+ I am not an impostor that proclaim
+ Myself against the level of mine aim;
+ But know I think and think I know most sure
+ My art is not past power nor you past cure.
+
+KING Are thou so confident? within what space
+ Hopest thou my cure?
+
+HELENA The great'st grace lending grace
+ Ere twice the horses of the sun shall bring
+ Their fiery torcher his diurnal ring,
+ Ere twice in murk and occidental damp
+ Moist Hesperus hath quench'd his sleepy lamp,
+ Or four and twenty times the pilot's glass
+ Hath told the thievish minutes how they pass,
+ What is infirm from your sound parts shall fly,
+ Health shall live free and sickness freely die.
+
+KING Upon thy certainty and confidence
+ What darest thou venture?
+
+HELENA Tax of impudence,
+ A strumpet's boldness, a divulged shame
+ Traduced by odious ballads: my maiden's name
+ Sear'd otherwise; nay, worse--if worse--extended
+ With vilest torture let my life be ended.
+
+KING Methinks in thee some blessed spirit doth speak
+ His powerful sound within an organ weak:
+ And what impossibility would slay
+ In common sense, sense saves another way.
+ Thy life is dear; for all that life can rate
+ Worth name of life in thee hath estimate,
+ Youth, beauty, wisdom, courage, all
+ That happiness and prime can happy call:
+ Thou this to hazard needs must intimate
+ Skill infinite or monstrous desperate.
+ Sweet practiser, thy physic I will try,
+ That ministers thine own death if I die.
+
+HELENA If I break time, or flinch in property
+ Of what I spoke, unpitied let me die,
+ And well deserved: not helping, death's my fee;
+ But, if I help, what do you promise me?
+
+KING Make thy demand.
+
+HELENA But will you make it even?
+
+KING Ay, by my sceptre and my hopes of heaven.
+
+HELENA Then shalt thou give me with thy kingly hand
+ What husband in thy power I will command:
+ Exempted be from me the arrogance
+ To choose from forth the royal blood of France,
+ My low and humble name to propagate
+ With any branch or image of thy state;
+ But such a one, thy vassal, whom I know
+ Is free for me to ask, thee to bestow.
+
+KING Here is my hand; the premises observed,
+ Thy will by my performance shall be served:
+ So make the choice of thy own time, for I,
+ Thy resolved patient, on thee still rely.
+ More should I question thee, and more I must,
+ Though more to know could not be more to trust,
+ From whence thou camest, how tended on: but rest
+ Unquestion'd welcome and undoubted blest.
+ Give me some help here, ho! If thou proceed
+ As high as word, my deed shall match thy meed.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Rousillon. The COUNT's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter COUNTESS and Clown]
+
+COUNTESS Come on, sir; I shall now put you to the height of
+ your breeding.
+
+Clown I will show myself highly fed and lowly taught: I
+ know my business is but to the court.
+
+COUNTESS To the court! why, what place make you special,
+ when you put off that with such contempt? But to the court!
+
+Clown Truly, madam, if God have lent a man any manners, he
+ may easily put it off at court: he that cannot make
+ a leg, put off's cap, kiss his hand and say nothing,
+ has neither leg, hands, lip, nor cap; and indeed
+ such a fellow, to say precisely, were not for the
+ court; but for me, I have an answer will serve all
+ men.
+
+COUNTESS Marry, that's a bountiful answer that fits all
+ questions.
+
+Clown It is like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks,
+ the pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn
+ buttock, or any buttock.
+
+COUNTESS Will your answer serve fit to all questions?
+
+Clown As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney,
+ as your French crown for your taffeta punk, as Tib's
+ rush for Tom's forefinger, as a pancake for Shrove
+ Tuesday, a morris for May-day, as the nail to his
+ hole, the cuckold to his horn, as a scolding queen
+ to a wrangling knave, as the nun's lip to the
+ friar's mouth, nay, as the pudding to his skin.
+
+COUNTESS Have you, I say, an answer of such fitness for all
+ questions?
+
+Clown From below your duke to beneath your constable, it
+ will fit any question.
+
+COUNTESS It must be an answer of most monstrous size that
+ must fit all demands.
+
+Clown But a trifle neither, in good faith, if the learned
+ should speak truth of it: here it is, and all that
+ belongs to't. Ask me if I am a courtier: it shall
+ do you no harm to learn.
+
+COUNTESS To be young again, if we could: I will be a fool in
+ question, hoping to be the wiser by your answer. I
+ pray you, sir, are you a courtier?
+
+Clown O Lord, sir! There's a simple putting off. More,
+ more, a hundred of them.
+
+COUNTESS Sir, I am a poor friend of yours, that loves you.
+
+Clown O Lord, sir! Thick, thick, spare not me.
+
+COUNTESS I think, sir, you can eat none of this homely meat.
+
+Clown O Lord, sir! Nay, put me to't, I warrant you.
+
+COUNTESS You were lately whipped, sir, as I think.
+
+Clown O Lord, sir! spare not me.
+
+COUNTESS Do you cry, 'O Lord, sir!' at your whipping, and
+ 'spare not me?' Indeed your 'O Lord, sir!' is very
+ sequent to your whipping: you would answer very well
+ to a whipping, if you were but bound to't.
+
+Clown I ne'er had worse luck in my life in my 'O Lord,
+ sir!' I see things may serve long, but not serve ever.
+
+COUNTESS I play the noble housewife with the time
+ To entertain't so merrily with a fool.
+
+Clown O Lord, sir! why, there't serves well again.
+
+COUNTESS An end, sir; to your business. Give Helen this,
+ And urge her to a present answer back:
+ Commend me to my kinsmen and my son:
+ This is not much.
+
+Clown Not much commendation to them.
+
+COUNTESS Not much employment for you: you understand me?
+
+Clown Most fruitfully: I am there before my legs.
+
+COUNTESS Haste you again.
+
+ [Exeunt severally]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III Paris. The KING's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter BERTRAM, LAFEU, and PAROLLES]
+
+LAFEU They say miracles are past; and we have our
+ philosophical persons, to make modern and familiar,
+ things supernatural and causeless. Hence is it that
+ we make trifles of terrors, ensconcing ourselves
+ into seeming knowledge, when we should submit
+ ourselves to an unknown fear.
+
+PAROLLES Why, 'tis the rarest argument of wonder that hath
+ shot out in our latter times.
+
+BERTRAM And so 'tis.
+
+LAFEU To be relinquish'd of the artists,--
+
+PAROLLES So I say.
+
+LAFEU Both of Galen and Paracelsus.
+
+PAROLLES So I say.
+
+LAFEU Of all the learned and authentic fellows,--
+
+PAROLLES Right; so I say.
+
+LAFEU That gave him out incurable,--
+
+PAROLLES Why, there 'tis; so say I too.
+
+LAFEU Not to be helped,--
+
+PAROLLES Right; as 'twere, a man assured of a--
+
+LAFEU Uncertain life, and sure death.
+
+PAROLLES Just, you say well; so would I have said.
+
+LAFEU I may truly say, it is a novelty to the world.
+
+PAROLLES It is, indeed: if you will have it in showing, you
+ shall read it in--what do you call there?
+
+LAFEU A showing of a heavenly effect in an earthly actor.
+
+PAROLLES That's it; I would have said the very same.
+
+LAFEU Why, your dolphin is not lustier: 'fore me,
+ I speak in respect--
+
+PAROLLES Nay, 'tis strange, 'tis very strange, that is the
+ brief and the tedious of it; and he's of a most
+ facinerious spirit that will not acknowledge it to be the--
+
+LAFEU Very hand of heaven.
+
+PAROLLES Ay, so I say.
+
+LAFEU In a most weak--
+
+ [pausing]
+
+ and debile minister, great power, great
+ transcendence: which should, indeed, give us a
+ further use to be made than alone the recovery of
+ the king, as to be--
+
+ [pausing]
+
+ generally thankful.
+
+PAROLLES I would have said it; you say well. Here comes the king.
+
+ [Enter KING, HELENA, and Attendants. LAFEU and
+ PAROLLES retire]
+
+LAFEU Lustig, as the Dutchman says: I'll like a maid the
+ better, whilst I have a tooth in my head: why, he's
+ able to lead her a coranto.
+
+PAROLLES Mort du vinaigre! is not this Helen?
+
+LAFEU 'Fore God, I think so.
+
+KING Go, call before me all the lords in court.
+ Sit, my preserver, by thy patient's side;
+ And with this healthful hand, whose banish'd sense
+ Thou hast repeal'd, a second time receive
+ The confirmation of my promised gift,
+ Which but attends thy naming.
+
+ [Enter three or four Lords]
+
+ Fair maid, send forth thine eye: this youthful parcel
+ Of noble bachelors stand at my bestowing,
+ O'er whom both sovereign power and father's voice
+ I have to use: thy frank election make;
+ Thou hast power to choose, and they none to forsake.
+
+HELENA To each of you one fair and virtuous mistress
+ Fall, when Love please! marry, to each, but one!
+
+LAFEU I'ld give bay Curtal and his furniture,
+ My mouth no more were broken than these boys',
+ And writ as little beard.
+
+KING Peruse them well:
+ Not one of those but had a noble father.
+
+HELENA Gentlemen,
+ Heaven hath through me restored the king to health.
+
+All We understand it, and thank heaven for you.
+
+HELENA I am a simple maid, and therein wealthiest,
+ That I protest I simply am a maid.
+ Please it your majesty, I have done already:
+ The blushes in my cheeks thus whisper me,
+ 'We blush that thou shouldst choose; but, be refused,
+ Let the white death sit on thy cheek for ever;
+ We'll ne'er come there again.'
+
+KING Make choice; and, see,
+ Who shuns thy love shuns all his love in me.
+
+HELENA Now, Dian, from thy altar do I fly,
+ And to imperial Love, that god most high,
+ Do my sighs stream. Sir, will you hear my suit?
+
+First Lord And grant it.
+
+HELENA Thanks, sir; all the rest is mute.
+
+LAFEU I had rather be in this choice than throw ames-ace
+ for my life.
+
+HELENA The honour, sir, that flames in your fair eyes,
+ Before I speak, too threateningly replies:
+ Love make your fortunes twenty times above
+ Her that so wishes and her humble love!
+
+Second Lord No better, if you please.
+
+HELENA My wish receive,
+ Which great Love grant! and so, I take my leave.
+
+LAFEU Do all they deny her? An they were sons of mine,
+ I'd have them whipped; or I would send them to the
+ Turk, to make eunuchs of.
+
+HELENA Be not afraid that I your hand should take;
+ I'll never do you wrong for your own sake:
+ Blessing upon your vows! and in your bed
+ Find fairer fortune, if you ever wed!
+
+LAFEU These boys are boys of ice, they'll none have her:
+ sure, they are bastards to the English; the French
+ ne'er got 'em.
+
+HELENA You are too young, too happy, and too good,
+ To make yourself a son out of my blood.
+
+Fourth Lord Fair one, I think not so.
+
+LAFEU There's one grape yet; I am sure thy father drunk
+ wine: but if thou be'st not an ass, I am a youth
+ of fourteen; I have known thee already.
+
+HELENA [To BERTRAM] I dare not say I take you; but I give
+ Me and my service, ever whilst I live,
+ Into your guiding power. This is the man.
+
+KING Why, then, young Bertram, take her; she's thy wife.
+
+BERTRAM My wife, my liege! I shall beseech your highness,
+ In such a business give me leave to use
+ The help of mine own eyes.
+
+KING Know'st thou not, Bertram,
+ What she has done for me?
+
+BERTRAM Yes, my good lord;
+ But never hope to know why I should marry her.
+
+KING Thou know'st she has raised me from my sickly bed.
+
+BERTRAM But follows it, my lord, to bring me down
+ Must answer for your raising? I know her well:
+ She had her breeding at my father's charge.
+ A poor physician's daughter my wife! Disdain
+ Rather corrupt me ever!
+
+KING 'Tis only title thou disdain'st in her, the which
+ I can build up. Strange is it that our bloods,
+ Of colour, weight, and heat, pour'd all together,
+ Would quite confound distinction, yet stand off
+ In differences so mighty. If she be
+ All that is virtuous, save what thou dislikest,
+ A poor physician's daughter, thou dislikest
+ Of virtue for the name: but do not so:
+ From lowest place when virtuous things proceed,
+ The place is dignified by the doer's deed:
+ Where great additions swell's, and virtue none,
+ It is a dropsied honour. Good alone
+ Is good without a name. Vileness is so:
+ The property by what it is should go,
+ Not by the title. She is young, wise, fair;
+ In these to nature she's immediate heir,
+ And these breed honour: that is honour's scorn,
+ Which challenges itself as honour's born
+ And is not like the sire: honours thrive,
+ When rather from our acts we them derive
+ Than our foregoers: the mere word's a slave
+ Debosh'd on every tomb, on every grave
+ A lying trophy, and as oft is dumb
+ Where dust and damn'd oblivion is the tomb
+ Of honour'd bones indeed. What should be said?
+ If thou canst like this creature as a maid,
+ I can create the rest: virtue and she
+ Is her own dower; honour and wealth from me.
+
+BERTRAM I cannot love her, nor will strive to do't.
+
+KING Thou wrong'st thyself, if thou shouldst strive to choose.
+
+HELENA That you are well restored, my lord, I'm glad:
+ Let the rest go.
+
+KING My honour's at the stake; which to defeat,
+ I must produce my power. Here, take her hand,
+ Proud scornful boy, unworthy this good gift;
+ That dost in vile misprision shackle up
+ My love and her desert; that canst not dream,
+ We, poising us in her defective scale,
+ Shall weigh thee to the beam; that wilt not know,
+ It is in us to plant thine honour where
+ We please to have it grow. Cheque thy contempt:
+ Obey our will, which travails in thy good:
+ Believe not thy disdain, but presently
+ Do thine own fortunes that obedient right
+ Which both thy duty owes and our power claims;
+ Or I will throw thee from my care for ever
+ Into the staggers and the careless lapse
+ Of youth and ignorance; both my revenge and hate
+ Loosing upon thee, in the name of justice,
+ Without all terms of pity. Speak; thine answer.
+
+BERTRAM Pardon, my gracious lord; for I submit
+ My fancy to your eyes: when I consider
+ What great creation and what dole of honour
+ Flies where you bid it, I find that she, which late
+ Was in my nobler thoughts most base, is now
+ The praised of the king; who, so ennobled,
+ Is as 'twere born so.
+
+KING Take her by the hand,
+ And tell her she is thine: to whom I promise
+ A counterpoise, if not to thy estate
+ A balance more replete.
+
+BERTRAM I take her hand.
+
+KING Good fortune and the favour of the king
+ Smile upon this contract; whose ceremony
+ Shall seem expedient on the now-born brief,
+ And be perform'd to-night: the solemn feast
+ Shall more attend upon the coming space,
+ Expecting absent friends. As thou lovest her,
+ Thy love's to me religious; else, does err.
+
+ [Exeunt all but LAFEU and PAROLLES]
+
+LAFEU [Advancing] Do you hear, monsieur? a word with you.
+
+PAROLLES Your pleasure, sir?
+
+LAFEU Your lord and master did well to make his
+ recantation.
+
+PAROLLES Recantation! My lord! my master!
+
+LAFEU Ay; is it not a language I speak?
+
+PAROLLES A most harsh one, and not to be understood without
+ bloody succeeding. My master!
+
+LAFEU Are you companion to the Count Rousillon?
+
+PAROLLES To any count, to all counts, to what is man.
+
+LAFEU To what is count's man: count's master is of
+ another style.
+
+PAROLLES You are too old, sir; let it satisfy you, you are too old.
+
+LAFEU I must tell thee, sirrah, I write man; to which
+ title age cannot bring thee.
+
+PAROLLES What I dare too well do, I dare not do.
+
+LAFEU I did think thee, for two ordinaries, to be a pretty
+ wise fellow; thou didst make tolerable vent of thy
+ travel; it might pass: yet the scarfs and the
+ bannerets about thee did manifoldly dissuade me from
+ believing thee a vessel of too great a burthen. I
+ have now found thee; when I lose thee again, I care
+ not: yet art thou good for nothing but taking up; and
+ that thou't scarce worth.
+
+PAROLLES Hadst thou not the privilege of antiquity upon thee,--
+
+LAFEU Do not plunge thyself too far in anger, lest thou
+ hasten thy trial; which if--Lord have mercy on thee
+ for a hen! So, my good window of lattice, fare thee
+ well: thy casement I need not open, for I look
+ through thee. Give me thy hand.
+
+PAROLLES My lord, you give me most egregious indignity.
+
+LAFEU Ay, with all my heart; and thou art worthy of it.
+
+PAROLLES I have not, my lord, deserved it.
+
+LAFEU Yes, good faith, every dram of it; and I will not
+ bate thee a scruple.
+
+PAROLLES Well, I shall be wiser.
+
+LAFEU Even as soon as thou canst, for thou hast to pull at
+ a smack o' the contrary. If ever thou be'st bound
+ in thy scarf and beaten, thou shalt find what it is
+ to be proud of thy bondage. I have a desire to hold
+ my acquaintance with thee, or rather my knowledge,
+ that I may say in the default, he is a man I know.
+
+PAROLLES My lord, you do me most insupportable vexation.
+
+LAFEU I would it were hell-pains for thy sake, and my poor
+ doing eternal: for doing I am past: as I will by
+ thee, in what motion age will give me leave.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PAROLLES Well, thou hast a son shall take this disgrace off
+ me; scurvy, old, filthy, scurvy lord! Well, I must
+ be patient; there is no fettering of authority.
+ I'll beat him, by my life, if I can meet him with
+ any convenience, an he were double and double a
+ lord. I'll have no more pity of his age than I
+ would of--I'll beat him, an if I could but meet him again.
+
+ [Re-enter LAFEU]
+
+LAFEU Sirrah, your lord and master's married; there's news
+ for you: you have a new mistress.
+
+PAROLLES I most unfeignedly beseech your lordship to make
+ some reservation of your wrongs: he is my good
+ lord: whom I serve above is my master.
+
+LAFEU Who? God?
+
+PAROLLES Ay, sir.
+
+LAFEU The devil it is that's thy master. Why dost thou
+ garter up thy arms o' this fashion? dost make hose of
+ sleeves? do other servants so? Thou wert best set
+ thy lower part where thy nose stands. By mine
+ honour, if I were but two hours younger, I'ld beat
+ thee: methinks, thou art a general offence, and
+ every man should beat thee: I think thou wast
+ created for men to breathe themselves upon thee.
+
+PAROLLES This is hard and undeserved measure, my lord.
+
+LAFEU Go to, sir; you were beaten in Italy for picking a
+ kernel out of a pomegranate; you are a vagabond and
+ no true traveller: you are more saucy with lords
+ and honourable personages than the commission of your
+ birth and virtue gives you heraldry. You are not
+ worth another word, else I'ld call you knave. I leave you.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PAROLLES Good, very good; it is so then: good, very good;
+ let it be concealed awhile.
+
+ [Re-enter BERTRAM]
+
+BERTRAM Undone, and forfeited to cares for ever!
+
+PAROLLES What's the matter, sweet-heart?
+
+BERTRAM Although before the solemn priest I have sworn,
+ I will not bed her.
+
+PAROLLES What, what, sweet-heart?
+
+BERTRAM O my Parolles, they have married me!
+ I'll to the Tuscan wars, and never bed her.
+
+PAROLLES France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits
+ The tread of a man's foot: to the wars!
+
+BERTRAM There's letters from my mother: what the import is,
+ I know not yet.
+
+PAROLLES Ay, that would be known. To the wars, my boy, to the wars!
+ He wears his honour in a box unseen,
+ That hugs his kicky-wicky here at home,
+ Spending his manly marrow in her arms,
+ Which should sustain the bound and high curvet
+ Of Mars's fiery steed. To other regions
+ France is a stable; we that dwell in't jades;
+ Therefore, to the war!
+
+BERTRAM It shall be so: I'll send her to my house,
+ Acquaint my mother with my hate to her,
+ And wherefore I am fled; write to the king
+ That which I durst not speak; his present gift
+ Shall furnish me to those Italian fields,
+ Where noble fellows strike: war is no strife
+ To the dark house and the detested wife.
+
+PAROLLES Will this capriccio hold in thee? art sure?
+
+BERTRAM Go with me to my chamber, and advise me.
+ I'll send her straight away: to-morrow
+ I'll to the wars, she to her single sorrow.
+
+PAROLLES Why, these balls bound; there's noise in it. 'Tis hard:
+ A young man married is a man that's marr'd:
+ Therefore away, and leave her bravely; go:
+ The king has done you wrong: but, hush, 'tis so.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Paris. The KING's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter HELENA and Clown]
+
+HELENA My mother greets me kindly; is she well?
+
+Clown She is not well; but yet she has her health: she's
+ very merry; but yet she is not well: but thanks be
+ given, she's very well and wants nothing i', the
+ world; but yet she is not well.
+
+HELENA If she be very well, what does she ail, that she's
+ not very well?
+
+Clown Truly, she's very well indeed, but for two things.
+
+HELENA What two things?
+
+Clown One, that she's not in heaven, whither God send her
+ quickly! the other that she's in earth, from whence
+ God send her quickly!
+
+ [Enter PAROLLES]
+
+PAROLLES Bless you, my fortunate lady!
+
+HELENA I hope, sir, I have your good will to have mine own
+ good fortunes.
+
+PAROLLES You had my prayers to lead them on; and to keep them
+ on, have them still. O, my knave, how does my old lady?
+
+Clown So that you had her wrinkles and I her money,
+ I would she did as you say.
+
+PAROLLES Why, I say nothing.
+
+Clown Marry, you are the wiser man; for many a man's
+ tongue shakes out his master's undoing: to say
+ nothing, to do nothing, to know nothing, and to have
+ nothing, is to be a great part of your title; which
+ is within a very little of nothing.
+
+PAROLLES Away! thou'rt a knave.
+
+Clown You should have said, sir, before a knave thou'rt a
+ knave; that's, before me thou'rt a knave: this had
+ been truth, sir.
+
+PAROLLES Go to, thou art a witty fool; I have found thee.
+
+Clown Did you find me in yourself, sir? or were you
+ taught to find me? The search, sir, was profitable;
+ and much fool may you find in you, even to the
+ world's pleasure and the increase of laughter.
+
+PAROLLES A good knave, i' faith, and well fed.
+ Madam, my lord will go away to-night;
+ A very serious business calls on him.
+ The great prerogative and rite of love,
+ Which, as your due, time claims, he does acknowledge;
+ But puts it off to a compell'd restraint;
+ Whose want, and whose delay, is strew'd with sweets,
+ Which they distil now in the curbed time,
+ To make the coming hour o'erflow with joy
+ And pleasure drown the brim.
+
+HELENA What's his will else?
+
+PAROLLES That you will take your instant leave o' the king
+ And make this haste as your own good proceeding,
+ Strengthen'd with what apology you think
+ May make it probable need.
+
+HELENA What more commands he?
+
+PAROLLES That, having this obtain'd, you presently
+ Attend his further pleasure.
+
+HELENA In every thing I wait upon his will.
+
+PAROLLES I shall report it so.
+
+HELENA I pray you.
+
+ [Exit PAROLLES]
+
+ Come, sirrah.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE V Paris. The KING's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter LAFEU and BERTRAM]
+
+LAFEU But I hope your lordship thinks not him a soldier.
+
+BERTRAM Yes, my lord, and of very valiant approof.
+
+LAFEU You have it from his own deliverance.
+
+BERTRAM And by other warranted testimony.
+
+LAFEU Then my dial goes not true: I took this lark for a bunting.
+
+BERTRAM I do assure you, my lord, he is very great in
+ knowledge and accordingly valiant.
+
+LAFEU I have then sinned against his experience and
+ transgressed against his valour; and my state that
+ way is dangerous, since I cannot yet find in my
+ heart to repent. Here he comes: I pray you, make
+ us friends; I will pursue the amity.
+
+ [Enter PAROLLES]
+
+PAROLLES [To BERTRAM] These things shall be done, sir.
+
+LAFEU Pray you, sir, who's his tailor?
+
+PAROLLES Sir?
+
+LAFEU O, I know him well, I, sir; he, sir, 's a good
+ workman, a very good tailor.
+
+BERTRAM [Aside to PAROLLES] Is she gone to the king?
+
+PAROLLES She is.
+
+BERTRAM Will she away to-night?
+
+PAROLLES As you'll have her.
+
+BERTRAM I have writ my letters, casketed my treasure,
+ Given order for our horses; and to-night,
+ When I should take possession of the bride,
+ End ere I do begin.
+
+LAFEU A good traveller is something at the latter end of a
+ dinner; but one that lies three thirds and uses a
+ known truth to pass a thousand nothings with, should
+ be once heard and thrice beaten. God save you, captain.
+
+BERTRAM Is there any unkindness between my lord and you, monsieur?
+
+PAROLLES I know not how I have deserved to run into my lord's
+ displeasure.
+
+LAFEU You have made shift to run into 't, boots and spurs
+ and all, like him that leaped into the custard; and
+ out of it you'll run again, rather than suffer
+ question for your residence.
+
+BERTRAM It may be you have mistaken him, my lord.
+
+LAFEU And shall do so ever, though I took him at 's
+ prayers. Fare you well, my lord; and believe this
+ of me, there can be no kernel in this light nut; the
+ soul of this man is his clothes. Trust him not in
+ matter of heavy consequence; I have kept of them
+ tame, and know their natures. Farewell, monsieur:
+ I have spoken better of you than you have or will to
+ deserve at my hand; but we must do good against evil.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PAROLLES An idle lord. I swear.
+
+BERTRAM I think so.
+
+PAROLLES Why, do you not know him?
+
+BERTRAM Yes, I do know him well, and common speech
+ Gives him a worthy pass. Here comes my clog.
+
+ [Enter HELENA]
+
+HELENA I have, sir, as I was commanded from you,
+ Spoke with the king and have procured his leave
+ For present parting; only he desires
+ Some private speech with you.
+
+BERTRAM I shall obey his will.
+ You must not marvel, Helen, at my course,
+ Which holds not colour with the time, nor does
+ The ministration and required office
+ On my particular. Prepared I was not
+ For such a business; therefore am I found
+ So much unsettled: this drives me to entreat you
+ That presently you take our way for home;
+ And rather muse than ask why I entreat you,
+ For my respects are better than they seem
+ And my appointments have in them a need
+ Greater than shows itself at the first view
+ To you that know them not. This to my mother:
+
+ [Giving a letter]
+
+ 'Twill be two days ere I shall see you, so
+ I leave you to your wisdom.
+
+HELENA Sir, I can nothing say,
+ But that I am your most obedient servant.
+
+BERTRAM Come, come, no more of that.
+
+HELENA And ever shall
+ With true observance seek to eke out that
+ Wherein toward me my homely stars have fail'd
+ To equal my great fortune.
+
+BERTRAM Let that go:
+ My haste is very great: farewell; hie home.
+
+HELENA Pray, sir, your pardon.
+
+BERTRAM Well, what would you say?
+
+HELENA I am not worthy of the wealth I owe,
+ Nor dare I say 'tis mine, and yet it is;
+ But, like a timorous thief, most fain would steal
+ What law does vouch mine own.
+
+BERTRAM What would you have?
+
+HELENA Something; and scarce so much: nothing, indeed.
+ I would not tell you what I would, my lord:
+ Faith yes;
+ Strangers and foes do sunder, and not kiss.
+
+BERTRAM I pray you, stay not, but in haste to horse.
+
+HELENA I shall not break your bidding, good my lord.
+
+BERTRAM Where are my other men, monsieur? Farewell.
+
+ [Exit HELENA]
+
+ Go thou toward home; where I will never come
+ Whilst I can shake my sword or hear the drum.
+ Away, and for our flight.
+
+PAROLLES Bravely, coragio!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Florence. The DUKE's palace.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter the DUKE of Florence attended;
+ the two Frenchmen, with a troop of soldiers.
+
+DUKE So that from point to point now have you heard
+ The fundamental reasons of this war,
+ Whose great decision hath much blood let forth
+ And more thirsts after.
+
+First Lord Holy seems the quarrel
+ Upon your grace's part; black and fearful
+ On the opposer.
+
+DUKE Therefore we marvel much our cousin France
+ Would in so just a business shut his bosom
+ Against our borrowing prayers.
+
+Second Lord Good my lord,
+ The reasons of our state I cannot yield,
+ But like a common and an outward man,
+ That the great figure of a council frames
+ By self-unable motion: therefore dare not
+ Say what I think of it, since I have found
+ Myself in my incertain grounds to fail
+ As often as I guess'd.
+
+DUKE Be it his pleasure.
+
+First Lord But I am sure the younger of our nature,
+ That surfeit on their ease, will day by day
+ Come here for physic.
+
+DUKE Welcome shall they be;
+ And all the honours that can fly from us
+ Shall on them settle. You know your places well;
+ When better fall, for your avails they fell:
+ To-morrow to the field.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Rousillon. The COUNT's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter COUNTESS and Clown]
+
+COUNTESS It hath happened all as I would have had it, save
+ that he comes not along with her.
+
+Clown By my troth, I take my young lord to be a very
+ melancholy man.
+
+COUNTESS By what observance, I pray you?
+
+Clown Why, he will look upon his boot and sing; mend the
+ ruff and sing; ask questions and sing; pick his
+ teeth and sing. I know a man that had this trick of
+ melancholy sold a goodly manor for a song.
+
+COUNTESS Let me see what he writes, and when he means to come.
+
+ [Opening a letter]
+
+Clown I have no mind to Isbel since I was at court: our
+ old ling and our Isbels o' the country are nothing
+ like your old ling and your Isbels o' the court:
+ the brains of my Cupid's knocked out, and I begin to
+ love, as an old man loves money, with no stomach.
+
+COUNTESS What have we here?
+
+Clown E'en that you have there.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+COUNTESS [Reads] I have sent you a daughter-in-law: she hath
+ recovered the king, and undone me. I have wedded
+ her, not bedded her; and sworn to make the 'not'
+ eternal. You shall hear I am run away: know it
+ before the report come. If there be breadth enough
+ in the world, I will hold a long distance. My duty
+ to you. Your unfortunate son,
+ BERTRAM.
+ This is not well, rash and unbridled boy.
+ To fly the favours of so good a king;
+ To pluck his indignation on thy head
+ By the misprising of a maid too virtuous
+ For the contempt of empire.
+
+ [Re-enter Clown]
+
+Clown O madam, yonder is heavy news within between two
+ soldiers and my young lady!
+
+COUNTESS What is the matter?
+
+Clown Nay, there is some comfort in the news, some
+ comfort; your son will not be killed so soon as I
+ thought he would.
+
+COUNTESS Why should he be killed?
+
+Clown So say I, madam, if he run away, as I hear he does:
+ the danger is in standing to't; that's the loss of
+ men, though it be the getting of children. Here
+ they come will tell you more: for my part, I only
+ hear your son was run away.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter HELENA, and two Gentlemen]
+
+First Gentleman Save you, good madam.
+
+HELENA Madam, my lord is gone, for ever gone.
+
+Second Gentleman Do not say so.
+
+COUNTESS Think upon patience. Pray you, gentlemen,
+ I have felt so many quirks of joy and grief,
+ That the first face of neither, on the start,
+ Can woman me unto't: where is my son, I pray you?
+
+Second Gentleman Madam, he's gone to serve the duke of Florence:
+ We met him thitherward; for thence we came,
+ And, after some dispatch in hand at court,
+ Thither we bend again.
+
+HELENA Look on his letter, madam; here's my passport.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ When thou canst get the ring upon my finger which
+ never shall come off, and show me a child begotten
+ of thy body that I am father to, then call me
+ husband: but in such a 'then' I write a 'never.'
+ This is a dreadful sentence.
+
+COUNTESS Brought you this letter, gentlemen?
+
+First Gentleman Ay, madam;
+ And for the contents' sake are sorry for our pain.
+
+COUNTESS I prithee, lady, have a better cheer;
+ If thou engrossest all the griefs are thine,
+ Thou robb'st me of a moiety: he was my son;
+ But I do wash his name out of my blood,
+ And thou art all my child. Towards Florence is he?
+
+Second Gentleman Ay, madam.
+
+COUNTESS And to be a soldier?
+
+Second Gentleman Such is his noble purpose; and believe 't,
+ The duke will lay upon him all the honour
+ That good convenience claims.
+
+COUNTESS Return you thither?
+
+First Gentleman Ay, madam, with the swiftest wing of speed.
+
+HELENA [Reads] Till I have no wife I have nothing in France.
+ 'Tis bitter.
+
+COUNTESS Find you that there?
+
+HELENA Ay, madam.
+
+First Gentleman 'Tis but the boldness of his hand, haply, which his
+ heart was not consenting to.
+
+COUNTESS Nothing in France, until he have no wife!
+ There's nothing here that is too good for him
+ But only she; and she deserves a lord
+ That twenty such rude boys might tend upon
+ And call her hourly mistress. Who was with him?
+
+First Gentleman A servant only, and a gentleman
+ Which I have sometime known.
+
+COUNTESS Parolles, was it not?
+
+First Gentleman Ay, my good lady, he.
+
+COUNTESS A very tainted fellow, and full of wickedness.
+ My son corrupts a well-derived nature
+ With his inducement.
+
+First Gentleman Indeed, good lady,
+ The fellow has a deal of that too much,
+ Which holds him much to have.
+
+COUNTESS You're welcome, gentlemen.
+ I will entreat you, when you see my son,
+ To tell him that his sword can never win
+ The honour that he loses: more I'll entreat you
+ Written to bear along.
+
+Second Gentleman We serve you, madam,
+ In that and all your worthiest affairs.
+
+COUNTESS Not so, but as we change our courtesies.
+ Will you draw near!
+
+ [Exeunt COUNTESS and Gentlemen]
+
+HELENA 'Till I have no wife, I have nothing in France.'
+ Nothing in France, until he has no wife!
+ Thou shalt have none, Rousillon, none in France;
+ Then hast thou all again. Poor lord! is't I
+ That chase thee from thy country and expose
+ Those tender limbs of thine to the event
+ Of the none-sparing war? and is it I
+ That drive thee from the sportive court, where thou
+ Wast shot at with fair eyes, to be the mark
+ Of smoky muskets? O you leaden messengers,
+ That ride upon the violent speed of fire,
+ Fly with false aim; move the still-peering air,
+ That sings with piercing; do not touch my lord.
+ Whoever shoots at him, I set him there;
+ Whoever charges on his forward breast,
+ I am the caitiff that do hold him to't;
+ And, though I kill him not, I am the cause
+ His death was so effected: better 'twere
+ I met the ravin lion when he roar'd
+ With sharp constraint of hunger; better 'twere
+ That all the miseries which nature owes
+ Were mine at once. No, come thou home, Rousillon,
+ Whence honour but of danger wins a scar,
+ As oft it loses all: I will be gone;
+ My being here it is that holds thee hence:
+ Shall I stay here to do't? no, no, although
+ The air of paradise did fan the house
+ And angels officed all: I will be gone,
+ That pitiful rumour may report my flight,
+ To consolate thine ear. Come, night; end, day!
+ For with the dark, poor thief, I'll steal away.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III Florence. Before the DUKE's palace.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter the DUKE of Florence, BERTRAM,
+ PAROLLES, Soldiers, Drum, and Trumpets]
+
+DUKE The general of our horse thou art; and we,
+ Great in our hope, lay our best love and credence
+ Upon thy promising fortune.
+
+BERTRAM Sir, it is
+ A charge too heavy for my strength, but yet
+ We'll strive to bear it for your worthy sake
+ To the extreme edge of hazard.
+
+DUKE Then go thou forth;
+ And fortune play upon thy prosperous helm,
+ As thy auspicious mistress!
+
+BERTRAM This very day,
+ Great Mars, I put myself into thy file:
+ Make me but like my thoughts, and I shall prove
+ A lover of thy drum, hater of love.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Rousillon. The COUNT's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter COUNTESS and Steward]
+
+COUNTESS Alas! and would you take the letter of her?
+ Might you not know she would do as she has done,
+ By sending me a letter? Read it again.
+
+Steward [Reads]
+
+ I am Saint Jaques' pilgrim, thither gone:
+ Ambitious love hath so in me offended,
+ That barefoot plod I the cold ground upon,
+ With sainted vow my faults to have amended.
+ Write, write, that from the bloody course of war
+ My dearest master, your dear son, may hie:
+ Bless him at home in peace, whilst I from far
+ His name with zealous fervor sanctify:
+ His taken labours bid him me forgive;
+ I, his despiteful Juno, sent him forth
+ From courtly friends, with camping foes to live,
+ Where death and danger dogs the heels of worth:
+ He is too good and fair for death and me:
+ Whom I myself embrace, to set him free.
+
+COUNTESS Ah, what sharp stings are in her mildest words!
+ Rinaldo, you did never lack advice so much,
+ As letting her pass so: had I spoke with her,
+ I could have well diverted her intents,
+ Which thus she hath prevented.
+
+Steward Pardon me, madam:
+ If I had given you this at over-night,
+ She might have been o'erta'en; and yet she writes,
+ Pursuit would be but vain.
+
+COUNTESS What angel shall
+ Bless this unworthy husband? he cannot thrive,
+ Unless her prayers, whom heaven delights to hear
+ And loves to grant, reprieve him from the wrath
+ Of greatest justice. Write, write, Rinaldo,
+ To this unworthy husband of his wife;
+ Let every word weigh heavy of her worth
+ That he does weigh too light: my greatest grief.
+ Though little he do feel it, set down sharply.
+ Dispatch the most convenient messenger:
+ When haply he shall hear that she is gone,
+ He will return; and hope I may that she,
+ Hearing so much, will speed her foot again,
+ Led hither by pure love: which of them both
+ Is dearest to me. I have no skill in sense
+ To make distinction: provide this messenger:
+ My heart is heavy and mine age is weak;
+ Grief would have tears, and sorrow bids me speak.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V Florence. Without the walls. A tucket afar off.
+
+
+ [Enter an old Widow of Florence, DIANA, VIOLENTA,
+ and MARIANA, with other Citizens]
+
+Widow Nay, come; for if they do approach the city, we
+ shall lose all the sight.
+
+DIANA They say the French count has done most honourable service.
+
+Widow It is reported that he has taken their greatest
+ commander; and that with his own hand he slew the
+ duke's brother.
+
+ [Tucket]
+
+ We have lost our labour; they are gone a contrary
+ way: hark! you may know by their trumpets.
+
+MARIANA Come, let's return again, and suffice ourselves with
+ the report of it. Well, Diana, take heed of this
+ French earl: the honour of a maid is her name; and
+ no legacy is so rich as honesty.
+
+Widow I have told my neighbour how you have been solicited
+ by a gentleman his companion.
+
+MARIANA I know that knave; hang him! one Parolles: a
+ filthy officer he is in those suggestions for the
+ young earl. Beware of them, Diana; their promises,
+ enticements, oaths, tokens, and all these engines of
+ lust, are not the things they go under: many a maid
+ hath been seduced by them; and the misery is,
+ example, that so terrible shows in the wreck of
+ maidenhood, cannot for all that dissuade succession,
+ but that they are limed with the twigs that threaten
+ them. I hope I need not to advise you further; but
+ I hope your own grace will keep you where you are,
+ though there were no further danger known but the
+ modesty which is so lost.
+
+DIANA You shall not need to fear me.
+
+Widow I hope so.
+
+ [Enter HELENA, disguised like a Pilgrim]
+
+ Look, here comes a pilgrim: I know she will lie at
+ my house; thither they send one another: I'll
+ question her. God save you, pilgrim! whither are you bound?
+
+HELENA To Saint Jaques le Grand.
+ Where do the palmers lodge, I do beseech you?
+
+Widow At the Saint Francis here beside the port.
+
+HELENA Is this the way?
+
+Widow Ay, marry, is't.
+
+ [A march afar]
+
+ Hark you! they come this way.
+ If you will tarry, holy pilgrim,
+ But till the troops come by,
+ I will conduct you where you shall be lodged;
+ The rather, for I think I know your hostess
+ As ample as myself.
+
+HELENA Is it yourself?
+
+Widow If you shall please so, pilgrim.
+
+HELENA I thank you, and will stay upon your leisure.
+
+Widow You came, I think, from France?
+
+HELENA I did so.
+
+Widow Here you shall see a countryman of yours
+ That has done worthy service.
+
+HELENA His name, I pray you.
+
+DIANA The Count Rousillon: know you such a one?
+
+HELENA But by the ear, that hears most nobly of him:
+ His face I know not.
+
+DIANA Whatsome'er he is,
+ He's bravely taken here. He stole from France,
+ As 'tis reported, for the king had married him
+ Against his liking: think you it is so?
+
+HELENA Ay, surely, mere the truth: I know his lady.
+
+DIANA There is a gentleman that serves the count
+ Reports but coarsely of her.
+
+HELENA What's his name?
+
+DIANA Monsieur Parolles.
+
+HELENA O, I believe with him,
+ In argument of praise, or to the worth
+ Of the great count himself, she is too mean
+ To have her name repeated: all her deserving
+ Is a reserved honesty, and that
+ I have not heard examined.
+
+DIANA Alas, poor lady!
+ 'Tis a hard bondage to become the wife
+ Of a detesting lord.
+
+Widow I warrant, good creature, wheresoe'er she is,
+ Her heart weighs sadly: this young maid might do her
+ A shrewd turn, if she pleased.
+
+HELENA How do you mean?
+ May be the amorous count solicits her
+ In the unlawful purpose.
+
+Widow He does indeed;
+ And brokes with all that can in such a suit
+ Corrupt the tender honour of a maid:
+ But she is arm'd for him and keeps her guard
+ In honestest defence.
+
+MARIANA The gods forbid else!
+
+Widow So, now they come:
+
+ [Drum and Colours]
+
+ [Enter BERTRAM, PAROLLES, and the whole army]
+
+ That is Antonio, the duke's eldest son;
+ That, Escalus.
+
+HELENA Which is the Frenchman?
+
+DIANA He;
+ That with the plume: 'tis a most gallant fellow.
+ I would he loved his wife: if he were honester
+ He were much goodlier: is't not a handsome gentleman?
+
+HELENA I like him well.
+
+DIANA 'Tis pity he is not honest: yond's that same knave
+ That leads him to these places: were I his lady,
+ I would Poison that vile rascal.
+
+HELENA Which is he?
+
+DIANA That jack-an-apes with scarfs: why is he melancholy?
+
+HELENA Perchance he's hurt i' the battle.
+
+PAROLLES Lose our drum! well.
+
+MARIANA He's shrewdly vexed at something: look, he has spied us.
+
+Widow Marry, hang you!
+
+MARIANA And your courtesy, for a ring-carrier!
+
+ [Exeunt BERTRAM, PAROLLES, and army]
+
+Widow The troop is past. Come, pilgrim, I will bring you
+ Where you shall host: of enjoin'd penitents
+ There's four or five, to great Saint Jaques bound,
+ Already at my house.
+
+HELENA I humbly thank you:
+ Please it this matron and this gentle maid
+ To eat with us to-night, the charge and thanking
+ Shall be for me; and, to requite you further,
+ I will bestow some precepts of this virgin
+ Worthy the note.
+
+BOTH We'll take your offer kindly.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Camp before Florence.
+
+
+ [Enter BERTRAM and the two French Lords]
+
+Second Lord Nay, good my lord, put him to't; let him have his
+ way.
+
+First Lord If your lordship find him not a hilding, hold me no
+ more in your respect.
+
+Second Lord On my life, my lord, a bubble.
+
+BERTRAM Do you think I am so far deceived in him?
+
+Second Lord Believe it, my lord, in mine own direct knowledge,
+ without any malice, but to speak of him as my
+ kinsman, he's a most notable coward, an infinite and
+ endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner
+ of no one good quality worthy your lordship's
+ entertainment.
+
+First Lord It were fit you knew him; lest, reposing too far in
+ his virtue, which he hath not, he might at some
+ great and trusty business in a main danger fail you.
+
+BERTRAM I would I knew in what particular action to try him.
+
+First Lord None better than to let him fetch off his drum,
+ which you hear him so confidently undertake to do.
+
+Second Lord I, with a troop of Florentines, will suddenly
+ surprise him; such I will have, whom I am sure he
+ knows not from the enemy: we will bind and hoodwink
+ him so, that he shall suppose no other but that he
+ is carried into the leaguer of the adversaries, when
+ we bring him to our own tents. Be but your lordship
+ present at his examination: if he do not, for the
+ promise of his life and in the highest compulsion of
+ base fear, offer to betray you and deliver all the
+ intelligence in his power against you, and that with
+ the divine forfeit of his soul upon oath, never
+ trust my judgment in any thing.
+
+First Lord O, for the love of laughter, let him fetch his drum;
+ he says he has a stratagem for't: when your
+ lordship sees the bottom of his success in't, and to
+ what metal this counterfeit lump of ore will be
+ melted, if you give him not John Drum's
+ entertainment, your inclining cannot be removed.
+ Here he comes.
+
+ [Enter PAROLLES]
+
+Second Lord [Aside to BERTRAM] O, for the love of laughter,
+ hinder not the honour of his design: let him fetch
+ off his drum in any hand.
+
+BERTRAM How now, monsieur! this drum sticks sorely in your
+ disposition.
+
+First Lord A pox on't, let it go; 'tis but a drum.
+
+PAROLLES 'But a drum'! is't 'but a drum'? A drum so lost!
+ There was excellent command,--to charge in with our
+ horse upon our own wings, and to rend our own soldiers!
+
+First Lord That was not to be blamed in the command of the
+ service: it was a disaster of war that Caesar
+ himself could not have prevented, if he had been
+ there to command.
+
+BERTRAM Well, we cannot greatly condemn our success: some
+ dishonour we had in the loss of that drum; but it is
+ not to be recovered.
+
+PAROLLES It might have been recovered.
+
+BERTRAM It might; but it is not now.
+
+PAROLLES It is to be recovered: but that the merit of
+ service is seldom attributed to the true and exact
+ performer, I would have that drum or another, or
+ 'hic jacet.'
+
+BERTRAM Why, if you have a stomach, to't, monsieur: if you
+ think your mystery in stratagem can bring this
+ instrument of honour again into his native quarter,
+ be magnanimous in the enterprise and go on; I will
+ grace the attempt for a worthy exploit: if you
+ speed well in it, the duke shall both speak of it.
+ and extend to you what further becomes his
+ greatness, even to the utmost syllable of your
+ worthiness.
+
+PAROLLES By the hand of a soldier, I will undertake it.
+
+BERTRAM But you must not now slumber in it.
+
+PAROLLES I'll about it this evening: and I will presently
+ pen down my dilemmas, encourage myself in my
+ certainty, put myself into my mortal preparation;
+ and by midnight look to hear further from me.
+
+BERTRAM May I be bold to acquaint his grace you are gone about it?
+
+PAROLLES I know not what the success will be, my lord; but
+ the attempt I vow.
+
+BERTRAM I know thou'rt valiant; and, to the possibility of
+ thy soldiership, will subscribe for thee. Farewell.
+
+PAROLLES I love not many words.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Second Lord No more than a fish loves water. Is not this a
+ strange fellow, my lord, that so confidently seems
+ to undertake this business, which he knows is not to
+ be done; damns himself to do and dares better be
+ damned than to do't?
+
+First Lord You do not know him, my lord, as we do: certain it
+ is that he will steal himself into a man's favour and
+ for a week escape a great deal of discoveries; but
+ when you find him out, you have him ever after.
+
+BERTRAM Why, do you think he will make no deed at all of
+ this that so seriously he does address himself unto?
+
+Second Lord None in the world; but return with an invention and
+ clap upon you two or three probable lies: but we
+ have almost embossed him; you shall see his fall
+ to-night; for indeed he is not for your lordship's respect.
+
+First Lord We'll make you some sport with the fox ere we case
+ him. He was first smoked by the old lord Lafeu:
+ when his disguise and he is parted, tell me what a
+ sprat you shall find him; which you shall see this
+ very night.
+
+Second Lord I must go look my twigs: he shall be caught.
+
+BERTRAM Your brother he shall go along with me.
+
+Second Lord As't please your lordship: I'll leave you.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BERTRAM Now will I lead you to the house, and show you
+ The lass I spoke of.
+
+First Lord But you say she's honest.
+
+BERTRAM That's all the fault: I spoke with her but once
+ And found her wondrous cold; but I sent to her,
+ By this same coxcomb that we have i' the wind,
+ Tokens and letters which she did re-send;
+ And this is all I have done. She's a fair creature:
+ Will you go see her?
+
+First Lord With all my heart, my lord.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Florence. The Widow's house.
+
+
+ [Enter HELENA and Widow]
+
+HELENA If you misdoubt me that I am not she,
+ I know not how I shall assure you further,
+ But I shall lose the grounds I work upon.
+
+Widow Though my estate be fallen, I was well born,
+ Nothing acquainted with these businesses;
+ And would not put my reputation now
+ In any staining act.
+
+HELENA Nor would I wish you.
+ First, give me trust, the count he is my husband,
+ And what to your sworn counsel I have spoken
+ Is so from word to word; and then you cannot,
+ By the good aid that I of you shall borrow,
+ Err in bestowing it.
+
+Widow I should believe you:
+ For you have show'd me that which well approves
+ You're great in fortune.
+
+HELENA Take this purse of gold,
+ And let me buy your friendly help thus far,
+ Which I will over-pay and pay again
+ When I have found it. The count he wooes your daughter,
+ Lays down his wanton siege before her beauty,
+ Resolved to carry her: let her in fine consent,
+ As we'll direct her how 'tis best to bear it.
+ Now his important blood will nought deny
+ That she'll demand: a ring the county wears,
+ That downward hath succeeded in his house
+ From son to son, some four or five descents
+ Since the first father wore it: this ring he holds
+ In most rich choice; yet in his idle fire,
+ To buy his will, it would not seem too dear,
+ Howe'er repented after.
+
+Widow Now I see
+ The bottom of your purpose.
+
+HELENA You see it lawful, then: it is no more,
+ But that your daughter, ere she seems as won,
+ Desires this ring; appoints him an encounter;
+ In fine, delivers me to fill the time,
+ Herself most chastely absent: after this,
+ To marry her, I'll add three thousand crowns
+ To what is passed already.
+
+Widow I have yielded:
+ Instruct my daughter how she shall persever,
+ That time and place with this deceit so lawful
+ May prove coherent. Every night he comes
+ With musics of all sorts and songs composed
+ To her unworthiness: it nothing steads us
+ To chide him from our eaves; for he persists
+ As if his life lay on't.
+
+HELENA Why then to-night
+ Let us assay our plot; which, if it speed,
+ Is wicked meaning in a lawful deed
+ And lawful meaning in a lawful act,
+ Where both not sin, and yet a sinful fact:
+ But let's about it.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Without the Florentine camp.
+
+
+ [Enter Second French Lord, with five or six other
+ Soldiers in ambush]
+
+Second Lord He can come no other way but by this hedge-corner.
+ When you sally upon him, speak what terrible
+ language you will: though you understand it not
+ yourselves, no matter; for we must not seem to
+ understand him, unless some one among us whom we
+ must produce for an interpreter.
+
+First Soldier Good captain, let me be the interpreter.
+
+Second Lord Art not acquainted with him? knows he not thy voice?
+
+First Soldier No, sir, I warrant you.
+
+Second Lord But what linsey-woolsey hast thou to speak to us again?
+
+First Soldier E'en such as you speak to me.
+
+Second Lord He must think us some band of strangers i' the
+ adversary's entertainment. Now he hath a smack of
+ all neighbouring languages; therefore we must every
+ one be a man of his own fancy, not to know what we
+ speak one to another; so we seem to know, is to
+ know straight our purpose: choughs' language,
+ gabble enough, and good enough. As for you,
+ interpreter, you must seem very politic. But couch,
+ ho! here he comes, to beguile two hours in a sleep,
+ and then to return and swear the lies he forges.
+
+ [Enter PAROLLES]
+
+PAROLLES Ten o'clock: within these three hours 'twill be
+ time enough to go home. What shall I say I have
+ done? It must be a very plausive invention that
+ carries it: they begin to smoke me; and disgraces
+ have of late knocked too often at my door. I find
+ my tongue is too foolhardy; but my heart hath the
+ fear of Mars before it and of his creatures, not
+ daring the reports of my tongue.
+
+Second Lord This is the first truth that e'er thine own tongue
+ was guilty of.
+
+PAROLLES What the devil should move me to undertake the
+ recovery of this drum, being not ignorant of the
+ impossibility, and knowing I had no such purpose? I
+ must give myself some hurts, and say I got them in
+ exploit: yet slight ones will not carry it; they
+ will say, 'Came you off with so little?' and great
+ ones I dare not give. Wherefore, what's the
+ instance? Tongue, I must put you into a
+ butter-woman's mouth and buy myself another of
+ Bajazet's mule, if you prattle me into these perils.
+
+Second Lord Is it possible he should know what he is, and be
+ that he is?
+
+PAROLLES I would the cutting of my garments would serve the
+ turn, or the breaking of my Spanish sword.
+
+Second Lord We cannot afford you so.
+
+PAROLLES Or the baring of my beard; and to say it was in
+ stratagem.
+
+Second Lord 'Twould not do.
+
+PAROLLES Or to drown my clothes, and say I was stripped.
+
+Second Lord Hardly serve.
+
+PAROLLES Though I swore I leaped from the window of the citadel.
+
+Second Lord How deep?
+
+PAROLLES Thirty fathom.
+
+Second Lord Three great oaths would scarce make that be believed.
+
+PAROLLES I would I had any drum of the enemy's: I would swear
+ I recovered it.
+
+Second Lord You shall hear one anon.
+
+PAROLLES A drum now of the enemy's,--
+
+ [Alarum within]
+
+Second Lord Throca movousus, cargo, cargo, cargo.
+
+All Cargo, cargo, cargo, villiando par corbo, cargo.
+
+PAROLLES O, ransom, ransom! do not hide mine eyes.
+
+ [They seize and blindfold him]
+
+First Soldier Boskos thromuldo boskos.
+
+PAROLLES I know you are the Muskos' regiment:
+ And I shall lose my life for want of language;
+ If there be here German, or Dane, low Dutch,
+ Italian, or French, let him speak to me; I'll
+ Discover that which shall undo the Florentine.
+
+First Soldier Boskos vauvado: I understand thee, and can speak
+ thy tongue. Kerely bonto, sir, betake thee to thy
+ faith, for seventeen poniards are at thy bosom.
+
+PAROLLES O!
+
+First Soldier O, pray, pray, pray! Manka revania dulche.
+
+Second Lord Oscorbidulchos volivorco.
+
+First Soldier The general is content to spare thee yet;
+ And, hoodwink'd as thou art, will lead thee on
+ To gather from thee: haply thou mayst inform
+ Something to save thy life.
+
+PAROLLES O, let me live!
+ And all the secrets of our camp I'll show,
+ Their force, their purposes; nay, I'll speak that
+ Which you will wonder at.
+
+First Soldier But wilt thou faithfully?
+
+PAROLLES If I do not, damn me.
+
+First Soldier Acordo linta.
+ Come on; thou art granted space.
+
+ [Exit, with PAROLLES guarded. A short alarum within]
+
+Second Lord Go, tell the Count Rousillon, and my brother,
+ We have caught the woodcock, and will keep him muffled
+ Till we do hear from them.
+
+Second Soldier Captain, I will.
+
+Second Lord A' will betray us all unto ourselves:
+ Inform on that.
+
+Second Soldier So I will, sir.
+
+Second Lord Till then I'll keep him dark and safely lock'd.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Florence. The Widow's house.
+
+
+ [Enter BERTRAM and DIANA]
+
+BERTRAM They told me that your name was Fontibell.
+
+DIANA No, my good lord, Diana.
+
+BERTRAM Titled goddess;
+ And worth it, with addition! But, fair soul,
+ In your fine frame hath love no quality?
+ If quick fire of youth light not your mind,
+ You are no maiden, but a monument:
+ When you are dead, you should be such a one
+ As you are now, for you are cold and stem;
+ And now you should be as your mother was
+ When your sweet self was got.
+
+DIANA She then was honest.
+
+BERTRAM So should you be.
+
+DIANA No:
+ My mother did but duty; such, my lord,
+ As you owe to your wife.
+
+BERTRAM No more o' that;
+ I prithee, do not strive against my vows:
+ I was compell'd to her; but I love thee
+ By love's own sweet constraint, and will for ever
+ Do thee all rights of service.
+
+DIANA Ay, so you serve us
+ Till we serve you; but when you have our roses,
+ You barely leave our thorns to prick ourselves
+ And mock us with our bareness.
+
+BERTRAM How have I sworn!
+
+DIANA 'Tis not the many oaths that makes the truth,
+ But the plain single vow that is vow'd true.
+ What is not holy, that we swear not by,
+ But take the High'st to witness: then, pray you, tell me,
+ If I should swear by God's great attributes,
+ I loved you dearly, would you believe my oaths,
+ When I did love you ill? This has no holding,
+ To swear by him whom I protest to love,
+ That I will work against him: therefore your oaths
+ Are words and poor conditions, but unseal'd,
+ At least in my opinion.
+
+BERTRAM Change it, change it;
+ Be not so holy-cruel: love is holy;
+ And my integrity ne'er knew the crafts
+ That you do charge men with. Stand no more off,
+ But give thyself unto my sick desires,
+ Who then recover: say thou art mine, and ever
+ My love as it begins shall so persever.
+
+DIANA I see that men make ropes in such a scarre
+ That we'll forsake ourselves. Give me that ring.
+
+BERTRAM I'll lend it thee, my dear; but have no power
+ To give it from me.
+
+DIANA Will you not, my lord?
+
+BERTRAM It is an honour 'longing to our house,
+ Bequeathed down from many ancestors;
+ Which were the greatest obloquy i' the world
+ In me to lose.
+
+DIANA Mine honour's such a ring:
+ My chastity's the jewel of our house,
+ Bequeathed down from many ancestors;
+ Which were the greatest obloquy i' the world
+ In me to lose: thus your own proper wisdom
+ Brings in the champion Honour on my part,
+ Against your vain assault.
+
+BERTRAM Here, take my ring:
+ My house, mine honour, yea, my life, be thine,
+ And I'll be bid by thee.
+
+DIANA When midnight comes, knock at my chamber-window:
+ I'll order take my mother shall not hear.
+ Now will I charge you in the band of truth,
+ When you have conquer'd my yet maiden bed,
+ Remain there but an hour, nor speak to me:
+ My reasons are most strong; and you shall know them
+ When back again this ring shall be deliver'd:
+ And on your finger in the night I'll put
+ Another ring, that what in time proceeds
+ May token to the future our past deeds.
+ Adieu, till then; then, fail not. You have won
+ A wife of me, though there my hope be done.
+
+BERTRAM A heaven on earth I have won by wooing thee.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DIANA For which live long to thank both heaven and me!
+ You may so in the end.
+ My mother told me just how he would woo,
+ As if she sat in 's heart; she says all men
+ Have the like oaths: he had sworn to marry me
+ When his wife's dead; therefore I'll lie with him
+ When I am buried. Since Frenchmen are so braid,
+ Marry that will, I live and die a maid:
+ Only in this disguise I think't no sin
+ To cozen him that would unjustly win.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III The Florentine camp.
+
+
+ [Enter the two French Lords and some two or three Soldiers]
+
+First Lord You have not given him his mother's letter?
+
+Second Lord I have delivered it an hour since: there is
+ something in't that stings his nature; for on the
+ reading it he changed almost into another man.
+
+First Lord He has much worthy blame laid upon him for shaking
+ off so good a wife and so sweet a lady.
+
+Second Lord Especially he hath incurred the everlasting
+ displeasure of the king, who had even tuned his
+ bounty to sing happiness to him. I will tell you a
+ thing, but you shall let it dwell darkly with you.
+
+First Lord When you have spoken it, 'tis dead, and I am the
+ grave of it.
+
+Second Lord He hath perverted a young gentlewoman here in
+ Florence, of a most chaste renown; and this night he
+ fleshes his will in the spoil of her honour: he hath
+ given her his monumental ring, and thinks himself
+ made in the unchaste composition.
+
+First Lord Now, God delay our rebellion! as we are ourselves,
+ what things are we!
+
+Second Lord Merely our own traitors. And as in the common course
+ of all treasons, we still see them reveal
+ themselves, till they attain to their abhorred ends,
+ so he that in this action contrives against his own
+ nobility, in his proper stream o'erflows himself.
+
+First Lord Is it not meant damnable in us, to be trumpeters of
+ our unlawful intents? We shall not then have his
+ company to-night?
+
+Second Lord Not till after midnight; for he is dieted to his hour.
+
+First Lord That approaches apace; I would gladly have him see
+ his company anatomized, that he might take a measure
+ of his own judgments, wherein so curiously he had
+ set this counterfeit.
+
+Second Lord We will not meddle with him till he come; for his
+ presence must be the whip of the other.
+
+First Lord In the mean time, what hear you of these wars?
+
+Second Lord I hear there is an overture of peace.
+
+First Lord Nay, I assure you, a peace concluded.
+
+Second Lord What will Count Rousillon do then? will he travel
+ higher, or return again into France?
+
+First Lord I perceive, by this demand, you are not altogether
+ of his council.
+
+Second Lord Let it be forbid, sir; so should I be a great deal
+ of his act.
+
+First Lord Sir, his wife some two months since fled from his
+ house: her pretence is a pilgrimage to Saint Jaques
+ le Grand; which holy undertaking with most austere
+ sanctimony she accomplished; and, there residing the
+ tenderness of her nature became as a prey to her
+ grief; in fine, made a groan of her last breath, and
+ now she sings in heaven.
+
+Second Lord How is this justified?
+
+First Lord The stronger part of it by her own letters, which
+ makes her story true, even to the point of her
+ death: her death itself, which could not be her
+ office to say is come, was faithfully confirmed by
+ the rector of the place.
+
+Second Lord Hath the count all this intelligence?
+
+First Lord Ay, and the particular confirmations, point from
+ point, so to the full arming of the verity.
+
+Second Lord I am heartily sorry that he'll be glad of this.
+
+First Lord How mightily sometimes we make us comforts of our losses!
+
+Second Lord And how mightily some other times we drown our gain
+ in tears! The great dignity that his valour hath
+ here acquired for him shall at home be encountered
+ with a shame as ample.
+
+First Lord The web of our life is of a mingled yarn, good and
+ ill together: our virtues would be proud, if our
+ faults whipped them not; and our crimes would
+ despair, if they were not cherished by our virtues.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ How now! where's your master?
+
+Servant He met the duke in the street, sir, of whom he hath
+ taken a solemn leave: his lordship will next
+ morning for France. The duke hath offered him
+ letters of commendations to the king.
+
+Second Lord They shall be no more than needful there, if they
+ were more than they can commend.
+
+First Lord They cannot be too sweet for the king's tartness.
+ Here's his lordship now.
+
+ [Enter BERTRAM]
+
+ How now, my lord! is't not after midnight?
+
+BERTRAM I have to-night dispatched sixteen businesses, a
+ month's length a-piece, by an abstract of success:
+ I have congied with the duke, done my adieu with his
+ nearest; buried a wife, mourned for her; writ to my
+ lady mother I am returning; entertained my convoy;
+ and between these main parcels of dispatch effected
+ many nicer needs; the last was the greatest, but
+ that I have not ended yet.
+
+Second Lord If the business be of any difficulty, and this
+ morning your departure hence, it requires haste of
+ your lordship.
+
+BERTRAM I mean, the business is not ended, as fearing to
+ hear of it hereafter. But shall we have this
+ dialogue between the fool and the soldier? Come,
+ bring forth this counterfeit module, he has deceived
+ me, like a double-meaning prophesier.
+
+Second Lord Bring him forth: has sat i' the stocks all night,
+ poor gallant knave.
+
+BERTRAM No matter: his heels have deserved it, in usurping
+ his spurs so long. How does he carry himself?
+
+Second Lord I have told your lordship already, the stocks carry
+ him. But to answer you as you would be understood;
+ he weeps like a wench that had shed her milk: he
+ hath confessed himself to Morgan, whom he supposes
+ to be a friar, from the time of his remembrance to
+ this very instant disaster of his setting i' the
+ stocks: and what think you he hath confessed?
+
+BERTRAM Nothing of me, has a'?
+
+Second Lord His confession is taken, and it shall be read to his
+ face: if your lordship be in't, as I believe you
+ are, you must have the patience to hear it.
+
+ [Enter PAROLLES guarded, and First Soldier]
+
+BERTRAM A plague upon him! muffled! he can say nothing of
+ me: hush, hush!
+
+First Lord Hoodman comes! Portotartarosa
+
+First Soldier He calls for the tortures: what will you say
+ without 'em?
+
+PAROLLES I will confess what I know without constraint: if
+ ye pinch me like a pasty, I can say no more.
+
+First Soldier Bosko chimurcho.
+
+First Lord Boblibindo chicurmurco.
+
+First Soldier You are a merciful general. Our general bids you
+ answer to what I shall ask you out of a note.
+
+PAROLLES And truly, as I hope to live.
+
+First Soldier [Reads] 'First demand of him how many horse the
+ duke is strong.' What say you to that?
+
+PAROLLES Five or six thousand; but very weak and
+ unserviceable: the troops are all scattered, and
+ the commanders very poor rogues, upon my reputation
+ and credit and as I hope to live.
+
+First Soldier Shall I set down your answer so?
+
+PAROLLES Do: I'll take the sacrament on't, how and which way you will.
+
+BERTRAM All's one to him. What a past-saving slave is this!
+
+First Lord You're deceived, my lord: this is Monsieur
+ Parolles, the gallant militarist,--that was his own
+ phrase,--that had the whole theoric of war in the
+ knot of his scarf, and the practise in the chape of
+ his dagger.
+
+Second Lord I will never trust a man again for keeping his sword
+ clean. nor believe he can have every thing in him
+ by wearing his apparel neatly.
+
+First Soldier Well, that's set down.
+
+PAROLLES Five or six thousand horse, I said,-- I will say
+ true,--or thereabouts, set down, for I'll speak truth.
+
+First Lord He's very near the truth in this.
+
+BERTRAM But I con him no thanks for't, in the nature he
+ delivers it.
+
+PAROLLES Poor rogues, I pray you, say.
+
+First Soldier Well, that's set down.
+
+PAROLLES I humbly thank you, sir: a truth's a truth, the
+ rogues are marvellous poor.
+
+First Soldier [Reads] 'Demand of him, of what strength they are
+ a-foot.' What say you to that?
+
+PAROLLES By my troth, sir, if I were to live this present
+ hour, I will tell true. Let me see: Spurio, a
+ hundred and fifty; Sebastian, so many; Corambus, so
+ many; Jaques, so many; Guiltian, Cosmo, Lodowick,
+ and Gratii, two hundred and fifty each; mine own
+ company, Chitopher, Vaumond, Bentii, two hundred and
+ fifty each: so that the muster-file, rotten and
+ sound, upon my life, amounts not to fifteen thousand
+ poll; half of the which dare not shake snow from off
+ their cassocks, lest they shake themselves to pieces.
+
+BERTRAM What shall be done to him?
+
+First Lord Nothing, but let him have thanks. Demand of him my
+ condition, and what credit I have with the duke.
+
+First Soldier Well, that's set down.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'You shall demand of him, whether one Captain Dumain
+ be i' the camp, a Frenchman; what his reputation is
+ with the duke; what his valour, honesty, and
+ expertness in wars; or whether he thinks it were not
+ possible, with well-weighing sums of gold, to
+ corrupt him to revolt.' What say you to this? what
+ do you know of it?
+
+PAROLLES I beseech you, let me answer to the particular of
+ the inter'gatories: demand them singly.
+
+First Soldier Do you know this Captain Dumain?
+
+PAROLLES I know him: a' was a botcher's 'prentice in Paris,
+ from whence he was whipped for getting the shrieve's
+ fool with child,--a dumb innocent, that could not
+ say him nay.
+
+BERTRAM Nay, by your leave, hold your hands; though I know
+ his brains are forfeit to the next tile that falls.
+
+First Soldier Well, is this captain in the duke of Florence's camp?
+
+PAROLLES Upon my knowledge, he is, and lousy.
+
+First Lord Nay look not so upon me; we shall hear of your
+ lordship anon.
+
+First Soldier What is his reputation with the duke?
+
+PAROLLES The duke knows him for no other but a poor officer
+ of mine; and writ to me this other day to turn him
+ out o' the band: I think I have his letter in my pocket.
+
+First Soldier Marry, we'll search.
+
+PAROLLES In good sadness, I do not know; either it is there,
+ or it is upon a file with the duke's other letters
+ in my tent.
+
+First Soldier Here 'tis; here's a paper: shall I read it to you?
+
+PAROLLES I do not know if it be it or no.
+
+BERTRAM Our interpreter does it well.
+
+First Lord Excellently.
+
+First Soldier [Reads] 'Dian, the count's a fool, and full of gold,'--
+
+PAROLLES That is not the duke's letter, sir; that is an
+ advertisement to a proper maid in Florence, one
+ Diana, to take heed of the allurement of one Count
+ Rousillon, a foolish idle boy, but for all that very
+ ruttish: I pray you, sir, put it up again.
+
+First Soldier Nay, I'll read it first, by your favour.
+
+PAROLLES My meaning in't, I protest, was very honest in the
+ behalf of the maid; for I knew the young count to be
+ a dangerous and lascivious boy, who is a whale to
+ virginity and devours up all the fry it finds.
+
+BERTRAM Damnable both-sides rogue!
+
+First Soldier [Reads] 'When he swears oaths, bid him drop gold, and take it;
+ After he scores, he never pays the score:
+ Half won is match well made; match, and well make it;
+ He ne'er pays after-debts, take it before;
+ And say a soldier, Dian, told thee this,
+ Men are to mell with, boys are not to kiss:
+ For count of this, the count's a fool, I know it,
+ Who pays before, but not when he does owe it.
+ Thine, as he vowed to thee in thine ear,
+ PAROLLES.'
+
+BERTRAM He shall be whipped through the army with this rhyme
+ in's forehead.
+
+Second Lord This is your devoted friend, sir, the manifold
+ linguist and the armipotent soldier.
+
+BERTRAM I could endure any thing before but a cat, and now
+ he's a cat to me.
+
+First Soldier I perceive, sir, by the general's looks, we shall be
+ fain to hang you.
+
+PAROLLES My life, sir, in any case: not that I am afraid to
+ die; but that, my offences being many, I would
+ repent out the remainder of nature: let me live,
+ sir, in a dungeon, i' the stocks, or any where, so I may live.
+
+First Soldier We'll see what may be done, so you confess freely;
+ therefore, once more to this Captain Dumain: you
+ have answered to his reputation with the duke and to
+ his valour: what is his honesty?
+
+PAROLLES He will steal, sir, an egg out of a cloister: for
+ rapes and ravishments he parallels Nessus: he
+ professes not keeping of oaths; in breaking 'em he
+ is stronger than Hercules: he will lie, sir, with
+ such volubility, that you would think truth were a
+ fool: drunkenness is his best virtue, for he will
+ be swine-drunk; and in his sleep he does little
+ harm, save to his bed-clothes about him; but they
+ know his conditions and lay him in straw. I have but
+ little more to say, sir, of his honesty: he has
+ every thing that an honest man should not have; what
+ an honest man should have, he has nothing.
+
+First Lord I begin to love him for this.
+
+BERTRAM For this description of thine honesty? A pox upon
+ him for me, he's more and more a cat.
+
+First Soldier What say you to his expertness in war?
+
+PAROLLES Faith, sir, he has led the drum before the English
+ tragedians; to belie him, I will not, and more of
+ his soldiership I know not; except, in that country
+ he had the honour to be the officer at a place there
+ called Mile-end, to instruct for the doubling of
+ files: I would do the man what honour I can, but of
+ this I am not certain.
+
+First Lord He hath out-villained villany so far, that the
+ rarity redeems him.
+
+BERTRAM A pox on him, he's a cat still.
+
+First Soldier His qualities being at this poor price, I need not
+ to ask you if gold will corrupt him to revolt.
+
+PAROLLES Sir, for a quart d'ecu he will sell the fee-simple
+ of his salvation, the inheritance of it; and cut the
+ entail from all remainders, and a perpetual
+ succession for it perpetually.
+
+First Soldier What's his brother, the other Captain Dumain?
+
+Second Lord Why does be ask him of me?
+
+First Soldier What's he?
+
+PAROLLES E'en a crow o' the same nest; not altogether so
+ great as the first in goodness, but greater a great
+ deal in evil: he excels his brother for a coward,
+ yet his brother is reputed one of the best that is:
+ in a retreat he outruns any lackey; marry, in coming
+ on he has the cramp.
+
+First Soldier If your life be saved, will you undertake to betray
+ the Florentine?
+
+PAROLLES Ay, and the captain of his horse, Count Rousillon.
+
+First Soldier I'll whisper with the general, and know his pleasure.
+
+PAROLLES [Aside] I'll no more drumming; a plague of all
+ drums! Only to seem to deserve well, and to
+ beguile the supposition of that lascivious young boy
+ the count, have I run into this danger. Yet who
+ would have suspected an ambush where I was taken?
+
+First Soldier There is no remedy, sir, but you must die: the
+ general says, you that have so traitorously
+ discovered the secrets of your army and made such
+ pestiferous reports of men very nobly held, can
+ serve the world for no honest use; therefore you
+ must die. Come, headsman, off with his head.
+
+PAROLLES O Lord, sir, let me live, or let me see my death!
+
+First Lord That shall you, and take your leave of all your friends.
+
+ [Unblinding him]
+
+ So, look about you: know you any here?
+
+BERTRAM Good morrow, noble captain.
+
+Second Lord God bless you, Captain Parolles.
+
+First Lord God save you, noble captain.
+
+Second Lord Captain, what greeting will you to my Lord Lafeu?
+ I am for France.
+
+First Lord Good captain, will you give me a copy of the sonnet
+ you writ to Diana in behalf of the Count Rousillon?
+ an I were not a very coward, I'ld compel it of you:
+ but fare you well.
+
+ [Exeunt BERTRAM and Lords]
+
+First Soldier You are undone, captain, all but your scarf; that
+ has a knot on't yet
+
+PAROLLES Who cannot be crushed with a plot?
+
+First Soldier If you could find out a country where but women were
+ that had received so much shame, you might begin an
+ impudent nation. Fare ye well, sir; I am for France
+ too: we shall speak of you there.
+
+ [Exit with Soldiers]
+
+PAROLLES Yet am I thankful: if my heart were great,
+ 'Twould burst at this. Captain I'll be no more;
+ But I will eat and drink, and sleep as soft
+ As captain shall: simply the thing I am
+ Shall make me live. Who knows himself a braggart,
+ Let him fear this, for it will come to pass
+ that every braggart shall be found an ass.
+ Rust, sword? cool, blushes! and, Parolles, live
+ Safest in shame! being fool'd, by foolery thrive!
+ There's place and means for every man alive.
+ I'll after them.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Florence. The Widow's house.
+
+
+ [Enter HELENA, Widow, and DIANA]
+
+HELENA That you may well perceive I have not wrong'd you,
+ One of the greatest in the Christian world
+ Shall be my surety; 'fore whose throne 'tis needful,
+ Ere I can perfect mine intents, to kneel:
+ Time was, I did him a desired office,
+ Dear almost as his life; which gratitude
+ Through flinty Tartar's bosom would peep forth,
+ And answer, thanks: I duly am inform'd
+ His grace is at Marseilles; to which place
+ We have convenient convoy. You must know
+ I am supposed dead: the army breaking,
+ My husband hies him home; where, heaven aiding,
+ And by the leave of my good lord the king,
+ We'll be before our welcome.
+
+Widow Gentle madam,
+ You never had a servant to whose trust
+ Your business was more welcome.
+
+HELENA Nor you, mistress,
+ Ever a friend whose thoughts more truly labour
+ To recompense your love: doubt not but heaven
+ Hath brought me up to be your daughter's dower,
+ As it hath fated her to be my motive
+ And helper to a husband. But, O strange men!
+ That can such sweet use make of what they hate,
+ When saucy trusting of the cozen'd thoughts
+ Defiles the pitchy night: so lust doth play
+ With what it loathes for that which is away.
+ But more of this hereafter. You, Diana,
+ Under my poor instructions yet must suffer
+ Something in my behalf.
+
+DIANA Let death and honesty
+ Go with your impositions, I am yours
+ Upon your will to suffer.
+
+HELENA Yet, I pray you:
+ But with the word the time will bring on summer,
+ When briers shall have leaves as well as thorns,
+ And be as sweet as sharp. We must away;
+ Our wagon is prepared, and time revives us:
+ All's well that ends well; still the fine's the crown;
+ Whate'er the course, the end is the renown.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V Rousillon. The COUNT's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter COUNTESS, LAFEU, and Clown]
+
+LAFEU No, no, no, your son was misled with a snipt-taffeta
+ fellow there, whose villanous saffron would have
+ made all the unbaked and doughy youth of a nation in
+ his colour: your daughter-in-law had been alive at
+ this hour, and your son here at home, more advanced
+ by the king than by that red-tailed humble-bee I speak of.
+
+COUNTESS I would I had not known him; it was the death of the
+ most virtuous gentlewoman that ever nature had
+ praise for creating. If she had partaken of my
+ flesh, and cost me the dearest groans of a mother, I
+ could not have owed her a more rooted love.
+
+LAFEU 'Twas a good lady, 'twas a good lady: we may pick a
+ thousand salads ere we light on such another herb.
+
+Clown Indeed, sir, she was the sweet marjoram of the
+ salad, or rather, the herb of grace.
+
+LAFEU They are not herbs, you knave; they are nose-herbs.
+
+Clown I am no great Nebuchadnezzar, sir; I have not much
+ skill in grass.
+
+LAFEU Whether dost thou profess thyself, a knave or a fool?
+
+Clown A fool, sir, at a woman's service, and a knave at a man's.
+
+LAFEU Your distinction?
+
+Clown I would cozen the man of his wife and do his service.
+
+LAFEU So you were a knave at his service, indeed.
+
+Clown And I would give his wife my bauble, sir, to do her service.
+
+LAFEU I will subscribe for thee, thou art both knave and fool.
+
+Clown At your service.
+
+LAFEU No, no, no.
+
+Clown Why, sir, if I cannot serve you, I can serve as
+ great a prince as you are.
+
+LAFEU Who's that? a Frenchman?
+
+Clown Faith, sir, a' has an English name; but his fisnomy
+ is more hotter in France than there.
+
+LAFEU What prince is that?
+
+Clown The black prince, sir; alias, the prince of
+ darkness; alias, the devil.
+
+LAFEU Hold thee, there's my purse: I give thee not this
+ to suggest thee from thy master thou talkest of;
+ serve him still.
+
+Clown I am a woodland fellow, sir, that always loved a
+ great fire; and the master I speak of ever keeps a
+ good fire. But, sure, he is the prince of the
+ world; let his nobility remain in's court. I am for
+ the house with the narrow gate, which I take to be
+ too little for pomp to enter: some that humble
+ themselves may; but the many will be too chill and
+ tender, and they'll be for the flowery way that
+ leads to the broad gate and the great fire.
+
+LAFEU Go thy ways, I begin to be aweary of thee; and I
+ tell thee so before, because I would not fall out
+ with thee. Go thy ways: let my horses be well
+ looked to, without any tricks.
+
+Clown If I put any tricks upon 'em, sir, they shall be
+ jades' tricks; which are their own right by the law of nature.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LAFEU A shrewd knave and an unhappy.
+
+COUNTESS So he is. My lord that's gone made himself much
+ sport out of him: by his authority he remains here,
+ which he thinks is a patent for his sauciness; and,
+ indeed, he has no pace, but runs where he will.
+
+LAFEU I like him well; 'tis not amiss. And I was about to
+ tell you, since I heard of the good lady's death and
+ that my lord your son was upon his return home, I
+ moved the king my master to speak in the behalf of
+ my daughter; which, in the minority of them both,
+ his majesty, out of a self-gracious remembrance, did
+ first propose: his highness hath promised me to do
+ it: and, to stop up the displeasure he hath
+ conceived against your son, there is no fitter
+ matter. How does your ladyship like it?
+
+COUNTESS With very much content, my lord; and I wish it
+ happily effected.
+
+LAFEU His highness comes post from Marseilles, of as able
+ body as when he numbered thirty: he will be here
+ to-morrow, or I am deceived by him that in such
+ intelligence hath seldom failed.
+
+COUNTESS It rejoices me, that I hope I shall see him ere I
+ die. I have letters that my son will be here
+ to-night: I shall beseech your lordship to remain
+ with me till they meet together.
+
+LAFEU Madam, I was thinking with what manners I might
+ safely be admitted.
+
+COUNTESS You need but plead your honourable privilege.
+
+LAFEU Lady, of that I have made a bold charter; but I
+ thank my God it holds yet.
+
+ [Re-enter Clown]
+
+Clown O madam, yonder's my lord your son with a patch of
+ velvet on's face: whether there be a scar under't
+ or no, the velvet knows; but 'tis a goodly patch of
+ velvet: his left cheek is a cheek of two pile and a
+ half, but his right cheek is worn bare.
+
+LAFEU A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery
+ of honour; so belike is that.
+
+Clown But it is your carbonadoed face.
+
+LAFEU Let us go see your son, I pray you: I long to talk
+ with the young noble soldier.
+
+Clown Faith there's a dozen of 'em, with delicate fine
+ hats and most courteous feathers, which bow the head
+ and nod at every man.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+SCENE I Marseilles. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter HELENA, Widow, and DIANA, with two
+ Attendants]
+
+HELENA But this exceeding posting day and night
+ Must wear your spirits low; we cannot help it:
+ But since you have made the days and nights as one,
+ To wear your gentle limbs in my affairs,
+ Be bold you do so grow in my requital
+ As nothing can unroot you. In happy time;
+
+ [Enter a Gentleman]
+
+ This man may help me to his majesty's ear,
+ If he would spend his power. God save you, sir.
+
+Gentleman And you.
+
+HELENA Sir, I have seen you in the court of France.
+
+Gentleman I have been sometimes there.
+
+HELENA I do presume, sir, that you are not fallen
+ From the report that goes upon your goodness;
+ An therefore, goaded with most sharp occasions,
+ Which lay nice manners by, I put you to
+ The use of your own virtues, for the which
+ I shall continue thankful.
+
+Gentleman What's your will?
+
+HELENA That it will please you
+ To give this poor petition to the king,
+ And aid me with that store of power you have
+ To come into his presence.
+
+Gentleman The king's not here.
+
+HELENA Not here, sir!
+
+Gentleman Not, indeed:
+ He hence removed last night and with more haste
+ Than is his use.
+
+Widow Lord, how we lose our pains!
+
+HELENA ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL yet,
+ Though time seem so adverse and means unfit.
+ I do beseech you, whither is he gone?
+
+Gentleman Marry, as I take it, to Rousillon;
+ Whither I am going.
+
+HELENA I do beseech you, sir,
+ Since you are like to see the king before me,
+ Commend the paper to his gracious hand,
+ Which I presume shall render you no blame
+ But rather make you thank your pains for it.
+ I will come after you with what good speed
+ Our means will make us means.
+
+Gentleman This I'll do for you.
+
+HELENA And you shall find yourself to be well thank'd,
+ Whate'er falls more. We must to horse again.
+ Go, go, provide.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Rousillon. Before the COUNT's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter Clown, and PAROLLES, following]
+
+PAROLLES Good Monsieur Lavache, give my Lord Lafeu this
+ letter: I have ere now, sir, been better known to
+ you, when I have held familiarity with fresher
+ clothes; but I am now, sir, muddied in fortune's
+ mood, and smell somewhat strong of her strong
+ displeasure.
+
+Clown Truly, fortune's displeasure is but sluttish, if it
+ smell so strongly as thou speakest of: I will
+ henceforth eat no fish of fortune's buttering.
+ Prithee, allow the wind.
+
+PAROLLES Nay, you need not to stop your nose, sir; I spake
+ but by a metaphor.
+
+Clown Indeed, sir, if your metaphor stink, I will stop my
+ nose; or against any man's metaphor. Prithee, get
+ thee further.
+
+PAROLLES Pray you, sir, deliver me this paper.
+
+Clown Foh! prithee, stand away: a paper from fortune's
+ close-stool to give to a nobleman! Look, here he
+ comes himself.
+
+ [Enter LAFEU]
+
+ Here is a purr of fortune's, sir, or of fortune's
+ cat,--but not a musk-cat,--that has fallen into the
+ unclean fishpond of her displeasure, and, as he
+ says, is muddied withal: pray you, sir, use the
+ carp as you may; for he looks like a poor, decayed,
+ ingenious, foolish, rascally knave. I do pity his
+ distress in my similes of comfort and leave him to
+ your lordship.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PAROLLES My lord, I am a man whom fortune hath cruelly
+ scratched.
+
+LAFEU And what would you have me to do? 'Tis too late to
+ pare her nails now. Wherein have you played the
+ knave with fortune, that she should scratch you, who
+ of herself is a good lady and would not have knaves
+ thrive long under her? There's a quart d'ecu for
+ you: let the justices make you and fortune friends:
+ I am for other business.
+
+PAROLLES I beseech your honour to hear me one single word.
+
+LAFEU You beg a single penny more: come, you shall ha't;
+ save your word.
+
+PAROLLES My name, my good lord, is Parolles.
+
+LAFEU You beg more than 'word,' then. Cox my passion!
+ give me your hand. How does your drum?
+
+PAROLLES O my good lord, you were the first that found me!
+
+LAFEU Was I, in sooth? and I was the first that lost thee.
+
+PAROLLES It lies in you, my lord, to bring me in some grace,
+ for you did bring me out.
+
+LAFEU Out upon thee, knave! dost thou put upon me at once
+ both the office of God and the devil? One brings
+ thee in grace and the other brings thee out.
+
+ [Trumpets sound]
+
+ The king's coming; I know by his trumpets. Sirrah,
+ inquire further after me; I had talk of you last
+ night: though you are a fool and a knave, you shall
+ eat; go to, follow.
+
+PAROLLES I praise God for you.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III Rousillon. The COUNT's palace.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING, COUNTESS, LAFEU, the two
+ French Lords, with Attendants]
+
+KING We lost a jewel of her; and our esteem
+ Was made much poorer by it: but your son,
+ As mad in folly, lack'd the sense to know
+ Her estimation home.
+
+COUNTESS 'Tis past, my liege;
+ And I beseech your majesty to make it
+ Natural rebellion, done i' the blaze of youth;
+ When oil and fire, too strong for reason's force,
+ O'erbears it and burns on.
+
+KING My honour'd lady,
+ I have forgiven and forgotten all;
+ Though my revenges were high bent upon him,
+ And watch'd the time to shoot.
+
+LAFEU This I must say,
+ But first I beg my pardon, the young lord
+ Did to his majesty, his mother and his lady
+ Offence of mighty note; but to himself
+ The greatest wrong of all. He lost a wife
+ Whose beauty did astonish the survey
+ Of richest eyes, whose words all ears took captive,
+ Whose dear perfection hearts that scorn'd to serve
+ Humbly call'd mistress.
+
+KING Praising what is lost
+ Makes the remembrance dear. Well, call him hither;
+ We are reconciled, and the first view shall kill
+ All repetition: let him not ask our pardon;
+ The nature of his great offence is dead,
+ And deeper than oblivion we do bury
+ The incensing relics of it: let him approach,
+ A stranger, no offender; and inform him
+ So 'tis our will he should.
+
+Gentleman I shall, my liege.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING What says he to your daughter? have you spoke?
+
+LAFEU All that he is hath reference to your highness.
+
+KING Then shall we have a match. I have letters sent me
+ That set him high in fame.
+
+ [Enter BERTRAM]
+
+LAFEU He looks well on't.
+
+KING I am not a day of season,
+ For thou mayst see a sunshine and a hail
+ In me at once: but to the brightest beams
+ Distracted clouds give way; so stand thou forth;
+ The time is fair again.
+
+BERTRAM My high-repented blames,
+ Dear sovereign, pardon to me.
+
+KING All is whole;
+ Not one word more of the consumed time.
+ Let's take the instant by the forward top;
+ For we are old, and on our quick'st decrees
+ The inaudible and noiseless foot of Time
+ Steals ere we can effect them. You remember
+ The daughter of this lord?
+
+BERTRAM Admiringly, my liege, at first
+ I stuck my choice upon her, ere my heart
+ Durst make too bold a herald of my tongue
+ Where the impression of mine eye infixing,
+ Contempt his scornful perspective did lend me,
+ Which warp'd the line of every other favour;
+ Scorn'd a fair colour, or express'd it stolen;
+ Extended or contracted all proportions
+ To a most hideous object: thence it came
+ That she whom all men praised and whom myself,
+ Since I have lost, have loved, was in mine eye
+ The dust that did offend it.
+
+KING Well excused:
+ That thou didst love her, strikes some scores away
+ From the great compt: but love that comes too late,
+ Like a remorseful pardon slowly carried,
+ To the great sender turns a sour offence,
+ Crying, 'That's good that's gone.' Our rash faults
+ Make trivial price of serious things we have,
+ Not knowing them until we know their grave:
+ Oft our displeasures, to ourselves unjust,
+ Destroy our friends and after weep their dust
+ Our own love waking cries to see what's done,
+ While shame full late sleeps out the afternoon.
+ Be this sweet Helen's knell, and now forget her.
+ Send forth your amorous token for fair Maudlin:
+ The main consents are had; and here we'll stay
+ To see our widower's second marriage-day.
+
+COUNTESS Which better than the first, O dear heaven, bless!
+ Or, ere they meet, in me, O nature, cesse!
+
+LAFEU Come on, my son, in whom my house's name
+ Must be digested, give a favour from you
+ To sparkle in the spirits of my daughter,
+ That she may quickly come.
+
+ [BERTRAM gives a ring]
+
+ By my old beard,
+ And every hair that's on't, Helen, that's dead,
+ Was a sweet creature: such a ring as this,
+ The last that e'er I took her at court,
+ I saw upon her finger.
+
+BERTRAM Hers it was not.
+
+KING Now, pray you, let me see it; for mine eye,
+ While I was speaking, oft was fasten'd to't.
+ This ring was mine; and, when I gave it Helen,
+ I bade her, if her fortunes ever stood
+ Necessitied to help, that by this token
+ I would relieve her. Had you that craft, to reave
+ her
+ Of what should stead her most?
+
+BERTRAM My gracious sovereign,
+ Howe'er it pleases you to take it so,
+ The ring was never hers.
+
+COUNTESS Son, on my life,
+ I have seen her wear it; and she reckon'd it
+ At her life's rate.
+
+LAFEU I am sure I saw her wear it.
+
+BERTRAM You are deceived, my lord; she never saw it:
+ In Florence was it from a casement thrown me,
+ Wrapp'd in a paper, which contain'd the name
+ Of her that threw it: noble she was, and thought
+ I stood engaged: but when I had subscribed
+ To mine own fortune and inform'd her fully
+ I could not answer in that course of honour
+ As she had made the overture, she ceased
+ In heavy satisfaction and would never
+ Receive the ring again.
+
+KING Plutus himself,
+ That knows the tinct and multiplying medicine,
+ Hath not in nature's mystery more science
+ Than I have in this ring: 'twas mine, 'twas Helen's,
+ Whoever gave it you. Then, if you know
+ That you are well acquainted with yourself,
+ Confess 'twas hers, and by what rough enforcement
+ You got it from her: she call'd the saints to surety
+ That she would never put it from her finger,
+ Unless she gave it to yourself in bed,
+ Where you have never come, or sent it us
+ Upon her great disaster.
+
+BERTRAM She never saw it.
+
+KING Thou speak'st it falsely, as I love mine honour;
+ And makest conjectural fears to come into me
+ Which I would fain shut out. If it should prove
+ That thou art so inhuman,--'twill not prove so;--
+ And yet I know not: thou didst hate her deadly,
+ And she is dead; which nothing, but to close
+ Her eyes myself, could win me to believe,
+ More than to see this ring. Take him away.
+
+ [Guards seize BERTRAM]
+
+ My fore-past proofs, howe'er the matter fall,
+ Shall tax my fears of little vanity,
+ Having vainly fear'd too little. Away with him!
+ We'll sift this matter further.
+
+BERTRAM If you shall prove
+ This ring was ever hers, you shall as easy
+ Prove that I husbanded her bed in Florence,
+ Where yet she never was.
+
+ [Exit, guarded]
+
+KING I am wrapp'd in dismal thinkings.
+
+ [Enter a Gentleman]
+
+Gentleman Gracious sovereign,
+ Whether I have been to blame or no, I know not:
+ Here's a petition from a Florentine,
+ Who hath for four or five removes come short
+ To tender it herself. I undertook it,
+ Vanquish'd thereto by the fair grace and speech
+ Of the poor suppliant, who by this I know
+ Is here attending: her business looks in her
+ With an importing visage; and she told me,
+ In a sweet verbal brief, it did concern
+ Your highness with herself.
+
+KING [Reads] Upon his many protestations to marry me
+ when his wife was dead, I blush to say it, he won
+ me. Now is the Count Rousillon a widower: his vows
+ are forfeited to me, and my honour's paid to him. He
+ stole from Florence, taking no leave, and I follow
+ him to his country for justice: grant it me, O
+ king! in you it best lies; otherwise a seducer
+ flourishes, and a poor maid is undone.
+ DIANA CAPILET.
+
+LAFEU I will buy me a son-in-law in a fair, and toll for
+ this: I'll none of him.
+
+KING The heavens have thought well on thee Lafeu,
+ To bring forth this discovery. Seek these suitors:
+ Go speedily and bring again the count.
+ I am afeard the life of Helen, lady,
+ Was foully snatch'd.
+
+COUNTESS Now, justice on the doers!
+
+ [Re-enter BERTRAM, guarded]
+
+KING I wonder, sir, sith wives are monsters to you,
+ And that you fly them as you swear them lordship,
+ Yet you desire to marry.
+
+ [Enter Widow and DIANA]
+
+ What woman's that?
+
+DIANA I am, my lord, a wretched Florentine,
+ Derived from the ancient Capilet:
+ My suit, as I do understand, you know,
+ And therefore know how far I may be pitied.
+
+Widow I am her mother, sir, whose age and honour
+ Both suffer under this complaint we bring,
+ And both shall cease, without your remedy.
+
+KING Come hither, count; do you know these women?
+
+BERTRAM My lord, I neither can nor will deny
+ But that I know them: do they charge me further?
+
+DIANA Why do you look so strange upon your wife?
+
+BERTRAM She's none of mine, my lord.
+
+DIANA If you shall marry,
+ You give away this hand, and that is mine;
+ You give away heaven's vows, and those are mine;
+ You give away myself, which is known mine;
+ For I by vow am so embodied yours,
+ That she which marries you must marry me,
+ Either both or none.
+
+LAFEU Your reputation comes too short for my daughter; you
+ are no husband for her.
+
+BERTRAM My lord, this is a fond and desperate creature,
+ Whom sometime I have laugh'd with: let your highness
+ Lay a more noble thought upon mine honour
+ Than for to think that I would sink it here.
+
+KING Sir, for my thoughts, you have them ill to friend
+ Till your deeds gain them: fairer prove your honour
+ Than in my thought it lies.
+
+DIANA Good my lord,
+ Ask him upon his oath, if he does think
+ He had not my virginity.
+
+KING What say'st thou to her?
+
+BERTRAM She's impudent, my lord,
+ And was a common gamester to the camp.
+
+DIANA He does me wrong, my lord; if I were so,
+ He might have bought me at a common price:
+ Do not believe him. O, behold this ring,
+ Whose high respect and rich validity
+ Did lack a parallel; yet for all that
+ He gave it to a commoner o' the camp,
+ If I be one.
+
+COUNTESS He blushes, and 'tis it:
+ Of six preceding ancestors, that gem,
+ Conferr'd by testament to the sequent issue,
+ Hath it been owed and worn. This is his wife;
+ That ring's a thousand proofs.
+
+KING Methought you said
+ You saw one here in court could witness it.
+
+DIANA I did, my lord, but loath am to produce
+ So bad an instrument: his name's Parolles.
+
+LAFEU I saw the man to-day, if man he be.
+
+KING Find him, and bring him hither.
+
+ [Exit an Attendant]
+
+BERTRAM What of him?
+ He's quoted for a most perfidious slave,
+ With all the spots o' the world tax'd and debosh'd;
+ Whose nature sickens but to speak a truth.
+ Am I or that or this for what he'll utter,
+ That will speak any thing?
+
+KING She hath that ring of yours.
+
+BERTRAM I think she has: certain it is I liked her,
+ And boarded her i' the wanton way of youth:
+ She knew her distance and did angle for me,
+ Madding my eagerness with her restraint,
+ As all impediments in fancy's course
+ Are motives of more fancy; and, in fine,
+ Her infinite cunning, with her modern grace,
+ Subdued me to her rate: she got the ring;
+ And I had that which any inferior might
+ At market-price have bought.
+
+DIANA I must be patient:
+ You, that have turn'd off a first so noble wife,
+ May justly diet me. I pray you yet;
+ Since you lack virtue, I will lose a husband;
+ Send for your ring, I will return it home,
+ And give me mine again.
+
+BERTRAM I have it not.
+
+KING What ring was yours, I pray you?
+
+DIANA Sir, much like
+ The same upon your finger.
+
+KING Know you this ring? this ring was his of late.
+
+DIANA And this was it I gave him, being abed.
+
+KING The story then goes false, you threw it him
+ Out of a casement.
+
+DIANA I have spoke the truth.
+
+ [Enter PAROLLES]
+
+BERTRAM My lord, I do confess the ring was hers.
+
+KING You boggle shrewdly, every feather stars you.
+ Is this the man you speak of?
+
+DIANA Ay, my lord.
+
+KING Tell me, sirrah, but tell me true, I charge you,
+ Not fearing the displeasure of your master,
+ Which on your just proceeding I'll keep off,
+ By him and by this woman here what know you?
+
+PAROLLES So please your majesty, my master hath been an
+ honourable gentleman: tricks he hath had in him,
+ which gentlemen have.
+
+KING Come, come, to the purpose: did he love this woman?
+
+PAROLLES Faith, sir, he did love her; but how?
+
+KING How, I pray you?
+
+PAROLLES He did love her, sir, as a gentleman loves a woman.
+
+KING How is that?
+
+PAROLLES He loved her, sir, and loved her not.
+
+KING As thou art a knave, and no knave. What an
+ equivocal companion is this!
+
+PAROLLES I am a poor man, and at your majesty's command.
+
+LAFEU He's a good drum, my lord, but a naughty orator.
+
+DIANA Do you know he promised me marriage?
+
+PAROLLES Faith, I know more than I'll speak.
+
+KING But wilt thou not speak all thou knowest?
+
+PAROLLES Yes, so please your majesty. I did go between them,
+ as I said; but more than that, he loved her: for
+ indeed he was mad for her, and talked of Satan and
+ of Limbo and of Furies and I know not what: yet I
+ was in that credit with them at that time that I
+ knew of their going to bed, and of other motions,
+ as promising her marriage, and things which would
+ derive me ill will to speak of; therefore I will not
+ speak what I know.
+
+KING Thou hast spoken all already, unless thou canst say
+ they are married: but thou art too fine in thy
+ evidence; therefore stand aside.
+ This ring, you say, was yours?
+
+DIANA Ay, my good lord.
+
+KING Where did you buy it? or who gave it you?
+
+DIANA It was not given me, nor I did not buy it.
+
+KING Who lent it you?
+
+DIANA It was not lent me neither.
+
+KING Where did you find it, then?
+
+DIANA I found it not.
+
+KING If it were yours by none of all these ways,
+ How could you give it him?
+
+DIANA I never gave it him.
+
+LAFEU This woman's an easy glove, my lord; she goes off
+ and on at pleasure.
+
+KING This ring was mine; I gave it his first wife.
+
+DIANA It might be yours or hers, for aught I know.
+
+KING Take her away; I do not like her now;
+ To prison with her: and away with him.
+ Unless thou tell'st me where thou hadst this ring,
+ Thou diest within this hour.
+
+DIANA I'll never tell you.
+
+KING Take her away.
+
+DIANA I'll put in bail, my liege.
+
+KING I think thee now some common customer.
+
+DIANA By Jove, if ever I knew man, 'twas you.
+
+KING Wherefore hast thou accused him all this while?
+
+DIANA Because he's guilty, and he is not guilty:
+ He knows I am no maid, and he'll swear to't;
+ I'll swear I am a maid, and he knows not.
+ Great king, I am no strumpet, by my life;
+ I am either maid, or else this old man's wife.
+
+KING She does abuse our ears: to prison with her.
+
+DIANA Good mother, fetch my bail. Stay, royal sir:
+
+ [Exit Widow]
+
+ The jeweller that owes the ring is sent for,
+ And he shall surety me. But for this lord,
+ Who hath abused me, as he knows himself,
+ Though yet he never harm'd me, here I quit him:
+ He knows himself my bed he hath defiled;
+ And at that time he got his wife with child:
+ Dead though she be, she feels her young one kick:
+ So there's my riddle: one that's dead is quick:
+ And now behold the meaning.
+
+ [Re-enter Widow, with HELENA]
+
+KING Is there no exorcist
+ Beguiles the truer office of mine eyes?
+ Is't real that I see?
+
+HELENA No, my good lord;
+ 'Tis but the shadow of a wife you see,
+ The name and not the thing.
+
+BERTRAM Both, both. O, pardon!
+
+HELENA O my good lord, when I was like this maid,
+ I found you wondrous kind. There is your ring;
+ And, look you, here's your letter; this it says:
+ 'When from my finger you can get this ring
+ And are by me with child,' &c. This is done:
+ Will you be mine, now you are doubly won?
+
+BERTRAM If she, my liege, can make me know this clearly,
+ I'll love her dearly, ever, ever dearly.
+
+HELENA If it appear not plain and prove untrue,
+ Deadly divorce step between me and you!
+ O my dear mother, do I see you living?
+
+LAFEU Mine eyes smell onions; I shall weep anon:
+
+ [To PAROLLES]
+
+ Good Tom Drum, lend me a handkercher: so,
+ I thank thee: wait on me home, I'll make sport with thee:
+ Let thy courtesies alone, they are scurvy ones.
+
+KING Let us from point to point this story know,
+ To make the even truth in pleasure flow.
+
+ [To DIANA]
+
+ If thou be'st yet a fresh uncropped flower,
+ Choose thou thy husband, and I'll pay thy dower;
+ For I can guess that by thy honest aid
+ Thou keep'st a wife herself, thyself a maid.
+ Of that and all the progress, more or less,
+ Resolvedly more leisure shall express:
+ All yet seems well; and if it end so meet,
+ The bitter past, more welcome is the sweet.
+
+ [Flourish]
+
+
+
+
+ ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
+
+ EPILOGUE
+
+
+KING The king's a beggar, now the play is done:
+ All is well ended, if this suit be won,
+ That you express content; which we will pay,
+ With strife to please you, day exceeding day:
+ Ours be your patience then, and yours our parts;
+ Your gentle hands lend us, and take our hearts.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+DUKE SENIOR living in banishment.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK his brother, an usurper of his dominions.
+
+
+AMIENS |
+ | lords attending on the banished duke.
+JAQUES |
+
+
+LE BEAU a courtier attending upon Frederick.
+
+CHARLES wrestler to Frederick.
+
+
+OLIVER |
+ |
+JAQUES (JAQUES DE BOYS:) | sons of Sir Rowland de Boys.
+ |
+ORLANDO |
+
+
+ADAM |
+ | servants to Oliver.
+DENNIS |
+
+
+TOUCHSTONE a clown.
+
+SIR OLIVER MARTEXT a vicar.
+
+
+CORIN |
+ | shepherds.
+SILVIUS |
+
+
+WILLIAM a country fellow in love with Audrey.
+
+ A person representing HYMEN. (HYMEN:)
+
+ROSALIND daughter to the banished duke.
+
+CELIA daughter to Frederick.
+
+PHEBE a shepherdess.
+
+AUDREY a country wench.
+
+ Lords, pages, and attendants, &c.
+ (Forester:)
+ (A Lord:)
+ (First Lord:)
+ (Second Lord:)
+ (First Page:)
+ (Second Page:)
+
+
+SCENE Oliver's house; Duke Frederick's court; and the
+ Forest of Arden.
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Orchard of Oliver's house.
+
+
+ [Enter ORLANDO and ADAM]
+
+ORLANDO As I remember, Adam, it was upon this fashion
+ bequeathed me by will but poor a thousand crowns,
+ and, as thou sayest, charged my brother, on his
+ blessing, to breed me well: and there begins my
+ sadness. My brother Jaques he keeps at school, and
+ report speaks goldenly of his profit: for my part,
+ he keeps me rustically at home, or, to speak more
+ properly, stays me here at home unkept; for call you
+ that keeping for a gentleman of my birth, that
+ differs not from the stalling of an ox? His horses
+ are bred better; for, besides that they are fair
+ with their feeding, they are taught their manage,
+ and to that end riders dearly hired: but I, his
+ brother, gain nothing under him but growth; for the
+ which his animals on his dunghills are as much
+ bound to him as I. Besides this nothing that he so
+ plentifully gives me, the something that nature gave
+ me his countenance seems to take from me: he lets
+ me feed with his hinds, bars me the place of a
+ brother, and, as much as in him lies, mines my
+ gentility with my education. This is it, Adam, that
+ grieves me; and the spirit of my father, which I
+ think is within me, begins to mutiny against this
+ servitude: I will no longer endure it, though yet I
+ know no wise remedy how to avoid it.
+
+ADAM Yonder comes my master, your brother.
+
+ORLANDO Go apart, Adam, and thou shalt hear how he will
+ shake me up.
+
+ [Enter OLIVER]
+
+OLIVER Now, sir! what make you here?
+
+ORLANDO Nothing: I am not taught to make any thing.
+
+OLIVER What mar you then, sir?
+
+ORLANDO Marry, sir, I am helping you to mar that which God
+ made, a poor unworthy brother of yours, with idleness.
+
+OLIVER Marry, sir, be better employed, and be naught awhile.
+
+ORLANDO Shall I keep your hogs and eat husks with them?
+ What prodigal portion have I spent, that I should
+ come to such penury?
+
+OLIVER Know you where your are, sir?
+
+ORLANDO O, sir, very well; here in your orchard.
+
+OLIVER Know you before whom, sir?
+
+ORLANDO Ay, better than him I am before knows me. I know
+ you are my eldest brother; and, in the gentle
+ condition of blood, you should so know me. The
+ courtesy of nations allows you my better, in that
+ you are the first-born; but the same tradition
+ takes not away my blood, were there twenty brothers
+ betwixt us: I have as much of my father in me as
+ you; albeit, I confess, your coming before me is
+ nearer to his reverence.
+
+OLIVER What, boy!
+
+ORLANDO Come, come, elder brother, you are too young in this.
+
+OLIVER Wilt thou lay hands on me, villain?
+
+ORLANDO I am no villain; I am the youngest son of Sir
+ Rowland de Boys; he was my father, and he is thrice
+ a villain that says such a father begot villains.
+ Wert thou not my brother, I would not take this hand
+ from thy throat till this other had pulled out thy
+ tongue for saying so: thou hast railed on thyself.
+
+ADAM Sweet masters, be patient: for your father's
+ remembrance, be at accord.
+
+OLIVER Let me go, I say.
+
+ORLANDO I will not, till I please: you shall hear me. My
+ father charged you in his will to give me good
+ education: you have trained me like a peasant,
+ obscuring and hiding from me all gentleman-like
+ qualities. The spirit of my father grows strong in
+ me, and I will no longer endure it: therefore allow
+ me such exercises as may become a gentleman, or
+ give me the poor allottery my father left me by
+ testament; with that I will go buy my fortunes.
+
+OLIVER And what wilt thou do? beg, when that is spent?
+ Well, sir, get you in: I will not long be troubled
+ with you; you shall have some part of your will: I
+ pray you, leave me.
+
+ORLANDO I will no further offend you than becomes me for my good.
+
+OLIVER Get you with him, you old dog.
+
+ADAM Is 'old dog' my reward? Most true, I have lost my
+ teeth in your service. God be with my old master!
+ he would not have spoke such a word.
+
+ [Exeunt ORLANDO and ADAM]
+
+OLIVER Is it even so? begin you to grow upon me? I will
+ physic your rankness, and yet give no thousand
+ crowns neither. Holla, Dennis!
+
+ [Enter DENNIS]
+
+DENNIS Calls your worship?
+
+OLIVER Was not Charles, the duke's wrestler, here to speak with me?
+
+DENNIS So please you, he is here at the door and importunes
+ access to you.
+
+OLIVER Call him in.
+
+ [Exit DENNIS]
+
+ 'Twill be a good way; and to-morrow the wrestling is.
+
+ [Enter CHARLES]
+
+CHARLES Good morrow to your worship.
+
+OLIVER Good Monsieur Charles, what's the new news at the
+ new court?
+
+CHARLES There's no news at the court, sir, but the old news:
+ that is, the old duke is banished by his younger
+ brother the new duke; and three or four loving lords
+ have put themselves into voluntary exile with him,
+ whose lands and revenues enrich the new duke;
+ therefore he gives them good leave to wander.
+
+OLIVER Can you tell if Rosalind, the duke's daughter, be
+ banished with her father?
+
+CHARLES O, no; for the duke's daughter, her cousin, so loves
+ her, being ever from their cradles bred together,
+ that she would have followed her exile, or have died
+ to stay behind her. She is at the court, and no
+ less beloved of her uncle than his own daughter; and
+ never two ladies loved as they do.
+
+OLIVER Where will the old duke live?
+
+CHARLES They say he is already in the forest of Arden, and
+ a many merry men with him; and there they live like
+ the old Robin Hood of England: they say many young
+ gentlemen flock to him every day, and fleet the time
+ carelessly, as they did in the golden world.
+
+OLIVER What, you wrestle to-morrow before the new duke?
+
+CHARLES Marry, do I, sir; and I came to acquaint you with a
+ matter. I am given, sir, secretly to understand
+ that your younger brother Orlando hath a disposition
+ to come in disguised against me to try a fall.
+ To-morrow, sir, I wrestle for my credit; and he that
+ escapes me without some broken limb shall acquit him
+ well. Your brother is but young and tender; and,
+ for your love, I would be loath to foil him, as I
+ must, for my own honour, if he come in: therefore,
+ out of my love to you, I came hither to acquaint you
+ withal, that either you might stay him from his
+ intendment or brook such disgrace well as he shall
+ run into, in that it is a thing of his own search
+ and altogether against my will.
+
+OLIVER Charles, I thank thee for thy love to me, which
+ thou shalt find I will most kindly requite. I had
+ myself notice of my brother's purpose herein and
+ have by underhand means laboured to dissuade him from
+ it, but he is resolute. I'll tell thee, Charles:
+ it is the stubbornest young fellow of France, full
+ of ambition, an envious emulator of every man's
+ good parts, a secret and villanous contriver against
+ me his natural brother: therefore use thy
+ discretion; I had as lief thou didst break his neck
+ as his finger. And thou wert best look to't; for if
+ thou dost him any slight disgrace or if he do not
+ mightily grace himself on thee, he will practise
+ against thee by poison, entrap thee by some
+ treacherous device and never leave thee till he
+ hath ta'en thy life by some indirect means or other;
+ for, I assure thee, and almost with tears I speak
+ it, there is not one so young and so villanous this
+ day living. I speak but brotherly of him; but
+ should I anatomize him to thee as he is, I must
+ blush and weep and thou must look pale and wonder.
+
+CHARLES I am heartily glad I came hither to you. If he come
+ to-morrow, I'll give him his payment: if ever he go
+ alone again, I'll never wrestle for prize more: and
+ so God keep your worship!
+
+OLIVER Farewell, good Charles.
+
+ [Exit CHARLES]
+
+ Now will I stir this gamester: I hope I shall see
+ an end of him; for my soul, yet I know not why,
+ hates nothing more than he. Yet he's gentle, never
+ schooled and yet learned, full of noble device, of
+ all sorts enchantingly beloved, and indeed so much
+ in the heart of the world, and especially of my own
+ people, who best know him, that I am altogether
+ misprised: but it shall not be so long; this
+ wrestler shall clear all: nothing remains but that
+ I kindle the boy thither; which now I'll go about.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II Lawn before the Duke's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter CELIA and ROSALIND]
+
+CELIA I pray thee, Rosalind, sweet my coz, be merry.
+
+ROSALIND Dear Celia, I show more mirth than I am mistress of;
+ and would you yet I were merrier? Unless you could
+ teach me to forget a banished father, you must not
+ learn me how to remember any extraordinary pleasure.
+
+CELIA Herein I see thou lovest me not with the full weight
+ that I love thee. If my uncle, thy banished father,
+ had banished thy uncle, the duke my father, so thou
+ hadst been still with me, I could have taught my
+ love to take thy father for mine: so wouldst thou,
+ if the truth of thy love to me were so righteously
+ tempered as mine is to thee.
+
+ROSALIND Well, I will forget the condition of my estate, to
+ rejoice in yours.
+
+CELIA You know my father hath no child but I, nor none is
+ like to have: and, truly, when he dies, thou shalt
+ be his heir, for what he hath taken away from thy
+ father perforce, I will render thee again in
+ affection; by mine honour, I will; and when I break
+ that oath, let me turn monster: therefore, my
+ sweet Rose, my dear Rose, be merry.
+
+ROSALIND From henceforth I will, coz, and devise sports. Let
+ me see; what think you of falling in love?
+
+CELIA Marry, I prithee, do, to make sport withal: but
+ love no man in good earnest; nor no further in sport
+ neither than with safety of a pure blush thou mayst
+ in honour come off again.
+
+ROSALIND What shall be our sport, then?
+
+CELIA Let us sit and mock the good housewife Fortune from
+ her wheel, that her gifts may henceforth be bestowed equally.
+
+ROSALIND I would we could do so, for her benefits are
+ mightily misplaced, and the bountiful blind woman
+ doth most mistake in her gifts to women.
+
+CELIA 'Tis true; for those that she makes fair she scarce
+ makes honest, and those that she makes honest she
+ makes very ill-favouredly.
+
+ROSALIND Nay, now thou goest from Fortune's office to
+ Nature's: Fortune reigns in gifts of the world,
+ not in the lineaments of Nature.
+
+ [Enter TOUCHSTONE]
+
+CELIA No? when Nature hath made a fair creature, may she
+ not by Fortune fall into the fire? Though Nature
+ hath given us wit to flout at Fortune, hath not
+ Fortune sent in this fool to cut off the argument?
+
+ROSALIND Indeed, there is Fortune too hard for Nature, when
+ Fortune makes Nature's natural the cutter-off of
+ Nature's wit.
+
+CELIA Peradventure this is not Fortune's work neither, but
+ Nature's; who perceiveth our natural wits too dull
+ to reason of such goddesses and hath sent this
+ natural for our whetstone; for always the dulness of
+ the fool is the whetstone of the wits. How now,
+ wit! whither wander you?
+
+TOUCHSTONE Mistress, you must come away to your father.
+
+CELIA Were you made the messenger?
+
+TOUCHSTONE No, by mine honour, but I was bid to come for you.
+
+ROSALIND Where learned you that oath, fool?
+
+TOUCHSTONE Of a certain knight that swore by his honour they
+ were good pancakes and swore by his honour the
+ mustard was naught: now I'll stand to it, the
+ pancakes were naught and the mustard was good, and
+ yet was not the knight forsworn.
+
+CELIA How prove you that, in the great heap of your
+ knowledge?
+
+ROSALIND Ay, marry, now unmuzzle your wisdom.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Stand you both forth now: stroke your chins, and
+ swear by your beards that I am a knave.
+
+CELIA By our beards, if we had them, thou art.
+
+TOUCHSTONE By my knavery, if I had it, then I were; but if you
+ swear by that that is not, you are not forsworn: no
+ more was this knight swearing by his honour, for he
+ never had any; or if he had, he had sworn it away
+ before ever he saw those pancakes or that mustard.
+
+CELIA Prithee, who is't that thou meanest?
+
+TOUCHSTONE One that old Frederick, your father, loves.
+
+CELIA My father's love is enough to honour him: enough!
+ speak no more of him; you'll be whipped for taxation
+ one of these days.
+
+TOUCHSTONE The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what
+ wise men do foolishly.
+
+CELIA By my troth, thou sayest true; for since the little
+ wit that fools have was silenced, the little foolery
+ that wise men have makes a great show. Here comes
+ Monsieur Le Beau.
+
+ROSALIND With his mouth full of news.
+
+CELIA Which he will put on us, as pigeons feed their young.
+
+ROSALIND Then shall we be news-crammed.
+
+CELIA All the better; we shall be the more marketable.
+
+ [Enter LE BEAU]
+
+ Bon jour, Monsieur Le Beau: what's the news?
+
+LE BEAU Fair princess, you have lost much good sport.
+
+CELIA Sport! of what colour?
+
+LE BEAU What colour, madam! how shall I answer you?
+
+ROSALIND As wit and fortune will.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Or as the Destinies decree.
+
+CELIA Well said: that was laid on with a trowel.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Nay, if I keep not my rank,--
+
+ROSALIND Thou losest thy old smell.
+
+LE BEAU You amaze me, ladies: I would have told you of good
+ wrestling, which you have lost the sight of.
+
+ROSALIND You tell us the manner of the wrestling.
+
+LE BEAU I will tell you the beginning; and, if it please
+ your ladyships, you may see the end; for the best is
+ yet to do; and here, where you are, they are coming
+ to perform it.
+
+CELIA Well, the beginning, that is dead and buried.
+
+LE BEAU There comes an old man and his three sons,--
+
+CELIA I could match this beginning with an old tale.
+
+LE BEAU Three proper young men, of excellent growth and presence.
+
+ROSALIND With bills on their necks, 'Be it known unto all men
+ by these presents.'
+
+LE BEAU The eldest of the three wrestled with Charles, the
+ duke's wrestler; which Charles in a moment threw him
+ and broke three of his ribs, that there is little
+ hope of life in him: so he served the second, and
+ so the third. Yonder they lie; the poor old man,
+ their father, making such pitiful dole over them
+ that all the beholders take his part with weeping.
+
+ROSALIND Alas!
+
+TOUCHSTONE But what is the sport, monsieur, that the ladies
+ have lost?
+
+LE BEAU Why, this that I speak of.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Thus men may grow wiser every day: it is the first
+ time that ever I heard breaking of ribs was sport
+ for ladies.
+
+CELIA Or I, I promise thee.
+
+ROSALIND But is there any else longs to see this broken music
+ in his sides? is there yet another dotes upon
+ rib-breaking? Shall we see this wrestling, cousin?
+
+LE BEAU You must, if you stay here; for here is the place
+ appointed for the wrestling, and they are ready to
+ perform it.
+
+CELIA Yonder, sure, they are coming: let us now stay and see it.
+
+ [Flourish. Enter DUKE FREDERICK, Lords, ORLANDO,
+ CHARLES, and Attendants]
+
+DUKE FREDERICK Come on: since the youth will not be entreated, his
+ own peril on his forwardness.
+
+ROSALIND Is yonder the man?
+
+LE BEAU Even he, madam.
+
+CELIA Alas, he is too young! yet he looks successfully.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK How now, daughter and cousin! are you crept hither
+ to see the wrestling?
+
+ROSALIND Ay, my liege, so please you give us leave.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK You will take little delight in it, I can tell you;
+ there is such odds in the man. In pity of the
+ challenger's youth I would fain dissuade him, but he
+ will not be entreated. Speak to him, ladies; see if
+ you can move him.
+
+CELIA Call him hither, good Monsieur Le Beau.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK Do so: I'll not be by.
+
+LE BEAU Monsieur the challenger, the princesses call for you.
+
+ORLANDO I attend them with all respect and duty.
+
+ROSALIND Young man, have you challenged Charles the wrestler?
+
+ORLANDO No, fair princess; he is the general challenger: I
+ come but in, as others do, to try with him the
+ strength of my youth.
+
+CELIA Young gentleman, your spirits are too bold for your
+ years. You have seen cruel proof of this man's
+ strength: if you saw yourself with your eyes or
+ knew yourself with your judgment, the fear of your
+ adventure would counsel you to a more equal
+ enterprise. We pray you, for your own sake, to
+ embrace your own safety and give over this attempt.
+
+ROSALIND Do, young sir; your reputation shall not therefore
+ be misprised: we will make it our suit to the duke
+ that the wrestling might not go forward.
+
+ORLANDO I beseech you, punish me not with your hard
+ thoughts; wherein I confess me much guilty, to deny
+ so fair and excellent ladies any thing. But let
+ your fair eyes and gentle wishes go with me to my
+ trial: wherein if I be foiled, there is but one
+ shamed that was never gracious; if killed, but one
+ dead that was willing to be so: I shall do my
+ friends no wrong, for I have none to lament me, the
+ world no injury, for in it I have nothing; only in
+ the world I fill up a place, which may be better
+ supplied when I have made it empty.
+
+ROSALIND The little strength that I have, I would it were with you.
+
+CELIA And mine, to eke out hers.
+
+ROSALIND Fare you well: pray heaven I be deceived in you!
+
+CELIA Your heart's desires be with you!
+
+CHARLES Come, where is this young gallant that is so
+ desirous to lie with his mother earth?
+
+ORLANDO Ready, sir; but his will hath in it a more modest working.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK You shall try but one fall.
+
+CHARLES No, I warrant your grace, you shall not entreat him
+ to a second, that have so mightily persuaded him
+ from a first.
+
+ORLANDO An you mean to mock me after, you should not have
+ mocked me before: but come your ways.
+
+ROSALIND Now Hercules be thy speed, young man!
+
+CELIA I would I were invisible, to catch the strong
+ fellow by the leg.
+
+ [They wrestle]
+
+ROSALIND O excellent young man!
+
+CELIA If I had a thunderbolt in mine eye, I can tell who
+ should down.
+
+ [Shout. CHARLES is thrown]
+
+DUKE FREDERICK No more, no more.
+
+ORLANDO Yes, I beseech your grace: I am not yet well breathed.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK How dost thou, Charles?
+
+LE BEAU He cannot speak, my lord.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK Bear him away. What is thy name, young man?
+
+ORLANDO Orlando, my liege; the youngest son of Sir Rowland de Boys.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK I would thou hadst been son to some man else:
+ The world esteem'd thy father honourable,
+ But I did find him still mine enemy:
+ Thou shouldst have better pleased me with this deed,
+ Hadst thou descended from another house.
+ But fare thee well; thou art a gallant youth:
+ I would thou hadst told me of another father.
+
+ [Exeunt DUKE FREDERICK, train, and LE BEAU]
+
+CELIA Were I my father, coz, would I do this?
+
+ORLANDO I am more proud to be Sir Rowland's son,
+ His youngest son; and would not change that calling,
+ To be adopted heir to Frederick.
+
+ROSALIND My father loved Sir Rowland as his soul,
+ And all the world was of my father's mind:
+ Had I before known this young man his son,
+ I should have given him tears unto entreaties,
+ Ere he should thus have ventured.
+
+CELIA Gentle cousin,
+ Let us go thank him and encourage him:
+ My father's rough and envious disposition
+ Sticks me at heart. Sir, you have well deserved:
+ If you do keep your promises in love
+ But justly, as you have exceeded all promise,
+ Your mistress shall be happy.
+
+ROSALIND Gentleman,
+
+ [Giving him a chain from her neck]
+
+ Wear this for me, one out of suits with fortune,
+ That could give more, but that her hand lacks means.
+ Shall we go, coz?
+
+CELIA Ay. Fare you well, fair gentleman.
+
+ORLANDO Can I not say, I thank you? My better parts
+ Are all thrown down, and that which here stands up
+ Is but a quintain, a mere lifeless block.
+
+ROSALIND He calls us back: my pride fell with my fortunes;
+ I'll ask him what he would. Did you call, sir?
+ Sir, you have wrestled well and overthrown
+ More than your enemies.
+
+CELIA Will you go, coz?
+
+ROSALIND Have with you. Fare you well.
+
+ [Exeunt ROSALIND and CELIA]
+
+ORLANDO What passion hangs these weights upon my tongue?
+ I cannot speak to her, yet she urged conference.
+ O poor Orlando, thou art overthrown!
+ Or Charles or something weaker masters thee.
+
+ [Re-enter LE BEAU]
+
+LE BEAU Good sir, I do in friendship counsel you
+ To leave this place. Albeit you have deserved
+ High commendation, true applause and love,
+ Yet such is now the duke's condition
+ That he misconstrues all that you have done.
+ The duke is humorous; what he is indeed,
+ More suits you to conceive than I to speak of.
+
+ORLANDO I thank you, sir: and, pray you, tell me this:
+ Which of the two was daughter of the duke
+ That here was at the wrestling?
+
+LE BEAU Neither his daughter, if we judge by manners;
+ But yet indeed the lesser is his daughter
+ The other is daughter to the banish'd duke,
+ And here detain'd by her usurping uncle,
+ To keep his daughter company; whose loves
+ Are dearer than the natural bond of sisters.
+ But I can tell you that of late this duke
+ Hath ta'en displeasure 'gainst his gentle niece,
+ Grounded upon no other argument
+ But that the people praise her for her virtues
+ And pity her for her good father's sake;
+ And, on my life, his malice 'gainst the lady
+ Will suddenly break forth. Sir, fare you well:
+ Hereafter, in a better world than this,
+ I shall desire more love and knowledge of you.
+
+ORLANDO I rest much bounden to you: fare you well.
+
+ [Exit LE BEAU]
+
+ Thus must I from the smoke into the smother;
+ From tyrant duke unto a tyrant brother:
+ But heavenly Rosalind!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III A room in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter CELIA and ROSALIND]
+
+CELIA Why, cousin! why, Rosalind! Cupid have mercy! not a word?
+
+ROSALIND Not one to throw at a dog.
+
+CELIA No, thy words are too precious to be cast away upon
+ curs; throw some of them at me; come, lame me with reasons.
+
+ROSALIND Then there were two cousins laid up; when the one
+ should be lamed with reasons and the other mad
+ without any.
+
+CELIA But is all this for your father?
+
+ROSALIND No, some of it is for my child's father. O, how
+ full of briers is this working-day world!
+
+CELIA They are but burs, cousin, thrown upon thee in
+ holiday foolery: if we walk not in the trodden
+ paths our very petticoats will catch them.
+
+ROSALIND I could shake them off my coat: these burs are in my heart.
+
+CELIA Hem them away.
+
+ROSALIND I would try, if I could cry 'hem' and have him.
+
+CELIA Come, come, wrestle with thy affections.
+
+ROSALIND O, they take the part of a better wrestler than myself!
+
+CELIA O, a good wish upon you! you will try in time, in
+ despite of a fall. But, turning these jests out of
+ service, let us talk in good earnest: is it
+ possible, on such a sudden, you should fall into so
+ strong a liking with old Sir Rowland's youngest son?
+
+ROSALIND The duke my father loved his father dearly.
+
+CELIA Doth it therefore ensue that you should love his son
+ dearly? By this kind of chase, I should hate him,
+ for my father hated his father dearly; yet I hate
+ not Orlando.
+
+ROSALIND No, faith, hate him not, for my sake.
+
+CELIA Why should I not? doth he not deserve well?
+
+ROSALIND Let me love him for that, and do you love him
+ because I do. Look, here comes the duke.
+
+CELIA With his eyes full of anger.
+
+ [Enter DUKE FREDERICK, with Lords]
+
+DUKE FREDERICK Mistress, dispatch you with your safest haste
+ And get you from our court.
+
+ROSALIND Me, uncle?
+
+DUKE FREDERICK You, cousin
+ Within these ten days if that thou be'st found
+ So near our public court as twenty miles,
+ Thou diest for it.
+
+ROSALIND I do beseech your grace,
+ Let me the knowledge of my fault bear with me:
+ If with myself I hold intelligence
+ Or have acquaintance with mine own desires,
+ If that I do not dream or be not frantic,--
+ As I do trust I am not--then, dear uncle,
+ Never so much as in a thought unborn
+ Did I offend your highness.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK Thus do all traitors:
+ If their purgation did consist in words,
+ They are as innocent as grace itself:
+ Let it suffice thee that I trust thee not.
+
+ROSALIND Yet your mistrust cannot make me a traitor:
+ Tell me whereon the likelihood depends.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK Thou art thy father's daughter; there's enough.
+
+ROSALIND So was I when your highness took his dukedom;
+ So was I when your highness banish'd him:
+ Treason is not inherited, my lord;
+ Or, if we did derive it from our friends,
+ What's that to me? my father was no traitor:
+ Then, good my liege, mistake me not so much
+ To think my poverty is treacherous.
+
+CELIA Dear sovereign, hear me speak.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK Ay, Celia; we stay'd her for your sake,
+ Else had she with her father ranged along.
+
+CELIA I did not then entreat to have her stay;
+ It was your pleasure and your own remorse:
+ I was too young that time to value her;
+ But now I know her: if she be a traitor,
+ Why so am I; we still have slept together,
+ Rose at an instant, learn'd, play'd, eat together,
+ And wheresoever we went, like Juno's swans,
+ Still we went coupled and inseparable.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK She is too subtle for thee; and her smoothness,
+ Her very silence and her patience
+ Speak to the people, and they pity her.
+ Thou art a fool: she robs thee of thy name;
+ And thou wilt show more bright and seem more virtuous
+ When she is gone. Then open not thy lips:
+ Firm and irrevocable is my doom
+ Which I have pass'd upon her; she is banish'd.
+
+CELIA Pronounce that sentence then on me, my liege:
+ I cannot live out of her company.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK You are a fool. You, niece, provide yourself:
+ If you outstay the time, upon mine honour,
+ And in the greatness of my word, you die.
+
+ [Exeunt DUKE FREDERICK and Lords]
+
+CELIA O my poor Rosalind, whither wilt thou go?
+ Wilt thou change fathers? I will give thee mine.
+ I charge thee, be not thou more grieved than I am.
+
+ROSALIND I have more cause.
+
+CELIA Thou hast not, cousin;
+ Prithee be cheerful: know'st thou not, the duke
+ Hath banish'd me, his daughter?
+
+ROSALIND That he hath not.
+
+CELIA No, hath not? Rosalind lacks then the love
+ Which teacheth thee that thou and I am one:
+ Shall we be sunder'd? shall we part, sweet girl?
+ No: let my father seek another heir.
+ Therefore devise with me how we may fly,
+ Whither to go and what to bear with us;
+ And do not seek to take your change upon you,
+ To bear your griefs yourself and leave me out;
+ For, by this heaven, now at our sorrows pale,
+ Say what thou canst, I'll go along with thee.
+
+ROSALIND Why, whither shall we go?
+
+CELIA To seek my uncle in the forest of Arden.
+
+ROSALIND Alas, what danger will it be to us,
+ Maids as we are, to travel forth so far!
+ Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold.
+
+CELIA I'll put myself in poor and mean attire
+ And with a kind of umber smirch my face;
+ The like do you: so shall we pass along
+ And never stir assailants.
+
+ROSALIND Were it not better,
+ Because that I am more than common tall,
+ That I did suit me all points like a man?
+ A gallant curtle-axe upon my thigh,
+ A boar-spear in my hand; and--in my heart
+ Lie there what hidden woman's fear there will--
+ We'll have a swashing and a martial outside,
+ As many other mannish cowards have
+ That do outface it with their semblances.
+
+CELIA What shall I call thee when thou art a man?
+
+ROSALIND I'll have no worse a name than Jove's own page;
+ And therefore look you call me Ganymede.
+ But what will you be call'd?
+
+CELIA Something that hath a reference to my state
+ No longer Celia, but Aliena.
+
+ROSALIND But, cousin, what if we assay'd to steal
+ The clownish fool out of your father's court?
+ Would he not be a comfort to our travel?
+
+CELIA He'll go along o'er the wide world with me;
+ Leave me alone to woo him. Let's away,
+ And get our jewels and our wealth together,
+ Devise the fittest time and safest way
+ To hide us from pursuit that will be made
+ After my flight. Now go we in content
+ To liberty and not to banishment.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I The Forest of Arden.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE SENIOR, AMIENS, and two or three Lords,
+ like foresters]
+
+DUKE SENIOR Now, my co-mates and brothers in exile,
+ Hath not old custom made this life more sweet
+ Than that of painted pomp? Are not these woods
+ More free from peril than the envious court?
+ Here feel we but the penalty of Adam,
+ The seasons' difference, as the icy fang
+ And churlish chiding of the winter's wind,
+ Which, when it bites and blows upon my body,
+ Even till I shrink with cold, I smile and say
+ 'This is no flattery: these are counsellors
+ That feelingly persuade me what I am.'
+ Sweet are the uses of adversity,
+ Which, like the toad, ugly and venomous,
+ Wears yet a precious jewel in his head;
+ And this our life exempt from public haunt
+ Finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks,
+ Sermons in stones and good in every thing.
+ I would not change it.
+
+AMIENS Happy is your grace,
+ That can translate the stubbornness of fortune
+ Into so quiet and so sweet a style.
+
+DUKE SENIOR Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
+ And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
+ Being native burghers of this desert city,
+ Should in their own confines with forked heads
+ Have their round haunches gored.
+
+First Lord Indeed, my lord,
+ The melancholy Jaques grieves at that,
+ And, in that kind, swears you do more usurp
+ Than doth your brother that hath banish'd you.
+ To-day my Lord of Amiens and myself
+ Did steal behind him as he lay along
+ Under an oak whose antique root peeps out
+ Upon the brook that brawls along this wood:
+ To the which place a poor sequester'd stag,
+ That from the hunter's aim had ta'en a hurt,
+ Did come to languish, and indeed, my lord,
+ The wretched animal heaved forth such groans
+ That their discharge did stretch his leathern coat
+ Almost to bursting, and the big round tears
+ Coursed one another down his innocent nose
+ In piteous chase; and thus the hairy fool
+ Much marked of the melancholy Jaques,
+ Stood on the extremest verge of the swift brook,
+ Augmenting it with tears.
+
+DUKE SENIOR But what said Jaques?
+ Did he not moralize this spectacle?
+
+First Lord O, yes, into a thousand similes.
+ First, for his weeping into the needless stream;
+ 'Poor deer,' quoth he, 'thou makest a testament
+ As worldlings do, giving thy sum of more
+ To that which had too much:' then, being there alone,
+ Left and abandon'd of his velvet friends,
+ ''Tis right:' quoth he; 'thus misery doth part
+ The flux of company:' anon a careless herd,
+ Full of the pasture, jumps along by him
+ And never stays to greet him; 'Ay' quoth Jaques,
+ 'Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens;
+ 'Tis just the fashion: wherefore do you look
+ Upon that poor and broken bankrupt there?'
+ Thus most invectively he pierceth through
+ The body of the country, city, court,
+ Yea, and of this our life, swearing that we
+ Are mere usurpers, tyrants and what's worse,
+ To fright the animals and to kill them up
+ In their assign'd and native dwelling-place.
+
+DUKE SENIOR And did you leave him in this contemplation?
+
+Second Lord We did, my lord, weeping and commenting
+ Upon the sobbing deer.
+
+DUKE SENIOR Show me the place:
+ I love to cope him in these sullen fits,
+ For then he's full of matter.
+
+First Lord I'll bring you to him straight.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II A room in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE FREDERICK, with Lords]
+
+DUKE FREDERICK Can it be possible that no man saw them?
+ It cannot be: some villains of my court
+ Are of consent and sufferance in this.
+
+First Lord I cannot hear of any that did see her.
+ The ladies, her attendants of her chamber,
+ Saw her abed, and in the morning early
+ They found the bed untreasured of their mistress.
+
+Second Lord My lord, the roynish clown, at whom so oft
+ Your grace was wont to laugh, is also missing.
+ Hisperia, the princess' gentlewoman,
+ Confesses that she secretly o'erheard
+ Your daughter and her cousin much commend
+ The parts and graces of the wrestler
+ That did but lately foil the sinewy Charles;
+ And she believes, wherever they are gone,
+ That youth is surely in their company.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK Send to his brother; fetch that gallant hither;
+ If he be absent, bring his brother to me;
+ I'll make him find him: do this suddenly,
+ And let not search and inquisition quail
+ To bring again these foolish runaways.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III Before OLIVER'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter ORLANDO and ADAM, meeting]
+
+ORLANDO Who's there?
+
+ADAM What, my young master? O, my gentle master!
+ O my sweet master! O you memory
+ Of old Sir Rowland! why, what make you here?
+ Why are you virtuous? why do people love you?
+ And wherefore are you gentle, strong and valiant?
+ Why would you be so fond to overcome
+ The bonny priser of the humorous duke?
+ Your praise is come too swiftly home before you.
+ Know you not, master, to some kind of men
+ Their graces serve them but as enemies?
+ No more do yours: your virtues, gentle master,
+ Are sanctified and holy traitors to you.
+ O, what a world is this, when what is comely
+ Envenoms him that bears it!
+
+ORLANDO Why, what's the matter?
+
+ADAM O unhappy youth!
+ Come not within these doors; within this roof
+ The enemy of all your graces lives:
+ Your brother--no, no brother; yet the son--
+ Yet not the son, I will not call him son
+ Of him I was about to call his father--
+ Hath heard your praises, and this night he means
+ To burn the lodging where you use to lie
+ And you within it: if he fail of that,
+ He will have other means to cut you off.
+ I overheard him and his practises.
+ This is no place; this house is but a butchery:
+ Abhor it, fear it, do not enter it.
+
+ORLANDO Why, whither, Adam, wouldst thou have me go?
+
+ADAM No matter whither, so you come not here.
+
+ORLANDO What, wouldst thou have me go and beg my food?
+ Or with a base and boisterous sword enforce
+ A thievish living on the common road?
+ This I must do, or know not what to do:
+ Yet this I will not do, do how I can;
+ I rather will subject me to the malice
+ Of a diverted blood and bloody brother.
+
+ADAM But do not so. I have five hundred crowns,
+ The thrifty hire I saved under your father,
+ Which I did store to be my foster-nurse
+ When service should in my old limbs lie lame
+ And unregarded age in corners thrown:
+ Take that, and He that doth the ravens feed,
+ Yea, providently caters for the sparrow,
+ Be comfort to my age! Here is the gold;
+ And all this I give you. Let me be your servant:
+ Though I look old, yet I am strong and lusty;
+ For in my youth I never did apply
+ Hot and rebellious liquors in my blood,
+ Nor did not with unbashful forehead woo
+ The means of weakness and debility;
+ Therefore my age is as a lusty winter,
+ Frosty, but kindly: let me go with you;
+ I'll do the service of a younger man
+ In all your business and necessities.
+
+ORLANDO O good old man, how well in thee appears
+ The constant service of the antique world,
+ When service sweat for duty, not for meed!
+ Thou art not for the fashion of these times,
+ Where none will sweat but for promotion,
+ And having that, do choke their service up
+ Even with the having: it is not so with thee.
+ But, poor old man, thou prunest a rotten tree,
+ That cannot so much as a blossom yield
+ In lieu of all thy pains and husbandry
+ But come thy ways; well go along together,
+ And ere we have thy youthful wages spent,
+ We'll light upon some settled low content.
+
+ADAM Master, go on, and I will follow thee,
+ To the last gasp, with truth and loyalty.
+ From seventeen years till now almost fourscore
+ Here lived I, but now live here no more.
+ At seventeen years many their fortunes seek;
+ But at fourscore it is too late a week:
+ Yet fortune cannot recompense me better
+ Than to die well and not my master's debtor.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The Forest of Arden.
+
+
+ [Enter ROSALIND for Ganymede, CELIA for Aliena,
+ and TOUCHSTONE]
+
+ROSALIND O Jupiter, how weary are my spirits!
+
+TOUCHSTONE I care not for my spirits, if my legs were not weary.
+
+ROSALIND I could find in my heart to disgrace my man's
+ apparel and to cry like a woman; but I must comfort
+ the weaker vessel, as doublet and hose ought to show
+ itself courageous to petticoat: therefore courage,
+ good Aliena!
+
+CELIA I pray you, bear with me; I cannot go no further.
+
+TOUCHSTONE For my part, I had rather bear with you than bear
+ you; yet I should bear no cross if I did bear you,
+ for I think you have no money in your purse.
+
+ROSALIND Well, this is the forest of Arden.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Ay, now am I in Arden; the more fool I; when I was
+ at home, I was in a better place: but travellers
+ must be content.
+
+ROSALIND Ay, be so, good Touchstone.
+
+ [Enter CORIN and SILVIUS]
+
+ Look you, who comes here; a young man and an old in
+ solemn talk.
+
+CORIN That is the way to make her scorn you still.
+
+SILVIUS O Corin, that thou knew'st how I do love her!
+
+CORIN I partly guess; for I have loved ere now.
+
+SILVIUS No, Corin, being old, thou canst not guess,
+ Though in thy youth thou wast as true a lover
+ As ever sigh'd upon a midnight pillow:
+ But if thy love were ever like to mine--
+ As sure I think did never man love so--
+ How many actions most ridiculous
+ Hast thou been drawn to by thy fantasy?
+
+CORIN Into a thousand that I have forgotten.
+
+SILVIUS O, thou didst then ne'er love so heartily!
+ If thou remember'st not the slightest folly
+ That ever love did make thee run into,
+ Thou hast not loved:
+ Or if thou hast not sat as I do now,
+ Wearying thy hearer in thy mistress' praise,
+ Thou hast not loved:
+ Or if thou hast not broke from company
+ Abruptly, as my passion now makes me,
+ Thou hast not loved.
+ O Phebe, Phebe, Phebe!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ROSALIND Alas, poor shepherd! searching of thy wound,
+ I have by hard adventure found mine own.
+
+TOUCHSTONE And I mine. I remember, when I was in love I broke
+ my sword upon a stone and bid him take that for
+ coming a-night to Jane Smile; and I remember the
+ kissing of her batlet and the cow's dugs that her
+ pretty chopt hands had milked; and I remember the
+ wooing of a peascod instead of her, from whom I took
+ two cods and, giving her them again, said with
+ weeping tears 'Wear these for my sake.' We that are
+ true lovers run into strange capers; but as all is
+ mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly.
+
+ROSALIND Thou speakest wiser than thou art ware of.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Nay, I shall ne'er be ware of mine own wit till I
+ break my shins against it.
+
+ROSALIND Jove, Jove! this shepherd's passion
+ Is much upon my fashion.
+
+TOUCHSTONE And mine; but it grows something stale with me.
+
+CELIA I pray you, one of you question yond man
+ If he for gold will give us any food:
+ I faint almost to death.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Holla, you clown!
+
+ROSALIND Peace, fool: he's not thy kinsman.
+
+CORIN Who calls?
+
+TOUCHSTONE Your betters, sir.
+
+CORIN Else are they very wretched.
+
+ROSALIND Peace, I say. Good even to you, friend.
+
+CORIN And to you, gentle sir, and to you all.
+
+ROSALIND I prithee, shepherd, if that love or gold
+ Can in this desert place buy entertainment,
+ Bring us where we may rest ourselves and feed:
+ Here's a young maid with travel much oppress'd
+ And faints for succor.
+
+CORIN Fair sir, I pity her
+ And wish, for her sake more than for mine own,
+ My fortunes were more able to relieve her;
+ But I am shepherd to another man
+ And do not shear the fleeces that I graze:
+ My master is of churlish disposition
+ And little recks to find the way to heaven
+ By doing deeds of hospitality:
+ Besides, his cote, his flocks and bounds of feed
+ Are now on sale, and at our sheepcote now,
+ By reason of his absence, there is nothing
+ That you will feed on; but what is, come see.
+ And in my voice most welcome shall you be.
+
+ROSALIND What is he that shall buy his flock and pasture?
+
+CORIN That young swain that you saw here but erewhile,
+ That little cares for buying any thing.
+
+ROSALIND I pray thee, if it stand with honesty,
+ Buy thou the cottage, pasture and the flock,
+ And thou shalt have to pay for it of us.
+
+CELIA And we will mend thy wages. I like this place.
+ And willingly could waste my time in it.
+
+CORIN Assuredly the thing is to be sold:
+ Go with me: if you like upon report
+ The soil, the profit and this kind of life,
+ I will your very faithful feeder be
+ And buy it with your gold right suddenly.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE V The Forest.
+
+
+ [Enter AMIENS, JAQUES, and others]
+
+ SONG.
+AMIENS Under the greenwood tree
+ Who loves to lie with me,
+ And turn his merry note
+ Unto the sweet bird's throat,
+ Come hither, come hither, come hither:
+ Here shall he see No enemy
+ But winter and rough weather.
+
+JAQUES More, more, I prithee, more.
+
+AMIENS It will make you melancholy, Monsieur Jaques.
+
+JAQUES I thank it. More, I prithee, more. I can suck
+ melancholy out of a song, as a weasel sucks eggs.
+ More, I prithee, more.
+
+AMIENS My voice is ragged: I know I cannot please you.
+
+JAQUES I do not desire you to please me; I do desire you to
+ sing. Come, more; another stanzo: call you 'em stanzos?
+
+AMIENS What you will, Monsieur Jaques.
+
+JAQUES Nay, I care not for their names; they owe me
+ nothing. Will you sing?
+
+AMIENS More at your request than to please myself.
+
+JAQUES Well then, if ever I thank any man, I'll thank you;
+ but that they call compliment is like the encounter
+ of two dog-apes, and when a man thanks me heartily,
+ methinks I have given him a penny and he renders me
+ the beggarly thanks. Come, sing; and you that will
+ not, hold your tongues.
+
+AMIENS Well, I'll end the song. Sirs, cover the while; the
+ duke will drink under this tree. He hath been all
+ this day to look you.
+
+JAQUES And I have been all this day to avoid him. He is
+ too disputable for my company: I think of as many
+ matters as he, but I give heaven thanks and make no
+ boast of them. Come, warble, come.
+
+ SONG.
+ Who doth ambition shun
+
+ [All together here]
+
+ And loves to live i' the sun,
+ Seeking the food he eats
+ And pleased with what he gets,
+ Come hither, come hither, come hither:
+ Here shall he see No enemy
+ But winter and rough weather.
+
+JAQUES I'll give you a verse to this note that I made
+ yesterday in despite of my invention.
+
+AMIENS And I'll sing it.
+
+JAQUES Thus it goes:--
+
+ If it do come to pass
+ That any man turn ass,
+ Leaving his wealth and ease,
+ A stubborn will to please,
+ Ducdame, ducdame, ducdame:
+ Here shall he see
+ Gross fools as he,
+ An if he will come to me.
+
+AMIENS What's that 'ducdame'?
+
+JAQUES 'Tis a Greek invocation, to call fools into a
+ circle. I'll go sleep, if I can; if I cannot, I'll
+ rail against all the first-born of Egypt.
+
+AMIENS And I'll go seek the duke: his banquet is prepared.
+
+ [Exeunt severally]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE VI The forest.
+
+
+ [Enter ORLANDO and ADAM]
+
+ADAM Dear master, I can go no further. O, I die for food!
+ Here lie I down, and measure out my grave. Farewell,
+ kind master.
+
+ORLANDO Why, how now, Adam! no greater heart in thee? Live
+ a little; comfort a little; cheer thyself a little.
+ If this uncouth forest yield any thing savage, I
+ will either be food for it or bring it for food to
+ thee. Thy conceit is nearer death than thy powers.
+ For my sake be comfortable; hold death awhile at
+ the arm's end: I will here be with thee presently;
+ and if I bring thee not something to eat, I will
+ give thee leave to die: but if thou diest before I
+ come, thou art a mocker of my labour. Well said!
+ thou lookest cheerly, and I'll be with thee quickly.
+ Yet thou liest in the bleak air: come, I will bear
+ thee to some shelter; and thou shalt not die for
+ lack of a dinner, if there live any thing in this
+ desert. Cheerly, good Adam!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE VII The forest.
+
+
+ [A table set out. Enter DUKE SENIOR, AMIENS, and
+ Lords like outlaws]
+
+DUKE SENIOR I think he be transform'd into a beast;
+ For I can no where find him like a man.
+
+First Lord My lord, he is but even now gone hence:
+ Here was he merry, hearing of a song.
+
+DUKE SENIOR If he, compact of jars, grow musical,
+ We shall have shortly discord in the spheres.
+ Go, seek him: tell him I would speak with him.
+
+ [Enter JAQUES]
+
+First Lord He saves my labour by his own approach.
+
+DUKE SENIOR Why, how now, monsieur! what a life is this,
+ That your poor friends must woo your company?
+ What, you look merrily!
+
+JAQUES A fool, a fool! I met a fool i' the forest,
+ A motley fool; a miserable world!
+ As I do live by food, I met a fool
+ Who laid him down and bask'd him in the sun,
+ And rail'd on Lady Fortune in good terms,
+ In good set terms and yet a motley fool.
+ 'Good morrow, fool,' quoth I. 'No, sir,' quoth he,
+ 'Call me not fool till heaven hath sent me fortune:'
+ And then he drew a dial from his poke,
+ And, looking on it with lack-lustre eye,
+ Says very wisely, 'It is ten o'clock:
+ Thus we may see,' quoth he, 'how the world wags:
+ 'Tis but an hour ago since it was nine,
+ And after one hour more 'twill be eleven;
+ And so, from hour to hour, we ripe and ripe,
+ And then, from hour to hour, we rot and rot;
+ And thereby hangs a tale.' When I did hear
+ The motley fool thus moral on the time,
+ My lungs began to crow like chanticleer,
+ That fools should be so deep-contemplative,
+ And I did laugh sans intermission
+ An hour by his dial. O noble fool!
+ A worthy fool! Motley's the only wear.
+
+DUKE SENIOR What fool is this?
+
+JAQUES O worthy fool! One that hath been a courtier,
+ And says, if ladies be but young and fair,
+ They have the gift to know it: and in his brain,
+ Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
+ After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm'd
+ With observation, the which he vents
+ In mangled forms. O that I were a fool!
+ I am ambitious for a motley coat.
+
+DUKE SENIOR Thou shalt have one.
+
+JAQUES It is my only suit;
+ Provided that you weed your better judgments
+ Of all opinion that grows rank in them
+ That I am wise. I must have liberty
+ Withal, as large a charter as the wind,
+ To blow on whom I please; for so fools have;
+ And they that are most galled with my folly,
+ They most must laugh. And why, sir, must they so?
+ The 'why' is plain as way to parish church:
+ He that a fool doth very wisely hit
+ Doth very foolishly, although he smart,
+ Not to seem senseless of the bob: if not,
+ The wise man's folly is anatomized
+ Even by the squandering glances of the fool.
+ Invest me in my motley; give me leave
+ To speak my mind, and I will through and through
+ Cleanse the foul body of the infected world,
+ If they will patiently receive my medicine.
+
+DUKE SENIOR Fie on thee! I can tell what thou wouldst do.
+
+JAQUES What, for a counter, would I do but good?
+
+DUKE SENIOR Most mischievous foul sin, in chiding sin:
+ For thou thyself hast been a libertine,
+ As sensual as the brutish sting itself;
+ And all the embossed sores and headed evils,
+ That thou with licence of free foot hast caught,
+ Wouldst thou disgorge into the general world.
+
+JAQUES Why, who cries out on pride,
+ That can therein tax any private party?
+ Doth it not flow as hugely as the sea,
+ Till that the weary very means do ebb?
+ What woman in the city do I name,
+ When that I say the city-woman bears
+ The cost of princes on unworthy shoulders?
+ Who can come in and say that I mean her,
+ When such a one as she such is her neighbour?
+ Or what is he of basest function
+ That says his bravery is not of my cost,
+ Thinking that I mean him, but therein suits
+ His folly to the mettle of my speech?
+ There then; how then? what then? Let me see wherein
+ My tongue hath wrong'd him: if it do him right,
+ Then he hath wrong'd himself; if he be free,
+ Why then my taxing like a wild-goose flies,
+ Unclaim'd of any man. But who comes here?
+
+ [Enter ORLANDO, with his sword drawn]
+
+ORLANDO Forbear, and eat no more.
+
+JAQUES Why, I have eat none yet.
+
+ORLANDO Nor shalt not, till necessity be served.
+
+JAQUES Of what kind should this cock come of?
+
+DUKE SENIOR Art thou thus bolden'd, man, by thy distress,
+ Or else a rude despiser of good manners,
+ That in civility thou seem'st so empty?
+
+ORLANDO You touch'd my vein at first: the thorny point
+ Of bare distress hath ta'en from me the show
+ Of smooth civility: yet am I inland bred
+ And know some nurture. But forbear, I say:
+ He dies that touches any of this fruit
+ Till I and my affairs are answered.
+
+JAQUES An you will not be answered with reason, I must die.
+
+DUKE SENIOR What would you have? Your gentleness shall force
+ More than your force move us to gentleness.
+
+ORLANDO I almost die for food; and let me have it.
+
+DUKE SENIOR Sit down and feed, and welcome to our table.
+
+ORLANDO Speak you so gently? Pardon me, I pray you:
+ I thought that all things had been savage here;
+ And therefore put I on the countenance
+ Of stern commandment. But whate'er you are
+ That in this desert inaccessible,
+ Under the shade of melancholy boughs,
+ Lose and neglect the creeping hours of time
+ If ever you have look'd on better days,
+ If ever been where bells have knoll'd to church,
+ If ever sat at any good man's feast,
+ If ever from your eyelids wiped a tear
+ And know what 'tis to pity and be pitied,
+ Let gentleness my strong enforcement be:
+ In the which hope I blush, and hide my sword.
+
+DUKE SENIOR True is it that we have seen better days,
+ And have with holy bell been knoll'd to church
+ And sat at good men's feasts and wiped our eyes
+ Of drops that sacred pity hath engender'd:
+ And therefore sit you down in gentleness
+ And take upon command what help we have
+ That to your wanting may be minister'd.
+
+ORLANDO Then but forbear your food a little while,
+ Whiles, like a doe, I go to find my fawn
+ And give it food. There is an old poor man,
+ Who after me hath many a weary step
+ Limp'd in pure love: till he be first sufficed,
+ Oppress'd with two weak evils, age and hunger,
+ I will not touch a bit.
+
+DUKE SENIOR Go find him out,
+ And we will nothing waste till you return.
+
+ORLANDO I thank ye; and be blest for your good comfort!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DUKE SENIOR Thou seest we are not all alone unhappy:
+ This wide and universal theatre
+ Presents more woeful pageants than the scene
+ Wherein we play in.
+
+JAQUES All the world's a stage,
+ And all the men and women merely players:
+ They have their exits and their entrances;
+ And one man in his time plays many parts,
+ His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
+ Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
+ And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
+ And shining morning face, creeping like snail
+ Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
+ Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
+ Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
+ Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
+ Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
+ Seeking the bubble reputation
+ Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
+ In fair round belly with good capon lined,
+ With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
+ Full of wise saws and modern instances;
+ And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
+ Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
+ With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
+ His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
+ For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
+ Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
+ And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
+ That ends this strange eventful history,
+ Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
+ Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
+
+ [Re-enter ORLANDO, with ADAM]
+
+DUKE SENIOR Welcome. Set down your venerable burthen,
+ And let him feed.
+
+ORLANDO I thank you most for him.
+
+ADAM So had you need:
+ I scarce can speak to thank you for myself.
+
+DUKE SENIOR Welcome; fall to: I will not trouble you
+ As yet, to question you about your fortunes.
+ Give us some music; and, good cousin, sing.
+
+ SONG.
+AMIENS Blow, blow, thou winter wind.
+ Thou art not so unkind
+ As man's ingratitude;
+ Thy tooth is not so keen,
+ Because thou art not seen,
+ Although thy breath be rude.
+ Heigh-ho! sing, heigh-ho! unto the green holly:
+ Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:
+ Then, heigh-ho, the holly!
+ This life is most jolly.
+ Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky,
+ That dost not bite so nigh
+ As benefits forgot:
+ Though thou the waters warp,
+ Thy sting is not so sharp
+ As friend remember'd not.
+ Heigh-ho! sing, &c.
+
+DUKE SENIOR If that you were the good Sir Rowland's son,
+ As you have whisper'd faithfully you were,
+ And as mine eye doth his effigies witness
+ Most truly limn'd and living in your face,
+ Be truly welcome hither: I am the duke
+ That loved your father: the residue of your fortune,
+ Go to my cave and tell me. Good old man,
+ Thou art right welcome as thy master is.
+ Support him by the arm. Give me your hand,
+ And let me all your fortunes understand.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I A room in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE FREDERICK, Lords, and OLIVER]
+
+DUKE FREDERICK Not see him since? Sir, sir, that cannot be:
+ But were I not the better part made mercy,
+ I should not seek an absent argument
+ Of my revenge, thou present. But look to it:
+ Find out thy brother, wheresoe'er he is;
+ Seek him with candle; bring him dead or living
+ Within this twelvemonth, or turn thou no more
+ To seek a living in our territory.
+ Thy lands and all things that thou dost call thine
+ Worth seizure do we seize into our hands,
+ Till thou canst quit thee by thy brothers mouth
+ Of what we think against thee.
+
+OLIVER O that your highness knew my heart in this!
+ I never loved my brother in my life.
+
+DUKE FREDERICK More villain thou. Well, push him out of doors;
+ And let my officers of such a nature
+ Make an extent upon his house and lands:
+ Do this expediently and turn him going.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II The forest.
+
+
+ [Enter ORLANDO, with a paper]
+
+ORLANDO Hang there, my verse, in witness of my love:
+ And thou, thrice-crowned queen of night, survey
+ With thy chaste eye, from thy pale sphere above,
+ Thy huntress' name that my full life doth sway.
+ O Rosalind! these trees shall be my books
+ And in their barks my thoughts I'll character;
+ That every eye which in this forest looks
+ Shall see thy virtue witness'd every where.
+ Run, run, Orlando; carve on every tree
+ The fair, the chaste and unexpressive she.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter CORIN and TOUCHSTONE]
+
+CORIN And how like you this shepherd's life, Master Touchstone?
+
+TOUCHSTONE Truly, shepherd, in respect of itself, it is a good
+ life, but in respect that it is a shepherd's life,
+ it is naught. In respect that it is solitary, I
+ like it very well; but in respect that it is
+ private, it is a very vile life. Now, in respect it
+ is in the fields, it pleaseth me well; but in
+ respect it is not in the court, it is tedious. As
+ is it a spare life, look you, it fits my humour well;
+ but as there is no more plenty in it, it goes much
+ against my stomach. Hast any philosophy in thee, shepherd?
+
+CORIN No more but that I know the more one sickens the
+ worse at ease he is; and that he that wants money,
+ means and content is without three good friends;
+ that the property of rain is to wet and fire to
+ burn; that good pasture makes fat sheep, and that a
+ great cause of the night is lack of the sun; that
+ he that hath learned no wit by nature nor art may
+ complain of good breeding or comes of a very dull kindred.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Such a one is a natural philosopher. Wast ever in
+ court, shepherd?
+
+CORIN No, truly.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Then thou art damned.
+
+CORIN Nay, I hope.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Truly, thou art damned like an ill-roasted egg, all
+ on one side.
+
+CORIN For not being at court? Your reason.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Why, if thou never wast at court, thou never sawest
+ good manners; if thou never sawest good manners,
+ then thy manners must be wicked; and wickedness is
+ sin, and sin is damnation. Thou art in a parlous
+ state, shepherd.
+
+CORIN Not a whit, Touchstone: those that are good manners
+ at the court are as ridiculous in the country as the
+ behavior of the country is most mockable at the
+ court. You told me you salute not at the court, but
+ you kiss your hands: that courtesy would be
+ uncleanly, if courtiers were shepherds.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Instance, briefly; come, instance.
+
+CORIN Why, we are still handling our ewes, and their
+ fells, you know, are greasy.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Why, do not your courtier's hands sweat? and is not
+ the grease of a mutton as wholesome as the sweat of
+ a man? Shallow, shallow. A better instance, I say; come.
+
+CORIN Besides, our hands are hard.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Your lips will feel them the sooner. Shallow again.
+ A more sounder instance, come.
+
+CORIN And they are often tarred over with the surgery of
+ our sheep: and would you have us kiss tar? The
+ courtier's hands are perfumed with civet.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Most shallow man! thou worms-meat, in respect of a
+ good piece of flesh indeed! Learn of the wise, and
+ perpend: civet is of a baser birth than tar, the
+ very uncleanly flux of a cat. Mend the instance, shepherd.
+
+CORIN You have too courtly a wit for me: I'll rest.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Wilt thou rest damned? God help thee, shallow man!
+ God make incision in thee! thou art raw.
+
+CORIN Sir, I am a true labourer: I earn that I eat, get
+ that I wear, owe no man hate, envy no man's
+ happiness, glad of other men's good, content with my
+ harm, and the greatest of my pride is to see my ewes
+ graze and my lambs suck.
+
+TOUCHSTONE That is another simple sin in you, to bring the ewes
+ and the rams together and to offer to get your
+ living by the copulation of cattle; to be bawd to a
+ bell-wether, and to betray a she-lamb of a
+ twelvemonth to a crooked-pated, old, cuckoldly ram,
+ out of all reasonable match. If thou beest not
+ damned for this, the devil himself will have no
+ shepherds; I cannot see else how thou shouldst
+ 'scape.
+
+CORIN Here comes young Master Ganymede, my new mistress's brother.
+
+ [Enter ROSALIND, with a paper, reading]
+
+ROSALIND From the east to western Ind,
+ No jewel is like Rosalind.
+ Her worth, being mounted on the wind,
+ Through all the world bears Rosalind.
+ All the pictures fairest lined
+ Are but black to Rosalind.
+ Let no fair be kept in mind
+ But the fair of Rosalind.
+
+TOUCHSTONE I'll rhyme you so eight years together, dinners and
+ suppers and sleeping-hours excepted: it is the
+ right butter-women's rank to market.
+
+ROSALIND Out, fool!
+
+TOUCHSTONE For a taste:
+ If a hart do lack a hind,
+ Let him seek out Rosalind.
+ If the cat will after kind,
+ So be sure will Rosalind.
+ Winter garments must be lined,
+ So must slender Rosalind.
+ They that reap must sheaf and bind;
+ Then to cart with Rosalind.
+ Sweetest nut hath sourest rind,
+ Such a nut is Rosalind.
+ He that sweetest rose will find
+ Must find love's prick and Rosalind.
+ This is the very false gallop of verses: why do you
+ infect yourself with them?
+
+ROSALIND Peace, you dull fool! I found them on a tree.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Truly, the tree yields bad fruit.
+
+ROSALIND I'll graff it with you, and then I shall graff it
+ with a medlar: then it will be the earliest fruit
+ i' the country; for you'll be rotten ere you be half
+ ripe, and that's the right virtue of the medlar.
+
+TOUCHSTONE You have said; but whether wisely or no, let the
+ forest judge.
+
+ [Enter CELIA, with a writing]
+
+ROSALIND Peace! Here comes my sister, reading: stand aside.
+
+CELIA [Reads]
+
+ Why should this a desert be?
+ For it is unpeopled? No:
+ Tongues I'll hang on every tree,
+ That shall civil sayings show:
+ Some, how brief the life of man
+ Runs his erring pilgrimage,
+ That the stretching of a span
+ Buckles in his sum of age;
+ Some, of violated vows
+ 'Twixt the souls of friend and friend:
+ But upon the fairest boughs,
+ Or at every sentence end,
+ Will I Rosalinda write,
+ Teaching all that read to know
+ The quintessence of every sprite
+ Heaven would in little show.
+ Therefore Heaven Nature charged
+ That one body should be fill'd
+ With all graces wide-enlarged:
+ Nature presently distill'd
+ Helen's cheek, but not her heart,
+ Cleopatra's majesty,
+ Atalanta's better part,
+ Sad Lucretia's modesty.
+ Thus Rosalind of many parts
+ By heavenly synod was devised,
+ Of many faces, eyes and hearts,
+ To have the touches dearest prized.
+ Heaven would that she these gifts should have,
+ And I to live and die her slave.
+
+ROSALIND O most gentle pulpiter! what tedious homily of love
+ have you wearied your parishioners withal, and never
+ cried 'Have patience, good people!'
+
+CELIA How now! back, friends! Shepherd, go off a little.
+ Go with him, sirrah.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Come, shepherd, let us make an honourable retreat;
+ though not with bag and baggage, yet with scrip and scrippage.
+
+ [Exeunt CORIN and TOUCHSTONE]
+
+CELIA Didst thou hear these verses?
+
+ROSALIND O, yes, I heard them all, and more too; for some of
+ them had in them more feet than the verses would bear.
+
+CELIA That's no matter: the feet might bear the verses.
+
+ROSALIND Ay, but the feet were lame and could not bear
+ themselves without the verse and therefore stood
+ lamely in the verse.
+
+CELIA But didst thou hear without wondering how thy name
+ should be hanged and carved upon these trees?
+
+ROSALIND I was seven of the nine days out of the wonder
+ before you came; for look here what I found on a
+ palm-tree. I was never so be-rhymed since
+ Pythagoras' time, that I was an Irish rat, which I
+ can hardly remember.
+
+CELIA Trow you who hath done this?
+
+ROSALIND Is it a man?
+
+CELIA And a chain, that you once wore, about his neck.
+ Change you colour?
+
+ROSALIND I prithee, who?
+
+CELIA O Lord, Lord! it is a hard matter for friends to
+ meet; but mountains may be removed with earthquakes
+ and so encounter.
+
+ROSALIND Nay, but who is it?
+
+CELIA Is it possible?
+
+ROSALIND Nay, I prithee now with most petitionary vehemence,
+ tell me who it is.
+
+CELIA O wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful
+ wonderful! and yet again wonderful, and after that,
+ out of all hooping!
+
+ROSALIND Good my complexion! dost thou think, though I am
+ caparisoned like a man, I have a doublet and hose in
+ my disposition? One inch of delay more is a
+ South-sea of discovery; I prithee, tell me who is it
+ quickly, and speak apace. I would thou couldst
+ stammer, that thou mightst pour this concealed man
+ out of thy mouth, as wine comes out of a narrow-
+ mouthed bottle, either too much at once, or none at
+ all. I prithee, take the cork out of thy mouth that
+ may drink thy tidings.
+
+CELIA So you may put a man in your belly.
+
+ROSALIND Is he of God's making? What manner of man? Is his
+ head worth a hat, or his chin worth a beard?
+
+CELIA Nay, he hath but a little beard.
+
+ROSALIND Why, God will send more, if the man will be
+ thankful: let me stay the growth of his beard, if
+ thou delay me not the knowledge of his chin.
+
+CELIA It is young Orlando, that tripped up the wrestler's
+ heels and your heart both in an instant.
+
+ROSALIND Nay, but the devil take mocking: speak, sad brow and
+ true maid.
+
+CELIA I' faith, coz, 'tis he.
+
+ROSALIND Orlando?
+
+CELIA Orlando.
+
+ROSALIND Alas the day! what shall I do with my doublet and
+ hose? What did he when thou sawest him? What said
+ he? How looked he? Wherein went he? What makes
+ him here? Did he ask for me? Where remains he?
+ How parted he with thee? and when shalt thou see
+ him again? Answer me in one word.
+
+CELIA You must borrow me Gargantua's mouth first: 'tis a
+ word too great for any mouth of this age's size. To
+ say ay and no to these particulars is more than to
+ answer in a catechism.
+
+ROSALIND But doth he know that I am in this forest and in
+ man's apparel? Looks he as freshly as he did the
+ day he wrestled?
+
+CELIA It is as easy to count atomies as to resolve the
+ propositions of a lover; but take a taste of my
+ finding him, and relish it with good observance.
+ I found him under a tree, like a dropped acorn.
+
+ROSALIND It may well be called Jove's tree, when it drops
+ forth such fruit.
+
+CELIA Give me audience, good madam.
+
+ROSALIND Proceed.
+
+CELIA There lay he, stretched along, like a wounded knight.
+
+ROSALIND Though it be pity to see such a sight, it well
+ becomes the ground.
+
+CELIA Cry 'holla' to thy tongue, I prithee; it curvets
+ unseasonably. He was furnished like a hunter.
+
+ROSALIND O, ominous! he comes to kill my heart.
+
+CELIA I would sing my song without a burden: thou bringest
+ me out of tune.
+
+ROSALIND Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must
+ speak. Sweet, say on.
+
+CELIA You bring me out. Soft! comes he not here?
+
+ [Enter ORLANDO and JAQUES]
+
+ROSALIND 'Tis he: slink by, and note him.
+
+JAQUES I thank you for your company; but, good faith, I had
+ as lief have been myself alone.
+
+ORLANDO And so had I; but yet, for fashion sake, I thank you
+ too for your society.
+
+JAQUES God be wi' you: let's meet as little as we can.
+
+ORLANDO I do desire we may be better strangers.
+
+JAQUES I pray you, mar no more trees with writing
+ love-songs in their barks.
+
+ORLANDO I pray you, mar no more of my verses with reading
+ them ill-favouredly.
+
+JAQUES Rosalind is your love's name?
+
+ORLANDO Yes, just.
+
+JAQUES I do not like her name.
+
+ORLANDO There was no thought of pleasing you when she was
+ christened.
+
+JAQUES What stature is she of?
+
+ORLANDO Just as high as my heart.
+
+JAQUES You are full of pretty answers. Have you not been
+ acquainted with goldsmiths' wives, and conned them
+ out of rings?
+
+ORLANDO Not so; but I answer you right painted cloth, from
+ whence you have studied your questions.
+
+JAQUES You have a nimble wit: I think 'twas made of
+ Atalanta's heels. Will you sit down with me? and
+ we two will rail against our mistress the world and
+ all our misery.
+
+ORLANDO I will chide no breather in the world but myself,
+ against whom I know most faults.
+
+JAQUES The worst fault you have is to be in love.
+
+ORLANDO 'Tis a fault I will not change for your best virtue.
+ I am weary of you.
+
+JAQUES By my troth, I was seeking for a fool when I found
+ you.
+
+ORLANDO He is drowned in the brook: look but in, and you
+ shall see him.
+
+JAQUES There I shall see mine own figure.
+
+ORLANDO Which I take to be either a fool or a cipher.
+
+JAQUES I'll tarry no longer with you: farewell, good
+ Signior Love.
+
+ORLANDO I am glad of your departure: adieu, good Monsieur
+ Melancholy.
+
+ [Exit JAQUES]
+
+ROSALIND [Aside to CELIA] I will speak to him, like a saucy
+ lackey and under that habit play the knave with him.
+ Do you hear, forester?
+
+ORLANDO Very well: what would you?
+
+ROSALIND I pray you, what is't o'clock?
+
+ORLANDO You should ask me what time o' day: there's no clock
+ in the forest.
+
+ROSALIND Then there is no true lover in the forest; else
+ sighing every minute and groaning every hour would
+ detect the lazy foot of Time as well as a clock.
+
+ORLANDO And why not the swift foot of Time? had not that
+ been as proper?
+
+ROSALIND By no means, sir: Time travels in divers paces with
+ divers persons. I'll tell you who Time ambles
+ withal, who Time trots withal, who Time gallops
+ withal and who he stands still withal.
+
+ORLANDO I prithee, who doth he trot withal?
+
+ROSALIND Marry, he trots hard with a young maid between the
+ contract of her marriage and the day it is
+ solemnized: if the interim be but a se'nnight,
+ Time's pace is so hard that it seems the length of
+ seven year.
+
+ORLANDO Who ambles Time withal?
+
+ROSALIND With a priest that lacks Latin and a rich man that
+ hath not the gout, for the one sleeps easily because
+ he cannot study, and the other lives merrily because
+ he feels no pain, the one lacking the burden of lean
+ and wasteful learning, the other knowing no burden
+ of heavy tedious penury; these Time ambles withal.
+
+ORLANDO Who doth he gallop withal?
+
+ROSALIND With a thief to the gallows, for though he go as
+ softly as foot can fall, he thinks himself too soon there.
+
+ORLANDO Who stays it still withal?
+
+ROSALIND With lawyers in the vacation, for they sleep between
+ term and term and then they perceive not how Time moves.
+
+ORLANDO Where dwell you, pretty youth?
+
+ROSALIND With this shepherdess, my sister; here in the
+ skirts of the forest, like fringe upon a petticoat.
+
+ORLANDO Are you native of this place?
+
+ROSALIND As the cony that you see dwell where she is kindled.
+
+ORLANDO Your accent is something finer than you could
+ purchase in so removed a dwelling.
+
+ROSALIND I have been told so of many: but indeed an old
+ religious uncle of mine taught me to speak, who was
+ in his youth an inland man; one that knew courtship
+ too well, for there he fell in love. I have heard
+ him read many lectures against it, and I thank God
+ I am not a woman, to be touched with so many
+ giddy offences as he hath generally taxed their
+ whole sex withal.
+
+ORLANDO Can you remember any of the principal evils that he
+ laid to the charge of women?
+
+ROSALIND There were none principal; they were all like one
+ another as half-pence are, every one fault seeming
+ monstrous till his fellow fault came to match it.
+
+ORLANDO I prithee, recount some of them.
+
+ROSALIND No, I will not cast away my physic but on those that
+ are sick. There is a man haunts the forest, that
+ abuses our young plants with carving 'Rosalind' on
+ their barks; hangs odes upon hawthorns and elegies
+ on brambles, all, forsooth, deifying the name of
+ Rosalind: if I could meet that fancy-monger I would
+ give him some good counsel, for he seems to have the
+ quotidian of love upon him.
+
+ORLANDO I am he that is so love-shaked: I pray you tell me
+ your remedy.
+
+ROSALIND There is none of my uncle's marks upon you: he
+ taught me how to know a man in love; in which cage
+ of rushes I am sure you are not prisoner.
+
+ORLANDO What were his marks?
+
+ROSALIND A lean cheek, which you have not, a blue eye and
+ sunken, which you have not, an unquestionable
+ spirit, which you have not, a beard neglected,
+ which you have not; but I pardon you for that, for
+ simply your having in beard is a younger brother's
+ revenue: then your hose should be ungartered, your
+ bonnet unbanded, your sleeve unbuttoned, your shoe
+ untied and every thing about you demonstrating a
+ careless desolation; but you are no such man; you
+ are rather point-device in your accoutrements as
+ loving yourself than seeming the lover of any other.
+
+ORLANDO Fair youth, I would I could make thee believe I love.
+
+ROSALIND Me believe it! you may as soon make her that you
+ love believe it; which, I warrant, she is apter to
+ do than to confess she does: that is one of the
+ points in the which women still give the lie to
+ their consciences. But, in good sooth, are you he
+ that hangs the verses on the trees, wherein Rosalind
+ is so admired?
+
+ORLANDO I swear to thee, youth, by the white hand of
+ Rosalind, I am that he, that unfortunate he.
+
+ROSALIND But are you so much in love as your rhymes speak?
+
+ORLANDO Neither rhyme nor reason can express how much.
+
+ROSALIND Love is merely a madness, and, I tell you, deserves
+ as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do: and
+ the reason why they are not so punished and cured
+ is, that the lunacy is so ordinary that the whippers
+ are in love too. Yet I profess curing it by counsel.
+
+ORLANDO Did you ever cure any so?
+
+ROSALIND Yes, one, and in this manner. He was to imagine me
+ his love, his mistress; and I set him every day to
+ woo me: at which time would I, being but a moonish
+ youth, grieve, be effeminate, changeable, longing
+ and liking, proud, fantastical, apish, shallow,
+ inconstant, full of tears, full of smiles, for every
+ passion something and for no passion truly any
+ thing, as boys and women are for the most part
+ cattle of this colour; would now like him, now loathe
+ him; then entertain him, then forswear him; now weep
+ for him, then spit at him; that I drave my suitor
+ from his mad humour of love to a living humour of
+ madness; which was, to forswear the full stream of
+ the world, and to live in a nook merely monastic.
+ And thus I cured him; and this way will I take upon
+ me to wash your liver as clean as a sound sheep's
+ heart, that there shall not be one spot of love in't.
+
+ORLANDO I would not be cured, youth.
+
+ROSALIND I would cure you, if you would but call me Rosalind
+ and come every day to my cote and woo me.
+
+ORLANDO Now, by the faith of my love, I will: tell me
+ where it is.
+
+ROSALIND Go with me to it and I'll show it you and by the way
+ you shall tell me where in the forest you live.
+ Will you go?
+
+ORLANDO With all my heart, good youth.
+
+ROSALIND Nay you must call me Rosalind. Come, sister, will you go?
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III The forest.
+
+
+ [Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY; JAQUES behind]
+
+TOUCHSTONE Come apace, good Audrey: I will fetch up your
+ goats, Audrey. And how, Audrey? am I the man yet?
+ doth my simple feature content you?
+
+AUDREY Your features! Lord warrant us! what features!
+
+TOUCHSTONE I am here with thee and thy goats, as the most
+ capricious poet, honest Ovid, was among the Goths.
+
+JAQUES [Aside] O knowledge ill-inhabited, worse than Jove
+ in a thatched house!
+
+TOUCHSTONE When a man's verses cannot be understood, nor a
+ man's good wit seconded with the forward child
+ Understanding, it strikes a man more dead than a
+ great reckoning in a little room. Truly, I would
+ the gods had made thee poetical.
+
+AUDREY I do not know what 'poetical' is: is it honest in
+ deed and word? is it a true thing?
+
+TOUCHSTONE No, truly; for the truest poetry is the most
+ feigning; and lovers are given to poetry, and what
+ they swear in poetry may be said as lovers they do feign.
+
+AUDREY Do you wish then that the gods had made me poetical?
+
+TOUCHSTONE I do, truly; for thou swearest to me thou art
+ honest: now, if thou wert a poet, I might have some
+ hope thou didst feign.
+
+AUDREY Would you not have me honest?
+
+TOUCHSTONE No, truly, unless thou wert hard-favoured; for
+ honesty coupled to beauty is to have honey a sauce to sugar.
+
+JAQUES [Aside] A material fool!
+
+AUDREY Well, I am not fair; and therefore I pray the gods
+ make me honest.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Truly, and to cast away honesty upon a foul slut
+ were to put good meat into an unclean dish.
+
+AUDREY I am not a slut, though I thank the gods I am foul.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Well, praised be the gods for thy foulness!
+ sluttishness may come hereafter. But be it as it may
+ be, I will marry thee, and to that end I have been
+ with Sir Oliver Martext, the vicar of the next
+ village, who hath promised to meet me in this place
+ of the forest and to couple us.
+
+JAQUES [Aside] I would fain see this meeting.
+
+AUDREY Well, the gods give us joy!
+
+TOUCHSTONE Amen. A man may, if he were of a fearful heart,
+ stagger in this attempt; for here we have no temple
+ but the wood, no assembly but horn-beasts. But what
+ though? Courage! As horns are odious, they are
+ necessary. It is said, 'many a man knows no end of
+ his goods:' right; many a man has good horns, and
+ knows no end of them. Well, that is the dowry of
+ his wife; 'tis none of his own getting. Horns?
+ Even so. Poor men alone? No, no; the noblest deer
+ hath them as huge as the rascal. Is the single man
+ therefore blessed? No: as a walled town is more
+ worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a
+ married man more honourable than the bare brow of a
+ bachelor; and by how much defence is better than no
+ skill, by so much is a horn more precious than to
+ want. Here comes Sir Oliver.
+
+ [Enter SIR OLIVER MARTEXT]
+
+ Sir Oliver Martext, you are well met: will you
+ dispatch us here under this tree, or shall we go
+ with you to your chapel?
+
+SIR OLIVER MARTEXT Is there none here to give the woman?
+
+TOUCHSTONE I will not take her on gift of any man.
+
+SIR OLIVER MARTEXT Truly, she must be given, or the marriage is not lawful.
+
+JAQUES [Advancing]
+
+ Proceed, proceed I'll give her.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Good even, good Master What-ye-call't: how do you,
+ sir? You are very well met: God 'ild you for your
+ last company: I am very glad to see you: even a
+ toy in hand here, sir: nay, pray be covered.
+
+JAQUES Will you be married, motley?
+
+TOUCHSTONE As the ox hath his bow, sir, the horse his curb and
+ the falcon her bells, so man hath his desires; and
+ as pigeons bill, so wedlock would be nibbling.
+
+JAQUES And will you, being a man of your breeding, be
+ married under a bush like a beggar? Get you to
+ church, and have a good priest that can tell you
+ what marriage is: this fellow will but join you
+ together as they join wainscot; then one of you will
+ prove a shrunk panel and, like green timber, warp, warp.
+
+TOUCHSTONE [Aside] I am not in the mind but I were better to be
+ married of him than of another: for he is not like
+ to marry me well; and not being well married, it
+ will be a good excuse for me hereafter to leave my wife.
+
+JAQUES Go thou with me, and let me counsel thee.
+
+TOUCHSTONE 'Come, sweet Audrey:
+ We must be married, or we must live in bawdry.
+ Farewell, good Master Oliver: not,--
+ O sweet Oliver,
+ O brave Oliver,
+ Leave me not behind thee: but,--
+ Wind away,
+ Begone, I say,
+ I will not to wedding with thee.
+
+ [Exeunt JAQUES, TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY]
+
+SIR OLIVER MARTEXT 'Tis no matter: ne'er a fantastical knave of them
+ all shall flout me out of my calling.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The forest.
+
+
+ [Enter ROSALIND and CELIA]
+
+ROSALIND Never talk to me; I will weep.
+
+CELIA Do, I prithee; but yet have the grace to consider
+ that tears do not become a man.
+
+ROSALIND But have I not cause to weep?
+
+CELIA As good cause as one would desire; therefore weep.
+
+ROSALIND His very hair is of the dissembling colour.
+
+CELIA Something browner than Judas's marry, his kisses are
+ Judas's own children.
+
+ROSALIND I' faith, his hair is of a good colour.
+
+CELIA An excellent colour: your chestnut was ever the only colour.
+
+ROSALIND And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch
+ of holy bread.
+
+CELIA He hath bought a pair of cast lips of Diana: a nun
+ of winter's sisterhood kisses not more religiously;
+ the very ice of chastity is in them.
+
+ROSALIND But why did he swear he would come this morning, and
+ comes not?
+
+CELIA Nay, certainly, there is no truth in him.
+
+ROSALIND Do you think so?
+
+CELIA Yes; I think he is not a pick-purse nor a
+ horse-stealer, but for his verity in love, I do
+ think him as concave as a covered goblet or a
+ worm-eaten nut.
+
+ROSALIND Not true in love?
+
+CELIA Yes, when he is in; but I think he is not in.
+
+ROSALIND You have heard him swear downright he was.
+
+CELIA 'Was' is not 'is:' besides, the oath of a lover is
+ no stronger than the word of a tapster; they are
+ both the confirmer of false reckonings. He attends
+ here in the forest on the duke your father.
+
+ROSALIND I met the duke yesterday and had much question with
+ him: he asked me of what parentage I was; I told
+ him, of as good as he; so he laughed and let me go.
+ But what talk we of fathers, when there is such a
+ man as Orlando?
+
+CELIA O, that's a brave man! he writes brave verses,
+ speaks brave words, swears brave oaths and breaks
+ them bravely, quite traverse, athwart the heart of
+ his lover; as a puisny tilter, that spurs his horse
+ but on one side, breaks his staff like a noble
+ goose: but all's brave that youth mounts and folly
+ guides. Who comes here?
+
+ [Enter CORIN]
+
+CORIN Mistress and master, you have oft inquired
+ After the shepherd that complain'd of love,
+ Who you saw sitting by me on the turf,
+ Praising the proud disdainful shepherdess
+ That was his mistress.
+
+CELIA Well, and what of him?
+
+CORIN If you will see a pageant truly play'd,
+ Between the pale complexion of true love
+ And the red glow of scorn and proud disdain,
+ Go hence a little and I shall conduct you,
+ If you will mark it.
+
+ROSALIND O, come, let us remove:
+ The sight of lovers feedeth those in love.
+ Bring us to this sight, and you shall say
+ I'll prove a busy actor in their play.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another part of the forest.
+
+
+ [Enter SILVIUS and PHEBE]
+
+SILVIUS Sweet Phebe, do not scorn me; do not, Phebe;
+ Say that you love me not, but say not so
+ In bitterness. The common executioner,
+ Whose heart the accustom'd sight of death makes hard,
+ Falls not the axe upon the humbled neck
+ But first begs pardon: will you sterner be
+ Than he that dies and lives by bloody drops?
+
+ [Enter ROSALIND, CELIA, and CORIN, behind]
+
+PHEBE I would not be thy executioner:
+ I fly thee, for I would not injure thee.
+ Thou tell'st me there is murder in mine eye:
+ 'Tis pretty, sure, and very probable,
+ That eyes, that are the frail'st and softest things,
+ Who shut their coward gates on atomies,
+ Should be call'd tyrants, butchers, murderers!
+ Now I do frown on thee with all my heart;
+ And if mine eyes can wound, now let them kill thee:
+ Now counterfeit to swoon; why now fall down;
+ Or if thou canst not, O, for shame, for shame,
+ Lie not, to say mine eyes are murderers!
+ Now show the wound mine eye hath made in thee:
+ Scratch thee but with a pin, and there remains
+ Some scar of it; lean but upon a rush,
+ The cicatrice and capable impressure
+ Thy palm some moment keeps; but now mine eyes,
+ Which I have darted at thee, hurt thee not,
+ Nor, I am sure, there is no force in eyes
+ That can do hurt.
+
+SILVIUS O dear Phebe,
+ If ever,--as that ever may be near,--
+ You meet in some fresh cheek the power of fancy,
+ Then shall you know the wounds invisible
+ That love's keen arrows make.
+
+PHEBE But till that time
+ Come not thou near me: and when that time comes,
+ Afflict me with thy mocks, pity me not;
+ As till that time I shall not pity thee.
+
+ROSALIND And why, I pray you? Who might be your mother,
+ That you insult, exult, and all at once,
+ Over the wretched? What though you have no beauty,--
+ As, by my faith, I see no more in you
+ Than without candle may go dark to bed--
+ Must you be therefore proud and pitiless?
+ Why, what means this? Why do you look on me?
+ I see no more in you than in the ordinary
+ Of nature's sale-work. 'Od's my little life,
+ I think she means to tangle my eyes too!
+ No, faith, proud mistress, hope not after it:
+ 'Tis not your inky brows, your black silk hair,
+ Your bugle eyeballs, nor your cheek of cream,
+ That can entame my spirits to your worship.
+ You foolish shepherd, wherefore do you follow her,
+ Like foggy south puffing with wind and rain?
+ You are a thousand times a properer man
+ Than she a woman: 'tis such fools as you
+ That makes the world full of ill-favour'd children:
+ 'Tis not her glass, but you, that flatters her;
+ And out of you she sees herself more proper
+ Than any of her lineaments can show her.
+ But, mistress, know yourself: down on your knees,
+ And thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's love:
+ For I must tell you friendly in your ear,
+ Sell when you can: you are not for all markets:
+ Cry the man mercy; love him; take his offer:
+ Foul is most foul, being foul to be a scoffer.
+ So take her to thee, shepherd: fare you well.
+
+PHEBE Sweet youth, I pray you, chide a year together:
+ I had rather hear you chide than this man woo.
+
+ROSALIND He's fallen in love with your foulness and she'll
+ fall in love with my anger. If it be so, as fast as
+ she answers thee with frowning looks, I'll sauce her
+ with bitter words. Why look you so upon me?
+
+PHEBE For no ill will I bear you.
+
+ROSALIND I pray you, do not fall in love with me,
+ For I am falser than vows made in wine:
+ Besides, I like you not. If you will know my house,
+ 'Tis at the tuft of olives here hard by.
+ Will you go, sister? Shepherd, ply her hard.
+ Come, sister. Shepherdess, look on him better,
+ And be not proud: though all the world could see,
+ None could be so abused in sight as he.
+ Come, to our flock.
+
+ [Exeunt ROSALIND, CELIA and CORIN]
+
+PHEBE Dead Shepherd, now I find thy saw of might,
+ 'Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?'
+
+SILVIUS Sweet Phebe,--
+
+PHEBE Ha, what say'st thou, Silvius?
+
+SILVIUS Sweet Phebe, pity me.
+
+PHEBE Why, I am sorry for thee, gentle Silvius.
+
+SILVIUS Wherever sorrow is, relief would be:
+ If you do sorrow at my grief in love,
+ By giving love your sorrow and my grief
+ Were both extermined.
+
+PHEBE Thou hast my love: is not that neighbourly?
+
+SILVIUS I would have you.
+
+PHEBE Why, that were covetousness.
+ Silvius, the time was that I hated thee,
+ And yet it is not that I bear thee love;
+ But since that thou canst talk of love so well,
+ Thy company, which erst was irksome to me,
+ I will endure, and I'll employ thee too:
+ But do not look for further recompense
+ Than thine own gladness that thou art employ'd.
+
+SILVIUS So holy and so perfect is my love,
+ And I in such a poverty of grace,
+ That I shall think it a most plenteous crop
+ To glean the broken ears after the man
+ That the main harvest reaps: loose now and then
+ A scatter'd smile, and that I'll live upon.
+
+PHEBE Know'st now the youth that spoke to me erewhile?
+
+SILVIUS Not very well, but I have met him oft;
+ And he hath bought the cottage and the bounds
+ That the old carlot once was master of.
+
+PHEBE Think not I love him, though I ask for him:
+ 'Tis but a peevish boy; yet he talks well;
+ But what care I for words? yet words do well
+ When he that speaks them pleases those that hear.
+ It is a pretty youth: not very pretty:
+ But, sure, he's proud, and yet his pride becomes him:
+ He'll make a proper man: the best thing in him
+ Is his complexion; and faster than his tongue
+ Did make offence his eye did heal it up.
+ He is not very tall; yet for his years he's tall:
+ His leg is but so so; and yet 'tis well:
+ There was a pretty redness in his lip,
+ A little riper and more lusty red
+ Than that mix'd in his cheek; 'twas just the difference
+ Between the constant red and mingled damask.
+ There be some women, Silvius, had they mark'd him
+ In parcels as I did, would have gone near
+ To fall in love with him; but, for my part,
+ I love him not nor hate him not; and yet
+ I have more cause to hate him than to love him:
+ For what had he to do to chide at me?
+ He said mine eyes were black and my hair black:
+ And, now I am remember'd, scorn'd at me:
+ I marvel why I answer'd not again:
+ But that's all one; omittance is no quittance.
+ I'll write to him a very taunting letter,
+ And thou shalt bear it: wilt thou, Silvius?
+
+SILVIUS Phebe, with all my heart.
+
+PHEBE I'll write it straight;
+ The matter's in my head and in my heart:
+ I will be bitter with him and passing short.
+ Go with me, Silvius.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I The forest.
+
+
+ [Enter ROSALIND, CELIA, and JAQUES]
+
+JAQUES I prithee, pretty youth, let me be better acquainted
+ with thee.
+
+ROSALIND They say you are a melancholy fellow.
+
+JAQUES I am so; I do love it better than laughing.
+
+ROSALIND Those that are in extremity of either are abominable
+ fellows and betray themselves to every modern
+ censure worse than drunkards.
+
+JAQUES Why, 'tis good to be sad and say nothing.
+
+ROSALIND Why then, 'tis good to be a post.
+
+JAQUES I have neither the scholar's melancholy, which is
+ emulation, nor the musician's, which is fantastical,
+ nor the courtier's, which is proud, nor the
+ soldier's, which is ambitious, nor the lawyer's,
+ which is politic, nor the lady's, which is nice, nor
+ the lover's, which is all these: but it is a
+ melancholy of mine own, compounded of many simples,
+ extracted from many objects, and indeed the sundry's
+ contemplation of my travels, in which my often
+ rumination wraps me m a most humorous sadness.
+
+ROSALIND A traveller! By my faith, you have great reason to
+ be sad: I fear you have sold your own lands to see
+ other men's; then, to have seen much and to have
+ nothing, is to have rich eyes and poor hands.
+
+JAQUES Yes, I have gained my experience.
+
+ROSALIND And your experience makes you sad: I had rather have
+ a fool to make me merry than experience to make me
+ sad; and to travel for it too!
+
+ [Enter ORLANDO]
+
+ORLANDO Good day and happiness, dear Rosalind!
+
+JAQUES Nay, then, God be wi' you, an you talk in blank verse.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ROSALIND Farewell, Monsieur Traveller: look you lisp and
+ wear strange suits, disable all the benefits of your
+ own country, be out of love with your nativity and
+ almost chide God for making you that countenance you
+ are, or I will scarce think you have swam in a
+ gondola. Why, how now, Orlando! where have you been
+ all this while? You a lover! An you serve me such
+ another trick, never come in my sight more.
+
+ORLANDO My fair Rosalind, I come within an hour of my promise.
+
+ROSALIND Break an hour's promise in love! He that will
+ divide a minute into a thousand parts and break but
+ a part of the thousandth part of a minute in the
+ affairs of love, it may be said of him that Cupid
+ hath clapped him o' the shoulder, but I'll warrant
+ him heart-whole.
+
+ORLANDO Pardon me, dear Rosalind.
+
+ROSALIND Nay, an you be so tardy, come no more in my sight: I
+ had as lief be wooed of a snail.
+
+ORLANDO Of a snail?
+
+ROSALIND Ay, of a snail; for though he comes slowly, he
+ carries his house on his head; a better jointure,
+ I think, than you make a woman: besides he brings
+ his destiny with him.
+
+ORLANDO What's that?
+
+ROSALIND Why, horns, which such as you are fain to be
+ beholding to your wives for: but he comes armed in
+ his fortune and prevents the slander of his wife.
+
+ORLANDO Virtue is no horn-maker; and my Rosalind is virtuous.
+
+ROSALIND And I am your Rosalind.
+
+CELIA It pleases him to call you so; but he hath a
+ Rosalind of a better leer than you.
+
+ROSALIND Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday
+ humour and like enough to consent. What would you
+ say to me now, an I were your very very Rosalind?
+
+ORLANDO I would kiss before I spoke.
+
+ROSALIND Nay, you were better speak first, and when you were
+ gravelled for lack of matter, you might take
+ occasion to kiss. Very good orators, when they are
+ out, they will spit; and for lovers lacking--God
+ warn us!--matter, the cleanliest shift is to kiss.
+
+ORLANDO How if the kiss be denied?
+
+ROSALIND Then she puts you to entreaty, and there begins new matter.
+
+ORLANDO Who could be out, being before his beloved mistress?
+
+ROSALIND Marry, that should you, if I were your mistress, or
+ I should think my honesty ranker than my wit.
+
+ORLANDO What, of my suit?
+
+ROSALIND Not out of your apparel, and yet out of your suit.
+ Am not I your Rosalind?
+
+ORLANDO I take some joy to say you are, because I would be
+ talking of her.
+
+ROSALIND Well in her person I say I will not have you.
+
+ORLANDO Then in mine own person I die.
+
+ROSALIND No, faith, die by attorney. The poor world is
+ almost six thousand years old, and in all this time
+ there was not any man died in his own person,
+ videlicit, in a love-cause. Troilus had his brains
+ dashed out with a Grecian club; yet he did what he
+ could to die before, and he is one of the patterns
+ of love. Leander, he would have lived many a fair
+ year, though Hero had turned nun, if it had not been
+ for a hot midsummer night; for, good youth, he went
+ but forth to wash him in the Hellespont and being
+ taken with the cramp was drowned and the foolish
+ coroners of that age found it was 'Hero of Sestos.'
+ But these are all lies: men have died from time to
+ time and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
+
+ORLANDO I would not have my right Rosalind of this mind,
+ for, I protest, her frown might kill me.
+
+ROSALIND By this hand, it will not kill a fly. But come, now
+ I will be your Rosalind in a more coming-on
+ disposition, and ask me what you will. I will grant
+ it.
+
+ORLANDO Then love me, Rosalind.
+
+ROSALIND Yes, faith, will I, Fridays and Saturdays and all.
+
+ORLANDO And wilt thou have me?
+
+ROSALIND Ay, and twenty such.
+
+ORLANDO What sayest thou?
+
+ROSALIND Are you not good?
+
+ORLANDO I hope so.
+
+ROSALIND Why then, can one desire too much of a good thing?
+ Come, sister, you shall be the priest and marry us.
+ Give me your hand, Orlando. What do you say, sister?
+
+ORLANDO Pray thee, marry us.
+
+CELIA I cannot say the words.
+
+ROSALIND You must begin, 'Will you, Orlando--'
+
+CELIA Go to. Will you, Orlando, have to wife this Rosalind?
+
+ORLANDO I will.
+
+ROSALIND Ay, but when?
+
+ORLANDO Why now; as fast as she can marry us.
+
+ROSALIND Then you must say 'I take thee, Rosalind, for wife.'
+
+ORLANDO I take thee, Rosalind, for wife.
+
+ROSALIND I might ask you for your commission; but I do take
+ thee, Orlando, for my husband: there's a girl goes
+ before the priest; and certainly a woman's thought
+ runs before her actions.
+
+ORLANDO So do all thoughts; they are winged.
+
+ROSALIND Now tell me how long you would have her after you
+ have possessed her.
+
+ORLANDO For ever and a day.
+
+ROSALIND Say 'a day,' without the 'ever.' No, no, Orlando;
+ men are April when they woo, December when they wed:
+ maids are May when they are maids, but the sky
+ changes when they are wives. I will be more jealous
+ of thee than a Barbary cock-pigeon over his hen,
+ more clamorous than a parrot against rain, more
+ new-fangled than an ape, more giddy in my desires
+ than a monkey: I will weep for nothing, like Diana
+ in the fountain, and I will do that when you are
+ disposed to be merry; I will laugh like a hyen, and
+ that when thou art inclined to sleep.
+
+ORLANDO But will my Rosalind do so?
+
+ROSALIND By my life, she will do as I do.
+
+ORLANDO O, but she is wise.
+
+ROSALIND Or else she could not have the wit to do this: the
+ wiser, the waywarder: make the doors upon a woman's
+ wit and it will out at the casement; shut that and
+ 'twill out at the key-hole; stop that, 'twill fly
+ with the smoke out at the chimney.
+
+ORLANDO A man that had a wife with such a wit, he might say
+ 'Wit, whither wilt?'
+
+ROSALIND Nay, you might keep that cheque for it till you met
+ your wife's wit going to your neighbour's bed.
+
+ORLANDO And what wit could wit have to excuse that?
+
+ROSALIND Marry, to say she came to seek you there. You shall
+ never take her without her answer, unless you take
+ her without her tongue. O, that woman that cannot
+ make her fault her husband's occasion, let her
+ never nurse her child herself, for she will breed
+ it like a fool!
+
+ORLANDO For these two hours, Rosalind, I will leave thee.
+
+ROSALIND Alas! dear love, I cannot lack thee two hours.
+
+ORLANDO I must attend the duke at dinner: by two o'clock I
+ will be with thee again.
+
+ROSALIND Ay, go your ways, go your ways; I knew what you
+ would prove: my friends told me as much, and I
+ thought no less: that flattering tongue of yours
+ won me: 'tis but one cast away, and so, come,
+ death! Two o'clock is your hour?
+
+ORLANDO Ay, sweet Rosalind.
+
+ROSALIND By my troth, and in good earnest, and so God mend
+ me, and by all pretty oaths that are not dangerous,
+ if you break one jot of your promise or come one
+ minute behind your hour, I will think you the most
+ pathetical break-promise and the most hollow lover
+ and the most unworthy of her you call Rosalind that
+ may be chosen out of the gross band of the
+ unfaithful: therefore beware my censure and keep
+ your promise.
+
+ORLANDO With no less religion than if thou wert indeed my
+ Rosalind: so adieu.
+
+ROSALIND Well, Time is the old justice that examines all such
+ offenders, and let Time try: adieu.
+
+ [Exit ORLANDO]
+
+CELIA You have simply misused our sex in your love-prate:
+ we must have your doublet and hose plucked over your
+ head, and show the world what the bird hath done to
+ her own nest.
+
+ROSALIND O coz, coz, coz, my pretty little coz, that thou
+ didst know how many fathom deep I am in love! But
+ it cannot be sounded: my affection hath an unknown
+ bottom, like the bay of Portugal.
+
+CELIA Or rather, bottomless, that as fast as you pour
+ affection in, it runs out.
+
+ROSALIND No, that same wicked bastard of Venus that was begot
+ of thought, conceived of spleen and born of madness,
+ that blind rascally boy that abuses every one's eyes
+ because his own are out, let him be judge how deep I
+ am in love. I'll tell thee, Aliena, I cannot be out
+ of the sight of Orlando: I'll go find a shadow and
+ sigh till he come.
+
+CELIA And I'll sleep.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II The forest.
+
+
+ [Enter JAQUES, Lords, and Foresters]
+
+JAQUES Which is he that killed the deer?
+
+A Lord Sir, it was I.
+
+JAQUES Let's present him to the duke, like a Roman
+ conqueror; and it would do well to set the deer's
+ horns upon his head, for a branch of victory. Have
+ you no song, forester, for this purpose?
+
+Forester Yes, sir.
+
+JAQUES Sing it: 'tis no matter how it be in tune, so it
+ make noise enough.
+
+ SONG.
+Forester What shall he have that kill'd the deer?
+ His leather skin and horns to wear.
+ Then sing him home;
+
+ [The rest shall bear this burden]
+
+ Take thou no scorn to wear the horn;
+ It was a crest ere thou wast born:
+ Thy father's father wore it,
+ And thy father bore it:
+ The horn, the horn, the lusty horn
+ Is not a thing to laugh to scorn.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III The forest.
+
+
+ [Enter ROSALIND and CELIA]
+
+ROSALIND How say you now? Is it not past two o'clock? and
+ here much Orlando!
+
+CELIA I warrant you, with pure love and troubled brain, he
+ hath ta'en his bow and arrows and is gone forth to
+ sleep. Look, who comes here.
+
+ [Enter SILVIUS]
+
+SILVIUS My errand is to you, fair youth;
+ My gentle Phebe bid me give you this:
+ I know not the contents; but, as I guess
+ By the stern brow and waspish action
+ Which she did use as she was writing of it,
+ It bears an angry tenor: pardon me:
+ I am but as a guiltless messenger.
+
+ROSALIND Patience herself would startle at this letter
+ And play the swaggerer; bear this, bear all:
+ She says I am not fair, that I lack manners;
+ She calls me proud, and that she could not love me,
+ Were man as rare as phoenix. 'Od's my will!
+ Her love is not the hare that I do hunt:
+ Why writes she so to me? Well, shepherd, well,
+ This is a letter of your own device.
+
+SILVIUS No, I protest, I know not the contents:
+ Phebe did write it.
+
+ROSALIND Come, come, you are a fool
+ And turn'd into the extremity of love.
+ I saw her hand: she has a leathern hand.
+ A freestone-colour'd hand; I verily did think
+ That her old gloves were on, but 'twas her hands:
+ She has a huswife's hand; but that's no matter:
+ I say she never did invent this letter;
+ This is a man's invention and his hand.
+
+SILVIUS Sure, it is hers.
+
+ROSALIND Why, 'tis a boisterous and a cruel style.
+ A style for-challengers; why, she defies me,
+ Like Turk to Christian: women's gentle brain
+ Could not drop forth such giant-rude invention
+ Such Ethiope words, blacker in their effect
+ Than in their countenance. Will you hear the letter?
+
+SILVIUS So please you, for I never heard it yet;
+ Yet heard too much of Phebe's cruelty.
+
+ROSALIND She Phebes me: mark how the tyrant writes.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ Art thou god to shepherd turn'd,
+ That a maiden's heart hath burn'd?
+ Can a woman rail thus?
+
+SILVIUS Call you this railing?
+
+ROSALIND [Reads]
+
+ Why, thy godhead laid apart,
+ Warr'st thou with a woman's heart?
+ Did you ever hear such railing?
+ Whiles the eye of man did woo me,
+ That could do no vengeance to me.
+ Meaning me a beast.
+ If the scorn of your bright eyne
+ Have power to raise such love in mine,
+ Alack, in me what strange effect
+ Would they work in mild aspect!
+ Whiles you chid me, I did love;
+ How then might your prayers move!
+ He that brings this love to thee
+ Little knows this love in me:
+ And by him seal up thy mind;
+ Whether that thy youth and kind
+ Will the faithful offer take
+ Of me and all that I can make;
+ Or else by him my love deny,
+ And then I'll study how to die.
+
+SILVIUS Call you this chiding?
+
+CELIA Alas, poor shepherd!
+
+ROSALIND Do you pity him? no, he deserves no pity. Wilt
+ thou love such a woman? What, to make thee an
+ instrument and play false strains upon thee! not to
+ be endured! Well, go your way to her, for I see
+ love hath made thee a tame snake, and say this to
+ her: that if she love me, I charge her to love
+ thee; if she will not, I will never have her unless
+ thou entreat for her. If you be a true lover,
+ hence, and not a word; for here comes more company.
+
+ [Exit SILVIUS]
+
+ [Enter OLIVER]
+
+OLIVER Good morrow, fair ones: pray you, if you know,
+ Where in the purlieus of this forest stands
+ A sheep-cote fenced about with olive trees?
+
+CELIA West of this place, down in the neighbour bottom:
+ The rank of osiers by the murmuring stream
+ Left on your right hand brings you to the place.
+ But at this hour the house doth keep itself;
+ There's none within.
+
+OLIVER If that an eye may profit by a tongue,
+ Then should I know you by description;
+ Such garments and such years: 'The boy is fair,
+ Of female favour, and bestows himself
+ Like a ripe sister: the woman low
+ And browner than her brother.' Are not you
+ The owner of the house I did inquire for?
+
+CELIA It is no boast, being ask'd, to say we are.
+
+OLIVER Orlando doth commend him to you both,
+ And to that youth he calls his Rosalind
+ He sends this bloody napkin. Are you he?
+
+ROSALIND I am: what must we understand by this?
+
+OLIVER Some of my shame; if you will know of me
+ What man I am, and how, and why, and where
+ This handkercher was stain'd.
+
+CELIA I pray you, tell it.
+
+OLIVER When last the young Orlando parted from you
+ He left a promise to return again
+ Within an hour, and pacing through the forest,
+ Chewing the food of sweet and bitter fancy,
+ Lo, what befell! he threw his eye aside,
+ And mark what object did present itself:
+ Under an oak, whose boughs were moss'd with age
+ And high top bald with dry antiquity,
+ A wretched ragged man, o'ergrown with hair,
+ Lay sleeping on his back: about his neck
+ A green and gilded snake had wreathed itself,
+ Who with her head nimble in threats approach'd
+ The opening of his mouth; but suddenly,
+ Seeing Orlando, it unlink'd itself,
+ And with indented glides did slip away
+ Into a bush: under which bush's shade
+ A lioness, with udders all drawn dry,
+ Lay couching, head on ground, with catlike watch,
+ When that the sleeping man should stir; for 'tis
+ The royal disposition of that beast
+ To prey on nothing that doth seem as dead:
+ This seen, Orlando did approach the man
+ And found it was his brother, his elder brother.
+
+CELIA O, I have heard him speak of that same brother;
+ And he did render him the most unnatural
+ That lived amongst men.
+
+OLIVER And well he might so do,
+ For well I know he was unnatural.
+
+ROSALIND But, to Orlando: did he leave him there,
+ Food to the suck'd and hungry lioness?
+
+OLIVER Twice did he turn his back and purposed so;
+ But kindness, nobler ever than revenge,
+ And nature, stronger than his just occasion,
+ Made him give battle to the lioness,
+ Who quickly fell before him: in which hurtling
+ From miserable slumber I awaked.
+
+CELIA Are you his brother?
+
+ROSALIND Wast you he rescued?
+
+CELIA Was't you that did so oft contrive to kill him?
+
+OLIVER 'Twas I; but 'tis not I I do not shame
+ To tell you what I was, since my conversion
+ So sweetly tastes, being the thing I am.
+
+ROSALIND But, for the bloody napkin?
+
+OLIVER By and by.
+ When from the first to last betwixt us two
+ Tears our recountments had most kindly bathed,
+ As how I came into that desert place:--
+ In brief, he led me to the gentle duke,
+ Who gave me fresh array and entertainment,
+ Committing me unto my brother's love;
+ Who led me instantly unto his cave,
+ There stripp'd himself, and here upon his arm
+ The lioness had torn some flesh away,
+ Which all this while had bled; and now he fainted
+ And cried, in fainting, upon Rosalind.
+ Brief, I recover'd him, bound up his wound;
+ And, after some small space, being strong at heart,
+ He sent me hither, stranger as I am,
+ To tell this story, that you might excuse
+ His broken promise, and to give this napkin
+ Dyed in his blood unto the shepherd youth
+ That he in sport doth call his Rosalind.
+
+ [ROSALIND swoons]
+
+CELIA Why, how now, Ganymede! sweet Ganymede!
+
+OLIVER Many will swoon when they do look on blood.
+
+CELIA There is more in it. Cousin Ganymede!
+
+OLIVER Look, he recovers.
+
+ROSALIND I would I were at home.
+
+CELIA We'll lead you thither.
+ I pray you, will you take him by the arm?
+
+OLIVER Be of good cheer, youth: you a man! you lack a
+ man's heart.
+
+ROSALIND I do so, I confess it. Ah, sirrah, a body would
+ think this was well counterfeited! I pray you, tell
+ your brother how well I counterfeited. Heigh-ho!
+
+OLIVER This was not counterfeit: there is too great
+ testimony in your complexion that it was a passion
+ of earnest.
+
+ROSALIND Counterfeit, I assure you.
+
+OLIVER Well then, take a good heart and counterfeit to be a man.
+
+ROSALIND So I do: but, i' faith, I should have been a woman by right.
+
+CELIA Come, you look paler and paler: pray you, draw
+ homewards. Good sir, go with us.
+
+OLIVER That will I, for I must bear answer back
+ How you excuse my brother, Rosalind.
+
+ROSALIND I shall devise something: but, I pray you, commend
+ my counterfeiting to him. Will you go?
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I The forest.
+
+
+ [Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY]
+
+TOUCHSTONE We shall find a time, Audrey; patience, gentle Audrey.
+
+AUDREY Faith, the priest was good enough, for all the old
+ gentleman's saying.
+
+TOUCHSTONE A most wicked Sir Oliver, Audrey, a most vile
+ Martext. But, Audrey, there is a youth here in the
+ forest lays claim to you.
+
+AUDREY Ay, I know who 'tis; he hath no interest in me in
+ the world: here comes the man you mean.
+
+TOUCHSTONE It is meat and drink to me to see a clown: by my
+ troth, we that have good wits have much to answer
+ for; we shall be flouting; we cannot hold.
+
+ [Enter WILLIAM]
+
+WILLIAM Good even, Audrey.
+
+AUDREY God ye good even, William.
+
+WILLIAM And good even to you, sir.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Good even, gentle friend. Cover thy head, cover thy
+ head; nay, prithee, be covered. How old are you, friend?
+
+WILLIAM Five and twenty, sir.
+
+TOUCHSTONE A ripe age. Is thy name William?
+
+WILLIAM William, sir.
+
+TOUCHSTONE A fair name. Wast born i' the forest here?
+
+WILLIAM Ay, sir, I thank God.
+
+TOUCHSTONE 'Thank God;' a good answer. Art rich?
+
+WILLIAM Faith, sir, so so.
+
+TOUCHSTONE 'So so' is good, very good, very excellent good; and
+ yet it is not; it is but so so. Art thou wise?
+
+WILLIAM Ay, sir, I have a pretty wit.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Why, thou sayest well. I do now remember a saying,
+ 'The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man
+ knows himself to be a fool.' The heathen
+ philosopher, when he had a desire to eat a grape,
+ would open his lips when he put it into his mouth;
+ meaning thereby that grapes were made to eat and
+ lips to open. You do love this maid?
+
+WILLIAM I do, sir.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Give me your hand. Art thou learned?
+
+WILLIAM No, sir.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Then learn this of me: to have, is to have; for it
+ is a figure in rhetoric that drink, being poured out
+ of a cup into a glass, by filling the one doth empty
+ the other; for all your writers do consent that ipse
+ is he: now, you are not ipse, for I am he.
+
+WILLIAM Which he, sir?
+
+TOUCHSTONE He, sir, that must marry this woman. Therefore, you
+ clown, abandon,--which is in the vulgar leave,--the
+ society,--which in the boorish is company,--of this
+ female,--which in the common is woman; which
+ together is, abandon the society of this female, or,
+ clown, thou perishest; or, to thy better
+ understanding, diest; or, to wit I kill thee, make
+ thee away, translate thy life into death, thy
+ liberty into bondage: I will deal in poison with
+ thee, or in bastinado, or in steel; I will bandy
+ with thee in faction; I will o'errun thee with
+ policy; I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways:
+ therefore tremble and depart.
+
+AUDREY Do, good William.
+
+WILLIAM God rest you merry, sir.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter CORIN]
+
+CORIN Our master and mistress seeks you; come, away, away!
+
+TOUCHSTONE Trip, Audrey! trip, Audrey! I attend, I attend.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II The forest.
+
+
+ [Enter ORLANDO and OLIVER]
+
+ORLANDO Is't possible that on so little acquaintance you
+ should like her? that but seeing you should love
+ her? and loving woo? and, wooing, she should
+ grant? and will you persever to enjoy her?
+
+OLIVER Neither call the giddiness of it in question, the
+ poverty of her, the small acquaintance, my sudden
+ wooing, nor her sudden consenting; but say with me,
+ I love Aliena; say with her that she loves me;
+ consent with both that we may enjoy each other: it
+ shall be to your good; for my father's house and all
+ the revenue that was old Sir Rowland's will I
+ estate upon you, and here live and die a shepherd.
+
+ORLANDO You have my consent. Let your wedding be to-morrow:
+ thither will I invite the duke and all's contented
+ followers. Go you and prepare Aliena; for look
+ you, here comes my Rosalind.
+
+ [Enter ROSALIND]
+
+ROSALIND God save you, brother.
+
+OLIVER And you, fair sister.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ROSALIND O, my dear Orlando, how it grieves me to see thee
+ wear thy heart in a scarf!
+
+ORLANDO It is my arm.
+
+ROSALIND I thought thy heart had been wounded with the claws
+ of a lion.
+
+ORLANDO Wounded it is, but with the eyes of a lady.
+
+ROSALIND Did your brother tell you how I counterfeited to
+ swoon when he showed me your handkerchief?
+
+ORLANDO Ay, and greater wonders than that.
+
+ROSALIND O, I know where you are: nay, 'tis true: there was
+ never any thing so sudden but the fight of two rams
+ and Caesar's thrasonical brag of 'I came, saw, and
+ overcame:' for your brother and my sister no sooner
+ met but they looked, no sooner looked but they
+ loved, no sooner loved but they sighed, no sooner
+ sighed but they asked one another the reason, no
+ sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy;
+ and in these degrees have they made a pair of stairs
+ to marriage which they will climb incontinent, or
+ else be incontinent before marriage: they are in
+ the very wrath of love and they will together; clubs
+ cannot part them.
+
+ORLANDO They shall be married to-morrow, and I will bid the
+ duke to the nuptial. But, O, how bitter a thing it
+ is to look into happiness through another man's
+ eyes! By so much the more shall I to-morrow be at
+ the height of heart-heaviness, by how much I shall
+ think my brother happy in having what he wishes for.
+
+ROSALIND Why then, to-morrow I cannot serve your turn for Rosalind?
+
+ORLANDO I can live no longer by thinking.
+
+ROSALIND I will weary you then no longer with idle talking.
+ Know of me then, for now I speak to some purpose,
+ that I know you are a gentleman of good conceit: I
+ speak not this that you should bear a good opinion
+ of my knowledge, insomuch I say I know you are;
+ neither do I labour for a greater esteem than may in
+ some little measure draw a belief from you, to do
+ yourself good and not to grace me. Believe then, if
+ you please, that I can do strange things: I have,
+ since I was three year old, conversed with a
+ magician, most profound in his art and yet not
+ damnable. If you do love Rosalind so near the heart
+ as your gesture cries it out, when your brother
+ marries Aliena, shall you marry her: I know into
+ what straits of fortune she is driven; and it is
+ not impossible to me, if it appear not inconvenient
+ to you, to set her before your eyes tomorrow human
+ as she is and without any danger.
+
+ORLANDO Speakest thou in sober meanings?
+
+ROSALIND By my life, I do; which I tender dearly, though I
+ say I am a magician. Therefore, put you in your
+ best array: bid your friends; for if you will be
+ married to-morrow, you shall, and to Rosalind, if you will.
+
+ [Enter SILVIUS and PHEBE]
+
+ Look, here comes a lover of mine and a lover of hers.
+
+PHEBE Youth, you have done me much ungentleness,
+ To show the letter that I writ to you.
+
+ROSALIND I care not if I have: it is my study
+ To seem despiteful and ungentle to you:
+ You are there followed by a faithful shepherd;
+ Look upon him, love him; he worships you.
+
+PHEBE Good shepherd, tell this youth what 'tis to love.
+
+SILVIUS It is to be all made of sighs and tears;
+ And so am I for Phebe.
+
+PHEBE And I for Ganymede.
+
+ORLANDO And I for Rosalind.
+
+ROSALIND And I for no woman.
+
+SILVIUS It is to be all made of faith and service;
+ And so am I for Phebe.
+
+PHEBE And I for Ganymede.
+
+ORLANDO And I for Rosalind.
+
+ROSALIND And I for no woman.
+
+SILVIUS It is to be all made of fantasy,
+ All made of passion and all made of wishes,
+ All adoration, duty, and observance,
+ All humbleness, all patience and impatience,
+ All purity, all trial, all observance;
+ And so am I for Phebe.
+
+PHEBE And so am I for Ganymede.
+
+ORLANDO And so am I for Rosalind.
+
+ROSALIND And so am I for no woman.
+
+PHEBE If this be so, why blame you me to love you?
+
+SILVIUS If this be so, why blame you me to love you?
+
+ORLANDO If this be so, why blame you me to love you?
+
+ROSALIND Who do you speak to, 'Why blame you me to love you?'
+
+ORLANDO To her that is not here, nor doth not hear.
+
+ROSALIND Pray you, no more of this; 'tis like the howling
+ of Irish wolves against the moon.
+
+ [To SILVIUS]
+
+ I will help you, if I can:
+
+ [To PHEBE]
+
+ I would love you, if I could. To-morrow meet me all together.
+
+ [To PHEBE]
+
+ I will marry you, if ever I marry woman, and I'll be
+ married to-morrow:
+
+ [To ORLANDO]
+
+ I will satisfy you, if ever I satisfied man, and you
+ shall be married to-morrow:
+
+ [To SILVIUS]
+
+ I will content you, if what pleases you contents
+ you, and you shall be married to-morrow.
+
+ [To ORLANDO]
+
+ As you love Rosalind, meet:
+
+ [To SILVIUS]
+
+ as you love Phebe, meet: and as I love no woman,
+ I'll meet. So fare you well: I have left you commands.
+
+SILVIUS I'll not fail, if I live.
+
+PHEBE Nor I.
+
+ORLANDO Nor I.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III The forest.
+
+
+ [Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY]
+
+TOUCHSTONE To-morrow is the joyful day, Audrey; to-morrow will
+ we be married.
+
+AUDREY I do desire it with all my heart; and I hope it is
+ no dishonest desire to desire to be a woman of the
+ world. Here comes two of the banished duke's pages.
+
+ [Enter two Pages]
+
+First Page Well met, honest gentleman.
+
+TOUCHSTONE By my troth, well met. Come, sit, sit, and a song.
+
+Second Page We are for you: sit i' the middle.
+
+First Page Shall we clap into't roundly, without hawking or
+ spitting or saying we are hoarse, which are the only
+ prologues to a bad voice?
+
+Second Page I'faith, i'faith; and both in a tune, like two
+ gipsies on a horse.
+
+ SONG.
+ It was a lover and his lass,
+ With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino,
+ That o'er the green corn-field did pass
+ In the spring time, the only pretty ring time,
+ When birds do sing, hey ding a ding, ding:
+ Sweet lovers love the spring.
+
+ Between the acres of the rye,
+ With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino
+ These pretty country folks would lie,
+ In spring time, &c.
+
+ This carol they began that hour,
+ With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino,
+ How that a life was but a flower
+ In spring time, &c.
+
+ And therefore take the present time,
+ With a hey, and a ho, and a hey nonino;
+ For love is crowned with the prime
+ In spring time, &c.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Truly, young gentlemen, though there was no great
+ matter in the ditty, yet the note was very
+ untuneable.
+
+First Page You are deceived, sir: we kept time, we lost not our time.
+
+TOUCHSTONE By my troth, yes; I count it but time lost to hear
+ such a foolish song. God be wi' you; and God mend
+ your voices! Come, Audrey.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The forest.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE SENIOR, AMIENS, JAQUES, ORLANDO, OLIVER,
+ and CELIA]
+
+DUKE SENIOR Dost thou believe, Orlando, that the boy
+ Can do all this that he hath promised?
+
+ORLANDO I sometimes do believe, and sometimes do not;
+ As those that fear they hope, and know they fear.
+
+ [Enter ROSALIND, SILVIUS, and PHEBE]
+
+ROSALIND Patience once more, whiles our compact is urged:
+ You say, if I bring in your Rosalind,
+ You will bestow her on Orlando here?
+
+DUKE SENIOR That would I, had I kingdoms to give with her.
+
+ROSALIND And you say, you will have her, when I bring her?
+
+ORLANDO That would I, were I of all kingdoms king.
+
+ROSALIND You say, you'll marry me, if I be willing?
+
+PHEBE That will I, should I die the hour after.
+
+ROSALIND But if you do refuse to marry me,
+ You'll give yourself to this most faithful shepherd?
+
+PHEBE So is the bargain.
+
+ROSALIND You say, that you'll have Phebe, if she will?
+
+SILVIUS Though to have her and death were both one thing.
+
+ROSALIND I have promised to make all this matter even.
+ Keep you your word, O duke, to give your daughter;
+ You yours, Orlando, to receive his daughter:
+ Keep your word, Phebe, that you'll marry me,
+ Or else refusing me, to wed this shepherd:
+ Keep your word, Silvius, that you'll marry her.
+ If she refuse me: and from hence I go,
+ To make these doubts all even.
+
+ [Exeunt ROSALIND and CELIA]
+
+DUKE SENIOR I do remember in this shepherd boy
+ Some lively touches of my daughter's favour.
+
+ORLANDO My lord, the first time that I ever saw him
+ Methought he was a brother to your daughter:
+ But, my good lord, this boy is forest-born,
+ And hath been tutor'd in the rudiments
+ Of many desperate studies by his uncle,
+ Whom he reports to be a great magician,
+ Obscured in the circle of this forest.
+
+ [Enter TOUCHSTONE and AUDREY]
+
+JAQUES There is, sure, another flood toward, and these
+ couples are coming to the ark. Here comes a pair of
+ very strange beasts, which in all tongues are called fools.
+
+TOUCHSTONE Salutation and greeting to you all!
+
+JAQUES Good my lord, bid him welcome: this is the
+ motley-minded gentleman that I have so often met in
+ the forest: he hath been a courtier, he swears.
+
+TOUCHSTONE If any man doubt that, let him put me to my
+ purgation. I have trod a measure; I have flattered
+ a lady; I have been politic with my friend, smooth
+ with mine enemy; I have undone three tailors; I have
+ had four quarrels, and like to have fought one.
+
+JAQUES And how was that ta'en up?
+
+TOUCHSTONE Faith, we met, and found the quarrel was upon the
+ seventh cause.
+
+JAQUES How seventh cause? Good my lord, like this fellow.
+
+DUKE SENIOR I like him very well.
+
+TOUCHSTONE God 'ild you, sir; I desire you of the like. I
+ press in here, sir, amongst the rest of the country
+ copulatives, to swear and to forswear: according as
+ marriage binds and blood breaks: a poor virgin,
+ sir, an ill-favoured thing, sir, but mine own; a poor
+ humour of mine, sir, to take that that no man else
+ will: rich honesty dwells like a miser, sir, in a
+ poor house; as your pearl in your foul oyster.
+
+DUKE SENIOR By my faith, he is very swift and sententious.
+
+TOUCHSTONE According to the fool's bolt, sir, and such dulcet diseases.
+
+JAQUES But, for the seventh cause; how did you find the
+ quarrel on the seventh cause?
+
+TOUCHSTONE Upon a lie seven times removed:--bear your body more
+ seeming, Audrey:--as thus, sir. I did dislike the
+ cut of a certain courtier's beard: he sent me word,
+ if I said his beard was not cut well, he was in the
+ mind it was: this is called the Retort Courteous.
+ If I sent him word again 'it was not well cut,' he
+ would send me word, he cut it to please himself:
+ this is called the Quip Modest. If again 'it was
+ not well cut,' he disabled my judgment: this is
+ called the Reply Churlish. If again 'it was not
+ well cut,' he would answer, I spake not true: this
+ is called the Reproof Valiant. If again 'it was not
+ well cut,' he would say I lied: this is called the
+ Counter-cheque Quarrelsome: and so to the Lie
+ Circumstantial and the Lie Direct.
+
+JAQUES And how oft did you say his beard was not well cut?
+
+TOUCHSTONE I durst go no further than the Lie Circumstantial,
+ nor he durst not give me the Lie Direct; and so we
+ measured swords and parted.
+
+JAQUES Can you nominate in order now the degrees of the lie?
+
+TOUCHSTONE O sir, we quarrel in print, by the book; as you have
+ books for good manners: I will name you the degrees.
+ The first, the Retort Courteous; the second, the
+ Quip Modest; the third, the Reply Churlish; the
+ fourth, the Reproof Valiant; the fifth, the
+ Countercheque Quarrelsome; the sixth, the Lie with
+ Circumstance; the seventh, the Lie Direct. All
+ these you may avoid but the Lie Direct; and you may
+ avoid that too, with an If. I knew when seven
+ justices could not take up a quarrel, but when the
+ parties were met themselves, one of them thought but
+ of an If, as, 'If you said so, then I said so;' and
+ they shook hands and swore brothers. Your If is the
+ only peacemaker; much virtue in If.
+
+JAQUES Is not this a rare fellow, my lord? he's as good at
+ any thing and yet a fool.
+
+DUKE SENIOR He uses his folly like a stalking-horse and under
+ the presentation of that he shoots his wit.
+
+ [Enter HYMEN, ROSALIND, and CELIA]
+
+ [Still Music]
+
+HYMEN Then is there mirth in heaven,
+ When earthly things made even
+ Atone together.
+ Good duke, receive thy daughter
+ Hymen from heaven brought her,
+ Yea, brought her hither,
+ That thou mightst join her hand with his
+ Whose heart within his bosom is.
+
+ROSALIND [To DUKE SENIOR] To you I give myself, for I am yours.
+
+ [To ORLANDO]
+
+ To you I give myself, for I am yours.
+
+DUKE SENIOR If there be truth in sight, you are my daughter.
+
+ORLANDO If there be truth in sight, you are my Rosalind.
+
+PHEBE If sight and shape be true,
+ Why then, my love adieu!
+
+ROSALIND I'll have no father, if you be not he:
+ I'll have no husband, if you be not he:
+ Nor ne'er wed woman, if you be not she.
+
+HYMEN Peace, ho! I bar confusion:
+ 'Tis I must make conclusion
+ Of these most strange events:
+ Here's eight that must take hands
+ To join in Hymen's bands,
+ If truth holds true contents.
+ You and you no cross shall part:
+ You and you are heart in heart
+ You to his love must accord,
+ Or have a woman to your lord:
+ You and you are sure together,
+ As the winter to foul weather.
+ Whiles a wedlock-hymn we sing,
+ Feed yourselves with questioning;
+ That reason wonder may diminish,
+ How thus we met, and these things finish.
+
+ SONG.
+ Wedding is great Juno's crown:
+ O blessed bond of board and bed!
+ 'Tis Hymen peoples every town;
+ High wedlock then be honoured:
+ Honour, high honour and renown,
+ To Hymen, god of every town!
+
+DUKE SENIOR O my dear niece, welcome thou art to me!
+ Even daughter, welcome, in no less degree.
+
+PHEBE I will not eat my word, now thou art mine;
+ Thy faith my fancy to thee doth combine.
+
+ [Enter JAQUES DE BOYS]
+
+JAQUES DE BOYS Let me have audience for a word or two:
+ I am the second son of old Sir Rowland,
+ That bring these tidings to this fair assembly.
+ Duke Frederick, hearing how that every day
+ Men of great worth resorted to this forest,
+ Address'd a mighty power; which were on foot,
+ In his own conduct, purposely to take
+ His brother here and put him to the sword:
+ And to the skirts of this wild wood he came;
+ Where meeting with an old religious man,
+ After some question with him, was converted
+ Both from his enterprise and from the world,
+ His crown bequeathing to his banish'd brother,
+ And all their lands restored to them again
+ That were with him exiled. This to be true,
+ I do engage my life.
+
+DUKE SENIOR Welcome, young man;
+ Thou offer'st fairly to thy brothers' wedding:
+ To one his lands withheld, and to the other
+ A land itself at large, a potent dukedom.
+ First, in this forest, let us do those ends
+ That here were well begun and well begot:
+ And after, every of this happy number
+ That have endured shrewd days and nights with us
+ Shall share the good of our returned fortune,
+ According to the measure of their states.
+ Meantime, forget this new-fall'n dignity
+ And fall into our rustic revelry.
+ Play, music! And you, brides and bridegrooms all,
+ With measure heap'd in joy, to the measures fall.
+
+JAQUES Sir, by your patience. If I heard you rightly,
+ The duke hath put on a religious life
+ And thrown into neglect the pompous court?
+
+JAQUES DE BOYS He hath.
+
+JAQUES To him will I : out of these convertites
+ There is much matter to be heard and learn'd.
+
+ [To DUKE SENIOR]
+
+ You to your former honour I bequeath;
+ Your patience and your virtue well deserves it:
+
+ [To ORLANDO]
+
+ You to a love that your true faith doth merit:
+
+ [To OLIVER]
+
+ You to your land and love and great allies:
+
+ [To SILVIUS]
+
+ You to a long and well-deserved bed:
+
+ [To TOUCHSTONE]
+
+ And you to wrangling; for thy loving voyage
+ Is but for two months victuall'd. So, to your pleasures:
+ I am for other than for dancing measures.
+
+DUKE SENIOR Stay, Jaques, stay.
+
+JAQUES To see no pastime I what you would have
+ I'll stay to know at your abandon'd cave.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DUKE SENIOR Proceed, proceed: we will begin these rites,
+ As we do trust they'll end, in true delights.
+
+ [A dance]
+
+
+
+
+ AS YOU LIKE IT
+
+ EPILOGUE
+
+
+ROSALIND It is not the fashion to see the lady the epilogue;
+ but it is no more unhandsome than to see the lord
+ the prologue. If it be true that good wine needs
+ no bush, 'tis true that a good play needs no
+ epilogue; yet to good wine they do use good bushes,
+ and good plays prove the better by the help of good
+ epilogues. What a case am I in then, that am
+ neither a good epilogue nor cannot insinuate with
+ you in the behalf of a good play! I am not
+ furnished like a beggar, therefore to beg will not
+ become me: my way is to conjure you; and I'll begin
+ with the women. I charge you, O women, for the love
+ you bear to men, to like as much of this play as
+ please you: and I charge you, O men, for the love
+ you bear to women--as I perceive by your simpering,
+ none of you hates them--that between you and the
+ women the play may please. If I were a woman I
+ would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased
+ me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I
+ defied not: and, I am sure, as many as have good
+ beards or good faces or sweet breaths will, for my
+ kind offer, when I make curtsy, bid me farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+SOLINUS Duke of Ephesus. (DUKE SOLINUS:)
+
+AEGEON a merchant of Syracuse.
+
+
+ANTIPHOLUS |
+OF EPHESUS |
+ | twin brothers, and sons to AEgeon and AEmilia.
+ANTIPHOLUS |
+OF SYRACUSE |
+
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS |
+ | twin brothers, and attendants on the two Antipholuses.
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE |
+
+
+BALTHAZAR a merchant
+
+ANGELO a goldsmith.
+
+First Merchant friend to Antipholus of Syracuse.
+
+Second Merchant to whom Angelo is a debtor.
+
+PINCH a schoolmaster.
+
+AEMILIA wife to AEgeon, an abbess at Ephesus.
+
+ADRIANA wife to Antipholus of Ephesus.
+
+LUCIANA her sister.
+
+LUCE servant to Adriana.
+
+ A Courtezan.
+
+ Gaoler, Officers, and other Attendants
+ (Gaoler:)
+ (Officer:)
+ (Servant:)
+
+SCENE Ephesus.
+
+
+
+
+ THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I A hall in DUKE SOLINUS'S palace.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE SOLINUS, AEGEON, Gaoler, Officers, and other
+ Attendants]
+
+AEGEON Proceed, Solinus, to procure my fall
+ And by the doom of death end woes and all.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Merchant of Syracuse, plead no more;
+ I am not partial to infringe our laws:
+ The enmity and discord which of late
+ Sprung from the rancorous outrage of your duke
+ To merchants, our well-dealing countrymen,
+ Who wanting guilders to redeem their lives
+ Have seal'd his rigorous statutes with their bloods,
+ Excludes all pity from our threatening looks.
+ For, since the mortal and intestine jars
+ 'Twixt thy seditious countrymen and us,
+ It hath in solemn synods been decreed
+ Both by the Syracusians and ourselves,
+ To admit no traffic to our adverse towns Nay, more,
+ If any born at Ephesus be seen
+ At any Syracusian marts and fairs;
+ Again: if any Syracusian born
+ Come to the bay of Ephesus, he dies,
+ His goods confiscate to the duke's dispose,
+ Unless a thousand marks be levied,
+ To quit the penalty and to ransom him.
+ Thy substance, valued at the highest rate,
+ Cannot amount unto a hundred marks;
+ Therefore by law thou art condemned to die.
+
+AEGEON Yet this my comfort: when your words are done,
+ My woes end likewise with the evening sun.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Well, Syracusian, say in brief the cause
+ Why thou departed'st from thy native home
+ And for what cause thou camest to Ephesus.
+
+AEGEON A heavier task could not have been imposed
+ Than I to speak my griefs unspeakable:
+ Yet, that the world may witness that my end
+ Was wrought by nature, not by vile offence,
+ I'll utter what my sorrows give me leave.
+ In Syracusa was I born, and wed
+ Unto a woman, happy but for me,
+ And by me, had not our hap been bad.
+ With her I lived in joy; our wealth increased
+ By prosperous voyages I often made
+ To Epidamnum; till my factor's death
+ And the great care of goods at random left
+ Drew me from kind embracements of my spouse:
+ From whom my absence was not six months old
+ Before herself, almost at fainting under
+ The pleasing punishment that women bear,
+ Had made provision for her following me
+ And soon and safe arrived where I was.
+ There had she not been long, but she became
+ A joyful mother of two goodly sons;
+ And, which was strange, the one so like the other,
+ As could not be distinguish'd but by names.
+ That very hour, and in the self-same inn,
+ A meaner woman was delivered
+ Of such a burden, male twins, both alike:
+ Those,--for their parents were exceeding poor,--
+ I bought and brought up to attend my sons.
+ My wife, not meanly proud of two such boys,
+ Made daily motions for our home return:
+ Unwilling I agreed. Alas! too soon,
+ We came aboard.
+ A league from Epidamnum had we sail'd,
+ Before the always wind-obeying deep
+ Gave any tragic instance of our harm:
+ But longer did we not retain much hope;
+ For what obscured light the heavens did grant
+ Did but convey unto our fearful minds
+ A doubtful warrant of immediate death;
+ Which though myself would gladly have embraced,
+ Yet the incessant weepings of my wife,
+ Weeping before for what she saw must come,
+ And piteous plainings of the pretty babes,
+ That mourn'd for fashion, ignorant what to fear,
+ Forced me to seek delays for them and me.
+ And this it was, for other means was none:
+ The sailors sought for safety by our boat,
+ And left the ship, then sinking-ripe, to us:
+ My wife, more careful for the latter-born,
+ Had fasten'd him unto a small spare mast,
+ Such as seafaring men provide for storms;
+ To him one of the other twins was bound,
+ Whilst I had been like heedful of the other:
+ The children thus disposed, my wife and I,
+ Fixing our eyes on whom our care was fix'd,
+ Fasten'd ourselves at either end the mast;
+ And floating straight, obedient to the stream,
+ Was carried towards Corinth, as we thought.
+ At length the sun, gazing upon the earth,
+ Dispersed those vapours that offended us;
+ And by the benefit of his wished light,
+ The seas wax'd calm, and we discovered
+ Two ships from far making amain to us,
+ Of Corinth that, of Epidaurus this:
+ But ere they came,--O, let me say no more!
+ Gather the sequel by that went before.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Nay, forward, old man; do not break off so;
+ For we may pity, though not pardon thee.
+
+AEGEON O, had the gods done so, I had not now
+ Worthily term'd them merciless to us!
+ For, ere the ships could meet by twice five leagues,
+ We were encounterd by a mighty rock;
+ Which being violently borne upon,
+ Our helpful ship was splitted in the midst;
+ So that, in this unjust divorce of us,
+ Fortune had left to both of us alike
+ What to delight in, what to sorrow for.
+ Her part, poor soul! seeming as burdened
+ With lesser weight but not with lesser woe,
+ Was carried with more speed before the wind;
+ And in our sight they three were taken up
+ By fishermen of Corinth, as we thought.
+ At length, another ship had seized on us;
+ And, knowing whom it was their hap to save,
+ Gave healthful welcome to their shipwreck'd guests;
+ And would have reft the fishers of their prey,
+ Had not their bark been very slow of sail;
+ And therefore homeward did they bend their course.
+ Thus have you heard me sever'd from my bliss;
+ That by misfortunes was my life prolong'd,
+ To tell sad stories of my own mishaps.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS And for the sake of them thou sorrowest for,
+ Do me the favour to dilate at full
+ What hath befall'n of them and thee till now.
+
+AEGEON My youngest boy, and yet my eldest care,
+ At eighteen years became inquisitive
+ After his brother: and importuned me
+ That his attendant--so his case was like,
+ Reft of his brother, but retain'd his name--
+ Might bear him company in the quest of him:
+ Whom whilst I labour'd of a love to see,
+ I hazarded the loss of whom I loved.
+ Five summers have I spent in furthest Greece,
+ Roaming clean through the bounds of Asia,
+ And, coasting homeward, came to Ephesus;
+ Hopeless to find, yet loath to leave unsought
+ Or that or any place that harbours men.
+ But here must end the story of my life;
+ And happy were I in my timely death,
+ Could all my travels warrant me they live.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Hapless AEgeon, whom the fates have mark'd
+ To bear the extremity of dire mishap!
+ Now, trust me, were it not against our laws,
+ Against my crown, my oath, my dignity,
+ Which princes, would they, may not disannul,
+ My soul would sue as advocate for thee.
+ But, though thou art adjudged to the death
+ And passed sentence may not be recall'd
+ But to our honour's great disparagement,
+ Yet I will favour thee in what I can.
+ Therefore, merchant, I'll limit thee this day
+ To seek thy life by beneficial help:
+ Try all the friends thou hast in Ephesus;
+ Beg thou, or borrow, to make up the sum,
+ And live; if no, then thou art doom'd to die.
+ Gaoler, take him to thy custody.
+
+Gaoler I will, my lord.
+
+AEGEON Hopeless and helpless doth AEgeon wend,
+ But to procrastinate his lifeless end.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The Mart.
+
+
+ [Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse, DROMIO of Syracuse,
+ and First Merchant]
+
+First Merchant Therefore give out you are of Epidamnum,
+ Lest that your goods too soon be confiscate.
+ This very day a Syracusian merchant
+ Is apprehended for arrival here;
+ And not being able to buy out his life
+ According to the statute of the town,
+ Dies ere the weary sun set in the west.
+ There is your money that I had to keep.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Go bear it to the Centaur, where we host,
+ And stay there, Dromio, till I come to thee.
+ Within this hour it will be dinner-time:
+ Till that, I'll view the manners of the town,
+ Peruse the traders, gaze upon the buildings,
+ And then return and sleep within mine inn,
+ For with long travel I am stiff and weary.
+ Get thee away.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Many a man would take you at your word,
+ And go indeed, having so good a mean.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE A trusty villain, sir, that very oft,
+ When I am dull with care and melancholy,
+ Lightens my humour with his merry jests.
+ What, will you walk with me about the town,
+ And then go to my inn and dine with me?
+
+First Merchant I am invited, sir, to certain merchants,
+ Of whom I hope to make much benefit;
+ I crave your pardon. Soon at five o'clock,
+ Please you, I'll meet with you upon the mart
+ And afterward consort you till bed-time:
+ My present business calls me from you now.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Farewell till then: I will go lose myself
+ And wander up and down to view the city.
+
+First Merchant Sir, I commend you to your own content.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE He that commends me to mine own content
+ Commends me to the thing I cannot get.
+ I to the world am like a drop of water
+ That in the ocean seeks another drop,
+ Who, falling there to find his fellow forth,
+ Unseen, inquisitive, confounds himself:
+ So I, to find a mother and a brother,
+ In quest of them, unhappy, lose myself.
+
+ [Enter DROMIO of Ephesus]
+
+ Here comes the almanac of my true date.
+ What now? how chance thou art return'd so soon?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Return'd so soon! rather approach'd too late:
+ The capon burns, the pig falls from the spit,
+ The clock hath strucken twelve upon the bell;
+ My mistress made it one upon my cheek:
+ She is so hot because the meat is cold;
+ The meat is cold because you come not home;
+ You come not home because you have no stomach;
+ You have no stomach having broke your fast;
+ But we that know what 'tis to fast and pray
+ Are penitent for your default to-day.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Stop in your wind, sir: tell me this, I pray:
+ Where have you left the money that I gave you?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS O,--sixpence, that I had o' Wednesday last
+ To pay the saddler for my mistress' crupper?
+ The saddler had it, sir; I kept it not.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE I am not in a sportive humour now:
+ Tell me, and dally not, where is the money?
+ We being strangers here, how darest thou trust
+ So great a charge from thine own custody?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS I pray you, air, as you sit at dinner:
+ I from my mistress come to you in post;
+ If I return, I shall be post indeed,
+ For she will score your fault upon my pate.
+ Methinks your maw, like mine, should be your clock,
+ And strike you home without a messenger.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Come, Dromio, come, these jests are out of season;
+ Reserve them till a merrier hour than this.
+ Where is the gold I gave in charge to thee?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS To me, sir? why, you gave no gold to me.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Come on, sir knave, have done your foolishness,
+ And tell me how thou hast disposed thy charge.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS My charge was but to fetch you from the mart
+ Home to your house, the Phoenix, sir, to dinner:
+ My mistress and her sister stays for you.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE In what safe place you have bestow'd my money,
+ Or I shall break that merry sconce of yours
+ That stands on tricks when I am undisposed:
+ Where is the thousand marks thou hadst of me?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS I have some marks of yours upon my pate,
+ Some of my mistress' marks upon my shoulders,
+ But not a thousand marks between you both.
+ If I should pay your worship those again,
+ Perchance you will not bear them patiently.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Thy mistress' marks? what mistress, slave, hast thou?
+
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Your worship's wife, my mistress at the Phoenix;
+ She that doth fast till you come home to dinner,
+ And prays that you will hie you home to dinner.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE What, wilt thou flout me thus unto my face,
+ Being forbid? There, take you that, sir knave.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS What mean you, sir? for God's sake, hold your hands!
+ Nay, and you will not, sir, I'll take my heels.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Upon my life, by some device or other
+ The villain is o'er-raught of all my money.
+ They say this town is full of cozenage,
+ As, nimble jugglers that deceive the eye,
+ Dark-working sorcerers that change the mind,
+ Soul-killing witches that deform the body,
+ Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks,
+ And many such-like liberties of sin:
+ If it prove so, I will be gone the sooner.
+ I'll to the Centaur, to go seek this slave:
+ I greatly fear my money is not safe.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I The house of ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus.
+
+
+ [Enter ADRIANA and LUCIANA]
+
+ADRIANA Neither my husband nor the slave return'd,
+ That in such haste I sent to seek his master!
+ Sure, Luciana, it is two o'clock.
+
+LUCIANA Perhaps some merchant hath invited him,
+ And from the mart he's somewhere gone to dinner.
+ Good sister, let us dine and never fret:
+ A man is master of his liberty:
+ Time is their master, and, when they see time,
+ They'll go or come: if so, be patient, sister.
+
+ADRIANA Why should their liberty than ours be more?
+
+LUCIANA Because their business still lies out o' door.
+
+ADRIANA Look, when I serve him so, he takes it ill.
+
+LUCIANA O, know he is the bridle of your will.
+
+ADRIANA There's none but asses will be bridled so.
+
+LUCIANA Why, headstrong liberty is lash'd with woe.
+ There's nothing situate under heaven's eye
+ But hath his bound, in earth, in sea, in sky:
+ The beasts, the fishes, and the winged fowls,
+ Are their males' subjects and at their controls:
+ Men, more divine, the masters of all these,
+ Lords of the wide world and wild watery seas,
+ Indued with intellectual sense and souls,
+ Of more preeminence than fish and fowls,
+ Are masters to their females, and their lords:
+ Then let your will attend on their accords.
+
+ADRIANA This servitude makes you to keep unwed.
+
+LUCIANA Not this, but troubles of the marriage-bed.
+
+ADRIANA But, were you wedded, you would bear some sway.
+
+LUCIANA Ere I learn love, I'll practise to obey.
+
+ADRIANA How if your husband start some other where?
+
+LUCIANA Till he come home again, I would forbear.
+
+ADRIANA Patience unmoved! no marvel though she pause;
+ They can be meek that have no other cause.
+ A wretched soul, bruised with adversity,
+ We bid be quiet when we hear it cry;
+ But were we burdened with like weight of pain,
+ As much or more would we ourselves complain:
+ So thou, that hast no unkind mate to grieve thee,
+ With urging helpless patience wouldst relieve me,
+ But, if thou live to see like right bereft,
+ This fool-begg'd patience in thee will be left.
+
+LUCIANA Well, I will marry one day, but to try.
+ Here comes your man; now is your husband nigh.
+
+ [Enter DROMIO of Ephesus]
+
+ADRIANA Say, is your tardy master now at hand?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Nay, he's at two hands with me, and that my two ears
+ can witness.
+
+ADRIANA Say, didst thou speak with him? know'st thou his mind?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Ay, ay, he told his mind upon mine ear:
+ Beshrew his hand, I scarce could understand it.
+
+LUCIANA Spake he so doubtfully, thou couldst not feel his meaning?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Nay, he struck so plainly, I could too well feel his
+ blows; and withal so doubtfully that I could scarce
+ understand them.
+
+ADRIANA But say, I prithee, is he coming home? It seems he
+ hath great care to please his wife.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Why, mistress, sure my master is horn-mad.
+
+ADRIANA Horn-mad, thou villain!
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS I mean not cuckold-mad;
+ But, sure, he is stark mad.
+ When I desired him to come home to dinner,
+ He ask'd me for a thousand marks in gold:
+ ''Tis dinner-time,' quoth I; 'My gold!' quoth he;
+ 'Your meat doth burn,' quoth I; 'My gold!' quoth he:
+ 'Will you come home?' quoth I; 'My gold!' quoth he.
+ 'Where is the thousand marks I gave thee, villain?'
+ 'The pig,' quoth I, 'is burn'd;' 'My gold!' quoth he:
+ 'My mistress, sir' quoth I; 'Hang up thy mistress!
+ I know not thy mistress; out on thy mistress!'
+
+LUCIANA Quoth who?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Quoth my master:
+ 'I know,' quoth he, 'no house, no wife, no mistress.'
+ So that my errand, due unto my tongue,
+ I thank him, I bare home upon my shoulders;
+ For, in conclusion, he did beat me there.
+
+ADRIANA Go back again, thou slave, and fetch him home.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Go back again, and be new beaten home?
+ For God's sake, send some other messenger.
+
+ADRIANA Back, slave, or I will break thy pate across.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS And he will bless that cross with other beating:
+ Between you I shall have a holy head.
+
+ADRIANA Hence, prating peasant! fetch thy master home.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Am I so round with you as you with me,
+ That like a football you do spurn me thus?
+ You spurn me hence, and he will spurn me hither:
+ If I last in this service, you must case me in leather.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LUCIANA Fie, how impatience loureth in your face!
+
+ADRIANA His company must do his minions grace,
+ Whilst I at home starve for a merry look.
+ Hath homely age the alluring beauty took
+ From my poor cheek? then he hath wasted it:
+ Are my discourses dull? barren my wit?
+ If voluble and sharp discourse be marr'd,
+ Unkindness blunts it more than marble hard:
+ Do their gay vestments his affections bait?
+ That's not my fault: he's master of my state:
+ What ruins are in me that can be found,
+ By him not ruin'd? then is he the ground
+ Of my defeatures. My decayed fair
+ A sunny look of his would soon repair
+ But, too unruly deer, he breaks the pale
+ And feeds from home; poor I am but his stale.
+
+LUCIANA Self-harming jealousy! fie, beat it hence!
+
+ADRIANA Unfeeling fools can with such wrongs dispense.
+ I know his eye doth homage otherwhere,
+ Or else what lets it but he would be here?
+ Sister, you know he promised me a chain;
+ Would that alone, alone he would detain,
+ So he would keep fair quarter with his bed!
+ I see the jewel best enamelled
+ Will lose his beauty; yet the gold bides still,
+ That others touch, and often touching will
+ Wear gold: and no man that hath a name,
+ By falsehood and corruption doth it shame.
+ Since that my beauty cannot please his eye,
+ I'll weep what's left away, and weeping die.
+
+LUCIANA How many fond fools serve mad jealousy!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE The gold I gave to Dromio is laid up
+ Safe at the Centaur; and the heedful slave
+ Is wander'd forth, in care to seek me out
+ By computation and mine host's report.
+ I could not speak with Dromio since at first
+ I sent him from the mart. See, here he comes.
+
+ [Enter DROMIO of Syracuse]
+
+ How now sir! is your merry humour alter'd?
+ As you love strokes, so jest with me again.
+ You know no Centaur? you received no gold?
+ Your mistress sent to have me home to dinner?
+ My house was at the Phoenix? Wast thou mad,
+ That thus so madly thou didst answer me?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE What answer, sir? when spake I such a word?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Even now, even here, not half an hour since.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I did not see you since you sent me hence,
+ Home to the Centaur, with the gold you gave me.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Villain, thou didst deny the gold's receipt,
+ And told'st me of a mistress and a dinner;
+ For which, I hope, thou felt'st I was displeased.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I am glad to see you in this merry vein:
+ What means this jest? I pray you, master, tell me.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Yea, dost thou jeer and flout me in the teeth?
+ Think'st thou I jest? Hold, take thou that, and that.
+
+ [Beating him]
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Hold, sir, for God's sake! now your jest is earnest:
+ Upon what bargain do you give it me?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Because that I familiarly sometimes
+ Do use you for my fool and chat with you,
+ Your sauciness will jest upon my love
+ And make a common of my serious hours.
+ When the sun shines let foolish gnats make sport,
+ But creep in crannies when he hides his beams.
+ If you will jest with me, know my aspect,
+ And fashion your demeanor to my looks,
+ Or I will beat this method in your sconce.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Sconce call you it? so you would leave battering, I
+ had rather have it a head: an you use these blows
+ long, I must get a sconce for my head and ensconce
+ it too; or else I shall seek my wit in my shoulders.
+ But, I pray, sir why am I beaten?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Dost thou not know?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Nothing, sir, but that I am beaten.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Shall I tell you why?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Ay, sir, and wherefore; for they say every why hath
+ a wherefore.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Why, first,--for flouting me; and then, wherefore--
+ For urging it the second time to me.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Was there ever any man thus beaten out of season,
+ When in the why and the wherefore is neither rhyme
+ nor reason?
+ Well, sir, I thank you.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Thank me, sir, for what?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Marry, sir, for this something that you gave me for nothing.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE I'll make you amends next, to give you nothing for
+ something. But say, sir, is it dinner-time?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE No, sir; I think the meat wants that I have.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE In good time, sir; what's that?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Basting.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Well, sir, then 'twill be dry.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE If it be, sir, I pray you, eat none of it.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Your reason?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Lest it make you choleric and purchase me another
+ dry basting.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Well, sir, learn to jest in good time: there's a
+ time for all things.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I durst have denied that, before you were so choleric.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE By what rule, sir?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Marry, sir, by a rule as plain as the plain bald
+ pate of father Time himself.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Let's hear it.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE There's no time for a man to recover his hair that
+ grows bald by nature.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE May he not do it by fine and recovery?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Yes, to pay a fine for a periwig and recover the
+ lost hair of another man.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Why is Time such a niggard of hair, being, as it is,
+ so plentiful an excrement?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Because it is a blessing that he bestows on beasts;
+ and what he hath scanted men in hair he hath given them in wit.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Why, but there's many a man hath more hair than wit.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Not a man of those but he hath the wit to lose his hair.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Why, thou didst conclude hairy men plain dealers without wit.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE The plainer dealer, the sooner lost: yet he loseth
+ it in a kind of jollity.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE For what reason?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE For two; and sound ones too.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Nay, not sound, I pray you.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Sure ones, then.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Nay, not sure, in a thing falsing.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Certain ones then.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Name them.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE The one, to save the money that he spends in
+ trimming; the other, that at dinner they should not
+ drop in his porridge.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE You would all this time have proved there is no
+ time for all things.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Marry, and did, sir; namely, no time to recover hair
+ lost by nature.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE But your reason was not substantial, why there is no
+ time to recover.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Thus I mend it: Time himself is bald and therefore
+ to the world's end will have bald followers.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE I knew 'twould be a bald conclusion:
+ But, soft! who wafts us yonder?
+
+ [Enter ADRIANA and LUCIANA]
+
+ADRIANA Ay, ay, Antipholus, look strange and frown:
+ Some other mistress hath thy sweet aspects;
+ I am not Adriana nor thy wife.
+ The time was once when thou unurged wouldst vow
+ That never words were music to thine ear,
+ That never object pleasing in thine eye,
+ That never touch well welcome to thy hand,
+ That never meat sweet-savor'd in thy taste,
+ Unless I spake, or look'd, or touch'd, or carved to thee.
+ How comes it now, my husband, O, how comes it,
+ That thou art thus estranged from thyself?
+ Thyself I call it, being strange to me,
+ That, undividable, incorporate,
+ Am better than thy dear self's better part.
+ Ah, do not tear away thyself from me!
+ For know, my love, as easy mayest thou fall
+ A drop of water in the breaking gulf,
+ And take unmingled that same drop again,
+ Without addition or diminishing,
+ As take from me thyself and not me too.
+ How dearly would it touch me to the quick,
+ Shouldst thou but hear I were licentious
+ And that this body, consecrate to thee,
+ By ruffian lust should be contaminate!
+ Wouldst thou not spit at me and spurn at me
+ And hurl the name of husband in my face
+ And tear the stain'd skin off my harlot-brow
+ And from my false hand cut the wedding-ring
+ And break it with a deep-divorcing vow?
+ I know thou canst; and therefore see thou do it.
+ I am possess'd with an adulterate blot;
+ My blood is mingled with the crime of lust:
+ For if we too be one and thou play false,
+ I do digest the poison of thy flesh,
+ Being strumpeted by thy contagion.
+ Keep then far league and truce with thy true bed;
+ I live unstain'd, thou undishonoured.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Plead you to me, fair dame? I know you not:
+ In Ephesus I am but two hours old,
+ As strange unto your town as to your talk;
+ Who, every word by all my wit being scann'd,
+ Want wit in all one word to understand.
+
+LUCIANA Fie, brother! how the world is changed with you!
+ When were you wont to use my sister thus?
+ She sent for you by Dromio home to dinner.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE By Dromio?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE By me?
+
+ADRIANA By thee; and this thou didst return from him,
+ That he did buffet thee, and, in his blows,
+ Denied my house for his, me for his wife.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Did you converse, sir, with this gentlewoman?
+ What is the course and drift of your compact?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I, sir? I never saw her till this time.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Villain, thou liest; for even her very words
+ Didst thou deliver to me on the mart.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I never spake with her in all my life.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE How can she thus then call us by our names,
+ Unless it be by inspiration.
+
+ADRIANA How ill agrees it with your gravity
+ To counterfeit thus grossly with your slave,
+ Abetting him to thwart me in my mood!
+ Be it my wrong you are from me exempt,
+ But wrong not that wrong with a more contempt.
+ Come, I will fasten on this sleeve of thine:
+ Thou art an elm, my husband, I a vine,
+ Whose weakness, married to thy stronger state,
+ Makes me with thy strength to communicate:
+ If aught possess thee from me, it is dross,
+ Usurping ivy, brier, or idle moss;
+ Who, all for want of pruning, with intrusion
+ Infect thy sap and live on thy confusion.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE To me she speaks; she moves me for her theme:
+ What, was I married to her in my dream?
+ Or sleep I now and think I hear all this?
+ What error drives our eyes and ears amiss?
+ Until I know this sure uncertainty,
+ I'll entertain the offer'd fallacy.
+
+LUCIANA Dromio, go bid the servants spread for dinner.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE O, for my beads! I cross me for a sinner.
+ This is the fairy land: O spite of spites!
+ We talk with goblins, owls and sprites:
+ If we obey them not, this will ensue,
+ They'll suck our breath, or pinch us black and blue.
+
+LUCIANA Why pratest thou to thyself and answer'st not?
+ Dromio, thou drone, thou snail, thou slug, thou sot!
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I am transformed, master, am I not?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE I think thou art in mind, and so am I.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Nay, master, both in mind and in my shape.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Thou hast thine own form.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE No, I am an ape.
+
+LUCIANA If thou art changed to aught, 'tis to an ass.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE 'Tis true; she rides me and I long for grass.
+ 'Tis so, I am an ass; else it could never be
+ But I should know her as well as she knows me.
+
+ADRIANA Come, come, no longer will I be a fool,
+ To put the finger in the eye and weep,
+ Whilst man and master laugh my woes to scorn.
+ Come, sir, to dinner. Dromio, keep the gate.
+ Husband, I'll dine above with you to-day
+ And shrive you of a thousand idle pranks.
+ Sirrah, if any ask you for your master,
+ Say he dines forth, and let no creature enter.
+ Come, sister. Dromio, play the porter well.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Am I in earth, in heaven, or in hell?
+ Sleeping or waking? mad or well-advised?
+ Known unto these, and to myself disguised!
+ I'll say as they say and persever so,
+ And in this mist at all adventures go.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Master, shall I be porter at the gate?
+
+ADRIANA Ay; and let none enter, lest I break your pate.
+
+LUCIANA Come, come, Antipholus, we dine too late.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before the house of ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus.
+
+
+ [Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus, DROMIO of Ephesus,
+ ANGELO, and BALTHAZAR]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Good Signior Angelo, you must excuse us all;
+ My wife is shrewish when I keep not hours:
+ Say that I linger'd with you at your shop
+ To see the making of her carcanet,
+ And that to-morrow you will bring it home.
+ But here's a villain that would face me down
+ He met me on the mart, and that I beat him,
+ And charged him with a thousand marks in gold,
+ And that I did deny my wife and house.
+ Thou drunkard, thou, what didst thou mean by this?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Say what you will, sir, but I know what I know;
+ That you beat me at the mart, I have your hand to show:
+ If the skin were parchment, and the blows you gave were ink,
+ Your own handwriting would tell you what I think.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS I think thou art an ass.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Marry, so it doth appear
+ By the wrongs I suffer and the blows I bear.
+ I should kick, being kick'd; and, being at that pass,
+ You would keep from my heels and beware of an ass.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS You're sad, Signior Balthazar: pray God our cheer
+ May answer my good will and your good welcome here.
+
+BALTHAZAR I hold your dainties cheap, sir, and your
+ welcome dear.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS O, Signior Balthazar, either at flesh or fish,
+ A table full of welcome make scarce one dainty dish.
+
+BALTHAZAR Good meat, sir, is common; that every churl affords.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS And welcome more common; for that's nothing but words.
+
+BALTHAZAR Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Ay, to a niggardly host, and more sparing guest:
+ But though my cates be mean, take them in good part;
+ Better cheer may you have, but not with better heart.
+ But, soft! my door is lock'd. Go bid them let us in.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Maud, Bridget, Marian, Cicel, Gillian, Ginn!
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE [Within] Mome, malt-horse, capon, coxcomb,
+ idiot, patch!
+ Either get thee from the door, or sit down at the hatch.
+ Dost thou conjure for wenches, that thou call'st
+ for such store,
+ When one is one too many? Go, get thee from the door.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS What patch is made our porter? My master stays in
+ the street.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE [Within] Let him walk from whence he came, lest he
+ catch cold on's feet.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Who talks within there? ho, open the door!
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE [Within] Right, sir; I'll tell you when, an you tell
+ me wherefore.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Wherefore? for my dinner: I have not dined to-day.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE [Within] Nor to-day here you must not; come again
+ when you may.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS What art thou that keepest me out from the house I owe?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE [Within] The porter for this time, sir, and my name
+ is Dromio.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS O villain! thou hast stolen both mine office and my name.
+ The one ne'er got me credit, the other mickle blame.
+ If thou hadst been Dromio to-day in my place,
+ Thou wouldst have changed thy face for a name or thy
+ name for an ass.
+
+LUCE [Within] What a coil is there, Dromio? who are those
+ at the gate?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Let my master in, Luce.
+
+LUCE [Within] Faith, no; he comes too late;
+ And so tell your master.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS O Lord, I must laugh!
+ Have at you with a proverb--Shall I set in my staff?
+
+LUCE [Within] Have at you with another; that's--When?
+ can you tell?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE [Within] If thy name be call'd Luce--Luce, thou hast
+ answered him well.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS Do you hear, you minion? you'll let us in, I hope?
+OF EPHESUS
+
+LUCE [Within] I thought to have asked you.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE [Within] And you said no.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS So, come, help: well struck! there was blow for blow.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Thou baggage, let me in.
+
+LUCE [Within] Can you tell for whose sake?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Master, knock the door hard.
+
+LUCE [Within] Let him knock till it ache.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS You'll cry for this, minion, if I beat the door down.
+
+LUCE [Within] What needs all that, and a pair of stocks in the town?
+
+ADRIANA [Within] Who is that at the door that keeps all
+ this noise?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE [Within] By my troth, your town is troubled with
+ unruly boys.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Are you there, wife? you might have come before.
+
+ADRIANA [Within] Your wife, sir knave! go get you from the door.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS If you went in pain, master, this 'knave' would go sore.
+
+ANGELO Here is neither cheer, sir, nor welcome: we would
+ fain have either.
+
+BALTHAZAR In debating which was best, we shall part with neither.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS They stand at the door, master; bid them welcome hither.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS There is something in the wind, that we cannot get in.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS You would say so, master, if your garments were thin.
+ Your cake there is warm within; you stand here in the cold:
+ It would make a man mad as a buck, to be so bought and sold.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Go fetch me something: I'll break ope the gate.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE [Within] Break any breaking here, and I'll break your
+ knave's pate.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS A man may break a word with you, sir, and words are but wind,
+ Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE [Within] It seems thou want'st breaking: out upon
+ thee, hind!
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Here's too much 'out upon thee!' I pray thee,
+ let me in.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE [Within] Ay, when fowls have no feathers and fish have no fin.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Well, I'll break in: go borrow me a crow.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS A crow without feather? Master, mean you so?
+ For a fish without a fin, there's a fowl without a feather;
+ If a crow help us in, sirrah, we'll pluck a crow together.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Go get thee gone; fetch me an iron crow.
+
+BALTHAZAR Have patience, sir; O, let it not be so!
+ Herein you war against your reputation
+ And draw within the compass of suspect
+ The unviolated honour of your wife.
+ Once this,--your long experience of her wisdom,
+ Her sober virtue, years and modesty,
+ Plead on her part some cause to you unknown:
+ And doubt not, sir, but she will well excuse
+ Why at this time the doors are made against you.
+ Be ruled by me: depart in patience,
+ And let us to the Tiger all to dinner,
+ And about evening come yourself alone
+ To know the reason of this strange restraint.
+ If by strong hand you offer to break in
+ Now in the stirring passage of the day,
+ A vulgar comment will be made of it,
+ And that supposed by the common rout
+ Against your yet ungalled estimation
+ That may with foul intrusion enter in
+ And dwell upon your grave when you are dead;
+ For slander lives upon succession,
+ For ever housed where it gets possession.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS You have prevailed: I will depart in quiet,
+ And, in despite of mirth, mean to be merry.
+ I know a wench of excellent discourse,
+ Pretty and witty; wild, and yet, too, gentle:
+ There will we dine. This woman that I mean,
+ My wife--but, I protest, without desert--
+ Hath oftentimes upbraided me withal:
+ To her will we to dinner.
+
+ [To Angelo]
+
+ Get you home
+ And fetch the chain; by this I know 'tis made:
+ Bring it, I pray you, to the Porpentine;
+ For there's the house: that chain will I bestow--
+ Be it for nothing but to spite my wife--
+ Upon mine hostess there: good sir, make haste.
+ Since mine own doors refuse to entertain me,
+ I'll knock elsewhere, to see if they'll disdain me.
+
+ANGELO I'll meet you at that place some hour hence.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Do so. This jest shall cost me some expense.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same.
+
+
+ [Enter LUCIANA and ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse]
+
+LUCIANA And may it be that you have quite forgot
+ A husband's office? shall, Antipholus.
+ Even in the spring of love, thy love-springs rot?
+ Shall love, in building, grow so ruinous?
+ If you did wed my sister for her wealth,
+ Then for her wealth's sake use her with more kindness:
+ Or if you like elsewhere, do it by stealth;
+ Muffle your false love with some show of blindness:
+ Let not my sister read it in your eye;
+ Be not thy tongue thy own shame's orator;
+ Look sweet, be fair, become disloyalty;
+ Apparel vice like virtue's harbinger;
+ Bear a fair presence, though your heart be tainted;
+ Teach sin the carriage of a holy saint;
+ Be secret-false: what need she be acquainted?
+ What simple thief brags of his own attaint?
+ 'Tis double wrong, to truant with your bed
+ And let her read it in thy looks at board:
+ Shame hath a bastard fame, well managed;
+ Ill deeds are doubled with an evil word.
+ Alas, poor women! make us but believe,
+ Being compact of credit, that you love us;
+ Though others have the arm, show us the sleeve;
+ We in your motion turn and you may move us.
+ Then, gentle brother, get you in again;
+ Comfort my sister, cheer her, call her wife:
+ 'Tis holy sport to be a little vain,
+ When the sweet breath of flattery conquers strife.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Sweet mistress--what your name is else, I know not,
+ Nor by what wonder you do hit of mine,--
+ Less in your knowledge and your grace you show not
+ Than our earth's wonder, more than earth divine.
+ Teach me, dear creature, how to think and speak;
+ Lay open to my earthy-gross conceit,
+ Smother'd in errors, feeble, shallow, weak,
+ The folded meaning of your words' deceit.
+ Against my soul's pure truth why labour you
+ To make it wander in an unknown field?
+ Are you a god? would you create me new?
+ Transform me then, and to your power I'll yield.
+ But if that I am I, then well I know
+ Your weeping sister is no wife of mine,
+ Nor to her bed no homage do I owe
+ Far more, far more to you do I decline.
+ O, train me not, sweet mermaid, with thy note,
+ To drown me in thy sister's flood of tears:
+ Sing, siren, for thyself and I will dote:
+ Spread o'er the silver waves thy golden hairs,
+ And as a bed I'll take them and there lie,
+ And in that glorious supposition think
+ He gains by death that hath such means to die:
+ Let Love, being light, be drowned if she sink!
+
+LUCIANA What, are you mad, that you do reason so?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Not mad, but mated; how, I do not know.
+
+LUCIANA It is a fault that springeth from your eye.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE For gazing on your beams, fair sun, being by.
+
+LUCIANA Gaze where you should, and that will clear your sight.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE As good to wink, sweet love, as look on night.
+
+
+LUCIANA Why call you me love? call my sister so.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Thy sister's sister.
+
+
+LUCIANA That's my sister.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE No;
+ It is thyself, mine own self's better part,
+ Mine eye's clear eye, my dear heart's dearer heart,
+ My food, my fortune and my sweet hope's aim,
+ My sole earth's heaven and my heaven's claim.
+
+LUCIANA All this my sister is, or else should be.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Call thyself sister, sweet, for I am thee.
+ Thee will I love and with thee lead my life:
+ Thou hast no husband yet nor I no wife.
+ Give me thy hand.
+
+LUCIANA O, soft, air! hold you still:
+ I'll fetch my sister, to get her good will.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter DROMIO of Syracuse]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Why, how now, Dromio! where runn'st thou so fast?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Do you know me, sir? am I Dromio? am I your man?
+ am I myself?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Thou art Dromio, thou art my man, thou art thyself.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I am an ass, I am a woman's man and besides myself.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS What woman's man? and how besides thyself? besides thyself?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Marry, sir, besides myself, I am due to a woman; one
+ that claims me, one that haunts me, one that will have me.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE What claim lays she to thee?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Marry sir, such claim as you would lay to your
+ horse; and she would have me as a beast: not that, I
+ being a beast, she would have me; but that she,
+ being a very beastly creature, lays claim to me.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE What is she?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE A very reverent body; ay, such a one as a man may
+ not speak of without he say 'Sir-reverence.' I have
+ but lean luck in the match, and yet is she a
+ wondrous fat marriage.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE How dost thou mean a fat marriage?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Marry, sir, she's the kitchen wench and all grease;
+ and I know not what use to put her to but to make a
+ lamp of her and run from her by her own light. I
+ warrant, her rags and the tallow in them will burn a
+ Poland winter: if she lives till doomsday,
+ she'll burn a week longer than the whole world.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE What complexion is she of?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Swart, like my shoe, but her face nothing half so
+ clean kept: for why, she sweats; a man may go over
+ shoes in the grime of it.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE That's a fault that water will mend.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE No, sir, 'tis in grain; Noah's flood could not do it.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE What's her name?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Nell, sir; but her name and three quarters, that's
+ an ell and three quarters, will not measure her from
+ hip to hip.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Then she bears some breadth?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE No longer from head to foot than from hip to hip:
+ she is spherical, like a globe; I could find out
+ countries in her.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE In what part of her body stands Ireland?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Marry, in her buttocks: I found it out by the bogs.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Where Scotland?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I found it by the barrenness; hard in the palm of the hand.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Where France?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE In her forehead; armed and reverted, making war
+ against her heir.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Where England?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I looked for the chalky cliffs, but I could find no
+ whiteness in them; but I guess it stood in her chin,
+ by the salt rheum that ran between France and it.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Where Spain?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Faith, I saw it not; but I felt it hot in her breath.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Where America, the Indies?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Oh, sir, upon her nose all o'er embellished with
+ rubies, carbuncles, sapphires, declining their rich
+ aspect to the hot breath of Spain; who sent whole
+ armadoes of caracks to be ballast at her nose.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Where stood Belgia, the Netherlands?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Oh, sir, I did not look so low. To conclude, this
+ drudge, or diviner, laid claim to me, call'd me
+ Dromio; swore I was assured to her; told me what
+ privy marks I had about me, as, the mark of my
+ shoulder, the mole in my neck, the great wart on my
+ left arm, that I amazed ran from her as a witch:
+ And, I think, if my breast had not been made of
+ faith and my heart of steel,
+ She had transform'd me to a curtal dog and made
+ me turn i' the wheel.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Go hie thee presently, post to the road:
+ An if the wind blow any way from shore,
+ I will not harbour in this town to-night:
+ If any bark put forth, come to the mart,
+ Where I will walk till thou return to me.
+ If every one knows us and we know none,
+ 'Tis time, I think, to trudge, pack and be gone.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE As from a bear a man would run for life,
+ So fly I from her that would be my wife.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE There's none but witches do inhabit here;
+ And therefore 'tis high time that I were hence.
+ She that doth call me husband, even my soul
+ Doth for a wife abhor. But her fair sister,
+ Possess'd with such a gentle sovereign grace,
+ Of such enchanting presence and discourse,
+ Hath almost made me traitor to myself:
+ But, lest myself be guilty to self-wrong,
+ I'll stop mine ears against the mermaid's song.
+
+ [Enter ANGELO with the chain]
+
+ANGELO Master Antipholus,--
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Ay, that's my name.
+
+ANGELO I know it well, sir, lo, here is the chain.
+ I thought to have ta'en you at the Porpentine:
+ The chain unfinish'd made me stay thus long.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE What is your will that I shall do with this?
+
+ANGELO What please yourself, sir: I have made it for you.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Made it for me, sir! I bespoke it not.
+
+ANGELO Not once, nor twice, but twenty times you have.
+ Go home with it and please your wife withal;
+ And soon at supper-time I'll visit you
+ And then receive my money for the chain.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE I pray you, sir, receive the money now,
+ For fear you ne'er see chain nor money more.
+
+ANGELO You are a merry man, sir: fare you well.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE What I should think of this, I cannot tell:
+ But this I think, there's no man is so vain
+ That would refuse so fair an offer'd chain.
+ I see a man here needs not live by shifts,
+ When in the streets he meets such golden gifts.
+ I'll to the mart, and there for Dromio stay
+ If any ship put out, then straight away.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter Second Merchant, ANGELO, and an Officer]
+
+Second Merchant You know since Pentecost the sum is due,
+ And since I have not much importuned you;
+ Nor now I had not, but that I am bound
+ To Persia, and want guilders for my voyage:
+ Therefore make present satisfaction,
+ Or I'll attach you by this officer.
+
+ANGELO Even just the sum that I do owe to you
+ Is growing to me by Antipholus,
+ And in the instant that I met with you
+ He had of me a chain: at five o'clock
+ I shall receive the money for the same.
+ Pleaseth you walk with me down to his house,
+ I will discharge my bond and thank you too.
+
+ [Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus and DROMIO of Ephesus
+ from the courtezan's]
+
+Officer That labour may you save: see where he comes.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS While I go to the goldsmith's house, go thou
+ And buy a rope's end: that will I bestow
+ Among my wife and her confederates,
+ For locking me out of my doors by day.
+ But, soft! I see the goldsmith. Get thee gone;
+ Buy thou a rope and bring it home to me.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS I buy a thousand pound a year: I buy a rope.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS A man is well holp up that trusts to you:
+ I promised your presence and the chain;
+ But neither chain nor goldsmith came to me.
+ Belike you thought our love would last too long,
+ If it were chain'd together, and therefore came not.
+
+ANGELO Saving your merry humour, here's the note
+ How much your chain weighs to the utmost carat,
+ The fineness of the gold and chargeful fashion.
+ Which doth amount to three odd ducats more
+ Than I stand debted to this gentleman:
+ I pray you, see him presently discharged,
+ For he is bound to sea and stays but for it.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS I am not furnish'd with the present money;
+ Besides, I have some business in the town.
+ Good signior, take the stranger to my house
+ And with you take the chain and bid my wife
+ Disburse the sum on the receipt thereof:
+ Perchance I will be there as soon as you.
+
+ANGELO Then you will bring the chain to her yourself?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS No; bear it with you, lest I come not time enough.
+
+ANGELO Well, sir, I will. Have you the chain about you?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS An if I have not, sir, I hope you have;
+ Or else you may return without your money.
+
+ANGELO Nay, come, I pray you, sir, give me the chain:
+ Both wind and tide stays for this gentleman,
+ And I, to blame, have held him here too long.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Good Lord! you use this dalliance to excuse
+ Your breach of promise to the Porpentine.
+ I should have chid you for not bringing it,
+ But, like a shrew, you first begin to brawl.
+
+Second Merchant The hour steals on; I pray you, sir, dispatch.
+
+ANGELO You hear how he importunes me;--the chain!
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Why, give it to my wife and fetch your money.
+
+ANGELO Come, come, you know I gave it you even now.
+ Either send the chain or send me by some token.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Fie, now you run this humour out of breath,
+ where's the chain? I pray you, let me see it.
+
+Second Merchant My business cannot brook this dalliance.
+ Good sir, say whether you'll answer me or no:
+ If not, I'll leave him to the officer.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS I answer you! what should I answer you?
+
+ANGELO The money that you owe me for the chain.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS I owe you none till I receive the chain.
+
+ANGELO You know I gave it you half an hour since.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS You gave me none: you wrong me much to say so.
+
+ANGELO You wrong me more, sir, in denying it:
+ Consider how it stands upon my credit.
+
+Second Merchant Well, officer, arrest him at my suit.
+
+Officer I do; and charge you in the duke's name to obey me.
+
+ANGELO This touches me in reputation.
+ Either consent to pay this sum for me
+ Or I attach you by this officer.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Consent to pay thee that I never had!
+ Arrest me, foolish fellow, if thou darest.
+
+ANGELO Here is thy fee; arrest him, officer,
+ I would not spare my brother in this case,
+ If he should scorn me so apparently.
+
+Officer I do arrest you, sir: you hear the suit.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS I do obey thee till I give thee bail.
+ But, sirrah, you shall buy this sport as dear
+ As all the metal in your shop will answer.
+
+ANGELO Sir, sir, I will have law in Ephesus,
+ To your notorious shame; I doubt it not.
+
+ [Enter DROMIO of Syracuse, from the bay]
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Master, there is a bark of Epidamnum
+ That stays but till her owner comes aboard,
+ And then, sir, she bears away. Our fraughtage, sir,
+ I have convey'd aboard; and I have bought
+ The oil, the balsamum and aqua-vitae.
+ The ship is in her trim; the merry wind
+ Blows fair from land: they stay for nought at all
+ But for their owner, master, and yourself.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS How now! a madman! Why, thou peevish sheep,
+ What ship of Epidamnum stays for me?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE A ship you sent me to, to hire waftage.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Thou drunken slave, I sent thee for a rope;
+ And told thee to what purpose and what end.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE You sent me for a rope's end as soon:
+ You sent me to the bay, sir, for a bark.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS I will debate this matter at more leisure
+ And teach your ears to list me with more heed.
+ To Adriana, villain, hie thee straight:
+ Give her this key, and tell her, in the desk
+ That's cover'd o'er with Turkish tapestry,
+ There is a purse of ducats; let her send it:
+ Tell her I am arrested in the street
+ And that shall bail me; hie thee, slave, be gone!
+ On, officer, to prison till it come.
+
+ [Exeunt Second Merchant, Angelo, Officer, and
+ Antipholus of Ephesus]
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE To Adriana! that is where we dined,
+ Where Dowsabel did claim me for her husband:
+ She is too big, I hope, for me to compass.
+ Thither I must, although against my will,
+ For servants must their masters' minds fulfil.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II The house of ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus.
+
+
+ [Enter ADRIANA and LUCIANA]
+
+ADRIANA Ah, Luciana, did he tempt thee so?
+ Mightst thou perceive austerely in his eye
+ That he did plead in earnest? yea or no?
+ Look'd he or red or pale, or sad or merrily?
+ What observation madest thou in this case
+ Of his heart's meteors tilting in his face?
+
+LUCIANA First he denied you had in him no right.
+
+ADRIANA He meant he did me none; the more my spite.
+
+LUCIANA Then swore he that he was a stranger here.
+
+ADRIANA And true he swore, though yet forsworn he were.
+
+LUCIANA Then pleaded I for you.
+
+ADRIANA And what said he?
+
+LUCIANA That love I begg'd for you he begg'd of me.
+
+ADRIANA With what persuasion did he tempt thy love?
+
+LUCIANA With words that in an honest suit might move.
+ First he did praise my beauty, then my speech.
+
+ADRIANA Didst speak him fair?
+
+LUCIANA Have patience, I beseech.
+
+ADRIANA I cannot, nor I will not, hold me still;
+ My tongue, though not my heart, shall have his will.
+ He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
+ Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
+ Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
+ Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
+
+LUCIANA Who would be jealous then of such a one?
+ No evil lost is wail'd when it is gone.
+
+ADRIANA Ah, but I think him better than I say,
+ And yet would herein others' eyes were worse.
+ Far from her nest the lapwing cries away:
+ My heart prays for him, though my tongue do curse.
+
+ [Enter DROMIO of Syracuse]
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Here! go; the desk, the purse! sweet, now, make haste.
+
+LUCIANA How hast thou lost thy breath?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE By running fast.
+
+ADRIANA Where is thy master, Dromio? is he well?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE No, he's in Tartar limbo, worse than hell.
+ A devil in an everlasting garment hath him;
+ One whose hard heart is button'd up with steel;
+ A fiend, a fury, pitiless and rough;
+ A wolf, nay, worse, a fellow all in buff;
+ A back-friend, a shoulder-clapper, one that
+ countermands
+ The passages of alleys, creeks and narrow lands;
+ A hound that runs counter and yet draws dryfoot well;
+ One that before the judgement carries poor souls to hell.
+
+ADRIANA Why, man, what is the matter?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I do not know the matter: he is 'rested on the case.
+
+ADRIANA What, is he arrested? Tell me at whose suit.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I know not at whose suit he is arrested well;
+ But he's in a suit of buff which 'rested him, that can I tell.
+ Will you send him, mistress, redemption, the money in his desk?
+
+ADRIANA Go fetch it, sister.
+
+ [Exit Luciana]
+
+ This I wonder at,
+ That he, unknown to me, should be in debt.
+ Tell me, was he arrested on a band?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Not on a band, but on a stronger thing;
+ A chain, a chain! Do you not hear it ring?
+
+ADRIANA What, the chain?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE No, no, the bell: 'tis time that I were gone:
+ It was two ere I left him, and now the clock
+ strikes one.
+
+ADRIANA The hours come back! that did I never hear.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE O, yes; if any hour meet a sergeant, a' turns back for
+ very fear.
+
+ADRIANA As if Time were in debt! how fondly dost thou reason!
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Time is a very bankrupt, and owes more than he's
+ worth, to season.
+ Nay, he's a thief too: have you not heard men say
+ That Time comes stealing on by night and day?
+ If Time be in debt and theft, and a sergeant in the way,
+ Hath he not reason to turn back an hour in a day?
+
+ [Re-enter LUCIANA with a purse]
+
+ADRIANA Go, Dromio; there's the money, bear it straight;
+ And bring thy master home immediately.
+ Come, sister: I am press'd down with conceit--
+ Conceit, my comfort and my injury.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE There's not a man I meet but doth salute me
+ As if I were their well-acquainted friend;
+ And every one doth call me by my name.
+ Some tender money to me; some invite me;
+ Some other give me thanks for kindnesses;
+ Some offer me commodities to buy:
+ Even now a tailor call'd me in his shop
+ And show'd me silks that he had bought for me,
+ And therewithal took measure of my body.
+ Sure, these are but imaginary wiles
+ And Lapland sorcerers inhabit here.
+
+ [Enter DROMIO OF SYRACUSE]
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Master, here's the gold you sent me for. What, have
+ you got the picture of old Adam new-apparelled?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE What gold is this? what Adam dost thou mean?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Not that Adam that kept the Paradise but that Adam
+ that keeps the prison: he that goes in the calf's
+ skin that was killed for the Prodigal; he that came
+ behind you, sir, like an evil angel, and bid you
+ forsake your liberty.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE I understand thee not.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE No? why, 'tis a plain case: he that went, like a
+ bass-viol, in a case of leather; the man, sir,
+ that, when gentlemen are tired, gives them a sob
+ and 'rests them; he, sir, that takes pity on decayed
+ men and gives them suits of durance; he that sets up
+ his rest to do more exploits with his mace than a
+ morris-pike.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE What, thou meanest an officer?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Ay, sir, the sergeant of the band, he that brings
+ any man to answer it that breaks his band; one that
+ thinks a man always going to bed, and says, 'God
+ give you good rest!'
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Well, sir, there rest in your foolery. Is there any
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Why, sir, I brought you word an hour since that the
+ bark Expedition put forth to-night; and then were
+ you hindered by the sergeant, to tarry for the hoy
+ Delay. Here are the angels that you sent for to
+ deliver you.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE The fellow is distract, and so am I;
+ And here we wander in illusions:
+ Some blessed power deliver us from hence!
+
+ [Enter a Courtezan]
+
+Courtezan Well met, well met, Master Antipholus.
+ I see, sir, you have found the goldsmith now:
+ Is that the chain you promised me to-day?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Satan, avoid! I charge thee, tempt me not.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Master, is this Mistress Satan?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE It is the devil.
+
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Nay, she is worse, she is the devil's dam; and here
+ she comes in the habit of a light wench: and thereof
+ comes that the wenches say 'God damn me;' that's as
+ much to say 'God make me a light wench.' It is
+ written, they appear to men like angels of light:
+ light is an effect of fire, and fire will burn;
+ ergo, light wenches will burn. Come not near her.
+
+Courtezan Your man and you are marvellous merry, sir.
+ Will you go with me? We'll mend our dinner here?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Master, if you do, expect spoon-meat; or bespeak a
+ long spoon.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Why, Dromio?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with
+ the devil.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Avoid then, fiend! what tell'st thou me of supping?
+ Thou art, as you are all, a sorceress:
+ I conjure thee to leave me and be gone.
+
+Courtezan Give me the ring of mine you had at dinner,
+ Or, for my diamond, the chain you promised,
+ And I'll be gone, sir, and not trouble you.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Some devils ask but the parings of one's nail,
+ A rush, a hair, a drop of blood, a pin,
+ A nut, a cherry-stone;
+ But she, more covetous, would have a chain.
+ Master, be wise: an if you give it her,
+ The devil will shake her chain and fright us with it.
+
+Courtezan I pray you, sir, my ring, or else the chain:
+ I hope you do not mean to cheat me so.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Avaunt, thou witch! Come, Dromio, let us go.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE 'Fly pride,' says the peacock: mistress, that you know.
+
+ [Exeunt Antipholus of Syracuse and Dromio of Syracuse]
+
+Courtezan Now, out of doubt Antipholus is mad,
+ Else would he never so demean himself.
+ A ring he hath of mine worth forty ducats,
+ And for the same he promised me a chain:
+ Both one and other he denies me now.
+ The reason that I gather he is mad,
+ Besides this present instance of his rage,
+ Is a mad tale he told to-day at dinner,
+ Of his own doors being shut against his entrance.
+ Belike his wife, acquainted with his fits,
+ On purpose shut the doors against his way.
+ My way is now to hie home to his house,
+ And tell his wife that, being lunatic,
+ He rush'd into my house and took perforce
+ My ring away. This course I fittest choose;
+ For forty ducats is too much to lose.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A street.
+
+
+ [Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus and the Officer]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Fear me not, man; I will not break away:
+ I'll give thee, ere I leave thee, so much money,
+ To warrant thee, as I am 'rested for.
+ My wife is in a wayward mood to-day,
+ And will not lightly trust the messenger
+ That I should be attach'd in Ephesus,
+ I tell you, 'twill sound harshly in her ears.
+
+ [Enter DROMIO of Ephesus with a rope's-end]
+
+ Here comes my man; I think he brings the money.
+ How now, sir! have you that I sent you for?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Here's that, I warrant you, will pay them all.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS But where's the money?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Why, sir, I gave the money for the rope.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Five hundred ducats, villain, for a rope?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS I'll serve you, sir, five hundred at the rate.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS To what end did I bid thee hie thee home?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS To a rope's-end, sir; and to that end am I returned.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS And to that end, sir, I will welcome you.
+
+ [Beating him]
+
+Officer Good sir, be patient.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Nay, 'tis for me to be patient; I am in adversity.
+
+Officer Good, now, hold thy tongue.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Nay, rather persuade him to hold his hands.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Thou whoreson, senseless villain!
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS I would I were senseless, sir, that I might not feel
+ your blows.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS Thou art sensible in nothing but blows, and so is an
+ ass.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS I am an ass, indeed; you may prove it by my long
+ ears. I have served him from the hour of my
+ nativity to this instant, and have nothing at his
+ hands for my service but blows. When I am cold, he
+ heats me with beating; when I am warm, he cools me
+ with beating; I am waked with it when I sleep;
+ raised with it when I sit; driven out of doors with
+ it when I go from home; welcomed home with it when
+ I return; nay, I bear it on my shoulders, as a
+ beggar wont her brat; and, I think when he hath
+ lamed me, I shall beg with it from door to door.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Come, go along; my wife is coming yonder.
+
+ [Enter ADRIANA, LUCIANA, the Courtezan, and PINCH]
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Mistress, 'respice finem,' respect your end; or
+ rather, the prophecy like the parrot, 'beware the
+ rope's-end.'
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Wilt thou still talk?
+
+ [Beating him]
+
+Courtezan How say you now? is not your husband mad?
+
+ADRIANA His incivility confirms no less.
+ Good Doctor Pinch, you are a conjurer;
+ Establish him in his true sense again,
+ And I will please you what you will demand.
+
+LUCIANA Alas, how fiery and how sharp he looks!
+
+Courtezan Mark how he trembles in his ecstasy!
+
+PINCH Give me your hand and let me feel your pulse.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS There is my hand, and let it feel your ear.
+
+ [Striking him]
+
+PINCH I charge thee, Satan, housed within this man,
+ To yield possession to my holy prayers
+ And to thy state of darkness hie thee straight:
+ I conjure thee by all the saints in heaven!
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Peace, doting wizard, peace! I am not mad.
+
+ADRIANA O, that thou wert not, poor distressed soul!
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS You minion, you, are these your customers?
+ Did this companion with the saffron face
+ Revel and feast it at my house to-day,
+ Whilst upon me the guilty doors were shut
+ And I denied to enter in my house?
+
+ADRIANA O husband, God doth know you dined at home;
+ Where would you had remain'd until this time,
+ Free from these slanders and this open shame!
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Dined at home! Thou villain, what sayest thou?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Sir, sooth to say, you did not dine at home.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Were not my doors lock'd up and I shut out?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Perdie, your doors were lock'd and you shut out.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS And did not she herself revile me there?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Sans fable, she herself reviled you there.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Did not her kitchen-maid rail, taunt, and scorn me?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Certes, she did; the kitchen-vestal scorn'd you.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS And did not I in rage depart from thence?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS In verity you did; my bones bear witness,
+ That since have felt the vigour of his rage.
+
+ADRIANA Is't good to soothe him in these contraries?
+
+PINCH It is no shame: the fellow finds his vein,
+ And yielding to him humours well his frenzy.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Thou hast suborn'd the goldsmith to arrest me.
+
+ADRIANA Alas, I sent you money to redeem you,
+ By Dromio here, who came in haste for it.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Money by me! heart and goodwill you might;
+ But surely master, not a rag of money.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Went'st not thou to her for a purse of ducats?
+
+ADRIANA He came to me and I deliver'd it.
+
+LUCIANA And I am witness with her that she did.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS God and the rope-maker bear me witness
+ That I was sent for nothing but a rope!
+
+PINCH Mistress, both man and master is possess'd;
+ I know it by their pale and deadly looks:
+ They must be bound and laid in some dark room.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Say, wherefore didst thou lock me forth to-day?
+ And why dost thou deny the bag of gold?
+
+ADRIANA I did not, gentle husband, lock thee forth.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS And, gentle master, I received no gold;
+ But I confess, sir, that we were lock'd out.
+
+ADRIANA Dissembling villain, thou speak'st false in both.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all;
+ And art confederate with a damned pack
+ To make a loathsome abject scorn of me:
+ But with these nails I'll pluck out these false eyes
+ That would behold in me this shameful sport.
+
+ [Enter three or four, and offer to bind him.
+ He strives]
+
+ADRIANA O, bind him, bind him! let him not come near me.
+
+PINCH More company! The fiend is strong within him.
+
+LUCIANA Ay me, poor man, how pale and wan he looks!
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS What, will you murder me? Thou gaoler, thou,
+ I am thy prisoner: wilt thou suffer them
+ To make a rescue?
+
+Officer Masters, let him go
+ He is my prisoner, and you shall not have him.
+
+PINCH Go bind this man, for he is frantic too.
+
+ [They offer to bind Dromio of Ephesus]
+
+ADRIANA What wilt thou do, thou peevish officer?
+ Hast thou delight to see a wretched man
+ Do outrage and displeasure to himself?
+
+Officer He is my prisoner: if I let him go,
+ The debt he owes will be required of me.
+
+ADRIANA I will discharge thee ere I go from thee:
+ Bear me forthwith unto his creditor,
+ And, knowing how the debt grows, I will pay it.
+ Good master doctor, see him safe convey'd
+ Home to my house. O most unhappy day!
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS O most unhappy strumpet!
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Master, I am here entered in bond for you.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Out on thee, villain! wherefore dost thou mad me?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Will you be bound for nothing? be mad, good master:
+ cry 'The devil!'
+
+LUCIANA God help, poor souls, how idly do they talk!
+
+ADRIANA Go bear him hence. Sister, go you with me.
+
+ [Exeunt all but Adriana, Luciana, Officer and
+ Courtezan]
+
+ Say now, whose suit is he arrested at?
+
+Officer One Angelo, a goldsmith: do you know him?
+
+ADRIANA I know the man. What is the sum he owes?
+
+Officer Two hundred ducats.
+
+ADRIANA Say, how grows it due?
+
+Officer Due for a chain your husband had of him.
+
+ADRIANA He did bespeak a chain for me, but had it not.
+
+Courtezan When as your husband all in rage to-day
+ Came to my house and took away my ring--
+ The ring I saw upon his finger now--
+ Straight after did I meet him with a chain.
+
+ADRIANA It may be so, but I did never see it.
+ Come, gaoler, bring me where the goldsmith is:
+ I long to know the truth hereof at large.
+
+ [Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse with his rapier drawn,
+ and DROMIO of Syracuse]
+
+LUCIANA God, for thy mercy! they are loose again.
+
+ADRIANA And come with naked swords.
+ Let's call more help to have them bound again.
+
+Officer Away! they'll kill us.
+
+ [Exeunt all but Antipholus of Syracuse and Dromio
+ of Syracuse]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE I see these witches are afraid of swords.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE She that would be your wife now ran from you.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Come to the Centaur; fetch our stuff from thence:
+ I long that we were safe and sound aboard.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Faith, stay here this night; they will surely do us
+ no harm: you saw they speak us fair, give us gold:
+ methinks they are such a gentle nation that, but for
+ the mountain of mad flesh that claims marriage of
+ me, I could find in my heart to stay here still and
+ turn witch.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE I will not stay to-night for all the town;
+ Therefore away, to get our stuff aboard.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I A street before a Priory.
+
+
+ [Enter Second Merchant and ANGELO]
+
+ANGELO I am sorry, sir, that I have hinder'd you;
+ But, I protest, he had the chain of me,
+ Though most dishonestly he doth deny it.
+
+Second Merchant How is the man esteemed here in the city?
+
+ANGELO Of very reverend reputation, sir,
+ Of credit infinite, highly beloved,
+ Second to none that lives here in the city:
+ His word might bear my wealth at any time.
+
+Second Merchant Speak softly; yonder, as I think, he walks.
+
+ [Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse and DROMIO of Syracuse]
+
+ANGELO 'Tis so; and that self chain about his neck
+ Which he forswore most monstrously to have.
+ Good sir, draw near to me, I'll speak to him.
+ Signior Antipholus, I wonder much
+ That you would put me to this shame and trouble;
+ And, not without some scandal to yourself,
+ With circumstance and oaths so to deny
+ This chain which now you wear so openly:
+ Beside the charge, the shame, imprisonment,
+ You have done wrong to this my honest friend,
+ Who, but for staying on our controversy,
+ Had hoisted sail and put to sea to-day:
+ This chain you had of me; can you deny it?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE I think I had; I never did deny it.
+
+Second Merchant Yes, that you did, sir, and forswore it too.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Who heard me to deny it or forswear it?
+
+Second Merchant These ears of mine, thou know'st did hear thee.
+ Fie on thee, wretch! 'tis pity that thou livest
+ To walk where any honest man resort.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE Thou art a villain to impeach me thus:
+ I'll prove mine honour and mine honesty
+ Against thee presently, if thou darest stand.
+
+Second Merchant I dare, and do defy thee for a villain.
+
+ [They draw]
+
+ [Enter ADRIANA, LUCIANA, the Courtezan, and others]
+
+ADRIANA Hold, hurt him not, for God's sake! he is mad.
+ Some get within him, take his sword away:
+ Bind Dromio too, and bear them to my house.
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Run, master, run; for God's sake, take a house!
+ This is some priory. In, or we are spoil'd!
+
+ [Exeunt Antipholus of Syracuse and Dromio of Syracuse
+ to the Priory]
+
+ [Enter the Lady Abbess, AEMILIA]
+
+AEMELIA Be quiet, people. Wherefore throng you hither?
+
+ADRIANA To fetch my poor distracted husband hence.
+ Let us come in, that we may bind him fast
+ And bear him home for his recovery.
+
+ANGELO I knew he was not in his perfect wits.
+
+Second Merchant I am sorry now that I did draw on him.
+
+AEMELIA How long hath this possession held the man?
+
+ADRIANA This week he hath been heavy, sour, sad,
+ And much different from the man he was;
+ But till this afternoon his passion
+ Ne'er brake into extremity of rage.
+
+AEMELIA Hath he not lost much wealth by wreck of sea?
+ Buried some dear friend? Hath not else his eye
+ Stray'd his affection in unlawful love?
+ A sin prevailing much in youthful men,
+ Who give their eyes the liberty of gazing.
+ Which of these sorrows is he subject to?
+
+ADRIANA To none of these, except it be the last;
+ Namely, some love that drew him oft from home.
+
+AEMELIA You should for that have reprehended him.
+
+ADRIANA Why, so I did.
+
+AEMELIA Ay, but not rough enough.
+
+ADRIANA As roughly as my modesty would let me.
+
+AEMELIA Haply, in private.
+
+ADRIANA And in assemblies too.
+
+AEMELIA Ay, but not enough.
+
+ADRIANA It was the copy of our conference:
+ In bed he slept not for my urging it;
+ At board he fed not for my urging it;
+ Alone, it was the subject of my theme;
+ In company I often glanced it;
+ Still did I tell him it was vile and bad.
+
+AEMELIA And thereof came it that the man was mad.
+ The venom clamours of a jealous woman
+ Poisons more deadly than a mad dog's tooth.
+ It seems his sleeps were hinder'd by thy railing,
+ And therefore comes it that his head is light.
+ Thou say'st his meat was sauced with thy upbraidings:
+ Unquiet meals make ill digestions;
+ Thereof the raging fire of fever bred;
+ And what's a fever but a fit of madness?
+ Thou say'st his sports were hinderd by thy brawls:
+ Sweet recreation barr'd, what doth ensue
+ But moody and dull melancholy,
+ Kinsman to grim and comfortless despair,
+ And at her heels a huge infectious troop
+ Of pale distemperatures and foes to life?
+ In food, in sport and life-preserving rest
+ To be disturb'd, would mad or man or beast:
+ The consequence is then thy jealous fits
+ Have scared thy husband from the use of wits.
+
+LUCIANA She never reprehended him but mildly,
+ When he demean'd himself rough, rude and wildly.
+ Why bear you these rebukes and answer not?
+
+ADRIANA She did betray me to my own reproof.
+ Good people enter and lay hold on him.
+
+AEMELIA No, not a creature enters in my house.
+
+ADRIANA Then let your servants bring my husband forth.
+
+AEMELIA Neither: he took this place for sanctuary,
+ And it shall privilege him from your hands
+ Till I have brought him to his wits again,
+ Or lose my labour in assaying it.
+
+ADRIANA I will attend my husband, be his nurse,
+ Diet his sickness, for it is my office,
+ And will have no attorney but myself;
+ And therefore let me have him home with me.
+
+AEMELIA Be patient; for I will not let him stir
+ Till I have used the approved means I have,
+ With wholesome syrups, drugs and holy prayers,
+ To make of him a formal man again:
+ It is a branch and parcel of mine oath,
+ A charitable duty of my order.
+ Therefore depart and leave him here with me.
+
+ADRIANA I will not hence and leave my husband here:
+ And ill it doth beseem your holiness
+ To separate the husband and the wife.
+
+AEMELIA Be quiet and depart: thou shalt not have him.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LUCIANA Complain unto the duke of this indignity.
+
+ADRIANA Come, go: I will fall prostrate at his feet
+ And never rise until my tears and prayers
+ Have won his grace to come in person hither
+ And take perforce my husband from the abbess.
+
+Second Merchant By this, I think, the dial points at five:
+ Anon, I'm sure, the duke himself in person
+ Comes this way to the melancholy vale,
+ The place of death and sorry execution,
+ Behind the ditches of the abbey here.
+
+ANGELO Upon what cause?
+
+Second Merchant To see a reverend Syracusian merchant,
+ Who put unluckily into this bay
+ Against the laws and statutes of this town,
+ Beheaded publicly for his offence.
+
+ANGELO See where they come: we will behold his death.
+
+LUCIANA Kneel to the duke before he pass the abbey.
+
+ [Enter DUKE SOLINUS, attended; AEGEON bareheaded; with the
+ Headsman and other Officers]
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Yet once again proclaim it publicly,
+ If any friend will pay the sum for him,
+ He shall not die; so much we tender him.
+
+ADRIANA Justice, most sacred duke, against the abbess!
+
+DUKE SOLINUS She is a virtuous and a reverend lady:
+ It cannot be that she hath done thee wrong.
+
+ADRIANA May it please your grace, Antipholus, my husband,
+ Whom I made lord of me and all I had,
+ At your important letters,--this ill day
+ A most outrageous fit of madness took him;
+ That desperately he hurried through the street,
+ With him his bondman, all as mad as he--
+ Doing displeasure to the citizens
+ By rushing in their houses, bearing thence
+ Rings, jewels, any thing his rage did like.
+ Once did I get him bound and sent him home,
+ Whilst to take order for the wrongs I went,
+ That here and there his fury had committed.
+ Anon, I wot not by what strong escape,
+ He broke from those that had the guard of him;
+ And with his mad attendant and himself,
+ Each one with ireful passion, with drawn swords,
+ Met us again and madly bent on us,
+ Chased us away; till, raising of more aid,
+ We came again to bind them. Then they fled
+ Into this abbey, whither we pursued them:
+ And here the abbess shuts the gates on us
+ And will not suffer us to fetch him out,
+ Nor send him forth that we may bear him hence.
+ Therefore, most gracious duke, with thy command
+ Let him be brought forth and borne hence for help.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Long since thy husband served me in my wars,
+ And I to thee engaged a prince's word,
+ When thou didst make him master of thy bed,
+ To do him all the grace and good I could.
+ Go, some of you, knock at the abbey-gate
+ And bid the lady abbess come to me.
+ I will determine this before I stir.
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+Servant O mistress, mistress, shift and save yourself!
+ My master and his man are both broke loose,
+ Beaten the maids a-row and bound the doctor
+ Whose beard they have singed off with brands of fire;
+ And ever, as it blazed, they threw on him
+ Great pails of puddled mire to quench the hair:
+ My master preaches patience to him and the while
+ His man with scissors nicks him like a fool,
+ And sure, unless you send some present help,
+ Between them they will kill the conjurer.
+
+ADRIANA Peace, fool! thy master and his man are here,
+ And that is false thou dost report to us.
+
+Servant Mistress, upon my life, I tell you true;
+ I have not breathed almost since I did see it.
+ He cries for you, and vows, if he can take you,
+ To scorch your face and to disfigure you.
+
+ [Cry within]
+
+ Hark, hark! I hear him, mistress. fly, be gone!
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Come, stand by me; fear nothing. Guard with halberds!
+
+ADRIANA Ay me, it is my husband! Witness you,
+ That he is borne about invisible:
+ Even now we housed him in the abbey here;
+ And now he's there, past thought of human reason.
+
+ [Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus and DROMIO of Ephesus]
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Justice, most gracious duke, O, grant me justice!
+ Even for the service that long since I did thee,
+ When I bestrid thee in the wars and took
+ Deep scars to save thy life; even for the blood
+ That then I lost for thee, now grant me justice.
+
+AEGEON Unless the fear of death doth make me dote,
+ I see my son Antipholus and Dromio.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Justice, sweet prince, against that woman there!
+ She whom thou gavest to me to be my wife,
+ That hath abused and dishonour'd me
+ Even in the strength and height of injury!
+ Beyond imagination is the wrong
+ That she this day hath shameless thrown on me.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Discover how, and thou shalt find me just.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS This day, great duke, she shut the doors upon me,
+ While she with harlots feasted in my house.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS A grievous fault! Say, woman, didst thou so?
+
+ADRIANA No, my good lord: myself, he and my sister
+ To-day did dine together. So befall my soul
+ As this is false he burdens me withal!
+
+LUCIANA Ne'er may I look on day, nor sleep on night,
+ But she tells to your highness simple truth!
+
+ANGELO O perjured woman! They are both forsworn:
+ In this the madman justly chargeth them.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS My liege, I am advised what I say,
+ Neither disturbed with the effect of wine,
+ Nor heady-rash, provoked with raging ire,
+ Albeit my wrongs might make one wiser mad.
+ This woman lock'd me out this day from dinner:
+ That goldsmith there, were he not pack'd with her,
+ Could witness it, for he was with me then;
+ Who parted with me to go fetch a chain,
+ Promising to bring it to the Porpentine,
+ Where Balthazar and I did dine together.
+ Our dinner done, and he not coming thither,
+ I went to seek him: in the street I met him
+ And in his company that gentleman.
+ There did this perjured goldsmith swear me down
+ That I this day of him received the chain,
+ Which, God he knows, I saw not: for the which
+ He did arrest me with an officer.
+ I did obey, and sent my peasant home
+ For certain ducats: he with none return'd
+ Then fairly I bespoke the officer
+ To go in person with me to my house.
+ By the way we met
+ My wife, her sister, and a rabble more
+ Of vile confederates. Along with them
+ They brought one Pinch, a hungry lean-faced villain,
+ A mere anatomy, a mountebank,
+ A threadbare juggler and a fortune-teller,
+ A needy, hollow-eyed, sharp-looking wretch,
+ A dead-looking man: this pernicious slave,
+ Forsooth, took on him as a conjurer,
+ And, gazing in mine eyes, feeling my pulse,
+ And with no face, as 'twere, outfacing me,
+ Cries out, I was possess'd. Then all together
+ They fell upon me, bound me, bore me thence
+ And in a dark and dankish vault at home
+ There left me and my man, both bound together;
+ Till, gnawing with my teeth my bonds in sunder,
+ I gain'd my freedom, and immediately
+ Ran hither to your grace; whom I beseech
+ To give me ample satisfaction
+ For these deep shames and great indignities.
+
+ANGELO My lord, in truth, thus far I witness with him,
+ That he dined not at home, but was lock'd out.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS But had he such a chain of thee or no?
+
+ANGELO He had, my lord: and when he ran in here,
+ These people saw the chain about his neck.
+
+Second Merchant Besides, I will be sworn these ears of mine
+ Heard you confess you had the chain of him
+ After you first forswore it on the mart:
+ And thereupon I drew my sword on you;
+ And then you fled into this abbey here,
+ From whence, I think, you are come by miracle.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS I never came within these abbey-walls,
+ Nor ever didst thou draw thy sword on me:
+ I never saw the chain, so help me Heaven!
+ And this is false you burden me withal.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Why, what an intricate impeach is this!
+ I think you all have drunk of Circe's cup.
+ If here you housed him, here he would have been;
+ If he were mad, he would not plead so coldly:
+ You say he dined at home; the goldsmith here
+ Denies that saying. Sirrah, what say you?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Sir, he dined with her there, at the Porpentine.
+
+Courtezan He did, and from my finger snatch'd that ring.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS 'Tis true, my liege; this ring I had of her.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Saw'st thou him enter at the abbey here?
+
+Courtezan As sure, my liege, as I do see your grace.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Why, this is strange. Go call the abbess hither.
+ I think you are all mated or stark mad.
+
+ [Exit one to Abbess]
+
+AEGEON Most mighty duke, vouchsafe me speak a word:
+ Haply I see a friend will save my life
+ And pay the sum that may deliver me.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Speak freely, Syracusian, what thou wilt.
+
+AEGEON Is not your name, sir, call'd Antipholus?
+ And is not that your bondman, Dromio?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Within this hour I was his bondman sir,
+ But he, I thank him, gnaw'd in two my cords:
+ Now am I Dromio and his man unbound.
+
+AEGEON I am sure you both of you remember me.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Ourselves we do remember, sir, by you;
+ For lately we were bound, as you are now
+ You are not Pinch's patient, are you, sir?
+
+AEGEON Why look you strange on me? you know me well.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS I never saw you in my life till now.
+
+AEGEON O, grief hath changed me since you saw me last,
+ And careful hours with time's deformed hand
+ Have written strange defeatures in my face:
+ But tell me yet, dost thou not know my voice?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Neither.
+
+AEGEON Dromio, nor thou?
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS No, trust me, sir, nor I.
+
+AEGEON I am sure thou dost.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Ay, sir, but I am sure I do not; and whatsoever a
+ man denies, you are now bound to believe him.
+
+AEGEON Not know my voice! O time's extremity,
+ Hast thou so crack'd and splitted my poor tongue
+ In seven short years, that here my only son
+ Knows not my feeble key of untuned cares?
+ Though now this grained face of mine be hid
+ In sap-consuming winter's drizzled snow,
+ And all the conduits of my blood froze up,
+ Yet hath my night of life some memory,
+ My wasting lamps some fading glimmer left,
+ My dull deaf ears a little use to hear:
+ All these old witnesses--I cannot err--
+ Tell me thou art my son Antipholus.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS I never saw my father in my life.
+
+AEGEON But seven years since, in Syracusa, boy,
+ Thou know'st we parted: but perhaps, my son,
+ Thou shamest to acknowledge me in misery.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS The duke and all that know me in the city
+ Can witness with me that it is not so
+ I ne'er saw Syracusa in my life.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS I tell thee, Syracusian, twenty years
+ Have I been patron to Antipholus,
+ During which time he ne'er saw Syracusa:
+ I see thy age and dangers make thee dote.
+
+ [Re-enter AEMILIA, with ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse and
+ DROMIO of Syracuse]
+
+AEMELIA Most mighty duke, behold a man much wrong'd.
+
+ [All gather to see them]
+
+ADRIANA I see two husbands, or mine eyes deceive me.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS One of these men is Genius to the other;
+ And so of these. Which is the natural man,
+ And which the spirit? who deciphers them?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE I, sir, am Dromio; command him away.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS I, sir, am Dromio; pray, let me stay.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE AEgeon art thou not? or else his ghost?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE O, my old master! who hath bound him here?
+
+AEMELIA Whoever bound him, I will loose his bonds
+ And gain a husband by his liberty.
+ Speak, old AEgeon, if thou be'st the man
+ That hadst a wife once call'd AEmilia
+ That bore thee at a burden two fair sons:
+ O, if thou be'st the same AEgeon, speak,
+ And speak unto the same AEmilia!
+
+AEGEON If I dream not, thou art AEmilia:
+ If thou art she, tell me where is that son
+ That floated with thee on the fatal raft?
+
+AEMELIA By men of Epidamnum he and I
+ And the twin Dromio all were taken up;
+ But by and by rude fishermen of Corinth
+ By force took Dromio and my son from them
+ And me they left with those of Epidamnum.
+ What then became of them I cannot tell
+ I to this fortune that you see me in.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Why, here begins his morning story right;
+ These two Antipholuses, these two so like,
+ And these two Dromios, one in semblance,--
+ Besides her urging of her wreck at sea,--
+ These are the parents to these children,
+ Which accidentally are met together.
+ Antipholus, thou camest from Corinth first?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE No, sir, not I; I came from Syracuse.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS Stay, stand apart; I know not which is which.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS I came from Corinth, my most gracious lord,--
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS And I with him.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Brought to this town by that most famous warrior,
+ Duke Menaphon, your most renowned uncle.
+
+ADRIANA Which of you two did dine with me to-day?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE I, gentle mistress.
+
+ADRIANA And are not you my husband?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS No; I say nay to that.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE And so do I; yet did she call me so:
+ And this fair gentlewoman, her sister here,
+ Did call me brother.
+
+ [To Luciana]
+
+ What I told you then,
+ I hope I shall have leisure to make good;
+ If this be not a dream I see and hear.
+
+ANGELO That is the chain, sir, which you had of me.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE I think it be, sir; I deny it not.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS And you, sir, for this chain arrested me.
+
+ANGELO I think I did, sir; I deny it not.
+
+ADRIANA I sent you money, sir, to be your bail,
+ By Dromio; but I think he brought it not.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS No, none by me.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE This purse of ducats I received from you,
+ And Dromio, my man, did bring them me.
+ I see we still did meet each other's man,
+ And I was ta'en for him, and he for me,
+ And thereupon these errors are arose.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS These ducats pawn I for my father here.
+
+DUKE SOLINUS It shall not need; thy father hath his life.
+
+Courtezan Sir, I must have that diamond from you.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS There, take it; and much thanks for my good cheer.
+
+AEMELIA Renowned duke, vouchsafe to take the pains
+ To go with us into the abbey here
+ And hear at large discoursed all our fortunes:
+ And all that are assembled in this place,
+ That by this sympathized one day's error
+ Have suffer'd wrong, go keep us company,
+ And we shall make full satisfaction.
+ Thirty-three years have I but gone in travail
+ Of you, my sons; and till this present hour
+ My heavy burden ne'er delivered.
+ The duke, my husband and my children both,
+ And you the calendars of their nativity,
+ Go to a gossips' feast and go with me;
+ After so long grief, such festivity!
+
+DUKE SOLINUS With all my heart, I'll gossip at this feast.
+
+ [Exeunt all but Antipholus of Syracuse, Antipholus
+ of Ephesus, Dromio of Syracuse and Dromio of Ephesus]
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Master, shall I fetch your stuff from shipboard?
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF EPHESUS Dromio, what stuff of mine hast thou embark'd?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Your goods that lay at host, sir, in the Centaur.
+
+ANTIPHOLUS
+OF SYRACUSE He speaks to me. I am your master, Dromio:
+ Come, go with us; we'll look to that anon:
+ Embrace thy brother there; rejoice with him.
+
+ [Exeunt Antipholus of Syracuse and Antipholus of Ephesus]
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE There is a fat friend at your master's house,
+ That kitchen'd me for you to-day at dinner:
+ She now shall be my sister, not my wife.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Methinks you are my glass, and not my brother:
+ I see by you I am a sweet-faced youth.
+ Will you walk in to see their gossiping?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE Not I, sir; you are my elder.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS That's a question: how shall we try it?
+
+DROMIO OF SYRACUSE We'll draw cuts for the senior: till then lead thou first.
+
+DROMIO OF EPHESUS Nay, then, thus:
+ We came into the world like brother and brother;
+ And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+CYMBELINE king of Britain.
+
+CLOTEN son to the Queen by a former husband.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS a gentleman, husband to Imogen.
+
+BELARIUS a banished lord, disguised under the name of Morgan.
+
+
+GUIDERIUS | sons to Cymbeline, disguised under the names
+ | of Polydote and Cadwal, supposed sons to
+ARVIRAGUS | Morgan.
+
+
+PHILARIO friend to Posthumus, |
+ | Italians.
+IACHIMO friend to Philario, |
+
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS general of the Roman forces.
+
+PISANIO servant to Posthumus.
+
+CORNELIUS a physician.
+
+ A Roman Captain. (Captain:)
+
+ Two British Captains.
+ (First Captain:)
+ (Second Captain:)
+
+ A Frenchman, friend to Philario.
+ (Frenchman:)
+
+ Two Lords of Cymbeline's court.
+ (First Lord:)
+ (Second Lord:)
+
+ Two Gentlemen of the same.
+ (First Gentleman:)
+ (Second Gentleman:)
+
+ Two Gaolers.
+ (First Gaoler:)
+ (Second Gaoler:)
+
+QUEEN wife to Cymbeline.
+
+IMOGEN daughter to Cymbeline by a former queen.
+
+HELEN a lady attending on Imogen.
+
+ Lords, Ladies, Roman Senators, Tribunes,
+ a Soothsayer, a Dutchman, a Spaniard, Musicians,
+ Officers, Captains, Soldiers, Messengers,
+ and other Attendants. (Lord:)
+ (Lady:)
+ (First Lady:)
+ (First Senator:)
+ (Second Senator:)
+ (First Tribune:)
+ (Soothsayer:)
+ (Messenger:)
+
+ Apparitions.
+ (Sicilius Leonatus:)
+ (Mother:)
+ (First Brother:)
+ (Second Brother:)
+ (Jupiter:)
+
+SCENE Britain; Rome.
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Britain. The garden of Cymbeline's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter two Gentlemen]
+
+First Gentleman You do not meet a man but frowns: our bloods
+ No more obey the heavens than our courtiers
+ Still seem as does the king.
+
+Second Gentleman But what's the matter?
+
+First Gentleman His daughter, and the heir of's kingdom, whom
+ He purposed to his wife's sole son--a widow
+ That late he married--hath referr'd herself
+ Unto a poor but worthy gentleman: she's wedded;
+ Her husband banish'd; she imprison'd: all
+ Is outward sorrow; though I think the king
+ Be touch'd at very heart.
+
+Second Gentleman None but the king?
+
+First Gentleman He that hath lost her too; so is the queen,
+ That most desired the match; but not a courtier,
+ Although they wear their faces to the bent
+ Of the king's look's, hath a heart that is not
+ Glad at the thing they scowl at.
+
+Second Gentleman And why so?
+
+First Gentleman He that hath miss'd the princess is a thing
+ Too bad for bad report: and he that hath her--
+ I mean, that married her, alack, good man!
+ And therefore banish'd--is a creature such
+ As, to seek through the regions of the earth
+ For one his like, there would be something failing
+ In him that should compare. I do not think
+ So fair an outward and such stuff within
+ Endows a man but he.
+
+Second Gentleman You speak him far.
+
+First Gentleman I do extend him, sir, within himself,
+ Crush him together rather than unfold
+ His measure duly.
+
+Second Gentleman What's his name and birth?
+
+First Gentleman I cannot delve him to the root: his father
+ Was call'd Sicilius, who did join his honour
+ Against the Romans with Cassibelan,
+ But had his titles by Tenantius whom
+ He served with glory and admired success,
+ So gain'd the sur-addition Leonatus;
+ And had, besides this gentleman in question,
+ Two other sons, who in the wars o' the time
+ Died with their swords in hand; for which
+ their father,
+ Then old and fond of issue, took such sorrow
+ That he quit being, and his gentle lady,
+ Big of this gentleman our theme, deceased
+ As he was born. The king he takes the babe
+ To his protection, calls him Posthumus Leonatus,
+ Breeds him and makes him of his bed-chamber,
+ Puts to him all the learnings that his time
+ Could make him the receiver of; which he took,
+ As we do air, fast as 'twas minister'd,
+ And in's spring became a harvest, lived in court--
+ Which rare it is to do--most praised, most loved,
+ A sample to the youngest, to the more mature
+ A glass that feated them, and to the graver
+ A child that guided dotards; to his mistress,
+ For whom he now is banish'd, her own price
+ Proclaims how she esteem'd him and his virtue;
+ By her election may be truly read
+ What kind of man he is.
+
+Second Gentleman I honour him
+ Even out of your report. But, pray you, tell me,
+ Is she sole child to the king?
+
+First Gentleman His only child.
+ He had two sons: if this be worth your hearing,
+ Mark it: the eldest of them at three years old,
+ I' the swathing-clothes the other, from their nursery
+ Were stol'n, and to this hour no guess in knowledge
+ Which way they went.
+
+Second Gentleman How long is this ago?
+
+First Gentleman Some twenty years.
+
+Second Gentleman That a king's children should be so convey'd,
+ So slackly guarded, and the search so slow,
+ That could not trace them!
+
+First Gentleman Howsoe'er 'tis strange,
+ Or that the negligence may well be laugh'd at,
+ Yet is it true, sir.
+
+Second Gentleman I do well believe you.
+
+First Gentleman We must forbear: here comes the gentleman,
+ The queen, and princess.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Enter the QUEEN, POSTHUMUS LEONATUS, and IMOGEN]
+
+QUEEN No, be assured you shall not find me, daughter,
+ After the slander of most stepmothers,
+ Evil-eyed unto you: you're my prisoner, but
+ Your gaoler shall deliver you the keys
+ That lock up your restraint. For you, Posthumus,
+ So soon as I can win the offended king,
+ I will be known your advocate: marry, yet
+ The fire of rage is in him, and 'twere good
+ You lean'd unto his sentence with what patience
+ Your wisdom may inform you.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Please your highness,
+ I will from hence to-day.
+
+QUEEN You know the peril.
+ I'll fetch a turn about the garden, pitying
+ The pangs of barr'd affections, though the king
+ Hath charged you should not speak together.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+IMOGEN O
+ Dissembling courtesy! How fine this tyrant
+ Can tickle where she wounds! My dearest husband,
+ I something fear my father's wrath; but nothing--
+ Always reserved my holy duty--what
+ His rage can do on me: you must be gone;
+ And I shall here abide the hourly shot
+ Of angry eyes, not comforted to live,
+ But that there is this jewel in the world
+ That I may see again.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS My queen! my mistress!
+ O lady, weep no more, lest I give cause
+ To be suspected of more tenderness
+ Than doth become a man. I will remain
+ The loyal'st husband that did e'er plight troth:
+ My residence in Rome at one Philario's,
+ Who to my father was a friend, to me
+ Known but by letter: thither write, my queen,
+ And with mine eyes I'll drink the words you send,
+ Though ink be made of gall.
+
+ [Re-enter QUEEN]
+
+QUEEN Be brief, I pray you:
+ If the king come, I shall incur I know not
+ How much of his displeasure.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ Yet I'll move him
+ To walk this way: I never do him wrong,
+ But he does buy my injuries, to be friends;
+ Pays dear for my offences.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Should we be taking leave
+ As long a term as yet we have to live,
+ The loathness to depart would grow. Adieu!
+
+IMOGEN Nay, stay a little:
+ Were you but riding forth to air yourself,
+ Such parting were too petty. Look here, love;
+ This diamond was my mother's: take it, heart;
+ But keep it till you woo another wife,
+ When Imogen is dead.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS How, how! another?
+ You gentle gods, give me but this I have,
+ And sear up my embracements from a next
+ With bonds of death!
+
+ [Putting on the ring]
+
+ Remain, remain thou here
+ While sense can keep it on. And, sweetest, fairest,
+ As I my poor self did exchange for you,
+ To your so infinite loss, so in our trifles
+ I still win of you: for my sake wear this;
+ It is a manacle of love; I'll place it
+ Upon this fairest prisoner.
+
+ [Putting a bracelet upon her arm]
+
+IMOGEN O the gods!
+ When shall we see again?
+
+ [Enter CYMBELINE and Lords]
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Alack, the king!
+
+CYMBELINE Thou basest thing, avoid! hence, from my sight!
+ If after this command thou fraught the court
+ With thy unworthiness, thou diest: away!
+ Thou'rt poison to my blood.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS The gods protect you!
+ And bless the good remainders of the court! I am gone.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+IMOGEN There cannot be a pinch in death
+ More sharp than this is.
+
+CYMBELINE O disloyal thing,
+ That shouldst repair my youth, thou heap'st
+ A year's age on me.
+
+IMOGEN I beseech you, sir,
+ Harm not yourself with your vexation
+ I am senseless of your wrath; a touch more rare
+ Subdues all pangs, all fears.
+
+CYMBELINE Past grace? obedience?
+
+IMOGEN Past hope, and in despair; that way, past grace.
+
+CYMBELINE That mightst have had the sole son of my queen!
+
+IMOGEN O blest, that I might not! I chose an eagle,
+ And did avoid a puttock.
+
+CYMBELINE Thou took'st a beggar; wouldst have made my throne
+ A seat for baseness.
+
+IMOGEN No; I rather added
+ A lustre to it.
+
+CYMBELINE O thou vile one!
+
+IMOGEN Sir,
+ It is your fault that I have loved Posthumus:
+ You bred him as my playfellow, and he is
+ A man worth any woman, overbuys me
+ Almost the sum he pays.
+
+CYMBELINE What, art thou mad?
+
+IMOGEN Almost, sir: heaven restore me! Would I were
+ A neat-herd's daughter, and my Leonatus
+ Our neighbour shepherd's son!
+
+CYMBELINE Thou foolish thing!
+
+ [Re-enter QUEEN]
+
+ They were again together: you have done
+ Not after our command. Away with her,
+ And pen her up.
+
+QUEEN Beseech your patience. Peace,
+ Dear lady daughter, peace! Sweet sovereign,
+ Leave us to ourselves; and make yourself some comfort
+ Out of your best advice.
+
+CYMBELINE Nay, let her languish
+ A drop of blood a day; and, being aged,
+ Die of this folly!
+
+ [Exeunt CYMBELINE and Lords]
+
+QUEEN Fie! you must give way.
+
+ [Enter PISANIO]
+
+ Here is your servant. How now, sir! What news?
+
+PISANIO My lord your son drew on my master.
+
+QUEEN Ha!
+ No harm, I trust, is done?
+
+PISANIO There might have been,
+ But that my master rather play'd than fought
+ And had no help of anger: they were parted
+ By gentlemen at hand.
+
+QUEEN I am very glad on't.
+
+IMOGEN Your son's my father's friend; he takes his part.
+ To draw upon an exile! O brave sir!
+ I would they were in Afric both together;
+ Myself by with a needle, that I might prick
+ The goer-back. Why came you from your master?
+
+PISANIO On his command: he would not suffer me
+ To bring him to the haven; left these notes
+ Of what commands I should be subject to,
+ When 't pleased you to employ me.
+
+QUEEN This hath been
+ Your faithful servant: I dare lay mine honour
+ He will remain so.
+
+PISANIO I humbly thank your highness.
+
+QUEEN Pray, walk awhile.
+
+IMOGEN About some half-hour hence,
+ I pray you, speak with me: you shall at least
+ Go see my lord aboard: for this time leave me.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter CLOTEN and two Lords]
+
+First Lord Sir, I would advise you to shift a shirt; the
+ violence of action hath made you reek as a
+ sacrifice: where air comes out, air comes in:
+ there's none abroad so wholesome as that you vent.
+
+CLOTEN If my shirt were bloody, then to shift it. Have I hurt him?
+
+Second Lord [Aside] No, 'faith; not so much as his patience.
+
+First Lord Hurt him! his body's a passable carcass, if he be
+ not hurt: it is a thoroughfare for steel, if it be not hurt.
+
+Second Lord [Aside] His steel was in debt; it went o' the
+ backside the town.
+
+CLOTEN The villain would not stand me.
+
+Second Lord [Aside] No; but he fled forward still, toward your face.
+
+First Lord Stand you! You have land enough of your own: but
+ he added to your having; gave you some ground.
+
+Second Lord [Aside] As many inches as you have oceans. Puppies!
+
+CLOTEN I would they had not come between us.
+
+Second Lord [Aside] So would I, till you had measured how long
+ a fool you were upon the ground.
+
+CLOTEN And that she should love this fellow and refuse me!
+
+Second Lord [Aside] If it be a sin to make a true election, she
+ is damned.
+
+First Lord Sir, as I told you always, her beauty and her brain
+ go not together: she's a good sign, but I have seen
+ small reflection of her wit.
+
+Second Lord [Aside] She shines not upon fools, lest the
+ reflection should hurt her.
+
+CLOTEN Come, I'll to my chamber. Would there had been some
+ hurt done!
+
+Second Lord [Aside] I wish not so; unless it had been the fall
+ of an ass, which is no great hurt.
+
+CLOTEN You'll go with us?
+
+First Lord I'll attend your lordship.
+
+CLOTEN Nay, come, let's go together.
+
+Second Lord Well, my lord.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III A room in Cymbeline's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter IMOGEN and PISANIO]
+
+IMOGEN I would thou grew'st unto the shores o' the haven,
+ And question'dst every sail: if he should write
+ And not have it, 'twere a paper lost,
+ As offer'd mercy is. What was the last
+ That he spake to thee?
+
+PISANIO It was his queen, his queen!
+
+IMOGEN Then waved his handkerchief?
+
+PISANIO And kiss'd it, madam.
+
+IMOGEN Senseless Linen! happier therein than I!
+ And that was all?
+
+PISANIO No, madam; for so long
+ As he could make me with this eye or ear
+ Distinguish him from others, he did keep
+ The deck, with glove, or hat, or handkerchief,
+ Still waving, as the fits and stirs of 's mind
+ Could best express how slow his soul sail'd on,
+ How swift his ship.
+
+IMOGEN Thou shouldst have made him
+ As little as a crow, or less, ere left
+ To after-eye him.
+
+PISANIO Madam, so I did.
+
+IMOGEN I would have broke mine eye-strings; crack'd them, but
+ To look upon him, till the diminution
+ Of space had pointed him sharp as my needle,
+ Nay, follow'd him, till he had melted from
+ The smallness of a gnat to air, and then
+ Have turn'd mine eye and wept. But, good Pisanio,
+ When shall we hear from him?
+
+PISANIO Be assured, madam,
+ With his next vantage.
+
+IMOGEN I did not take my leave of him, but had
+ Most pretty things to say: ere I could tell him
+ How I would think on him at certain hours
+ Such thoughts and such, or I could make him swear
+ The shes of Italy should not betray
+ Mine interest and his honour, or have charged him,
+ At the sixth hour of morn, at noon, at midnight,
+ To encounter me with orisons, for then
+ I am in heaven for him; or ere I could
+ Give him that parting kiss which I had set
+ Betwixt two charming words, comes in my father
+ And like the tyrannous breathing of the north
+ Shakes all our buds from growing.
+
+ [Enter a Lady]
+
+Lady The queen, madam,
+ Desires your highness' company.
+
+IMOGEN Those things I bid you do, get them dispatch'd.
+ I will attend the queen.
+
+PISANIO Madam, I shall.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Rome. Philario's house.
+
+
+ [Enter PHILARIO, IACHIMO, a Frenchman, a
+ Dutchman, and a Spaniard]
+
+IACHIMO Believe it, sir, I have seen him in Britain: he was
+ then of a crescent note, expected to prove so worthy
+ as since he hath been allowed the name of; but I
+ could then have looked on him without the help of
+ admiration, though the catalogue of his endowments
+ had been tabled by his side and I to peruse him by items.
+
+PHILARIO You speak of him when he was less furnished than now
+ he is with that which makes him both without and within.
+
+Frenchman I have seen him in France: we had very many there
+ could behold the sun with as firm eyes as he.
+
+IACHIMO This matter of marrying his king's daughter, wherein
+ he must be weighed rather by her value than his own,
+ words him, I doubt not, a great deal from the matter.
+
+Frenchman And then his banishment.
+
+IACHIMO Ay, and the approbation of those that weep this
+ lamentable divorce under her colours are wonderfully
+ to extend him; be it but to fortify her judgment,
+ which else an easy battery might lay flat, for
+ taking a beggar without less quality. But how comes
+ it he is to sojourn with you? How creeps
+ acquaintance?
+
+PHILARIO His father and I were soldiers together; to whom I
+ have been often bound for no less than my life.
+ Here comes the Briton: let him be so entertained
+ amongst you as suits, with gentlemen of your
+ knowing, to a stranger of his quality.
+
+ [Enter POSTHUMUS LEONATUS]
+
+ I beseech you all, be better known to this
+ gentleman; whom I commend to you as a noble friend
+ of mine: how worthy he is I will leave to appear
+ hereafter, rather than story him in his own hearing.
+
+Frenchman Sir, we have known together in Orleans.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Since when I have been debtor to you for courtesies,
+ which I will be ever to pay and yet pay still.
+
+Frenchman Sir, you o'er-rate my poor kindness: I was glad I
+ did atone my countryman and you; it had been pity
+ you should have been put together with so mortal a
+ purpose as then each bore, upon importance of so
+ slight and trivial a nature.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS By your pardon, sir, I was then a young traveller;
+ rather shunned to go even with what I heard than in
+ my every action to be guided by others' experiences:
+ but upon my mended judgment--if I offend not to say
+ it is mended--my quarrel was not altogether slight.
+
+Frenchman 'Faith, yes, to be put to the arbitrement of swords,
+ and by such two that would by all likelihood have
+ confounded one the other, or have fallen both.
+
+IACHIMO Can we, with manners, ask what was the difference?
+
+Frenchman Safely, I think: 'twas a contention in public,
+ which may, without contradiction, suffer the report.
+ It was much like an argument that fell out last
+ night, where each of us fell in praise of our
+ country mistresses; this gentleman at that time
+ vouching--and upon warrant of bloody
+ affirmation--his to be more fair, virtuous, wise,
+ chaste, constant-qualified and less attemptable
+ than any the rarest of our ladies in France.
+
+IACHIMO That lady is not now living, or this gentleman's
+ opinion by this worn out.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS She holds her virtue still and I my mind.
+
+IACHIMO You must not so far prefer her 'fore ours of Italy.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Being so far provoked as I was in France, I would
+ abate her nothing, though I profess myself her
+ adorer, not her friend.
+
+IACHIMO As fair and as good--a kind of hand-in-hand
+ comparison--had been something too fair and too good
+ for any lady in Britain. If she went before others
+ I have seen, as that diamond of yours outlustres
+ many I have beheld. I could not but believe she
+ excelled many: but I have not seen the most
+ precious diamond that is, nor you the lady.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS I praised her as I rated her: so do I my stone.
+
+IACHIMO What do you esteem it at?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS More than the world enjoys.
+
+IACHIMO Either your unparagoned mistress is dead, or she's
+ outprized by a trifle.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS You are mistaken: the one may be sold, or given, if
+ there were wealth enough for the purchase, or merit
+ for the gift: the other is not a thing for sale,
+ and only the gift of the gods.
+
+IACHIMO Which the gods have given you?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Which, by their graces, I will keep.
+
+IACHIMO You may wear her in title yours: but, you know,
+ strange fowl light upon neighbouring ponds. Your
+ ring may be stolen too: so your brace of unprizable
+ estimations; the one is but frail and the other
+ casual; a cunning thief, or a that way accomplished
+ courtier, would hazard the winning both of first and last.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Your Italy contains none so accomplished a courtier
+ to convince the honour of my mistress, if, in the
+ holding or loss of that, you term her frail. I do
+ nothing doubt you have store of thieves;
+ notwithstanding, I fear not my ring.
+
+PHILARIO Let us leave here, gentlemen.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Sir, with all my heart. This worthy signior, I
+ thank him, makes no stranger of me; we are familiar at first.
+
+IACHIMO With five times so much conversation, I should get
+ ground of your fair mistress, make her go back, even
+ to the yielding, had I admittance and opportunity to friend.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS No, no.
+
+IACHIMO I dare thereupon pawn the moiety of my estate to
+ your ring; which, in my opinion, o'ervalues it
+ something: but I make my wager rather against your
+ confidence than her reputation: and, to bar your
+ offence herein too, I durst attempt it against any
+ lady in the world.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS You are a great deal abused in too bold a
+ persuasion; and I doubt not you sustain what you're
+ worthy of by your attempt.
+
+IACHIMO What's that?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS A repulse: though your attempt, as you call it,
+ deserve more; a punishment too.
+
+PHILARIO Gentlemen, enough of this: it came in too suddenly;
+ let it die as it was born, and, I pray you, be
+ better acquainted.
+
+IACHIMO Would I had put my estate and my neighbour's on the
+ approbation of what I have spoke!
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS What lady would you choose to assail?
+
+IACHIMO Yours; whom in constancy you think stands so safe.
+ I will lay you ten thousand ducats to your ring,
+ that, commend me to the court where your lady is,
+ with no more advantage than the opportunity of a
+ second conference, and I will bring from thence
+ that honour of hers which you imagine so reserved.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS I will wage against your gold, gold to it: my ring
+ I hold dear as my finger; 'tis part of it.
+
+IACHIMO You are afraid, and therein the wiser. If you buy
+ ladies' flesh at a million a dram, you cannot
+ preserve it from tainting: but I see you have some
+ religion in you, that you fear.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS This is but a custom in your tongue; you bear a
+ graver purpose, I hope.
+
+IACHIMO I am the master of my speeches, and would undergo
+ what's spoken, I swear.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Will you? I shall but lend my diamond till your
+ return: let there be covenants drawn between's: my
+ mistress exceeds in goodness the hugeness of your
+ unworthy thinking: I dare you to this match: here's my ring.
+
+PHILARIO I will have it no lay.
+
+IACHIMO By the gods, it is one. If I bring you no
+ sufficient testimony that I have enjoyed the dearest
+ bodily part of your mistress, my ten thousand ducats
+ are yours; so is your diamond too: if I come off,
+ and leave her in such honour as you have trust in,
+ she your jewel, this your jewel, and my gold are
+ yours: provided I have your commendation for my more
+ free entertainment.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS I embrace these conditions; let us have articles
+ betwixt us. Only, thus far you shall answer: if
+ you make your voyage upon her and give me directly
+ to understand you have prevailed, I am no further
+ your enemy; she is not worth our debate: if she
+ remain unseduced, you not making it appear
+ otherwise, for your ill opinion and the assault you
+ have made to her chastity you shall answer me with
+ your sword.
+
+IACHIMO Your hand; a covenant: we will have these things set
+ down by lawful counsel, and straight away for
+ Britain, lest the bargain should catch cold and
+ starve: I will fetch my gold and have our two
+ wagers recorded.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Agreed.
+
+ [Exeunt POSTHUMUS LEONATUS and IACHIMO]
+
+Frenchman Will this hold, think you?
+
+PHILARIO Signior Iachimo will not from it.
+ Pray, let us follow 'em.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE V Britain. A room in Cymbeline's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter QUEEN, Ladies, and CORNELIUS]
+
+QUEEN Whiles yet the dew's on ground, gather those flowers;
+ Make haste: who has the note of them?
+
+First Lady I, madam.
+
+QUEEN Dispatch.
+
+ [Exeunt Ladies]
+
+ Now, master doctor, have you brought those drugs?
+
+CORNELIUS Pleaseth your highness, ay: here they are, madam:
+
+ [Presenting a small box]
+
+ But I beseech your grace, without offence,--
+ My conscience bids me ask--wherefore you have
+ Commanded of me those most poisonous compounds,
+ Which are the movers of a languishing death;
+ But though slow, deadly?
+
+QUEEN I wonder, doctor,
+ Thou ask'st me such a question. Have I not been
+ Thy pupil long? Hast thou not learn'd me how
+ To make perfumes? distil? preserve? yea, so
+ That our great king himself doth woo me oft
+ For my confections? Having thus far proceeded,--
+ Unless thou think'st me devilish--is't not meet
+ That I did amplify my judgment in
+ Other conclusions? I will try the forces
+ Of these thy compounds on such creatures as
+ We count not worth the hanging, but none human,
+ To try the vigour of them and apply
+ Allayments to their act, and by them gather
+ Their several virtues and effects.
+
+CORNELIUS Your highness
+ Shall from this practise but make hard your heart:
+ Besides, the seeing these effects will be
+ Both noisome and infectious.
+
+QUEEN O, content thee.
+
+ [Enter PISANIO]
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ Here comes a flattering rascal; upon him
+ Will I first work: he's for his master,
+ An enemy to my son. How now, Pisanio!
+ Doctor, your service for this time is ended;
+ Take your own way.
+
+CORNELIUS [Aside] I do suspect you, madam;
+ But you shall do no harm.
+
+QUEEN [To PISANIO] Hark thee, a word.
+
+CORNELIUS [Aside] I do not like her. She doth think she has
+ Strange lingering poisons: I do know her spirit,
+ And will not trust one of her malice with
+ A drug of such damn'd nature. Those she has
+ Will stupefy and dull the sense awhile;
+ Which first, perchance, she'll prove on
+ cats and dogs,
+ Then afterward up higher: but there is
+ No danger in what show of death it makes,
+ More than the locking-up the spirits a time,
+ To be more fresh, reviving. She is fool'd
+ With a most false effect; and I the truer,
+ So to be false with her.
+
+QUEEN No further service, doctor,
+ Until I send for thee.
+
+CORNELIUS I humbly take my leave.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+QUEEN Weeps she still, say'st thou? Dost thou think in time
+ She will not quench and let instructions enter
+ Where folly now possesses? Do thou work:
+ When thou shalt bring me word she loves my son,
+ I'll tell thee on the instant thou art then
+ As great as is thy master, greater, for
+ His fortunes all lie speechless and his name
+ Is at last gasp: return he cannot, nor
+ Continue where he is: to shift his being
+ Is to exchange one misery with another,
+ And every day that comes comes to decay
+ A day's work in him. What shalt thou expect,
+ To be depender on a thing that leans,
+ Who cannot be new built, nor has no friends,
+ So much as but to prop him?
+
+ [The QUEEN drops the box: PISANIO takes it up]
+
+ Thou takest up
+ Thou know'st not what; but take it for thy labour:
+ It is a thing I made, which hath the king
+ Five times redeem'd from death: I do not know
+ What is more cordial. Nay, I prethee, take it;
+ It is an earnest of a further good
+ That I mean to thee. Tell thy mistress how
+ The case stands with her; do't as from thyself.
+ Think what a chance thou changest on, but think
+ Thou hast thy mistress still, to boot, my son,
+ Who shall take notice of thee: I'll move the king
+ To any shape of thy preferment such
+ As thou'lt desire; and then myself, I chiefly,
+ That set thee on to this desert, am bound
+ To load thy merit richly. Call my women:
+ Think on my words.
+
+ [Exit PISANIO]
+
+ A sly and constant knave,
+ Not to be shaked; the agent for his master
+ And the remembrancer of her to hold
+ The hand-fast to her lord. I have given him that
+ Which, if he take, shall quite unpeople her
+ Of liegers for her sweet, and which she after,
+ Except she bend her humour, shall be assured
+ To taste of too.
+
+ [Re-enter PISANIO and Ladies]
+
+ So, so: well done, well done:
+ The violets, cowslips, and the primroses,
+ Bear to my closet. Fare thee well, Pisanio;
+ Think on my words.
+
+ [Exeunt QUEEN and Ladies]
+
+PISANIO And shall do:
+ But when to my good lord I prove untrue,
+ I'll choke myself: there's all I'll do for you.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE VI The same. Another room in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter IMOGEN]
+
+IMOGEN A father cruel, and a step-dame false;
+ A foolish suitor to a wedded lady,
+ That hath her husband banish'd;--O, that husband!
+ My supreme crown of grief! and those repeated
+ Vexations of it! Had I been thief-stol'n,
+ As my two brothers, happy! but most miserable
+ Is the desire that's glorious: blest be those,
+ How mean soe'er, that have their honest wills,
+ Which seasons comfort. Who may this be? Fie!
+
+ [Enter PISANIO and IACHIMO]
+
+PISANIO Madam, a noble gentleman of Rome,
+ Comes from my lord with letters.
+
+IACHIMO Change you, madam?
+ The worthy Leonatus is in safety
+ And greets your highness dearly.
+
+ [Presents a letter]
+
+IMOGEN Thanks, good sir:
+ You're kindly welcome.
+
+IACHIMO [Aside] All of her that is out of door most rich!
+ If she be furnish'd with a mind so rare,
+ She is alone the Arabian bird, and I
+ Have lost the wager. Boldness be my friend!
+ Arm me, audacity, from head to foot!
+ Or, like the Parthian, I shall flying fight;
+ Rather directly fly.
+
+IMOGEN [Reads] 'He is one of the noblest note, to whose
+ kindnesses I am most infinitely tied. Reflect upon
+ him accordingly, as you value your trust--
+ LEONATUS.'
+ So far I read aloud:
+ But even the very middle of my heart
+ Is warm'd by the rest, and takes it thankfully.
+ You are as welcome, worthy sir, as I
+ Have words to bid you, and shall find it so
+ In all that I can do.
+
+IACHIMO Thanks, fairest lady.
+ What, are men mad? Hath nature given them eyes
+ To see this vaulted arch, and the rich crop
+ Of sea and land, which can distinguish 'twixt
+ The fiery orbs above and the twinn'd stones
+ Upon the number'd beach? and can we not
+ Partition make with spectacles so precious
+ 'Twixt fair and foul?
+
+IMOGEN What makes your admiration?
+
+IACHIMO It cannot be i' the eye, for apes and monkeys
+ 'Twixt two such shes would chatter this way and
+ Contemn with mows the other; nor i' the judgment,
+ For idiots in this case of favour would
+ Be wisely definite; nor i' the appetite;
+ Sluttery to such neat excellence opposed
+ Should make desire vomit emptiness,
+ Not so allured to feed.
+
+IMOGEN What is the matter, trow?
+
+IACHIMO The cloyed will,
+ That satiate yet unsatisfied desire, that tub
+ Both fill'd and running, ravening first the lamb
+ Longs after for the garbage.
+
+IMOGEN What, dear sir,
+ Thus raps you? Are you well?
+
+IACHIMO Thanks, madam; well.
+
+ [To PISANIO]
+
+ Beseech you, sir, desire
+ My man's abode where I did leave him: he
+ Is strange and peevish.
+
+PISANIO I was going, sir,
+ To give him welcome.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+IMOGEN Continues well my lord? His health, beseech you?
+
+IACHIMO Well, madam.
+
+IMOGEN Is he disposed to mirth? I hope he is.
+
+IACHIMO Exceeding pleasant; none a stranger there
+ So merry and so gamesome: he is call'd
+ The Briton reveller.
+
+IMOGEN When he was here,
+ He did incline to sadness, and oft-times
+ Not knowing why.
+
+IACHIMO I never saw him sad.
+ There is a Frenchman his companion, one
+ An eminent monsieur, that, it seems, much loves
+ A Gallian girl at home; he furnaces
+ The thick sighs from him, whiles the jolly Briton--
+ Your lord, I mean--laughs from's free lungs, cries 'O,
+ Can my sides hold, to think that man, who knows
+ By history, report, or his own proof,
+ What woman is, yea, what she cannot choose
+ But must be, will his free hours languish for
+ Assured bondage?'
+
+IMOGEN Will my lord say so?
+
+IACHIMO Ay, madam, with his eyes in flood with laughter:
+ It is a recreation to be by
+ And hear him mock the Frenchman. But, heavens know,
+ Some men are much to blame.
+
+IMOGEN Not he, I hope.
+
+IACHIMO Not he: but yet heaven's bounty towards him might
+ Be used more thankfully. In himself, 'tis much;
+ In you, which I account his beyond all talents,
+ Whilst I am bound to wonder, I am bound
+ To pity too.
+
+IMOGEN What do you pity, sir?
+
+IACHIMO Two creatures heartily.
+
+IMOGEN Am I one, sir?
+ You look on me: what wreck discern you in me
+ Deserves your pity?
+
+IACHIMO Lamentable! What,
+ To hide me from the radiant sun and solace
+ I' the dungeon by a snuff?
+
+IMOGEN I pray you, sir,
+ Deliver with more openness your answers
+ To my demands. Why do you pity me?
+
+IACHIMO That others do--
+ I was about to say--enjoy your--But
+ It is an office of the gods to venge it,
+ Not mine to speak on 't.
+
+IMOGEN You do seem to know
+ Something of me, or what concerns me: pray you,--
+ Since doubling things go ill often hurts more
+ Than to be sure they do; for certainties
+ Either are past remedies, or, timely knowing,
+ The remedy then born--discover to me
+ What both you spur and stop.
+
+IACHIMO Had I this cheek
+ To bathe my lips upon; this hand, whose touch,
+ Whose every touch, would force the feeler's soul
+ To the oath of loyalty; this object, which
+ Takes prisoner the wild motion of mine eye,
+ Fixing it only here; should I, damn'd then,
+ Slaver with lips as common as the stairs
+ That mount the Capitol; join gripes with hands
+ Made hard with hourly falsehood--falsehood, as
+ With labour; then by-peeping in an eye
+ Base and unlustrous as the smoky light
+ That's fed with stinking tallow; it were fit
+ That all the plagues of hell should at one time
+ Encounter such revolt.
+
+IMOGEN My lord, I fear,
+ Has forgot Britain.
+
+IACHIMO And himself. Not I,
+ Inclined to this intelligence, pronounce
+ The beggary of his change; but 'tis your graces
+ That from pay mutest conscience to my tongue
+ Charms this report out.
+
+IMOGEN Let me hear no more.
+
+IACHIMO O dearest soul! your cause doth strike my heart
+ With pity, that doth make me sick. A lady
+ So fair, and fasten'd to an empery,
+ Would make the great'st king double,--to be partner'd
+ With tomboys hired with that self-exhibition
+ Which your own coffers yield! with diseased ventures
+ That play with all infirmities for gold
+ Which rottenness can lend nature! such boil'd stuff
+ As well might poison poison! Be revenged;
+ Or she that bore you was no queen, and you
+ Recoil from your great stock.
+
+IMOGEN Revenged!
+ How should I be revenged? If this be true,--
+ As I have such a heart that both mine ears
+ Must not in haste abuse--if it be true,
+ How should I be revenged?
+
+IACHIMO Should he make me
+ Live, like Diana's priest, betwixt cold sheets,
+ Whiles he is vaulting variable ramps,
+ In your despite, upon your purse? Revenge it.
+ I dedicate myself to your sweet pleasure,
+ More noble than that runagate to your bed,
+ And will continue fast to your affection,
+ Still close as sure.
+
+IMOGEN What, ho, Pisanio!
+
+IACHIMO Let me my service tender on your lips.
+
+IMOGEN Away! I do condemn mine ears that have
+ So long attended thee. If thou wert honourable,
+ Thou wouldst have told this tale for virtue, not
+ For such an end thou seek'st,--as base as strange.
+ Thou wrong'st a gentleman, who is as far
+ From thy report as thou from honour, and
+ Solicit'st here a lady that disdains
+ Thee and the devil alike. What ho, Pisanio!
+ The king my father shall be made acquainted
+ Of thy assault: if he shall think it fit,
+ A saucy stranger in his court to mart
+ As in a Romish stew and to expound
+ His beastly mind to us, he hath a court
+ He little cares for and a daughter who
+ He not respects at all. What, ho, Pisanio!
+
+IACHIMO O happy Leonatus! I may say
+ The credit that thy lady hath of thee
+ Deserves thy trust, and thy most perfect goodness
+ Her assured credit. Blessed live you long!
+ A lady to the worthiest sir that ever
+ Country call'd his! and you his mistress, only
+ For the most worthiest fit! Give me your pardon.
+ I have spoke this, to know if your affiance
+ Were deeply rooted; and shall make your lord,
+ That which he is, new o'er: and he is one
+ The truest manner'd; such a holy witch
+ That he enchants societies into him;
+ Half all men's hearts are his.
+
+IMOGEN You make amends.
+
+IACHIMO He sits 'mongst men like a descended god:
+ He hath a kind of honour sets him off,
+ More than a mortal seeming. Be not angry,
+ Most mighty princess, that I have adventured
+ To try your taking a false report; which hath
+ Honour'd with confirmation your great judgment
+ In the election of a sir so rare,
+ Which you know cannot err: the love I bear him
+ Made me to fan you thus, but the gods made you,
+ Unlike all others, chaffless. Pray, your pardon.
+
+IMOGEN All's well, sir: take my power i' the court
+ for yours.
+
+IACHIMO My humble thanks. I had almost forgot
+ To entreat your grace but in a small request,
+ And yet of moment to, for it concerns
+ Your lord; myself and other noble friends,
+ Are partners in the business.
+
+IMOGEN Pray, what is't?
+
+IACHIMO Some dozen Romans of us and your lord--
+ The best feather of our wing--have mingled sums
+ To buy a present for the emperor
+ Which I, the factor for the rest, have done
+ In France: 'tis plate of rare device, and jewels
+ Of rich and exquisite form; their values great;
+ And I am something curious, being strange,
+ To have them in safe stowage: may it please you
+ To take them in protection?
+
+IMOGEN Willingly;
+ And pawn mine honour for their safety: since
+ My lord hath interest in them, I will keep them
+ In my bedchamber.
+
+IACHIMO They are in a trunk,
+ Attended by my men: I will make bold
+ To send them to you, only for this night;
+ I must aboard to-morrow.
+
+IMOGEN O, no, no.
+
+IACHIMO Yes, I beseech; or I shall short my word
+ By lengthening my return. From Gallia
+ I cross'd the seas on purpose and on promise
+ To see your grace.
+
+IMOGEN I thank you for your pains:
+ But not away to-morrow!
+
+IACHIMO O, I must, madam:
+ Therefore I shall beseech you, if you please
+ To greet your lord with writing, do't to-night:
+ I have outstood my time; which is material
+ To the tender of our present.
+
+IMOGEN I will write.
+ Send your trunk to me; it shall safe be kept,
+ And truly yielded you. You're very welcome.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Britain. Before Cymbeline's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter CLOTEN and two Lords]
+
+CLOTEN Was there ever man had such luck! when I kissed the
+ jack, upon an up-cast to be hit away! I had a
+ hundred pound on't: and then a whoreson jackanapes
+ must take me up for swearing; as if I borrowed mine
+ oaths of him and might not spend them at my pleasure.
+
+First Lord What got he by that? You have broke his pate with
+ your bowl.
+
+Second Lord [Aside] If his wit had been like him that broke it,
+ it would have run all out.
+
+CLOTEN When a gentleman is disposed to swear, it is not for
+ any standers-by to curtail his oaths, ha?
+
+Second Lord No my lord;
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ nor crop the ears of them.
+
+CLOTEN Whoreson dog! I give him satisfaction?
+ Would he had been one of my rank!
+
+Second Lord [Aside] To have smelt like a fool.
+
+CLOTEN I am not vexed more at any thing in the earth: a
+ pox on't! I had rather not be so noble as I am;
+ they dare not fight with me, because of the queen my
+ mother: every Jack-slave hath his bellyful of
+ fighting, and I must go up and down like a cock that
+ nobody can match.
+
+Second Lord [Aside] You are cock and capon too; and you crow,
+ cock, with your comb on.
+
+CLOTEN Sayest thou?
+
+Second Lord It is not fit your lordship should undertake every
+ companion that you give offence to.
+
+CLOTEN No, I know that: but it is fit I should commit
+ offence to my inferiors.
+
+Second Lord Ay, it is fit for your lordship only.
+
+CLOTEN Why, so I say.
+
+First Lord Did you hear of a stranger that's come to court to-night?
+
+CLOTEN A stranger, and I not know on't!
+
+Second Lord [Aside] He's a strange fellow himself, and knows it
+ not.
+
+First Lord There's an Italian come; and, 'tis thought, one of
+ Leonatus' friends.
+
+CLOTEN Leonatus! a banished rascal; and he's another,
+ whatsoever he be. Who told you of this stranger?
+
+First Lord One of your lordship's pages.
+
+CLOTEN Is it fit I went to look upon him? is there no
+ derogation in't?
+
+Second Lord You cannot derogate, my lord.
+
+CLOTEN Not easily, I think.
+
+Second Lord [Aside] You are a fool granted; therefore your
+ issues, being foolish, do not derogate.
+
+CLOTEN Come, I'll go see this Italian: what I have lost
+ to-day at bowls I'll win to-night of him. Come, go.
+
+Second Lord I'll attend your lordship.
+
+ [Exeunt CLOTEN and First Lord]
+
+ That such a crafty devil as is his mother
+ Should yield the world this ass! a woman that
+ Bears all down with her brain; and this her son
+ Cannot take two from twenty, for his heart,
+ And leave eighteen. Alas, poor princess,
+ Thou divine Imogen, what thou endurest,
+ Betwixt a father by thy step-dame govern'd,
+ A mother hourly coining plots, a wooer
+ More hateful than the foul expulsion is
+ Of thy dear husband, than that horrid act
+ Of the divorce he'ld make! The heavens hold firm
+ The walls of thy dear honour, keep unshaked
+ That temple, thy fair mind, that thou mayst stand,
+ To enjoy thy banish'd lord and this great land!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Imogen's bedchamber in Cymbeline's palace:
+ a trunk in one corner of it.
+
+
+ [IMOGEN in bed, reading; a Lady attending]
+
+IMOGEN Who's there? my woman Helen?
+
+Lady Please you, madam
+
+IMOGEN What hour is it?
+
+Lady Almost midnight, madam.
+
+IMOGEN I have read three hours then: mine eyes are weak:
+ Fold down the leaf where I have left: to bed:
+ Take not away the taper, leave it burning;
+ And if thou canst awake by four o' the clock,
+ I prithee, call me. Sleep hath seized me wholly
+
+ [Exit Lady]
+
+ To your protection I commend me, gods.
+ From fairies and the tempters of the night
+ Guard me, beseech ye.
+
+ [Sleeps. IACHIMO comes from the trunk]
+
+IACHIMO The crickets sing, and man's o'er-labour'd sense
+ Repairs itself by rest. Our Tarquin thus
+ Did softly press the rushes, ere he waken'd
+ The chastity he wounded. Cytherea,
+ How bravely thou becomest thy bed, fresh lily,
+ And whiter than the sheets! That I might touch!
+ But kiss; one kiss! Rubies unparagon'd,
+ How dearly they do't! 'Tis her breathing that
+ Perfumes the chamber thus: the flame o' the taper
+ Bows toward her, and would under-peep her lids,
+ To see the enclosed lights, now canopied
+ Under these windows, white and azure laced
+ With blue of heaven's own tinct. But my design,
+ To note the chamber: I will write all down:
+ Such and such pictures; there the window; such
+ The adornment of her bed; the arras; figures,
+ Why, such and such; and the contents o' the story.
+ Ah, but some natural notes about her body,
+ Above ten thousand meaner moveables
+ Would testify, to enrich mine inventory.
+ O sleep, thou ape of death, lie dull upon her!
+ And be her sense but as a monument,
+ Thus in a chapel lying! Come off, come off:
+
+ [Taking off her bracelet]
+
+ As slippery as the Gordian knot was hard!
+ 'Tis mine; and this will witness outwardly,
+ As strongly as the conscience does within,
+ To the madding of her lord. On her left breast
+ A mole cinque-spotted, like the crimson drops
+ I' the bottom of a cowslip: here's a voucher,
+ Stronger than ever law could make: this secret
+ Will force him think I have pick'd the lock and ta'en
+ The treasure of her honour. No more. To what end?
+ Why should I write this down, that's riveted,
+ Screw'd to my memory? She hath been reading late
+ The tale of Tereus; here the leaf's turn'd down
+ Where Philomel gave up. I have enough:
+ To the trunk again, and shut the spring of it.
+ Swift, swift, you dragons of the night, that dawning
+ May bare the raven's eye! I lodge in fear;
+ Though this a heavenly angel, hell is here.
+
+ [Clock strikes]
+
+ One, two, three: time, time!
+
+ [Goes into the trunk. The scene closes]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III An ante-chamber adjoining Imogen's apartments.
+
+
+ [Enter CLOTEN and Lords]
+
+First Lord Your lordship is the most patient man in loss, the
+ most coldest that ever turned up ace.
+
+CLOTEN It would make any man cold to lose.
+
+First Lord But not every man patient after the noble temper of
+ your lordship. You are most hot and furious when you win.
+
+CLOTEN Winning will put any man into courage. If I could
+ get this foolish Imogen, I should have gold enough.
+ It's almost morning, is't not?
+
+First Lord Day, my lord.
+
+CLOTEN I would this music would come: I am advised to give
+ her music o' mornings; they say it will penetrate.
+
+ [Enter Musicians]
+
+ Come on; tune: if you can penetrate her with your
+ fingering, so; we'll try with tongue too: if none
+ will do, let her remain; but I'll never give o'er.
+ First, a very excellent good-conceited thing;
+ after, a wonderful sweet air, with admirable rich
+ words to it: and then let her consider.
+ [SONG]
+
+ Hark, hark! the lark at heaven's gate sings,
+ And Phoebus 'gins arise,
+ His steeds to water at those springs
+ On chaliced flowers that lies;
+ And winking Mary-buds begin
+ To ope their golden eyes:
+ With every thing that pretty is,
+ My lady sweet, arise:
+ Arise, arise.
+
+CLOTEN So, get you gone. If this penetrate, I will
+ consider your music the better: if it do not, it is
+ a vice in her ears, which horse-hairs and
+ calves'-guts, nor the voice of unpaved eunuch to
+ boot, can never amend.
+
+ [Exeunt Musicians]
+
+Second Lord Here comes the king.
+
+CLOTEN I am glad I was up so late; for that's the reason I
+ was up so early: he cannot choose but take this
+ service I have done fatherly.
+
+ [Enter CYMBELINE and QUEEN]
+
+ Good morrow to your majesty and to my gracious mother.
+
+CYMBELINE Attend you here the door of our stern daughter?
+ Will she not forth?
+
+CLOTEN I have assailed her with music, but she vouchsafes no notice.
+
+CYMBELINE The exile of her minion is too new;
+ She hath not yet forgot him: some more time
+ Must wear the print of his remembrance out,
+ And then she's yours.
+
+QUEEN You are most bound to the king,
+ Who lets go by no vantages that may
+ Prefer you to his daughter. Frame yourself
+ To orderly soliciting, and be friended
+ With aptness of the season; make denials
+ Increase your services; so seem as if
+ You were inspired to do those duties which
+ You tender to her; that you in all obey her,
+ Save when command to your dismission tends,
+ And therein you are senseless.
+
+CLOTEN Senseless! not so.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger So like you, sir, ambassadors from Rome;
+ The one is Caius Lucius.
+
+CYMBELINE A worthy fellow,
+ Albeit he comes on angry purpose now;
+ But that's no fault of his: we must receive him
+ According to the honour of his sender;
+ And towards himself, his goodness forespent on us,
+ We must extend our notice. Our dear son,
+ When you have given good morning to your mistress,
+ Attend the queen and us; we shall have need
+ To employ you towards this Roman. Come, our queen.
+
+ [Exeunt all but CLOTEN]
+
+CLOTEN If she be up, I'll speak with her; if not,
+ Let her lie still and dream.
+
+ [Knocks]
+
+ By your leave, ho!
+ I Know her women are about her: what
+ If I do line one of their hands? 'Tis gold
+ Which buys admittance; oft it doth; yea, and makes
+ Diana's rangers false themselves, yield up
+ Their deer to the stand o' the stealer; and 'tis gold
+ Which makes the true man kill'd and saves the thief;
+ Nay, sometime hangs both thief and true man: what
+ Can it not do and undo? I will make
+ One of her women lawyer to me, for
+ I yet not understand the case myself.
+
+ [Knocks]
+
+ By your leave.
+
+ [Enter a Lady]
+
+Lady Who's there that knocks?
+
+CLOTEN A gentleman.
+
+Lady No more?
+
+CLOTEN Yes, and a gentlewoman's son.
+
+Lady That's more
+ Than some, whose tailors are as dear as yours,
+ Can justly boast of. What's your lordship's pleasure?
+
+CLOTEN Your lady's person: is she ready?
+
+Lady Ay,
+ To keep her chamber.
+
+CLOTEN There is gold for you;
+ Sell me your good report.
+
+Lady How! my good name? or to report of you
+ What I shall think is good?--The princess!
+
+ [Enter IMOGEN]
+
+CLOTEN Good morrow, fairest: sister, your sweet hand.
+
+ [Exit Lady]
+
+IMOGEN Good morrow, sir. You lay out too much pains
+ For purchasing but trouble; the thanks I give
+ Is telling you that I am poor of thanks
+ And scarce can spare them.
+
+CLOTEN Still, I swear I love you.
+
+IMOGEN If you but said so, 'twere as deep with me:
+ If you swear still, your recompense is still
+ That I regard it not.
+
+CLOTEN This is no answer.
+
+IMOGEN But that you shall not say I yield being silent,
+ I would not speak. I pray you, spare me: 'faith,
+ I shall unfold equal discourtesy
+ To your best kindness: one of your great knowing
+ Should learn, being taught, forbearance.
+
+CLOTEN To leave you in your madness, 'twere my sin:
+ I will not.
+
+IMOGEN Fools are not mad folks.
+
+CLOTEN Do you call me fool?
+
+IMOGEN As I am mad, I do:
+ If you'll be patient, I'll no more be mad;
+ That cures us both. I am much sorry, sir,
+ You put me to forget a lady's manners,
+ By being so verbal: and learn now, for all,
+ That I, which know my heart, do here pronounce,
+ By the very truth of it, I care not for you,
+ And am so near the lack of charity--
+ To accuse myself--I hate you; which I had rather
+ You felt than make't my boast.
+
+CLOTEN You sin against
+ Obedience, which you owe your father. For
+ The contract you pretend with that base wretch,
+ One bred of alms and foster'd with cold dishes,
+ With scraps o' the court, it is no contract, none:
+ And though it be allow'd in meaner parties--
+ Yet who than he more mean?--to knit their souls,
+ On whom there is no more dependency
+ But brats and beggary, in self-figured knot;
+ Yet you are curb'd from that enlargement by
+ The consequence o' the crown, and must not soil
+ The precious note of it with a base slave.
+ A hilding for a livery, a squire's cloth,
+ A pantler, not so eminent.
+
+IMOGEN Profane fellow
+ Wert thou the son of Jupiter and no more
+ But what thou art besides, thou wert too base
+ To be his groom: thou wert dignified enough,
+ Even to the point of envy, if 'twere made
+ Comparative for your virtues, to be styled
+ The under-hangman of his kingdom, and hated
+ For being preferred so well.
+
+CLOTEN The south-fog rot him!
+
+IMOGEN He never can meet more mischance than come
+ To be but named of thee. His meanest garment,
+ That ever hath but clipp'd his body, is dearer
+ In my respect than all the hairs above thee,
+ Were they all made such men. How now, Pisanio!
+
+ [Enter PISANIO]
+
+CLOTEN 'His garment!' Now the devil--
+
+IMOGEN To Dorothy my woman hie thee presently--
+
+CLOTEN 'His garment!'
+
+IMOGEN I am sprited with a fool.
+ Frighted, and anger'd worse: go bid my woman
+ Search for a jewel that too casually
+ Hath left mine arm: it was thy master's: 'shrew me,
+ If I would lose it for a revenue
+ Of any king's in Europe. I do think
+ I saw't this morning: confident I am
+ Last night 'twas on mine arm; I kiss'd it:
+ I hope it be not gone to tell my lord
+ That I kiss aught but he.
+
+PISANIO 'Twill not be lost.
+
+IMOGEN I hope so: go and search.
+
+ [Exit PISANIO]
+
+CLOTEN You have abused me:
+ 'His meanest garment!'
+
+IMOGEN Ay, I said so, sir:
+ If you will make't an action, call witness to't.
+
+CLOTEN I will inform your father.
+
+IMOGEN Your mother too:
+ She's my good lady, and will conceive, I hope,
+ But the worst of me. So, I leave you, sir,
+ To the worst of discontent.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CLOTEN I'll be revenged:
+ 'His meanest garment!' Well.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Rome. Philario's house.
+
+
+ [Enter POSTHUMUS and PHILARIO]
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Fear it not, sir: I would I were so sure
+ To win the king as I am bold her honour
+ Will remain hers.
+
+PHILARIO What means do you make to him?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Not any, but abide the change of time,
+ Quake in the present winter's state and wish
+ That warmer days would come: in these sear'd hopes,
+ I barely gratify your love; they failing,
+ I must die much your debtor.
+
+PHILARIO Your very goodness and your company
+ O'erpays all I can do. By this, your king
+ Hath heard of great Augustus: Caius Lucius
+ Will do's commission throughly: and I think
+ He'll grant the tribute, send the arrearages,
+ Or look upon our Romans, whose remembrance
+ Is yet fresh in their grief.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS I do believe,
+ Statist though I am none, nor like to be,
+ That this will prove a war; and you shall hear
+ The legions now in Gallia sooner landed
+ In our not-fearing Britain than have tidings
+ Of any penny tribute paid. Our countrymen
+ Are men more order'd than when Julius Caesar
+ Smiled at their lack of skill, but found
+ their courage
+ Worthy his frowning at: their discipline,
+ Now mingled with their courages, will make known
+ To their approvers they are people such
+ That mend upon the world.
+
+ [Enter IACHIMO]
+
+PHILARIO See! Iachimo!
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS The swiftest harts have posted you by land;
+ And winds of all the comers kiss'd your sails,
+ To make your vessel nimble.
+
+PHILARIO Welcome, sir.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS I hope the briefness of your answer made
+ The speediness of your return.
+
+IACHIMO Your lady
+ Is one of the fairest that I have look'd upon.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS And therewithal the best; or let her beauty
+ Look through a casement to allure false hearts
+ And be false with them.
+
+IACHIMO Here are letters for you.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Their tenor good, I trust.
+
+IACHIMO 'Tis very like.
+
+PHILARIO Was Caius Lucius in the Britain court
+ When you were there?
+
+IACHIMO He was expected then,
+ But not approach'd.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS All is well yet.
+ Sparkles this stone as it was wont? or is't not
+ Too dull for your good wearing?
+
+IACHIMO If I had lost it,
+ I should have lost the worth of it in gold.
+ I'll make a journey twice as far, to enjoy
+ A second night of such sweet shortness which
+ Was mine in Britain, for the ring is won.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS The stone's too hard to come by.
+
+IACHIMO Not a whit,
+ Your lady being so easy.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Make not, sir,
+ Your loss your sport: I hope you know that we
+ Must not continue friends.
+
+IACHIMO Good sir, we must,
+ If you keep covenant. Had I not brought
+ The knowledge of your mistress home, I grant
+ We were to question further: but I now
+ Profess myself the winner of her honour,
+ Together with your ring; and not the wronger
+ Of her or you, having proceeded but
+ By both your wills.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS If you can make't apparent
+ That you have tasted her in bed, my hand
+ And ring is yours; if not, the foul opinion
+ You had of her pure honour gains or loses
+ Your sword or mine, or masterless leaves both
+ To who shall find them.
+
+IACHIMO Sir, my circumstances,
+ Being so near the truth as I will make them,
+ Must first induce you to believe: whose strength
+ I will confirm with oath; which, I doubt not,
+ You'll give me leave to spare, when you shall find
+ You need it not.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Proceed.
+
+IACHIMO First, her bedchamber,--
+ Where, I confess, I slept not, but profess
+ Had that was well worth watching--it was hang'd
+ With tapesty of silk and silver; the story
+ Proud Cleopatra, when she met her Roman,
+ And Cydnus swell'd above the banks, or for
+ The press of boats or pride: a piece of work
+ So bravely done, so rich, that it did strive
+ In workmanship and value; which I wonder'd
+ Could be so rarely and exactly wrought,
+ Since the true life on't was--
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS This is true;
+ And this you might have heard of here, by me,
+ Or by some other.
+
+IACHIMO More particulars
+ Must justify my knowledge.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS So they must,
+ Or do your honour injury.
+
+IACHIMO The chimney
+ Is south the chamber, and the chimney-piece
+ Chaste Dian bathing: never saw I figures
+ So likely to report themselves: the cutter
+ Was as another nature, dumb; outwent her,
+ Motion and breath left out.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS This is a thing
+ Which you might from relation likewise reap,
+ Being, as it is, much spoke of.
+
+IACHIMO The roof o' the chamber
+ With golden cherubins is fretted: her andirons--
+ I had forgot them--were two winking Cupids
+ Of silver, each on one foot standing, nicely
+ Depending on their brands.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS This is her honour!
+ Let it be granted you have seen all this--and praise
+ Be given to your remembrance--the description
+ Of what is in her chamber nothing saves
+ The wager you have laid.
+
+IACHIMO Then, if you can,
+
+ [Showing the bracelet]
+
+ Be pale: I beg but leave to air this jewel; see!
+ And now 'tis up again: it must be married
+ To that your diamond; I'll keep them.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Jove!
+ Once more let me behold it: is it that
+ Which I left with her?
+
+IACHIMO Sir--I thank her--that:
+ She stripp'd it from her arm; I see her yet;
+ Her pretty action did outsell her gift,
+ And yet enrich'd it too: she gave it me, and said
+ She prized it once.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS May be she pluck'd it off
+ To send it me.
+
+IACHIMO She writes so to you, doth she?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS O, no, no, no! 'tis true. Here, take this too;
+
+ [Gives the ring]
+
+ It is a basilisk unto mine eye,
+ Kills me to look on't. Let there be no honour
+ Where there is beauty; truth, where semblance; love,
+ Where there's another man: the vows of women
+ Of no more bondage be, to where they are made,
+ Than they are to their virtues; which is nothing.
+ O, above measure false!
+
+PHILARIO Have patience, sir,
+ And take your ring again; 'tis not yet won:
+ It may be probable she lost it; or
+ Who knows if one of her women, being corrupted,
+ Hath stol'n it from her?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Very true;
+ And so, I hope, he came by't. Back my ring:
+ Render to me some corporal sign about her,
+ More evident than this; for this was stolen.
+
+IACHIMO By Jupiter, I had it from her arm.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Hark you, he swears; by Jupiter he swears.
+ 'Tis true:--nay, keep the ring--'tis true: I am sure
+ She would not lose it: her attendants are
+ All sworn and honourable:--they induced to steal it!
+ And by a stranger!--No, he hath enjoyed her:
+ The cognizance of her incontinency
+ Is this: she hath bought the name of whore
+ thus dearly.
+ There, take thy hire; and all the fiends of hell
+ Divide themselves between you!
+
+PHILARIO Sir, be patient:
+ This is not strong enough to be believed
+ Of one persuaded well of--
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Never talk on't;
+ She hath been colted by him.
+
+IACHIMO If you seek
+ For further satisfying, under her breast--
+ Worthy the pressing--lies a mole, right proud
+ Of that most delicate lodging: by my life,
+ I kiss'd it; and it gave me present hunger
+ To feed again, though full. You do remember
+ This stain upon her?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Ay, and it doth confirm
+ Another stain, as big as hell can hold,
+ Were there no more but it.
+
+IACHIMO Will you hear more?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Spare your arithmetic: never count the turns;
+ Once, and a million!
+
+IACHIMO I'll be sworn--
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS No swearing.
+ If you will swear you have not done't, you lie;
+ And I will kill thee, if thou dost deny
+ Thou'st made me cuckold.
+
+IACHIMO I'll deny nothing.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS O, that I had her here, to tear her limb-meal!
+ I will go there and do't, i' the court, before
+ Her father. I'll do something--
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PHILARIO Quite besides
+ The government of patience! You have won:
+ Let's follow him, and pervert the present wrath
+ He hath against himself.
+
+IACHIMO With an my heart.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another room in Philario's house.
+
+
+ [Enter POSTHUMUS LEONATUS]
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Is there no way for men to be but women
+ Must be half-workers? We are all bastards;
+ And that most venerable man which I
+ Did call my father, was I know not where
+ When I was stamp'd; some coiner with his tools
+ Made me a counterfeit: yet my mother seem'd
+ The Dian of that time so doth my wife
+ The nonpareil of this. O, vengeance, vengeance!
+ Me of my lawful pleasure she restrain'd
+ And pray'd me oft forbearance; did it with
+ A pudency so rosy the sweet view on't
+ Might well have warm'd old Saturn; that I thought her
+ As chaste as unsunn'd snow. O, all the devils!
+ This yellow Iachimo, in an hour,--wast not?--
+ Or less,--at first?--perchance he spoke not, but,
+ Like a full-acorn'd boar, a German one,
+ Cried 'O!' and mounted; found no opposition
+ But what he look'd for should oppose and she
+ Should from encounter guard. Could I find out
+ The woman's part in me! For there's no motion
+ That tends to vice in man, but I affirm
+ It is the woman's part: be it lying, note it,
+ The woman's; flattering, hers; deceiving, hers;
+ Lust and rank thoughts, hers, hers; revenges, hers;
+ Ambitions, covetings, change of prides, disdain,
+ Nice longing, slanders, mutability,
+ All faults that may be named, nay, that hell knows,
+ Why, hers, in part or all; but rather, all;
+ For even to vice
+ They are not constant but are changing still
+ One vice, but of a minute old, for one
+ Not half so old as that. I'll write against them,
+ Detest them, curse them: yet 'tis greater skill
+ In a true hate, to pray they have their will:
+ The very devils cannot plague them better.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Britain. A hall in Cymbeline's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter in state, CYMBELINE, QUEEN, CLOTEN,
+ and Lords at one door, and at another,
+ CAIUS LUCIUS and Attendants]
+
+CYMBELINE Now say, what would Augustus Caesar with us?
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS When Julius Caesar, whose remembrance yet
+ Lives in men's eyes and will to ears and tongues
+ Be theme and hearing ever, was in this Britain
+ And conquer'd it, Cassibelan, thine uncle,--
+ Famous in Caesar's praises, no whit less
+ Than in his feats deserving it--for him
+ And his succession granted Rome a tribute,
+ Yearly three thousand pounds, which by thee lately
+ Is left untender'd.
+
+QUEEN And, to kill the marvel,
+ Shall be so ever.
+
+CLOTEN There be many Caesars,
+ Ere such another Julius. Britain is
+ A world by itself; and we will nothing pay
+ For wearing our own noses.
+
+QUEEN That opportunity
+ Which then they had to take from 's, to resume
+ We have again. Remember, sir, my liege,
+ The kings your ancestors, together with
+ The natural bravery of your isle, which stands
+ As Neptune's park, ribbed and paled in
+ With rocks unscalable and roaring waters,
+ With sands that will not bear your enemies' boats,
+ But suck them up to the topmast. A kind of conquest
+ Caesar made here; but made not here his brag
+ Of 'Came' and 'saw' and 'overcame: ' with shame--
+ That first that ever touch'd him--he was carried
+ From off our coast, twice beaten; and his shipping--
+ Poor ignorant baubles!-- upon our terrible seas,
+ Like egg-shells moved upon their surges, crack'd
+ As easily 'gainst our rocks: for joy whereof
+ The famed Cassibelan, who was once at point--
+ O giglot fortune!--to master Caesar's sword,
+ Made Lud's town with rejoicing fires bright
+ And Britons strut with courage.
+
+CLOTEN Come, there's no more tribute to be paid: our
+ kingdom is stronger than it was at that time; and,
+ as I said, there is no moe such Caesars: other of
+ them may have crook'd noses, but to owe such
+ straight arms, none.
+
+CYMBELINE Son, let your mother end.
+
+CLOTEN We have yet many among us can gripe as hard as
+ Cassibelan: I do not say I am one; but I have a
+ hand. Why tribute? why should we pay tribute? If
+ Caesar can hide the sun from us with a blanket, or
+ put the moon in his pocket, we will pay him tribute
+ for light; else, sir, no more tribute, pray you now.
+
+CYMBELINE You must know,
+ Till the injurious Romans did extort
+ This tribute from us, we were free:
+ Caesar's ambition,
+ Which swell'd so much that it did almost stretch
+ The sides o' the world, against all colour here
+ Did put the yoke upon 's; which to shake off
+ Becomes a warlike people, whom we reckon
+ Ourselves to be.
+
+CLOTEN |
+ | We do.
+Lords |
+
+CYMBELINE Say, then, to Caesar,
+ Our ancestor was that Mulmutius which
+ Ordain'd our laws, whose use the sword of Caesar
+ Hath too much mangled; whose repair and franchise
+ Shall, by the power we hold, be our good deed,
+ Though Rome be therefore angry: Mulmutius made our laws,
+ Who was the first of Britain which did put
+ His brows within a golden crown and call'd
+ Himself a king.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS I am sorry, Cymbeline,
+ That I am to pronounce Augustus Caesar--
+ Caesar, that hath more kings his servants than
+ Thyself domestic officers--thine enemy:
+ Receive it from me, then: war and confusion
+ In Caesar's name pronounce I 'gainst thee: look
+ For fury not to be resisted. Thus defied,
+ I thank thee for myself.
+
+CYMBELINE Thou art welcome, Caius.
+ Thy Caesar knighted me; my youth I spent
+ Much under him; of him I gather'd honour;
+ Which he to seek of me again, perforce,
+ Behoves me keep at utterance. I am perfect
+ That the Pannonians and Dalmatians for
+ Their liberties are now in arms; a precedent
+ Which not to read would show the Britons cold:
+ So Caesar shall not find them.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Let proof speak.
+
+CLOTEN His majesty bids you welcome. Make
+ pastime with us a day or two, or longer: if
+ you seek us afterwards in other terms, you
+ shall find us in our salt-water girdle: if you
+ beat us out of it, it is yours; if you fall in
+ the adventure, our crows shall fare the better
+ for you; and there's an end.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS So, sir.
+
+CYMBELINE I know your master's pleasure and he mine:
+ All the remain is 'Welcome!'
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Another room in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter PISANIO, with a letter]
+
+PISANIO How? of adultery? Wherefore write you not
+ What monster's her accuser? Leonatus,
+ O master! what a strange infection
+ Is fall'n into thy ear! What false Italian,
+ As poisonous-tongued as handed, hath prevail'd
+ On thy too ready hearing? Disloyal! No:
+ She's punish'd for her truth, and undergoes,
+ More goddess-like than wife-like, such assaults
+ As would take in some virtue. O my master!
+ Thy mind to her is now as low as were
+ Thy fortunes. How! that I should murder her?
+ Upon the love and truth and vows which I
+ Have made to thy command? I, her? her blood?
+ If it be so to do good service, never
+ Let me be counted serviceable. How look I,
+ That I should seem to lack humanity
+ so much as this fact comes to?
+
+ [Reading]
+
+ 'Do't: the letter
+ that I have sent her, by her own command
+ Shall give thee opportunity.' O damn'd paper!
+ Black as the ink that's on thee! Senseless bauble,
+ Art thou a feodary for this act, and look'st
+ So virgin-like without? Lo, here she comes.
+ I am ignorant in what I am commanded.
+
+ [Enter IMOGEN]
+
+IMOGEN How now, Pisanio!
+
+PISANIO Madam, here is a letter from my lord.
+
+IMOGEN Who? thy lord? that is my lord, Leonatus!
+ O, learn'd indeed were that astronomer
+ That knew the stars as I his characters;
+ He'ld lay the future open. You good gods,
+ Let what is here contain'd relish of love,
+ Of my lord's health, of his content, yet not
+ That we two are asunder; let that grieve him:
+ Some griefs are med'cinable; that is one of them,
+ For it doth physic love: of his content,
+ All but in that! Good wax, thy leave. Blest be
+ You bees that make these locks of counsel! Lovers
+ And men in dangerous bonds pray not alike:
+ Though forfeiters you cast in prison, yet
+ You clasp young Cupid's tables. Good news, gods!
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'Justice, and your father's wrath, should he take me
+ in his dominion, could not be so cruel to me, as
+ you, O the dearest of creatures, would even renew me
+ with your eyes. Take notice that I am in Cambria,
+ at Milford-Haven: what your own love will out of
+ this advise you, follow. So he wishes you all
+ happiness, that remains loyal to his vow, and your,
+ increasing in love,
+ LEONATUS POSTHUMUS.'
+ O, for a horse with wings! Hear'st thou, Pisanio?
+ He is at Milford-Haven: read, and tell me
+ How far 'tis thither. If one of mean affairs
+ May plod it in a week, why may not I
+ Glide thither in a day? Then, true Pisanio,--
+ Who long'st, like me, to see thy lord; who long'st,--
+ let me bate,-but not like me--yet long'st,
+ But in a fainter kind:--O, not like me;
+ For mine's beyond beyond--say, and speak thick;
+ Love's counsellor should fill the bores of hearing,
+ To the smothering of the sense--how far it is
+ To this same blessed Milford: and by the way
+ Tell me how Wales was made so happy as
+ To inherit such a haven: but first of all,
+ How we may steal from hence, and for the gap
+ That we shall make in time, from our hence-going
+ And our return, to excuse: but first, how get hence:
+ Why should excuse be born or e'er begot?
+ We'll talk of that hereafter. Prithee, speak,
+ How many score of miles may we well ride
+ 'Twixt hour and hour?
+
+PISANIO One score 'twixt sun and sun,
+ Madam, 's enough for you:
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ and too much too.
+
+IMOGEN Why, one that rode to's execution, man,
+ Could never go so slow: I have heard of
+ riding wagers,
+ Where horses have been nimbler than the sands
+ That run i' the clock's behalf. But this is foolery:
+ Go bid my woman feign a sickness; say
+ She'll home to her father: and provide me presently
+ A riding-suit, no costlier than would fit
+ A franklin's housewife.
+
+PISANIO Madam, you're best consider.
+
+IMOGEN I see before me, man: nor here, nor here,
+ Nor what ensues, but have a fog in them,
+ That I cannot look through. Away, I prithee;
+ Do as I bid thee: there's no more to say,
+ Accessible is none but Milford way.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III Wales: a mountainous country with a cave.
+
+
+ [Enter, from the cave, BELARIUS; GUIDERIUS,
+ and ARVIRAGUS following]
+
+BELARIUS A goodly day not to keep house, with such
+ Whose roof's as low as ours! Stoop, boys; this gate
+ Instructs you how to adore the heavens and bows you
+ To a morning's holy office: the gates of monarchs
+ Are arch'd so high that giants may jet through
+ And keep their impious turbans on, without
+ Good morrow to the sun. Hail, thou fair heaven!
+ We house i' the rock, yet use thee not so hardly
+ As prouder livers do.
+
+GUIDERIUS Hail, heaven!
+
+ARVIRAGUS Hail, heaven!
+
+BELARIUS Now for our mountain sport: up to yond hill;
+ Your legs are young; I'll tread these flats. Consider,
+ When you above perceive me like a crow,
+ That it is place which lessens and sets off;
+ And you may then revolve what tales I have told you
+ Of courts, of princes, of the tricks in war:
+ This service is not service, so being done,
+ But being so allow'd: to apprehend thus,
+ Draws us a profit from all things we see;
+ And often, to our comfort, shall we find
+ The sharded beetle in a safer hold
+ Than is the full-wing'd eagle. O, this life
+ Is nobler than attending for a cheque,
+ Richer than doing nothing for a bauble,
+ Prouder than rustling in unpaid-for silk:
+ Such gain the cap of him that makes 'em fine,
+ Yet keeps his book uncross'd: no life to ours.
+
+GUIDERIUS Out of your proof you speak: we, poor unfledged,
+ Have never wing'd from view o' the nest, nor know not
+ What air's from home. Haply this life is best,
+ If quiet life be best; sweeter to you
+ That have a sharper known; well corresponding
+ With your stiff age: but unto us it is
+ A cell of ignorance; travelling a-bed;
+ A prison for a debtor, that not dares
+ To stride a limit.
+
+ARVIRAGUS What should we speak of
+ When we are old as you? when we shall hear
+ The rain and wind beat dark December, how,
+ In this our pinching cave, shall we discourse
+ The freezing hours away? We have seen nothing;
+ We are beastly, subtle as the fox for prey,
+ Like warlike as the wolf for what we eat;
+ Our valour is to chase what flies; our cage
+ We make a quire, as doth the prison'd bird,
+ And sing our bondage freely.
+
+BELARIUS How you speak!
+ Did you but know the city's usuries
+ And felt them knowingly; the art o' the court
+ As hard to leave as keep; whose top to climb
+ Is certain falling, or so slippery that
+ The fear's as bad as falling; the toil o' the war,
+ A pain that only seems to seek out danger
+ I' the name of fame and honour; which dies i'
+ the search,
+ And hath as oft a slanderous epitaph
+ As record of fair act; nay, many times,
+ Doth ill deserve by doing well; what's worse,
+ Must court'sy at the censure:--O boys, this story
+ The world may read in me: my body's mark'd
+ With Roman swords, and my report was once
+ First with the best of note: Cymbeline loved me,
+ And when a soldier was the theme, my name
+ Was not far off: then was I as a tree
+ Whose boughs did bend with fruit: but in one night,
+ A storm or robbery, call it what you will,
+ Shook down my mellow hangings, nay, my leaves,
+ And left me bare to weather.
+
+GUIDERIUS Uncertain favour!
+
+BELARIUS My fault being nothing--as I have told you oft--
+ But that two villains, whose false oaths prevail'd
+ Before my perfect honour, swore to Cymbeline
+ I was confederate with the Romans: so
+ Follow'd my banishment, and this twenty years
+ This rock and these demesnes have been my world;
+ Where I have lived at honest freedom, paid
+ More pious debts to heaven than in all
+ The fore-end of my time. But up to the mountains!
+ This is not hunters' language: he that strikes
+ The venison first shall be the lord o' the feast;
+ To him the other two shall minister;
+ And we will fear no poison, which attends
+ In place of greater state. I'll meet you in the valleys.
+
+ [Exeunt GUIDERIUS and ARVIRAGUS]
+
+ How hard it is to hide the sparks of nature!
+ These boys know little they are sons to the king;
+ Nor Cymbeline dreams that they are alive.
+ They think they are mine; and though train'd
+ up thus meanly
+ I' the cave wherein they bow, their thoughts do hit
+ The roofs of palaces, and nature prompts them
+ In simple and low things to prince it much
+ Beyond the trick of others. This Polydore,
+ The heir of Cymbeline and Britain, who
+ The king his father call'd Guiderius,--Jove!
+ When on my three-foot stool I sit and tell
+ The warlike feats I have done, his spirits fly out
+ Into my story: say 'Thus, mine enemy fell,
+ And thus I set my foot on 's neck;' even then
+ The princely blood flows in his cheek, he sweats,
+ Strains his young nerves and puts himself in posture
+ That acts my words. The younger brother, Cadwal,
+ Once Arviragus, in as like a figure,
+ Strikes life into my speech and shows much more
+ His own conceiving.--Hark, the game is roused!
+ O Cymbeline! heaven and my conscience knows
+ Thou didst unjustly banish me: whereon,
+ At three and two years old, I stole these babes;
+ Thinking to bar thee of succession, as
+ Thou reft'st me of my lands. Euriphile,
+ Thou wast their nurse; they took thee for
+ their mother,
+ And every day do honour to her grave:
+ Myself, Belarius, that am Morgan call'd,
+ They take for natural father. The game is up.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Country near Milford-Haven.
+
+
+ [Enter PISANIO and IMOGEN]
+
+IMOGEN Thou told'st me, when we came from horse, the place
+ Was near at hand: ne'er long'd my mother so
+ To see me first, as I have now. Pisanio! man!
+ Where is Posthumus? What is in thy mind,
+ That makes thee stare thus? Wherefore breaks that sigh
+ From the inward of thee? One, but painted thus,
+ Would be interpreted a thing perplex'd
+ Beyond self-explication: put thyself
+ Into a havior of less fear, ere wildness
+ Vanquish my staider senses. What's the matter?
+ Why tender'st thou that paper to me, with
+ A look untender? If't be summer news,
+ Smile to't before; if winterly, thou need'st
+ But keep that countenance still. My husband's hand!
+ That drug-damn'd Italy hath out-craftied him,
+ And he's at some hard point. Speak, man: thy tongue
+ May take off some extremity, which to read
+ Would be even mortal to me.
+
+PISANIO Please you, read;
+ And you shall find me, wretched man, a thing
+ The most disdain'd of fortune.
+
+IMOGEN [Reads] 'Thy mistress, Pisanio, hath played the
+ strumpet in my bed; the testimonies whereof lie
+ bleeding in me. I speak not out of weak surmises,
+ but from proof as strong as my grief and as certain
+ as I expect my revenge. That part thou, Pisanio,
+ must act for me, if thy faith be not tainted with
+ the breach of hers. Let thine own hands take away
+ her life: I shall give thee opportunity at
+ Milford-Haven. She hath my letter for the purpose
+ where, if thou fear to strike and to make me certain
+ it is done, thou art the pandar to her dishonour and
+ equally to me disloyal.'
+
+PISANIO What shall I need to draw my sword? the paper
+ Hath cut her throat already. No, 'tis slander,
+ Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue
+ Outvenoms all the worms of Nile, whose breath
+ Rides on the posting winds and doth belie
+ All corners of the world: kings, queens and states,
+ Maids, matrons, nay, the secrets of the grave
+ This viperous slander enters. What cheer, madam?
+
+IMOGEN False to his bed! What is it to be false?
+ To lie in watch there and to think on him?
+ To weep 'twixt clock and clock? if sleep
+ charge nature,
+ To break it with a fearful dream of him
+ And cry myself awake? that's false to's bed, is it?
+
+PISANIO Alas, good lady!
+
+IMOGEN I false! Thy conscience witness: Iachimo,
+ Thou didst accuse him of incontinency;
+ Thou then look'dst like a villain; now methinks
+ Thy favour's good enough. Some jay of Italy
+ Whose mother was her painting, hath betray'd him:
+ Poor I am stale, a garment out of fashion;
+ And, for I am richer than to hang by the walls,
+ I must be ripp'd:--to pieces with me!--O,
+ Men's vows are women's traitors! All good seeming,
+ By thy revolt, O husband, shall be thought
+ Put on for villany; not born where't grows,
+ But worn a bait for ladies.
+
+PISANIO Good madam, hear me.
+
+IMOGEN True honest men being heard, like false Aeneas,
+ Were in his time thought false, and Sinon's weeping
+ Did scandal many a holy tear, took pity
+ From most true wretchedness: so thou, Posthumus,
+ Wilt lay the leaven on all proper men;
+ Goodly and gallant shall be false and perjured
+ From thy great fall. Come, fellow, be thou honest:
+ Do thou thy master's bidding: when thou see'st him,
+ A little witness my obedience: look!
+ I draw the sword myself: take it, and hit
+ The innocent mansion of my love, my heart;
+ Fear not; 'tis empty of all things but grief;
+ Thy master is not there, who was indeed
+ The riches of it: do his bidding; strike
+ Thou mayst be valiant in a better cause;
+ But now thou seem'st a coward.
+
+PISANIO Hence, vile instrument!
+ Thou shalt not damn my hand.
+
+IMOGEN Why, I must die;
+ And if I do not by thy hand, thou art
+ No servant of thy master's. Against self-slaughter
+ There is a prohibition so divine
+ That cravens my weak hand. Come, here's my heart.
+ Something's afore't. Soft, soft! we'll no defence;
+ Obedient as the scabbard. What is here?
+ The scriptures of the loyal Leonatus,
+ All turn'd to heresy? Away, away,
+ Corrupters of my faith! you shall no more
+ Be stomachers to my heart. Thus may poor fools
+ Believe false teachers: though those that
+ are betray'd
+ Do feel the treason sharply, yet the traitor
+ Stands in worse case of woe.
+ And thou, Posthumus, thou that didst set up
+ My disobedience 'gainst the king my father
+ And make me put into contempt the suits
+ Of princely fellows, shalt hereafter find
+ It is no act of common passage, but
+ A strain of rareness: and I grieve myself
+ To think, when thou shalt be disedged by her
+ That now thou tirest on, how thy memory
+ Will then be pang'd by me. Prithee, dispatch:
+ The lamb entreats the butcher: where's thy knife?
+ Thou art too slow to do thy master's bidding,
+ When I desire it too.
+
+PISANIO O gracious lady,
+ Since I received command to do this business
+ I have not slept one wink.
+
+IMOGEN Do't, and to bed then.
+
+PISANIO I'll wake mine eye-balls blind first.
+
+IMOGEN Wherefore then
+ Didst undertake it? Why hast thou abused
+ So many miles with a pretence? this place?
+ Mine action and thine own? our horses' labour?
+ The time inviting thee? the perturb'd court,
+ For my being absent? whereunto I never
+ Purpose return. Why hast thou gone so far,
+ To be unbent when thou hast ta'en thy stand,
+ The elected deer before thee?
+
+PISANIO But to win time
+ To lose so bad employment; in the which
+ I have consider'd of a course. Good lady,
+ Hear me with patience.
+
+IMOGEN Talk thy tongue weary; speak
+ I have heard I am a strumpet; and mine ear
+ Therein false struck, can take no greater wound,
+ Nor tent to bottom that. But speak.
+
+PISANIO Then, madam,
+ I thought you would not back again.
+
+IMOGEN Most like;
+ Bringing me here to kill me.
+
+PISANIO Not so, neither:
+ But if I were as wise as honest, then
+ My purpose would prove well. It cannot be
+ But that my master is abused:
+ Some villain, ay, and singular in his art.
+ Hath done you both this cursed injury.
+
+IMOGEN Some Roman courtezan.
+
+PISANIO No, on my life.
+ I'll give but notice you are dead and send him
+ Some bloody sign of it; for 'tis commanded
+ I should do so: you shall be miss'd at court,
+ And that will well confirm it.
+
+IMOGEN Why good fellow,
+ What shall I do the where? where bide? how live?
+ Or in my life what comfort, when I am
+ Dead to my husband?
+
+PISANIO If you'll back to the court--
+
+IMOGEN No court, no father; nor no more ado
+ With that harsh, noble, simple nothing,
+ That Cloten, whose love-suit hath been to me
+ As fearful as a siege.
+
+PISANIO If not at court,
+ Then not in Britain must you bide.
+
+IMOGEN Where then
+ Hath Britain all the sun that shines? Day, night,
+ Are they not but in Britain? I' the world's volume
+ Our Britain seems as of it, but not in 't;
+ In a great pool a swan's nest: prithee, think
+ There's livers out of Britain.
+
+PISANIO I am most glad
+ You think of other place. The ambassador,
+ Lucius the Roman, comes to Milford-Haven
+ To-morrow: now, if you could wear a mind
+ Dark as your fortune is, and but disguise
+ That which, to appear itself, must not yet be
+ But by self-danger, you should tread a course
+ Pretty and full of view; yea, haply, near
+ The residence of Posthumus; so nigh at least
+ That though his actions were not visible, yet
+ Report should render him hourly to your ear
+ As truly as he moves.
+
+IMOGEN O, for such means!
+ Though peril to my modesty, not death on't,
+ I would adventure.
+
+PISANIO Well, then, here's the point:
+ You must forget to be a woman; change
+ Command into obedience: fear and niceness--
+ The handmaids of all women, or, more truly,
+ Woman its pretty self--into a waggish courage:
+ Ready in gibes, quick-answer'd, saucy and
+ As quarrelous as the weasel; nay, you must
+ Forget that rarest treasure of your cheek,
+ Exposing it--but, O, the harder heart!
+ Alack, no remedy!--to the greedy touch
+ Of common-kissing Titan, and forget
+ Your laboursome and dainty trims, wherein
+ You made great Juno angry.
+
+IMOGEN Nay, be brief
+ I see into thy end, and am almost
+ A man already.
+
+PISANIO First, make yourself but like one.
+ Fore-thinking this, I have already fit--
+ 'Tis in my cloak-bag--doublet, hat, hose, all
+ That answer to them: would you in their serving,
+ And with what imitation you can borrow
+ From youth of such a season, 'fore noble Lucius
+ Present yourself, desire his service, tell him
+ wherein you're happy,--which you'll make him know,
+ If that his head have ear in music,--doubtless
+ With joy he will embrace you, for he's honourable
+ And doubling that, most holy. Your means abroad,
+ You have me, rich; and I will never fail
+ Beginning nor supplyment.
+
+IMOGEN Thou art all the comfort
+ The gods will diet me with. Prithee, away:
+ There's more to be consider'd; but we'll even
+ All that good time will give us: this attempt
+ I am soldier to, and will abide it with
+ A prince's courage. Away, I prithee.
+
+PISANIO Well, madam, we must take a short farewell,
+ Lest, being miss'd, I be suspected of
+ Your carriage from the court. My noble mistress,
+ Here is a box; I had it from the queen:
+ What's in't is precious; if you are sick at sea,
+ Or stomach-qualm'd at land, a dram of this
+ Will drive away distemper. To some shade,
+ And fit you to your manhood. May the gods
+ Direct you to the best!
+
+IMOGEN Amen: I thank thee.
+
+ [Exeunt, severally]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V A room in Cymbeline's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter CYMBELINE, QUEEN, CLOTEN, LUCIUS,
+ Lords, and Attendants]
+
+CYMBELINE Thus far; and so farewell.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Thanks, royal sir.
+ My emperor hath wrote, I must from hence;
+ And am right sorry that I must report ye
+ My master's enemy.
+
+CYMBELINE Our subjects, sir,
+ Will not endure his yoke; and for ourself
+ To show less sovereignty than they, must needs
+ Appear unkinglike.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS So, sir: I desire of you
+ A conduct over-land to Milford-Haven.
+ Madam, all joy befal your grace!
+
+QUEEN And you!
+
+CYMBELINE My lords, you are appointed for that office;
+ The due of honour in no point omit.
+ So farewell, noble Lucius.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Your hand, my lord.
+
+CLOTEN Receive it friendly; but from this time forth
+ I wear it as your enemy.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Sir, the event
+ Is yet to name the winner: fare you well.
+
+CYMBELINE Leave not the worthy Lucius, good my lords,
+ Till he have cross'd the Severn. Happiness!
+
+ [Exeunt LUCIUS and Lords]
+
+QUEEN He goes hence frowning: but it honours us
+ That we have given him cause.
+
+CLOTEN 'Tis all the better;
+ Your valiant Britons have their wishes in it.
+
+CYMBELINE Lucius hath wrote already to the emperor
+ How it goes here. It fits us therefore ripely
+ Our chariots and our horsemen be in readiness:
+ The powers that he already hath in Gallia
+ Will soon be drawn to head, from whence he moves
+ His war for Britain.
+
+QUEEN 'Tis not sleepy business;
+ But must be look'd to speedily and strongly.
+
+CYMBELINE Our expectation that it would be thus
+ Hath made us forward. But, my gentle queen,
+ Where is our daughter? She hath not appear'd
+ Before the Roman, nor to us hath tender'd
+ The duty of the day: she looks us like
+ A thing more made of malice than of duty:
+ We have noted it. Call her before us; for
+ We have been too slight in sufferance.
+
+ [Exit an Attendant]
+
+QUEEN Royal sir,
+ Since the exile of Posthumus, most retired
+ Hath her life been; the cure whereof, my lord,
+ 'Tis time must do. Beseech your majesty,
+ Forbear sharp speeches to her: she's a lady
+ So tender of rebukes that words are strokes
+ And strokes death to her.
+
+ [Re-enter Attendant]
+
+CYMBELINE Where is she, sir? How
+ Can her contempt be answer'd?
+
+Attendant Please you, sir,
+ Her chambers are all lock'd; and there's no answer
+ That will be given to the loudest noise we make.
+
+QUEEN My lord, when last I went to visit her,
+ She pray'd me to excuse her keeping close,
+ Whereto constrain'd by her infirmity,
+ She should that duty leave unpaid to you,
+ Which daily she was bound to proffer: this
+ She wish'd me to make known; but our great court
+ Made me to blame in memory.
+
+CYMBELINE Her doors lock'd?
+ Not seen of late? Grant, heavens, that which I fear
+ Prove false!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+QUEEN Son, I say, follow the king.
+
+CLOTEN That man of hers, Pisanio, her old servant,
+ have not seen these two days.
+
+QUEEN Go, look after.
+
+ [Exit CLOTEN]
+
+ Pisanio, thou that stand'st so for Posthumus!
+ He hath a drug of mine; I pray his absence
+ Proceed by swallowing that, for he believes
+ It is a thing most precious. But for her,
+ Where is she gone? Haply, despair hath seized her,
+ Or, wing'd with fervor of her love, she's flown
+ To her desired Posthumus: gone she is
+ To death or to dishonour; and my end
+ Can make good use of either: she being down,
+ I have the placing of the British crown.
+
+ [Re-enter CLOTEN]
+
+ How now, my son!
+
+CLOTEN 'Tis certain she is fled.
+ Go in and cheer the king: he rages; none
+ Dare come about him.
+
+QUEEN [Aside] All the better: may
+ This night forestall him of the coming day!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CLOTEN I love and hate her: for she's fair and royal,
+ And that she hath all courtly parts more exquisite
+ Than lady, ladies, woman; from every one
+ The best she hath, and she, of all compounded,
+ Outsells them all; I love her therefore: but
+ Disdaining me and throwing favours on
+ The low Posthumus slanders so her judgment
+ That what's else rare is choked; and in that point
+ I will conclude to hate her, nay, indeed,
+ To be revenged upon her. For when fools Shall--
+
+ [Enter PISANIO]
+
+ Who is here? What, are you packing, sirrah?
+ Come hither: ah, you precious pander! Villain,
+ Where is thy lady? In a word; or else
+ Thou art straightway with the fiends.
+
+PISANIO O, good my lord!
+
+CLOTEN Where is thy lady? Or, by Jupiter,--
+ I will not ask again. Close villain,
+ I'll have this secret from thy heart, or rip
+ Thy heart to find it. Is she with Posthumus?
+ From whose so many weights of baseness cannot
+ A dram of worth be drawn.
+
+PISANIO Alas, my lord,
+ How can she be with him? When was she missed?
+ He is in Rome.
+
+CLOTEN Where is she, sir? Come nearer;
+ No further halting: satisfy me home
+ What is become of her.
+
+PISANIO O, my all-worthy lord!
+
+CLOTEN All-worthy villain!
+ Discover where thy mistress is at once,
+ At the next word: no more of 'worthy lord!'
+ Speak, or thy silence on the instant is
+ Thy condemnation and thy death.
+
+PISANIO Then, sir,
+ This paper is the history of my knowledge
+ Touching her flight.
+
+ [Presenting a letter]
+
+CLOTEN Let's see't. I will pursue her
+ Even to Augustus' throne.
+
+PISANIO [Aside] Or this, or perish.
+ She's far enough; and what he learns by this
+ May prove his travel, not her danger.
+
+CLOTEN Hum!
+
+PISANIO [Aside] I'll write to my lord she's dead. O Imogen,
+ Safe mayst thou wander, safe return again!
+
+CLOTEN Sirrah, is this letter true?
+
+PISANIO Sir, as I think.
+
+CLOTEN It is Posthumus' hand; I know't. Sirrah, if thou
+ wouldst not be a villain, but do me true service,
+ undergo those employments wherein I should have
+ cause to use thee with a serious industry, that is,
+ what villany soe'er I bid thee do, to perform it
+ directly and truly, I would think thee an honest
+ man: thou shouldst neither want my means for thy
+ relief nor my voice for thy preferment.
+
+PISANIO Well, my good lord.
+
+CLOTEN Wilt thou serve me? for since patiently and
+ constantly thou hast stuck to the bare fortune of
+ that beggar Posthumus, thou canst not, in the
+ course of gratitude, but be a diligent follower of
+ mine: wilt thou serve me?
+
+PISANIO Sir, I will.
+
+CLOTEN Give me thy hand; here's my purse. Hast any of thy
+ late master's garments in thy possession?
+
+PISANIO I have, my lord, at my lodging, the same suit he
+ wore when he took leave of my lady and mistress.
+
+CLOTEN The first service thou dost me, fetch that suit
+ hither: let it be thy lint service; go.
+
+PISANIO I shall, my lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CLOTEN Meet thee at Milford-Haven!--I forgot to ask him one
+ thing; I'll remember't anon:--even there, thou
+ villain Posthumus, will I kill thee. I would these
+ garments were come. She said upon a time--the
+ bitterness of it I now belch from my heart--that she
+ held the very garment of Posthumus in more respect
+ than my noble and natural person together with the
+ adornment of my qualities. With that suit upon my
+ back, will I ravish her: first kill him, and in her
+ eyes; there shall she see my valour, which will then
+ be a torment to her contempt. He on the ground, my
+ speech of insultment ended on his dead body, and
+ when my lust hath dined,--which, as I say, to vex
+ her I will execute in the clothes that she so
+ praised,--to the court I'll knock her back, foot
+ her home again. She hath despised me rejoicingly,
+ and I'll be merry in my revenge.
+
+ [Re-enter PISANIO, with the clothes]
+
+ Be those the garments?
+
+PISANIO Ay, my noble lord.
+
+CLOTEN How long is't since she went to Milford-Haven?
+
+PISANIO She can scarce be there yet.
+
+CLOTEN Bring this apparel to my chamber; that is the second
+ thing that I have commanded thee: the third is,
+ that thou wilt be a voluntary mute to my design. Be
+ but duteous, and true preferment shall tender itself
+ to thee. My revenge is now at Milford: would I had
+ wings to follow it! Come, and be true.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PISANIO Thou bid'st me to my loss: for true to thee
+ Were to prove false, which I will never be,
+ To him that is most true. To Milford go,
+ And find not her whom thou pursuest. Flow, flow,
+ You heavenly blessings, on her! This fool's speed
+ Be cross'd with slowness; labour be his meed!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Wales. Before the cave of Belarius.
+
+
+ [Enter IMOGEN, in boy's clothes]
+
+IMOGEN I see a man's life is a tedious one:
+ I have tired myself, and for two nights together
+ Have made the ground my bed. I should be sick,
+ But that my resolution helps me. Milford,
+ When from the mountain-top Pisanio show'd thee,
+ Thou wast within a ken: O Jove! I think
+ Foundations fly the wretched; such, I mean,
+ Where they should be relieved. Two beggars told me
+ I could not miss my way: will poor folks lie,
+ That have afflictions on them, knowing 'tis
+ A punishment or trial? Yes; no wonder,
+ When rich ones scarce tell true. To lapse in fulness
+ Is sorer than to lie for need, and falsehood
+ Is worse in kings than beggars. My dear lord!
+ Thou art one o' the false ones. Now I think on thee,
+ My hunger's gone; but even before, I was
+ At point to sink for food. But what is this?
+ Here is a path to't: 'tis some savage hold:
+ I were best not to call; I dare not call:
+ yet famine,
+ Ere clean it o'erthrow nature, makes it valiant,
+ Plenty and peace breeds cowards: hardness ever
+ Of hardiness is mother. Ho! who's here?
+ If any thing that's civil, speak; if savage,
+ Take or lend. Ho! No answer? Then I'll enter.
+ Best draw my sword: and if mine enemy
+ But fear the sword like me, he'll scarcely look on't.
+ Such a foe, good heavens!
+
+ [Exit, to the cave]
+
+ [Enter BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, and ARVIRAGUS]
+
+BELARIUS You, Polydote, have proved best woodman and
+ Are master of the feast: Cadwal and I
+ Will play the cook and servant; 'tis our match:
+ The sweat of industry would dry and die,
+ But for the end it works to. Come; our stomachs
+ Will make what's homely savoury: weariness
+ Can snore upon the flint, when resty sloth
+ Finds the down pillow hard. Now peace be here,
+ Poor house, that keep'st thyself!
+
+GUIDERIUS I am thoroughly weary.
+
+ARVIRAGUS I am weak with toil, yet strong in appetite.
+
+GUIDERIUS There is cold meat i' the cave; we'll browse on that,
+ Whilst what we have kill'd be cook'd.
+
+BELARIUS [Looking into the cave]
+
+ Stay; come not in.
+ But that it eats our victuals, I should think
+ Here were a fairy.
+
+GUIDERIUS What's the matter, sir?
+
+BELARIUS By Jupiter, an angel! or, if not,
+ An earthly paragon! Behold divineness
+ No elder than a boy!
+
+ [Re-enter IMOGEN]
+
+IMOGEN Good masters, harm me not:
+ Before I enter'd here, I call'd; and thought
+ To have begg'd or bought what I have took:
+ good troth,
+ I have stol'n nought, nor would not, though I had found
+ Gold strew'd i' the floor. Here's money for my meat:
+ I would have left it on the board so soon
+ As I had made my meal, and parted
+ With prayers for the provider.
+
+GUIDERIUS Money, youth?
+
+ARVIRAGUS All gold and silver rather turn to dirt!
+ As 'tis no better reckon'd, but of those
+ Who worship dirty gods.
+
+IMOGEN I see you're angry:
+ Know, if you kill me for my fault, I should
+ Have died had I not made it.
+
+BELARIUS Whither bound?
+
+IMOGEN To Milford-Haven.
+
+BELARIUS What's your name?
+
+IMOGEN Fidele, sir. I have a kinsman who
+ Is bound for Italy; he embark'd at Milford;
+ To whom being going, almost spent with hunger,
+ I am fall'n in this offence.
+
+BELARIUS Prithee, fair youth,
+ Think us no churls, nor measure our good minds
+ By this rude place we live in. Well encounter'd!
+ 'Tis almost night: you shall have better cheer
+ Ere you depart: and thanks to stay and eat it.
+ Boys, bid him welcome.
+
+GUIDERIUS Were you a woman, youth,
+ I should woo hard but be your groom. In honesty,
+ I bid for you as I'd buy.
+
+ARVIRAGUS I'll make't my comfort
+ He is a man; I'll love him as my brother:
+ And such a welcome as I'd give to him
+ After long absence, such is yours: most welcome!
+ Be sprightly, for you fall 'mongst friends.
+
+IMOGEN 'Mongst friends,
+ If brothers.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ Would it had been so, that they
+ Had been my father's sons! then had my prize
+ Been less, and so more equal ballasting
+ To thee, Posthumus.
+
+BELARIUS He wrings at some distress.
+
+GUIDERIUS Would I could free't!
+
+ARVIRAGUS Or I, whate'er it be,
+ What pain it cost, what danger. God's!
+
+BELARIUS Hark, boys.
+
+ [Whispering]
+
+IMOGEN Great men,
+ That had a court no bigger than this cave,
+ That did attend themselves and had the virtue
+ Which their own conscience seal'd them--laying by
+ That nothing-gift of differing multitudes--
+ Could not out-peer these twain. Pardon me, gods!
+ I'd change my sex to be companion with them,
+ Since Leonatus's false.
+
+BELARIUS It shall be so.
+ Boys, we'll go dress our hunt. Fair youth, come in:
+ Discourse is heavy, fasting; when we have supp'd,
+ We'll mannerly demand thee of thy story,
+ So far as thou wilt speak it.
+
+GUIDERIUS Pray, draw near.
+
+ARVIRAGUS The night to the owl and morn to the lark
+ less welcome.
+
+IMOGEN Thanks, sir.
+
+ARVIRAGUS I pray, draw near.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Rome. A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter two Senators and Tribunes]
+
+First Senator This is the tenor of the emperor's writ:
+ That since the common men are now in action
+ 'Gainst the Pannonians and Dalmatians,
+ And that the legions now in Gallia are
+ Full weak to undertake our wars against
+ The fall'n-off Britons, that we do incite
+ The gentry to this business. He creates
+ Lucius preconsul: and to you the tribunes,
+ For this immediate levy, he commends
+ His absolute commission. Long live Caesar!
+
+First Tribune Is Lucius general of the forces?
+
+Second Senator Ay.
+
+First Tribune Remaining now in Gallia?
+
+First Senator With those legions
+ Which I have spoke of, whereunto your levy
+ Must be supplyant: the words of your commission
+ Will tie you to the numbers and the time
+ Of their dispatch.
+
+First Tribune We will discharge our duty.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Wales: near the cave of Belarius.
+
+
+ [Enter CLOTEN]
+
+CLOTEN I am near to the place where they should meet, if
+ Pisanio have mapped it truly. How fit his garments
+ serve me! Why should his mistress, who was made by
+ him that made the tailor, not be fit too? the
+ rather--saving reverence of the word--for 'tis said
+ a woman's fitness comes by fits. Therein I must
+ play the workman. I dare speak it to myself--for it
+ is not vain-glory for a man and his glass to confer
+ in his own chamber--I mean, the lines of my body are
+ as well drawn as his; no less young, more strong,
+ not beneath him in fortunes, beyond him in the
+ advantage of the time, above him in birth, alike
+ conversant in general services, and more remarkable
+ in single oppositions: yet this imperceiverant
+ thing loves him in my despite. What mortality is!
+ Posthumus, thy head, which now is growing upon thy
+ shoulders, shall within this hour be off; thy
+ mistress enforced; thy garments cut to pieces before
+ thy face: and all this done, spurn her home to her
+ father; who may haply be a little angry for my so
+ rough usage; but my mother, having power of his
+ testiness, shall turn all into my commendations. My
+ horse is tied up safe: out, sword, and to a sore
+ purpose! Fortune, put them into my hand! This is
+ the very description of their meeting-place; and
+ the fellow dares not deceive me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Before the cave of Belarius.
+
+
+ [Enter, from the cave, BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS,
+ ARVIRAGUS, and IMOGEN]
+
+BELARIUS [To IMOGEN] You are not well: remain here in the cave;
+ We'll come to you after hunting.
+
+ARVIRAGUS [To IMOGEN] Brother, stay here
+ Are we not brothers?
+
+IMOGEN So man and man should be;
+ But clay and clay differs in dignity,
+ Whose dust is both alike. I am very sick.
+
+GUIDERIUS Go you to hunting; I'll abide with him.
+
+IMOGEN So sick I am not, yet I am not well;
+ But not so citizen a wanton as
+ To seem to die ere sick: so please you, leave me;
+ Stick to your journal course: the breach of custom
+ Is breach of all. I am ill, but your being by me
+ Cannot amend me; society is no comfort
+ To one not sociable: I am not very sick,
+ Since I can reason of it. Pray you, trust me here:
+ I'll rob none but myself; and let me die,
+ Stealing so poorly.
+
+GUIDERIUS I love thee; I have spoke it
+ How much the quantity, the weight as much,
+ As I do love my father.
+
+BELARIUS What! how! how!
+
+ARVIRAGUS If it be sin to say so, I yoke me
+ In my good brother's fault: I know not why
+ I love this youth; and I have heard you say,
+ Love's reason's without reason: the bier at door,
+ And a demand who is't shall die, I'd say
+ 'My father, not this youth.'
+
+BELARIUS [Aside] O noble strain!
+ O worthiness of nature! breed of greatness!
+ Cowards father cowards and base things sire base:
+ Nature hath meal and bran, contempt and grace.
+ I'm not their father; yet who this should be,
+ Doth miracle itself, loved before me.
+ 'Tis the ninth hour o' the morn.
+
+ARVIRAGUS Brother, farewell.
+
+IMOGEN I wish ye sport.
+
+ARVIRAGUS You health. So please you, sir.
+
+IMOGEN [Aside] These are kind creatures. Gods, what lies
+ I have heard!
+ Our courtiers say all's savage but at court:
+ Experience, O, thou disprovest report!
+ The imperious seas breed monsters, for the dish
+ Poor tributary rivers as sweet fish.
+ I am sick still; heart-sick. Pisanio,
+ I'll now taste of thy drug.
+
+ [Swallows some]
+
+GUIDERIUS I could not stir him:
+ He said he was gentle, but unfortunate;
+ Dishonestly afflicted, but yet honest.
+
+ARVIRAGUS Thus did he answer me: yet said, hereafter
+ I might know more.
+
+BELARIUS To the field, to the field!
+ We'll leave you for this time: go in and rest.
+
+ARVIRAGUS We'll not be long away.
+
+BELARIUS Pray, be not sick,
+ For you must be our housewife.
+
+IMOGEN Well or ill,
+ I am bound to you.
+
+BELARIUS And shalt be ever.
+
+ [Exit IMOGEN, to the cave]
+
+ This youth, how'er distress'd, appears he hath had
+ Good ancestors.
+
+ARVIRAGUS How angel-like he sings!
+
+GUIDERIUS But his neat cookery! he cut our roots
+ In characters,
+ And sauced our broths, as Juno had been sick
+ And he her dieter.
+
+ARVIRAGUS Nobly he yokes
+ A smiling with a sigh, as if the sigh
+ Was that it was, for not being such a smile;
+ The smile mocking the sigh, that it would fly
+ From so divine a temple, to commix
+ With winds that sailors rail at.
+
+GUIDERIUS I do note
+ That grief and patience, rooted in him both,
+ Mingle their spurs together.
+
+ARVIRAGUS Grow, patience!
+ And let the stinking elder, grief, untwine
+ His perishing root with the increasing vine!
+
+BELARIUS It is great morning. Come, away!--
+ Who's there?
+
+ [Enter CLOTEN]
+
+CLOTEN I cannot find those runagates; that villain
+ Hath mock'd me. I am faint.
+
+BELARIUS 'Those runagates!'
+ Means he not us? I partly know him: 'tis
+ Cloten, the son o' the queen. I fear some ambush.
+ I saw him not these many years, and yet
+ I know 'tis he. We are held as outlaws: hence!
+
+GUIDERIUS He is but one: you and my brother search
+ What companies are near: pray you, away;
+ Let me alone with him.
+
+ [Exeunt BELARIUS and ARVIRAGUS]
+
+CLOTEN Soft! What are you
+ That fly me thus? some villain mountaineers?
+ I have heard of such. What slave art thou?
+
+GUIDERIUS A thing
+ More slavish did I ne'er than answering
+ A slave without a knock.
+
+CLOTEN Thou art a robber,
+ A law-breaker, a villain: yield thee, thief.
+
+GUIDERIUS To who? to thee? What art thou? Have not I
+ An arm as big as thine? a heart as big?
+ Thy words, I grant, are bigger, for I wear not
+ My dagger in my mouth. Say what thou art,
+ Why I should yield to thee?
+
+CLOTEN Thou villain base,
+ Know'st me not by my clothes?
+
+GUIDERIUS No, nor thy tailor, rascal,
+ Who is thy grandfather: he made those clothes,
+ Which, as it seems, make thee.
+
+CLOTEN Thou precious varlet,
+ My tailor made them not.
+
+GUIDERIUS Hence, then, and thank
+ The man that gave them thee. Thou art some fool;
+ I am loath to beat thee.
+
+CLOTEN Thou injurious thief,
+ Hear but my name, and tremble.
+
+GUIDERIUS What's thy name?
+
+CLOTEN Cloten, thou villain.
+
+GUIDERIUS Cloten, thou double villain, be thy name,
+ I cannot tremble at it: were it Toad, or
+ Adder, Spider,
+ 'Twould move me sooner.
+
+CLOTEN To thy further fear,
+ Nay, to thy mere confusion, thou shalt know
+ I am son to the queen.
+
+GUIDERIUS I am sorry for 't; not seeming
+ So worthy as thy birth.
+
+CLOTEN Art not afeard?
+
+GUIDERIUS Those that I reverence those I fear, the wise:
+ At fools I laugh, not fear them.
+
+CLOTEN Die the death:
+ When I have slain thee with my proper hand,
+ I'll follow those that even now fled hence,
+ And on the gates of Lud's-town set your heads:
+ Yield, rustic mountaineer.
+
+ [Exeunt, fighting]
+
+ [Re-enter BELARIUS and ARVIRAGUS]
+
+BELARIUS No companies abroad?
+
+ARVIRAGUS None in the world: you did mistake him, sure.
+
+BELARIUS I cannot tell: long is it since I saw him,
+ But time hath nothing blurr'd those lines of favour
+ Which then he wore; the snatches in his voice,
+ And burst of speaking, were as his: I am absolute
+ 'Twas very Cloten.
+
+ARVIRAGUS In this place we left them:
+ I wish my brother make good time with him,
+ You say he is so fell.
+
+BELARIUS Being scarce made up,
+ I mean, to man, he had not apprehension
+ Of roaring terrors; for the effect of judgment
+ Is oft the cause of fear. But, see, thy brother.
+
+ [Re-enter GUIDERIUS, with CLOTEN'S head]
+
+GUIDERIUS This Cloten was a fool, an empty purse;
+ There was no money in't: not Hercules
+ Could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none:
+ Yet I not doing this, the fool had borne
+ My head as I do his.
+
+BELARIUS What hast thou done?
+
+GUIDERIUS I am perfect what: cut off one Cloten's head,
+ Son to the queen, after his own report;
+ Who call'd me traitor, mountaineer, and swore
+ With his own single hand he'ld take us in
+ Displace our heads where--thank the gods!--they grow,
+ And set them on Lud's-town.
+
+BELARIUS We are all undone.
+
+GUIDERIUS Why, worthy father, what have we to lose,
+ But that he swore to take, our lives? The law
+ Protects not us: then why should we be tender
+ To let an arrogant piece of flesh threat us,
+ Play judge and executioner all himself,
+ For we do fear the law? What company
+ Discover you abroad?
+
+BELARIUS No single soul
+ Can we set eye on; but in all safe reason
+ He must have some attendants. Though his humour
+ Was nothing but mutation, ay, and that
+ From one bad thing to worse; not frenzy, not
+ Absolute madness could so far have raved
+ To bring him here alone; although perhaps
+ It may be heard at court that such as we
+ Cave here, hunt here, are outlaws, and in time
+ May make some stronger head; the which he hearing--
+ As it is like him--might break out, and swear
+ He'ld fetch us in; yet is't not probable
+ To come alone, either he so undertaking,
+ Or they so suffering: then on good ground we fear,
+ If we do fear this body hath a tail
+ More perilous than the head.
+
+ARVIRAGUS Let ordinance
+ Come as the gods foresay it: howsoe'er,
+ My brother hath done well.
+
+BELARIUS I had no mind
+ To hunt this day: the boy Fidele's sickness
+ Did make my way long forth.
+
+GUIDERIUS With his own sword,
+ Which he did wave against my throat, I have ta'en
+ His head from him: I'll throw't into the creek
+ Behind our rock; and let it to the sea,
+ And tell the fishes he's the queen's son, Cloten:
+ That's all I reck.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BELARIUS I fear 'twill be revenged:
+ Would, Polydote, thou hadst not done't! though valour
+ Becomes thee well enough.
+
+ARVIRAGUS Would I had done't
+ So the revenge alone pursued me! Polydore,
+ I love thee brotherly, but envy much
+ Thou hast robb'd me of this deed: I would revenges,
+ That possible strength might meet, would seek us through
+ And put us to our answer.
+
+BELARIUS Well, 'tis done:
+ We'll hunt no more to-day, nor seek for danger
+ Where there's no profit. I prithee, to our rock;
+ You and Fidele play the cooks: I'll stay
+ Till hasty Polydote return, and bring him
+ To dinner presently.
+
+ARVIRAGUS Poor sick Fidele!
+ I'll weringly to him: to gain his colour
+ I'ld let a parish of such Clotens' blood,
+ And praise myself for charity.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BELARIUS O thou goddess,
+ Thou divine Nature, how thyself thou blazon'st
+ In these two princely boys! They are as gentle
+ As zephyrs blowing below the violet,
+ Not wagging his sweet head; and yet as rough,
+ Their royal blood enchafed, as the rudest wind,
+ That by the top doth take the mountain pine,
+ And make him stoop to the vale. 'Tis wonder
+ That an invisible instinct should frame them
+ To royalty unlearn'd, honour untaught,
+ Civility not seen from other, valour
+ That wildly grows in them, but yields a crop
+ As if it had been sow'd. Yet still it's strange
+ What Cloten's being here to us portends,
+ Or what his death will bring us.
+
+ [Re-enter GUIDERIUS]
+
+GUIDERIUS Where's my brother?
+ I have sent Cloten's clotpoll down the stream,
+ In embassy to his mother: his body's hostage
+ For his return.
+
+ [Solemn music]
+
+BELARIUS My ingenious instrument!
+ Hark, Polydore, it sounds! But what occasion
+ Hath Cadwal now to give it motion? Hark!
+
+GUIDERIUS Is he at home?
+
+BELARIUS He went hence even now.
+
+GUIDERIUS What does he mean? since death of my dear'st mother
+ it did not speak before. All solemn things
+ Should answer solemn accidents. The matter?
+ Triumphs for nothing and lamenting toys
+ Is jollity for apes and grief for boys.
+ Is Cadwal mad?
+
+BELARIUS Look, here he comes,
+ And brings the dire occasion in his arms
+ Of what we blame him for.
+
+ [Re-enter ARVIRAGUS, with IMOGEN, as dead,
+ bearing her in his arms]
+
+ARVIRAGUS The bird is dead
+ That we have made so much on. I had rather
+ Have skipp'd from sixteen years of age to sixty,
+ To have turn'd my leaping-time into a crutch,
+ Than have seen this.
+
+GUIDERIUS O sweetest, fairest lily!
+ My brother wears thee not the one half so well
+ As when thou grew'st thyself.
+
+BELARIUS O melancholy!
+ Who ever yet could sound thy bottom? find
+ The ooze, to show what coast thy sluggish crare
+ Might easiliest harbour in? Thou blessed thing!
+ Jove knows what man thou mightst have made; but I,
+ Thou diedst, a most rare boy, of melancholy.
+ How found you him?
+
+ARVIRAGUS Stark, as you see:
+ Thus smiling, as some fly hid tickled slumber,
+ Not as death's dart, being laugh'd at; his
+ right cheek
+ Reposing on a cushion.
+
+GUIDERIUS Where?
+
+ARVIRAGUS O' the floor;
+ His arms thus leagued: I thought he slept, and put
+ My clouted brogues from off my feet, whose rudeness
+ Answer'd my steps too loud.
+
+GUIDERIUS Why, he but sleeps:
+ If he be gone, he'll make his grave a bed;
+ With female fairies will his tomb be haunted,
+ And worms will not come to thee.
+
+ARVIRAGUS With fairest flowers
+ Whilst summer lasts and I live here, Fidele,
+ I'll sweeten thy sad grave: thou shalt not lack
+ The flower that's like thy face, pale primrose, nor
+ The azured harebell, like thy veins, no, nor
+ The leaf of eglantine, whom not to slander,
+ Out-sweeten'd not thy breath: the ruddock would,
+ With charitable bill,--O bill, sore-shaming
+ Those rich-left heirs that let their fathers lie
+ Without a monument!--bring thee all this;
+ Yea, and furr'd moss besides, when flowers are none,
+ To winter-ground thy corse.
+
+GUIDERIUS Prithee, have done;
+ And do not play in wench-like words with that
+ Which is so serious. Let us bury him,
+ And not protract with admiration what
+ Is now due debt. To the grave!
+
+ARVIRAGUS Say, where shall's lay him?
+
+GUIDERIUS By good Euriphile, our mother.
+
+ARVIRAGUS Be't so:
+ And let us, Polydore, though now our voices
+ Have got the mannish crack, sing him to the ground,
+ As once our mother; use like note and words,
+ Save that Euriphile must be Fidele.
+
+GUIDERIUS Cadwal,
+ I cannot sing: I'll weep, and word it with thee;
+ For notes of sorrow out of tune are worse
+ Than priests and fanes that lie.
+
+ARVIRAGUS We'll speak it, then.
+
+BELARIUS Great griefs, I see, medicine the less; for Cloten
+ Is quite forgot. He was a queen's son, boys;
+ And though he came our enemy, remember
+ He was paid for that: though mean and
+ mighty, rotting
+ Together, have one dust, yet reverence,
+ That angel of the world, doth make distinction
+ Of place 'tween high and low. Our foe was princely
+ And though you took his life, as being our foe,
+ Yet bury him as a prince.
+
+GUIDERIUS Pray You, fetch him hither.
+ Thersites' body is as good as Ajax',
+ When neither are alive.
+
+ARVIRAGUS If you'll go fetch him,
+ We'll say our song the whilst. Brother, begin.
+
+ [Exit BELARIUS]
+
+GUIDERIUS Nay, Cadwal, we must lay his head to the east;
+ My father hath a reason for't.
+
+ARVIRAGUS 'Tis true.
+
+GUIDERIUS Come on then, and remove him.
+
+ARVIRAGUS So. Begin.
+ [SONG]
+
+GUIDERIUS Fear no more the heat o' the sun,
+ Nor the furious winter's rages;
+ Thou thy worldly task hast done,
+ Home art gone, and ta'en thy wages:
+ Golden lads and girls all must,
+ As chimney-sweepers, come to dust.
+
+ARVIRAGUS Fear no more the frown o' the great;
+ Thou art past the tyrant's stroke;
+ Care no more to clothe and eat;
+ To thee the reed is as the oak:
+ The sceptre, learning, physic, must
+ All follow this, and come to dust.
+
+GUIDERIUS Fear no more the lightning flash,
+
+ARVIRAGUS Nor the all-dreaded thunder-stone;
+
+GUIDERIUS Fear not slander, censure rash;
+
+ARVIRAGUS Thou hast finish'd joy and moan:
+
+
+GUIDERIUS |
+ | All lovers young, all lovers must
+ARVIRAGUS | Consign to thee, and come to dust.
+
+
+GUIDERIUS No exorciser harm thee!
+
+ARVIRAGUS Nor no witchcraft charm thee!
+
+GUIDERIUS Ghost unlaid forbear thee!
+
+ARVIRAGUS Nothing ill come near thee!
+
+
+GUIDERIUS |
+ | Quiet consummation have;
+ARVIRAGUS | And renowned be thy grave!
+
+
+ [Re-enter BELARIUS, with the body of CLOTEN]
+
+GUIDERIUS We have done our obsequies: come, lay him down.
+
+BELARIUS Here's a few flowers; but 'bout midnight, more:
+ The herbs that have on them cold dew o' the night
+ Are strewings fitt'st for graves. Upon their faces.
+ You were as flowers, now wither'd: even so
+ These herblets shall, which we upon you strew.
+ Come on, away: apart upon our knees.
+ The ground that gave them first has them again:
+ Their pleasures here are past, so is their pain.
+
+ [Exeunt BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, and ARVIRAGUS]
+
+IMOGEN [Awaking] Yes, sir, to Milford-Haven; which is
+ the way?--
+ I thank you.--By yond bush?--Pray, how far thither?
+ 'Ods pittikins! can it be six mile yet?--
+ I have gone all night. 'Faith, I'll lie down and sleep.
+ But, soft! no bedfellow!--O gods and goddesses!
+
+ [Seeing the body of CLOTEN]
+
+ These flowers are like the pleasures of the world;
+ This bloody man, the care on't. I hope I dream;
+ For so I thought I was a cave-keeper,
+ And cook to honest creatures: but 'tis not so;
+ 'Twas but a bolt of nothing, shot at nothing,
+ Which the brain makes of fumes: our very eyes
+ Are sometimes like our judgments, blind. Good faith,
+ I tremble stiff with fear: but if there be
+ Yet left in heaven as small a drop of pity
+ As a wren's eye, fear'd gods, a part of it!
+ The dream's here still: even when I wake, it is
+ Without me, as within me; not imagined, felt.
+ A headless man! The garments of Posthumus!
+ I know the shape of's leg: this is his hand;
+ His foot Mercurial; his Martial thigh;
+ The brawns of Hercules: but his Jovial face
+ Murder in heaven?--How!--'Tis gone. Pisanio,
+ All curses madded Hecuba gave the Greeks,
+ And mine to boot, be darted on thee! Thou,
+ Conspired with that irregulous devil, Cloten,
+ Hast here cut off my lord. To write and read
+ Be henceforth treacherous! Damn'd Pisanio
+ Hath with his forged letters,--damn'd Pisanio--
+ From this most bravest vessel of the world
+ Struck the main-top! O Posthumus! alas,
+ Where is thy head? where's that? Ay me!
+ where's that?
+ Pisanio might have kill'd thee at the heart,
+ And left this head on. How should this be? Pisanio?
+ 'Tis he and Cloten: malice and lucre in them
+ Have laid this woe here. O, 'tis pregnant, pregnant!
+ The drug he gave me, which he said was precious
+ And cordial to me, have I not found it
+ Murderous to the senses? That confirms it home:
+ This is Pisanio's deed, and Cloten's: O!
+ Give colour to my pale cheek with thy blood,
+ That we the horrider may seem to those
+ Which chance to find us: O, my lord, my lord!
+
+ [Falls on the body]
+
+ [Enter LUCIUS, a Captain and other Officers,
+ and a Soothsayer]
+
+Captain To them the legions garrison'd in Gailia,
+ After your will, have cross'd the sea, attending
+ You here at Milford-Haven with your ships:
+ They are in readiness.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS But what from Rome?
+
+Captain The senate hath stirr'd up the confiners
+ And gentlemen of Italy, most willing spirits,
+ That promise noble service: and they come
+ Under the conduct of bold Iachimo,
+ Syenna's brother.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS When expect you them?
+
+Captain With the next benefit o' the wind.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS This forwardness
+ Makes our hopes fair. Command our present numbers
+ Be muster'd; bid the captains look to't. Now, sir,
+ What have you dream'd of late of this war's purpose?
+
+Soothsayer Last night the very gods show'd me a vision--
+ I fast and pray'd for their intelligence--thus:
+ I saw Jove's bird, the Roman eagle, wing'd
+ From the spongy south to this part of the west,
+ There vanish'd in the sunbeams: which portends--
+ Unless my sins abuse my divination--
+ Success to the Roman host.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Dream often so,
+ And never false. Soft, ho! what trunk is here
+ Without his top? The ruin speaks that sometime
+ It was a worthy building. How! a page!
+ Or dead, or sleeping on him? But dead rather;
+ For nature doth abhor to make his bed
+ With the defunct, or sleep upon the dead.
+ Let's see the boy's face.
+
+Captain He's alive, my lord.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS He'll then instruct us of this body. Young one,
+ Inform us of thy fortunes, for it seems
+ They crave to be demanded. Who is this
+ Thou makest thy bloody pillow? Or who was he
+ That, otherwise than noble nature did,
+ Hath alter'd that good picture? What's thy interest
+ In this sad wreck? How came it? Who is it?
+ What art thou?
+
+IMOGEN I am nothing: or if not,
+ Nothing to be were better. This was my master,
+ A very valiant Briton and a good,
+ That here by mountaineers lies slain. Alas!
+ There is no more such masters: I may wander
+ From east to occident, cry out for service,
+ Try many, all good, serve truly, never
+ Find such another master.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS 'Lack, good youth!
+ Thou movest no less with thy complaining than
+ Thy master in bleeding: say his name, good friend.
+
+IMOGEN Richard du Champ.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ If I do lie and do
+ No harm by it, though the gods hear, I hope
+ They'll pardon it.--Say you, sir?
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Thy name?
+
+IMOGEN Fidele, sir.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Thou dost approve thyself the very same:
+ Thy name well fits thy faith, thy faith thy name.
+ Wilt take thy chance with me? I will not say
+ Thou shalt be so well master'd, but, be sure,
+ No less beloved. The Roman emperor's letters,
+ Sent by a consul to me, should not sooner
+ Than thine own worth prefer thee: go with me.
+
+IMOGEN I'll follow, sir. But first, an't please the gods,
+ I'll hide my master from the flies, as deep
+ As these poor pickaxes can dig; and when
+ With wild wood-leaves and weeds I ha' strew'd his grave,
+ And on it said a century of prayers,
+ Such as I can, twice o'er, I'll weep and sigh;
+ And leaving so his service, follow you,
+ So please you entertain me.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Ay, good youth!
+ And rather father thee than master thee.
+ My friends,
+ The boy hath taught us manly duties: let us
+ Find out the prettiest daisied plot we can,
+ And make him with our pikes and partisans
+ A grave: come, arm him. Boy, he is preferr'd
+ By thee to us, and he shall be interr'd
+ As soldiers can. Be cheerful; wipe thine eyes
+ Some falls are means the happier to arise.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III A room in Cymbeline's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter CYMBELINE, Lords, PISANIO, and Attendants]
+
+CYMBELINE Again; and bring me word how 'tis with her.
+
+ [Exit an Attendant]
+
+ A fever with the absence of her son,
+ A madness, of which her life's in danger. Heavens,
+ How deeply you at once do touch me! Imogen,
+ The great part of my comfort, gone; my queen
+ Upon a desperate bed, and in a time
+ When fearful wars point at me; her son gone,
+ So needful for this present: it strikes me, past
+ The hope of comfort. But for thee, fellow,
+ Who needs must know of her departure and
+ Dost seem so ignorant, we'll enforce it from thee
+ By a sharp torture.
+
+PISANIO Sir, my life is yours;
+ I humbly set it at your will; but, for my mistress,
+ I nothing know where she remains, why gone,
+ Nor when she purposes return. Beseech your highness,
+ Hold me your loyal servant.
+
+First Lord Good my liege,
+ The day that she was missing he was here:
+ I dare be bound he's true and shall perform
+ All parts of his subjection loyally. For Cloten,
+ There wants no diligence in seeking him,
+ And will, no doubt, be found.
+
+CYMBELINE The time is troublesome.
+
+ [To PISANIO]
+
+ We'll slip you for a season; but our jealousy
+ Does yet depend.
+
+First Lord So please your majesty,
+ The Roman legions, all from Gallia drawn,
+ Are landed on your coast, with a supply
+ Of Roman gentlemen, by the senate sent.
+
+CYMBELINE Now for the counsel of my son and queen!
+ I am amazed with matter.
+
+First Lord Good my liege,
+ Your preparation can affront no less
+ Than what you hear of: come more, for more
+ you're ready:
+ The want is but to put those powers in motion
+ That long to move.
+
+CYMBELINE I thank you. Let's withdraw;
+ And meet the time as it seeks us. We fear not
+ What can from Italy annoy us; but
+ We grieve at chances here. Away!
+
+ [Exeunt all but PISANIO]
+
+PISANIO I heard no letter from my master since
+ I wrote him Imogen was slain: 'tis strange:
+ Nor hear I from my mistress who did promise
+ To yield me often tidings: neither know I
+ What is betid to Cloten; but remain
+ Perplex'd in all. The heavens still must work.
+ Wherein I am false I am honest; not true, to be true.
+ These present wars shall find I love my country,
+ Even to the note o' the king, or I'll fall in them.
+ All other doubts, by time let them be clear'd:
+ Fortune brings in some boats that are not steer'd.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Wales: before the cave of Belarius.
+
+
+ [Enter BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, and ARVIRAGUS.
+
+GUIDERIUS The noise is round about us.
+
+BELARIUS Let us from it.
+
+ARVIRAGUS What pleasure, sir, find we in life, to lock it
+ From action and adventure?
+
+GUIDERIUS Nay, what hope
+ Have we in hiding us? This way, the Romans
+ Must or for Britons slay us, or receive us
+ For barbarous and unnatural revolts
+ During their use, and slay us after.
+
+BELARIUS Sons,
+ We'll higher to the mountains; there secure us.
+ To the king's party there's no going: newness
+ Of Cloten's death--we being not known, not muster'd
+ Among the bands--may drive us to a render
+ Where we have lived, and so extort from's that
+ Which we have done, whose answer would be death
+ Drawn on with torture.
+
+GUIDERIUS This is, sir, a doubt
+ In such a time nothing becoming you,
+ Nor satisfying us.
+
+ARVIRAGUS It is not likely
+ That when they hear the Roman horses neigh,
+ Behold their quarter'd fires, have both their eyes
+ And ears so cloy'd importantly as now,
+ That they will waste their time upon our note,
+ To know from whence we are.
+
+BELARIUS O, I am known
+ Of many in the army: many years,
+ Though Cloten then but young, you see, not wore him
+ From my remembrance. And, besides, the king
+ Hath not deserved my service nor your loves;
+ Who find in my exile the want of breeding,
+ The certainty of this hard life; aye hopeless
+ To have the courtesy your cradle promised,
+ But to be still hot summer's tamings and
+ The shrinking slaves of winter.
+
+GUIDERIUS Than be so
+ Better to cease to be. Pray, sir, to the army:
+ I and my brother are not known; yourself
+ So out of thought, and thereto so o'ergrown,
+ Cannot be question'd.
+
+ARVIRAGUS By this sun that shines,
+ I'll thither: what thing is it that I never
+ Did see man die! scarce ever look'd on blood,
+ But that of coward hares, hot goats, and venison!
+ Never bestrid a horse, save one that had
+ A rider like myself, who ne'er wore rowel
+ Nor iron on his heel! I am ashamed
+ To look upon the holy sun, to have
+ The benefit of his blest beams, remaining
+ So long a poor unknown.
+
+GUIDERIUS By heavens, I'll go:
+ If you will bless me, sir, and give me leave,
+ I'll take the better care, but if you will not,
+ The hazard therefore due fall on me by
+ The hands of Romans!
+
+ARVIRAGUS So say I amen.
+
+BELARIUS No reason I, since of your lives you set
+ So slight a valuation, should reserve
+ My crack'd one to more care. Have with you, boys!
+ If in your country wars you chance to die,
+ That is my bed too, lads, an there I'll lie:
+ Lead, lead.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ The time seems long; their blood
+ thinks scorn,
+ Till it fly out and show them princes born.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Britain. The Roman camp.
+
+
+ [Enter POSTHUMUS, with a bloody handkerchief]
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Yea, bloody cloth, I'll keep thee, for I wish'd
+ Thou shouldst be colour'd thus. You married ones,
+ If each of you should take this course, how many
+ Must murder wives much better than themselves
+ For wrying but a little! O Pisanio!
+ Every good servant does not all commands:
+ No bond but to do just ones. Gods! if you
+ Should have ta'en vengeance on my faults, I never
+ Had lived to put on this: so had you saved
+ The noble Imogen to repent, and struck
+ Me, wretch more worth your vengeance. But, alack,
+ You snatch some hence for little faults; that's love,
+ To have them fall no more: you some permit
+ To second ills with ills, each elder worse,
+ And make them dread it, to the doers' thrift.
+ But Imogen is your own: do your best wills,
+ And make me blest to obey! I am brought hither
+ Among the Italian gentry, and to fight
+ Against my lady's kingdom: 'tis enough
+ That, Britain, I have kill'd thy mistress; peace!
+ I'll give no wound to thee. Therefore, good heavens,
+ Hear patiently my purpose: I'll disrobe me
+ Of these Italian weeds and suit myself
+ As does a Briton peasant: so I'll fight
+ Against the part I come with; so I'll die
+ For thee, O Imogen, even for whom my life
+ Is every breath a death; and thus, unknown,
+ Pitied nor hated, to the face of peril
+ Myself I'll dedicate. Let me make men know
+ More valour in me than my habits show.
+ Gods, put the strength o' the Leonati in me!
+ To shame the guise o' the world, I will begin
+ The fashion, less without and more within.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Field of battle between the British and Roman camps.
+
+
+ [Enter, from one side, LUCIUS, IACHIMO, and
+ the Roman Army: from the other side, the
+ British Army; POSTHUMUS LEONATUS following,
+ like a poor soldier. They march over and go
+ out. Then enter again, in skirmish, IACHIMO
+ and POSTHUMUS LEONATUS he vanquisheth and disarmeth
+ IACHIMO, and then leaves him]
+
+IACHIMO The heaviness and guilt within my bosom
+ Takes off my manhood: I have belied a lady,
+ The princess of this country, and the air on't
+ Revengingly enfeebles me; or could this carl,
+ A very drudge of nature's, have subdued me
+ In my profession? Knighthoods and honours, borne
+ As I wear mine, are titles but of scorn.
+ If that thy gentry, Britain, go before
+ This lout as he exceeds our lords, the odds
+ Is that we scarce are men and you are gods.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [The battle continues; the Britons fly; CYMBELINE is
+ taken: then enter, to his rescue, BELARIUS,
+ GUIDERIUS, and ARVIRAGUS]
+
+BELARIUS Stand, stand! We have the advantage of the ground;
+ The lane is guarded: nothing routs us but
+ The villany of our fears.
+
+
+GUIDERIUS |
+ | Stand, stand, and fight!
+ARVIRAGUS |
+
+
+ [Re-enter POSTHUMUS LEONATUS, and seconds the
+ Britons: they rescue CYMBELINE, and exeunt. Then
+ re-enter LUCIUS, and IACHIMO, with IMOGEN]
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Away, boy, from the troops, and save thyself;
+ For friends kill friends, and the disorder's such
+ As war were hoodwink'd.
+
+IACHIMO 'Tis their fresh supplies.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS It is a day turn'd strangely: or betimes
+ Let's reinforce, or fly.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Enter POSTHUMUS LEONATUS and a British Lord]
+
+Lord Camest thou from where they made the stand?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS I did.
+ Though you, it seems, come from the fliers.
+
+Lord I did.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS No blame be to you, sir; for all was lost,
+ But that the heavens fought: the king himself
+ Of his wings destitute, the army broken,
+ And but the backs of Britons seen, all flying
+ Through a straight lane; the enemy full-hearted,
+ Lolling the tongue with slaughtering, having work
+ More plentiful than tools to do't, struck down
+ Some mortally, some slightly touch'd, some falling
+ Merely through fear; that the straight pass was damm'd
+ With dead men hurt behind, and cowards living
+ To die with lengthen'd shame.
+
+Lord Where was this lane?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Close by the battle, ditch'd, and wall'd with turf;
+ Which gave advantage to an ancient soldier,
+ An honest one, I warrant; who deserved
+ So long a breeding as his white beard came to,
+ In doing this for's country: athwart the lane,
+ He, with two striplings-lads more like to run
+ The country base than to commit such slaughter
+ With faces fit for masks, or rather fairer
+ Than those for preservation cased, or shame--
+ Made good the passage; cried to those that fled,
+ 'Our Britain s harts die flying, not our men:
+ To darkness fleet souls that fly backwards. Stand;
+ Or we are Romans and will give you that
+ Like beasts which you shun beastly, and may save,
+ But to look back in frown: stand, stand.'
+ These three,
+ Three thousand confident, in act as many--
+ For three performers are the file when all
+ The rest do nothing--with this word 'Stand, stand,'
+ Accommodated by the place, more charming
+ With their own nobleness, which could have turn'd
+ A distaff to a lance, gilded pale looks,
+ Part shame, part spirit renew'd; that some,
+ turn'd coward
+ But by example--O, a sin in war,
+ Damn'd in the first beginners!--gan to look
+ The way that they did, and to grin like lions
+ Upon the pikes o' the hunters. Then began
+ A stop i' the chaser, a retire, anon
+ A rout, confusion thick; forthwith they fly
+ Chickens, the way which they stoop'd eagles; slaves,
+ The strides they victors made: and now our cowards,
+ Like fragments in hard voyages, became
+ The life o' the need: having found the backdoor open
+ Of the unguarded hearts, heavens, how they wound!
+ Some slain before; some dying; some their friends
+ O'er borne i' the former wave: ten, chased by one,
+ Are now each one the slaughter-man of twenty:
+ Those that would die or ere resist are grown
+ The mortal bugs o' the field.
+
+Lord This was strange chance
+ A narrow lane, an old man, and two boys.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Nay, do not wonder at it: you are made
+ Rather to wonder at the things you hear
+ Than to work any. Will you rhyme upon't,
+ And vent it for a mockery? Here is one:
+ 'Two boys, an old man twice a boy, a lane,
+ Preserved the Britons, was the Romans' bane.'
+
+Lord Nay, be not angry, sir.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS 'Lack, to what end?
+ Who dares not stand his foe, I'll be his friend;
+ For if he'll do as he is made to do,
+ I know he'll quickly fly my friendship too.
+ You have put me into rhyme.
+
+Lord Farewell; you're angry.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Still going?
+
+ [Exit Lord]
+
+ This is a lord! O noble misery,
+ To be i' the field, and ask 'what news?' of me!
+ To-day how many would have given their honours
+ To have saved their carcasses! took heel to do't,
+ And yet died too! I, in mine own woe charm'd,
+ Could not find death where I did hear him groan,
+ Nor feel him where he struck: being an ugly monster,
+ 'Tis strange he hides him in fresh cups, soft beds,
+ Sweet words; or hath more ministers than we
+ That draw his knives i' the war. Well, I will find him
+ For being now a favourer to the Briton,
+ No more a Briton, I have resumed again
+ The part I came in: fight I will no more,
+ But yield me to the veriest hind that shall
+ Once touch my shoulder. Great the slaughter is
+ Here made by the Roman; great the answer be
+ Britons must take. For me, my ransom's death;
+ On either side I come to spend my breath;
+ Which neither here I'll keep nor bear again,
+ But end it by some means for Imogen.
+
+ [Enter two British Captains and Soldiers]
+
+First Captain Great Jupiter be praised! Lucius is taken.
+ 'Tis thought the old man and his sons were angels.
+
+Second Captain There was a fourth man, in a silly habit,
+ That gave the affront with them.
+
+First Captain So 'tis reported:
+ But none of 'em can be found. Stand! who's there?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS A Roman,
+ Who had not now been drooping here, if seconds
+ Had answer'd him.
+
+Second Captain Lay hands on him; a dog!
+ A leg of Rome shall not return to tell
+ What crows have peck'd them here. He brags
+ his service
+ As if he were of note: bring him to the king.
+
+ [Enter CYMBELINE, BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, ARVIRAGUS,
+ PISANIO, Soldiers, Attendants, and Roman Captives.
+ The Captains present POSTHUMUS LEONATUS to
+ CYMBELINE, who delivers him over to a Gaoler:
+ then exeunt omnes]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A British prison.
+
+
+ [Enter POSTHUMUS LEONATUS and two Gaolers]
+
+First Gaoler You shall not now be stol'n, you have locks upon you;
+ So graze as you find pasture.
+
+Second Gaoler Ay, or a stomach.
+
+ [Exeunt Gaolers]
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Most welcome, bondage! for thou art away,
+ think, to liberty: yet am I better
+ Than one that's sick o' the gout; since he had rather
+ Groan so in perpetuity than be cured
+ By the sure physician, death, who is the key
+ To unbar these locks. My conscience, thou art fetter'd
+ More than my shanks and wrists: you good gods, give me
+ The penitent instrument to pick that bolt,
+ Then, free for ever! Is't enough I am sorry?
+ So children temporal fathers do appease;
+ Gods are more full of mercy. Must I repent?
+ I cannot do it better than in gyves,
+ Desired more than constrain'd: to satisfy,
+ If of my freedom 'tis the main part, take
+ No stricter render of me than my all.
+ I know you are more clement than vile men,
+ Who of their broken debtors take a third,
+ A sixth, a tenth, letting them thrive again
+ On their abatement: that's not my desire:
+ For Imogen's dear life take mine; and though
+ 'Tis not so dear, yet 'tis a life; you coin'd it:
+ 'Tween man and man they weigh not every stamp;
+ Though light, take pieces for the figure's sake:
+ You rather mine, being yours: and so, great powers,
+ If you will take this audit, take this life,
+ And cancel these cold bonds. O Imogen!
+ I'll speak to thee in silence.
+
+ [Sleeps]
+
+ [Solemn music. Enter, as in an apparition,
+ SICILIUS LEONATUS, father to Posthumus Leonatus,
+ an old man, attired like a warrior; leading in
+ his hand an ancient matron, his wife, and mother
+ to Posthumus Leonatus, with music before them:
+ then, after other music, follow the two young
+ Leonati, brothers to Posthumus Leonatus, with
+ wounds as they died in the wars. They circle
+ Posthumus Leonatus round, as he lies sleeping]
+
+Sicilius Leonatus No more, thou thunder-master, show
+ Thy spite on mortal flies:
+ With Mars fall out, with Juno chide,
+ That thy adulteries
+ Rates and revenges.
+ Hath my poor boy done aught but well,
+ Whose face I never saw?
+ I died whilst in the womb he stay'd
+ Attending nature's law:
+ Whose father then, as men report
+ Thou orphans' father art,
+ Thou shouldst have been, and shielded him
+ From this earth-vexing smart.
+
+Mother Lucina lent not me her aid,
+ But took me in my throes;
+ That from me was Posthumus ript,
+ Came crying 'mongst his foes,
+ A thing of pity!
+
+Sicilius Leonatus Great nature, like his ancestry,
+ Moulded the stuff so fair,
+ That he deserved the praise o' the world,
+ As great Sicilius' heir.
+
+First Brother When once he was mature for man,
+ In Britain where was he
+ That could stand up his parallel;
+ Or fruitful object be
+ In eye of Imogen, that best
+ Could deem his dignity?
+
+Mother With marriage wherefore was he mock'd,
+ To be exiled, and thrown
+ From Leonati seat, and cast
+ From her his dearest one,
+ Sweet Imogen?
+
+Sicilius Leonatus Why did you suffer Iachimo,
+ Slight thing of Italy,
+ To taint his nobler heart and brain
+ With needless jealosy;
+ And to become the geck and scorn
+ O' th' other's villany?
+
+Second Brother For this from stiller seats we came,
+ Our parents and us twain,
+ That striking in our country's cause
+ Fell bravely and were slain,
+ Our fealty and Tenantius' right
+ With honour to maintain.
+
+First Brother Like hardiment Posthumus hath
+ To Cymbeline perform'd:
+ Then, Jupiter, thou king of gods,
+ Why hast thou thus adjourn'd
+ The graces for his merits due,
+ Being all to dolours turn'd?
+
+Sicilius Leonatus Thy crystal window ope; look out;
+ No longer exercise
+ Upon a valiant race thy harsh
+ And potent injuries.
+
+Mother Since, Jupiter, our son is good,
+ Take off his miseries.
+
+Sicilius Leonatus Peep through thy marble mansion; help;
+ Or we poor ghosts will cry
+ To the shining synod of the rest
+ Against thy deity.
+
+
+First Brother | Help, Jupiter; or we appeal,
+ | And from thy justice fly.
+Second Brother |
+
+
+ [Jupiter descends in thunder and lightning, sitting
+ upon an eagle: he throws a thunderbolt. The
+ Apparitions fall on their knees]
+
+Jupiter No more, you petty spirits of region low,
+ Offend our hearing; hush! How dare you ghosts
+ Accuse the thunderer, whose bolt, you know,
+ Sky-planted batters all rebelling coasts?
+ Poor shadows of Elysium, hence, and rest
+ Upon your never-withering banks of flowers:
+ Be not with mortal accidents opprest;
+ No care of yours it is; you know 'tis ours.
+ Whom best I love I cross; to make my gift,
+ The more delay'd, delighted. Be content;
+ Your low-laid son our godhead will uplift:
+ His comforts thrive, his trials well are spent.
+ Our Jovial star reign'd at his birth, and in
+ Our temple was he married. Rise, and fade.
+ He shall be lord of lady Imogen,
+ And happier much by his affliction made.
+ This tablet lay upon his breast, wherein
+ Our pleasure his full fortune doth confine:
+ and so, away: no further with your din
+ Express impatience, lest you stir up mine.
+ Mount, eagle, to my palace crystalline.
+
+ [Ascends]
+
+Sicilius Leonatus He came in thunder; his celestial breath
+ Was sulphurous to smell: the holy eagle
+ Stoop'd as to foot us: his ascension is
+ More sweet than our blest fields: his royal bird
+ Prunes the immortal wing and cloys his beak,
+ As when his god is pleased.
+
+All Thanks, Jupiter!
+
+Sicilius Leonatus The marble pavement closes, he is enter'd
+ His radiant root. Away! and, to be blest,
+ Let us with care perform his great behest.
+
+ [The Apparitions vanish]
+
+Posthumus Leonatus [Waking] Sleep, thou hast been a grandsire, and begot
+ A father to me; and thou hast created
+ A mother and two brothers: but, O scorn!
+ Gone! they went hence so soon as they were born:
+ And so I am awake. Poor wretches that depend
+ On greatness' favour dream as I have done,
+ Wake and find nothing. But, alas, I swerve:
+ Many dream not to find, neither deserve,
+ And yet are steep'd in favours: so am I,
+ That have this golden chance and know not why.
+ What fairies haunt this ground? A book? O rare one!
+ Be not, as is our fangled world, a garment
+ Nobler than that it covers: let thy effects
+ So follow, to be most unlike our courtiers,
+ As good as promise.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'When as a lion's whelp shall, to himself unknown,
+ without seeking find, and be embraced by a piece of
+ tender air; and when from a stately cedar shall be
+ lopped branches, which, being dead many years,
+ shall after revive, be jointed to the old stock and
+ freshly grow; then shall Posthumus end his miseries,
+ Britain be fortunate and flourish in peace and plenty.'
+ 'Tis still a dream, or else such stuff as madmen
+ Tongue and brain not; either both or nothing;
+ Or senseless speaking or a speaking such
+ As sense cannot untie. Be what it is,
+ The action of my life is like it, which
+ I'll keep, if but for sympathy.
+
+ [Re-enter First Gaoler]
+
+First Gaoler Come, sir, are you ready for death?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Over-roasted rather; ready long ago.
+
+First Gaoler Hanging is the word, sir: if
+ you be ready for that, you are well cooked.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS So, if I prove a good repast to the
+ spectators, the dish pays the shot.
+
+First Gaoler A heavy reckoning for you, sir. But the comfort is,
+ you shall be called to no more payments, fear no
+ more tavern-bills; which are often the sadness of
+ parting, as the procuring of mirth: you come in
+ flint for want of meat, depart reeling with too
+ much drink; sorry that you have paid too much, and
+ sorry that you are paid too much; purse and brain
+ both empty; the brain the heavier for being too
+ light, the purse too light, being drawn of
+ heaviness: of this contradiction you shall now be
+ quit. O, the charity of a penny cord! It sums up
+ thousands in a trice: you have no true debitor and
+ creditor but it; of what's past, is, and to come,
+ the discharge: your neck, sir, is pen, book and
+ counters; so the acquittance follows.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS I am merrier to die than thou art to live.
+
+First Gaoler Indeed, sir, he that sleeps feels not the
+ tooth-ache: but a man that were to sleep your
+ sleep, and a hangman to help him to bed, I think he
+ would change places with his officer; for, look you,
+ sir, you know not which way you shall go.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Yes, indeed do I, fellow.
+
+First Gaoler Your death has eyes in 's head then; I have not seen
+ him so pictured: you must either be directed by
+ some that take upon them to know, or do take upon
+ yourself that which I am sure you do not know, or
+ jump the after inquiry on your own peril: and how
+ you shall speed in your journey's end, I think you'll
+ never return to tell one.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS I tell thee, fellow, there are none want eyes to
+ direct them the way I am going, but such as wink and
+ will not use them.
+
+First Gaoler What an infinite mock is this, that a man should
+ have the best use of eyes to see the way of
+ blindness! I am sure hanging's the way of winking.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger Knock off his manacles; bring your prisoner to the king.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Thou bring'st good news; I am called to be made free.
+
+First Gaoler I'll be hang'd then.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Thou shalt be then freer than a gaoler; no bolts for the dead.
+
+ [Exeunt POSTHUMUS LEONATUS and Messenger]
+
+First Gaoler Unless a man would marry a gallows and beget young
+ gibbets, I never saw one so prone. Yet, on my
+ conscience, there are verier knaves desire to live,
+ for all he be a Roman: and there be some of them
+ too that die against their wills; so should I, if I
+ were one. I would we were all of one mind, and one
+ mind good; O, there were desolation of gaolers and
+ gallowses! I speak against my present profit, but
+ my wish hath a preferment in 't.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CYMBELINE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V Cymbeline's tent.
+
+
+ [Enter CYMBELINE, BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, ARVIRAGUS,
+ PISANIO, Lords, Officers, and Attendants]
+
+CYMBELINE Stand by my side, you whom the gods have made
+ Preservers of my throne. Woe is my heart
+ That the poor soldier that so richly fought,
+ Whose rags shamed gilded arms, whose naked breast
+ Stepp'd before larges of proof, cannot be found:
+ He shall be happy that can find him, if
+ Our grace can make him so.
+
+BELARIUS I never saw
+ Such noble fury in so poor a thing;
+ Such precious deeds in one that promises nought
+ But beggary and poor looks.
+
+CYMBELINE No tidings of him?
+
+PISANIO He hath been search'd among the dead and living,
+ But no trace of him.
+
+CYMBELINE To my grief, I am
+ The heir of his reward;
+
+ [To BELARIUS, GUIDERIUS, and ARVIRAGUS]
+
+ which I will add
+ To you, the liver, heart and brain of Britain,
+ By whom I grant she lives. 'Tis now the time
+ To ask of whence you are. Report it.
+
+BELARIUS Sir,
+ In Cambria are we born, and gentlemen:
+ Further to boast were neither true nor modest,
+ Unless I add, we are honest.
+
+CYMBELINE Bow your knees.
+ Arise my knights o' the battle: I create you
+ Companions to our person and will fit you
+ With dignities becoming your estates.
+
+ [Enter CORNELIUS and Ladies]
+
+ There's business in these faces. Why so sadly
+ Greet you our victory? you look like Romans,
+ And not o' the court of Britain.
+
+CORNELIUS Hail, great king!
+ To sour your happiness, I must report
+ The queen is dead.
+
+CYMBELINE Who worse than a physician
+ Would this report become? But I consider,
+ By medicine life may be prolong'd, yet death
+ Will seize the doctor too. How ended she?
+
+CORNELIUS With horror, madly dying, like her life,
+ Which, being cruel to the world, concluded
+ Most cruel to herself. What she confess'd
+ I will report, so please you: these her women
+ Can trip me, if I err; who with wet cheeks
+ Were present when she finish'd.
+
+CYMBELINE Prithee, say.
+
+CORNELIUS First, she confess'd she never loved you, only
+ Affected greatness got by you, not you:
+ Married your royalty, was wife to your place;
+ Abhorr'd your person.
+
+CYMBELINE She alone knew this;
+ And, but she spoke it dying, I would not
+ Believe her lips in opening it. Proceed.
+
+CORNELIUS Your daughter, whom she bore in hand to love
+ With such integrity, she did confess
+ Was as a scorpion to her sight; whose life,
+ But that her flight prevented it, she had
+ Ta'en off by poison.
+
+CYMBELINE O most delicate fiend!
+ Who is 't can read a woman? Is there more?
+
+CORNELIUS More, sir, and worse. She did confess she had
+ For you a mortal mineral; which, being took,
+ Should by the minute feed on life and lingering
+ By inches waste you: in which time she purposed,
+ By watching, weeping, tendance, kissing, to
+ O'ercome you with her show, and in time,
+ When she had fitted you with her craft, to work
+ Her son into the adoption of the crown:
+ But, failing of her end by his strange absence,
+ Grew shameless-desperate; open'd, in despite
+ Of heaven and men, her purposes; repented
+ The evils she hatch'd were not effected; so
+ Despairing died.
+
+CYMBELINE Heard you all this, her women?
+
+First Lady We did, so please your highness.
+
+CYMBELINE Mine eyes
+ Were not in fault, for she was beautiful;
+ Mine ears, that heard her flattery; nor my heart,
+ That thought her like her seeming; it had
+ been vicious
+ To have mistrusted her: yet, O my daughter!
+ That it was folly in me, thou mayst say,
+ And prove it in thy feeling. Heaven mend all!
+
+ [Enter LUCIUS, IACHIMO, the Soothsayer, and other
+ Roman Prisoners, guarded; POSTHUMUS LEONATUS
+ behind, and IMOGEN]
+
+ Thou comest not, Caius, now for tribute that
+ The Britons have razed out, though with the loss
+ Of many a bold one; whose kinsmen have made suit
+ That their good souls may be appeased with slaughter
+ Of you their captives, which ourself have granted:
+ So think of your estate.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Consider, sir, the chance of war: the day
+ Was yours by accident; had it gone with us,
+ We should not, when the blood was cool,
+ have threaten'd
+ Our prisoners with the sword. But since the gods
+ Will have it thus, that nothing but our lives
+ May be call'd ransom, let it come: sufficeth
+ A Roman with a Roman's heart can suffer:
+ Augustus lives to think on't: and so much
+ For my peculiar care. This one thing only
+ I will entreat; my boy, a Briton born,
+ Let him be ransom'd: never master had
+ A page so kind, so duteous, diligent,
+ So tender over his occasions, true,
+ So feat, so nurse-like: let his virtue join
+ With my request, which I make bold your highness
+ Cannot deny; he hath done no Briton harm,
+ Though he have served a Roman: save him, sir,
+ And spare no blood beside.
+
+CYMBELINE I have surely seen him:
+ His favour is familiar to me. Boy,
+ Thou hast look'd thyself into my grace,
+ And art mine own. I know not why, wherefore,
+ To say 'live, boy:' ne'er thank thy master; live:
+ And ask of Cymbeline what boon thou wilt,
+ Fitting my bounty and thy state, I'll give it;
+ Yea, though thou do demand a prisoner,
+ The noblest ta'en.
+
+IMOGEN I humbly thank your highness.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS I do not bid thee beg my life, good lad;
+ And yet I know thou wilt.
+
+IMOGEN No, no: alack,
+ There's other work in hand: I see a thing
+ Bitter to me as death: your life, good master,
+ Must shuffle for itself.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS The boy disdains me,
+ He leaves me, scorns me: briefly die their joys
+ That place them on the truth of girls and boys.
+ Why stands he so perplex'd?
+
+CYMBELINE What wouldst thou, boy?
+ I love thee more and more: think more and more
+ What's best to ask. Know'st him thou look'st on? speak,
+ Wilt have him live? Is he thy kin? thy friend?
+
+IMOGEN He is a Roman; no more kin to me
+ Than I to your highness; who, being born your vassal,
+ Am something nearer.
+
+CYMBELINE Wherefore eyest him so?
+
+IMOGEN I'll tell you, sir, in private, if you please
+ To give me hearing.
+
+CYMBELINE Ay, with all my heart,
+ And lend my best attention. What's thy name?
+
+IMOGEN Fidele, sir.
+
+CYMBELINE Thou'rt my good youth, my page;
+ I'll be thy master: walk with me; speak freely.
+
+ [CYMBELINE and IMOGEN converse apart]
+
+BELARIUS Is not this boy revived from death?
+
+ARVIRAGUS One sand another
+ Not more resembles that sweet rosy lad
+ Who died, and was Fidele. What think you?
+
+GUIDERIUS The same dead thing alive.
+
+BELARIUS Peace, peace! see further; he eyes us not; forbear;
+ Creatures may be alike: were 't he, I am sure
+ He would have spoke to us.
+
+GUIDERIUS But we saw him dead.
+
+BELARIUS Be silent; let's see further.
+
+PISANIO [Aside] It is my mistress:
+ Since she is living, let the time run on
+ To good or bad.
+
+ [CYMBELINE and IMOGEN come forward]
+
+CYMBELINE Come, stand thou by our side;
+ Make thy demand aloud.
+
+ [To IACHIMO]
+ Sir, step you forth;
+ Give answer to this boy, and do it freely;
+ Or, by our greatness and the grace of it,
+ Which is our honour, bitter torture shall
+ Winnow the truth from falsehood. On, speak to him.
+
+IMOGEN My boon is, that this gentleman may render
+ Of whom he had this ring.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS [Aside] What's that to him?
+
+CYMBELINE That diamond upon your finger, say
+ How came it yours?
+
+IACHIMO Thou'lt torture me to leave unspoken that
+ Which, to be spoke, would torture thee.
+
+CYMBELINE How! me?
+
+IACHIMO I am glad to be constrain'd to utter that
+ Which torments me to conceal. By villany
+ I got this ring: 'twas Leonatus' jewel;
+ Whom thou didst banish; and--which more may
+ grieve thee,
+ As it doth me--a nobler sir ne'er lived
+ 'Twixt sky and ground. Wilt thou hear more, my lord?
+
+CYMBELINE All that belongs to this.
+
+IACHIMO That paragon, thy daughter,--
+ For whom my heart drops blood, and my false spirits
+ Quail to remember--Give me leave; I faint.
+
+CYMBELINE My daughter! what of her? Renew thy strength:
+ I had rather thou shouldst live while nature will
+ Than die ere I hear more: strive, man, and speak.
+
+IACHIMO Upon a time,--unhappy was the clock
+ That struck the hour!--it was in Rome,--accursed
+ The mansion where!--'twas at a feast,--O, would
+ Our viands had been poison'd, or at least
+ Those which I heaved to head!--the good Posthumus--
+ What should I say? he was too good to be
+ Where ill men were; and was the best of all
+ Amongst the rarest of good ones,--sitting sadly,
+ Hearing us praise our loves of Italy
+ For beauty that made barren the swell'd boast
+ Of him that best could speak, for feature, laming
+ The shrine of Venus, or straight-pight Minerva.
+ Postures beyond brief nature, for condition,
+ A shop of all the qualities that man
+ Loves woman for, besides that hook of wiving,
+ Fairness which strikes the eye--
+
+CYMBELINE I stand on fire:
+ Come to the matter.
+
+IACHIMO All too soon I shall,
+ Unless thou wouldst grieve quickly. This Posthumus,
+ Most like a noble lord in love and one
+ That had a royal lover, took his hint;
+ And, not dispraising whom we praised,--therein
+ He was as calm as virtue--he began
+ His mistress' picture; which by his tongue
+ being made,
+ And then a mind put in't, either our brags
+ Were crack'd of kitchen-trolls, or his description
+ Proved us unspeaking sots.
+
+CYMBELINE Nay, nay, to the purpose.
+
+IACHIMO Your daughter's chastity--there it begins.
+ He spake of her, as Dian had hot dreams,
+ And she alone were cold: whereat I, wretch,
+ Made scruple of his praise; and wager'd with him
+ Pieces of gold 'gainst this which then he wore
+ Upon his honour'd finger, to attain
+ In suit the place of's bed and win this ring
+ By hers and mine adultery. He, true knight,
+ No lesser of her honour confident
+ Than I did truly find her, stakes this ring;
+ And would so, had it been a carbuncle
+ Of Phoebus' wheel, and might so safely, had it
+ Been all the worth of's car. Away to Britain
+ Post I in this design: well may you, sir,
+ Remember me at court; where I was taught
+ Of your chaste daughter the wide difference
+ 'Twixt amorous and villanous. Being thus quench'd
+ Of hope, not longing, mine Italian brain
+ 'Gan in your duller Britain operate
+ Most vilely; for my vantage, excellent:
+ And, to be brief, my practise so prevail'd,
+ That I return'd with simular proof enough
+ To make the noble Leonatus mad,
+ By wounding his belief in her renown
+ With tokens thus, and thus; averting notes
+ Of chamber-hanging, pictures, this her bracelet,--
+ O cunning, how I got it!--nay, some marks
+ Of secret on her person, that he could not
+ But think her bond of chastity quite crack'd,
+ I having ta'en the forfeit. Whereupon--
+ Methinks, I see him now--
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS [Advancing] Ay, so thou dost,
+ Italian fiend! Ay me, most credulous fool,
+ Egregious murderer, thief, any thing
+ That's due to all the villains past, in being,
+ To come! O, give me cord, or knife, or poison,
+ Some upright justicer! Thou, king, send out
+ For torturers ingenious: it is I
+ That all the abhorred things o' the earth amend
+ By being worse than they. I am Posthumus,
+ That kill'd thy daughter:--villain-like, I lie--
+ That caused a lesser villain than myself,
+ A sacrilegious thief, to do't: the temple
+ Of virtue was she; yea, and she herself.
+ Spit, and throw stones, cast mire upon me, set
+ The dogs o' the street to bay me: every villain
+ Be call'd Posthumus Leonitus; and
+ Be villany less than 'twas! O Imogen!
+ My queen, my life, my wife! O Imogen,
+ Imogen, Imogen!
+
+IMOGEN Peace, my lord; hear, hear--
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Shall's have a play of this? Thou scornful page,
+ There lie thy part.
+
+ [Striking her: she falls]
+
+PISANIO O, gentlemen, help!
+ Mine and your mistress! O, my lord Posthumus!
+ You ne'er kill'd Imogen til now. Help, help!
+ Mine honour'd lady!
+
+CYMBELINE Does the world go round?
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS How come these staggers on me?
+
+PISANIO Wake, my mistress!
+
+CYMBELINE If this be so, the gods do mean to strike me
+ To death with mortal joy.
+
+PISANIO How fares thy mistress?
+
+IMOGEN O, get thee from my sight;
+ Thou gavest me poison: dangerous fellow, hence!
+ Breathe not where princes are.
+
+CYMBELINE The tune of Imogen!
+
+PISANIO Lady,
+ The gods throw stones of sulphur on me, if
+ That box I gave you was not thought by me
+ A precious thing: I had it from the queen.
+
+CYMBELINE New matter still?
+
+IMOGEN It poison'd me.
+
+CORNELIUS O gods!
+ I left out one thing which the queen confess'd.
+ Which must approve thee honest: 'If Pisanio
+ Have,' said she, 'given his mistress that confection
+ Which I gave him for cordial, she is served
+ As I would serve a rat.'
+
+CYMBELINE What's this, Comelius?
+
+CORNELIUS The queen, sir, very oft importuned me
+ To temper poisons for her, still pretending
+ The satisfaction of her knowledge only
+ In killing creatures vile, as cats and dogs,
+ Of no esteem: I, dreading that her purpose
+ Was of more danger, did compound for her
+ A certain stuff, which, being ta'en, would cease
+ The present power of life, but in short time
+ All offices of nature should again
+ Do their due functions. Have you ta'en of it?
+
+IMOGEN Most like I did, for I was dead.
+
+BELARIUS My boys,
+ There was our error.
+
+GUIDERIUS This is, sure, Fidele.
+
+IMOGEN Why did you throw your wedded lady from you?
+ Think that you are upon a rock; and now
+ Throw me again.
+
+ [Embracing him]
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Hang there like a fruit, my soul,
+ Till the tree die!
+
+CYMBELINE How now, my flesh, my child!
+ What, makest thou me a dullard in this act?
+ Wilt thou not speak to me?
+
+IMOGEN [Kneeling] Your blessing, sir.
+
+BELARIUS [To GUIDERIUS and ARVIRAGUS] Though you did love
+ this youth, I blame ye not:
+ You had a motive for't.
+
+CYMBELINE My tears that fall
+ Prove holy water on thee! Imogen,
+ Thy mother's dead.
+
+IMOGEN I am sorry for't, my lord.
+
+CYMBELINE O, she was nought; and long of her it was
+ That we meet here so strangely: but her son
+ Is gone, we know not how nor where.
+
+PISANIO My lord,
+ Now fear is from me, I'll speak troth. Lord Cloten,
+ Upon my lady's missing, came to me
+ With his sword drawn; foam'd at the mouth, and swore,
+ If I discover'd not which way she was gone,
+ It was my instant death. By accident,
+ had a feigned letter of my master's
+ Then in my pocket; which directed him
+ To seek her on the mountains near to Milford;
+ Where, in a frenzy, in my master's garments,
+ Which he enforced from me, away he posts
+ With unchaste purpose and with oath to violate
+ My lady's honour: what became of him
+ I further know not.
+
+GUIDERIUS Let me end the story:
+ I slew him there.
+
+CYMBELINE Marry, the gods forfend!
+ I would not thy good deeds should from my lips
+ Pluck a bard sentence: prithee, valiant youth,
+ Deny't again.
+
+GUIDERIUS I have spoke it, and I did it.
+
+CYMBELINE He was a prince.
+
+GUIDERIUS A most incivil one: the wrongs he did me
+ Were nothing prince-like; for he did provoke me
+ With language that would make me spurn the sea,
+ If it could so roar to me: I cut off's head;
+ And am right glad he is not standing here
+ To tell this tale of mine.
+
+CYMBELINE I am sorry for thee:
+ By thine own tongue thou art condemn'd, and must
+ Endure our law: thou'rt dead.
+
+IMOGEN That headless man
+ I thought had been my lord.
+
+CYMBELINE Bind the offender,
+ And take him from our presence.
+
+BELARIUS Stay, sir king:
+ This man is better than the man he slew,
+ As well descended as thyself; and hath
+ More of thee merited than a band of Clotens
+ Had ever scar for.
+
+ [To the Guard]
+
+ Let his arms alone;
+ They were not born for bondage.
+
+CYMBELINE Why, old soldier,
+ Wilt thou undo the worth thou art unpaid for,
+ By tasting of our wrath? How of descent
+ As good as we?
+
+ARVIRAGUS In that he spake too far.
+
+CYMBELINE And thou shalt die for't.
+
+BELARIUS We will die all three:
+ But I will prove that two on's are as good
+ As I have given out him. My sons, I must,
+ For mine own part, unfold a dangerous speech,
+ Though, haply, well for you.
+
+ARVIRAGUS Your danger's ours.
+
+GUIDERIUS And our good his.
+
+BELARIUS Have at it then, by leave.
+ Thou hadst, great king, a subject who
+ Was call'd Belarius.
+
+CYMBELINE What of him? he is
+ A banish'd traitor.
+
+BELARIUS He it is that hath
+ Assumed this age; indeed a banish'd man;
+ I know not how a traitor.
+
+CYMBELINE Take him hence:
+ The whole world shall not save him.
+
+BELARIUS Not too hot:
+ First pay me for the nursing of thy sons;
+ And let it be confiscate all, so soon
+ As I have received it.
+
+CYMBELINE Nursing of my sons!
+
+BELARIUS I am too blunt and saucy: here's my knee:
+ Ere I arise, I will prefer my sons;
+ Then spare not the old father. Mighty sir,
+ These two young gentlemen, that call me father
+ And think they are my sons, are none of mine;
+ They are the issue of your loins, my liege,
+ And blood of your begetting.
+
+CYMBELINE How! my issue!
+
+BELARIUS So sure as you your father's. I, old Morgan,
+ Am that Belarius whom you sometime banish'd:
+ Your pleasure was my mere offence, my punishment
+ Itself, and all my treason; that I suffer'd
+ Was all the harm I did. These gentle princes--
+ For such and so they are--these twenty years
+ Have I train'd up: those arts they have as I
+ Could put into them; my breeding was, sir, as
+ Your highness knows. Their nurse, Euriphile,
+ Whom for the theft I wedded, stole these children
+ Upon my banishment: I moved her to't,
+ Having received the punishment before,
+ For that which I did then: beaten for loyalty
+ Excited me to treason: their dear loss,
+ The more of you 'twas felt, the more it shaped
+ Unto my end of stealing them. But, gracious sir,
+ Here are your sons again; and I must lose
+ Two of the sweet'st companions in the world.
+ The benediction of these covering heavens
+ Fall on their heads like dew! for they are worthy
+ To inlay heaven with stars.
+
+CYMBELINE Thou weep'st, and speak'st.
+ The service that you three have done is more
+ Unlike than this thou tell'st. I lost my children:
+ If these be they, I know not how to wish
+ A pair of worthier sons.
+
+BELARIUS Be pleased awhile.
+ This gentleman, whom I call Polydore,
+ Most worthy prince, as yours, is true Guiderius:
+ This gentleman, my Cadwal, Arviragus,
+ Your younger princely son; he, sir, was lapp'd
+ In a most curious mantle, wrought by the hand
+ Of his queen mother, which for more probation
+ I can with ease produce.
+
+CYMBELINE Guiderius had
+ Upon his neck a mole, a sanguine star;
+ It was a mark of wonder.
+
+BELARIUS This is he;
+ Who hath upon him still that natural stamp:
+ It was wise nature's end in the donation,
+ To be his evidence now.
+
+CYMBELINE O, what, am I
+ A mother to the birth of three? Ne'er mother
+ Rejoiced deliverance more. Blest pray you be,
+ That, after this strange starting from your orbs,
+ may reign in them now! O Imogen,
+ Thou hast lost by this a kingdom.
+
+IMOGEN No, my lord;
+ I have got two worlds by 't. O my gentle brothers,
+ Have we thus met? O, never say hereafter
+ But I am truest speaker you call'd me brother,
+ When I was but your sister; I you brothers,
+ When ye were so indeed.
+
+CYMBELINE Did you e'er meet?
+
+ARVIRAGUS Ay, my good lord.
+
+GUIDERIUS And at first meeting loved;
+ Continued so, until we thought he died.
+
+CORNELIUS By the queen's dram she swallow'd.
+
+CYMBELINE O rare instinct!
+ When shall I hear all through? This fierce
+ abridgement
+ Hath to it circumstantial branches, which
+ Distinction should be rich in. Where? how lived You?
+ And when came you to serve our Roman captive?
+ How parted with your brothers? how first met them?
+ Why fled you from the court? and whither? These,
+ And your three motives to the battle, with
+ I know not how much more, should be demanded;
+ And all the other by-dependencies,
+ From chance to chance: but nor the time nor place
+ Will serve our long inter'gatories. See,
+ Posthumus anchors upon Imogen,
+ And she, like harmless lightning, throws her eye
+ On him, her brother, me, her master, hitting
+ Each object with a joy: the counterchange
+ Is severally in all. Let's quit this ground,
+ And smoke the temple with our sacrifices.
+
+ [To BELARIUS]
+
+ Thou art my brother; so we'll hold thee ever.
+
+IMOGEN You are my father too, and did relieve me,
+ To see this gracious season.
+
+CYMBELINE All o'erjoy'd,
+ Save these in bonds: let them be joyful too,
+ For they shall taste our comfort.
+
+IMOGEN My good master,
+ I will yet do you service.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Happy be you!
+
+CYMBELINE The forlorn soldier, that so nobly fought,
+ He would have well becomed this place, and graced
+ The thankings of a king.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS I am, sir,
+ The soldier that did company these three
+ In poor beseeming; 'twas a fitment for
+ The purpose I then follow'd. That I was he,
+ Speak, Iachimo: I had you down and might
+ Have made you finish.
+
+IACHIMO [Kneeling] I am down again:
+ But now my heavy conscience sinks my knee,
+ As then your force did. Take that life, beseech you,
+ Which I so often owe: but your ring first;
+ And here the bracelet of the truest princess
+ That ever swore her faith.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Kneel not to me:
+ The power that I have on you is, to spare you;
+ The malice towards you to forgive you: live,
+ And deal with others better.
+
+CYMBELINE Nobly doom'd!
+ We'll learn our freeness of a son-in-law;
+ Pardon's the word to all.
+
+ARVIRAGUS You holp us, sir,
+ As you did mean indeed to be our brother;
+ Joy'd are we that you are.
+
+POSTHUMUS LEONATUS Your servant, princes. Good my lord of Rome,
+ Call forth your soothsayer: as I slept, methought
+ Great Jupiter, upon his eagle back'd,
+ Appear'd to me, with other spritely shows
+ Of mine own kindred: when I waked, I found
+ This label on my bosom; whose containing
+ Is so from sense in hardness, that I can
+ Make no collection of it: let him show
+ His skill in the construction.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Philarmonus!
+
+Soothsayer Here, my good lord.
+
+CAIUS LUCIUS Read, and declare the meaning.
+
+Soothsayer [Reads] 'When as a lion's whelp shall, to himself
+ unknown, without seeking find, and be embraced by a
+ piece of tender air; and when from a stately cedar
+ shall be lopped branches, which, being dead many
+ years, shall after revive, be jointed to the old
+ stock, and freshly grow; then shall Posthumus end
+ his miseries, Britain be fortunate and flourish in
+ peace and plenty.'
+ Thou, Leonatus, art the lion's whelp;
+ The fit and apt construction of thy name,
+ Being Leonatus, doth import so much.
+
+ [To CYMBELINE]
+
+ The piece of tender air, thy virtuous daughter,
+ Which we call 'mollis aer;' and 'mollis aer'
+ We term it 'mulier:' which 'mulier' I divine
+ Is this most constant wife; who, even now,
+ Answering the letter of the oracle,
+ Unknown to you, unsought, were clipp'd about
+ With this most tender air.
+
+CYMBELINE This hath some seeming.
+
+Soothsayer The lofty cedar, royal Cymbeline,
+ Personates thee: and thy lopp'd branches point
+ Thy two sons forth; who, by Belarius stol'n,
+ For many years thought dead, are now revived,
+ To the majestic cedar join'd, whose issue
+ Promises Britain peace and plenty.
+
+CYMBELINE Well
+ My peace we will begin. And, Caius Lucius,
+ Although the victor, we submit to Caesar,
+ And to the Roman empire; promising
+ To pay our wonted tribute, from the which
+ We were dissuaded by our wicked queen;
+ Whom heavens, in justice, both on her and hers,
+ Have laid most heavy hand.
+
+Soothsayer The fingers of the powers above do tune
+ The harmony of this peace. The vision
+ Which I made known to Lucius, ere the stroke
+ Of this yet scarce-cold battle, at this instant
+ Is full accomplish'd; for the Roman eagle,
+ From south to west on wing soaring aloft,
+ Lessen'd herself, and in the beams o' the sun
+ So vanish'd: which foreshow'd our princely eagle,
+ The imperial Caesar, should again unite
+ His favour with the radiant Cymbeline,
+ Which shines here in the west.
+
+CYMBELINE Laud we the gods;
+ And let our crooked smokes climb to their nostrils
+ From our blest altars. Publish we this peace
+ To all our subjects. Set we forward: let
+ A Roman and a British ensign wave
+ Friendly together: so through Lud's-town march:
+ And in the temple of great Jupiter
+ Our peace we'll ratify; seal it with feasts.
+ Set on there! Never was a war did cease,
+ Ere bloody hands were wash'd, with such a peace.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ LOVE'S LABOUR'S LOST
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+FERDINAND king of Navarre.
+
+
+BIRON |
+ |
+LONGAVILLE | lords attending on the King.
+ |
+DUMAIN |
+
+
+BOYET |
+ | lords attending on the Princess of France.
+MERCADE |
+
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO a fantastical Spaniard.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL a curate.
+
+HOLOFERNES a schoolmaster.
+
+DULL a constable.
+
+COSTARD a clown.
+
+MOTH page to Armado.
+
+ A Forester.
+
+ The PRINCESS of France: (PRINCESS:)
+
+
+ROSALINE |
+ |
+MARIA | ladies attending on the Princess.
+ |
+KATHARINE |
+
+
+JAQUENETTA a country wench.
+
+ Lords, Attendants, &c.
+ (First Lord:)
+
+
+SCENE Navarre.
+
+
+
+
+ LOVE'S LABOURS LOST
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I The king of Navarre's park.
+
+
+ [Enter FERDINAND king of Navarre, BIRON, LONGAVILLE
+ and DUMAIN]
+
+FERDINAND Let fame, that all hunt after in their lives,
+ Live register'd upon our brazen tombs
+ And then grace us in the disgrace of death;
+ When, spite of cormorant devouring Time,
+ The endeavor of this present breath may buy
+ That honour which shall bate his scythe's keen edge
+ And make us heirs of all eternity.
+ Therefore, brave conquerors,--for so you are,
+ That war against your own affections
+ And the huge army of the world's desires,--
+ Our late edict shall strongly stand in force:
+ Navarre shall be the wonder of the world;
+ Our court shall be a little Academe,
+ Still and contemplative in living art.
+ You three, Biron, Dumain, and Longaville,
+ Have sworn for three years' term to live with me
+ My fellow-scholars, and to keep those statutes
+ That are recorded in this schedule here:
+ Your oaths are pass'd; and now subscribe your names,
+ That his own hand may strike his honour down
+ That violates the smallest branch herein:
+ If you are arm'd to do as sworn to do,
+ Subscribe to your deep oaths, and keep it too.
+
+LONGAVILLE I am resolved; 'tis but a three years' fast:
+ The mind shall banquet, though the body pine:
+ Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits
+ Make rich the ribs, but bankrupt quite the wits.
+
+DUMAIN My loving lord, Dumain is mortified:
+ The grosser manner of these world's delights
+ He throws upon the gross world's baser slaves:
+ To love, to wealth, to pomp, I pine and die;
+ With all these living in philosophy.
+
+BIRON I can but say their protestation over;
+ So much, dear liege, I have already sworn,
+ That is, to live and study here three years.
+ But there are other strict observances;
+ As, not to see a woman in that term,
+ Which I hope well is not enrolled there;
+ And one day in a week to touch no food
+ And but one meal on every day beside,
+ The which I hope is not enrolled there;
+ And then, to sleep but three hours in the night,
+ And not be seen to wink of all the day--
+ When I was wont to think no harm all night
+ And make a dark night too of half the day--
+ Which I hope well is not enrolled there:
+ O, these are barren tasks, too hard to keep,
+ Not to see ladies, study, fast, not sleep!
+
+FERDINAND Your oath is pass'd to pass away from these.
+
+BIRON Let me say no, my liege, an if you please:
+ I only swore to study with your grace
+ And stay here in your court for three years' space.
+
+LONGAVILLE You swore to that, Biron, and to the rest.
+
+BIRON By yea and nay, sir, then I swore in jest.
+ What is the end of study? let me know.
+
+FERDINAND Why, that to know, which else we should not know.
+
+BIRON Things hid and barr'd, you mean, from common sense?
+
+FERDINAND Ay, that is study's godlike recompense.
+
+BIRON Come on, then; I will swear to study so,
+ To know the thing I am forbid to know:
+ As thus,--to study where I well may dine,
+ When I to feast expressly am forbid;
+ Or study where to meet some mistress fine,
+ When mistresses from common sense are hid;
+ Or, having sworn too hard a keeping oath,
+ Study to break it and not break my troth.
+ If study's gain be thus and this be so,
+ Study knows that which yet it doth not know:
+ Swear me to this, and I will ne'er say no.
+
+FERDINAND These be the stops that hinder study quite
+ And train our intellects to vain delight.
+
+BIRON Why, all delights are vain; but that most vain,
+ Which with pain purchased doth inherit pain:
+ As, painfully to pore upon a book
+ To seek the light of truth; while truth the while
+ Doth falsely blind the eyesight of his look:
+ Light seeking light doth light of light beguile:
+ So, ere you find where light in darkness lies,
+ Your light grows dark by losing of your eyes.
+ Study me how to please the eye indeed
+ By fixing it upon a fairer eye,
+ Who dazzling so, that eye shall be his heed
+ And give him light that it was blinded by.
+ Study is like the heaven's glorious sun
+ That will not be deep-search'd with saucy looks:
+ Small have continual plodders ever won
+ Save base authority from others' books
+ These earthly godfathers of heaven's lights
+ That give a name to every fixed star
+ Have no more profit of their shining nights
+ Than those that walk and wot not what they are.
+ Too much to know is to know nought but fame;
+ And every godfather can give a name.
+
+FERDINAND How well he's read, to reason against reading!
+
+DUMAIN Proceeded well, to stop all good proceeding!
+
+LONGAVILLE He weeds the corn and still lets grow the weeding.
+
+BIRON The spring is near when green geese are a-breeding.
+
+DUMAIN How follows that?
+
+BIRON Fit in his place and time.
+
+DUMAIN In reason nothing.
+
+BIRON Something then in rhyme.
+
+FERDINAND Biron is like an envious sneaping frost,
+ That bites the first-born infants of the spring.
+
+BIRON Well, say I am; why should proud summer boast
+ Before the birds have any cause to sing?
+ Why should I joy in any abortive birth?
+ At Christmas I no more desire a rose
+ Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth;
+ But like of each thing that in season grows.
+ So you, to study now it is too late,
+ Climb o'er the house to unlock the little gate.
+
+FERDINAND Well, sit you out: go home, Biron: adieu.
+
+BIRON No, my good lord; I have sworn to stay with you:
+ And though I have for barbarism spoke more
+ Than for that angel knowledge you can say,
+ Yet confident I'll keep what I have swore
+ And bide the penance of each three years' day.
+ Give me the paper; let me read the same;
+ And to the strict'st decrees I'll write my name.
+
+FERDINAND How well this yielding rescues thee from shame!
+
+BIRON [Reads] 'Item, That no woman shall come within a
+ mile of my court:' Hath this been proclaimed?
+
+LONGAVILLE Four days ago.
+
+BIRON Let's see the penalty.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'On pain of losing her tongue.' Who devised this penalty?
+
+LONGAVILLE Marry, that did I.
+
+BIRON Sweet lord, and why?
+
+LONGAVILLE To fright them hence with that dread penalty.
+
+BIRON A dangerous law against gentility!
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'Item, If any man be seen to talk with a woman
+ within the term of three years, he shall endure such
+ public shame as the rest of the court can possibly devise.'
+ This article, my liege, yourself must break;
+ For well you know here comes in embassy
+ The French king's daughter with yourself to speak--
+ A maid of grace and complete majesty--
+ About surrender up of Aquitaine
+ To her decrepit, sick and bedrid father:
+ Therefore this article is made in vain,
+ Or vainly comes the admired princess hither.
+
+FERDINAND What say you, lords? Why, this was quite forgot.
+
+BIRON So study evermore is overshot:
+ While it doth study to have what it would
+ It doth forget to do the thing it should,
+ And when it hath the thing it hunteth most,
+ 'Tis won as towns with fire, so won, so lost.
+
+FERDINAND We must of force dispense with this decree;
+ She must lie here on mere necessity.
+
+BIRON Necessity will make us all forsworn
+ Three thousand times within this three years' space;
+ For every man with his affects is born,
+ Not by might master'd but by special grace:
+ If I break faith, this word shall speak for me;
+ I am forsworn on 'mere necessity.'
+ So to the laws at large I write my name:
+
+ [Subscribes]
+
+ And he that breaks them in the least degree
+ Stands in attainder of eternal shame:
+ Suggestions are to other as to me;
+ But I believe, although I seem so loath,
+ I am the last that will last keep his oath.
+ But is there no quick recreation granted?
+
+FERDINAND Ay, that there is. Our court, you know, is haunted
+ With a refined traveller of Spain;
+ A man in all the world's new fashion planted,
+ That hath a mint of phrases in his brain;
+ One whom the music of his own vain tongue
+ Doth ravish like enchanting harmony;
+ A man of complements, whom right and wrong
+ Have chose as umpire of their mutiny:
+ This child of fancy, that Armado hight,
+ For interim to our studies shall relate
+ In high-born words the worth of many a knight
+ From tawny Spain lost in the world's debate.
+ How you delight, my lords, I know not, I;
+ But, I protest, I love to hear him lie
+ And I will use him for my minstrelsy.
+
+BIRON Armado is a most illustrious wight,
+ A man of fire-new words, fashion's own knight.
+
+LONGAVILLE Costard the swain and he shall be our sport;
+ And so to study, three years is but short.
+
+ [Enter DULL with a letter, and COSTARD]
+
+DULL Which is the duke's own person?
+
+BIRON This, fellow: what wouldst?
+
+DULL I myself reprehend his own person, for I am his
+ grace's tharborough: but I would see his own person
+ in flesh and blood.
+
+BIRON This is he.
+
+DULL Signior Arme--Arme--commends you. There's villany
+ abroad: this letter will tell you more.
+
+COSTARD Sir, the contempts thereof are as touching me.
+
+FERDINAND A letter from the magnificent Armado.
+
+BIRON How low soever the matter, I hope in God for high words.
+
+LONGAVILLE A high hope for a low heaven: God grant us patience!
+
+BIRON To hear? or forbear laughing?
+
+LONGAVILLE To hear meekly, sir, and to laugh moderately; or to
+ forbear both.
+
+BIRON Well, sir, be it as the style shall give us cause to
+ climb in the merriness.
+
+COSTARD The matter is to me, sir, as concerning Jaquenetta.
+ The manner of it is, I was taken with the manner.
+
+BIRON In what manner?
+
+COSTARD In manner and form following, sir; all those three:
+ I was seen with her in the manor-house, sitting with
+ her upon the form, and taken following her into the
+ park; which, put together, is in manner and form
+ following. Now, sir, for the manner,--it is the
+ manner of a man to speak to a woman: for the form,--
+ in some form.
+
+BIRON For the following, sir?
+
+COSTARD As it shall follow in my correction: and God defend
+ the right!
+
+FERDINAND Will you hear this letter with attention?
+
+BIRON As we would hear an oracle.
+
+COSTARD Such is the simplicity of man to hearken after the flesh.
+
+FERDINAND [Reads] 'Great deputy, the welkin's vicegerent and
+ sole dominator of Navarre, my soul's earth's god,
+ and body's fostering patron.'
+
+COSTARD Not a word of Costard yet.
+
+FERDINAND [Reads] 'So it is,'--
+
+COSTARD It may be so: but if he say it is so, he is, in
+ telling true, but so.
+
+FERDINAND Peace!
+
+COSTARD Be to me and every man that dares not fight!
+
+FERDINAND No words!
+
+COSTARD Of other men's secrets, I beseech you.
+
+FERDINAND [Reads] 'So it is, besieged with sable-coloured
+ melancholy, I did commend the black-oppressing humour
+ to the most wholesome physic of thy health-giving
+ air; and, as I am a gentleman, betook myself to
+ walk. The time when. About the sixth hour; when
+ beasts most graze, birds best peck, and men sit down
+ to that nourishment which is called supper: so much
+ for the time when. Now for the ground which; which,
+ I mean, I walked upon: it is y-cleped thy park. Then
+ for the place where; where, I mean, I did encounter
+ that obscene and preposterous event, that draweth
+ from my snow-white pen the ebon-coloured ink, which
+ here thou viewest, beholdest, surveyest, or seest;
+ but to the place where; it standeth north-north-east
+ and by east from the west corner of thy curious-
+ knotted garden: there did I see that low-spirited
+ swain, that base minnow of thy mirth,'--
+
+COSTARD Me?
+
+FERDINAND [Reads] 'that unlettered small-knowing soul,'--
+
+COSTARD Me?
+
+FERDINAND [Reads] 'that shallow vassal,'--
+
+COSTARD Still me?
+
+FERDINAND [Reads] 'which, as I remember, hight Costard,'--
+
+COSTARD O, me!
+
+FERDINAND [Reads] 'sorted and consorted, contrary to thy
+ established proclaimed edict and continent canon,
+ which with,--O, with--but with this I passion to say
+ wherewith,--
+
+COSTARD With a wench.
+
+FERDINAND [Reads] 'with a child of our grandmother Eve, a
+ female; or, for thy more sweet understanding, a
+ woman. Him I, as my ever-esteemed duty pricks me on,
+ have sent to thee, to receive the meed of
+ punishment, by thy sweet grace's officer, Anthony
+ Dull; a man of good repute, carriage, bearing, and
+ estimation.'
+
+DULL 'Me, an't shall please you; I am Anthony Dull.
+
+FERDINAND [Reads] 'For Jaquenetta,--so is the weaker vessel
+ called which I apprehended with the aforesaid
+ swain,--I keep her as a vessel of the law's fury;
+ and shall, at the least of thy sweet notice, bring
+ her to trial. Thine, in all compliments of devoted
+ and heart-burning heat of duty.
+ DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO.'
+
+BIRON This is not so well as I looked for, but the best
+ that ever I heard.
+
+FERDINAND Ay, the best for the worst. But, sirrah, what say
+ you to this?
+
+COSTARD Sir, I confess the wench.
+
+FERDINAND Did you hear the proclamation?
+
+COSTARD I do confess much of the hearing it but little of
+ the marking of it.
+
+FERDINAND It was proclaimed a year's imprisonment, to be taken
+ with a wench.
+
+COSTARD I was taken with none, sir: I was taken with a damsel.
+
+FERDINAND Well, it was proclaimed 'damsel.'
+
+COSTARD This was no damsel, neither, sir; she was a virgin.
+
+FERDINAND It is so varied, too; for it was proclaimed 'virgin.'
+
+COSTARD If it were, I deny her virginity: I was taken with a maid.
+
+FERDINAND This maid will not serve your turn, sir.
+
+COSTARD This maid will serve my turn, sir.
+
+FERDINAND Sir, I will pronounce your sentence: you shall fast
+ a week with bran and water.
+
+COSTARD I had rather pray a month with mutton and porridge.
+
+FERDINAND And Don Armado shall be your keeper.
+ My Lord Biron, see him deliver'd o'er:
+ And go we, lords, to put in practise that
+ Which each to other hath so strongly sworn.
+
+ [Exeunt FERDINAND, LONGAVILLE, and DUMAIN]
+
+BIRON I'll lay my head to any good man's hat,
+ These oaths and laws will prove an idle scorn.
+ Sirrah, come on.
+
+COSTARD I suffer for the truth, sir; for true it is, I was
+ taken with Jaquenetta, and Jaquenetta is a true
+ girl; and therefore welcome the sour cup of
+ prosperity! Affliction may one day smile again; and
+ till then, sit thee down, sorrow!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ LOVE'S LABOURS LOST
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same.
+
+
+ [Enter DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO and MOTH]
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Boy, what sign is it when a man of great spirit
+ grows melancholy?
+
+MOTH A great sign, sir, that he will look sad.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Why, sadness is one and the self-same thing, dear imp.
+
+MOTH No, no; O Lord, sir, no.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO How canst thou part sadness and melancholy, my
+ tender juvenal?
+
+MOTH By a familiar demonstration of the working, my tough senior.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Why tough senior? why tough senior?
+
+MOTH Why tender juvenal? why tender juvenal?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I spoke it, tender juvenal, as a congruent epitheton
+ appertaining to thy young days, which we may
+ nominate tender.
+
+MOTH And I, tough senior, as an appertinent title to your
+ old time, which we may name tough.
+
+DON ADRIANO DE
+ARMADO Pretty and apt.
+
+MOTH How mean you, sir? I pretty, and my saying apt? or
+ I apt, and my saying pretty?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Thou pretty, because little.
+
+MOTH Little pretty, because little. Wherefore apt?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO And therefore apt, because quick.
+
+MOTH Speak you this in my praise, master?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO In thy condign praise.
+
+MOTH I will praise an eel with the same praise.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO What, that an eel is ingenious?
+
+MOTH That an eel is quick.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I do say thou art quick in answers: thou heatest my blood.
+
+MOTH I am answered, sir.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I love not to be crossed.
+
+MOTH [Aside] He speaks the mere contrary; crosses love not him.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I have promised to study three years with the duke.
+
+MOTH You may do it in an hour, sir.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Impossible.
+
+MOTH How many is one thrice told?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I am ill at reckoning; it fitteth the spirit of a tapster.
+
+MOTH You are a gentleman and a gamester, sir.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I confess both: they are both the varnish of a
+ complete man.
+
+MOTH Then, I am sure, you know how much the gross sum of
+ deuce-ace amounts to.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO It doth amount to one more than two.
+
+MOTH Which the base vulgar do call three.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO True.
+
+MOTH Why, sir, is this such a piece of study? Now here
+ is three studied, ere ye'll thrice wink: and how
+ easy it is to put 'years' to the word 'three,' and
+ study three years in two words, the dancing horse
+ will tell you.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO A most fine figure!
+
+MOTH To prove you a cipher.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I will hereupon confess I am in love: and as it is
+ base for a soldier to love, so am I in love with a
+ base wench. If drawing my sword against the humour
+ of affection would deliver me from the reprobate
+ thought of it, I would take Desire prisoner, and
+ ransom him to any French courtier for a new-devised
+ courtesy. I think scorn to sigh: methinks I should
+ outswear Cupid. Comfort, me, boy: what great men
+ have been in love?
+
+MOTH Hercules, master.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Most sweet Hercules! More authority, dear boy, name
+ more; and, sweet my child, let them be men of good
+ repute and carriage.
+
+MOTH Samson, master: he was a man of good carriage, great
+ carriage, for he carried the town-gates on his back
+ like a porter: and he was in love.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO O well-knit Samson! strong-jointed Samson! I do
+ excel thee in my rapier as much as thou didst me in
+ carrying gates. I am in love too. Who was Samson's
+ love, my dear Moth?
+
+MOTH A woman, master.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Of what complexion?
+
+MOTH Of all the four, or the three, or the two, or one of the four.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Tell me precisely of what complexion.
+
+MOTH Of the sea-water green, sir.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Is that one of the four complexions?
+
+MOTH As I have read, sir; and the best of them too.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Green indeed is the colour of lovers; but to have a
+ love of that colour, methinks Samson had small reason
+ for it. He surely affected her for her wit.
+
+MOTH It was so, sir; for she had a green wit.
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO My love is most immaculate white and red.
+
+MOTH Most maculate thoughts, master, are masked under
+ such colours.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Define, define, well-educated infant.
+
+MOTH My father's wit and my mother's tongue, assist me!
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Sweet invocation of a child; most pretty and
+ pathetical!
+
+MOTH If she be made of white and red,
+ Her faults will ne'er be known,
+ For blushing cheeks by faults are bred
+ And fears by pale white shown:
+ Then if she fear, or be to blame,
+ By this you shall not know,
+ For still her cheeks possess the same
+ Which native she doth owe.
+ A dangerous rhyme, master, against the reason of
+ white and red.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Is there not a ballad, boy, of the King and the Beggar?
+
+MOTH The world was very guilty of such a ballad some
+ three ages since: but I think now 'tis not to be
+ found; or, if it were, it would neither serve for
+ the writing nor the tune.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I will have that subject newly writ o'er, that I may
+ example my digression by some mighty precedent.
+ Boy, I do love that country girl that I took in the
+ park with the rational hind Costard: she deserves well.
+
+MOTH [Aside] To be whipped; and yet a better love than
+ my master.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Sing, boy; my spirit grows heavy in love.
+
+MOTH And that's great marvel, loving a light wench.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I say, sing.
+
+MOTH Forbear till this company be past.
+
+ [Enter DULL, COSTARD, and JAQUENETTA]
+
+DULL Sir, the duke's pleasure is, that you keep Costard
+ safe: and you must suffer him to take no delight
+ nor no penance; but a' must fast three days a week.
+ For this damsel, I must keep her at the park: she
+ is allowed for the day-woman. Fare you well.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I do betray myself with blushing. Maid!
+
+JAQUENETTA Man?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I will visit thee at the lodge.
+
+JAQUENETTA That's hereby.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I know where it is situate.
+
+JAQUENETTA Lord, how wise you are!
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I will tell thee wonders.
+
+JAQUENETTA With that face?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I love thee.
+
+JAQUENETTA So I heard you say.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO And so, farewell.
+
+JAQUENETTA Fair weather after you!
+
+DULL Come, Jaquenetta, away!
+
+ [Exeunt DULL and JAQUENETTA]
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Villain, thou shalt fast for thy offences ere thou
+ be pardoned.
+
+COSTARD Well, sir, I hope, when I do it, I shall do it on a
+ full stomach.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Thou shalt be heavily punished.
+
+COSTARD I am more bound to you than your fellows, for they
+ are but lightly rewarded.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Take away this villain; shut him up.
+
+MOTH Come, you transgressing slave; away!
+
+COSTARD Let me not be pent up, sir: I will fast, being loose.
+
+MOTH No, sir; that were fast and loose: thou shalt to prison.
+
+COSTARD Well, if ever I do see the merry days of desolation
+ that I have seen, some shall see.
+
+MOTH What shall some see?
+
+COSTARD Nay, nothing, Master Moth, but what they look upon.
+ It is not for prisoners to be too silent in their
+ words; and therefore I will say nothing: I thank
+ God I have as little patience as another man; and
+ therefore I can be quiet.
+
+ [Exeunt MOTH and COSTARD]
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I do affect the very ground, which is base, where
+ her shoe, which is baser, guided by her foot, which
+ is basest, doth tread. I shall be forsworn, which
+ is a great argument of falsehood, if I love. And
+ how can that be true love which is falsely
+ attempted? Love is a familiar; Love is a devil:
+ there is no evil angel but Love. Yet was Samson so
+ tempted, and he had an excellent strength; yet was
+ Solomon so seduced, and he had a very good wit.
+ Cupid's butt-shaft is too hard for Hercules' club;
+ and therefore too much odds for a Spaniard's rapier.
+ The first and second cause will not serve my turn;
+ the passado he respects not, the duello he regards
+ not: his disgrace is to be called boy; but his
+ glory is to subdue men. Adieu, valour! rust rapier!
+ be still, drum! for your manager is in love; yea,
+ he loveth. Assist me, some extemporal god of rhyme,
+ for I am sure I shall turn sonnet. Devise, wit;
+ write, pen; for I am for whole volumes in folio.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ LOVE'S LABOURS LOST
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I The same.
+
+
+ [Enter the PRINCESS of France, ROSALINE, MARIA,
+ KATHARINE, BOYET, Lords, and other Attendants]
+
+BOYET Now, madam, summon up your dearest spirits:
+ Consider who the king your father sends,
+ To whom he sends, and what's his embassy:
+ Yourself, held precious in the world's esteem,
+ To parley with the sole inheritor
+ Of all perfections that a man may owe,
+ Matchless Navarre; the plea of no less weight
+ Than Aquitaine, a dowry for a queen.
+ Be now as prodigal of all dear grace
+ As Nature was in making graces dear
+ When she did starve the general world beside
+ And prodigally gave them all to you.
+
+PRINCESS Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,
+ Needs not the painted flourish of your praise:
+ Beauty is bought by judgement of the eye,
+ Not utter'd by base sale of chapmen's tongues:
+ I am less proud to hear you tell my worth
+ Than you much willing to be counted wise
+ In spending your wit in the praise of mine.
+ But now to task the tasker: good Boyet,
+ You are not ignorant, all-telling fame
+ Doth noise abroad, Navarre hath made a vow,
+ Till painful study shall outwear three years,
+ No woman may approach his silent court:
+ Therefore to's seemeth it a needful course,
+ Before we enter his forbidden gates,
+ To know his pleasure; and in that behalf,
+ Bold of your worthiness, we single you
+ As our best-moving fair solicitor.
+ Tell him, the daughter of the King of France,
+ On serious business, craving quick dispatch,
+ Importunes personal conference with his grace:
+ Haste, signify so much; while we attend,
+ Like humble-visaged suitors, his high will.
+
+BOYET Proud of employment, willingly I go.
+
+PRINCESS All pride is willing pride, and yours is so.
+
+ [Exit BOYET]
+
+ Who are the votaries, my loving lords,
+ That are vow-fellows with this virtuous duke?
+
+First Lord Lord Longaville is one.
+
+PRINCESS Know you the man?
+
+MARIA I know him, madam: at a marriage-feast,
+ Between Lord Perigort and the beauteous heir
+ Of Jaques Falconbridge, solemnized
+ In Normandy, saw I this Longaville:
+ A man of sovereign parts he is esteem'd;
+ Well fitted in arts, glorious in arms:
+ Nothing becomes him ill that he would well.
+ The only soil of his fair virtue's gloss,
+ If virtue's gloss will stain with any soil,
+ Is a sharp wit matched with too blunt a will;
+ Whose edge hath power to cut, whose will still wills
+ It should none spare that come within his power.
+
+PRINCESS Some merry mocking lord, belike; is't so?
+
+MARIA They say so most that most his humours know.
+
+PRINCESS Such short-lived wits do wither as they grow.
+ Who are the rest?
+
+KATHARINE The young Dumain, a well-accomplished youth,
+ Of all that virtue love for virtue loved:
+ Most power to do most harm, least knowing ill;
+ For he hath wit to make an ill shape good,
+ And shape to win grace though he had no wit.
+ I saw him at the Duke Alencon's once;
+ And much too little of that good I saw
+ Is my report to his great worthiness.
+
+ROSALINE Another of these students at that time
+ Was there with him, if I have heard a truth.
+ Biron they call him; but a merrier man,
+ Within the limit of becoming mirth,
+ I never spent an hour's talk withal:
+ His eye begets occasion for his wit;
+ For every object that the one doth catch
+ The other turns to a mirth-moving jest,
+ Which his fair tongue, conceit's expositor,
+ Delivers in such apt and gracious words
+ That aged ears play truant at his tales
+ And younger hearings are quite ravished;
+ So sweet and voluble is his discourse.
+
+PRINCESS God bless my ladies! are they all in love,
+ That every one her own hath garnished
+ With such bedecking ornaments of praise?
+
+First Lord Here comes Boyet.
+
+ [Re-enter BOYET]
+
+PRINCESS Now, what admittance, lord?
+
+BOYET Navarre had notice of your fair approach;
+ And he and his competitors in oath
+ Were all address'd to meet you, gentle lady,
+ Before I came. Marry, thus much I have learnt:
+ He rather means to lodge you in the field,
+ Like one that comes here to besiege his court,
+ Than seek a dispensation for his oath,
+ To let you enter his unpeopled house.
+ Here comes Navarre.
+
+ [Enter FERDINAND, LONGAVILLE, DUMAIN, BIRON, and
+ Attendants]
+
+FERDINAND Fair princess, welcome to the court of Navarre.
+
+PRINCESS 'Fair' I give you back again; and 'welcome' I have
+ not yet: the roof of this court is too high to be
+ yours; and welcome to the wide fields too base to be mine.
+
+FERDINAND You shall be welcome, madam, to my court.
+
+PRINCESS I will be welcome, then: conduct me thither.
+
+FERDINAND Hear me, dear lady; I have sworn an oath.
+
+PRINCESS Our Lady help my lord! he'll be forsworn.
+
+FERDINAND Not for the world, fair madam, by my will.
+
+PRINCESS Why, will shall break it; will and nothing else.
+
+FERDINAND Your ladyship is ignorant what it is.
+
+PRINCESS Were my lord so, his ignorance were wise,
+ Where now his knowledge must prove ignorance.
+ I hear your grace hath sworn out house-keeping:
+ Tis deadly sin to keep that oath, my lord,
+ And sin to break it.
+ But pardon me. I am too sudden-bold:
+ To teach a teacher ill beseemeth me.
+ Vouchsafe to read the purpose of my coming,
+ And suddenly resolve me in my suit.
+
+FERDINAND Madam, I will, if suddenly I may.
+
+PRINCESS You will the sooner, that I were away;
+ For you'll prove perjured if you make me stay.
+
+BIRON Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
+
+ROSALINE Did not I dance with you in Brabant once?
+
+BIRON I know you did.
+
+ROSALINE How needless was it then to ask the question!
+
+BIRON You must not be so quick.
+
+ROSALINE 'Tis 'long of you that spur me with such questions.
+
+BIRON Your wit's too hot, it speeds too fast, 'twill tire.
+
+ROSALINE Not till it leave the rider in the mire.
+
+BIRON What time o' day?
+
+ROSALINE The hour that fools should ask.
+
+BIRON Now fair befall your mask!
+
+ROSALINE Fair fall the face it covers!
+
+BIRON And send you many lovers!
+
+ROSALINE Amen, so you be none.
+
+BIRON Nay, then will I be gone.
+
+FERDINAND Madam, your father here doth intimate
+ The payment of a hundred thousand crowns;
+ Being but the one half of an entire sum
+ Disbursed by my father in his wars.
+ But say that he or we, as neither have,
+ Received that sum, yet there remains unpaid
+ A hundred thousand more; in surety of the which,
+ One part of Aquitaine is bound to us,
+ Although not valued to the money's worth.
+ If then the king your father will restore
+ But that one half which is unsatisfied,
+ We will give up our right in Aquitaine,
+ And hold fair friendship with his majesty.
+ But that, it seems, he little purposeth,
+ For here he doth demand to have repaid
+ A hundred thousand crowns; and not demands,
+ On payment of a hundred thousand crowns,
+ To have his title live in Aquitaine;
+ Which we much rather had depart withal
+ And have the money by our father lent
+ Than Aquitaine so gelded as it is.
+ Dear Princess, were not his requests so far
+ From reason's yielding, your fair self should make
+ A yielding 'gainst some reason in my breast
+ And go well satisfied to France again.
+
+PRINCESS You do the king my father too much wrong
+ And wrong the reputation of your name,
+ In so unseeming to confess receipt
+ Of that which hath so faithfully been paid.
+
+FERDINAND I do protest I never heard of it;
+ And if you prove it, I'll repay it back
+ Or yield up Aquitaine.
+
+PRINCESS We arrest your word.
+ Boyet, you can produce acquittances
+ For such a sum from special officers
+ Of Charles his father.
+
+FERDINAND Satisfy me so.
+
+BOYET So please your grace, the packet is not come
+ Where that and other specialties are bound:
+ To-morrow you shall have a sight of them.
+
+FERDINAND It shall suffice me: at which interview
+ All liberal reason I will yield unto.
+ Meantime receive such welcome at my hand
+ As honour without breach of honour may
+ Make tender of to thy true worthiness:
+ You may not come, fair princess, in my gates;
+ But here without you shall be so received
+ As you shall deem yourself lodged in my heart,
+ Though so denied fair harbour in my house.
+ Your own good thoughts excuse me, and farewell:
+ To-morrow shall we visit you again.
+
+PRINCESS Sweet health and fair desires consort your grace!
+
+FERDINAND Thy own wish wish I thee in every place!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BIRON Lady, I will commend you to mine own heart.
+
+ROSALINE Pray you, do my commendations; I would be glad to see it.
+
+BIRON I would you heard it groan.
+
+ROSALINE Is the fool sick?
+
+BIRON Sick at the heart.
+
+ROSALINE Alack, let it blood.
+
+BIRON Would that do it good?
+
+ROSALINE My physic says 'ay.'
+
+BIRON Will you prick't with your eye?
+
+ROSALINE No point, with my knife.
+
+BIRON Now, God save thy life!
+
+ROSALINE And yours from long living!
+
+BIRON I cannot stay thanksgiving.
+
+ [Retiring]
+
+DUMAIN Sir, I pray you, a word: what lady is that same?
+
+BOYET The heir of Alencon, Katharine her name.
+
+DUMAIN A gallant lady. Monsieur, fare you well.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LONGAVILLE I beseech you a word: what is she in the white?
+
+BOYET A woman sometimes, an you saw her in the light.
+
+LONGAVILLE Perchance light in the light. I desire her name.
+
+BOYET She hath but one for herself; to desire that were a shame.
+
+LONGAVILLE Pray you, sir, whose daughter?
+
+BOYET Her mother's, I have heard.
+
+LONGAVILLE God's blessing on your beard!
+
+BOYET Good sir, be not offended.
+ She is an heir of Falconbridge.
+
+LONGAVILLE Nay, my choler is ended.
+ She is a most sweet lady.
+
+BOYET Not unlike, sir, that may be.
+
+ [Exit LONGAVILLE]
+
+BIRON What's her name in the cap?
+
+BOYET Rosaline, by good hap.
+
+BIRON Is she wedded or no?
+
+BOYET To her will, sir, or so.
+
+BIRON You are welcome, sir: adieu.
+
+BOYET Farewell to me, sir, and welcome to you.
+
+ [Exit BIRON]
+
+MARIA That last is Biron, the merry madcap lord:
+ Not a word with him but a jest.
+
+BOYET And every jest but a word.
+
+PRINCESS It was well done of you to take him at his word.
+
+BOYET I was as willing to grapple as he was to board.
+
+MARIA Two hot sheeps, marry.
+
+BOYET And wherefore not ships?
+ No sheep, sweet lamb, unless we feed on your lips.
+
+MARIA You sheep, and I pasture: shall that finish the jest?
+
+BOYET So you grant pasture for me.
+
+ [Offering to kiss her]
+
+MARIA Not so, gentle beast:
+ My lips are no common, though several they be.
+
+BOYET Belonging to whom?
+
+MARIA To my fortunes and me.
+
+PRINCESS Good wits will be jangling; but, gentles, agree:
+ This civil war of wits were much better used
+ On Navarre and his book-men; for here 'tis abused.
+
+BOYET If my observation, which very seldom lies,
+ By the heart's still rhetoric disclosed with eyes,
+ Deceive me not now, Navarre is infected.
+
+PRINCESS With what?
+
+BOYET With that which we lovers entitle affected.
+
+PRINCESS Your reason?
+
+BOYET Why, all his behaviors did make their retire
+ To the court of his eye, peeping thorough desire:
+ His heart, like an agate, with your print impress'd,
+ Proud with his form, in his eye pride express'd:
+ His tongue, all impatient to speak and not see,
+ Did stumble with haste in his eyesight to be;
+ All senses to that sense did make their repair,
+ To feel only looking on fairest of fair:
+ Methought all his senses were lock'd in his eye,
+ As jewels in crystal for some prince to buy;
+ Who, tendering their own worth from where they were glass'd,
+ Did point you to buy them, along as you pass'd:
+ His face's own margent did quote such amazes
+ That all eyes saw his eyes enchanted with gazes.
+ I'll give you Aquitaine and all that is his,
+ An you give him for my sake but one loving kiss.
+
+PRINCESS Come to our pavilion: Boyet is disposed.
+
+BOYET But to speak that in words which his eye hath
+ disclosed.
+ I only have made a mouth of his eye,
+ By adding a tongue which I know will not lie.
+
+ROSALINE Thou art an old love-monger and speakest skilfully.
+
+MARIA He is Cupid's grandfather and learns news of him.
+
+ROSALINE Then was Venus like her mother, for her father is but grim.
+
+BOYET Do you hear, my mad wenches?
+
+MARIA No.
+
+BOYET What then, do you see?
+
+ROSALINE Ay, our way to be gone.
+
+BOYET You are too hard for me.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ LOVE'S LABOURS LOST
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I The same.
+
+
+ [Enter DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO and MOTH]
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Warble, child; make passionate my sense of hearing.
+
+MOTH Concolinel.
+
+ [Singing]
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Sweet air! Go, tenderness of years; take this key,
+ give enlargement to the swain, bring him festinately
+ hither: I must employ him in a letter to my love.
+
+MOTH Master, will you win your love with a French brawl?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO How meanest thou? brawling in French?
+
+MOTH No, my complete master: but to jig off a tune at
+ the tongue's end, canary to it with your feet, humour
+ it with turning up your eyelids, sigh a note and
+ sing a note, sometime through the throat, as if you
+ swallowed love with singing love, sometime through
+ the nose, as if you snuffed up love by smelling
+ love; with your hat penthouse-like o'er the shop of
+ your eyes; with your arms crossed on your thin-belly
+ doublet like a rabbit on a spit; or your hands in
+ your pocket like a man after the old painting; and
+ keep not too long in one tune, but a snip and away.
+ These are complements, these are humours; these
+ betray nice wenches, that would be betrayed without
+ these; and make them men of note--do you note
+ me?--that most are affected to these.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO How hast thou purchased this experience?
+
+MOTH By my penny of observation.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO But O,--but O,--
+
+MOTH 'The hobby-horse is forgot.'
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Callest thou my love 'hobby-horse'?
+
+MOTH No, master; the hobby-horse is but a colt, and your
+ love perhaps a hackney. But have you forgot your love?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Almost I had.
+
+MOTH Negligent student! learn her by heart.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO By heart and in heart, boy.
+
+MOTH And out of heart, master: all those three I will prove.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO What wilt thou prove?
+
+MOTH A man, if I live; and this, by, in, and without, upon
+ the instant: by heart you love her, because your
+ heart cannot come by her; in heart you love her,
+ because your heart is in love with her; and out of
+ heart you love her, being out of heart that you
+ cannot enjoy her.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I am all these three.
+
+MOTH And three times as much more, and yet nothing at
+ all.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Fetch hither the swain: he must carry me a letter.
+
+MOTH A message well sympathized; a horse to be ambassador
+ for an ass.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Ha, ha! what sayest thou?
+
+MOTH Marry, sir, you must send the ass upon the horse,
+ for he is very slow-gaited. But I go.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO The way is but short: away!
+
+MOTH As swift as lead, sir.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO The meaning, pretty ingenious?
+ Is not lead a metal heavy, dull, and slow?
+
+MOTH Minime, honest master; or rather, master, no.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I say lead is slow.
+
+MOTH You are too swift, sir, to say so:
+ Is that lead slow which is fired from a gun?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Sweet smoke of rhetoric!
+ He reputes me a cannon; and the bullet, that's he:
+ I shoot thee at the swain.
+
+MOTH Thump then and I flee.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO A most acute juvenal; voluble and free of grace!
+ By thy favour, sweet welkin, I must sigh in thy face:
+ Most rude melancholy, valour gives thee place.
+ My herald is return'd.
+
+ [Re-enter MOTH with COSTARD]
+
+MOTH A wonder, master! here's a costard broken in a shin.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Some enigma, some riddle: come, thy l'envoy; begin.
+
+COSTARD No enigma, no riddle, no l'envoy; no salve in the
+ mail, sir: O, sir, plantain, a plain plantain! no
+ l'envoy, no l'envoy; no salve, sir, but a plantain!
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO By virtue, thou enforcest laughter; thy silly
+ thought my spleen; the heaving of my lungs provokes
+ me to ridiculous smiling. O, pardon me, my stars!
+ Doth the inconsiderate take salve for l'envoy, and
+ the word l'envoy for a salve?
+
+MOTH Do the wise think them other? is not l'envoy a salve?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO No, page: it is an epilogue or discourse, to make plain
+ Some obscure precedence that hath tofore been sain.
+ I will example it:
+ The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee,
+ Were still at odds, being but three.
+ There's the moral. Now the l'envoy.
+
+MOTH I will add the l'envoy. Say the moral again.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee,
+ Were still at odds, being but three.
+
+MOTH Until the goose came out of door,
+ And stay'd the odds by adding four.
+ Now will I begin your moral, and do you follow with
+ my l'envoy.
+ The fox, the ape, and the humble-bee,
+ Were still at odds, being but three.
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Until the goose came out of door,
+ Staying the odds by adding four.
+
+MOTH A good l'envoy, ending in the goose: would you
+ desire more?
+
+COSTARD The boy hath sold him a bargain, a goose, that's flat.
+ Sir, your pennyworth is good, an your goose be fat.
+ To sell a bargain well is as cunning as fast and loose:
+ Let me see; a fat l'envoy; ay, that's a fat goose.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Come hither, come hither. How did this argument begin?
+
+MOTH By saying that a costard was broken in a shin.
+ Then call'd you for the l'envoy.
+
+COSTARD True, and I for a plantain: thus came your
+ argument in;
+ Then the boy's fat l'envoy, the goose that you bought;
+ And he ended the market.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO But tell me; how was there a costard broken in a shin?
+
+MOTH I will tell you sensibly.
+
+COSTARD Thou hast no feeling of it, Moth: I will speak that l'envoy:
+ I Costard, running out, that was safely within,
+ Fell over the threshold and broke my shin.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO We will talk no more of this matter.
+
+COSTARD Till there be more matter in the shin.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Sirrah Costard, I will enfranchise thee.
+
+COSTARD O, marry me to one Frances: I smell some l'envoy,
+ some goose, in this.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO By my sweet soul, I mean setting thee at liberty,
+ enfreedoming thy person; thou wert immured,
+ restrained, captivated, bound.
+
+COSTARD True, true; and now you will be my purgation and let me loose.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I give thee thy liberty, set thee from durance; and,
+ in lieu thereof, impose on thee nothing but this:
+ bear this significant
+
+ [Giving a letter]
+
+ to the country maid Jaquenetta:
+ there is remuneration; for the best ward of mine
+ honour is rewarding my dependents. Moth, follow.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MOTH Like the sequel, I. Signior Costard, adieu.
+
+COSTARD My sweet ounce of man's flesh! my incony Jew!
+
+ [Exit MOTH]
+
+ Now will I look to his remuneration. Remuneration!
+ O, that's the Latin word for three farthings: three
+ farthings--remuneration.--'What's the price of this
+ inkle?'--'One penny.'--'No, I'll give you a
+ remuneration:' why, it carries it. Remuneration!
+ why, it is a fairer name than French crown. I will
+ never buy and sell out of this word.
+
+ [Enter BIRON]
+
+BIRON O, my good knave Costard! exceedingly well met.
+
+COSTARD Pray you, sir, how much carnation ribbon may a man
+ buy for a remuneration?
+
+BIRON What is a remuneration?
+
+COSTARD Marry, sir, halfpenny farthing.
+
+BIRON Why, then, three-farthing worth of silk.
+
+COSTARD I thank your worship: God be wi' you!
+
+BIRON Stay, slave; I must employ thee:
+ As thou wilt win my favour, good my knave,
+ Do one thing for me that I shall entreat.
+
+COSTARD When would you have it done, sir?
+
+BIRON This afternoon.
+
+COSTARD Well, I will do it, sir: fare you well.
+
+BIRON Thou knowest not what it is.
+
+COSTARD I shall know, sir, when I have done it.
+
+BIRON Why, villain, thou must know first.
+
+COSTARD I will come to your worship to-morrow morning.
+
+BIRON It must be done this afternoon.
+ Hark, slave, it is but this:
+ The princess comes to hunt here in the park,
+ And in her train there is a gentle lady;
+ When tongues speak sweetly, then they name her name,
+ And Rosaline they call her: ask for her;
+ And to her white hand see thou do commend
+ This seal'd-up counsel. There's thy guerdon; go.
+
+ [Giving him a shilling]
+
+COSTARD Gardon, O sweet gardon! better than remuneration,
+ a'leven-pence farthing better: most sweet gardon! I
+ will do it sir, in print. Gardon! Remuneration!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BIRON And I, forsooth, in love! I, that have been love's whip;
+ A very beadle to a humorous sigh;
+ A critic, nay, a night-watch constable;
+ A domineering pedant o'er the boy;
+ Than whom no mortal so magnificent!
+ This whimpled, whining, purblind, wayward boy;
+ This senior-junior, giant-dwarf, Dan Cupid;
+ Regent of love-rhymes, lord of folded arms,
+ The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans,
+ Liege of all loiterers and malcontents,
+ Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces,
+ Sole imperator and great general
+ Of trotting 'paritors:--O my little heart:--
+ And I to be a corporal of his field,
+ And wear his colours like a tumbler's hoop!
+ What, I! I love! I sue! I seek a wife!
+ A woman, that is like a German clock,
+ Still a-repairing, ever out of frame,
+ And never going aright, being a watch,
+ But being watch'd that it may still go right!
+ Nay, to be perjured, which is worst of all;
+ And, among three, to love the worst of all;
+ A wightly wanton with a velvet brow,
+ With two pitch-balls stuck in her face for eyes;
+ Ay, and by heaven, one that will do the deed
+ Though Argus were her eunuch and her guard:
+ And I to sigh for her! to watch for her!
+ To pray for her! Go to; it is a plague
+ That Cupid will impose for my neglect
+ Of his almighty dreadful little might.
+ Well, I will love, write, sigh, pray, sue and groan:
+ Some men must love my lady and some Joan.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ LOVE'S LABOURS LOST
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I The same.
+
+
+ [Enter the PRINCESS, and her train, a Forester,
+ BOYET, ROSALINE, MARIA, and KATHARINE]
+
+PRINCESS Was that the king, that spurred his horse so hard
+ Against the steep uprising of the hill?
+
+BOYET I know not; but I think it was not he.
+
+PRINCESS Whoe'er a' was, a' show'd a mounting mind.
+ Well, lords, to-day we shall have our dispatch:
+ On Saturday we will return to France.
+ Then, forester, my friend, where is the bush
+ That we must stand and play the murderer in?
+
+Forester Hereby, upon the edge of yonder coppice;
+ A stand where you may make the fairest shoot.
+
+PRINCESS I thank my beauty, I am fair that shoot,
+ And thereupon thou speak'st the fairest shoot.
+
+Forester Pardon me, madam, for I meant not so.
+
+PRINCESS What, what? first praise me and again say no?
+ O short-lived pride! Not fair? alack for woe!
+
+Forester Yes, madam, fair.
+
+PRINCESS Nay, never paint me now:
+ Where fair is not, praise cannot mend the brow.
+ Here, good my glass, take this for telling true:
+ Fair payment for foul words is more than due.
+
+Forester Nothing but fair is that which you inherit.
+
+PRINCESS See see, my beauty will be saved by merit!
+ O heresy in fair, fit for these days!
+ A giving hand, though foul, shall have fair praise.
+ But come, the bow: now mercy goes to kill,
+ And shooting well is then accounted ill.
+ Thus will I save my credit in the shoot:
+ Not wounding, pity would not let me do't;
+ If wounding, then it was to show my skill,
+ That more for praise than purpose meant to kill.
+ And out of question so it is sometimes,
+ Glory grows guilty of detested crimes,
+ When, for fame's sake, for praise, an outward part,
+ We bend to that the working of the heart;
+ As I for praise alone now seek to spill
+ The poor deer's blood, that my heart means no ill.
+
+BOYET Do not curst wives hold that self-sovereignty
+ Only for praise sake, when they strive to be
+ Lords o'er their lords?
+
+PRINCESS Only for praise: and praise we may afford
+ To any lady that subdues a lord.
+
+BOYET Here comes a member of the commonwealth.
+
+ [Enter COSTARD]
+
+COSTARD God dig-you-den all! Pray you, which is the head lady?
+
+PRINCESS Thou shalt know her, fellow, by the rest that have no heads.
+
+COSTARD Which is the greatest lady, the highest?
+
+PRINCESS The thickest and the tallest.
+
+COSTARD The thickest and the tallest! it is so; truth is truth.
+ An your waist, mistress, were as slender as my wit,
+ One o' these maids' girdles for your waist should be fit.
+ Are not you the chief woman? you are the thickest here.
+
+PRINCESS What's your will, sir? what's your will?
+
+COSTARD I have a letter from Monsieur Biron to one Lady Rosaline.
+
+PRINCESS O, thy letter, thy letter! he's a good friend of mine:
+ Stand aside, good bearer. Boyet, you can carve;
+ Break up this capon.
+
+BOYET I am bound to serve.
+ This letter is mistook, it importeth none here;
+ It is writ to Jaquenetta.
+
+PRINCESS We will read it, I swear.
+ Break the neck of the wax, and every one give ear.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+BOYET 'By heaven, that thou art fair, is most infallible;
+ true, that thou art beauteous; truth itself, that
+ thou art lovely. More fairer than fair, beautiful
+ than beauteous, truer than truth itself, have
+ commiseration on thy heroical vassal! The
+ magnanimous and most illustrate king Cophetua set
+ eye upon the pernicious and indubitate beggar
+ Zenelophon; and he it was that might rightly say,
+ Veni, vidi, vici; which to annothanize in the
+ vulgar,--O base and obscure vulgar!--videlicet, He
+ came, saw, and overcame: he came, one; saw two;
+ overcame, three. Who came? the king: why did he
+ come? to see: why did he see? to overcome: to
+ whom came he? to the beggar: what saw he? the
+ beggar: who overcame he? the beggar. The
+ conclusion is victory: on whose side? the king's.
+ The captive is enriched: on whose side? the
+ beggar's. The catastrophe is a nuptial: on whose
+ side? the king's: no, on both in one, or one in
+ both. I am the king; for so stands the comparison:
+ thou the beggar; for so witnesseth thy lowliness.
+ Shall I command thy love? I may: shall I enforce
+ thy love? I could: shall I entreat thy love? I
+ will. What shalt thou exchange for rags? robes;
+ for tittles? titles; for thyself? me. Thus,
+ expecting thy reply, I profane my lips on thy foot,
+ my eyes on thy picture. and my heart on thy every
+ part. Thine, in the dearest design of industry,
+ DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO.'
+
+ Thus dost thou hear the Nemean lion roar
+ 'Gainst thee, thou lamb, that standest as his prey.
+ Submissive fall his princely feet before,
+ And he from forage will incline to play:
+ But if thou strive, poor soul, what art thou then?
+ Food for his rage, repasture for his den.
+
+PRINCESS What plume of feathers is he that indited this letter?
+ What vane? what weathercock? did you ever hear better?
+
+BOYET I am much deceived but I remember the style.
+
+PRINCESS Else your memory is bad, going o'er it erewhile.
+
+BOYET This Armado is a Spaniard, that keeps here in court;
+ A phantasime, a Monarcho, and one that makes sport
+ To the prince and his bookmates.
+
+PRINCESS Thou fellow, a word:
+ Who gave thee this letter?
+
+COSTARD I told you; my lord.
+
+PRINCESS To whom shouldst thou give it?
+
+COSTARD From my lord to my lady.
+
+PRINCESS From which lord to which lady?
+
+COSTARD From my lord Biron, a good master of mine,
+ To a lady of France that he call'd Rosaline.
+
+PRINCESS Thou hast mistaken his letter. Come, lords, away.
+
+ [To ROSALINE]
+
+ Here, sweet, put up this: 'twill be thine another day.
+
+ [Exeunt PRINCESS and train]
+
+BOYET Who is the suitor? who is the suitor?
+
+ROSALINE Shall I teach you to know?
+
+BOYET Ay, my continent of beauty.
+
+ROSALINE Why, she that bears the bow.
+ Finely put off!
+
+BOYET My lady goes to kill horns; but, if thou marry,
+ Hang me by the neck, if horns that year miscarry.
+ Finely put on!
+
+ROSALINE Well, then, I am the shooter.
+
+BOYET And who is your deer?
+
+ROSALINE If we choose by the horns, yourself come not near.
+ Finely put on, indeed!
+
+MARIA You still wrangle with her, Boyet, and she strikes
+ at the brow.
+
+BOYET But she herself is hit lower: have I hit her now?
+
+ROSALINE Shall I come upon thee with an old saying, that was
+ a man when King Pepin of France was a little boy, as
+ touching the hit it?
+
+BOYET So I may answer thee with one as old, that was a
+ woman when Queen Guinover of Britain was a little
+ wench, as touching the hit it.
+
+ROSALINE Thou canst not hit it, hit it, hit it,
+ Thou canst not hit it, my good man.
+
+BOYET An I cannot, cannot, cannot,
+ An I cannot, another can.
+
+ [Exeunt ROSALINE and KATHARINE]
+
+COSTARD By my troth, most pleasant: how both did fit it!
+
+MARIA A mark marvellous well shot, for they both did hit it.
+
+BOYET A mark! O, mark but that mark! A mark, says my lady!
+ Let the mark have a prick in't, to mete at, if it may be.
+
+MARIA Wide o' the bow hand! i' faith, your hand is out.
+
+COSTARD Indeed, a' must shoot nearer, or he'll ne'er hit the clout.
+
+BOYET An if my hand be out, then belike your hand is in.
+
+COSTARD Then will she get the upshoot by cleaving the pin.
+
+MARIA Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul.
+
+COSTARD She's too hard for you at pricks, sir: challenge her to bowl.
+
+BOYET I fear too much rubbing. Good night, my good owl.
+
+ [Exeunt BOYET and MARIA]
+
+COSTARD By my soul, a swain! a most simple clown!
+ Lord, Lord, how the ladies and I have put him down!
+ O' my troth, most sweet jests! most incony
+ vulgar wit!
+ When it comes so smoothly off, so obscenely, as it
+ were, so fit.
+ Armado o' th' one side,--O, a most dainty man!
+ To see him walk before a lady and to bear her fan!
+ To see him kiss his hand! and how most sweetly a'
+ will swear!
+ And his page o' t' other side, that handful of wit!
+ Ah, heavens, it is a most pathetical nit!
+ Sola, sola!
+
+ [Shout within]
+
+ [Exit COSTARD, running]
+
+
+
+
+ LOVE'S LABOURS LOST
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same.
+
+
+ [Enter HOLOFERNES, SIR NATHANIEL, and DULL]
+
+SIR NATHANIEL Very reverend sport, truly; and done in the testimony
+ of a good conscience.
+
+HOLOFERNES The deer was, as you know, sanguis, in blood; ripe
+ as the pomewater, who now hangeth like a jewel in
+ the ear of caelo, the sky, the welkin, the heaven;
+ and anon falleth like a crab on the face of terra,
+ the soil, the land, the earth.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL Truly, Master Holofernes, the epithets are sweetly
+ varied, like a scholar at the least: but, sir, I
+ assure ye, it was a buck of the first head.
+
+HOLOFERNES Sir Nathaniel, haud credo.
+
+DULL 'Twas not a haud credo; 'twas a pricket.
+
+HOLOFERNES Most barbarous intimation! yet a kind of
+ insinuation, as it were, in via, in way, of
+ explication; facere, as it were, replication, or
+ rather, ostentare, to show, as it were, his
+ inclination, after his undressed, unpolished,
+ uneducated, unpruned, untrained, or rather,
+ unlettered, or ratherest, unconfirmed fashion, to
+ insert again my haud credo for a deer.
+
+DULL I said the deer was not a haud credo; twas a pricket.
+
+HOLOFERNES Twice-sod simplicity, his coctus!
+ O thou monster Ignorance, how deformed dost thou look!
+
+SIR NATHANIEL Sir, he hath never fed of the dainties that are bred
+ in a book; he hath not eat paper, as it were; he
+ hath not drunk ink: his intellect is not
+ replenished; he is only an animal, only sensible in
+ the duller parts:
+ And such barren plants are set before us, that we
+ thankful should be,
+ Which we of taste and feeling are, for those parts that
+ do fructify in us more than he.
+ For as it would ill become me to be vain, indiscreet, or a fool,
+ So were there a patch set on learning, to see him in a school:
+ But omne bene, say I; being of an old father's mind,
+ Many can brook the weather that love not the wind.
+
+DULL You two are book-men: can you tell me by your wit
+ What was a month old at Cain's birth, that's not five
+ weeks old as yet?
+
+HOLOFERNES Dictynna, goodman Dull; Dictynna, goodman Dull.
+
+DULL What is Dictynna?
+
+SIR NATHANIEL A title to Phoebe, to Luna, to the moon.
+
+HOLOFERNES The moon was a month old when Adam was no more,
+ And raught not to five weeks when he came to
+ five-score.
+ The allusion holds in the exchange.
+
+DULL 'Tis true indeed; the collusion holds in the exchange.
+
+HOLOFERNES God comfort thy capacity! I say, the allusion holds
+ in the exchange.
+
+DULL And I say, the pollusion holds in the exchange; for
+ the moon is never but a month old: and I say beside
+ that, 'twas a pricket that the princess killed.
+
+HOLOFERNES Sir Nathaniel, will you hear an extemporal epitaph
+ on the death of the deer? And, to humour the
+ ignorant, call I the deer the princess killed a pricket.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL Perge, good Master Holofernes, perge; so it shall
+ please you to abrogate scurrility.
+
+HOLOFERNES I will something affect the letter, for it argues facility.
+ The preyful princess pierced and prick'd a pretty
+ pleasing pricket;
+ Some say a sore; but not a sore, till now made
+ sore with shooting.
+ The dogs did yell: put L to sore, then sorel jumps
+ from thicket;
+ Or pricket sore, or else sorel; the people fall a-hooting.
+ If sore be sore, then L to sore makes fifty sores
+ one sorel.
+ Of one sore I an hundred make by adding but one more L.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL A rare talent!
+
+DULL [Aside] If a talent be a claw, look how he claws
+ him with a talent.
+
+HOLOFERNES This is a gift that I have, simple, simple; a
+ foolish extravagant spirit, full of forms, figures,
+ shapes, objects, ideas, apprehensions, motions,
+ revolutions: these are begot in the ventricle of
+ memory, nourished in the womb of pia mater, and
+ delivered upon the mellowing of occasion. But the
+ gift is good in those in whom it is acute, and I am
+ thankful for it.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL Sir, I praise the Lord for you; and so may my
+ parishioners; for their sons are well tutored by
+ you, and their daughters profit very greatly under
+ you: you are a good member of the commonwealth.
+
+HOLOFERNES Mehercle, if their sons be ingenuous, they shall
+ want no instruction; if their daughters be capable,
+ I will put it to them: but vir sapit qui pauca
+ loquitur; a soul feminine saluteth us.
+
+ [Enter JAQUENETTA and COSTARD]
+
+JAQUENETTA God give you good morrow, master Parson.
+
+HOLOFERNES Master Parson, quasi pers-on. An if one should be
+ pierced, which is the one?
+
+COSTARD Marry, master schoolmaster, he that is likest to a hogshead.
+
+HOLOFERNES Piercing a hogshead! a good lustre of conceit in a
+ tuft of earth; fire enough for a flint, pearl enough
+ for a swine: 'tis pretty; it is well.
+
+JAQUENETTA Good master Parson, be so good as read me this
+ letter: it was given me by Costard, and sent me
+ from Don Armado: I beseech you, read it.
+
+HOLOFERNES Fauste, precor gelida quando pecus omne sub umbra
+ Ruminat,--and so forth. Ah, good old Mantuan! I
+ may speak of thee as the traveller doth of Venice;
+ Venetia, Venetia,
+ Chi non ti vede non ti pretia.
+ Old Mantuan, old Mantuan! who understandeth thee
+ not, loves thee not. Ut, re, sol, la, mi, fa.
+ Under pardon, sir, what are the contents? or rather,
+ as Horace says in his--What, my soul, verses?
+
+SIR NATHANIEL Ay, sir, and very learned.
+
+HOLOFERNES Let me hear a staff, a stanze, a verse; lege, domine.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL [Reads]
+
+ If love make me forsworn, how shall I swear to love?
+ Ah, never faith could hold, if not to beauty vow'd!
+ Though to myself forsworn, to thee I'll faithful prove:
+ Those thoughts to me were oaks, to thee like
+ osiers bow'd.
+ Study his bias leaves and makes his book thine eyes,
+ Where all those pleasures live that art would
+ comprehend:
+ If knowledge be the mark, to know thee shall suffice;
+ Well learned is that tongue that well can thee commend,
+ All ignorant that soul that sees thee without wonder;
+ Which is to me some praise that I thy parts admire:
+ Thy eye Jove's lightning bears, thy voice his dreadful thunder,
+ Which not to anger bent, is music and sweet fire.
+ Celestial as thou art, O, pardon, love, this wrong,
+ That sings heaven's praise with such an earthly tongue.
+
+HOLOFERNES You find not the apostraphas, and so miss the
+ accent: let me supervise the canzonet. Here are
+ only numbers ratified; but, for the elegancy,
+ facility, and golden cadence of poesy, caret.
+ Ovidius Naso was the man: and why, indeed, Naso,
+ but for smelling out the odouriferous flowers of
+ fancy, the jerks of invention? Imitari is nothing:
+ so doth the hound his master, the ape his keeper,
+ the tired horse his rider. But, damosella virgin,
+ was this directed to you?
+
+JAQUENETTA Ay, sir, from one Monsieur Biron, one of the strange
+ queen's lords.
+
+HOLOFERNES I will overglance the superscript: 'To the
+ snow-white hand of the most beauteous Lady
+ Rosaline.' I will look again on the intellect of
+ the letter, for the nomination of the party writing
+ to the person written unto: 'Your ladyship's in all
+ desired employment, BIRON.' Sir Nathaniel, this
+ Biron is one of the votaries with the king; and here
+ he hath framed a letter to a sequent of the stranger
+ queen's, which accidentally, or by the way of
+ progression, hath miscarried. Trip and go, my
+ sweet; deliver this paper into the royal hand of the
+ king: it may concern much. Stay not thy
+ compliment; I forgive thy duty; adieu.
+
+JAQUENETTA Good Costard, go with me. Sir, God save your life!
+
+COSTARD Have with thee, my girl.
+
+ [Exeunt COSTARD and JAQUENETTA]
+
+SIR NATHANIEL Sir, you have done this in the fear of God, very
+ religiously; and, as a certain father saith,--
+
+HOLOFERNES Sir tell me not of the father; I do fear colourable
+ colours. But to return to the verses: did they
+ please you, Sir Nathaniel?
+
+SIR NATHANIEL Marvellous well for the pen.
+
+HOLOFERNES I do dine to-day at the father's of a certain pupil
+ of mine; where, if, before repast, it shall please
+ you to gratify the table with a grace, I will, on my
+ privilege I have with the parents of the foresaid
+ child or pupil, undertake your ben venuto; where I
+ will prove those verses to be very unlearned,
+ neither savouring of poetry, wit, nor invention: I
+ beseech your society.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL And thank you too; for society, saith the text, is
+ the happiness of life.
+
+HOLOFERNES And, certes, the text most infallibly concludes it.
+
+ [To DULL]
+
+ Sir, I do invite you too; you shall not
+ say me nay: pauca verba. Away! the gentles are at
+ their game, and we will to our recreation.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ LOVE'S LABOURS LOST
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same.
+
+
+ [Enter BIRON, with a paper]
+
+BIRON The king he is hunting the deer; I am coursing
+ myself: they have pitched a toil; I am toiling in
+ a pitch,--pitch that defiles: defile! a foul
+ word. Well, set thee down, sorrow! for so they say
+ the fool said, and so say I, and I the fool: well
+ proved, wit! By the Lord, this love is as mad as
+ Ajax: it kills sheep; it kills me, I a sheep:
+ well proved again o' my side! I will not love: if
+ I do, hang me; i' faith, I will not. O, but her
+ eye,--by this light, but for her eye, I would not
+ love her; yes, for her two eyes. Well, I do nothing
+ in the world but lie, and lie in my throat. By
+ heaven, I do love: and it hath taught me to rhyme
+ and to be melancholy; and here is part of my rhyme,
+ and here my melancholy. Well, she hath one o' my
+ sonnets already: the clown bore it, the fool sent
+ it, and the lady hath it: sweet clown, sweeter
+ fool, sweetest lady! By the world, I would not care
+ a pin, if the other three were in. Here comes one
+ with a paper: God give him grace to groan!
+
+ [Stands aside]
+
+ [Enter FERDINAND, with a paper]
+
+FERDINAND Ay me!
+
+BIRON [Aside] Shot, by heaven! Proceed, sweet Cupid:
+ thou hast thumped him with thy bird-bolt under the
+ left pap. In faith, secrets!
+
+FERDINAND [Reads]
+
+ So sweet a kiss the golden sun gives not
+ To those fresh morning drops upon the rose,
+ As thy eye-beams, when their fresh rays have smote
+ The night of dew that on my cheeks down flows:
+ Nor shines the silver moon one half so bright
+ Through the transparent bosom of the deep,
+ As doth thy face through tears of mine give light;
+ Thou shinest in every tear that I do weep:
+ No drop but as a coach doth carry thee;
+ So ridest thou triumphing in my woe.
+ Do but behold the tears that swell in me,
+ And they thy glory through my grief will show:
+ But do not love thyself; then thou wilt keep
+ My tears for glasses, and still make me weep.
+ O queen of queens! how far dost thou excel,
+ No thought can think, nor tongue of mortal tell.
+ How shall she know my griefs? I'll drop the paper:
+ Sweet leaves, shade folly. Who is he comes here?
+
+ [Steps aside]
+
+ What, Longaville! and reading! listen, ear.
+
+BIRON Now, in thy likeness, one more fool appear!
+
+ [Enter LONGAVILLE, with a paper]
+
+LONGAVILLE Ay me, I am forsworn!
+
+BIRON Why, he comes in like a perjure, wearing papers.
+
+FERDINAND In love, I hope: sweet fellowship in shame!
+
+BIRON One drunkard loves another of the name.
+
+LONGAVILLE Am I the first that have been perjured so?
+
+BIRON I could put thee in comfort. Not by two that I know:
+ Thou makest the triumviry, the corner-cap of society,
+ The shape of Love's Tyburn that hangs up simplicity.
+
+LONGAVILLE I fear these stubborn lines lack power to move:
+ O sweet Maria, empress of my love!
+ These numbers will I tear, and write in prose.
+
+BIRON O, rhymes are guards on wanton Cupid's hose:
+ Disfigure not his slop.
+
+LONGAVILLE This same shall go.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ Did not the heavenly rhetoric of thine eye,
+ 'Gainst whom the world cannot hold argument,
+ Persuade my heart to this false perjury?
+ Vows for thee broke deserve not punishment.
+ A woman I forswore; but I will prove,
+ Thou being a goddess, I forswore not thee:
+ My vow was earthly, thou a heavenly love;
+ Thy grace being gain'd cures all disgrace in me.
+ Vows are but breath, and breath a vapour is:
+ Then thou, fair sun, which on my earth dost shine,
+ Exhalest this vapour-vow; in thee it is:
+ If broken then, it is no fault of mine:
+ If by me broke, what fool is not so wise
+ To lose an oath to win a paradise?
+
+BIRON This is the liver-vein, which makes flesh a deity,
+ A green goose a goddess: pure, pure idolatry.
+ God amend us, God amend! we are much out o' the way.
+
+LONGAVILLE By whom shall I send this?--Company! stay.
+
+ [Steps aside]
+
+BIRON All hid, all hid; an old infant play.
+ Like a demigod here sit I in the sky.
+ And wretched fools' secrets heedfully o'ereye.
+ More sacks to the mill! O heavens, I have my wish!
+
+ [Enter DUMAIN, with a paper]
+
+ Dumain transform'd! four woodcocks in a dish!
+
+DUMAIN O most divine Kate!
+
+BIRON O most profane coxcomb!
+
+DUMAIN By heaven, the wonder in a mortal eye!
+
+BIRON By earth, she is not, corporal, there you lie.
+
+DUMAIN Her amber hair for foul hath amber quoted.
+
+BIRON An amber-colour'd raven was well noted.
+
+DUMAIN As upright as the cedar.
+
+BIRON Stoop, I say;
+ Her shoulder is with child.
+
+DUMAIN As fair as day.
+
+BIRON Ay, as some days; but then no sun must shine.
+
+DUMAIN O that I had my wish!
+
+LONGAVILLE And I had mine!
+
+FERDINAND And I mine too, good Lord!
+
+BIRON Amen, so I had mine: is not that a good word?
+
+DUMAIN I would forget her; but a fever she
+ Reigns in my blood and will remember'd be.
+
+BIRON A fever in your blood! why, then incision
+ Would let her out in saucers: sweet misprision!
+
+DUMAIN Once more I'll read the ode that I have writ.
+
+BIRON Once more I'll mark how love can vary wit.
+
+DUMAIN [Reads]
+
+ On a day--alack the day!--
+ Love, whose month is ever May,
+ Spied a blossom passing fair
+ Playing in the wanton air:
+ Through the velvet leaves the wind,
+ All unseen, can passage find;
+ That the lover, sick to death,
+ Wish himself the heaven's breath.
+ Air, quoth he, thy cheeks may blow;
+ Air, would I might triumph so!
+ But, alack, my hand is sworn
+ Ne'er to pluck thee from thy thorn;
+ Vow, alack, for youth unmeet,
+ Youth so apt to pluck a sweet!
+ Do not call it sin in me,
+ That I am forsworn for thee;
+ Thou for whom Jove would swear
+ Juno but an Ethiope were;
+ And deny himself for Jove,
+ Turning mortal for thy love.
+ This will I send, and something else more plain,
+ That shall express my true love's fasting pain.
+ O, would the king, Biron, and Longaville,
+ Were lovers too! Ill, to example ill,
+ Would from my forehead wipe a perjured note;
+ For none offend where all alike do dote.
+
+LONGAVILLE [Advancing] Dumain, thy love is far from charity.
+ You may look pale, but I should blush, I know,
+ To be o'erheard and taken napping so.
+
+FERDINAND [Advancing] Come, sir, you blush; as his your case is such;
+ You chide at him, offending twice as much;
+ You do not love Maria; Longaville
+ Did never sonnet for her sake compile,
+ Nor never lay his wreathed arms athwart
+ His loving bosom to keep down his heart.
+ I have been closely shrouded in this bush
+ And mark'd you both and for you both did blush:
+ I heard your guilty rhymes, observed your fashion,
+ Saw sighs reek from you, noted well your passion:
+ Ay me! says one; O Jove! the other cries;
+ One, her hairs were gold, crystal the other's eyes:
+
+ [To LONGAVILLE]
+
+ You would for paradise break faith, and troth;
+
+ [To DUMAIN]
+
+ And Jove, for your love, would infringe an oath.
+ What will Biron say when that he shall hear
+ Faith so infringed, which such zeal did swear?
+ How will he scorn! how will he spend his wit!
+ How will he triumph, leap and laugh at it!
+ For all the wealth that ever I did see,
+ I would not have him know so much by me.
+
+BIRON Now step I forth to whip hypocrisy.
+
+ [Advancing]
+
+ Ah, good my liege, I pray thee, pardon me!
+ Good heart, what grace hast thou, thus to reprove
+ These worms for loving, that art most in love?
+ Your eyes do make no coaches; in your tears
+ There is no certain princess that appears;
+ You'll not be perjured, 'tis a hateful thing;
+ Tush, none but minstrels like of sonneting!
+ But are you not ashamed? nay, are you not,
+ All three of you, to be thus much o'ershot?
+ You found his mote; the king your mote did see;
+ But I a beam do find in each of three.
+ O, what a scene of foolery have I seen,
+ Of sighs, of groans, of sorrow and of teen!
+ O me, with what strict patience have I sat,
+ To see a king transformed to a gnat!
+ To see great Hercules whipping a gig,
+ And profound Solomon to tune a jig,
+ And Nestor play at push-pin with the boys,
+ And critic Timon laugh at idle toys!
+ Where lies thy grief, O, tell me, good Dumain?
+ And gentle Longaville, where lies thy pain?
+ And where my liege's? all about the breast:
+ A caudle, ho!
+
+FERDINAND Too bitter is thy jest.
+ Are we betray'd thus to thy over-view?
+
+BIRON Not you to me, but I betray'd by you:
+ I, that am honest; I, that hold it sin
+ To break the vow I am engaged in;
+ I am betray'd, by keeping company
+ With men like men of inconstancy.
+ When shall you see me write a thing in rhyme?
+ Or groan for love? or spend a minute's time
+ In pruning me? When shall you hear that I
+ Will praise a hand, a foot, a face, an eye,
+ A gait, a state, a brow, a breast, a waist,
+ A leg, a limb?
+
+FERDINAND Soft! whither away so fast?
+ A true man or a thief that gallops so?
+
+BIRON I post from love: good lover, let me go.
+
+ [Enter JAQUENETTA and COSTARD]
+
+JAQUENETTA God bless the king!
+
+FERDINAND What present hast thou there?
+
+COSTARD Some certain treason.
+
+FERDINAND What makes treason here?
+
+COSTARD Nay, it makes nothing, sir.
+
+FERDINAND If it mar nothing neither,
+ The treason and you go in peace away together.
+
+JAQUENETTA I beseech your grace, let this letter be read:
+ Our parson misdoubts it; 'twas treason, he said.
+
+FERDINAND Biron, read it over.
+
+ [Giving him the paper]
+
+ Where hadst thou it?
+
+JAQUENETTA Of Costard.
+
+FERDINAND Where hadst thou it?
+
+COSTARD Of Dun Adramadio, Dun Adramadio.
+
+ [BIRON tears the letter]
+
+FERDINAND How now! what is in you? why dost thou tear it?
+
+BIRON A toy, my liege, a toy: your grace needs not fear it.
+
+LONGAVILLE It did move him to passion, and therefore let's hear it.
+
+DUMAIN It is Biron's writing, and here is his name.
+
+ [Gathering up the pieces]
+
+BIRON [To COSTARD] Ah, you whoreson loggerhead! you were
+ born to do me shame.
+ Guilty, my lord, guilty! I confess, I confess.
+
+FERDINAND What?
+
+BIRON That you three fools lack'd me fool to make up the mess:
+ He, he, and you, and you, my liege, and I,
+ Are pick-purses in love, and we deserve to die.
+ O, dismiss this audience, and I shall tell you more.
+
+DUMAIN Now the number is even.
+
+BIRON True, true; we are four.
+ Will these turtles be gone?
+
+FERDINAND Hence, sirs; away!
+
+COSTARD Walk aside the true folk, and let the traitors stay.
+
+ [Exeunt COSTARD and JAQUENETTA]
+
+BIRON Sweet lords, sweet lovers, O, let us embrace!
+ As true we are as flesh and blood can be:
+ The sea will ebb and flow, heaven show his face;
+ Young blood doth not obey an old decree:
+ We cannot cross the cause why we were born;
+ Therefore of all hands must we be forsworn.
+
+FERDINAND What, did these rent lines show some love of thine?
+
+BIRON Did they, quoth you? Who sees the heavenly Rosaline,
+ That, like a rude and savage man of Inde,
+ At the first opening of the gorgeous east,
+ Bows not his vassal head and strucken blind
+ Kisses the base ground with obedient breast?
+ What peremptory eagle-sighted eye
+ Dares look upon the heaven of her brow,
+ That is not blinded by her majesty?
+
+FERDINAND What zeal, what fury hath inspired thee now?
+ My love, her mistress, is a gracious moon;
+ She an attending star, scarce seen a light.
+
+BIRON My eyes are then no eyes, nor I Biron:
+ O, but for my love, day would turn to night!
+ Of all complexions the cull'd sovereignty
+ Do meet, as at a fair, in her fair cheek,
+ Where several worthies make one dignity,
+ Where nothing wants that want itself doth seek.
+ Lend me the flourish of all gentle tongues,--
+ Fie, painted rhetoric! O, she needs it not:
+ To things of sale a seller's praise belongs,
+ She passes praise; then praise too short doth blot.
+ A wither'd hermit, five-score winters worn,
+ Might shake off fifty, looking in her eye:
+ Beauty doth varnish age, as if new-born,
+ And gives the crutch the cradle's infancy:
+ O, 'tis the sun that maketh all things shine.
+
+FERDINAND By heaven, thy love is black as ebony.
+
+BIRON Is ebony like her? O wood divine!
+ A wife of such wood were felicity.
+ O, who can give an oath? where is a book?
+ That I may swear beauty doth beauty lack,
+ If that she learn not of her eye to look:
+ No face is fair that is not full so black.
+
+FERDINAND O paradox! Black is the badge of hell,
+ The hue of dungeons and the suit of night;
+ And beauty's crest becomes the heavens well.
+
+BIRON Devils soonest tempt, resembling spirits of light.
+ O, if in black my lady's brows be deck'd,
+ It mourns that painting and usurping hair
+ Should ravish doters with a false aspect;
+ And therefore is she born to make black fair.
+ Her favour turns the fashion of the days,
+ For native blood is counted painting now;
+ And therefore red, that would avoid dispraise,
+ Paints itself black, to imitate her brow.
+
+DUMAIN To look like her are chimney-sweepers black.
+
+LONGAVILLE And since her time are colliers counted bright.
+
+FERDINAND And Ethiopes of their sweet complexion crack.
+
+DUMAIN Dark needs no candles now, for dark is light.
+
+BIRON Your mistresses dare never come in rain,
+ For fear their colours should be wash'd away.
+
+FERDINAND 'Twere good, yours did; for, sir, to tell you plain,
+ I'll find a fairer face not wash'd to-day.
+
+BIRON I'll prove her fair, or talk till doomsday here.
+
+FERDINAND No devil will fright thee then so much as she.
+
+DUMAIN I never knew man hold vile stuff so dear.
+
+LONGAVILLE Look, here's thy love: my foot and her face see.
+
+BIRON O, if the streets were paved with thine eyes,
+ Her feet were much too dainty for such tread!
+
+DUMAIN O, vile! then, as she goes, what upward lies
+ The street should see as she walk'd overhead.
+
+FERDINAND But what of this? are we not all in love?
+
+BIRON Nothing so sure; and thereby all forsworn.
+
+FERDINAND Then leave this chat; and, good Biron, now prove
+ Our loving lawful, and our faith not torn.
+
+DUMAIN Ay, marry, there; some flattery for this evil.
+
+LONGAVILLE O, some authority how to proceed;
+ Some tricks, some quillets, how to cheat the devil.
+
+DUMAIN Some salve for perjury.
+
+BIRON 'Tis more than need.
+ Have at you, then, affection's men at arms.
+ Consider what you first did swear unto,
+ To fast, to study, and to see no woman;
+ Flat treason 'gainst the kingly state of youth.
+ Say, can you fast? your stomachs are too young;
+ And abstinence engenders maladies.
+ And where that you have vow'd to study, lords,
+ In that each of you have forsworn his book,
+ Can you still dream and pore and thereon look?
+ For when would you, my lord, or you, or you,
+ Have found the ground of study's excellence
+ Without the beauty of a woman's face?
+ [From women's eyes this doctrine I derive;
+ They are the ground, the books, the academes
+ From whence doth spring the true Promethean fire]
+ Why, universal plodding poisons up
+ The nimble spirits in the arteries,
+ As motion and long-during action tires
+ The sinewy vigour of the traveller.
+ Now, for not looking on a woman's face,
+ You have in that forsworn the use of eyes
+ And study too, the causer of your vow;
+ For where is any author in the world
+ Teaches such beauty as a woman's eye?
+ Learning is but an adjunct to ourself
+ And where we are our learning likewise is:
+ Then when ourselves we see in ladies' eyes,
+ Do we not likewise see our learning there?
+ O, we have made a vow to study, lords,
+ And in that vow we have forsworn our books.
+ For when would you, my liege, or you, or you,
+ In leaden contemplation have found out
+ Such fiery numbers as the prompting eyes
+ Of beauty's tutors have enrich'd you with?
+ Other slow arts entirely keep the brain;
+ And therefore, finding barren practisers,
+ Scarce show a harvest of their heavy toil:
+ But love, first learned in a lady's eyes,
+ Lives not alone immured in the brain;
+ But, with the motion of all elements,
+ Courses as swift as thought in every power,
+ And gives to every power a double power,
+ Above their functions and their offices.
+ It adds a precious seeing to the eye;
+ A lover's eyes will gaze an eagle blind;
+ A lover's ear will hear the lowest sound,
+ When the suspicious head of theft is stopp'd:
+ Love's feeling is more soft and sensible
+ Than are the tender horns of cockl'd snails;
+ Love's tongue proves dainty Bacchus gross in taste:
+ For valour, is not Love a Hercules,
+ Still climbing trees in the Hesperides?
+ Subtle as Sphinx; as sweet and musical
+ As bright Apollo's lute, strung with his hair:
+ And when Love speaks, the voice of all the gods
+ Makes heaven drowsy with the harmony.
+ Never durst poet touch a pen to write
+ Until his ink were temper'd with Love's sighs;
+ O, then his lines would ravish savage ears
+ And plant in tyrants mild humility.
+ From women's eyes this doctrine I derive:
+ They sparkle still the right Promethean fire;
+ They are the books, the arts, the academes,
+ That show, contain and nourish all the world:
+ Else none at all in ought proves excellent.
+ Then fools you were these women to forswear,
+ Or keeping what is sworn, you will prove fools.
+ For wisdom's sake, a word that all men love,
+ Or for love's sake, a word that loves all men,
+ Or for men's sake, the authors of these women,
+ Or women's sake, by whom we men are men,
+ Let us once lose our oaths to find ourselves,
+ Or else we lose ourselves to keep our oaths.
+ It is religion to be thus forsworn,
+ For charity itself fulfills the law,
+ And who can sever love from charity?
+
+FERDINAND Saint Cupid, then! and, soldiers, to the field!
+
+BIRON Advance your standards, and upon them, lords;
+ Pell-mell, down with them! but be first advised,
+ In conflict that you get the sun of them.
+
+LONGAVILLE Now to plain-dealing; lay these glozes by:
+ Shall we resolve to woo these girls of France?
+
+FERDINAND And win them too: therefore let us devise
+ Some entertainment for them in their tents.
+
+BIRON First, from the park let us conduct them thither;
+ Then homeward every man attach the hand
+ Of his fair mistress: in the afternoon
+ We will with some strange pastime solace them,
+ Such as the shortness of the time can shape;
+ For revels, dances, masks and merry hours
+ Forerun fair Love, strewing her way with flowers.
+
+FERDINAND Away, away! no time shall be omitted
+ That will betime, and may by us be fitted.
+
+BIRON Allons! allons! Sow'd cockle reap'd no corn;
+ And justice always whirls in equal measure:
+ Light wenches may prove plagues to men forsworn;
+ If so, our copper buys no better treasure.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ LOVE'S LABOURS LOST
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I The same.
+
+
+ [Enter HOLOFERNES, SIR NATHANIEL, and DULL]
+
+HOLOFERNES Satis quod sufficit.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner
+ have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without
+ scurrility, witty without affection, audacious without
+ impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-
+ out heresy. I did converse this quondam day with
+ a companion of the king's, who is intituled, nomi-
+ nated, or called, Don Adriano de Armado.
+
+HOLOFERNES Novi hominem tanquam te: his humour is lofty, his
+ discourse peremptory, his tongue filed, his eye
+ ambitious, his gait majestical, and his general
+ behavior vain, ridiculous, and thrasonical. He is
+ too picked, too spruce, too affected, too odd, as it
+ were, too peregrinate, as I may call it.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL A most singular and choice epithet.
+
+ [Draws out his table-book]
+
+HOLOFERNES He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer
+ than the staple of his argument. I abhor such
+ fanatical phantasimes, such insociable and
+ point-devise companions; such rackers of
+ orthography, as to speak dout, fine, when he should
+ say doubt; det, when he should pronounce debt,--d,
+ e, b, t, not d, e, t: he clepeth a calf, cauf;
+ half, hauf; neighbour vocatur nebor; neigh
+ abbreviated ne. This is abhominable,--which he
+ would call abbominable: it insinuateth me of
+ insanie: anne intelligis, domine? to make frantic, lunatic.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL Laus Deo, bene intelligo.
+
+HOLOFERNES Bon, bon, fort bon, Priscian! a little scratch'd,
+ 'twill serve.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL Videsne quis venit?
+
+HOLOFERNES Video, et gaudeo.
+
+ [Enter DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO, MOTH, and COSTARD]
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Chirrah!
+
+ [To MOTH]
+
+HOLOFERNES Quare chirrah, not sirrah?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Men of peace, well encountered.
+
+HOLOFERNES Most military sir, salutation.
+
+MOTH [Aside to COSTARD] They have been at a great feast
+ of languages, and stolen the scraps.
+
+COSTARD O, they have lived long on the alms-basket of words.
+ I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word;
+ for thou art not so long by the head as
+ honorificabilitudinitatibus: thou art easier
+ swallowed than a flap-dragon.
+
+MOTH Peace! the peal begins.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO [To HOLOFERNES] Monsieur, are you not lettered?
+
+MOTH Yes, yes; he teaches boys the hornbook. What is a,
+ b, spelt backward, with the horn on his head?
+
+HOLOFERNES Ba, pueritia, with a horn added.
+
+MOTH Ba, most silly sheep with a horn. You hear his learning.
+
+HOLOFERNES Quis, quis, thou consonant?
+
+MOTH The third of the five vowels, if you repeat them; or
+ the fifth, if I.
+
+HOLOFERNES I will repeat them,--a, e, i,--
+
+MOTH The sheep: the other two concludes it,--o, u.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Now, by the salt wave of the Mediterraneum, a sweet
+ touch, a quick venue of wit! snip, snap, quick and
+ home! it rejoiceth my intellect: true wit!
+
+MOTH Offered by a child to an old man; which is wit-old.
+
+HOLOFERNES What is the figure? what is the figure?
+
+MOTH Horns.
+
+HOLOFERNES Thou disputest like an infant: go, whip thy gig.
+
+MOTH Lend me your horn to make one, and I will whip about
+ your infamy circum circa,--a gig of a cuckold's horn.
+
+COSTARD An I had but one penny in the world, thou shouldst
+ have it to buy gingerbread: hold, there is the very
+ remuneration I had of thy master, thou halfpenny
+ purse of wit, thou pigeon-egg of discretion. O, an
+ the heavens were so pleased that thou wert but my
+ bastard, what a joyful father wouldst thou make me!
+ Go to; thou hast it ad dunghill, at the fingers'
+ ends, as they say.
+
+HOLOFERNES O, I smell false Latin; dunghill for unguem.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Arts-man, preambulate, we will be singled from the
+ barbarous. Do you not educate youth at the
+ charge-house on the top of the mountain?
+
+HOLOFERNES Or mons, the hill.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO At your sweet pleasure, for the mountain.
+
+HOLOFERNES I do, sans question.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Sir, it is the king's most sweet pleasure and
+ affection to congratulate the princess at her
+ pavilion in the posteriors of this day, which the
+ rude multitude call the afternoon.
+
+HOLOFERNES The posterior of the day, most generous sir, is
+ liable, congruent and measurable for the afternoon:
+ the word is well culled, chose, sweet and apt, I do
+ assure you, sir, I do assure.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Sir, the king is a noble gentleman, and my familiar,
+ I do assure ye, very good friend: for what is
+ inward between us, let it pass. I do beseech thee,
+ remember thy courtesy; I beseech thee, apparel thy
+ head: and among other important and most serious
+ designs, and of great import indeed, too, but let
+ that pass: for I must tell thee, it will please his
+ grace, by the world, sometime to lean upon my poor
+ shoulder, and with his royal finger, thus, dally
+ with my excrement, with my mustachio; but, sweet
+ heart, let that pass. By the world, I recount no
+ fable: some certain special honours it pleaseth his
+ greatness to impart to Armado, a soldier, a man of
+ travel, that hath seen the world; but let that pass.
+ The very all of all is,--but, sweet heart, I do
+ implore secrecy,--that the king would have me
+ present the princess, sweet chuck, with some
+ delightful ostentation, or show, or pageant, or
+ antique, or firework. Now, understanding that the
+ curate and your sweet self are good at such
+ eruptions and sudden breaking out of mirth, as it
+ were, I have acquainted you withal, to the end to
+ crave your assistance.
+
+HOLOFERNES Sir, you shall present before her the Nine Worthies.
+ Sir, as concerning some entertainment of time, some
+ show in the posterior of this day, to be rendered by
+ our assistants, at the king's command, and this most
+ gallant, illustrate, and learned gentleman, before
+ the princess; I say none so fit as to present the
+ Nine Worthies.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL Where will you find men worthy enough to present them?
+
+HOLOFERNES Joshua, yourself; myself and this gallant gentleman,
+ Judas Maccabaeus; this swain, because of his great
+ limb or joint, shall pass Pompey the Great; the
+ page, Hercules,--
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Pardon, sir; error: he is not quantity enough for
+ that Worthy's thumb: he is not so big as the end of his club.
+
+HOLOFERNES Shall I have audience? he shall present Hercules in
+ minority: his enter and exit shall be strangling a
+ snake; and I will have an apology for that purpose.
+
+MOTH An excellent device! so, if any of the audience
+ hiss, you may cry 'Well done, Hercules! now thou
+ crushest the snake!' that is the way to make an
+ offence gracious, though few have the grace to do it.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO For the rest of the Worthies?--
+
+HOLOFERNES I will play three myself.
+
+MOTH Thrice-worthy gentleman!
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Shall I tell you a thing?
+
+HOLOFERNES We attend.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO We will have, if this fadge not, an antique. I
+ beseech you, follow.
+
+HOLOFERNES Via, goodman Dull! thou hast spoken no word all this while.
+
+DULL Nor understood none neither, sir.
+
+HOLOFERNES Allons! we will employ thee.
+
+DULL I'll make one in a dance, or so; or I will play
+ On the tabour to the Worthies, and let them dance the hay.
+
+HOLOFERNES Most dull, honest Dull! To our sport, away!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ LOVE'S LABOURS LOST
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same.
+
+
+ [Enter the PRINCESS, KATHARINE, ROSALINE, and MARIA]
+
+PRINCESS Sweet hearts, we shall be rich ere we depart,
+ If fairings come thus plentifully in:
+ A lady wall'd about with diamonds!
+ Look you what I have from the loving king.
+
+ROSALINE Madame, came nothing else along with that?
+
+PRINCESS Nothing but this! yes, as much love in rhyme
+ As would be cramm'd up in a sheet of paper,
+ Writ o' both sides the leaf, margent and all,
+ That he was fain to seal on Cupid's name.
+
+ROSALINE That was the way to make his godhead wax,
+ For he hath been five thousand years a boy.
+
+KATHARINE Ay, and a shrewd unhappy gallows too.
+
+ROSALINE You'll ne'er be friends with him; a' kill'd your sister.
+
+KATHARINE He made her melancholy, sad, and heavy;
+ And so she died: had she been light, like you,
+ Of such a merry, nimble, stirring spirit,
+ She might ha' been a grandam ere she died:
+ And so may you; for a light heart lives long.
+
+ROSALINE What's your dark meaning, mouse, of this light word?
+
+KATHARINE A light condition in a beauty dark.
+
+ROSALINE We need more light to find your meaning out.
+
+KATHARINE You'll mar the light by taking it in snuff;
+ Therefore I'll darkly end the argument.
+
+ROSALINE Look what you do, you do it still i' the dark.
+
+KATHARINE So do not you, for you are a light wench.
+
+ROSALINE Indeed I weigh not you, and therefore light.
+
+KATHARINE You weigh me not? O, that's you care not for me.
+
+ROSALINE Great reason; for 'past cure is still past care.'
+
+PRINCESS Well bandied both; a set of wit well play'd.
+ But Rosaline, you have a favour too:
+ Who sent it? and what is it?
+
+ROSALINE I would you knew:
+ An if my face were but as fair as yours,
+ My favour were as great; be witness this.
+ Nay, I have verses too, I thank Biron:
+ The numbers true; and, were the numbering too,
+ I were the fairest goddess on the ground:
+ I am compared to twenty thousand fairs.
+ O, he hath drawn my picture in his letter!
+
+PRINCESS Any thing like?
+
+ROSALINE Much in the letters; nothing in the praise.
+
+PRINCESS Beauteous as ink; a good conclusion.
+
+KATHARINE Fair as a text B in a copy-book.
+
+ROSALINE 'Ware pencils, ho! let me not die your debtor,
+ My red dominical, my golden letter:
+ O, that your face were not so full of O's!
+
+KATHARINE A pox of that jest! and I beshrew all shrows.
+
+PRINCESS But, Katharine, what was sent to you from fair Dumain?
+
+KATHARINE Madam, this glove.
+
+PRINCESS Did he not send you twain?
+
+KATHARINE Yes, madam, and moreover
+ Some thousand verses of a faithful lover,
+ A huge translation of hypocrisy,
+ Vilely compiled, profound simplicity.
+
+MARIA This and these pearls to me sent Longaville:
+ The letter is too long by half a mile.
+
+PRINCESS I think no less. Dost thou not wish in heart
+ The chain were longer and the letter short?
+
+MARIA Ay, or I would these hands might never part.
+
+PRINCESS We are wise girls to mock our lovers so.
+
+ROSALINE They are worse fools to purchase mocking so.
+ That same Biron I'll torture ere I go:
+ O that I knew he were but in by the week!
+ How I would make him fawn and beg and seek
+ And wait the season and observe the times
+ And spend his prodigal wits in bootless rhymes
+ And shape his service wholly to my hests
+ And make him proud to make me proud that jests!
+ So perttaunt-like would I o'ersway his state
+ That he should be my fool and I his fate.
+
+PRINCESS None are so surely caught, when they are catch'd,
+ As wit turn'd fool: folly, in wisdom hatch'd,
+ Hath wisdom's warrant and the help of school
+ And wit's own grace to grace a learned fool.
+
+ROSALINE The blood of youth burns not with such excess
+ As gravity's revolt to wantonness.
+
+MARIA Folly in fools bears not so strong a note
+ As foolery in the wise, when wit doth dote;
+ Since all the power thereof it doth apply
+ To prove, by wit, worth in simplicity.
+
+PRINCESS Here comes Boyet, and mirth is in his face.
+
+ [Enter BOYET]
+
+BOYET O, I am stabb'd with laughter! Where's her grace?
+
+PRINCESS Thy news Boyet?
+
+BOYET Prepare, madam, prepare!
+ Arm, wenches, arm! encounters mounted are
+ Against your peace: Love doth approach disguised,
+ Armed in arguments; you'll be surprised:
+ Muster your wits; stand in your own defence;
+ Or hide your heads like cowards, and fly hence.
+
+PRINCESS Saint Denis to Saint Cupid! What are they
+ That charge their breath against us? say, scout, say.
+
+BOYET Under the cool shade of a sycamore
+ I thought to close mine eyes some half an hour;
+ When, lo! to interrupt my purposed rest,
+ Toward that shade I might behold addrest
+ The king and his companions: warily
+ I stole into a neighbour thicket by,
+ And overheard what you shall overhear,
+ That, by and by, disguised they will be here.
+ Their herald is a pretty knavish page,
+ That well by heart hath conn'd his embassage:
+ Action and accent did they teach him there;
+ 'Thus must thou speak,' and 'thus thy body bear:'
+ And ever and anon they made a doubt
+ Presence majestical would put him out,
+ 'For,' quoth the king, 'an angel shalt thou see;
+ Yet fear not thou, but speak audaciously.'
+ The boy replied, 'An angel is not evil;
+ I should have fear'd her had she been a devil.'
+ With that, all laugh'd and clapp'd him on the shoulder,
+ Making the bold wag by their praises bolder:
+ One rubb'd his elbow thus, and fleer'd and swore
+ A better speech was never spoke before;
+ Another, with his finger and his thumb,
+ Cried, 'Via! we will do't, come what will come;'
+ The third he caper'd, and cried, 'All goes well;'
+ The fourth turn'd on the toe, and down he fell.
+ With that, they all did tumble on the ground,
+ With such a zealous laughter, so profound,
+ That in this spleen ridiculous appears,
+ To cheque their folly, passion's solemn tears.
+
+PRINCESS But what, but what, come they to visit us?
+
+BOYET They do, they do: and are apparell'd thus.
+ Like Muscovites or Russians, as I guess.
+ Their purpose is to parle, to court and dance;
+ And every one his love-feat will advance
+ Unto his several mistress, which they'll know
+ By favours several which they did bestow.
+
+PRINCESS And will they so? the gallants shall be task'd;
+ For, ladies, we shall every one be mask'd;
+ And not a man of them shall have the grace,
+ Despite of suit, to see a lady's face.
+ Hold, Rosaline, this favour thou shalt wear,
+ And then the king will court thee for his dear;
+ Hold, take thou this, my sweet, and give me thine,
+ So shall Biron take me for Rosaline.
+ And change your favours too; so shall your loves
+ Woo contrary, deceived by these removes.
+
+ROSALINE Come on, then; wear the favours most in sight.
+
+KATHARINE But in this changing what is your intent?
+
+PRINCESS The effect of my intent is to cross theirs:
+ They do it but in mocking merriment;
+ And mock for mock is only my intent.
+ Their several counsels they unbosom shall
+ To loves mistook, and so be mock'd withal
+ Upon the next occasion that we meet,
+ With visages displayed, to talk and greet.
+
+ROSALINE But shall we dance, if they desire to't?
+
+PRINCESS No, to the death, we will not move a foot;
+ Nor to their penn'd speech render we no grace,
+ But while 'tis spoke each turn away her face.
+
+BOYET Why, that contempt will kill the speaker's heart,
+ And quite divorce his memory from his part.
+
+PRINCESS Therefore I do it; and I make no doubt
+ The rest will ne'er come in, if he be out
+ There's no such sport as sport by sport o'erthrown,
+ To make theirs ours and ours none but our own:
+ So shall we stay, mocking intended game,
+ And they, well mock'd, depart away with shame.
+
+ [Trumpets sound within]
+
+BOYET The trumpet sounds: be mask'd; the maskers come.
+
+ [The Ladies mask]
+
+ [Enter Blackamoors with music; MOTH; FERDINAND,
+ BIRON, LONGAVILLE, and DUMAIN, in Russian habits,
+ and masked]
+
+MOTH All hail, the richest beauties on the earth!--
+
+BOYET Beauties no richer than rich taffeta.
+
+MOTH A holy parcel of the fairest dames.
+
+ [The Ladies turn their backs to him]
+
+ That ever turn'd their--backs--to mortal views!
+
+BIRON [Aside to MOTH] Their eyes, villain, their eyes!
+
+MOTH That ever turn'd their eyes to mortal views!--Out--
+
+BOYET True; out indeed.
+
+MOTH Out of your favours, heavenly spirits, vouchsafe
+ Not to behold--
+
+BIRON [Aside to MOTH] Once to behold, rogue.
+
+MOTH Once to behold with your sun-beamed eyes,
+ --with your sun-beamed eyes--
+
+BOYET They will not answer to that epithet;
+ You were best call it 'daughter-beamed eyes.'
+
+MOTH They do not mark me, and that brings me out.
+
+BIRON Is this your perfectness? be gone, you rogue!
+
+ [Exit MOTH]
+
+ROSALINE What would these strangers? know their minds, Boyet:
+ If they do speak our language, 'tis our will:
+ That some plain man recount their purposes
+ Know what they would.
+
+BOYET What would you with the princess?
+
+BIRON Nothing but peace and gentle visitation.
+
+ROSALINE What would they, say they?
+
+BOYET Nothing but peace and gentle visitation.
+
+ROSALINE Why, that they have; and bid them so be gone.
+
+BOYET She says, you have it, and you may be gone.
+
+FERDINAND Say to her, we have measured many miles
+ To tread a measure with her on this grass.
+
+BOYET They say, that they have measured many a mile
+ To tread a measure with you on this grass.
+
+ROSALINE It is not so. Ask them how many inches
+ Is in one mile: if they have measured many,
+ The measure then of one is easily told.
+
+BOYET If to come hither you have measured miles,
+ And many miles, the princess bids you tell
+ How many inches doth fill up one mile.
+
+BIRON Tell her, we measure them by weary steps.
+
+BOYET She hears herself.
+
+ROSALINE How many weary steps,
+ Of many weary miles you have o'ergone,
+ Are number'd in the travel of one mile?
+
+BIRON We number nothing that we spend for you:
+ Our duty is so rich, so infinite,
+ That we may do it still without accompt.
+ Vouchsafe to show the sunshine of your face,
+ That we, like savages, may worship it.
+
+ROSALINE My face is but a moon, and clouded too.
+
+FERDINAND Blessed are clouds, to do as such clouds do!
+ Vouchsafe, bright moon, and these thy stars, to shine,
+ Those clouds removed, upon our watery eyne.
+
+ROSALINE O vain petitioner! beg a greater matter;
+ Thou now request'st but moonshine in the water.
+
+FERDINAND Then, in our measure do but vouchsafe one change.
+ Thou bid'st me beg: this begging is not strange.
+
+ROSALINE Play, music, then! Nay, you must do it soon.
+
+ [Music plays]
+
+ Not yet! no dance! Thus change I like the moon.
+
+FERDINAND Will you not dance? How come you thus estranged?
+
+ROSALINE You took the moon at full, but now she's changed.
+
+FERDINAND Yet still she is the moon, and I the man.
+ The music plays; vouchsafe some motion to it.
+
+ROSALINE Our ears vouchsafe it.
+
+FERDINAND But your legs should do it.
+
+ROSALINE Since you are strangers and come here by chance,
+ We'll not be nice: take hands. We will not dance.
+
+FERDINAND Why take we hands, then?
+
+ROSALINE Only to part friends:
+ Curtsy, sweet hearts; and so the measure ends.
+
+FERDINAND More measure of this measure; be not nice.
+
+ROSALINE We can afford no more at such a price.
+
+FERDINAND Prize you yourselves: what buys your company?
+
+ROSALINE Your absence only.
+
+FERDINAND That can never be.
+
+ROSALINE Then cannot we be bought: and so, adieu;
+ Twice to your visor, and half once to you.
+
+FERDINAND If you deny to dance, let's hold more chat.
+
+ROSALINE In private, then.
+
+FERDINAND I am best pleased with that.
+
+ [They converse apart]
+
+BIRON White-handed mistress, one sweet word with thee.
+
+PRINCESS Honey, and milk, and sugar; there is three.
+
+BIRON Nay then, two treys, and if you grow so nice,
+ Metheglin, wort, and malmsey: well run, dice!
+ There's half-a-dozen sweets.
+
+PRINCESS Seventh sweet, adieu:
+ Since you can cog, I'll play no more with you.
+
+BIRON One word in secret.
+
+PRINCESS Let it not be sweet.
+
+BIRON Thou grievest my gall.
+
+PRINCESS Gall! bitter.
+
+BIRON Therefore meet.
+
+ [They converse apart]
+
+DUMAIN Will you vouchsafe with me to change a word?
+
+MARIA Name it.
+
+DUMAIN Fair lady,--
+
+MARIA Say you so? Fair lord,--
+ Take that for your fair lady.
+
+DUMAIN Please it you,
+ As much in private, and I'll bid adieu.
+
+ [They converse apart]
+
+KATHARINE What, was your vizard made without a tongue?
+
+LONGAVILLE I know the reason, lady, why you ask.
+
+KATHARINE O for your reason! quickly, sir; I long.
+
+LONGAVILLE You have a double tongue within your mask,
+ And would afford my speechless vizard half.
+
+KATHARINE Veal, quoth the Dutchman. Is not 'veal' a calf?
+
+LONGAVILLE A calf, fair lady!
+
+KATHARINE No, a fair lord calf.
+
+LONGAVILLE Let's part the word.
+
+KATHARINE No, I'll not be your half
+ Take all, and wean it; it may prove an ox.
+
+LONGAVILLE Look, how you butt yourself in these sharp mocks!
+ Will you give horns, chaste lady? do not so.
+
+KATHARINE Then die a calf, before your horns do grow.
+
+LONGAVILLE One word in private with you, ere I die.
+
+KATHARINE Bleat softly then; the butcher hears you cry.
+
+ [They converse apart]
+
+BOYET The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen
+ As is the razor's edge invisible,
+ Cutting a smaller hair than may be seen,
+ Above the sense of sense; so sensible
+ Seemeth their conference; their conceits have wings
+ Fleeter than arrows, bullets, wind, thought, swifter things.
+
+ROSALINE Not one word more, my maids; break off, break off.
+
+BIRON By heaven, all dry-beaten with pure scoff!
+
+FERDINAND Farewell, mad wenches; you have simple wits.
+
+PRINCESS Twenty adieus, my frozen Muscovits.
+
+ [Exeunt FERDINAND, Lords, and Blackamoors]
+
+ Are these the breed of wits so wonder'd at?
+
+BOYET Tapers they are, with your sweet breaths puff'd out.
+
+ROSALINE Well-liking wits they have; gross, gross; fat, fat.
+
+PRINCESS O poverty in wit, kingly-poor flout!
+ Will they not, think you, hang themselves tonight?
+ Or ever, but in vizards, show their faces?
+ This pert Biron was out of countenance quite.
+
+ROSALINE O, they were all in lamentable cases!
+ The king was weeping-ripe for a good word.
+
+PRINCESS Biron did swear himself out of all suit.
+
+MARIA Dumain was at my service, and his sword:
+ No point, quoth I; my servant straight was mute.
+
+KATHARINE Lord Longaville said, I came o'er his heart;
+ And trow you what he called me?
+
+PRINCESS Qualm, perhaps.
+
+KATHARINE Yes, in good faith.
+
+PRINCESS Go, sickness as thou art!
+
+ROSALINE Well, better wits have worn plain statute-caps.
+ But will you hear? the king is my love sworn.
+
+PRINCESS And quick Biron hath plighted faith to me.
+
+KATHARINE And Longaville was for my service born.
+
+MARIA Dumain is mine, as sure as bark on tree.
+
+BOYET Madam, and pretty mistresses, give ear:
+ Immediately they will again be here
+ In their own shapes; for it can never be
+ They will digest this harsh indignity.
+
+PRINCESS Will they return?
+
+BOYET They will, they will, God knows,
+ And leap for joy, though they are lame with blows:
+ Therefore change favours; and, when they repair,
+ Blow like sweet roses in this summer air.
+
+PRINCESS How blow? how blow? speak to be understood.
+
+BOYET Fair ladies mask'd are roses in their bud;
+ Dismask'd, their damask sweet commixture shown,
+ Are angels vailing clouds, or roses blown.
+
+PRINCESS Avaunt, perplexity! What shall we do,
+ If they return in their own shapes to woo?
+
+ROSALINE Good madam, if by me you'll be advised,
+ Let's, mock them still, as well known as disguised:
+ Let us complain to them what fools were here,
+ Disguised like Muscovites, in shapeless gear;
+ And wonder what they were and to what end
+ Their shallow shows and prologue vilely penn'd
+ And their rough carriage so ridiculous,
+ Should be presented at our tent to us.
+
+BOYET Ladies, withdraw: the gallants are at hand.
+
+PRINCESS Whip to our tents, as roes run o'er land.
+
+ [Exeunt PRINCESS, ROSALINE, KATHARINE, and MARIA]
+
+ [Re-enter FERDINAND, BIRON, LONGAVILLE, and DUMAIN,
+ in their proper habits]
+
+FERDINAND Fair sir, God save you! Where's the princess?
+
+BOYET Gone to her tent. Please it your majesty
+ Command me any service to her thither?
+
+FERDINAND That she vouchsafe me audience for one word.
+
+BOYET I will; and so will she, I know, my lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BIRON This fellow pecks up wit as pigeons pease,
+ And utters it again when God doth please:
+ He is wit's pedler, and retails his wares
+ At wakes and wassails, meetings, markets, fairs;
+ And we that sell by gross, the Lord doth know,
+ Have not the grace to grace it with such show.
+ This gallant pins the wenches on his sleeve;
+ Had he been Adam, he had tempted Eve;
+ A' can carve too, and lisp: why, this is he
+ That kiss'd his hand away in courtesy;
+ This is the ape of form, monsieur the nice,
+ That, when he plays at tables, chides the dice
+ In honourable terms: nay, he can sing
+ A mean most meanly; and in ushering
+ Mend him who can: the ladies call him sweet;
+ The stairs, as he treads on them, kiss his feet:
+ This is the flower that smiles on every one,
+ To show his teeth as white as whale's bone;
+ And consciences, that will not die in debt,
+ Pay him the due of honey-tongued Boyet.
+
+FERDINAND A blister on his sweet tongue, with my heart,
+ That put Armado's page out of his part!
+
+BIRON See where it comes! Behavior, what wert thou
+ Till this madman show'd thee? and what art thou now?
+
+ [Re-enter the PRINCESS, ushered by BOYET, ROSALINE,
+ MARIA, and KATHARINE]
+
+FERDINAND All hail, sweet madam, and fair time of day!
+
+PRINCESS 'Fair' in 'all hail' is foul, as I conceive.
+
+FERDINAND Construe my speeches better, if you may.
+
+PRINCESS Then wish me better; I will give you leave.
+
+FERDINAND We came to visit you, and purpose now
+ To lead you to our court; vouchsafe it then.
+
+PRINCESS This field shall hold me; and so hold your vow:
+ Nor God, nor I, delights in perjured men.
+
+FERDINAND Rebuke me not for that which you provoke:
+ The virtue of your eye must break my oath.
+
+PRINCESS You nickname virtue; vice you should have spoke;
+ For virtue's office never breaks men's troth.
+ Now by my maiden honour, yet as pure
+ As the unsullied lily, I protest,
+ A world of torments though I should endure,
+ I would not yield to be your house's guest;
+ So much I hate a breaking cause to be
+ Of heavenly oaths, vow'd with integrity.
+
+FERDINAND O, you have lived in desolation here,
+ Unseen, unvisited, much to our shame.
+
+PRINCESS Not so, my lord; it is not so, I swear;
+ We have had pastimes here and pleasant game:
+ A mess of Russians left us but of late.
+
+FERDINAND How, madam! Russians!
+
+PRINCESS Ay, in truth, my lord;
+ Trim gallants, full of courtship and of state.
+
+ROSALINE Madam, speak true. It is not so, my lord:
+ My lady, to the manner of the days,
+ In courtesy gives undeserving praise.
+ We four indeed confronted were with four
+ In Russian habit: here they stay'd an hour,
+ And talk'd apace; and in that hour, my lord,
+ They did not bless us with one happy word.
+ I dare not call them fools; but this I think,
+ When they are thirsty, fools would fain have drink.
+
+BIRON This jest is dry to me. Fair gentle sweet,
+ Your wit makes wise things foolish: when we greet,
+ With eyes best seeing, heaven's fiery eye,
+ By light we lose light: your capacity
+ Is of that nature that to your huge store
+ Wise things seem foolish and rich things but poor.
+
+ROSALINE This proves you wise and rich, for in my eye,--
+
+BIRON I am a fool, and full of poverty.
+
+ROSALINE But that you take what doth to you belong,
+ It were a fault to snatch words from my tongue.
+
+BIRON O, I am yours, and all that I possess!
+
+ROSALINE All the fool mine?
+
+BIRON I cannot give you less.
+
+ROSALINE Which of the vizards was it that you wore?
+
+BIRON Where? when? what vizard? why demand you this?
+
+ROSALINE There, then, that vizard; that superfluous case
+ That hid the worse and show'd the better face.
+
+FERDINAND We are descried; they'll mock us now downright.
+
+DUMAIN Let us confess and turn it to a jest.
+
+PRINCESS Amazed, my lord? why looks your highness sad?
+
+ROSALINE Help, hold his brows! he'll swoon! Why look you pale?
+ Sea-sick, I think, coming from Muscovy.
+
+BIRON Thus pour the stars down plagues for perjury.
+ Can any face of brass hold longer out?
+ Here stand I lady, dart thy skill at me;
+ Bruise me with scorn, confound me with a flout;
+ Thrust thy sharp wit quite through my ignorance;
+ Cut me to pieces with thy keen conceit;
+ And I will wish thee never more to dance,
+ Nor never more in Russian habit wait.
+ O, never will I trust to speeches penn'd,
+ Nor to the motion of a schoolboy's tongue,
+ Nor never come in vizard to my friend,
+ Nor woo in rhyme, like a blind harper's song!
+ Taffeta phrases, silken terms precise,
+ Three-piled hyperboles, spruce affectation,
+ Figures pedantical; these summer-flies
+ Have blown me full of maggot ostentation:
+ I do forswear them; and I here protest,
+ By this white glove;--how white the hand, God knows!--
+ Henceforth my wooing mind shall be express'd
+ In russet yeas and honest kersey noes:
+ And, to begin, wench,--so God help me, la!--
+ My love to thee is sound, sans crack or flaw.
+
+ROSALINE Sans sans, I pray you.
+
+BIRON Yet I have a trick
+ Of the old rage: bear with me, I am sick;
+ I'll leave it by degrees. Soft, let us see:
+ Write, 'Lord have mercy on us' on those three;
+ They are infected; in their hearts it lies;
+ They have the plague, and caught it of your eyes;
+ These lords are visited; you are not free,
+ For the Lord's tokens on you do I see.
+
+PRINCESS No, they are free that gave these tokens to us.
+
+BIRON Our states are forfeit: seek not to undo us.
+
+ROSALINE It is not so; for how can this be true,
+ That you stand forfeit, being those that sue?
+
+BIRON Peace! for I will not have to do with you.
+
+ROSALINE Nor shall not, if I do as I intend.
+
+BIRON Speak for yourselves; my wit is at an end.
+
+FERDINAND Teach us, sweet madam, for our rude transgression
+ Some fair excuse.
+
+PRINCESS The fairest is confession.
+ Were not you here but even now disguised?
+
+FERDINAND Madam, I was.
+
+PRINCESS And were you well advised?
+
+FERDINAND I was, fair madam.
+
+PRINCESS When you then were here,
+ What did you whisper in your lady's ear?
+
+FERDINAND That more than all the world I did respect her.
+
+PRINCESS When she shall challenge this, you will reject her.
+
+FERDINAND Upon mine honour, no.
+
+PRINCESS Peace, peace! forbear:
+ Your oath once broke, you force not to forswear.
+
+FERDINAND Despise me, when I break this oath of mine.
+
+PRINCESS I will: and therefore keep it. Rosaline,
+ What did the Russian whisper in your ear?
+
+ROSALINE Madam, he swore that he did hold me dear
+ As precious eyesight, and did value me
+ Above this world; adding thereto moreover
+ That he would wed me, or else die my lover.
+
+PRINCESS God give thee joy of him! the noble lord
+ Most honourably doth unhold his word.
+
+FERDINAND What mean you, madam? by my life, my troth,
+ I never swore this lady such an oath.
+
+ROSALINE By heaven, you did; and to confirm it plain,
+ You gave me this: but take it, sir, again.
+
+FERDINAND My faith and this the princess I did give:
+ I knew her by this jewel on her sleeve.
+
+PRINCESS Pardon me, sir, this jewel did she wear;
+ And Lord Biron, I thank him, is my dear.
+ What, will you have me, or your pearl again?
+
+BIRON Neither of either; I remit both twain.
+ I see the trick on't: here was a consent,
+ Knowing aforehand of our merriment,
+ To dash it like a Christmas comedy:
+ Some carry-tale, some please-man, some slight zany,
+ Some mumble-news, some trencher-knight, some Dick,
+ That smiles his cheek in years and knows the trick
+ To make my lady laugh when she's disposed,
+ Told our intents before; which once disclosed,
+ The ladies did change favours: and then we,
+ Following the signs, woo'd but the sign of she.
+ Now, to our perjury to add more terror,
+ We are again forsworn, in will and error.
+ Much upon this it is: and might not you
+
+ [To BOYET]
+
+ Forestall our sport, to make us thus untrue?
+ Do not you know my lady's foot by the squier,
+ And laugh upon the apple of her eye?
+ And stand between her back, sir, and the fire,
+ Holding a trencher, jesting merrily?
+ You put our page out: go, you are allow'd;
+ Die when you will, a smock shall be your shroud.
+ You leer upon me, do you? there's an eye
+ Wounds like a leaden sword.
+
+BOYET Full merrily
+ Hath this brave manage, this career, been run.
+
+BIRON Lo, he is tilting straight! Peace! I have done.
+
+ [Enter COSTARD]
+
+ Welcome, pure wit! thou partest a fair fray.
+
+COSTARD O Lord, sir, they would know
+ Whether the three Worthies shall come in or no.
+
+BIRON What, are there but three?
+
+COSTARD No, sir; but it is vara fine,
+ For every one pursents three.
+
+BIRON And three times thrice is nine.
+
+COSTARD Not so, sir; under correction, sir; I hope it is not so.
+ You cannot beg us, sir, I can assure you, sir we know
+ what we know:
+ I hope, sir, three times thrice, sir,--
+
+BIRON Is not nine.
+
+COSTARD Under correction, sir, we know whereuntil it doth amount.
+
+BIRON By Jove, I always took three threes for nine.
+
+COSTARD O Lord, sir, it were pity you should get your living
+ by reckoning, sir.
+
+BIRON How much is it?
+
+COSTARD O Lord, sir, the parties themselves, the actors,
+ sir, will show whereuntil it doth amount: for mine
+ own part, I am, as they say, but to parfect one man
+ in one poor man, Pompion the Great, sir.
+
+BIRON Art thou one of the Worthies?
+
+COSTARD It pleased them to think me worthy of Pompion the
+ Great: for mine own part, I know not the degree of
+ the Worthy, but I am to stand for him.
+
+BIRON Go, bid them prepare.
+
+COSTARD We will turn it finely off, sir; we will take
+ some care.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FERDINAND Biron, they will shame us: let them not approach.
+
+BIRON We are shame-proof, my lord: and tis some policy
+ To have one show worse than the king's and his company.
+
+FERDINAND I say they shall not come.
+
+PRINCESS Nay, my good lord, let me o'errule you now:
+ That sport best pleases that doth least know how:
+ Where zeal strives to content, and the contents
+ Dies in the zeal of that which it presents:
+ Their form confounded makes most form in mirth,
+ When great things labouring perish in their birth.
+
+BIRON A right description of our sport, my lord.
+
+ [Enter DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO]
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Anointed, I implore so much expense of thy royal
+ sweet breath as will utter a brace of words.
+
+ [Converses apart with FERDINAND, and delivers him a paper]
+
+PRINCESS Doth this man serve God?
+
+BIRON Why ask you?
+
+PRINCESS He speaks not like a man of God's making.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO That is all one, my fair, sweet, honey monarch; for,
+ I protest, the schoolmaster is exceeding
+ fantastical; too, too vain, too too vain: but we
+ will put it, as they say, to fortuna de la guerra.
+ I wish you the peace of mind, most royal couplement!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FERDINAND Here is like to be a good presence of Worthies. He
+ presents Hector of Troy; the swain, Pompey the
+ Great; the parish curate, Alexander; Armado's page,
+ Hercules; the pedant, Judas Maccabaeus: And if
+ these four Worthies in their first show thrive,
+ These four will change habits, and present the other five.
+
+BIRON There is five in the first show.
+
+FERDINAND You are deceived; 'tis not so.
+
+BIRON The pedant, the braggart, the hedge-priest, the fool
+ and the boy:--
+ Abate throw at novum, and the whole world again
+ Cannot pick out five such, take each one in his vein.
+
+FERDINAND The ship is under sail, and here she comes amain.
+
+ [Enter COSTARD, for Pompey]
+
+COSTARD I Pompey am,--
+
+BOYET You lie, you are not he.
+
+COSTARD I Pompey am,--
+
+BOYET With libbard's head on knee.
+
+BIRON Well said, old mocker: I must needs be friends
+ with thee.
+
+COSTARD I Pompey am, Pompey surnamed the Big--
+
+DUMAIN The Great.
+
+COSTARD It is, 'Great,' sir:--
+ Pompey surnamed the Great;
+ That oft in field, with targe and shield, did make
+ my foe to sweat:
+ And travelling along this coast, I here am come by chance,
+ And lay my arms before the legs of this sweet lass of France,
+ If your ladyship would say, 'Thanks, Pompey,' I had done.
+
+PRINCESS Great thanks, great Pompey.
+
+COSTARD 'Tis not so much worth; but I hope I was perfect: I
+ made a little fault in 'Great.'
+
+BIRON My hat to a halfpenny, Pompey proves the best Worthy.
+
+ [Enter SIR NATHANIEL, for Alexander]
+
+SIR NATHANIEL When in the world I lived, I was the world's
+ commander;
+ By east, west, north, and south, I spread my
+ conquering might:
+ My scutcheon plain declares that I am Alisander,--
+
+BOYET Your nose says, no, you are not for it stands too right.
+
+BIRON Your nose smells 'no' in this, most tender-smelling knight.
+
+PRINCESS The conqueror is dismay'd. Proceed, good Alexander.
+
+SIR NATHANIEL When in the world I lived, I was the world's
+ commander,--
+
+BOYET Most true, 'tis right; you were so, Alisander.
+
+BIRON Pompey the Great,--
+
+COSTARD Your servant, and Costard.
+
+BIRON Take away the conqueror, take away Alisander.
+
+COSTARD [To SIR NATHANIEL] O, sir, you have overthrown
+ Alisander the conqueror! You will be scraped out of
+ the painted cloth for this: your lion, that holds
+ his poll-axe sitting on a close-stool, will be given
+ to Ajax: he will be the ninth Worthy. A conqueror,
+ and afeard to speak! run away for shame, Alisander.
+
+ [SIR NATHANIEL retires]
+
+ There, an't shall please you; a foolish mild man; an
+ honest man, look you, and soon dashed. He is a
+ marvellous good neighbour, faith, and a very good
+ bowler: but, for Alisander,--alas, you see how
+ 'tis,--a little o'erparted. But there are Worthies
+ a-coming will speak their mind in some other sort.
+
+ [Enter HOLOFERNES, for Judas; and MOTH, for Hercules]
+
+HOLOFERNES Great Hercules is presented by this imp,
+ Whose club kill'd Cerberus, that three-headed canis;
+ And when he was a babe, a child, a shrimp,
+ Thus did he strangle serpents in his manus.
+ Quoniam he seemeth in minority,
+ Ergo I come with this apology.
+ Keep some state in thy exit, and vanish.
+
+ [MOTH retires]
+
+ Judas I am,--
+
+DUMAIN A Judas!
+
+HOLOFERNES Not Iscariot, sir.
+ Judas I am, ycliped Maccabaeus.
+
+DUMAIN Judas Maccabaeus clipt is plain Judas.
+
+BIRON A kissing traitor. How art thou proved Judas?
+
+HOLOFERNES Judas I am,--
+
+DUMAIN The more shame for you, Judas.
+
+HOLOFERNES What mean you, sir?
+
+BOYET To make Judas hang himself.
+
+HOLOFERNES Begin, sir; you are my elder.
+
+BIRON Well followed: Judas was hanged on an elder.
+
+HOLOFERNES I will not be put out of countenance.
+
+BIRON Because thou hast no face.
+
+HOLOFERNES What is this?
+
+BOYET A cittern-head.
+
+DUMAIN The head of a bodkin.
+
+BIRON A Death's face in a ring.
+
+LONGAVILLE The face of an old Roman coin, scarce seen.
+
+BOYET The pommel of Caesar's falchion.
+
+DUMAIN The carved-bone face on a flask.
+
+BIRON Saint George's half-cheek in a brooch.
+
+DUMAIN Ay, and in a brooch of lead.
+
+BIRON Ay, and worn in the cap of a tooth-drawer.
+ And now forward; for we have put thee in countenance.
+
+HOLOFERNES You have put me out of countenance.
+
+BIRON False; we have given thee faces.
+
+HOLOFERNES But you have out-faced them all.
+
+BIRON An thou wert a lion, we would do so.
+
+BOYET Therefore, as he is an ass, let him go.
+ And so adieu, sweet Jude! nay, why dost thou stay?
+
+DUMAIN For the latter end of his name.
+
+BIRON For the ass to the Jude; give it him:--Jud-as, away!
+
+HOLOFERNES This is not generous, not gentle, not humble.
+
+BOYET A light for Monsieur Judas! it grows dark, he may stumble.
+
+ [HOLOFERNES retires]
+
+PRINCESS Alas, poor Maccabaeus, how hath he been baited!
+
+ [Enter DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO, for Hector]
+
+BIRON Hide thy head, Achilles: here comes Hector in arms.
+
+DUMAIN Though my mocks come home by me, I will now be merry.
+
+FERDINAND Hector was but a Troyan in respect of this.
+
+BOYET But is this Hector?
+
+FERDINAND I think Hector was not so clean-timbered.
+
+LONGAVILLE His leg is too big for Hector's.
+
+DUMAIN More calf, certain.
+
+BOYET No; he is best endued in the small.
+
+BIRON This cannot be Hector.
+
+DUMAIN He's a god or a painter; for he makes faces.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO The armipotent Mars, of lances the almighty,
+ Gave Hector a gift,--
+
+DUMAIN A gilt nutmeg.
+
+BIRON A lemon.
+
+LONGAVILLE Stuck with cloves.
+
+DUMAIN No, cloven.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Peace!--
+ The armipotent Mars, of lances the almighty
+ Gave Hector a gift, the heir of Ilion;
+ A man so breathed, that certain he would fight; yea
+ From morn till night, out of his pavilion.
+ I am that flower,--
+
+DUMAIN That mint.
+
+LONGAVILLE That columbine.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Sweet Lord Longaville, rein thy tongue.
+
+LONGAVILLE I must rather give it the rein, for it runs against Hector.
+
+DUMAIN Ay, and Hector's a greyhound.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO The sweet war-man is dead and rotten; sweet chucks,
+ beat not the bones of the buried: when he breathed,
+ he was a man. But I will forward with my device.
+
+ [To the PRINCESS]
+
+ Sweet royalty, bestow on me the sense of hearing.
+
+PRINCESS Speak, brave Hector: we are much delighted.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I do adore thy sweet grace's slipper.
+
+BOYET [Aside to DUMAIN] Loves her by the foot,--
+
+DUMAIN [Aside to BOYET] He may not by the yard.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO This Hector far surmounted Hannibal,--
+
+COSTARD The party is gone, fellow Hector, she is gone; she
+ is two months on her way.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO What meanest thou?
+
+COSTARD Faith, unless you play the honest Troyan, the poor
+ wench is cast away: she's quick; the child brags in
+ her belly already: tis yours.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Dost thou infamonize me among potentates? thou shalt
+ die.
+
+COSTARD Then shall Hector be whipped for Jaquenetta that is
+ quick by him and hanged for Pompey that is dead by
+ him.
+
+DUMAIN Most rare Pompey!
+
+BOYET Renowned Pompey!
+
+BIRON Greater than great, great, great, great Pompey!
+ Pompey the Huge!
+
+DUMAIN Hector trembles.
+
+BIRON Pompey is moved. More Ates, more Ates! stir them
+ on! stir them on!
+
+DUMAIN Hector will challenge him.
+
+BIRON Ay, if a' have no man's blood in's belly than will
+ sup a flea.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO By the north pole, I do challenge thee.
+
+COSTARD I will not fight with a pole, like a northern man:
+ I'll slash; I'll do it by the sword. I bepray you,
+ let me borrow my arms again.
+
+DUMAIN Room for the incensed Worthies!
+
+COSTARD I'll do it in my shirt.
+
+DUMAIN Most resolute Pompey!
+
+MOTH Master, let me take you a buttonhole lower. Do you
+ not see Pompey is uncasing for the combat? What mean
+ you? You will lose your reputation.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Gentlemen and soldiers, pardon me; I will not combat
+ in my shirt.
+
+DUMAIN You may not deny it: Pompey hath made the challenge.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Sweet bloods, I both may and will.
+
+BIRON What reason have you for't?
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt; I go
+ woolward for penance.
+
+BOYET True, and it was enjoined him in Rome for want of
+ linen: since when, I'll be sworn, he wore none but
+ a dishclout of Jaquenetta's, and that a' wears next
+ his heart for a favour.
+
+ [Enter MERCADE]
+
+MERCADE God save you, madam!
+
+PRINCESS Welcome, Mercade;
+ But that thou interrupt'st our merriment.
+
+MERCADE I am sorry, madam; for the news I bring
+ Is heavy in my tongue. The king your father--
+
+PRINCESS Dead, for my life!
+
+MERCADE Even so; my tale is told.
+
+BIRON Worthies, away! the scene begins to cloud.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO For mine own part, I breathe free breath. I have
+ seen the day of wrong through the little hole of
+ discretion, and I will right myself like a soldier.
+
+ [Exeunt Worthies]
+
+FERDINAND How fares your majesty?
+
+PRINCESS Boyet, prepare; I will away tonight.
+
+FERDINAND Madam, not so; I do beseech you, stay.
+
+PRINCESS Prepare, I say. I thank you, gracious lords,
+ For all your fair endeavors; and entreat,
+ Out of a new-sad soul, that you vouchsafe
+ In your rich wisdom to excuse or hide
+ The liberal opposition of our spirits,
+ If over-boldly we have borne ourselves
+ In the converse of breath: your gentleness
+ Was guilty of it. Farewell worthy lord!
+ A heavy heart bears not a nimble tongue:
+ Excuse me so, coming too short of thanks
+ For my great suit so easily obtain'd.
+
+FERDINAND The extreme parts of time extremely forms
+ All causes to the purpose of his speed,
+ And often at his very loose decides
+ That which long process could not arbitrate:
+ And though the mourning brow of progeny
+ Forbid the smiling courtesy of love
+ The holy suit which fain it would convince,
+ Yet, since love's argument was first on foot,
+ Let not the cloud of sorrow justle it
+ From what it purposed; since, to wail friends lost
+ Is not by much so wholesome-profitable
+ As to rejoice at friends but newly found.
+
+PRINCESS I understand you not: my griefs are double.
+
+BIRON Honest plain words best pierce the ear of grief;
+ And by these badges understand the king.
+ For your fair sakes have we neglected time,
+ Play'd foul play with our oaths: your beauty, ladies,
+ Hath much deform'd us, fashioning our humours
+ Even to the opposed end of our intents:
+ And what in us hath seem'd ridiculous,--
+ As love is full of unbefitting strains,
+ All wanton as a child, skipping and vain,
+ Form'd by the eye and therefore, like the eye,
+ Full of strange shapes, of habits and of forms,
+ Varying in subjects as the eye doth roll
+ To every varied object in his glance:
+ Which parti-coated presence of loose love
+ Put on by us, if, in your heavenly eyes,
+ Have misbecomed our oaths and gravities,
+ Those heavenly eyes, that look into these faults,
+ Suggested us to make. Therefore, ladies,
+ Our love being yours, the error that love makes
+ Is likewise yours: we to ourselves prove false,
+ By being once false for ever to be true
+ To those that make us both,--fair ladies, you:
+ And even that falsehood, in itself a sin,
+ Thus purifies itself and turns to grace.
+
+PRINCESS We have received your letters full of love;
+ Your favours, the ambassadors of love;
+ And, in our maiden council, rated them
+ At courtship, pleasant jest and courtesy,
+ As bombast and as lining to the time:
+ But more devout than this in our respects
+ Have we not been; and therefore met your loves
+ In their own fashion, like a merriment.
+
+DUMAIN Our letters, madam, show'd much more than jest.
+
+LONGAVILLE So did our looks.
+
+ROSALINE We did not quote them so.
+
+FERDINAND Now, at the latest minute of the hour,
+ Grant us your loves.
+
+PRINCESS A time, methinks, too short
+ To make a world-without-end bargain in.
+ No, no, my lord, your grace is perjured much,
+ Full of dear guiltiness; and therefore this:
+ If for my love, as there is no such cause,
+ You will do aught, this shall you do for me:
+ Your oath I will not trust; but go with speed
+ To some forlorn and naked hermitage,
+ Remote from all the pleasures of the world;
+ There stay until the twelve celestial signs
+ Have brought about the annual reckoning.
+ If this austere insociable life
+ Change not your offer made in heat of blood;
+ If frosts and fasts, hard lodging and thin weeds
+ Nip not the gaudy blossoms of your love,
+ But that it bear this trial and last love;
+ Then, at the expiration of the year,
+ Come challenge me, challenge me by these deserts,
+ And, by this virgin palm now kissing thine
+ I will be thine; and till that instant shut
+ My woeful self up in a mourning house,
+ Raining the tears of lamentation
+ For the remembrance of my father's death.
+ If this thou do deny, let our hands part,
+ Neither entitled in the other's heart.
+
+FERDINAND If this, or more than this, I would deny,
+ To flatter up these powers of mine with rest,
+ The sudden hand of death close up mine eye!
+ Hence ever then my heart is in thy breast.
+
+BIRON [And what to me, my love? and what to me?
+
+ROSALINE You must be purged too, your sins are rack'd,
+ You are attaint with faults and perjury:
+ Therefore if you my favour mean to get,
+ A twelvemonth shall you spend, and never rest,
+ But seek the weary beds of people sick]
+
+DUMAIN But what to me, my love? but what to me? A wife?
+
+KATHARINE A beard, fair health, and honesty;
+ With three-fold love I wish you all these three.
+
+DUMAIN O, shall I say, I thank you, gentle wife?
+
+KATHARINE Not so, my lord; a twelvemonth and a day
+ I'll mark no words that smooth-faced wooers say:
+ Come when the king doth to my lady come;
+ Then, if I have much love, I'll give you some.
+
+DUMAIN I'll serve thee true and faithfully till then.
+
+KATHARINE Yet swear not, lest ye be forsworn again.
+
+LONGAVILLE What says Maria?
+
+MARIA At the twelvemonth's end
+ I'll change my black gown for a faithful friend.
+
+LONGAVILLE I'll stay with patience; but the time is long.
+
+MARIA The liker you; few taller are so young.
+
+BIRON Studies my lady? mistress, look on me;
+ Behold the window of my heart, mine eye,
+ What humble suit attends thy answer there:
+ Impose some service on me for thy love.
+
+ROSALINE Oft have I heard of you, my Lord Biron,
+ Before I saw you; and the world's large tongue
+ Proclaims you for a man replete with mocks,
+ Full of comparisons and wounding flouts,
+ Which you on all estates will execute
+ That lie within the mercy of your wit.
+ To weed this wormwood from your fruitful brain,
+ And therewithal to win me, if you please,
+ Without the which I am not to be won,
+ You shall this twelvemonth term from day to day
+ Visit the speechless sick and still converse
+ With groaning wretches; and your task shall be,
+ With all the fierce endeavor of your wit
+ To enforce the pained impotent to smile.
+
+BIRON To move wild laughter in the throat of death?
+ It cannot be; it is impossible:
+ Mirth cannot move a soul in agony.
+
+ROSALINE Why, that's the way to choke a gibing spirit,
+ Whose influence is begot of that loose grace
+ Which shallow laughing hearers give to fools:
+ A jest's prosperity lies in the ear
+ Of him that hears it, never in the tongue
+ Of him that makes it: then, if sickly ears,
+ Deaf'd with the clamours of their own dear groans,
+ Will hear your idle scorns, continue then,
+ And I will have you and that fault withal;
+ But if they will not, throw away that spirit,
+ And I shall find you empty of that fault,
+ Right joyful of your reformation.
+
+BIRON A twelvemonth! well; befall what will befall,
+ I'll jest a twelvemonth in an hospital.
+
+PRINCESS [To FERDINAND] Ay, sweet my lord; and so I take my leave.
+
+FERDINAND No, madam; we will bring you on your way.
+
+BIRON Our wooing doth not end like an old play;
+ Jack hath not Jill: these ladies' courtesy
+ Might well have made our sport a comedy.
+
+FERDINAND Come, sir, it wants a twelvemonth and a day,
+ And then 'twill end.
+
+BIRON That's too long for a play.
+
+ [Re-enter DON ADRIANO DE ARMADO]
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Sweet majesty, vouchsafe me,--
+
+PRINCESS Was not that Hector?
+
+DUMAIN The worthy knight of Troy.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO I will kiss thy royal finger, and take leave. I am
+ a votary; I have vowed to Jaquenetta to hold the
+ plough for her sweet love three years. But, most
+ esteemed greatness, will you hear the dialogue that
+ the two learned men have compiled in praise of the
+ owl and the cuckoo? It should have followed in the
+ end of our show.
+
+FERDINAND Call them forth quickly; we will do so.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO Holla! approach.
+
+ [Re-enter HOLOFERNES, SIR NATHANIEL, MOTH, COSTARD,
+ and others]
+
+ This side is Hiems, Winter, this Ver, the Spring;
+ the one maintained by the owl, the other by the
+ cuckoo. Ver, begin.
+
+ [THE SONG]
+
+ SPRING.
+ When daisies pied and violets blue
+ And lady-smocks all silver-white
+ And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue
+ Do paint the meadows with delight,
+ The cuckoo then, on every tree,
+ Mocks married men; for thus sings he, Cuckoo;
+ Cuckoo, cuckoo: O word of fear,
+ Unpleasing to a married ear!
+
+ When shepherds pipe on oaten straws
+ And merry larks are ploughmen's clocks,
+ When turtles tread, and rooks, and daws,
+ And maidens bleach their summer smocks
+ The cuckoo then, on every tree,
+ Mocks married men; for thus sings he, Cuckoo;
+ Cuckoo, cuckoo: O word of fear,
+ Unpleasing to a married ear!
+
+ WINTER.
+ When icicles hang by the wall
+ And Dick the shepherd blows his nail
+ And Tom bears logs into the hall
+ And milk comes frozen home in pail,
+ When blood is nipp'd and ways be foul,
+ Then nightly sings the staring owl, Tu-whit;
+ Tu-who, a merry note,
+ While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.
+
+ When all aloud the wind doth blow
+ And coughing drowns the parson's saw
+ And birds sit brooding in the snow
+ And Marian's nose looks red and raw,
+ When roasted crabs hiss in the bowl,
+ Then nightly sings the staring owl, Tu-whit;
+ Tu-who, a merry note,
+ While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.
+
+DON
+ADRIANO DE ARMADO The words of Mercury are harsh after the songs of
+ Apollo. You that way: we this way.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+VINCENTIO the Duke. (DUKE VINCENTIO:)
+
+ANGELO Deputy.
+
+ESCALUS an ancient Lord.
+
+CLAUDIO a young gentleman.
+
+LUCIO a fantastic.
+
+ Two other gentlemen.
+ (First Gentleman:)
+ (Second Gentleman:)
+ Provost.
+
+
+PETER (FRIAR PETER:) |
+ | two friars.
+THOMAS (FRIAR THOMAS:) |
+
+
+ A Justice.
+
+VARRIUS:
+
+ELBOW a simple constable.
+
+FROTH a foolish gentleman.
+
+POMPEY servant to Mistress Overdone.
+
+ABHORSON an executioner.
+
+BARNARDINE a dissolute prisoner.
+
+ISABELLA sister to Claudio.
+
+MARIANA betrothed to Angelo.
+
+JULIET beloved of Claudio.
+
+FRANCISCA a nun.
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE a bawd.
+
+ Lords, Officers, Citizens, Boy, and Attendant.
+ (Servant:)
+ (Messenger:)
+
+
+SCENE Vienna.
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+SCENE I An apartment in the DUKE'S palace.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE VINCENTIO, ESCALUS, Lords and
+ Attendants]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Escalus.
+
+ESCALUS My lord.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Of government the properties to unfold,
+ Would seem in me to affect speech and discourse;
+ Since I am put to know that your own science
+ Exceeds, in that, the lists of all advice
+ My strength can give you: then no more remains,
+ But that to your sufficiency [ ]
+ [ ] as your Worth is able,
+ And let them work. The nature of our people,
+ Our city's institutions, and the terms
+ For common justice, you're as pregnant in
+ As art and practise hath enriched any
+ That we remember. There is our commission,
+ From which we would not have you warp. Call hither,
+ I say, bid come before us Angelo.
+
+ [Exit an Attendant]
+
+ What figure of us think you he will bear?
+ For you must know, we have with special soul
+ Elected him our absence to supply,
+ Lent him our terror, dress'd him with our love,
+ And given his deputation all the organs
+ Of our own power: what think you of it?
+
+ESCALUS If any in Vienna be of worth
+ To undergo such ample grace and honour,
+ It is Lord Angelo.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Look where he comes.
+
+ [Enter ANGELO]
+
+ANGELO Always obedient to your grace's will,
+ I come to know your pleasure.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Angelo,
+ There is a kind of character in thy life,
+ That to the observer doth thy history
+ Fully unfold. Thyself and thy belongings
+ Are not thine own so proper as to waste
+ Thyself upon thy virtues, they on thee.
+ Heaven doth with us as we with torches do,
+ Not light them for themselves; for if our virtues
+ Did not go forth of us, 'twere all alike
+ As if we had them not. Spirits are not finely touch'd
+ But to fine issues, nor Nature never lends
+ The smallest scruple of her excellence
+ But, like a thrifty goddess, she determines
+ Herself the glory of a creditor,
+ Both thanks and use. But I do bend my speech
+ To one that can my part in him advertise;
+ Hold therefore, Angelo:--
+ In our remove be thou at full ourself;
+ Mortality and mercy in Vienna
+ Live in thy tongue and heart: old Escalus,
+ Though first in question, is thy secondary.
+ Take thy commission.
+
+ANGELO Now, good my lord,
+ Let there be some more test made of my metal,
+ Before so noble and so great a figure
+ Be stamp'd upon it.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO No more evasion:
+ We have with a leaven'd and prepared choice
+ Proceeded to you; therefore take your honours.
+ Our haste from hence is of so quick condition
+ That it prefers itself and leaves unquestion'd
+ Matters of needful value. We shall write to you,
+ As time and our concernings shall importune,
+ How it goes with us, and do look to know
+ What doth befall you here. So, fare you well;
+ To the hopeful execution do I leave you
+ Of your commissions.
+
+ANGELO Yet give leave, my lord,
+ That we may bring you something on the way.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO My haste may not admit it;
+ Nor need you, on mine honour, have to do
+ With any scruple; your scope is as mine own
+ So to enforce or qualify the laws
+ As to your soul seems good. Give me your hand:
+ I'll privily away. I love the people,
+ But do not like to stage me to their eyes:
+ Through it do well, I do not relish well
+ Their loud applause and Aves vehement;
+ Nor do I think the man of safe discretion
+ That does affect it. Once more, fare you well.
+
+ANGELO The heavens give safety to your purposes!
+
+ESCALUS Lead forth and bring you back in happiness!
+
+DUKE I thank you. Fare you well.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ESCALUS I shall desire you, sir, to give me leave
+ To have free speech with you; and it concerns me
+ To look into the bottom of my place:
+ A power I have, but of what strength and nature
+ I am not yet instructed.
+
+ANGELO 'Tis so with me. Let us withdraw together,
+ And we may soon our satisfaction have
+ Touching that point.
+
+ESCALUS I'll wait upon your honour.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+SCENE II A Street.
+
+
+ [Enter LUCIO and two Gentlemen]
+
+LUCIO If the duke with the other dukes come not to
+ composition with the King of Hungary, why then all
+ the dukes fall upon the king.
+
+First Gentleman Heaven grant us its peace, but not the King of
+ Hungary's!
+
+Second Gentleman Amen.
+
+LUCIO Thou concludest like the sanctimonious pirate, that
+ went to sea with the Ten Commandments, but scraped
+ one out of the table.
+
+Second Gentleman 'Thou shalt not steal'?
+
+LUCIO Ay, that he razed.
+
+First Gentleman Why, 'twas a commandment to command the captain and
+ all the rest from their functions: they put forth
+ to steal. There's not a soldier of us all, that, in
+ the thanksgiving before meat, do relish the petition
+ well that prays for peace.
+
+Second Gentleman I never heard any soldier dislike it.
+
+LUCIO I believe thee; for I think thou never wast where
+ grace was said.
+
+Second Gentleman No? a dozen times at least.
+
+First Gentleman What, in metre?
+
+LUCIO In any proportion or in any language.
+
+First Gentleman I think, or in any religion.
+
+LUCIO Ay, why not? Grace is grace, despite of all
+ controversy: as, for example, thou thyself art a
+ wicked villain, despite of all grace.
+
+First Gentleman Well, there went but a pair of shears between us.
+
+LUCIO I grant; as there may between the lists and the
+ velvet. Thou art the list.
+
+First Gentleman And thou the velvet: thou art good velvet; thou'rt
+ a three-piled piece, I warrant thee: I had as lief
+ be a list of an English kersey as be piled, as thou
+ art piled, for a French velvet. Do I speak
+ feelingly now?
+
+LUCIO I think thou dost; and, indeed, with most painful
+ feeling of thy speech: I will, out of thine own
+ confession, learn to begin thy health; but, whilst I
+ live, forget to drink after thee.
+
+First Gentleman I think I have done myself wrong, have I not?
+
+Second Gentleman Yes, that thou hast, whether thou art tainted or free.
+
+LUCIO Behold, behold. where Madam Mitigation comes! I
+ have purchased as many diseases under her roof as come to--
+
+Second Gentleman To what, I pray?
+
+LUCIO Judge.
+
+Second Gentleman To three thousand dolours a year.
+
+First Gentleman Ay, and more.
+
+LUCIO A French crown more.
+
+First Gentleman Thou art always figuring diseases in me; but thou
+ art full of error; I am sound.
+
+LUCIO Nay, not as one would say, healthy; but so sound as
+ things that are hollow: thy bones are hollow;
+ impiety has made a feast of thee.
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS OVERDONE]
+
+First Gentleman How now! which of your hips has the most profound sciatica?
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE Well, well; there's one yonder arrested and carried
+ to prison was worth five thousand of you all.
+
+Second Gentleman Who's that, I pray thee?
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE Marry, sir, that's Claudio, Signior Claudio.
+
+First Gentleman Claudio to prison? 'tis not so.
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE Nay, but I know 'tis so: I saw him arrested, saw
+ him carried away; and, which is more, within these
+ three days his head to be chopped off.
+
+LUCIO But, after all this fooling, I would not have it so.
+ Art thou sure of this?
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE I am too sure of it: and it is for getting Madam
+ Julietta with child.
+
+LUCIO Believe me, this may be: he promised to meet me two
+ hours since, and he was ever precise in
+ promise-keeping.
+
+Second Gentleman Besides, you know, it draws something near to the
+ speech we had to such a purpose.
+
+First Gentleman But, most of all, agreeing with the proclamation.
+
+LUCIO Away! let's go learn the truth of it.
+
+ [Exeunt LUCIO and Gentlemen]
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE Thus, what with the war, what with the sweat, what
+ with the gallows and what with poverty, I am
+ custom-shrunk.
+
+ [Enter POMPEY]
+
+ How now! what's the news with you?
+
+POMPEY Yonder man is carried to prison.
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE Well; what has he done?
+
+POMPEY A woman.
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE But what's his offence?
+
+POMPEY Groping for trouts in a peculiar river.
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE What, is there a maid with child by him?
+
+POMPEY No, but there's a woman with maid by him. You have
+ not heard of the proclamation, have you?
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE What proclamation, man?
+
+POMPEY All houses in the suburbs of Vienna must be plucked down.
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE And what shall become of those in the city?
+
+POMPEY They shall stand for seed: they had gone down too,
+ but that a wise burgher put in for them.
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE But shall all our houses of resort in the suburbs be
+ pulled down?
+
+POMPEY To the ground, mistress.
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE Why, here's a change indeed in the commonwealth!
+ What shall become of me?
+
+POMPEY Come; fear you not: good counsellors lack no
+ clients: though you change your place, you need not
+ change your trade; I'll be your tapster still.
+ Courage! there will be pity taken on you: you that
+ have worn your eyes almost out in the service, you
+ will be considered.
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE What's to do here, Thomas tapster? let's withdraw.
+
+POMPEY Here comes Signior Claudio, led by the provost to
+ prison; and there's Madam Juliet.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Enter Provost, CLAUDIO, JULIET, and Officers]
+
+CLAUDIO Fellow, why dost thou show me thus to the world?
+ Bear me to prison, where I am committed.
+
+Provost I do it not in evil disposition,
+ But from Lord Angelo by special charge.
+
+CLAUDIO Thus can the demigod Authority
+ Make us pay down for our offence by weight
+ The words of heaven; on whom it will, it will;
+ On whom it will not, so; yet still 'tis just.
+
+ [Re-enter LUCIO and two Gentlemen]
+
+LUCIO Why, how now, Claudio! whence comes this restraint?
+
+CLAUDIO From too much liberty, my Lucio, liberty:
+ As surfeit is the father of much fast,
+ So every scope by the immoderate use
+ Turns to restraint. Our natures do pursue,
+ Like rats that ravin down their proper bane,
+ A thirsty evil; and when we drink we die.
+
+LUCIO If could speak so wisely under an arrest, I would
+ send for certain of my creditors: and yet, to say
+ the truth, I had as lief have the foppery of freedom
+ as the morality of imprisonment. What's thy
+ offence, Claudio?
+
+CLAUDIO What but to speak of would offend again.
+
+LUCIO What, is't murder?
+
+CLAUDIO No.
+
+LUCIO Lechery?
+
+CLAUDIO Call it so.
+
+Provost Away, sir! you must go.
+
+CLAUDIO One word, good friend. Lucio, a word with you.
+
+LUCIO A hundred, if they'll do you any good.
+ Is lechery so look'd after?
+
+CLAUDIO Thus stands it with me: upon a true contract
+ I got possession of Julietta's bed:
+ You know the lady; she is fast my wife,
+ Save that we do the denunciation lack
+ Of outward order: this we came not to,
+ Only for propagation of a dower
+ Remaining in the coffer of her friends,
+ From whom we thought it meet to hide our love
+ Till time had made them for us. But it chances
+ The stealth of our most mutual entertainment
+ With character too gross is writ on Juliet.
+
+LUCIO With child, perhaps?
+
+CLAUDIO Unhappily, even so.
+ And the new deputy now for the duke--
+ Whether it be the fault and glimpse of newness,
+ Or whether that the body public be
+ A horse whereon the governor doth ride,
+ Who, newly in the seat, that it may know
+ He can command, lets it straight feel the spur;
+ Whether the tyranny be in his place,
+ Or in his emmence that fills it up,
+ I stagger in:--but this new governor
+ Awakes me all the enrolled penalties
+ Which have, like unscour'd armour, hung by the wall
+ So long that nineteen zodiacs have gone round
+ And none of them been worn; and, for a name,
+ Now puts the drowsy and neglected act
+ Freshly on me: 'tis surely for a name.
+
+LUCIO I warrant it is: and thy head stands so tickle on
+ thy shoulders that a milkmaid, if she be in love,
+ may sigh it off. Send after the duke and appeal to
+ him.
+
+CLAUDIO I have done so, but he's not to be found.
+ I prithee, Lucio, do me this kind service:
+ This day my sister should the cloister enter
+ And there receive her approbation:
+ Acquaint her with the danger of my state:
+ Implore her, in my voice, that she make friends
+ To the strict deputy; bid herself assay him:
+ I have great hope in that; for in her youth
+ There is a prone and speechless dialect,
+ Such as move men; beside, she hath prosperous art
+ When she will play with reason and discourse,
+ And well she can persuade.
+
+LUCIO I pray she may; as well for the encouragement of the
+ like, which else would stand under grievous
+ imposition, as for the enjoying of thy life, who I
+ would be sorry should be thus foolishly lost at a
+ game of tick-tack. I'll to her.
+
+CLAUDIO I thank you, good friend Lucio.
+
+LUCIO Within two hours.
+
+CLAUDIO Come, officer, away!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+SCENE III A monastery.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE VINCENTIO and FRIAR THOMAS]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO No, holy father; throw away that thought;
+ Believe not that the dribbling dart of love
+ Can pierce a complete bosom. Why I desire thee
+ To give me secret harbour, hath a purpose
+ More grave and wrinkled than the aims and ends
+ Of burning youth.
+
+FRIAR THOMAS May your grace speak of it?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO My holy sir, none better knows than you
+ How I have ever loved the life removed
+ And held in idle price to haunt assemblies
+ Where youth, and cost, and witless bravery keeps.
+ I have deliver'd to Lord Angelo,
+ A man of stricture and firm abstinence,
+ My absolute power and place here in Vienna,
+ And he supposes me travell'd to Poland;
+ For so I have strew'd it in the common ear,
+ And so it is received. Now, pious sir,
+ You will demand of me why I do this?
+
+FRIAR THOMAS Gladly, my lord.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO We have strict statutes and most biting laws.
+ The needful bits and curbs to headstrong weeds,
+ Which for this nineteen years we have let slip;
+ Even like an o'ergrown lion in a cave,
+ That goes not out to prey. Now, as fond fathers,
+ Having bound up the threatening twigs of birch,
+ Only to stick it in their children's sight
+ For terror, not to use, in time the rod
+ Becomes more mock'd than fear'd; so our decrees,
+ Dead to infliction, to themselves are dead;
+ And liberty plucks justice by the nose;
+ The baby beats the nurse, and quite athwart
+ Goes all decorum.
+
+FRIAR THOMAS It rested in your grace
+ To unloose this tied-up justice when you pleased:
+ And it in you more dreadful would have seem'd
+ Than in Lord Angelo.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I do fear, too dreadful:
+ Sith 'twas my fault to give the people scope,
+ 'Twould be my tyranny to strike and gall them
+ For what I bid them do: for we bid this be done,
+ When evil deeds have their permissive pass
+ And not the punishment. Therefore indeed, my father,
+ I have on Angelo imposed the office;
+ Who may, in the ambush of my name, strike home,
+ And yet my nature never in the fight
+ To do in slander. And to behold his sway,
+ I will, as 'twere a brother of your order,
+ Visit both prince and people: therefore, I prithee,
+ Supply me with the habit and instruct me
+ How I may formally in person bear me
+ Like a true friar. More reasons for this action
+ At our more leisure shall I render you;
+ Only, this one: Lord Angelo is precise;
+ Stands at a guard with envy; scarce confesses
+ That his blood flows, or that his appetite
+ Is more to bread than stone: hence shall we see,
+ If power change purpose, what our seemers be.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+SCENE IV A nunnery.
+
+
+ [Enter ISABELLA and FRANCISCA]
+
+ISABELLA And have you nuns no farther privileges?
+
+FRANCISCA Are not these large enough?
+
+ISABELLA Yes, truly; I speak not as desiring more;
+ But rather wishing a more strict restraint
+ Upon the sisterhood, the votarists of Saint Clare.
+
+LUCIO [Within] Ho! Peace be in this place!
+
+ISABELLA Who's that which calls?
+
+FRANCISCA It is a man's voice. Gentle Isabella,
+ Turn you the key, and know his business of him;
+ You may, I may not; you are yet unsworn.
+ When you have vow'd, you must not speak with men
+ But in the presence of the prioress:
+ Then, if you speak, you must not show your face,
+ Or, if you show your face, you must not speak.
+ He calls again; I pray you, answer him.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ISABELLA Peace and prosperity! Who is't that calls
+
+ [Enter LUCIO]
+
+LUCIO Hail, virgin, if you be, as those cheek-roses
+ Proclaim you are no less! Can you so stead me
+ As bring me to the sight of Isabella,
+ A novice of this place and the fair sister
+ To her unhappy brother Claudio?
+
+ISABELLA Why 'her unhappy brother'? let me ask,
+ The rather for I now must make you know
+ I am that Isabella and his sister.
+
+LUCIO Gentle and fair, your brother kindly greets you:
+ Not to be weary with you, he's in prison.
+
+ISABELLA Woe me! for what?
+
+LUCIO For that which, if myself might be his judge,
+ He should receive his punishment in thanks:
+ He hath got his friend with child.
+
+ISABELLA Sir, make me not your story.
+
+LUCIO It is true.
+ I would not--though 'tis my familiar sin
+ With maids to seem the lapwing and to jest,
+ Tongue far from heart--play with all virgins so:
+ I hold you as a thing ensky'd and sainted.
+ By your renouncement an immortal spirit,
+ And to be talk'd with in sincerity,
+ As with a saint.
+
+ISABELLA You do blaspheme the good in mocking me.
+
+LUCIO Do not believe it. Fewness and truth, 'tis thus:
+ Your brother and his lover have embraced:
+ As those that feed grow full, as blossoming time
+ That from the seedness the bare fallow brings
+ To teeming foison, even so her plenteous womb
+ Expresseth his full tilth and husbandry.
+
+ISABELLA Some one with child by him? My cousin Juliet?
+
+LUCIO Is she your cousin?
+
+ISABELLA Adoptedly; as school-maids change their names
+ By vain though apt affection.
+
+LUCIO She it is.
+
+ISABELLA O, let him marry her.
+
+LUCIO This is the point.
+ The duke is very strangely gone from hence;
+ Bore many gentlemen, myself being one,
+ In hand and hope of action: but we do learn
+ By those that know the very nerves of state,
+ His givings-out were of an infinite distance
+ From his true-meant design. Upon his place,
+ And with full line of his authority,
+ Governs Lord Angelo; a man whose blood
+ Is very snow-broth; one who never feels
+ The wanton stings and motions of the sense,
+ But doth rebate and blunt his natural edge
+ With profits of the mind, study and fast.
+ He--to give fear to use and liberty,
+ Which have for long run by the hideous law,
+ As mice by lions--hath pick'd out an act,
+ Under whose heavy sense your brother's life
+ Falls into forfeit: he arrests him on it;
+ And follows close the rigour of the statute,
+ To make him an example. All hope is gone,
+ Unless you have the grace by your fair prayer
+ To soften Angelo: and that's my pith of business
+ 'Twixt you and your poor brother.
+
+ISABELLA Doth he so seek his life?
+
+LUCIO Has censured him
+ Already; and, as I hear, the provost hath
+ A warrant for his execution.
+
+ISABELLA Alas! what poor ability's in me
+ To do him good?
+
+LUCIO Assay the power you have.
+
+ISABELLA My power? Alas, I doubt--
+
+LUCIO Our doubts are traitors
+ And make us lose the good we oft might win
+ By fearing to attempt. Go to Lord Angelo,
+ And let him learn to know, when maidens sue,
+ Men give like gods; but when they weep and kneel,
+ All their petitions are as freely theirs
+ As they themselves would owe them.
+
+ISABELLA I'll see what I can do.
+
+LUCIO But speedily.
+
+ISABELLA I will about it straight;
+ No longer staying but to give the mother
+ Notice of my affair. I humbly thank you:
+ Commend me to my brother: soon at night
+ I'll send him certain word of my success.
+
+LUCIO I take my leave of you.
+
+ISABELLA Good sir, adieu.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+SCENE I A hall In ANGELO's house.
+
+
+ [Enter ANGELO, ESCALUS, and a Justice, Provost,
+ Officers, and other Attendants, behind]
+
+ANGELO We must not make a scarecrow of the law,
+ Setting it up to fear the birds of prey,
+ And let it keep one shape, till custom make it
+ Their perch and not their terror.
+
+ESCALUS Ay, but yet
+ Let us be keen, and rather cut a little,
+ Than fall, and bruise to death. Alas, this gentleman
+ Whom I would save, had a most noble father!
+ Let but your honour know,
+ Whom I believe to be most strait in virtue,
+ That, in the working of your own affections,
+ Had time cohered with place or place with wishing,
+ Or that the resolute acting of your blood
+ Could have attain'd the effect of your own purpose,
+ Whether you had not sometime in your life
+ Err'd in this point which now you censure him,
+ And pull'd the law upon you.
+
+ANGELO 'Tis one thing to be tempted, Escalus,
+ Another thing to fall. I not deny,
+ The jury, passing on the prisoner's life,
+ May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two
+ Guiltier than him they try. What's open made to justice,
+ That justice seizes: what know the laws
+ That thieves do pass on thieves? 'Tis very pregnant,
+ The jewel that we find, we stoop and take't
+ Because we see it; but what we do not see
+ We tread upon, and never think of it.
+ You may not so extenuate his offence
+ For I have had such faults; but rather tell me,
+ When I, that censure him, do so offend,
+ Let mine own judgment pattern out my death,
+ And nothing come in partial. Sir, he must die.
+
+ESCALUS Be it as your wisdom will.
+
+ANGELO Where is the provost?
+
+Provost Here, if it like your honour.
+
+ANGELO See that Claudio
+ Be executed by nine to-morrow morning:
+ Bring him his confessor, let him be prepared;
+ For that's the utmost of his pilgrimage.
+
+ [Exit Provost]
+
+ESCALUS [Aside] Well, heaven forgive him! and forgive us all!
+ Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall:
+ Some run from brakes of ice, and answer none:
+ And some condemned for a fault alone.
+
+ [Enter ELBOW, and Officers with FROTH and POMPEY]
+
+ELBOW Come, bring them away: if these be good people in
+ a commonweal that do nothing but use their abuses in
+ common houses, I know no law: bring them away.
+
+ANGELO How now, sir! What's your name? and what's the matter?
+
+ELBOW If it Please your honour, I am the poor duke's
+ constable, and my name is Elbow: I do lean upon
+ justice, sir, and do bring in here before your good
+ honour two notorious benefactors.
+
+ANGELO Benefactors? Well; what benefactors are they? are
+ they not malefactors?
+
+ELBOW If it? please your honour, I know not well what they
+ are: but precise villains they are, that I am sure
+ of; and void of all profanation in the world that
+ good Christians ought to have.
+
+ESCALUS This comes off well; here's a wise officer.
+
+ANGELO Go to: what quality are they of? Elbow is your
+ name? why dost thou not speak, Elbow?
+
+POMPEY He cannot, sir; he's out at elbow.
+
+ANGELO What are you, sir?
+
+ELBOW He, sir! a tapster, sir; parcel-bawd; one that
+ serves a bad woman; whose house, sir, was, as they
+ say, plucked down in the suburbs; and now she
+ professes a hot-house, which, I think, is a very ill house too.
+
+ESCALUS How know you that?
+
+ELBOW My wife, sir, whom I detest before heaven and your honour,--
+
+ESCALUS How? thy wife?
+
+ELBOW Ay, sir; whom, I thank heaven, is an honest woman,--
+
+ESCALUS Dost thou detest her therefore?
+
+ELBOW I say, sir, I will detest myself also, as well as
+ she, that this house, if it be not a bawd's house,
+ it is pity of her life, for it is a naughty house.
+
+ESCALUS How dost thou know that, constable?
+
+ELBOW Marry, sir, by my wife; who, if she had been a woman
+ cardinally given, might have been accused in
+ fornication, adultery, and all uncleanliness there.
+
+ESCALUS By the woman's means?
+
+ELBOW Ay, sir, by Mistress Overdone's means: but as she
+ spit in his face, so she defied him.
+
+POMPEY Sir, if it please your honour, this is not so.
+
+ELBOW Prove it before these varlets here, thou honourable
+ man; prove it.
+
+ESCALUS Do you hear how he misplaces?
+
+POMPEY Sir, she came in great with child; and longing,
+ saving your honour's reverence, for stewed prunes;
+ sir, we had but two in the house, which at that very
+ distant time stood, as it were, in a fruit-dish, a
+ dish of some three-pence; your honours have seen
+ such dishes; they are not China dishes, but very
+ good dishes,--
+
+ESCALUS Go to, go to: no matter for the dish, sir.
+
+POMPEY No, indeed, sir, not of a pin; you are therein in
+ the right: but to the point. As I say, this
+ Mistress Elbow, being, as I say, with child, and
+ being great-bellied, and longing, as I said, for
+ prunes; and having but two in the dish, as I said,
+ Master Froth here, this very man, having eaten the
+ rest, as I said, and, as I say, paying for them very
+ honestly; for, as you know, Master Froth, I could
+ not give you three-pence again.
+
+FROTH No, indeed.
+
+POMPEY Very well: you being then, if you be remembered,
+ cracking the stones of the foresaid prunes,--
+
+FROTH Ay, so I did indeed.
+
+POMPEY Why, very well; I telling you then, if you be
+ remembered, that such a one and such a one were past
+ cure of the thing you wot of, unless they kept very
+ good diet, as I told you,--
+
+FROTH All this is true.
+
+POMPEY Why, very well, then,--
+
+ESCALUS Come, you are a tedious fool: to the purpose. What
+ was done to Elbow's wife, that he hath cause to
+ complain of? Come me to what was done to her.
+
+POMPEY Sir, your honour cannot come to that yet.
+
+ESCALUS No, sir, nor I mean it not.
+
+POMPEY Sir, but you shall come to it, by your honour's
+ leave. And, I beseech you, look into Master Froth
+ here, sir; a man of four-score pound a year; whose
+ father died at Hallowmas: was't not at Hallowmas,
+ Master Froth?
+
+FROTH All-hallond eve.
+
+POMPEY Why, very well; I hope here be truths. He, sir,
+ sitting, as I say, in a lower chair, sir; 'twas in
+ the Bunch of Grapes, where indeed you have a delight
+ to sit, have you not?
+
+FROTH I have so; because it is an open room and good for winter.
+
+POMPEY Why, very well, then; I hope here be truths.
+
+ANGELO This will last out a night in Russia,
+ When nights are longest there: I'll take my leave.
+ And leave you to the hearing of the cause;
+ Hoping you'll find good cause to whip them all.
+
+ESCALUS I think no less. Good morrow to your lordship.
+
+ [Exit ANGELO]
+
+ Now, sir, come on: what was done to Elbow's wife, once more?
+
+POMPEY Once, sir? there was nothing done to her once.
+
+ELBOW I beseech you, sir, ask him what this man did to my wife.
+
+POMPEY I beseech your honour, ask me.
+
+ESCALUS Well, sir; what did this gentleman to her?
+
+POMPEY I beseech you, sir, look in this gentleman's face.
+ Good Master Froth, look upon his honour; 'tis for a
+ good purpose. Doth your honour mark his face?
+
+ESCALUS Ay, sir, very well.
+
+POMPEY Nay; I beseech you, mark it well.
+
+ESCALUS Well, I do so.
+
+POMPEY Doth your honour see any harm in his face?
+
+ESCALUS Why, no.
+
+POMPEY I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst
+ thing about him. Good, then; if his face be the
+ worst thing about him, how could Master Froth do the
+ constable's wife any harm? I would know that of
+ your honour.
+
+ESCALUS He's in the right. Constable, what say you to it?
+
+ELBOW First, an it like you, the house is a respected
+ house; next, this is a respected fellow; and his
+ mistress is a respected woman.
+
+POMPEY By this hand, sir, his wife is a more respected
+ person than any of us all.
+
+ELBOW Varlet, thou liest; thou liest, wicked varlet! the
+ time has yet to come that she was ever respected
+ with man, woman, or child.
+
+POMPEY Sir, she was respected with him before he married with her.
+
+ESCALUS Which is the wiser here? Justice or Iniquity? Is
+ this true?
+
+ELBOW O thou caitiff! O thou varlet! O thou wicked
+ Hannibal! I respected with her before I was married
+ to her! If ever I was respected with her, or she
+ with me, let not your worship think me the poor
+ duke's officer. Prove this, thou wicked Hannibal, or
+ I'll have mine action of battery on thee.
+
+ESCALUS If he took you a box o' the ear, you might have your
+ action of slander too.
+
+ELBOW Marry, I thank your good worship for it. What is't
+ your worship's pleasure I shall do with this wicked caitiff?
+
+ESCALUS Truly, officer, because he hath some offences in him
+ that thou wouldst discover if thou couldst, let him
+ continue in his courses till thou knowest what they
+ are.
+
+ELBOW Marry, I thank your worship for it. Thou seest, thou
+ wicked varlet, now, what's come upon thee: thou art
+ to continue now, thou varlet; thou art to continue.
+
+ESCALUS Where were you born, friend?
+
+FROTH Here in Vienna, sir.
+
+ESCALUS Are you of fourscore pounds a year?
+
+FROTH Yes, an't please you, sir.
+
+ESCALUS So. What trade are you of, sir?
+
+POMPHEY Tapster; a poor widow's tapster.
+
+ESCALUS Your mistress' name?
+
+POMPHEY Mistress Overdone.
+
+ESCALUS Hath she had any more than one husband?
+
+POMPEY Nine, sir; Overdone by the last.
+
+ESCALUS Nine! Come hither to me, Master Froth. Master
+ Froth, I would not have you acquainted with
+ tapsters: they will draw you, Master Froth, and you
+ will hang them. Get you gone, and let me hear no
+ more of you.
+
+FROTH I thank your worship. For mine own part, I never
+ come into any room in a tap-house, but I am drawn
+ in.
+
+ESCALUS Well, no more of it, Master Froth: farewell.
+
+ [Exit FROTH]
+
+ Come you hither to me, Master tapster. What's your
+ name, Master tapster?
+
+POMPEY Pompey.
+
+ESCALUS What else?
+
+POMPEY Bum, sir.
+
+ESCALUS Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you;
+ so that in the beastliest sense you are Pompey the
+ Great. Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey,
+ howsoever you colour it in being a tapster, are you
+ not? come, tell me true: it shall be the better for you.
+
+POMPEY Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow that would live.
+
+ESCALUS How would you live, Pompey? by being a bawd? What
+ do you think of the trade, Pompey? is it a lawful trade?
+
+POMPEY If the law would allow it, sir.
+
+ESCALUS But the law will not allow it, Pompey; nor it shall
+ not be allowed in Vienna.
+
+POMPEY Does your worship mean to geld and splay all the
+ youth of the city?
+
+ESCALUS No, Pompey.
+
+POMPEY Truly, sir, in my poor opinion, they will to't then.
+ If your worship will take order for the drabs and
+ the knaves, you need not to fear the bawds.
+
+ESCALUS There are pretty orders beginning, I can tell you:
+ it is but heading and hanging.
+
+POMPEY If you head and hang all that offend that way but
+ for ten year together, you'll be glad to give out a
+ commission for more heads: if this law hold in
+ Vienna ten year, I'll rent the fairest house in it
+ after three-pence a bay: if you live to see this
+ come to pass, say Pompey told you so.
+
+ESCALUS Thank you, good Pompey; and, in requital of your
+ prophecy, hark you: I advise you, let me not find
+ you before me again upon any complaint whatsoever;
+ no, not for dwelling where you do: if I do, Pompey,
+ I shall beat you to your tent, and prove a shrewd
+ Caesar to you; in plain dealing, Pompey, I shall
+ have you whipt: so, for this time, Pompey, fare you well.
+
+POMPEY I thank your worship for your good counsel:
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ but I shall follow it as the flesh and fortune shall
+ better determine.
+ Whip me? No, no; let carman whip his jade:
+ The valiant heart is not whipt out of his trade.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ESCALUS Come hither to me, Master Elbow; come hither, Master
+ constable. How long have you been in this place of constable?
+
+ELBOW Seven year and a half, sir.
+
+ESCALUS I thought, by your readiness in the office, you had
+ continued in it some time. You say, seven years together?
+
+ELBOW And a half, sir.
+
+ESCALUS Alas, it hath been great pains to you. They do you
+ wrong to put you so oft upon 't: are there not men
+ in your ward sufficient to serve it?
+
+ELBOW Faith, sir, few of any wit in such matters: as they
+ are chosen, they are glad to choose me for them; I
+ do it for some piece of money, and go through with
+ all.
+
+ESCALUS Look you bring me in the names of some six or seven,
+ the most sufficient of your parish.
+
+ELBOW To your worship's house, sir?
+
+ESCALUS To my house. Fare you well.
+
+ [Exit ELBOW]
+
+ What's o'clock, think you?
+
+Justice Eleven, sir.
+
+ESCALUS I pray you home to dinner with me.
+
+Justice I humbly thank you.
+
+ESCALUS It grieves me for the death of Claudio;
+ But there's no remedy.
+
+Justice Lord Angelo is severe.
+
+ESCALUS It is but needful:
+ Mercy is not itself, that oft looks so;
+ Pardon is still the nurse of second woe:
+ But yet,--poor Claudio! There is no remedy.
+ Come, sir.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+SCENE II Another room in the same.
+
+
+ [Enter Provost and a Servant]
+
+Servant He's hearing of a cause; he will come straight
+ I'll tell him of you.
+
+Provost Pray you, do.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+ I'll know
+ His pleasure; may be he will relent. Alas,
+ He hath but as offended in a dream!
+ All sects, all ages smack of this vice; and he
+ To die for't!
+
+ [Enter ANGELO]
+
+ANGELO Now, what's the matter. Provost?
+
+Provost Is it your will Claudio shall die tomorrow?
+
+ANGELO Did not I tell thee yea? hadst thou not order?
+ Why dost thou ask again?
+
+Provost Lest I might be too rash:
+ Under your good correction, I have seen,
+ When, after execution, judgment hath
+ Repented o'er his doom.
+
+ANGELO Go to; let that be mine:
+ Do you your office, or give up your place,
+ And you shall well be spared.
+
+Provost I crave your honour's pardon.
+ What shall be done, sir, with the groaning Juliet?
+ She's very near her hour.
+
+ANGELO Dispose of her
+ To some more fitter place, and that with speed.
+
+ [Re-enter Servant]
+
+Servant Here is the sister of the man condemn'd
+ Desires access to you.
+
+ANGELO Hath he a sister?
+
+Provost Ay, my good lord; a very virtuous maid,
+ And to be shortly of a sisterhood,
+ If not already.
+
+ANGELO Well, let her be admitted.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+ See you the fornicatress be removed:
+ Let have needful, but not lavish, means;
+ There shall be order for't.
+
+ [Enter ISABELLA and LUCIO]
+
+Provost God save your honour!
+
+ANGELO Stay a little while.
+
+ [To ISABELLA]
+
+ You're welcome: what's your will?
+
+ISABELLA I am a woeful suitor to your honour,
+ Please but your honour hear me.
+
+ANGELO Well; what's your suit?
+
+ISABELLA There is a vice that most I do abhor,
+ And most desire should meet the blow of justice;
+ For which I would not plead, but that I must;
+ For which I must not plead, but that I am
+ At war 'twixt will and will not.
+
+ANGELO Well; the matter?
+
+ISABELLA I have a brother is condemn'd to die:
+ I do beseech you, let it be his fault,
+ And not my brother.
+
+Provost [Aside] Heaven give thee moving graces!
+
+ANGELO Condemn the fault and not the actor of it?
+ Why, every fault's condemn'd ere it be done:
+ Mine were the very cipher of a function,
+ To fine the faults whose fine stands in record,
+ And let go by the actor.
+
+ISABELLA O just but severe law!
+ I had a brother, then. Heaven keep your honour!
+
+LUCIO [Aside to ISABELLA] Give't not o'er so: to him
+ again, entreat him;
+ Kneel down before him, hang upon his gown:
+ You are too cold; if you should need a pin,
+ You could not with more tame a tongue desire it:
+ To him, I say!
+
+ISABELLA Must he needs die?
+
+ANGELO Maiden, no remedy.
+
+ISABELLA Yes; I do think that you might pardon him,
+ And neither heaven nor man grieve at the mercy.
+
+ANGELO I will not do't.
+
+ISABELLA But can you, if you would?
+
+ANGELO Look, what I will not, that I cannot do.
+
+ISABELLA But might you do't, and do the world no wrong,
+ If so your heart were touch'd with that remorse
+ As mine is to him?
+
+ANGELO He's sentenced; 'tis too late.
+
+LUCIO [Aside to ISABELLA] You are too cold.
+
+ISABELLA Too late? why, no; I, that do speak a word.
+ May call it back again. Well, believe this,
+ No ceremony that to great ones 'longs,
+ Not the king's crown, nor the deputed sword,
+ The marshal's truncheon, nor the judge's robe,
+ Become them with one half so good a grace
+ As mercy does.
+ If he had been as you and you as he,
+ You would have slipt like him; but he, like you,
+ Would not have been so stern.
+
+ANGELO Pray you, be gone.
+
+ISABELLA I would to heaven I had your potency,
+ And you were Isabel! should it then be thus?
+ No; I would tell what 'twere to be a judge,
+ And what a prisoner.
+
+LUCIO [Aside to ISABELLA]
+
+ Ay, touch him; there's the vein.
+
+ANGELO Your brother is a forfeit of the law,
+ And you but waste your words.
+
+ISABELLA Alas, alas!
+ Why, all the souls that were were forfeit once;
+ And He that might the vantage best have took
+ Found out the remedy. How would you be,
+ If He, which is the top of judgment, should
+ But judge you as you are? O, think on that;
+ And mercy then will breathe within your lips,
+ Like man new made.
+
+ANGELO Be you content, fair maid;
+ It is the law, not I condemn your brother:
+ Were he my kinsman, brother, or my son,
+ It should be thus with him: he must die tomorrow.
+
+ISABELLA To-morrow! O, that's sudden! Spare him, spare him!
+ He's not prepared for death. Even for our kitchens
+ We kill the fowl of season: shall we serve heaven
+ With less respect than we do minister
+ To our gross selves? Good, good my lord, bethink you;
+ Who is it that hath died for this offence?
+ There's many have committed it.
+
+LUCIO [Aside to ISABELLA] Ay, well said.
+
+ANGELO The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept:
+ Those many had not dared to do that evil,
+ If the first that did the edict infringe
+ Had answer'd for his deed: now 'tis awake
+ Takes note of what is done; and, like a prophet,
+ Looks in a glass, that shows what future evils,
+ Either new, or by remissness new-conceived,
+ And so in progress to be hatch'd and born,
+ Are now to have no successive degrees,
+ But, ere they live, to end.
+
+ISABELLA Yet show some pity.
+
+ANGELO I show it most of all when I show justice;
+ For then I pity those I do not know,
+ Which a dismiss'd offence would after gall;
+ And do him right that, answering one foul wrong,
+ Lives not to act another. Be satisfied;
+ Your brother dies to-morrow; be content.
+
+ISABELLA So you must be the first that gives this sentence,
+ And he, that suffer's. O, it is excellent
+ To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous
+ To use it like a giant.
+
+LUCIO [Aside to ISABELLA] That's well said.
+
+ISABELLA Could great men thunder
+ As Jove himself does, Jove would ne'er be quiet,
+ For every pelting, petty officer
+ Would use his heaven for thunder;
+ Nothing but thunder! Merciful Heaven,
+ Thou rather with thy sharp and sulphurous bolt
+ Split'st the unwedgeable and gnarled oak
+ Than the soft myrtle: but man, proud man,
+ Drest in a little brief authority,
+ Most ignorant of what he's most assured,
+ His glassy essence, like an angry ape,
+ Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven
+ As make the angels weep; who, with our spleens,
+ Would all themselves laugh mortal.
+
+LUCIO [Aside to ISABELLA] O, to him, to him, wench! he
+ will relent;
+ He's coming; I perceive 't.
+
+Provost [Aside] Pray heaven she win him!
+
+ISABELLA We cannot weigh our brother with ourself:
+ Great men may jest with saints; 'tis wit in them,
+ But in the less foul profanation.
+
+LUCIO Thou'rt i' the right, girl; more o, that.
+
+ISABELLA That in the captain's but a choleric word,
+ Which in the soldier is flat blasphemy.
+
+LUCIO [Aside to ISABELLA] Art avised o' that? more on 't.
+
+ANGELO Why do you put these sayings upon me?
+
+ISABELLA Because authority, though it err like others,
+ Hath yet a kind of medicine in itself,
+ That skins the vice o' the top. Go to your bosom;
+ Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know
+ That's like my brother's fault: if it confess
+ A natural guiltiness such as is his,
+ Let it not sound a thought upon your tongue
+ Against my brother's life.
+
+ANGELO [Aside] She speaks, and 'tis
+ Such sense, that my sense breeds with it. Fare you well.
+
+ISABELLA Gentle my lord, turn back.
+
+ANGELO I will bethink me: come again tomorrow.
+
+ISABELLA Hark how I'll bribe you: good my lord, turn back.
+
+ANGELO How! bribe me?
+
+ISABELLA Ay, with such gifts that heaven shall share with you.
+
+LUCIO [Aside to ISABELLA] You had marr'd all else.
+
+ISABELLA Not with fond shekels of the tested gold,
+ Or stones whose rates are either rich or poor
+ As fancy values them; but with true prayers
+ That shall be up at heaven and enter there
+ Ere sun-rise, prayers from preserved souls,
+ From fasting maids whose minds are dedicate
+ To nothing temporal.
+
+ANGELO Well; come to me to-morrow.
+
+LUCIO [Aside to ISABELLA] Go to; 'tis well; away!
+
+ISABELLA Heaven keep your honour safe!
+
+ANGELO [Aside] Amen:
+ For I am that way going to temptation,
+ Where prayers cross.
+
+ISABELLA At what hour to-morrow
+ Shall I attend your lordship?
+
+ANGELO At any time 'fore noon.
+
+ISABELLA 'Save your honour!
+
+ [Exeunt ISABELLA, LUCIO, and Provost]
+
+ANGELO From thee, even from thy virtue!
+ What's this, what's this? Is this her fault or mine?
+ The tempter or the tempted, who sins most?
+ Ha!
+ Not she: nor doth she tempt: but it is I
+ That, lying by the violet in the sun,
+ Do as the carrion does, not as the flower,
+ Corrupt with virtuous season. Can it be
+ That modesty may more betray our sense
+ Than woman's lightness? Having waste ground enough,
+ Shall we desire to raze the sanctuary
+ And pitch our evils there? O, fie, fie, fie!
+ What dost thou, or what art thou, Angelo?
+ Dost thou desire her foully for those things
+ That make her good? O, let her brother live!
+ Thieves for their robbery have authority
+ When judges steal themselves. What, do I love her,
+ That I desire to hear her speak again,
+ And feast upon her eyes? What is't I dream on?
+ O cunning enemy, that, to catch a saint,
+ With saints dost bait thy hook! Most dangerous
+ Is that temptation that doth goad us on
+ To sin in loving virtue: never could the strumpet,
+ With all her double vigour, art and nature,
+ Once stir my temper; but this virtuous maid
+ Subdues me quite. Even till now,
+ When men were fond, I smiled and wonder'd how.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+SCENE III A room in a prison.
+
+
+ [Enter, severally, DUKE VINCENTIO disguised as a
+ friar, and Provost]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Hail to you, provost! so I think you are.
+
+Provost I am the provost. What's your will, good friar?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Bound by my charity and my blest order,
+ I come to visit the afflicted spirits
+ Here in the prison. Do me the common right
+ To let me see them and to make me know
+ The nature of their crimes, that I may minister
+ To them accordingly.
+
+Provost I would do more than that, if more were needful.
+
+ [Enter JULIET]
+
+ Look, here comes one: a gentlewoman of mine,
+ Who, falling in the flaws of her own youth,
+ Hath blister'd her report: she is with child;
+ And he that got it, sentenced; a young man
+ More fit to do another such offence
+ Than die for this.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO When must he die?
+
+Provost As I do think, to-morrow.
+ I have provided for you: stay awhile,
+
+ [To JULIET]
+
+ And you shall be conducted.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Repent you, fair one, of the sin you carry?
+
+JULIET I do; and bear the shame most patiently.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I'll teach you how you shall arraign your conscience,
+ And try your penitence, if it be sound,
+ Or hollowly put on.
+
+JULIET I'll gladly learn.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Love you the man that wrong'd you?
+
+JULIET Yes, as I love the woman that wrong'd him.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO So then it seems your most offenceful act
+ Was mutually committed?
+
+JULIET Mutually.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Then was your sin of heavier kind than his.
+
+JULIET I do confess it, and repent it, father.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO 'Tis meet so, daughter: but lest you do repent,
+ As that the sin hath brought you to this shame,
+ Which sorrow is always towards ourselves, not heaven,
+ Showing we would not spare heaven as we love it,
+ But as we stand in fear,--
+
+JULIET I do repent me, as it is an evil,
+ And take the shame with joy.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO There rest.
+ Your partner, as I hear, must die to-morrow,
+ And I am going with instruction to him.
+ Grace go with you, Benedicite!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+JULIET Must die to-morrow! O injurious love,
+ That respites me a life, whose very comfort
+ Is still a dying horror!
+
+Provost 'Tis pity of him.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+SCENE IV A room in ANGELO's house.
+
+
+ [Enter ANGELO]
+
+ANGELO When I would pray and think, I think and pray
+ To several subjects. Heaven hath my empty words;
+ Whilst my invention, hearing not my tongue,
+ Anchors on Isabel: Heaven in my mouth,
+ As if I did but only chew his name;
+ And in my heart the strong and swelling evil
+ Of my conception. The state, whereon I studied
+ Is like a good thing, being often read,
+ Grown fear'd and tedious; yea, my gravity,
+ Wherein--let no man hear me--I take pride,
+ Could I with boot change for an idle plume,
+ Which the air beats for vain. O place, O form,
+ How often dost thou with thy case, thy habit,
+ Wrench awe from fools and tie the wiser souls
+ To thy false seeming! Blood, thou art blood:
+ Let's write good angel on the devil's horn:
+ 'Tis not the devil's crest.
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+ How now! who's there?
+
+Servant One Isabel, a sister, desires access to you.
+
+ANGELO Teach her the way.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+ O heavens!
+ Why does my blood thus muster to my heart,
+ Making both it unable for itself,
+ And dispossessing all my other parts
+ Of necessary fitness?
+ So play the foolish throngs with one that swoons;
+ Come all to help him, and so stop the air
+ By which he should revive: and even so
+ The general, subject to a well-wish'd king,
+ Quit their own part, and in obsequious fondness
+ Crowd to his presence, where their untaught love
+ Must needs appear offence.
+
+ [Enter ISABELLA]
+
+ How now, fair maid?
+
+ISABELLA I am come to know your pleasure.
+
+ANGELO That you might know it, would much better please me
+ Than to demand what 'tis. Your brother cannot live.
+
+ISABELLA Even so. Heaven keep your honour!
+
+ANGELO Yet may he live awhile; and, it may be,
+ As long as you or I yet he must die.
+
+ISABELLA Under your sentence?
+
+ANGELO Yea.
+
+ISABELLA When, I beseech you? that in his reprieve,
+ Longer or shorter, he may be so fitted
+ That his soul sicken not.
+
+ANGELO Ha! fie, these filthy vices! It were as good
+ To pardon him that hath from nature stolen
+ A man already made, as to remit
+ Their saucy sweetness that do coin heaven's image
+ In stamps that are forbid: 'tis all as easy
+ Falsely to take away a life true made
+ As to put metal in restrained means
+ To make a false one.
+
+ISABELLA 'Tis set down so in heaven, but not in earth.
+
+ANGELO Say you so? then I shall pose you quickly.
+ Which had you rather, that the most just law
+ Now took your brother's life; or, to redeem him,
+ Give up your body to such sweet uncleanness
+ As she that he hath stain'd?
+
+ISABELLA Sir, believe this,
+ I had rather give my body than my soul.
+
+ANGELO I talk not of your soul: our compell'd sins
+ Stand more for number than for accompt.
+
+ISABELLA How say you?
+
+ANGELO Nay, I'll not warrant that; for I can speak
+ Against the thing I say. Answer to this:
+ I, now the voice of the recorded law,
+ Pronounce a sentence on your brother's life:
+ Might there not be a charity in sin
+ To save this brother's life?
+
+ISABELLA Please you to do't,
+ I'll take it as a peril to my soul,
+ It is no sin at all, but charity.
+
+ANGELO Pleased you to do't at peril of your soul,
+ Were equal poise of sin and charity.
+
+ISABELLA That I do beg his life, if it be sin,
+ Heaven let me bear it! you granting of my suit,
+ If that be sin, I'll make it my morn prayer
+ To have it added to the faults of mine,
+ And nothing of your answer.
+
+ANGELO Nay, but hear me.
+ Your sense pursues not mine: either you are ignorant,
+ Or seem so craftily; and that's not good.
+
+ISABELLA Let me be ignorant, and in nothing good,
+ But graciously to know I am no better.
+
+ANGELO Thus wisdom wishes to appear most bright
+ When it doth tax itself; as these black masks
+ Proclaim an enshield beauty ten times louder
+ Than beauty could, display'd. But mark me;
+ To be received plain, I'll speak more gross:
+ Your brother is to die.
+
+ISABELLA So.
+
+ANGELO And his offence is so, as it appears,
+ Accountant to the law upon that pain.
+
+ISABELLA True.
+
+ANGELO Admit no other way to save his life,--
+ As I subscribe not that, nor any other,
+ But in the loss of question,--that you, his sister,
+ Finding yourself desired of such a person,
+ Whose credit with the judge, or own great place,
+ Could fetch your brother from the manacles
+ Of the all-building law; and that there were
+ No earthly mean to save him, but that either
+ You must lay down the treasures of your body
+ To this supposed, or else to let him suffer;
+ What would you do?
+
+ISABELLA As much for my poor brother as myself:
+ That is, were I under the terms of death,
+ The impression of keen whips I'ld wear as rubies,
+ And strip myself to death, as to a bed
+ That longing have been sick for, ere I'ld yield
+ My body up to shame.
+
+ANGELO Then must your brother die.
+
+ISABELLA And 'twere the cheaper way:
+ Better it were a brother died at once,
+ Than that a sister, by redeeming him,
+ Should die for ever.
+
+ANGELO Were not you then as cruel as the sentence
+ That you have slander'd so?
+
+ISABELLA Ignomy in ransom and free pardon
+ Are of two houses: lawful mercy
+ Is nothing kin to foul redemption.
+
+ANGELO You seem'd of late to make the law a tyrant;
+ And rather proved the sliding of your brother
+ A merriment than a vice.
+
+ISABELLA O, pardon me, my lord; it oft falls out,
+ To have what we would have, we speak not what we mean:
+ I something do excuse the thing I hate,
+ For his advantage that I dearly love.
+
+ANGELO We are all frail.
+
+ISABELLA Else let my brother die,
+ If not a feodary, but only he
+ Owe and succeed thy weakness.
+
+ANGELO Nay, women are frail too.
+
+ISABELLA Ay, as the glasses where they view themselves;
+ Which are as easy broke as they make forms.
+ Women! Help Heaven! men their creation mar
+ In profiting by them. Nay, call us ten times frail;
+ For we are soft as our complexions are,
+ And credulous to false prints.
+
+ANGELO I think it well:
+ And from this testimony of your own sex,--
+ Since I suppose we are made to be no stronger
+ Than faults may shake our frames,--let me be bold;
+ I do arrest your words. Be that you are,
+ That is, a woman; if you be more, you're none;
+ If you be one, as you are well express'd
+ By all external warrants, show it now,
+ By putting on the destined livery.
+
+ISABELLA I have no tongue but one: gentle my lord,
+ Let me entreat you speak the former language.
+
+ANGELO Plainly conceive, I love you.
+
+ISABELLA My brother did love Juliet,
+ And you tell me that he shall die for it.
+
+ANGELO He shall not, Isabel, if you give me love.
+
+ISABELLA I know your virtue hath a licence in't,
+ Which seems a little fouler than it is,
+ To pluck on others.
+
+ANGELO Believe me, on mine honour,
+ My words express my purpose.
+
+ISABELLA Ha! little honour to be much believed,
+ And most pernicious purpose! Seeming, seeming!
+ I will proclaim thee, Angelo; look for't:
+ Sign me a present pardon for my brother,
+ Or with an outstretch'd throat I'll tell the world aloud
+ What man thou art.
+
+ANGELO Who will believe thee, Isabel?
+ My unsoil'd name, the austereness of my life,
+ My vouch against you, and my place i' the state,
+ Will so your accusation overweigh,
+ That you shall stifle in your own report
+ And smell of calumny. I have begun,
+ And now I give my sensual race the rein:
+ Fit thy consent to my sharp appetite;
+ Lay by all nicety and prolixious blushes,
+ That banish what they sue for; redeem thy brother
+ By yielding up thy body to my will;
+ Or else he must not only die the death,
+ But thy unkindness shall his death draw out
+ To lingering sufferance. Answer me to-morrow,
+ Or, by the affection that now guides me most,
+ I'll prove a tyrant to him. As for you,
+ Say what you can, my false o'erweighs your true.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ISABELLA To whom should I complain? Did I tell this,
+ Who would believe me? O perilous mouths,
+ That bear in them one and the self-same tongue,
+ Either of condemnation or approof;
+ Bidding the law make court'sy to their will:
+ Hooking both right and wrong to the appetite,
+ To follow as it draws! I'll to my brother:
+ Though he hath fallen by prompture of the blood,
+ Yet hath he in him such a mind of honour.
+ That, had he twenty heads to tender down
+ On twenty bloody blocks, he'ld yield them up,
+ Before his sister should her body stoop
+ To such abhorr'd pollution.
+ Then, Isabel, live chaste, and, brother, die:
+ More than our brother is our chastity.
+ I'll tell him yet of Angelo's request,
+ And fit his mind to death, for his soul's rest.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+SCENE I A room in the prison.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE VINCENTIO disguised as before, CLAUDIO,
+ and Provost]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO So then you hope of pardon from Lord Angelo?
+
+CLAUDIO The miserable have no other medicine
+ But only hope:
+ I've hope to live, and am prepared to die.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Be absolute for death; either death or life
+ Shall thereby be the sweeter. Reason thus with life:
+ If I do lose thee, I do lose a thing
+ That none but fools would keep: a breath thou art,
+ Servile to all the skyey influences,
+ That dost this habitation, where thou keep'st,
+ Hourly afflict: merely, thou art death's fool;
+ For him thou labour'st by thy flight to shun
+ And yet runn'st toward him still. Thou art not noble;
+ For all the accommodations that thou bear'st
+ Are nursed by baseness. Thou'rt by no means valiant;
+ For thou dost fear the soft and tender fork
+ Of a poor worm. Thy best of rest is sleep,
+ And that thou oft provokest; yet grossly fear'st
+ Thy death, which is no more. Thou art not thyself;
+ For thou exist'st on many a thousand grains
+ That issue out of dust. Happy thou art not;
+ For what thou hast not, still thou strivest to get,
+ And what thou hast, forget'st. Thou art not certain;
+ For thy complexion shifts to strange effects,
+ After the moon. If thou art rich, thou'rt poor;
+ For, like an ass whose back with ingots bows,
+ Thou bear's thy heavy riches but a journey,
+ And death unloads thee. Friend hast thou none;
+ For thine own bowels, which do call thee sire,
+ The mere effusion of thy proper loins,
+ Do curse the gout, serpigo, and the rheum,
+ For ending thee no sooner. Thou hast nor youth nor age,
+ But, as it were, an after-dinner's sleep,
+ Dreaming on both; for all thy blessed youth
+ Becomes as aged, and doth beg the alms
+ Of palsied eld; and when thou art old and rich,
+ Thou hast neither heat, affection, limb, nor beauty,
+ To make thy riches pleasant. What's yet in this
+ That bears the name of life? Yet in this life
+ Lie hid moe thousand deaths: yet death we fear,
+ That makes these odds all even.
+
+CLAUDIO I humbly thank you.
+ To sue to live, I find I seek to die;
+ And, seeking death, find life: let it come on.
+
+ISABELLA [Within] What, ho! Peace here; grace and good company!
+
+Provost Who's there? come in: the wish deserves a welcome.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Dear sir, ere long I'll visit you again.
+
+CLAUDIO Most holy sir, I thank you.
+
+ [Enter ISABELLA]
+
+ISABELLA My business is a word or two with Claudio.
+
+Provost And very welcome. Look, signior, here's your sister.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Provost, a word with you.
+
+Provost As many as you please.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Bring me to hear them speak, where I may be concealed.
+
+ [Exeunt DUKE VINCENTIO and Provost]
+
+CLAUDIO Now, sister, what's the comfort?
+
+ISABELLA Why,
+ As all comforts are; most good, most good indeed.
+ Lord Angelo, having affairs to heaven,
+ Intends you for his swift ambassador,
+ Where you shall be an everlasting leiger:
+ Therefore your best appointment make with speed;
+ To-morrow you set on.
+
+CLAUDIO Is there no remedy?
+
+ISABELLA None, but such remedy as, to save a head,
+ To cleave a heart in twain.
+
+CLAUDIO But is there any?
+
+ISABELLA Yes, brother, you may live:
+ There is a devilish mercy in the judge,
+ If you'll implore it, that will free your life,
+ But fetter you till death.
+
+CLAUDIO Perpetual durance?
+
+ISABELLA Ay, just; perpetual durance, a restraint,
+ Though all the world's vastidity you had,
+ To a determined scope.
+
+CLAUDIO But in what nature?
+
+ISABELLA In such a one as, you consenting to't,
+ Would bark your honour from that trunk you bear,
+ And leave you naked.
+
+CLAUDIO Let me know the point.
+
+ISABELLA O, I do fear thee, Claudio; and I quake,
+ Lest thou a feverous life shouldst entertain,
+ And six or seven winters more respect
+ Than a perpetual honour. Darest thou die?
+ The sense of death is most in apprehension;
+ And the poor beetle, that we tread upon,
+ In corporal sufferance finds a pang as great
+ As when a giant dies.
+
+CLAUDIO Why give you me this shame?
+ Think you I can a resolution fetch
+ From flowery tenderness? If I must die,
+ I will encounter darkness as a bride,
+ And hug it in mine arms.
+
+ISABELLA There spake my brother; there my father's grave
+ Did utter forth a voice. Yes, thou must die:
+ Thou art too noble to conserve a life
+ In base appliances. This outward-sainted deputy,
+ Whose settled visage and deliberate word
+ Nips youth i' the head and follies doth emmew
+ As falcon doth the fowl, is yet a devil
+ His filth within being cast, he would appear
+ A pond as deep as hell.
+
+CLAUDIO The prenzie Angelo!
+
+ISABELLA O, 'tis the cunning livery of hell,
+ The damned'st body to invest and cover
+ In prenzie guards! Dost thou think, Claudio?
+ If I would yield him my virginity,
+ Thou mightst be freed.
+
+CLAUDIO O heavens! it cannot be.
+
+ISABELLA Yes, he would give't thee, from this rank offence,
+ So to offend him still. This night's the time
+ That I should do what I abhor to name,
+ Or else thou diest to-morrow.
+
+CLAUDIO Thou shalt not do't.
+
+ISABELLA O, were it but my life,
+ I'ld throw it down for your deliverance
+ As frankly as a pin.
+
+CLAUDIO Thanks, dear Isabel.
+
+ISABELLA Be ready, Claudio, for your death tomorrow.
+
+CLAUDIO Yes. Has he affections in him,
+ That thus can make him bite the law by the nose,
+ When he would force it? Sure, it is no sin,
+ Or of the deadly seven, it is the least.
+
+ISABELLA Which is the least?
+
+CLAUDIO If it were damnable, he being so wise,
+ Why would he for the momentary trick
+ Be perdurably fined? O Isabel!
+
+ISABELLA What says my brother?
+
+CLAUDIO Death is a fearful thing.
+
+ISABELLA And shamed life a hateful.
+
+CLAUDIO Ay, but to die, and go we know not where;
+ To lie in cold obstruction and to rot;
+ This sensible warm motion to become
+ A kneaded clod; and the delighted spirit
+ To bathe in fiery floods, or to reside
+ In thrilling region of thick-ribbed ice;
+ To be imprison'd in the viewless winds,
+ And blown with restless violence round about
+ The pendent world; or to be worse than worst
+ Of those that lawless and incertain thought
+ Imagine howling: 'tis too horrible!
+ The weariest and most loathed worldly life
+ That age, ache, penury and imprisonment
+ Can lay on nature is a paradise
+ To what we fear of death.
+
+ISABELLA Alas, alas!
+
+CLAUDIO Sweet sister, let me live:
+ What sin you do to save a brother's life,
+ Nature dispenses with the deed so far
+ That it becomes a virtue.
+
+ISABELLA O you beast!
+ O faithless coward! O dishonest wretch!
+ Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice?
+ Is't not a kind of incest, to take life
+ From thine own sister's shame? What should I think?
+ Heaven shield my mother play'd my father fair!
+ For such a warped slip of wilderness
+ Ne'er issued from his blood. Take my defiance!
+ Die, perish! Might but my bending down
+ Reprieve thee from thy fate, it should proceed:
+ I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death,
+ No word to save thee.
+
+CLAUDIO Nay, hear me, Isabel.
+
+ISABELLA O, fie, fie, fie!
+ Thy sin's not accidental, but a trade.
+ Mercy to thee would prove itself a bawd:
+ 'Tis best thou diest quickly.
+
+CLAUDIO O hear me, Isabella!
+
+ [Re-enter DUKE VINCENTIO]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Vouchsafe a word, young sister, but one word.
+
+ISABELLA What is your will?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Might you dispense with your leisure, I would by and
+ by have some speech with you: the satisfaction I
+ would require is likewise your own benefit.
+
+ISABELLA I have no superfluous leisure; my stay must be
+ stolen out of other affairs; but I will attend you awhile.
+
+ [Walks apart]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Son, I have overheard what hath passed between you
+ and your sister. Angelo had never the purpose to
+ corrupt her; only he hath made an essay of her
+ virtue to practise his judgment with the disposition
+ of natures: she, having the truth of honour in her,
+ hath made him that gracious denial which he is most
+ glad to receive. I am confessor to Angelo, and I
+ know this to be true; therefore prepare yourself to
+ death: do not satisfy your resolution with hopes
+ that are fallible: tomorrow you must die; go to
+ your knees and make ready.
+
+CLAUDIO Let me ask my sister pardon. I am so out of love
+ with life that I will sue to be rid of it.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Hold you there: farewell.
+
+ [Exit CLAUDIO]
+
+ Provost, a word with you!
+
+ [Re-enter Provost]
+
+Provost What's your will, father
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO That now you are come, you will be gone. Leave me
+ awhile with the maid: my mind promises with my
+ habit no loss shall touch her by my company.
+
+Provost In good time.
+
+ [Exit Provost. ISABELLA comes forward]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good:
+ the goodness that is cheap in beauty makes beauty
+ brief in goodness; but grace, being the soul of
+ your complexion, shall keep the body of it ever
+ fair. The assault that Angelo hath made to you,
+ fortune hath conveyed to my understanding; and, but
+ that frailty hath examples for his falling, I should
+ wonder at Angelo. How will you do to content this
+ substitute, and to save your brother?
+
+ISABELLA I am now going to resolve him: I had rather my
+ brother die by the law than my son should be
+ unlawfully born. But, O, how much is the good duke
+ deceived in Angelo! If ever he return and I can
+ speak to him, I will open my lips in vain, or
+ discover his government.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO That shall not be much amiss: Yet, as the matter
+ now stands, he will avoid your accusation; he made
+ trial of you only. Therefore fasten your ear on my
+ advisings: to the love I have in doing good a
+ remedy presents itself. I do make myself believe
+ that you may most uprighteously do a poor wronged
+ lady a merited benefit; redeem your brother from
+ the angry law; do no stain to your own gracious
+ person; and much please the absent duke, if
+ peradventure he shall ever return to have hearing of
+ this business.
+
+ISABELLA Let me hear you speak farther. I have spirit to do
+ anything that appears not foul in the truth of my spirit.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Virtue is bold, and goodness never fearful. Have
+ you not heard speak of Mariana, the sister of
+ Frederick the great soldier who miscarried at sea?
+
+ISABELLA I have heard of the lady, and good words went with her name.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO She should this Angelo have married; was affianced
+ to her by oath, and the nuptial appointed: between
+ which time of the contract and limit of the
+ solemnity, her brother Frederick was wrecked at sea,
+ having in that perished vessel the dowry of his
+ sister. But mark how heavily this befell to the
+ poor gentlewoman: there she lost a noble and
+ renowned brother, in his love toward her ever most
+ kind and natural; with him, the portion and sinew of
+ her fortune, her marriage-dowry; with both, her
+ combinate husband, this well-seeming Angelo.
+
+ISABELLA Can this be so? did Angelo so leave her?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Left her in her tears, and dried not one of them
+ with his comfort; swallowed his vows whole,
+ pretending in her discoveries of dishonour: in few,
+ bestowed her on her own lamentation, which she yet
+ wears for his sake; and he, a marble to her tears,
+ is washed with them, but relents not.
+
+ISABELLA What a merit were it in death to take this poor maid
+ from the world! What corruption in this life, that
+ it will let this man live! But how out of this can she avail?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO It is a rupture that you may easily heal: and the
+ cure of it not only saves your brother, but keeps
+ you from dishonour in doing it.
+
+ISABELLA Show me how, good father.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO This forenamed maid hath yet in her the continuance
+ of her first affection: his unjust unkindness, that
+ in all reason should have quenched her love, hath,
+ like an impediment in the current, made it more
+ violent and unruly. Go you to Angelo; answer his
+ requiring with a plausible obedience; agree with
+ his demands to the point; only refer yourself to
+ this advantage, first, that your stay with him may
+ not be long; that the time may have all shadow and
+ silence in it; and the place answer to convenience.
+ This being granted in course,--and now follows
+ all,--we shall advise this wronged maid to stead up
+ your appointment, go in your place; if the encounter
+ acknowledge itself hereafter, it may compel him to
+ her recompense: and here, by this, is your brother
+ saved, your honour untainted, the poor Mariana
+ advantaged, and the corrupt deputy scaled. The maid
+ will I frame and make fit for his attempt. If you
+ think well to carry this as you may, the doubleness
+ of the benefit defends the deceit from reproof.
+ What think you of it?
+
+ISABELLA The image of it gives me content already; and I
+ trust it will grow to a most prosperous perfection.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO It lies much in your holding up. Haste you speedily
+ to Angelo: if for this night he entreat you to his
+ bed, give him promise of satisfaction. I will
+ presently to Saint Luke's: there, at the moated
+ grange, resides this dejected Mariana. At that
+ place call upon me; and dispatch with Angelo, that
+ it may be quickly.
+
+ISABELLA I thank you for this comfort. Fare you well, good father.
+
+ [Exeunt severally]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II The street before the prison.
+
+
+ [Enter, on one side, DUKE VINCENTIO disguised as
+ before; on the other, ELBOW, and Officers with POMPEY]
+
+ELBOW Nay, if there be no remedy for it, but that you will
+ needs buy and sell men and women like beasts, we
+ shall have all the world drink brown and white bastard.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO O heavens! what stuff is here
+
+POMPEY 'Twas never merry world since, of two usuries, the
+ merriest was put down, and the worser allowed by
+ order of law a furred gown to keep him warm; and
+ furred with fox and lamb-skins too, to signify, that
+ craft, being richer than innocency, stands for the facing.
+
+ELBOW Come your way, sir. 'Bless you, good father friar.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO And you, good brother father. What offence hath
+ this man made you, sir?
+
+ELBOW Marry, sir, he hath offended the law: and, sir, we
+ take him to be a thief too, sir; for we have found
+ upon him, sir, a strange picklock, which we have
+ sent to the deputy.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Fie, sirrah! a bawd, a wicked bawd!
+ The evil that thou causest to be done,
+ That is thy means to live. Do thou but think
+ What 'tis to cram a maw or clothe a back
+ From such a filthy vice: say to thyself,
+ From their abominable and beastly touches
+ I drink, I eat, array myself, and live.
+ Canst thou believe thy living is a life,
+ So stinkingly depending? Go mend, go mend.
+
+POMPEY Indeed, it does stink in some sort, sir; but yet,
+ sir, I would prove--
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Nay, if the devil have given thee proofs for sin,
+ Thou wilt prove his. Take him to prison, officer:
+ Correction and instruction must both work
+ Ere this rude beast will profit.
+
+ELBOW He must before the deputy, sir; he has given him
+ warning: the deputy cannot abide a whoremaster: if
+ he be a whoremonger, and comes before him, he were
+ as good go a mile on his errand.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO That we were all, as some would seem to be,
+ From our faults, as faults from seeming, free!
+
+ELBOW His neck will come to your waist,--a cord, sir.
+
+POMPEY I spy comfort; I cry bail. Here's a gentleman and a
+ friend of mine.
+
+ [Enter LUCIO]
+
+LUCIO How now, noble Pompey! What, at the wheels of
+ Caesar? art thou led in triumph? What, is there
+ none of Pygmalion's images, newly made woman, to be
+ had now, for putting the hand in the pocket and
+ extracting it clutch'd? What reply, ha? What
+ sayest thou to this tune, matter and method? Is't
+ not drowned i' the last rain, ha? What sayest
+ thou, Trot? Is the world as it was, man? Which is
+ the way? Is it sad, and few words? or how? The
+ trick of it?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Still thus, and thus; still worse!
+
+LUCIO How doth my dear morsel, thy mistress? Procures she
+ still, ha?
+
+POMPEY Troth, sir, she hath eaten up all her beef, and she
+ is herself in the tub.
+
+LUCIO Why, 'tis good; it is the right of it; it must be
+ so: ever your fresh whore and your powdered bawd:
+ an unshunned consequence; it must be so. Art going
+ to prison, Pompey?
+
+POMPEY Yes, faith, sir.
+
+LUCIO Why, 'tis not amiss, Pompey. Farewell: go, say I
+ sent thee thither. For debt, Pompey? or how?
+
+ELBOW For being a bawd, for being a bawd.
+
+LUCIO Well, then, imprison him: if imprisonment be the
+ due of a bawd, why, 'tis his right: bawd is he
+ doubtless, and of antiquity too; bawd-born.
+ Farewell, good Pompey. Commend me to the prison,
+ Pompey: you will turn good husband now, Pompey; you
+ will keep the house.
+
+POMPEY I hope, sir, your good worship will be my bail.
+
+LUCIO No, indeed, will I not, Pompey; it is not the wear.
+ I will pray, Pompey, to increase your bondage: If
+ you take it not patiently, why, your mettle is the
+ more. Adieu, trusty Pompey. 'Bless you, friar.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO And you.
+
+LUCIO Does Bridget paint still, Pompey, ha?
+
+ELBOW Come your ways, sir; come.
+
+POMPEY You will not bail me, then, sir?
+
+LUCIO Then, Pompey, nor now. What news abroad, friar?
+ what news?
+
+ELBOW Come your ways, sir; come.
+
+LUCIO Go to kennel, Pompey; go.
+
+ [Exeunt ELBOW, POMPEY and Officers]
+
+ What news, friar, of the duke?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I know none. Can you tell me of any?
+
+LUCIO Some say he is with the Emperor of Russia; other
+ some, he is in Rome: but where is he, think you?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I know not where; but wheresoever, I wish him well.
+
+LUCIO It was a mad fantastical trick of him to steal from
+ the state, and usurp the beggary he was never born
+ to. Lord Angelo dukes it well in his absence; he
+ puts transgression to 't.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO He does well in 't.
+
+LUCIO A little more lenity to lechery would do no harm in
+ him: something too crabbed that way, friar.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO It is too general a vice, and severity must cure it.
+
+LUCIO Yes, in good sooth, the vice is of a great kindred;
+ it is well allied: but it is impossible to extirp
+ it quite, friar, till eating and drinking be put
+ down. They say this Angelo was not made by man and
+ woman after this downright way of creation: is it
+ true, think you?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO How should he be made, then?
+
+LUCIO Some report a sea-maid spawned him; some, that he
+ was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is
+ certain that when he makes water his urine is
+ congealed ice; that I know to be true: and he is a
+ motion generative; that's infallible.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO You are pleasant, sir, and speak apace.
+
+LUCIO Why, what a ruthless thing is this in him, for the
+ rebellion of a codpiece to take away the life of a
+ man! Would the duke that is absent have done this?
+ Ere he would have hanged a man for the getting a
+ hundred bastards, he would have paid for the nursing
+ a thousand: he had some feeling of the sport: he
+ knew the service, and that instructed him to mercy.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I never heard the absent duke much detected for
+ women; he was not inclined that way.
+
+LUCIO O, sir, you are deceived.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO 'Tis not possible.
+
+LUCIO Who, not the duke? yes, your beggar of fifty; and
+ his use was to put a ducat in her clack-dish: the
+ duke had crotchets in him. He would be drunk too;
+ that let me inform you.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO You do him wrong, surely.
+
+LUCIO Sir, I was an inward of his. A shy fellow was the
+ duke: and I believe I know the cause of his
+ withdrawing.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO What, I prithee, might be the cause?
+
+LUCIO No, pardon; 'tis a secret must be locked within the
+ teeth and the lips: but this I can let you
+ understand, the greater file of the subject held the
+ duke to be wise.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Wise! why, no question but he was.
+
+LUCIO A very superficial, ignorant, unweighing fellow.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Either this is the envy in you, folly, or mistaking:
+ the very stream of his life and the business he hath
+ helmed must upon a warranted need give him a better
+ proclamation. Let him be but testimonied in his own
+ bringings-forth, and he shall appear to the
+ envious a scholar, a statesman and a soldier.
+ Therefore you speak unskilfully: or if your
+ knowledge be more it is much darkened in your malice.
+
+LUCIO Sir, I know him, and I love him.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Love talks with better knowledge, and knowledge with
+ dearer love.
+
+LUCIO Come, sir, I know what I know.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I can hardly believe that, since you know not what
+ you speak. But, if ever the duke return, as our
+ prayers are he may, let me desire you to make your
+ answer before him. If it be honest you have spoke,
+ you have courage to maintain it: I am bound to call
+ upon you; and, I pray you, your name?
+
+LUCIO Sir, my name is Lucio; well known to the duke.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO He shall know you better, sir, if I may live to
+ report you.
+
+LUCIO I fear you not.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO O, you hope the duke will return no more; or you
+ imagine me too unhurtful an opposite. But indeed I
+ can do you little harm; you'll forswear this again.
+
+LUCIO I'll be hanged first: thou art deceived in me,
+ friar. But no more of this. Canst thou tell if
+ Claudio die to-morrow or no?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Why should he die, sir?
+
+LUCIO Why? For filling a bottle with a tundish. I would
+ the duke we talk of were returned again: the
+ ungenitured agent will unpeople the province with
+ continency; sparrows must not build in his
+ house-eaves, because they are lecherous. The duke
+ yet would have dark deeds darkly answered; he would
+ never bring them to light: would he were returned!
+ Marry, this Claudio is condemned for untrussing.
+ Farewell, good friar: I prithee, pray for me. The
+ duke, I say to thee again, would eat mutton on
+ Fridays. He's not past it yet, and I say to thee,
+ he would mouth with a beggar, though she smelt brown
+ bread and garlic: say that I said so. Farewell.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO No might nor greatness in mortality
+ Can censure 'scape; back-wounding calumny
+ The whitest virtue strikes. What king so strong
+ Can tie the gall up in the slanderous tongue?
+ But who comes here?
+
+ [Enter ESCALUS, Provost, and Officers with MISTRESS OVERDONE]
+
+ESCALUS Go; away with her to prison!
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE Good my lord, be good to me; your honour is accounted
+ a merciful man; good my lord.
+
+ESCALUS Double and treble admonition, and still forfeit in
+ the same kind! This would make mercy swear and play
+ the tyrant.
+
+Provost A bawd of eleven years' continuance, may it please
+ your honour.
+
+MISTRESS OVERDONE My lord, this is one Lucio's information against me.
+ Mistress Kate Keepdown was with child by him in the
+ duke's time; he promised her marriage: his child
+ is a year and a quarter old, come Philip and Jacob:
+ I have kept it myself; and see how he goes about to abuse me!
+
+ESCALUS That fellow is a fellow of much licence: let him be
+ called before us. Away with her to prison! Go to;
+ no more words.
+
+ [Exeunt Officers with MISTRESS OVERDONE]
+
+ Provost, my brother Angelo will not be altered;
+ Claudio must die to-morrow: let him be furnished
+ with divines, and have all charitable preparation.
+ if my brother wrought by my pity, it should not be
+ so with him.
+
+Provost So please you, this friar hath been with him, and
+ advised him for the entertainment of death.
+
+ESCALUS Good even, good father.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Bliss and goodness on you!
+
+ESCALUS Of whence are you?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Not of this country, though my chance is now
+ To use it for my time: I am a brother
+ Of gracious order, late come from the See
+ In special business from his holiness.
+
+ESCALUS What news abroad i' the world?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO None, but that there is so great a fever on
+ goodness, that the dissolution of it must cure it:
+ novelty is only in request; and it is as dangerous
+ to be aged in any kind of course, as it is virtuous
+ to be constant in any undertaking. There is scarce
+ truth enough alive to make societies secure; but
+ security enough to make fellowships accurst: much
+ upon this riddle runs the wisdom of the world. This
+ news is old enough, yet it is every day's news. I
+ pray you, sir, of what disposition was the duke?
+
+ESCALUS One that, above all other strifes, contended
+ especially to know himself.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO What pleasure was he given to?
+
+ESCALUS Rather rejoicing to see another merry, than merry at
+ any thing which professed to make him rejoice: a
+ gentleman of all temperance. But leave we him to
+ his events, with a prayer they may prove prosperous;
+ and let me desire to know how you find Claudio
+ prepared. I am made to understand that you have
+ lent him visitation.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO He professes to have received no sinister measure
+ from his judge, but most willingly humbles himself
+ to the determination of justice: yet had he framed
+ to himself, by the instruction of his frailty, many
+ deceiving promises of life; which I by my good
+ leisure have discredited to him, and now is he
+ resolved to die.
+
+ESCALUS You have paid the heavens your function, and the
+ prisoner the very debt of your calling. I have
+ laboured for the poor gentleman to the extremest
+ shore of my modesty: but my brother justice have I
+ found so severe, that he hath forced me to tell him
+ he is indeed Justice.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO If his own life answer the straitness of his
+ proceeding, it shall become him well; wherein if he
+ chance to fail, he hath sentenced himself.
+
+ESCALUS I am going to visit the prisoner. Fare you well.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Peace be with you!
+
+ [Exeunt ESCALUS and Provost]
+
+ He who the sword of heaven will bear
+ Should be as holy as severe;
+ Pattern in himself to know,
+ Grace to stand, and virtue go;
+ More nor less to others paying
+ Than by self-offences weighing.
+ Shame to him whose cruel striking
+ Kills for faults of his own liking!
+ Twice treble shame on Angelo,
+ To weed my vice and let his grow!
+ O, what may man within him hide,
+ Though angel on the outward side!
+ How may likeness made in crimes,
+ Making practise on the times,
+ To draw with idle spiders' strings
+ Most ponderous and substantial things!
+ Craft against vice I must apply:
+ With Angelo to-night shall lie
+ His old betrothed but despised;
+ So disguise shall, by the disguised,
+ Pay with falsehood false exacting,
+ And perform an old contracting.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE I The moated grange at ST. LUKE's.
+
+
+ [Enter MARIANA and a Boy]
+
+ [Boy sings]
+
+ Take, O, take those lips away,
+ That so sweetly were forsworn;
+ And those eyes, the break of day,
+ Lights that do mislead the morn:
+ But my kisses bring again, bring again;
+ Seals of love, but sealed in vain, sealed in vain.
+
+MARIANA Break off thy song, and haste thee quick away:
+ Here comes a man of comfort, whose advice
+ Hath often still'd my brawling discontent.
+
+ [Exit Boy]
+
+ [Enter DUKE VINCENTIO disguised as before]
+
+ I cry you mercy, sir; and well could wish
+ You had not found me here so musical:
+ Let me excuse me, and believe me so,
+ My mirth it much displeased, but pleased my woe.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO 'Tis good; though music oft hath such a charm
+ To make bad good, and good provoke to harm.
+ I pray, you, tell me, hath any body inquired
+ for me here to-day? much upon this time have
+ I promised here to meet.
+
+MARIANA You have not been inquired after:
+ I have sat here all day.
+
+ [Enter ISABELLA]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I do constantly believe you. The time is come even
+ now. I shall crave your forbearance a little: may
+ be I will call upon you anon, for some advantage to yourself.
+
+MARIANA I am always bound to you.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Very well met, and well come.
+ What is the news from this good deputy?
+
+ISABELLA He hath a garden circummured with brick,
+ Whose western side is with a vineyard back'd;
+ And to that vineyard is a planched gate,
+ That makes his opening with this bigger key:
+ This other doth command a little door
+ Which from the vineyard to the garden leads;
+ There have I made my promise
+ Upon the heavy middle of the night
+ To call upon him.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO But shall you on your knowledge find this way?
+
+ISABELLA I have ta'en a due and wary note upon't:
+ With whispering and most guilty diligence,
+ In action all of precept, he did show me
+ The way twice o'er.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Are there no other tokens
+ Between you 'greed concerning her observance?
+
+ISABELLA No, none, but only a repair i' the dark;
+ And that I have possess'd him my most stay
+ Can be but brief; for I have made him know
+ I have a servant comes with me along,
+ That stays upon me, whose persuasion is
+ I come about my brother.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO 'Tis well borne up.
+ I have not yet made known to Mariana
+ A word of this. What, ho! within! come forth!
+
+ [Re-enter MARIANA]
+
+ I pray you, be acquainted with this maid;
+ She comes to do you good.
+
+ISABELLA I do desire the like.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Do you persuade yourself that I respect you?
+
+MARIANA Good friar, I know you do, and have found it.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Take, then, this your companion by the hand,
+ Who hath a story ready for your ear.
+ I shall attend your leisure: but make haste;
+ The vaporous night approaches.
+
+MARIANA Will't please you walk aside?
+
+ [Exeunt MARIANA and ISABELLA]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO O place and greatness! millions of false eyes
+ Are stuck upon thee: volumes of report
+ Run with these false and most contrarious quests
+ Upon thy doings: thousand escapes of wit
+ Make thee the father of their idle dreams
+ And rack thee in their fancies.
+
+ [Re-enter MARIANA and ISABELLA]
+
+ Welcome, how agreed?
+
+ISABELLA She'll take the enterprise upon her, father,
+ If you advise it.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO It is not my consent,
+ But my entreaty too.
+
+ISABELLA Little have you to say
+ When you depart from him, but, soft and low,
+ 'Remember now my brother.'
+
+MARIANA Fear me not.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Nor, gentle daughter, fear you not at all.
+ He is your husband on a pre-contract:
+ To bring you thus together, 'tis no sin,
+ Sith that the justice of your title to him
+ Doth flourish the deceit. Come, let us go:
+ Our corn's to reap, for yet our tithe's to sow.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE II A room in the prison.
+
+
+ [Enter Provost and POMPEY]
+
+Provost Come hither, sirrah. Can you cut off a man's head?
+
+POMPEY If the man be a bachelor, sir, I can; but if he be a
+ married man, he's his wife's head, and I can never
+ cut off a woman's head.
+
+Provost Come, sir, leave me your snatches, and yield me a
+ direct answer. To-morrow morning are to die Claudio
+ and Barnardine. Here is in our prison a common
+ executioner, who in his office lacks a helper: if
+ you will take it on you to assist him, it shall
+ redeem you from your gyves; if not, you shall have
+ your full time of imprisonment and your deliverance
+ with an unpitied whipping, for you have been a
+ notorious bawd.
+
+POMPEY Sir, I have been an unlawful bawd time out of mind;
+ but yet I will be content to be a lawful hangman. I
+ would be glad to receive some instruction from my
+ fellow partner.
+
+Provost What, ho! Abhorson! Where's Abhorson, there?
+
+ [Enter ABHORSON]
+
+ABHORSON Do you call, sir?
+
+Provost Sirrah, here's a fellow will help you to-morrow in
+ your execution. If you think it meet, compound with
+ him by the year, and let him abide here with you; if
+ not, use him for the present and dismiss him. He
+ cannot plead his estimation with you; he hath been a bawd.
+
+ABHORSON A bawd, sir? fie upon him! he will discredit our mystery.
+
+Provost Go to, sir; you weigh equally; a feather will turn
+ the scale.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+POMPEY Pray, sir, by your good favour,--for surely, sir, a
+ good favour you have, but that you have a hanging
+ look,--do you call, sir, your occupation a mystery?
+
+ABHORSON Ay, sir; a mystery
+
+POMPEY Painting, sir, I have heard say, is a mystery; and
+ your whores, sir, being members of my occupation,
+ using painting, do prove my occupation a mystery:
+ but what mystery there should be in hanging, if I
+ should be hanged, I cannot imagine.
+
+ABHORSON Sir, it is a mystery.
+
+POMPEY Proof?
+
+ABHORSON Every true man's apparel fits your thief: if it be
+ too little for your thief, your true man thinks it
+ big enough; if it be too big for your thief, your
+ thief thinks it little enough: so every true man's
+ apparel fits your thief.
+
+ [Re-enter Provost]
+
+Provost Are you agreed?
+
+POMPEY Sir, I will serve him; for I do find your hangman is
+ a more penitent trade than your bawd; he doth
+ oftener ask forgiveness.
+
+Provost You, sirrah, provide your block and your axe
+ to-morrow four o'clock.
+
+ABHORSON Come on, bawd; I will instruct thee in my trade; follow.
+
+POMPEY I do desire to learn, sir: and I hope, if you have
+ occasion to use me for your own turn, you shall find
+ me yare; for truly, sir, for your kindness I owe you
+ a good turn.
+
+Provost Call hither Barnardine and Claudio:
+
+ [Exeunt POMPEY and ABHORSON]
+
+ The one has my pity; not a jot the other,
+ Being a murderer, though he were my brother.
+
+ [Enter CLAUDIO]
+
+ Look, here's the warrant, Claudio, for thy death:
+ 'Tis now dead midnight, and by eight to-morrow
+ Thou must be made immortal. Where's Barnardine?
+
+CLAUDIO As fast lock'd up in sleep as guiltless labour
+ When it lies starkly in the traveller's bones:
+ He will not wake.
+
+Provost Who can do good on him?
+ Well, go, prepare yourself.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+ But, hark, what noise?
+ Heaven give your spirits comfort!
+
+ [Exit CLAUDIO]
+
+ By and by.
+ I hope it is some pardon or reprieve
+ For the most gentle Claudio.
+
+ [Enter DUKE VINCENTIO disguised as before]
+
+ Welcome father.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO The best and wholesomest spirts of the night
+ Envelope you, good Provost! Who call'd here of late?
+
+Provost None, since the curfew rung.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Not Isabel?
+
+Provost No.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO They will, then, ere't be long.
+
+Provost What comfort is for Claudio?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO There's some in hope.
+
+Provost It is a bitter deputy.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Not so, not so; his life is parallel'd
+ Even with the stroke and line of his great justice:
+ He doth with holy abstinence subdue
+ That in himself which he spurs on his power
+ To qualify in others: were he meal'd with that
+ Which he corrects, then were he tyrannous;
+ But this being so, he's just.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+ Now are they come.
+
+ [Exit Provost]
+
+ This is a gentle provost: seldom when
+ The steeled gaoler is the friend of men.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+ How now! what noise? That spirit's possessed with haste
+ That wounds the unsisting postern with these strokes.
+
+ [Re-enter Provost]
+
+Provost There he must stay until the officer
+ Arise to let him in: he is call'd up.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Have you no countermand for Claudio yet,
+ But he must die to-morrow?
+
+Provost None, sir, none.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO As near the dawning, provost, as it is,
+ You shall hear more ere morning.
+
+Provost Happily
+ You something know; yet I believe there comes
+ No countermand; no such example have we:
+ Besides, upon the very siege of justice
+ Lord Angelo hath to the public ear
+ Profess'd the contrary.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ This is his lordship's man.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO And here comes Claudio's pardon.
+
+Messenger [Giving a paper]
+
+ My lord hath sent you this note; and by me this
+ further charge, that you swerve not from the
+ smallest article of it, neither in time, matter, or
+ other circumstance. Good morrow; for, as I take it,
+ it is almost day.
+
+Provost I shall obey him.
+
+ [Exit Messenger]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO [Aside] This is his pardon, purchased by such sin
+ For which the pardoner himself is in.
+ Hence hath offence his quick celerity,
+ When it is born in high authority:
+ When vice makes mercy, mercy's so extended,
+ That for the fault's love is the offender friended.
+ Now, sir, what news?
+
+Provost I told you. Lord Angelo, belike thinking me remiss
+ in mine office, awakens me with this unwonted
+ putting-on; methinks strangely, for he hath not used it before.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Pray you, let's hear.
+
+Provost [Reads]
+
+ 'Whatsoever you may hear to the contrary, let
+ Claudio be executed by four of the clock; and in the
+ afternoon Barnardine: for my better satisfaction,
+ let me have Claudio's head sent me by five. Let
+ this be duly performed; with a thought that more
+ depends on it than we must yet deliver. Thus fail
+ not to do your office, as you will answer it at your peril.'
+ What say you to this, sir?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO What is that Barnardine who is to be executed in the
+ afternoon?
+
+Provost A Bohemian born, but here nursed un and bred; one
+ that is a prisoner nine years old.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO How came it that the absent duke had not either
+ delivered him to his liberty or executed him? I
+ have heard it was ever his manner to do so.
+
+Provost His friends still wrought reprieves for him: and,
+ indeed, his fact, till now in the government of Lord
+ Angelo, came not to an undoubtful proof.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO It is now apparent?
+
+Provost Most manifest, and not denied by himself.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Hath he born himself penitently in prison? how
+ seems he to be touched?
+
+Provost A man that apprehends death no more dreadfully but
+ as a drunken sleep; careless, reckless, and fearless
+ of what's past, present, or to come; insensible of
+ mortality, and desperately mortal.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO He wants advice.
+
+Provost He will hear none: he hath evermore had the liberty
+ of the prison; give him leave to escape hence, he
+ would not: drunk many times a day, if not many days
+ entirely drunk. We have very oft awaked him, as if
+ to carry him to execution, and showed him a seeming
+ warrant for it: it hath not moved him at all.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO More of him anon. There is written in your brow,
+ provost, honesty and constancy: if I read it not
+ truly, my ancient skill beguiles me; but, in the
+ boldness of my cunning, I will lay myself in hazard.
+ Claudio, whom here you have warrant to execute, is
+ no greater forfeit to the law than Angelo who hath
+ sentenced him. To make you understand this in a
+ manifested effect, I crave but four days' respite;
+ for the which you are to do me both a present and a
+ dangerous courtesy.
+
+Provost Pray, sir, in what?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO In the delaying death.
+
+Provost A lack, how may I do it, having the hour limited,
+ and an express command, under penalty, to deliver
+ his head in the view of Angelo? I may make my case
+ as Claudio's, to cross this in the smallest.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO By the vow of mine order I warrant you, if my
+ instructions may be your guide. Let this Barnardine
+ be this morning executed, and his head born to Angelo.
+
+Provost Angelo hath seen them both, and will discover the favour.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO O, death's a great disguiser; and you may add to it.
+ Shave the head, and tie the beard; and say it was
+ the desire of the penitent to be so bared before his
+ death: you know the course is common. If any thing
+ fall to you upon this, more than thanks and good
+ fortune, by the saint whom I profess, I will plead
+ against it with my life.
+
+Provost Pardon me, good father; it is against my oath.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Were you sworn to the duke, or to the deputy?
+
+Provost To him, and to his substitutes.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO You will think you have made no offence, if the duke
+ avouch the justice of your dealing?
+
+Provost But what likelihood is in that?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Not a resemblance, but a certainty. Yet since I see
+ you fearful, that neither my coat, integrity, nor
+ persuasion can with ease attempt you, I will go
+ further than I meant, to pluck all fears out of you.
+ Look you, sir, here is the hand and seal of the
+ duke: you know the character, I doubt not; and the
+ signet is not strange to you.
+
+Provost I know them both.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO The contents of this is the return of the duke: you
+ shall anon over-read it at your pleasure; where you
+ shall find, within these two days he will be here.
+ This is a thing that Angelo knows not; for he this
+ very day receives letters of strange tenor;
+ perchance of the duke's death; perchance entering
+ into some monastery; but, by chance, nothing of what
+ is writ. Look, the unfolding star calls up the
+ shepherd. Put not yourself into amazement how these
+ things should be: all difficulties are but easy
+ when they are known. Call your executioner, and off
+ with Barnardine's head: I will give him a present
+ shrift and advise him for a better place. Yet you
+ are amazed; but this shall absolutely resolve you.
+ Come away; it is almost clear dawn.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE III Another room in the same.
+
+
+ [Enter POMPEY]
+
+POMPEY I am as well acquainted here as I was in our house
+ of profession: one would think it were Mistress
+ Overdone's own house, for here be many of her old
+ customers. First, here's young Master Rash; he's in
+ for a commodity of brown paper and old ginger,
+ ninescore and seventeen pounds; of which he made
+ five marks, ready money: marry, then ginger was not
+ much in request, for the old women were all dead.
+ Then is there here one Master Caper, at the suit of
+ Master Three-pile the mercer, for some four suits of
+ peach-coloured satin, which now peaches him a
+ beggar. Then have we here young Dizy, and young
+ Master Deep-vow, and Master Copperspur, and Master
+ Starve-lackey the rapier and dagger man, and young
+ Drop-heir that killed lusty Pudding, and Master
+ Forthlight the tilter, and brave Master Shooty the
+ great traveller, and wild Half-can that stabbed
+ Pots, and, I think, forty more; all great doers in
+ our trade, and are now 'for the Lord's sake.'
+
+ [Enter ABHORSON]
+
+ABHORSON Sirrah, bring Barnardine hither.
+
+POMPEY Master Barnardine! you must rise and be hanged.
+ Master Barnardine!
+
+ABHORSON What, ho, Barnardine!
+
+BARNARDINE [Within] A pox o' your throats! Who makes that
+ noise there? What are you?
+
+POMPEY Your friends, sir; the hangman. You must be so
+ good, sir, to rise and be put to death.
+
+BARNARDINE [Within] Away, you rogue, away! I am sleepy.
+
+ABHORSON Tell him he must awake, and that quickly too.
+
+POMPEY Pray, Master Barnardine, awake till you are
+ executed, and sleep afterwards.
+
+ABHORSON Go in to him, and fetch him out.
+
+POMPEY He is coming, sir, he is coming; I hear his straw rustle.
+
+ABHORSON Is the axe upon the block, sirrah?
+
+POMPEY Very ready, sir.
+
+ [Enter BARNARDINE]
+
+BARNARDINE How now, Abhorson? what's the news with you?
+
+ABHORSON Truly, sir, I would desire you to clap into your
+ prayers; for, look you, the warrant's come.
+
+BARNARDINE You rogue, I have been drinking all night; I am not
+ fitted for 't.
+
+POMPEY O, the better, sir; for he that drinks all night,
+ and is hanged betimes in the morning, may sleep the
+ sounder all the next day.
+
+ABHORSON Look you, sir; here comes your ghostly father: do
+ we jest now, think you?
+
+ [Enter DUKE VINCENTIO disguised as before]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Sir, induced by my charity, and hearing how hastily
+ you are to depart, I am come to advise you, comfort
+ you and pray with you.
+
+BARNARDINE Friar, not I I have been drinking hard all night,
+ and I will have more time to prepare me, or they
+ shall beat out my brains with billets: I will not
+ consent to die this day, that's certain.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO O, sir, you must: and therefore I beseech you
+ Look forward on the journey you shall go.
+
+BARNARDINE I swear I will not die to-day for any man's
+ persuasion.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO But hear you.
+
+BARNARDINE Not a word: if you have any thing to say to me,
+ come to my ward; for thence will not I to-day.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Unfit to live or die: O gravel heart!
+ After him, fellows; bring him to the block.
+
+ [Exeunt ABHORSON and POMPEY]
+
+ [Re-enter Provost]
+
+Provost Now, sir, how do you find the prisoner?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO A creature unprepared, unmeet for death;
+ And to transport him in the mind he is
+ Were damnable.
+
+Provost Here in the prison, father,
+ There died this morning of a cruel fever
+ One Ragozine, a most notorious pirate,
+ A man of Claudio's years; his beard and head
+ Just of his colour. What if we do omit
+ This reprobate till he were well inclined;
+ And satisfy the deputy with the visage
+ Of Ragozine, more like to Claudio?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO O, 'tis an accident that heaven provides!
+ Dispatch it presently; the hour draws on
+ Prefix'd by Angelo: see this be done,
+ And sent according to command; whiles I
+ Persuade this rude wretch willingly to die.
+
+Provost This shall be done, good father, presently.
+ But Barnardine must die this afternoon:
+ And how shall we continue Claudio,
+ To save me from the danger that might come
+ If he were known alive?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Let this be done.
+ Put them in secret holds, both Barnardine and Claudio:
+ Ere twice the sun hath made his journal greeting
+ To the under generation, you shall find
+ Your safety manifested.
+
+Provost I am your free dependant.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Quick, dispatch, and send the head to Angelo.
+
+ [Exit Provost]
+
+ Now will I write letters to Angelo,--
+ The provost, he shall bear them, whose contents
+ Shall witness to him I am near at home,
+ And that, by great injunctions, I am bound
+ To enter publicly: him I'll desire
+ To meet me at the consecrated fount
+ A league below the city; and from thence,
+ By cold gradation and well-balanced form,
+ We shall proceed with Angelo.
+
+ [Re-enter Provost]
+
+Provost Here is the head; I'll carry it myself.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Convenient is it. Make a swift return;
+ For I would commune with you of such things
+ That want no ear but yours.
+
+Provost I'll make all speed.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ISABELLA [Within] Peace, ho, be here!
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO The tongue of Isabel. She's come to know
+ If yet her brother's pardon be come hither:
+ But I will keep her ignorant of her good,
+ To make her heavenly comforts of despair,
+ When it is least expected.
+
+ [Enter ISABELLA]
+
+ISABELLA Ho, by your leave!
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Good morning to you, fair and gracious daughter.
+
+ISABELLA The better, given me by so holy a man.
+ Hath yet the deputy sent my brother's pardon?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO He hath released him, Isabel, from the world:
+ His head is off and sent to Angelo.
+
+ISABELLA Nay, but it is not so.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO It is no other: show your wisdom, daughter,
+ In your close patience.
+
+ISABELLA O, I will to him and pluck out his eyes!
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO You shall not be admitted to his sight.
+
+ISABELLA Unhappy Claudio! wretched Isabel!
+ Injurious world! most damned Angelo!
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO This nor hurts him nor profits you a jot;
+ Forbear it therefore; give your cause to heaven.
+ Mark what I say, which you shall find
+ By every syllable a faithful verity:
+ The duke comes home to-morrow; nay, dry your eyes;
+ One of our convent, and his confessor,
+ Gives me this instance: already he hath carried
+ Notice to Escalus and Angelo,
+ Who do prepare to meet him at the gates,
+ There to give up their power. If you can, pace your wisdom
+ In that good path that I would wish it go,
+ And you shall have your bosom on this wretch,
+ Grace of the duke, revenges to your heart,
+ And general honour.
+
+ISABELLA I am directed by you.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO This letter, then, to Friar Peter give;
+ 'Tis that he sent me of the duke's return:
+ Say, by this token, I desire his company
+ At Mariana's house to-night. Her cause and yours
+ I'll perfect him withal, and he shall bring you
+ Before the duke, and to the head of Angelo
+ Accuse him home and home. For my poor self,
+ I am combined by a sacred vow
+ And shall be absent. Wend you with this letter:
+ Command these fretting waters from your eyes
+ With a light heart; trust not my holy order,
+ If I pervert your course. Who's here?
+
+ [Enter LUCIO]
+
+LUCIO Good even. Friar, where's the provost?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Not within, sir.
+
+LUCIO O pretty Isabella, I am pale at mine heart to see
+ thine eyes so red: thou must be patient. I am fain
+ to dine and sup with water and bran; I dare not for
+ my head fill my belly; one fruitful meal would set
+ me to 't. But they say the duke will be here
+ to-morrow. By my troth, Isabel, I loved thy brother:
+ if the old fantastical duke of dark corners had been
+ at home, he had lived.
+
+ [Exit ISABELLA]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Sir, the duke is marvellous little beholding to your
+ reports; but the best is, he lives not in them.
+
+LUCIO Friar, thou knowest not the duke so well as I do:
+ he's a better woodman than thou takest him for.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Well, you'll answer this one day. Fare ye well.
+
+LUCIO Nay, tarry; I'll go along with thee
+ I can tell thee pretty tales of the duke.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO You have told me too many of him already, sir, if
+ they be true; if not true, none were enough.
+
+LUCIO I was once before him for getting a wench with child.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Did you such a thing?
+
+LUCIO Yes, marry, did I but I was fain to forswear it;
+ they would else have married me to the rotten medlar.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Sir, your company is fairer than honest. Rest you well.
+
+LUCIO By my troth, I'll go with thee to the lane's end:
+ if bawdy talk offend you, we'll have very little of
+ it. Nay, friar, I am a kind of burr; I shall stick.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE IV A room in ANGELO's house.
+
+
+ [Enter ANGELO and ESCALUS]
+
+ESCALUS Every letter he hath writ hath disvouched other.
+
+ANGELO In most uneven and distracted manner. His actions
+ show much like to madness: pray heaven his wisdom be
+ not tainted! And why meet him at the gates, and
+ redeliver our authorities there
+
+ESCALUS I guess not.
+
+ANGELO And why should we proclaim it in an hour before his
+ entering, that if any crave redress of injustice,
+ they should exhibit their petitions in the street?
+
+ESCALUS He shows his reason for that: to have a dispatch of
+ complaints, and to deliver us from devices
+ hereafter, which shall then have no power to stand
+ against us.
+
+ANGELO Well, I beseech you, let it be proclaimed betimes
+ i' the morn; I'll call you at your house: give
+ notice to such men of sort and suit as are to meet
+ him.
+
+ESCALUS I shall, sir. Fare you well.
+
+ANGELO Good night.
+
+ [Exit ESCALUS]
+
+ This deed unshapes me quite, makes me unpregnant
+ And dull to all proceedings. A deflower'd maid!
+ And by an eminent body that enforced
+ The law against it! But that her tender shame
+ Will not proclaim against her maiden loss,
+ How might she tongue me! Yet reason dares her no;
+ For my authority bears of a credent bulk,
+ That no particular scandal once can touch
+ But it confounds the breather. He should have lived,
+ Save that riotous youth, with dangerous sense,
+ Might in the times to come have ta'en revenge,
+ By so receiving a dishonour'd life
+ With ransom of such shame. Would yet he had lived!
+ A lack, when once our grace we have forgot,
+ Nothing goes right: we would, and we would not.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE V Fields without the town.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE VINCENTIO in his own habit, and FRIAR PETER]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO These letters at fit time deliver me
+
+ [Giving letters]
+
+ The provost knows our purpose and our plot.
+ The matter being afoot, keep your instruction,
+ And hold you ever to our special drift;
+ Though sometimes you do blench from this to that,
+ As cause doth minister. Go call at Flavius' house,
+ And tell him where I stay: give the like notice
+ To Valentinus, Rowland, and to Crassus,
+ And bid them bring the trumpets to the gate;
+ But send me Flavius first.
+
+FRIAR PETER It shall be speeded well.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter VARRIUS]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I thank thee, Varrius; thou hast made good haste:
+ Come, we will walk. There's other of our friends
+ Will greet us here anon, my gentle Varrius.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE VI Street near the city gate.
+
+
+ [Enter ISABELLA and MARIANA]
+
+ISABELLA To speak so indirectly I am loath:
+ I would say the truth; but to accuse him so,
+ That is your part: yet I am advised to do it;
+ He says, to veil full purpose.
+
+MARIANA Be ruled by him.
+
+ISABELLA Besides, he tells me that, if peradventure
+ He speak against me on the adverse side,
+ I should not think it strange; for 'tis a physic
+ That's bitter to sweet end.
+
+MARIANA I would Friar Peter--
+
+ISABELLA O, peace! the friar is come.
+
+ [Enter FRIAR PETER]
+
+FRIAR PETER Come, I have found you out a stand most fit,
+ Where you may have such vantage on the duke,
+ He shall not pass you. Twice have the trumpets sounded;
+ The generous and gravest citizens
+ Have hent the gates, and very near upon
+ The duke is entering: therefore, hence, away!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MEASURE FOR MEASURE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+SCENE I The city gate.
+
+
+ [MARIANA veiled, ISABELLA, and FRIAR PETER, at their
+ stand. Enter DUKE VINCENTIO, VARRIUS, Lords,
+ ANGELO, ESCALUS, LUCIO, Provost, Officers, and
+ Citizens, at several doors]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO My very worthy cousin, fairly met!
+ Our old and faithful friend, we are glad to see you.
+
+
+ANGELO |
+ | Happy return be to your royal grace!
+ESCALUS |
+
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Many and hearty thankings to you both.
+ We have made inquiry of you; and we hear
+ Such goodness of your justice, that our soul
+ Cannot but yield you forth to public thanks,
+ Forerunning more requital.
+
+ANGELO You make my bonds still greater.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO O, your desert speaks loud; and I should wrong it,
+ To lock it in the wards of covert bosom,
+ When it deserves, with characters of brass,
+ A forted residence 'gainst the tooth of time
+ And razure of oblivion. Give me your hand,
+ And let the subject see, to make them know
+ That outward courtesies would fain proclaim
+ Favours that keep within. Come, Escalus,
+ You must walk by us on our other hand;
+ And good supporters are you.
+
+ [FRIAR PETER and ISABELLA come forward]
+
+FRIAR PETER Now is your time: speak loud and kneel before him.
+
+ISABELLA Justice, O royal duke! Vail your regard
+ Upon a wrong'd, I would fain have said, a maid!
+ O worthy prince, dishonour not your eye
+ By throwing it on any other object
+ Till you have heard me in my true complaint
+ And given me justice, justice, justice, justice!
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Relate your wrongs; in what? by whom? be brief.
+ Here is Lord Angelo shall give you justice:
+ Reveal yourself to him.
+
+ISABELLA O worthy duke,
+ You bid me seek redemption of the devil:
+ Hear me yourself; for that which I must speak
+ Must either punish me, not being believed,
+ Or wring redress from you. Hear me, O hear me, here!
+
+ANGELO My lord, her wits, I fear me, are not firm:
+ She hath been a suitor to me for her brother
+ Cut off by course of justice,--
+
+ISABELLA By course of justice!
+
+ANGELO And she will speak most bitterly and strange.
+
+ISABELLA Most strange, but yet most truly, will I speak:
+ That Angelo's forsworn; is it not strange?
+ That Angelo's a murderer; is 't not strange?
+ That Angelo is an adulterous thief,
+ An hypocrite, a virgin-violator;
+ Is it not strange and strange?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Nay, it is ten times strange.
+
+ISABELLA It is not truer he is Angelo
+ Than this is all as true as it is strange:
+ Nay, it is ten times true; for truth is truth
+ To the end of reckoning.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Away with her! Poor soul,
+ She speaks this in the infirmity of sense.
+
+ISABELLA O prince, I conjure thee, as thou believest
+ There is another comfort than this world,
+ That thou neglect me not, with that opinion
+ That I am touch'd with madness! Make not impossible
+ That which but seems unlike: 'tis not impossible
+ But one, the wicked'st caitiff on the ground,
+ May seem as shy, as grave, as just, as absolute
+ As Angelo; even so may Angelo,
+ In all his dressings, characts, titles, forms,
+ Be an arch-villain; believe it, royal prince:
+ If he be less, he's nothing; but he's more,
+ Had I more name for badness.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO By mine honesty,
+ If she be mad,--as I believe no other,--
+ Her madness hath the oddest frame of sense,
+ Such a dependency of thing on thing,
+ As e'er I heard in madness.
+
+ISABELLA O gracious duke,
+ Harp not on that, nor do not banish reason
+ For inequality; but let your reason serve
+ To make the truth appear where it seems hid,
+ And hide the false seems true.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Many that are not mad
+ Have, sure, more lack of reason. What would you say?
+
+ISABELLA I am the sister of one Claudio,
+ Condemn'd upon the act of fornication
+ To lose his head; condemn'd by Angelo:
+ I, in probation of a sisterhood,
+ Was sent to by my brother; one Lucio
+ As then the messenger,--
+
+LUCIO That's I, an't like your grace:
+ I came to her from Claudio, and desired her
+ To try her gracious fortune with Lord Angelo
+ For her poor brother's pardon.
+
+ISABELLA That's he indeed.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO You were not bid to speak.
+
+LUCIO No, my good lord;
+ Nor wish'd to hold my peace.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I wish you now, then;
+ Pray you, take note of it: and when you have
+ A business for yourself, pray heaven you then
+ Be perfect.
+
+LUCIO I warrant your honour.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO The warrants for yourself; take heed to't.
+
+ISABELLA This gentleman told somewhat of my tale,--
+
+LUCIO Right.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO It may be right; but you are i' the wrong
+ To speak before your time. Proceed.
+
+ISABELLA I went
+ To this pernicious caitiff deputy,--
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO That's somewhat madly spoken.
+
+ISABELLA Pardon it;
+ The phrase is to the matter.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Mended again. The matter; proceed.
+
+ISABELLA In brief, to set the needless process by,
+ How I persuaded, how I pray'd, and kneel'd,
+ How he refell'd me, and how I replied,--
+ For this was of much length,--the vile conclusion
+ I now begin with grief and shame to utter:
+ He would not, but by gift of my chaste body
+ To his concupiscible intemperate lust,
+ Release my brother; and, after much debatement,
+ My sisterly remorse confutes mine honour,
+ And I did yield to him: but the next morn betimes,
+ His purpose surfeiting, he sends a warrant
+ For my poor brother's head.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO This is most likely!
+
+ISABELLA O, that it were as like as it is true!
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO By heaven, fond wretch, thou knowist not what thou speak'st,
+ Or else thou art suborn'd against his honour
+ In hateful practise. First, his integrity
+ Stands without blemish. Next, it imports no reason
+ That with such vehemency he should pursue
+ Faults proper to himself: if he had so offended,
+ He would have weigh'd thy brother by himself
+ And not have cut him off. Some one hath set you on:
+ Confess the truth, and say by whose advice
+ Thou camest here to complain.
+
+ISABELLA And is this all?
+ Then, O you blessed ministers above,
+ Keep me in patience, and with ripen'd time
+ Unfold the evil which is here wrapt up
+ In countenance! Heaven shield your grace from woe,
+ As I, thus wrong'd, hence unbelieved go!
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I know you'ld fain be gone. An officer!
+ To prison with her! Shall we thus permit
+ A blasting and a scandalous breath to fall
+ On him so near us? This needs must be a practise.
+ Who knew of Your intent and coming hither?
+
+ISABELLA One that I would were here, Friar Lodowick.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO A ghostly father, belike. Who knows that Lodowick?
+
+LUCIO My lord, I know him; 'tis a meddling friar;
+ I do not like the man: had he been lay, my lord
+ For certain words he spake against your grace
+ In your retirement, I had swinged him soundly.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Words against me? this is a good friar, belike!
+ And to set on this wretched woman here
+ Against our substitute! Let this friar be found.
+
+LUCIO But yesternight, my lord, she and that friar,
+ I saw them at the prison: a saucy friar,
+ A very scurvy fellow.
+
+FRIAR PETER Blessed be your royal grace!
+ I have stood by, my lord, and I have heard
+ Your royal ear abused. First, hath this woman
+ Most wrongfully accused your substitute,
+ Who is as free from touch or soil with her
+ As she from one ungot.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO We did believe no less.
+ Know you that Friar Lodowick that she speaks of?
+
+FRIAR PETER I know him for a man divine and holy;
+ Not scurvy, nor a temporary meddler,
+ As he's reported by this gentleman;
+ And, on my trust, a man that never yet
+ Did, as he vouches, misreport your grace.
+
+LUCIO My lord, most villanously; believe it.
+
+FRIAR PETER Well, he in time may come to clear himself;
+ But at this instant he is sick my lord,
+ Of a strange fever. Upon his mere request,
+ Being come to knowledge that there was complaint
+ Intended 'gainst Lord Angelo, came I hither,
+ To speak, as from his mouth, what he doth know
+ Is true and false; and what he with his oath
+ And all probation will make up full clear,
+ Whensoever he's convented. First, for this woman.
+ To justify this worthy nobleman,
+ So vulgarly and personally accused,
+ Her shall you hear disproved to her eyes,
+ Till she herself confess it.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Good friar, let's hear it.
+
+ [ISABELLA is carried off guarded; and MARIANA comes forward]
+
+ Do you not smile at this, Lord Angelo?
+ O heaven, the vanity of wretched fools!
+ Give us some seats. Come, cousin Angelo;
+ In this I'll be impartial; be you judge
+ Of your own cause. Is this the witness, friar?
+ First, let her show her face, and after speak.
+
+MARIANA Pardon, my lord; I will not show my face
+ Until my husband bid me.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO What, are you married?
+
+MARIANA No, my lord.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Are you a maid?
+
+MARIANA No, my lord.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO A widow, then?
+
+MARIANA Neither, my lord.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Why, you are nothing then: neither maid, widow, nor wife?
+
+LUCIO My lord, she may be a punk; for many of them are
+ neither maid, widow, nor wife.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Silence that fellow: I would he had some cause
+ To prattle for himself.
+
+LUCIO Well, my lord.
+
+MARIANA My lord; I do confess I ne'er was married;
+ And I confess besides I am no maid:
+ I have known my husband; yet my husband
+ Knows not that ever he knew me.
+
+LUCIO He was drunk then, my lord: it can be no better.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO For the benefit of silence, would thou wert so too!
+
+LUCIO Well, my lord.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO This is no witness for Lord Angelo.
+
+MARIANA Now I come to't my lord
+ She that accuses him of fornication,
+ In self-same manner doth accuse my husband,
+ And charges him my lord, with such a time
+ When I'll depose I had him in mine arms
+ With all the effect of love.
+
+ANGELO Charges she more than me?
+
+MARIANA Not that I know.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO No? you say your husband.
+
+MARIANA Why, just, my lord, and that is Angelo,
+ Who thinks he knows that he ne'er knew my body,
+ But knows he thinks that he knows Isabel's.
+
+ANGELO This is a strange abuse. Let's see thy face.
+
+MARIANA My husband bids me; now I will unmask.
+
+ [Unveiling]
+
+ This is that face, thou cruel Angelo,
+ Which once thou sworest was worth the looking on;
+ This is the hand which, with a vow'd contract,
+ Was fast belock'd in thine; this is the body
+ That took away the match from Isabel,
+ And did supply thee at thy garden-house
+ In her imagined person.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Know you this woman?
+
+LUCIO Carnally, she says.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Sirrah, no more!
+
+LUCIO Enough, my lord.
+
+ANGELO My lord, I must confess I know this woman:
+ And five years since there was some speech of marriage
+ Betwixt myself and her; which was broke off,
+ Partly for that her promised proportions
+ Came short of composition, but in chief
+ For that her reputation was disvalued
+ In levity: since which time of five years
+ I never spake with her, saw her, nor heard from her,
+ Upon my faith and honour.
+
+MARIANA Noble prince,
+ As there comes light from heaven and words from breath,
+ As there is sense in truth and truth in virtue,
+ I am affianced this man's wife as strongly
+ As words could make up vows: and, my good lord,
+ But Tuesday night last gone in's garden-house
+ He knew me as a wife. As this is true,
+ Let me in safety raise me from my knees
+ Or else for ever be confixed here,
+ A marble monument!
+
+ANGELO I did but smile till now:
+ Now, good my lord, give me the scope of justice
+ My patience here is touch'd. I do perceive
+ These poor informal women are no more
+ But instruments of some more mightier member
+ That sets them on: let me have way, my lord,
+ To find this practise out.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Ay, with my heart
+ And punish them to your height of pleasure.
+ Thou foolish friar, and thou pernicious woman,
+ Compact with her that's gone, think'st thou thy oaths,
+ Though they would swear down each particular saint,
+ Were testimonies against his worth and credit
+ That's seal'd in approbation? You, Lord Escalus,
+ Sit with my cousin; lend him your kind pains
+ To find out this abuse, whence 'tis derived.
+ There is another friar that set them on;
+ Let him be sent for.
+
+FRIAR PETER Would he were here, my lord! for he indeed
+ Hath set the women on to this complaint:
+ Your provost knows the place where he abides
+ And he may fetch him.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Go do it instantly.
+
+ [Exit Provost]
+
+ And you, my noble and well-warranted cousin,
+ Whom it concerns to hear this matter forth,
+ Do with your injuries as seems you best,
+ In any chastisement: I for a while will leave you;
+ But stir not you till you have well determined
+ Upon these slanderers.
+
+ESCALUS My lord, we'll do it throughly.
+
+ [Exit DUKE]
+
+ Signior Lucio, did not you say you knew that
+ Friar Lodowick to be a dishonest person?
+
+LUCIO 'Cucullus non facit monachum:' honest in nothing
+ but in his clothes; and one that hath spoke most
+ villanous speeches of the duke.
+
+ESCALUS We shall entreat you to abide here till he come and
+ enforce them against him: we shall find this friar a
+ notable fellow.
+
+LUCIO As any in Vienna, on my word.
+
+ESCALUS Call that same Isabel here once again; I would speak with her.
+
+ [Exit an Attendant]
+
+ Pray you, my lord, give me leave to question; you
+ shall see how I'll handle her.
+
+LUCIO Not better than he, by her own report.
+
+ESCALUS Say you?
+
+LUCIO Marry, sir, I think, if you handled her privately,
+ she would sooner confess: perchance, publicly,
+ she'll be ashamed.
+
+ESCALUS I will go darkly to work with her.
+
+LUCIO That's the way; for women are light at midnight.
+
+ [Re-enter Officers with ISABELLA; and Provost with
+ the DUKE VINCENTIO in his friar's habit]
+
+ESCALUS Come on, mistress: here's a gentlewoman denies all
+ that you have said.
+
+LUCIO My lord, here comes the rascal I spoke of; here with
+ the provost.
+
+ESCALUS In very good time: speak not you to him till we
+ call upon you.
+
+LUCIO Mum.
+
+ESCALUS Come, sir: did you set these women on to slander
+ Lord Angelo? they have confessed you did.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO 'Tis false.
+
+ESCALUS How! know you where you are?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Respect to your great place! and let the devil
+ Be sometime honour'd for his burning throne!
+ Where is the duke? 'tis he should hear me speak.
+
+ESCALUS The duke's in us; and we will hear you speak:
+ Look you speak justly.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Boldly, at least. But, O, poor souls,
+ Come you to seek the lamb here of the fox?
+ Good night to your redress! Is the duke gone?
+ Then is your cause gone too. The duke's unjust,
+ Thus to retort your manifest appeal,
+ And put your trial in the villain's mouth
+ Which here you come to accuse.
+
+LUCIO This is the rascal; this is he I spoke of.
+
+ESCALUS Why, thou unreverend and unhallow'd friar,
+ Is't not enough thou hast suborn'd these women
+ To accuse this worthy man, but, in foul mouth
+ And in the witness of his proper ear,
+ To call him villain? and then to glance from him
+ To the duke himself, to tax him with injustice?
+ Take him hence; to the rack with him! We'll touse you
+ Joint by joint, but we will know his purpose.
+ What 'unjust'!
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Be not so hot; the duke
+ Dare no more stretch this finger of mine than he
+ Dare rack his own: his subject am I not,
+ Nor here provincial. My business in this state
+ Made me a looker on here in Vienna,
+ Where I have seen corruption boil and bubble
+ Till it o'er-run the stew; laws for all faults,
+ But faults so countenanced, that the strong statutes
+ Stand like the forfeits in a barber's shop,
+ As much in mock as mark.
+
+ESCALUS Slander to the state! Away with him to prison!
+
+ANGELO What can you vouch against him, Signior Lucio?
+ Is this the man that you did tell us of?
+
+LUCIO 'Tis he, my lord. Come hither, goodman baldpate:
+ do you know me?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I remember you, sir, by the sound of your voice: I
+ met you at the prison, in the absence of the duke.
+
+LUCIO O, did you so? And do you remember what you said of the duke?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Most notedly, sir.
+
+LUCIO Do you so, sir? And was the duke a fleshmonger, a
+ fool, and a coward, as you then reported him to be?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO You must, sir, change persons with me, ere you make
+ that my report: you, indeed, spoke so of him; and
+ much more, much worse.
+
+LUCIO O thou damnable fellow! Did not I pluck thee by the
+ nose for thy speeches?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I protest I love the duke as I love myself.
+
+ANGELO Hark, how the villain would close now, after his
+ treasonable abuses!
+
+ESCALUS Such a fellow is not to be talked withal. Away with
+ him to prison! Where is the provost? Away with him
+ to prison! lay bolts enough upon him: let him
+ speak no more. Away with those giglots too, and
+ with the other confederate companion!
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO [To Provost] Stay, sir; stay awhile.
+
+ANGELO What, resists he? Help him, Lucio.
+
+LUCIO Come, sir; come, sir; come, sir; foh, sir! Why, you
+ bald-pated, lying rascal, you must be hooded, must
+ you? Show your knave's visage, with a pox to you!
+ show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour!
+ Will't not off?
+
+ [Pulls off the friar's hood, and discovers DUKE
+ VINCENTIO]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Thou art the first knave that e'er madest a duke.
+ First, provost, let me bail these gentle three.
+
+ [To LUCIO]
+
+ Sneak not away, sir; for the friar and you
+ Must have a word anon. Lay hold on him.
+
+LUCIO This may prove worse than hanging.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO [To ESCALUS] What you have spoke I pardon: sit you down:
+ We'll borrow place of him.
+
+ [To ANGELO]
+
+ Sir, by your leave.
+ Hast thou or word, or wit, or impudence,
+ That yet can do thee office? If thou hast,
+ Rely upon it till my tale be heard,
+ And hold no longer out.
+
+ANGELO O my dread lord,
+ I should be guiltier than my guiltiness,
+ To think I can be undiscernible,
+ When I perceive your grace, like power divine,
+ Hath look'd upon my passes. Then, good prince,
+ No longer session hold upon my shame,
+ But let my trial be mine own confession:
+ Immediate sentence then and sequent death
+ Is all the grace I beg.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Come hither, Mariana.
+ Say, wast thou e'er contracted to this woman?
+
+ANGELO I was, my lord.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Go take her hence, and marry her instantly.
+ Do you the office, friar; which consummate,
+ Return him here again. Go with him, provost.
+
+ [Exeunt ANGELO, MARIANA, FRIAR PETER and Provost]
+
+ESCALUS My lord, I am more amazed at his dishonour
+ Than at the strangeness of it.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Come hither, Isabel.
+ Your friar is now your prince: as I was then
+ Advertising and holy to your business,
+ Not changing heart with habit, I am still
+ Attorney'd at your service.
+
+ISABELLA O, give me pardon,
+ That I, your vassal, have employ'd and pain'd
+ Your unknown sovereignty!
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO You are pardon'd, Isabel:
+ And now, dear maid, be you as free to us.
+ Your brother's death, I know, sits at your heart;
+ And you may marvel why I obscured myself,
+ Labouring to save his life, and would not rather
+ Make rash remonstrance of my hidden power
+ Than let him so be lost. O most kind maid,
+ It was the swift celerity of his death,
+ Which I did think with slower foot came on,
+ That brain'd my purpose. But, peace be with him!
+ That life is better life, past fearing death,
+ Than that which lives to fear: make it your comfort,
+ So happy is your brother.
+
+ISABELLA I do, my lord.
+
+ [Re-enter ANGELO, MARIANA, FRIAR PETER, and Provost]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO For this new-married man approaching here,
+ Whose salt imagination yet hath wrong'd
+ Your well defended honour, you must pardon
+ For Mariana's sake: but as he adjudged your brother,--
+ Being criminal, in double violation
+ Of sacred chastity and of promise-breach
+ Thereon dependent, for your brother's life,--
+ The very mercy of the law cries out
+ Most audible, even from his proper tongue,
+ 'An Angelo for Claudio, death for death!'
+ Haste still pays haste, and leisure answers leisure;
+ Like doth quit like, and MEASURE still FOR MEASURE.
+ Then, Angelo, thy fault's thus manifested;
+ Which, though thou wouldst deny, denies thee vantage.
+ We do condemn thee to the very block
+ Where Claudio stoop'd to death, and with like haste.
+ Away with him!
+
+MARIANA O my most gracious lord,
+ I hope you will not mock me with a husband.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO It is your husband mock'd you with a husband.
+ Consenting to the safeguard of your honour,
+ I thought your marriage fit; else imputation,
+ For that he knew you, might reproach your life
+ And choke your good to come; for his possessions,
+ Although by confiscation they are ours,
+ We do instate and widow you withal,
+ To buy you a better husband.
+
+MARIANA O my dear lord,
+ I crave no other, nor no better man.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Never crave him; we are definitive.
+
+MARIANA Gentle my liege,--
+
+ [Kneeling]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO You do but lose your labour.
+ Away with him to death!
+
+ [To LUCIO]
+
+ Now, sir, to you.
+
+MARIANA O my good lord! Sweet Isabel, take my part;
+ Lend me your knees, and all my life to come
+ I'll lend you all my life to do you service.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Against all sense you do importune her:
+ Should she kneel down in mercy of this fact,
+ Her brother's ghost his paved bed would break,
+ And take her hence in horror.
+
+MARIANA Isabel,
+ Sweet Isabel, do yet but kneel by me;
+ Hold up your hands, say nothing; I'll speak all.
+ They say, best men are moulded out of faults;
+ And, for the most, become much more the better
+ For being a little bad: so may my husband.
+ O Isabel, will you not lend a knee?
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO He dies for Claudio's death.
+
+ISABELLA Most bounteous sir,
+
+ [Kneeling]
+
+ Look, if it please you, on this man condemn'd,
+ As if my brother lived: I partly think
+ A due sincerity govern'd his deeds,
+ Till he did look on me: since it is so,
+ Let him not die. My brother had but justice,
+ In that he did the thing for which he died:
+ For Angelo,
+ His act did not o'ertake his bad intent,
+ And must be buried but as an intent
+ That perish'd by the way: thoughts are no subjects;
+ Intents but merely thoughts.
+
+MARIANA Merely, my lord.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Your suit's unprofitable; stand up, I say.
+ I have bethought me of another fault.
+ Provost, how came it Claudio was beheaded
+ At an unusual hour?
+
+Provost It was commanded so.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Had you a special warrant for the deed?
+
+Provost No, my good lord; it was by private message.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO For which I do discharge you of your office:
+ Give up your keys.
+
+Provost Pardon me, noble lord:
+ I thought it was a fault, but knew it not;
+ Yet did repent me, after more advice;
+ For testimony whereof, one in the prison,
+ That should by private order else have died,
+ I have reserved alive.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO What's he?
+
+Provost His name is Barnardine.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO I would thou hadst done so by Claudio.
+ Go fetch him hither; let me look upon him.
+
+ [Exit Provost]
+
+ESCALUS I am sorry, one so learned and so wise
+ As you, Lord Angelo, have still appear'd,
+ Should slip so grossly, both in the heat of blood.
+ And lack of temper'd judgment afterward.
+
+ANGELO I am sorry that such sorrow I procure:
+ And so deep sticks it in my penitent heart
+ That I crave death more willingly than mercy;
+ 'Tis my deserving, and I do entreat it.
+
+ [Re-enter Provost, with BARNARDINE, CLAUDIO muffled,
+ and JULIET]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Which is that Barnardine?
+
+Provost This, my lord.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO There was a friar told me of this man.
+ Sirrah, thou art said to have a stubborn soul.
+ That apprehends no further than this world,
+ And squarest thy life according. Thou'rt condemn'd:
+ But, for those earthly faults, I quit them all;
+ And pray thee take this mercy to provide
+ For better times to come. Friar, advise him;
+ I leave him to your hand. What muffled fellow's that?
+
+Provost This is another prisoner that I saved.
+ Who should have died when Claudio lost his head;
+ As like almost to Claudio as himself.
+
+ [Unmuffles CLAUDIO]
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO [To ISABELLA] If he be like your brother, for his sake
+ Is he pardon'd; and, for your lovely sake,
+ Give me your hand and say you will be mine.
+ He is my brother too: but fitter time for that.
+ By this Lord Angelo perceives he's safe;
+ Methinks I see a quickening in his eye.
+ Well, Angelo, your evil quits you well:
+ Look that you love your wife; her worth worth yours.
+ I find an apt remission in myself;
+ And yet here's one in place I cannot pardon.
+
+ [To LUCIO]
+
+ You, sirrah, that knew me for a fool, a coward,
+ One all of luxury, an ass, a madman;
+ Wherein have I so deserved of you,
+ That you extol me thus?
+
+LUCIO 'Faith, my lord. I spoke it but according to the
+ trick. If you will hang me for it, you may; but I
+ had rather it would please you I might be whipt.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Whipt first, sir, and hanged after.
+ Proclaim it, provost, round about the city.
+ Is any woman wrong'd by this lewd fellow,
+ As I have heard him swear himself there's one
+ Whom he begot with child, let her appear,
+ And he shall marry her: the nuptial finish'd,
+ Let him be whipt and hang'd.
+
+LUCIO I beseech your highness, do not marry me to a whore.
+ Your highness said even now, I made you a duke:
+ good my lord, do not recompense me in making me a cuckold.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Upon mine honour, thou shalt marry her.
+ Thy slanders I forgive; and therewithal
+ Remit thy other forfeits. Take him to prison;
+ And see our pleasure herein executed.
+
+LUCIO Marrying a punk, my lord, is pressing to death,
+ whipping, and hanging.
+
+DUKE VINCENTIO Slandering a prince deserves it.
+
+ [Exit Officers with LUCIO]
+
+ She, Claudio, that you wrong'd, look you restore.
+ Joy to you, Mariana! Love her, Angelo:
+ I have confess'd her and I know her virtue.
+ Thanks, good friend Escalus, for thy much goodness:
+ There's more behind that is more gratulate.
+ Thanks, provost, for thy care and secrecy:
+ We shill employ thee in a worthier place.
+ Forgive him, Angelo, that brought you home
+ The head of Ragozine for Claudio's:
+ The offence pardons itself. Dear Isabel,
+ I have a motion much imports your good;
+ Whereto if you'll a willing ear incline,
+ What's mine is yours and what is yours is mine.
+ So, bring us to our palace; where we'll show
+ What's yet behind, that's meet you all should know.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+The DUKE OF VENICE. (DUKE:)
+
+
+The PRINCE OF |
+MOROCCO (MOROCCO:) |
+ | suitors to Portia.
+The PRINCE OF |
+ARRAGON (ARRAGON:) |
+
+
+ANTONIO a merchant of Venice.
+
+BASSANIO his friend, suitor likewise to Portia.
+
+
+SALANIO |
+ |
+SALARINO |
+ | friends to Antonio and Bassanio.
+GRATIANO |
+ |
+SALERIO |
+
+
+LORENZO in love with Jessica.
+
+SHYLOCK a rich Jew.
+
+TUBAL a Jew, his friend.
+
+LAUNCELOT GOBBO the clown, servant to SHYLOCK. (LAUNCELOT:)
+
+OLD GOBBO father to Launcelot. (GOBBO:)
+
+LEONARDO servant to BASSANIO.
+
+
+BALTHASAR |
+ | servants to PORTIA.
+STEPHANO |
+
+
+PORTIA a rich heiress.
+
+NERISSA her waiting-maid.
+
+JESSICA daughter to SHYLOCK.
+
+ Magnificoes of Venice, Officers of the Court of Justice,
+ Gaoler, Servants to Portia, and other Attendants.
+ (Servant:)
+ (Clerk:)
+
+SCENE Partly at Venice, and partly at Belmont,
+ the seat of PORTIA, on the Continent.
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Venice. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter ANTONIO, SALARINO, and SALANIO]
+
+ANTONIO In sooth, I know not why I am so sad:
+ It wearies me; you say it wearies you;
+ But how I caught it, found it, or came by it,
+ What stuff 'tis made of, whereof it is born,
+ I am to learn;
+ And such a want-wit sadness makes of me,
+ That I have much ado to know myself.
+
+SALARINO Your mind is tossing on the ocean;
+ There, where your argosies with portly sail,
+ Like signiors and rich burghers on the flood,
+ Or, as it were, the pageants of the sea,
+ Do overpeer the petty traffickers,
+ That curtsy to them, do them reverence,
+ As they fly by them with their woven wings.
+
+SALANIO Believe me, sir, had I such venture forth,
+ The better part of my affections would
+ Be with my hopes abroad. I should be still
+ Plucking the grass, to know where sits the wind,
+ Peering in maps for ports and piers and roads;
+ And every object that might make me fear
+ Misfortune to my ventures, out of doubt
+ Would make me sad.
+
+SALARINO My wind cooling my broth
+ Would blow me to an ague, when I thought
+ What harm a wind too great at sea might do.
+ I should not see the sandy hour-glass run,
+ But I should think of shallows and of flats,
+ And see my wealthy Andrew dock'd in sand,
+ Vailing her high-top lower than her ribs
+ To kiss her burial. Should I go to church
+ And see the holy edifice of stone,
+ And not bethink me straight of dangerous rocks,
+ Which touching but my gentle vessel's side,
+ Would scatter all her spices on the stream,
+ Enrobe the roaring waters with my silks,
+ And, in a word, but even now worth this,
+ And now worth nothing? Shall I have the thought
+ To think on this, and shall I lack the thought
+ That such a thing bechanced would make me sad?
+ But tell not me; I know, Antonio
+ Is sad to think upon his merchandise.
+
+ANTONIO Believe me, no: I thank my fortune for it,
+ My ventures are not in one bottom trusted,
+ Nor to one place; nor is my whole estate
+ Upon the fortune of this present year:
+ Therefore my merchandise makes me not sad.
+
+SALARINO Why, then you are in love.
+
+ANTONIO Fie, fie!
+
+SALARINO Not in love neither? Then let us say you are sad,
+ Because you are not merry: and 'twere as easy
+ For you to laugh and leap and say you are merry,
+ Because you are not sad. Now, by two-headed Janus,
+ Nature hath framed strange fellows in her time:
+ Some that will evermore peep through their eyes
+ And laugh like parrots at a bag-piper,
+ And other of such vinegar aspect
+ That they'll not show their teeth in way of smile,
+ Though Nestor swear the jest be laughable.
+
+ [Enter BASSANIO, LORENZO, and GRATIANO]
+
+SALANIO Here comes Bassanio, your most noble kinsman,
+ Gratiano and Lorenzo. Fare ye well:
+ We leave you now with better company.
+
+SALARINO I would have stay'd till I had made you merry,
+ If worthier friends had not prevented me.
+
+ANTONIO Your worth is very dear in my regard.
+ I take it, your own business calls on you
+ And you embrace the occasion to depart.
+
+SALARINO Good morrow, my good lords.
+
+BASSANIO Good signiors both, when shall we laugh? say, when?
+ You grow exceeding strange: must it be so?
+
+SALARINO We'll make our leisures to attend on yours.
+
+ [Exeunt Salarino and Salanio]
+
+LORENZO My Lord Bassanio, since you have found Antonio,
+ We two will leave you: but at dinner-time,
+ I pray you, have in mind where we must meet.
+
+BASSANIO I will not fail you.
+
+GRATIANO You look not well, Signior Antonio;
+ You have too much respect upon the world:
+ They lose it that do buy it with much care:
+ Believe me, you are marvellously changed.
+
+ANTONIO I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano;
+ A stage where every man must play a part,
+ And mine a sad one.
+
+GRATIANO Let me play the fool:
+ With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come,
+ And let my liver rather heat with wine
+ Than my heart cool with mortifying groans.
+ Why should a man, whose blood is warm within,
+ Sit like his grandsire cut in alabaster?
+ Sleep when he wakes and creep into the jaundice
+ By being peevish? I tell thee what, Antonio--
+ I love thee, and it is my love that speaks--
+ There are a sort of men whose visages
+ Do cream and mantle like a standing pond,
+ And do a wilful stillness entertain,
+ With purpose to be dress'd in an opinion
+ Of wisdom, gravity, profound conceit,
+ As who should say 'I am Sir Oracle,
+ And when I ope my lips let no dog bark!'
+ O my Antonio, I do know of these
+ That therefore only are reputed wise
+ For saying nothing; when, I am very sure,
+ If they should speak, would almost damn those ears,
+ Which, hearing them, would call their brothers fools.
+ I'll tell thee more of this another time:
+ But fish not, with this melancholy bait,
+ For this fool gudgeon, this opinion.
+ Come, good Lorenzo. Fare ye well awhile:
+ I'll end my exhortation after dinner.
+
+LORENZO Well, we will leave you then till dinner-time:
+ I must be one of these same dumb wise men,
+ For Gratiano never lets me speak.
+
+GRATIANO Well, keep me company but two years moe,
+ Thou shalt not know the sound of thine own tongue.
+
+ANTONIO Farewell: I'll grow a talker for this gear.
+
+GRATIANO Thanks, i' faith, for silence is only commendable
+ In a neat's tongue dried and a maid not vendible.
+
+ [Exeunt GRATIANO and LORENZO]
+
+ANTONIO Is that any thing now?
+
+BASSANIO Gratiano speaks an infinite deal of nothing, more
+ than any man in all Venice. His reasons are as two
+ grains of wheat hid in two bushels of chaff: you
+ shall seek all day ere you find them, and when you
+ have them, they are not worth the search.
+
+ANTONIO Well, tell me now what lady is the same
+ To whom you swore a secret pilgrimage,
+ That you to-day promised to tell me of?
+
+BASSANIO 'Tis not unknown to you, Antonio,
+ How much I have disabled mine estate,
+ By something showing a more swelling port
+ Than my faint means would grant continuance:
+ Nor do I now make moan to be abridged
+ From such a noble rate; but my chief care
+ Is to come fairly off from the great debts
+ Wherein my time something too prodigal
+ Hath left me gaged. To you, Antonio,
+ I owe the most, in money and in love,
+ And from your love I have a warranty
+ To unburden all my plots and purposes
+ How to get clear of all the debts I owe.
+
+ANTONIO I pray you, good Bassanio, let me know it;
+ And if it stand, as you yourself still do,
+ Within the eye of honour, be assured,
+ My purse, my person, my extremest means,
+ Lie all unlock'd to your occasions.
+
+BASSANIO In my school-days, when I had lost one shaft,
+ I shot his fellow of the self-same flight
+ The self-same way with more advised watch,
+ To find the other forth, and by adventuring both
+ I oft found both: I urge this childhood proof,
+ Because what follows is pure innocence.
+ I owe you much, and, like a wilful youth,
+ That which I owe is lost; but if you please
+ To shoot another arrow that self way
+ Which you did shoot the first, I do not doubt,
+ As I will watch the aim, or to find both
+ Or bring your latter hazard back again
+ And thankfully rest debtor for the first.
+
+ANTONIO You know me well, and herein spend but time
+ To wind about my love with circumstance;
+ And out of doubt you do me now more wrong
+ In making question of my uttermost
+ Than if you had made waste of all I have:
+ Then do but say to me what I should do
+ That in your knowledge may by me be done,
+ And I am prest unto it: therefore, speak.
+
+BASSANIO In Belmont is a lady richly left;
+ And she is fair, and, fairer than that word,
+ Of wondrous virtues: sometimes from her eyes
+ I did receive fair speechless messages:
+ Her name is Portia, nothing undervalued
+ To Cato's daughter, Brutus' Portia:
+ Nor is the wide world ignorant of her worth,
+ For the four winds blow in from every coast
+ Renowned suitors, and her sunny locks
+ Hang on her temples like a golden fleece;
+ Which makes her seat of Belmont Colchos' strand,
+ And many Jasons come in quest of her.
+ O my Antonio, had I but the means
+ To hold a rival place with one of them,
+ I have a mind presages me such thrift,
+ That I should questionless be fortunate!
+
+ANTONIO Thou know'st that all my fortunes are at sea;
+ Neither have I money nor commodity
+ To raise a present sum: therefore go forth;
+ Try what my credit can in Venice do:
+ That shall be rack'd, even to the uttermost,
+ To furnish thee to Belmont, to fair Portia.
+ Go, presently inquire, and so will I,
+ Where money is, and I no question make
+ To have it of my trust or for my sake.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II: Belmont. A room in PORTIA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter PORTIA and NERISSA]
+
+PORTIA By my troth, Nerissa, my little body is aweary of
+ this great world.
+
+NERISSA You would be, sweet madam, if your miseries were in
+ the same abundance as your good fortunes are: and
+ yet, for aught I see, they are as sick that surfeit
+ with too much as they that starve with nothing. It
+ is no mean happiness therefore, to be seated in the
+ mean: superfluity comes sooner by white hairs, but
+ competency lives longer.
+
+PORTIA Good sentences and well pronounced.
+
+NERISSA They would be better, if well followed.
+
+PORTIA If to do were as easy as to know what were good to
+ do, chapels had been churches and poor men's
+ cottages princes' palaces. It is a good divine that
+ follows his own instructions: I can easier teach
+ twenty what were good to be done, than be one of the
+ twenty to follow mine own teaching. The brain may
+ devise laws for the blood, but a hot temper leaps
+ o'er a cold decree: such a hare is madness the
+ youth, to skip o'er the meshes of good counsel the
+ cripple. But this reasoning is not in the fashion to
+ choose me a husband. O me, the word 'choose!' I may
+ neither choose whom I would nor refuse whom I
+ dislike; so is the will of a living daughter curbed
+ by the will of a dead father. Is it not hard,
+ Nerissa, that I cannot choose one nor refuse none?
+
+NERISSA Your father was ever virtuous; and holy men at their
+ death have good inspirations: therefore the lottery,
+ that he hath devised in these three chests of gold,
+ silver and lead, whereof who chooses his meaning
+ chooses you, will, no doubt, never be chosen by any
+ rightly but one who shall rightly love. But what
+ warmth is there in your affection towards any of
+ these princely suitors that are already come?
+
+PORTIA I pray thee, over-name them; and as thou namest
+ them, I will describe them; and, according to my
+ description, level at my affection.
+
+NERISSA First, there is the Neapolitan prince.
+
+PORTIA Ay, that's a colt indeed, for he doth nothing but
+ talk of his horse; and he makes it a great
+ appropriation to his own good parts, that he can
+ shoe him himself. I am much afeard my lady his
+ mother played false with a smith.
+
+NERISSA Then there is the County Palatine.
+
+PORTIA He doth nothing but frown, as who should say 'If you
+ will not have me, choose:' he hears merry tales and
+ smiles not: I fear he will prove the weeping
+ philosopher when he grows old, being so full of
+ unmannerly sadness in his youth. I had rather be
+ married to a death's-head with a bone in his mouth
+ than to either of these. God defend me from these
+ two!
+
+NERISSA How say you by the French lord, Monsieur Le Bon?
+
+PORTIA God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man.
+ In truth, I know it is a sin to be a mocker: but,
+ he! why, he hath a horse better than the
+ Neapolitan's, a better bad habit of frowning than
+ the Count Palatine; he is every man in no man; if a
+ throstle sing, he falls straight a capering: he will
+ fence with his own shadow: if I should marry him, I
+ should marry twenty husbands. If he would despise me
+ I would forgive him, for if he love me to madness, I
+ shall never requite him.
+
+NERISSA What say you, then, to Falconbridge, the young baron
+ of England?
+
+PORTIA You know I say nothing to him, for he understands
+ not me, nor I him: he hath neither Latin, French,
+ nor Italian, and you will come into the court and
+ swear that I have a poor pennyworth in the English.
+ He is a proper man's picture, but, alas, who can
+ converse with a dumb-show? How oddly he is suited!
+ I think he bought his doublet in Italy, his round
+ hose in France, his bonnet in Germany and his
+ behavior every where.
+
+NERISSA What think you of the Scottish lord, his neighbour?
+
+PORTIA That he hath a neighbourly charity in him, for he
+ borrowed a box of the ear of the Englishman and
+ swore he would pay him again when he was able: I
+ think the Frenchman became his surety and sealed
+ under for another.
+
+NERISSA How like you the young German, the Duke of Saxony's nephew?
+
+PORTIA Very vilely in the morning, when he is sober, and
+ most vilely in the afternoon, when he is drunk: when
+ he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and
+ when he is worst, he is little better than a beast:
+ and the worst fall that ever fell, I hope I shall
+ make shift to go without him.
+
+NERISSA If he should offer to choose, and choose the right
+ casket, you should refuse to perform your father's
+ will, if you should refuse to accept him.
+
+PORTIA Therefore, for fear of the worst, I pray thee, set a
+ deep glass of rhenish wine on the contrary casket,
+ for if the devil be within and that temptation
+ without, I know he will choose it. I will do any
+ thing, Nerissa, ere I'll be married to a sponge.
+
+NERISSA You need not fear, lady, the having any of these
+ lords: they have acquainted me with their
+ determinations; which is, indeed, to return to their
+ home and to trouble you with no more suit, unless
+ you may be won by some other sort than your father's
+ imposition depending on the caskets.
+
+PORTIA If I live to be as old as Sibylla, I will die as
+ chaste as Diana, unless I be obtained by the manner
+ of my father's will. I am glad this parcel of wooers
+ are so reasonable, for there is not one among them
+ but I dote on his very absence, and I pray God grant
+ them a fair departure.
+
+NERISSA Do you not remember, lady, in your father's time, a
+ Venetian, a scholar and a soldier, that came hither
+ in company of the Marquis of Montferrat?
+
+PORTIA Yes, yes, it was Bassanio; as I think, he was so called.
+
+NERISSA True, madam: he, of all the men that ever my foolish
+ eyes looked upon, was the best deserving a fair lady.
+
+PORTIA I remember him well, and I remember him worthy of
+ thy praise.
+
+ [Enter a Serving-man]
+
+ How now! what news?
+
+Servant The four strangers seek for you, madam, to take
+ their leave: and there is a forerunner come from a
+ fifth, the Prince of Morocco, who brings word the
+ prince his master will be here to-night.
+
+PORTIA If I could bid the fifth welcome with so good a
+ heart as I can bid the other four farewell, I should
+ be glad of his approach: if he have the condition
+ of a saint and the complexion of a devil, I had
+ rather he should shrive me than wive me. Come,
+ Nerissa. Sirrah, go before.
+ Whiles we shut the gates
+ upon one wooer, another knocks at the door.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III Venice. A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter BASSANIO and SHYLOCK]
+
+SHYLOCK Three thousand ducats; well.
+
+BASSANIO Ay, sir, for three months.
+
+SHYLOCK For three months; well.
+
+BASSANIO For the which, as I told you, Antonio shall be bound.
+
+SHYLOCK Antonio shall become bound; well.
+
+BASSANIO May you stead me? will you pleasure me? shall I
+ know your answer?
+
+SHYLOCK Three thousand ducats for three months and Antonio bound.
+
+BASSANIO Your answer to that.
+
+SHYLOCK Antonio is a good man.
+
+BASSANIO Have you heard any imputation to the contrary?
+
+SHYLOCK Oh, no, no, no, no: my meaning in saying he is a
+ good man is to have you understand me that he is
+ sufficient. Yet his means are in supposition: he
+ hath an argosy bound to Tripolis, another to the
+ Indies; I understand moreover, upon the Rialto, he
+ hath a third at Mexico, a fourth for England, and
+ other ventures he hath, squandered abroad. But ships
+ are but boards, sailors but men: there be land-rats
+ and water-rats, water-thieves and land-thieves, I
+ mean pirates, and then there is the peril of waters,
+ winds and rocks. The man is, notwithstanding,
+ sufficient. Three thousand ducats; I think I may
+ take his bond.
+
+BASSANIO Be assured you may.
+
+SHYLOCK I will be assured I may; and, that I may be assured,
+ I will bethink me. May I speak with Antonio?
+
+BASSANIO If it please you to dine with us.
+
+SHYLOCK Yes, to smell pork; to eat of the habitation which
+ your prophet the Nazarite conjured the devil into. I
+ will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you,
+ walk with you, and so following, but I will not eat
+ with you, drink with you, nor pray with you. What
+ news on the Rialto? Who is he comes here?
+
+ [Enter ANTONIO]
+
+BASSANIO This is Signior Antonio.
+
+SHYLOCK [Aside] How like a fawning publican he looks!
+ I hate him for he is a Christian,
+ But more for that in low simplicity
+ He lends out money gratis and brings down
+ The rate of usance here with us in Venice.
+ If I can catch him once upon the hip,
+ I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him.
+ He hates our sacred nation, and he rails,
+ Even there where merchants most do congregate,
+ On me, my bargains and my well-won thrift,
+ Which he calls interest. Cursed be my tribe,
+ If I forgive him!
+
+BASSANIO Shylock, do you hear?
+
+SHYLOCK I am debating of my present store,
+ And, by the near guess of my memory,
+ I cannot instantly raise up the gross
+ Of full three thousand ducats. What of that?
+ Tubal, a wealthy Hebrew of my tribe,
+ Will furnish me. But soft! how many months
+ Do you desire?
+
+ [To ANTONIO]
+
+ Rest you fair, good signior;
+ Your worship was the last man in our mouths.
+
+ANTONIO Shylock, although I neither lend nor borrow
+ By taking nor by giving of excess,
+ Yet, to supply the ripe wants of my friend,
+ I'll break a custom. Is he yet possess'd
+ How much ye would?
+
+SHYLOCK Ay, ay, three thousand ducats.
+
+ANTONIO And for three months.
+
+SHYLOCK I had forgot; three months; you told me so.
+ Well then, your bond; and let me see; but hear you;
+ Methought you said you neither lend nor borrow
+ Upon advantage.
+
+ANTONIO I do never use it.
+
+SHYLOCK When Jacob grazed his uncle Laban's sheep--
+ This Jacob from our holy Abram was,
+ As his wise mother wrought in his behalf,
+ The third possessor; ay, he was the third--
+
+ANTONIO And what of him? did he take interest?
+
+SHYLOCK No, not take interest, not, as you would say,
+ Directly interest: mark what Jacob did.
+ When Laban and himself were compromised
+ That all the eanlings which were streak'd and pied
+ Should fall as Jacob's hire, the ewes, being rank,
+ In the end of autumn turned to the rams,
+ And, when the work of generation was
+ Between these woolly breeders in the act,
+ The skilful shepherd peel'd me certain wands,
+ And, in the doing of the deed of kind,
+ He stuck them up before the fulsome ewes,
+ Who then conceiving did in eaning time
+ Fall parti-colour'd lambs, and those were Jacob's.
+ This was a way to thrive, and he was blest:
+ And thrift is blessing, if men steal it not.
+
+ANTONIO This was a venture, sir, that Jacob served for;
+ A thing not in his power to bring to pass,
+ But sway'd and fashion'd by the hand of heaven.
+ Was this inserted to make interest good?
+ Or is your gold and silver ewes and rams?
+
+SHYLOCK I cannot tell; I make it breed as fast:
+ But note me, signior.
+
+ANTONIO Mark you this, Bassanio,
+ The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
+ An evil soul producing holy witness
+ Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
+ A goodly apple rotten at the heart:
+ O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!
+
+SHYLOCK Three thousand ducats; 'tis a good round sum.
+ Three months from twelve; then, let me see; the rate--
+
+ANTONIO Well, Shylock, shall we be beholding to you?
+
+SHYLOCK Signior Antonio, many a time and oft
+ In the Rialto you have rated me
+ About my moneys and my usances:
+ Still have I borne it with a patient shrug,
+ For sufferance is the badge of all our tribe.
+ You call me misbeliever, cut-throat dog,
+ And spit upon my Jewish gaberdine,
+ And all for use of that which is mine own.
+ Well then, it now appears you need my help:
+ Go to, then; you come to me, and you say
+ 'Shylock, we would have moneys:' you say so;
+ You, that did void your rheum upon my beard
+ And foot me as you spurn a stranger cur
+ Over your threshold: moneys is your suit
+ What should I say to you? Should I not say
+ 'Hath a dog money? is it possible
+ A cur can lend three thousand ducats?' Or
+ Shall I bend low and in a bondman's key,
+ With bated breath and whispering humbleness, Say this;
+ 'Fair sir, you spit on me on Wednesday last;
+ You spurn'd me such a day; another time
+ You call'd me dog; and for these courtesies
+ I'll lend you thus much moneys'?
+
+ANTONIO I am as like to call thee so again,
+ To spit on thee again, to spurn thee too.
+ If thou wilt lend this money, lend it not
+ As to thy friends; for when did friendship take
+ A breed for barren metal of his friend?
+ But lend it rather to thine enemy,
+ Who, if he break, thou mayst with better face
+ Exact the penalty.
+
+SHYLOCK Why, look you, how you storm!
+ I would be friends with you and have your love,
+ Forget the shames that you have stain'd me with,
+ Supply your present wants and take no doit
+ Of usance for my moneys, and you'll not hear me:
+ This is kind I offer.
+
+
+BASSANIO This were kindness.
+
+SHYLOCK This kindness will I show.
+ Go with me to a notary, seal me there
+ Your single bond; and, in a merry sport,
+ If you repay me not on such a day,
+ In such a place, such sum or sums as are
+ Express'd in the condition, let the forfeit
+ Be nominated for an equal pound
+ Of your fair flesh, to be cut off and taken
+ In what part of your body pleaseth me.
+
+ANTONIO Content, i' faith: I'll seal to such a bond
+ And say there is much kindness in the Jew.
+
+BASSANIO You shall not seal to such a bond for me:
+ I'll rather dwell in my necessity.
+
+ANTONIO Why, fear not, man; I will not forfeit it:
+ Within these two months, that's a month before
+ This bond expires, I do expect return
+ Of thrice three times the value of this bond.
+
+SHYLOCK O father Abram, what these Christians are,
+ Whose own hard dealings teaches them suspect
+ The thoughts of others! Pray you, tell me this;
+ If he should break his day, what should I gain
+ By the exaction of the forfeiture?
+ A pound of man's flesh taken from a man
+ Is not so estimable, profitable neither,
+ As flesh of muttons, beefs, or goats. I say,
+ To buy his favour, I extend this friendship:
+ If he will take it, so; if not, adieu;
+ And, for my love, I pray you wrong me not.
+
+ANTONIO Yes Shylock, I will seal unto this bond.
+
+SHYLOCK Then meet me forthwith at the notary's;
+ Give him direction for this merry bond,
+ And I will go and purse the ducats straight,
+ See to my house, left in the fearful guard
+ Of an unthrifty knave, and presently
+ I will be with you.
+
+ANTONIO Hie thee, gentle Jew.
+
+ [Exit Shylock]
+
+ The Hebrew will turn Christian: he grows kind.
+
+BASSANIO I like not fair terms and a villain's mind.
+
+ANTONIO Come on: in this there can be no dismay;
+ My ships come home a month before the day.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Belmont. A room in PORTIA'S house.
+
+
+ [Flourish of cornets. Enter the PRINCE OF MOROCCO
+ and his train; PORTIA, NERISSA, and others
+ attending]
+
+MOROCCO Mislike me not for my complexion,
+ The shadow'd livery of the burnish'd sun,
+ To whom I am a neighbour and near bred.
+ Bring me the fairest creature northward born,
+ Where Phoebus' fire scarce thaws the icicles,
+ And let us make incision for your love,
+ To prove whose blood is reddest, his or mine.
+ I tell thee, lady, this aspect of mine
+ Hath fear'd the valiant: by my love I swear
+ The best-regarded virgins of our clime
+ Have loved it too: I would not change this hue,
+ Except to steal your thoughts, my gentle queen.
+
+PORTIA In terms of choice I am not solely led
+ By nice direction of a maiden's eyes;
+ Besides, the lottery of my destiny
+ Bars me the right of voluntary choosing:
+ But if my father had not scanted me
+ And hedged me by his wit, to yield myself
+ His wife who wins me by that means I told you,
+ Yourself, renowned prince, then stood as fair
+ As any comer I have look'd on yet
+ For my affection.
+
+MOROCCO Even for that I thank you:
+ Therefore, I pray you, lead me to the caskets
+ To try my fortune. By this scimitar
+ That slew the Sophy and a Persian prince
+ That won three fields of Sultan Solyman,
+ I would outstare the sternest eyes that look,
+ Outbrave the heart most daring on the earth,
+ Pluck the young sucking cubs from the she-bear,
+ Yea, mock the lion when he roars for prey,
+ To win thee, lady. But, alas the while!
+ If Hercules and Lichas play at dice
+ Which is the better man, the greater throw
+ May turn by fortune from the weaker hand:
+ So is Alcides beaten by his page;
+ And so may I, blind fortune leading me,
+ Miss that which one unworthier may attain,
+ And die with grieving.
+
+PORTIA You must take your chance,
+ And either not attempt to choose at all
+ Or swear before you choose, if you choose wrong
+ Never to speak to lady afterward
+ In way of marriage: therefore be advised.
+
+MOROCCO Nor will not. Come, bring me unto my chance.
+
+PORTIA First, forward to the temple: after dinner
+ Your hazard shall be made.
+
+MOROCCO Good fortune then!
+ To make me blest or cursed'st among men.
+
+ [Cornets, and exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Venice. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter LAUNCELOT]
+
+LAUNCELOT Certainly my conscience will serve me to run from
+ this Jew my master. The fiend is at mine elbow and
+ tempts me saying to me 'Gobbo, Launcelot Gobbo, good
+ Launcelot,' or 'good Gobbo,' or good Launcelot
+ Gobbo, use your legs, take the start, run away. My
+ conscience says 'No; take heed,' honest Launcelot;
+ take heed, honest Gobbo, or, as aforesaid, 'honest
+ Launcelot Gobbo; do not run; scorn running with thy
+ heels.' Well, the most courageous fiend bids me
+ pack: 'Via!' says the fiend; 'away!' says the
+ fiend; 'for the heavens, rouse up a brave mind,'
+ says the fiend, 'and run.' Well, my conscience,
+ hanging about the neck of my heart, says very wisely
+ to me 'My honest friend Launcelot, being an honest
+ man's son,' or rather an honest woman's son; for,
+ indeed, my father did something smack, something
+ grow to, he had a kind of taste; well, my conscience
+ says 'Launcelot, budge not.' 'Budge,' says the
+ fiend. 'Budge not,' says my conscience.
+ 'Conscience,' say I, 'you counsel well;' ' Fiend,'
+ say I, 'you counsel well:' to be ruled by my
+ conscience, I should stay with the Jew my master,
+ who, God bless the mark, is a kind of devil; and, to
+ run away from the Jew, I should be ruled by the
+ fiend, who, saving your reverence, is the devil
+ himself. Certainly the Jew is the very devil
+ incarnal; and, in my conscience, my conscience is
+ but a kind of hard conscience, to offer to counsel
+ me to stay with the Jew. The fiend gives the more
+ friendly counsel: I will run, fiend; my heels are
+ at your command; I will run.
+
+ [Enter Old GOBBO, with a basket]
+
+GOBBO Master young man, you, I pray you, which is the way
+ to master Jew's?
+
+LAUNCELOT [Aside] O heavens, this is my true-begotten father!
+ who, being more than sand-blind, high-gravel blind,
+ knows me not: I will try confusions with him.
+
+GOBBO Master young gentleman, I pray you, which is the way
+ to master Jew's?
+
+LAUNCELOT Turn up on your right hand at the next turning, but,
+ at the next turning of all, on your left; marry, at
+ the very next turning, turn of no hand, but turn
+ down indirectly to the Jew's house.
+
+GOBBO By God's sonties, 'twill be a hard way to hit. Can
+ you tell me whether one Launcelot,
+ that dwells with him, dwell with him or no?
+
+LAUNCELOT Talk you of young Master Launcelot?
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ Mark me now; now will I raise the waters. Talk you
+ of young Master Launcelot?
+
+GOBBO No master, sir, but a poor man's son: his father,
+ though I say it, is an honest exceeding poor man
+ and, God be thanked, well to live.
+
+LAUNCELOT Well, let his father be what a' will, we talk of
+ young Master Launcelot.
+
+GOBBO Your worship's friend and Launcelot, sir.
+
+LAUNCELOT But I pray you, ergo, old man, ergo, I beseech you,
+ talk you of young Master Launcelot?
+
+GOBBO Of Launcelot, an't please your mastership.
+
+LAUNCELOT Ergo, Master Launcelot. Talk not of Master
+ Launcelot, father; for the young gentleman,
+ according to Fates and Destinies and such odd
+ sayings, the Sisters Three and such branches of
+ learning, is indeed deceased, or, as you would say
+ in plain terms, gone to heaven.
+
+GOBBO Marry, God forbid! the boy was the very staff of my
+ age, my very prop.
+
+LAUNCELOT Do I look like a cudgel or a hovel-post, a staff or
+ a prop? Do you know me, father?
+
+GOBBO Alack the day, I know you not, young gentleman:
+ but, I pray you, tell me, is my boy, God rest his
+ soul, alive or dead?
+
+LAUNCELOT Do you not know me, father?
+
+GOBBO Alack, sir, I am sand-blind; I know you not.
+
+LAUNCELOT Nay, indeed, if you had your eyes, you might fail of
+ the knowing me: it is a wise father that knows his
+ own child. Well, old man, I will tell you news of
+ your son: give me your blessing: truth will come
+ to light; murder cannot be hid long; a man's son
+ may, but at the length truth will out.
+
+GOBBO Pray you, sir, stand up: I am sure you are not
+ Launcelot, my boy.
+
+LAUNCELOT Pray you, let's have no more fooling about it, but
+ give me your blessing: I am Launcelot, your boy
+ that was, your son that is, your child that shall
+ be.
+
+GOBBO I cannot think you are my son.
+
+LAUNCELOT I know not what I shall think of that: but I am
+ Launcelot, the Jew's man, and I am sure Margery your
+ wife is my mother.
+
+GOBBO Her name is Margery, indeed: I'll be sworn, if thou
+ be Launcelot, thou art mine own flesh and blood.
+ Lord worshipped might he be! what a beard hast thou
+ got! thou hast got more hair on thy chin than
+ Dobbin my fill-horse has on his tail.
+
+LAUNCELOT It should seem, then, that Dobbin's tail grows
+ backward: I am sure he had more hair of his tail
+ than I have of my face when I last saw him.
+
+GOBBO Lord, how art thou changed! How dost thou and thy
+ master agree? I have brought him a present. How
+ 'gree you now?
+
+LAUNCELOT Well, well: but, for mine own part, as I have set
+ up my rest to run away, so I will not rest till I
+ have run some ground. My master's a very Jew: give
+ him a present! give him a halter: I am famished in
+ his service; you may tell every finger I have with
+ my ribs. Father, I am glad you are come: give me
+ your present to one Master Bassanio, who, indeed,
+ gives rare new liveries: if I serve not him, I
+ will run as far as God has any ground. O rare
+ fortune! here comes the man: to him, father; for I
+ am a Jew, if I serve the Jew any longer.
+
+ [Enter BASSANIO, with LEONARDO and other followers]
+
+BASSANIO You may do so; but let it be so hasted that supper
+ be ready at the farthest by five of the clock. See
+ these letters delivered; put the liveries to making,
+ and desire Gratiano to come anon to my lodging.
+
+ [Exit a Servant]
+
+LAUNCELOT To him, father.
+
+GOBBO God bless your worship!
+
+BASSANIO Gramercy! wouldst thou aught with me?
+
+GOBBO Here's my son, sir, a poor boy,--
+
+LAUNCELOT Not a poor boy, sir, but the rich Jew's man; that
+ would, sir, as my father shall specify--
+
+GOBBO He hath a great infection, sir, as one would say, to serve--
+
+LAUNCELOT Indeed, the short and the long is, I serve the Jew,
+ and have a desire, as my father shall specify--
+
+GOBBO His master and he, saving your worship's reverence,
+ are scarce cater-cousins--
+
+LAUNCELOT To be brief, the very truth is that the Jew, having
+ done me wrong, doth cause me, as my father, being, I
+ hope, an old man, shall frutify unto you--
+
+GOBBO I have here a dish of doves that I would bestow upon
+ your worship, and my suit is--
+
+LAUNCELOT In very brief, the suit is impertinent to myself, as
+ your worship shall know by this honest old man; and,
+ though I say it, though old man, yet poor man, my father.
+
+BASSANIO One speak for both. What would you?
+
+LAUNCELOT Serve you, sir.
+
+GOBBO That is the very defect of the matter, sir.
+
+BASSANIO I know thee well; thou hast obtain'd thy suit:
+ Shylock thy master spoke with me this day,
+ And hath preferr'd thee, if it be preferment
+ To leave a rich Jew's service, to become
+ The follower of so poor a gentleman.
+
+LAUNCELOT The old proverb is very well parted between my
+ master Shylock and you, sir: you have the grace of
+ God, sir, and he hath enough.
+
+BASSANIO Thou speak'st it well. Go, father, with thy son.
+ Take leave of thy old master and inquire
+ My lodging out. Give him a livery
+ More guarded than his fellows': see it done.
+
+LAUNCELOT Father, in. I cannot get a service, no; I have
+ ne'er a tongue in my head. Well, if any man in
+ Italy have a fairer table which doth offer to swear
+ upon a book, I shall have good fortune. Go to,
+ here's a simple line of life: here's a small trifle
+ of wives: alas, fifteen wives is nothing! eleven
+ widows and nine maids is a simple coming-in for one
+ man: and then to 'scape drowning thrice, and to be
+ in peril of my life with the edge of a feather-bed;
+ here are simple scapes. Well, if Fortune be a
+ woman, she's a good wench for this gear. Father,
+ come; I'll take my leave of the Jew in the twinkling of an eye.
+
+ [Exeunt Launcelot and Old Gobbo]
+
+BASSANIO I pray thee, good Leonardo, think on this:
+ These things being bought and orderly bestow'd,
+ Return in haste, for I do feast to-night
+ My best-esteem'd acquaintance: hie thee, go.
+
+LEONARDO My best endeavours shall be done herein.
+
+ [Enter GRATIANO]
+
+GRATIANO Where is your master?
+
+LEONARDO Yonder, sir, he walks.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+GRATIANO Signior Bassanio!
+
+BASSANIO Gratiano!
+
+GRATIANO I have a suit to you.
+
+BASSANIO You have obtain'd it.
+
+GRATIANO You must not deny me: I must go with you to Belmont.
+
+BASSANIO Why then you must. But hear thee, Gratiano;
+ Thou art too wild, too rude and bold of voice;
+ Parts that become thee happily enough
+ And in such eyes as ours appear not faults;
+ But where thou art not known, why, there they show
+ Something too liberal. Pray thee, take pain
+ To allay with some cold drops of modesty
+ Thy skipping spirit, lest through thy wild behavior
+ I be misconstrued in the place I go to,
+ And lose my hopes.
+
+GRATIANO Signior Bassanio, hear me:
+ If I do not put on a sober habit,
+ Talk with respect and swear but now and then,
+ Wear prayer-books in my pocket, look demurely,
+ Nay more, while grace is saying, hood mine eyes
+ Thus with my hat, and sigh and say 'amen,'
+ Use all the observance of civility,
+ Like one well studied in a sad ostent
+ To please his grandam, never trust me more.
+
+BASSANIO Well, we shall see your bearing.
+
+GRATIANO Nay, but I bar to-night: you shall not gauge me
+ By what we do to-night.
+
+BASSANIO No, that were pity:
+ I would entreat you rather to put on
+ Your boldest suit of mirth, for we have friends
+ That purpose merriment. But fare you well:
+ I have some business.
+
+GRATIANO And I must to Lorenzo and the rest:
+ But we will visit you at supper-time.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. A room in SHYLOCK'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter JESSICA and LAUNCELOT]
+
+JESSICA I am sorry thou wilt leave my father so:
+ Our house is hell, and thou, a merry devil,
+ Didst rob it of some taste of tediousness.
+ But fare thee well, there is a ducat for thee:
+ And, Launcelot, soon at supper shalt thou see
+ Lorenzo, who is thy new master's guest:
+ Give him this letter; do it secretly;
+ And so farewell: I would not have my father
+ See me in talk with thee.
+
+LAUNCELOT Adieu! tears exhibit my tongue. Most beautiful
+ pagan, most sweet Jew! if a Christian did not play
+ the knave and get thee, I am much deceived. But,
+ adieu: these foolish drops do something drown my
+ manly spirit: adieu.
+
+JESSICA Farewell, good Launcelot.
+
+ [Exit Launcelot]
+
+ Alack, what heinous sin is it in me
+ To be ashamed to be my father's child!
+ But though I am a daughter to his blood,
+ I am not to his manners. O Lorenzo,
+ If thou keep promise, I shall end this strife,
+ Become a Christian and thy loving wife.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The same. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter GRATIANO, LORENZO, SALARINO, and SALANIO]
+
+LORENZO Nay, we will slink away in supper-time,
+ Disguise us at my lodging and return,
+ All in an hour.
+
+GRATIANO We have not made good preparation.
+
+SALARINO We have not spoke us yet of torchbearers.
+
+SALANIO 'Tis vile, unless it may be quaintly order'd,
+ And better in my mind not undertook.
+
+LORENZO 'Tis now but four o'clock: we have two hours
+ To furnish us.
+
+ [Enter LAUNCELOT, with a letter]
+
+ Friend Launcelot, what's the news?
+
+LAUNCELOT An it shall please you to break up
+ this, it shall seem to signify.
+
+LORENZO I know the hand: in faith, 'tis a fair hand;
+ And whiter than the paper it writ on
+ Is the fair hand that writ.
+
+GRATIANO Love-news, in faith.
+
+LAUNCELOT By your leave, sir.
+
+LORENZO Whither goest thou?
+
+LAUNCELOT Marry, sir, to bid my old master the
+ Jew to sup to-night with my new master the Christian.
+
+LORENZO Hold here, take this: tell gentle Jessica
+ I will not fail her; speak it privately.
+ Go, gentlemen,
+
+ [Exit Launcelot]
+
+ Will you prepare you for this masque tonight?
+ I am provided of a torch-bearer.
+
+SALANIO Ay, marry, I'll be gone about it straight.
+
+SALANIO And so will I.
+
+LORENZO Meet me and Gratiano
+ At Gratiano's lodging some hour hence.
+
+SALARINO 'Tis good we do so.
+
+ [Exeunt SALARINO and SALANIO]
+
+GRATIANO Was not that letter from fair Jessica?
+
+LORENZO I must needs tell thee all. She hath directed
+ How I shall take her from her father's house,
+ What gold and jewels she is furnish'd with,
+ What page's suit she hath in readiness.
+ If e'er the Jew her father come to heaven,
+ It will be for his gentle daughter's sake:
+ And never dare misfortune cross her foot,
+ Unless she do it under this excuse,
+ That she is issue to a faithless Jew.
+ Come, go with me; peruse this as thou goest:
+ Fair Jessica shall be my torch-bearer.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE V The same. Before SHYLOCK'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter SHYLOCK and LAUNCELOT]
+
+SHYLOCK Well, thou shalt see, thy eyes shall be thy judge,
+ The difference of old Shylock and Bassanio:--
+ What, Jessica!--thou shalt not gormandise,
+ As thou hast done with me:--What, Jessica!--
+ And sleep and snore, and rend apparel out;--
+ Why, Jessica, I say!
+
+LAUNCELOT Why, Jessica!
+
+SHYLOCK Who bids thee call? I do not bid thee call.
+
+LAUNCELOT Your worship was wont to tell me that
+ I could do nothing without bidding.
+
+ [Enter Jessica]
+
+JESSICA Call you? what is your will?
+
+SHYLOCK I am bid forth to supper, Jessica:
+ There are my keys. But wherefore should I go?
+ I am not bid for love; they flatter me:
+ But yet I'll go in hate, to feed upon
+ The prodigal Christian. Jessica, my girl,
+ Look to my house. I am right loath to go:
+ There is some ill a-brewing towards my rest,
+ For I did dream of money-bags to-night.
+
+LAUNCELOT I beseech you, sir, go: my young master doth expect
+ your reproach.
+
+SHYLOCK So do I his.
+
+LAUNCELOT An they have conspired together, I will not say you
+ shall see a masque; but if you do, then it was not
+ for nothing that my nose fell a-bleeding on
+ Black-Monday last at six o'clock i' the morning,
+ falling out that year on Ash-Wednesday was four
+ year, in the afternoon.
+
+SHYLOCK What, are there masques? Hear you me, Jessica:
+ Lock up my doors; and when you hear the drum
+ And the vile squealing of the wry-neck'd fife,
+ Clamber not you up to the casements then,
+ Nor thrust your head into the public street
+ To gaze on Christian fools with varnish'd faces,
+ But stop my house's ears, I mean my casements:
+ Let not the sound of shallow foppery enter
+ My sober house. By Jacob's staff, I swear,
+ I have no mind of feasting forth to-night:
+ But I will go. Go you before me, sirrah;
+ Say I will come.
+
+LAUNCELOT I will go before, sir. Mistress, look out at
+ window, for all this, There will come a Christian
+ boy, will be worth a Jewess' eye.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SHYLOCK What says that fool of Hagar's offspring, ha?
+
+
+JESSICA His words were 'Farewell mistress;' nothing else.
+
+SHYLOCK The patch is kind enough, but a huge feeder;
+ Snail-slow in profit, and he sleeps by day
+ More than the wild-cat: drones hive not with me;
+ Therefore I part with him, and part with him
+ To one that would have him help to waste
+ His borrow'd purse. Well, Jessica, go in;
+ Perhaps I will return immediately:
+ Do as I bid you; shut doors after you:
+ Fast bind, fast find;
+ A proverb never stale in thrifty mind.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+JESSICA Farewell; and if my fortune be not crost,
+ I have a father, you a daughter, lost.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE VI The same.
+
+
+ [Enter GRATIANO and SALARINO, masqued]
+
+GRATIANO This is the pent-house under which Lorenzo
+ Desired us to make stand.
+
+SALARINO His hour is almost past.
+
+GRATIANO And it is marvel he out-dwells his hour,
+ For lovers ever run before the clock.
+
+SALARINO O, ten times faster Venus' pigeons fly
+ To seal love's bonds new-made, than they are wont
+ To keep obliged faith unforfeited!
+
+GRATIANO That ever holds: who riseth from a feast
+ With that keen appetite that he sits down?
+ Where is the horse that doth untread again
+ His tedious measures with the unbated fire
+ That he did pace them first? All things that are,
+ Are with more spirit chased than enjoy'd.
+ How like a younker or a prodigal
+ The scarfed bark puts from her native bay,
+ Hugg'd and embraced by the strumpet wind!
+ How like the prodigal doth she return,
+ With over-weather'd ribs and ragged sails,
+ Lean, rent and beggar'd by the strumpet wind!
+
+SALARINO Here comes Lorenzo: more of this hereafter.
+
+ [Enter LORENZO]
+
+LORENZO Sweet friends, your patience for my long abode;
+ Not I, but my affairs, have made you wait:
+ When you shall please to play the thieves for wives,
+ I'll watch as long for you then. Approach;
+ Here dwells my father Jew. Ho! who's within?
+
+ [Enter JESSICA, above, in boy's clothes]
+
+JESSICA Who are you? Tell me, for more certainty,
+ Albeit I'll swear that I do know your tongue.
+
+LORENZO Lorenzo, and thy love.
+
+JESSICA Lorenzo, certain, and my love indeed,
+ For who love I so much? And now who knows
+ But you, Lorenzo, whether I am yours?
+
+LORENZO Heaven and thy thoughts are witness that thou art.
+
+JESSICA Here, catch this casket; it is worth the pains.
+ I am glad 'tis night, you do not look on me,
+ For I am much ashamed of my exchange:
+ But love is blind and lovers cannot see
+ The pretty follies that themselves commit;
+ For if they could, Cupid himself would blush
+ To see me thus transformed to a boy.
+
+LORENZO Descend, for you must be my torchbearer.
+
+JESSICA What, must I hold a candle to my shames?
+ They in themselves, good-sooth, are too too light.
+ Why, 'tis an office of discovery, love;
+ And I should be obscured.
+
+LORENZO So are you, sweet,
+ Even in the lovely garnish of a boy.
+ But come at once;
+ For the close night doth play the runaway,
+ And we are stay'd for at Bassanio's feast.
+
+JESSICA I will make fast the doors, and gild myself
+ With some more ducats, and be with you straight.
+
+ [Exit above]
+
+GRATIANO Now, by my hood, a Gentile and no Jew.
+
+LORENZO Beshrew me but I love her heartily;
+ For she is wise, if I can judge of her,
+ And fair she is, if that mine eyes be true,
+ And true she is, as she hath proved herself,
+ And therefore, like herself, wise, fair and true,
+ Shall she be placed in my constant soul.
+
+ [Enter JESSICA, below]
+
+ What, art thou come? On, gentlemen; away!
+ Our masquing mates by this time for us stay.
+
+ [Exit with Jessica and Salarino]
+
+ [Enter ANTONIO]
+
+ANTONIO Who's there?
+
+GRATIANO Signior Antonio!
+
+ANTONIO Fie, fie, Gratiano! where are all the rest?
+ 'Tis nine o'clock: our friends all stay for you.
+ No masque to-night: the wind is come about;
+ Bassanio presently will go aboard:
+ I have sent twenty out to seek for you.
+
+GRATIANO I am glad on't: I desire no more delight
+ Than to be under sail and gone to-night.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Belmont. A room in PORTIA'S house.
+
+
+ [Flourish of cornets. Enter PORTIA, with the
+ PRINCE OF MOROCCO, and their trains]
+
+PORTIA Go draw aside the curtains and discover
+ The several caskets to this noble prince.
+ Now make your choice.
+
+MOROCCO The first, of gold, who this inscription bears,
+ 'Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire;'
+ The second, silver, which this promise carries,
+ 'Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves;'
+ This third, dull lead, with warning all as blunt,
+ 'Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath.'
+ How shall I know if I do choose the right?
+
+PORTIA The one of them contains my picture, prince:
+ If you choose that, then I am yours withal.
+
+MOROCCO Some god direct my judgment! Let me see;
+ I will survey the inscriptions back again.
+ What says this leaden casket?
+ 'Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath.'
+ Must give: for what? for lead? hazard for lead?
+ This casket threatens. Men that hazard all
+ Do it in hope of fair advantages:
+ A golden mind stoops not to shows of dross;
+ I'll then nor give nor hazard aught for lead.
+ What says the silver with her virgin hue?
+ 'Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves.'
+ As much as he deserves! Pause there, Morocco,
+ And weigh thy value with an even hand:
+ If thou be'st rated by thy estimation,
+ Thou dost deserve enough; and yet enough
+ May not extend so far as to the lady:
+ And yet to be afeard of my deserving
+ Were but a weak disabling of myself.
+ As much as I deserve! Why, that's the lady:
+ I do in birth deserve her, and in fortunes,
+ In graces and in qualities of breeding;
+ But more than these, in love I do deserve.
+ What if I stray'd no further, but chose here?
+ Let's see once more this saying graved in gold
+ 'Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire.'
+ Why, that's the lady; all the world desires her;
+ From the four corners of the earth they come,
+ To kiss this shrine, this mortal-breathing saint:
+ The Hyrcanian deserts and the vasty wilds
+ Of wide Arabia are as thoroughfares now
+ For princes to come view fair Portia:
+ The watery kingdom, whose ambitious head
+ Spits in the face of heaven, is no bar
+ To stop the foreign spirits, but they come,
+ As o'er a brook, to see fair Portia.
+ One of these three contains her heavenly picture.
+ Is't like that lead contains her? 'Twere damnation
+ To think so base a thought: it were too gross
+ To rib her cerecloth in the obscure grave.
+ Or shall I think in silver she's immured,
+ Being ten times undervalued to tried gold?
+ O sinful thought! Never so rich a gem
+ Was set in worse than gold. They have in England
+ A coin that bears the figure of an angel
+ Stamped in gold, but that's insculp'd upon;
+ But here an angel in a golden bed
+ Lies all within. Deliver me the key:
+ Here do I choose, and thrive I as I may!
+
+PORTIA There, take it, prince; and if my form lie there,
+ Then I am yours.
+
+ [He unlocks the golden casket]
+
+MOROCCO O hell! what have we here?
+ A carrion Death, within whose empty eye
+ There is a written scroll! I'll read the writing.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ All that glitters is not gold;
+ Often have you heard that told:
+ Many a man his life hath sold
+ But my outside to behold:
+ Gilded tombs do worms enfold.
+ Had you been as wise as bold,
+ Young in limbs, in judgment old,
+ Your answer had not been inscroll'd:
+ Fare you well; your suit is cold.
+ Cold, indeed; and labour lost:
+ Then, farewell, heat, and welcome, frost!
+ Portia, adieu. I have too grieved a heart
+ To take a tedious leave: thus losers part.
+
+ [Exit with his train. Flourish of cornets]
+
+PORTIA A gentle riddance. Draw the curtains, go.
+ Let all of his complexion choose me so.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE VIII Venice. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter SALARINO and SALANIO]
+
+SALARINO Why, man, I saw Bassanio under sail:
+ With him is Gratiano gone along;
+ And in their ship I am sure Lorenzo is not.
+
+SALANIO The villain Jew with outcries raised the duke,
+ Who went with him to search Bassanio's ship.
+
+SALARINO He came too late, the ship was under sail:
+ But there the duke was given to understand
+ That in a gondola were seen together
+ Lorenzo and his amorous Jessica:
+ Besides, Antonio certified the duke
+ They were not with Bassanio in his ship.
+
+SALANIO I never heard a passion so confused,
+ So strange, outrageous, and so variable,
+ As the dog Jew did utter in the streets:
+ 'My daughter! O my ducats! O my daughter!
+ Fled with a Christian! O my Christian ducats!
+ Justice! the law! my ducats, and my daughter!
+ A sealed bag, two sealed bags of ducats,
+ Of double ducats, stolen from me by my daughter!
+ And jewels, two stones, two rich and precious stones,
+ Stolen by my daughter! Justice! find the girl;
+ She hath the stones upon her, and the ducats.'
+
+SALARINO Why, all the boys in Venice follow him,
+ Crying, his stones, his daughter, and his ducats.
+
+SALANIO Let good Antonio look he keep his day,
+ Or he shall pay for this.
+
+SALARINO Marry, well remember'd.
+ I reason'd with a Frenchman yesterday,
+ Who told me, in the narrow seas that part
+ The French and English, there miscarried
+ A vessel of our country richly fraught:
+ I thought upon Antonio when he told me;
+ And wish'd in silence that it were not his.
+
+SALANIO You were best to tell Antonio what you hear;
+ Yet do not suddenly, for it may grieve him.
+
+SALARINO A kinder gentleman treads not the earth.
+ I saw Bassanio and Antonio part:
+ Bassanio told him he would make some speed
+ Of his return: he answer'd, 'Do not so;
+ Slubber not business for my sake, Bassanio
+ But stay the very riping of the time;
+ And for the Jew's bond which he hath of me,
+ Let it not enter in your mind of love:
+ Be merry, and employ your chiefest thoughts
+ To courtship and such fair ostents of love
+ As shall conveniently become you there:'
+ And even there, his eye being big with tears,
+ Turning his face, he put his hand behind him,
+ And with affection wondrous sensible
+ He wrung Bassanio's hand; and so they parted.
+
+SALANIO I think he only loves the world for him.
+ I pray thee, let us go and find him out
+ And quicken his embraced heaviness
+ With some delight or other.
+
+SALARINO Do we so.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IX Belmont. A room in PORTIA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter NERISSA with a Servitor]
+
+NERISSA Quick, quick, I pray thee; draw the curtain straight:
+ The Prince of Arragon hath ta'en his oath,
+ And comes to his election presently.
+
+ [Flourish of cornets. Enter the PRINCE OF ARRAGON,
+ PORTIA, and their trains]
+
+PORTIA Behold, there stand the caskets, noble prince:
+ If you choose that wherein I am contain'd,
+ Straight shall our nuptial rites be solemnized:
+ But if you fail, without more speech, my lord,
+ You must be gone from hence immediately.
+
+ARRAGON I am enjoin'd by oath to observe three things:
+ First, never to unfold to any one
+ Which casket 'twas I chose; next, if I fail
+ Of the right casket, never in my life
+ To woo a maid in way of marriage: Lastly,
+ If I do fail in fortune of my choice,
+ Immediately to leave you and be gone.
+
+PORTIA To these injunctions every one doth swear
+ That comes to hazard for my worthless self.
+
+ARRAGON And so have I address'd me. Fortune now
+ To my heart's hope! Gold; silver; and base lead.
+ 'Who chooseth me must give and hazard all he hath.'
+ You shall look fairer, ere I give or hazard.
+ What says the golden chest? ha! let me see:
+ 'Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire.'
+ What many men desire! that 'many' may be meant
+ By the fool multitude, that choose by show,
+ Not learning more than the fond eye doth teach;
+ Which pries not to the interior, but, like the martlet,
+ Builds in the weather on the outward wall,
+ Even in the force and road of casualty.
+ I will not choose what many men desire,
+ Because I will not jump with common spirits
+ And rank me with the barbarous multitudes.
+ Why, then to thee, thou silver treasure-house;
+ Tell me once more what title thou dost bear:
+ 'Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves:'
+ And well said too; for who shall go about
+ To cozen fortune and be honourable
+ Without the stamp of merit? Let none presume
+ To wear an undeserved dignity.
+ O, that estates, degrees and offices
+ Were not derived corruptly, and that clear honour
+ Were purchased by the merit of the wearer!
+ How many then should cover that stand bare!
+ How many be commanded that command!
+ How much low peasantry would then be glean'd
+ From the true seed of honour! and how much honour
+ Pick'd from the chaff and ruin of the times
+ To be new-varnish'd! Well, but to my choice:
+ 'Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves.'
+ I will assume desert. Give me a key for this,
+ And instantly unlock my fortunes here.
+
+ [He opens the silver casket]
+
+PORTIA Too long a pause for that which you find there.
+
+ARRAGON What's here? the portrait of a blinking idiot,
+ Presenting me a schedule! I will read it.
+ How much unlike art thou to Portia!
+ How much unlike my hopes and my deservings!
+ 'Who chooseth me shall have as much as he deserves.'
+ Did I deserve no more than a fool's head?
+ Is that my prize? are my deserts no better?
+
+PORTIA To offend, and judge, are distinct offices
+ And of opposed natures.
+
+ARRAGON What is here?
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ The fire seven times tried this:
+ Seven times tried that judgment is,
+ That did never choose amiss.
+ Some there be that shadows kiss;
+ Such have but a shadow's bliss:
+ There be fools alive, I wis,
+ Silver'd o'er; and so was this.
+ Take what wife you will to bed,
+ I will ever be your head:
+ So be gone: you are sped.
+ Still more fool I shall appear
+ By the time I linger here
+ With one fool's head I came to woo,
+ But I go away with two.
+ Sweet, adieu. I'll keep my oath,
+ Patiently to bear my wroth.
+
+ [Exeunt Arragon and train]
+
+PORTIA Thus hath the candle singed the moth.
+ O, these deliberate fools! when they do choose,
+ They have the wisdom by their wit to lose.
+
+NERISSA The ancient saying is no heresy,
+ Hanging and wiving goes by destiny.
+
+PORTIA Come, draw the curtain, Nerissa.
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+Servant Where is my lady?
+
+PORTIA Here: what would my lord?
+
+Servant Madam, there is alighted at your gate
+ A young Venetian, one that comes before
+ To signify the approaching of his lord;
+ From whom he bringeth sensible regreets,
+ To wit, besides commends and courteous breath,
+ Gifts of rich value. Yet I have not seen
+ So likely an ambassador of love:
+ A day in April never came so sweet,
+ To show how costly summer was at hand,
+ As this fore-spurrer comes before his lord.
+
+PORTIA No more, I pray thee: I am half afeard
+ Thou wilt say anon he is some kin to thee,
+ Thou spend'st such high-day wit in praising him.
+ Come, come, Nerissa; for I long to see
+ Quick Cupid's post that comes so mannerly.
+
+NERISSA Bassanio, lord Love, if thy will it be!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Venice. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter SALANIO and SALARINO]
+
+SALANIO Now, what news on the Rialto?
+
+SALARINO Why, yet it lives there uncheck'd that Antonio hath
+ a ship of rich lading wrecked on the narrow seas;
+ the Goodwins, I think they call the place; a very
+ dangerous flat and fatal, where the carcasses of many
+ a tall ship lie buried, as they say, if my gossip
+ Report be an honest woman of her word.
+
+SALANIO I would she were as lying a gossip in that as ever
+ knapped ginger or made her neighbours believe she
+ wept for the death of a third husband. But it is
+ true, without any slips of prolixity or crossing the
+ plain highway of talk, that the good Antonio, the
+ honest Antonio,--O that I had a title good enough
+ to keep his name company!--
+
+SALARINO Come, the full stop.
+
+SALANIO Ha! what sayest thou? Why, the end is, he hath
+ lost a ship.
+
+SALARINO I would it might prove the end of his losses.
+
+SALANIO Let me say 'amen' betimes, lest the devil cross my
+ prayer, for here he comes in the likeness of a Jew.
+
+ [Enter SHYLOCK]
+
+ How now, Shylock! what news among the merchants?
+
+SHYLOCK You know, none so well, none so well as you, of my
+ daughter's flight.
+
+SALARINO That's certain: I, for my part, knew the tailor
+ that made the wings she flew withal.
+
+SALANIO And Shylock, for his own part, knew the bird was
+ fledged; and then it is the complexion of them all
+ to leave the dam.
+
+SHYLOCK She is damned for it.
+
+SALANIO That's certain, if the devil may be her judge.
+
+SHYLOCK My own flesh and blood to rebel!
+
+SALANIO Out upon it, old carrion! rebels it at these years?
+
+SHYLOCK I say, my daughter is my flesh and blood.
+
+SALARINO There is more difference between thy flesh and hers
+ than between jet and ivory; more between your bloods
+ than there is between red wine and rhenish. But
+ tell us, do you hear whether Antonio have had any
+ loss at sea or no?
+
+SHYLOCK There I have another bad match: a bankrupt, a
+ prodigal, who dare scarce show his head on the
+ Rialto; a beggar, that was used to come so smug upon
+ the mart; let him look to his bond: he was wont to
+ call me usurer; let him look to his bond: he was
+ wont to lend money for a Christian courtesy; let him
+ look to his bond.
+
+SALARINO Why, I am sure, if he forfeit, thou wilt not take
+ his flesh: what's that good for?
+
+SHYLOCK To bait fish withal: if it will feed nothing else,
+ it will feed my revenge. He hath disgraced me, and
+ hindered me half a million; laughed at my losses,
+ mocked at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted my
+ bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine
+ enemies; and what's his reason? I am a Jew. Hath
+ not a Jew eyes? hath not a Jew hands, organs,
+ dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with
+ the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject
+ to the same diseases, healed by the same means,
+ warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as
+ a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?
+ if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison
+ us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not
+ revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will
+ resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong a Christian,
+ what is his humility? Revenge. If a Christian
+ wrong a Jew, what should his sufferance be by
+ Christian example? Why, revenge. The villany you
+ teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I
+ will better the instruction.
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+Servant Gentlemen, my master Antonio is at his house and
+ desires to speak with you both.
+
+SALARINO We have been up and down to seek him.
+
+ [Enter TUBAL]
+
+SALANIO Here comes another of the tribe: a third cannot be
+ matched, unless the devil himself turn Jew.
+
+ [Exeunt SALANIO, SALARINO, and Servant]
+
+SHYLOCK How now, Tubal! what news from Genoa? hast thou
+ found my daughter?
+
+TUBAL I often came where I did hear of her, but cannot find her.
+
+SHYLOCK Why, there, there, there, there! a diamond gone,
+ cost me two thousand ducats in Frankfort! The curse
+ never fell upon our nation till now; I never felt it
+ till now: two thousand ducats in that; and other
+ precious, precious jewels. I would my daughter
+ were dead at my foot, and the jewels in her ear!
+ would she were hearsed at my foot, and the ducats in
+ her coffin! No news of them? Why, so: and I know
+ not what's spent in the search: why, thou loss upon
+ loss! the thief gone with so much, and so much to
+ find the thief; and no satisfaction, no revenge:
+ nor no in luck stirring but what lights on my
+ shoulders; no sighs but of my breathing; no tears
+ but of my shedding.
+
+TUBAL Yes, other men have ill luck too: Antonio, as I
+ heard in Genoa,--
+
+SHYLOCK What, what, what? ill luck, ill luck?
+
+TUBAL Hath an argosy cast away, coming from Tripolis.
+
+SHYLOCK I thank God, I thank God. Is't true, is't true?
+
+TUBAL I spoke with some of the sailors that escaped the wreck.
+
+SHYLOCK I thank thee, good Tubal: good news, good news!
+ ha, ha! where? in Genoa?
+
+TUBAL Your daughter spent in Genoa, as I heard, in one
+ night fourscore ducats.
+
+SHYLOCK Thou stickest a dagger in me: I shall never see my
+ gold again: fourscore ducats at a sitting!
+ fourscore ducats!
+
+TUBAL There came divers of Antonio's creditors in my
+ company to Venice, that swear he cannot choose but break.
+
+SHYLOCK I am very glad of it: I'll plague him; I'll torture
+ him: I am glad of it.
+
+TUBAL One of them showed me a ring that he had of your
+ daughter for a monkey.
+
+SHYLOCK Out upon her! Thou torturest me, Tubal: it was my
+ turquoise; I had it of Leah when I was a bachelor:
+ I would not have given it for a wilderness of monkeys.
+
+TUBAL But Antonio is certainly undone.
+
+SHYLOCK Nay, that's true, that's very true. Go, Tubal, fee
+ me an officer; bespeak him a fortnight before. I
+ will have the heart of him, if he forfeit; for, were
+ he out of Venice, I can make what merchandise I
+ will. Go, go, Tubal, and meet me at our synagogue;
+ go, good Tubal; at our synagogue, Tubal.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Belmont. A room in PORTIA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter BASSANIO, PORTIA, GRATIANO, NERISSA, and
+ Attendants]
+
+PORTIA I pray you, tarry: pause a day or two
+ Before you hazard; for, in choosing wrong,
+ I lose your company: therefore forbear awhile.
+ There's something tells me, but it is not love,
+ I would not lose you; and you know yourself,
+ Hate counsels not in such a quality.
+ But lest you should not understand me well,--
+ And yet a maiden hath no tongue but thought,--
+ I would detain you here some month or two
+ Before you venture for me. I could teach you
+ How to choose right, but I am then forsworn;
+ So will I never be: so may you miss me;
+ But if you do, you'll make me wish a sin,
+ That I had been forsworn. Beshrew your eyes,
+ They have o'erlook'd me and divided me;
+ One half of me is yours, the other half yours,
+ Mine own, I would say; but if mine, then yours,
+ And so all yours. O, these naughty times
+ Put bars between the owners and their rights!
+ And so, though yours, not yours. Prove it so,
+ Let fortune go to hell for it, not I.
+ I speak too long; but 'tis to peize the time,
+ To eke it and to draw it out in length,
+ To stay you from election.
+
+BASSANIO Let me choose
+ For as I am, I live upon the rack.
+
+PORTIA Upon the rack, Bassanio! then confess
+ What treason there is mingled with your love.
+
+BASSANIO None but that ugly treason of mistrust,
+ Which makes me fear the enjoying of my love:
+ There may as well be amity and life
+ 'Tween snow and fire, as treason and my love.
+
+PORTIA Ay, but I fear you speak upon the rack,
+ Where men enforced do speak anything.
+
+BASSANIO Promise me life, and I'll confess the truth.
+
+PORTIA Well then, confess and live.
+
+BASSANIO 'Confess' and 'love'
+ Had been the very sum of my confession:
+ O happy torment, when my torturer
+ Doth teach me answers for deliverance!
+ But let me to my fortune and the caskets.
+
+PORTIA Away, then! I am lock'd in one of them:
+ If you do love me, you will find me out.
+ Nerissa and the rest, stand all aloof.
+ Let music sound while he doth make his choice;
+ Then, if he lose, he makes a swan-like end,
+ Fading in music: that the comparison
+ May stand more proper, my eye shall be the stream
+ And watery death-bed for him. He may win;
+ And what is music then? Then music is
+ Even as the flourish when true subjects bow
+ To a new-crowned monarch: such it is
+ As are those dulcet sounds in break of day
+ That creep into the dreaming bridegroom's ear,
+ And summon him to marriage. Now he goes,
+ With no less presence, but with much more love,
+ Than young Alcides, when he did redeem
+ The virgin tribute paid by howling Troy
+ To the sea-monster: I stand for sacrifice
+ The rest aloof are the Dardanian wives,
+ With bleared visages, come forth to view
+ The issue of the exploit. Go, Hercules!
+ Live thou, I live: with much, much more dismay
+ I view the fight than thou that makest the fray.
+
+ [Music, whilst BASSANIO comments on the caskets to himself]
+
+ SONG.
+ Tell me where is fancy bred,
+ Or in the heart, or in the head?
+ How begot, how nourished?
+ Reply, reply.
+ It is engender'd in the eyes,
+ With gazing fed; and fancy dies
+ In the cradle where it lies.
+ Let us all ring fancy's knell
+ I'll begin it,--Ding, dong, bell.
+
+ALL Ding, dong, bell.
+
+BASSANIO So may the outward shows be least themselves:
+ The world is still deceived with ornament.
+ In law, what plea so tainted and corrupt,
+ But, being seasoned with a gracious voice,
+ Obscures the show of evil? In religion,
+ What damned error, but some sober brow
+ Will bless it and approve it with a text,
+ Hiding the grossness with fair ornament?
+ There is no vice so simple but assumes
+ Some mark of virtue on his outward parts:
+ How many cowards, whose hearts are all as false
+ As stairs of sand, wear yet upon their chins
+ The beards of Hercules and frowning Mars;
+ Who, inward search'd, have livers white as milk;
+ And these assume but valour's excrement
+ To render them redoubted! Look on beauty,
+ And you shall see 'tis purchased by the weight;
+ Which therein works a miracle in nature,
+ Making them lightest that wear most of it:
+ So are those crisped snaky golden locks
+ Which make such wanton gambols with the wind,
+ Upon supposed fairness, often known
+ To be the dowry of a second head,
+ The skull that bred them in the sepulchre.
+ Thus ornament is but the guiled shore
+ To a most dangerous sea; the beauteous scarf
+ Veiling an Indian beauty; in a word,
+ The seeming truth which cunning times put on
+ To entrap the wisest. Therefore, thou gaudy gold,
+ Hard food for Midas, I will none of thee;
+ Nor none of thee, thou pale and common drudge
+ 'Tween man and man: but thou, thou meagre lead,
+ Which rather threatenest than dost promise aught,
+ Thy paleness moves me more than eloquence;
+ And here choose I; joy be the consequence!
+
+PORTIA [Aside] How all the other passions fleet to air,
+ As doubtful thoughts, and rash-embraced despair,
+ And shuddering fear, and green-eyed jealousy! O love,
+ Be moderate; allay thy ecstasy,
+ In measure rein thy joy; scant this excess.
+ I feel too much thy blessing: make it less,
+ For fear I surfeit.
+
+BASSANIO What find I here?
+
+ [Opening the leaden casket]
+
+ Fair Portia's counterfeit! What demi-god
+ Hath come so near creation? Move these eyes?
+ Or whether, riding on the balls of mine,
+ Seem they in motion? Here are sever'd lips,
+ Parted with sugar breath: so sweet a bar
+ Should sunder such sweet friends. Here in her hairs
+ The painter plays the spider and hath woven
+ A golden mesh to entrap the hearts of men,
+ Faster than gnats in cobwebs; but her eyes,--
+ How could he see to do them? having made one,
+ Methinks it should have power to steal both his
+ And leave itself unfurnish'd. Yet look, how far
+ The substance of my praise doth wrong this shadow
+ In underprizing it, so far this shadow
+ Doth limp behind the substance. Here's the scroll,
+ The continent and summary of my fortune.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ You that choose not by the view,
+ Chance as fair and choose as true!
+ Since this fortune falls to you,
+ Be content and seek no new,
+ If you be well pleased with this
+ And hold your fortune for your bliss,
+ Turn you where your lady is
+ And claim her with a loving kiss.
+ A gentle scroll. Fair lady, by your leave;
+ I come by note, to give and to receive.
+ Like one of two contending in a prize,
+ That thinks he hath done well in people's eyes,
+ Hearing applause and universal shout,
+ Giddy in spirit, still gazing in a doubt
+ Whether these pearls of praise be his or no;
+ So, thrice fair lady, stand I, even so;
+ As doubtful whether what I see be true,
+ Until confirm'd, sign'd, ratified by you.
+
+PORTIA You see me, Lord Bassanio, where I stand,
+ Such as I am: though for myself alone
+ I would not be ambitious in my wish,
+ To wish myself much better; yet, for you
+ I would be trebled twenty times myself;
+ A thousand times more fair, ten thousand times more rich;
+ That only to stand high in your account,
+ I might in virtue, beauties, livings, friends,
+ Exceed account; but the full sum of me
+ Is sum of something, which, to term in gross,
+ Is an unlesson'd girl, unschool'd, unpractised;
+ Happy in this, she is not yet so old
+ But she may learn; happier than this,
+ She is not bred so dull but she can learn;
+ Happiest of all is that her gentle spirit
+ Commits itself to yours to be directed,
+ As from her lord, her governor, her king.
+ Myself and what is mine to you and yours
+ Is now converted: but now I was the lord
+ Of this fair mansion, master of my servants,
+ Queen o'er myself: and even now, but now,
+ This house, these servants and this same myself
+ Are yours, my lord: I give them with this ring;
+ Which when you part from, lose, or give away,
+ Let it presage the ruin of your love
+ And be my vantage to exclaim on you.
+
+BASSANIO Madam, you have bereft me of all words,
+ Only my blood speaks to you in my veins;
+ And there is such confusion in my powers,
+ As after some oration fairly spoke
+ By a beloved prince, there doth appear
+ Among the buzzing pleased multitude;
+ Where every something, being blent together,
+ Turns to a wild of nothing, save of joy,
+ Express'd and not express'd. But when this ring
+ Parts from this finger, then parts life from hence:
+ O, then be bold to say Bassanio's dead!
+
+NERISSA My lord and lady, it is now our time,
+ That have stood by and seen our wishes prosper,
+ To cry, good joy: good joy, my lord and lady!
+
+GRATIANO My lord Bassanio and my gentle lady,
+ I wish you all the joy that you can wish;
+ For I am sure you can wish none from me:
+ And when your honours mean to solemnize
+ The bargain of your faith, I do beseech you,
+ Even at that time I may be married too.
+
+BASSANIO With all my heart, so thou canst get a wife.
+
+GRATIANO I thank your lordship, you have got me one.
+ My eyes, my lord, can look as swift as yours:
+ You saw the mistress, I beheld the maid;
+ You loved, I loved for intermission.
+ No more pertains to me, my lord, than you.
+ Your fortune stood upon the casket there,
+ And so did mine too, as the matter falls;
+ For wooing here until I sweat again,
+ And sweating until my very roof was dry
+ With oaths of love, at last, if promise last,
+ I got a promise of this fair one here
+ To have her love, provided that your fortune
+ Achieved her mistress.
+
+PORTIA Is this true, Nerissa?
+
+NERISSA Madam, it is, so you stand pleased withal.
+
+BASSANIO And do you, Gratiano, mean good faith?
+
+GRATIANO Yes, faith, my lord.
+
+BASSANIO Our feast shall be much honour'd in your marriage.
+
+GRATIANO We'll play with them the first boy for a thousand ducats.
+
+NERISSA What, and stake down?
+
+GRATIANO No; we shall ne'er win at that sport, and stake down.
+ But who comes here? Lorenzo and his infidel? What,
+ and my old Venetian friend Salerio?
+
+ [Enter LORENZO, JESSICA, and SALERIO, a Messenger
+ from Venice]
+
+BASSANIO Lorenzo and Salerio, welcome hither;
+ If that the youth of my new interest here
+ Have power to bid you welcome. By your leave,
+ I bid my very friends and countrymen,
+ Sweet Portia, welcome.
+
+PORTIA So do I, my lord:
+ They are entirely welcome.
+
+LORENZO I thank your honour. For my part, my lord,
+ My purpose was not to have seen you here;
+ But meeting with Salerio by the way,
+ He did entreat me, past all saying nay,
+ To come with him along.
+
+SALERIO I did, my lord;
+ And I have reason for it. Signior Antonio
+ Commends him to you.
+
+ [Gives Bassanio a letter]
+
+BASSANIO Ere I ope his letter,
+ I pray you, tell me how my good friend doth.
+
+SALERIO Not sick, my lord, unless it be in mind;
+ Nor well, unless in mind: his letter there
+ Will show you his estate.
+
+GRATIANO Nerissa, cheer yon stranger; bid her welcome.
+ Your hand, Salerio: what's the news from Venice?
+ How doth that royal merchant, good Antonio?
+ I know he will be glad of our success;
+ We are the Jasons, we have won the fleece.
+
+SALERIO I would you had won the fleece that he hath lost.
+
+PORTIA There are some shrewd contents in yon same paper,
+ That steals the colour from Bassanio's cheek:
+ Some dear friend dead; else nothing in the world
+ Could turn so much the constitution
+ Of any constant man. What, worse and worse!
+ With leave, Bassanio: I am half yourself,
+ And I must freely have the half of anything
+ That this same paper brings you.
+
+BASSANIO O sweet Portia,
+ Here are a few of the unpleasant'st words
+ That ever blotted paper! Gentle lady,
+ When I did first impart my love to you,
+ I freely told you, all the wealth I had
+ Ran in my veins, I was a gentleman;
+ And then I told you true: and yet, dear lady,
+ Rating myself at nothing, you shall see
+ How much I was a braggart. When I told you
+ My state was nothing, I should then have told you
+ That I was worse than nothing; for, indeed,
+ I have engaged myself to a dear friend,
+ Engaged my friend to his mere enemy,
+ To feed my means. Here is a letter, lady;
+ The paper as the body of my friend,
+ And every word in it a gaping wound,
+ Issuing life-blood. But is it true, Salerio?
+ Have all his ventures fail'd? What, not one hit?
+ From Tripolis, from Mexico and England,
+ From Lisbon, Barbary and India?
+ And not one vessel 'scape the dreadful touch
+ Of merchant-marring rocks?
+
+SALERIO Not one, my lord.
+ Besides, it should appear, that if he had
+ The present money to discharge the Jew,
+ He would not take it. Never did I know
+ A creature, that did bear the shape of man,
+ So keen and greedy to confound a man:
+ He plies the duke at morning and at night,
+ And doth impeach the freedom of the state,
+ If they deny him justice: twenty merchants,
+ The duke himself, and the magnificoes
+ Of greatest port, have all persuaded with him;
+ But none can drive him from the envious plea
+ Of forfeiture, of justice and his bond.
+
+JESSICA When I was with him I have heard him swear
+ To Tubal and to Chus, his countrymen,
+ That he would rather have Antonio's flesh
+ Than twenty times the value of the sum
+ That he did owe him: and I know, my lord,
+ If law, authority and power deny not,
+ It will go hard with poor Antonio.
+
+PORTIA Is it your dear friend that is thus in trouble?
+
+BASSANIO The dearest friend to me, the kindest man,
+ The best-condition'd and unwearied spirit
+ In doing courtesies, and one in whom
+ The ancient Roman honour more appears
+ Than any that draws breath in Italy.
+
+PORTIA What sum owes he the Jew?
+
+BASSANIO For me three thousand ducats.
+
+PORTIA What, no more?
+ Pay him six thousand, and deface the bond;
+ Double six thousand, and then treble that,
+ Before a friend of this description
+ Shall lose a hair through Bassanio's fault.
+ First go with me to church and call me wife,
+ And then away to Venice to your friend;
+ For never shall you lie by Portia's side
+ With an unquiet soul. You shall have gold
+ To pay the petty debt twenty times over:
+ When it is paid, bring your true friend along.
+ My maid Nerissa and myself meantime
+ Will live as maids and widows. Come, away!
+ For you shall hence upon your wedding-day:
+ Bid your friends welcome, show a merry cheer:
+ Since you are dear bought, I will love you dear.
+ But let me hear the letter of your friend.
+
+BASSANIO [Reads] Sweet Bassanio, my ships have all
+ miscarried, my creditors grow cruel, my estate is
+ very low, my bond to the Jew is forfeit; and since
+ in paying it, it is impossible I should live, all
+ debts are cleared between you and I, if I might but
+ see you at my death. Notwithstanding, use your
+ pleasure: if your love do not persuade you to come,
+ let not my letter.
+
+PORTIA O love, dispatch all business, and be gone!
+
+BASSANIO Since I have your good leave to go away,
+ I will make haste: but, till I come again,
+ No bed shall e'er be guilty of my stay,
+ No rest be interposer 'twixt us twain.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III Venice. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter SHYLOCK, SALARINO, ANTONIO, and Gaoler]
+
+SHYLOCK Gaoler, look to him: tell not me of mercy;
+ This is the fool that lent out money gratis:
+ Gaoler, look to him.
+
+ANTONIO Hear me yet, good Shylock.
+
+SHYLOCK I'll have my bond; speak not against my bond:
+ I have sworn an oath that I will have my bond.
+ Thou call'dst me dog before thou hadst a cause;
+ But, since I am a dog, beware my fangs:
+ The duke shall grant me justice. I do wonder,
+ Thou naughty gaoler, that thou art so fond
+ To come abroad with him at his request.
+
+ANTONIO I pray thee, hear me speak.
+
+SHYLOCK I'll have my bond; I will not hear thee speak:
+ I'll have my bond; and therefore speak no more.
+ I'll not be made a soft and dull-eyed fool,
+ To shake the head, relent, and sigh, and yield
+ To Christian intercessors. Follow not;
+ I'll have no speaking: I will have my bond.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SALARINO It is the most impenetrable cur
+ That ever kept with men.
+
+ANTONIO Let him alone:
+ I'll follow him no more with bootless prayers.
+ He seeks my life; his reason well I know:
+ I oft deliver'd from his forfeitures
+ Many that have at times made moan to me;
+ Therefore he hates me.
+
+SALARINO I am sure the duke
+ Will never grant this forfeiture to hold.
+
+ANTONIO The duke cannot deny the course of law:
+ For the commodity that strangers have
+ With us in Venice, if it be denied,
+ Will much impeach the justice of his state;
+ Since that the trade and profit of the city
+ Consisteth of all nations. Therefore, go:
+ These griefs and losses have so bated me,
+ That I shall hardly spare a pound of flesh
+ To-morrow to my bloody creditor.
+ Well, gaoler, on. Pray God, Bassanio come
+ To see me pay his debt, and then I care not!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Belmont. A room in PORTIA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter PORTIA, NERISSA, LORENZO, JESSICA, and
+ BALTHASAR]
+
+LORENZO Madam, although I speak it in your presence,
+ You have a noble and a true conceit
+ Of godlike amity; which appears most strongly
+ In bearing thus the absence of your lord.
+ But if you knew to whom you show this honour,
+ How true a gentleman you send relief,
+ How dear a lover of my lord your husband,
+ I know you would be prouder of the work
+ Than customary bounty can enforce you.
+
+PORTIA I never did repent for doing good,
+ Nor shall not now: for in companions
+ That do converse and waste the time together,
+ Whose souls do bear an equal yoke Of love,
+ There must be needs a like proportion
+ Of lineaments, of manners and of spirit;
+ Which makes me think that this Antonio,
+ Being the bosom lover of my lord,
+ Must needs be like my lord. If it be so,
+ How little is the cost I have bestow'd
+ In purchasing the semblance of my soul
+ From out the state of hellish misery!
+ This comes too near the praising of myself;
+ Therefore no more of it: hear other things.
+ Lorenzo, I commit into your hands
+ The husbandry and manage of my house
+ Until my lord's return: for mine own part,
+ I have toward heaven breathed a secret vow
+ To live in prayer and contemplation,
+ Only attended by Nerissa here,
+ Until her husband and my lord's return:
+ There is a monastery two miles off;
+ And there will we abide. I do desire you
+ Not to deny this imposition;
+ The which my love and some necessity
+ Now lays upon you.
+
+LORENZO Madam, with all my heart;
+ I shall obey you in all fair commands.
+
+PORTIA My people do already know my mind,
+ And will acknowledge you and Jessica
+ In place of Lord Bassanio and myself.
+ And so farewell, till we shall meet again.
+
+LORENZO Fair thoughts and happy hours attend on you!
+
+JESSICA I wish your ladyship all heart's content.
+
+PORTIA I thank you for your wish, and am well pleased
+ To wish it back on you: fare you well Jessica.
+
+ [Exeunt JESSICA and LORENZO]
+
+ Now, Balthasar,
+ As I have ever found thee honest-true,
+ So let me find thee still. Take this same letter,
+ And use thou all the endeavour of a man
+ In speed to Padua: see thou render this
+ Into my cousin's hand, Doctor Bellario;
+ And, look, what notes and garments he doth give thee,
+ Bring them, I pray thee, with imagined speed
+ Unto the tranect, to the common ferry
+ Which trades to Venice. Waste no time in words,
+ But get thee gone: I shall be there before thee.
+
+BALTHASAR Madam, I go with all convenient speed.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PORTIA Come on, Nerissa; I have work in hand
+ That you yet know not of: we'll see our husbands
+ Before they think of us.
+
+NERISSA Shall they see us?
+
+PORTIA They shall, Nerissa; but in such a habit,
+ That they shall think we are accomplished
+ With that we lack. I'll hold thee any wager,
+ When we are both accoutred like young men,
+ I'll prove the prettier fellow of the two,
+ And wear my dagger with the braver grace,
+ And speak between the change of man and boy
+ With a reed voice, and turn two mincing steps
+ Into a manly stride, and speak of frays
+ Like a fine bragging youth, and tell quaint lies,
+ How honourable ladies sought my love,
+ Which I denying, they fell sick and died;
+ I could not do withal; then I'll repent,
+ And wish for all that, that I had not killed them;
+ And twenty of these puny lies I'll tell,
+ That men shall swear I have discontinued school
+ Above a twelvemonth. I have within my mind
+ A thousand raw tricks of these bragging Jacks,
+ Which I will practise.
+
+NERISSA Why, shall we turn to men?
+
+PORTIA Fie, what a question's that,
+ If thou wert near a lewd interpreter!
+ But come, I'll tell thee all my whole device
+ When I am in my coach, which stays for us
+ At the park gate; and therefore haste away,
+ For we must measure twenty miles to-day.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V The same. A garden.
+
+
+ [Enter LAUNCELOT and JESSICA]
+
+LAUNCELOT Yes, truly; for, look you, the sins of the father
+ are to be laid upon the children: therefore, I
+ promise ye, I fear you. I was always plain with
+ you, and so now I speak my agitation of the matter:
+ therefore be of good cheer, for truly I think you
+ are damned. There is but one hope in it that can do
+ you any good; and that is but a kind of bastard
+ hope neither.
+
+JESSICA And what hope is that, I pray thee?
+
+LAUNCELOT Marry, you may partly hope that your father got you
+ not, that you are not the Jew's daughter.
+
+JESSICA That were a kind of bastard hope, indeed: so the
+ sins of my mother should be visited upon me.
+
+LAUNCELOT Truly then I fear you are damned both by father and
+ mother: thus when I shun Scylla, your father, I
+ fall into Charybdis, your mother: well, you are
+ gone both ways.
+
+JESSICA I shall be saved by my husband; he hath made me a
+ Christian.
+
+LAUNCELOT Truly, the more to blame he: we were Christians
+ enow before; e'en as many as could well live, one by
+ another. This making Christians will raise the
+ price of hogs: if we grow all to be pork-eaters, we
+ shall not shortly have a rasher on the coals for money.
+
+ [Enter LORENZO]
+
+JESSICA I'll tell my husband, Launcelot, what you say: here he comes.
+
+LORENZO I shall grow jealous of you shortly, Launcelot, if
+ you thus get my wife into corners.
+
+JESSICA Nay, you need not fear us, Lorenzo: Launcelot and I
+ are out. He tells me flatly, there is no mercy for
+ me in heaven, because I am a Jew's daughter: and he
+ says, you are no good member of the commonwealth,
+ for in converting Jews to Christians, you raise the
+ price of pork.
+
+LORENZO I shall answer that better to the commonwealth than
+ you can the getting up of the negro's belly: the
+ Moor is with child by you, Launcelot.
+
+LAUNCELOT It is much that the Moor should be more than reason:
+ but if she be less than an honest woman, she is
+ indeed more than I took her for.
+
+LORENZO How every fool can play upon the word! I think the
+ best grace of wit will shortly turn into silence,
+ and discourse grow commendable in none only but
+ parrots. Go in, sirrah; bid them prepare for dinner.
+
+LAUNCELOT That is done, sir; they have all stomachs.
+
+LORENZO Goodly Lord, what a wit-snapper are you! then bid
+ them prepare dinner.
+
+LAUNCELOT That is done too, sir; only 'cover' is the word.
+
+LORENZO Will you cover then, sir?
+
+LAUNCELOT Not so, sir, neither; I know my duty.
+
+LORENZO Yet more quarrelling with occasion! Wilt thou show
+ the whole wealth of thy wit in an instant? I pray
+ tree, understand a plain man in his plain meaning:
+ go to thy fellows; bid them cover the table, serve
+ in the meat, and we will come in to dinner.
+
+LAUNCELOT For the table, sir, it shall be served in; for the
+ meat, sir, it shall be covered; for your coming in
+ to dinner, sir, why, let it be as humours and
+ conceits shall govern.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LORENZO O dear discretion, how his words are suited!
+ The fool hath planted in his memory
+ An army of good words; and I do know
+ A many fools, that stand in better place,
+ Garnish'd like him, that for a tricksy word
+ Defy the matter. How cheerest thou, Jessica?
+ And now, good sweet, say thy opinion,
+ How dost thou like the Lord Bassanio's wife?
+
+JESSICA Past all expressing. It is very meet
+ The Lord Bassanio live an upright life;
+ For, having such a blessing in his lady,
+ He finds the joys of heaven here on earth;
+ And if on earth he do not mean it, then
+ In reason he should never come to heaven
+ Why, if two gods should play some heavenly match
+ And on the wager lay two earthly women,
+ And Portia one, there must be something else
+ Pawn'd with the other, for the poor rude world
+ Hath not her fellow.
+
+LORENZO Even such a husband
+ Hast thou of me as she is for a wife.
+
+JESSICA Nay, but ask my opinion too of that.
+
+LORENZO I will anon: first, let us go to dinner.
+
+JESSICA Nay, let me praise you while I have a stomach.
+
+LORENZO No, pray thee, let it serve for table-talk;
+' Then, howso'er thou speak'st, 'mong other things
+ I shall digest it.
+
+JESSICA Well, I'll set you forth.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Venice. A court of justice.
+
+
+ [Enter the DUKE, the Magnificoes, ANTONIO, BASSANIO,
+ GRATIANO, SALERIO, and others]
+
+DUKE What, is Antonio here?
+
+ANTONIO Ready, so please your grace.
+
+DUKE I am sorry for thee: thou art come to answer
+ A stony adversary, an inhuman wretch
+ uncapable of pity, void and empty
+ From any dram of mercy.
+
+ANTONIO I have heard
+ Your grace hath ta'en great pains to qualify
+ His rigorous course; but since he stands obdurate
+ And that no lawful means can carry me
+ Out of his envy's reach, I do oppose
+ My patience to his fury, and am arm'd
+ To suffer, with a quietness of spirit,
+ The very tyranny and rage of his.
+
+DUKE Go one, and call the Jew into the court.
+
+SALERIO He is ready at the door: he comes, my lord.
+
+ [Enter SHYLOCK]
+
+DUKE Make room, and let him stand before our face.
+ Shylock, the world thinks, and I think so too,
+ That thou but lead'st this fashion of thy malice
+ To the last hour of act; and then 'tis thought
+ Thou'lt show thy mercy and remorse more strange
+ Than is thy strange apparent cruelty;
+ And where thou now exact'st the penalty,
+ Which is a pound of this poor merchant's flesh,
+ Thou wilt not only loose the forfeiture,
+ But, touch'd with human gentleness and love,
+ Forgive a moiety of the principal;
+ Glancing an eye of pity on his losses,
+ That have of late so huddled on his back,
+ Enow to press a royal merchant down
+ And pluck commiseration of his state
+ From brassy bosoms and rough hearts of flint,
+ From stubborn Turks and Tartars, never train'd
+ To offices of tender courtesy.
+ We all expect a gentle answer, Jew.
+
+SHYLOCK I have possess'd your grace of what I purpose;
+ And by our holy Sabbath have I sworn
+ To have the due and forfeit of my bond:
+ If you deny it, let the danger light
+ Upon your charter and your city's freedom.
+ You'll ask me, why I rather choose to have
+ A weight of carrion flesh than to receive
+ Three thousand ducats: I'll not answer that:
+ But, say, it is my humour: is it answer'd?
+ What if my house be troubled with a rat
+ And I be pleased to give ten thousand ducats
+ To have it baned? What, are you answer'd yet?
+ Some men there are love not a gaping pig;
+ Some, that are mad if they behold a cat;
+ And others, when the bagpipe sings i' the nose,
+ Cannot contain their urine: for affection,
+ Mistress of passion, sways it to the mood
+ Of what it likes or loathes. Now, for your answer:
+ As there is no firm reason to be render'd,
+ Why he cannot abide a gaping pig;
+ Why he, a harmless necessary cat;
+ Why he, a woollen bagpipe; but of force
+ Must yield to such inevitable shame
+ As to offend, himself being offended;
+ So can I give no reason, nor I will not,
+ More than a lodged hate and a certain loathing
+ I bear Antonio, that I follow thus
+ A losing suit against him. Are you answer'd?
+
+BASSANIO This is no answer, thou unfeeling man,
+ To excuse the current of thy cruelty.
+
+SHYLOCK I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
+
+BASSANIO Do all men kill the things they do not love?
+
+SHYLOCK Hates any man the thing he would not kill?
+
+BASSANIO Every offence is not a hate at first.
+
+SHYLOCK What, wouldst thou have a serpent sting thee twice?
+
+ANTONIO I pray you, think you question with the Jew:
+ You may as well go stand upon the beach
+ And bid the main flood bate his usual height;
+ You may as well use question with the wolf
+ Why he hath made the ewe bleat for the lamb;
+ You may as well forbid the mountain pines
+ To wag their high tops and to make no noise,
+ When they are fretten with the gusts of heaven;
+ You may as well do anything most hard,
+ As seek to soften that--than which what's harder?--
+ His Jewish heart: therefore, I do beseech you,
+ Make no more offers, use no farther means,
+ But with all brief and plain conveniency
+ Let me have judgment and the Jew his will.
+
+BASSANIO For thy three thousand ducats here is six.
+
+SHYLOCK What judgment shall I dread, doing
+ Were in six parts and every part a ducat,
+ I would not draw them; I would have my bond.
+
+DUKE How shalt thou hope for mercy, rendering none?
+
+SHYLOCK What judgment shall I dread, doing no wrong?
+ You have among you many a purchased slave,
+ Which, like your asses and your dogs and mules,
+ You use in abject and in slavish parts,
+ Because you bought them: shall I say to you,
+ Let them be free, marry them to your heirs?
+ Why sweat they under burthens? let their beds
+ Be made as soft as yours and let their palates
+ Be season'd with such viands? You will answer
+ 'The slaves are ours:' so do I answer you:
+ The pound of flesh, which I demand of him,
+ Is dearly bought; 'tis mine and I will have it.
+ If you deny me, fie upon your law!
+ There is no force in the decrees of Venice.
+ I stand for judgment: answer; shall I have it?
+
+DUKE Upon my power I may dismiss this court,
+ Unless Bellario, a learned doctor,
+ Whom I have sent for to determine this,
+ Come here to-day.
+
+SALERIO My lord, here stays without
+ A messenger with letters from the doctor,
+ New come from Padua.
+
+DUKE Bring us the letter; call the messenger.
+
+BASSANIO Good cheer, Antonio! What, man, courage yet!
+ The Jew shall have my flesh, blood, bones and all,
+ Ere thou shalt lose for me one drop of blood.
+
+ANTONIO I am a tainted wether of the flock,
+ Meetest for death: the weakest kind of fruit
+ Drops earliest to the ground; and so let me
+ You cannot better be employ'd, Bassanio,
+ Than to live still and write mine epitaph.
+
+ [Enter NERISSA, dressed like a lawyer's clerk]
+
+DUKE Came you from Padua, from Bellario?
+
+NERISSA From both, my lord. Bellario greets your grace.
+
+ [Presenting a letter]
+
+BASSANIO Why dost thou whet thy knife so earnestly?
+
+SHYLOCK To cut the forfeiture from that bankrupt there.
+
+GRATIANO Not on thy sole, but on thy soul, harsh Jew,
+ Thou makest thy knife keen; but no metal can,
+ No, not the hangman's axe, bear half the keenness
+ Of thy sharp envy. Can no prayers pierce thee?
+
+SHYLOCK No, none that thou hast wit enough to make.
+
+GRATIANO O, be thou damn'd, inexecrable dog!
+ And for thy life let justice be accused.
+ Thou almost makest me waver in my faith
+ To hold opinion with Pythagoras,
+ That souls of animals infuse themselves
+ Into the trunks of men: thy currish spirit
+ Govern'd a wolf, who, hang'd for human slaughter,
+ Even from the gallows did his fell soul fleet,
+ And, whilst thou lay'st in thy unhallow'd dam,
+ Infused itself in thee; for thy desires
+ Are wolvish, bloody, starved and ravenous.
+
+SHYLOCK Till thou canst rail the seal from off my bond,
+ Thou but offend'st thy lungs to speak so loud:
+ Repair thy wit, good youth, or it will fall
+ To cureless ruin. I stand here for law.
+
+DUKE This letter from Bellario doth commend
+ A young and learned doctor to our court.
+ Where is he?
+
+NERISSA He attendeth here hard by,
+ To know your answer, whether you'll admit him.
+
+DUKE With all my heart. Some three or four of you
+ Go give him courteous conduct to this place.
+ Meantime the court shall hear Bellario's letter.
+
+Clerk [Reads]
+
+ Your grace shall understand that at the receipt of
+ your letter I am very sick: but in the instant that
+ your messenger came, in loving visitation was with
+ me a young doctor of Rome; his name is Balthasar. I
+ acquainted him with the cause in controversy between
+ the Jew and Antonio the merchant: we turned o'er
+ many books together: he is furnished with my
+ opinion; which, bettered with his own learning, the
+ greatness whereof I cannot enough commend, comes
+ with him, at my importunity, to fill up your grace's
+ request in my stead. I beseech you, let his lack of
+ years be no impediment to let him lack a reverend
+ estimation; for I never knew so young a body with so
+ old a head. I leave him to your gracious
+ acceptance, whose trial shall better publish his
+ commendation.
+
+DUKE You hear the learn'd Bellario, what he writes:
+ And here, I take it, is the doctor come.
+
+ [Enter PORTIA, dressed like a doctor of laws]
+
+ Give me your hand. Come you from old Bellario?
+
+PORTIA I did, my lord.
+
+DUKE You are welcome: take your place.
+ Are you acquainted with the difference
+ That holds this present question in the court?
+
+PORTIA I am informed thoroughly of the cause.
+ Which is the merchant here, and which the Jew?
+
+DUKE Antonio and old Shylock, both stand forth.
+
+PORTIA Is your name Shylock?
+
+SHYLOCK Shylock is my name.
+
+PORTIA Of a strange nature is the suit you follow;
+ Yet in such rule that the Venetian law
+ Cannot impugn you as you do proceed.
+ You stand within his danger, do you not?
+
+ANTONIO Ay, so he says.
+
+PORTIA Do you confess the bond?
+
+ANTONIO I do.
+
+PORTIA Then must the Jew be merciful.
+
+SHYLOCK On what compulsion must I? tell me that.
+
+PORTIA The quality of mercy is not strain'd,
+ It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
+ Upon the place beneath: it is twice blest;
+ It blesseth him that gives and him that takes:
+ 'Tis mightiest in the mightiest: it becomes
+ The throned monarch better than his crown;
+ His sceptre shows the force of temporal power,
+ The attribute to awe and majesty,
+ Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings;
+ But mercy is above this sceptred sway;
+ It is enthroned in the hearts of kings,
+ It is an attribute to God himself;
+ And earthly power doth then show likest God's
+ When mercy seasons justice. Therefore, Jew,
+ Though justice be thy plea, consider this,
+ That, in the course of justice, none of us
+ Should see salvation: we do pray for mercy;
+ And that same prayer doth teach us all to render
+ The deeds of mercy. I have spoke thus much
+ To mitigate the justice of thy plea;
+ Which if thou follow, this strict court of Venice
+ Must needs give sentence 'gainst the merchant there.
+
+SHYLOCK My deeds upon my head! I crave the law,
+ The penalty and forfeit of my bond.
+
+PORTIA Is he not able to discharge the money?
+
+BASSANIO Yes, here I tender it for him in the court;
+ Yea, twice the sum: if that will not suffice,
+ I will be bound to pay it ten times o'er,
+ On forfeit of my hands, my head, my heart:
+ If this will not suffice, it must appear
+ That malice bears down truth. And I beseech you,
+ Wrest once the law to your authority:
+ To do a great right, do a little wrong,
+ And curb this cruel devil of his will.
+
+PORTIA It must not be; there is no power in Venice
+ Can alter a decree established:
+ 'Twill be recorded for a precedent,
+ And many an error by the same example
+ Will rush into the state: it cannot be.
+
+SHYLOCK A Daniel come to judgment! yea, a Daniel!
+ O wise young judge, how I do honour thee!
+
+PORTIA I pray you, let me look upon the bond.
+
+SHYLOCK Here 'tis, most reverend doctor, here it is.
+
+PORTIA Shylock, there's thrice thy money offer'd thee.
+
+SHYLOCK An oath, an oath, I have an oath in heaven:
+ Shall I lay perjury upon my soul?
+ No, not for Venice.
+
+PORTIA Why, this bond is forfeit;
+ And lawfully by this the Jew may claim
+ A pound of flesh, to be by him cut off
+ Nearest the merchant's heart. Be merciful:
+ Take thrice thy money; bid me tear the bond.
+
+SHYLOCK When it is paid according to the tenor.
+ It doth appear you are a worthy judge;
+ You know the law, your exposition
+ Hath been most sound: I charge you by the law,
+ Whereof you are a well-deserving pillar,
+ Proceed to judgment: by my soul I swear
+ There is no power in the tongue of man
+ To alter me: I stay here on my bond.
+
+ANTONIO Most heartily I do beseech the court
+ To give the judgment.
+
+PORTIA Why then, thus it is:
+ You must prepare your bosom for his knife.
+
+SHYLOCK O noble judge! O excellent young man!
+
+PORTIA For the intent and purpose of the law
+ Hath full relation to the penalty,
+ Which here appeareth due upon the bond.
+
+SHYLOCK 'Tis very true: O wise and upright judge!
+ How much more elder art thou than thy looks!
+
+PORTIA Therefore lay bare your bosom.
+
+SHYLOCK Ay, his breast:
+ So says the bond: doth it not, noble judge?
+ 'Nearest his heart:' those are the very words.
+
+PORTIA It is so. Are there balance here to weigh
+ The flesh?
+
+SHYLOCK I have them ready.
+
+PORTIA Have by some surgeon, Shylock, on your charge,
+ To stop his wounds, lest he do bleed to death.
+
+SHYLOCK Is it so nominated in the bond?
+
+PORTIA It is not so express'd: but what of that?
+ 'Twere good you do so much for charity.
+
+SHYLOCK I cannot find it; 'tis not in the bond.
+
+PORTIA You, merchant, have you any thing to say?
+
+ANTONIO But little: I am arm'd and well prepared.
+ Give me your hand, Bassanio: fare you well!
+ Grieve not that I am fallen to this for you;
+ For herein Fortune shows herself more kind
+ Than is her custom: it is still her use
+ To let the wretched man outlive his wealth,
+ To view with hollow eye and wrinkled brow
+ An age of poverty; from which lingering penance
+ Of such misery doth she cut me off.
+ Commend me to your honourable wife:
+ Tell her the process of Antonio's end;
+ Say how I loved you, speak me fair in death;
+ And, when the tale is told, bid her be judge
+ Whether Bassanio had not once a love.
+ Repent but you that you shall lose your friend,
+ And he repents not that he pays your debt;
+ For if the Jew do cut but deep enough,
+ I'll pay it presently with all my heart.
+
+BASSANIO Antonio, I am married to a wife
+ Which is as dear to me as life itself;
+ But life itself, my wife, and all the world,
+ Are not with me esteem'd above thy life:
+ I would lose all, ay, sacrifice them all
+ Here to this devil, to deliver you.
+
+PORTIA Your wife would give you little thanks for that,
+ If she were by, to hear you make the offer.
+
+GRATIANO I have a wife, whom, I protest, I love:
+ I would she were in heaven, so she could
+ Entreat some power to change this currish Jew.
+
+NERISSA 'Tis well you offer it behind her back;
+ The wish would make else an unquiet house.
+
+SHYLOCK These be the Christian husbands. I have a daughter;
+ Would any of the stock of Barrabas
+ Had been her husband rather than a Christian!
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ We trifle time: I pray thee, pursue sentence.
+
+PORTIA A pound of that same merchant's flesh is thine:
+ The court awards it, and the law doth give it.
+
+SHYLOCK Most rightful judge!
+
+PORTIA And you must cut this flesh from off his breast:
+ The law allows it, and the court awards it.
+
+SHYLOCK Most learned judge! A sentence! Come, prepare!
+
+PORTIA Tarry a little; there is something else.
+ This bond doth give thee here no jot of blood;
+ The words expressly are 'a pound of flesh:'
+ Take then thy bond, take thou thy pound of flesh;
+ But, in the cutting it, if thou dost shed
+ One drop of Christian blood, thy lands and goods
+ Are, by the laws of Venice, confiscate
+ Unto the state of Venice.
+
+GRATIANO O upright judge! Mark, Jew: O learned judge!
+
+SHYLOCK Is that the law?
+
+PORTIA Thyself shalt see the act:
+ For, as thou urgest justice, be assured
+ Thou shalt have justice, more than thou desirest.
+
+GRATIANO O learned judge! Mark, Jew: a learned judge!
+
+SHYLOCK I take this offer, then; pay the bond thrice
+ And let the Christian go.
+
+BASSANIO Here is the money.
+
+PORTIA Soft!
+ The Jew shall have all justice; soft! no haste:
+ He shall have nothing but the penalty.
+
+GRATIANO O Jew! an upright judge, a learned judge!
+
+PORTIA Therefore prepare thee to cut off the flesh.
+ Shed thou no blood, nor cut thou less nor more
+ But just a pound of flesh: if thou cut'st more
+ Or less than a just pound, be it but so much
+ As makes it light or heavy in the substance,
+ Or the division of the twentieth part
+ Of one poor scruple, nay, if the scale do turn
+ But in the estimation of a hair,
+ Thou diest and all thy goods are confiscate.
+
+GRATIANO A second Daniel, a Daniel, Jew!
+ Now, infidel, I have you on the hip.
+
+PORTIA Why doth the Jew pause? take thy forfeiture.
+
+SHYLOCK Give me my principal, and let me go.
+
+BASSANIO I have it ready for thee; here it is.
+
+PORTIA He hath refused it in the open court:
+ He shall have merely justice and his bond.
+
+GRATIANO A Daniel, still say I, a second Daniel!
+ I thank thee, Jew, for teaching me that word.
+
+SHYLOCK Shall I not have barely my principal?
+
+PORTIA Thou shalt have nothing but the forfeiture,
+ To be so taken at thy peril, Jew.
+
+SHYLOCK Why, then the devil give him good of it!
+ I'll stay no longer question.
+
+PORTIA Tarry, Jew:
+ The law hath yet another hold on you.
+ It is enacted in the laws of Venice,
+ If it be proved against an alien
+ That by direct or indirect attempts
+ He seek the life of any citizen,
+ The party 'gainst the which he doth contrive
+ Shall seize one half his goods; the other half
+ Comes to the privy coffer of the state;
+ And the offender's life lies in the mercy
+ Of the duke only, 'gainst all other voice.
+ In which predicament, I say, thou stand'st;
+ For it appears, by manifest proceeding,
+ That indirectly and directly too
+ Thou hast contrived against the very life
+ Of the defendant; and thou hast incurr'd
+ The danger formerly by me rehearsed.
+ Down therefore and beg mercy of the duke.
+
+GRATIANO Beg that thou mayst have leave to hang thyself:
+ And yet, thy wealth being forfeit to the state,
+ Thou hast not left the value of a cord;
+ Therefore thou must be hang'd at the state's charge.
+
+DUKE That thou shalt see the difference of our spirits,
+ I pardon thee thy life before thou ask it:
+ For half thy wealth, it is Antonio's;
+ The other half comes to the general state,
+ Which humbleness may drive unto a fine.
+
+PORTIA Ay, for the state, not for Antonio.
+
+SHYLOCK Nay, take my life and all; pardon not that:
+ You take my house when you do take the prop
+ That doth sustain my house; you take my life
+ When you do take the means whereby I live.
+
+PORTIA What mercy can you render him, Antonio?
+
+GRATIANO A halter gratis; nothing else, for God's sake.
+
+ANTONIO So please my lord the duke and all the court
+ To quit the fine for one half of his goods,
+ I am content; so he will let me have
+ The other half in use, to render it,
+ Upon his death, unto the gentleman
+ That lately stole his daughter:
+ Two things provided more, that, for this favour,
+ He presently become a Christian;
+ The other, that he do record a gift,
+ Here in the court, of all he dies possess'd,
+ Unto his son Lorenzo and his daughter.
+
+DUKE He shall do this, or else I do recant
+ The pardon that I late pronounced here.
+
+PORTIA Art thou contented, Jew? what dost thou say?
+
+SHYLOCK I am content.
+
+PORTIA Clerk, draw a deed of gift.
+
+SHYLOCK I pray you, give me leave to go from hence;
+ I am not well: send the deed after me,
+ And I will sign it.
+
+DUKE Get thee gone, but do it.
+
+GRATIANO In christening shalt thou have two god-fathers:
+ Had I been judge, thou shouldst have had ten more,
+ To bring thee to the gallows, not the font.
+
+ [Exit SHYLOCK]
+
+DUKE Sir, I entreat you home with me to dinner.
+
+PORTIA I humbly do desire your grace of pardon:
+ I must away this night toward Padua,
+ And it is meet I presently set forth.
+
+DUKE I am sorry that your leisure serves you not.
+ Antonio, gratify this gentleman,
+ For, in my mind, you are much bound to him.
+
+ [Exeunt Duke and his train]
+
+BASSANIO Most worthy gentleman, I and my friend
+ Have by your wisdom been this day acquitted
+ Of grievous penalties; in lieu whereof,
+ Three thousand ducats, due unto the Jew,
+ We freely cope your courteous pains withal.
+
+ANTONIO And stand indebted, over and above,
+ In love and service to you evermore.
+
+PORTIA He is well paid that is well satisfied;
+ And I, delivering you, am satisfied
+ And therein do account myself well paid:
+ My mind was never yet more mercenary.
+ I pray you, know me when we meet again:
+ I wish you well, and so I take my leave.
+
+BASSANIO Dear sir, of force I must attempt you further:
+ Take some remembrance of us, as a tribute,
+ Not as a fee: grant me two things, I pray you,
+ Not to deny me, and to pardon me.
+
+PORTIA You press me far, and therefore I will yield.
+
+ [To ANTONIO]
+
+ Give me your gloves, I'll wear them for your sake;
+
+ [To BASSANIO]
+
+ And, for your love, I'll take this ring from you:
+ Do not draw back your hand; I'll take no more;
+ And you in love shall not deny me this.
+
+BASSANIO This ring, good sir, alas, it is a trifle!
+ I will not shame myself to give you this.
+
+PORTIA I will have nothing else but only this;
+ And now methinks I have a mind to it.
+
+BASSANIO There's more depends on this than on the value.
+ The dearest ring in Venice will I give you,
+ And find it out by proclamation:
+ Only for this, I pray you, pardon me.
+
+PORTIA I see, sir, you are liberal in offers
+ You taught me first to beg; and now methinks
+ You teach me how a beggar should be answer'd.
+
+BASSANIO Good sir, this ring was given me by my wife;
+ And when she put it on, she made me vow
+ That I should neither sell nor give nor lose it.
+
+PORTIA That 'scuse serves many men to save their gifts.
+ An if your wife be not a mad-woman,
+ And know how well I have deserved the ring,
+ She would not hold out enemy for ever,
+ For giving it to me. Well, peace be with you!
+
+ [Exeunt Portia and Nerissa]
+
+ANTONIO My Lord Bassanio, let him have the ring:
+ Let his deservings and my love withal
+ Be valued against your wife's commandment.
+
+BASSANIO Go, Gratiano, run and overtake him;
+ Give him the ring, and bring him, if thou canst,
+ Unto Antonio's house: away! make haste.
+
+ [Exit Gratiano]
+
+ Come, you and I will thither presently;
+ And in the morning early will we both
+ Fly toward Belmont: come, Antonio.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter PORTIA and NERISSA]
+
+PORTIA Inquire the Jew's house out, give him this deed
+ And let him sign it: we'll away to-night
+ And be a day before our husbands home:
+ This deed will be well welcome to Lorenzo.
+
+ [Enter GRATIANO]
+
+GRATIANO Fair sir, you are well o'erta'en
+ My Lord Bassanio upon more advice
+ Hath sent you here this ring, and doth entreat
+ Your company at dinner.
+
+PORTIA That cannot be:
+ His ring I do accept most thankfully:
+ And so, I pray you, tell him: furthermore,
+ I pray you, show my youth old Shylock's house.
+
+GRATIANO That will I do.
+
+NERISSA Sir, I would speak with you.
+
+ [Aside to PORTIA]
+
+ I'll see if I can get my husband's ring,
+ Which I did make him swear to keep for ever.
+
+PORTIA [Aside to NERISSA] Thou mayst, I warrant.
+ We shall have old swearing
+ That they did give the rings away to men;
+ But we'll outface them, and outswear them too.
+
+ [Aloud]
+
+ Away! make haste: thou knowist where I will tarry.
+
+NERISSA Come, good sir, will you show me to this house?
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Belmont. Avenue to PORTIA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter LORENZO and JESSICA]
+
+LORENZO The moon shines bright: in such a night as this,
+ When the sweet wind did gently kiss the trees
+ And they did make no noise, in such a night
+ Troilus methinks mounted the Troyan walls
+ And sigh'd his soul toward the Grecian tents,
+ Where Cressid lay that night.
+
+JESSICA In such a night
+ Did Thisbe fearfully o'ertrip the dew
+ And saw the lion's shadow ere himself
+ And ran dismay'd away.
+
+LORENZO In such a night
+ Stood Dido with a willow in her hand
+ Upon the wild sea banks and waft her love
+ To come again to Carthage.
+
+JESSICA In such a night
+ Medea gather'd the enchanted herbs
+ That did renew old AEson.
+
+LORENZO In such a night
+ Did Jessica steal from the wealthy Jew
+ And with an unthrift love did run from Venice
+ As far as Belmont.
+
+JESSICA In such a night
+ Did young Lorenzo swear he loved her well,
+ Stealing her soul with many vows of faith
+ And ne'er a true one.
+
+LORENZO In such a night
+ Did pretty Jessica, like a little shrew,
+ Slander her love, and he forgave it her.
+
+JESSICA I would out-night you, did no body come;
+ But, hark, I hear the footing of a man.
+
+ [Enter STEPHANO]
+
+LORENZO Who comes so fast in silence of the night?
+
+STEPHANO A friend.
+
+LORENZO A friend! what friend? your name, I pray you, friend?
+
+STEPHANO Stephano is my name; and I bring word
+ My mistress will before the break of day
+ Be here at Belmont; she doth stray about
+ By holy crosses, where she kneels and prays
+ For happy wedlock hours.
+
+LORENZO Who comes with her?
+
+STEPHANO None but a holy hermit and her maid.
+ I pray you, is my master yet return'd?
+
+LORENZO He is not, nor we have not heard from him.
+ But go we in, I pray thee, Jessica,
+ And ceremoniously let us prepare
+ Some welcome for the mistress of the house.
+
+ [Enter LAUNCELOT]
+
+LAUNCELOT Sola, sola! wo ha, ho! sola, sola!
+
+LORENZO Who calls?
+
+LAUNCELOT Sola! did you see Master Lorenzo?
+ Master Lorenzo, sola, sola!
+
+LORENZO Leave hollaing, man: here.
+
+LAUNCELOT Sola! where? where?
+
+LORENZO Here.
+
+LAUNCELOT Tell him there's a post come from my master, with
+ his horn full of good news: my master will be here
+ ere morning.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LORENZO Sweet soul, let's in, and there expect their coming.
+ And yet no matter: why should we go in?
+ My friend Stephano, signify, I pray you,
+ Within the house, your mistress is at hand;
+ And bring your music forth into the air.
+
+ [Exit Stephano]
+
+ How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank!
+ Here will we sit and let the sounds of music
+ Creep in our ears: soft stillness and the night
+ Become the touches of sweet harmony.
+ Sit, Jessica. Look how the floor of heaven
+ Is thick inlaid with patines of bright gold:
+ There's not the smallest orb which thou behold'st
+ But in his motion like an angel sings,
+ Still quiring to the young-eyed cherubins;
+ Such harmony is in immortal souls;
+ But whilst this muddy vesture of decay
+ Doth grossly close it in, we cannot hear it.
+
+ [Enter Musicians]
+
+ Come, ho! and wake Diana with a hymn!
+ With sweetest touches pierce your mistress' ear,
+ And draw her home with music.
+
+ [Music]
+
+JESSICA I am never merry when I hear sweet music.
+
+LORENZO The reason is, your spirits are attentive:
+ For do but note a wild and wanton herd,
+ Or race of youthful and unhandled colts,
+ Fetching mad bounds, bellowing and neighing loud,
+ Which is the hot condition of their blood;
+ If they but hear perchance a trumpet sound,
+ Or any air of music touch their ears,
+ You shall perceive them make a mutual stand,
+ Their savage eyes turn'd to a modest gaze
+ By the sweet power of music: therefore the poet
+ Did feign that Orpheus drew trees, stones and floods;
+ Since nought so stockish, hard and full of rage,
+ But music for the time doth change his nature.
+ The man that hath no music in himself,
+ Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds,
+ Is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils;
+ The motions of his spirit are dull as night
+ And his affections dark as Erebus:
+ Let no such man be trusted. Mark the music.
+
+ [Enter PORTIA and NERISSA]
+
+PORTIA That light we see is burning in my hall.
+ How far that little candle throws his beams!
+ So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
+
+NERISSA When the moon shone, we did not see the candle.
+
+PORTIA So doth the greater glory dim the less:
+ A substitute shines brightly as a king
+ Unto the king be by, and then his state
+ Empties itself, as doth an inland brook
+ Into the main of waters. Music! hark!
+
+NERISSA It is your music, madam, of the house.
+
+PORTIA Nothing is good, I see, without respect:
+ Methinks it sounds much sweeter than by day.
+
+NERISSA Silence bestows that virtue on it, madam.
+
+PORTIA The crow doth sing as sweetly as the lark,
+ When neither is attended, and I think
+ The nightingale, if she should sing by day,
+ When every goose is cackling, would be thought
+ No better a musician than the wren.
+ How many things by season season'd are
+ To their right praise and true perfection!
+ Peace, ho! the moon sleeps with Endymion
+ And would not be awaked.
+
+ [Music ceases]
+
+LORENZO That is the voice,
+ Or I am much deceived, of Portia.
+
+PORTIA He knows me as the blind man knows the cuckoo,
+ By the bad voice.
+
+LORENZO Dear lady, welcome home.
+
+PORTIA We have been praying for our husbands' healths,
+ Which speed, we hope, the better for our words.
+ Are they return'd?
+
+LORENZO Madam, they are not yet;
+ But there is come a messenger before,
+ To signify their coming.
+
+PORTIA Go in, Nerissa;
+ Give order to my servants that they take
+ No note at all of our being absent hence;
+ Nor you, Lorenzo; Jessica, nor you.
+
+ [A tucket sounds]
+
+LORENZO Your husband is at hand; I hear his trumpet:
+ We are no tell-tales, madam; fear you not.
+
+PORTIA This night methinks is but the daylight sick;
+ It looks a little paler: 'tis a day,
+ Such as the day is when the sun is hid.
+
+ [Enter BASSANIO, ANTONIO, GRATIANO, and
+ their followers]
+
+BASSANIO We should hold day with the Antipodes,
+ If you would walk in absence of the sun.
+
+PORTIA Let me give light, but let me not be light;
+ For a light wife doth make a heavy husband,
+ And never be Bassanio so for me:
+ But God sort all! You are welcome home, my lord.
+
+BASSANIO I thank you, madam. Give welcome to my friend.
+ This is the man, this is Antonio,
+ To whom I am so infinitely bound.
+
+PORTIA You should in all sense be much bound to him.
+ For, as I hear, he was much bound for you.
+
+ANTONIO No more than I am well acquitted of.
+
+PORTIA Sir, you are very welcome to our house:
+ It must appear in other ways than words,
+ Therefore I scant this breathing courtesy.
+
+GRATIANO [To NERISSA] By yonder moon I swear you do me wrong;
+ In faith, I gave it to the judge's clerk:
+ Would he were gelt that had it, for my part,
+ Since you do take it, love, so much at heart.
+
+PORTIA A quarrel, ho, already! what's the matter?
+
+GRATIANO About a hoop of gold, a paltry ring
+ That she did give me, whose posy was
+ For all the world like cutler's poetry
+ Upon a knife, 'Love me, and leave me not.'
+
+NERISSA What talk you of the posy or the value?
+ You swore to me, when I did give it you,
+ That you would wear it till your hour of death
+ And that it should lie with you in your grave:
+ Though not for me, yet for your vehement oaths,
+ You should have been respective and have kept it.
+ Gave it a judge's clerk! no, God's my judge,
+ The clerk will ne'er wear hair on's face that had it.
+
+GRATIANO He will, an if he live to be a man.
+
+NERISSA Ay, if a woman live to be a man.
+
+GRATIANO Now, by this hand, I gave it to a youth,
+ A kind of boy, a little scrubbed boy,
+ No higher than thyself; the judge's clerk,
+ A prating boy, that begg'd it as a fee:
+ I could not for my heart deny it him.
+
+PORTIA You were to blame, I must be plain with you,
+ To part so slightly with your wife's first gift:
+ A thing stuck on with oaths upon your finger
+ And so riveted with faith unto your flesh.
+ I gave my love a ring and made him swear
+ Never to part with it; and here he stands;
+ I dare be sworn for him he would not leave it
+ Nor pluck it from his finger, for the wealth
+ That the world masters. Now, in faith, Gratiano,
+ You give your wife too unkind a cause of grief:
+ An 'twere to me, I should be mad at it.
+
+BASSANIO [Aside] Why, I were best to cut my left hand off
+ And swear I lost the ring defending it.
+
+GRATIANO My Lord Bassanio gave his ring away
+ Unto the judge that begg'd it and indeed
+ Deserved it too; and then the boy, his clerk,
+ That took some pains in writing, he begg'd mine;
+ And neither man nor master would take aught
+ But the two rings.
+
+PORTIA What ring gave you my lord?
+ Not that, I hope, which you received of me.
+
+BASSANIO If I could add a lie unto a fault,
+ I would deny it; but you see my finger
+ Hath not the ring upon it; it is gone.
+
+PORTIA Even so void is your false heart of truth.
+ By heaven, I will ne'er come in your bed
+ Until I see the ring.
+
+NERISSA Nor I in yours
+ Till I again see mine.
+
+BASSANIO Sweet Portia,
+ If you did know to whom I gave the ring,
+ If you did know for whom I gave the ring
+ And would conceive for what I gave the ring
+ And how unwillingly I left the ring,
+ When nought would be accepted but the ring,
+ You would abate the strength of your displeasure.
+
+PORTIA If you had known the virtue of the ring,
+ Or half her worthiness that gave the ring,
+ Or your own honour to contain the ring,
+ You would not then have parted with the ring.
+ What man is there so much unreasonable,
+ If you had pleased to have defended it
+ With any terms of zeal, wanted the modesty
+ To urge the thing held as a ceremony?
+ Nerissa teaches me what to believe:
+ I'll die for't but some woman had the ring.
+
+BASSANIO No, by my honour, madam, by my soul,
+ No woman had it, but a civil doctor,
+ Which did refuse three thousand ducats of me
+ And begg'd the ring; the which I did deny him
+ And suffer'd him to go displeased away;
+ Even he that did uphold the very life
+ Of my dear friend. What should I say, sweet lady?
+ I was enforced to send it after him;
+ I was beset with shame and courtesy;
+ My honour would not let ingratitude
+ So much besmear it. Pardon me, good lady;
+ For, by these blessed candles of the night,
+ Had you been there, I think you would have begg'd
+ The ring of me to give the worthy doctor.
+
+PORTIA Let not that doctor e'er come near my house:
+ Since he hath got the jewel that I loved,
+ And that which you did swear to keep for me,
+ I will become as liberal as you;
+ I'll not deny him any thing I have,
+ No, not my body nor my husband's bed:
+ Know him I shall, I am well sure of it:
+ Lie not a night from home; watch me like Argus:
+ If you do not, if I be left alone,
+ Now, by mine honour, which is yet mine own,
+ I'll have that doctor for my bedfellow.
+
+NERISSA And I his clerk; therefore be well advised
+ How you do leave me to mine own protection.
+
+GRATIANO Well, do you so; let not me take him, then;
+ For if I do, I'll mar the young clerk's pen.
+
+ANTONIO I am the unhappy subject of these quarrels.
+
+PORTIA Sir, grieve not you; you are welcome notwithstanding.
+
+BASSANIO Portia, forgive me this enforced wrong;
+ And, in the hearing of these many friends,
+ I swear to thee, even by thine own fair eyes,
+ Wherein I see myself--
+
+PORTIA Mark you but that!
+ In both my eyes he doubly sees himself;
+ In each eye, one: swear by your double self,
+ And there's an oath of credit.
+
+BASSANIO Nay, but hear me:
+ Pardon this fault, and by my soul I swear
+ I never more will break an oath with thee.
+
+ANTONIO I once did lend my body for his wealth;
+ Which, but for him that had your husband's ring,
+ Had quite miscarried: I dare be bound again,
+ My soul upon the forfeit, that your lord
+ Will never more break faith advisedly.
+
+PORTIA Then you shall be his surety. Give him this
+ And bid him keep it better than the other.
+
+ANTONIO Here, Lord Bassanio; swear to keep this ring.
+
+BASSANIO By heaven, it is the same I gave the doctor!
+
+PORTIA I had it of him: pardon me, Bassanio;
+ For, by this ring, the doctor lay with me.
+
+NERISSA And pardon me, my gentle Gratiano;
+ For that same scrubbed boy, the doctor's clerk,
+ In lieu of this last night did lie with me.
+
+GRATIANO Why, this is like the mending of highways
+ In summer, where the ways are fair enough:
+ What, are we cuckolds ere we have deserved it?
+
+PORTIA Speak not so grossly. You are all amazed:
+ Here is a letter; read it at your leisure;
+ It comes from Padua, from Bellario:
+ There you shall find that Portia was the doctor,
+ Nerissa there her clerk: Lorenzo here
+ Shall witness I set forth as soon as you
+ And even but now return'd; I have not yet
+ Enter'd my house. Antonio, you are welcome;
+ And I have better news in store for you
+ Than you expect: unseal this letter soon;
+ There you shall find three of your argosies
+ Are richly come to harbour suddenly:
+ You shall not know by what strange accident
+ I chanced on this letter.
+
+ANTONIO I am dumb.
+
+BASSANIO Were you the doctor and I knew you not?
+
+GRATIANO Were you the clerk that is to make me cuckold?
+
+NERISSA Ay, but the clerk that never means to do it,
+ Unless he live until he be a man.
+
+BASSANIO Sweet doctor, you shall be my bed-fellow:
+ When I am absent, then lie with my wife.
+
+ANTONIO Sweet lady, you have given me life and living;
+ For here I read for certain that my ships
+ Are safely come to road.
+
+PORTIA How now, Lorenzo!
+ My clerk hath some good comforts too for you.
+
+NERISSA Ay, and I'll give them him without a fee.
+ There do I give to you and Jessica,
+ From the rich Jew, a special deed of gift,
+ After his death, of all he dies possess'd of.
+
+LORENZO Fair ladies, you drop manna in the way
+ Of starved people.
+
+PORTIA It is almost morning,
+ And yet I am sure you are not satisfied
+ Of these events at full. Let us go in;
+ And charge us there upon inter'gatories,
+ And we will answer all things faithfully.
+
+GRATIANO Let it be so: the first inter'gatory
+ That my Nerissa shall be sworn on is,
+ Whether till the next night she had rather stay,
+ Or go to bed now, being two hours to day:
+ But were the day come, I should wish it dark,
+ That I were couching with the doctor's clerk.
+ Well, while I live I'll fear no other thing
+ So sore as keeping safe Nerissa's ring.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+SIR JOHN FALSTAFF (FALSTAFF:)
+
+FENTON a gentleman.
+
+SHALLOW a country justice.
+
+SLENDER cousin to Shallow.
+
+
+FORD |
+ | two gentlemen dwelling at Windsor.
+PAGE |
+
+
+WILLIAM PAGE a boy, son to Page.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS a Welsh parson.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS a French physician.
+
+ Host of the Garter Inn. (Host:)
+
+
+BARDOLPH |
+ |
+PISTOL | sharpers attending on Falstaff.
+ |
+NYM |
+
+
+ROBIN page to Falstaff.
+
+SIMPLE servant to Slender.
+
+RUGBY servant to Doctor Caius.
+
+MISTRESS FORD:
+
+MISTRESS PAGE:
+
+ANNE PAGE her daughter.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY servant to Doctor Caius.
+
+ Servants to Page, Ford, &c.
+ (Servant:)
+ (First Servant:)
+ (Second Servant:)
+
+
+SCENE Windsor, and the neighbourhood.
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Windsor. Before PAGE's house.
+
+
+ [Enter SHALLOW, SLENDER, and SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+SHALLOW Sir Hugh, persuade me not; I will make a Star-
+ chamber matter of it: if he were twenty Sir John
+ Falstaffs, he shall not abuse Robert Shallow, esquire.
+
+SLENDER In the county of Gloucester, justice of peace and
+ 'Coram.'
+
+SHALLOW Ay, cousin Slender, and 'Custalourum.
+
+SLENDER Ay, and 'Rato-lorum' too; and a gentleman born,
+ master parson; who writes himself 'Armigero,' in any
+ bill, warrant, quittance, or obligation, 'Armigero.'
+
+SHALLOW Ay, that I do; and have done any time these three
+ hundred years.
+
+SLENDER All his successors gone before him hath done't; and
+ all his ancestors that come after him may: they may
+ give the dozen white luces in their coat.
+
+SHALLOW It is an old coat.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS The dozen white louses do become an old coat well;
+ it agrees well, passant; it is a familiar beast to
+ man, and signifies love.
+
+SHALLOW The luce is the fresh fish; the salt fish is an old coat.
+
+SLENDER I may quarter, coz.
+
+SHALLOW You may, by marrying.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS It is marring indeed, if he quarter it.
+
+SHALLOW Not a whit.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Yes, py'r lady; if he has a quarter of your coat,
+ there is but three skirts for yourself, in my
+ simple conjectures: but that is all one. If Sir
+ John Falstaff have committed disparagements unto
+ you, I am of the church, and will be glad to do my
+ benevolence to make atonements and compremises
+ between you.
+
+SHALLOW The council shall bear it; it is a riot.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS It is not meet the council hear a riot; there is no
+ fear of Got in a riot: the council, look you, shall
+ desire to hear the fear of Got, and not to hear a
+ riot; take your vizaments in that.
+
+SHALLOW Ha! o' my life, if I were young again, the sword
+ should end it.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS It is petter that friends is the sword, and end it:
+ and there is also another device in my prain, which
+ peradventure prings goot discretions with it: there
+ is Anne Page, which is daughter to Master Thomas
+ Page, which is pretty virginity.
+
+SLENDER Mistress Anne Page? She has brown hair, and speaks
+ small like a woman.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS It is that fery person for all the orld, as just as
+ you will desire; and seven hundred pounds of moneys,
+ and gold and silver, is her grandsire upon his
+ death's-bed--Got deliver to a joyful resurrections!
+ --give, when she is able to overtake seventeen years
+ old: it were a goot motion if we leave our pribbles
+ and prabbles, and desire a marriage between Master
+ Abraham and Mistress Anne Page.
+
+SLENDER Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred pound?
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Ay, and her father is make her a petter penny.
+
+SLENDER I know the young gentlewoman; she has good gifts.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Seven hundred pounds and possibilities is goot gifts.
+
+SHALLOW Well, let us see honest Master Page. Is Falstaff there?
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Shall I tell you a lie? I do despise a liar as I do
+ despise one that is false, or as I despise one that
+ is not true. The knight, Sir John, is there; and, I
+ beseech you, be ruled by your well-willers. I will
+ peat the door for Master Page.
+
+ [Knocks]
+
+ What, hoa! Got pless your house here!
+
+PAGE [Within] Who's there?
+
+ [Enter PAGE]
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Here is Got's plessing, and your friend, and Justice
+ Shallow; and here young Master Slender, that
+ peradventures shall tell you another tale, if
+ matters grow to your likings.
+
+PAGE I am glad to see your worships well.
+ I thank you for my venison, Master Shallow.
+
+SHALLOW Master Page, I am glad to see you: much good do it
+ your good heart! I wished your venison better; it
+ was ill killed. How doth good Mistress Page?--and I
+ thank you always with my heart, la! with my heart.
+
+PAGE Sir, I thank you.
+
+SHALLOW Sir, I thank you; by yea and no, I do.
+
+PAGE I am glad to see you, good Master Slender.
+
+SLENDER How does your fallow greyhound, sir? I heard say he
+ was outrun on Cotsall.
+
+PAGE It could not be judged, sir.
+
+SLENDER You'll not confess, you'll not confess.
+
+SHALLOW That he will not. 'Tis your fault, 'tis your fault;
+ 'tis a good dog.
+
+PAGE A cur, sir.
+
+SHALLOW Sir, he's a good dog, and a fair dog: can there be
+ more said? he is good and fair. Is Sir John
+ Falstaff here?
+
+PAGE Sir, he is within; and I would I could do a good
+ office between you.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS It is spoke as a Christians ought to speak.
+
+SHALLOW He hath wronged me, Master Page.
+
+PAGE Sir, he doth in some sort confess it.
+
+SHALLOW If it be confessed, it is not redress'd: is not that
+ so, Master Page? He hath wronged me; indeed he
+ hath, at a word, he hath, believe me: Robert
+ Shallow, esquire, saith, he is wronged.
+
+PAGE Here comes Sir John.
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF, BARDOLPH, NYM, and PISTOL]
+
+FALSTAFF Now, Master Shallow, you'll complain of me to the king?
+
+SHALLOW Knight, you have beaten my men, killed my deer, and
+ broke open my lodge.
+
+FALSTAFF But not kissed your keeper's daughter?
+
+SHALLOW Tut, a pin! this shall be answered.
+
+FALSTAFF I will answer it straight; I have done all this.
+ That is now answered.
+
+SHALLOW The council shall know this.
+
+FALSTAFF 'Twere better for you if it were known in counsel:
+ you'll be laughed at.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Pauca verba, Sir John; goot worts.
+
+FALSTAFF Good worts! good cabbage. Slender, I broke your
+ head: what matter have you against me?
+
+SLENDER Marry, sir, I have matter in my head against you;
+ and against your cony-catching rascals, Bardolph,
+ Nym, and Pistol.
+
+BARDOLPH You Banbury cheese!
+
+SLENDER Ay, it is no matter.
+
+PISTOL How now, Mephostophilus!
+
+SLENDER Ay, it is no matter.
+
+NYM Slice, I say! pauca, pauca: slice! that's my humour.
+
+SLENDER Where's Simple, my man? Can you tell, cousin?
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Peace, I pray you. Now let us understand. There is
+ three umpires in this matter, as I understand; that
+ is, Master Page, fidelicet Master Page; and there is
+ myself, fidelicet myself; and the three party is,
+ lastly and finally, mine host of the Garter.
+
+PAGE We three, to hear it and end it between them.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Fery goot: I will make a prief of it in my note-
+ book; and we will afterwards ork upon the cause with
+ as great discreetly as we can.
+
+FALSTAFF Pistol!
+
+PISTOL He hears with ears.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS The tevil and his tam! what phrase is this, 'He
+ hears with ear'? why, it is affectations.
+
+FALSTAFF Pistol, did you pick Master Slender's purse?
+
+SLENDER Ay, by these gloves, did he, or I would I might
+ never come in mine own great chamber again else, of
+ seven groats in mill-sixpences, and two Edward
+ shovel-boards, that cost me two shilling and two
+ pence apiece of Yead Miller, by these gloves.
+
+FALSTAFF Is this true, Pistol?
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS No; it is false, if it is a pick-purse.
+
+PISTOL Ha, thou mountain-foreigner! Sir John and Master mine,
+ I combat challenge of this latten bilbo.
+ Word of denial in thy labras here!
+ Word of denial: froth and scum, thou liest!
+
+SLENDER By these gloves, then, 'twas he.
+
+NYM Be avised, sir, and pass good humours: I will say
+ 'marry trap' with you, if you run the nuthook's
+ humour on me; that is the very note of it.
+
+SLENDER By this hat, then, he in the red face had it; for
+ though I cannot remember what I did when you made me
+ drunk, yet I am not altogether an ass.
+
+FALSTAFF What say you, Scarlet and John?
+
+BARDOLPH Why, sir, for my part I say the gentleman had drunk
+ himself out of his five sentences.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS It is his five senses: fie, what the ignorance is!
+
+BARDOLPH And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashiered; and
+ so conclusions passed the careires.
+
+SLENDER Ay, you spake in Latin then too; but 'tis no
+ matter: I'll ne'er be drunk whilst I live again,
+ but in honest, civil, godly company, for this trick:
+ if I be drunk, I'll be drunk with those that have
+ the fear of God, and not with drunken knaves.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS So Got udge me, that is a virtuous mind.
+
+FALSTAFF You hear all these matters denied, gentlemen; you hear it.
+
+ [Enter ANNE PAGE, with wine; MISTRESS FORD
+ and MISTRESS PAGE, following]
+
+PAGE Nay, daughter, carry the wine in; we'll drink within.
+
+ [Exit ANNE PAGE]
+
+SLENDER O heaven! this is Mistress Anne Page.
+
+PAGE How now, Mistress Ford!
+
+FALSTAFF Mistress Ford, by my troth, you are very well met:
+ by your leave, good mistress.
+
+ [Kisses her]
+
+PAGE Wife, bid these gentlemen welcome. Come, we have a
+ hot venison pasty to dinner: come, gentlemen, I hope
+ we shall drink down all unkindness.
+
+ [Exeunt all except SHALLOW, SLENDER, and SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+SLENDER I had rather than forty shillings I had my Book of
+ Songs and Sonnets here.
+
+ [Enter SIMPLE]
+
+ How now, Simple! where have you been? I must wait
+ on myself, must I? You have not the Book of Riddles
+ about you, have you?
+
+SIMPLE Book of Riddles! why, did you not lend it to Alice
+ Shortcake upon All-hallowmas last, a fortnight
+ afore Michaelmas?
+
+SHALLOW Come, coz; come, coz; we stay for you. A word with
+ you, coz; marry, this, coz: there is, as 'twere, a
+ tender, a kind of tender, made afar off by Sir Hugh
+ here. Do you understand me?
+
+SLENDER Ay, sir, you shall find me reasonable; if it be so,
+ I shall do that that is reason.
+
+SHALLOW Nay, but understand me.
+
+SLENDER So I do, sir.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Give ear to his motions, Master Slender: I will
+ description the matter to you, if you be capacity of it.
+
+SLENDER Nay, I will do as my cousin Shallow says: I pray
+ you, pardon me; he's a justice of peace in his
+ country, simple though I stand here.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS But that is not the question: the question is
+ concerning your marriage.
+
+SHALLOW Ay, there's the point, sir.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Marry, is it; the very point of it; to Mistress Anne Page.
+
+SLENDER Why, if it be so, I will marry her upon any
+ reasonable demands.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS But can you affection the 'oman? Let us command to
+ know that of your mouth or of your lips; for divers
+ philosophers hold that the lips is parcel of the
+ mouth. Therefore, precisely, can you carry your
+ good will to the maid?
+
+SHALLOW Cousin Abraham Slender, can you love her?
+
+SLENDER I hope, sir, I will do as it shall become one that
+ would do reason.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Nay, Got's lords and his ladies! you must speak
+ possitable, if you can carry her your desires
+ towards her.
+
+SHALLOW That you must. Will you, upon good dowry, marry her?
+
+SLENDER I will do a greater thing than that, upon your
+ request, cousin, in any reason.
+
+SHALLOW Nay, conceive me, conceive me, sweet coz: what I do
+ is to pleasure you, coz. Can you love the maid?
+
+SLENDER I will marry her, sir, at your request: but if there
+ be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may
+ decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are
+ married and have more occasion to know one another;
+ I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt:
+ but if you say, 'Marry her,' I will marry her; that
+ I am freely dissolved, and dissolutely.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS It is a fery discretion answer; save the fall is in
+ the ort 'dissolutely:' the ort is, according to our
+ meaning, 'resolutely:' his meaning is good.
+
+SHALLOW Ay, I think my cousin meant well.
+
+SLENDER Ay, or else I would I might be hanged, la!
+
+SHALLOW Here comes fair Mistress Anne.
+
+ [Re-enter ANNE PAGE]
+
+ Would I were young for your sake, Mistress Anne!
+
+ANNE PAGE The dinner is on the table; my father desires your
+ worships' company.
+
+SHALLOW I will wait on him, fair Mistress Anne.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Od's plessed will! I will not be absence at the grace.
+
+ [Exeunt SHALLOW and SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+ANNE PAGE Will't please your worship to come in, sir?
+
+SLENDER No, I thank you, forsooth, heartily; I am very well.
+
+ANNE PAGE The dinner attends you, sir.
+
+SLENDER I am not a-hungry, I thank you, forsooth. Go,
+ sirrah, for all you are my man, go wait upon my
+ cousin Shallow.
+
+ [Exit SIMPLE]
+
+ A justice of peace sometimes may be beholding to his
+ friend for a man. I keep but three men and a boy
+ yet, till my mother be dead: but what though? Yet I
+ live like a poor gentleman born.
+
+ANNE PAGE I may not go in without your worship: they will not
+ sit till you come.
+
+SLENDER I' faith, I'll eat nothing; I thank you as much as
+ though I did.
+
+ANNE PAGE I pray you, sir, walk in.
+
+SLENDER I had rather walk here, I thank you. I bruised
+ my shin th' other day with playing at sword and
+ dagger with a master of fence; three veneys for a
+ dish of stewed prunes; and, by my troth, I cannot
+ abide the smell of hot meat since. Why do your
+ dogs bark so? be there bears i' the town?
+
+ANNE PAGE I think there are, sir; I heard them talked of.
+
+SLENDER I love the sport well but I shall as soon quarrel at
+ it as any man in England. You are afraid, if you see
+ the bear loose, are you not?
+
+ANNE PAGE Ay, indeed, sir.
+
+SLENDER That's meat and drink to me, now. I have seen
+ Sackerson loose twenty times, and have taken him by
+ the chain; but, I warrant you, the women have so
+ cried and shrieked at it, that it passed: but women,
+ indeed, cannot abide 'em; they are very ill-favored
+ rough things.
+
+ [Re-enter PAGE]
+
+PAGE Come, gentle Master Slender, come; we stay for you.
+
+SLENDER I'll eat nothing, I thank you, sir.
+
+PAGE By cock and pie, you shall not choose, sir! come, come.
+
+SLENDER Nay, pray you, lead the way.
+
+PAGE Come on, sir.
+
+SLENDER Mistress Anne, yourself shall go first.
+
+ANNE PAGE Not I, sir; pray you, keep on.
+
+SLENDER I'll rather be unmannerly than troublesome.
+ You do yourself wrong, indeed, la!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same.
+
+
+ [Enter SIR HUGH EVANS and SIMPLE]
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Go your ways, and ask of Doctor Caius' house which
+ is the way: and there dwells one Mistress Quickly,
+ which is in the manner of his nurse, or his dry
+ nurse, or his cook, or his laundry, his washer, and
+ his wringer.
+
+SIMPLE Well, sir.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Nay, it is petter yet. Give her this letter; for it
+ is a 'oman that altogether's acquaintance with
+ Mistress Anne Page: and the letter is, to desire
+ and require her to solicit your master's desires to
+ Mistress Anne Page. I pray you, be gone: I will
+ make an end of my dinner; there's pippins and cheese to come.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III A room in the Garter Inn.
+
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF, Host, BARDOLPH, NYM, PISTOL,
+ and ROBIN]
+
+FALSTAFF Mine host of the Garter!
+
+Host What says my bully-rook? speak scholarly and wisely.
+
+FALSTAFF Truly, mine host, I must turn away some of my
+ followers.
+
+Host Discard, bully Hercules; cashier: let them wag; trot, trot.
+
+FALSTAFF I sit at ten pounds a week.
+
+Host Thou'rt an emperor, Caesar, Keisar, and Pheezar. I
+ will entertain Bardolph; he shall draw, he shall
+ tap: said I well, bully Hector?
+
+FALSTAFF Do so, good mine host.
+
+Host I have spoke; let him follow.
+
+ [To BARDOLPH]
+
+ Let me see thee froth and lime: I am at a word; follow.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FALSTAFF Bardolph, follow him. A tapster is a good trade:
+ an old cloak makes a new jerkin; a withered
+ serving-man a fresh tapster. Go; adieu.
+
+BARDOLPH It is a life that I have desired: I will thrive.
+
+PISTOL O base Hungarian wight! wilt thou the spigot wield?
+
+ [Exit BARDOLPH]
+
+NYM He was gotten in drink: is not the humour conceited?
+
+FALSTAFF I am glad I am so acquit of this tinderbox: his
+ thefts were too open; his filching was like an
+ unskilful singer; he kept not time.
+
+NYM The good humour is to steal at a minute's rest.
+
+PISTOL 'Convey,' the wise it call. 'Steal!' foh! a fico
+ for the phrase!
+
+FALSTAFF Well, sirs, I am almost out at heels.
+
+PISTOL Why, then, let kibes ensue.
+
+FALSTAFF There is no remedy; I must cony-catch; I must shift.
+
+PISTOL Young ravens must have food.
+
+FALSTAFF Which of you know Ford of this town?
+
+PISTOL I ken the wight: he is of substance good.
+
+FALSTAFF My honest lads, I will tell you what I am about.
+
+PISTOL Two yards, and more.
+
+FALSTAFF No quips now, Pistol! Indeed, I am in the waist two
+ yards about; but I am now about no waste; I am about
+ thrift. Briefly, I do mean to make love to Ford's
+ wife: I spy entertainment in her; she discourses,
+ she carves, she gives the leer of invitation: I
+ can construe the action of her familiar style; and
+ the hardest voice of her behavior, to be Englished
+ rightly, is, 'I am Sir John Falstaff's.'
+
+PISTOL He hath studied her will, and translated her will,
+ out of honesty into English.
+
+NYM The anchor is deep: will that humour pass?
+
+FALSTAFF Now, the report goes she has all the rule of her
+ husband's purse: he hath a legion of angels.
+
+PISTOL As many devils entertain; and 'To her, boy,' say I.
+
+NYM The humour rises; it is good: humour me the angels.
+
+FALSTAFF I have writ me here a letter to her: and here
+ another to Page's wife, who even now gave me good
+ eyes too, examined my parts with most judicious
+ oeillades; sometimes the beam of her view gilded my
+ foot, sometimes my portly belly.
+
+PISTOL Then did the sun on dunghill shine.
+
+NYM I thank thee for that humour.
+
+FALSTAFF O, she did so course o'er my exteriors with such a
+ greedy intention, that the appetite of her eye did
+ seem to scorch me up like a burning-glass! Here's
+ another letter to her: she bears the purse too; she
+ is a region in Guiana, all gold and bounty. I will
+ be cheater to them both, and they shall be
+ exchequers to me; they shall be my East and West
+ Indies, and I will trade to them both. Go bear thou
+ this letter to Mistress Page; and thou this to
+ Mistress Ford: we will thrive, lads, we will thrive.
+
+PISTOL Shall I Sir Pandarus of Troy become,
+ And by my side wear steel? then, Lucifer take all!
+
+NYM I will run no base humour: here, take the
+ humour-letter: I will keep the havior of reputation.
+
+FALSTAFF [To ROBIN] Hold, sirrah, bear you these letters tightly;
+ Sail like my pinnace to these golden shores.
+ Rogues, hence, avaunt! vanish like hailstones, go;
+ Trudge, plod away o' the hoof; seek shelter, pack!
+ Falstaff will learn the humour of the age,
+ French thrift, you rogues; myself and skirted page.
+
+ [Exeunt FALSTAFF and ROBIN]
+
+PISTOL Let vultures gripe thy guts! for gourd and fullam holds,
+ And high and low beguiles the rich and poor:
+ Tester I'll have in pouch when thou shalt lack,
+ Base Phrygian Turk!
+
+NYM I have operations which be humours of revenge.
+
+PISTOL Wilt thou revenge?
+
+NYM By welkin and her star!
+
+PISTOL With wit or steel?
+
+NYM With both the humours, I:
+ I will discuss the humour of this love to Page.
+
+PISTOL And I to Ford shall eke unfold
+ How Falstaff, varlet vile,
+ His dove will prove, his gold will hold,
+ And his soft couch defile.
+
+NYM My humour shall not cool: I will incense Page to
+ deal with poison; I will possess him with
+ yellowness, for the revolt of mine is dangerous:
+ that is my true humour.
+
+PISTOL Thou art the Mars of malecontents: I second thee; troop on.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A room in DOCTOR CAIUS' house.
+
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY, SIMPLE, and RUGBY]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY What, John Rugby! I pray thee, go to the casement,
+ and see if you can see my master, Master Doctor
+ Caius, coming. If he do, i' faith, and find any
+ body in the house, here will be an old abusing of
+ God's patience and the king's English.
+
+RUGBY I'll go watch.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Go; and we'll have a posset for't soon at night, in
+ faith, at the latter end of a sea-coal fire.
+
+ [Exit RUGBY]
+
+ An honest, willing, kind fellow, as ever servant
+ shall come in house withal, and, I warrant you, no
+ tell-tale nor no breed-bate: his worst fault is,
+ that he is given to prayer; he is something peevish
+ that way: but nobody but has his fault; but let
+ that pass. Peter Simple, you say your name is?
+
+SIMPLE Ay, for fault of a better.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY And Master Slender's your master?
+
+SIMPLE Ay, forsooth.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Does he not wear a great round beard, like a
+ glover's paring-knife?
+
+SIMPLE No, forsooth: he hath but a little wee face, with a
+ little yellow beard, a Cain-coloured beard.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY A softly-sprighted man, is he not?
+
+SIMPLE Ay, forsooth: but he is as tall a man of his hands
+ as any is between this and his head; he hath fought
+ with a warrener.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY How say you? O, I should remember him: does he not
+ hold up his head, as it were, and strut in his gait?
+
+SIMPLE Yes, indeed, does he.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Well, heaven send Anne Page no worse fortune! Tell
+ Master Parson Evans I will do what I can for your
+ master: Anne is a good girl, and I wish--
+
+ [Re-enter RUGBY]
+
+RUGBY Out, alas! here comes my master.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY We shall all be shent. Run in here, good young man;
+ go into this closet: he will not stay long.
+
+ [Shuts SIMPLE in the closet]
+
+ What, John Rugby! John! what, John, I say!
+ Go, John, go inquire for my master; I doubt
+ he be not well, that he comes not home.
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ And down, down, adown-a, &c.
+
+ [Enter DOCTOR CAIUS]
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Vat is you sing? I do not like des toys. Pray you,
+ go and vetch me in my closet un boitier vert, a box,
+ a green-a box: do intend vat I speak? a green-a box.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Ay, forsooth; I'll fetch it you.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ I am glad he went not in himself: if he had found
+ the young man, he would have been horn-mad.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Fe, fe, fe, fe! ma foi, il fait fort chaud. Je
+ m'en vais a la cour--la grande affaire.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Is it this, sir?
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Oui; mette le au mon pocket: depeche, quickly. Vere
+ is dat knave Rugby?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY What, John Rugby! John!
+
+RUGBY Here, sir!
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS You are John Rugby, and you are Jack Rugby. Come,
+ take-a your rapier, and come after my heel to the court.
+
+RUGBY 'Tis ready, sir, here in the porch.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By my trot, I tarry too long. Od's me!
+ Qu'ai-j'oublie! dere is some simples in my closet,
+ dat I vill not for the varld I shall leave behind.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Ay me, he'll find the young man here, and be mad!
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS O diable, diable! vat is in my closet? Villain! larron!
+
+ [Pulling SIMPLE out]
+
+ Rugby, my rapier!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Good master, be content.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Wherefore shall I be content-a?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY The young man is an honest man.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS What shall de honest man do in my closet? dere is
+ no honest man dat shall come in my closet.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY I beseech you, be not so phlegmatic. Hear the truth
+ of it: he came of an errand to me from Parson Hugh.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Vell.
+
+SIMPLE Ay, forsooth; to desire her to--
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Peace, I pray you.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Peace-a your tongue. Speak-a your tale.
+
+SIMPLE To desire this honest gentlewoman, your maid, to
+ speak a good word to Mistress Anne Page for my
+ master in the way of marriage.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY This is all, indeed, la! but I'll ne'er put my
+ finger in the fire, and need not.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Sir Hugh send-a you? Rugby, baille me some paper.
+ Tarry you a little-a while.
+
+ [Writes]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY [Aside to SIMPLE] I am glad he is so quiet: if he
+ had been thoroughly moved, you should have heard him
+ so loud and so melancholy. But notwithstanding,
+ man, I'll do you your master what good I can: and
+ the very yea and the no is, the French doctor, my
+ master,--I may call him my master, look you, for I
+ keep his house; and I wash, wring, brew, bake,
+ scour, dress meat and drink, make the beds and do
+ all myself,--
+
+SIMPLE [Aside to MISTRESS QUICKLY] 'Tis a great charge to
+ come under one body's hand.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY [Aside to SIMPLE] Are you avised o' that? you
+ shall find it a great charge: and to be up early
+ and down late; but notwithstanding,--to tell you in
+ your ear; I would have no words of it,--my master
+ himself is in love with Mistress Anne Page: but
+ notwithstanding that, I know Anne's mind,--that's
+ neither here nor there.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS You jack'nape, give-a this letter to Sir Hugh; by
+ gar, it is a shallenge: I will cut his troat in dee
+ park; and I will teach a scurvy jack-a-nape priest
+ to meddle or make. You may be gone; it is not good
+ you tarry here. By gar, I will cut all his two
+ stones; by gar, he shall not have a stone to throw
+ at his dog:
+
+ [Exit SIMPLE]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Alas, he speaks but for his friend.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS It is no matter-a ver dat: do not you tell-a me
+ dat I shall have Anne Page for myself? By gar, I
+ vill kill de Jack priest; and I have appointed mine
+ host of de Jarteer to measure our weapon. By gar, I
+ will myself have Anne Page.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Sir, the maid loves you, and all shall be well. We
+ must give folks leave to prate: what, the good-jer!
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Rugby, come to the court with me. By gar, if I have
+ not Anne Page, I shall turn your head out of my
+ door. Follow my heels, Rugby.
+
+ [Exeunt DOCTOR CAIUS and RUGBY]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY You shall have An fool's-head of your own. No, I
+ know Anne's mind for that: never a woman in Windsor
+ knows more of Anne's mind than I do; nor can do more
+ than I do with her, I thank heaven.
+
+FENTON [Within] Who's within there? ho!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Who's there, I trow! Come near the house, I pray you.
+
+ [Enter FENTON]
+
+FENTON How now, good woman? how dost thou?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY The better that it pleases your good worship to ask.
+
+FENTON What news? how does pretty Mistress Anne?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY In truth, sir, and she is pretty, and honest, and
+ gentle; and one that is your friend, I can tell you
+ that by the way; I praise heaven for it.
+
+FENTON Shall I do any good, thinkest thou? shall I not lose my suit?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Troth, sir, all is in his hands above: but
+ notwithstanding, Master Fenton, I'll be sworn on a
+ book, she loves you. Have not your worship a wart
+ above your eye?
+
+FENTON Yes, marry, have I; what of that?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Well, thereby hangs a tale: good faith, it is such
+ another Nan; but, I detest, an honest maid as ever
+ broke bread: we had an hour's talk of that wart. I
+ shall never laugh but in that maid's company! But
+ indeed she is given too much to allicholy and
+ musing: but for you--well, go to.
+
+FENTON Well, I shall see her to-day. Hold, there's money
+ for thee; let me have thy voice in my behalf: if
+ thou seest her before me, commend me.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Will I? i'faith, that we will; and I will tell your
+ worship more of the wart the next time we have
+ confidence; and of other wooers.
+
+FENTON Well, farewell; I am in great haste now.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Farewell to your worship.
+
+ [Exit FENTON]
+
+ Truly, an honest gentleman: but Anne loves him not;
+ for I know Anne's mind as well as another does. Out
+ upon't! what have I forgot?
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before PAGE'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS PAGE, with a letter]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE What, have I scaped love-letters in the holiday-
+ time of my beauty, and am I now a subject for them?
+ Let me see.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'Ask me no reason why I love you; for though
+ Love use Reason for his physician, he admits him
+ not for his counsellor. You are not young, no more
+ am I; go to then, there's sympathy: you are merry,
+ so am I; ha, ha! then there's more sympathy: you
+ love sack, and so do I; would you desire better
+ sympathy? Let it suffice thee, Mistress Page,--at
+ the least, if the love of soldier can suffice,--
+ that I love thee. I will not say, pity me; 'tis
+ not a soldier-like phrase: but I say, love me. By me,
+ Thine own true knight,
+ By day or night,
+ Or any kind of light,
+ With all his might
+ For thee to fight, JOHN FALSTAFF'
+ What a Herod of Jewry is this! O wicked
+ world! One that is well-nigh worn to pieces with
+ age to show himself a young gallant! What an
+ unweighed behavior hath this Flemish drunkard
+ picked--with the devil's name!--out of my
+ conversation, that he dares in this manner assay me?
+ Why, he hath not been thrice in my company! What
+ should I say to him? I was then frugal of my
+ mirth: Heaven forgive me! Why, I'll exhibit a bill
+ in the parliament for the putting down of men. How
+ shall I be revenged on him? for revenged I will be,
+ as sure as his guts are made of puddings.
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS FORD]
+
+MISTRESS FORD Mistress Page! trust me, I was going to your house.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE And, trust me, I was coming to you. You look very
+ ill.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Nay, I'll ne'er believe that; I have to show to the contrary.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Faith, but you do, in my mind.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Well, I do then; yet I say I could show you to the
+ contrary. O Mistress Page, give me some counsel!
+
+MISTRESS PAGE What's the matter, woman?
+
+MISTRESS FORD O woman, if it were not for one trifling respect, I
+ could come to such honour!
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Hang the trifle, woman! take the honour. What is
+ it? dispense with trifles; what is it?
+
+MISTRESS FORD If I would but go to hell for an eternal moment or so,
+ I could be knighted.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE What? thou liest! Sir Alice Ford! These knights
+ will hack; and so thou shouldst not alter the
+ article of thy gentry.
+
+MISTRESS FORD We burn daylight: here, read, read; perceive how I
+ might be knighted. I shall think the worse of fat
+ men, as long as I have an eye to make difference of
+ men's liking: and yet he would not swear; praised
+ women's modesty; and gave such orderly and
+ well-behaved reproof to all uncomeliness, that I
+ would have sworn his disposition would have gone to
+ the truth of his words; but they do no more adhere
+ and keep place together than the Hundredth Psalm to
+ the tune of 'Green Sleeves.' What tempest, I trow,
+ threw this whale, with so many tuns of oil in his
+ belly, ashore at Windsor? How shall I be revenged
+ on him? I think the best way were to entertain him
+ with hope, till the wicked fire of lust have melted
+ him in his own grease. Did you ever hear the like?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Letter for letter, but that the name of Page and
+ Ford differs! To thy great comfort in this mystery
+ of ill opinions, here's the twin-brother of thy
+ letter: but let thine inherit first; for, I
+ protest, mine never shall. I warrant he hath a
+ thousand of these letters, writ with blank space for
+ different names--sure, more,--and these are of the
+ second edition: he will print them, out of doubt;
+ for he cares not what he puts into the press, when
+ he would put us two. I had rather be a giantess,
+ and lie under Mount Pelion. Well, I will find you
+ twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Why, this is the very same; the very hand, the very
+ words. What doth he think of us?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Nay, I know not: it makes me almost ready to
+ wrangle with mine own honesty. I'll entertain
+ myself like one that I am not acquainted withal;
+ for, sure, unless he know some strain in me, that I
+ know not myself, he would never have boarded me in this fury.
+
+MISTRESS FORD 'Boarding,' call you it? I'll be sure to keep him
+ above deck.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE So will I if he come under my hatches, I'll never
+ to sea again. Let's be revenged on him: let's
+ appoint him a meeting; give him a show of comfort in
+ his suit and lead him on with a fine-baited delay,
+ till he hath pawned his horses to mine host of the Garter.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Nay, I will consent to act any villany against him,
+ that may not sully the chariness of our honesty. O,
+ that my husband saw this letter! it would give
+ eternal food to his jealousy.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Why, look where he comes; and my good man too: he's
+ as far from jealousy as I am from giving him cause;
+ and that I hope is an unmeasurable distance.
+
+MISTRESS FORD You are the happier woman.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Let's consult together against this greasy knight.
+ Come hither.
+
+ [They retire]
+
+ [Enter FORD with PISTOL, and PAGE with NYM]
+
+FORD Well, I hope it be not so.
+
+PISTOL Hope is a curtal dog in some affairs:
+ Sir John affects thy wife.
+
+FORD Why, sir, my wife is not young.
+
+PISTOL He wooes both high and low, both rich and poor,
+ Both young and old, one with another, Ford;
+ He loves the gallimaufry: Ford, perpend.
+
+FORD Love my wife!
+
+PISTOL With liver burning hot. Prevent, or go thou,
+ Like Sir Actaeon he, with Ringwood at thy heels:
+ O, odious is the name!
+
+FORD What name, sir?
+
+PISTOL The horn, I say. Farewell.
+ Take heed, have open eye, for thieves do foot by night:
+ Take heed, ere summer comes or cuckoo-birds do sing.
+ Away, Sir Corporal Nym!
+ Believe it, Page; he speaks sense.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FORD [Aside] I will be patient; I will find out this.
+
+NYM [To PAGE] And this is true; I like not the humour
+ of lying. He hath wronged me in some humours: I
+ should have borne the humoured letter to her; but I
+ have a sword and it shall bite upon my necessity.
+ He loves your wife; there's the short and the long.
+ My name is Corporal Nym; I speak and I avouch; 'tis
+ true: my name is Nym and Falstaff loves your wife.
+ Adieu. I love not the humour of bread and cheese,
+ and there's the humour of it. Adieu.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PAGE 'The humour of it,' quoth a'! here's a fellow
+ frights English out of his wits.
+
+FORD I will seek out Falstaff.
+
+PAGE I never heard such a drawling, affecting rogue.
+
+FORD If I do find it: well.
+
+PAGE I will not believe such a Cataian, though the priest
+ o' the town commended him for a true man.
+
+FORD 'Twas a good sensible fellow: well.
+
+PAGE How now, Meg!
+
+ [MISTRESS PAGE and MISTRESS FORD come forward]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Whither go you, George? Hark you.
+
+MISTRESS FORD How now, sweet Frank! why art thou melancholy?
+
+FORD I melancholy! I am not melancholy. Get you home, go.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Faith, thou hast some crotchets in thy head. Now,
+ will you go, Mistress Page?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Have with you. You'll come to dinner, George.
+
+ [Aside to MISTRESS FORD]
+
+ Look who comes yonder: she shall be our messenger
+ to this paltry knight.
+
+MISTRESS FORD [Aside to MISTRESS PAGE] Trust me, I thought on her:
+ she'll fit it.
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE You are come to see my daughter Anne?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Ay, forsooth; and, I pray, how does good Mistress Anne?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Go in with us and see: we have an hour's talk with
+ you.
+
+ [Exeunt MISTRESS PAGE, MISTRESS FORD, and MISTRESS QUICKLY]
+
+PAGE How now, Master Ford!
+
+FORD You heard what this knave told me, did you not?
+
+PAGE Yes: and you heard what the other told me?
+
+FORD Do you think there is truth in them?
+
+PAGE Hang 'em, slaves! I do not think the knight would
+ offer it: but these that accuse him in his intent
+ towards our wives are a yoke of his discarded men;
+ very rogues, now they be out of service.
+
+FORD Were they his men?
+
+PAGE Marry, were they.
+
+FORD I like it never the better for that. Does he lie at
+ the Garter?
+
+PAGE Ay, marry, does he. If he should intend this voyage
+ towards my wife, I would turn her loose to him; and
+ what he gets more of her than sharp words, let it
+ lie on my head.
+
+FORD I do not misdoubt my wife; but I would be loath to
+ turn them together. A man may be too confident: I
+ would have nothing lie on my head: I cannot be thus satisfied.
+
+PAGE Look where my ranting host of the Garter comes:
+ there is either liquor in his pate or money in his
+ purse when he looks so merrily.
+
+ [Enter Host]
+
+ How now, mine host!
+
+Host How now, bully-rook! thou'rt a gentleman.
+ Cavaleiro-justice, I say!
+
+ [Enter SHALLOW]
+
+SHALLOW I follow, mine host, I follow. Good even and
+ twenty, good Master Page! Master Page, will you go
+ with us? we have sport in hand.
+
+Host Tell him, cavaleiro-justice; tell him, bully-rook.
+
+SHALLOW Sir, there is a fray to be fought between Sir Hugh
+ the Welsh priest and Caius the French doctor.
+
+FORD Good mine host o' the Garter, a word with you.
+
+ [Drawing him aside]
+
+Host What sayest thou, my bully-rook?
+
+SHALLOW [To PAGE] Will you go with us to behold it? My
+ merry host hath had the measuring of their weapons;
+ and, I think, hath appointed them contrary places;
+ for, believe me, I hear the parson is no jester.
+ Hark, I will tell you what our sport shall be.
+
+ [They converse apart]
+
+Host Hast thou no suit against my knight, my
+ guest-cavaleire?
+
+FORD None, I protest: but I'll give you a pottle of
+ burnt sack to give me recourse to him and tell him
+ my name is Brook; only for a jest.
+
+Host My hand, bully; thou shalt have egress and regress;
+ --said I well?--and thy name shall be Brook. It is
+ a merry knight. Will you go, An-heires?
+
+SHALLOW Have with you, mine host.
+
+PAGE I have heard the Frenchman hath good skill in
+ his rapier.
+
+SHALLOW Tut, sir, I could have told you more. In these times
+ you stand on distance, your passes, stoccadoes, and
+ I know not what: 'tis the heart, Master Page; 'tis
+ here, 'tis here. I have seen the time, with my long
+ sword I would have made you four tall fellows skip like rats.
+
+Host Here, boys, here, here! shall we wag?
+
+PAGE Have with you. I would rather hear them scold than fight.
+
+ [Exeunt Host, SHALLOW, and PAGE]
+
+FORD Though Page be a secure fool, an stands so firmly
+ on his wife's frailty, yet I cannot put off my
+ opinion so easily: she was in his company at Page's
+ house; and what they made there, I know not. Well,
+ I will look further into't: and I have a disguise
+ to sound Falstaff. If I find her honest, I lose not
+ my labour; if she be otherwise, 'tis labour well bestowed.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II A room in the Garter Inn.
+
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF and PISTOL]
+
+
+FALSTAFF I will not lend thee a penny.
+
+PISTOL Why, then the world's mine oyster.
+ Which I with sword will open.
+
+FALSTAFF Not a penny. I have been content, sir, you should
+ lay my countenance to pawn; I have grated upon my
+ good friends for three reprieves for you and your
+ coach-fellow Nym; or else you had looked through
+ the grate, like a geminy of baboons. I am damned in
+ hell for swearing to gentlemen my friends, you were
+ good soldiers and tall fellows; and when Mistress
+ Bridget lost the handle of her fan, I took't upon
+ mine honour thou hadst it not.
+
+PISTOL Didst not thou share? hadst thou not fifteen pence?
+
+FALSTAFF Reason, you rogue, reason: thinkest thou I'll
+ endanger my soul gratis? At a word, hang no more
+ about me, I am no gibbet for you. Go. A short knife
+ and a throng! To your manor of Pickt-hatch! Go.
+ You'll not bear a letter for me, you rogue! you
+ stand upon your honour! Why, thou unconfinable
+ baseness, it is as much as I can do to keep the
+ terms of my honour precise: I, I, I myself
+ sometimes, leaving the fear of God on the left hand
+ and hiding mine honour in my necessity, am fain to
+ shuffle, to hedge and to lurch; and yet you, rogue,
+ will ensconce your rags, your cat-a-mountain
+ looks, your red-lattice phrases, and your
+ bold-beating oaths, under the shelter of your
+ honour! You will not do it, you!
+
+PISTOL I do relent: what would thou more of man?
+
+ [Enter ROBIN]
+
+ROBIN Sir, here's a woman would speak with you.
+
+FALSTAFF Let her approach.
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Give your worship good morrow.
+
+FALSTAFF Good morrow, good wife.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Not so, an't please your worship.
+
+FALSTAFF Good maid, then.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY I'll be sworn,
+ As my mother was, the first hour I was born.
+
+FALSTAFF I do believe the swearer. What with me?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Shall I vouchsafe your worship a word or two?
+
+FALSTAFF Two thousand, fair woman: and I'll vouchsafe thee
+ the hearing.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY There is one Mistress Ford, sir:--I pray, come a
+ little nearer this ways:--I myself dwell with master
+ Doctor Caius,--
+
+FALSTAFF Well, on: Mistress Ford, you say,--
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Your worship says very true: I pray your worship,
+ come a little nearer this ways.
+
+FALSTAFF I warrant thee, nobody hears; mine own people, mine
+ own people.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Are they so? God bless them and make them his servants!
+
+FALSTAFF Well, Mistress Ford; what of her?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Why, sir, she's a good creature. Lord Lord! your
+ worship's a wanton! Well, heaven forgive you and all
+ of us, I pray!
+
+FALSTAFF Mistress Ford; come, Mistress Ford,--
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Marry, this is the short and the long of it; you
+ have brought her into such a canaries as 'tis
+ wonderful. The best courtier of them all, when the
+ court lay at Windsor, could never have brought her
+ to such a canary. Yet there has been knights, and
+ lords, and gentlemen, with their coaches, I warrant
+ you, coach after coach, letter after letter, gift
+ after gift; smelling so sweetly, all musk, and so
+ rushling, I warrant you, in silk and gold; and in
+ such alligant terms; and in such wine and sugar of
+ the best and the fairest, that would have won any
+ woman's heart; and, I warrant you, they could never
+ get an eye-wink of her: I had myself twenty angels
+ given me this morning; but I defy all angels, in
+ any such sort, as they say, but in the way of
+ honesty: and, I warrant you, they could never get
+ her so much as sip on a cup with the proudest of
+ them all: and yet there has been earls, nay, which
+ is more, pensioners; but, I warrant you, all is one with her.
+
+FALSTAFF But what says she to me? be brief, my good
+ she-Mercury.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Marry, she hath received your letter, for the which
+ she thanks you a thousand times; and she gives you
+ to notify that her husband will be absence from his
+ house between ten and eleven.
+
+FALSTAFF Ten and eleven?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Ay, forsooth; and then you may come and see the
+ picture, she says, that you wot of: Master Ford,
+ her husband, will be from home. Alas! the sweet
+ woman leads an ill life with him: he's a very
+ jealousy man: she leads a very frampold life with
+ him, good heart.
+
+FALSTAFF Ten and eleven. Woman, commend me to her; I will
+ not fail her.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Why, you say well. But I have another messenger to
+ your worship. Mistress Page hath her hearty
+ commendations to you too: and let me tell you in
+ your ear, she's as fartuous a civil modest wife, and
+ one, I tell you, that will not miss you morning nor
+ evening prayer, as any is in Windsor, whoe'er be the
+ other: and she bade me tell your worship that her
+ husband is seldom from home; but she hopes there
+ will come a time. I never knew a woman so dote upon
+ a man: surely I think you have charms, la; yes, in truth.
+
+FALSTAFF Not I, I assure thee: setting the attractions of my
+ good parts aside I have no other charms.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Blessing on your heart for't!
+
+FALSTAFF But, I pray thee, tell me this: has Ford's wife and
+ Page's wife acquainted each other how they love me?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY That were a jest indeed! they have not so little
+ grace, I hope: that were a trick indeed! but
+ Mistress Page would desire you to send her your
+ little page, of all loves: her husband has a
+ marvellous infection to the little page; and truly
+ Master Page is an honest man. Never a wife in
+ Windsor leads a better life than she does: do what
+ she will, say what she will, take all, pay all, go
+ to bed when she list, rise when she list, all is as
+ she will: and truly she deserves it; for if there
+ be a kind woman in Windsor, she is one. You must
+ send her your page; no remedy.
+
+FALSTAFF Why, I will.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Nay, but do so, then: and, look you, he may come and
+ go between you both; and in any case have a
+ nay-word, that you may know one another's mind, and
+ the boy never need to understand any thing; for
+ 'tis not good that children should know any
+ wickedness: old folks, you know, have discretion,
+ as they say, and know the world.
+
+FALSTAFF Fare thee well: commend me to them both: there's
+ my purse; I am yet thy debtor. Boy, go along with
+ this woman.
+
+ [Exeunt MISTRESS QUICKLY and ROBIN]
+
+ This news distracts me!
+
+PISTOL This punk is one of Cupid's carriers:
+ Clap on more sails; pursue; up with your fights:
+ Give fire: she is my prize, or ocean whelm them all!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FALSTAFF Sayest thou so, old Jack? go thy ways; I'll make
+ more of thy old body than I have done. Will they
+ yet look after thee? Wilt thou, after the expense
+ of so much money, be now a gainer? Good body, I
+ thank thee. Let them say 'tis grossly done; so it be
+ fairly done, no matter.
+
+ [Enter BARDOLPH]
+
+BARDOLPH Sir John, there's one Master Brook below would fain
+ speak with you, and be acquainted with you; and hath
+ sent your worship a morning's draught of sack.
+
+FALSTAFF Brook is his name?
+
+BARDOLPH Ay, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF Call him in.
+
+ [Exit BARDOLPH]
+
+ Such Brooks are welcome to me, that o'erflow such
+ liquor. Ah, ha! Mistress Ford and Mistress Page
+ have I encompassed you? go to; via!
+
+ [Re-enter BARDOLPH, with FORD disguised]
+
+FORD Bless you, sir!
+
+FALSTAFF And you, sir! Would you speak with me?
+
+FORD I make bold to press with so little preparation upon
+ you.
+
+FALSTAFF You're welcome. What's your will? Give us leave, drawer.
+
+ [Exit BARDOLPH]
+
+FORD Sir, I am a gentleman that have spent much; my name is Brook.
+
+FALSTAFF Good Master Brook, I desire more acquaintance of you.
+
+FORD Good Sir John, I sue for yours: not to charge you;
+ for I must let you understand I think myself in
+ better plight for a lender than you are: the which
+ hath something embolden'd me to this unseasoned
+ intrusion; for they say, if money go before, all
+ ways do lie open.
+
+FALSTAFF Money is a good soldier, sir, and will on.
+
+FORD Troth, and I have a bag of money here troubles me:
+ if you will help to bear it, Sir John, take all, or
+ half, for easing me of the carriage.
+
+FALSTAFF Sir, I know not how I may deserve to be your porter.
+
+FORD I will tell you, sir, if you will give me the hearing.
+
+FALSTAFF Speak, good Master Brook: I shall be glad to be
+ your servant.
+
+FORD Sir, I hear you are a scholar,--I will be brief
+ with you,--and you have been a man long known to me,
+ though I had never so good means, as desire, to make
+ myself acquainted with you. I shall discover a
+ thing to you, wherein I must very much lay open mine
+ own imperfection: but, good Sir John, as you have
+ one eye upon my follies, as you hear them unfolded,
+ turn another into the register of your own; that I
+ may pass with a reproof the easier, sith you
+ yourself know how easy it is to be such an offender.
+
+FALSTAFF Very well, sir; proceed.
+
+FORD There is a gentlewoman in this town; her husband's
+ name is Ford.
+
+FALSTAFF Well, sir.
+
+FORD I have long loved her, and, I protest to you,
+ bestowed much on her; followed her with a doting
+ observance; engrossed opportunities to meet her;
+ fee'd every slight occasion that could but niggardly
+ give me sight of her; not only bought many presents
+ to give her, but have given largely to many to know
+ what she would have given; briefly, I have pursued
+ her as love hath pursued me; which hath been on the
+ wing of all occasions. But whatsoever I have
+ merited, either in my mind or, in my means, meed,
+ I am sure, I have received none; unless experience
+ be a jewel that I have purchased at an infinite
+ rate, and that hath taught me to say this:
+
+ 'Love like a shadow flies when substance love pursues;
+ Pursuing that that flies, and flying what pursues.'
+
+FALSTAFF Have you received no promise of satisfaction at her hands?
+
+FORD Never.
+
+FALSTAFF Have you importuned her to such a purpose?
+
+FORD Never.
+
+FALSTAFF Of what quality was your love, then?
+
+FORD Like a fair house built on another man's ground; so
+ that I have lost my edifice by mistaking the place
+ where I erected it.
+
+FALSTAFF To what purpose have you unfolded this to me?
+
+FORD When I have told you that, I have told you all.
+ Some say, that though she appear honest to me, yet in
+ other places she enlargeth her mirth so far that
+ there is shrewd construction made of her. Now, Sir
+ John, here is the heart of my purpose: you are a
+ gentleman of excellent breeding, admirable
+ discourse, of great admittance, authentic in your
+ place and person, generally allowed for your many
+ war-like, court-like, and learned preparations.
+
+FALSTAFF O, sir!
+
+FORD Believe it, for you know it. There is money; spend
+ it, spend it; spend more; spend all I have; only
+ give me so much of your time in exchange of it, as
+ to lay an amiable siege to the honesty of this
+ Ford's wife: use your art of wooing; win her to
+ consent to you: if any man may, you may as soon as
+ any.
+
+FALSTAFF Would it apply well to the vehemency of your
+ affection, that I should win what you would enjoy?
+ Methinks you prescribe to yourself very preposterously.
+
+FORD O, understand my drift. She dwells so securely on
+ the excellency of her honour, that the folly of my
+ soul dares not present itself: she is too bright to
+ be looked against. Now, could I could come to her
+ with any detection in my hand, my desires had
+ instance and argument to commend themselves: I
+ could drive her then from the ward of her purity,
+ her reputation, her marriage-vow, and a thousand
+ other her defences, which now are too too strongly
+ embattled against me. What say you to't, Sir John?
+
+FALSTAFF Master Brook, I will first make bold with your
+ money; next, give me your hand; and last, as I am a
+ gentleman, you shall, if you will, enjoy Ford's wife.
+
+FORD O good sir!
+
+FALSTAFF I say you shall.
+
+FORD Want no money, Sir John; you shall want none.
+
+FALSTAFF Want no Mistress Ford, Master Brook; you shall want
+ none. I shall be with her, I may tell you, by her
+ own appointment; even as you came in to me, her
+ assistant or go-between parted from me: I say I
+ shall be with her between ten and eleven; for at
+ that time the jealous rascally knave her husband
+ will be forth. Come you to me at night; you shall
+ know how I speed.
+
+FORD I am blest in your acquaintance. Do you know Ford,
+ sir?
+
+FALSTAFF Hang him, poor cuckoldly knave! I know him not:
+ yet I wrong him to call him poor; they say the
+ jealous wittolly knave hath masses of money; for the
+ which his wife seems to me well-favored. I will
+ use her as the key of the cuckoldly rogue's coffer;
+ and there's my harvest-home.
+
+FORD I would you knew Ford, sir, that you might avoid him
+ if you saw him.
+
+FALSTAFF Hang him, mechanical salt-butter rogue! I will
+ stare him out of his wits; I will awe him with my
+ cudgel: it shall hang like a meteor o'er the
+ cuckold's horns. Master Brook, thou shalt know I
+ will predominate over the peasant, and thou shalt
+ lie with his wife. Come to me soon at night.
+ Ford's a knave, and I will aggravate his style;
+ thou, Master Brook, shalt know him for knave and
+ cuckold. Come to me soon at night.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FORD What a damned Epicurean rascal is this! My heart is
+ ready to crack with impatience. Who says this is
+ improvident jealousy? my wife hath sent to him; the
+ hour is fixed; the match is made. Would any man
+ have thought this? See the hell of having a false
+ woman! My bed shall be abused, my coffers
+ ransacked, my reputation gnawn at; and I shall not
+ only receive this villanous wrong, but stand under
+ the adoption of abominable terms, and by him that
+ does me this wrong. Terms! names! Amaimon sounds
+ well; Lucifer, well; Barbason, well; yet they are
+ devils' additions, the names of fiends: but
+ Cuckold! Wittol!--Cuckold! the devil himself hath
+ not such a name. Page is an ass, a secure ass: he
+ will trust his wife; he will not be jealous. I will
+ rather trust a Fleming with my butter, Parson Hugh
+ the Welshman with my cheese, an Irishman with my
+ aqua-vitae bottle, or a thief to walk my ambling
+ gelding, than my wife with herself; then she plots,
+ then she ruminates, then she devises; and what they
+ think in their hearts they may effect, they will
+ break their hearts but they will effect. God be
+ praised for my jealousy! Eleven o'clock the hour.
+ I will prevent this, detect my wife, be revenged on
+ Falstaff, and laugh at Page. I will about it;
+ better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
+ Fie, fie, fie! cuckold! cuckold! cuckold!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III A field near Windsor.
+
+
+ [Enter DOCTOR CAIUS and RUGBY]
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Jack Rugby!
+
+RUGBY Sir?
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Vat is de clock, Jack?
+
+RUGBY 'Tis past the hour, sir, that Sir Hugh promised to meet.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, he has save his soul, dat he is no come; he
+ has pray his Pible well, dat he is no come: by gar,
+ Jack Rugby, he is dead already, if he be come.
+
+RUGBY He is wise, sir; he knew your worship would kill
+ him, if he came.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, de herring is no dead so as I vill kill him.
+ Take your rapier, Jack; I vill tell you how I vill kill him.
+
+RUGBY Alas, sir, I cannot fence.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Villany, take your rapier.
+
+RUGBY Forbear; here's company.
+
+ [Enter Host, SHALLOW, SLENDER, and PAGE]
+
+Host Bless thee, bully doctor!
+
+SHALLOW Save you, Master Doctor Caius!
+
+PAGE Now, good master doctor!
+
+SLENDER Give you good morrow, sir.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Vat be all you, one, two, tree, four, come for?
+
+Host To see thee fight, to see thee foin, to see thee
+ traverse; to see thee here, to see thee there; to
+ see thee pass thy punto, thy stock, thy reverse, thy
+ distance, thy montant. Is he dead, my Ethiopian? is
+ he dead, my Francisco? ha, bully! What says my
+ AEsculapius? my Galen? my heart of elder? ha! is
+ he dead, bully stale? is he dead?
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, he is de coward Jack priest of de vorld; he
+ is not show his face.
+
+Host Thou art a Castalion-King-Urinal. Hector of Greece, my boy!
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS I pray you, bear vitness that me have stay six or
+ seven, two, tree hours for him, and he is no come.
+
+SHALLOW He is the wiser man, master doctor: he is a curer of
+ souls, and you a curer of bodies; if you should
+ fight, you go against the hair of your professions.
+ Is it not true, Master Page?
+
+PAGE Master Shallow, you have yourself been a great
+ fighter, though now a man of peace.
+
+SHALLOW Bodykins, Master Page, though I now be old and of
+ the peace, if I see a sword out, my finger itches to
+ make one. Though we are justices and doctors and
+ churchmen, Master Page, we have some salt of our
+ youth in us; we are the sons of women, Master Page.
+
+PAGE 'Tis true, Master Shallow.
+
+SHALLOW It will be found so, Master Page. Master Doctor
+ Caius, I am come to fetch you home. I am sworn of
+ the peace: you have showed yourself a wise
+ physician, and Sir Hugh hath shown himself a wise
+ and patient churchman. You must go with me, master doctor.
+
+Host Pardon, guest-justice. A word, Mounseur Mockwater.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Mock-vater! vat is dat?
+
+Host Mock-water, in our English tongue, is valour, bully.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, den, I have as mush mock-vater as de
+ Englishman. Scurvy jack-dog priest! by gar, me
+ vill cut his ears.
+
+Host He will clapper-claw thee tightly, bully.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Clapper-de-claw! vat is dat?
+
+Host That is, he will make thee amends.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, me do look he shall clapper-de-claw me;
+ for, by gar, me vill have it.
+
+Host And I will provoke him to't, or let him wag.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Me tank you for dat.
+
+Host And, moreover, bully,--but first, master guest, and
+ Master Page, and eke Cavaleiro Slender, go you
+ through the town to Frogmore.
+
+ [Aside to them]
+
+PAGE Sir Hugh is there, is he?
+
+Host He is there: see what humour he is in; and I will
+ bring the doctor about by the fields. Will it do well?
+
+SHALLOW We will do it.
+
+
+PAGE |
+ |
+SHALLOW | Adieu, good master doctor.
+ |
+SLENDER |
+
+
+ [Exeunt PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER]
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, me vill kill de priest; for he speak for a
+ jack-an-ape to Anne Page.
+
+Host Let him die: sheathe thy impatience, throw cold
+ water on thy choler: go about the fields with me
+ through Frogmore: I will bring thee where Mistress
+ Anne Page is, at a farm-house a-feasting; and thou
+ shalt woo her. Cried I aim? said I well?
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, me dank you for dat: by gar, I love you;
+ and I shall procure-a you de good guest, de earl,
+ de knight, de lords, de gentlemen, my patients.
+
+Host For the which I will be thy adversary toward Anne
+ Page. Said I well?
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, 'tis good; vell said.
+
+Host Let us wag, then.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Come at my heels, Jack Rugby.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I A field near Frogmore.
+
+
+ [Enter SIR HUGH EVANS and SIMPLE]
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS I pray you now, good master Slender's serving-man,
+ and friend Simple by your name, which way have you
+ looked for Master Caius, that calls himself doctor of physic?
+
+SIMPLE Marry, sir, the pittie-ward, the park-ward, every
+ way; old Windsor way, and every way but the town
+ way.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS I most fehemently desire you you will also look that
+ way.
+
+SIMPLE I will, sir.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS 'Pless my soul, how full of chollors I am, and
+ trempling of mind! I shall be glad if he have
+ deceived me. How melancholies I am! I will knog
+ his urinals about his knave's costard when I have
+ good opportunities for the ork. 'Pless my soul!
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ To shallow rivers, to whose falls
+ Melodious birds sings madrigals;
+ There will we make our peds of roses,
+ And a thousand fragrant posies.
+ To shallow--
+
+ Mercy on me! I have a great dispositions to cry.
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ Melodious birds sing madrigals--
+ When as I sat in Pabylon--
+ And a thousand vagram posies.
+ To shallow &c.
+
+ [Re-enter SIMPLE]
+
+SIMPLE Yonder he is coming, this way, Sir Hugh.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS He's welcome.
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ To shallow rivers, to whose falls-
+ Heaven prosper the right! What weapons is he?
+
+SIMPLE No weapons, sir. There comes my master, Master
+ Shallow, and another gentleman, from Frogmore, over
+ the stile, this way.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Pray you, give me my gown; or else keep it in your arms.
+
+ [Enter PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER]
+
+SHALLOW How now, master Parson! Good morrow, good Sir Hugh.
+ Keep a gamester from the dice, and a good student
+ from his book, and it is wonderful.
+
+SLENDER [Aside] Ah, sweet Anne Page!
+
+PAGE 'Save you, good Sir Hugh!
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS 'Pless you from his mercy sake, all of you!
+
+SHALLOW What, the sword and the word! do you study them
+ both, master parson?
+
+PAGE And youthful still! in your doublet and hose this
+ raw rheumatic day!
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS There is reasons and causes for it.
+
+PAGE We are come to you to do a good office, master parson.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Fery well: what is it?
+
+PAGE Yonder is a most reverend gentleman, who, belike
+ having received wrong by some person, is at most
+ odds with his own gravity and patience that ever you
+ saw.
+
+SHALLOW I have lived fourscore years and upward; I never
+ heard a man of his place, gravity and learning, so
+ wide of his own respect.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS What is he?
+
+PAGE I think you know him; Master Doctor Caius, the
+ renowned French physician.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Got's will, and his passion of my heart! I had as
+ lief you would tell me of a mess of porridge.
+
+PAGE Why?
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS He has no more knowledge in Hibocrates and Galen,
+ --and he is a knave besides; a cowardly knave as you
+ would desires to be acquainted withal.
+
+PAGE I warrant you, he's the man should fight with him.
+
+SHALLOW [Aside] O sweet Anne Page!
+
+SHALLOW It appears so by his weapons. Keep them asunder:
+ here comes Doctor Caius.
+
+ [Enter Host, DOCTOR CAIUS, and RUGBY]
+
+PAGE Nay, good master parson, keep in your weapon.
+
+SHALLOW So do you, good master doctor.
+
+Host Disarm them, and let them question: let them keep
+ their limbs whole and hack our English.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS I pray you, let-a me speak a word with your ear.
+ Vherefore vill you not meet-a me?
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS [Aside to DOCTOR CAIUS] Pray you, use your patience:
+ in good time.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, you are de coward, de Jack dog, John ape.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS [Aside to DOCTOR CAIUS] Pray you let us not be
+ laughing-stocks to other men's humours; I desire you
+ in friendship, and I will one way or other make you amends.
+
+ [Aloud]
+
+ I will knog your urinals about your knave's cockscomb
+ for missing your meetings and appointments.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Diable! Jack Rugby,--mine host de Jarteer,--have I
+ not stay for him to kill him? have I not, at de place
+ I did appoint?
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS As I am a Christians soul now, look you, this is the
+ place appointed: I'll be judgement by mine host of
+ the Garter.
+
+Host Peace, I say, Gallia and Gaul, French and Welsh,
+ soul-curer and body-curer!
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Ay, dat is very good; excellent.
+
+Host Peace, I say! hear mine host of the Garter. Am I
+ politic? am I subtle? am I a Machiavel? Shall I
+ lose my doctor? no; he gives me the potions and the
+ motions. Shall I lose my parson, my priest, my Sir
+ Hugh? no; he gives me the proverbs and the
+ no-verbs. Give me thy hand, terrestrial; so. Give me
+ thy hand, celestial; so. Boys of art, I have
+ deceived you both; I have directed you to wrong
+ places: your hearts are mighty, your skins are
+ whole, and let burnt sack be the issue. Come, lay
+ their swords to pawn. Follow me, lads of peace;
+ follow, follow, follow.
+
+SHALLOW Trust me, a mad host. Follow, gentlemen, follow.
+
+SLENDER [Aside] O sweet Anne Page!
+
+ [Exeunt SHALLOW, SLENDER, PAGE, and Host]
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Ha, do I perceive dat? have you make-a de sot of
+ us, ha, ha?
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS This is well; he has made us his vlouting-stog. I
+ desire you that we may be friends; and let us knog
+ our prains together to be revenge on this same
+ scall, scurvy cogging companion, the host of the Garter.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, with all my heart. He promise to bring me
+ where is Anne Page; by gar, he deceive me too.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Well, I will smite his noddles. Pray you, follow.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II A street.
+
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS PAGE and ROBIN]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Nay, keep your way, little gallant; you were wont to
+ be a follower, but now you are a leader. Whether
+ had you rather lead mine eyes, or eye your master's heels?
+
+ROBIN I had rather, forsooth, go before you like a man
+ than follow him like a dwarf.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE O, you are a flattering boy: now I see you'll be a courtier.
+
+ [Enter FORD]
+
+FORD Well met, Mistress Page. Whither go you?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Truly, sir, to see your wife. Is she at home?
+
+FORD Ay; and as idle as she may hang together, for want
+ of company. I think, if your husbands were dead,
+ you two would marry.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Be sure of that,--two other husbands.
+
+FORD Where had you this pretty weather-cock?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my
+ husband had him of. What do you call your knight's
+ name, sirrah?
+
+ROBIN Sir John Falstaff.
+
+FORD Sir John Falstaff!
+
+MISTRESS PAGE He, he; I can never hit on's name. There is such a
+ league between my good man and he! Is your wife at
+ home indeed?
+
+FORD Indeed she is.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE By your leave, sir: I am sick till I see her.
+
+ [Exeunt MISTRESS PAGE and ROBIN]
+
+FORD Has Page any brains? hath he any eyes? hath he any
+ thinking? Sure, they sleep; he hath no use of them.
+ Why, this boy will carry a letter twenty mile, as
+ easy as a cannon will shoot point-blank twelve
+ score. He pieces out his wife's inclination; he
+ gives her folly motion and advantage: and now she's
+ going to my wife, and Falstaff's boy with her. A
+ man may hear this shower sing in the wind. And
+ Falstaff's boy with her! Good plots, they are laid;
+ and our revolted wives share damnation together.
+ Well; I will take him, then torture my wife, pluck
+ the borrowed veil of modesty from the so seeming
+ Mistress Page, divulge Page himself for a secure and
+ wilful Actaeon; and to these violent proceedings all
+ my neighbours shall cry aim.
+
+ [Clock heard]
+
+ The clock gives me my cue, and my assurance bids me
+ search: there I shall find Falstaff: I shall be
+ rather praised for this than mocked; for it is as
+ positive as the earth is firm that Falstaff is
+ there: I will go.
+
+ [Enter PAGE, SHALLOW, SLENDER, Host,
+ SIR HUGH EVANS, DOCTOR CAIUS, and RUGBY]
+
+
+SHALLOW |
+ |
+PAGE | Well met, Master Ford.
+ |
+&C |
+
+
+FORD Trust me, a good knot: I have good cheer at home;
+ and I pray you all go with me.
+
+SHALLOW I must excuse myself, Master Ford.
+
+SLENDER And so must I, sir: we have appointed to dine with
+ Mistress Anne, and I would not break with her for
+ more money than I'll speak of.
+
+SHALLOW We have lingered about a match between Anne Page and
+ my cousin Slender, and this day we shall have our answer.
+
+SLENDER I hope I have your good will, father Page.
+
+PAGE You have, Master Slender; I stand wholly for you:
+ but my wife, master doctor, is for you altogether.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Ay, be-gar; and de maid is love-a me: my nursh-a
+ Quickly tell me so mush.
+
+Host What say you to young Master Fenton? he capers, he
+ dances, he has eyes of youth, he writes verses, he
+ speaks holiday, he smells April and May: he will
+ carry't, he will carry't; 'tis in his buttons; he
+ will carry't.
+
+PAGE Not by my consent, I promise you. The gentleman is
+ of no having: he kept company with the wild prince
+ and Poins; he is of too high a region; he knows too
+ much. No, he shall not knit a knot in his fortunes
+ with the finger of my substance: if he take her,
+ let him take her simply; the wealth I have waits on
+ my consent, and my consent goes not that way.
+
+FORD I beseech you heartily, some of you go home with me
+ to dinner: besides your cheer, you shall have
+ sport; I will show you a monster. Master doctor,
+ you shall go; so shall you, Master Page; and you, Sir Hugh.
+
+SHALLOW Well, fare you well: we shall have the freer wooing
+ at Master Page's.
+
+ [Exeunt SHALLOW, and SLENDER]
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Go home, John Rugby; I come anon.
+
+ [Exit RUGBY]
+
+Host Farewell, my hearts: I will to my honest knight
+ Falstaff, and drink canary with him.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FORD [Aside] I think I shall drink in pipe wine first
+ with him; I'll make him dance. Will you go, gentles?
+
+All Have with you to see this monster.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III A room in FORD'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS FORD and MISTRESS PAGE]
+
+MISTRESS FORD What, John! What, Robert!
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Quickly, quickly! is the buck-basket--
+
+MISTRESS FORD I warrant. What, Robin, I say!
+
+ [Enter Servants with a basket]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Come, come, come.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Here, set it down.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Give your men the charge; we must be brief.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Marry, as I told you before, John and Robert, be
+ ready here hard by in the brew-house: and when I
+ suddenly call you, come forth, and without any pause
+ or staggering take this basket on your shoulders:
+ that done, trudge with it in all haste, and carry
+ it among the whitsters in Datchet-mead, and there
+ empty it in the muddy ditch close by the Thames side.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE You will do it?
+
+MISTRESS FORD I ha' told them over and over; they lack no
+ direction. Be gone, and come when you are called.
+
+ [Exeunt Servants]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Here comes little Robin.
+
+ [Enter ROBIN]
+
+MISTRESS FORD How now, my eyas-musket! what news with you?
+
+ROBIN My master, Sir John, is come in at your back-door,
+ Mistress Ford, and requests your company.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE You little Jack-a-Lent, have you been true to us?
+
+ROBIN Ay, I'll be sworn. My master knows not of your
+ being here and hath threatened to put me into
+ everlasting liberty if I tell you of it; for he
+ swears he'll turn me away.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Thou'rt a good boy: this secrecy of thine shall be
+ a tailor to thee and shall make thee a new doublet
+ and hose. I'll go hide me.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Do so. Go tell thy master I am alone.
+
+ [Exit ROBIN]
+
+ Mistress Page, remember you your cue.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE I warrant thee; if I do not act it, hiss me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MISTRESS FORD Go to, then: we'll use this unwholesome humidity,
+ this gross watery pumpion; we'll teach him to know
+ turtles from jays.
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF]
+
+FALSTAFF Have I caught thee, my heavenly jewel? Why, now let
+ me die, for I have lived long enough: this is the
+ period of my ambition: O this blessed hour!
+
+MISTRESS FORD O sweet Sir John!
+
+FALSTAFF Mistress Ford, I cannot cog, I cannot prate,
+ Mistress Ford. Now shall I sin in my wish: I would
+ thy husband were dead: I'll speak it before the
+ best lord; I would make thee my lady.
+
+MISTRESS FORD I your lady, Sir John! alas, I should be a pitiful lady!
+
+FALSTAFF Let the court of France show me such another. I see
+ how thine eye would emulate the diamond: thou hast
+ the right arched beauty of the brow that becomes the
+ ship-tire, the tire-valiant, or any tire of
+ Venetian admittance.
+
+MISTRESS FORD A plain kerchief, Sir John: my brows become nothing
+ else; nor that well neither.
+
+FALSTAFF By the Lord, thou art a traitor to say so: thou
+ wouldst make an absolute courtier; and the firm
+ fixture of thy foot would give an excellent motion
+ to thy gait in a semi-circled farthingale. I see
+ what thou wert, if Fortune thy foe were not, Nature
+ thy friend. Come, thou canst not hide it.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Believe me, there is no such thing in me.
+
+FALSTAFF What made me love thee? let that persuade thee
+ there's something extraordinary in thee. Come, I
+ cannot cog and say thou art this and that, like a
+ many of these lisping hawthorn-buds, that come like
+ women in men's apparel, and smell like Bucklersbury
+ in simple time; I cannot: but I love thee; none
+ but thee; and thou deservest it.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Do not betray me, sir. I fear you love Mistress Page.
+
+FALSTAFF Thou mightst as well say I love to walk by the
+ Counter-gate, which is as hateful to me as the reek
+ of a lime-kiln.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Well, heaven knows how I love you; and you shall one
+ day find it.
+
+FALSTAFF Keep in that mind; I'll deserve it.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Nay, I must tell you, so you do; or else I could not
+ be in that mind.
+
+ROBIN [Within] Mistress Ford, Mistress Ford! here's
+ Mistress Page at the door, sweating and blowing and
+ looking wildly, and would needs speak with you presently.
+
+FALSTAFF She shall not see me: I will ensconce me behind the arras.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Pray you, do so: she's a very tattling woman.
+
+ [FALSTAFF hides himself]
+
+ [Re-enter MISTRESS PAGE and ROBIN]
+
+ What's the matter? how now!
+
+MISTRESS PAGE O Mistress Ford, what have you done? You're shamed,
+ you're overthrown, you're undone for ever!
+
+MISTRESS FORD What's the matter, good Mistress Page?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE O well-a-day, Mistress Ford! having an honest man
+ to your husband, to give him such cause of suspicion!
+
+MISTRESS FORD What cause of suspicion?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE What cause of suspicion! Out pon you! how am I
+ mistook in you!
+
+MISTRESS FORD Why, alas, what's the matter?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Your husband's coming hither, woman, with all the
+ officers in Windsor, to search for a gentleman that
+ he says is here now in the house by your consent, to
+ take an ill advantage of his assence: you are undone.
+
+MISTRESS FORD 'Tis not so, I hope.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Pray heaven it be not so, that you have such a man
+ here! but 'tis most certain your husband's coming,
+ with half Windsor at his heels, to search for such a
+ one. I come before to tell you. If you know
+ yourself clear, why, I am glad of it; but if you
+ have a friend here convey, convey him out. Be not
+ amazed; call all your senses to you; defend your
+ reputation, or bid farewell to your good life for ever.
+
+MISTRESS FORD What shall I do? There is a gentleman my dear
+ friend; and I fear not mine own shame so much as his
+ peril: I had rather than a thousand pound he were
+ out of the house.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE For shame! never stand 'you had rather' and 'you
+ had rather:' your husband's here at hand, bethink
+ you of some conveyance: in the house you cannot
+ hide him. O, how have you deceived me! Look, here
+ is a basket: if he be of any reasonable stature, he
+ may creep in here; and throw foul linen upon him, as
+ if it were going to bucking: or--it is whiting-time
+ --send him by your two men to Datchet-mead.
+
+MISTRESS FORD He's too big to go in there. What shall I do?
+
+FALSTAFF [Coming forward] Let me see't, let me see't, O, let
+ me see't! I'll in, I'll in. Follow your friend's
+ counsel. I'll in.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE What, Sir John Falstaff! Are these your letters, knight?
+
+FALSTAFF I love thee. Help me away. Let me creep in here.
+ I'll never--
+
+ [Gets into the basket; they cover him with foul linen]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Help to cover your master, boy. Call your men,
+ Mistress Ford. You dissembling knight!
+
+MISTRESS FORD What, John! Robert! John!
+
+ [Exit ROBIN]
+
+ [Re-enter Servants]
+
+ Go take up these clothes here quickly. Where's the
+ cowl-staff? look, how you drumble! Carry them to
+ the laundress in Datchet-meat; quickly, come.
+
+ [Enter FORD, PAGE, DOCTOR CAIUS, and SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+FORD Pray you, come near: if I suspect without cause,
+ why then make sport at me; then let me be your jest;
+ I deserve it. How now! whither bear you this?
+
+Servant To the laundress, forsooth.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Why, what have you to do whither they bear it? You
+ were best meddle with buck-washing.
+
+FORD Buck! I would I could wash myself of the buck!
+ Buck, buck, buck! Ay, buck; I warrant you, buck;
+ and of the season too, it shall appear.
+
+ [Exeunt Servants with the basket]
+
+ Gentlemen, I have dreamed to-night; I'll tell you my
+ dream. Here, here, here be my keys: ascend my
+ chambers; search, seek, find out: I'll warrant
+ we'll unkennel the fox. Let me stop this way first.
+
+ [Locking the door]
+
+ So, now uncape.
+
+PAGE Good Master Ford, be contented: you wrong yourself too much.
+
+FORD True, Master Page. Up, gentlemen: you shall see
+ sport anon: follow me, gentlemen.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS This is fery fantastical humours and jealousies.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, 'tis no the fashion of France; it is not
+ jealous in France.
+
+PAGE Nay, follow him, gentlemen; see the issue of his search.
+
+ [Exeunt PAGE, DOCTOR CAIUS, and SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Is there not a double excellency in this?
+
+MISTRESS FORD I know not which pleases me better, that my husband
+ is deceived, or Sir John.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE What a taking was he in when your husband asked who
+ was in the basket!
+
+MISTRESS FORD I am half afraid he will have need of washing; so
+ throwing him into the water will do him a benefit.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Hang him, dishonest rascal! I would all of the same
+ strain were in the same distress.
+
+MISTRESS FORD I think my husband hath some special suspicion of
+ Falstaff's being here; for I never saw him so gross
+ in his jealousy till now.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE I will lay a plot to try that; and we will yet have
+ more tricks with Falstaff: his dissolute disease will
+ scarce obey this medicine.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Shall we send that foolish carrion, Mistress
+ Quickly, to him, and excuse his throwing into the
+ water; and give him another hope, to betray him to
+ another punishment?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE We will do it: let him be sent for to-morrow,
+ eight o'clock, to have amends.
+
+ [Re-enter FORD, PAGE, DOCTOR CAIUS, and
+ SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+FORD I cannot find him: may be the knave bragged of that
+ he could not compass.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE [Aside to MISTRESS FORD] Heard you that?
+
+MISTRESS FORD You use me well, Master Ford, do you?
+
+FORD Ay, I do so.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Heaven make you better than your thoughts!
+
+FORD Amen!
+
+MISTRESS PAGE You do yourself mighty wrong, Master Ford.
+
+FORD Ay, ay; I must bear it.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS If there be any pody in the house, and in the
+ chambers, and in the coffers, and in the presses,
+ heaven forgive my sins at the day of judgment!
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, nor I too: there is no bodies.
+
+PAGE Fie, fie, Master Ford! are you not ashamed? What
+ spirit, what devil suggests this imagination? I
+ would not ha' your distemper in this kind for the
+ wealth of Windsor Castle.
+
+FORD 'Tis my fault, Master Page: I suffer for it.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS You suffer for a pad conscience: your wife is as
+ honest a 'omans as I will desires among five
+ thousand, and five hundred too.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS By gar, I see 'tis an honest woman.
+
+FORD Well, I promised you a dinner. Come, come, walk in
+ the Park: I pray you, pardon me; I will hereafter
+ make known to you why I have done this. Come,
+ wife; come, Mistress Page. I pray you, pardon me;
+ pray heartily, pardon me.
+
+PAGE Let's go in, gentlemen; but, trust me, we'll mock
+ him. I do invite you to-morrow morning to my house
+ to breakfast: after, we'll a-birding together; I
+ have a fine hawk for the bush. Shall it be so?
+
+FORD Any thing.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS If there is one, I shall make two in the company.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS If dere be one or two, I shall make-a the turd.
+
+FORD Pray you, go, Master Page.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS I pray you now, remembrance tomorrow on the lousy
+ knave, mine host.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Dat is good; by gar, with all my heart!
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS A lousy knave, to have his gibes and his mockeries!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A room in PAGE'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter FENTON and ANNE PAGE]
+
+FENTON I see I cannot get thy father's love;
+ Therefore no more turn me to him, sweet Nan.
+
+ANNE PAGE Alas, how then?
+
+FENTON Why, thou must be thyself.
+ He doth object I am too great of birth--,
+ And that, my state being gall'd with my expense,
+ I seek to heal it only by his wealth:
+ Besides these, other bars he lays before me,
+ My riots past, my wild societies;
+ And tells me 'tis a thing impossible
+ I should love thee but as a property.
+
+ANNE PAGE May be he tells you true.
+
+FENTON No, heaven so speed me in my time to come!
+ Albeit I will confess thy father's wealth
+ Was the first motive that I woo'd thee, Anne:
+ Yet, wooing thee, I found thee of more value
+ Than stamps in gold or sums in sealed bags;
+ And 'tis the very riches of thyself
+ That now I aim at.
+
+ANNE PAGE Gentle Master Fenton,
+ Yet seek my father's love; still seek it, sir:
+ If opportunity and humblest suit
+ Cannot attain it, why, then,--hark you hither!
+
+ [They converse apart]
+
+ [Enter SHALLOW, SLENDER, and MISTRESS QUICKLY]
+
+SHALLOW Break their talk, Mistress Quickly: my kinsman shall
+ speak for himself.
+
+SLENDER I'll make a shaft or a bolt on't: 'slid, 'tis but
+ venturing.
+
+SHALLOW Be not dismayed.
+
+SLENDER No, she shall not dismay me: I care not for that,
+ but that I am afeard.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Hark ye; Master Slender would speak a word with you.
+
+ANNE PAGE I come to him.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ This is my father's choice.
+ O, what a world of vile ill-favor'd faults
+ Looks handsome in three hundred pounds a-year!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY And how does good Master Fenton? Pray you, a word with you.
+
+SHALLOW She's coming; to her, coz. O boy, thou hadst a father!
+
+SLENDER I had a father, Mistress Anne; my uncle can tell you
+ good jests of him. Pray you, uncle, tell Mistress
+ Anne the jest, how my father stole two geese out of
+ a pen, good uncle.
+
+SHALLOW Mistress Anne, my cousin loves you.
+
+SLENDER Ay, that I do; as well as I love any woman in
+ Gloucestershire.
+
+SHALLOW He will maintain you like a gentlewoman.
+
+SLENDER Ay, that I will, come cut and long-tail, under the
+ degree of a squire.
+
+SHALLOW He will make you a hundred and fifty pounds jointure.
+
+ANNE PAGE Good Master Shallow, let him woo for himself.
+
+SHALLOW Marry, I thank you for it; I thank you for that good
+ comfort. She calls you, coz: I'll leave you.
+
+ANNE PAGE Now, Master Slender,--
+
+SLENDER Now, good Mistress Anne,--
+
+ANNE PAGE What is your will?
+
+SLENDER My will! 'od's heartlings, that's a pretty jest
+ indeed! I ne'er made my will yet, I thank heaven; I
+ am not such a sickly creature, I give heaven praise.
+
+ANNE PAGE I mean, Master Slender, what would you with me?
+
+SLENDER Truly, for mine own part, I would little or nothing
+ with you. Your father and my uncle hath made
+ motions: if it be my luck, so; if not, happy man be
+ his dole! They can tell you how things go better
+ than I can: you may ask your father; here he comes.
+
+ [Enter PAGE and MISTRESS PAGE]
+
+PAGE Now, Master Slender: love him, daughter Anne.
+ Why, how now! what does Master Fenton here?
+ You wrong me, sir, thus still to haunt my house:
+ I told you, sir, my daughter is disposed of.
+
+FENTON Nay, Master Page, be not impatient.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Good Master Fenton, come not to my child.
+
+PAGE She is no match for you.
+
+FENTON Sir, will you hear me?
+
+PAGE No, good Master Fenton.
+ Come, Master Shallow; come, son Slender, in.
+ Knowing my mind, you wrong me, Master Fenton.
+
+ [Exeunt PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Speak to Mistress Page.
+
+FENTON Good Mistress Page, for that I love your daughter
+ In such a righteous fashion as I do,
+ Perforce, against all cheques, rebukes and manners,
+ I must advance the colours of my love
+ And not retire: let me have your good will.
+
+ANNE PAGE Good mother, do not marry me to yond fool.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE I mean it not; I seek you a better husband.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY That's my master, master doctor.
+
+ANNE PAGE Alas, I had rather be set quick i' the earth
+ And bowl'd to death with turnips!
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Come, trouble not yourself. Good Master Fenton,
+ I will not be your friend nor enemy:
+ My daughter will I question how she loves you,
+ And as I find her, so am I affected.
+ Till then farewell, sir: she must needs go in;
+ Her father will be angry.
+
+FENTON Farewell, gentle mistress: farewell, Nan.
+
+ [Exeunt MISTRESS PAGE and ANNE PAGE]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY This is my doing, now: 'Nay,' said I, 'will you cast
+ away your child on a fool, and a physician? Look on
+ Master Fenton:' this is my doing.
+
+FENTON I thank thee; and I pray thee, once to-night
+ Give my sweet Nan this ring: there's for thy pains.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Now heaven send thee good fortune!
+
+ [Exit FENTON]
+
+ A kind heart he hath: a woman would run through
+ fire and water for such a kind heart. But yet I
+ would my master had Mistress Anne; or I would
+ Master Slender had her; or, in sooth, I would Master
+ Fenton had her; I will do what I can for them all
+ three; for so I have promised, and I'll be as good
+ as my word; but speciously for Master Fenton. Well,
+ I must of another errand to Sir John Falstaff from
+ my two mistresses: what a beast am I to slack it!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V A room in the Garter Inn.
+
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF and BARDOLPH]
+
+FALSTAFF Bardolph, I say,--
+
+BARDOLPH Here, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF Go fetch me a quart of sack; put a toast in't.
+
+ [Exit BARDOLPH]
+
+ Have I lived to be carried in a basket, like a
+ barrow of butcher's offal, and to be thrown in the
+ Thames? Well, if I be served such another trick,
+ I'll have my brains ta'en out and buttered, and give
+ them to a dog for a new-year's gift. The rogues
+ slighted me into the river with as little remorse as
+ they would have drowned a blind bitch's puppies,
+ fifteen i' the litter: and you may know by my size
+ that I have a kind of alacrity in sinking; if the
+ bottom were as deep as hell, I should down. I had
+ been drowned, but that the shore was shelvy and
+ shallow,--a death that I abhor; for the water swells
+ a man; and what a thing should I have been when I
+ had been swelled! I should have been a mountain of mummy.
+
+ [Re-enter BARDOLPH with sack]
+
+BARDOLPH Here's Mistress Quickly, sir, to speak with you.
+
+FALSTAFF Let me pour in some sack to the Thames water; for my
+ belly's as cold as if I had swallowed snowballs for
+ pills to cool the reins. Call her in.
+
+BARDOLPH Come in, woman!
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY By your leave; I cry you mercy: give your worship
+ good morrow.
+
+FALSTAFF Take away these chalices. Go brew me a pottle of
+ sack finely.
+
+BARDOLPH With eggs, sir?
+
+FALSTAFF Simple of itself; I'll no pullet-sperm in my brewage.
+
+ [Exit BARDOLPH]
+ How now!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Marry, sir, I come to your worship from Mistress Ford.
+
+FALSTAFF Mistress Ford! I have had ford enough; I was thrown
+ into the ford; I have my belly full of ford.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Alas the day! good heart, that was not her fault:
+ she does so take on with her men; they mistook their erection.
+
+FALSTAFF So did I mine, to build upon a foolish woman's promise.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Well, she laments, sir, for it, that it would yearn
+ your heart to see it. Her husband goes this morning
+ a-birding; she desires you once more to come to her
+ between eight and nine: I must carry her word
+ quickly: she'll make you amends, I warrant you.
+
+FALSTAFF Well, I will visit her: tell her so; and bid her
+ think what a man is: let her consider his frailty,
+ and then judge of my merit.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY I will tell her.
+
+FALSTAFF Do so. Between nine and ten, sayest thou?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Eight and nine, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF Well, be gone: I will not miss her.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Peace be with you, sir.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FALSTAFF I marvel I hear not of Master Brook; he sent me word
+ to stay within: I like his money well. O, here he comes.
+
+ [Enter FORD]
+
+FORD Bless you, sir!
+
+FALSTAFF Now, master Brook, you come to know what hath passed
+ between me and Ford's wife?
+
+FORD That, indeed, Sir John, is my business.
+
+FALSTAFF Master Brook, I will not lie to you: I was at her
+ house the hour she appointed me.
+
+FORD And sped you, sir?
+
+FALSTAFF Very ill-favoredly, Master Brook.
+
+FORD How so, sir? Did she change her determination?
+
+FALSTAFF No, Master Brook; but the peaking Cornuto her
+ husband, Master Brook, dwelling in a continual
+ 'larum of jealousy, comes me in the instant of our
+ encounter, after we had embraced, kissed, protested,
+ and, as it were, spoke the prologue of our comedy;
+ and at his heels a rabble of his companions, thither
+ provoked and instigated by his distemper, and,
+ forsooth, to search his house for his wife's love.
+
+FORD What, while you were there?
+
+FALSTAFF While I was there.
+
+FORD And did he search for you, and could not find you?
+
+FALSTAFF You shall hear. As good luck would have it, comes
+ in one Mistress Page; gives intelligence of Ford's
+ approach; and, in her invention and Ford's wife's
+ distraction, they conveyed me into a buck-basket.
+
+FORD A buck-basket!
+
+FALSTAFF By the Lord, a buck-basket! rammed me in with foul
+ shirts and smocks, socks, foul stockings, greasy
+ napkins; that, Master Brook, there was the rankest
+ compound of villanous smell that ever offended nostril.
+
+FORD And how long lay you there?
+
+FALSTAFF Nay, you shall hear, Master Brook, what I have
+ suffered to bring this woman to evil for your good.
+ Being thus crammed in the basket, a couple of Ford's
+ knaves, his hinds, were called forth by their
+ mistress to carry me in the name of foul clothes to
+ Datchet-lane: they took me on their shoulders; met
+ the jealous knave their master in the door, who
+ asked them once or twice what they had in their
+ basket: I quaked for fear, lest the lunatic knave
+ would have searched it; but fate, ordaining he
+ should be a cuckold, held his hand. Well: on went he
+ for a search, and away went I for foul clothes. But
+ mark the sequel, Master Brook: I suffered the pangs
+ of three several deaths; first, an intolerable
+ fright, to be detected with a jealous rotten
+ bell-wether; next, to be compassed, like a good
+ bilbo, in the circumference of a peck, hilt to
+ point, heel to head; and then, to be stopped in,
+ like a strong distillation, with stinking clothes
+ that fretted in their own grease: think of that,--a
+ man of my kidney,--think of that,--that am as subject
+ to heat as butter; a man of continual dissolution
+ and thaw: it was a miracle to scape suffocation.
+ And in the height of this bath, when I was more than
+ half stewed in grease, like a Dutch dish, to be
+ thrown into the Thames, and cooled, glowing hot,
+ in that surge, like a horse-shoe; think of
+ that,--hissing hot,--think of that, Master Brook.
+
+FORD In good sadness, I am sorry that for my sake you
+ have sufferd all this. My suit then is desperate;
+ you'll undertake her no more?
+
+FALSTAFF Master Brook, I will be thrown into Etna, as I have
+ been into Thames, ere I will leave her thus. Her
+ husband is this morning gone a-birding: I have
+ received from her another embassy of meeting; 'twixt
+ eight and nine is the hour, Master Brook.
+
+FORD 'Tis past eight already, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF Is it? I will then address me to my appointment.
+ Come to me at your convenient leisure, and you shall
+ know how I speed; and the conclusion shall be
+ crowned with your enjoying her. Adieu. You shall
+ have her, Master Brook; Master Brook, you shall
+ cuckold Ford.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FORD Hum! ha! is this a vision? is this a dream? do I
+ sleep? Master Ford awake! awake, Master Ford!
+ there's a hole made in your best coat, Master Ford.
+ This 'tis to be married! this 'tis to have linen
+ and buck-baskets! Well, I will proclaim myself
+ what I am: I will now take the lecher; he is at my
+ house; he cannot 'scape me; 'tis impossible he
+ should; he cannot creep into a halfpenny purse,
+ nor into a pepper-box: but, lest the devil that
+ guides him should aid him, I will search
+ impossible places. Though what I am I cannot avoid,
+ yet to be what I would not shall not make me tame:
+ if I have horns to make one mad, let the proverb go
+ with me: I'll be horn-mad.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I A street.
+
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS PAGE, MISTRESS QUICKLY, and
+ WILLIAM PAGE]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Is he at Master Ford's already, think'st thou?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Sure he is by this, or will be presently: but,
+ truly, he is very courageous mad about his throwing
+ into the water. Mistress Ford desires you to come suddenly.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE I'll be with her by and by; I'll but bring my young
+ man here to school. Look, where his master comes;
+ 'tis a playing-day, I see.
+
+ [Enter SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+ How now, Sir Hugh! no school to-day?
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS No; Master Slender is let the boys leave to play.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Blessing of his heart!
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Sir Hugh, my husband says my son profits nothing in
+ the world at his book. I pray you, ask him some
+ questions in his accidence.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Come hither, William; hold up your head; come.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Come on, sirrah; hold up your head; answer your
+ master, be not afraid.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS William, how many numbers is in nouns?
+
+WILLIAM PAGE Two.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Truly, I thought there had been one number more,
+ because they say, ''Od's nouns.'
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Peace your tattlings! What is 'fair,' William?
+
+WILLIAM PAGE Pulcher.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Polecats! there are fairer things than polecats, sure.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS You are a very simplicity 'oman: I pray you peace.
+ What is 'lapis,' William?
+
+WILLIAM PAGE A stone.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS And what is 'a stone,' William?
+
+WILLIAM PAGE A pebble.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS No, it is 'lapis:' I pray you, remember in your prain.
+
+WILLIAM PAGE Lapis.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS That is a good William. What is he, William, that
+ does lend articles?
+
+WILLIAM PAGE Articles are borrowed of the pronoun, and be thus
+ declined, Singulariter, nominativo, hic, haec, hoc.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Nominativo, hig, hag, hog; pray you, mark:
+ genitivo, hujus. Well, what is your accusative case?
+
+WILLIAM PAGE Accusativo, hinc.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS I pray you, have your remembrance, child,
+ accusative, hung, hang, hog.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY 'Hang-hog' is Latin for bacon, I warrant you.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Leave your prabbles, 'oman. What is the focative
+ case, William?
+
+WILLIAM PAGE O,--vocativo, O.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Remember, William; focative is caret.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY And that's a good root.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS 'Oman, forbear.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Peace!
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS What is your genitive case plural, William?
+
+WILLIAM PAGE Genitive case!
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Ay.
+
+WILLIAM PAGE Genitive,--horum, harum, horum.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Vengeance of Jenny's case! fie on her! never name
+ her, child, if she be a whore.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS For shame, 'oman.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY You do ill to teach the child such words: he
+ teaches him to hick and to hack, which they'll do
+ fast enough of themselves, and to call 'horum:' fie upon you!
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS 'Oman, art thou lunatics? hast thou no
+ understandings for thy cases and the numbers of the
+ genders? Thou art as foolish Christian creatures as
+ I would desires.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Prithee, hold thy peace.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Show me now, William, some declensions of your pronouns.
+
+WILLIAM PAGE Forsooth, I have forgot.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS It is qui, quae, quod: if you forget your 'quies,'
+ your 'quaes,' and your 'quods,' you must be
+ preeches. Go your ways, and play; go.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE He is a better scholar than I thought he was.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS He is a good sprag memory. Farewell, Mistress Page.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Adieu, good Sir Hugh.
+
+ [Exit SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+ Get you home, boy. Come, we stay too long.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II A room in FORD'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF and MISTRESS FORD]
+
+FALSTAFF Mistress Ford, your sorrow hath eaten up my
+ sufferance. I see you are obsequious in your love,
+ and I profess requital to a hair's breadth; not
+ only, Mistress Ford, in the simple
+ office of love, but in all the accoutrement,
+ complement and ceremony of it. But are you
+ sure of your husband now?
+
+MISTRESS FORD He's a-birding, sweet Sir John.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE [Within] What, ho, gossip Ford! what, ho!
+
+MISTRESS FORD Step into the chamber, Sir John.
+
+ [Exit FALSTAFF]
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS PAGE]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE How now, sweetheart! who's at home besides yourself?
+
+MISTRESS FORD Why, none but mine own people.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Indeed!
+
+MISTRESS FORD No, certainly.
+
+ [Aside to her]
+
+ Speak louder.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Truly, I am so glad you have nobody here.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Why?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Why, woman, your husband is in his old lunes again:
+ he so takes on yonder with my husband; so rails
+ against all married mankind; so curses all Eve's
+ daughters, of what complexion soever; and so buffets
+ himself on the forehead, crying, 'Peer out, peer
+ out!' that any madness I ever yet beheld seemed but
+ tameness, civility and patience, to this his
+ distemper he is in now: I am glad the fat knight is not here.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Why, does he talk of him?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Of none but him; and swears he was carried out, the
+ last time he searched for him, in a basket; protests
+ to my husband he is now here, and hath drawn him and
+ the rest of their company from their sport, to make
+ another experiment of his suspicion: but I am glad
+ the knight is not here; now he shall see his own foolery.
+
+MISTRESS FORD How near is he, Mistress Page?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Hard by; at street end; he will be here anon.
+
+MISTRESS FORD I am undone! The knight is here.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Why then you are utterly shamed, and he's but a dead
+ man. What a woman are you!--Away with him, away
+ with him! better shame than murder.
+
+FORD Which way should be go? how should I bestow him?
+ Shall I put him into the basket again?
+
+ [Re-enter FALSTAFF]
+
+FALSTAFF No, I'll come no more i' the basket. May I not go
+ out ere he come?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Alas, three of Master Ford's brothers watch the door
+ with pistols, that none shall issue out; otherwise
+ you might slip away ere he came. But what make you here?
+
+FALSTAFF What shall I do? I'll creep up into the chimney.
+
+MISTRESS FORD There they always use to discharge their
+ birding-pieces. Creep into the kiln-hole.
+
+FALSTAFF Where is it?
+
+MISTRESS FORD He will seek there, on my word. Neither press,
+ coffer, chest, trunk, well, vault, but he hath an
+ abstract for the remembrance of such places, and
+ goes to them by his note: there is no hiding you in the house.
+
+FALSTAFF I'll go out then.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE If you go out in your own semblance, you die, Sir
+ John. Unless you go out disguised--
+
+MISTRESS FORD How might we disguise him?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Alas the day, I know not! There is no woman's gown
+ big enough for him otherwise he might put on a hat,
+ a muffler and a kerchief, and so escape.
+
+FALSTAFF Good hearts, devise something: any extremity rather
+ than a mischief.
+
+MISTRESS FORD My maid's aunt, the fat woman of Brentford, has a
+ gown above.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE On my word, it will serve him; she's as big as he
+ is: and there's her thrummed hat and her muffler
+ too. Run up, Sir John.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Go, go, sweet Sir John: Mistress Page and I will
+ look some linen for your head.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Quick, quick! we'll come dress you straight: put
+ on the gown the while.
+
+ [Exit FALSTAFF]
+
+MISTRESS FORD I would my husband would meet him in this shape: he
+ cannot abide the old woman of Brentford; he swears
+ she's a witch; forbade her my house and hath
+ threatened to beat her.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Heaven guide him to thy husband's cudgel, and the
+ devil guide his cudgel afterwards!
+
+MISTRESS FORD But is my husband coming?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Ah, in good sadness, is he; and talks of the basket
+ too, howsoever he hath had intelligence.
+
+MISTRESS FORD We'll try that; for I'll appoint my men to carry the
+ basket again, to meet him at the door with it, as
+ they did last time.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Nay, but he'll be here presently: let's go dress him
+ like the witch of Brentford.
+
+MISTRESS FORD I'll first direct my men what they shall do with the
+ basket. Go up; I'll bring linen for him straight.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Hang him, dishonest varlet! we cannot misuse him enough.
+ We'll leave a proof, by that which we will do,
+ Wives may be merry, and yet honest too:
+ We do not act that often jest and laugh;
+ 'Tis old, but true, Still swine eat all the draff.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter MISTRESS FORD with two Servants]
+
+MISTRESS FORD Go, sirs, take the basket again on your shoulders:
+ your master is hard at door; if he bid you set it
+ down, obey him: quickly, dispatch.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+First Servant Come, come, take it up.
+
+Second Servant Pray heaven it be not full of knight again.
+
+First Servant I hope not; I had as lief bear so much lead.
+
+ [Enter FORD, PAGE, SHALLOW, DOCTOR CAIUS, and
+ SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+FORD Ay, but if it prove true, Master Page, have you any
+ way then to unfool me again? Set down the basket,
+ villain! Somebody call my wife. Youth in a basket!
+ O you panderly rascals! there's a knot, a ging, a
+ pack, a conspiracy against me: now shall the devil
+ be shamed. What, wife, I say! Come, come forth!
+ Behold what honest clothes you send forth to bleaching!
+
+PAGE Why, this passes, Master Ford; you are not to go
+ loose any longer; you must be pinioned.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Why, this is lunatics! this is mad as a mad dog!
+
+SHALLOW Indeed, Master Ford, this is not well, indeed.
+
+FORD So say I too, sir.
+
+ [Re-enter MISTRESS FORD]
+
+ Come hither, Mistress Ford; Mistress Ford the honest
+ woman, the modest wife, the virtuous creature, that
+ hath the jealous fool to her husband! I suspect
+ without cause, mistress, do I?
+
+MISTRESS FORD Heaven be my witness you do, if you suspect me in
+ any dishonesty.
+
+FORD Well said, brazen-face! hold it out. Come forth, sirrah!
+
+ [Pulling clothes out of the basket]
+
+PAGE This passes!
+
+MISTRESS FORD Are you not ashamed? let the clothes alone.
+
+FORD I shall find you anon.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS 'Tis unreasonable! Will you take up your wife's
+ clothes? Come away.
+
+FORD Empty the basket, I say!
+
+MISTRESS FORD Why, man, why?
+
+FORD Master Page, as I am a man, there was one conveyed
+ out of my house yesterday in this basket: why may
+ not he be there again? In my house I am sure he is:
+ my intelligence is true; my jealousy is reasonable.
+ Pluck me out all the linen.
+
+MISTRESS FORD If you find a man there, he shall die a flea's death.
+
+PAGE Here's no man.
+
+SHALLOW By my fidelity, this is not well, Master Ford; this
+ wrongs you.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Master Ford, you must pray, and not follow the
+ imaginations of your own heart: this is jealousies.
+
+FORD Well, he's not here I seek for.
+
+PAGE No, nor nowhere else but in your brain.
+
+FORD Help to search my house this one time. If I find
+ not what I seek, show no colour for my extremity; let
+ me for ever be your table-sport; let them say of
+ me, 'As jealous as Ford, Chat searched a hollow
+ walnut for his wife's leman.' Satisfy me once more;
+ once more search with me.
+
+MISTRESS FORD What, ho, Mistress Page! come you and the old woman
+ down; my husband will come into the chamber.
+
+FORD Old woman! what old woman's that?
+
+MISTRESS FORD Nay, it is my maid's aunt of Brentford.
+
+FORD A witch, a quean, an old cozening quean! Have I not
+ forbid her my house? She comes of errands, does
+ she? We are simple men; we do not know what's
+ brought to pass under the profession of
+ fortune-telling. She works by charms, by spells,
+ by the figure, and such daubery as this is, beyond
+ our element we know nothing. Come down, you witch,
+ you hag, you; come down, I say!
+
+MISTRESS FORD Nay, good, sweet husband! Good gentlemen, let him
+ not strike the old woman.
+
+ [Re-enter FALSTAFF in woman's clothes, and
+ MISTRESS PAGE]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Come, Mother Prat; come, give me your hand.
+
+FORD I'll prat her.
+
+ [Beating him]
+
+ Out of my door, you witch, you hag, you baggage, you
+ polecat, you runyon! out, out! I'll conjure you,
+ I'll fortune-tell you.
+
+ [Exit FALSTAFF]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Are you not ashamed? I think you have killed the
+ poor woman.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Nay, he will do it. 'Tis a goodly credit for you.
+
+FORD Hang her, witch!
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS By the yea and no, I think the 'oman is a witch
+ indeed: I like not when a 'oman has a great peard;
+ I spy a great peard under his muffler.
+
+FORD Will you follow, gentlemen? I beseech you, follow;
+ see but the issue of my jealousy: if I cry out thus
+ upon no trail, never trust me when I open again.
+
+PAGE Let's obey his humour a little further: come,
+ gentlemen.
+
+ [Exeunt FORD, PAGE, SHALLOW, DOCTOR CAIUS, and
+ SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Trust me, he beat him most pitifully.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Nay, by the mass, that he did not; he beat him most
+ unpitifully, methought.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE I'll have the cudgel hallowed and hung o'er the
+ altar; it hath done meritorious service.
+
+MISTRESS FORD What think you? may we, with the warrant of
+ womanhood and the witness of a good conscience,
+ pursue him with any further revenge?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE The spirit of wantonness is, sure, scared out of
+ him: if the devil have him not in fee-simple, with
+ fine and recovery, he will never, I think, in the
+ way of waste, attempt us again.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Shall we tell our husbands how we have served him?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Yes, by all means; if it be but to scrape the
+ figures out of your husband's brains. If they can
+ find in their hearts the poor unvirtuous fat knight
+ shall be any further afflicted, we two will still be
+ the ministers.
+
+MISTRESS FORD I'll warrant they'll have him publicly shamed: and
+ methinks there would be no period to the jest,
+ should he not be publicly shamed.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Come, to the forge with it then; shape it: I would
+ not have things cool.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III A room in the Garter Inn.
+
+
+ [Enter Host and BARDOLPH]
+
+BARDOLPH Sir, the Germans desire to have three of your
+ horses: the duke himself will be to-morrow at
+ court, and they are going to meet him.
+
+Host What duke should that be comes so secretly? I hear
+ not of him in the court. Let me speak with the
+ gentlemen: they speak English?
+
+BARDOLPH Ay, sir; I'll call them to you.
+
+Host They shall have my horses; but I'll make them pay;
+ I'll sauce them: they have had my house a week at
+ command; I have turned away my other guests: they
+ must come off; I'll sauce them. Come.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A room in FORD'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter PAGE, FORD, MISTRESS PAGE, MISTRESS FORD,
+ and SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS 'Tis one of the best discretions of a 'oman as ever
+ I did look upon.
+
+PAGE And did he send you both these letters at an instant?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Within a quarter of an hour.
+
+FORD Pardon me, wife. Henceforth do what thou wilt;
+ I rather will suspect the sun with cold
+ Than thee with wantonness: now doth thy honour stand
+ In him that was of late an heretic,
+ As firm as faith.
+
+PAGE 'Tis well, 'tis well; no more:
+ Be not as extreme in submission
+ As in offence.
+ But let our plot go forward: let our wives
+ Yet once again, to make us public sport,
+ Appoint a meeting with this old fat fellow,
+ Where we may take him and disgrace him for it.
+
+FORD There is no better way than that they spoke of.
+
+PAGE How? to send him word they'll meet him in the park
+ at midnight? Fie, fie! he'll never come.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS You say he has been thrown in the rivers and has
+ been grievously peaten as an old 'oman: methinks
+ there should be terrors in him that he should not
+ come; methinks his flesh is punished, he shall have
+ no desires.
+
+PAGE So think I too.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Devise but how you'll use him when he comes,
+ And let us two devise to bring him thither.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE There is an old tale goes that Herne the hunter,
+ Sometime a keeper here in Windsor forest,
+ Doth all the winter-time, at still midnight,
+ Walk round about an oak, with great ragg'd horns;
+ And there he blasts the tree and takes the cattle
+ And makes milch-kine yield blood and shakes a chain
+ In a most hideous and dreadful manner:
+ You have heard of such a spirit, and well you know
+ The superstitious idle-headed eld
+ Received and did deliver to our age
+ This tale of Herne the hunter for a truth.
+
+PAGE Why, yet there want not many that do fear
+ In deep of night to walk by this Herne's oak:
+ But what of this?
+
+MISTRESS FORD Marry, this is our device;
+ That Falstaff at that oak shall meet with us.
+
+PAGE Well, let it not be doubted but he'll come:
+ And in this shape when you have brought him thither,
+ What shall be done with him? what is your plot?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE That likewise have we thought upon, and thus:
+ Nan Page my daughter and my little son
+ And three or four more of their growth we'll dress
+ Like urchins, ouphes and fairies, green and white,
+ With rounds of waxen tapers on their heads,
+ And rattles in their hands: upon a sudden,
+ As Falstaff, she and I, are newly met,
+ Let them from forth a sawpit rush at once
+ With some diffused song: upon their sight,
+ We two in great amazedness will fly:
+ Then let them all encircle him about
+ And, fairy-like, to-pinch the unclean knight,
+ And ask him why, that hour of fairy revel,
+ In their so sacred paths he dares to tread
+ In shape profane.
+
+MISTRESS FORD And till he tell the truth,
+ Let the supposed fairies pinch him sound
+ And burn him with their tapers.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE The truth being known,
+ We'll all present ourselves, dis-horn the spirit,
+ And mock him home to Windsor.
+
+FORD The children must
+ Be practised well to this, or they'll ne'er do't.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS I will teach the children their behaviors; and I
+ will be like a jack-an-apes also, to burn the
+ knight with my taber.
+
+FORD That will be excellent. I'll go and buy them vizards.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE My Nan shall be the queen of all the fairies,
+ Finely attired in a robe of white.
+
+PAGE That silk will I go buy.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ And in that time
+ Shall Master Slender steal my Nan away
+ And marry her at Eton. Go send to Falstaff straight.
+
+FORD Nay I'll to him again in name of Brook
+ He'll tell me all his purpose: sure, he'll come.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Fear not you that. Go get us properties
+ And tricking for our fairies.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Let us about it: it is admirable pleasures and fery
+ honest knaveries.
+
+ [Exeunt PAGE, FORD, and SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Go, Mistress Ford,
+ Send quickly to Sir John, to know his mind.
+
+ [Exit MISTRESS FORD]
+
+ I'll to the doctor: he hath my good will,
+ And none but he, to marry with Nan Page.
+ That Slender, though well landed, is an idiot;
+ And he my husband best of all affects.
+ The doctor is well money'd, and his friends
+ Potent at court: he, none but he, shall have her,
+ Though twenty thousand worthier come to crave her.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V A room in the Garter Inn.
+
+
+ [Enter Host and SIMPLE]
+
+Host What wouldst thou have, boor? what: thick-skin?
+ speak, breathe, discuss; brief, short, quick, snap.
+
+SIMPLE Marry, sir, I come to speak with Sir John Falstaff
+ from Master Slender.
+
+Host There's his chamber, his house, his castle, his
+ standing-bed and truckle-bed; 'tis painted about
+ with the story of the Prodigal, fresh and new. Go
+ knock and call; hell speak like an Anthropophaginian
+ unto thee: knock, I say.
+
+SIMPLE There's an old woman, a fat woman, gone up into his
+ chamber: I'll be so bold as stay, sir, till she come
+ down; I come to speak with her, indeed.
+
+Host Ha! a fat woman! the knight may be robbed: I'll
+ call. Bully knight! bully Sir John! speak from
+ thy lungs military: art thou there? it is thine
+ host, thine Ephesian, calls.
+
+FALSTAFF [Above] How now, mine host!
+
+Host Here's a Bohemian-Tartar tarries the coming down of
+ thy fat woman. Let her descend, bully, let her
+ descend; my chambers are honourable: fie! privacy?
+ fie!
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF]
+
+FALSTAFF There was, mine host, an old fat woman even now with
+ me; but she's gone.
+
+SIMPLE Pray you, sir, was't not the wise woman of
+ Brentford?
+
+FALSTAFF Ay, marry, was it, mussel-shell: what would you with her?
+
+SIMPLE My master, sir, Master Slender, sent to her, seeing
+ her go through the streets, to know, sir, whether
+ one Nym, sir, that beguiled him of a chain, had the
+ chain or no.
+
+FALSTAFF I spake with the old woman about it.
+
+SIMPLE And what says she, I pray, sir?
+
+FALSTAFF Marry, she says that the very same man that
+ beguiled Master Slender of his chain cozened him of
+ it.
+
+SIMPLE I would I could have spoken with the woman herself;
+ I had other things to have spoken with her too from
+ him.
+
+FALSTAFF What are they? let us know.
+
+Host Ay, come; quick.
+
+SIMPLE I may not conceal them, sir.
+
+Host Conceal them, or thou diest.
+
+SIMPLE Why, sir, they were nothing but about Mistress Anne
+ Page; to know if it were my master's fortune to
+ have her or no.
+
+FALSTAFF 'Tis, 'tis his fortune.
+
+SIMPLE What, sir?
+
+FALSTAFF To have her, or no. Go; say the woman told me so.
+
+SIMPLE May I be bold to say so, sir?
+
+FALSTAFF Ay, sir; like who more bold.
+
+SIMPLE I thank your worship: I shall make my master glad
+ with these tidings.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Host Thou art clerkly, thou art clerkly, Sir John. Was
+ there a wise woman with thee?
+
+FALSTAFF Ay, that there was, mine host; one that hath taught
+ me more wit than ever I learned before in my life;
+ and I paid nothing for it neither, but was paid for
+ my learning.
+
+ [Enter BARDOLPH]
+
+BARDOLPH Out, alas, sir! cozenage, mere cozenage!
+
+Host Where be my horses? speak well of them, varletto.
+
+BARDOLPH Run away with the cozeners; for so soon as I came
+ beyond Eton, they threw me off from behind one of
+ them, in a slough of mire; and set spurs and away,
+ like three German devils, three Doctor Faustuses.
+
+Host They are gone but to meet the duke, villain: do not
+ say they be fled; Germans are honest men.
+
+ [Enter SIR HUGH EVANS]
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Where is mine host?
+
+Host What is the matter, sir?
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Have a care of your entertainments: there is a
+ friend of mine come to town tells me there is three
+ cozen-germans that has cozened all the hosts of
+ Readins, of Maidenhead, of Colebrook, of horses and
+ money. I tell you for good will, look you: you
+ are wise and full of gibes and vlouting-stocks, and
+ 'tis not convenient you should be cozened. Fare you well.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter DOCTOR CAIUS]
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Vere is mine host de Jarteer?
+
+Host Here, master doctor, in perplexity and doubtful dilemma.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS I cannot tell vat is dat: but it is tell-a me dat
+ you make grand preparation for a duke de Jamany: by
+ my trot, dere is no duke dat the court is know to
+ come. I tell you for good vill: adieu.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Host Hue and cry, villain, go! Assist me, knight. I am
+ undone! Fly, run, hue and cry, villain! I am undone!
+
+ [Exeunt Host and BARDOLPH]
+
+FALSTAFF I would all the world might be cozened; for I have
+ been cozened and beaten too. If it should come to
+ the ear of the court, how I have been transformed
+ and how my transformation hath been washed and
+ cudgelled, they would melt me out of my fat drop by
+ drop and liquor fishermen's boots with me; I warrant
+ they would whip me with their fine wits till I were
+ as crest-fallen as a dried pear. I never prospered
+ since I forswore myself at primero. Well, if my
+ wind were but long enough to say my prayers, I would repent.
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY]
+
+ Now, whence come you?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY From the two parties, forsooth.
+
+FALSTAFF The devil take one party and his dam the other! and
+ so they shall be both bestowed. I have suffered more
+ for their sakes, more than the villanous inconstancy
+ of man's disposition is able to bear.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY And have not they suffered? Yes, I warrant;
+ speciously one of them; Mistress Ford, good heart,
+ is beaten black and blue, that you cannot see a
+ white spot about her.
+
+FALSTAFF What tellest thou me of black and blue? I was
+ beaten myself into all the colours of the rainbow;
+ and I was like to be apprehended for the witch of
+ Brentford: but that my admirable dexterity of wit,
+ my counterfeiting the action of an old woman,
+ delivered me, the knave constable had set me i' the
+ stocks, i' the common stocks, for a witch.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Sir, let me speak with you in your chamber: you
+ shall hear how things go; and, I warrant, to your
+ content. Here is a letter will say somewhat. Good
+ hearts, what ado here is to bring you together!
+ Sure, one of you does not serve heaven well, that
+ you are so crossed.
+
+FALSTAFF Come up into my chamber.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Another room in the Garter Inn.
+
+
+ [Enter FENTON and Host]
+
+Host Master Fenton, talk not to me; my mind is heavy: I
+ will give over all.
+
+FENTON Yet hear me speak. Assist me in my purpose,
+ And, as I am a gentleman, I'll give thee
+ A hundred pound in gold more than your loss.
+
+Host I will hear you, Master Fenton; and I will at the
+ least keep your counsel.
+
+FENTON From time to time I have acquainted you
+ With the dear love I bear to fair Anne Page;
+ Who mutually hath answer'd my affection,
+ So far forth as herself might be her chooser,
+ Even to my wish: I have a letter from her
+ Of such contents as you will wonder at;
+ The mirth whereof so larded with my matter,
+ That neither singly can be manifested,
+ Without the show of both; fat Falstaff
+ Hath a great scene: the image of the jest
+ I'll show you here at large. Hark, good mine host.
+ To-night at Herne's oak, just 'twixt twelve and one,
+ Must my sweet Nan present the Fairy Queen;
+ The purpose why, is here: in which disguise,
+ While other jests are something rank on foot,
+ Her father hath commanded her to slip
+ Away with Slender and with him at Eton
+ Immediately to marry: she hath consented: Now, sir,
+ Her mother, ever strong against that match
+ And firm for Doctor Caius, hath appointed
+ That he shall likewise shuffle her away,
+ While other sports are tasking of their minds,
+ And at the deanery, where a priest attends,
+ Straight marry her: to this her mother's plot
+ She seemingly obedient likewise hath
+ Made promise to the doctor. Now, thus it rests:
+ Her father means she shall be all in white,
+ And in that habit, when Slender sees his time
+ To take her by the hand and bid her go,
+ She shall go with him: her mother hath intended,
+ The better to denote her to the doctor,
+ For they must all be mask'd and vizarded,
+ That quaint in green she shall be loose enrobed,
+ With ribands pendent, flaring 'bout her head;
+ And when the doctor spies his vantage ripe,
+ To pinch her by the hand, and, on that token,
+ The maid hath given consent to go with him.
+
+Host Which means she to deceive, father or mother?
+
+FENTON Both, my good host, to go along with me:
+ And here it rests, that you'll procure the vicar
+ To stay for me at church 'twixt twelve and one,
+ And, in the lawful name of marrying,
+ To give our hearts united ceremony.
+
+Host Well, husband your device; I'll to the vicar:
+ Bring you the maid, you shall not lack a priest.
+
+FENTON So shall I evermore be bound to thee;
+ Besides, I'll make a present recompense.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I A room in the Garter Inn.
+
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF and MISTRESS QUICKLY]
+
+FALSTAFF Prithee, no more prattling; go. I'll hold. This is
+ the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd
+ numbers. Away I go. They say there is divinity in
+ odd numbers, either in nativity, chance, or death. Away!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY I'll provide you a chain; and I'll do what I can to
+ get you a pair of horns.
+
+FALSTAFF Away, I say; time wears: hold up your head, and mince.
+
+ [Exit MISTRESS QUICKLY]
+
+ [Enter FORD]
+
+ How now, Master Brook! Master Brook, the matter
+ will be known to-night, or never. Be you in the
+ Park about midnight, at Herne's oak, and you shall
+ see wonders.
+
+FORD Went you not to her yesterday, sir, as you told me
+ you had appointed?
+
+FALSTAFF I went to her, Master Brook, as you see, like a poor
+ old man: but I came from her, Master Brook, like a
+ poor old woman. That same knave Ford, her husband,
+ hath the finest mad devil of jealousy in him,
+ Master Brook, that ever governed frenzy. I will tell
+ you: he beat me grievously, in the shape of a
+ woman; for in the shape of man, Master Brook, I fear
+ not Goliath with a weaver's beam; because I know
+ also life is a shuttle. I am in haste; go along
+ with me: I'll tell you all, Master Brook. Since I
+ plucked geese, played truant and whipped top, I knew
+ not what 'twas to be beaten till lately. Follow
+ me: I'll tell you strange things of this knave
+ Ford, on whom to-night I will be revenged, and I
+ will deliver his wife into your hand. Follow.
+ Strange things in hand, Master Brook! Follow.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Windsor Park.
+
+
+ [Enter PAGE, SHALLOW, and SLENDER]
+
+PAGE Come, come; we'll couch i' the castle-ditch till we
+ see the light of our fairies. Remember, son Slender,
+ my daughter.
+
+SLENDER Ay, forsooth; I have spoke with her and we have a
+ nay-word how to know one another: I come to her in
+ white, and cry 'mum;' she cries 'budget;' and by
+ that we know one another.
+
+SHALLOW That's good too: but what needs either your 'mum'
+ or her 'budget?' the white will decipher her well
+ enough. It hath struck ten o'clock.
+
+PAGE The night is dark; light and spirits will become it
+ well. Heaven prosper our sport! No man means evil
+ but the devil, and we shall know him by his horns.
+ Let's away; follow me.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III A street leading to the Park.
+
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS PAGE, MISTRESS FORD, and
+ DOCTOR CAIUS]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Master doctor, my daughter is in green: when you
+ see your time, take her by the band, away with her
+ to the deanery, and dispatch it quickly. Go before
+ into the Park: we two must go together.
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS I know vat I have to do. Adieu.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Fare you well, sir.
+
+ [Exit DOCTOR CAIUS]
+
+ My husband will not rejoice so much at the abuse of
+ Falstaff as he will chafe at the doctor's marrying
+ my daughter: but 'tis no matter; better a little
+ chiding than a great deal of heart-break.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Where is Nan now and her troop of fairies, and the
+ Welsh devil Hugh?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE They are all couched in a pit hard by Herne's oak,
+ with obscured lights; which, at the very instant of
+ Falstaff's and our meeting, they will at once
+ display to the night.
+
+MISTRESS FORD That cannot choose but amaze him.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE If he be not amazed, he will be mocked; if he be
+ amazed, he will every way be mocked.
+
+MISTRESS FORD We'll betray him finely.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Against such lewdsters and their lechery
+ Those that betray them do no treachery.
+
+MISTRESS FORD The hour draws on. To the oak, to the oak!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Windsor Park.
+
+
+ [Enter SIR HUGH EVANS, disguised, with others as Fairies]
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Trib, trib, fairies; come; and remember your parts:
+ be pold, I pray you; follow me into the pit; and
+ when I give the watch-'ords, do as I pid you:
+ come, come; trib, trib.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another part of the Park.
+
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF disguised as Herne]
+
+FALSTAFF The Windsor bell hath struck twelve; the minute
+ draws on. Now, the hot-blooded gods assist me!
+ Remember, Jove, thou wast a bull for thy Europa; love
+ set on thy horns. O powerful love! that, in some
+ respects, makes a beast a man, in some other, a man
+ a beast. You were also, Jupiter, a swan for the love
+ of Leda. O omnipotent Love! how near the god drew
+ to the complexion of a goose! A fault done first in
+ the form of a beast. O Jove, a beastly fault! And
+ then another fault in the semblance of a fowl; think
+ on 't, Jove; a foul fault! When gods have hot
+ backs, what shall poor men do? For me, I am here a
+ Windsor stag; and the fattest, I think, i' the
+ forest. Send me a cool rut-time, Jove, or who can
+ blame me to piss my tallow? Who comes here? my
+ doe?
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS FORD and MISTRESS PAGE]
+
+MISTRESS FORD Sir John! art thou there, my deer? my male deer?
+
+FALSTAFF My doe with the black scut! Let the sky rain
+ potatoes; let it thunder to the tune of Green
+ Sleeves, hail kissing-comfits and snow eringoes; let
+ there come a tempest of provocation, I will shelter me here.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Mistress Page is come with me, sweetheart.
+
+FALSTAFF Divide me like a bribe buck, each a haunch: I will
+ keep my sides to myself, my shoulders for the fellow
+ of this walk, and my horns I bequeath your husbands.
+ Am I a woodman, ha? Speak I like Herne the hunter?
+ Why, now is Cupid a child of conscience; he makes
+ restitution. As I am a true spirit, welcome!
+
+ [Noise within]
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Alas, what noise?
+
+MISTRESS FORD Heaven forgive our sins
+
+FALSTAFF What should this be?
+
+
+MISTRESS FORD |
+ | Away, away!
+MISTRESS PAGE |
+
+
+ [They run off]
+
+FALSTAFF I think the devil will not have me damned, lest the
+ oil that's in me should set hell on fire; he would
+ never else cross me thus.
+
+ [Enter SIR HUGH EVANS, disguised as before; PISTOL,
+ as Hobgoblin; MISTRESS QUICKLY, ANNE PAGE, and
+ others, as Fairies, with tapers]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Fairies, black, grey, green, and white,
+ You moonshine revellers and shades of night,
+ You orphan heirs of fixed destiny,
+ Attend your office and your quality.
+ Crier Hobgoblin, make the fairy oyes.
+
+PISTOL Elves, list your names; silence, you airy toys.
+ Cricket, to Windsor chimneys shalt thou leap:
+ Where fires thou find'st unraked and hearths unswept,
+ There pinch the maids as blue as bilberry:
+ Our radiant queen hates sluts and sluttery.
+
+FALSTAFF They are fairies; he that speaks to them shall die:
+ I'll wink and couch: no man their works must eye.
+
+ [Lies down upon his face]
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Where's Bede? Go you, and where you find a maid
+ That, ere she sleep, has thrice her prayers said,
+ Raise up the organs of her fantasy;
+ Sleep she as sound as careless infancy:
+ But those as sleep and think not on their sins,
+ Pinch them, arms, legs, backs, shoulders, sides and shins.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY About, about;
+ Search Windsor Castle, elves, within and out:
+ Strew good luck, ouphes, on every sacred room:
+ That it may stand till the perpetual doom,
+ In state as wholesome as in state 'tis fit,
+ Worthy the owner, and the owner it.
+ The several chairs of order look you scour
+ With juice of balm and every precious flower:
+ Each fair instalment, coat, and several crest,
+ With loyal blazon, evermore be blest!
+ And nightly, meadow-fairies, look you sing,
+ Like to the Garter's compass, in a ring:
+ The expressure that it bears, green let it be,
+ More fertile-fresh than all the field to see;
+ And 'Honi soit qui mal y pense' write
+ In emerald tufts, flowers purple, blue and white;
+ Let sapphire, pearl and rich embroidery,
+ Buckled below fair knighthood's bending knee:
+ Fairies use flowers for their charactery.
+ Away; disperse: but till 'tis one o'clock,
+ Our dance of custom round about the oak
+ Of Herne the hunter, let us not forget.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Pray you, lock hand in hand; yourselves in order set
+ And twenty glow-worms shall our lanterns be,
+ To guide our measure round about the tree.
+ But, stay; I smell a man of middle-earth.
+
+FALSTAFF Heavens defend me from that Welsh fairy, lest he
+ transform me to a piece of cheese!
+
+PISTOL Vile worm, thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY With trial-fire touch me his finger-end:
+ If he be chaste, the flame will back descend
+ And turn him to no pain; but if he start,
+ It is the flesh of a corrupted heart.
+
+PISTOL A trial, come.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Come, will this wood take fire?
+
+ [They burn him with their tapers]
+
+FALSTAFF Oh, Oh, Oh!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Corrupt, corrupt, and tainted in desire!
+ About him, fairies; sing a scornful rhyme;
+ And, as you trip, still pinch him to your time.
+
+ SONG.
+ Fie on sinful fantasy!
+ Fie on lust and luxury!
+ Lust is but a bloody fire,
+ Kindled with unchaste desire,
+ Fed in heart, whose flames aspire
+ As thoughts do blow them, higher and higher.
+ Pinch him, fairies, mutually;
+ Pinch him for his villany;
+ Pinch him, and burn him, and turn him about,
+ Till candles and starlight and moonshine be out.
+
+ [During this song they pinch FALSTAFF. DOCTOR CAIUS
+ comes one way, and steals away a boy in green;
+ SLENDER another way, and takes off a boy in white;
+ and FENTON comes and steals away ANN PAGE.
+ A noise of hunting is heard within. All the
+ Fairies run away. FALSTAFF pulls off his buck's
+ head, and rises]
+
+ [Enter PAGE, FORD, MISTRESS PAGE, and MISTRESS FORD]
+
+PAGE Nay, do not fly; I think we have watch'd you now
+ Will none but Herne the hunter serve your turn?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE I pray you, come, hold up the jest no higher
+ Now, good Sir John, how like you Windsor wives?
+ See you these, husband? do not these fair yokes
+ Become the forest better than the town?
+
+FORD Now, sir, who's a cuckold now? Master Brook,
+ Falstaff's a knave, a cuckoldly knave; here are his
+ horns, Master Brook: and, Master Brook, he hath
+ enjoyed nothing of Ford's but his buck-basket, his
+ cudgel, and twenty pounds of money, which must be
+ paid to Master Brook; his horses are arrested for
+ it, Master Brook.
+
+MISTRESS FORD Sir John, we have had ill luck; we could never meet.
+ I will never take you for my love again; but I will
+ always count you my deer.
+
+FALSTAFF I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass.
+
+FORD Ay, and an ox too: both the proofs are extant.
+
+FALSTAFF And these are not fairies? I was three or four
+ times in the thought they were not fairies: and yet
+ the guiltiness of my mind, the sudden surprise of my
+ powers, drove the grossness of the foppery into a
+ received belief, in despite of the teeth of all
+ rhyme and reason, that they were fairies. See now
+ how wit may be made a Jack-a-Lent, when 'tis upon
+ ill employment!
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Sir John Falstaff, serve Got, and leave your
+ desires, and fairies will not pinse you.
+
+FORD Well said, fairy Hugh.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS And leave your jealousies too, I pray you.
+
+FORD I will never mistrust my wife again till thou art
+ able to woo her in good English.
+
+FALSTAFF Have I laid my brain in the sun and dried it, that
+ it wants matter to prevent so gross o'erreaching as
+ this? Am I ridden with a Welsh goat too? shall I
+ have a coxcomb of frize? 'Tis time I were choked
+ with a piece of toasted cheese.
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS Seese is not good to give putter; your belly is all putter.
+
+FALSTAFF 'Seese' and 'putter'! have I lived to stand at the
+ taunt of one that makes fritters of English? This
+ is enough to be the decay of lust and late-walking
+ through the realm.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Why Sir John, do you think, though we would have the
+ virtue out of our hearts by the head and shoulders
+ and have given ourselves without scruple to hell,
+ that ever the devil could have made you our delight?
+
+FORD What, a hodge-pudding? a bag of flax?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE A puffed man?
+
+PAGE Old, cold, withered and of intolerable entrails?
+
+FORD And one that is as slanderous as Satan?
+
+PAGE And as poor as Job?
+
+FORD And as wicked as his wife?
+
+SIR HUGH EVANS And given to fornications, and to taverns and sack
+ and wine and metheglins, and to drinkings and
+ swearings and starings, pribbles and prabbles?
+
+FALSTAFF Well, I am your theme: you have the start of me; I
+ am dejected; I am not able to answer the Welsh
+ flannel; ignorance itself is a plummet o'er me: use
+ me as you will.
+
+FORD Marry, sir, we'll bring you to Windsor, to one
+ Master Brook, that you have cozened of money, to
+ whom you should have been a pander: over and above
+ that you have suffered, I think to repay that money
+ will be a biting affliction.
+
+PAGE Yet be cheerful, knight: thou shalt eat a posset
+ to-night at my house; where I will desire thee to
+ laugh at my wife, that now laughs at thee: tell her
+ Master Slender hath married her daughter.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE [Aside] Doctors doubt that: if Anne Page be my
+ daughter, she is, by this, Doctor Caius' wife.
+
+ [Enter SLENDER]
+
+SLENDER Whoa ho! ho, father Page!
+
+PAGE Son, how now! how now, son! have you dispatched?
+
+SLENDER Dispatched! I'll make the best in Gloucestershire
+ know on't; would I were hanged, la, else.
+
+PAGE Of what, son?
+
+SLENDER I came yonder at Eton to marry Mistress Anne Page,
+ and she's a great lubberly boy. If it had not been
+ i' the church, I would have swinged him, or he
+ should have swinged me. If I did not think it had
+ been Anne Page, would I might never stir!--and 'tis
+ a postmaster's boy.
+
+PAGE Upon my life, then, you took the wrong.
+
+SLENDER What need you tell me that? I think so, when I took
+ a boy for a girl. If I had been married to him, for
+ all he was in woman's apparel, I would not have had
+ him.
+
+PAGE Why, this is your own folly. Did not I tell you how
+ you should know my daughter by her garments?
+
+SLENDER I went to her in white, and cried 'mum,' and she
+ cried 'budget,' as Anne and I had appointed; and yet
+ it was not Anne, but a postmaster's boy.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Good George, be not angry: I knew of your purpose;
+ turned my daughter into green; and, indeed, she is
+ now with the doctor at the deanery, and there married.
+
+ [Enter DOCTOR CAIUS]
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Vere is Mistress Page? By gar, I am cozened: I ha'
+ married un garcon, a boy; un paysan, by gar, a boy;
+ it is not Anne Page: by gar, I am cozened.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Why, did you take her in green?
+
+DOCTOR CAIUS Ay, by gar, and 'tis a boy: by gar, I'll raise all Windsor.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FORD This is strange. Who hath got the right Anne?
+
+PAGE My heart misgives me: here comes Master Fenton.
+
+ [Enter FENTON and ANNE PAGE]
+
+ How now, Master Fenton!
+
+ANNE PAGE Pardon, good father! good my mother, pardon!
+
+PAGE Now, mistress, how chance you went not with Master Slender?
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Why went you not with master doctor, maid?
+
+FENTON You do amaze her: hear the truth of it.
+ You would have married her most shamefully,
+ Where there was no proportion held in love.
+ The truth is, she and I, long since contracted,
+ Are now so sure that nothing can dissolve us.
+ The offence is holy that she hath committed;
+ And this deceit loses the name of craft,
+ Of disobedience, or unduteous title,
+ Since therein she doth evitate and shun
+ A thousand irreligious cursed hours,
+ Which forced marriage would have brought upon her.
+
+FORD Stand not amazed; here is no remedy:
+ In love the heavens themselves do guide the state;
+ Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate.
+
+FALSTAFF I am glad, though you have ta'en a special stand to
+ strike at me, that your arrow hath glanced.
+
+PAGE Well, what remedy? Fenton, heaven give thee joy!
+ What cannot be eschew'd must be embraced.
+
+FALSTAFF When night-dogs run, all sorts of deer are chased.
+
+MISTRESS PAGE Well, I will muse no further. Master Fenton,
+ Heaven give you many, many merry days!
+ Good husband, let us every one go home,
+ And laugh this sport o'er by a country fire;
+ Sir John and all.
+
+FORD Let it be so. Sir John,
+ To Master Brook you yet shall hold your word
+ For he tonight shall lie with Mistress Ford.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+THESEUS Duke of Athens.
+
+EGEUS father to Hermia.
+
+
+LYSANDER |
+ | in love with Hermia.
+DEMETRIUS |
+
+
+PHILOSTRATE master of the revels to Theseus.
+
+QUINCE a carpenter.
+
+SNUG a joiner.
+
+BOTTOM a weaver.
+
+FLUTE a bellows-mender.
+
+SNOUT a tinker.
+
+STARVELING a tailor.
+
+HIPPOLYTA queen of the Amazons, betrothed to Theseus.
+
+HERMIA daughter to Egeus, in love with Lysander.
+
+HELENA in love with Demetrius.
+
+OBERON king of the fairies.
+
+TITANIA queen of the fairies.
+
+PUCK or Robin Goodfellow.
+
+
+PEASEBLOSSOM |
+ |
+COBWEB |
+ | fairies.
+MOTH |
+ |
+MUSTARDSEED |
+
+
+ Other fairies attending their King and Queen.
+
+ Attendants on Theseus and Hippolyta.
+
+SCENE Athens, and a wood near it.
+
+
+
+
+ A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Athens. The palace of THESEUS.
+
+
+ [Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, and
+ Attendants]
+
+THESEUS Now, fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour
+ Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
+ Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
+ This old moon wanes! she lingers my desires,
+ Like to a step-dame or a dowager
+ Long withering out a young man revenue.
+
+HIPPOLYTA Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
+ Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
+ And then the moon, like to a silver bow
+ New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
+ Of our solemnities.
+
+THESEUS Go, Philostrate,
+ Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments;
+ Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth;
+ Turn melancholy forth to funerals;
+ The pale companion is not for our pomp.
+
+ [Exit PHILOSTRATE]
+
+ Hippolyta, I woo'd thee with my sword,
+ And won thy love, doing thee injuries;
+ But I will wed thee in another key,
+ With pomp, with triumph and with revelling.
+
+ [Enter EGEUS, HERMIA, LYSANDER, and DEMETRIUS]
+
+EGEUS Happy be Theseus, our renowned duke!
+
+THESEUS Thanks, good Egeus: what's the news with thee?
+
+EGEUS Full of vexation come I, with complaint
+ Against my child, my daughter Hermia.
+ Stand forth, Demetrius. My noble lord,
+ This man hath my consent to marry her.
+ Stand forth, Lysander: and my gracious duke,
+ This man hath bewitch'd the bosom of my child;
+ Thou, thou, Lysander, thou hast given her rhymes,
+ And interchanged love-tokens with my child:
+ Thou hast by moonlight at her window sung,
+ With feigning voice verses of feigning love,
+ And stolen the impression of her fantasy
+ With bracelets of thy hair, rings, gawds, conceits,
+ Knacks, trifles, nosegays, sweetmeats, messengers
+ Of strong prevailment in unharden'd youth:
+ With cunning hast thou filch'd my daughter's heart,
+ Turn'd her obedience, which is due to me,
+ To stubborn harshness: and, my gracious duke,
+ Be it so she; will not here before your grace
+ Consent to marry with Demetrius,
+ I beg the ancient privilege of Athens,
+ As she is mine, I may dispose of her:
+ Which shall be either to this gentleman
+ Or to her death, according to our law
+ Immediately provided in that case.
+
+THESEUS What say you, Hermia? be advised fair maid:
+ To you your father should be as a god;
+ One that composed your beauties, yea, and one
+ To whom you are but as a form in wax
+ By him imprinted and within his power
+ To leave the figure or disfigure it.
+ Demetrius is a worthy gentleman.
+
+HERMIA So is Lysander.
+
+THESEUS In himself he is;
+ But in this kind, wanting your father's voice,
+ The other must be held the worthier.
+
+HERMIA I would my father look'd but with my eyes.
+
+THESEUS Rather your eyes must with his judgment look.
+
+HERMIA I do entreat your grace to pardon me.
+ I know not by what power I am made bold,
+ Nor how it may concern my modesty,
+ In such a presence here to plead my thoughts;
+ But I beseech your grace that I may know
+ The worst that may befall me in this case,
+ If I refuse to wed Demetrius.
+
+THESEUS Either to die the death or to abjure
+ For ever the society of men.
+ Therefore, fair Hermia, question your desires;
+ Know of your youth, examine well your blood,
+ Whether, if you yield not to your father's choice,
+ You can endure the livery of a nun,
+ For aye to be in shady cloister mew'd,
+ To live a barren sister all your life,
+ Chanting faint hymns to the cold fruitless moon.
+ Thrice-blessed they that master so their blood,
+ To undergo such maiden pilgrimage;
+ But earthlier happy is the rose distill'd,
+ Than that which withering on the virgin thorn
+ Grows, lives and dies in single blessedness.
+
+HERMIA So will I grow, so live, so die, my lord,
+ Ere I will my virgin patent up
+ Unto his lordship, whose unwished yoke
+ My soul consents not to give sovereignty.
+
+THESEUS Take time to pause; and, by the nest new moon--
+ The sealing-day betwixt my love and me,
+ For everlasting bond of fellowship--
+ Upon that day either prepare to die
+ For disobedience to your father's will,
+ Or else to wed Demetrius, as he would;
+ Or on Diana's altar to protest
+ For aye austerity and single life.
+
+DEMETRIUS Relent, sweet Hermia: and, Lysander, yield
+ Thy crazed title to my certain right.
+
+LYSANDER You have her father's love, Demetrius;
+ Let me have Hermia's: do you marry him.
+
+EGEUS Scornful Lysander! true, he hath my love,
+ And what is mine my love shall render him.
+ And she is mine, and all my right of her
+ I do estate unto Demetrius.
+
+LYSANDER I am, my lord, as well derived as he,
+ As well possess'd; my love is more than his;
+ My fortunes every way as fairly rank'd,
+ If not with vantage, as Demetrius';
+ And, which is more than all these boasts can be,
+ I am beloved of beauteous Hermia:
+ Why should not I then prosecute my right?
+ Demetrius, I'll avouch it to his head,
+ Made love to Nedar's daughter, Helena,
+ And won her soul; and she, sweet lady, dotes,
+ Devoutly dotes, dotes in idolatry,
+ Upon this spotted and inconstant man.
+
+THESEUS I must confess that I have heard so much,
+ And with Demetrius thought to have spoke thereof;
+ But, being over-full of self-affairs,
+ My mind did lose it. But, Demetrius, come;
+ And come, Egeus; you shall go with me,
+ I have some private schooling for you both.
+ For you, fair Hermia, look you arm yourself
+ To fit your fancies to your father's will;
+ Or else the law of Athens yields you up--
+ Which by no means we may extenuate--
+ To death, or to a vow of single life.
+ Come, my Hippolyta: what cheer, my love?
+ Demetrius and Egeus, go along:
+ I must employ you in some business
+ Against our nuptial and confer with you
+ Of something nearly that concerns yourselves.
+
+EGEUS With duty and desire we follow you.
+
+ [Exeunt all but LYSANDER and HERMIA]
+
+LYSANDER How now, my love! why is your cheek so pale?
+ How chance the roses there do fade so fast?
+
+HERMIA Belike for want of rain, which I could well
+ Beteem them from the tempest of my eyes.
+
+LYSANDER Ay me! for aught that I could ever read,
+ Could ever hear by tale or history,
+ The course of true love never did run smooth;
+ But, either it was different in blood,--
+
+HERMIA O cross! too high to be enthrall'd to low.
+
+LYSANDER Or else misgraffed in respect of years,--
+
+HERMIA O spite! too old to be engaged to young.
+
+LYSANDER Or else it stood upon the choice of friends,--
+
+HERMIA O hell! to choose love by another's eyes.
+
+LYSANDER Or, if there were a sympathy in choice,
+ War, death, or sickness did lay siege to it,
+ Making it momentany as a sound,
+ Swift as a shadow, short as any dream;
+ Brief as the lightning in the collied night,
+ That, in a spleen, unfolds both heaven and earth,
+ And ere a man hath power to say 'Behold!'
+ The jaws of darkness do devour it up:
+ So quick bright things come to confusion.
+
+HERMIA If then true lovers have been ever cross'd,
+ It stands as an edict in destiny:
+ Then let us teach our trial patience,
+ Because it is a customary cross,
+ As due to love as thoughts and dreams and sighs,
+ Wishes and tears, poor fancy's followers.
+
+LYSANDER A good persuasion: therefore, hear me, Hermia.
+ I have a widow aunt, a dowager
+ Of great revenue, and she hath no child:
+ From Athens is her house remote seven leagues;
+ And she respects me as her only son.
+ There, gentle Hermia, may I marry thee;
+ And to that place the sharp Athenian law
+ Cannot pursue us. If thou lovest me then,
+ Steal forth thy father's house to-morrow night;
+ And in the wood, a league without the town,
+ Where I did meet thee once with Helena,
+ To do observance to a morn of May,
+ There will I stay for thee.
+
+HERMIA My good Lysander!
+ I swear to thee, by Cupid's strongest bow,
+ By his best arrow with the golden head,
+ By the simplicity of Venus' doves,
+ By that which knitteth souls and prospers loves,
+ And by that fire which burn'd the Carthage queen,
+ When the false Troyan under sail was seen,
+ By all the vows that ever men have broke,
+ In number more than ever women spoke,
+ In that same place thou hast appointed me,
+ To-morrow truly will I meet with thee.
+
+LYSANDER Keep promise, love. Look, here comes Helena.
+
+ [Enter HELENA]
+
+HERMIA God speed fair Helena! whither away?
+
+HELENA Call you me fair? that fair again unsay.
+ Demetrius loves your fair: O happy fair!
+ Your eyes are lode-stars; and your tongue's sweet air
+ More tuneable than lark to shepherd's ear,
+ When wheat is green, when hawthorn buds appear.
+ Sickness is catching: O, were favour so,
+ Yours would I catch, fair Hermia, ere I go;
+ My ear should catch your voice, my eye your eye,
+ My tongue should catch your tongue's sweet melody.
+ Were the world mine, Demetrius being bated,
+ The rest I'd give to be to you translated.
+ O, teach me how you look, and with what art
+ You sway the motion of Demetrius' heart.
+
+HERMIA I frown upon him, yet he loves me still.
+
+HELENA O that your frowns would teach my smiles such skill!
+
+HERMIA I give him curses, yet he gives me love.
+
+HELENA O that my prayers could such affection move!
+
+HERMIA The more I hate, the more he follows me.
+
+HELENA The more I love, the more he hateth me.
+
+HERMIA His folly, Helena, is no fault of mine.
+
+HELENA None, but your beauty: would that fault were mine!
+
+HERMIA Take comfort: he no more shall see my face;
+ Lysander and myself will fly this place.
+ Before the time I did Lysander see,
+ Seem'd Athens as a paradise to me:
+ O, then, what graces in my love do dwell,
+ That he hath turn'd a heaven unto a hell!
+
+LYSANDER Helen, to you our minds we will unfold:
+ To-morrow night, when Phoebe doth behold
+ Her silver visage in the watery glass,
+ Decking with liquid pearl the bladed grass,
+ A time that lovers' flights doth still conceal,
+ Through Athens' gates have we devised to steal.
+
+HERMIA And in the wood, where often you and I
+ Upon faint primrose-beds were wont to lie,
+ Emptying our bosoms of their counsel sweet,
+ There my Lysander and myself shall meet;
+ And thence from Athens turn away our eyes,
+ To seek new friends and stranger companies.
+ Farewell, sweet playfellow: pray thou for us;
+ And good luck grant thee thy Demetrius!
+ Keep word, Lysander: we must starve our sight
+ From lovers' food till morrow deep midnight.
+
+LYSANDER I will, my Hermia.
+
+ [Exit HERMIA]
+
+ Helena, adieu:
+ As you on him, Demetrius dote on you!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HELENA How happy some o'er other some can be!
+ Through Athens I am thought as fair as she.
+ But what of that? Demetrius thinks not so;
+ He will not know what all but he do know:
+ And as he errs, doting on Hermia's eyes,
+ So I, admiring of his qualities:
+ Things base and vile, folding no quantity,
+ Love can transpose to form and dignity:
+ Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
+ And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind:
+ Nor hath Love's mind of any judgement taste;
+ Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste:
+ And therefore is Love said to be a child,
+ Because in choice he is so oft beguiled.
+ As waggish boys in game themselves forswear,
+ So the boy Love is perjured every where:
+ For ere Demetrius look'd on Hermia's eyne,
+ He hail'd down oaths that he was only mine;
+ And when this hail some heat from Hermia felt,
+ So he dissolved, and showers of oaths did melt.
+ I will go tell him of fair Hermia's flight:
+ Then to the wood will he to-morrow night
+ Pursue her; and for this intelligence
+ If I have thanks, it is a dear expense:
+ But herein mean I to enrich my pain,
+ To have his sight thither and back again.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II Athens. QUINCE'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter QUINCE, SNUG, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, and
+ STARVELING]
+
+QUINCE Is all our company here?
+
+BOTTOM You were best to call them generally, man by man,
+ according to the scrip.
+
+QUINCE Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
+ thought fit, through all Athens, to play in our
+ interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
+ wedding-day at night.
+
+BOTTOM First, good Peter Quince, say what the play treats
+ on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
+ to a point.
+
+QUINCE Marry, our play is, The most lamentable comedy, and
+ most cruel death of Pyramus and Thisby.
+
+BOTTOM A very good piece of work, I assure you, and a
+ merry. Now, good Peter Quince, call forth your
+ actors by the scroll. Masters, spread yourselves.
+
+QUINCE Answer as I call you. Nick Bottom, the weaver.
+
+BOTTOM Ready. Name what part I am for, and proceed.
+
+QUINCE You, Nick Bottom, are set down for Pyramus.
+
+BOTTOM What is Pyramus? a lover, or a tyrant?
+
+QUINCE A lover, that kills himself most gallant for love.
+
+BOTTOM That will ask some tears in the true performing of
+ it: if I do it, let the audience look to their
+ eyes; I will move storms, I will condole in some
+ measure. To the rest: yet my chief humour is for a
+ tyrant: I could play Ercles rarely, or a part to
+ tear a cat in, to make all split.
+ The raging rocks
+ And shivering shocks
+ Shall break the locks
+ Of prison gates;
+ And Phibbus' car
+ Shall shine from far
+ And make and mar
+ The foolish Fates.
+ This was lofty! Now name the rest of the players.
+ This is Ercles' vein, a tyrant's vein; a lover is
+ more condoling.
+
+QUINCE Francis Flute, the bellows-mender.
+
+FLUTE Here, Peter Quince.
+
+QUINCE Flute, you must take Thisby on you.
+
+FLUTE What is Thisby? a wandering knight?
+
+QUINCE It is the lady that Pyramus must love.
+
+FLUTE Nay, faith, let me not play a woman; I have a beard coming.
+
+QUINCE That's all one: you shall play it in a mask, and
+ you may speak as small as you will.
+
+BOTTOM An I may hide my face, let me play Thisby too, I'll
+ speak in a monstrous little voice. 'Thisne,
+ Thisne;' 'Ah, Pyramus, lover dear! thy Thisby dear,
+ and lady dear!'
+
+QUINCE No, no; you must play Pyramus: and, Flute, you Thisby.
+
+BOTTOM Well, proceed.
+
+QUINCE Robin Starveling, the tailor.
+
+STARVELING Here, Peter Quince.
+
+QUINCE Robin Starveling, you must play Thisby's mother.
+ Tom Snout, the tinker.
+
+SNOUT Here, Peter Quince.
+
+QUINCE You, Pyramus' father: myself, Thisby's father:
+ Snug, the joiner; you, the lion's part: and, I
+ hope, here is a play fitted.
+
+SNUG Have you the lion's part written? pray you, if it
+ be, give it me, for I am slow of study.
+
+QUINCE You may do it extempore, for it is nothing but roaring.
+
+BOTTOM Let me play the lion too: I will roar, that I will
+ do any man's heart good to hear me; I will roar,
+ that I will make the duke say 'Let him roar again,
+ let him roar again.'
+
+QUINCE An you should do it too terribly, you would fright
+ the duchess and the ladies, that they would shriek;
+ and that were enough to hang us all.
+
+ALL That would hang us, every mother's son.
+
+BOTTOM I grant you, friends, if that you should fright the
+ ladies out of their wits, they would have no more
+ discretion but to hang us: but I will aggravate my
+ voice so that I will roar you as gently as any
+ sucking dove; I will roar you an 'twere any
+ nightingale.
+
+QUINCE You can play no part but Pyramus; for Pyramus is a
+ sweet-faced man; a proper man, as one shall see in a
+ summer's day; a most lovely gentleman-like man:
+ therefore you must needs play Pyramus.
+
+BOTTOM Well, I will undertake it. What beard were I best
+ to play it in?
+
+QUINCE Why, what you will.
+
+BOTTOM I will discharge it in either your straw-colour
+ beard, your orange-tawny beard, your purple-in-grain
+ beard, or your French-crown-colour beard, your
+ perfect yellow.
+
+QUINCE Some of your French crowns have no hair at all, and
+ then you will play bare-faced. But, masters, here
+ are your parts: and I am to entreat you, request
+ you and desire you, to con them by to-morrow night;
+ and meet me in the palace wood, a mile without the
+ town, by moonlight; there will we rehearse, for if
+ we meet in the city, we shall be dogged with
+ company, and our devices known. In the meantime I
+ will draw a bill of properties, such as our play
+ wants. I pray you, fail me not.
+
+BOTTOM We will meet; and there we may rehearse most
+ obscenely and courageously. Take pains; be perfect: adieu.
+
+QUINCE At the duke's oak we meet.
+
+BOTTOM Enough; hold or cut bow-strings.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I A wood near Athens.
+
+
+ [Enter, from opposite sides, a Fairy, and PUCK]
+
+PUCK How now, spirit! whither wander you?
+
+Fairy Over hill, over dale,
+ Thorough bush, thorough brier,
+ Over park, over pale,
+ Thorough flood, thorough fire,
+ I do wander everywhere,
+ Swifter than the moon's sphere;
+ And I serve the fairy queen,
+ To dew her orbs upon the green.
+ The cowslips tall her pensioners be:
+ In their gold coats spots you see;
+ Those be rubies, fairy favours,
+ In those freckles live their savours:
+ I must go seek some dewdrops here
+ And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
+ Farewell, thou lob of spirits; I'll be gone:
+ Our queen and all our elves come here anon.
+
+PUCK The king doth keep his revels here to-night:
+ Take heed the queen come not within his sight;
+ For Oberon is passing fell and wrath,
+ Because that she as her attendant hath
+ A lovely boy, stolen from an Indian king;
+ She never had so sweet a changeling;
+ And jealous Oberon would have the child
+ Knight of his train, to trace the forests wild;
+ But she perforce withholds the loved boy,
+ Crowns him with flowers and makes him all her joy:
+ And now they never meet in grove or green,
+ By fountain clear, or spangled starlight sheen,
+ But, they do square, that all their elves for fear
+ Creep into acorn-cups and hide them there.
+
+Fairy Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
+ Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
+ Call'd Robin Goodfellow: are not you he
+ That frights the maidens of the villagery;
+ Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern
+ And bootless make the breathless housewife churn;
+ And sometime make the drink to bear no barm;
+ Mislead night-wanderers, laughing at their harm?
+ Those that Hobgoblin call you and sweet Puck,
+ You do their work, and they shall have good luck:
+ Are not you he?
+
+PUCK Thou speak'st aright;
+ I am that merry wanderer of the night.
+ I jest to Oberon and make him smile
+ When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile,
+ Neighing in likeness of a filly foal:
+ And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl,
+ In very likeness of a roasted crab,
+ And when she drinks, against her lips I bob
+ And on her wither'd dewlap pour the ale.
+ The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale,
+ Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me;
+ Then slip I from her bum, down topples she,
+ And 'tailor' cries, and falls into a cough;
+ And then the whole quire hold their hips and laugh,
+ And waxen in their mirth and neeze and swear
+ A merrier hour was never wasted there.
+ But, room, fairy! here comes Oberon.
+
+Fairy And here my mistress. Would that he were gone!
+
+ [Enter, from one side, OBERON, with his train;
+ from the other, TITANIA, with hers]
+
+OBERON Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania.
+
+TITANIA What, jealous Oberon! Fairies, skip hence:
+ I have forsworn his bed and company.
+
+OBERON Tarry, rash wanton: am not I thy lord?
+
+TITANIA Then I must be thy lady: but I know
+ When thou hast stolen away from fairy land,
+ And in the shape of Corin sat all day,
+ Playing on pipes of corn and versing love
+ To amorous Phillida. Why art thou here,
+ Come from the farthest Steppe of India?
+ But that, forsooth, the bouncing Amazon,
+ Your buskin'd mistress and your warrior love,
+ To Theseus must be wedded, and you come
+ To give their bed joy and prosperity.
+
+OBERON How canst thou thus for shame, Titania,
+ Glance at my credit with Hippolyta,
+ Knowing I know thy love to Theseus?
+ Didst thou not lead him through the glimmering night
+ From Perigenia, whom he ravished?
+ And make him with fair AEgle break his faith,
+ With Ariadne and Antiopa?
+
+TITANIA These are the forgeries of jealousy:
+ And never, since the middle summer's spring,
+ Met we on hill, in dale, forest or mead,
+ By paved fountain or by rushy brook,
+ Or in the beached margent of the sea,
+ To dance our ringlets to the whistling wind,
+ But with thy brawls thou hast disturb'd our sport.
+ Therefore the winds, piping to us in vain,
+ As in revenge, have suck'd up from the sea
+ Contagious fogs; which falling in the land
+ Have every pelting river made so proud
+ That they have overborne their continents:
+ The ox hath therefore stretch'd his yoke in vain,
+ The ploughman lost his sweat, and the green corn
+ Hath rotted ere his youth attain'd a beard;
+ The fold stands empty in the drowned field,
+ And crows are fatted with the murrion flock;
+ The nine men's morris is fill'd up with mud,
+ And the quaint mazes in the wanton green
+ For lack of tread are undistinguishable:
+ The human mortals want their winter here;
+ No night is now with hymn or carol blest:
+ Therefore the moon, the governess of floods,
+ Pale in her anger, washes all the air,
+ That rheumatic diseases do abound:
+ And thorough this distemperature we see
+ The seasons alter: hoary-headed frosts
+ Far in the fresh lap of the crimson rose,
+ And on old Hiems' thin and icy crown
+ An odorous chaplet of sweet summer buds
+ Is, as in mockery, set: the spring, the summer,
+ The childing autumn, angry winter, change
+ Their wonted liveries, and the mazed world,
+ By their increase, now knows not which is which:
+ And this same progeny of evils comes
+ From our debate, from our dissension;
+ We are their parents and original.
+
+OBERON Do you amend it then; it lies in you:
+ Why should Titania cross her Oberon?
+ I do but beg a little changeling boy,
+ To be my henchman.
+
+TITANIA Set your heart at rest:
+ The fairy land buys not the child of me.
+ His mother was a votaress of my order:
+ And, in the spiced Indian air, by night,
+ Full often hath she gossip'd by my side,
+ And sat with me on Neptune's yellow sands,
+ Marking the embarked traders on the flood,
+ When we have laugh'd to see the sails conceive
+ And grow big-bellied with the wanton wind;
+ Which she, with pretty and with swimming gait
+ Following,--her womb then rich with my young squire,--
+ Would imitate, and sail upon the land,
+ To fetch me trifles, and return again,
+ As from a voyage, rich with merchandise.
+ But she, being mortal, of that boy did die;
+ And for her sake do I rear up her boy,
+ And for her sake I will not part with him.
+
+OBERON How long within this wood intend you stay?
+
+TITANIA Perchance till after Theseus' wedding-day.
+ If you will patiently dance in our round
+ And see our moonlight revels, go with us;
+ If not, shun me, and I will spare your haunts.
+
+OBERON Give me that boy, and I will go with thee.
+
+TITANIA Not for thy fairy kingdom. Fairies, away!
+ We shall chide downright, if I longer stay.
+
+ [Exit TITANIA with her train]
+
+OBERON Well, go thy way: thou shalt not from this grove
+ Till I torment thee for this injury.
+ My gentle Puck, come hither. Thou rememberest
+ Since once I sat upon a promontory,
+ And heard a mermaid on a dolphin's back
+ Uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath
+ That the rude sea grew civil at her song
+ And certain stars shot madly from their spheres,
+ To hear the sea-maid's music.
+
+PUCK I remember.
+
+OBERON That very time I saw, but thou couldst not,
+ Flying between the cold moon and the earth,
+ Cupid all arm'd: a certain aim he took
+ At a fair vestal throned by the west,
+ And loosed his love-shaft smartly from his bow,
+ As it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts;
+ But I might see young Cupid's fiery shaft
+ Quench'd in the chaste beams of the watery moon,
+ And the imperial votaress passed on,
+ In maiden meditation, fancy-free.
+ Yet mark'd I where the bolt of Cupid fell:
+ It fell upon a little western flower,
+ Before milk-white, now purple with love's wound,
+ And maidens call it love-in-idleness.
+ Fetch me that flower; the herb I shew'd thee once:
+ The juice of it on sleeping eye-lids laid
+ Will make or man or woman madly dote
+ Upon the next live creature that it sees.
+ Fetch me this herb; and be thou here again
+ Ere the leviathan can swim a league.
+
+PUCK I'll put a girdle round about the earth
+ In forty minutes.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OBERON Having once this juice,
+ I'll watch Titania when she is asleep,
+ And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
+ The next thing then she waking looks upon,
+ Be it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull,
+ On meddling monkey, or on busy ape,
+ She shall pursue it with the soul of love:
+ And ere I take this charm from off her sight,
+ As I can take it with another herb,
+ I'll make her render up her page to me.
+ But who comes here? I am invisible;
+ And I will overhear their conference.
+
+ [Enter DEMETRIUS, HELENA, following him]
+
+DEMETRIUS I love thee not, therefore pursue me not.
+ Where is Lysander and fair Hermia?
+ The one I'll slay, the other slayeth me.
+ Thou told'st me they were stolen unto this wood;
+ And here am I, and wode within this wood,
+ Because I cannot meet my Hermia.
+ Hence, get thee gone, and follow me no more.
+
+HELENA You draw me, you hard-hearted adamant;
+ But yet you draw not iron, for my heart
+ Is true as steel: leave you your power to draw,
+ And I shall have no power to follow you.
+
+DEMETRIUS Do I entice you? do I speak you fair?
+ Or, rather, do I not in plainest truth
+ Tell you, I do not, nor I cannot love you?
+
+HELENA And even for that do I love you the more.
+ I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
+ The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
+ Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
+ Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
+ Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
+ What worser place can I beg in your love,--
+ And yet a place of high respect with me,--
+ Than to be used as you use your dog?
+
+DEMETRIUS Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit;
+ For I am sick when I do look on thee.
+
+HELENA And I am sick when I look not on you.
+
+DEMETRIUS You do impeach your modesty too much,
+ To leave the city and commit yourself
+ Into the hands of one that loves you not;
+ To trust the opportunity of night
+ And the ill counsel of a desert place
+ With the rich worth of your virginity.
+
+HELENA Your virtue is my privilege: for that
+ It is not night when I do see your face,
+ Therefore I think I am not in the night;
+ Nor doth this wood lack worlds of company,
+ For you in my respect are all the world:
+ Then how can it be said I am alone,
+ When all the world is here to look on me?
+
+DEMETRIUS I'll run from thee and hide me in the brakes,
+ And leave thee to the mercy of wild beasts.
+
+HELENA The wildest hath not such a heart as you.
+ Run when you will, the story shall be changed:
+ Apollo flies, and Daphne holds the chase;
+ The dove pursues the griffin; the mild hind
+ Makes speed to catch the tiger; bootless speed,
+ When cowardice pursues and valour flies.
+
+DEMETRIUS I will not stay thy questions; let me go:
+ Or, if thou follow me, do not believe
+ But I shall do thee mischief in the wood.
+
+HELENA Ay, in the temple, in the town, the field,
+ You do me mischief. Fie, Demetrius!
+ Your wrongs do set a scandal on my sex:
+ We cannot fight for love, as men may do;
+ We should be wood and were not made to woo.
+
+ [Exit DEMETRIUS]
+
+ I'll follow thee and make a heaven of hell,
+ To die upon the hand I love so well.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OBERON Fare thee well, nymph: ere he do leave this grove,
+ Thou shalt fly him and he shall seek thy love.
+
+ [Re-enter PUCK]
+
+ Hast thou the flower there? Welcome, wanderer.
+
+PUCK Ay, there it is.
+
+OBERON I pray thee, give it me.
+ I know a bank where the wild thyme blows,
+ Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows,
+ Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,
+ With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine:
+ There sleeps Titania sometime of the night,
+ Lull'd in these flowers with dances and delight;
+ And there the snake throws her enamell'd skin,
+ Weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in:
+ And with the juice of this I'll streak her eyes,
+ And make her full of hateful fantasies.
+ Take thou some of it, and seek through this grove:
+ A sweet Athenian lady is in love
+ With a disdainful youth: anoint his eyes;
+ But do it when the next thing he espies
+ May be the lady: thou shalt know the man
+ By the Athenian garments he hath on.
+ Effect it with some care, that he may prove
+ More fond on her than she upon her love:
+ And look thou meet me ere the first cock crow.
+
+PUCK Fear not, my lord, your servant shall do so.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Another part of the wood.
+
+
+ [Enter TITANIA, with her train]
+
+TITANIA Come, now a roundel and a fairy song;
+ Then, for the third part of a minute, hence;
+ Some to kill cankers in the musk-rose buds,
+ Some war with rere-mice for their leathern wings,
+ To make my small elves coats, and some keep back
+ The clamorous owl that nightly hoots and wonders
+ At our quaint spirits. Sing me now asleep;
+ Then to your offices and let me rest.
+
+ [The Fairies sing]
+
+ You spotted snakes with double tongue,
+ Thorny hedgehogs, be not seen;
+ Newts and blind-worms, do no wrong,
+ Come not near our fairy queen.
+ Philomel, with melody
+ Sing in our sweet lullaby;
+ Lulla, lulla, lullaby, lulla, lulla, lullaby:
+ Never harm,
+ Nor spell nor charm,
+ Come our lovely lady nigh;
+ So, good night, with lullaby.
+ Weaving spiders, come not here;
+ Hence, you long-legg'd spinners, hence!
+ Beetles black, approach not near;
+ Worm nor snail, do no offence.
+ Philomel, with melody, &c.
+
+Fairy Hence, away! now all is well:
+ One aloof stand sentinel.
+
+ [Exeunt Fairies. TITANIA sleeps]
+
+ [Enter OBERON and squeezes the flower on TITANIA's eyelids]
+
+OBERON What thou seest when thou dost wake,
+ Do it for thy true-love take,
+ Love and languish for his sake:
+ Be it ounce, or cat, or bear,
+ Pard, or boar with bristled hair,
+ In thy eye that shall appear
+ When thou wakest, it is thy dear:
+ Wake when some vile thing is near.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter LYSANDER and HERMIA]
+
+LYSANDER Fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood;
+ And to speak troth, I have forgot our way:
+ We'll rest us, Hermia, if you think it good,
+ And tarry for the comfort of the day.
+
+HERMIA Be it so, Lysander: find you out a bed;
+ For I upon this bank will rest my head.
+
+LYSANDER One turf shall serve as pillow for us both;
+ One heart, one bed, two bosoms and one troth.
+
+HERMIA Nay, good Lysander; for my sake, my dear,
+ Lie further off yet, do not lie so near.
+
+LYSANDER O, take the sense, sweet, of my innocence!
+ Love takes the meaning in love's conference.
+ I mean, that my heart unto yours is knit
+ So that but one heart we can make of it;
+ Two bosoms interchained with an oath;
+ So then two bosoms and a single troth.
+ Then by your side no bed-room me deny;
+ For lying so, Hermia, I do not lie.
+
+HERMIA Lysander riddles very prettily:
+ Now much beshrew my manners and my pride,
+ If Hermia meant to say Lysander lied.
+ But, gentle friend, for love and courtesy
+ Lie further off; in human modesty,
+ Such separation as may well be said
+ Becomes a virtuous bachelor and a maid,
+ So far be distant; and, good night, sweet friend:
+ Thy love ne'er alter till thy sweet life end!
+
+LYSANDER Amen, amen, to that fair prayer, say I;
+ And then end life when I end loyalty!
+ Here is my bed: sleep give thee all his rest!
+
+HERMIA With half that wish the wisher's eyes be press'd!
+
+ [They sleep]
+
+ [Enter PUCK]
+
+PUCK Through the forest have I gone.
+ But Athenian found I none,
+ On whose eyes I might approve
+ This flower's force in stirring love.
+ Night and silence.--Who is here?
+ Weeds of Athens he doth wear:
+ This is he, my master said,
+ Despised the Athenian maid;
+ And here the maiden, sleeping sound,
+ On the dank and dirty ground.
+ Pretty soul! she durst not lie
+ Near this lack-love, this kill-courtesy.
+ Churl, upon thy eyes I throw
+ All the power this charm doth owe.
+ When thou wakest, let love forbid
+ Sleep his seat on thy eyelid:
+ So awake when I am gone;
+ For I must now to Oberon.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter DEMETRIUS and HELENA, running]
+
+HELENA Stay, though thou kill me, sweet Demetrius.
+
+DEMETRIUS I charge thee, hence, and do not haunt me thus.
+
+HELENA O, wilt thou darkling leave me? do not so.
+
+DEMETRIUS Stay, on thy peril: I alone will go.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HELENA O, I am out of breath in this fond chase!
+ The more my prayer, the lesser is my grace.
+ Happy is Hermia, wheresoe'er she lies;
+ For she hath blessed and attractive eyes.
+ How came her eyes so bright? Not with salt tears:
+ If so, my eyes are oftener wash'd than hers.
+ No, no, I am as ugly as a bear;
+ For beasts that meet me run away for fear:
+ Therefore no marvel though Demetrius
+ Do, as a monster fly my presence thus.
+ What wicked and dissembling glass of mine
+ Made me compare with Hermia's sphery eyne?
+ But who is here? Lysander! on the ground!
+ Dead? or asleep? I see no blood, no wound.
+ Lysander if you live, good sir, awake.
+
+LYSANDER [Awaking] And run through fire I will for thy sweet sake.
+ Transparent Helena! Nature shows art,
+ That through thy bosom makes me see thy heart.
+ Where is Demetrius? O, how fit a word
+ Is that vile name to perish on my sword!
+
+HELENA Do not say so, Lysander; say not so
+ What though he love your Hermia? Lord, what though?
+ Yet Hermia still loves you: then be content.
+
+LYSANDER Content with Hermia! No; I do repent
+ The tedious minutes I with her have spent.
+ Not Hermia but Helena I love:
+ Who will not change a raven for a dove?
+ The will of man is by his reason sway'd;
+ And reason says you are the worthier maid.
+ Things growing are not ripe until their season
+ So I, being young, till now ripe not to reason;
+ And touching now the point of human skill,
+ Reason becomes the marshal to my will
+ And leads me to your eyes, where I o'erlook
+ Love's stories written in love's richest book.
+
+HELENA Wherefore was I to this keen mockery born?
+ When at your hands did I deserve this scorn?
+ Is't not enough, is't not enough, young man,
+ That I did never, no, nor never can,
+ Deserve a sweet look from Demetrius' eye,
+ But you must flout my insufficiency?
+ Good troth, you do me wrong, good sooth, you do,
+ In such disdainful manner me to woo.
+ But fare you well: perforce I must confess
+ I thought you lord of more true gentleness.
+ O, that a lady, of one man refused.
+ Should of another therefore be abused!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LYSANDER She sees not Hermia. Hermia, sleep thou there:
+ And never mayst thou come Lysander near!
+ For as a surfeit of the sweetest things
+ The deepest loathing to the stomach brings,
+ Or as tie heresies that men do leave
+ Are hated most of those they did deceive,
+ So thou, my surfeit and my heresy,
+ Of all be hated, but the most of me!
+ And, all my powers, address your love and might
+ To honour Helen and to be her knight!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HERMIA [Awaking] Help me, Lysander, help me! do thy best
+ To pluck this crawling serpent from my breast!
+ Ay me, for pity! what a dream was here!
+ Lysander, look how I do quake with fear:
+ Methought a serpent eat my heart away,
+ And you sat smiling at his cruel pray.
+ Lysander! what, removed? Lysander! lord!
+ What, out of hearing? gone? no sound, no word?
+ Alack, where are you speak, an if you hear;
+ Speak, of all loves! I swoon almost with fear.
+ No? then I well perceive you all not nigh
+ Either death or you I'll find immediately.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I The wood. TITANIA lying asleep.
+
+
+ [Enter QUINCE, SNUG, BOTTOM, FLUTE, SNOUT, and
+ STARVELING]
+
+BOTTOM Are we all met?
+
+QUINCE Pat, pat; and here's a marvellous convenient place
+ for our rehearsal. This green plot shall be our
+ stage, this hawthorn-brake our tiring-house; and we
+ will do it in action as we will do it before the duke.
+
+BOTTOM Peter Quince,--
+
+QUINCE What sayest thou, bully Bottom?
+
+BOTTOM There are things in this comedy of Pyramus and
+ Thisby that will never please. First, Pyramus must
+ draw a sword to kill himself; which the ladies
+ cannot abide. How answer you that?
+
+SNOUT By'r lakin, a parlous fear.
+
+STARVELING I believe we must leave the killing out, when all is done.
+
+BOTTOM Not a whit: I have a device to make all well.
+ Write me a prologue; and let the prologue seem to
+ say, we will do no harm with our swords, and that
+ Pyramus is not killed indeed; and, for the more
+ better assurance, tell them that I, Pyramus, am not
+ Pyramus, but Bottom the weaver: this will put them
+ out of fear.
+
+QUINCE Well, we will have such a prologue; and it shall be
+ written in eight and six.
+
+BOTTOM No, make it two more; let it be written in eight and eight.
+
+SNOUT Will not the ladies be afeard of the lion?
+
+STARVELING I fear it, I promise you.
+
+BOTTOM Masters, you ought to consider with yourselves: to
+ bring in--God shield us!--a lion among ladies, is a
+ most dreadful thing; for there is not a more fearful
+ wild-fowl than your lion living; and we ought to
+ look to 't.
+
+SNOUT Therefore another prologue must tell he is not a lion.
+
+BOTTOM Nay, you must name his name, and half his face must
+ be seen through the lion's neck: and he himself
+ must speak through, saying thus, or to the same
+ defect,--'Ladies,'--or 'Fair-ladies--I would wish
+ You,'--or 'I would request you,'--or 'I would
+ entreat you,--not to fear, not to tremble: my life
+ for yours. If you think I come hither as a lion, it
+ were pity of my life: no I am no such thing; I am a
+ man as other men are;' and there indeed let him name
+ his name, and tell them plainly he is Snug the joiner.
+
+QUINCE Well it shall be so. But there is two hard things;
+ that is, to bring the moonlight into a chamber; for,
+ you know, Pyramus and Thisby meet by moonlight.
+
+SNOUT Doth the moon shine that night we play our play?
+
+BOTTOM A calendar, a calendar! look in the almanac; find
+ out moonshine, find out moonshine.
+
+QUINCE Yes, it doth shine that night.
+
+BOTTOM Why, then may you leave a casement of the great
+ chamber window, where we play, open, and the moon
+ may shine in at the casement.
+
+QUINCE Ay; or else one must come in with a bush of thorns
+ and a lanthorn, and say he comes to disfigure, or to
+ present, the person of Moonshine. Then, there is
+ another thing: we must have a wall in the great
+ chamber; for Pyramus and Thisby says the story, did
+ talk through the chink of a wall.
+
+SNOUT You can never bring in a wall. What say you, Bottom?
+
+BOTTOM Some man or other must present Wall: and let him
+ have some plaster, or some loam, or some rough-cast
+ about him, to signify wall; and let him hold his
+ fingers thus, and through that cranny shall Pyramus
+ and Thisby whisper.
+
+QUINCE If that may be, then all is well. Come, sit down,
+ every mother's son, and rehearse your parts.
+ Pyramus, you begin: when you have spoken your
+ speech, enter into that brake: and so every one
+ according to his cue.
+
+ [Enter PUCK behind]
+
+PUCK What hempen home-spuns have we swaggering here,
+ So near the cradle of the fairy queen?
+ What, a play toward! I'll be an auditor;
+ An actor too, perhaps, if I see cause.
+
+QUINCE Speak, Pyramus. Thisby, stand forth.
+
+BOTTOM Thisby, the flowers of odious savours sweet,--
+
+QUINCE Odours, odours.
+
+BOTTOM --odours savours sweet:
+ So hath thy breath, my dearest Thisby dear.
+ But hark, a voice! stay thou but here awhile,
+ And by and by I will to thee appear.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PUCK A stranger Pyramus than e'er played here.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FLUTE Must I speak now?
+
+QUINCE Ay, marry, must you; for you must understand he goes
+ but to see a noise that he heard, and is to come again.
+
+FLUTE Most radiant Pyramus, most lily-white of hue,
+ Of colour like the red rose on triumphant brier,
+ Most brisky juvenal and eke most lovely Jew,
+ As true as truest horse that yet would never tire,
+ I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb.
+
+QUINCE 'Ninus' tomb,' man: why, you must not speak that
+ yet; that you answer to Pyramus: you speak all your
+ part at once, cues and all Pyramus enter: your cue
+ is past; it is, 'never tire.'
+
+FLUTE O,--As true as truest horse, that yet would
+ never tire.
+
+ [Re-enter PUCK, and BOTTOM with an ass's head]
+
+BOTTOM If I were fair, Thisby, I were only thine.
+
+QUINCE O monstrous! O strange! we are haunted. Pray,
+ masters! fly, masters! Help!
+
+ [Exeunt QUINCE, SNUG, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING]
+
+PUCK I'll follow you, I'll lead you about a round,
+ Through bog, through bush, through brake, through brier:
+ Sometime a horse I'll be, sometime a hound,
+ A hog, a headless bear, sometime a fire;
+ And neigh, and bark, and grunt, and roar, and burn,
+ Like horse, hound, hog, bear, fire, at every turn.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BOTTOM Why do they run away? this is a knavery of them to
+ make me afeard.
+
+ [Re-enter SNOUT]
+
+SNOUT O Bottom, thou art changed! what do I see on thee?
+
+BOTTOM What do you see? you see an asshead of your own, do
+ you?
+
+ [Exit SNOUT]
+
+ [Re-enter QUINCE]
+
+QUINCE Bless thee, Bottom! bless thee! thou art
+ translated.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BOTTOM I see their knavery: this is to make an ass of me;
+ to fright me, if they could. But I will not stir
+ from this place, do what they can: I will walk up
+ and down here, and I will sing, that they shall hear
+ I am not afraid.
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ The ousel cock so black of hue,
+ With orange-tawny bill,
+ The throstle with his note so true,
+ The wren with little quill,--
+
+TITANIA [Awaking] What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
+
+BOTTOM [Sings]
+
+ The finch, the sparrow and the lark,
+ The plain-song cuckoo gray,
+ Whose note full many a man doth mark,
+ And dares not answer nay;--
+ for, indeed, who would set his wit to so foolish
+ a bird? who would give a bird the lie, though he cry
+ 'cuckoo' never so?
+
+TITANIA I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again:
+ Mine ear is much enamour'd of thy note;
+ So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape;
+ And thy fair virtue's force perforce doth move me
+ On the first view to say, to swear, I love thee.
+
+BOTTOM Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason
+ for that: and yet, to say the truth, reason and
+ love keep little company together now-a-days; the
+ more the pity that some honest neighbours will not
+ make them friends. Nay, I can gleek upon occasion.
+
+TITANIA Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful.
+
+BOTTOM Not so, neither: but if I had wit enough to get out
+ of this wood, I have enough to serve mine own turn.
+
+TITANIA Out of this wood do not desire to go:
+ Thou shalt remain here, whether thou wilt or no.
+ I am a spirit of no common rate;
+ The summer still doth tend upon my state;
+ And I do love thee: therefore, go with me;
+ I'll give thee fairies to attend on thee,
+ And they shall fetch thee jewels from the deep,
+ And sing while thou on pressed flowers dost sleep;
+ And I will purge thy mortal grossness so
+ That thou shalt like an airy spirit go.
+ Peaseblossom! Cobweb! Moth! and Mustardseed!
+
+ [Enter PEASEBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH, and MUSTARDSEED]
+
+PEASEBLOSSOM Ready.
+
+COBWEB And I.
+
+MOTH And I.
+
+MUSTARDSEED And I.
+
+ALL Where shall we go?
+
+TITANIA Be kind and courteous to this gentleman;
+ Hop in his walks and gambol in his eyes;
+ Feed him with apricocks and dewberries,
+ With purple grapes, green figs, and mulberries;
+ The honey-bags steal from the humble-bees,
+ And for night-tapers crop their waxen thighs
+ And light them at the fiery glow-worm's eyes,
+ To have my love to bed and to arise;
+ And pluck the wings from Painted butterflies
+ To fan the moonbeams from his sleeping eyes:
+ Nod to him, elves, and do him courtesies.
+
+PEASEBLOSSOM Hail, mortal!
+
+COBWEB Hail!
+
+MOTH Hail!
+
+MUSTARDSEED Hail!
+
+BOTTOM I cry your worship's mercy, heartily: I beseech your
+ worship's name.
+
+COBWEB Cobweb.
+
+BOTTOM I shall desire you of more acquaintance, good Master
+ Cobweb: if I cut my finger, I shall make bold with
+ you. Your name, honest gentleman?
+
+PEASEBLOSSOM Peaseblossom.
+
+BOTTOM I pray you, commend me to Mistress Squash, your
+ mother, and to Master Peascod, your father. Good
+ Master Peaseblossom, I shall desire you of more
+ acquaintance too. Your name, I beseech you, sir?
+
+MUSTARDSEED Mustardseed.
+
+BOTTOM Good Master Mustardseed, I know your patience well:
+ that same cowardly, giant-like ox-beef hath
+ devoured many a gentleman of your house: I promise
+ you your kindred had made my eyes water ere now. I
+ desire your more acquaintance, good Master
+ Mustardseed.
+
+TITANIA Come, wait upon him; lead him to my bower.
+ The moon methinks looks with a watery eye;
+ And when she weeps, weeps every little flower,
+ Lamenting some enforced chastity.
+ Tie up my love's tongue bring him silently.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Another part of the wood.
+
+
+ [Enter OBERON]
+
+OBERON I wonder if Titania be awaked;
+ Then, what it was that next came in her eye,
+ Which she must dote on in extremity.
+
+ [Enter PUCK]
+
+ Here comes my messenger.
+ How now, mad spirit!
+ What night-rule now about this haunted grove?
+
+PUCK My mistress with a monster is in love.
+ Near to her close and consecrated bower,
+ While she was in her dull and sleeping hour,
+ A crew of patches, rude mechanicals,
+ That work for bread upon Athenian stalls,
+ Were met together to rehearse a play
+ Intended for great Theseus' nuptial-day.
+ The shallowest thick-skin of that barren sort,
+ Who Pyramus presented, in their sport
+ Forsook his scene and enter'd in a brake
+ When I did him at this advantage take,
+ An ass's nole I fixed on his head:
+ Anon his Thisbe must be answered,
+ And forth my mimic comes. When they him spy,
+ As wild geese that the creeping fowler eye,
+ Or russet-pated choughs, many in sort,
+ Rising and cawing at the gun's report,
+ Sever themselves and madly sweep the sky,
+ So, at his sight, away his fellows fly;
+ And, at our stamp, here o'er and o'er one falls;
+ He murder cries and help from Athens calls.
+ Their sense thus weak, lost with their fears
+ thus strong,
+ Made senseless things begin to do them wrong;
+ For briers and thorns at their apparel snatch;
+ Some sleeves, some hats, from yielders all
+ things catch.
+ I led them on in this distracted fear,
+ And left sweet Pyramus translated there:
+ When in that moment, so it came to pass,
+ Titania waked and straightway loved an ass.
+
+OBERON This falls out better than I could devise.
+ But hast thou yet latch'd the Athenian's eyes
+ With the love-juice, as I did bid thee do?
+
+PUCK I took him sleeping,--that is finish'd too,--
+ And the Athenian woman by his side:
+ That, when he waked, of force she must be eyed.
+
+ [Enter HERMIA and DEMETRIUS]
+
+OBERON Stand close: this is the same Athenian.
+
+PUCK This is the woman, but not this the man.
+
+DEMETRIUS O, why rebuke you him that loves you so?
+ Lay breath so bitter on your bitter foe.
+
+HERMIA Now I but chide; but I should use thee worse,
+ For thou, I fear, hast given me cause to curse,
+ If thou hast slain Lysander in his sleep,
+ Being o'er shoes in blood, plunge in the deep,
+ And kill me too.
+ The sun was not so true unto the day
+ As he to me: would he have stolen away
+ From sleeping Hermia? I'll believe as soon
+ This whole earth may be bored and that the moon
+ May through the centre creep and so displease
+ Her brother's noontide with Antipodes.
+ It cannot be but thou hast murder'd him;
+ So should a murderer look, so dead, so grim.
+
+DEMETRIUS So should the murder'd look, and so should I,
+ Pierced through the heart with your stern cruelty:
+ Yet you, the murderer, look as bright, as clear,
+ As yonder Venus in her glimmering sphere.
+
+HERMIA What's this to my Lysander? where is he?
+ Ah, good Demetrius, wilt thou give him me?
+
+DEMETRIUS I had rather give his carcass to my hounds.
+
+HERMIA Out, dog! out, cur! thou drivest me past the bounds
+ Of maiden's patience. Hast thou slain him, then?
+ Henceforth be never number'd among men!
+ O, once tell true, tell true, even for my sake!
+ Durst thou have look'd upon him being awake,
+ And hast thou kill'd him sleeping? O brave touch!
+ Could not a worm, an adder, do so much?
+ An adder did it; for with doubler tongue
+ Than thine, thou serpent, never adder stung.
+
+DEMETRIUS You spend your passion on a misprised mood:
+ I am not guilty of Lysander's blood;
+ Nor is he dead, for aught that I can tell.
+
+HERMIA I pray thee, tell me then that he is well.
+
+DEMETRIUS An if I could, what should I get therefore?
+
+HERMIA A privilege never to see me more.
+ And from thy hated presence part I so:
+ See me no more, whether he be dead or no.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DEMETRIUS There is no following her in this fierce vein:
+ Here therefore for a while I will remain.
+ So sorrow's heaviness doth heavier grow
+ For debt that bankrupt sleep doth sorrow owe:
+ Which now in some slight measure it will pay,
+ If for his tender here I make some stay.
+
+ [Lies down and sleeps]
+
+OBERON What hast thou done? thou hast mistaken quite
+ And laid the love-juice on some true-love's sight:
+ Of thy misprision must perforce ensue
+ Some true love turn'd and not a false turn'd true.
+
+PUCK Then fate o'er-rules, that, one man holding troth,
+ A million fail, confounding oath on oath.
+
+OBERON About the wood go swifter than the wind,
+ And Helena of Athens look thou find:
+ All fancy-sick she is and pale of cheer,
+ With sighs of love, that costs the fresh blood dear:
+ By some illusion see thou bring her here:
+ I'll charm his eyes against she do appear.
+
+PUCK I go, I go; look how I go,
+ Swifter than arrow from the Tartar's bow.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OBERON Flower of this purple dye,
+ Hit with Cupid's archery,
+ Sink in apple of his eye.
+ When his love he doth espy,
+ Let her shine as gloriously
+ As the Venus of the sky.
+ When thou wakest, if she be by,
+ Beg of her for remedy.
+
+ [Re-enter PUCK]
+
+PUCK Captain of our fairy band,
+ Helena is here at hand;
+ And the youth, mistook by me,
+ Pleading for a lover's fee.
+ Shall we their fond pageant see?
+ Lord, what fools these mortals be!
+
+OBERON Stand aside: the noise they make
+ Will cause Demetrius to awake.
+
+PUCK Then will two at once woo one;
+ That must needs be sport alone;
+ And those things do best please me
+ That befal preposterously.
+
+ [Enter LYSANDER and HELENA]
+
+LYSANDER Why should you think that I should woo in scorn?
+ Scorn and derision never come in tears:
+ Look, when I vow, I weep; and vows so born,
+ In their nativity all truth appears.
+ How can these things in me seem scorn to you,
+ Bearing the badge of faith, to prove them true?
+
+HELENA You do advance your cunning more and more.
+ When truth kills truth, O devilish-holy fray!
+ These vows are Hermia's: will you give her o'er?
+ Weigh oath with oath, and you will nothing weigh:
+ Your vows to her and me, put in two scales,
+ Will even weigh, and both as light as tales.
+
+LYSANDER I had no judgment when to her I swore.
+
+HELENA Nor none, in my mind, now you give her o'er.
+
+LYSANDER Demetrius loves her, and he loves not you.
+
+DEMETRIUS [Awaking] O Helena, goddess, nymph, perfect, divine!
+ To what, my love, shall I compare thine eyne?
+ Crystal is muddy. O, how ripe in show
+ Thy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow!
+ That pure congealed white, high Taurus snow,
+ Fann'd with the eastern wind, turns to a crow
+ When thou hold'st up thy hand: O, let me kiss
+ This princess of pure white, this seal of bliss!
+
+HELENA O spite! O hell! I see you all are bent
+ To set against me for your merriment:
+ If you we re civil and knew courtesy,
+ You would not do me thus much injury.
+ Can you not hate me, as I know you do,
+ But you must join in souls to mock me too?
+ If you were men, as men you are in show,
+ You would not use a gentle lady so;
+ To vow, and swear, and superpraise my parts,
+ When I am sure you hate me with your hearts.
+ You both are rivals, and love Hermia;
+ And now both rivals, to mock Helena:
+ A trim exploit, a manly enterprise,
+ To conjure tears up in a poor maid's eyes
+ With your derision! none of noble sort
+ Would so offend a virgin, and extort
+ A poor soul's patience, all to make you sport.
+
+LYSANDER You are unkind, Demetrius; be not so;
+ For you love Hermia; this you know I know:
+ And here, with all good will, with all my heart,
+ In Hermia's love I yield you up my part;
+ And yours of Helena to me bequeath,
+ Whom I do love and will do till my death.
+
+HELENA Never did mockers waste more idle breath.
+
+DEMETRIUS Lysander, keep thy Hermia; I will none:
+ If e'er I loved her, all that love is gone.
+ My heart to her but as guest-wise sojourn'd,
+ And now to Helen is it home return'd,
+ There to remain.
+
+LYSANDER Helen, it is not so.
+
+DEMETRIUS Disparage not the faith thou dost not know,
+ Lest, to thy peril, thou aby it dear.
+ Look, where thy love comes; yonder is thy dear.
+
+ [Re-enter HERMIA]
+
+HERMIA Dark night, that from the eye his function takes,
+ The ear more quick of apprehension makes;
+ Wherein it doth impair the seeing sense,
+ It pays the hearing double recompense.
+ Thou art not by mine eye, Lysander, found;
+ Mine ear, I thank it, brought me to thy sound
+ But why unkindly didst thou leave me so?
+
+LYSANDER Why should he stay, whom love doth press to go?
+
+HERMIA What love could press Lysander from my side?
+
+LYSANDER Lysander's love, that would not let him bide,
+ Fair Helena, who more engilds the night
+ Than all you fiery oes and eyes of light.
+ Why seek'st thou me? could not this make thee know,
+ The hate I bear thee made me leave thee so?
+
+HERMIA You speak not as you think: it cannot be.
+
+HELENA Lo, she is one of this confederacy!
+ Now I perceive they have conjoin'd all three
+ To fashion this false sport, in spite of me.
+ Injurious Hermia! most ungrateful maid!
+ Have you conspired, have you with these contrived
+ To bait me with this foul derision?
+ Is all the counsel that we two have shared,
+ The sisters' vows, the hours that we have spent,
+ When we have chid the hasty-footed time
+ For parting us,--O, is it all forgot?
+ All school-days' friendship, childhood innocence?
+ We, Hermia, like two artificial gods,
+ Have with our needles created both one flower,
+ Both on one sampler, sitting on one cushion,
+ Both warbling of one song, both in one key,
+ As if our hands, our sides, voices and minds,
+ Had been incorporate. So we grow together,
+ Like to a double cherry, seeming parted,
+ But yet an union in partition;
+ Two lovely berries moulded on one stem;
+ So, with two seeming bodies, but one heart;
+ Two of the first, like coats in heraldry,
+ Due but to one and crowned with one crest.
+ And will you rent our ancient love asunder,
+ To join with men in scorning your poor friend?
+ It is not friendly, 'tis not maidenly:
+ Our sex, as well as I, may chide you for it,
+ Though I alone do feel the injury.
+
+HERMIA I am amazed at your passionate words.
+ I scorn you not: it seems that you scorn me.
+
+HELENA Have you not set Lysander, as in scorn,
+ To follow me and praise my eyes and face?
+ And made your other love, Demetrius,
+ Who even but now did spurn me with his foot,
+ To call me goddess, nymph, divine and rare,
+ Precious, celestial? Wherefore speaks he this
+ To her he hates? and wherefore doth Lysander
+ Deny your love, so rich within his soul,
+ And tender me, forsooth, affection,
+ But by your setting on, by your consent?
+ What thought I be not so in grace as you,
+ So hung upon with love, so fortunate,
+ But miserable most, to love unloved?
+ This you should pity rather than despise.
+
+HERNIA I understand not what you mean by this.
+
+HELENA Ay, do, persever, counterfeit sad looks,
+ Make mouths upon me when I turn my back;
+ Wink each at other; hold the sweet jest up:
+ This sport, well carried, shall be chronicled.
+ If you have any pity, grace, or manners,
+ You would not make me such an argument.
+ But fare ye well: 'tis partly my own fault;
+ Which death or absence soon shall remedy.
+
+LYSANDER Stay, gentle Helena; hear my excuse:
+ My love, my life my soul, fair Helena!
+
+HELENA O excellent!
+
+HERMIA Sweet, do not scorn her so.
+
+DEMETRIUS If she cannot entreat, I can compel.
+
+LYSANDER Thou canst compel no more than she entreat:
+ Thy threats have no more strength than her weak prayers.
+ Helen, I love thee; by my life, I do:
+ I swear by that which I will lose for thee,
+ To prove him false that says I love thee not.
+
+DEMETRIUS I say I love thee more than he can do.
+
+LYSANDER If thou say so, withdraw, and prove it too.
+
+DEMETRIUS Quick, come!
+
+HERMIA Lysander, whereto tends all this?
+
+LYSANDER Away, you Ethiope!
+
+DEMETRIUS No, no; he'll [ ]
+ Seem to break loose; take on as you would follow,
+ But yet come not: you are a tame man, go!
+
+LYSANDER Hang off, thou cat, thou burr! vile thing, let loose,
+ Or I will shake thee from me like a serpent!
+
+HERMIA Why are you grown so rude? what change is this?
+ Sweet love,--
+
+LYSANDER Thy love! out, tawny Tartar, out!
+ Out, loathed medicine! hated potion, hence!
+
+HERMIA Do you not jest?
+
+HELENA Yes, sooth; and so do you.
+
+LYSANDER Demetrius, I will keep my word with thee.
+
+DEMETRIUS I would I had your bond, for I perceive
+ A weak bond holds you: I'll not trust your word.
+
+LYSANDER What, should I hurt her, strike her, kill her dead?
+ Although I hate her, I'll not harm her so.
+
+HERMIA What, can you do me greater harm than hate?
+ Hate me! wherefore? O me! what news, my love!
+ Am not I Hermia? are not you Lysander?
+ I am as fair now as I was erewhile.
+ Since night you loved me; yet since night you left
+ me:
+ Why, then you left me--O, the gods forbid!--
+ In earnest, shall I say?
+
+LYSANDER Ay, by my life;
+ And never did desire to see thee more.
+ Therefore be out of hope, of question, of doubt;
+ Be certain, nothing truer; 'tis no jest
+ That I do hate thee and love Helena.
+
+HERMIA O me! you juggler! you canker-blossom!
+ You thief of love! what, have you come by night
+ And stolen my love's heart from him?
+
+HELENA Fine, i'faith!
+ Have you no modesty, no maiden shame,
+ No touch of bashfulness? What, will you tear
+ Impatient answers from my gentle tongue?
+ Fie, fie! you counterfeit, you puppet, you!
+
+HERMIA Puppet? why so? ay, that way goes the game.
+ Now I perceive that she hath made compare
+ Between our statures; she hath urged her height;
+ And with her personage, her tall personage,
+ Her height, forsooth, she hath prevail'd with him.
+ And are you grown so high in his esteem;
+ Because I am so dwarfish and so low?
+ How low am I, thou painted maypole? speak;
+ How low am I? I am not yet so low
+ But that my nails can reach unto thine eyes.
+
+HELENA I pray you, though you mock me, gentlemen,
+ Let her not hurt me: I was never curst;
+ I have no gift at all in shrewishness;
+ I am a right maid for my cowardice:
+ Let her not strike me. You perhaps may think,
+ Because she is something lower than myself,
+ That I can match her.
+
+HERMIA Lower! hark, again.
+
+HELENA Good Hermia, do not be so bitter with me.
+ I evermore did love you, Hermia,
+ Did ever keep your counsels, never wrong'd you;
+ Save that, in love unto Demetrius,
+ I told him of your stealth unto this wood.
+ He follow'd you; for love I follow'd him;
+ But he hath chid me hence and threaten'd me
+ To strike me, spurn me, nay, to kill me too:
+ And now, so you will let me quiet go,
+ To Athens will I bear my folly back
+ And follow you no further: let me go:
+ You see how simple and how fond I am.
+
+HERMIA Why, get you gone: who is't that hinders you?
+
+HELENA A foolish heart, that I leave here behind.
+
+HERMIA What, with Lysander?
+
+HELENA With Demetrius.
+
+LYSANDER Be not afraid; she shall not harm thee, Helena.
+
+DEMETRIUS No, sir, she shall not, though you take her part.
+
+HELENA O, when she's angry, she is keen and shrewd!
+ She was a vixen when she went to school;
+ And though she be but little, she is fierce.
+
+HERMIA 'Little' again! nothing but 'low' and 'little'!
+ Why will you suffer her to flout me thus?
+ Let me come to her.
+
+LYSANDER Get you gone, you dwarf;
+ You minimus, of hindering knot-grass made;
+ You bead, you acorn.
+
+DEMETRIUS You are too officious
+ In her behalf that scorns your services.
+ Let her alone: speak not of Helena;
+ Take not her part; for, if thou dost intend
+ Never so little show of love to her,
+ Thou shalt aby it.
+
+LYSANDER Now she holds me not;
+ Now follow, if thou darest, to try whose right,
+ Of thine or mine, is most in Helena.
+
+DEMETRIUS Follow! nay, I'll go with thee, cheek by jole.
+
+ [Exeunt LYSANDER and DEMETRIUS]
+
+HERMIA You, mistress, all this coil is 'long of you:
+ Nay, go not back.
+
+HELENA I will not trust you, I,
+ Nor longer stay in your curst company.
+ Your hands than mine are quicker for a fray,
+ My legs are longer though, to run away.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HERMIA I am amazed, and know not what to say.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OBERON This is thy negligence: still thou mistakest,
+ Or else committ'st thy knaveries wilfully.
+
+PUCK Believe me, king of shadows, I mistook.
+ Did not you tell me I should know the man
+ By the Athenian garment be had on?
+ And so far blameless proves my enterprise,
+ That I have 'nointed an Athenian's eyes;
+ And so far am I glad it so did sort
+ As this their jangling I esteem a sport.
+
+OBERON Thou see'st these lovers seek a place to fight:
+ Hie therefore, Robin, overcast the night;
+ The starry welkin cover thou anon
+ With drooping fog as black as Acheron,
+ And lead these testy rivals so astray
+ As one come not within another's way.
+ Like to Lysander sometime frame thy tongue,
+ Then stir Demetrius up with bitter wrong;
+ And sometime rail thou like Demetrius;
+ And from each other look thou lead them thus,
+ Till o'er their brows death-counterfeiting sleep
+ With leaden legs and batty wings doth creep:
+ Then crush this herb into Lysander's eye;
+ Whose liquor hath this virtuous property,
+ To take from thence all error with his might,
+ And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight.
+ When they next wake, all this derision
+ Shall seem a dream and fruitless vision,
+ And back to Athens shall the lovers wend,
+ With league whose date till death shall never end.
+ Whiles I in this affair do thee employ,
+ I'll to my queen and beg her Indian boy;
+ And then I will her charmed eye release
+ From monster's view, and all things shall be peace.
+
+PUCK My fairy lord, this must be done with haste,
+ For night's swift dragons cut the clouds full fast,
+ And yonder shines Aurora's harbinger;
+ At whose approach, ghosts, wandering here and there,
+ Troop home to churchyards: damned spirits all,
+ That in crossways and floods have burial,
+ Already to their wormy beds are gone;
+ For fear lest day should look their shames upon,
+ They willfully themselves exile from light
+ And must for aye consort with black-brow'd night.
+
+OBERON But we are spirits of another sort:
+ I with the morning's love have oft made sport,
+ And, like a forester, the groves may tread,
+ Even till the eastern gate, all fiery-red,
+ Opening on Neptune with fair blessed beams,
+ Turns into yellow gold his salt green streams.
+ But, notwithstanding, haste; make no delay:
+ We may effect this business yet ere day.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PUCK Up and down, up and down,
+ I will lead them up and down:
+ I am fear'd in field and town:
+ Goblin, lead them up and down.
+ Here comes one.
+
+ [Re-enter LYSANDER]
+
+LYSANDER Where art thou, proud Demetrius? speak thou now.
+
+PUCK Here, villain; drawn and ready. Where art thou?
+
+LYSANDER I will be with thee straight.
+
+PUCK Follow me, then,
+ To plainer ground.
+
+ [Exit LYSANDER, as following the voice]
+
+ [Re-enter DEMETRIUS]
+
+DEMETRIUS Lysander! speak again:
+ Thou runaway, thou coward, art thou fled?
+ Speak! In some bush? Where dost thou hide thy head?
+
+PUCK Thou coward, art thou bragging to the stars,
+ Telling the bushes that thou look'st for wars,
+ And wilt not come? Come, recreant; come, thou child;
+ I'll whip thee with a rod: he is defiled
+ That draws a sword on thee.
+
+DEMETRIUS Yea, art thou there?
+
+PUCK Follow my voice: we'll try no manhood here.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Re-enter LYSANDER]
+
+LYSANDER He goes before me and still dares me on:
+ When I come where he calls, then he is gone.
+ The villain is much lighter-heel'd than I:
+ I follow'd fast, but faster he did fly;
+ That fallen am I in dark uneven way,
+ And here will rest me.
+
+ [Lies down]
+
+ Come, thou gentle day!
+ For if but once thou show me thy grey light,
+ I'll find Demetrius and revenge this spite.
+
+ [Sleeps]
+
+ [Re-enter PUCK and DEMETRIUS]
+
+PUCK Ho, ho, ho! Coward, why comest thou not?
+
+DEMETRIUS Abide me, if thou darest; for well I wot
+ Thou runn'st before me, shifting every place,
+ And darest not stand, nor look me in the face.
+ Where art thou now?
+
+PUCK Come hither: I am here.
+
+DEMETRIUS Nay, then, thou mock'st me. Thou shalt buy this dear,
+ If ever I thy face by daylight see:
+ Now, go thy way. Faintness constraineth me
+ To measure out my length on this cold bed.
+ By day's approach look to be visited.
+
+ [Lies down and sleeps]
+
+ [Re-enter HELENA]
+
+HELENA O weary night, O long and tedious night,
+ Abate thy hour! Shine comforts from the east,
+ That I may back to Athens by daylight,
+ From these that my poor company detest:
+ And sleep, that sometimes shuts up sorrow's eye,
+ Steal me awhile from mine own company.
+
+ [Lies down and sleeps]
+
+PUCK Yet but three? Come one more;
+ Two of both kinds make up four.
+ Here she comes, curst and sad:
+ Cupid is a knavish lad,
+ Thus to make poor females mad.
+
+ [Re-enter HERMIA]
+
+HERMIA Never so weary, never so in woe,
+ Bedabbled with the dew and torn with briers,
+ I can no further crawl, no further go;
+ My legs can keep no pace with my desires.
+ Here will I rest me till the break of day.
+ Heavens shield Lysander, if they mean a fray!
+
+ [Lies down and sleeps]
+
+PUCK On the ground
+ Sleep sound:
+ I'll apply
+ To your eye,
+ Gentle lover, remedy.
+
+ [Squeezing the juice on LYSANDER's eyes]
+
+ When thou wakest,
+ Thou takest
+ True delight
+ In the sight
+ Of thy former lady's eye:
+ And the country proverb known,
+ That every man should take his own,
+ In your waking shall be shown:
+ Jack shall have Jill;
+ Nought shall go ill;
+ The man shall have his mare again, and all shall be well.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I The same. LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HELENA, and HERMIA
+ lying asleep.
+
+
+ [Enter TITANIA and BOTTOM; PEASEBLOSSOM, COBWEB, MOTH,
+ MUSTARDSEED, and other Fairies attending; OBERON
+ behind unseen]
+
+TITANIA Come, sit thee down upon this flowery bed,
+ While I thy amiable cheeks do coy,
+ And stick musk-roses in thy sleek smooth head,
+ And kiss thy fair large ears, my gentle joy.
+
+BOTTOM Where's Peaseblossom?
+
+PEASEBLOSSOM Ready.
+
+BOTTOM Scratch my head Peaseblossom. Where's Mounsieur Cobweb?
+
+COBWEB Ready.
+
+BOTTOM Mounsieur Cobweb, good mounsieur, get you your
+ weapons in your hand, and kill me a red-hipped
+ humble-bee on the top of a thistle; and, good
+ mounsieur, bring me the honey-bag. Do not fret
+ yourself too much in the action, mounsieur; and,
+ good mounsieur, have a care the honey-bag break not;
+ I would be loath to have you overflown with a
+ honey-bag, signior. Where's Mounsieur Mustardseed?
+
+MUSTARDSEED Ready.
+
+BOTTOM Give me your neaf, Mounsieur Mustardseed. Pray you,
+ leave your courtesy, good mounsieur.
+
+MUSTARDSEED What's your Will?
+
+BOTTOM Nothing, good mounsieur, but to help Cavalery Cobweb
+ to scratch. I must to the barber's, monsieur; for
+ methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face; and I
+ am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me,
+ I must scratch.
+
+TITANIA What, wilt thou hear some music,
+ my sweet love?
+
+BOTTOM I have a reasonable good ear in music. Let's have
+ the tongs and the bones.
+
+TITANIA Or say, sweet love, what thou desirest to eat.
+
+BOTTOM Truly, a peck of provender: I could munch your good
+ dry oats. Methinks I have a great desire to a bottle
+ of hay: good hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow.
+
+TITANIA I have a venturous fairy that shall seek
+ The squirrel's hoard, and fetch thee new nuts.
+
+BOTTOM I had rather have a handful or two of dried peas.
+ But, I pray you, let none of your people stir me: I
+ have an exposition of sleep come upon me.
+
+TITANIA Sleep thou, and I will wind thee in my arms.
+ Fairies, begone, and be all ways away.
+
+ [Exeunt fairies]
+
+ So doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle
+ Gently entwist; the female ivy so
+ Enrings the barky fingers of the elm.
+ O, how I love thee! how I dote on thee!
+
+ [They sleep]
+
+ [Enter PUCK]
+
+OBERON [Advancing] Welcome, good Robin.
+ See'st thou this sweet sight?
+ Her dotage now I do begin to pity:
+ For, meeting her of late behind the wood,
+ Seeking sweet favours from this hateful fool,
+ I did upbraid her and fall out with her;
+ For she his hairy temples then had rounded
+ With a coronet of fresh and fragrant flowers;
+ And that same dew, which sometime on the buds
+ Was wont to swell like round and orient pearls,
+ Stood now within the pretty flowerets' eyes
+ Like tears that did their own disgrace bewail.
+ When I had at my pleasure taunted her
+ And she in mild terms begg'd my patience,
+ I then did ask of her her changeling child;
+ Which straight she gave me, and her fairy sent
+ To bear him to my bower in fairy land.
+ And now I have the boy, I will undo
+ This hateful imperfection of her eyes:
+ And, gentle Puck, take this transformed scalp
+ From off the head of this Athenian swain;
+ That, he awaking when the other do,
+ May all to Athens back again repair
+ And think no more of this night's accidents
+ But as the fierce vexation of a dream.
+ But first I will release the fairy queen.
+ Be as thou wast wont to be;
+ See as thou wast wont to see:
+ Dian's bud o'er Cupid's flower
+ Hath such force and blessed power.
+ Now, my Titania; wake you, my sweet queen.
+
+TITANIA My Oberon! what visions have I seen!
+ Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.
+
+OBERON There lies your love.
+
+TITANIA How came these things to pass?
+ O, how mine eyes do loathe his visage now!
+
+OBERON Silence awhile. Robin, take off this head.
+ Titania, music call; and strike more dead
+ Than common sleep of all these five the sense.
+
+TITANIA Music, ho! music, such as charmeth sleep!
+
+ [Music, still]
+
+PUCK Now, when thou wakest, with thine
+ own fool's eyes peep.
+
+OBERON Sound, music! Come, my queen, take hands with me,
+ And rock the ground whereon these sleepers be.
+ Now thou and I are new in amity,
+ And will to-morrow midnight solemnly
+ Dance in Duke Theseus' house triumphantly,
+ And bless it to all fair prosperity:
+ There shall the pairs of faithful lovers be
+ Wedded, with Theseus, all in jollity.
+
+PUCK Fairy king, attend, and mark:
+ I do hear the morning lark.
+
+OBERON Then, my queen, in silence sad,
+ Trip we after the night's shade:
+ We the globe can compass soon,
+ Swifter than the wandering moon.
+
+TITANIA Come, my lord, and in our flight
+ Tell me how it came this night
+ That I sleeping here was found
+ With these mortals on the ground.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Horns winded within]
+
+ [Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and train]
+
+THESEUS Go, one of you, find out the forester;
+ For now our observation is perform'd;
+ And since we have the vaward of the day,
+ My love shall hear the music of my hounds.
+ Uncouple in the western valley; let them go:
+ Dispatch, I say, and find the forester.
+
+ [Exit an Attendant]
+
+ We will, fair queen, up to the mountain's top,
+ And mark the musical confusion
+ Of hounds and echo in conjunction.
+
+HIPPOLYTA I was with Hercules and Cadmus once,
+ When in a wood of Crete they bay'd the bear
+ With hounds of Sparta: never did I hear
+ Such gallant chiding: for, besides the groves,
+ The skies, the fountains, every region near
+ Seem'd all one mutual cry: I never heard
+ So musical a discord, such sweet thunder.
+
+THESEUS My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind,
+ So flew'd, so sanded, and their heads are hung
+ With ears that sweep away the morning dew;
+ Crook-knee'd, and dew-lapp'd like Thessalian bulls;
+ Slow in pursuit, but match'd in mouth like bells,
+ Each under each. A cry more tuneable
+ Was never holla'd to, nor cheer'd with horn,
+ In Crete, in Sparta, nor in Thessaly:
+ Judge when you hear. But, soft! what nymphs are these?
+
+EGEUS My lord, this is my daughter here asleep;
+ And this, Lysander; this Demetrius is;
+ This Helena, old Nedar's Helena:
+ I wonder of their being here together.
+
+THESEUS No doubt they rose up early to observe
+ The rite of May, and hearing our intent,
+ Came here in grace our solemnity.
+ But speak, Egeus; is not this the day
+ That Hermia should give answer of her choice?
+
+EGEUS It is, my lord.
+
+THESEUS Go, bid the huntsmen wake them with their horns.
+
+ [Horns and shout within. LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS,
+ HELENA, and HERMIA wake and start up]
+
+ Good morrow, friends. Saint Valentine is past:
+ Begin these wood-birds but to couple now?
+
+LYSANDER Pardon, my lord.
+
+THESEUS I pray you all, stand up.
+ I know you two are rival enemies:
+ How comes this gentle concord in the world,
+ That hatred is so far from jealousy,
+ To sleep by hate, and fear no enmity?
+
+LYSANDER My lord, I shall reply amazedly,
+ Half sleep, half waking: but as yet, I swear,
+ I cannot truly say how I came here;
+ But, as I think,--for truly would I speak,
+ And now do I bethink me, so it is,--
+ I came with Hermia hither: our intent
+ Was to be gone from Athens, where we might,
+ Without the peril of the Athenian law.
+
+EGEUS Enough, enough, my lord; you have enough:
+ I beg the law, the law, upon his head.
+ They would have stolen away; they would, Demetrius,
+ Thereby to have defeated you and me,
+ You of your wife and me of my consent,
+ Of my consent that she should be your wife.
+
+DEMETRIUS My lord, fair Helen told me of their stealth,
+ Of this their purpose hither to this wood;
+ And I in fury hither follow'd them,
+ Fair Helena in fancy following me.
+ But, my good lord, I wot not by what power,--
+ But by some power it is,--my love to Hermia,
+ Melted as the snow, seems to me now
+ As the remembrance of an idle gaud
+ Which in my childhood I did dote upon;
+ And all the faith, the virtue of my heart,
+ The object and the pleasure of mine eye,
+ Is only Helena. To her, my lord,
+ Was I betroth'd ere I saw Hermia:
+ But, like in sickness, did I loathe this food;
+ But, as in health, come to my natural taste,
+ Now I do wish it, love it, long for it,
+ And will for evermore be true to it.
+
+THESEUS Fair lovers, you are fortunately met:
+ Of this discourse we more will hear anon.
+ Egeus, I will overbear your will;
+ For in the temple by and by with us
+ These couples shall eternally be knit:
+ And, for the morning now is something worn,
+ Our purposed hunting shall be set aside.
+ Away with us to Athens; three and three,
+ We'll hold a feast in great solemnity.
+ Come, Hippolyta.
+
+ [Exeunt THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, EGEUS, and train]
+
+DEMETRIUS These things seem small and undistinguishable,
+HERMIA Methinks I see these things with parted eye,
+ When every thing seems double.
+
+HELENA So methinks:
+ And I have found Demetrius like a jewel,
+ Mine own, and not mine own.
+
+DEMETRIUS Are you sure
+ That we are awake? It seems to me
+ That yet we sleep, we dream. Do not you think
+ The duke was here, and bid us follow him?
+
+HERMIA Yea; and my father.
+
+HELENA And Hippolyta.
+
+LYSANDER And he did bid us follow to the temple.
+
+DEMETRIUS Why, then, we are awake: let's follow him
+ And by the way let us recount our dreams.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+BOTTOM [Awaking] When my cue comes, call me, and I will
+ answer: my next is, 'Most fair Pyramus.' Heigh-ho!
+ Peter Quince! Flute, the bellows-mender! Snout,
+ the tinker! Starveling! God's my life, stolen
+ hence, and left me asleep! I have had a most rare
+ vision. I have had a dream, past the wit of man to
+ say what dream it was: man is but an ass, if he go
+ about to expound this dream. Methought I was--there
+ is no man can tell what. Methought I was,--and
+ methought I had,--but man is but a patched fool, if
+ he will offer to say what methought I had. The eye
+ of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not
+ seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue
+ to conceive, nor his heart to report, what my dream
+ was. I will get Peter Quince to write a ballad of
+ this dream: it shall be called Bottom's Dream,
+ because it hath no bottom; and I will sing it in the
+ latter end of a play, before the duke:
+ peradventure, to make it the more gracious, I shall
+ sing it at her death.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Athens. QUINCE'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter QUINCE, FLUTE, SNOUT, and STARVELING]
+
+QUINCE Have you sent to Bottom's house? is he come home yet?
+
+STARVELING He cannot be heard of. Out of doubt he is
+ transported.
+
+FLUTE If he come not, then the play is marred: it goes
+ not forward, doth it?
+
+QUINCE It is not possible: you have not a man in all
+ Athens able to discharge Pyramus but he.
+
+FLUTE No, he hath simply the best wit of any handicraft
+ man in Athens.
+
+QUINCE Yea and the best person too; and he is a very
+ paramour for a sweet voice.
+
+FLUTE You must say 'paragon:' a paramour is, God bless us,
+ a thing of naught.
+
+ [Enter SNUG]
+
+SNUG Masters, the duke is coming from the temple, and
+ there is two or three lords and ladies more married:
+ if our sport had gone forward, we had all been made
+ men.
+
+FLUTE O sweet bully Bottom! Thus hath he lost sixpence a
+ day during his life; he could not have 'scaped
+ sixpence a day: an the duke had not given him
+ sixpence a day for playing Pyramus, I'll be hanged;
+ he would have deserved it: sixpence a day in
+ Pyramus, or nothing.
+
+ [Enter BOTTOM]
+
+BOTTOM Where are these lads? where are these hearts?
+
+QUINCE Bottom! O most courageous day! O most happy hour!
+
+BOTTOM Masters, I am to discourse wonders: but ask me not
+ what; for if I tell you, I am no true Athenian. I
+ will tell you every thing, right as it fell out.
+
+QUINCE Let us hear, sweet Bottom.
+
+BOTTOM Not a word of me. All that I will tell you is, that
+ the duke hath dined. Get your apparel together,
+ good strings to your beards, new ribbons to your
+ pumps; meet presently at the palace; every man look
+ o'er his part; for the short and the long is, our
+ play is preferred. In any case, let Thisby have
+ clean linen; and let not him that plays the lion
+ pair his nails, for they shall hang out for the
+ lion's claws. And, most dear actors, eat no onions
+ nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath; and I
+ do not doubt but to hear them say, it is a sweet
+ comedy. No more words: away! go, away!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Athens. The palace of THESEUS.
+
+
+ [Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, Lords and
+ Attendants]
+
+HIPPOLYTA 'Tis strange my Theseus, that these
+ lovers speak of.
+
+THESEUS More strange than true: I never may believe
+ These antique fables, nor these fairy toys.
+ Lovers and madmen have such seething brains,
+ Such shaping fantasies, that apprehend
+ More than cool reason ever comprehends.
+ The lunatic, the lover and the poet
+ Are of imagination all compact:
+ One sees more devils than vast hell can hold,
+ That is, the madman: the lover, all as frantic,
+ Sees Helen's beauty in a brow of Egypt:
+ The poet's eye, in fine frenzy rolling,
+ Doth glance from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven;
+ And as imagination bodies forth
+ The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen
+ Turns them to shapes and gives to airy nothing
+ A local habitation and a name.
+ Such tricks hath strong imagination,
+ That if it would but apprehend some joy,
+ It comprehends some bringer of that joy;
+ Or in the night, imagining some fear,
+ How easy is a bush supposed a bear!
+
+HIPPOLYTA But all the story of the night told over,
+ And all their minds transfigured so together,
+ More witnesseth than fancy's images
+ And grows to something of great constancy;
+ But, howsoever, strange and admirable.
+
+THESEUS Here come the lovers, full of joy and mirth.
+
+ [Enter LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HERMIA, and HELENA]
+
+ Joy, gentle friends! joy and fresh days of love
+ Accompany your hearts!
+
+LYSANDER More than to us
+ Wait in your royal walks, your board, your bed!
+
+THESEUS Come now; what masques, what dances shall we have,
+ To wear away this long age of three hours
+ Between our after-supper and bed-time?
+ Where is our usual manager of mirth?
+ What revels are in hand? Is there no play,
+ To ease the anguish of a torturing hour?
+ Call Philostrate.
+
+PHILOSTRATE Here, mighty Theseus.
+
+THESEUS Say, what abridgement have you for this evening?
+ What masque? what music? How shall we beguile
+ The lazy time, if not with some delight?
+
+PHILOSTRATE There is a brief how many sports are ripe:
+ Make choice of which your highness will see first.
+
+ [Giving a paper]
+
+THESEUS [Reads] 'The battle with the Centaurs, to be sung
+ By an Athenian eunuch to the harp.'
+ We'll none of that: that have I told my love,
+ In glory of my kinsman Hercules.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'The riot of the tipsy Bacchanals,
+ Tearing the Thracian singer in their rage.'
+ That is an old device; and it was play'd
+ When I from Thebes came last a conqueror.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'The thrice three Muses mourning for the death
+ Of Learning, late deceased in beggary.'
+ That is some satire, keen and critical,
+ Not sorting with a nuptial ceremony.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus
+ And his love Thisbe; very tragical mirth.'
+ Merry and tragical! tedious and brief!
+ That is, hot ice and wondrous strange snow.
+ How shall we find the concord of this discord?
+
+PHILOSTRATE A play there is, my lord, some ten words long,
+ Which is as brief as I have known a play;
+ But by ten words, my lord, it is too long,
+ Which makes it tedious; for in all the play
+ There is not one word apt, one player fitted:
+ And tragical, my noble lord, it is;
+ For Pyramus therein doth kill himself.
+ Which, when I saw rehearsed, I must confess,
+ Made mine eyes water; but more merry tears
+ The passion of loud laughter never shed.
+
+THESEUS What are they that do play it?
+
+PHILOSTRATE Hard-handed men that work in Athens here,
+ Which never labour'd in their minds till now,
+ And now have toil'd their unbreathed memories
+ With this same play, against your nuptial.
+
+THESEUS And we will hear it.
+
+PHILOSTRATE No, my noble lord;
+ It is not for you: I have heard it over,
+ And it is nothing, nothing in the world;
+ Unless you can find sport in their intents,
+ Extremely stretch'd and conn'd with cruel pain,
+ To do you service.
+
+THESEUS I will hear that play;
+ For never anything can be amiss,
+ When simpleness and duty tender it.
+ Go, bring them in: and take your places, ladies.
+
+ [Exit PHILOSTRATE]
+
+HIPPOLYTA I love not to see wretchedness o'er charged
+ And duty in his service perishing.
+
+THESEUS Why, gentle sweet, you shall see no such thing.
+
+HIPPOLYTA He says they can do nothing in this kind.
+
+THESEUS The kinder we, to give them thanks for nothing.
+ Our sport shall be to take what they mistake:
+ And what poor duty cannot do, noble respect
+ Takes it in might, not merit.
+ Where I have come, great clerks have purposed
+ To greet me with premeditated welcomes;
+ Where I have seen them shiver and look pale,
+ Make periods in the midst of sentences,
+ Throttle their practised accent in their fears
+ And in conclusion dumbly have broke off,
+ Not paying me a welcome. Trust me, sweet,
+ Out of this silence yet I pick'd a welcome;
+ And in the modesty of fearful duty
+ I read as much as from the rattling tongue
+ Of saucy and audacious eloquence.
+ Love, therefore, and tongue-tied simplicity
+ In least speak most, to my capacity.
+
+ [Re-enter PHILOSTRATE]
+
+PHILOSTRATE So please your grace, the Prologue is address'd.
+
+THESEUS Let him approach.
+
+ [Flourish of trumpets]
+
+ [Enter QUINCE for the Prologue]
+
+Prologue If we offend, it is with our good will.
+ That you should think, we come not to offend,
+ But with good will. To show our simple skill,
+ That is the true beginning of our end.
+ Consider then we come but in despite.
+ We do not come as minding to contest you,
+ Our true intent is. All for your delight
+ We are not here. That you should here repent you,
+ The actors are at hand and by their show
+ You shall know all that you are like to know.
+
+THESEUS This fellow doth not stand upon points.
+
+LYSANDER He hath rid his prologue like a rough colt; he knows
+ not the stop. A good moral, my lord: it is not
+ enough to speak, but to speak true.
+
+HIPPOLYTA Indeed he hath played on his prologue like a child
+ on a recorder; a sound, but not in government.
+
+THESEUS His speech, was like a tangled chain; nothing
+ impaired, but all disordered. Who is next?
+
+ [Enter Pyramus and Thisbe, Wall, Moonshine, and Lion]
+
+Prologue Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show;
+ But wonder on, till truth make all things plain.
+ This man is Pyramus, if you would know;
+ This beauteous lady Thisby is certain.
+ This man, with lime and rough-cast, doth present
+ Wall, that vile Wall which did these lovers sunder;
+ And through Wall's chink, poor souls, they are content
+ To whisper. At the which let no man wonder.
+ This man, with lanthorn, dog, and bush of thorn,
+ Presenteth Moonshine; for, if you will know,
+ By moonshine did these lovers think no scorn
+ To meet at Ninus' tomb, there, there to woo.
+ This grisly beast, which Lion hight by name,
+ The trusty Thisby, coming first by night,
+ Did scare away, or rather did affright;
+ And, as she fled, her mantle she did fall,
+ Which Lion vile with bloody mouth did stain.
+ Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall,
+ And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain:
+ Whereat, with blade, with bloody blameful blade,
+ He bravely broach'd is boiling bloody breast;
+ And Thisby, tarrying in mulberry shade,
+ His dagger drew, and died. For all the rest,
+ Let Lion, Moonshine, Wall, and lovers twain
+ At large discourse, while here they do remain.
+
+ [Exeunt Prologue, Thisbe, Lion, and Moonshine]
+
+THESEUS I wonder if the lion be to speak.
+
+DEMETRIUS No wonder, my lord: one lion may, when many asses do.
+
+Wall In this same interlude it doth befall
+ That I, one Snout by name, present a wall;
+ And such a wall, as I would have you think,
+ That had in it a crannied hole or chink,
+ Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby,
+ Did whisper often very secretly.
+ This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show
+ That I am that same wall; the truth is so:
+ And this the cranny is, right and sinister,
+ Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.
+
+THESEUS Would you desire lime and hair to speak better?
+
+DEMETRIUS It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard
+ discourse, my lord.
+
+ [Enter Pyramus]
+
+THESEUS Pyramus draws near the wall: silence!
+
+Pyramus O grim-look'd night! O night with hue so black!
+ O night, which ever art when day is not!
+ O night, O night! alack, alack, alack,
+ I fear my Thisby's promise is forgot!
+ And thou, O wall, O sweet, O lovely wall,
+ That stand'st between her father's ground and mine!
+ Thou wall, O wall, O sweet and lovely wall,
+ Show me thy chink, to blink through with mine eyne!
+
+ [Wall holds up his fingers]
+
+ Thanks, courteous wall: Jove shield thee well for this!
+ But what see I? No Thisby do I see.
+ O wicked wall, through whom I see no bliss!
+ Cursed be thy stones for thus deceiving me!
+
+THESEUS The wall, methinks, being sensible, should curse again.
+
+Pyramus No, in truth, sir, he should not. 'Deceiving me'
+ is Thisby's cue: she is to enter now, and I am to
+ spy her through the wall. You shall see, it will
+ fall pat as I told you. Yonder she comes.
+
+ [Enter Thisbe]
+
+Thisbe O wall, full often hast thou heard my moans,
+ For parting my fair Pyramus and me!
+ My cherry lips have often kiss'd thy stones,
+ Thy stones with lime and hair knit up in thee.
+
+Pyramus I see a voice: now will I to the chink,
+ To spy an I can hear my Thisby's face. Thisby!
+
+Thisbe My love thou art, my love I think.
+
+Pyramus Think what thou wilt, I am thy lover's grace;
+ And, like Limander, am I trusty still.
+
+Thisbe And I like Helen, till the Fates me kill.
+
+Pyramus Not Shafalus to Procrus was so true.
+
+Thisbe As Shafalus to Procrus, I to you.
+
+Pyramus O kiss me through the hole of this vile wall!
+
+Thisbe I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all.
+
+Pyramus Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb meet me straightway?
+
+Thisbe 'Tide life, 'tide death, I come without delay.
+
+ [Exeunt Pyramus and Thisbe]
+
+Wall Thus have I, Wall, my part discharged so;
+ And, being done, thus Wall away doth go.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+THESEUS Now is the mural down between the two neighbours.
+
+DEMETRIUS No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear
+ without warning.
+
+HIPPOLYTA This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard.
+
+THESEUS The best in this kind are but shadows; and the worst
+ are no worse, if imagination amend them.
+
+HIPPOLYTA It must be your imagination then, and not theirs.
+
+THESEUS If we imagine no worse of them than they of
+ themselves, they may pass for excellent men. Here
+ come two noble beasts in, a man and a lion.
+
+ [Enter Lion and Moonshine]
+
+Lion You, ladies, you, whose gentle hearts do fear
+ The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor,
+ May now perchance both quake and tremble here,
+ When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar.
+ Then know that I, one Snug the joiner, am
+ A lion-fell, nor else no lion's dam;
+ For, if I should as lion come in strife
+ Into this place, 'twere pity on my life.
+
+THESEUS A very gentle beast, of a good conscience.
+
+DEMETRIUS The very best at a beast, my lord, that e'er I saw.
+
+LYSANDER This lion is a very fox for his valour.
+
+THESEUS True; and a goose for his discretion.
+
+DEMETRIUS Not so, my lord; for his valour cannot carry his
+ discretion; and the fox carries the goose.
+
+THESEUS His discretion, I am sure, cannot carry his valour;
+ for the goose carries not the fox. It is well:
+ leave it to his discretion, and let us listen to the moon.
+
+Moonshine This lanthorn doth the horned moon present;--
+
+DEMETRIUS He should have worn the horns on his head.
+
+THESEUS He is no crescent, and his horns are
+ invisible within the circumference.
+
+Moonshine This lanthorn doth the horned moon present;
+ Myself the man i' the moon do seem to be.
+
+THESEUS This is the greatest error of all the rest: the man
+ should be put into the lanthorn. How is it else the
+ man i' the moon?
+
+DEMETRIUS He dares not come there for the candle; for, you
+ see, it is already in snuff.
+
+HIPPOLYTA I am aweary of this moon: would he would change!
+
+THESEUS It appears, by his small light of discretion, that
+ he is in the wane; but yet, in courtesy, in all
+ reason, we must stay the time.
+
+LYSANDER Proceed, Moon.
+
+Moonshine All that I have to say, is, to tell you that the
+ lanthorn is the moon; I, the man in the moon; this
+ thorn-bush, my thorn-bush; and this dog, my dog.
+
+DEMETRIUS Why, all these should be in the lanthorn; for all
+ these are in the moon. But, silence! here comes Thisbe.
+
+ [Enter Thisbe]
+
+Thisbe This is old Ninny's tomb. Where is my love?
+
+Lion [Roaring] Oh--
+
+ [Thisbe runs off]
+
+DEMETRIUS Well roared, Lion.
+
+THESEUS Well run, Thisbe.
+
+HIPPOLYTA Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a
+ good grace.
+
+ [The Lion shakes Thisbe's mantle, and exit]
+
+THESEUS Well moused, Lion.
+
+LYSANDER And so the lion vanished.
+
+DEMETRIUS And then came Pyramus.
+
+ [Enter Pyramus]
+
+Pyramus Sweet Moon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams;
+ I thank thee, Moon, for shining now so bright;
+ For, by thy gracious, golden, glittering gleams,
+ I trust to take of truest Thisby sight.
+ But stay, O spite!
+ But mark, poor knight,
+ What dreadful dole is here!
+ Eyes, do you see?
+ How can it be?
+ O dainty duck! O dear!
+ Thy mantle good,
+ What, stain'd with blood!
+ Approach, ye Furies fell!
+ O Fates, come, come,
+ Cut thread and thrum;
+ Quail, crush, conclude, and quell!
+
+THESEUS This passion, and the death of a dear friend, would
+ go near to make a man look sad.
+
+HIPPOLYTA Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man.
+
+Pyramus O wherefore, Nature, didst thou lions frame?
+ Since lion vile hath here deflower'd my dear:
+ Which is--no, no--which was the fairest dame
+ That lived, that loved, that liked, that look'd
+ with cheer.
+ Come, tears, confound;
+ Out, sword, and wound
+ The pap of Pyramus;
+ Ay, that left pap,
+ Where heart doth hop:
+
+ [Stabs himself]
+
+ Thus die I, thus, thus, thus.
+ Now am I dead,
+ Now am I fled;
+ My soul is in the sky:
+ Tongue, lose thy light;
+ Moon take thy flight:
+
+ [Exit Moonshine]
+
+ Now die, die, die, die, die.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+DEMETRIUS No die, but an ace, for him; for he is but one.
+
+LYSANDER Less than an ace, man; for he is dead; he is nothing.
+
+THESEUS With the help of a surgeon he might yet recover, and
+ prove an ass.
+
+HIPPOLYTA How chance Moonshine is gone before Thisbe comes
+ back and finds her lover?
+
+THESEUS She will find him by starlight. Here she comes; and
+ her passion ends the play.
+
+ [Re-enter Thisbe]
+
+HIPPOLYTA Methinks she should not use a long one for such a
+ Pyramus: I hope she will be brief.
+
+DEMETRIUS A mote will turn the balance, which Pyramus, which
+ Thisbe, is the better; he for a man, God warrant us;
+ she for a woman, God bless us.
+
+LYSANDER She hath spied him already with those sweet eyes.
+
+DEMETRIUS And thus she means, videlicet:--
+
+Thisbe Asleep, my love?
+ What, dead, my dove?
+ O Pyramus, arise!
+ Speak, speak. Quite dumb?
+ Dead, dead? A tomb
+ Must cover thy sweet eyes.
+ These My lips,
+ This cherry nose,
+ These yellow cowslip cheeks,
+ Are gone, are gone:
+ Lovers, make moan:
+ His eyes were green as leeks.
+ O Sisters Three,
+ Come, come to me,
+ With hands as pale as milk;
+ Lay them in gore,
+ Since you have shore
+ With shears his thread of silk.
+ Tongue, not a word:
+ Come, trusty sword;
+ Come, blade, my breast imbrue:
+
+ [Stabs herself]
+
+ And, farewell, friends;
+ Thus Thisby ends:
+ Adieu, adieu, adieu.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+THESEUS Moonshine and Lion are left to bury the dead.
+
+DEMETRIUS Ay, and Wall too.
+
+BOTTOM [Starting up] No assure you; the wall is down that
+ parted their fathers. Will it please you to see the
+ epilogue, or to hear a Bergomask dance between two
+ of our company?
+
+THESEUS No epilogue, I pray you; for your play needs no
+ excuse. Never excuse; for when the players are all
+ dead, there needs none to be blamed. Marry, if he
+ that writ it had played Pyramus and hanged himself
+ in Thisbe's garter, it would have been a fine
+ tragedy: and so it is, truly; and very notably
+ discharged. But come, your Bergomask: let your
+ epilogue alone.
+
+ [A dance]
+
+ The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve:
+ Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time.
+ I fear we shall out-sleep the coming morn
+ As much as we this night have overwatch'd.
+ This palpable-gross play hath well beguiled
+ The heavy gait of night. Sweet friends, to bed.
+ A fortnight hold we this solemnity,
+ In nightly revels and new jollity.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Enter PUCK]
+
+PUCK Now the hungry lion roars,
+ And the wolf behowls the moon;
+ Whilst the heavy ploughman snores,
+ All with weary task fordone.
+ Now the wasted brands do glow,
+ Whilst the screech-owl, screeching loud,
+ Puts the wretch that lies in woe
+ In remembrance of a shroud.
+ Now it is the time of night
+ That the graves all gaping wide,
+ Every one lets forth his sprite,
+ In the church-way paths to glide:
+ And we fairies, that do run
+ By the triple Hecate's team,
+ From the presence of the sun,
+ Following darkness like a dream,
+ Now are frolic: not a mouse
+ Shall disturb this hallow'd house:
+ I am sent with broom before,
+ To sweep the dust behind the door.
+
+ [Enter OBERON and TITANIA with their train]
+
+OBERON Through the house give gathering light,
+ By the dead and drowsy fire:
+ Every elf and fairy sprite
+ Hop as light as bird from brier;
+ And this ditty, after me,
+ Sing, and dance it trippingly.
+
+TITANIA First, rehearse your song by rote
+ To each word a warbling note:
+ Hand in hand, with fairy grace,
+ Will we sing, and bless this place.
+
+ [Song and dance]
+
+OBERON Now, until the break of day,
+ Through this house each fairy stray.
+ To the best bride-bed will we,
+ Which by us shall blessed be;
+ And the issue there create
+ Ever shall be fortunate.
+ So shall all the couples three
+ Ever true in loving be;
+ And the blots of Nature's hand
+ Shall not in their issue stand;
+ Never mole, hare lip, nor scar,
+ Nor mark prodigious, such as are
+ Despised in nativity,
+ Shall upon their children be.
+ With this field-dew consecrate,
+ Every fairy take his gait;
+ And each several chamber bless,
+ Through this palace, with sweet peace;
+ And the owner of it blest
+ Ever shall in safety rest.
+ Trip away; make no stay;
+ Meet me all by break of day.
+
+ [Exeunt OBERON, TITANIA, and train]
+
+PUCK If we shadows have offended,
+ Think but this, and all is mended,
+ That you have but slumber'd here
+ While these visions did appear.
+ And this weak and idle theme,
+ No more yielding but a dream,
+ Gentles, do not reprehend:
+ if you pardon, we will mend:
+ And, as I am an honest Puck,
+ If we have unearned luck
+ Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
+ We will make amends ere long;
+ Else the Puck a liar call;
+ So, good night unto you all.
+ Give me your hands, if we be friends,
+ And Robin shall restore amends.
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+DON PEDRO prince of Arragon.
+
+DON JOHN his bastard brother.
+
+CLAUDIO a young lord of Florence.
+
+BENEDICK a young lord of Padua.
+
+LEONATO governor of Messina.
+
+ANTONIO his brother.
+
+BALTHASAR attendant on Don Pedro.
+
+
+CONRADE |
+ | followers of Don John.
+BORACHIO |
+
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS:
+
+DOGBERRY a constable.
+
+VERGES a headborough.
+ A Sexton.
+ A Boy.
+
+HERO daughter to Leonato.
+
+BEATRICE niece to Leonato.
+
+
+MARGARET |
+ | gentlewomen attending on Hero.
+URSULA |
+
+
+ Messengers, Watch, Attendants, &c. (Lord:)
+ (Messenger:)
+ (Watchman:)
+ (First Watchman:)
+ (Second Watchman:)
+
+
+SCENE Messina.
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before LEONATO'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter LEONATO, HERO, and BEATRICE, with a
+ Messenger]
+
+LEONATO I learn in this letter that Don Peter of Arragon
+ comes this night to Messina.
+
+Messenger He is very near by this: he was not three leagues off
+ when I left him.
+
+LEONATO How many gentlemen have you lost in this action?
+
+Messenger But few of any sort, and none of name.
+
+LEONATO A victory is twice itself when the achiever brings
+ home full numbers. I find here that Don Peter hath
+ bestowed much honour on a young Florentine called Claudio.
+
+Messenger Much deserved on his part and equally remembered by
+ Don Pedro: he hath borne himself beyond the
+ promise of his age, doing, in the figure of a lamb,
+ the feats of a lion: he hath indeed better
+ bettered expectation than you must expect of me to
+ tell you how.
+
+LEONATO He hath an uncle here in Messina will be very much
+ glad of it.
+
+Messenger I have already delivered him letters, and there
+ appears much joy in him; even so much that joy could
+ not show itself modest enough without a badge of
+ bitterness.
+
+LEONATO Did he break out into tears?
+
+Messenger In great measure.
+
+LEONATO A kind overflow of kindness: there are no faces
+ truer than those that are so washed. How much
+ better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping!
+
+BEATRICE I pray you, is Signior Mountanto returned from the
+ wars or no?
+
+Messenger I know none of that name, lady: there was none such
+ in the army of any sort.
+
+LEONATO What is he that you ask for, niece?
+
+HERO My cousin means Signior Benedick of Padua.
+
+Messenger O, he's returned; and as pleasant as ever he was.
+
+BEATRICE He set up his bills here in Messina and challenged
+ Cupid at the flight; and my uncle's fool, reading
+ the challenge, subscribed for Cupid, and challenged
+ him at the bird-bolt. I pray you, how many hath he
+ killed and eaten in these wars? But how many hath
+ he killed? for indeed I promised to eat all of his killing.
+
+LEONATO Faith, niece, you tax Signior Benedick too much;
+ but he'll be meet with you, I doubt it not.
+
+Messenger He hath done good service, lady, in these wars.
+
+BEATRICE You had musty victual, and he hath holp to eat it:
+ he is a very valiant trencherman; he hath an
+ excellent stomach.
+
+Messenger And a good soldier too, lady.
+
+BEATRICE And a good soldier to a lady: but what is he to a lord?
+
+Messenger A lord to a lord, a man to a man; stuffed with all
+ honourable virtues.
+
+BEATRICE It is so, indeed; he is no less than a stuffed man:
+ but for the stuffing,--well, we are all mortal.
+
+LEONATO You must not, sir, mistake my niece. There is a
+ kind of merry war betwixt Signior Benedick and her:
+ they never meet but there's a skirmish of wit
+ between them.
+
+BEATRICE Alas! he gets nothing by that. In our last
+ conflict four of his five wits went halting off, and
+ now is the whole man governed with one: so that if
+ he have wit enough to keep himself warm, let him
+ bear it for a difference between himself and his
+ horse; for it is all the wealth that he hath left,
+ to be known a reasonable creature. Who is his
+ companion now? He hath every month a new sworn brother.
+
+Messenger Is't possible?
+
+BEATRICE Very easily possible: he wears his faith but as
+ the fashion of his hat; it ever changes with the
+ next block.
+
+Messenger I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your books.
+
+BEATRICE No; an he were, I would burn my study. But, I pray
+ you, who is his companion? Is there no young
+ squarer now that will make a voyage with him to the devil?
+
+Messenger He is most in the company of the right noble Claudio.
+
+BEATRICE O Lord, he will hang upon him like a disease: he
+ is sooner caught than the pestilence, and the taker
+ runs presently mad. God help the noble Claudio! if
+ he have caught the Benedick, it will cost him a
+ thousand pound ere a' be cured.
+
+Messenger I will hold friends with you, lady.
+
+BEATRICE Do, good friend.
+
+LEONATO You will never run mad, niece.
+
+BEATRICE No, not till a hot January.
+
+Messenger Don Pedro is approached.
+
+ [Enter DON PEDRO, DON JOHN, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK,
+ and BALTHASAR]
+
+DON PEDRO Good Signior Leonato, you are come to meet your
+ trouble: the fashion of the world is to avoid
+ cost, and you encounter it.
+
+LEONATO Never came trouble to my house in the likeness of
+ your grace: for trouble being gone, comfort should
+ remain; but when you depart from me, sorrow abides
+ and happiness takes his leave.
+
+DON PEDRO You embrace your charge too willingly. I think this
+ is your daughter.
+
+LEONATO Her mother hath many times told me so.
+
+BENEDICK Were you in doubt, sir, that you asked her?
+
+LEONATO Signior Benedick, no; for then were you a child.
+
+DON PEDRO You have it full, Benedick: we may guess by this
+ what you are, being a man. Truly, the lady fathers
+ herself. Be happy, lady; for you are like an
+ honourable father.
+
+BENEDICK If Signior Leonato be her father, she would not
+ have his head on her shoulders for all Messina, as
+ like him as she is.
+
+BEATRICE I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior
+ Benedick: nobody marks you.
+
+BENEDICK What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?
+
+BEATRICE Is it possible disdain should die while she hath
+ such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick?
+ Courtesy itself must convert to disdain, if you come
+ in her presence.
+
+BENEDICK Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I
+ am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I
+ would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard
+ heart; for, truly, I love none.
+
+BEATRICE A dear happiness to women: they would else have
+ been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God
+ and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I
+ had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man
+ swear he loves me.
+
+BENEDICK God keep your ladyship still in that mind! so some
+ gentleman or other shall 'scape a predestinate
+ scratched face.
+
+BEATRICE Scratching could not make it worse, an 'twere such
+ a face as yours were.
+
+BENEDICK Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher.
+
+BEATRICE A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours.
+
+BENEDICK I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, and
+ so good a continuer. But keep your way, i' God's
+ name; I have done.
+
+BEATRICE You always end with a jade's trick: I know you of old.
+
+DON PEDRO That is the sum of all, Leonato. Signior Claudio
+ and Signior Benedick, my dear friend Leonato hath
+ invited you all. I tell him we shall stay here at
+ the least a month; and he heartily prays some
+ occasion may detain us longer. I dare swear he is no
+ hypocrite, but prays from his heart.
+
+LEONATO If you swear, my lord, you shall not be forsworn.
+
+ [To DON JOHN]
+
+ Let me bid you welcome, my lord: being reconciled to
+ the prince your brother, I owe you all duty.
+
+DON JOHN I thank you: I am not of many words, but I thank
+ you.
+
+LEONATO Please it your grace lead on?
+
+DON PEDRO Your hand, Leonato; we will go together.
+
+ [Exeunt all except BENEDICK and CLAUDIO]
+
+CLAUDIO Benedick, didst thou note the daughter of Signior Leonato?
+
+BENEDICK I noted her not; but I looked on her.
+
+CLAUDIO Is she not a modest young lady?
+
+BENEDICK Do you question me, as an honest man should do, for
+ my simple true judgment; or would you have me speak
+ after my custom, as being a professed tyrant to their sex?
+
+CLAUDIO No; I pray thee speak in sober judgment.
+
+BENEDICK Why, i' faith, methinks she's too low for a high
+ praise, too brown for a fair praise and too little
+ for a great praise: only this commendation I can
+ afford her, that were she other than she is, she
+ were unhandsome; and being no other but as she is, I
+ do not like her.
+
+CLAUDIO Thou thinkest I am in sport: I pray thee tell me
+ truly how thou likest her.
+
+BENEDICK Would you buy her, that you inquire after her?
+
+CLAUDIO Can the world buy such a jewel?
+
+BENEDICK Yea, and a case to put it into. But speak you this
+ with a sad brow? or do you play the flouting Jack,
+ to tell us Cupid is a good hare-finder and Vulcan a
+ rare carpenter? Come, in what key shall a man take
+ you, to go in the song?
+
+CLAUDIO In mine eye she is the sweetest lady that ever I
+ looked on.
+
+BENEDICK I can see yet without spectacles and I see no such
+ matter: there's her cousin, an she were not
+ possessed with a fury, exceeds her as much in beauty
+ as the first of May doth the last of December. But I
+ hope you have no intent to turn husband, have you?
+
+CLAUDIO I would scarce trust myself, though I had sworn the
+ contrary, if Hero would be my wife.
+
+BENEDICK Is't come to this? In faith, hath not the world
+ one man but he will wear his cap with suspicion?
+ Shall I never see a bachelor of three-score again?
+ Go to, i' faith; an thou wilt needs thrust thy neck
+ into a yoke, wear the print of it and sigh away
+ Sundays. Look Don Pedro is returned to seek you.
+
+ [Re-enter DON PEDRO]
+
+DON PEDRO What secret hath held you here, that you followed
+ not to Leonato's?
+
+BENEDICK I would your grace would constrain me to tell.
+
+DON PEDRO I charge thee on thy allegiance.
+
+BENEDICK You hear, Count Claudio: I can be secret as a dumb
+ man; I would have you think so; but, on my
+ allegiance, mark you this, on my allegiance. He is
+ in love. With who? now that is your grace's part.
+ Mark how short his answer is;--With Hero, Leonato's
+ short daughter.
+
+CLAUDIO If this were so, so were it uttered.
+
+BENEDICK Like the old tale, my lord: 'it is not so, nor
+ 'twas not so, but, indeed, God forbid it should be
+ so.'
+
+CLAUDIO If my passion change not shortly, God forbid it
+ should be otherwise.
+
+DON PEDRO Amen, if you love her; for the lady is very well worthy.
+
+CLAUDIO You speak this to fetch me in, my lord.
+
+DON PEDRO By my troth, I speak my thought.
+
+CLAUDIO And, in faith, my lord, I spoke mine.
+
+BENEDICK And, by my two faiths and troths, my lord, I spoke mine.
+
+CLAUDIO That I love her, I feel.
+
+DON PEDRO That she is worthy, I know.
+
+BENEDICK That I neither feel how she should be loved nor
+ know how she should be worthy, is the opinion that
+ fire cannot melt out of me: I will die in it at the stake.
+
+DON PEDRO Thou wast ever an obstinate heretic in the despite
+ of beauty.
+
+CLAUDIO And never could maintain his part but in the force
+ of his will.
+
+BENEDICK That a woman conceived me, I thank her; that she
+ brought me up, I likewise give her most humble
+ thanks: but that I will have a recheat winded in my
+ forehead, or hang my bugle in an invisible baldrick,
+ all women shall pardon me. Because I will not do
+ them the wrong to mistrust any, I will do myself the
+ right to trust none; and the fine is, for the which
+ I may go the finer, I will live a bachelor.
+
+DON PEDRO I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love.
+
+BENEDICK With anger, with sickness, or with hunger, my lord,
+ not with love: prove that ever I lose more blood
+ with love than I will get again with drinking, pick
+ out mine eyes with a ballad-maker's pen and hang me
+ up at the door of a brothel-house for the sign of
+ blind Cupid.
+
+DON PEDRO Well, if ever thou dost fall from this faith, thou
+ wilt prove a notable argument.
+
+BENEDICK If I do, hang me in a bottle like a cat and shoot
+ at me; and he that hits me, let him be clapped on
+ the shoulder, and called Adam.
+
+DON PEDRO Well, as time shall try: 'In time the savage bull
+ doth bear the yoke.'
+
+BENEDICK The savage bull may; but if ever the sensible
+ Benedick bear it, pluck off the bull's horns and set
+ them in my forehead: and let me be vilely painted,
+ and in such great letters as they write 'Here is
+ good horse to hire,' let them signify under my sign
+ 'Here you may see Benedick the married man.'
+
+CLAUDIO If this should ever happen, thou wouldst be horn-mad.
+
+DON PEDRO Nay, if Cupid have not spent all his quiver in
+ Venice, thou wilt quake for this shortly.
+
+BENEDICK I look for an earthquake too, then.
+
+DON PEDRO Well, you temporize with the hours. In the
+ meantime, good Signior Benedick, repair to
+ Leonato's: commend me to him and tell him I will
+ not fail him at supper; for indeed he hath made
+ great preparation.
+
+BENEDICK I have almost matter enough in me for such an
+ embassage; and so I commit you--
+
+CLAUDIO To the tuition of God: From my house, if I had it,--
+
+DON PEDRO The sixth of July: Your loving friend, Benedick.
+
+BENEDICK Nay, mock not, mock not. The body of your
+ discourse is sometime guarded with fragments, and
+ the guards are but slightly basted on neither: ere
+ you flout old ends any further, examine your
+ conscience: and so I leave you.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CLAUDIO My liege, your highness now may do me good.
+
+DON PEDRO My love is thine to teach: teach it but how,
+ And thou shalt see how apt it is to learn
+ Any hard lesson that may do thee good.
+
+CLAUDIO Hath Leonato any son, my lord?
+
+DON PEDRO No child but Hero; she's his only heir.
+ Dost thou affect her, Claudio?
+
+CLAUDIO O, my lord,
+ When you went onward on this ended action,
+ I look'd upon her with a soldier's eye,
+ That liked, but had a rougher task in hand
+ Than to drive liking to the name of love:
+ But now I am return'd and that war-thoughts
+ Have left their places vacant, in their rooms
+ Come thronging soft and delicate desires,
+ All prompting me how fair young Hero is,
+ Saying, I liked her ere I went to wars.
+
+DON PEDRO Thou wilt be like a lover presently
+ And tire the hearer with a book of words.
+ If thou dost love fair Hero, cherish it,
+ And I will break with her and with her father,
+ And thou shalt have her. Was't not to this end
+ That thou began'st to twist so fine a story?
+
+CLAUDIO How sweetly you do minister to love,
+ That know love's grief by his complexion!
+ But lest my liking might too sudden seem,
+ I would have salved it with a longer treatise.
+
+DON PEDRO What need the bridge much broader than the flood?
+ The fairest grant is the necessity.
+ Look, what will serve is fit: 'tis once, thou lovest,
+ And I will fit thee with the remedy.
+ I know we shall have revelling to-night:
+ I will assume thy part in some disguise
+ And tell fair Hero I am Claudio,
+ And in her bosom I'll unclasp my heart
+ And take her hearing prisoner with the force
+ And strong encounter of my amorous tale:
+ Then after to her father will I break;
+ And the conclusion is, she shall be thine.
+ In practise let us put it presently.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II A room in LEONATO's house.
+
+
+ [Enter LEONATO and ANTONIO, meeting]
+
+LEONATO How now, brother! Where is my cousin, your son?
+ hath he provided this music?
+
+ANTONIO He is very busy about it. But, brother, I can tell
+ you strange news that you yet dreamt not of.
+
+LEONATO Are they good?
+
+ANTONIO As the event stamps them: but they have a good
+ cover; they show well outward. The prince and Count
+ Claudio, walking in a thick-pleached alley in mine
+ orchard, were thus much overheard by a man of mine:
+ the prince discovered to Claudio that he loved my
+ niece your daughter and meant to acknowledge it
+ this night in a dance: and if he found her
+ accordant, he meant to take the present time by the
+ top and instantly break with you of it.
+
+LEONATO Hath the fellow any wit that told you this?
+
+ANTONIO A good sharp fellow: I will send for him; and
+ question him yourself.
+
+LEONATO No, no; we will hold it as a dream till it appear
+ itself: but I will acquaint my daughter withal,
+ that she may be the better prepared for an answer,
+ if peradventure this be true. Go you and tell her of it.
+
+ [Enter Attendants]
+
+ Cousins, you know what you have to do. O, I cry you
+ mercy, friend; go you with me, and I will use your
+ skill. Good cousin, have a care this busy time.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same.
+
+
+ [Enter DON JOHN and CONRADE]
+
+CONRADE What the good-year, my lord! why are you thus out
+ of measure sad?
+
+DON JOHN There is no measure in the occasion that breeds;
+ therefore the sadness is without limit.
+
+CONRADE You should hear reason.
+
+DON JOHN And when I have heard it, what blessing brings it?
+
+CONRADE If not a present remedy, at least a patient
+ sufferance.
+
+DON JOHN I wonder that thou, being, as thou sayest thou art,
+ born under Saturn, goest about to apply a moral
+ medicine to a mortifying mischief. I cannot hide
+ what I am: I must be sad when I have cause and smile
+ at no man's jests, eat when I have stomach and wait
+ for no man's leisure, sleep when I am drowsy and
+ tend on no man's business, laugh when I am merry and
+ claw no man in his humour.
+
+CONRADE Yea, but you must not make the full show of this
+ till you may do it without controlment. You have of
+ late stood out against your brother, and he hath
+ ta'en you newly into his grace; where it is
+ impossible you should take true root but by the
+ fair weather that you make yourself: it is needful
+ that you frame the season for your own harvest.
+
+DON JOHN I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in
+ his grace, and it better fits my blood to be
+ disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob
+ love from any: in this, though I cannot be said to
+ be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied
+ but I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with
+ a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I
+ have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my
+ mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do
+ my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and
+ seek not to alter me.
+
+CONRADE Can you make no use of your discontent?
+
+DON JOHN I make all use of it, for I use it only.
+ Who comes here?
+
+ [Enter BORACHIO]
+
+ What news, Borachio?
+
+BORACHIO I came yonder from a great supper: the prince your
+ brother is royally entertained by Leonato: and I
+ can give you intelligence of an intended marriage.
+
+DON JOHN Will it serve for any model to build mischief on?
+ What is he for a fool that betroths himself to
+ unquietness?
+
+BORACHIO Marry, it is your brother's right hand.
+
+DON JOHN Who? the most exquisite Claudio?
+
+BORACHIO Even he.
+
+DON JOHN A proper squire! And who, and who? which way looks
+ he?
+
+BORACHIO Marry, on Hero, the daughter and heir of Leonato.
+
+DON JOHN A very forward March-chick! How came you to this?
+
+BORACHIO Being entertained for a perfumer, as I was smoking a
+ musty room, comes me the prince and Claudio, hand
+ in hand in sad conference: I whipt me behind the
+ arras; and there heard it agreed upon that the
+ prince should woo Hero for himself, and having
+ obtained her, give her to Count Claudio.
+
+DON JOHN Come, come, let us thither: this may prove food to
+ my displeasure. That young start-up hath all the
+ glory of my overthrow: if I can cross him any way, I
+ bless myself every way. You are both sure, and will assist me?
+
+CONRADE To the death, my lord.
+
+DON JOHN Let us to the great supper: their cheer is the
+ greater that I am subdued. Would the cook were of
+ my mind! Shall we go prove what's to be done?
+
+BORACHIO We'll wait upon your lordship.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I A hall in LEONATO'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter LEONATO, ANTONIO, HERO, BEATRICE, and others]
+
+
+LEONATO Was not Count John here at supper?
+
+ANTONIO I saw him not.
+
+BEATRICE How tartly that gentleman looks! I never can see
+ him but I am heart-burned an hour after.
+
+HERO He is of a very melancholy disposition.
+
+BEATRICE He were an excellent man that were made just in the
+ midway between him and Benedick: the one is too
+ like an image and says nothing, and the other too
+ like my lady's eldest son, evermore tattling.
+
+LEONATO Then half Signior Benedick's tongue in Count John's
+ mouth, and half Count John's melancholy in Signior
+ Benedick's face,--
+
+BEATRICE With a good leg and a good foot, uncle, and money
+ enough in his purse, such a man would win any woman
+ in the world, if a' could get her good-will.
+
+LEONATO By my troth, niece, thou wilt never get thee a
+ husband, if thou be so shrewd of thy tongue.
+
+ANTONIO In faith, she's too curst.
+
+BEATRICE Too curst is more than curst: I shall lessen God's
+ sending that way; for it is said, 'God sends a curst
+ cow short horns;' but to a cow too curst he sends none.
+
+LEONATO So, by being too curst, God will send you no horns.
+
+BEATRICE Just, if he send me no husband; for the which
+ blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and
+ evening. Lord, I could not endure a husband with a
+ beard on his face: I had rather lie in the woollen.
+
+LEONATO You may light on a husband that hath no beard.
+
+BEATRICE What should I do with him? dress him in my apparel
+ and make him my waiting-gentlewoman? He that hath a
+ beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no
+ beard is less than a man: and he that is more than
+ a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a
+ man, I am not for him: therefore, I will even take
+ sixpence in earnest of the bear-ward, and lead his
+ apes into hell.
+
+LEONATO Well, then, go you into hell?
+
+BEATRICE No, but to the gate; and there will the devil meet
+ me, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, and
+ say 'Get you to heaven, Beatrice, get you to
+ heaven; here's no place for you maids:' so deliver
+ I up my apes, and away to Saint Peter for the
+ heavens; he shows me where the bachelors sit, and
+ there live we as merry as the day is long.
+
+ANTONIO [To HERO] Well, niece, I trust you will be ruled
+ by your father.
+
+BEATRICE Yes, faith; it is my cousin's duty to make curtsy
+ and say 'Father, as it please you.' But yet for all
+ that, cousin, let him be a handsome fellow, or else
+ make another curtsy and say 'Father, as it please
+ me.'
+
+LEONATO Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband.
+
+BEATRICE Not till God make men of some other metal than
+ earth. Would it not grieve a woman to be
+ overmastered with a pierce of valiant dust? to make
+ an account of her life to a clod of wayward marl?
+ No, uncle, I'll none: Adam's sons are my brethren;
+ and, truly, I hold it a sin to match in my kindred.
+
+LEONATO Daughter, remember what I told you: if the prince
+ do solicit you in that kind, you know your answer.
+
+BEATRICE The fault will be in the music, cousin, if you be
+ not wooed in good time: if the prince be too
+ important, tell him there is measure in every thing
+ and so dance out the answer. For, hear me, Hero:
+ wooing, wedding, and repenting, is as a Scotch jig,
+ a measure, and a cinque pace: the first suit is hot
+ and hasty, like a Scotch jig, and full as
+ fantastical; the wedding, mannerly-modest, as a
+ measure, full of state and ancientry; and then comes
+ repentance and, with his bad legs, falls into the
+ cinque pace faster and faster, till he sink into his grave.
+
+LEONATO Cousin, you apprehend passing shrewdly.
+
+BEATRICE I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church by daylight.
+
+LEONATO The revellers are entering, brother: make good room.
+
+ [All put on their masks]
+
+ [Enter DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, BALTHASAR,
+ DON JOHN, BORACHIO, MARGARET, URSULA and others, masked]
+
+DON PEDRO Lady, will you walk about with your friend?
+
+HERO So you walk softly and look sweetly and say nothing,
+ I am yours for the walk; and especially when I walk away.
+
+DON PEDRO With me in your company?
+
+HERO I may say so, when I please.
+
+DON PEDRO And when please you to say so?
+
+HERO When I like your favour; for God defend the lute
+ should be like the case!
+
+DON PEDRO My visor is Philemon's roof; within the house is Jove.
+
+HERO Why, then, your visor should be thatched.
+
+DON PEDRO Speak low, if you speak love.
+
+ [Drawing her aside]
+
+BALTHASAR Well, I would you did like me.
+
+MARGARET So would not I, for your own sake; for I have many
+ ill-qualities.
+
+BALTHASAR Which is one?
+
+MARGARET I say my prayers aloud.
+
+BALTHASAR I love you the better: the hearers may cry, Amen.
+
+MARGARET God match me with a good dancer!
+
+BALTHASAR Amen.
+
+MARGARET And God keep him out of my sight when the dance is
+ done! Answer, clerk.
+
+BALTHASAR No more words: the clerk is answered.
+
+URSULA I know you well enough; you are Signior Antonio.
+
+ANTONIO At a word, I am not.
+
+URSULA I know you by the waggling of your head.
+
+ANTONIO To tell you true, I counterfeit him.
+
+URSULA You could never do him so ill-well, unless you were
+ the very man. Here's his dry hand up and down: you
+ are he, you are he.
+
+ANTONIO At a word, I am not.
+
+URSULA Come, come, do you think I do not know you by your
+ excellent wit? can virtue hide itself? Go to,
+ mum, you are he: graces will appear, and there's an
+ end.
+
+BEATRICE Will you not tell me who told you so?
+
+BENEDICK No, you shall pardon me.
+
+BEATRICE Nor will you not tell me who you are?
+
+BENEDICK Not now.
+
+BEATRICE That I was disdainful, and that I had my good wit
+ out of the 'Hundred Merry Tales:'--well this was
+ Signior Benedick that said so.
+
+BENEDICK What's he?
+
+BEATRICE I am sure you know him well enough.
+
+BENEDICK Not I, believe me.
+
+BEATRICE Did he never make you laugh?
+
+BENEDICK I pray you, what is he?
+
+BEATRICE Why, he is the prince's jester: a very dull fool;
+ only his gift is in devising impossible slanders:
+ none but libertines delight in him; and the
+ commendation is not in his wit, but in his villany;
+ for he both pleases men and angers them, and then
+ they laugh at him and beat him. I am sure he is in
+ the fleet: I would he had boarded me.
+
+BENEDICK When I know the gentleman, I'll tell him what you say.
+
+BEATRICE Do, do: he'll but break a comparison or two on me;
+ which, peradventure not marked or not laughed at,
+ strikes him into melancholy; and then there's a
+ partridge wing saved, for the fool will eat no
+ supper that night.
+
+ [Music]
+
+ We must follow the leaders.
+
+BENEDICK In every good thing.
+
+BEATRICE Nay, if they lead to any ill, I will leave them at
+ the next turning.
+
+ [Dance. Then exeunt all except DON JOHN, BORACHIO,
+ and CLAUDIO]
+
+DON JOHN Sure my brother is amorous on Hero and hath
+ withdrawn her father to break with him about it.
+ The ladies follow her and but one visor remains.
+
+BORACHIO And that is Claudio: I know him by his bearing.
+
+DON JOHN Are not you Signior Benedick?
+
+CLAUDIO You know me well; I am he.
+
+DON JOHN Signior, you are very near my brother in his love:
+ he is enamoured on Hero; I pray you, dissuade him
+ from her: she is no equal for his birth: you may
+ do the part of an honest man in it.
+
+CLAUDIO How know you he loves her?
+
+DON JOHN I heard him swear his affection.
+
+BORACHIO So did I too; and he swore he would marry her to-night.
+
+DON JOHN Come, let us to the banquet.
+
+ [Exeunt DON JOHN and BORACHIO]
+
+CLAUDIO Thus answer I in the name of Benedick,
+ But hear these ill news with the ears of Claudio.
+ 'Tis certain so; the prince wooes for himself.
+ Friendship is constant in all other things
+ Save in the office and affairs of love:
+ Therefore, all hearts in love use their own tongues;
+ Let every eye negotiate for itself
+ And trust no agent; for beauty is a witch
+ Against whose charms faith melteth into blood.
+ This is an accident of hourly proof,
+ Which I mistrusted not. Farewell, therefore, Hero!
+
+ [Re-enter BENEDICK]
+
+BENEDICK Count Claudio?
+
+CLAUDIO Yea, the same.
+
+BENEDICK Come, will you go with me?
+
+CLAUDIO Whither?
+
+BENEDICK Even to the next willow, about your own business,
+ county. What fashion will you wear the garland of?
+ about your neck, like an usurer's chain? or under
+ your arm, like a lieutenant's scarf? You must wear
+ it one way, for the prince hath got your Hero.
+
+CLAUDIO I wish him joy of her.
+
+BENEDICK Why, that's spoken like an honest drovier: so they
+ sell bullocks. But did you think the prince would
+ have served you thus?
+
+CLAUDIO I pray you, leave me.
+
+BENEDICK Ho! now you strike like the blind man: 'twas the
+ boy that stole your meat, and you'll beat the post.
+
+CLAUDIO If it will not be, I'll leave you.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BENEDICK Alas, poor hurt fowl! now will he creep into sedges.
+ But that my Lady Beatrice should know me, and not
+ know me! The prince's fool! Ha? It may be I go
+ under that title because I am merry. Yea, but so I
+ am apt to do myself wrong; I am not so reputed: it
+ is the base, though bitter, disposition of Beatrice
+ that puts the world into her person and so gives me
+ out. Well, I'll be revenged as I may.
+
+ [Re-enter DON PEDRO]
+
+DON PEDRO Now, signior, where's the count? did you see him?
+
+BENEDICK Troth, my lord, I have played the part of Lady Fame.
+ I found him here as melancholy as a lodge in a
+ warren: I told him, and I think I told him true,
+ that your grace had got the good will of this young
+ lady; and I offered him my company to a willow-tree,
+ either to make him a garland, as being forsaken, or
+ to bind him up a rod, as being worthy to be whipped.
+
+DON PEDRO To be whipped! What's his fault?
+
+BENEDICK The flat transgression of a schoolboy, who, being
+ overjoyed with finding a birds' nest, shows it his
+ companion, and he steals it.
+
+DON PEDRO Wilt thou make a trust a transgression? The
+ transgression is in the stealer.
+
+BENEDICK Yet it had not been amiss the rod had been made,
+ and the garland too; for the garland he might have
+ worn himself, and the rod he might have bestowed on
+ you, who, as I take it, have stolen his birds' nest.
+
+DON PEDRO I will but teach them to sing, and restore them to
+ the owner.
+
+BENEDICK If their singing answer your saying, by my faith,
+ you say honestly.
+
+DON PEDRO The Lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you: the
+ gentleman that danced with her told her she is much
+ wronged by you.
+
+BENEDICK O, she misused me past the endurance of a block!
+ an oak but with one green leaf on it would have
+ answered her; my very visor began to assume life and
+ scold with her. She told me, not thinking I had been
+ myself, that I was the prince's jester, that I was
+ duller than a great thaw; huddling jest upon jest
+ with such impossible conveyance upon me that I stood
+ like a man at a mark, with a whole army shooting at
+ me. She speaks poniards, and every word stabs:
+ if her breath were as terrible as her terminations,
+ there were no living near her; she would infect to
+ the north star. I would not marry her, though she
+ were endowed with all that Adam bad left him before
+ he transgressed: she would have made Hercules have
+ turned spit, yea, and have cleft his club to make
+ the fire too. Come, talk not of her: you shall find
+ her the infernal Ate in good apparel. I would to God
+ some scholar would conjure her; for certainly, while
+ she is here, a man may live as quiet in hell as in a
+ sanctuary; and people sin upon purpose, because they
+ would go thither; so, indeed, all disquiet, horror
+ and perturbation follows her.
+
+DON PEDRO Look, here she comes.
+
+ [Enter CLAUDIO, BEATRICE, HERO, and LEONATO]
+
+BENEDICK Will your grace command me any service to the
+ world's end? I will go on the slightest errand now
+ to the Antipodes that you can devise to send me on;
+ I will fetch you a tooth-picker now from the
+ furthest inch of Asia, bring you the length of
+ Prester John's foot, fetch you a hair off the great
+ Cham's beard, do you any embassage to the Pigmies,
+ rather than hold three words' conference with this
+ harpy. You have no employment for me?
+
+DON PEDRO None, but to desire your good company.
+
+BENEDICK O God, sir, here's a dish I love not: I cannot
+ endure my Lady Tongue.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DON PEDRO Come, lady, come; you have lost the heart of
+ Signior Benedick.
+
+BEATRICE Indeed, my lord, he lent it me awhile; and I gave
+ him use for it, a double heart for his single one:
+ marry, once before he won it of me with false dice,
+ therefore your grace may well say I have lost it.
+
+DON PEDRO You have put him down, lady, you have put him down.
+
+BEATRICE So I would not he should do me, my lord, lest I
+ should prove the mother of fools. I have brought
+ Count Claudio, whom you sent me to seek.
+
+DON PEDRO Why, how now, count! wherefore are you sad?
+
+CLAUDIO Not sad, my lord.
+
+DON PEDRO How then? sick?
+
+CLAUDIO Neither, my lord.
+
+BEATRICE The count is neither sad, nor sick, nor merry, nor
+ well; but civil count, civil as an orange, and
+ something of that jealous complexion.
+
+DON PEDRO I' faith, lady, I think your blazon to be true;
+ though, I'll be sworn, if he be so, his conceit is
+ false. Here, Claudio, I have wooed in thy name, and
+ fair Hero is won: I have broke with her father,
+ and his good will obtained: name the day of
+ marriage, and God give thee joy!
+
+LEONATO Count, take of me my daughter, and with her my
+ fortunes: his grace hath made the match, and an
+ grace say Amen to it.
+
+BEATRICE Speak, count, 'tis your cue.
+
+CLAUDIO Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were
+ but little happy, if I could say how much. Lady, as
+ you are mine, I am yours: I give away myself for
+ you and dote upon the exchange.
+
+BEATRICE Speak, cousin; or, if you cannot, stop his mouth
+ with a kiss, and let not him speak neither.
+
+DON PEDRO In faith, lady, you have a merry heart.
+
+BEATRICE Yea, my lord; I thank it, poor fool, it keeps on
+ the windy side of care. My cousin tells him in his
+ ear that he is in her heart.
+
+CLAUDIO And so she doth, cousin.
+
+BEATRICE Good Lord, for alliance! Thus goes every one to the
+ world but I, and I am sunburnt; I may sit in a
+ corner and cry heigh-ho for a husband!
+
+DON PEDRO Lady Beatrice, I will get you one.
+
+BEATRICE I would rather have one of your father's getting.
+ Hath your grace ne'er a brother like you? Your
+ father got excellent husbands, if a maid could come by them.
+
+DON PEDRO Will you have me, lady?
+
+BEATRICE No, my lord, unless I might have another for
+ working-days: your grace is too costly to wear
+ every day. But, I beseech your grace, pardon me: I
+ was born to speak all mirth and no matter.
+
+DON PEDRO Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best
+ becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in
+ a merry hour.
+
+BEATRICE No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there
+ was a star danced, and under that was I born.
+ Cousins, God give you joy!
+
+LEONATO Niece, will you look to those things I told you of?
+
+BEATRICE I cry you mercy, uncle. By your grace's pardon.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DON PEDRO By my troth, a pleasant-spirited lady.
+
+LEONATO There's little of the melancholy element in her, my
+ lord: she is never sad but when she sleeps, and
+ not ever sad then; for I have heard my daughter say,
+ she hath often dreamed of unhappiness and waked
+ herself with laughing.
+
+DON PEDRO She cannot endure to hear tell of a husband.
+
+LEONATO O, by no means: she mocks all her wooers out of suit.
+
+DON PEDRO She were an excellent wife for Benedict.
+
+LEONATO O Lord, my lord, if they were but a week married,
+ they would talk themselves mad.
+
+DON PEDRO County Claudio, when mean you to go to church?
+
+CLAUDIO To-morrow, my lord: time goes on crutches till love
+ have all his rites.
+
+LEONATO Not till Monday, my dear son, which is hence a just
+ seven-night; and a time too brief, too, to have all
+ things answer my mind.
+
+DON PEDRO Come, you shake the head at so long a breathing:
+ but, I warrant thee, Claudio, the time shall not go
+ dully by us. I will in the interim undertake one of
+ Hercules' labours; which is, to bring Signior
+ Benedick and the Lady Beatrice into a mountain of
+ affection the one with the other. I would fain have
+ it a match, and I doubt not but to fashion it, if
+ you three will but minister such assistance as I
+ shall give you direction.
+
+LEONATO My lord, I am for you, though it cost me ten
+ nights' watchings.
+
+CLAUDIO And I, my lord.
+
+DON PEDRO And you too, gentle Hero?
+
+HERO I will do any modest office, my lord, to help my
+ cousin to a good husband.
+
+DON PEDRO And Benedick is not the unhopefullest husband that
+ I know. Thus far can I praise him; he is of a noble
+ strain, of approved valour and confirmed honesty. I
+ will teach you how to humour your cousin, that she
+ shall fall in love with Benedick; and I, with your
+ two helps, will so practise on Benedick that, in
+ despite of his quick wit and his queasy stomach, he
+ shall fall in love with Beatrice. If we can do this,
+ Cupid is no longer an archer: his glory shall be
+ ours, for we are the only love-gods. Go in with me,
+ and I will tell you my drift.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same.
+
+
+ [Enter DON JOHN and BORACHIO]
+
+DON JOHN It is so; the Count Claudio shall marry the
+ daughter of Leonato.
+
+BORACHIO Yea, my lord; but I can cross it.
+
+DON JOHN Any bar, any cross, any impediment will be
+ medicinable to me: I am sick in displeasure to him,
+ and whatsoever comes athwart his affection ranges
+ evenly with mine. How canst thou cross this marriage?
+
+BORACHIO Not honestly, my lord; but so covertly that no
+ dishonesty shall appear in me.
+
+DON JOHN Show me briefly how.
+
+BORACHIO I think I told your lordship a year since, how much
+ I am in the favour of Margaret, the waiting
+ gentlewoman to Hero.
+
+DON JOHN I remember.
+
+BORACHIO I can, at any unseasonable instant of the night,
+ appoint her to look out at her lady's chamber window.
+
+DON JOHN What life is in that, to be the death of this marriage?
+
+BORACHIO The poison of that lies in you to temper. Go you to
+ the prince your brother; spare not to tell him that
+ he hath wronged his honour in marrying the renowned
+ Claudio--whose estimation do you mightily hold
+ up--to a contaminated stale, such a one as Hero.
+
+DON JOHN What proof shall I make of that?
+
+BORACHIO Proof enough to misuse the prince, to vex Claudio,
+ to undo Hero and kill Leonato. Look you for any
+ other issue?
+
+DON JOHN Only to despite them, I will endeavour any thing.
+
+BORACHIO Go, then; find me a meet hour to draw Don Pedro and
+ the Count Claudio alone: tell them that you know
+ that Hero loves me; intend a kind of zeal both to the
+ prince and Claudio, as,--in love of your brother's
+ honour, who hath made this match, and his friend's
+ reputation, who is thus like to be cozened with the
+ semblance of a maid,--that you have discovered
+ thus. They will scarcely believe this without trial:
+ offer them instances; which shall bear no less
+ likelihood than to see me at her chamber-window,
+ hear me call Margaret Hero, hear Margaret term me
+ Claudio; and bring them to see this the very night
+ before the intended wedding,--for in the meantime I
+ will so fashion the matter that Hero shall be
+ absent,--and there shall appear such seeming truth
+ of Hero's disloyalty that jealousy shall be called
+ assurance and all the preparation overthrown.
+
+DON JOHN Grow this to what adverse issue it can, I will put
+ it in practise. Be cunning in the working this, and
+ thy fee is a thousand ducats.
+
+BORACHIO Be you constant in the accusation, and my cunning
+ shall not shame me.
+
+DON JOHN I will presently go learn their day of marriage.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III LEONATO'S orchard.
+
+
+ [Enter BENEDICK]
+
+BENEDICK Boy!
+
+ [Enter Boy]
+
+Boy Signior?
+
+BENEDICK In my chamber-window lies a book: bring it hither
+ to me in the orchard.
+
+Boy I am here already, sir.
+
+BENEDICK I know that; but I would have thee hence, and here again.
+
+ [Exit Boy]
+
+ I do much wonder that one man, seeing how much
+ another man is a fool when he dedicates his
+ behaviors to love, will, after he hath laughed at
+ such shallow follies in others, become the argument
+ of his own scorn by failing in love: and such a man
+ is Claudio. I have known when there was no music
+ with him but the drum and the fife; and now had he
+ rather hear the tabour and the pipe: I have known
+ when he would have walked ten mile a-foot to see a
+ good armour; and now will he lie ten nights awake,
+ carving the fashion of a new doublet. He was wont to
+ speak plain and to the purpose, like an honest man
+ and a soldier; and now is he turned orthography; his
+ words are a very fantastical banquet, just so many
+ strange dishes. May I be so converted and see with
+ these eyes? I cannot tell; I think not: I will not
+ be sworn, but love may transform me to an oyster; but
+ I'll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster
+ of me, he shall never make me such a fool. One woman
+ is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am
+ well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all
+ graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in
+ my grace. Rich she shall be, that's certain; wise,
+ or I'll none; virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her;
+ fair, or I'll never look on her; mild, or come not
+ near me; noble, or not I for an angel; of good
+ discourse, an excellent musician, and her hair shall
+ be of what colour it please God. Ha! the prince and
+ Monsieur Love! I will hide me in the arbour.
+
+ [Withdraws]
+
+ [Enter DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, and LEONATO]
+
+DON PEDRO Come, shall we hear this music?
+
+CLAUDIO Yea, my good lord. How still the evening is,
+ As hush'd on purpose to grace harmony!
+
+DON PEDRO See you where Benedick hath hid himself?
+
+CLAUDIO O, very well, my lord: the music ended,
+ We'll fit the kid-fox with a pennyworth.
+
+ [Enter BALTHASAR with Music]
+
+DON PEDRO Come, Balthasar, we'll hear that song again.
+
+BALTHASAR O, good my lord, tax not so bad a voice
+ To slander music any more than once.
+
+DON PEDRO It is the witness still of excellency
+ To put a strange face on his own perfection.
+ I pray thee, sing, and let me woo no more.
+
+BALTHASAR Because you talk of wooing, I will sing;
+ Since many a wooer doth commence his suit
+ To her he thinks not worthy, yet he wooes,
+ Yet will he swear he loves.
+
+DON PEDRO Now, pray thee, come;
+ Or, if thou wilt hold longer argument,
+ Do it in notes.
+
+BALTHASAR Note this before my notes;
+ There's not a note of mine that's worth the noting.
+
+DON PEDRO Why, these are very crotchets that he speaks;
+ Note, notes, forsooth, and nothing.
+ [Air]
+
+BENEDICK Now, divine air! now is his soul ravished! Is it
+ not strange that sheeps' guts should hale souls out
+ of men's bodies? Well, a horn for my money, when
+ all's done.
+
+ [The Song]
+
+BALTHASAR Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
+ Men were deceivers ever,
+ One foot in sea and one on shore,
+ To one thing constant never:
+ Then sigh not so, but let them go,
+ And be you blithe and bonny,
+ Converting all your sounds of woe
+ Into Hey nonny, nonny.
+
+ Sing no more ditties, sing no moe,
+ Of dumps so dull and heavy;
+ The fraud of men was ever so,
+ Since summer first was leafy:
+ Then sigh not so, &c.
+
+DON PEDRO By my troth, a good song.
+
+BALTHASAR And an ill singer, my lord.
+
+DON PEDRO Ha, no, no, faith; thou singest well enough for a shift.
+
+BENEDICK An he had been a dog that should have howled thus,
+ they would have hanged him: and I pray God his bad
+ voice bode no mischief. I had as lief have heard the
+ night-raven, come what plague could have come after
+ it.
+
+DON PEDRO Yea, marry, dost thou hear, Balthasar? I pray thee,
+ get us some excellent music; for to-morrow night we
+ would have it at the Lady Hero's chamber-window.
+
+BALTHASAR The best I can, my lord.
+
+DON PEDRO Do so: farewell.
+
+ [Exit BALTHASAR]
+
+ Come hither, Leonato. What was it you told me of
+ to-day, that your niece Beatrice was in love with
+ Signior Benedick?
+
+CLAUDIO O, ay: stalk on. stalk on; the fowl sits. I did
+ never think that lady would have loved any man.
+
+LEONATO No, nor I neither; but most wonderful that she
+ should so dote on Signior Benedick, whom she hath in
+ all outward behaviors seemed ever to abhor.
+
+BENEDICK Is't possible? Sits the wind in that corner?
+
+LEONATO By my troth, my lord, I cannot tell what to think
+ of it but that she loves him with an enraged
+ affection: it is past the infinite of thought.
+
+DON PEDRO May be she doth but counterfeit.
+
+CLAUDIO Faith, like enough.
+
+LEONATO O God, counterfeit! There was never counterfeit of
+ passion came so near the life of passion as she
+ discovers it.
+
+DON PEDRO Why, what effects of passion shows she?
+
+CLAUDIO Bait the hook well; this fish will bite.
+
+LEONATO What effects, my lord? She will sit you, you heard
+ my daughter tell you how.
+
+CLAUDIO She did, indeed.
+
+DON PEDRO How, how, pray you? You amaze me: I would have I
+ thought her spirit had been invincible against all
+ assaults of affection.
+
+LEONATO I would have sworn it had, my lord; especially
+ against Benedick.
+
+BENEDICK I should think this a gull, but that the
+ white-bearded fellow speaks it: knavery cannot,
+ sure, hide himself in such reverence.
+
+CLAUDIO He hath ta'en the infection: hold it up.
+
+DON PEDRO Hath she made her affection known to Benedick?
+
+LEONATO No; and swears she never will: that's her torment.
+
+CLAUDIO 'Tis true, indeed; so your daughter says: 'Shall
+ I,' says she, 'that have so oft encountered him
+ with scorn, write to him that I love him?'
+
+LEONATO This says she now when she is beginning to write to
+ him; for she'll be up twenty times a night, and
+ there will she sit in her smock till she have writ a
+ sheet of paper: my daughter tells us all.
+
+CLAUDIO Now you talk of a sheet of paper, I remember a
+ pretty jest your daughter told us of.
+
+LEONATO O, when she had writ it and was reading it over, she
+ found Benedick and Beatrice between the sheet?
+
+CLAUDIO That.
+
+LEONATO O, she tore the letter into a thousand halfpence;
+ railed at herself, that she should be so immodest
+ to write to one that she knew would flout her; 'I
+ measure him,' says she, 'by my own spirit; for I
+ should flout him, if he writ to me; yea, though I
+ love him, I should.'
+
+CLAUDIO Then down upon her knees she falls, weeps, sobs,
+ beats her heart, tears her hair, prays, curses; 'O
+ sweet Benedick! God give me patience!'
+
+LEONATO She doth indeed; my daughter says so: and the
+ ecstasy hath so much overborne her that my daughter
+ is sometime afeared she will do a desperate outrage
+ to herself: it is very true.
+
+DON PEDRO It were good that Benedick knew of it by some
+ other, if she will not discover it.
+
+CLAUDIO To what end? He would make but a sport of it and
+ torment the poor lady worse.
+
+DON PEDRO An he should, it were an alms to hang him. She's an
+ excellent sweet lady; and, out of all suspicion,
+ she is virtuous.
+
+CLAUDIO And she is exceeding wise.
+
+DON PEDRO In every thing but in loving Benedick.
+
+LEONATO O, my lord, wisdom and blood combating in so tender
+ a body, we have ten proofs to one that blood hath
+ the victory. I am sorry for her, as I have just
+ cause, being her uncle and her guardian.
+
+DON PEDRO I would she had bestowed this dotage on me: I would
+ have daffed all other respects and made her half
+ myself. I pray you, tell Benedick of it, and hear
+ what a' will say.
+
+LEONATO Were it good, think you?
+
+CLAUDIO Hero thinks surely she will die; for she says she
+ will die, if he love her not, and she will die, ere
+ she make her love known, and she will die, if he woo
+ her, rather than she will bate one breath of her
+ accustomed crossness.
+
+DON PEDRO She doth well: if she should make tender of her
+ love, 'tis very possible he'll scorn it; for the
+ man, as you know all, hath a contemptible spirit.
+
+CLAUDIO He is a very proper man.
+
+DON PEDRO He hath indeed a good outward happiness.
+
+CLAUDIO Before God! and, in my mind, very wise.
+
+DON PEDRO He doth indeed show some sparks that are like wit.
+
+CLAUDIO And I take him to be valiant.
+
+DON PEDRO As Hector, I assure you: and in the managing of
+ quarrels you may say he is wise; for either he
+ avoids them with great discretion, or undertakes
+ them with a most Christian-like fear.
+
+LEONATO If he do fear God, a' must necessarily keep peace:
+ if he break the peace, he ought to enter into a
+ quarrel with fear and trembling.
+
+DON PEDRO And so will he do; for the man doth fear God,
+ howsoever it seems not in him by some large jests
+ he will make. Well I am sorry for your niece. Shall
+ we go seek Benedick, and tell him of her love?
+
+CLAUDIO Never tell him, my lord: let her wear it out with
+ good counsel.
+
+LEONATO Nay, that's impossible: she may wear her heart out first.
+
+DON PEDRO Well, we will hear further of it by your daughter:
+ let it cool the while. I love Benedick well; and I
+ could wish he would modestly examine himself, to see
+ how much he is unworthy so good a lady.
+
+LEONATO My lord, will you walk? dinner is ready.
+
+CLAUDIO If he do not dote on her upon this, I will never
+ trust my expectation.
+
+DON PEDRO Let there be the same net spread for her; and that
+ must your daughter and her gentlewomen carry. The
+ sport will be, when they hold one an opinion of
+ another's dotage, and no such matter: that's the
+ scene that I would see, which will be merely a
+ dumb-show. Let us send her to call him in to dinner.
+
+ [Exeunt DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, and LEONATO]
+
+BENEDICK [Coming forward] This can be no trick: the
+ conference was sadly borne. They have the truth of
+ this from Hero. They seem to pity the lady: it
+ seems her affections have their full bent. Love me!
+ why, it must be requited. I hear how I am censured:
+ they say I will bear myself proudly, if I perceive
+ the love come from her; they say too that she will
+ rather die than give any sign of affection. I did
+ never think to marry: I must not seem proud: happy
+ are they that hear their detractions and can put
+ them to mending. They say the lady is fair; 'tis a
+ truth, I can bear them witness; and virtuous; 'tis
+ so, I cannot reprove it; and wise, but for loving
+ me; by my troth, it is no addition to her wit, nor
+ no great argument of her folly, for I will be
+ horribly in love with her. I may chance have some
+ odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me,
+ because I have railed so long against marriage: but
+ doth not the appetite alter? a man loves the meat
+ in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.
+ Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of
+ the brain awe a man from the career of his humour?
+ No, the world must be peopled. When I said I would
+ die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I
+ were married. Here comes Beatrice. By this day!
+ she's a fair lady: I do spy some marks of love in
+ her.
+
+ [Enter BEATRICE]
+
+BEATRICE Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner.
+
+BENEDICK Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.
+
+BEATRICE I took no more pains for those thanks than you take
+ pains to thank me: if it had been painful, I would
+ not have come.
+
+BENEDICK You take pleasure then in the message?
+
+BEATRICE Yea, just so much as you may take upon a knife's
+ point and choke a daw withal. You have no stomach,
+ signior: fare you well.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BENEDICK Ha! 'Against my will I am sent to bid you come in
+ to dinner;' there's a double meaning in that 'I took
+ no more pains for those thanks than you took pains
+ to thank me.' that's as much as to say, Any pains
+ that I take for you is as easy as thanks. If I do
+ not take pity of her, I am a villain; if I do not
+ love her, I am a Jew. I will go get her picture.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I LEONATO'S garden.
+
+
+ [Enter HERO, MARGARET, and URSULA]
+
+HERO Good Margaret, run thee to the parlor;
+ There shalt thou find my cousin Beatrice
+ Proposing with the prince and Claudio:
+ Whisper her ear and tell her, I and Ursula
+ Walk in the orchard and our whole discourse
+ Is all of her; say that thou overheard'st us;
+ And bid her steal into the pleached bower,
+ Where honeysuckles, ripen'd by the sun,
+ Forbid the sun to enter, like favourites,
+ Made proud by princes, that advance their pride
+ Against that power that bred it: there will she hide her,
+ To listen our purpose. This is thy office;
+ Bear thee well in it and leave us alone.
+
+MARGARET I'll make her come, I warrant you, presently.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HERO Now, Ursula, when Beatrice doth come,
+ As we do trace this alley up and down,
+ Our talk must only be of Benedick.
+ When I do name him, let it be thy part
+ To praise him more than ever man did merit:
+ My talk to thee must be how Benedick
+ Is sick in love with Beatrice. Of this matter
+ Is little Cupid's crafty arrow made,
+ That only wounds by hearsay.
+
+ [Enter BEATRICE, behind]
+
+ Now begin;
+ For look where Beatrice, like a lapwing, runs
+ Close by the ground, to hear our conference.
+
+URSULA The pleasant'st angling is to see the fish
+ Cut with her golden oars the silver stream,
+ And greedily devour the treacherous bait:
+ So angle we for Beatrice; who even now
+ Is couched in the woodbine coverture.
+ Fear you not my part of the dialogue.
+
+HERO Then go we near her, that her ear lose nothing
+ Of the false sweet bait that we lay for it.
+
+ [Approaching the bower]
+
+ No, truly, Ursula, she is too disdainful;
+ I know her spirits are as coy and wild
+ As haggerds of the rock.
+
+URSULA But are you sure
+ That Benedick loves Beatrice so entirely?
+
+HERO So says the prince and my new-trothed lord.
+
+URSULA And did they bid you tell her of it, madam?
+
+HERO They did entreat me to acquaint her of it;
+ But I persuaded them, if they loved Benedick,
+ To wish him wrestle with affection,
+ And never to let Beatrice know of it.
+
+URSULA Why did you so? Doth not the gentleman
+ Deserve as full as fortunate a bed
+ As ever Beatrice shall couch upon?
+
+HERO O god of love! I know he doth deserve
+ As much as may be yielded to a man:
+ But Nature never framed a woman's heart
+ Of prouder stuff than that of Beatrice;
+ Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes,
+ Misprising what they look on, and her wit
+ Values itself so highly that to her
+ All matter else seems weak: she cannot love,
+ Nor take no shape nor project of affection,
+ She is so self-endeared.
+
+URSULA Sure, I think so;
+ And therefore certainly it were not good
+ She knew his love, lest she make sport at it.
+
+HERO Why, you speak truth. I never yet saw man,
+ How wise, how noble, young, how rarely featured,
+ But she would spell him backward: if fair-faced,
+ She would swear the gentleman should be her sister;
+ If black, why, Nature, drawing of an antique,
+ Made a foul blot; if tall, a lance ill-headed;
+ If low, an agate very vilely cut;
+ If speaking, why, a vane blown with all winds;
+ If silent, why, a block moved with none.
+ So turns she every man the wrong side out
+ And never gives to truth and virtue that
+ Which simpleness and merit purchaseth.
+
+URSULA Sure, sure, such carping is not commendable.
+
+HERO No, not to be so odd and from all fashions
+ As Beatrice is, cannot be commendable:
+ But who dare tell her so? If I should speak,
+ She would mock me into air; O, she would laugh me
+ Out of myself, press me to death with wit.
+ Therefore let Benedick, like cover'd fire,
+ Consume away in sighs, waste inwardly:
+ It were a better death than die with mocks,
+ Which is as bad as die with tickling.
+
+URSULA Yet tell her of it: hear what she will say.
+
+HERO No; rather I will go to Benedick
+ And counsel him to fight against his passion.
+ And, truly, I'll devise some honest slanders
+ To stain my cousin with: one doth not know
+ How much an ill word may empoison liking.
+
+URSULA O, do not do your cousin such a wrong.
+ She cannot be so much without true judgment--
+ Having so swift and excellent a wit
+ As she is prized to have--as to refuse
+ So rare a gentleman as Signior Benedick.
+
+HERO He is the only man of Italy.
+ Always excepted my dear Claudio.
+
+URSULA I pray you, be not angry with me, madam,
+ Speaking my fancy: Signior Benedick,
+ For shape, for bearing, argument and valour,
+ Goes foremost in report through Italy.
+
+HERO Indeed, he hath an excellent good name.
+
+URSULA His excellence did earn it, ere he had it.
+ When are you married, madam?
+
+HERO Why, every day, to-morrow. Come, go in:
+ I'll show thee some attires, and have thy counsel
+ Which is the best to furnish me to-morrow.
+
+URSULA She's limed, I warrant you: we have caught her, madam.
+
+HERO If it proves so, then loving goes by haps:
+ Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
+
+ [Exeunt HERO and URSULA]
+
+BEATRICE [Coming forward]
+ What fire is in mine ears? Can this be true?
+ Stand I condemn'd for pride and scorn so much?
+ Contempt, farewell! and maiden pride, adieu!
+ No glory lives behind the back of such.
+ And, Benedick, love on; I will requite thee,
+ Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand:
+ If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee
+ To bind our loves up in a holy band;
+ For others say thou dost deserve, and I
+ Believe it better than reportingly.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II A room in LEONATO'S house
+
+
+ [Enter DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, and LEONATO]
+
+DON PEDRO I do but stay till your marriage be consummate, and
+ then go I toward Arragon.
+
+CLAUDIO I'll bring you thither, my lord, if you'll
+ vouchsafe me.
+
+DON PEDRO Nay, that would be as great a soil in the new gloss
+ of your marriage as to show a child his new coat
+ and forbid him to wear it. I will only be bold
+ with Benedick for his company; for, from the crown
+ of his head to the sole of his foot, he is all
+ mirth: he hath twice or thrice cut Cupid's
+ bow-string and the little hangman dare not shoot at
+ him; he hath a heart as sound as a bell and his
+ tongue is the clapper, for what his heart thinks his
+ tongue speaks.
+
+BENEDICK Gallants, I am not as I have been.
+
+LEONATO So say I methinks you are sadder.
+
+CLAUDIO I hope he be in love.
+
+DON PEDRO Hang him, truant! there's no true drop of blood in
+ him, to be truly touched with love: if he be sad,
+ he wants money.
+
+BENEDICK I have the toothache.
+
+DON PEDRO Draw it.
+
+BENEDICK Hang it!
+
+CLAUDIO You must hang it first, and draw it afterwards.
+
+DON PEDRO What! sigh for the toothache?
+
+LEONATO Where is but a humour or a worm.
+
+BENEDICK Well, every one can master a grief but he that has
+ it.
+
+CLAUDIO Yet say I, he is in love.
+
+DON PEDRO There is no appearance of fancy in him, unless it be
+ a fancy that he hath to strange disguises; as, to be
+ a Dutchman today, a Frenchman to-morrow, or in the
+ shape of two countries at once, as, a German from
+ the waist downward, all slops, and a Spaniard from
+ the hip upward, no doublet. Unless he have a fancy
+ to this foolery, as it appears he hath, he is no
+ fool for fancy, as you would have it appear he is.
+
+CLAUDIO If he be not in love with some woman, there is no
+ believing old signs: a' brushes his hat o'
+ mornings; what should that bode?
+
+DON PEDRO Hath any man seen him at the barber's?
+
+CLAUDIO No, but the barber's man hath been seen with him,
+ and the old ornament of his cheek hath already
+ stuffed tennis-balls.
+
+LEONATO Indeed, he looks younger than he did, by the loss of a beard.
+
+DON PEDRO Nay, a' rubs himself with civet: can you smell him
+ out by that?
+
+CLAUDIO That's as much as to say, the sweet youth's in love.
+
+DON PEDRO The greatest note of it is his melancholy.
+
+CLAUDIO And when was he wont to wash his face?
+
+DON PEDRO Yea, or to paint himself? for the which, I hear
+ what they say of him.
+
+CLAUDIO Nay, but his jesting spirit; which is now crept into
+ a lute-string and now governed by stops.
+
+DON PEDRO Indeed, that tells a heavy tale for him: conclude,
+ conclude he is in love.
+
+CLAUDIO Nay, but I know who loves him.
+
+DON PEDRO That would I know too: I warrant, one that knows him not.
+
+CLAUDIO Yes, and his ill conditions; and, in despite of
+ all, dies for him.
+
+DON PEDRO She shall be buried with her face upwards.
+
+BENEDICK Yet is this no charm for the toothache. Old
+ signior, walk aside with me: I have studied eight
+ or nine wise words to speak to you, which these
+ hobby-horses must not hear.
+
+ [Exeunt BENEDICK and LEONATO]
+
+DON PEDRO For my life, to break with him about Beatrice.
+
+CLAUDIO 'Tis even so. Hero and Margaret have by this
+ played their parts with Beatrice; and then the two
+ bears will not bite one another when they meet.
+
+ [Enter DON JOHN]
+
+DON JOHN My lord and brother, God save you!
+
+DON PEDRO Good den, brother.
+
+DON JOHN If your leisure served, I would speak with you.
+
+DON PEDRO In private?
+
+DON JOHN If it please you: yet Count Claudio may hear; for
+ what I would speak of concerns him.
+
+DON PEDRO What's the matter?
+
+DON JOHN [To CLAUDIO] Means your lordship to be married
+ to-morrow?
+
+DON PEDRO You know he does.
+
+DON JOHN I know not that, when he knows what I know.
+
+CLAUDIO If there be any impediment, I pray you discover it.
+
+DON JOHN You may think I love you not: let that appear
+ hereafter, and aim better at me by that I now will
+ manifest. For my brother, I think he holds you
+ well, and in dearness of heart hath holp to effect
+ your ensuing marriage;--surely suit ill spent and
+ labour ill bestowed.
+
+DON PEDRO Why, what's the matter?
+
+DON JOHN I came hither to tell you; and, circumstances
+ shortened, for she has been too long a talking of,
+ the lady is disloyal.
+
+CLAUDIO Who, Hero?
+
+DON PEDRO Even she; Leonato's Hero, your Hero, every man's Hero:
+
+CLAUDIO Disloyal?
+
+DON JOHN The word is too good to paint out her wickedness; I
+ could say she were worse: think you of a worse
+ title, and I will fit her to it. Wonder not till
+ further warrant: go but with me to-night, you shall
+ see her chamber-window entered, even the night
+ before her wedding-day: if you love her then,
+ to-morrow wed her; but it would better fit your honour
+ to change your mind.
+
+CLAUDIO May this be so?
+
+DON PEDRO I will not think it.
+
+DON JOHN If you dare not trust that you see, confess not
+ that you know: if you will follow me, I will show
+ you enough; and when you have seen more and heard
+ more, proceed accordingly.
+
+CLAUDIO If I see any thing to-night why I should not marry
+ her to-morrow in the congregation, where I should
+ wed, there will I shame her.
+
+DON PEDRO And, as I wooed for thee to obtain her, I will join
+ with thee to disgrace her.
+
+DON JOHN I will disparage her no farther till you are my
+ witnesses: bear it coldly but till midnight, and
+ let the issue show itself.
+
+DON PEDRO O day untowardly turned!
+
+CLAUDIO O mischief strangely thwarting!
+
+DON JOHN O plague right well prevented! so will you say when
+ you have seen the sequel.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III A street.
+
+
+ [Enter DOGBERRY and VERGES with the Watch]
+
+DOGBERRY Are you good men and true?
+
+VERGES Yea, or else it were pity but they should suffer
+ salvation, body and soul.
+
+DOGBERRY Nay, that were a punishment too good for them, if
+ they should have any allegiance in them, being
+ chosen for the prince's watch.
+
+VERGES Well, give them their charge, neighbour Dogberry.
+
+DOGBERRY First, who think you the most desertless man to be
+ constable?
+
+First Watchman Hugh Otecake, sir, or George Seacole; for they can
+ write and read.
+
+DOGBERRY Come hither, neighbour Seacole. God hath blessed
+ you with a good name: to be a well-favoured man is
+ the gift of fortune; but to write and read comes by nature.
+
+Second Watchman Both which, master constable,--
+
+DOGBERRY You have: I knew it would be your answer. Well,
+ for your favour, sir, why, give God thanks, and make
+ no boast of it; and for your writing and reading,
+ let that appear when there is no need of such
+ vanity. You are thought here to be the most
+ senseless and fit man for the constable of the
+ watch; therefore bear you the lantern. This is your
+ charge: you shall comprehend all vagrom men; you are
+ to bid any man stand, in the prince's name.
+
+Second Watchman How if a' will not stand?
+
+DOGBERRY Why, then, take no note of him, but let him go; and
+ presently call the rest of the watch together and
+ thank God you are rid of a knave.
+
+VERGES If he will not stand when he is bidden, he is none
+ of the prince's subjects.
+
+DOGBERRY True, and they are to meddle with none but the
+ prince's subjects. You shall also make no noise in
+ the streets; for, for the watch to babble and to
+ talk is most tolerable and not to be endured.
+
+Watchman We will rather sleep than talk: we know what
+ belongs to a watch.
+
+DOGBERRY Why, you speak like an ancient and most quiet
+ watchman; for I cannot see how sleeping should
+ offend: only, have a care that your bills be not
+ stolen. Well, you are to call at all the
+ ale-houses, and bid those that are drunk get them to bed.
+
+Watchman How if they will not?
+
+DOGBERRY Why, then, let them alone till they are sober: if
+ they make you not then the better answer, you may
+ say they are not the men you took them for.
+
+Watchman Well, sir.
+
+DOGBERRY If you meet a thief, you may suspect him, by virtue
+ of your office, to be no true man; and, for such
+ kind of men, the less you meddle or make with them,
+ why the more is for your honesty.
+
+Watchman If we know him to be a thief, shall we not lay
+ hands on him?
+
+DOGBERRY Truly, by your office, you may; but I think they
+ that touch pitch will be defiled: the most peaceable
+ way for you, if you do take a thief, is to let him
+ show himself what he is and steal out of your company.
+
+VERGES You have been always called a merciful man, partner.
+
+DOGBERRY Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more
+ a man who hath any honesty in him.
+
+VERGES If you hear a child cry in the night, you must call
+ to the nurse and bid her still it.
+
+Watchman How if the nurse be asleep and will not hear us?
+
+DOGBERRY Why, then, depart in peace, and let the child wake
+ her with crying; for the ewe that will not hear her
+ lamb when it baes will never answer a calf when he bleats.
+
+VERGES 'Tis very true.
+
+DOGBERRY This is the end of the charge:--you, constable, are
+ to present the prince's own person: if you meet the
+ prince in the night, you may stay him.
+
+VERGES Nay, by'r our lady, that I think a' cannot.
+
+DOGBERRY Five shillings to one on't, with any man that knows
+ the statutes, he may stay him: marry, not without
+ the prince be willing; for, indeed, the watch ought
+ to offend no man; and it is an offence to stay a
+ man against his will.
+
+VERGES By'r lady, I think it be so.
+
+DOGBERRY Ha, ha, ha! Well, masters, good night: an there be
+ any matter of weight chances, call up me: keep your
+ fellows' counsels and your own; and good night.
+ Come, neighbour.
+
+Watchman Well, masters, we hear our charge: let us go sit here
+ upon the church-bench till two, and then all to bed.
+
+DOGBERRY One word more, honest neighbours. I pray you watch
+ about Signior Leonato's door; for the wedding being
+ there to-morrow, there is a great coil to-night.
+ Adieu: be vigitant, I beseech you.
+
+ [Exeunt DOGBERRY and VERGES]
+
+ [Enter BORACHIO and CONRADE]
+
+BORACHIO What Conrade!
+
+Watchman [Aside] Peace! stir not.
+
+BORACHIO Conrade, I say!
+
+CONRADE Here, man; I am at thy elbow.
+
+BORACHIO Mass, and my elbow itched; I thought there would a
+ scab follow.
+
+CONRADE I will owe thee an answer for that: and now forward
+ with thy tale.
+
+BORACHIO Stand thee close, then, under this pent-house, for
+ it drizzles rain; and I will, like a true drunkard,
+ utter all to thee.
+
+Watchman [Aside] Some treason, masters: yet stand close.
+
+BORACHIO Therefore know I have earned of Don John a thousand ducats.
+
+CONRADE Is it possible that any villany should be so dear?
+
+BORACHIO Thou shouldst rather ask if it were possible any
+ villany should be so rich; for when rich villains
+ have need of poor ones, poor ones may make what
+ price they will.
+
+CONRADE I wonder at it.
+
+BORACHIO That shows thou art unconfirmed. Thou knowest that
+ the fashion of a doublet, or a hat, or a cloak, is
+ nothing to a man.
+
+CONRADE Yes, it is apparel.
+
+BORACHIO I mean, the fashion.
+
+CONRADE Yes, the fashion is the fashion.
+
+BORACHIO Tush! I may as well say the fool's the fool. But
+ seest thou not what a deformed thief this fashion
+ is?
+
+Watchman [Aside] I know that Deformed; a' has been a vile
+ thief this seven year; a' goes up and down like a
+ gentleman: I remember his name.
+
+BORACHIO Didst thou not hear somebody?
+
+CONRADE No; 'twas the vane on the house.
+
+BORACHIO Seest thou not, I say, what a deformed thief this
+ fashion is? how giddily a' turns about all the hot
+ bloods between fourteen and five-and-thirty?
+ sometimes fashioning them like Pharaoh's soldiers
+ in the reeky painting, sometime like god Bel's
+ priests in the old church-window, sometime like the
+ shaven Hercules in the smirched worm-eaten tapestry,
+ where his codpiece seems as massy as his club?
+
+CONRADE All this I see; and I see that the fashion wears
+ out more apparel than the man. But art not thou
+ thyself giddy with the fashion too, that thou hast
+ shifted out of thy tale into telling me of the fashion?
+
+BORACHIO Not so, neither: but know that I have to-night
+ wooed Margaret, the Lady Hero's gentlewoman, by the
+ name of Hero: she leans me out at her mistress'
+ chamber-window, bids me a thousand times good
+ night,--I tell this tale vilely:--I should first
+ tell thee how the prince, Claudio and my master,
+ planted and placed and possessed by my master Don
+ John, saw afar off in the orchard this amiable encounter.
+
+CONRADE And thought they Margaret was Hero?
+
+BORACHIO Two of them did, the prince and Claudio; but the
+ devil my master knew she was Margaret; and partly
+ by his oaths, which first possessed them, partly by
+ the dark night, which did deceive them, but chiefly
+ by my villany, which did confirm any slander that
+ Don John had made, away went Claudio enraged; swore
+ he would meet her, as he was appointed, next morning
+ at the temple, and there, before the whole
+ congregation, shame her with what he saw o'er night
+ and send her home again without a husband.
+
+First Watchman We charge you, in the prince's name, stand!
+
+Second Watchman Call up the right master constable. We have here
+ recovered the most dangerous piece of lechery that
+ ever was known in the commonwealth.
+
+First Watchman And one Deformed is one of them: I know him; a'
+ wears a lock.
+
+CONRADE Masters, masters,--
+
+Second Watchman You'll be made bring Deformed forth, I warrant you.
+
+CONRADE Masters,--
+
+First Watchman Never speak: we charge you let us obey you to go with us.
+
+BORACHIO We are like to prove a goodly commodity, being taken
+ up of these men's bills.
+
+CONRADE A commodity in question, I warrant you. Come, we'll obey you.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV HERO's apartment.
+
+
+ [Enter HERO, MARGARET, and URSULA]
+
+HERO Good Ursula, wake my cousin Beatrice, and desire
+ her to rise.
+
+URSULA I will, lady.
+
+HERO And bid her come hither.
+
+URSULA Well.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MARGARET Troth, I think your other rabato were better.
+
+HERO No, pray thee, good Meg, I'll wear this.
+
+MARGARET By my troth, 's not so good; and I warrant your
+ cousin will say so.
+
+HERO My cousin's a fool, and thou art another: I'll wear
+ none but this.
+
+MARGARET I like the new tire within excellently, if the hair
+ were a thought browner; and your gown's a most rare
+ fashion, i' faith. I saw the Duchess of Milan's
+ gown that they praise so.
+
+HERO O, that exceeds, they say.
+
+MARGARET By my troth, 's but a night-gown in respect of
+ yours: cloth o' gold, and cuts, and laced with
+ silver, set with pearls, down sleeves, side sleeves,
+ and skirts, round underborne with a bluish tinsel:
+ but for a fine, quaint, graceful and excellent
+ fashion, yours is worth ten on 't.
+
+HERO God give me joy to wear it! for my heart is
+ exceeding heavy.
+
+MARGARET 'Twill be heavier soon by the weight of a man.
+
+HERO Fie upon thee! art not ashamed?
+
+MARGARET Of what, lady? of speaking honourably? Is not
+ marriage honourable in a beggar? Is not your lord
+ honourable without marriage? I think you would have
+ me say, 'saving your reverence, a husband:' and bad
+ thinking do not wrest true speaking, I'll offend
+ nobody: is there any harm in 'the heavier for a
+ husband'? None, I think, and it be the right husband
+ and the right wife; otherwise 'tis light, and not
+ heavy: ask my Lady Beatrice else; here she comes.
+
+ [Enter BEATRICE]
+
+HERO Good morrow, coz.
+
+BEATRICE Good morrow, sweet Hero.
+
+HERO Why how now? do you speak in the sick tune?
+
+BEATRICE I am out of all other tune, methinks.
+
+MARGARET Clap's into 'Light o' love;' that goes without a
+ burden: do you sing it, and I'll dance it.
+
+BEATRICE Ye light o' love, with your heels! then, if your
+ husband have stables enough, you'll see he shall
+ lack no barns.
+
+MARGARET O illegitimate construction! I scorn that with my heels.
+
+BEATRICE 'Tis almost five o'clock, cousin; tis time you were
+ ready. By my troth, I am exceeding ill: heigh-ho!
+
+MARGARET For a hawk, a horse, or a husband?
+
+BEATRICE For the letter that begins them all, H.
+
+MARGARET Well, and you be not turned Turk, there's no more
+ sailing by the star.
+
+BEATRICE What means the fool, trow?
+
+MARGARET Nothing I; but God send every one their heart's desire!
+
+HERO These gloves the count sent me; they are an
+ excellent perfume.
+
+BEATRICE I am stuffed, cousin; I cannot smell.
+
+MARGARET A maid, and stuffed! there's goodly catching of cold.
+
+BEATRICE O, God help me! God help me! how long have you
+ professed apprehension?
+
+MARGARET Even since you left it. Doth not my wit become me rarely?
+
+BEATRICE It is not seen enough, you should wear it in your
+ cap. By my troth, I am sick.
+
+MARGARET Get you some of this distilled Carduus Benedictus,
+ and lay it to your heart: it is the only thing for a qualm.
+
+HERO There thou prickest her with a thistle.
+
+BEATRICE Benedictus! why Benedictus? you have some moral in
+ this Benedictus.
+
+MARGARET Moral! no, by my troth, I have no moral meaning; I
+ meant, plain holy-thistle. You may think perchance
+ that I think you are in love: nay, by'r lady, I am
+ not such a fool to think what I list, nor I list
+ not to think what I can, nor indeed I cannot think,
+ if I would think my heart out of thinking, that you
+ are in love or that you will be in love or that you
+ can be in love. Yet Benedick was such another, and
+ now is he become a man: he swore he would never
+ marry, and yet now, in despite of his heart, he eats
+ his meat without grudging: and how you may be
+ converted I know not, but methinks you look with
+ your eyes as other women do.
+
+BEATRICE What pace is this that thy tongue keeps?
+
+MARGARET Not a false gallop.
+
+ [Re-enter URSULA]
+
+URSULA Madam, withdraw: the prince, the count, Signior
+ Benedick, Don John, and all the gallants of the
+ town, are come to fetch you to church.
+
+HERO Help to dress me, good coz, good Meg, good Ursula.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another room in LEONATO'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter LEONATO, with DOGBERRY and VERGES]
+
+LEONATO What would you with me, honest neighbour?
+
+DOGBERRY Marry, sir, I would have some confidence with you
+ that decerns you nearly.
+
+LEONATO Brief, I pray you; for you see it is a busy time with me.
+
+DOGBERRY Marry, this it is, sir.
+
+VERGES Yes, in truth it is, sir.
+
+LEONATO What is it, my good friends?
+
+DOGBERRY Goodman Verges, sir, speaks a little off the
+ matter: an old man, sir, and his wits are not so
+ blunt as, God help, I would desire they were; but,
+ in faith, honest as the skin between his brows.
+
+VERGES Yes, I thank God I am as honest as any man living
+ that is an old man and no honester than I.
+
+DOGBERRY Comparisons are odorous: palabras, neighbour Verges.
+
+LEONATO Neighbours, you are tedious.
+
+DOGBERRY It pleases your worship to say so, but we are the
+ poor duke's officers; but truly, for mine own part,
+ if I were as tedious as a king, I could find it in
+ my heart to bestow it all of your worship.
+
+LEONATO All thy tediousness on me, ah?
+
+DOGBERRY Yea, an 'twere a thousand pound more than 'tis; for
+ I hear as good exclamation on your worship as of any
+ man in the city; and though I be but a poor man, I
+ am glad to hear it.
+
+VERGES And so am I.
+
+LEONATO I would fain know what you have to say.
+
+VERGES Marry, sir, our watch to-night, excepting your
+ worship's presence, ha' ta'en a couple of as arrant
+ knaves as any in Messina.
+
+DOGBERRY A good old man, sir; he will be talking: as they
+ say, when the age is in, the wit is out: God help
+ us! it is a world to see. Well said, i' faith,
+ neighbour Verges: well, God's a good man; an two men
+ ride of a horse, one must ride behind. An honest
+ soul, i' faith, sir; by my troth he is, as ever
+ broke bread; but God is to be worshipped; all men
+ are not alike; alas, good neighbour!
+
+LEONATO Indeed, neighbour, he comes too short of you.
+
+DOGBERRY Gifts that God gives.
+
+LEONATO I must leave you.
+
+DOGBERRY One word, sir: our watch, sir, have indeed
+ comprehended two aspicious persons, and we would
+ have them this morning examined before your worship.
+
+LEONATO Take their examination yourself and bring it me: I
+ am now in great haste, as it may appear unto you.
+
+DOGBERRY It shall be suffigance.
+
+LEONATO Drink some wine ere you go: fare you well.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger My lord, they stay for you to give your daughter to
+ her husband.
+
+LEONATO I'll wait upon them: I am ready.
+
+ [Exeunt LEONATO and Messenger]
+
+DOGBERRY Go, good partner, go, get you to Francis Seacole;
+ bid him bring his pen and inkhorn to the gaol: we
+ are now to examination these men.
+
+VERGES And we must do it wisely.
+
+DOGBERRY We will spare for no wit, I warrant you; here's
+ that shall drive some of them to a non-come: only
+ get the learned writer to set down our
+ excommunication and meet me at the gaol.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I A church.
+
+
+ [Enter DON PEDRO, DON JOHN, LEONATO, FRIAR FRANCIS,
+ CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, HERO, BEATRICE, and Attendants]
+
+LEONATO Come, Friar Francis, be brief; only to the plain
+ form of marriage, and you shall recount their
+ particular duties afterwards.
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS You come hither, my lord, to marry this lady.
+
+CLAUDIO No.
+
+LEONATO To be married to her: friar, you come to marry her.
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS Lady, you come hither to be married to this count.
+
+HERO I do.
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS If either of you know any inward impediment why you
+ should not be conjoined, charge you, on your souls,
+ to utter it.
+
+CLAUDIO Know you any, Hero?
+
+HERO None, my lord.
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS Know you any, count?
+
+LEONATO I dare make his answer, none.
+
+CLAUDIO O, what men dare do! what men may do! what men daily
+ do, not knowing what they do!
+
+BENEDICK How now! interjections? Why, then, some be of
+ laughing, as, ah, ha, he!
+
+CLAUDIO Stand thee by, friar. Father, by your leave:
+ Will you with free and unconstrained soul
+ Give me this maid, your daughter?
+
+LEONATO As freely, son, as God did give her me.
+
+CLAUDIO And what have I to give you back, whose worth
+ May counterpoise this rich and precious gift?
+
+DON PEDRO Nothing, unless you render her again.
+
+CLAUDIO Sweet prince, you learn me noble thankfulness.
+ There, Leonato, take her back again:
+ Give not this rotten orange to your friend;
+ She's but the sign and semblance of her honour.
+ Behold how like a maid she blushes here!
+ O, what authority and show of truth
+ Can cunning sin cover itself withal!
+ Comes not that blood as modest evidence
+ To witness simple virtue? Would you not swear,
+ All you that see her, that she were a maid,
+ By these exterior shows? But she is none:
+ She knows the heat of a luxurious bed;
+ Her blush is guiltiness, not modesty.
+
+LEONATO What do you mean, my lord?
+
+CLAUDIO Not to be married,
+ Not to knit my soul to an approved wanton.
+
+LEONATO Dear my lord, if you, in your own proof,
+ Have vanquish'd the resistance of her youth,
+ And made defeat of her virginity,--
+
+CLAUDIO I know what you would say: if I have known her,
+ You will say she did embrace me as a husband,
+ And so extenuate the 'forehand sin:
+ No, Leonato,
+ I never tempted her with word too large;
+ But, as a brother to his sister, show'd
+ Bashful sincerity and comely love.
+
+HERO And seem'd I ever otherwise to you?
+
+CLAUDIO Out on thee! Seeming! I will write against it:
+ You seem to me as Dian in her orb,
+ As chaste as is the bud ere it be blown;
+ But you are more intemperate in your blood
+ Than Venus, or those pamper'd animals
+ That rage in savage sensuality.
+
+HERO Is my lord well, that he doth speak so wide?
+
+LEONATO Sweet prince, why speak not you?
+
+DON PEDRO What should I speak?
+ I stand dishonour'd, that have gone about
+ To link my dear friend to a common stale.
+
+LEONATO Are these things spoken, or do I but dream?
+
+DON JOHN Sir, they are spoken, and these things are true.
+
+BENEDICK This looks not like a nuptial.
+
+HERO True! O God!
+
+CLAUDIO Leonato, stand I here?
+ Is this the prince? is this the prince's brother?
+ Is this face Hero's? are our eyes our own?
+
+LEONATO All this is so: but what of this, my lord?
+
+CLAUDIO Let me but move one question to your daughter;
+ And, by that fatherly and kindly power
+ That you have in her, bid her answer truly.
+
+LEONATO I charge thee do so, as thou art my child.
+
+HERO O, God defend me! how am I beset!
+ What kind of catechising call you this?
+
+CLAUDIO To make you answer truly to your name.
+
+HERO Is it not Hero? Who can blot that name
+ With any just reproach?
+
+CLAUDIO Marry, that can Hero;
+ Hero itself can blot out Hero's virtue.
+ What man was he talk'd with you yesternight
+ Out at your window betwixt twelve and one?
+ Now, if you are a maid, answer to this.
+
+HERO I talk'd with no man at that hour, my lord.
+
+DON PEDRO Why, then are you no maiden. Leonato,
+ I am sorry you must hear: upon mine honour,
+ Myself, my brother and this grieved count
+ Did see her, hear her, at that hour last night
+ Talk with a ruffian at her chamber-window
+ Who hath indeed, most like a liberal villain,
+ Confess'd the vile encounters they have had
+ A thousand times in secret.
+
+DON JOHN Fie, fie! they are not to be named, my lord,
+ Not to be spoke of;
+ There is not chastity enough in language
+ Without offence to utter them. Thus, pretty lady,
+ I am sorry for thy much misgovernment.
+
+CLAUDIO O Hero, what a Hero hadst thou been,
+ If half thy outward graces had been placed
+ About thy thoughts and counsels of thy heart!
+ But fare thee well, most foul, most fair! farewell,
+ Thou pure impiety and impious purity!
+ For thee I'll lock up all the gates of love,
+ And on my eyelids shall conjecture hang,
+ To turn all beauty into thoughts of harm,
+ And never shall it more be gracious.
+
+LEONATO Hath no man's dagger here a point for me?
+
+ [HERO swoons]
+
+BEATRICE Why, how now, cousin! wherefore sink you down?
+
+DON JOHN Come, let us go. These things, come thus to light,
+ Smother her spirits up.
+
+ [Exeunt DON PEDRO, DON JOHN, and CLAUDIO]
+
+BENEDICK How doth the lady?
+
+BEATRICE Dead, I think. Help, uncle!
+ Hero! why, Hero! Uncle! Signior Benedick! Friar!
+
+LEONATO O Fate! take not away thy heavy hand.
+ Death is the fairest cover for her shame
+ That may be wish'd for.
+
+BEATRICE How now, cousin Hero!
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS Have comfort, lady.
+
+LEONATO Dost thou look up?
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS Yea, wherefore should she not?
+
+LEONATO Wherefore! Why, doth not every earthly thing
+ Cry shame upon her? Could she here deny
+ The story that is printed in her blood?
+ Do not live, Hero; do not ope thine eyes:
+ For, did I think thou wouldst not quickly die,
+ Thought I thy spirits were stronger than thy shames,
+ Myself would, on the rearward of reproaches,
+ Strike at thy life. Grieved I, I had but one?
+ Chid I for that at frugal nature's frame?
+ O, one too much by thee! Why had I one?
+ Why ever wast thou lovely in my eyes?
+ Why had I not with charitable hand
+ Took up a beggar's issue at my gates,
+ Who smirch'd thus and mired with infamy,
+ I might have said 'No part of it is mine;
+ This shame derives itself from unknown loins'?
+ But mine and mine I loved and mine I praised
+ And mine that I was proud on, mine so much
+ That I myself was to myself not mine,
+ Valuing of her,--why, she, O, she is fallen
+ Into a pit of ink, that the wide sea
+ Hath drops too few to wash her clean again
+ And salt too little which may season give
+ To her foul-tainted flesh!
+
+BENEDICK Sir, sir, be patient.
+ For my part, I am so attired in wonder,
+ I know not what to say.
+
+BEATRICE O, on my soul, my cousin is belied!
+
+BENEDICK Lady, were you her bedfellow last night?
+
+BEATRICE No, truly not; although, until last night,
+ I have this twelvemonth been her bedfellow.
+
+LEONATO Confirm'd, confirm'd! O, that is stronger made
+ Which was before barr'd up with ribs of iron!
+ Would the two princes lie, and Claudio lie,
+ Who loved her so, that, speaking of her foulness,
+ Wash'd it with tears? Hence from her! let her die.
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS Hear me a little; for I have only been
+ Silent so long and given way unto
+ This course of fortune [ ]
+ By noting of the lady I have mark'd
+ A thousand blushing apparitions
+ To start into her face, a thousand innocent shames
+ In angel whiteness beat away those blushes;
+ And in her eye there hath appear'd a fire,
+ To burn the errors that these princes hold
+ Against her maiden truth. Call me a fool;
+ Trust not my reading nor my observations,
+ Which with experimental seal doth warrant
+ The tenor of my book; trust not my age,
+ My reverence, calling, nor divinity,
+ If this sweet lady lie not guiltless here
+ Under some biting error.
+
+LEONATO Friar, it cannot be.
+ Thou seest that all the grace that she hath left
+ Is that she will not add to her damnation
+ A sin of perjury; she not denies it:
+ Why seek'st thou then to cover with excuse
+ That which appears in proper nakedness?
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS Lady, what man is he you are accused of?
+
+HERO They know that do accuse me; I know none:
+ If I know more of any man alive
+ Than that which maiden modesty doth warrant,
+ Let all my sins lack mercy! O my father,
+ Prove you that any man with me conversed
+ At hours unmeet, or that I yesternight
+ Maintain'd the change of words with any creature,
+ Refuse me, hate me, torture me to death!
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS There is some strange misprision in the princes.
+
+BENEDICK Two of them have the very bent of honour;
+ And if their wisdoms be misled in this,
+ The practise of it lives in John the bastard,
+ Whose spirits toil in frame of villanies.
+
+LEONATO I know not. If they speak but truth of her,
+ These hands shall tear her; if they wrong her honour,
+ The proudest of them shall well hear of it.
+ Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine,
+ Nor age so eat up my invention,
+ Nor fortune made such havoc of my means,
+ Nor my bad life reft me so much of friends,
+ But they shall find, awaked in such a kind,
+ Both strength of limb and policy of mind,
+ Ability in means and choice of friends,
+ To quit me of them throughly.
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS Pause awhile,
+ And let my counsel sway you in this case.
+ Your daughter here the princes left for dead:
+ Let her awhile be secretly kept in,
+ And publish it that she is dead indeed;
+ Maintain a mourning ostentation
+ And on your family's old monument
+ Hang mournful epitaphs and do all rites
+ That appertain unto a burial.
+
+LEONATO What shall become of this? what will this do?
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS Marry, this well carried shall on her behalf
+ Change slander to remorse; that is some good:
+ But not for that dream I on this strange course,
+ But on this travail look for greater birth.
+ She dying, as it must so be maintain'd,
+ Upon the instant that she was accused,
+ Shall be lamented, pitied and excused
+ Of every hearer: for it so falls out
+ That what we have we prize not to the worth
+ Whiles we enjoy it, but being lack'd and lost,
+ Why, then we rack the value, then we find
+ The virtue that possession would not show us
+ Whiles it was ours. So will it fare with Claudio:
+ When he shall hear she died upon his words,
+ The idea of her life shall sweetly creep
+ Into his study of imagination,
+ And every lovely organ of her life
+ Shall come apparell'd in more precious habit,
+ More moving-delicate and full of life,
+ Into the eye and prospect of his soul,
+ Than when she lived indeed; then shall he mourn,
+ If ever love had interest in his liver,
+ And wish he had not so accused her,
+ No, though he thought his accusation true.
+ Let this be so, and doubt not but success
+ Will fashion the event in better shape
+ Than I can lay it down in likelihood.
+ But if all aim but this be levell'd false,
+ The supposition of the lady's death
+ Will quench the wonder of her infamy:
+ And if it sort not well, you may conceal her,
+ As best befits her wounded reputation,
+ In some reclusive and religious life,
+ Out of all eyes, tongues, minds and injuries.
+
+BENEDICK Signior Leonato, let the friar advise you:
+ And though you know my inwardness and love
+ Is very much unto the prince and Claudio,
+ Yet, by mine honour, I will deal in this
+ As secretly and justly as your soul
+ Should with your body.
+
+LEONATO Being that I flow in grief,
+ The smallest twine may lead me.
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS 'Tis well consented: presently away;
+ For to strange sores strangely they strain the cure.
+ Come, lady, die to live: this wedding-day
+ Perhaps is but prolong'd: have patience and endure.
+
+ [Exeunt all but BENEDICK and BEATRICE]
+
+BENEDICK Lady Beatrice, have you wept all this while?
+
+BEATRICE Yea, and I will weep a while longer.
+
+BENEDICK I will not desire that.
+
+BEATRICE You have no reason; I do it freely.
+
+BENEDICK Surely I do believe your fair cousin is wronged.
+
+BEATRICE Ah, how much might the man deserve of me that would right her!
+
+BENEDICK Is there any way to show such friendship?
+
+BEATRICE A very even way, but no such friend.
+
+BENEDICK May a man do it?
+
+BEATRICE It is a man's office, but not yours.
+
+BENEDICK I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is
+ not that strange?
+
+BEATRICE As strange as the thing I know not. It were as
+ possible for me to say I loved nothing so well as
+ you: but believe me not; and yet I lie not; I
+ confess nothing, nor I deny nothing. I am sorry for my cousin.
+
+BENEDICK By my sword, Beatrice, thou lovest me.
+
+BEATRICE Do not swear, and eat it.
+
+BENEDICK I will swear by it that you love me; and I will make
+ him eat it that says I love not you.
+
+BEATRICE Will you not eat your word?
+
+BENEDICK With no sauce that can be devised to it. I protest
+ I love thee.
+
+BEATRICE Why, then, God forgive me!
+
+BENEDICK What offence, sweet Beatrice?
+
+BEATRICE You have stayed me in a happy hour: I was about to
+ protest I loved you.
+
+BENEDICK And do it with all thy heart.
+
+BEATRICE I love you with so much of my heart that none is
+ left to protest.
+
+BENEDICK Come, bid me do any thing for thee.
+
+BEATRICE Kill Claudio.
+
+BENEDICK Ha! not for the wide world.
+
+BEATRICE You kill me to deny it. Farewell.
+
+BENEDICK Tarry, sweet Beatrice.
+
+BEATRICE I am gone, though I am here: there is no love in
+ you: nay, I pray you, let me go.
+
+BENEDICK Beatrice,--
+
+BEATRICE In faith, I will go.
+
+BENEDICK We'll be friends first.
+
+BEATRICE You dare easier be friends with me than fight with mine enemy.
+
+BENEDICK Is Claudio thine enemy?
+
+BEATRICE Is he not approved in the height a villain, that
+ hath slandered, scorned, dishonoured my kinswoman? O
+ that I were a man! What, bear her in hand until they
+ come to take hands; and then, with public
+ accusation, uncovered slander, unmitigated rancour,
+ --O God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart
+ in the market-place.
+
+BENEDICK Hear me, Beatrice,--
+
+BEATRICE Talk with a man out at a window! A proper saying!
+
+BENEDICK Nay, but, Beatrice,--
+
+BEATRICE Sweet Hero! She is wronged, she is slandered, she is undone.
+
+BENEDICK Beat--
+
+BEATRICE Princes and counties! Surely, a princely testimony,
+ a goodly count, Count Comfect; a sweet gallant,
+ surely! O that I were a man for his sake! or that I
+ had any friend would be a man for my sake! But
+ manhood is melted into courtesies, valour into
+ compliment, and men are only turned into tongue, and
+ trim ones too: he is now as valiant as Hercules
+ that only tells a lie and swears it. I cannot be a
+ man with wishing, therefore I will die a woman with grieving.
+
+BENEDICK Tarry, good Beatrice. By this hand, I love thee.
+
+BEATRICE Use it for my love some other way than swearing by it.
+
+BENEDICK Think you in your soul the Count Claudio hath wronged Hero?
+
+BEATRICE Yea, as sure as I have a thought or a soul.
+
+BENEDICK Enough, I am engaged; I will challenge him. I will
+ kiss your hand, and so I leave you. By this hand,
+ Claudio shall render me a dear account. As you
+ hear of me, so think of me. Go, comfort your
+ cousin: I must say she is dead: and so, farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II A prison.
+
+
+ [Enter DOGBERRY, VERGES, and Sexton, in gowns; and
+ the Watch, with CONRADE and BORACHIO]
+
+DOGBERRY Is our whole dissembly appeared?
+
+VERGES O, a stool and a cushion for the sexton.
+
+Sexton Which be the malefactors?
+
+DOGBERRY Marry, that am I and my partner.
+
+VERGES Nay, that's certain; we have the exhibition to examine.
+
+Sexton But which are the offenders that are to be
+ examined? let them come before master constable.
+
+DOGBERRY Yea, marry, let them come before me. What is your
+ name, friend?
+
+BORACHIO Borachio.
+
+DOGBERRY Pray, write down, Borachio. Yours, sirrah?
+
+CONRADE I am a gentleman, sir, and my name is Conrade.
+
+DOGBERRY Write down, master gentleman Conrade. Masters, do
+ you serve God?
+
+
+CONRADE |
+ | Yea, sir, we hope.
+BORACHIO |
+
+
+DOGBERRY Write down, that they hope they serve God: and
+ write God first; for God defend but God should go
+ before such villains! Masters, it is proved already
+ that you are little better than false knaves; and it
+ will go near to be thought so shortly. How answer
+ you for yourselves?
+
+CONRADE Marry, sir, we say we are none.
+
+DOGBERRY A marvellous witty fellow, I assure you: but I
+ will go about with him. Come you hither, sirrah; a
+ word in your ear: sir, I say to you, it is thought
+ you are false knaves.
+
+BORACHIO Sir, I say to you we are none.
+
+DOGBERRY Well, stand aside. 'Fore God, they are both in a
+ tale. Have you writ down, that they are none?
+
+Sexton Master constable, you go not the way to examine:
+ you must call forth the watch that are their accusers.
+
+DOGBERRY Yea, marry, that's the eftest way. Let the watch
+ come forth. Masters, I charge you, in the prince's
+ name, accuse these men.
+
+First Watchman This man said, sir, that Don John, the prince's
+ brother, was a villain.
+
+DOGBERRY Write down Prince John a villain. Why, this is flat
+ perjury, to call a prince's brother villain.
+
+BORACHIO Master constable,--
+
+DOGBERRY Pray thee, fellow, peace: I do not like thy look,
+ I promise thee.
+
+Sexton What heard you him say else?
+
+Second Watchman Marry, that he had received a thousand ducats of
+ Don John for accusing the Lady Hero wrongfully.
+
+DOGBERRY Flat burglary as ever was committed.
+
+VERGES Yea, by mass, that it is.
+
+Sexton What else, fellow?
+
+First Watchman And that Count Claudio did mean, upon his words, to
+ disgrace Hero before the whole assembly. and not marry her.
+
+DOGBERRY O villain! thou wilt be condemned into everlasting
+ redemption for this.
+
+Sexton What else?
+
+Watchman This is all.
+
+Sexton And this is more, masters, than you can deny.
+ Prince John is this morning secretly stolen away;
+ Hero was in this manner accused, in this very manner
+ refused, and upon the grief of this suddenly died.
+ Master constable, let these men be bound, and
+ brought to Leonato's: I will go before and show
+ him their examination.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DOGBERRY Come, let them be opinioned.
+
+VERGES Let them be in the hands--
+
+CONRADE Off, coxcomb!
+
+DOGBERRY God's my life, where's the sexton? let him write
+ down the prince's officer coxcomb. Come, bind them.
+ Thou naughty varlet!
+
+CONRADE Away! you are an ass, you are an ass.
+
+DOGBERRY Dost thou not suspect my place? dost thou not
+ suspect my years? O that he were here to write me
+ down an ass! But, masters, remember that I am an
+ ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not
+ that I am an ass. No, thou villain, thou art full of
+ piety, as shall be proved upon thee by good witness.
+ I am a wise fellow, and, which is more, an officer,
+ and, which is more, a householder, and, which is
+ more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any is in
+ Messina, and one that knows the law, go to; and a
+ rich fellow enough, go to; and a fellow that hath
+ had losses, and one that hath two gowns and every
+ thing handsome about him. Bring him away. O that
+ I had been writ down an ass!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before LEONATO'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter LEONATO and ANTONIO]
+
+ANTONIO If you go on thus, you will kill yourself:
+ And 'tis not wisdom thus to second grief
+ Against yourself.
+
+LEONATO I pray thee, cease thy counsel,
+ Which falls into mine ears as profitless
+ As water in a sieve: give not me counsel;
+ Nor let no comforter delight mine ear
+ But such a one whose wrongs do suit with mine.
+ Bring me a father that so loved his child,
+ Whose joy of her is overwhelm'd like mine,
+ And bid him speak of patience;
+ Measure his woe the length and breadth of mine
+ And let it answer every strain for strain,
+ As thus for thus and such a grief for such,
+ In every lineament, branch, shape, and form:
+ If such a one will smile and stroke his beard,
+ Bid sorrow wag, cry 'hem!' when he should groan,
+ Patch grief with proverbs, make misfortune drunk
+ With candle-wasters; bring him yet to me,
+ And I of him will gather patience.
+ But there is no such man: for, brother, men
+ Can counsel and speak comfort to that grief
+ Which they themselves not feel; but, tasting it,
+ Their counsel turns to passion, which before
+ Would give preceptial medicine to rage,
+ Fetter strong madness in a silken thread,
+ Charm ache with air and agony with words:
+ No, no; 'tis all men's office to speak patience
+ To those that wring under the load of sorrow,
+ But no man's virtue nor sufficiency
+ To be so moral when he shall endure
+ The like himself. Therefore give me no counsel:
+ My griefs cry louder than advertisement.
+
+ANTONIO Therein do men from children nothing differ.
+
+LEONATO I pray thee, peace. I will be flesh and blood;
+ For there was never yet philosopher
+ That could endure the toothache patiently,
+ However they have writ the style of gods
+ And made a push at chance and sufferance.
+
+ANTONIO Yet bend not all the harm upon yourself;
+ Make those that do offend you suffer too.
+
+LEONATO There thou speak'st reason: nay, I will do so.
+ My soul doth tell me Hero is belied;
+ And that shall Claudio know; so shall the prince
+ And all of them that thus dishonour her.
+
+ANTONIO Here comes the prince and Claudio hastily.
+
+ [Enter DON PEDRO and CLAUDIO]
+
+DON PEDRO Good den, good den.
+
+CLAUDIO Good day to both of you.
+
+LEONATO Hear you. my lords,--
+
+DON PEDRO We have some haste, Leonato.
+
+LEONATO Some haste, my lord! well, fare you well, my lord:
+ Are you so hasty now? well, all is one.
+
+DON PEDRO Nay, do not quarrel with us, good old man.
+
+ANTONIO If he could right himself with quarreling,
+ Some of us would lie low.
+
+CLAUDIO Who wrongs him?
+
+LEONATO Marry, thou dost wrong me; thou dissembler, thou:--
+ Nay, never lay thy hand upon thy sword;
+ I fear thee not.
+
+CLAUDIO Marry, beshrew my hand,
+ If it should give your age such cause of fear:
+ In faith, my hand meant nothing to my sword.
+
+LEONATO Tush, tush, man; never fleer and jest at me:
+ I speak not like a dotard nor a fool,
+ As under privilege of age to brag
+ What I have done being young, or what would do
+ Were I not old. Know, Claudio, to thy head,
+ Thou hast so wrong'd mine innocent child and me
+ That I am forced to lay my reverence by
+ And, with grey hairs and bruise of many days,
+ Do challenge thee to trial of a man.
+ I say thou hast belied mine innocent child;
+ Thy slander hath gone through and through her heart,
+ And she lies buried with her ancestors;
+ O, in a tomb where never scandal slept,
+ Save this of hers, framed by thy villany!
+
+CLAUDIO My villany?
+
+LEONATO Thine, Claudio; thine, I say.
+
+DON PEDRO You say not right, old man.
+
+LEONATO My lord, my lord,
+ I'll prove it on his body, if he dare,
+ Despite his nice fence and his active practise,
+ His May of youth and bloom of lustihood.
+
+CLAUDIO Away! I will not have to do with you.
+
+LEONATO Canst thou so daff me? Thou hast kill'd my child:
+ If thou kill'st me, boy, thou shalt kill a man.
+
+ANTONIO He shall kill two of us, and men indeed:
+ But that's no matter; let him kill one first;
+ Win me and wear me; let him answer me.
+ Come, follow me, boy; come, sir boy, come, follow me:
+ Sir boy, I'll whip you from your foining fence;
+ Nay, as I am a gentleman, I will.
+
+LEONATO Brother,--
+
+ANTONIO Content yourself. God knows I loved my niece;
+ And she is dead, slander'd to death by villains,
+ That dare as well answer a man indeed
+ As I dare take a serpent by the tongue:
+ Boys, apes, braggarts, Jacks, milksops!
+
+LEONATO Brother Antony,--
+
+ANTONIO Hold you content. What, man! I know them, yea,
+ And what they weigh, even to the utmost scruple,--
+ Scrambling, out-facing, fashion-monging boys,
+ That lie and cog and flout, deprave and slander,
+ Go anticly, show outward hideousness,
+ And speak off half a dozen dangerous words,
+ How they might hurt their enemies, if they durst;
+ And this is all.
+
+LEONATO But, brother Antony,--
+
+ANTONIO Come, 'tis no matter:
+ Do not you meddle; let me deal in this.
+
+DON PEDRO Gentlemen both, we will not wake your patience.
+ My heart is sorry for your daughter's death:
+ But, on my honour, she was charged with nothing
+ But what was true and very full of proof.
+
+LEONATO My lord, my lord,--
+
+DON PEDRO I will not hear you.
+
+LEONATO No? Come, brother; away! I will be heard.
+
+ANTONIO And shall, or some of us will smart for it.
+
+ [Exeunt LEONATO and ANTONIO]
+
+DON PEDRO See, see; here comes the man we went to seek.
+
+ [Enter BENEDICK]
+
+CLAUDIO Now, signior, what news?
+
+BENEDICK Good day, my lord.
+
+DON PEDRO Welcome, signior: you are almost come to part
+ almost a fray.
+
+CLAUDIO We had like to have had our two noses snapped off
+ with two old men without teeth.
+
+DON PEDRO Leonato and his brother. What thinkest thou? Had
+ we fought, I doubt we should have been too young for them.
+
+BENEDICK In a false quarrel there is no true valour. I came
+ to seek you both.
+
+CLAUDIO We have been up and down to seek thee; for we are
+ high-proof melancholy and would fain have it beaten
+ away. Wilt thou use thy wit?
+
+BENEDICK It is in my scabbard: shall I draw it?
+
+DON PEDRO Dost thou wear thy wit by thy side?
+
+CLAUDIO Never any did so, though very many have been beside
+ their wit. I will bid thee draw, as we do the
+ minstrels; draw, to pleasure us.
+
+DON PEDRO As I am an honest man, he looks pale. Art thou
+ sick, or angry?
+
+CLAUDIO What, courage, man! What though care killed a cat,
+ thou hast mettle enough in thee to kill care.
+
+BENEDICK Sir, I shall meet your wit in the career, and you
+ charge it against me. I pray you choose another subject.
+
+CLAUDIO Nay, then, give him another staff: this last was
+ broke cross.
+
+DON PEDRO By this light, he changes more and more: I think
+ he be angry indeed.
+
+CLAUDIO If he be, he knows how to turn his girdle.
+
+BENEDICK Shall I speak a word in your ear?
+
+CLAUDIO God bless me from a challenge!
+
+BENEDICK [Aside to CLAUDIO] You are a villain; I jest not:
+ I will make it good how you dare, with what you
+ dare, and when you dare. Do me right, or I will
+ protest your cowardice. You have killed a sweet
+ lady, and her death shall fall heavy on you. Let me
+ hear from you.
+
+CLAUDIO Well, I will meet you, so I may have good cheer.
+
+DON PEDRO What, a feast, a feast?
+
+CLAUDIO I' faith, I thank him; he hath bid me to a calf's
+ head and a capon; the which if I do not carve most
+ curiously, say my knife's naught. Shall I not find
+ a woodcock too?
+
+BENEDICK Sir, your wit ambles well; it goes easily.
+
+DON PEDRO I'll tell thee how Beatrice praised thy wit the
+ other day. I said, thou hadst a fine wit: 'True,'
+ said she, 'a fine little one.' 'No,' said I, 'a
+ great wit:' 'Right,' says she, 'a great gross one.'
+ 'Nay,' said I, 'a good wit:' 'Just,' said she, 'it
+ hurts nobody.' 'Nay,' said I, 'the gentleman
+ is wise:' 'Certain,' said she, 'a wise gentleman.'
+ 'Nay,' said I, 'he hath the tongues:' 'That I
+ believe,' said she, 'for he swore a thing to me on
+ Monday night, which he forswore on Tuesday morning;
+ there's a double tongue; there's two tongues.' Thus
+ did she, an hour together, transshape thy particular
+ virtues: yet at last she concluded with a sigh, thou
+ wast the properest man in Italy.
+
+CLAUDIO For the which she wept heartily and said she cared
+ not.
+
+DON PEDRO Yea, that she did: but yet, for all that, an if she
+ did not hate him deadly, she would love him dearly:
+ the old man's daughter told us all.
+
+CLAUDIO All, all; and, moreover, God saw him when he was
+ hid in the garden.
+
+DON PEDRO But when shall we set the savage bull's horns on
+ the sensible Benedick's head?
+
+CLAUDIO Yea, and text underneath, 'Here dwells Benedick the
+ married man'?
+
+BENEDICK Fare you well, boy: you know my mind. I will leave
+ you now to your gossip-like humour: you break jests
+ as braggarts do their blades, which God be thanked,
+ hurt not. My lord, for your many courtesies I thank
+ you: I must discontinue your company: your brother
+ the bastard is fled from Messina: you have among
+ you killed a sweet and innocent lady. For my Lord
+ Lackbeard there, he and I shall meet: and, till
+ then, peace be with him.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DON PEDRO He is in earnest.
+
+CLAUDIO In most profound earnest; and, I'll warrant you, for
+ the love of Beatrice.
+
+DON PEDRO And hath challenged thee.
+
+CLAUDIO Most sincerely.
+
+DON PEDRO What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his
+ doublet and hose and leaves off his wit!
+
+CLAUDIO He is then a giant to an ape; but then is an ape a
+ doctor to such a man.
+
+DON PEDRO But, soft you, let me be: pluck up, my heart, and
+ be sad. Did he not say, my brother was fled?
+
+ [Enter DOGBERRY, VERGES, and the Watch, with CONRADE
+ and BORACHIO]
+
+DOGBERRY Come you, sir: if justice cannot tame you, she
+ shall ne'er weigh more reasons in her balance: nay,
+ an you be a cursing hypocrite once, you must be looked to.
+
+DON PEDRO How now? two of my brother's men bound! Borachio
+ one!
+
+CLAUDIO Hearken after their offence, my lord.
+
+DON PEDRO Officers, what offence have these men done?
+
+DOGBERRY Marry, sir, they have committed false report;
+ moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily,
+ they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have
+ belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust
+ things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.
+
+DON PEDRO First, I ask thee what they have done; thirdly, I
+ ask thee what's their offence; sixth and lastly, why
+ they are committed; and, to conclude, what you lay
+ to their charge.
+
+CLAUDIO Rightly reasoned, and in his own division: and, by
+ my troth, there's one meaning well suited.
+
+DON PEDRO Who have you offended, masters, that you are thus
+ bound to your answer? this learned constable is
+ too cunning to be understood: what's your offence?
+
+BORACHIO Sweet prince, let me go no farther to mine answer:
+ do you hear me, and let this count kill me. I have
+ deceived even your very eyes: what your wisdoms
+ could not discover, these shallow fools have brought
+ to light: who in the night overheard me confessing
+ to this man how Don John your brother incensed me
+ to slander the Lady Hero, how you were brought into
+ the orchard and saw me court Margaret in Hero's
+ garments, how you disgraced her, when you should
+ marry her: my villany they have upon record; which
+ I had rather seal with my death than repeat over
+ to my shame. The lady is dead upon mine and my
+ master's false accusation; and, briefly, I desire
+ nothing but the reward of a villain.
+
+DON PEDRO Runs not this speech like iron through your blood?
+
+CLAUDIO I have drunk poison whiles he utter'd it.
+
+DON PEDRO But did my brother set thee on to this?
+
+BORACHIO Yea, and paid me richly for the practise of it.
+
+DON PEDRO He is composed and framed of treachery:
+ And fled he is upon this villany.
+
+CLAUDIO Sweet Hero! now thy image doth appear
+ In the rare semblance that I loved it first.
+
+DOGBERRY Come, bring away the plaintiffs: by this time our
+ sexton hath reformed Signior Leonato of the matter:
+ and, masters, do not forget to specify, when time
+ and place shall serve, that I am an ass.
+
+VERGES Here, here comes master Signior Leonato, and the
+ Sexton too.
+
+ [Re-enter LEONATO and ANTONIO, with the Sexton]
+
+LEONATO Which is the villain? let me see his eyes,
+ That, when I note another man like him,
+ I may avoid him: which of these is he?
+
+BORACHIO If you would know your wronger, look on me.
+
+LEONATO Art thou the slave that with thy breath hast kill'd
+ Mine innocent child?
+
+BORACHIO Yea, even I alone.
+
+LEONATO No, not so, villain; thou beliest thyself:
+ Here stand a pair of honourable men;
+ A third is fled, that had a hand in it.
+ I thank you, princes, for my daughter's death:
+ Record it with your high and worthy deeds:
+ 'Twas bravely done, if you bethink you of it.
+
+CLAUDIO I know not how to pray your patience;
+ Yet I must speak. Choose your revenge yourself;
+ Impose me to what penance your invention
+ Can lay upon my sin: yet sinn'd I not
+ But in mistaking.
+
+DON PEDRO By my soul, nor I:
+ And yet, to satisfy this good old man,
+ I would bend under any heavy weight
+ That he'll enjoin me to.
+
+LEONATO I cannot bid you bid my daughter live;
+ That were impossible: but, I pray you both,
+ Possess the people in Messina here
+ How innocent she died; and if your love
+ Can labour ought in sad invention,
+ Hang her an epitaph upon her tomb
+ And sing it to her bones, sing it to-night:
+ To-morrow morning come you to my house,
+ And since you could not be my son-in-law,
+ Be yet my nephew: my brother hath a daughter,
+ Almost the copy of my child that's dead,
+ And she alone is heir to both of us:
+ Give her the right you should have given her cousin,
+ And so dies my revenge.
+
+CLAUDIO O noble sir,
+ Your over-kindness doth wring tears from me!
+ I do embrace your offer; and dispose
+ For henceforth of poor Claudio.
+
+LEONATO To-morrow then I will expect your coming;
+ To-night I take my leave. This naughty man
+ Shall face to face be brought to Margaret,
+ Who I believe was pack'd in all this wrong,
+ Hired to it by your brother.
+
+BORACHIO No, by my soul, she was not,
+ Nor knew not what she did when she spoke to me,
+ But always hath been just and virtuous
+ In any thing that I do know by her.
+
+DOGBERRY Moreover, sir, which indeed is not under white and
+ black, this plaintiff here, the offender, did call
+ me ass: I beseech you, let it be remembered in his
+ punishment. And also, the watch heard them talk of
+ one Deformed: they say be wears a key in his ear and
+ a lock hanging by it, and borrows money in God's
+ name, the which he hath used so long and never paid
+ that now men grow hard-hearted and will lend nothing
+ for God's sake: pray you, examine him upon that point.
+
+LEONATO I thank thee for thy care and honest pains.
+
+DOGBERRY Your worship speaks like a most thankful and
+ reverend youth; and I praise God for you.
+
+LEONATO There's for thy pains.
+
+DOGBERRY God save the foundation!
+
+LEONATO Go, I discharge thee of thy prisoner, and I thank thee.
+
+DOGBERRY I leave an arrant knave with your worship; which I
+ beseech your worship to correct yourself, for the
+ example of others. God keep your worship! I wish
+ your worship well; God restore you to health! I
+ humbly give you leave to depart; and if a merry
+ meeting may be wished, God prohibit it! Come, neighbour.
+
+ [Exeunt DOGBERRY and VERGES]
+
+LEONATO Until to-morrow morning, lords, farewell.
+
+ANTONIO Farewell, my lords: we look for you to-morrow.
+
+DON PEDRO We will not fail.
+
+CLAUDIO To-night I'll mourn with Hero.
+
+LEONATO [To the Watch] Bring you these fellows on. We'll
+ talk with Margaret,
+ How her acquaintance grew with this lewd fellow.
+
+ [Exeunt, severally]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II LEONATO'S garden.
+
+
+ [Enter BENEDICK and MARGARET, meeting]
+
+BENEDICK Pray thee, sweet Mistress Margaret, deserve well at
+ my hands by helping me to the speech of Beatrice.
+
+MARGARET Will you then write me a sonnet in praise of my beauty?
+
+BENEDICK In so high a style, Margaret, that no man living
+ shall come over it; for, in most comely truth, thou
+ deservest it.
+
+MARGARET To have no man come over me! why, shall I always
+ keep below stairs?
+
+BENEDICK Thy wit is as quick as the greyhound's mouth; it catches.
+
+MARGARET And yours as blunt as the fencer's foils, which hit,
+ but hurt not.
+
+BENEDICK A most manly wit, Margaret; it will not hurt a
+ woman: and so, I pray thee, call Beatrice: I give
+ thee the bucklers.
+
+MARGARET Give us the swords; we have bucklers of our own.
+
+BENEDICK If you use them, Margaret, you must put in the
+ pikes with a vice; and they are dangerous weapons for maids.
+
+MARGARET Well, I will call Beatrice to you, who I think hath legs.
+
+BENEDICK And therefore will come.
+
+ [Exit MARGARET]
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ The god of love,
+ That sits above,
+ And knows me, and knows me,
+ How pitiful I deserve,--
+
+ I mean in singing; but in loving, Leander the good
+ swimmer, Troilus the first employer of panders, and
+ a whole bookful of these quondam carpet-mangers,
+ whose names yet run smoothly in the even road of a
+ blank verse, why, they were never so truly turned
+ over and over as my poor self in love. Marry, I
+ cannot show it in rhyme; I have tried: I can find
+ out no rhyme to 'lady' but 'baby,' an innocent
+ rhyme; for 'scorn,' 'horn,' a hard rhyme; for,
+ 'school,' 'fool,' a babbling rhyme; very ominous
+ endings: no, I was not born under a rhyming planet,
+ nor I cannot woo in festival terms.
+
+ [Enter BEATRICE]
+
+ Sweet Beatrice, wouldst thou come when I called thee?
+
+BEATRICE Yea, signior, and depart when you bid me.
+
+BENEDICK O, stay but till then!
+
+BEATRICE 'Then' is spoken; fare you well now: and yet, ere
+ I go, let me go with that I came; which is, with
+ knowing what hath passed between you and Claudio.
+
+BENEDICK Only foul words; and thereupon I will kiss thee.
+
+BEATRICE Foul words is but foul wind, and foul wind is but
+ foul breath, and foul breath is noisome; therefore I
+ will depart unkissed.
+
+BENEDICK Thou hast frighted the word out of his right sense,
+ so forcible is thy wit. But I must tell thee
+ plainly, Claudio undergoes my challenge; and either
+ I must shortly hear from him, or I will subscribe
+ him a coward. And, I pray thee now, tell me for
+ which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?
+
+BEATRICE For them all together; which maintained so politic
+ a state of evil that they will not admit any good
+ part to intermingle with them. But for which of my
+ good parts did you first suffer love for me?
+
+BENEDICK Suffer love! a good epithet! I do suffer love
+ indeed, for I love thee against my will.
+
+BEATRICE In spite of your heart, I think; alas, poor heart!
+ If you spite it for my sake, I will spite it for
+ yours; for I will never love that which my friend hates.
+
+BENEDICK Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably.
+
+BEATRICE It appears not in this confession: there's not one
+ wise man among twenty that will praise himself.
+
+BENEDICK An old, an old instance, Beatrice, that lived in
+ the lime of good neighbours. If a man do not erect
+ in this age his own tomb ere he dies, he shall live
+ no longer in monument than the bell rings and the
+ widow weeps.
+
+BEATRICE And how long is that, think you?
+
+BENEDICK Question: why, an hour in clamour and a quarter in
+ rheum: therefore is it most expedient for the
+ wise, if Don Worm, his conscience, find no
+ impediment to the contrary, to be the trumpet of his
+ own virtues, as I am to myself. So much for
+ praising myself, who, I myself will bear witness, is
+ praiseworthy: and now tell me, how doth your cousin?
+
+BEATRICE Very ill.
+
+BENEDICK And how do you?
+
+BEATRICE Very ill too.
+
+BENEDICK Serve God, love me and mend. There will I leave
+ you too, for here comes one in haste.
+
+ [Enter URSULA]
+
+URSULA Madam, you must come to your uncle. Yonder's old
+ coil at home: it is proved my Lady Hero hath been
+ falsely accused, the prince and Claudio mightily
+ abused; and Don John is the author of all, who is
+ fed and gone. Will you come presently?
+
+BEATRICE Will you go hear this news, signior?
+
+BENEDICK I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be
+ buried in thy eyes; and moreover I will go with
+ thee to thy uncle's.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III A church.
+
+
+ [Enter DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, and three or four
+ with tapers]
+
+CLAUDIO Is this the monument of Leonato?
+
+Lord It is, my lord.
+
+CLAUDIO [Reading out of a scroll]
+ Done to death by slanderous tongues
+ Was the Hero that here lies:
+ Death, in guerdon of her wrongs,
+ Gives her fame which never dies.
+ So the life that died with shame
+ Lives in death with glorious fame.
+ Hang thou there upon the tomb,
+ Praising her when I am dumb.
+
+ Now, music, sound, and sing your solemn hymn.
+ SONG.
+
+ Pardon, goddess of the night,
+ Those that slew thy virgin knight;
+ For the which, with songs of woe,
+ Round about her tomb they go.
+ Midnight, assist our moan;
+ Help us to sigh and groan,
+ Heavily, heavily:
+ Graves, yawn and yield your dead,
+ Till death be uttered,
+ Heavily, heavily.
+
+CLAUDIO Now, unto thy bones good night!
+ Yearly will I do this rite.
+
+DON PEDRO Good morrow, masters; put your torches out:
+ The wolves have prey'd; and look, the gentle day,
+ Before the wheels of Phoebus, round about
+ Dapples the drowsy east with spots of grey.
+ Thanks to you all, and leave us: fare you well.
+
+CLAUDIO Good morrow, masters: each his several way.
+
+DON PEDRO Come, let us hence, and put on other weeds;
+ And then to Leonato's we will go.
+
+CLAUDIO And Hymen now with luckier issue speed's
+ Than this for whom we render'd up this woe.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A room in LEONATO'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter LEONATO, ANTONIO, BENEDICK, BEATRICE,
+ MARGARET, URSULA, FRIAR FRANCIS, and HERO]
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS Did I not tell you she was innocent?
+
+LEONATO So are the prince and Claudio, who accused her
+ Upon the error that you heard debated:
+ But Margaret was in some fault for this,
+ Although against her will, as it appears
+ In the true course of all the question.
+
+ANTONIO Well, I am glad that all things sort so well.
+
+BENEDICK And so am I, being else by faith enforced
+ To call young Claudio to a reckoning for it.
+
+LEONATO Well, daughter, and you gentle-women all,
+ Withdraw into a chamber by yourselves,
+ And when I send for you, come hither mask'd.
+
+ [Exeunt Ladies]
+
+ The prince and Claudio promised by this hour
+ To visit me. You know your office, brother:
+ You must be father to your brother's daughter
+ And give her to young Claudio.
+
+ANTONIO Which I will do with confirm'd countenance.
+
+BENEDICK Friar, I must entreat your pains, I think.
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS To do what, signior?
+
+BENEDICK To bind me, or undo me; one of them.
+ Signior Leonato, truth it is, good signior,
+ Your niece regards me with an eye of favour.
+
+LEONATO That eye my daughter lent her: 'tis most true.
+
+BENEDICK And I do with an eye of love requite her.
+
+LEONATO The sight whereof I think you had from me,
+ From Claudio and the prince: but what's your will?
+
+BENEDICK Your answer, sir, is enigmatical:
+ But, for my will, my will is your good will
+ May stand with ours, this day to be conjoin'd
+ In the state of honourable marriage:
+ In which, good friar, I shall desire your help.
+
+LEONATO My heart is with your liking.
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS And my help.
+ Here comes the prince and Claudio.
+
+ [Enter DON PEDRO and CLAUDIO, and two or
+ three others]
+
+DON PEDRO Good morrow to this fair assembly.
+
+LEONATO Good morrow, prince; good morrow, Claudio:
+ We here attend you. Are you yet determined
+ To-day to marry with my brother's daughter?
+
+CLAUDIO I'll hold my mind, were she an Ethiope.
+
+LEONATO Call her forth, brother; here's the friar ready.
+
+ [Exit ANTONIO]
+
+DON PEDRO Good morrow, Benedick. Why, what's the matter,
+ That you have such a February face,
+ So full of frost, of storm and cloudiness?
+
+CLAUDIO I think he thinks upon the savage bull.
+ Tush, fear not, man; we'll tip thy horns with gold
+ And all Europa shall rejoice at thee,
+ As once Europa did at lusty Jove,
+ When he would play the noble beast in love.
+
+BENEDICK Bull Jove, sir, had an amiable low;
+ And some such strange bull leap'd your father's cow,
+ And got a calf in that same noble feat
+ Much like to you, for you have just his bleat.
+
+CLAUDIO For this I owe you: here comes other reckonings.
+
+ [Re-enter ANTONIO, with the Ladies masked]
+
+ Which is the lady I must seize upon?
+
+ANTONIO This same is she, and I do give you her.
+
+CLAUDIO Why, then she's mine. Sweet, let me see your face.
+
+LEONATO No, that you shall not, till you take her hand
+ Before this friar and swear to marry her.
+
+CLAUDIO Give me your hand: before this holy friar,
+ I am your husband, if you like of me.
+
+HERO And when I lived, I was your other wife:
+
+ [Unmasking]
+
+ And when you loved, you were my other husband.
+
+CLAUDIO Another Hero!
+
+HERO Nothing certainer:
+ One Hero died defiled, but I do live,
+ And surely as I live, I am a maid.
+
+DON PEDRO The former Hero! Hero that is dead!
+
+LEONATO She died, my lord, but whiles her slander lived.
+
+FRIAR FRANCIS All this amazement can I qualify:
+ When after that the holy rites are ended,
+ I'll tell you largely of fair Hero's death:
+ Meantime let wonder seem familiar,
+ And to the chapel let us presently.
+
+BENEDICK Soft and fair, friar. Which is Beatrice?
+
+BEATRICE [Unmasking] I answer to that name. What is your will?
+
+BENEDICK Do not you love me?
+
+BEATRICE Why, no; no more than reason.
+
+BENEDICK Why, then your uncle and the prince and Claudio
+ Have been deceived; they swore you did.
+
+BEATRICE Do not you love me?
+
+BENEDICK Troth, no; no more than reason.
+
+BEATRICE Why, then my cousin Margaret and Ursula
+ Are much deceived; for they did swear you did.
+
+BENEDICK They swore that you were almost sick for me.
+
+BEATRICE They swore that you were well-nigh dead for me.
+
+BENEDICK 'Tis no such matter. Then you do not love me?
+
+BEATRICE No, truly, but in friendly recompense.
+
+LEONATO Come, cousin, I am sure you love the gentleman.
+
+CLAUDIO And I'll be sworn upon't that he loves her;
+ For here's a paper written in his hand,
+ A halting sonnet of his own pure brain,
+ Fashion'd to Beatrice.
+
+HERO And here's another
+ Writ in my cousin's hand, stolen from her pocket,
+ Containing her affection unto Benedick.
+
+BENEDICK A miracle! here's our own hands against our hearts.
+ Come, I will have thee; but, by this light, I take
+ thee for pity.
+
+BEATRICE I would not deny you; but, by this good day, I yield
+ upon great persuasion; and partly to save your life,
+ for I was told you were in a consumption.
+
+BENEDICK Peace! I will stop your mouth.
+
+ [Kissing her]
+
+DON PEDRO How dost thou, Benedick, the married man?
+
+BENEDICK I'll tell thee what, prince; a college of
+ wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humour. Dost
+ thou think I care for a satire or an epigram? No:
+ if a man will be beaten with brains, a' shall wear
+ nothing handsome about him. In brief, since I do
+ purpose to marry, I will think nothing to any
+ purpose that the world can say against it; and
+ therefore never flout at me for what I have said
+ against it; for man is a giddy thing, and this is my
+ conclusion. For thy part, Claudio, I did think to
+ have beaten thee, but in that thou art like to be my
+ kinsman, live unbruised and love my cousin.
+
+CLAUDIO I had well hoped thou wouldst have denied Beatrice,
+ that I might have cudgelled thee out of thy single
+ life, to make thee a double-dealer; which, out of
+ question, thou wilt be, if my cousin do not look
+ exceedingly narrowly to thee.
+
+BENEDICK Come, come, we are friends: let's have a dance ere
+ we are married, that we may lighten our own hearts
+ and our wives' heels.
+
+LEONATO We'll have dancing afterward.
+
+BENEDICK First, of my word; therefore play, music. Prince,
+ thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife:
+ there is no staff more reverend than one tipped with horn.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger My lord, your brother John is ta'en in flight,
+ And brought with armed men back to Messina.
+
+BENEDICK Think not on him till to-morrow:
+ I'll devise thee brave punishments for him.
+ Strike up, pipers.
+
+ [Dance]
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+ANTIOCHUS king of Antioch.
+
+PERICLES prince of Tyre.
+
+
+HELICANUS |
+ | two lords of Tyre.
+ESCANES |
+
+
+SIMONIDES king of Pentapolis.
+
+CLEON governor of Tarsus.
+
+LYSIMACHUS governor of Mytilene.
+
+CERIMON a lord of Ephesus.
+
+THALIARD a lord of Antioch.
+
+PHILEMON servant to Cerimon.
+
+LEONINE servant to Dionyza.
+
+ Marshal. (Marshal:)
+
+ A Pandar. (Pandar:)
+
+BOULT his servant.
+
+ The Daughter of Antiochus. (Daughter:)
+
+DIONYZA wife to Cleon.
+
+THAISA daughter to Simonides.
+
+MARINA daughter to Pericles and Thaisa.
+
+LYCHORIDA nurse to Marina.
+
+ A Bawd. (Bawd:)
+
+ Lords, Knights, Gentlemen, Sailors, Pirates,
+ Fishermen, and Messengers. (Lord:)
+ (First Lord:)
+ (Second Lord:)
+ (Third Lord:)
+ (First Knight:)
+ (Second Knight:)
+ (Third Knight:)
+ (First Gentleman:)
+ (Second Gentleman:)
+ (First Sailor:)
+ (Second Sailor:)
+ (First Pirate:)
+ (Second Pirate:)
+ (Third Pirate:)
+ (First Fisherman:)
+ (Second Fisherman:)
+ (Third Fisherman:)
+ (Messenger:)
+
+DIANA:
+
+GOWER as Chorus.
+
+
+
+SCENE Dispersedly in various countries.
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+ [Enter GOWER]
+
+ [Before the palace of Antioch]
+
+ To sing a song that old was sung,
+ From ashes ancient Gower is come;
+ Assuming man's infirmities,
+ To glad your ear, and please your eyes.
+ It hath been sung at festivals,
+ On ember-eves and holy-ales;
+ And lords and ladies in their lives
+ Have read it for restoratives:
+ The purchase is to make men glorious;
+ Et bonum quo antiquius, eo melius.
+ If you, born in these latter times,
+ When wit's more ripe, accept my rhymes.
+ And that to hear an old man sing
+ May to your wishes pleasure bring
+ I life would wish, and that I might
+ Waste it for you, like taper-light.
+ This Antioch, then, Antiochus the Great
+ Built up, this city, for his chiefest seat:
+ The fairest in all Syria,
+ I tell you what mine authors say:
+ This king unto him took a fere,
+ Who died and left a female heir,
+ So buxom, blithe, and full of face,
+ As heaven had lent her all his grace;
+ With whom the father liking took,
+ And her to incest did provoke:
+ Bad child; worse father! to entice his own
+ To evil should be done by none:
+ But custom what they did begin
+ Was with long use account no sin.
+ The beauty of this sinful dame
+ Made many princes thither frame,
+ To seek her as a bed-fellow,
+ In marriage-pleasures play-fellow:
+ Which to prevent he made a law,
+ To keep her still, and men in awe,
+ That whoso ask'd her for his wife,
+ His riddle told not, lost his life:
+ So for her many a wight did die,
+ As yon grim looks do testify.
+ What now ensues, to the judgment of your eye
+ I give, my cause who best can justify.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Antioch. A room in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter ANTIOCHUS, Prince PERICLES, and followers]
+
+ANTIOCHUS Young prince of Tyre, you have at large received
+ The danger of the task you undertake.
+
+PERICLES I have, Antiochus, and, with a soul
+ Embolden'd with the glory of her praise,
+ Think death no hazard in this enterprise.
+
+ANTIOCHUS Bring in our daughter, clothed like a bride,
+ For the embracements even of Jove himself;
+ At whose conception, till Lucina reign'd,
+ Nature this dowry gave, to glad her presence,
+ The senate-house of planets all did sit,
+ To knit in her their best perfections.
+
+ [Music. Enter the Daughter of ANTIOCHUS]
+
+PERICLES See where she comes, apparell'd like the spring,
+ Graces her subjects, and her thoughts the king
+ Of every virtue gives renown to men!
+ Her face the book of praises, where is read
+ Nothing but curious pleasures, as from thence
+ Sorrow were ever razed and testy wrath
+ Could never be her mild companion.
+ You gods that made me man, and sway in love,
+ That have inflamed desire in my breast
+ To taste the fruit of yon celestial tree,
+ Or die in the adventure, be my helps,
+ As I am son and servant to your will,
+ To compass such a boundless happiness!
+
+ANTIOCHUS Prince Pericles,--
+
+PERICLES That would be son to great Antiochus.
+
+ANTIOCHUS Before thee stands this fair Hesperides,
+ With golden fruit, but dangerous to be touch'd;
+ For death-like dragons here affright thee hard:
+ Her face, like heaven, enticeth thee to view
+ Her countless glory, which desert must gain;
+ And which, without desert, because thine eye
+ Presumes to reach, all thy whole heap must die.
+ Yon sometimes famous princes, like thyself,
+ Drawn by report, adventurous by desire,
+ Tell thee, with speechless tongues and semblance pale,
+ That without covering, save yon field of stars,
+ Here they stand martyrs, slain in Cupid's wars;
+ And with dead cheeks advise thee to desist
+ For going on death's net, whom none resist.
+
+PERICLES Antiochus, I thank thee, who hath taught
+ My frail mortality to know itself,
+ And by those fearful objects to prepare
+ This body, like to them, to what I must;
+ For death remember'd should be like a mirror,
+ Who tells us life's but breath, to trust it error.
+ I'll make my will then, and, as sick men do
+ Who know the world, see heaven, but, feeling woe,
+ Gripe not at earthly joys as erst they did;
+ So I bequeath a happy peace to you
+ And all good men, as every prince should do;
+ My riches to the earth from whence they came;
+ But my unspotted fire of love to you.
+
+ [To the Daughter of ANTIOCHUS]
+
+ Thus ready for the way of life or death,
+ I wait the sharpest blow, Antiochus.
+
+ANTIOCHUS Scorning advice, read the conclusion then:
+ Which read and not expounded, 'tis decreed,
+ As these before thee thou thyself shalt bleed.
+
+Daughter Of all say'd yet, mayst thou prove prosperous!
+ Of all say'd yet, I wish thee happiness!
+
+PERICLES Like a bold champion, I assume the lists,
+ Nor ask advice of any other thought
+ But faithfulness and courage.
+
+ [He reads the riddle]
+
+ I am no viper, yet I feed
+ On mother's flesh which did me breed.
+ I sought a husband, in which labour
+ I found that kindness in a father:
+ He's father, son, and husband mild;
+ I mother, wife, and yet his child.
+ How they may be, and yet in two,
+ As you will live, resolve it you.
+
+ Sharp physic is the last: but, O you powers
+ That give heaven countless eyes to view men's acts,
+ Why cloud they not their sights perpetually,
+ If this be true, which makes me pale to read it?
+ Fair glass of light, I loved you, and could still,
+
+ [Takes hold of the hand of the Daughter of ANTIOCHUS]
+
+ Were not this glorious casket stored with ill:
+ But I must tell you, now my thoughts revolt
+ For he's no man on whom perfections wait
+ That, knowing sin within, will touch the gate.
+ You are a fair viol, and your sense the strings;
+ Who, finger'd to make man his lawful music,
+ Would draw heaven down, and all the gods, to hearken:
+ But being play'd upon before your time,
+ Hell only danceth at so harsh a chime.
+ Good sooth, I care not for you.
+
+ANTIOCHUS Prince Pericles, touch not, upon thy life.
+ For that's an article within our law,
+ As dangerous as the rest. Your time's expired:
+ Either expound now, or receive your sentence.
+
+PERICLES Great king,
+ Few love to hear the sins they love to act;
+ 'Twould braid yourself too near for me to tell it.
+ Who has a book of all that monarchs do,
+ He's more secure to keep it shut than shown:
+ For vice repeated is like the wandering wind.
+ Blows dust in other's eyes, to spread itself;
+ And yet the end of all is bought thus dear,
+ The breath is gone, and the sore eyes see clear:
+ To stop the air would hurt them. The blind mole casts
+ Copp'd hills towards heaven, to tell the earth is throng'd
+ By man's oppression; and the poor worm doth die for't.
+ Kings are earth's gods; in vice their law's
+ their will;
+ And if Jove stray, who dares say Jove doth ill?
+ It is enough you know; and it is fit,
+ What being more known grows worse, to smother it.
+ All love the womb that their first being bred,
+ Then give my tongue like leave to love my head.
+
+ANTIOCHUS [Aside] Heaven, that I had thy head! he has found
+ the meaning:
+ But I will gloze with him.--Young prince of Tyre,
+ Though by the tenor of our strict edict,
+ Your exposition misinterpreting,
+ We might proceed to cancel of your days;
+ Yet hope, succeeding from so fair a tree
+ As your fair self, doth tune us otherwise:
+ Forty days longer we do respite you;
+ If by which time our secret be undone,
+ This mercy shows we'll joy in such a son:
+ And until then your entertain shall be
+ As doth befit our honour and your worth.
+
+ [Exeunt all but PERICLES]
+
+PERICLES How courtesy would seem to cover sin,
+ When what is done is like an hypocrite,
+ The which is good in nothing but in sight!
+ If it be true that I interpret false,
+ Then were it certain you were not so bad
+ As with foul incest to abuse your soul;
+ Where now you're both a father and a son,
+ By your untimely claspings with your child,
+ Which pleasure fits an husband, not a father;
+ And she an eater of her mother's flesh,
+ By the defiling of her parent's bed;
+ And both like serpents are, who though they feed
+ On sweetest flowers, yet they poison breed.
+ Antioch, farewell! for wisdom sees, those men
+ Blush not in actions blacker than the night,
+ Will shun no course to keep them from the light.
+ One sin, I know, another doth provoke;
+ Murder's as near to lust as flame to smoke:
+ Poison and treason are the hands of sin,
+ Ay, and the targets, to put off the shame:
+ Then, lest my lie be cropp'd to keep you clear,
+ By flight I'll shun the danger which I fear.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter ANTIOCHUS]
+
+ANTIOCHUS He hath found the meaning, for which we mean
+ To have his head.
+ He must not live to trumpet forth my infamy,
+ Nor tell the world Antiochus doth sin
+ In such a loathed manner;
+ And therefore instantly this prince must die:
+ For by his fall my honour must keep high.
+ Who attends us there?
+
+ [Enter THALIARD]
+
+THALIARD Doth your highness call?
+
+ANTIOCHUS Thaliard,
+ You are of our chamber, and our mind partakes
+ Her private actions to your secrecy;
+ And for your faithfulness we will advance you.
+ Thaliard, behold, here's poison, and here's gold;
+ We hate the prince of Tyre, and thou must kill him:
+ It fits thee not to ask the reason why,
+ Because we bid it. Say, is it done?
+
+THALIARD My lord,
+ 'Tis done.
+
+ANTIOCHUS Enough.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ Let your breath cool yourself, telling your haste.
+
+Messenger My lord, prince Pericles is fled.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ANTIOCHUS As thou
+ Wilt live, fly after: and like an arrow shot
+ From a well-experienced archer hits the mark
+ His eye doth level at, so thou ne'er return
+ Unless thou say 'Prince Pericles is dead.'
+
+THALIARD My lord,
+ If I can get him within my pistol's length,
+ I'll make him sure enough: so, farewell to your highness.
+
+ANTIOCHUS Thaliard, adieu!
+
+ [Exit THALIARD]
+
+ Till Pericles be dead,
+ My heart can lend no succor to my head.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II Tyre. A room in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter PERICLES]
+
+PERICLES [To Lords without] Let none disturb us.--Why should
+ this change of thoughts,
+ The sad companion, dull-eyed melancholy,
+ Be my so used a guest as not an hour,
+ In the day's glorious walk, or peaceful night,
+ The tomb where grief should sleep, can breed me quiet?
+ Here pleasures court mine eyes, and mine eyes shun them,
+ And danger, which I fear'd, is at Antioch,
+ Whose aim seems far too short to hit me here:
+ Yet neither pleasure's art can joy my spirits,
+ Nor yet the other's distance comfort me.
+ Then it is thus: the passions of the mind,
+ That have their first conception by mis-dread,
+ Have after-nourishment and life by care;
+ And what was first but fear what might be done,
+ Grows elder now and cares it be not done.
+ And so with me: the great Antiochus,
+ 'Gainst whom I am too little to contend,
+ Since he's so great can make his will his act,
+ Will think me speaking, though I swear to silence;
+ Nor boots it me to say I honour him.
+ If he suspect I may dishonour him:
+ And what may make him blush in being known,
+ He'll stop the course by which it might be known;
+ With hostile forces he'll o'erspread the land,
+ And with the ostent of war will look so huge,
+ Amazement shall drive courage from the state;
+ Our men be vanquish'd ere they do resist,
+ And subjects punish'd that ne'er thought offence:
+ Which care of them, not pity of myself,
+ Who am no more but as the tops of trees,
+ Which fence the roots they grow by and defend them,
+ Makes both my body pine and soul to languish,
+ And punish that before that he would punish.
+
+ [Enter HELICANUS, with other Lords]
+
+First Lord Joy and all comfort in your sacred breast!
+
+Second Lord And keep your mind, till you return to us,
+ Peaceful and comfortable!
+
+HELICANUS Peace, peace, and give experience tongue.
+ They do abuse the king that flatter him:
+ For flattery is the bellows blows up sin;
+ The thing which is flatter'd, but a spark,
+ To which that blast gives heat and stronger glowing;
+ Whereas reproof, obedient and in order,
+ Fits kings, as they are men, for they may err.
+ When Signior Sooth here does proclaim a peace,
+ He flatters you, makes war upon your life.
+ Prince, pardon me, or strike me, if you please;
+ I cannot be much lower than my knees.
+
+PERICLES All leave us else; but let your cares o'erlook
+ What shipping and what lading's in our haven,
+ And then return to us.
+
+ [Exeunt Lords]
+
+ Helicanus, thou
+ Hast moved us: what seest thou in our looks?
+
+HELICANUS An angry brow, dread lord.
+
+PERICLES If there be such a dart in princes' frowns,
+ How durst thy tongue move anger to our face?
+
+HELICANUS How dare the plants look up to heaven, from whence
+ They have their nourishment?
+
+PERICLES Thou know'st I have power
+ To take thy life from thee.
+
+HELICANUS [Kneeling]
+
+ I have ground the axe myself;
+ Do you but strike the blow.
+
+PERICLES Rise, prithee, rise.
+ Sit down: thou art no flatterer:
+ I thank thee for it; and heaven forbid
+ That kings should let their ears hear their
+ faults hid!
+ Fit counsellor and servant for a prince,
+ Who by thy wisdom makest a prince thy servant,
+ What wouldst thou have me do?
+
+HELICANUS To bear with patience
+ Such griefs as you yourself do lay upon yourself.
+
+PERICLES Thou speak'st like a physician, Helicanus,
+ That minister'st a potion unto me
+ That thou wouldst tremble to receive thyself.
+ Attend me, then: I went to Antioch,
+ Where as thou know'st, against the face of death,
+ I sought the purchase of a glorious beauty.
+ From whence an issue I might propagate,
+ Are arms to princes, and bring joys to subjects.
+ Her face was to mine eye beyond all wonder;
+ The rest--hark in thine ear--as black as incest:
+ Which by my knowledge found, the sinful father
+ Seem'd not to strike, but smooth: but thou
+ know'st this,
+ 'Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss.
+ Such fear so grew in me, I hither fled,
+ Under the covering of a careful night,
+ Who seem'd my good protector; and, being here,
+ Bethought me what was past, what might succeed.
+ I knew him tyrannous; and tyrants' fears
+ Decrease not, but grow faster than the years:
+ And should he doubt it, as no doubt he doth,
+ That I should open to the listening air
+ How many worthy princes' bloods were shed,
+ To keep his bed of blackness unlaid ope,
+ To lop that doubt, he'll fill this land with arms,
+ And make pretence of wrong that I have done him:
+ When all, for mine, if I may call offence,
+ Must feel war's blow, who spares not innocence:
+ Which love to all, of which thyself art one,
+ Who now reprovest me for it,--
+
+HELICANUS Alas, sir!
+
+PERICLES Drew sleep out of mine eyes, blood from my cheeks,
+ Musings into my mind, with thousand doubts
+ How I might stop this tempest ere it came;
+ And finding little comfort to relieve them,
+ I thought it princely charity to grieve them.
+
+HELICANUS Well, my lord, since you have given me leave to speak.
+ Freely will I speak. Antiochus you fear,
+ And justly too, I think, you fear the tyrant,
+ Who either by public war or private treason
+ Will take away your life.
+ Therefore, my lord, go travel for a while,
+ Till that his rage and anger be forgot,
+ Or till the Destinies do cut his thread of life.
+ Your rule direct to any; if to me.
+ Day serves not light more faithful than I'll be.
+
+PERICLES I do not doubt thy faith;
+ But should he wrong my liberties in my absence?
+
+HELICANUS We'll mingle our bloods together in the earth,
+ From whence we had our being and our birth.
+
+PERICLES Tyre, I now look from thee then, and to Tarsus
+ Intend my travel, where I'll hear from thee;
+ And by whose letters I'll dispose myself.
+ The care I had and have of subjects' good
+ On thee I lay whose wisdom's strength can bear it.
+ I'll take thy word for faith, not ask thine oath:
+ Who shuns not to break one will sure crack both:
+ But in our orbs we'll live so round and safe,
+ That time of both this truth shall ne'er convince,
+ Thou show'dst a subject's shine, I a true prince.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III Tyre. An ante-chamber in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter THALIARD]
+
+THALIARD So, this is Tyre, and this the court. Here must I
+ kill King Pericles; and if I do it not, I am sure to
+ be hanged at home: 'tis dangerous. Well, I perceive
+ he was a wise fellow, and had good discretion, that,
+ being bid to ask what he would of the king, desired
+ he might know none of his secrets: now do I see he
+ had some reason for't; for if a king bid a man be a
+ villain, he's bound by the indenture of his oath to
+ be one! Hush! here come the lords of Tyre.
+
+ [Enter HELICANUS and ESCANES, with other Lords of Tyre]
+
+HELICANUS You shall not need, my fellow peers of Tyre,
+ Further to question me of your king's departure:
+ His seal'd commission, left in trust with me,
+ Doth speak sufficiently he's gone to travel.
+
+THALIARD [Aside] How! the king gone!
+
+HELICANUS If further yet you will be satisfied,
+ Why, as it were unlicensed of your loves,
+ He would depart, I'll give some light unto you.
+ Being at Antioch--
+
+THALIARD [Aside] What from Antioch?
+
+HELICANUS Royal Antiochus--on what cause I know not--
+ Took some displeasure at him; at least he judged so:
+ And doubting lest that he had err'd or sinn'd,
+ To show his sorrow, he'ld correct himself;
+ So puts himself unto the shipman's toil,
+ With whom each minute threatens life or death.
+
+THALIARD [Aside] Well, I perceive
+ I shall not be hang'd now, although I would;
+ But since he's gone, the king's seas must please:
+ He 'scaped the land, to perish at the sea.
+ I'll present myself. Peace to the lords of Tyre!
+
+HELICANUS Lord Thaliard from Antiochus is welcome.
+
+THALIARD From him I come
+ With message unto princely Pericles;
+ But since my landing I have understood
+ Your lord has betook himself to unknown travels,
+ My message must return from whence it came.
+
+HELICANUS We have no reason to desire it,
+ Commended to our master, not to us:
+ Yet, ere you shall depart, this we desire,
+ As friends to Antioch, we may feast in Tyre.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Tarsus. A room in the Governor's house.
+
+
+ [Enter CLEON, the governor of Tarsus, with DIONYZA,
+ and others]
+
+CLEON My Dionyza, shall we rest us here,
+ And by relating tales of others' griefs,
+ See if 'twill teach us to forget our own?
+
+DIONYZA That were to blow at fire in hope to quench it;
+ For who digs hills because they do aspire
+ Throws down one mountain to cast up a higher.
+ O my distressed lord, even such our griefs are;
+ Here they're but felt, and seen with mischief's eyes,
+ But like to groves, being topp'd, they higher rise.
+
+CLEON O Dionyza,
+ Who wanteth food, and will not say he wants it,
+ Or can conceal his hunger till he famish?
+ Our tongues and sorrows do sound deep
+ Our woes into the air; our eyes do weep,
+ Till tongues fetch breath that may proclaim them louder;
+ That, if heaven slumber while their creatures want,
+ They may awake their helps to comfort them.
+ I'll then discourse our woes, felt several years,
+ And wanting breath to speak help me with tears.
+
+DIONYZA I'll do my best, sir.
+
+CLEON This Tarsus, o'er which I have the government,
+ A city on whom plenty held full hand,
+ For riches strew'd herself even in the streets;
+ Whose towers bore heads so high they kiss'd the clouds,
+ And strangers ne'er beheld but wondered at;
+ Whose men and dames so jetted and adorn'd,
+ Like one another's glass to trim them by:
+ Their tables were stored full, to glad the sight,
+ And not so much to feed on as delight;
+ All poverty was scorn'd, and pride so great,
+ The name of help grew odious to repeat.
+
+DIONYZA O, 'tis too true.
+
+CLEON But see what heaven can do! By this our change,
+ These mouths, who but of late, earth, sea, and air,
+ Were all too little to content and please,
+ Although they gave their creatures in abundance,
+ As houses are defiled for want of use,
+ They are now starved for want of exercise:
+ Those palates who, not yet two summers younger,
+ Must have inventions to delight the taste,
+ Would now be glad of bread, and beg for it:
+ Those mothers who, to nousle up their babes,
+ Thought nought too curious, are ready now
+ To eat those little darlings whom they loved.
+ So sharp are hunger's teeth, that man and wife
+ Draw lots who first shall die to lengthen life:
+ Here stands a lord, and there a lady weeping;
+ Here many sink, yet those which see them fall
+ Have scarce strength left to give them burial.
+ Is not this true?
+
+DIONYZA Our cheeks and hollow eyes do witness it.
+
+CLEON O, let those cities that of plenty's cup
+ And her prosperities so largely taste,
+ With their superfluous riots, hear these tears!
+ The misery of Tarsus may be theirs.
+
+ [Enter a Lord]
+
+Lord Where's the lord governor?
+
+CLEON Here.
+ Speak out thy sorrows which thou bring'st in haste,
+ For comfort is too far for us to expect.
+
+Lord We have descried, upon our neighbouring shore,
+ A portly sail of ships make hitherward.
+
+CLEON I thought as much.
+ One sorrow never comes but brings an heir,
+ That may succeed as his inheritor;
+ And so in ours: some neighbouring nation,
+ Taking advantage of our misery,
+ Hath stuff'd these hollow vessels with their power,
+ To beat us down, the which are down already;
+ And make a conquest of unhappy me,
+ Whereas no glory's got to overcome.
+
+Lord That's the least fear; for, by the semblance
+ Of their white flags display'd, they bring us peace,
+ And come to us as favourers, not as foes.
+
+CLEON Thou speak'st like him's untutor'd to repeat:
+ Who makes the fairest show means most deceit.
+ But bring they what they will and what they can,
+ What need we fear?
+ The ground's the lowest, and we are half way there.
+ Go tell their general we attend him here,
+ To know for what he comes, and whence he comes,
+ And what he craves.
+
+Lord I go, my lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CLEON Welcome is peace, if he on peace consist;
+ If wars, we are unable to resist.
+
+ [Enter PERICLES with Attendants]
+
+PERICLES Lord governor, for so we hear you are,
+ Let not our ships and number of our men
+ Be like a beacon fired to amaze your eyes.
+ We have heard your miseries as far as Tyre,
+ And seen the desolation of your streets:
+ Nor come we to add sorrow to your tears,
+ But to relieve them of their heavy load;
+ And these our ships, you happily may think
+ Are like the Trojan horse was stuff'd within
+ With bloody veins, expecting overthrow,
+ Are stored with corn to make your needy bread,
+ And give them life whom hunger starved half dead.
+
+All The gods of Greece protect you!
+ And we'll pray for you.
+
+PERICLES Arise, I pray you, rise:
+ We do not look for reverence, but to love,
+ And harbourage for ourself, our ships, and men.
+
+CLEON The which when any shall not gratify,
+ Or pay you with unthankfulness in thought,
+ Be it our wives, our children, or ourselves,
+ The curse of heaven and men succeed their evils!
+ Till when,--the which I hope shall ne'er be seen,--
+ Your grace is welcome to our town and us.
+
+PERICLES Which welcome we'll accept; feast here awhile,
+ Until our stars that frown lend us a smile.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+ [Enter GOWER]
+
+GOWER Here have you seen a mighty king
+ His child, I wis, to incest bring;
+ A better prince and benign lord,
+ That will prove awful both in deed and word.
+ Be quiet then as men should be,
+ Till he hath pass'd necessity.
+ I'll show you those in troubles reign,
+ Losing a mite, a mountain gain.
+ The good in conversation,
+ To whom I give my benison,
+ Is still at Tarsus, where each man
+ Thinks all is writ he speken can;
+ And, to remember what he does,
+ Build his statue to make him glorious:
+ But tidings to the contrary
+ Are brought your eyes; what need speak I?
+
+ DUMB SHOW.
+
+ [Enter at one door PERICLES talking with CLEON; all
+ the train with them. Enter at another door a
+ Gentleman, with a letter to PERICLES; PERICLES
+ shows the letter to CLEON; gives the Messenger a
+ reward, and knights him. Exit PERICLES at one
+ door, and CLEON at another]
+
+ Good Helicane, that stay'd at home,
+ Not to eat honey like a drone
+ From others' labours; for though he strive
+ To killen bad, keep good alive;
+ And to fulfil his prince' desire,
+ Sends word of all that haps in Tyre:
+ How Thaliard came full bent with sin
+ And had intent to murder him;
+ And that in Tarsus was not best
+ Longer for him to make his rest.
+ He, doing so, put forth to seas,
+ Where when men been, there's seldom ease;
+ For now the wind begins to blow;
+ Thunder above and deeps below
+ Make such unquiet, that the ship
+ Should house him safe is wreck'd and split;
+ And he, good prince, having all lost,
+ By waves from coast to coast is tost:
+ All perishen of man, of pelf,
+ Ne aught escapen but himself;
+ Till fortune, tired with doing bad,
+ Threw him ashore, to give him glad:
+ And here he comes. What shall be next,
+ Pardon old Gower,--this longs the text.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Pentapolis. An open place by the sea-side.
+
+
+ [Enter PERICLES, wet]
+
+PERICLES Yet cease your ire, you angry stars of heaven!
+ Wind, rain, and thunder, remember, earthly man
+ Is but a substance that must yield to you;
+ And I, as fits my nature, do obey you:
+ Alas, the sea hath cast me on the rocks,
+ Wash'd me from shore to shore, and left me breath
+ Nothing to think on but ensuing death:
+ Let it suffice the greatness of your powers
+ To have bereft a prince of all his fortunes;
+ And having thrown him from your watery grave,
+ Here to have death in peace is all he'll crave.
+
+ [Enter three FISHERMEN]
+
+First Fisherman What, ho, Pilch!
+
+Second Fisherman Ha, come and bring away the nets!
+
+First Fisherman What, Patch-breech, I say!
+
+Third Fisherman What say you, master?
+
+First Fisherman Look how thou stirrest now! come away, or I'll
+ fetch thee with a wanion.
+
+Third Fisherman Faith, master, I am thinking of the poor men that
+ were cast away before us even now.
+
+First Fisherman Alas, poor souls, it grieved my heart to hear what
+ pitiful cries they made to us to help them, when,
+ well-a-day, we could scarce help ourselves.
+
+Third Fisherman Nay, master, said not I as much when I saw the
+ porpus how he bounced and tumbled? they say
+ they're half fish, half flesh: a plague on them,
+ they ne'er come but I look to be washed. Master, I
+ marvel how the fishes live in the sea.
+
+First Fisherman Why, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the
+ little ones: I can compare our rich misers to
+ nothing so fitly as to a whale; a' plays and
+ tumbles, driving the poor fry before him, and at
+ last devours them all at a mouthful: such whales
+ have I heard on o' the land, who never leave gaping
+ till they've swallowed the whole parish, church,
+ steeple, bells, and all.
+
+PERICLES [Aside] A pretty moral.
+
+Third Fisherman But, master, if I had been the sexton, I would have
+ been that day in the belfry.
+
+Second Fisherman Why, man?
+
+Third Fisherman Because he should have swallowed me too: and when I
+ had been in his belly, I would have kept such a
+ jangling of the bells, that he should never have
+ left, till he cast bells, steeple, church, and
+ parish up again. But if the good King Simonides
+ were of my mind,--
+
+PERICLES [Aside] Simonides!
+
+Third Fisherman We would purge the land of these drones, that rob
+ the bee of her honey.
+
+PERICLES [Aside] How from the finny subject of the sea
+ These fishers tell the infirmities of men;
+ And from their watery empire recollect
+ All that may men approve or men detect!
+ Peace be at your labour, honest fishermen.
+
+Second Fisherman Honest! good fellow, what's that? If it be a day
+ fits you, search out of the calendar, and nobody
+ look after it.
+
+PERICLES May see the sea hath cast upon your coast.
+
+Second Fisherman What a drunken knave was the sea to cast thee in our
+ way!
+
+PERICLES A man whom both the waters and the wind,
+ In that vast tennis-court, have made the ball
+ For them to play upon, entreats you pity him:
+ He asks of you, that never used to beg.
+
+First Fisherman No, friend, cannot you beg? Here's them in our
+ country Greece gets more with begging than we can do
+ with working.
+
+Second Fisherman Canst thou catch any fishes, then?
+
+PERICLES I never practised it.
+
+Second Fisherman Nay, then thou wilt starve, sure; for here's nothing
+ to be got now-a-days, unless thou canst fish for't.
+
+PERICLES What I have been I have forgot to know;
+ But what I am, want teaches me to think on:
+ A man throng'd up with cold: my veins are chill,
+ And have no more of life than may suffice
+ To give my tongue that heat to ask your help;
+ Which if you shall refuse, when I am dead,
+ For that I am a man, pray see me buried.
+
+First Fisherman Die quoth-a? Now gods forbid! I have a gown here;
+ come, put it on; keep thee warm. Now, afore me, a
+ handsome fellow! Come, thou shalt go home, and
+ we'll have flesh for holidays, fish for
+ fasting-days, and moreo'er puddings and flap-jacks,
+ and thou shalt be welcome.
+
+PERICLES I thank you, sir.
+
+Second Fisherman Hark you, my friend; you said you could not beg.
+
+PERICLES I did but crave.
+
+Second Fisherman But crave! Then I'll turn craver too, and so I
+ shall 'scape whipping.
+
+PERICLES Why, are all your beggars whipped, then?
+
+Second Fisherman O, not all, my friend, not all; for if all your
+ beggars were whipped, I would wish no better office
+ than to be beadle. But, master, I'll go draw up the
+ net.
+
+ [Exit with Third Fisherman]
+
+PERICLES [Aside] How well this honest mirth becomes their labour!
+
+First Fisherman Hark you, sir, do you know where ye are?
+
+PERICLES Not well.
+
+First Fisherman Why, I'll tell you: this is called Pentapolis, and
+ our king the good Simonides.
+
+PERICLES The good King Simonides, do you call him.
+
+First Fisherman Ay, sir; and he deserves so to be called for his
+ peaceable reign and good government.
+
+PERICLES He is a happy king, since he gains from his subjects
+ the name of good by his government. How far is his
+ court distant from this shore?
+
+First Fisherman Marry, sir, half a day's journey: and I'll tell
+ you, he hath a fair daughter, and to-morrow is her
+ birth-day; and there are princes and knights come
+ from all parts of the world to just and tourney for her love.
+
+PERICLES Were my fortunes equal to my desires, I could wish
+ to make one there.
+
+First Fisherman O, sir, things must be as they may; and what a man
+ cannot get, he may lawfully deal for--his wife's soul.
+
+ [Re-enter Second and Third Fishermen, drawing up a net]
+
+Second Fisherman Help, master, help! here's a fish hangs in the net,
+ like a poor man's right in the law; 'twill hardly
+ come out. Ha! bots on't, 'tis come at last, and
+ 'tis turned to a rusty armour.
+
+PERICLES An armour, friends! I pray you, let me see it.
+ Thanks, fortune, yet, that, after all my crosses,
+ Thou givest me somewhat to repair myself;
+ And though it was mine own, part of my heritage,
+ Which my dead father did bequeath to me.
+ With this strict charge, even as he left his life,
+ 'Keep it, my Pericles; it hath been a shield
+ Twixt me and death;'--and pointed to this brace;--
+ 'For that it saved me, keep it; in like necessity--
+ The which the gods protect thee from!--may
+ defend thee.'
+ It kept where I kept, I so dearly loved it;
+ Till the rough seas, that spare not any man,
+ Took it in rage, though calm'd have given't again:
+ I thank thee for't: my shipwreck now's no ill,
+ Since I have here my father's gift in's will.
+
+First Fisherman What mean you, sir?
+
+PERICLES To beg of you, kind friends, this coat of worth,
+ For it was sometime target to a king;
+ I know it by this mark. He loved me dearly,
+ And for his sake I wish the having of it;
+ And that you'ld guide me to your sovereign's court,
+ Where with it I may appear a gentleman;
+ And if that ever my low fortune's better,
+ I'll pay your bounties; till then rest your debtor.
+
+First Fisherman Why, wilt thou tourney for the lady?
+
+PERICLES I'll show the virtue I have borne in arms.
+
+First Fisherman Why, do 'e take it, and the gods give thee good on't!
+
+Second Fisherman Ay, but hark you, my friend; 'twas we that made up
+ this garment through the rough seams of the waters:
+ there are certain condolements, certain vails. I
+ hope, sir, if you thrive, you'll remember from
+ whence you had it.
+
+PERICLES Believe 't, I will.
+ By your furtherance I am clothed in steel;
+ And, spite of all the rapture of the sea,
+ This jewel holds his building on my arm:
+ Unto thy value I will mount myself
+ Upon a courser, whose delightful steps
+ Shall make the gazer joy to see him tread.
+ Only, my friend, I yet am unprovided
+ Of a pair of bases.
+
+Second Fisherman We'll sure provide: thou shalt have my best gown to
+ make thee a pair; and I'll bring thee to the court myself.
+
+PERICLES Then honour be but a goal to my will,
+ This day I'll rise, or else add ill to ill.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. A public way or platform leading to the
+ lists. A pavilion by the side of it for the
+ reception of King, Princess, Lords, &c.
+
+
+ [Enter SIMONIDES, THAISA, Lords, and Attendants]
+
+SIMONIDES Are the knights ready to begin the triumph?
+
+First Lord They are, my liege;
+ And stay your coming to present themselves.
+
+SIMONIDES Return them, we are ready; and our daughter,
+ In honour of whose birth these triumphs are,
+ Sits here, like beauty's child, whom nature gat
+ For men to see, and seeing wonder at.
+
+ [Exit a Lord]
+
+THAISA It pleaseth you, my royal father, to express
+ My commendations great, whose merit's less.
+
+SIMONIDES It's fit it should be so; for princes are
+ A model which heaven makes like to itself:
+ As jewels lose their glory if neglected,
+ So princes their renowns if not respected.
+ 'Tis now your honour, daughter, to explain
+ The labour of each knight in his device.
+
+THAISA Which, to preserve mine honour, I'll perform.
+
+ [Enter a Knight; he passes over, and his Squire
+ presents his shield to the Princess]
+
+SIMONIDES Who is the first that doth prefer himself?
+
+THAISA A knight of Sparta, my renowned father;
+ And the device he bears upon his shield
+ Is a black Ethiope reaching at the sun
+ The word, 'Lux tua vita mihi.'
+
+SIMONIDES He loves you well that holds his life of you.
+
+ [The Second Knight passes over]
+
+ Who is the second that presents himself?
+
+THAISA A prince of Macedon, my royal father;
+ And the device he bears upon his shield
+ Is an arm'd knight that's conquer'd by a lady;
+ The motto thus, in Spanish, 'Piu por dulzura que por fuerza.'
+
+ [The Third Knight passes over]
+
+SIMONIDES And what's the third?
+
+THAISA The third of Antioch;
+ And his device, a wreath of chivalry;
+ The word, 'Me pompae provexit apex.'
+
+ [The Fourth Knight passes over]
+
+SIMONIDES What is the fourth?
+
+THAISA A burning torch that's turned upside down;
+ The word, 'Quod me alit, me extinguit.'
+
+SIMONIDES Which shows that beauty hath his power and will,
+ Which can as well inflame as it can kill.
+
+ [The Fifth Knight passes over]
+
+THAISA The fifth, an hand environed with clouds,
+ Holding out gold that's by the touchstone tried;
+ The motto thus, 'Sic spectanda fides.'
+
+ [The Sixth Knight, PERICLES, passes over]
+
+SIMONIDES And what's
+ The sixth and last, the which the knight himself
+ With such a graceful courtesy deliver'd?
+
+THAISA He seems to be a stranger; but his present is
+ A wither'd branch, that's only green at top;
+ The motto, 'In hac spe vivo.'
+
+SIMONIDES A pretty moral;
+ From the dejected state wherein he is,
+ He hopes by you his fortunes yet may flourish.
+
+First Lord He had need mean better than his outward show
+ Can any way speak in his just commend;
+ For by his rusty outside he appears
+ To have practised more the whipstock than the lance.
+
+Second Lord He well may be a stranger, for he comes
+ To an honour'd triumph strangely furnished.
+
+Third Lord And on set purpose let his armour rust
+ Until this day, to scour it in the dust.
+
+SIMONIDES Opinion's but a fool, that makes us scan
+ The outward habit by the inward man.
+ But stay, the knights are coming: we will withdraw
+ Into the gallery.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Great shouts within and all cry 'The mean knight!']
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. A hall of state: a banquet prepared.
+
+
+ [Enter SIMONIDES, THAISA, Lords, Attendants, and
+ Knights, from tilting]
+
+SIMONIDES Knights,
+ To say you're welcome were superfluous.
+ To place upon the volume of your deeds,
+ As in a title-page, your worth in arms,
+ Were more than you expect, or more than's fit,
+ Since every worth in show commends itself.
+ Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast:
+ You are princes and my guests.
+
+THAISA But you, my knight and guest;
+ To whom this wreath of victory I give,
+ And crown you king of this day's happiness.
+
+PERICLES 'Tis more by fortune, lady, than by merit.
+
+SIMONIDES Call it by what you will, the day is yours;
+ And here, I hope, is none that envies it.
+ In framing an artist, art hath thus decreed,
+ To make some good, but others to exceed;
+ And you are her labour'd scholar. Come, queen o'
+ the feast,--
+ For, daughter, so you are,--here take your place:
+ Marshal the rest, as they deserve their grace.
+
+KNIGHTS We are honour'd much by good Simonides.
+
+SIMONIDES Your presence glads our days: honour we love;
+ For who hates honour hates the gods above.
+
+Marshal Sir, yonder is your place.
+
+PERICLES Some other is more fit.
+
+First Knight Contend not, sir; for we are gentlemen
+ That neither in our hearts nor outward eyes
+ Envy the great nor do the low despise.
+
+PERICLES You are right courteous knights.
+
+SIMONIDES Sit, sir, sit.
+
+PERICLES By Jove, I wonder, that is king of thoughts,
+ These cates resist me, she but thought upon.
+
+THAISA By Juno, that is queen of marriage,
+ All viands that I eat do seem unsavoury.
+ Wishing him my meat. Sure, he's a gallant gentleman.
+
+SIMONIDES He's but a country gentleman;
+ Has done no more than other knights have done;
+ Has broken a staff or so; so let it pass.
+
+THAISA To me he seems like diamond to glass.
+
+PERICLES Yon king's to me like to my father's picture,
+ Which tells me in that glory once he was;
+ Had princes sit, like stars, about his throne,
+ And he the sun, for them to reverence;
+ None that beheld him, but, like lesser lights,
+ Did vail their crowns to his supremacy:
+ Where now his son's like a glow-worm in the night,
+ The which hath fire in darkness, none in light:
+ Whereby I see that Time's the king of men,
+ He's both their parent, and he is their grave,
+ And gives them what he will, not what they crave.
+
+SIMONIDES What, are you merry, knights?
+
+Knights Who can be other in this royal presence?
+
+SIMONIDES Here, with a cup that's stored unto the brim,--
+ As you do love, fill to your mistress' lips,--
+ We drink this health to you.
+
+KNIGHTS We thank your grace.
+
+SIMONIDES Yet pause awhile:
+ Yon knight doth sit too melancholy,
+ As if the entertainment in our court
+ Had not a show might countervail his worth.
+ Note it not you, Thaisa?
+
+THAISA What is it
+ To me, my father?
+
+SIMONIDES O, attend, my daughter:
+ Princes in this should live like gods above,
+ Who freely give to every one that comes
+ To honour them:
+ And princes not doing so are like to gnats,
+ Which make a sound, but kill'd are wonder'd at.
+ Therefore to make his entrance more sweet,
+ Here, say we drink this standing-bowl of wine to him.
+
+THAISA Alas, my father, it befits not me
+ Unto a stranger knight to be so bold:
+ He may my proffer take for an offence,
+ Since men take women's gifts for impudence.
+
+SIMONIDES How!
+ Do as I bid you, or you'll move me else.
+
+THAISA [Aside] Now, by the gods, he could not please me better.
+
+SIMONIDES And furthermore tell him, we desire to know of him,
+ Of whence he is, his name and parentage.
+
+THAISA The king my father, sir, has drunk to you.
+
+PERICLES I thank him.
+
+THAISA Wishing it so much blood unto your life.
+
+PERICLES I thank both him and you, and pledge him freely.
+
+THAISA And further he desires to know of you,
+ Of whence you are, your name and parentage.
+
+PERICLES A gentleman of Tyre; my name, Pericles;
+ My education been in arts and arms;
+ Who, looking for adventures in the world,
+ Was by the rough seas reft of ships and men,
+ And after shipwreck driven upon this shore.
+
+THAISA He thanks your grace; names himself Pericles,
+ A gentleman of Tyre,
+ Who only by misfortune of the seas
+ Bereft of ships and men, cast on this shore.
+
+SIMONIDES Now, by the gods, I pity his misfortune,
+ And will awake him from his melancholy.
+ Come, gentlemen, we sit too long on trifles,
+ And waste the time, which looks for other revels.
+ Even in your armours, as you are address'd,
+ Will very well become a soldier's dance.
+ I will not have excuse, with saying this
+ Loud music is too harsh for ladies' heads,
+ Since they love men in arms as well as beds.
+
+ [The Knights dance]
+
+ So, this was well ask'd,'twas so well perform'd.
+ Come, sir;
+ Here is a lady that wants breathing too:
+ And I have heard, you knights of Tyre
+ Are excellent in making ladies trip;
+ And that their measures are as excellent.
+
+PERICLES In those that practise them they are, my lord.
+
+SIMONIDES O, that's as much as you would be denied
+ Of your fair courtesy.
+
+ [The Knights and Ladies dance]
+
+ Unclasp, unclasp:
+ Thanks, gentlemen, to all; all have done well.
+
+ [To PERICLES]
+
+ But you the best. Pages and lights, to conduct
+ These knights unto their several lodgings!
+
+ [To PERICLES]
+
+ Yours, sir,
+ We have given order to be next our own.
+
+PERICLES I am at your grace's pleasure.
+
+SIMONIDES Princes, it is too late to talk of love;
+ And that's the mark I know you level at:
+ Therefore each one betake him to his rest;
+ To-morrow all for speeding do their best.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Tyre. A room in the Governor's house.
+
+
+ [Enter HELICANUS and ESCANES]
+
+HELICANUS No, Escanes, know this of me,
+ Antiochus from incest lived not free:
+ For which, the most high gods not minding longer
+ To withhold the vengeance that they had in store,
+ Due to this heinous capital offence,
+ Even in the height and pride of all his glory,
+ When he was seated in a chariot
+ Of an inestimable value, and his daughter with him,
+ A fire from heaven came and shrivell'd up
+ Their bodies, even to loathing; for they so stunk,
+ That all those eyes adored them ere their fall
+ Scorn now their hand should give them burial.
+
+ESCANES 'Twas very strange.
+
+HELICANUS And yet but justice; for though
+ This king were great, his greatness was no guard
+ To bar heaven's shaft, but sin had his reward.
+
+ESCANES 'Tis very true.
+
+ [Enter two or three Lords]
+
+First Lord See, not a man in private conference
+ Or council has respect with him but he.
+
+Second Lord It shall no longer grieve without reproof.
+
+Third Lord And cursed be he that will not second it.
+
+First Lord Follow me, then. Lord Helicane, a word.
+
+HELICANUS With me? and welcome: happy day, my lords.
+
+First Lord Know that our griefs are risen to the top,
+ And now at length they overflow their banks.
+
+HELICANUS Your griefs! for what? wrong not your prince you love.
+
+First Lord Wrong not yourself, then, noble Helicane;
+ But if the prince do live, let us salute him,
+ Or know what ground's made happy by his breath.
+ If in the world he live, we'll seek him out;
+ If in his grave he rest, we'll find him there;
+ And be resolved he lives to govern us,
+ Or dead, give's cause to mourn his funeral,
+ And leave us to our free election.
+
+Second Lord Whose death indeed's the strongest in our censure:
+ And knowing this kingdom is without a head,--
+ Like goodly buildings left without a roof
+ Soon fall to ruin,--your noble self,
+ That best know how to rule and how to reign,
+ We thus submit unto,--our sovereign.
+
+All Live, noble Helicane!
+
+HELICANUS For honour's cause, forbear your suffrages:
+ If that you love Prince Pericles, forbear.
+ Take I your wish, I leap into the seas,
+ Where's hourly trouble for a minute's ease.
+ A twelvemonth longer, let me entreat you to
+ Forbear the absence of your king:
+ If in which time expired, he not return,
+ I shall with aged patience bear your yoke.
+ But if I cannot win you to this love,
+ Go search like nobles, like noble subjects,
+ And in your search spend your adventurous worth;
+ Whom if you find, and win unto return,
+ You shall like diamonds sit about his crown.
+
+First Lord To wisdom he's a fool that will not yield;
+ And since Lord Helicane enjoineth us,
+ We with our travels will endeavour us.
+
+HELICANUS Then you love us, we you, and we'll clasp hands:
+ When peers thus knit, a kingdom ever stands.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE V Pentapolis. A room in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter SIMONIDES, reading a letter, at one door:
+ the Knights meet him]
+
+First Knight Good morrow to the good Simonides.
+
+SIMONIDES Knights, from my daughter this I let you know,
+ That for this twelvemonth she'll not undertake
+ A married life.
+ Her reason to herself is only known,
+ Which yet from her by no means can I get.
+
+Second Knight May we not get access to her, my lord?
+
+SIMONIDES 'Faith, by no means; she has so strictly tied
+ Her to her chamber, that 'tis impossible.
+ One twelve moons more she'll wear Diana's livery;
+ This by the eye of Cynthia hath she vow'd
+ And on her virgin honour will not break it.
+
+Third Knight Loath to bid farewell, we take our leaves.
+
+ [Exeunt Knights]
+
+SIMONIDES So,
+ They are well dispatch'd; now to my daughter's letter:
+ She tells me here, she'd wed the stranger knight,
+ Or never more to view nor day nor light.
+ 'Tis well, mistress; your choice agrees with mine;
+ I like that well: nay, how absolute she's in't,
+ Not minding whether I dislike or no!
+ Well, I do commend her choice;
+ And will no longer have it be delay'd.
+ Soft! here he comes: I must dissemble it.
+
+ [Enter PERICLES]
+
+PERICLES All fortune to the good Simonides!
+
+SIMONIDES To you as much, sir! I am beholding to you
+ For your sweet music this last night: I do
+ Protest my ears were never better fed
+ With such delightful pleasing harmony.
+
+PERICLES It is your grace's pleasure to commend;
+ Not my desert.
+
+SIMONIDES Sir, you are music's master.
+
+PERICLES The worst of all her scholars, my good lord.
+
+SIMONIDES Let me ask you one thing:
+ What do you think of my daughter, sir?
+
+PERICLES A most virtuous princess.
+
+SIMONIDES And she is fair too, is she not?
+
+PERICLES As a fair day in summer, wondrous fair.
+
+SIMONIDES Sir, my daughter thinks very well of you;
+ Ay, so well, that you must be her master,
+ And she will be your scholar: therefore look to it.
+
+PERICLES I am unworthy for her schoolmaster.
+
+SIMONIDES She thinks not so; peruse this writing else.
+
+PERICLES [Aside] What's here?
+ A letter, that she loves the knight of Tyre!
+ 'Tis the king's subtlety to have my life.
+ O, seek not to entrap me, gracious lord,
+ A stranger and distressed gentleman,
+ That never aim'd so high to love your daughter,
+ But bent all offices to honour her.
+
+SIMONIDES Thou hast bewitch'd my daughter, and thou art
+ A villain.
+
+PERICLES By the gods, I have not:
+ Never did thought of mine levy offence;
+ Nor never did my actions yet commence
+ A deed might gain her love or your displeasure.
+
+SIMONIDES Traitor, thou liest.
+
+PERICLES Traitor!
+
+SIMONIDES Ay, traitor.
+
+PERICLES Even in his throat--unless it be the king--
+ That calls me traitor, I return the lie.
+
+SIMONIDES [Aside] Now, by the gods, I do applaud his courage.
+
+PERICLES My actions are as noble as my thoughts,
+ That never relish'd of a base descent.
+ I came unto your court for honour's cause,
+ And not to be a rebel to her state;
+ And he that otherwise accounts of me,
+ This sword shall prove he's honour's enemy.
+
+SIMONIDES No?
+ Here comes my daughter, she can witness it.
+
+ [Enter THAISA]
+
+PERICLES Then, as you are as virtuous as fair,
+ Resolve your angry father, if my tongue
+ Did ere solicit, or my hand subscribe
+ To any syllable that made love to you.
+
+THAISA Why, sir, say if you had,
+ Who takes offence at that would make me glad?
+
+SIMONIDES Yea, mistress, are you so peremptory?
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ I am glad on't with all my heart.--
+ I'll tame you; I'll bring you in subjection.
+ Will you, not having my consent,
+ Bestow your love and your affections
+ Upon a stranger?
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ who, for aught I know,
+ May be, nor can I think the contrary,
+ As great in blood as I myself.--
+ Therefore hear you, mistress; either frame
+ Your will to mine,--and you, sir, hear you,
+ Either be ruled by me, or I will make you--
+ Man and wife:
+ Nay, come, your hands and lips must seal it too:
+ And being join'd, I'll thus your hopes destroy;
+ And for a further grief,--God give you joy!--
+ What, are you both pleased?
+
+THAISA Yes, if you love me, sir.
+
+PERICLES Even as my life, or blood that fosters it.
+
+SIMONIDES What, are you both agreed?
+
+BOTH Yes, if it please your majesty.
+
+SIMONIDES It pleaseth me so well, that I will see you wed;
+ And then with what haste you can get you to bed.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+ [Enter GOWER]
+
+GOWER Now sleep y-slaked hath the rout;
+ No din but snores the house about,
+ Made louder by the o'er-fed breast
+ Of this most pompous marriage-feast.
+ The cat, with eyne of burning coal,
+ Now crouches fore the mouse's hole;
+ And crickets sing at the oven's mouth,
+ E'er the blither for their drouth.
+ Hymen hath brought the bride to bed.
+ Where, by the loss of maidenhead,
+ A babe is moulded. Be attent,
+ And time that is so briefly spent
+ With your fine fancies quaintly eche:
+ What's dumb in show I'll plain with speech.
+
+ DUMB SHOW.
+
+ [Enter, PERICLES and SIMONIDES at one door, with
+ Attendants; a Messenger meets them, kneels, and
+ gives PERICLES a letter: PERICLES shows it
+ SIMONIDES; the Lords kneel to him. Then enter
+ THAISA with child, with LYCHORIDA a nurse. The
+ KING shows her the letter; she rejoices: she and
+ PERICLES takes leave of her father, and depart with
+ LYCHORIDA and their Attendants. Then exeunt
+ SIMONIDES and the rest]
+
+ By many a dern and painful perch
+ Of Pericles the careful search,
+ By the four opposing coigns
+ Which the world together joins,
+ Is made with all due diligence
+ That horse and sail and high expense
+ Can stead the quest. At last from Tyre,
+ Fame answering the most strange inquire,
+ To the court of King Simonides
+ Are letters brought, the tenor these:
+ Antiochus and his daughter dead;
+ The men of Tyrus on the head
+ Of Helicanus would set on
+ The crown of Tyre, but he will none:
+ The mutiny he there hastes t' oppress;
+ Says to 'em, if King Pericles
+ Come not home in twice six moons,
+ He, obedient to their dooms,
+ Will take the crown. The sum of this,
+ Brought hither to Pentapolis,
+ Y-ravished the regions round,
+ And every one with claps can sound,
+ 'Our heir-apparent is a king!
+ Who dream'd, who thought of such a thing?'
+ Brief, he must hence depart to Tyre:
+ His queen with child makes her desire--
+ Which who shall cross?--along to go:
+ Omit we all their dole and woe:
+ Lychorida, her nurse, she takes,
+ And so to sea. Their vessel shakes
+ On Neptune's billow; half the flood
+ Hath their keel cut: but fortune's mood
+ Varies again; the grisly north
+ Disgorges such a tempest forth,
+ That, as a duck for life that dives,
+ So up and down the poor ship drives:
+ The lady shrieks, and well-a-near
+ Does fall in travail with her fear:
+ And what ensues in this fell storm
+ Shall for itself itself perform.
+ I nill relate, action may
+ Conveniently the rest convey;
+ Which might not what by me is told.
+ In your imagination hold
+ This stage the ship, upon whose deck
+ The sea-tost Pericles appears to speak.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I:
+
+
+ [Enter PERICLES, on shipboard]
+
+PERICLES Thou god of this great vast, rebuke these surges,
+ Which wash both heaven and hell; and thou, that hast
+ Upon the winds command, bind them in brass,
+ Having call'd them from the deep! O, still
+ Thy deafening, dreadful thunders; gently quench
+ Thy nimble, sulphurous flashes! O, how, Lychorida,
+ How does my queen? Thou stormest venomously;
+ Wilt thou spit all thyself? The seaman's whistle
+ Is as a whisper in the ears of death,
+ Unheard. Lychorida!--Lucina, O
+ Divinest patroness, and midwife gentle
+ To those that cry by night, convey thy deity
+ Aboard our dancing boat; make swift the pangs
+ Of my queen's travails!
+
+ [Enter LYCHORIDA, with an Infant]
+
+ Now, Lychorida!
+
+LYCHORIDA Here is a thing too young for such a place,
+ Who, if it had conceit, would die, as I
+ Am like to do: take in your arms this piece
+ Of your dead queen.
+
+PERICLES How, how, Lychorida!
+
+LYCHORIDA Patience, good sir; do not assist the storm.
+ Here's all that is left living of your queen,
+ A little daughter: for the sake of it,
+ Be manly, and take comfort.
+
+PERICLES O you gods!
+ Why do you make us love your goodly gifts,
+ And snatch them straight away? We here below
+ Recall not what we give, and therein may
+ Use honour with you.
+
+LYCHORIDA Patience, good sir,
+ Even for this charge.
+
+PERICLES Now, mild may be thy life!
+ For a more blustrous birth had never babe:
+ Quiet and gentle thy conditions! for
+ Thou art the rudeliest welcome to this world
+ That ever was prince's child. Happy what follows!
+ Thou hast as chiding a nativity
+ As fire, air, water, earth, and heaven can make,
+ To herald thee from the womb: even at the first
+ Thy loss is more than can thy portage quit,
+ With all thou canst find here. Now, the good gods
+ Throw their best eyes upon't!
+
+ [Enter two Sailors]
+
+First Sailor What courage, sir? God save you!
+
+PERICLES Courage enough: I do not fear the flaw;
+ It hath done to me the worst. Yet, for the love
+ Of this poor infant, this fresh-new sea-farer,
+ I would it would be quiet.
+
+First Sailor Slack the bolins there! Thou wilt not, wilt thou?
+ Blow, and split thyself.
+
+Second Sailor But sea-room, an the brine and cloudy billow kiss
+ the moon, I care not.
+
+First Sailor Sir, your queen must overboard: the sea works high,
+ the wind is loud, and will not lie till the ship be
+ cleared of the dead.
+
+PERICLES That's your superstition.
+
+First Sailor Pardon us, sir; with us at sea it hath been still
+ observed: and we are strong in custom. Therefore
+ briefly yield her; for she must overboard straight.
+
+PERICLES As you think meet. Most wretched queen!
+
+LYCHORIDA Here she lies, sir.
+
+PERICLES A terrible childbed hast thou had, my dear;
+ No light, no fire: the unfriendly elements
+ Forgot thee utterly: nor have I time
+ To give thee hallow'd to thy grave, but straight
+ Must cast thee, scarcely coffin'd, in the ooze;
+ Where, for a monument upon thy bones,
+ And e'er-remaining lamps, the belching whale
+ And humming water must o'erwhelm thy corpse,
+ Lying with simple shells. O Lychorida,
+ Bid Nestor bring me spices, ink and paper,
+ My casket and my jewels; and bid Nicander
+ Bring me the satin coffer: lay the babe
+ Upon the pillow: hie thee, whiles I say
+ A priestly farewell to her: suddenly, woman.
+
+ [Exit LYCHORIDA]
+
+Second Sailor Sir, we have a chest beneath the hatches, caulked
+ and bitumed ready.
+
+PERICLES I thank thee. Mariner, say what coast is this?
+
+Second Sailor We are near Tarsus.
+
+PERICLES Thither, gentle mariner.
+ Alter thy course for Tyre. When canst thou reach it?
+
+Second Sailor By break of day, if the wind cease.
+
+PERICLES O, make for Tarsus!
+ There will I visit Cleon, for the babe
+ Cannot hold out to Tyrus: there I'll leave it
+ At careful nursing. Go thy ways, good mariner:
+ I'll bring the body presently.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Ephesus. A room in CERIMON's house.
+
+
+ [Enter CERIMON, with a Servant, and some Persons who
+ have been shipwrecked]
+
+CERIMON Philemon, ho!
+
+ [Enter PHILEMON]
+
+PHILEMON Doth my lord call?
+
+CERIMON Get fire and meat for these poor men:
+ 'T has been a turbulent and stormy night.
+
+Servant I have been in many; but such a night as this,
+ Till now, I ne'er endured.
+
+CERIMON Your master will be dead ere you return;
+ There's nothing can be minister'd to nature
+ That can recover him.
+
+ [To PHILEMON]
+
+ Give this to the 'pothecary,
+ And tell me how it works.
+
+ [Exeunt all but CERIMON]
+
+ [Enter two Gentlemen]
+
+First Gentleman Good morrow.
+
+Second Gentleman Good morrow to your lordship.
+
+CERIMON Gentlemen,
+ Why do you stir so early?
+
+First Gentleman Sir,
+ Our lodgings, standing bleak upon the sea,
+ Shook as the earth did quake;
+ The very principals did seem to rend,
+ And all-to topple: pure surprise and fear
+ Made me to quit the house.
+
+Second Gentleman That is the cause we trouble you so early;
+ 'Tis not our husbandry.
+
+CERIMON O, you say well.
+
+First Gentleman But I much marvel that your lordship, having
+ Rich tire about you, should at these early hours
+ Shake off the golden slumber of repose.
+ 'Tis most strange,
+ Nature should be so conversant with pain,
+ Being thereto not compell'd.
+
+CERIMON I hold it ever,
+ Virtue and cunning were endowments greater
+ Than nobleness and riches: careless heirs
+ May the two latter darken and expend;
+ But immortality attends the former.
+ Making a man a god. 'Tis known, I ever
+ Have studied physic, through which secret art,
+ By turning o'er authorities, I have,
+ Together with my practise, made familiar
+ To me and to my aid the blest infusions
+ That dwell in vegetives, in metals, stones;
+ And I can speak of the disturbances
+ That nature works, and of her cures; which doth give me
+ A more content in course of true delight
+ Than to be thirsty after tottering honour,
+ Or tie my treasure up in silken bags,
+ To please the fool and death.
+
+Second Gentleman Your honour has through Ephesus pour'd forth
+ Your charity, and hundreds call themselves
+ Your creatures, who by you have been restored:
+ And not your knowledge, your personal pain, but even
+ Your purse, still open, hath built Lord Cerimon
+ Such strong renown as time shall ne'er decay.
+
+ [Enter two or three Servants with a chest]
+
+First Servant So; lift there.
+
+CERIMON What is that?
+
+First Servant Sir, even now
+ Did the sea toss upon our shore this chest:
+ 'Tis of some wreck.
+
+CERIMON Set 't down, let's look upon't.
+
+Second Gentleman 'Tis like a coffin, sir.
+
+CERIMON Whate'er it be,
+ 'Tis wondrous heavy. Wrench it open straight:
+ If the sea's stomach be o'ercharged with gold,
+ 'Tis a good constraint of fortune it belches upon us.
+
+Second Gentleman 'Tis so, my lord.
+
+CERIMON How close 'tis caulk'd and bitumed!
+ Did the sea cast it up?
+
+First Servant I never saw so huge a billow, sir,
+ As toss'd it upon shore.
+
+CERIMON Wrench it open;
+ Soft! it smells most sweetly in my sense.
+
+Second Gentleman A delicate odour.
+
+CERIMON As ever hit my nostril. So, up with it.
+ O you most potent gods! what's here? a corse!
+
+First Gentleman Most strange!
+
+CERIMON Shrouded in cloth of state; balm'd and entreasured
+ With full bags of spices! A passport too!
+ Apollo, perfect me in the characters!
+
+ [Reads from a scroll]
+
+ 'Here I give to understand,
+ If e'er this coffin drive a-land,
+ I, King Pericles, have lost
+ This queen, worth all our mundane cost.
+ Who finds her, give her burying;
+ She was the daughter of a king:
+ Besides this treasure for a fee,
+ The gods requite his charity!'
+
+ If thou livest, Pericles, thou hast a heart
+ That even cracks for woe! This chanced tonight.
+
+Second Gentleman Most likely, sir.
+
+CERIMON Nay, certainly to-night;
+ For look how fresh she looks! They were too rough
+ That threw her in the sea. Make a fire within:
+ Fetch hither all my boxes in my closet.
+
+ [Exit a Servant]
+
+ Death may usurp on nature many hours,
+ And yet the fire of life kindle again
+ The o'erpress'd spirits. I heard of an Egyptian
+ That had nine hours lien dead,
+ Who was by good appliance recovered.
+
+ [Re-enter a Servant, with boxes, napkins, and fire]
+
+ Well said, well said; the fire and cloths.
+ The rough and woeful music that we have,
+ Cause it to sound, beseech you.
+ The viol once more: how thou stirr'st, thou block!
+ The music there!--I pray you, give her air.
+ Gentlemen.
+ This queen will live: nature awakes; a warmth
+ Breathes out of her: she hath not been entranced
+ Above five hours: see how she gins to blow
+ Into life's flower again!
+
+First Gentleman The heavens,
+ Through you, increase our wonder and set up
+ Your fame forever.
+
+CERIMON She is alive; behold,
+ Her eyelids, cases to those heavenly jewels
+ Which Pericles hath lost,
+ Begin to part their fringes of bright gold;
+ The diamonds of a most praised water
+ Do appear, to make the world twice rich. Live,
+ And make us weep to hear your fate, fair creature,
+ Rare as you seem to be.
+
+ [She moves]
+
+THAISA O dear Diana,
+ Where am I? Where's my lord? What world is this?
+
+Second Gentleman Is not this strange?
+
+First Gentleman Most rare.
+
+CERIMON Hush, my gentle neighbours!
+ Lend me your hands; to the next chamber bear her.
+ Get linen: now this matter must be look'd to,
+ For her relapse is mortal. Come, come;
+ And AEsculapius guide us!
+
+ [Exeunt, carrying her away]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III Tarsus. A room in CLEON's house.
+
+
+ [Enter PERICLES, CLEON, DIONYZA, and LYCHORIDA with
+ MARINA in her arms]
+
+PERICLES Most honour'd Cleon, I must needs be gone;
+ My twelve months are expired, and Tyrus stands
+ In a litigious peace. You, and your lady,
+ Take from my heart all thankfulness! The gods
+ Make up the rest upon you!
+
+CLEON Your shafts of fortune, though they hurt you mortally,
+ Yet glance full wanderingly on us.
+
+DIONYZA O your sweet queen!
+ That the strict fates had pleased you had brought her hither,
+ To have bless'd mine eyes with her!
+
+PERICLES We cannot but obey
+ The powers above us. Could I rage and roar
+ As doth the sea she lies in, yet the end
+ Must be as 'tis. My gentle babe Marina, whom,
+ For she was born at sea, I have named so, here
+ I charge your charity withal, leaving her
+ The infant of your care; beseeching you
+ To give her princely training, that she may be
+ Manner'd as she is born.
+
+CLEON Fear not, my lord, but think
+ Your grace, that fed my country with your corn,
+ For which the people's prayers still fall upon you,
+ Must in your child be thought on. If neglection
+ Should therein make me vile, the common body,
+ By you relieved, would force me to my duty:
+ But if to that my nature need a spur,
+ The gods revenge it upon me and mine,
+ To the end of generation!
+
+PERICLES I believe you;
+ Your honour and your goodness teach me to't,
+ Without your vows. Till she be married, madam,
+ By bright Diana, whom we honour, all
+ Unscissor'd shall this hair of mine remain,
+ Though I show ill in't. So I take my leave.
+ Good madam, make me blessed in your care
+ In bringing up my child.
+
+DIONYZA I have one myself,
+ Who shall not be more dear to my respect
+ Than yours, my lord.
+
+PERICLES Madam, my thanks and prayers.
+
+CLEON We'll bring your grace e'en to the edge o' the shore,
+ Then give you up to the mask'd Neptune and
+ The gentlest winds of heaven.
+
+PERICLES I will embrace
+ Your offer. Come, dearest madam. O, no tears,
+ Lychorida, no tears:
+ Look to your little mistress, on whose grace
+ You may depend hereafter. Come, my lord.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Ephesus. A room in CERIMON's house.
+
+
+ [Enter CERIMON and THAISA]
+
+CERIMON Madam, this letter, and some certain jewels,
+ Lay with you in your coffer: which are now
+ At your command. Know you the character?
+
+THAISA It is my lord's.
+ That I was shipp'd at sea, I well remember,
+ Even on my eaning time; but whether there
+ Deliver'd, by the holy gods,
+ I cannot rightly say. But since King Pericles,
+ My wedded lord, I ne'er shall see again,
+ A vestal livery will I take me to,
+ And never more have joy.
+
+CERIMON Madam, if this you purpose as ye speak,
+ Diana's temple is not distant far,
+ Where you may abide till your date expire.
+ Moreover, if you please, a niece of mine
+ Shall there attend you.
+
+THAISA My recompense is thanks, that's all;
+ Yet my good will is great, though the gift small.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+ [Enter GOWER]
+
+GOWER Imagine Pericles arrived at Tyre,
+ Welcomed and settled to his own desire.
+ His woeful queen we leave at Ephesus,
+ Unto Diana there a votaress.
+ Now to Marina bend your mind,
+ Whom our fast-growing scene must find
+ At Tarsus, and by Cleon train'd
+ In music, letters; who hath gain'd
+ Of education all the grace,
+ Which makes her both the heart and place
+ Of general wonder. But, alack,
+ That monster envy, oft the wrack
+ Of earned praise, Marina's life
+ Seeks to take off by treason's knife.
+ And in this kind hath our Cleon
+ One daughter, and a wench full grown,
+ Even ripe for marriage-rite; this maid
+ Hight Philoten: and it is said
+ For certain in our story, she
+ Would ever with Marina be:
+ Be't when she weaved the sleided silk
+ With fingers long, small, white as milk;
+ Or when she would with sharp needle wound
+ The cambric, which she made more sound
+ By hurting it; or when to the lute
+ She sung, and made the night-bird mute,
+ That still records with moan; or when
+ She would with rich and constant pen
+ Vail to her mistress Dian; still
+ This Philoten contends in skill
+ With absolute Marina: so
+ With the dove of Paphos might the crow
+ Vie feathers white. Marina gets
+ All praises, which are paid as debts,
+ And not as given. This so darks
+ In Philoten all graceful marks,
+ That Cleon's wife, with envy rare,
+ A present murderer does prepare
+ For good Marina, that her daughter
+ Might stand peerless by this slaughter.
+ The sooner her vile thoughts to stead,
+ Lychorida, our nurse, is dead:
+ And cursed Dionyza hath
+ The pregnant instrument of wrath
+ Prest for this blow. The unborn event
+ I do commend to your content:
+ Only I carry winged time
+ Post on the lame feet of my rhyme;
+ Which never could I so convey,
+ Unless your thoughts went on my way.
+ Dionyza does appear,
+ With Leonine, a murderer.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Tarsus. An open place near the sea-shore.
+
+
+ [Enter DIONYZA and LEONINE]
+
+DIONYZA Thy oath remember; thou hast sworn to do't:
+ 'Tis but a blow, which never shall be known.
+ Thou canst not do a thing in the world so soon,
+ To yield thee so much profit. Let not conscience,
+ Which is but cold, inflaming love i' thy bosom,
+ Inflame too nicely; nor let pity, which
+ Even women have cast off, melt thee, but be
+ A soldier to thy purpose.
+
+LEONINE I will do't; but yet she is a goodly creature.
+
+DIONYZA The fitter, then, the gods should have her. Here
+ she comes weeping for her only mistress' death.
+ Thou art resolved?
+
+LEONINE I am resolved.
+
+ [Enter MARINA, with a basket of flowers]
+
+MARINA No, I will rob Tellus of her weed,
+ To strew thy green with flowers: the yellows, blues,
+ The purple violets, and marigolds,
+ Shall as a carpet hang upon thy grave,
+ While summer-days do last. Ay me! poor maid,
+ Born in a tempest, when my mother died,
+ This world to me is like a lasting storm,
+ Whirring me from my friends.
+
+DIONYZA How now, Marina! why do you keep alone?
+ How chance my daughter is not with you? Do not
+ Consume your blood with sorrowing: you have
+ A nurse of me. Lord, how your favour's changed
+ With this unprofitable woe!
+ Come, give me your flowers, ere the sea mar it.
+ Walk with Leonine; the air is quick there,
+ And it pierces and sharpens the stomach. Come,
+ Leonine, take her by the arm, walk with her.
+
+MARINA No, I pray you;
+ I'll not bereave you of your servant.
+
+DIONYZA Come, come;
+ I love the king your father, and yourself,
+ With more than foreign heart. We every day
+ Expect him here: when he shall come and find
+ Our paragon to all reports thus blasted,
+ He will repent the breadth of his great voyage;
+ Blame both my lord and me, that we have taken
+ No care to your best courses. Go, I pray you,
+ Walk, and be cheerful once again; reserve
+ That excellent complexion, which did steal
+ The eyes of young and old. Care not for me
+ I can go home alone.
+
+MARINA Well, I will go;
+ But yet I have no desire to it.
+
+DIONYZA Come, come, I know 'tis good for you.
+ Walk half an hour, Leonine, at the least:
+ Remember what I have said.
+
+LEONINE I warrant you, madam.
+
+DIONYZA I'll leave you, my sweet lady, for a while:
+ Pray, walk softly, do not heat your blood:
+ What! I must have a care of you.
+
+MARINA My thanks, sweet madam.
+
+ [Exit DIONYZA]
+
+ Is this wind westerly that blows?
+
+LEONINE South-west.
+
+MARINA When I was born, the wind was north.
+
+LEONINE Was't so?
+
+MARINA My father, as nurse said, did never fear,
+ But cried 'Good seaman!' to the sailors, galling
+ His kingly hands, haling ropes;
+ And, clasping to the mast, endured a sea
+ That almost burst the deck.
+
+LEONINE When was this?
+
+MARINA When I was born:
+ Never was waves nor wind more violent;
+ And from the ladder-tackle washes off
+ A canvas-climber. 'Ha!' says one, 'wilt out?'
+ And with a dropping industry they skip
+ From stem to stern: the boatswain whistles, and
+ The master calls, and trebles their confusion.
+
+LEONINE Come, say your prayers.
+
+MARINA What mean you?
+
+LEONINE If you require a little space for prayer,
+ I grant it: pray; but be not tedious,
+ For the gods are quick of ear, and I am sworn
+ To do my work with haste.
+
+MARINA Why will you kill me?
+
+LEONINE To satisfy my lady.
+
+MARINA Why would she have me kill'd?
+ Now, as I can remember, by my troth,
+ I never did her hurt in all my life:
+ I never spake bad word, nor did ill turn
+ To any living creature: believe me, la,
+ I never kill'd a mouse, nor hurt a fly:
+ I trod upon a worm against my will,
+ But I wept for it. How have I offended,
+ Wherein my death might yield her any profit,
+ Or my life imply her any danger?
+
+LEONINE My commission
+ Is not to reason of the deed, but do it.
+
+MARINA You will not do't for all the world, I hope.
+ You are well favour'd, and your looks foreshow
+ You have a gentle heart. I saw you lately,
+ When you caught hurt in parting two that fought:
+ Good sooth, it show'd well in you: do so now:
+ Your lady seeks my life; come you between,
+ And save poor me, the weaker.
+
+LEONINE I am sworn,
+ And will dispatch.
+
+ [He seizes her]
+
+ [Enter Pirates]
+
+First Pirate Hold, villain!
+
+ [LEONINE runs away]
+
+Second Pirate A prize! a prize!
+
+Third Pirate Half-part, mates, half-part.
+ Come, let's have her aboard suddenly.
+
+ [Exeunt Pirates with MARINA]
+
+ [Re-enter LEONINE]
+
+LEONINE These roguing thieves serve the great pirate Valdes;
+ And they have seized Marina. Let her go:
+ There's no hope she will return. I'll swear
+ she's dead,
+ And thrown into the sea. But I'll see further:
+ Perhaps they will but please themselves upon her,
+ Not carry her aboard. If she remain,
+ Whom they have ravish'd must by me be slain.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Mytilene. A room in a brothel.
+
+
+ [Enter Pandar, Bawd, and BOULT]
+
+Pandar Boult!
+
+BOULT Sir?
+
+Pandar Search the market narrowly; Mytilene is full of
+ gallants. We lost too much money this mart by being
+ too wenchless.
+
+Bawd We were never so much out of creatures. We have but
+ poor three, and they can do no more than they can
+ do; and they with continual action are even as good as rotten.
+
+Pandar Therefore let's have fresh ones, whate'er we pay for
+ them. If there be not a conscience to be used in
+ every trade, we shall never prosper.
+
+Bawd Thou sayest true: 'tis not our bringing up of poor
+ bastards,--as, I think, I have brought up some eleven--
+
+BOULT Ay, to eleven; and brought them down again. But
+ shall I search the market?
+
+Bawd What else, man? The stuff we have, a strong wind
+ will blow it to pieces, they are so pitifully sodden.
+
+Pandar Thou sayest true; they're too unwholesome, o'
+ conscience. The poor Transylvanian is dead, that
+ lay with the little baggage.
+
+BOULT Ay, she quickly pooped him; she made him roast-meat
+ for worms. But I'll go search the market.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Pandar Three or four thousand chequins were as pretty a
+ proportion to live quietly, and so give over.
+
+Bawd Why to give over, I pray you? is it a shame to get
+ when we are old?
+
+Pandar O, our credit comes not in like the commodity, nor
+ the commodity wages not with the danger: therefore,
+ if in our youths we could pick up some pretty
+ estate, 'twere not amiss to keep our door hatched.
+ Besides, the sore terms we stand upon with the gods
+ will be strong with us for giving over.
+
+Bawd Come, other sorts offend as well as we.
+
+Pandar As well as we! ay, and better too; we offend worse.
+ Neither is our profession any trade; it's no
+ calling. But here comes Boult.
+
+ [Re-enter BOULT, with the Pirates and MARINA]
+
+BOULT [To MARINA] Come your ways. My masters, you say
+ she's a virgin?
+
+First Pirate O, sir, we doubt it not.
+
+BOULT Master, I have gone through for this piece, you see:
+ if you like her, so; if not, I have lost my earnest.
+
+Bawd Boult, has she any qualities?
+
+BOULT She has a good face, speaks well, and has excellent
+ good clothes: there's no further necessity of
+ qualities can make her be refused.
+
+Bawd What's her price, Boult?
+
+BOULT I cannot be bated one doit of a thousand pieces.
+
+Pandar Well, follow me, my masters, you shall have your
+ money presently. Wife, take her in; instruct her
+ what she has to do, that she may not be raw in her
+ entertainment.
+
+ [Exeunt Pandar and Pirates]
+
+Bawd Boult, take you the marks of her, the colour of her
+ hair, complexion, height, age, with warrant of her
+ virginity; and cry 'He that will give most shall
+ have her first.' Such a maidenhead were no cheap
+ thing, if men were as they have been. Get this done
+ as I command you.
+
+BOULT Performance shall follow.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MARINA Alack that Leonine was so slack, so slow!
+ He should have struck, not spoke; or that these pirates,
+ Not enough barbarous, had not o'erboard thrown me
+ For to seek my mother!
+
+Bawd Why lament you, pretty one?
+
+MARINA That I am pretty.
+
+Bawd Come, the gods have done their part in you.
+
+MARINA I accuse them not.
+
+Bawd You are light into my hands, where you are like to live.
+
+MARINA The more my fault
+ To scape his hands where I was like to die.
+
+Bawd Ay, and you shall live in pleasure.
+
+MARINA No.
+
+Bawd Yes, indeed shall you, and taste gentlemen of all
+ fashions: you shall fare well; you shall have the
+ difference of all complexions. What! do you stop your ears?
+
+MARINA Are you a woman?
+
+Bawd What would you have me be, an I be not a woman?
+
+MARINA An honest woman, or not a woman.
+
+Bawd Marry, whip thee, gosling: I think I shall have
+ something to do with you. Come, you're a young
+ foolish sapling, and must be bowed as I would have
+ you.
+
+MARINA The gods defend me!
+
+Bawd If it please the gods to defend you by men, then men
+ must comfort you, men must feed you, men must stir
+ you up. Boult's returned.
+
+ [Re-enter BOULT]
+
+ Now, sir, hast thou cried her through the market?
+
+BOULT I have cried her almost to the number of her hairs;
+ I have drawn her picture with my voice.
+
+Bawd And I prithee tell me, how dost thou find the
+ inclination of the people, especially of the younger sort?
+
+BOULT 'Faith, they listened to me as they would have
+ hearkened to their father's testament. There was a
+ Spaniard's mouth so watered, that he went to bed to
+ her very description.
+
+Bawd We shall have him here to-morrow with his best ruff on.
+
+BOULT To-night, to-night. But, mistress, do you know the
+ French knight that cowers i' the hams?
+
+Bawd Who, Monsieur Veroles?
+
+BOULT Ay, he: he offered to cut a caper at the
+ proclamation; but he made a groan at it, and swore
+ he would see her to-morrow.
+
+Bawd Well, well; as for him, he brought his disease
+ hither: here he does but repair it. I know he will
+ come in our shadow, to scatter his crowns in the
+ sun.
+
+BOULT Well, if we had of every nation a traveller, we
+ should lodge them with this sign.
+
+Bawd [To MARINA] Pray you, come hither awhile. You
+ have fortunes coming upon you. Mark me: you must
+ seem to do that fearfully which you commit
+ willingly, despise profit where you have most gain.
+ To weep that you live as ye do makes pity in your
+ lovers: seldom but that pity begets you a good
+ opinion, and that opinion a mere profit.
+
+MARINA I understand you not.
+
+BOULT O, take her home, mistress, take her home: these
+ blushes of hers must be quenched with some present practise.
+
+Bawd Thou sayest true, i' faith, so they must; for your
+ bride goes to that with shame which is her way to go
+ with warrant.
+
+BOULT 'Faith, some do, and some do not. But, mistress, if
+ I have bargained for the joint,--
+
+Bawd Thou mayst cut a morsel off the spit.
+
+BOULT I may so.
+
+Bawd Who should deny it? Come, young one, I like the
+ manner of your garments well.
+
+BOULT Ay, by my faith, they shall not be changed yet.
+
+Bawd Boult, spend thou that in the town: report what a
+ sojourner we have; you'll lose nothing by custom.
+ When nature flamed this piece, she meant thee a good
+ turn; therefore say what a paragon she is, and thou
+ hast the harvest out of thine own report.
+
+BOULT I warrant you, mistress, thunder shall not so awake
+ the beds of eels as my giving out her beauty stir up
+ the lewdly-inclined. I'll bring home some to-night.
+
+Bawd Come your ways; follow me.
+
+MARINA If fires be hot, knives sharp, or waters deep,
+ Untied I still my virgin knot will keep.
+ Diana, aid my purpose!
+
+Bawd What have we to do with Diana? Pray you, will you go with us?
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III Tarsus. A room in CLEON's house.
+
+
+ [Enter CLEON and DIONYZA]
+
+DIONYZA Why, are you foolish? Can it be undone?
+
+CLEON O Dionyza, such a piece of slaughter
+ The sun and moon ne'er look'd upon!
+
+DIONYZA I think
+ You'll turn a child again.
+
+CLEON Were I chief lord of all this spacious world,
+ I'ld give it to undo the deed. O lady,
+ Much less in blood than virtue, yet a princess
+ To equal any single crown o' the earth
+ I' the justice of compare! O villain Leonine!
+ Whom thou hast poison'd too:
+ If thou hadst drunk to him, 't had been a kindness
+ Becoming well thy fact: what canst thou say
+ When noble Pericles shall demand his child?
+
+DIONYZA That she is dead. Nurses are not the fates,
+ To foster it, nor ever to preserve.
+ She died at night; I'll say so. Who can cross it?
+ Unless you play the pious innocent,
+ And for an honest attribute cry out
+ 'She died by foul play.'
+
+CLEON O, go to. Well, well,
+ Of all the faults beneath the heavens, the gods
+ Do like this worst.
+
+DIONYZA Be one of those that think
+ The petty wrens of Tarsus will fly hence,
+ And open this to Pericles. I do shame
+ To think of what a noble strain you are,
+ And of how coward a spirit.
+
+CLEON To such proceeding
+ Who ever but his approbation added,
+ Though not his prime consent, he did not flow
+ From honourable sources.
+
+DIONYZA Be it so, then:
+ Yet none does know, but you, how she came dead,
+ Nor none can know, Leonine being gone.
+ She did disdain my child, and stood between
+ Her and her fortunes: none would look on her,
+ But cast their gazes on Marina's face;
+ Whilst ours was blurted at and held a malkin
+ Not worth the time of day. It pierced me through;
+ And though you call my course unnatural,
+ You not your child well loving, yet I find
+ It greets me as an enterprise of kindness
+ Perform'd to your sole daughter.
+
+CLEON Heavens forgive it!
+
+DIONYZA And as for Pericles,
+ What should he say? We wept after her hearse,
+ And yet we mourn: her monument
+ Is almost finish'd, and her epitaphs
+ In glittering golden characters express
+ A general praise to her, and care in us
+ At whose expense 'tis done.
+
+CLEON Thou art like the harpy,
+ Which, to betray, dost, with thine angel's face,
+ Seize with thine eagle's talons.
+
+DIONYZA You are like one that superstitiously
+ Doth swear to the gods that winter kills the flies:
+ But yet I know you'll do as I advise.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV:
+
+
+ [Enter GOWER, before the monument of MARINA at Tarsus]
+
+GOWER Thus time we waste, and longest leagues make short;
+ Sail seas in cockles, have an wish but for't;
+ Making, to take your imagination,
+ From bourn to bourn, region to region.
+ By you being pardon'd, we commit no crime
+ To use one language in each several clime
+ Where our scenes seem to live. I do beseech you
+ To learn of me, who stand i' the gaps to teach you,
+ The stages of our story. Pericles
+ Is now again thwarting the wayward seas,
+ Attended on by many a lord and knight.
+ To see his daughter, all his life's delight.
+ Old Escanes, whom Helicanus late
+ Advanced in time to great and high estate,
+ Is left to govern. Bear you it in mind,
+ Old Helicanus goes along behind.
+ Well-sailing ships and bounteous winds have brought
+ This king to Tarsus,--think his pilot thought;
+ So with his steerage shall your thoughts grow on,--
+ To fetch his daughter home, who first is gone.
+ Like motes and shadows see them move awhile;
+ Your ears unto your eyes I'll reconcile.
+
+ DUMB SHOW.
+
+ [Enter PERICLES, at one door, with all his train;
+ CLEON and DIONYZA, at the other. CLEON shows
+ PERICLES the tomb; whereat PERICLES makes
+ lamentation, puts on sackcloth, and in a mighty
+ passion departs. Then exeunt CLEON and DIONYZA]
+
+ See how belief may suffer by foul show!
+ This borrow'd passion stands for true old woe;
+ And Pericles, in sorrow all devour'd,
+ With sighs shot through, and biggest tears
+ o'ershower'd,
+ Leaves Tarsus and again embarks. He swears
+ Never to wash his face, nor cut his hairs:
+ He puts on sackcloth, and to sea. He bears
+ A tempest, which his mortal vessel tears,
+ And yet he rides it out. Now please you wit.
+ The epitaph is for Marina writ
+ By wicked Dionyza.
+
+ [Reads the inscription on MARINA's monument]
+
+ 'The fairest, sweet'st, and best lies here,
+ Who wither'd in her spring of year.
+ She was of Tyrus the king's daughter,
+ On whom foul death hath made this slaughter;
+ Marina was she call'd; and at her birth,
+ Thetis, being proud, swallow'd some part o' the earth:
+ Therefore the earth, fearing to be o'erflow'd,
+ Hath Thetis' birth-child on the heavens bestow'd:
+ Wherefore she does, and swears she'll never stint,
+ Make raging battery upon shores of flint.'
+
+ No visor does become black villany
+ So well as soft and tender flattery.
+ Let Pericles believe his daughter's dead,
+ And bear his courses to be ordered
+ By Lady Fortune; while our scene must play
+ His daughter's woe and heavy well-a-day
+ In her unholy service. Patience, then,
+ And think you now are all in Mytilene.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V Mytilene. A street before the brothel.
+
+
+ [Enter, from the brothel, two Gentlemen]
+
+First Gentleman Did you ever hear the like?
+
+Second Gentleman No, nor never shall do in such a place as this, she
+ being once gone.
+
+First Gentleman But to have divinity preached there! did you ever
+ dream of such a thing?
+
+Second Gentleman No, no. Come, I am for no more bawdy-houses:
+ shall's go hear the vestals sing?
+
+First Gentleman I'll do any thing now that is virtuous; but I
+ am out of the road of rutting for ever.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VI The same. A room in the brothel.
+
+
+ [Enter Pandar, Bawd, and BOULT]
+
+Pandar Well, I had rather than twice the worth of her she
+ had ne'er come here.
+
+Bawd Fie, fie upon her! she's able to freeze the god
+ Priapus, and undo a whole generation. We must
+ either get her ravished, or be rid of her. When she
+ should do for clients her fitment, and do me the
+ kindness of our profession, she has me her quirks,
+ her reasons, her master reasons, her prayers, her
+ knees; that she would make a puritan of the devil,
+ if he should cheapen a kiss of her.
+
+BOULT 'Faith, I must ravish her, or she'll disfurnish us
+ of all our cavaliers, and make our swearers priests.
+
+Pandar Now, the pox upon her green-sickness for me!
+
+Bawd 'Faith, there's no way to be rid on't but by the
+ way to the pox. Here comes the Lord Lysimachus disguised.
+
+BOULT We should have both lord and lown, if the peevish
+ baggage would but give way to customers.
+
+ [Enter LYSIMACHUS]
+
+LYSIMACHUS How now! How a dozen of virginities?
+
+Bawd Now, the gods to-bless your honour!
+
+BOULT I am glad to see your honour in good health.
+
+LYSIMACHUS You may so; 'tis the better for you that your
+ resorters stand upon sound legs. How now!
+ wholesome iniquity have you that a man may deal
+ withal, and defy the surgeon?
+
+Bawd We have here one, sir, if she would--but there never
+ came her like in Mytilene.
+
+LYSIMACHUS If she'ld do the deed of darkness, thou wouldst say.
+
+Bawd Your honour knows what 'tis to say well enough.
+
+LYSIMACHUS Well, call forth, call forth.
+
+BOULT For flesh and blood, sir, white and red, you shall
+ see a rose; and she were a rose indeed, if she had but--
+
+LYSIMACHUS What, prithee?
+
+BOULT O, sir, I can be modest.
+
+LYSIMACHUS That dignifies the renown of a bawd, no less than it
+ gives a good report to a number to be chaste.
+
+ [Exit BOULT]
+
+Bawd Here comes that which grows to the stalk; never
+ plucked yet, I can assure you.
+
+ [Re-enter BOULT with MARINA]
+
+ Is she not a fair creature?
+
+LYSIMACHUS 'Faith, she would serve after a long voyage at sea.
+ Well, there's for you: leave us.
+
+Bawd I beseech your honour, give me leave: a word, and
+ I'll have done presently.
+
+LYSIMACHUS I beseech you, do.
+
+Bawd [To MARINA] First, I would have you note, this is
+ an honourable man.
+
+MARINA I desire to find him so, that I may worthily note him.
+
+Bawd Next, he's the governor of this country, and a man
+ whom I am bound to.
+
+MARINA If he govern the country, you are bound to him
+ indeed; but how honourable he is in that, I know not.
+
+Bawd Pray you, without any more virginal fencing, will
+ you use him kindly? He will line your apron with gold.
+
+MARINA What he will do graciously, I will thankfully receive.
+
+LYSIMACHUS Ha' you done?
+
+Bawd My lord, she's not paced yet: you must take some
+ pains to work her to your manage. Come, we will
+ leave his honour and her together. Go thy ways.
+
+ [Exeunt Bawd, Pandar, and BOULT]
+
+LYSIMACHUS Now, pretty one, how long have you been at this trade?
+
+MARINA What trade, sir?
+
+LYSIMACHUS Why, I cannot name't but I shall offend.
+
+MARINA I cannot be offended with my trade. Please you to name it.
+
+LYSIMACHUS How long have you been of this profession?
+
+MARINA E'er since I can remember.
+
+LYSIMACHUS Did you go to 't so young? Were you a gamester at
+ five or at seven?
+
+MARINA Earlier too, sir, if now I be one.
+
+LYSIMACHUS Why, the house you dwell in proclaims you to be a
+ creature of sale.
+
+MARINA Do you know this house to be a place of such resort,
+ and will come into 't? I hear say you are of
+ honourable parts, and are the governor of this place.
+
+LYSIMACHUS Why, hath your principal made known unto you who I am?
+
+MARINA Who is my principal?
+
+LYSIMACHUS Why, your herb-woman; she that sets seeds and roots
+ of shame and iniquity. O, you have heard something
+ of my power, and so stand aloof for more serious
+ wooing. But I protest to thee, pretty one, my
+ authority shall not see thee, or else look friendly
+ upon thee. Come, bring me to some private place:
+ come, come.
+
+MARINA If you were born to honour, show it now;
+ If put upon you, make the judgment good
+ That thought you worthy of it.
+
+LYSIMACHUS How's this? how's this? Some more; be sage.
+
+MARINA For me,
+ That am a maid, though most ungentle fortune
+ Have placed me in this sty, where, since I came,
+ Diseases have been sold dearer than physic,
+ O, that the gods
+ Would set me free from this unhallow'd place,
+ Though they did change me to the meanest bird
+ That flies i' the purer air!
+
+LYSIMACHUS I did not think
+ Thou couldst have spoke so well; ne'er dream'd thou couldst.
+ Had I brought hither a corrupted mind,
+ Thy speech had alter'd it. Hold, here's gold for thee:
+ Persever in that clear way thou goest,
+ And the gods strengthen thee!
+
+MARINA The good gods preserve you!
+
+LYSIMACHUS For me, be you thoughten
+ That I came with no ill intent; for to me
+ The very doors and windows savour vilely.
+ Fare thee well. Thou art a piece of virtue, and
+ I doubt not but thy training hath been noble.
+ Hold, here's more gold for thee.
+ A curse upon him, die he like a thief,
+ That robs thee of thy goodness! If thou dost
+ Hear from me, it shall be for thy good.
+
+ [Re-enter BOULT]
+
+BOULT I beseech your honour, one piece for me.
+
+LYSIMACHUS Avaunt, thou damned door-keeper!
+ Your house, but for this virgin that doth prop it,
+ Would sink and overwhelm you. Away!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BOULT How's this? We must take another course with you.
+ If your peevish chastity, which is not worth a
+ breakfast in the cheapest country under the cope,
+ shall undo a whole household, let me be gelded like
+ a spaniel. Come your ways.
+
+MARINA Whither would you have me?
+
+BOULT I must have your maidenhead taken off, or the common
+ hangman shall execute it. Come your ways. We'll
+ have no more gentlemen driven away. Come your ways, I say.
+
+ [Re-enter Bawd]
+
+Bawd How now! what's the matter?
+
+BOULT Worse and worse, mistress; she has here spoken holy
+ words to the Lord Lysimachus.
+
+Bawd O abominable!
+
+BOULT She makes our profession as it were to stink afore
+ the face of the gods.
+
+Bawd Marry, hang her up for ever!
+
+BOULT The nobleman would have dealt with her like a
+ nobleman, and she sent him away as cold as a
+ snowball; saying his prayers too.
+
+Bawd Boult, take her away; use her at thy pleasure:
+ crack the glass of her virginity, and make the rest malleable.
+
+BOULT An if she were a thornier piece of ground than she
+ is, she shall be ploughed.
+
+MARINA Hark, hark, you gods!
+
+Bawd She conjures: away with her! Would she had never
+ come within my doors! Marry, hang you! She's born
+ to undo us. Will you not go the way of women-kind?
+ Marry, come up, my dish of chastity with rosemary and bays!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BOULT Come, mistress; come your ways with me.
+
+MARINA Whither wilt thou have me?
+
+BOULT To take from you the jewel you hold so dear.
+
+MARINA Prithee, tell me one thing first.
+
+BOULT Come now, your one thing.
+
+MARINA What canst thou wish thine enemy to be?
+
+BOULT Why, I could wish him to be my master, or rather, my mistress.
+
+MARINA Neither of these are so bad as thou art,
+ Since they do better thee in their command.
+ Thou hold'st a place, for which the pained'st fiend
+ Of hell would not in reputation change:
+ Thou art the damned doorkeeper to every
+ Coistrel that comes inquiring for his Tib;
+ To the choleric fisting of every rogue
+ Thy ear is liable; thy food is such
+ As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.
+
+BOULT What would you have me do? go to the wars, would
+ you? where a man may serve seven years for the loss
+ of a leg, and have not money enough in the end to
+ buy him a wooden one?
+
+MARINA Do any thing but this thou doest. Empty
+ OLD receptacles, or common shores, of filth;
+ Serve by indenture to the common hangman:
+ Any of these ways are yet better than this;
+ For what thou professest, a baboon, could he speak,
+ Would own a name too dear. O, that the gods
+ Would safely deliver me from this place!
+ Here, here's gold for thee.
+ If that thy master would gain by thee,
+ Proclaim that I can sing, weave, sew, and dance,
+ With other virtues, which I'll keep from boast:
+ And I will undertake all these to teach.
+ I doubt not but this populous city will
+ Yield many scholars.
+
+BOULT But can you teach all this you speak of?
+
+MARINA Prove that I cannot, take me home again,
+ And prostitute me to the basest groom
+ That doth frequent your house.
+
+BOULT Well, I will see what I can do for thee: if I can
+ place thee, I will.
+
+MARINA But amongst honest women.
+
+BOULT 'Faith, my acquaintance lies little amongst them.
+ But since my master and mistress have bought you,
+ there's no going but by their consent: therefore I
+ will make them acquainted with your purpose, and I
+ doubt not but I shall find them tractable enough.
+ Come, I'll do for thee what I can; come your ways.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+ [Enter GOWER]
+
+GOWER Marina thus the brothel 'scapes, and chances
+ Into an honest house, our story says.
+ She sings like one immortal, and she dances
+ As goddess-like to her admired lays;
+ Deep clerks she dumbs; and with her needle composes
+ Nature's own shape, of bud, bird, branch, or berry,
+ That even her art sisters the natural roses;
+ Her inkle, silk, twin with the rubied cherry:
+ That pupils lacks she none of noble race,
+ Who pour their bounty on her; and her gain
+ She gives the cursed bawd. Here we her place;
+ And to her father turn our thoughts again,
+ Where we left him, on the sea. We there him lost;
+ Whence, driven before the winds, he is arrived
+ Here where his daughter dwells; and on this coast
+ Suppose him now at anchor. The city strived
+ God Neptune's annual feast to keep: from whence
+ Lysimachus our Tyrian ship espies,
+ His banners sable, trimm'd with rich expense;
+ And to him in his barge with fervor hies.
+ In your supposing once more put your sight
+ Of heavy Pericles; think this his bark:
+ Where what is done in action, more, if might,
+ Shall be discover'd; please you, sit and hark.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I On board PERICLES' ship, off Mytilene. A close
+ pavilion on deck, with a curtain before it; PERICLES
+ within it, reclined on a couch. A barge lying
+ beside the Tyrian vessel.
+
+
+ [Enter two Sailors, one belonging to the Tyrian
+ vessel, the other to the barge; to them HELICANUS]
+
+Tyrian Sailor [To the Sailor of Mytilene] Where is lord Helicanus?
+ he can resolve you.
+ O, here he is.
+ Sir, there's a barge put off from Mytilene,
+ And in it is Lysimachus the governor,
+ Who craves to come aboard. What is your will?
+
+HELICANUS That he have his. Call up some gentlemen.
+
+Tyrian Sailor Ho, gentlemen! my lord calls.
+
+ [Enter two or three Gentlemen]
+
+First Gentleman Doth your lordship call?
+
+HELICANUS Gentlemen, there's some of worth would come aboard;
+ I pray ye, greet them fairly.
+
+ [The Gentlemen and the two Sailors descend, and go
+ on board the barge]
+
+ [Enter, from thence, LYSIMACHUS and Lords; with the
+ Gentlemen and the two Sailors]
+
+Tyrian Sailor Sir,
+ This is the man that can, in aught you would,
+ Resolve you.
+
+LYSIMACHUS Hail, reverend sir! the gods preserve you!
+
+HELICANUS And you, sir, to outlive the age I am,
+ And die as I would do.
+
+LYSIMACHUS You wish me well.
+ Being on shore, honouring of Neptune's triumphs,
+ Seeing this goodly vessel ride before us,
+ I made to it, to know of whence you are.
+
+HELICANUS First, what is your place?
+
+LYSIMACHUS I am the governor of this place you lie before.
+
+HELICANUS Sir,
+ Our vessel is of Tyre, in it the king;
+ A man who for this three months hath not spoken
+ To any one, nor taken sustenance
+ But to prorogue his grief.
+
+LYSIMACHUS Upon what ground is his distemperature?
+
+HELICANUS 'Twould be too tedious to repeat;
+ But the main grief springs from the loss
+ Of a beloved daughter and a wife.
+
+LYSIMACHUS May we not see him?
+
+HELICANUS You may;
+ But bootless is your sight: he will not speak To any.
+
+LYSIMACHUS Yet let me obtain my wish.
+
+HELICANUS Behold him.
+
+ [PERICLES discovered]
+
+ This was a goodly person,
+ Till the disaster that, one mortal night,
+ Drove him to this.
+
+LYSIMACHUS Sir king, all hail! the gods preserve you!
+ Hail, royal sir!
+
+HELICANUS It is in vain; he will not speak to you.
+
+First Lord Sir,
+ We have a maid in Mytilene, I durst wager,
+ Would win some words of him.
+
+LYSIMACHUS 'Tis well bethought.
+ She questionless with her sweet harmony
+ And other chosen attractions, would allure,
+ And make a battery through his deafen'd parts,
+ Which now are midway stopp'd:
+ She is all happy as the fairest of all,
+ And, with her fellow maids is now upon
+ The leafy shelter that abuts against
+ The island's side.
+
+ [Whispers a Lord, who goes off in the barge of
+ LYSIMACHUS]
+
+HELICANUS Sure, all's effectless; yet nothing we'll omit
+ That bears recovery's name. But, since your kindness
+ We have stretch'd thus far, let us beseech you
+ That for our gold we may provision have,
+ Wherein we are not destitute for want,
+ But weary for the staleness.
+
+LYSIMACHUS O, sir, a courtesy
+ Which if we should deny, the most just gods
+ For every graff would send a caterpillar,
+ And so afflict our province. Yet once more
+ Let me entreat to know at large the cause
+ Of your king's sorrow.
+
+HELICANUS Sit, sir, I will recount it to you:
+ But, see, I am prevented.
+
+ [Re-enter, from the barge, Lord, with MARINA, and a
+ young Lady]
+
+LYSIMACHUS O, here is
+ The lady that I sent for. Welcome, fair one!
+ Is't not a goodly presence?
+
+HELICANUS She's a gallant lady.
+
+LYSIMACHUS She's such a one, that, were I well assured
+ Came of a gentle kind and noble stock,
+ I'ld wish no better choice, and think me rarely wed.
+ Fair one, all goodness that consists in bounty
+ Expect even here, where is a kingly patient:
+ If that thy prosperous and artificial feat
+ Can draw him but to answer thee in aught,
+ Thy sacred physic shall receive such pay
+ As thy desires can wish.
+
+MARINA Sir, I will use
+ My utmost skill in his recovery, Provided
+ That none but I and my companion maid
+ Be suffer'd to come near him.
+
+LYSIMACHUS Come, let us leave her;
+ And the gods make her prosperous!
+
+ [MARINA sings]
+
+LYSIMACHUS Mark'd he your music?
+
+MARINA No, nor look'd on us.
+
+LYSIMACHUS See, she will speak to him.
+
+MARINA Hail, sir! my lord, lend ear.
+
+PERICLES Hum, ha!
+
+MARINA I am a maid,
+ My lord, that ne'er before invited eyes,
+ But have been gazed on like a comet: she speaks,
+ My lord, that, may be, hath endured a grief
+ Might equal yours, if both were justly weigh'd.
+ Though wayward fortune did malign my state,
+ My derivation was from ancestors
+ Who stood equivalent with mighty kings:
+ But time hath rooted out my parentage,
+ And to the world and awkward casualties
+ Bound me in servitude.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ I will desist;
+ But there is something glows upon my cheek,
+ And whispers in mine ear, 'Go not till he speak.'
+
+PERICLES My fortunes--parentage--good parentage--
+ To equal mine!--was it not thus? what say you?
+
+MARINA I said, my lord, if you did know my parentage,
+ You would not do me violence.
+
+PERICLES I do think so. Pray you, turn your eyes upon me.
+ You are like something that--What country-woman?
+ Here of these shores?
+
+MARINA No, nor of any shores:
+ Yet I was mortally brought forth, and am
+ No other than I appear.
+
+PERICLES I am great with woe, and shall deliver weeping.
+ My dearest wife was like this maid, and such a one
+ My daughter might have been: my queen's square brows;
+ Her stature to an inch; as wand-like straight;
+ As silver-voiced; her eyes as jewel-like
+ And cased as richly; in pace another Juno;
+ Who starves the ears she feeds, and makes them hungry,
+ The more she gives them speech. Where do you live?
+
+MARINA Where I am but a stranger: from the deck
+ You may discern the place.
+
+PERICLES Where were you bred?
+ And how achieved you these endowments, which
+ You make more rich to owe?
+
+MARINA If I should tell my history, it would seem
+ Like lies disdain'd in the reporting.
+
+PERICLES Prithee, speak:
+ Falseness cannot come from thee; for thou look'st
+ Modest as Justice, and thou seem'st a palace
+ For the crown'd Truth to dwell in: I will
+ believe thee,
+ And make my senses credit thy relation
+ To points that seem impossible; for thou look'st
+ Like one I loved indeed. What were thy friends?
+ Didst thou not say, when I did push thee back--
+ Which was when I perceived thee--that thou camest
+ From good descending?
+
+MARINA So indeed I did.
+
+PERICLES Report thy parentage. I think thou said'st
+ Thou hadst been toss'd from wrong to injury,
+ And that thou thought'st thy griefs might equal mine,
+ If both were open'd.
+
+MARINA Some such thing
+ I said, and said no more but what my thoughts
+ Did warrant me was likely.
+
+PERICLES Tell thy story;
+ If thine consider'd prove the thousandth part
+ Of my endurance, thou art a man, and I
+ Have suffer'd like a girl: yet thou dost look
+ Like Patience gazing on kings' graves, and smiling
+ Extremity out of act. What were thy friends?
+ How lost thou them? Thy name, my most kind virgin?
+ Recount, I do beseech thee: come, sit by me.
+
+MARINA My name is Marina.
+
+PERICLES O, I am mock'd,
+ And thou by some incensed god sent hither
+ To make the world to laugh at me.
+
+MARINA Patience, good sir,
+ Or here I'll cease.
+
+PERICLES Nay, I'll be patient.
+ Thou little know'st how thou dost startle me,
+ To call thyself Marina.
+
+MARINA The name
+ Was given me by one that had some power,
+ My father, and a king.
+
+PERICLES How! a king's daughter?
+ And call'd Marina?
+
+MARINA You said you would believe me;
+ But, not to be a troubler of your peace,
+ I will end here.
+
+PERICLES But are you flesh and blood?
+ Have you a working pulse? and are no fairy?
+ Motion! Well; speak on. Where were you born?
+ And wherefore call'd Marina?
+
+MARINA Call'd Marina
+ For I was born at sea.
+
+PERICLES At sea! what mother?
+
+MARINA My mother was the daughter of a king;
+ Who died the minute I was born,
+ As my good nurse Lychorida hath oft
+ Deliver'd weeping.
+
+PERICLES O, stop there a little!
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ This is the rarest dream that e'er dull sleep
+ Did mock sad fools withal: this cannot be:
+ My daughter's buried. Well: where were you bred?
+ I'll hear you more, to the bottom of your story,
+ And never interrupt you.
+
+MARINA You scorn: believe me, 'twere best I did give o'er.
+
+PERICLES I will believe you by the syllable
+ Of what you shall deliver. Yet, give me leave:
+ How came you in these parts? where were you bred?
+
+MARINA The king my father did in Tarsus leave me;
+ Till cruel Cleon, with his wicked wife,
+ Did seek to murder me: and having woo'd
+ A villain to attempt it, who having drawn to do't,
+ A crew of pirates came and rescued me;
+ Brought me to Mytilene. But, good sir,
+ Whither will you have me? Why do you weep?
+ It may be,
+ You think me an impostor: no, good faith;
+ I am the daughter to King Pericles,
+ If good King Pericles be.
+
+PERICLES Ho, Helicanus!
+
+HELICANUS Calls my lord?
+
+PERICLES Thou art a grave and noble counsellor,
+ Most wise in general: tell me, if thou canst,
+ What this maid is, or what is like to be,
+ That thus hath made me weep?
+
+HELICANUS I know not; but
+ Here is the regent, sir, of Mytilene
+ Speaks nobly of her.
+
+LYSIMACHUS She would never tell
+ Her parentage; being demanded that,
+ She would sit still and weep.
+
+PERICLES O Helicanus, strike me, honour'd sir;
+ Give me a gash, put me to present pain;
+ Lest this great sea of joys rushing upon me
+ O'erbear the shores of my mortality,
+ And drown me with their sweetness. O, come hither,
+ Thou that beget'st him that did thee beget;
+ Thou that wast born at sea, buried at Tarsus,
+ And found at sea again! O Helicanus,
+ Down on thy knees, thank the holy gods as loud
+ As thunder threatens us: this is Marina.
+ What was thy mother's name? tell me but that,
+ For truth can never be confirm'd enough,
+ Though doubts did ever sleep.
+
+MARINA First, sir, I pray,
+ What is your title?
+
+PERICLES I am Pericles of Tyre: but tell me now
+ My drown'd queen's name, as in the rest you said
+ Thou hast been godlike perfect,
+ The heir of kingdoms and another like
+ To Pericles thy father.
+
+MARINA Is it no more to be your daughter than
+ To say my mother's name was Thaisa?
+ Thaisa was my mother, who did end
+ The minute I began.
+
+PERICLES Now, blessing on thee! rise; thou art my child.
+ Give me fresh garments. Mine own, Helicanus;
+ She is not dead at Tarsus, as she should have been,
+ By savage Cleon: she shall tell thee all;
+ When thou shalt kneel, and justify in knowledge
+ She is thy very princess. Who is this?
+
+HELICANUS Sir, 'tis the governor of Mytilene,
+ Who, hearing of your melancholy state,
+ Did come to see you.
+
+PERICLES I embrace you.
+ Give me my robes. I am wild in my beholding.
+ O heavens bless my girl! But, hark, what music?
+ Tell Helicanus, my Marina, tell him
+ O'er, point by point, for yet he seems to doubt,
+ How sure you are my daughter. But, what music?
+
+HELICANUS My lord, I hear none.
+
+PERICLES None!
+ The music of the spheres! List, my Marina.
+
+LYSIMACHUS It is not good to cross him; give him way.
+
+PERICLES Rarest sounds! Do ye not hear?
+
+LYSIMACHUS My lord, I hear.
+
+ [Music]
+
+PERICLES Most heavenly music!
+ It nips me unto listening, and thick slumber
+ Hangs upon mine eyes: let me rest.
+
+ [Sleeps]
+
+LYSIMACHUS A pillow for his head:
+ So, leave him all. Well, my companion friends,
+ If this but answer to my just belief,
+ I'll well remember you.
+
+ [Exeunt all but PERICLES]
+
+ [DIANA appears to PERICLES as in a vision]
+
+DIANA My temple stands in Ephesus: hie thee thither,
+ And do upon mine altar sacrifice.
+ There, when my maiden priests are met together,
+ Before the people all,
+ Reveal how thou at sea didst lose thy wife:
+ To mourn thy crosses, with thy daughter's, call
+ And give them repetition to the life.
+ Or perform my bidding, or thou livest in woe;
+ Do it, and happy; by my silver bow!
+ Awake, and tell thy dream.
+
+ [Disappears]
+
+PERICLES Celestial Dian, goddess argentine,
+ I will obey thee. Helicanus!
+
+ [Re-enter HELICANUS, LYSIMACHUS, and MARINA]
+
+HELICANUS Sir?
+
+PERICLES My purpose was for Tarsus, there to strike
+ The inhospitable Cleon; but I am
+ For other service first: toward Ephesus
+ Turn our blown sails; eftsoons I'll tell thee why.
+
+ [To LYSIMACHUS]
+
+ Shall we refresh us, sir, upon your shore,
+ And give you gold for such provision
+ As our intents will need?
+
+LYSIMACHUS Sir,
+ With all my heart; and, when you come ashore,
+ I have another suit.
+
+PERICLES You shall prevail,
+ Were it to woo my daughter; for it seems
+ You have been noble towards her.
+
+LYSIMACHUS Sir, lend me your arm.
+
+PERICLES Come, my Marina.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II:
+
+
+ [Enter GOWER, before the temple of DIANA at Ephesus]
+
+GOWER Now our sands are almost run;
+ More a little, and then dumb.
+ This, my last boon, give me,
+ For such kindness must relieve me,
+ That you aptly will suppose
+ What pageantry, what feats, what shows,
+ What minstrelsy, and pretty din,
+ The regent made in Mytilene
+ To greet the king. So he thrived,
+ That he is promised to be wived
+ To fair Marina; but in no wise
+ Till he had done his sacrifice,
+ As Dian bade: whereto being bound,
+ The interim, pray you, all confound.
+ In feather'd briefness sails are fill'd,
+ And wishes fall out as they're will'd.
+ At Ephesus, the temple see,
+ Our king and all his company.
+ That he can hither come so soon,
+ Is by your fancy's thankful doom.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+SCENE III The temple of Diana at Ephesus; THAISA standing
+ near the altar, as high priestess; a number of
+ Virgins on each side; CERIMON and other Inhabitants
+ of Ephesus attending.
+
+
+ [Enter PERICLES, with his train; LYSIMACHUS,
+ HELICANUS, MARINA, and a Lady]
+
+PERICLES Hail, Dian! to perform thy just command,
+ I here confess myself the king of Tyre;
+ Who, frighted from my country, did wed
+ At Pentapolis the fair Thaisa.
+ At sea in childbed died she, but brought forth
+ A maid-child call'd Marina; who, O goddess,
+ Wears yet thy silver livery. She at Tarsus
+ Was nursed with Cleon; who at fourteen years
+ He sought to murder: but her better stars
+ Brought her to Mytilene; 'gainst whose shore
+ Riding, her fortunes brought the maid aboard us,
+ Where, by her own most clear remembrance, she
+ Made known herself my daughter.
+
+THAISA Voice and favour!
+ You are, you are--O royal Pericles!
+
+ [Faints]
+
+PERICLES What means the nun? she dies! help, gentlemen!
+
+CERIMON Noble sir,
+ If you have told Diana's altar true,
+ This is your wife.
+
+PERICLES Reverend appearer, no;
+ I threw her overboard with these very arms.
+
+CERIMON Upon this coast, I warrant you.
+
+PERICLES 'Tis most certain.
+
+CERIMON Look to the lady; O, she's but o'erjoy'd.
+ Early in blustering morn this lady was
+ Thrown upon this shore. I oped the coffin,
+ Found there rich jewels; recover'd her, and placed her
+ Here in Diana's temple.
+
+PERICLES May we see them?
+
+CERIMON Great sir, they shall be brought you to my house,
+ Whither I invite you. Look, Thaisa is recovered.
+
+THAISA O, let me look!
+ If he be none of mine, my sanctity
+ Will to my sense bend no licentious ear,
+ But curb it, spite of seeing. O, my lord,
+ Are you not Pericles? Like him you spake,
+ Like him you are: did you not name a tempest,
+ A birth, and death?
+
+PERICLES The voice of dead Thaisa!
+
+THAISA That Thaisa am I, supposed dead
+ And drown'd.
+
+PERICLES Immortal Dian!
+
+THAISA Now I know you better.
+ When we with tears parted Pentapolis,
+ The king my father gave you such a ring.
+
+ [Shows a ring]
+
+PERICLES This, this: no more, you gods! your present kindness
+ Makes my past miseries sports: you shall do well,
+ That on the touching of her lips I may
+ Melt and no more be seen. O, come, be buried
+ A second time within these arms.
+
+MARINA My heart
+ Leaps to be gone into my mother's bosom.
+
+ [Kneels to THAISA]
+
+PERICLES Look, who kneels here! Flesh of thy flesh, Thaisa;
+ Thy burden at the sea, and call'd Marina
+ For she was yielded there.
+
+THAISA Blest, and mine own!
+
+HELICANUS Hail, madam, and my queen!
+
+THAISA I know you not.
+
+PERICLES You have heard me say, when I did fly from Tyre,
+ I left behind an ancient substitute:
+ Can you remember what I call'd the man?
+ I have named him oft.
+
+THAISA 'Twas Helicanus then.
+
+PERICLES Still confirmation:
+ Embrace him, dear Thaisa; this is he.
+ Now do I long to hear how you were found;
+ How possibly preserved; and who to thank,
+ Besides the gods, for this great miracle.
+
+THAISA Lord Cerimon, my lord; this man,
+ Through whom the gods have shown their power; that can
+ From first to last resolve you.
+
+PERICLES Reverend sir,
+ The gods can have no mortal officer
+ More like a god than you. Will you deliver
+ How this dead queen re-lives?
+
+CERIMON I will, my lord.
+ Beseech you, first go with me to my house,
+ Where shall be shown you all was found with her;
+ How she came placed here in the temple;
+ No needful thing omitted.
+
+PERICLES Pure Dian, bless thee for thy vision! I
+ Will offer night-oblations to thee. Thaisa,
+ This prince, the fair-betrothed of your daughter,
+ Shall marry her at Pentapolis. And now,
+ This ornament
+ Makes me look dismal will I clip to form;
+ And what this fourteen years no razor touch'd,
+ To grace thy marriage-day, I'll beautify.
+
+THAISA Lord Cerimon hath letters of good credit, sir,
+ My father's dead.
+
+PERICLES Heavens make a star of him! Yet there, my queen,
+ We'll celebrate their nuptials, and ourselves
+ Will in that kingdom spend our following days:
+ Our son and daughter shall in Tyrus reign.
+ Lord Cerimon, we do our longing stay
+ To hear the rest untold: sir, lead's the way.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Enter GOWER]
+
+GOWER In Antiochus and his daughter you have heard
+ Of monstrous lust the due and just reward:
+ In Pericles, his queen and daughter, seen,
+ Although assail'd with fortune fierce and keen,
+ Virtue preserved from fell destruction's blast,
+ Led on by heaven, and crown'd with joy at last:
+ In Helicanus may you well descry
+ A figure of truth, of faith, of loyalty:
+ In reverend Cerimon there well appears
+ The worth that learned charity aye wears:
+ For wicked Cleon and his wife, when fame
+ Had spread their cursed deed, and honour'd name
+ Of Pericles, to rage the city turn,
+ That him and his they in his palace burn;
+ The gods for murder seemed so content
+ To punish them; although not done, but meant.
+ So, on your patience evermore attending,
+ New joy wait on you! Here our play has ending.
+
+ [Exit]
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+ A Lord. |
+ |
+CHRISTOPHER SLY a tinker. (SLY:) | Persons in
+ | the Induction.
+ Hostess, Page, Players, |
+ Huntsmen, and Servants. |
+ (Hostess:)
+ (Page:)
+ (A Player:)
+ (First Huntsman:)
+ (Second Huntsman:)
+ (Messenger:)
+ (First Servant:)
+ (Second Servant:)
+ (Third Servant:)
+
+
+BAPTISTA a rich gentleman of Padua.
+
+VINCENTIO an old gentleman of Pisa.
+
+LUCENTIO son to Vincentio, in love with Bianca.
+
+PETRUCHIO a gentleman of Verona, a suitor to
+ Katharina.
+
+
+GREMIO |
+ | suitors to Bianca.
+HORTENSIO |
+
+
+TRANIO |
+ | servants to Lucentio.
+BIONDELLO |
+
+
+GRUMIO |
+ |
+CURTIS |
+ |
+NATHANIEL |
+ |
+NICHOLAS | servants to Petruchio.
+ |
+JOSEPH |
+ |
+PHILIP |
+ |
+PETER |
+
+ A Pedant.
+
+
+KATHARINA the shrew, |
+ | daughters to Baptista.
+BIANCA |
+
+ Widow.
+
+ Tailor, Haberdasher, and Servants attending
+ on Baptista and Petruchio.
+ (Tailor:)
+ (Haberdasher:)
+ (First Servant:)
+
+
+SCENE Padua, and Petruchio's country house.
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+ INDUCTION
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before an alehouse on a heath.
+
+
+ [Enter Hostess and SLY]
+
+SLY I'll pheeze you, in faith.
+
+Hostess A pair of stocks, you rogue!
+
+SLY Ye are a baggage: the Slys are no rogues; look in
+ the chronicles; we came in with Richard Conqueror.
+ Therefore paucas pallabris; let the world slide: sessa!
+
+Hostess You will not pay for the glasses you have burst?
+
+SLY No, not a denier. Go by, Jeronimy: go to thy cold
+ bed, and warm thee.
+
+Hostess I know my remedy; I must go fetch the
+ third--borough.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SLY Third, or fourth, or fifth borough, I'll answer him
+ by law: I'll not budge an inch, boy: let him come,
+ and kindly.
+
+ [Falls asleep]
+
+ [Horns winded. Enter a Lord from hunting, with his train]
+
+Lord Huntsman, I charge thee, tender well my hounds:
+ Brach Merriman, the poor cur is emboss'd;
+ And couple Clowder with the deep--mouth'd brach.
+ Saw'st thou not, boy, how Silver made it good
+ At the hedge-corner, in the coldest fault?
+ I would not lose the dog for twenty pound.
+
+First Huntsman Why, Belman is as good as he, my lord;
+ He cried upon it at the merest loss
+ And twice to-day pick'd out the dullest scent:
+ Trust me, I take him for the better dog.
+
+Lord Thou art a fool: if Echo were as fleet,
+ I would esteem him worth a dozen such.
+ But sup them well and look unto them all:
+ To-morrow I intend to hunt again.
+
+First Huntsman I will, my lord.
+
+Lord What's here? one dead, or drunk? See, doth he breathe?
+
+Second Huntsman He breathes, my lord. Were he not warm'd with ale,
+ This were a bed but cold to sleep so soundly.
+
+Lord O monstrous beast! how like a swine he lies!
+ Grim death, how foul and loathsome is thine image!
+ Sirs, I will practise on this drunken man.
+ What think you, if he were convey'd to bed,
+ Wrapp'd in sweet clothes, rings put upon his fingers,
+ A most delicious banquet by his bed,
+ And brave attendants near him when he wakes,
+ Would not the beggar then forget himself?
+
+First Huntsman Believe me, lord, I think he cannot choose.
+
+Second Huntsman It would seem strange unto him when he waked.
+
+Lord Even as a flattering dream or worthless fancy.
+ Then take him up and manage well the jest:
+ Carry him gently to my fairest chamber
+ And hang it round with all my wanton pictures:
+ Balm his foul head in warm distilled waters
+ And burn sweet wood to make the lodging sweet:
+ Procure me music ready when he wakes,
+ To make a dulcet and a heavenly sound;
+ And if he chance to speak, be ready straight
+ And with a low submissive reverence
+ Say 'What is it your honour will command?'
+ Let one attend him with a silver basin
+ Full of rose-water and bestrew'd with flowers,
+ Another bear the ewer, the third a diaper,
+ And say 'Will't please your lordship cool your hands?'
+ Some one be ready with a costly suit
+ And ask him what apparel he will wear;
+ Another tell him of his hounds and horse,
+ And that his lady mourns at his disease:
+ Persuade him that he hath been lunatic;
+ And when he says he is, say that he dreams,
+ For he is nothing but a mighty lord.
+ This do and do it kindly, gentle sirs:
+ It will be pastime passing excellent,
+ If it be husbanded with modesty.
+
+First Huntsman My lord, I warrant you we will play our part,
+ As he shall think by our true diligence
+ He is no less than what we say he is.
+
+Lord Take him up gently and to bed with him;
+ And each one to his office when he wakes.
+
+ [Some bear out SLY. A trumpet sounds]
+
+ Sirrah, go see what trumpet 'tis that sounds:
+
+ [Exit Servingman]
+
+ Belike, some noble gentleman that means,
+ Travelling some journey, to repose him here.
+
+ [Re-enter Servingman]
+
+ How now! who is it?
+
+Servant An't please your honour, players
+ That offer service to your lordship.
+
+Lord Bid them come near.
+
+ [Enter Players]
+
+ Now, fellows, you are welcome.
+
+Players We thank your honour.
+
+Lord Do you intend to stay with me tonight?
+
+A Player So please your lordship to accept our duty.
+
+Lord With all my heart. This fellow I remember,
+ Since once he play'd a farmer's eldest son:
+ 'Twas where you woo'd the gentlewoman so well:
+ I have forgot your name; but, sure, that part
+ Was aptly fitted and naturally perform'd.
+
+A Player I think 'twas Soto that your honour means.
+
+Lord 'Tis very true: thou didst it excellent.
+ Well, you are come to me in a happy time;
+ The rather for I have some sport in hand
+ Wherein your cunning can assist me much.
+ There is a lord will hear you play to-night:
+ But I am doubtful of your modesties;
+ Lest over-eyeing of his odd behavior,--
+ For yet his honour never heard a play--
+ You break into some merry passion
+ And so offend him; for I tell you, sirs,
+ If you should smile he grows impatient.
+
+A Player Fear not, my lord: we can contain ourselves,
+ Were he the veriest antic in the world.
+
+Lord Go, sirrah, take them to the buttery,
+ And give them friendly welcome every one:
+ Let them want nothing that my house affords.
+
+ [Exit one with the Players]
+
+ Sirrah, go you to Barthol'mew my page,
+ And see him dress'd in all suits like a lady:
+ That done, conduct him to the drunkard's chamber;
+ And call him 'madam,' do him obeisance.
+ Tell him from me, as he will win my love,
+ He bear himself with honourable action,
+ Such as he hath observed in noble ladies
+ Unto their lords, by them accomplished:
+ Such duty to the drunkard let him do
+ With soft low tongue and lowly courtesy,
+ And say 'What is't your honour will command,
+ Wherein your lady and your humble wife
+ May show her duty and make known her love?'
+ And then with kind embracements, tempting kisses,
+ And with declining head into his bosom,
+ Bid him shed tears, as being overjoy'd
+ To see her noble lord restored to health,
+ Who for this seven years hath esteem'd him
+ No better than a poor and loathsome beggar:
+ And if the boy have not a woman's gift
+ To rain a shower of commanded tears,
+ An onion will do well for such a shift,
+ Which in a napkin being close convey'd
+ Shall in despite enforce a watery eye.
+ See this dispatch'd with all the haste thou canst:
+ Anon I'll give thee more instructions.
+
+ [Exit a Servingman]
+
+ I know the boy will well usurp the grace,
+ Voice, gait and action of a gentlewoman:
+ I long to hear him call the drunkard husband,
+ And how my men will stay themselves from laughter
+ When they do homage to this simple peasant.
+ I'll in to counsel them; haply my presence
+ May well abate the over-merry spleen
+ Which otherwise would grow into extremes.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+ INDUCTION
+
+
+
+SCENE II A bedchamber in the Lord's house.
+
+
+ [Enter aloft SLY, with Attendants; some with apparel,
+ others with basin and ewer and appurtenances; and Lord]
+
+SLY For God's sake, a pot of small ale.
+
+First Servant Will't please your lordship drink a cup of sack?
+
+Second Servant Will't please your honour taste of these conserves?
+
+Third Servant What raiment will your honour wear to-day?
+
+SLY I am Christophero Sly; call not me 'honour' nor
+ 'lordship:' I ne'er drank sack in my life; and if
+ you give me any conserves, give me conserves of
+ beef: ne'er ask me what raiment I'll wear; for I
+ have no more doublets than backs, no more stockings
+ than legs, nor no more shoes than feet; nay,
+ sometimes more feet than shoes, or such shoes as my
+ toes look through the over-leather.
+
+Lord Heaven cease this idle humour in your honour!
+ O, that a mighty man of such descent,
+ Of such possessions and so high esteem,
+ Should be infused with so foul a spirit!
+
+SLY What, would you make me mad? Am not I Christopher
+ Sly, old Sly's son of Burtonheath, by birth a
+ pedlar, by education a cardmaker, by transmutation a
+ bear-herd, and now by present profession a tinker?
+ Ask Marian Hacket, the fat ale-wife of Wincot, if
+ she know me not: if she say I am not fourteen pence
+ on the score for sheer ale, score me up for the
+ lyingest knave in Christendom. What! I am not
+ bestraught: here's--
+
+Third Servant O, this it is that makes your lady mourn!
+
+Second Servant O, this is it that makes your servants droop!
+
+Lord Hence comes it that your kindred shuns your house,
+ As beaten hence by your strange lunacy.
+ O noble lord, bethink thee of thy birth,
+ Call home thy ancient thoughts from banishment
+ And banish hence these abject lowly dreams.
+ Look how thy servants do attend on thee,
+ Each in his office ready at thy beck.
+ Wilt thou have music? hark! Apollo plays,
+
+ [Music]
+
+ And twenty caged nightingales do sing:
+ Or wilt thou sleep? we'll have thee to a couch
+ Softer and sweeter than the lustful bed
+ On purpose trimm'd up for Semiramis.
+ Say thou wilt walk; we will bestrew the ground:
+ Or wilt thou ride? thy horses shall be trapp'd,
+ Their harness studded all with gold and pearl.
+ Dost thou love hawking? thou hast hawks will soar
+ Above the morning lark or wilt thou hunt?
+ Thy hounds shall make the welkin answer them
+ And fetch shrill echoes from the hollow earth.
+
+First Servant Say thou wilt course; thy greyhounds are as swift
+ As breathed stags, ay, fleeter than the roe.
+
+Second Servant Dost thou love pictures? we will fetch thee straight
+ Adonis painted by a running brook,
+ And Cytherea all in sedges hid,
+ Which seem to move and wanton with her breath,
+ Even as the waving sedges play with wind.
+
+Lord We'll show thee Io as she was a maid,
+ And how she was beguiled and surprised,
+ As lively painted as the deed was done.
+
+Third Servant Or Daphne roaming through a thorny wood,
+ Scratching her legs that one shall swear she bleeds,
+ And at that sight shall sad Apollo weep,
+ So workmanly the blood and tears are drawn.
+
+Lord Thou art a lord, and nothing but a lord:
+ Thou hast a lady far more beautiful
+ Than any woman in this waning age.
+
+First Servant And till the tears that she hath shed for thee
+ Like envious floods o'er-run her lovely face,
+ She was the fairest creature in the world;
+ And yet she is inferior to none.
+
+SLY Am I a lord? and have I such a lady?
+ Or do I dream? or have I dream'd till now?
+ I do not sleep: I see, I hear, I speak;
+ I smell sweet savours and I feel soft things:
+ Upon my life, I am a lord indeed
+ And not a tinker nor Christophero Sly.
+ Well, bring our lady hither to our sight;
+ And once again, a pot o' the smallest ale.
+
+Second Servant Will't please your mightiness to wash your hands?
+ O, how we joy to see your wit restored!
+ O, that once more you knew but what you are!
+ These fifteen years you have been in a dream;
+ Or when you waked, so waked as if you slept.
+
+SLY These fifteen years! by my fay, a goodly nap.
+ But did I never speak of all that time?
+
+First Servant O, yes, my lord, but very idle words:
+ For though you lay here in this goodly chamber,
+ Yet would you say ye were beaten out of door;
+ And rail upon the hostess of the house;
+ And say you would present her at the leet,
+ Because she brought stone jugs and no seal'd quarts:
+ Sometimes you would call out for Cicely Hacket.
+
+SLY Ay, the woman's maid of the house.
+
+Third Servant Why, sir, you know no house nor no such maid,
+ Nor no such men as you have reckon'd up,
+ As Stephen Sly and did John Naps of Greece
+ And Peter Turph and Henry Pimpernell
+ And twenty more such names and men as these
+ Which never were nor no man ever saw.
+
+SLY Now Lord be thanked for my good amends!
+
+ALL Amen.
+
+SLY I thank thee: thou shalt not lose by it.
+
+ [Enter the Page as a lady, with attendants]
+
+Page How fares my noble lord?
+
+SLY Marry, I fare well for here is cheer enough.
+ Where is my wife?
+
+Page Here, noble lord: what is thy will with her?
+
+SLY Are you my wife and will not call me husband?
+ My men should call me 'lord:' I am your goodman.
+
+Page My husband and my lord, my lord and husband;
+ I am your wife in all obedience.
+
+SLY I know it well. What must I call her?
+
+Lord Madam.
+
+SLY Al'ce madam, or Joan madam?
+
+Lord 'Madam,' and nothing else: so lords
+ call ladies.
+
+SLY Madam wife, they say that I have dream'd
+ And slept above some fifteen year or more.
+
+Page Ay, and the time seems thirty unto me,
+ Being all this time abandon'd from your bed.
+
+SLY 'Tis much. Servants, leave me and her alone.
+ Madam, undress you and come now to bed.
+
+Page Thrice noble lord, let me entreat of you
+ To pardon me yet for a night or two,
+ Or, if not so, until the sun be set:
+ For your physicians have expressly charged,
+ In peril to incur your former malady,
+ That I should yet absent me from your bed:
+ I hope this reason stands for my excuse.
+
+SLY Ay, it stands so that I may hardly
+ tarry so long. But I would be loath to fall into
+ my dreams again: I will therefore tarry in
+ despite of the flesh and the blood.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger Your honour's players, heating your amendment,
+ Are come to play a pleasant comedy;
+ For so your doctors hold it very meet,
+ Seeing too much sadness hath congeal'd your blood,
+ And melancholy is the nurse of frenzy:
+ Therefore they thought it good you hear a play
+ And frame your mind to mirth and merriment,
+ Which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life.
+
+SLY Marry, I will, let them play it. Is not a
+ comondy a Christmas gambold or a tumbling-trick?
+
+Page No, my good lord; it is more pleasing stuff.
+
+SLY What, household stuff?
+
+Page It is a kind of history.
+
+SLY Well, well see't. Come, madam wife, sit by my side
+ and let the world slip: we shall ne'er be younger.
+
+ [Flourish]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Padua. A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter LUCENTIO and his man TRANIO]
+
+LUCENTIO Tranio, since for the great desire I had
+ To see fair Padua, nursery of arts,
+ I am arrived for fruitful Lombardy,
+ The pleasant garden of great Italy;
+ And by my father's love and leave am arm'd
+ With his good will and thy good company,
+ My trusty servant, well approved in all,
+ Here let us breathe and haply institute
+ A course of learning and ingenious studies.
+ Pisa renown'd for grave citizens
+ Gave me my being and my father first,
+ A merchant of great traffic through the world,
+ Vincetino come of Bentivolii.
+ Vincetino's son brought up in Florence
+ It shall become to serve all hopes conceived,
+ To deck his fortune with his virtuous deeds:
+ And therefore, Tranio, for the time I study,
+ Virtue and that part of philosophy
+ Will I apply that treats of happiness
+ By virtue specially to be achieved.
+ Tell me thy mind; for I have Pisa left
+ And am to Padua come, as he that leaves
+ A shallow plash to plunge him in the deep
+ And with satiety seeks to quench his thirst.
+
+TRANIO Mi perdonato, gentle master mine,
+ I am in all affected as yourself;
+ Glad that you thus continue your resolve
+ To suck the sweets of sweet philosophy.
+ Only, good master, while we do admire
+ This virtue and this moral discipline,
+ Let's be no stoics nor no stocks, I pray;
+ Or so devote to Aristotle's cheques
+ As Ovid be an outcast quite abjured:
+ Balk logic with acquaintance that you have
+ And practise rhetoric in your common talk;
+ Music and poesy use to quicken you;
+ The mathematics and the metaphysics,
+ Fall to them as you find your stomach serves you;
+ No profit grows where is no pleasure ta'en:
+ In brief, sir, study what you most affect.
+
+LUCENTIO Gramercies, Tranio, well dost thou advise.
+ If, Biondello, thou wert come ashore,
+ We could at once put us in readiness,
+ And take a lodging fit to entertain
+ Such friends as time in Padua shall beget.
+ But stay a while: what company is this?
+
+TRANIO Master, some show to welcome us to town.
+
+ [Enter BAPTISTA, KATHARINA, BIANCA, GREMIO, and
+ HORTENSIO. LUCENTIO and TRANIO stand by]
+
+BAPTISTA Gentlemen, importune me no farther,
+ For how I firmly am resolved you know;
+ That is, not bestow my youngest daughter
+ Before I have a husband for the elder:
+ If either of you both love Katharina,
+ Because I know you well and love you well,
+ Leave shall you have to court her at your pleasure.
+
+GREMIO [Aside] To cart her rather: she's too rough for me.
+ There, There, Hortensio, will you any wife?
+
+KATHARINA I pray you, sir, is it your will
+ To make a stale of me amongst these mates?
+
+HORTENSIO Mates, maid! how mean you that? no mates for you,
+ Unless you were of gentler, milder mould.
+
+KATHARINA I'faith, sir, you shall never need to fear:
+ I wis it is not half way to her heart;
+ But if it were, doubt not her care should be
+ To comb your noddle with a three-legg'd stool
+ And paint your face and use you like a fool.
+
+HORTENSIA From all such devils, good Lord deliver us!
+
+GREMIO And me too, good Lord!
+
+TRANIO Hush, master! here's some good pastime toward:
+ That wench is stark mad or wonderful froward.
+
+LUCENTIO But in the other's silence do I see
+ Maid's mild behavior and sobriety.
+ Peace, Tranio!
+
+TRANIO Well said, master; mum! and gaze your fill.
+
+BAPTISTA Gentlemen, that I may soon make good
+ What I have said, Bianca, get you in:
+ And let it not displease thee, good Bianca,
+ For I will love thee ne'er the less, my girl.
+
+KATHARINA A pretty peat! it is best
+ Put finger in the eye, an she knew why.
+
+BIANCA Sister, content you in my discontent.
+ Sir, to your pleasure humbly I subscribe:
+ My books and instruments shall be my company,
+ On them to took and practise by myself.
+
+LUCENTIO Hark, Tranio! thou may'st hear Minerva speak.
+
+HORTENSIO Signior Baptista, will you be so strange?
+ Sorry am I that our good will effects
+ Bianca's grief.
+
+GREMIO Why will you mew her up,
+ Signior Baptista, for this fiend of hell,
+ And make her bear the penance of her tongue?
+
+BAPTISTA Gentlemen, content ye; I am resolved:
+ Go in, Bianca:
+
+ [Exit BIANCA]
+
+ And for I know she taketh most delight
+ In music, instruments and poetry,
+ Schoolmasters will I keep within my house,
+ Fit to instruct her youth. If you, Hortensio,
+ Or Signior Gremio, you, know any such,
+ Prefer them hither; for to cunning men
+ I will be very kind, and liberal
+ To mine own children in good bringing up:
+ And so farewell. Katharina, you may stay;
+ For I have more to commune with Bianca.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KATHARINA Why, and I trust I may go too, may I not? What,
+ shall I be appointed hours; as though, belike, I
+ knew not what to take and what to leave, ha?
+
+ [Exit]
+
+GREMIO You may go to the devil's dam: your gifts are so
+ good, here's none will hold you. Their love is not
+ so great, Hortensio, but we may blow our nails
+ together, and fast it fairly out: our cakes dough on
+ both sides. Farewell: yet for the love I bear my
+ sweet Bianca, if I can by any means light on a fit
+ man to teach her that wherein she delights, I will
+ wish him to her father.
+
+HORTENSIO So will I, Signior Gremio: but a word, I pray.
+ Though the nature of our quarrel yet never brooked
+ parle, know now, upon advice, it toucheth us both,
+ that we may yet again have access to our fair
+ mistress and be happy rivals in Bianco's love, to
+ labour and effect one thing specially.
+
+GREMIO What's that, I pray?
+
+HORTENSIO Marry, sir, to get a husband for her sister.
+
+GREMIO A husband! a devil.
+
+HORTENSIO I say, a husband.
+
+GREMIO I say, a devil. Thinkest thou, Hortensio, though
+ her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool
+ to be married to hell?
+
+HORTENSIO Tush, Gremio, though it pass your patience and mine
+ to endure her loud alarums, why, man, there be good
+ fellows in the world, an a man could light on them,
+ would take her with all faults, and money enough.
+
+GREMIO I cannot tell; but I had as lief take her dowry with
+ this condition, to be whipped at the high cross
+ every morning.
+
+HORTENSIO Faith, as you say, there's small choice in rotten
+ apples. But come; since this bar in law makes us
+ friends, it shall be so far forth friendly
+ maintained all by helping Baptista's eldest daughter
+ to a husband we set his youngest free for a husband,
+ and then have to't a fresh. Sweet Bianca! Happy man
+ be his dole! He that runs fastest gets the ring.
+ How say you, Signior Gremio?
+
+GREMIO I am agreed; and would I had given him the best
+ horse in Padua to begin his wooing that would
+ thoroughly woo her, wed her and bed her and rid the
+ house of her! Come on.
+
+ [Exeunt GREMIO and HORTENSIO]
+
+TRANIO I pray, sir, tell me, is it possible
+ That love should of a sudden take such hold?
+
+LUCENTIO O Tranio, till I found it to be true,
+ I never thought it possible or likely;
+ But see, while idly I stood looking on,
+ I found the effect of love in idleness:
+ And now in plainness do confess to thee,
+ That art to me as secret and as dear
+ As Anna to the queen of Carthage was,
+ Tranio, I burn, I pine, I perish, Tranio,
+ If I achieve not this young modest girl.
+ Counsel me, Tranio, for I know thou canst;
+ Assist me, Tranio, for I know thou wilt.
+
+TRANIO Master, it is no time to chide you now;
+ Affection is not rated from the heart:
+ If love have touch'd you, nought remains but so,
+ 'Redime te captum quam queas minimo.'
+
+LUCENTIO Gramercies, lad, go forward; this contents:
+ The rest will comfort, for thy counsel's sound.
+
+TRANIO Master, you look'd so longly on the maid,
+ Perhaps you mark'd not what's the pith of all.
+
+LUCENTIO O yes, I saw sweet beauty in her face,
+ Such as the daughter of Agenor had,
+ That made great Jove to humble him to her hand.
+ When with his knees he kiss'd the Cretan strand.
+
+TRANIO Saw you no more? mark'd you not how her sister
+ Began to scold and raise up such a storm
+ That mortal ears might hardly endure the din?
+
+LUCENTIO Tranio, I saw her coral lips to move
+ And with her breath she did perfume the air:
+ Sacred and sweet was all I saw in her.
+
+TRANIO Nay, then, 'tis time to stir him from his trance.
+ I pray, awake, sir: if you love the maid,
+ Bend thoughts and wits to achieve her. Thus it stands:
+ Her eldest sister is so curst and shrewd
+ That till the father rid his hands of her,
+ Master, your love must live a maid at home;
+ And therefore has he closely mew'd her up,
+ Because she will not be annoy'd with suitors.
+
+LUCENTIO Ah, Tranio, what a cruel father's he!
+ But art thou not advised, he took some care
+ To get her cunning schoolmasters to instruct her?
+
+TRANIO Ay, marry, am I, sir; and now 'tis plotted.
+
+LUCENTIO I have it, Tranio.
+
+TRANIO Master, for my hand,
+ Both our inventions meet and jump in one.
+
+LUCENTIO Tell me thine first.
+
+TRANIO You will be schoolmaster
+ And undertake the teaching of the maid:
+ That's your device.
+
+LUCENTIO It is: may it be done?
+
+TRANIO Not possible; for who shall bear your part,
+ And be in Padua here Vincentio's son,
+ Keep house and ply his book, welcome his friends,
+ Visit his countrymen and banquet them?
+
+LUCENTIO Basta; content thee, for I have it full.
+ We have not yet been seen in any house,
+ Nor can we lie distinguish'd by our faces
+ For man or master; then it follows thus;
+ Thou shalt be master, Tranio, in my stead,
+ Keep house and port and servants as I should:
+ I will some other be, some Florentine,
+ Some Neapolitan, or meaner man of Pisa.
+ 'Tis hatch'd and shall be so: Tranio, at once
+ Uncase thee; take my colour'd hat and cloak:
+ When Biondello comes, he waits on thee;
+ But I will charm him first to keep his tongue.
+
+TRANIO So had you need.
+ In brief, sir, sith it your pleasure is,
+ And I am tied to be obedient;
+ For so your father charged me at our parting,
+ 'Be serviceable to my son,' quoth he,
+ Although I think 'twas in another sense;
+ I am content to be Lucentio,
+ Because so well I love Lucentio.
+
+LUCENTIO Tranio, be so, because Lucentio loves:
+ And let me be a slave, to achieve that maid
+ Whose sudden sight hath thrall'd my wounded eye.
+ Here comes the rogue.
+
+ [Enter BIONDELLO]
+
+ Sirrah, where have you been?
+
+BIONDELLO Where have I been! Nay, how now! where are you?
+ Master, has my fellow Tranio stolen your clothes? Or
+ you stolen his? or both? pray, what's the news?
+
+LUCENTIO Sirrah, come hither: 'tis no time to jest,
+ And therefore frame your manners to the time.
+ Your fellow Tranio here, to save my life,
+ Puts my apparel and my countenance on,
+ And I for my escape have put on his;
+ For in a quarrel since I came ashore
+ I kill'd a man and fear I was descried:
+ Wait you on him, I charge you, as becomes,
+ While I make way from hence to save my life:
+ You understand me?
+
+BIONDELLO I, sir! ne'er a whit.
+
+LUCENTIO And not a jot of Tranio in your mouth:
+ Tranio is changed into Lucentio.
+
+BIONDELLO The better for him: would I were so too!
+
+TRANIO So could I, faith, boy, to have the next wish after,
+ That Lucentio indeed had Baptista's youngest daughter.
+ But, sirrah, not for my sake, but your master's, I advise
+ You use your manners discreetly in all kind of companies:
+ When I am alone, why, then I am Tranio;
+ But in all places else your master Lucentio.
+
+LUCENTIO Tranio, let's go: one thing more rests, that
+ thyself execute, to make one among these wooers: if
+ thou ask me why, sufficeth, my reasons are both good
+ and weighty.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [The presenters above speak]
+
+First Servant My lord, you nod; you do not mind the play.
+
+SLY Yes, by Saint Anne, do I. A good matter, surely:
+ comes there any more of it?
+
+Page My lord, 'tis but begun.
+
+SLY 'Tis a very excellent piece of work, madam lady:
+ would 'twere done!
+
+ [They sit and mark]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II Padua. Before HORTENSIO'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter PETRUCHIO and his man GRUMIO]
+
+PETRUCHIO Verona, for a while I take my leave,
+ To see my friends in Padua, but of all
+ My best beloved and approved friend,
+ Hortensio; and I trow this is his house.
+ Here, sirrah Grumio; knock, I say.
+
+GRUMIO Knock, sir! whom should I knock? is there man has
+ rebused your worship?
+
+PETRUCHIO Villain, I say, knock me here soundly.
+
+GRUMIO Knock you here, sir! why, sir, what am I, sir, that
+ I should knock you here, sir?
+
+PETRUCHIO Villain, I say, knock me at this gate
+ And rap me well, or I'll knock your knave's pate.
+
+GRUMIO My master is grown quarrelsome. I should knock
+ you first,
+ And then I know after who comes by the worst.
+
+PETRUCHIO Will it not be?
+ Faith, sirrah, an you'll not knock, I'll ring it;
+ I'll try how you can sol, fa, and sing it.
+
+ [He wrings him by the ears]
+
+GRUMIO Help, masters, help! my master is mad.
+
+PETRUCHIO Now, knock when I bid you, sirrah villain!
+
+ [Enter HORTENSIO]
+
+HORTENSIO How now! what's the matter? My old friend Grumio!
+ and my good friend Petruchio! How do you all at Verona?
+
+PETRUCHIO Signior Hortensio, come you to part the fray?
+ 'Con tutto il cuore, ben trovato,' may I say.
+
+HORTENSIO 'Alla nostra casa ben venuto, molto honorato signor
+ mio Petruchio.' Rise, Grumio, rise: we will compound
+ this quarrel.
+
+GRUMIO Nay, 'tis no matter, sir, what he 'leges in Latin.
+ if this be not a lawful case for me to leave his
+ service, look you, sir, he bid me knock him and rap
+ him soundly, sir: well, was it fit for a servant to
+ use his master so, being perhaps, for aught I see,
+ two and thirty, a pip out? Whom would to God I had
+ well knock'd at first, Then had not Grumio come by the worst.
+
+PETRUCHIO A senseless villain! Good Hortensio,
+ I bade the rascal knock upon your gate
+ And could not get him for my heart to do it.
+
+GRUMIO Knock at the gate! O heavens! Spake you not these
+ words plain, 'Sirrah, knock me here, rap me here,
+ knock me well, and knock me soundly'? And come you
+ now with, 'knocking at the gate'?
+
+PETRUCHIO Sirrah, be gone, or talk not, I advise you.
+
+HORTENSIO Petruchio, patience; I am Grumio's pledge:
+ Why, this's a heavy chance 'twixt him and you,
+ Your ancient, trusty, pleasant servant Grumio.
+ And tell me now, sweet friend, what happy gale
+ Blows you to Padua here from old Verona?
+
+PETRUCHIO Such wind as scatters young men through the world,
+ To seek their fortunes farther than at home
+ Where small experience grows. But in a few,
+ Signior Hortensio, thus it stands with me:
+ Antonio, my father, is deceased;
+ And I have thrust myself into this maze,
+ Haply to wive and thrive as best I may:
+ Crowns in my purse I have and goods at home,
+ And so am come abroad to see the world.
+
+HORTENSIO Petruchio, shall I then come roundly to thee
+ And wish thee to a shrewd ill-favour'd wife?
+ Thou'ldst thank me but a little for my counsel:
+ And yet I'll promise thee she shall be rich
+ And very rich: but thou'rt too much my friend,
+ And I'll not wish thee to her.
+
+PETRUCHIO Signior Hortensio, 'twixt such friends as we
+ Few words suffice; and therefore, if thou know
+ One rich enough to be Petruchio's wife,
+ As wealth is burden of my wooing dance,
+ Be she as foul as was Florentius' love,
+ As old as Sibyl and as curst and shrewd
+ As Socrates' Xanthippe, or a worse,
+ She moves me not, or not removes, at least,
+ Affection's edge in me, were she as rough
+ As are the swelling Adriatic seas:
+ I come to wive it wealthily in Padua;
+ If wealthily, then happily in Padua.
+
+GRUMIO Nay, look you, sir, he tells you flatly what his
+ mind is: Why give him gold enough and marry him to
+ a puppet or an aglet-baby; or an old trot with ne'er
+ a tooth in her head, though she have as many diseases
+ as two and fifty horses: why, nothing comes amiss,
+ so money comes withal.
+
+HORTENSIO Petruchio, since we are stepp'd thus far in,
+ I will continue that I broach'd in jest.
+ I can, Petruchio, help thee to a wife
+ With wealth enough and young and beauteous,
+ Brought up as best becomes a gentlewoman:
+ Her only fault, and that is faults enough,
+ Is that she is intolerable curst
+ And shrewd and froward, so beyond all measure
+ That, were my state far worser than it is,
+ I would not wed her for a mine of gold.
+
+PETRUCHIO Hortensio, peace! thou know'st not gold's effect:
+ Tell me her father's name and 'tis enough;
+ For I will board her, though she chide as loud
+ As thunder when the clouds in autumn crack.
+
+HORTENSIO Her father is Baptista Minola,
+ An affable and courteous gentleman:
+ Her name is Katharina Minola,
+ Renown'd in Padua for her scolding tongue.
+
+PETRUCHIO I know her father, though I know not her;
+ And he knew my deceased father well.
+ I will not sleep, Hortensio, till I see her;
+ And therefore let me be thus bold with you
+ To give you over at this first encounter,
+ Unless you will accompany me thither.
+
+GRUMIO I pray you, sir, let him go while the humour lasts.
+ O' my word, an she knew him as well as I do, she
+ would think scolding would do little good upon him:
+ she may perhaps call him half a score knaves or so:
+ why, that's nothing; an he begin once, he'll rail in
+ his rope-tricks. I'll tell you what sir, an she
+ stand him but a little, he will throw a figure in
+ her face and so disfigure her with it that she
+ shall have no more eyes to see withal than a cat.
+ You know him not, sir.
+
+HORTENSIO Tarry, Petruchio, I must go with thee,
+ For in Baptista's keep my treasure is:
+ He hath the jewel of my life in hold,
+ His youngest daughter, beautiful Binaca,
+ And her withholds from me and other more,
+ Suitors to her and rivals in my love,
+ Supposing it a thing impossible,
+ For those defects I have before rehearsed,
+ That ever Katharina will be woo'd;
+ Therefore this order hath Baptista ta'en,
+ That none shall have access unto Bianca
+ Till Katharina the curst have got a husband.
+
+GRUMIO Katharina the curst!
+ A title for a maid of all titles the worst.
+
+HORTENSIO Now shall my friend Petruchio do me grace,
+ And offer me disguised in sober robes
+ To old Baptista as a schoolmaster
+ Well seen in music, to instruct Bianca;
+ That so I may, by this device, at least
+ Have leave and leisure to make love to her
+ And unsuspected court her by herself.
+
+GRUMIO Here's no knavery! See, to beguile the old folks,
+ how the young folks lay their heads together!
+
+ [Enter GREMIO, and LUCENTIO disguised]
+
+ Master, master, look about you: who goes there, ha?
+
+HORTENSIO Peace, Grumio! it is the rival of my love.
+ Petruchio, stand by a while.
+
+GRUMIO A proper stripling and an amorous!
+
+GREMIO O, very well; I have perused the note.
+ Hark you, sir: I'll have them very fairly bound:
+ All books of love, see that at any hand;
+ And see you read no other lectures to her:
+ You understand me: over and beside
+ Signior Baptista's liberality,
+ I'll mend it with a largess. Take your paper too,
+ And let me have them very well perfumed
+ For she is sweeter than perfume itself
+ To whom they go to. What will you read to her?
+
+LUCENTIO Whate'er I read to her, I'll plead for you
+ As for my patron, stand you so assured,
+ As firmly as yourself were still in place:
+ Yea, and perhaps with more successful words
+ Than you, unless you were a scholar, sir.
+
+GREMIO O this learning, what a thing it is!
+
+GRUMIO O this woodcock, what an ass it is!
+
+PETRUCHIO Peace, sirrah!
+
+HORTENSIO Grumio, mum! God save you, Signior Gremio.
+
+GREMIO And you are well met, Signior Hortensio.
+ Trow you whither I am going? To Baptista Minola.
+ I promised to inquire carefully
+ About a schoolmaster for the fair Bianca:
+ And by good fortune I have lighted well
+ On this young man, for learning and behavior
+ Fit for her turn, well read in poetry
+ And other books, good ones, I warrant ye.
+
+HORTENSIO 'Tis well; and I have met a gentleman
+ Hath promised me to help me to another,
+ A fine musician to instruct our mistress;
+ So shall I no whit be behind in duty
+ To fair Bianca, so beloved of me.
+
+GREMIO Beloved of me; and that my deeds shall prove.
+
+GRUMIO And that his bags shall prove.
+
+HORTENSIO Gremio, 'tis now no time to vent our love:
+ Listen to me, and if you speak me fair,
+ I'll tell you news indifferent good for either.
+ Here is a gentleman whom by chance I met,
+ Upon agreement from us to his liking,
+ Will undertake to woo curst Katharina,
+ Yea, and to marry her, if her dowry please.
+
+GREMIO So said, so done, is well.
+ Hortensio, have you told him all her faults?
+
+PETRUCHIO I know she is an irksome brawling scold:
+ If that be all, masters, I hear no harm.
+
+GREMIO No, say'st me so, friend? What countryman?
+
+PETRUCHIO Born in Verona, old Antonio's son:
+ My father dead, my fortune lives for me;
+ And I do hope good days and long to see.
+
+GREMIO O sir, such a life, with such a wife, were strange!
+ But if you have a stomach, to't i' God's name:
+ You shall have me assisting you in all.
+ But will you woo this wild-cat?
+
+PETRUCHIO Will I live?
+
+GRUMIO Will he woo her? ay, or I'll hang her.
+
+PETRUCHIO Why came I hither but to that intent?
+ Think you a little din can daunt mine ears?
+ Have I not in my time heard lions roar?
+ Have I not heard the sea puff'd up with winds
+ Rage like an angry boar chafed with sweat?
+ Have I not heard great ordnance in the field,
+ And heaven's artillery thunder in the skies?
+ Have I not in a pitched battle heard
+ Loud 'larums, neighing steeds, and trumpets' clang?
+ And do you tell me of a woman's tongue,
+ That gives not half so great a blow to hear
+ As will a chestnut in a farmer's fire?
+ Tush, tush! fear boys with bugs.
+
+GRUMIO For he fears none.
+
+GREMIO Hortensio, hark:
+ This gentleman is happily arrived,
+ My mind presumes, for his own good and ours.
+
+HORTENSIO I promised we would be contributors
+ And bear his charging of wooing, whatsoe'er.
+
+GREMIO And so we will, provided that he win her.
+
+GRUMIO I would I were as sure of a good dinner.
+
+ [Enter TRANIO brave, and BIONDELLO]
+
+TRANIO Gentlemen, God save you. If I may be bold,
+ Tell me, I beseech you, which is the readiest way
+ To the house of Signior Baptista Minola?
+
+BIONDELLO He that has the two fair daughters: is't he you mean?
+
+TRANIO Even he, Biondello.
+
+GREMIO Hark you, sir; you mean not her to--
+
+TRANIO Perhaps, him and her, sir: what have you to do?
+
+PETRUCHIO Not her that chides, sir, at any hand, I pray.
+
+TRANIO I love no chiders, sir. Biondello, let's away.
+
+LUCENTIO Well begun, Tranio.
+
+HORTENSIO Sir, a word ere you go;
+ Are you a suitor to the maid you talk of, yea or no?
+
+TRANIO And if I be, sir, is it any offence?
+
+GREMIO No; if without more words you will get you hence.
+
+TRANIO Why, sir, I pray, are not the streets as free
+ For me as for you?
+
+GREMIO But so is not she.
+
+TRANIO For what reason, I beseech you?
+
+GREMIO For this reason, if you'll know,
+ That she's the choice love of Signior Gremio.
+
+HORTENSIO That she's the chosen of Signior Hortensio.
+
+TRANIO Softly, my masters! if you be gentlemen,
+ Do me this right; hear me with patience.
+ Baptista is a noble gentleman,
+ To whom my father is not all unknown;
+ And were his daughter fairer than she is,
+ She may more suitors have and me for one.
+ Fair Leda's daughter had a thousand wooers;
+ Then well one more may fair Bianca have:
+ And so she shall; Lucentio shall make one,
+ Though Paris came in hope to speed alone.
+
+GREMIO What! this gentleman will out-talk us all.
+
+LUCENTIO Sir, give him head: I know he'll prove a jade.
+
+PETRUCHIO Hortensio, to what end are all these words?
+
+HORTENSIO Sir, let me be so bold as ask you,
+ Did you yet ever see Baptista's daughter?
+
+TRANIO No, sir; but hear I do that he hath two,
+ The one as famous for a scolding tongue
+ As is the other for beauteous modesty.
+
+PETRUCHIO Sir, sir, the first's for me; let her go by.
+
+GREMIO Yea, leave that labour to great Hercules;
+ And let it be more than Alcides' twelve.
+
+PETRUCHIO Sir, understand you this of me in sooth:
+ The youngest daughter whom you hearken for
+ Her father keeps from all access of suitors,
+ And will not promise her to any man
+ Until the elder sister first be wed:
+ The younger then is free and not before.
+
+TRANIO If it be so, sir, that you are the man
+ Must stead us all and me amongst the rest,
+ And if you break the ice and do this feat,
+ Achieve the elder, set the younger free
+ For our access, whose hap shall be to have her
+ Will not so graceless be to be ingrate.
+
+HORTENSIO Sir, you say well and well you do conceive;
+ And since you do profess to be a suitor,
+ You must, as we do, gratify this gentleman,
+ To whom we all rest generally beholding.
+
+TRANIO Sir, I shall not be slack: in sign whereof,
+ Please ye we may contrive this afternoon,
+ And quaff carouses to our mistress' health,
+ And do as adversaries do in law,
+ Strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.
+
+
+GRUMIO |
+ | O excellent motion! Fellows, let's be gone.
+BIONDELLO |
+
+
+HORTENSIO The motion's good indeed and be it so,
+ Petruchio, I shall be your ben venuto.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Padua. A room in BAPTISTA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter KATHARINA and BIANCA]
+
+BIANCA Good sister, wrong me not, nor wrong yourself,
+ To make a bondmaid and a slave of me;
+ That I disdain: but for these other gawds,
+ Unbind my hands, I'll pull them off myself,
+ Yea, all my raiment, to my petticoat;
+ Or what you will command me will I do,
+ So well I know my duty to my elders.
+
+KATHARINA Of all thy suitors, here I charge thee, tell
+ Whom thou lovest best: see thou dissemble not.
+
+BIANCA Believe me, sister, of all the men alive
+ I never yet beheld that special face
+ Which I could fancy more than any other.
+
+KATHARINA Minion, thou liest. Is't not Hortensio?
+
+BIANCA If you affect him, sister, here I swear
+ I'll plead for you myself, but you shall have
+ him.
+
+KATHARINA O then, belike, you fancy riches more:
+ You will have Gremio to keep you fair.
+
+BIANCA Is it for him you do envy me so?
+ Nay then you jest, and now I well perceive
+ You have but jested with me all this while:
+ I prithee, sister Kate, untie my hands.
+
+KATHARINA If that be jest, then all the rest was so.
+
+ [Strikes her]
+
+ [Enter BAPTISTA]
+
+BAPTISTA Why, how now, dame! whence grows this insolence?
+ Bianca, stand aside. Poor girl! she weeps.
+ Go ply thy needle; meddle not with her.
+ For shame, thou helding of a devilish spirit,
+ Why dost thou wrong her that did ne'er wrong thee?
+ When did she cross thee with a bitter word?
+
+KATHARINA Her silence flouts me, and I'll be revenged.
+
+ [Flies after BIANCA]
+
+BAPTISTA What, in my sight? Bianca, get thee in.
+
+ [Exit BIANCA]
+
+KATHARINA What, will you not suffer me? Nay, now I see
+ She is your treasure, she must have a husband;
+ I must dance bare-foot on her wedding day
+ And for your love to her lead apes in hell.
+ Talk not to me: I will go sit and weep
+ Till I can find occasion of revenge.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BAPTISTA Was ever gentleman thus grieved as I?
+ But who comes here?
+
+ [Enter GREMIO, LUCENTIO in the habit of a mean man;
+ PETRUCHIO, with HORTENSIO as a musician; and TRANIO,
+ with BIONDELLO bearing a lute and books]
+
+GREMIO Good morrow, neighbour Baptista.
+
+BAPTISTA Good morrow, neighbour Gremio.
+ God save you, gentlemen!
+
+PETRUCHIO And you, good sir! Pray, have you not a daughter
+ Call'd Katharina, fair and virtuous?
+
+BAPTISTA I have a daughter, sir, called Katharina.
+
+GREMIO You are too blunt: go to it orderly.
+
+PETRUCHIO You wrong me, Signior Gremio: give me leave.
+ I am a gentleman of Verona, sir,
+ That, hearing of her beauty and her wit,
+ Her affability and bashful modesty,
+ Her wondrous qualities and mild behavior,
+ Am bold to show myself a forward guest
+ Within your house, to make mine eye the witness
+ Of that report which I so oft have heard.
+ And, for an entrance to my entertainment,
+ I do present you with a man of mine,
+
+ [Presenting HORTENSIO]
+
+ Cunning in music and the mathematics,
+ To instruct her fully in those sciences,
+ Whereof I know she is not ignorant:
+ Accept of him, or else you do me wrong:
+ His name is Licio, born in Mantua.
+
+BAPTISTA You're welcome, sir; and he, for your good sake.
+ But for my daughter Katharina, this I know,
+ She is not for your turn, the more my grief.
+
+PETRUCHIO I see you do not mean to part with her,
+ Or else you like not of my company.
+
+BAPTISTA Mistake me not; I speak but as I find.
+ Whence are you, sir? what may I call your name?
+
+PETRUCHIO Petruchio is my name; Antonio's son,
+ A man well known throughout all Italy.
+
+BAPTISTA I know him well: you are welcome for his sake.
+
+GREMIO Saving your tale, Petruchio, I pray,
+ Let us, that are poor petitioners, speak too:
+ Baccare! you are marvellous forward.
+
+PETRUCHIO O, pardon me, Signior Gremio; I would fain be doing.
+
+GREMIO I doubt it not, sir; but you will curse your
+ wooing. Neighbour, this is a gift very grateful, I am
+ sure of it. To express the like kindness, myself,
+ that have been more kindly beholding to you than
+ any, freely give unto you this young scholar,
+
+ [Presenting LUCENTIO]
+
+ that hath been long studying at Rheims; as cunning
+ in Greek, Latin, and other languages, as the other
+ in music and mathematics: his name is Cambio; pray,
+ accept his service.
+
+BAPTISTA A thousand thanks, Signior Gremio.
+ Welcome, good Cambio.
+
+ [To TRANIO]
+
+ But, gentle sir, methinks you walk like a stranger:
+ may I be so bold to know the cause of your coming?
+
+TRANIO Pardon me, sir, the boldness is mine own,
+ That, being a stranger in this city here,
+ Do make myself a suitor to your daughter,
+ Unto Bianca, fair and virtuous.
+ Nor is your firm resolve unknown to me,
+ In the preferment of the eldest sister.
+ This liberty is all that I request,
+ That, upon knowledge of my parentage,
+ I may have welcome 'mongst the rest that woo
+ And free access and favour as the rest:
+ And, toward the education of your daughters,
+ I here bestow a simple instrument,
+ And this small packet of Greek and Latin books:
+ If you accept them, then their worth is great.
+
+BAPTISTA Lucentio is your name; of whence, I pray?
+
+TRANIO Of Pisa, sir; son to Vincentio.
+
+BAPTISTA A mighty man of Pisa; by report
+ I know him well: you are very welcome, sir,
+ Take you the lute, and you the set of books;
+ You shall go see your pupils presently.
+ Holla, within!
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+ Sirrah, lead these gentlemen
+ To my daughters; and tell them both,
+ These are their tutors: bid them use them well.
+
+ [Exit Servant, with LUCENTIO and HORTENSIO,
+ BIONDELLO following]
+
+ We will go walk a little in the orchard,
+ And then to dinner. You are passing welcome,
+ And so I pray you all to think yourselves.
+
+PETRUCHIO Signior Baptista, my business asketh haste,
+ And every day I cannot come to woo.
+ You knew my father well, and in him me,
+ Left solely heir to all his lands and goods,
+ Which I have better'd rather than decreased:
+ Then tell me, if I get your daughter's love,
+ What dowry shall I have with her to wife?
+
+BAPTISTA After my death the one half of my lands,
+ And in possession twenty thousand crowns.
+
+PETRUCHIO And, for that dowry, I'll assure her of
+ Her widowhood, be it that she survive me,
+ In all my lands and leases whatsoever:
+ Let specialties be therefore drawn between us,
+ That covenants may be kept on either hand.
+
+BAPTISTA Ay, when the special thing is well obtain'd,
+ That is, her love; for that is all in all.
+
+PETRUCHIO Why, that is nothing: for I tell you, father,
+ I am as peremptory as she proud-minded;
+ And where two raging fires meet together
+ They do consume the thing that feeds their fury:
+ Though little fire grows great with little wind,
+ Yet extreme gusts will blow out fire and all:
+ So I to her and so she yields to me;
+ For I am rough and woo not like a babe.
+
+BAPTISTA Well mayst thou woo, and happy be thy speed!
+ But be thou arm'd for some unhappy words.
+
+PETRUCHIO Ay, to the proof; as mountains are for winds,
+ That shake not, though they blow perpetually.
+
+ [Re-enter HORTENSIO, with his head broke]
+
+BAPTISTA How now, my friend! why dost thou look so pale?
+
+HORTENSIO For fear, I promise you, if I look pale.
+
+BAPTISTA What, will my daughter prove a good musician?
+
+HORTENSIO I think she'll sooner prove a soldier
+ Iron may hold with her, but never lutes.
+
+BAPTISTA Why, then thou canst not break her to the lute?
+
+HORTENSIO Why, no; for she hath broke the lute to me.
+ I did but tell her she mistook her frets,
+ And bow'd her hand to teach her fingering;
+ When, with a most impatient devilish spirit,
+ 'Frets, call you these?' quoth she; 'I'll fume
+ with them:'
+ And, with that word, she struck me on the head,
+ And through the instrument my pate made way;
+ And there I stood amazed for a while,
+ As on a pillory, looking through the lute;
+ While she did call me rascal fiddler
+ And twangling Jack; with twenty such vile terms,
+ As had she studied to misuse me so.
+
+PETRUCHIO Now, by the world, it is a lusty wench;
+ I love her ten times more than e'er I did:
+ O, how I long to have some chat with her!
+
+BAPTISTA Well, go with me and be not so discomfited:
+ Proceed in practise with my younger daughter;
+ She's apt to learn and thankful for good turns.
+ Signior Petruchio, will you go with us,
+ Or shall I send my daughter Kate to you?
+
+PETRUCHIO I pray you do.
+
+ [Exeunt all but PETRUCHIO]
+
+ I will attend her here,
+ And woo her with some spirit when she comes.
+ Say that she rail; why then I'll tell her plain
+ She sings as sweetly as a nightingale:
+ Say that she frown, I'll say she looks as clear
+ As morning roses newly wash'd with dew:
+ Say she be mute and will not speak a word;
+ Then I'll commend her volubility,
+ And say she uttereth piercing eloquence:
+ If she do bid me pack, I'll give her thanks,
+ As though she bid me stay by her a week:
+ If she deny to wed, I'll crave the day
+ When I shall ask the banns and when be married.
+ But here she comes; and now, Petruchio, speak.
+
+ [Enter KATHARINA]
+
+ Good morrow, Kate; for that's your name, I hear.
+
+KATHARINA Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing:
+ They call me Katharina that do talk of me.
+
+PETRUCHIO You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate,
+ And bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst;
+ But Kate, the prettiest Kate in Christendom
+ Kate of Kate Hall, my super-dainty Kate,
+ For dainties are all Kates, and therefore, Kate,
+ Take this of me, Kate of my consolation;
+ Hearing thy mildness praised in every town,
+ Thy virtues spoke of, and thy beauty sounded,
+ Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs,
+ Myself am moved to woo thee for my wife.
+
+KATHARINA Moved! in good time: let him that moved you hither
+ Remove you hence: I knew you at the first
+ You were a moveable.
+
+PETRUCHIO Why, what's a moveable?
+
+KATHARINA A join'd-stool.
+
+PETRUCHIO Thou hast hit it: come, sit on me.
+
+KATHARINA Asses are made to bear, and so are you.
+
+PETRUCHIO Women are made to bear, and so are you.
+
+KATHARINA No such jade as you, if me you mean.
+
+PETRUCHIO Alas! good Kate, I will not burden thee;
+ For, knowing thee to be but young and light--
+
+KATHARINA Too light for such a swain as you to catch;
+ And yet as heavy as my weight should be.
+
+PETRUCHIO Should be! should--buzz!
+
+KATHARINA Well ta'en, and like a buzzard.
+
+PETRUCHIO O slow-wing'd turtle! shall a buzzard take thee?
+
+KATHARINA Ay, for a turtle, as he takes a buzzard.
+
+PETRUCHIO Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry.
+
+KATHARINA If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
+
+PETRUCHIO My remedy is then, to pluck it out.
+
+KATHARINA Ay, if the fool could find it where it lies,
+
+PETRUCHIO Who knows not where a wasp does
+ wear his sting? In his tail.
+
+KATHARINA In his tongue.
+
+PETRUCHIO Whose tongue?
+
+KATHARINA Yours, if you talk of tails: and so farewell.
+
+PETRUCHIO What, with my tongue in your tail? nay, come again,
+ Good Kate; I am a gentleman.
+
+KATHARINA That I'll try.
+
+ [She strikes him]
+
+PETRUCHIO I swear I'll cuff you, if you strike again.
+
+KATHARINA So may you lose your arms:
+ If you strike me, you are no gentleman;
+ And if no gentleman, why then no arms.
+
+PETRUCHIO A herald, Kate? O, put me in thy books!
+
+KATHARINA What is your crest? a coxcomb?
+
+PETRUCHIO A combless cock, so Kate will be my hen.
+
+KATHARINA No cock of mine; you crow too like a craven.
+
+PETRUCHIO Nay, come, Kate, come; you must not look so sour.
+
+KATHARINA It is my fashion, when I see a crab.
+
+PETRUCHIO Why, here's no crab; and therefore look not sour.
+
+KATHARINA There is, there is.
+
+PETRUCHIO Then show it me.
+
+KATHARINA Had I a glass, I would.
+
+PETRUCHIO What, you mean my face?
+
+KATHARINA Well aim'd of such a young one.
+
+PETRUCHIO Now, by Saint George, I am too young for you.
+
+KATHARINA Yet you are wither'd.
+
+PETRUCHIO 'Tis with cares.
+
+KATHARINA I care not.
+
+PETRUCHIO Nay, hear you, Kate: in sooth you scape not so.
+
+KATHARINA I chafe you, if I tarry: let me go.
+
+PETRUCHIO No, not a whit: I find you passing gentle.
+ 'Twas told me you were rough and coy and sullen,
+ And now I find report a very liar;
+ For thou are pleasant, gamesome, passing courteous,
+ But slow in speech, yet sweet as spring-time flowers:
+ Thou canst not frown, thou canst not look askance,
+ Nor bite the lip, as angry wenches will,
+ Nor hast thou pleasure to be cross in talk,
+ But thou with mildness entertain'st thy wooers,
+ With gentle conference, soft and affable.
+ Why does the world report that Kate doth limp?
+ O slanderous world! Kate like the hazel-twig
+ Is straight and slender and as brown in hue
+ As hazel nuts and sweeter than the kernels.
+ O, let me see thee walk: thou dost not halt.
+
+KATHARINA Go, fool, and whom thou keep'st command.
+
+PETRUCHIO Did ever Dian so become a grove
+ As Kate this chamber with her princely gait?
+ O, be thou Dian, and let her be Kate;
+ And then let Kate be chaste and Dian sportful!
+
+KATHARINA Where did you study all this goodly speech?
+
+PETRUCHIO It is extempore, from my mother-wit.
+
+KATHARINA A witty mother! witless else her son.
+
+PETRUCHIO Am I not wise?
+
+KATHARINA Yes; keep you warm.
+
+PETRUCHIO Marry, so I mean, sweet Katharina, in thy bed:
+ And therefore, setting all this chat aside,
+ Thus in plain terms: your father hath consented
+ That you shall be my wife; your dowry 'greed on;
+ And, Will you, nill you, I will marry you.
+ Now, Kate, I am a husband for your turn;
+ For, by this light, whereby I see thy beauty,
+ Thy beauty, that doth make me like thee well,
+ Thou must be married to no man but me;
+ For I am he am born to tame you Kate,
+ And bring you from a wild Kate to a Kate
+ Conformable as other household Kates.
+ Here comes your father: never make denial;
+ I must and will have Katharina to my wife.
+
+ [Re-enter BAPTISTA, GREMIO, and TRANIO]
+
+BAPTISTA Now, Signior Petruchio, how speed you with my daughter?
+
+PETRUCHIO How but well, sir? how but well?
+ It were impossible I should speed amiss.
+
+BAPTISTA Why, how now, daughter Katharina! in your dumps?
+
+KATHARINA Call you me daughter? now, I promise you
+ You have show'd a tender fatherly regard,
+ To wish me wed to one half lunatic;
+ A mad-cup ruffian and a swearing Jack,
+ That thinks with oaths to face the matter out.
+
+PETRUCHIO Father, 'tis thus: yourself and all the world,
+ That talk'd of her, have talk'd amiss of her:
+ If she be curst, it is for policy,
+ For she's not froward, but modest as the dove;
+ She is not hot, but temperate as the morn;
+ For patience she will prove a second Grissel,
+ And Roman Lucrece for her chastity:
+ And to conclude, we have 'greed so well together,
+ That upon Sunday is the wedding-day.
+
+KATHARINA I'll see thee hang'd on Sunday first.
+
+GREMIO Hark, Petruchio; she says she'll see thee
+ hang'd first.
+
+TRANIO Is this your speeding? nay, then, good night our part!
+
+PETRUCHIO Be patient, gentlemen; I choose her for myself:
+ If she and I be pleased, what's that to you?
+ 'Tis bargain'd 'twixt us twain, being alone,
+ That she shall still be curst in company.
+ I tell you, 'tis incredible to believe
+ How much she loves me: O, the kindest Kate!
+ She hung about my neck; and kiss on kiss
+ She vied so fast, protesting oath on oath,
+ That in a twink she won me to her love.
+ O, you are novices! 'tis a world to see,
+ How tame, when men and women are alone,
+ A meacock wretch can make the curstest shrew.
+ Give me thy hand, Kate: I will unto Venice,
+ To buy apparel 'gainst the wedding-day.
+ Provide the feast, father, and bid the guests;
+ I will be sure my Katharina shall be fine.
+
+BAPTISTA I know not what to say: but give me your hands;
+ God send you joy, Petruchio! 'tis a match.
+
+
+GREMIO |
+ | Amen, say we: we will be witnesses.
+TRANIO |
+
+
+PETRUCHIO Father, and wife, and gentlemen, adieu;
+ I will to Venice; Sunday comes apace:
+ We will have rings and things and fine array;
+ And kiss me, Kate, we will be married o'Sunday.
+
+ [Exeunt PETRUCHIO and KATHARINA severally]
+
+GREMIO Was ever match clapp'd up so suddenly?
+
+BAPTISTA Faith, gentlemen, now I play a merchant's part,
+ And venture madly on a desperate mart.
+
+TRANIO 'Twas a commodity lay fretting by you:
+ 'Twill bring you gain, or perish on the seas.
+
+BAPTISTA The gain I seek is, quiet in the match.
+
+GREMIO No doubt but he hath got a quiet catch.
+ But now, Baptists, to your younger daughter:
+ Now is the day we long have looked for:
+ I am your neighbour, and was suitor first.
+
+TRANIO And I am one that love Bianca more
+ Than words can witness, or your thoughts can guess.
+
+GREMIO Youngling, thou canst not love so dear as I.
+
+TRANIO Graybeard, thy love doth freeze.
+
+GREMIO But thine doth fry.
+ Skipper, stand back: 'tis age that nourisheth.
+
+TRANIO But youth in ladies' eyes that flourisheth.
+
+BAPTISTA Content you, gentlemen: I will compound this strife:
+ 'Tis deeds must win the prize; and he of both
+ That can assure my daughter greatest dower
+ Shall have my Bianca's love.
+ Say, Signior Gremio, What can you assure her?
+
+GREMIO First, as you know, my house within the city
+ Is richly furnished with plate and gold;
+ Basins and ewers to lave her dainty hands;
+ My hangings all of Tyrian tapestry;
+ In ivory coffers I have stuff'd my crowns;
+ In cypress chests my arras counterpoints,
+ Costly apparel, tents, and canopies,
+ Fine linen, Turkey cushions boss'd with pearl,
+ Valance of Venice gold in needlework,
+ Pewter and brass and all things that belong
+ To house or housekeeping: then, at my farm
+ I have a hundred milch-kine to the pail,
+ Sixscore fat oxen standing in my stalls,
+ And all things answerable to this portion.
+ Myself am struck in years, I must confess;
+ And if I die to-morrow, this is hers,
+ If whilst I live she will be only mine.
+
+TRANIO That 'only' came well in. Sir, list to me:
+ I am my father's heir and only son:
+ If I may have your daughter to my wife,
+ I'll leave her houses three or four as good,
+ Within rich Pisa walls, as any one
+ Old Signior Gremio has in Padua;
+ Besides two thousand ducats by the year
+ Of fruitful land, all which shall be her jointure.
+ What, have I pinch'd you, Signior Gremio?
+
+GREMIO Two thousand ducats by the year of land!
+ My land amounts not to so much in all:
+ That she shall have; besides an argosy
+ That now is lying in Marseilles' road.
+ What, have I choked you with an argosy?
+
+TRANIO Gremio, 'tis known my father hath no less
+ Than three great argosies; besides two galliases,
+ And twelve tight galleys: these I will assure her,
+ And twice as much, whate'er thou offer'st next.
+
+GREMIO Nay, I have offer'd all, I have no more;
+ And she can have no more than all I have:
+ If you like me, she shall have me and mine.
+
+TRANIO Why, then the maid is mine from all the world,
+ By your firm promise: Gremio is out-vied.
+
+BAPTISTA I must confess your offer is the best;
+ And, let your father make her the assurance,
+ She is your own; else, you must pardon me,
+ if you should die before him, where's her dower?
+
+TRANIO That's but a cavil: he is old, I young.
+
+GREMIO And may not young men die, as well as old?
+
+BAPTISTA Well, gentlemen,
+ I am thus resolved: on Sunday next you know
+ My daughter Katharina is to be married:
+ Now, on the Sunday following, shall Bianca
+ Be bride to you, if you this assurance;
+ If not, Signior Gremio:
+ And so, I take my leave, and thank you both.
+
+GREMIO Adieu, good neighbour.
+
+ [Exit BAPTISTA]
+
+ Now I fear thee not:
+ Sirrah young gamester, your father were a fool
+ To give thee all, and in his waning age
+ Set foot under thy table: tut, a toy!
+ An old Italian fox is not so kind, my boy.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+TRANIO A vengeance on your crafty wither'd hide!
+ Yet I have faced it with a card of ten.
+ 'Tis in my head to do my master good:
+ I see no reason but supposed Lucentio
+ Must get a father, call'd 'supposed Vincentio;'
+ And that's a wonder: fathers commonly
+ Do get their children; but in this case of wooing,
+ A child shall get a sire, if I fail not of my cunning.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Padua. BAPTISTA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter LUCENTIO, HORTENSIO, and BIANCA]
+
+LUCENTIO Fiddler, forbear; you grow too forward, sir:
+ Have you so soon forgot the entertainment
+ Her sister Katharina welcomed you withal?
+
+HORTENSIO But, wrangling pedant, this is
+ The patroness of heavenly harmony:
+ Then give me leave to have prerogative;
+ And when in music we have spent an hour,
+ Your lecture shall have leisure for as much.
+
+LUCENTIO Preposterous ass, that never read so far
+ To know the cause why music was ordain'd!
+ Was it not to refresh the mind of man
+ After his studies or his usual pain?
+ Then give me leave to read philosophy,
+ And while I pause, serve in your harmony.
+
+HORTENSIO Sirrah, I will not bear these braves of thine.
+
+BIANCA Why, gentlemen, you do me double wrong,
+ To strive for that which resteth in my choice:
+ I am no breeching scholar in the schools;
+ I'll not be tied to hours nor 'pointed times,
+ But learn my lessons as I please myself.
+ And, to cut off all strife, here sit we down:
+ Take you your instrument, play you the whiles;
+ His lecture will be done ere you have tuned.
+
+HORTENSIO You'll leave his lecture when I am in tune?
+
+LUCENTIO That will be never: tune your instrument.
+
+BIANCA Where left we last?
+
+LUCENTIO Here, madam:
+ 'Hic ibat Simois; hic est Sigeia tellus;
+ Hic steterat Priami regia celsa senis.'
+
+BIANCA Construe them.
+
+LUCENTIO 'Hic ibat,' as I told you before, 'Simois,' I am
+ Lucentio, 'hic est,' son unto Vincentio of Pisa,
+ 'Sigeia tellus,' disguised thus to get your love;
+ 'Hic steterat,' and that Lucentio that comes
+ a-wooing, 'Priami,' is my man Tranio, 'regia,'
+ bearing my port, 'celsa senis,' that we might
+ beguile the old pantaloon.
+
+HORTENSIO Madam, my instrument's in tune.
+
+BIANCA Let's hear. O fie! the treble jars.
+
+LUCENTIO Spit in the hole, man, and tune again.
+
+BIANCA Now let me see if I can construe it: 'Hic ibat
+ Simois,' I know you not, 'hic est Sigeia tellus,' I
+ trust you not; 'Hic steterat Priami,' take heed
+ he hear us not, 'regia,' presume not, 'celsa senis,'
+ despair not.
+
+HORTENSIO Madam, 'tis now in tune.
+
+LUCENTIO All but the base.
+
+HORTENSIO The base is right; 'tis the base knave that jars.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ How fiery and forward our pedant is!
+ Now, for my life, the knave doth court my love:
+ Pedascule, I'll watch you better yet.
+
+BIANCA In time I may believe, yet I mistrust.
+
+LUCENTIO Mistrust it not: for, sure, AEacides
+ Was Ajax, call'd so from his grandfather.
+
+BIANCA I must believe my master; else, I promise you,
+ I should be arguing still upon that doubt:
+ But let it rest. Now, Licio, to you:
+ Good masters, take it not unkindly, pray,
+ That I have been thus pleasant with you both.
+
+HORTENSIO You may go walk, and give me leave a while:
+ My lessons make no music in three parts.
+
+LUCENTIO Are you so formal, sir? well, I must wait,
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ And watch withal; for, but I be deceived,
+ Our fine musician groweth amorous.
+
+HORTENSIO Madam, before you touch the instrument,
+ To learn the order of my fingering,
+ I must begin with rudiments of art;
+ To teach you gamut in a briefer sort,
+ More pleasant, pithy and effectual,
+ Than hath been taught by any of my trade:
+ And there it is in writing, fairly drawn.
+
+BIANCA Why, I am past my gamut long ago.
+
+HORTENSIO Yet read the gamut of Hortensio.
+
+BIANCA [Reads] ''Gamut' I am, the ground of all accord,
+ 'A re,' to Plead Hortensio's passion;
+ 'B mi,' Bianca, take him for thy lord,
+ 'C fa ut,' that loves with all affection:
+ 'D sol re,' one clef, two notes have I:
+ 'E la mi,' show pity, or I die.'
+ Call you this gamut? tut, I like it not:
+ Old fashions please me best; I am not so nice,
+ To change true rules for old inventions.
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+Servant Mistress, your father prays you leave your books
+ And help to dress your sister's chamber up:
+ You know to-morrow is the wedding-day.
+
+BIANCA Farewell, sweet masters both; I must be gone.
+
+ [Exeunt BIANCA and Servant]
+
+LUCENTIO Faith, mistress, then I have no cause to stay.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HORTENSIO But I have cause to pry into this pedant:
+ Methinks he looks as though he were in love:
+ Yet if thy thoughts, Bianca, be so humble
+ To cast thy wandering eyes on every stale,
+ Seize thee that list: if once I find thee ranging,
+ Hortensio will be quit with thee by changing.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Padua. Before BAPTISTA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter BAPTISTA, GREMIO, TRANIO, KATHARINA, BIANCA,
+ LUCENTIO, and others, attendants]
+
+BAPTISTA [To TRANIO] Signior Lucentio, this is the
+ 'pointed day.
+ That Katharina and Petruchio should be married,
+ And yet we hear not of our son-in-law.
+ What will be said? what mockery will it be,
+ To want the bridegroom when the priest attends
+ To speak the ceremonial rites of marriage!
+ What says Lucentio to this shame of ours?
+
+KATHARINA No shame but mine: I must, forsooth, be forced
+ To give my hand opposed against my heart
+ Unto a mad-brain rudesby full of spleen;
+ Who woo'd in haste and means to wed at leisure.
+ I told you, I, he was a frantic fool,
+ Hiding his bitter jests in blunt behavior:
+ And, to be noted for a merry man,
+ He'll woo a thousand, 'point the day of marriage,
+ Make feasts, invite friends, and proclaim the banns;
+ Yet never means to wed where he hath woo'd.
+ Now must the world point at poor Katharina,
+ And say, 'Lo, there is mad Petruchio's wife,
+ If it would please him come and marry her!'
+
+TRANIO Patience, good Katharina, and Baptista too.
+ Upon my life, Petruchio means but well,
+ Whatever fortune stays him from his word:
+ Though he be blunt, I know him passing wise;
+ Though he be merry, yet withal he's honest.
+
+KATHARINA Would Katharina had never seen him though!
+
+ [Exit weeping, followed by BIANCA and others]
+
+BAPTISTA Go, girl; I cannot blame thee now to weep;
+ For such an injury would vex a very saint,
+ Much more a shrew of thy impatient humour.
+
+ [Enter BIONDELLO]
+
+BIONDELLO Master, master! news, old news, and such news as
+ you never heard of!
+
+BAPTISTA Is it new and old too? how may that be?
+
+BIONDELLO Why, is it not news, to hear of Petruchio's coming?
+
+BAPTISTA Is he come?
+
+BIONDELLO Why, no, sir.
+
+BAPTISTA What then?
+
+BIONDELLO He is coming.
+
+BAPTISTA When will he be here?
+
+BIONDELLO When he stands where I am and sees you there.
+
+TRANIO But say, what to thine old news?
+
+BIONDELLO Why, Petruchio is coming in a new hat and an old
+ jerkin, a pair of old breeches thrice turned, a pair
+ of boots that have been candle-cases, one buckled,
+ another laced, an old rusty sword ta'en out of the
+ town-armory, with a broken hilt, and chapeless;
+ with two broken points: his horse hipped with an
+ old mothy saddle and stirrups of no kindred;
+ besides, possessed with the glanders and like to mose
+ in the chine; troubled with the lampass, infected
+ with the fashions, full of wingdalls, sped with
+ spavins, rayed with yellows, past cure of the fives,
+ stark spoiled with the staggers, begnawn with the
+ bots, swayed in the back and shoulder-shotten;
+ near-legged before and with, a half-chequed bit
+ and a head-stall of sheeps leather which, being
+ restrained to keep him from stumbling, hath been
+ often burst and now repaired with knots; one girth
+ six time pieced and a woman's crupper of velure,
+ which hath two letters for her name fairly set down
+ in studs, and here and there pieced with packthread.
+
+BAPTISTA Who comes with him?
+
+BIONDELLO O, sir, his lackey, for all the world caparisoned
+ like the horse; with a linen stock on one leg and a
+ kersey boot-hose on the other, gartered with a red
+ and blue list; an old hat and 'the humour of forty
+ fancies' pricked in't for a feather: a monster, a
+ very monster in apparel, and not like a Christian
+ footboy or a gentleman's lackey.
+
+TRANIO 'Tis some odd humour pricks him to this fashion;
+ Yet oftentimes he goes but mean-apparell'd.
+
+BAPTISTA I am glad he's come, howsoe'er he comes.
+
+BIONDELLO Why, sir, he comes not.
+
+BAPTISTA Didst thou not say he comes?
+
+BIONDELLO Who? that Petruchio came?
+
+BAPTISTA Ay, that Petruchio came.
+
+BIONDELLO No, sir, I say his horse comes, with him on his back.
+
+BAPTISTA Why, that's all one.
+
+BIONDELLO Nay, by Saint Jamy,
+ I hold you a penny,
+ A horse and a man
+ Is more than one,
+ And yet not many.
+
+ [Enter PETRUCHIO and GRUMIO]
+
+PETRUCHIO Come, where be these gallants? who's at home?
+
+BAPTISTA You are welcome, sir.
+
+PETRUCHIO And yet I come not well.
+
+BAPTISTA And yet you halt not.
+
+TRANIO Not so well apparell'd
+ As I wish you were.
+
+PETRUCHIO Were it better, I should rush in thus.
+ But where is Kate? where is my lovely bride?
+ How does my father? Gentles, methinks you frown:
+ And wherefore gaze this goodly company,
+ As if they saw some wondrous monument,
+ Some comet or unusual prodigy?
+
+BAPTISTA Why, sir, you know this is your wedding-day:
+ First were we sad, fearing you would not come;
+ Now sadder, that you come so unprovided.
+ Fie, doff this habit, shame to your estate,
+ An eye-sore to our solemn festival!
+
+TRANIO And tells us, what occasion of import
+ Hath all so long detain'd you from your wife,
+ And sent you hither so unlike yourself?
+
+PETRUCHIO Tedious it were to tell, and harsh to hear:
+ Sufficeth I am come to keep my word,
+ Though in some part enforced to digress;
+ Which, at more leisure, I will so excuse
+ As you shall well be satisfied withal.
+ But where is Kate? I stay too long from her:
+ The morning wears, 'tis time we were at church.
+
+TRANIO See not your bride in these unreverent robes:
+ Go to my chamber; Put on clothes of mine.
+
+PETRUCHIO Not I, believe me: thus I'll visit her.
+
+BAPTISTA But thus, I trust, you will not marry her.
+
+PETRUCHIO Good sooth, even thus; therefore ha' done with words:
+ To me she's married, not unto my clothes:
+ Could I repair what she will wear in me,
+ As I can change these poor accoutrements,
+ 'Twere well for Kate and better for myself.
+ But what a fool am I to chat with you,
+ When I should bid good morrow to my bride,
+ And seal the title with a lovely kiss!
+
+ [Exeunt PETRUCHIO and GRUMIO]
+
+TRANIO He hath some meaning in his mad attire:
+ We will persuade him, be it possible,
+ To put on better ere he go to church.
+
+BAPTISTA I'll after him, and see the event of this.
+
+ [Exeunt BAPTISTA, GREMIO, and attendants]
+
+TRANIO But to her love concerneth us to add
+ Her father's liking: which to bring to pass,
+ As I before unparted to your worship,
+ I am to get a man,--whate'er he be,
+ It skills not much. we'll fit him to our turn,--
+ And he shall be Vincentio of Pisa;
+ And make assurance here in Padua
+ Of greater sums than I have promised.
+ So shall you quietly enjoy your hope,
+ And marry sweet Bianca with consent.
+
+LUCENTIO Were it not that my fellow-school-master
+ Doth watch Bianca's steps so narrowly,
+ 'Twere good, methinks, to steal our marriage;
+ Which once perform'd, let all the world say no,
+ I'll keep mine own, despite of all the world.
+
+TRANIO That by degrees we mean to look into,
+ And watch our vantage in this business:
+ We'll over-reach the greybeard, Gremio,
+ The narrow-prying father, Minola,
+ The quaint musician, amorous Licio;
+ All for my master's sake, Lucentio.
+
+ [Re-enter GREMIO]
+
+ Signior Gremio, came you from the church?
+
+GREMIO As willingly as e'er I came from school.
+
+TRANIO And is the bride and bridegroom coming home?
+
+GREMIO A bridegroom say you? 'tis a groom indeed,
+ A grumbling groom, and that the girl shall find.
+
+TRANIO Curster than she? why, 'tis impossible.
+
+GREMIO Why he's a devil, a devil, a very fiend.
+
+TRANIO Why, she's a devil, a devil, the devil's dam.
+
+GREMIO Tut, she's a lamb, a dove, a fool to him!
+ I'll tell you, Sir Lucentio: when the priest
+ Should ask, if Katharina should be his wife,
+ 'Ay, by gogs-wouns,' quoth he; and swore so loud,
+ That, all-amazed, the priest let fall the book;
+ And, as he stoop'd again to take it up,
+ The mad-brain'd bridegroom took him such a cuff
+ That down fell priest and book and book and priest:
+ 'Now take them up,' quoth he, 'if any list.'
+
+TRANIO What said the wench when he rose again?
+
+GREMIO Trembled and shook; for why, he stamp'd and swore,
+ As if the vicar meant to cozen him.
+ But after many ceremonies done,
+ He calls for wine: 'A health!' quoth he, as if
+ He had been aboard, carousing to his mates
+ After a storm; quaff'd off the muscadel
+ And threw the sops all in the sexton's face;
+ Having no other reason
+ But that his beard grew thin and hungerly
+ And seem'd to ask him sops as he was drinking.
+ This done, he took the bride about the neck
+ And kiss'd her lips with such a clamorous smack
+ That at the parting all the church did echo:
+ And I seeing this came thence for very shame;
+ And after me, I know, the rout is coming.
+ Such a mad marriage never was before:
+ Hark, hark! I hear the minstrels play.
+
+ [Music]
+
+ [Re-enter PETRUCHIO, KATHARINA, BIANCA, BAPTISTA,
+ HORTENSIO, GRUMIO, and Train]
+
+
+PETRUCHIO Gentlemen and friends, I thank you for your pains:
+ I know you think to dine with me to-day,
+ And have prepared great store of wedding cheer;
+ But so it is, my haste doth call me hence,
+ And therefore here I mean to take my leave.
+
+BAPTISTA Is't possible you will away to-night?
+
+PETRUCHIO I must away to-day, before night come:
+ Make it no wonder; if you knew my business,
+ You would entreat me rather go than stay.
+ And, honest company, I thank you all,
+ That have beheld me give away myself
+ To this most patient, sweet and virtuous wife:
+ Dine with my father, drink a health to me;
+ For I must hence; and farewell to you all.
+
+TRANIO Let us entreat you stay till after dinner.
+
+PETRUCHIO It may not be.
+
+GREMIO Let me entreat you.
+
+PETRUCHIO It cannot be.
+
+KATHARINA Let me entreat you.
+
+PETRUCHIO I am content.
+
+KATHARINA Are you content to stay?
+
+PETRUCHIO I am content you shall entreat me stay;
+ But yet not stay, entreat me how you can.
+
+KATHARINA Now, if you love me, stay.
+
+PETRUCHIO Grumio, my horse.
+
+GRUMIO Ay, sir, they be ready: the oats have eaten the horses.
+
+KATHARINA Nay, then,
+ Do what thou canst, I will not go to-day;
+ No, nor to-morrow, not till I please myself.
+ The door is open, sir; there lies your way;
+ You may be jogging whiles your boots are green;
+ For me, I'll not be gone till I please myself:
+ 'Tis like you'll prove a jolly surly groom,
+ That take it on you at the first so roundly.
+
+PETRUCHIO O Kate, content thee; prithee, be not angry.
+
+KATHARINA I will be angry: what hast thou to do?
+ Father, be quiet; he shall stay my leisure.
+
+GREMIO Ay, marry, sir, now it begins to work.
+
+KATARINA Gentlemen, forward to the bridal dinner:
+ I see a woman may be made a fool,
+ If she had not a spirit to resist.
+
+PETRUCHIO They shall go forward, Kate, at thy command.
+ Obey the bride, you that attend on her;
+ Go to the feast, revel and domineer,
+ Carouse full measure to her maidenhead,
+ Be mad and merry, or go hang yourselves:
+ But for my bonny Kate, she must with me.
+ Nay, look not big, nor stamp, nor stare, nor fret;
+ I will be master of what is mine own:
+ She is my goods, my chattels; she is my house,
+ My household stuff, my field, my barn,
+ My horse, my ox, my ass, my any thing;
+ And here she stands, touch her whoever dare;
+ I'll bring mine action on the proudest he
+ That stops my way in Padua. Grumio,
+ Draw forth thy weapon, we are beset with thieves;
+ Rescue thy mistress, if thou be a man.
+ Fear not, sweet wench, they shall not touch
+ thee, Kate:
+ I'll buckler thee against a million.
+
+ [Exeunt PETRUCHIO, KATHARINA, and GRUMIO]
+
+BAPTISTA Nay, let them go, a couple of quiet ones.
+
+GREMIO Went they not quickly, I should die with laughing.
+
+TRANIO Of all mad matches never was the like.
+
+LUCENTIO Mistress, what's your opinion of your sister?
+
+BIANCA That, being mad herself, she's madly mated.
+
+GREMIO I warrant him, Petruchio is Kated.
+
+BAPTISTA Neighbours and friends, though bride and
+ bridegroom wants
+ For to supply the places at the table,
+ You know there wants no junkets at the feast.
+ Lucentio, you shall supply the bridegroom's place:
+ And let Bianca take her sister's room.
+
+TRANIO Shall sweet Bianca practise how to bride it?
+
+BAPTISTA She shall, Lucentio. Come, gentlemen, let's go.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I PETRUCHIO'S country house.
+
+
+ [Enter GRUMIO]
+
+GRUMIO Fie, fie on all tired jades, on all mad masters, and
+ all foul ways! Was ever man so beaten? was ever
+ man so rayed? was ever man so weary? I am sent
+ before to make a fire, and they are coming after to
+ warm them. Now, were not I a little pot and soon
+ hot, my very lips might freeze to my teeth, my
+ tongue to the roof of my mouth, my heart in my
+ belly, ere I should come by a fire to thaw me: but
+ I, with blowing the fire, shall warm myself; for,
+ considering the weather, a taller man than I will
+ take cold. Holla, ho! Curtis.
+
+ [Enter CURTIS]
+
+CURTIS Who is that calls so coldly?
+
+GRUMIO A piece of ice: if thou doubt it, thou mayst slide
+ from my shoulder to my heel with no greater a run
+ but my head and my neck. A fire good Curtis.
+
+CURTIS Is my master and his wife coming, Grumio?
+
+GRUMIO O, ay, Curtis, ay: and therefore fire, fire; cast
+ on no water.
+
+CURTIS Is she so hot a shrew as she's reported?
+
+GRUMIO She was, good Curtis, before this frost: but, thou
+ knowest, winter tames man, woman and beast; for it
+ hath tamed my old master and my new mistress and
+ myself, fellow Curtis.
+
+CURTIS Away, you three-inch fool! I am no beast.
+
+GRUMIO Am I but three inches? why, thy horn is a foot; and
+ so long am I at the least. But wilt thou make a
+ fire, or shall I complain on thee to our mistress,
+ whose hand, she being now at hand, thou shalt soon
+ feel, to thy cold comfort, for being slow in thy hot office?
+
+CURTIS I prithee, good Grumio, tell me, how goes the world?
+
+GRUMIO A cold world, Curtis, in every office but thine; and
+ therefore fire: do thy duty, and have thy duty; for
+ my master and mistress are almost frozen to death.
+
+CURTIS There's fire ready; and therefore, good Grumio, the news.
+
+GRUMIO Why, 'Jack, boy! ho! boy!' and as much news as
+ will thaw.
+
+CURTIS Come, you are so full of cony-catching!
+
+GRUMIO Why, therefore fire; for I have caught extreme cold.
+ Where's the cook? is supper ready, the house
+ trimmed, rushes strewed, cobwebs swept; the
+ serving-men in their new fustian, their white
+ stockings, and every officer his wedding-garment on?
+ Be the jacks fair within, the jills fair without,
+ the carpets laid, and every thing in order?
+
+CURTIS All ready; and therefore, I pray thee, news.
+
+GRUMIO First, know, my horse is tired; my master and
+ mistress fallen out.
+
+CURTIS How?
+
+GRUMIO Out of their saddles into the dirt; and thereby
+ hangs a tale.
+
+CURTIS Let's ha't, good Grumio.
+
+GRUMIO Lend thine ear.
+
+CURTIS Here.
+
+GRUMIO There.
+
+ [Strikes him]
+
+CURTIS This is to feel a tale, not to hear a tale.
+
+GRUMIO And therefore 'tis called a sensible tale: and this
+ cuff was but to knock at your ear, and beseech
+ listening. Now I begin: Imprimis, we came down a
+ foul hill, my master riding behind my mistress,--
+
+CURTIS Both of one horse?
+
+GRUMIO What's that to thee?
+
+CURTIS Why, a horse.
+
+GRUMIO Tell thou the tale: but hadst thou not crossed me,
+ thou shouldst have heard how her horse fell and she
+ under her horse; thou shouldst have heard in how
+ miry a place, how she was bemoiled, how he left her
+ with the horse upon her, how he beat me because
+ her horse stumbled, how she waded through the dirt
+ to pluck him off me, how he swore, how she prayed,
+ that never prayed before, how I cried, how the
+ horses ran away, how her bridle was burst, how I
+ lost my crupper, with many things of worthy memory,
+ which now shall die in oblivion and thou return
+ unexperienced to thy grave.
+
+CURTIS By this reckoning he is more shrew than she.
+
+GRUMIO Ay; and that thou and the proudest of you all shall
+ find when he comes home. But what talk I of this?
+ Call forth Nathaniel, Joseph, Nicholas, Philip,
+ Walter, Sugarsop and the rest: let their heads be
+ sleekly combed their blue coats brushed and their
+ garters of an indifferent knit: let them curtsy
+ with their left legs and not presume to touch a hair
+ of my master's horse-tail till they kiss their
+ hands. Are they all ready?
+
+CURTIS They are.
+
+GRUMIO Call them forth.
+
+CURTIS Do you hear, ho? you must meet my master to
+ countenance my mistress.
+
+GRUMIO Why, she hath a face of her own.
+
+CURTIS Who knows not that?
+
+GRUMIO Thou, it seems, that calls for company to
+ countenance her.
+
+CURTIS I call them forth to credit her.
+
+GRUMIO Why, she comes to borrow nothing of them.
+
+ [Enter four or five Serving-men]
+
+NATHANIEL Welcome home, Grumio!
+
+PHILIP How now, Grumio!
+
+JOSEPH What, Grumio!
+
+NICHOLAS Fellow Grumio!
+
+NATHANIEL How now, old lad?
+
+GRUMIO Welcome, you;--how now, you;-- what, you;--fellow,
+ you;--and thus much for greeting. Now, my spruce
+ companions, is all ready, and all things neat?
+
+NATHANIEL All things is ready. How near is our master?
+
+GRUMIO E'en at hand, alighted by this; and therefore be
+ not--Cock's passion, silence! I hear my master.
+
+ [Enter PETRUCHIO and KATHARINA]
+
+PETRUCHIO Where be these knaves? What, no man at door
+ To hold my stirrup nor to take my horse!
+ Where is Nathaniel, Gregory, Philip?
+
+ALL SERVING-MEN Here, here, sir; here, sir.
+
+PETRUCHIO Here, sir! here, sir! here, sir! here, sir!
+ You logger-headed and unpolish'd grooms!
+ What, no attendance? no regard? no duty?
+ Where is the foolish knave I sent before?
+
+GRUMIO Here, sir; as foolish as I was before.
+
+PETRUCHIO You peasant swain! you whoreson malt-horse drudge!
+ Did I not bid thee meet me in the park,
+ And bring along these rascal knaves with thee?
+
+GRUMIO Nathaniel's coat, sir, was not fully made,
+ And Gabriel's pumps were all unpink'd i' the heel;
+ There was no link to colour Peter's hat,
+ And Walter's dagger was not come from sheathing:
+ There were none fine but Adam, Ralph, and Gregory;
+ The rest were ragged, old, and beggarly;
+ Yet, as they are, here are they come to meet you.
+
+PETRUCHIO Go, rascals, go, and fetch my supper in.
+
+ [Exeunt Servants]
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ Where is the life that late I led--
+ Where are those--Sit down, Kate, and welcome.--
+ Sound, sound, sound, sound!
+
+ [Re-enter Servants with supper]
+
+ Why, when, I say? Nay, good sweet Kate, be merry.
+ Off with my boots, you rogues! you villains, when?
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ It was the friar of orders grey,
+ As he forth walked on his way:--
+ Out, you rogue! you pluck my foot awry:
+ Take that, and mend the plucking off the other.
+
+ [Strikes him]
+
+ Be merry, Kate. Some water, here; what, ho!
+ Where's my spaniel Troilus? Sirrah, get you hence,
+ And bid my cousin Ferdinand come hither:
+ One, Kate, that you must kiss, and be acquainted with.
+ Where are my slippers? Shall I have some water?
+
+ [Enter one with water]
+
+ Come, Kate, and wash, and welcome heartily.
+ You whoreson villain! will you let it fall?
+
+ [Strikes him]
+
+KATHARINA Patience, I pray you; 'twas a fault unwilling.
+
+PETRUCHIO A whoreson beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave!
+ Come, Kate, sit down; I know you have a stomach.
+ Will you give thanks, sweet Kate; or else shall I?
+ What's this? mutton?
+
+First Servant Ay.
+
+PETRUCHIO Who brought it?
+
+PETER I.
+
+PETRUCHIO 'Tis burnt; and so is all the meat.
+ What dogs are these! Where is the rascal cook?
+ How durst you, villains, bring it from the dresser,
+ And serve it thus to me that love it not?
+ Theretake it to you, trenchers, cups, and all;
+
+ [Throws the meat, &c. about the stage]
+
+ You heedless joltheads and unmanner'd slaves!
+ What, do you grumble? I'll be with you straight.
+
+KATHARINA I pray you, husband, be not so disquiet:
+ The meat was well, if you were so contented.
+
+PETRUCHIO I tell thee, Kate, 'twas burnt and dried away;
+ And I expressly am forbid to touch it,
+ For it engenders choler, planteth anger;
+ And better 'twere that both of us did fast,
+ Since, of ourselves, ourselves are choleric,
+ Than feed it with such over-roasted flesh.
+ Be patient; to-morrow 't shall be mended,
+ And, for this night, we'll fast for company:
+ Come, I will bring thee to thy bridal chamber.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Re-enter Servants severally]
+
+NATHANIEL Peter, didst ever see the like?
+
+PETER He kills her in her own humour.
+
+ [Re-enter CURTIS]
+
+GRUMIO Where is he?
+
+CURTIS In her chamber, making a sermon of continency to her;
+ And rails, and swears, and rates, that she, poor soul,
+ Knows not which way to stand, to look, to speak,
+ And sits as one new-risen from a dream.
+ Away, away! for he is coming hither.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Re-enter PETRUCHIO]
+
+PETRUCHIO Thus have I politicly begun my reign,
+ And 'tis my hope to end successfully.
+ My falcon now is sharp and passing empty;
+ And till she stoop she must not be full-gorged,
+ For then she never looks upon her lure.
+ Another way I have to man my haggard,
+ To make her come and know her keeper's call,
+ That is, to watch her, as we watch these kites
+ That bate and beat and will not be obedient.
+ She eat no meat to-day, nor none shall eat;
+ Last night she slept not, nor to-night she shall not;
+ As with the meat, some undeserved fault
+ I'll find about the making of the bed;
+ And here I'll fling the pillow, there the bolster,
+ This way the coverlet, another way the sheets:
+ Ay, and amid this hurly I intend
+ That all is done in reverend care of her;
+ And in conclusion she shall watch all night:
+ And if she chance to nod I'll rail and brawl
+ And with the clamour keep her still awake.
+ This is a way to kill a wife with kindness;
+ And thus I'll curb her mad and headstrong humour.
+ He that knows better how to tame a shrew,
+ Now let him speak: 'tis charity to show.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Padua. Before BAPTISTA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter TRANIO and HORTENSIO]
+
+TRANIO Is't possible, friend Licio, that Mistress Bianca
+ Doth fancy any other but Lucentio?
+ I tell you, sir, she bears me fair in hand.
+
+HORTENSIO Sir, to satisfy you in what I have said,
+ Stand by and mark the manner of his teaching.
+
+ [Enter BIANCA and LUCENTIO]
+
+LUCENTIO Now, mistress, profit you in what you read?
+
+BIANCA What, master, read you? first resolve me that.
+
+LUCENTIO I read that I profess, the Art to Love.
+
+BIANCA And may you prove, sir, master of your art!
+
+LUCENTIO While you, sweet dear, prove mistress of my heart!
+
+HORTENSIO Quick proceeders, marry! Now, tell me, I pray,
+ You that durst swear at your mistress Bianca
+ Loved none in the world so well as Lucentio.
+
+TRANIO O despiteful love! unconstant womankind!
+ I tell thee, Licio, this is wonderful.
+
+HORTENSIO Mistake no more: I am not Licio,
+ Nor a musician, as I seem to be;
+ But one that scorn to live in this disguise,
+ For such a one as leaves a gentleman,
+ And makes a god of such a cullion:
+ Know, sir, that I am call'd Hortensio.
+
+TRANIO Signior Hortensio, I have often heard
+ Of your entire affection to Bianca;
+ And since mine eyes are witness of her lightness,
+ I will with you, if you be so contented,
+ Forswear Bianca and her love for ever.
+
+HORTENSIO See, how they kiss and court! Signior Lucentio,
+ Here is my hand, and here I firmly vow
+ Never to woo her no more, but do forswear her,
+ As one unworthy all the former favours
+ That I have fondly flatter'd her withal.
+
+TRANIO And here I take the unfeigned oath,
+ Never to marry with her though she would entreat:
+ Fie on her! see, how beastly she doth court him!
+
+HORTENSIO Would all the world but he had quite forsworn!
+ For me, that I may surely keep mine oath,
+ I will be married to a wealthy widow,
+ Ere three days pass, which hath as long loved me
+ As I have loved this proud disdainful haggard.
+ And so farewell, Signior Lucentio.
+ Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks,
+ Shall win my love: and so I take my leave,
+ In resolution as I swore before.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+TRANIO Mistress Bianca, bless you with such grace
+ As 'longeth to a lover's blessed case!
+ Nay, I have ta'en you napping, gentle love,
+ And have forsworn you with Hortensio.
+
+BIANCA Tranio, you jest: but have you both forsworn me?
+
+TRANIO Mistress, we have.
+
+LUCENTIO Then we are rid of Licio.
+
+TRANIO I' faith, he'll have a lusty widow now,
+ That shall be wood and wedded in a day.
+
+BIANCA God give him joy!
+
+TRANIO Ay, and he'll tame her.
+
+BIANCA He says so, Tranio.
+
+TRANIO Faith, he is gone unto the taming-school.
+
+BIANCA The taming-school! what, is there such a place?
+
+TRANIO Ay, mistress, and Petruchio is the master;
+ That teacheth tricks eleven and twenty long,
+ To tame a shrew and charm her chattering tongue.
+
+ [Enter BIONDELLO]
+
+BIONDELLO O master, master, I have watch'd so long
+ That I am dog-weary: but at last I spied
+ An ancient angel coming down the hill,
+ Will serve the turn.
+
+TRANIO What is he, Biondello?
+
+BIONDELLO Master, a mercatante, or a pedant,
+ I know not what; but format in apparel,
+ In gait and countenance surely like a father.
+
+LUCENTIO And what of him, Tranio?
+
+TRANIO If he be credulous and trust my tale,
+ I'll make him glad to seem Vincentio,
+ And give assurance to Baptista Minola,
+ As if he were the right Vincentio
+ Take in your love, and then let me alone.
+
+ [Exeunt LUCENTIO and BIANCA]
+
+ [Enter a Pedant]
+
+Pedant God save you, sir!
+
+TRANIO And you, sir! you are welcome.
+ Travel you far on, or are you at the farthest?
+
+Pedant Sir, at the farthest for a week or two:
+ But then up farther, and as for as Rome;
+ And so to Tripoli, if God lend me life.
+
+TRANIO What countryman, I pray?
+
+Pedant Of Mantua.
+
+TRANIO Of Mantua, sir? marry, God forbid!
+ And come to Padua, careless of your life?
+
+Pedant My life, sir! how, I pray? for that goes hard.
+
+TRANIO 'Tis death for any one in Mantua
+ To come to Padua. Know you not the cause?
+ Your ships are stay'd at Venice, and the duke,
+ For private quarrel 'twixt your duke and him,
+ Hath publish'd and proclaim'd it openly:
+ 'Tis, marvel, but that you are but newly come,
+ You might have heard it else proclaim'd about.
+
+Pedant Alas! sir, it is worse for me than so;
+ For I have bills for money by exchange
+ From Florence and must here deliver them.
+
+TRANIO Well, sir, to do you courtesy,
+ This will I do, and this I will advise you:
+ First, tell me, have you ever been at Pisa?
+Pedant Ay, sir, in Pisa have I often been,
+ Pisa renowned for grave citizens.
+
+TRANIO Among them know you one Vincentio?
+
+Pedant I know him not, but I have heard of him;
+ A merchant of incomparable wealth.
+
+TRANIO He is my father, sir; and, sooth to say,
+ In countenance somewhat doth resemble you.
+
+BIONDELLO [Aside] As much as an apple doth an oyster,
+ and all one.
+
+TRANIO To save your life in this extremity,
+ This favour will I do you for his sake;
+ And think it not the worst of an your fortunes
+ That you are like to Sir Vincentio.
+ His name and credit shall you undertake,
+ And in my house you shall be friendly lodged:
+ Look that you take upon you as you should;
+ You understand me, sir: so shall you stay
+ Till you have done your business in the city:
+ If this be courtesy, sir, accept of it.
+
+Pedant O sir, I do; and will repute you ever
+ The patron of my life and liberty.
+
+TRANIO Then go with me to make the matter good.
+ This, by the way, I let you understand;
+ my father is here look'd for every day,
+ To pass assurance of a dower in marriage
+ 'Twixt me and one Baptista's daughter here:
+ In all these circumstances I'll instruct you:
+ Go with me to clothe you as becomes you.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III A room in PETRUCHIO'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter KATHARINA and GRUMIO]
+
+GRUMIO No, no, forsooth; I dare not for my life.
+
+KATHARINA The more my wrong, the more his spite appears:
+ What, did he marry me to famish me?
+ Beggars, that come unto my father's door,
+ Upon entreaty have a present aims;
+ If not, elsewhere they meet with charity:
+ But I, who never knew how to entreat,
+ Nor never needed that I should entreat,
+ Am starved for meat, giddy for lack of sleep,
+ With oath kept waking and with brawling fed:
+ And that which spites me more than all these wants,
+ He does it under name of perfect love;
+ As who should say, if I should sleep or eat,
+ 'Twere deadly sickness or else present death.
+ I prithee go and get me some repast;
+ I care not what, so it be wholesome food.
+
+GRUMIO What say you to a neat's foot?
+
+KATHARINA 'Tis passing good: I prithee let me have it.
+
+GRUMIO I fear it is too choleric a meat.
+ How say you to a fat tripe finely broil'd?
+
+KATHARINA I like it well: good Grumio, fetch it me.
+
+GRUMIO I cannot tell; I fear 'tis choleric.
+ What say you to a piece of beef and mustard?
+
+KATHARINA A dish that I do love to feed upon.
+
+GRUMIO Ay, but the mustard is too hot a little.
+
+KATHARINA Why then, the beef, and let the mustard rest.
+
+GRUMIO Nay then, I will not: you shall have the mustard,
+ Or else you get no beef of Grumio.
+
+KATHARINA Then both, or one, or any thing thou wilt.
+
+GRUMIO Why then, the mustard without the beef.
+
+KATHARINA Go, get thee gone, thou false deluding slave,
+
+ [Beats him]
+
+ That feed'st me with the very name of meat:
+ Sorrow on thee and all the pack of you,
+ That triumph thus upon my misery!
+ Go, get thee gone, I say.
+
+ [Enter PETRUCHIO and HORTENSIO with meat]
+
+PETRUCHIO How fares my Kate? What, sweeting, all amort?
+
+HORTENSIO Mistress, what cheer?
+
+KATHARINA Faith, as cold as can be.
+
+PETRUCHIO Pluck up thy spirits; look cheerfully upon me.
+ Here love; thou see'st how diligent I am
+ To dress thy meat myself and bring it thee:
+ I am sure, sweet Kate, this kindness merits thanks.
+ What, not a word? Nay, then thou lovest it not;
+ And all my pains is sorted to no proof.
+ Here, take away this dish.
+
+KATHARINA I pray you, let it stand.
+
+PETRUCHIO The poorest service is repaid with thanks;
+ And so shall mine, before you touch the meat.
+
+KATHARINA I thank you, sir.
+
+HORTENSIO Signior Petruchio, fie! you are to blame.
+ Come, mistress Kate, I'll bear you company.
+
+PETRUCHIO [Aside] Eat it up all, Hortensio, if thou lovest me.
+ Much good do it unto thy gentle heart!
+ Kate, eat apace: and now, my honey love,
+ Will we return unto thy father's house
+ And revel it as bravely as the best,
+ With silken coats and caps and golden rings,
+ With ruffs and cuffs and fardingales and things;
+ With scarfs and fans and double change of bravery,
+ With amber bracelets, beads and all this knavery.
+ What, hast thou dined? The tailor stays thy leisure,
+ To deck thy body with his ruffling treasure.
+
+ [Enter Tailor]
+
+ Come, tailor, let us see these ornaments;
+ Lay forth the gown.
+
+ [Enter Haberdasher]
+
+ What news with you, sir?
+
+Haberdasher Here is the cap your worship did bespeak.
+
+PETRUCHIO Why, this was moulded on a porringer;
+ A velvet dish: fie, fie! 'tis lewd and filthy:
+ Why, 'tis a cockle or a walnut-shell,
+ A knack, a toy, a trick, a baby's cap:
+ Away with it! come, let me have a bigger.
+
+KATHARINA I'll have no bigger: this doth fit the time,
+ And gentlewomen wear such caps as these
+
+PETRUCHIO When you are gentle, you shall have one too,
+ And not till then.
+
+HORTENSIO [Aside] That will not be in haste.
+
+KATHARINA Why, sir, I trust I may have leave to speak;
+ And speak I will; I am no child, no babe:
+ Your betters have endured me say my mind,
+ And if you cannot, best you stop your ears.
+ My tongue will tell the anger of my heart,
+ Or else my heart concealing it will break,
+ And rather than it shall, I will be free
+ Even to the uttermost, as I please, in words.
+
+PETRUCHIO Why, thou say'st true; it is a paltry cap,
+ A custard-coffin, a bauble, a silken pie:
+ I love thee well, in that thou likest it not.
+
+KATHARINA Love me or love me not, I like the cap;
+ And it I will have, or I will have none.
+
+ [Exit Haberdasher]
+
+PETRUCHIO Thy gown? why, ay: come, tailor, let us see't.
+ O mercy, God! what masquing stuff is here?
+ What's this? a sleeve? 'tis like a demi-cannon:
+ What, up and down, carved like an apple-tart?
+ Here's snip and nip and cut and slish and slash,
+ Like to a censer in a barber's shop:
+ Why, what, i' devil's name, tailor, call'st thou this?
+
+HORTENSIO [Aside] I see she's like to have neither cap nor gown.
+
+Tailor You bid me make it orderly and well,
+ According to the fashion and the time.
+
+PETRUCHIO Marry, and did; but if you be remember'd,
+ I did not bid you mar it to the time.
+ Go, hop me over every kennel home,
+ For you shall hop without my custom, sir:
+ I'll none of it: hence! make your best of it.
+
+KATHARINA I never saw a better-fashion'd gown,
+ More quaint, more pleasing, nor more commendable:
+ Belike you mean to make a puppet of me.
+
+PETRUCHIO Why, true; he means to make a puppet of thee.
+
+Tailor She says your worship means to make
+ a puppet of her.
+
+PETRUCHIO O monstrous arrogance! Thou liest, thou thread,
+ thou thimble,
+ Thou yard, three-quarters, half-yard, quarter, nail!
+ Thou flea, thou nit, thou winter-cricket thou!
+ Braved in mine own house with a skein of thread?
+ Away, thou rag, thou quantity, thou remnant;
+ Or I shall so be-mete thee with thy yard
+ As thou shalt think on prating whilst thou livest!
+ I tell thee, I, that thou hast marr'd her gown.
+
+Tailor Your worship is deceived; the gown is made
+ Just as my master had direction:
+ Grumio gave order how it should be done.
+
+GRUMIO I gave him no order; I gave him the stuff.
+
+Tailor But how did you desire it should be made?
+
+GRUMIO Marry, sir, with needle and thread.
+
+Tailor But did you not request to have it cut?
+
+GRUMIO Thou hast faced many things.
+
+Tailor I have.
+
+GRUMIO Face not me: thou hast braved many men; brave not
+ me; I will neither be faced nor braved. I say unto
+ thee, I bid thy master cut out the gown; but I did
+ not bid him cut it to pieces: ergo, thou liest.
+
+Tailor Why, here is the note of the fashion to testify
+
+PETRUCHIO Read it.
+
+GRUMIO The note lies in's throat, if he say I said so.
+
+Tailor [Reads] 'Imprimis, a loose-bodied gown:'
+
+GRUMIO Master, if ever I said loose-bodied gown, sew me in
+ the skirts of it, and beat me to death with a bottom
+ of brown thread: I said a gown.
+
+PETRUCHIO Proceed.
+
+Tailor [Reads] 'With a small compassed cape:'
+
+GRUMIO I confess the cape.
+
+Tailor [Reads] 'With a trunk sleeve:'
+
+GRUMIO I confess two sleeves.
+
+Tailor [Reads] 'The sleeves curiously cut.'
+
+PETRUCHIO Ay, there's the villany.
+
+GRUMIO Error i' the bill, sir; error i' the bill.
+ I commanded the sleeves should be cut out and
+ sewed up again; and that I'll prove upon thee,
+ though thy little finger be armed in a thimble.
+
+Tailor This is true that I say: an I had thee
+ in place where, thou shouldst know it.
+
+GRUMIO I am for thee straight: take thou the
+ bill, give me thy mete-yard, and spare not me.
+
+HORTENSIO God-a-mercy, Grumio! then he shall have no odds.
+
+PETRUCHIO Well, sir, in brief, the gown is not for me.
+
+GRUMIO You are i' the right, sir: 'tis for my mistress.
+
+PETRUCHIO Go, take it up unto thy master's use.
+
+GRUMIO Villain, not for thy life: take up my mistress'
+ gown for thy master's use!
+
+PETRUCHIO Why, sir, what's your conceit in that?
+
+GRUMIO O, sir, the conceit is deeper than you think for:
+ Take up my mistress' gown to his master's use!
+ O, fie, fie, fie!
+
+PETRUCHIO [Aside] Hortensio, say thou wilt see the tailor paid.
+ Go take it hence; be gone, and say no more.
+
+HORTENSIO Tailor, I'll pay thee for thy gown tomorrow:
+ Take no unkindness of his hasty words:
+ Away! I say; commend me to thy master.
+
+ [Exit Tailor]
+
+PETRUCHIO Well, come, my Kate; we will unto your father's
+ Even in these honest mean habiliments:
+ Our purses shall be proud, our garments poor;
+ For 'tis the mind that makes the body rich;
+ And as the sun breaks through the darkest clouds,
+ So honour peereth in the meanest habit.
+ What is the jay more precious than the lark,
+ Because his fathers are more beautiful?
+ Or is the adder better than the eel,
+ Because his painted skin contents the eye?
+ O, no, good Kate; neither art thou the worse
+ For this poor furniture and mean array.
+ if thou account'st it shame. lay it on me;
+ And therefore frolic: we will hence forthwith,
+ To feast and sport us at thy father's house.
+ Go, call my men, and let us straight to him;
+ And bring our horses unto Long-lane end;
+ There will we mount, and thither walk on foot
+ Let's see; I think 'tis now some seven o'clock,
+ And well we may come there by dinner-time.
+
+KATHARINA I dare assure you, sir, 'tis almost two;
+ And 'twill be supper-time ere you come there.
+
+PETRUCHIO It shall be seven ere I go to horse:
+ Look, what I speak, or do, or think to do,
+ You are still crossing it. Sirs, let't alone:
+ I will not go to-day; and ere I do,
+ It shall be what o'clock I say it is.
+
+HORTENSIO [Aside] Why, so this gallant will command the sun.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Padua. Before BAPTISTA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter TRANIO, and the Pedant dressed like VINCENTIO]
+
+TRANIO Sir, this is the house: please it you that I call?
+
+Pedant Ay, what else? and but I be deceived
+ Signior Baptista may remember me,
+ Near twenty years ago, in Genoa,
+ Where we were lodgers at the Pegasus.
+
+TRANIO 'Tis well; and hold your own, in any case,
+ With such austerity as 'longeth to a father.
+
+Pedant I warrant you.
+
+ [Enter BIONDELLO]
+
+ But, sir, here comes your boy;
+ 'Twere good he were school'd.
+
+TRANIO Fear you not him. Sirrah Biondello,
+ Now do your duty throughly, I advise you:
+ Imagine 'twere the right Vincentio.
+
+BIONDELLO Tut, fear not me.
+
+TRANIO But hast thou done thy errand to Baptista?
+
+BIONDELLO I told him that your father was at Venice,
+ And that you look'd for him this day in Padua.
+
+TRANIO Thou'rt a tall fellow: hold thee that to drink.
+ Here comes Baptista: set your countenance, sir.
+
+ [Enter BAPTISTA and LUCENTIO]
+
+ Signior Baptista, you are happily met.
+
+ [To the Pedant]
+
+ Sir, this is the gentleman I told you of:
+ I pray you stand good father to me now,
+ Give me Bianca for my patrimony.
+
+Pedant Soft son!
+ Sir, by your leave: having come to Padua
+ To gather in some debts, my son Lucentio
+ Made me acquainted with a weighty cause
+ Of love between your daughter and himself:
+ And, for the good report I hear of you
+ And for the love he beareth to your daughter
+ And she to him, to stay him not too long,
+ I am content, in a good father's care,
+ To have him match'd; and if you please to like
+ No worse than I, upon some agreement
+ Me shall you find ready and willing
+ With one consent to have her so bestow'd;
+ For curious I cannot be with you,
+ Signior Baptista, of whom I hear so well.
+
+BAPTISTA Sir, pardon me in what I have to say:
+ Your plainness and your shortness please me well.
+ Right true it is, your son Lucentio here
+ Doth love my daughter and she loveth him,
+ Or both dissemble deeply their affections:
+ And therefore, if you say no more than this,
+ That like a father you will deal with him
+ And pass my daughter a sufficient dower,
+ The match is made, and all is done:
+ Your son shall have my daughter with consent.
+
+TRANIO I thank you, sir. Where then do you know best
+ We be affied and such assurance ta'en
+ As shall with either part's agreement stand?
+
+BAPTISTA Not in my house, Lucentio; for, you know,
+ Pitchers have ears, and I have many servants:
+ Besides, old Gremio is hearkening still;
+ And happily we might be interrupted.
+
+TRANIO Then at my lodging, an it like you:
+ There doth my father lie; and there, this night,
+ We'll pass the business privately and well.
+ Send for your daughter by your servant here:
+ My boy shall fetch the scrivener presently.
+ The worst is this, that, at so slender warning,
+ You are like to have a thin and slender pittance.
+
+BAPTISTA It likes me well. Biondello, hie you home,
+ And bid Bianca make her ready straight;
+ And, if you will, tell what hath happened,
+ Lucentio's father is arrived in Padua,
+ And how she's like to be Lucentio's wife.
+
+BIONDELLO I pray the gods she may with all my heart!
+
+TRANIO Dally not with the gods, but get thee gone.
+
+ [Exit BIONDELLO]
+
+ Signior Baptista, shall I lead the way?
+ Welcome! one mess is like to be your cheer:
+ Come, sir; we will better it in Pisa.
+
+BAPTISTA I follow you.
+
+ [Exeunt TRANIO, Pedant, and BAPTISTA]
+
+ [Re-enter BIONDELLO]
+
+BIONDELLO Cambio!
+
+LUCENTIO What sayest thou, Biondello?
+
+BIONDELLO You saw my master wink and laugh upon you?
+
+LUCENTIO Biondello, what of that?
+
+BIONDELLO Faith, nothing; but has left me here behind, to
+ expound the meaning or moral of his signs and tokens.
+
+LUCENTIO I pray thee, moralize them.
+
+BIONDELLO Then thus. Baptista is safe, talking with the
+ deceiving father of a deceitful son.
+
+LUCENTIO And what of him?
+
+BIONDELLO His daughter is to be brought by you to the supper.
+
+LUCENTIO And then?
+
+BIONDELLO The old priest of Saint Luke's church is at your
+ command at all hours.
+
+LUCENTIO And what of all this?
+
+BIONDELLO I cannot tell; expect they are busied about a
+ counterfeit assurance: take you assurance of her,
+ 'cum privilegio ad imprimendum solum:' to the
+ church; take the priest, clerk, and some sufficient
+ honest witnesses: If this be not that you look for,
+ I have no more to say, But bid Bianca farewell for
+ ever and a day.
+
+LUCENTIO Hearest thou, Biondello?
+
+BIONDELLO I cannot tarry: I knew a wench married in an
+ afternoon as she went to the garden for parsley to
+ stuff a rabbit; and so may you, sir: and so, adieu,
+ sir. My master hath appointed me to go to Saint
+ Luke's, to bid the priest be ready to come against
+ you come with your appendix.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LUCENTIO I may, and will, if she be so contented:
+ She will be pleased; then wherefore should I doubt?
+ Hap what hap may, I'll roundly go about her:
+ It shall go hard if Cambio go without her.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V A public road.
+
+
+ [Enter PETRUCHIO, KATHARINA, HORTENSIO, and Servants]
+
+PETRUCHIO Come on, i' God's name; once more toward our father's.
+ Good Lord, how bright and goodly shines the moon!
+
+KATHARINA The moon! the sun: it is not moonlight now.
+
+PETRUCHIO I say it is the moon that shines so bright.
+
+KATHARINA I know it is the sun that shines so bright.
+
+PETRUCHIO Now, by my mother's son, and that's myself,
+ It shall be moon, or star, or what I list,
+ Or ere I journey to your father's house.
+ Go on, and fetch our horses back again.
+ Evermore cross'd and cross'd; nothing but cross'd!
+
+HORTENSIO Say as he says, or we shall never go.
+
+KATHARINA Forward, I pray, since we have come so far,
+ And be it moon, or sun, or what you please:
+ An if you please to call it a rush-candle,
+ Henceforth I vow it shall be so for me.
+
+PETRUCHIO I say it is the moon.
+
+KATHARINA I know it is the moon.
+
+PETRUCHIO Nay, then you lie: it is the blessed sun.
+
+KATHARINA Then, God be bless'd, it is the blessed sun:
+ But sun it is not, when you say it is not;
+ And the moon changes even as your mind.
+ What you will have it named, even that it is;
+ And so it shall be so for Katharina.
+
+HORTENSIO Petruchio, go thy ways; the field is won.
+
+PETRUCHIO Well, forward, forward! thus the bowl should run,
+ And not unluckily against the bias.
+ But, soft! company is coming here.
+
+ [Enter VINCENTIO]
+
+ [To VINCENTIO]
+
+ Good morrow, gentle mistress: where away?
+ Tell me, sweet Kate, and tell me truly too,
+ Hast thou beheld a fresher gentlewoman?
+ Such war of white and red within her cheeks!
+ What stars do spangle heaven with such beauty,
+ As those two eyes become that heavenly face?
+ Fair lovely maid, once more good day to thee.
+ Sweet Kate, embrace her for her beauty's sake.
+
+HORTENSIO A' will make the man mad, to make a woman of him.
+
+KATHARINA Young budding virgin, fair and fresh and sweet,
+ Whither away, or where is thy abode?
+ Happy the parents of so fair a child;
+ Happier the man, whom favourable stars
+ Allot thee for his lovely bed-fellow!
+
+PETRUCHIO Why, how now, Kate! I hope thou art not mad:
+ This is a man, old, wrinkled, faded, wither'd,
+ And not a maiden, as thou say'st he is.
+
+KATHARINA Pardon, old father, my mistaking eyes,
+ That have been so bedazzled with the sun
+ That everything I look on seemeth green:
+ Now I perceive thou art a reverend father;
+ Pardon, I pray thee, for my mad mistaking.
+
+PETRUCHIO Do, good old grandsire; and withal make known
+ Which way thou travellest: if along with us,
+ We shall be joyful of thy company.
+
+VINCENTIO Fair sir, and you my merry mistress,
+ That with your strange encounter much amazed me,
+ My name is call'd Vincentio; my dwelling Pisa;
+ And bound I am to Padua; there to visit
+ A son of mine, which long I have not seen.
+
+PETRUCHIO What is his name?
+
+VINCENTIO Lucentio, gentle sir.
+
+PETRUCHIO Happily we met; the happier for thy son.
+ And now by law, as well as reverend age,
+ I may entitle thee my loving father:
+ The sister to my wife, this gentlewoman,
+ Thy son by this hath married. Wonder not,
+ Nor be grieved: she is of good esteem,
+ Her dowery wealthy, and of worthy birth;
+ Beside, so qualified as may beseem
+ The spouse of any noble gentleman.
+ Let me embrace with old Vincentio,
+ And wander we to see thy honest son,
+ Who will of thy arrival be full joyous.
+
+VINCENTIO But is it true? or else is it your pleasure,
+ Like pleasant travellers, to break a jest
+ Upon the company you overtake?
+
+HORTENSIO I do assure thee, father, so it is.
+
+PETRUCHIO Come, go along, and see the truth hereof;
+ For our first merriment hath made thee jealous.
+
+ [Exeunt all but HORTENSIO]
+
+HORTENSIO Well, Petruchio, this has put me in heart.
+ Have to my widow! and if she be froward,
+ Then hast thou taught Hortensio to be untoward.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Padua. Before LUCENTIO'S house.
+
+
+ [GREMIO discovered. Enter behind BIONDELLO,
+ LUCENTIO, and BIANCA]
+
+BIONDELLO Softly and swiftly, sir; for the priest is ready.
+
+LUCENTIO I fly, Biondello: but they may chance to need thee
+ at home; therefore leave us.
+
+BIONDELLO Nay, faith, I'll see the church o' your back; and
+ then come back to my master's as soon as I can.
+
+ [Exeunt LUCENTIO, BIANCA, and BIONDELLO]
+
+GREMIO I marvel Cambio comes not all this while.
+
+ [Enter PETRUCHIO, KATHARINA, VINCENTIO, GRUMIO,
+ with Attendants]
+
+PETRUCHIO Sir, here's the door, this is Lucentio's house:
+ My father's bears more toward the market-place;
+ Thither must I, and here I leave you, sir.
+
+VINCENTIO You shall not choose but drink before you go:
+ I think I shall command your welcome here,
+ And, by all likelihood, some cheer is toward.
+
+ [Knocks]
+
+GREMIO They're busy within; you were best knock louder.
+
+ [Pedant looks out of the window]
+
+Pedant What's he that knocks as he would beat down the gate?
+
+VINCENTIO Is Signior Lucentio within, sir?
+
+Pedant He's within, sir, but not to be spoken withal.
+
+VINCENTIO What if a man bring him a hundred pound or two, to
+ make merry withal?
+
+Pedant Keep your hundred pounds to yourself: he shall
+ need none, so long as I live.
+
+PETRUCHIO Nay, I told you your son was well beloved in Padua.
+ Do you hear, sir? To leave frivolous circumstances,
+ I pray you, tell Signior Lucentio that his father is
+ come from Pisa, and is here at the door to speak with him.
+
+Pedant Thou liest: his father is come from Padua and here
+ looking out at the window.
+
+VINCENTIO Art thou his father?
+
+Pedant Ay, sir; so his mother says, if I may believe her.
+
+PETRUCHIO [To VINCENTIO] Why, how now, gentleman! why, this
+ is flat knavery, to take upon you another man's name.
+
+Pedant Lay hands on the villain: I believe a' means to
+ cozen somebody in this city under my countenance.
+
+ [Re-enter BIONDELLO]
+
+BIONDELLO I have seen them in the church together: God send
+ 'em good shipping! But who is here? mine old
+ master Vincentio! now we are undone and brought to nothing.
+
+VINCENTIO [Seeing BIONDELLO]
+
+ Come hither, crack-hemp.
+
+BIONDELLO Hope I may choose, sir.
+
+VINCENTIO Come hither, you rogue. What, have you forgot me?
+
+BIONDELLO Forgot you! no, sir: I could not forget you, for I
+ never saw you before in all my life.
+
+VINCENTIO What, you notorious villain, didst thou never see
+ thy master's father, Vincentio?
+
+BIONDELLO What, my old worshipful old master? yes, marry, sir:
+ see where he looks out of the window.
+
+VINCENTIO Is't so, indeed.
+
+ [Beats BIONDELLO]
+
+BIONDELLO Help, help, help! here's a madman will murder me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Pedant Help, son! help, Signior Baptista!
+
+ [Exit from above]
+
+PETRUCHIO Prithee, Kate, let's stand aside and see the end of
+ this controversy.
+
+ [They retire]
+
+ [Re-enter Pedant below; TRANIO, BAPTISTA, and Servants]
+
+TRANIO Sir, what are you that offer to beat my servant?
+
+VINCENTIO What am I, sir! nay, what are you, sir? O immortal
+ gods! O fine villain! A silken doublet! a velvet
+ hose! a scarlet cloak! and a copatain hat! O, I
+ am undone! I am undone! while I play the good
+ husband at home, my son and my servant spend all at
+ the university.
+
+TRANIO How now! what's the matter?
+
+BAPTISTA What, is the man lunatic?
+
+TRANIO Sir, you seem a sober ancient gentleman by your
+ habit, but your words show you a madman. Why, sir,
+ what 'cerns it you if I wear pearl and gold? I
+ thank my good father, I am able to maintain it.
+
+VINCENTIO Thy father! O villain! he is a sailmaker in Bergamo.
+
+BAPTISTA You mistake, sir, you mistake, sir. Pray, what do
+ you think is his name?
+
+VINCENTIO His name! as if I knew not his name: I have brought
+ him up ever since he was three years old, and his
+ name is Tranio.
+
+Pedant Away, away, mad ass! his name is Lucentio and he is
+ mine only son, and heir to the lands of me, Signior Vincentio.
+
+VINCENTIO Lucentio! O, he hath murdered his master! Lay hold
+ on him, I charge you, in the duke's name. O, my
+ son, my son! Tell me, thou villain, where is my son Lucentio?
+
+TRANIO Call forth an officer.
+
+ [Enter one with an Officer]
+
+ Carry this mad knave to the gaol. Father Baptista,
+ I charge you see that he be forthcoming.
+
+VINCENTIO Carry me to the gaol!
+
+GREMIO Stay, officer: he shall not go to prison.
+
+BAPTISTA Talk not, Signior Gremio: I say he shall go to prison.
+
+GREMIO Take heed, Signior Baptista, lest you be
+ cony-catched in this business: I dare swear this
+ is the right Vincentio.
+
+Pedant Swear, if thou darest.
+
+GREMIO Nay, I dare not swear it.
+
+TRANIO Then thou wert best say that I am not Lucentio.
+
+GREMIO Yes, I know thee to be Signior Lucentio.
+
+BAPTISTA Away with the dotard! to the gaol with him!
+
+VINCENTIO Thus strangers may be hailed and abused: O
+ monstrous villain!
+
+ [Re-enter BIONDELLO, with LUCENTIO and BIANCA]
+
+BIONDELLO O! we are spoiled and--yonder he is: deny him,
+ forswear him, or else we are all undone.
+
+LUCENTIO [Kneeling] Pardon, sweet father.
+
+VINCENTIO Lives my sweet son?
+
+ [Exeunt BIONDELLO, TRANIO, and Pedant, as fast
+ as may be]
+
+BIANCA Pardon, dear father.
+
+BAPTISTA How hast thou offended?
+ Where is Lucentio?
+
+LUCENTIO Here's Lucentio,
+ Right son to the right Vincentio;
+ That have by marriage made thy daughter mine,
+ While counterfeit supposes bleared thine eyne.
+
+GREMIO Here's packing, with a witness to deceive us all!
+
+VINCENTIO Where is that damned villain Tranio,
+ That faced and braved me in this matter so?
+
+BAPTISTA Why, tell me, is not this my Cambio?
+
+BIANCA Cambio is changed into Lucentio.
+
+LUCENTIO Love wrought these miracles. Bianca's love
+ Made me exchange my state with Tranio,
+ While he did bear my countenance in the town;
+ And happily I have arrived at the last
+ Unto the wished haven of my bliss.
+ What Tranio did, myself enforced him to;
+ Then pardon him, sweet father, for my sake.
+
+VINCENTIO I'll slit the villain's nose, that would have sent
+ me to the gaol.
+
+BAPTISTA But do you hear, sir? have you married my daughter
+ without asking my good will?
+
+VINCENTIO Fear not, Baptista; we will content you, go to: but
+ I will in, to be revenged for this villany.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BAPTISTA And I, to sound the depth of this knavery.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LUCENTIO Look not pale, Bianca; thy father will not frown.
+
+ [Exeunt LUCENTIO and BIANCA]
+
+GREMIO My cake is dough; but I'll in among the rest,
+ Out of hope of all, but my share of the feast.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KATHARINA Husband, let's follow, to see the end of this ado.
+
+PETRUCHIO First kiss me, Kate, and we will.
+
+KATHARINA What, in the midst of the street?
+
+PETRUCHIO What, art thou ashamed of me?
+
+KATHARINA No, sir, God forbid; but ashamed to kiss.
+
+PETRUCHIO Why, then let's home again. Come, sirrah, let's away.
+
+KATHARINA Nay, I will give thee a kiss: now pray thee, love, stay.
+
+PETRUCHIO Is not this well? Come, my sweet Kate:
+ Better once than never, for never too late.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Padua. LUCENTIO'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter BAPTISTA, VINCENTIO, GREMIO, the Pedant,
+ LUCENTIO, BIANCA, PETRUCHIO, KATHARINA, HORTENSIO,
+ and Widow, TRANIO, BIONDELLO, and GRUMIO the
+ Serving-men with Tranio bringing in a banquet]
+
+LUCENTIO At last, though long, our jarring notes agree:
+ And time it is, when raging war is done,
+ To smile at scapes and perils overblown.
+ My fair Bianca, bid my father welcome,
+ While I with self-same kindness welcome thine.
+ Brother Petruchio, sister Katharina,
+ And thou, Hortensio, with thy loving widow,
+ Feast with the best, and welcome to my house:
+ My banquet is to close our stomachs up,
+ After our great good cheer. Pray you, sit down;
+ For now we sit to chat as well as eat.
+
+PETRUCHIO Nothing but sit and sit, and eat and eat!
+
+BAPTISTA Padua affords this kindness, son Petruchio.
+
+PETRUCHIO Padua affords nothing but what is kind.
+
+HORTENSIO For both our sakes, I would that word were true.
+
+PETRUCHIO Now, for my life, Hortensio fears his widow.
+
+Widow Then never trust me, if I be afeard.
+
+PETRUCHIO You are very sensible, and yet you miss my sense:
+ I mean, Hortensio is afeard of you.
+
+Widow He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.
+
+PETRUCHIO Roundly replied.
+
+KATHARINA Mistress, how mean you that?
+
+Widow Thus I conceive by him.
+
+PETRUCHIO Conceives by me! How likes Hortensio that?
+
+HORTENSIO My widow says, thus she conceives her tale.
+
+PETRUCHIO Very well mended. Kiss him for that, good widow.
+
+KATHARINA 'He that is giddy thinks the world turns round:'
+ I pray you, tell me what you meant by that.
+
+Widow Your husband, being troubled with a shrew,
+ Measures my husband's sorrow by his woe:
+ And now you know my meaning,
+
+KATHARINA A very mean meaning.
+
+Widow Right, I mean you.
+
+KATHARINA And I am mean indeed, respecting you.
+
+PETRUCHIO To her, Kate!
+
+HORTENSIO To her, widow!
+
+PETRUCHIO A hundred marks, my Kate does put her down.
+
+HORTENSIO That's my office.
+
+PETRUCHIO Spoke like an officer; ha' to thee, lad!
+
+ [Drinks to HORTENSIO]
+
+BAPTISTA How likes Gremio these quick-witted folks?
+
+GREMIO Believe me, sir, they butt together well.
+
+BIANCA Head, and butt! an hasty-witted body
+ Would say your head and butt were head and horn.
+
+VINCENTIO Ay, mistress bride, hath that awaken'd you?
+
+BIANCA Ay, but not frighted me; therefore I'll sleep again.
+
+PETRUCHIO Nay, that you shall not: since you have begun,
+ Have at you for a bitter jest or two!
+
+BIANCA Am I your bird? I mean to shift my bush;
+ And then pursue me as you draw your bow.
+ You are welcome all.
+
+ [Exeunt BIANCA, KATHARINA, and Widow]
+
+PETRUCHIO She hath prevented me. Here, Signior Tranio.
+ This bird you aim'd at, though you hit her not;
+ Therefore a health to all that shot and miss'd.
+
+TRANIO O, sir, Lucentio slipp'd me like his greyhound,
+ Which runs himself and catches for his master.
+
+PETRUCHIO A good swift simile, but something currish.
+
+TRANIO 'Tis well, sir, that you hunted for yourself:
+ 'Tis thought your deer does hold you at a bay.
+
+BAPTISTA O ho, Petruchio! Tranio hits you now.
+
+LUCENTIO I thank thee for that gird, good Tranio.
+
+HORTENSIO Confess, confess, hath he not hit you here?
+
+PETRUCHIO A' has a little gall'd me, I confess;
+ And, as the jest did glance away from me,
+ 'Tis ten to one it maim'd you two outright.
+
+BAPTISTA Now, in good sadness, son Petruchio,
+ I think thou hast the veriest shrew of all.
+
+PETRUCHIO Well, I say no: and therefore for assurance
+ Let's each one send unto his wife;
+ And he whose wife is most obedient
+ To come at first when he doth send for her,
+ Shall win the wager which we will propose.
+
+HORTENSIO Content. What is the wager?
+
+LUCENTIO Twenty crowns.
+
+PETRUCHIO Twenty crowns!
+ I'll venture so much of my hawk or hound,
+ But twenty times so much upon my wife.
+
+LUCENTIO A hundred then.
+
+HORTENSIO Content.
+
+PETRUCHIO A match! 'tis done.
+
+HORTENSIO Who shall begin?
+
+LUCENTIO That will I.
+ Go, Biondello, bid your mistress come to me.
+
+BIONDELLO I go.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BAPTISTA Son, I'll be your half, Bianca comes.
+
+LUCENTIO I'll have no halves; I'll bear it all myself.
+
+ [Re-enter BIONDELLO]
+
+ How now! what news?
+
+BIONDELLO Sir, my mistress sends you word
+ That she is busy and she cannot come.
+
+PETRUCHIO How! she is busy and she cannot come!
+ Is that an answer?
+
+GREMIO Ay, and a kind one too:
+ Pray God, sir, your wife send you not a worse.
+
+PETRUCHIO I hope better.
+
+HORTENSIO Sirrah Biondello, go and entreat my wife
+ To come to me forthwith.
+
+ [Exit BIONDELLO]
+
+PETRUCHIO O, ho! entreat her!
+ Nay, then she must needs come.
+
+HORTENSIO I am afraid, sir,
+ Do what you can, yours will not be entreated.
+
+ [Re-enter BIONDELLO]
+
+ Now, where's my wife?
+
+BIONDELLO She says you have some goodly jest in hand:
+ She will not come: she bids you come to her.
+
+PETRUCHIO Worse and worse; she will not come! O vile,
+ Intolerable, not to be endured!
+ Sirrah Grumio, go to your mistress;
+ Say, I command her to come to me.
+
+ [Exit GRUMIO]
+
+HORTENSIO I know her answer.
+
+PETRUCHIO What?
+
+HORTENSIO She will not.
+
+PETRUCHIO The fouler fortune mine, and there an end.
+
+BAPTISTA Now, by my holidame, here comes Katharina!
+
+ [Re-enter KATARINA]
+
+KATHARINA What is your will, sir, that you send for me?
+
+PETRUCHIO Where is your sister, and Hortensio's wife?
+
+KATHARINA They sit conferring by the parlor fire.
+
+PETRUCHIO Go fetch them hither: if they deny to come.
+ Swinge me them soundly forth unto their husbands:
+ Away, I say, and bring them hither straight.
+
+ [Exit KATHARINA]
+
+LUCENTIO Here is a wonder, if you talk of a wonder.
+
+HORTENSIO And so it is: I wonder what it bodes.
+
+PETRUCHIO Marry, peace it bodes, and love and quiet life,
+ And awful rule and right supremacy;
+ And, to be short, what not, that's sweet and happy?
+
+BAPTISTA Now, fair befal thee, good Petruchio!
+ The wager thou hast won; and I will add
+ Unto their losses twenty thousand crowns;
+ Another dowry to another daughter,
+ For she is changed, as she had never been.
+
+PETRUCHIO Nay, I will win my wager better yet
+ And show more sign of her obedience,
+ Her new-built virtue and obedience.
+ See where she comes and brings your froward wives
+ As prisoners to her womanly persuasion.
+
+ [Re-enter KATHARINA, with BIANCA and Widow]
+
+ Katharina, that cap of yours becomes you not:
+ Off with that bauble, throw it under-foot.
+
+Widow Lord, let me never have a cause to sigh,
+ Till I be brought to such a silly pass!
+
+BIANCA Fie! what a foolish duty call you this?
+
+LUCENTIO I would your duty were as foolish too:
+ The wisdom of your duty, fair Bianca,
+ Hath cost me an hundred crowns since supper-time.
+
+BIANCA The more fool you, for laying on my duty.
+
+PETRUCHIO Katharina, I charge thee, tell these headstrong women
+ What duty they do owe their lords and husbands.
+
+Widow Come, come, you're mocking: we will have no telling.
+
+PETRUCHIO Come on, I say; and first begin with her.
+
+Widow She shall not.
+
+PETRUCHIO I say she shall: and first begin with her.
+
+KATHARINA Fie, fie! unknit that threatening unkind brow,
+ And dart not scornful glances from those eyes,
+ To wound thy lord, thy king, thy governor:
+ It blots thy beauty as frosts do bite the meads,
+ Confounds thy fame as whirlwinds shake fair buds,
+ And in no sense is meet or amiable.
+ A woman moved is like a fountain troubled,
+ Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty;
+ And while it is so, none so dry or thirsty
+ Will deign to sip or touch one drop of it.
+ Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper,
+ Thy head, thy sovereign; one that cares for thee,
+ And for thy maintenance commits his body
+ To painful labour both by sea and land,
+ To watch the night in storms, the day in cold,
+ Whilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe;
+ And craves no other tribute at thy hands
+ But love, fair looks and true obedience;
+ Too little payment for so great a debt.
+ Such duty as the subject owes the prince
+ Even such a woman oweth to her husband;
+ And when she is froward, peevish, sullen, sour,
+ And not obedient to his honest will,
+ What is she but a foul contending rebel
+ And graceless traitor to her loving lord?
+ I am ashamed that women are so simple
+ To offer war where they should kneel for peace;
+ Or seek for rule, supremacy and sway,
+ When they are bound to serve, love and obey.
+ Why are our bodies soft and weak and smooth,
+ Unapt to toil and trouble in the world,
+ But that our soft conditions and our hearts
+ Should well agree with our external parts?
+ Come, come, you froward and unable worms!
+ My mind hath been as big as one of yours,
+ My heart as great, my reason haply more,
+ To bandy word for word and frown for frown;
+ But now I see our lances are but straws,
+ Our strength as weak, our weakness past compare,
+ That seeming to be most which we indeed least are.
+ Then vail your stomachs, for it is no boot,
+ And place your hands below your husband's foot:
+ In token of which duty, if he please,
+ My hand is ready; may it do him ease.
+
+PETRUCHIO Why, there's a wench! Come on, and kiss me, Kate.
+
+LUCENTIO Well, go thy ways, old lad; for thou shalt ha't.
+
+VINCENTIO 'Tis a good hearing when children are toward.
+
+LUCENTIO But a harsh hearing when women are froward.
+
+PETRUCHIO Come, Kate, we'll to bed.
+ We three are married, but you two are sped.
+
+ [To LUCENTIO]
+
+ 'Twas I won the wager, though you hit the white;
+ And, being a winner, God give you good night!
+
+ [Exeunt PETRUCHIO and KATHARINA]
+
+HORTENSIO Now, go thy ways; thou hast tamed a curst shrew.
+
+LUCENTIO 'Tis a wonder, by your leave, she will be tamed so.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ THE TEMPEST
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+ALONSO King of Naples.
+
+SEBASTIAN his brother.
+
+PROSPERO the right Duke of Milan.
+
+ANTONIO his brother, the usurping Duke of Milan.
+
+FERDINAND son to the King of Naples.
+
+GONZALO an honest old Counsellor.
+
+
+ADRIAN |
+ | Lords.
+FRANCISCO |
+
+
+CALIBAN a savage and deformed Slave.
+
+TRINCULO a Jester.
+
+STEPHANO a drunken Butler.
+
+ Master of a Ship. (Master:)
+
+ Boatswain. (Boatswain:)
+
+ Mariners. (Mariners:)
+
+MIRANDA daughter to Prospero.
+
+ARIEL an airy Spirit.
+
+
+IRIS |
+ |
+CERES |
+ |
+JUNO | presented by Spirits.
+ |
+Nymphs |
+ |
+Reapers |
+
+
+ Other Spirits attending on Prospero.
+
+
+SCENE A ship at Sea: an island.
+
+
+
+
+ THE TEMPEST
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I On a ship at sea: a tempestuous noise
+ of thunder and lightning heard.
+
+
+ [Enter a Master and a Boatswain]
+
+Master Boatswain!
+
+Boatswain Here, master: what cheer?
+
+Master Good, speak to the mariners: fall to't, yarely,
+ or we run ourselves aground: bestir, bestir.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter Mariners]
+
+Boatswain Heigh, my hearts! cheerly, cheerly, my hearts!
+ yare, yare! Take in the topsail. Tend to the
+ master's whistle. Blow, till thou burst thy wind,
+ if room enough!
+
+ [Enter ALONSO, SEBASTIAN, ANTONIO, FERDINAND,
+ GONZALO, and others]
+
+ALONSO Good boatswain, have care. Where's the master?
+ Play the men.
+
+Boatswain I pray now, keep below.
+
+ANTONIO Where is the master, boatswain?
+
+Boatswain Do you not hear him? You mar our labour: keep your
+ cabins: you do assist the storm.
+
+GONZALO Nay, good, be patient.
+
+Boatswain When the sea is. Hence! What cares these roarers
+ for the name of king? To cabin: silence! trouble us not.
+
+GONZALO Good, yet remember whom thou hast aboard.
+
+Boatswain None that I more love than myself. You are a
+ counsellor; if you can command these elements to
+ silence, and work the peace of the present, we will
+ not hand a rope more; use your authority: if you
+ cannot, give thanks you have lived so long, and make
+ yourself ready in your cabin for the mischance of
+ the hour, if it so hap. Cheerly, good hearts! Out
+ of our way, I say.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+GONZALO I have great comfort from this fellow: methinks he
+ hath no drowning mark upon him; his complexion is
+ perfect gallows. Stand fast, good Fate, to his
+ hanging: make the rope of his destiny our cable,
+ for our own doth little advantage. If he be not
+ born to be hanged, our case is miserable.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Re-enter Boatswain]
+
+Boatswain Down with the topmast! yare! lower, lower! Bring
+ her to try with main-course.
+
+ [A cry within]
+
+ A plague upon this howling! they are louder than
+ the weather or our office.
+
+ [Re-enter SEBASTIAN, ANTONIO, and GONZALO]
+
+ Yet again! what do you here? Shall we give o'er
+ and drown? Have you a mind to sink?
+
+SEBASTIAN A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous,
+ incharitable dog!
+
+Boatswain Work you then.
+
+ANTONIO Hang, cur! hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!
+ We are less afraid to be drowned than thou art.
+
+GONZALO I'll warrant him for drowning; though the ship were
+ no stronger than a nutshell and as leaky as an
+ unstanched wench.
+
+Boatswain Lay her a-hold, a-hold! set her two courses off to
+ sea again; lay her off.
+
+ [Enter Mariners wet]
+
+Mariners All lost! to prayers, to prayers! all lost!
+
+Boatswain What, must our mouths be cold?
+
+GONZALO The king and prince at prayers! let's assist them,
+ For our case is as theirs.
+
+SEBASTIAN I'm out of patience.
+
+ANTONIO We are merely cheated of our lives by drunkards:
+ This wide-chapp'd rascal--would thou mightst lie drowning
+ The washing of ten tides!
+
+GONZALO He'll be hang'd yet,
+ Though every drop of water swear against it
+ And gape at widest to glut him.
+
+ [A confused noise within: 'Mercy on us!'--
+ 'We split, we split!'--'Farewell, my wife and
+ children!'--
+ 'Farewell, brother!'--'We split, we split, we split!']
+
+ANTONIO Let's all sink with the king.
+
+SEBASTIAN Let's take leave of him.
+
+ [Exeunt ANTONIO and SEBASTIAN]
+
+GONZALO Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an
+ acre of barren ground, long heath, brown furze, any
+ thing. The wills above be done! but I would fain
+ die a dry death.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TEMPEST
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The island. Before PROSPERO'S cell.
+
+
+ [Enter PROSPERO and MIRANDA]
+
+MIRANDA If by your art, my dearest father, you have
+ Put the wild waters in this roar, allay them.
+ The sky, it seems, would pour down stinking pitch,
+ But that the sea, mounting to the welkin's cheek,
+ Dashes the fire out. O, I have suffered
+ With those that I saw suffer: a brave vessel,
+ Who had, no doubt, some noble creature in her,
+ Dash'd all to pieces. O, the cry did knock
+ Against my very heart. Poor souls, they perish'd.
+ Had I been any god of power, I would
+ Have sunk the sea within the earth or ere
+ It should the good ship so have swallow'd and
+ The fraughting souls within her.
+
+PROSPERO Be collected:
+ No more amazement: tell your piteous heart
+ There's no harm done.
+
+MIRANDA O, woe the day!
+
+PROSPERO No harm.
+ I have done nothing but in care of thee,
+ Of thee, my dear one, thee, my daughter, who
+ Art ignorant of what thou art, nought knowing
+ Of whence I am, nor that I am more better
+ Than Prospero, master of a full poor cell,
+ And thy no greater father.
+
+MIRANDA More to know
+ Did never meddle with my thoughts.
+
+PROSPERO 'Tis time
+ I should inform thee farther. Lend thy hand,
+ And pluck my magic garment from me. So:
+
+ [Lays down his mantle]
+
+ Lie there, my art. Wipe thou thine eyes; have comfort.
+ The direful spectacle of the wreck, which touch'd
+ The very virtue of compassion in thee,
+ I have with such provision in mine art
+ So safely ordered that there is no soul--
+ No, not so much perdition as an hair
+ Betid to any creature in the vessel
+ Which thou heard'st cry, which thou saw'st sink. Sit down;
+ For thou must now know farther.
+
+MIRANDA You have often
+ Begun to tell me what I am, but stopp'd
+ And left me to a bootless inquisition,
+ Concluding 'Stay: not yet.'
+
+PROSPERO The hour's now come;
+ The very minute bids thee ope thine ear;
+ Obey and be attentive. Canst thou remember
+ A time before we came unto this cell?
+ I do not think thou canst, for then thou wast not
+ Out three years old.
+
+MIRANDA Certainly, sir, I can.
+
+PROSPERO By what? by any other house or person?
+ Of any thing the image tell me that
+ Hath kept with thy remembrance.
+
+MIRANDA 'Tis far off
+ And rather like a dream than an assurance
+ That my remembrance warrants. Had I not
+ Four or five women once that tended me?
+
+PROSPERO Thou hadst, and more, Miranda. But how is it
+ That this lives in thy mind? What seest thou else
+ In the dark backward and abysm of time?
+ If thou remember'st aught ere thou camest here,
+ How thou camest here thou mayst.
+
+MIRANDA But that I do not.
+
+PROSPERO Twelve year since, Miranda, twelve year since,
+ Thy father was the Duke of Milan and
+ A prince of power.
+
+MIRANDA Sir, are not you my father?
+
+PROSPERO Thy mother was a piece of virtue, and
+ She said thou wast my daughter; and thy father
+ Was Duke of Milan; and thou his only heir
+ And princess no worse issued.
+
+MIRANDA O the heavens!
+ What foul play had we, that we came from thence?
+ Or blessed was't we did?
+
+PROSPERO Both, both, my girl:
+ By foul play, as thou say'st, were we heaved thence,
+ But blessedly holp hither.
+
+MIRANDA O, my heart bleeds
+ To think o' the teen that I have turn'd you to,
+ Which is from my remembrance! Please you, farther.
+
+PROSPERO My brother and thy uncle, call'd Antonio--
+ I pray thee, mark me--that a brother should
+ Be so perfidious!--he whom next thyself
+ Of all the world I loved and to him put
+ The manage of my state; as at that time
+ Through all the signories it was the first
+ And Prospero the prime duke, being so reputed
+ In dignity, and for the liberal arts
+ Without a parallel; those being all my study,
+ The government I cast upon my brother
+ And to my state grew stranger, being transported
+ And rapt in secret studies. Thy false uncle--
+ Dost thou attend me?
+
+MIRANDA Sir, most heedfully.
+
+PROSPERO Being once perfected how to grant suits,
+ How to deny them, who to advance and who
+ To trash for over-topping, new created
+ The creatures that were mine, I say, or changed 'em,
+ Or else new form'd 'em; having both the key
+ Of officer and office, set all hearts i' the state
+ To what tune pleased his ear; that now he was
+ The ivy which had hid my princely trunk,
+ And suck'd my verdure out on't. Thou attend'st not.
+
+MIRANDA O, good sir, I do.
+
+PROSPERO I pray thee, mark me.
+ I, thus neglecting worldly ends, all dedicated
+ To closeness and the bettering of my mind
+ With that which, but by being so retired,
+ O'er-prized all popular rate, in my false brother
+ Awaked an evil nature; and my trust,
+ Like a good parent, did beget of him
+ A falsehood in its contrary as great
+ As my trust was; which had indeed no limit,
+ A confidence sans bound. He being thus lorded,
+ Not only with what my revenue yielded,
+ But what my power might else exact, like one
+ Who having into truth, by telling of it,
+ Made such a sinner of his memory,
+ To credit his own lie, he did believe
+ He was indeed the duke; out o' the substitution
+ And executing the outward face of royalty,
+ With all prerogative: hence his ambition growing--
+ Dost thou hear?
+
+MIRANDA Your tale, sir, would cure deafness.
+
+PROSPERO To have no screen between this part he play'd
+ And him he play'd it for, he needs will be
+ Absolute Milan. Me, poor man, my library
+ Was dukedom large enough: of temporal royalties
+ He thinks me now incapable; confederates--
+ So dry he was for sway--wi' the King of Naples
+ To give him annual tribute, do him homage,
+ Subject his coronet to his crown and bend
+ The dukedom yet unbow'd--alas, poor Milan!--
+ To most ignoble stooping.
+
+MIRANDA O the heavens!
+
+PROSPERO Mark his condition and the event; then tell me
+ If this might be a brother.
+
+MIRANDA I should sin
+ To think but nobly of my grandmother:
+ Good wombs have borne bad sons.
+
+PROSPERO Now the condition.
+ The King of Naples, being an enemy
+ To me inveterate, hearkens my brother's suit;
+ Which was, that he, in lieu o' the premises
+ Of homage and I know not how much tribute,
+ Should presently extirpate me and mine
+ Out of the dukedom and confer fair Milan
+ With all the honours on my brother: whereon,
+ A treacherous army levied, one midnight
+ Fated to the purpose did Antonio open
+ The gates of Milan, and, i' the dead of darkness,
+ The ministers for the purpose hurried thence
+ Me and thy crying self.
+
+MIRANDA Alack, for pity!
+ I, not remembering how I cried out then,
+ Will cry it o'er again: it is a hint
+ That wrings mine eyes to't.
+
+PROSPERO Hear a little further
+ And then I'll bring thee to the present business
+ Which now's upon's; without the which this story
+ Were most impertinent.
+
+MIRANDA Wherefore did they not
+ That hour destroy us?
+
+PROSPERO Well demanded, wench:
+ My tale provokes that question. Dear, they durst not,
+ So dear the love my people bore me, nor set
+ A mark so bloody on the business, but
+ With colours fairer painted their foul ends.
+ In few, they hurried us aboard a bark,
+ Bore us some leagues to sea; where they prepared
+ A rotten carcass of a boat, not rigg'd,
+ Nor tackle, sail, nor mast; the very rats
+ Instinctively had quit it: there they hoist us,
+ To cry to the sea that roar'd to us, to sigh
+ To the winds whose pity, sighing back again,
+ Did us but loving wrong.
+
+MIRANDA Alack, what trouble
+ Was I then to you!
+
+PROSPERO O, a cherubim
+ Thou wast that did preserve me. Thou didst smile.
+ Infused with a fortitude from heaven,
+ When I have deck'd the sea with drops full salt,
+ Under my burthen groan'd; which raised in me
+ An undergoing stomach, to bear up
+ Against what should ensue.
+
+MIRANDA How came we ashore?
+
+PROSPERO By Providence divine.
+ Some food we had and some fresh water that
+ A noble Neapolitan, Gonzalo,
+ Out of his charity, being then appointed
+ Master of this design, did give us, with
+ Rich garments, linens, stuffs and necessaries,
+ Which since have steaded much; so, of his gentleness,
+ Knowing I loved my books, he furnish'd me
+ From mine own library with volumes that
+ I prize above my dukedom.
+
+MIRANDA Would I might
+ But ever see that man!
+
+PROSPERO Now I arise:
+
+ [Resumes his mantle]
+
+ Sit still, and hear the last of our sea-sorrow.
+ Here in this island we arrived; and here
+ Have I, thy schoolmaster, made thee more profit
+ Than other princesses can that have more time
+ For vainer hours and tutors not so careful.
+
+MIRANDA Heavens thank you for't! And now, I pray you, sir,
+ For still 'tis beating in my mind, your reason
+ For raising this sea-storm?
+
+PROSPERO Know thus far forth.
+ By accident most strange, bountiful Fortune,
+ Now my dear lady, hath mine enemies
+ Brought to this shore; and by my prescience
+ I find my zenith doth depend upon
+ A most auspicious star, whose influence
+ If now I court not but omit, my fortunes
+ Will ever after droop. Here cease more questions:
+ Thou art inclined to sleep; 'tis a good dulness,
+ And give it way: I know thou canst not choose.
+
+ [MIRANDA sleeps]
+
+ Come away, servant, come. I am ready now.
+ Approach, my Ariel, come.
+
+ [Enter ARIEL]
+
+ARIEL All hail, great master! grave sir, hail! I come
+ To answer thy best pleasure; be't to fly,
+ To swim, to dive into the fire, to ride
+ On the curl'd clouds, to thy strong bidding task
+ Ariel and all his quality.
+
+PROSPERO Hast thou, spirit,
+ Perform'd to point the tempest that I bade thee?
+
+ARIEL To every article.
+ I boarded the king's ship; now on the beak,
+ Now in the waist, the deck, in every cabin,
+ I flamed amazement: sometime I'ld divide,
+ And burn in many places; on the topmast,
+ The yards and bowsprit, would I flame distinctly,
+ Then meet and join. Jove's lightnings, the precursors
+ O' the dreadful thunder-claps, more momentary
+ And sight-outrunning were not; the fire and cracks
+ Of sulphurous roaring the most mighty Neptune
+ Seem to besiege and make his bold waves tremble,
+ Yea, his dread trident shake.
+
+PROSPERO My brave spirit!
+ Who was so firm, so constant, that this coil
+ Would not infect his reason?
+
+ARIEL Not a soul
+ But felt a fever of the mad and play'd
+ Some tricks of desperation. All but mariners
+ Plunged in the foaming brine and quit the vessel,
+ Then all afire with me: the king's son, Ferdinand,
+ With hair up-staring,--then like reeds, not hair,--
+ Was the first man that leap'd; cried, 'Hell is empty
+ And all the devils are here.'
+
+PROSPERO Why that's my spirit!
+ But was not this nigh shore?
+
+ARIEL Close by, my master.
+
+PROSPERO But are they, Ariel, safe?
+
+ARIEL Not a hair perish'd;
+ On their sustaining garments not a blemish,
+ But fresher than before: and, as thou badest me,
+ In troops I have dispersed them 'bout the isle.
+ The king's son have I landed by himself;
+ Whom I left cooling of the air with sighs
+ In an odd angle of the isle and sitting,
+ His arms in this sad knot.
+
+PROSPERO Of the king's ship
+ The mariners say how thou hast disposed
+ And all the rest o' the fleet.
+
+ARIEL Safely in harbour
+ Is the king's ship; in the deep nook, where once
+ Thou call'dst me up at midnight to fetch dew
+ From the still-vex'd Bermoothes, there she's hid:
+ The mariners all under hatches stow'd;
+ Who, with a charm join'd to their suffer'd labour,
+ I have left asleep; and for the rest o' the fleet
+ Which I dispersed, they all have met again
+ And are upon the Mediterranean flote,
+ Bound sadly home for Naples,
+ Supposing that they saw the king's ship wreck'd
+ And his great person perish.
+
+PROSPERO Ariel, thy charge
+ Exactly is perform'd: but there's more work.
+ What is the time o' the day?
+
+ARIEL Past the mid season.
+
+PROSPERO At least two glasses. The time 'twixt six and now
+ Must by us both be spent most preciously.
+
+ARIEL Is there more toil? Since thou dost give me pains,
+ Let me remember thee what thou hast promised,
+ Which is not yet perform'd me.
+
+PROSPERO How now? moody?
+ What is't thou canst demand?
+
+ARIEL My liberty.
+
+PROSPERO Before the time be out? no more!
+
+ARIEL I prithee,
+ Remember I have done thee worthy service;
+ Told thee no lies, made thee no mistakings, served
+ Without or grudge or grumblings: thou didst promise
+ To bate me a full year.
+
+PROSPERO Dost thou forget
+ From what a torment I did free thee?
+
+ARIEL No.
+
+PROSPERO Thou dost, and think'st it much to tread the ooze
+ Of the salt deep,
+ To run upon the sharp wind of the north,
+ To do me business in the veins o' the earth
+ When it is baked with frost.
+
+ARIEL I do not, sir.
+
+PROSPERO Thou liest, malignant thing! Hast thou forgot
+ The foul witch Sycorax, who with age and envy
+ Was grown into a hoop? hast thou forgot her?
+
+ARIEL No, sir.
+
+PROSPERO Thou hast. Where was she born? speak; tell me.
+
+ARIEL Sir, in Argier.
+
+PROSPERO O, was she so? I must
+ Once in a month recount what thou hast been,
+ Which thou forget'st. This damn'd witch Sycorax,
+ For mischiefs manifold and sorceries terrible
+ To enter human hearing, from Argier,
+ Thou know'st, was banish'd: for one thing she did
+ They would not take her life. Is not this true?
+
+ARIEL Ay, sir.
+
+PROSPERO This blue-eyed hag was hither brought with child
+ And here was left by the sailors. Thou, my slave,
+ As thou report'st thyself, wast then her servant;
+ And, for thou wast a spirit too delicate
+ To act her earthy and abhorr'd commands,
+ Refusing her grand hests, she did confine thee,
+ By help of her more potent ministers
+ And in her most unmitigable rage,
+ Into a cloven pine; within which rift
+ Imprison'd thou didst painfully remain
+ A dozen years; within which space she died
+ And left thee there; where thou didst vent thy groans
+ As fast as mill-wheels strike. Then was this island--
+ Save for the son that she did litter here,
+ A freckled whelp hag-born--not honour'd with
+ A human shape.
+
+ARIEL Yes, Caliban her son.
+
+PROSPERO Dull thing, I say so; he, that Caliban
+ Whom now I keep in service. Thou best know'st
+ What torment I did find thee in; thy groans
+ Did make wolves howl and penetrate the breasts
+ Of ever angry bears: it was a torment
+ To lay upon the damn'd, which Sycorax
+ Could not again undo: it was mine art,
+ When I arrived and heard thee, that made gape
+ The pine and let thee out.
+
+ARIEL I thank thee, master.
+
+PROSPERO If thou more murmur'st, I will rend an oak
+ And peg thee in his knotty entrails till
+ Thou hast howl'd away twelve winters.
+
+ARIEL Pardon, master;
+ I will be correspondent to command
+ And do my spiriting gently.
+
+PROSPERO Do so, and after two days
+ I will discharge thee.
+
+ARIEL That's my noble master!
+ What shall I do? say what; what shall I do?
+
+PROSPERO Go make thyself like a nymph o' the sea: be subject
+ To no sight but thine and mine, invisible
+ To every eyeball else. Go take this shape
+ And hither come in't: go, hence with diligence!
+
+ [Exit ARIEL]
+
+ Awake, dear heart, awake! thou hast slept well; Awake!
+
+MIRANDA The strangeness of your story put
+ Heaviness in me.
+
+PROSPERO Shake it off. Come on;
+ We'll visit Caliban my slave, who never
+ Yields us kind answer.
+
+MIRANDA 'Tis a villain, sir,
+ I do not love to look on.
+
+PROSPERO But, as 'tis,
+ We cannot miss him: he does make our fire,
+ Fetch in our wood and serves in offices
+ That profit us. What, ho! slave! Caliban!
+ Thou earth, thou! speak.
+
+CALIBAN [Within] There's wood enough within.
+
+PROSPERO Come forth, I say! there's other business for thee:
+ Come, thou tortoise! when?
+
+ [Re-enter ARIEL like a water-nymph]
+
+ Fine apparition! My quaint Ariel,
+ Hark in thine ear.
+
+ARIEL My lord it shall be done.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PROSPERO Thou poisonous slave, got by the devil himself
+ Upon thy wicked dam, come forth!
+
+ [Enter CALIBAN]
+
+CALIBAN As wicked dew as e'er my mother brush'd
+ With raven's feather from unwholesome fen
+ Drop on you both! a south-west blow on ye
+ And blister you all o'er!
+
+PROSPERO For this, be sure, to-night thou shalt have cramps,
+ Side-stitches that shall pen thy breath up; urchins
+ Shall, for that vast of night that they may work,
+ All exercise on thee; thou shalt be pinch'd
+ As thick as honeycomb, each pinch more stinging
+ Than bees that made 'em.
+
+CALIBAN I must eat my dinner.
+ This island's mine, by Sycorax my mother,
+ Which thou takest from me. When thou camest first,
+ Thou strokedst me and madest much of me, wouldst give me
+ Water with berries in't, and teach me how
+ To name the bigger light, and how the less,
+ That burn by day and night: and then I loved thee
+ And show'd thee all the qualities o' the isle,
+ The fresh springs, brine-pits, barren place and fertile:
+ Cursed be I that did so! All the charms
+ Of Sycorax, toads, beetles, bats, light on you!
+ For I am all the subjects that you have,
+ Which first was mine own king: and here you sty me
+ In this hard rock, whiles you do keep from me
+ The rest o' the island.
+
+PROSPERO Thou most lying slave,
+ Whom stripes may move, not kindness! I have used thee,
+ Filth as thou art, with human care, and lodged thee
+ In mine own cell, till thou didst seek to violate
+ The honour of my child.
+
+CALIBAN O ho, O ho! would't had been done!
+ Thou didst prevent me; I had peopled else
+ This isle with Calibans.
+
+PROSPERO Abhorred slave,
+ Which any print of goodness wilt not take,
+ Being capable of all ill! I pitied thee,
+ Took pains to make thee speak, taught thee each hour
+ One thing or other: when thou didst not, savage,
+ Know thine own meaning, but wouldst gabble like
+ A thing most brutish, I endow'd thy purposes
+ With words that made them known. But thy vile race,
+ Though thou didst learn, had that in't which
+ good natures
+ Could not abide to be with; therefore wast thou
+ Deservedly confined into this rock,
+ Who hadst deserved more than a prison.
+
+CALIBAN You taught me language; and my profit on't
+ Is, I know how to curse. The red plague rid you
+ For learning me your language!
+
+PROSPERO Hag-seed, hence!
+ Fetch us in fuel; and be quick, thou'rt best,
+ To answer other business. Shrug'st thou, malice?
+ If thou neglect'st or dost unwillingly
+ What I command, I'll rack thee with old cramps,
+ Fill all thy bones with aches, make thee roar
+ That beasts shall tremble at thy din.
+
+CALIBAN No, pray thee.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ I must obey: his art is of such power,
+ It would control my dam's god, Setebos,
+ and make a vassal of him.
+
+PROSPERO So, slave; hence!
+
+ [Exit CALIBAN]
+
+ [Re-enter ARIEL, invisible, playing and singing;
+ FERDINAND following]
+
+ ARIEL'S song.
+
+ Come unto these yellow sands,
+ And then take hands:
+ Courtsied when you have and kiss'd
+ The wild waves whist,
+ Foot it featly here and there;
+ And, sweet sprites, the burthen bear.
+ Hark, hark!
+
+ [Burthen [dispersedly, within] Bow-wow]
+
+ The watch-dogs bark!
+
+ [Burthen Bow-wow]
+
+ Hark, hark! I hear
+ The strain of strutting chanticleer
+ Cry, Cock-a-diddle-dow.
+
+FERDINAND Where should this music be? i' the air or the earth?
+ It sounds no more: and sure, it waits upon
+ Some god o' the island. Sitting on a bank,
+ Weeping again the king my father's wreck,
+ This music crept by me upon the waters,
+ Allaying both their fury and my passion
+ With its sweet air: thence I have follow'd it,
+ Or it hath drawn me rather. But 'tis gone.
+ No, it begins again.
+
+ [ARIEL sings]
+
+ Full fathom five thy father lies;
+ Of his bones are coral made;
+ Those are pearls that were his eyes:
+ Nothing of him that doth fade
+ But doth suffer a sea-change
+ Into something rich and strange.
+ Sea-nymphs hourly ring his knell
+
+ [Burthen Ding-dong]
+
+ Hark! now I hear them,--Ding-dong, bell.
+
+FERDINAND The ditty does remember my drown'd father.
+ This is no mortal business, nor no sound
+ That the earth owes. I hear it now above me.
+
+PROSPERO The fringed curtains of thine eye advance
+ And say what thou seest yond.
+
+MIRANDA What is't? a spirit?
+ Lord, how it looks about! Believe me, sir,
+ It carries a brave form. But 'tis a spirit.
+
+PROSPERO No, wench; it eats and sleeps and hath such senses
+ As we have, such. This gallant which thou seest
+ Was in the wreck; and, but he's something stain'd
+ With grief that's beauty's canker, thou mightst call him
+ A goodly person: he hath lost his fellows
+ And strays about to find 'em.
+
+MIRANDA I might call him
+ A thing divine, for nothing natural
+ I ever saw so noble.
+
+PROSPERO [Aside] It goes on, I see,
+ As my soul prompts it. Spirit, fine spirit! I'll free thee
+ Within two days for this.
+
+FERDINAND Most sure, the goddess
+ On whom these airs attend! Vouchsafe my prayer
+ May know if you remain upon this island;
+ And that you will some good instruction give
+ How I may bear me here: my prime request,
+ Which I do last pronounce, is, O you wonder!
+ If you be maid or no?
+
+MIRANDA No wonder, sir;
+ But certainly a maid.
+
+FERDINAND My language! heavens!
+ I am the best of them that speak this speech,
+ Were I but where 'tis spoken.
+
+PROSPERO How? the best?
+ What wert thou, if the King of Naples heard thee?
+
+FERDINAND A single thing, as I am now, that wonders
+ To hear thee speak of Naples. He does hear me;
+ And that he does I weep: myself am Naples,
+ Who with mine eyes, never since at ebb, beheld
+ The king my father wreck'd.
+
+MIRANDA Alack, for mercy!
+
+FERDINAND Yes, faith, and all his lords; the Duke of Milan
+ And his brave son being twain.
+
+PROSPERO [Aside] The Duke of Milan
+ And his more braver daughter could control thee,
+ If now 'twere fit to do't. At the first sight
+ They have changed eyes. Delicate Ariel,
+ I'll set thee free for this.
+
+ [To FERDINAND]
+
+ A word, good sir;
+ I fear you have done yourself some wrong: a word.
+
+MIRANDA Why speaks my father so ungently? This
+ Is the third man that e'er I saw, the first
+ That e'er I sigh'd for: pity move my father
+ To be inclined my way!
+
+FERDINAND O, if a virgin,
+ And your affection not gone forth, I'll make you
+ The queen of Naples.
+
+PROSPERO Soft, sir! one word more.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ They are both in either's powers; but this swift business
+ I must uneasy make, lest too light winning
+ Make the prize light.
+
+ [To FERDINAND]
+
+ One word more; I charge thee
+ That thou attend me: thou dost here usurp
+ The name thou owest not; and hast put thyself
+ Upon this island as a spy, to win it
+ From me, the lord on't.
+
+FERDINAND No, as I am a man.
+
+MIRANDA There's nothing ill can dwell in such a temple:
+ If the ill spirit have so fair a house,
+ Good things will strive to dwell with't.
+
+PROSPERO Follow me.
+ Speak not you for him; he's a traitor. Come;
+ I'll manacle thy neck and feet together:
+ Sea-water shalt thou drink; thy food shall be
+ The fresh-brook muscles, wither'd roots and husks
+ Wherein the acorn cradled. Follow.
+
+FERDINAND No;
+ I will resist such entertainment till
+ Mine enemy has more power.
+
+ [Draws, and is charmed from moving]
+
+MIRANDA O dear father,
+ Make not too rash a trial of him, for
+ He's gentle and not fearful.
+
+PROSPERO What? I say,
+ My foot my tutor? Put thy sword up, traitor;
+ Who makest a show but darest not strike, thy conscience
+ Is so possess'd with guilt: come from thy ward,
+ For I can here disarm thee with this stick
+ And make thy weapon drop.
+
+MIRANDA Beseech you, father.
+
+PROSPERO Hence! hang not on my garments.
+
+MIRANDA Sir, have pity;
+ I'll be his surety.
+
+PROSPERO Silence! one word more
+ Shall make me chide thee, if not hate thee. What!
+ An advocate for an imposter! hush!
+ Thou think'st there is no more such shapes as he,
+ Having seen but him and Caliban: foolish wench!
+ To the most of men this is a Caliban
+ And they to him are angels.
+
+MIRANDA My affections
+ Are then most humble; I have no ambition
+ To see a goodlier man.
+
+PROSPERO Come on; obey:
+ Thy nerves are in their infancy again
+ And have no vigour in them.
+
+FERDINAND So they are;
+ My spirits, as in a dream, are all bound up.
+ My father's loss, the weakness which I feel,
+ The wreck of all my friends, nor this man's threats,
+ To whom I am subdued, are but light to me,
+ Might I but through my prison once a day
+ Behold this maid: all corners else o' the earth
+ Let liberty make use of; space enough
+ Have I in such a prison.
+
+PROSPERO [Aside] It works.
+
+ [To FERDINAND]
+
+ Come on.
+ Thou hast done well, fine Ariel!
+
+ [To FERDINAND]
+
+ Follow me.
+
+ [To ARIEL]
+
+ Hark what thou else shalt do me.
+
+MIRANDA Be of comfort;
+ My father's of a better nature, sir,
+ Than he appears by speech: this is unwonted
+ Which now came from him.
+
+PROSPERO Thou shalt be free
+ As mountain winds: but then exactly do
+ All points of my command.
+
+ARIEL To the syllable.
+
+PROSPERO Come, follow. Speak not for him.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TEMPEST
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Another part of the island.
+
+
+ [Enter ALONSO, SEBASTIAN, ANTONIO, GONZALO,
+ ADRIAN, FRANCISCO, and others]
+
+GONZALO Beseech you, sir, be merry; you have cause,
+ So have we all, of joy; for our escape
+ Is much beyond our loss. Our hint of woe
+ Is common; every day some sailor's wife,
+ The masters of some merchant and the merchant
+ Have just our theme of woe; but for the miracle,
+ I mean our preservation, few in millions
+ Can speak like us: then wisely, good sir, weigh
+ Our sorrow with our comfort.
+
+ALONSO Prithee, peace.
+
+SEBASTIAN He receives comfort like cold porridge.
+
+ANTONIO The visitor will not give him o'er so.
+
+SEBASTIAN Look he's winding up the watch of his wit;
+ by and by it will strike.
+
+GONZALO Sir,--
+
+SEBASTIAN One: tell.
+
+GONZALO When every grief is entertain'd that's offer'd,
+ Comes to the entertainer--
+
+SEBASTIAN A dollar.
+
+GONZALO Dolour comes to him, indeed: you
+ have spoken truer than you purposed.
+
+SEBASTIAN You have taken it wiselier than I meant you should.
+
+GONZALO Therefore, my lord,--
+
+ANTONIO Fie, what a spendthrift is he of his tongue!
+
+ALONSO I prithee, spare.
+
+GONZALO Well, I have done: but yet,--
+
+SEBASTIAN He will be talking.
+
+ANTONIO Which, of he or Adrian, for a good
+ wager, first begins to crow?
+
+SEBASTIAN The old cock.
+
+ANTONIO The cockerel.
+
+SEBASTIAN Done. The wager?
+
+ANTONIO A laughter.
+
+SEBASTIAN A match!
+
+ADRIAN Though this island seem to be desert,--
+
+SEBASTIAN Ha, ha, ha! So, you're paid.
+
+ADRIAN Uninhabitable and almost inaccessible,--
+
+SEBASTIAN Yet,--
+
+ADRIAN Yet,--
+
+ANTONIO He could not miss't.
+
+ADRIAN It must needs be of subtle, tender and delicate
+ temperance.
+
+ANTONIO Temperance was a delicate wench.
+
+SEBASTIAN Ay, and a subtle; as he most learnedly delivered.
+
+ADRIAN The air breathes upon us here most sweetly.
+
+SEBASTIAN As if it had lungs and rotten ones.
+
+ANTONIO Or as 'twere perfumed by a fen.
+
+GONZALO Here is everything advantageous to life.
+
+ANTONIO True; save means to live.
+
+SEBASTIAN Of that there's none, or little.
+
+GONZALO How lush and lusty the grass looks! how green!
+
+ANTONIO The ground indeed is tawny.
+
+SEBASTIAN With an eye of green in't.
+
+ANTONIO He misses not much.
+
+SEBASTIAN No; he doth but mistake the truth totally.
+
+GONZALO But the rarity of it is,--which is indeed almost
+ beyond credit,--
+
+SEBASTIAN As many vouched rarities are.
+
+GONZALO That our garments, being, as they were, drenched in
+ the sea, hold notwithstanding their freshness and
+ glosses, being rather new-dyed than stained with
+ salt water.
+
+ANTONIO If but one of his pockets could speak, would it not
+ say he lies?
+
+SEBASTIAN Ay, or very falsely pocket up his report
+
+GONZALO Methinks our garments are now as fresh as when we
+ put them on first in Afric, at the marriage of
+ the king's fair daughter Claribel to the King of Tunis.
+
+SEBASTIAN 'Twas a sweet marriage, and we prosper well in our return.
+
+ADRIAN Tunis was never graced before with such a paragon to
+ their queen.
+
+GONZALO Not since widow Dido's time.
+
+ANTONIO Widow! a pox o' that! How came that widow in?
+ widow Dido!
+
+SEBASTIAN What if he had said 'widower AEneas' too? Good Lord,
+ how you take it!
+
+ADRIAN 'Widow Dido' said you? you make me study of that:
+ she was of Carthage, not of Tunis.
+
+GONZALO This Tunis, sir, was Carthage.
+
+ADRIAN Carthage?
+
+GONZALO I assure you, Carthage.
+
+SEBASTIAN His word is more than the miraculous harp; he hath
+ raised the wall and houses too.
+
+ANTONIO What impossible matter will he make easy next?
+
+SEBASTIAN I think he will carry this island home in his pocket
+ and give it his son for an apple.
+
+ANTONIO And, sowing the kernels of it in the sea, bring
+ forth more islands.
+
+GONZALO Ay.
+
+ANTONIO Why, in good time.
+
+GONZALO Sir, we were talking that our garments seem now
+ as fresh as when we were at Tunis at the marriage
+ of your daughter, who is now queen.
+
+ANTONIO And the rarest that e'er came there.
+
+SEBASTIAN Bate, I beseech you, widow Dido.
+
+ANTONIO O, widow Dido! ay, widow Dido.
+
+GONZALO Is not, sir, my doublet as fresh as the first day I
+ wore it? I mean, in a sort.
+
+ANTONIO That sort was well fished for.
+
+GONZALO When I wore it at your daughter's marriage?
+
+ALONSO You cram these words into mine ears against
+ The stomach of my sense. Would I had never
+ Married my daughter there! for, coming thence,
+ My son is lost and, in my rate, she too,
+ Who is so far from Italy removed
+ I ne'er again shall see her. O thou mine heir
+ Of Naples and of Milan, what strange fish
+ Hath made his meal on thee?
+
+FRANCISCO Sir, he may live:
+ I saw him beat the surges under him,
+ And ride upon their backs; he trod the water,
+ Whose enmity he flung aside, and breasted
+ The surge most swoln that met him; his bold head
+ 'Bove the contentious waves he kept, and oar'd
+ Himself with his good arms in lusty stroke
+ To the shore, that o'er his wave-worn basis bow'd,
+ As stooping to relieve him: I not doubt
+ He came alive to land.
+
+ALONSO No, no, he's gone.
+
+SEBASTIAN Sir, you may thank yourself for this great loss,
+ That would not bless our Europe with your daughter,
+ But rather lose her to an African;
+ Where she at least is banish'd from your eye,
+ Who hath cause to wet the grief on't.
+
+ALONSO Prithee, peace.
+
+SEBASTIAN You were kneel'd to and importuned otherwise
+ By all of us, and the fair soul herself
+ Weigh'd between loathness and obedience, at
+ Which end o' the beam should bow. We have lost your
+ son,
+ I fear, for ever: Milan and Naples have
+ More widows in them of this business' making
+ Than we bring men to comfort them:
+ The fault's your own.
+
+ALONSO So is the dear'st o' the loss.
+
+GONZALO My lord Sebastian,
+ The truth you speak doth lack some gentleness
+ And time to speak it in: you rub the sore,
+ When you should bring the plaster.
+
+SEBASTIAN Very well.
+
+ANTONIO And most chirurgeonly.
+
+GONZALO It is foul weather in us all, good sir,
+ When you are cloudy.
+
+SEBASTIAN Foul weather?
+
+ANTONIO Very foul.
+
+GONZALO Had I plantation of this isle, my lord,--
+
+ANTONIO He'ld sow't with nettle-seed.
+
+SEBASTIAN Or docks, or mallows.
+
+GONZALO And were the king on't, what would I do?
+
+SEBASTIAN 'Scape being drunk for want of wine.
+
+GONZALO I' the commonwealth I would by contraries
+ Execute all things; for no kind of traffic
+ Would I admit; no name of magistrate;
+ Letters should not be known; riches, poverty,
+ And use of service, none; contract, succession,
+ Bourn, bound of land, tilth, vineyard, none;
+ No use of metal, corn, or wine, or oil;
+ No occupation; all men idle, all;
+ And women too, but innocent and pure;
+ No sovereignty;--
+
+SEBASTIAN Yet he would be king on't.
+
+ANTONIO The latter end of his commonwealth forgets the
+ beginning.
+
+GONZALO All things in common nature should produce
+ Without sweat or endeavour: treason, felony,
+ Sword, pike, knife, gun, or need of any engine,
+ Would I not have; but nature should bring forth,
+ Of its own kind, all foison, all abundance,
+ To feed my innocent people.
+
+SEBASTIAN No marrying 'mong his subjects?
+
+ANTONIO None, man; all idle: whores and knaves.
+
+GONZALO I would with such perfection govern, sir,
+ To excel the golden age.
+
+SEBASTIAN God save his majesty!
+
+ANTONIO Long live Gonzalo!
+
+GONZALO And,--do you mark me, sir?
+
+ALONSO Prithee, no more: thou dost talk nothing to me.
+
+GONZALO I do well believe your highness; and
+ did it to minister occasion to these gentlemen,
+ who are of such sensible and nimble lungs that
+ they always use to laugh at nothing.
+
+ANTONIO 'Twas you we laughed at.
+
+GONZALO Who in this kind of merry fooling am nothing
+ to you: so you may continue and laugh at
+ nothing still.
+
+ANTONIO What a blow was there given!
+
+SEBASTIAN An it had not fallen flat-long.
+
+GONZALO You are gentlemen of brave metal; you would lift
+ the moon out of her sphere, if she would continue
+ in it five weeks without changing.
+
+ [Enter ARIEL, invisible, playing solemn music]
+
+SEBASTIAN We would so, and then go a bat-fowling.
+
+ANTONIO Nay, good my lord, be not angry.
+
+GONZALO No, I warrant you; I will not adventure
+ my discretion so weakly. Will you laugh
+ me asleep, for I am very heavy?
+
+ANTONIO Go sleep, and hear us.
+
+ [All sleep except ALONSO, SEBASTIAN, and ANTONIO]
+
+ALONSO What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes
+ Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts: I find
+ They are inclined to do so.
+
+SEBASTIAN Please you, sir,
+ Do not omit the heavy offer of it:
+ It seldom visits sorrow; when it doth,
+ It is a comforter.
+
+ANTONIO We two, my lord,
+ Will guard your person while you take your rest,
+ And watch your safety.
+
+ALONSO Thank you. Wondrous heavy.
+
+ [ALONSO sleeps. Exit ARIEL]
+
+SEBASTIAN What a strange drowsiness possesses them!
+
+ANTONIO It is the quality o' the climate.
+
+SEBASTIAN Why
+ Doth it not then our eyelids sink? I find not
+ Myself disposed to sleep.
+
+ANTONIO Nor I; my spirits are nimble.
+ They fell together all, as by consent;
+ They dropp'd, as by a thunder-stroke. What might,
+ Worthy Sebastian? O, what might?--No more:--
+ And yet me thinks I see it in thy face,
+ What thou shouldst be: the occasion speaks thee, and
+ My strong imagination sees a crown
+ Dropping upon thy head.
+
+SEBASTIAN What, art thou waking?
+
+ANTONIO Do you not hear me speak?
+
+SEBASTIAN I do; and surely
+ It is a sleepy language and thou speak'st
+ Out of thy sleep. What is it thou didst say?
+ This is a strange repose, to be asleep
+ With eyes wide open; standing, speaking, moving,
+ And yet so fast asleep.
+
+ANTONIO Noble Sebastian,
+ Thou let'st thy fortune sleep--die, rather; wink'st
+ Whiles thou art waking.
+
+SEBASTIAN Thou dost snore distinctly;
+ There's meaning in thy snores.
+
+ANTONIO I am more serious than my custom: you
+ Must be so too, if heed me; which to do
+ Trebles thee o'er.
+
+SEBASTIAN Well, I am standing water.
+
+ANTONIO I'll teach you how to flow.
+
+SEBASTIAN Do so: to ebb
+ Hereditary sloth instructs me.
+
+ANTONIO O,
+ If you but knew how you the purpose cherish
+ Whiles thus you mock it! how, in stripping it,
+ You more invest it! Ebbing men, indeed,
+ Most often do so near the bottom run
+ By their own fear or sloth.
+
+SEBASTIAN Prithee, say on:
+ The setting of thine eye and cheek proclaim
+ A matter from thee, and a birth indeed
+ Which throes thee much to yield.
+
+ANTONIO Thus, sir:
+ Although this lord of weak remembrance, this,
+ Who shall be of as little memory
+ When he is earth'd, hath here almost persuade,--
+ For he's a spirit of persuasion, only
+ Professes to persuade,--the king his son's alive,
+ 'Tis as impossible that he's undrown'd
+ And he that sleeps here swims.
+
+SEBASTIAN I have no hope
+ That he's undrown'd.
+
+ANTONIO O, out of that 'no hope'
+ What great hope have you! no hope that way is
+ Another way so high a hope that even
+ Ambition cannot pierce a wink beyond,
+ But doubt discovery there. Will you grant with me
+ That Ferdinand is drown'd?
+
+SEBASTIAN He's gone.
+
+ANTONIO Then, tell me,
+ Who's the next heir of Naples?
+
+SEBASTIAN Claribel.
+
+ANTONIO She that is queen of Tunis; she that dwells
+ Ten leagues beyond man's life; she that from Naples
+ Can have no note, unless the sun were post--
+ The man i' the moon's too slow--till new-born chins
+ Be rough and razorable; she that--from whom?
+ We all were sea-swallow'd, though some cast again,
+ And by that destiny to perform an act
+ Whereof what's past is prologue, what to come
+ In yours and my discharge.
+
+SEBASTIAN What stuff is this! how say you?
+ 'Tis true, my brother's daughter's queen of Tunis;
+ So is she heir of Naples; 'twixt which regions
+ There is some space.
+
+ANTONIO A space whose every cubit
+ Seems to cry out, 'How shall that Claribel
+ Measure us back to Naples? Keep in Tunis,
+ And let Sebastian wake.' Say, this were death
+ That now hath seized them; why, they were no worse
+ Than now they are. There be that can rule Naples
+ As well as he that sleeps; lords that can prate
+ As amply and unnecessarily
+ As this Gonzalo; I myself could make
+ A chough of as deep chat. O, that you bore
+ The mind that I do! what a sleep were this
+ For your advancement! Do you understand me?
+
+SEBASTIAN Methinks I do.
+
+ANTONIO And how does your content
+ Tender your own good fortune?
+
+SEBASTIAN I remember
+ You did supplant your brother Prospero.
+
+ANTONIO True:
+ And look how well my garments sit upon me;
+ Much feater than before: my brother's servants
+ Were then my fellows; now they are my men.
+
+SEBASTIAN But, for your conscience?
+
+ANTONIO Ay, sir; where lies that? if 'twere a kibe,
+ 'Twould put me to my slipper: but I feel not
+ This deity in my bosom: twenty consciences,
+ That stand 'twixt me and Milan, candied be they
+ And melt ere they molest! Here lies your brother,
+ No better than the earth he lies upon,
+ If he were that which now he's like, that's dead;
+ Whom I, with this obedient steel, three inches of it,
+ Can lay to bed for ever; whiles you, doing thus,
+ To the perpetual wink for aye might put
+ This ancient morsel, this Sir Prudence, who
+ Should not upbraid our course. For all the rest,
+ They'll take suggestion as a cat laps milk;
+ They'll tell the clock to any business that
+ We say befits the hour.
+
+SEBASTIAN Thy case, dear friend,
+ Shall be my precedent; as thou got'st Milan,
+ I'll come by Naples. Draw thy sword: one stroke
+ Shall free thee from the tribute which thou payest;
+ And I the king shall love thee.
+
+ANTONIO Draw together;
+ And when I rear my hand, do you the like,
+ To fall it on Gonzalo.
+
+SEBASTIAN O, but one word.
+
+ [They talk apart]
+
+ [Re-enter ARIEL, invisible]
+
+ARIEL My master through his art foresees the danger
+ That you, his friend, are in; and sends me forth--
+ For else his project dies--to keep them living.
+
+ [Sings in GONZALO's ear]
+
+ While you here do snoring lie,
+ Open-eyed conspiracy
+ His time doth take.
+ If of life you keep a care,
+ Shake off slumber, and beware:
+ Awake, awake!
+
+ANTONIO Then let us both be sudden.
+
+GONZALO Now, good angels
+ Preserve the king.
+
+ [They wake]
+
+ALONSO Why, how now? ho, awake! Why are you drawn?
+ Wherefore this ghastly looking?
+
+GONZALO What's the matter?
+
+SEBASTIAN Whiles we stood here securing your repose,
+ Even now, we heard a hollow burst of bellowing
+ Like bulls, or rather lions: did't not wake you?
+ It struck mine ear most terribly.
+
+ALONSO I heard nothing.
+
+ANTONIO O, 'twas a din to fright a monster's ear,
+ To make an earthquake! sure, it was the roar
+ Of a whole herd of lions.
+
+ALONSO Heard you this, Gonzalo?
+
+GONZALO Upon mine honour, sir, I heard a humming,
+ And that a strange one too, which did awake me:
+ I shaked you, sir, and cried: as mine eyes open'd,
+ I saw their weapons drawn: there was a noise,
+ That's verily. 'Tis best we stand upon our guard,
+ Or that we quit this place; let's draw our weapons.
+
+ALONSO Lead off this ground; and let's make further search
+ For my poor son.
+
+GONZALO Heavens keep him from these beasts!
+ For he is, sure, i' the island.
+
+ALONSO Lead away.
+
+ARIEL Prospero my lord shall know what I have done:
+ So, king, go safely on to seek thy son.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TEMPEST
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Another part of the island.
+
+
+ [Enter CALIBAN with a burden of wood. A noise of
+ thunder heard]
+
+CALIBAN All the infections that the sun sucks up
+ From bogs, fens, flats, on Prosper fall and make him
+ By inch-meal a disease! His spirits hear me
+ And yet I needs must curse. But they'll nor pinch,
+ Fright me with urchin--shows, pitch me i' the mire,
+ Nor lead me, like a firebrand, in the dark
+ Out of my way, unless he bid 'em; but
+ For every trifle are they set upon me;
+ Sometime like apes that mow and chatter at me
+ And after bite me, then like hedgehogs which
+ Lie tumbling in my barefoot way and mount
+ Their pricks at my footfall; sometime am I
+ All wound with adders who with cloven tongues
+ Do hiss me into madness.
+
+ [Enter TRINCULO]
+
+ Lo, now, lo!
+
+ Here comes a spirit of his, and to torment me
+ For bringing wood in slowly. I'll fall flat;
+ Perchance he will not mind me.
+
+TRINCULO Here's neither bush nor shrub, to bear off
+ any weather at all, and another storm brewing;
+ I hear it sing i' the wind: yond same black
+ cloud, yond huge one, looks like a foul
+ bombard that would shed his liquor. If it
+ should thunder as it did before, I know not
+ where to hide my head: yond same cloud cannot
+ choose but fall by pailfuls. What have we
+ here? a man or a fish? dead or alive? A fish:
+ he smells like a fish; a very ancient and fish-
+ like smell; a kind of not of the newest Poor-
+ John. A strange fish! Were I in England now,
+ as once I was, and had but this fish painted,
+ not a holiday fool there but would give a piece
+ of silver: there would this monster make a
+ man; any strange beast there makes a man:
+ when they will not give a doit to relieve a lame
+ beggar, they will lazy out ten to see a dead
+ Indian. Legged like a man and his fins like
+ arms! Warm o' my troth! I do now let loose
+ my opinion; hold it no longer: this is no fish,
+ but an islander, that hath lately suffered by a
+ thunderbolt.
+
+ [Thunder]
+
+ Alas, the storm is come again! my best way is to
+ creep under his gaberdine; there is no other
+ shelter hereabouts: misery acquaints a man with
+ strange bed-fellows. I will here shroud till the
+ dregs of the storm be past.
+
+ [Enter STEPHANO, singing: a bottle in his hand]
+
+STEPHANO I shall no more to sea, to sea,
+ Here shall I die ashore--
+
+ This is a very scurvy tune to sing at a man's
+ funeral: well, here's my comfort. [Drinks]
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ The master, the swabber, the boatswain and I,
+ The gunner and his mate
+ Loved Mall, Meg and Marian and Margery,
+ But none of us cared for Kate;
+ For she had a tongue with a tang,
+ Would cry to a sailor, Go hang!
+ She loved not the savour of tar nor of pitch,
+ Yet a tailor might scratch her where'er she did itch:
+ Then to sea, boys, and let her go hang!
+
+ This is a scurvy tune too: but here's my comfort.
+ [Drinks]
+
+CALIBAN Do not torment me: Oh!
+
+STEPHANO What's the matter? Have we devils here? Do you put
+ tricks upon's with savages and men of Ind, ha? I
+ have not scaped drowning to be afeard now of your
+ four legs; for it hath been said, As proper a man as
+ ever went on four legs cannot make him give ground;
+ and it shall be said so again while Stephano
+ breathes at's nostrils.
+
+CALIBAN The spirit torments me; Oh!
+
+STEPHANO This is some monster of the isle with four legs, who
+ hath got, as I take it, an ague. Where the devil
+ should he learn our language? I will give him some
+ relief, if it be but for that. if I can recover him
+ and keep him tame and get to Naples with him, he's a
+ present for any emperor that ever trod on neat's leather.
+
+CALIBAN Do not torment me, prithee; I'll bring my wood home faster.
+
+STEPHANO He's in his fit now and does not talk after the
+ wisest. He shall taste of my bottle: if he have
+ never drunk wine afore will go near to remove his
+ fit. If I can recover him and keep him tame, I will
+ not take too much for him; he shall pay for him that
+ hath him, and that soundly.
+
+CALIBAN Thou dost me yet but little hurt; thou wilt anon, I
+ know it by thy trembling: now Prosper works upon thee.
+
+STEPHANO Come on your ways; open your mouth; here is that
+ which will give language to you, cat: open your
+ mouth; this will shake your shaking, I can tell you,
+ and that soundly: you cannot tell who's your friend:
+ open your chaps again.
+
+TRINCULO I should know that voice: it should be--but he is
+ drowned; and these are devils: O defend me!
+
+STEPHANO Four legs and two voices: a most delicate monster!
+ His forward voice now is to speak well of his
+ friend; his backward voice is to utter foul speeches
+ and to detract. If all the wine in my bottle will
+ recover him, I will help his ague. Come. Amen! I
+ will pour some in thy other mouth.
+
+TRINCULO Stephano!
+
+STEPHANO Doth thy other mouth call me? Mercy, mercy! This is
+ a devil, and no monster: I will leave him; I have no
+ long spoon.
+
+TRINCULO Stephano! If thou beest Stephano, touch me and
+ speak to me: for I am Trinculo--be not afeard--thy
+ good friend Trinculo.
+
+STEPHANO If thou beest Trinculo, come forth: I'll pull thee
+ by the lesser legs: if any be Trinculo's legs,
+ these are they. Thou art very Trinculo indeed! How
+ camest thou to be the siege of this moon-calf? can
+ he vent Trinculos?
+
+TRINCULO I took him to be killed with a thunder-stroke. But
+ art thou not drowned, Stephano? I hope now thou art
+ not drowned. Is the storm overblown? I hid me
+ under the dead moon-calf's gaberdine for fear of
+ the storm. And art thou living, Stephano? O
+ Stephano, two Neapolitans 'scaped!
+
+STEPHANO Prithee, do not turn me about; my stomach is not constant.
+
+CALIBAN [Aside] These be fine things, an if they be
+ not sprites.
+ That's a brave god and bears celestial liquor.
+ I will kneel to him.
+
+STEPHANO How didst thou 'scape? How camest thou hither?
+ swear by this bottle how thou camest hither. I
+ escaped upon a butt of sack which the sailors
+ heaved o'erboard, by this bottle; which I made of
+ the bark of a tree with mine own hands since I was
+ cast ashore.
+
+CALIBAN I'll swear upon that bottle to be thy true subject;
+ for the liquor is not earthly.
+
+STEPHANO Here; swear then how thou escapedst.
+
+TRINCULO Swum ashore. man, like a duck: I can swim like a
+ duck, I'll be sworn.
+
+STEPHANO Here, kiss the book. Though thou canst swim like a
+ duck, thou art made like a goose.
+
+TRINCULO O Stephano. hast any more of this?
+
+STEPHANO The whole butt, man: my cellar is in a rock by the
+ sea-side where my wine is hid. How now, moon-calf!
+ how does thine ague?
+
+CALIBAN Hast thou not dropp'd from heaven?
+
+STEPHANO Out o' the moon, I do assure thee: I was the man i'
+ the moon when time was.
+
+CALIBAN I have seen thee in her and I do adore thee:
+ My mistress show'd me thee and thy dog and thy bush.
+
+STEPHANO Come, swear to that; kiss the book: I will furnish
+ it anon with new contents swear.
+
+TRINCULO By this good light, this is a very shallow monster!
+ I afeard of him! A very weak monster! The man i'
+ the moon! A most poor credulous monster! Well
+ drawn, monster, in good sooth!
+
+CALIBAN I'll show thee every fertile inch o' th' island;
+ And I will kiss thy foot: I prithee, be my god.
+
+TRINCULO By this light, a most perfidious and drunken
+ monster! when 's god's asleep, he'll rob his bottle.
+
+CALIBAN I'll kiss thy foot; I'll swear myself thy subject.
+
+STEPHANO Come on then; down, and swear.
+
+TRINCULO I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed
+ monster. A most scurvy monster! I could find in my
+ heart to beat him,--
+
+STEPHANO Come, kiss.
+
+TRINCULO But that the poor monster's in drink: an abominable monster!
+
+CALIBAN I'll show thee the best springs; I'll pluck thee berries;
+ I'll fish for thee and get thee wood enough.
+ A plague upon the tyrant that I serve!
+ I'll bear him no more sticks, but follow thee,
+ Thou wondrous man.
+
+TRINCULO A most ridiculous monster, to make a wonder of a
+ Poor drunkard!
+
+CALIBAN I prithee, let me bring thee where crabs grow;
+ And I with my long nails will dig thee pignuts;
+ Show thee a jay's nest and instruct thee how
+ To snare the nimble marmoset; I'll bring thee
+ To clustering filberts and sometimes I'll get thee
+ Young scamels from the rock. Wilt thou go with me?
+
+STEPHANO I prithee now, lead the way without any more
+ talking. Trinculo, the king and all our company
+ else being drowned, we will inherit here: here;
+ bear my bottle: fellow Trinculo, we'll fill him by
+ and by again.
+
+CALIBAN [Sings drunkenly]
+ Farewell master; farewell, farewell!
+
+TRINCULO A howling monster: a drunken monster!
+
+CALIBAN No more dams I'll make for fish
+ Nor fetch in firing
+ At requiring;
+ Nor scrape trencher, nor wash dish
+ 'Ban, 'Ban, Cacaliban
+ Has a new master: get a new man.
+
+ Freedom, hey-day! hey-day, freedom! freedom,
+ hey-day, freedom!
+
+STEPHANO O brave monster! Lead the way.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TEMPEST
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before PROSPERO'S Cell.
+
+
+ [Enter FERDINAND, bearing a log]
+
+FERDINAND There be some sports are painful, and their labour
+ Delight in them sets off: some kinds of baseness
+ Are nobly undergone and most poor matters
+ Point to rich ends. This my mean task
+ Would be as heavy to me as odious, but
+ The mistress which I serve quickens what's dead
+ And makes my labours pleasures: O, she is
+ Ten times more gentle than her father's crabbed,
+ And he's composed of harshness. I must remove
+ Some thousands of these logs and pile them up,
+ Upon a sore injunction: my sweet mistress
+ Weeps when she sees me work, and says, such baseness
+ Had never like executor. I forget:
+ But these sweet thoughts do even refresh my labours,
+ Most busy lest, when I do it.
+
+ [Enter MIRANDA; and PROSPERO at a distance, unseen]
+
+MIRANDA Alas, now, pray you,
+ Work not so hard: I would the lightning had
+ Burnt up those logs that you are enjoin'd to pile!
+ Pray, set it down and rest you: when this burns,
+ 'Twill weep for having wearied you. My father
+ Is hard at study; pray now, rest yourself;
+ He's safe for these three hours.
+
+FERDINAND O most dear mistress,
+ The sun will set before I shall discharge
+ What I must strive to do.
+
+MIRANDA If you'll sit down,
+ I'll bear your logs the while: pray, give me that;
+ I'll carry it to the pile.
+
+FERDINAND No, precious creature;
+ I had rather crack my sinews, break my back,
+ Than you should such dishonour undergo,
+ While I sit lazy by.
+
+MIRANDA It would become me
+ As well as it does you: and I should do it
+ With much more ease; for my good will is to it,
+ And yours it is against.
+
+PROSPERO Poor worm, thou art infected!
+ This visitation shows it.
+
+MIRANDA You look wearily.
+
+FERDINAND No, noble mistress;'tis fresh morning with me
+ When you are by at night. I do beseech you--
+ Chiefly that I might set it in my prayers--
+ What is your name?
+
+MIRANDA Miranda.--O my father,
+ I have broke your hest to say so!
+
+FERDINAND Admired Miranda!
+ Indeed the top of admiration! worth
+ What's dearest to the world! Full many a lady
+ I have eyed with best regard and many a time
+ The harmony of their tongues hath into bondage
+ Brought my too diligent ear: for several virtues
+ Have I liked several women; never any
+ With so fun soul, but some defect in her
+ Did quarrel with the noblest grace she owed
+ And put it to the foil: but you, O you,
+ So perfect and so peerless, are created
+ Of every creature's best!
+
+MIRANDA I do not know
+ One of my sex; no woman's face remember,
+ Save, from my glass, mine own; nor have I seen
+ More that I may call men than you, good friend,
+ And my dear father: how features are abroad,
+ I am skilless of; but, by my modesty,
+ The jewel in my dower, I would not wish
+ Any companion in the world but you,
+ Nor can imagination form a shape,
+ Besides yourself, to like of. But I prattle
+ Something too wildly and my father's precepts
+ I therein do forget.
+
+FERDINAND I am in my condition
+ A prince, Miranda; I do think, a king;
+ I would, not so!--and would no more endure
+ This wooden slavery than to suffer
+ The flesh-fly blow my mouth. Hear my soul speak:
+ The very instant that I saw you, did
+ My heart fly to your service; there resides,
+ To make me slave to it; and for your sake
+ Am I this patient log--man.
+
+MIRANDA Do you love me?
+
+FERDINAND O heaven, O earth, bear witness to this sound
+ And crown what I profess with kind event
+ If I speak true! if hollowly, invert
+ What best is boded me to mischief! I
+ Beyond all limit of what else i' the world
+ Do love, prize, honour you.
+
+MIRANDA I am a fool
+ To weep at what I am glad of.
+
+PROSPERO Fair encounter
+ Of two most rare affections! Heavens rain grace
+ On that which breeds between 'em!
+
+FERDINAND Wherefore weep you?
+
+MIRANDA At mine unworthiness that dare not offer
+ What I desire to give, and much less take
+ What I shall die to want. But this is trifling;
+ And all the more it seeks to hide itself,
+ The bigger bulk it shows. Hence, bashful cunning!
+ And prompt me, plain and holy innocence!
+ I am your wife, it you will marry me;
+ If not, I'll die your maid: to be your fellow
+ You may deny me; but I'll be your servant,
+ Whether you will or no.
+
+FERDINAND My mistress, dearest;
+ And I thus humble ever.
+
+MIRANDA My husband, then?
+
+FERDINAND Ay, with a heart as willing
+ As bondage e'er of freedom: here's my hand.
+
+MIRANDA And mine, with my heart in't; and now farewell
+ Till half an hour hence.
+
+FERDINAND A thousand thousand!
+
+ [Exeunt FERDINAND and MIRANDA severally]
+
+PROSPERO So glad of this as they I cannot be,
+ Who are surprised withal; but my rejoicing
+ At nothing can be more. I'll to my book,
+ For yet ere supper-time must I perform
+ Much business appertaining.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TEMPEST
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Another part of the island.
+
+
+ [Enter CALIBAN, STEPHANO, and TRINCULO]
+
+STEPHANO Tell not me; when the butt is out, we will drink
+ water; not a drop before: therefore bear up, and
+ board 'em. Servant-monster, drink to me.
+
+TRINCULO Servant-monster! the folly of this island! They
+ say there's but five upon this isle: we are three
+ of them; if th' other two be brained like us, the
+ state totters.
+
+STEPHANO Drink, servant-monster, when I bid thee: thy eyes
+ are almost set in thy head.
+
+TRINCULO Where should they be set else? he were a brave
+ monster indeed, if they were set in his tail.
+
+STEPHANO My man-monster hath drown'd his tongue in sack:
+ for my part, the sea cannot drown me; I swam, ere I
+ could recover the shore, five and thirty leagues off
+ and on. By this light, thou shalt be my lieutenant,
+ monster, or my standard.
+
+TRINCULO Your lieutenant, if you list; he's no standard.
+
+STEPHANO We'll not run, Monsieur Monster.
+
+TRINCULO Nor go neither; but you'll lie like dogs and yet say
+ nothing neither.
+
+STEPHANO Moon-calf, speak once in thy life, if thou beest a
+ good moon-calf.
+
+CALIBAN How does thy honour? Let me lick thy shoe.
+ I'll not serve him; he's not valiant.
+
+TRINCULO Thou liest, most ignorant monster: I am in case to
+ justle a constable. Why, thou deboshed fish thou,
+ was there ever man a coward that hath drunk so much
+ sack as I to-day? Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie,
+ being but half a fish and half a monster?
+
+CALIBAN Lo, how he mocks me! wilt thou let him, my lord?
+
+TRINCULO 'Lord' quoth he! That a monster should be such a natural!
+
+CALIBAN Lo, lo, again! bite him to death, I prithee.
+
+STEPHANO Trinculo, keep a good tongue in your head: if you
+ prove a mutineer,--the next tree! The poor monster's
+ my subject and he shall not suffer indignity.
+
+CALIBAN I thank my noble lord. Wilt thou be pleased to
+ hearken once again to the suit I made to thee?
+
+STEPHANO Marry, will I kneel and repeat it; I will stand,
+ and so shall Trinculo.
+
+ [Enter ARIEL, invisible]
+
+CALIBAN As I told thee before, I am subject to a tyrant, a
+ sorcerer, that by his cunning hath cheated me of the island.
+
+ARIEL Thou liest.
+
+CALIBAN Thou liest, thou jesting monkey, thou: I would my
+ valiant master would destroy thee! I do not lie.
+
+STEPHANO Trinculo, if you trouble him any more in's tale, by
+ this hand, I will supplant some of your teeth.
+
+TRINCULO Why, I said nothing.
+
+STEPHANO Mum, then, and no more. Proceed.
+
+CALIBAN I say, by sorcery he got this isle;
+ From me he got it. if thy greatness will
+ Revenge it on him,--for I know thou darest,
+ But this thing dare not,--
+
+STEPHANO That's most certain.
+
+CALIBAN Thou shalt be lord of it and I'll serve thee.
+
+STEPHANO How now shall this be compassed?
+ Canst thou bring me to the party?
+
+CALIBAN Yea, yea, my lord: I'll yield him thee asleep,
+ Where thou mayst knock a nail into his bead.
+
+ARIEL Thou liest; thou canst not.
+
+CALIBAN What a pied ninny's this! Thou scurvy patch!
+ I do beseech thy greatness, give him blows
+ And take his bottle from him: when that's gone
+ He shall drink nought but brine; for I'll not show him
+ Where the quick freshes are.
+
+STEPHANO Trinculo, run into no further danger:
+ interrupt the monster one word further, and,
+ by this hand, I'll turn my mercy out o' doors
+ and make a stock-fish of thee.
+
+TRINCULO Why, what did I? I did nothing. I'll go farther
+ off.
+
+STEPHANO Didst thou not say he lied?
+
+ARIEL Thou liest.
+
+STEPHANO Do I so? take thou that.
+
+ [Beats TRINCULO]
+
+ As you like this, give me the lie another time.
+
+TRINCULO I did not give the lie. Out o' your
+ wits and bearing too? A pox o' your bottle!
+ this can sack and drinking do. A murrain on
+ your monster, and the devil take your fingers!
+
+CALIBAN Ha, ha, ha!
+
+STEPHANO Now, forward with your tale. Prithee, stand farther
+ off.
+
+CALIBAN Beat him enough: after a little time
+ I'll beat him too.
+
+STEPHANO Stand farther. Come, proceed.
+
+CALIBAN Why, as I told thee, 'tis a custom with him,
+ I' th' afternoon to sleep: there thou mayst brain him,
+ Having first seized his books, or with a log
+ Batter his skull, or paunch him with a stake,
+ Or cut his wezand with thy knife. Remember
+ First to possess his books; for without them
+ He's but a sot, as I am, nor hath not
+ One spirit to command: they all do hate him
+ As rootedly as I. Burn but his books.
+ He has brave utensils,--for so he calls them--
+ Which when he has a house, he'll deck withal
+ And that most deeply to consider is
+ The beauty of his daughter; he himself
+ Calls her a nonpareil: I never saw a woman,
+ But only Sycorax my dam and she;
+ But she as far surpasseth Sycorax
+ As great'st does least.
+
+STEPHANO Is it so brave a lass?
+
+CALIBAN Ay, lord; she will become thy bed, I warrant.
+ And bring thee forth brave brood.
+
+STEPHANO Monster, I will kill this man: his daughter and I
+ will be king and queen--save our graces!--and
+ Trinculo and thyself shall be viceroys. Dost thou
+ like the plot, Trinculo?
+
+TRINCULO Excellent.
+
+STEPHANO Give me thy hand: I am sorry I beat thee; but,
+ while thou livest, keep a good tongue in thy head.
+
+CALIBAN Within this half hour will he be asleep:
+ Wilt thou destroy him then?
+
+STEPHANO Ay, on mine honour.
+
+ARIEL This will I tell my master.
+
+CALIBAN Thou makest me merry; I am full of pleasure:
+ Let us be jocund: will you troll the catch
+ You taught me but while-ere?
+
+STEPHANO At thy request, monster, I will do reason, any
+ reason. Come on, Trinculo, let us sing.
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ Flout 'em and scout 'em
+ And scout 'em and flout 'em
+ Thought is free.
+
+CALIBAN That's not the tune.
+
+ [Ariel plays the tune on a tabour and pipe]
+
+STEPHANO What is this same?
+
+TRINCULO This is the tune of our catch, played by the picture
+ of Nobody.
+
+STEPHANO If thou beest a man, show thyself in thy likeness:
+ if thou beest a devil, take't as thou list.
+
+TRINCULO O, forgive me my sins!
+
+STEPHANO He that dies pays all debts: I defy thee. Mercy upon us!
+
+CALIBAN Art thou afeard?
+
+STEPHANO No, monster, not I.
+
+CALIBAN Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises,
+ Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
+ Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
+ Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices
+ That, if I then had waked after long sleep,
+ Will make me sleep again: and then, in dreaming,
+ The clouds methought would open and show riches
+ Ready to drop upon me that, when I waked,
+ I cried to dream again.
+
+STEPHANO This will prove a brave kingdom to me, where I shall
+ have my music for nothing.
+
+CALIBAN When Prospero is destroyed.
+
+STEPHANO That shall be by and by: I remember the story.
+
+TRINCULO The sound is going away; let's follow it, and
+ after do our work.
+
+STEPHANO Lead, monster; we'll follow. I would I could see
+ this tabourer; he lays it on.
+
+TRINCULO Wilt come? I'll follow, Stephano.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TEMPEST
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III Another part of the island.
+
+
+ [Enter ALONSO, SEBASTIAN, ANTONIO, GONZALO,
+ ADRIAN, FRANCISCO, and others]
+
+GONZALO By'r lakin, I can go no further, sir;
+ My old bones ache: here's a maze trod indeed
+ Through forth-rights and meanders! By your patience,
+ I needs must rest me.
+
+ALONSO Old lord, I cannot blame thee,
+ Who am myself attach'd with weariness,
+ To the dulling of my spirits: sit down, and rest.
+ Even here I will put off my hope and keep it
+ No longer for my flatterer: he is drown'd
+ Whom thus we stray to find, and the sea mocks
+ Our frustrate search on land. Well, let him go.
+
+ANTONIO [Aside to SEBASTIAN] I am right glad that he's so
+ out of hope.
+ Do not, for one repulse, forego the purpose
+ That you resolved to effect.
+
+SEBASTIAN [Aside to ANTONIO] The next advantage
+ Will we take throughly.
+
+ANTONIO [Aside to SEBASTIAN] Let it be to-night;
+ For, now they are oppress'd with travel, they
+ Will not, nor cannot, use such vigilance
+ As when they are fresh.
+
+SEBASTIAN [Aside to ANTONIO] I say, to-night: no more.
+
+ [Solemn and strange music]
+
+ALONSO What harmony is this? My good friends, hark!
+
+GONZALO Marvellous sweet music!
+
+ [Enter PROSPERO above, invisible. Enter several
+ strange Shapes, bringing in a banquet;
+ they dance about it with gentle actions of
+ salutation; and, inviting the King, &c. to
+ eat, they depart]
+
+ALONSO Give us kind keepers, heavens! What were these?
+
+SEBASTIAN A living drollery. Now I will believe
+ That there are unicorns, that in Arabia
+ There is one tree, the phoenix' throne, one phoenix
+ At this hour reigning there.
+
+ANTONIO I'll believe both;
+ And what does else want credit, come to me,
+ And I'll be sworn 'tis true: travellers ne'er did
+ lie,
+ Though fools at home condemn 'em.
+
+GONZALO If in Naples
+ I should report this now, would they believe me?
+ If I should say, I saw such islanders--
+ For, certes, these are people of the island--
+ Who, though they are of monstrous shape, yet, note,
+ Their manners are more gentle-kind than of
+ Our human generation you shall find
+ Many, nay, almost any.
+
+PROSPERO [Aside] Honest lord,
+ Thou hast said well; for some of you there present
+ Are worse than devils.
+
+ALONSO I cannot too much muse
+ Such shapes, such gesture and such sound, expressing,
+ Although they want the use of tongue, a kind
+ Of excellent dumb discourse.
+
+PROSPERO [Aside] Praise in departing.
+
+FRANCISCO They vanish'd strangely.
+
+SEBASTIAN No matter, since
+ They have left their viands behind; for we have stomachs.
+ Will't please you taste of what is here?
+
+ALONSO Not I.
+
+GONZALO Faith, sir, you need not fear. When we were boys,
+ Who would believe that there were mountaineers
+ Dew-lapp'd like bulls, whose throats had hanging at 'em
+ Wallets of flesh? or that there were such men
+ Whose heads stood in their breasts? which now we find
+ Each putter-out of five for one will bring us
+ Good warrant of.
+
+ALONSO I will stand to and feed,
+ Although my last: no matter, since I feel
+ The best is past. Brother, my lord the duke,
+ Stand to and do as we.
+
+ [Thunder and lightning. Enter ARIEL, like a
+ harpy; claps his wings upon the table; and,
+ with a quaint device, the banquet vanishes]
+
+ARIEL You are three men of sin, whom Destiny,
+ That hath to instrument this lower world
+ And what is in't, the never-surfeited sea
+ Hath caused to belch up you; and on this island
+ Where man doth not inhabit; you 'mongst men
+ Being most unfit to live. I have made you mad;
+ And even with such-like valour men hang and drown
+ Their proper selves.
+
+ [ALONSO, SEBASTIAN &c. draw their swords]
+
+ You fools! I and my fellows
+ Are ministers of Fate: the elements,
+ Of whom your swords are temper'd, may as well
+ Wound the loud winds, or with bemock'd-at stabs
+ Kill the still-closing waters, as diminish
+ One dowle that's in my plume: my fellow-ministers
+ Are like invulnerable. If you could hurt,
+ Your swords are now too massy for your strengths
+ And will not be uplifted. But remember--
+ For that's my business to you--that you three
+ From Milan did supplant good Prospero;
+ Exposed unto the sea, which hath requit it,
+ Him and his innocent child: for which foul deed
+ The powers, delaying, not forgetting, have
+ Incensed the seas and shores, yea, all the creatures,
+ Against your peace. Thee of thy son, Alonso,
+ They have bereft; and do pronounce by me:
+ Lingering perdition, worse than any death
+ Can be at once, shall step by step attend
+ You and your ways; whose wraths to guard you from--
+ Which here, in this most desolate isle, else falls
+ Upon your heads--is nothing but heart-sorrow
+ And a clear life ensuing.
+
+ [He vanishes in thunder; then, to soft music
+ enter the Shapes again, and dance, with
+ mocks and mows, and carrying out the table]
+
+PROSPERO Bravely the figure of this harpy hast thou
+ Perform'd, my Ariel; a grace it had, devouring:
+ Of my instruction hast thou nothing bated
+ In what thou hadst to say: so, with good life
+ And observation strange, my meaner ministers
+ Their several kinds have done. My high charms work
+ And these mine enemies are all knit up
+ In their distractions; they now are in my power;
+ And in these fits I leave them, while I visit
+ Young Ferdinand, whom they suppose is drown'd,
+ And his and mine loved darling.
+
+ [Exit above]
+
+GONZALO I' the name of something holy, sir, why stand you
+ In this strange stare?
+
+ALONSO O, it is monstrous, monstrous:
+ Methought the billows spoke and told me of it;
+ The winds did sing it to me, and the thunder,
+ That deep and dreadful organ-pipe, pronounced
+ The name of Prosper: it did bass my trespass.
+ Therefore my son i' the ooze is bedded, and
+ I'll seek him deeper than e'er plummet sounded
+ And with him there lie mudded.
+ [Exit]
+
+SEBASTIAN But one fiend at a time,
+ I'll fight their legions o'er.
+
+ANTONIO I'll be thy second.
+
+ [Exeunt SEBASTIAN, and ANTONIO]
+
+GONZALO All three of them are desperate: their great guilt,
+ Like poison given to work a great time after,
+ Now 'gins to bite the spirits. I do beseech you
+ That are of suppler joints, follow them swiftly
+ And hinder them from what this ecstasy
+ May now provoke them to.
+
+ADRIAN Follow, I pray you.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TEMPEST
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before PROSPERO'S cell.
+
+
+ [Enter PROSPERO, FERDINAND, and MIRANDA]
+
+PROSPERO If I have too austerely punish'd you,
+ Your compensation makes amends, for I
+ Have given you here a third of mine own life,
+ Or that for which I live; who once again
+ I tender to thy hand: all thy vexations
+ Were but my trials of thy love and thou
+ Hast strangely stood the test here, afore Heaven,
+ I ratify this my rich gift. O Ferdinand,
+ Do not smile at me that I boast her off,
+ For thou shalt find she will outstrip all praise
+ And make it halt behind her.
+
+FERDINAND I do believe it
+ Against an oracle.
+
+PROSPERO Then, as my gift and thine own acquisition
+ Worthily purchased take my daughter: but
+ If thou dost break her virgin-knot before
+ All sanctimonious ceremonies may
+ With full and holy rite be minister'd,
+ No sweet aspersion shall the heavens let fall
+ To make this contract grow: but barren hate,
+ Sour-eyed disdain and discord shall bestrew
+ The union of your bed with weeds so loathly
+ That you shall hate it both: therefore take heed,
+ As Hymen's lamps shall light you.
+
+FERDINAND As I hope
+ For quiet days, fair issue and long life,
+ With such love as 'tis now, the murkiest den,
+ The most opportune place, the strong'st suggestion.
+ Our worser genius can, shall never melt
+ Mine honour into lust, to take away
+ The edge of that day's celebration
+ When I shall think: or Phoebus' steeds are founder'd,
+ Or Night kept chain'd below.
+
+PROSPERO Fairly spoke.
+ Sit then and talk with her; she is thine own.
+ What, Ariel! my industrious servant, Ariel!
+
+ [Enter ARIEL]
+
+ARIEL What would my potent master? here I am.
+
+PROSPERO Thou and thy meaner fellows your last service
+ Did worthily perform; and I must use you
+ In such another trick. Go bring the rabble,
+ O'er whom I give thee power, here to this place:
+ Incite them to quick motion; for I must
+ Bestow upon the eyes of this young couple
+ Some vanity of mine art: it is my promise,
+ And they expect it from me.
+
+ARIEL Presently?
+
+PROSPERO Ay, with a twink.
+
+ARIEL Before you can say 'come' and 'go,'
+ And breathe twice and cry 'so, so,'
+ Each one, tripping on his toe,
+ Will be here with mop and mow.
+ Do you love me, master? no?
+
+PROSPERO Dearly my delicate Ariel. Do not approach
+ Till thou dost hear me call.
+
+ARIEL Well, I conceive.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PROSPERO Look thou be true; do not give dalliance
+ Too much the rein: the strongest oaths are straw
+ To the fire i' the blood: be more abstemious,
+ Or else, good night your vow!
+
+FERDINAND I warrant you sir;
+ The white cold virgin snow upon my heart
+ Abates the ardour of my liver.
+
+PROSPERO Well.
+ Now come, my Ariel! bring a corollary,
+ Rather than want a spirit: appear and pertly!
+ No tongue! all eyes! be silent.
+
+ [Soft music]
+
+ [Enter IRIS]
+
+IRIS Ceres, most bounteous lady, thy rich leas
+ Of wheat, rye, barley, vetches, oats and pease;
+ Thy turfy mountains, where live nibbling sheep,
+ And flat meads thatch'd with stover, them to keep;
+ Thy banks with pioned and twilled brims,
+ Which spongy April at thy hest betrims,
+ To make cold nymphs chaste crowns; and thy broom -groves,
+ Whose shadow the dismissed bachelor loves,
+ Being lass-lorn: thy pole-clipt vineyard;
+ And thy sea-marge, sterile and rocky-hard,
+ Where thou thyself dost air;--the queen o' the sky,
+ Whose watery arch and messenger am I,
+ Bids thee leave these, and with her sovereign grace,
+ Here on this grass-plot, in this very place,
+ To come and sport: her peacocks fly amain:
+ Approach, rich Ceres, her to entertain.
+
+ [Enter CERES]
+
+CERES Hail, many-colour'd messenger, that ne'er
+ Dost disobey the wife of Jupiter;
+ Who with thy saffron wings upon my flowers
+ Diffusest honey-drops, refreshing showers,
+ And with each end of thy blue bow dost crown
+ My bosky acres and my unshrubb'd down,
+ Rich scarf to my proud earth; why hath thy queen
+ Summon'd me hither, to this short-grass'd green?
+
+IRIS A contract of true love to celebrate;
+ And some donation freely to estate
+ On the blest lovers.
+
+CERES Tell me, heavenly bow,
+ If Venus or her son, as thou dost know,
+ Do now attend the queen? Since they did plot
+ The means that dusky Dis my daughter got,
+ Her and her blind boy's scandal'd company
+ I have forsworn.
+
+IRIS Of her society
+ Be not afraid: I met her deity
+ Cutting the clouds towards Paphos and her son
+ Dove-drawn with her. Here thought they to have done
+ Some wanton charm upon this man and maid,
+ Whose vows are, that no bed-right shall be paid
+ Till Hymen's torch be lighted: but vain;
+ Mars's hot minion is returned again;
+ Her waspish-headed son has broke his arrows,
+ Swears he will shoot no more but play with sparrows
+ And be a boy right out.
+
+CERES High'st queen of state,
+ Great Juno, comes; I know her by her gait.
+
+ [Enter JUNO]
+
+JUNO How does my bounteous sister? Go with me
+ To bless this twain, that they may prosperous be
+ And honour'd in their issue.
+
+ [They sing:]
+
+JUNO Honour, riches, marriage-blessing,
+ Long continuance, and increasing,
+ Hourly joys be still upon you!
+ Juno sings her blessings upon you.
+
+CERES Earth's increase, foison plenty,
+ Barns and garners never empty,
+ Vines and clustering bunches growing,
+ Plants with goodly burthen bowing;
+ Spring come to you at the farthest
+ In the very end of harvest!
+ Scarcity and want shall shun you;
+ Ceres' blessing so is on you.
+
+FERDINAND This is a most majestic vision, and
+ Harmoniously charmingly. May I be bold
+ To think these spirits?
+
+PROSPERO Spirits, which by mine art
+ I have from their confines call'd to enact
+ My present fancies.
+
+FERDINAND Let me live here ever;
+ So rare a wonder'd father and a wife
+ Makes this place Paradise.
+
+ [Juno and Ceres whisper, and send Iris on
+ employment]
+
+PROSPERO Sweet, now, silence!
+ Juno and Ceres whisper seriously;
+ There's something else to do: hush, and be mute,
+ Or else our spell is marr'd.
+
+IRIS You nymphs, call'd Naiads, of the windring brooks,
+ With your sedged crowns and ever-harmless looks,
+ Leave your crisp channels and on this green land
+ Answer your summons; Juno does command:
+ Come, temperate nymphs, and help to celebrate
+ A contract of true love; be not too late.
+
+ [Enter certain Nymphs]
+
+ You sunburnt sicklemen, of August weary,
+ Come hither from the furrow and be merry:
+ Make holiday; your rye-straw hats put on
+ And these fresh nymphs encounter every one
+ In country footing.
+
+ [Enter certain Reapers, properly habited: they
+ join with the Nymphs in a graceful dance;
+ towards the end whereof PROSPERO starts
+ suddenly, and speaks; after which, to a
+ strange, hollow, and confused noise, they
+ heavily vanish]
+
+PROSPERO [Aside] I had forgot that foul conspiracy
+ Of the beast Caliban and his confederates
+ Against my life: the minute of their plot
+ Is almost come.
+
+ [To the Spirits]
+
+ Well done! avoid; no more!
+
+FERDINAND This is strange: your father's in some passion
+ That works him strongly.
+
+MIRANDA Never till this day
+ Saw I him touch'd with anger so distemper'd.
+
+PROSPERO You do look, my son, in a moved sort,
+ As if you were dismay'd: be cheerful, sir.
+ Our revels now are ended. These our actors,
+ As I foretold you, were all spirits and
+ Are melted into air, into thin air:
+ And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
+ The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
+ The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
+ Ye all which it inherit, shall dissolve
+ And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
+ Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
+ As dreams are made on, and our little life
+ Is rounded with a sleep. Sir, I am vex'd;
+ Bear with my weakness; my, brain is troubled:
+ Be not disturb'd with my infirmity:
+ If you be pleased, retire into my cell
+ And there repose: a turn or two I'll walk,
+ To still my beating mind.
+
+
+FERDINAND |
+ | We wish your peace.
+MIRANDA |
+
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+PROSPERO Come with a thought I thank thee, Ariel: come.
+
+ [Enter ARIEL]
+
+ARIEL Thy thoughts I cleave to. What's thy pleasure?
+
+PROSPERO Spirit,
+ We must prepare to meet with Caliban.
+
+ARIEL Ay, my commander: when I presented Ceres,
+ I thought to have told thee of it, but I fear'd
+ Lest I might anger thee.
+
+PROSPERO Say again, where didst thou leave these varlets?
+
+ARIEL I told you, sir, they were red-hot with drinking;
+ So fun of valour that they smote the air
+ For breathing in their faces; beat the ground
+ For kissing of their feet; yet always bending
+ Towards their project. Then I beat my tabour;
+ At which, like unback'd colts, they prick'd
+ their ears,
+ Advanced their eyelids, lifted up their noses
+ As they smelt music: so I charm'd their ears
+ That calf-like they my lowing follow'd through
+ Tooth'd briers, sharp furzes, pricking goss and thorns,
+ Which entered their frail shins: at last I left them
+ I' the filthy-mantled pool beyond your cell,
+ There dancing up to the chins, that the foul lake
+ O'erstunk their feet.
+
+PROSPERO This was well done, my bird.
+ Thy shape invisible retain thou still:
+ The trumpery in my house, go bring it hither,
+ For stale to catch these thieves.
+
+ARIEL I go, I go.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PROSPERO A devil, a born devil, on whose nature
+ Nurture can never stick; on whom my pains,
+ Humanely taken, all, all lost, quite lost;
+ And as with age his body uglier grows,
+ So his mind cankers. I will plague them all,
+ Even to roaring.
+
+ [Re-enter ARIEL, loaden with glistering apparel, &c]
+
+ Come, hang them on this line.
+
+ [PROSPERO and ARIEL remain invisible. Enter
+ CALIBAN, STEPHANO, and TRINCULO, all wet]
+
+CALIBAN Pray you, tread softly, that the blind mole may not
+ Hear a foot fall: we now are near his cell.
+
+STEPHANO Monster, your fairy, which you say is
+ a harmless fairy, has done little better than
+ played the Jack with us.
+
+TRINCULO Monster, I do smell all horse-piss; at
+ which my nose is in great indignation.
+
+STEPHANO So is mine. Do you hear, monster? If I should take
+ a displeasure against you, look you,--
+
+TRINCULO Thou wert but a lost monster.
+
+CALIBAN Good my lord, give me thy favour still.
+ Be patient, for the prize I'll bring thee to
+ Shall hoodwink this mischance: therefore speak softly.
+ All's hush'd as midnight yet.
+
+TRINCULO Ay, but to lose our bottles in the pool,--
+
+STEPHANO There is not only disgrace and dishonour in that,
+ monster, but an infinite loss.
+
+TRINCULO That's more to me than my wetting: yet this is your
+ harmless fairy, monster.
+
+STEPHANO I will fetch off my bottle, though I be o'er ears
+ for my labour.
+
+CALIBAN Prithee, my king, be quiet. Seest thou here,
+ This is the mouth o' the cell: no noise, and enter.
+ Do that good mischief which may make this island
+ Thine own for ever, and I, thy Caliban,
+ For aye thy foot-licker.
+
+STEPHANO Give me thy hand. I do begin to have bloody thoughts.
+
+TRINCULO O king Stephano! O peer! O worthy Stephano! look
+ what a wardrobe here is for thee!
+
+CALIBAN Let it alone, thou fool; it is but trash.
+
+TRINCULO O, ho, monster! we know what belongs to a frippery.
+ O king Stephano!
+
+STEPHANO Put off that gown, Trinculo; by this hand, I'll have
+ that gown.
+
+TRINCULO Thy grace shall have it.
+
+CALIBAN The dropsy drown this fool I what do you mean
+ To dote thus on such luggage? Let's alone
+ And do the murder first: if he awake,
+ From toe to crown he'll fill our skins with pinches,
+ Make us strange stuff.
+
+STEPHANO Be you quiet, monster. Mistress line,
+ is not this my jerkin? Now is the jerkin under
+ the line: now, jerkin, you are like to lose your
+ hair and prove a bald jerkin.
+
+TRINCULO Do, do: we steal by line and level, an't like your grace.
+
+STEPHANO I thank thee for that jest; here's a garment for't:
+ wit shall not go unrewarded while I am king of this
+ country. 'Steal by line and level' is an excellent
+ pass of pate; there's another garment for't.
+
+TRINCULO Monster, come, put some lime upon your fingers, and
+ away with the rest.
+
+CALIBAN I will have none on't: we shall lose our time,
+ And all be turn'd to barnacles, or to apes
+ With foreheads villanous low.
+
+STEPHANO Monster, lay-to your fingers: help to bear this
+ away where my hogshead of wine is, or I'll turn you
+ out of my kingdom: go to, carry this.
+
+TRINCULO And this.
+
+STEPHANO Ay, and this.
+
+ [A noise of hunters heard. Enter divers Spirits,
+ in shape of dogs and hounds, and hunt them about,
+ PROSPERO and ARIEL setting them on]
+
+PROSPERO Hey, Mountain, hey!
+
+ARIEL Silver I there it goes, Silver!
+
+PROSPERO Fury, Fury! there, Tyrant, there! hark! hark!
+
+ [CALIBAN, STEPHANO, and TRINCULO, are
+ driven out]
+
+ Go charge my goblins that they grind their joints
+ With dry convulsions, shorten up their sinews
+ With aged cramps, and more pinch-spotted make them
+ Than pard or cat o' mountain.
+
+ARIEL Hark, they roar!
+
+PROSPERO Let them be hunted soundly. At this hour
+ Lie at my mercy all mine enemies:
+ Shortly shall all my labours end, and thou
+ Shalt have the air at freedom: for a little
+ Follow, and do me service.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TEMPEST
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before PROSPERO'S cell.
+
+
+ [Enter PROSPERO in his magic robes, and ARIEL]
+
+PROSPERO Now does my project gather to a head:
+ My charms crack not; my spirits obey; and time
+ Goes upright with his carriage. How's the day?
+
+ARIEL On the sixth hour; at which time, my lord,
+ You said our work should cease.
+
+PROSPERO I did say so,
+ When first I raised the tempest. Say, my spirit,
+ How fares the king and's followers?
+
+ARIEL Confined together
+ In the same fashion as you gave in charge,
+ Just as you left them; all prisoners, sir,
+ In the line-grove which weather-fends your cell;
+ They cannot budge till your release. The king,
+ His brother and yours, abide all three distracted
+ And the remainder mourning over them,
+ Brimful of sorrow and dismay; but chiefly
+ Him that you term'd, sir, 'The good old lord Gonzalo;'
+ His tears run down his beard, like winter's drops
+ From eaves of reeds. Your charm so strongly works 'em
+ That if you now beheld them, your affections
+ Would become tender.
+
+PROSPERO Dost thou think so, spirit?
+
+ARIEL Mine would, sir, were I human.
+
+PROSPERO And mine shall.
+ Hast thou, which art but air, a touch, a feeling
+ Of their afflictions, and shall not myself,
+ One of their kind, that relish all as sharply,
+ Passion as they, be kindlier moved than thou art?
+ Though with their high wrongs I am struck to the quick,
+ Yet with my nobler reason 'gaitist my fury
+ Do I take part: the rarer action is
+ In virtue than in vengeance: they being penitent,
+ The sole drift of my purpose doth extend
+ Not a frown further. Go release them, Ariel:
+ My charms I'll break, their senses I'll restore,
+ And they shall be themselves.
+
+ARIEL I'll fetch them, sir.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PROSPERO Ye elves of hills, brooks, standing lakes and groves,
+ And ye that on the sands with printless foot
+ Do chase the ebbing Neptune and do fly him
+ When he comes back; you demi-puppets that
+ By moonshine do the green sour ringlets make,
+ Whereof the ewe not bites, and you whose pastime
+ Is to make midnight mushrooms, that rejoice
+ To hear the solemn curfew; by whose aid,
+ Weak masters though ye be, I have bedimm'd
+ The noontide sun, call'd forth the mutinous winds,
+ And 'twixt the green sea and the azured vault
+ Set roaring war: to the dread rattling thunder
+ Have I given fire and rifted Jove's stout oak
+ With his own bolt; the strong-based promontory
+ Have I made shake and by the spurs pluck'd up
+ The pine and cedar: graves at my command
+ Have waked their sleepers, oped, and let 'em forth
+ By my so potent art. But this rough magic
+ I here abjure, and, when I have required
+ Some heavenly music, which even now I do,
+ To work mine end upon their senses that
+ This airy charm is for, I'll break my staff,
+ Bury it certain fathoms in the earth,
+ And deeper than did ever plummet sound
+ I'll drown my book.
+
+ [Solemn music]
+
+ [Re-enter ARIEL before: then ALONSO, with a
+ frantic gesture, attended by GONZALO;
+ SEBASTIAN and ANTONIO in like manner,
+ attended by ADRIAN and FRANCISCO they all
+ enter the circle which PROSPERO had made,
+ and there stand charmed; which PROSPERO
+ observing, speaks:]
+
+ A solemn air and the best comforter
+ To an unsettled fancy cure thy brains,
+ Now useless, boil'd within thy skull! There stand,
+ For you are spell-stopp'd.
+ Holy Gonzalo, honourable man,
+ Mine eyes, even sociable to the show of thine,
+ Fall fellowly drops. The charm dissolves apace,
+ And as the morning steals upon the night,
+ Melting the darkness, so their rising senses
+ Begin to chase the ignorant fumes that mantle
+ Their clearer reason. O good Gonzalo,
+ My true preserver, and a loyal sir
+ To him you follow'st! I will pay thy graces
+ Home both in word and deed. Most cruelly
+ Didst thou, Alonso, use me and my daughter:
+ Thy brother was a furtherer in the act.
+ Thou art pinch'd fort now, Sebastian. Flesh and blood,
+ You, brother mine, that entertain'd ambition,
+ Expell'd remorse and nature; who, with Sebastian,
+ Whose inward pinches therefore are most strong,
+ Would here have kill'd your king; I do forgive thee,
+ Unnatural though thou art. Their understanding
+ Begins to swell, and the approaching tide
+ Will shortly fill the reasonable shore
+ That now lies foul and muddy. Not one of them
+ That yet looks on me, or would know me Ariel,
+ Fetch me the hat and rapier in my cell:
+ I will discase me, and myself present
+ As I was sometime Milan: quickly, spirit;
+ Thou shalt ere long be free.
+
+ [ARIEL sings and helps to attire him]
+
+ Where the bee sucks. there suck I:
+ In a cowslip's bell I lie;
+ There I couch when owls do cry.
+ On the bat's back I do fly
+ After summer merrily.
+ Merrily, merrily shall I live now
+ Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
+
+PROSPERO Why, that's my dainty Ariel! I shall miss thee:
+ But yet thou shalt have freedom: so, so, so.
+ To the king's ship, invisible as thou art:
+ There shalt thou find the mariners asleep
+ Under the hatches; the master and the boatswain
+ Being awake, enforce them to this place,
+ And presently, I prithee.
+
+ARIEL I drink the air before me, and return
+ Or ere your pulse twice beat.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+GONZALO All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
+ Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
+ Out of this fearful country!
+
+PROSPERO Behold, sir king,
+ The wronged Duke of Milan, Prospero:
+ For more assurance that a living prince
+ Does now speak to thee, I embrace thy body;
+ And to thee and thy company I bid
+ A hearty welcome.
+
+ALONSO Whether thou best he or no,
+ Or some enchanted trifle to abuse me,
+ As late I have been, I not know: thy pulse
+ Beats as of flesh and blood; and, since I saw thee,
+ The affliction of my mind amends, with which,
+ I fear, a madness held me: this must crave,
+ An if this be at all, a most strange story.
+ Thy dukedom I resign and do entreat
+ Thou pardon me my wrongs. But how should Prospero
+ Be living and be here?
+
+PROSPERO First, noble friend,
+ Let me embrace thine age, whose honour cannot
+ Be measured or confined.
+
+GONZALO Whether this be
+ Or be not, I'll not swear.
+
+PROSPERO You do yet taste
+ Some subtilties o' the isle, that will not let you
+ Believe things certain. Welcome, my friends all!
+
+ [Aside to SEBASTIAN and ANTONIO]
+
+ But you, my brace of lords, were I so minded,
+ I here could pluck his highness' frown upon you
+ And justify you traitors: at this time
+ I will tell no tales.
+
+SEBASTIAN [Aside] The devil speaks in him.
+
+PROSPERO No.
+ For you, most wicked sir, whom to call brother
+ Would even infect my mouth, I do forgive
+ Thy rankest fault; all of them; and require
+ My dukedom of thee, which perforce, I know,
+ Thou must restore.
+
+ALONSO If thou be'st Prospero,
+ Give us particulars of thy preservation;
+ How thou hast met us here, who three hours since
+ Were wreck'd upon this shore; where I have lost--
+ How sharp the point of this remembrance is!--
+ My dear son Ferdinand.
+
+PROSPERO I am woe for't, sir.
+
+ALONSO Irreparable is the loss, and patience
+ Says it is past her cure.
+
+PROSPERO I rather think
+ You have not sought her help, of whose soft grace
+ For the like loss I have her sovereign aid
+ And rest myself content.
+
+ALONSO You the like loss!
+
+PROSPERO As great to me as late; and, supportable
+ To make the dear loss, have I means much weaker
+ Than you may call to comfort you, for I
+ Have lost my daughter.
+
+ALONSO A daughter?
+ O heavens, that they were living both in Naples,
+ The king and queen there! that they were, I wish
+ Myself were mudded in that oozy bed
+ Where my son lies. When did you lose your daughter?
+
+PROSPERO In this last tempest. I perceive these lords
+ At this encounter do so much admire
+ That they devour their reason and scarce think
+ Their eyes do offices of truth, their words
+ Are natural breath: but, howsoe'er you have
+ Been justled from your senses, know for certain
+ That I am Prospero and that very duke
+ Which was thrust forth of Milan, who most strangely
+ Upon this shore, where you were wreck'd, was landed,
+ To be the lord on't. No more yet of this;
+ For 'tis a chronicle of day by day,
+ Not a relation for a breakfast nor
+ Befitting this first meeting. Welcome, sir;
+ This cell's my court: here have I few attendants
+ And subjects none abroad: pray you, look in.
+ My dukedom since you have given me again,
+ I will requite you with as good a thing;
+ At least bring forth a wonder, to content ye
+ As much as me my dukedom.
+
+ [Here PROSPERO discovers FERDINAND and MIRANDA
+ playing at chess]
+
+MIRANDA Sweet lord, you play me false.
+
+FERDINAND No, my dear'st love,
+ I would not for the world.
+
+MIRANDA Yes, for a score of kingdoms you should wrangle,
+ And I would call it, fair play.
+
+ALONSO If this prove
+ A vision of the Island, one dear son
+ Shall I twice lose.
+
+SEBASTIAN A most high miracle!
+
+FERDINAND Though the seas threaten, they are merciful;
+ I have cursed them without cause.
+
+ [Kneels]
+
+ALONSO Now all the blessings
+ Of a glad father compass thee about!
+ Arise, and say how thou camest here.
+
+MIRANDA O, wonder!
+ How many goodly creatures are there here!
+ How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,
+ That has such people in't!
+
+PROSPERO 'Tis new to thee.
+
+ALONSO What is this maid with whom thou wast at play?
+ Your eld'st acquaintance cannot be three hours:
+ Is she the goddess that hath sever'd us,
+ And brought us thus together?
+
+FERDINAND Sir, she is mortal;
+ But by immortal Providence she's mine:
+ I chose her when I could not ask my father
+ For his advice, nor thought I had one. She
+ Is daughter to this famous Duke of Milan,
+ Of whom so often I have heard renown,
+ But never saw before; of whom I have
+ Received a second life; and second father
+ This lady makes him to me.
+
+ALONSO I am hers:
+ But, O, how oddly will it sound that I
+ Must ask my child forgiveness!
+
+PROSPERO There, sir, stop:
+ Let us not burthen our remembrance with
+ A heaviness that's gone.
+
+GONZALO I have inly wept,
+ Or should have spoke ere this. Look down, you god,
+ And on this couple drop a blessed crown!
+ For it is you that have chalk'd forth the way
+ Which brought us hither.
+
+ALONSO I say, Amen, Gonzalo!
+
+GONZALO Was Milan thrust from Milan, that his issue
+ Should become kings of Naples? O, rejoice
+ Beyond a common joy, and set it down
+ With gold on lasting pillars: In one voyage
+ Did Claribel her husband find at Tunis,
+ And Ferdinand, her brother, found a wife
+ Where he himself was lost, Prospero his dukedom
+ In a poor isle and all of us ourselves
+ When no man was his own.
+
+ALONSO [To FERDINAND and MIRANDA] Give me your hands:
+ Let grief and sorrow still embrace his heart
+ That doth not wish you joy!
+
+GONZALO Be it so! Amen!
+
+ [Re-enter ARIEL, with the Master and Boatswain
+ amazedly following]
+
+ O, look, sir, look, sir! here is more of us:
+ I prophesied, if a gallows were on land,
+ This fellow could not drown. Now, blasphemy,
+ That swear'st grace o'erboard, not an oath on shore?
+ Hast thou no mouth by land? What is the news?
+
+Boatswain The best news is, that we have safely found
+ Our king and company; the next, our ship--
+ Which, but three glasses since, we gave out split--
+ Is tight and yare and bravely rigg'd as when
+ We first put out to sea.
+
+ARIEL [Aside to PROSPERO] Sir, all this service
+ Have I done since I went.
+
+PROSPERO [Aside to ARIEL] My tricksy spirit!
+
+ALONSO These are not natural events; they strengthen
+ From strange to stranger. Say, how came you hither?
+
+Boatswain If I did think, sir, I were well awake,
+ I'ld strive to tell you. We were dead of sleep,
+ And--how we know not--all clapp'd under hatches;
+ Where but even now with strange and several noises
+ Of roaring, shrieking, howling, jingling chains,
+ And more diversity of sounds, all horrible,
+ We were awaked; straightway, at liberty;
+ Where we, in all her trim, freshly beheld
+ Our royal, good and gallant ship, our master
+ Capering to eye her: on a trice, so please you,
+ Even in a dream, were we divided from them
+ And were brought moping hither.
+
+ARIEL [Aside to PROSPERO] Was't well done?
+
+PROSPERO [Aside to ARIEL] Bravely, my diligence. Thou shalt be free.
+
+ALONSO This is as strange a maze as e'er men trod
+ And there is in this business more than nature
+ Was ever conduct of: some oracle
+ Must rectify our knowledge.
+
+PROSPERO Sir, my liege,
+ Do not infest your mind with beating on
+ The strangeness of this business; at pick'd leisure
+ Which shall be shortly, single I'll resolve you,
+ Which to you shall seem probable, of every
+ These happen'd accidents; till when, be cheerful
+ And think of each thing well.
+
+ [Aside to ARIEL]
+
+ Come hither, spirit:
+ Set Caliban and his companions free;
+ Untie the spell.
+
+ [Exit ARIEL]
+
+ How fares my gracious sir?
+ There are yet missing of your company
+ Some few odd lads that you remember not.
+
+ [Re-enter ARIEL, driving in CALIBAN, STEPHANO
+ and TRINCULO, in their stolen apparel]
+
+STEPHANO Every man shift for all the rest, and
+ let no man take care for himself; for all is
+ but fortune. Coragio, bully-monster, coragio!
+
+TRINCULO If these be true spies which I wear in my head,
+ here's a goodly sight.
+
+CALIBAN O Setebos, these be brave spirits indeed!
+ How fine my master is! I am afraid
+ He will chastise me.
+
+SEBASTIAN Ha, ha!
+ What things are these, my lord Antonio?
+ Will money buy 'em?
+
+ANTONIO Very like; one of them
+ Is a plain fish, and, no doubt, marketable.
+
+PROSPERO Mark but the badges of these men, my lords,
+ Then say if they be true. This mis-shapen knave,
+ His mother was a witch, and one so strong
+ That could control the moon, make flows and ebbs,
+ And deal in her command without her power.
+ These three have robb'd me; and this demi-devil--
+ For he's a bastard one--had plotted with them
+ To take my life. Two of these fellows you
+ Must know and own; this thing of darkness!
+ Acknowledge mine.
+
+CALIBAN I shall be pinch'd to death.
+
+ALONSO Is not this Stephano, my drunken butler?
+
+SEBASTIAN He is drunk now: where had he wine?
+
+ALONSO And Trinculo is reeling ripe: where should they
+ Find this grand liquor that hath gilded 'em?
+ How camest thou in this pickle?
+
+TRINCULO I have been in such a pickle since I
+ saw you last that, I fear me, will never out of
+ my bones: I shall not fear fly-blowing.
+
+SEBASTIAN Why, how now, Stephano!
+
+STEPHANO O, touch me not; I am not Stephano, but a cramp.
+
+PROSPERO You'ld be king o' the isle, sirrah?
+
+STEPHANO I should have been a sore one then.
+
+ALONSO This is a strange thing as e'er I look'd on.
+
+ [Pointing to Caliban]
+
+PROSPERO He is as disproportion'd in his manners
+ As in his shape. Go, sirrah, to my cell;
+ Take with you your companions; as you look
+ To have my pardon, trim it handsomely.
+
+CALIBAN Ay, that I will; and I'll be wise hereafter
+ And seek for grace. What a thrice-double ass
+ Was I, to take this drunkard for a god
+ And worship this dull fool!
+
+PROSPERO Go to; away!
+
+ALONSO Hence, and bestow your luggage where you found it.
+
+SEBASTIAN Or stole it, rather.
+
+ [Exeunt CALIBAN, STEPHANO, and TRINCULO]
+
+PROSPERO Sir, I invite your highness and your train
+ To my poor cell, where you shall take your rest
+ For this one night; which, part of it, I'll waste
+ With such discourse as, I not doubt, shall make it
+ Go quick away; the story of my life
+ And the particular accidents gone by
+ Since I came to this isle: and in the morn
+ I'll bring you to your ship and so to Naples,
+ Where I have hope to see the nuptial
+ Of these our dear-beloved solemnized;
+ And thence retire me to my Milan, where
+ Every third thought shall be my grave.
+
+ALONSO I long
+ To hear the story of your life, which must
+ Take the ear strangely.
+
+PROSPERO I'll deliver all;
+ And promise you calm seas, auspicious gales
+ And sail so expeditious that shall catch
+ Your royal fleet far off.
+
+ [Aside to ARIEL]
+
+ My Ariel, chick,
+ That is thy charge: then to the elements
+ Be free, and fare thou well! Please you, draw near.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TEMPEST
+
+ EPILOGUE
+
+
+ SPOKEN BY PROSPERO
+
+ Now my charms are all o'erthrown,
+ And what strength I have's mine own,
+ Which is most faint: now, 'tis true,
+ I must be here confined by you,
+ Or sent to Naples. Let me not,
+ Since I have my dukedom got
+ And pardon'd the deceiver, dwell
+ In this bare island by your spell;
+ But release me from my bands
+ With the help of your good hands:
+ Gentle breath of yours my sails
+ Must fill, or else my project fails,
+ Which was to please. Now I want
+ Spirits to enforce, art to enchant,
+ And my ending is despair,
+ Unless I be relieved by prayer,
+ Which pierces so that it assaults
+ Mercy itself and frees all faults.
+ As you from crimes would pardon'd be,
+ Let your indulgence set me free.
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+PRIAM king of Troy.
+
+
+HECTOR |
+ |
+TROILUS |
+ |
+PARIS | his sons.
+ |
+DEIPHOBUS |
+ |
+HELENUS |
+
+
+MARGARELON a bastard son of Priam.
+
+
+AENEAS |
+ | Trojan commanders.
+ANTENOR |
+
+
+CALCHAS a Trojan priest, taking part with the Greeks.
+
+PANDARUS uncle to Cressida.
+
+AGAMEMNON the Grecian general.
+
+MENELAUS his brother.
+
+
+ACHILLES |
+ |
+AJAX |
+ |
+ULYSSES |
+ | Grecian princes.
+NESTOR |
+ |
+DIOMEDES |
+ |
+PATROCLUS |
+
+
+THERSITES a deformed and scurrilous Grecian.
+
+ALEXANDER servant to Cressida.
+
+ Servant to Troilus. (Boy:)
+
+ Servant to Paris.
+
+ Servant to Diomedes. (Servant:)
+
+HELEN wife to Menelaus.
+
+ANDROMACHE wife to Hector.
+
+CASSANDRA daughter to Priam, a prophetess.
+
+CRESSIDA daughter to Calchas.
+
+ Trojan and Greek Soldiers, and Attendants.
+
+
+SCENE Troy, and the Grecian camp before it.
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+ PROLOGUE
+
+
+ In Troy, there lies the scene. From isles of Greece
+ The princes orgulous, their high blood chafed,
+ Have to the port of Athens sent their ships,
+ Fraught with the ministers and instruments
+ Of cruel war: sixty and nine, that wore
+ Their crownets regal, from the Athenian bay
+ Put forth toward Phrygia; and their vow is made
+ To ransack Troy, within whose strong immures
+ The ravish'd Helen, Menelaus' queen,
+ With wanton Paris sleeps; and that's the quarrel.
+ To Tenedos they come;
+ And the deep-drawing barks do there disgorge
+ Their warlike fraughtage: now on Dardan plains
+ The fresh and yet unbruised Greeks do pitch
+ Their brave pavilions: Priam's six-gated city,
+ Dardan, and Tymbria, Helias, Chetas, Troien,
+ And Antenorides, with massy staples
+ And corresponsive and fulfilling bolts,
+ Sperr up the sons of Troy.
+ Now expectation, tickling skittish spirits,
+ On one and other side, Trojan and Greek,
+ Sets all on hazard: and hither am I come
+ A prologue arm'd, but not in confidence
+ Of author's pen or actor's voice, but suited
+ In like conditions as our argument,
+ To tell you, fair beholders, that our play
+ Leaps o'er the vaunt and firstlings of those broils,
+ Beginning in the middle, starting thence away
+ To what may be digested in a play.
+ Like or find fault; do as your pleasures are:
+ Now good or bad, 'tis but the chance of war.
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Troy. Before Priam's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter TROILUS armed, and PANDARUS]
+
+TROILUS Call here my varlet; I'll unarm again:
+ Why should I war without the walls of Troy,
+ That find such cruel battle here within?
+ Each Trojan that is master of his heart,
+ Let him to field; Troilus, alas! hath none.
+
+PANDARUS Will this gear ne'er be mended?
+
+TROILUS The Greeks are strong and skilful to their strength,
+ Fierce to their skill and to their fierceness valiant;
+ But I am weaker than a woman's tear,
+ Tamer than sleep, fonder than ignorance,
+ Less valiant than the virgin in the night
+ And skilless as unpractised infancy.
+
+PANDARUS Well, I have told you enough of this: for my part,
+ I'll not meddle nor make no further. He that will
+ have a cake out of the wheat must needs tarry the grinding.
+
+TROILUS Have I not tarried?
+
+PANDARUS Ay, the grinding; but you must tarry
+ the bolting.
+
+TROILUS Have I not tarried?
+
+PANDARUS Ay, the bolting, but you must tarry the leavening.
+
+TROILUS Still have I tarried.
+
+PANDARUS Ay, to the leavening; but here's yet in the word
+ 'hereafter' the kneading, the making of the cake, the
+ heating of the oven and the baking; nay, you must
+ stay the cooling too, or you may chance to burn your lips.
+
+TROILUS Patience herself, what goddess e'er she be,
+ Doth lesser blench at sufferance than I do.
+ At Priam's royal table do I sit;
+ And when fair Cressid comes into my thoughts,--
+ So, traitor! 'When she comes!' When is she thence?
+
+PANDARUS Well, she looked yesternight fairer than ever I saw
+ her look, or any woman else.
+
+TROILUS I was about to tell thee:--when my heart,
+ As wedged with a sigh, would rive in twain,
+ Lest Hector or my father should perceive me,
+ I have, as when the sun doth light a storm,
+ Buried this sigh in wrinkle of a smile:
+ But sorrow, that is couch'd in seeming gladness,
+ Is like that mirth fate turns to sudden sadness.
+
+PANDARUS An her hair were not somewhat darker than Helen's--
+ well, go to--there were no more comparison between
+ the women: but, for my part, she is my kinswoman; I
+ would not, as they term it, praise her: but I would
+ somebody had heard her talk yesterday, as I did. I
+ will not dispraise your sister Cassandra's wit, but--
+
+TROILUS O Pandarus! I tell thee, Pandarus,--
+ When I do tell thee, there my hopes lie drown'd,
+ Reply not in how many fathoms deep
+ They lie indrench'd. I tell thee I am mad
+ In Cressid's love: thou answer'st 'she is fair;'
+ Pour'st in the open ulcer of my heart
+ Her eyes, her hair, her cheek, her gait, her voice,
+ Handlest in thy discourse, O, that her hand,
+ In whose comparison all whites are ink,
+ Writing their own reproach, to whose soft seizure
+ The cygnet's down is harsh and spirit of sense
+ Hard as the palm of ploughman: this thou tell'st me,
+ As true thou tell'st me, when I say I love her;
+ But, saying thus, instead of oil and balm,
+ Thou lay'st in every gash that love hath given me
+ The knife that made it.
+
+PANDARUS I speak no more than truth.
+
+TROILUS Thou dost not speak so much.
+
+PANDARUS Faith, I'll not meddle in't. Let her be as she is:
+ if she be fair, 'tis the better for her; an she be
+ not, she has the mends in her own hands.
+
+TROILUS Good Pandarus, how now, Pandarus!
+
+PANDARUS I have had my labour for my travail; ill-thought on of
+ her and ill-thought on of you; gone between and
+ between, but small thanks for my labour.
+
+TROILUS What, art thou angry, Pandarus? what, with me?
+
+PANDARUS Because she's kin to me, therefore she's not so fair
+ as Helen: an she were not kin to me, she would be as
+ fair on Friday as Helen is on Sunday. But what care
+ I? I care not an she were a black-a-moor; 'tis all one to me.
+
+TROILUS Say I she is not fair?
+
+PANDARUS I do not care whether you do or no. She's a fool to
+ stay behind her father; let her to the Greeks; and so
+ I'll tell her the next time I see her: for my part,
+ I'll meddle nor make no more i' the matter.
+
+TROILUS Pandarus,--
+
+PANDARUS Not I.
+
+TROILUS Sweet Pandarus,--
+
+PANDARUS Pray you, speak no more to me: I will leave all as I
+ found it, and there an end.
+
+ [Exit PANDARUS. An alarum]
+
+TROILUS Peace, you ungracious clamours! peace, rude sounds!
+ Fools on both sides! Helen must needs be fair,
+ When with your blood you daily paint her thus.
+ I cannot fight upon this argument;
+ It is too starved a subject for my sword.
+ But Pandarus,--O gods, how do you plague me!
+ I cannot come to Cressid but by Pandar;
+ And he's as tetchy to be woo'd to woo.
+ As she is stubborn-chaste against all suit.
+ Tell me, Apollo, for thy Daphne's love,
+ What Cressid is, what Pandar, and what we?
+ Her bed is India; there she lies, a pearl:
+ Between our Ilium and where she resides,
+ Let it be call'd the wild and wandering flood,
+ Ourself the merchant, and this sailing Pandar
+ Our doubtful hope, our convoy and our bark.
+
+ [Alarum. Enter AENEAS]
+
+AENEAS How now, Prince Troilus! wherefore not afield?
+
+TROILUS Because not there: this woman's answer sorts,
+ For womanish it is to be from thence.
+ What news, AEneas, from the field to-day?
+
+AENEAS That Paris is returned home and hurt.
+
+TROILUS By whom, AEneas?
+
+AENEAS Troilus, by Menelaus.
+
+TROILUS Let Paris bleed; 'tis but a scar to scorn;
+ Paris is gored with Menelaus' horn.
+
+ [Alarum]
+
+AENEAS Hark, what good sport is out of town to-day!
+
+TROILUS Better at home, if 'would I might' were 'may.'
+ But to the sport abroad: are you bound thither?
+
+AENEAS In all swift haste.
+
+TROILUS Come, go we then together.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The Same. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter CRESSIDA and ALEXANDER]
+
+CRESSIDA Who were those went by?
+
+ALEXANDER Queen Hecuba and Helen.
+
+CRESSIDA And whither go they?
+
+ALEXANDER Up to the eastern tower,
+ Whose height commands as subject all the vale,
+ To see the battle. Hector, whose patience
+ Is, as a virtue, fix'd, to-day was moved:
+ He chid Andromache and struck his armourer,
+ And, like as there were husbandry in war,
+ Before the sun rose he was harness'd light,
+ And to the field goes he; where every flower
+ Did, as a prophet, weep what it foresaw
+ In Hector's wrath.
+
+CRESSIDA What was his cause of anger?
+
+ALEXANDER The noise goes, this: there is among the Greeks
+ A lord of Trojan blood, nephew to Hector;
+ They call him Ajax.
+
+CRESSIDA Good; and what of him?
+
+ALEXANDER They say he is a very man per se,
+ And stands alone.
+
+CRESSIDA So do all men, unless they are drunk, sick, or have no legs.
+
+ALEXANDER This man, lady, hath robbed many beasts of their
+ particular additions; he is as valiant as the lion,
+ churlish as the bear, slow as the elephant: a man
+ into whom nature hath so crowded humours that his
+ valour is crushed into folly, his folly sauced with
+ discretion: there is no man hath a virtue that he
+ hath not a glimpse of, nor any man an attaint but he
+ carries some stain of it: he is melancholy without
+ cause, and merry against the hair: he hath the
+ joints of every thing, but everything so out of joint
+ that he is a gouty Briareus, many hands and no use,
+ or purblind Argus, all eyes and no sight.
+
+CRESSIDA But how should this man, that makes
+ me smile, make Hector angry?
+
+ALEXANDER They say he yesterday coped Hector in the battle and
+ struck him down, the disdain and shame whereof hath
+ ever since kept Hector fasting and waking.
+
+CRESSIDA Who comes here?
+
+ALEXANDER Madam, your uncle Pandarus.
+
+ [Enter PANDARUS]
+
+CRESSIDA Hector's a gallant man.
+
+ALEXANDER As may be in the world, lady.
+
+PANDARUS What's that? what's that?
+
+CRESSIDA Good morrow, uncle Pandarus.
+
+PANDARUS Good morrow, cousin Cressid: what do you talk of?
+ Good morrow, Alexander. How do you, cousin? When
+ were you at Ilium?
+
+CRESSIDA This morning, uncle.
+
+PANDARUS What were you talking of when I came? Was Hector
+ armed and gone ere ye came to Ilium? Helen was not
+ up, was she?
+
+CRESSIDA Hector was gone, but Helen was not up.
+
+PANDARUS Even so: Hector was stirring early.
+
+CRESSIDA That were we talking of, and of his anger.
+
+PANDARUS Was he angry?
+
+CRESSIDA So he says here.
+
+PANDARUS True, he was so: I know the cause too: he'll lay
+ about him to-day, I can tell them that: and there's
+ Troilus will not come far behind him: let them take
+ heed of Troilus, I can tell them that too.
+
+CRESSIDA What, is he angry too?
+
+PANDARUS Who, Troilus? Troilus is the better man of the two.
+
+CRESSIDA O Jupiter! there's no comparison.
+
+PANDARUS What, not between Troilus and Hector? Do you know a
+ man if you see him?
+
+CRESSIDA Ay, if I ever saw him before and knew him.
+
+PANDARUS Well, I say Troilus is Troilus.
+
+CRESSIDA Then you say as I say; for, I am sure, he is not Hector.
+
+PANDARUS No, nor Hector is not Troilus in some degrees.
+
+CRESSIDA 'Tis just to each of them; he is himself.
+
+PANDARUS Himself! Alas, poor Troilus! I would he were.
+
+CRESSIDA So he is.
+
+PANDARUS Condition, I had gone barefoot to India.
+
+CRESSIDA He is not Hector.
+
+PANDARUS Himself! no, he's not himself: would a' were
+ himself! Well, the gods are above; time must friend
+ or end: well, Troilus, well: I would my heart were
+ in her body. No, Hector is not a better man than Troilus.
+
+CRESSIDA Excuse me.
+
+PANDARUS He is elder.
+
+CRESSIDA Pardon me, pardon me.
+
+PANDARUS Th' other's not come to't; you shall tell me another
+ tale, when th' other's come to't. Hector shall not
+ have his wit this year.
+
+CRESSIDA He shall not need it, if he have his own.
+
+PANDARUS Nor his qualities.
+
+CRESSIDA No matter.
+
+PANDARUS Nor his beauty.
+
+CRESSIDA 'Twould not become him; his own's better.
+
+PANDARUS You have no judgment, niece: Helen
+ herself swore th' other day, that Troilus, for
+ a brown favour--for so 'tis, I must confess,--
+ not brown neither,--
+
+CRESSIDA No, but brown.
+
+PANDARUS 'Faith, to say truth, brown and not brown.
+
+CRESSIDA To say the truth, true and not true.
+
+PANDARUS She praised his complexion above Paris.
+
+CRESSIDA Why, Paris hath colour enough.
+
+PANDARUS So he has.
+
+CRESSIDA Then Troilus should have too much: if she praised
+ him above, his complexion is higher than his; he
+ having colour enough, and the other higher, is too
+ flaming a praise for a good complexion. I had as
+ lief Helen's golden tongue had commended Troilus for
+ a copper nose.
+
+PANDARUS I swear to you. I think Helen loves him better than Paris.
+
+CRESSIDA Then she's a merry Greek indeed.
+
+PANDARUS Nay, I am sure she does. She came to him th' other
+ day into the compassed window,--and, you know, he
+ has not past three or four hairs on his chin,--
+
+CRESSIDA Indeed, a tapster's arithmetic may soon bring his
+ particulars therein to a total.
+
+PANDARUS Why, he is very young: and yet will he, within
+ three pound, lift as much as his brother Hector.
+
+CRESSIDA Is he so young a man and so old a lifter?
+
+PANDARUS But to prove to you that Helen loves him: she came
+ and puts me her white hand to his cloven chin--
+
+CRESSIDA Juno have mercy! how came it cloven?
+
+PANDARUS Why, you know 'tis dimpled: I think his smiling
+ becomes him better than any man in all Phrygia.
+
+CRESSIDA O, he smiles valiantly.
+
+PANDARUS Does he not?
+
+CRESSIDA O yes, an 'twere a cloud in autumn.
+
+PANDARUS Why, go to, then: but to prove to you that Helen
+ loves Troilus,--
+
+CRESSIDA Troilus will stand to the proof, if you'll
+ prove it so.
+
+PANDARUS Troilus! why, he esteems her no more than I esteem
+ an addle egg.
+
+CRESSIDA If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle
+ head, you would eat chickens i' the shell.
+
+PANDARUS I cannot choose but laugh, to think how she tickled
+ his chin: indeed, she has a marvellous white hand, I
+ must needs confess,--
+
+CRESSIDA Without the rack.
+
+PANDARUS And she takes upon her to spy a white hair on his chin.
+
+CRESSIDA Alas, poor chin! many a wart is richer.
+
+PANDARUS But there was such laughing! Queen Hecuba laughed
+ that her eyes ran o'er.
+
+CRESSIDA With mill-stones.
+
+PANDARUS And Cassandra laughed.
+
+CRESSIDA But there was more temperate fire under the pot of
+ her eyes: did her eyes run o'er too?
+
+PANDARUS And Hector laughed.
+
+CRESSIDA At what was all this laughing?
+
+PANDARUS Marry, at the white hair that Helen spied on Troilus' chin.
+
+CRESSIDA An't had been a green hair, I should have laughed
+ too.
+
+PANDARUS They laughed not so much at the hair as at his pretty answer.
+
+CRESSIDA What was his answer?
+
+PANDARUS Quoth she, 'Here's but two and fifty hairs on your
+ chin, and one of them is white.
+
+CRESSIDA This is her question.
+
+PANDARUS That's true; make no question of that. 'Two and
+ fifty hairs' quoth he, 'and one white: that white
+ hair is my father, and all the rest are his sons.'
+ 'Jupiter!' quoth she, 'which of these hairs is Paris,
+ my husband? 'The forked one,' quoth he, 'pluck't
+ out, and give it him.' But there was such laughing!
+ and Helen so blushed, an Paris so chafed, and all the
+ rest so laughed, that it passed.
+
+CRESSIDA So let it now; for it has been while going by.
+
+PANDARUS Well, cousin. I told you a thing yesterday; think on't.
+
+CRESSIDA So I do.
+
+PANDARUS I'll be sworn 'tis true; he will weep you, an 'twere
+ a man born in April.
+
+CRESSIDA And I'll spring up in his tears, an 'twere a nettle
+ against May.
+
+ [A retreat sounded]
+
+PANDARUS Hark! they are coming from the field: shall we
+ stand up here, and see them as they pass toward
+ Ilium? good niece, do, sweet niece Cressida.
+
+CRESSIDA At your pleasure.
+
+PANDARUS Here, here, here's an excellent place; here we may
+ see most bravely: I'll tell you them all by their
+ names as they pass by; but mark Troilus above the rest.
+
+CRESSIDA Speak not so loud.
+
+ [AENEAS passes]
+
+PANDARUS That's AEneas: is not that a brave man? he's one of
+ the flowers of Troy, I can tell you: but mark
+ Troilus; you shall see anon.
+
+ [ANTENOR passes]
+
+CRESSIDA Who's that?
+
+PANDARUS That's Antenor: he has a shrewd wit, I can tell you;
+ and he's a man good enough, he's one o' the soundest
+ judgments in whosoever, and a proper man of person.
+ When comes Troilus? I'll show you Troilus anon: if
+ he see me, you shall see him nod at me.
+
+CRESSIDA Will he give you the nod?
+
+PANDARUS You shall see.
+
+CRESSIDA If he do, the rich shall have more.
+
+ [HECTOR passes]
+
+PANDARUS That's Hector, that, that, look you, that; there's a
+ fellow! Go thy way, Hector! There's a brave man,
+ niece. O brave Hector! Look how he looks! there's
+ a countenance! is't not a brave man?
+
+CRESSIDA O, a brave man!
+
+PANDARUS Is a' not? it does a man's heart good. Look you
+ what hacks are on his helmet! look you yonder, do
+ you see? look you there: there's no jesting;
+ there's laying on, take't off who will, as they say:
+ there be hacks!
+
+CRESSIDA Be those with swords?
+
+PANDARUS Swords! any thing, he cares not; an the devil come
+ to him, it's all one: by God's lid, it does one's
+ heart good. Yonder comes Paris, yonder comes Paris.
+
+ [PARIS passes]
+
+ Look ye yonder, niece; is't not a gallant man too,
+ is't not? Why, this is brave now. Who said he came
+ hurt home to-day? he's not hurt: why, this will do
+ Helen's heart good now, ha! Would I could see
+ Troilus now! You shall see Troilus anon.
+
+ [HELENUS passes]
+
+CRESSIDA Who's that?
+
+PANDARUS That's Helenus. I marvel where Troilus is. That's
+ Helenus. I think he went not forth to-day. That's Helenus.
+
+CRESSIDA Can Helenus fight, uncle?
+
+PANDARUS Helenus? no. Yes, he'll fight indifferent well. I
+ marvel where Troilus is. Hark! do you not hear the
+ people cry 'Troilus'? Helenus is a priest.
+
+CRESSIDA What sneaking fellow comes yonder?
+
+ [TROILUS passes]
+
+PANDARUS Where? yonder? that's Deiphobus. 'Tis Troilus!
+ there's a man, niece! Hem! Brave Troilus! the
+ prince of chivalry!
+
+CRESSIDA Peace, for shame, peace!
+
+PANDARUS Mark him; note him. O brave Troilus! Look well upon
+ him, niece: look you how his sword is bloodied, and
+ his helm more hacked than Hector's, and how he looks,
+ and how he goes! O admirable youth! he ne'er saw
+ three and twenty. Go thy way, Troilus, go thy way!
+ Had I a sister were a grace, or a daughter a goddess,
+ he should take his choice. O admirable man! Paris?
+ Paris is dirt to him; and, I warrant, Helen, to
+ change, would give an eye to boot.
+
+CRESSIDA Here come more.
+
+ [Forces pass]
+
+PANDARUS Asses, fools, dolts! chaff and bran, chaff and bran!
+ porridge after meat! I could live and die i' the
+ eyes of Troilus. Ne'er look, ne'er look: the eagles
+ are gone: crows and daws, crows and daws! I had
+ rather be such a man as Troilus than Agamemnon and
+ all Greece.
+
+CRESSIDA There is among the Greeks Achilles, a better man than Troilus.
+
+PANDARUS Achilles! a drayman, a porter, a very camel.
+
+CRESSIDA Well, well.
+
+PANDARUS 'Well, well!' why, have you any discretion? have
+ you any eyes? Do you know what a man is? Is not
+ birth, beauty, good shape, discourse, manhood,
+ learning, gentleness, virtue, youth, liberality,
+ and such like, the spice and salt that season a man?
+
+CRESSIDA Ay, a minced man: and then to be baked with no date
+ in the pie, for then the man's date's out.
+
+PANDARUS You are such a woman! one knows not at what ward you
+ lie.
+
+CRESSIDA Upon my back, to defend my belly; upon my wit, to
+ defend my wiles; upon my secrecy, to defend mine
+ honesty; my mask, to defend my beauty; and you, to
+ defend all these: and at all these wards I lie, at a
+ thousand watches.
+
+PANDARUS Say one of your watches.
+
+CRESSIDA Nay, I'll watch you for that; and that's one of the
+ chiefest of them too: if I cannot ward what I would
+ not have hit, I can watch you for telling how I took
+ the blow; unless it swell past hiding, and then it's
+ past watching.
+
+PANDARUS You are such another!
+
+ [Enter Troilus's Boy]
+
+Boy Sir, my lord would instantly speak with you.
+
+PANDARUS Where?
+
+Boy At your own house; there he unarms him.
+
+PANDARUS Good boy, tell him I come.
+
+ [Exit boy]
+
+ I doubt he be hurt. Fare ye well, good niece.
+
+CRESSIDA Adieu, uncle.
+
+PANDARUS I'll be with you, niece, by and by.
+
+CRESSIDA To bring, uncle?
+
+PANDARUS Ay, a token from Troilus.
+
+CRESSIDA By the same token, you are a bawd.
+
+ [Exit PANDARUS]
+
+ Words, vows, gifts, tears, and love's full sacrifice,
+ He offers in another's enterprise;
+ But more in Troilus thousand fold I see
+ Than in the glass of Pandar's praise may be;
+ Yet hold I off. Women are angels, wooing:
+ Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
+ That she beloved knows nought that knows not this:
+ Men prize the thing ungain'd more than it is:
+ That she was never yet that ever knew
+ Love got so sweet as when desire did sue.
+ Therefore this maxim out of love I teach:
+ Achievement is command; ungain'd, beseech:
+ Then though my heart's content firm love doth bear,
+ Nothing of that shall from mine eyes appear.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III The Grecian camp. Before Agamemnon's tent.
+
+
+ [Sennet. Enter AGAMEMNON, NESTOR, ULYSSES,
+ MENELAUS, and others]
+
+AGAMEMNON Princes,
+ What grief hath set the jaundice on your cheeks?
+ The ample proposition that hope makes
+ In all designs begun on earth below
+ Fails in the promised largeness: cheques and disasters
+ Grow in the veins of actions highest rear'd,
+ As knots, by the conflux of meeting sap,
+ Infect the sound pine and divert his grain
+ Tortive and errant from his course of growth.
+ Nor, princes, is it matter new to us
+ That we come short of our suppose so far
+ That after seven years' siege yet Troy walls stand;
+ Sith every action that hath gone before,
+ Whereof we have record, trial did draw
+ Bias and thwart, not answering the aim,
+ And that unbodied figure of the thought
+ That gave't surmised shape. Why then, you princes,
+ Do you with cheeks abash'd behold our works,
+ And call them shames? which are indeed nought else
+ But the protractive trials of great Jove
+ To find persistive constancy in men:
+ The fineness of which metal is not found
+ In fortune's love; for then the bold and coward,
+ The wise and fool, the artist and unread,
+ The hard and soft seem all affined and kin:
+ But, in the wind and tempest of her frown,
+ Distinction, with a broad and powerful fan,
+ Puffing at all, winnows the light away;
+ And what hath mass or matter, by itself
+ Lies rich in virtue and unmingled.
+
+NESTOR With due observance of thy godlike seat,
+ Great Agamemnon, Nestor shall apply
+ Thy latest words. In the reproof of chance
+ Lies the true proof of men: the sea being smooth,
+ How many shallow bauble boats dare sail
+ Upon her patient breast, making their way
+ With those of nobler bulk!
+ But let the ruffian Boreas once enrage
+ The gentle Thetis, and anon behold
+ The strong-ribb'd bark through liquid mountains cut,
+ Bounding between the two moist elements,
+ Like Perseus' horse: where's then the saucy boat
+ Whose weak untimber'd sides but even now
+ Co-rivall'd greatness? Either to harbour fled,
+ Or made a toast for Neptune. Even so
+ Doth valour's show and valour's worth divide
+ In storms of fortune; for in her ray and brightness
+ The herd hath more annoyance by the breeze
+ Than by the tiger; but when the splitting wind
+ Makes flexible the knees of knotted oaks,
+ And flies fled under shade, why, then the thing of courage
+ As roused with rage with rage doth sympathize,
+ And with an accent tuned in selfsame key
+ Retorts to chiding fortune.
+
+ULYSSES Agamemnon,
+ Thou great commander, nerve and bone of Greece,
+ Heart of our numbers, soul and only spirit.
+ In whom the tempers and the minds of all
+ Should be shut up, hear what Ulysses speaks.
+ Besides the applause and approbation To which,
+
+ [To AGAMEMNON]
+
+ most mighty for thy place and sway,
+
+ [To NESTOR]
+
+ And thou most reverend for thy stretch'd-out life
+ I give to both your speeches, which were such
+ As Agamemnon and the hand of Greece
+ Should hold up high in brass, and such again
+ As venerable Nestor, hatch'd in silver,
+ Should with a bond of air, strong as the axle-tree
+ On which heaven rides, knit all the Greekish ears
+ To his experienced tongue, yet let it please both,
+ Thou great, and wise, to hear Ulysses speak.
+
+AGAMEMNON Speak, prince of Ithaca; and be't of less expect
+ That matter needless, of importless burden,
+ Divide thy lips, than we are confident,
+ When rank Thersites opes his mastic jaws,
+ We shall hear music, wit and oracle.
+
+ULYSSES Troy, yet upon his basis, had been down,
+ And the great Hector's sword had lack'd a master,
+ But for these instances.
+ The specialty of rule hath been neglected:
+ And, look, how many Grecian tents do stand
+ Hollow upon this plain, so many hollow factions.
+ When that the general is not like the hive
+ To whom the foragers shall all repair,
+ What honey is expected? Degree being vizarded,
+ The unworthiest shows as fairly in the mask.
+ The heavens themselves, the planets and this centre
+ Observe degree, priority and place,
+ Insisture, course, proportion, season, form,
+ Office and custom, in all line of order;
+ And therefore is the glorious planet Sol
+ In noble eminence enthroned and sphered
+ Amidst the other; whose medicinable eye
+ Corrects the ill aspects of planets evil,
+ And posts, like the commandment of a king,
+ Sans cheque to good and bad: but when the planets
+ In evil mixture to disorder wander,
+ What plagues and what portents! what mutiny!
+ What raging of the sea! shaking of earth!
+ Commotion in the winds! frights, changes, horrors,
+ Divert and crack, rend and deracinate
+ The unity and married calm of states
+ Quite from their fixure! O, when degree is shaked,
+ Which is the ladder to all high designs,
+ Then enterprise is sick! How could communities,
+ Degrees in schools and brotherhoods in cities,
+ Peaceful commerce from dividable shores,
+ The primogenitive and due of birth,
+ Prerogative of age, crowns, sceptres, laurels,
+ But by degree, stand in authentic place?
+ Take but degree away, untune that string,
+ And, hark, what discord follows! each thing meets
+ In mere oppugnancy: the bounded waters
+ Should lift their bosoms higher than the shores
+ And make a sop of all this solid globe:
+ Strength should be lord of imbecility,
+ And the rude son should strike his father dead:
+ Force should be right; or rather, right and wrong,
+ Between whose endless jar justice resides,
+ Should lose their names, and so should justice too.
+ Then every thing includes itself in power,
+ Power into will, will into appetite;
+ And appetite, an universal wolf,
+ So doubly seconded with will and power,
+ Must make perforce an universal prey,
+ And last eat up himself. Great Agamemnon,
+ This chaos, when degree is suffocate,
+ Follows the choking.
+ And this neglection of degree it is
+ That by a pace goes backward, with a purpose
+ It hath to climb. The general's disdain'd
+ By him one step below, he by the next,
+ That next by him beneath; so every step,
+ Exampled by the first pace that is sick
+ Of his superior, grows to an envious fever
+ Of pale and bloodless emulation:
+ And 'tis this fever that keeps Troy on foot,
+ Not her own sinews. To end a tale of length,
+ Troy in our weakness stands, not in her strength.
+
+NESTOR Most wisely hath Ulysses here discover'd
+ The fever whereof all our power is sick.
+
+AGAMEMNON The nature of the sickness found, Ulysses,
+ What is the remedy?
+
+ULYSSES The great Achilles, whom opinion crowns
+ The sinew and the forehand of our host,
+ Having his ear full of his airy fame,
+ Grows dainty of his worth, and in his tent
+ Lies mocking our designs: with him Patroclus
+ Upon a lazy bed the livelong day
+ Breaks scurril jests;
+ And with ridiculous and awkward action,
+ Which, slanderer, he imitation calls,
+ He pageants us. Sometime, great Agamemnon,
+ Thy topless deputation he puts on,
+ And, like a strutting player, whose conceit
+ Lies in his hamstring, and doth think it rich
+ To hear the wooden dialogue and sound
+ 'Twixt his stretch'd footing and the scaffoldage,--
+ Such to-be-pitied and o'er-wrested seeming
+ He acts thy greatness in: and when he speaks,
+ 'Tis like a chime a-mending; with terms unsquared,
+ Which, from the tongue of roaring Typhon dropp'd
+ Would seem hyperboles. At this fusty stuff
+ The large Achilles, on his press'd bed lolling,
+ From his deep chest laughs out a loud applause;
+ Cries 'Excellent! 'tis Agamemnon just.
+ Now play me Nestor; hem, and stroke thy beard,
+ As he being drest to some oration.'
+ That's done, as near as the extremest ends
+ Of parallels, as like as Vulcan and his wife:
+ Yet god Achilles still cries 'Excellent!
+ 'Tis Nestor right. Now play him me, Patroclus,
+ Arming to answer in a night alarm.'
+ And then, forsooth, the faint defects of age
+ Must be the scene of mirth; to cough and spit,
+ And, with a palsy-fumbling on his gorget,
+ Shake in and out the rivet: and at this sport
+ Sir Valour dies; cries 'O, enough, Patroclus;
+ Or give me ribs of steel! I shall split all
+ In pleasure of my spleen.' And in this fashion,
+ All our abilities, gifts, natures, shapes,
+ Severals and generals of grace exact,
+ Achievements, plots, orders, preventions,
+ Excitements to the field, or speech for truce,
+ Success or loss, what is or is not, serves
+ As stuff for these two to make paradoxes.
+
+NESTOR And in the imitation of these twain--
+ Who, as Ulysses says, opinion crowns
+ With an imperial voice--many are infect.
+ Ajax is grown self-will'd, and bears his head
+ In such a rein, in full as proud a place
+ As broad Achilles; keeps his tent like him;
+ Makes factious feasts; rails on our state of war,
+ Bold as an oracle, and sets Thersites,
+ A slave whose gall coins slanders like a mint,
+ To match us in comparisons with dirt,
+ To weaken and discredit our exposure,
+ How rank soever rounded in with danger.
+
+ULYSSES They tax our policy, and call it cowardice,
+ Count wisdom as no member of the war,
+ Forestall prescience, and esteem no act
+ But that of hand: the still and mental parts,
+ That do contrive how many hands shall strike,
+ When fitness calls them on, and know by measure
+ Of their observant toil the enemies' weight,--
+ Why, this hath not a finger's dignity:
+ They call this bed-work, mappery, closet-war;
+ So that the ram that batters down the wall,
+ For the great swing and rudeness of his poise,
+ They place before his hand that made the engine,
+ Or those that with the fineness of their souls
+ By reason guide his execution.
+
+NESTOR Let this be granted, and Achilles' horse
+ Makes many Thetis' sons.
+
+ [A tucket]
+
+AGAMEMNON What trumpet? look, Menelaus.
+
+MENELAUS From Troy.
+
+ [Enter AENEAS]
+
+AGAMEMNON What would you 'fore our tent?
+
+AENEAS Is this great Agamemnon's tent, I pray you?
+
+AGAMEMNON Even this.
+
+AENEAS May one, that is a herald and a prince,
+ Do a fair message to his kingly ears?
+
+AGAMEMNON With surety stronger than Achilles' arm
+ 'Fore all the Greekish heads, which with one voice
+ Call Agamemnon head and general.
+
+AENEAS Fair leave and large security. How may
+ A stranger to those most imperial looks
+ Know them from eyes of other mortals?
+
+AGAMEMNON How!
+
+AENEAS Ay;
+ I ask, that I might waken reverence,
+ And bid the cheek be ready with a blush
+ Modest as morning when she coldly eyes
+ The youthful Phoebus:
+ Which is that god in office, guiding men?
+ Which is the high and mighty Agamemnon?
+
+AGAMEMNON This Trojan scorns us; or the men of Troy
+ Are ceremonious courtiers.
+
+AENEAS Courtiers as free, as debonair, unarm'd,
+ As bending angels; that's their fame in peace:
+ But when they would seem soldiers, they have galls,
+ Good arms, strong joints, true swords; and,
+ Jove's accord,
+ Nothing so full of heart. But peace, AEneas,
+ Peace, Trojan; lay thy finger on thy lips!
+ The worthiness of praise distains his worth,
+ If that the praised himself bring the praise forth:
+ But what the repining enemy commends,
+ That breath fame blows; that praise, sole sure,
+ transcends.
+
+AGAMEMNON Sir, you of Troy, call you yourself AEneas?
+
+AENEAS Ay, Greek, that is my name.
+
+AGAMEMNON What's your affair I pray you?
+
+AENEAS Sir, pardon; 'tis for Agamemnon's ears.
+
+AGAMEMNON He hears naught privately that comes from Troy.
+
+AENEAS Nor I from Troy come not to whisper him:
+ I bring a trumpet to awake his ear,
+ To set his sense on the attentive bent,
+ And then to speak.
+
+AGAMEMNON Speak frankly as the wind;
+ It is not Agamemnon's sleeping hour:
+ That thou shalt know. Trojan, he is awake,
+ He tells thee so himself.
+
+AENEAS Trumpet, blow loud,
+ Send thy brass voice through all these lazy tents;
+ And every Greek of mettle, let him know,
+ What Troy means fairly shall be spoke aloud.
+
+ [Trumpet sounds]
+
+ We have, great Agamemnon, here in Troy
+ A prince call'd Hector,--Priam is his father,--
+ Who in this dull and long-continued truce
+ Is rusty grown: he bade me take a trumpet,
+ And to this purpose speak. Kings, princes, lords!
+ If there be one among the fair'st of Greece
+ That holds his honour higher than his ease,
+ That seeks his praise more than he fears his peril,
+ That knows his valour, and knows not his fear,
+ That loves his mistress more than in confession,
+ With truant vows to her own lips he loves,
+ And dare avow her beauty and her worth
+ In other arms than hers,--to him this challenge.
+ Hector, in view of Trojans and of Greeks,
+ Shall make it good, or do his best to do it,
+ He hath a lady, wiser, fairer, truer,
+ Than ever Greek did compass in his arms,
+ And will to-morrow with his trumpet call
+ Midway between your tents and walls of Troy,
+ To rouse a Grecian that is true in love:
+ If any come, Hector shall honour him;
+ If none, he'll say in Troy when he retires,
+ The Grecian dames are sunburnt and not worth
+ The splinter of a lance. Even so much.
+
+AGAMEMNON This shall be told our lovers, Lord AEneas;
+ If none of them have soul in such a kind,
+ We left them all at home: but we are soldiers;
+ And may that soldier a mere recreant prove,
+ That means not, hath not, or is not in love!
+ If then one is, or hath, or means to be,
+ That one meets Hector; if none else, I am he.
+
+NESTOR Tell him of Nestor, one that was a man
+ When Hector's grandsire suck'd: he is old now;
+ But if there be not in our Grecian host
+ One noble man that hath one spark of fire,
+ To answer for his love, tell him from me
+ I'll hide my silver beard in a gold beaver
+ And in my vantbrace put this wither'd brawn,
+ And meeting him will tell him that my lady
+ Was fairer than his grandam and as chaste
+ As may be in the world: his youth in flood,
+ I'll prove this truth with my three drops of blood.
+
+AENEAS Now heavens forbid such scarcity of youth!
+
+ULYSSES Amen.
+
+AGAMEMNON Fair Lord AEneas, let me touch your hand;
+ To our pavilion shall I lead you, sir.
+ Achilles shall have word of this intent;
+ So shall each lord of Greece, from tent to tent:
+ Yourself shall feast with us before you go
+ And find the welcome of a noble foe.
+
+ [Exeunt all but ULYSSES and NESTOR]
+
+ULYSSES Nestor!
+
+NESTOR What says Ulysses?
+
+ULYSSES I have a young conception in my brain;
+ Be you my time to bring it to some shape.
+
+NESTOR What is't?
+
+ULYSSES This 'tis:
+ Blunt wedges rive hard knots: the seeded pride
+ That hath to this maturity blown up
+ In rank Achilles must or now be cropp'd,
+ Or, shedding, breed a nursery of like evil,
+ To overbulk us all.
+
+NESTOR Well, and how?
+
+ULYSSES This challenge that the gallant Hector sends,
+ However it is spread in general name,
+ Relates in purpose only to Achilles.
+
+NESTOR The purpose is perspicuous even as substance,
+ Whose grossness little characters sum up:
+ And, in the publication, make no strain,
+ But that Achilles, were his brain as barren
+ As banks of Libya,--though, Apollo knows,
+ 'Tis dry enough,--will, with great speed of judgment,
+ Ay, with celerity, find Hector's purpose
+ Pointing on him.
+
+ULYSSES And wake him to the answer, think you?
+
+NESTOR Yes, 'tis most meet: whom may you else oppose,
+ That can from Hector bring his honour off,
+ If not Achilles? Though't be a sportful combat,
+ Yet in the trial much opinion dwells;
+ For here the Trojans taste our dear'st repute
+ With their finest palate: and trust to me, Ulysses,
+ Our imputation shall be oddly poised
+ In this wild action; for the success,
+ Although particular, shall give a scantling
+ Of good or bad unto the general;
+ And in such indexes, although small pricks
+ To their subsequent volumes, there is seen
+ The baby figure of the giant mass
+ Of things to come at large. It is supposed
+ He that meets Hector issues from our choice
+ And choice, being mutual act of all our souls,
+ Makes merit her election, and doth boil,
+ As 'twere from us all, a man distill'd
+ Out of our virtues; who miscarrying,
+ What heart receives from hence the conquering part,
+ To steel a strong opinion to themselves?
+ Which entertain'd, limbs are his instruments,
+ In no less working than are swords and bows
+ Directive by the limbs.
+
+ULYSSES Give pardon to my speech:
+ Therefore 'tis meet Achilles meet not Hector.
+ Let us, like merchants, show our foulest wares,
+ And think, perchance, they'll sell; if not,
+ The lustre of the better yet to show,
+ Shall show the better. Do not consent
+ That ever Hector and Achilles meet;
+ For both our honour and our shame in this
+ Are dogg'd with two strange followers.
+
+NESTOR I see them not with my old eyes: what are they?
+
+ULYSSES What glory our Achilles shares from Hector,
+ Were he not proud, we all should share with him:
+ But he already is too insolent;
+ And we were better parch in Afric sun
+ Than in the pride and salt scorn of his eyes,
+ Should he 'scape Hector fair: if he were foil'd,
+ Why then, we did our main opinion crush
+ In taint of our best man. No, make a lottery;
+ And, by device, let blockish Ajax draw
+ The sort to fight with Hector: among ourselves
+ Give him allowance for the better man;
+ For that will physic the great Myrmidon
+ Who broils in loud applause, and make him fall
+ His crest that prouder than blue Iris bends.
+ If the dull brainless Ajax come safe off,
+ We'll dress him up in voices: if he fail,
+ Yet go we under our opinion still
+ That we have better men. But, hit or miss,
+ Our project's life this shape of sense assumes:
+ Ajax employ'd plucks down Achilles' plumes.
+
+NESTOR Ulysses,
+ Now I begin to relish thy advice;
+ And I will give a taste of it forthwith
+ To Agamemnon: go we to him straight.
+ Two curs shall tame each other: pride alone
+ Must tarre the mastiffs on, as 'twere their bone.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I A part of the Grecian camp.
+
+
+ [Enter AJAX and THERSITES]
+
+AJAX Thersites!
+
+THERSITES Agamemnon, how if he had boils? full, all over,
+ generally?
+
+AJAX Thersites!
+
+THERSITES And those boils did run? say so: did not the
+ general run then? were not that a botchy core?
+
+AJAX Dog!
+
+THERSITES Then would come some matter from him; I see none now.
+
+AJAX Thou bitch-wolf's son, canst thou not hear?
+
+ [Beating him]
+
+ Feel, then.
+
+THERSITES The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel
+ beef-witted lord!
+
+AJAX Speak then, thou vinewedst leaven, speak: I will
+ beat thee into handsomeness.
+
+THERSITES I shall sooner rail thee into wit and holiness: but,
+ I think, thy horse will sooner con an oration than
+ thou learn a prayer without book. Thou canst strike,
+ canst thou? a red murrain o' thy jade's tricks!
+
+AJAX Toadstool, learn me the proclamation.
+
+THERSITES Dost thou think I have no sense, thou strikest me thus?
+
+AJAX The proclamation!
+
+THERSITES Thou art proclaimed a fool, I think.
+
+AJAX Do not, porpentine, do not: my fingers itch.
+
+THERSITES I would thou didst itch from head to foot and I had
+ the scratching of thee; I would make thee the
+ loathsomest scab in Greece. When thou art forth in
+ the incursions, thou strikest as slow as another.
+
+AJAX I say, the proclamation!
+
+THERSITES Thou grumblest and railest every hour on Achilles,
+ and thou art as full of envy at his greatness as
+ Cerberus is at Proserpine's beauty, ay, that thou
+ barkest at him.
+
+AJAX Mistress Thersites!
+
+THERSITES Thou shouldest strike him.
+
+AJAX Cobloaf!
+
+THERSITES He would pun thee into shivers with his fist, as a
+ sailor breaks a biscuit.
+
+AJAX [Beating him] You whoreson cur!
+
+THERSITES Do, do.
+
+AJAX Thou stool for a witch!
+
+THERSITES Ay, do, do; thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no
+ more brain than I have in mine elbows; an assinego
+ may tutor thee: thou scurvy-valiant ass! thou art
+ here but to thrash Trojans; and thou art bought and
+ sold among those of any wit, like a barbarian slave.
+ If thou use to beat me, I will begin at thy heel, and
+ tell what thou art by inches, thou thing of no
+ bowels, thou!
+
+AJAX You dog!
+
+THERSITES You scurvy lord!
+
+AJAX [Beating him] You cur!
+
+THERSITES Mars his idiot! do, rudeness; do, camel; do, do.
+
+ [Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS]
+
+ACHILLES Why, how now, Ajax! wherefore do you thus? How now,
+ Thersites! what's the matter, man?
+
+THERSITES You see him there, do you?
+
+ACHILLES Ay; what's the matter?
+
+THERSITES Nay, look upon him.
+
+ACHILLES So I do: what's the matter?
+
+THERSITES Nay, but regard him well.
+
+ACHILLES 'Well!' why, I do so.
+
+THERSITES But yet you look not well upon him; for whosoever you
+ take him to be, he is Ajax.
+
+ACHILLES I know that, fool.
+
+THERSITES Ay, but that fool knows not himself.
+
+AJAX Therefore I beat thee.
+
+THERSITES Lo, lo, lo, lo, what modicums of wit he utters! his
+ evasions have ears thus long. I have bobbed his
+ brain more than he has beat my bones: I will buy
+ nine sparrows for a penny, and his pia mater is not
+ worth the nineth part of a sparrow. This lord,
+ Achilles, Ajax, who wears his wit in his belly and
+ his guts in his head, I'll tell you what I say of
+ him.
+
+ACHILLES What?
+
+THERSITES I say, this Ajax--
+
+ [Ajax offers to beat him]
+
+ACHILLES Nay, good Ajax.
+
+THERSITES Has not so much wit--
+
+ACHILLES Nay, I must hold you.
+
+THERSITES As will stop the eye of Helen's needle, for whom he
+ comes to fight.
+
+ACHILLES Peace, fool!
+
+THERSITES I would have peace and quietness, but the fool will
+ not: he there: that he: look you there.
+
+AJAX O thou damned cur! I shall--
+
+ACHILLES Will you set your wit to a fool's?
+
+THERSITES No, I warrant you; for a fools will shame it.
+
+PATROCLUS Good words, Thersites.
+
+ACHILLES What's the quarrel?
+
+AJAX I bade the vile owl go learn me the tenor of the
+ proclamation, and he rails upon me.
+
+THERSITES I serve thee not.
+
+AJAX Well, go to, go to.
+
+THERSITES I serve here voluntarily.
+
+ACHILLES Your last service was sufferance, 'twas not
+ voluntary: no man is beaten voluntary: Ajax was
+ here the voluntary, and you as under an impress.
+
+THERSITES E'en so; a great deal of your wit, too, lies in your
+ sinews, or else there be liars. Hector have a great
+ catch, if he knock out either of your brains: a'
+ were as good crack a fusty nut with no kernel.
+
+ACHILLES What, with me too, Thersites?
+
+THERSITES There's Ulysses and old Nestor, whose wit was mouldy
+ ere your grandsires had nails on their toes, yoke you
+ like draught-oxen and make you plough up the wars.
+
+ACHILLES What, what?
+
+THERSITES Yes, good sooth: to, Achilles! to, Ajax! to!
+
+AJAX I shall cut out your tongue.
+
+THERSITES 'Tis no matter! I shall speak as much as thou
+ afterwards.
+
+PATROCLUS No more words, Thersites; peace!
+
+THERSITES I will hold my peace when Achilles' brach bids me, shall I?
+
+ACHILLES There's for you, Patroclus.
+
+THERSITES I will see you hanged, like clotpoles, ere I come
+ any more to your tents: I will keep where there is
+ wit stirring and leave the faction of fools.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PATROCLUS A good riddance.
+
+ACHILLES Marry, this, sir, is proclaim'd through all our host:
+ That Hector, by the fifth hour of the sun,
+ Will with a trumpet 'twixt our tents and Troy
+ To-morrow morning call some knight to arms
+ That hath a stomach; and such a one that dare
+ Maintain--I know not what: 'tis trash. Farewell.
+
+AJAX Farewell. Who shall answer him?
+
+ACHILLES I know not: 'tis put to lottery; otherwise
+ He knew his man.
+
+AJAX O, meaning you. I will go learn more of it.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Troy. A room in Priam's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter PRIAM, HECTOR, TROILUS, PARIS, and HELENUS]
+
+PRIAM After so many hours, lives, speeches spent,
+ Thus once again says Nestor from the Greeks:
+ 'Deliver Helen, and all damage else--
+ As honour, loss of time, travail, expense,
+ Wounds, friends, and what else dear that is consumed
+ In hot digestion of this cormorant war--
+ Shall be struck off.' Hector, what say you to't?
+
+HECTOR Though no man lesser fears the Greeks than I
+ As far as toucheth my particular,
+ Yet, dread Priam,
+ There is no lady of more softer bowels,
+ More spongy to suck in the sense of fear,
+ More ready to cry out 'Who knows what follows?'
+ Than Hector is: the wound of peace is surety,
+ Surety secure; but modest doubt is call'd
+ The beacon of the wise, the tent that searches
+ To the bottom of the worst. Let Helen go:
+ Since the first sword was drawn about this question,
+ Every tithe soul, 'mongst many thousand dismes,
+ Hath been as dear as Helen; I mean, of ours:
+ If we have lost so many tenths of ours,
+ To guard a thing not ours nor worth to us,
+ Had it our name, the value of one ten,
+ What merit's in that reason which denies
+ The yielding of her up?
+
+TROILUS Fie, fie, my brother!
+ Weigh you the worth and honour of a king
+ So great as our dread father in a scale
+ Of common ounces? will you with counters sum
+ The past proportion of his infinite?
+ And buckle in a waist most fathomless
+ With spans and inches so diminutive
+ As fears and reasons? fie, for godly shame!
+
+HELENUS No marvel, though you bite so sharp at reasons,
+ You are so empty of them. Should not our father
+ Bear the great sway of his affairs with reasons,
+ Because your speech hath none that tells him so?
+
+TROILUS You are for dreams and slumbers, brother priest;
+ You fur your gloves with reason. Here are
+ your reasons:
+ You know an enemy intends you harm;
+ You know a sword employ'd is perilous,
+ And reason flies the object of all harm:
+ Who marvels then, when Helenus beholds
+ A Grecian and his sword, if he do set
+ The very wings of reason to his heels
+ And fly like chidden Mercury from Jove,
+ Or like a star disorb'd? Nay, if we talk of reason,
+ Let's shut our gates and sleep: manhood and honour
+ Should have hare-hearts, would they but fat
+ their thoughts
+ With this cramm'd reason: reason and respect
+ Make livers pale and lustihood deject.
+
+HECTOR Brother, she is not worth what she doth cost
+ The holding.
+
+TROILUS What is aught, but as 'tis valued?
+
+HECTOR But value dwells not in particular will;
+ It holds his estimate and dignity
+ As well wherein 'tis precious of itself
+ As in the prizer: 'tis mad idolatry
+ To make the service greater than the god
+ And the will dotes that is attributive
+ To what infectiously itself affects,
+ Without some image of the affected merit.
+
+TROILUS I take to-day a wife, and my election
+ Is led on in the conduct of my will;
+ My will enkindled by mine eyes and ears,
+ Two traded pilots 'twixt the dangerous shores
+ Of will and judgment: how may I avoid,
+ Although my will distaste what it elected,
+ The wife I chose? there can be no evasion
+ To blench from this and to stand firm by honour:
+ We turn not back the silks upon the merchant,
+ When we have soil'd them, nor the remainder viands
+ We do not throw in unrespective sieve,
+ Because we now are full. It was thought meet
+ Paris should do some vengeance on the Greeks:
+ Your breath of full consent bellied his sails;
+ The seas and winds, old wranglers, took a truce
+ And did him service: he touch'd the ports desired,
+ And for an old aunt whom the Greeks held captive,
+ He brought a Grecian queen, whose youth and freshness
+ Wrinkles Apollo's, and makes stale the morning.
+ Why keep we her? the Grecians keep our aunt:
+ Is she worth keeping? why, she is a pearl,
+ Whose price hath launch'd above a thousand ships,
+ And turn'd crown'd kings to merchants.
+ If you'll avouch 'twas wisdom Paris went--
+ As you must needs, for you all cried 'Go, go,'--
+ If you'll confess he brought home noble prize--
+ As you must needs, for you all clapp'd your hands
+ And cried 'Inestimable!'--why do you now
+ The issue of your proper wisdoms rate,
+ And do a deed that fortune never did,
+ Beggar the estimation which you prized
+ Richer than sea and land? O, theft most base,
+ That we have stol'n what we do fear to keep!
+ But, thieves, unworthy of a thing so stol'n,
+ That in their country did them that disgrace,
+ We fear to warrant in our native place!
+
+CASSANDRA [Within] Cry, Trojans, cry!
+
+PRIAM What noise? what shriek is this?
+
+TROILUS 'Tis our mad sister, I do know her voice.
+
+CASSANDRA [Within] Cry, Trojans!
+
+HECTOR It is Cassandra.
+
+ [Enter CASSANDRA, raving]
+
+CASSANDRA Cry, Trojans, cry! lend me ten thousand eyes,
+ And I will fill them with prophetic tears.
+
+HECTOR Peace, sister, peace!
+
+CASSANDRA Virgins and boys, mid-age and wrinkled eld,
+ Soft infancy, that nothing canst but cry,
+ Add to my clamours! let us pay betimes
+ A moiety of that mass of moan to come.
+ Cry, Trojans, cry! practise your eyes with tears!
+ Troy must not be, nor goodly Ilion stand;
+ Our firebrand brother, Paris, burns us all.
+ Cry, Trojans, cry! a Helen and a woe:
+ Cry, cry! Troy burns, or else let Helen go.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HECTOR Now, youthful Troilus, do not these high strains
+ Of divination in our sister work
+ Some touches of remorse? or is your blood
+ So madly hot that no discourse of reason,
+ Nor fear of bad success in a bad cause,
+ Can qualify the same?
+
+TROILUS Why, brother Hector,
+ We may not think the justness of each act
+ Such and no other than event doth form it,
+ Nor once deject the courage of our minds,
+ Because Cassandra's mad: her brain-sick raptures
+ Cannot distaste the goodness of a quarrel
+ Which hath our several honours all engaged
+ To make it gracious. For my private part,
+ I am no more touch'd than all Priam's sons:
+ And Jove forbid there should be done amongst us
+ Such things as might offend the weakest spleen
+ To fight for and maintain!
+
+PARIS Else might the world convince of levity
+ As well my undertakings as your counsels:
+ But I attest the gods, your full consent
+ Gave wings to my propension and cut off
+ All fears attending on so dire a project.
+ For what, alas, can these my single arms?
+ What Propugnation is in one man's valour,
+ To stand the push and enmity of those
+ This quarrel would excite? Yet, I protest,
+ Were I alone to pass the difficulties
+ And had as ample power as I have will,
+ Paris should ne'er retract what he hath done,
+ Nor faint in the pursuit.
+
+PRIAM Paris, you speak
+ Like one besotted on your sweet delights:
+ You have the honey still, but these the gall;
+ So to be valiant is no praise at all.
+
+PARIS Sir, I propose not merely to myself
+ The pleasures such a beauty brings with it;
+ But I would have the soil of her fair rape
+ Wiped off, in honourable keeping her.
+ What treason were it to the ransack'd queen,
+ Disgrace to your great worths and shame to me,
+ Now to deliver her possession up
+ On terms of base compulsion! Can it be
+ That so degenerate a strain as this
+ Should once set footing in your generous bosoms?
+ There's not the meanest spirit on our party
+ Without a heart to dare or sword to draw
+ When Helen is defended, nor none so noble
+ Whose life were ill bestow'd or death unfamed
+ Where Helen is the subject; then, I say,
+ Well may we fight for her whom, we know well,
+ The world's large spaces cannot parallel.
+
+HECTOR Paris and Troilus, you have both said well,
+ And on the cause and question now in hand
+ Have glozed, but superficially: not much
+ Unlike young men, whom Aristotle thought
+ Unfit to hear moral philosophy:
+ The reasons you allege do more conduce
+ To the hot passion of distemper'd blood
+ Than to make up a free determination
+ 'Twixt right and wrong, for pleasure and revenge
+ Have ears more deaf than adders to the voice
+ Of any true decision. Nature craves
+ All dues be render'd to their owners: now,
+ What nearer debt in all humanity
+ Than wife is to the husband? If this law
+ Of nature be corrupted through affection,
+ And that great minds, of partial indulgence
+ To their benumbed wills, resist the same,
+ There is a law in each well-order'd nation
+ To curb those raging appetites that are
+ Most disobedient and refractory.
+ If Helen then be wife to Sparta's king,
+ As it is known she is, these moral laws
+ Of nature and of nations speak aloud
+ To have her back return'd: thus to persist
+ In doing wrong extenuates not wrong,
+ But makes it much more heavy. Hector's opinion
+ Is this in way of truth; yet ne'ertheless,
+ My spritely brethren, I propend to you
+ In resolution to keep Helen still,
+ For 'tis a cause that hath no mean dependance
+ Upon our joint and several dignities.
+
+TROILUS Why, there you touch'd the life of our design:
+ Were it not glory that we more affected
+ Than the performance of our heaving spleens,
+ I would not wish a drop of Trojan blood
+ Spent more in her defence. But, worthy Hector,
+ She is a theme of honour and renown,
+ A spur to valiant and magnanimous deeds,
+ Whose present courage may beat down our foes,
+ And fame in time to come canonize us;
+ For, I presume, brave Hector would not lose
+ So rich advantage of a promised glory
+ As smiles upon the forehead of this action
+ For the wide world's revenue.
+
+HECTOR I am yours,
+ You valiant offspring of great Priamus.
+ I have a roisting challenge sent amongst
+ The dun and factious nobles of the Greeks
+ Will strike amazement to their drowsy spirits:
+ I was advertised their great general slept,
+ Whilst emulation in the army crept:
+ This, I presume, will wake him.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III The Grecian camp. Before Achilles' tent.
+
+
+ [Enter THERSITES, solus]
+
+THERSITES How now, Thersites! what lost in the labyrinth of
+ thy fury! Shall the elephant Ajax carry it thus? He
+ beats me, and I rail at him: O, worthy satisfaction!
+ would it were otherwise; that I could beat him,
+ whilst he railed at me. 'Sfoot, I'll learn to
+ conjure and raise devils, but I'll see some issue of
+ my spiteful execrations. Then there's Achilles, a
+ rare enginer! If Troy be not taken till these two
+ undermine it, the walls will stand till they fall of
+ themselves. O thou great thunder-darter of Olympus,
+ forget that thou art Jove, the king of gods and,
+ Mercury, lose all the serpentine craft of thy
+ caduceus, if ye take not that little, little less
+ than little wit from them that they have! which
+ short-armed ignorance itself knows is so abundant
+ scarce, it will not in circumvention deliver a fly
+ from a spider, without drawing their massy irons and
+ cutting the web. After this, the vengeance on the
+ whole camp! or rather, the bone-ache! for that,
+ methinks, is the curse dependent on those that war
+ for a placket. I have said my prayers and devil Envy
+ say Amen. What ho! my Lord Achilles!
+
+ [Enter PATROCLUS]
+
+PATROCLUS Who's there? Thersites! Good Thersites, come in and rail.
+
+THERSITES If I could have remembered a gilt counterfeit, thou
+ wouldst not have slipped out of my contemplation: but
+ it is no matter; thyself upon thyself! The common
+ curse of mankind, folly and ignorance, be thine in
+ great revenue! heaven bless thee from a tutor, and
+ discipline come not near thee! Let thy blood be thy
+ direction till thy death! then if she that lays thee
+ out says thou art a fair corse, I'll be sworn and
+ sworn upon't she never shrouded any but lazars.
+ Amen. Where's Achilles?
+
+PATROCLUS What, art thou devout? wast thou in prayer?
+
+THERSITES Ay: the heavens hear me!
+
+ [Enter ACHILLES]
+
+ACHILLES Who's there?
+
+PATROCLUS Thersites, my lord.
+
+ACHILLES Where, where? Art thou come? why, my cheese, my
+ digestion, why hast thou not served thyself in to
+ my table so many meals? Come, what's Agamemnon?
+
+THERSITES Thy commander, Achilles. Then tell me, Patroclus,
+ what's Achilles?
+
+PATROCLUS Thy lord, Thersites: then tell me, I pray thee,
+ what's thyself?
+
+THERSITES Thy knower, Patroclus: then tell me, Patroclus,
+ what art thou?
+
+PATROCLUS Thou mayst tell that knowest.
+
+ACHILLES O, tell, tell.
+
+THERSITES I'll decline the whole question. Agamemnon commands
+ Achilles; Achilles is my lord; I am Patroclus'
+ knower, and Patroclus is a fool.
+
+PATROCLUS You rascal!
+
+THERSITES Peace, fool! I have not done.
+
+ACHILLES He is a privileged man. Proceed, Thersites.
+
+THERSITES Agamemnon is a fool; Achilles is a fool; Thersites
+ is a fool, and, as aforesaid, Patroclus is a fool.
+
+ACHILLES Derive this; come.
+
+THERSITES Agamemnon is a fool to offer to command Achilles;
+ Achilles is a fool to be commanded of Agamemnon;
+ Thersites is a fool to serve such a fool, and
+ Patroclus is a fool positive.
+
+PATROCLUS Why am I a fool?
+
+THERSITES Make that demand of the prover. It suffices me thou
+ art. Look you, who comes here?
+
+ACHILLES Patroclus, I'll speak with nobody.
+ Come in with me, Thersites.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+THERSITES Here is such patchery, such juggling and such
+ knavery! all the argument is a cuckold and a
+ whore; a good quarrel to draw emulous factions
+ and bleed to death upon. Now, the dry serpigo on
+ the subject! and war and lechery confound all!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter AGAMEMNON, ULYSSES, NESTOR, DIOMEDES, and AJAX]
+
+AGAMEMNON Where is Achilles?
+
+PATROCLUS Within his tent; but ill disposed, my lord.
+
+AGAMEMNON Let it be known to him that we are here.
+ He shent our messengers; and we lay by
+ Our appertainments, visiting of him:
+ Let him be told so; lest perchance he think
+ We dare not move the question of our place,
+ Or know not what we are.
+
+PATROCLUS I shall say so to him.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ULYSSES We saw him at the opening of his tent:
+ He is not sick.
+
+AJAX Yes, lion-sick, sick of proud heart: you may call it
+ melancholy, if you will favour the man; but, by my
+ head, 'tis pride: but why, why? let him show us the
+ cause. A word, my lord.
+
+ [Takes AGAMEMNON aside]
+
+NESTOR What moves Ajax thus to bay at him?
+
+ULYSSES Achilles hath inveigled his fool from him.
+
+NESTOR Who, Thersites?
+
+ULYSSES He.
+
+NESTOR Then will Ajax lack matter, if he have lost his argument.
+
+ULYSSES No, you see, he is his argument that has his
+ argument, Achilles.
+
+NESTOR All the better; their fraction is more our wish than
+ their faction: but it was a strong composure a fool
+ could disunite.
+
+ULYSSES The amity that wisdom knits not, folly may easily
+ untie. Here comes Patroclus.
+
+ [Re-enter PATROCLUS]
+
+NESTOR No Achilles with him.
+
+ULYSSES The elephant hath joints, but none for courtesy:
+ his legs are legs for necessity, not for flexure.
+
+PATROCLUS Achilles bids me say, he is much sorry,
+ If any thing more than your sport and pleasure
+ Did move your greatness and this noble state
+ To call upon him; he hopes it is no other
+ But for your health and your digestion sake,
+ And after-dinner's breath.
+
+AGAMEMNON Hear you, Patroclus:
+ We are too well acquainted with these answers:
+ But his evasion, wing'd thus swift with scorn,
+ Cannot outfly our apprehensions.
+ Much attribute he hath, and much the reason
+ Why we ascribe it to him; yet all his virtues,
+ Not virtuously on his own part beheld,
+ Do in our eyes begin to lose their gloss,
+ Yea, like fair fruit in an unwholesome dish,
+ Are like to rot untasted. Go and tell him,
+ We come to speak with him; and you shall not sin,
+ If you do say we think him over-proud
+ And under-honest, in self-assumption greater
+ Than in the note of judgment; and worthier
+ than himself
+ Here tend the savage strangeness he puts on,
+ Disguise the holy strength of their command,
+ And underwrite in an observing kind
+ His humorous predominance; yea, watch
+ His pettish lunes, his ebbs, his flows, as if
+ The passage and whole carriage of this action
+ Rode on his tide. Go tell him this, and add,
+ That if he overhold his price so much,
+ We'll none of him; but let him, like an engine
+ Not portable, lie under this report:
+ 'Bring action hither, this cannot go to war:
+ A stirring dwarf we do allowance give
+ Before a sleeping giant.' Tell him so.
+
+PATROCLUS I shall; and bring his answer presently.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+AGAMEMNON In second voice we'll not be satisfied;
+ We come to speak with him. Ulysses, enter you.
+
+ [Exit ULYSSES]
+
+AJAX What is he more than another?
+
+AGAMEMNON No more than what he thinks he is.
+
+AJAX Is he so much? Do you not think he thinks himself a
+ better man than I am?
+
+AGAMEMNON No question.
+
+AJAX Will you subscribe his thought, and say he is?
+
+AGAMEMNON No, noble Ajax; you are as strong, as valiant, as
+ wise, no less noble, much more gentle, and altogether
+ more tractable.
+
+AJAX Why should a man be proud? How doth pride grow? I
+ know not what pride is.
+
+AGAMEMNON Your mind is the clearer, Ajax, and your virtues the
+ fairer. He that is proud eats up himself: pride is
+ his own glass, his own trumpet, his own chronicle;
+ and whatever praises itself but in the deed, devours
+ the deed in the praise.
+
+AJAX I do hate a proud man, as I hate the engendering of toads.
+
+NESTOR Yet he loves himself: is't not strange?
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ [Re-enter ULYSSES]
+
+ULYSSES Achilles will not to the field to-morrow.
+
+AGAMEMNON What's his excuse?
+
+ULYSSES He doth rely on none,
+ But carries on the stream of his dispose
+ Without observance or respect of any,
+ In will peculiar and in self-admission.
+
+AGAMEMNON Why will he not upon our fair request
+ Untent his person and share the air with us?
+
+ULYSSES Things small as nothing, for request's sake only,
+ He makes important: possess'd he is with greatness,
+ And speaks not to himself but with a pride
+ That quarrels at self-breath: imagined worth
+ Holds in his blood such swoln and hot discourse
+ That 'twixt his mental and his active parts
+ Kingdom'd Achilles in commotion rages
+ And batters down himself: what should I say?
+ He is so plaguy proud that the death-tokens of it
+ Cry 'No recovery.'
+
+AGAMEMNON Let Ajax go to him.
+ Dear lord, go you and greet him in his tent:
+ 'Tis said he holds you well, and will be led
+ At your request a little from himself.
+
+ULYSSES O Agamemnon, let it not be so!
+ We'll consecrate the steps that Ajax makes
+ When they go from Achilles: shall the proud lord
+ That bastes his arrogance with his own seam
+ And never suffers matter of the world
+ Enter his thoughts, save such as do revolve
+ And ruminate himself, shall he be worshipp'd
+ Of that we hold an idol more than he?
+ No, this thrice worthy and right valiant lord
+ Must not so stale his palm, nobly acquired;
+ Nor, by my will, assubjugate his merit,
+ As amply titled as Achilles is,
+ By going to Achilles:
+ That were to enlard his fat already pride
+ And add more coals to Cancer when he burns
+ With entertaining great Hyperion.
+ This lord go to him! Jupiter forbid,
+ And say in thunder 'Achilles go to him.'
+
+NESTOR [Aside to DIOMEDES] O, this is well; he rubs the
+ vein of him.
+
+DIOMEDES [Aside to NESTOR] And how his silence drinks up
+ this applause!
+
+AJAX If I go to him, with my armed fist I'll pash him o'er the face.
+
+AGAMEMNON O, no, you shall not go.
+
+AJAX An a' be proud with me, I'll pheeze his pride:
+ Let me go to him.
+
+ULYSSES Not for the worth that hangs upon our quarrel.
+
+AJAX A paltry, insolent fellow!
+
+NESTOR How he describes himself!
+
+AJAX Can he not be sociable?
+
+ULYSSES The raven chides blackness.
+
+AJAX I'll let his humours blood.
+
+AGAMEMNON He will be the physician that should be the patient.
+
+AJAX An all men were o' my mind,--
+
+ULYSSES Wit would be out of fashion.
+
+AJAX A' should not bear it so, a' should eat swords first:
+ shall pride carry it?
+
+NESTOR An 'twould, you'ld carry half.
+
+ULYSSES A' would have ten shares.
+
+AJAX I will knead him; I'll make him supple.
+
+NESTOR He's not yet through warm: force him with praises:
+ pour in, pour in; his ambition is dry.
+
+ULYSSES [To AGAMEMNON] My lord, you feed too much on this dislike.
+
+NESTOR Our noble general, do not do so.
+
+DIOMEDES You must prepare to fight without Achilles.
+
+ULYSSES Why, 'tis this naming of him does him harm.
+ Here is a man--but 'tis before his face;
+ I will be silent.
+
+NESTOR Wherefore should you so?
+ He is not emulous, as Achilles is.
+
+ULYSSES Know the whole world, he is as valiant.
+
+AJAX A whoreson dog, that shall pelter thus with us!
+ Would he were a Trojan!
+
+NESTOR What a vice were it in Ajax now,--
+
+ULYSSES If he were proud,--
+
+DIOMEDES Or covetous of praise,--
+
+ULYSSES Ay, or surly borne,--
+
+DIOMEDES Or strange, or self-affected!
+
+ULYSSES Thank the heavens, lord, thou art of sweet composure;
+ Praise him that got thee, she that gave thee suck:
+ Famed be thy tutor, and thy parts of nature
+ Thrice famed, beyond all erudition:
+ But he that disciplined thy arms to fight,
+ Let Mars divide eternity in twain,
+ And give him half: and, for thy vigour,
+ Bull-bearing Milo his addition yield
+ To sinewy Ajax. I will not praise thy wisdom,
+ Which, like a bourn, a pale, a shore, confines
+ Thy spacious and dilated parts: here's Nestor;
+ Instructed by the antiquary times,
+ He must, he is, he cannot but be wise:
+ Put pardon, father Nestor, were your days
+ As green as Ajax' and your brain so temper'd,
+ You should not have the eminence of him,
+ But be as Ajax.
+
+AJAX Shall I call you father?
+
+NESTOR Ay, my good son.
+
+DIOMEDES Be ruled by him, Lord Ajax.
+
+ULYSSES There is no tarrying here; the hart Achilles
+ Keeps thicket. Please it our great general
+ To call together all his state of war;
+ Fresh kings are come to Troy: to-morrow
+ We must with all our main of power stand fast:
+ And here's a lord,--come knights from east to west,
+ And cull their flower, Ajax shall cope the best.
+
+AGAMEMNON Go we to council. Let Achilles sleep:
+ Light boats sail swift, though greater hulks draw deep.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Troy. Priam's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter a Servant and PANDARUS]
+
+PANDARUS Friend, you! pray you, a word: do not you follow
+ the young Lord Paris?
+
+Servant Ay, sir, when he goes before me.
+
+PANDARUS You depend upon him, I mean?
+
+Servant Sir, I do depend upon the lord.
+
+PANDARUS You depend upon a noble gentleman; I must needs
+ praise him.
+
+Servant The lord be praised!
+
+PANDARUS You know me, do you not?
+
+Servant Faith, sir, superficially.
+
+PANDARUS Friend, know me better; I am the Lord Pandarus.
+
+Servant I hope I shall know your honour better.
+
+PANDARUS I do desire it.
+
+Servant You are in the state of grace.
+
+PANDARUS Grace! not so, friend: honour and lordship are my titles.
+
+ [Music within]
+
+ What music is this?
+
+Servant I do but partly know, sir: it is music in parts.
+
+PANDARUS Know you the musicians?
+
+Servant Wholly, sir.
+
+PANDARUS Who play they to?
+
+Servant To the hearers, sir.
+
+PANDARUS At whose pleasure, friend
+
+Servant At mine, sir, and theirs that love music.
+
+PANDARUS Command, I mean, friend.
+
+Servant Who shall I command, sir?
+
+PANDARUS Friend, we understand not one another: I am too
+ courtly and thou art too cunning. At whose request
+ do these men play?
+
+Servant That's to 't indeed, sir: marry, sir, at the request
+ of Paris my lord, who's there in person; with him,
+ the mortal Venus, the heart-blood of beauty, love's
+ invisible soul,--
+
+PANDARUS Who, my cousin Cressida?
+
+Servant No, sir, Helen: could you not find out that by her
+ attributes?
+
+PANDARUS It should seem, fellow, that thou hast not seen the
+ Lady Cressida. I come to speak with Paris from the
+ Prince Troilus: I will make a complimental assault
+ upon him, for my business seethes.
+
+Servant Sodden business! there's a stewed phrase indeed!
+
+ [Enter PARIS and HELEN, attended]
+
+PANDARUS Fair be to you, my lord, and to all this fair
+ company! fair desires, in all fair measure,
+ fairly guide them! especially to you, fair queen!
+ fair thoughts be your fair pillow!
+
+HELEN Dear lord, you are full of fair words.
+
+PANDARUS You speak your fair pleasure, sweet queen. Fair
+ prince, here is good broken music.
+
+PARIS You have broke it, cousin: and, by my life, you
+ shall make it whole again; you shall piece it out
+ with a piece of your performance. Nell, he is full
+ of harmony.
+
+PANDARUS Truly, lady, no.
+
+HELEN O, sir,--
+
+PANDARUS Rude, in sooth; in good sooth, very rude.
+
+PARIS Well said, my lord! well, you say so in fits.
+
+PANDARUS I have business to my lord, dear queen. My lord,
+ will you vouchsafe me a word?
+
+HELEN Nay, this shall not hedge us out: we'll hear you
+ sing, certainly.
+
+PANDARUS Well, sweet queen. you are pleasant with me. But,
+ marry, thus, my lord: my dear lord and most esteemed
+ friend, your brother Troilus,--
+
+HELEN My Lord Pandarus; honey-sweet lord,--
+
+PANDARUS Go to, sweet queen, to go:--commends himself most
+ affectionately to you,--
+
+HELEN You shall not bob us out of our melody: if you do,
+ our melancholy upon your head!
+
+PANDARUS Sweet queen, sweet queen! that's a sweet queen, i' faith.
+
+HELEN And to make a sweet lady sad is a sour offence.
+
+PANDARUS Nay, that shall not serve your turn; that shall not,
+ in truth, la. Nay, I care not for such words; no,
+ no. And, my lord, he desires you, that if the king
+ call for him at supper, you will make his excuse.
+
+HELEN My Lord Pandarus,--
+
+PANDARUS What says my sweet queen, my very very sweet queen?
+
+PARIS What exploit's in hand? where sups he to-night?
+
+HELEN Nay, but, my lord,--
+
+PANDARUS What says my sweet queen? My cousin will fall out
+ with you. You must not know where he sups.
+
+PARIS I'll lay my life, with my disposer Cressida.
+
+PANDARUS No, no, no such matter; you are wide: come, your
+ disposer is sick.
+
+PARIS Well, I'll make excuse.
+
+PANDARUS Ay, good my lord. Why should you say Cressida? no,
+ your poor disposer's sick.
+
+PARIS I spy.
+
+PANDARUS You spy! what do you spy? Come, give me an
+ instrument. Now, sweet queen.
+
+HELEN Why, this is kindly done.
+
+PANDARUS My niece is horribly in love with a thing you have,
+ sweet queen.
+
+HELEN She shall have it, my lord, if it be not my lord Paris.
+
+PANDARUS He! no, she'll none of him; they two are twain.
+
+HELEN Falling in, after falling out, may make them three.
+
+PANDARUS Come, come, I'll hear no more of this; I'll sing
+ you a song now.
+
+HELEN Ay, ay, prithee now. By my troth, sweet lord, thou
+ hast a fine forehead.
+
+PANDARUS Ay, you may, you may.
+
+HELEN Let thy song be love: this love will undo us all.
+ O Cupid, Cupid, Cupid!
+
+PANDARUS Love! ay, that it shall, i' faith.
+
+PARIS Ay, good now, love, love, nothing but love.
+
+PANDARUS In good troth, it begins so.
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ Love, love, nothing but love, still more!
+ For, O, love's bow
+ Shoots buck and doe:
+ The shaft confounds,
+ Not that it wounds,
+ But tickles still the sore.
+ These lovers cry Oh! oh! they die!
+ Yet that which seems the wound to kill,
+ Doth turn oh! oh! to ha! ha! he!
+ So dying love lives still:
+ Oh! oh! a while, but ha! ha! ha!
+ Oh! oh! groans out for ha! ha! ha!
+ Heigh-ho!
+
+HELEN In love, i' faith, to the very tip of the nose.
+
+PARIS He eats nothing but doves, love, and that breeds hot
+ blood, and hot blood begets hot thoughts, and hot
+ thoughts beget hot deeds, and hot deeds is love.
+
+PANDARUS Is this the generation of love? hot blood, hot
+ thoughts, and hot deeds? Why, they are vipers:
+ is love a generation of vipers? Sweet lord, who's
+ a-field to-day?
+
+PARIS Hector, Deiphobus, Helenus, Antenor, and all the
+ gallantry of Troy: I would fain have armed to-day,
+ but my Nell would not have it so. How chance my
+ brother Troilus went not?
+
+HELEN He hangs the lip at something: you know all, Lord Pandarus.
+
+PANDARUS Not I, honey-sweet queen. I long to hear how they
+ sped to-day. You'll remember your brother's excuse?
+
+PARIS To a hair.
+
+PANDARUS Farewell, sweet queen.
+
+HELEN Commend me to your niece.
+
+PANDARUS I will, sweet queen.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [A retreat sounded]
+
+PARIS They're come from field: let us to Priam's hall,
+ To greet the warriors. Sweet Helen, I must woo you
+ To help unarm our Hector: his stubborn buckles,
+ With these your white enchanting fingers touch'd,
+ Shall more obey than to the edge of steel
+ Or force of Greekish sinews; you shall do more
+ Than all the island kings,--disarm great Hector.
+
+HELEN 'Twill make us proud to be his servant, Paris;
+ Yea, what he shall receive of us in duty
+ Gives us more palm in beauty than we have,
+ Yea, overshines ourself.
+
+PARIS Sweet, above thought I love thee.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. Pandarus' orchard.
+
+
+ [Enter PANDARUS and Troilus's Boy, meeting]
+
+PANDARUS How now! where's thy master? at my cousin
+ Cressida's?
+
+Boy No, sir; he stays for you to conduct him thither.
+
+PANDARUS O, here he comes.
+
+ [Enter TROILUS]
+
+ How now, how now!
+
+TROILUS Sirrah, walk off.
+
+ [Exit Boy]
+
+PANDARUS Have you seen my cousin?
+
+TROILUS No, Pandarus: I stalk about her door,
+ Like a strange soul upon the Stygian banks
+ Staying for waftage. O, be thou my Charon,
+ And give me swift transportance to those fields
+ Where I may wallow in the lily-beds
+ Proposed for the deserver! O gentle Pandarus,
+ From Cupid's shoulder pluck his painted wings
+ And fly with me to Cressid!
+
+PANDARUS Walk here i' the orchard, I'll bring her straight.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+TROILUS I am giddy; expectation whirls me round.
+ The imaginary relish is so sweet
+ That it enchants my sense: what will it be,
+ When that the watery palate tastes indeed
+ Love's thrice repured nectar? death, I fear me,
+ Swooning destruction, or some joy too fine,
+ Too subtle-potent, tuned too sharp in sweetness,
+ For the capacity of my ruder powers:
+ I fear it much; and I do fear besides,
+ That I shall lose distinction in my joys;
+ As doth a battle, when they charge on heaps
+ The enemy flying.
+
+ [Re-enter PANDARUS]
+
+PANDARUS She's making her ready, she'll come straight: you
+ must be witty now. She does so blush, and fetches
+ her wind so short, as if she were frayed with a
+ sprite: I'll fetch her. It is the prettiest
+ villain: she fetches her breath as short as a
+ new-ta'en sparrow.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+TROILUS Even such a passion doth embrace my bosom:
+ My heart beats thicker than a feverous pulse;
+ And all my powers do their bestowing lose,
+ Like vassalage at unawares encountering
+ The eye of majesty.
+
+ [Re-enter PANDARUS with CRESSIDA]
+
+PANDARUS Come, come, what need you blush? shame's a baby.
+ Here she is now: swear the oaths now to her that
+ you have sworn to me. What, are you gone again?
+ you must be watched ere you be made tame, must you?
+ Come your ways, come your ways; an you draw backward,
+ we'll put you i' the fills. Why do you not speak to
+ her? Come, draw this curtain, and let's see your
+ picture. Alas the day, how loath you are to offend
+ daylight! an 'twere dark, you'ld close sooner.
+ So, so; rub on, and kiss the mistress. How now!
+ a kiss in fee-farm! build there, carpenter; the air
+ is sweet. Nay, you shall fight your hearts out ere
+ I part you. The falcon as the tercel, for all the
+ ducks i' the river: go to, go to.
+
+TROILUS You have bereft me of all words, lady.
+
+PANDARUS Words pay no debts, give her deeds: but she'll
+ bereave you o' the deeds too, if she call your
+ activity in question. What, billing again? Here's
+ 'In witness whereof the parties interchangeably'--
+ Come in, come in: I'll go get a fire.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CRESSIDA Will you walk in, my lord?
+
+TROILUS O Cressida, how often have I wished me thus!
+
+CRESSIDA Wished, my lord! The gods grant,--O my lord!
+
+TROILUS What should they grant? what makes this pretty
+ abruption? What too curious dreg espies my sweet
+ lady in the fountain of our love?
+
+CRESSIDA More dregs than water, if my fears have eyes.
+
+TROILUS Fears make devils of cherubims; they never see truly.
+
+CRESSIDA Blind fear, that seeing reason leads, finds safer
+ footing than blind reason stumbling without fear: to
+ fear the worst oft cures the worse.
+
+TROILUS O, let my lady apprehend no fear: in all Cupid's
+ pageant there is presented no monster.
+
+CRESSIDA Nor nothing monstrous neither?
+
+TROILUS Nothing, but our undertakings; when we vow to weep
+ seas, live in fire, eat rocks, tame tigers; thinking
+ it harder for our mistress to devise imposition
+ enough than for us to undergo any difficulty imposed.
+ This is the monstruosity in love, lady, that the will
+ is infinite and the execution confined, that the
+ desire is boundless and the act a slave to limit.
+
+CRESSIDA They say all lovers swear more performance than they
+ are able and yet reserve an ability that they never
+ perform, vowing more than the perfection of ten and
+ discharging less than the tenth part of one. They
+ that have the voice of lions and the act of hares,
+ are they not monsters?
+
+TROILUS Are there such? such are not we: praise us as we
+ are tasted, allow us as we prove; our head shall go
+ bare till merit crown it: no perfection in reversion
+ shall have a praise in present: we will not name
+ desert before his birth, and, being born, his addition
+ shall be humble. Few words to fair faith: Troilus
+ shall be such to Cressid as what envy can say worst
+ shall be a mock for his truth, and what truth can
+ speak truest not truer than Troilus.
+
+CRESSIDA Will you walk in, my lord?
+
+ [Re-enter PANDARUS]
+
+PANDARUS What, blushing still? have you not done talking yet?
+
+CRESSIDA Well, uncle, what folly I commit, I dedicate to you.
+
+PANDARUS I thank you for that: if my lord get a boy of you,
+ you'll give him me. Be true to my lord: if he
+ flinch, chide me for it.
+
+TROILUS You know now your hostages; your uncle's word and my
+ firm faith.
+
+PANDARUS Nay, I'll give my word for her too: our kindred,
+ though they be long ere they are wooed, they are
+ constant being won: they are burs, I can tell you;
+ they'll stick where they are thrown.
+
+CRESSIDA Boldness comes to me now, and brings me heart.
+ Prince Troilus, I have loved you night and day
+ For many weary months.
+
+TROILUS Why was my Cressid then so hard to win?
+
+CRESSIDA Hard to seem won: but I was won, my lord,
+ With the first glance that ever--pardon me--
+ If I confess much, you will play the tyrant.
+ I love you now; but not, till now, so much
+ But I might master it: in faith, I lie;
+ My thoughts were like unbridled children, grown
+ Too headstrong for their mother. See, we fools!
+ Why have I blabb'd? who shall be true to us,
+ When we are so unsecret to ourselves?
+ But, though I loved you well, I woo'd you not;
+ And yet, good faith, I wish'd myself a man,
+ Or that we women had men's privilege
+ Of speaking first. Sweet, bid me hold my tongue,
+ For in this rapture I shall surely speak
+ The thing I shall repent. See, see, your silence,
+ Cunning in dumbness, from my weakness draws
+ My very soul of counsel! stop my mouth.
+
+TROILUS And shall, albeit sweet music issues thence.
+
+PANDARUS Pretty, i' faith.
+
+CRESSIDA My lord, I do beseech you, pardon me;
+ 'Twas not my purpose, thus to beg a kiss:
+ I am ashamed. O heavens! what have I done?
+ For this time will I take my leave, my lord.
+
+TROILUS Your leave, sweet Cressid!
+
+PANDARUS Leave! an you take leave till to-morrow morning,--
+
+CRESSIDA Pray you, content you.
+
+TROILUS What offends you, lady?
+
+CRESSIDA Sir, mine own company.
+
+TROILUS You cannot shun Yourself.
+
+CRESSIDA Let me go and try:
+ I have a kind of self resides with you;
+ But an unkind self, that itself will leave,
+ To be another's fool. I would be gone:
+ Where is my wit? I know not what I speak.
+
+TROILUS Well know they what they speak that speak so wisely.
+
+CRESSIDA Perchance, my lord, I show more craft than love;
+ And fell so roundly to a large confession,
+ To angle for your thoughts: but you are wise,
+ Or else you love not, for to be wise and love
+ Exceeds man's might; that dwells with gods above.
+
+TROILUS O that I thought it could be in a woman--
+ As, if it can, I will presume in you--
+ To feed for aye her ramp and flames of love;
+ To keep her constancy in plight and youth,
+ Outliving beauty's outward, with a mind
+ That doth renew swifter than blood decays!
+ Or that persuasion could but thus convince me,
+ That my integrity and truth to you
+ Might be affronted with the match and weight
+ Of such a winnow'd purity in love;
+ How were I then uplifted! but, alas!
+ I am as true as truth's simplicity
+ And simpler than the infancy of truth.
+
+CRESSIDA In that I'll war with you.
+
+TROILUS O virtuous fight,
+ When right with right wars who shall be most right!
+ True swains in love shall in the world to come
+ Approve their truths by Troilus: when their rhymes,
+ Full of protest, of oath and big compare,
+ Want similes, truth tired with iteration,
+ As true as steel, as plantage to the moon,
+ As sun to day, as turtle to her mate,
+ As iron to adamant, as earth to the centre,
+ Yet, after all comparisons of truth,
+ As truth's authentic author to be cited,
+ 'As true as Troilus' shall crown up the verse,
+ And sanctify the numbers.
+
+CRESSIDA Prophet may you be!
+ If I be false, or swerve a hair from truth,
+ When time is old and hath forgot itself,
+ When waterdrops have worn the stones of Troy,
+ And blind oblivion swallow'd cities up,
+ And mighty states characterless are grated
+ To dusty nothing, yet let memory,
+ From false to false, among false maids in love,
+ Upbraid my falsehood! when they've said 'as false
+ As air, as water, wind, or sandy earth,
+ As fox to lamb, as wolf to heifer's calf,
+ Pard to the hind, or stepdame to her son,'
+ 'Yea,' let them say, to stick the heart of falsehood,
+ 'As false as Cressid.'
+
+PANDARUS Go to, a bargain made: seal it, seal it; I'll be the
+ witness. Here I hold your hand, here my cousin's.
+ If ever you prove false one to another, since I have
+ taken such pains to bring you together, let all
+ pitiful goers-between be called to the world's end
+ after my name; call them all Pandars; let all
+ constant men be Troiluses, all false women Cressids,
+ and all brokers-between Pandars! say, amen.
+
+TROILUS Amen.
+
+CRESSIDA Amen.
+
+PANDARUS Amen. Whereupon I will show you a chamber with a
+ bed; which bed, because it shall not speak of your
+ pretty encounters, press it to death: away!
+ And Cupid grant all tongue-tied maidens here
+ Bed, chamber, Pandar to provide this gear!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III The Grecian camp. Before Achilles' tent.
+
+
+ [Enter AGAMEMNON, ULYSSES, DIOMEDES, NESTOR, AJAX,
+ MENELAUS, and CALCHAS]
+
+CALCHAS Now, princes, for the service I have done you,
+ The advantage of the time prompts me aloud
+ To call for recompense. Appear it to your mind
+ That, through the sight I bear in things to love,
+ I have abandon'd Troy, left my possession,
+ Incurr'd a traitor's name; exposed myself,
+ From certain and possess'd conveniences,
+ To doubtful fortunes; sequestering from me all
+ That time, acquaintance, custom and condition
+ Made tame and most familiar to my nature,
+ And here, to do you service, am become
+ As new into the world, strange, unacquainted:
+ I do beseech you, as in way of taste,
+ To give me now a little benefit,
+ Out of those many register'd in promise,
+ Which, you say, live to come in my behalf.
+
+AGAMEMNON What wouldst thou of us, Trojan? make demand.
+
+CALCHAS You have a Trojan prisoner, call'd Antenor,
+ Yesterday took: Troy holds him very dear.
+ Oft have you--often have you thanks therefore--
+ Desired my Cressid in right great exchange,
+ Whom Troy hath still denied: but this Antenor,
+ I know, is such a wrest in their affairs
+ That their negotiations all must slack,
+ Wanting his manage; and they will almost
+ Give us a prince of blood, a son of Priam,
+ In change of him: let him be sent, great princes,
+ And he shall buy my daughter; and her presence
+ Shall quite strike off all service I have done,
+ In most accepted pain.
+
+AGAMEMNON Let Diomedes bear him,
+ And bring us Cressid hither: Calchas shall have
+ What he requests of us. Good Diomed,
+ Furnish you fairly for this interchange:
+ Withal bring word if Hector will to-morrow
+ Be answer'd in his challenge: Ajax is ready.
+
+DIOMEDES This shall I undertake; and 'tis a burden
+ Which I am proud to bear.
+
+ [Exeunt DIOMEDES and CALCHAS]
+
+ [Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS, before their tent]
+
+ULYSSES Achilles stands i' the entrance of his tent:
+ Please it our general to pass strangely by him,
+ As if he were forgot; and, princes all,
+ Lay negligent and loose regard upon him:
+ I will come last. 'Tis like he'll question me
+ Why such unplausive eyes are bent on him:
+ If so, I have derision medicinable,
+ To use between your strangeness and his pride,
+ Which his own will shall have desire to drink:
+ It may be good: pride hath no other glass
+ To show itself but pride, for supple knees
+ Feed arrogance and are the proud man's fees.
+
+AGAMEMNON We'll execute your purpose, and put on
+ A form of strangeness as we pass along:
+ So do each lord, and either greet him not,
+ Or else disdainfully, which shall shake him more
+ Than if not look'd on. I will lead the way.
+
+ACHILLES What, comes the general to speak with me?
+ You know my mind, I'll fight no more 'gainst Troy.
+
+AGAMEMNON What says Achilles? would he aught with us?
+
+NESTOR Would you, my lord, aught with the general?
+
+ACHILLES No.
+
+NESTOR Nothing, my lord.
+
+AGAMEMNON The better.
+
+ [Exeunt AGAMEMNON and NESTOR]
+
+ACHILLES Good day, good day.
+
+MENELAUS How do you? how do you?
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ACHILLES What, does the cuckold scorn me?
+
+AJAX How now, Patroclus!
+
+ACHILLES Good morrow, Ajax.
+
+AJAX Ha?
+
+ACHILLES Good morrow.
+
+AJAX Ay, and good next day too.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ACHILLES What mean these fellows? Know they not Achilles?
+
+PATROCLUS They pass by strangely: they were used to bend
+ To send their smiles before them to Achilles;
+ To come as humbly as they used to creep
+ To holy altars.
+
+ACHILLES What, am I poor of late?
+ 'Tis certain, greatness, once fall'n out with fortune,
+ Must fall out with men too: what the declined is
+ He shall as soon read in the eyes of others
+ As feel in his own fall; for men, like butterflies,
+ Show not their mealy wings but to the summer,
+ And not a man, for being simply man,
+ Hath any honour, but honour for those honours
+ That are without him, as place, riches, favour,
+ Prizes of accident as oft as merit:
+ Which when they fall, as being slippery standers,
+ The love that lean'd on them as slippery too,
+ Do one pluck down another and together
+ Die in the fall. But 'tis not so with me:
+ Fortune and I are friends: I do enjoy
+ At ample point all that I did possess,
+ Save these men's looks; who do, methinks, find out
+ Something not worth in me such rich beholding
+ As they have often given. Here is Ulysses;
+ I'll interrupt his reading.
+ How now Ulysses!
+
+ULYSSES Now, great Thetis' son!
+
+ACHILLES What are you reading?
+
+ULYSSES A strange fellow here
+ Writes me: 'That man, how dearly ever parted,
+ How much in having, or without or in,
+ Cannot make boast to have that which he hath,
+ Nor feels not what he owes, but by reflection;
+ As when his virtues shining upon others
+ Heat them and they retort that heat again
+ To the first giver.'
+
+ACHILLES This is not strange, Ulysses.
+ The beauty that is borne here in the face
+ The bearer knows not, but commends itself
+ To others' eyes; nor doth the eye itself,
+ That most pure spirit of sense, behold itself,
+ Not going from itself; but eye to eye opposed
+ Salutes each other with each other's form;
+ For speculation turns not to itself,
+ Till it hath travell'd and is mirror'd there
+ Where it may see itself. This is not strange at all.
+
+ULYSSES I do not strain at the position,--
+ It is familiar,--but at the author's drift;
+ Who, in his circumstance, expressly proves
+ That no man is the lord of any thing,
+ Though in and of him there be much consisting,
+ Till he communicate his parts to others:
+ Nor doth he of himself know them for aught
+ Till he behold them form'd in the applause
+ Where they're extended; who, like an arch,
+ reverberates
+ The voice again, or, like a gate of steel
+ Fronting the sun, receives and renders back
+ His figure and his heat. I was much wrapt in this;
+ And apprehended here immediately
+ The unknown Ajax.
+ Heavens, what a man is there! a very horse,
+ That has he knows not what. Nature, what things there are
+ Most abject in regard and dear in use!
+ What things again most dear in the esteem
+ And poor in worth! Now shall we see to-morrow--
+ An act that very chance doth throw upon him--
+ Ajax renown'd. O heavens, what some men do,
+ While some men leave to do!
+ How some men creep in skittish fortune's hall,
+ Whiles others play the idiots in her eyes!
+ How one man eats into another's pride,
+ While pride is fasting in his wantonness!
+ To see these Grecian lords!--why, even already
+ They clap the lubber Ajax on the shoulder,
+ As if his foot were on brave Hector's breast
+ And great Troy shrieking.
+
+ACHILLES I do believe it; for they pass'd by me
+ As misers do by beggars, neither gave to me
+ Good word nor look: what, are my deeds forgot?
+
+ULYSSES Time hath, my lord, a wallet at his back,
+ Wherein he puts alms for oblivion,
+ A great-sized monster of ingratitudes:
+ Those scraps are good deeds past; which are devour'd
+ As fast as they are made, forgot as soon
+ As done: perseverance, dear my lord,
+ Keeps honour bright: to have done is to hang
+ Quite out of fashion, like a rusty mail
+ In monumental mockery. Take the instant way;
+ For honour travels in a strait so narrow,
+ Where one but goes abreast: keep then the path;
+ For emulation hath a thousand sons
+ That one by one pursue: if you give way,
+ Or hedge aside from the direct forthright,
+ Like to an enter'd tide, they all rush by
+ And leave you hindmost;
+ Or like a gallant horse fall'n in first rank,
+ Lie there for pavement to the abject rear,
+ O'er-run and trampled on: then what they do in present,
+ Though less than yours in past, must o'ertop yours;
+ For time is like a fashionable host
+ That slightly shakes his parting guest by the hand,
+ And with his arms outstretch'd, as he would fly,
+ Grasps in the comer: welcome ever smiles,
+ And farewell goes out sighing. O, let not
+ virtue seek
+ Remuneration for the thing it was;
+ For beauty, wit,
+ High birth, vigour of bone, desert in service,
+ Love, friendship, charity, are subjects all
+ To envious and calumniating time.
+ One touch of nature makes the whole world kin,
+ That all with one consent praise new-born gawds,
+ Though they are made and moulded of things past,
+ And give to dust that is a little gilt
+ More laud than gilt o'er-dusted.
+ The present eye praises the present object.
+ Then marvel not, thou great and complete man,
+ That all the Greeks begin to worship Ajax;
+ Since things in motion sooner catch the eye
+ Than what not stirs. The cry went once on thee,
+ And still it might, and yet it may again,
+ If thou wouldst not entomb thyself alive
+ And case thy reputation in thy tent;
+ Whose glorious deeds, but in these fields of late,
+ Made emulous missions 'mongst the gods themselves
+ And drave great Mars to faction.
+
+ACHILLES Of this my privacy
+ I have strong reasons.
+
+ULYSSES But 'gainst your privacy
+ The reasons are more potent and heroical:
+ 'Tis known, Achilles, that you are in love
+ With one of Priam's daughters.
+
+ACHILLES Ha! known!
+
+ULYSSES Is that a wonder?
+ The providence that's in a watchful state
+ Knows almost every grain of Plutus' gold,
+ Finds bottom in the uncomprehensive deeps,
+ Keeps place with thought and almost, like the gods,
+ Does thoughts unveil in their dumb cradles.
+ There is a mystery--with whom relation
+ Durst never meddle--in the soul of state;
+ Which hath an operation more divine
+ Than breath or pen can give expressure to:
+ All the commerce that you have had with Troy
+ As perfectly is ours as yours, my lord;
+ And better would it fit Achilles much
+ To throw down Hector than Polyxena:
+ But it must grieve young Pyrrhus now at home,
+ When fame shall in our islands sound her trump,
+ And all the Greekish girls shall tripping sing,
+ 'Great Hector's sister did Achilles win,
+ But our great Ajax bravely beat down him.'
+ Farewell, my lord: I as your lover speak;
+ The fool slides o'er the ice that you should break.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PATROCLUS To this effect, Achilles, have I moved you:
+ A woman impudent and mannish grown
+ Is not more loathed than an effeminate man
+ In time of action. I stand condemn'd for this;
+ They think my little stomach to the war
+ And your great love to me restrains you thus:
+ Sweet, rouse yourself; and the weak wanton Cupid
+ Shall from your neck unloose his amorous fold,
+ And, like a dew-drop from the lion's mane,
+ Be shook to air.
+
+ACHILLES Shall Ajax fight with Hector?
+
+PATROCLUS Ay, and perhaps receive much honour by him.
+
+ACHILLES I see my reputation is at stake
+ My fame is shrewdly gored.
+
+PATROCLUS O, then, beware;
+ Those wounds heal ill that men do give themselves:
+ Omission to do what is necessary
+ Seals a commission to a blank of danger;
+ And danger, like an ague, subtly taints
+ Even then when we sit idly in the sun.
+
+ACHILLES Go call Thersites hither, sweet Patroclus:
+ I'll send the fool to Ajax and desire him
+ To invite the Trojan lords after the combat
+ To see us here unarm'd: I have a woman's longing,
+ An appetite that I am sick withal,
+ To see great Hector in his weeds of peace,
+ To talk with him and to behold his visage,
+ Even to my full of view.
+
+ [Enter THERSITES]
+
+ A labour saved!
+
+THERSITES A wonder!
+
+ACHILLES What?
+
+THERSITES Ajax goes up and down the field, asking for himself.
+
+ACHILLES How so?
+
+THERSITES He must fight singly to-morrow with Hector, and is so
+ prophetically proud of an heroical cudgelling that he
+ raves in saying nothing.
+
+ACHILLES How can that be?
+
+THERSITES Why, he stalks up and down like a peacock,--a stride
+ and a stand: ruminates like an hostess that hath no
+ arithmetic but her brain to set down her reckoning:
+ bites his lip with a politic regard, as who should
+ say 'There were wit in this head, an 'twould out;'
+ and so there is, but it lies as coldly in him as fire
+ in a flint, which will not show without knocking.
+ The man's undone forever; for if Hector break not his
+ neck i' the combat, he'll break 't himself in
+ vain-glory. He knows not me: I said 'Good morrow,
+ Ajax;' and he replies 'Thanks, Agamemnon.' What think
+ you of this man that takes me for the general? He's
+ grown a very land-fish, language-less, a monster.
+ A plague of opinion! a man may wear it on both
+ sides, like a leather jerkin.
+
+ACHILLES Thou must be my ambassador to him, Thersites.
+
+THERSITES Who, I? why, he'll answer nobody; he professes not
+ answering: speaking is for beggars; he wears his
+ tongue in's arms. I will put on his presence: let
+ Patroclus make demands to me, you shall see the
+ pageant of Ajax.
+
+ACHILLES To him, Patroclus; tell him I humbly desire the
+ valiant Ajax to invite the most valorous Hector
+ to come unarmed to my tent, and to procure
+ safe-conduct for his person of the magnanimous
+ and most illustrious six-or-seven-times-honoured
+ captain-general of the Grecian army, Agamemnon,
+ et cetera. Do this.
+
+PATROCLUS Jove bless great Ajax!
+
+THERSITES Hum!
+
+PATROCLUS I come from the worthy Achilles,--
+
+THERSITES Ha!
+
+PATROCLUS Who most humbly desires you to invite Hector to his tent,--
+
+THERSITES Hum!
+
+PATROCLUS And to procure safe-conduct from Agamemnon.
+
+THERSITES Agamemnon!
+
+PATROCLUS Ay, my lord.
+
+THERSITES Ha!
+
+PATROCLUS What say you to't?
+
+THERSITES God b' wi' you, with all my heart.
+
+PATROCLUS Your answer, sir.
+
+THERSITES If to-morrow be a fair day, by eleven o'clock it will
+ go one way or other: howsoever, he shall pay for me
+ ere he has me.
+
+PATROCLUS Your answer, sir.
+
+THERSITES Fare you well, with all my heart.
+
+ACHILLES Why, but he is not in this tune, is he?
+
+THERSITES No, but he's out o' tune thus. What music will be in
+ him when Hector has knocked out his brains, I know
+ not; but, I am sure, none, unless the fiddler Apollo
+ get his sinews to make catlings on.
+
+ACHILLES Come, thou shalt bear a letter to him straight.
+
+THERSITES Let me bear another to his horse; for that's the more
+ capable creature.
+
+ACHILLES My mind is troubled, like a fountain stirr'd;
+ And I myself see not the bottom of it.
+
+ [Exeunt ACHILLES and PATROCLUS]
+
+THERSITES Would the fountain of your mind were clear again,
+ that I might water an ass at it! I had rather be a
+ tick in a sheep than such a valiant ignorance.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Troy. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter, from one side, AENEAS, and Servant with a
+ torch; from the other, PARIS, DEIPHOBUS, ANTENOR,
+ DIOMEDES, and others, with torches]
+
+PARIS See, ho! who is that there?
+
+DEIPHOBUS It is the Lord AEneas.
+
+AENEAS Is the prince there in person?
+ Had I so good occasion to lie long
+ As you, prince Paris, nothing but heavenly business
+ Should rob my bed-mate of my company.
+
+DIOMEDES That's my mind too. Good morrow, Lord AEneas.
+
+PARIS A valiant Greek, AEneas,--take his hand,--
+ Witness the process of your speech, wherein
+ You told how Diomed, a whole week by days,
+ Did haunt you in the field.
+
+AENEAS Health to you, valiant sir,
+ During all question of the gentle truce;
+ But when I meet you arm'd, as black defiance
+ As heart can think or courage execute.
+
+DIOMEDES The one and other Diomed embraces.
+ Our bloods are now in calm; and, so long, health!
+ But when contention and occasion meet,
+ By Jove, I'll play the hunter for thy life
+ With all my force, pursuit and policy.
+
+AENEAS And thou shalt hunt a lion, that will fly
+ With his face backward. In humane gentleness,
+ Welcome to Troy! now, by Anchises' life,
+ Welcome, indeed! By Venus' hand I swear,
+ No man alive can love in such a sort
+ The thing he means to kill more excellently.
+
+DIOMEDES We sympathize: Jove, let AEneas live,
+ If to my sword his fate be not the glory,
+ A thousand complete courses of the sun!
+ But, in mine emulous honour, let him die,
+ With every joint a wound, and that to-morrow!
+
+AENEAS We know each other well.
+
+DIOMEDES We do; and long to know each other worse.
+
+PARIS This is the most despiteful gentle greeting,
+ The noblest hateful love, that e'er I heard of.
+ What business, lord, so early?
+
+AENEAS I was sent for to the king; but why, I know not.
+
+PARIS His purpose meets you: 'twas to bring this Greek
+ To Calchas' house, and there to render him,
+ For the enfreed Antenor, the fair Cressid:
+ Let's have your company, or, if you please,
+ Haste there before us: I constantly do think--
+ Or rather, call my thought a certain knowledge--
+ My brother Troilus lodges there to-night:
+ Rouse him and give him note of our approach.
+ With the whole quality wherefore: I fear
+ We shall be much unwelcome.
+
+AENEAS That I assure you:
+ Troilus had rather Troy were borne to Greece
+ Than Cressid borne from Troy.
+
+PARIS There is no help;
+ The bitter disposition of the time
+ Will have it so. On, lord; we'll follow you.
+
+AENEAS Good morrow, all.
+
+ [Exit with Servant]
+
+PARIS And tell me, noble Diomed, faith, tell me true,
+ Even in the soul of sound good-fellowship,
+ Who, in your thoughts, merits fair Helen best,
+ Myself or Menelaus?
+
+DIOMEDES Both alike:
+ He merits well to have her, that doth seek her,
+ Not making any scruple of her soilure,
+ With such a hell of pain and world of charge,
+ And you as well to keep her, that defend her,
+ Not palating the taste of her dishonour,
+ With such a costly loss of wealth and friends:
+ He, like a puling cuckold, would drink up
+ The lees and dregs of a flat tamed piece;
+ You, like a lecher, out of whorish loins
+ Are pleased to breed out your inheritors:
+ Both merits poised, each weighs nor less nor more;
+ But he as he, the heavier for a whore.
+
+PARIS You are too bitter to your countrywoman.
+
+DIOMEDES She's bitter to her country: hear me, Paris:
+ For every false drop in her bawdy veins
+ A Grecian's life hath sunk; for every scruple
+ Of her contaminated carrion weight,
+ A Trojan hath been slain: since she could speak,
+ She hath not given so many good words breath
+ As for her Greeks and Trojans suffer'd death.
+
+PARIS Fair Diomed, you do as chapmen do,
+ Dispraise the thing that you desire to buy:
+ But we in silence hold this virtue well,
+ We'll but commend what we intend to sell.
+ Here lies our way.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. Court of Pandarus' house.
+
+
+ [Enter TROILUS and CRESSIDA]
+
+TROILUS Dear, trouble not yourself: the morn is cold.
+
+CRESSIDA Then, sweet my lord, I'll call mine uncle down;
+ He shall unbolt the gates.
+
+TROILUS Trouble him not;
+ To bed, to bed: sleep kill those pretty eyes,
+ And give as soft attachment to thy senses
+ As infants' empty of all thought!
+
+CRESSIDA Good morrow, then.
+
+TROILUS I prithee now, to bed.
+
+CRESSIDA Are you a-weary of me?
+
+TROILUS O Cressida! but that the busy day,
+ Waked by the lark, hath roused the ribald crows,
+ And dreaming night will hide our joys no longer,
+ I would not from thee.
+
+CRESSIDA Night hath been too brief.
+
+TROILUS Beshrew the witch! with venomous wights she stays
+ As tediously as hell, but flies the grasps of love
+ With wings more momentary-swift than thought.
+ You will catch cold, and curse me.
+
+CRESSIDA Prithee, tarry:
+ You men will never tarry.
+ O foolish Cressid! I might have still held off,
+ And then you would have tarried. Hark!
+ there's one up.
+
+PANDARUS [Within] What, 's all the doors open here?
+
+TROILUS It is your uncle.
+
+CRESSIDA A pestilence on him! now will he be mocking:
+ I shall have such a life!
+
+ [Enter PANDARUS]
+
+PANDARUS How now, how now! how go maidenheads? Here, you
+ maid! where's my cousin Cressid?
+
+CRESSIDA Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!
+ You bring me to do, and then you flout me too.
+
+PANDARUS To do what? to do what? let her say
+ what: what have I brought you to do?
+
+CRESSIDA Come, come, beshrew your heart! you'll ne'er be good,
+ Nor suffer others.
+
+PANDARUS Ha! ha! Alas, poor wretch! ah, poor capocchia!
+ hast not slept to-night? would he not, a naughty
+ man, let it sleep? a bugbear take him!
+
+CRESSIDA Did not I tell you? Would he were knock'd i' the head!
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+ Who's that at door? good uncle, go and see.
+ My lord, come you again into my chamber:
+ You smile and mock me, as if I meant naughtily.
+
+TROILUS Ha, ha!
+
+CRESSIDA Come, you are deceived, I think of no such thing.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+ How earnestly they knock! Pray you, come in:
+ I would not for half Troy have you seen here.
+
+ [Exeunt TROILUS and CRESSIDA]
+
+PANDARUS Who's there? what's the matter? will you beat
+ down the door? How now! what's the matter?
+
+ [Enter AENEAS]
+
+AENEAS Good morrow, lord, good morrow.
+
+PANDARUS Who's there? my Lord AEneas! By my troth,
+ I knew you not: what news with you so early?
+
+AENEAS Is not Prince Troilus here?
+
+PANDARUS Here! what should he do here?
+
+AENEAS Come, he is here, my lord; do not deny him:
+ It doth import him much to speak with me.
+
+PANDARUS Is he here, say you? 'tis more than I know, I'll
+ be sworn: for my own part, I came in late. What
+ should he do here?
+
+AENEAS Who!--nay, then: come, come, you'll do him wrong
+ ere you're ware: you'll be so true to him, to be
+ false to him: do not you know of him, but yet go
+ fetch him hither; go.
+
+ [Re-enter TROILUS]
+
+TROILUS How now! what's the matter?
+
+AENEAS My lord, I scarce have leisure to salute you,
+ My matter is so rash: there is at hand
+ Paris your brother, and Deiphobus,
+ The Grecian Diomed, and our Antenor
+ Deliver'd to us; and for him forthwith,
+ Ere the first sacrifice, within this hour,
+ We must give up to Diomedes' hand
+ The Lady Cressida.
+
+TROILUS Is it so concluded?
+
+AENEAS By Priam and the general state of Troy:
+ They are at hand and ready to effect it.
+
+TROILUS How my achievements mock me!
+ I will go meet them: and, my Lord AEneas,
+ We met by chance; you did not find me here.
+
+AENEAS Good, good, my lord; the secrets of nature
+ Have not more gift in taciturnity.
+
+ [Exeunt TROILUS and AENEAS]
+
+PANDARUS Is't possible? no sooner got but lost? The devil
+ take Antenor! the young prince will go mad: a
+ plague upon Antenor! I would they had broke 's neck!
+
+ [Re-enter CRESSIDA]
+
+CRESSIDA How now! what's the matter? who was here?
+
+PANDARUS Ah, ah!
+
+CRESSIDA Why sigh you so profoundly? where's my lord? gone!
+ Tell me, sweet uncle, what's the matter?
+
+PANDARUS Would I were as deep under the earth as I am above!
+
+CRESSIDA O the gods! what's the matter?
+
+PANDARUS Prithee, get thee in: would thou hadst ne'er been
+ born! I knew thou wouldst be his death. O, poor
+ gentleman! A plague upon Antenor!
+
+CRESSIDA Good uncle, I beseech you, on my knees! beseech you,
+ what's the matter?
+
+PANDARUS Thou must be gone, wench, thou must be gone; thou
+ art changed for Antenor: thou must to thy father,
+ and be gone from Troilus: 'twill be his death;
+ 'twill be his bane; he cannot bear it.
+
+CRESSIDA O you immortal gods! I will not go.
+
+PANDARUS Thou must.
+
+CRESSIDA I will not, uncle: I have forgot my father;
+ I know no touch of consanguinity;
+ No kin no love, no blood, no soul so near me
+ As the sweet Troilus. O you gods divine!
+ Make Cressid's name the very crown of falsehood,
+ If ever she leave Troilus! Time, force, and death,
+ Do to this body what extremes you can;
+ But the strong base and building of my love
+ Is as the very centre of the earth,
+ Drawing all things to it. I'll go in and weep,--
+
+PANDARUS Do, do.
+
+CRESSIDA Tear my bright hair and scratch my praised cheeks,
+ Crack my clear voice with sobs and break my heart
+ With sounding Troilus. I will not go from Troy.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. Street before Pandarus' house.
+
+
+ [Enter PARIS, TROILUS, AENEAS, DEIPHOBUS, ANTENOR,
+ and DIOMEDES]
+
+PARIS It is great morning, and the hour prefix'd
+ Of her delivery to this valiant Greek
+ Comes fast upon. Good my brother Troilus,
+ Tell you the lady what she is to do,
+ And haste her to the purpose.
+
+TROILUS Walk into her house;
+ I'll bring her to the Grecian presently:
+ And to his hand when I deliver her,
+ Think it an altar, and thy brother Troilus
+ A priest there offering to it his own heart.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PARIS I know what 'tis to love;
+ And would, as I shall pity, I could help!
+ Please you walk in, my lords.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The same. Pandarus' house.
+
+
+ [Enter PANDARUS and CRESSIDA]
+
+PANDARUS Be moderate, be moderate.
+
+CRESSIDA Why tell you me of moderation?
+ The grief is fine, full, perfect, that I taste,
+ And violenteth in a sense as strong
+ As that which causeth it: how can I moderate it?
+ If I could temporize with my affection,
+ Or brew it to a weak and colder palate,
+ The like allayment could I give my grief.
+ My love admits no qualifying dross;
+ No more my grief, in such a precious loss.
+
+PANDARUS Here, here, here he comes.
+
+ [Enter TROILUS]
+
+ Ah, sweet ducks!
+
+CRESSIDA O Troilus! Troilus!
+
+ [Embracing him]
+
+PANDARUS What a pair of spectacles is here!
+ Let me embrace too. 'O heart,' as the goodly saying is,
+ '--O heart, heavy heart,
+ Why sigh'st thou without breaking?
+ where he answers again,
+ 'Because thou canst not ease thy smart
+ By friendship nor by speaking.'
+ There was never a truer rhyme. Let us cast away
+ nothing, for we may live to have need of such a
+ verse: we see it, we see it. How now, lambs?
+
+TROILUS Cressid, I love thee in so strain'd a purity,
+ That the bless'd gods, as angry with my fancy,
+ More bright in zeal than the devotion which
+ Cold lips blow to their deities, take thee from me.
+
+CRESSIDA Have the gods envy?
+
+PANDARUS Ay, ay, ay, ay; 'tis too plain a case.
+
+CRESSIDA And is it true that I must go from Troy?
+
+TROILUS A hateful truth.
+
+CRESSIDA What, and from Troilus too?
+
+TROILUS From Troy and Troilus.
+
+CRESSIDA Is it possible?
+
+TROILUS And suddenly; where injury of chance
+ Puts back leave-taking, justles roughly by
+ All time of pause, rudely beguiles our lips
+ Of all rejoindure, forcibly prevents
+ Our lock'd embrasures, strangles our dear vows
+ Even in the birth of our own labouring breath:
+ We two, that with so many thousand sighs
+ Did buy each other, must poorly sell ourselves
+ With the rude brevity and discharge of one.
+ Injurious time now with a robber's haste
+ Crams his rich thievery up, he knows not how:
+ As many farewells as be stars in heaven,
+ With distinct breath and consign'd kisses to them,
+ He fumbles up into a lose adieu,
+ And scants us with a single famish'd kiss,
+ Distasted with the salt of broken tears.
+
+AENEAS [Within] My lord, is the lady ready?
+
+TROILUS Hark! you are call'd: some say the Genius so
+ Cries 'come' to him that instantly must die.
+ Bid them have patience; she shall come anon.
+
+PANDARUS Where are my tears? rain, to lay this wind, or
+ my heart will be blown up by the root.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CRESSIDA I must then to the Grecians?
+
+TROILUS No remedy.
+
+CRESSIDA A woful Cressid 'mongst the merry Greeks!
+ When shall we see again?
+
+TROILUS Hear me, my love: be thou but true of heart,--
+
+CRESSIDA I true! how now! what wicked deem is this?
+
+TROILUS Nay, we must use expostulation kindly,
+ For it is parting from us:
+ I speak not 'be thou true,' as fearing thee,
+ For I will throw my glove to Death himself,
+ That there's no maculation in thy heart:
+ But 'be thou true,' say I, to fashion in
+ My sequent protestation; be thou true,
+ And I will see thee.
+
+CRESSIDA O, you shall be exposed, my lord, to dangers
+ As infinite as imminent! but I'll be true.
+
+TROILUS And I'll grow friend with danger. Wear this sleeve.
+
+CRESSIDA And you this glove. When shall I see you?
+
+TROILUS I will corrupt the Grecian sentinels,
+ To give thee nightly visitation.
+ But yet be true.
+
+CRESSIDA O heavens! 'be true' again!
+
+TROILUS Hear while I speak it, love:
+ The Grecian youths are full of quality;
+ They're loving, well composed with gifts of nature,
+ Flowing and swelling o'er with arts and exercise:
+ How novelty may move, and parts with person,
+ Alas, a kind of godly jealousy--
+ Which, I beseech you, call a virtuous sin--
+ Makes me afeard.
+
+CRESSIDA O heavens! you love me not.
+
+TROILUS Die I a villain, then!
+ In this I do not call your faith in question
+ So mainly as my merit: I cannot sing,
+ Nor heel the high lavolt, nor sweeten talk,
+ Nor play at subtle games; fair virtues all,
+ To which the Grecians are most prompt and pregnant:
+ But I can tell that in each grace of these
+ There lurks a still and dumb-discoursive devil
+ That tempts most cunningly: but be not tempted.
+
+CRESSIDA Do you think I will?
+
+TROILUS No.
+ But something may be done that we will not:
+ And sometimes we are devils to ourselves,
+ When we will tempt the frailty of our powers,
+ Presuming on their changeful potency.
+
+AENEAS [Within] Nay, good my lord,--
+
+TROILUS Come, kiss; and let us part.
+
+PARIS [Within] Brother Troilus!
+
+TROILUS Good brother, come you hither;
+ And bring AEneas and the Grecian with you.
+
+CRESSIDA My lord, will you be true?
+
+TROILUS Who, I? alas, it is my vice, my fault:
+ Whiles others fish with craft for great opinion,
+ I with great truth catch mere simplicity;
+ Whilst some with cunning gild their copper crowns,
+ With truth and plainness I do wear mine bare.
+ Fear not my truth: the moral of my wit
+ Is 'plain and true;' there's all the reach of it.
+
+ [Enter AENEAS, PARIS, ANTENOR, DEIPHOBUS,
+ and DIOMEDES]
+
+ Welcome, Sir Diomed! here is the lady
+ Which for Antenor we deliver you:
+ At the port, lord, I'll give her to thy hand,
+ And by the way possess thee what she is.
+ Entreat her fair; and, by my soul, fair Greek,
+ If e'er thou stand at mercy of my sword,
+ Name Cressida and thy life shall be as safe
+ As Priam is in Ilion.
+
+DIOMEDES Fair Lady Cressid,
+ So please you, save the thanks this prince expects:
+ The lustre in your eye, heaven in your cheek,
+ Pleads your fair usage; and to Diomed
+ You shall be mistress, and command him wholly.
+
+TROILUS Grecian, thou dost not use me courteously,
+ To shame the zeal of my petition to thee
+ In praising her: I tell thee, lord of Greece,
+ She is as far high-soaring o'er thy praises
+ As thou unworthy to be call'd her servant.
+ I charge thee use her well, even for my charge;
+ For, by the dreadful Pluto, if thou dost not,
+ Though the great bulk Achilles be thy guard,
+ I'll cut thy throat.
+
+DIOMEDES O, be not moved, Prince Troilus:
+ Let me be privileged by my place and message,
+ To be a speaker free; when I am hence
+ I'll answer to my lust: and know you, lord,
+ I'll nothing do on charge: to her own worth
+ She shall be prized; but that you say 'be't so,'
+ I'll speak it in my spirit and honour, 'no.'
+
+TROILUS Come, to the port. I'll tell thee, Diomed,
+ This brave shall oft make thee to hide thy head.
+ Lady, give me your hand, and, as we walk,
+ To our own selves bend we our needful talk.
+
+ [Exeunt TROILUS, CRESSIDA, and DIOMEDES]
+
+ [Trumpet within]
+
+PARIS Hark! Hector's trumpet.
+
+AENEAS How have we spent this morning!
+ The prince must think me tardy and remiss,
+ That sore to ride before him to the field.
+
+PARIS 'Tis Troilus' fault: come, come, to field with him.
+
+DEIPHOBUS Let us make ready straight.
+
+AENEAS Yea, with a bridegroom's fresh alacrity,
+ Let us address to tend on Hector's heels:
+ The glory of our Troy doth this day lie
+ On his fair worth and single chivalry.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V The Grecian camp. Lists set out.
+
+
+ [Enter AJAX, armed; AGAMEMNON, ACHILLES, PATROCLUS,
+ MENELAUS, ULYSSES, NESTOR, and others]
+
+AGAMEMNON Here art thou in appointment fresh and fair,
+ Anticipating time with starting courage.
+ Give with thy trumpet a loud note to Troy,
+ Thou dreadful Ajax; that the appalled air
+ May pierce the head of the great combatant
+ And hale him hither.
+
+AJAX Thou, trumpet, there's my purse.
+ Now crack thy lungs, and split thy brazen pipe:
+ Blow, villain, till thy sphered bias cheek
+ Outswell the colic of puff'd Aquilon:
+ Come, stretch thy chest and let thy eyes spout blood;
+ Thou blow'st for Hector.
+
+ [Trumpet sounds]
+
+ULYSSES No trumpet answers.
+
+ACHILLES 'Tis but early days.
+
+AGAMEMNON Is not yond Diomed, with Calchas' daughter?
+
+ULYSSES 'Tis he, I ken the manner of his gait;
+ He rises on the toe: that spirit of his
+ In aspiration lifts him from the earth.
+
+ [Enter DIOMEDES, with CRESSIDA]
+
+AGAMEMNON Is this the Lady Cressid?
+
+DIOMEDES Even she.
+
+AGAMEMNON Most dearly welcome to the Greeks, sweet lady.
+
+NESTOR Our general doth salute you with a kiss.
+
+ULYSSES Yet is the kindness but particular;
+ 'Twere better she were kiss'd in general.
+
+NESTOR And very courtly counsel: I'll begin.
+ So much for Nestor.
+
+ACHILLES I'll take what winter from your lips, fair lady:
+ Achilles bids you welcome.
+
+MENELAUS I had good argument for kissing once.
+
+PATROCLUS But that's no argument for kissing now;
+ For this popp'd Paris in his hardiment,
+ And parted thus you and your argument.
+
+ULYSSES O deadly gall, and theme of all our scorns!
+ For which we lose our heads to gild his horns.
+
+PATROCLUS The first was Menelaus' kiss; this, mine:
+ Patroclus kisses you.
+
+MENELAUS O, this is trim!
+
+PATROCLUS Paris and I kiss evermore for him.
+
+MENELAUS I'll have my kiss, sir. Lady, by your leave.
+
+CRESSIDA In kissing, do you render or receive?
+
+PATROCLUS Both take and give.
+
+CRESSIDA I'll make my match to live,
+ The kiss you take is better than you give;
+ Therefore no kiss.
+
+MENELAUS I'll give you boot, I'll give you three for one.
+
+CRESSIDA You're an odd man; give even or give none.
+
+MENELAUS An odd man, lady! every man is odd.
+
+CRESSIDA No, Paris is not; for you know 'tis true,
+ That you are odd, and he is even with you.
+
+MENELAUS You fillip me o' the head.
+
+CRESSIDA No, I'll be sworn.
+
+ULYSSES It were no match, your nail against his horn.
+ May I, sweet lady, beg a kiss of you?
+
+CRESSIDA You may.
+
+ULYSSES I do desire it.
+
+CRESSIDA Why, beg, then.
+
+ULYSSES Why then for Venus' sake, give me a kiss,
+ When Helen is a maid again, and his.
+
+CRESSIDA I am your debtor, claim it when 'tis due.
+
+ULYSSES Never's my day, and then a kiss of you.
+
+DIOMEDES Lady, a word: I'll bring you to your father.
+
+ [Exit with CRESSIDA]
+
+NESTOR A woman of quick sense.
+
+ULYSSES Fie, fie upon her!
+ There's language in her eye, her cheek, her lip,
+ Nay, her foot speaks; her wanton spirits look out
+ At every joint and motive of her body.
+ O, these encounterers, so glib of tongue,
+ That give accosting welcome ere it comes,
+ And wide unclasp the tables of their thoughts
+ To every ticklish reader! set them down
+ For sluttish spoils of opportunity
+ And daughters of the game.
+
+ [Trumpet within]
+
+ALL The Trojans' trumpet.
+
+AGAMEMNON Yonder comes the troop.
+
+ [Enter HECTOR, armed; AENEAS, TROILUS, and other
+ Trojans, with Attendants]
+
+AENEAS Hail, all you state of Greece! what shall be done
+ To him that victory commands? or do you purpose
+ A victor shall be known? will you the knights
+ Shall to the edge of all extremity
+ Pursue each other, or shall be divided
+ By any voice or order of the field?
+ Hector bade ask.
+
+AGAMEMNON Which way would Hector have it?
+
+AENEAS He cares not; he'll obey conditions.
+
+ACHILLES 'Tis done like Hector; but securely done,
+ A little proudly, and great deal misprizing
+ The knight opposed.
+
+AENEAS If not Achilles, sir,
+ What is your name?
+
+ACHILLES If not Achilles, nothing.
+
+AENEAS Therefore Achilles: but, whate'er, know this:
+ In the extremity of great and little,
+ Valour and pride excel themselves in Hector;
+ The one almost as infinite as all,
+ The other blank as nothing. Weigh him well,
+ And that which looks like pride is courtesy.
+ This Ajax is half made of Hector's blood:
+ In love whereof, half Hector stays at home;
+ Half heart, half hand, half Hector comes to seek
+ This blended knight, half Trojan and half Greek.
+
+ACHILLES A maiden battle, then? O, I perceive you.
+
+ [Re-enter DIOMEDES]
+
+AGAMEMNON Here is Sir Diomed. Go, gentle knight,
+ Stand by our Ajax: as you and Lord AEneas
+ Consent upon the order of their fight,
+ So be it; either to the uttermost,
+ Or else a breath: the combatants being kin
+ Half stints their strife before their strokes begin.
+
+ [AJAX and HECTOR enter the lists]
+
+ULYSSES They are opposed already.
+
+AGAMEMNON What Trojan is that same that looks so heavy?
+
+ULYSSES The youngest son of Priam, a true knight,
+ Not yet mature, yet matchless, firm of word,
+ Speaking in deeds and deedless in his tongue;
+ Not soon provoked nor being provoked soon calm'd:
+ His heart and hand both open and both free;
+ For what he has he gives, what thinks he shows;
+ Yet gives he not till judgment guide his bounty,
+ Nor dignifies an impure thought with breath;
+ Manly as Hector, but more dangerous;
+ For Hector in his blaze of wrath subscribes
+ To tender objects, but he in heat of action
+ Is more vindicative than jealous love:
+ They call him Troilus, and on him erect
+ A second hope, as fairly built as Hector.
+ Thus says AEneas; one that knows the youth
+ Even to his inches, and with private soul
+ Did in great Ilion thus translate him to me.
+
+ [Alarum. Hector and Ajax fight]
+
+AGAMEMNON They are in action.
+
+NESTOR Now, Ajax, hold thine own!
+
+TROILUS Hector, thou sleep'st;
+ Awake thee!
+
+AGAMEMNON His blows are well disposed: there, Ajax!
+
+DIOMEDES You must no more.
+
+ [Trumpets cease]
+
+AENEAS Princes, enough, so please you.
+
+AJAX I am not warm yet; let us fight again.
+
+DIOMEDES As Hector pleases.
+
+HECTOR Why, then will I no more:
+ Thou art, great lord, my father's sister's son,
+ A cousin-german to great Priam's seed;
+ The obligation of our blood forbids
+ A gory emulation 'twixt us twain:
+ Were thy commixtion Greek and Trojan so
+ That thou couldst say 'This hand is Grecian all,
+ And this is Trojan; the sinews of this leg
+ All Greek, and this all Troy; my mother's blood
+ Runs on the dexter cheek, and this sinister
+ Bounds in my father's;' by Jove multipotent,
+ Thou shouldst not bear from me a Greekish member
+ Wherein my sword had not impressure made
+ Of our rank feud: but the just gods gainsay
+ That any drop thou borrow'dst from thy mother,
+ My sacred aunt, should by my mortal sword
+ Be drain'd! Let me embrace thee, Ajax:
+ By him that thunders, thou hast lusty arms;
+ Hector would have them fall upon him thus:
+ Cousin, all honour to thee!
+
+AJAX I thank thee, Hector
+ Thou art too gentle and too free a man:
+ I came to kill thee, cousin, and bear hence
+ A great addition earned in thy death.
+
+HECTOR Not Neoptolemus so mirable,
+ On whose bright crest Fame with her loud'st Oyes
+ Cries 'This is he,' could promise to himself
+ A thought of added honour torn from Hector.
+
+AENEAS There is expectance here from both the sides,
+ What further you will do.
+
+HECTOR We'll answer it;
+ The issue is embracement: Ajax, farewell.
+
+AJAX If I might in entreaties find success--
+ As seld I have the chance--I would desire
+ My famous cousin to our Grecian tents.
+
+DIOMEDES 'Tis Agamemnon's wish, and great Achilles
+ Doth long to see unarm'd the valiant Hector.
+
+HECTOR AEneas, call my brother Troilus to me,
+ And signify this loving interview
+ To the expecters of our Trojan part;
+ Desire them home. Give me thy hand, my cousin;
+ I will go eat with thee and see your knights.
+
+AJAX Great Agamemnon comes to meet us here.
+
+HECTOR The worthiest of them tell me name by name;
+ But for Achilles, mine own searching eyes
+ Shall find him by his large and portly size.
+
+AGAMEMNON Worthy of arms! as welcome as to one
+ That would be rid of such an enemy;
+ But that's no welcome: understand more clear,
+ What's past and what's to come is strew'd with husks
+ And formless ruin of oblivion;
+ But in this extant moment, faith and troth,
+ Strain'd purely from all hollow bias-drawing,
+ Bids thee, with most divine integrity,
+ From heart of very heart, great Hector, welcome.
+
+HECTOR I thank thee, most imperious Agamemnon.
+
+AGAMEMNON [To TROILUS] My well-famed lord of Troy, no
+ less to you.
+
+MENELAUS Let me confirm my princely brother's greeting:
+ You brace of warlike brothers, welcome hither.
+
+HECTOR Who must we answer?
+
+AENEAS The noble Menelaus.
+
+HECTOR O, you, my lord? by Mars his gauntlet, thanks!
+ Mock not, that I affect the untraded oath;
+ Your quondam wife swears still by Venus' glove:
+ She's well, but bade me not commend her to you.
+
+MENELAUS Name her not now, sir; she's a deadly theme.
+
+HECTOR O, pardon; I offend.
+
+NESTOR I have, thou gallant Trojan, seen thee oft
+ Labouring for destiny make cruel way
+ Through ranks of Greekish youth, and I have seen thee,
+ As hot as Perseus, spur thy Phrygian steed,
+ Despising many forfeits and subduements,
+ When thou hast hung thy advanced sword i' the air,
+ Not letting it decline on the declined,
+ That I have said to some my standers by
+ 'Lo, Jupiter is yonder, dealing life!'
+ And I have seen thee pause and take thy breath,
+ When that a ring of Greeks have hemm'd thee in,
+ Like an Olympian wrestling: this have I seen;
+ But this thy countenance, still lock'd in steel,
+ I never saw till now. I knew thy grandsire,
+ And once fought with him: he was a soldier good;
+ But, by great Mars, the captain of us all,
+ Never saw like thee. Let an old man embrace thee;
+ And, worthy warrior, welcome to our tents.
+
+AENEAS 'Tis the old Nestor.
+
+HECTOR Let me embrace thee, good old chronicle,
+ That hast so long walk'd hand in hand with time:
+ Most reverend Nestor, I am glad to clasp thee.
+
+NESTOR I would my arms could match thee in contention,
+ As they contend with thee in courtesy.
+
+HECTOR I would they could.
+
+NESTOR Ha!
+ By this white beard, I'ld fight with thee to-morrow.
+ Well, welcome, welcome! I have seen the time.
+
+ULYSSES I wonder now how yonder city stands
+ When we have here her base and pillar by us.
+
+HECTOR I know your favour, Lord Ulysses, well.
+ Ah, sir, there's many a Greek and Trojan dead,
+ Since first I saw yourself and Diomed
+ In Ilion, on your Greekish embassy.
+
+ULYSSES Sir, I foretold you then what would ensue:
+ My prophecy is but half his journey yet;
+ For yonder walls, that pertly front your town,
+ Yond towers, whose wanton tops do buss the clouds,
+ Must kiss their own feet.
+
+HECTOR I must not believe you:
+ There they stand yet, and modestly I think,
+ The fall of every Phrygian stone will cost
+ A drop of Grecian blood: the end crowns all,
+ And that old common arbitrator, Time,
+ Will one day end it.
+
+ULYSSES So to him we leave it.
+ Most gentle and most valiant Hector, welcome:
+ After the general, I beseech you next
+ To feast with me and see me at my tent.
+
+ACHILLES I shall forestall thee, Lord Ulysses, thou!
+ Now, Hector, I have fed mine eyes on thee;
+ I have with exact view perused thee, Hector,
+ And quoted joint by joint.
+
+HECTOR Is this Achilles?
+
+ACHILLES I am Achilles.
+
+HECTOR Stand fair, I pray thee: let me look on thee.
+
+ACHILLES Behold thy fill.
+
+HECTOR Nay, I have done already.
+
+ACHILLES Thou art too brief: I will the second time,
+ As I would buy thee, view thee limb by limb.
+
+HECTOR O, like a book of sport thou'lt read me o'er;
+ But there's more in me than thou understand'st.
+ Why dost thou so oppress me with thine eye?
+
+ACHILLES Tell me, you heavens, in which part of his body
+ Shall I destroy him? whether there, or there, or there?
+ That I may give the local wound a name
+ And make distinct the very breach whereout
+ Hector's great spirit flew: answer me, heavens!
+
+HECTOR It would discredit the blest gods, proud man,
+ To answer such a question: stand again:
+ Think'st thou to catch my life so pleasantly
+ As to prenominate in nice conjecture
+ Where thou wilt hit me dead?
+
+ACHILLES I tell thee, yea.
+
+HECTOR Wert thou an oracle to tell me so,
+ I'd not believe thee. Henceforth guard thee well;
+ For I'll not kill thee there, nor there, nor there;
+ But, by the forge that stithied Mars his helm,
+ I'll kill thee every where, yea, o'er and o'er.
+ You wisest Grecians, pardon me this brag;
+ His insolence draws folly from my lips;
+ But I'll endeavour deeds to match these words,
+ Or may I never--
+
+AJAX Do not chafe thee, cousin:
+ And you, Achilles, let these threats alone,
+ Till accident or purpose bring you to't:
+ You may have every day enough of Hector
+ If you have stomach; the general state, I fear,
+ Can scarce entreat you to be odd with him.
+
+HECTOR I pray you, let us see you in the field:
+ We have had pelting wars, since you refused
+ The Grecians' cause.
+
+ACHILLES Dost thou entreat me, Hector?
+ To-morrow do I meet thee, fell as death;
+ To-night all friends.
+
+HECTOR Thy hand upon that match.
+
+AGAMEMNON First, all you peers of Greece, go to my tent;
+ There in the full convive we: afterwards,
+ As Hector's leisure and your bounties shall
+ Concur together, severally entreat him.
+ Beat loud the tabourines, let the trumpets blow,
+ That this great soldier may his welcome know.
+
+ [Exeunt all except TROILUS and ULYSSES]
+
+TROILUS My Lord Ulysses, tell me, I beseech you,
+ In what place of the field doth Calchas keep?
+
+ULYSSES At Menelaus' tent, most princely Troilus:
+ There Diomed doth feast with him to-night;
+ Who neither looks upon the heaven nor earth,
+ But gives all gaze and bent of amorous view
+ On the fair Cressid.
+
+TROILUS Shall sweet lord, be bound to you so much,
+ After we part from Agamemnon's tent,
+ To bring me thither?
+
+ULYSSES You shall command me, sir.
+ As gentle tell me, of what honour was
+ This Cressida in Troy? Had she no lover there
+ That wails her absence?
+
+
+TROILUS O, sir, to such as boasting show their scars
+ A mock is due. Will you walk on, my lord?
+ She was beloved, she loved; she is, and doth:
+ But still sweet love is food for fortune's tooth.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I The Grecian camp. Before Achilles' tent.
+
+
+ [Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS]
+
+ACHILLES I'll heat his blood with Greekish wine to-night,
+ Which with my scimitar I'll cool to-morrow.
+ Patroclus, let us feast him to the height.
+
+PATROCLUS Here comes Thersites.
+
+ [Enter THERSITES]
+
+ACHILLES How now, thou core of envy!
+ Thou crusty batch of nature, what's the news?
+
+THERSITES Why, thou picture of what thou seemest, and idol
+ of idiot worshippers, here's a letter for thee.
+
+ACHILLES From whence, fragment?
+
+THERSITES Why, thou full dish of fool, from Troy.
+
+PATROCLUS Who keeps the tent now?
+
+THERSITES The surgeon's box, or the patient's wound.
+
+PATROCLUS Well said, adversity! and what need these tricks?
+
+THERSITES Prithee, be silent, boy; I profit not by thy talk:
+ thou art thought to be Achilles' male varlet.
+
+PATROCLUS Male varlet, you rogue! what's that?
+
+THERSITES Why, his masculine whore. Now, the rotten diseases
+ of the south, the guts-griping, ruptures, catarrhs,
+ loads o' gravel i' the back, lethargies, cold
+ palsies, raw eyes, dirt-rotten livers, wheezing
+ lungs, bladders full of imposthume, sciaticas,
+ limekilns i' the palm, incurable bone-ache, and the
+ rivelled fee-simple of the tetter, take and take
+ again such preposterous discoveries!
+
+PATROCLUS Why thou damnable box of envy, thou, what meanest
+ thou to curse thus?
+
+THERSITES Do I curse thee?
+
+PATROCLUS Why no, you ruinous butt, you whoreson
+ indistinguishable cur, no.
+
+THERSITES No! why art thou then exasperate, thou idle
+ immaterial skein of sleave-silk, thou green sarcenet
+ flap for a sore eye, thou tassel of a prodigal's
+ purse, thou? Ah, how the poor world is pestered
+ with such waterflies, diminutives of nature!
+
+PATROCLUS Out, gall!
+
+THERSITES Finch-egg!
+
+ACHILLES My sweet Patroclus, I am thwarted quite
+ From my great purpose in to-morrow's battle.
+ Here is a letter from Queen Hecuba,
+ A token from her daughter, my fair love,
+ Both taxing me and gaging me to keep
+ An oath that I have sworn. I will not break it:
+ Fall Greeks; fail fame; honour or go or stay;
+ My major vow lies here, this I'll obey.
+ Come, come, Thersites, help to trim my tent:
+ This night in banqueting must all be spent.
+ Away, Patroclus!
+
+ [Exeunt ACHILLES and PATROCLUS]
+
+THERSITES With too much blood and too little brain, these two
+ may run mad; but, if with too much brain and too
+ little blood they do, I'll be a curer of madmen.
+ Here's Agamemnon, an honest fellow enough and one
+ that loves quails; but he has not so much brain as
+ earwax: and the goodly transformation of Jupiter
+ there, his brother, the bull,--the primitive statue,
+ and oblique memorial of cuckolds; a thrifty
+ shoeing-horn in a chain, hanging at his brother's
+ leg,--to what form but that he is, should wit larded
+ with malice and malice forced with wit turn him to?
+ To an ass, were nothing; he is both ass and ox: to
+ an ox, were nothing; he is both ox and ass. To be a
+ dog, a mule, a cat, a fitchew, a toad, a lizard, an
+ owl, a puttock, or a herring without a roe, I would
+ not care; but to be Menelaus, I would conspire
+ against destiny. Ask me not, what I would be, if I
+ were not Thersites; for I care not to be the louse
+ of a lazar, so I were not Menelaus! Hey-day!
+ spirits and fires!
+
+ [Enter HECTOR, TROILUS, AJAX, AGAMEMNON, ULYSSES,
+ NESTOR, MENELAUS, and DIOMEDES, with lights]
+
+AGAMEMNON We go wrong, we go wrong.
+
+AJAX No, yonder 'tis;
+ There, where we see the lights.
+
+HECTOR I trouble you.
+
+AJAX No, not a whit.
+
+ULYSSES Here comes himself to guide you.
+
+ [Re-enter ACHILLES]
+
+ACHILLES Welcome, brave Hector; welcome, princes all.
+
+AGAMEMNON So now, fair prince of Troy, I bid good night.
+ Ajax commands the guard to tend on you.
+
+HECTOR Thanks and good night to the Greeks' general.
+
+MENELAUS Good night, my lord.
+
+HECTOR Good night, sweet lord Menelaus.
+
+THERSITES Sweet draught: 'sweet' quoth 'a! sweet sink,
+ sweet sewer.
+
+ACHILLES Good night and welcome, both at once, to those
+ That go or tarry.
+
+AGAMEMNON Good night.
+
+ [Exeunt AGAMEMNON and MENELAUS]
+
+ACHILLES Old Nestor tarries; and you too, Diomed,
+ Keep Hector company an hour or two.
+
+DIOMEDES I cannot, lord; I have important business,
+ The tide whereof is now. Good night, great Hector.
+
+HECTOR Give me your hand.
+
+ULYSSES [Aside to TROILUS] Follow his torch; he goes to
+ Calchas' tent:
+ I'll keep you company.
+
+TROILUS Sweet sir, you honour me.
+
+HECTOR And so, good night.
+
+ [Exit DIOMEDES; ULYSSES and TROILUS following]
+
+ACHILLES Come, come, enter my tent.
+
+ [Exeunt ACHILLES, HECTOR, AJAX, and NESTOR]
+
+THERSITES That same Diomed's a false-hearted rogue, a most
+ unjust knave; I will no more trust him when he leers
+ than I will a serpent when he hisses: he will spend
+ his mouth, and promise, like Brabbler the hound:
+ but when he performs, astronomers foretell it; it
+ is prodigious, there will come some change; the sun
+ borrows of the moon, when Diomed keeps his
+ word. I will rather leave to see Hector, than
+ not to dog him: they say he keeps a Trojan
+ drab, and uses the traitor Calchas' tent: I'll
+ after. Nothing but lechery! all incontinent varlets!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. Before Calchas' tent.
+
+
+ [Enter DIOMEDES]
+
+DIOMEDES What, are you up here, ho? speak.
+
+CALCHAS [Within] Who calls?
+
+DIOMEDES Calchas, I think. Where's your daughter?
+
+CALCHAS [Within] She comes to you.
+
+ [Enter TROILUS and ULYSSES, at a distance;
+ after them, THERSITES]
+
+ULYSSES Stand where the torch may not discover us.
+
+ [Enter CRESSIDA]
+
+TROILUS Cressid comes forth to him.
+
+DIOMEDES How now, my charge!
+
+CRESSIDA Now, my sweet guardian! Hark, a word with you.
+
+ [Whispers]
+
+TROILUS Yea, so familiar!
+
+ULYSSES She will sing any man at first sight.
+
+THERSITES And any man may sing her, if he can take her cliff;
+ she's noted.
+
+DIOMEDES Will you remember?
+
+CRESSIDA Remember! yes.
+
+DIOMEDES Nay, but do, then;
+ And let your mind be coupled with your words.
+
+TROILUS What should she remember?
+
+ULYSSES List.
+
+CRESSIDA Sweet honey Greek, tempt me no more to folly.
+
+THERSITES Roguery!
+
+DIOMEDES Nay, then,--
+
+CRESSIDA I'll tell you what,--
+
+DIOMEDES Foh, foh! come, tell a pin: you are forsworn.
+
+CRESSIDA In faith, I cannot: what would you have me do?
+
+THERSITES A juggling trick,--to be secretly open.
+
+DIOMEDES What did you swear you would bestow on me?
+
+CRESSIDA I prithee, do not hold me to mine oath;
+ Bid me do any thing but that, sweet Greek.
+
+DIOMEDES Good night.
+
+TROILUS Hold, patience!
+
+ULYSSES How now, Trojan!
+
+CRESSIDA Diomed,--
+
+DIOMEDES No, no, good night: I'll be your fool no more.
+
+TROILUS Thy better must.
+
+CRESSIDA Hark, one word in your ear.
+
+TROILUS O plague and madness!
+
+ULYSSES You are moved, prince; let us depart, I pray you,
+ Lest your displeasure should enlarge itself
+ To wrathful terms: this place is dangerous;
+ The time right deadly; I beseech you, go.
+
+TROILUS Behold, I pray you!
+
+ULYSSES Nay, good my lord, go off:
+ You flow to great distraction; come, my lord.
+
+TROILUS I pray thee, stay.
+
+ULYSSES You have not patience; come.
+
+TROILUS I pray you, stay; by hell and all hell's torments
+ I will not speak a word!
+
+DIOMEDES And so, good night.
+
+CRESSIDA Nay, but you part in anger.
+
+TROILUS Doth that grieve thee?
+ O wither'd truth!
+
+ULYSSES Why, how now, lord!
+
+TROILUS By Jove,
+ I will be patient.
+
+CRESSIDA Guardian!--why, Greek!
+
+DIOMEDES Foh, foh! adieu; you palter.
+
+CRESSIDA In faith, I do not: come hither once again.
+
+ULYSSES You shake, my lord, at something: will you go?
+ You will break out.
+
+TROILUS She strokes his cheek!
+
+ULYSSES Come, come.
+
+TROILUS Nay, stay; by Jove, I will not speak a word:
+ There is between my will and all offences
+ A guard of patience: stay a little while.
+
+THERSITES How the devil Luxury, with his fat rump and
+ potato-finger, tickles these together! Fry, lechery, fry!
+
+DIOMEDES But will you, then?
+
+CRESSIDA In faith, I will, la; never trust me else.
+
+DIOMEDES Give me some token for the surety of it.
+
+CRESSIDA I'll fetch you one.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ULYSSES You have sworn patience.
+
+TROILUS Fear me not, sweet lord;
+ I will not be myself, nor have cognition
+ Of what I feel: I am all patience.
+
+ [Re-enter CRESSIDA]
+
+THERSITES Now the pledge; now, now, now!
+
+CRESSIDA Here, Diomed, keep this sleeve.
+
+TROILUS O beauty! where is thy faith?
+
+ULYSSES My lord,--
+
+TROILUS I will be patient; outwardly I will.
+
+CRESSIDA You look upon that sleeve; behold it well.
+ He loved me--O false wench!--Give't me again.
+
+DIOMEDES Whose was't?
+
+CRESSIDA It is no matter, now I have't again.
+ I will not meet with you to-morrow night:
+ I prithee, Diomed, visit me no more.
+
+THERSITES Now she sharpens: well said, whetstone!
+
+DIOMEDES I shall have it.
+
+CRESSIDA What, this?
+
+DIOMEDES Ay, that.
+
+CRESSIDA O, all you gods! O pretty, pretty pledge!
+ Thy master now lies thinking in his bed
+ Of thee and me, and sighs, and takes my glove,
+ And gives memorial dainty kisses to it,
+ As I kiss thee. Nay, do not snatch it from me;
+ He that takes that doth take my heart withal.
+
+DIOMEDES I had your heart before, this follows it.
+
+TROILUS I did swear patience.
+
+CRESSIDA You shall not have it, Diomed; faith, you shall not;
+ I'll give you something else.
+
+DIOMEDES I will have this: whose was it?
+
+CRESSIDA It is no matter.
+
+DIOMEDES Come, tell me whose it was.
+
+CRESSIDA 'Twas one's that loved me better than you will.
+ But, now you have it, take it.
+
+DIOMEDES Whose was it?
+
+CRESSIDA By all Diana's waiting-women yond,
+ And by herself, I will not tell you whose.
+
+DIOMEDES To-morrow will I wear it on my helm,
+ And grieve his spirit that dares not challenge it.
+
+TROILUS Wert thou the devil, and worest it on thy horn,
+ It should be challenged.
+
+CRESSIDA Well, well, 'tis done, 'tis past: and yet it is not;
+ I will not keep my word.
+
+DIOMEDES Why, then, farewell;
+ Thou never shalt mock Diomed again.
+
+CRESSIDA You shall not go: one cannot speak a word,
+ But it straight starts you.
+
+DIOMEDES I do not like this fooling.
+
+THERSITES Nor I, by Pluto: but that that likes not you pleases me best.
+
+DIOMEDES What, shall I come? the hour?
+
+CRESSIDA Ay, come:--O Jove!--do come:--I shall be plagued.
+
+DIOMEDES Farewell till then.
+
+CRESSIDA Good night: I prithee, come.
+
+ [Exit DIOMEDES]
+
+ Troilus, farewell! one eye yet looks on thee
+ But with my heart the other eye doth see.
+ Ah, poor our sex! this fault in us I find,
+ The error of our eye directs our mind:
+ What error leads must err; O, then conclude
+ Minds sway'd by eyes are full of turpitude.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+THERSITES A proof of strength she could not publish more,
+ Unless she said ' My mind is now turn'd whore.'
+
+ULYSSES All's done, my lord.
+
+TROILUS It is.
+
+ULYSSES Why stay we, then?
+
+TROILUS To make a recordation to my soul
+ Of every syllable that here was spoke.
+ But if I tell how these two did co-act,
+ Shall I not lie in publishing a truth?
+ Sith yet there is a credence in my heart,
+ An esperance so obstinately strong,
+ That doth invert the attest of eyes and ears,
+ As if those organs had deceptious functions,
+ Created only to calumniate.
+ Was Cressid here?
+
+ULYSSES I cannot conjure, Trojan.
+
+TROILUS She was not, sure.
+
+ULYSSES Most sure she was.
+
+TROILUS Why, my negation hath no taste of madness.
+
+ULYSSES Nor mine, my lord: Cressid was here but now.
+
+TROILUS Let it not be believed for womanhood!
+ Think, we had mothers; do not give advantage
+ To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme,
+ For depravation, to square the general sex
+ By Cressid's rule: rather think this not Cressid.
+
+ULYSSES What hath she done, prince, that can soil our mothers?
+
+TROILUS Nothing at all, unless that this were she.
+
+THERSITES Will he swagger himself out on's own eyes?
+
+TROILUS This she? no, this is Diomed's Cressida:
+ If beauty have a soul, this is not she;
+ If souls guide vows, if vows be sanctimonies,
+ If sanctimony be the gods' delight,
+ If there be rule in unity itself,
+ This is not she. O madness of discourse,
+ That cause sets up with and against itself!
+ Bi-fold authority! where reason can revolt
+ Without perdition, and loss assume all reason
+ Without revolt: this is, and is not, Cressid.
+ Within my soul there doth conduce a fight
+ Of this strange nature that a thing inseparate
+ Divides more wider than the sky and earth,
+ And yet the spacious breadth of this division
+ Admits no orifex for a point as subtle
+ As Ariachne's broken woof to enter.
+ Instance, O instance! strong as Pluto's gates;
+ Cressid is mine, tied with the bonds of heaven:
+ Instance, O instance! strong as heaven itself;
+ The bonds of heaven are slipp'd, dissolved, and loosed;
+ And with another knot, five-finger-tied,
+ The fractions of her faith, orts of her love,
+ The fragments, scraps, the bits and greasy relics
+ Of her o'er-eaten faith, are bound to Diomed.
+
+ULYSSES May worthy Troilus be half attach'd
+ With that which here his passion doth express?
+
+TROILUS Ay, Greek; and that shall be divulged well
+ In characters as red as Mars his heart
+ Inflamed with Venus: never did young man fancy
+ With so eternal and so fix'd a soul.
+ Hark, Greek: as much as I do Cressid love,
+ So much by weight hate I her Diomed:
+ That sleeve is mine that he'll bear on his helm;
+ Were it a casque composed by Vulcan's skill,
+ My sword should bite it: not the dreadful spout
+ Which shipmen do the hurricano call,
+ Constringed in mass by the almighty sun,
+ Shall dizzy with more clamour Neptune's ear
+ In his descent than shall my prompted sword
+ Falling on Diomed.
+
+THERSITES He'll tickle it for his concupy.
+
+TROILUS O Cressid! O false Cressid! false, false, false!
+ Let all untruths stand by thy stained name,
+ And they'll seem glorious.
+
+ULYSSES O, contain yourself
+ Your passion draws ears hither.
+
+ [Enter AENEAS]
+
+AENEAS I have been seeking you this hour, my lord:
+ Hector, by this, is arming him in Troy;
+ Ajax, your guard, stays to conduct you home.
+
+
+TROILUS Have with you, prince. My courteous lord, adieu.
+ Farewell, revolted fair! and, Diomed,
+ Stand fast, and wear a castle on thy head!
+
+ULYSSES I'll bring you to the gates.
+
+TROILUS Accept distracted thanks.
+
+ [Exeunt TROILUS, AENEAS, and ULYSSES]
+
+THERSITES Would I could meet that rogue Diomed! I would
+ croak like a raven; I would bode, I would bode.
+ Patroclus will give me any thing for the
+ intelligence of this whore: the parrot will not
+ do more for an almond than he for a commodious drab.
+ Lechery, lechery; still, wars and lechery; nothing
+ else holds fashion: a burning devil take them!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III Troy. Before Priam's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter HECTOR and ANDROMACHE]
+
+ANDROMACHE When was my lord so much ungently temper'd,
+ To stop his ears against admonishment?
+ Unarm, unarm, and do not fight to-day.
+
+HECTOR You train me to offend you; get you in:
+ By all the everlasting gods, I'll go!
+
+ANDROMACHE My dreams will, sure, prove ominous to the day.
+
+HECTOR No more, I say.
+
+ [Enter CASSANDRA]
+
+CASSANDRA Where is my brother Hector?
+
+ANDROMACHE Here, sister; arm'd, and bloody in intent.
+ Consort with me in loud and dear petition,
+ Pursue we him on knees; for I have dream'd
+ Of bloody turbulence, and this whole night
+ Hath nothing been but shapes and forms of slaughter.
+
+CASSANDRA O, 'tis true.
+
+HECTOR Ho! bid my trumpet sound!
+
+CASSANDRA No notes of sally, for the heavens, sweet brother.
+
+HECTOR Be gone, I say: the gods have heard me swear.
+
+CASSANDRA The gods are deaf to hot and peevish vows:
+ They are polluted offerings, more abhorr'd
+ Than spotted livers in the sacrifice.
+
+ANDROMACHE O, be persuaded! do not count it holy
+ To hurt by being just: it is as lawful,
+ For we would give much, to use violent thefts,
+ And rob in the behalf of charity.
+
+CASSANDRA It is the purpose that makes strong the vow;
+ But vows to every purpose must not hold:
+ Unarm, sweet Hector.
+
+HECTOR Hold you still, I say;
+ Mine honour keeps the weather of my fate:
+ Lie every man holds dear; but the brave man
+ Holds honour far more precious-dear than life.
+
+ [Enter TROILUS]
+
+ How now, young man! mean'st thou to fight to-day?
+
+ANDROMACHE Cassandra, call my father to persuade.
+
+ [Exit CASSANDRA]
+
+HECTOR No, faith, young Troilus; doff thy harness, youth;
+ I am to-day i' the vein of chivalry:
+ Let grow thy sinews till their knots be strong,
+ And tempt not yet the brushes of the war.
+ Unarm thee, go, and doubt thou not, brave boy,
+ I'll stand to-day for thee and me and Troy.
+
+TROILUS Brother, you have a vice of mercy in you,
+ Which better fits a lion than a man.
+
+HECTOR What vice is that, good Troilus? chide me for it.
+
+TROILUS When many times the captive Grecian falls,
+ Even in the fan and wind of your fair sword,
+ You bid them rise, and live.
+
+HECTOR O,'tis fair play.
+
+TROILUS Fool's play, by heaven, Hector.
+
+HECTOR How now! how now!
+
+TROILUS For the love of all the gods,
+ Let's leave the hermit pity with our mothers,
+ And when we have our armours buckled on,
+ The venom'd vengeance ride upon our swords,
+ Spur them to ruthful work, rein them from ruth.
+
+HECTOR Fie, savage, fie!
+
+TROILUS Hector, then 'tis wars.
+
+HECTOR Troilus, I would not have you fight to-day.
+
+TROILUS Who should withhold me?
+ Not fate, obedience, nor the hand of Mars
+ Beckoning with fiery truncheon my retire;
+ Not Priamus and Hecuba on knees,
+ Their eyes o'ergalled with recourse of tears;
+ Not you, my brother, with your true sword drawn,
+ Opposed to hinder me, should stop my way,
+ But by my ruin.
+
+ [Re-enter CASSANDRA, with PRIAM]
+
+CASSANDRA Lay hold upon him, Priam, hold him fast:
+ He is thy crutch; now if thou lose thy stay,
+ Thou on him leaning, and all Troy on thee,
+ Fall all together.
+
+PRIAM Come, Hector, come, go back:
+ Thy wife hath dream'd; thy mother hath had visions;
+ Cassandra doth foresee; and I myself
+ Am like a prophet suddenly enrapt
+ To tell thee that this day is ominous:
+ Therefore, come back.
+
+HECTOR AEneas is a-field;
+ And I do stand engaged to many Greeks,
+ Even in the faith of valour, to appear
+ This morning to them.
+
+PRIAM Ay, but thou shalt not go.
+
+HECTOR I must not break my faith.
+ You know me dutiful; therefore, dear sir,
+ Let me not shame respect; but give me leave
+ To take that course by your consent and voice,
+ Which you do here forbid me, royal Priam.
+
+CASSANDRA O Priam, yield not to him!
+
+ANDROMACHE Do not, dear father.
+
+HECTOR Andromache, I am offended with you:
+ Upon the love you bear me, get you in.
+
+ [Exit ANDROMACHE]
+
+TROILUS This foolish, dreaming, superstitious girl
+ Makes all these bodements.
+
+CASSANDRA O, farewell, dear Hector!
+ Look, how thou diest! look, how thy eye turns pale!
+ Look, how thy wounds do bleed at many vents!
+ Hark, how Troy roars! how Hecuba cries out!
+ How poor Andromache shrills her dolours forth!
+ Behold, distraction, frenzy and amazement,
+ Like witless antics, one another meet,
+ And all cry, Hector! Hector's dead! O Hector!
+
+TROILUS Away! away!
+
+CASSANDRA Farewell: yet, soft! Hector! take my leave:
+ Thou dost thyself and all our Troy deceive.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HECTOR You are amazed, my liege, at her exclaim:
+ Go in and cheer the town: we'll forth and fight,
+ Do deeds worth praise and tell you them at night.
+
+PRIAM Farewell: the gods with safety stand about thee!
+
+ [Exeunt severally PRIAM and HECTOR. Alarums]
+
+TROILUS They are at it, hark! Proud Diomed, believe,
+ I come to lose my arm, or win my sleeve.
+
+ [Enter PANDARUS]
+
+PANDARUS Do you hear, my lord? do you hear?
+
+TROILUS What now?
+
+PANDARUS Here's a letter come from yond poor girl.
+
+TROILUS Let me read.
+
+PANDARUS A whoreson tisick, a whoreson rascally tisick so
+ troubles me, and the foolish fortune of this girl;
+ and what one thing, what another, that I shall
+ leave you one o' these days: and I have a rheum
+ in mine eyes too, and such an ache in my bones
+ that, unless a man were cursed, I cannot tell what
+ to think on't. What says she there?
+
+TROILUS Words, words, mere words, no matter from the heart:
+ The effect doth operate another way.
+
+ [Tearing the letter]
+
+ Go, wind, to wind, there turn and change together.
+ My love with words and errors still she feeds;
+ But edifies another with her deeds.
+
+ [Exeunt severally]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Plains between Troy and the Grecian camp.
+
+
+ [Alarums: excursions. Enter THERSITES]
+
+THERSITES Now they are clapper-clawing one another; I'll go
+ look on. That dissembling abominable varlets Diomed,
+ has got that same scurvy doting foolish young knave's
+ sleeve of Troy there in his helm: I would fain see
+ them meet; that that same young Trojan ass, that
+ loves the whore there, might send that Greekish
+ whore-masterly villain, with the sleeve, back to the
+ dissembling luxurious drab, of a sleeveless errand.
+ O' the t'other side, the policy of those crafty
+ swearing rascals, that stale old mouse-eaten dry
+ cheese, Nestor, and that same dog-fox, Ulysses, is
+ not proved worthy a blackberry: they set me up, in
+ policy, that mongrel cur, Ajax, against that dog of
+ as bad a kind, Achilles: and now is the cur Ajax
+ prouder than the cur Achilles, and will not arm
+ to-day; whereupon the Grecians begin to proclaim
+ barbarism, and policy grows into an ill opinion.
+ Soft! here comes sleeve, and t'other.
+
+ [Enter DIOMEDES, TROILUS following]
+
+TROILUS Fly not; for shouldst thou take the river Styx,
+ I would swim after.
+
+DIOMEDES Thou dost miscall retire:
+ I do not fly, but advantageous care
+ Withdrew me from the odds of multitude:
+ Have at thee!
+
+THERSITES Hold thy whore, Grecian!--now for thy whore,
+ Trojan!--now the sleeve, now the sleeve!
+
+ [Exeunt TROILUS and DIOMEDES, fighting]
+
+ [Enter HECTOR]
+
+HECTOR What art thou, Greek? art thou for Hector's match?
+ Art thou of blood and honour?
+
+THERSITES No, no, I am a rascal; a scurvy railing knave:
+ a very filthy rogue.
+
+HECTOR I do believe thee: live.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+THERSITES God-a-mercy, that thou wilt believe me; but a
+ plague break thy neck for frightening me! What's
+ become of the wenching rogues? I think they have
+ swallowed one another: I would laugh at that
+ miracle: yet, in a sort, lechery eats itself.
+ I'll seek them.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another part of the plains.
+
+
+ [Enter DIOMEDES and a Servant]
+
+DIOMEDES Go, go, my servant, take thou Troilus' horse;
+ Present the fair steed to my lady Cressid:
+ Fellow, commend my service to her beauty;
+ Tell her I have chastised the amorous Trojan,
+ And am her knight by proof.
+
+Servant I go, my lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter AGAMEMNON]
+
+AGAMEMNON Renew, renew! The fierce Polydamas
+ Hath beat down Menon: bastard Margarelon
+ Hath Doreus prisoner,
+ And stands colossus-wise, waving his beam,
+ Upon the pashed corses of the kings
+ Epistrophus and Cedius: Polyxenes is slain,
+ Amphimachus and Thoas deadly hurt,
+ Patroclus ta'en or slain, and Palamedes
+ Sore hurt and bruised: the dreadful Sagittary
+ Appals our numbers: haste we, Diomed,
+ To reinforcement, or we perish all.
+
+ [Enter NESTOR]
+
+NESTOR Go, bear Patroclus' body to Achilles;
+ And bid the snail-paced Ajax arm for shame.
+ There is a thousand Hectors in the field:
+ Now here he fights on Galathe his horse,
+ And there lacks work; anon he's there afoot,
+ And there they fly or die, like scaled sculls
+ Before the belching whale; then is he yonder,
+ And there the strawy Greeks, ripe for his edge,
+ Fall down before him, like the mower's swath:
+ Here, there, and every where, he leaves and takes,
+ Dexterity so obeying appetite
+ That what he will he does, and does so much
+ That proof is call'd impossibility.
+
+ [Enter ULYSSES]
+
+ULYSSES O, courage, courage, princes! great Achilles
+ Is arming, weeping, cursing, vowing vengeance:
+ Patroclus' wounds have roused his drowsy blood,
+ Together with his mangled Myrmidons,
+ That noseless, handless, hack'd and chipp'd, come to him,
+ Crying on Hector. Ajax hath lost a friend
+ And foams at mouth, and he is arm'd and at it,
+ Roaring for Troilus, who hath done to-day
+ Mad and fantastic execution,
+ Engaging and redeeming of himself
+ With such a careless force and forceless care
+ As if that luck, in very spite of cunning,
+ Bade him win all.
+
+ [Enter AJAX]
+
+AJAX Troilus! thou coward Troilus!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DIOMEDES Ay, there, there.
+
+NESTOR So, so, we draw together.
+
+ [Enter ACHILLES]
+
+ACHILLES Where is this Hector?
+ Come, come, thou boy-queller, show thy face;
+ Know what it is to meet Achilles angry:
+ Hector? where's Hector? I will none but Hector.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Another part of the plains.
+
+
+ [Enter AJAX]
+
+AJAX Troilus, thou coward Troilus, show thy head!
+
+ [Enter DIOMEDES]
+
+DIOMEDES Troilus, I say! where's Troilus?
+
+AJAX What wouldst thou?
+
+DIOMEDES I would correct him.
+
+AJAX Were I the general, thou shouldst have my office
+ Ere that correction. Troilus, I say! what, Troilus!
+
+ [Enter TROILUS]
+
+TROILUS O traitor Diomed! turn thy false face, thou traitor,
+ And pay thy life thou owest me for my horse!
+
+DIOMEDES Ha, art thou there?
+
+AJAX I'll fight with him alone: stand, Diomed.
+
+DIOMEDES He is my prize; I will not look upon.
+
+TROILUS Come, both you cogging Greeks; have at you both!
+
+ [Exeunt, fighting]
+
+ [Enter HECTOR]
+
+HECTOR Yea, Troilus? O, well fought, my youngest brother!
+
+ [Enter ACHILLES]
+
+ACHILLES Now do I see thee, ha! have at thee, Hector!
+
+HECTOR Pause, if thou wilt.
+
+ACHILLES I do disdain thy courtesy, proud Trojan:
+ Be happy that my arms are out of use:
+ My rest and negligence befriends thee now,
+ But thou anon shalt hear of me again;
+ Till when, go seek thy fortune.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HECTOR Fare thee well:
+ I would have been much more a fresher man,
+ Had I expected thee. How now, my brother!
+
+ [Re-enter TROILUS]
+
+TROILUS Ajax hath ta'en AEneas: shall it be?
+ No, by the flame of yonder glorious heaven,
+ He shall not carry him: I'll be ta'en too,
+ Or bring him off: fate, hear me what I say!
+ I reck not though I end my life to-day.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter one in sumptuous armour]
+
+HECTOR Stand, stand, thou Greek; thou art a goodly mark:
+ No? wilt thou not? I like thy armour well;
+ I'll frush it and unlock the rivets all,
+ But I'll be master of it: wilt thou not,
+ beast, abide?
+ Why, then fly on, I'll hunt thee for thy hide.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Another part of the plains.
+
+
+ [Enter ACHILLES, with Myrmidons]
+
+ACHILLES Come here about me, you my Myrmidons;
+ Mark what I say. Attend me where I wheel:
+ Strike not a stroke, but keep yourselves in breath:
+ And when I have the bloody Hector found,
+ Empale him with your weapons round about;
+ In fellest manner execute your aims.
+ Follow me, sirs, and my proceedings eye:
+ It is decreed Hector the great must die.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Enter MENELAUS and PARIS, fighting:
+ then THERSITES]
+
+THERSITES The cuckold and the cuckold-maker are at it. Now,
+ bull! now, dog! 'Loo, Paris, 'loo! now my double-
+ henned sparrow! 'loo, Paris, 'loo! The bull has the
+ game: ware horns, ho!
+
+ [Exeunt PARIS and MENELAUS]
+
+ [Enter MARGARELON]
+
+MARGARELON Turn, slave, and fight.
+
+THERSITES What art thou?
+
+MARGARELON A bastard son of Priam's.
+
+THERSITES I am a bastard too; I love bastards: I am a bastard
+ begot, bastard instructed, bastard in mind, bastard
+ in valour, in every thing illegitimate. One bear will
+ not bite another, and wherefore should one bastard?
+ Take heed, the quarrel's most ominous to us: if the
+ son of a whore fight for a whore, he tempts judgment:
+ farewell, bastard.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MARGARELON The devil take thee, coward!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE VIII Another part of the plains.
+
+
+ [Enter HECTOR]
+
+HECTOR Most putrefied core, so fair without,
+ Thy goodly armour thus hath cost thy life.
+ Now is my day's work done; I'll take good breath:
+ Rest, sword; thou hast thy fill of blood and death.
+
+ [Puts off his helmet and hangs his shield
+ behind him]
+
+ [Enter ACHILLES and Myrmidons]
+
+ACHILLES Look, Hector, how the sun begins to set;
+ How ugly night comes breathing at his heels:
+ Even with the vail and darking of the sun,
+ To close the day up, Hector's life is done.
+
+HECTOR I am unarm'd; forego this vantage, Greek.
+
+ACHILLES Strike, fellows, strike; this is the man I seek.
+
+ [HECTOR falls]
+
+ So, Ilion, fall thou next! now, Troy, sink down!
+ Here lies thy heart, thy sinews, and thy bone.
+ On, Myrmidons, and cry you all amain,
+ 'Achilles hath the mighty Hector slain.'
+
+ [A retreat sounded]
+
+ Hark! a retire upon our Grecian part.
+
+MYRMIDONS The Trojan trumpets sound the like, my lord.
+
+ACHILLES The dragon wing of night o'erspreads the earth,
+ And, stickler-like, the armies separates.
+ My half-supp'd sword, that frankly would have fed,
+ Pleased with this dainty bait, thus goes to bed.
+
+ [Sheathes his sword]
+
+ Come, tie his body to my horse's tail;
+ Along the field I will the Trojan trail.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IX Another part of the plains.
+
+
+ [Enter AGAMEMNON, AJAX, MENELAUS, NESTOR, DIOMEDES,
+ and others, marching. Shouts within]
+
+AGAMEMNON Hark! hark! what shout is that?
+
+NESTOR Peace, drums!
+
+ [Within]
+
+ Achilles! Achilles! Hector's slain! Achilles.
+
+DIOMEDES The bruit is, Hector's slain, and by Achilles.
+
+AJAX If it be so, yet bragless let it be;
+ Great Hector was a man as good as he.
+
+AGAMEMNON March patiently along: let one be sent
+ To pray Achilles see us at our tent.
+ If in his death the gods have us befriended,
+ Great Troy is ours, and our sharp wars are ended.
+
+ [Exeunt, marching]
+
+
+
+
+ TROILUS AND CRESSIDA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE X Another part of the plains.
+
+
+ [Enter AENEAS and Trojans]
+
+AENEAS Stand, ho! yet are we masters of the field:
+ Never go home; here starve we out the night.
+
+ [Enter TROILUS]
+
+TROILUS Hector is slain.
+
+ALL Hector! the gods forbid!
+
+TROILUS He's dead; and at the murderer's horse's tail,
+ In beastly sort, dragg'd through the shameful field.
+ Frown on, you heavens, effect your rage with speed!
+ Sit, gods, upon your thrones, and smile at Troy!
+ I say, at once let your brief plagues be mercy,
+ And linger not our sure destructions on!
+
+AENEAS My lord, you do discomfort all the host!
+
+TROILUS You understand me not that tell me so:
+ I do not speak of flight, of fear, of death,
+ But dare all imminence that gods and men
+ Address their dangers in. Hector is gone:
+ Who shall tell Priam so, or Hecuba?
+ Let him that will a screech-owl aye be call'd,
+ Go in to Troy, and say there, Hector's dead:
+ There is a word will Priam turn to stone;
+ Make wells and Niobes of the maids and wives,
+ Cold statues of the youth, and, in a word,
+ Scare Troy out of itself. But, march away:
+ Hector is dead; there is no more to say.
+ Stay yet. You vile abominable tents,
+ Thus proudly pight upon our Phrygian plains,
+ Let Titan rise as early as he dare,
+ I'll through and through you! and, thou great-sized coward,
+ No space of earth shall sunder our two hates:
+ I'll haunt thee like a wicked conscience still,
+ That mouldeth goblins swift as frenzy's thoughts.
+ Strike a free march to Troy! with comfort go:
+ Hope of revenge shall hide our inward woe.
+
+ [Exeunt AENEAS and Trojans]
+
+ [As TROILUS is going out, enter, from the other
+ side, PANDARUS]
+
+PANDARUS But hear you, hear you!
+
+TROILUS Hence, broker-lackey! ignomy and shame
+ Pursue thy life, and live aye with thy name!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PANDARUS A goodly medicine for my aching bones! O world!
+ world! world! thus is the poor agent despised!
+ O traitors and bawds, how earnestly are you set
+ a-work, and how ill requited! why should our
+ endeavour be so loved and the performance so loathed?
+ what verse for it? what instance for it? Let me see:
+ Full merrily the humble-bee doth sing,
+ Till he hath lost his honey and his sting;
+ And being once subdued in armed tail,
+ Sweet honey and sweet notes together fail.
+ Good traders in the flesh, set this in your
+ painted cloths.
+ As many as be here of pander's hall,
+ Your eyes, half out, weep out at Pandar's fall;
+ Or if you cannot weep, yet give some groans,
+ Though not for me, yet for your aching bones.
+ Brethren and sisters of the hold-door trade,
+ Some two months hence my will shall here be made:
+ It should be now, but that my fear is this,
+ Some galled goose of Winchester would hiss:
+ Till then I'll sweat and seek about for eases,
+ And at that time bequeathe you my diseases.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+ORSINO Duke of Illyria. (DUKE ORSINO:)
+
+SEBASTIAN brother to Viola.
+
+ANTONIO a sea captain, friend to Sebastian.
+
+ A Sea Captain, friend to Viola. (Captain:)
+
+
+VALENTINE |
+ | gentlemen attending on the Duke.
+CURIO |
+
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH uncle to Olivia.
+
+SIR ANDREW
+AGUECHEEK (SIR ANDREW:)
+
+MALVOLIO steward to Olivia.
+
+
+FABIAN |
+ | servants to Olivia.
+FESTE a Clown (Clown:) |
+
+
+OLIVIA:
+
+VIOLA:
+
+MARIA Olivia's woman.
+
+ Lords, Priests, Sailors, Officers, Musicians,
+ and other Attendants.
+ (Priest:)
+ (First Officer:)
+ (Second Officer:)
+ (Servant:)
+
+
+SCENE A city in Illyria, and the sea-coast near it.
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I DUKE ORSINO's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE ORSINO, CURIO, and other Lords;
+ Musicians attending]
+
+DUKE ORSINO If music be the food of love, play on;
+ Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
+ The appetite may sicken, and so die.
+ That strain again! it had a dying fall:
+ O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound,
+ That breathes upon a bank of violets,
+ Stealing and giving odour! Enough; no more:
+ 'Tis not so sweet now as it was before.
+ O spirit of love! how quick and fresh art thou,
+ That, notwithstanding thy capacity
+ Receiveth as the sea, nought enters there,
+ Of what validity and pitch soe'er,
+ But falls into abatement and low price,
+ Even in a minute: so full of shapes is fancy
+ That it alone is high fantastical.
+
+CURIO Will you go hunt, my lord?
+
+DUKE ORSINO What, Curio?
+
+CURIO The hart.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Why, so I do, the noblest that I have:
+ O, when mine eyes did see Olivia first,
+ Methought she purged the air of pestilence!
+ That instant was I turn'd into a hart;
+ And my desires, like fell and cruel hounds,
+ E'er since pursue me.
+
+ [Enter VALENTINE]
+
+ How now! what news from her?
+
+VALENTINE So please my lord, I might not be admitted;
+ But from her handmaid do return this answer:
+ The element itself, till seven years' heat,
+ Shall not behold her face at ample view;
+ But, like a cloistress, she will veiled walk
+ And water once a day her chamber round
+ With eye-offending brine: all this to season
+ A brother's dead love, which she would keep fresh
+ And lasting in her sad remembrance.
+
+DUKE ORSINO O, she that hath a heart of that fine frame
+ To pay this debt of love but to a brother,
+ How will she love, when the rich golden shaft
+ Hath kill'd the flock of all affections else
+ That live in her; when liver, brain and heart,
+ These sovereign thrones, are all supplied, and fill'd
+ Her sweet perfections with one self king!
+ Away before me to sweet beds of flowers:
+ Love-thoughts lie rich when canopied with bowers.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The sea-coast.
+
+
+ [Enter VIOLA, a Captain, and Sailors]
+
+VIOLA What country, friends, is this?
+
+Captain This is Illyria, lady.
+
+VIOLA And what should I do in Illyria?
+ My brother he is in Elysium.
+ Perchance he is not drown'd: what think you, sailors?
+
+Captain It is perchance that you yourself were saved.
+
+VIOLA O my poor brother! and so perchance may he be.
+
+Captain True, madam: and, to comfort you with chance,
+ Assure yourself, after our ship did split,
+ When you and those poor number saved with you
+ Hung on our driving boat, I saw your brother,
+ Most provident in peril, bind himself,
+ Courage and hope both teaching him the practise,
+ To a strong mast that lived upon the sea;
+ Where, like Arion on the dolphin's back,
+ I saw him hold acquaintance with the waves
+ So long as I could see.
+
+VIOLA For saying so, there's gold:
+ Mine own escape unfoldeth to my hope,
+ Whereto thy speech serves for authority,
+ The like of him. Know'st thou this country?
+
+Captain Ay, madam, well; for I was bred and born
+ Not three hours' travel from this very place.
+
+VIOLA Who governs here?
+
+Captain A noble duke, in nature as in name.
+
+VIOLA What is the name?
+
+Captain Orsino.
+
+VIOLA Orsino! I have heard my father name him:
+ He was a bachelor then.
+
+Captain And so is now, or was so very late;
+ For but a month ago I went from hence,
+ And then 'twas fresh in murmur,--as, you know,
+ What great ones do the less will prattle of,--
+ That he did seek the love of fair Olivia.
+
+VIOLA What's she?
+
+Captain A virtuous maid, the daughter of a count
+ That died some twelvemonth since, then leaving her
+ In the protection of his son, her brother,
+ Who shortly also died: for whose dear love,
+ They say, she hath abjured the company
+ And sight of men.
+
+VIOLA O that I served that lady
+ And might not be delivered to the world,
+ Till I had made mine own occasion mellow,
+ What my estate is!
+
+Captain That were hard to compass;
+ Because she will admit no kind of suit,
+ No, not the duke's.
+
+VIOLA There is a fair behavior in thee, captain;
+ And though that nature with a beauteous wall
+ Doth oft close in pollution, yet of thee
+ I will believe thou hast a mind that suits
+ With this thy fair and outward character.
+ I prithee, and I'll pay thee bounteously,
+ Conceal me what I am, and be my aid
+ For such disguise as haply shall become
+ The form of my intent. I'll serve this duke:
+ Thou shall present me as an eunuch to him:
+ It may be worth thy pains; for I can sing
+ And speak to him in many sorts of music
+ That will allow me very worth his service.
+ What else may hap to time I will commit;
+ Only shape thou thy silence to my wit.
+
+Captain Be you his eunuch, and your mute I'll be:
+ When my tongue blabs, then let mine eyes not see.
+
+VIOLA I thank thee: lead me on.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III OLIVIA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter SIR TOBY BELCH and MARIA]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH What a plague means my niece, to take the death of
+ her brother thus? I am sure care's an enemy to life.
+
+MARIA By my troth, Sir Toby, you must come in earlier o'
+ nights: your cousin, my lady, takes great
+ exceptions to your ill hours.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Why, let her except, before excepted.
+
+MARIA Ay, but you must confine yourself within the modest
+ limits of order.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Confine! I'll confine myself no finer than I am:
+ these clothes are good enough to drink in; and so be
+ these boots too: an they be not, let them hang
+ themselves in their own straps.
+
+MARIA That quaffing and drinking will undo you: I heard
+ my lady talk of it yesterday; and of a foolish
+ knight that you brought in one night here to be her wooer.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Who, Sir Andrew Aguecheek?
+
+MARIA Ay, he.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH He's as tall a man as any's in Illyria.
+
+MARIA What's that to the purpose?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Why, he has three thousand ducats a year.
+
+MARIA Ay, but he'll have but a year in all these ducats:
+ he's a very fool and a prodigal.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Fie, that you'll say so! he plays o' the
+ viol-de-gamboys, and speaks three or four languages
+ word for word without book, and hath all the good
+ gifts of nature.
+
+MARIA He hath indeed, almost natural: for besides that
+ he's a fool, he's a great quarreller: and but that
+ he hath the gift of a coward to allay the gust he
+ hath in quarrelling, 'tis thought among the prudent
+ he would quickly have the gift of a grave.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH By this hand, they are scoundrels and subtractors
+ that say so of him. Who are they?
+
+MARIA They that add, moreover, he's drunk nightly in your company.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH With drinking healths to my niece: I'll drink to
+ her as long as there is a passage in my throat and
+ drink in Illyria: he's a coward and a coystrill
+ that will not drink to my niece till his brains turn
+ o' the toe like a parish-top. What, wench!
+ Castiliano vulgo! for here comes Sir Andrew Agueface.
+
+ [Enter SIR ANDREW]
+
+SIR ANDREW Sir Toby Belch! how now, Sir Toby Belch!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Sweet Sir Andrew!
+
+SIR ANDREW Bless you, fair shrew.
+
+MARIA And you too, sir.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Accost, Sir Andrew, accost.
+
+SIR ANDREW What's that?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH My niece's chambermaid.
+
+SIR ANDREW Good Mistress Accost, I desire better acquaintance.
+
+MARIA My name is Mary, sir.
+
+SIR ANDREW Good Mistress Mary Accost,--
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH You mistake, knight; 'accost' is front her, board
+ her, woo her, assail her.
+
+SIR ANDREW By my troth, I would not undertake her in this
+ company. Is that the meaning of 'accost'?
+
+MARIA Fare you well, gentlemen.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH An thou let part so, Sir Andrew, would thou mightst
+ never draw sword again.
+
+SIR ANDREW An you part so, mistress, I would I might never
+ draw sword again. Fair lady, do you think you have
+ fools in hand?
+
+MARIA Sir, I have not you by the hand.
+
+SIR ANDREW Marry, but you shall have; and here's my hand.
+
+MARIA Now, sir, 'thought is free:' I pray you, bring
+ your hand to the buttery-bar and let it drink.
+
+SIR ANDREW Wherefore, sweet-heart? what's your metaphor?
+
+MARIA It's dry, sir.
+
+SIR ANDREW Why, I think so: I am not such an ass but I can
+ keep my hand dry. But what's your jest?
+
+MARIA A dry jest, sir.
+
+SIR ANDREW Are you full of them?
+
+MARIA Ay, sir, I have them at my fingers' ends: marry,
+ now I let go your hand, I am barren.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH O knight thou lackest a cup of canary: when did I
+ see thee so put down?
+
+SIR ANDREW Never in your life, I think; unless you see canary
+ put me down. Methinks sometimes I have no more wit
+ than a Christian or an ordinary man has: but I am a
+ great eater of beef and I believe that does harm to my wit.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH No question.
+
+SIR ANDREW An I thought that, I'ld forswear it. I'll ride home
+ to-morrow, Sir Toby.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Pourquoi, my dear knight?
+
+SIR ANDREW What is 'Pourquoi'? do or not do? I would I had
+ bestowed that time in the tongues that I have in
+ fencing, dancing and bear-baiting: O, had I but
+ followed the arts!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Then hadst thou had an excellent head of hair.
+
+SIR ANDREW Why, would that have mended my hair?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Past question; for thou seest it will not curl by nature.
+
+SIR ANDREW But it becomes me well enough, does't not?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Excellent; it hangs like flax on a distaff; and I
+ hope to see a housewife take thee between her legs
+ and spin it off.
+
+SIR ANDREW Faith, I'll home to-morrow, Sir Toby: your niece
+ will not be seen; or if she be, it's four to one
+ she'll none of me: the count himself here hard by woos her.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH She'll none o' the count: she'll not match above
+ her degree, neither in estate, years, nor wit; I
+ have heard her swear't. Tut, there's life in't,
+ man.
+
+SIR ANDREW I'll stay a month longer. I am a fellow o' the
+ strangest mind i' the world; I delight in masques
+ and revels sometimes altogether.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Art thou good at these kickshawses, knight?
+
+SIR ANDREW As any man in Illyria, whatsoever he be, under the
+ degree of my betters; and yet I will not compare
+ with an old man.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH What is thy excellence in a galliard, knight?
+
+SIR ANDREW Faith, I can cut a caper.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH And I can cut the mutton to't.
+
+SIR ANDREW And I think I have the back-trick simply as strong
+ as any man in Illyria.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Wherefore are these things hid? wherefore have
+ these gifts a curtain before 'em? are they like to
+ take dust, like Mistress Mall's picture? why dost
+ thou not go to church in a galliard and come home in
+ a coranto? My very walk should be a jig; I would not
+ so much as make water but in a sink-a-pace. What
+ dost thou mean? Is it a world to hide virtues in?
+ I did think, by the excellent constitution of thy
+ leg, it was formed under the star of a galliard.
+
+SIR ANDREW Ay, 'tis strong, and it does indifferent well in a
+ flame-coloured stock. Shall we set about some revels?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH What shall we do else? were we not born under Taurus?
+
+SIR ANDREW Taurus! That's sides and heart.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH No, sir; it is legs and thighs. Let me see the
+ caper; ha! higher: ha, ha! excellent!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV DUKE ORSINO's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter VALENTINE and VIOLA in man's attire]
+
+VALENTINE If the duke continue these favours towards you,
+ Cesario, you are like to be much advanced: he hath
+ known you but three days, and already you are no stranger.
+
+VIOLA You either fear his humour or my negligence, that
+ you call in question the continuance of his love:
+ is he inconstant, sir, in his favours?
+
+VALENTINE No, believe me.
+
+VIOLA I thank you. Here comes the count.
+
+ [Enter DUKE ORSINO, CURIO, and Attendants]
+
+DUKE ORSINO Who saw Cesario, ho?
+
+VIOLA On your attendance, my lord; here.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Stand you a while aloof, Cesario,
+ Thou know'st no less but all; I have unclasp'd
+ To thee the book even of my secret soul:
+ Therefore, good youth, address thy gait unto her;
+ Be not denied access, stand at her doors,
+ And tell them, there thy fixed foot shall grow
+ Till thou have audience.
+
+VIOLA Sure, my noble lord,
+ If she be so abandon'd to her sorrow
+ As it is spoke, she never will admit me.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Be clamorous and leap all civil bounds
+ Rather than make unprofited return.
+
+VIOLA Say I do speak with her, my lord, what then?
+
+DUKE ORSINO O, then unfold the passion of my love,
+ Surprise her with discourse of my dear faith:
+ It shall become thee well to act my woes;
+ She will attend it better in thy youth
+ Than in a nuncio's of more grave aspect.
+
+VIOLA I think not so, my lord.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Dear lad, believe it;
+ For they shall yet belie thy happy years,
+ That say thou art a man: Diana's lip
+ Is not more smooth and rubious; thy small pipe
+ Is as the maiden's organ, shrill and sound,
+ And all is semblative a woman's part.
+ I know thy constellation is right apt
+ For this affair. Some four or five attend him;
+ All, if you will; for I myself am best
+ When least in company. Prosper well in this,
+ And thou shalt live as freely as thy lord,
+ To call his fortunes thine.
+
+VIOLA I'll do my best
+ To woo your lady:
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ yet, a barful strife!
+ Whoe'er I woo, myself would be his wife.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE V OLIVIA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter MARIA and Clown]
+
+MARIA Nay, either tell me where thou hast been, or I will
+ not open my lips so wide as a bristle may enter in
+ way of thy excuse: my lady will hang thee for thy absence.
+
+Clown Let her hang me: he that is well hanged in this
+ world needs to fear no colours.
+
+MARIA Make that good.
+
+Clown He shall see none to fear.
+
+MARIA A good lenten answer: I can tell thee where that
+ saying was born, of 'I fear no colours.'
+
+Clown Where, good Mistress Mary?
+
+MARIA In the wars; and that may you be bold to say in your foolery.
+
+Clown Well, God give them wisdom that have it; and those
+ that are fools, let them use their talents.
+
+MARIA Yet you will be hanged for being so long absent; or,
+ to be turned away, is not that as good as a hanging to you?
+
+Clown Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage; and,
+ for turning away, let summer bear it out.
+
+MARIA You are resolute, then?
+
+Clown Not so, neither; but I am resolved on two points.
+
+MARIA That if one break, the other will hold; or, if both
+ break, your gaskins fall.
+
+Clown Apt, in good faith; very apt. Well, go thy way; if
+ Sir Toby would leave drinking, thou wert as witty a
+ piece of Eve's flesh as any in Illyria.
+
+MARIA Peace, you rogue, no more o' that. Here comes my
+ lady: make your excuse wisely, you were best.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Clown Wit, an't be thy will, put me into good fooling!
+ Those wits, that think they have thee, do very oft
+ prove fools; and I, that am sure I lack thee, may
+ pass for a wise man: for what says Quinapalus?
+ 'Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.'
+
+ [Enter OLIVIA with MALVOLIO]
+
+ God bless thee, lady!
+
+OLIVIA Take the fool away.
+
+Clown Do you not hear, fellows? Take away the lady.
+
+OLIVIA Go to, you're a dry fool; I'll no more of you:
+ besides, you grow dishonest.
+
+Clown Two faults, madonna, that drink and good counsel
+ will amend: for give the dry fool drink, then is
+ the fool not dry: bid the dishonest man mend
+ himself; if he mend, he is no longer dishonest; if
+ he cannot, let the botcher mend him. Any thing
+ that's mended is but patched: virtue that
+ transgresses is but patched with sin; and sin that
+ amends is but patched with virtue. If that this
+ simple syllogism will serve, so; if it will not,
+ what remedy? As there is no true cuckold but
+ calamity, so beauty's a flower. The lady bade take
+ away the fool; therefore, I say again, take her away.
+
+OLIVIA Sir, I bade them take away you.
+
+Clown Misprision in the highest degree! Lady, cucullus non
+ facit monachum; that's as much to say as I wear not
+ motley in my brain. Good madonna, give me leave to
+ prove you a fool.
+
+OLIVIA Can you do it?
+
+Clown Dexterously, good madonna.
+
+OLIVIA Make your proof.
+
+Clown I must catechise you for it, madonna: good my mouse
+ of virtue, answer me.
+
+OLIVIA Well, sir, for want of other idleness, I'll bide your proof.
+
+Clown Good madonna, why mournest thou?
+
+OLIVIA Good fool, for my brother's death.
+
+Clown I think his soul is in hell, madonna.
+
+OLIVIA I know his soul is in heaven, fool.
+
+Clown The more fool, madonna, to mourn for your brother's
+ soul being in heaven. Take away the fool, gentlemen.
+
+OLIVIA What think you of this fool, Malvolio? doth he not mend?
+
+MALVOLIO Yes, and shall do till the pangs of death shake him:
+ infirmity, that decays the wise, doth ever make the
+ better fool.
+
+Clown God send you, sir, a speedy infirmity, for the
+ better increasing your folly! Sir Toby will be
+ sworn that I am no fox; but he will not pass his
+ word for two pence that you are no fool.
+
+OLIVIA How say you to that, Malvolio?
+
+MALVOLIO I marvel your ladyship takes delight in such a
+ barren rascal: I saw him put down the other day
+ with an ordinary fool that has no more brain
+ than a stone. Look you now, he's out of his guard
+ already; unless you laugh and minister occasion to
+ him, he is gagged. I protest, I take these wise men,
+ that crow so at these set kind of fools, no better
+ than the fools' zanies.
+
+OLIVIA Oh, you are sick of self-love, Malvolio, and taste
+ with a distempered appetite. To be generous,
+ guiltless and of free disposition, is to take those
+ things for bird-bolts that you deem cannon-bullets:
+ there is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do
+ nothing but rail; nor no railing in a known discreet
+ man, though he do nothing but reprove.
+
+Clown Now Mercury endue thee with leasing, for thou
+ speakest well of fools!
+
+ [Re-enter MARIA]
+
+MARIA Madam, there is at the gate a young gentleman much
+ desires to speak with you.
+
+OLIVIA From the Count Orsino, is it?
+
+MARIA I know not, madam: 'tis a fair young man, and well attended.
+
+OLIVIA Who of my people hold him in delay?
+
+MARIA Sir Toby, madam, your kinsman.
+
+OLIVIA Fetch him off, I pray you; he speaks nothing but
+ madman: fie on him!
+
+ [Exit MARIA]
+
+ Go you, Malvolio: if it be a suit from the count, I
+ am sick, or not at home; what you will, to dismiss it.
+
+ [Exit MALVOLIO]
+
+ Now you see, sir, how your fooling grows old, and
+ people dislike it.
+
+Clown Thou hast spoke for us, madonna, as if thy eldest
+ son should be a fool; whose skull Jove cram with
+ brains! for,--here he comes,--one of thy kin has a
+ most weak pia mater.
+
+ [Enter SIR TOBY BELCH]
+
+OLIVIA By mine honour, half drunk. What is he at the gate, cousin?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH A gentleman.
+
+OLIVIA A gentleman! what gentleman?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH 'Tis a gentle man here--a plague o' these
+ pickle-herring! How now, sot!
+
+Clown Good Sir Toby!
+
+OLIVIA Cousin, cousin, how have you come so early by this lethargy?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Lechery! I defy lechery. There's one at the gate.
+
+OLIVIA Ay, marry, what is he?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Let him be the devil, an he will, I care not: give
+ me faith, say I. Well, it's all one.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OLIVIA What's a drunken man like, fool?
+
+Clown Like a drowned man, a fool and a mad man: one
+ draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads
+ him; and a third drowns him.
+
+OLIVIA Go thou and seek the crowner, and let him sit o' my
+ coz; for he's in the third degree of drink, he's
+ drowned: go, look after him.
+
+Clown He is but mad yet, madonna; and the fool shall look
+ to the madman.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter MALVOLIO]
+
+MALVOLIO Madam, yond young fellow swears he will speak with
+ you. I told him you were sick; he takes on him to
+ understand so much, and therefore comes to speak
+ with you. I told him you were asleep; he seems to
+ have a foreknowledge of that too, and therefore
+ comes to speak with you. What is to be said to him,
+ lady? he's fortified against any denial.
+
+OLIVIA Tell him he shall not speak with me.
+
+MALVOLIO Has been told so; and he says, he'll stand at your
+ door like a sheriff's post, and be the supporter to
+ a bench, but he'll speak with you.
+
+OLIVIA What kind o' man is he?
+
+MALVOLIO Why, of mankind.
+
+OLIVIA What manner of man?
+
+MALVOLIO Of very ill manner; he'll speak with you, will you or no.
+
+OLIVIA Of what personage and years is he?
+
+MALVOLIO Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enough for
+ a boy; as a squash is before 'tis a peascod, or a
+ cooling when 'tis almost an apple: 'tis with him
+ in standing water, between boy and man. He is very
+ well-favoured and he speaks very shrewishly; one
+ would think his mother's milk were scarce out of him.
+
+OLIVIA Let him approach: call in my gentlewoman.
+
+MALVOLIO Gentlewoman, my lady calls.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter MARIA]
+
+OLIVIA Give me my veil: come, throw it o'er my face.
+ We'll once more hear Orsino's embassy.
+
+ [Enter VIOLA, and Attendants]
+
+VIOLA The honourable lady of the house, which is she?
+
+OLIVIA Speak to me; I shall answer for her.
+ Your will?
+
+VIOLA Most radiant, exquisite and unmatchable beauty,--I
+ pray you, tell me if this be the lady of the house,
+ for I never saw her: I would be loath to cast away
+ my speech, for besides that it is excellently well
+ penned, I have taken great pains to con it. Good
+ beauties, let me sustain no scorn; I am very
+ comptible, even to the least sinister usage.
+
+OLIVIA Whence came you, sir?
+
+VIOLA I can say little more than I have studied, and that
+ question's out of my part. Good gentle one, give me
+ modest assurance if you be the lady of the house,
+ that I may proceed in my speech.
+
+OLIVIA Are you a comedian?
+
+VIOLA No, my profound heart: and yet, by the very fangs
+ of malice I swear, I am not that I play. Are you
+ the lady of the house?
+
+OLIVIA If I do not usurp myself, I am.
+
+VIOLA Most certain, if you are she, you do usurp
+ yourself; for what is yours to bestow is not yours
+ to reserve. But this is from my commission: I will
+ on with my speech in your praise, and then show you
+ the heart of my message.
+
+OLIVIA Come to what is important in't: I forgive you the praise.
+
+VIOLA Alas, I took great pains to study it, and 'tis poetical.
+
+OLIVIA It is the more like to be feigned: I pray you,
+ keep it in. I heard you were saucy at my gates,
+ and allowed your approach rather to wonder at you
+ than to hear you. If you be not mad, be gone; if
+ you have reason, be brief: 'tis not that time of
+ moon with me to make one in so skipping a dialogue.
+
+MARIA Will you hoist sail, sir? here lies your way.
+
+VIOLA No, good swabber; I am to hull here a little
+ longer. Some mollification for your giant, sweet
+ lady. Tell me your mind: I am a messenger.
+
+OLIVIA Sure, you have some hideous matter to deliver, when
+ the courtesy of it is so fearful. Speak your office.
+
+VIOLA It alone concerns your ear. I bring no overture of
+ war, no taxation of homage: I hold the olive in my
+ hand; my words are as fun of peace as matter.
+
+OLIVIA Yet you began rudely. What are you? what would you?
+
+VIOLA The rudeness that hath appeared in me have I
+ learned from my entertainment. What I am, and what I
+ would, are as secret as maidenhead; to your ears,
+ divinity, to any other's, profanation.
+
+OLIVIA Give us the place alone: we will hear this divinity.
+
+ [Exeunt MARIA and Attendants]
+
+ Now, sir, what is your text?
+
+VIOLA Most sweet lady,--
+
+OLIVIA A comfortable doctrine, and much may be said of it.
+ Where lies your text?
+
+VIOLA In Orsino's bosom.
+
+OLIVIA In his bosom! In what chapter of his bosom?
+
+VIOLA To answer by the method, in the first of his heart.
+
+OLIVIA O, I have read it: it is heresy. Have you no more to say?
+
+VIOLA Good madam, let me see your face.
+
+OLIVIA Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate
+ with my face? You are now out of your text: but
+ we will draw the curtain and show you the picture.
+ Look you, sir, such a one I was this present: is't
+ not well done?
+
+ [Unveiling]
+
+VIOLA Excellently done, if God did all.
+
+OLIVIA 'Tis in grain, sir; 'twill endure wind and weather.
+
+VIOLA 'Tis beauty truly blent, whose red and white
+ Nature's own sweet and cunning hand laid on:
+ Lady, you are the cruell'st she alive,
+ If you will lead these graces to the grave
+ And leave the world no copy.
+
+OLIVIA O, sir, I will not be so hard-hearted; I will give
+ out divers schedules of my beauty: it shall be
+ inventoried, and every particle and utensil
+ labelled to my will: as, item, two lips,
+ indifferent red; item, two grey eyes, with lids to
+ them; item, one neck, one chin, and so forth. Were
+ you sent hither to praise me?
+
+VIOLA I see you what you are, you are too proud;
+ But, if you were the devil, you are fair.
+ My lord and master loves you: O, such love
+ Could be but recompensed, though you were crown'd
+ The nonpareil of beauty!
+
+OLIVIA How does he love me?
+
+VIOLA With adorations, fertile tears,
+ With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire.
+
+OLIVIA Your lord does know my mind; I cannot love him:
+ Yet I suppose him virtuous, know him noble,
+ Of great estate, of fresh and stainless youth;
+ In voices well divulged, free, learn'd and valiant;
+ And in dimension and the shape of nature
+ A gracious person: but yet I cannot love him;
+ He might have took his answer long ago.
+
+VIOLA If I did love you in my master's flame,
+ With such a suffering, such a deadly life,
+ In your denial I would find no sense;
+ I would not understand it.
+
+OLIVIA Why, what would you?
+
+VIOLA Make me a willow cabin at your gate,
+ And call upon my soul within the house;
+ Write loyal cantons of contemned love
+ And sing them loud even in the dead of night;
+ Halloo your name to the reverberate hills
+ And make the babbling gossip of the air
+ Cry out 'Olivia!' O, You should not rest
+ Between the elements of air and earth,
+ But you should pity me!
+
+OLIVIA You might do much.
+ What is your parentage?
+
+VIOLA Above my fortunes, yet my state is well:
+ I am a gentleman.
+
+OLIVIA Get you to your lord;
+ I cannot love him: let him send no more;
+ Unless, perchance, you come to me again,
+ To tell me how he takes it. Fare you well:
+ I thank you for your pains: spend this for me.
+
+VIOLA I am no fee'd post, lady; keep your purse:
+ My master, not myself, lacks recompense.
+ Love make his heart of flint that you shall love;
+ And let your fervor, like my master's, be
+ Placed in contempt! Farewell, fair cruelty.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OLIVIA 'What is your parentage?'
+ 'Above my fortunes, yet my state is well:
+ I am a gentleman.' I'll be sworn thou art;
+ Thy tongue, thy face, thy limbs, actions and spirit,
+ Do give thee five-fold blazon: not too fast:
+ soft, soft!
+ Unless the master were the man. How now!
+ Even so quickly may one catch the plague?
+ Methinks I feel this youth's perfections
+ With an invisible and subtle stealth
+ To creep in at mine eyes. Well, let it be.
+ What ho, Malvolio!
+
+ [Re-enter MALVOLIO]
+
+MALVOLIO Here, madam, at your service.
+
+OLIVIA Run after that same peevish messenger,
+ The county's man: he left this ring behind him,
+ Would I or not: tell him I'll none of it.
+ Desire him not to flatter with his lord,
+ Nor hold him up with hopes; I am not for him:
+ If that the youth will come this way to-morrow,
+ I'll give him reasons for't: hie thee, Malvolio.
+
+MALVOLIO Madam, I will.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OLIVIA I do I know not what, and fear to find
+ Mine eye too great a flatterer for my mind.
+ Fate, show thy force: ourselves we do not owe;
+ What is decreed must be, and be this so.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I The sea-coast.
+
+
+ [Enter ANTONIO and SEBASTIAN]
+
+ANTONIO Will you stay no longer? nor will you not that I go with you?
+
+SEBASTIAN By your patience, no. My stars shine darkly over
+ me: the malignancy of my fate might perhaps
+ distemper yours; therefore I shall crave of you your
+ leave that I may bear my evils alone: it were a bad
+ recompense for your love, to lay any of them on you.
+
+ANTONIO: Let me yet know of you whither you are bound.
+
+SEBASTIAN No, sooth, sir: my determinate voyage is mere
+ extravagancy. But I perceive in you so excellent a
+ touch of modesty, that you will not extort from me
+ what I am willing to keep in; therefore it charges
+ me in manners the rather to express myself. You
+ must know of me then, Antonio, my name is Sebastian,
+ which I called Roderigo. My father was that
+ Sebastian of Messaline, whom I know you have heard
+ of. He left behind him myself and a sister, both
+ born in an hour: if the heavens had been pleased,
+ would we had so ended! but you, sir, altered that;
+ for some hour before you took me from the breach of
+ the sea was my sister drowned.
+
+ANTONIO Alas the day!
+
+SEBASTIAN A lady, sir, though it was said she much resembled
+ me, was yet of many accounted beautiful: but,
+ though I could not with such estimable wonder
+ overfar believe that, yet thus far I will boldly
+ publish her; she bore a mind that envy could not but
+ call fair. She is drowned already, sir, with salt
+ water, though I seem to drown her remembrance again with more.
+
+ANTONIO Pardon me, sir, your bad entertainment.
+
+SEBASTIAN O good Antonio, forgive me your trouble.
+
+ANTONIO If you will not murder me for my love, let me be
+ your servant.
+
+SEBASTIAN If you will not undo what you have done, that is,
+ kill him whom you have recovered, desire it not.
+ Fare ye well at once: my bosom is full of kindness,
+ and I am yet so near the manners of my mother, that
+ upon the least occasion more mine eyes will tell
+ tales of me. I am bound to the Count Orsino's court: farewell.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ANTONIO The gentleness of all the gods go with thee!
+ I have many enemies in Orsino's court,
+ Else would I very shortly see thee there.
+ But, come what may, I do adore thee so,
+ That danger shall seem sport, and I will go.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II A street.
+
+
+ [Enter VIOLA, MALVOLIO following]
+
+MALVOLIO Were not you even now with the Countess Olivia?
+
+VIOLA Even now, sir; on a moderate pace I have since
+ arrived but hither.
+
+MALVOLIO She returns this ring to you, sir: you might have
+ saved me my pains, to have taken it away yourself.
+ She adds, moreover, that you should put your lord
+ into a desperate assurance she will none of him:
+ and one thing more, that you be never so hardy to
+ come again in his affairs, unless it be to report
+ your lord's taking of this. Receive it so.
+
+VIOLA She took the ring of me: I'll none of it.
+
+MALVOLIO Come, sir, you peevishly threw it to her; and her
+ will is, it should be so returned: if it be worth
+ stooping for, there it lies in your eye; if not, be
+ it his that finds it.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+VIOLA I left no ring with her: what means this lady?
+ Fortune forbid my outside have not charm'd her!
+ She made good view of me; indeed, so much,
+ That sure methought her eyes had lost her tongue,
+ For she did speak in starts distractedly.
+ She loves me, sure; the cunning of her passion
+ Invites me in this churlish messenger.
+ None of my lord's ring! why, he sent her none.
+ I am the man: if it be so, as 'tis,
+ Poor lady, she were better love a dream.
+ Disguise, I see, thou art a wickedness,
+ Wherein the pregnant enemy does much.
+ How easy is it for the proper-false
+ In women's waxen hearts to set their forms!
+ Alas, our frailty is the cause, not we!
+ For such as we are made of, such we be.
+ How will this fadge? my master loves her dearly;
+ And I, poor monster, fond as much on him;
+ And she, mistaken, seems to dote on me.
+ What will become of this? As I am man,
+ My state is desperate for my master's love;
+ As I am woman,--now alas the day!--
+ What thriftless sighs shall poor Olivia breathe!
+ O time! thou must untangle this, not I;
+ It is too hard a knot for me to untie!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III OLIVIA's house.
+
+
+ [Enter SIR TOBY BELCH and SIR ANDREW]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Approach, Sir Andrew: not to be abed after
+ midnight is to be up betimes; and 'diluculo
+ surgere,' thou know'st,--
+
+SIR ANDREW Nay, my troth, I know not: but I know, to be up
+ late is to be up late.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH A false conclusion: I hate it as an unfilled can.
+ To be up after midnight and to go to bed then, is
+ early: so that to go to bed after midnight is to go
+ to bed betimes. Does not our life consist of the
+ four elements?
+
+SIR ANDREW Faith, so they say; but I think it rather consists
+ of eating and drinking.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Thou'rt a scholar; let us therefore eat and drink.
+ Marian, I say! a stoup of wine!
+
+ [Enter Clown]
+
+SIR ANDREW Here comes the fool, i' faith.
+
+Clown How now, my hearts! did you never see the picture
+ of 'we three'?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Welcome, ass. Now let's have a catch.
+
+SIR ANDREW By my troth, the fool has an excellent breast. I
+ had rather than forty shillings I had such a leg,
+ and so sweet a breath to sing, as the fool has. In
+ sooth, thou wast in very gracious fooling last
+ night, when thou spokest of Pigrogromitus, of the
+ Vapians passing the equinoctial of Queubus: 'twas
+ very good, i' faith. I sent thee sixpence for thy
+ leman: hadst it?
+
+Clown I did impeticos thy gratillity; for Malvolio's nose
+ is no whipstock: my lady has a white hand, and the
+ Myrmidons are no bottle-ale houses.
+
+SIR ANDREW Excellent! why, this is the best fooling, when all
+ is done. Now, a song.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Come on; there is sixpence for you: let's have a song.
+
+SIR ANDREW There's a testril of me too: if one knight give a--
+
+Clown Would you have a love-song, or a song of good life?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH A love-song, a love-song.
+
+SIR ANDREW Ay, ay: I care not for good life.
+
+Clown [Sings]
+
+ O mistress mine, where are you roaming?
+ O, stay and hear; your true love's coming,
+ That can sing both high and low:
+ Trip no further, pretty sweeting;
+ Journeys end in lovers meeting,
+ Every wise man's son doth know.
+
+SIR ANDREW Excellent good, i' faith.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Good, good.
+
+Clown [Sings]
+
+ What is love? 'tis not hereafter;
+ Present mirth hath present laughter;
+ What's to come is still unsure:
+ In delay there lies no plenty;
+ Then come kiss me, sweet and twenty,
+ Youth's a stuff will not endure.
+
+SIR ANDREW A mellifluous voice, as I am true knight.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH A contagious breath.
+
+SIR ANDREW Very sweet and contagious, i' faith.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH To hear by the nose, it is dulcet in contagion.
+ But shall we make the welkin dance indeed? shall we
+ rouse the night-owl in a catch that will draw three
+ souls out of one weaver? shall we do that?
+
+SIR ANDREW An you love me, let's do't: I am dog at a catch.
+
+Clown By'r lady, sir, and some dogs will catch well.
+
+SIR ANDREW Most certain. Let our catch be, 'Thou knave.'
+
+Clown 'Hold thy peace, thou knave,' knight? I shall be
+ constrained in't to call thee knave, knight.
+
+SIR ANDREW 'Tis not the first time I have constrained one to
+ call me knave. Begin, fool: it begins 'Hold thy peace.'
+
+Clown I shall never begin if I hold my peace.
+
+SIR ANDREW Good, i' faith. Come, begin.
+
+ [Catch sung]
+
+ [Enter MARIA]
+
+MARIA What a caterwauling do you keep here! If my lady
+ have not called up her steward Malvolio and bid him
+ turn you out of doors, never trust me.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH My lady's a Cataian, we are politicians, Malvolio's
+ a Peg-a-Ramsey, and 'Three merry men be we.' Am not
+ I consanguineous? am I not of her blood?
+ Tillyvally. Lady!
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ 'There dwelt a man in Babylon, lady, lady!'
+
+Clown Beshrew me, the knight's in admirable fooling.
+
+SIR ANDREW Ay, he does well enough if he be disposed, and so do
+ I too: he does it with a better grace, but I do it
+ more natural.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH [Sings] 'O, the twelfth day of December,'--
+
+MARIA For the love o' God, peace!
+
+ [Enter MALVOLIO]
+
+MALVOLIO My masters, are you mad? or what are you? Have ye
+ no wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble like
+ tinkers at this time of night? Do ye make an
+ alehouse of my lady's house, that ye squeak out your
+ coziers' catches without any mitigation or remorse
+ of voice? Is there no respect of place, persons, nor
+ time in you?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH We did keep time, sir, in our catches. Sneck up!
+
+MALVOLIO Sir Toby, I must be round with you. My lady bade me
+ tell you, that, though she harbours you as her
+ kinsman, she's nothing allied to your disorders. If
+ you can separate yourself and your misdemeanors, you
+ are welcome to the house; if not, an it would please
+ you to take leave of her, she is very willing to bid
+ you farewell.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH 'Farewell, dear heart, since I must needs be gone.'
+
+MARIA Nay, good Sir Toby.
+
+Clown 'His eyes do show his days are almost done.'
+
+MALVOLIO Is't even so?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH 'But I will never die.'
+
+Clown Sir Toby, there you lie.
+
+MALVOLIO This is much credit to you.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH 'Shall I bid him go?'
+
+Clown 'What an if you do?'
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH 'Shall I bid him go, and spare not?'
+
+Clown 'O no, no, no, no, you dare not.'
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Out o' tune, sir: ye lie. Art any more than a
+ steward? Dost thou think, because thou art
+ virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
+
+Clown Yes, by Saint Anne, and ginger shall be hot i' the
+ mouth too.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Thou'rt i' the right. Go, sir, rub your chain with
+ crumbs. A stoup of wine, Maria!
+
+MALVOLIO Mistress Mary, if you prized my lady's favour at any
+ thing more than contempt, you would not give means
+ for this uncivil rule: she shall know of it, by this hand.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MARIA Go shake your ears.
+
+SIR ANDREW 'Twere as good a deed as to drink when a man's
+ a-hungry, to challenge him the field, and then to
+ break promise with him and make a fool of him.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Do't, knight: I'll write thee a challenge: or I'll
+ deliver thy indignation to him by word of mouth.
+
+MARIA Sweet Sir Toby, be patient for tonight: since the
+ youth of the count's was today with thy lady, she is
+ much out of quiet. For Monsieur Malvolio, let me
+ alone with him: if I do not gull him into a
+ nayword, and make him a common recreation, do not
+ think I have wit enough to lie straight in my bed:
+ I know I can do it.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Possess us, possess us; tell us something of him.
+
+MARIA Marry, sir, sometimes he is a kind of puritan.
+
+SIR ANDREW O, if I thought that I'ld beat him like a dog!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH What, for being a puritan? thy exquisite reason,
+ dear knight?
+
+SIR ANDREW I have no exquisite reason for't, but I have reason
+ good enough.
+
+MARIA The devil a puritan that he is, or any thing
+ constantly, but a time-pleaser; an affectioned ass,
+ that cons state without book and utters it by great
+ swarths: the best persuaded of himself, so
+ crammed, as he thinks, with excellencies, that it is
+ his grounds of faith that all that look on him love
+ him; and on that vice in him will my revenge find
+ notable cause to work.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH What wilt thou do?
+
+MARIA I will drop in his way some obscure epistles of
+ love; wherein, by the colour of his beard, the shape
+ of his leg, the manner of his gait, the expressure
+ of his eye, forehead, and complexion, he shall find
+ himself most feelingly personated. I can write very
+ like my lady your niece: on a forgotten matter we
+ can hardly make distinction of our hands.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Excellent! I smell a device.
+
+SIR ANDREW I have't in my nose too.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH He shall think, by the letters that thou wilt drop,
+ that they come from my niece, and that she's in
+ love with him.
+
+MARIA My purpose is, indeed, a horse of that colour.
+
+SIR ANDREW And your horse now would make him an ass.
+
+MARIA Ass, I doubt not.
+
+SIR ANDREW O, 'twill be admirable!
+
+MARIA Sport royal, I warrant you: I know my physic will
+ work with him. I will plant you two, and let the
+ fool make a third, where he shall find the letter:
+ observe his construction of it. For this night, to
+ bed, and dream on the event. Farewell.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Good night, Penthesilea.
+
+SIR ANDREW Before me, she's a good wench.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH She's a beagle, true-bred, and one that adores me:
+ what o' that?
+
+SIR ANDREW I was adored once too.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Let's to bed, knight. Thou hadst need send for
+ more money.
+
+SIR ANDREW If I cannot recover your niece, I am a foul way out.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Send for money, knight: if thou hast her not i'
+ the end, call me cut.
+
+SIR ANDREW If I do not, never trust me, take it how you will.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Come, come, I'll go burn some sack; 'tis too late
+ to go to bed now: come, knight; come, knight.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV DUKE ORSINO's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE ORSINO, VIOLA, CURIO, and others]
+
+DUKE ORSINO Give me some music. Now, good morrow, friends.
+ Now, good Cesario, but that piece of song,
+ That old and antique song we heard last night:
+ Methought it did relieve my passion much,
+ More than light airs and recollected terms
+ Of these most brisk and giddy-paced times:
+ Come, but one verse.
+
+CURIO He is not here, so please your lordship that should sing it.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Who was it?
+
+CURIO Feste, the jester, my lord; a fool that the lady
+ Olivia's father took much delight in. He is about the house.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Seek him out, and play the tune the while.
+
+ [Exit CURIO. Music plays]
+
+ Come hither, boy: if ever thou shalt love,
+ In the sweet pangs of it remember me;
+ For such as I am all true lovers are,
+ Unstaid and skittish in all motions else,
+ Save in the constant image of the creature
+ That is beloved. How dost thou like this tune?
+
+VIOLA It gives a very echo to the seat
+ Where Love is throned.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Thou dost speak masterly:
+ My life upon't, young though thou art, thine eye
+ Hath stay'd upon some favour that it loves:
+ Hath it not, boy?
+
+VIOLA A little, by your favour.
+
+DUKE ORSINO What kind of woman is't?
+
+VIOLA Of your complexion.
+
+DUKE ORSINO She is not worth thee, then. What years, i' faith?
+
+VIOLA About your years, my lord.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Too old by heaven: let still the woman take
+ An elder than herself: so wears she to him,
+ So sways she level in her husband's heart:
+ For, boy, however we do praise ourselves,
+ Our fancies are more giddy and unfirm,
+ More longing, wavering, sooner lost and worn,
+ Than women's are.
+
+VIOLA I think it well, my lord.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Then let thy love be younger than thyself,
+ Or thy affection cannot hold the bent;
+ For women are as roses, whose fair flower
+ Being once display'd, doth fall that very hour.
+
+VIOLA And so they are: alas, that they are so;
+ To die, even when they to perfection grow!
+
+ [Re-enter CURIO and Clown]
+
+DUKE ORSINO O, fellow, come, the song we had last night.
+ Mark it, Cesario, it is old and plain;
+ The spinsters and the knitters in the sun
+ And the free maids that weave their thread with bones
+ Do use to chant it: it is silly sooth,
+ And dallies with the innocence of love,
+ Like the old age.
+
+Clown Are you ready, sir?
+
+DUKE ORSINO Ay; prithee, sing.
+
+ [Music]
+
+ SONG.
+Clown Come away, come away, death,
+ And in sad cypress let me be laid;
+ Fly away, fly away breath;
+ I am slain by a fair cruel maid.
+ My shroud of white, stuck all with yew,
+ O, prepare it!
+ My part of death, no one so true
+ Did share it.
+ Not a flower, not a flower sweet
+ On my black coffin let there be strown;
+ Not a friend, not a friend greet
+ My poor corpse, where my bones shall be thrown:
+ A thousand thousand sighs to save,
+ Lay me, O, where
+ Sad true lover never find my grave,
+ To weep there!
+
+DUKE ORSINO There's for thy pains.
+
+Clown No pains, sir: I take pleasure in singing, sir.
+
+DUKE ORSINO I'll pay thy pleasure then.
+
+Clown Truly, sir, and pleasure will be paid, one time or another.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Give me now leave to leave thee.
+
+Clown Now, the melancholy god protect thee; and the
+ tailor make thy doublet of changeable taffeta, for
+ thy mind is a very opal. I would have men of such
+ constancy put to sea, that their business might be
+ every thing and their intent every where; for that's
+ it that always makes a good voyage of nothing. Farewell.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DUKE ORSINO Let all the rest give place.
+
+ [CURIO and Attendants retire]
+
+ Once more, Cesario,
+ Get thee to yond same sovereign cruelty:
+ Tell her, my love, more noble than the world,
+ Prizes not quantity of dirty lands;
+ The parts that fortune hath bestow'd upon her,
+ Tell her, I hold as giddily as fortune;
+ But 'tis that miracle and queen of gems
+ That nature pranks her in attracts my soul.
+
+VIOLA But if she cannot love you, sir?
+
+DUKE ORSINO I cannot be so answer'd.
+
+VIOLA Sooth, but you must.
+ Say that some lady, as perhaps there is,
+ Hath for your love a great a pang of heart
+ As you have for Olivia: you cannot love her;
+ You tell her so; must she not then be answer'd?
+
+DUKE ORSINO There is no woman's sides
+ Can bide the beating of so strong a passion
+ As love doth give my heart; no woman's heart
+ So big, to hold so much; they lack retention
+ Alas, their love may be call'd appetite,
+ No motion of the liver, but the palate,
+ That suffer surfeit, cloyment and revolt;
+ But mine is all as hungry as the sea,
+ And can digest as much: make no compare
+ Between that love a woman can bear me
+ And that I owe Olivia.
+
+VIOLA Ay, but I know--
+
+DUKE ORSINO What dost thou know?
+
+VIOLA Too well what love women to men may owe:
+ In faith, they are as true of heart as we.
+ My father had a daughter loved a man,
+ As it might be, perhaps, were I a woman,
+ I should your lordship.
+
+DUKE ORSINO And what's her history?
+
+VIOLA A blank, my lord. She never told her love,
+ But let concealment, like a worm i' the bud,
+ Feed on her damask cheek: she pined in thought,
+ And with a green and yellow melancholy
+ She sat like patience on a monument,
+ Smiling at grief. Was not this love indeed?
+ We men may say more, swear more: but indeed
+ Our shows are more than will; for still we prove
+ Much in our vows, but little in our love.
+
+DUKE ORSINO But died thy sister of her love, my boy?
+
+VIOLA I am all the daughters of my father's house,
+ And all the brothers too: and yet I know not.
+ Sir, shall I to this lady?
+
+DUKE ORSINO Ay, that's the theme.
+ To her in haste; give her this jewel; say,
+ My love can give no place, bide no denay.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE V OLIVIA's garden.
+
+
+ [Enter SIR TOBY BELCH, SIR ANDREW, and FABIAN]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Come thy ways, Signior Fabian.
+
+FABIAN Nay, I'll come: if I lose a scruple of this sport,
+ let me be boiled to death with melancholy.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Wouldst thou not be glad to have the niggardly
+ rascally sheep-biter come by some notable shame?
+
+FABIAN I would exult, man: you know, he brought me out o'
+ favour with my lady about a bear-baiting here.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH To anger him we'll have the bear again; and we will
+ fool him black and blue: shall we not, Sir Andrew?
+
+SIR ANDREW An we do not, it is pity of our lives.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Here comes the little villain.
+
+ [Enter MARIA]
+
+ How now, my metal of India!
+
+MARIA Get ye all three into the box-tree: Malvolio's
+ coming down this walk: he has been yonder i' the
+ sun practising behavior to his own shadow this half
+ hour: observe him, for the love of mockery; for I
+ know this letter will make a contemplative idiot of
+ him. Close, in the name of jesting! Lie thou there,
+
+ [Throws down a letter]
+
+ for here comes the trout that must be caught with tickling.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter MALVOLIO]
+
+MALVOLIO 'Tis but fortune; all is fortune. Maria once told
+ me she did affect me: and I have heard herself come
+ thus near, that, should she fancy, it should be one
+ of my complexion. Besides, she uses me with a more
+ exalted respect than any one else that follows her.
+ What should I think on't?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Here's an overweening rogue!
+
+FABIAN O, peace! Contemplation makes a rare turkey-cock
+ of him: how he jets under his advanced plumes!
+
+SIR ANDREW 'Slight, I could so beat the rogue!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Peace, I say.
+
+MALVOLIO To be Count Malvolio!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Ah, rogue!
+
+SIR ANDREW Pistol him, pistol him.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Peace, peace!
+
+MALVOLIO There is example for't; the lady of the Strachy
+ married the yeoman of the wardrobe.
+
+SIR ANDREW Fie on him, Jezebel!
+
+FABIAN O, peace! now he's deeply in: look how
+ imagination blows him.
+
+MALVOLIO Having been three months married to her, sitting in
+ my state,--
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH O, for a stone-bow, to hit him in the eye!
+
+MALVOLIO Calling my officers about me, in my branched velvet
+ gown; having come from a day-bed, where I have left
+ Olivia sleeping,--
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Fire and brimstone!
+
+FABIAN O, peace, peace!
+
+MALVOLIO And then to have the humour of state; and after a
+ demure travel of regard, telling them I know my
+ place as I would they should do theirs, to for my
+ kinsman Toby,--
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Bolts and shackles!
+
+FABIAN O peace, peace, peace! now, now.
+
+MALVOLIO Seven of my people, with an obedient start, make
+ out for him: I frown the while; and perchance wind
+ up watch, or play with my--some rich jewel. Toby
+ approaches; courtesies there to me,--
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Shall this fellow live?
+
+FABIAN Though our silence be drawn from us with cars, yet peace.
+
+MALVOLIO I extend my hand to him thus, quenching my familiar
+ smile with an austere regard of control,--
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH And does not Toby take you a blow o' the lips then?
+
+MALVOLIO Saying, 'Cousin Toby, my fortunes having cast me on
+ your niece give me this prerogative of speech,'--
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH What, what?
+
+MALVOLIO 'You must amend your drunkenness.'
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Out, scab!
+
+FABIAN Nay, patience, or we break the sinews of our plot.
+
+MALVOLIO 'Besides, you waste the treasure of your time with
+ a foolish knight,'--
+
+SIR ANDREW That's me, I warrant you.
+
+MALVOLIO 'One Sir Andrew,'--
+
+SIR ANDREW I knew 'twas I; for many do call me fool.
+
+MALVOLIO What employment have we here?
+
+ [Taking up the letter]
+
+FABIAN Now is the woodcock near the gin.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH O, peace! and the spirit of humour intimate reading
+ aloud to him!
+
+MALVOLIO By my life, this is my lady's hand these be her
+ very C's, her U's and her T's and thus makes she her
+ great P's. It is, in contempt of question, her hand.
+
+SIR ANDREW Her C's, her U's and her T's: why that?
+
+MALVOLIO [Reads] 'To the unknown beloved, this, and my good
+ wishes:'--her very phrases! By your leave, wax.
+ Soft! and the impressure her Lucrece, with which she
+ uses to seal: 'tis my lady. To whom should this be?
+
+FABIAN This wins him, liver and all.
+
+MALVOLIO [Reads]
+
+ Jove knows I love: But who?
+ Lips, do not move;
+ No man must know.
+ 'No man must know.' What follows? the numbers
+ altered! 'No man must know:' if this should be
+ thee, Malvolio?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Marry, hang thee, brock!
+
+MALVOLIO [Reads]
+ I may command where I adore;
+ But silence, like a Lucrece knife,
+ With bloodless stroke my heart doth gore:
+ M, O, A, I, doth sway my life.
+
+FABIAN A fustian riddle!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Excellent wench, say I.
+
+MALVOLIO 'M, O, A, I, doth sway my life.' Nay, but first, let
+ me see, let me see, let me see.
+
+FABIAN What dish o' poison has she dressed him!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH And with what wing the staniel cheques at it!
+
+MALVOLIO 'I may command where I adore.' Why, she may command
+ me: I serve her; she is my lady. Why, this is
+ evident to any formal capacity; there is no
+ obstruction in this: and the end,--what should
+ that alphabetical position portend? If I could make
+ that resemble something in me,--Softly! M, O, A,
+ I,--
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH O, ay, make up that: he is now at a cold scent.
+
+FABIAN Sowter will cry upon't for all this, though it be as
+ rank as a fox.
+
+MALVOLIO M,--Malvolio; M,--why, that begins my name.
+
+FABIAN Did not I say he would work it out? the cur is
+ excellent at faults.
+
+MALVOLIO M,--but then there is no consonancy in the sequel;
+ that suffers under probation A should follow but O does.
+
+FABIAN And O shall end, I hope.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Ay, or I'll cudgel him, and make him cry O!
+
+MALVOLIO And then I comes behind.
+
+FABIAN Ay, an you had any eye behind you, you might see
+ more detraction at your heels than fortunes before
+ you.
+
+MALVOLIO M, O, A, I; this simulation is not as the former: and
+ yet, to crush this a little, it would bow to me, for
+ every one of these letters are in my name. Soft!
+ here follows prose.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'If this fall into thy hand, revolve. In my stars I
+ am above thee; but be not afraid of greatness: some
+ are born great, some achieve greatness, and some
+ have greatness thrust upon 'em. Thy Fates open
+ their hands; let thy blood and spirit embrace them;
+ and, to inure thyself to what thou art like to be,
+ cast thy humble slough and appear fresh. Be
+ opposite with a kinsman, surly with servants; let
+ thy tongue tang arguments of state; put thyself into
+ the trick of singularity: she thus advises thee
+ that sighs for thee. Remember who commended thy
+ yellow stockings, and wished to see thee ever
+ cross-gartered: I say, remember. Go to, thou art
+ made, if thou desirest to be so; if not, let me see
+ thee a steward still, the fellow of servants, and
+ not worthy to touch Fortune's fingers. Farewell.
+ She that would alter services with thee,
+ THE FORTUNATE-UNHAPPY.'
+ Daylight and champaign discovers not more: this is
+ open. I will be proud, I will read politic authors,
+ I will baffle Sir Toby, I will wash off gross
+ acquaintance, I will be point-devise the very man.
+ I do not now fool myself, to let imagination jade
+ me; for every reason excites to this, that my lady
+ loves me. She did commend my yellow stockings of
+ late, she did praise my leg being cross-gartered;
+ and in this she manifests herself to my love, and
+ with a kind of injunction drives me to these habits
+ of her liking. I thank my stars I am happy. I will
+ be strange, stout, in yellow stockings, and
+ cross-gartered, even with the swiftness of putting
+ on. Jove and my stars be praised! Here is yet a
+ postscript.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'Thou canst not choose but know who I am. If thou
+ entertainest my love, let it appear in thy smiling;
+ thy smiles become thee well; therefore in my
+ presence still smile, dear my sweet, I prithee.'
+ Jove, I thank thee: I will smile; I will do
+ everything that thou wilt have me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FABIAN I will not give my part of this sport for a pension
+ of thousands to be paid from the Sophy.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH I could marry this wench for this device.
+
+SIR ANDREW So could I too.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH And ask no other dowry with her but such another jest.
+
+SIR ANDREW Nor I neither.
+
+FABIAN Here comes my noble gull-catcher.
+
+ [Re-enter MARIA]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Wilt thou set thy foot o' my neck?
+
+SIR ANDREW Or o' mine either?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Shall I play my freedom at traytrip, and become thy
+ bond-slave?
+
+SIR ANDREW I' faith, or I either?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Why, thou hast put him in such a dream, that when
+ the image of it leaves him he must run mad.
+
+MARIA Nay, but say true; does it work upon him?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Like aqua-vitae with a midwife.
+
+MARIA If you will then see the fruits of the sport, mark
+ his first approach before my lady: he will come to
+ her in yellow stockings, and 'tis a colour she
+ abhors, and cross-gartered, a fashion she detests;
+ and he will smile upon her, which will now be so
+ unsuitable to her disposition, being addicted to a
+ melancholy as she is, that it cannot but turn him
+ into a notable contempt. If you will see it, follow
+ me.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH To the gates of Tartar, thou most excellent devil of wit!
+
+SIR ANDREW I'll make one too.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I OLIVIA's garden.
+
+
+ [Enter VIOLA, and Clown with a tabour]
+
+VIOLA Save thee, friend, and thy music: dost thou live by
+ thy tabour?
+
+Clown No, sir, I live by the church.
+
+VIOLA Art thou a churchman?
+
+Clown No such matter, sir: I do live by the church; for
+ I do live at my house, and my house doth stand by
+ the church.
+
+VIOLA So thou mayst say, the king lies by a beggar, if a
+ beggar dwell near him; or, the church stands by thy
+ tabour, if thy tabour stand by the church.
+
+Clown You have said, sir. To see this age! A sentence is
+ but a cheveril glove to a good wit: how quickly the
+ wrong side may be turned outward!
+
+VIOLA Nay, that's certain; they that dally nicely with
+ words may quickly make them wanton.
+
+Clown I would, therefore, my sister had had no name, sir.
+
+VIOLA Why, man?
+
+Clown Why, sir, her name's a word; and to dally with that
+ word might make my sister wanton. But indeed words
+ are very rascals since bonds disgraced them.
+
+VIOLA Thy reason, man?
+
+Clown Troth, sir, I can yield you none without words; and
+ words are grown so false, I am loath to prove
+ reason with them.
+
+VIOLA I warrant thou art a merry fellow and carest for nothing.
+
+Clown Not so, sir, I do care for something; but in my
+ conscience, sir, I do not care for you: if that be
+ to care for nothing, sir, I would it would make you invisible.
+
+VIOLA Art not thou the Lady Olivia's fool?
+
+Clown No, indeed, sir; the Lady Olivia has no folly: she
+ will keep no fool, sir, till she be married; and
+ fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to
+ herrings; the husband's the bigger: I am indeed not
+ her fool, but her corrupter of words.
+
+VIOLA I saw thee late at the Count Orsino's.
+
+Clown Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun,
+ it shines every where. I would be sorry, sir, but
+ the fool should be as oft with your master as with
+ my mistress: I think I saw your wisdom there.
+
+VIOLA Nay, an thou pass upon me, I'll no more with thee.
+ Hold, there's expenses for thee.
+
+Clown Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee a beard!
+
+VIOLA By my troth, I'll tell thee, I am almost sick for
+ one;
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ though I would not have it grow on my chin. Is thy
+ lady within?
+
+Clown Would not a pair of these have bred, sir?
+
+VIOLA Yes, being kept together and put to use.
+
+Clown I would play Lord Pandarus of Phrygia, sir, to bring
+ a Cressida to this Troilus.
+
+VIOLA I understand you, sir; 'tis well begged.
+
+Clown The matter, I hope, is not great, sir, begging but
+ a beggar: Cressida was a beggar. My lady is
+ within, sir. I will construe to them whence you
+ come; who you are and what you would are out of my
+ welkin, I might say 'element,' but the word is over-worn.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+VIOLA This fellow is wise enough to play the fool;
+ And to do that well craves a kind of wit:
+ He must observe their mood on whom he jests,
+ The quality of persons, and the time,
+ And, like the haggard, cheque at every feather
+ That comes before his eye. This is a practise
+ As full of labour as a wise man's art
+ For folly that he wisely shows is fit;
+ But wise men, folly-fall'n, quite taint their wit.
+
+ [Enter SIR TOBY BELCH, and SIR ANDREW]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Save you, gentleman.
+
+VIOLA And you, sir.
+
+SIR ANDREW Dieu vous garde, monsieur.
+
+VIOLA Et vous aussi; votre serviteur.
+
+SIR ANDREW I hope, sir, you are; and I am yours.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Will you encounter the house? my niece is desirous
+ you should enter, if your trade be to her.
+
+VIOLA I am bound to your niece, sir; I mean, she is the
+ list of my voyage.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Taste your legs, sir; put them to motion.
+
+VIOLA My legs do better understand me, sir, than I
+ understand what you mean by bidding me taste my legs.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH I mean, to go, sir, to enter.
+
+VIOLA I will answer you with gait and entrance. But we
+ are prevented.
+
+ [Enter OLIVIA and MARIA]
+
+ Most excellent accomplished lady, the heavens rain
+ odours on you!
+
+SIR ANDREW That youth's a rare courtier: 'Rain odours;' well.
+
+VIOLA My matter hath no voice, to your own most pregnant
+ and vouchsafed ear.
+
+SIR ANDREW 'Odours,' 'pregnant' and 'vouchsafed:' I'll get 'em
+ all three all ready.
+
+OLIVIA Let the garden door be shut, and leave me to my hearing.
+
+ [Exeunt SIR TOBY BELCH, SIR ANDREW, and MARIA]
+
+ Give me your hand, sir.
+
+VIOLA My duty, madam, and most humble service.
+
+OLIVIA What is your name?
+
+VIOLA Cesario is your servant's name, fair princess.
+
+OLIVIA My servant, sir! 'Twas never merry world
+ Since lowly feigning was call'd compliment:
+ You're servant to the Count Orsino, youth.
+
+VIOLA And he is yours, and his must needs be yours:
+ Your servant's servant is your servant, madam.
+
+OLIVIA For him, I think not on him: for his thoughts,
+ Would they were blanks, rather than fill'd with me!
+
+VIOLA Madam, I come to whet your gentle thoughts
+ On his behalf.
+
+OLIVIA O, by your leave, I pray you,
+ I bade you never speak again of him:
+ But, would you undertake another suit,
+ I had rather hear you to solicit that
+ Than music from the spheres.
+
+VIOLA Dear lady,--
+
+OLIVIA Give me leave, beseech you. I did send,
+ After the last enchantment you did here,
+ A ring in chase of you: so did I abuse
+ Myself, my servant and, I fear me, you:
+ Under your hard construction must I sit,
+ To force that on you, in a shameful cunning,
+ Which you knew none of yours: what might you think?
+ Have you not set mine honour at the stake
+ And baited it with all the unmuzzled thoughts
+ That tyrannous heart can think? To one of your receiving
+ Enough is shown: a cypress, not a bosom,
+ Hideth my heart. So, let me hear you speak.
+
+VIOLA I pity you.
+
+OLIVIA That's a degree to love.
+
+VIOLA No, not a grize; for 'tis a vulgar proof,
+ That very oft we pity enemies.
+
+OLIVIA Why, then, methinks 'tis time to smile again.
+ O, world, how apt the poor are to be proud!
+ If one should be a prey, how much the better
+ To fall before the lion than the wolf!
+
+ [Clock strikes]
+
+ The clock upbraids me with the waste of time.
+ Be not afraid, good youth, I will not have you:
+ And yet, when wit and youth is come to harvest,
+ Your were is alike to reap a proper man:
+ There lies your way, due west.
+
+VIOLA Then westward-ho! Grace and good disposition
+ Attend your ladyship!
+ You'll nothing, madam, to my lord by me?
+
+OLIVIA Stay:
+ I prithee, tell me what thou thinkest of me.
+
+VIOLA That you do think you are not what you are.
+
+OLIVIA If I think so, I think the same of you.
+
+VIOLA Then think you right: I am not what I am.
+
+OLIVIA I would you were as I would have you be!
+
+VIOLA Would it be better, madam, than I am?
+ I wish it might, for now I am your fool.
+
+OLIVIA O, what a deal of scorn looks beautiful
+ In the contempt and anger of his lip!
+ A murderous guilt shows not itself more soon
+ Than love that would seem hid: love's night is noon.
+ Cesario, by the roses of the spring,
+ By maidhood, honour, truth and every thing,
+ I love thee so, that, maugre all thy pride,
+ Nor wit nor reason can my passion hide.
+ Do not extort thy reasons from this clause,
+ For that I woo, thou therefore hast no cause,
+ But rather reason thus with reason fetter,
+ Love sought is good, but given unsought better.
+
+VIOLA By innocence I swear, and by my youth
+ I have one heart, one bosom and one truth,
+ And that no woman has; nor never none
+ Shall mistress be of it, save I alone.
+ And so adieu, good madam: never more
+ Will I my master's tears to you deplore.
+
+OLIVIA Yet come again; for thou perhaps mayst move
+ That heart, which now abhors, to like his love.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II OLIVIA's house.
+
+
+ [Enter SIR TOBY BELCH, SIR ANDREW, and FABIAN]
+
+SIR ANDREW No, faith, I'll not stay a jot longer.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Thy reason, dear venom, give thy reason.
+
+FABIAN You must needs yield your reason, Sir Andrew.
+
+SIR ANDREW Marry, I saw your niece do more favours to the
+ count's serving-man than ever she bestowed upon me;
+ I saw't i' the orchard.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Did she see thee the while, old boy? tell me that.
+
+SIR ANDREW As plain as I see you now.
+
+FABIAN This was a great argument of love in her toward you.
+
+SIR ANDREW 'Slight, will you make an ass o' me?
+
+FABIAN I will prove it legitimate, sir, upon the oaths of
+ judgment and reason.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH And they have been grand-jury-men since before Noah
+ was a sailor.
+
+FABIAN She did show favour to the youth in your sight only
+ to exasperate you, to awake your dormouse valour, to
+ put fire in your heart and brimstone in your liver.
+ You should then have accosted her; and with some
+ excellent jests, fire-new from the mint, you should
+ have banged the youth into dumbness. This was
+ looked for at your hand, and this was balked: the
+ double gilt of this opportunity you let time wash
+ off, and you are now sailed into the north of my
+ lady's opinion; where you will hang like an icicle
+ on a Dutchman's beard, unless you do redeem it by
+ some laudable attempt either of valour or policy.
+
+SIR ANDREW An't be any way, it must be with valour; for policy
+ I hate: I had as lief be a Brownist as a
+ politician.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Why, then, build me thy fortunes upon the basis of
+ valour. Challenge me the count's youth to fight
+ with him; hurt him in eleven places: my niece shall
+ take note of it; and assure thyself, there is no
+ love-broker in the world can more prevail in man's
+ commendation with woman than report of valour.
+
+FABIAN There is no way but this, Sir Andrew.
+
+SIR ANDREW Will either of you bear me a challenge to him?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief;
+ it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun
+ of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink:
+ if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be
+ amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy sheet of
+ paper, although the sheet were big enough for the
+ bed of Ware in England, set 'em down: go, about it.
+ Let there be gall enough in thy ink, though thou
+ write with a goose-pen, no matter: about it.
+
+SIR ANDREW Where shall I find you?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH We'll call thee at the cubiculo: go.
+
+ [Exit SIR ANDREW]
+
+FABIAN This is a dear manikin to you, Sir Toby.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH I have been dear to him, lad, some two thousand
+ strong, or so.
+
+FABIAN We shall have a rare letter from him: but you'll
+ not deliver't?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Never trust me, then; and by all means stir on the
+ youth to an answer. I think oxen and wainropes
+ cannot hale them together. For Andrew, if he were
+ opened, and you find so much blood in his liver as
+ will clog the foot of a flea, I'll eat the rest of
+ the anatomy.
+
+FABIAN And his opposite, the youth, bears in his visage no
+ great presage of cruelty.
+
+ [Enter MARIA]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Look, where the youngest wren of nine comes.
+
+MARIA If you desire the spleen, and will laugh yourself
+ into stitches, follow me. Yond gull Malvolio is
+ turned heathen, a very renegado; for there is no
+ Christian, that means to be saved by believing
+ rightly, can ever believe such impossible passages
+ of grossness. He's in yellow stockings.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH And cross-gartered?
+
+MARIA Most villanously; like a pedant that keeps a school
+ i' the church. I have dogged him, like his
+ murderer. He does obey every point of the letter
+ that I dropped to betray him: he does smile his
+ face into more lines than is in the new map with the
+ augmentation of the Indies: you have not seen such
+ a thing as 'tis. I can hardly forbear hurling things
+ at him. I know my lady will strike him: if she do,
+ he'll smile and take't for a great favour.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Come, bring us, bring us where he is.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III A street.
+
+
+ [Enter SEBASTIAN and ANTONIO]
+
+SEBASTIAN I would not by my will have troubled you;
+ But, since you make your pleasure of your pains,
+ I will no further chide you.
+
+ANTONIO I could not stay behind you: my desire,
+ More sharp than filed steel, did spur me forth;
+ And not all love to see you, though so much
+ As might have drawn one to a longer voyage,
+ But jealousy what might befall your travel,
+ Being skilless in these parts; which to a stranger,
+ Unguided and unfriended, often prove
+ Rough and unhospitable: my willing love,
+ The rather by these arguments of fear,
+ Set forth in your pursuit.
+
+SEBASTIAN My kind Antonio,
+ I can no other answer make but thanks,
+ And thanks; and ever [ ] oft good turns
+ Are shuffled off with such uncurrent pay:
+ But, were my worth as is my conscience firm,
+ You should find better dealing. What's to do?
+ Shall we go see the reliques of this town?
+
+ANTONIO To-morrow, sir: best first go see your lodging.
+
+SEBASTIAN I am not weary, and 'tis long to night:
+ I pray you, let us satisfy our eyes
+ With the memorials and the things of fame
+ That do renown this city.
+
+ANTONIO Would you'ld pardon me;
+ I do not without danger walk these streets:
+ Once, in a sea-fight, 'gainst the count his galleys
+ I did some service; of such note indeed,
+ That were I ta'en here it would scarce be answer'd.
+
+SEBASTIAN Belike you slew great number of his people.
+
+ANTONIO The offence is not of such a bloody nature;
+ Albeit the quality of the time and quarrel
+ Might well have given us bloody argument.
+ It might have since been answer'd in repaying
+ What we took from them; which, for traffic's sake,
+ Most of our city did: only myself stood out;
+ For which, if I be lapsed in this place,
+ I shall pay dear.
+
+SEBASTIAN Do not then walk too open.
+
+ANTONIO It doth not fit me. Hold, sir, here's my purse.
+ In the south suburbs, at the Elephant,
+ Is best to lodge: I will bespeak our diet,
+ Whiles you beguile the time and feed your knowledge
+ With viewing of the town: there shall you have me.
+
+SEBASTIAN Why I your purse?
+
+ANTONIO Haply your eye shall light upon some toy
+ You have desire to purchase; and your store,
+ I think, is not for idle markets, sir.
+
+SEBASTIAN I'll be your purse-bearer and leave you
+ For an hour.
+
+ANTONIO To the Elephant.
+
+SEBASTIAN I do remember.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV OLIVIA's garden.
+
+
+ [Enter OLIVIA and MARIA]
+
+OLIVIA I have sent after him: he says he'll come;
+ How shall I feast him? what bestow of him?
+ For youth is bought more oft than begg'd or borrow'd.
+ I speak too loud.
+ Where is Malvolio? he is sad and civil,
+ And suits well for a servant with my fortunes:
+ Where is Malvolio?
+
+MARIA He's coming, madam; but in very strange manner. He
+ is, sure, possessed, madam.
+
+OLIVIA Why, what's the matter? does he rave?
+
+MARIA No. madam, he does nothing but smile: your
+ ladyship were best to have some guard about you, if
+ he come; for, sure, the man is tainted in's wits.
+
+OLIVIA Go call him hither.
+
+ [Exit MARIA]
+
+ I am as mad as he,
+ If sad and merry madness equal be.
+
+ [Re-enter MARIA, with MALVOLIO]
+
+ How now, Malvolio!
+
+MALVOLIO Sweet lady, ho, ho.
+
+OLIVIA Smilest thou?
+ I sent for thee upon a sad occasion.
+
+MALVOLIO Sad, lady! I could be sad: this does make some
+ obstruction in the blood, this cross-gartering; but
+ what of that? if it please the eye of one, it is
+ with me as the very true sonnet is, 'Please one, and
+ please all.'
+
+OLIVIA Why, how dost thou, man? what is the matter with thee?
+
+MALVOLIO Not black in my mind, though yellow in my legs. It
+ did come to his hands, and commands shall be
+ executed: I think we do know the sweet Roman hand.
+
+OLIVIA Wilt thou go to bed, Malvolio?
+
+MALVOLIO To bed! ay, sweet-heart, and I'll come to thee.
+
+OLIVIA God comfort thee! Why dost thou smile so and kiss
+ thy hand so oft?
+
+MARIA How do you, Malvolio?
+
+MALVOLIO At your request! yes; nightingales answer daws.
+
+MARIA Why appear you with this ridiculous boldness before my lady?
+
+MALVOLIO 'Be not afraid of greatness:' 'twas well writ.
+
+OLIVIA What meanest thou by that, Malvolio?
+
+MALVOLIO 'Some are born great,'--
+
+OLIVIA Ha!
+
+MALVOLIO 'Some achieve greatness,'--
+
+OLIVIA What sayest thou?
+
+MALVOLIO 'And some have greatness thrust upon them.'
+
+OLIVIA Heaven restore thee!
+
+MALVOLIO 'Remember who commended thy yellow stockings,'--
+
+OLIVIA Thy yellow stockings!
+
+MALVOLIO 'And wished to see thee cross-gartered.'
+
+OLIVIA Cross-gartered!
+
+MALVOLIO 'Go to thou art made, if thou desirest to be so;'--
+
+OLIVIA Am I made?
+
+MALVOLIO 'If not, let me see thee a servant still.'
+
+OLIVIA Why, this is very midsummer madness.
+
+ [Enter Servant]
+
+Servant Madam, the young gentleman of the Count Orsino's is
+ returned: I could hardly entreat him back: he
+ attends your ladyship's pleasure.
+
+OLIVIA I'll come to him.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+ Good Maria, let this fellow be looked to. Where's
+ my cousin Toby? Let some of my people have a special
+ care of him: I would not have him miscarry for the
+ half of my dowry.
+
+ [Exeunt OLIVIA and MARIA]
+
+MALVOLIO O, ho! do you come near me now? no worse man than
+ Sir Toby to look to me! This concurs directly with
+ the letter: she sends him on purpose, that I may
+ appear stubborn to him; for she incites me to that
+ in the letter. 'Cast thy humble slough,' says she;
+ 'be opposite with a kinsman, surly with servants;
+ let thy tongue tang with arguments of state; put
+ thyself into the trick of singularity;' and
+ consequently sets down the manner how; as, a sad
+ face, a reverend carriage, a slow tongue, in the
+ habit of some sir of note, and so forth. I have
+ limed her; but it is Jove's doing, and Jove make me
+ thankful! And when she went away now, 'Let this
+ fellow be looked to:' fellow! not Malvolio, nor
+ after my degree, but fellow. Why, every thing
+ adheres together, that no dram of a scruple, no
+ scruple of a scruple, no obstacle, no incredulous
+ or unsafe circumstance--What can be said? Nothing
+ that can be can come between me and the full
+ prospect of my hopes. Well, Jove, not I, is the
+ doer of this, and he is to be thanked.
+
+ [Re-enter MARIA, with SIR TOBY BELCH and FABIAN]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Which way is he, in the name of sanctity? If all
+ the devils of hell be drawn in little, and Legion
+ himself possessed him, yet I'll speak to him.
+
+FABIAN Here he is, here he is. How is't with you, sir?
+ how is't with you, man?
+
+MALVOLIO Go off; I discard you: let me enjoy my private: go
+ off.
+
+MARIA Lo, how hollow the fiend speaks within him! did not
+ I tell you? Sir Toby, my lady prays you to have a
+ care of him.
+
+MALVOLIO Ah, ha! does she so?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Go to, go to; peace, peace; we must deal gently
+ with him: let me alone. How do you, Malvolio? how
+ is't with you? What, man! defy the devil:
+ consider, he's an enemy to mankind.
+
+MALVOLIO Do you know what you say?
+
+MARIA La you, an you speak ill of the devil, how he takes
+ it at heart! Pray God, he be not bewitched!
+
+FABIAN Carry his water to the wise woman.
+
+MARIA Marry, and it shall be done to-morrow morning, if I
+ live. My lady would not lose him for more than I'll say.
+
+MALVOLIO How now, mistress!
+
+MARIA O Lord!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Prithee, hold thy peace; this is not the way: do
+ you not see you move him? let me alone with him.
+
+FABIAN No way but gentleness; gently, gently: the fiend is
+ rough, and will not be roughly used.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Why, how now, my bawcock! how dost thou, chuck?
+
+MALVOLIO Sir!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Ay, Biddy, come with me. What, man! 'tis not for
+ gravity to play at cherry-pit with Satan: hang
+ him, foul collier!
+
+MARIA Get him to say his prayers, good Sir Toby, get him to pray.
+
+MALVOLIO My prayers, minx!
+
+MARIA No, I warrant you, he will not hear of godliness.
+
+MALVOLIO Go, hang yourselves all! you are idle shallow
+ things: I am not of your element: you shall know
+ more hereafter.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Is't possible?
+
+FABIAN If this were played upon a stage now, I could
+ condemn it as an improbable fiction.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH His very genius hath taken the infection of the device, man.
+
+MARIA Nay, pursue him now, lest the device take air and taint.
+
+FABIAN Why, we shall make him mad indeed.
+
+MARIA The house will be the quieter.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Come, we'll have him in a dark room and bound. My
+ niece is already in the belief that he's mad: we
+ may carry it thus, for our pleasure and his penance,
+ till our very pastime, tired out of breath, prompt
+ us to have mercy on him: at which time we will
+ bring the device to the bar and crown thee for a
+ finder of madmen. But see, but see.
+
+ [Enter SIR ANDREW]
+
+FABIAN More matter for a May morning.
+
+SIR ANDREW Here's the challenge, read it: warrant there's
+ vinegar and pepper in't.
+
+FABIAN Is't so saucy?
+
+SIR ANDREW Ay, is't, I warrant him: do but read.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Give me.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'Youth, whatsoever thou art, thou art but a scurvy fellow.'
+
+FABIAN Good, and valiant.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH [Reads] 'Wonder not, nor admire not in thy mind,
+ why I do call thee so, for I will show thee no reason for't.'
+
+FABIAN A good note; that keeps you from the blow of the law.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH [Reads] 'Thou comest to the lady Olivia, and in my
+ sight she uses thee kindly: but thou liest in thy
+ throat; that is not the matter I challenge thee for.'
+
+FABIAN Very brief, and to exceeding good sense--less.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH [Reads] 'I will waylay thee going home; where if it
+ be thy chance to kill me,'--
+
+FABIAN Good.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH [Reads] 'Thou killest me like a rogue and a villain.'
+
+FABIAN Still you keep o' the windy side of the law: good.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH [Reads] 'Fare thee well; and God have mercy upon
+ one of our souls! He may have mercy upon mine; but
+ my hope is better, and so look to thyself. Thy
+ friend, as thou usest him, and thy sworn enemy,
+ ANDREW AGUECHEEK.
+ If this letter move him not, his legs cannot:
+ I'll give't him.
+
+MARIA You may have very fit occasion for't: he is now in
+ some commerce with my lady, and will by and by depart.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Go, Sir Andrew: scout me for him at the corner the
+ orchard like a bum-baily: so soon as ever thou seest
+ him, draw; and, as thou drawest swear horrible; for
+ it comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a
+ swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood
+ more approbation than ever proof itself would have
+ earned him. Away!
+
+SIR ANDREW Nay, let me alone for swearing.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Now will not I deliver his letter: for the behavior
+ of the young gentleman gives him out to be of good
+ capacity and breeding; his employment between his
+ lord and my niece confirms no less: therefore this
+ letter, being so excellently ignorant, will breed no
+ terror in the youth: he will find it comes from a
+ clodpole. But, sir, I will deliver his challenge by
+ word of mouth; set upon Aguecheek a notable report
+ of valour; and drive the gentleman, as I know his
+ youth will aptly receive it, into a most hideous
+ opinion of his rage, skill, fury and impetuosity.
+ This will so fright them both that they will kill
+ one another by the look, like cockatrices.
+
+ [Re-enter OLIVIA, with VIOLA]
+
+FABIAN Here he comes with your niece: give them way till
+ he take leave, and presently after him.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH I will meditate the while upon some horrid message
+ for a challenge.
+
+ [Exeunt SIR TOBY BELCH, FABIAN, and MARIA]
+
+OLIVIA I have said too much unto a heart of stone
+ And laid mine honour too unchary out:
+ There's something in me that reproves my fault;
+ But such a headstrong potent fault it is,
+ That it but mocks reproof.
+
+VIOLA With the same 'havior that your passion bears
+ Goes on my master's grief.
+
+OLIVIA Here, wear this jewel for me, 'tis my picture;
+ Refuse it not; it hath no tongue to vex you;
+ And I beseech you come again to-morrow.
+ What shall you ask of me that I'll deny,
+ That honour saved may upon asking give?
+
+VIOLA Nothing but this; your true love for my master.
+
+OLIVIA How with mine honour may I give him that
+ Which I have given to you?
+
+VIOLA I will acquit you.
+
+OLIVIA Well, come again to-morrow: fare thee well:
+ A fiend like thee might bear my soul to hell.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter SIR TOBY BELCH and FABIAN]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Gentleman, God save thee.
+
+VIOLA And you, sir.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH That defence thou hast, betake thee to't: of what
+ nature the wrongs are thou hast done him, I know
+ not; but thy intercepter, full of despite, bloody as
+ the hunter, attends thee at the orchard-end:
+ dismount thy tuck, be yare in thy preparation, for
+ thy assailant is quick, skilful and deadly.
+
+VIOLA You mistake, sir; I am sure no man hath any quarrel
+ to me: my remembrance is very free and clear from
+ any image of offence done to any man.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH You'll find it otherwise, I assure you: therefore,
+ if you hold your life at any price, betake you to
+ your guard; for your opposite hath in him what
+ youth, strength, skill and wrath can furnish man withal.
+
+VIOLA I pray you, sir, what is he?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH He is knight, dubbed with unhatched rapier and on
+ carpet consideration; but he is a devil in private
+ brawl: souls and bodies hath he divorced three; and
+ his incensement at this moment is so implacable,
+ that satisfaction can be none but by pangs of death
+ and sepulchre. Hob, nob, is his word; give't or take't.
+
+VIOLA I will return again into the house and desire some
+ conduct of the lady. I am no fighter. I have heard
+ of some kind of men that put quarrels purposely on
+ others, to taste their valour: belike this is a man
+ of that quirk.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Sir, no; his indignation derives itself out of a
+ very competent injury: therefore, get you on and
+ give him his desire. Back you shall not to the
+ house, unless you undertake that with me which with
+ as much safety you might answer him: therefore, on,
+ or strip your sword stark naked; for meddle you
+ must, that's certain, or forswear to wear iron about you.
+
+VIOLA This is as uncivil as strange. I beseech you, do me
+ this courteous office, as to know of the knight what
+ my offence to him is: it is something of my
+ negligence, nothing of my purpose.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH I will do so. Signior Fabian, stay you by this
+ gentleman till my return.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+VIOLA Pray you, sir, do you know of this matter?
+
+FABIAN I know the knight is incensed against you, even to a
+ mortal arbitrement; but nothing of the circumstance more.
+
+VIOLA I beseech you, what manner of man is he?
+
+FABIAN Nothing of that wonderful promise, to read him by
+ his form, as you are like to find him in the proof
+ of his valour. He is, indeed, sir, the most skilful,
+ bloody and fatal opposite that you could possibly
+ have found in any part of Illyria. Will you walk
+ towards him? I will make your peace with him if I
+ can.
+
+VIOLA I shall be much bound to you for't: I am one that
+ had rather go with sir priest than sir knight: I
+ care not who knows so much of my mettle.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Re-enter SIR TOBY BELCH, with SIR ANDREW]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Why, man, he's a very devil; I have not seen such a
+ firago. I had a pass with him, rapier, scabbard and
+ all, and he gives me the stuck in with such a mortal
+ motion, that it is inevitable; and on the answer, he
+ pays you as surely as your feet hit the ground they
+ step on. They say he has been fencer to the Sophy.
+
+SIR ANDREW Pox on't, I'll not meddle with him.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Ay, but he will not now be pacified: Fabian can
+ scarce hold him yonder.
+
+SIR ANDREW Plague on't, an I thought he had been valiant and so
+ cunning in fence, I'ld have seen him damned ere I'ld
+ have challenged him. Let him let the matter slip,
+ and I'll give him my horse, grey Capilet.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH I'll make the motion: stand here, make a good show
+ on't: this shall end without the perdition of souls.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ Marry, I'll ride your horse as well as I ride you.
+
+ [Re-enter FABIAN and VIOLA]
+
+ [To FABIAN]
+
+ I have his horse to take up the quarrel:
+ I have persuaded him the youth's a devil.
+
+FABIAN He is as horribly conceited of him; and pants and
+ looks pale, as if a bear were at his heels.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH [To VIOLA] There's no remedy, sir; he will fight
+ with you for's oath sake: marry, he hath better
+ bethought him of his quarrel, and he finds that now
+ scarce to be worth talking of: therefore draw, for
+ the supportance of his vow; he protests he will not hurt you.
+
+VIOLA [Aside] Pray God defend me! A little thing would
+ make me tell them how much I lack of a man.
+
+FABIAN Give ground, if you see him furious.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Come, Sir Andrew, there's no remedy; the gentleman
+ will, for his honour's sake, have one bout with you;
+ he cannot by the duello avoid it: but he has
+ promised me, as he is a gentleman and a soldier, he
+ will not hurt you. Come on; to't.
+
+SIR ANDREW Pray God, he keep his oath!
+
+VIOLA I do assure you, 'tis against my will.
+
+ [They draw]
+
+ [Enter ANTONIO]
+
+ANTONIO Put up your sword. If this young gentleman
+ Have done offence, I take the fault on me:
+ If you offend him, I for him defy you.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH You, sir! why, what are you?
+
+ANTONIO One, sir, that for his love dares yet do more
+ Than you have heard him brag to you he will.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Nay, if you be an undertaker, I am for you.
+
+ [They draw]
+
+ [Enter Officers]
+
+FABIAN O good Sir Toby, hold! here come the officers.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH I'll be with you anon.
+
+VIOLA Pray, sir, put your sword up, if you please.
+
+SIR ANDREW Marry, will I, sir; and, for that I promised you,
+ I'll be as good as my word: he will bear you easily
+ and reins well.
+
+First Officer This is the man; do thy office.
+
+Second Officer Antonio, I arrest thee at the suit of Count Orsino.
+
+ANTONIO You do mistake me, sir.
+
+First Officer No, sir, no jot; I know your favour well,
+ Though now you have no sea-cap on your head.
+ Take him away: he knows I know him well.
+
+ANTONIO I must obey.
+
+ [To VIOLA]
+
+ This comes with seeking you:
+ But there's no remedy; I shall answer it.
+ What will you do, now my necessity
+ Makes me to ask you for my purse? It grieves me
+ Much more for what I cannot do for you
+ Than what befalls myself. You stand amazed;
+ But be of comfort.
+
+Second Officer Come, sir, away.
+
+ANTONIO I must entreat of you some of that money.
+
+VIOLA What money, sir?
+ For the fair kindness you have show'd me here,
+ And, part, being prompted by your present trouble,
+ Out of my lean and low ability
+ I'll lend you something: my having is not much;
+ I'll make division of my present with you:
+ Hold, there's half my coffer.
+
+ANTONIO Will you deny me now?
+ Is't possible that my deserts to you
+ Can lack persuasion? Do not tempt my misery,
+ Lest that it make me so unsound a man
+ As to upbraid you with those kindnesses
+ That I have done for you.
+
+VIOLA I know of none;
+ Nor know I you by voice or any feature:
+ I hate ingratitude more in a man
+ Than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness,
+ Or any taint of vice whose strong corruption
+ Inhabits our frail blood.
+
+ANTONIO O heavens themselves!
+
+Second Officer Come, sir, I pray you, go.
+
+ANTONIO Let me speak a little. This youth that you see here
+ I snatch'd one half out of the jaws of death,
+ Relieved him with such sanctity of love,
+ And to his image, which methought did promise
+ Most venerable worth, did I devotion.
+
+First Officer What's that to us? The time goes by: away!
+
+ANTONIO But O how vile an idol proves this god
+ Thou hast, Sebastian, done good feature shame.
+ In nature there's no blemish but the mind;
+ None can be call'd deform'd but the unkind:
+ Virtue is beauty, but the beauteous evil
+ Are empty trunks o'erflourish'd by the devil.
+
+First Officer The man grows mad: away with him! Come, come, sir.
+
+ANTONIO Lead me on.
+
+ [Exit with Officers]
+
+VIOLA Methinks his words do from such passion fly,
+ That he believes himself: so do not I.
+ Prove true, imagination, O, prove true,
+ That I, dear brother, be now ta'en for you!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Come hither, knight; come hither, Fabian: we'll
+ whisper o'er a couplet or two of most sage saws.
+
+VIOLA He named Sebastian: I my brother know
+ Yet living in my glass; even such and so
+ In favour was my brother, and he went
+ Still in this fashion, colour, ornament,
+ For him I imitate: O, if it prove,
+ Tempests are kind and salt waves fresh in love.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH A very dishonest paltry boy, and more a coward than
+ a hare: his dishonesty appears in leaving his
+ friend here in necessity and denying him; and for
+ his cowardship, ask Fabian.
+
+FABIAN A coward, a most devout coward, religious in it.
+
+SIR ANDREW 'Slid, I'll after him again and beat him.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Do; cuff him soundly, but never draw thy sword.
+
+SIR ANDREW An I do not,--
+
+FABIAN Come, let's see the event.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH I dare lay any money 'twill be nothing yet.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before OLIVIA's house.
+
+
+ [Enter SEBASTIAN and Clown]
+
+Clown Will you make me believe that I am not sent for you?
+
+SEBASTIAN Go to, go to, thou art a foolish fellow:
+ Let me be clear of thee.
+
+Clown Well held out, i' faith! No, I do not know you; nor
+ I am not sent to you by my lady, to bid you come
+ speak with her; nor your name is not Master Cesario;
+ nor this is not my nose neither. Nothing that is so is so.
+
+SEBASTIAN I prithee, vent thy folly somewhere else: Thou
+ know'st not me.
+
+Clown Vent my folly! he has heard that word of some
+ great man and now applies it to a fool. Vent my
+ folly! I am afraid this great lubber, the world,
+ will prove a cockney. I prithee now, ungird thy
+ strangeness and tell me what I shall vent to my
+ lady: shall I vent to her that thou art coming?
+
+SEBASTIAN I prithee, foolish Greek, depart from me: There's
+ money for thee: if you tarry longer, I shall give
+ worse payment.
+
+Clown By my troth, thou hast an open hand. These wise men
+ that give fools money get themselves a good
+ report--after fourteen years' purchase.
+
+ [Enter SIR ANDREW, SIR TOBY BELCH, and FABIAN]
+
+SIR ANDREW Now, sir, have I met you again? there's for you.
+
+SEBASTIAN Why, there's for thee, and there, and there. Are all
+ the people mad?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Hold, sir, or I'll throw your dagger o'er the house.
+
+Clown This will I tell my lady straight: I would not be
+ in some of your coats for two pence.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Come on, sir; hold.
+
+SIR ANDREW Nay, let him alone: I'll go another way to work
+ with him; I'll have an action of battery against
+ him, if there be any law in Illyria: though I
+ struck him first, yet it's no matter for that.
+
+SEBASTIAN Let go thy hand.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Come, sir, I will not let you go. Come, my young
+ soldier, put up your iron: you are well fleshed; come on.
+
+SEBASTIAN I will be free from thee. What wouldst thou now? If
+ thou darest tempt me further, draw thy sword.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH What, what? Nay, then I must have an ounce or two
+ of this malapert blood from you.
+
+ [Enter OLIVIA]
+
+OLIVIA Hold, Toby; on thy life I charge thee, hold!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Madam!
+
+OLIVIA Will it be ever thus? Ungracious wretch,
+ Fit for the mountains and the barbarous caves,
+ Where manners ne'er were preach'd! out of my sight!
+ Be not offended, dear Cesario.
+ Rudesby, be gone!
+
+ [Exeunt SIR TOBY BELCH, SIR ANDREW, and FABIAN]
+
+ I prithee, gentle friend,
+ Let thy fair wisdom, not thy passion, sway
+ In this uncivil and thou unjust extent
+ Against thy peace. Go with me to my house,
+ And hear thou there how many fruitless pranks
+ This ruffian hath botch'd up, that thou thereby
+ Mayst smile at this: thou shalt not choose but go:
+ Do not deny. Beshrew his soul for me,
+ He started one poor heart of mine in thee.
+
+SEBASTIAN What relish is in this? how runs the stream?
+ Or I am mad, or else this is a dream:
+ Let fancy still my sense in Lethe steep;
+ If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep!
+
+OLIVIA Nay, come, I prithee; would thou'ldst be ruled by me!
+
+SEBASTIAN Madam, I will.
+
+OLIVIA O, say so, and so be!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II OLIVIA's house.
+
+
+ [Enter MARIA and Clown]
+
+MARIA Nay, I prithee, put on this gown and this beard;
+ make him believe thou art Sir Topas the curate: do
+ it quickly; I'll call Sir Toby the whilst.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Clown Well, I'll put it on, and I will dissemble myself
+ in't; and I would I were the first that ever
+ dissembled in such a gown. I am not tall enough to
+ become the function well, nor lean enough to be
+ thought a good student; but to be said an honest man
+ and a good housekeeper goes as fairly as to say a
+ careful man and a great scholar. The competitors enter.
+
+ [Enter SIR TOBY BELCH and MARIA]
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Jove bless thee, master Parson.
+
+Clown Bonos dies, Sir Toby: for, as the old hermit of
+ Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily
+ said to a niece of King Gorboduc, 'That that is is;'
+ so I, being Master Parson, am Master Parson; for,
+ what is 'that' but 'that,' and 'is' but 'is'?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH To him, Sir Topas.
+
+Clown What, ho, I say! peace in this prison!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH The knave counterfeits well; a good knave.
+
+MALVOLIO [Within] Who calls there?
+
+Clown Sir Topas the curate, who comes to visit Malvolio
+ the lunatic.
+
+MALVOLIO Sir Topas, Sir Topas, good Sir Topas, go to my lady.
+
+Clown Out, hyperbolical fiend! how vexest thou this man!
+ talkest thou nothing but of ladies?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Well said, Master Parson.
+
+MALVOLIO Sir Topas, never was man thus wronged: good Sir
+ Topas, do not think I am mad: they have laid me
+ here in hideous darkness.
+
+Clown Fie, thou dishonest Satan! I call thee by the most
+ modest terms; for I am one of those gentle ones
+ that will use the devil himself with courtesy:
+ sayest thou that house is dark?
+
+MALVOLIO As hell, Sir Topas.
+
+Clown Why it hath bay windows transparent as barricadoes,
+ and the clearstores toward the south north are as
+ lustrous as ebony; and yet complainest thou of
+ obstruction?
+
+MALVOLIO I am not mad, Sir Topas: I say to you, this house is dark.
+
+Clown Madman, thou errest: I say, there is no darkness
+ but ignorance; in which thou art more puzzled than
+ the Egyptians in their fog.
+
+MALVOLIO I say, this house is as dark as ignorance, though
+ ignorance were as dark as hell; and I say, there
+ was never man thus abused. I am no more mad than you
+ are: make the trial of it in any constant question.
+
+Clown What is the opinion of Pythagoras concerning wild fowl?
+
+MALVOLIO That the soul of our grandam might haply inhabit a bird.
+
+Clown What thinkest thou of his opinion?
+
+MALVOLIO I think nobly of the soul, and no way approve his opinion.
+
+Clown Fare thee well. Remain thou still in darkness:
+ thou shalt hold the opinion of Pythagoras ere I will
+ allow of thy wits, and fear to kill a woodcock, lest
+ thou dispossess the soul of thy grandam. Fare thee well.
+
+MALVOLIO Sir Topas, Sir Topas!
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH My most exquisite Sir Topas!
+
+Clown Nay, I am for all waters.
+
+MARIA Thou mightst have done this without thy beard and
+ gown: he sees thee not.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH To him in thine own voice, and bring me word how
+ thou findest him: I would we were well rid of this
+ knavery. If he may be conveniently delivered, I
+ would he were, for I am now so far in offence with
+ my niece that I cannot pursue with any safety this
+ sport to the upshot. Come by and by to my chamber.
+
+ [Exeunt SIR TOBY BELCH and MARIA]
+
+Clown [Singing]
+
+ 'Hey, Robin, jolly Robin,
+ Tell me how thy lady does.'
+
+MALVOLIO Fool!
+
+Clown 'My lady is unkind, perdy.'
+
+MALVOLIO Fool!
+
+Clown 'Alas, why is she so?'
+
+MALVOLIO Fool, I say!
+
+Clown 'She loves another'--Who calls, ha?
+
+MALVOLIO Good fool, as ever thou wilt deserve well at my
+ hand, help me to a candle, and pen, ink and paper:
+ as I am a gentleman, I will live to be thankful to
+ thee for't.
+
+Clown Master Malvolio?
+
+MALVOLIO Ay, good fool.
+
+Clown Alas, sir, how fell you besides your five wits?
+
+MALVOLIO Fool, there was never a man so notoriously abused: I
+ am as well in my wits, fool, as thou art.
+
+Clown But as well? then you are mad indeed, if you be no
+ better in your wits than a fool.
+
+MALVOLIO They have here propertied me; keep me in darkness,
+ send ministers to me, asses, and do all they can to
+ face me out of my wits.
+
+Clown Advise you what you say; the minister is here.
+ Malvolio, Malvolio, thy wits the heavens restore!
+ endeavour thyself to sleep, and leave thy vain
+ bibble babble.
+
+MALVOLIO Sir Topas!
+
+Clown Maintain no words with him, good fellow. Who, I,
+ sir? not I, sir. God be wi' you, good Sir Topas.
+ Merry, amen. I will, sir, I will.
+
+MALVOLIO Fool, fool, fool, I say!
+
+Clown Alas, sir, be patient. What say you sir? I am
+ shent for speaking to you.
+
+MALVOLIO Good fool, help me to some light and some paper: I
+ tell thee, I am as well in my wits as any man in Illyria.
+
+Clown Well-a-day that you were, sir
+
+MALVOLIO By this hand, I am. Good fool, some ink, paper and
+ light; and convey what I will set down to my lady:
+ it shall advantage thee more than ever the bearing
+ of letter did.
+
+Clown I will help you to't. But tell me true, are you
+ not mad indeed? or do you but counterfeit?
+
+MALVOLIO Believe me, I am not; I tell thee true.
+
+Clown Nay, I'll ne'er believe a madman till I see his
+ brains. I will fetch you light and paper and ink.
+
+MALVOLIO Fool, I'll requite it in the highest degree: I
+ prithee, be gone.
+
+Clown [Singing]
+
+ I am gone, sir,
+ And anon, sir,
+ I'll be with you again,
+ In a trice,
+ Like to the old Vice,
+ Your need to sustain;
+ Who, with dagger of lath,
+ In his rage and his wrath,
+ Cries, ah, ha! to the devil:
+ Like a mad lad,
+ Pare thy nails, dad;
+ Adieu, good man devil.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III OLIVIA's garden.
+
+
+ [Enter SEBASTIAN]
+
+SEBASTIAN This is the air; that is the glorious sun;
+ This pearl she gave me, I do feel't and see't;
+ And though 'tis wonder that enwraps me thus,
+ Yet 'tis not madness. Where's Antonio, then?
+ I could not find him at the Elephant:
+ Yet there he was; and there I found this credit,
+ That he did range the town to seek me out.
+ His counsel now might do me golden service;
+ For though my soul disputes well with my sense,
+ That this may be some error, but no madness,
+ Yet doth this accident and flood of fortune
+ So far exceed all instance, all discourse,
+ That I am ready to distrust mine eyes
+ And wrangle with my reason that persuades me
+ To any other trust but that I am mad
+ Or else the lady's mad; yet, if 'twere so,
+ She could not sway her house, command her followers,
+ Take and give back affairs and their dispatch
+ With such a smooth, discreet and stable bearing
+ As I perceive she does: there's something in't
+ That is deceiveable. But here the lady comes.
+
+ [Enter OLIVIA and Priest]
+
+OLIVIA Blame not this haste of mine. If you mean well,
+ Now go with me and with this holy man
+ Into the chantry by: there, before him,
+ And underneath that consecrated roof,
+ Plight me the full assurance of your faith;
+ That my most jealous and too doubtful soul
+ May live at peace. He shall conceal it
+ Whiles you are willing it shall come to note,
+ What time we will our celebration keep
+ According to my birth. What do you say?
+
+SEBASTIAN I'll follow this good man, and go with you;
+ And, having sworn truth, ever will be true.
+
+OLIVIA Then lead the way, good father; and heavens so shine,
+ That they may fairly note this act of mine!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TWELFTH NIGHT
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before OLIVIA's house.
+
+
+ [Enter Clown and FABIAN]
+
+FABIAN Now, as thou lovest me, let me see his letter.
+
+Clown Good Master Fabian, grant me another request.
+
+FABIAN Any thing.
+
+Clown Do not desire to see this letter.
+
+FABIAN This is, to give a dog, and in recompense desire my
+ dog again.
+
+ [Enter DUKE ORSINO, VIOLA, CURIO, and Lords]
+
+DUKE ORSINO Belong you to the Lady Olivia, friends?
+
+Clown Ay, sir; we are some of her trappings.
+
+DUKE ORSINO I know thee well; how dost thou, my good fellow?
+
+Clown Truly, sir, the better for my foes and the worse
+ for my friends.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Just the contrary; the better for thy friends.
+
+Clown No, sir, the worse.
+
+DUKE ORSINO How can that be?
+
+Clown Marry, sir, they praise me and make an ass of me;
+ now my foes tell me plainly I am an ass: so that by
+ my foes, sir I profit in the knowledge of myself,
+ and by my friends, I am abused: so that,
+ conclusions to be as kisses, if your four negatives
+ make your two affirmatives why then, the worse for
+ my friends and the better for my foes.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Why, this is excellent.
+
+Clown By my troth, sir, no; though it please you to be
+ one of my friends.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Thou shalt not be the worse for me: there's gold.
+
+Clown But that it would be double-dealing, sir, I would
+ you could make it another.
+
+DUKE ORSINO O, you give me ill counsel.
+
+Clown Put your grace in your pocket, sir, for this once,
+ and let your flesh and blood obey it.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Well, I will be so much a sinner, to be a
+ double-dealer: there's another.
+
+Clown Primo, secundo, tertio, is a good play; and the old
+ saying is, the third pays for all: the triplex,
+ sir, is a good tripping measure; or the bells of
+ Saint Bennet, sir, may put you in mind; one, two, three.
+
+DUKE ORSINO You can fool no more money out of me at this throw:
+ if you will let your lady know I am here to speak
+ with her, and bring her along with you, it may awake
+ my bounty further.
+
+Clown Marry, sir, lullaby to your bounty till I come
+ again. I go, sir; but I would not have you to think
+ that my desire of having is the sin of covetousness:
+ but, as you say, sir, let your bounty take a nap, I
+ will awake it anon.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+VIOLA Here comes the man, sir, that did rescue me.
+
+ [Enter ANTONIO and Officers]
+
+DUKE ORSINO That face of his I do remember well;
+ Yet, when I saw it last, it was besmear'd
+ As black as Vulcan in the smoke of war:
+ A bawbling vessel was he captain of,
+ For shallow draught and bulk unprizable;
+ With which such scathful grapple did he make
+ With the most noble bottom of our fleet,
+ That very envy and the tongue of loss
+ Cried fame and honour on him. What's the matter?
+
+First Officer Orsino, this is that Antonio
+ That took the Phoenix and her fraught from Candy;
+ And this is he that did the Tiger board,
+ When your young nephew Titus lost his leg:
+ Here in the streets, desperate of shame and state,
+ In private brabble did we apprehend him.
+
+VIOLA He did me kindness, sir, drew on my side;
+ But in conclusion put strange speech upon me:
+ I know not what 'twas but distraction.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Notable pirate! thou salt-water thief!
+ What foolish boldness brought thee to their mercies,
+ Whom thou, in terms so bloody and so dear,
+ Hast made thine enemies?
+
+ANTONIO Orsino, noble sir,
+ Be pleased that I shake off these names you give me:
+ Antonio never yet was thief or pirate,
+ Though I confess, on base and ground enough,
+ Orsino's enemy. A witchcraft drew me hither:
+ That most ingrateful boy there by your side,
+ From the rude sea's enraged and foamy mouth
+ Did I redeem; a wreck past hope he was:
+ His life I gave him and did thereto add
+ My love, without retention or restraint,
+ All his in dedication; for his sake
+ Did I expose myself, pure for his love,
+ Into the danger of this adverse town;
+ Drew to defend him when he was beset:
+ Where being apprehended, his false cunning,
+ Not meaning to partake with me in danger,
+ Taught him to face me out of his acquaintance,
+ And grew a twenty years removed thing
+ While one would wink; denied me mine own purse,
+ Which I had recommended to his use
+ Not half an hour before.
+
+VIOLA How can this be?
+
+DUKE ORSINO When came he to this town?
+
+ANTONIO To-day, my lord; and for three months before,
+ No interim, not a minute's vacancy,
+ Both day and night did we keep company.
+
+ [Enter OLIVIA and Attendants]
+
+DUKE ORSINO Here comes the countess: now heaven walks on earth.
+ But for thee, fellow; fellow, thy words are madness:
+ Three months this youth hath tended upon me;
+ But more of that anon. Take him aside.
+
+OLIVIA What would my lord, but that he may not have,
+ Wherein Olivia may seem serviceable?
+ Cesario, you do not keep promise with me.
+
+VIOLA Madam!
+
+DUKE ORSINO Gracious Olivia,--
+
+OLIVIA What do you say, Cesario? Good my lord,--
+
+VIOLA My lord would speak; my duty hushes me.
+
+OLIVIA If it be aught to the old tune, my lord,
+ It is as fat and fulsome to mine ear
+ As howling after music.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Still so cruel?
+
+OLIVIA Still so constant, lord.
+
+DUKE ORSINO What, to perverseness? you uncivil lady,
+ To whose ingrate and unauspicious altars
+ My soul the faithfull'st offerings hath breathed out
+ That e'er devotion tender'd! What shall I do?
+
+OLIVIA Even what it please my lord, that shall become him.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Why should I not, had I the heart to do it,
+ Like to the Egyptian thief at point of death,
+ Kill what I love?--a savage jealousy
+ That sometimes savours nobly. But hear me this:
+ Since you to non-regardance cast my faith,
+ And that I partly know the instrument
+ That screws me from my true place in your favour,
+ Live you the marble-breasted tyrant still;
+ But this your minion, whom I know you love,
+ And whom, by heaven I swear, I tender dearly,
+ Him will I tear out of that cruel eye,
+ Where he sits crowned in his master's spite.
+ Come, boy, with me; my thoughts are ripe in mischief:
+ I'll sacrifice the lamb that I do love,
+ To spite a raven's heart within a dove.
+
+VIOLA And I, most jocund, apt and willingly,
+ To do you rest, a thousand deaths would die.
+
+OLIVIA Where goes Cesario?
+
+VIOLA After him I love
+ More than I love these eyes, more than my life,
+ More, by all mores, than e'er I shall love wife.
+ If I do feign, you witnesses above
+ Punish my life for tainting of my love!
+
+OLIVIA Ay me, detested! how am I beguiled!
+
+VIOLA Who does beguile you? who does do you wrong?
+
+OLIVIA Hast thou forgot thyself? is it so long?
+ Call forth the holy father.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Come, away!
+
+OLIVIA Whither, my lord? Cesario, husband, stay.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Husband!
+
+OLIVIA Ay, husband: can he that deny?
+
+DUKE ORSINO Her husband, sirrah!
+
+VIOLA No, my lord, not I.
+
+OLIVIA Alas, it is the baseness of thy fear
+ That makes thee strangle thy propriety:
+ Fear not, Cesario; take thy fortunes up;
+ Be that thou know'st thou art, and then thou art
+ As great as that thou fear'st.
+
+ [Enter Priest]
+
+ O, welcome, father!
+ Father, I charge thee, by thy reverence,
+ Here to unfold, though lately we intended
+ To keep in darkness what occasion now
+ Reveals before 'tis ripe, what thou dost know
+ Hath newly pass'd between this youth and me.
+
+Priest A contract of eternal bond of love,
+ Confirm'd by mutual joinder of your hands,
+ Attested by the holy close of lips,
+ Strengthen'd by interchangement of your rings;
+ And all the ceremony of this compact
+ Seal'd in my function, by my testimony:
+ Since when, my watch hath told me, toward my grave
+ I have travell'd but two hours.
+
+DUKE ORSINO O thou dissembling cub! what wilt thou be
+ When time hath sow'd a grizzle on thy case?
+ Or will not else thy craft so quickly grow,
+ That thine own trip shall be thine overthrow?
+ Farewell, and take her; but direct thy feet
+ Where thou and I henceforth may never meet.
+
+VIOLA My lord, I do protest--
+
+OLIVIA O, do not swear!
+ Hold little faith, though thou hast too much fear.
+
+ [Enter SIR ANDREW]
+
+SIR ANDREW For the love of God, a surgeon! Send one presently
+ to Sir Toby.
+
+OLIVIA What's the matter?
+
+SIR ANDREW He has broke my head across and has given Sir Toby
+ a bloody coxcomb too: for the love of God, your
+ help! I had rather than forty pound I were at home.
+
+OLIVIA Who has done this, Sir Andrew?
+
+SIR ANDREW The count's gentleman, one Cesario: we took him for
+ a coward, but he's the very devil incardinate.
+
+DUKE ORSINO My gentleman, Cesario?
+
+SIR ANDREW 'Od's lifelings, here he is! You broke my head for
+ nothing; and that that I did, I was set on to do't
+ by Sir Toby.
+
+VIOLA Why do you speak to me? I never hurt you:
+ You drew your sword upon me without cause;
+ But I bespoke you fair, and hurt you not.
+
+SIR ANDREW If a bloody coxcomb be a hurt, you have hurt me: I
+ think you set nothing by a bloody coxcomb.
+
+ [Enter SIR TOBY BELCH and Clown]
+
+ Here comes Sir Toby halting; you shall hear more:
+ but if he had not been in drink, he would have
+ tickled you othergates than he did.
+
+DUKE ORSINO How now, gentleman! how is't with you?
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH That's all one: has hurt me, and there's the end
+ on't. Sot, didst see Dick surgeon, sot?
+
+Clown O, he's drunk, Sir Toby, an hour agone; his eyes
+ were set at eight i' the morning.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Then he's a rogue, and a passy measures panyn: I
+ hate a drunken rogue.
+
+OLIVIA Away with him! Who hath made this havoc with them?
+
+SIR ANDREW I'll help you, Sir Toby, because well be dressed together.
+
+SIR TOBY BELCH Will you help? an ass-head and a coxcomb and a
+ knave, a thin-faced knave, a gull!
+
+OLIVIA Get him to bed, and let his hurt be look'd to.
+
+ [Exeunt Clown, FABIAN, SIR TOBY BELCH, and SIR ANDREW]
+
+ [Enter SEBASTIAN]
+
+SEBASTIAN I am sorry, madam, I have hurt your kinsman:
+ But, had it been the brother of my blood,
+ I must have done no less with wit and safety.
+ You throw a strange regard upon me, and by that
+ I do perceive it hath offended you:
+ Pardon me, sweet one, even for the vows
+ We made each other but so late ago.
+
+DUKE ORSINO One face, one voice, one habit, and two persons,
+ A natural perspective, that is and is not!
+
+SEBASTIAN Antonio, O my dear Antonio!
+ How have the hours rack'd and tortured me,
+ Since I have lost thee!
+
+ANTONIO Sebastian are you?
+
+SEBASTIAN Fear'st thou that, Antonio?
+
+ANTONIO How have you made division of yourself?
+ An apple, cleft in two, is not more twin
+ Than these two creatures. Which is Sebastian?
+
+OLIVIA Most wonderful!
+
+SEBASTIAN Do I stand there? I never had a brother;
+ Nor can there be that deity in my nature,
+ Of here and every where. I had a sister,
+ Whom the blind waves and surges have devour'd.
+ Of charity, what kin are you to me?
+ What countryman? what name? what parentage?
+
+VIOLA Of Messaline: Sebastian was my father;
+ Such a Sebastian was my brother too,
+ So went he suited to his watery tomb:
+ If spirits can assume both form and suit
+ You come to fright us.
+
+SEBASTIAN A spirit I am indeed;
+ But am in that dimension grossly clad
+ Which from the womb I did participate.
+ Were you a woman, as the rest goes even,
+ I should my tears let fall upon your cheek,
+ And say 'Thrice-welcome, drowned Viola!'
+
+VIOLA My father had a mole upon his brow.
+
+SEBASTIAN And so had mine.
+
+VIOLA And died that day when Viola from her birth
+ Had number'd thirteen years.
+
+SEBASTIAN O, that record is lively in my soul!
+ He finished indeed his mortal act
+ That day that made my sister thirteen years.
+
+VIOLA If nothing lets to make us happy both
+ But this my masculine usurp'd attire,
+ Do not embrace me till each circumstance
+ Of place, time, fortune, do cohere and jump
+ That I am Viola: which to confirm,
+ I'll bring you to a captain in this town,
+ Where lie my maiden weeds; by whose gentle help
+ I was preserved to serve this noble count.
+ All the occurrence of my fortune since
+ Hath been between this lady and this lord.
+
+SEBASTIAN [To OLIVIA] So comes it, lady, you have been mistook:
+ But nature to her bias drew in that.
+ You would have been contracted to a maid;
+ Nor are you therein, by my life, deceived,
+ You are betroth'd both to a maid and man.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Be not amazed; right noble is his blood.
+ If this be so, as yet the glass seems true,
+ I shall have share in this most happy wreck.
+
+ [To VIOLA]
+
+ Boy, thou hast said to me a thousand times
+ Thou never shouldst love woman like to me.
+
+VIOLA And all those sayings will I overswear;
+ And those swearings keep as true in soul
+ As doth that orbed continent the fire
+ That severs day from night.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Give me thy hand;
+ And let me see thee in thy woman's weeds.
+
+VIOLA The captain that did bring me first on shore
+ Hath my maid's garments: he upon some action
+ Is now in durance, at Malvolio's suit,
+ A gentleman, and follower of my lady's.
+
+OLIVIA He shall enlarge him: fetch Malvolio hither:
+ And yet, alas, now I remember me,
+ They say, poor gentleman, he's much distract.
+
+ [Re-enter Clown with a letter, and FABIAN]
+
+ A most extracting frenzy of mine own
+ From my remembrance clearly banish'd his.
+ How does he, sirrah?
+
+Clown Truly, madam, he holds Belzebub at the staves's end as
+ well as a man in his case may do: has here writ a
+ letter to you; I should have given't you to-day
+ morning, but as a madman's epistles are no gospels,
+ so it skills not much when they are delivered.
+
+OLIVIA Open't, and read it.
+
+Clown Look then to be well edified when the fool delivers
+ the madman.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'By the Lord, madam,'--
+
+OLIVIA How now! art thou mad?
+
+Clown No, madam, I do but read madness: an your ladyship
+ will have it as it ought to be, you must allow Vox.
+
+OLIVIA Prithee, read i' thy right wits.
+
+Clown So I do, madonna; but to read his right wits is to
+ read thus: therefore perpend, my princess, and give ear.
+
+OLIVIA Read it you, sirrah.
+
+ [To FABIAN]
+
+FABIAN [Reads] 'By the Lord, madam, you wrong me, and the
+ world shall know it: though you have put me into
+ darkness and given your drunken cousin rule over
+ me, yet have I the benefit of my senses as well as
+ your ladyship. I have your own letter that induced
+ me to the semblance I put on; with the which I doubt
+ not but to do myself much right, or you much shame.
+ Think of me as you please. I leave my duty a little
+ unthought of and speak out of my injury.
+ THE MADLY-USED MALVOLIO.'
+
+OLIVIA Did he write this?
+
+Clown Ay, madam.
+
+DUKE ORSINO This savours not much of distraction.
+
+OLIVIA See him deliver'd, Fabian; bring him hither.
+
+ [Exit FABIAN]
+
+ My lord so please you, these things further
+ thought on,
+ To think me as well a sister as a wife,
+ One day shall crown the alliance on't, so please you,
+ Here at my house and at my proper cost.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Madam, I am most apt to embrace your offer.
+
+ [To VIOLA]
+
+ Your master quits you; and for your service done him,
+ So much against the mettle of your sex,
+ So far beneath your soft and tender breeding,
+ And since you call'd me master for so long,
+ Here is my hand: you shall from this time be
+ Your master's mistress.
+
+OLIVIA A sister! you are she.
+
+ [Re-enter FABIAN, with MALVOLIO]
+
+DUKE ORSINO Is this the madman?
+
+OLIVIA Ay, my lord, this same.
+ How now, Malvolio!
+
+MALVOLIO Madam, you have done me wrong,
+ Notorious wrong.
+
+OLIVIA Have I, Malvolio? no.
+
+MALVOLIO Lady, you have. Pray you, peruse that letter.
+ You must not now deny it is your hand:
+ Write from it, if you can, in hand or phrase;
+ Or say 'tis not your seal, nor your invention:
+ You can say none of this: well, grant it then
+ And tell me, in the modesty of honour,
+ Why you have given me such clear lights of favour,
+ Bade me come smiling and cross-garter'd to you,
+ To put on yellow stockings and to frown
+ Upon Sir Toby and the lighter people;
+ And, acting this in an obedient hope,
+ Why have you suffer'd me to be imprison'd,
+ Kept in a dark house, visited by the priest,
+ And made the most notorious geck and gull
+ That e'er invention play'd on? tell me why.
+
+OLIVIA Alas, Malvolio, this is not my writing,
+ Though, I confess, much like the character
+ But out of question 'tis Maria's hand.
+ And now I do bethink me, it was she
+ First told me thou wast mad; then camest in smiling,
+ And in such forms which here were presupposed
+ Upon thee in the letter. Prithee, be content:
+ This practise hath most shrewdly pass'd upon thee;
+ But when we know the grounds and authors of it,
+ Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge
+ Of thine own cause.
+
+FABIAN Good madam, hear me speak,
+ And let no quarrel nor no brawl to come
+ Taint the condition of this present hour,
+ Which I have wonder'd at. In hope it shall not,
+ Most freely I confess, myself and Toby
+ Set this device against Malvolio here,
+ Upon some stubborn and uncourteous parts
+ We had conceived against him: Maria writ
+ The letter at Sir Toby's great importance;
+ In recompense whereof he hath married her.
+ How with a sportful malice it was follow'd,
+ May rather pluck on laughter than revenge;
+ If that the injuries be justly weigh'd
+ That have on both sides pass'd.
+
+OLIVIA Alas, poor fool, how have they baffled thee!
+
+Clown Why, 'some are born great, some achieve greatness,
+ and some have greatness thrown upon them.' I was
+ one, sir, in this interlude; one Sir Topas, sir; but
+ that's all one. 'By the Lord, fool, I am not mad.'
+ But do you remember? 'Madam, why laugh you at such
+ a barren rascal? an you smile not, he's gagged:'
+ and thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges.
+
+MALVOLIO I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OLIVIA He hath been most notoriously abused.
+
+DUKE ORSINO Pursue him and entreat him to a peace:
+ He hath not told us of the captain yet:
+ When that is known and golden time convents,
+ A solemn combination shall be made
+ Of our dear souls. Meantime, sweet sister,
+ We will not part from hence. Cesario, come;
+ For so you shall be, while you are a man;
+ But when in other habits you are seen,
+ Orsino's mistress and his fancy's queen.
+
+ [Exeunt all, except Clown]
+
+Clown [Sings]
+
+ When that I was and a little tiny boy,
+ With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
+ A foolish thing was but a toy,
+ For the rain it raineth every day.
+
+ But when I came to man's estate,
+ With hey, ho, &c.
+ 'Gainst knaves and thieves men shut their gate,
+ For the rain, &c.
+
+ But when I came, alas! to wive,
+ With hey, ho, &c.
+ By swaggering could I never thrive,
+ For the rain, &c.
+
+ But when I came unto my beds,
+ With hey, ho, &c.
+ With toss-pots still had drunken heads,
+ For the rain, &c.
+
+ A great while ago the world begun,
+ With hey, ho, &c.
+ But that's all one, our play is done,
+ And we'll strive to please you every day.
+
+ [Exit]
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+DUKE OF MILAN Father to Silvia. (DUKE:)
+
+
+VALENTINE |
+ | the two Gentlemen.
+PROTEUS |
+
+
+ANTONIO Father to Proteus.
+
+THURIO a foolish rival to Valentine.
+
+EGLAMOUR Agent for Silvia in her escape.
+
+HOST where Julia lodges. (Host:)
+
+OUTLAWS with Valentine.
+ (First Outlaw:)
+ (Second Outlaw:)
+ (Third Outlaw:)
+
+SPEED a clownish servant to Valentine.
+
+LAUNCE the like to Proteus.
+
+PANTHINO Servant to Antonio.
+
+JULIA beloved of Proteus.
+
+SILVIA beloved of Valentine.
+
+LUCETTA waiting-woman to Julia.
+
+ Servants, Musicians.
+
+
+SCENE Verona; Milan; the frontiers of Mantua.
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Verona. An open place.
+
+
+ [Enter VALENTINE and PROTEUS]
+
+VALENTINE Cease to persuade, my loving Proteus:
+ Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
+ Were't not affection chains thy tender days
+ To the sweet glances of thy honour'd love,
+ I rather would entreat thy company
+ To see the wonders of the world abroad,
+ Than, living dully sluggardized at home,
+ Wear out thy youth with shapeless idleness.
+ But since thou lovest, love still and thrive therein,
+ Even as I would when I to love begin.
+
+PROTEUS Wilt thou be gone? Sweet Valentine, adieu!
+ Think on thy Proteus, when thou haply seest
+ Some rare note-worthy object in thy travel:
+ Wish me partaker in thy happiness
+ When thou dost meet good hap; and in thy danger,
+ If ever danger do environ thee,
+ Commend thy grievance to my holy prayers,
+ For I will be thy beadsman, Valentine.
+
+VALENTINE And on a love-book pray for my success?
+
+PROTEUS Upon some book I love I'll pray for thee.
+
+VALENTINE That's on some shallow story of deep love:
+ How young Leander cross'd the Hellespont.
+
+PROTEUS That's a deep story of a deeper love:
+ For he was more than over shoes in love.
+
+VALENTINE 'Tis true; for you are over boots in love,
+ And yet you never swum the Hellespont.
+
+PROTEUS Over the boots? nay, give me not the boots.
+
+VALENTINE No, I will not, for it boots thee not.
+
+PROTEUS What?
+
+VALENTINE To be in love, where scorn is bought with groans;
+ Coy looks with heart-sore sighs; one fading moment's mirth
+ With twenty watchful, weary, tedious nights:
+ If haply won, perhaps a hapless gain;
+ If lost, why then a grievous labour won;
+ However, but a folly bought with wit,
+ Or else a wit by folly vanquished.
+
+PROTEUS So, by your circumstance, you call me fool.
+
+VALENTINE So, by your circumstance, I fear you'll prove.
+
+PROTEUS 'Tis love you cavil at: I am not Love.
+
+VALENTINE Love is your master, for he masters you:
+ And he that is so yoked by a fool,
+ Methinks, should not be chronicled for wise.
+
+PROTEUS Yet writers say, as in the sweetest bud
+ The eating canker dwells, so eating love
+ Inhabits in the finest wits of all.
+
+VALENTINE And writers say, as the most forward bud
+ Is eaten by the canker ere it blow,
+ Even so by love the young and tender wit
+ Is turn'd to folly, blasting in the bud,
+ Losing his verdure even in the prime
+ And all the fair effects of future hopes.
+ But wherefore waste I time to counsel thee,
+ That art a votary to fond desire?
+ Once more adieu! my father at the road
+ Expects my coming, there to see me shipp'd.
+
+PROTEUS And thither will I bring thee, Valentine.
+
+VALENTINE Sweet Proteus, no; now let us take our leave.
+ To Milan let me hear from thee by letters
+ Of thy success in love, and what news else
+ Betideth here in absence of thy friend;
+ And likewise will visit thee with mine.
+
+PROTEUS All happiness bechance to thee in Milan!
+
+VALENTINE As much to you at home! and so, farewell.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PROTEUS He after honour hunts, I after love:
+ He leaves his friends to dignify them more,
+ I leave myself, my friends and all, for love.
+ Thou, Julia, thou hast metamorphosed me,
+ Made me neglect my studies, lose my time,
+ War with good counsel, set the world at nought;
+ Made wit with musing weak, heart sick with thought.
+
+ [Enter SPEED]
+
+SPEED Sir Proteus, save you! Saw you my master?
+
+PROTEUS But now he parted hence, to embark for Milan.
+
+SPEED Twenty to one then he is shipp'd already,
+ And I have play'd the sheep in losing him.
+
+PROTEUS Indeed, a sheep doth very often stray,
+ An if the shepherd be a while away.
+
+SPEED You conclude that my master is a shepherd, then,
+ and I a sheep?
+
+PROTEUS I do.
+
+SPEED Why then, my horns are his horns, whether I wake or sleep.
+
+PROTEUS A silly answer and fitting well a sheep.
+
+SPEED This proves me still a sheep.
+
+PROTEUS True; and thy master a shepherd.
+
+SPEED Nay, that I can deny by a circumstance.
+
+PROTEUS It shall go hard but I'll prove it by another.
+
+SPEED The shepherd seeks the sheep, and not the sheep the
+ shepherd; but I seek my master, and my master seeks
+ not me: therefore I am no sheep.
+
+PROTEUS The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd; the
+ shepherd for food follows not the sheep: thou for
+ wages followest thy master; thy master for wages
+ follows not thee: therefore thou art a sheep.
+
+SPEED Such another proof will make me cry 'baa.'
+
+PROTEUS But, dost thou hear? gavest thou my letter to Julia?
+
+SPEED Ay sir: I, a lost mutton, gave your letter to her,
+ a laced mutton, and she, a laced mutton, gave me, a
+ lost mutton, nothing for my labour.
+
+PROTEUS Here's too small a pasture for such store of muttons.
+
+SPEED If the ground be overcharged, you were best stick her.
+
+PROTEUS Nay: in that you are astray, 'twere best pound you.
+
+SPEED Nay, sir, less than a pound shall serve me for
+ carrying your letter.
+
+PROTEUS You mistake; I mean the pound,--a pinfold.
+
+SPEED From a pound to a pin? fold it over and over,
+ 'Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to
+ your lover.
+
+PROTEUS But what said she?
+
+SPEED [First nodding] Ay.
+
+PROTEUS Nod--Ay--why, that's noddy.
+
+SPEED You mistook, sir; I say, she did nod: and you ask
+ me if she did nod; and I say, 'Ay.'
+
+PROTEUS And that set together is noddy.
+
+SPEED Now you have taken the pains to set it together,
+ take it for your pains.
+
+PROTEUS No, no; you shall have it for bearing the letter.
+
+SPEED Well, I perceive I must be fain to bear with you.
+
+PROTEUS Why sir, how do you bear with me?
+
+SPEED Marry, sir, the letter, very orderly; having nothing
+ but the word 'noddy' for my pains.
+
+PROTEUS Beshrew me, but you have a quick wit.
+
+SPEED And yet it cannot overtake your slow purse.
+
+PROTEUS Come come, open the matter in brief: what said she?
+
+SPEED Open your purse, that the money and the matter may
+ be both at once delivered.
+
+PROTEUS Well, sir, here is for your pains. What said she?
+
+SPEED Truly, sir, I think you'll hardly win her.
+
+PROTEUS Why, couldst thou perceive so much from her?
+
+SPEED Sir, I could perceive nothing at all from her; no,
+ not so much as a ducat for delivering your letter:
+ and being so hard to me that brought your mind, I
+ fear she'll prove as hard to you in telling your
+ mind. Give her no token but stones; for she's as
+ hard as steel.
+
+PROTEUS What said she? nothing?
+
+SPEED No, not so much as 'Take this for thy pains.' To
+ testify your bounty, I thank you, you have testerned
+ me; in requital whereof, henceforth carry your
+ letters yourself: and so, sir, I'll commend you to my master.
+
+PROTEUS Go, go, be gone, to save your ship from wreck,
+ Which cannot perish having thee aboard,
+ Being destined to a drier death on shore.
+
+ [Exit SPEED]
+
+ I must go send some better messenger:
+ I fear my Julia would not deign my lines,
+ Receiving them from such a worthless post.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. Garden of JULIA's house.
+
+
+ [Enter JULlA and LUCETTA]
+
+JULIA But say, Lucetta, now we are alone,
+ Wouldst thou then counsel me to fall in love?
+
+LUCETTA Ay, madam, so you stumble not unheedfully.
+
+JULIA Of all the fair resort of gentlemen
+ That every day with parle encounter me,
+ In thy opinion which is worthiest love?
+
+LUCETTA Please you repeat their names, I'll show my mind
+ According to my shallow simple skill.
+
+JULIA What think'st thou of the fair Sir Eglamour?
+
+LUCETTA As of a knight well-spoken, neat and fine;
+ But, were I you, he never should be mine.
+
+JULIA What think'st thou of the rich Mercatio?
+
+LUCETTA Well of his wealth; but of himself, so so.
+
+JULIA What think'st thou of the gentle Proteus?
+
+LUCETTA Lord, Lord! to see what folly reigns in us!
+
+JULIA How now! what means this passion at his name?
+
+LUCETTA Pardon, dear madam: 'tis a passing shame
+ That I, unworthy body as I am,
+ Should censure thus on lovely gentlemen.
+
+JULIA Why not on Proteus, as of all the rest?
+
+LUCETTA Then thus: of many good I think him best.
+
+JULIA Your reason?
+
+LUCETTA I have no other, but a woman's reason;
+ I think him so because I think him so.
+
+JULIA And wouldst thou have me cast my love on him?
+
+LUCETTA Ay, if you thought your love not cast away.
+
+JULIA Why he, of all the rest, hath never moved me.
+
+LUCETTA Yet he, of all the rest, I think, best loves ye.
+
+JULIA His little speaking shows his love but small.
+
+LUCETTA Fire that's closest kept burns most of all.
+
+JULIA They do not love that do not show their love.
+
+LUCETTA O, they love least that let men know their love.
+
+JULIA I would I knew his mind.
+
+LUCETTA Peruse this paper, madam.
+
+JULIA 'To Julia.' Say, from whom?
+
+LUCETTA That the contents will show.
+
+JULIA Say, say, who gave it thee?
+
+LUCETTA Valentine's page; and sent, I think, from Proteus.
+ He would have given it you; but I, being in the way,
+ Did in your name receive it: pardon the
+ fault I pray.
+
+JULIA Now, by my modesty, a goodly broker!
+ Dare you presume to harbour wanton lines?
+ To whisper and conspire against my youth?
+ Now, trust me, 'tis an office of great worth
+ And you an officer fit for the place.
+ Or else return no more into my sight.
+
+LUCETTA To plead for love deserves more fee than hate.
+
+JULIA Will ye be gone?
+
+LUCETTA That you may ruminate.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+JULIA And yet I would I had o'erlooked the letter:
+ It were a shame to call her back again
+ And pray her to a fault for which I chid her.
+ What a fool is she, that knows I am a maid,
+ And would not force the letter to my view!
+ Since maids, in modesty, say 'no' to that
+ Which they would have the profferer construe 'ay.'
+ Fie, fie, how wayward is this foolish love
+ That, like a testy babe, will scratch the nurse
+ And presently all humbled kiss the rod!
+ How churlishly I chid Lucetta hence,
+ When willingly I would have had her here!
+ How angerly I taught my brow to frown,
+ When inward joy enforced my heart to smile!
+ My penance is to call Lucetta back
+ And ask remission for my folly past.
+ What ho! Lucetta!
+
+ [Re-enter LUCETTA]
+
+LUCETTA What would your ladyship?
+
+JULIA Is't near dinner-time?
+
+LUCETTA I would it were,
+ That you might kill your stomach on your meat
+ And not upon your maid.
+
+JULIA What is't that you took up so gingerly?
+
+LUCETTA Nothing.
+
+JULIA Why didst thou stoop, then?
+
+LUCETTA To take a paper up that I let fall.
+
+JULIA And is that paper nothing?
+
+LUCETTA Nothing concerning me.
+
+JULIA Then let it lie for those that it concerns.
+
+LUCETTA Madam, it will not lie where it concerns
+ Unless it have a false interpeter.
+
+JULIA Some love of yours hath writ to you in rhyme.
+
+LUCETTA That I might sing it, madam, to a tune.
+ Give me a note: your ladyship can set.
+
+JULIA As little by such toys as may be possible.
+ Best sing it to the tune of 'Light o' love.'
+
+LUCETTA It is too heavy for so light a tune.
+
+JULIA Heavy! belike it hath some burden then?
+
+LUCETTA Ay, and melodious were it, would you sing it.
+
+JULIA And why not you?
+
+LUCETTA I cannot reach so high.
+
+JULIA Let's see your song. How now, minion!
+
+LUCETTA Keep tune there still, so you will sing it out:
+ And yet methinks I do not like this tune.
+
+JULIA You do not?
+
+LUCETTA No, madam; it is too sharp.
+
+JULIA You, minion, are too saucy.
+
+LUCETTA Nay, now you are too flat
+ And mar the concord with too harsh a descant:
+ There wanteth but a mean to fill your song.
+
+JULIA The mean is drown'd with your unruly bass.
+
+LUCETTA Indeed, I bid the base for Proteus.
+
+JULIA This babble shall not henceforth trouble me.
+ Here is a coil with protestation!
+
+ [Tears the letter]
+
+ Go get you gone, and let the papers lie:
+ You would be fingering them, to anger me.
+
+LUCETTA She makes it strange; but she would be best pleased
+ To be so anger'd with another letter.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+JULIA Nay, would I were so anger'd with the same!
+ O hateful hands, to tear such loving words!
+ Injurious wasps, to feed on such sweet honey
+ And kill the bees that yield it with your stings!
+ I'll kiss each several paper for amends.
+ Look, here is writ 'kind Julia.' Unkind Julia!
+ As in revenge of thy ingratitude,
+ I throw thy name against the bruising stones,
+ Trampling contemptuously on thy disdain.
+ And here is writ 'love-wounded Proteus.'
+ Poor wounded name! my bosom as a bed
+ Shall lodge thee till thy wound be thoroughly heal'd;
+ And thus I search it with a sovereign kiss.
+ But twice or thrice was 'Proteus' written down.
+ Be calm, good wind, blow not a word away
+ Till I have found each letter in the letter,
+ Except mine own name: that some whirlwind bear
+ Unto a ragged fearful-hanging rock
+ And throw it thence into the raging sea!
+ Lo, here in one line is his name twice writ,
+ 'Poor forlorn Proteus, passionate Proteus,
+ To the sweet Julia:' that I'll tear away.
+ And yet I will not, sith so prettily
+ He couples it to his complaining names.
+ Thus will I fold them one on another:
+ Now kiss, embrace, contend, do what you will.
+
+ [Re-enter LUCETTA]
+
+LUCETTA Madam,
+ Dinner is ready, and your father stays.
+
+JULIA Well, let us go.
+
+LUCETTA What, shall these papers lie like tell-tales here?
+
+JULIA If you respect them, best to take them up.
+
+LUCETTA Nay, I was taken up for laying them down:
+ Yet here they shall not lie, for catching cold.
+
+JULIA I see you have a month's mind to them.
+
+LUCETTA Ay, madam, you may say what sights you see;
+ I see things too, although you judge I wink.
+
+JULIA Come, come; will't please you go?
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. ANTONIO's house.
+
+
+ [Enter ANTONIO and PANTHINO]
+
+ANTONIO Tell me, Panthino, what sad talk was that
+ Wherewith my brother held you in the cloister?
+
+PANTHINO 'Twas of his nephew Proteus, your son.
+
+ANTONIO Why, what of him?
+
+PANTHINO He wonder'd that your lordship
+ Would suffer him to spend his youth at home,
+ While other men, of slender reputation,
+ Put forth their sons to seek preferment out:
+ Some to the wars, to try their fortune there;
+ Some to discover islands far away;
+ Some to the studious universities.
+ For any or for all these exercises,
+ He said that Proteus your son was meet,
+ And did request me to importune you
+ To let him spend his time no more at home,
+ Which would be great impeachment to his age,
+ In having known no travel in his youth.
+
+ANTONIO Nor need'st thou much importune me to that
+ Whereon this month I have been hammering.
+ I have consider'd well his loss of time
+ And how he cannot be a perfect man,
+ Not being tried and tutor'd in the world:
+ Experience is by industry achieved
+ And perfected by the swift course of time.
+ Then tell me, whither were I best to send him?
+
+PANTHINO I think your lordship is not ignorant
+ How his companion, youthful Valentine,
+ Attends the emperor in his royal court.
+
+ANTONIO I know it well.
+
+PANTHINO 'Twere good, I think, your lordship sent him thither:
+ There shall he practise tilts and tournaments,
+ Hear sweet discourse, converse with noblemen.
+ And be in eye of every exercise
+ Worthy his youth and nobleness of birth.
+
+ANTONIO I like thy counsel; well hast thou advised:
+ And that thou mayst perceive how well I like it,
+ The execution of it shall make known.
+ Even with the speediest expedition
+ I will dispatch him to the emperor's court.
+
+PANTHINO To-morrow, may it please you, Don Alphonso,
+ With other gentlemen of good esteem,
+ Are journeying to salute the emperor
+ And to commend their service to his will.
+
+ANTONIO Good company; with them shall Proteus go:
+ And, in good time! now will we break with him.
+
+ [Enter PROTEUS]
+
+PROTEUS Sweet love! sweet lines! sweet life!
+ Here is her hand, the agent of her heart;
+ Here is her oath for love, her honour's pawn.
+ O, that our fathers would applaud our loves,
+ To seal our happiness with their consents!
+ O heavenly Julia!
+
+ANTONIO How now! what letter are you reading there?
+
+PROTEUS May't please your lordship, 'tis a word or two
+ Of commendations sent from Valentine,
+ Deliver'd by a friend that came from him.
+
+ANTONIO Lend me the letter; let me see what news.
+
+PROTEUS There is no news, my lord, but that he writes
+ How happily he lives, how well beloved
+ And daily graced by the emperor;
+ Wishing me with him, partner of his fortune.
+
+ANTONIO And how stand you affected to his wish?
+
+PROTEUS As one relying on your lordship's will
+ And not depending on his friendly wish.
+
+ANTONIO My will is something sorted with his wish.
+ Muse not that I thus suddenly proceed;
+ For what I will, I will, and there an end.
+ I am resolved that thou shalt spend some time
+ With Valentinus in the emperor's court:
+ What maintenance he from his friends receives,
+ Like exhibition thou shalt have from me.
+ To-morrow be in readiness to go:
+ Excuse it not, for I am peremptory.
+
+PROTEUS My lord, I cannot be so soon provided:
+ Please you, deliberate a day or two.
+
+ANTONIO Look, what thou want'st shall be sent after thee:
+ No more of stay! to-morrow thou must go.
+ Come on, Panthino: you shall be employ'd
+ To hasten on his expedition.
+
+ [Exeunt ANTONIO and PANTHINO]
+
+PROTEUS Thus have I shunn'd the fire for fear of burning,
+ And drench'd me in the sea, where I am drown'd.
+ I fear'd to show my father Julia's letter,
+ Lest he should take exceptions to my love;
+ And with the vantage of mine own excuse
+ Hath he excepted most against my love.
+ O, how this spring of love resembleth
+ The uncertain glory of an April day,
+ Which now shows all the beauty of the sun,
+ And by and by a cloud takes all away!
+
+ [Re-enter PANTHINO]
+
+PANTHINO Sir Proteus, your father calls for you:
+ He is in haste; therefore, I pray you to go.
+
+PROTEUS Why, this it is: my heart accords thereto,
+ And yet a thousand times it answers 'no.'
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Milan. The DUKE's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter VALENTINE and SPEED]
+
+SPEED Sir, your glove.
+
+VALENTINE Not mine; my gloves are on.
+
+SPEED Why, then, this may be yours, for this is but one.
+
+VALENTINE Ha! let me see: ay, give it me, it's mine:
+ Sweet ornament that decks a thing divine!
+ Ah, Silvia, Silvia!
+
+SPEED Madam Silvia! Madam Silvia!
+
+VALENTINE How now, sirrah?
+
+SPEED She is not within hearing, sir.
+
+VALENTINE Why, sir, who bade you call her?
+
+SPEED Your worship, sir; or else I mistook.
+
+VALENTINE Well, you'll still be too forward.
+
+SPEED And yet I was last chidden for being too slow.
+
+VALENTINE Go to, sir: tell me, do you know Madam Silvia?
+
+SPEED She that your worship loves?
+
+VALENTINE Why, how know you that I am in love?
+
+SPEED Marry, by these special marks: first, you have
+ learned, like Sir Proteus, to wreathe your arms,
+ like a malecontent; to relish a love-song, like a
+ robin-redbreast; to walk alone, like one that had
+ the pestilence; to sigh, like a school-boy that had
+ lost his A B C; to weep, like a young wench that had
+ buried her grandam; to fast, like one that takes
+ diet; to watch like one that fears robbing; to
+ speak puling, like a beggar at Hallowmas. You were
+ wont, when you laughed, to crow like a cock; when you
+ walked, to walk like one of the lions; when you
+ fasted, it was presently after dinner; when you
+ looked sadly, it was for want of money: and now you
+ are metamorphosed with a mistress, that, when I look
+ on you, I can hardly think you my master.
+
+VALENTINE Are all these things perceived in me?
+
+SPEED They are all perceived without ye.
+
+VALENTINE Without me? they cannot.
+
+SPEED Without you? nay, that's certain, for, without you
+ were so simple, none else would: but you are so
+ without these follies, that these follies are within
+ you and shine through you like the water in an
+ urinal, that not an eye that sees you but is a
+ physician to comment on your malady.
+
+VALENTINE But tell me, dost thou know my lady Silvia?
+
+SPEED She that you gaze on so as she sits at supper?
+
+VALENTINE Hast thou observed that? even she, I mean.
+
+SPEED Why, sir, I know her not.
+
+VALENTINE Dost thou know her by my gazing on her, and yet
+ knowest her not?
+
+SPEED Is she not hard-favoured, sir?
+
+VALENTINE Not so fair, boy, as well-favoured.
+
+SPEED Sir, I know that well enough.
+
+VALENTINE What dost thou know?
+
+SPEED That she is not so fair as, of you, well-favoured.
+
+VALENTINE I mean that her beauty is exquisite, but her favour infinite.
+
+SPEED That's because the one is painted and the other out
+ of all count.
+
+VALENTINE How painted? and how out of count?
+
+SPEED Marry, sir, so painted, to make her fair, that no
+ man counts of her beauty.
+
+VALENTINE How esteemest thou me? I account of her beauty.
+
+SPEED You never saw her since she was deformed.
+
+VALENTINE How long hath she been deformed?
+
+SPEED Ever since you loved her.
+
+VALENTINE I have loved her ever since I saw her; and still I
+ see her beautiful.
+
+SPEED If you love her, you cannot see her.
+
+VALENTINE Why?
+
+SPEED Because Love is blind. O, that you had mine eyes;
+ or your own eyes had the lights they were wont to
+ have when you chid at Sir Proteus for going
+ ungartered!
+
+VALENTINE What should I see then?
+
+SPEED Your own present folly and her passing deformity:
+ for he, being in love, could not see to garter his
+ hose, and you, being in love, cannot see to put on your hose.
+
+VALENTINE Belike, boy, then, you are in love; for last
+ morning you could not see to wipe my shoes.
+
+SPEED True, sir; I was in love with my bed: I thank you,
+ you swinged me for my love, which makes me the
+ bolder to chide you for yours.
+
+VALENTINE In conclusion, I stand affected to her.
+
+SPEED I would you were set, so your affection would cease.
+
+VALENTINE Last night she enjoined me to write some lines to
+ one she loves.
+
+SPEED And have you?
+
+VALENTINE I have.
+
+SPEED Are they not lamely writ?
+
+VALENTINE No, boy, but as well as I can do them. Peace!
+ here she comes.
+
+SPEED [Aside] O excellent motion! O exceeding puppet!
+ Now will he interpret to her.
+
+ [Enter SILVIA]
+
+VALENTINE Madam and mistress, a thousand good-morrows.
+
+SPEED [Aside] O, give ye good even! here's a million of manners.
+
+SILVIA Sir Valentine and servant, to you two thousand.
+
+SPEED [Aside] He should give her interest and she gives it him.
+
+VALENTINE As you enjoin'd me, I have writ your letter
+ Unto the secret nameless friend of yours;
+ Which I was much unwilling to proceed in
+ But for my duty to your ladyship.
+
+SILVIA I thank you gentle servant: 'tis very clerkly done.
+
+VALENTINE Now trust me, madam, it came hardly off;
+ For being ignorant to whom it goes
+ I writ at random, very doubtfully.
+
+SILVIA Perchance you think too much of so much pains?
+
+VALENTINE No, madam; so it stead you, I will write
+ Please you command, a thousand times as much; And yet--
+
+SILVIA A pretty period! Well, I guess the sequel;
+ And yet I will not name it; and yet I care not;
+ And yet take this again; and yet I thank you,
+ Meaning henceforth to trouble you no more.
+
+SPEED [Aside] And yet you will; and yet another 'yet.'
+
+VALENTINE What means your ladyship? do you not like it?
+
+SILVIA Yes, yes; the lines are very quaintly writ;
+ But since unwillingly, take them again.
+ Nay, take them.
+
+VALENTINE Madam, they are for you.
+
+SILVIA Ay, ay: you writ them, sir, at my request;
+ But I will none of them; they are for you;
+ I would have had them writ more movingly.
+
+VALENTINE Please you, I'll write your ladyship another.
+
+SILVIA And when it's writ, for my sake read it over,
+ And if it please you, so; if not, why, so.
+
+VALENTINE If it please me, madam, what then?
+
+SILVIA Why, if it please you, take it for your labour:
+ And so, good morrow, servant.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SPEED O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible,
+ As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a steeple!
+ My master sues to her, and she hath
+ taught her suitor,
+ He being her pupil, to become her tutor.
+ O excellent device! was there ever heard a better,
+ That my master, being scribe, to himself should write
+ the letter?
+
+VALENTINE How now, sir? what are you reasoning with yourself?
+
+SPEED Nay, I was rhyming: 'tis you that have the reason.
+
+VALENTINE To do what?
+
+SPEED To be a spokesman for Madam Silvia.
+
+VALENTINE To whom?
+
+SPEED To yourself: why, she wooes you by a figure.
+
+VALENTINE What figure?
+
+SPEED By a letter, I should say.
+
+VALENTINE Why, she hath not writ to me?
+
+SPEED What need she, when she hath made you write to
+ yourself? Why, do you not perceive the jest?
+
+VALENTINE No, believe me.
+
+SPEED No believing you, indeed, sir. But did you perceive
+ her earnest?
+
+VALENTINE She gave me none, except an angry word.
+
+SPEED Why, she hath given you a letter.
+
+VALENTINE That's the letter I writ to her friend.
+
+SPEED And that letter hath she delivered, and there an end.
+
+VALENTINE I would it were no worse.
+
+SPEED I'll warrant you, 'tis as well:
+ For often have you writ to her, and she, in modesty,
+ Or else for want of idle time, could not again reply;
+ Or fearing else some messenger that might her mind discover,
+ Herself hath taught her love himself to write unto her lover.
+ All this I speak in print, for in print I found it.
+ Why muse you, sir? 'tis dinner-time.
+
+VALENTINE I have dined.
+
+SPEED Ay, but hearken, sir; though the chameleon Love can
+ feed on the air, I am one that am nourished by my
+ victuals, and would fain have meat. O, be not like
+ your mistress; be moved, be moved.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Verona. JULIA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter PROTEUS and JULIA]
+
+PROTEUS Have patience, gentle Julia.
+
+JULIA I must, where is no remedy.
+
+PROTEUS When possibly I can, I will return.
+
+JULIA If you turn not, you will return the sooner.
+ Keep this remembrance for thy Julia's sake.
+
+ [Giving a ring]
+
+PROTEUS Why then, we'll make exchange; here, take you this.
+
+JULIA And seal the bargain with a holy kiss.
+
+PROTEUS Here is my hand for my true constancy;
+ And when that hour o'erslips me in the day
+ Wherein I sigh not, Julia, for thy sake,
+ The next ensuing hour some foul mischance
+ Torment me for my love's forgetfulness!
+ My father stays my coming; answer not;
+ The tide is now: nay, not thy tide of tears;
+ That tide will stay me longer than I should.
+ Julia, farewell!
+
+ [Exit JULIA]
+
+ What, gone without a word?
+ Ay, so true love should do: it cannot speak;
+ For truth hath better deeds than words to grace it.
+
+ [Enter PANTHINO]
+
+PANTHINO Sir Proteus, you are stay'd for.
+
+PROTEUS Go; I come, I come.
+ Alas! this parting strikes poor lovers dumb.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter LAUNCE, leading a dog]
+
+LAUNCE Nay, 'twill be this hour ere I have done weeping;
+ all the kind of the Launces have this very fault. I
+ have received my proportion, like the prodigious
+ son, and am going with Sir Proteus to the Imperial's
+ court. I think Crab, my dog, be the sourest-natured
+ dog that lives: my mother weeping, my father
+ wailing, my sister crying, our maid howling, our cat
+ wringing her hands, and all our house in a great
+ perplexity, yet did not this cruel-hearted cur shed
+ one tear: he is a stone, a very pebble stone, and
+ has no more pity in him than a dog: a Jew would have
+ wept to have seen our parting; why, my grandam,
+ having no eyes, look you, wept herself blind at my
+ parting. Nay, I'll show you the manner of it. This
+ shoe is my father: no, this left shoe is my father:
+ no, no, this left shoe is my mother: nay, that
+ cannot be so neither: yes, it is so, it is so, it
+ hath the worser sole. This shoe, with the hole in
+ it, is my mother, and this my father; a vengeance
+ on't! there 'tis: now, sit, this staff is my
+ sister, for, look you, she is as white as a lily and
+ as small as a wand: this hat is Nan, our maid: I
+ am the dog: no, the dog is himself, and I am the
+ dog--Oh! the dog is me, and I am myself; ay, so,
+ so. Now come I to my father; Father, your blessing:
+ now should not the shoe speak a word for weeping:
+ now should I kiss my father; well, he weeps on. Now
+ come I to my mother: O, that she could speak now
+ like a wood woman! Well, I kiss her; why, there
+ 'tis; here's my mother's breath up and down. Now
+ come I to my sister; mark the moan she makes. Now
+ the dog all this while sheds not a tear nor speaks a
+ word; but see how I lay the dust with my tears.
+
+ [Enter PANTHINO]
+
+PANTHINO Launce, away, away, aboard! thy master is shipped
+ and thou art to post after with oars. What's the
+ matter? why weepest thou, man? Away, ass! You'll
+ lose the tide, if you tarry any longer.
+
+LAUNCE It is no matter if the tied were lost; for it is the
+ unkindest tied that ever any man tied.
+
+PANTHINO What's the unkindest tide?
+
+LAUNCE Why, he that's tied here, Crab, my dog.
+
+PANTHINO Tut, man, I mean thou'lt lose the flood, and, in
+ losing the flood, lose thy voyage, and, in losing
+ thy voyage, lose thy master, and, in losing thy
+ master, lose thy service, and, in losing thy
+ service,--Why dost thou stop my mouth?
+
+LAUNCE For fear thou shouldst lose thy tongue.
+
+PANTHINO Where should I lose my tongue?
+
+LAUNCE In thy tale.
+
+PANTHINO In thy tail!
+
+LAUNCE Lose the tide, and the voyage, and the master, and
+ the service, and the tied! Why, man, if the river
+ were dry, I am able to fill it with my tears; if the
+ wind were down, I could drive the boat with my sighs.
+
+PANTHINO Come, come away, man; I was sent to call thee.
+
+LAUNCE Sir, call me what thou darest.
+
+PANTHINO Wilt thou go?
+
+LAUNCE Well, I will go.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Milan. The DUKE's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter SILVIA, VALENTINE, THURIO, and SPEED]
+
+SILVIA Servant!
+
+VALENTINE Mistress?
+
+SPEED Master, Sir Thurio frowns on you.
+
+VALENTINE Ay, boy, it's for love.
+
+SPEED Not of you.
+
+VALENTINE Of my mistress, then.
+
+SPEED 'Twere good you knocked him.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SILVIA Servant, you are sad.
+
+VALENTINE Indeed, madam, I seem so.
+
+THURIO Seem you that you are not?
+
+VALENTINE Haply I do.
+
+THURIO So do counterfeits.
+
+VALENTINE So do you.
+
+THURIO What seem I that I am not?
+
+VALENTINE Wise.
+
+THURIO What instance of the contrary?
+
+VALENTINE Your folly.
+
+THURIO And how quote you my folly?
+
+VALENTINE I quote it in your jerkin.
+
+THURIO My jerkin is a doublet.
+
+VALENTINE Well, then, I'll double your folly.
+
+THURIO How?
+
+SILVIA What, angry, Sir Thurio! do you change colour?
+
+VALENTINE Give him leave, madam; he is a kind of chameleon.
+
+THURIO That hath more mind to feed on your blood than live
+ in your air.
+
+VALENTINE You have said, sir.
+
+THURIO Ay, sir, and done too, for this time.
+
+VALENTINE I know it well, sir; you always end ere you begin.
+
+SILVIA A fine volley of words, gentlemen, and quickly shot off.
+
+VALENTINE 'Tis indeed, madam; we thank the giver.
+
+SILVIA Who is that, servant?
+
+VALENTINE Yourself, sweet lady; for you gave the fire. Sir
+ Thurio borrows his wit from your ladyship's looks,
+ and spends what he borrows kindly in your company.
+
+THURIO Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall
+ make your wit bankrupt.
+
+VALENTINE I know it well, sir; you have an exchequer of words,
+ and, I think, no other treasure to give your
+ followers, for it appears by their bare liveries,
+ that they live by your bare words.
+
+SILVIA No more, gentlemen, no more:--here comes my father.
+
+ [Enter DUKE]
+
+DUKE Now, daughter Silvia, you are hard beset.
+ Sir Valentine, your father's in good health:
+ What say you to a letter from your friends
+ Of much good news?
+
+VALENTINE My lord, I will be thankful.
+ To any happy messenger from thence.
+
+DUKE Know ye Don Antonio, your countryman?
+
+VALENTINE Ay, my good lord, I know the gentleman
+ To be of worth and worthy estimation
+ And not without desert so well reputed.
+
+DUKE Hath he not a son?
+
+VALENTINE Ay, my good lord; a son that well deserves
+ The honour and regard of such a father.
+
+DUKE You know him well?
+
+VALENTINE I know him as myself; for from our infancy
+ We have conversed and spent our hours together:
+ And though myself have been an idle truant,
+ Omitting the sweet benefit of time
+ To clothe mine age with angel-like perfection,
+ Yet hath Sir Proteus, for that's his name,
+ Made use and fair advantage of his days;
+ His years but young, but his experience old;
+ His head unmellow'd, but his judgment ripe;
+ And, in a word, for far behind his worth
+ Comes all the praises that I now bestow,
+ He is complete in feature and in mind
+ With all good grace to grace a gentleman.
+
+DUKE Beshrew me, sir, but if he make this good,
+ He is as worthy for an empress' love
+ As meet to be an emperor's counsellor.
+ Well, sir, this gentleman is come to me,
+ With commendation from great potentates;
+ And here he means to spend his time awhile:
+ I think 'tis no unwelcome news to you.
+
+VALENTINE Should I have wish'd a thing, it had been he.
+
+DUKE Welcome him then according to his worth.
+ Silvia, I speak to you, and you, Sir Thurio;
+ For Valentine, I need not cite him to it:
+ I will send him hither to you presently.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+VALENTINE This is the gentleman I told your ladyship
+ Had come along with me, but that his mistress
+ Did hold his eyes lock'd in her crystal looks.
+
+SILVIA Belike that now she hath enfranchised them
+ Upon some other pawn for fealty.
+
+VALENTINE Nay, sure, I think she holds them prisoners still.
+
+SILVIA Nay, then he should be blind; and, being blind
+ How could he see his way to seek out you?
+
+VALENTINE Why, lady, Love hath twenty pair of eyes.
+
+THURIO They say that Love hath not an eye at all.
+
+VALENTINE To see such lovers, Thurio, as yourself:
+ Upon a homely object Love can wink.
+
+SILVIA Have done, have done; here comes the gentleman.
+
+ [Exit THURIO]
+
+ [Enter PROTEUS]
+
+VALENTINE Welcome, dear Proteus! Mistress, I beseech you,
+ Confirm his welcome with some special favour.
+
+SILVIA His worth is warrant for his welcome hither,
+ If this be he you oft have wish'd to hear from.
+
+VALENTINE Mistress, it is: sweet lady, entertain him
+ To be my fellow-servant to your ladyship.
+
+SILVIA Too low a mistress for so high a servant.
+
+PROTEUS Not so, sweet lady: but too mean a servant
+ To have a look of such a worthy mistress.
+
+VALENTINE Leave off discourse of disability:
+ Sweet lady, entertain him for your servant.
+
+PROTEUS My duty will I boast of; nothing else.
+
+SILVIA And duty never yet did want his meed:
+ Servant, you are welcome to a worthless mistress.
+
+PROTEUS I'll die on him that says so but yourself.
+
+SILVIA That you are welcome?
+
+PROTEUS That you are worthless.
+
+ [Re-enter THURIO]
+
+THURIO Madam, my lord your father would speak with you.
+
+SILVIA I wait upon his pleasure. Come, Sir Thurio,
+ Go with me. Once more, new servant, welcome:
+ I'll leave you to confer of home affairs;
+ When you have done, we look to hear from you.
+
+PROTEUS We'll both attend upon your ladyship.
+
+ [Exeunt SILVIA and THURIO]
+
+VALENTINE Now, tell me, how do all from whence you came?
+
+PROTEUS Your friends are well and have them much commended.
+
+VALENTINE And how do yours?
+
+PROTEUS I left them all in health.
+
+VALENTINE How does your lady? and how thrives your love?
+
+PROTEUS My tales of love were wont to weary you;
+ I know you joy not in a love discourse.
+
+VALENTINE Ay, Proteus, but that life is alter'd now:
+ I have done penance for contemning Love,
+ Whose high imperious thoughts have punish'd me
+ With bitter fasts, with penitential groans,
+ With nightly tears and daily heart-sore sighs;
+ For in revenge of my contempt of love,
+ Love hath chased sleep from my enthralled eyes
+ And made them watchers of mine own heart's sorrow.
+ O gentle Proteus, Love's a mighty lord,
+ And hath so humbled me, as, I confess,
+ There is no woe to his correction,
+ Nor to his service no such joy on earth.
+ Now no discourse, except it be of love;
+ Now can I break my fast, dine, sup and sleep,
+ Upon the very naked name of love.
+
+PROTEUS Enough; I read your fortune in your eye.
+ Was this the idol that you worship so?
+
+VALENTINE Even she; and is she not a heavenly saint?
+
+PROTEUS No; but she is an earthly paragon.
+
+VALENTINE Call her divine.
+
+PROTEUS I will not flatter her.
+
+VALENTINE O, flatter me; for love delights in praises.
+
+PROTEUS When I was sick, you gave me bitter pills,
+ And I must minister the like to you.
+
+VALENTINE Then speak the truth by her; if not divine,
+ Yet let her be a principality,
+ Sovereign to all the creatures on the earth.
+
+PROTEUS Except my mistress.
+
+VALENTINE Sweet, except not any;
+ Except thou wilt except against my love.
+
+PROTEUS Have I not reason to prefer mine own?
+
+VALENTINE And I will help thee to prefer her too:
+ She shall be dignified with this high honour--
+ To bear my lady's train, lest the base earth
+ Should from her vesture chance to steal a kiss
+ And, of so great a favour growing proud,
+ Disdain to root the summer-swelling flower
+ And make rough winter everlastingly.
+
+PROTEUS Why, Valentine, what braggardism is this?
+
+VALENTINE Pardon me, Proteus: all I can is nothing
+ To her whose worth makes other worthies nothing;
+ She is alone.
+
+PROTEUS Then let her alone.
+
+VALENTINE Not for the world: why, man, she is mine own,
+ And I as rich in having such a jewel
+ As twenty seas, if all their sand were pearl,
+ The water nectar and the rocks pure gold.
+ Forgive me that I do not dream on thee,
+ Because thou see'st me dote upon my love.
+ My foolish rival, that her father likes
+ Only for his possessions are so huge,
+ Is gone with her along, and I must after,
+ For love, thou know'st, is full of jealousy.
+
+PROTEUS But she loves you?
+
+VALENTINE Ay, and we are betroth'd: nay, more, our,
+ marriage-hour,
+ With all the cunning manner of our flight,
+ Determined of; how I must climb her window,
+ The ladder made of cords, and all the means
+ Plotted and 'greed on for my happiness.
+ Good Proteus, go with me to my chamber,
+ In these affairs to aid me with thy counsel.
+
+PROTEUS Go on before; I shall inquire you forth:
+ I must unto the road, to disembark
+ Some necessaries that I needs must use,
+ And then I'll presently attend you.
+
+VALENTINE Will you make haste?
+
+PROTEUS I will.
+
+ [Exit VALENTINE]
+
+ Even as one heat another heat expels,
+ Or as one nail by strength drives out another,
+ So the remembrance of my former love
+ Is by a newer object quite forgotten.
+ Is it mine, or Valentine's praise,
+ Her true perfection, or my false transgression,
+ That makes me reasonless to reason thus?
+ She is fair; and so is Julia that I love--
+ That I did love, for now my love is thaw'd;
+ Which, like a waxen image, 'gainst a fire,
+ Bears no impression of the thing it was.
+ Methinks my zeal to Valentine is cold,
+ And that I love him not as I was wont.
+ O, but I love his lady too too much,
+ And that's the reason I love him so little.
+ How shall I dote on her with more advice,
+ That thus without advice begin to love her!
+ 'Tis but her picture I have yet beheld,
+ And that hath dazzled my reason's light;
+ But when I look on her perfections,
+ There is no reason but I shall be blind.
+ If I can cheque my erring love, I will;
+ If not, to compass her I'll use my skill.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE V The same. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter SPEED and LAUNCE severally]
+
+SPEED Launce! by mine honesty, welcome to Milan!
+
+LAUNCE Forswear not thyself, sweet youth, for I am not
+ welcome. I reckon this always, that a man is never
+ undone till he be hanged, nor never welcome to a
+ place till some certain shot be paid and the hostess
+ say 'Welcome!'
+
+SPEED Come on, you madcap, I'll to the alehouse with you
+ presently; where, for one shot of five pence, thou
+ shalt have five thousand welcomes. But, sirrah, how
+ did thy master part with Madam Julia?
+
+LAUNCE Marry, after they closed in earnest, they parted very
+ fairly in jest.
+
+SPEED But shall she marry him?
+
+LAUNCE No.
+
+SPEED How then? shall he marry her?
+
+LAUNCE No, neither.
+
+SPEED What, are they broken?
+
+LAUNCE No, they are both as whole as a fish.
+
+SPEED Why, then, how stands the matter with them?
+
+LAUNCE Marry, thus: when it stands well with him, it
+ stands well with her.
+
+SPEED What an ass art thou! I understand thee not.
+
+LAUNCE What a block art thou, that thou canst not! My
+ staff understands me.
+
+SPEED What thou sayest?
+
+LAUNCE Ay, and what I do too: look thee, I'll but lean,
+ and my staff understands me.
+
+SPEED It stands under thee, indeed.
+
+LAUNCE Why, stand-under and under-stand is all one.
+
+SPEED But tell me true, will't be a match?
+
+LAUNCE Ask my dog: if he say ay, it will! if he say no,
+ it will; if he shake his tail and say nothing, it will.
+
+SPEED The conclusion is then that it will.
+
+LAUNCE Thou shalt never get such a secret from me but by a parable.
+
+SPEED 'Tis well that I get it so. But, Launce, how sayest
+ thou, that my master is become a notable lover?
+
+LAUNCE I never knew him otherwise.
+
+SPEED Than how?
+
+LAUNCE A notable lubber, as thou reportest him to be.
+
+SPEED Why, thou whoreson ass, thou mistakest me.
+
+LAUNCE Why, fool, I meant not thee; I meant thy master.
+
+SPEED I tell thee, my master is become a hot lover.
+
+LAUNCE Why, I tell thee, I care not though he burn himself
+ in love. If thou wilt, go with me to the alehouse;
+ if not, thou art an Hebrew, a Jew, and not worth the
+ name of a Christian.
+
+SPEED Why?
+
+LAUNCE Because thou hast not so much charity in thee as to
+ go to the ale with a Christian. Wilt thou go?
+
+SPEED At thy service.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE VI The same. The DUKE'S palace.
+
+
+ [Enter PROTEUS]
+
+PROTEUS To leave my Julia, shall I be forsworn;
+ To love fair Silvia, shall I be forsworn;
+ To wrong my friend, I shall be much forsworn;
+ And even that power which gave me first my oath
+ Provokes me to this threefold perjury;
+ Love bade me swear and Love bids me forswear.
+ O sweet-suggesting Love, if thou hast sinned,
+ Teach me, thy tempted subject, to excuse it!
+ At first I did adore a twinkling star,
+ But now I worship a celestial sun.
+ Unheedful vows may heedfully be broken,
+ And he wants wit that wants resolved will
+ To learn his wit to exchange the bad for better.
+ Fie, fie, unreverend tongue! to call her bad,
+ Whose sovereignty so oft thou hast preferr'd
+ With twenty thousand soul-confirming oaths.
+ I cannot leave to love, and yet I do;
+ But there I leave to love where I should love.
+ Julia I lose and Valentine I lose:
+ If I keep them, I needs must lose myself;
+ If I lose them, thus find I by their loss
+ For Valentine myself, for Julia Silvia.
+ I to myself am dearer than a friend,
+ For love is still most precious in itself;
+ And Silvia--witness Heaven, that made her fair!--
+ Shows Julia but a swarthy Ethiope.
+ I will forget that Julia is alive,
+ Remembering that my love to her is dead;
+ And Valentine I'll hold an enemy,
+ Aiming at Silvia as a sweeter friend.
+ I cannot now prove constant to myself,
+ Without some treachery used to Valentine.
+ This night he meaneth with a corded ladder
+ To climb celestial Silvia's chamber-window,
+ Myself in counsel, his competitor.
+ Now presently I'll give her father notice
+ Of their disguising and pretended flight;
+ Who, all enraged, will banish Valentine;
+ For Thurio, he intends, shall wed his daughter;
+ But, Valentine being gone, I'll quickly cross
+ By some sly trick blunt Thurio's dull proceeding.
+ Love, lend me wings to make my purpose swift,
+ As thou hast lent me wit to plot this drift!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Verona. JULIA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter JULIA and LUCETTA]
+
+JULIA Counsel, Lucetta; gentle girl, assist me;
+ And even in kind love I do conjure thee,
+ Who art the table wherein all my thoughts
+ Are visibly character'd and engraved,
+ To lesson me and tell me some good mean
+ How, with my honour, I may undertake
+ A journey to my loving Proteus.
+
+LUCETTA Alas, the way is wearisome and long!
+
+JULIA A true-devoted pilgrim is not weary
+ To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps;
+ Much less shall she that hath Love's wings to fly,
+ And when the flight is made to one so dear,
+ Of such divine perfection, as Sir Proteus.
+
+LUCETTA Better forbear till Proteus make return.
+
+JULIA O, know'st thou not his looks are my soul's food?
+ Pity the dearth that I have pined in,
+ By longing for that food so long a time.
+ Didst thou but know the inly touch of love,
+ Thou wouldst as soon go kindle fire with snow
+ As seek to quench the fire of love with words.
+
+LUCETTA I do not seek to quench your love's hot fire,
+ But qualify the fire's extreme rage,
+ Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason.
+
+JULIA The more thou damm'st it up, the more it burns.
+ The current that with gentle murmur glides,
+ Thou know'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth rage;
+ But when his fair course is not hindered,
+ He makes sweet music with the enamell'ed stones,
+ Giving a gentle kiss to every sedge
+ He overtaketh in his pilgrimage,
+ And so by many winding nooks he strays
+ With willing sport to the wild ocean.
+ Then let me go and hinder not my course
+ I'll be as patient as a gentle stream
+ And make a pastime of each weary step,
+ Till the last step have brought me to my love;
+ And there I'll rest, as after much turmoil
+ A blessed soul doth in Elysium.
+
+LUCETTA But in what habit will you go along?
+
+JULIA Not like a woman; for I would prevent
+ The loose encounters of lascivious men:
+ Gentle Lucetta, fit me with such weeds
+ As may beseem some well-reputed page.
+
+LUCETTA Why, then, your ladyship must cut your hair.
+
+JULIA No, girl, I'll knit it up in silken strings
+ With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots.
+ To be fantastic may become a youth
+ Of greater time than I shall show to be.
+
+LUCETTA What fashion, madam shall I make your breeches?
+
+JULIA That fits as well as 'Tell me, good my lord,
+ What compass will you wear your farthingale?'
+ Why even what fashion thou best likest, Lucetta.
+
+LUCETTA You must needs have them with a codpiece, madam.
+
+JULIA Out, out, Lucetta! that would be ill-favour'd.
+
+LUCETTA A round hose, madam, now's not worth a pin,
+ Unless you have a codpiece to stick pins on.
+
+JULIA Lucetta, as thou lovest me, let me have
+ What thou thinkest meet and is most mannerly.
+ But tell me, wench, how will the world repute me
+ For undertaking so unstaid a journey?
+ I fear me, it will make me scandalized.
+
+LUCETTA If you think so, then stay at home and go not.
+
+JULIA Nay, that I will not.
+
+LUCETTA Then never dream on infamy, but go.
+ If Proteus like your journey when you come,
+ No matter who's displeased when you are gone:
+ I fear me, he will scarce be pleased withal.
+
+JULIA That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear:
+ A thousand oaths, an ocean of his tears
+ And instances of infinite of love
+ Warrant me welcome to my Proteus.
+
+LUCETTA All these are servants to deceitful men.
+
+JULIA Base men, that use them to so base effect!
+ But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth
+ His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles,
+ His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate,
+ His tears pure messengers sent from his heart,
+ His heart as far from fraud as heaven from earth.
+
+LUCETTA Pray heaven he prove so, when you come to him!
+
+JULIA Now, as thou lovest me, do him not that wrong
+ To bear a hard opinion of his truth:
+ Only deserve my love by loving him;
+ And presently go with me to my chamber,
+ To take a note of what I stand in need of,
+ To furnish me upon my longing journey.
+ All that is mine I leave at thy dispose,
+ My goods, my lands, my reputation;
+ Only, in lieu thereof, dispatch me hence.
+ Come, answer not, but to it presently!
+ I am impatient of my tarriance.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Milan. The DUKE's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE, THURIO, and PROTEUS]
+
+DUKE Sir Thurio, give us leave, I pray, awhile;
+ We have some secrets to confer about.
+
+ [Exit THURIO]
+
+ Now, tell me, Proteus, what's your will with me?
+
+PROTEUS My gracious lord, that which I would discover
+ The law of friendship bids me to conceal;
+ But when I call to mind your gracious favours
+ Done to me, undeserving as I am,
+ My duty pricks me on to utter that
+ Which else no worldly good should draw from me.
+ Know, worthy prince, Sir Valentine, my friend,
+ This night intends to steal away your daughter:
+ Myself am one made privy to the plot.
+ I know you have determined to bestow her
+ On Thurio, whom your gentle daughter hates;
+ And should she thus be stol'n away from you,
+ It would be much vexation to your age.
+ Thus, for my duty's sake, I rather chose
+ To cross my friend in his intended drift
+ Than, by concealing it, heap on your head
+ A pack of sorrows which would press you down,
+ Being unprevented, to your timeless grave.
+
+DUKE Proteus, I thank thee for thine honest care;
+ Which to requite, command me while I live.
+ This love of theirs myself have often seen,
+ Haply when they have judged me fast asleep,
+ And oftentimes have purposed to forbid
+ Sir Valentine her company and my court:
+ But fearing lest my jealous aim might err
+ And so unworthily disgrace the man,
+ A rashness that I ever yet have shunn'd,
+ I gave him gentle looks, thereby to find
+ That which thyself hast now disclosed to me.
+ And, that thou mayst perceive my fear of this,
+ Knowing that tender youth is soon suggested,
+ I nightly lodge her in an upper tower,
+ The key whereof myself have ever kept;
+ And thence she cannot be convey'd away.
+
+PROTEUS Know, noble lord, they have devised a mean
+ How he her chamber-window will ascend
+ And with a corded ladder fetch her down;
+ For which the youthful lover now is gone
+ And this way comes he with it presently;
+ Where, if it please you, you may intercept him.
+ But, good my Lord, do it so cunningly
+ That my discovery be not aimed at;
+ For love of you, not hate unto my friend,
+ Hath made me publisher of this pretence.
+
+DUKE Upon mine honour, he shall never know
+ That I had any light from thee of this.
+
+PROTEUS Adieu, my Lord; Sir Valentine is coming.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter VALENTINE]
+
+DUKE Sir Valentine, whither away so fast?
+
+VALENTINE Please it your grace, there is a messenger
+ That stays to bear my letters to my friends,
+ And I am going to deliver them.
+
+DUKE Be they of much import?
+
+VALENTINE The tenor of them doth but signify
+ My health and happy being at your court.
+
+DUKE Nay then, no matter; stay with me awhile;
+ I am to break with thee of some affairs
+ That touch me near, wherein thou must be secret.
+ 'Tis not unknown to thee that I have sought
+ To match my friend Sir Thurio to my daughter.
+
+VALENTINE I know it well, my Lord; and, sure, the match
+ Were rich and honourable; besides, the gentleman
+ Is full of virtue, bounty, worth and qualities
+ Beseeming such a wife as your fair daughter:
+ Cannot your Grace win her to fancy him?
+
+DUKE No, trust me; she is peevish, sullen, froward,
+ Proud, disobedient, stubborn, lacking duty,
+ Neither regarding that she is my child
+ Nor fearing me as if I were her father;
+ And, may I say to thee, this pride of hers,
+ Upon advice, hath drawn my love from her;
+ And, where I thought the remnant of mine age
+ Should have been cherish'd by her child-like duty,
+ I now am full resolved to take a wife
+ And turn her out to who will take her in:
+ Then let her beauty be her wedding-dower;
+ For me and my possessions she esteems not.
+
+VALENTINE What would your Grace have me to do in this?
+
+DUKE There is a lady in Verona here
+ Whom I affect; but she is nice and coy
+ And nought esteems my aged eloquence:
+ Now therefore would I have thee to my tutor--
+ For long agone I have forgot to court;
+ Besides, the fashion of the time is changed--
+ How and which way I may bestow myself
+ To be regarded in her sun-bright eye.
+
+VALENTINE Win her with gifts, if she respect not words:
+ Dumb jewels often in their silent kind
+ More than quick words do move a woman's mind.
+
+DUKE But she did scorn a present that I sent her.
+
+VALENTINE A woman sometimes scorns what best contents her.
+ Send her another; never give her o'er;
+ For scorn at first makes after-love the more.
+ If she do frown, 'tis not in hate of you,
+ But rather to beget more love in you:
+ If she do chide, 'tis not to have you gone;
+ For why, the fools are mad, if left alone.
+ Take no repulse, whatever she doth say;
+ For 'get you gone,' she doth not mean 'away!'
+ Flatter and praise, commend, extol their graces;
+ Though ne'er so black, say they have angels' faces.
+ That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,
+ If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
+
+DUKE But she I mean is promised by her friends
+ Unto a youthful gentleman of worth,
+ And kept severely from resort of men,
+ That no man hath access by day to her.
+
+VALENTINE Why, then, I would resort to her by night.
+
+DUKE Ay, but the doors be lock'd and keys kept safe,
+ That no man hath recourse to her by night.
+
+VALENTINE What lets but one may enter at her window?
+
+DUKE Her chamber is aloft, far from the ground,
+ And built so shelving that one cannot climb it
+ Without apparent hazard of his life.
+
+VALENTINE Why then, a ladder quaintly made of cords,
+ To cast up, with a pair of anchoring hooks,
+ Would serve to scale another Hero's tower,
+ So bold Leander would adventure it.
+
+DUKE Now, as thou art a gentleman of blood,
+ Advise me where I may have such a ladder.
+
+VALENTINE When would you use it? pray, sir, tell me that.
+
+DUKE This very night; for Love is like a child,
+ That longs for every thing that he can come by.
+
+VALENTINE By seven o'clock I'll get you such a ladder.
+
+DUKE But, hark thee; I will go to her alone:
+ How shall I best convey the ladder thither?
+
+VALENTINE It will be light, my lord, that you may bear it
+ Under a cloak that is of any length.
+
+DUKE A cloak as long as thine will serve the turn?
+
+VALENTINE Ay, my good lord.
+
+DUKE Then let me see thy cloak:
+ I'll get me one of such another length.
+
+VALENTINE Why, any cloak will serve the turn, my lord.
+
+DUKE How shall I fashion me to wear a cloak?
+ I pray thee, let me feel thy cloak upon me.
+ What letter is this same? What's here? 'To Silvia'!
+ And here an engine fit for my proceeding.
+ I'll be so bold to break the seal for once.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'My thoughts do harbour with my Silvia nightly,
+ And slaves they are to me that send them flying:
+ O, could their master come and go as lightly,
+ Himself would lodge where senseless they are lying!
+ My herald thoughts in thy pure bosom rest them:
+ While I, their king, that hither them importune,
+ Do curse the grace that with such grace hath bless'd them,
+ Because myself do want my servants' fortune:
+ I curse myself, for they are sent by me,
+ That they should harbour where their lord would be.'
+ What's here?
+ 'Silvia, this night I will enfranchise thee.'
+ 'Tis so; and here's the ladder for the purpose.
+ Why, Phaeton,--for thou art Merops' son,--
+ Wilt thou aspire to guide the heavenly car
+ And with thy daring folly burn the world?
+ Wilt thou reach stars, because they shine on thee?
+ Go, base intruder! overweening slave!
+ Bestow thy fawning smiles on equal mates,
+ And think my patience, more than thy desert,
+ Is privilege for thy departure hence:
+ Thank me for this more than for all the favours
+ Which all too much I have bestow'd on thee.
+ But if thou linger in my territories
+ Longer than swiftest expedition
+ Will give thee time to leave our royal court,
+ By heaven! my wrath shall far exceed the love
+ I ever bore my daughter or thyself.
+ Be gone! I will not hear thy vain excuse;
+ But, as thou lovest thy life, make speed from hence.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+VALENTINE And why not death rather than living torment?
+ To die is to be banish'd from myself;
+ And Silvia is myself: banish'd from her
+ Is self from self: a deadly banishment!
+ What light is light, if Silvia be not seen?
+ What joy is joy, if Silvia be not by?
+ Unless it be to think that she is by
+ And feed upon the shadow of perfection
+ Except I be by Silvia in the night,
+ There is no music in the nightingale;
+ Unless I look on Silvia in the day,
+ There is no day for me to look upon;
+ She is my essence, and I leave to be,
+ If I be not by her fair influence
+ Foster'd, illumined, cherish'd, kept alive.
+ I fly not death, to fly his deadly doom:
+ Tarry I here, I but attend on death:
+ But, fly I hence, I fly away from life.
+
+ [Enter PROTEUS and LAUNCE]
+
+PROTEUS Run, boy, run, run, and seek him out.
+
+LAUNCE Soho, soho!
+
+PROTEUS What seest thou?
+
+LAUNCE Him we go to find: there's not a hair on's head
+ but 'tis a Valentine.
+
+PROTEUS Valentine?
+
+VALENTINE No.
+
+PROTEUS Who then? his spirit?
+
+VALENTINE Neither.
+
+PROTEUS What then?
+
+VALENTINE Nothing.
+
+LAUNCE Can nothing speak? Master, shall I strike?
+
+PROTEUS Who wouldst thou strike?
+
+LAUNCE Nothing.
+
+PROTEUS Villain, forbear.
+
+LAUNCE Why, sir, I'll strike nothing: I pray you,--
+
+PROTEUS Sirrah, I say, forbear. Friend Valentine, a word.
+
+VALENTINE My ears are stopt and cannot hear good news,
+ So much of bad already hath possess'd them.
+
+PROTEUS Then in dumb silence will I bury mine,
+ For they are harsh, untuneable and bad.
+
+VALENTINE Is Silvia dead?
+
+PROTEUS No, Valentine.
+
+VALENTINE No Valentine, indeed, for sacred Silvia.
+ Hath she forsworn me?
+
+PROTEUS No, Valentine.
+
+VALENTINE No Valentine, if Silvia have forsworn me.
+ What is your news?
+
+LAUNCE Sir, there is a proclamation that you are vanished.
+
+PROTEUS That thou art banished--O, that's the news!--
+ From hence, from Silvia and from me thy friend.
+
+VALENTINE O, I have fed upon this woe already,
+ And now excess of it will make me surfeit.
+ Doth Silvia know that I am banished?
+
+PROTEUS Ay, ay; and she hath offer'd to the doom--
+ Which, unreversed, stands in effectual force--
+ A sea of melting pearl, which some call tears:
+ Those at her father's churlish feet she tender'd;
+ With them, upon her knees, her humble self;
+ Wringing her hands, whose whiteness so became them
+ As if but now they waxed pale for woe:
+ But neither bended knees, pure hands held up,
+ Sad sighs, deep groans, nor silver-shedding tears,
+ Could penetrate her uncompassionate sire;
+ But Valentine, if he be ta'en, must die.
+ Besides, her intercession chafed him so,
+ When she for thy repeal was suppliant,
+ That to close prison he commanded her,
+ With many bitter threats of biding there.
+
+VALENTINE No more; unless the next word that thou speak'st
+ Have some malignant power upon my life:
+ If so, I pray thee, breathe it in mine ear,
+ As ending anthem of my endless dolour.
+
+PROTEUS Cease to lament for that thou canst not help,
+ And study help for that which thou lament'st.
+ Time is the nurse and breeder of all good.
+ Here if thou stay, thou canst not see thy love;
+ Besides, thy staying will abridge thy life.
+ Hope is a lover's staff; walk hence with that
+ And manage it against despairing thoughts.
+ Thy letters may be here, though thou art hence;
+ Which, being writ to me, shall be deliver'd
+ Even in the milk-white bosom of thy love.
+ The time now serves not to expostulate:
+ Come, I'll convey thee through the city-gate;
+ And, ere I part with thee, confer at large
+ Of all that may concern thy love-affairs.
+ As thou lovest Silvia, though not for thyself,
+ Regard thy danger, and along with me!
+
+VALENTINE I pray thee, Launce, an if thou seest my boy,
+ Bid him make haste and meet me at the North-gate.
+
+PROTEUS Go, sirrah, find him out. Come, Valentine.
+
+VALENTINE O my dear Silvia! Hapless Valentine!
+
+ [Exeunt VALENTINE and PROTEUS]
+
+LAUNCE I am but a fool, look you; and yet I have the wit to
+ think my master is a kind of a knave: but that's
+ all one, if he be but one knave. He lives not now
+ that knows me to be in love; yet I am in love; but a
+ team of horse shall not pluck that from me; nor who
+ 'tis I love; and yet 'tis a woman; but what woman, I
+ will not tell myself; and yet 'tis a milkmaid; yet
+ 'tis not a maid, for she hath had gossips; yet 'tis
+ a maid, for she is her master's maid, and serves for
+ wages. She hath more qualities than a water-spaniel;
+ which is much in a bare Christian.
+
+ [Pulling out a paper]
+
+ Here is the cate-log of her condition.
+ 'Imprimis: She can fetch and carry.' Why, a horse
+ can do no more: nay, a horse cannot fetch, but only
+ carry; therefore is she better than a jade. 'Item:
+ She can milk;' look you, a sweet virtue in a maid
+ with clean hands.
+
+ [Enter SPEED]
+
+SPEED How now, Signior Launce! what news with your
+ mastership?
+
+LAUNCE With my master's ship? why, it is at sea.
+
+SPEED Well, your old vice still; mistake the word. What
+ news, then, in your paper?
+
+LAUNCE The blackest news that ever thou heardest.
+
+SPEED Why, man, how black?
+
+LAUNCE Why, as black as ink.
+
+SPEED Let me read them.
+
+LAUNCE Fie on thee, jolt-head! thou canst not read.
+
+SPEED Thou liest; I can.
+
+LAUNCE I will try thee. Tell me this: who begot thee?
+
+SPEED Marry, the son of my grandfather.
+
+LAUNCE O illiterate loiterer! it was the son of thy
+ grandmother: this proves that thou canst not read.
+
+SPEED Come, fool, come; try me in thy paper.
+
+LAUNCE There; and St. Nicholas be thy speed!
+
+SPEED [Reads] 'Imprimis: She can milk.'
+
+LAUNCE Ay, that she can.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She brews good ale.'
+
+LAUNCE And thereof comes the proverb: 'Blessing of your
+ heart, you brew good ale.'
+
+SPEED 'Item: She can sew.'
+
+LAUNCE That's as much as to say, Can she so?
+
+SPEED 'Item: She can knit.'
+
+LAUNCE What need a man care for a stock with a wench, when
+ she can knit him a stock?
+
+SPEED 'Item: She can wash and scour.'
+
+LAUNCE A special virtue: for then she need not be washed
+ and scoured.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She can spin.'
+
+LAUNCE Then may I set the world on wheels, when she can
+ spin for her living.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She hath many nameless virtues.'
+
+LAUNCE That's as much as to say, bastard virtues; that,
+ indeed, know not their fathers and therefore have no names.
+
+SPEED 'Here follow her vices.'
+
+LAUNCE Close at the heels of her virtues.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She is not to be kissed fasting in respect
+ of her breath.'
+
+LAUNCE Well, that fault may be mended with a breakfast. Read on.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She hath a sweet mouth.'
+
+LAUNCE That makes amends for her sour breath.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She doth talk in her sleep.'
+
+LAUNCE It's no matter for that, so she sleep not in her talk.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She is slow in words.'
+
+LAUNCE O villain, that set this down among her vices! To
+ be slow in words is a woman's only virtue: I pray
+ thee, out with't, and place it for her chief virtue.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She is proud.'
+
+LAUNCE Out with that too; it was Eve's legacy, and cannot
+ be ta'en from her.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She hath no teeth.'
+
+LAUNCE I care not for that neither, because I love crusts.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She is curst.'
+
+LAUNCE Well, the best is, she hath no teeth to bite.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She will often praise her liquor.'
+
+LAUNCE If her liquor be good, she shall: if she will not, I
+ will; for good things should be praised.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She is too liberal.'
+
+LAUNCE Of her tongue she cannot, for that's writ down she
+ is slow of; of her purse she shall not, for that
+ I'll keep shut: now, of another thing she may, and
+ that cannot I help. Well, proceed.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She hath more hair than wit, and more faults
+ than hairs, and more wealth than faults.'
+
+LAUNCE Stop there; I'll have her: she was mine, and not
+ mine, twice or thrice in that last article.
+ Rehearse that once more.
+
+SPEED 'Item: She hath more hair than wit,'--
+
+LAUNCE More hair than wit? It may be; I'll prove it. The
+ cover of the salt hides the salt, and therefore it
+ is more than the salt; the hair that covers the wit
+ is more than the wit, for the greater hides the
+ less. What's next?
+
+SPEED 'And more faults than hairs,'--
+
+LAUNCE That's monstrous: O, that that were out!
+
+SPEED 'And more wealth than faults.'
+
+LAUNCE Why, that word makes the faults gracious. Well,
+ I'll have her; and if it be a match, as nothing is
+ impossible,--
+
+SPEED What then?
+
+LAUNCE Why, then will I tell thee--that thy master stays
+ for thee at the North-gate.
+
+SPEED For me?
+
+LAUNCE For thee! ay, who art thou? he hath stayed for a
+ better man than thee.
+
+SPEED And must I go to him?
+
+LAUNCE Thou must run to him, for thou hast stayed so long
+ that going will scarce serve the turn.
+
+SPEED Why didst not tell me sooner? pox of your love letters!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LAUNCE Now will he be swinged for reading my letter; an
+ unmannerly slave, that will thrust himself into
+ secrets! I'll after, to rejoice in the boy's correction.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. The DUKE's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE and THURIO]
+
+DUKE Sir Thurio, fear not but that she will love you,
+ Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight.
+
+THURIO Since his exile she hath despised me most,
+ Forsworn my company and rail'd at me,
+ That I am desperate of obtaining her.
+
+DUKE This weak impress of love is as a figure
+ Trenched in ice, which with an hour's heat
+ Dissolves to water and doth lose his form.
+ A little time will melt her frozen thoughts
+ And worthless Valentine shall be forgot.
+
+ [Enter PROTEUS]
+
+ How now, Sir Proteus! Is your countryman
+ According to our proclamation gone?
+
+PROTEUS Gone, my good lord.
+
+DUKE My daughter takes his going grievously.
+
+PROTEUS A little time, my lord, will kill that grief.
+
+DUKE So I believe; but Thurio thinks not so.
+ Proteus, the good conceit I hold of thee--
+ For thou hast shown some sign of good desert--
+ Makes me the better to confer with thee.
+
+PROTEUS Longer than I prove loyal to your grace
+ Let me not live to look upon your grace.
+
+DUKE Thou know'st how willingly I would effect
+ The match between Sir Thurio and my daughter.
+
+PROTEUS I do, my lord.
+
+DUKE And also, I think, thou art not ignorant
+ How she opposes her against my will
+
+PROTEUS She did, my lord, when Valentine was here.
+
+DUKE Ay, and perversely she persevers so.
+ What might we do to make the girl forget
+ The love of Valentine and love Sir Thurio?
+
+PROTEUS The best way is to slander Valentine
+ With falsehood, cowardice and poor descent,
+ Three things that women highly hold in hate.
+
+DUKE Ay, but she'll think that it is spoke in hate.
+
+PROTEUS Ay, if his enemy deliver it:
+ Therefore it must with circumstance be spoken
+ By one whom she esteemeth as his friend.
+
+DUKE Then you must undertake to slander him.
+
+PROTEUS And that, my lord, I shall be loath to do:
+ 'Tis an ill office for a gentleman,
+ Especially against his very friend.
+
+DUKE Where your good word cannot advantage him,
+ Your slander never can endamage him;
+ Therefore the office is indifferent,
+ Being entreated to it by your friend.
+
+PROTEUS You have prevail'd, my lord; if I can do it
+ By ought that I can speak in his dispraise,
+ She shall not long continue love to him.
+ But say this weed her love from Valentine,
+ It follows not that she will love Sir Thurio.
+
+THURIO Therefore, as you unwind her love from him,
+ Lest it should ravel and be good to none,
+ You must provide to bottom it on me;
+ Which must be done by praising me as much
+ As you in worth dispraise Sir Valentine.
+
+DUKE And, Proteus, we dare trust you in this kind,
+ Because we know, on Valentine's report,
+ You are already Love's firm votary
+ And cannot soon revolt and change your mind.
+ Upon this warrant shall you have access
+ Where you with Silvia may confer at large;
+ For she is lumpish, heavy, melancholy,
+ And, for your friend's sake, will be glad of you;
+ Where you may temper her by your persuasion
+ To hate young Valentine and love my friend.
+
+PROTEUS As much as I can do, I will effect:
+ But you, Sir Thurio, are not sharp enough;
+ You must lay lime to tangle her desires
+ By wailful sonnets, whose composed rhymes
+ Should be full-fraught with serviceable vows.
+
+DUKE Ay,
+ Much is the force of heaven-bred poesy.
+
+PROTEUS Say that upon the altar of her beauty
+ You sacrifice your tears, your sighs, your heart:
+ Write till your ink be dry, and with your tears
+ Moist it again, and frame some feeling line
+ That may discover such integrity:
+ For Orpheus' lute was strung with poets' sinews,
+ Whose golden touch could soften steel and stones,
+ Make tigers tame and huge leviathans
+ Forsake unsounded deeps to dance on sands.
+ After your dire-lamenting elegies,
+ Visit by night your lady's chamber-window
+ With some sweet concert; to their instruments
+ Tune a deploring dump: the night's dead silence
+ Will well become such sweet-complaining grievance.
+ This, or else nothing, will inherit her.
+
+DUKE This discipline shows thou hast been in love.
+
+THURIO And thy advice this night I'll put in practise.
+ Therefore, sweet Proteus, my direction-giver,
+ Let us into the city presently
+ To sort some gentlemen well skill'd in music.
+ I have a sonnet that will serve the turn
+ To give the onset to thy good advice.
+
+DUKE About it, gentlemen!
+
+PROTEUS We'll wait upon your grace till after supper,
+ And afterward determine our proceedings.
+
+DUKE Even now about it! I will pardon you.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I The frontiers of Mantua. A forest.
+
+
+ [Enter certain Outlaws]
+
+First Outlaw Fellows, stand fast; I see a passenger.
+
+Second Outlaw If there be ten, shrink not, but down with 'em.
+
+ [Enter VALENTINE and SPEED]
+
+Third Outlaw Stand, sir, and throw us that you have about ye:
+ If not: we'll make you sit and rifle you.
+
+SPEED Sir, we are undone; these are the villains
+ That all the travellers do fear so much.
+
+VALENTINE My friends,--
+
+First Outlaw That's not so, sir: we are your enemies.
+
+Second Outlaw Peace! we'll hear him.
+
+Third Outlaw Ay, by my beard, will we, for he's a proper man.
+
+VALENTINE Then know that I have little wealth to lose:
+ A man I am cross'd with adversity;
+ My riches are these poor habiliments,
+ Of which if you should here disfurnish me,
+ You take the sum and substance that I have.
+
+Second Outlaw Whither travel you?
+
+VALENTINE To Verona.
+
+First Outlaw Whence came you?
+
+VALENTINE From Milan.
+
+Third Outlaw Have you long sojourned there?
+
+VALENTINE Some sixteen months, and longer might have stay'd,
+ If crooked fortune had not thwarted me.
+
+First Outlaw What, were you banish'd thence?
+
+VALENTINE I was.
+
+Second Outlaw For what offence?
+
+VALENTINE For that which now torments me to rehearse:
+ I kill'd a man, whose death I much repent;
+ But yet I slew him manfully in fight,
+ Without false vantage or base treachery.
+
+First Outlaw Why, ne'er repent it, if it were done so.
+ But were you banish'd for so small a fault?
+
+VALENTINE I was, and held me glad of such a doom.
+
+Second Outlaw Have you the tongues?
+
+VALENTINE My youthful travel therein made me happy,
+ Or else I often had been miserable.
+
+Third Outlaw By the bare scalp of Robin Hood's fat friar,
+ This fellow were a king for our wild faction!
+
+First Outlaw We'll have him. Sirs, a word.
+
+SPEED Master, be one of them; it's an honourable kind of thievery.
+
+VALENTINE Peace, villain!
+
+Second Outlaw Tell us this: have you any thing to take to?
+
+VALENTINE Nothing but my fortune.
+
+Third Outlaw Know, then, that some of us are gentlemen,
+ Such as the fury of ungovern'd youth
+ Thrust from the company of awful men:
+ Myself was from Verona banished
+ For practising to steal away a lady,
+ An heir, and near allied unto the duke.
+
+Second Outlaw And I from Mantua, for a gentleman,
+ Who, in my mood, I stabb'd unto the heart.
+
+First Outlaw And I for such like petty crimes as these,
+ But to the purpose--for we cite our faults,
+ That they may hold excus'd our lawless lives;
+ And partly, seeing you are beautified
+ With goodly shape and by your own report
+ A linguist and a man of such perfection
+ As we do in our quality much want--
+
+Second Outlaw Indeed, because you are a banish'd man,
+ Therefore, above the rest, we parley to you:
+ Are you content to be our general?
+ To make a virtue of necessity
+ And live, as we do, in this wilderness?
+
+Third Outlaw What say'st thou? wilt thou be of our consort?
+ Say ay, and be the captain of us all:
+ We'll do thee homage and be ruled by thee,
+ Love thee as our commander and our king.
+
+First Outlaw But if thou scorn our courtesy, thou diest.
+
+Second Outlaw Thou shalt not live to brag what we have offer'd.
+
+VALENTINE I take your offer and will live with you,
+ Provided that you do no outrages
+ On silly women or poor passengers.
+
+Third Outlaw No, we detest such vile base practises.
+ Come, go with us, we'll bring thee to our crews,
+ And show thee all the treasure we have got,
+ Which, with ourselves, all rest at thy dispose.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Milan. Outside the DUKE's palace, under SILVIA's chamber.
+
+
+ [Enter PROTEUS]
+
+PROTEUS Already have I been false to Valentine
+ And now I must be as unjust to Thurio.
+ Under the colour of commending him,
+ I have access my own love to prefer:
+ But Silvia is too fair, too true, too holy,
+ To be corrupted with my worthless gifts.
+ When I protest true loyalty to her,
+ She twits me with my falsehood to my friend;
+ When to her beauty I commend my vows,
+ She bids me think how I have been forsworn
+ In breaking faith with Julia whom I loved:
+ And notwithstanding all her sudden quips,
+ The least whereof would quell a lover's hope,
+ Yet, spaniel-like, the more she spurns my love,
+ The more it grows and fawneth on her still.
+ But here comes Thurio: now must we to her window,
+ And give some evening music to her ear.
+
+ [Enter THURIO and Musicians]
+
+THURIO How now, Sir Proteus, are you crept before us?
+
+PROTEUS Ay, gentle Thurio: for you know that love
+ Will creep in service where it cannot go.
+
+THURIO Ay, but I hope, sir, that you love not here.
+
+PROTEUS Sir, but I do; or else I would be hence.
+
+THURIO Who? Silvia?
+
+PROTEUS Ay, Silvia; for your sake.
+
+THURIO I thank you for your own. Now, gentlemen,
+ Let's tune, and to it lustily awhile.
+
+ [Enter, at a distance, Host, and JULIA in boy's clothes]
+
+Host Now, my young guest, methinks you're allycholly: I
+ pray you, why is it?
+
+JULIA Marry, mine host, because I cannot be merry.
+
+Host Come, we'll have you merry: I'll bring you where
+ you shall hear music and see the gentleman that you asked for.
+
+JULIA But shall I hear him speak?
+
+Host Ay, that you shall.
+
+JULIA That will be music.
+
+ [Music plays]
+
+Host Hark, hark!
+
+JULIA Is he among these?
+
+Host Ay: but, peace! let's hear 'em.
+
+ SONG.
+ Who is Silvia? what is she,
+ That all our swains commend her?
+ Holy, fair and wise is she;
+ The heaven such grace did lend her,
+ That she might admired be.
+
+ Is she kind as she is fair?
+ For beauty lives with kindness.
+ Love doth to her eyes repair,
+ To help him of his blindness,
+ And, being help'd, inhabits there.
+
+ Then to Silvia let us sing,
+ That Silvia is excelling;
+ She excels each mortal thing
+ Upon the dull earth dwelling:
+ To her let us garlands bring.
+
+Host How now! are you sadder than you were before? How
+ do you, man? the music likes you not.
+
+JULIA You mistake; the musician likes me not.
+
+Host Why, my pretty youth?
+
+JULIA He plays false, father.
+
+Host How? out of tune on the strings?
+
+JULIA Not so; but yet so false that he grieves my very
+ heart-strings.
+
+Host You have a quick ear.
+
+JULIA Ay, I would I were deaf; it makes me have a slow heart.
+
+Host I perceive you delight not in music.
+
+JULIA Not a whit, when it jars so.
+
+Host Hark, what fine change is in the music!
+
+JULIA Ay, that change is the spite.
+
+Host You would have them always play but one thing?
+
+JULIA I would always have one play but one thing.
+ But, host, doth this Sir Proteus that we talk on
+ Often resort unto this gentlewoman?
+
+Host I tell you what Launce, his man, told me: he loved
+ her out of all nick.
+
+JULIA Where is Launce?
+
+Host Gone to seek his dog; which tomorrow, by his
+ master's command, he must carry for a present to his lady.
+
+JULIA Peace! stand aside: the company parts.
+
+PROTEUS Sir Thurio, fear not you: I will so plead
+ That you shall say my cunning drift excels.
+
+THURIO Where meet we?
+
+PROTEUS At Saint Gregory's well.
+
+THURIO Farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt THURIO and Musicians]
+
+ [Enter SILVIA above]
+
+PROTEUS Madam, good even to your ladyship.
+
+SILVIA I thank you for your music, gentlemen.
+ Who is that that spake?
+
+PROTEUS One, lady, if you knew his pure heart's truth,
+ You would quickly learn to know him by his voice.
+
+SILVIA Sir Proteus, as I take it.
+
+PROTEUS Sir Proteus, gentle lady, and your servant.
+
+SILVIA What's your will?
+
+PROTEUS That I may compass yours.
+
+SILVIA You have your wish; my will is even this:
+ That presently you hie you home to bed.
+ Thou subtle, perjured, false, disloyal man!
+ Think'st thou I am so shallow, so conceitless,
+ To be seduced by thy flattery,
+ That hast deceived so many with thy vows?
+ Return, return, and make thy love amends.
+ For me, by this pale queen of night I swear,
+ I am so far from granting thy request
+ That I despise thee for thy wrongful suit,
+ And by and by intend to chide myself
+ Even for this time I spend in talking to thee.
+
+PROTEUS I grant, sweet love, that I did love a lady;
+ But she is dead.
+
+JULIA [Aside] 'Twere false, if I should speak it;
+ For I am sure she is not buried.
+
+SILVIA Say that she be; yet Valentine thy friend
+ Survives; to whom, thyself art witness,
+ I am betroth'd: and art thou not ashamed
+ To wrong him with thy importunacy?
+
+PROTEUS I likewise hear that Valentine is dead.
+
+SILVIA And so suppose am I; for in his grave
+ Assure thyself my love is buried.
+
+PROTEUS Sweet lady, let me rake it from the earth.
+
+SILVIA Go to thy lady's grave and call hers thence,
+ Or, at the least, in hers sepulchre thine.
+
+JULIA [Aside] He heard not that.
+
+PROTEUS Madam, if your heart be so obdurate,
+ Vouchsafe me yet your picture for my love,
+ The picture that is hanging in your chamber;
+ To that I'll speak, to that I'll sigh and weep:
+ For since the substance of your perfect self
+ Is else devoted, I am but a shadow;
+ And to your shadow will I make true love.
+
+JULIA [Aside] If 'twere a substance, you would, sure,
+ deceive it,
+ And make it but a shadow, as I am.
+
+SILVIA I am very loath to be your idol, sir;
+ But since your falsehood shall become you well
+ To worship shadows and adore false shapes,
+ Send to me in the morning and I'll send it:
+ And so, good rest.
+
+PROTEUS As wretches have o'ernight
+ That wait for execution in the morn.
+
+ [Exeunt PROTEUS and SILVIA severally]
+
+JULIA Host, will you go?
+
+Host By my halidom, I was fast asleep.
+
+JULIA Pray you, where lies Sir Proteus?
+
+Host Marry, at my house. Trust me, I think 'tis almost
+ day.
+
+JULIA Not so; but it hath been the longest night
+ That e'er I watch'd and the most heaviest.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same.
+
+
+ [Enter EGLAMOUR]
+
+EGLAMOUR This is the hour that Madam Silvia
+ Entreated me to call and know her mind:
+ There's some great matter she'ld employ me in.
+ Madam, madam!
+
+ [Enter SILVIA above]
+
+SILVIA Who calls?
+
+EGLAMOUR Your servant and your friend;
+ One that attends your ladyship's command.
+
+SILVIA Sir Eglamour, a thousand times good morrow.
+
+EGLAMOUR As many, worthy lady, to yourself:
+ According to your ladyship's impose,
+ I am thus early come to know what service
+ It is your pleasure to command me in.
+
+SILVIA O Eglamour, thou art a gentleman--
+ Think not I flatter, for I swear I do not--
+ Valiant, wise, remorseful, well accomplish'd:
+ Thou art not ignorant what dear good will
+ I bear unto the banish'd Valentine,
+ Nor how my father would enforce me marry
+ Vain Thurio, whom my very soul abhors.
+ Thyself hast loved; and I have heard thee say
+ No grief did ever come so near thy heart
+ As when thy lady and thy true love died,
+ Upon whose grave thou vow'dst pure chastity.
+ Sir Eglamour, I would to Valentine,
+ To Mantua, where I hear he makes abode;
+ And, for the ways are dangerous to pass,
+ I do desire thy worthy company,
+ Upon whose faith and honour I repose.
+ Urge not my father's anger, Eglamour,
+ But think upon my grief, a lady's grief,
+ And on the justice of my flying hence,
+ To keep me from a most unholy match,
+ Which heaven and fortune still rewards with plagues.
+ I do desire thee, even from a heart
+ As full of sorrows as the sea of sands,
+ To bear me company and go with me:
+ If not, to hide what I have said to thee,
+ That I may venture to depart alone.
+
+EGLAMOUR Madam, I pity much your grievances;
+ Which since I know they virtuously are placed,
+ I give consent to go along with you,
+ Recking as little what betideth me
+ As much I wish all good befortune you.
+ When will you go?
+
+SILVIA This evening coming.
+
+EGLAMOUR Where shall I meet you?
+
+SILVIA At Friar Patrick's cell,
+ Where I intend holy confession.
+
+EGLAMOUR I will not fail your ladyship. Good morrow, gentle lady.
+
+SILVIA Good morrow, kind Sir Eglamour.
+
+ [Exeunt severally]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The same.
+
+
+ [Enter LAUNCE, with his his Dog]
+
+LAUNCE When a man's servant shall play the cur with him,
+ look you, it goes hard: one that I brought up of a
+ puppy; one that I saved from drowning, when three or
+ four of his blind brothers and sisters went to it.
+ I have taught him, even as one would say precisely,
+ 'thus I would teach a dog.' I was sent to deliver
+ him as a present to Mistress Silvia from my master;
+ and I came no sooner into the dining-chamber but he
+ steps me to her trencher and steals her capon's leg:
+ O, 'tis a foul thing when a cur cannot keep himself
+ in all companies! I would have, as one should say,
+ one that takes upon him to be a dog indeed, to be,
+ as it were, a dog at all things. If I had not had
+ more wit than he, to take a fault upon me that he did,
+ I think verily he had been hanged for't; sure as I
+ live, he had suffered for't; you shall judge. He
+ thrusts me himself into the company of three or four
+ gentlemanlike dogs under the duke's table: he had
+ not been there--bless the mark!--a pissing while, but
+ all the chamber smelt him. 'Out with the dog!' says
+ one: 'What cur is that?' says another: 'Whip him
+ out' says the third: 'Hang him up' says the duke.
+ I, having been acquainted with the smell before,
+ knew it was Crab, and goes me to the fellow that
+ whips the dogs: 'Friend,' quoth I, 'you mean to whip
+ the dog?' 'Ay, marry, do I,' quoth he. 'You do him
+ the more wrong,' quoth I; ''twas I did the thing you
+ wot of.' He makes me no more ado, but whips me out
+ of the chamber. How many masters would do this for
+ his servant? Nay, I'll be sworn, I have sat in the
+ stocks for puddings he hath stolen, otherwise he had
+ been executed; I have stood on the pillory for geese
+ he hath killed, otherwise he had suffered for't.
+ Thou thinkest not of this now. Nay, I remember the
+ trick you served me when I took my leave of Madam
+ Silvia: did not I bid thee still mark me and do as I
+ do? when didst thou see me heave up my leg and make
+ water against a gentlewoman's farthingale? didst
+ thou ever see me do such a trick?
+
+ [Enter PROTEUS and JULIA]
+
+PROTEUS Sebastian is thy name? I like thee well
+ And will employ thee in some service presently.
+
+JULIA In what you please: I'll do what I can.
+
+PROTEUS I hope thou wilt.
+
+ [To LAUNCE]
+
+ How now, you whoreson peasant!
+ Where have you been these two days loitering?
+
+LAUNCE Marry, sir, I carried Mistress Silvia the dog you bade me.
+
+PROTEUS And what says she to my little jewel?
+
+LAUNCE Marry, she says your dog was a cur, and tells you
+ currish thanks is good enough for such a present.
+
+PROTEUS But she received my dog?
+
+LAUNCE No, indeed, did she not: here have I brought him
+ back again.
+
+PROTEUS What, didst thou offer her this from me?
+
+LAUNCE Ay, sir: the other squirrel was stolen from me by
+ the hangman boys in the market-place: and then I
+ offered her mine own, who is a dog as big as ten of
+ yours, and therefore the gift the greater.
+
+PROTEUS Go get thee hence, and find my dog again,
+ Or ne'er return again into my sight.
+ Away, I say! stay'st thou to vex me here?
+
+ [Exit LAUNCE]
+
+ A slave, that still an end turns me to shame!
+ Sebastian, I have entertained thee,
+ Partly that I have need of such a youth
+ That can with some discretion do my business,
+ For 'tis no trusting to yond foolish lout,
+ But chiefly for thy face and thy behavior,
+ Which, if my augury deceive me not,
+ Witness good bringing up, fortune and truth:
+ Therefore know thou, for this I entertain thee.
+ Go presently and take this ring with thee,
+ Deliver it to Madam Silvia:
+ She loved me well deliver'd it to me.
+
+JULIA It seems you loved not her, to leave her token.
+ She is dead, belike?
+
+PROTEUS Not so; I think she lives.
+
+JULIA Alas!
+
+PROTEUS Why dost thou cry 'alas'?
+
+JULIA I cannot choose
+ But pity her.
+
+PROTEUS Wherefore shouldst thou pity her?
+
+JULIA Because methinks that she loved you as well
+ As you do love your lady Silvia:
+ She dreams of him that has forgot her love;
+ You dote on her that cares not for your love.
+ 'Tis pity love should be so contrary;
+ And thinking of it makes me cry 'alas!'
+
+PROTEUS Well, give her that ring and therewithal
+ This letter. That's her chamber. Tell my lady
+ I claim the promise for her heavenly picture.
+ Your message done, hie home unto my chamber,
+ Where thou shalt find me, sad and solitary.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+JULIA How many women would do such a message?
+ Alas, poor Proteus! thou hast entertain'd
+ A fox to be the shepherd of thy lambs.
+ Alas, poor fool! why do I pity him
+ That with his very heart despiseth me?
+ Because he loves her, he despiseth me;
+ Because I love him I must pity him.
+ This ring I gave him when he parted from me,
+ To bind him to remember my good will;
+ And now am I, unhappy messenger,
+ To plead for that which I would not obtain,
+ To carry that which I would have refused,
+ To praise his faith which I would have dispraised.
+ I am my master's true-confirmed love;
+ But cannot be true servant to my master,
+ Unless I prove false traitor to myself.
+ Yet will I woo for him, but yet so coldly
+ As, heaven it knows, I would not have him speed.
+
+ [Enter SILVIA, attended]
+
+ Gentlewoman, good day! I pray you, be my mean
+ To bring me where to speak with Madam Silvia.
+
+SILVIA What would you with her, if that I be she?
+
+JULIA If you be she, I do entreat your patience
+ To hear me speak the message I am sent on.
+
+SILVIA From whom?
+
+JULIA From my master, Sir Proteus, madam.
+
+SILVIA O, he sends you for a picture.
+
+JULIA Ay, madam.
+
+SILVIA Ursula, bring my picture here.
+ Go give your master this: tell him from me,
+ One Julia, that his changing thoughts forget,
+ Would better fit his chamber than this shadow.
+
+JULIA Madam, please you peruse this letter.--
+ Pardon me, madam; I have unadvised
+ Deliver'd you a paper that I should not:
+ This is the letter to your ladyship.
+
+SILVIA I pray thee, let me look on that again.
+
+JULIA It may not be; good madam, pardon me.
+
+SILVIA There, hold!
+ I will not look upon your master's lines:
+ I know they are stuff'd with protestations
+ And full of new-found oaths; which he will break
+ As easily as I do tear his paper.
+
+JULIA Madam, he sends your ladyship this ring.
+
+SILVIA The more shame for him that he sends it me;
+ For I have heard him say a thousand times
+ His Julia gave it him at his departure.
+ Though his false finger have profaned the ring,
+ Mine shall not do his Julia so much wrong.
+
+JULIA She thanks you.
+
+SILVIA What say'st thou?
+
+JULIA I thank you, madam, that you tender her.
+ Poor gentlewoman! my master wrongs her much.
+
+SILVIA Dost thou know her?
+
+JULIA Almost as well as I do know myself:
+ To think upon her woes I do protest
+ That I have wept a hundred several times.
+
+SILVIA Belike she thinks that Proteus hath forsook her.
+
+JULIA I think she doth; and that's her cause of sorrow.
+
+SILVIA Is she not passing fair?
+
+JULIA She hath been fairer, madam, than she is:
+ When she did think my master loved her well,
+ She, in my judgment, was as fair as you:
+ But since she did neglect her looking-glass
+ And threw her sun-expelling mask away,
+ The air hath starved the roses in her cheeks
+ And pinch'd the lily-tincture of her face,
+ That now she is become as black as I.
+
+SILVIA How tall was she?
+
+JULIA About my stature; for at Pentecost,
+ When all our pageants of delight were play'd,
+ Our youth got me to play the woman's part,
+ And I was trimm'd in Madam Julia's gown,
+ Which served me as fit, by all men's judgments,
+ As if the garment had been made for me:
+ Therefore I know she is about my height.
+ And at that time I made her weep agood,
+ For I did play a lamentable part:
+ Madam, 'twas Ariadne passioning
+ For Theseus' perjury and unjust flight;
+ Which I so lively acted with my tears
+ That my poor mistress, moved therewithal,
+ Wept bitterly; and would I might be dead
+ If I in thought felt not her very sorrow!
+
+SILVIA She is beholding to thee, gentle youth.
+ Alas, poor lady, desolate and left!
+ I weep myself to think upon thy words.
+ Here, youth, there is my purse; I give thee this
+ For thy sweet mistress' sake, because thou lovest her.
+ Farewell.
+
+ [Exit SILVIA, with attendants]
+
+JULIA And she shall thank you for't, if e'er you know her.
+ A virtuous gentlewoman, mild and beautiful
+ I hope my master's suit will be but cold,
+ Since she respects my mistress' love so much.
+ Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
+ Here is her picture: let me see; I think,
+ If I had such a tire, this face of mine
+ Were full as lovely as is this of hers:
+ And yet the painter flatter'd her a little,
+ Unless I flatter with myself too much.
+ Her hair is auburn, mine is perfect yellow:
+ If that be all the difference in his love,
+ I'll get me such a colour'd periwig.
+ Her eyes are grey as glass, and so are mine:
+ Ay, but her forehead's low, and mine's as high.
+ What should it be that he respects in her
+ But I can make respective in myself,
+ If this fond Love were not a blinded god?
+ Come, shadow, come and take this shadow up,
+ For 'tis thy rival. O thou senseless form,
+ Thou shalt be worshipp'd, kiss'd, loved and adored!
+ And, were there sense in his idolatry,
+ My substance should be statue in thy stead.
+ I'll use thee kindly for thy mistress' sake,
+ That used me so; or else, by Jove I vow,
+ I should have scratch'd out your unseeing eyes
+ To make my master out of love with thee!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Milan. An abbey.
+
+
+ [Enter EGLAMOUR]
+
+EGLAMOUR The sun begins to gild the western sky;
+ And now it is about the very hour
+ That Silvia, at Friar Patrick's cell, should meet me.
+ She will not fail, for lovers break not hours,
+ Unless it be to come before their time;
+ So much they spur their expedition.
+ See where she comes.
+
+ [Enter SILVIA]
+
+ Lady, a happy evening!
+
+SILVIA Amen, amen! Go on, good Eglamour,
+ Out at the postern by the abbey-wall:
+ I fear I am attended by some spies.
+
+EGLAMOUR Fear not: the forest is not three leagues off;
+ If we recover that, we are sure enough.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. The DUKE's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter THURIO, PROTEUS, and JULIA]
+
+THURIO Sir Proteus, what says Silvia to my suit?
+
+PROTEUS O, sir, I find her milder than she was;
+ And yet she takes exceptions at your person.
+
+THURIO What, that my leg is too long?
+
+PROTEUS No; that it is too little.
+
+THURIO I'll wear a boot, to make it somewhat rounder.
+
+JULIA [Aside] But love will not be spurr'd to what
+ it loathes.
+
+THURIO What says she to my face?
+
+PROTEUS She says it is a fair one.
+
+THURIO Nay then, the wanton lies; my face is black.
+
+PROTEUS But pearls are fair; and the old saying is,
+ Black men are pearls in beauteous ladies' eyes.
+
+JULIA [Aside] 'Tis true; such pearls as put out
+ ladies' eyes;
+ For I had rather wink than look on them.
+
+THURIO How likes she my discourse?
+
+PROTEUS Ill, when you talk of war.
+
+THURIO But well, when I discourse of love and peace?
+
+JULIA [Aside] But better, indeed, when you hold your peace.
+
+THURIO What says she to my valour?
+
+PROTEUS O, sir, she makes no doubt of that.
+
+JULIA [Aside] She needs not, when she knows it cowardice.
+
+THURIO What says she to my birth?
+
+PROTEUS That you are well derived.
+
+JULIA [Aside] True; from a gentleman to a fool.
+
+THURIO Considers she my possessions?
+
+PROTEUS O, ay; and pities them.
+
+THURIO Wherefore?
+
+JULIA [Aside] That such an ass should owe them.
+
+PROTEUS That they are out by lease.
+
+JULIA Here comes the duke.
+
+ [Enter DUKE]
+
+DUKE How now, Sir Proteus! how now, Thurio!
+ Which of you saw Sir Eglamour of late?
+
+THURIO Not I.
+
+PROTEUS Nor I.
+
+DUKE Saw you my daughter?
+
+PROTEUS Neither.
+
+DUKE Why then,
+ She's fled unto that peasant Valentine;
+ And Eglamour is in her company.
+ 'Tis true; for Friar Laurence met them both,
+ As he in penance wander'd through the forest;
+ Him he knew well, and guess'd that it was she,
+ But, being mask'd, he was not sure of it;
+ Besides, she did intend confession
+ At Patrick's cell this even; and there she was not;
+ These likelihoods confirm her flight from hence.
+ Therefore, I pray you, stand not to discourse,
+ But mount you presently and meet with me
+ Upon the rising of the mountain-foot
+ That leads towards Mantua, whither they are fled:
+ Dispatch, sweet gentlemen, and follow me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+THURIO Why, this it is to be a peevish girl,
+ That flies her fortune when it follows her.
+ I'll after, more to be revenged on Eglamour
+ Than for the love of reckless Silvia.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PROTEUS And I will follow, more for Silvia's love
+ Than hate of Eglamour that goes with her.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+JULIA And I will follow, more to cross that love
+ Than hate for Silvia that is gone for love.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III The frontiers of Mantua. The forest.
+
+
+ [Enter Outlaws with SILVIA]
+
+First Outlaw Come, come,
+ Be patient; we must bring you to our captain.
+
+SILVIA A thousand more mischances than this one
+ Have learn'd me how to brook this patiently.
+
+Second Outlaw Come, bring her away.
+
+First Outlaw Where is the gentleman that was with her?
+
+Third Outlaw Being nimble-footed, he hath outrun us,
+ But Moyses and Valerius follow him.
+ Go thou with her to the west end of the wood;
+ There is our captain: we'll follow him that's fled;
+ The thicket is beset; he cannot 'scape.
+
+First Outlaw Come, I must bring you to our captain's cave:
+ Fear not; he bears an honourable mind,
+ And will not use a woman lawlessly.
+
+SILVIA O Valentine, this I endure for thee!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Another part of the forest.
+
+
+ [Enter VALENTINE]
+
+VALENTINE How use doth breed a habit in a man!
+ This shadowy desert, unfrequented woods,
+ I better brook than flourishing peopled towns:
+ Here can I sit alone, unseen of any,
+ And to the nightingale's complaining notes
+ Tune my distresses and record my woes.
+ O thou that dost inhabit in my breast,
+ Leave not the mansion so long tenantless,
+ Lest, growing ruinous, the building fall
+ And leave no memory of what it was!
+ Repair me with thy presence, Silvia;
+ Thou gentle nymph, cherish thy forlorn swain!
+ What halloing and what stir is this to-day?
+ These are my mates, that make their wills their law,
+ Have some unhappy passenger in chase.
+ They love me well; yet I have much to do
+ To keep them from uncivil outrages.
+ Withdraw thee, Valentine: who's this comes here?
+
+ [Enter PROTEUS, SILVIA, and JULIA]
+
+PROTEUS Madam, this service I have done for you,
+ Though you respect not aught your servant doth,
+ To hazard life and rescue you from him
+ That would have forced your honour and your love;
+ Vouchsafe me, for my meed, but one fair look;
+ A smaller boon than this I cannot beg
+ And less than this, I am sure, you cannot give.
+
+VALENTINE [Aside] How like a dream is this I see and hear!
+ Love, lend me patience to forbear awhile.
+
+SILVIA O miserable, unhappy that I am!
+
+PROTEUS Unhappy were you, madam, ere I came;
+ But by my coming I have made you happy.
+
+SILVIA By thy approach thou makest me most unhappy.
+
+JULIA [Aside] And me, when he approacheth to your presence.
+
+SILVIA Had I been seized by a hungry lion,
+ I would have been a breakfast to the beast,
+ Rather than have false Proteus rescue me.
+ O, Heaven be judge how I love Valentine,
+ Whose life's as tender to me as my soul!
+ And full as much, for more there cannot be,
+ I do detest false perjured Proteus.
+ Therefore be gone; solicit me no more.
+
+PROTEUS What dangerous action, stood it next to death,
+ Would I not undergo for one calm look!
+ O, 'tis the curse in love, and still approved,
+ When women cannot love where they're beloved!
+
+SILVIA When Proteus cannot love where he's beloved.
+ Read over Julia's heart, thy first best love,
+ For whose dear sake thou didst then rend thy faith
+ Into a thousand oaths; and all those oaths
+ Descended into perjury, to love me.
+ Thou hast no faith left now, unless thou'dst two;
+ And that's far worse than none; better have none
+ Than plural faith which is too much by one:
+ Thou counterfeit to thy true friend!
+
+PROTEUS In love
+ Who respects friend?
+
+SILVIA All men but Proteus.
+
+PROTEUS Nay, if the gentle spirit of moving words
+ Can no way change you to a milder form,
+ I'll woo you like a soldier, at arms' end,
+ And love you 'gainst the nature of love,--force ye.
+
+SILVIA O heaven!
+
+PROTEUS I'll force thee yield to my desire.
+
+VALENTINE Ruffian, let go that rude uncivil touch,
+ Thou friend of an ill fashion!
+
+PROTEUS Valentine!
+
+VALENTINE Thou common friend, that's without faith or love,
+ For such is a friend now; treacherous man!
+ Thou hast beguiled my hopes; nought but mine eye
+ Could have persuaded me: now I dare not say
+ I have one friend alive; thou wouldst disprove me.
+ Who should be trusted, when one's own right hand
+ Is perjured to the bosom? Proteus,
+ I am sorry I must never trust thee more,
+ But count the world a stranger for thy sake.
+ The private wound is deepest: O time most accurst,
+ 'Mongst all foes that a friend should be the worst!
+
+PROTEUS My shame and guilt confounds me.
+ Forgive me, Valentine: if hearty sorrow
+ Be a sufficient ransom for offence,
+ I tender 't here; I do as truly suffer
+ As e'er I did commit.
+
+VALENTINE Then I am paid;
+ And once again I do receive thee honest.
+ Who by repentance is not satisfied
+ Is nor of heaven nor earth, for these are pleased.
+ By penitence the Eternal's wrath's appeased:
+ And, that my love may appear plain and free,
+ All that was mine in Silvia I give thee.
+
+JULIA O me unhappy!
+
+ [Swoons]
+
+PROTEUS Look to the boy.
+
+VALENTINE Why, boy! why, wag! how now! what's the matter?
+ Look up; speak.
+
+JULIA O good sir, my master charged me to deliver a ring
+ to Madam Silvia, which, out of my neglect, was never done.
+
+PROTEUS Where is that ring, boy?
+
+JULIA Here 'tis; this is it.
+
+PROTEUS How! let me see:
+ Why, this is the ring I gave to Julia.
+
+JULIA O, cry you mercy, sir, I have mistook:
+ This is the ring you sent to Silvia.
+
+PROTEUS But how camest thou by this ring? At my depart
+ I gave this unto Julia.
+
+JULIA And Julia herself did give it me;
+ And Julia herself hath brought it hither.
+
+PROTEUS How! Julia!
+
+JULIA Behold her that gave aim to all thy oaths,
+ And entertain'd 'em deeply in her heart.
+ How oft hast thou with perjury cleft the root!
+ O Proteus, let this habit make thee blush!
+ Be thou ashamed that I have took upon me
+ Such an immodest raiment, if shame live
+ In a disguise of love:
+ It is the lesser blot, modesty finds,
+ Women to change their shapes than men their minds.
+
+PROTEUS Than men their minds! 'tis true.
+ O heaven! were man
+ But constant, he were perfect. That one error
+ Fills him with faults; makes him run through all the sins:
+ Inconstancy falls off ere it begins.
+ What is in Silvia's face, but I may spy
+ More fresh in Julia's with a constant eye?
+
+VALENTINE Come, come, a hand from either:
+ Let me be blest to make this happy close;
+ 'Twere pity two such friends should be long foes.
+
+PROTEUS Bear witness, Heaven, I have my wish for ever.
+
+JULIA And I mine.
+
+ [Enter Outlaws, with DUKE and THURIO]
+
+Outlaws A prize, a prize, a prize!
+
+VALENTINE Forbear, forbear, I say! it is my lord the duke.
+ Your grace is welcome to a man disgraced,
+ Banished Valentine.
+
+DUKE Sir Valentine!
+
+THURIO Yonder is Silvia; and Silvia's mine.
+
+VALENTINE Thurio, give back, or else embrace thy death;
+ Come not within the measure of my wrath;
+ Do not name Silvia thine; if once again,
+ Verona shall not hold thee. Here she stands;
+ Take but possession of her with a touch:
+ I dare thee but to breathe upon my love.
+
+THURIO Sir Valentine, I care not for her, I;
+ I hold him but a fool that will endanger
+ His body for a girl that loves him not:
+ I claim her not, and therefore she is thine.
+
+DUKE The more degenerate and base art thou,
+ To make such means for her as thou hast done
+ And leave her on such slight conditions.
+ Now, by the honour of my ancestry,
+ I do applaud thy spirit, Valentine,
+ And think thee worthy of an empress' love:
+ Know then, I here forget all former griefs,
+ Cancel all grudge, repeal thee home again,
+ Plead a new state in thy unrivall'd merit,
+ To which I thus subscribe: Sir Valentine,
+ Thou art a gentleman and well derived;
+ Take thou thy Silvia, for thou hast deserved her.
+
+VALENTINE I thank your grace; the gift hath made me happy.
+ I now beseech you, for your daughter's sake,
+ To grant one boom that I shall ask of you.
+
+DUKE I grant it, for thine own, whate'er it be.
+
+VALENTINE These banish'd men that I have kept withal
+ Are men endued with worthy qualities:
+ Forgive them what they have committed here
+ And let them be recall'd from their exile:
+ They are reformed, civil, full of good
+ And fit for great employment, worthy lord.
+
+DUKE Thou hast prevail'd; I pardon them and thee:
+ Dispose of them as thou know'st their deserts.
+ Come, let us go: we will include all jars
+ With triumphs, mirth and rare solemnity.
+
+VALENTINE And, as we walk along, I dare be bold
+ With our discourse to make your grace to smile.
+ What think you of this page, my lord?
+
+DUKE I think the boy hath grace in him; he blushes.
+
+VALENTINE I warrant you, my lord, more grace than boy.
+
+DUKE What mean you by that saying?
+
+VALENTINE Please you, I'll tell you as we pass along,
+ That you will wonder what hath fortuned.
+ Come, Proteus; 'tis your penance but to hear
+ The story of your loves discovered:
+ That done, our day of marriage shall be yours;
+ One feast, one house, one mutual happiness.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+LEONTES king of Sicilia.
+
+MAMILLIUS young prince of Sicilia.
+
+
+CAMILLO |
+ |
+ANTIGONUS |
+ | Four Lords of Sicilia.
+CLEOMENES |
+ |
+DION |
+
+
+POLIXENES King of Bohemia.
+
+FLORIZEL Prince of Bohemia.
+
+ARCHIDAMUS a Lord of Bohemia.
+
+Old Shepherd reputed father of Perdita. (Shepherd:)
+
+Clown his son.
+
+AUTOLYCUS a rogue.
+
+ A Mariner. (Mariner:)
+
+ A Gaoler. (Gaoler:)
+
+HERMIONE queen to Leontes.
+
+PERDITA daughter to Leontes and Hermione.
+
+PAULINA wife to Antigonus.
+
+EMILIA a lady attending on Hermione,
+
+
+MOPSA |
+ | Shepherdesses.
+DORCAS |
+
+
+ Other Lords and Gentlemen, Ladies, Officers,
+ and Servants, Shepherds, and Shepherdesses.
+ (First Lord:)
+ (Gentleman:)
+ (First Gentleman:)
+ (Second Gentleman:)
+ (Third Gentleman:)
+ (First Lady:)
+ (Second Lady:)
+ (Officer:)
+ (Servant:)
+ (First Servant:)
+ (Second Servant:)
+
+Time as Chorus.
+
+
+SCENE Sicilia, and Bohemia.
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Antechamber in LEONTES' palace.
+
+
+
+ [Enter CAMILLO and ARCHIDAMUS]
+
+ARCHIDAMUS If you shall chance, Camillo, to visit Bohemia, on
+ the like occasion whereon my services are now on
+ foot, you shall see, as I have said, great
+ difference betwixt our Bohemia and your Sicilia.
+
+CAMILLO I think, this coming summer, the King of Sicilia
+ means to pay Bohemia the visitation which he justly owes him.
+
+ARCHIDAMUS Wherein our entertainment shall shame us we will be
+ justified in our loves; for indeed--
+
+CAMILLO Beseech you,--
+
+ARCHIDAMUS Verily, I speak it in the freedom of my knowledge:
+ we cannot with such magnificence--in so rare--I know
+ not what to say. We will give you sleepy drinks,
+ that your senses, unintelligent of our insufficience,
+ may, though they cannot praise us, as little accuse
+ us.
+
+CAMILLO You pay a great deal too dear for what's given freely.
+
+ARCHIDAMUS Believe me, I speak as my understanding instructs me
+ and as mine honesty puts it to utterance.
+
+CAMILLO Sicilia cannot show himself over-kind to Bohemia.
+ They were trained together in their childhoods; and
+ there rooted betwixt them then such an affection,
+ which cannot choose but branch now. Since their
+ more mature dignities and royal necessities made
+ separation of their society, their encounters,
+ though not personal, have been royally attorneyed
+ with interchange of gifts, letters, loving
+ embassies; that they have seemed to be together,
+ though absent, shook hands, as over a vast, and
+ embraced, as it were, from the ends of opposed
+ winds. The heavens continue their loves!
+
+ARCHIDAMUS I think there is not in the world either malice or
+ matter to alter it. You have an unspeakable
+ comfort of your young prince Mamillius: it is a
+ gentleman of the greatest promise that ever came
+ into my note.
+
+CAMILLO I very well agree with you in the hopes of him: it
+ is a gallant child; one that indeed physics the
+ subject, makes old hearts fresh: they that went on
+ crutches ere he was born desire yet their life to
+ see him a man.
+
+ARCHIDAMUS Would they else be content to die?
+
+CAMILLO Yes; if there were no other excuse why they should
+ desire to live.
+
+ARCHIDAMUS If the king had no son, they would desire to live
+ on crutches till he had one.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II A room of state in the same.
+
+
+
+ [Enter LEONTES, HERMIONE, MAMILLIUS,
+ POLIXENES, CAMILLO, and Attendants]
+
+POLIXENES Nine changes of the watery star hath been
+ The shepherd's note since we have left our throne
+ Without a burthen: time as long again
+ Would be find up, my brother, with our thanks;
+ And yet we should, for perpetuity,
+ Go hence in debt: and therefore, like a cipher,
+ Yet standing in rich place, I multiply
+ With one 'We thank you' many thousands moe
+ That go before it.
+
+LEONTES Stay your thanks a while;
+ And pay them when you part.
+
+POLIXENES Sir, that's to-morrow.
+ I am question'd by my fears, of what may chance
+ Or breed upon our absence; that may blow
+ No sneaping winds at home, to make us say
+ 'This is put forth too truly:' besides, I have stay'd
+ To tire your royalty.
+
+LEONTES We are tougher, brother,
+ Than you can put us to't.
+
+POLIXENES No longer stay.
+
+LEONTES One seven-night longer.
+
+POLIXENES Very sooth, to-morrow.
+
+LEONTES We'll part the time between's then; and in that
+ I'll no gainsaying.
+
+POLIXENES Press me not, beseech you, so.
+ There is no tongue that moves, none, none i' the world,
+ So soon as yours could win me: so it should now,
+ Were there necessity in your request, although
+ 'Twere needful I denied it. My affairs
+ Do even drag me homeward: which to hinder
+ Were in your love a whip to me; my stay
+ To you a charge and trouble: to save both,
+ Farewell, our brother.
+
+LEONTES Tongue-tied, our queen?
+ speak you.
+
+HERMIONE I had thought, sir, to have held my peace until
+ You have drawn oaths from him not to stay. You, sir,
+ Charge him too coldly. Tell him, you are sure
+ All in Bohemia's well; this satisfaction
+ The by-gone day proclaim'd: say this to him,
+ He's beat from his best ward.
+
+LEONTES Well said, Hermione.
+
+HERMIONE To tell, he longs to see his son, were strong:
+ But let him say so then, and let him go;
+ But let him swear so, and he shall not stay,
+ We'll thwack him hence with distaffs.
+ Yet of your royal presence I'll adventure
+ The borrow of a week. When at Bohemia
+ You take my lord, I'll give him my commission
+ To let him there a month behind the gest
+ Prefix'd for's parting: yet, good deed, Leontes,
+ I love thee not a jar o' the clock behind
+ What lady-she her lord. You'll stay?
+
+POLIXENES No, madam.
+
+HERMIONE Nay, but you will?
+
+POLIXENES I may not, verily.
+
+HERMIONE Verily!
+ You put me off with limber vows; but I,
+ Though you would seek to unsphere the
+ stars with oaths,
+ Should yet say 'Sir, no going.' Verily,
+ You shall not go: a lady's 'Verily' 's
+ As potent as a lord's. Will you go yet?
+ Force me to keep you as a prisoner,
+ Not like a guest; so you shall pay your fees
+ When you depart, and save your thanks. How say you?
+ My prisoner? or my guest? by your dread 'Verily,'
+ One of them you shall be.
+
+POLIXENES Your guest, then, madam:
+ To be your prisoner should import offending;
+ Which is for me less easy to commit
+ Than you to punish.
+
+HERMIONE Not your gaoler, then,
+ But your kind hostess. Come, I'll question you
+ Of my lord's tricks and yours when you were boys:
+ You were pretty lordings then?
+
+POLIXENES We were, fair queen,
+ Two lads that thought there was no more behind
+ But such a day to-morrow as to-day,
+ And to be boy eternal.
+
+HERMIONE Was not my lord
+ The verier wag o' the two?
+
+POLIXENES We were as twinn'd lambs that did frisk i' the sun,
+ And bleat the one at the other: what we changed
+ Was innocence for innocence; we knew not
+ The doctrine of ill-doing, nor dream'd
+ That any did. Had we pursued that life,
+ And our weak spirits ne'er been higher rear'd
+ With stronger blood, we should have answer'd heaven
+ Boldly 'not guilty;' the imposition clear'd
+ Hereditary ours.
+
+HERMIONE By this we gather
+ You have tripp'd since.
+
+POLIXENES O my most sacred lady!
+ Temptations have since then been born to's; for
+ In those unfledged days was my wife a girl;
+ Your precious self had then not cross'd the eyes
+ Of my young play-fellow.
+
+HERMIONE Grace to boot!
+ Of this make no conclusion, lest you say
+ Your queen and I are devils: yet go on;
+ The offences we have made you do we'll answer,
+ If you first sinn'd with us and that with us
+ You did continue fault and that you slipp'd not
+ With any but with us.
+
+LEONTES Is he won yet?
+
+HERMIONE He'll stay my lord.
+
+LEONTES At my request he would not.
+ Hermione, my dearest, thou never spokest
+ To better purpose.
+
+HERMIONE Never?
+
+LEONTES Never, but once.
+
+HERMIONE What! have I twice said well? when was't before?
+ I prithee tell me; cram's with praise, and make's
+ As fat as tame things: one good deed dying tongueless
+ Slaughters a thousand waiting upon that.
+ Our praises are our wages: you may ride's
+ With one soft kiss a thousand furlongs ere
+ With spur we beat an acre. But to the goal:
+ My last good deed was to entreat his stay:
+ What was my first? it has an elder sister,
+ Or I mistake you: O, would her name were Grace!
+ But once before I spoke to the purpose: when?
+ Nay, let me have't; I long.
+
+LEONTES Why, that was when
+ Three crabbed months had sour'd themselves to death,
+ Ere I could make thee open thy white hand
+ And clap thyself my love: then didst thou utter
+ 'I am yours for ever.'
+
+HERMIONE 'Tis grace indeed.
+ Why, lo you now, I have spoke to the purpose twice:
+ The one for ever earn'd a royal husband;
+ The other for some while a friend.
+
+LEONTES [Aside] Too hot, too hot!
+ To mingle friendship far is mingling bloods.
+ I have tremor cordis on me: my heart dances;
+ But not for joy; not joy. This entertainment
+ May a free face put on, derive a liberty
+ From heartiness, from bounty, fertile bosom,
+ And well become the agent; 't may, I grant;
+ But to be paddling palms and pinching fingers,
+ As now they are, and making practised smiles,
+ As in a looking-glass, and then to sigh, as 'twere
+ The mort o' the deer; O, that is entertainment
+ My bosom likes not, nor my brows! Mamillius,
+ Art thou my boy?
+
+MAMILLIUS Ay, my good lord.
+
+LEONTES I' fecks!
+ Why, that's my bawcock. What, hast
+ smutch'd thy nose?
+ They say it is a copy out of mine. Come, captain,
+ We must be neat; not neat, but cleanly, captain:
+ And yet the steer, the heifer and the calf
+ Are all call'd neat.--Still virginalling
+ Upon his palm!--How now, you wanton calf!
+ Art thou my calf?
+
+MAMILLIUS Yes, if you will, my lord.
+
+LEONTES Thou want'st a rough pash and the shoots that I have,
+ To be full like me: yet they say we are
+ Almost as like as eggs; women say so,
+ That will say anything but were they false
+ As o'er-dyed blacks, as wind, as waters, false
+ As dice are to be wish'd by one that fixes
+ No bourn 'twixt his and mine, yet were it true
+ To say this boy were like me. Come, sir page,
+ Look on me with your welkin eye: sweet villain!
+ Most dear'st! my collop! Can thy dam?--may't be?--
+ Affection! thy intention stabs the centre:
+ Thou dost make possible things not so held,
+ Communicatest with dreams;--how can this be?--
+ With what's unreal thou coactive art,
+ And fellow'st nothing: then 'tis very credent
+ Thou mayst co-join with something; and thou dost,
+ And that beyond commission, and I find it,
+ And that to the infection of my brains
+ And hardening of my brows.
+
+POLIXENES What means Sicilia?
+
+HERMIONE He something seems unsettled.
+
+POLIXENES How, my lord!
+ What cheer? how is't with you, best brother?
+
+HERMIONE You look as if you held a brow of much distraction
+ Are you moved, my lord?
+
+LEONTES No, in good earnest.
+ How sometimes nature will betray its folly,
+ Its tenderness, and make itself a pastime
+ To harder bosoms! Looking on the lines
+ Of my boy's face, methoughts I did recoil
+ Twenty-three years, and saw myself unbreech'd,
+ In my green velvet coat, my dagger muzzled,
+ Lest it should bite its master, and so prove,
+ As ornaments oft do, too dangerous:
+ How like, methought, I then was to this kernel,
+ This squash, this gentleman. Mine honest friend,
+ Will you take eggs for money?
+
+MAMILLIUS No, my lord, I'll fight.
+
+LEONTES You will! why, happy man be's dole! My brother,
+ Are you so fond of your young prince as we
+ Do seem to be of ours?
+
+POLIXENES If at home, sir,
+ He's all my exercise, my mirth, my matter,
+ Now my sworn friend and then mine enemy,
+ My parasite, my soldier, statesman, all:
+ He makes a July's day short as December,
+ And with his varying childness cures in me
+ Thoughts that would thick my blood.
+
+LEONTES So stands this squire
+ Officed with me: we two will walk, my lord,
+ And leave you to your graver steps. Hermione,
+ How thou lovest us, show in our brother's welcome;
+ Let what is dear in Sicily be cheap:
+ Next to thyself and my young rover, he's
+ Apparent to my heart.
+
+HERMIONE If you would seek us,
+ We are yours i' the garden: shall's attend you there?
+
+LEONTES To your own bents dispose you: you'll be found,
+ Be you beneath the sky.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ I am angling now,
+ Though you perceive me not how I give line.
+ Go to, go to!
+ How she holds up the neb, the bill to him!
+ And arms her with the boldness of a wife
+ To her allowing husband!
+
+ [Exeunt POLIXENES, HERMIONE, and Attendants]
+
+ Gone already!
+ Inch-thick, knee-deep, o'er head and
+ ears a fork'd one!
+ Go, play, boy, play: thy mother plays, and I
+ Play too, but so disgraced a part, whose issue
+ Will hiss me to my grave: contempt and clamour
+ Will be my knell. Go, play, boy, play.
+ There have been,
+ Or I am much deceived, cuckolds ere now;
+ And many a man there is, even at this present,
+ Now while I speak this, holds his wife by the arm,
+ That little thinks she has been sluiced in's absence
+ And his pond fish'd by his next neighbour, by
+ Sir Smile, his neighbour: nay, there's comfort in't
+ Whiles other men have gates and those gates open'd,
+ As mine, against their will. Should all despair
+ That have revolted wives, the tenth of mankind
+ Would hang themselves. Physic for't there is none;
+ It is a bawdy planet, that will strike
+ Where 'tis predominant; and 'tis powerful, think it,
+ From east, west, north and south: be it concluded,
+ No barricado for a belly; know't;
+ It will let in and out the enemy
+ With bag and baggage: many thousand on's
+ Have the disease, and feel't not. How now, boy!
+
+MAMILLIUS I am like you, they say.
+
+LEONTES Why that's some comfort. What, Camillo there?
+
+CAMILLO Ay, my good lord.
+
+LEONTES Go play, Mamillius; thou'rt an honest man.
+
+ [Exit MAMILLIUS]
+
+ Camillo, this great sir will yet stay longer.
+
+CAMILLO You had much ado to make his anchor hold:
+ When you cast out, it still came home.
+
+LEONTES Didst note it?
+
+CAMILLO He would not stay at your petitions: made
+ His business more material.
+
+LEONTES Didst perceive it?
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ They're here with me already, whispering, rounding
+ 'Sicilia is a so-forth:' 'tis far gone,
+ When I shall gust it last. How came't, Camillo,
+ That he did stay?
+
+CAMILLO At the good queen's entreaty.
+
+LEONTES At the queen's be't: 'good' should be pertinent
+ But, so it is, it is not. Was this taken
+ By any understanding pate but thine?
+ For thy conceit is soaking, will draw in
+ More than the common blocks: not noted, is't,
+ But of the finer natures? by some severals
+ Of head-piece extraordinary? lower messes
+ Perchance are to this business purblind? say.
+
+CAMILLO Business, my lord! I think most understand
+ Bohemia stays here longer.
+
+LEONTES Ha!
+
+CAMILLO Stays here longer.
+
+LEONTES Ay, but why?
+
+CAMILLO To satisfy your highness and the entreaties
+ Of our most gracious mistress.
+
+LEONTES Satisfy!
+ The entreaties of your mistress! satisfy!
+ Let that suffice. I have trusted thee, Camillo,
+ With all the nearest things to my heart, as well
+ My chamber-councils, wherein, priest-like, thou
+ Hast cleansed my bosom, I from thee departed
+ Thy penitent reform'd: but we have been
+ Deceived in thy integrity, deceived
+ In that which seems so.
+
+CAMILLO Be it forbid, my lord!
+
+LEONTES To bide upon't, thou art not honest, or,
+ If thou inclinest that way, thou art a coward,
+ Which hoxes honesty behind, restraining
+ From course required; or else thou must be counted
+ A servant grafted in my serious trust
+ And therein negligent; or else a fool
+ That seest a game play'd home, the rich stake drawn,
+ And takest it all for jest.
+
+CAMILLO My gracious lord,
+ I may be negligent, foolish and fearful;
+ In every one of these no man is free,
+ But that his negligence, his folly, fear,
+ Among the infinite doings of the world,
+ Sometime puts forth. In your affairs, my lord,
+ If ever I were wilful-negligent,
+ It was my folly; if industriously
+ I play'd the fool, it was my negligence,
+ Not weighing well the end; if ever fearful
+ To do a thing, where I the issue doubted,
+ Where of the execution did cry out
+ Against the non-performance, 'twas a fear
+ Which oft infects the wisest: these, my lord,
+ Are such allow'd infirmities that honesty
+ Is never free of. But, beseech your grace,
+ Be plainer with me; let me know my trespass
+ By its own visage: if I then deny it,
+ 'Tis none of mine.
+
+LEONTES Ha' not you seen, Camillo,--
+ But that's past doubt, you have, or your eye-glass
+ Is thicker than a cuckold's horn,--or heard,--
+ For to a vision so apparent rumour
+ Cannot be mute,--or thought,--for cogitation
+ Resides not in that man that does not think,--
+ My wife is slippery? If thou wilt confess,
+ Or else be impudently negative,
+ To have nor eyes nor ears nor thought, then say
+ My wife's a hobby-horse, deserves a name
+ As rank as any flax-wench that puts to
+ Before her troth-plight: say't and justify't.
+
+CAMILLO I would not be a stander-by to hear
+ My sovereign mistress clouded so, without
+ My present vengeance taken: 'shrew my heart,
+ You never spoke what did become you less
+ Than this; which to reiterate were sin
+ As deep as that, though true.
+
+LEONTES Is whispering nothing?
+ Is leaning cheek to cheek? is meeting noses?
+ Kissing with inside lip? stopping the career
+ Of laughing with a sigh?--a note infallible
+ Of breaking honesty--horsing foot on foot?
+ Skulking in corners? wishing clocks more swift?
+ Hours, minutes? noon, midnight? and all eyes
+ Blind with the pin and web but theirs, theirs only,
+ That would unseen be wicked? is this nothing?
+ Why, then the world and all that's in't is nothing;
+ The covering sky is nothing; Bohemia nothing;
+ My wife is nothing; nor nothing have these nothings,
+ If this be nothing.
+
+CAMILLO Good my lord, be cured
+ Of this diseased opinion, and betimes;
+ For 'tis most dangerous.
+
+LEONTES Say it be, 'tis true.
+
+CAMILLO No, no, my lord.
+
+LEONTES It is; you lie, you lie:
+ I say thou liest, Camillo, and I hate thee,
+ Pronounce thee a gross lout, a mindless slave,
+ Or else a hovering temporizer, that
+ Canst with thine eyes at once see good and evil,
+ Inclining to them both: were my wife's liver
+ Infected as her life, she would not live
+ The running of one glass.
+
+CAMILLO Who does infect her?
+
+LEONTES Why, he that wears her like a medal, hanging
+ About his neck, Bohemia: who, if I
+ Had servants true about me, that bare eyes
+ To see alike mine honour as their profits,
+ Their own particular thrifts, they would do that
+ Which should undo more doing: ay, and thou,
+ His cupbearer,--whom I from meaner form
+ Have benched and reared to worship, who mayst see
+ Plainly as heaven sees earth and earth sees heaven,
+ How I am galled,--mightst bespice a cup,
+ To give mine enemy a lasting wink;
+ Which draught to me were cordial.
+
+CAMILLO Sir, my lord,
+ I could do this, and that with no rash potion,
+ But with a lingering dram that should not work
+ Maliciously like poison: but I cannot
+ Believe this crack to be in my dread mistress,
+ So sovereignly being honourable.
+ I have loved thee,--
+
+LEONTES Make that thy question, and go rot!
+ Dost think I am so muddy, so unsettled,
+ To appoint myself in this vexation, sully
+ The purity and whiteness of my sheets,
+ Which to preserve is sleep, which being spotted
+ Is goads, thorns, nettles, tails of wasps,
+ Give scandal to the blood o' the prince my son,
+ Who I do think is mine and love as mine,
+ Without ripe moving to't? Would I do this?
+ Could man so blench?
+
+CAMILLO I must believe you, sir:
+ I do; and will fetch off Bohemia for't;
+ Provided that, when he's removed, your highness
+ Will take again your queen as yours at first,
+ Even for your son's sake; and thereby for sealing
+ The injury of tongues in courts and kingdoms
+ Known and allied to yours.
+
+LEONTES Thou dost advise me
+ Even so as I mine own course have set down:
+ I'll give no blemish to her honour, none.
+
+CAMILLO My lord,
+ Go then; and with a countenance as clear
+ As friendship wears at feasts, keep with Bohemia
+ And with your queen. I am his cupbearer:
+ If from me he have wholesome beverage,
+ Account me not your servant.
+
+LEONTES This is all:
+ Do't and thou hast the one half of my heart;
+ Do't not, thou split'st thine own.
+
+CAMILLO I'll do't, my lord.
+
+LEONTES I will seem friendly, as thou hast advised me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CAMILLO O miserable lady! But, for me,
+ What case stand I in? I must be the poisoner
+ Of good Polixenes; and my ground to do't
+ Is the obedience to a master, one
+ Who in rebellion with himself will have
+ All that are his so too. To do this deed,
+ Promotion follows. If I could find example
+ Of thousands that had struck anointed kings
+ And flourish'd after, I'ld not do't; but since
+ Nor brass nor stone nor parchment bears not one,
+ Let villany itself forswear't. I must
+ Forsake the court: to do't, or no, is certain
+ To me a break-neck. Happy star, reign now!
+ Here comes Bohemia.
+
+ [Re-enter POLIXENES]
+
+POLIXENES This is strange: methinks
+ My favour here begins to warp. Not speak?
+ Good day, Camillo.
+
+CAMILLO Hail, most royal sir!
+
+POLIXENES What is the news i' the court?
+
+CAMILLO None rare, my lord.
+
+POLIXENES The king hath on him such a countenance
+ As he had lost some province and a region
+ Loved as he loves himself: even now I met him
+ With customary compliment; when he,
+ Wafting his eyes to the contrary and falling
+ A lip of much contempt, speeds from me and
+ So leaves me to consider what is breeding
+ That changeth thus his manners.
+
+CAMILLO I dare not know, my lord.
+
+POLIXENES How! dare not! do not. Do you know, and dare not?
+ Be intelligent to me: 'tis thereabouts;
+ For, to yourself, what you do know, you must.
+ And cannot say, you dare not. Good Camillo,
+ Your changed complexions are to me a mirror
+ Which shows me mine changed too; for I must be
+ A party in this alteration, finding
+ Myself thus alter'd with 't.
+
+CAMILLO There is a sickness
+ Which puts some of us in distemper, but
+ I cannot name the disease; and it is caught
+ Of you that yet are well.
+
+POLIXENES How! caught of me!
+ Make me not sighted like the basilisk:
+ I have look'd on thousands, who have sped the better
+ By my regard, but kill'd none so. Camillo,--
+ As you are certainly a gentleman, thereto
+ Clerk-like experienced, which no less adorns
+ Our gentry than our parents' noble names,
+ In whose success we are gentle,--I beseech you,
+ If you know aught which does behove my knowledge
+ Thereof to be inform'd, imprison't not
+ In ignorant concealment.
+
+CAMILLO I may not answer.
+
+POLIXENES A sickness caught of me, and yet I well!
+ I must be answer'd. Dost thou hear, Camillo,
+ I conjure thee, by all the parts of man
+ Which honour does acknowledge, whereof the least
+ Is not this suit of mine, that thou declare
+ What incidency thou dost guess of harm
+ Is creeping toward me; how far off, how near;
+ Which way to be prevented, if to be;
+ If not, how best to bear it.
+
+CAMILLO Sir, I will tell you;
+ Since I am charged in honour and by him
+ That I think honourable: therefore mark my counsel,
+ Which must be even as swiftly follow'd as
+ I mean to utter it, or both yourself and me
+ Cry lost, and so good night!
+
+POLIXENES On, good Camillo.
+
+CAMILLO I am appointed him to murder you.
+
+POLIXENES By whom, Camillo?
+
+CAMILLO By the king.
+
+POLIXENES For what?
+
+CAMILLO He thinks, nay, with all confidence he swears,
+ As he had seen't or been an instrument
+ To vice you to't, that you have touch'd his queen
+ Forbiddenly.
+
+POLIXENES O, then my best blood turn
+ To an infected jelly and my name
+ Be yoked with his that did betray the Best!
+ Turn then my freshest reputation to
+ A savour that may strike the dullest nostril
+ Where I arrive, and my approach be shunn'd,
+ Nay, hated too, worse than the great'st infection
+ That e'er was heard or read!
+
+CAMILLO Swear his thought over
+ By each particular star in heaven and
+ By all their influences, you may as well
+ Forbid the sea for to obey the moon
+ As or by oath remove or counsel shake
+ The fabric of his folly, whose foundation
+ Is piled upon his faith and will continue
+ The standing of his body.
+
+POLIXENES How should this grow?
+
+CAMILLO I know not: but I am sure 'tis safer to
+ Avoid what's grown than question how 'tis born.
+ If therefore you dare trust my honesty,
+ That lies enclosed in this trunk which you
+ Shall bear along impawn'd, away to-night!
+ Your followers I will whisper to the business,
+ And will by twos and threes at several posterns
+ Clear them o' the city. For myself, I'll put
+ My fortunes to your service, which are here
+ By this discovery lost. Be not uncertain;
+ For, by the honour of my parents, I
+ Have utter'd truth: which if you seek to prove,
+ I dare not stand by; nor shall you be safer
+ Than one condemn'd by the king's own mouth, thereon
+ His execution sworn.
+
+POLIXENES I do believe thee:
+ I saw his heart in 's face. Give me thy hand:
+ Be pilot to me and thy places shall
+ Still neighbour mine. My ships are ready and
+ My people did expect my hence departure
+ Two days ago. This jealousy
+ Is for a precious creature: as she's rare,
+ Must it be great, and as his person's mighty,
+ Must it be violent, and as he does conceive
+ He is dishonour'd by a man which ever
+ Profess'd to him, why, his revenges must
+ In that be made more bitter. Fear o'ershades me:
+ Good expedition be my friend, and comfort
+ The gracious queen, part of his theme, but nothing
+ Of his ill-ta'en suspicion! Come, Camillo;
+ I will respect thee as a father if
+ Thou bear'st my life off hence: let us avoid.
+
+CAMILLO It is in mine authority to command
+ The keys of all the posterns: please your highness
+ To take the urgent hour. Come, sir, away.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I A room in LEONTES' palace.
+
+
+ [Enter HERMIONE, MAMILLIUS, and Ladies]
+
+HERMIONE Take the boy to you: he so troubles me,
+ 'Tis past enduring.
+
+First Lady Come, my gracious lord,
+ Shall I be your playfellow?
+
+MAMILLIUS No, I'll none of you.
+
+First Lady Why, my sweet lord?
+
+MAMILLIUS You'll kiss me hard and speak to me as if
+ I were a baby still. I love you better.
+
+Second Lady And why so, my lord?
+
+MAMILLIUS Not for because
+ Your brows are blacker; yet black brows, they say,
+ Become some women best, so that there be not
+ Too much hair there, but in a semicircle
+ Or a half-moon made with a pen.
+
+Second Lady Who taught you this?
+
+MAMILLIUS I learnt it out of women's faces. Pray now
+ What colour are your eyebrows?
+
+First Lady Blue, my lord.
+
+MAMILLIUS Nay, that's a mock: I have seen a lady's nose
+ That has been blue, but not her eyebrows.
+
+First Lady Hark ye;
+ The queen your mother rounds apace: we shall
+ Present our services to a fine new prince
+ One of these days; and then you'ld wanton with us,
+ If we would have you.
+
+Second Lady She is spread of late
+ Into a goodly bulk: good time encounter her!
+
+HERMIONE What wisdom stirs amongst you? Come, sir, now
+ I am for you again: pray you, sit by us,
+ And tell 's a tale.
+
+MAMILLIUS Merry or sad shall't be?
+
+HERMIONE As merry as you will.
+
+MAMILLIUS A sad tale's best for winter: I have one
+ Of sprites and goblins.
+
+HERMIONE Let's have that, good sir.
+ Come on, sit down: come on, and do your best
+ To fright me with your sprites; you're powerful at it.
+
+MAMILLIUS There was a man--
+
+HERMIONE Nay, come, sit down; then on.
+
+MAMILLIUS Dwelt by a churchyard: I will tell it softly;
+ Yond crickets shall not hear it.
+
+HERMIONE Come on, then,
+ And give't me in mine ear.
+
+ [Enter LEONTES, with ANTIGONUS, Lords and others]
+
+LEONTES Was he met there? his train? Camillo with him?
+
+First Lord Behind the tuft of pines I met them; never
+ Saw I men scour so on their way: I eyed them
+ Even to their ships.
+
+LEONTES How blest am I
+ In my just censure, in my true opinion!
+ Alack, for lesser knowledge! how accursed
+ In being so blest! There may be in the cup
+ A spider steep'd, and one may drink, depart,
+ And yet partake no venom, for his knowledge
+ Is not infected: but if one present
+ The abhorr'd ingredient to his eye, make known
+ How he hath drunk, he cracks his gorge, his sides,
+ With violent hefts. I have drunk,
+ and seen the spider.
+ Camillo was his help in this, his pander:
+ There is a plot against my life, my crown;
+ All's true that is mistrusted: that false villain
+ Whom I employ'd was pre-employ'd by him:
+ He has discover'd my design, and I
+ Remain a pinch'd thing; yea, a very trick
+ For them to play at will. How came the posterns
+ So easily open?
+
+First Lord By his great authority;
+ Which often hath no less prevail'd than so
+ On your command.
+
+LEONTES I know't too well.
+ Give me the boy: I am glad you did not nurse him:
+ Though he does bear some signs of me, yet you
+ Have too much blood in him.
+
+HERMIONE What is this? sport?
+
+LEONTES Bear the boy hence; he shall not come about her;
+ Away with him! and let her sport herself
+ With that she's big with; for 'tis Polixenes
+ Has made thee swell thus.
+
+HERMIONE But I'ld say he had not,
+ And I'll be sworn you would believe my saying,
+ Howe'er you lean to the nayward.
+
+LEONTES You, my lords,
+ Look on her, mark her well; be but about
+ To say 'she is a goodly lady,' and
+ The justice of your bearts will thereto add
+ 'Tis pity she's not honest, honourable:'
+ Praise her but for this her without-door form,
+ Which on my faith deserves high speech, and straight
+ The shrug, the hum or ha, these petty brands
+ That calumny doth use--O, I am out--
+ That mercy does, for calumny will sear
+ Virtue itself: these shrugs, these hums and ha's,
+ When you have said 'she's goodly,' come between
+ Ere you can say 'she's honest:' but be 't known,
+ From him that has most cause to grieve it should be,
+ She's an adulteress.
+
+HERMIONE Should a villain say so,
+ The most replenish'd villain in the world,
+ He were as much more villain: you, my lord,
+ Do but mistake.
+
+LEONTES You have mistook, my lady,
+ Polixenes for Leontes: O thou thing!
+ Which I'll not call a creature of thy place,
+ Lest barbarism, making me the precedent,
+ Should a like language use to all degrees
+ And mannerly distinguishment leave out
+ Betwixt the prince and beggar: I have said
+ She's an adulteress; I have said with whom:
+ More, she's a traitor and Camillo is
+ A federary with her, and one that knows
+ What she should shame to know herself
+ But with her most vile principal, that she's
+ A bed-swerver, even as bad as those
+ That vulgars give bold'st titles, ay, and privy
+ To this their late escape.
+
+HERMIONE No, by my life.
+ Privy to none of this. How will this grieve you,
+ When you shall come to clearer knowledge, that
+ You thus have publish'd me! Gentle my lord,
+ You scarce can right me throughly then to say
+ You did mistake.
+
+LEONTES No; if I mistake
+ In those foundations which I build upon,
+ The centre is not big enough to bear
+ A school-boy's top. Away with her! to prison!
+ He who shall speak for her is afar off guilty
+ But that he speaks.
+
+HERMIONE There's some ill planet reigns:
+ I must be patient till the heavens look
+ With an aspect more favourable. Good my lords,
+ I am not prone to weeping, as our sex
+ Commonly are; the want of which vain dew
+ Perchance shall dry your pities: but I have
+ That honourable grief lodged here which burns
+ Worse than tears drown: beseech you all, my lords,
+ With thoughts so qualified as your charities
+ Shall best instruct you, measure me; and so
+ The king's will be perform'd!
+
+LEONTES Shall I be heard?
+
+HERMIONE Who is't that goes with me? Beseech your highness,
+ My women may be with me; for you see
+ My plight requires it. Do not weep, good fools;
+ There is no cause: when you shall know your mistress
+ Has deserved prison, then abound in tears
+ As I come out: this action I now go on
+ Is for my better grace. Adieu, my lord:
+ I never wish'd to see you sorry; now
+ I trust I shall. My women, come; you have leave.
+
+LEONTES Go, do our bidding; hence!
+
+ [Exit HERMIONE, guarded; with Ladies]
+
+First Lord Beseech your highness, call the queen again.
+
+ANTIGONUS Be certain what you do, sir, lest your justice
+ Prove violence; in the which three great ones suffer,
+ Yourself, your queen, your son.
+
+First Lord For her, my lord,
+ I dare my life lay down and will do't, sir,
+ Please you to accept it, that the queen is spotless
+ I' the eyes of heaven and to you; I mean,
+ In this which you accuse her.
+
+ANTIGONUS If it prove
+ She's otherwise, I'll keep my stables where
+ I lodge my wife; I'll go in couples with her;
+ Than when I feel and see her no farther trust her;
+ For every inch of woman in the world,
+ Ay, every dram of woman's flesh is false, If she be.
+
+LEONTES Hold your peaces.
+
+First Lord Good my lord,--
+
+ANTIGONUS It is for you we speak, not for ourselves:
+ You are abused and by some putter-on
+ That will be damn'd for't; would I knew the villain,
+ I would land-damn him. Be she honour-flaw'd,
+ I have three daughters; the eldest is eleven
+ The second and the third, nine, and some five;
+ If this prove true, they'll pay for't:
+ by mine honour,
+ I'll geld 'em all; fourteen they shall not see,
+ To bring false generations: they are co-heirs;
+ And I had rather glib myself than they
+ Should not produce fair issue.
+
+LEONTES Cease; no more.
+ You smell this business with a sense as cold
+ As is a dead man's nose: but I do see't and feel't
+ As you feel doing thus; and see withal
+ The instruments that feel.
+
+ANTIGONUS If it be so,
+ We need no grave to bury honesty:
+ There's not a grain of it the face to sweeten
+ Of the whole dungy earth.
+
+LEONTES What! lack I credit?
+
+First Lord I had rather you did lack than I, my lord,
+ Upon this ground; and more it would content me
+ To have her honour true than your suspicion,
+ Be blamed for't how you might.
+
+LEONTES Why, what need we
+ Commune with you of this, but rather follow
+ Our forceful instigation? Our prerogative
+ Calls not your counsels, but our natural goodness
+ Imparts this; which if you, or stupefied
+ Or seeming so in skill, cannot or will not
+ Relish a truth like us, inform yourselves
+ We need no more of your advice: the matter,
+ The loss, the gain, the ordering on't, is all
+ Properly ours.
+
+ANTIGONUS And I wish, my liege,
+ You had only in your silent judgment tried it,
+ Without more overture.
+
+LEONTES How could that be?
+ Either thou art most ignorant by age,
+ Or thou wert born a fool. Camillo's flight,
+ Added to their familiarity,
+ Which was as gross as ever touch'd conjecture,
+ That lack'd sight only, nought for approbation
+ But only seeing, all other circumstances
+ Made up to the deed, doth push on this proceeding:
+ Yet, for a greater confirmation,
+ For in an act of this importance 'twere
+ Most piteous to be wild, I have dispatch'd in post
+ To sacred Delphos, to Apollo's temple,
+ Cleomenes and Dion, whom you know
+ Of stuff'd sufficiency: now from the oracle
+ They will bring all; whose spiritual counsel had,
+ Shall stop or spur me. Have I done well?
+
+First Lord Well done, my lord.
+
+LEONTES Though I am satisfied and need no more
+ Than what I know, yet shall the oracle
+ Give rest to the minds of others, such as he
+ Whose ignorant credulity will not
+ Come up to the truth. So have we thought it good
+ From our free person she should be confined,
+ Lest that the treachery of the two fled hence
+ Be left her to perform. Come, follow us;
+ We are to speak in public; for this business
+ Will raise us all.
+
+ANTIGONUS [Aside]
+
+ To laughter, as I take it,
+ If the good truth were known.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II A prison.
+
+
+ [Enter PAULINA, a Gentleman, and Attendants]
+
+PAULINA The keeper of the prison, call to him;
+ let him have knowledge who I am.
+
+ [Exit Gentleman]
+
+ Good lady,
+ No court in Europe is too good for thee;
+ What dost thou then in prison?
+
+ [Re-enter Gentleman, with the Gaoler]
+
+ Now, good sir,
+ You know me, do you not?
+
+Gaoler For a worthy lady
+ And one whom much I honour.
+
+PAULINA Pray you then,
+ Conduct me to the queen.
+
+Gaoler I may not, madam:
+ To the contrary I have express commandment.
+
+PAULINA Here's ado,
+ To lock up honesty and honour from
+ The access of gentle visitors!
+ Is't lawful, pray you,
+ To see her women? any of them? Emilia?
+
+Gaoler So please you, madam,
+ To put apart these your attendants, I
+ Shall bring Emilia forth.
+
+PAULINA I pray now, call her.
+ Withdraw yourselves.
+
+ [Exeunt Gentleman and Attendants]
+
+Gaoler And, madam,
+ I must be present at your conference.
+
+PAULINA Well, be't so, prithee.
+
+ [Exit Gaoler]
+
+ Here's such ado to make no stain a stain
+ As passes colouring.
+
+ [Re-enter Gaoler, with EMILIA]
+
+ Dear gentlewoman,
+ How fares our gracious lady?
+
+EMILIA As well as one so great and so forlorn
+ May hold together: on her frights and griefs,
+ Which never tender lady hath born greater,
+ She is something before her time deliver'd.
+
+PAULINA A boy?
+
+EMILIA A daughter, and a goodly babe,
+ Lusty and like to live: the queen receives
+ Much comfort in't; says 'My poor prisoner,
+ I am innocent as you.'
+
+PAULINA I dare be sworn
+ These dangerous unsafe lunes i' the king,
+ beshrew them!
+ He must be told on't, and he shall: the office
+ Becomes a woman best; I'll take't upon me:
+ If I prove honey-mouth'd let my tongue blister
+ And never to my red-look'd anger be
+ The trumpet any more. Pray you, Emilia,
+ Commend my best obedience to the queen:
+ If she dares trust me with her little babe,
+ I'll show't the king and undertake to be
+ Her advocate to the loud'st. We do not know
+ How he may soften at the sight o' the child:
+ The silence often of pure innocence
+ Persuades when speaking fails.
+
+EMILIA Most worthy madam,
+ Your honour and your goodness is so evident
+ That your free undertaking cannot miss
+ A thriving issue: there is no lady living
+ So meet for this great errand. Please your ladyship
+ To visit the next room, I'll presently
+ Acquaint the queen of your most noble offer;
+ Who but to-day hammer'd of this design,
+ But durst not tempt a minister of honour,
+ Lest she should be denied.
+
+PAULINA Tell her, Emilia.
+ I'll use that tongue I have: if wit flow from't
+ As boldness from my bosom, let 't not be doubted
+ I shall do good.
+
+EMILIA Now be you blest for it!
+ I'll to the queen: please you,
+ come something nearer.
+
+Gaoler Madam, if't please the queen to send the babe,
+ I know not what I shall incur to pass it,
+ Having no warrant.
+
+PAULINA You need not fear it, sir:
+ This child was prisoner to the womb and is
+ By law and process of great nature thence
+ Freed and enfranchised, not a party to
+ The anger of the king nor guilty of,
+ If any be, the trespass of the queen.
+
+Gaoler I do believe it.
+
+PAULINA Do not you fear: upon mine honour,
+ I will stand betwixt you and danger.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III A room in LEONTES' palace.
+
+
+ [Enter LEONTES, ANTIGONUS, Lords, and Servants]
+
+LEONTES Nor night nor day no rest: it is but weakness
+ To bear the matter thus; mere weakness. If
+ The cause were not in being,--part o' the cause,
+ She the adulteress; for the harlot king
+ Is quite beyond mine arm, out of the blank
+ And level of my brain, plot-proof; but she
+ I can hook to me: say that she were gone,
+ Given to the fire, a moiety of my rest
+ Might come to me again. Who's there?
+
+First Servant My lord?
+
+LEONTES How does the boy?
+
+First Servant He took good rest to-night;
+ 'Tis hoped his sickness is discharged.
+
+LEONTES To see his nobleness!
+ Conceiving the dishonour of his mother,
+ He straight declined, droop'd, took it deeply,
+ Fasten'd and fix'd the shame on't in himself,
+ Threw off his spirit, his appetite, his sleep,
+ And downright languish'd. Leave me solely: go,
+ See how he fares.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+ Fie, fie! no thought of him:
+ The thought of my revenges that way
+ Recoil upon me: in himself too mighty,
+ And in his parties, his alliance; let him be
+ Until a time may serve: for present vengeance,
+ Take it on her. Camillo and Polixenes
+ Laugh at me, make their pastime at my sorrow:
+ They should not laugh if I could reach them, nor
+ Shall she within my power.
+
+ [Enter PAULINA, with a child]
+
+First Lord You must not enter.
+
+PAULINA Nay, rather, good my lords, be second to me:
+ Fear you his tyrannous passion more, alas,
+ Than the queen's life? a gracious innocent soul,
+ More free than he is jealous.
+
+ANTIGONUS That's enough.
+
+Second Servant Madam, he hath not slept tonight; commanded
+ None should come at him.
+
+PAULINA Not so hot, good sir:
+ I come to bring him sleep. 'Tis such as you,
+ That creep like shadows by him and do sigh
+ At each his needless heavings, such as you
+ Nourish the cause of his awaking: I
+ Do come with words as medicinal as true,
+ Honest as either, to purge him of that humour
+ That presses him from sleep.
+
+LEONTES What noise there, ho?
+
+PAULINA No noise, my lord; but needful conference
+ About some gossips for your highness.
+
+LEONTES How!
+ Away with that audacious lady! Antigonus,
+ I charged thee that she should not come about me:
+ I knew she would.
+
+ANTIGONUS I told her so, my lord,
+ On your displeasure's peril and on mine,
+ She should not visit you.
+
+LEONTES What, canst not rule her?
+
+PAULINA From all dishonesty he can: in this,
+ Unless he take the course that you have done,
+ Commit me for committing honour, trust it,
+ He shall not rule me.
+
+ANTIGONUS La you now, you hear:
+ When she will take the rein I let her run;
+ But she'll not stumble.
+
+PAULINA Good my liege, I come;
+ And, I beseech you, hear me, who profess
+ Myself your loyal servant, your physician,
+ Your most obedient counsellor, yet that dare
+ Less appear so in comforting your evils,
+ Than such as most seem yours: I say, I come
+ From your good queen.
+
+LEONTES Good queen!
+
+PAULINA Good queen, my lord,
+ Good queen; I say good queen;
+ And would by combat make her good, so were I
+ A man, the worst about you.
+
+LEONTES Force her hence.
+
+PAULINA Let him that makes but trifles of his eyes
+ First hand me: on mine own accord I'll off;
+ But first I'll do my errand. The good queen,
+ For she is good, hath brought you forth a daughter;
+ Here 'tis; commends it to your blessing.
+
+ [Laying down the child]
+
+LEONTES Out!
+ A mankind witch! Hence with her, out o' door:
+ A most intelligencing bawd!
+
+PAULINA Not so:
+ I am as ignorant in that as you
+ In so entitling me, and no less honest
+ Than you are mad; which is enough, I'll warrant,
+ As this world goes, to pass for honest.
+
+LEONTES Traitors!
+ Will you not push her out? Give her the bastard.
+ Thou dotard! thou art woman-tired, unroosted
+ By thy dame Partlet here. Take up the bastard;
+ Take't up, I say; give't to thy crone.
+
+PAULINA For ever
+ Unvenerable be thy hands, if thou
+ Takest up the princess by that forced baseness
+ Which he has put upon't!
+
+LEONTES He dreads his wife.
+
+PAULINA So I would you did; then 'twere past all doubt
+ You'ld call your children yours.
+
+LEONTES A nest of traitors!
+
+ANTIGONUS I am none, by this good light.
+
+PAULINA Nor I, nor any
+ But one that's here, and that's himself, for he
+ The sacred honour of himself, his queen's,
+ His hopeful son's, his babe's, betrays to slander,
+ Whose sting is sharper than the sword's;
+ and will not--
+ For, as the case now stands, it is a curse
+ He cannot be compell'd to't--once remove
+ The root of his opinion, which is rotten
+ As ever oak or stone was sound.
+
+LEONTES A callat
+ Of boundless tongue, who late hath beat her husband
+ And now baits me! This brat is none of mine;
+ It is the issue of Polixenes:
+ Hence with it, and together with the dam
+ Commit them to the fire!
+
+PAULINA It is yours;
+ And, might we lay the old proverb to your charge,
+ So like you, 'tis the worse. Behold, my lords,
+ Although the print be little, the whole matter
+ And copy of the father, eye, nose, lip,
+ The trick of's frown, his forehead, nay, the valley,
+ The pretty dimples of his chin and cheek,
+ His smiles,
+ The very mould and frame of hand, nail, finger:
+ And thou, good goddess Nature, which hast made it
+ So like to him that got it, if thou hast
+ The ordering of the mind too, 'mongst all colours
+ No yellow in't, lest she suspect, as he does,
+ Her children not her husband's!
+
+LEONTES A gross hag
+ And, lozel, thou art worthy to be hang'd,
+ That wilt not stay her tongue.
+
+ANTIGONUS Hang all the husbands
+ That cannot do that feat, you'll leave yourself
+ Hardly one subject.
+
+LEONTES Once more, take her hence.
+
+PAULINA A most unworthy and unnatural lord
+ Can do no more.
+
+LEONTES I'll ha' thee burnt.
+
+PAULINA I care not:
+ It is an heretic that makes the fire,
+ Not she which burns in't. I'll not call you tyrant;
+ But this most cruel usage of your queen,
+ Not able to produce more accusation
+ Than your own weak-hinged fancy, something savours
+ Of tyranny and will ignoble make you,
+ Yea, scandalous to the world.
+
+LEONTES On your allegiance,
+ Out of the chamber with her! Were I a tyrant,
+ Where were her life? she durst not call me so,
+ If she did know me one. Away with her!
+
+PAULINA I pray you, do not push me; I'll be gone.
+ Look to your babe, my lord; 'tis yours:
+ Jove send her
+ A better guiding spirit! What needs these hands?
+ You, that are thus so tender o'er his follies,
+ Will never do him good, not one of you.
+ So, so: farewell; we are gone.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LEONTES Thou, traitor, hast set on thy wife to this.
+ My child? away with't! Even thou, that hast
+ A heart so tender o'er it, take it hence
+ And see it instantly consumed with fire;
+ Even thou and none but thou. Take it up straight:
+ Within this hour bring me word 'tis done,
+ And by good testimony, or I'll seize thy life,
+ With what thou else call'st thine. If thou refuse
+ And wilt encounter with my wrath, say so;
+ The bastard brains with these my proper hands
+ Shall I dash out. Go, take it to the fire;
+ For thou set'st on thy wife.
+
+ANTIGONUS I did not, sir:
+ These lords, my noble fellows, if they please,
+ Can clear me in't.
+
+Lords We can: my royal liege,
+ He is not guilty of her coming hither.
+
+LEONTES You're liars all.
+
+First Lord Beseech your highness, give us better credit:
+ We have always truly served you, and beseech you
+ So to esteem of us, and on our knees we beg,
+ As recompense of our dear services
+ Past and to come, that you do change this purpose,
+ Which being so horrible, so bloody, must
+ Lead on to some foul issue: we all kneel.
+
+LEONTES I am a feather for each wind that blows:
+ Shall I live on to see this bastard kneel
+ And call me father? better burn it now
+ Than curse it then. But be it; let it live.
+ It shall not neither. You, sir, come you hither;
+ You that have been so tenderly officious
+ With Lady Margery, your midwife there,
+ To save this bastard's life,--for 'tis a bastard,
+ So sure as this beard's grey,
+ --what will you adventure
+ To save this brat's life?
+
+ANTIGONUS Any thing, my lord,
+ That my ability may undergo
+ And nobleness impose: at least thus much:
+ I'll pawn the little blood which I have left
+ To save the innocent: any thing possible.
+
+LEONTES It shall be possible. Swear by this sword
+ Thou wilt perform my bidding.
+
+ANTIGONUS I will, my lord.
+
+LEONTES Mark and perform it, see'st thou! for the fail
+ Of any point in't shall not only be
+ Death to thyself but to thy lewd-tongued wife,
+ Whom for this time we pardon. We enjoin thee,
+ As thou art liege-man to us, that thou carry
+ This female bastard hence and that thou bear it
+ To some remote and desert place quite out
+ Of our dominions, and that there thou leave it,
+ Without more mercy, to its own protection
+ And favour of the climate. As by strange fortune
+ It came to us, I do in justice charge thee,
+ On thy soul's peril and thy body's torture,
+ That thou commend it strangely to some place
+ Where chance may nurse or end it. Take it up.
+
+ANTIGONUS I swear to do this, though a present death
+ Had been more merciful. Come on, poor babe:
+ Some powerful spirit instruct the kites and ravens
+ To be thy nurses! Wolves and bears, they say
+ Casting their savageness aside have done
+ Like offices of pity. Sir, be prosperous
+ In more than this deed does require! And blessing
+ Against this cruelty fight on thy side,
+ Poor thing, condemn'd to loss!
+
+ [Exit with the child]
+
+LEONTES No, I'll not rear
+ Another's issue.
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+Servant Please your highness, posts
+ From those you sent to the oracle are come
+ An hour since: Cleomenes and Dion,
+ Being well arrived from Delphos, are both landed,
+ Hasting to the court.
+
+First Lord So please you, sir, their speed
+ Hath been beyond account.
+
+LEONTES Twenty-three days
+ They have been absent: 'tis good speed; foretells
+ The great Apollo suddenly will have
+ The truth of this appear. Prepare you, lords;
+ Summon a session, that we may arraign
+ Our most disloyal lady, for, as she hath
+ Been publicly accused, so shall she have
+ A just and open trial. While she lives
+ My heart will be a burthen to me. Leave me,
+ And think upon my bidding.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I A sea-port in Sicilia.
+
+
+
+ [Enter CLEOMENES and DION]
+
+CLEOMENES The climate's delicate, the air most sweet,
+ Fertile the isle, the temple much surpassing
+ The common praise it bears.
+
+DION I shall report,
+ For most it caught me, the celestial habits,
+ Methinks I so should term them, and the reverence
+ Of the grave wearers. O, the sacrifice!
+ How ceremonious, solemn and unearthly
+ It was i' the offering!
+
+CLEOMENES But of all, the burst
+ And the ear-deafening voice o' the oracle,
+ Kin to Jove's thunder, so surprised my sense.
+ That I was nothing.
+
+DION If the event o' the journey
+ Prove as successful to the queen,--O be't so!--
+ As it hath been to us rare, pleasant, speedy,
+ The time is worth the use on't.
+
+CLEOMENES Great Apollo
+ Turn all to the best! These proclamations,
+ So forcing faults upon Hermione,
+ I little like.
+
+DION The violent carriage of it
+ Will clear or end the business: when the oracle,
+ Thus by Apollo's great divine seal'd up,
+ Shall the contents discover, something rare
+ Even then will rush to knowledge. Go: fresh horses!
+ And gracious be the issue!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II A court of Justice.
+
+
+ [Enter LEONTES, Lords, and Officers]
+
+LEONTES This sessions, to our great grief we pronounce,
+ Even pushes 'gainst our heart: the party tried
+ The daughter of a king, our wife, and one
+ Of us too much beloved. Let us be clear'd
+ Of being tyrannous, since we so openly
+ Proceed in justice, which shall have due course,
+ Even to the guilt or the purgation.
+ Produce the prisoner.
+
+Officer It is his highness' pleasure that the queen
+ Appear in person here in court. Silence!
+
+ [Enter HERMIONE guarded;
+ PAULINA and Ladies attending]
+
+LEONTES Read the indictment.
+
+Officer [Reads] Hermione, queen to the worthy
+ Leontes, king of Sicilia, thou art here accused and
+ arraigned of high treason, in committing adultery
+ with Polixenes, king of Bohemia, and conspiring
+ with Camillo to take away the life of our sovereign
+ lord the king, thy royal husband: the pretence
+ whereof being by circumstances partly laid open,
+ thou, Hermione, contrary to the faith and allegiance
+ of a true subject, didst counsel and aid them, for
+ their better safety, to fly away by night.
+
+HERMIONE Since what I am to say must be but that
+ Which contradicts my accusation and
+ The testimony on my part no other
+ But what comes from myself, it shall scarce boot me
+ To say 'not guilty:' mine integrity
+ Being counted falsehood, shall, as I express it,
+ Be so received. But thus: if powers divine
+ Behold our human actions, as they do,
+ I doubt not then but innocence shall make
+ False accusation blush and tyranny
+ Tremble at patience. You, my lord, best know,
+ Who least will seem to do so, my past life
+ Hath been as continent, as chaste, as true,
+ As I am now unhappy; which is more
+ Than history can pattern, though devised
+ And play'd to take spectators. For behold me
+ A fellow of the royal bed, which owe
+ A moiety of the throne a great king's daughter,
+ The mother to a hopeful prince, here standing
+ To prate and talk for life and honour 'fore
+ Who please to come and hear. For life, I prize it
+ As I weigh grief, which I would spare: for honour,
+ 'Tis a derivative from me to mine,
+ And only that I stand for. I appeal
+ To your own conscience, sir, before Polixenes
+ Came to your court, how I was in your grace,
+ How merited to be so; since he came,
+ With what encounter so uncurrent I
+ Have strain'd to appear thus: if one jot beyond
+ The bound of honour, or in act or will
+ That way inclining, harden'd be the hearts
+ Of all that hear me, and my near'st of kin
+ Cry fie upon my grave!
+
+LEONTES I ne'er heard yet
+ That any of these bolder vices wanted
+ Less impudence to gainsay what they did
+ Than to perform it first.
+
+HERMIONE That's true enough;
+ Through 'tis a saying, sir, not due to me.
+
+LEONTES You will not own it.
+
+HERMIONE More than mistress of
+ Which comes to me in name of fault, I must not
+ At all acknowledge. For Polixenes,
+ With whom I am accused, I do confess
+ I loved him as in honour he required,
+ With such a kind of love as might become
+ A lady like me, with a love even such,
+ So and no other, as yourself commanded:
+ Which not to have done I think had been in me
+ Both disobedience and ingratitude
+ To you and toward your friend, whose love had spoke,
+ Even since it could speak, from an infant, freely
+ That it was yours. Now, for conspiracy,
+ I know not how it tastes; though it be dish'd
+ For me to try how: all I know of it
+ Is that Camillo was an honest man;
+ And why he left your court, the gods themselves,
+ Wotting no more than I, are ignorant.
+
+LEONTES You knew of his departure, as you know
+ What you have underta'en to do in's absence.
+
+HERMIONE Sir,
+ You speak a language that I understand not:
+ My life stands in the level of your dreams,
+ Which I'll lay down.
+
+LEONTES Your actions are my dreams;
+ You had a bastard by Polixenes,
+ And I but dream'd it. As you were past all shame,--
+ Those of your fact are so--so past all truth:
+ Which to deny concerns more than avails; for as
+ Thy brat hath been cast out, like to itself,
+ No father owning it,--which is, indeed,
+ More criminal in thee than it,--so thou
+ Shalt feel our justice, in whose easiest passage
+ Look for no less than death.
+
+HERMIONE Sir, spare your threats:
+ The bug which you would fright me with I seek.
+ To me can life be no commodity:
+ The crown and comfort of my life, your favour,
+ I do give lost; for I do feel it gone,
+ But know not how it went. My second joy
+ And first-fruits of my body, from his presence
+ I am barr'd, like one infectious. My third comfort
+ Starr'd most unluckily, is from my breast,
+ The innocent milk in its most innocent mouth,
+ Haled out to murder: myself on every post
+ Proclaimed a strumpet: with immodest hatred
+ The child-bed privilege denied, which 'longs
+ To women of all fashion; lastly, hurried
+ Here to this place, i' the open air, before
+ I have got strength of limit. Now, my liege,
+ Tell me what blessings I have here alive,
+ That I should fear to die? Therefore proceed.
+ But yet hear this: mistake me not; no life,
+ I prize it not a straw, but for mine honour,
+ Which I would free, if I shall be condemn'd
+ Upon surmises, all proofs sleeping else
+ But what your jealousies awake, I tell you
+ 'Tis rigor and not law. Your honours all,
+ I do refer me to the oracle:
+ Apollo be my judge!
+
+First Lord This your request
+ Is altogether just: therefore bring forth,
+ And in Apollos name, his oracle.
+
+ [Exeunt certain Officers]
+
+HERMIONE The Emperor of Russia was my father:
+ O that he were alive, and here beholding
+ His daughter's trial! that he did but see
+ The flatness of my misery, yet with eyes
+ Of pity, not revenge!
+
+ [Re-enter Officers, with CLEOMENES and DION]
+
+Officer You here shall swear upon this sword of justice,
+ That you, Cleomenes and Dion, have
+ Been both at Delphos, and from thence have brought
+ The seal'd-up oracle, by the hand deliver'd
+ Of great Apollo's priest; and that, since then,
+ You have not dared to break the holy seal
+ Nor read the secrets in't.
+
+
+CLEOMENES |
+ | All this we swear.
+DION |
+
+
+LEONTES Break up the seals and read.
+
+Officer [Reads] Hermione is chaste;
+ Polixenes blameless; Camillo a true subject; Leontes
+ a jealous tyrant; his innocent babe truly begotten;
+ and the king shall live without an heir, if that
+ which is lost be not found.
+
+Lords Now blessed be the great Apollo!
+
+HERMIONE Praised!
+
+LEONTES Hast thou read truth?
+
+Officer Ay, my lord; even so
+ As it is here set down.
+
+LEONTES There is no truth at all i' the oracle:
+ The sessions shall proceed: this is mere falsehood.
+
+ [Enter Servant]
+
+Servant My lord the king, the king!
+
+LEONTES What is the business?
+
+Servant O sir, I shall be hated to report it!
+ The prince your son, with mere conceit and fear
+ Of the queen's speed, is gone.
+
+LEONTES How! gone!
+
+Servant Is dead.
+
+LEONTES Apollo's angry; and the heavens themselves
+ Do strike at my injustice.
+
+ [HERMIONE swoons]
+
+ How now there!
+
+PAULINA This news is mortal to the queen: look down
+ And see what death is doing.
+
+LEONTES Take her hence:
+ Her heart is but o'ercharged; she will recover:
+ I have too much believed mine own suspicion:
+ Beseech you, tenderly apply to her
+ Some remedies for life.
+
+ [Exeunt PAULINA and Ladies, with HERMIONE]
+
+ Apollo, pardon
+ My great profaneness 'gainst thine oracle!
+ I'll reconcile me to Polixenes,
+ New woo my queen, recall the good Camillo,
+ Whom I proclaim a man of truth, of mercy;
+ For, being transported by my jealousies
+ To bloody thoughts and to revenge, I chose
+ Camillo for the minister to poison
+ My friend Polixenes: which had been done,
+ But that the good mind of Camillo tardied
+ My swift command, though I with death and with
+ Reward did threaten and encourage him,
+ Not doing 't and being done: he, most humane
+ And fill'd with honour, to my kingly guest
+ Unclasp'd my practise, quit his fortunes here,
+ Which you knew great, and to the hazard
+ Of all encertainties himself commended,
+ No richer than his honour: how he glisters
+ Thorough my rust! and how his pity
+ Does my deeds make the blacker!
+
+ [Re-enter PAULINA]
+
+PAULINA Woe the while!
+ O, cut my lace, lest my heart, cracking it,
+ Break too.
+
+First Lord What fit is this, good lady?
+
+PAULINA What studied torments, tyrant, hast for me?
+ What wheels? racks? fires? what flaying? boiling?
+ In leads or oils? what old or newer torture
+ Must I receive, whose every word deserves
+ To taste of thy most worst? Thy tyranny
+ Together working with thy jealousies,
+ Fancies too weak for boys, too green and idle
+ For girls of nine, O, think what they have done
+ And then run mad indeed, stark mad! for all
+ Thy by-gone fooleries were but spices of it.
+ That thou betray'dst Polixenes,'twas nothing;
+ That did but show thee, of a fool, inconstant
+ And damnable ingrateful: nor was't much,
+ Thou wouldst have poison'd good Camillo's honour,
+ To have him kill a king: poor trespasses,
+ More monstrous standing by: whereof I reckon
+ The casting forth to crows thy baby-daughter
+ To be or none or little; though a devil
+ Would have shed water out of fire ere done't:
+ Nor is't directly laid to thee, the death
+ Of the young prince, whose honourable thoughts,
+ Thoughts high for one so tender, cleft the heart
+ That could conceive a gross and foolish sire
+ Blemish'd his gracious dam: this is not, no,
+ Laid to thy answer: but the last,--O lords,
+ When I have said, cry 'woe!' the queen, the queen,
+ The sweet'st, dear'st creature's dead,
+ and vengeance for't
+ Not dropp'd down yet.
+
+First Lord The higher powers forbid!
+
+PAULINA I say she's dead; I'll swear't. If word nor oath
+ Prevail not, go and see: if you can bring
+ Tincture or lustre in her lip, her eye,
+ Heat outwardly or breath within, I'll serve you
+ As I would do the gods. But, O thou tyrant!
+ Do not repent these things, for they are heavier
+ Than all thy woes can stir; therefore betake thee
+ To nothing but despair. A thousand knees
+ Ten thousand years together, naked, fasting,
+ Upon a barren mountain and still winter
+ In storm perpetual, could not move the gods
+ To look that way thou wert.
+
+LEONTES Go on, go on
+ Thou canst not speak too much; I have deserved
+ All tongues to talk their bitterest.
+
+First Lord Say no more:
+ Howe'er the business goes, you have made fault
+ I' the boldness of your speech.
+
+PAULINA I am sorry for't:
+ All faults I make, when I shall come to know them,
+ I do repent. Alas! I have show'd too much
+ The rashness of a woman: he is touch'd
+ To the noble heart. What's gone and what's past help
+ Should be past grief: do not receive affliction
+ At my petition; I beseech you, rather
+ Let me be punish'd, that have minded you
+ Of what you should forget. Now, good my liege
+ Sir, royal sir, forgive a foolish woman:
+ The love I bore your queen--lo, fool again!--
+ I'll speak of her no more, nor of your children;
+ I'll not remember you of my own lord,
+ Who is lost too: take your patience to you,
+ And I'll say nothing.
+
+LEONTES Thou didst speak but well
+ When most the truth; which I receive much better
+ Than to be pitied of thee. Prithee, bring me
+ To the dead bodies of my queen and son:
+ One grave shall be for both: upon them shall
+ The causes of their death appear, unto
+ Our shame perpetual. Once a day I'll visit
+ The chapel where they lie, and tears shed there
+ Shall be my recreation: so long as nature
+ Will bear up with this exercise, so long
+ I daily vow to use it. Come and lead me
+ Unto these sorrows.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III Bohemia. A desert country near the sea.
+
+
+ [Enter ANTIGONUS with a Child, and a Mariner]
+
+ANTIGONUS Thou art perfect then, our ship hath touch'd upon
+ The deserts of Bohemia?
+
+Mariner Ay, my lord: and fear
+ We have landed in ill time: the skies look grimly
+ And threaten present blusters. In my conscience,
+ The heavens with that we have in hand are angry
+ And frown upon 's.
+
+ANTIGONUS Their sacred wills be done! Go, get aboard;
+ Look to thy bark: I'll not be long before
+ I call upon thee.
+
+Mariner Make your best haste, and go not
+ Too far i' the land: 'tis like to be loud weather;
+ Besides, this place is famous for the creatures
+ Of prey that keep upon't.
+
+ANTIGONUS Go thou away:
+ I'll follow instantly.
+
+Mariner I am glad at heart
+ To be so rid o' the business.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ANTIGONUS Come, poor babe:
+ I have heard, but not believed,
+ the spirits o' the dead
+ May walk again: if such thing be, thy mother
+ Appear'd to me last night, for ne'er was dream
+ So like a waking. To me comes a creature,
+ Sometimes her head on one side, some another;
+ I never saw a vessel of like sorrow,
+ So fill'd and so becoming: in pure white robes,
+ Like very sanctity, she did approach
+ My cabin where I lay; thrice bow'd before me,
+ And gasping to begin some speech, her eyes
+ Became two spouts: the fury spent, anon
+ Did this break-from her: 'Good Antigonus,
+ Since fate, against thy better disposition,
+ Hath made thy person for the thrower-out
+ Of my poor babe, according to thine oath,
+ Places remote enough are in Bohemia,
+ There weep and leave it crying; and, for the babe
+ Is counted lost for ever, Perdita,
+ I prithee, call't. For this ungentle business
+ Put on thee by my lord, thou ne'er shalt see
+ Thy wife Paulina more.' And so, with shrieks
+ She melted into air. Affrighted much,
+ I did in time collect myself and thought
+ This was so and no slumber. Dreams are toys:
+ Yet for this once, yea, superstitiously,
+ I will be squared by this. I do believe
+ Hermione hath suffer'd death, and that
+ Apollo would, this being indeed the issue
+ Of King Polixenes, it should here be laid,
+ Either for life or death, upon the earth
+ Of its right father. Blossom, speed thee well!
+ There lie, and there thy character: there these;
+ Which may, if fortune please, both breed thee, pretty,
+ And still rest thine. The storm begins; poor wretch,
+ That for thy mother's fault art thus exposed
+ To loss and what may follow! Weep I cannot,
+ But my heart bleeds; and most accursed am I
+ To be by oath enjoin'd to this. Farewell!
+ The day frowns more and more: thou'rt like to have
+ A lullaby too rough: I never saw
+ The heavens so dim by day. A savage clamour!
+ Well may I get aboard! This is the chase:
+ I am gone for ever.
+
+ [Exit, pursued by a bear]
+
+ [Enter a Shepherd]
+
+Shepherd I would there were no age between sixteen and
+ three-and-twenty, or that youth would sleep out the
+ rest; for there is nothing in the between but
+ getting wenches with child, wronging the ancientry,
+ stealing, fighting--Hark you now! Would any but
+ these boiled brains of nineteen and two-and-twenty
+ hunt this weather? They have scared away two of my
+ best sheep, which I fear the wolf will sooner find
+ than the master: if any where I have them, 'tis by
+ the seaside, browsing of ivy. Good luck, an't be thy
+ will what have we here! Mercy on 's, a barne a very
+ pretty barne! A boy or a child, I wonder? A
+ pretty one; a very pretty one: sure, some 'scape:
+ though I am not bookish, yet I can read
+ waiting-gentlewoman in the 'scape. This has been
+ some stair-work, some trunk-work, some
+ behind-door-work: they were warmer that got this
+ than the poor thing is here. I'll take it up for
+ pity: yet I'll tarry till my son come; he hallooed
+ but even now. Whoa, ho, hoa!
+
+ [Enter Clown]
+
+Clown Hilloa, loa!
+
+Shepherd What, art so near? If thou'lt see a thing to talk
+ on when thou art dead and rotten, come hither. What
+ ailest thou, man?
+
+Clown I have seen two such sights, by sea and by land!
+ but I am not to say it is a sea, for it is now the
+ sky: betwixt the firmament and it you cannot thrust
+ a bodkin's point.
+
+Shepherd Why, boy, how is it?
+
+Clown I would you did but see how it chafes, how it rages,
+ how it takes up the shore! but that's not the
+ point. O, the most piteous cry of the poor souls!
+ sometimes to see 'em, and not to see 'em; now the
+ ship boring the moon with her main-mast, and anon
+ swallowed with yest and froth, as you'ld thrust a
+ cork into a hogshead. And then for the
+ land-service, to see how the bear tore out his
+ shoulder-bone; how he cried to me for help and said
+ his name was Antigonus, a nobleman. But to make an
+ end of the ship, to see how the sea flap-dragoned
+ it: but, first, how the poor souls roared, and the
+ sea mocked them; and how the poor gentleman roared
+ and the bear mocked him, both roaring louder than
+ the sea or weather.
+
+Shepherd Name of mercy, when was this, boy?
+
+Clown Now, now: I have not winked since I saw these
+ sights: the men are not yet cold under water, nor
+ the bear half dined on the gentleman: he's at it
+ now.
+
+Shepherd Would I had been by, to have helped the old man!
+
+Clown I would you had been by the ship side, to have
+ helped her: there your charity would have lacked footing.
+
+Shepherd Heavy matters! heavy matters! but look thee here,
+ boy. Now bless thyself: thou mettest with things
+ dying, I with things newborn. Here's a sight for
+ thee; look thee, a bearing-cloth for a squire's
+ child! look thee here; take up, take up, boy;
+ open't. So, let's see: it was told me I should be
+ rich by the fairies. This is some changeling:
+ open't. What's within, boy?
+
+Clown You're a made old man: if the sins of your youth
+ are forgiven you, you're well to live. Gold! all gold!
+
+Shepherd This is fairy gold, boy, and 'twill prove so: up
+ with't, keep it close: home, home, the next way.
+ We are lucky, boy; and to be so still requires
+ nothing but secrecy. Let my sheep go: come, good
+ boy, the next way home.
+
+Clown Go you the next way with your findings. I'll go see
+ if the bear be gone from the gentleman and how much
+ he hath eaten: they are never curst but when they
+ are hungry: if there be any of him left, I'll bury
+ it.
+
+Shepherd That's a good deed. If thou mayest discern by that
+ which is left of him what he is, fetch me to the
+ sight of him.
+
+Clown Marry, will I; and you shall help to put him i' the ground.
+
+Shepherd 'Tis a lucky day, boy, and we'll do good deeds on't.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I:
+
+
+ [Enter Time, the Chorus]
+
+Time I, that please some, try all, both joy and terror
+ Of good and bad, that makes and unfolds error,
+ Now take upon me, in the name of Time,
+ To use my wings. Impute it not a crime
+ To me or my swift passage, that I slide
+ O'er sixteen years and leave the growth untried
+ Of that wide gap, since it is in my power
+ To o'erthrow law and in one self-born hour
+ To plant and o'erwhelm custom. Let me pass
+ The same I am, ere ancient'st order was
+ Or what is now received: I witness to
+ The times that brought them in; so shall I do
+ To the freshest things now reigning and make stale
+ The glistering of this present, as my tale
+ Now seems to it. Your patience this allowing,
+ I turn my glass and give my scene such growing
+ As you had slept between: Leontes leaving,
+ The effects of his fond jealousies so grieving
+ That he shuts up himself, imagine me,
+ Gentle spectators, that I now may be
+ In fair Bohemia, and remember well,
+ I mentioned a son o' the king's, which Florizel
+ I now name to you; and with speed so pace
+ To speak of Perdita, now grown in grace
+ Equal with wondering: what of her ensues
+ I list not prophecy; but let Time's news
+ Be known when 'tis brought forth.
+ A shepherd's daughter,
+ And what to her adheres, which follows after,
+ Is the argument of Time. Of this allow,
+ If ever you have spent time worse ere now;
+ If never, yet that Time himself doth say
+ He wishes earnestly you never may.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Bohemia. The palace of POLIXENES.
+
+
+ [Enter POLIXENES and CAMILLO]
+
+POLIXENES I pray thee, good Camillo, be no more importunate:
+ 'tis a sickness denying thee any thing; a death to
+ grant this.
+
+CAMILLO It is fifteen years since I saw my country: though
+ I have for the most part been aired abroad, I
+ desire to lay my bones there. Besides, the penitent
+ king, my master, hath sent for me; to whose feeling
+ sorrows I might be some allay, or I o'erween to
+ think so, which is another spur to my departure.
+
+POLIXENES As thou lovest me, Camillo, wipe not out the rest of
+ thy services by leaving me now: the need I have of
+ thee thine own goodness hath made; better not to
+ have had thee than thus to want thee: thou, having
+ made me businesses which none without thee can
+ sufficiently manage, must either stay to execute
+ them thyself or take away with thee the very
+ services thou hast done; which if I have not enough
+ considered, as too much I cannot, to be more
+ thankful to thee shall be my study, and my profit
+ therein the heaping friendships. Of that fatal
+ country, Sicilia, prithee speak no more; whose very
+ naming punishes me with the remembrance of that
+ penitent, as thou callest him, and reconciled king,
+ my brother; whose loss of his most precious queen
+ and children are even now to be afresh lamented.
+ Say to me, when sawest thou the Prince Florizel, my
+ son? Kings are no less unhappy, their issue not
+ being gracious, than they are in losing them when
+ they have approved their virtues.
+
+CAMILLO Sir, it is three days since I saw the prince. What
+ his happier affairs may be, are to me unknown: but I
+ have missingly noted, he is of late much retired
+ from court and is less frequent to his princely
+ exercises than formerly he hath appeared.
+
+POLIXENES I have considered so much, Camillo, and with some
+ care; so far that I have eyes under my service which
+ look upon his removedness; from whom I have this
+ intelligence, that he is seldom from the house of a
+ most homely shepherd; a man, they say, that from
+ very nothing, and beyond the imagination of his
+ neighbours, is grown into an unspeakable estate.
+
+CAMILLO I have heard, sir, of such a man, who hath a
+ daughter of most rare note: the report of her is
+ extended more than can be thought to begin from such a cottage.
+
+POLIXENES That's likewise part of my intelligence; but, I
+ fear, the angle that plucks our son thither. Thou
+ shalt accompany us to the place; where we will, not
+ appearing what we are, have some question with the
+ shepherd; from whose simplicity I think it not
+ uneasy to get the cause of my son's resort thither.
+ Prithee, be my present partner in this business, and
+ lay aside the thoughts of Sicilia.
+
+CAMILLO I willingly obey your command.
+
+POLIXENES My best Camillo! We must disguise ourselves.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III A road near the Shepherd's cottage.
+
+
+ [Enter AUTOLYCUS, singing]
+
+AUTOLYCUS When daffodils begin to peer,
+ With heigh! the doxy over the dale,
+ Why, then comes in the sweet o' the year;
+ For the red blood reigns in the winter's pale.
+
+ The white sheet bleaching on the hedge,
+ With heigh! the sweet birds, O, how they sing!
+ Doth set my pugging tooth on edge;
+ For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
+
+ The lark, that tirra-lyra chants,
+ With heigh! with heigh! the thrush and the jay,
+ Are summer songs for me and my aunts,
+ While we lie tumbling in the hay.
+
+ I have served Prince Florizel and in my time
+ wore three-pile; but now I am out of service:
+
+ But shall I go mourn for that, my dear?
+ The pale moon shines by night:
+ And when I wander here and there,
+ I then do most go right.
+
+ If tinkers may have leave to live,
+ And bear the sow-skin budget,
+ Then my account I well may, give,
+ And in the stocks avouch it.
+
+ My traffic is sheets; when the kite builds, look to
+ lesser linen. My father named me Autolycus; who
+ being, as I am, littered under Mercury, was likewise
+ a snapper-up of unconsidered trifles. With die and
+ drab I purchased this caparison, and my revenue is
+ the silly cheat. Gallows and knock are too powerful
+ on the highway: beating and hanging are terrors to
+ me: for the life to come, I sleep out the thought
+ of it. A prize! a prize!
+
+ [Enter Clown]
+
+Clown Let me see: every 'leven wether tods; every tod
+ yields pound and odd shilling; fifteen hundred
+ shorn. what comes the wool to?
+
+AUTOLYCUS [Aside]
+
+ If the springe hold, the cock's mine.
+
+Clown I cannot do't without counters. Let me see; what am
+ I to buy for our sheep-shearing feast? Three pound
+ of sugar, five pound of currants, rice,--what will
+ this sister of mine do with rice? But my father
+ hath made her mistress of the feast, and she lays it
+ on. She hath made me four and twenty nose-gays for
+ the shearers, three-man-song-men all, and very good
+ ones; but they are most of them means and bases; but
+ one puritan amongst them, and he sings psalms to
+ horn-pipes. I must have saffron to colour the warden
+ pies; mace; dates?--none, that's out of my note;
+ nutmegs, seven; a race or two of ginger, but that I
+ may beg; four pound of prunes, and as many of
+ raisins o' the sun.
+
+AUTOLYCUS O that ever I was born!
+
+ [Grovelling on the ground]
+
+Clown I' the name of me--
+
+AUTOLYCUS O, help me, help me! pluck but off these rags; and
+ then, death, death!
+
+Clown Alack, poor soul! thou hast need of more rags to lay
+ on thee, rather than have these off.
+
+AUTOLYCUS O sir, the loathsomeness of them offends me more
+ than the stripes I have received, which are mighty
+ ones and millions.
+
+Clown Alas, poor man! a million of beating may come to a
+ great matter.
+
+AUTOLYCUS I am robbed, sir, and beaten; my money and apparel
+ ta'en from me, and these detestable things put upon
+ me.
+
+Clown What, by a horseman, or a footman?
+
+AUTOLYCUS A footman, sweet sir, a footman.
+
+Clown Indeed, he should be a footman by the garments he
+ has left with thee: if this be a horseman's coat,
+ it hath seen very hot service. Lend me thy hand,
+ I'll help thee: come, lend me thy hand.
+
+AUTOLYCUS O, good sir, tenderly, O!
+
+Clown Alas, poor soul!
+
+AUTOLYCUS O, good sir, softly, good sir! I fear, sir, my
+ shoulder-blade is out.
+
+Clown How now! canst stand?
+
+AUTOLYCUS [Picking his pocket]
+
+ Softly, dear sir; good sir, softly. You ha' done me
+ a charitable office.
+
+Clown Dost lack any money? I have a little money for thee.
+
+AUTOLYCUS No, good sweet sir; no, I beseech you, sir: I have
+ a kinsman not past three quarters of a mile hence,
+ unto whom I was going; I shall there have money, or
+ any thing I want: offer me no money, I pray you;
+ that kills my heart.
+
+Clown What manner of fellow was he that robbed you?
+
+AUTOLYCUS A fellow, sir, that I have known to go about with
+ troll-my-dames; I knew him once a servant of the
+ prince: I cannot tell, good sir, for which of his
+ virtues it was, but he was certainly whipped out of the court.
+
+Clown His vices, you would say; there's no virtue whipped
+ out of the court: they cherish it to make it stay
+ there; and yet it will no more but abide.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Vices, I would say, sir. I know this man well: he
+ hath been since an ape-bearer; then a
+ process-server, a bailiff; then he compassed a
+ motion of the Prodigal Son, and married a tinker's
+ wife within a mile where my land and living lies;
+ and, having flown over many knavish professions, he
+ settled only in rogue: some call him Autolycus.
+
+Clown Out upon him! prig, for my life, prig: he haunts
+ wakes, fairs and bear-baitings.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Very true, sir; he, sir, he; that's the rogue that
+ put me into this apparel.
+
+Clown Not a more cowardly rogue in all Bohemia: if you had
+ but looked big and spit at him, he'ld have run.
+
+AUTOLYCUS I must confess to you, sir, I am no fighter: I am
+ false of heart that way; and that he knew, I warrant
+ him.
+
+Clown How do you now?
+
+AUTOLYCUS Sweet sir, much better than I was; I can stand and
+ walk: I will even take my leave of you, and pace
+ softly towards my kinsman's.
+
+Clown Shall I bring thee on the way?
+
+AUTOLYCUS No, good-faced sir; no, sweet sir.
+
+Clown Then fare thee well: I must go buy spices for our
+ sheep-shearing.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Prosper you, sweet sir!
+
+ [Exit Clown]
+
+ Your purse is not hot enough to purchase your spice.
+ I'll be with you at your sheep-shearing too: if I
+ make not this cheat bring out another and the
+ shearers prove sheep, let me be unrolled and my name
+ put in the book of virtue!
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ Jog on, jog on, the foot-path way,
+ And merrily hent the stile-a:
+ A merry heart goes all the day,
+ Your sad tires in a mile-a.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The Shepherd's cottage.
+
+
+ [Enter FLORIZEL and PERDITA]
+
+FLORIZEL These your unusual weeds to each part of you
+ Do give a life: no shepherdess, but Flora
+ Peering in April's front. This your sheep-shearing
+ Is as a meeting of the petty gods,
+ And you the queen on't.
+
+PERDITA Sir, my gracious lord,
+ To chide at your extremes it not becomes me:
+ O, pardon, that I name them! Your high self,
+ The gracious mark o' the land, you have obscured
+ With a swain's wearing, and me, poor lowly maid,
+ Most goddess-like prank'd up: but that our feasts
+ In every mess have folly and the feeders
+ Digest it with a custom, I should blush
+ To see you so attired, sworn, I think,
+ To show myself a glass.
+
+FLORIZEL I bless the time
+ When my good falcon made her flight across
+ Thy father's ground.
+
+PERDITA Now Jove afford you cause!
+ To me the difference forges dread; your greatness
+ Hath not been used to fear. Even now I tremble
+ To think your father, by some accident,
+ Should pass this way as you did: O, the Fates!
+ How would he look, to see his work so noble
+ Vilely bound up? What would he say? Or how
+ Should I, in these my borrow'd flaunts, behold
+ The sternness of his presence?
+
+FLORIZEL Apprehend
+ Nothing but jollity. The gods themselves,
+ Humbling their deities to love, have taken
+ The shapes of beasts upon them: Jupiter
+ Became a bull, and bellow'd; the green Neptune
+ A ram, and bleated; and the fire-robed god,
+ Golden Apollo, a poor humble swain,
+ As I seem now. Their transformations
+ Were never for a piece of beauty rarer,
+ Nor in a way so chaste, since my desires
+ Run not before mine honour, nor my lusts
+ Burn hotter than my faith.
+
+PERDITA O, but, sir,
+ Your resolution cannot hold, when 'tis
+ Opposed, as it must be, by the power of the king:
+ One of these two must be necessities,
+ Which then will speak, that you must
+ change this purpose,
+ Or I my life.
+
+FLORIZEL Thou dearest Perdita,
+ With these forced thoughts, I prithee, darken not
+ The mirth o' the feast. Or I'll be thine, my fair,
+ Or not my father's. For I cannot be
+ Mine own, nor any thing to any, if
+ I be not thine. To this I am most constant,
+ Though destiny say no. Be merry, gentle;
+ Strangle such thoughts as these with any thing
+ That you behold the while. Your guests are coming:
+ Lift up your countenance, as it were the day
+ Of celebration of that nuptial which
+ We two have sworn shall come.
+
+PERDITA O lady Fortune,
+ Stand you auspicious!
+
+FLORIZEL See, your guests approach:
+ Address yourself to entertain them sprightly,
+ And let's be red with mirth.
+
+ [Enter Shepherd, Clown, MOPSA, DORCAS, and
+ others, with POLIXENES and CAMILLO disguised]
+
+Shepherd Fie, daughter! when my old wife lived, upon
+ This day she was both pantler, butler, cook,
+ Both dame and servant; welcomed all, served all;
+ Would sing her song and dance her turn; now here,
+ At upper end o' the table, now i' the middle;
+ On his shoulder, and his; her face o' fire
+ With labour and the thing she took to quench it,
+ She would to each one sip. You are retired,
+ As if you were a feasted one and not
+ The hostess of the meeting: pray you, bid
+ These unknown friends to's welcome; for it is
+ A way to make us better friends, more known.
+ Come, quench your blushes and present yourself
+ That which you are, mistress o' the feast: come on,
+ And bid us welcome to your sheep-shearing,
+ As your good flock shall prosper.
+
+PERDITA [To POLIXENES] Sir, welcome:
+ It is my father's will I should take on me
+ The hostess-ship o' the day.
+
+ [To CAMILLO]
+
+ You're welcome, sir.
+ Give me those flowers there, Dorcas. Reverend sirs,
+ For you there's rosemary and rue; these keep
+ Seeming and savour all the winter long:
+ Grace and remembrance be to you both,
+ And welcome to our shearing!
+
+POLIXENES Shepherdess,
+ A fair one are you--well you fit our ages
+ With flowers of winter.
+
+PERDITA Sir, the year growing ancient,
+ Not yet on summer's death, nor on the birth
+ Of trembling winter, the fairest
+ flowers o' the season
+ Are our carnations and streak'd gillyvors,
+ Which some call nature's bastards: of that kind
+ Our rustic garden's barren; and I care not
+ To get slips of them.
+
+POLIXENES Wherefore, gentle maiden,
+ Do you neglect them?
+
+PERDITA For I have heard it said
+ There is an art which in their piedness shares
+ With great creating nature.
+
+POLIXENES Say there be;
+ Yet nature is made better by no mean
+ But nature makes that mean: so, over that art
+ Which you say adds to nature, is an art
+ That nature makes. You see, sweet maid, we marry
+ A gentler scion to the wildest stock,
+ And make conceive a bark of baser kind
+ By bud of nobler race: this is an art
+ Which does mend nature, change it rather, but
+ The art itself is nature.
+
+PERDITA So it is.
+
+POLIXENES Then make your garden rich in gillyvors,
+ And do not call them bastards.
+
+PERDITA I'll not put
+ The dibble in earth to set one slip of them;
+ No more than were I painted I would wish
+ This youth should say 'twere well and only therefore
+ Desire to breed by me. Here's flowers for you;
+ Hot lavender, mints, savoury, marjoram;
+ The marigold, that goes to bed wi' the sun
+ And with him rises weeping: these are flowers
+ Of middle summer, and I think they are given
+ To men of middle age. You're very welcome.
+
+CAMILLO I should leave grazing, were I of your flock,
+ And only live by gazing.
+
+PERDITA Out, alas!
+ You'd be so lean, that blasts of January
+ Would blow you through and through.
+ Now, my fair'st friend,
+ I would I had some flowers o' the spring that might
+ Become your time of day; and yours, and yours,
+ That wear upon your virgin branches yet
+ Your maidenheads growing: O Proserpina,
+ For the flowers now, that frighted thou let'st fall
+ From Dis's waggon! daffodils,
+ That come before the swallow dares, and take
+ The winds of March with beauty; violets dim,
+ But sweeter than the lids of Juno's eyes
+ Or Cytherea's breath; pale primroses
+ That die unmarried, ere they can behold
+ Bight Phoebus in his strength--a malady
+ Most incident to maids; bold oxlips and
+ The crown imperial; lilies of all kinds,
+ The flower-de-luce being one! O, these I lack,
+ To make you garlands of, and my sweet friend,
+ To strew him o'er and o'er!
+
+FLORIZEL What, like a corse?
+
+PERDITA No, like a bank for love to lie and play on;
+ Not like a corse; or if, not to be buried,
+ But quick and in mine arms. Come, take your flowers:
+ Methinks I play as I have seen them do
+ In Whitsun pastorals: sure this robe of mine
+ Does change my disposition.
+
+FLORIZEL What you do
+ Still betters what is done. When you speak, sweet.
+ I'ld have you do it ever: when you sing,
+ I'ld have you buy and sell so, so give alms,
+ Pray so; and, for the ordering your affairs,
+ To sing them too: when you do dance, I wish you
+ A wave o' the sea, that you might ever do
+ Nothing but that; move still, still so,
+ And own no other function: each your doing,
+ So singular in each particular,
+ Crowns what you are doing in the present deed,
+ That all your acts are queens.
+
+PERDITA O Doricles,
+ Your praises are too large: but that your youth,
+ And the true blood which peepeth fairly through't,
+ Do plainly give you out an unstain'd shepherd,
+ With wisdom I might fear, my Doricles,
+ You woo'd me the false way.
+
+FLORIZEL I think you have
+ As little skill to fear as I have purpose
+ To put you to't. But come; our dance, I pray:
+ Your hand, my Perdita: so turtles pair,
+ That never mean to part.
+
+PERDITA I'll swear for 'em.
+
+POLIXENES This is the prettiest low-born lass that ever
+ Ran on the green-sward: nothing she does or seems
+ But smacks of something greater than herself,
+ Too noble for this place.
+
+CAMILLO He tells her something
+ That makes her blood look out: good sooth, she is
+ The queen of curds and cream.
+
+Clown Come on, strike up!
+
+DORCAS Mopsa must be your mistress: marry, garlic,
+ To mend her kissing with!
+
+MOPSA Now, in good time!
+
+Clown Not a word, a word; we stand upon our manners.
+ Come, strike up!
+
+ [Music. Here a dance of Shepherds and
+ Shepherdesses]
+
+POLIXENES Pray, good shepherd, what fair swain is this
+ Which dances with your daughter?
+
+Shepherd They call him Doricles; and boasts himself
+ To have a worthy feeding: but I have it
+ Upon his own report and I believe it;
+ He looks like sooth. He says he loves my daughter:
+ I think so too; for never gazed the moon
+ Upon the water as he'll stand and read
+ As 'twere my daughter's eyes: and, to be plain.
+ I think there is not half a kiss to choose
+ Who loves another best.
+
+POLIXENES She dances featly.
+
+Shepherd So she does any thing; though I report it,
+ That should be silent: if young Doricles
+ Do light upon her, she shall bring him that
+ Which he not dreams of.
+
+ [Enter Servant]
+
+Servant O master, if you did but hear the pedlar at the
+ door, you would never dance again after a tabour and
+ pipe; no, the bagpipe could not move you: he sings
+ several tunes faster than you'll tell money; he
+ utters them as he had eaten ballads and all men's
+ ears grew to his tunes.
+
+Clown He could never come better; he shall come in. I
+ love a ballad but even too well, if it be doleful
+ matter merrily set down, or a very pleasant thing
+ indeed and sung lamentably.
+
+Servant He hath songs for man or woman, of all sizes; no
+ milliner can so fit his customers with gloves: he
+ has the prettiest love-songs for maids; so without
+ bawdry, which is strange; with such delicate
+ burthens of dildos and fadings, 'jump her and thump
+ her;' and where some stretch-mouthed rascal would,
+ as it were, mean mischief and break a foul gap into
+ the matter, he makes the maid to answer 'Whoop, do me
+ no harm, good man;' puts him off, slights him, with
+ 'Whoop, do me no harm, good man.'
+
+POLIXENES This is a brave fellow.
+
+Clown Believe me, thou talkest of an admirable conceited
+ fellow. Has he any unbraided wares?
+
+Servant He hath ribbons of an the colours i' the rainbow;
+ points more than all the lawyers in Bohemia can
+ learnedly handle, though they come to him by the
+ gross: inkles, caddisses, cambrics, lawns: why, he
+ sings 'em over as they were gods or goddesses; you
+ would think a smock were a she-angel, he so chants
+ to the sleeve-hand and the work about the square on't.
+
+Clown Prithee bring him in; and let him approach singing.
+
+PERDITA Forewarn him that he use no scurrilous words in 's tunes.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+Clown You have of these pedlars, that have more in them
+ than you'ld think, sister.
+
+PERDITA Ay, good brother, or go about to think.
+
+ [Enter AUTOLYCUS, singing]
+
+AUTOLYCUS Lawn as white as driven snow;
+ Cyprus black as e'er was crow;
+ Gloves as sweet as damask roses;
+ Masks for faces and for noses;
+ Bugle bracelet, necklace amber,
+ Perfume for a lady's chamber;
+ Golden quoifs and stomachers,
+ For my lads to give their dears:
+ Pins and poking-sticks of steel,
+ What maids lack from head to heel:
+ Come buy of me, come; come buy, come buy;
+ Buy lads, or else your lasses cry: Come buy.
+
+Clown If I were not in love with Mopsa, thou shouldst take
+ no money of me; but being enthralled as I am, it
+ will also be the bondage of certain ribbons and gloves.
+
+MOPSA I was promised them against the feast; but they come
+ not too late now.
+
+DORCAS He hath promised you more than that, or there be liars.
+
+MOPSA He hath paid you all he promised you; may be, he has
+ paid you more, which will shame you to give him again.
+
+Clown Is there no manners left among maids? will they
+ wear their plackets where they should bear their
+ faces? Is there not milking-time, when you are
+ going to bed, or kiln-hole, to whistle off these
+ secrets, but you must be tittle-tattling before all
+ our guests? 'tis well they are whispering: clamour
+ your tongues, and not a word more.
+
+MOPSA I have done. Come, you promised me a tawdry-lace
+ and a pair of sweet gloves.
+
+Clown Have I not told thee how I was cozened by the way
+ and lost all my money?
+
+AUTOLYCUS And indeed, sir, there are cozeners abroad;
+ therefore it behoves men to be wary.
+
+Clown Fear not thou, man, thou shalt lose nothing here.
+
+AUTOLYCUS I hope so, sir; for I have about me many parcels of charge.
+
+Clown What hast here? ballads?
+
+MOPSA Pray now, buy some: I love a ballad in print o'
+ life, for then we are sure they are true.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Here's one to a very doleful tune, how a usurer's
+ wife was brought to bed of twenty money-bags at a
+ burthen and how she longed to eat adders' heads and
+ toads carbonadoed.
+
+MOPSA Is it true, think you?
+
+AUTOLYCUS Very true, and but a month old.
+
+DORCAS Bless me from marrying a usurer!
+
+AUTOLYCUS Here's the midwife's name to't, one Mistress
+ Tale-porter, and five or six honest wives that were
+ present. Why should I carry lies abroad?
+
+MOPSA Pray you now, buy it.
+
+Clown Come on, lay it by: and let's first see moe
+ ballads; we'll buy the other things anon.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Here's another ballad of a fish, that appeared upon
+ the coast on Wednesday the four-score of April,
+ forty thousand fathom above water, and sung this
+ ballad against the hard hearts of maids: it was
+ thought she was a woman and was turned into a cold
+ fish for she would not exchange flesh with one that
+ loved her: the ballad is very pitiful and as true.
+
+DORCAS Is it true too, think you?
+
+AUTOLYCUS Five justices' hands at it, and witnesses more than
+ my pack will hold.
+
+Clown Lay it by too: another.
+
+AUTOLYCUS This is a merry ballad, but a very pretty one.
+
+MOPSA Let's have some merry ones.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Why, this is a passing merry one and goes to
+ the tune of 'Two maids wooing a man:' there's
+ scarce a maid westward but she sings it; 'tis in
+ request, I can tell you.
+
+MOPSA We can both sing it: if thou'lt bear a part, thou
+ shalt hear; 'tis in three parts.
+
+DORCAS We had the tune on't a month ago.
+
+AUTOLYCUS I can bear my part; you must know 'tis my
+ occupation; have at it with you.
+ [SONG]
+
+AUTOLYCUS Get you hence, for I must go
+ Where it fits not you to know.
+
+DORCAS Whither?
+
+MOPSA O, whither?
+
+DORCAS Whither?
+
+MOPSA It becomes thy oath full well,
+ Thou to me thy secrets tell.
+
+DORCAS Me too, let me go thither.
+
+MOPSA Or thou goest to the orange or mill.
+
+DORCAS If to either, thou dost ill.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Neither.
+
+DORCAS What, neither?
+
+AUTOLYCUS Neither.
+
+DORCAS Thou hast sworn my love to be.
+
+MOPSA Thou hast sworn it more to me:
+ Then whither goest? say, whither?
+
+Clown We'll have this song out anon by ourselves: my
+ father and the gentlemen are in sad talk, and we'll
+ not trouble them. Come, bring away thy pack after
+ me. Wenches, I'll buy for you both. Pedlar, let's
+ have the first choice. Follow me, girls.
+
+ [Exit with DORCAS and MOPSA]
+
+AUTOLYCUS And you shall pay well for 'em.
+
+ [Follows singing]
+
+ Will you buy any tape,
+ Or lace for your cape,
+ My dainty duck, my dear-a?
+ Any silk, any thread,
+ Any toys for your head,
+ Of the new'st and finest, finest wear-a?
+ Come to the pedlar;
+ Money's a medler.
+ That doth utter all men's ware-a.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter Servant]
+
+Servant Master, there is three carters, three shepherds,
+ three neat-herds, three swine-herds, that have made
+ themselves all men of hair, they call themselves
+ Saltiers, and they have a dance which the wenches
+ say is a gallimaufry of gambols, because they are
+ not in't; but they themselves are o' the mind, if it
+ be not too rough for some that know little but
+ bowling, it will please plentifully.
+
+Shepherd Away! we'll none on 't: here has been too much
+ homely foolery already. I know, sir, we weary you.
+
+POLIXENES You weary those that refresh us: pray, let's see
+ these four threes of herdsmen.
+
+Servant One three of them, by their own report, sir, hath
+ danced before the king; and not the worst of the
+ three but jumps twelve foot and a half by the squier.
+
+Shepherd Leave your prating: since these good men are
+ pleased, let them come in; but quickly now.
+
+Servant Why, they stay at door, sir.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Here a dance of twelve Satyrs]
+
+POLIXENES O, father, you'll know more of that hereafter.
+
+ [To CAMILLO]
+
+ Is it not too far gone? 'Tis time to part them.
+ He's simple and tells much.
+
+ [To FLORIZEL]
+
+ How now, fair shepherd!
+ Your heart is full of something that does take
+ Your mind from feasting. Sooth, when I was young
+ And handed love as you do, I was wont
+ To load my she with knacks: I would have ransack'd
+ The pedlar's silken treasury and have pour'd it
+ To her acceptance; you have let him go
+ And nothing marted with him. If your lass
+ Interpretation should abuse and call this
+ Your lack of love or bounty, you were straited
+ For a reply, at least if you make a care
+ Of happy holding her.
+
+FLORIZEL Old sir, I know
+ She prizes not such trifles as these are:
+ The gifts she looks from me are pack'd and lock'd
+ Up in my heart; which I have given already,
+ But not deliver'd. O, hear me breathe my life
+ Before this ancient sir, who, it should seem,
+ Hath sometime loved! I take thy hand, this hand,
+ As soft as dove's down and as white as it,
+ Or Ethiopian's tooth, or the fann'd
+ snow that's bolted
+ By the northern blasts twice o'er.
+
+POLIXENES What follows this?
+ How prettily the young swain seems to wash
+ The hand was fair before! I have put you out:
+ But to your protestation; let me hear
+ What you profess.
+
+FLORIZEL Do, and be witness to 't.
+
+POLIXENES And this my neighbour too?
+
+FLORIZEL And he, and more
+ Than he, and men, the earth, the heavens, and all:
+ That, were I crown'd the most imperial monarch,
+ Thereof most worthy, were I the fairest youth
+ That ever made eye swerve, had force and knowledge
+ More than was ever man's, I would not prize them
+ Without her love; for her employ them all;
+ Commend them and condemn them to her service
+ Or to their own perdition.
+
+POLIXENES Fairly offer'd.
+
+CAMILLO This shows a sound affection.
+
+Shepherd But, my daughter,
+ Say you the like to him?
+
+PERDITA I cannot speak
+ So well, nothing so well; no, nor mean better:
+ By the pattern of mine own thoughts I cut out
+ The purity of his.
+
+Shepherd Take hands, a bargain!
+ And, friends unknown, you shall bear witness to 't:
+ I give my daughter to him, and will make
+ Her portion equal his.
+
+FLORIZEL O, that must be
+ I' the virtue of your daughter: one being dead,
+ I shall have more than you can dream of yet;
+ Enough then for your wonder. But, come on,
+ Contract us 'fore these witnesses.
+
+Shepherd Come, your hand;
+ And, daughter, yours.
+
+POLIXENES Soft, swain, awhile, beseech you;
+ Have you a father?
+
+FLORIZEL I have: but what of him?
+
+POLIXENES Knows he of this?
+
+FLORIZEL He neither does nor shall.
+
+POLIXENES Methinks a father
+ Is at the nuptial of his son a guest
+ That best becomes the table. Pray you once more,
+ Is not your father grown incapable
+ Of reasonable affairs? is he not stupid
+ With age and altering rheums? can he speak? hear?
+ Know man from man? dispute his own estate?
+ Lies he not bed-rid? and again does nothing
+ But what he did being childish?
+
+FLORIZEL No, good sir;
+ He has his health and ampler strength indeed
+ Than most have of his age.
+
+POLIXENES By my white beard,
+ You offer him, if this be so, a wrong
+ Something unfilial: reason my son
+ Should choose himself a wife, but as good reason
+ The father, all whose joy is nothing else
+ But fair posterity, should hold some counsel
+ In such a business.
+
+FLORIZEL I yield all this;
+ But for some other reasons, my grave sir,
+ Which 'tis not fit you know, I not acquaint
+ My father of this business.
+
+POLIXENES Let him know't.
+
+FLORIZEL He shall not.
+
+POLIXENES Prithee, let him.
+
+FLORIZEL No, he must not.
+
+Shepherd Let him, my son: he shall not need to grieve
+ At knowing of thy choice.
+
+FLORIZEL Come, come, he must not.
+ Mark our contract.
+
+POLIXENES Mark your divorce, young sir,
+
+ [Discovering himself]
+
+ Whom son I dare not call; thou art too base
+ To be acknowledged: thou a sceptre's heir,
+ That thus affect'st a sheep-hook! Thou old traitor,
+ I am sorry that by hanging thee I can
+ But shorten thy life one week. And thou, fresh piece
+ Of excellent witchcraft, who of force must know
+ The royal fool thou copest with,--
+
+Shepherd O, my heart!
+
+POLIXENES I'll have thy beauty scratch'd with briers, and made
+ More homely than thy state. For thee, fond boy,
+ If I may ever know thou dost but sigh
+ That thou no more shalt see this knack, as never
+ I mean thou shalt, we'll bar thee from succession;
+ Not hold thee of our blood, no, not our kin,
+ Far than Deucalion off: mark thou my words:
+ Follow us to the court. Thou churl, for this time,
+ Though full of our displeasure, yet we free thee
+ From the dead blow of it. And you, enchantment.--
+ Worthy enough a herdsman: yea, him too,
+ That makes himself, but for our honour therein,
+ Unworthy thee,--if ever henceforth thou
+ These rural latches to his entrance open,
+ Or hoop his body more with thy embraces,
+ I will devise a death as cruel for thee
+ As thou art tender to't.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PERDITA Even here undone!
+ I was not much afeard; for once or twice
+ I was about to speak and tell him plainly,
+ The selfsame sun that shines upon his court
+ Hides not his visage from our cottage but
+ Looks on alike. Will't please you, sir, be gone?
+ I told you what would come of this: beseech you,
+ Of your own state take care: this dream of mine,--
+ Being now awake, I'll queen it no inch farther,
+ But milk my ewes and weep.
+
+CAMILLO Why, how now, father!
+ Speak ere thou diest.
+
+Shepherd I cannot speak, nor think
+ Nor dare to know that which I know. O sir!
+ You have undone a man of fourscore three,
+ That thought to fill his grave in quiet, yea,
+ To die upon the bed my father died,
+ To lie close by his honest bones: but now
+ Some hangman must put on my shroud and lay me
+ Where no priest shovels in dust. O cursed wretch,
+ That knew'st this was the prince,
+ and wouldst adventure
+ To mingle faith with him! Undone! undone!
+ If I might die within this hour, I have lived
+ To die when I desire.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FLORIZEL Why look you so upon me?
+ I am but sorry, not afeard; delay'd,
+ But nothing alter'd: what I was, I am;
+ More straining on for plucking back, not following
+ My leash unwillingly.
+
+CAMILLO Gracious my lord,
+ You know your father's temper: at this time
+ He will allow no speech, which I do guess
+ You do not purpose to him; and as hardly
+ Will he endure your sight as yet, I fear:
+ Then, till the fury of his highness settle,
+ Come not before him.
+
+FLORIZEL I not purpose it.
+ I think, Camillo?
+
+CAMILLO Even he, my lord.
+
+PERDITA How often have I told you 'twould be thus!
+ How often said, my dignity would last
+ But till 'twere known!
+
+FLORIZEL It cannot fail but by
+ The violation of my faith; and then
+ Let nature crush the sides o' the earth together
+ And mar the seeds within! Lift up thy looks:
+ From my succession wipe me, father; I
+ Am heir to my affection.
+
+CAMILLO Be advised.
+
+FLORIZEL I am, and by my fancy: if my reason
+ Will thereto be obedient, I have reason;
+ If not, my senses, better pleased with madness,
+ Do bid it welcome.
+
+CAMILLO This is desperate, sir.
+
+FLORIZEL So call it: but it does fulfil my vow;
+ I needs must think it honesty. Camillo,
+ Not for Bohemia, nor the pomp that may
+ Be thereat glean'd, for all the sun sees or
+ The close earth wombs or the profound sea hides
+ In unknown fathoms, will I break my oath
+ To this my fair beloved: therefore, I pray you,
+ As you have ever been my father's honour'd friend,
+ When he shall miss me,--as, in faith, I mean not
+ To see him any more,--cast your good counsels
+ Upon his passion; let myself and fortune
+ Tug for the time to come. This you may know
+ And so deliver, I am put to sea
+ With her whom here I cannot hold on shore;
+ And most opportune to our need I have
+ A vessel rides fast by, but not prepared
+ For this design. What course I mean to hold
+ Shall nothing benefit your knowledge, nor
+ Concern me the reporting.
+
+CAMILLO O my lord!
+ I would your spirit were easier for advice,
+ Or stronger for your need.
+
+FLORIZEL Hark, Perdita
+
+ [Drawing her aside]
+
+ I'll hear you by and by.
+
+CAMILLO He's irremoveable,
+ Resolved for flight. Now were I happy, if
+ His going I could frame to serve my turn,
+ Save him from danger, do him love and honour,
+ Purchase the sight again of dear Sicilia
+ And that unhappy king, my master, whom
+ I so much thirst to see.
+
+FLORIZEL Now, good Camillo;
+ I am so fraught with curious business that
+ I leave out ceremony.
+
+CAMILLO Sir, I think
+ You have heard of my poor services, i' the love
+ That I have borne your father?
+
+FLORIZEL Very nobly
+ Have you deserved: it is my father's music
+ To speak your deeds, not little of his care
+ To have them recompensed as thought on.
+
+CAMILLO Well, my lord,
+ If you may please to think I love the king
+ And through him what is nearest to him, which is
+ Your gracious self, embrace but my direction:
+ If your more ponderous and settled project
+ May suffer alteration, on mine honour,
+ I'll point you where you shall have such receiving
+ As shall become your highness; where you may
+ Enjoy your mistress, from the whom, I see,
+ There's no disjunction to be made, but by--
+ As heavens forefend!--your ruin; marry her,
+ And, with my best endeavours in your absence,
+ Your discontenting father strive to qualify
+ And bring him up to liking.
+
+FLORIZEL How, Camillo,
+ May this, almost a miracle, be done?
+ That I may call thee something more than man
+ And after that trust to thee.
+
+CAMILLO Have you thought on
+ A place whereto you'll go?
+
+FLORIZEL Not any yet:
+ But as the unthought-on accident is guilty
+ To what we wildly do, so we profess
+ Ourselves to be the slaves of chance and flies
+ Of every wind that blows.
+
+CAMILLO Then list to me:
+ This follows, if you will not change your purpose
+ But undergo this flight, make for Sicilia,
+ And there present yourself and your fair princess,
+ For so I see she must be, 'fore Leontes:
+ She shall be habited as it becomes
+ The partner of your bed. Methinks I see
+ Leontes opening his free arms and weeping
+ His welcomes forth; asks thee the son forgiveness,
+ As 'twere i' the father's person; kisses the hands
+ Of your fresh princess; o'er and o'er divides him
+ 'Twixt his unkindness and his kindness; the one
+ He chides to hell and bids the other grow
+ Faster than thought or time.
+
+FLORIZEL Worthy Camillo,
+ What colour for my visitation shall I
+ Hold up before him?
+
+CAMILLO Sent by the king your father
+ To greet him and to give him comforts. Sir,
+ The manner of your bearing towards him, with
+ What you as from your father shall deliver,
+ Things known betwixt us three, I'll write you down:
+ The which shall point you forth at every sitting
+ What you must say; that he shall not perceive
+ But that you have your father's bosom there
+ And speak his very heart.
+
+FLORIZEL I am bound to you:
+ There is some sap in this.
+
+CAMILLO A cause more promising
+ Than a wild dedication of yourselves
+ To unpath'd waters, undream'd shores, most certain
+ To miseries enough; no hope to help you,
+ But as you shake off one to take another;
+ Nothing so certain as your anchors, who
+ Do their best office, if they can but stay you
+ Where you'll be loath to be: besides you know
+ Prosperity's the very bond of love,
+ Whose fresh complexion and whose heart together
+ Affliction alters.
+
+PERDITA One of these is true:
+ I think affliction may subdue the cheek,
+ But not take in the mind.
+
+CAMILLO Yea, say you so?
+ There shall not at your father's house these
+ seven years
+ Be born another such.
+
+FLORIZEL My good Camillo,
+ She is as forward of her breeding as
+ She is i' the rear our birth.
+
+CAMILLO I cannot say 'tis pity
+ She lacks instructions, for she seems a mistress
+ To most that teach.
+
+PERDITA Your pardon, sir; for this
+ I'll blush you thanks.
+
+FLORIZEL My prettiest Perdita!
+ But O, the thorns we stand upon! Camillo,
+ Preserver of my father, now of me,
+ The medicine of our house, how shall we do?
+ We are not furnish'd like Bohemia's son,
+ Nor shall appear in Sicilia.
+
+CAMILLO My lord,
+ Fear none of this: I think you know my fortunes
+ Do all lie there: it shall be so my care
+ To have you royally appointed as if
+ The scene you play were mine. For instance, sir,
+ That you may know you shall not want, one word.
+
+ [They talk aside]
+
+ [Re-enter AUTOLYCUS]
+
+AUTOLYCUS Ha, ha! what a fool Honesty is! and Trust, his
+ sworn brother, a very simple gentleman! I have sold
+ all my trumpery; not a counterfeit stone, not a
+ ribbon, glass, pomander, brooch, table-book, ballad,
+ knife, tape, glove, shoe-tie, bracelet, horn-ring,
+ to keep my pack from fasting: they throng who
+ should buy first, as if my trinkets had been
+ hallowed and brought a benediction to the buyer:
+ by which means I saw whose purse was best in
+ picture; and what I saw, to my good use I
+ remembered. My clown, who wants but something to
+ be a reasonable man, grew so in love with the
+ wenches' song, that he would not stir his pettitoes
+ till he had both tune and words; which so drew the
+ rest of the herd to me that all their other senses
+ stuck in ears: you might have pinched a placket, it
+ was senseless; 'twas nothing to geld a codpiece of a
+ purse; I could have filed keys off that hung in
+ chains: no hearing, no feeling, but my sir's song,
+ and admiring the nothing of it. So that in this
+ time of lethargy I picked and cut most of their
+ festival purses; and had not the old man come in
+ with a whoo-bub against his daughter and the king's
+ son and scared my choughs from the chaff, I had not
+ left a purse alive in the whole army.
+
+ [CAMILLO, FLORIZEL, and PERDITA come forward]
+
+CAMILLO Nay, but my letters, by this means being there
+ So soon as you arrive, shall clear that doubt.
+
+FLORIZEL And those that you'll procure from King Leontes--
+
+CAMILLO Shall satisfy your father.
+
+PERDITA Happy be you!
+ All that you speak shows fair.
+
+CAMILLO Who have we here?
+
+ [Seeing AUTOLYCUS]
+
+ We'll make an instrument of this, omit
+ Nothing may give us aid.
+
+AUTOLYCUS If they have overheard me now, why, hanging.
+
+CAMILLO How now, good fellow! why shakest thou so? Fear
+ not, man; here's no harm intended to thee.
+
+AUTOLYCUS I am a poor fellow, sir.
+
+CAMILLO Why, be so still; here's nobody will steal that from
+ thee: yet for the outside of thy poverty we must
+ make an exchange; therefore discase thee instantly,
+ --thou must think there's a necessity in't,--and
+ change garments with this gentleman: though the
+ pennyworth on his side be the worst, yet hold thee,
+ there's some boot.
+
+AUTOLYCUS I am a poor fellow, sir.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ I know ye well enough.
+
+CAMILLO Nay, prithee, dispatch: the gentleman is half
+ flayed already.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Are you in earnest, sir?
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ I smell the trick on't.
+
+FLORIZEL Dispatch, I prithee.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Indeed, I have had earnest: but I cannot with
+ conscience take it.
+
+CAMILLO Unbuckle, unbuckle.
+
+ [FLORIZEL and AUTOLYCUS exchange garments]
+
+ Fortunate mistress,--let my prophecy
+ Come home to ye!--you must retire yourself
+ Into some covert: take your sweetheart's hat
+ And pluck it o'er your brows, muffle your face,
+ Dismantle you, and, as you can, disliken
+ The truth of your own seeming; that you may--
+ For I do fear eyes over--to shipboard
+ Get undescried.
+
+PERDITA I see the play so lies
+ That I must bear a part.
+
+CAMILLO No remedy.
+ Have you done there?
+
+FLORIZEL Should I now meet my father,
+ He would not call me son.
+
+CAMILLO Nay, you shall have no hat.
+
+ [Giving it to PERDITA]
+
+ Come, lady, come. Farewell, my friend.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Adieu, sir.
+
+FLORIZEL O Perdita, what have we twain forgot!
+ Pray you, a word.
+
+CAMILLO [Aside] What I do next, shall be to tell the king
+ Of this escape and whither they are bound;
+ Wherein my hope is I shall so prevail
+ To force him after: in whose company
+ I shall review Sicilia, for whose sight
+ I have a woman's longing.
+
+FLORIZEL Fortune speed us!
+ Thus we set on, Camillo, to the sea-side.
+
+CAMILLO The swifter speed the better.
+
+ [Exeunt FLORIZEL, PERDITA, and CAMILLO]
+
+AUTOLYCUS I understand the business, I hear it: to have an
+ open ear, a quick eye, and a nimble hand, is
+ necessary for a cut-purse; a good nose is requisite
+ also, to smell out work for the other senses. I see
+ this is the time that the unjust man doth thrive.
+ What an exchange had this been without boot! What
+ a boot is here with this exchange! Sure the gods do
+ this year connive at us, and we may do any thing
+ extempore. The prince himself is about a piece of
+ iniquity, stealing away from his father with his
+ clog at his heels: if I thought it were a piece of
+ honesty to acquaint the king withal, I would not
+ do't: I hold it the more knavery to conceal it;
+ and therein am I constant to my profession.
+
+ [Re-enter Clown and Shepherd]
+
+ Aside, aside; here is more matter for a hot brain:
+ every lane's end, every shop, church, session,
+ hanging, yields a careful man work.
+
+Clown See, see; what a man you are now!
+ There is no other way but to tell the king
+ she's a changeling and none of your flesh and blood.
+
+Shepherd Nay, but hear me.
+
+Clown Nay, but hear me.
+
+Shepherd Go to, then.
+
+Clown She being none of your flesh and blood, your flesh
+ and blood has not offended the king; and so your
+ flesh and blood is not to be punished by him. Show
+ those things you found about her, those secret
+ things, all but what she has with her: this being
+ done, let the law go whistle: I warrant you.
+
+Shepherd I will tell the king all, every word, yea, and his
+ son's pranks too; who, I may say, is no honest man,
+ neither to his father nor to me, to go about to make
+ me the king's brother-in-law.
+
+Clown Indeed, brother-in-law was the farthest off you
+ could have been to him and then your blood had been
+ the dearer by I know how much an ounce.
+
+AUTOLYCUS [Aside] Very wisely, puppies!
+
+Shepherd Well, let us to the king: there is that in this
+ fardel will make him scratch his beard.
+
+AUTOLYCUS [Aside] I know not what impediment this complaint
+ may be to the flight of my master.
+
+Clown Pray heartily he be at palace.
+
+AUTOLYCUS [Aside] Though I am not naturally honest, I am so
+ sometimes by chance: let me pocket up my pedlar's excrement.
+
+ [Takes off his false beard]
+
+ How now, rustics! whither are you bound?
+
+Shepherd To the palace, an it like your worship.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Your affairs there, what, with whom, the condition
+ of that fardel, the place of your dwelling, your
+ names, your ages, of what having, breeding, and any
+ thing that is fitting to be known, discover.
+
+Clown We are but plain fellows, sir.
+
+AUTOLYCUS A lie; you are rough and hairy. Let me have no
+ lying: it becomes none but tradesmen, and they
+ often give us soldiers the lie: but we pay them for
+ it with stamped coin, not stabbing steel; therefore
+ they do not give us the lie.
+
+Clown Your worship had like to have given us one, if you
+ had not taken yourself with the manner.
+
+Shepherd Are you a courtier, an't like you, sir?
+
+AUTOLYCUS Whether it like me or no, I am a courtier. Seest
+ thou not the air of the court in these enfoldings?
+ hath not my gait in it the measure of the court?
+ receives not thy nose court-odor from me? reflect I
+ not on thy baseness court-contempt? Thinkest thou,
+ for that I insinuate, or toaze from thee thy
+ business, I am therefore no courtier? I am courtier
+ cap-a-pe; and one that will either push on or pluck
+ back thy business there: whereupon I command thee to
+ open thy affair.
+
+Shepherd My business, sir, is to the king.
+
+AUTOLYCUS What advocate hast thou to him?
+
+Shepherd I know not, an't like you.
+
+Clown Advocate's the court-word for a pheasant: say you
+ have none.
+
+Shepherd None, sir; I have no pheasant, cock nor hen.
+
+AUTOLYCUS How blessed are we that are not simple men!
+ Yet nature might have made me as these are,
+ Therefore I will not disdain.
+
+Clown This cannot be but a great courtier.
+
+Shepherd His garments are rich, but he wears
+ them not handsomely.
+
+Clown He seems to be the more noble in being fantastical:
+ a great man, I'll warrant; I know by the picking
+ on's teeth.
+
+AUTOLYCUS The fardel there? what's i' the fardel?
+ Wherefore that box?
+
+Shepherd Sir, there lies such secrets in this fardel and box,
+ which none must know but the king; and which he
+ shall know within this hour, if I may come to the
+ speech of him.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Age, thou hast lost thy labour.
+
+Shepherd Why, sir?
+
+AUTOLYCUS The king is not at the palace; he is gone aboard a
+ new ship to purge melancholy and air himself: for,
+ if thou beest capable of things serious, thou must
+ know the king is full of grief.
+
+Shepard So 'tis said, sir; about his son, that should have
+ married a shepherd's daughter.
+
+AUTOLYCUS If that shepherd be not in hand-fast, let him fly:
+ the curses he shall have, the tortures he shall
+ feel, will break the back of man, the heart of monster.
+
+Clown Think you so, sir?
+
+AUTOLYCUS Not he alone shall suffer what wit can make heavy
+ and vengeance bitter; but those that are germane to
+ him, though removed fifty times, shall all come
+ under the hangman: which though it be great pity,
+ yet it is necessary. An old sheep-whistling rogue a
+ ram-tender, to offer to have his daughter come into
+ grace! Some say he shall be stoned; but that death
+ is too soft for him, say I draw our throne into a
+ sheep-cote! all deaths are too few, the sharpest too easy.
+
+Clown Has the old man e'er a son, sir, do you hear. an't
+ like you, sir?
+
+AUTOLYCUS He has a son, who shall be flayed alive; then
+ 'nointed over with honey, set on the head of a
+ wasp's nest; then stand till he be three quarters
+ and a dram dead; then recovered again with
+ aqua-vitae or some other hot infusion; then, raw as
+ he is, and in the hottest day prognostication
+ proclaims, shall be be set against a brick-wall, the
+ sun looking with a southward eye upon him, where he
+ is to behold him with flies blown to death. But what
+ talk we of these traitorly rascals, whose miseries
+ are to be smiled at, their offences being so
+ capital? Tell me, for you seem to be honest plain
+ men, what you have to the king: being something
+ gently considered, I'll bring you where he is
+ aboard, tender your persons to his presence,
+ whisper him in your behalfs; and if it be in man
+ besides the king to effect your suits, here is man
+ shall do it.
+
+Clown He seems to be of great authority: close with him,
+ give him gold; and though authority be a stubborn
+ bear, yet he is oft led by the nose with gold: show
+ the inside of your purse to the outside of his hand,
+ and no more ado. Remember 'stoned,' and 'flayed alive.'
+
+Shepherd An't please you, sir, to undertake the business for
+ us, here is that gold I have: I'll make it as much
+ more and leave this young man in pawn till I bring it you.
+
+AUTOLYCUS After I have done what I promised?
+
+Shepherd Ay, sir.
+
+AUTOLYCUS Well, give me the moiety. Are you a party in this business?
+
+Clown In some sort, sir: but though my case be a pitiful
+ one, I hope I shall not be flayed out of it.
+
+AUTOLYCUS O, that's the case of the shepherd's son: hang him,
+ he'll be made an example.
+
+Clown Comfort, good comfort! We must to the king and show
+ our strange sights: he must know 'tis none of your
+ daughter nor my sister; we are gone else. Sir, I
+ will give you as much as this old man does when the
+ business is performed, and remain, as he says, your
+ pawn till it be brought you.
+
+AUTOLYCUS I will trust you. Walk before toward the sea-side;
+ go on the right hand: I will but look upon the
+ hedge and follow you.
+
+Clown We are blest in this man, as I may say, even blest.
+
+Shepherd Let's before as he bids us: he was provided to do us good.
+
+ [Exeunt Shepherd and Clown]
+
+AUTOLYCUS If I had a mind to be honest, I see Fortune would
+ not suffer me: she drops booties in my mouth. I am
+ courted now with a double occasion, gold and a means
+ to do the prince my master good; which who knows how
+ that may turn back to my advancement? I will bring
+ these two moles, these blind ones, aboard him: if he
+ think it fit to shore them again and that the
+ complaint they have to the king concerns him
+ nothing, let him call me rogue for being so far
+ officious; for I am proof against that title and
+ what shame else belongs to't. To him will I present
+ them: there may be matter in it.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I A room in LEONTES' palace.
+
+
+ [Enter LEONTES, CLEOMENES, DION, PAULINA, and Servants]
+
+CLEOMENES Sir, you have done enough, and have perform'd
+ A saint-like sorrow: no fault could you make,
+ Which you have not redeem'd; indeed, paid down
+ More penitence than done trespass: at the last,
+ Do as the heavens have done, forget your evil;
+ With them forgive yourself.
+
+LEONTES Whilst I remember
+ Her and her virtues, I cannot forget
+ My blemishes in them, and so still think of
+ The wrong I did myself; which was so much,
+ That heirless it hath made my kingdom and
+ Destroy'd the sweet'st companion that e'er man
+ Bred his hopes out of.
+
+PAULINA True, too true, my lord:
+ If, one by one, you wedded all the world,
+ Or from the all that are took something good,
+ To make a perfect woman, she you kill'd
+ Would be unparallel'd.
+
+LEONTES I think so. Kill'd!
+ She I kill'd! I did so: but thou strikest me
+ Sorely, to say I did; it is as bitter
+ Upon thy tongue as in my thought: now, good now,
+ Say so but seldom.
+
+CLEOMENES Not at all, good lady:
+ You might have spoken a thousand things that would
+ Have done the time more benefit and graced
+ Your kindness better.
+
+PAULINA You are one of those
+ Would have him wed again.
+
+DION If you would not so,
+ You pity not the state, nor the remembrance
+ Of his most sovereign name; consider little
+ What dangers, by his highness' fail of issue,
+ May drop upon his kingdom and devour
+ Incertain lookers on. What were more holy
+ Than to rejoice the former queen is well?
+ What holier than, for royalty's repair,
+ For present comfort and for future good,
+ To bless the bed of majesty again
+ With a sweet fellow to't?
+
+PAULINA There is none worthy,
+ Respecting her that's gone. Besides, the gods
+ Will have fulfill'd their secret purposes;
+ For has not the divine Apollo said,
+ Is't not the tenor of his oracle,
+ That King Leontes shall not have an heir
+ Till his lost child be found? which that it shall,
+ Is all as monstrous to our human reason
+ As my Antigonus to break his grave
+ And come again to me; who, on my life,
+ Did perish with the infant. 'Tis your counsel
+ My lord should to the heavens be contrary,
+ Oppose against their wills.
+
+ [To LEONTES]
+
+ Care not for issue;
+ The crown will find an heir: great Alexander
+ Left his to the worthiest; so his successor
+ Was like to be the best.
+
+LEONTES Good Paulina,
+ Who hast the memory of Hermione,
+ I know, in honour, O, that ever I
+ Had squared me to thy counsel! then, even now,
+ I might have look'd upon my queen's full eyes,
+ Have taken treasure from her lips--
+
+PAULINA And left them
+ More rich for what they yielded.
+
+LEONTES Thou speak'st truth.
+ No more such wives; therefore, no wife: one worse,
+ And better used, would make her sainted spirit
+ Again possess her corpse, and on this stage,
+ Where we're offenders now, appear soul-vex'd,
+ And begin, 'Why to me?'
+
+PAULINA Had she such power,
+ She had just cause.
+
+LEONTES She had; and would incense me
+ To murder her I married.
+
+PAULINA I should so.
+ Were I the ghost that walk'd, I'ld bid you mark
+ Her eye, and tell me for what dull part in't
+ You chose her; then I'ld shriek, that even your ears
+ Should rift to hear me; and the words that follow'd
+ Should be 'Remember mine.'
+
+LEONTES Stars, stars,
+ And all eyes else dead coals! Fear thou no wife;
+ I'll have no wife, Paulina.
+
+PAULINA Will you swear
+ Never to marry but by my free leave?
+
+LEONTES Never, Paulina; so be blest my spirit!
+
+PAULINA Then, good my lords, bear witness to his oath.
+
+CLEOMENES You tempt him over-much.
+
+PAULINA Unless another,
+ As like Hermione as is her picture,
+ Affront his eye.
+
+CLEOMENES Good madam,--
+
+PAULINA I have done.
+ Yet, if my lord will marry,--if you will, sir,
+ No remedy, but you will,--give me the office
+ To choose you a queen: she shall not be so young
+ As was your former; but she shall be such
+ As, walk'd your first queen's ghost,
+ it should take joy
+ To see her in your arms.
+
+LEONTES My true Paulina,
+ We shall not marry till thou bid'st us.
+
+PAULINA That
+ Shall be when your first queen's again in breath;
+ Never till then.
+
+ [Enter a Gentleman]
+
+Gentleman One that gives out himself Prince Florizel,
+ Son of Polixenes, with his princess, she
+ The fairest I have yet beheld, desires access
+ To your high presence.
+
+LEONTES What with him? he comes not
+ Like to his father's greatness: his approach,
+ So out of circumstance and sudden, tells us
+ 'Tis not a visitation framed, but forced
+ By need and accident. What train?
+
+Gentleman But few,
+ And those but mean.
+
+LEONTES His princess, say you, with him?
+
+Gentleman Ay, the most peerless piece of earth, I think,
+ That e'er the sun shone bright on.
+
+PAULINA O Hermione,
+ As every present time doth boast itself
+ Above a better gone, so must thy grave
+ Give way to what's seen now! Sir, you yourself
+ Have said and writ so, but your writing now
+ Is colder than that theme, 'She had not been,
+ Nor was not to be equall'd;'--thus your verse
+ Flow'd with her beauty once: 'tis shrewdly ebb'd,
+ To say you have seen a better.
+
+Gentleman Pardon, madam:
+ The one I have almost forgot,--your pardon,--
+ The other, when she has obtain'd your eye,
+ Will have your tongue too. This is a creature,
+ Would she begin a sect, might quench the zeal
+ Of all professors else, make proselytes
+ Of who she but bid follow.
+
+PAULINA How! not women?
+
+Gentleman Women will love her, that she is a woman
+ More worth than any man; men, that she is
+ The rarest of all women.
+
+LEONTES Go, Cleomenes;
+ Yourself, assisted with your honour'd friends,
+ Bring them to our embracement. Still, 'tis strange
+
+ [Exeunt CLEOMENES and others]
+
+ He thus should steal upon us.
+
+PAULINA Had our prince,
+ Jewel of children, seen this hour, he had pair'd
+ Well with this lord: there was not full a month
+ Between their births.
+
+LEONTES Prithee, no more; cease; thou know'st
+ He dies to me again when talk'd of: sure,
+ When I shall see this gentleman, thy speeches
+ Will bring me to consider that which may
+ Unfurnish me of reason. They are come.
+
+ [Re-enter CLEOMENES and others, with FLORIZEL and PERDITA]
+
+ Your mother was most true to wedlock, prince;
+ For she did print your royal father off,
+ Conceiving you: were I but twenty-one,
+ Your father's image is so hit in you,
+ His very air, that I should call you brother,
+ As I did him, and speak of something wildly
+ By us perform'd before. Most dearly welcome!
+ And your fair princess,--goddess!--O, alas!
+ I lost a couple, that 'twixt heaven and earth
+ Might thus have stood begetting wonder as
+ You, gracious couple, do: and then I lost--
+ All mine own folly--the society,
+ Amity too, of your brave father, whom,
+ Though bearing misery, I desire my life
+ Once more to look on him.
+
+FLORIZEL By his command
+ Have I here touch'd Sicilia and from him
+ Give you all greetings that a king, at friend,
+ Can send his brother: and, but infirmity
+ Which waits upon worn times hath something seized
+ His wish'd ability, he had himself
+ The lands and waters 'twixt your throne and his
+ Measured to look upon you; whom he loves--
+ He bade me say so--more than all the sceptres
+ And those that bear them living.
+
+LEONTES O my brother,
+ Good gentleman! the wrongs I have done thee stir
+ Afresh within me, and these thy offices,
+ So rarely kind, are as interpreters
+ Of my behind-hand slackness. Welcome hither,
+ As is the spring to the earth. And hath he too
+ Exposed this paragon to the fearful usage,
+ At least ungentle, of the dreadful Neptune,
+ To greet a man not worth her pains, much less
+ The adventure of her person?
+
+FLORIZEL Good my lord,
+ She came from Libya.
+
+LEONTES Where the warlike Smalus,
+ That noble honour'd lord, is fear'd and loved?
+
+FLORIZEL Most royal sir, from thence; from him, whose daughter
+ His tears proclaim'd his, parting with her: thence,
+ A prosperous south-wind friendly, we have cross'd,
+ To execute the charge my father gave me
+ For visiting your highness: my best train
+ I have from your Sicilian shores dismiss'd;
+ Who for Bohemia bend, to signify
+ Not only my success in Libya, sir,
+ But my arrival and my wife's in safety
+ Here where we are.
+
+LEONTES The blessed gods
+ Purge all infection from our air whilst you
+ Do climate here! You have a holy father,
+ A graceful gentleman; against whose person,
+ So sacred as it is, I have done sin:
+ For which the heavens, taking angry note,
+ Have left me issueless; and your father's blest,
+ As he from heaven merits it, with you
+ Worthy his goodness. What might I have been,
+ Might I a son and daughter now have look'd on,
+ Such goodly things as you!
+
+ [Enter a Lord]
+
+Lord Most noble sir,
+ That which I shall report will bear no credit,
+ Were not the proof so nigh. Please you, great sir,
+ Bohemia greets you from himself by me;
+ Desires you to attach his son, who has--
+ His dignity and duty both cast off--
+ Fled from his father, from his hopes, and with
+ A shepherd's daughter.
+
+LEONTES Where's Bohemia? speak.
+
+Lord Here in your city; I now came from him:
+ I speak amazedly; and it becomes
+ My marvel and my message. To your court
+ Whiles he was hastening, in the chase, it seems,
+ Of this fair couple, meets he on the way
+ The father of this seeming lady and
+ Her brother, having both their country quitted
+ With this young prince.
+
+FLORIZEL Camillo has betray'd me;
+ Whose honour and whose honesty till now
+ Endured all weathers.
+
+Lord Lay't so to his charge:
+ He's with the king your father.
+
+LEONTES Who? Camillo?
+
+Lord Camillo, sir; I spake with him; who now
+ Has these poor men in question. Never saw I
+ Wretches so quake: they kneel, they kiss the earth;
+ Forswear themselves as often as they speak:
+ Bohemia stops his ears, and threatens them
+ With divers deaths in death.
+
+PERDITA O my poor father!
+ The heaven sets spies upon us, will not have
+ Our contract celebrated.
+
+LEONTES You are married?
+
+FLORIZEL We are not, sir, nor are we like to be;
+ The stars, I see, will kiss the valleys first:
+ The odds for high and low's alike.
+
+LEONTES My lord,
+ Is this the daughter of a king?
+
+FLORIZEL She is,
+ When once she is my wife.
+
+LEONTES That 'once' I see by your good father's speed
+ Will come on very slowly. I am sorry,
+ Most sorry, you have broken from his liking
+ Where you were tied in duty, and as sorry
+ Your choice is not so rich in worth as beauty,
+ That you might well enjoy her.
+
+FLORIZEL Dear, look up:
+ Though Fortune, visible an enemy,
+ Should chase us with my father, power no jot
+ Hath she to change our loves. Beseech you, sir,
+ Remember since you owed no more to time
+ Than I do now: with thought of such affections,
+ Step forth mine advocate; at your request
+ My father will grant precious things as trifles.
+
+LEONTES Would he do so, I'ld beg your precious mistress,
+ Which he counts but a trifle.
+
+PAULINA Sir, my liege,
+ Your eye hath too much youth in't: not a month
+ 'Fore your queen died, she was more worth such gazes
+ Than what you look on now.
+
+LEONTES I thought of her,
+ Even in these looks I made.
+
+ [To FLORIZEL]
+
+ But your petition
+ Is yet unanswer'd. I will to your father:
+ Your honour not o'erthrown by your desires,
+ I am friend to them and you: upon which errand
+ I now go toward him; therefore follow me
+ And mark what way I make: come, good my lord.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Before LEONTES' palace.
+
+
+ [Enter AUTOLYCUS and a Gentleman]
+
+AUTOLYCUS Beseech you, sir, were you present at this relation?
+
+First Gentleman I was by at the opening of the fardel, heard the old
+ shepherd deliver the manner how he found it:
+ whereupon, after a little amazedness, we were all
+ commanded out of the chamber; only this methought I
+ heard the shepherd say, he found the child.
+
+AUTOLYCUS I would most gladly know the issue of it.
+
+First Gentleman I make a broken delivery of the business; but the
+ changes I perceived in the king and Camillo were
+ very notes of admiration: they seemed almost, with
+ staring on one another, to tear the cases of their
+ eyes; there was speech in their dumbness, language
+ in their very gesture; they looked as they had heard
+ of a world ransomed, or one destroyed: a notable
+ passion of wonder appeared in them; but the wisest
+ beholder, that knew no more but seeing, could not
+ say if the importance were joy or sorrow; but in the
+ extremity of the one, it must needs be.
+
+ [Enter another Gentleman]
+
+ Here comes a gentleman that haply knows more.
+ The news, Rogero?
+
+Second Gentleman Nothing but bonfires: the oracle is fulfilled; the
+ king's daughter is found: such a deal of wonder is
+ broken out within this hour that ballad-makers
+ cannot be able to express it.
+
+ [Enter a third Gentleman]
+
+ Here comes the Lady Paulina's steward: he can
+ deliver you more. How goes it now, sir? this news
+ which is called true is so like an old tale, that
+ the verity of it is in strong suspicion: has the king
+ found his heir?
+
+Third Gentleman Most true, if ever truth were pregnant by
+ circumstance: that which you hear you'll swear you
+ see, there is such unity in the proofs. The mantle
+ of Queen Hermione's, her jewel about the neck of it,
+ the letters of Antigonus found with it which they
+ know to be his character, the majesty of the
+ creature in resemblance of the mother, the affection
+ of nobleness which nature shows above her breeding,
+ and many other evidences proclaim her with all
+ certainty to be the king's daughter. Did you see
+ the meeting of the two kings?
+
+Second Gentleman No.
+
+Third Gentleman Then have you lost a sight, which was to be seen,
+ cannot be spoken of. There might you have beheld one
+ joy crown another, so and in such manner that it
+ seemed sorrow wept to take leave of them, for their
+ joy waded in tears. There was casting up of eyes,
+ holding up of hands, with countenances of such
+ distraction that they were to be known by garment,
+ not by favour. Our king, being ready to leap out of
+ himself for joy of his found daughter, as if that
+ joy were now become a loss, cries 'O, thy mother,
+ thy mother!' then asks Bohemia forgiveness; then
+ embraces his son-in-law; then again worries he his
+ daughter with clipping her; now he thanks the old
+ shepherd, which stands by like a weather-bitten
+ conduit of many kings' reigns. I never heard of such
+ another encounter, which lames report to follow it
+ and undoes description to do it.
+
+Second Gentleman What, pray you, became of Antigonus, that carried
+ hence the child?
+
+Third Gentleman Like an old tale still, which will have matter to
+ rehearse, though credit be asleep and not an ear
+ open. He was torn to pieces with a bear: this
+ avouches the shepherd's son; who has not only his
+ innocence, which seems much, to justify him, but a
+ handkerchief and rings of his that Paulina knows.
+
+First Gentleman What became of his bark and his followers?
+
+Third Gentleman Wrecked the same instant of their master's death and
+ in the view of the shepherd: so that all the
+ instruments which aided to expose the child were
+ even then lost when it was found. But O, the noble
+ combat that 'twixt joy and sorrow was fought in
+ Paulina! She had one eye declined for the loss of
+ her husband, another elevated that the oracle was
+ fulfilled: she lifted the princess from the earth,
+ and so locks her in embracing, as if she would pin
+ her to her heart that she might no more be in danger
+ of losing.
+
+First Gentleman The dignity of this act was worth the audience of
+ kings and princes; for by such was it acted.
+
+Third Gentleman One of the prettiest touches of all and that which
+ angled for mine eyes, caught the water though not
+ the fish, was when, at the relation of the queen's
+ death, with the manner how she came to't bravely
+ confessed and lamented by the king, how
+ attentiveness wounded his daughter; till, from one
+ sign of dolour to another, she did, with an 'Alas,'
+ I would fain say, bleed tears, for I am sure my
+ heart wept blood. Who was most marble there changed
+ colour; some swooned, all sorrowed: if all the world
+ could have seen 't, the woe had been universal.
+
+First Gentleman Are they returned to the court?
+
+Third Gentleman No: the princess hearing of her mother's statue,
+ which is in the keeping of Paulina,--a piece many
+ years in doing and now newly performed by that rare
+ Italian master, Julio Romano, who, had he himself
+ eternity and could put breath into his work, would
+ beguile Nature of her custom, so perfectly he is her
+ ape: he so near to Hermione hath done Hermione that
+ they say one would speak to her and stand in hope of
+ answer: thither with all greediness of affection
+ are they gone, and there they intend to sup.
+
+Second Gentleman I thought she had some great matter there in hand;
+ for she hath privately twice or thrice a day, ever
+ since the death of Hermione, visited that removed
+ house. Shall we thither and with our company piece
+ the rejoicing?
+
+First Gentleman Who would be thence that has the benefit of access?
+ every wink of an eye some new grace will be born:
+ our absence makes us unthrifty to our knowledge.
+ Let's along.
+
+ [Exeunt Gentlemen]
+
+AUTOLYCUS Now, had I not the dash of my former life in me,
+ would preferment drop on my head. I brought the old
+ man and his son aboard the prince: told him I heard
+ them talk of a fardel and I know not what: but he
+ at that time, overfond of the shepherd's daughter,
+ so he then took her to be, who began to be much
+ sea-sick, and himself little better, extremity of
+ weather continuing, this mystery remained
+ undiscovered. But 'tis all one to me; for had I
+ been the finder out of this secret, it would not
+ have relished among my other discredits.
+
+ [Enter Shepherd and Clown]
+
+ Here come those I have done good to against my will,
+ and already appearing in the blossoms of their fortune.
+
+Shepherd Come, boy; I am past moe children, but thy sons and
+ daughters will be all gentlemen born.
+
+Clown You are well met, sir. You denied to fight with me
+ this other day, because I was no gentleman born.
+ See you these clothes? say you see them not and
+ think me still no gentleman born: you were best say
+ these robes are not gentlemen born: give me the
+ lie, do, and try whether I am not now a gentleman born.
+
+AUTOLYCUS I know you are now, sir, a gentleman born.
+
+Clown Ay, and have been so any time these four hours.
+
+Shepherd And so have I, boy.
+
+Clown So you have: but I was a gentleman born before my
+ father; for the king's son took me by the hand, and
+ called me brother; and then the two kings called my
+ father brother; and then the prince my brother and
+ the princess my sister called my father father; and
+ so we wept, and there was the first gentleman-like
+ tears that ever we shed.
+
+Shepherd We may live, son, to shed many more.
+
+Clown Ay; or else 'twere hard luck, being in so
+ preposterous estate as we are.
+
+AUTOLYCUS I humbly beseech you, sir, to pardon me all the
+ faults I have committed to your worship and to give
+ me your good report to the prince my master.
+
+Shepherd Prithee, son, do; for we must be gentle, now we are
+ gentlemen.
+
+Clown Thou wilt amend thy life?
+
+AUTOLYCUS Ay, an it like your good worship.
+
+Clown Give me thy hand: I will swear to the prince thou
+ art as honest a true fellow as any is in Bohemia.
+
+Shepherd You may say it, but not swear it.
+
+Clown Not swear it, now I am a gentleman? Let boors and
+ franklins say it, I'll swear it.
+
+Shepherd How if it be false, son?
+
+Clown If it be ne'er so false, a true gentleman may swear
+ it in the behalf of his friend: and I'll swear to
+ the prince thou art a tall fellow of thy hands and
+ that thou wilt not be drunk; but I know thou art no
+ tall fellow of thy hands and that thou wilt be
+ drunk: but I'll swear it, and I would thou wouldst
+ be a tall fellow of thy hands.
+
+AUTOLYCUS I will prove so, sir, to my power.
+
+Clown Ay, by any means prove a tall fellow: if I do not
+ wonder how thou darest venture to be drunk, not
+ being a tall fellow, trust me not. Hark! the kings
+ and the princes, our kindred, are going to see the
+ queen's picture. Come, follow us: we'll be thy
+ good masters.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ THE WINTER'S TALE
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III A chapel in PAULINA'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter LEONTES, POLIXENES, FLORIZEL, PERDITA,
+ CAMILLO, PAULINA, Lords, and Attendants]
+
+LEONTES O grave and good Paulina, the great comfort
+ That I have had of thee!
+
+PAULINA What, sovereign sir,
+ I did not well I meant well. All my services
+ You have paid home: but that you have vouchsafed,
+ With your crown'd brother and these your contracted
+ Heirs of your kingdoms, my poor house to visit,
+ It is a surplus of your grace, which never
+ My life may last to answer.
+
+LEONTES O Paulina,
+ We honour you with trouble: but we came
+ To see the statue of our queen: your gallery
+ Have we pass'd through, not without much content
+ In many singularities; but we saw not
+ That which my daughter came to look upon,
+ The statue of her mother.
+
+PAULINA As she lived peerless,
+ So her dead likeness, I do well believe,
+ Excels whatever yet you look'd upon
+ Or hand of man hath done; therefore I keep it
+ Lonely, apart. But here it is: prepare
+ To see the life as lively mock'd as ever
+ Still sleep mock'd death: behold, and say 'tis well.
+
+ [PAULINA draws a curtain, and discovers HERMIONE
+ standing like a statue]
+
+ I like your silence, it the more shows off
+ Your wonder: but yet speak; first, you, my liege,
+ Comes it not something near?
+
+LEONTES Her natural posture!
+ Chide me, dear stone, that I may say indeed
+ Thou art Hermione; or rather, thou art she
+ In thy not chiding, for she was as tender
+ As infancy and grace. But yet, Paulina,
+ Hermione was not so much wrinkled, nothing
+ So aged as this seems.
+
+POLIXENES O, not by much.
+
+PAULINA So much the more our carver's excellence;
+ Which lets go by some sixteen years and makes her
+ As she lived now.
+
+LEONTES As now she might have done,
+ So much to my good comfort, as it is
+ Now piercing to my soul. O, thus she stood,
+ Even with such life of majesty, warm life,
+ As now it coldly stands, when first I woo'd her!
+ I am ashamed: does not the stone rebuke me
+ For being more stone than it? O royal piece,
+ There's magic in thy majesty, which has
+ My evils conjured to remembrance and
+ From thy admiring daughter took the spirits,
+ Standing like stone with thee.
+
+PERDITA And give me leave,
+ And do not say 'tis superstition, that
+ I kneel and then implore her blessing. Lady,
+ Dear queen, that ended when I but began,
+ Give me that hand of yours to kiss.
+
+PAULINA O, patience!
+ The statue is but newly fix'd, the colour's Not dry.
+
+CAMILLO My lord, your sorrow was too sore laid on,
+ Which sixteen winters cannot blow away,
+ So many summers dry; scarce any joy
+ Did ever so long live; no sorrow
+ But kill'd itself much sooner.
+
+POLIXENES Dear my brother,
+ Let him that was the cause of this have power
+ To take off so much grief from you as he
+ Will piece up in himself.
+
+PAULINA Indeed, my lord,
+ If I had thought the sight of my poor image
+ Would thus have wrought you,--for the stone is mine--
+ I'ld not have show'd it.
+
+LEONTES Do not draw the curtain.
+
+PAULINA No longer shall you gaze on't, lest your fancy
+ May think anon it moves.
+
+LEONTES Let be, let be.
+ Would I were dead, but that, methinks, already--
+ What was he that did make it? See, my lord,
+ Would you not deem it breathed? and that those veins
+ Did verily bear blood?
+
+POLIXENES Masterly done:
+ The very life seems warm upon her lip.
+
+LEONTES The fixture of her eye has motion in't,
+ As we are mock'd with art.
+
+PAULINA I'll draw the curtain:
+ My lord's almost so far transported that
+ He'll think anon it lives.
+
+LEONTES O sweet Paulina,
+ Make me to think so twenty years together!
+ No settled senses of the world can match
+ The pleasure of that madness. Let 't alone.
+
+PAULINA I am sorry, sir, I have thus far stirr'd you: but
+ I could afflict you farther.
+
+LEONTES Do, Paulina;
+ For this affliction has a taste as sweet
+ As any cordial comfort. Still, methinks,
+ There is an air comes from her: what fine chisel
+ Could ever yet cut breath? Let no man mock me,
+ For I will kiss her.
+
+PAULINA Good my lord, forbear:
+ The ruddiness upon her lip is wet;
+ You'll mar it if you kiss it, stain your own
+ With oily painting. Shall I draw the curtain?
+
+LEONTES No, not these twenty years.
+
+PERDITA So long could I
+ Stand by, a looker on.
+
+PAULINA Either forbear,
+ Quit presently the chapel, or resolve you
+ For more amazement. If you can behold it,
+ I'll make the statue move indeed, descend
+ And take you by the hand; but then you'll think--
+ Which I protest against--I am assisted
+ By wicked powers.
+
+LEONTES What you can make her do,
+ I am content to look on: what to speak,
+ I am content to hear; for 'tis as easy
+ To make her speak as move.
+
+PAULINA It is required
+ You do awake your faith. Then all stand still;
+ On: those that think it is unlawful business
+ I am about, let them depart.
+
+LEONTES Proceed:
+ No foot shall stir.
+
+PAULINA Music, awake her; strike!
+
+ [Music]
+
+ 'Tis time; descend; be stone no more; approach;
+ Strike all that look upon with marvel. Come,
+ I'll fill your grave up: stir, nay, come away,
+ Bequeath to death your numbness, for from him
+ Dear life redeems you. You perceive she stirs:
+
+ [HERMIONE comes down]
+
+ Start not; her actions shall be holy as
+ You hear my spell is lawful: do not shun her
+ Until you see her die again; for then
+ You kill her double. Nay, present your hand:
+ When she was young you woo'd her; now in age
+ Is she become the suitor?
+
+LEONTES O, she's warm!
+ If this be magic, let it be an art
+ Lawful as eating.
+
+POLIXENES She embraces him.
+
+CAMILLO She hangs about his neck:
+ If she pertain to life let her speak too.
+
+POLIXENES Ay, and make't manifest where she has lived,
+ Or how stolen from the dead.
+
+PAULINA That she is living,
+ Were it but told you, should be hooted at
+ Like an old tale: but it appears she lives,
+ Though yet she speak not. Mark a little while.
+ Please you to interpose, fair madam: kneel
+ And pray your mother's blessing. Turn, good lady;
+ Our Perdita is found.
+
+HERMIONE You gods, look down
+ And from your sacred vials pour your graces
+ Upon my daughter's head! Tell me, mine own.
+ Where hast thou been preserved? where lived? how found
+ Thy father's court? for thou shalt hear that I,
+ Knowing by Paulina that the oracle
+ Gave hope thou wast in being, have preserved
+ Myself to see the issue.
+
+PAULINA There's time enough for that;
+ Lest they desire upon this push to trouble
+ Your joys with like relation. Go together,
+ You precious winners all; your exultation
+ Partake to every one. I, an old turtle,
+ Will wing me to some wither'd bough and there
+ My mate, that's never to be found again,
+ Lament till I am lost.
+
+LEONTES O, peace, Paulina!
+ Thou shouldst a husband take by my consent,
+ As I by thine a wife: this is a match,
+ And made between's by vows. Thou hast found mine;
+ But how, is to be question'd; for I saw her,
+ As I thought, dead, and have in vain said many
+ A prayer upon her grave. I'll not seek far--
+ For him, I partly know his mind--to find thee
+ An honourable husband. Come, Camillo,
+ And take her by the hand, whose worth and honesty
+ Is richly noted and here justified
+ By us, a pair of kings. Let's from this place.
+ What! look upon my brother: both your pardons,
+ That e'er I put between your holy looks
+ My ill suspicion. This is your son-in-law,
+ And son unto the king, who, heavens directing,
+ Is troth-plight to your daughter. Good Paulina,
+ Lead us from hence, where we may leisurely
+ Each one demand an answer to his part
+ Perform'd in this wide gap of time since first
+ We were dissever'd: hastily lead away.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+KING HENRY the Fourth. (KING HENRY IV:)
+
+
+HENRY,
+Prince of Wales (PRINCE HENRY:) |
+ | sons of the King
+JOHN of Lancaster (LANCASTER:) |
+
+
+WESTMORELAND:
+
+SIR WALTER BLUNT:
+
+THOMAS PERCY Earl of Worcester. (EARL OF WORCESTER:)
+
+HENRY PERCY Earl of Northumberland. (NORTHUMBERLAND:)
+
+HENRY PERCY surnamed HOTSPUR, his son. (HOTSPUR:)
+
+EDMUND MORTIMER Earl of March. (MORTIMER:)
+
+RICHARD SCROOP Archbishop of York. (ARCHBISHOP OF YORK:)
+
+ARCHIBALD Earl of Douglas. (DOUGLAS:)
+
+OWEN GLENDOWER:
+
+SIR RICHARD VERNON (VERNON:)
+
+SIR JOHN FALSTAFF (FALSTAFF:)
+
+SIR MICHAEL a friend to the Archbishop of York.
+
+POINS:
+
+GADSHILL:
+
+PETO:
+
+BARDOLPH:
+
+FRANCIS a waiter.
+
+LADY PERCY wife to Hotspur, and sister to Mortimer.
+
+LADY MORTIMER daughter to Glendower,
+ and wife to Mortimer.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY hostess of a tavern in Eastcheap. (Hostess:)
+
+ Lords, Officers, Sheriff, Vintner, Chamberlain,
+ Drawers, two Carriers, Travellers, Attendants,
+ and an Ostler.
+ (Sheriff:)
+ (Vintner:)
+ (Chamberlain:)
+ (First Carrier:)
+ (Second Carrier:)
+ (First Traveller:)
+ (Servant:)
+ (Messenger:)
+ (Ostler:)
+
+
+
+SCENE England.
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY, LORD JOHN OF LANCASTER, the EARL
+ of WESTMORELAND, SIR WALTER BLUNT, and others]
+
+KING HENRY IV So shaken as we are, so wan with care,
+ Find we a time for frighted peace to pant,
+ And breathe short-winded accents of new broils
+ To be commenced in strands afar remote.
+ No more the thirsty entrance of this soil
+ Shall daub her lips with her own children's blood;
+ Nor more shall trenching war channel her fields,
+ Nor bruise her flowerets with the armed hoofs
+ Of hostile paces: those opposed eyes,
+ Which, like the meteors of a troubled heaven,
+ All of one nature, of one substance bred,
+ Did lately meet in the intestine shock
+ And furious close of civil butchery
+ Shall now, in mutual well-beseeming ranks,
+ March all one way and be no more opposed
+ Against acquaintance, kindred and allies:
+ The edge of war, like an ill-sheathed knife,
+ No more shall cut his master. Therefore, friends,
+ As far as to the sepulchre of Christ,
+ Whose soldier now, under whose blessed cross
+ We are impressed and engaged to fight,
+ Forthwith a power of English shall we levy;
+ Whose arms were moulded in their mothers' womb
+ To chase these pagans in those holy fields
+ Over whose acres walk'd those blessed feet
+ Which fourteen hundred years ago were nail'd
+ For our advantage on the bitter cross.
+ But this our purpose now is twelve month old,
+ And bootless 'tis to tell you we will go:
+ Therefore we meet not now. Then let me hear
+ Of you, my gentle cousin Westmoreland,
+ What yesternight our council did decree
+ In forwarding this dear expedience.
+
+WESTMORELAND My liege, this haste was hot in question,
+ And many limits of the charge set down
+ But yesternight: when all athwart there came
+ A post from Wales loaden with heavy news;
+ Whose worst was, that the noble Mortimer,
+ Leading the men of Herefordshire to fight
+ Against the irregular and wild Glendower,
+ Was by the rude hands of that Welshman taken,
+ A thousand of his people butchered;
+ Upon whose dead corpse there was such misuse,
+ Such beastly shameless transformation,
+ By those Welshwomen done as may not be
+ Without much shame retold or spoken of.
+
+KING HENRY IV It seems then that the tidings of this broil
+ Brake off our business for the Holy Land.
+
+WESTMORELAND This match'd with other did, my gracious lord;
+ For more uneven and unwelcome news
+ Came from the north and thus it did import:
+ On Holy-rood day, the gallant Hotspur there,
+ Young Harry Percy and brave Archibald,
+ That ever-valiant and approved Scot,
+ At Holmedon met,
+ Where they did spend a sad and bloody hour,
+ As by discharge of their artillery,
+ And shape of likelihood, the news was told;
+ For he that brought them, in the very heat
+ And pride of their contention did take horse,
+ Uncertain of the issue any way.
+
+KING HENRY IV Here is a dear, a true industrious friend,
+ Sir Walter Blunt, new lighted from his horse.
+ Stain'd with the variation of each soil
+ Betwixt that Holmedon and this seat of ours;
+ And he hath brought us smooth and welcome news.
+ The Earl of Douglas is discomfited:
+ Ten thousand bold Scots, two and twenty knights,
+ Balk'd in their own blood did Sir Walter see
+ On Holmedon's plains. Of prisoners, Hotspur took
+ Mordake the Earl of Fife, and eldest son
+ To beaten Douglas; and the Earl of Athol,
+ Of Murray, Angus, and Menteith:
+ And is not this an honourable spoil?
+ A gallant prize? ha, cousin, is it not?
+
+WESTMORELAND In faith,
+ It is a conquest for a prince to boast of.
+
+KING HENRY IV Yea, there thou makest me sad and makest me sin
+ In envy that my Lord Northumberland
+ Should be the father to so blest a son,
+ A son who is the theme of honour's tongue;
+ Amongst a grove, the very straightest plant;
+ Who is sweet Fortune's minion and her pride:
+ Whilst I, by looking on the praise of him,
+ See riot and dishonour stain the brow
+ Of my young Harry. O that it could be proved
+ That some night-tripping fairy had exchanged
+ In cradle-clothes our children where they lay,
+ And call'd mine Percy, his Plantagenet!
+ Then would I have his Harry, and he mine.
+ But let him from my thoughts. What think you, coz,
+ Of this young Percy's pride? the prisoners,
+ Which he in this adventure hath surprised,
+ To his own use he keeps; and sends me word,
+ I shall have none but Mordake Earl of Fife.
+
+WESTMORELAND This is his uncle's teaching; this is Worcester,
+ Malevolent to you in all aspects;
+ Which makes him prune himself, and bristle up
+ The crest of youth against your dignity.
+
+KING HENRY IV But I have sent for him to answer this;
+ And for this cause awhile we must neglect
+ Our holy purpose to Jerusalem.
+ Cousin, on Wednesday next our council we
+ Will hold at Windsor; so inform the lords:
+ But come yourself with speed to us again;
+ For more is to be said and to be done
+ Than out of anger can be uttered.
+
+WESTMORELAND I will, my liege.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II London. An apartment of the Prince's.
+
+
+ [Enter the PRINCE OF WALES and FALSTAFF]
+
+FALSTAFF Now, Hal, what time of day is it, lad?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Thou art so fat-witted, with drinking of old sack
+ and unbuttoning thee after supper and sleeping upon
+ benches after noon, that thou hast forgotten to
+ demand that truly which thou wouldst truly know.
+ What a devil hast thou to do with the time of the
+ day? Unless hours were cups of sack and minutes
+ capons and clocks the tongues of bawds and dials the
+ signs of leaping-houses and the blessed sun himself
+ a fair hot wench in flame-coloured taffeta, I see no
+ reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand
+ the time of the day.
+
+FALSTAFF Indeed, you come near me now, Hal; for we that take
+ purses go by the moon and the seven stars, and not
+ by Phoebus, he,'that wandering knight so fair.' And,
+ I prithee, sweet wag, when thou art king, as, God
+ save thy grace,--majesty I should say, for grace
+ thou wilt have none,--
+
+PRINCE HENRY What, none?
+
+FALSTAFF No, by my troth, not so much as will serve to
+ prologue to an egg and butter.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Well, how then? come, roundly, roundly.
+
+FALSTAFF Marry, then, sweet wag, when thou art king, let not
+ us that are squires of the night's body be called
+ thieves of the day's beauty: let us be Diana's
+ foresters, gentlemen of the shade, minions of the
+ moon; and let men say we be men of good government,
+ being governed, as the sea is, by our noble and
+ chaste mistress the moon, under whose countenance we steal.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Thou sayest well, and it holds well too; for the
+ fortune of us that are the moon's men doth ebb and
+ flow like the sea, being governed, as the sea is,
+ by the moon. As, for proof, now: a purse of gold
+ most resolutely snatched on Monday night and most
+ dissolutely spent on Tuesday morning; got with
+ swearing 'Lay by' and spent with crying 'Bring in;'
+ now in as low an ebb as the foot of the ladder
+ and by and by in as high a flow as the ridge of the gallows.
+
+FALSTAFF By the Lord, thou sayest true, lad. And is not my
+ hostess of the tavern a most sweet wench?
+
+PRINCE HENRY As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the castle. And
+ is not a buff jerkin a most sweet robe of durance?
+
+FALSTAFF How now, how now, mad wag! what, in thy quips and
+ thy quiddities? what a plague have I to do with a
+ buff jerkin?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Why, what a pox have I to do with my hostess of the tavern?
+
+FALSTAFF Well, thou hast called her to a reckoning many a
+ time and oft.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Did I ever call for thee to pay thy part?
+
+FALSTAFF No; I'll give thee thy due, thou hast paid all there.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Yea, and elsewhere, so far as my coin would stretch;
+ and where it would not, I have used my credit.
+
+FALSTAFF Yea, and so used it that were it not here apparent
+ that thou art heir apparent--But, I prithee, sweet
+ wag, shall there be gallows standing in England when
+ thou art king? and resolution thus fobbed as it is
+ with the rusty curb of old father antic the law? Do
+ not thou, when thou art king, hang a thief.
+
+PRINCE HENRY No; thou shalt.
+
+FALSTAFF Shall I? O rare! By the Lord, I'll be a brave judge.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Thou judgest false already: I mean, thou shalt have
+ the hanging of the thieves and so become a rare hangman.
+
+FALSTAFF Well, Hal, well; and in some sort it jumps with my
+ humour as well as waiting in the court, I can tell
+ you.
+
+PRINCE HENRY For obtaining of suits?
+
+FALSTAFF Yea, for obtaining of suits, whereof the hangman
+ hath no lean wardrobe. 'Sblood, I am as melancholy
+ as a gib cat or a lugged bear.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Or an old lion, or a lover's lute.
+
+FALSTAFF Yea, or the drone of a Lincolnshire bagpipe.
+
+PRINCE HENRY What sayest thou to a hare, or the melancholy of
+ Moor-ditch?
+
+FALSTAFF Thou hast the most unsavoury similes and art indeed
+ the most comparative, rascalliest, sweet young
+ prince. But, Hal, I prithee, trouble me no more
+ with vanity. I would to God thou and I knew where a
+ commodity of good names were to be bought. An old
+ lord of the council rated me the other day in the
+ street about you, sir, but I marked him not; and yet
+ he talked very wisely, but I regarded him not; and
+ yet he talked wisely, and in the street too.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Thou didst well; for wisdom cries out in the
+ streets, and no man regards it.
+
+FALSTAFF O, thou hast damnable iteration and art indeed able
+ to corrupt a saint. Thou hast done much harm upon
+ me, Hal; God forgive thee for it! Before I knew
+ thee, Hal, I knew nothing; and now am I, if a man
+ should speak truly, little better than one of the
+ wicked. I must give over this life, and I will give
+ it over: by the Lord, and I do not, I am a villain:
+ I'll be damned for never a king's son in
+ Christendom.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Where shall we take a purse tomorrow, Jack?
+
+FALSTAFF 'Zounds, where thou wilt, lad; I'll make one; an I
+ do not, call me villain and baffle me.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I see a good amendment of life in thee; from praying
+ to purse-taking.
+
+FALSTAFF Why, Hal, 'tis my vocation, Hal; 'tis no sin for a
+ man to labour in his vocation.
+
+ [Enter POINS]
+
+ Poins! Now shall we know if Gadshill have set a
+ match. O, if men were to be saved by merit, what
+ hole in hell were hot enough for him? This is the
+ most omnipotent villain that ever cried 'Stand' to
+ a true man.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Good morrow, Ned.
+
+POINS Good morrow, sweet Hal. What says Monsieur Remorse?
+ what says Sir John Sack and Sugar? Jack! how
+ agrees the devil and thee about thy soul, that thou
+ soldest him on Good-Friday last for a cup of Madeira
+ and a cold capon's leg?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Sir John stands to his word, the devil shall have
+ his bargain; for he was never yet a breaker of
+ proverbs: he will give the devil his due.
+
+POINS Then art thou damned for keeping thy word with the devil.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Else he had been damned for cozening the devil.
+
+POINS But, my lads, my lads, to-morrow morning, by four
+ o'clock, early at Gadshill! there are pilgrims going
+ to Canterbury with rich offerings, and traders
+ riding to London with fat purses: I have vizards
+ for you all; you have horses for yourselves:
+ Gadshill lies to-night in Rochester: I have bespoke
+ supper to-morrow night in Eastcheap: we may do it
+ as secure as sleep. If you will go, I will stuff
+ your purses full of crowns; if you will not, tarry
+ at home and be hanged.
+
+FALSTAFF Hear ye, Yedward; if I tarry at home and go not,
+ I'll hang you for going.
+
+POINS You will, chops?
+
+FALSTAFF Hal, wilt thou make one?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Who, I rob? I a thief? not I, by my faith.
+
+FALSTAFF There's neither honesty, manhood, nor good
+ fellowship in thee, nor thou camest not of the blood
+ royal, if thou darest not stand for ten shillings.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Well then, once in my days I'll be a madcap.
+
+FALSTAFF Why, that's well said.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Well, come what will, I'll tarry at home.
+
+FALSTAFF By the Lord, I'll be a traitor then, when thou art king.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I care not.
+
+POINS Sir John, I prithee, leave the prince and me alone:
+ I will lay him down such reasons for this adventure
+ that he shall go.
+
+FALSTAFF Well, God give thee the spirit of persuasion and him
+ the ears of profiting, that what thou speakest may
+ move and what he hears may be believed, that the
+ true prince may, for recreation sake, prove a false
+ thief; for the poor abuses of the time want
+ countenance. Farewell: you shall find me in Eastcheap.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Farewell, thou latter spring! farewell, All-hallown summer!
+
+ [Exit Falstaff]
+
+POINS Now, my good sweet honey lord, ride with us
+ to-morrow: I have a jest to execute that I cannot
+ manage alone. Falstaff, Bardolph, Peto and Gadshill
+ shall rob those men that we have already waylaid:
+ yourself and I will not be there; and when they
+ have the booty, if you and I do not rob them, cut
+ this head off from my shoulders.
+
+PRINCE HENRY How shall we part with them in setting forth?
+
+POINS Why, we will set forth before or after them, and
+ appoint them a place of meeting, wherein it is at
+ our pleasure to fail, and then will they adventure
+ upon the exploit themselves; which they shall have
+ no sooner achieved, but we'll set upon them.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Yea, but 'tis like that they will know us by our
+ horses, by our habits and by every other
+ appointment, to be ourselves.
+
+POINS Tut! our horses they shall not see: I'll tie them
+ in the wood; our vizards we will change after we
+ leave them: and, sirrah, I have cases of buckram
+ for the nonce, to immask our noted outward garments.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Yea, but I doubt they will be too hard for us.
+
+POINS Well, for two of them, I know them to be as
+ true-bred cowards as ever turned back; and for the
+ third, if he fight longer than he sees reason, I'll
+ forswear arms. The virtue of this jest will be, the
+ incomprehensible lies that this same fat rogue will
+ tell us when we meet at supper: how thirty, at
+ least, he fought with; what wards, what blows, what
+ extremities he endured; and in the reproof of this
+ lies the jest.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Well, I'll go with thee: provide us all things
+ necessary and meet me to-morrow night in Eastcheap;
+ there I'll sup. Farewell.
+
+POINS Farewell, my lord.
+
+ [Exit Poins]
+
+PRINCE HENRY I know you all, and will awhile uphold
+ The unyoked humour of your idleness:
+ Yet herein will I imitate the sun,
+ Who doth permit the base contagious clouds
+ To smother up his beauty from the world,
+ That, when he please again to be himself,
+ Being wanted, he may be more wonder'd at,
+ By breaking through the foul and ugly mists
+ Of vapours that did seem to strangle him.
+ If all the year were playing holidays,
+ To sport would be as tedious as to work;
+ But when they seldom come, they wish'd for come,
+ And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.
+ So, when this loose behavior I throw off
+ And pay the debt I never promised,
+ By how much better than my word I am,
+ By so much shall I falsify men's hopes;
+ And like bright metal on a sullen ground,
+ My reformation, glittering o'er my fault,
+ Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes
+ Than that which hath no foil to set it off.
+ I'll so offend, to make offence a skill;
+ Redeeming time when men think least I will.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter the KING, NORTHUMBERLAND, WORCESTER, HOTSPUR,
+ SIR WALTER BLUNT, with others]
+
+KING HENRY IV My blood hath been too cold and temperate,
+ Unapt to stir at these indignities,
+ And you have found me; for accordingly
+ You tread upon my patience: but be sure
+ I will from henceforth rather be myself,
+ Mighty and to be fear'd, than my condition;
+ Which hath been smooth as oil, soft as young down,
+ And therefore lost that title of respect
+ Which the proud soul ne'er pays but to the proud.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Our house, my sovereign liege, little deserves
+ The scourge of greatness to be used on it;
+ And that same greatness too which our own hands
+ Have holp to make so portly.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND My lord.--
+
+KING HENRY IV Worcester, get thee gone; for I do see
+ Danger and disobedience in thine eye:
+ O, sir, your presence is too bold and peremptory,
+ And majesty might never yet endure
+ The moody frontier of a servant brow.
+ You have good leave to leave us: when we need
+ Your use and counsel, we shall send for you.
+
+ [Exit Worcester]
+
+ You were about to speak.
+
+ [To North]
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Yea, my good lord.
+ Those prisoners in your highness' name demanded,
+ Which Harry Percy here at Holmedon took,
+ Were, as he says, not with such strength denied
+ As is deliver'd to your majesty:
+ Either envy, therefore, or misprison
+ Is guilty of this fault and not my son.
+
+HOTSPUR My liege, I did deny no prisoners.
+ But I remember, when the fight was done,
+ When I was dry with rage and extreme toil,
+ Breathless and faint, leaning upon my sword,
+ Came there a certain lord, neat, and trimly dress'd,
+ Fresh as a bridegroom; and his chin new reap'd
+ Show'd like a stubble-land at harvest-home;
+ He was perfumed like a milliner;
+ And 'twixt his finger and his thumb he held
+ A pouncet-box, which ever and anon
+ He gave his nose and took't away again;
+ Who therewith angry, when it next came there,
+ Took it in snuff; and still he smiled and talk'd,
+ And as the soldiers bore dead bodies by,
+ He call'd them untaught knaves, unmannerly,
+ To bring a slovenly unhandsome corse
+ Betwixt the wind and his nobility.
+ With many holiday and lady terms
+ He question'd me; amongst the rest, demanded
+ My prisoners in your majesty's behalf.
+ I then, all smarting with my wounds being cold,
+ To be so pester'd with a popinjay,
+ Out of my grief and my impatience,
+ Answer'd neglectingly I know not what,
+ He should or he should not; for he made me mad
+ To see him shine so brisk and smell so sweet
+ And talk so like a waiting-gentlewoman
+ Of guns and drums and wounds,--God save the mark!--
+ And telling me the sovereign'st thing on earth
+ Was parmaceti for an inward bruise;
+ And that it was great pity, so it was,
+ This villanous salt-petre should be digg'd
+ Out of the bowels of the harmless earth,
+ Which many a good tall fellow had destroy'd
+ So cowardly; and but for these vile guns,
+ He would himself have been a soldier.
+ This bald unjointed chat of his, my lord,
+ I answer'd indirectly, as I said;
+ And I beseech you, let not his report
+ Come current for an accusation
+ Betwixt my love and your high majesty.
+
+SIR WALTER BLUNT The circumstance consider'd, good my lord,
+ Whate'er Lord Harry Percy then had said
+ To such a person and in such a place,
+ At such a time, with all the rest retold,
+ May reasonably die and never rise
+ To do him wrong or any way impeach
+ What then he said, so he unsay it now.
+
+KING HENRY IV Why, yet he doth deny his prisoners,
+ But with proviso and exception,
+ That we at our own charge shall ransom straight
+ His brother-in-law, the foolish Mortimer;
+ Who, on my soul, hath wilfully betray'd
+ The lives of those that he did lead to fight
+ Against that great magician, damn'd Glendower,
+ Whose daughter, as we hear, the Earl of March
+ Hath lately married. Shall our coffers, then,
+ Be emptied to redeem a traitor home?
+ Shall we but treason? and indent with fears,
+ When they have lost and forfeited themselves?
+ No, on the barren mountains let him starve;
+ For I shall never hold that man my friend
+ Whose tongue shall ask me for one penny cost
+ To ransom home revolted Mortimer.
+
+HOTSPUR Revolted Mortimer!
+ He never did fall off, my sovereign liege,
+ But by the chance of war; to prove that true
+ Needs no more but one tongue for all those wounds,
+ Those mouthed wounds, which valiantly he took
+ When on the gentle Severn's sedgy bank,
+ In single opposition, hand to hand,
+ He did confound the best part of an hour
+ In changing hardiment with great Glendower:
+ Three times they breathed and three times did
+ they drink,
+ Upon agreement, of swift Severn's flood;
+ Who then, affrighted with their bloody looks,
+ Ran fearfully among the trembling reeds,
+ And hid his crisp head in the hollow bank,
+ Bloodstained with these valiant combatants.
+ Never did base and rotten policy
+ Colour her working with such deadly wounds;
+ Nor could the noble Mortimer
+ Receive so many, and all willingly:
+ Then let not him be slander'd with revolt.
+
+KING HENRY IV Thou dost belie him, Percy, thou dost belie him;
+ He never did encounter with Glendower:
+ I tell thee,
+ He durst as well have met the devil alone
+ As Owen Glendower for an enemy.
+ Art thou not ashamed? But, sirrah, henceforth
+ Let me not hear you speak of Mortimer:
+ Send me your prisoners with the speediest means,
+ Or you shall hear in such a kind from me
+ As will displease you. My Lord Northumberland,
+ We licence your departure with your son.
+ Send us your prisoners, or you will hear of it.
+
+ [Exeunt King Henry, Blunt, and train]
+
+HOTSPUR An if the devil come and roar for them,
+ I will not send them: I will after straight
+ And tell him so; for I will ease my heart,
+ Albeit I make a hazard of my head.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND What, drunk with choler? stay and pause awhile:
+ Here comes your uncle.
+
+ [Re-enter WORCESTER]
+
+HOTSPUR Speak of Mortimer!
+ 'Zounds, I will speak of him; and let my soul
+ Want mercy, if I do not join with him:
+ Yea, on his part I'll empty all these veins,
+ And shed my dear blood drop by drop in the dust,
+ But I will lift the down-trod Mortimer
+ As high in the air as this unthankful king,
+ As this ingrate and canker'd Bolingbroke.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Brother, the king hath made your nephew mad.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Who struck this heat up after I was gone?
+
+HOTSPUR He will, forsooth, have all my prisoners;
+ And when I urged the ransom once again
+ Of my wife's brother, then his cheek look'd pale,
+ And on my face he turn'd an eye of death,
+ Trembling even at the name of Mortimer.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER I cannot blame him: was not he proclaim'd
+ By Richard that dead is the next of blood?
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND He was; I heard the proclamation:
+ And then it was when the unhappy king,
+ --Whose wrongs in us God pardon!--did set forth
+ Upon his Irish expedition;
+ From whence he intercepted did return
+ To be deposed and shortly murdered.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER And for whose death we in the world's wide mouth
+ Live scandalized and foully spoken of.
+
+HOTSPUR But soft, I pray you; did King Richard then
+ Proclaim my brother Edmund Mortimer
+ Heir to the crown?
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND He did; myself did hear it.
+
+HOTSPUR Nay, then I cannot blame his cousin king,
+ That wished him on the barren mountains starve.
+ But shall it be that you, that set the crown
+ Upon the head of this forgetful man
+ And for his sake wear the detested blot
+ Of murderous subornation, shall it be,
+ That you a world of curses undergo,
+ Being the agents, or base second means,
+ The cords, the ladder, or the hangman rather?
+ O, pardon me that I descend so low,
+ To show the line and the predicament
+ Wherein you range under this subtle king;
+ Shall it for shame be spoken in these days,
+ Or fill up chronicles in time to come,
+ That men of your nobility and power
+ Did gage them both in an unjust behalf,
+ As both of you--God pardon it!--have done,
+ To put down Richard, that sweet lovely rose,
+ An plant this thorn, this canker, Bolingbroke?
+ And shall it in more shame be further spoken,
+ That you are fool'd, discarded and shook off
+ By him for whom these shames ye underwent?
+ No; yet time serves wherein you may redeem
+ Your banish'd honours and restore yourselves
+ Into the good thoughts of the world again,
+ Revenge the jeering and disdain'd contempt
+ Of this proud king, who studies day and night
+ To answer all the debt he owes to you
+ Even with the bloody payment of your deaths:
+ Therefore, I say--
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Peace, cousin, say no more:
+ And now I will unclasp a secret book,
+ And to your quick-conceiving discontents
+ I'll read you matter deep and dangerous,
+ As full of peril and adventurous spirit
+ As to o'er-walk a current roaring loud
+ On the unsteadfast footing of a spear.
+
+HOTSPUR If he fall in, good night! or sink or swim:
+ Send danger from the east unto the west,
+ So honour cross it from the north to south,
+ And let them grapple: O, the blood more stirs
+ To rouse a lion than to start a hare!
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Imagination of some great exploit
+ Drives him beyond the bounds of patience.
+
+HOTSPUR By heaven, methinks it were an easy leap,
+ To pluck bright honour from the pale-faced moon,
+ Or dive into the bottom of the deep,
+ Where fathom-line could never touch the ground,
+ And pluck up drowned honour by the locks;
+ So he that doth redeem her thence might wear
+ Without corrival, all her dignities:
+ But out upon this half-faced fellowship!
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER He apprehends a world of figures here,
+ But not the form of what he should attend.
+ Good cousin, give me audience for a while.
+
+HOTSPUR I cry you mercy.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Those same noble Scots
+ That are your prisoners,--
+
+HOTSPUR I'll keep them all;
+ By God, he shall not have a Scot of them;
+ No, if a Scot would save his soul, he shall not:
+ I'll keep them, by this hand.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER You start away
+ And lend no ear unto my purposes.
+ Those prisoners you shall keep.
+
+HOTSPUR Nay, I will; that's flat:
+ He said he would not ransom Mortimer;
+ Forbad my tongue to speak of Mortimer;
+ But I will find him when he lies asleep,
+ And in his ear I'll holla 'Mortimer!'
+ Nay,
+ I'll have a starling shall be taught to speak
+ Nothing but 'Mortimer,' and give it him
+ To keep his anger still in motion.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Hear you, cousin; a word.
+
+HOTSPUR All studies here I solemnly defy,
+ Save how to gall and pinch this Bolingbroke:
+ And that same sword-and-buckler Prince of Wales,
+ But that I think his father loves him not
+ And would be glad he met with some mischance,
+ I would have him poison'd with a pot of ale.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Farewell, kinsman: I'll talk to you
+ When you are better temper'd to attend.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Why, what a wasp-stung and impatient fool
+ Art thou to break into this woman's mood,
+ Tying thine ear to no tongue but thine own!
+
+HOTSPUR Why, look you, I am whipp'd and scourged with rods,
+ Nettled and stung with pismires, when I hear
+ Of this vile politician, Bolingbroke.
+ In Richard's time,--what do you call the place?--
+ A plague upon it, it is in Gloucestershire;
+ 'Twas where the madcap duke his uncle kept,
+ His uncle York; where I first bow'd my knee
+ Unto this king of smiles, this Bolingbroke,--
+ 'Sblood!--
+ When you and he came back from Ravenspurgh.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND At Berkley castle.
+
+HOTSPUR You say true:
+ Why, what a candy deal of courtesy
+ This fawning greyhound then did proffer me!
+ Look,'when his infant fortune came to age,'
+ And 'gentle Harry Percy,' and 'kind cousin;'
+ O, the devil take such cozeners! God forgive me!
+ Good uncle, tell your tale; I have done.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Nay, if you have not, to it again;
+ We will stay your leisure.
+
+HOTSPUR I have done, i' faith.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Then once more to your Scottish prisoners.
+ Deliver them up without their ransom straight,
+ And make the Douglas' son your only mean
+ For powers in Scotland; which, for divers reasons
+ Which I shall send you written, be assured,
+ Will easily be granted. You, my lord,
+
+ [To Northumberland]
+
+ Your son in Scotland being thus employ'd,
+ Shall secretly into the bosom creep
+ Of that same noble prelate, well beloved,
+ The archbishop.
+
+HOTSPUR Of York, is it not?
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER True; who bears hard
+ His brother's death at Bristol, the Lord Scroop.
+ I speak not this in estimation,
+ As what I think might be, but what I know
+ Is ruminated, plotted and set down,
+ And only stays but to behold the face
+ Of that occasion that shall bring it on.
+
+HOTSPUR I smell it: upon my life, it will do well.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Before the game is afoot, thou still let'st slip.
+
+HOTSPUR Why, it cannot choose but be a noble plot;
+ And then the power of Scotland and of York,
+ To join with Mortimer, ha?
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER And so they shall.
+
+HOTSPUR In faith, it is exceedingly well aim'd.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER And 'tis no little reason bids us speed,
+ To save our heads by raising of a head;
+ For, bear ourselves as even as we can,
+ The king will always think him in our debt,
+ And think we think ourselves unsatisfied,
+ Till he hath found a time to pay us home:
+ And see already how he doth begin
+ To make us strangers to his looks of love.
+
+HOTSPUR He does, he does: we'll be revenged on him.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Cousin, farewell: no further go in this
+ Than I by letters shall direct your course.
+ When time is ripe, which will be suddenly,
+ I'll steal to Glendower and Lord Mortimer;
+ Where you and Douglas and our powers at once,
+ As I will fashion it, shall happily meet,
+ To bear our fortunes in our own strong arms,
+ Which now we hold at much uncertainty.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Farewell, good brother: we shall thrive, I trust.
+
+HOTSPUR Uncle, Adieu: O, let the hours be short
+ Till fields and blows and groans applaud our sport!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rochester. An inn yard.
+
+
+ [Enter a Carrier with a lantern in his hand]
+
+First Carrier Heigh-ho! an it be not four by the day, I'll be
+ hanged: Charles' wain is over the new chimney, and
+ yet our horse not packed. What, ostler!
+
+Ostler [Within] Anon, anon.
+
+First Carrier I prithee, Tom, beat Cut's saddle, put a few flocks
+ in the point; poor jade, is wrung in the withers out
+ of all cess.
+
+ [Enter another Carrier]
+
+Second Carrier Peas and beans are as dank here as a dog, and that
+ is the next way to give poor jades the bots: this
+ house is turned upside down since Robin Ostler died.
+
+First Carrier Poor fellow, never joyed since the price of oats
+ rose; it was the death of him.
+
+Second Carrier I think this be the most villanous house in all
+ London road for fleas: I am stung like a tench.
+
+First Carrier Like a tench! by the mass, there is ne'er a king
+ christen could be better bit than I have been since
+ the first cock.
+
+Second Carrier Why, they will allow us ne'er a jordan, and then we
+ leak in your chimney; and your chamber-lie breeds
+ fleas like a loach.
+
+First Carrier What, ostler! come away and be hanged!
+
+Second Carrier I have a gammon of bacon and two razors of ginger,
+ to be delivered as far as Charing-cross.
+
+First Carrier God's body! the turkeys in my pannier are quite
+ starved. What, ostler! A plague on thee! hast thou
+ never an eye in thy head? canst not hear? An
+ 'twere not as good deed as drink, to break the pate
+ on thee, I am a very villain. Come, and be hanged!
+ hast thou no faith in thee?
+
+ [Enter GADSHILL]
+
+GADSHILL Good morrow, carriers. What's o'clock?
+
+First Carrier I think it be two o'clock.
+
+GADSHILL I pray thee lend me thy lantern, to see my gelding
+ in the stable.
+
+First Carrier Nay, by God, soft; I know a trick worth two of that, i' faith.
+
+GADSHILL I pray thee, lend me thine.
+
+Second Carrier Ay, when? can'st tell? Lend me thy lantern, quoth
+ he? marry, I'll see thee hanged first.
+
+GADSHILL Sirrah carrier, what time do you mean to come to London?
+
+Second Carrier Time enough to go to bed with a candle, I warrant
+ thee. Come, neighbour Mugs, we'll call up the
+ gentleman: they will along with company, for they
+ have great charge.
+
+ [Exeunt carriers]
+
+GADSHILL What, ho! chamberlain!
+
+Chamberlain [Within] At hand, quoth pick-purse.
+
+GADSHILL That's even as fair as--at hand, quoth the
+ chamberlain; for thou variest no more from picking
+ of purses than giving direction doth from labouring;
+ thou layest the plot how.
+
+ [Enter Chamberlain]
+
+Chamberlain Good morrow, Master Gadshill. It holds current that
+ I told you yesternight: there's a franklin in the
+ wild of Kent hath brought three hundred marks with
+ him in gold: I heard him tell it to one of his
+ company last night at supper; a kind of auditor; one
+ that hath abundance of charge too, God knows what.
+ They are up already, and call for eggs and butter;
+ they will away presently.
+
+GADSHILL Sirrah, if they meet not with Saint Nicholas'
+ clerks, I'll give thee this neck.
+
+Chamberlain No, I'll none of it: I pray thee keep that for the
+ hangman; for I know thou worshippest St. Nicholas
+ as truly as a man of falsehood may.
+
+GADSHILL What talkest thou to me of the hangman? if I hang,
+ I'll make a fat pair of gallows; for if I hang, old
+ Sir John hangs with me, and thou knowest he is no
+ starveling. Tut! there are other Trojans that thou
+ dreamest not of, the which for sport sake are
+ content to do the profession some grace; that would,
+ if matters should be looked into, for their own
+ credit sake, make all whole. I am joined with no
+ foot-land rakers, no long-staff sixpenny strikers,
+ none of these mad mustachio purple-hued malt-worms;
+ but with nobility and tranquillity, burgomasters and
+ great oneyers, such as can hold in, such as will
+ strike sooner than speak, and speak sooner than
+ drink, and drink sooner than pray: and yet, zounds,
+ I lie; for they pray continually to their saint, the
+ commonwealth; or rather, not pray to her, but prey
+ on her, for they ride up and down on her and make
+ her their boots.
+
+Chamberlain What, the commonwealth their boots? will she hold
+ out water in foul way?
+
+GADSHILL She will, she will; justice hath liquored her. We
+ steal as in a castle, cocksure; we have the receipt
+ of fern-seed, we walk invisible.
+
+Chamberlain Nay, by my faith, I think you are more beholding to
+ the night than to fern-seed for your walking invisible.
+
+GADSHILL Give me thy hand: thou shalt have a share in our
+ purchase, as I am a true man.
+
+Chamberlain Nay, rather let me have it, as you are a false thief.
+
+GADSHILL Go to; 'homo' is a common name to all men. Bid the
+ ostler bring my gelding out of the stable. Farewell,
+ you muddy knave.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II The highway, near Gadshill.
+
+
+ [Enter PRINCE HENRY and POINS]
+
+POINS Come, shelter, shelter: I have removed Falstaff's
+ horse, and he frets like a gummed velvet.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Stand close.
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF]
+
+FALSTAFF Poins! Poins, and be hanged! Poins!
+
+PRINCE HENRY Peace, ye fat-kidneyed rascal! what a brawling dost
+ thou keep!
+
+FALSTAFF Where's Poins, Hal?
+
+PRINCE HENRY He is walked up to the top of the hill: I'll go seek him.
+
+FALSTAFF I am accursed to rob in that thief's company: the
+ rascal hath removed my horse, and tied him I know
+ not where. If I travel but four foot by the squier
+ further afoot, I shall break my wind. Well, I doubt
+ not but to die a fair death for all this, if I
+ 'scape hanging for killing that rogue. I have
+ forsworn his company hourly any time this two and
+ twenty years, and yet I am bewitched with the
+ rogue's company. If the rascal hath not given me
+ medicines to make me love him, I'll be hanged; it
+ could not be else: I have drunk medicines. Poins!
+ Hal! a plague upon you both! Bardolph! Peto!
+ I'll starve ere I'll rob a foot further. An 'twere
+ not as good a deed as drink, to turn true man and to
+ leave these rogues, I am the veriest varlet that
+ ever chewed with a tooth. Eight yards of uneven
+ ground is threescore and ten miles afoot with me;
+ and the stony-hearted villains know it well enough:
+ a plague upon it when thieves cannot be true one to another!
+
+ [They whistle]
+
+ Whew! A plague upon you all! Give me my horse, you
+ rogues; give me my horse, and be hanged!
+
+PRINCE HENRY Peace, ye fat-guts! lie down; lay thine ear close
+ to the ground and list if thou canst hear the tread
+ of travellers.
+
+FALSTAFF Have you any levers to lift me up again, being down?
+ 'Sblood, I'll not bear mine own flesh so far afoot
+ again for all the coin in thy father's exchequer.
+ What a plague mean ye to colt me thus?
+
+
+PRINCE HENRY Thou liest; thou art not colted, thou art uncolted.
+
+FALSTAFF I prithee, good Prince Hal, help me to my horse,
+ good king's son.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Out, ye rogue! shall I be your ostler?
+
+FALSTAFF Go, hang thyself in thine own heir-apparent
+ garters! If I be ta'en, I'll peach for this. An I
+ have not ballads made on you all and sung to filthy
+ tunes, let a cup of sack be my poison: when a jest
+ is so forward, and afoot too! I hate it.
+
+ [Enter GADSHILL, BARDOLPH and PETO]
+
+GADSHILL Stand.
+
+FALSTAFF So I do, against my will.
+
+POINS O, 'tis our setter: I know his voice. Bardolph,
+ what news?
+
+BARDOLPH Case ye, case ye; on with your vizards: there 's
+ money of the king's coming down the hill; 'tis going
+ to the king's exchequer.
+
+FALSTAFF You lie, ye rogue; 'tis going to the king's tavern.
+
+GADSHILL There's enough to make us all.
+
+FALSTAFF To be hanged.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Sirs, you four shall front them in the narrow lane;
+ Ned Poins and I will walk lower: if they 'scape
+ from your encounter, then they light on us.
+
+PETO How many be there of them?
+
+GADSHILL Some eight or ten.
+
+FALSTAFF 'Zounds, will they not rob us?
+
+PRINCE HENRY What, a coward, Sir John Paunch?
+
+FALSTAFF Indeed, I am not John of Gaunt, your grandfather;
+ but yet no coward, Hal.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Well, we leave that to the proof.
+
+POINS Sirrah Jack, thy horse stands behind the hedge:
+ when thou needest him, there thou shalt find him.
+ Farewell, and stand fast.
+
+FALSTAFF Now cannot I strike him, if I should be hanged.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Ned, where are our disguises?
+
+POINS Here, hard by: stand close.
+
+ [Exeunt PRINCE HENRY and POINS]
+
+FALSTAFF Now, my masters, happy man be his dole, say I:
+ every man to his business.
+
+ [Enter the Travellers]
+
+First Traveller Come, neighbour: the boy shall lead our horses down
+ the hill; we'll walk afoot awhile, and ease our legs.
+
+Thieves Stand!
+
+Travellers Jesus bless us!
+
+FALSTAFF Strike; down with them; cut the villains' throats:
+ ah! whoreson caterpillars! bacon-fed knaves! they
+ hate us youth: down with them: fleece them.
+
+Travellers O, we are undone, both we and ours for ever!
+
+FALSTAFF Hang ye, gorbellied knaves, are ye undone? No, ye
+ fat chuffs: I would your store were here! On,
+ bacons, on! What, ye knaves! young men must live.
+ You are Grand-jurors, are ye? we'll jure ye, 'faith.
+
+ [Here they rob them and bind them. Exeunt]
+
+ [Re-enter PRINCE HENRY and POINS]
+
+PRINCE HENRY The thieves have bound the true men. Now could thou
+ and I rob the thieves and go merrily to London, it
+ would be argument for a week, laughter for a month
+ and a good jest for ever.
+
+POINS Stand close; I hear them coming.
+
+ [Enter the Thieves again]
+
+FALSTAFF Come, my masters, let us share, and then to horse
+ before day. An the Prince and Poins be not two
+ arrant cowards, there's no equity stirring: there's
+ no more valour in that Poins than in a wild-duck.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Your money!
+
+POINS Villains!
+
+ [As they are sharing, the Prince and Poins set upon
+ them; they all run away; and Falstaff, after a blow
+ or two, runs away too, leaving the booty behind them]
+
+PRINCE HENRY Got with much ease. Now merrily to horse:
+ The thieves are all scatter'd and possess'd with fear
+ So strongly that they dare not meet each other;
+ Each takes his fellow for an officer.
+ Away, good Ned. Falstaff sweats to death,
+ And lards the lean earth as he walks along:
+ Were 't not for laughing, I should pity him.
+
+POINS How the rogue roar'd!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III Warkworth castle
+
+
+ [Enter HOTSPUR, solus, reading a letter]
+
+HOTSPUR 'But for mine own part, my lord, I could be well
+ contented to be there, in respect of the love I bear
+ your house.' He could be contented: why is he not,
+ then? In respect of the love he bears our house:
+ he shows in this, he loves his own barn better than
+ he loves our house. Let me see some more. 'The
+ purpose you undertake is dangerous;'--why, that's
+ certain: 'tis dangerous to take a cold, to sleep, to
+ drink; but I tell you, my lord fool, out of this
+ nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety. 'The
+ purpose you undertake is dangerous; the friends you
+ have named uncertain; the time itself unsorted; and
+ your whole plot too light for the counterpoise of so
+ great an opposition.' Say you so, say you so? I say
+ unto you again, you are a shallow cowardly hind, and
+ you lie. What a lack-brain is this! By the Lord,
+ our plot is a good plot as ever was laid; our
+ friends true and constant: a good plot, good
+ friends, and full of expectation; an excellent plot,
+ very good friends. What a frosty-spirited rogue is
+ this! Why, my lord of York commends the plot and the
+ general course of action. 'Zounds, an I were now by
+ this rascal, I could brain him with his lady's fan.
+ Is there not my father, my uncle and myself? lord
+ Edmund Mortimer, My lord of York and Owen Glendower?
+ is there not besides the Douglas? have I not all
+ their letters to meet me in arms by the ninth of the
+ next month? and are they not some of them set
+ forward already? What a pagan rascal is this! an
+ infidel! Ha! you shall see now in very sincerity
+ of fear and cold heart, will he to the king and lay
+ open all our proceedings. O, I could divide myself
+ and go to buffets, for moving such a dish of
+ skim milk with so honourable an action! Hang him!
+ let him tell the king: we are prepared. I will set
+ forward to-night.
+
+ [Enter LADY PERCY]
+
+ How now, Kate! I must leave you within these two hours.
+
+LADY PERCY O, my good lord, why are you thus alone?
+ For what offence have I this fortnight been
+ A banish'd woman from my Harry's bed?
+ Tell me, sweet lord, what is't that takes from thee
+ Thy stomach, pleasure and thy golden sleep?
+ Why dost thou bend thine eyes upon the earth,
+ And start so often when thou sit'st alone?
+ Why hast thou lost the fresh blood in thy cheeks;
+ And given my treasures and my rights of thee
+ To thick-eyed musing and cursed melancholy?
+ In thy faint slumbers I by thee have watch'd,
+ And heard thee murmur tales of iron wars;
+ Speak terms of manage to thy bounding steed;
+ Cry 'Courage! to the field!' And thou hast talk'd
+ Of sallies and retires, of trenches, tents,
+ Of palisadoes, frontiers, parapets,
+ Of basilisks, of cannon, culverin,
+ Of prisoners' ransom and of soldiers slain,
+ And all the currents of a heady fight.
+ Thy spirit within thee hath been so at war
+ And thus hath so bestirr'd thee in thy sleep,
+ That beads of sweat have stood upon thy brow
+ Like bubbles in a late-disturbed stream;
+ And in thy face strange motions have appear'd,
+ Such as we see when men restrain their breath
+ On some great sudden hest. O, what portents are these?
+ Some heavy business hath my lord in hand,
+ And I must know it, else he loves me not.
+
+HOTSPUR What, ho!
+
+ [Enter Servant]
+
+ Is Gilliams with the packet gone?
+
+Servant He is, my lord, an hour ago.
+
+
+HOTSPUR Hath Butler brought those horses from the sheriff?
+
+Servant One horse, my lord, he brought even now.
+
+HOTSPUR What horse? a roan, a crop-ear, is it not?
+
+Servant It is, my lord.
+
+HOTSPUR That roan shall by my throne.
+ Well, I will back him straight: O esperance!
+ Bid Butler lead him forth into the park.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+LADY PERCY But hear you, my lord.
+
+HOTSPUR What say'st thou, my lady?
+
+LADY PERCY What is it carries you away?
+
+HOTSPUR Why, my horse, my love, my horse.
+
+LADY PERCY Out, you mad-headed ape!
+ A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen
+ As you are toss'd with. In faith,
+ I'll know your business, Harry, that I will.
+ I fear my brother Mortimer doth stir
+ About his title, and hath sent for you
+ To line his enterprise: but if you go,--
+
+HOTSPUR So far afoot, I shall be weary, love.
+
+LADY PERCY Come, come, you paraquito, answer me
+ Directly unto this question that I ask:
+ In faith, I'll break thy little finger, Harry,
+ An if thou wilt not tell me all things true.
+
+HOTSPUR Away,
+ Away, you trifler! Love! I love thee not,
+ I care not for thee, Kate: this is no world
+ To play with mammets and to tilt with lips:
+ We must have bloody noses and crack'd crowns,
+ And pass them current too. God's me, my horse!
+ What say'st thou, Kate? what would'st thou
+ have with me?
+
+LADY PERCY Do you not love me? do you not, indeed?
+ Well, do not then; for since you love me not,
+ I will not love myself. Do you not love me?
+ Nay, tell me if you speak in jest or no.
+
+HOTSPUR Come, wilt thou see me ride?
+ And when I am on horseback, I will swear
+ I love thee infinitely. But hark you, Kate;
+ I must not have you henceforth question me
+ Whither I go, nor reason whereabout:
+ Whither I must, I must; and, to conclude,
+ This evening must I leave you, gentle Kate.
+ I know you wise, but yet no farther wise
+ Than Harry Percy's wife: constant you are,
+ But yet a woman: and for secrecy,
+ No lady closer; for I well believe
+ Thou wilt not utter what thou dost not know;
+ And so far will I trust thee, gentle Kate.
+
+LADY PERCY How! so far?
+
+HOTSPUR Not an inch further. But hark you, Kate:
+ Whither I go, thither shall you go too;
+ To-day will I set forth, to-morrow you.
+ Will this content you, Kate?
+
+LADY PERCY It must of force.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The Boar's-Head Tavern, Eastcheap.
+
+
+ [Enter PRINCE HENRY and POINS]
+
+PRINCE HENRY Ned, prithee, come out of that fat room, and lend me
+ thy hand to laugh a little.
+
+POINS Where hast been, Hal?
+
+PRINCE HENRY With three or four loggerheads amongst three or four
+ score hogsheads. I have sounded the very
+ base-string of humility. Sirrah, I am sworn brother
+ to a leash of drawers; and can call them all by
+ their christen names, as Tom, Dick, and Francis.
+ They take it already upon their salvation, that
+ though I be but the prince of Wales, yet I am king
+ of courtesy; and tell me flatly I am no proud Jack,
+ like Falstaff, but a Corinthian, a lad of mettle, a
+ good boy, by the Lord, so they call me, and when I
+ am king of England, I shall command all the good
+ lads in Eastcheap. They call drinking deep, dyeing
+ scarlet; and when you breathe in your watering, they
+ cry 'hem!' and bid you play it off. To conclude, I
+ am so good a proficient in one quarter of an hour,
+ that I can drink with any tinker in his own language
+ during my life. I tell thee, Ned, thou hast lost
+ much honour, that thou wert not with me in this sweet
+ action. But, sweet Ned,--to sweeten which name of
+ Ned, I give thee this pennyworth of sugar, clapped
+ even now into my hand by an under-skinker, one that
+ never spake other English in his life than 'Eight
+ shillings and sixpence' and 'You are welcome,' with
+ this shrill addition, 'Anon, anon, sir! Score a pint
+ of bastard in the Half-Moon,' or so. But, Ned, to
+ drive away the time till Falstaff come, I prithee,
+ do thou stand in some by-room, while I question my
+ puny drawer to what end he gave me the sugar; and do
+ thou never leave calling 'Francis,' that his tale
+ to me may be nothing but 'Anon.' Step aside, and
+ I'll show thee a precedent.
+
+POINS Francis!
+
+PRINCE HENRY Thou art perfect.
+
+POINS Francis!
+
+ [Exit POINS]
+
+ [Enter FRANCIS]
+
+FRANCIS Anon, anon, sir. Look down into the Pomgarnet, Ralph.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Come hither, Francis.
+
+FRANCIS My lord?
+
+PRINCE HENRY How long hast thou to serve, Francis?
+
+FRANCIS Forsooth, five years, and as much as to--
+
+POINS [Within] Francis!
+
+FRANCIS Anon, anon, sir.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Five year! by'r lady, a long lease for the clinking
+ of pewter. But, Francis, darest thou be so valiant
+ as to play the coward with thy indenture and show it
+ a fair pair of heels and run from it?
+
+FRANCIS O Lord, sir, I'll be sworn upon all the books in
+ England, I could find in my heart.
+
+POINS [Within] Francis!
+
+FRANCIS Anon, sir.
+
+PRINCE HENRY How old art thou, Francis?
+
+FRANCIS Let me see--about Michaelmas next I shall be--
+
+POINS [Within] Francis!
+
+FRANCIS Anon, sir. Pray stay a little, my lord.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Nay, but hark you, Francis: for the sugar thou
+ gavest me,'twas a pennyworth, wast't not?
+
+FRANCIS O Lord, I would it had been two!
+
+PRINCE HENRY I will give thee for it a thousand pound: ask me
+ when thou wilt, and thou shalt have it.
+
+POINS [Within] Francis!
+
+FRANCIS Anon, anon.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Anon, Francis? No, Francis; but to-morrow, Francis;
+ or, Francis, o' Thursday; or indeed, Francis, when
+ thou wilt. But, Francis!
+
+FRANCIS My lord?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Wilt thou rob this leathern jerkin, crystal-button,
+ not-pated, agate-ring, puke-stocking, caddis-garter,
+ smooth-tongue, Spanish-pouch,--
+
+FRANCIS O Lord, sir, who do you mean?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Why, then, your brown bastard is your only drink;
+ for look you, Francis, your white canvas doublet
+ will sully: in Barbary, sir, it cannot come to so much.
+
+FRANCIS What, sir?
+
+POINS [Within] Francis!
+
+PRINCE HENRY Away, you rogue! dost thou not hear them call?
+
+ [Here they both call him; the drawer stands amazed,
+ not knowing which way to go]
+
+ [Enter Vintner]
+
+Vintner What, standest thou still, and hearest such a
+ calling? Look to the guests within.
+
+ [Exit Francis]
+
+ My lord, old Sir John, with half-a-dozen more, are
+ at the door: shall I let them in?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Let them alone awhile, and then open the door.
+
+ [Exit Vintner]
+ Poins!
+
+ [Re-enter POINS]
+
+POINS Anon, anon, sir.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Sirrah, Falstaff and the rest of the thieves are at
+ the door: shall we be merry?
+
+POINS As merry as crickets, my lad. But hark ye; what
+ cunning match have you made with this jest of the
+ drawer? come, what's the issue?
+
+PRINCE HENRY I am now of all humours that have showed themselves
+ humours since the old days of goodman Adam to the
+ pupil age of this present twelve o'clock at midnight.
+
+ [Re-enter FRANCIS]
+
+ What's o'clock, Francis?
+
+FRANCIS Anon, anon, sir.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PRINCE HENRY That ever this fellow should have fewer words than a
+ parrot, and yet the son of a woman! His industry is
+ upstairs and downstairs; his eloquence the parcel of
+ a reckoning. I am not yet of Percy's mind, the
+ Hotspur of the north; he that kills me some six or
+ seven dozen of Scots at a breakfast, washes his
+ hands, and says to his wife 'Fie upon this quiet
+ life! I want work.' 'O my sweet Harry,' says she,
+ 'how many hast thou killed to-day?' 'Give my roan
+ horse a drench,' says he; and answers 'Some
+ fourteen,' an hour after; 'a trifle, a trifle.' I
+ prithee, call in Falstaff: I'll play Percy, and
+ that damned brawn shall play Dame Mortimer his
+ wife. 'Rivo!' says the drunkard. Call in ribs, call in tallow.
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF, GADSHILL, BARDOLPH, and PETO;
+ FRANCIS following with wine]
+
+POINS Welcome, Jack: where hast thou been?
+
+FALSTAFF A plague of all cowards, I say, and a vengeance too!
+ marry, and amen! Give me a cup of sack, boy. Ere I
+ lead this life long, I'll sew nether stocks and mend
+ them and foot them too. A plague of all cowards!
+ Give me a cup of sack, rogue. Is there no virtue extant?
+
+ [He drinks]
+
+PRINCE HENRY Didst thou never see Titan kiss a dish of butter?
+ pitiful-hearted Titan, that melted at the sweet tale
+ of the sun's! if thou didst, then behold that compound.
+
+FALSTAFF You rogue, here's lime in this sack too: there is
+ nothing but roguery to be found in villanous man:
+ yet a coward is worse than a cup of sack with lime
+ in it. A villanous coward! Go thy ways, old Jack;
+ die when thou wilt, if manhood, good manhood, be
+ not forgot upon the face of the earth, then am I a
+ shotten herring. There live not three good men
+ unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and
+ grows old: God help the while! a bad world, I say.
+ I would I were a weaver; I could sing psalms or any
+ thing. A plague of all cowards, I say still.
+
+PRINCE HENRY How now, wool-sack! what mutter you?
+
+FALSTAFF A king's son! If I do not beat thee out of thy
+ kingdom with a dagger of lath, and drive all thy
+ subjects afore thee like a flock of wild-geese,
+ I'll never wear hair on my face more. You Prince of Wales!
+
+PRINCE HENRY Why, you whoreson round man, what's the matter?
+
+FALSTAFF Are not you a coward? answer me to that: and Poins there?
+
+POINS 'Zounds, ye fat paunch, an ye call me coward, by the
+ Lord, I'll stab thee.
+
+FALSTAFF I call thee coward! I'll see thee damned ere I call
+ thee coward: but I would give a thousand pound I
+ could run as fast as thou canst. You are straight
+ enough in the shoulders, you care not who sees your
+ back: call you that backing of your friends? A
+ plague upon such backing! give me them that will
+ face me. Give me a cup of sack: I am a rogue, if I
+ drunk to-day.
+
+PRINCE HENRY O villain! thy lips are scarce wiped since thou
+ drunkest last.
+
+FALSTAFF All's one for that.
+
+ [He drinks]
+
+ A plague of all cowards, still say I.
+
+PRINCE HENRY What's the matter?
+
+FALSTAFF What's the matter! there be four of us here have
+ ta'en a thousand pound this day morning.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Where is it, Jack? where is it?
+
+FALSTAFF Where is it! taken from us it is: a hundred upon
+ poor four of us.
+
+PRINCE HENRY What, a hundred, man?
+
+FALSTAFF I am a rogue, if I were not at half-sword with a
+ dozen of them two hours together. I have 'scaped by
+ miracle. I am eight times thrust through the
+ doublet, four through the hose; my buckler cut
+ through and through; my sword hacked like a
+ hand-saw--ecce signum! I never dealt better since
+ I was a man: all would not do. A plague of all
+ cowards! Let them speak: if they speak more or
+ less than truth, they are villains and the sons of darkness.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Speak, sirs; how was it?
+
+GADSHILL We four set upon some dozen--
+
+FALSTAFF Sixteen at least, my lord.
+
+GADSHILL And bound them.
+
+PETO No, no, they were not bound.
+
+FALSTAFF You rogue, they were bound, every man of them; or I
+ am a Jew else, an Ebrew Jew.
+
+GADSHILL As we were sharing, some six or seven fresh men set upon us--
+
+FALSTAFF And unbound the rest, and then come in the other.
+
+PRINCE HENRY What, fought you with them all?
+
+FALSTAFF All! I know not what you call all; but if I fought
+ not with fifty of them, I am a bunch of radish: if
+ there were not two or three and fifty upon poor old
+ Jack, then am I no two-legged creature.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Pray God you have not murdered some of them.
+
+FALSTAFF Nay, that's past praying for: I have peppered two
+ of them; two I am sure I have paid, two rogues
+ in buckram suits. I tell thee what, Hal, if I tell
+ thee a lie, spit in my face, call me horse. Thou
+ knowest my old ward; here I lay and thus I bore my
+ point. Four rogues in buckram let drive at me--
+
+PRINCE HENRY What, four? thou saidst but two even now.
+
+FALSTAFF Four, Hal; I told thee four.
+
+POINS Ay, ay, he said four.
+
+FALSTAFF These four came all a-front, and mainly thrust at
+ me. I made me no more ado but took all their seven
+ points in my target, thus.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Seven? why, there were but four even now.
+
+FALSTAFF In buckram?
+
+POINS Ay, four, in buckram suits.
+
+FALSTAFF Seven, by these hilts, or I am a villain else.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Prithee, let him alone; we shall have more anon.
+
+FALSTAFF Dost thou hear me, Hal?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Ay, and mark thee too, Jack.
+
+FALSTAFF Do so, for it is worth the listening to. These nine
+ in buckram that I told thee of--
+
+PRINCE HENRY So, two more already.
+
+FALSTAFF Their points being broken,--
+
+POINS Down fell their hose.
+
+FALSTAFF Began to give me ground: but I followed me close,
+ came in foot and hand; and with a thought seven of
+ the eleven I paid.
+
+PRINCE HENRY O monstrous! eleven buckram men grown out of two!
+
+FALSTAFF But, as the devil would have it, three misbegotten
+ knaves in Kendal green came at my back and let drive
+ at me; for it was so dark, Hal, that thou couldst
+ not see thy hand.
+
+PRINCE HENRY These lies are like their father that begets them;
+ gross as a mountain, open, palpable. Why, thou
+ clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou
+ whoreson, obscene, grease tallow-catch,--
+
+FALSTAFF What, art thou mad? art thou mad? is not the truth
+ the truth?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Why, how couldst thou know these men in Kendal
+ green, when it was so dark thou couldst not see thy
+ hand? come, tell us your reason: what sayest thou to this?
+
+POINS Come, your reason, Jack, your reason.
+
+FALSTAFF What, upon compulsion? 'Zounds, an I were at the
+ strappado, or all the racks in the world, I would
+ not tell you on compulsion. Give you a reason on
+ compulsion! If reasons were as plentiful as
+ blackberries, I would give no man a reason upon
+ compulsion, I.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I'll be no longer guilty of this sin; this sanguine
+ coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker,
+ this huge hill of flesh,--
+
+FALSTAFF 'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried
+ neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O
+ for breath to utter what is like thee! you
+ tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile
+ standing-tuck,--
+
+PRINCE HENRY Well, breathe awhile, and then to it again: and
+ when thou hast tired thyself in base comparisons,
+ hear me speak but this.
+
+POINS Mark, Jack.
+
+PRINCE HENRY We two saw you four set on four and bound them, and
+ were masters of their wealth. Mark now, how a plain
+ tale shall put you down. Then did we two set on you
+ four; and, with a word, out-faced you from your
+ prize, and have it; yea, and can show it you here in
+ the house: and, Falstaff, you carried your guts
+ away as nimbly, with as quick dexterity, and roared
+ for mercy and still run and roared, as ever I heard
+ bull-calf. What a slave art thou, to hack thy sword
+ as thou hast done, and then say it was in fight!
+ What trick, what device, what starting-hole, canst
+ thou now find out to hide thee from this open and
+ apparent shame?
+
+POINS Come, let's hear, Jack; what trick hast thou now?
+
+FALSTAFF By the Lord, I knew ye as well as he that made ye.
+ Why, hear you, my masters: was it for me to kill the
+ heir-apparent? should I turn upon the true prince?
+ why, thou knowest I am as valiant as Hercules: but
+ beware instinct; the lion will not touch the true
+ prince. Instinct is a great matter; I was now a
+ coward on instinct. I shall think the better of
+ myself and thee during my life; I for a valiant
+ lion, and thou for a true prince. But, by the Lord,
+ lads, I am glad you have the money. Hostess, clap
+ to the doors: watch to-night, pray to-morrow.
+ Gallants, lads, boys, hearts of gold, all the titles
+ of good fellowship come to you! What, shall we be
+ merry? shall we have a play extempore?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Content; and the argument shall be thy running away.
+
+FALSTAFF Ah, no more of that, Hal, an thou lovest me!
+
+ [Enter Hostess]
+
+Hostess O Jesu, my lord the prince!
+
+PRINCE HENRY How now, my lady the hostess! what sayest thou to
+ me?
+
+Hostess Marry, my lord, there is a nobleman of the court at
+ door would speak with you: he says he comes from
+ your father.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Give him as much as will make him a royal man, and
+ send him back again to my mother.
+
+FALSTAFF What manner of man is he?
+
+Hostess An old man.
+
+FALSTAFF What doth gravity out of his bed at midnight? Shall
+ I give him his answer?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Prithee, do, Jack.
+
+FALSTAFF 'Faith, and I'll send him packing.
+
+ [Exit FALSTAFF]
+
+PRINCE HENRY Now, sirs: by'r lady, you fought fair; so did you,
+ Peto; so did you, Bardolph: you are lions too, you
+ ran away upon instinct, you will not touch the true
+ prince; no, fie!
+
+BARDOLPH 'Faith, I ran when I saw others run.
+
+PRINCE HENRY 'Faith, tell me now in earnest, how came Falstaff's
+ sword so hacked?
+
+PETO Why, he hacked it with his dagger, and said he would
+ swear truth out of England but he would make you
+ believe it was done in fight, and persuaded us to do the like.
+
+BARDOLPH Yea, and to tickle our noses with spear-grass to
+ make them bleed, and then to beslubber our garments
+ with it and swear it was the blood of true men. I
+ did that I did not this seven year before, I blushed
+ to hear his monstrous devices.
+
+PRINCE HENRY O villain, thou stolest a cup of sack eighteen years
+ ago, and wert taken with the manner, and ever since
+ thou hast blushed extempore. Thou hadst fire and
+ sword on thy side, and yet thou rannest away: what
+ instinct hadst thou for it?
+
+BARDOLPH My lord, do you see these meteors? do you behold
+ these exhalations?
+
+PRINCE HENRY I do.
+
+BARDOLPH What think you they portend?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Hot livers and cold purses.
+
+BARDOLPH Choler, my lord, if rightly taken.
+
+PRINCE HENRY No, if rightly taken, halter.
+
+ [Re-enter FALSTAFF]
+
+ Here comes lean Jack, here comes bare-bone.
+ How now, my sweet creature of bombast!
+ How long is't ago, Jack, since thou sawest thine own knee?
+
+FALSTAFF My own knee! when I was about thy years, Hal, I was
+ not an eagle's talon in the waist; I could have
+ crept into any alderman's thumb-ring: a plague of
+ sighing and grief! it blows a man up like a
+ bladder. There's villanous news abroad: here was
+ Sir John Bracy from your father; you must to the
+ court in the morning. That same mad fellow of the
+ north, Percy, and he of Wales, that gave Amamon the
+ bastinado and made Lucifer cuckold and swore the
+ devil his true liegeman upon the cross of a Welsh
+ hook--what a plague call you him?
+
+POINS O, Glendower.
+
+FALSTAFF Owen, Owen, the same; and his son-in-law Mortimer,
+ and old Northumberland, and that sprightly Scot of
+ Scots, Douglas, that runs o' horseback up a hill
+ perpendicular,--
+
+PRINCE HENRY He that rides at high speed and with his pistol
+ kills a sparrow flying.
+
+FALSTAFF You have hit it.
+
+PRINCE HENRY So did he never the sparrow.
+
+FALSTAFF Well, that rascal hath good mettle in him; he will not run.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Why, what a rascal art thou then, to praise him so
+ for running!
+
+FALSTAFF O' horseback, ye cuckoo; but afoot he will not budge a foot.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Yes, Jack, upon instinct.
+
+FALSTAFF I grant ye, upon instinct. Well, he is there too,
+ and one Mordake, and a thousand blue-caps more:
+ Worcester is stolen away to-night; thy father's
+ beard is turned white with the news: you may buy
+ land now as cheap as stinking mackerel.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Why, then, it is like, if there come a hot June and
+ this civil buffeting hold, we shall buy maidenheads
+ as they buy hob-nails, by the hundreds.
+
+FALSTAFF By the mass, lad, thou sayest true; it is like we
+ shall have good trading that way. But tell me, Hal,
+ art not thou horrible afeard? thou being
+ heir-apparent, could the world pick thee out three
+ such enemies again as that fiend Douglas, that
+ spirit Percy, and that devil Glendower? Art thou
+ not horribly afraid? doth not thy blood thrill at
+ it?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Not a whit, i' faith; I lack some of thy instinct.
+
+FALSTAFF Well, thou wert be horribly chid tomorrow when thou
+ comest to thy father: if thou love me, practise an answer.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Do thou stand for my father, and examine me upon the
+ particulars of my life.
+
+FALSTAFF Shall I? content: this chair shall be my state,
+ this dagger my sceptre, and this cushion my crown.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Thy state is taken for a joined-stool, thy golden
+ sceptre for a leaden dagger, and thy precious rich
+ crown for a pitiful bald crown!
+
+FALSTAFF Well, an the fire of grace be not quite out of thee,
+ now shalt thou be moved. Give me a cup of sack to
+ make my eyes look red, that it may be thought I have
+ wept; for I must speak in passion, and I will do it
+ in King Cambyses' vein.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Well, here is my leg.
+
+FALSTAFF And here is my speech. Stand aside, nobility.
+
+Hostess O Jesu, this is excellent sport, i' faith!
+
+FALSTAFF Weep not, sweet queen; for trickling tears are vain.
+
+Hostess O, the father, how he holds his countenance!
+
+FALSTAFF For God's sake, lords, convey my tristful queen;
+ For tears do stop the flood-gates of her eyes.
+
+Hostess O Jesu, he doth it as like one of these harlotry
+ players as ever I see!
+
+FALSTAFF Peace, good pint-pot; peace, good tickle-brain.
+ Harry, I do not only marvel where thou spendest thy
+ time, but also how thou art accompanied: for though
+ the camomile, the more it is trodden on the faster
+ it grows, yet youth, the more it is wasted the
+ sooner it wears. That thou art my son, I have
+ partly thy mother's word, partly my own opinion,
+ but chiefly a villanous trick of thine eye and a
+ foolish-hanging of thy nether lip, that doth warrant
+ me. If then thou be son to me, here lies the point;
+ why, being son to me, art thou so pointed at? Shall
+ the blessed sun of heaven prove a micher and eat
+ blackberries? a question not to be asked. Shall
+ the sun of England prove a thief and take purses? a
+ question to be asked. There is a thing, Harry,
+ which thou hast often heard of and it is known to
+ many in our land by the name of pitch: this pitch,
+ as ancient writers do report, doth defile; so doth
+ the company thou keepest: for, Harry, now I do not
+ speak to thee in drink but in tears, not in
+ pleasure but in passion, not in words only, but in
+ woes also: and yet there is a virtuous man whom I
+ have often noted in thy company, but I know not his name.
+
+PRINCE HENRY What manner of man, an it like your majesty?
+
+FALSTAFF A goodly portly man, i' faith, and a corpulent; of a
+ cheerful look, a pleasing eye and a most noble
+ carriage; and, as I think, his age some fifty, or,
+ by'r lady, inclining to three score; and now I
+ remember me, his name is Falstaff: if that man
+ should be lewdly given, he deceiveth me; for, Harry,
+ I see virtue in his looks. If then the tree may be
+ known by the fruit, as the fruit by the tree, then,
+ peremptorily I speak it, there is virtue in that
+ Falstaff: him keep with, the rest banish. And tell
+ me now, thou naughty varlet, tell me, where hast
+ thou been this month?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Dost thou speak like a king? Do thou stand for me,
+ and I'll play my father.
+
+FALSTAFF Depose me? if thou dost it half so gravely, so
+ majestically, both in word and matter, hang me up by
+ the heels for a rabbit-sucker or a poulter's hare.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Well, here I am set.
+
+FALSTAFF And here I stand: judge, my masters.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Now, Harry, whence come you?
+
+FALSTAFF My noble lord, from Eastcheap.
+
+PRINCE HENRY The complaints I hear of thee are grievous.
+
+FALSTAFF 'Sblood, my lord, they are false: nay, I'll tickle
+ ye for a young prince, i' faith.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Swearest thou, ungracious boy? henceforth ne'er look
+ on me. Thou art violently carried away from grace:
+ there is a devil haunts thee in the likeness of an
+ old fat man; a tun of man is thy companion. Why
+ dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that
+ bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel
+ of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed
+ cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with
+ the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that
+ grey iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in
+ years? Wherein is he good, but to taste sack and
+ drink it? wherein neat and cleanly, but to carve a
+ capon and eat it? wherein cunning, but in craft?
+ wherein crafty, but in villany? wherein villanous,
+ but in all things? wherein worthy, but in nothing?
+
+FALSTAFF I would your grace would take me with you: whom
+ means your grace?
+
+PRINCE HENRY That villanous abominable misleader of youth,
+ Falstaff, that old white-bearded Satan.
+
+FALSTAFF My lord, the man I know.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I know thou dost.
+
+FALSTAFF But to say I know more harm in him than in myself,
+ were to say more than I know. That he is old, the
+ more the pity, his white hairs do witness it; but
+ that he is, saving your reverence, a whoremaster,
+ that I utterly deny. If sack and sugar be a fault,
+ God help the wicked! if to be old and merry be a
+ sin, then many an old host that I know is damned: if
+ to be fat be to be hated, then Pharaoh's lean kine
+ are to be loved. No, my good lord; banish Peto,
+ banish Bardolph, banish Poins: but for sweet Jack
+ Falstaff, kind Jack Falstaff, true Jack Falstaff,
+ valiant Jack Falstaff, and therefore more valiant,
+ being, as he is, old Jack Falstaff, banish not him
+ thy Harry's company, banish not him thy Harry's
+ company: banish plump Jack, and banish all the world.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I do, I will.
+
+ [A knocking heard]
+
+ [Exeunt Hostess, FRANCIS, and BARDOLPH]
+
+ [Re-enter BARDOLPH, running]
+
+BARDOLPH O, my lord, my lord! the sheriff with a most
+ monstrous watch is at the door.
+
+FALSTAFF Out, ye rogue! Play out the play: I have much to
+ say in the behalf of that Falstaff.
+
+ [Re-enter the Hostess]
+
+Hostess O Jesu, my lord, my lord!
+
+PRINCE HENRY Heigh, heigh! the devil rides upon a fiddlestick:
+ what's the matter?
+
+Hostess The sheriff and all the watch are at the door: they
+ are come to search the house. Shall I let them in?
+
+FALSTAFF Dost thou hear, Hal? never call a true piece of
+ gold a counterfeit: thou art essentially mad,
+ without seeming so.
+
+PRINCE HENRY And thou a natural coward, without instinct.
+
+FALSTAFF I deny your major: if you will deny the sheriff,
+ so; if not, let him enter: if I become not a cart
+ as well as another man, a plague on my bringing up!
+ I hope I shall as soon be strangled with a halter as another.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Go, hide thee behind the arras: the rest walk up
+ above. Now, my masters, for a true face and good
+ conscience.
+
+FALSTAFF Both which I have had: but their date is out, and
+ therefore I'll hide me.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Call in the sheriff.
+
+ [Exeunt all except PRINCE HENRY and PETO]
+
+ [Enter Sheriff and the Carrier]
+
+ Now, master sheriff, what is your will with me?
+
+Sheriff First, pardon me, my lord. A hue and cry
+ Hath follow'd certain men unto this house.
+
+PRINCE HENRY What men?
+
+Sheriff One of them is well known, my gracious lord,
+ A gross fat man.
+
+Carrier As fat as butter.
+
+PRINCE HENRY The man, I do assure you, is not here;
+ For I myself at this time have employ'd him.
+ And, sheriff, I will engage my word to thee
+ That I will, by to-morrow dinner-time,
+ Send him to answer thee, or any man,
+ For any thing he shall be charged withal:
+ And so let me entreat you leave the house.
+
+Sheriff I will, my lord. There are two gentlemen
+ Have in this robbery lost three hundred marks.
+
+PRINCE HENRY It may be so: if he have robb'd these men,
+ He shall be answerable; and so farewell.
+
+Sheriff Good night, my noble lord.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I think it is good morrow, is it not?
+
+Sheriff Indeed, my lord, I think it be two o'clock.
+
+ [Exeunt Sheriff and Carrier]
+
+PRINCE HENRY This oily rascal is known as well as Paul's. Go,
+ call him forth.
+
+PETO Falstaff!--Fast asleep behind the arras, and
+ snorting like a horse.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Hark, how hard he fetches breath. Search his pockets.
+
+ [He searcheth his pockets, and findeth certain papers]
+
+ What hast thou found?
+
+PETO Nothing but papers, my lord.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Let's see what they be: read them.
+
+PETO [Reads] Item, A capon,. . 2s. 2d.
+ Item, Sauce,. . . 4d.
+ Item, Sack, two gallons, 5s. 8d.
+ Item, Anchovies and sack after supper, 2s. 6d.
+ Item, Bread, ob.
+
+PRINCE HENRY O monstrous! but one half-penny-worth of bread to
+ this intolerable deal of sack! What there is else,
+ keep close; we'll read it at more advantage: there
+ let him sleep till day. I'll to the court in the
+ morning. We must all to the wars, and thy place
+ shall be honourable. I'll procure this fat rogue a
+ charge of foot; and I know his death will be a
+ march of twelve-score. The money shall be paid
+ back again with advantage. Be with me betimes in
+ the morning; and so, good morrow, Peto.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+PETO Good morrow, good my lord.
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Bangor. The Archdeacon's house.
+
+
+ [Enter HOTSPUR, WORCESTER, MORTIMER, and GLENDOWER]
+
+MORTIMER These promises are fair, the parties sure,
+ And our induction full of prosperous hope.
+
+HOTSPUR Lord Mortimer, and cousin Glendower,
+ Will you sit down?
+ And uncle Worcester: a plague upon it!
+ I have forgot the map.
+
+GLENDOWER No, here it is.
+ Sit, cousin Percy; sit, good cousin Hotspur,
+ For by that name as oft as Lancaster
+ Doth speak of you, his cheek looks pale and with
+ A rising sigh he wisheth you in heaven.
+
+HOTSPUR And you in hell, as oft as he hears Owen Glendower spoke of.
+
+GLENDOWER I cannot blame him: at my nativity
+ The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes,
+ Of burning cressets; and at my birth
+ The frame and huge foundation of the earth
+ Shaked like a coward.
+
+HOTSPUR Why, so it would have done at the same season, if
+ your mother's cat had but kittened, though yourself
+ had never been born.
+
+GLENDOWER I say the earth did shake when I was born.
+
+HOTSPUR And I say the earth was not of my mind,
+ If you suppose as fearing you it shook.
+
+GLENDOWER The heavens were all on fire, the earth did tremble.
+
+HOTSPUR O, then the earth shook to see the heavens on fire,
+ And not in fear of your nativity.
+ Diseased nature oftentimes breaks forth
+ In strange eruptions; oft the teeming earth
+ Is with a kind of colic pinch'd and vex'd
+ By the imprisoning of unruly wind
+ Within her womb; which, for enlargement striving,
+ Shakes the old beldam earth and topples down
+ Steeples and moss-grown towers. At your birth
+ Our grandam earth, having this distemperature,
+ In passion shook.
+
+GLENDOWER Cousin, of many men
+ I do not bear these crossings. Give me leave
+ To tell you once again that at my birth
+ The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes,
+ The goats ran from the mountains, and the herds
+ Were strangely clamorous to the frighted fields.
+ These signs have mark'd me extraordinary;
+ And all the courses of my life do show
+ I am not in the roll of common men.
+ Where is he living, clipp'd in with the sea
+ That chides the banks of England, Scotland, Wales,
+ Which calls me pupil, or hath read to me?
+ And bring him out that is but woman's son
+ Can trace me in the tedious ways of art
+ And hold me pace in deep experiments.
+
+HOTSPUR I think there's no man speaks better Welsh.
+ I'll to dinner.
+
+MORTIMER Peace, cousin Percy; you will make him mad.
+
+GLENDOWER I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
+
+HOTSPUR Why, so can I, or so can any man;
+ But will they come when you do call for them?
+
+GLENDOWER Why, I can teach you, cousin, to command
+ The devil.
+
+HOTSPUR And I can teach thee, coz, to shame the devil
+ By telling truth: tell truth and shame the devil.
+ If thou have power to raise him, bring him hither,
+ And I'll be sworn I have power to shame him hence.
+ O, while you live, tell truth and shame the devil!
+
+MORTIMER Come, come, no more of this unprofitable chat.
+
+GLENDOWER Three times hath Henry Bolingbroke made head
+ Against my power; thrice from the banks of Wye
+ And sandy-bottom'd Severn have I sent him
+ Bootless home and weather-beaten back.
+
+HOTSPUR Home without boots, and in foul weather too!
+ How 'scapes he agues, in the devil's name?
+
+GLENDOWER Come, here's the map: shall we divide our right
+ According to our threefold order ta'en?
+
+MORTIMER The archdeacon hath divided it
+ Into three limits very equally:
+ England, from Trent and Severn hitherto,
+ By south and east is to my part assign'd:
+ All westward, Wales beyond the Severn shore,
+ And all the fertile land within that bound,
+ To Owen Glendower: and, dear coz, to you
+ The remnant northward, lying off from Trent.
+ And our indentures tripartite are drawn;
+ Which being sealed interchangeably,
+ A business that this night may execute,
+ To-morrow, cousin Percy, you and I
+ And my good Lord of Worcester will set forth
+ To meet your father and the Scottish power,
+ As is appointed us, at Shrewsbury.
+ My father Glendower is not ready yet,
+ Not shall we need his help these fourteen days.
+ Within that space you may have drawn together
+ Your tenants, friends and neighbouring gentlemen.
+
+GLENDOWER A shorter time shall send me to you, lords:
+ And in my conduct shall your ladies come;
+ From whom you now must steal and take no leave,
+ For there will be a world of water shed
+ Upon the parting of your wives and you.
+
+HOTSPUR Methinks my moiety, north from Burton here,
+ In quantity equals not one of yours:
+ See how this river comes me cranking in,
+ And cuts me from the best of all my land
+ A huge half-moon, a monstrous cantle out.
+ I'll have the current in this place damm'd up;
+ And here the smug and silver Trent shall run
+ In a new channel, fair and evenly;
+ It shall not wind with such a deep indent,
+ To rob me of so rich a bottom here.
+
+GLENDOWER Not wind? it shall, it must; you see it doth.
+
+MORTIMER Yea, but
+ Mark how he bears his course, and runs me up
+ With like advantage on the other side;
+ Gelding the opposed continent as much
+ As on the other side it takes from you.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Yea, but a little charge will trench him here
+ And on this north side win this cape of land;
+ And then he runs straight and even.
+
+HOTSPUR I'll have it so: a little charge will do it.
+
+GLENDOWER I'll not have it alter'd.
+
+HOTSPUR Will not you?
+
+GLENDOWER No, nor you shall not.
+
+HOTSPUR Who shall say me nay?
+
+GLENDOWER Why, that will I.
+
+HOTSPUR Let me not understand you, then; speak it in Welsh.
+
+GLENDOWER I can speak English, lord, as well as you;
+ For I was train'd up in the English court;
+ Where, being but young, I framed to the harp
+ Many an English ditty lovely well
+ And gave the tongue a helpful ornament,
+ A virtue that was never seen in you.
+
+HOTSPUR Marry,
+ And I am glad of it with all my heart:
+ I had rather be a kitten and cry mew
+ Than one of these same metre ballad-mongers;
+ I had rather hear a brazen canstick turn'd,
+ Or a dry wheel grate on the axle-tree;
+ And that would set my teeth nothing on edge,
+ Nothing so much as mincing poetry:
+ 'Tis like the forced gait of a shuffling nag.
+
+GLENDOWER Come, you shall have Trent turn'd.
+
+HOTSPUR I do not care: I'll give thrice so much land
+ To any well-deserving friend;
+ But in the way of bargain, mark ye me,
+ I'll cavil on the ninth part of a hair.
+ Are the indentures drawn? shall we be gone?
+
+GLENDOWER The moon shines fair; you may away by night:
+ I'll haste the writer and withal
+ Break with your wives of your departure hence:
+ I am afraid my daughter will run mad,
+ So much she doteth on her Mortimer.
+
+ [Exit GLENDOWER]
+
+MORTIMER Fie, cousin Percy! how you cross my father!
+
+HOTSPUR I cannot choose: sometime he angers me
+ With telling me of the mouldwarp and the ant,
+ Of the dreamer Merlin and his prophecies,
+ And of a dragon and a finless fish,
+ A clip-wing'd griffin and a moulten raven,
+ A couching lion and a ramping cat,
+ And such a deal of skimble-skamble stuff
+ As puts me from my faith. I tell you what;
+ He held me last night at least nine hours
+ In reckoning up the several devils' names
+ That were his lackeys: I cried 'hum,' and 'well, go to,'
+ But mark'd him not a word. O, he is as tedious
+ As a tired horse, a railing wife;
+ Worse than a smoky house: I had rather live
+ With cheese and garlic in a windmill, far,
+ Than feed on cates and have him talk to me
+ In any summer-house in Christendom.
+
+MORTIMER In faith, he is a worthy gentleman,
+ Exceedingly well read, and profited
+ In strange concealments, valiant as a lion
+ And as wondrous affable and as bountiful
+ As mines of India. Shall I tell you, cousin?
+ He holds your temper in a high respect
+ And curbs himself even of his natural scope
+ When you come 'cross his humour; faith, he does:
+ I warrant you, that man is not alive
+ Might so have tempted him as you have done,
+ Without the taste of danger and reproof:
+ But do not use it oft, let me entreat you.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER In faith, my lord, you are too wilful-blame;
+ And since your coming hither have done enough
+ To put him quite beside his patience.
+ You must needs learn, lord, to amend this fault:
+ Though sometimes it show greatness, courage, blood,--
+ And that's the dearest grace it renders you,--
+ Yet oftentimes it doth present harsh rage,
+ Defect of manners, want of government,
+ Pride, haughtiness, opinion and disdain:
+ The least of which haunting a nobleman
+ Loseth men's hearts and leaves behind a stain
+ Upon the beauty of all parts besides,
+ Beguiling them of commendation.
+
+HOTSPUR Well, I am school'd: good manners be your speed!
+ Here come our wives, and let us take our leave.
+
+ [Re-enter GLENDOWER with the ladies]
+
+MORTIMER This is the deadly spite that angers me;
+ My wife can speak no English, I no Welsh.
+
+GLENDOWER My daughter weeps: she will not part with you;
+ She'll be a soldier too, she'll to the wars.
+
+MORTIMER Good father, tell her that she and my aunt Percy
+ Shall follow in your conduct speedily.
+
+ [Glendower speaks to her in Welsh, and she
+ answers him in the same]
+
+GLENDOWER She is desperate here; a peevish self-wind harlotry,
+ one that no persuasion can do good upon.
+
+ [The lady speaks in Welsh]
+
+MORTIMER I understand thy looks: that pretty Welsh
+ Which thou pour'st down from these swelling heavens
+ I am too perfect in; and, but for shame,
+ In such a parley should I answer thee.
+
+ [The lady speaks again in Welsh]
+
+ I understand thy kisses and thou mine,
+ And that's a feeling disputation:
+ But I will never be a truant, love,
+ Till I have learned thy language; for thy tongue
+ Makes Welsh as sweet as ditties highly penn'd,
+ Sung by a fair queen in a summer's bower,
+ With ravishing division, to her lute.
+
+GLENDOWER Nay, if you melt, then will she run mad.
+
+ [The lady speaks again in Welsh]
+
+MORTIMER O, I am ignorance itself in this!
+
+GLENDOWER She bids you on the wanton rushes lay you down
+ And rest your gentle head upon her lap,
+ And she will sing the song that pleaseth you
+ And on your eyelids crown the god of sleep.
+ Charming your blood with pleasing heaviness,
+ Making such difference 'twixt wake and sleep
+ As is the difference betwixt day and night
+ The hour before the heavenly-harness'd team
+ Begins his golden progress in the east.
+
+MORTIMER With all my heart I'll sit and hear her sing:
+ By that time will our book, I think, be drawn
+
+GLENDOWER Do so;
+ And those musicians that shall play to you
+ Hang in the air a thousand leagues from hence,
+ And straight they shall be here: sit, and attend.
+
+HOTSPUR Come, Kate, thou art perfect in lying down: come,
+ quick, quick, that I may lay my head in thy lap.
+
+LADY PERCY Go, ye giddy goose.
+
+ [The music plays]
+
+HOTSPUR Now I perceive the devil understands Welsh;
+ And 'tis no marvel he is so humorous.
+ By'r lady, he is a good musician.
+
+LADY PERCY Then should you be nothing but musical for you are
+ altogether governed by humours. Lie still, ye thief,
+ and hear the lady sing in Welsh.
+
+HOTSPUR I had rather hear Lady, my brach, howl in Irish.
+
+LADY PERCY Wouldst thou have thy head broken?
+
+HOTSPUR No.
+
+LADY PERCY Then be still.
+
+HOTSPUR Neither;'tis a woman's fault.
+
+LADY PERCY Now God help thee!
+
+HOTSPUR To the Welsh lady's bed.
+
+LADY PERCY What's that?
+
+HOTSPUR Peace! she sings.
+
+ [Here the lady sings a Welsh song]
+
+HOTSPUR Come, Kate, I'll have your song too.
+
+LADY PERCY Not mine, in good sooth.
+
+HOTSPUR Not yours, in good sooth! Heart! you swear like a
+ comfit-maker's wife. 'Not you, in good sooth,' and
+ 'as true as I live,' and 'as God shall mend me,' and
+ 'as sure as day,'
+ And givest such sarcenet surety for thy oaths,
+ As if thou never walk'st further than Finsbury.
+ Swear me, Kate, like a lady as thou art,
+ A good mouth-filling oath, and leave 'in sooth,'
+ And such protest of pepper-gingerbread,
+ To velvet-guards and Sunday-citizens.
+ Come, sing.
+
+LADY PERCY I will not sing.
+
+HOTSPUR 'Tis the next way to turn tailor, or be red-breast
+ teacher. An the indentures be drawn, I'll away
+ within these two hours; and so, come in when ye will.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+GLENDOWER Come, come, Lord Mortimer; you are as slow
+ As hot Lord Percy is on fire to go.
+ By this our book is drawn; we'll but seal,
+ And then to horse immediately.
+
+MORTIMER With all my heart.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY IV, PRINCE HENRY, and others]
+
+KING HENRY IV Lords, give us leave; the Prince of Wales and I
+ Must have some private conference; but be near at hand,
+ For we shall presently have need of you.
+
+ [Exeunt Lords]
+
+ I know not whether God will have it so,
+ For some displeasing service I have done,
+ That, in his secret doom, out of my blood
+ He'll breed revengement and a scourge for me;
+ But thou dost in thy passages of life
+ Make me believe that thou art only mark'd
+ For the hot vengeance and the rod of heaven
+ To punish my mistreadings. Tell me else,
+ Could such inordinate and low desires,
+ Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,
+ Such barren pleasures, rude society,
+ As thou art match'd withal and grafted to,
+ Accompany the greatness of thy blood
+ And hold their level with thy princely heart?
+
+PRINCE HENRY So please your majesty, I would I could
+ Quit all offences with as clear excuse
+ As well as I am doubtless I can purge
+ Myself of many I am charged withal:
+ Yet such extenuation let me beg,
+ As, in reproof of many tales devised,
+ which oft the ear of greatness needs must hear,
+ By smiling pick-thanks and base news-mongers,
+ I may, for some things true, wherein my youth
+ Hath faulty wander'd and irregular,
+ Find pardon on my true submission.
+
+KING HENRY IV God pardon thee! yet let me wonder, Harry,
+ At thy affections, which do hold a wing
+ Quite from the flight of all thy ancestors.
+ Thy place in council thou hast rudely lost.
+ Which by thy younger brother is supplied,
+ And art almost an alien to the hearts
+ Of all the court and princes of my blood:
+ The hope and expectation of thy time
+ Is ruin'd, and the soul of every man
+ Prophetically doth forethink thy fall.
+ Had I so lavish of my presence been,
+ So common-hackney'd in the eyes of men,
+ So stale and cheap to vulgar company,
+ Opinion, that did help me to the crown,
+ Had still kept loyal to possession
+ And left me in reputeless banishment,
+ A fellow of no mark nor likelihood.
+ By being seldom seen, I could not stir
+ But like a comet I was wonder'd at;
+ That men would tell their children 'This is he;'
+ Others would say 'Where, which is Bolingbroke?'
+ And then I stole all courtesy from heaven,
+ And dress'd myself in such humility
+ That I did pluck allegiance from men's hearts,
+ Loud shouts and salutations from their mouths,
+ Even in the presence of the crowned king.
+ Thus did I keep my person fresh and new;
+ My presence, like a robe pontifical,
+ Ne'er seen but wonder'd at: and so my state,
+ Seldom but sumptuous, showed like a feast
+ And won by rareness such solemnity.
+ The skipping king, he ambled up and down
+ With shallow jesters and rash bavin wits,
+ Soon kindled and soon burnt; carded his state,
+ Mingled his royalty with capering fools,
+ Had his great name profaned with their scorns
+ And gave his countenance, against his name,
+ To laugh at gibing boys and stand the push
+ Of every beardless vain comparative,
+ Grew a companion to the common streets,
+ Enfeoff'd himself to popularity;
+ That, being daily swallow'd by men's eyes,
+ They surfeited with honey and began
+ To loathe the taste of sweetness, whereof a little
+ More than a little is by much too much.
+ So when he had occasion to be seen,
+ He was but as the cuckoo is in June,
+ Heard, not regarded; seen, but with such eyes
+ As, sick and blunted with community,
+ Afford no extraordinary gaze,
+ Such as is bent on sun-like majesty
+ When it shines seldom in admiring eyes;
+ But rather drowzed and hung their eyelids down,
+ Slept in his face and render'd such aspect
+ As cloudy men use to their adversaries,
+ Being with his presence glutted, gorged and full.
+ And in that very line, Harry, standest thou;
+ For thou has lost thy princely privilege
+ With vile participation: not an eye
+ But is a-weary of thy common sight,
+ Save mine, which hath desired to see thee more;
+ Which now doth that I would not have it do,
+ Make blind itself with foolish tenderness.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I shall hereafter, my thrice gracious lord,
+ Be more myself.
+
+KING HENRY IV For all the world
+ As thou art to this hour was Richard then
+ When I from France set foot at Ravenspurgh,
+ And even as I was then is Percy now.
+ Now, by my sceptre and my soul to boot,
+ He hath more worthy interest to the state
+ Than thou the shadow of succession;
+ For of no right, nor colour like to right,
+ He doth fill fields with harness in the realm,
+ Turns head against the lion's armed jaws,
+ And, being no more in debt to years than thou,
+ Leads ancient lords and reverend bishops on
+ To bloody battles and to bruising arms.
+ What never-dying honour hath he got
+ Against renowned Douglas! whose high deeds,
+ Whose hot incursions and great name in arms
+ Holds from all soldiers chief majority
+ And military title capital
+ Through all the kingdoms that acknowledge Christ:
+ Thrice hath this Hotspur, Mars in swathling clothes,
+ This infant warrior, in his enterprises
+ Discomfited great Douglas, ta'en him once,
+ Enlarged him and made a friend of him,
+ To fill the mouth of deep defiance up
+ And shake the peace and safety of our throne.
+ And what say you to this? Percy, Northumberland,
+ The Archbishop's grace of York, Douglas, Mortimer,
+ Capitulate against us and are up.
+ But wherefore do I tell these news to thee?
+ Why, Harry, do I tell thee of my foes,
+ Which art my near'st and dearest enemy?
+ Thou that art like enough, through vassal fear,
+ Base inclination and the start of spleen
+ To fight against me under Percy's pay,
+ To dog his heels and curtsy at his frowns,
+ To show how much thou art degenerate.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Do not think so; you shall not find it so:
+ And God forgive them that so much have sway'd
+ Your majesty's good thoughts away from me!
+ I will redeem all this on Percy's head
+ And in the closing of some glorious day
+ Be bold to tell you that I am your son;
+ When I will wear a garment all of blood
+ And stain my favours in a bloody mask,
+ Which, wash'd away, shall scour my shame with it:
+ And that shall be the day, whene'er it lights,
+ That this same child of honour and renown,
+ This gallant Hotspur, this all-praised knight,
+ And your unthought-of Harry chance to meet.
+ For every honour sitting on his helm,
+ Would they were multitudes, and on my head
+ My shames redoubled! for the time will come,
+ That I shall make this northern youth exchange
+ His glorious deeds for my indignities.
+ Percy is but my factor, good my lord,
+ To engross up glorious deeds on my behalf;
+ And I will call him to so strict account,
+ That he shall render every glory up,
+ Yea, even the slightest worship of his time,
+ Or I will tear the reckoning from his heart.
+ This, in the name of God, I promise here:
+ The which if He be pleased I shall perform,
+ I do beseech your majesty may salve
+ The long-grown wounds of my intemperance:
+ If not, the end of life cancels all bands;
+ And I will die a hundred thousand deaths
+ Ere break the smallest parcel of this vow.
+
+KING HENRY IV A hundred thousand rebels die in this:
+ Thou shalt have charge and sovereign trust herein.
+
+ [Enter BLUNT]
+
+ How now, good Blunt? thy looks are full of speed.
+
+SIR WALTER BLUNT So hath the business that I come to speak of.
+ Lord Mortimer of Scotland hath sent word
+ That Douglas and the English rebels met
+ The eleventh of this month at Shrewsbury
+ A mighty and a fearful head they are,
+ If promises be kept on every hand,
+ As ever offer'd foul play in the state.
+
+KING HENRY IV The Earl of Westmoreland set forth to-day;
+ With him my son, Lord John of Lancaster;
+ For this advertisement is five days old:
+ On Wednesday next, Harry, you shall set forward;
+ On Thursday we ourselves will march: our meeting
+ Is Bridgenorth: and, Harry, you shall march
+ Through Gloucestershire; by which account,
+ Our business valued, some twelve days hence
+ Our general forces at Bridgenorth shall meet.
+ Our hands are full of business: let's away;
+ Advantage feeds him fat, while men delay.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III Eastcheap. The Boar's-Head Tavern.
+
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF and BARDOLPH]
+
+FALSTAFF Bardolph, am I not fallen away vilely since this last
+ action? do I not bate? do I not dwindle? Why my
+ skin hangs about me like an like an old lady's loose
+ gown; I am withered like an old apple-john. Well,
+ I'll repent, and that suddenly, while I am in some
+ liking; I shall be out of heart shortly, and then I
+ shall have no strength to repent. An I have not
+ forgotten what the inside of a church is made of, I
+ am a peppercorn, a brewer's horse: the inside of a
+ church! Company, villanous company, hath been the
+ spoil of me.
+
+BARDOLPH Sir John, you are so fretful, you cannot live long.
+
+FALSTAFF Why, there is it: come sing me a bawdy song; make
+ me merry. I was as virtuously given as a gentleman
+ need to be; virtuous enough; swore little; diced not
+ above seven times a week; went to a bawdy-house once
+ in a quarter--of an hour; paid money that I
+ borrowed, three of four times; lived well and in
+ good compass: and now I live out of all order, out
+ of all compass.
+
+BARDOLPH Why, you are so fat, Sir John, that you must needs
+ be out of all compass, out of all reasonable
+ compass, Sir John.
+
+FALSTAFF Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life:
+ thou art our admiral, thou bearest the lantern in
+ the poop, but 'tis in the nose of thee; thou art the
+ Knight of the Burning Lamp.
+
+BARDOLPH Why, Sir John, my face does you no harm.
+
+FALSTAFF No, I'll be sworn; I make as good use of it as many
+ a man doth of a Death's-head or a memento mori: I
+ never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire and
+ Dives that lived in purple; for there he is in his
+ robes, burning, burning. If thou wert any way
+ given to virtue, I would swear by thy face; my oath
+ should be 'By this fire, that's God's angel:' but
+ thou art altogether given over; and wert indeed, but
+ for the light in thy face, the son of utter
+ darkness. When thou rannest up Gadshill in the
+ night to catch my horse, if I did not think thou
+ hadst been an ignis fatuus or a ball of wildfire,
+ there's no purchase in money. O, thou art a
+ perpetual triumph, an everlasting bonfire-light!
+ Thou hast saved me a thousand marks in links and
+ torches, walking with thee in the night betwixt
+ tavern and tavern: but the sack that thou hast
+ drunk me would have bought me lights as good cheap
+ at the dearest chandler's in Europe. I have
+ maintained that salamander of yours with fire any
+ time this two and thirty years; God reward me for
+ it!
+
+BARDOLPH 'Sblood, I would my face were in your belly!
+
+FALSTAFF God-a-mercy! so should I be sure to be heart-burned.
+
+ [Enter Hostess]
+
+ How now, Dame Partlet the hen! have you inquired
+ yet who picked my pocket?
+
+Hostess Why, Sir John, what do you think, Sir John? do you
+ think I keep thieves in my house? I have searched,
+ I have inquired, so has my husband, man by man, boy
+ by boy, servant by servant: the tithe of a hair
+ was never lost in my house before.
+
+FALSTAFF Ye lie, hostess: Bardolph was shaved and lost many
+ a hair; and I'll be sworn my pocket was picked. Go
+ to, you are a woman, go.
+
+Hostess Who, I? no; I defy thee: God's light, I was never
+ called so in mine own house before.
+
+FALSTAFF Go to, I know you well enough.
+
+Hostess No, Sir John; You do not know me, Sir John. I know
+ you, Sir John: you owe me money, Sir John; and now
+ you pick a quarrel to beguile me of it: I bought
+ you a dozen of shirts to your back.
+
+FALSTAFF Dowlas, filthy dowlas: I have given them away to
+ bakers' wives, and they have made bolters of them.
+
+Hostess Now, as I am a true woman, holland of eight
+ shillings an ell. You owe money here besides, Sir
+ John, for your diet and by-drinkings, and money lent
+ you, four and twenty pound.
+
+FALSTAFF He had his part of it; let him pay.
+
+Hostess He? alas, he is poor; he hath nothing.
+
+FALSTAFF How! poor? look upon his face; what call you rich?
+ let them coin his nose, let them coin his cheeks:
+ Ill not pay a denier. What, will you make a younker
+ of me? shall I not take mine case in mine inn but I
+ shall have my pocket picked? I have lost a
+ seal-ring of my grandfather's worth forty mark.
+
+Hostess O Jesu, I have heard the prince tell him, I know not
+ how oft, that ring was copper!
+
+FALSTAFF How! the prince is a Jack, a sneak-cup: 'sblood, an
+ he were here, I would cudgel him like a dog, if he
+ would say so.
+
+ [Enter PRINCE HENRY and PETO, marching, and FALSTAFF
+ meets them playing on his truncheon like a life]
+
+ How now, lad! is the wind in that door, i' faith?
+ must we all march?
+
+BARDOLPH Yea, two and two, Newgate fashion.
+
+Hostess My lord, I pray you, hear me.
+
+PRINCE HENRY What sayest thou, Mistress Quickly? How doth thy
+ husband? I love him well; he is an honest man.
+
+Hostess Good my lord, hear me.
+
+FALSTAFF Prithee, let her alone, and list to me.
+
+PRINCE HENRY What sayest thou, Jack?
+
+FALSTAFF The other night I fell asleep here behind the arras
+ and had my pocket picked: this house is turned
+ bawdy-house; they pick pockets.
+
+PRINCE HENRY What didst thou lose, Jack?
+
+FALSTAFF Wilt thou believe me, Hal? three or four bonds of
+ forty pound apiece, and a seal-ring of my
+ grandfather's.
+
+PRINCE HENRY A trifle, some eight-penny matter.
+
+Hostess So I told him, my lord; and I said I heard your
+ grace say so: and, my lord, he speaks most vilely
+ of you, like a foul-mouthed man as he is; and said
+ he would cudgel you.
+
+PRINCE HENRY What! he did not?
+
+Hostess There's neither faith, truth, nor womanhood in me else.
+
+FALSTAFF There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed
+ prune; nor no more truth in thee than in a drawn
+ fox; and for womanhood, Maid Marian may be the
+ deputy's wife of the ward to thee. Go, you thing,
+ go
+
+Hostess Say, what thing? what thing?
+
+FALSTAFF What thing! why, a thing to thank God on.
+
+Hostess I am no thing to thank God on, I would thou
+ shouldst know it; I am an honest man's wife: and,
+ setting thy knighthood aside, thou art a knave to
+ call me so.
+
+FALSTAFF Setting thy womanhood aside, thou art a beast to say
+ otherwise.
+
+Hostess Say, what beast, thou knave, thou?
+
+FALSTAFF What beast! why, an otter.
+
+PRINCE HENRY An otter, Sir John! Why an otter?
+
+FALSTAFF Why, she's neither fish nor flesh; a man knows not
+ where to have her.
+
+Hostess Thou art an unjust man in saying so: thou or any
+ man knows where to have me, thou knave, thou!
+
+PRINCE HENRY Thou sayest true, hostess; and he slanders thee most grossly.
+
+Hostess So he doth you, my lord; and said this other day you
+ ought him a thousand pound.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Sirrah, do I owe you a thousand pound?
+
+FALSTAFF A thousand pound, Ha! a million: thy love is worth
+ a million: thou owest me thy love.
+
+Hostess Nay, my lord, he called you Jack, and said he would
+ cudgel you.
+
+FALSTAFF Did I, Bardolph?
+
+BARDOLPH Indeed, Sir John, you said so.
+
+FALSTAFF Yea, if he said my ring was copper.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I say 'tis copper: darest thou be as good as thy word now?
+
+FALSTAFF Why, Hal, thou knowest, as thou art but man, I dare:
+ but as thou art prince, I fear thee as I fear the
+ roaring of a lion's whelp.
+
+PRINCE HENRY And why not as the lion?
+
+FALSTAFF The king is to be feared as the lion: dost thou
+ think I'll fear thee as I fear thy father? nay, an
+ I do, I pray God my girdle break.
+
+PRINCE HENRY O, if it should, how would thy guts fall about thy
+ knees! But, sirrah, there's no room for faith,
+ truth, nor honesty in this bosom of thine; it is all
+ filled up with guts and midriff. Charge an honest
+ woman with picking thy pocket! why, thou whoreson,
+ impudent, embossed rascal, if there were anything in
+ thy pocket but tavern-reckonings, memorandums of
+ bawdy-houses, and one poor penny-worth of
+ sugar-candy to make thee long-winded, if thy pocket
+ were enriched with any other injuries but these, I
+ am a villain: and yet you will stand to if; you will
+ not pocket up wrong: art thou not ashamed?
+
+FALSTAFF Dost thou hear, Hal? thou knowest in the state of
+ innocency Adam fell; and what should poor Jack
+ Falstaff do in the days of villany? Thou seest I
+ have more flesh than another man, and therefore more
+ frailty. You confess then, you picked my pocket?
+
+PRINCE HENRY It appears so by the story.
+
+FALSTAFF Hostess, I forgive thee: go, make ready breakfast;
+ love thy husband, look to thy servants, cherish thy
+ guests: thou shalt find me tractable to any honest
+ reason: thou seest I am pacified still. Nay,
+ prithee, be gone.
+
+ [Exit Hostess]
+
+ Now Hal, to the news at court: for the robbery,
+ lad, how is that answered?
+
+PRINCE HENRY O, my sweet beef, I must still be good angel to
+ thee: the money is paid back again.
+
+FALSTAFF O, I do not like that paying back; 'tis a double labour.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I am good friends with my father and may do any thing.
+
+FALSTAFF Rob me the exchequer the first thing thou doest, and
+ do it with unwashed hands too.
+
+BARDOLPH Do, my lord.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I have procured thee, Jack, a charge of foot.
+
+FALSTAFF I would it had been of horse. Where shall I find
+ one that can steal well? O for a fine thief, of the
+ age of two and twenty or thereabouts! I am
+ heinously unprovided. Well, God be thanked for
+ these rebels, they offend none but the virtuous: I
+ laud them, I praise them.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Bardolph!
+
+BARDOLPH My lord?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Go bear this letter to Lord John of Lancaster, to my
+ brother John; this to my Lord of Westmoreland.
+
+ [Exit Bardolph]
+
+ Go, Peto, to horse, to horse; for thou and I have
+ thirty miles to ride yet ere dinner time.
+
+ [Exit Peto]
+
+ Jack, meet me to-morrow in the temple hall at two
+ o'clock in the afternoon.
+ There shalt thou know thy charge; and there receive
+ Money and order for their furniture.
+ The land is burning; Percy stands on high;
+ And either we or they must lower lie.
+
+ [Exit PRINCE HENRY]
+
+FALSTAFF Rare words! brave world! Hostess, my breakfast, come!
+ O, I could wish this tavern were my drum!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I The rebel camp near Shrewsbury.
+
+
+ [Enter HOTSPUR, WORCESTER, and DOUGLAS]
+
+HOTSPUR Well said, my noble Scot: if speaking truth
+ In this fine age were not thought flattery,
+ Such attribution should the Douglas have,
+ As not a soldier of this season's stamp
+ Should go so general current through the world.
+ By God, I cannot flatter; I do defy
+ The tongues of soothers; but a braver place
+ In my heart's love hath no man than yourself:
+ Nay, task me to my word; approve me, lord.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS Thou art the king of honour:
+ No man so potent breathes upon the ground
+ But I will beard him.
+
+HOTSPUR Do so, and 'tis well.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger with letters]
+
+ What letters hast thou there?--I can but thank you.
+
+Messenger These letters come from your father.
+
+HOTSPUR Letters from him! why comes he not himself?
+
+Messenger He cannot come, my lord; he is grievous sick.
+
+HOTSPUR 'Zounds! how has he the leisure to be sick
+ In such a rustling time? Who leads his power?
+ Under whose government come they along?
+
+Messenger His letters bear his mind, not I, my lord.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER I prithee, tell me, doth he keep his bed?
+
+Messenger He did, my lord, four days ere I set forth;
+ And at the time of my departure thence
+ He was much fear'd by his physicians.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER I would the state of time had first been whole
+ Ere he by sickness had been visited:
+ His health was never better worth than now.
+
+HOTSPUR Sick now! droop now! this sickness doth infect
+ The very life-blood of our enterprise;
+ 'Tis catching hither, even to our camp.
+ He writes me here, that inward sickness--
+ And that his friends by deputation could not
+ So soon be drawn, nor did he think it meet
+ To lay so dangerous and dear a trust
+ On any soul removed but on his own.
+ Yet doth he give us bold advertisement,
+ That with our small conjunction we should on,
+ To see how fortune is disposed to us;
+ For, as he writes, there is no quailing now.
+ Because the king is certainly possess'd
+ Of all our purposes. What say you to it?
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Your father's sickness is a maim to us.
+
+HOTSPUR A perilous gash, a very limb lopp'd off:
+ And yet, in faith, it is not; his present want
+ Seems more than we shall find it: were it good
+ To set the exact wealth of all our states
+ All at one cast? to set so rich a main
+ On the nice hazard of one doubtful hour?
+ It were not good; for therein should we read
+ The very bottom and the soul of hope,
+ The very list, the very utmost bound
+ Of all our fortunes.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS 'Faith, and so we should;
+ Where now remains a sweet reversion:
+ We may boldly spend upon the hope of what
+ Is to come in:
+ A comfort of retirement lives in this.
+
+HOTSPUR A rendezvous, a home to fly unto.
+ If that the devil and mischance look big
+ Upon the maidenhead of our affairs.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER But yet I would your father had been here.
+ The quality and hair of our attempt
+ Brooks no division: it will be thought
+ By some, that know not why he is away,
+ That wisdom, loyalty and mere dislike
+ Of our proceedings kept the earl from hence:
+ And think how such an apprehension
+ May turn the tide of fearful faction
+ And breed a kind of question in our cause;
+ For well you know we of the offering side
+ Must keep aloof from strict arbitrement,
+ And stop all sight-holes, every loop from whence
+ The eye of reason may pry in upon us:
+ This absence of your father's draws a curtain,
+ That shows the ignorant a kind of fear
+ Before not dreamt of.
+
+HOTSPUR You strain too far.
+ I rather of his absence make this use:
+ It lends a lustre and more great opinion,
+ A larger dare to our great enterprise,
+ Than if the earl were here; for men must think,
+ If we without his help can make a head
+ To push against a kingdom, with his help
+ We shall o'erturn it topsy-turvy down.
+ Yet all goes well, yet all our joints are whole.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS As heart can think: there is not such a word
+ Spoke of in Scotland as this term of fear.
+
+ [Enter SIR RICHARD VERNON]
+
+HOTSPUR My cousin Vernon, welcome, by my soul.
+
+VERNON Pray God my news be worth a welcome, lord.
+ The Earl of Westmoreland, seven thousand strong,
+ Is marching hitherwards; with him Prince John.
+
+HOTSPUR No harm: what more?
+
+VERNON And further, I have learn'd,
+ The king himself in person is set forth,
+ Or hitherwards intended speedily,
+ With strong and mighty preparation.
+
+HOTSPUR He shall be welcome too. Where is his son,
+ The nimble-footed madcap Prince of Wales,
+ And his comrades, that daff'd the world aside,
+ And bid it pass?
+
+VERNON All furnish'd, all in arms;
+ All plumed like estridges that with the wind
+ Baited like eagles having lately bathed;
+ Glittering in golden coats, like images;
+ As full of spirit as the month of May,
+ And gorgeous as the sun at midsummer;
+ Wanton as youthful goats, wild as young bulls.
+ I saw young Harry, with his beaver on,
+ His cuisses on his thighs, gallantly arm'd
+ Rise from the ground like feather'd Mercury,
+ And vaulted with such ease into his seat,
+ As if an angel dropp'd down from the clouds,
+ To turn and wind a fiery Pegasus
+ And witch the world with noble horsemanship.
+
+HOTSPUR No more, no more: worse than the sun in March,
+ This praise doth nourish agues. Let them come:
+ They come like sacrifices in their trim,
+ And to the fire-eyed maid of smoky war
+ All hot and bleeding will we offer them:
+ The mailed Mars shall on his altar sit
+ Up to the ears in blood. I am on fire
+ To hear this rich reprisal is so nigh
+ And yet not ours. Come, let me taste my horse,
+ Who is to bear me like a thunderbolt
+ Against the bosom of the Prince of Wales:
+ Harry to Harry shall, hot horse to horse,
+ Meet and ne'er part till one drop down a corse.
+ O that Glendower were come!
+
+VERNON There is more news:
+ I learn'd in Worcester, as I rode along,
+ He cannot draw his power this fourteen days.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS That's the worst tidings that I hear of yet.
+
+WORCESTER Ay, by my faith, that bears a frosty sound.
+
+HOTSPUR What may the king's whole battle reach unto?
+
+VERNON To thirty thousand.
+
+HOTSPUR Forty let it be:
+ My father and Glendower being both away,
+ The powers of us may serve so great a day
+ Come, let us take a muster speedily:
+ Doomsday is near; die all, die merrily.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS Talk not of dying: I am out of fear
+ Of death or death's hand for this one-half year.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II A public road near Coventry.
+
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF and BARDOLPH]
+
+FALSTAFF Bardolph, get thee before to Coventry; fill me a
+ bottle of sack: our soldiers shall march through;
+ we'll to Sutton Co'fil' tonight.
+
+BARDOLPH Will you give me money, captain?
+
+FALSTAFF Lay out, lay out.
+
+BARDOLPH This bottle makes an angel.
+
+FALSTAFF An if it do, take it for thy labour; and if it make
+ twenty, take them all; I'll answer the coinage. Bid
+ my lieutenant Peto meet me at town's end.
+
+BARDOLPH I will, captain: farewell.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FALSTAFF If I be not ashamed of my soldiers, I am a soused
+ gurnet. I have misused the king's press damnably.
+ I have got, in exchange of a hundred and fifty
+ soldiers, three hundred and odd pounds. I press me
+ none but good house-holders, yeoman's sons; inquire
+ me out contracted bachelors, such as had been asked
+ twice on the banns; such a commodity of warm slaves,
+ as had as lieve hear the devil as a drum; such as
+ fear the report of a caliver worse than a struck
+ fowl or a hurt wild-duck. I pressed me none but such
+ toasts-and-butter, with hearts in their bellies no
+ bigger than pins' heads, and they have bought out
+ their services; and now my whole charge consists of
+ ancients, corporals, lieutenants, gentlemen of
+ companies, slaves as ragged as Lazarus in the
+ painted cloth, where the glutton's dogs licked his
+ sores; and such as indeed were never soldiers, but
+ discarded unjust serving-men, younger sons to
+ younger brothers, revolted tapsters and ostlers
+ trade-fallen, the cankers of a calm world and a
+ long peace, ten times more dishonourable ragged than
+ an old faced ancient: and such have I, to fill up
+ the rooms of them that have bought out their
+ services, that you would think that I had a hundred
+ and fifty tattered prodigals lately come from
+ swine-keeping, from eating draff and husks. A mad
+ fellow met me on the way and told me I had unloaded
+ all the gibbets and pressed the dead bodies. No eye
+ hath seen such scarecrows. I'll not march through
+ Coventry with them, that's flat: nay, and the
+ villains march wide betwixt the legs, as if they had
+ gyves on; for indeed I had the most of them out of
+ prison. There's but a shirt and a half in all my
+ company; and the half shirt is two napkins tacked
+ together and thrown over the shoulders like an
+ herald's coat without sleeves; and the shirt, to say
+ the truth, stolen from my host at Saint Alban's, or
+ the red-nose innkeeper of Daventry. But that's all
+ one; they'll find linen enough on every hedge.
+
+ [Enter the PRINCE and WESTMORELAND]
+
+PRINCE HENRY How now, blown Jack! how now, quilt!
+
+FALSTAFF What, Hal! how now, mad wag! what a devil dost thou
+ in Warwickshire? My good Lord of Westmoreland, I
+ cry you mercy: I thought your honour had already been
+ at Shrewsbury.
+
+WESTMORELAND Faith, Sir John,'tis more than time that I were
+ there, and you too; but my powers are there already.
+ The king, I can tell you, looks for us all: we must
+ away all night.
+
+FALSTAFF Tut, never fear me: I am as vigilant as a cat to
+ steal cream.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I think, to steal cream indeed, for thy theft hath
+ already made thee butter. But tell me, Jack, whose
+ fellows are these that come after?
+
+FALSTAFF Mine, Hal, mine.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I did never see such pitiful rascals.
+
+FALSTAFF Tut, tut; good enough to toss; food for powder, food
+ for powder; they'll fill a pit as well as better:
+ tush, man, mortal men, mortal men.
+
+WESTMORELAND Ay, but, Sir John, methinks they are exceeding poor
+ and bare, too beggarly.
+
+FALSTAFF 'Faith, for their poverty, I know not where they had
+ that; and for their bareness, I am sure they never
+ learned that of me.
+
+PRINCE HENRY No I'll be sworn; unless you call three fingers on
+ the ribs bare. But, sirrah, make haste: Percy is
+ already in the field.
+
+FALSTAFF What, is the king encamped?
+
+WESTMORELAND He is, Sir John: I fear we shall stay too long.
+
+FALSTAFF Well,
+ To the latter end of a fray and the beginning of a feast
+ Fits a dull fighter and a keen guest.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III The rebel camp near Shrewsbury.
+
+
+ [Enter HOTSPUR, WORCESTER, DOUGLAS, and VERNON]
+
+HOTSPUR We'll fight with him to-night.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER It may not be.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS You give him then the advantage.
+
+VERNON Not a whit.
+
+HOTSPUR Why say you so? looks he not for supply?
+
+VERNON So do we.
+
+HOTSPUR His is certain, ours is doubtful.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Good cousin, be advised; stir not tonight.
+
+VERNON Do not, my lord.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS You do not counsel well:
+ You speak it out of fear and cold heart.
+
+VERNON Do me no slander, Douglas: by my life,
+ And I dare well maintain it with my life,
+ If well-respected honour bid me on,
+ I hold as little counsel with weak fear
+ As you, my lord, or any Scot that this day lives:
+ Let it be seen to-morrow in the battle
+ Which of us fears.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS Yea, or to-night.
+
+VERNON Content.
+
+HOTSPUR To-night, say I.
+
+VERNON Come, come it nay not be. I wonder much,
+ Being men of such great leading as you are,
+ That you foresee not what impediments
+ Drag back our expedition: certain horse
+ Of my cousin Vernon's are not yet come up:
+ Your uncle Worcester's horse came but today;
+ And now their pride and mettle is asleep,
+ Their courage with hard labour tame and dull,
+ That not a horse is half the half of himself.
+
+HOTSPUR So are the horses of the enemy
+ In general, journey-bated and brought low:
+ The better part of ours are full of rest.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER The number of the king exceedeth ours:
+ For God's sake. cousin, stay till all come in.
+
+ [The trumpet sounds a parley]
+
+ [Enter SIR WALTER BLUNT]
+
+SIR WALTER BLUNT I come with gracious offers from the king,
+ if you vouchsafe me hearing and respect.
+
+HOTSPUR Welcome, Sir Walter Blunt; and would to God
+ You were of our determination!
+ Some of us love you well; and even those some
+ Envy your great deservings and good name,
+ Because you are not of our quality,
+ But stand against us like an enemy.
+
+SIR WALTER BLUNT And God defend but still I should stand so,
+ So long as out of limit and true rule
+ You stand against anointed majesty.
+ But to my charge. The king hath sent to know
+ The nature of your griefs, and whereupon
+ You conjure from the breast of civil peace
+ Such bold hostility, teaching his duteous land
+ Audacious cruelty. If that the king
+ Have any way your good deserts forgot,
+ Which he confesseth to be manifold,
+ He bids you name your griefs; and with all speed
+ You shall have your desires with interest
+ And pardon absolute for yourself and these
+ Herein misled by your suggestion.
+
+HOTSPUR The king is kind; and well we know the king
+ Knows at what time to promise, when to pay.
+ My father and my uncle and myself
+ Did give him that same royalty he wears;
+ And when he was not six and twenty strong,
+ Sick in the world's regard, wretched and low,
+ A poor unminded outlaw sneaking home,
+ My father gave him welcome to the shore;
+ And when he heard him swear and vow to God
+ He came but to be Duke of Lancaster,
+ To sue his livery and beg his peace,
+ With tears of innocency and terms of zeal,
+ My father, in kind heart and pity moved,
+ Swore him assistance and perform'd it too.
+ Now when the lords and barons of the realm
+ Perceived Northumberland did lean to him,
+ The more and less came in with cap and knee;
+ Met him in boroughs, cities, villages,
+ Attended him on bridges, stood in lanes,
+ Laid gifts before him, proffer'd him their oaths,
+ Gave him their heirs, as pages follow'd him
+ Even at the heels in golden multitudes.
+ He presently, as greatness knows itself,
+ Steps me a little higher than his vow
+ Made to my father, while his blood was poor,
+ Upon the naked shore at Ravenspurgh;
+ And now, forsooth, takes on him to reform
+ Some certain edicts and some strait decrees
+ That lie too heavy on the commonwealth,
+ Cries out upon abuses, seems to weep
+ Over his country's wrongs; and by this face,
+ This seeming brow of justice, did he win
+ The hearts of all that he did angle for;
+ Proceeded further; cut me off the heads
+ Of all the favourites that the absent king
+ In deputation left behind him here,
+ When he was personal in the Irish war.
+
+SIR WALTER BLUNT Tut, I came not to hear this.
+
+HOTSPUR Then to the point.
+ In short time after, he deposed the king;
+ Soon after that, deprived him of his life;
+ And in the neck of that, task'd the whole state:
+ To make that worse, suffer'd his kinsman March,
+ Who is, if every owner were well placed,
+ Indeed his king, to be engaged in Wales,
+ There without ransom to lie forfeited;
+ Disgraced me in my happy victories,
+ Sought to entrap me by intelligence;
+ Rated mine uncle from the council-board;
+ In rage dismiss'd my father from the court;
+ Broke oath on oath, committed wrong on wrong,
+ And in conclusion drove us to seek out
+ This head of safety; and withal to pry
+ Into his title, the which we find
+ Too indirect for long continuance.
+
+SIR WALTER BLUNT Shall I return this answer to the king?
+
+HOTSPUR Not so, Sir Walter: we'll withdraw awhile.
+ Go to the king; and let there be impawn'd
+ Some surety for a safe return again,
+ And in the morning early shall my uncle
+ Bring him our purposes: and so farewell.
+
+SIR WALTER BLUNT I would you would accept of grace and love.
+
+HOTSPUR And may be so we shall.
+
+SIR WALTER BLUNT Pray God you do.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV York. The ARCHBISHOP'S palace.
+
+
+ [Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF YORK and SIR MICHAEL]
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Hie, good Sir Michael; bear this sealed brief
+ With winged haste to the lord marshal;
+ This to my cousin Scroop, and all the rest
+ To whom they are directed. If you knew
+ How much they do to import, you would make haste.
+
+SIR MICHAEL My good lord,
+ I guess their tenor.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Like enough you do.
+ To-morrow, good Sir Michael, is a day
+ Wherein the fortune of ten thousand men
+ Must bide the touch; for, sir, at Shrewsbury,
+ As I am truly given to understand,
+ The king with mighty and quick-raised power
+ Meets with Lord Harry: and, I fear, Sir Michael,
+ What with the sickness of Northumberland,
+ Whose power was in the first proportion,
+ And what with Owen Glendower's absence thence,
+ Who with them was a rated sinew too
+ And comes not in, o'er-ruled by prophecies,
+ I fear the power of Percy is too weak
+ To wage an instant trial with the king.
+
+SIR MICHAEL Why, my good lord, you need not fear;
+ There is Douglas and Lord Mortimer.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK No, Mortimer is not there.
+
+SIR MICHAEL But there is Mordake, Vernon, Lord Harry Percy,
+ And there is my Lord of Worcester and a head
+ Of gallant warriors, noble gentlemen.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK And so there is: but yet the king hath drawn
+ The special head of all the land together:
+ The Prince of Wales, Lord John of Lancaster,
+ The noble Westmoreland and warlike Blunt;
+ And moe corrivals and dear men
+ Of estimation and command in arms.
+
+SIR MICHAEL Doubt not, my lord, they shall be well opposed.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK I hope no less, yet needful 'tis to fear;
+ And, to prevent the worst, Sir Michael, speed:
+ For if Lord Percy thrive not, ere the king
+ Dismiss his power, he means to visit us,
+ For he hath heard of our confederacy,
+ And 'tis but wisdom to make strong against him:
+ Therefore make haste. I must go write again
+ To other friends; and so farewell, Sir Michael.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I KING HENRY IV's camp near Shrewsbury.
+
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY, PRINCE HENRY, Lord John of
+ LANCASTER, EARL OF WESTMORELAND, SIR WALTER BLUNT,
+ and FALSTAFF]
+
+KING HENRY IV How bloodily the sun begins to peer
+ Above yon busky hill! the day looks pale
+ At his distemperature.
+
+PRINCE HENRY The southern wind
+ Doth play the trumpet to his purposes,
+ And by his hollow whistling in the leaves
+ Foretells a tempest and a blustering day.
+
+KING HENRY IV Then with the losers let it sympathize,
+ For nothing can seem foul to those that win.
+
+ [The trumpet sounds]
+
+ [Enter WORCESTER and VERNON]
+
+ How now, my Lord of Worcester! 'tis not well
+ That you and I should meet upon such terms
+ As now we meet. You have deceived our trust,
+ And made us doff our easy robes of peace,
+ To crush our old limbs in ungentle steel:
+ This is not well, my lord, this is not well.
+ What say you to it? will you again unknit
+ This curlish knot of all-abhorred war?
+ And move in that obedient orb again
+ Where you did give a fair and natural light,
+ And be no more an exhaled meteor,
+ A prodigy of fear and a portent
+ Of broached mischief to the unborn times?
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Hear me, my liege:
+ For mine own part, I could be well content
+ To entertain the lag-end of my life
+ With quiet hours; for I do protest,
+ I have not sought the day of this dislike.
+
+KING HENRY IV You have not sought it! how comes it, then?
+
+FALSTAFF Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Peace, chewet, peace!
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER It pleased your majesty to turn your looks
+ Of favour from myself and all our house;
+ And yet I must remember you, my lord,
+ We were the first and dearest of your friends.
+ For you my staff of office did I break
+ In Richard's time; and posted day and night
+ to meet you on the way, and kiss your hand,
+ When yet you were in place and in account
+ Nothing so strong and fortunate as I.
+ It was myself, my brother and his son,
+ That brought you home and boldly did outdare
+ The dangers of the time. You swore to us,
+ And you did swear that oath at Doncaster,
+ That you did nothing purpose 'gainst the state;
+ Nor claim no further than your new-fall'n right,
+ The seat of Gaunt, dukedom of Lancaster:
+ To this we swore our aid. But in short space
+ It rain'd down fortune showering on your head;
+ And such a flood of greatness fell on you,
+ What with our help, what with the absent king,
+ What with the injuries of a wanton time,
+ The seeming sufferances that you had borne,
+ And the contrarious winds that held the king
+ So long in his unlucky Irish wars
+ That all in England did repute him dead:
+ And from this swarm of fair advantages
+ You took occasion to be quickly woo'd
+ To gripe the general sway into your hand;
+ Forget your oath to us at Doncaster;
+ And being fed by us you used us so
+ As that ungentle hull, the cuckoo's bird,
+ Useth the sparrow; did oppress our nest;
+ Grew by our feeding to so great a bulk
+ That even our love durst not come near your sight
+ For fear of swallowing; but with nimble wing
+ We were enforced, for safety sake, to fly
+ Out of sight and raise this present head;
+ Whereby we stand opposed by such means
+ As you yourself have forged against yourself
+ By unkind usage, dangerous countenance,
+ And violation of all faith and troth
+ Sworn to us in your younger enterprise.
+
+KING HENRY IV These things indeed you have articulate,
+ Proclaim'd at market-crosses, read in churches,
+ To face the garment of rebellion
+ With some fine colour that may please the eye
+ Of fickle changelings and poor discontents,
+ Which gape and rub the elbow at the news
+ Of hurlyburly innovation:
+ And never yet did insurrection want
+ Such water-colours to impaint his cause;
+ Nor moody beggars, starving for a time
+ Of pellmell havoc and confusion.
+
+PRINCE HENRY In both your armies there is many a soul
+ Shall pay full dearly for this encounter,
+ If once they join in trial. Tell your nephew,
+ The Prince of Wales doth join with all the world
+ In praise of Henry Percy: by my hopes,
+ This present enterprise set off his head,
+ I do not think a braver gentleman,
+ More active-valiant or more valiant-young,
+ More daring or more bold, is now alive
+ To grace this latter age with noble deeds.
+ For my part, I may speak it to my shame,
+ I have a truant been to chivalry;
+ And so I hear he doth account me too;
+ Yet this before my father's majesty--
+ I am content that he shall take the odds
+ Of his great name and estimation,
+ And will, to save the blood on either side,
+ Try fortune with him in a single fight.
+
+KING HENRY IV And, Prince of Wales, so dare we venture thee,
+ Albeit considerations infinite
+ Do make against it. No, good Worcester, no,
+ We love our people well; even those we love
+ That are misled upon your cousin's part;
+ And, will they take the offer of our grace,
+ Both he and they and you, every man
+ Shall be my friend again and I'll be his:
+ So tell your cousin, and bring me word
+ What he will do: but if he will not yield,
+ Rebuke and dread correction wait on us
+ And they shall do their office. So, be gone;
+ We will not now be troubled with reply:
+ We offer fair; take it advisedly.
+
+ [Exeunt WORCESTER and VERNON]
+
+PRINCE HENRY It will not be accepted, on my life:
+ The Douglas and the Hotspur both together
+ Are confident against the world in arms.
+
+KING HENRY IV Hence, therefore, every leader to his charge;
+ For, on their answer, will we set on them:
+ And God befriend us, as our cause is just!
+
+ [Exeunt all but PRINCE HENRY and FALSTAFF]
+
+FALSTAFF Hal, if thou see me down in the battle and bestride
+ me, so; 'tis a point of friendship.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Nothing but a colossus can do thee that friendship.
+ Say thy prayers, and farewell.
+
+FALSTAFF I would 'twere bed-time, Hal, and all well.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Why, thou owest God a death.
+
+ [Exit PRINCE HENRY]
+
+FALSTAFF 'Tis not due yet; I would be loath to pay him before
+ his day. What need I be so forward with him that
+ calls not on me? Well, 'tis no matter; honour pricks
+ me on. Yea, but how if honour prick me off when I
+ come on? how then? Can honour set to a leg? no: or
+ an arm? no: or take away the grief of a wound? no.
+ Honour hath no skill in surgery, then? no. What is
+ honour? a word. What is in that word honour? what
+ is that honour? air. A trim reckoning! Who hath it?
+ he that died o' Wednesday. Doth he feel it? no.
+ Doth he hear it? no. 'Tis insensible, then. Yea,
+ to the dead. But will it not live with the living?
+ no. Why? detraction will not suffer it. Therefore
+ I'll none of it. Honour is a mere scutcheon: and so
+ ends my catechism.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II The rebel camp.
+
+
+ [Enter WORCESTER and VERNON]
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER O, no, my nephew must not know, Sir Richard,
+ The liberal and kind offer of the king.
+
+VERNON 'Twere best he did.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER Then are we all undone.
+ It is not possible, it cannot be,
+ The king should keep his word in loving us;
+ He will suspect us still and find a time
+ To punish this offence in other faults:
+ Suspicion all our lives shall be stuck full of eyes;
+ For treason is but trusted like the fox,
+ Who, ne'er so tame, so cherish'd and lock'd up,
+ Will have a wild trick of his ancestors.
+ Look how we can, or sad or merrily,
+ Interpretation will misquote our looks,
+ And we shall feed like oxen at a stall,
+ The better cherish'd, still the nearer death.
+ My nephew's trespass may be well forgot;
+ it hath the excuse of youth and heat of blood,
+ And an adopted name of privilege,
+ A hair-brain'd Hotspur, govern'd by a spleen:
+ All his offences live upon my head
+ And on his father's; we did train him on,
+ And, his corruption being ta'en from us,
+ We, as the spring of all, shall pay for all.
+ Therefore, good cousin, let not Harry know,
+ In any case, the offer of the king.
+
+VERNON Deliver what you will; I'll say 'tis so.
+ Here comes your cousin.
+
+ [Enter HOTSPUR and DOUGLAS]
+
+HOTSPUR My uncle is return'd:
+ Deliver up my Lord of Westmoreland.
+ Uncle, what news?
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER The king will bid you battle presently.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS Defy him by the Lord of Westmoreland.
+
+HOTSPUR Lord Douglas, go you and tell him so.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS Marry, and shall, and very willingly.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER There is no seeming mercy in the king.
+
+HOTSPUR Did you beg any? God forbid!
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER I told him gently of our grievances,
+ Of his oath-breaking; which he mended thus,
+ By now forswearing that he is forsworn:
+ He calls us rebels, traitors; and will scourge
+ With haughty arms this hateful name in us.
+
+ [Re-enter the EARL OF DOUGLAS]
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS Arm, gentlemen; to arms! for I have thrown
+ A brave defiance in King Henry's teeth,
+ And Westmoreland, that was engaged, did bear it;
+ Which cannot choose but bring him quickly on.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER The Prince of Wales stepp'd forth before the king,
+ And, nephew, challenged you to single fight.
+
+HOTSPUR O, would the quarrel lay upon our heads,
+ And that no man might draw short breath today
+ But I and Harry Monmouth! Tell me, tell me,
+ How show'd his tasking? seem'd it in contempt?
+
+VERNON No, by my soul; I never in my life
+ Did hear a challenge urged more modestly,
+ Unless a brother should a brother dare
+ To gentle exercise and proof of arms.
+ He gave you all the duties of a man;
+ Trimm'd up your praises with a princely tongue,
+ Spoke to your deservings like a chronicle,
+ Making you ever better than his praise
+ By still dispraising praise valued in you;
+ And, which became him like a prince indeed,
+ He made a blushing cital of himself;
+ And chid his truant youth with such a grace
+ As if he master'd there a double spirit.
+ Of teaching and of learning instantly.
+ There did he pause: but let me tell the world,
+ If he outlive the envy of this day,
+ England did never owe so sweet a hope,
+ So much misconstrued in his wantonness.
+
+HOTSPUR Cousin, I think thou art enamoured
+ On his follies: never did I hear
+ Of any prince so wild a libertine.
+ But be he as he will, yet once ere night
+ I will embrace him with a soldier's arm,
+ That he shall shrink under my courtesy.
+ Arm, arm with speed: and, fellows, soldiers, friends,
+ Better consider what you have to do
+ Than I, that have not well the gift of tongue,
+ Can lift your blood up with persuasion.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger My lord, here are letters for you.
+
+HOTSPUR I cannot read them now.
+ O gentlemen, the time of life is short!
+ To spend that shortness basely were too long,
+ If life did ride upon a dial's point,
+ Still ending at the arrival of an hour.
+ An if we live, we live to tread on kings;
+ If die, brave death, when princes die with us!
+ Now, for our consciences, the arms are fair,
+ When the intent of bearing them is just.
+
+ [Enter another Messenger]
+
+Messenger My lord, prepare; the king comes on apace.
+
+HOTSPUR I thank him, that he cuts me from my tale,
+ For I profess not talking; only this--
+ Let each man do his best: and here draw I
+ A sword, whose temper I intend to stain
+ With the best blood that I can meet withal
+ In the adventure of this perilous day.
+ Now, Esperance! Percy! and set on.
+ Sound all the lofty instruments of war,
+ And by that music let us all embrace;
+ For, heaven to earth, some of us never shall
+ A second time do such a courtesy.
+
+ [The trumpets sound. They embrace, and exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III Plain between the camps.
+
+
+ [KING HENRY enters with his power. Alarum to the
+ battle. Then enter DOUGLAS and SIR WALTER BLUNT]
+
+SIR WALTER BLUNT What is thy name, that in the battle thus
+ Thou crossest me? what honour dost thou seek
+ Upon my head?
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS Know then, my name is Douglas;
+ And I do haunt thee in the battle thus
+ Because some tell me that thou art a king.
+
+SIR WALTER BLUNT They tell thee true.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS The Lord of Stafford dear to-day hath bought
+ Thy likeness, for instead of thee, King Harry,
+ This sword hath ended him: so shall it thee,
+ Unless thou yield thee as my prisoner.
+
+SIR WALTER BLUNT I was not born a yielder, thou proud Scot;
+ And thou shalt find a king that will revenge
+ Lord Stafford's death.
+
+ [They fight. DOUGLAS kills SIR WALTER BLUNT.
+ Enter HOTSPUR]
+
+HOTSPUR O Douglas, hadst thou fought at Holmedon thus,
+ never had triumph'd upon a Scot.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS All's done, all's won; here breathless lies the king.
+
+HOTSPUR Where?
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS Here.
+
+HOTSPUR This, Douglas? no: I know this face full well:
+ A gallant knight he was, his name was Blunt;
+ Semblably furnish'd like the king himself.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS A fool go with thy soul, whither it goes!
+ A borrow'd title hast thou bought too dear:
+ Why didst thou tell me that thou wert a king?
+
+HOTSPUR The king hath many marching in his coats.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS Now, by my sword, I will kill all his coats;
+ I'll murder all his wardrobe, piece by piece,
+ Until I meet the king.
+
+HOTSPUR Up, and away!
+ Our soldiers stand full fairly for the day.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Alarum. Enter FALSTAFF, solus]
+
+FALSTAFF Though I could 'scape shot-free at London, I fear
+ the shot here; here's no scoring but upon the pate.
+ Soft! who are you? Sir Walter Blunt: there's honour
+ for you! here's no vanity! I am as hot as moulten
+ lead, and as heavy too: God keep lead out of me! I
+ need no more weight than mine own bowels. I have
+ led my ragamuffins where they are peppered: there's
+ not three of my hundred and fifty left alive; and
+ they are for the town's end, to beg during life.
+ But who comes here?
+
+ [Enter PRINCE HENRY]
+
+PRINCE HENRY What, stand'st thou idle here? lend me thy sword:
+ Many a nobleman lies stark and stiff
+ Under the hoofs of vaunting enemies,
+ Whose deaths are yet unrevenged: I prithee,
+ lend me thy sword.
+
+FALSTAFF O Hal, I prithee, give me leave to breathe awhile.
+ Turk Gregory never did such deeds in arms as I have
+ done this day. I have paid Percy, I have made him sure.
+
+PRINCE HENRY He is, indeed; and living to kill thee. I prithee,
+ lend me thy sword.
+
+FALSTAFF Nay, before God, Hal, if Percy be alive, thou get'st
+ not my sword; but take my pistol, if thou wilt.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Give it to me: what, is it in the case?
+
+FALSTAFF Ay, Hal; 'tis hot, 'tis hot; there's that will sack a city.
+
+ [PRINCE HENRY draws it out, and finds it to be a
+ bottle of sack]
+
+PRINCE HENRY What, is it a time to jest and dally now?
+
+ [He throws the bottle at him. Exit]
+
+FALSTAFF Well, if Percy be alive, I'll pierce him. If he do
+ come in my way, so: if he do not, if I come in his
+ willingly, let him make a carbonado of me. I like
+ not such grinning honour as Sir Walter hath: give me
+ life: which if I can save, so; if not, honour comes
+ unlooked for, and there's an end.
+
+ [Exit FALSTAFF]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Excursions. Enter PRINCE HENRY, LORD JOHN
+ OF LANCASTER, and EARL OF WESTMORELAND]
+
+KING HENRY IV I prithee,
+ Harry, withdraw thyself; thou bleed'st too much.
+ Lord John of Lancaster, go you with him.
+
+LANCASTER Not I, my lord, unless I did bleed too.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I beseech your majesty, make up,
+ Lest your retirement do amaze your friends.
+
+KING HENRY IV I will do so.
+ My Lord of Westmoreland, lead him to his tent.
+
+WESTMORELAND Come, my lord, I'll lead you to your tent.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Lead me, my lord? I do not need your help:
+ And God forbid a shallow scratch should drive
+ The Prince of Wales from such a field as this,
+ Where stain'd nobility lies trodden on,
+ and rebels' arms triumph in massacres!
+
+LANCASTER We breathe too long: come, cousin Westmoreland,
+ Our duty this way lies; for God's sake come.
+
+ [Exeunt LANCASTER and WESTMORELAND]
+
+PRINCE HENRY By God, thou hast deceived me, Lancaster;
+ I did not think thee lord of such a spirit:
+ Before, I loved thee as a brother, John;
+ But now, I do respect thee as my soul.
+
+KING HENRY IV I saw him hold Lord Percy at the point
+ With lustier maintenance than I did look for
+ Of such an ungrown warrior.
+
+PRINCE HENRY O, this boy
+ Lends mettle to us all!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter DOUGLAS]
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS Another king! they grow like Hydra's heads:
+ I am the Douglas, fatal to all those
+ That wear those colours on them: what art thou,
+ That counterfeit'st the person of a king?
+
+KING HENRY IV The king himself; who, Douglas, grieves at heart
+ So many of his shadows thou hast met
+ And not the very king. I have two boys
+ Seek Percy and thyself about the field:
+ But, seeing thou fall'st on me so luckily,
+ I will assay thee: so, defend thyself.
+
+EARL OF DOUGLAS I fear thou art another counterfeit;
+ And yet, in faith, thou bear'st thee like a king:
+ But mine I am sure thou art, whoe'er thou be,
+ And thus I win thee.
+
+ [They fight. KING HENRY being in danger, PRINCE
+ HENRY enters]
+
+PRINCE HENRY Hold up thy head, vile Scot, or thou art like
+ Never to hold it up again! the spirits
+ Of valiant Shirley, Stafford, Blunt, are in my arms:
+ It is the Prince of Wales that threatens thee;
+ Who never promiseth but he means to pay.
+
+ [They fight: DOUGLAS flies]
+
+ Cheerly, my lord how fares your grace?
+ Sir Nicholas Gawsey hath for succor sent,
+ And so hath Clifton: I'll to Clifton straight.
+
+KING HENRY IV Stay, and breathe awhile:
+ Thou hast redeem'd thy lost opinion,
+ And show'd thou makest some tender of my life,
+ In this fair rescue thou hast brought to me.
+
+PRINCE HENRY O God! they did me too much injury
+ That ever said I hearken'd for your death.
+ If it were so, I might have let alone
+ The insulting hand of Douglas over you,
+ Which would have been as speedy in your end
+ As all the poisonous potions in the world
+ And saved the treacherous labour of your son.
+
+KING HENRY IV Make up to Clifton: I'll to Sir Nicholas Gawsey.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter HOTSPUR]
+
+HOTSPUR If I mistake not, thou art Harry Monmouth.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Thou speak'st as if I would deny my name.
+
+HOTSPUR My name is Harry Percy.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Why, then I see
+ A very valiant rebel of the name.
+ I am the Prince of Wales; and think not, Percy,
+ To share with me in glory any more:
+ Two stars keep not their motion in one sphere;
+ Nor can one England brook a double reign,
+ Of Harry Percy and the Prince of Wales.
+
+HOTSPUR Nor shall it, Harry; for the hour is come
+ To end the one of us; and would to God
+ Thy name in arms were now as great as mine!
+
+PRINCE HENRY I'll make it greater ere I part from thee;
+ And all the budding honours on thy crest
+ I'll crop, to make a garland for my head.
+
+HOTSPUR I can no longer brook thy vanities.
+
+ [They fight]
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF]
+
+FALSTAFF Well said, Hal! to it Hal! Nay, you shall find no
+ boy's play here, I can tell you.
+
+ [Re-enter DOUGLAS; he fights with FALSTAFF,
+ who falls down as if he were dead, and exit
+ DOUGLAS. HOTSPUR is wounded, and falls]
+
+HOTSPUR O, Harry, thou hast robb'd me of my youth!
+ I better brook the loss of brittle life
+ Than those proud titles thou hast won of me;
+ They wound my thoughts worse than sword my flesh:
+ But thought's the slave of life, and life time's fool;
+ And time, that takes survey of all the world,
+ Must have a stop. O, I could prophesy,
+ But that the earthy and cold hand of death
+ Lies on my tongue: no, Percy, thou art dust
+ And food for--
+
+ [Dies]
+
+PRINCE HENRY For worms, brave Percy: fare thee well, great heart!
+ Ill-weaved ambition, how much art thou shrunk!
+ When that this body did contain a spirit,
+ A kingdom for it was too small a bound;
+ But now two paces of the vilest earth
+ Is room enough: this earth that bears thee dead
+ Bears not alive so stout a gentleman.
+ If thou wert sensible of courtesy,
+ I should not make so dear a show of zeal:
+ But let my favours hide thy mangled face;
+ And, even in thy behalf, I'll thank myself
+ For doing these fair rites of tenderness.
+ Adieu, and take thy praise with thee to heaven!
+ Thy ignominy sleep with thee in the grave,
+ But not remember'd in thy epitaph!
+
+ [He spieth FALSTAFF on the ground]
+
+ What, old acquaintance! could not all this flesh
+ Keep in a little life? Poor Jack, farewell!
+ I could have better spared a better man:
+ O, I should have a heavy miss of thee,
+ If I were much in love with vanity!
+ Death hath not struck so fat a deer to-day,
+ Though many dearer, in this bloody fray.
+ Embowell'd will I see thee by and by:
+ Till then in blood by noble Percy lie.
+
+ [Exit PRINCE HENRY]
+
+FALSTAFF [Rising up] Embowelled! if thou embowel me to-day,
+ I'll give you leave to powder me and eat me too
+ to-morrow. 'Sblood,'twas time to counterfeit, or
+ that hot termagant Scot had paid me scot and lot too.
+ Counterfeit? I lie, I am no counterfeit: to die,
+ is to be a counterfeit; for he is but the
+ counterfeit of a man who hath not the life of a man:
+ but to counterfeit dying, when a man thereby
+ liveth, is to be no counterfeit, but the true and
+ perfect image of life indeed. The better part of
+ valour is discretion; in the which better part I
+ have saved my life.'Zounds, I am afraid of this
+ gunpowder Percy, though he be dead: how, if he
+ should counterfeit too and rise? by my faith, I am
+ afraid he would prove the better counterfeit.
+ Therefore I'll make him sure; yea, and I'll swear I
+ killed him. Why may not he rise as well as I?
+ Nothing confutes me but eyes, and nobody sees me.
+ Therefore, sirrah,
+
+ [Stabbing him]
+
+ with a new wound in your thigh, come you along with me.
+
+ [Takes up HOTSPUR on his back]
+
+ [Re-enter PRINCE HENRY and LORD JOHN OF LANCASTER]
+
+PRINCE HENRY Come, brother John; full bravely hast thou flesh'd
+ Thy maiden sword.
+
+LANCASTER But, soft! whom have we here?
+ Did you not tell me this fat man was dead?
+
+PRINCE HENRY I did; I saw him dead,
+ Breathless and bleeding on the ground. Art
+ thou alive?
+ Or is it fantasy that plays upon our eyesight?
+ I prithee, speak; we will not trust our eyes
+ Without our ears: thou art not what thou seem'st.
+
+FALSTAFF No, that's certain; I am not a double man: but if I
+ be not Jack Falstaff, then am I a Jack. There is Percy:
+
+ [Throwing the body down]
+
+ if your father will do me any honour, so; if not, let
+ him kill the next Percy himself. I look to be either
+ earl or duke, I can assure you.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Why, Percy I killed myself and saw thee dead.
+
+FALSTAFF Didst thou? Lord, Lord, how this world is given to
+ lying! I grant you I was down and out of breath;
+ and so was he: but we rose both at an instant and
+ fought a long hour by Shrewsbury clock. If I may be
+ believed, so; if not, let them that should reward
+ valour bear the sin upon their own heads. I'll take
+ it upon my death, I gave him this wound in the
+ thigh: if the man were alive and would deny it,
+ 'zounds, I would make him eat a piece of my sword.
+
+LANCASTER This is the strangest tale that ever I heard.
+
+PRINCE HENRY This is the strangest fellow, brother John.
+ Come, bring your luggage nobly on your back:
+ For my part, if a lie may do thee grace,
+ I'll gild it with the happiest terms I have.
+
+ [A retreat is sounded]
+
+ The trumpet sounds retreat; the day is ours.
+ Come, brother, let us to the highest of the field,
+ To see what friends are living, who are dead.
+
+ [Exeunt PRINCE HENRY and LANCASTER]
+
+FALSTAFF I'll follow, as they say, for reward. He that
+ rewards me, God reward him! If I do grow great,
+ I'll grow less; for I'll purge, and leave sack, and
+ live cleanly as a nobleman should do.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [The trumpets sound. Enter KING HENRY IV, PRINCE
+ HENRY, LORD JOHN LANCASTER, EARL OF WESTMORELAND,
+ with WORCESTER and VERNON prisoners]
+
+KING HENRY IV Thus ever did rebellion find rebuke.
+ Ill-spirited Worcester! did not we send grace,
+ Pardon and terms of love to all of you?
+ And wouldst thou turn our offers contrary?
+ Misuse the tenor of thy kinsman's trust?
+ Three knights upon our party slain to-day,
+ A noble earl and many a creature else
+ Had been alive this hour,
+ If like a Christian thou hadst truly borne
+ Betwixt our armies true intelligence.
+
+EARL OF WORCESTER What I have done my safety urged me to;
+ And I embrace this fortune patiently,
+ Since not to be avoided it falls on me.
+
+KING HENRY IV Bear Worcester to the death and Vernon too:
+ Other offenders we will pause upon.
+
+ [Exeunt WORCESTER and VERNON, guarded]
+
+ How goes the field?
+
+PRINCE HENRY The noble Scot, Lord Douglas, when he saw
+ The fortune of the day quite turn'd from him,
+ The noble Percy slain, and all his men
+ Upon the foot of fear, fled with the rest;
+ And falling from a hill, he was so bruised
+ That the pursuers took him. At my tent
+ The Douglas is; and I beseech your grace
+ I may dispose of him.
+
+KING HENRY IV With all my heart.
+
+
+PRINCE HENRY Then, brother John of Lancaster, to you
+ This honourable bounty shall belong:
+ Go to the Douglas, and deliver him
+ Up to his pleasure, ransomless and free:
+ His valour shown upon our crests to-day
+ Hath taught us how to cherish such high deeds
+ Even in the bosom of our adversaries.
+
+LANCASTER I thank your grace for this high courtesy,
+ Which I shall give away immediately.
+
+KING HENRY IV Then this remains, that we divide our power.
+ You, son John, and my cousin Westmoreland
+ Towards York shall bend you with your dearest speed,
+ To meet Northumberland and the prelate Scroop,
+ Who, as we hear, are busily in arms:
+ Myself and you, son Harry, will towards Wales,
+ To fight with Glendower and the Earl of March.
+ Rebellion in this land shall lose his sway,
+ Meeting the cheque of such another day:
+ And since this business so fair is done,
+ Let us not leave till all our own be won.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+KING
+HENRY THE SIXTH (KING HENRY VI:)
+
+DUKE OF GLOUCESTER uncle to the King, and Protector. (GLOUCESTER:)
+
+DUKE OF BEDFORD uncle to the King, and Regent of France. (BEDFORD:)
+
+THOMAS BEAUFORT Duke of Exeter, great-uncle to the King. (EXETER:)
+
+HENRY BEAUFORT great-uncle to the King, Bishop of Winchester, and
+ afterwards Cardinal. (BISHOP OF WINCHESTER:)
+
+JOHN BEAUFORT Earl, afterwards Duke, of Somerset. (SOMERSET:)
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET son of Richard late Earl of Cambridge, (RICHARD
+ PLANTAGENET:) afterwards Duke of York.
+ (YORK:)
+
+EARL OF WARWICK (WARWICK:)
+
+EARL OF SALISBURY (SALISBURY:)
+
+EARL OF SUFFOLK (SUFFOLK:)
+
+LORD TALBOT afterwards Earl of Shrewsbury. (TALBOT:)
+
+JOHN TALBOT Lord Talbot's son.
+
+EDMUND MORTIMER Earl of March. (MORTIMER:)
+
+SIR JOHN FASTOLFE (FASTOLFE:)
+
+SIR WILLIAM LUCY (LUCY:)
+
+SIR
+WILLIAM GLANSDALE (GLANDSDALE:)
+
+SIR
+THOMAS GARGRAVE (GARGRAVE:)
+
+Mayor of London (Mayor:)
+
+WOODVILE Lieutenant of the Tower.
+
+VERNON of the White-Rose or York faction.
+
+BASSET of the Red-Rose or Lancaster faction.
+
+ A Lawyer. (Lawyer:)
+
+ Mortimer's Keepers. (First Gaoler:)
+
+CHARLES Dauphin, and afterwards King, of France.
+
+REIGNIER Duke of Anjou, and titular King of Naples.
+
+DUKE OF BURGUNDY (BURGUNDY:)
+
+DUKE OF ALENCON (ALENCON:)
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS:
+
+ Governor of Paris.
+
+ Master-Gunner of Orleans, (Master-Gunner:)
+ and his Son. (Boy:)
+
+ General of the French forces in Bourdeaux. (General:)
+
+ A French Sergeant. (Sargeant:)
+
+ A Porter.
+
+ An old Shepherd, father to Joan la Pucelle. (Shepherd:)
+
+MARGARET daughter to Reignier, afterwards married to King Henry.
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE:
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE commonly called Joan of Arc.
+
+ Lords, Warders of the Tower, Heralds, Officers,
+ Soldiers, Messengers, and Attendants.
+ (First Warder:)
+ (Second Warder:)
+ (Captain:)
+ (Officer:)
+ (Soldier:)
+ (First Soldier:)
+ (Watch:)
+ (Scout:)
+ (First Sentinel:)
+ (Servant:)
+ (First Serving-Man:)
+ (Second Serving-Man:)
+ (Third Serving-Man:)
+
+ Fiends appearing to La Pucelle.
+
+
+SCENE Partly in England, and partly in France.
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Westminster Abbey.
+
+
+ [Dead March. Enter the Funeral of KING HENRY the
+ Fifth, attended on by Dukes of BEDFORD, Regent of
+ France; GLOUCESTER, Protector; and EXETER, Earl of
+ WARWICK, the BISHOP OF WINCHESTER, Heralds, &c]
+
+BEDFORD Hung be the heavens with black, yield day to night!
+ Comets, importing change of times and states,
+ Brandish your crystal tresses in the sky,
+ And with them scourge the bad revolting stars
+ That have consented unto Henry's death!
+ King Henry the Fifth, too famous to live long!
+ England ne'er lost a king of so much worth.
+
+GLOUCESTER England ne'er had a king until his time.
+ Virtue he had, deserving to command:
+ His brandish'd sword did blind men with his beams:
+ His arms spread wider than a dragon's wings;
+ His sparking eyes, replete with wrathful fire,
+ More dazzled and drove back his enemies
+ Than mid-day sun fierce bent against their faces.
+ What should I say? his deeds exceed all speech:
+ He ne'er lift up his hand but conquered.
+
+EXETER We mourn in black: why mourn we not in blood?
+ Henry is dead and never shall revive:
+ Upon a wooden coffin we attend,
+ And death's dishonourable victory
+ We with our stately presence glorify,
+ Like captives bound to a triumphant car.
+ What! shall we curse the planets of mishap
+ That plotted thus our glory's overthrow?
+ Or shall we think the subtle-witted French
+ Conjurers and sorcerers, that afraid of him
+ By magic verses have contrived his end?
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER He was a king bless'd of the King of kings.
+ Unto the French the dreadful judgement-day
+ So dreadful will not be as was his sight.
+ The battles of the Lord of hosts he fought:
+ The church's prayers made him so prosperous.
+
+GLOUCESTER The church! where is it? Had not churchmen pray'd,
+ His thread of life had not so soon decay'd:
+ None do you like but an effeminate prince,
+ Whom, like a school-boy, you may over-awe.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Gloucester, whate'er we like, thou art protector
+ And lookest to command the prince and realm.
+ Thy wife is proud; she holdeth thee in awe,
+ More than God or religious churchmen may.
+
+GLOUCESTER Name not religion, for thou lovest the flesh,
+ And ne'er throughout the year to church thou go'st
+ Except it be to pray against thy foes.
+
+BEDFORD Cease, cease these jars and rest your minds in peace:
+ Let's to the altar: heralds, wait on us:
+ Instead of gold, we'll offer up our arms:
+ Since arms avail not now that Henry's dead.
+ Posterity, await for wretched years,
+ When at their mothers' moist eyes babes shall suck,
+ Our isle be made a nourish of salt tears,
+ And none but women left to wail the dead.
+ Henry the Fifth, thy ghost I invocate:
+ Prosper this realm, keep it from civil broils,
+ Combat with adverse planets in the heavens!
+ A far more glorious star thy soul will make
+ Than Julius Caesar or bright--
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger My honourable lords, health to you all!
+ Sad tidings bring I to you out of France,
+ Of loss, of slaughter and discomfiture:
+ Guienne, Champagne, Rheims, Orleans,
+ Paris, Guysors, Poictiers, are all quite lost.
+
+BEDFORD What say'st thou, man, before dead Henry's corse?
+ Speak softly, or the loss of those great towns
+ Will make him burst his lead and rise from death.
+
+GLOUCESTER Is Paris lost? is Rouen yielded up?
+ If Henry were recall'd to life again,
+ These news would cause him once more yield the ghost.
+
+EXETER How were they lost? what treachery was used?
+
+Messenger No treachery; but want of men and money.
+ Amongst the soldiers this is muttered,
+ That here you maintain several factions,
+ And whilst a field should be dispatch'd and fought,
+ You are disputing of your generals:
+ One would have lingering wars with little cost;
+ Another would fly swift, but wanteth wings;
+ A third thinks, without expense at all,
+ By guileful fair words peace may be obtain'd.
+ Awake, awake, English nobility!
+ Let not sloth dim your horrors new-begot:
+ Cropp'd are the flower-de-luces in your arms;
+ Of England's coat one half is cut away.
+
+EXETER Were our tears wanting to this funeral,
+ These tidings would call forth their flowing tides.
+
+BEDFORD Me they concern; Regent I am of France.
+ Give me my steeled coat. I'll fight for France.
+ Away with these disgraceful wailing robes!
+ Wounds will I lend the French instead of eyes,
+ To weep their intermissive miseries.
+
+ [Enter to them another Messenger]
+
+Messenger Lords, view these letters full of bad mischance.
+ France is revolted from the English quite,
+ Except some petty towns of no import:
+ The Dauphin Charles is crowned king of Rheims;
+ The Bastard of Orleans with him is join'd;
+ Reignier, Duke of Anjou, doth take his part;
+ The Duke of Alencon flieth to his side.
+
+EXETER The Dauphin crowned king! all fly to him!
+ O, whither shall we fly from this reproach?
+
+GLOUCESTER We will not fly, but to our enemies' throats.
+ Bedford, if thou be slack, I'll fight it out.
+
+BEDFORD Gloucester, why doubt'st thou of my forwardness?
+ An army have I muster'd in my thoughts,
+ Wherewith already France is overrun.
+
+ [Enter another Messenger]
+
+Messenger My gracious lords, to add to your laments,
+ Wherewith you now bedew King Henry's hearse,
+ I must inform you of a dismal fight
+ Betwixt the stout Lord Talbot and the French.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER What! wherein Talbot overcame? is't so?
+
+Messenger O, no; wherein Lord Talbot was o'erthrown:
+ The circumstance I'll tell you more at large.
+ The tenth of August last this dreadful lord,
+ Retiring from the siege of Orleans,
+ Having full scarce six thousand in his troop.
+ By three and twenty thousand of the French
+ Was round encompassed and set upon.
+ No leisure had he to enrank his men;
+ He wanted pikes to set before his archers;
+ Instead whereof sharp stakes pluck'd out of hedges
+ They pitched in the ground confusedly,
+ To keep the horsemen off from breaking in.
+ More than three hours the fight continued;
+ Where valiant Talbot above human thought
+ Enacted wonders with his sword and lance:
+ Hundreds he sent to hell, and none durst stand him;
+ Here, there, and every where, enraged he flew:
+ The French exclaim'd, the devil was in arms;
+ All the whole army stood agazed on him:
+ His soldiers spying his undaunted spirit
+ A Talbot! a Talbot! cried out amain
+ And rush'd into the bowels of the battle.
+ Here had the conquest fully been seal'd up,
+ If Sir John Fastolfe had not play'd the coward:
+ He, being in the vaward, placed behind
+ With purpose to relieve and follow them,
+ Cowardly fled, not having struck one stroke.
+ Hence grew the general wreck and massacre;
+ Enclosed were they with their enemies:
+ A base Walloon, to win the Dauphin's grace,
+ Thrust Talbot with a spear into the back,
+ Whom all France with their chief assembled strength
+ Durst not presume to look once in the face.
+
+BEDFORD Is Talbot slain? then I will slay myself,
+ For living idly here in pomp and ease,
+ Whilst such a worthy leader, wanting aid,
+ Unto his dastard foemen is betray'd.
+
+Messenger O no, he lives; but is took prisoner,
+ And Lord Scales with him and Lord Hungerford:
+ Most of the rest slaughter'd or took likewise.
+
+BEDFORD His ransom there is none but I shall pay:
+ I'll hale the Dauphin headlong from his throne:
+ His crown shall be the ransom of my friend;
+ Four of their lords I'll change for one of ours.
+ Farewell, my masters; to my task will I;
+ Bonfires in France forthwith I am to make,
+ To keep our great Saint George's feast withal:
+ Ten thousand soldiers with me I will take,
+ Whose bloody deeds shall make all Europe quake.
+
+Messenger So you had need; for Orleans is besieged;
+ The English army is grown weak and faint:
+ The Earl of Salisbury craveth supply,
+ And hardly keeps his men from mutiny,
+ Since they, so few, watch such a multitude.
+
+EXETER Remember, lords, your oaths to Henry sworn,
+ Either to quell the Dauphin utterly,
+ Or bring him in obedience to your yoke.
+
+BEDFORD I do remember it; and here take my leave,
+ To go about my preparation.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+GLOUCESTER I'll to the Tower with all the haste I can,
+ To view the artillery and munition;
+ And then I will proclaim young Henry king.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+EXETER To Eltham will I, where the young king is,
+ Being ordain'd his special governor,
+ And for his safety there I'll best devise.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Each hath his place and function to attend:
+ I am left out; for me nothing remains.
+ But long I will not be Jack out of office:
+ The king from Eltham I intend to steal
+ And sit at chiefest stern of public weal.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II France. Before Orleans.
+
+
+ [Sound a flourish. Enter CHARLES, ALENCON, and
+ REIGNIER, marching with drum and Soldiers]
+
+CHARLES Mars his true moving, even as in the heavens
+ So in the earth, to this day is not known:
+ Late did he shine upon the English side;
+ Now we are victors; upon us he smiles.
+ What towns of any moment but we have?
+ At pleasure here we lie near Orleans;
+ Otherwhiles the famish'd English, like pale ghosts,
+ Faintly besiege us one hour in a month.
+
+ALENCON They want their porridge and their fat bull-beeves:
+ Either they must be dieted like mules
+ And have their provender tied to their mouths
+ Or piteous they will look, like drowned mice.
+
+REIGNIER Let's raise the siege: why live we idly here?
+ Talbot is taken, whom we wont to fear:
+ Remaineth none but mad-brain'd Salisbury;
+ And he may well in fretting spend his gall,
+ Nor men nor money hath he to make war.
+
+CHARLES Sound, sound alarum! we will rush on them.
+ Now for the honour of the forlorn French!
+ Him I forgive my death that killeth me
+ When he sees me go back one foot or fly.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Here alarum; they are beaten back by the English
+ with great loss. Re-enter CHARLES, ALENCON, and REIGNIER]
+
+CHARLES Who ever saw the like? what men have I!
+ Dogs! cowards! dastards! I would ne'er have fled,
+ But that they left me 'midst my enemies.
+
+REIGNIER Salisbury is a desperate homicide;
+ He fighteth as one weary of his life.
+ The other lords, like lions wanting food,
+ Do rush upon us as their hungry prey.
+
+ALENCON Froissart, a countryman of ours, records,
+ England all Olivers and Rowlands bred,
+ During the time Edward the Third did reign.
+ More truly now may this be verified;
+ For none but Samsons and Goliases
+ It sendeth forth to skirmish. One to ten!
+ Lean, raw-boned rascals! who would e'er suppose
+ They had such courage and audacity?
+
+CHARLES Let's leave this town; for they are hare-brain'd slaves,
+ And hunger will enforce them to be more eager:
+ Of old I know them; rather with their teeth
+ The walls they'll tear down than forsake the siege.
+
+REIGNIER I think, by some odd gimmors or device
+ Their arms are set like clocks, stiff to strike on;
+ Else ne'er could they hold out so as they do.
+ By my consent, we'll even let them alone.
+
+ALENCON Be it so.
+
+ [Enter the BASTARD OF ORLEANS]
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS Where's the Prince Dauphin? I have news for him.
+
+CHARLES Bastard of Orleans, thrice welcome to us.
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS Methinks your looks are sad, your cheer appall'd:
+ Hath the late overthrow wrought this offence?
+ Be not dismay'd, for succor is at hand:
+ A holy maid hither with me I bring,
+ Which by a vision sent to her from heaven
+ Ordained is to raise this tedious siege
+ And drive the English forth the bounds of France.
+ The spirit of deep prophecy she hath,
+ Exceeding the nine sibyls of old Rome:
+ What's past and what's to come she can descry.
+ Speak, shall I call her in? Believe my words,
+ For they are certain and unfallible.
+
+CHARLES Go, call her in.
+
+ [Exit BASTARD OF ORLEANS]
+
+ But first, to try her skill,
+ Reignier, stand thou as Dauphin in my place:
+ Question her proudly; let thy looks be stern:
+ By this means shall we sound what skill she hath.
+
+ [Re-enter the BASTARD OF ORLEANS, with JOAN LA PUCELLE]
+
+REIGNIER Fair maid, is't thou wilt do these wondrous feats?
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Reignier, is't thou that thinkest to beguile me?
+ Where is the Dauphin? Come, come from behind;
+ I know thee well, though never seen before.
+ Be not amazed, there's nothing hid from me:
+ In private will I talk with thee apart.
+ Stand back, you lords, and give us leave awhile.
+
+REIGNIER She takes upon her bravely at first dash.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Dauphin, I am by birth a shepherd's daughter,
+ My wit untrain'd in any kind of art.
+ Heaven and our Lady gracious hath it pleased
+ To shine on my contemptible estate:
+ Lo, whilst I waited on my tender lambs,
+ And to sun's parching heat display'd my cheeks,
+ God's mother deigned to appear to me
+ And in a vision full of majesty
+ Will'd me to leave my base vocation
+ And free my country from calamity:
+ Her aid she promised and assured success:
+ In complete glory she reveal'd herself;
+ And, whereas I was black and swart before,
+ With those clear rays which she infused on me
+ That beauty am I bless'd with which you see.
+ Ask me what question thou canst possible,
+ And I will answer unpremeditated:
+ My courage try by combat, if thou darest,
+ And thou shalt find that I exceed my sex.
+ Resolve on this, thou shalt be fortunate,
+ If thou receive me for thy warlike mate.
+
+CHARLES Thou hast astonish'd me with thy high terms:
+ Only this proof I'll of thy valour make,
+ In single combat thou shalt buckle with me,
+ And if thou vanquishest, thy words are true;
+ Otherwise I renounce all confidence.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE I am prepared: here is my keen-edged sword,
+ Deck'd with five flower-de-luces on each side;
+ The which at Touraine, in Saint Katharine's
+ churchyard,
+ Out of a great deal of old iron I chose forth.
+
+CHARLES Then come, o' God's name; I fear no woman.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE And while I live, I'll ne'er fly from a man.
+
+ [Here they fight, and JOAN LA PUCELLE overcomes]
+
+CHARLES Stay, stay thy hands! thou art an Amazon
+ And fightest with the sword of Deborah.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Christ's mother helps me, else I were too weak.
+
+CHARLES Whoe'er helps thee, 'tis thou that must help me:
+ Impatiently I burn with thy desire;
+ My heart and hands thou hast at once subdued.
+ Excellent Pucelle, if thy name be so,
+ Let me thy servant and not sovereign be:
+ 'Tis the French Dauphin sueth to thee thus.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE I must not yield to any rites of love,
+ For my profession's sacred from above:
+ When I have chased all thy foes from hence,
+ Then will I think upon a recompense.
+
+CHARLES Meantime look gracious on thy prostrate thrall.
+
+REIGNIER My lord, methinks, is very long in talk.
+
+ALENCON Doubtless he shrives this woman to her smock;
+ Else ne'er could he so long protract his speech.
+
+REIGNIER Shall we disturb him, since he keeps no mean?
+
+ALENCON He may mean more than we poor men do know:
+ These women are shrewd tempters with their tongues.
+
+REIGNIER My lord, where are you? what devise you on?
+ Shall we give over Orleans, or no?
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Why, no, I say, distrustful recreants!
+ Fight till the last gasp; I will be your guard.
+
+CHARLES What she says I'll confirm: we'll fight it out.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Assign'd am I to be the English scourge.
+ This night the siege assuredly I'll raise:
+ Expect Saint Martin's summer, halcyon days,
+ Since I have entered into these wars.
+ Glory is like a circle in the water,
+ Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself
+ Till by broad spreading it disperse to nought.
+ With Henry's death the English circle ends;
+ Dispersed are the glories it included.
+ Now am I like that proud insulting ship
+ Which Caesar and his fortune bare at once.
+
+CHARLES Was Mahomet inspired with a dove?
+ Thou with an eagle art inspired then.
+ Helen, the mother of great Constantine,
+ Nor yet Saint Philip's daughters, were like thee.
+ Bright star of Venus, fall'n down on the earth,
+ How may I reverently worship thee enough?
+
+ALENCON Leave off delays, and let us raise the siege.
+
+REIGNIER Woman, do what thou canst to save our honours;
+ Drive them from Orleans and be immortalized.
+
+CHARLES Presently we'll try: come, let's away about it:
+ No prophet will I trust, if she prove false.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III London. Before the Tower.
+
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, with his Serving-men in blue coats]
+
+GLOUCESTER I am come to survey the Tower this day:
+ Since Henry's death, I fear, there is conveyance.
+ Where be these warders, that they wait not here?
+ Open the gates; 'tis Gloucester that calls.
+
+First Warder [Within] Who's there that knocks so imperiously?
+
+First Serving-Man It is the noble Duke of Gloucester.
+
+Second Warder [Within] Whoe'er he be, you may not be let in.
+
+First Serving-Man Villains, answer you so the lord protector?
+
+First Warder [Within] The Lord protect him! so we answer him:
+ We do no otherwise than we are will'd.
+
+GLOUCESTER Who willed you? or whose will stands but mine?
+ There's none protector of the realm but I.
+ Break up the gates, I'll be your warrantize.
+ Shall I be flouted thus by dunghill grooms?
+
+ [Gloucester's men rush at the Tower Gates, and
+ WOODVILE the Lieutenant speaks within]
+
+WOODVILE What noise is this? what traitors have we here?
+
+GLOUCESTER Lieutenant, is it you whose voice I hear?
+ Open the gates; here's Gloucester that would enter.
+
+WOODVILE Have patience, noble duke; I may not open;
+ The Cardinal of Winchester forbids:
+ From him I have express commandment
+ That thou nor none of thine shall be let in.
+
+GLOUCESTER Faint-hearted Woodvile, prizest him 'fore me?
+ Arrogant Winchester, that haughty prelate,
+ Whom Henry, our late sovereign, ne'er could brook?
+ Thou art no friend to God or to the king:
+ Open the gates, or I'll shut thee out shortly.
+
+Serving-Men Open the gates unto the lord protector,
+ Or we'll burst them open, if that you come not quickly.
+
+ [Enter to the Protector at the Tower Gates BISHOP
+ OF WINCHESTER and his men in tawny coats]
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER How now, ambitious Humphry! what means this?
+
+GLOUCESTER Peel'd priest, dost thou command me to be shut out?
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER I do, thou most usurping proditor,
+ And not protector, of the king or realm.
+
+GLOUCESTER Stand back, thou manifest conspirator,
+ Thou that contrivedst to murder our dead lord;
+ Thou that givest whores indulgences to sin:
+ I'll canvass thee in thy broad cardinal's hat,
+ If thou proceed in this thy insolence.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Nay, stand thou back, I will not budge a foot:
+ This be Damascus, be thou cursed Cain,
+ To slay thy brother Abel, if thou wilt.
+
+GLOUCESTER I will not slay thee, but I'll drive thee back:
+ Thy scarlet robes as a child's bearing-cloth
+ I'll use to carry thee out of this place.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Do what thou darest; I beard thee to thy face.
+
+GLOUCESTER What! am I dared and bearded to my face?
+ Draw, men, for all this privileged place;
+ Blue coats to tawny coats. Priest, beware your beard,
+ I mean to tug it and to cuff you soundly:
+ Under my feet I stamp thy cardinal's hat:
+ In spite of pope or dignities of church,
+ Here by the cheeks I'll drag thee up and down.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Gloucester, thou wilt answer this before the pope.
+
+GLOUCESTER Winchester goose, I cry, a rope! a rope!
+ Now beat them hence; why do you let them stay?
+ Thee I'll chase hence, thou wolf in sheep's array.
+ Out, tawny coats! out, scarlet hypocrite!
+
+ [Here GLOUCESTER's men beat out BISHOP OF
+ WINCHESTER's men, and enter in the hurly-
+ burly the Mayor of London and his Officers]
+
+Mayor Fie, lords! that you, being supreme magistrates,
+ Thus contumeliously should break the peace!
+
+GLOUCESTER Peace, mayor! thou know'st little of my wrongs:
+ Here's Beaufort, that regards nor God nor king,
+ Hath here distrain'd the Tower to his use.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Here's Gloucester, a foe to citizens,
+ One that still motions war and never peace,
+ O'ercharging your free purses with large fines,
+ That seeks to overthrow religion,
+ Because he is protector of the realm,
+ And would have armour here out of the Tower,
+ To crown himself king and suppress the prince.
+
+GLOUCESTER I will not answer thee with words, but blows.
+
+ [Here they skirmish again]
+
+Mayor Naught rests for me in this tumultuous strife
+ But to make open proclamation:
+ Come, officer; as loud as e'er thou canst,
+ Cry.
+
+Officer All manner of men assembled here in arms this day
+ against God's peace and the king's, we charge and
+ command you, in his highness' name, to repair to
+ your several dwelling-places; and not to wear,
+ handle, or use any sword, weapon, or dagger,
+ henceforward, upon pain of death.
+
+GLOUCESTER Cardinal, I'll be no breaker of the law:
+ But we shall meet, and break our minds at large.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Gloucester, we will meet; to thy cost, be sure:
+ Thy heart-blood I will have for this day's work.
+
+Mayor I'll call for clubs, if you will not away.
+ This cardinal's more haughty than the devil.
+
+GLOUCESTER Mayor, farewell: thou dost but what thou mayst.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Abominable Gloucester, guard thy head;
+ For I intend to have it ere long.
+
+ [Exeunt, severally, GLOUCESTER and BISHOP OF
+ WINCHESTER with their Serving-men]
+
+Mayor See the coast clear'd, and then we will depart.
+ Good God, these nobles should such stomachs bear!
+ I myself fight not once in forty year.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Orleans.
+
+
+ [Enter, on the walls, a Master Gunner and his Boy]
+
+Master-Gunner Sirrah, thou know'st how Orleans is besieged,
+ And how the English have the suburbs won.
+
+Boy Father, I know; and oft have shot at them,
+ Howe'er unfortunate I miss'd my aim.
+
+Master-Gunner But now thou shalt not. Be thou ruled by me:
+ Chief master-gunner am I of this town;
+ Something I must do to procure me grace.
+ The prince's espials have informed me
+ How the English, in the suburbs close intrench'd,
+ Wont, through a secret grate of iron bars
+ In yonder tower, to overpeer the city,
+ And thence discover how with most advantage
+ They may vex us with shot, or with assault.
+ To intercept this inconvenience,
+ A piece of ordnance 'gainst it I have placed;
+ And even these three days have I watch'd,
+ If I could see them.
+ Now do thou watch, for I can stay no longer.
+ If thou spy'st any, run and bring me word;
+ And thou shalt find me at the governor's.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Boy Father, I warrant you; take you no care;
+ I'll never trouble you, if I may spy them.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter, on the turrets, SALISBURY and TALBOT,
+ GLANSDALE, GARGRAVE, and others]
+
+SALISBURY Talbot, my life, my joy, again return'd!
+ How wert thou handled being prisoner?
+ Or by what means got'st thou to be released?
+ Discourse, I prithee, on this turret's top.
+
+TALBOT The Duke of Bedford had a prisoner
+ Call'd the brave Lord Ponton de Santrailles;
+ For him was I exchanged and ransomed.
+ But with a baser man of arms by far
+ Once in contempt they would have barter'd me:
+ Which I, disdaining, scorn'd; and craved death,
+ Rather than I would be so vile esteem'd.
+ In fine, redeem'd I was as I desired.
+ But, O! the treacherous Fastolfe wounds my heart,
+ Whom with my bare fists I would execute,
+ If I now had him brought into my power.
+
+SALISBURY Yet tell'st thou not how thou wert entertain'd.
+
+TALBOT With scoffs and scorns and contumelious taunts.
+ In open market-place produced they me,
+ To be a public spectacle to all:
+ Here, said they, is the terror of the French,
+ The scarecrow that affrights our children so.
+ Then broke I from the officers that led me,
+ And with my nails digg'd stones out of the ground,
+ To hurl at the beholders of my shame:
+ My grisly countenance made others fly;
+ None durst come near for fear of sudden death.
+ In iron walls they deem'd me not secure;
+ So great fear of my name 'mongst them was spread,
+ That they supposed I could rend bars of steel,
+ And spurn in pieces posts of adamant:
+ Wherefore a guard of chosen shot I had,
+ That walked about me every minute-while;
+ And if I did but stir out of my bed,
+ Ready they were to shoot me to the heart.
+
+ [Enter the Boy with a linstock]
+
+SALISBURY I grieve to hear what torments you endured,
+ But we will be revenged sufficiently
+ Now it is supper-time in Orleans:
+ Here, through this grate, I count each one
+ and view the Frenchmen how they fortify:
+ Let us look in; the sight will much delight thee.
+ Sir Thomas Gargrave, and Sir William Glansdale,
+ Let me have your express opinions
+ Where is best place to make our battery next.
+
+GARGRAVE I think, at the north gate; for there stand lords.
+
+GLANSDALE And I, here, at the bulwark of the bridge.
+
+TALBOT For aught I see, this city must be famish'd,
+ Or with light skirmishes enfeebled.
+
+ [Here they shoot. SALISBURY and GARGRAVE fall]
+
+SALISBURY O Lord, have mercy on us, wretched sinners!
+
+GARGRAVE O Lord, have mercy on me, woful man!
+
+TALBOT What chance is this that suddenly hath cross'd us?
+ Speak, Salisbury; at least, if thou canst speak:
+ How farest thou, mirror of all martial men?
+ One of thy eyes and thy cheek's side struck off!
+ Accursed tower! accursed fatal hand
+ That hath contrived this woful tragedy!
+ In thirteen battles Salisbury o'ercame;
+ Henry the Fifth he first train'd to the wars;
+ Whilst any trump did sound, or drum struck up,
+ His sword did ne'er leave striking in the field.
+ Yet livest thou, Salisbury? though thy speech doth fail,
+ One eye thou hast, to look to heaven for grace:
+ The sun with one eye vieweth all the world.
+ Heaven, be thou gracious to none alive,
+ If Salisbury wants mercy at thy hands!
+ Bear hence his body; I will help to bury it.
+ Sir Thomas Gargrave, hast thou any life?
+ Speak unto Talbot; nay, look up to him.
+ Salisbury, cheer thy spirit with this comfort;
+ Thou shalt not die whiles--
+ He beckons with his hand and smiles on me.
+ As who should say 'When I am dead and gone,
+ Remember to avenge me on the French.'
+ Plantagenet, I will; and like thee, Nero,
+ Play on the lute, beholding the towns burn:
+ Wretched shall France be only in my name.
+
+ [Here an alarum, and it thunders and lightens]
+
+ What stir is this? what tumult's in the heavens?
+ Whence cometh this alarum and the noise?
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger My lord, my lord, the French have gathered head:
+ The Dauphin, with one Joan la Pucelle join'd,
+ A holy prophetess new risen up,
+ Is come with a great power to raise the siege.
+
+ [Here SALISBURY lifteth himself up and groans]
+
+TALBOT Hear, hear how dying Salisbury doth groan!
+ It irks his heart he cannot be revenged.
+ Frenchmen, I'll be a Salisbury to you:
+ Pucelle or puzzel, dolphin or dogfish,
+ Your hearts I'll stamp out with my horse's heels,
+ And make a quagmire of your mingled brains.
+ Convey me Salisbury into his tent,
+ And then we'll try what these dastard Frenchmen dare.
+
+ [Alarum. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE V The same.
+
+
+ [Here an alarum again: and TALBOT pursueth the
+ DAUPHIN, and driveth him: then enter JOAN LA
+ PUCELLE, driving Englishmen before her, and exit
+ after them then re-enter TALBOT]
+
+TALBOT Where is my strength, my valour, and my force?
+ Our English troops retire, I cannot stay them:
+ A woman clad in armour chaseth them.
+
+ [Re-enter JOAN LA PUCELLE]
+
+ Here, here she comes. I'll have a bout with thee;
+ Devil or devil's dam, I'll conjure thee:
+ Blood will I draw on thee, thou art a witch,
+ And straightway give thy soul to him thou servest.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Come, come, 'tis only I that must disgrace thee.
+
+ [Here they fight]
+
+TALBOT Heavens, can you suffer hell so to prevail?
+ My breast I'll burst with straining of my courage
+ And from my shoulders crack my arms asunder.
+ But I will chastise this high-minded strumpet.
+
+ [They fight again]
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Talbot, farewell; thy hour is not yet come:
+ I must go victual Orleans forthwith.
+
+ [A short alarum; then enter the town with soldiers]
+
+ O'ertake me, if thou canst; I scorn thy strength.
+ Go, go, cheer up thy hungry-starved men;
+ Help Salisbury to make his testament:
+ This day is ours, as many more shall be.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+TALBOT My thoughts are whirled like a potter's wheel;
+ I know not where I am, nor what I do;
+ A witch, by fear, not force, like Hannibal,
+ Drives back our troops and conquers as she lists:
+ So bees with smoke and doves with noisome stench
+ Are from their hives and houses driven away.
+ They call'd us for our fierceness English dogs;
+ Now, like to whelps, we crying run away.
+
+ [A short alarum]
+
+ Hark, countrymen! either renew the fight,
+ Or tear the lions out of England's coat;
+ Renounce your soil, give sheep in lions' stead:
+ Sheep run not half so treacherous from the wolf,
+ Or horse or oxen from the leopard,
+ As you fly from your oft-subdued slaves.
+
+ [Alarum. Here another skirmish]
+
+ It will not be: retire into your trenches:
+ You all consented unto Salisbury's death,
+ For none would strike a stroke in his revenge.
+ Pucelle is enter'd into Orleans,
+ In spite of us or aught that we could do.
+ O, would I were to die with Salisbury!
+ The shame hereof will make me hide my head.
+
+ [Exit TALBOT. Alarum; retreat; flourish]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE VI The same.
+
+
+ [Enter, on the walls, JOAN LA PUCELLE, CHARLES,
+ REIGNIER, ALENCON, and Soldiers]
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Advance our waving colours on the walls;
+ Rescued is Orleans from the English
+ Thus Joan la Pucelle hath perform'd her word.
+
+CHARLES Divinest creature, Astraea's daughter,
+ How shall I honour thee for this success?
+ Thy promises are like Adonis' gardens
+ That one day bloom'd and fruitful were the next.
+ France, triumph in thy glorious prophetess!
+ Recover'd is the town of Orleans:
+ More blessed hap did ne'er befall our state.
+
+REIGNIER Why ring not out the bells aloud throughout the town?
+ Dauphin, command the citizens make bonfires
+ And feast and banquet in the open streets,
+ To celebrate the joy that God hath given us.
+
+ALENCON All France will be replete with mirth and joy,
+ When they shall hear how we have play'd the men.
+
+CHARLES 'Tis Joan, not we, by whom the day is won;
+ For which I will divide my crown with her,
+ And all the priests and friars in my realm
+ Shall in procession sing her endless praise.
+ A statelier pyramis to her I'll rear
+ Than Rhodope's or Memphis' ever was:
+ In memory of her when she is dead,
+ Her ashes, in an urn more precious
+ Than the rich-jewel'd of Darius,
+ Transported shall be at high festivals
+ Before the kings and queens of France.
+ No longer on Saint Denis will we cry,
+ But Joan la Pucelle shall be France's saint.
+ Come in, and let us banquet royally,
+ After this golden day of victory.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before Orleans.
+
+
+ [Enter a Sergeant of a band with two Sentinels]
+
+Sergeant Sirs, take your places and be vigilant:
+ If any noise or soldier you perceive
+ Near to the walls, by some apparent sign
+ Let us have knowledge at the court of guard.
+
+First Sentinel Sergeant, you shall.
+
+ [Exit Sergeant]
+
+ Thus are poor servitors,
+ When others sleep upon their quiet beds,
+ Constrain'd to watch in darkness, rain and cold.
+
+ [Enter TALBOT, BEDFORD, BURGUNDY, and Forces, with
+ scaling-ladders, their drums beating a dead march]
+
+TALBOT Lord Regent, and redoubted Burgundy,
+ By whose approach the regions of Artois,
+ Wallon and Picardy are friends to us,
+ This happy night the Frenchmen are secure,
+ Having all day caroused and banqueted:
+ Embrace we then this opportunity
+ As fitting best to quittance their deceit
+ Contrived by art and baleful sorcery.
+
+BEDFORD Coward of France! how much he wrongs his fame,
+ Despairing of his own arm's fortitude,
+ To join with witches and the help of hell!
+
+BURGUNDY Traitors have never other company.
+ But what's that Pucelle whom they term so pure?
+
+TALBOT A maid, they say.
+
+BEDFORD A maid! and be so martial!
+
+BURGUNDY Pray God she prove not masculine ere long,
+ If underneath the standard of the French
+ She carry armour as she hath begun.
+
+TALBOT Well, let them practise and converse with spirits:
+ God is our fortress, in whose conquering name
+ Let us resolve to scale their flinty bulwarks.
+
+BEDFORD Ascend, brave Talbot; we will follow thee.
+
+TALBOT Not all together: better far, I guess,
+ That we do make our entrance several ways;
+ That, if it chance the one of us do fail,
+ The other yet may rise against their force.
+
+BEDFORD Agreed: I'll to yond corner.
+
+BURGUNDY And I to this.
+
+TALBOT And here will Talbot mount, or make his grave.
+ Now, Salisbury, for thee, and for the right
+ Of English Henry, shall this night appear
+ How much in duty I am bound to both.
+
+Sentinels Arm! arm! the enemy doth make assault!
+
+ [Cry: 'St. George,' 'A Talbot.']
+
+ [The French leap over the walls in their shirts.
+ Enter, several ways, the BASTARD OF ORLEANS,
+ ALENCON, and REIGNIER, half ready, and half unready]
+
+ALENCON How now, my lords! what, all unready so?
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS Unready! ay, and glad we 'scaped so well.
+
+REIGNIER 'Twas time, I trow, to wake and leave our beds,
+ Hearing alarums at our chamber-doors.
+
+ALENCON Of all exploits since first I follow'd arms,
+ Ne'er heard I of a warlike enterprise
+ More venturous or desperate than this.
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS I think this Talbot be a fiend of hell.
+
+REIGNIER If not of hell, the heavens, sure, favour him.
+
+ALENCON Here cometh Charles: I marvel how he sped.
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS Tut, holy Joan was his defensive guard.
+
+ [Enter CHARLES and JOAN LA PUCELLE]
+
+CHARLES Is this thy cunning, thou deceitful dame?
+ Didst thou at first, to flatter us withal,
+ Make us partakers of a little gain,
+ That now our loss might be ten times so much?
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Wherefore is Charles impatient with his friend!
+ At all times will you have my power alike?
+ Sleeping or waking must I still prevail,
+ Or will you blame and lay the fault on me?
+ Improvident soldiers! had your watch been good,
+ This sudden mischief never could have fall'n.
+
+CHARLES Duke of Alencon, this was your default,
+ That, being captain of the watch to-night,
+ Did look no better to that weighty charge.
+
+ALENCON Had all your quarters been as safely kept
+ As that whereof I had the government,
+ We had not been thus shamefully surprised.
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS Mine was secure.
+
+REIGNIER And so was mine, my lord.
+
+CHARLES And, for myself, most part of all this night,
+ Within her quarter and mine own precinct
+ I was employ'd in passing to and fro,
+ About relieving of the sentinels:
+ Then how or which way should they first break in?
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Question, my lords, no further of the case,
+ How or which way: 'tis sure they found some place
+ But weakly guarded, where the breach was made.
+ And now there rests no other shift but this;
+ To gather our soldiers, scatter'd and dispersed,
+ And lay new platforms to endamage them.
+
+ [Alarum. Enter an English Soldier, crying 'A
+ Talbot! a Talbot!' They fly, leaving their
+ clothes behind]
+
+Soldier I'll be so bold to take what they have left.
+ The cry of Talbot serves me for a sword;
+ For I have loaden me with many spoils,
+ Using no other weapon but his name.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Orleans. Within the town.
+
+
+ [Enter TALBOT, BEDFORD, BURGUNDY, a Captain, and others]
+
+BEDFORD The day begins to break, and night is fled,
+ Whose pitchy mantle over-veil'd the earth.
+ Here sound retreat, and cease our hot pursuit.
+
+ [Retreat sounded]
+
+TALBOT Bring forth the body of old Salisbury,
+ And here advance it in the market-place,
+ The middle centre of this cursed town.
+ Now have I paid my vow unto his soul;
+ For every drop of blood was drawn from him,
+ There hath at least five Frenchmen died tonight.
+ And that hereafter ages may behold
+ What ruin happen'd in revenge of him,
+ Within their chiefest temple I'll erect
+ A tomb, wherein his corpse shall be interr'd:
+ Upon the which, that every one may read,
+ Shall be engraved the sack of Orleans,
+ The treacherous manner of his mournful death
+ And what a terror he had been to France.
+ But, lords, in all our bloody massacre,
+ I muse we met not with the Dauphin's grace,
+ His new-come champion, virtuous Joan of Arc,
+ Nor any of his false confederates.
+
+BEDFORD 'Tis thought, Lord Talbot, when the fight began,
+ Roused on the sudden from their drowsy beds,
+ They did amongst the troops of armed men
+ Leap o'er the walls for refuge in the field.
+
+BURGUNDY Myself, as far as I could well discern
+ For smoke and dusky vapours of the night,
+ Am sure I scared the Dauphin and his trull,
+ When arm in arm they both came swiftly running,
+ Like to a pair of loving turtle-doves
+ That could not live asunder day or night.
+ After that things are set in order here,
+ We'll follow them with all the power we have.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger All hail, my lords! which of this princely train
+ Call ye the warlike Talbot, for his acts
+ So much applauded through the realm of France?
+
+TALBOT Here is the Talbot: who would speak with him?
+
+Messenger The virtuous lady, Countess of Auvergne,
+ With modesty admiring thy renown,
+ By me entreats, great lord, thou wouldst vouchsafe
+ To visit her poor castle where she lies,
+ That she may boast she hath beheld the man
+ Whose glory fills the world with loud report.
+
+BURGUNDY Is it even so? Nay, then, I see our wars
+ Will turn unto a peaceful comic sport,
+ When ladies crave to be encounter'd with.
+ You may not, my lord, despise her gentle suit.
+
+TALBOT Ne'er trust me then; for when a world of men
+ Could not prevail with all their oratory,
+ Yet hath a woman's kindness over-ruled:
+ And therefore tell her I return great thanks,
+ And in submission will attend on her.
+ Will not your honours bear me company?
+
+BEDFORD No, truly; it is more than manners will:
+ And I have heard it said, unbidden guests
+ Are often welcomest when they are gone.
+
+TALBOT Well then, alone, since there's no remedy,
+ I mean to prove this lady's courtesy.
+ Come hither, captain.
+
+ [Whispers]
+
+ You perceive my mind?
+
+Captain I do, my lord, and mean accordingly.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III Auvergne. The COUNTESS's castle.
+
+
+ [Enter the COUNTESS and her Porter]
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE Porter, remember what I gave in charge;
+ And when you have done so, bring the keys to me.
+
+Porter Madam, I will.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE The plot is laid: if all things fall out right,
+ I shall as famous be by this exploit
+ As Scythian Tomyris by Cyrus' death.
+ Great is the rumor of this dreadful knight,
+ And his achievements of no less account:
+ Fain would mine eyes be witness with mine ears,
+ To give their censure of these rare reports.
+
+ [Enter Messenger and TALBOT]
+
+Messenger Madam,
+ According as your ladyship desired,
+ By message craved, so is Lord Talbot come.
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE And he is welcome. What! is this the man?
+
+Messenger Madam, it is.
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE Is this the scourge of France?
+ Is this the Talbot, so much fear'd abroad
+ That with his name the mothers still their babes?
+ I see report is fabulous and false:
+ I thought I should have seen some Hercules,
+ A second Hector, for his grim aspect,
+ And large proportion of his strong-knit limbs.
+ Alas, this is a child, a silly dwarf!
+ It cannot be this weak and writhled shrimp
+ Should strike such terror to his enemies.
+
+TALBOT Madam, I have been bold to trouble you;
+ But since your ladyship is not at leisure,
+ I'll sort some other time to visit you.
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE What means he now? Go ask him whither he goes.
+
+Messenger Stay, my Lord Talbot; for my lady craves
+ To know the cause of your abrupt departure.
+
+TALBOT Marry, for that she's in a wrong belief,
+ I go to certify her Talbot's here.
+
+ [Re-enter Porter with keys]
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE If thou be he, then art thou prisoner.
+
+TALBOT Prisoner! to whom?
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE To me, blood-thirsty lord;
+ And for that cause I trained thee to my house.
+ Long time thy shadow hath been thrall to me,
+ For in my gallery thy picture hangs:
+ But now the substance shall endure the like,
+ And I will chain these legs and arms of thine,
+ That hast by tyranny these many years
+ Wasted our country, slain our citizens
+ And sent our sons and husbands captivate.
+
+TALBOT Ha, ha, ha!
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE Laughest thou, wretch? thy mirth shall turn to moan.
+
+TALBOT I laugh to see your ladyship so fond
+ To think that you have aught but Talbot's shadow
+ Whereon to practise your severity.
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE Why, art not thou the man?
+
+TALBOT I am indeed.
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE Then have I substance too.
+
+TALBOT No, no, I am but shadow of myself:
+ You are deceived, my substance is not here;
+ For what you see is but the smallest part
+ And least proportion of humanity:
+ I tell you, madam, were the whole frame here,
+ It is of such a spacious lofty pitch,
+ Your roof were not sufficient to contain't.
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE This is a riddling merchant for the nonce;
+ He will be here, and yet he is not here:
+ How can these contrarieties agree?
+
+TALBOT That will I show you presently.
+
+ [Winds his horn. Drums strike up: a peal of
+ ordnance. Enter soldiers]
+
+ How say you, madam? are you now persuaded
+ That Talbot is but shadow of himself?
+ These are his substance, sinews, arms and strength,
+ With which he yoketh your rebellious necks,
+ Razeth your cities and subverts your towns
+ And in a moment makes them desolate.
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE Victorious Talbot! pardon my abuse:
+ I find thou art no less than fame hath bruited
+ And more than may be gather'd by thy shape.
+ Let my presumption not provoke thy wrath;
+ For I am sorry that with reverence
+ I did not entertain thee as thou art.
+
+TALBOT Be not dismay'd, fair lady; nor misconstrue
+ The mind of Talbot, as you did mistake
+ The outward composition of his body.
+ What you have done hath not offended me;
+ Nor other satisfaction do I crave,
+ But only, with your patience, that we may
+ Taste of your wine and see what cates you have;
+ For soldiers' stomachs always serve them well.
+
+COUNTESS
+OF AUVERGNE With all my heart, and think me honoured
+ To feast so great a warrior in my house.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+SCENE IV London. The Temple-garden.
+
+
+ [Enter the Earls of SOMERSET, SUFFOLK, and WARWICK;
+ RICHARD PLANTAGENET, VERNON, and another Lawyer]
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Great lords and gentlemen, what means this silence?
+ Dare no man answer in a case of truth?
+
+SUFFOLK Within the Temple-hall we were too loud;
+ The garden here is more convenient.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Then say at once if I maintain'd the truth;
+ Or else was wrangling Somerset in the error?
+
+SUFFOLK Faith, I have been a truant in the law,
+ And never yet could frame my will to it;
+ And therefore frame the law unto my will.
+
+SOMERSET Judge you, my Lord of Warwick, then, between us.
+
+WARWICK Between two hawks, which flies the higher pitch;
+ Between two dogs, which hath the deeper mouth;
+ Between two blades, which bears the better temper:
+ Between two horses, which doth bear him best;
+ Between two girls, which hath the merriest eye;
+ I have perhaps some shallow spirit of judgement;
+ But in these nice sharp quillets of the law,
+ Good faith, I am no wiser than a daw.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Tut, tut, here is a mannerly forbearance:
+ The truth appears so naked on my side
+ That any purblind eye may find it out.
+
+SOMERSET And on my side it is so well apparell'd,
+ So clear, so shining and so evident
+ That it will glimmer through a blind man's eye.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Since you are tongue-tied and so loath to speak,
+ In dumb significants proclaim your thoughts:
+ Let him that is a true-born gentleman
+ And stands upon the honour of his birth,
+ If he suppose that I have pleaded truth,
+ From off this brier pluck a white rose with me.
+
+SOMERSET Let him that is no coward nor no flatterer,
+ But dare maintain the party of the truth,
+ Pluck a red rose from off this thorn with me.
+
+WARWICK I love no colours, and without all colour
+ Of base insinuating flattery
+ I pluck this white rose with Plantagenet.
+
+SUFFOLK I pluck this red rose with young Somerset
+ And say withal I think he held the right.
+
+VERNON Stay, lords and gentlemen, and pluck no more,
+ Till you conclude that he upon whose side
+ The fewest roses are cropp'd from the tree
+ Shall yield the other in the right opinion.
+
+SOMERSET Good Master Vernon, it is well objected:
+ If I have fewest, I subscribe in silence.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET And I.
+
+VERNON Then for the truth and plainness of the case.
+ I pluck this pale and maiden blossom here,
+ Giving my verdict on the white rose side.
+
+SOMERSET Prick not your finger as you pluck it off,
+ Lest bleeding you do paint the white rose red
+ And fall on my side so, against your will.
+
+VERNON If I my lord, for my opinion bleed,
+ Opinion shall be surgeon to my hurt
+ And keep me on the side where still I am.
+
+SOMERSET Well, well, come on: who else?
+
+Lawyer Unless my study and my books be false,
+ The argument you held was wrong in you:
+
+ [To SOMERSET]
+
+ In sign whereof I pluck a white rose too.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Now, Somerset, where is your argument?
+
+SOMERSET Here in my scabbard, meditating that
+ Shall dye your white rose in a bloody red.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Meantime your cheeks do counterfeit our roses;
+ For pale they look with fear, as witnessing
+ The truth on our side.
+
+SOMERSET No, Plantagenet,
+ 'Tis not for fear but anger that thy cheeks
+ Blush for pure shame to counterfeit our roses,
+ And yet thy tongue will not confess thy error.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Hath not thy rose a canker, Somerset?
+
+SOMERSET Hath not thy rose a thorn, Plantagenet?
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Ay, sharp and piercing, to maintain his truth;
+ Whiles thy consuming canker eats his falsehood.
+
+SOMERSET Well, I'll find friends to wear my bleeding roses,
+ That shall maintain what I have said is true,
+ Where false Plantagenet dare not be seen.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Now, by this maiden blossom in my hand,
+ I scorn thee and thy fashion, peevish boy.
+
+SUFFOLK Turn not thy scorns this way, Plantagenet.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Proud Pole, I will, and scorn both him and thee.
+
+SUFFOLK I'll turn my part thereof into thy throat.
+
+SOMERSET Away, away, good William de la Pole!
+ We grace the yeoman by conversing with him.
+
+WARWICK Now, by God's will, thou wrong'st him, Somerset;
+ His grandfather was Lionel Duke of Clarence,
+ Third son to the third Edward King of England:
+ Spring crestless yeomen from so deep a root?
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET He bears him on the place's privilege,
+ Or durst not, for his craven heart, say thus.
+
+SOMERSET By him that made me, I'll maintain my words
+ On any plot of ground in Christendom.
+ Was not thy father, Richard Earl of Cambridge,
+ For treason executed in our late king's days?
+ And, by his treason, stand'st not thou attainted,
+ Corrupted, and exempt from ancient gentry?
+ His trespass yet lives guilty in thy blood;
+ And, till thou be restored, thou art a yeoman.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET My father was attached, not attainted,
+ Condemn'd to die for treason, but no traitor;
+ And that I'll prove on better men than Somerset,
+ Were growing time once ripen'd to my will.
+ For your partaker Pole and you yourself,
+ I'll note you in my book of memory,
+ To scourge you for this apprehension:
+ Look to it well and say you are well warn'd.
+
+SOMERSET Ah, thou shalt find us ready for thee still;
+ And know us by these colours for thy foes,
+ For these my friends in spite of thee shall wear.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET And, by my soul, this pale and angry rose,
+ As cognizance of my blood-drinking hate,
+ Will I for ever and my faction wear,
+ Until it wither with me to my grave
+ Or flourish to the height of my degree.
+
+SUFFOLK Go forward and be choked with thy ambition!
+ And so farewell until I meet thee next.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SOMERSET Have with thee, Pole. Farewell, ambitious Richard.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET How I am braved and must perforce endure it!
+
+WARWICK This blot that they object against your house
+ Shall be wiped out in the next parliament
+ Call'd for the truce of Winchester and Gloucester;
+ And if thou be not then created York,
+ I will not live to be accounted Warwick.
+ Meantime, in signal of my love to thee,
+ Against proud Somerset and William Pole,
+ Will I upon thy party wear this rose:
+ And here I prophesy: this brawl to-day,
+ Grown to this faction in the Temple-garden,
+ Shall send between the red rose and the white
+ A thousand souls to death and deadly night.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Good Master Vernon, I am bound to you,
+ That you on my behalf would pluck a flower.
+
+VERNON In your behalf still will I wear the same.
+
+Lawyer And so will I.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Thanks, gentle sir.
+ Come, let us four to dinner: I dare say
+ This quarrel will drink blood another day.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+SCENE V The Tower of London.
+
+
+ [Enter MORTIMER, brought in a chair, and Gaolers]
+
+MORTIMER Kind keepers of my weak decaying age,
+ Let dying Mortimer here rest himself.
+ Even like a man new haled from the rack,
+ So fare my limbs with long imprisonment.
+ And these grey locks, the pursuivants of death,
+ Nestor-like aged in an age of care,
+ Argue the end of Edmund Mortimer.
+ These eyes, like lamps whose wasting oil is spent,
+ Wax dim, as drawing to their exigent;
+ Weak shoulders, overborne with burthening grief,
+ And pithless arms, like to a wither'd vine
+ That droops his sapless branches to the ground;
+ Yet are these feet, whose strengthless stay is numb,
+ Unable to support this lump of clay,
+ Swift-winged with desire to get a grave,
+ As witting I no other comfort have.
+ But tell me, keeper, will my nephew come?
+
+First Gaoler Richard Plantagenet, my lord, will come:
+ We sent unto the Temple, unto his chamber;
+ And answer was return'd that he will come.
+
+MORTIMER Enough: my soul shall then be satisfied.
+ Poor gentleman! his wrong doth equal mine.
+ Since Henry Monmouth first began to reign,
+ Before whose glory I was great in arms,
+ This loathsome sequestration have I had:
+ And even since then hath Richard been obscured,
+ Deprived of honour and inheritance.
+ But now the arbitrator of despairs,
+ Just death, kind umpire of men's miseries,
+ With sweet enlargement doth dismiss me hence:
+ I would his troubles likewise were expired,
+ That so he might recover what was lost.
+
+ [Enter RICHARD PLANTAGENET]
+
+First Gaoler My lord, your loving nephew now is come.
+
+MORTIMER Richard Plantagenet, my friend, is he come?
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Ay, noble uncle, thus ignobly used,
+ Your nephew, late despised Richard, comes.
+
+MORTIMER Direct mine arms I may embrace his neck,
+ And in his bosom spend my latter gasp:
+ O, tell me when my lips do touch his cheeks,
+ That I may kindly give one fainting kiss.
+ And now declare, sweet stem from York's great stock,
+ Why didst thou say, of late thou wert despised?
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET First, lean thine aged back against mine arm;
+ And, in that ease, I'll tell thee my disease.
+ This day, in argument upon a case,
+ Some words there grew 'twixt Somerset and me;
+ Among which terms he used his lavish tongue
+ And did upbraid me with my father's death:
+ Which obloquy set bars before my tongue,
+ Else with the like I had requited him.
+ Therefore, good uncle, for my father's sake,
+ In honour of a true Plantagenet
+ And for alliance sake, declare the cause
+ My father, Earl of Cambridge, lost his head.
+
+MORTIMER That cause, fair nephew, that imprison'd me
+ And hath detain'd me all my flowering youth
+ Within a loathsome dungeon, there to pine,
+ Was cursed instrument of his decease.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Discover more at large what cause that was,
+ For I am ignorant and cannot guess.
+
+MORTIMER I will, if that my fading breath permit
+ And death approach not ere my tale be done.
+ Henry the Fourth, grandfather to this king,
+ Deposed his nephew Richard, Edward's son,
+ The first-begotten and the lawful heir,
+ Of Edward king, the third of that descent:
+ During whose reign the Percies of the north,
+ Finding his usurpation most unjust,
+ Endeavor'd my advancement to the throne:
+ The reason moved these warlike lords to this
+ Was, for that--young King Richard thus removed,
+ Leaving no heir begotten of his body--
+ I was the next by birth and parentage;
+ For by my mother I derived am
+ From Lionel Duke of Clarence, the third son
+ To King Edward the Third; whereas he
+ From John of Gaunt doth bring his pedigree,
+ Being but fourth of that heroic line.
+ But mark: as in this haughty attempt
+ They laboured to plant the rightful heir,
+ I lost my liberty and they their lives.
+ Long after this, when Henry the Fifth,
+ Succeeding his father Bolingbroke, did reign,
+ Thy father, Earl of Cambridge, then derived
+ From famous Edmund Langley, Duke of York,
+ Marrying my sister that thy mother was,
+ Again in pity of my hard distress
+ Levied an army, weening to redeem
+ And have install'd me in the diadem:
+ But, as the rest, so fell that noble earl
+ And was beheaded. Thus the Mortimers,
+ In whom the tide rested, were suppress'd.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Of which, my lord, your honour is the last.
+
+MORTIMER True; and thou seest that I no issue have
+ And that my fainting words do warrant death;
+ Thou art my heir; the rest I wish thee gather:
+ But yet be wary in thy studious care.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Thy grave admonishments prevail with me:
+ But yet, methinks, my father's execution
+ Was nothing less than bloody tyranny.
+
+MORTIMER With silence, nephew, be thou politic:
+ Strong-fixed is the house of Lancaster,
+ And like a mountain, not to be removed.
+ But now thy uncle is removing hence:
+ As princes do their courts, when they are cloy'd
+ With long continuance in a settled place.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET O, uncle, would some part of my young years
+ Might but redeem the passage of your age!
+
+MORTIMER Thou dost then wrong me, as that slaughterer doth
+ Which giveth many wounds when one will kill.
+ Mourn not, except thou sorrow for my good;
+ Only give order for my funeral:
+ And so farewell, and fair be all thy hopes
+ And prosperous be thy life in peace and war!
+
+ [Dies]
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET And peace, no war, befall thy parting soul!
+ In prison hast thou spent a pilgrimage
+ And like a hermit overpass'd thy days.
+ Well, I will lock his counsel in my breast;
+ And what I do imagine let that rest.
+ Keepers, convey him hence, and I myself
+ Will see his burial better than his life.
+
+ [Exeunt Gaolers, bearing out the body of MORTIMER]
+
+ Here dies the dusky torch of Mortimer,
+ Choked with ambition of the meaner sort:
+ And for those wrongs, those bitter injuries,
+ Which Somerset hath offer'd to my house:
+ I doubt not but with honour to redress;
+ And therefore haste I to the parliament,
+ Either to be restored to my blood,
+ Or make my ill the advantage of my good.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. The Parliament-house.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING HENRY VI, EXETER, GLOUCESTER,
+ WARWICK, SOMERSET, and SUFFOLK; the BISHOP OF
+ WINCHESTER, RICHARD PLANTAGENET, and others.
+ GLOUCESTER offers to put up a bill; BISHOP OF
+ WINCHESTER snatches it, and tears it]
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Comest thou with deep premeditated lines,
+ With written pamphlets studiously devised,
+ Humphrey of Gloucester? If thou canst accuse,
+ Or aught intend'st to lay unto my charge,
+ Do it without invention, suddenly;
+ As I with sudden and extemporal speech
+ Purpose to answer what thou canst object.
+
+GLOUCESTER Presumptuous priest! this place commands my patience,
+ Or thou shouldst find thou hast dishonour'd me.
+ Think not, although in writing I preferr'd
+ The manner of thy vile outrageous crimes,
+ That therefore I have forged, or am not able
+ Verbatim to rehearse the method of my pen:
+ No, prelate; such is thy audacious wickedness,
+ Thy lewd, pestiferous and dissentious pranks,
+ As very infants prattle of thy pride.
+ Thou art a most pernicious usurer,
+ Forward by nature, enemy to peace;
+ Lascivious, wanton, more than well beseems
+ A man of thy profession and degree;
+ And for thy treachery, what's more manifest?
+ In that thou laid'st a trap to take my life,
+ As well at London bridge as at the Tower.
+ Beside, I fear me, if thy thoughts were sifted,
+ The king, thy sovereign, is not quite exempt
+ From envious malice of thy swelling heart.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Gloucester, I do defy thee. Lords, vouchsafe
+ To give me hearing what I shall reply.
+ If I were covetous, ambitious or perverse,
+ As he will have me, how am I so poor?
+ Or how haps it I seek not to advance
+ Or raise myself, but keep my wonted calling?
+ And for dissension, who preferreth peace
+ More than I do?--except I be provoked.
+ No, my good lords, it is not that offends;
+ It is not that that hath incensed the duke:
+ It is, because no one should sway but he;
+ No one but he should be about the king;
+ And that engenders thunder in his breast
+ And makes him roar these accusations forth.
+ But he shall know I am as good--
+
+GLOUCESTER As good!
+ Thou bastard of my grandfather!
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Ay, lordly sir; for what are you, I pray,
+ But one imperious in another's throne?
+
+GLOUCESTER Am I not protector, saucy priest?
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER And am not I a prelate of the church?
+
+GLOUCESTER Yes, as an outlaw in a castle keeps
+ And useth it to patronage his theft.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Unreverent Gloster!
+
+GLOUCESTER Thou art reverent
+ Touching thy spiritual function, not thy life.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Rome shall remedy this.
+
+WARWICK Roam thither, then.
+
+SOMERSET My lord, it were your duty to forbear.
+
+WARWICK Ay, see the bishop be not overborne.
+
+SOMERSET Methinks my lord should be religious
+ And know the office that belongs to such.
+
+WARWICK Methinks his lordship should be humbler;
+ it fitteth not a prelate so to plead.
+
+SOMERSET Yes, when his holy state is touch'd so near.
+
+WARWICK State holy or unhallow'd, what of that?
+ Is not his grace protector to the king?
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET [Aside] Plantagenet, I see, must hold his tongue,
+ Lest it be said 'Speak, sirrah, when you should;
+ Must your bold verdict enter talk with lords?'
+ Else would I have a fling at Winchester.
+
+KING HENRY VI Uncles of Gloucester and of Winchester,
+ The special watchmen of our English weal,
+ I would prevail, if prayers might prevail,
+ To join your hearts in love and amity.
+ O, what a scandal is it to our crown,
+ That two such noble peers as ye should jar!
+ Believe me, lords, my tender years can tell
+ Civil dissension is a viperous worm
+ That gnaws the bowels of the commonwealth.
+
+ [A noise within, 'Down with the tawny-coats!']
+
+ What tumult's this?
+
+WARWICK An uproar, I dare warrant,
+ Begun through malice of the bishop's men.
+
+ [A noise again, 'Stones! stones!' Enter Mayor]
+
+Mayor O, my good lords, and virtuous Henry,
+ Pity the city of London, pity us!
+ The bishop and the Duke of Gloucester's men,
+ Forbidden late to carry any weapon,
+ Have fill'd their pockets full of pebble stones
+ And banding themselves in contrary parts
+ Do pelt so fast at one another's pate
+ That many have their giddy brains knock'd out:
+ Our windows are broke down in every street
+ And we for fear compell'd to shut our shops.
+
+ [Enter Serving-men, in skirmish, with bloody pates]
+
+KING HENRY VI We charge you, on allegiance to ourself,
+ To hold your slaughtering hands and keep the peace.
+ Pray, uncle Gloucester, mitigate this strife.
+
+First Serving-man Nay, if we be forbidden stones,
+ We'll fall to it with our teeth.
+
+Second Serving-man Do what ye dare, we are as resolute.
+
+ [Skirmish again]
+
+GLOUCESTER You of my household, leave this peevish broil
+ And set this unaccustom'd fight aside.
+
+Third Serving-man My lord, we know your grace to be a man
+ Just and upright; and, for your royal birth,
+ Inferior to none but to his majesty:
+ And ere that we will suffer such a prince,
+ So kind a father of the commonweal,
+ To be disgraced by an inkhorn mate,
+ We and our wives and children all will fight
+ And have our bodies slaughtered by thy foes.
+
+First Serving-man Ay, and the very parings of our nails
+ Shall pitch a field when we are dead.
+
+ [Begin again]
+
+GLOUCESTER Stay, stay, I say!
+ And if you love me, as you say you do,
+ Let me persuade you to forbear awhile.
+
+KING HENRY VI O, how this discord doth afflict my soul!
+ Can you, my Lord of Winchester, behold
+ My sighs and tears and will not once relent?
+ Who should be pitiful, if you be not?
+ Or who should study to prefer a peace.
+ If holy churchmen take delight in broils?
+
+WARWICK Yield, my lord protector; yield, Winchester;
+ Except you mean with obstinate repulse
+ To slay your sovereign and destroy the realm.
+ You see what mischief and what murder too
+ Hath been enacted through your enmity;
+ Then be at peace except ye thirst for blood.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER He shall submit, or I will never yield.
+
+GLOUCESTER Compassion on the king commands me stoop;
+ Or I would see his heart out, ere the priest
+ Should ever get that privilege of me.
+
+WARWICK Behold, my Lord of Winchester, the duke
+ Hath banish'd moody discontented fury,
+ As by his smoothed brows it doth appear:
+ Why look you still so stern and tragical?
+
+GLOUCESTER Here, Winchester, I offer thee my hand.
+
+KING HENRY VI Fie, uncle Beaufort! I have heard you preach
+ That malice was a great and grievous sin;
+ And will not you maintain the thing you teach,
+ But prove a chief offender in the same?
+
+WARWICK Sweet king! the bishop hath a kindly gird.
+ For shame, my lord of Winchester, relent!
+ What, shall a child instruct you what to do?
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER Well, Duke of Gloucester, I will yield to thee;
+ Love for thy love and hand for hand I give.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside] Ay, but, I fear me, with a hollow heart.--
+ See here, my friends and loving countrymen,
+ This token serveth for a flag of truce
+ Betwixt ourselves and all our followers:
+ So help me God, as I dissemble not!
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER [Aside] So help me God, as I intend it not!
+
+KING HENRY VI O, loving uncle, kind Duke of Gloucester,
+ How joyful am I made by this contract!
+ Away, my masters! trouble us no more;
+ But join in friendship, as your lords have done.
+
+First Serving-man Content: I'll to the surgeon's.
+
+Second Serving-man And so will I.
+
+Third Serving-man And I will see what physic the tavern affords.
+
+ [Exeunt Serving-men, Mayor, &c]
+
+WARWICK Accept this scroll, most gracious sovereign,
+ Which in the right of Richard Plantagenet
+ We do exhibit to your majesty.
+
+GLOUCESTER Well urged, my Lord of Warwick: or sweet prince,
+ And if your grace mark every circumstance,
+ You have great reason to do Richard right;
+ Especially for those occasions
+ At Eltham Place I told your majesty.
+
+KING HENRY VI And those occasions, uncle, were of force:
+ Therefore, my loving lords, our pleasure is
+ That Richard be restored to his blood.
+
+WARWICK Let Richard be restored to his blood;
+ So shall his father's wrongs be recompensed.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER As will the rest, so willeth Winchester.
+
+KING HENRY VI If Richard will be true, not that alone
+ But all the whole inheritance I give
+ That doth belong unto the house of York,
+ From whence you spring by lineal descent.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Thy humble servant vows obedience
+ And humble service till the point of death.
+
+KING HENRY VI Stoop then and set your knee against my foot;
+ And, in reguerdon of that duty done,
+ I gird thee with the valiant sword of York:
+ Rise Richard, like a true Plantagenet,
+ And rise created princely Duke of York.
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET And so thrive Richard as thy foes may fall!
+ And as my duty springs, so perish they
+ That grudge one thought against your majesty!
+
+ALL Welcome, high prince, the mighty Duke of York!
+
+SOMERSET [Aside] Perish, base prince, ignoble Duke of York!
+
+GLOUCESTER Now will it best avail your majesty
+ To cross the seas and to be crown'd in France:
+ The presence of a king engenders love
+ Amongst his subjects and his loyal friends,
+ As it disanimates his enemies.
+
+KING HENRY VI When Gloucester says the word, King Henry goes;
+ For friendly counsel cuts off many foes.
+
+GLOUCESTER Your ships already are in readiness.
+
+ [Sennet. Flourish. Exeunt all but EXETER]
+
+EXETER Ay, we may march in England or in France,
+ Not seeing what is likely to ensue.
+ This late dissension grown betwixt the peers
+ Burns under feigned ashes of forged love
+ And will at last break out into a flame:
+ As fester'd members rot but by degree,
+ Till bones and flesh and sinews fall away,
+ So will this base and envious discord breed.
+ And now I fear that fatal prophecy
+ Which in the time of Henry named the Fifth
+ Was in the mouth of every sucking babe;
+ That Henry born at Monmouth should win all
+ And Henry born at Windsor lose all:
+ Which is so plain that Exeter doth wish
+ His days may finish ere that hapless time.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II France. Before Rouen.
+
+
+ [Enter JOAN LA PUCELLE disguised, with four Soldiers
+ with sacks upon their backs]
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE These are the city gates, the gates of Rouen,
+ Through which our policy must make a breach:
+ Take heed, be wary how you place your words;
+ Talk like the vulgar sort of market men
+ That come to gather money for their corn.
+ If we have entrance, as I hope we shall,
+ And that we find the slothful watch but weak,
+ I'll by a sign give notice to our friends,
+ That Charles the Dauphin may encounter them.
+
+First Soldier Our sacks shall be a mean to sack the city,
+ And we be lords and rulers over Rouen;
+ Therefore we'll knock.
+
+ [Knocks]
+
+Watch [Within] Qui est la?
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Paysans, pauvres gens de France;
+ Poor market folks that come to sell their corn.
+
+Watch Enter, go in; the market bell is rung.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Now, Rouen, I'll shake thy bulwarks to the ground.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Enter CHARLES, the BASTARD OF ORLEANS, ALENCON,
+ REIGNIER, and forces]
+
+CHARLES Saint Denis bless this happy stratagem!
+ And once again we'll sleep secure in Rouen.
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS Here enter'd Pucelle and her practisants;
+ Now she is there, how will she specify
+ Where is the best and safest passage in?
+
+REIGNIER By thrusting out a torch from yonder tower;
+ Which, once discern'd, shows that her meaning is,
+ No way to that, for weakness, which she enter'd.
+
+ [Enter JOAN LA PUCELLE on the top, thrusting out a
+ torch burning]
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Behold, this is the happy wedding torch
+ That joineth Rouen unto her countrymen,
+ But burning fatal to the Talbotites!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS See, noble Charles, the beacon of our friend;
+ The burning torch in yonder turret stands.
+
+CHARLES Now shine it like a comet of revenge,
+ A prophet to the fall of all our foes!
+
+REIGNIER Defer no time, delays have dangerous ends;
+ Enter, and cry 'The Dauphin!' presently,
+ And then do execution on the watch.
+
+ [Alarum. Exeunt]
+
+ [An alarum. Enter TALBOT in an excursion]
+
+TALBOT France, thou shalt rue this treason with thy tears,
+ If Talbot but survive thy treachery.
+ Pucelle, that witch, that damned sorceress,
+ Hath wrought this hellish mischief unawares,
+ That hardly we escaped the pride of France.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [An alarum: excursions. BEDFORD, brought in sick
+ in a chair. Enter TALBOT and BURGUNDY without:
+ within JOAN LA PUCELLE, CHARLES, BASTARD OF ORLEANS,
+ ALENCON, and REIGNIER, on the walls]
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Good morrow, gallants! want ye corn for bread?
+ I think the Duke of Burgundy will fast
+ Before he'll buy again at such a rate:
+ 'Twas full of darnel; do you like the taste?
+
+BURGUNDY Scoff on, vile fiend and shameless courtezan!
+ I trust ere long to choke thee with thine own
+ And make thee curse the harvest of that corn.
+
+CHARLES Your grace may starve perhaps before that time.
+
+BEDFORD O, let no words, but deeds, revenge this treason!
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE What will you do, good grey-beard? break a lance,
+ And run a tilt at death within a chair?
+
+TALBOT Foul fiend of France, and hag of all despite,
+ Encompass'd with thy lustful paramours!
+ Becomes it thee to taunt his valiant age
+ And twit with cowardice a man half dead?
+ Damsel, I'll have a bout with you again,
+ Or else let Talbot perish with this shame.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Are ye so hot, sir? yet, Pucelle, hold thy peace;
+ If Talbot do but thunder, rain will follow.
+
+ [The English whisper together in council]
+
+ God speed the parliament! who shall be the speaker?
+
+TALBOT Dare ye come forth and meet us in the field?
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Belike your lordship takes us then for fools,
+ To try if that our own be ours or no.
+
+TALBOT I speak not to that railing Hecate,
+ But unto thee, Alencon, and the rest;
+ Will ye, like soldiers, come and fight it out?
+
+ALENCON Signior, no.
+
+TALBOT Signior, hang! base muleters of France!
+ Like peasant foot-boys do they keep the walls
+ And dare not take up arms like gentlemen.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Away, captains! let's get us from the walls;
+ For Talbot means no goodness by his looks.
+ God be wi' you, my lord! we came but to tell you
+ That we are here.
+
+ [Exeunt from the walls]
+
+TALBOT And there will we be too, ere it be long,
+ Or else reproach be Talbot's greatest fame!
+ Vow, Burgundy, by honour of thy house,
+ Prick'd on by public wrongs sustain'd in France,
+ Either to get the town again or die:
+ And I, as sure as English Henry lives
+ And as his father here was conqueror,
+ As sure as in this late-betrayed town
+ Great Coeur-de-lion's heart was buried,
+ So sure I swear to get the town or die.
+
+BURGUNDY My vows are equal partners with thy vows.
+
+TALBOT But, ere we go, regard this dying prince,
+ The valiant Duke of Bedford. Come, my lord,
+ We will bestow you in some better place,
+ Fitter for sickness and for crazy age.
+
+BEDFORD Lord Talbot, do not so dishonour me:
+ Here will I sit before the walls of Rouen
+ And will be partner of your weal or woe.
+
+BURGUNDY Courageous Bedford, let us now persuade you.
+
+BEDFORD Not to be gone from hence; for once I read
+ That stout Pendragon in his litter sick
+ Came to the field and vanquished his foes:
+ Methinks I should revive the soldiers' hearts,
+ Because I ever found them as myself.
+
+TALBOT Undaunted spirit in a dying breast!
+ Then be it so: heavens keep old Bedford safe!
+ And now no more ado, brave Burgundy,
+ But gather we our forces out of hand
+ And set upon our boasting enemy.
+
+ [Exeunt all but BEDFORD and Attendants]
+
+ [An alarum: excursions. Enter FASTOLFE and
+ a Captain]
+
+Captain Whither away, Sir John Fastolfe, in such haste?
+
+FASTOLFE Whither away! to save myself by flight:
+ We are like to have the overthrow again.
+
+Captain What! will you fly, and leave Lord Talbot?
+
+FASTOLFE Ay,
+ All the Talbots in the world, to save my life!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Captain Cowardly knight! ill fortune follow thee!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Retreat: excursions. JOAN LA PUCELLE, ALENCON,
+ and CHARLES fly]
+
+BEDFORD Now, quiet soul, depart when heaven please,
+ For I have seen our enemies' overthrow.
+ What is the trust or strength of foolish man?
+ They that of late were daring with their scoffs
+ Are glad and fain by flight to save themselves.
+
+ [BEDFORD dies, and is carried in by two in his chair]
+
+ [An alarum. Re-enter TALBOT, BURGUNDY, and the rest]
+
+TALBOT Lost, and recover'd in a day again!
+ This is a double honour, Burgundy:
+ Yet heavens have glory for this victory!
+
+BURGUNDY Warlike and martial Talbot, Burgundy
+ Enshrines thee in his heart and there erects
+ Thy noble deeds as valour's monuments.
+
+TALBOT Thanks, gentle duke. But where is Pucelle now?
+ I think her old familiar is asleep:
+ Now where's the Bastard's braves, and Charles his gleeks?
+ What, all amort? Rouen hangs her head for grief
+ That such a valiant company are fled.
+ Now will we take some order in the town,
+ Placing therein some expert officers,
+ And then depart to Paris to the king,
+ For there young Henry with his nobles lie.
+
+BURGUNDY What wills Lord Talbot pleaseth Burgundy.
+
+TALBOT But yet, before we go, let's not forget
+ The noble Duke of Bedford late deceased,
+ But see his exequies fulfill'd in Rouen:
+ A braver soldier never couched lance,
+ A gentler heart did never sway in court;
+ But kings and mightiest potentates must die,
+ For that's the end of human misery.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III The plains near Rouen.
+
+
+ [Enter CHARLES, the BASTARD OF ORLEANS, ALENCON, JOAN
+ LA PUCELLE, and forces]
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Dismay not, princes, at this accident,
+ Nor grieve that Rouen is so recovered:
+ Care is no cure, but rather corrosive,
+ For things that are not to be remedied.
+ Let frantic Talbot triumph for a while
+ And like a peacock sweep along his tail;
+ We'll pull his plumes and take away his train,
+ If Dauphin and the rest will be but ruled.
+
+CHARLES We have been guided by thee hitherto,
+ And of thy cunning had no diffidence:
+ One sudden foil shall never breed distrust.
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS Search out thy wit for secret policies,
+ And we will make thee famous through the world.
+
+ALENCON We'll set thy statue in some holy place,
+ And have thee reverenced like a blessed saint:
+ Employ thee then, sweet virgin, for our good.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Then thus it must be; this doth Joan devise:
+ By fair persuasions mix'd with sugar'd words
+ We will entice the Duke of Burgundy
+ To leave the Talbot and to follow us.
+
+CHARLES Ay, marry, sweeting, if we could do that,
+ France were no place for Henry's warriors;
+ Nor should that nation boast it so with us,
+ But be extirped from our provinces.
+
+ALENCON For ever should they be expulsed from France
+ And not have title of an earldom here.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Your honours shall perceive how I will work
+ To bring this matter to the wished end.
+
+ [Drum sounds afar off]
+
+ Hark! by the sound of drum you may perceive
+ Their powers are marching unto Paris-ward.
+
+ [Here sound an English march. Enter, and pass over
+ at a distance, TALBOT and his forces]
+
+ There goes the Talbot, with his colours spread,
+ And all the troops of English after him.
+
+ [French march. Enter BURGUNDY and forces]
+
+ Now in the rearward comes the duke and his:
+ Fortune in favour makes him lag behind.
+ Summon a parley; we will talk with him.
+
+ [Trumpets sound a parley]
+
+CHARLES A parley with the Duke of Burgundy!
+
+BURGUNDY Who craves a parley with the Burgundy?
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE The princely Charles of France, thy countryman.
+
+BURGUNDY What say'st thou, Charles? for I am marching hence.
+
+CHARLES Speak, Pucelle, and enchant him with thy words.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Brave Burgundy, undoubted hope of France!
+ Stay, let thy humble handmaid speak to thee.
+
+BURGUNDY Speak on; but be not over-tedious.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Look on thy country, look on fertile France,
+ And see the cities and the towns defaced
+ By wasting ruin of the cruel foe.
+ As looks the mother on her lowly babe
+ When death doth close his tender dying eyes,
+ See, see the pining malady of France;
+ Behold the wounds, the most unnatural wounds,
+ Which thou thyself hast given her woful breast.
+ O, turn thy edged sword another way;
+ Strike those that hurt, and hurt not those that help.
+ One drop of blood drawn from thy country's bosom
+ Should grieve thee more than streams of foreign gore:
+ Return thee therefore with a flood of tears,
+ And wash away thy country's stained spots.
+
+BURGUNDY Either she hath bewitch'd me with her words,
+ Or nature makes me suddenly relent.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Besides, all French and France exclaims on thee,
+ Doubting thy birth and lawful progeny.
+ Who joint'st thou with but with a lordly nation
+ That will not trust thee but for profit's sake?
+ When Talbot hath set footing once in France
+ And fashion'd thee that instrument of ill,
+ Who then but English Henry will be lord
+ And thou be thrust out like a fugitive?
+ Call we to mind, and mark but this for proof,
+ Was not the Duke of Orleans thy foe?
+ And was he not in England prisoner?
+ But when they heard he was thine enemy,
+ They set him free without his ransom paid,
+ In spite of Burgundy and all his friends.
+ See, then, thou fight'st against thy countrymen
+ And joint'st with them will be thy slaughtermen.
+ Come, come, return; return, thou wandering lord:
+ Charles and the rest will take thee in their arms.
+
+BURGUNDY I am vanquished; these haughty words of hers
+ Have batter'd me like roaring cannon-shot,
+ And made me almost yield upon my knees.
+ Forgive me, country, and sweet countrymen,
+ And, lords, accept this hearty kind embrace:
+ My forces and my power of men are yours:
+ So farewell, Talbot; I'll no longer trust thee.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE [Aside] Done like a Frenchman: turn, and turn again!
+
+CHARLES Welcome, brave duke! thy friendship makes us fresh.
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS And doth beget new courage in our breasts.
+
+ALENCON Pucelle hath bravely play'd her part in this,
+ And doth deserve a coronet of gold.
+
+CHARLES Now let us on, my lords, and join our powers,
+ And seek how we may prejudice the foe.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Paris. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY VI, GLOUCESTER, BISHOP OF
+ WINCHESTER, YORK, SUFFOLK, SOMERSET, WARWICK,
+ EXETER, VERNON BASSET, and others. To them
+ with his Soldiers, TALBOT]
+
+TALBOT My gracious prince, and honourable peers,
+ Hearing of your arrival in this realm,
+ I have awhile given truce unto my wars,
+ To do my duty to my sovereign:
+ In sign, whereof, this arm, that hath reclaim'd
+ To your obedience fifty fortresses,
+ Twelve cities and seven walled towns of strength,
+ Beside five hundred prisoners of esteem,
+ Lets fall his sword before your highness' feet,
+ And with submissive loyalty of heart
+ Ascribes the glory of his conquest got
+ First to my God and next unto your grace.
+
+ [Kneels]
+
+KING HENRY VI Is this the Lord Talbot, uncle Gloucester,
+ That hath so long been resident in France?
+
+GLOUCESTER Yes, if it please your majesty, my liege.
+
+KING HENRY VI Welcome, brave captain and victorious lord!
+ When I was young, as yet I am not old,
+ I do remember how my father said
+ A stouter champion never handled sword.
+ Long since we were resolved of your truth,
+ Your faithful service and your toil in war;
+ Yet never have you tasted our reward,
+ Or been reguerdon'd with so much as thanks,
+ Because till now we never saw your face:
+ Therefore, stand up; and, for these good deserts,
+ We here create you Earl of Shrewsbury;
+ And in our coronation take your place.
+
+ [Sennet. Flourish. Exeunt all but VERNON and BASSET]
+
+VERNON Now, sir, to you, that were so hot at sea,
+ Disgracing of these colours that I wear
+ In honour of my noble Lord of York:
+ Darest thou maintain the former words thou spakest?
+
+BASSET Yes, sir; as well as you dare patronage
+ The envious barking of your saucy tongue
+ Against my lord the Duke of Somerset.
+
+VERNON Sirrah, thy lord I honour as he is.
+
+BASSET Why, what is he? as good a man as York.
+
+VERNON Hark ye; not so: in witness, take ye that.
+
+ [Strikes him]
+
+BASSET Villain, thou know'st the law of arms is such
+ That whoso draws a sword, 'tis present death,
+ Or else this blow should broach thy dearest blood.
+ But I'll unto his majesty, and crave
+ I may have liberty to venge this wrong;
+ When thou shalt see I'll meet thee to thy cost.
+
+VERNON Well, miscreant, I'll be there as soon as you;
+ And, after, meet you sooner than you would.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Paris. A hall of state.
+
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY VI, GLOUCESTER, BISHOP OF
+ WINCHESTER, YORK, SUFFOLK, SOMERSET, WARWICK,
+ TALBOT, EXETER, the Governor, of Paris, and others]
+
+GLOUCESTER Lord bishop, set the crown upon his head.
+
+BISHOP
+OF WINCHESTER God save King Henry, of that name the sixth!
+
+GLOUCESTER Now, governor of Paris, take your oath,
+ That you elect no other king but him;
+ Esteem none friends but such as are his friends,
+ And none your foes but such as shall pretend
+ Malicious practises against his state:
+ This shall ye do, so help you righteous God!
+
+ [Enter FASTOLFE]
+
+FASTOLFE My gracious sovereign, as I rode from Calais,
+ To haste unto your coronation,
+ A letter was deliver'd to my hands,
+ Writ to your grace from the Duke of Burgundy.
+
+TALBOT Shame to the Duke of Burgundy and thee!
+ I vow'd, base knight, when I did meet thee next,
+ To tear the garter from thy craven's leg,
+
+ [Plucking it off]
+
+ Which I have done, because unworthily
+ Thou wast installed in that high degree.
+ Pardon me, princely Henry, and the rest
+ This dastard, at the battle of Patay,
+ When but in all I was six thousand strong
+ And that the French were almost ten to one,
+ Before we met or that a stroke was given,
+ Like to a trusty squire did run away:
+ In which assault we lost twelve hundred men;
+ Myself and divers gentlemen beside
+ Were there surprised and taken prisoners.
+ Then judge, great lords, if I have done amiss;
+ Or whether that such cowards ought to wear
+ This ornament of knighthood, yea or no.
+
+GLOUCESTER To say the truth, this fact was infamous
+ And ill beseeming any common man,
+ Much more a knight, a captain and a leader.
+
+TALBOT When first this order was ordain'd, my lords,
+ Knights of the garter were of noble birth,
+ Valiant and virtuous, full of haughty courage,
+ Such as were grown to credit by the wars;
+ Not fearing death, nor shrinking for distress,
+ But always resolute in most extremes.
+ He then that is not furnish'd in this sort
+ Doth but usurp the sacred name of knight,
+ Profaning this most honourable order,
+ And should, if I were worthy to be judge,
+ Be quite degraded, like a hedge-born swain
+ That doth presume to boast of gentle blood.
+
+KING HENRY VI Stain to thy countrymen, thou hear'st thy doom!
+ Be packing, therefore, thou that wast a knight:
+ Henceforth we banish thee, on pain of death.
+
+ [Exit FASTOLFE]
+
+ And now, my lord protector, view the letter
+ Sent from our uncle Duke of Burgundy.
+
+GLOUCESTER What means his grace, that he hath changed his style?
+ No more but, plain and bluntly, 'To the king!'
+ Hath he forgot he is his sovereign?
+ Or doth this churlish superscription
+ Pretend some alteration in good will?
+ What's here?
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'I have, upon especial cause,
+ Moved with compassion of my country's wreck,
+ Together with the pitiful complaints
+ Of such as your oppression feeds upon,
+ Forsaken your pernicious faction
+ And join'd with Charles, the rightful King of France.'
+ O monstrous treachery! can this be so,
+ That in alliance, amity and oaths,
+ There should be found such false dissembling guile?
+
+KING HENRY VI What! doth my uncle Burgundy revolt?
+
+GLOUCESTER He doth, my lord, and is become your foe.
+
+KING HENRY VI Is that the worst this letter doth contain?
+
+GLOUCESTER It is the worst, and all, my lord, he writes.
+
+KING HENRY VI Why, then, Lord Talbot there shall talk with him
+ And give him chastisement for this abuse.
+ How say you, my lord? are you not content?
+
+TALBOT Content, my liege! yes, but that I am prevented,
+ I should have begg'd I might have been employ'd.
+
+KING HENRY VI Then gather strength and march unto him straight:
+ Let him perceive how ill we brook his treason
+ And what offence it is to flout his friends.
+
+TALBOT I go, my lord, in heart desiring still
+ You may behold confusion of your foes.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter VERNON and BASSET]
+
+VERNON Grant me the combat, gracious sovereign.
+
+BASSET And me, my lord, grant me the combat too.
+
+YORK This is my servant: hear him, noble prince.
+
+SOMERSET And this is mine: sweet Henry, favour him.
+
+KING HENRY VI Be patient, lords; and give them leave to speak.
+ Say, gentlemen, what makes you thus exclaim?
+ And wherefore crave you combat? or with whom?
+
+VERNON With him, my lord; for he hath done me wrong.
+
+BASSET And I with him; for he hath done me wrong.
+
+KING HENRY VI What is that wrong whereof you both complain?
+ First let me know, and then I'll answer you.
+
+BASSET Crossing the sea from England into France,
+ This fellow here, with envious carping tongue,
+ Upbraided me about the rose I wear;
+ Saying, the sanguine colour of the leaves
+ Did represent my master's blushing cheeks,
+ When stubbornly he did repugn the truth
+ About a certain question in the law
+ Argued betwixt the Duke of York and him;
+ With other vile and ignominious terms:
+ In confutation of which rude reproach
+ And in defence of my lord's worthiness,
+ I crave the benefit of law of arms.
+
+VERNON And that is my petition, noble lord:
+ For though he seem with forged quaint conceit
+ To set a gloss upon his bold intent,
+ Yet know, my lord, I was provoked by him;
+ And he first took exceptions at this badge,
+ Pronouncing that the paleness of this flower
+ Bewray'd the faintness of my master's heart.
+
+YORK Will not this malice, Somerset, be left?
+
+SOMERSET Your private grudge, my Lord of York, will out,
+ Though ne'er so cunningly you smother it.
+
+KING HENRY VI Good Lord, what madness rules in brainsick men,
+ When for so slight and frivolous a cause
+ Such factious emulations shall arise!
+ Good cousins both, of York and Somerset,
+ Quiet yourselves, I pray, and be at peace.
+
+YORK Let this dissension first be tried by fight,
+ And then your highness shall command a peace.
+
+SOMERSET The quarrel toucheth none but us alone;
+ Betwixt ourselves let us decide it then.
+
+YORK There is my pledge; accept it, Somerset.
+
+VERNON Nay, let it rest where it began at first.
+
+BASSET Confirm it so, mine honourable lord.
+
+GLOUCESTER Confirm it so! Confounded be your strife!
+ And perish ye, with your audacious prate!
+ Presumptuous vassals, are you not ashamed
+ With this immodest clamorous outrage
+ To trouble and disturb the king and us?
+ And you, my lords, methinks you do not well
+ To bear with their perverse objections;
+ Much less to take occasion from their mouths
+ To raise a mutiny betwixt yourselves:
+ Let me persuade you take a better course.
+
+EXETER It grieves his highness: good my lords, be friends.
+
+KING HENRY VI Come hither, you that would be combatants:
+ Henceforth I charge you, as you love our favour,
+ Quite to forget this quarrel and the cause.
+ And you, my lords, remember where we are,
+ In France, amongst a fickle wavering nation:
+ If they perceive dissension in our looks
+ And that within ourselves we disagree,
+ How will their grudging stomachs be provoked
+ To wilful disobedience, and rebel!
+ Beside, what infamy will there arise,
+ When foreign princes shall be certified
+ That for a toy, a thing of no regard,
+ King Henry's peers and chief nobility
+ Destroy'd themselves, and lost the realm of France!
+ O, think upon the conquest of my father,
+ My tender years, and let us not forego
+ That for a trifle that was bought with blood
+ Let me be umpire in this doubtful strife.
+ I see no reason, if I wear this rose,
+
+ [Putting on a red rose]
+
+ That any one should therefore be suspicious
+ I more incline to Somerset than York:
+ Both are my kinsmen, and I love them both:
+ As well they may upbraid me with my crown,
+ Because, forsooth, the king of Scots is crown'd.
+ But your discretions better can persuade
+ Than I am able to instruct or teach:
+ And therefore, as we hither came in peace,
+ So let us still continue peace and love.
+ Cousin of York, we institute your grace
+ To be our regent in these parts of France:
+ And, good my Lord of Somerset, unite
+ Your troops of horsemen with his bands of foot;
+ And, like true subjects, sons of your progenitors,
+ Go cheerfully together and digest.
+ Your angry choler on your enemies.
+ Ourself, my lord protector and the rest
+ After some respite will return to Calais;
+ From thence to England; where I hope ere long
+ To be presented, by your victories,
+ With Charles, Alencon and that traitorous rout.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt all but YORK, WARWICK, EXETER
+ and VERNON]
+
+WARWICK My Lord of York, I promise you, the king
+ Prettily, methought, did play the orator.
+
+YORK And so he did; but yet I like it not,
+ In that he wears the badge of Somerset.
+
+WARWICK Tush, that was but his fancy, blame him not;
+ I dare presume, sweet prince, he thought no harm.
+
+YORK An if I wist he did,--but let it rest;
+ Other affairs must now be managed.
+
+ [Exeunt all but EXETER]
+
+EXETER Well didst thou, Richard, to suppress thy voice;
+ For, had the passions of thy heart burst out,
+ I fear we should have seen decipher'd there
+ More rancorous spite, more furious raging broils,
+ Than yet can be imagined or supposed.
+ But howsoe'er, no simple man that sees
+ This jarring discord of nobility,
+ This shouldering of each other in the court,
+ This factious bandying of their favourites,
+ But that it doth presage some ill event.
+ 'Tis much when sceptres are in children's hands;
+ But more when envy breeds unkind division;
+ There comes the rain, there begins confusion.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Before Bourdeaux.
+
+
+ [Enter TALBOT, with trump and drum]
+
+TALBOT Go to the gates of Bourdeaux, trumpeter:
+ Summon their general unto the wall.
+
+ [Trumpet sounds. Enter General and others, aloft]
+
+ English John Talbot, captains, calls you forth,
+ Servant in arms to Harry King of England;
+ And thus he would: Open your city gates;
+ Be humble to us; call my sovereign yours,
+ And do him homage as obedient subjects;
+ And I'll withdraw me and my bloody power:
+ But, if you frown upon this proffer'd peace,
+ You tempt the fury of my three attendants,
+ Lean famine, quartering steel, and climbing fire;
+ Who in a moment even with the earth
+ Shall lay your stately and air-braving towers,
+ If you forsake the offer of their love.
+
+General Thou ominous and fearful owl of death,
+ Our nation's terror and their bloody scourge!
+ The period of thy tyranny approacheth.
+ On us thou canst not enter but by death;
+ For, I protest, we are well fortified
+ And strong enough to issue out and fight:
+ If thou retire, the Dauphin, well appointed,
+ Stands with the snares of war to tangle thee:
+ On either hand thee there are squadrons pitch'd,
+ To wall thee from the liberty of flight;
+ And no way canst thou turn thee for redress,
+ But death doth front thee with apparent spoil
+ And pale destruction meets thee in the face.
+ Ten thousand French have ta'en the sacrament
+ To rive their dangerous artillery
+ Upon no Christian soul but English Talbot.
+ Lo, there thou stand'st, a breathing valiant man,
+ Of an invincible unconquer'd spirit!
+ This is the latest glory of thy praise
+ That I, thy enemy, due thee withal;
+ For ere the glass, that now begins to run,
+ Finish the process of his sandy hour,
+ These eyes, that see thee now well coloured,
+ Shall see thee wither'd, bloody, pale and dead.
+
+ [Drum afar off]
+
+ Hark! hark! the Dauphin's drum, a warning bell,
+ Sings heavy music to thy timorous soul;
+ And mine shall ring thy dire departure out.
+
+ [Exeunt General, &c]
+
+TALBOT He fables not; I hear the enemy:
+ Out, some light horsemen, and peruse their wings.
+ O, negligent and heedless discipline!
+ How are we park'd and bounded in a pale,
+ A little herd of England's timorous deer,
+ Mazed with a yelping kennel of French curs!
+ If we be English deer, be then in blood;
+ Not rascal-like, to fall down with a pinch,
+ But rather, moody-mad and desperate stags,
+ Turn on the bloody hounds with heads of steel
+ And make the cowards stand aloof at bay:
+ Sell every man his life as dear as mine,
+ And they shall find dear deer of us, my friends.
+ God and Saint George, Talbot and England's right,
+ Prosper our colours in this dangerous fight!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III Plains in Gascony.
+
+
+ [Enter a Messenger that meets YORK. Enter YORK
+ with trumpet and many Soldiers]
+
+YORK Are not the speedy scouts return'd again,
+ That dogg'd the mighty army of the Dauphin?
+
+Messenger They are return'd, my lord, and give it out
+ That he is march'd to Bourdeaux with his power,
+ To fight with Talbot: as he march'd along,
+ By your espials were discovered
+ Two mightier troops than that the Dauphin led,
+ Which join'd with him and made their march for Bourdeaux.
+
+YORK A plague upon that villain Somerset,
+ That thus delays my promised supply
+ Of horsemen, that were levied for this siege!
+ Renowned Talbot doth expect my aid,
+ And I am lowted by a traitor villain
+ And cannot help the noble chevalier:
+ God comfort him in this necessity!
+ If he miscarry, farewell wars in France.
+
+ [Enter Sir William LUCY]
+
+LUCY Thou princely leader of our English strength,
+ Never so needful on the earth of France,
+ Spur to the rescue of the noble Talbot,
+ Who now is girdled with a waist of iron
+ And hemm'd about with grim destruction:
+ To Bourdeaux, warlike duke! to Bourdeaux, York!
+ Else, farewell Talbot, France, and England's honour.
+
+YORK O God, that Somerset, who in proud heart
+ Doth stop my cornets, were in Talbot's place!
+ So should we save a valiant gentleman
+ By forfeiting a traitor and a coward.
+ Mad ire and wrathful fury makes me weep,
+ That thus we die, while remiss traitors sleep.
+
+LUCY O, send some succor to the distress'd lord!
+
+YORK He dies, we lose; I break my warlike word;
+ We mourn, France smiles; we lose, they daily get;
+ All 'long of this vile traitor Somerset.
+
+LUCY Then God take mercy on brave Talbot's soul;
+ And on his son young John, who two hours since
+ I met in travel toward his warlike father!
+ This seven years did not Talbot see his son;
+ And now they meet where both their lives are done.
+
+YORK Alas, what joy shall noble Talbot have
+ To bid his young son welcome to his grave?
+ Away! vexation almost stops my breath,
+ That sunder'd friends greet in the hour of death.
+ Lucy, farewell; no more my fortune can,
+ But curse the cause I cannot aid the man.
+ Maine, Blois, Poictiers, and Tours, are won away,
+ 'Long all of Somerset and his delay.
+
+ [Exit, with his soldiers]
+
+LUCY Thus, while the vulture of sedition
+ Feeds in the bosom of such great commanders,
+ Sleeping neglection doth betray to loss
+ The conquest of our scarce cold conqueror,
+ That ever living man of memory,
+ Henry the Fifth: whiles they each other cross,
+ Lives, honours, lands and all hurry to loss.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Other plains in Gascony.
+
+
+ [Enter SOMERSET, with his army; a Captain of
+ TALBOT's with him]
+
+SOMERSET It is too late; I cannot send them now:
+ This expedition was by York and Talbot
+ Too rashly plotted: all our general force
+ Might with a sally of the very town
+ Be buckled with: the over-daring Talbot
+ Hath sullied all his gloss of former honour
+ By this unheedful, desperate, wild adventure:
+ York set him on to fight and die in shame,
+ That, Talbot dead, great York might bear the name.
+
+Captain Here is Sir William Lucy, who with me
+ Set from our o'ermatch'd forces forth for aid.
+
+ [Enter Sir William LUCY]
+
+SOMERSET How now, Sir William! whither were you sent?
+
+LUCY Whither, my lord? from bought and sold Lord Talbot;
+ Who, ring'd about with bold adversity,
+ Cries out for noble York and Somerset,
+ To beat assailing death from his weak legions:
+ And whiles the honourable captain there
+ Drops bloody sweat from his war-wearied limbs,
+ And, in advantage lingering, looks for rescue,
+ You, his false hopes, the trust of England's honour,
+ Keep off aloof with worthless emulation.
+ Let not your private discord keep away
+ The levied succors that should lend him aid,
+ While he, renowned noble gentleman,
+ Yields up his life unto a world of odds:
+ Orleans the Bastard, Charles, Burgundy,
+ Alencon, Reignier, compass him about,
+ And Talbot perisheth by your default.
+
+SOMERSET York set him on; York should have sent him aid.
+
+LUCY And York as fast upon your grace exclaims;
+ Swearing that you withhold his levied host,
+ Collected for this expedition.
+
+SOMERSET York lies; he might have sent and had the horse;
+ I owe him little duty, and less love;
+ And take foul scorn to fawn on him by sending.
+
+LUCY The fraud of England, not the force of France,
+ Hath now entrapp'd the noble-minded Talbot:
+ Never to England shall he bear his life;
+ But dies, betray'd to fortune by your strife.
+
+SOMERSET Come, go; I will dispatch the horsemen straight:
+ Within six hours they will be at his aid.
+
+LUCY Too late comes rescue: he is ta'en or slain;
+ For fly he could not, if he would have fled;
+ And fly would Talbot never, though he might.
+
+SOMERSET If he be dead, brave Talbot, then adieu!
+
+LUCY His fame lives in the world, his shame in you.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V The English camp near Bourdeaux.
+
+
+ [Enter TALBOT and JOHN his son]
+
+TALBOT O young John Talbot! I did send for thee
+ To tutor thee in stratagems of war,
+ That Talbot's name might be in thee revived
+ When sapless age and weak unable limbs
+ Should bring thy father to his drooping chair.
+ But, O malignant and ill-boding stars!
+ Now thou art come unto a feast of death,
+ A terrible and unavoided danger:
+ Therefore, dear boy, mount on my swiftest horse;
+ And I'll direct thee how thou shalt escape
+ By sudden flight: come, dally not, be gone.
+
+JOHN TALBOT Is my name Talbot? and am I your son?
+ And shall I fly? O if you love my mother,
+ Dishonour not her honourable name,
+ To make a bastard and a slave of me!
+ The world will say, he is not Talbot's blood,
+ That basely fled when noble Talbot stood.
+
+TALBOT Fly, to revenge my death, if I be slain.
+
+JOHN TALBOT He that flies so will ne'er return again.
+
+TALBOT If we both stay, we both are sure to die.
+
+JOHN TALBOT Then let me stay; and, father, do you fly:
+ Your loss is great, so your regard should be;
+ My worth unknown, no loss is known in me.
+ Upon my death the French can little boast;
+ In yours they will, in you all hopes are lost.
+ Flight cannot stain the honour you have won;
+ But mine it will, that no exploit have done:
+ You fled for vantage, everyone will swear;
+ But, if I bow, they'll say it was for fear.
+ There is no hope that ever I will stay,
+ If the first hour I shrink and run away.
+ Here on my knee I beg mortality,
+ Rather than life preserved with infamy.
+
+TALBOT Shall all thy mother's hopes lie in one tomb?
+
+JOHN TALBOT Ay, rather than I'll shame my mother's womb.
+
+TALBOT Upon my blessing, I command thee go.
+
+JOHN TALBOT To fight I will, but not to fly the foe.
+
+TALBOT Part of thy father may be saved in thee.
+
+JOHN TALBOT No part of him but will be shame in me.
+
+TALBOT Thou never hadst renown, nor canst not lose it.
+
+JOHN TALBOT Yes, your renowned name: shall flight abuse it?
+
+TALBOT Thy father's charge shall clear thee from that stain.
+
+JOHN TALBOT You cannot witness for me, being slain.
+ If death be so apparent, then both fly.
+
+TALBOT And leave my followers here to fight and die?
+ My age was never tainted with such shame.
+
+JOHN TALBOT And shall my youth be guilty of such blame?
+ No more can I be sever'd from your side,
+ Than can yourself yourself in twain divide:
+ Stay, go, do what you will, the like do I;
+ For live I will not, if my father die.
+
+TALBOT Then here I take my leave of thee, fair son,
+ Born to eclipse thy life this afternoon.
+ Come, side by side together live and die.
+ And soul with soul from France to heaven fly.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VI A field of battle.
+
+
+ [Alarum: excursions, wherein JOHN TALBOT is
+ hemmed about, and TALBOT rescues him]
+
+TALBOT Saint George and victory! fight, soldiers, fight.
+ The regent hath with Talbot broke his word
+ And left us to the rage of France his sword.
+ Where is John Talbot? Pause, and take thy breath;
+ I gave thee life and rescued thee from death.
+
+JOHN TALBOT O, twice my father, twice am I thy son!
+ The life thou gavest me first was lost and done,
+ Till with thy warlike sword, despite of late,
+ To my determined time thou gavest new date.
+
+TALBOT When from the Dauphin's crest thy sword struck fire,
+ It warm'd thy father's heart with proud desire
+ Of bold-faced victory. Then leaden age,
+ Quicken'd with youthful spleen and warlike rage,
+ Beat down Alencon, Orleans, Burgundy,
+ And from the pride of Gallia rescued thee.
+ The ireful bastard Orleans, that drew blood
+ From thee, my boy, and had the maidenhood
+ Of thy first fight, I soon encountered,
+ And interchanging blows I quickly shed
+ Some of his bastard blood; and in disgrace
+ Bespoke him thus; 'Contaminated, base
+ And misbegotten blood I spill of thine,
+ Mean and right poor, for that pure blood of mine
+ Which thou didst force from Talbot, my brave boy:'
+ Here, purposing the Bastard to destroy,
+ Came in strong rescue. Speak, thy father's care,
+ Art thou not weary, John? how dost thou fare?
+ Wilt thou yet leave the battle, boy, and fly,
+ Now thou art seal'd the son of chivalry?
+ Fly, to revenge my death when I am dead:
+ The help of one stands me in little stead.
+ O, too much folly is it, well I wot,
+ To hazard all our lives in one small boat!
+ If I to-day die not with Frenchmen's rage,
+ To-morrow I shall die with mickle age:
+ By me they nothing gain an if I stay;
+ 'Tis but the shortening of my life one day:
+ In thee thy mother dies, our household's name,
+ My death's revenge, thy youth, and England's fame:
+ All these and more we hazard by thy stay;
+ All these are saved if thou wilt fly away.
+
+JOHN TALBOT The sword of Orleans hath not made me smart;
+ These words of yours draw life-blood from my heart:
+ On that advantage, bought with such a shame,
+ To save a paltry life and slay bright fame,
+ Before young Talbot from old Talbot fly,
+ The coward horse that bears me fail and die!
+ And like me to the peasant boys of France,
+ To be shame's scorn and subject of mischance!
+ Surely, by all the glory you have won,
+ An if I fly, I am not Talbot's son:
+ Then talk no more of flight, it is no boot;
+ If son to Talbot, die at Talbot's foot.
+
+TALBOT Then follow thou thy desperate sire of Crete,
+ Thou Icarus; thy life to me is sweet:
+ If thou wilt fight, fight by thy father's side;
+ And, commendable proved, let's die in pride.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Alarum: excursions. Enter TALBOT led by a Servant]
+
+TALBOT Where is my other life? mine own is gone;
+ O, where's young Talbot? where is valiant John?
+ Triumphant death, smear'd with captivity,
+ Young Talbot's valour makes me smile at thee:
+ When he perceived me shrink and on my knee,
+ His bloody sword he brandish'd over me,
+ And, like a hungry lion, did commence
+ Rough deeds of rage and stern impatience;
+ But when my angry guardant stood alone,
+ Tendering my ruin and assail'd of none,
+ Dizzy-eyed fury and great rage of heart
+ Suddenly made him from my side to start
+ Into the clustering battle of the French;
+ And in that sea of blood my boy did drench
+ His over-mounting spirit, and there died,
+ My Icarus, my blossom, in his pride.
+
+Servant O, my dear lord, lo, where your son is borne!
+
+ [Enter Soldiers, with the body of JOHN TALBOT]
+
+TALBOT Thou antic death, which laugh'st us here to scorn,
+ Anon, from thy insulting tyranny,
+ Coupled in bonds of perpetuity,
+ Two Talbots, winged through the lither sky,
+ In thy despite shall 'scape mortality.
+ O, thou, whose wounds become hard-favour'd death,
+ Speak to thy father ere thou yield thy breath!
+ Brave death by speaking, whether he will or no;
+ Imagine him a Frenchman and thy foe.
+ Poor boy! he smiles, methinks, as who should say,
+ Had death been French, then death had died to-day.
+ Come, come and lay him in his father's arms:
+ My spirit can no longer bear these harms.
+ Soldiers, adieu! I have what I would have,
+ Now my old arms are young John Talbot's grave.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+ [Enter CHARLES, ALENCON, BURGUNDY, BASTARD OF
+ ORLEANS, JOAN LA PUCELLE, and forces]
+
+CHARLES Had York and Somerset brought rescue in,
+ We should have found a bloody day of this.
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS How the young whelp of Talbot's, raging-wood,
+ Did flesh his puny sword in Frenchmen's blood!
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Once I encounter'd him, and thus I said:
+ 'Thou maiden youth, be vanquish'd by a maid:'
+ But, with a proud majestical high scorn,
+ He answer'd thus: 'Young Talbot was not born
+ To be the pillage of a giglot wench:'
+ So, rushing in the bowels of the French,
+ He left me proudly, as unworthy fight.
+
+BURGUNDY Doubtless he would have made a noble knight;
+ See, where he lies inhearsed in the arms
+ Of the most bloody nurser of his harms!
+
+BASTARD OF ORLEANS Hew them to pieces, hack their bones asunder
+ Whose life was England's glory, Gallia's wonder.
+
+CHARLES O, no, forbear! for that which we have fled
+ During the life, let us not wrong it dead.
+
+ [Enter Sir William LUCY, attended; Herald of the
+ French preceding]
+
+LUCY Herald, conduct me to the Dauphin's tent,
+ To know who hath obtained the glory of the day.
+
+CHARLES On what submissive message art thou sent?
+
+LUCY Submission, Dauphin! 'tis a mere French word;
+ We English warriors wot not what it means.
+ I come to know what prisoners thou hast ta'en
+ And to survey the bodies of the dead.
+
+CHARLES For prisoners ask'st thou? hell our prison is.
+ But tell me whom thou seek'st.
+
+LUCY But where's the great Alcides of the field,
+ Valiant Lord Talbot, Earl of Shrewsbury,
+ Created, for his rare success in arms,
+ Great Earl of Washford, Waterford and Valence;
+ Lord Talbot of Goodrig and Urchinfield,
+ Lord Strange of Blackmere, Lord Verdun of Alton,
+ Lord Cromwell of Wingfield, Lord Furnival of Sheffield,
+ The thrice-victorious Lord of Falconbridge;
+ Knight of the noble order of Saint George,
+ Worthy Saint Michael and the Golden Fleece;
+ Great marshal to Henry the Sixth
+ Of all his wars within the realm of France?
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Here is a silly stately style indeed!
+ The Turk, that two and fifty kingdoms hath,
+ Writes not so tedious a style as this.
+ Him that thou magnifiest with all these titles
+ Stinking and fly-blown lies here at our feet.
+
+LUCY Is Talbot slain, the Frenchmen's only scourge,
+ Your kingdom's terror and black Nemesis?
+ O, were mine eyeballs into bullets turn'd,
+ That I in rage might shoot them at your faces!
+ O, that I could but call these dead to life!
+ It were enough to fright the realm of France:
+ Were but his picture left amongst you here,
+ It would amaze the proudest of you all.
+ Give me their bodies, that I may bear them hence
+ And give them burial as beseems their worth.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE I think this upstart is old Talbot's ghost,
+ He speaks with such a proud commanding spirit.
+ For God's sake let him have 'em; to keep them here,
+ They would but stink, and putrefy the air.
+
+CHARLES Go, take their bodies hence.
+
+LUCY I'll bear them hence; but from their ashes shall be rear'd
+ A phoenix that shall make all France afeard.
+
+CHARLES So we be rid of them, do with 'em what thou wilt.
+ And now to Paris, in this conquering vein:
+ All will be ours, now bloody Talbot's slain.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Sennet. Enter KING HENRY VI, GLOUCESTER, and EXETER]
+
+KING HENRY VI Have you perused the letters from the pope,
+ The emperor and the Earl of Armagnac?
+
+GLOUCESTER I have, my lord: and their intent is this:
+ They humbly sue unto your excellence
+ To have a godly peace concluded of
+ Between the realms of England and of France.
+
+KING HENRY VI How doth your grace affect their motion?
+
+GLOUCESTER Well, my good lord; and as the only means
+ To stop effusion of our Christian blood
+ And 'stablish quietness on every side.
+
+KING HENRY VI Ay, marry, uncle; for I always thought
+ It was both impious and unnatural
+ That such immanity and bloody strife
+ Should reign among professors of one faith.
+
+GLOUCESTER Beside, my lord, the sooner to effect
+ And surer bind this knot of amity,
+ The Earl of Armagnac, near knit to Charles,
+ A man of great authority in France,
+ Proffers his only daughter to your grace
+ In marriage, with a large and sumptuous dowry.
+
+KING HENRY VI Marriage, uncle! alas, my years are young!
+ And fitter is my study and my books
+ Than wanton dalliance with a paramour.
+ Yet call the ambassador; and, as you please,
+ So let them have their answers every one:
+ I shall be well content with any choice
+ Tends to God's glory and my country's weal.
+
+ [Enter CARDINAL OF WINCHESTER in Cardinal's habit,
+ a Legate and two Ambassadors]
+
+EXETER What! is my Lord of Winchester install'd,
+ And call'd unto a cardinal's degree?
+ Then I perceive that will be verified
+ Henry the Fifth did sometime prophesy,
+ 'If once he come to be a cardinal,
+ He'll make his cap co-equal with the crown.'
+
+KING HENRY VI My lords ambassadors, your several suits
+ Have been consider'd and debated on.
+ And therefore are we certainly resolved
+ To draw conditions of a friendly peace;
+ Which by my Lord of Winchester we mean
+ Shall be transported presently to France.
+
+GLOUCESTER And for the proffer of my lord your master,
+ I have inform'd his highness so at large
+ As liking of the lady's virtuous gifts,
+ Her beauty and the value of her dower,
+ He doth intend she shall be England's queen.
+
+KING HENRY VI In argument and proof of which contract,
+ Bear her this jewel, pledge of my affection.
+ And so, my lord protector, see them guarded
+ And safely brought to Dover; where inshipp'd
+ Commit them to the fortune of the sea.
+
+ [Exeunt all but CARDINAL OF WINCHESTER and Legate]
+
+CARDINAL
+OF WINCHESTER Stay, my lord legate: you shall first receive
+ The sum of money which I promised
+ Should be deliver'd to his holiness
+ For clothing me in these grave ornaments.
+
+Legate I will attend upon your lordship's leisure.
+
+CARDINAL
+OF WINCHESTER [Aside] Now Winchester will not submit, I trow,
+ Or be inferior to the proudest peer.
+ Humphrey of Gloucester, thou shalt well perceive
+ That, neither in birth or for authority,
+ The bishop will be overborne by thee:
+ I'll either make thee stoop and bend thy knee,
+ Or sack this country with a mutiny.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II France. Plains in Anjou.
+
+
+ [Enter CHARLES, BURGUNDY, ALENCON, BASTARD OF
+ ORLEANS, REIGNIER, JOAN LA PUCELLE, and forces]
+
+CHARLES These news, my lord, may cheer our drooping spirits:
+ 'Tis said the stout Parisians do revolt
+ And turn again unto the warlike French.
+
+ALENCON Then march to Paris, royal Charles of France,
+ And keep not back your powers in dalliance.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Peace be amongst them, if they turn to us;
+ Else, ruin combat with their palaces!
+
+ [Enter Scout]
+
+Scout Success unto our valiant general,
+ And happiness to his accomplices!
+
+CHARLES What tidings send our scouts? I prithee, speak.
+
+Scout The English army, that divided was
+ Into two parties, is now conjoined in one,
+ And means to give you battle presently.
+
+CHARLES Somewhat too sudden, sirs, the warning is;
+ But we will presently provide for them.
+
+BURGUNDY I trust the ghost of Talbot is not there:
+ Now he is gone, my lord, you need not fear.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Of all base passions, fear is most accursed.
+ Command the conquest, Charles, it shall be thine,
+ Let Henry fret and all the world repine.
+
+CHARLES Then on, my lords; and France be fortunate!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III Before Angiers.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Excursions. Enter JOAN LA PUCELLE]
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE The regent conquers, and the Frenchmen fly.
+ Now help, ye charming spells and periapts;
+ And ye choice spirits that admonish me
+ And give me signs of future accidents.
+
+ [Thunder]
+
+ You speedy helpers, that are substitutes
+ Under the lordly monarch of the north,
+ Appear and aid me in this enterprise.
+
+ [Enter Fiends]
+
+ This speedy and quick appearance argues proof
+ Of your accustom'd diligence to me.
+ Now, ye familiar spirits, that are cull'd
+ Out of the powerful regions under earth,
+ Help me this once, that France may get the field.
+
+ [They walk, and speak not]
+
+ O, hold me not with silence over-long!
+ Where I was wont to feed you with my blood,
+ I'll lop a member off and give it you
+ In earnest of further benefit,
+ So you do condescend to help me now.
+
+ [They hang their heads]
+
+ No hope to have redress? My body shall
+ Pay recompense, if you will grant my suit.
+
+ [They shake their heads]
+
+ Cannot my body nor blood-sacrifice
+ Entreat you to your wonted furtherance?
+ Then take my soul, my body, soul and all,
+ Before that England give the French the foil.
+
+ [They depart]
+
+ See, they forsake me! Now the time is come
+ That France must vail her lofty-plumed crest
+ And let her head fall into England's lap.
+ My ancient incantations are too weak,
+ And hell too strong for me to buckle with:
+ Now, France, thy glory droopeth to the dust.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Excursions. Re-enter JOAN LA PUCELLE fighting hand
+ to hand with YORK JOAN LA PUCELLE is taken. The
+ French fly]
+
+YORK Damsel of France, I think I have you fast:
+ Unchain your spirits now with spelling charms
+ And try if they can gain your liberty.
+ A goodly prize, fit for the devil's grace!
+ See, how the ugly wench doth bend her brows,
+ As if with Circe she would change my shape!
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Changed to a worser shape thou canst not be.
+
+YORK O, Charles the Dauphin is a proper man;
+ No shape but his can please your dainty eye.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE A plaguing mischief light on Charles and thee!
+ And may ye both be suddenly surprised
+ By bloody hands, in sleeping on your beds!
+
+YORK Fell banning hag, enchantress, hold thy tongue!
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE I prithee, give me leave to curse awhile.
+
+YORK Curse, miscreant, when thou comest to the stake.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Alarum. Enter SUFFOLK with MARGARET in his hand]
+
+SUFFOLK Be what thou wilt, thou art my prisoner.
+
+ [Gazes on her]
+
+ O fairest beauty, do not fear nor fly!
+ For I will touch thee but with reverent hands;
+ I kiss these fingers for eternal peace,
+ And lay them gently on thy tender side.
+ Who art thou? say, that I may honour thee.
+
+MARGARET Margaret my name, and daughter to a king,
+ The King of Naples, whosoe'er thou art.
+
+SUFFOLK An earl I am, and Suffolk am I call'd.
+ Be not offended, nature's miracle,
+ Thou art allotted to be ta'en by me:
+ So doth the swan her downy cygnets save,
+ Keeping them prisoner underneath her wings.
+ Yet, if this servile usage once offend.
+ Go, and be free again, as Suffolk's friend.
+
+ [She is going]
+
+ O, stay! I have no power to let her pass;
+ My hand would free her, but my heart says no
+ As plays the sun upon the glassy streams,
+ Twinkling another counterfeited beam,
+ So seems this gorgeous beauty to mine eyes.
+ Fain would I woo her, yet I dare not speak:
+ I'll call for pen and ink, and write my mind.
+ Fie, de la Pole! disable not thyself;
+ Hast not a tongue? is she not here?
+ Wilt thou be daunted at a woman's sight?
+ Ay, beauty's princely majesty is such,
+ Confounds the tongue and makes the senses rough.
+
+MARGARET Say, Earl of Suffolk--if thy name be so--
+ What ransom must I pay before I pass?
+ For I perceive I am thy prisoner.
+
+SUFFOLK How canst thou tell she will deny thy suit,
+ Before thou make a trial of her love?
+
+MARGARET Why speak'st thou not? what ransom must I pay?
+
+SUFFOLK She's beautiful, and therefore to be woo'd;
+ She is a woman, therefore to be won.
+
+MARGARET Wilt thou accept of ransom? yea, or no.
+
+SUFFOLK Fond man, remember that thou hast a wife;
+ Then how can Margaret be thy paramour?
+
+MARGARET I were best to leave him, for he will not hear.
+
+SUFFOLK There all is marr'd; there lies a cooling card.
+
+MARGARET He talks at random; sure, the man is mad.
+
+SUFFOLK And yet a dispensation may be had.
+
+MARGARET And yet I would that you would answer me.
+
+SUFFOLK I'll win this Lady Margaret. For whom?
+ Why, for my king: tush, that's a wooden thing!
+
+MARGARET He talks of wood: it is some carpenter.
+
+SUFFOLK Yet so my fancy may be satisfied,
+ And peace established between these realms
+ But there remains a scruple in that too;
+ For though her father be the King of Naples,
+ Duke of Anjou and Maine, yet is he poor,
+ And our nobility will scorn the match.
+
+MARGARET Hear ye, captain, are you not at leisure?
+
+SUFFOLK It shall be so, disdain they ne'er so much.
+ Henry is youthful and will quickly yield.
+ Madam, I have a secret to reveal.
+
+MARGARET What though I be enthrall'd? he seems a knight,
+ And will not any way dishonour me.
+
+SUFFOLK Lady, vouchsafe to listen what I say.
+
+MARGARET Perhaps I shall be rescued by the French;
+ And then I need not crave his courtesy.
+
+SUFFOLK Sweet madam, give me a hearing in a cause--
+
+MARGARET Tush, women have been captivate ere now.
+
+SUFFOLK Lady, wherefore talk you so?
+
+MARGARET I cry you mercy, 'tis but Quid for Quo.
+
+SUFFOLK Say, gentle princess, would you not suppose
+ Your bondage happy, to be made a queen?
+
+MARGARET To be a queen in bondage is more vile
+ Than is a slave in base servility;
+ For princes should be free.
+
+SUFFOLK And so shall you,
+ If happy England's royal king be free.
+
+MARGARET Why, what concerns his freedom unto me?
+
+SUFFOLK I'll undertake to make thee Henry's queen,
+ To put a golden sceptre in thy hand
+ And set a precious crown upon thy head,
+ If thou wilt condescend to be my--
+
+MARGARET What?
+
+SUFFOLK His love.
+
+MARGARET I am unworthy to be Henry's wife.
+
+SUFFOLK No, gentle madam; I unworthy am
+ To woo so fair a dame to be his wife,
+ And have no portion in the choice myself.
+ How say you, madam, are ye so content?
+
+MARGARET An if my father please, I am content.
+
+SUFFOLK Then call our captains and our colours forth.
+ And, madam, at your father's castle walls
+ We'll crave a parley, to confer with him.
+
+ [A parley sounded. Enter REIGNIER on the walls]
+
+ See, Reignier, see, thy daughter prisoner!
+
+REIGNIER To whom?
+
+SUFFOLK To me.
+
+REIGNIER Suffolk, what remedy?
+ I am a soldier, and unapt to weep,
+ Or to exclaim on fortune's fickleness.
+
+SUFFOLK Yes, there is remedy enough, my lord:
+ Consent, and for thy honour give consent,
+ Thy daughter shall be wedded to my king;
+ Whom I with pain have woo'd and won thereto;
+ And this her easy-held imprisonment
+ Hath gained thy daughter princely liberty.
+
+REIGNIER Speaks Suffolk as he thinks?
+
+SUFFOLK Fair Margaret knows
+ That Suffolk doth not flatter, face, or feign.
+
+REIGNIER Upon thy princely warrant, I descend
+ To give thee answer of thy just demand.
+
+ [Exit from the walls]
+
+SUFFOLK And here I will expect thy coming.
+
+ [Trumpets sound. Enter REIGNIER, below]
+
+REIGNIER Welcome, brave earl, into our territories:
+ Command in Anjou what your honour pleases.
+
+SUFFOLK Thanks, Reignier, happy for so sweet a child,
+ Fit to be made companion with a king:
+ What answer makes your grace unto my suit?
+
+REIGNIER Since thou dost deign to woo her little worth
+ To be the princely bride of such a lord;
+ Upon condition I may quietly
+ Enjoy mine own, the country Maine and Anjou,
+ Free from oppression or the stroke of war,
+ My daughter shall be Henry's, if he please.
+
+SUFFOLK That is her ransom; I deliver her;
+ And those two counties I will undertake
+ Your grace shall well and quietly enjoy.
+
+REIGNIER And I again, in Henry's royal name,
+ As deputy unto that gracious king,
+ Give thee her hand, for sign of plighted faith.
+
+SUFFOLK Reignier of France, I give thee kingly thanks,
+ Because this is in traffic of a king.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ And yet, methinks, I could be well content
+ To be mine own attorney in this case.
+ I'll over then to England with this news,
+ And make this marriage to be solemnized.
+ So farewell, Reignier: set this diamond safe
+ In golden palaces, as it becomes.
+
+REIGNIER I do embrace thee, as I would embrace
+ The Christian prince, King Henry, were he here.
+
+MARGARET Farewell, my lord: good wishes, praise and prayers
+ Shall Suffolk ever have of Margaret.
+
+ [Going]
+
+SUFFOLK Farewell, sweet madam: but hark you, Margaret;
+ No princely commendations to my king?
+
+MARGARET Such commendations as becomes a maid,
+ A virgin and his servant, say to him.
+
+SUFFOLK Words sweetly placed and modestly directed.
+ But madam, I must trouble you again;
+ No loving token to his majesty?
+
+MARGARET Yes, my good lord, a pure unspotted heart,
+ Never yet taint with love, I send the king.
+
+SUFFOLK And this withal.
+
+ [Kisses her]
+
+MARGARET That for thyself: I will not so presume
+ To send such peevish tokens to a king.
+
+ [Exeunt REIGNIER and MARGARET]
+
+SUFFOLK O, wert thou for myself! But, Suffolk, stay;
+ Thou mayst not wander in that labyrinth;
+ There Minotaurs and ugly treasons lurk.
+ Solicit Henry with her wondrous praise:
+ Bethink thee on her virtues that surmount,
+ And natural graces that extinguish art;
+ Repeat their semblance often on the seas,
+ That, when thou comest to kneel at Henry's feet,
+ Thou mayst bereave him of his wits with wonder.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Camp of the YORK in Anjou.
+
+
+ [Enter YORK, WARWICK, and others]
+
+YORK Bring forth that sorceress condemn'd to burn.
+
+ [Enter JOAN LA PUCELLE, guarded, and a Shepherd]
+
+Shepherd Ah, Joan, this kills thy father's heart outright!
+ Have I sought every country far and near,
+ And, now it is my chance to find thee out,
+ Must I behold thy timeless cruel death?
+ Ah, Joan, sweet daughter Joan, I'll die with thee!
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Decrepit miser! base ignoble wretch!
+ I am descended of a gentler blood:
+ Thou art no father nor no friend of mine.
+
+Shepherd Out, out! My lords, an please you, 'tis not so;
+ I did beget her, all the parish knows:
+ Her mother liveth yet, can testify
+ She was the first fruit of my bachelorship.
+
+WARWICK Graceless! wilt thou deny thy parentage?
+
+YORK This argues what her kind of life hath been,
+ Wicked and vile; and so her death concludes.
+
+Shepherd Fie, Joan, that thou wilt be so obstacle!
+ God knows thou art a collop of my flesh;
+ And for thy sake have I shed many a tear:
+ Deny me not, I prithee, gentle Joan.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Peasant, avaunt! You have suborn'd this man,
+ Of purpose to obscure my noble birth.
+
+Shepherd 'Tis true, I gave a noble to the priest
+ The morn that I was wedded to her mother.
+ Kneel down and take my blessing, good my girl.
+ Wilt thou not stoop? Now cursed be the time
+ Of thy nativity! I would the milk
+ Thy mother gave thee when thou suck'dst her breast,
+ Had been a little ratsbane for thy sake!
+ Or else, when thou didst keep my lambs a-field,
+ I wish some ravenous wolf had eaten thee!
+ Dost thou deny thy father, cursed drab?
+ O, burn her, burn her! hanging is too good.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+YORK Take her away; for she hath lived too long,
+ To fill the world with vicious qualities.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE First, let me tell you whom you have condemn'd:
+ Not me begotten of a shepherd swain,
+ But issued from the progeny of kings;
+ Virtuous and holy; chosen from above,
+ By inspiration of celestial grace,
+ To work exceeding miracles on earth.
+ I never had to do with wicked spirits:
+ But you, that are polluted with your lusts,
+ Stain'd with the guiltless blood of innocents,
+ Corrupt and tainted with a thousand vices,
+ Because you want the grace that others have,
+ You judge it straight a thing impossible
+ To compass wonders but by help of devils.
+ No, misconceived! Joan of Arc hath been
+ A virgin from her tender infancy,
+ Chaste and immaculate in very thought;
+ Whose maiden blood, thus rigorously effused,
+ Will cry for vengeance at the gates of heaven.
+
+YORK Ay, ay: away with her to execution!
+
+WARWICK And hark ye, sirs; because she is a maid,
+ Spare for no faggots, let there be enow:
+ Place barrels of pitch upon the fatal stake,
+ That so her torture may be shortened.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Will nothing turn your unrelenting hearts?
+ Then, Joan, discover thine infirmity,
+ That warranteth by law to be thy privilege.
+ I am with child, ye bloody homicides:
+ Murder not then the fruit within my womb,
+ Although ye hale me to a violent death.
+
+YORK Now heaven forfend! the holy maid with child!
+
+WARWICK The greatest miracle that e'er ye wrought:
+ Is all your strict preciseness come to this?
+
+YORK She and the Dauphin have been juggling:
+ I did imagine what would be her refuge.
+
+WARWICK Well, go to; we'll have no bastards live;
+ Especially since Charles must father it.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE You are deceived; my child is none of his:
+ It was Alencon that enjoy'd my love.
+
+YORK Alencon! that notorious Machiavel!
+ It dies, an if it had a thousand lives.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE O, give me leave, I have deluded you:
+ 'Twas neither Charles nor yet the duke I named,
+ But Reignier, king of Naples, that prevail'd.
+
+WARWICK A married man! that's most intolerable.
+
+YORK Why, here's a girl! I think she knows not well,
+ There were so many, whom she may accuse.
+
+WARWICK It's sign she hath been liberal and free.
+
+YORK And yet, forsooth, she is a virgin pure.
+ Strumpet, thy words condemn thy brat and thee:
+ Use no entreaty, for it is in vain.
+
+JOAN LA PUCELLE Then lead me hence; with whom I leave my curse:
+ May never glorious sun reflex his beams
+ Upon the country where you make abode;
+ But darkness and the gloomy shade of death
+ Environ you, till mischief and despair
+ Drive you to break your necks or hang yourselves!
+
+ [Exit, guarded]
+
+YORK Break thou in pieces and consume to ashes,
+ Thou foul accursed minister of hell!
+
+ [Enter CARDINAL OF WINCHESTER, attended]
+
+CARDINAL
+OF WINCHESTER Lord regent, I do greet your excellence
+ With letters of commission from the king.
+ For know, my lords, the states of Christendom,
+ Moved with remorse of these outrageous broils,
+ Have earnestly implored a general peace
+ Betwixt our nation and the aspiring French;
+ And here at hand the Dauphin and his train
+ Approacheth, to confer about some matter.
+
+YORK Is all our travail turn'd to this effect?
+ After the slaughter of so many peers,
+ So many captains, gentlemen and soldiers,
+ That in this quarrel have been overthrown
+ And sold their bodies for their country's benefit,
+ Shall we at last conclude effeminate peace?
+ Have we not lost most part of all the towns,
+ By treason, falsehood and by treachery,
+ Our great progenitors had conquered?
+ O Warwick, Warwick! I foresee with grief
+ The utter loss of all the realm of France.
+
+WARWICK Be patient, York: if we conclude a peace,
+ It shall be with such strict and severe covenants
+ As little shall the Frenchmen gain thereby.
+
+ [Enter CHARLES, ALENCON, BASTARD OF ORLEANS,
+ REIGNIER, and others]
+
+CHARLES Since, lords of England, it is thus agreed
+ That peaceful truce shall be proclaim'd in France,
+ We come to be informed by yourselves
+ What the conditions of that league must be.
+
+YORK Speak, Winchester; for boiling choler chokes
+ The hollow passage of my poison'd voice,
+ By sight of these our baleful enemies.
+
+CARDINAL
+OF WINCHESTER Charles, and the rest, it is enacted thus:
+ That, in regard King Henry gives consent,
+ Of mere compassion and of lenity,
+ To ease your country of distressful war,
+ And suffer you to breathe in fruitful peace,
+ You shall become true liegemen to his crown:
+ And Charles, upon condition thou wilt swear
+ To pay him tribute, submit thyself,
+ Thou shalt be placed as viceroy under him,
+ And still enjoy thy regal dignity.
+
+ALENCON Must he be then as shadow of himself?
+ Adorn his temples with a coronet,
+ And yet, in substance and authority,
+ Retain but privilege of a private man?
+ This proffer is absurd and reasonless.
+
+CHARLES 'Tis known already that I am possess'd
+ With more than half the Gallian territories,
+ And therein reverenced for their lawful king:
+ Shall I, for lucre of the rest unvanquish'd,
+ Detract so much from that prerogative,
+ As to be call'd but viceroy of the whole?
+ No, lord ambassador, I'll rather keep
+ That which I have than, coveting for more,
+ Be cast from possibility of all.
+
+YORK Insulting Charles! hast thou by secret means
+ Used intercession to obtain a league,
+ And, now the matter grows to compromise,
+ Stand'st thou aloof upon comparison?
+ Either accept the title thou usurp'st,
+ Of benefit proceeding from our king
+ And not of any challenge of desert,
+ Or we will plague thee with incessant wars.
+
+REIGNIER My lord, you do not well in obstinacy
+ To cavil in the course of this contract:
+ If once it be neglected, ten to one
+ We shall not find like opportunity.
+
+ALENCON To say the truth, it is your policy
+ To save your subjects from such massacre
+ And ruthless slaughters as are daily seen
+ By our proceeding in hostility;
+ And therefore take this compact of a truce,
+ Although you break it when your pleasure serves.
+
+WARWICK How say'st thou, Charles? shall our condition stand?
+
+CHARLES It shall;
+ Only reserved, you claim no interest
+ In any of our towns of garrison.
+
+YORK Then swear allegiance to his majesty,
+ As thou art knight, never to disobey
+ Nor be rebellious to the crown of England,
+ Thou, nor thy nobles, to the crown of England.
+ So, now dismiss your army when ye please:
+ Hang up your ensign, let your drums be still,
+ For here we entertain a solemn peace.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 1 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter SUFFOLK in conference with KING HENRY VI,
+ GLOUCESTER and EXETER]
+
+KING HENRY VI Your wondrous rare description, noble earl,
+ Of beauteous Margaret hath astonish'd me:
+ Her virtues graced with external gifts
+ Do breed love's settled passions in my heart:
+ And like as rigor of tempestuous gusts
+ Provokes the mightiest hulk against the tide,
+ So am I driven by breath of her renown
+ Either to suffer shipwreck or arrive
+ Where I may have fruition of her love.
+
+SUFFOLK Tush, my good lord, this superficial tale
+ Is but a preface of her worthy praise;
+ The chief perfections of that lovely dame
+ Had I sufficient skill to utter them,
+ Would make a volume of enticing lines,
+ Able to ravish any dull conceit:
+ And, which is more, she is not so divine,
+ So full-replete with choice of all delights,
+ But with as humble lowliness of mind
+ She is content to be at your command;
+ Command, I mean, of virtuous chaste intents,
+ To love and honour Henry as her lord.
+
+KING HENRY VI And otherwise will Henry ne'er presume.
+ Therefore, my lord protector, give consent
+ That Margaret may be England's royal queen.
+
+GLOUCESTER So should I give consent to flatter sin.
+ You know, my lord, your highness is betroth'd
+ Unto another lady of esteem:
+ How shall we then dispense with that contract,
+ And not deface your honour with reproach?
+
+SUFFOLK As doth a ruler with unlawful oaths;
+ Or one that, at a triumph having vow'd
+ To try his strength, forsaketh yet the lists
+ By reason of his adversary's odds:
+ A poor earl's daughter is unequal odds,
+ And therefore may be broke without offence.
+
+GLOUCESTER Why, what, I pray, is Margaret more than that?
+ Her father is no better than an earl,
+ Although in glorious titles he excel.
+
+SUFFOLK Yes, lord, her father is a king,
+ The King of Naples and Jerusalem;
+ And of such great authority in France
+ As his alliance will confirm our peace
+ And keep the Frenchmen in allegiance.
+
+GLOUCESTER And so the Earl of Armagnac may do,
+ Because he is near kinsman unto Charles.
+
+EXETER Beside, his wealth doth warrant a liberal dower,
+ Where Reignier sooner will receive than give.
+
+SUFFOLK A dower, my lords! disgrace not so your king,
+ That he should be so abject, base and poor,
+ To choose for wealth and not for perfect love.
+ Henry is able to enrich his queen
+ And not seek a queen to make him rich:
+ So worthless peasants bargain for their wives,
+ As market-men for oxen, sheep, or horse.
+ Marriage is a matter of more worth
+ Than to be dealt in by attorneyship;
+ Not whom we will, but whom his grace affects,
+ Must be companion of his nuptial bed:
+ And therefore, lords, since he affects her most,
+ It most of all these reasons bindeth us,
+ In our opinions she should be preferr'd.
+ For what is wedlock forced but a hell,
+ An age of discord and continual strife?
+ Whereas the contrary bringeth bliss,
+ And is a pattern of celestial peace.
+ Whom should we match with Henry, being a king,
+ But Margaret, that is daughter to a king?
+ Her peerless feature, joined with her birth,
+ Approves her fit for none but for a king:
+ Her valiant courage and undaunted spirit,
+ More than in women commonly is seen,
+ Will answer our hope in issue of a king;
+ For Henry, son unto a conqueror,
+ Is likely to beget more conquerors,
+ If with a lady of so high resolve
+ As is fair Margaret he be link'd in love.
+ Then yield, my lords; and here conclude with me
+ That Margaret shall be queen, and none but she.
+
+KING HENRY VI Whether it be through force of your report,
+ My noble Lord of Suffolk, or for that
+ My tender youth was never yet attaint
+ With any passion of inflaming love,
+ I cannot tell; but this I am assured,
+ I feel such sharp dissension in my breast,
+ Such fierce alarums both of hope and fear,
+ As I am sick with working of my thoughts.
+ Take, therefore, shipping; post, my lord, to France;
+ Agree to any covenants, and procure
+ That Lady Margaret do vouchsafe to come
+ To cross the seas to England and be crown'd
+ King Henry's faithful and anointed queen:
+ For your expenses and sufficient charge,
+ Among the people gather up a tenth.
+ Be gone, I say; for, till you do return,
+ I rest perplexed with a thousand cares.
+ And you, good uncle, banish all offence:
+ If you do censure me by what you were,
+ Not what you are, I know it will excuse
+ This sudden execution of my will.
+ And so, conduct me where, from company,
+ I may revolve and ruminate my grief.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+GLOUCESTER Ay, grief, I fear me, both at first and last.
+
+ [Exeunt GLOUCESTER and EXETER]
+
+SUFFOLK Thus Suffolk hath prevail'd; and thus he goes,
+ As did the youthful Paris once to Greece,
+ With hope to find the like event in love,
+ But prosper better than the Trojan did.
+ Margaret shall now be queen, and rule the king;
+ But I will rule both her, the king and realm.
+
+ [Exit]
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+RUMOUR the Presenter.
+
+KING HENRY the Fourth. (KING HENRY IV:)
+
+
+PRINCE HENRY |
+OF WALES (PRINCE HENRY:) |
+ afterwards KING HENRY V. |
+ |
+THOMAS, DUKE OF | sons of King Henry.
+CLARENCE (CLARENCE:) |
+ |
+PRINCE HUMPHREY |
+OF GLOUCESTER (GLOUCESTER:) |
+
+
+EARL OF WARWICK (WARWICK:)
+
+EARL OF
+WESTMORELAND (WESTMORELAND:)
+
+EARL OF SURREY:
+
+GOWER:
+
+HARCOURT:
+
+BLUNT:
+
+ Lord Chief-Justice of the King's Bench:
+ (Lord Chief-Justice:)
+
+ A Servant of the Chief-Justice.
+
+EARL OF
+NORTHUMBERLAND (NORTHUMBERLAND:)
+
+SCROOP,
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK (ARCHBISHOP OF YORK:)
+
+LORD MOWBRAY (MOWBRAY:)
+
+LORD HASTINGS (HASTINGS:)
+
+LORD BARDOLPH:
+
+SIR JOHN COLEVILE (COLEVILE:)
+
+
+TRAVERS |
+ | retainers of Northumberland.
+MORTON |
+
+
+SIR JOHN FALSTAFF (FALSTAFF:)
+
+ His Page. (Page:)
+
+BARDOLPH:
+
+PISTOL:
+
+POINS:
+
+PETO:
+
+
+SHALLOW |
+ | country justices.
+SILENCE |
+
+
+DAVY servant to Shallow.
+
+
+MOULDY |
+ |
+SHADOW |
+ |
+WART | recruits.
+ |
+FEEBLE |
+ |
+BULLCALF |
+
+
+FANG |
+ | sheriff's officers.
+SNARE |
+
+
+LADY
+NORTHUMBERLAND:
+
+LADY PERCY:
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY hostess of a tavern in Eastcheap.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET:
+
+ Lords and Attendants; Porter, Drawers,
+ Beadles, Grooms, &c.
+ (First Messenger:)
+ (Porter:)
+ (First Drawer:)
+ (Second Drawer:)
+ (First Beadle:)
+ (First Groom:)
+ (Second Groom:)
+
+ A Dancer, speaker of the epilogue.
+
+
+SCENE England.
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+ INDUCTION
+
+
+ [Warkworth. Before the castle]
+
+ [Enter RUMOUR, painted full of tongues]
+
+RUMOUR Open your ears; for which of you will stop
+ The vent of hearing when loud Rumour speaks?
+ I, from the orient to the drooping west,
+ Making the wind my post-horse, still unfold
+ The acts commenced on this ball of earth:
+ Upon my tongues continual slanders ride,
+ The which in every language I pronounce,
+ Stuffing the ears of men with false reports.
+ I speak of peace, while covert enmity
+ Under the smile of safety wounds the world:
+ And who but Rumour, who but only I,
+ Make fearful musters and prepared defence,
+ Whiles the big year, swoln with some other grief,
+ Is thought with child by the stern tyrant war,
+ And no such matter? Rumour is a pipe
+ Blown by surmises, jealousies, conjectures
+ And of so easy and so plain a stop
+ That the blunt monster with uncounted heads,
+ The still-discordant wavering multitude,
+ Can play upon it. But what need I thus
+ My well-known body to anatomize
+ Among my household? Why is Rumour here?
+ I run before King Harry's victory;
+ Who in a bloody field by Shrewsbury
+ Hath beaten down young Hotspur and his troops,
+ Quenching the flame of bold rebellion
+ Even with the rebel's blood. But what mean I
+ To speak so true at first? my office is
+ To noise abroad that Harry Monmouth fell
+ Under the wrath of noble Hotspur's sword,
+ And that the king before the Douglas' rage
+ Stoop'd his anointed head as low as death.
+ This have I rumour'd through the peasant towns
+ Between that royal field of Shrewsbury
+ And this worm-eaten hold of ragged stone,
+ Where Hotspur's father, old Northumberland,
+ Lies crafty-sick: the posts come tiring on,
+ And not a man of them brings other news
+ Than they have learn'd of me: from Rumour's tongues
+ They bring smooth comforts false, worse than
+ true wrongs.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I The same.
+
+
+ [Enter LORD BARDOLPH]
+
+LORD BARDOLPH Who keeps the gate here, ho?
+
+ [The Porter opens the gate]
+
+ Where is the earl?
+
+Porter What shall I say you are?
+
+LORD BARDOLPH Tell thou the earl
+ That the Lord Bardolph doth attend him here.
+
+Porter His lordship is walk'd forth into the orchard;
+ Please it your honour, knock but at the gate,
+ And he himself wilt answer.
+
+ [Enter NORTHUMBERLAND]
+
+LORD BARDOLPH Here comes the earl.
+
+ [Exit Porter]
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND What news, Lord Bardolph? every minute now
+ Should be the father of some stratagem:
+ The times are wild: contention, like a horse
+ Full of high feeding, madly hath broke loose
+ And bears down all before him.
+
+LORD BARDOLPH Noble earl,
+ I bring you certain news from Shrewsbury.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Good, an God will!
+
+LORD BARDOLPH As good as heart can wish:
+ The king is almost wounded to the death;
+ And, in the fortune of my lord your son,
+ Prince Harry slain outright; and both the Blunts
+ Kill'd by the hand of Douglas; young Prince John
+ And Westmoreland and Stafford fled the field;
+ And Harry Monmouth's brawn, the hulk Sir John,
+ Is prisoner to your son: O, such a day,
+ So fought, so follow'd and so fairly won,
+ Came not till now to dignify the times,
+ Since Caesar's fortunes!
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND How is this derived?
+ Saw you the field? came you from Shrewsbury?
+
+LORD BARDOLPH I spake with one, my lord, that came from thence,
+ A gentleman well bred and of good name,
+ That freely render'd me these news for true.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Here comes my servant Travers, whom I sent
+ On Tuesday last to listen after news.
+
+ [Enter TRAVERS]
+
+LORD BARDOLPH My lord, I over-rode him on the way;
+ And he is furnish'd with no certainties
+ More than he haply may retail from me.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Now, Travers, what good tidings comes with you?
+
+TRAVERS My lord, Sir John Umfrevile turn'd me back
+ With joyful tidings; and, being better horsed,
+ Out-rode me. After him came spurring hard
+ A gentleman, almost forspent with speed,
+ That stopp'd by me to breathe his bloodied horse.
+ He ask'd the way to Chester; and of him
+ I did demand what news from Shrewsbury:
+ He told me that rebellion had bad luck
+ And that young Harry Percy's spur was cold.
+ With that, he gave his able horse the head,
+ And bending forward struck his armed heels
+ Against the panting sides of his poor jade
+ Up to the rowel-head, and starting so
+ He seem'd in running to devour the way,
+ Staying no longer question.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Ha! Again:
+ Said he young Harry Percy's spur was cold?
+ Of Hotspur Coldspur? that rebellion
+ Had met ill luck?
+
+LORD BARDOLPH My lord, I'll tell you what;
+ If my young lord your son have not the day,
+ Upon mine honour, for a silken point
+ I'll give my barony: never talk of it.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Why should that gentleman that rode by Travers
+ Give then such instances of loss?
+
+LORD BARDOLPH Who, he?
+ He was some hilding fellow that had stolen
+ The horse he rode on, and, upon my life,
+ Spoke at a venture. Look, here comes more news.
+
+ [Enter MORTON]
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Yea, this man's brow, like to a title-leaf,
+ Foretells the nature of a tragic volume:
+ So looks the strand whereon the imperious flood
+ Hath left a witness'd usurpation.
+ Say, Morton, didst thou come from Shrewsbury?
+
+MORTON I ran from Shrewsbury, my noble lord;
+ Where hateful death put on his ugliest mask
+ To fright our party.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND How doth my son and brother?
+ Thou tremblest; and the whiteness in thy cheek
+ Is apter than thy tongue to tell thy errand.
+ Even such a man, so faint, so spiritless,
+ So dull, so dead in look, so woe-begone,
+ Drew Priam's curtain in the dead of night,
+ And would have told him half his Troy was burnt;
+ But Priam found the fire ere he his tongue,
+ And I my Percy's death ere thou report'st it.
+ This thou wouldst say, 'Your son did thus and thus;
+ Your brother thus: so fought the noble Douglas:'
+ Stopping my greedy ear with their bold deeds:
+ But in the end, to stop my ear indeed,
+ Thou hast a sigh to blow away this praise,
+ Ending with 'Brother, son, and all are dead.'
+
+MORTON Douglas is living, and your brother, yet;
+ But, for my lord your son--
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Why, he is dead.
+ See what a ready tongue suspicion hath!
+ He that but fears the thing he would not know
+ Hath by instinct knowledge from others' eyes
+ That what he fear'd is chanced. Yet speak, Morton;
+ Tell thou an earl his divination lies,
+ And I will take it as a sweet disgrace
+ And make thee rich for doing me such wrong.
+
+MORTON You are too great to be by me gainsaid:
+ Your spirit is too true, your fears too certain.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Yet, for all this, say not that Percy's dead.
+ I see a strange confession in thine eye:
+ Thou shakest thy head and hold'st it fear or sin
+ To speak a truth. If he be slain, say so;
+ The tongue offends not that reports his death:
+ And he doth sin that doth belie the dead,
+ Not he which says the dead is not alive.
+ Yet the first bringer of unwelcome news
+ Hath but a losing office, and his tongue
+ Sounds ever after as a sullen bell,
+ Remember'd tolling a departing friend.
+
+LORD BARDOLPH I cannot think, my lord, your son is dead.
+
+MORTON I am sorry I should force you to believe
+ That which I would to God I had not seen;
+ But these mine eyes saw him in bloody state,
+ Rendering faint quittance, wearied and out-breathed,
+ To Harry Monmouth; whose swift wrath beat down
+ The never-daunted Percy to the earth,
+ From whence with life he never more sprung up.
+ In few, his death, whose spirit lent a fire
+ Even to the dullest peasant in his camp,
+ Being bruited once, took fire and heat away
+ From the best temper'd courage in his troops;
+ For from his metal was his party steel'd;
+ Which once in him abated, all the rest
+ Turn'd on themselves, like dull and heavy lead:
+ And as the thing that's heavy in itself,
+ Upon enforcement flies with greatest speed,
+ So did our men, heavy in Hotspur's loss,
+ Lend to this weight such lightness with their fear
+ That arrows fled not swifter toward their aim
+ Than did our soldiers, aiming at their safety,
+ Fly from the field. Then was the noble Worcester
+ Too soon ta'en prisoner; and that furious Scot,
+ The bloody Douglas, whose well-labouring sword
+ Had three times slain the appearance of the king,
+ 'Gan vail his stomach and did grace the shame
+ Of those that turn'd their backs, and in his flight,
+ Stumbling in fear, was took. The sum of all
+ Is that the king hath won, and hath sent out
+ A speedy power to encounter you, my lord,
+ Under the conduct of young Lancaster
+ And Westmoreland. This is the news at full.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND For this I shall have time enough to mourn.
+ In poison there is physic; and these news,
+ Having been well, that would have made me sick,
+ Being sick, have in some measure made me well:
+ And as the wretch, whose fever-weaken'd joints,
+ Like strengthless hinges, buckle under life,
+ Impatient of his fit, breaks like a fire
+ Out of his keeper's arms, even so my limbs,
+ Weaken'd with grief, being now enraged with grief,
+ Are thrice themselves. Hence, therefore, thou nice crutch!
+ A scaly gauntlet now with joints of steel
+ Must glove this hand: and hence, thou sickly quoif!
+ Thou art a guard too wanton for the head
+ Which princes, flesh'd with conquest, aim to hit.
+ Now bind my brows with iron; and approach
+ The ragged'st hour that time and spite dare bring
+ To frown upon the enraged Northumberland!
+ Let heaven kiss earth! now let not Nature's hand
+ Keep the wild flood confined! let order die!
+ And let this world no longer be a stage
+ To feed contention in a lingering act;
+ But let one spirit of the first-born Cain
+ Reign in all bosoms, that, each heart being set
+ On bloody courses, the rude scene may end,
+ And darkness be the burier of the dead!
+
+TRAVERS This strained passion doth you wrong, my lord.
+
+LORD BARDOLPH Sweet earl, divorce not wisdom from your honour.
+
+MORTON The lives of all your loving complices
+ Lean on your health; the which, if you give o'er
+ To stormy passion, must perforce decay.
+ You cast the event of war, my noble lord,
+ And summ'd the account of chance, before you said
+ 'Let us make head.' It was your presurmise,
+ That, in the dole of blows, your son might drop:
+ You knew he walk'd o'er perils, on an edge,
+ More likely to fall in than to get o'er;
+ You were advised his flesh was capable
+ Of wounds and scars and that his forward spirit
+ Would lift him where most trade of danger ranged:
+ Yet did you say 'Go forth;' and none of this,
+ Though strongly apprehended, could restrain
+ The stiff-borne action: what hath then befallen,
+ Or what hath this bold enterprise brought forth,
+ More than that being which was like to be?
+
+LORD BARDOLPH We all that are engaged to this loss
+ Knew that we ventured on such dangerous seas
+ That if we wrought our life 'twas ten to one;
+ And yet we ventured, for the gain proposed
+ Choked the respect of likely peril fear'd;
+ And since we are o'erset, venture again.
+ Come, we will all put forth, body and goods.
+
+MORTON 'Tis more than time: and, my most noble lord,
+ I hear for certain, and do speak the truth,
+ The gentle Archbishop of York is up
+ With well-appointed powers: he is a man
+ Who with a double surety binds his followers.
+ My lord your son had only but the corpse,
+ But shadows and the shows of men, to fight;
+ For that same word, rebellion, did divide
+ The action of their bodies from their souls;
+ And they did fight with queasiness, constrain'd,
+ As men drink potions, that their weapons only
+ Seem'd on our side; but, for their spirits and souls,
+ This word, rebellion, it had froze them up,
+ As fish are in a pond. But now the bishop
+ Turns insurrection to religion:
+ Supposed sincere and holy in his thoughts,
+ He's followed both with body and with mind;
+ And doth enlarge his rising with the blood
+ Of fair King Richard, scraped from Pomfret stones;
+ Derives from heaven his quarrel and his cause;
+ Tells them he doth bestride a bleeding land,
+ Gasping for life under great Bolingbroke;
+ And more and less do flock to follow him.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND I knew of this before; but, to speak truth,
+ This present grief had wiped it from my mind.
+ Go in with me; and counsel every man
+ The aptest way for safety and revenge:
+ Get posts and letters, and make friends with speed:
+ Never so few, and never yet more need.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II London. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF, with his Page bearing his sword
+ and buckler]
+
+FALSTAFF Sirrah, you giant, what says the doctor to my water?
+
+Page He said, sir, the water itself was a good healthy
+ water; but, for the party that owed it, he might
+ have more diseases than he knew for.
+
+FALSTAFF Men of all sorts take a pride to gird at me: the
+ brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not
+ able to invent anything that tends to laughter, more
+ than I invent or is invented on me: I am not only
+ witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other
+ men. I do here walk before thee like a sow that
+ hath overwhelmed all her litter but one. If the
+ prince put thee into my service for any other reason
+ than to set me off, why then I have no judgment.
+ Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn
+ in my cap than to wait at my heels. I was never
+ manned with an agate till now: but I will inset you
+ neither in gold nor silver, but in vile apparel, and
+ send you back again to your master, for a jewel,--
+ the juvenal, the prince your master, whose chin is
+ not yet fledged. I will sooner have a beard grow in
+ the palm of my hand than he shall get one on his
+ cheek; and yet he will not stick to say his face is
+ a face-royal: God may finish it when he will, 'tis
+ not a hair amiss yet: he may keep it still at a
+ face-royal, for a barber shall never earn sixpence
+ out of it; and yet he'll be crowing as if he had
+ writ man ever since his father was a bachelor. He
+ may keep his own grace, but he's almost out of mine,
+ I can assure him. What said Master Dombledon about
+ the satin for my short cloak and my slops?
+
+Page He said, sir, you should procure him better
+ assurance than Bardolph: he would not take his
+ band and yours; he liked not the security.
+
+FALSTAFF Let him be damned, like the glutton! pray God his
+ tongue be hotter! A whoreson Achitophel! a rascally
+ yea-forsooth knave! to bear a gentleman in hand,
+ and then stand upon security! The whoreson
+ smooth-pates do now wear nothing but high shoes, and
+ bunches of keys at their girdles; and if a man is
+ through with them in honest taking up, then they
+ must stand upon security. I had as lief they would
+ put ratsbane in my mouth as offer to stop it with
+ security. I looked a' should have sent me two and
+ twenty yards of satin, as I am a true knight, and he
+ sends me security. Well, he may sleep in security;
+ for he hath the horn of abundance, and the lightness
+ of his wife shines through it: and yet cannot he
+ see, though he have his own lanthorn to light him.
+ Where's Bardolph?
+
+Page He's gone into Smithfield to buy your worship a horse.
+
+FALSTAFF I bought him in Paul's, and he'll buy me a horse in
+ Smithfield: an I could get me but a wife in the
+ stews, I were manned, horsed, and wived.
+
+ [Enter the Lord Chief-Justice and Servant]
+
+Page Sir, here comes the nobleman that committed the
+ Prince for striking him about Bardolph.
+
+FALSTAFF Wait, close; I will not see him.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice What's he that goes there?
+
+Servant Falstaff, an't please your lordship.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice He that was in question for the robbery?
+
+Servant He, my lord: but he hath since done good service at
+ Shrewsbury; and, as I hear, is now going with some
+ charge to the Lord John of Lancaster.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice What, to York? Call him back again.
+
+Servant Sir John Falstaff!
+
+FALSTAFF Boy, tell him I am deaf.
+
+Page You must speak louder; my master is deaf.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice I am sure he is, to the hearing of any thing good.
+ Go, pluck him by the elbow; I must speak with him.
+
+Servant Sir John!
+
+FALSTAFF What! a young knave, and begging! Is there not
+ wars? is there not employment? doth not the king
+ lack subjects? do not the rebels need soldiers?
+ Though it be a shame to be on any side but one, it
+ is worse shame to beg than to be on the worst side,
+ were it worse than the name of rebellion can tell
+ how to make it.
+
+Servant You mistake me, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF Why, sir, did I say you were an honest man? setting
+ my knighthood and my soldiership aside, I had lied
+ in my throat, if I had said so.
+
+Servant I pray you, sir, then set your knighthood and our
+ soldiership aside; and give me leave to tell you,
+ you lie in your throat, if you say I am any other
+ than an honest man.
+
+FALSTAFF I give thee leave to tell me so! I lay aside that
+ which grows to me! if thou gettest any leave of me,
+ hang me; if thou takest leave, thou wert better be
+ hanged. You hunt counter: hence! avaunt!
+
+Servant Sir, my lord would speak with you.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Sir John Falstaff, a word with you.
+
+FALSTAFF My good lord! God give your lordship good time of
+ day. I am glad to see your lordship abroad: I heard
+ say your lordship was sick: I hope your lordship
+ goes abroad by advice. Your lordship, though not
+ clean past your youth, hath yet some smack of age in
+ you, some relish of the saltness of time; and I must
+ humbly beseech your lordship to have a reverent care
+ of your health.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Sir John, I sent for you before your expedition to
+ Shrewsbury.
+
+FALSTAFF An't please your lordship, I hear his majesty is
+ returned with some discomfort from Wales.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice I talk not of his majesty: you would not come when
+ I sent for you.
+
+FALSTAFF And I hear, moreover, his highness is fallen into
+ this same whoreson apoplexy.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Well, God mend him! I pray you, let me speak with
+ you.
+
+FALSTAFF This apoplexy is, as I take it, a kind of lethargy,
+ an't please your lordship; a kind of sleeping in the
+ blood, a whoreson tingling.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice What tell you me of it? be it as it is.
+
+FALSTAFF It hath its original from much grief, from study and
+ perturbation of the brain: I have read the cause of
+ his effects in Galen: it is a kind of deafness.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice I think you are fallen into the disease; for you
+ hear not what I say to you.
+
+FALSTAFF Very well, my lord, very well: rather, an't please
+ you, it is the disease of not listening, the malady
+ of not marking, that I am troubled withal.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice To punish you by the heels would amend the
+ attention of your ears; and I care not if I do
+ become your physician.
+
+FALSTAFF I am as poor as Job, my lord, but not so patient:
+ your lordship may minister the potion of
+ imprisonment to me in respect of poverty; but how
+ should I be your patient to follow your
+ prescriptions, the wise may make some dram of a
+ scruple, or indeed a scruple itself.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice I sent for you, when there were matters against you
+ for your life, to come speak with me.
+
+FALSTAFF As I was then advised by my learned counsel in the
+ laws of this land-service, I did not come.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Well, the truth is, Sir John, you live in great infamy.
+
+FALSTAFF He that buckles him in my belt cannot live in less.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Your means are very slender, and your waste is great.
+
+FALSTAFF I would it were otherwise; I would my means were
+ greater, and my waist slenderer.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice You have misled the youthful prince.
+
+FALSTAFF The young prince hath misled me: I am the fellow
+ with the great belly, and he my dog.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Well, I am loath to gall a new-healed wound: your
+ day's service at Shrewsbury hath a little gilded
+ over your night's exploit on Gad's-hill: you may
+ thank the unquiet time for your quiet o'er-posting
+ that action.
+
+FALSTAFF My lord?
+
+Lord Chief-Justice But since all is well, keep it so: wake not a
+ sleeping wolf.
+
+FALSTAFF To wake a wolf is as bad as to smell a fox.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice What! you are as a candle, the better part burnt
+ out.
+
+FALSTAFF A wassail candle, my lord, all tallow: if I did say
+ of wax, my growth would approve the truth.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice There is not a white hair on your face but should
+ have his effect of gravity.
+
+FALSTAFF His effect of gravy, gravy, gravy.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice You follow the young prince up and down, like his
+ ill angel.
+
+FALSTAFF Not so, my lord; your ill angel is light; but I hope
+ he that looks upon me will take me without weighing:
+ and yet, in some respects, I grant, I cannot go: I
+ cannot tell. Virtue is of so little regard in these
+ costermonger times that true valour is turned
+ bear-herd: pregnancy is made a tapster, and hath
+ his quick wit wasted in giving reckonings: all the
+ other gifts appertinent to man, as the malice of
+ this age shapes them, are not worth a gooseberry.
+ You that are old consider not the capacities of us
+ that are young; you do measure the heat of our
+ livers with the bitterness of your galls: and we
+ that are in the vaward of our youth, I must confess,
+ are wags too.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth,
+ that are written down old with all the characters of
+ age? Have you not a moist eye? a dry hand? a
+ yellow cheek? a white beard? a decreasing leg? an
+ increasing belly? is not your voice broken? your
+ wind short? your chin double? your wit single? and
+ every part about you blasted with antiquity? and
+ will you yet call yourself young? Fie, fie, fie, Sir John!
+
+FALSTAFF My lord, I was born about three of the clock in the
+ afternoon, with a white head and something a round
+ belly. For my voice, I have lost it with halloing
+ and singing of anthems. To approve my youth
+ further, I will not: the truth is, I am only old in
+ judgment and understanding; and he that will caper
+ with me for a thousand marks, let him lend me the
+ money, and have at him! For the box of the ear that
+ the prince gave you, he gave it like a rude prince,
+ and you took it like a sensible lord. I have
+ chequed him for it, and the young lion repents;
+ marry, not in ashes and sackcloth, but in new silk
+ and old sack.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Well, God send the prince a better companion!
+
+FALSTAFF God send the companion a better prince! I cannot
+ rid my hands of him.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Well, the king hath severed you and Prince Harry: I
+ hear you are going with Lord John of Lancaster
+ against the Archbishop and the Earl of
+ Northumberland.
+
+FALSTAFF Yea; I thank your pretty sweet wit for it. But look
+ you pray, all you that kiss my lady Peace at home,
+ that our armies join not in a hot day; for, by the
+ Lord, I take but two shirts out with me, and I mean
+ not to sweat extraordinarily: if it be a hot day,
+ and I brandish any thing but a bottle, I would I
+ might never spit white again. There is not a
+ dangerous action can peep out his head but I am
+ thrust upon it: well, I cannot last ever: but it
+ was alway yet the trick of our English nation, if
+ they have a good thing, to make it too common. If
+ ye will needs say I am an old man, you should give
+ me rest. I would to God my name were not so
+ terrible to the enemy as it is: I were better to be
+ eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to
+ nothing with perpetual motion.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Well, be honest, be honest; and God bless your
+ expedition!
+
+FALSTAFF Will your lordship lend me a thousand pound to
+ furnish me forth?
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Not a penny, not a penny; you are too impatient to
+ bear crosses. Fare you well: commend me to my
+ cousin Westmoreland.
+
+ [Exeunt Chief-Justice and Servant]
+
+FALSTAFF If I do, fillip me with a three-man beetle. A man
+ can no more separate age and covetousness than a'
+ can part young limbs and lechery: but the gout
+ galls the one, and the pox pinches the other; and
+ so both the degrees prevent my curses. Boy!
+
+Page Sir?
+
+FALSTAFF What money is in my purse?
+
+Page Seven groats and two pence.
+
+FALSTAFF I can get no remedy against this consumption of the
+ purse: borrowing only lingers and lingers it out,
+ but the disease is incurable. Go bear this letter
+ to my Lord of Lancaster; this to the prince; this
+ to the Earl of Westmoreland; and this to old
+ Mistress Ursula, whom I have weekly sworn to marry
+ since I perceived the first white hair on my chin.
+ About it: you know where to find me.
+
+ [Exit Page]
+
+ A pox of this gout! or, a gout of this pox! for
+ the one or the other plays the rogue with my great
+ toe. 'Tis no matter if I do halt; I have the wars
+ for my colour, and my pension shall seem the more
+ reasonable. A good wit will make use of any thing:
+ I will turn diseases to commodity.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III York. The Archbishop's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF YORK, the Lords HASTINGS,
+ MOWBRAY, and BARDOLPH]
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Thus have you heard our cause and known our means;
+ And, my most noble friends, I pray you all,
+ Speak plainly your opinions of our hopes:
+ And first, lord marshal, what say you to it?
+
+MOWBRAY I well allow the occasion of our arms;
+ But gladly would be better satisfied
+ How in our means we should advance ourselves
+ To look with forehead bold and big enough
+ Upon the power and puissance of the king.
+
+HASTINGS Our present musters grow upon the file
+ To five and twenty thousand men of choice;
+ And our supplies live largely in the hope
+ Of great Northumberland, whose bosom burns
+ With an incensed fire of injuries.
+
+LORD BARDOLPH The question then, Lord Hastings, standeth thus;
+ Whether our present five and twenty thousand
+ May hold up head without Northumberland?
+
+HASTINGS With him, we may.
+
+LORD BARDOLPH Yea, marry, there's the point:
+ But if without him we be thought too feeble,
+ My judgment is, we should not step too far
+ Till we had his assistance by the hand;
+ For in a theme so bloody-faced as this
+ Conjecture, expectation, and surmise
+ Of aids incertain should not be admitted.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK 'Tis very true, Lord Bardolph; for indeed
+ It was young Hotspur's case at Shrewsbury.
+
+LORD BARDOLPH It was, my lord; who lined himself with hope,
+ Eating the air on promise of supply,
+ Flattering himself in project of a power
+ Much smaller than the smallest of his thoughts:
+ And so, with great imagination
+ Proper to madmen, led his powers to death
+ And winking leap'd into destruction.
+
+HASTINGS But, by your leave, it never yet did hurt
+ To lay down likelihoods and forms of hope.
+
+LORD BARDOLPH Yes, if this present quality of war,
+ Indeed the instant action: a cause on foot
+ Lives so in hope as in an early spring
+ We see the appearing buds; which to prove fruit,
+ Hope gives not so much warrant as despair
+ That frosts will bite them. When we mean to build,
+ We first survey the plot, then draw the model;
+ And when we see the figure of the house,
+ Then must we rate the cost of the erection;
+ Which if we find outweighs ability,
+ What do we then but draw anew the model
+ In fewer offices, or at last desist
+ To build at all? Much more, in this great work,
+ Which is almost to pluck a kingdom down
+ And set another up, should we survey
+ The plot of situation and the model,
+ Consent upon a sure foundation,
+ Question surveyors, know our own estate,
+ How able such a work to undergo,
+ To weigh against his opposite; or else
+ We fortify in paper and in figures,
+ Using the names of men instead of men:
+ Like one that draws the model of a house
+ Beyond his power to build it; who, half through,
+ Gives o'er and leaves his part-created cost
+ A naked subject to the weeping clouds
+ And waste for churlish winter's tyranny.
+
+HASTINGS Grant that our hopes, yet likely of fair birth,
+ Should be still-born, and that we now possess'd
+ The utmost man of expectation,
+ I think we are a body strong enough,
+ Even as we are, to equal with the king.
+
+LORD BARDOLPH What, is the king but five and twenty thousand?
+
+HASTINGS To us no more; nay, not so much, Lord Bardolph.
+ For his divisions, as the times do brawl,
+ Are in three heads: one power against the French,
+ And one against Glendower; perforce a third
+ Must take up us: so is the unfirm king
+ In three divided; and his coffers sound
+ With hollow poverty and emptiness.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK That he should draw his several strengths together
+ And come against us in full puissance,
+ Need not be dreaded.
+
+HASTINGS If he should do so,
+ He leaves his back unarm'd, the French and Welsh
+ Baying him at the heels: never fear that.
+
+LORD BARDOLPH Who is it like should lead his forces hither?
+
+HASTINGS The Duke of Lancaster and Westmoreland;
+ Against the Welsh, himself and Harry Monmouth:
+ But who is substituted 'gainst the French,
+ I have no certain notice.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Let us on,
+ And publish the occasion of our arms.
+ The commonwealth is sick of their own choice;
+ Their over-greedy love hath surfeited:
+ An habitation giddy and unsure
+ Hath he that buildeth on the vulgar heart.
+ O thou fond many, with what loud applause
+ Didst thou beat heaven with blessing Bolingbroke,
+ Before he was what thou wouldst have him be!
+ And being now trimm'd in thine own desires,
+ Thou, beastly feeder, art so full of him,
+ That thou provokest thyself to cast him up.
+ So, so, thou common dog, didst thou disgorge
+ Thy glutton bosom of the royal Richard;
+ And now thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up,
+ And howl'st to find it. What trust is in
+ these times?
+ They that, when Richard lived, would have him die,
+ Are now become enamour'd on his grave:
+ Thou, that threw'st dust upon his goodly head
+ When through proud London he came sighing on
+ After the admired heels of Bolingbroke,
+ Criest now 'O earth, yield us that king again,
+ And take thou this!' O thoughts of men accursed!
+ Past and to come seems best; things present worst.
+
+MOWBRAY Shall we go draw our numbers and set on?
+
+HASTINGS We are time's subjects, and time bids be gone.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY, FANG and his Boy with her,
+ and SNARE following.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Master Fang, have you entered the action?
+
+FANG It is entered.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Where's your yeoman? Is't a lusty yeoman? will a'
+ stand to 't?
+
+FANG Sirrah, where's Snare?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY O Lord, ay! good Master Snare.
+
+SNARE Here, here.
+
+FANG Snare, we must arrest Sir John Falstaff.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Yea, good Master Snare; I have entered him and all.
+
+SNARE It may chance cost some of us our lives, for he will stab.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Alas the day! take heed of him; he stabbed me in
+ mine own house, and that most beastly: in good
+ faith, he cares not what mischief he does. If his
+ weapon be out: he will foin like any devil; he will
+ spare neither man, woman, nor child.
+
+FANG If I can close with him, I care not for his thrust.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY No, nor I neither: I'll be at your elbow.
+
+FANG An I but fist him once; an a' come but within my vice,--
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY I am undone by his going; I warrant you, he's an
+ infinitive thing upon my score. Good Master Fang,
+ hold him sure: good Master Snare, let him not
+ 'scape. A' comes continuantly to Pie-corner--saving
+ your manhoods--to buy a saddle; and he is indited to
+ dinner to the Lubber's-head in Lumbert street, to
+ Master Smooth's the silkman: I pray ye, since my
+ exion is entered and my case so openly known to the
+ world, let him be brought in to his answer. A
+ hundred mark is a long one for a poor lone woman to
+ bear: and I have borne, and borne, and borne, and
+ have been fubbed off, and fubbed off, and fubbed
+ off, from this day to that day, that it is a shame
+ to be thought on. There is no honesty in such
+ dealing; unless a woman should be made an ass and a
+ beast, to bear every knave's wrong. Yonder he
+ comes; and that errant malmsey-nose knave, Bardolph,
+ with him. Do your offices, do your offices: Master
+ Fang and Master Snare, do me, do me, do me your offices.
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF, Page, and BARDOLPH]
+
+FALSTAFF How now! whose mare's dead? what's the matter?
+
+FANG Sir John, I arrest you at the suit of Mistress Quickly.
+
+FALSTAFF Away, varlets! Draw, Bardolph: cut me off the
+ villain's head: throw the quean in the channel.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Throw me in the channel! I'll throw thee in the
+ channel. Wilt thou? wilt thou? thou bastardly
+ rogue! Murder, murder! Ah, thou honeysuckle
+ villain! wilt thou kill God's officers and the
+ king's? Ah, thou honey-seed rogue! thou art a
+ honey-seed, a man-queller, and a woman-queller.
+
+FALSTAFF Keep them off, Bardolph.
+
+FANG A rescue! a rescue!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Good people, bring a rescue or two. Thou wo't, wo't
+ thou? Thou wo't, wo't ta? do, do, thou rogue! do,
+ thou hemp-seed!
+
+FALSTAFF Away, you scullion! you rampallion! You
+ fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.
+
+ [Enter the Lord Chief-Justice, and his men]
+
+Lord Chief-Justice What is the matter? keep the peace here, ho!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Good my lord, be good to me. I beseech you, stand to me.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice How now, Sir John! what are you brawling here?
+ Doth this become your place, your time and business?
+ You should have been well on your way to York.
+ Stand from him, fellow: wherefore hang'st upon him?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY O most worshipful lord, an't please your grace, I am
+ a poor widow of Eastcheap, and he is arrested at my suit.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice For what sum?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY It is more than for some, my lord; it is for all,
+ all I have. He hath eaten me out of house and home;
+ he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of
+ his: but I will have some of it out again, or I
+ will ride thee o' nights like the mare.
+
+FALSTAFF I think I am as like to ride the mare, if I have
+ any vantage of ground to get up.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice How comes this, Sir John? Fie! what man of good
+ temper would endure this tempest of exclamation?
+ Are you not ashamed to enforce a poor widow to so
+ rough a course to come by her own?
+
+FALSTAFF What is the gross sum that I owe thee?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Marry, if thou wert an honest man, thyself and the
+ money too. Thou didst swear to me upon a
+ parcel-gilt goblet, sitting in my Dolphin-chamber,
+ at the round table, by a sea-coal fire, upon
+ Wednesday in Wheeson week, when the prince broke
+ thy head for liking his father to a singing-man of
+ Windsor, thou didst swear to me then, as I was
+ washing thy wound, to marry me and make me my lady
+ thy wife. Canst thou deny it? Did not goodwife
+ Keech, the butcher's wife, come in then and call me
+ gossip Quickly? coming in to borrow a mess of
+ vinegar; telling us she had a good dish of prawns;
+ whereby thou didst desire to eat some; whereby I
+ told thee they were ill for a green wound? And
+ didst thou not, when she was gone down stairs,
+ desire me to be no more so familiarity with such
+ poor people; saying that ere long they should call
+ me madam? And didst thou not kiss me and bid me
+ fetch thee thirty shillings? I put thee now to thy
+ book-oath: deny it, if thou canst.
+
+FALSTAFF My lord, this is a poor mad soul; and she says up
+ and down the town that the eldest son is like you:
+ she hath been in good case, and the truth is,
+ poverty hath distracted her. But for these foolish
+ officers, I beseech you I may have redress against them.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Sir John, Sir John, I am well acquainted with your
+ manner of wrenching the true cause the false way. It
+ is not a confident brow, nor the throng of words
+ that come with such more than impudent sauciness
+ from you, can thrust me from a level consideration:
+ you have, as it appears to me, practised upon the
+ easy-yielding spirit of this woman, and made her
+ serve your uses both in purse and in person.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Yea, in truth, my lord.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Pray thee, peace. Pay her the debt you owe her, and
+ unpay the villany you have done her: the one you
+ may do with sterling money, and the other with
+ current repentance.
+
+FALSTAFF My lord, I will not undergo this sneap without
+ reply. You call honourable boldness impudent
+ sauciness: if a man will make courtesy and say
+ nothing, he is virtuous: no, my lord, my humble
+ duty remembered, I will not be your suitor. I say
+ to you, I do desire deliverance from these officers,
+ being upon hasty employment in the king's affairs.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice You speak as having power to do wrong: but answer
+ in the effect of your reputation, and satisfy this
+ poor woman.
+
+FALSTAFF Come hither, hostess.
+
+ [Enter GOWER]
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Now, Master Gower, what news?
+
+GOWER The king, my lord, and Harry Prince of Wales
+ Are near at hand: the rest the paper tells.
+
+FALSTAFF As I am a gentleman.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Faith, you said so before.
+
+FALSTAFF As I am a gentleman. Come, no more words of it.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY By this heavenly ground I tread on, I must be fain
+ to pawn both my plate and the tapestry of my
+ dining-chambers.
+
+FALSTAFF Glasses, glasses is the only drinking: and for thy
+ walls, a pretty slight drollery, or the story of
+ the Prodigal, or the German hunting in water-work,
+ is worth a thousand of these bed-hangings and these
+ fly-bitten tapestries. Let it be ten pound, if thou
+ canst. Come, an 'twere not for thy humours, there's
+ not a better wench in England. Go, wash thy face,
+ and draw the action. Come, thou must not be in
+ this humour with me; dost not know me? come, come, I
+ know thou wast set on to this.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Pray thee, Sir John, let it be but twenty nobles: i'
+ faith, I am loath to pawn my plate, so God save me,
+ la!
+
+FALSTAFF Let it alone; I'll make other shift: you'll be a
+ fool still.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Well, you shall have it, though I pawn my gown. I
+ hope you'll come to supper. You'll pay me all together?
+
+FALSTAFF Will I live?
+
+ [To BARDOLPH]
+
+ Go, with her, with her; hook on, hook on.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Will you have Doll Tearsheet meet you at supper?
+
+FALSTAFF No more words; let's have her.
+
+ [Exeunt MISTRESS QUICKLY, BARDOLPH, Officers and Boy]
+
+Lord Chief-Justice I have heard better news.
+
+FALSTAFF What's the news, my lord?
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Where lay the king last night?
+
+GOWER At Basingstoke, my lord.
+
+FALSTAFF I hope, my lord, all's well: what is the news, my lord?
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Come all his forces back?
+
+GOWER No; fifteen hundred foot, five hundred horse,
+ Are marched up to my lord of Lancaster,
+ Against Northumberland and the Archbishop.
+
+FALSTAFF Comes the king back from Wales, my noble lord?
+
+Lord Chief-Justice You shall have letters of me presently:
+ Come, go along with me, good Master Gower.
+
+FALSTAFF My lord!
+
+Lord Chief-Justice What's the matter?
+
+FALSTAFF Master Gower, shall I entreat you with me to dinner?
+
+GOWER I must wait upon my good lord here; I thank you,
+ good Sir John.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Sir John, you loiter here too long, being you are to
+ take soldiers up in counties as you go.
+
+FALSTAFF Will you sup with me, Master Gower?
+
+Lord Chief-Justice What foolish master taught you these manners, Sir John?
+
+FALSTAFF Master Gower, if they become me not, he was a fool
+ that taught them me. This is the right fencing
+ grace, my lord; tap for tap, and so part fair.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Now the Lord lighten thee! thou art a great fool.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II London. Another street.
+
+
+ [Enter PRINCE HENRY and POINS]
+
+PRINCE HENRY Before God, I am exceeding weary.
+
+POINS Is't come to that? I had thought weariness durst not
+ have attached one of so high blood.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Faith, it does me; though it discolours the
+ complexion of my greatness to acknowledge it. Doth
+ it not show vilely in me to desire small beer?
+
+POINS Why, a prince should not be so loosely studied as
+ to remember so weak a composition.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Belike then my appetite was not princely got; for,
+ by my troth, I do now remember the poor creature,
+ small beer. But, indeed, these humble
+ considerations make me out of love with my
+ greatness. What a disgrace is it to me to remember
+ thy name! or to know thy face to-morrow! or to
+ take note how many pair of silk stockings thou
+ hast, viz. these, and those that were thy
+ peach-coloured ones! or to bear the inventory of thy
+ shirts, as, one for superfluity, and another for
+ use! But that the tennis-court-keeper knows better
+ than I; for it is a low ebb of linen with thee when
+ thou keepest not racket there; as thou hast not done
+ a great while, because the rest of thy low
+ countries have made a shift to eat up thy holland:
+ and God knows, whether those that bawl out the ruins
+ of thy linen shall inherit his kingdom: but the
+ midwives say the children are not in the fault;
+ whereupon the world increases, and kindreds are
+ mightily strengthened.
+
+POINS How ill it follows, after you have laboured so hard,
+ you should talk so idly! Tell me, how many good
+ young princes would do so, their fathers being so
+ sick as yours at this time is?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Shall I tell thee one thing, Poins?
+
+POINS Yes, faith; and let it be an excellent good thing.
+
+PRINCE HENRY It shall serve among wits of no higher breeding than thine.
+
+POINS Go to; I stand the push of your one thing that you
+ will tell.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Marry, I tell thee, it is not meet that I should be
+ sad, now my father is sick: albeit I could tell
+ thee, as to one it pleases me, for fault of a
+ better, to call my friend, I could be sad, and sad
+ indeed too.
+
+POINS Very hardly upon such a subject.
+
+PRINCE HENRY By this hand thou thinkest me as far in the devil's
+ book as thou and Falstaff for obduracy and
+ persistency: let the end try the man. But I tell
+ thee, my heart bleeds inwardly that my father is so
+ sick: and keeping such vile company as thou art
+ hath in reason taken from me all ostentation of sorrow.
+
+POINS The reason?
+
+PRINCE HENRY What wouldst thou think of me, if I should weep?
+
+POINS I would think thee a most princely hypocrite.
+
+PRINCE HENRY It would be every man's thought; and thou art a
+ blessed fellow to think as every man thinks: never
+ a man's thought in the world keeps the road-way
+ better than thine: every man would think me an
+ hypocrite indeed. And what accites your most
+ worshipful thought to think so?
+
+POINS Why, because you have been so lewd and so much
+ engraffed to Falstaff.
+
+PRINCE HENRY And to thee.
+
+POINS By this light, I am well spoke on; I can hear it
+ with my own ears: the worst that they can say of
+ me is that I am a second brother and that I am a
+ proper fellow of my hands; and those two things, I
+ confess, I cannot help. By the mass, here comes Bardolph.
+
+ [Enter BARDOLPH and Page]
+
+PRINCE HENRY And the boy that I gave Falstaff: a' had him from
+ me Christian; and look, if the fat villain have not
+ transformed him ape.
+
+BARDOLPH God save your grace!
+
+PRINCE HENRY And yours, most noble Bardolph!
+
+BARDOLPH Come, you virtuous ass, you bashful fool, must you
+ be blushing? wherefore blush you now? What a
+ maidenly man-at-arms are you become! Is't such a
+ matter to get a pottle-pot's maidenhead?
+
+Page A' calls me e'en now, my lord, through a red
+ lattice, and I could discern no part of his face
+ from the window: at last I spied his eyes, and
+ methought he had made two holes in the ale-wife's
+ new petticoat and so peeped through.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Has not the boy profited?
+
+BARDOLPH Away, you whoreson upright rabbit, away!
+
+Page Away, you rascally Althaea's dream, away!
+
+PRINCE HENRY Instruct us, boy; what dream, boy?
+
+Page Marry, my lord, Althaea dreamed she was delivered
+ of a fire-brand; and therefore I call him her dream.
+
+PRINCE HENRY A crown's worth of good interpretation: there 'tis,
+ boy.
+
+POINS O, that this good blossom could be kept from
+ cankers! Well, there is sixpence to preserve thee.
+
+BARDOLPH An you do not make him hanged among you, the
+ gallows shall have wrong.
+
+PRINCE HENRY And how doth thy master, Bardolph?
+
+BARDOLPH Well, my lord. He heard of your grace's coming to
+ town: there's a letter for you.
+
+POINS Delivered with good respect. And how doth the
+ martlemas, your master?
+
+BARDOLPH In bodily health, sir.
+
+POINS Marry, the immortal part needs a physician; but
+ that moves not him: though that be sick, it dies
+ not.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I do allow this wen to be as familiar with me as my
+ dog; and he holds his place; for look you how be writes.
+
+POINS [Reads] 'John Falstaff, knight,'--every man must
+ know that, as oft as he has occasion to name
+ himself: even like those that are kin to the king;
+ for they never prick their finger but they say,
+ 'There's some of the king's blood spilt.' 'How
+ comes that?' says he, that takes upon him not to
+ conceive. The answer is as ready as a borrower's
+ cap, 'I am the king's poor cousin, sir.'
+
+PRINCE HENRY Nay, they will be kin to us, or they will fetch it
+ from Japhet. But to the letter.
+
+POINS [Reads] 'Sir John Falstaff, knight, to the son of
+ the king, nearest his father, Harry Prince of
+ Wales, greeting.' Why, this is a certificate.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Peace!
+
+POINS [Reads] 'I will imitate the honourable Romans in
+ brevity:' he sure means brevity in breath,
+ short-winded. 'I commend me to thee, I commend
+ thee, and I leave thee. Be not too familiar with
+ Poins; for he misuses thy favours so much, that he
+ swears thou art to marry his sister Nell. Repent
+ at idle times as thou mayest; and so, farewell.
+ Thine, by yea and no, which is as much as to
+ say, as thou usest him, JACK FALSTAFF with my
+ familiars, JOHN with my brothers and sisters,
+ and SIR JOHN with all Europe.'
+ My lord, I'll steep this letter in sack and make him eat it.
+
+PRINCE HENRY That's to make him eat twenty of his words. But do
+ you use me thus, Ned? must I marry your sister?
+
+POINS God send the wench no worse fortune! But I never said so.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Well, thus we play the fools with the time, and the
+ spirits of the wise sit in the clouds and mock us.
+ Is your master here in London?
+
+BARDOLPH Yea, my lord.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Where sups he? doth the old boar feed in the old frank?
+
+BARDOLPH At the old place, my lord, in Eastcheap.
+
+PRINCE HENRY What company?
+
+Page Ephesians, my lord, of the old church.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Sup any women with him?
+
+Page None, my lord, but old Mistress Quickly and
+ Mistress Doll Tearsheet.
+
+PRINCE HENRY What pagan may that be?
+
+Page A proper gentlewoman, sir, and a kinswoman of my master's.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Even such kin as the parish heifers are to the town
+ bull. Shall we steal upon them, Ned, at supper?
+
+POINS I am your shadow, my lord; I'll follow you.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Sirrah, you boy, and Bardolph, no word to your
+ master that I am yet come to town: there's for
+ your silence.
+
+BARDOLPH I have no tongue, sir.
+
+Page And for mine, sir, I will govern it.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Fare you well; go.
+
+ [Exeunt BARDOLPH and Page]
+
+ This Doll Tearsheet should be some road.
+
+POINS I warrant you, as common as the way between Saint
+ Alban's and London.
+
+PRINCE HENRY How might we see Falstaff bestow himself to-night
+ in his true colours, and not ourselves be seen?
+
+POINS Put on two leathern jerkins and aprons, and wait
+ upon him at his table as drawers.
+
+PRINCE HENRY From a God to a bull? a heavy decension! it was
+ Jove's case. From a prince to a prentice? a low
+ transformation! that shall be mine; for in every
+ thing the purpose must weigh with the folly.
+ Follow me, Ned.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III Warkworth. Before the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter NORTHUMBERLAND, LADY NORTHUMBERLAND, and LADY PERCY]
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND I pray thee, loving wife, and gentle daughter,
+ Give even way unto my rough affairs:
+ Put not you on the visage of the times
+ And be like them to Percy troublesome.
+
+LADY
+NORTHUMBERLAND I have given over, I will speak no more:
+ Do what you will; your wisdom be your guide.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Alas, sweet wife, my honour is at pawn;
+ And, but my going, nothing can redeem it.
+
+LADY PERCY O yet, for God's sake, go not to these wars!
+ The time was, father, that you broke your word,
+ When you were more endeared to it than now;
+ When your own Percy, when my heart's dear Harry,
+ Threw many a northward look to see his father
+ Bring up his powers; but he did long in vain.
+ Who then persuaded you to stay at home?
+ There were two honours lost, yours and your son's.
+ For yours, the God of heaven brighten it!
+ For his, it stuck upon him as the sun
+ In the grey vault of heaven, and by his light
+ Did all the chivalry of England move
+ To do brave acts: he was indeed the glass
+ Wherein the noble youth did dress themselves:
+ He had no legs that practised not his gait;
+ And speaking thick, which nature made his blemish,
+ Became the accents of the valiant;
+ For those that could speak low and tardily
+ Would turn their own perfection to abuse,
+ To seem like him: so that in speech, in gait,
+ In diet, in affections of delight,
+ In military rules, humours of blood,
+ He was the mark and glass, copy and book,
+ That fashion'd others. And him, O wondrous him!
+ O miracle of men! him did you leave,
+ Second to none, unseconded by you,
+ To look upon the hideous god of war
+ In disadvantage; to abide a field
+ Where nothing but the sound of Hotspur's name
+ Did seem defensible: so you left him.
+ Never, O never, do his ghost the wrong
+ To hold your honour more precise and nice
+ With others than with him! let them alone:
+ The marshal and the archbishop are strong:
+ Had my sweet Harry had but half their numbers,
+ To-day might I, hanging on Hotspur's neck,
+ Have talk'd of Monmouth's grave.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Beshrew your heart,
+ Fair daughter, you do draw my spirits from me
+ With new lamenting ancient oversights.
+ But I must go and meet with danger there,
+ Or it will seek me in another place
+ And find me worse provided.
+
+LADY
+NORTHUMBERLAND O, fly to Scotland,
+ Till that the nobles and the armed commons
+ Have of their puissance made a little taste.
+
+LADY PERCY If they get ground and vantage of the king,
+ Then join you with them, like a rib of steel,
+ To make strength stronger; but, for all our loves,
+ First let them try themselves. So did your son;
+ He was so suffer'd: so came I a widow;
+ And never shall have length of life enough
+ To rain upon remembrance with mine eyes,
+ That it may grow and sprout as high as heaven,
+ For recordation to my noble husband.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Come, come, go in with me. 'Tis with my mind
+ As with the tide swell'd up unto his height,
+ That makes a still-stand, running neither way:
+ Fain would I go to meet the archbishop,
+ But many thousand reasons hold me back.
+ I will resolve for Scotland: there am I,
+ Till time and vantage crave my company.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV London. The Boar's-head Tavern in Eastcheap.
+
+
+ [Enter two Drawers]
+
+First Drawer What the devil hast thou brought there? apple-johns?
+ thou knowest Sir John cannot endure an apple-john.
+
+Second Drawer Mass, thou sayest true. The prince once set a dish
+ of apple-johns before him, and told him there were
+ five more Sir Johns, and, putting off his hat, said
+ 'I will now take my leave of these six dry, round,
+ old, withered knights.' It angered him to the
+ heart: but he hath forgot that.
+
+First Drawer Why, then, cover, and set them down: and see if
+ thou canst find out Sneak's noise; Mistress
+ Tearsheet would fain hear some music. Dispatch: the
+ room where they supped is too hot; they'll come in straight.
+
+Second Drawer Sirrah, here will be the prince and Master Poins
+ anon; and they will put on two of our jerkins and
+ aprons; and Sir John must not know of it: Bardolph
+ hath brought word.
+
+First Drawer By the mass, here will be old Utis: it will be an
+ excellent stratagem.
+
+Second Drawer I'll see if I can find out Sneak.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter MISTRESS QUICKLY and DOLL TEARSHEET]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY I' faith, sweetheart, methinks now you are in an
+ excellent good temperality: your pulsidge beats as
+ extraordinarily as heart would desire; and your
+ colour, I warrant you, is as red as any rose, in good
+ truth, la! But, i' faith, you have drunk too much
+ canaries; and that's a marvellous searching wine,
+ and it perfumes the blood ere one can say 'What's
+ this?' How do you now?
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Better than I was: hem!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Why, that's well said; a good heart's worth gold.
+ Lo, here comes Sir John.
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF]
+
+FALSTAFF [Singing] 'When Arthur first in court,'
+ --Empty the jordan.
+
+ [Exit First Drawer]
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ --'And was a worthy king.' How now, Mistress Doll!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Sick of a calm; yea, good faith.
+
+FALSTAFF So is all her sect; an they be once in a calm, they are sick.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET You muddy rascal, is that all the comfort you give me?
+
+FALSTAFF You make fat rascals, Mistress Doll.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET I make them! gluttony and diseases make them; I
+ make them not.
+
+FALSTAFF If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to
+ make the diseases, Doll: we catch of you, Doll, we
+ catch of you; grant that, my poor virtue grant that.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Yea, joy, our chains and our jewels.
+
+FALSTAFF 'Your broaches, pearls, and ouches:' for to serve
+ bravely is to come halting off, you know: to come
+ off the breach with his pike bent bravely, and to
+ surgery bravely; to venture upon the charged
+ chambers bravely,--
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Hang yourself, you muddy conger, hang yourself!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY By my troth, this is the old fashion; you two never
+ meet but you fall to some discord: you are both,
+ i' good truth, as rheumatic as two dry toasts; you
+ cannot one bear with another's confirmities. What
+ the good-year! one must bear, and that must be
+ you: you are the weaker vessel, as they say, the
+ emptier vessel.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Can a weak empty vessel bear such a huge full
+ hogshead? there's a whole merchant's venture of
+ Bourdeaux stuff in him; you have not seen a hulk
+ better stuffed in the hold. Come, I'll be friends
+ with thee, Jack: thou art going to the wars; and
+ whether I shall ever see thee again or no, there is
+ nobody cares.
+
+ [Re-enter First Drawer]
+
+First Drawer Sir, Ancient Pistol's below, and would speak with
+ you.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Hang him, swaggering rascal! let him not come
+ hither: it is the foul-mouthed'st rogue in England.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY If he swagger, let him not come here: no, by my
+ faith; I must live among my neighbours: I'll no
+ swaggerers: I am in good name and fame with the
+ very best: shut the door; there comes no swaggerers
+ here: I have not lived all this while, to have
+ swaggering now: shut the door, I pray you.
+
+FALSTAFF Dost thou hear, hostess?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Pray ye, pacify yourself, Sir John: there comes no
+ swaggerers here.
+
+FALSTAFF Dost thou hear? it is mine ancient.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Tilly-fally, Sir John, ne'er tell me: your ancient
+ swaggerer comes not in my doors. I was before Master
+ Tisick, the debuty, t'other day; and, as he said to
+ me, 'twas no longer ago than Wednesday last, 'I'
+ good faith, neighbour Quickly,' says he; Master
+ Dumbe, our minister, was by then; 'neighbour
+ Quickly,' says he, 'receive those that are civil;
+ for,' said he, 'you are in an ill name:' now a'
+ said so, I can tell whereupon; 'for,' says he, 'you
+ are an honest woman, and well thought on; therefore
+ take heed what guests you receive: receive,' says
+ he, 'no swaggering companions.' There comes none
+ here: you would bless you to hear what he said:
+ no, I'll no swaggerers.
+
+FALSTAFF He's no swaggerer, hostess; a tame cheater, i'
+ faith; you may stroke him as gently as a puppy
+ greyhound: he'll not swagger with a Barbary hen, if
+ her feathers turn back in any show of resistance.
+ Call him up, drawer.
+
+ [Exit First Drawer]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Cheater, call you him? I will bar no honest man my
+ house, nor no cheater: but I do not love
+ swaggering, by my troth; I am the worse, when one
+ says swagger: feel, masters, how I shake; look you,
+ I warrant you.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET So you do, hostess.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Do I? yea, in very truth, do I, an 'twere an aspen
+ leaf: I cannot abide swaggerers.
+
+ [Enter PISTOL, BARDOLPH, and Page]
+
+PISTOL God save you, Sir John!
+
+FALSTAFF Welcome, Ancient Pistol. Here, Pistol, I charge
+ you with a cup of sack: do you discharge upon mine hostess.
+
+PISTOL I will discharge upon her, Sir John, with two bullets.
+
+FALSTAFF She is Pistol-proof, sir; you shall hardly offend
+ her.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Come, I'll drink no proofs nor no bullets: I'll
+ drink no more than will do me good, for no man's
+ pleasure, I.
+
+PISTOL Then to you, Mistress Dorothy; I will charge you.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Charge me! I scorn you, scurvy companion. What!
+ you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen
+ mate! Away, you mouldy rogue, away! I am meat for
+ your master.
+
+PISTOL I know you, Mistress Dorothy.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away!
+ by this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy
+ chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away,
+ you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale
+ juggler, you! Since when, I pray you, sir? God's
+ light, with two points on your shoulder? much!
+
+PISTOL God let me not live, but I will murder your ruff for this.
+
+FALSTAFF No more, Pistol; I would not have you go off here:
+ discharge yourself of our company, Pistol.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY No, Good Captain Pistol; not here, sweet captain.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Captain! thou abominable damned cheater, art thou
+ not ashamed to be called captain? An captains were
+ of my mind, they would truncheon you out, for
+ taking their names upon you before you have earned
+ them. You a captain! you slave, for what? for
+ tearing a poor whore's ruff in a bawdy-house? He a
+ captain! hang him, rogue! he lives upon mouldy
+ stewed prunes and dried cakes. A captain! God's
+ light, these villains will make the word as odious
+ as the word 'occupy;' which was an excellent good
+ word before it was ill sorted: therefore captains
+ had need look to 't.
+
+BARDOLPH Pray thee, go down, good ancient.
+
+FALSTAFF Hark thee hither, Mistress Doll.
+
+PISTOL Not I I tell thee what, Corporal Bardolph, I could
+ tear her: I'll be revenged of her.
+
+Page Pray thee, go down.
+
+PISTOL I'll see her damned first; to Pluto's damned lake,
+ by this hand, to the infernal deep, with Erebus and
+ tortures vile also. Hold hook and line, say I.
+ Down, down, dogs! down, faitors! Have we not
+ Hiren here?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Good Captain Peesel, be quiet; 'tis very late, i'
+ faith: I beseek you now, aggravate your choler.
+
+PISTOL These be good humours, indeed! Shall pack-horses
+ And hollow pamper'd jades of Asia,
+ Which cannot go but thirty mile a-day,
+ Compare with Caesars, and with Cannibals,
+ And Trojan Greeks? nay, rather damn them with
+ King Cerberus; and let the welkin roar.
+ Shall we fall foul for toys?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY By my troth, captain, these are very bitter words.
+
+BARDOLPH Be gone, good ancient: this will grow to abrawl anon.
+
+PISTOL Die men like dogs! give crowns like pins! Have we
+ not Heren here?
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY O' my word, captain, there's none such here. What
+ the good-year! do you think I would deny her? For
+ God's sake, be quiet.
+
+PISTOL Then feed, and be fat, my fair Calipolis.
+ Come, give's some sack.
+ 'Si fortune me tormente, sperato me contento.'
+ Fear we broadsides? no, let the fiend give fire:
+ Give me some sack: and, sweetheart, lie thou there.
+
+ [Laying down his sword]
+
+ Come we to full points here; and are etceteras nothing?
+
+FALSTAFF Pistol, I would be quiet.
+
+PISTOL Sweet knight, I kiss thy neaf: what! we have seen
+ the seven stars.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET For God's sake, thrust him down stairs: I cannot
+ endure such a fustian rascal.
+
+PISTOL Thrust him down stairs! know we not Galloway nags?
+
+FALSTAFF Quoit him down, Bardolph, like a shove-groat
+ shilling: nay, an a' do nothing but speak nothing,
+ a' shall be nothing here.
+
+BARDOLPH Come, get you down stairs.
+
+PISTOL What! shall we have incision? shall we imbrue?
+
+ [Snatching up his sword]
+
+ Then death rock me asleep, abridge my doleful days!
+ Why, then, let grievous, ghastly, gaping wounds
+ Untwine the Sisters Three! Come, Atropos, I say!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Here's goodly stuff toward!
+
+FALSTAFF Give me my rapier, boy.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET I pray thee, Jack, I pray thee, do not draw.
+
+FALSTAFF Get you down stairs.
+
+ [Drawing, and driving PISTOL out]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Here's a goodly tumult! I'll forswear keeping
+ house, afore I'll be in these tirrits and frights.
+ So; murder, I warrant now. Alas, alas! put up
+ your naked weapons, put up your naked weapons.
+
+ [Exeunt PISTOL and BARDOLPH]
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET I pray thee, Jack, be quiet; the rascal's gone.
+ Ah, you whoreson little valiant villain, you!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY He you not hurt i' the groin? methought a' made a
+ shrewd thrust at your belly.
+
+ [Re-enter BARDOLPH]
+
+FALSTAFF Have you turned him out o' doors?
+
+BARDOLPH Yea, sir. The rascal's drunk: you have hurt him,
+ sir, i' the shoulder.
+
+FALSTAFF A rascal! to brave me!
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Ah, you sweet little rogue, you! alas, poor ape,
+ how thou sweatest! come, let me wipe thy face;
+ come on, you whoreson chops: ah, rogue! i'faith, I
+ love thee: thou art as valorous as Hector of Troy,
+ worth five of Agamemnon, and ten times better than
+ the Nine Worthies: ah, villain!
+
+FALSTAFF A rascally slave! I will toss the rogue in a blanket.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Do, an thou darest for thy heart: an thou dost,
+ I'll canvass thee between a pair of sheets.
+
+ [Enter Music]
+
+Page The music is come, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF Let them play. Play, sirs. Sit on my knee, Doll.
+ A rascal bragging slave! the rogue fled from me
+ like quicksilver.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET I' faith, and thou followedst him like a church.
+ Thou whoreson little tidy Bartholomew boar-pig,
+ when wilt thou leave fighting o' days and foining
+ o' nights, and begin to patch up thine old body for heaven?
+
+ [Enter, behind, PRINCE HENRY and POINS, disguised]
+
+FALSTAFF Peace, good Doll! do not speak like a death's-head;
+ do not bid me remember mine end.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Sirrah, what humour's the prince of?
+
+FALSTAFF A good shallow young fellow: a' would have made a
+ good pantler, a' would ha' chipp'd bread well.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET They say Poins has a good wit.
+
+FALSTAFF He a good wit? hang him, baboon! his wit's as thick
+ as Tewksbury mustard; there's no more conceit in him
+ than is in a mallet.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Why does the prince love him so, then?
+
+FALSTAFF Because their legs are both of a bigness, and a'
+ plays at quoits well, and eats conger and fennel,
+ and drinks off candles' ends for flap-dragons, and
+ rides the wild-mare with the boys, and jumps upon
+ joined-stools, and swears with a good grace, and
+ wears his boots very smooth, like unto the sign of
+ the leg, and breeds no bate with telling of discreet
+ stories; and such other gambol faculties a' has,
+ that show a weak mind and an able body, for the
+ which the prince admits him: for the prince himself
+ is such another; the weight of a hair will turn the
+ scales between their avoirdupois.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Would not this nave of a wheel have his ears cut off?
+
+POINS Let's beat him before his whore.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Look, whether the withered elder hath not his poll
+ clawed like a parrot.
+
+POINS Is it not strange that desire should so many years
+ outlive performance?
+
+FALSTAFF Kiss me, Doll.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Saturn and Venus this year in conjunction! what
+ says the almanac to that?
+
+POINS And look, whether the fiery Trigon, his man, be not
+ lisping to his master's old tables, his note-book,
+ his counsel-keeper.
+
+FALSTAFF Thou dost give me flattering busses.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET By my troth, I kiss thee with a most constant heart.
+
+FALSTAFF I am old, I am old.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET I love thee better than I love e'er a scurvy young
+ boy of them all.
+
+FALSTAFF What stuff wilt have a kirtle of? I shall receive
+ money o' Thursday: shalt have a cap to-morrow. A
+ merry song, come: it grows late; we'll to bed.
+ Thou'lt forget me when I am gone.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET By my troth, thou'lt set me a-weeping, an thou
+ sayest so: prove that ever I dress myself handsome
+ till thy return: well, harken at the end.
+
+FALSTAFF Some sack, Francis.
+
+
+PRINCE HENRY |
+ | Anon, anon, sir.
+POINS |
+
+
+ [Coming forward]
+
+FALSTAFF Ha! a bastard son of the king's? And art not thou
+ Poins his brother?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Why, thou globe of sinful continents! what a life
+ dost thou lead!
+
+FALSTAFF A better than thou: I am a gentleman; thou art a drawer.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Very true, sir; and I come to draw you out by the ears.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY O, the Lord preserve thy good grace! by my troth,
+ welcome to London. Now, the Lord bless that sweet
+ face of thine! O, Jesu, are you come from Wales?
+
+FALSTAFF Thou whoreson mad compound of majesty, by this light
+ flesh and corrupt blood, thou art welcome.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET How, you fat fool! I scorn you.
+
+POINS My lord, he will drive you out of your revenge and
+ turn all to a merriment, if you take not the heat.
+
+PRINCE HENRY You whoreson candle-mine, you, how vilely did you
+ speak of me even now before this honest, virtuous,
+ civil gentlewoman!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY God's blessing of your good heart! and so she is,
+ by my troth.
+
+FALSTAFF Didst thou hear me?
+
+PRINCE HENRY Yea, and you knew me, as you did when you ran away
+ by Gad's-hill: you knew I was at your back, and
+ spoke it on purpose to try my patience.
+
+FALSTAFF No, no, no; not so; I did not think thou wast within hearing.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I shall drive you then to confess the wilful abuse;
+ and then I know how to handle you.
+
+FALSTAFF No abuse, Hal, o' mine honour, no abuse.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Not to dispraise me, and call me pantier and
+ bread-chipper and I know not what?
+
+FALSTAFF No abuse, Hal.
+
+POINS No abuse?
+
+FALSTAFF No abuse, Ned, i' the world; honest Ned, none. I
+ dispraised him before the wicked, that the wicked
+ might not fall in love with him; in which doing, I
+ have done the part of a careful friend and a true
+ subject, and thy father is to give me thanks for it.
+ No abuse, Hal: none, Ned, none: no, faith, boys, none.
+
+PRINCE HENRY See now, whether pure fear and entire cowardice doth
+ not make thee wrong this virtuous gentlewoman to
+ close with us? is she of the wicked? is thine
+ hostess here of the wicked? or is thy boy of the
+ wicked? or honest Bardolph, whose zeal burns in his
+ nose, of the wicked?
+
+POINS Answer, thou dead elm, answer.
+
+FALSTAFF The fiend hath pricked down Bardolph irrecoverable;
+ and his face is Lucifer's privy-kitchen, where he
+ doth nothing but roast malt-worms. For the boy,
+ there is a good angel about him; but the devil
+ outbids him too.
+
+PRINCE HENRY For the women?
+
+FALSTAFF For one of them, she is in hell already, and burns
+ poor souls. For the other, I owe her money, and
+ whether she be damned for that, I know not.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY No, I warrant you.
+
+FALSTAFF No, I think thou art not; I think thou art quit for
+ that. Marry, there is another indictment upon thee,
+ for suffering flesh to be eaten in thy house,
+ contrary to the law; for the which I think thou wilt howl.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY All victuallers do so; what's a joint of mutton or
+ two in a whole Lent?
+
+PRINCE HENRY You, gentlewoman,-
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET What says your grace?
+
+FALSTAFF His grace says that which his flesh rebels against.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Who knocks so loud at door? Look to the door there, Francis.
+
+ [Enter PETO]
+
+PRINCE HENRY Peto, how now! what news?
+
+PETO The king your father is at Westminster:
+ And there are twenty weak and wearied posts
+ Come from the north: and, as I came along,
+ I met and overtook a dozen captains,
+ Bare-headed, sweating, knocking at the taverns,
+ And asking every one for Sir John Falstaff.
+
+PRINCE HENRY By heaven, Poins, I feel me much to blame,
+ So idly to profane the precious time,
+ When tempest of commotion, like the south
+ Borne with black vapour, doth begin to melt
+ And drop upon our bare unarmed heads.
+ Give me my sword and cloak. Falstaff, good night.
+
+ [Exeunt PRINCE HENRY, POINS, PETO and BARDOLPH]
+
+FALSTAFF Now comes in the sweetest morsel of the night, and
+ we must hence and leave it unpicked.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+ More knocking at the door!
+
+ [Re-enter BARDOLPH]
+
+ How now! what's the matter?
+
+BARDOLPH You must away to court, sir, presently;
+ A dozen captains stay at door for you.
+
+FALSTAFF [To the Page] Pay the musicians, sirrah. Farewell,
+ hostess; farewell, Doll. You see, my good wenches,
+ how men of merit are sought after: the undeserver
+ may sleep, when the man of action is called on.
+ Farewell good wenches: if I be not sent away post,
+ I will see you again ere I go.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET I cannot speak; if my heart be not read to burst,--
+ well, sweet Jack, have a care of thyself.
+
+FALSTAFF Farewell, farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt FALSTAFF and BARDOLPH]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Well, fare thee well: I have known thee these
+ twenty-nine years, come peascod-time; but an
+ honester and truer-hearted man,--well, fare thee well.
+
+BARDOLPH [Within] Mistress Tearsheet!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY What's the matter?
+
+BARDOLPH [Within] Good Mistress Tearsheet, come to my master.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY O, run, Doll, run; run, good Doll: come.
+
+ [She comes blubbered]
+
+ Yea, will you come, Doll?
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Westminster. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY IV in his nightgown, with a Page]
+
+KING HENRY IV Go call the Earls of Surrey and of Warwick;
+ But, ere they come, bid them o'er-read these letters,
+ And well consider of them; make good speed.
+
+ [Exit Page]
+
+ How many thousand of my poorest subjects
+ Are at this hour asleep! O sleep, O gentle sleep,
+ Nature's soft nurse, how have I frighted thee,
+ That thou no more wilt weigh my eyelids down
+ And steep my senses in forgetfulness?
+ Why rather, sleep, liest thou in smoky cribs,
+ Upon uneasy pallets stretching thee
+ And hush'd with buzzing night-flies to thy slumber,
+ Than in the perfumed chambers of the great,
+ Under the canopies of costly state,
+ And lull'd with sound of sweetest melody?
+ O thou dull god, why liest thou with the vile
+ In loathsome beds, and leavest the kingly couch
+ A watch-case or a common 'larum-bell?
+ Wilt thou upon the high and giddy mast
+ Seal up the ship-boy's eyes, and rock his brains
+ In cradle of the rude imperious surge
+ And in the visitation of the winds,
+ Who take the ruffian billows by the top,
+ Curling their monstrous heads and hanging them
+ With deafening clamour in the slippery clouds,
+ That, with the hurly, death itself awakes?
+ Canst thou, O partial sleep, give thy repose
+ To the wet sea-boy in an hour so rude,
+ And in the calmest and most stillest night,
+ With all appliances and means to boot,
+ Deny it to a king? Then happy low, lie down!
+ Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
+
+ [Enter WARWICK and SURREY]
+
+WARWICK Many good morrows to your majesty!
+
+KING HENRY IV Is it good morrow, lords?
+
+WARWICK 'Tis one o'clock, and past.
+
+KING HENRY IV Why, then, good morrow to you all, my lords.
+ Have you read o'er the letters that I sent you?
+
+WARWICK We have, my liege.
+
+KING HENRY IV Then you perceive the body of our kingdom
+ How foul it is; what rank diseases grow
+ And with what danger, near the heart of it.
+
+WARWICK It is but as a body yet distemper'd;
+ Which to his former strength may be restored
+ With good advice and little medicine:
+ My Lord Northumberland will soon be cool'd.
+
+KING HENRY IV O God! that one might read the book of fate,
+ And see the revolution of the times
+ Make mountains level, and the continent,
+ Weary of solid firmness, melt itself
+ Into the sea! and, other times, to see
+ The beachy girdle of the ocean
+ Too wide for Neptune's hips; how chances mock,
+ And changes fill the cup of alteration
+ With divers liquors! O, if this were seen,
+ The happiest youth, viewing his progress through,
+ What perils past, what crosses to ensue,
+ Would shut the book, and sit him down and die.
+ 'Tis not 'ten years gone
+ Since Richard and Northumberland, great friends,
+ Did feast together, and in two years after
+ Were they at wars: it is but eight years since
+ This Percy was the man nearest my soul,
+ Who like a brother toil'd in my affairs
+ And laid his love and life under my foot,
+ Yea, for my sake, even to the eyes of Richard
+ Gave him defiance. But which of you was by--
+ You, cousin Nevil, as I may remember--
+
+ [To WARWICK]
+
+ When Richard, with his eye brimful of tears,
+ Then cheque'd and rated by Northumberland,
+ Did speak these words, now proved a prophecy?
+ 'Northumberland, thou ladder by the which
+ My cousin Bolingbroke ascends my throne;'
+ Though then, God knows, I had no such intent,
+ But that necessity so bow'd the state
+ That I and greatness were compell'd to kiss:
+ 'The time shall come,' thus did he follow it,
+ 'The time will come, that foul sin, gathering head,
+ Shall break into corruption:' so went on,
+ Foretelling this same time's condition
+ And the division of our amity.
+
+WARWICK There is a history in all men's lives,
+ Figuring the nature of the times deceased;
+ The which observed, a man may prophesy,
+ With a near aim, of the main chance of things
+ As yet not come to life, which in their seeds
+ And weak beginnings lie intreasured.
+ Such things become the hatch and brood of time;
+ And by the necessary form of this
+ King Richard might create a perfect guess
+ That great Northumberland, then false to him,
+ Would of that seed grow to a greater falseness;
+ Which should not find a ground to root upon,
+ Unless on you.
+
+KING HENRY IV Are these things then necessities?
+ Then let us meet them like necessities:
+ And that same word even now cries out on us:
+ They say the bishop and Northumberland
+ Are fifty thousand strong.
+
+WARWICK It cannot be, my lord;
+ Rumour doth double, like the voice and echo,
+ The numbers of the fear'd. Please it your grace
+ To go to bed. Upon my soul, my lord,
+ The powers that you already have sent forth
+ Shall bring this prize in very easily.
+ To comfort you the more, I have received
+ A certain instance that Glendower is dead.
+ Your majesty hath been this fortnight ill,
+ And these unseason'd hours perforce must add
+ Unto your sickness.
+
+KING HENRY IV I will take your counsel:
+ And were these inward wars once out of hand,
+ We would, dear lords, unto the Holy Land.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Gloucestershire. Before SHALLOW'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter SHALLOW and SILENCE, meeting; MOULDY,
+ SHADOW, WART, FEEBLE, BULLCALF, a Servant or two
+ with them]
+
+SHALLOW Come on, come on, come on, sir; give me your hand,
+ sir, give me your hand, sir: an early stirrer, by
+ the rood! And how doth my good cousin Silence?
+
+SILENCE Good morrow, good cousin Shallow.
+
+SHALLOW And how doth my cousin, your bedfellow? and your
+ fairest daughter and mine, my god-daughter Ellen?
+
+SILENCE Alas, a black ousel, cousin Shallow!
+
+SHALLOW By yea and nay, sir, I dare say my cousin William is
+ become a good scholar: he is at Oxford still, is he not?
+
+SILENCE Indeed, sir, to my cost.
+
+SHALLOW A' must, then, to the inns o' court shortly. I was
+ once of Clement's Inn, where I think they will
+ talk of mad Shallow yet.
+
+SILENCE You were called 'lusty Shallow' then, cousin.
+
+SHALLOW By the mass, I was called any thing; and I would
+ have done any thing indeed too, and roundly too.
+ There was I, and little John Doit of Staffordshire,
+ and black George Barnes, and Francis Pickbone, and
+ Will Squele, a Cotswold man; you had not four such
+ swinge-bucklers in all the inns o' court again: and
+ I may say to you, we knew where the bona-robas were
+ and had the best of them all at commandment. Then
+ was Jack Falstaff, now Sir John, a boy, and page to
+ Thomas Mowbray, Duke of Norfolk.
+
+SILENCE This Sir John, cousin, that comes hither anon about soldiers?
+
+SHALLOW The same Sir John, the very same. I see him break
+ Skogan's head at the court-gate, when a' was a
+ crack not thus high: and the very same day did I
+ fight with one Sampson Stockfish, a fruiterer,
+ behind Gray's Inn. Jesu, Jesu, the mad days that I
+ have spent! and to see how many of my old
+ acquaintance are dead!
+
+SILENCE We shall all follow, cousin.
+
+SHADOW Certain, 'tis certain; very sure, very sure: death,
+ as the Psalmist saith, is certain to all; all shall
+ die. How a good yoke of bullocks at Stamford fair?
+
+SILENCE By my troth, I was not there.
+
+SHALLOW Death is certain. Is old Double of your town living
+ yet?
+
+SILENCE Dead, sir.
+
+SHALLOW Jesu, Jesu, dead! a' drew a good bow; and dead! a'
+ shot a fine shoot: John a Gaunt loved him well, and
+ betted much money on his head. Dead! a' would have
+ clapped i' the clout at twelve score; and carried
+ you a forehand shaft a fourteen and fourteen and a
+ half, that it would have done a man's heart good to
+ see. How a score of ewes now?
+
+SILENCE Thereafter as they be: a score of good ewes may be
+ worth ten pounds.
+
+SHALLOW And is old Double dead?
+
+SILENCE Here come two of Sir John Falstaff's men, as I think.
+
+ [Enter BARDOLPH and one with him]
+
+BARDOLPH Good morrow, honest gentlemen: I beseech you, which
+ is Justice Shallow?
+
+SHALLOW I am Robert Shallow, sir; a poor esquire of this
+ county, and one of the king's justices of the peace:
+ What is your good pleasure with me?
+
+BARDOLPH My captain, sir, commends him to you; my captain,
+ Sir John Falstaff, a tall gentleman, by heaven, and
+ a most gallant leader.
+
+SHALLOW He greets me well, sir. I knew him a good backsword
+ man. How doth the good knight? may I ask how my
+ lady his wife doth?
+
+BARDOLPH Sir, pardon; a soldier is better accommodated than
+ with a wife.
+
+SHALLOW It is well said, in faith, sir; and it is well said
+ indeed too. Better accommodated! it is good; yea,
+ indeed, is it: good phrases are surely, and ever
+ were, very commendable. Accommodated! it comes of
+ 'accommodo' very good; a good phrase.
+
+BARDOLPH Pardon me, sir; I have heard the word. Phrase call
+ you it? by this good day, I know not the phrase;
+ but I will maintain the word with my sword to be a
+ soldier-like word, and a word of exceeding good
+ command, by heaven. Accommodated; that is, when a
+ man is, as they say, accommodated; or when a man is,
+ being, whereby a' may be thought to be accommodated;
+ which is an excellent thing.
+
+SHALLOW It is very just.
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF]
+
+ Look, here comes good Sir John. Give me your good
+ hand, give me your worship's good hand: by my
+ troth, you like well and bear your years very well:
+ welcome, good Sir John.
+
+FALSTAFF I am glad to see you well, good Master Robert
+ Shallow: Master Surecard, as I think?
+
+SHALLOW No, Sir John; it is my cousin Silence, in commission with me.
+
+FALSTAFF Good Master Silence, it well befits you should be of
+ the peace.
+
+SILENCE Your good-worship is welcome.
+
+FALSTAFF Fie! this is hot weather, gentlemen. Have you
+ provided me here half a dozen sufficient men?
+
+SHALLOW Marry, have we, sir. Will you sit?
+
+FALSTAFF Let me see them, I beseech you.
+
+SHALLOW Where's the roll? where's the roll? where's the
+ roll? Let me see, let me see, let me see. So, so:
+ yea, marry, sir: Ralph Mouldy! Let them appear as
+ I call; let them do so, let them do so. Let me
+ see; where is Mouldy?
+
+MOULDY Here, an't please you.
+
+SHALLOW What think you, Sir John? a good-limbed fellow;
+ young, strong, and of good friends.
+
+FALSTAFF Is thy name Mouldy?
+
+MOULDY Yea, an't please you.
+
+FALSTAFF 'Tis the more time thou wert used.
+
+SHALLOW Ha, ha, ha! most excellent, i' faith! Things that
+ are mouldy lack use: very singular good! in faith,
+ well said, Sir John, very well said.
+
+FALSTAFF Prick him.
+
+MOULDY I was pricked well enough before, an you could have
+ let me alone: my old dame will be undone now for
+ one to do her husbandry and her drudgery: you need
+ not to have pricked me; there are other men fitter
+ to go out than I.
+
+FALSTAFF Go to: peace, Mouldy; you shall go. Mouldy, it is
+ time you were spent.
+
+MOULDY Spent!
+
+SHALLOW Peace, fellow, peace; stand aside: know you where
+ you are? For the other, Sir John: let me see:
+ Simon Shadow!
+
+FALSTAFF Yea, marry, let me have him to sit under: he's like
+ to be a cold soldier.
+
+SHALLOW Where's Shadow?
+
+SHADOW Here, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF Shadow, whose son art thou?
+
+SHADOW My mother's son, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF Thy mother's son! like enough, and thy father's
+ shadow: so the son of the female is the shadow of
+ the male: it is often so, indeed; but much of the
+ father's substance!
+
+SHALLOW Do you like him, Sir John?
+
+FALSTAFF Shadow will serve for summer; prick him, for we have
+ a number of shadows to fill up the muster-book.
+
+SHALLOW Thomas Wart!
+
+FALSTAFF Where's he?
+
+WART Here, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF Is thy name Wart?
+
+WART Yea, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF Thou art a very ragged wart.
+
+SHALLOW Shall I prick him down, Sir John?
+
+FALSTAFF It were superfluous; for his apparel is built upon
+ his back and the whole frame stands upon pins:
+ prick him no more.
+
+SHALLOW Ha, ha, ha! you can do it, sir; you can do it: I
+ commend you well. Francis Feeble!
+
+FEEBLE Here, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF What trade art thou, Feeble?
+
+FEEBLE A woman's tailor, sir.
+
+SHALLOW Shall I prick him, sir?
+
+FALSTAFF You may: but if he had been a man's tailor, he'ld
+ ha' pricked you. Wilt thou make as many holes in
+ an enemy's battle as thou hast done in a woman's petticoat?
+
+FEEBLE I will do my good will, sir; you can have no more.
+
+FALSTAFF Well said, good woman's tailor! well said,
+ courageous Feeble! thou wilt be as valiant as the
+ wrathful dove or most magnanimous mouse. Prick the
+ woman's tailor: well, Master Shallow; deep, Master Shallow.
+
+FEEBLE I would Wart might have gone, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF I would thou wert a man's tailor, that thou mightst
+ mend him and make him fit to go. I cannot put him
+ to a private soldier that is the leader of so many
+ thousands: let that suffice, most forcible Feeble.
+
+FEEBLE It shall suffice, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF I am bound to thee, reverend Feeble. Who is next?
+
+SHALLOW Peter Bullcalf o' the green!
+
+FALSTAFF Yea, marry, let's see Bullcalf.
+
+BULLCALF Here, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF 'Fore God, a likely fellow! Come, prick me Bullcalf
+ till he roar again.
+
+BULLCALF O Lord! good my lord captain,--
+
+FALSTAFF What, dost thou roar before thou art pricked?
+
+BULLCALF O Lord, sir! I am a diseased man.
+
+FALSTAFF What disease hast thou?
+
+BULLCALF A whoreson cold, sir, a cough, sir, which I caught
+ with ringing in the king's affairs upon his
+ coronation-day, sir.
+
+FALSTAFF Come, thou shalt go to the wars in a gown; we wilt
+ have away thy cold; and I will take such order that
+ my friends shall ring for thee. Is here all?
+
+SHALLOW Here is two more called than your number, you must
+ have but four here, sir: and so, I pray you, go in
+ with me to dinner.
+
+FALSTAFF Come, I will go drink with you, but I cannot tarry
+ dinner. I am glad to see you, by my troth, Master Shallow.
+
+SHALLOW O, Sir John, do you remember since we lay all night
+ in the windmill in Saint George's field?
+
+FALSTAFF No more of that, good Master Shallow, no more of that.
+
+SHALLOW Ha! 'twas a merry night. And is Jane Nightwork alive?
+
+FALSTAFF She lives, Master Shallow.
+
+SHALLOW She never could away with me.
+
+FALSTAFF Never, never; she would always say she could not
+ abide Master Shallow.
+
+SHALLOW By the mass, I could anger her to the heart. She
+ was then a bona-roba. Doth she hold her own well?
+
+FALSTAFF Old, old, Master Shallow.
+
+SHALLOW Nay, she must be old; she cannot choose but be old;
+ certain she's old; and had Robin Nightwork by old
+ Nightwork before I came to Clement's Inn.
+
+SILENCE That's fifty-five year ago.
+
+SHALLOW Ha, cousin Silence, that thou hadst seen that that
+ this knight and I have seen! Ha, Sir John, said I well?
+
+FALSTAFF We have heard the chimes at midnight, Master Shallow.
+
+SHALLOW That we have, that we have, that we have; in faith,
+ Sir John, we have: our watch-word was 'Hem boys!'
+ Come, let's to dinner; come, let's to dinner:
+ Jesus, the days that we have seen! Come, come.
+
+ [Exeunt FALSTAFF and Justices]
+
+BULLCALF Good Master Corporate Bardolph, stand my friend;
+ and here's four Harry ten shillings in French crowns
+ for you. In very truth, sir, I had as lief be
+ hanged, sir, as go: and yet, for mine own part, sir,
+ I do not care; but rather, because I am unwilling,
+ and, for mine own part, have a desire to stay with
+ my friends; else, sir, I did not care, for mine own
+ part, so much.
+
+BARDOLPH Go to; stand aside.
+
+MOULDY And, good master corporal captain, for my old
+ dame's sake, stand my friend: she has nobody to do
+ any thing about her when I am gone; and she is old,
+ and cannot help herself: You shall have forty, sir.
+
+BARDOLPH Go to; stand aside.
+
+FEEBLE By my troth, I care not; a man can die but once: we
+ owe God a death: I'll ne'er bear a base mind:
+ an't be my destiny, so; an't be not, so: no man is
+ too good to serve's prince; and let it go which way
+ it will, he that dies this year is quit for the next.
+
+BARDOLPH Well said; thou'rt a good fellow.
+
+FEEBLE Faith, I'll bear no base mind.
+
+ [Re-enter FALSTAFF and the Justices]
+
+FALSTAFF Come, sir, which men shall I have?
+
+SHALLOW Four of which you please.
+
+BARDOLPH Sir, a word with you: I have three pound to free
+ Mouldy and Bullcalf.
+
+FALSTAFF Go to; well.
+
+SHALLOW Come, Sir John, which four will you have?
+
+FALSTAFF Do you choose for me.
+
+SHALLOW Marry, then, Mouldy, Bullcalf, Feeble and Shadow.
+
+FALSTAFF Mouldy and Bullcalf: for you, Mouldy, stay at home
+ till you are past service: and for your part,
+ Bullcalf, grow till you come unto it: I will none of you.
+
+SHALLOW Sir John, Sir John, do not yourself wrong: they are
+ your likeliest men, and I would have you served with the best.
+
+FALSTAFF Will you tell me, Master Shallow, how to choose a
+ man? Care I for the limb, the thewes, the stature,
+ bulk, and big assemblance of a man! Give me the
+ spirit, Master Shallow. Here's Wart; you see what a
+ ragged appearance it is; a' shall charge you and
+ discharge you with the motion of a pewterer's
+ hammer, come off and on swifter than he that gibbets
+ on the brewer's bucket. And this same half-faced
+ fellow, Shadow; give me this man: he presents no
+ mark to the enemy; the foeman may with as great aim
+ level at the edge of a penknife. And for a retreat;
+ how swiftly will this Feeble the woman's tailor run
+ off! O, give me the spare men, and spare me the
+ great ones. Put me a caliver into Wart's hand, Bardolph.
+
+BARDOLPH Hold, Wart, traverse; thus, thus, thus.
+
+FALSTAFF Come, manage me your caliver. So: very well: go
+ to: very good, exceeding good. O, give me always a
+ little, lean, old, chapt, bald shot. Well said, i'
+ faith, Wart; thou'rt a good scab: hold, there's a
+ tester for thee.
+
+SHALLOW He is not his craft's master; he doth not do it
+ right. I remember at Mile-end Green, when I lay at
+ Clement's Inn--I was then Sir Dagonet in Arthur's
+ show,--there was a little quiver fellow, and a'
+ would manage you his piece thus; and a' would about
+ and about, and come you in and come you in: 'rah,
+ tah, tah,' would a' say; 'bounce' would a' say; and
+ away again would a' go, and again would a' come: I
+ shall ne'er see such a fellow.
+
+FALSTAFF These fellows will do well, Master Shallow. God
+ keep you, Master Silence: I will not use many words
+ with you. Fare you well, gentlemen both: I thank
+ you: I must a dozen mile to-night. Bardolph, give
+ the soldiers coats.
+
+SHALLOW Sir John, the Lord bless you! God prosper your
+ affairs! God send us peace! At your return visit
+ our house; let our old acquaintance be renewed;
+ peradventure I will with ye to the court.
+
+FALSTAFF 'Fore God, I would you would, Master Shallow.
+
+SHALLOW Go to; I have spoke at a word. God keep you.
+
+FALSTAFF Fare you well, gentle gentlemen.
+
+ [Exeunt Justices]
+
+ On, Bardolph; lead the men away.
+
+ [Exeunt BARDOLPH, Recruits, &c]
+
+ As I return, I will fetch off these justices: I do
+ see the bottom of Justice Shallow. Lord, Lord, how
+ subject we old men are to this vice of lying! This
+ same starved justice hath done nothing but prate to
+ me of the wildness of his youth, and the feats he
+ hath done about Turnbull Street: and every third
+ word a lie, duer paid to the hearer than the Turk's
+ tribute. I do remember him at Clement's Inn like a
+ man made after supper of a cheese-paring: when a'
+ was naked, he was, for all the world, like a forked
+ radish, with a head fantastically carved upon it
+ with a knife: a' was so forlorn, that his
+ dimensions to any thick sight were invincible: a'
+ was the very genius of famine; yet lecherous as a
+ monkey, and the whores called him mandrake: a' came
+ ever in the rearward of the fashion, and sung those
+ tunes to the overscutched huswives that he heard the
+ carmen whistle, and swear they were his fancies or
+ his good-nights. And now is this Vice's dagger
+ become a squire, and talks as familiarly of John a
+ Gaunt as if he had been sworn brother to him; and
+ I'll be sworn a' ne'er saw him but once in the
+ Tilt-yard; and then he burst his head for crowding
+ among the marshal's men. I saw it, and told John a
+ Gaunt he beat his own name; for you might have
+ thrust him and all his apparel into an eel-skin; the
+ case of a treble hautboy was a mansion for him, a
+ court: and now has he land and beefs. Well, I'll
+ be acquainted with him, if I return; and it shall
+ go hard but I will make him a philosopher's two
+ stones to me: if the young dace be a bait for the
+ old pike, I see no reason in the law of nature but I
+ may snap at him. Let time shape, and there an end.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Yorkshire. Gaultree Forest.
+
+
+ [Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF YORK, MOWBRAY, LORD
+ HASTINGS, and others]
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK What is this forest call'd?
+
+HASTINGS 'Tis Gaultree Forest, an't shall please your grace.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Here stand, my lords; and send discoverers forth
+ To know the numbers of our enemies.
+
+HASTINGS We have sent forth already.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK 'Tis well done.
+ My friends and brethren in these great affairs,
+ I must acquaint you that I have received
+ New-dated letters from Northumberland;
+ Their cold intent, tenor and substance, thus:
+ Here doth he wish his person, with such powers
+ As might hold sortance with his quality,
+ The which he could not levy; whereupon
+ He is retired, to ripe his growing fortunes,
+ To Scotland: and concludes in hearty prayers
+ That your attempts may overlive the hazard
+ And fearful melting of their opposite.
+
+MOWBRAY Thus do the hopes we have in him touch ground
+ And dash themselves to pieces.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+HASTINGS Now, what news?
+
+Messenger West of this forest, scarcely off a mile,
+ In goodly form comes on the enemy;
+ And, by the ground they hide, I judge their number
+ Upon or near the rate of thirty thousand.
+
+MOWBRAY The just proportion that we gave them out
+ Let us sway on and face them in the field.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK What well-appointed leader fronts us here?
+
+ [Enter WESTMORELAND]
+
+MOWBRAY I think it is my Lord of Westmoreland.
+
+WESTMORELAND Health and fair greeting from our general,
+ The prince, Lord John and Duke of Lancaster.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Say on, my Lord of Westmoreland, in peace:
+ What doth concern your coming?
+
+WESTMORELAND Then, my lord,
+ Unto your grace do I in chief address
+ The substance of my speech. If that rebellion
+ Came like itself, in base and abject routs,
+ Led on by bloody youth, guarded with rags,
+ And countenanced by boys and beggary,
+ I say, if damn'd commotion so appear'd,
+ In his true, native and most proper shape,
+ You, reverend father, and these noble lords
+ Had not been here, to dress the ugly form
+ Of base and bloody insurrection
+ With your fair honours. You, lord archbishop,
+ Whose see is by a civil peace maintained,
+ Whose beard the silver hand of peace hath touch'd,
+ Whose learning and good letters peace hath tutor'd,
+ Whose white investments figure innocence,
+ The dove and very blessed spirit of peace,
+ Wherefore do you so ill translate ourself
+ Out of the speech of peace that bears such grace,
+ Into the harsh and boisterous tongue of war;
+ Turning your books to graves, your ink to blood,
+ Your pens to lances and your tongue divine
+ To a trumpet and a point of war?
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Wherefore do I this? so the question stands.
+ Briefly to this end: we are all diseased,
+ And with our surfeiting and wanton hours
+ Have brought ourselves into a burning fever,
+ And we must bleed for it; of which disease
+ Our late king, Richard, being infected, died.
+ But, my most noble Lord of Westmoreland,
+ I take not on me here as a physician,
+ Nor do I as an enemy to peace
+ Troop in the throngs of military men;
+ But rather show awhile like fearful war,
+ To diet rank minds sick of happiness
+ And purge the obstructions which begin to stop
+ Our very veins of life. Hear me more plainly.
+ I have in equal balance justly weigh'd
+ What wrongs our arms may do, what wrongs we suffer,
+ And find our griefs heavier than our offences.
+ We see which way the stream of time doth run,
+ And are enforced from our most quiet there
+ By the rough torrent of occasion;
+ And have the summary of all our griefs,
+ When time shall serve, to show in articles;
+ Which long ere this we offer'd to the king,
+ And might by no suit gain our audience:
+ When we are wrong'd and would unfold our griefs,
+ We are denied access unto his person
+ Even by those men that most have done us wrong.
+ The dangers of the days but newly gone,
+ Whose memory is written on the earth
+ With yet appearing blood, and the examples
+ Of every minute's instance, present now,
+ Hath put us in these ill-beseeming arms,
+ Not to break peace or any branch of it,
+ But to establish here a peace indeed,
+ Concurring both in name and quality.
+
+WESTMORELAND When ever yet was your appeal denied?
+ Wherein have you been galled by the king?
+ What peer hath been suborn'd to grate on you,
+ That you should seal this lawless bloody book
+ Of forged rebellion with a seal divine
+ And consecrate commotion's bitter edge?
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK My brother general, the commonwealth,
+ To brother born an household cruelty,
+ I make my quarrel in particular.
+
+WESTMORELAND There is no need of any such redress;
+ Or if there were, it not belongs to you.
+
+MOWBRAY Why not to him in part, and to us all
+ That feel the bruises of the days before,
+ And suffer the condition of these times
+ To lay a heavy and unequal hand
+ Upon our honours?
+
+WESTMORELAND O, my good Lord Mowbray,
+ Construe the times to their necessities,
+ And you shall say indeed, it is the time,
+ And not the king, that doth you injuries.
+ Yet for your part, it not appears to me
+ Either from the king or in the present time
+ That you should have an inch of any ground
+ To build a grief on: were you not restored
+ To all the Duke of Norfolk's signories,
+ Your noble and right well remember'd father's?
+
+MOWBRAY What thing, in honour, had my father lost,
+ That need to be revived and breathed in me?
+ The king that loved him, as the state stood then,
+ Was force perforce compell'd to banish him:
+ And then that Harry Bolingbroke and he,
+ Being mounted and both roused in their seats,
+ Their neighing coursers daring of the spur,
+ Their armed staves in charge, their beavers down,
+ Their eyes of fire sparking through sights of steel
+ And the loud trumpet blowing them together,
+ Then, then, when there was nothing could have stay'd
+ My father from the breast of Bolingbroke,
+ O when the king did throw his warder down,
+ His own life hung upon the staff he threw;
+ Then threw he down himself and all their lives
+ That by indictment and by dint of sword
+ Have since miscarried under Bolingbroke.
+
+WESTMORELAND You speak, Lord Mowbray, now you know not what.
+ The Earl of Hereford was reputed then
+ In England the most valiant gentlemen:
+ Who knows on whom fortune would then have smiled?
+ But if your father had been victor there,
+ He ne'er had borne it out of Coventry:
+ For all the country in a general voice
+ Cried hate upon him; and all their prayers and love
+ Were set on Hereford, whom they doted on
+ And bless'd and graced indeed, more than the king.
+ But this is mere digression from my purpose.
+ Here come I from our princely general
+ To know your griefs; to tell you from his grace
+ That he will give you audience; and wherein
+ It shall appear that your demands are just,
+ You shall enjoy them, every thing set off
+ That might so much as think you enemies.
+
+MOWBRAY But he hath forced us to compel this offer;
+ And it proceeds from policy, not love.
+
+WESTMORELAND Mowbray, you overween to take it so;
+ This offer comes from mercy, not from fear:
+ For, lo! within a ken our army lies,
+ Upon mine honour, all too confident
+ To give admittance to a thought of fear.
+ Our battle is more full of names than yours,
+ Our men more perfect in the use of arms,
+ Our armour all as strong, our cause the best;
+ Then reason will our heart should be as good
+ Say you not then our offer is compell'd.
+
+MOWBRAY Well, by my will we shall admit no parley.
+
+WESTMORELAND That argues but the shame of your offence:
+ A rotten case abides no handling.
+
+HASTINGS Hath the Prince John a full commission,
+ In very ample virtue of his father,
+ To hear and absolutely to determine
+ Of what conditions we shall stand upon?
+
+WESTMORELAND That is intended in the general's name:
+ I muse you make so slight a question.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Then take, my Lord of Westmoreland, this schedule,
+ For this contains our general grievances:
+ Each several article herein redress'd,
+ All members of our cause, both here and hence,
+ That are insinew'd to this action,
+ Acquitted by a true substantial form
+ And present execution of our wills
+ To us and to our purposes confined,
+ We come within our awful banks again
+ And knit our powers to the arm of peace.
+
+WESTMORELAND This will I show the general. Please you, lords,
+ In sight of both our battles we may meet;
+ And either end in peace, which God so frame!
+ Or to the place of difference call the swords
+ Which must decide it.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK My lord, we will do so.
+
+ [Exit WESTMORELAND]
+
+MOWBRAY There is a thing within my bosom tells me
+ That no conditions of our peace can stand.
+
+HASTINGS Fear you not that: if we can make our peace
+ Upon such large terms and so absolute
+ As our conditions shall consist upon,
+ Our peace shall stand as firm as rocky mountains.
+
+MOWBRAY Yea, but our valuation shall be such
+ That every slight and false-derived cause,
+ Yea, every idle, nice and wanton reason
+ Shall to the king taste of this action;
+ That, were our royal faiths martyrs in love,
+ We shall be winnow'd with so rough a wind
+ That even our corn shall seem as light as chaff
+ And good from bad find no partition.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK No, no, my lord. Note this; the king is weary
+ Of dainty and such picking grievances:
+ For he hath found to end one doubt by death
+ Revives two greater in the heirs of life,
+ And therefore will he wipe his tables clean
+ And keep no tell-tale to his memory
+ That may repeat and history his loss
+ To new remembrance; for full well he knows
+ He cannot so precisely weed this land
+ As his misdoubts present occasion:
+ His foes are so enrooted with his friends
+ That, plucking to unfix an enemy,
+ He doth unfasten so and shake a friend:
+ So that this land, like an offensive wife
+ That hath enraged him on to offer strokes,
+ As he is striking, holds his infant up
+ And hangs resolved correction in the arm
+ That was uprear'd to execution.
+
+HASTINGS Besides, the king hath wasted all his rods
+ On late offenders, that he now doth lack
+ The very instruments of chastisement:
+ So that his power, like to a fangless lion,
+ May offer, but not hold.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK 'Tis very true:
+ And therefore be assured, my good lord marshal,
+ If we do now make our atonement well,
+ Our peace will, like a broken limb united,
+ Grow stronger for the breaking.
+
+MOWBRAY Be it so.
+ Here is return'd my Lord of Westmoreland.
+
+ [Re-enter WESTMORELAND]
+
+WESTMORELAND The prince is here at hand: pleaseth your lordship
+ To meet his grace just distance 'tween our armies.
+
+MOWBRAY Your grace of York, in God's name then, set forward.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Before, and greet his grace: my lord, we come.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Another part of the forest.
+
+
+ [Enter, from one side, MOWBRAY, attended; afterwards
+ the ARCHBISHOP OF YORK, HASTINGS, and others: from
+ the other side, Prince John of LANCASTER, and
+ WESTMORELAND; Officers, and others with them]
+
+LANCASTER You are well encounter'd here, my cousin Mowbray:
+ Good day to you, gentle lord archbishop;
+ And so to you, Lord Hastings, and to all.
+ My Lord of York, it better show'd with you
+ When that your flock, assembled by the bell,
+ Encircled you to hear with reverence
+ Your exposition on the holy text
+ Than now to see you here an iron man,
+ Cheering a rout of rebels with your drum,
+ Turning the word to sword and life to death.
+ That man that sits within a monarch's heart,
+ And ripens in the sunshine of his favour,
+ Would he abuse the countenance of the king,
+ Alack, what mischiefs might he set abrooch
+ In shadow of such greatness! With you, lord bishop,
+ It is even so. Who hath not heard it spoken
+ How deep you were within the books of God?
+ To us the speaker in his parliament;
+ To us the imagined voice of God himself;
+ The very opener and intelligencer
+ Between the grace, the sanctities of heaven
+ And our dull workings. O, who shall believe
+ But you misuse the reverence of your place,
+ Employ the countenance and grace of heaven,
+ As a false favourite doth his prince's name,
+ In deeds dishonourable? You have ta'en up,
+ Under the counterfeited zeal of God,
+ The subjects of his substitute, my father,
+ And both against the peace of heaven and him
+ Have here up-swarm'd them.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Good my Lord of Lancaster,
+ I am not here against your father's peace;
+ But, as I told my lord of Westmoreland,
+ The time misorder'd doth, in common sense,
+ Crowd us and crush us to this monstrous form,
+ To hold our safety up. I sent your grace
+ The parcels and particulars of our grief,
+ The which hath been with scorn shoved from the court,
+ Whereon this Hydra son of war is born;
+ Whose dangerous eyes may well be charm'd asleep
+ With grant of our most just and right desires,
+ And true obedience, of this madness cured,
+ Stoop tamely to the foot of majesty.
+
+MOWBRAY If not, we ready are to try our fortunes
+ To the last man.
+
+HASTINGS And though we here fall down,
+ We have supplies to second our attempt:
+ If they miscarry, theirs shall second them;
+ And so success of mischief shall be born
+ And heir from heir shall hold this quarrel up
+ Whiles England shall have generation.
+
+LANCASTER You are too shallow, Hastings, much too shallow,
+ To sound the bottom of the after-times.
+
+WESTMORELAND Pleaseth your grace to answer them directly
+ How far forth you do like their articles.
+
+LANCASTER I like them all, and do allow them well,
+ And swear here, by the honour of my blood,
+ My father's purposes have been mistook,
+ And some about him have too lavishly
+ Wrested his meaning and authority.
+ My lord, these griefs shall be with speed redress'd;
+ Upon my soul, they shall. If this may please you,
+ Discharge your powers unto their several counties,
+ As we will ours: and here between the armies
+ Let's drink together friendly and embrace,
+ That all their eyes may bear those tokens home
+ Of our restored love and amity.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK I take your princely word for these redresses.
+
+LANCASTER I give it you, and will maintain my word:
+ And thereupon I drink unto your grace.
+
+HASTINGS Go, captain, and deliver to the army
+ This news of peace: let them have pay, and part:
+ I know it will well please them. Hie thee, captain.
+
+ [Exit Officer]
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK To you, my noble Lord of Westmoreland.
+
+WESTMORELAND I pledge your grace; and, if you knew what pains
+ I have bestow'd to breed this present peace,
+ You would drink freely: but my love to ye
+ Shall show itself more openly hereafter.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK I do not doubt you.
+
+WESTMORELAND I am glad of it.
+ Health to my lord and gentle cousin, Mowbray.
+
+MOWBRAY You wish me health in very happy season;
+ For I am, on the sudden, something ill.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Against ill chances men are ever merry;
+ But heaviness foreruns the good event.
+
+WESTMORELAND Therefore be merry, coz; since sudden sorrow
+ Serves to say thus, 'some good thing comes
+ to-morrow.'
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Believe me, I am passing light in spirit.
+
+MOWBRAY So much the worse, if your own rule be true.
+
+ [Shouts within]
+
+LANCASTER The word of peace is render'd: hark, how they shout!
+
+MOWBRAY This had been cheerful after victory.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK A peace is of the nature of a conquest;
+ For then both parties nobly are subdued,
+ And neither party loser.
+
+LANCASTER Go, my lord,
+ And let our army be discharged too.
+
+ [Exit WESTMORELAND]
+
+ And, good my lord, so please you, let our trains
+ March, by us, that we may peruse the men
+ We should have coped withal.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Go, good Lord Hastings,
+ And, ere they be dismissed, let them march by.
+
+ [Exit HASTINGS]
+
+LANCASTER I trust, lords, we shall lie to-night together.
+
+ [Re-enter WESTMORELAND]
+
+ Now, cousin, wherefore stands our army still?
+
+WESTMORELAND The leaders, having charge from you to stand,
+ Will not go off until they hear you speak.
+
+LANCASTER They know their duties.
+
+ [Re-enter HASTINGS]
+
+HASTINGS My lord, our army is dispersed already;
+ Like youthful steers unyoked, they take their courses
+ East, west, north, south; or, like a school broke up,
+ Each hurries toward his home and sporting-place.
+
+WESTMORELAND Good tidings, my Lord Hastings; for the which
+ I do arrest thee, traitor, of high treason:
+ And you, lord archbishop, and you, Lord Mowbray,
+ Of capitol treason I attach you both.
+
+MOWBRAY Is this proceeding just and honourable?
+
+WESTMORELAND Is your assembly so?
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Will you thus break your faith?
+
+LANCASTER I pawn'd thee none:
+ I promised you redress of these same grievances
+ Whereof you did complain; which, by mine honour,
+ I will perform with a most Christian care.
+ But for you, rebels, look to taste the due
+ Meet for rebellion and such acts as yours.
+ Most shallowly did you these arms commence,
+ Fondly brought here and foolishly sent hence.
+ Strike up our drums, pursue the scatter'd stray:
+ God, and not we, hath safely fought to-day.
+ Some guard these traitors to the block of death,
+ Treason's true bed and yielder up of breath.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III Another part of the forest.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Excursions. Enter FALSTAFF and COLEVILE, meeting]
+
+FALSTAFF What's your name, sir? of what condition are you,
+ and of what place, I pray?
+
+COLEVILE I am a knight, sir, and my name is Colevile of the dale.
+
+FALSTAFF Well, then, Colevile is your name, a knight is your
+ degree, and your place the dale: Colevile shall be
+ still your name, a traitor your degree, and the
+ dungeon your place, a place deep enough; so shall
+ you be still Colevile of the dale.
+
+COLEVILE Are not you Sir John Falstaff?
+
+FALSTAFF As good a man as he, sir, whoe'er I am. Do ye
+ yield, sir? or shall I sweat for you? if I do
+ sweat, they are the drops of thy lovers, and they
+ weep for thy death: therefore rouse up fear and
+ trembling, and do observance to my mercy.
+
+COLEVILE I think you are Sir John Falstaff, and in that
+ thought yield me.
+
+FALSTAFF I have a whole school of tongues in this belly of
+ mine, and not a tongue of them all speaks any other
+ word but my name. An I had but a belly of any
+ indifference, I were simply the most active fellow
+ in Europe: my womb, my womb, my womb, undoes me.
+ Here comes our general.
+
+ [Enter PRINCE JOHN OF LANCASTER, WESTMORELAND,
+ BLUNT, and others]
+
+LANCASTER The heat is past; follow no further now:
+ Call in the powers, good cousin Westmoreland.
+
+ [Exit WESTMORELAND]
+
+ Now, Falstaff, where have you been all this while?
+ When every thing is ended, then you come:
+ These tardy tricks of yours will, on my life,
+ One time or other break some gallows' back.
+
+FALSTAFF I would be sorry, my lord, but it should be thus: I
+ never knew yet but rebuke and cheque was the reward
+ of valour. Do you think me a swallow, an arrow, or a
+ bullet? have I, in my poor and old motion, the
+ expedition of thought? I have speeded hither with
+ the very extremest inch of possibility; I have
+ foundered nine score and odd posts: and here,
+ travel-tainted as I am, have in my pure and
+ immaculate valour, taken Sir John Colevile of the
+ dale, a most furious knight and valorous enemy.
+ But what of that? he saw me, and yielded; that I
+ may justly say, with the hook-nosed fellow of Rome,
+ 'I came, saw, and overcame.'
+
+LANCASTER It was more of his courtesy than your deserving.
+
+FALSTAFF I know not: here he is, and here I yield him: and
+ I beseech your grace, let it be booked with the
+ rest of this day's deeds; or, by the Lord, I will
+ have it in a particular ballad else, with mine own
+ picture on the top on't, Colevile kissing my foot:
+ to the which course if I be enforced, if you do not
+ all show like gilt twopences to me, and I in the
+ clear sky of fame o'ershine you as much as the full
+ moon doth the cinders of the element, which show
+ like pins' heads to her, believe not the word of
+ the noble: therefore let me have right, and let
+ desert mount.
+
+LANCASTER Thine's too heavy to mount.
+
+FALSTAFF Let it shine, then.
+
+LANCASTER Thine's too thick to shine.
+
+FALSTAFF Let it do something, my good lord, that may do me
+ good, and call it what you will.
+
+LANCASTER Is thy name Colevile?
+
+COLEVILE It is, my lord.
+
+LANCASTER A famous rebel art thou, Colevile.
+
+FALSTAFF And a famous true subject took him.
+
+COLEVILE I am, my lord, but as my betters are
+ That led me hither: had they been ruled by me,
+ You should have won them dearer than you have.
+
+FALSTAFF I know not how they sold themselves: but thou, like
+ a kind fellow, gavest thyself away gratis; and I
+ thank thee for thee.
+
+ [Re-enter WESTMORELAND]
+
+LANCASTER Now, have you left pursuit?
+
+WESTMORELAND Retreat is made and execution stay'd.
+
+LANCASTER Send Colevile with his confederates
+ To York, to present execution:
+ Blunt, lead him hence; and see you guard him sure.
+
+ [Exeunt BLUNT and others with COLEVILE]
+
+ And now dispatch we toward the court, my lords:
+ I hear the king my father is sore sick:
+ Our news shall go before us to his majesty,
+ Which, cousin, you shall bear to comfort him,
+ And we with sober speed will follow you.
+
+FALSTAFF My lord, I beseech you, give me leave to go
+ Through Gloucestershire: and, when you come to court,
+ Stand my good lord, pray, in your good report.
+
+LANCASTER Fare you well, Falstaff: I, in my condition,
+ Shall better speak of you than you deserve.
+
+ [Exeunt all but Falstaff]
+
+FALSTAFF I would you had but the wit: 'twere better than
+ your dukedom. Good faith, this same young sober-
+ blooded boy doth not love me; nor a man cannot make
+ him laugh; but that's no marvel, he drinks no wine.
+ There's never none of these demure boys come to any
+ proof; for thin drink doth so over-cool their blood,
+ and making many fish-meals, that they fall into a
+ kind of male green-sickness; and then when they
+ marry, they get wenches: they are generally fools
+ and cowards; which some of us should be too, but for
+ inflammation. A good sherris sack hath a two-fold
+ operation in it. It ascends me into the brain;
+ dries me there all the foolish and dull and curdy
+ vapours which environ it; makes it apprehensive,
+ quick, forgetive, full of nimble fiery and
+ delectable shapes, which, delivered o'er to the
+ voice, the tongue, which is the birth, becomes
+ excellent wit. The second property of your
+ excellent sherris is, the warming of the blood;
+ which, before cold and settled, left the liver
+ white and pale, which is the badge of pusillanimity
+ and cowardice; but the sherris warms it and makes
+ it course from the inwards to the parts extreme:
+ it illumineth the face, which as a beacon gives
+ warning to all the rest of this little kingdom,
+ man, to arm; and then the vital commoners and
+ inland petty spirits muster me all to their captain,
+ the heart, who, great and puffed up with this
+ retinue, doth any deed of courage; and this valour
+ comes of sherris. So that skill in the weapon is
+ nothing without sack, for that sets it a-work; and
+ learning a mere hoard of gold kept by a devil, till
+ sack commences it and sets it in act and use.
+ Hereof comes it that Prince Harry is valiant; for
+ the cold blood he did naturally inherit of his
+ father, he hath, like lean, sterile and bare land,
+ manured, husbanded and tilled with excellent
+ endeavour of drinking good and good store of fertile
+ sherris, that he is become very hot and valiant. If
+ I had a thousand sons, the first humane principle I
+ would teach them should be, to forswear thin
+ potations and to addict themselves to sack.
+
+ [Enter BARDOLPH]
+
+ How now Bardolph?
+
+BARDOLPH The army is discharged all and gone.
+
+FALSTAFF Let them go. I'll through Gloucestershire; and
+ there will I visit Master Robert Shallow, esquire:
+ I have him already tempering between my finger and
+ my thumb, and shortly will I seal with him. Come away.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Westminster. The Jerusalem Chamber.
+
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY IV, the Princes Thomas of CLARENCE
+ and Humphrey of GLOUCESTER, WARWICK, and others]
+
+KING HENRY IV Now, lords, if God doth give successful end
+ To this debate that bleedeth at our doors,
+ We will our youth lead on to higher fields
+ And draw no swords but what are sanctified.
+ Our navy is address'd, our power collected,
+ Our substitutes in absence well invested,
+ And every thing lies level to our wish:
+ Only, we want a little personal strength;
+ And pause us, till these rebels, now afoot,
+ Come underneath the yoke of government.
+
+WARWICK Both which we doubt not but your majesty
+ Shall soon enjoy.
+
+KING HENRY IV Humphrey, my son of Gloucester,
+ Where is the prince your brother?
+
+GLOUCESTER I think he's gone to hunt, my lord, at Windsor.
+
+KING HENRY IV And how accompanied?
+
+GLOUCESTER I do not know, my lord.
+
+KING HENRY IV Is not his brother, Thomas of Clarence, with him?
+
+GLOUCESTER No, my good lord; he is in presence here.
+
+CLARENCE What would my lord and father?
+
+KING HENRY IV Nothing but well to thee, Thomas of Clarence.
+ How chance thou art not with the prince thy brother?
+ He loves thee, and thou dost neglect him, Thomas;
+ Thou hast a better place in his affection
+ Than all thy brothers: cherish it, my boy,
+ And noble offices thou mayst effect
+ Of mediation, after I am dead,
+ Between his greatness and thy other brethren:
+ Therefore omit him not; blunt not his love,
+ Nor lose the good advantage of his grace
+ By seeming cold or careless of his will;
+ For he is gracious, if he be observed:
+ He hath a tear for pity and a hand
+ Open as day for melting charity:
+ Yet notwithstanding, being incensed, he's flint,
+ As humorous as winter and as sudden
+ As flaws congealed in the spring of day.
+ His temper, therefore, must be well observed:
+ Chide him for faults, and do it reverently,
+ When thou perceive his blood inclined to mirth;
+ But, being moody, give him line and scope,
+ Till that his passions, like a whale on ground,
+ Confound themselves with working. Learn this, Thomas,
+ And thou shalt prove a shelter to thy friends,
+ A hoop of gold to bind thy brothers in,
+ That the united vessel of their blood,
+ Mingled with venom of suggestion--
+ As, force perforce, the age will pour it in--
+ Shall never leak, though it do work as strong
+ As aconitum or rash gunpowder.
+
+CLARENCE I shall observe him with all care and love.
+
+KING HENRY IV Why art thou not at Windsor with him, Thomas?
+
+CLARENCE He is not there to-day; he dines in London.
+
+KING HENRY IV And how accompanied? canst thou tell that?
+
+CLARENCE With Poins, and other his continual followers.
+
+KING HENRY IV Most subject is the fattest soil to weeds;
+ And he, the noble image of my youth,
+ Is overspread with them: therefore my grief
+ Stretches itself beyond the hour of death:
+ The blood weeps from my heart when I do shape
+ In forms imaginary the unguided days
+ And rotten times that you shall look upon
+ When I am sleeping with my ancestors.
+ For when his headstrong riot hath no curb,
+ When rage and hot blood are his counsellors,
+ When means and lavish manners meet together,
+ O, with what wings shall his affections fly
+ Towards fronting peril and opposed decay!
+
+WARWICK My gracious lord, you look beyond him quite:
+ The prince but studies his companions
+ Like a strange tongue, wherein, to gain the language,
+ 'Tis needful that the most immodest word
+ Be look'd upon and learn'd; which once attain'd,
+ Your highness knows, comes to no further use
+ But to be known and hated. So, like gross terms,
+ The prince will in the perfectness of time
+ Cast off his followers; and their memory
+ Shall as a pattern or a measure live,
+ By which his grace must mete the lives of others,
+ Turning past evils to advantages.
+
+KING HENRY IV 'Tis seldom when the bee doth leave her comb
+ In the dead carrion.
+
+ [Enter WESTMORELAND]
+
+ Who's here? Westmoreland?
+
+WESTMORELAND Health to my sovereign, and new happiness
+ Added to that that I am to deliver!
+ Prince John your son doth kiss your grace's hand:
+ Mowbray, the Bishop Scroop, Hastings and all
+ Are brought to the correction of your law;
+ There is not now a rebel's sword unsheath'd
+ But peace puts forth her olive every where.
+ The manner how this action hath been borne
+ Here at more leisure may your highness read,
+ With every course in his particular.
+
+KING HENRY IV O Westmoreland, thou art a summer bird,
+ Which ever in the haunch of winter sings
+ The lifting up of day.
+
+ [Enter HARCOURT]
+
+ Look, here's more news.
+
+HARCOURT From enemies heaven keep your majesty;
+ And, when they stand against you, may they fall
+ As those that I am come to tell you of!
+ The Earl Northumberland and the Lord Bardolph,
+ With a great power of English and of Scots
+ Are by the sheriff of Yorkshire overthrown:
+ The manner and true order of the fight
+ This packet, please it you, contains at large.
+
+KING HENRY IV And wherefore should these good news make me sick?
+ Will fortune never come with both hands full,
+ But write her fair words still in foulest letters?
+ She either gives a stomach and no food;
+ Such are the poor, in health; or else a feast
+ And takes away the stomach; such are the rich,
+ That have abundance and enjoy it not.
+ I should rejoice now at this happy news;
+ And now my sight fails, and my brain is giddy:
+ O me! come near me; now I am much ill.
+
+GLOUCESTER Comfort, your majesty!
+
+CLARENCE O my royal father!
+
+WESTMORELAND My sovereign lord, cheer up yourself, look up.
+
+WARWICK Be patient, princes; you do know, these fits
+ Are with his highness very ordinary.
+ Stand from him. Give him air; he'll straight be well.
+
+CLARENCE No, no, he cannot long hold out these pangs:
+ The incessant care and labour of his mind
+ Hath wrought the mure that should confine it in
+ So thin that life looks through and will break out.
+
+GLOUCESTER The people fear me; for they do observe
+ Unfather'd heirs and loathly births of nature:
+ The seasons change their manners, as the year
+ Had found some months asleep and leap'd them over.
+
+CLARENCE The river hath thrice flow'd, no ebb between;
+ And the old folk, time's doting chronicles,
+ Say it did so a little time before
+ That our great-grandsire, Edward, sick'd and died.
+
+WARWICK Speak lower, princes, for the king recovers.
+
+GLOUCESTER This apoplexy will certain be his end.
+
+KING HENRY IV I pray you, take me up, and bear me hence
+ Into some other chamber: softly, pray.
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another chamber.
+
+
+ [KING HENRY IV lying on a bed: CLARENCE,
+ GLOUCESTER, WARWICK, and others in attendance]
+
+KING HENRY IV Let there be no noise made, my gentle friends;
+ Unless some dull and favourable hand
+ Will whisper music to my weary spirit.
+
+WARWICK Call for the music in the other room.
+
+KING HENRY IV Set me the crown upon my pillow here.
+
+CLARENCE His eye is hollow, and he changes much.
+
+WARWICK Less noise, less noise!
+
+ [Enter PRINCE HENRY]
+
+PRINCE HENRY Who saw the Duke of Clarence?
+
+CLARENCE I am here, brother, full of heaviness.
+
+PRINCE HENRY How now! rain within doors, and none abroad!
+ How doth the king?
+
+GLOUCESTER Exceeding ill.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Heard he the good news yet?
+ Tell it him.
+
+GLOUCESTER He alter'd much upon the hearing it.
+
+PRINCE HENRY If he be sick with joy, he'll recover without physic.
+
+WARWICK Not so much noise, my lords: sweet prince,
+ speak low;
+ The king your father is disposed to sleep.
+
+CLARENCE Let us withdraw into the other room.
+
+WARWICK Will't please your grace to go along with us?
+
+PRINCE HENRY No; I will sit and watch here by the king.
+
+ [Exeunt all but PRINCE HENRY]
+
+ Why doth the crown lie there upon his pillow,
+ Being so troublesome a bedfellow?
+ O polish'd perturbation! golden care!
+ That keep'st the ports of slumber open wide
+ To many a watchful night! sleep with it now!
+ Yet not so sound and half so deeply sweet
+ As he whose brow with homely biggen bound
+ Snores out the watch of night. O majesty!
+ When thou dost pinch thy bearer, thou dost sit
+ Like a rich armour worn in heat of day,
+ That scalds with safety. By his gates of breath
+ There lies a downy feather which stirs not:
+ Did he suspire, that light and weightless down
+ Perforce must move. My gracious lord! my father!
+ This sleep is sound indeed, this is a sleep
+ That from this golden rigol hath divorced
+ So many English kings. Thy due from me
+ Is tears and heavy sorrows of the blood,
+ Which nature, love, and filial tenderness,
+ Shall, O dear father, pay thee plenteously:
+ My due from thee is this imperial crown,
+ Which, as immediate as thy place and blood,
+ Derives itself to me. Lo, here it sits,
+ Which God shall guard: and put the world's whole strength
+ Into one giant arm, it shall not force
+ This lineal honour from me: this from thee
+ Will I to mine leave, as 'tis left to me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING HENRY IV Warwick! Gloucester! Clarence!
+
+ [Re-enter WARWICK, GLOUCESTER, CLARENCE, and the rest]
+
+CLARENCE Doth the king call?
+
+WARWICK What would your majesty? How fares your grace?
+
+KING HENRY IV Why did you leave me here alone, my lords?
+
+CLARENCE We left the prince my brother here, my liege,
+ Who undertook to sit and watch by you.
+
+KING HENRY IV The Prince of Wales! Where is he? let me see him:
+ He is not here.
+
+WARWICK This door is open; he is gone this way.
+
+GLOUCESTER He came not through the chamber where we stay'd.
+
+KING HENRY IV Where is the crown? who took it from my pillow?
+
+WARWICK When we withdrew, my liege, we left it here.
+
+KING HENRY IV The prince hath ta'en it hence: go, seek him out.
+ Is he so hasty that he doth suppose
+ My sleep my death?
+ Find him, my Lord of Warwick; chide him hither.
+
+ [Exit WARWICK]
+
+ This part of his conjoins with my disease,
+ And helps to end me. See, sons, what things you are!
+ How quickly nature falls into revolt
+ When gold becomes her object!
+ For this the foolish over-careful fathers
+ Have broke their sleep with thoughts, their brains with care,
+ Their bones with industry;
+ For this they have engrossed and piled up
+ The canker'd heaps of strange-achieved gold;
+ For this they have been thoughtful to invest
+ Their sons with arts and martial exercises:
+ When, like the bee, culling from every flower
+ The virtuous sweets,
+ Our thighs pack'd with wax, our mouths with honey,
+ We bring it to the hive, and, like the bees,
+ Are murdered for our pains. This bitter taste
+ Yield his engrossments to the ending father.
+
+ [Re-enter WARWICK]
+
+ Now, where is he that will not stay so long
+ Till his friend sickness hath determined me?
+
+WARWICK My lord, I found the prince in the next room,
+ Washing with kindly tears his gentle cheeks,
+ With such a deep demeanor in great sorrow
+ That tyranny, which never quaff'd but blood,
+ Would, by beholding him, have wash'd his knife
+ With gentle eye-drops. He is coming hither.
+
+KING HENRY IV But wherefore did he take away the crown?
+
+ [Re-enter PRINCE HENRY]
+
+ Lo, where he comes. Come hither to me, Harry.
+ Depart the chamber, leave us here alone.
+
+ [Exeunt WARWICK and the rest]
+
+PRINCE HENRY I never thought to hear you speak again.
+
+KING HENRY IV Thy wish was father, Harry, to that thought:
+ I stay too long by thee, I weary thee.
+ Dost thou so hunger for mine empty chair
+ That thou wilt needs invest thee with my honours
+ Before thy hour be ripe? O foolish youth!
+ Thou seek'st the greatness that will o'erwhelm thee.
+ Stay but a little; for my cloud of dignity
+ Is held from falling with so weak a wind
+ That it will quickly drop: my day is dim.
+ Thou hast stolen that which after some few hours
+ Were thine without offence; and at my death
+ Thou hast seal'd up my expectation:
+ Thy life did manifest thou lovedst me not,
+ And thou wilt have me die assured of it.
+ Thou hidest a thousand daggers in thy thoughts,
+ Which thou hast whetted on thy stony heart,
+ To stab at half an hour of my life.
+ What! canst thou not forbear me half an hour?
+ Then get thee gone and dig my grave thyself,
+ And bid the merry bells ring to thine ear
+ That thou art crowned, not that I am dead.
+ Let all the tears that should bedew my hearse
+ Be drops of balm to sanctify thy head:
+ Only compound me with forgotten dust
+ Give that which gave thee life unto the worms.
+ Pluck down my officers, break my decrees;
+ For now a time is come to mock at form:
+ Harry the Fifth is crown'd: up, vanity!
+ Down, royal state! all you sage counsellors, hence!
+ And to the English court assemble now,
+ From every region, apes of idleness!
+ Now, neighbour confines, purge you of your scum:
+ Have you a ruffian that will swear, drink, dance,
+ Revel the night, rob, murder, and commit
+ The oldest sins the newest kind of ways?
+ Be happy, he will trouble you no more;
+ England shall double gild his treble guilt,
+ England shall give him office, honour, might;
+ For the fifth Harry from curb'd licence plucks
+ The muzzle of restraint, and the wild dog
+ Shall flesh his tooth on every innocent.
+ O my poor kingdom, sick with civil blows!
+ When that my care could not withhold thy riots,
+ What wilt thou do when riot is thy care?
+ O, thou wilt be a wilderness again,
+ Peopled with wolves, thy old inhabitants!
+
+PRINCE HENRY O, pardon me, my liege! but for my tears,
+ The moist impediments unto my speech,
+ I had forestall'd this dear and deep rebuke
+ Ere you with grief had spoke and I had heard
+ The course of it so far. There is your crown;
+ And He that wears the crown immortally
+ Long guard it yours! If I affect it more
+ Than as your honour and as your renown,
+ Let me no more from this obedience rise,
+ Which my most inward true and duteous spirit
+ Teacheth, this prostrate and exterior bending.
+ God witness with me, when I here came in,
+ And found no course of breath within your majesty,
+ How cold it struck my heart! If I do feign,
+ O, let me in my present wildness die
+ And never live to show the incredulous world
+ The noble change that I have purposed!
+ Coming to look on you, thinking you dead,
+ And dead almost, my liege, to think you were,
+ I spake unto this crown as having sense,
+ And thus upbraided it: 'The care on thee depending
+ Hath fed upon the body of my father;
+ Therefore, thou best of gold art worst of gold:
+ Other, less fine in carat, is more precious,
+ Preserving life in medicine potable;
+ But thou, most fine, most honour'd: most renown'd,
+ Hast eat thy bearer up.' Thus, my most royal liege,
+ Accusing it, I put it on my head,
+ To try with it, as with an enemy
+ That had before my face murder'd my father,
+ The quarrel of a true inheritor.
+ But if it did infect my blood with joy,
+ Or swell my thoughts to any strain of pride;
+ If any rebel or vain spirit of mine
+ Did with the least affection of a welcome
+ Give entertainment to the might of it,
+ Let God for ever keep it from my head
+ And make me as the poorest vassal is
+ That doth with awe and terror kneel to it!
+
+KING HENRY IV O my son,
+ God put it in thy mind to take it hence,
+ That thou mightst win the more thy father's love,
+ Pleading so wisely in excuse of it!
+ Come hither, Harry, sit thou by my bed;
+ And hear, I think, the very latest counsel
+ That ever I shall breathe. God knows, my son,
+ By what by-paths and indirect crook'd ways
+ I met this crown; and I myself know well
+ How troublesome it sat upon my head.
+ To thee it shall descend with bitter quiet,
+ Better opinion, better confirmation;
+ For all the soil of the achievement goes
+ With me into the earth. It seem'd in me
+ But as an honour snatch'd with boisterous hand,
+ And I had many living to upbraid
+ My gain of it by their assistances;
+ Which daily grew to quarrel and to bloodshed,
+ Wounding supposed peace: all these bold fears
+ Thou see'st with peril I have answered;
+ For all my reign hath been but as a scene
+ Acting that argument: and now my death
+ Changes the mode; for what in me was purchased,
+ Falls upon thee in a more fairer sort;
+ So thou the garland wear'st successively.
+ Yet, though thou stand'st more sure than I could do,
+ Thou art not firm enough, since griefs are green;
+ And all my friends, which thou must make thy friends,
+ Have but their stings and teeth newly ta'en out;
+ By whose fell working I was first advanced
+ And by whose power I well might lodge a fear
+ To be again displaced: which to avoid,
+ I cut them off; and had a purpose now
+ To lead out many to the Holy Land,
+ Lest rest and lying still might make them look
+ Too near unto my state. Therefore, my Harry,
+ Be it thy course to busy giddy minds
+ With foreign quarrels; that action, hence borne out,
+ May waste the memory of the former days.
+ More would I, but my lungs are wasted so
+ That strength of speech is utterly denied me.
+ How I came by the crown, O God forgive;
+ And grant it may with thee in true peace live!
+
+PRINCE HENRY My gracious liege,
+ You won it, wore it, kept it, gave it me;
+ Then plain and right must my possession be:
+ Which I with more than with a common pain
+ 'Gainst all the world will rightfully maintain.
+
+ [Enter Lord John of LANCASTER]
+
+KING HENRY IV Look, look, here comes my John of Lancaster.
+
+LANCASTER Health, peace, and happiness to my royal father!
+
+KING HENRY IV Thou bring'st me happiness and peace, son John;
+ But health, alack, with youthful wings is flown
+ From this bare wither'd trunk: upon thy sight
+ My worldly business makes a period.
+ Where is my Lord of Warwick?
+
+PRINCE HENRY My Lord of Warwick!
+
+ [Enter WARWICK, and others]
+
+KING HENRY IV Doth any name particular belong
+ Unto the lodging where I first did swoon?
+
+WARWICK 'Tis call'd Jerusalem, my noble lord.
+
+KING HENRY IV Laud be to God! even there my life must end.
+ It hath been prophesied to me many years,
+ I should not die but in Jerusalem;
+ Which vainly I supposed the Holy Land:
+ But bear me to that chamber; there I'll lie;
+ In that Jerusalem shall Harry die.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Gloucestershire. SHALLOW'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter SHALLOW, FALSTAFF, BARDOLPH, and Page]
+
+SHALLOW By cock and pie, sir, you shall not away to-night.
+ What, Davy, I say!
+
+FALSTAFF You must excuse me, Master Robert Shallow.
+
+SHALLOW I will not excuse you; you shall not be excused;
+ excuses shall not be admitted; there is no excuse
+ shall serve; you shall not be excused. Why, Davy!
+
+ [Enter DAVY]
+
+DAVY Here, sir.
+
+SHALLOW Davy, Davy, Davy, Davy, let me see, Davy; let me
+ see, Davy; let me see: yea, marry, William cook,
+ bid him come hither. Sir John, you shall not be excused.
+
+DAVY Marry, sir, thus; those precepts cannot be served:
+ and, again, sir, shall we sow the headland with wheat?
+
+SHALLOW With red wheat, Davy. But for William cook: are
+ there no young pigeons?
+
+DAVY Yes, sir. Here is now the smith's note for shoeing
+ and plough-irons.
+
+SHALLOW Let it be cast and paid. Sir John, you shall not be excused.
+
+DAVY Now, sir, a new link to the bucket must need be
+ had: and, sir, do you mean to stop any of William's
+ wages, about the sack he lost the other day at
+ Hinckley fair?
+
+SHALLOW A' shall answer it. Some pigeons, Davy, a couple
+ of short-legged hens, a joint of mutton, and any
+ pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook.
+
+DAVY Doth the man of war stay all night, sir?
+
+SHALLOW Yea, Davy. I will use him well: a friend i' the
+ court is better than a penny in purse. Use his men
+ well, Davy; for they are arrant knaves, and will backbite.
+
+DAVY No worse than they are backbitten, sir; for they
+ have marvellous foul linen.
+
+SHALLOW Well conceited, Davy: about thy business, Davy.
+
+DAVY I beseech you, sir, to countenance William Visor of
+ Woncot against Clement Perkes of the hill.
+
+SHALLOW There is many complaints, Davy, against that Visor:
+ that Visor is an arrant knave, on my knowledge.
+
+DAVY I grant your worship that he is a knave, sir; but
+ yet, God forbid, sir, but a knave should have some
+ countenance at his friend's request. An honest
+ man, sir, is able to speak for himself, when a knave
+ is not. I have served your worship truly, sir,
+ this eight years; and if I cannot once or twice in
+ a quarter bear out a knave against an honest man, I
+ have but a very little credit with your worship. The
+ knave is mine honest friend, sir; therefore, I
+ beseech your worship, let him be countenanced.
+
+SHALLOW Go to; I say he shall have no wrong. Look about, Davy.
+
+ [Exit DAVY]
+
+ Where are you, Sir John? Come, come, come, off
+ with your boots. Give me your hand, Master Bardolph.
+
+BARDOLPH I am glad to see your worship.
+
+SHALLOW I thank thee with all my heart, kind
+ Master Bardolph: and welcome, my tall fellow.
+
+ [To the Page]
+
+ Come, Sir John.
+
+FALSTAFF I'll follow you, good Master Robert Shallow.
+
+ [Exit SHALLOW]
+
+ Bardolph, look to our horses.
+
+ [Exeunt BARDOLPH and Page]
+
+ If I were sawed into quantities, I should make four
+ dozen of such bearded hermits' staves as Master
+ Shallow. It is a wonderful thing to see the
+ semblable coherence of his men's spirits and his:
+ they, by observing of him, do bear themselves like
+ foolish justices; he, by conversing with them, is
+ turned into a justice-like serving-man: their
+ spirits are so married in conjunction with the
+ participation of society that they flock together in
+ consent, like so many wild-geese. If I had a suit
+ to Master Shallow, I would humour his men with the
+ imputation of being near their master: if to his
+ men, I would curry with Master Shallow that no man
+ could better command his servants. It is certain
+ that either wise bearing or ignorant carriage is
+ caught, as men take diseases, one of another:
+ therefore let men take heed of their company. I
+ will devise matter enough out of this Shallow to
+ keep Prince Harry in continual laughter the wearing
+ out of six fashions, which is four terms, or two
+ actions, and a' shall laugh without intervallums. O,
+ it is much that a lie with a slight oath and a jest
+ with a sad brow will do with a fellow that never
+ had the ache in his shoulders! O, you shall see him
+ laugh till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up!
+
+SHALLOW [Within] Sir John!
+
+FALSTAFF I come, Master Shallow; I come, Master Shallow.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Westminster. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter WARWICK and the Lord Chief-Justice, meeting]
+
+WARWICK How now, my lord chief-justice! whither away?
+
+Lord Chief-Justice How doth the king?
+
+WARWICK Exceeding well; his cares are now all ended.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice I hope, not dead.
+
+WARWICK He's walk'd the way of nature;
+ And to our purposes he lives no more.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice I would his majesty had call'd me with him:
+ The service that I truly did his life
+ Hath left me open to all injuries.
+
+WARWICK Indeed I think the young king loves you not.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice I know he doth not, and do arm myself
+ To welcome the condition of the time,
+ Which cannot look more hideously upon me
+ Than I have drawn it in my fantasy.
+
+ [Enter LANCASTER, CLARENCE, GLOUCESTER,
+ WESTMORELAND, and others]
+
+WARWICK Here come the heavy issue of dead Harry:
+ O that the living Harry had the temper
+ Of him, the worst of these three gentlemen!
+ How many nobles then should hold their places
+ That must strike sail to spirits of vile sort!
+
+Lord Chief-Justice O God, I fear all will be overturn'd!
+
+LANCASTER Good morrow, cousin Warwick, good morrow.
+
+
+GLOUCESTER |
+ | Good morrow, cousin.
+CLARENCE |
+
+
+LANCASTER We meet like men that had forgot to speak.
+
+WARWICK We do remember; but our argument
+ Is all too heavy to admit much talk.
+
+LANCASTER Well, peace be with him that hath made us heavy.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Peace be with us, lest we be heavier!
+
+GLOUCESTER O, good my lord, you have lost a friend indeed;
+ And I dare swear you borrow not that face
+ Of seeming sorrow, it is sure your own.
+
+LANCASTER Though no man be assured what grace to find,
+ You stand in coldest expectation:
+ I am the sorrier; would 'twere otherwise.
+
+CLARENCE Well, you must now speak Sir John Falstaff fair;
+ Which swims against your stream of quality.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Sweet princes, what I did, I did in honour,
+ Led by the impartial conduct of my soul:
+ And never shall you see that I will beg
+ A ragged and forestall'd remission.
+ If truth and upright innocency fail me,
+ I'll to the king my master that is dead,
+ And tell him who hath sent me after him.
+
+WARWICK Here comes the prince.
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY V, attended]
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Good morrow; and God save your majesty!
+
+KING HENRY V This new and gorgeous garment, majesty,
+ Sits not so easy on me as you think.
+ Brothers, you mix your sadness with some fear:
+ This is the English, not the Turkish court;
+ Not Amurath an Amurath succeeds,
+ But Harry Harry. Yet be sad, good brothers,
+ For, by my faith, it very well becomes you:
+ Sorrow so royally in you appears
+ That I will deeply put the fashion on
+ And wear it in my heart: why then, be sad;
+ But entertain no more of it, good brothers,
+ Than a joint burden laid upon us all.
+ For me, by heaven, I bid you be assured,
+ I'll be your father and your brother too;
+ Let me but bear your love, I 'll bear your cares:
+ Yet weep that Harry's dead; and so will I;
+ But Harry lives, that shall convert those tears
+ By number into hours of happiness.
+
+Princes We hope no other from your majesty.
+
+KING HENRY V You all look strangely on me: and you most;
+ You are, I think, assured I love you not.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice I am assured, if I be measured rightly,
+ Your majesty hath no just cause to hate me.
+
+KING HENRY V No!
+ How might a prince of my great hopes forget
+ So great indignities you laid upon me?
+ What! rate, rebuke, and roughly send to prison
+ The immediate heir of England! Was this easy?
+ May this be wash'd in Lethe, and forgotten?
+
+Lord Chief-Justice I then did use the person of your father;
+ The image of his power lay then in me:
+ And, in the administration of his law,
+ Whiles I was busy for the commonwealth,
+ Your highness pleased to forget my place,
+ The majesty and power of law and justice,
+ The image of the king whom I presented,
+ And struck me in my very seat of judgment;
+ Whereon, as an offender to your father,
+ I gave bold way to my authority
+ And did commit you. If the deed were ill,
+ Be you contented, wearing now the garland,
+ To have a son set your decrees at nought,
+ To pluck down justice from your awful bench,
+ To trip the course of law and blunt the sword
+ That guards the peace and safety of your person;
+ Nay, more, to spurn at your most royal image
+ And mock your workings in a second body.
+ Question your royal thoughts, make the case yours;
+ Be now the father and propose a son,
+ Hear your own dignity so much profaned,
+ See your most dreadful laws so loosely slighted,
+ Behold yourself so by a son disdain'd;
+ And then imagine me taking your part
+ And in your power soft silencing your son:
+ After this cold considerance, sentence me;
+ And, as you are a king, speak in your state
+ What I have done that misbecame my place,
+ My person, or my liege's sovereignty.
+
+KING HENRY V You are right, justice, and you weigh this well;
+ Therefore still bear the balance and the sword:
+ And I do wish your honours may increase,
+ Till you do live to see a son of mine
+ Offend you and obey you, as I did.
+ So shall I live to speak my father's words:
+ 'Happy am I, that have a man so bold,
+ That dares do justice on my proper son;
+ And not less happy, having such a son,
+ That would deliver up his greatness so
+ Into the hands of justice.' You did commit me:
+ For which, I do commit into your hand
+ The unstained sword that you have used to bear;
+ With this remembrance, that you use the same
+ With the like bold, just and impartial spirit
+ As you have done 'gainst me. There is my hand.
+ You shall be as a father to my youth:
+ My voice shall sound as you do prompt mine ear,
+ And I will stoop and humble my intents
+ To your well-practised wise directions.
+ And, princes all, believe me, I beseech you;
+ My father is gone wild into his grave,
+ For in his tomb lie my affections;
+ And with his spirit sadly I survive,
+ To mock the expectation of the world,
+ To frustrate prophecies and to raze out
+ Rotten opinion, who hath writ me down
+ After my seeming. The tide of blood in me
+ Hath proudly flow'd in vanity till now:
+ Now doth it turn and ebb back to the sea,
+ Where it shall mingle with the state of floods
+ And flow henceforth in formal majesty.
+ Now call we our high court of parliament:
+ And let us choose such limbs of noble counsel,
+ That the great body of our state may go
+ In equal rank with the best govern'd nation;
+ That war, or peace, or both at once, may be
+ As things acquainted and familiar to us;
+ In which you, father, shall have foremost hand.
+ Our coronation done, we will accite,
+ As I before remember'd, all our state:
+ And, God consigning to my good intents,
+ No prince nor peer shall have just cause to say,
+ God shorten Harry's happy life one day!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III Gloucestershire. SHALLOW'S orchard.
+
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF, SHALLOW, SILENCE, DAVY, BARDOLPH,
+ and the Page]
+
+SHALLOW Nay, you shall see my orchard, where, in an arbour,
+ we will eat a last year's pippin of my own graffing,
+ with a dish of caraways, and so forth: come,
+ cousin Silence: and then to bed.
+
+FALSTAFF 'Fore God, you have here a goodly dwelling and a rich.
+
+SHALLOW Barren, barren, barren; beggars all, beggars all,
+ Sir John: marry, good air. Spread, Davy; spread,
+ Davy; well said, Davy.
+
+FALSTAFF This Davy serves you for good uses; he is your
+ serving-man and your husband.
+
+SHALLOW A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet,
+ Sir John: by the mass, I have drunk too much sack
+ at supper: a good varlet. Now sit down, now sit
+ down: come, cousin.
+
+SILENCE Ah, sirrah! quoth-a, we shall
+ Do nothing but eat, and make good cheer,
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ And praise God for the merry year;
+ When flesh is cheap and females dear,
+ And lusty lads roam here and there
+ So merrily,
+ And ever among so merrily.
+
+FALSTAFF There's a merry heart! Good Master Silence, I'll
+ give you a health for that anon.
+
+SHALLOW Give Master Bardolph some wine, Davy.
+
+DAVY Sweet sir, sit; I'll be with you anon. most sweet
+ sir, sit. Master page, good master page, sit.
+ Proface! What you want in meat, we'll have in drink:
+ but you must bear; the heart's all.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SHALLOW Be merry, Master Bardolph; and, my little soldier
+ there, be merry.
+
+SILENCE Be merry, be merry, my wife has all;
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ For women are shrews, both short and tall:
+ 'Tis merry in hall when beards wag all,
+ And welcome merry Shrove-tide.
+ Be merry, be merry.
+
+FALSTAFF I did not think Master Silence had been a man of
+ this mettle.
+
+SILENCE Who, I? I have been merry twice and once ere now.
+
+ [Re-enter DAVY]
+
+DAVY There's a dish of leather-coats for you.
+
+ [To BARDOLPH]
+
+SHALLOW Davy!
+
+DAVY Your worship! I'll be with you straight.
+
+ [To BARDOLPH]
+
+ A cup of wine, sir?
+
+SILENCE A cup of wine that's brisk and fine,
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ And drink unto the leman mine;
+ And a merry heart lives long-a.
+
+FALSTAFF Well said, Master Silence.
+
+SILENCE An we shall be merry, now comes in the sweet o' the night.
+
+FALSTAFF Health and long life to you, Master Silence.
+
+SILENCE Fill the cup, and let it come;
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ I'll pledge you a mile to the bottom.
+
+SHALLOW Honest Bardolph, welcome: if thou wantest any
+ thing, and wilt not call, beshrew thy heart.
+ Welcome, my little tiny thief.
+
+ [To the Page]
+
+ And welcome indeed too. I'll drink to Master
+ Bardolph, and to all the cavaleros about London.
+
+DAVY I hove to see London once ere I die.
+
+BARDOLPH An I might see you there, Davy,--
+
+SHALLOW By the mass, you'll crack a quart together, ha!
+ Will you not, Master Bardolph?
+
+BARDOLPH Yea, sir, in a pottle-pot.
+
+SHALLOW By God's liggens, I thank thee: the knave will
+ stick by thee, I can assure thee that. A' will not
+ out; he is true bred.
+
+BARDOLPH And I'll stick by him, sir.
+
+SHALLOW Why, there spoke a king. Lack nothing: be merry.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+ Look who's at door there, ho! who knocks?
+
+ [Exit DAVY]
+
+FALSTAFF Why, now you have done me right.
+
+ [To SILENCE, seeing him take off a bumper]
+
+SILENCE [Singing]
+
+ Do me right,
+ And dub me knight: Samingo.
+ Is't not so?
+
+FALSTAFF 'Tis so.
+
+SILENCE Is't so? Why then, say an old man can do somewhat.
+
+ [Re-enter DAVY]
+
+DAVY An't please your worship, there's one Pistol come
+ from the court with news.
+
+FALSTAFF From the court! let him come in.
+
+ [Enter PISTOL]
+
+ How now, Pistol!
+
+PISTOL Sir John, God save you!
+
+FALSTAFF What wind blew you hither, Pistol?
+
+PISTOL Not the ill wind which blows no man to good. Sweet
+ knight, thou art now one of the greatest men in this realm.
+
+SILENCE By'r lady, I think a' be, but goodman Puff of Barson.
+
+PISTOL Puff!
+ Puff in thy teeth, most recreant coward base!
+ Sir John, I am thy Pistol and thy friend,
+ And helter-skelter have I rode to thee,
+ And tidings do I bring and lucky joys
+ And golden times and happy news of price.
+
+FALSTAFF I pray thee now, deliver them like a man of this world.
+
+PISTOL A foutre for the world and worldlings base!
+ I speak of Africa and golden joys.
+
+FALSTAFF O base Assyrian knight, what is thy news?
+ Let King Cophetua know the truth thereof.
+
+SILENCE And Robin Hood, Scarlet, and John.
+
+ [Singing]
+
+PISTOL Shall dunghill curs confront the Helicons?
+ And shall good news be baffled?
+ Then, Pistol, lay thy head in Furies' lap.
+
+SILENCE Honest gentleman, I know not your breeding.
+
+PISTOL Why then, lament therefore.
+
+SHALLOW Give me pardon, sir: if, sir, you come with news
+ from the court, I take it there's but two ways,
+ either to utter them, or to conceal them. I am,
+ sir, under the king, in some authority.
+
+PISTOL Under which king, Besonian? speak, or die.
+
+SHALLOW Under King Harry.
+
+PISTOL Harry the Fourth? or Fifth?
+
+SHALLOW Harry the Fourth.
+
+PISTOL A foutre for thine office!
+ Sir John, thy tender lambkin now is king;
+ Harry the Fifth's the man. I speak the truth:
+ When Pistol lies, do this; and fig me, like
+ The bragging Spaniard.
+
+FALSTAFF What, is the old king dead?
+
+PISTOL As nail in door: the things I speak are just.
+
+FALSTAFF Away, Bardolph! saddle my horse. Master Robert
+ Shallow, choose what office thou wilt in the land,
+ 'tis thine. Pistol, I will double-charge thee with dignities.
+
+BARDOLPH O joyful day!
+ I would not take a knighthood for my fortune.
+
+PISTOL What! I do bring good news.
+
+FALSTAFF Carry Master Silence to bed. Master Shallow, my
+ Lord Shallow,--be what thou wilt; I am fortune's
+ steward--get on thy boots: we'll ride all night.
+ O sweet Pistol! Away, Bardolph!
+
+ [Exit BARDOLPH]
+
+ Come, Pistol, utter more to me; and withal devise
+ something to do thyself good. Boot, boot, Master
+ Shallow: I know the young king is sick for me. Let
+ us take any man's horses; the laws of England are at
+ my commandment. Blessed are they that have been my
+ friends; and woe to my lord chief-justice!
+
+PISTOL Let vultures vile seize on his lungs also!
+ 'Where is the life that late I led?' say they:
+ Why, here it is; welcome these pleasant days!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV London. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter Beadles, dragging in HOSTESS QUICKLY
+ and DOLL TEARSHEET]
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY No, thou arrant knave; I would to God that I might
+ die, that I might have thee hanged: thou hast
+ drawn my shoulder out of joint.
+
+First Beadle The constables have delivered her over to me; and
+ she shall have whipping-cheer enough, I warrant
+ her: there hath been a man or two lately killed about her.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Nut-hook, nut-hook, you lie. Come on; I 'll tell
+ thee what, thou damned tripe-visaged rascal, an
+ the child I now go with do miscarry, thou wert
+ better thou hadst struck thy mother, thou
+ paper-faced villain.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY O the Lord, that Sir John were come! he would make
+ this a bloody day to somebody. But I pray God the
+ fruit of her womb miscarry!
+
+First Beadle If it do, you shall have a dozen of cushions again;
+ you have but eleven now. Come, I charge you both go
+ with me; for the man is dead that you and Pistol
+ beat amongst you.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET I'll tell you what, you thin man in a censer, I
+ will have you as soundly swinged for this,--you
+ blue-bottle rogue, you filthy famished correctioner,
+ if you be not swinged, I'll forswear half-kirtles.
+
+First Beadle Come, come, you she knight-errant, come.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY O God, that right should thus overcome might!
+ Well, of sufferance comes ease.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Come, you rogue, come; bring me to a justice.
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Ay, come, you starved blood-hound.
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Goodman death, goodman bones!
+
+MISTRESS QUICKLY Thou atomy, thou!
+
+DOLL TEARSHEET Come, you thin thing; come you rascal.
+
+First Beadle Very well.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V A public place near Westminster Abbey.
+
+
+ [Enter two Grooms, strewing rushes]
+
+First Groom More rushes, more rushes.
+
+Second Groom The trumpets have sounded twice.
+
+First Groom 'Twill be two o'clock ere they come from the
+ coronation: dispatch, dispatch.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Enter FALSTAFF, SHALLOW, PISTOL,
+ BARDOLPH, and Page]
+
+FALSTAFF Stand here by me, Master Robert Shallow; I will
+ make the king do you grace: I will leer upon him as
+ a' comes by; and do but mark the countenance that he
+ will give me.
+
+PISTOL God bless thy lungs, good knight.
+
+FALSTAFF Come here, Pistol; stand behind me. O, if I had had
+ time to have made new liveries, I would have
+ bestowed the thousand pound I borrowed of you. But
+ 'tis no matter; this poor show doth better: this
+ doth infer the zeal I had to see him.
+
+SHALLOW It doth so.
+
+FALSTAFF It shows my earnestness of affection,--
+
+SHALLOW It doth so.
+
+FALSTAFF My devotion,--
+
+SHALLOW It doth, it doth, it doth.
+
+FALSTAFF As it were, to ride day and night; and not to
+ deliberate, not to remember, not to have patience
+ to shift me,--
+
+SHALLOW It is best, certain.
+
+FALSTAFF But to stand stained with travel, and sweating with
+ desire to see him; thinking of nothing else,
+ putting all affairs else in oblivion, as if there
+ were nothing else to be done but to see him.
+
+PISTOL 'Tis 'semper idem,' for 'obsque hoc nihil est:'
+ 'tis all in every part.
+
+SHALLOW 'Tis so, indeed.
+
+PISTOL My knight, I will inflame thy noble liver,
+ And make thee rage.
+ Thy Doll, and Helen of thy noble thoughts,
+ Is in base durance and contagious prison;
+ Haled thither
+ By most mechanical and dirty hand:
+ Rouse up revenge from ebon den with fell
+ Alecto's snake,
+ For Doll is in. Pistol speaks nought but truth.
+
+FALSTAFF I will deliver her.
+
+ [Shouts within, and the trumpets sound]
+
+PISTOL There roar'd the sea, and trumpet-clangor sounds.
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY V and his train, the Lord Chief-
+ Justice among them]
+
+FALSTAFF God save thy grace, King Hal! my royal Hal!
+
+PISTOL The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal imp of fame!
+
+FALSTAFF God save thee, my sweet boy!
+
+KING HENRY IV My lord chief-justice, speak to that vain man.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Have you your wits? know you what 'tis to speak?
+
+FALSTAFF My king! my Jove! I speak to thee, my heart!
+
+KING HENRY IV I know thee not, old man: fall to thy prayers;
+ How ill white hairs become a fool and jester!
+ I have long dream'd of such a kind of man,
+ So surfeit-swell'd, so old and so profane;
+ But, being awaked, I do despise my dream.
+ Make less thy body hence, and more thy grace;
+ Leave gormandizing; know the grave doth gape
+ For thee thrice wider than for other men.
+ Reply not to me with a fool-born jest:
+ Presume not that I am the thing I was;
+ For God doth know, so shall the world perceive,
+ That I have turn'd away my former self;
+ So will I those that kept me company.
+ When thou dost hear I am as I have been,
+ Approach me, and thou shalt be as thou wast,
+ The tutor and the feeder of my riots:
+ Till then, I banish thee, on pain of death,
+ As I have done the rest of my misleaders,
+ Not to come near our person by ten mile.
+ For competence of life I will allow you,
+ That lack of means enforce you not to evil:
+ And, as we hear you do reform yourselves,
+ We will, according to your strengths and qualities,
+ Give you advancement. Be it your charge, my lord,
+ To see perform'd the tenor of our word. Set on.
+
+ [Exeunt KING HENRY V, &c]
+
+FALSTAFF Master Shallow, I owe you a thousand pound.
+
+SHALLOW Yea, marry, Sir John; which I beseech you to let me
+ have home with me.
+
+FALSTAFF That can hardly be, Master Shallow. Do not you
+ grieve at this; I shall be sent for in private to
+ him: look you, he must seem thus to the world:
+ fear not your advancements; I will be the man yet
+ that shall make you great.
+
+SHALLOW I cannot well perceive how, unless you should give
+ me your doublet and stuff me out with straw. I
+ beseech you, good Sir John, let me have five hundred
+ of my thousand.
+
+FALSTAFF Sir, I will be as good as my word: this that you
+ heard was but a colour.
+
+SHALLOW A colour that I fear you will die in, Sir John.
+
+FALSTAFF Fear no colours: go with me to dinner: come,
+ Lieutenant Pistol; come, Bardolph: I shall be sent
+ for soon at night.
+
+ [Re-enter Prince John of LANCASTER, the Lord
+ Chief-Justice; Officers with them]
+
+Lord Chief-Justice Go, carry Sir John Falstaff to the Fleet:
+ Take all his company along with him.
+
+FALSTAFF My lord, my lord,--
+
+Lord Chief-Justice I cannot now speak: I will hear you soon.
+ Take them away.
+
+PISTOL Si fortune me tormenta, spero contenta.
+
+ [Exeunt all but PRINCE JOHN and the Lord
+ Chief-Justice]
+
+LANCASTER I like this fair proceeding of the king's:
+ He hath intent his wonted followers
+ Shall all be very well provided for;
+ But all are banish'd till their conversations
+ Appear more wise and modest to the world.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice And so they are.
+
+LANCASTER The king hath call'd his parliament, my lord.
+
+Lord Chief-Justice He hath.
+
+LANCASTER I will lay odds that, ere this year expire,
+ We bear our civil swords and native fire
+ As far as France: I beard a bird so sing,
+ Whose music, to my thinking, pleased the king.
+ Come, will you hence?
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY IV
+
+ EPILOGUE
+
+
+ [Spoken by a Dancer]
+
+ First my fear; then my courtesy; last my speech.
+ My fear is, your displeasure; my courtesy, my duty;
+ and my speech, to beg your pardons. If you look
+ for a good speech now, you undo me: for what I have
+ to say is of mine own making; and what indeed I
+ should say will, I doubt, prove mine own marring.
+ But to the purpose, and so to the venture. Be it
+ known to you, as it is very well, I was lately here
+ in the end of a displeasing play, to pray your
+ patience for it and to promise you a better. I
+ meant indeed to pay you with this; which, if like an
+ ill venture it come unluckily home, I break, and
+ you, my gentle creditors, lose. Here I promised you
+ I would be and here I commit my body to your
+ mercies: bate me some and I will pay you some and,
+ as most debtors do, promise you infinitely.
+
+ If my tongue cannot entreat you to acquit me, will
+ you command me to use my legs? and yet that were but
+ light payment, to dance out of your debt. But a
+ good conscience will make any possible satisfaction,
+ and so would I. All the gentlewomen here have
+ forgiven me: if the gentlemen will not, then the
+ gentlemen do not agree with the gentlewomen, which
+ was never seen before in such an assembly.
+
+ One word more, I beseech you. If you be not too
+ much cloyed with fat meat, our humble author will
+ continue the story, with Sir John in it, and make
+ you merry with fair Katharine of France: where, for
+ any thing I know, Falstaff shall die of a sweat,
+ unless already a' be killed with your hard
+ opinions; for Oldcastle died a martyr, and this is
+ not the man. My tongue is weary; when my legs are
+ too, I will bid you good night: and so kneel down
+ before you; but, indeed, to pray for the queen.
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+KING HENRY
+the Sixth (KING HENRY VI:)
+
+HUMPHREY Duke of Gloucester, his uncle. (GLOUCESTER:)
+
+CARDINAL BEAUFORT Bishop of Winchester, great-uncle to the King.
+ (CARDINAL:)
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Duke of York. (YORK:)
+
+
+EDWARD |
+ | his sons
+RICHARD |
+
+
+DUKE OF SOMERSET (SOMERSET:)
+
+DUKE OF SUFFOLK (SUFFOLK:)
+
+DUKE OF BUCKINGHAM (BUCKINGHAM:)
+
+LORD CLIFFORD (CLIFFORD:)
+
+YOUNG CLIFFORD his son.
+
+EARL OF SALISBURY (SALISBURY:)
+
+EARL OF WARWICK (WARWICK:)
+
+LORD SCALES (SCALES:)
+
+LORD SAY (SAY:)
+
+SIR HUMPHREY
+STAFFORD (SIR HUMPHREY:)
+
+WILLIAM STAFFORD Sir Humphrey Stafford's brother.
+
+SIR JOHN STANLEY (STANLEY:)
+
+VAUX:
+
+MATTHEW GOFFE:
+
+ A Sea-captain, (Captain:) Master, and Master's-Mate.
+
+WALTER WHITMORE:
+
+ Two Gentlemen, prisoners with Suffolk.
+ (First Gentleman:)
+ (Second Gentleman:)
+
+
+JOHN HUME (HUME:) |
+ | priests.
+JOHN SOUTHWELL |
+
+
+BOLINGBROKE a conjurer.
+
+THOMAS HORNER an armourer. (HORNER:)
+
+PETER Thomas Horner's man.
+
+ Clerk of Chatham. (Clerk:)
+
+ Mayor of Saint Alban's. (Mayor:)
+
+SIMPCOX an impostor.
+
+ALEXANDER IDEN a Kentish gentleman. (IDEN:)
+
+JACK CADE a rebel. (CADE:)
+
+
+GEORGE BEVIS (BEVIS:) |
+ |
+JOHN HOLLAND (HOLLAND:) |
+ |
+DICK the butcher (DICK:) |
+ | followers of Cade.
+SMITH the weaver (SMITH:) |
+ |
+MICHAEL (MICHAEL:) |
+ |
+&c. |
+
+
+ Two Murderers
+ (First Murderer:)
+ (Second Murderer:)
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Queen to King Henry.
+
+ELEANOR Duchess of Gloucester. (DUCHESS:)
+
+MARGARET JOURDAIN a witch.
+
+ Wife to Simpcox (Wife:)
+
+ Lords, Ladies, and Attendants. Petitioners,
+ Aldermen, a Herald, a Beadle, Sheriff, and
+ Officers, Citizens, 'Prentices, Falconers,
+ Guards, Soldiers, Messengers, &c.
+ (First Neighbour:)
+ (Second Neighbour:)
+ (Third Neighbour:)
+ (First Petitioner:)
+ (Second Petitioner:)
+ (Herald:)
+ (Beadle:)
+ (Sheriff:)
+ (Servant:)
+ (Soldier:)
+ (Townsman:)
+ (First 'Prentice:)
+ (Second 'Prentice:)
+ (Post:)
+ (Messenger:)
+
+ A Spirit. (Spirit:)
+
+
+
+SCENE England.
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Flourish of trumpets: then hautboys. Enter KING
+ HENRY VI, GLOUCESTER, SALISBURY, WARWICK, and
+ CARDINAL, on the one side; QUEEN MARGARET, SUFFOLK,
+ YORK, SOMERSET, and BUCKINGHAM, on the other]
+
+SUFFOLK As by your high imperial majesty
+ I had in charge at my depart for France,
+ As procurator to your excellence,
+ To marry Princess Margaret for your grace,
+ So, in the famous ancient city, Tours,
+ In presence of the Kings of France and Sicil,
+ The Dukes of Orleans, Calaber, Bretagne and Alencon,
+ Seven earls, twelve barons and twenty reverend bishops,
+ I have perform'd my task and was espoused:
+ And humbly now upon my bended knee,
+ In sight of England and her lordly peers,
+ Deliver up my title in the queen
+ To your most gracious hands, that are the substance
+ Of that great shadow I did represent;
+ The happiest gift that ever marquess gave,
+ The fairest queen that ever king received.
+
+KING HENRY VI Suffolk, arise. Welcome, Queen Margaret:
+ I can express no kinder sign of love
+ Than this kind kiss. O Lord, that lends me life,
+ Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness!
+ For thou hast given me in this beauteous face
+ A world of earthly blessings to my soul,
+ If sympathy of love unite our thoughts.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Great King of England and my gracious lord,
+ The mutual conference that my mind hath had,
+ By day, by night, waking and in my dreams,
+ In courtly company or at my beads,
+ With you, mine alder-liefest sovereign,
+ Makes me the bolder to salute my king
+ With ruder terms, such as my wit affords
+ And over-joy of heart doth minister.
+
+KING HENRY VI Her sight did ravish; but her grace in speech,
+ Her words y-clad with wisdom's majesty,
+ Makes me from wondering fall to weeping joys;
+ Such is the fulness of my heart's content.
+ Lords, with one cheerful voice welcome my love.
+
+ALL [Kneeling] Long live Queen Margaret, England's
+ happiness!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET We thank you all.
+
+ [Flourish]
+
+SUFFOLK My lord protector, so it please your grace,
+ Here are the articles of contracted peace
+ Between our sovereign and the French king Charles,
+ For eighteen months concluded by consent.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Reads] 'Imprimis, it is agreed between the French
+ king Charles, and William de la Pole, Marquess of
+ Suffolk, ambassador for Henry King of England, that
+ the said Henry shall espouse the Lady Margaret,
+ daughter unto Reignier King of Naples, Sicilia and
+ Jerusalem, and crown her Queen of England ere the
+ thirtieth of May next ensuing. Item, that the duchy
+ of Anjou and the county of Maine shall be released
+ and delivered to the king her father'--
+
+ [Lets the paper fall]
+
+KING HENRY VI Uncle, how now!
+
+GLOUCESTER Pardon me, gracious lord;
+ Some sudden qualm hath struck me at the heart
+ And dimm'd mine eyes, that I can read no further.
+
+KING HENRY VI Uncle of Winchester, I pray, read on.
+
+CARDINAL [Reads] 'Item, It is further agreed between them,
+ that the duchies of Anjou and Maine shall be
+ released and delivered over to the king her father,
+ and she sent over of the King of England's own
+ proper cost and charges, without having any dowry.'
+
+KING HENRY VI They please us well. Lord marquess, kneel down:
+ We here create thee the first duke of Suffolk,
+ And gird thee with the sword. Cousin of York,
+ We here discharge your grace from being regent
+ I' the parts of France, till term of eighteen months
+ Be full expired. Thanks, uncle Winchester,
+ Gloucester, York, Buckingham, Somerset,
+ Salisbury, and Warwick;
+ We thank you all for the great favour done,
+ In entertainment to my princely queen.
+ Come, let us in, and with all speed provide
+ To see her coronation be perform'd.
+
+ [Exeunt KING HENRY VI, QUEEN MARGARET, and SUFFOLK]
+
+GLOUCESTER Brave peers of England, pillars of the state,
+ To you Duke Humphrey must unload his grief,
+ Your grief, the common grief of all the land.
+ What! did my brother Henry spend his youth,
+ His valour, coin and people, in the wars?
+ Did he so often lodge in open field,
+ In winter's cold and summer's parching heat,
+ To conquer France, his true inheritance?
+ And did my brother Bedford toil his wits,
+ To keep by policy what Henry got?
+ Have you yourselves, Somerset, Buckingham,
+ Brave York, Salisbury, and victorious Warwick,
+ Received deep scars in France and Normandy?
+ Or hath mine uncle Beaufort and myself,
+ With all the learned council of the realm,
+ Studied so long, sat in the council-house
+ Early and late, debating to and fro
+ How France and Frenchmen might be kept in awe,
+ And had his highness in his infancy
+ Crowned in Paris in despite of foes?
+ And shall these labours and these honours die?
+ Shall Henry's conquest, Bedford's vigilance,
+ Your deeds of war and all our counsel die?
+ O peers of England, shameful is this league!
+ Fatal this marriage, cancelling your fame,
+ Blotting your names from books of memory,
+ Razing the characters of your renown,
+ Defacing monuments of conquer'd France,
+ Undoing all, as all had never been!
+
+CARDINAL Nephew, what means this passionate discourse,
+ This peroration with such circumstance?
+ For France, 'tis ours; and we will keep it still.
+
+GLOUCESTER Ay, uncle, we will keep it, if we can;
+ But now it is impossible we should:
+ Suffolk, the new-made duke that rules the roast,
+ Hath given the duchy of Anjou and Maine
+ Unto the poor King Reignier, whose large style
+ Agrees not with the leanness of his purse.
+
+SALISBURY Now, by the death of Him that died for all,
+ These counties were the keys of Normandy.
+ But wherefore weeps Warwick, my valiant son?
+
+WARWICK For grief that they are past recovery:
+ For, were there hope to conquer them again,
+ My sword should shed hot blood, mine eyes no tears.
+ Anjou and Maine! myself did win them both;
+ Those provinces these arms of mine did conquer:
+ And are the cities, that I got with wounds,
+ Delivered up again with peaceful words?
+ Mort Dieu!
+
+YORK For Suffolk's duke, may he be suffocate,
+ That dims the honour of this warlike isle!
+ France should have torn and rent my very heart,
+ Before I would have yielded to this league.
+ I never read but England's kings have had
+ Large sums of gold and dowries with their wives:
+ And our King Henry gives away his own,
+ To match with her that brings no vantages.
+
+GLOUCESTER A proper jest, and never heard before,
+ That Suffolk should demand a whole fifteenth
+ For costs and charges in transporting her!
+ She should have stayed in France and starved
+ in France, Before--
+
+CARDINAL My Lord of Gloucester, now ye grow too hot:
+ It was the pleasure of my lord the King.
+
+GLOUCESTER My Lord of Winchester, I know your mind;
+ 'Tis not my speeches that you do mislike,
+ But 'tis my presence that doth trouble ye.
+ Rancour will out: proud prelate, in thy face
+ I see thy fury: if I longer stay,
+ We shall begin our ancient bickerings.
+ Lordings, farewell; and say, when I am gone,
+ I prophesied France will be lost ere long.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CARDINAL So, there goes our protector in a rage.
+ 'Tis known to you he is mine enemy,
+ Nay, more, an enemy unto you all,
+ And no great friend, I fear me, to the king.
+ Consider, lords, he is the next of blood,
+ And heir apparent to the English crown:
+ Had Henry got an empire by his marriage,
+ And all the wealthy kingdoms of the west,
+ There's reason he should be displeased at it.
+ Look to it, lords! let not his smoothing words
+ Bewitch your hearts; be wise and circumspect.
+ What though the common people favour him,
+ Calling him 'Humphrey, the good Duke of
+ Gloucester,'
+ Clapping their hands, and crying with loud voice,
+ 'Jesu maintain your royal excellence!'
+ With 'God preserve the good Duke Humphrey!'
+ I fear me, lords, for all this flattering gloss,
+ He will be found a dangerous protector.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Why should he, then, protect our sovereign,
+ He being of age to govern of himself?
+ Cousin of Somerset, join you with me,
+ And all together, with the Duke of Suffolk,
+ We'll quickly hoise Duke Humphrey from his seat.
+
+CARDINAL This weighty business will not brook delay:
+ I'll to the Duke of Suffolk presently.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SOMERSET Cousin of Buckingham, though Humphrey's pride
+ And greatness of his place be grief to us,
+ Yet let us watch the haughty cardinal:
+ His insolence is more intolerable
+ Than all the princes in the land beside:
+ If Gloucester be displaced, he'll be protector.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Or thou or I, Somerset, will be protector,
+ Despite Duke Humphrey or the cardinal.
+
+ [Exeunt BUCKINGHAM and SOMERSET]
+
+SALISBURY Pride went before, ambition follows him.
+ While these do labour for their own preferment,
+ Behoves it us to labour for the realm.
+ I never saw but Humphrey Duke of Gloucester
+ Did bear him like a noble gentleman.
+ Oft have I seen the haughty cardinal,
+ More like a soldier than a man o' the church,
+ As stout and proud as he were lord of all,
+ Swear like a ruffian and demean himself
+ Unlike the ruler of a commonweal.
+ Warwick, my son, the comfort of my age,
+ Thy deeds, thy plainness and thy housekeeping,
+ Hath won the greatest favour of the commons,
+ Excepting none but good Duke Humphrey:
+ And, brother York, thy acts in Ireland,
+ In bringing them to civil discipline,
+ Thy late exploits done in the heart of France,
+ When thou wert regent for our sovereign,
+ Have made thee fear'd and honour'd of the people:
+ Join we together, for the public good,
+ In what we can, to bridle and suppress
+ The pride of Suffolk and the cardinal,
+ With Somerset's and Buckingham's ambition;
+ And, as we may, cherish Duke Humphrey's deeds,
+ While they do tend the profit of the land.
+
+WARWICK So God help Warwick, as he loves the land,
+ And common profit of his country!
+
+YORK [Aside] And so says York, for he hath greatest cause.
+
+SALISBURY Then let's make haste away, and look unto the main.
+
+WARWICK Unto the main! O father, Maine is lost;
+ That Maine which by main force Warwick did win,
+ And would have kept so long as breath did last!
+ Main chance, father, you meant; but I meant Maine,
+ Which I will win from France, or else be slain,
+
+ [Exeunt WARWICK and SALISBURY]
+
+YORK Anjou and Maine are given to the French;
+ Paris is lost; the state of Normandy
+ Stands on a tickle point, now they are gone:
+ Suffolk concluded on the articles,
+ The peers agreed, and Henry was well pleased
+ To change two dukedoms for a duke's fair daughter.
+ I cannot blame them all: what is't to them?
+ 'Tis thine they give away, and not their own.
+ Pirates may make cheap pennyworths of their pillage
+ And purchase friends and give to courtezans,
+ Still revelling like lords till all be gone;
+ While as the silly owner of the goods
+ Weeps over them and wrings his hapless hands
+ And shakes his head and trembling stands aloof,
+ While all is shared and all is borne away,
+ Ready to starve and dare not touch his own:
+ So York must sit and fret and bite his tongue,
+ While his own lands are bargain'd for and sold.
+ Methinks the realms of England, France and Ireland
+ Bear that proportion to my flesh and blood
+ As did the fatal brand Althaea burn'd
+ Unto the prince's heart of Calydon.
+ Anjou and Maine both given unto the French!
+ Cold news for me, for I had hope of France,
+ Even as I have of fertile England's soil.
+ A day will come when York shall claim his own;
+ And therefore I will take the Nevils' parts
+ And make a show of love to proud Duke Humphrey,
+ And, when I spy advantage, claim the crown,
+ For that's the golden mark I seek to hit:
+ Nor shall proud Lancaster usurp my right,
+ Nor hold the sceptre in his childish fist,
+ Nor wear the diadem upon his head,
+ Whose church-like humours fits not for a crown.
+ Then, York, be still awhile, till time do serve:
+ Watch thou and wake when others be asleep,
+ To pry into the secrets of the state;
+ Till Henry, surfeiting in joys of love,
+ With his new bride and England's dear-bought queen,
+ And Humphrey with the peers be fall'n at jars:
+ Then will I raise aloft the milk-white rose,
+ With whose sweet smell the air shall be perfumed;
+ And in my standard bear the arms of York
+ To grapple with the house of Lancaster;
+ And, force perforce, I'll make him yield the crown,
+ Whose bookish rule hath pull'd fair England down.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II GLOUCESTER'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER and his DUCHESS]
+
+DUCHESS Why droops my lord, like over-ripen'd corn,
+ Hanging the head at Ceres' plenteous load?
+ Why doth the great Duke Humphrey knit his brows,
+ As frowning at the favours of the world?
+ Why are thine eyes fixed to the sullen earth,
+ Gazing on that which seems to dim thy sight?
+ What seest thou there? King Henry's diadem,
+ Enchased with all the honours of the world?
+ If so, gaze on, and grovel on thy face,
+ Until thy head be circled with the same.
+ Put forth thy hand, reach at the glorious gold.
+ What, is't too short? I'll lengthen it with mine:
+ And, having both together heaved it up,
+ We'll both together lift our heads to heaven,
+ And never more abase our sight so low
+ As to vouchsafe one glance unto the ground.
+
+GLOUCESTER O Nell, sweet Nell, if thou dost love thy lord,
+ Banish the canker of ambitious thoughts.
+ And may that thought, when I imagine ill
+ Against my king and nephew, virtuous Henry,
+ Be my last breathing in this mortal world!
+ My troublous dream this night doth make me sad.
+
+DUCHESS What dream'd my lord? tell me, and I'll requite it
+ With sweet rehearsal of my morning's dream.
+
+GLOUCESTER Methought this staff, mine office-badge in court,
+ Was broke in twain; by whom I have forgot,
+ But, as I think, it was by the cardinal;
+ And on the pieces of the broken wand
+ Were placed the heads of Edmund Duke of Somerset,
+ And William de la Pole, first duke of Suffolk.
+ This was my dream: what it doth bode, God knows.
+
+DUCHESS Tut, this was nothing but an argument
+ That he that breaks a stick of Gloucester's grove
+ Shall lose his head for his presumption.
+ But list to me, my Humphrey, my sweet duke:
+ Methought I sat in seat of majesty
+ In the cathedral church of Westminster,
+ And in that chair where kings and queens are crown'd;
+ Where Henry and dame Margaret kneel'd to me
+ And on my head did set the diadem.
+
+GLOUCESTER Nay, Eleanor, then must I chide outright:
+ Presumptuous dame, ill-nurtured Eleanor,
+ Art thou not second woman in the realm,
+ And the protector's wife, beloved of him?
+ Hast thou not worldly pleasure at command,
+ Above the reach or compass of thy thought?
+ And wilt thou still be hammering treachery,
+ To tumble down thy husband and thyself
+ From top of honour to disgrace's feet?
+ Away from me, and let me hear no more!
+
+DUCHESS What, what, my lord! are you so choleric
+ With Eleanor, for telling but her dream?
+ Next time I'll keep my dreams unto myself,
+ And not be cheque'd.
+
+GLOUCESTER Nay, be not angry; I am pleased again.
+
+ [Enter Messenger]
+
+Messenger My lord protector, 'tis his highness' pleasure
+ You do prepare to ride unto Saint Alban's,
+ Where as the king and queen do mean to hawk.
+
+GLOUCESTER I go. Come, Nell, thou wilt ride with us?
+
+DUCHESS Yes, my good lord, I'll follow presently.
+
+ [Exeunt GLOUCESTER and Messenger]
+
+ Follow I must; I cannot go before,
+ While Gloucester bears this base and humble mind.
+ Were I a man, a duke, and next of blood,
+ I would remove these tedious stumbling-blocks
+ And smooth my way upon their headless necks;
+ And, being a woman, I will not be slack
+ To play my part in Fortune's pageant.
+ Where are you there? Sir John! nay, fear not, man,
+ We are alone; here's none but thee and I.
+
+ [Enter HUME]
+
+HUME Jesus preserve your royal majesty!
+
+DUCHESS What say'st thou? majesty! I am but grace.
+
+HUME But, by the grace of God, and Hume's advice,
+ Your grace's title shall be multiplied.
+
+DUCHESS What say'st thou, man? hast thou as yet conferr'd
+ With Margery Jourdain, the cunning witch,
+ With Roger Bolingbroke, the conjurer?
+ And will they undertake to do me good?
+
+HUME This they have promised, to show your highness
+ A spirit raised from depth of under-ground,
+ That shall make answer to such questions
+ As by your grace shall be propounded him.
+
+DUCHESS It is enough; I'll think upon the questions:
+ When from St. Alban's we do make return,
+ We'll see these things effected to the full.
+ Here, Hume, take this reward; make merry, man,
+ With thy confederates in this weighty cause.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HUME Hume must make merry with the duchess' gold;
+ Marry, and shall. But how now, Sir John Hume!
+ Seal up your lips, and give no words but mum:
+ The business asketh silent secrecy.
+ Dame Eleanor gives gold to bring the witch:
+ Gold cannot come amiss, were she a devil.
+ Yet have I gold flies from another coast;
+ I dare not say, from the rich cardinal
+ And from the great and new-made Duke of Suffolk,
+ Yet I do find it so; for to be plain,
+ They, knowing Dame Eleanor's aspiring humour,
+ Have hired me to undermine the duchess
+ And buz these conjurations in her brain.
+ They say 'A crafty knave does need no broker;'
+ Yet am I Suffolk and the cardinal's broker.
+ Hume, if you take not heed, you shall go near
+ To call them both a pair of crafty knaves.
+ Well, so it stands; and thus, I fear, at last
+ Hume's knavery will be the duchess' wreck,
+ And her attainture will be Humphrey's fall:
+ Sort how it will, I shall have gold for all.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter three or four Petitioners, PETER, the
+ Armourer's man, being one]
+
+First Petitioner My masters, let's stand close: my lord protector
+ will come this way by and by, and then we may deliver
+ our supplications in the quill.
+
+Second Petitioner Marry, the Lord protect him, for he's a good man!
+ Jesu bless him!
+
+ [Enter SUFFOLK and QUEEN MARGARET]
+
+PETER Here a' comes, methinks, and the queen with him.
+ I'll be the first, sure.
+
+Second Petitioner Come back, fool; this is the Duke of Suffolk, and
+ not my lord protector.
+
+SUFFOLK How now, fellow! would'st anything with me?
+
+First Petitioner I pray, my lord, pardon me; I took ye for my lord
+ protector.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET [Reading] 'To my Lord Protector!' Are your
+ supplications to his lordship? Let me see them:
+ what is thine?
+
+First Petitioner Mine is, an't please your grace, against John
+ Goodman, my lord cardinal's man, for keeping my
+ house, and lands, and wife and all, from me.
+
+SUFFOLK Thy wife, too! that's some wrong, indeed. What's
+ yours? What's here!
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'Against the Duke of Suffolk, for enclosing the
+ commons of Melford.' How now, sir knave!
+
+Second Petitioner Alas, sir, I am but a poor petitioner of our whole township.
+
+PETER [Giving his petition] Against my master, Thomas
+ Horner, for saying that the Duke of York was rightful
+ heir to the crown.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET What sayst thou? did the Duke of York say he was
+ rightful heir to the crown?
+
+PETER That my master was? no, forsooth: my master said
+ that he was, and that the king was an usurper.
+
+SUFFOLK Who is there?
+
+ [Enter Servant]
+
+ Take this fellow in, and send for
+ his master with a pursuivant presently: we'll hear
+ more of your matter before the King.
+
+ [Exit Servant with PETER]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET And as for you, that love to be protected
+ Under the wings of our protector's grace,
+ Begin your suits anew, and sue to him.
+
+ [Tears the supplication]
+
+ Away, base cullions! Suffolk, let them go.
+
+ALL Come, let's be gone.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET My Lord of Suffolk, say, is this the guise,
+ Is this the fashion in the court of England?
+ Is this the government of Britain's isle,
+ And this the royalty of Albion's king?
+ What shall King Henry be a pupil still
+ Under the surly Gloucester's governance?
+ Am I a queen in title and in style,
+ And must be made a subject to a duke?
+ I tell thee, Pole, when in the city Tours
+ Thou ran'st a tilt in honour of my love
+ And stolest away the ladies' hearts of France,
+ I thought King Henry had resembled thee
+ In courage, courtship and proportion:
+ But all his mind is bent to holiness,
+ To number Ave-Maries on his beads;
+ His champions are the prophets and apostles,
+ His weapons holy saws of sacred writ,
+ His study is his tilt-yard, and his loves
+ Are brazen images of canonized saints.
+ I would the college of the cardinals
+ Would choose him pope, and carry him to Rome,
+ And set the triple crown upon his head:
+ That were a state fit for his holiness.
+
+SUFFOLK Madam, be patient: as I was cause
+ Your highness came to England, so will I
+ In England work your grace's full content.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Beside the haughty protector, have we Beaufort,
+ The imperious churchman, Somerset, Buckingham,
+ And grumbling York: and not the least of these
+ But can do more in England than the king.
+
+SUFFOLK And he of these that can do most of all
+ Cannot do more in England than the Nevils:
+ Salisbury and Warwick are no simple peers.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Not all these lords do vex me half so much
+ As that proud dame, the lord protector's wife.
+ She sweeps it through the court with troops of ladies,
+ More like an empress than Duke Humphrey's wife:
+ Strangers in court do take her for the queen:
+ She bears a duke's revenues on her back,
+ And in her heart she scorns our poverty:
+ Shall I not live to be avenged on her?
+ Contemptuous base-born callet as she is,
+ She vaunted 'mongst her minions t'other day,
+ The very train of her worst wearing gown
+ Was better worth than all my father's lands,
+ Till Suffolk gave two dukedoms for his daughter.
+
+SUFFOLK Madam, myself have limed a bush for her,
+ And placed a quire of such enticing birds,
+ That she will light to listen to the lays,
+ And never mount to trouble you again.
+ So, let her rest: and, madam, list to me;
+ For I am bold to counsel you in this.
+ Although we fancy not the cardinal,
+ Yet must we join with him and with the lords,
+ Till we have brought Duke Humphrey in disgrace.
+ As for the Duke of York, this late complaint
+ Will make but little for his benefit.
+ So, one by one, we'll weed them all at last,
+ And you yourself shall steer the happy helm.
+
+ [Sound a sennet. Enter KING HENRY VI, GLOUCESTER,
+ CARDINAL, BUCKINGHAM, YORK, SOMERSET, SALISBURY,
+ WARWICK, and the DUCHESS]
+
+KING HENRY VI For my part, noble lords, I care not which;
+ Or Somerset or York, all's one to me.
+
+YORK If York have ill demean'd himself in France,
+ Then let him be denay'd the regentship.
+
+SOMERSET If Somerset be unworthy of the place,
+ Let York be regent; I will yield to him.
+
+WARWICK Whether your grace be worthy, yea or no,
+ Dispute not that: York is the worthier.
+
+CARDINAL Ambitious Warwick, let thy betters speak.
+
+WARWICK The cardinal's not my better in the field.
+
+BUCKINGHAM All in this presence are thy betters, Warwick.
+
+WARWICK Warwick may live to be the best of all.
+
+SALISBURY Peace, son! and show some reason, Buckingham,
+ Why Somerset should be preferred in this.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Because the king, forsooth, will have it so.
+
+GLOUCESTER Madam, the king is old enough himself
+ To give his censure: these are no women's matters.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET If he be old enough, what needs your grace
+ To be protector of his excellence?
+
+GLOUCESTER Madam, I am protector of the realm;
+ And, at his pleasure, will resign my place.
+
+SUFFOLK Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
+ Since thou wert king--as who is king but thou?--
+ The commonwealth hath daily run to wreck;
+ The Dauphin hath prevail'd beyond the seas;
+ And all the peers and nobles of the realm
+ Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
+
+CARDINAL The commons hast thou rack'd; the clergy's bags
+ Are lank and lean with thy extortions.
+
+SOMERSET Thy sumptuous buildings and thy wife's attire
+ Have cost a mass of public treasury.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Thy cruelty in execution
+ Upon offenders, hath exceeded law,
+ And left thee to the mercy of the law.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET They sale of offices and towns in France,
+ If they were known, as the suspect is great,
+ Would make thee quickly hop without thy head.
+
+ [Exit GLOUCESTER. QUEEN MARGARET drops her fan]
+
+ Give me my fan: what, minion! can ye not?
+
+ [She gives the DUCHESS a box on the ear]
+
+ I cry you mercy, madam; was it you?
+
+DUCHESS Was't I! yea, I it was, proud Frenchwoman:
+ Could I come near your beauty with my nails,
+ I'd set my ten commandments in your face.
+
+KING HENRY VI Sweet aunt, be quiet; 'twas against her will.
+
+DUCHESS Against her will! good king, look to't in time;
+ She'll hamper thee, and dandle thee like a baby:
+ Though in this place most master wear no breeches,
+ She shall not strike Dame Eleanor unrevenged.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BUCKINGHAM Lord cardinal, I will follow Eleanor,
+ And listen after Humphrey, how he proceeds:
+ She's tickled now; her fume needs no spurs,
+ She'll gallop far enough to her destruction.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter GLOUCESTER]
+
+GLOUCESTER Now, lords, my choler being over-blown
+ With walking once about the quadrangle,
+ I come to talk of commonwealth affairs.
+ As for your spiteful false objections,
+ Prove them, and I lie open to the law:
+ But God in mercy so deal with my soul,
+ As I in duty love my king and country!
+ But, to the matter that we have in hand:
+ I say, my sovereign, York is meetest man
+ To be your regent in the realm of France.
+
+SUFFOLK Before we make election, give me leave
+ To show some reason, of no little force,
+ That York is most unmeet of any man.
+
+YORK I'll tell thee, Suffolk, why I am unmeet:
+ First, for I cannot flatter thee in pride;
+ Next, if I be appointed for the place,
+ My Lord of Somerset will keep me here,
+ Without discharge, money, or furniture,
+ Till France be won into the Dauphin's hands:
+ Last time, I danced attendance on his will
+ Till Paris was besieged, famish'd, and lost.
+
+WARWICK That can I witness; and a fouler fact
+ Did never traitor in the land commit.
+
+SUFFOLK Peace, headstrong Warwick!
+
+WARWICK Image of pride, why should I hold my peace?
+
+ [Enter HORNER, the Armourer, and his man
+ PETER, guarded]
+
+SUFFOLK Because here is a man accused of treason:
+ Pray God the Duke of York excuse himself!
+
+YORK Doth any one accuse York for a traitor?
+
+KING HENRY VI What mean'st thou, Suffolk; tell me, what are these?
+
+SUFFOLK Please it your majesty, this is the man
+ That doth accuse his master of high treason:
+ His words were these: that Richard, Duke of York,
+ Was rightful heir unto the English crown
+ And that your majesty was a usurper.
+
+KING HENRY VI Say, man, were these thy words?
+
+HORNER An't shall please your majesty, I never said nor
+ thought any such matter: God is my witness, I am
+ falsely accused by the villain.
+
+PETER By these ten bones, my lords, he did speak them to
+ me in the garret one night, as we were scouring my
+ Lord of York's armour.
+
+YORK Base dunghill villain and mechanical,
+ I'll have thy head for this thy traitor's speech.
+ I do beseech your royal majesty,
+ Let him have all the rigor of the law.
+
+HORNER Alas, my lord, hang me, if ever I spake the words.
+ My accuser is my 'prentice; and when I did correct
+ him for his fault the other day, he did vow upon his
+ knees he would be even with me: I have good
+ witness of this: therefore I beseech your majesty,
+ do not cast away an honest man for a villain's
+ accusation.
+
+KING HENRY VI Uncle, what shall we say to this in law?
+
+GLOUCESTER This doom, my lord, if I may judge:
+ Let Somerset be regent over the French,
+ Because in York this breeds suspicion:
+ And let these have a day appointed them
+ For single combat in convenient place,
+ For he hath witness of his servant's malice:
+ This is the law, and this Duke Humphrey's doom.
+
+SOMERSET I humbly thank your royal majesty.
+
+HORNER And I accept the combat willingly.
+
+PETER Alas, my lord, I cannot fight; for God's sake, pity
+ my case. The spite of man prevaileth against me. O
+ Lord, have mercy upon me! I shall never be able to
+ fight a blow. O Lord, my heart!
+
+GLOUCESTER Sirrah, or you must fight, or else be hang'd.
+
+KING HENRY VI Away with them to prison; and the day of combat
+ shall be the last of the next month. Come,
+ Somerset, we'll see thee sent away.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV GLOUCESTER's garden.
+
+
+ [Enter MARGARET JOURDAIN, HUME, SOUTHWELL, and
+ BOLINGBROKE]
+
+HUME Come, my masters; the duchess, I tell you, expects
+ performance of your promises.
+
+BOLINGBROKE Master Hume, we are therefore provided: will her
+ ladyship behold and hear our exorcisms?
+
+HUME Ay, what else? fear you not her courage.
+
+BOLINGBROKE I have heard her reported to be a woman of an
+ invincible spirit: but it shall be convenient,
+ Master Hume, that you be by her aloft, while we be
+ busy below; and so, I pray you, go, in God's name,
+ and leave us.
+
+ [Exit HUME]
+
+ Mother Jourdain, be you
+ prostrate and grovel on the earth; John Southwell,
+ read you; and let us to our work.
+
+ [Enter the DUCHESS aloft, HUME following]
+
+DUCHESS Well said, my masters; and welcome all. To this
+ gear the sooner the better.
+
+BOLINGBROKE Patience, good lady; wizards know their times:
+ Deep night, dark night, the silent of the night,
+ The time of night when Troy was set on fire;
+ The time when screech-owls cry and ban-dogs howl,
+ And spirits walk and ghosts break up their graves,
+ That time best fits the work we have in hand.
+ Madam, sit you and fear not: whom we raise,
+ We will make fast within a hallow'd verge.
+
+ [Here they do the ceremonies belonging, and make the
+ circle; BOLINGBROKE or SOUTHWELL reads, Conjuro te,
+ &c. It thunders and lightens terribly; then the
+ Spirit riseth]
+
+Spirit Adsum.
+
+MARGARET JOURDAIN Asmath,
+ By the eternal God, whose name and power
+ Thou tremblest at, answer that I shall ask;
+ For, till thou speak, thou shalt not pass from hence.
+
+Spirit Ask what thou wilt. That I had said and done!
+
+BOLINGBROKE 'First of the king: what shall of him become?'
+
+ [Reading out of a paper]
+
+Spirit The duke yet lives that Henry shall depose;
+ But him outlive, and die a violent death.
+
+ [As the Spirit speaks, SOUTHWELL writes the answer]
+
+BOLINGBROKE 'What fates await the Duke of Suffolk?'
+
+Spirit By water shall he die, and take his end.
+
+BOLINGBROKE 'What shall befall the Duke of Somerset?'
+
+Spirit Let him shun castles;
+ Safer shall he be upon the sandy plains
+ Than where castles mounted stand.
+ Have done, for more I hardly can endure.
+
+BOLINGBROKE Descend to darkness and the burning lake!
+ False fiend, avoid!
+
+ [Thunder and lightning. Exit Spirit]
+
+ [Enter YORK and BUCKINGHAM with their Guard
+ and break in]
+
+YORK Lay hands upon these traitors and their trash.
+ Beldam, I think we watch'd you at an inch.
+ What, madam, are you there? the king and commonweal
+ Are deeply indebted for this piece of pains:
+ My lord protector will, I doubt it not,
+ See you well guerdon'd for these good deserts.
+
+DUCHESS Not half so bad as thine to England's king,
+ Injurious duke, that threatest where's no cause.
+
+BUCKINGHAM True, madam, none at all: what call you this?
+ Away with them! let them be clapp'd up close.
+ And kept asunder. You, madam, shall with us.
+ Stafford, take her to thee.
+
+ [Exeunt above DUCHESS and HUME, guarded]
+
+ We'll see your trinkets here all forthcoming.
+ All, away!
+
+ [Exeunt guard with MARGARET JOURDAIN, SOUTHWELL, &c]
+
+YORK Lord Buckingham, methinks, you watch'd her well:
+ A pretty plot, well chosen to build upon!
+ Now, pray, my lord, let's see the devil's writ.
+ What have we here?
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'The duke yet lives, that Henry shall depose;
+ But him outlive, and die a violent death.'
+ Why, this is just
+ 'Aio te, AEacida, Romanos vincere posse.'
+ Well, to the rest:
+ 'Tell me what fate awaits the Duke of Suffolk?
+ By water shall he die, and take his end.
+ What shall betide the Duke of Somerset?
+ Let him shun castles;
+ Safer shall he be upon the sandy plains
+ Than where castles mounted stand.'
+ Come, come, my lords;
+ These oracles are hardly attain'd,
+ And hardly understood.
+ The king is now in progress towards Saint Alban's,
+ With him the husband of this lovely lady:
+ Thither go these news, as fast as horse can
+ carry them:
+ A sorry breakfast for my lord protector.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Your grace shall give me leave, my Lord of York,
+ To be the post, in hope of his reward.
+
+YORK At your pleasure, my good lord. Who's within
+ there, ho!
+
+ [Enter a Servingman]
+
+ Invite my Lords of Salisbury and Warwick
+ To sup with me to-morrow night. Away!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Saint Alban's.
+
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY VI, QUEEN MARGARET, GLOUCESTER,
+ CARDINAL, and SUFFOLK, with Falconers halloing]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Believe me, lords, for flying at the brook,
+ I saw not better sport these seven years' day:
+ Yet, by your leave, the wind was very high;
+ And, ten to one, old Joan had not gone out.
+
+KING HENRY VI But what a point, my lord, your falcon made,
+ And what a pitch she flew above the rest!
+ To see how God in all his creatures works!
+ Yea, man and birds are fain of climbing high.
+
+SUFFOLK No marvel, an it like your majesty,
+ My lord protector's hawks do tower so well;
+ They know their master loves to be aloft,
+ And bears his thoughts above his falcon's pitch.
+
+GLOUCESTER My lord, 'tis but a base ignoble mind
+ That mounts no higher than a bird can soar.
+
+CARDINAL I thought as much; he would be above the clouds.
+
+GLOUCESTER Ay, my lord cardinal? how think you by that?
+ Were it not good your grace could fly to heaven?
+
+KING HENRY VI The treasury of everlasting joy.
+
+CARDINAL Thy heaven is on earth; thine eyes and thoughts
+ Beat on a crown, the treasure of thy heart;
+ Pernicious protector, dangerous peer,
+ That smooth'st it so with king and commonweal!
+
+GLOUCESTER What, cardinal, is your priesthood grown peremptory?
+ Tantaene animis coelestibus irae?
+ Churchmen so hot? good uncle, hide such malice;
+ With such holiness can you do it?
+
+SUFFOLK No malice, sir; no more than well becomes
+ So good a quarrel and so bad a peer.
+
+GLOUCESTER As who, my lord?
+
+SUFFOLK Why, as you, my lord,
+ An't like your lordly lord-protectorship.
+
+GLOUCESTER Why, Suffolk, England knows thine insolence.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET And thy ambition, Gloucester.
+
+KING HENRY VI I prithee, peace, good queen,
+ And whet not on these furious peers;
+ For blessed are the peacemakers on earth.
+
+CARDINAL Let me be blessed for the peace I make,
+ Against this proud protector, with my sword!
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CARDINAL] Faith, holy uncle, would
+ 'twere come to that!
+
+CARDINAL [Aside to GLOUCESTER] Marry, when thou darest.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CARDINAL] Make up no factious
+ numbers for the matter;
+ In thine own person answer thy abuse.
+
+CARDINAL [Aside to GLOUCESTER] Ay, where thou darest
+ not peep: an if thou darest,
+ This evening, on the east side of the grove.
+
+KING HENRY VI How now, my lords!
+
+CARDINAL Believe me, cousin Gloucester,
+ Had not your man put up the fowl so suddenly,
+ We had had more sport.
+
+ [Aside to GLOUCESTER]
+
+ Come with thy two-hand sword.
+
+GLOUCESTER True, uncle.
+
+CARDINAL [Aside to GLOUCESTER] Are ye advised? the
+ east side of the grove?
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CARDINAL] Cardinal, I am with you.
+
+KING HENRY VI Why, how now, uncle Gloucester!
+
+GLOUCESTER Talking of hawking; nothing else, my lord.
+
+ [Aside to CARDINAL]
+
+ Now, by God's mother, priest, I'll shave your crown for this,
+ Or all my fence shall fail.
+
+CARDINAL [Aside to GLOUCESTER] Medice, teipsum--
+ Protector, see to't well, protect yourself.
+
+KING HENRY VI The winds grow high; so do your stomachs, lords.
+ How irksome is this music to my heart!
+ When such strings jar, what hope of harmony?
+ I pray, my lords, let me compound this strife.
+
+ [Enter a Townsman of Saint Alban's, crying 'A miracle!']
+
+GLOUCESTER What means this noise?
+ Fellow, what miracle dost thou proclaim?
+
+Townsman A miracle! a miracle!
+
+SUFFOLK Come to the king and tell him what miracle.
+
+Townsman Forsooth, a blind man at Saint Alban's shrine,
+ Within this half-hour, hath received his sight;
+ A man that ne'er saw in his life before.
+
+KING HENRY VI Now, God be praised, that to believing souls
+ Gives light in darkness, comfort in despair!
+
+ [Enter the Mayor of Saint Alban's and his
+ brethren, bearing SIMPCOX, between two in a
+ chair, SIMPCOX's Wife following]
+
+CARDINAL Here comes the townsmen on procession,
+ To present your highness with the man.
+
+KING HENRY VI Great is his comfort in this earthly vale,
+ Although by his sight his sin be multiplied.
+
+GLOUCESTER Stand by, my masters: bring him near the king;
+ His highness' pleasure is to talk with him.
+
+KING HENRY VI Good fellow, tell us here the circumstance,
+ That we for thee may glorify the Lord.
+ What, hast thou been long blind and now restored?
+
+SIMPCOX Born blind, an't please your grace.
+
+Wife Ay, indeed, was he.
+
+SUFFOLK What woman is this?
+
+Wife His wife, an't like your worship.
+
+GLOUCESTER Hadst thou been his mother, thou couldst have
+ better told.
+
+KING HENRY VI Where wert thou born?
+
+SIMPCOX At Berwick in the north, an't like your grace.
+
+KING HENRY VI Poor soul, God's goodness hath been great to thee:
+ Let never day nor night unhallow'd pass,
+ But still remember what the Lord hath done.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Tell me, good fellow, camest thou here by chance,
+ Or of devotion, to this holy shrine?
+
+SIMPCOX God knows, of pure devotion; being call'd
+ A hundred times and oftener, in my sleep,
+ By good Saint Alban; who said, 'Simpcox, come,
+ Come, offer at my shrine, and I will help thee.'
+
+Wife Most true, forsooth; and many time and oft
+ Myself have heard a voice to call him so.
+
+CARDINAL What, art thou lame?
+
+SIMPCOX Ay, God Almighty help me!
+
+SUFFOLK How camest thou so?
+
+SIMPCOX A fall off of a tree.
+
+Wife A plum-tree, master.
+
+GLOUCESTER How long hast thou been blind?
+
+SIMPCOX Born so, master.
+
+GLOUCESTER What, and wouldst climb a tree?
+
+SIMPCOX But that in all my life, when I was a youth.
+
+Wife Too true; and bought his climbing very dear.
+
+GLOUCESTER Mass, thou lovedst plums well, that wouldst
+ venture so.
+
+SIMPCOX Alas, good master, my wife desired some damsons,
+ And made me climb, with danger of my life.
+
+GLOUCESTER A subtle knave! but yet it shall not serve.
+ Let me see thine eyes: wink now: now open them:
+ In my opinion yet thou seest not well.
+
+SIMPCOX Yes, master, clear as day, I thank God and
+ Saint Alban.
+
+GLOUCESTER Say'st thou me so? What colour is this cloak of?
+
+SIMPCOX Red, master; red as blood.
+
+GLOUCESTER Why, that's well said. What colour is my gown of?
+
+SIMPCOX Black, forsooth: coal-black as jet.
+
+KING HENRY VI Why, then, thou know'st what colour jet is of?
+
+SUFFOLK And yet, I think, jet did he never see.
+
+GLOUCESTER But cloaks and gowns, before this day, a many.
+
+Wife Never, before this day, in all his life.
+
+GLOUCESTER Tell me, sirrah, what's my name?
+
+SIMPCOX Alas, master, I know not.
+
+GLOUCESTER What's his name?
+
+SIMPCOX I know not.
+
+GLOUCESTER Nor his?
+
+SIMPCOX No, indeed, master.
+
+GLOUCESTER What's thine own name?
+
+SIMPCOX Saunder Simpcox, an if it please you, master.
+
+GLOUCESTER Then, Saunder, sit there, the lyingest knave in
+ Christendom. If thou hadst been born blind, thou
+ mightest as well have known all our names as thus to
+ name the several colours we do wear. Sight may
+ distinguish of colours, but suddenly to nominate them
+ all, it is impossible. My lords, Saint Alban here
+ hath done a miracle; and would ye not think his
+ cunning to be great, that could restore this cripple
+ to his legs again?
+
+SIMPCOX O master, that you could!
+
+GLOUCESTER My masters of Saint Alban's, have you not beadles in
+ your town, and things called whips?
+
+Mayor Yes, my lord, if it please your grace.
+
+GLOUCESTER Then send for one presently.
+
+Mayor Sirrah, go fetch the beadle hither straight.
+
+ [Exit an Attendant]
+
+GLOUCESTER Now fetch me a stool hither by and by. Now, sirrah,
+ if you mean to save yourself from whipping, leap me
+ over this stool and run away.
+
+SIMPCOX Alas, master, I am not able to stand alone:
+ You go about to torture me in vain.
+
+ [Enter a Beadle with whips]
+
+GLOUCESTER Well, sir, we must have you find your legs. Sirrah
+ beadle, whip him till he leap over that same stool.
+
+Beadle I will, my lord. Come on, sirrah; off with your
+ doublet quickly.
+
+SIMPCOX Alas, master, what shall I do? I am not able to stand.
+
+ [After the Beadle hath hit him once, he leaps over
+ the stool and runs away; and they follow and cry, 'A miracle!']
+
+KING HENRY VI O God, seest Thou this, and bearest so long?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET It made me laugh to see the villain run.
+
+GLOUCESTER Follow the knave; and take this drab away.
+
+Wife Alas, sir, we did it for pure need.
+
+GLOUCESTER Let them be whipped through every market-town, till
+ they come to Berwick, from whence they came.
+
+ [Exeunt Wife, Beadle, Mayor, &c]
+
+CARDINAL Duke Humphrey has done a miracle to-day.
+
+SUFFOLK True; made the lame to leap and fly away.
+
+GLOUCESTER But you have done more miracles than I;
+ You made in a day, my lord, whole towns to fly.
+
+ [Enter BUCKINGHAM]
+
+KING HENRY VI What tidings with our cousin Buckingham?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Such as my heart doth tremble to unfold.
+ A sort of naughty persons, lewdly bent,
+ Under the countenance and confederacy
+ Of Lady Eleanor, the protector's wife,
+ The ringleader and head of all this rout,
+ Have practised dangerously against your state,
+ Dealing with witches and with conjurers:
+ Whom we have apprehended in the fact;
+ Raising up wicked spirits from under ground,
+ Demanding of King Henry's life and death,
+ And other of your highness' privy-council;
+ As more at large your grace shall understand.
+
+CARDINAL [Aside to GLOUCESTER] And so, my lord protector,
+ by this means
+ Your lady is forthcoming yet at London.
+ This news, I think, hath turn'd your weapon's edge;
+ 'Tis like, my lord, you will not keep your hour.
+
+GLOUCESTER Ambitious churchman, leave to afflict my heart:
+ Sorrow and grief have vanquish'd all my powers;
+ And, vanquish'd as I am, I yield to thee,
+ Or to the meanest groom.
+
+KING HENRY VI O God, what mischiefs work the wicked ones,
+ Heaping confusion on their own heads thereby!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Gloucester, see here the tainture of thy nest.
+ And look thyself be faultless, thou wert best.
+
+GLOUCESTER Madam, for myself, to heaven I do appeal,
+ How I have loved my king and commonweal:
+ And, for my wife, I know not how it stands;
+ Sorry I am to hear what I have heard:
+ Noble she is, but if she have forgot
+ Honour and virtue and conversed with such
+ As, like to pitch, defile nobility,
+ I banish her my bed and company
+ And give her as a prey to law and shame,
+ That hath dishonour'd Gloucester's honest name.
+
+KING HENRY VI Well, for this night we will repose us here:
+ To-morrow toward London back again,
+ To look into this business thoroughly
+ And call these foul offenders to their answers
+ And poise the cause in justice' equal scales,
+ Whose beam stands sure, whose rightful cause prevails.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II London. YORK'S garden.
+
+
+ [Enter YORK, SALISBURY, and WARWICK]
+
+YORK Now, my good Lords of Salisbury and Warwick,
+ Our simple supper ended, give me leave
+ In this close walk to satisfy myself,
+ In craving your opinion of my title,
+ Which is infallible, to England's crown.
+
+SALISBURY My lord, I long to hear it at full.
+
+WARWICK Sweet York, begin: and if thy claim be good,
+ The Nevils are thy subjects to command.
+
+YORK Then thus:
+ Edward the Third, my lords, had seven sons:
+ The first, Edward the Black Prince, Prince of Wales;
+ The second, William of Hatfield, and the third,
+ Lionel Duke of Clarence: next to whom
+ Was John of Gaunt, the Duke of Lancaster;
+ The fifth was Edmund Langley, Duke of York;
+ The sixth was Thomas of Woodstock, Duke of Gloucester;
+ William of Windsor was the seventh and last.
+ Edward the Black Prince died before his father
+ And left behind him Richard, his only son,
+ Who after Edward the Third's death reign'd as king;
+ Till Henry Bolingbroke, Duke of Lancaster,
+ The eldest son and heir of John of Gaunt,
+ Crown'd by the name of Henry the Fourth,
+ Seized on the realm, deposed the rightful king,
+ Sent his poor queen to France, from whence she came,
+ And him to Pomfret; where, as all you know,
+ Harmless Richard was murder'd traitorously.
+
+WARWICK Father, the duke hath told the truth:
+ Thus got the house of Lancaster the crown.
+
+YORK Which now they hold by force and not by right;
+ For Richard, the first son's heir, being dead,
+ The issue of the next son should have reign'd.
+
+SALISBURY But William of Hatfield died without an heir.
+
+YORK The third son, Duke of Clarence, from whose line
+ I claimed the crown, had issue, Philippe, a daughter,
+ Who married Edmund Mortimer, Earl of March:
+ Edmund had issue, Roger Earl of March;
+ Roger had issue, Edmund, Anne and Eleanor.
+
+SALISBURY This Edmund, in the reign of Bolingbroke,
+ As I have read, laid claim unto the crown;
+ And, but for Owen Glendower, had been king,
+ Who kept him in captivity till he died.
+ But to the rest.
+
+YORK His eldest sister, Anne,
+ My mother, being heir unto the crown
+ Married Richard Earl of Cambridge; who was son
+ To Edmund Langley, Edward the Third's fifth son.
+ By her I claim the kingdom: she was heir
+ To Roger Earl of March, who was the son
+ Of Edmund Mortimer, who married Philippe,
+ Sole daughter unto Lionel Duke of Clarence:
+ So, if the issue of the elder son
+ Succeed before the younger, I am king.
+
+WARWICK What plain proceeding is more plain than this?
+ Henry doth claim the crown from John of Gaunt,
+ The fourth son; York claims it from the third.
+ Till Lionel's issue fails, his should not reign:
+ It fails not yet, but flourishes in thee
+ And in thy sons, fair slips of such a stock.
+ Then, father Salisbury, kneel we together;
+ And in this private plot be we the first
+ That shall salute our rightful sovereign
+ With honour of his birthright to the crown.
+
+BOTH Long live our sovereign Richard, England's king!
+
+YORK We thank you, lords. But I am not your king
+ Till I be crown'd and that my sword be stain'd
+ With heart-blood of the house of Lancaster;
+ And that's not suddenly to be perform'd,
+ But with advice and silent secrecy.
+ Do you as I do in these dangerous days:
+ Wink at the Duke of Suffolk's insolence,
+ At Beaufort's pride, at Somerset's ambition,
+ At Buckingham and all the crew of them,
+ Till they have snared the shepherd of the flock,
+ That virtuous prince, the good Duke Humphrey:
+ 'Tis that they seek, and they in seeking that
+ Shall find their deaths, if York can prophesy.
+
+SALISBURY My lord, break we off; we know your mind at full.
+
+WARWICK My heart assures me that the Earl of Warwick
+ Shall one day make the Duke of York a king.
+
+YORK And, Nevil, this I do assure myself:
+ Richard shall live to make the Earl of Warwick
+ The greatest man in England but the king.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III A hall of justice.
+
+
+ [Sound trumpets. Enter KING HENRY VI, QUEEN
+ MARGARET, GLOUCESTER, YORK, SUFFOLK, and SALISBURY;
+ the DUCHESS, MARGARET JOURDAIN, SOUTHWELL, HUME,
+ and BOLINGBROKE, under guard]
+
+KING HENRY VI Stand forth, Dame Eleanor Cobham, Gloucester's wife:
+ In sight of God and us, your guilt is great:
+ Receive the sentence of the law for sins
+ Such as by God's book are adjudged to death.
+ You four, from hence to prison back again;
+ From thence unto the place of execution:
+ The witch in Smithfield shall be burn'd to ashes,
+ And you three shall be strangled on the gallows.
+ You, madam, for you are more nobly born,
+ Despoiled of your honour in your life,
+ Shall, after three days' open penance done,
+ Live in your country here in banishment,
+ With Sir John Stanley, in the Isle of Man.
+
+DUCHESS Welcome is banishment; welcome were my death.
+
+GLOUCESTER Eleanor, the law, thou see'st, hath judged thee:
+ I cannot justify whom the law condemns.
+
+ [Exeunt DUCHESS and other prisoners, guarded]
+
+ Mine eyes are full of tears, my heart of grief.
+ Ah, Humphrey, this dishonour in thine age
+ Will bring thy head with sorrow to the ground!
+ I beseech your majesty, give me leave to go;
+ Sorrow would solace and mine age would ease.
+
+KING HENRY VI Stay, Humphrey Duke of Gloucester: ere thou go,
+ Give up thy staff: Henry will to himself
+ Protector be; and God shall be my hope,
+ My stay, my guide and lantern to my feet:
+ And go in peace, Humphrey, no less beloved
+ Than when thou wert protector to thy King.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET I see no reason why a king of years
+ Should be to be protected like a child.
+ God and King Henry govern England's realm.
+ Give up your staff, sir, and the king his realm.
+
+GLOUCESTER My staff? here, noble Henry, is my staff:
+ As willingly do I the same resign
+ As e'er thy father Henry made it mine;
+ And even as willingly at thy feet I leave it
+ As others would ambitiously receive it.
+ Farewell, good king: when I am dead and gone,
+ May honourable peace attend thy throne!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Why, now is Henry king, and Margaret queen;
+ And Humphrey Duke of Gloucester scarce himself,
+ That bears so shrewd a maim; two pulls at once;
+ His lady banish'd, and a limb lopp'd off.
+ This staff of honour raught, there let it stand
+ Where it best fits to be, in Henry's hand.
+
+SUFFOLK Thus droops this lofty pine and hangs his sprays;
+ Thus Eleanor's pride dies in her youngest days.
+
+YORK Lords, let him go. Please it your majesty,
+ This is the day appointed for the combat;
+ And ready are the appellant and defendant,
+ The armourer and his man, to enter the lists,
+ So please your highness to behold the fight.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Ay, good my lord; for purposely therefore
+ Left I the court, to see this quarrel tried.
+
+KING HENRY VI O God's name, see the lists and all things fit:
+ Here let them end it; and God defend the right!
+
+YORK I never saw a fellow worse bested,
+ Or more afraid to fight, than is the appellant,
+ The servant of this armourer, my lords.
+
+ [Enter at one door, HORNER, the Armourer, and his
+ Neighbours, drinking to him so much that he is drunk;
+ and he enters with a drum before him and his staff
+ with a sand-bag fastened to it; and at the other
+ door PETER, his man, with a drum and sand-bag, and
+ 'Prentices drinking to him]
+
+First Neighbour Here, neighbour Horner, I drink to you in a cup of
+ sack: and fear not, neighbour, you shall do well enough.
+
+Second Neighbour And here, neighbour, here's a cup of charneco.
+
+Third Neighbour And here's a pot of good double beer, neighbour:
+ drink, and fear not your man.
+
+HORNER Let it come, i' faith, and I'll pledge you all; and
+ a fig for Peter!
+
+First 'Prentice Here, Peter, I drink to thee: and be not afraid.
+
+Second 'Prentice Be merry, Peter, and fear not thy master: fight
+ for credit of the 'prentices.
+
+PETER I thank you all: drink, and pray for me, I pray
+ you; for I think I have taken my last draught in
+ this world. Here, Robin, an if I die, I give thee
+ my apron: and, Will, thou shalt have my hammer:
+ and here, Tom, take all the money that I have. O
+ Lord bless me! I pray God! for I am never able to
+ deal with my master, he hath learnt me so much fence already.
+
+SALISBURY Come, leave your drinking, and fall to blows.
+ Sirrah, what's thy name?
+
+PETER Peter, forsooth.
+
+SALISBURY Peter! what more?
+
+PETER Thump.
+
+SALISBURY Thump! then see thou thump thy master well.
+
+HORNER Masters, I am come hither, as it were, upon my man's
+ instigation, to prove him a knave and myself an
+ honest man: and touching the Duke of York, I will
+ take my death, I never meant him any ill, nor the
+ king, nor the queen: and therefore, Peter, have at
+ thee with a downright blow!
+
+YORK Dispatch: this knave's tongue begins to double.
+ Sound, trumpets, alarum to the combatants!
+
+ [Alarum. They fight, and PETER strikes him down]
+
+HORNER Hold, Peter, hold! I confess, I confess treason.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+YORK Take away his weapon. Fellow, thank God, and the
+ good wine in thy master's way.
+
+PETER O God, have I overcome mine enemy in this presence?
+ O Peter, thou hast prevailed in right!
+
+KING HENRY VI Go, take hence that traitor from our sight;
+ For his death we do perceive his guilt:
+ And God in justice hath revealed to us
+ The truth and innocence of this poor fellow,
+ Which he had thought to have murder'd wrongfully.
+ Come, fellow, follow us for thy reward.
+
+ [Sound a flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A street.
+
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER and his Servingmen, in
+ mourning cloaks]
+
+GLOUCESTER Thus sometimes hath the brightest day a cloud;
+ And after summer evermore succeeds
+ Barren winter, with his wrathful nipping cold:
+ So cares and joys abound, as seasons fleet.
+ Sirs, what's o'clock?
+
+Servants Ten, my lord.
+
+GLOUCESTER Ten is the hour that was appointed me
+ To watch the coming of my punish'd duchess:
+ Uneath may she endure the flinty streets,
+ To tread them with her tender-feeling feet.
+ Sweet Nell, ill can thy noble mind abrook
+ The abject people gazing on thy face,
+ With envious looks, laughing at thy shame,
+ That erst did follow thy proud chariot-wheels
+ When thou didst ride in triumph through the streets.
+ But, soft! I think she comes; and I'll prepare
+ My tear-stain'd eyes to see her miseries.
+
+ [Enter the DUCHESS in a white sheet, and a taper
+ burning in her hand; with STANLEY, the Sheriff,
+ and Officers]
+
+Servant So please your grace, we'll take her from the sheriff.
+
+GLOUCESTER No, stir not, for your lives; let her pass by.
+
+DUCHESS Come you, my lord, to see my open shame?
+ Now thou dost penance too. Look how they gaze!
+ See how the giddy multitude do point,
+ And nod their heads, and throw their eyes on thee!
+ Ah, Gloucester, hide thee from their hateful looks,
+ And, in thy closet pent up, rue my shame,
+ And ban thine enemies, both mine and thine!
+
+GLOUCESTER Be patient, gentle Nell; forget this grief.
+
+DUCHESS Ah, Gloucester, teach me to forget myself!
+ For whilst I think I am thy married wife
+ And thou a prince, protector of this land,
+ Methinks I should not thus be led along,
+ Mail'd up in shame, with papers on my back,
+ And followed with a rabble that rejoice
+ To see my tears and hear my deep-fet groans.
+ The ruthless flint doth cut my tender feet,
+ And when I start, the envious people laugh
+ And bid me be advised how I tread.
+ Ah, Humphrey, can I bear this shameful yoke?
+ Trow'st thou that e'er I'll look upon the world,
+ Or count them happy that enjoy the sun?
+ No; dark shall be my light and night my day;
+ To think upon my pomp shall be my hell.
+ Sometime I'll say, I am Duke Humphrey's wife,
+ And he a prince and ruler of the land:
+ Yet so he ruled and such a prince he was
+ As he stood by whilst I, his forlorn duchess,
+ Was made a wonder and a pointing-stock
+ To every idle rascal follower.
+ But be thou mild and blush not at my shame,
+ Nor stir at nothing till the axe of death
+ Hang over thee, as, sure, it shortly will;
+ For Suffolk, he that can do all in all
+ With her that hateth thee and hates us all,
+ And York and impious Beaufort, that false priest,
+ Have all limed bushes to betray thy wings,
+ And, fly thou how thou canst, they'll tangle thee:
+ But fear not thou, until thy foot be snared,
+ Nor never seek prevention of thy foes.
+
+GLOUCESTER Ah, Nell, forbear! thou aimest all awry;
+ I must offend before I be attainted;
+ And had I twenty times so many foes,
+ And each of them had twenty times their power,
+ All these could not procure me any scathe,
+ So long as I am loyal, true and crimeless.
+ Wouldst have me rescue thee from this reproach?
+ Why, yet thy scandal were not wiped away
+ But I in danger for the breach of law.
+ Thy greatest help is quiet, gentle Nell:
+ I pray thee, sort thy heart to patience;
+ These few days' wonder will be quickly worn.
+
+ [Enter a Herald]
+
+Herald I summon your grace to his majesty's parliament,
+ Holden at Bury the first of this next month.
+
+GLOUCESTER And my consent ne'er ask'd herein before!
+ This is close dealing. Well, I will be there.
+
+ [Exit Herald]
+
+ My Nell, I take my leave: and, master sheriff,
+ Let not her penance exceed the king's commission.
+
+Sheriff An't please your grace, here my commission stays,
+ And Sir John Stanley is appointed now
+ To take her with him to the Isle of Man.
+
+GLOUCESTER Must you, Sir John, protect my lady here?
+
+STANLEY So am I given in charge, may't please your grace.
+
+GLOUCESTER Entreat her not the worse in that I pray
+ You use her well: the world may laugh again;
+ And I may live to do you kindness if
+ You do it her: and so, Sir John, farewell!
+
+DUCHESS What, gone, my lord, and bid me not farewell!
+
+GLOUCESTER Witness my tears, I cannot stay to speak.
+
+ [Exeunt GLOUCESTER and Servingmen]
+
+DUCHESS Art thou gone too? all comfort go with thee!
+ For none abides with me: my joy is death;
+ Death, at whose name I oft have been afear'd,
+ Because I wish'd this world's eternity.
+ Stanley, I prithee, go, and take me hence;
+ I care not whither, for I beg no favour,
+ Only convey me where thou art commanded.
+
+STANLEY Why, madam, that is to the Isle of Man;
+ There to be used according to your state.
+
+DUCHESS That's bad enough, for I am but reproach:
+ And shall I then be used reproachfully?
+
+STANLEY Like to a duchess, and Duke Humphrey's lady;
+ According to that state you shall be used.
+
+DUCHESS Sheriff, farewell, and better than I fare,
+ Although thou hast been conduct of my shame.
+
+Sheriff It is my office; and, madam, pardon me.
+
+DUCHESS Ay, ay, farewell; thy office is discharged.
+ Come, Stanley, shall we go?
+
+STANLEY Madam, your penance done, throw off this sheet,
+ And go we to attire you for our journey.
+
+DUCHESS My shame will not be shifted with my sheet:
+ No, it will hang upon my richest robes
+ And show itself, attire me how I can.
+ Go, lead the way; I long to see my prison.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I The Abbey at Bury St. Edmund's.
+
+
+ [Sound a sennet. Enter KING HENRY VI, QUEEN
+ MARGARET, CARDINAL, SUFFOLK, YORK, BUCKINGHAM,
+ SALISBURY and WARWICK to the Parliament]
+
+KING HENRY VI I muse my Lord of Gloucester is not come:
+ 'Tis not his wont to be the hindmost man,
+ Whate'er occasion keeps him from us now.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Can you not see? or will ye not observe
+ The strangeness of his alter'd countenance?
+ With what a majesty he bears himself,
+ How insolent of late he is become,
+ How proud, how peremptory, and unlike himself?
+ We know the time since he was mild and affable,
+ And if we did but glance a far-off look,
+ Immediately he was upon his knee,
+ That all the court admired him for submission:
+ But meet him now, and, be it in the morn,
+ When every one will give the time of day,
+ He knits his brow and shows an angry eye,
+ And passeth by with stiff unbowed knee,
+ Disdaining duty that to us belongs.
+ Small curs are not regarded when they grin;
+ But great men tremble when the lion roars;
+ And Humphrey is no little man in England.
+ First note that he is near you in descent,
+ And should you fall, he as the next will mount.
+ Me seemeth then it is no policy,
+ Respecting what a rancorous mind he bears
+ And his advantage following your decease,
+ That he should come about your royal person
+ Or be admitted to your highness' council.
+ By flattery hath he won the commons' hearts,
+ And when he please to make commotion,
+ 'Tis to be fear'd they all will follow him.
+ Now 'tis the spring, and weeds are shallow-rooted;
+ Suffer them now, and they'll o'ergrow the garden
+ And choke the herbs for want of husbandry.
+ The reverent care I bear unto my lord
+ Made me collect these dangers in the duke.
+ If it be fond, call it a woman's fear;
+ Which fear if better reasons can supplant,
+ I will subscribe and say I wrong'd the duke.
+ My Lord of Suffolk, Buckingham, and York,
+ Reprove my allegation, if you can;
+ Or else conclude my words effectual.
+
+SUFFOLK Well hath your highness seen into this duke;
+ And, had I first been put to speak my mind,
+ I think I should have told your grace's tale.
+ The duchess, by his subornation,
+ Upon my life, began her devilish practises:
+ Or, if he were not privy to those faults,
+ Yet, by reputing of his high descent,
+ As next the king he was successive heir,
+ And such high vaunts of his nobility,
+ Did instigate the bedlam brain-sick duchess
+ By wicked means to frame our sovereign's fall.
+ Smooth runs the water where the brook is deep;
+ And in his simple show he harbours treason.
+ The fox barks not when he would steal the lamb.
+ No, no, my sovereign; Gloucester is a man
+ Unsounded yet and full of deep deceit.
+
+CARDINAL Did he not, contrary to form of law,
+ Devise strange deaths for small offences done?
+
+YORK And did he not, in his protectorship,
+ Levy great sums of money through the realm
+ For soldiers' pay in France, and never sent it?
+ By means whereof the towns each day revolted.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Tut, these are petty faults to faults unknown.
+ Which time will bring to light in smooth
+ Duke Humphrey.
+
+KING HENRY VI My lords, at once: the care you have of us,
+ To mow down thorns that would annoy our foot,
+ Is worthy praise: but, shall I speak my conscience,
+ Our kinsman Gloucester is as innocent
+ From meaning treason to our royal person
+ As is the sucking lamb or harmless dove:
+ The duke is virtuous, mild and too well given
+ To dream on evil or to work my downfall.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Ah, what's more dangerous than this fond affiance!
+ Seems he a dove? his feathers are but borrowed,
+ For he's disposed as the hateful raven:
+ Is he a lamb? his skin is surely lent him,
+ For he's inclined as is the ravenous wolf.
+ Who cannot steal a shape that means deceit?
+ Take heed, my lord; the welfare of us all
+ Hangs on the cutting short that fraudful man.
+
+ [Enter SOMERSET]
+
+SOMERSET All health unto my gracious sovereign!
+
+KING HENRY VI Welcome, Lord Somerset. What news from France?
+
+SOMERSET That all your interest in those territories
+ Is utterly bereft you; all is lost.
+
+KING HENRY VI Cold news, Lord Somerset: but God's will be done!
+
+YORK [Aside] Cold news for me; for I had hope of France
+ As firmly as I hope for fertile England.
+ Thus are my blossoms blasted in the bud
+ And caterpillars eat my leaves away;
+ But I will remedy this gear ere long,
+ Or sell my title for a glorious grave.
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER]
+
+GLOUCESTER All happiness unto my lord the king!
+ Pardon, my liege, that I have stay'd so long.
+
+SUFFOLK Nay, Gloucester, know that thou art come too soon,
+ Unless thou wert more loyal than thou art:
+ I do arrest thee of high treason here.
+
+GLOUCESTER Well, Suffolk, thou shalt not see me blush
+ Nor change my countenance for this arrest:
+ A heart unspotted is not easily daunted.
+ The purest spring is not so free from mud
+ As I am clear from treason to my sovereign:
+ Who can accuse me? wherein am I guilty?
+
+YORK 'Tis thought, my lord, that you took bribes of France,
+ And, being protector, stayed the soldiers' pay;
+ By means whereof his highness hath lost France.
+
+GLOUCESTER Is it but thought so? what are they that think it?
+ I never robb'd the soldiers of their pay,
+ Nor ever had one penny bribe from France.
+ So help me God, as I have watch'd the night,
+ Ay, night by night, in studying good for England,
+ That doit that e'er I wrested from the king,
+ Or any groat I hoarded to my use,
+ Be brought against me at my trial-day!
+ No; many a pound of mine own proper store,
+ Because I would not tax the needy commons,
+ Have I disbursed to the garrisons,
+ And never ask'd for restitution.
+
+CARDINAL It serves you well, my lord, to say so much.
+
+GLOUCESTER I say no more than truth, so help me God!
+
+YORK In your protectorship you did devise
+ Strange tortures for offenders never heard of,
+ That England was defamed by tyranny.
+
+GLOUCESTER Why, 'tis well known that, whiles I was
+ protector,
+ Pity was all the fault that was in me;
+ For I should melt at an offender's tears,
+ And lowly words were ransom for their fault.
+ Unless it were a bloody murderer,
+ Or foul felonious thief that fleeced poor passengers,
+ I never gave them condign punishment:
+ Murder indeed, that bloody sin, I tortured
+ Above the felon or what trespass else.
+
+SUFFOLK My lord, these faults are easy, quickly answered:
+ But mightier crimes are laid unto your charge,
+ Whereof you cannot easily purge yourself.
+ I do arrest you in his highness' name;
+ And here commit you to my lord cardinal
+ To keep, until your further time of trial.
+
+KING HENRY VI My lord of Gloucester, 'tis my special hope
+ That you will clear yourself from all suspect:
+ My conscience tells me you are innocent.
+
+GLOUCESTER Ah, gracious lord, these days are dangerous:
+ Virtue is choked with foul ambition
+ And charity chased hence by rancour's hand;
+ Foul subornation is predominant
+ And equity exiled your highness' land.
+ I know their complot is to have my life,
+ And if my death might make this island happy,
+ And prove the period of their tyranny,
+ I would expend it with all willingness:
+ But mine is made the prologue to their play;
+ For thousands more, that yet suspect no peril,
+ Will not conclude their plotted tragedy.
+ Beaufort's red sparkling eyes blab his heart's malice,
+ And Suffolk's cloudy brow his stormy hate;
+ Sharp Buckingham unburthens with his tongue
+ The envious load that lies upon his heart;
+ And dogged York, that reaches at the moon,
+ Whose overweening arm I have pluck'd back,
+ By false accuse doth level at my life:
+ And you, my sovereign lady, with the rest,
+ Causeless have laid disgraces on my head,
+ And with your best endeavour have stirr'd up
+ My liefest liege to be mine enemy:
+ Ay, all you have laid your heads together--
+ Myself had notice of your conventicles--
+ And all to make away my guiltless life.
+ I shall not want false witness to condemn me,
+ Nor store of treasons to augment my guilt;
+ The ancient proverb will be well effected:
+ 'A staff is quickly found to beat a dog.'
+
+CARDINAL My liege, his railing is intolerable:
+ If those that care to keep your royal person
+ From treason's secret knife and traitors' rage
+ Be thus upbraided, chid and rated at,
+ And the offender granted scope of speech,
+ 'Twill make them cool in zeal unto your grace.
+
+SUFFOLK Hath he not twit our sovereign lady here
+ With ignominious words, though clerkly couch'd,
+ As if she had suborned some to swear
+ False allegations to o'erthrow his state?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET But I can give the loser leave to chide.
+
+GLOUCESTER Far truer spoke than meant: I lose, indeed;
+ Beshrew the winners, for they play'd me false!
+ And well such losers may have leave to speak.
+
+BUCKINGHAM He'll wrest the sense and hold us here all day:
+ Lord cardinal, he is your prisoner.
+
+CARDINAL Sirs, take away the duke, and guard him sure.
+
+GLOUCESTER Ah! thus King Henry throws away his crutch
+ Before his legs be firm to bear his body.
+ Thus is the shepherd beaten from thy side,
+ And wolves are gnarling who shall gnaw thee first.
+ Ah, that my fear were false! ah, that it were!
+ For, good King Henry, thy decay I fear.
+
+ [Exit, guarded]
+
+KING HENRY VI My lords, what to your wisdoms seemeth best,
+ Do or undo, as if ourself were here.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET What, will your highness leave the parliament?
+
+KING HENRY VI Ay, Margaret; my heart is drown'd with grief,
+ Whose flood begins to flow within mine eyes,
+ My body round engirt with misery,
+ For what's more miserable than discontent?
+ Ah, uncle Humphrey! in thy face I see
+ The map of honour, truth and loyalty:
+ And yet, good Humphrey, is the hour to come
+ That e'er I proved thee false or fear'd thy faith.
+ What louring star now envies thy estate,
+ That these great lords and Margaret our queen
+ Do seek subversion of thy harmless life?
+ Thou never didst them wrong, nor no man wrong;
+ And as the butcher takes away the calf
+ And binds the wretch, and beats it when it strays,
+ Bearing it to the bloody slaughter-house,
+ Even so remorseless have they borne him hence;
+ And as the dam runs lowing up and down,
+ Looking the way her harmless young one went,
+ And can do nought but wail her darling's loss,
+ Even so myself bewails good Gloucester's case
+ With sad unhelpful tears, and with dimm'd eyes
+ Look after him and cannot do him good,
+ So mighty are his vowed enemies.
+ His fortunes I will weep; and, 'twixt each groan
+ Say 'Who's a traitor? Gloucester he is none.'
+
+ [Exeunt all but QUEEN MARGARET, CARDINAL,
+ SUFFOLK, and YORK; SOMERSET remains apart]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Free lords, cold snow melts with the sun's hot beams.
+ Henry my lord is cold in great affairs,
+ Too full of foolish pity, and Gloucester's show
+ Beguiles him as the mournful crocodile
+ With sorrow snares relenting passengers,
+ Or as the snake roll'd in a flowering bank,
+ With shining chequer'd slough, doth sting a child
+ That for the beauty thinks it excellent.
+ Believe me, lords, were none more wise than I--
+ And yet herein I judge mine own wit good--
+ This Gloucester should be quickly rid the world,
+ To rid us of the fear we have of him.
+
+CARDINAL That he should die is worthy policy;
+ But yet we want a colour for his death:
+ 'Tis meet he be condemn'd by course of law.
+
+SUFFOLK But, in my mind, that were no policy:
+ The king will labour still to save his life,
+ The commons haply rise, to save his life;
+ And yet we have but trivial argument,
+ More than mistrust, that shows him worthy death.
+
+YORK So that, by this, you would not have him die.
+
+SUFFOLK Ah, York, no man alive so fain as I!
+
+YORK 'Tis York that hath more reason for his death.
+ But, my lord cardinal, and you, my Lord of Suffolk,
+ Say as you think, and speak it from your souls,
+ Were't not all one, an empty eagle were set
+ To guard the chicken from a hungry kite,
+ As place Duke Humphrey for the king's protector?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET So the poor chicken should be sure of death.
+
+SUFFOLK Madam, 'tis true; and were't not madness, then,
+ To make the fox surveyor of the fold?
+ Who being accused a crafty murderer,
+ His guilt should be but idly posted over,
+ Because his purpose is not executed.
+ No; let him die, in that he is a fox,
+ By nature proved an enemy to the flock,
+ Before his chaps be stain'd with crimson blood,
+ As Humphrey, proved by reasons, to my liege.
+ And do not stand on quillets how to slay him:
+ Be it by gins, by snares, by subtlety,
+ Sleeping or waking, 'tis no matter how,
+ So he be dead; for that is good deceit
+ Which mates him first that first intends deceit.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Thrice-noble Suffolk, 'tis resolutely spoke.
+
+SUFFOLK Not resolute, except so much were done;
+ For things are often spoke and seldom meant:
+ But that my heart accordeth with my tongue,
+ Seeing the deed is meritorious,
+ And to preserve my sovereign from his foe,
+ Say but the word, and I will be his priest.
+
+CARDINAL But I would have him dead, my Lord of Suffolk,
+ Ere you can take due orders for a priest:
+ Say you consent and censure well the deed,
+ And I'll provide his executioner,
+ I tender so the safety of my liege.
+
+SUFFOLK Here is my hand, the deed is worthy doing.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET And so say I.
+
+YORK And I and now we three have spoke it,
+ It skills not greatly who impugns our doom.
+
+ [Enter a Post]
+
+Post Great lords, from Ireland am I come amain,
+ To signify that rebels there are up
+ And put the Englishmen unto the sword:
+ Send succors, lords, and stop the rage betime,
+ Before the wound do grow uncurable;
+ For, being green, there is great hope of help.
+
+CARDINAL A breach that craves a quick expedient stop!
+ What counsel give you in this weighty cause?
+
+YORK That Somerset be sent as regent thither:
+ 'Tis meet that lucky ruler be employ'd;
+ Witness the fortune he hath had in France.
+
+SOMERSET If York, with all his far-fet policy,
+ Had been the regent there instead of me,
+ He never would have stay'd in France so long.
+
+YORK No, not to lose it all, as thou hast done:
+ I rather would have lost my life betimes
+ Than bring a burthen of dishonour home
+ By staying there so long till all were lost.
+ Show me one scar character'd on thy skin:
+ Men's flesh preserved so whole do seldom win.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Nay, then, this spark will prove a raging fire,
+ If wind and fuel be brought to feed it with:
+ No more, good York; sweet Somerset, be still:
+ Thy fortune, York, hadst thou been regent there,
+ Might happily have proved far worse than his.
+
+YORK What, worse than nought? nay, then, a shame take all!
+
+SOMERSET And, in the number, thee that wishest shame!
+
+CARDINAL My Lord of York, try what your fortune is.
+ The uncivil kerns of Ireland are in arms
+ And temper clay with blood of Englishmen:
+ To Ireland will you lead a band of men,
+ Collected choicely, from each county some,
+ And try your hap against the Irishmen?
+
+YORK I will, my lord, so please his majesty.
+
+SUFFOLK Why, our authority is his consent,
+ And what we do establish he confirms:
+ Then, noble York, take thou this task in hand.
+
+YORK I am content: provide me soldiers, lords,
+ Whiles I take order for mine own affairs.
+
+SUFFOLK A charge, Lord York, that I will see perform'd.
+ But now return we to the false Duke Humphrey.
+
+CARDINAL No more of him; for I will deal with him
+ That henceforth he shall trouble us no more.
+ And so break off; the day is almost spent:
+ Lord Suffolk, you and I must talk of that event.
+
+YORK My Lord of Suffolk, within fourteen days
+ At Bristol I expect my soldiers;
+ For there I'll ship them all for Ireland.
+
+SUFFOLK I'll see it truly done, my Lord of York.
+
+ [Exeunt all but YORK]
+
+YORK Now, York, or never, steel thy fearful thoughts,
+ And change misdoubt to resolution:
+ Be that thou hopest to be, or what thou art
+ Resign to death; it is not worth the enjoying:
+ Let pale-faced fear keep with the mean-born man,
+ And find no harbour in a royal heart.
+ Faster than spring-time showers comes thought
+ on thought,
+ And not a thought but thinks on dignity.
+ My brain more busy than the labouring spider
+ Weaves tedious snares to trap mine enemies.
+ Well, nobles, well, 'tis politicly done,
+ To send me packing with an host of men:
+ I fear me you but warm the starved snake,
+ Who, cherish'd in your breasts, will sting
+ your hearts.
+ 'Twas men I lack'd and you will give them me:
+ I take it kindly; and yet be well assured
+ You put sharp weapons in a madman's hands.
+ Whiles I in Ireland nourish a mighty band,
+ I will stir up in England some black storm
+ Shall blow ten thousand souls to heaven or hell;
+ And this fell tempest shall not cease to rage
+ Until the golden circuit on my head,
+ Like to the glorious sun's transparent beams,
+ Do calm the fury of this mad-bred flaw.
+ And, for a minister of my intent,
+ I have seduced a headstrong Kentishman,
+ John Cade of Ashford,
+ To make commotion, as full well he can,
+ Under the title of John Mortimer.
+ In Ireland have I seen this stubborn Cade
+ Oppose himself against a troop of kerns,
+ And fought so long, till that his thighs with darts
+ Were almost like a sharp-quill'd porpentine;
+ And, in the end being rescued, I have seen
+ Him caper upright like a wild Morisco,
+ Shaking the bloody darts as he his bells.
+ Full often, like a shag-hair'd crafty kern,
+ Hath he conversed with the enemy,
+ And undiscover'd come to me again
+ And given me notice of their villanies.
+ This devil here shall be my substitute;
+ For that John Mortimer, which now is dead,
+ In face, in gait, in speech, he doth resemble:
+ By this I shall perceive the commons' mind,
+ How they affect the house and claim of York.
+ Say he be taken, rack'd and tortured,
+ I know no pain they can inflict upon him
+ Will make him say I moved him to those arms.
+ Say that he thrive, as 'tis great like he will,
+ Why, then from Ireland come I with my strength
+ And reap the harvest which that rascal sow'd;
+ For Humphrey being dead, as he shall be,
+ And Henry put apart, the next for me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Bury St. Edmund's. A room of state.
+
+
+ [Enter certain Murderers, hastily]
+
+First Murderer Run to my Lord of Suffolk; let him know
+ We have dispatch'd the duke, as he commanded.
+
+Second Murderer O that it were to do! What have we done?
+ Didst ever hear a man so penitent?
+
+ [Enter SUFFOLK]
+
+First Murder Here comes my lord.
+
+SUFFOLK Now, sirs, have you dispatch'd this thing?
+
+First Murderer Ay, my good lord, he's dead.
+
+SUFFOLK Why, that's well said. Go, get you to my house;
+ I will reward you for this venturous deed.
+ The king and all the peers are here at hand.
+ Have you laid fair the bed? Is all things well,
+ According as I gave directions?
+
+First Murderer 'Tis, my good lord.
+
+SUFFOLK Away! be gone.
+
+ [Exeunt Murderers]
+
+ [Sound trumpets. Enter KING HENRY VI, QUEEN
+ MARGARET, CARDINAL, SOMERSET, with Attendants]
+
+KING HENRY VI Go, call our uncle to our presence straight;
+ Say we intend to try his grace to-day.
+ If he be guilty, as 'tis published.
+
+SUFFOLK I'll call him presently, my noble lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING HENRY VI Lords, take your places; and, I pray you all,
+ Proceed no straiter 'gainst our uncle Gloucester
+ Than from true evidence of good esteem
+ He be approved in practise culpable.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET God forbid any malice should prevail,
+ That faultless may condemn a nobleman!
+ Pray God he may acquit him of suspicion!
+
+KING HENRY VI I thank thee, Meg; these words content me much.
+
+ [Re-enter SUFFOLK]
+
+ How now! why look'st thou pale? why tremblest thou?
+ Where is our uncle? what's the matter, Suffolk?
+
+SUFFOLK Dead in his bed, my lord; Gloucester is dead.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Marry, God forfend!
+
+CARDINAL God's secret judgment: I did dream to-night
+ The duke was dumb and could not speak a word.
+
+ [KING HENRY VI swoons]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET How fares my lord? Help, lords! the king is dead.
+
+SOMERSET Rear up his body; wring him by the nose.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Run, go, help, help! O Henry, ope thine eyes!
+
+SUFFOLK He doth revive again: madam, be patient.
+
+KING HENRY VI O heavenly God!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET How fares my gracious lord?
+
+SUFFOLK Comfort, my sovereign! gracious Henry, comfort!
+
+KING HENRY VI What, doth my Lord of Suffolk comfort me?
+ Came he right now to sing a raven's note,
+ Whose dismal tune bereft my vital powers;
+ And thinks he that the chirping of a wren,
+ By crying comfort from a hollow breast,
+ Can chase away the first-conceived sound?
+ Hide not thy poison with such sugar'd words;
+ Lay not thy hands on me; forbear, I say;
+ Their touch affrights me as a serpent's sting.
+ Thou baleful messenger, out of my sight!
+ Upon thy eye-balls murderous tyranny
+ Sits in grim majesty, to fright the world.
+ Look not upon me, for thine eyes are wounding:
+ Yet do not go away: come, basilisk,
+ And kill the innocent gazer with thy sight;
+ For in the shade of death I shall find joy;
+ In life but double death, now Gloucester's dead.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Why do you rate my Lord of Suffolk thus?
+ Although the duke was enemy to him,
+ Yet he most Christian-like laments his death:
+ And for myself, foe as he was to me,
+ Might liquid tears or heart-offending groans
+ Or blood-consuming sighs recall his life,
+ I would be blind with weeping, sick with groans,
+ Look pale as primrose with blood-drinking sighs,
+ And all to have the noble duke alive.
+ What know I how the world may deem of me?
+ For it is known we were but hollow friends:
+ It may be judged I made the duke away;
+ So shall my name with slander's tongue be wounded,
+ And princes' courts be fill'd with my reproach.
+ This get I by his death: ay me, unhappy!
+ To be a queen, and crown'd with infamy!
+
+KING HENRY VI Ah, woe is me for Gloucester, wretched man!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Be woe for me, more wretched than he is.
+ What, dost thou turn away and hide thy face?
+ I am no loathsome leper; look on me.
+ What! art thou, like the adder, waxen deaf?
+ Be poisonous too and kill thy forlorn queen.
+ Is all thy comfort shut in Gloucester's tomb?
+ Why, then, dame Margaret was ne'er thy joy.
+ Erect his statue and worship it,
+ And make my image but an alehouse sign.
+ Was I for this nigh wreck'd upon the sea
+ And twice by awkward wind from England's bank
+ Drove back again unto my native clime?
+ What boded this, but well forewarning wind
+ Did seem to say 'Seek not a scorpion's nest,
+ Nor set no footing on this unkind shore'?
+ What did I then, but cursed the gentle gusts
+ And he that loosed them forth their brazen caves:
+ And bid them blow towards England's blessed shore,
+ Or turn our stern upon a dreadful rock
+ Yet AEolus would not be a murderer,
+ But left that hateful office unto thee:
+ The pretty-vaulting sea refused to drown me,
+ Knowing that thou wouldst have me drown'd on shore,
+ With tears as salt as sea, through thy unkindness:
+ The splitting rocks cower'd in the sinking sands
+ And would not dash me with their ragged sides,
+ Because thy flinty heart, more hard than they,
+ Might in thy palace perish Margaret.
+ As far as I could ken thy chalky cliffs,
+ When from thy shore the tempest beat us back,
+ I stood upon the hatches in the storm,
+ And when the dusky sky began to rob
+ My earnest-gaping sight of thy land's view,
+ I took a costly jewel from my neck,
+ A heart it was, bound in with diamonds,
+ And threw it towards thy land: the sea received it,
+ And so I wish'd thy body might my heart:
+ And even with this I lost fair England's view
+ And bid mine eyes be packing with my heart
+ And call'd them blind and dusky spectacles,
+ For losing ken of Albion's wished coast.
+ How often have I tempted Suffolk's tongue,
+ The agent of thy foul inconstancy,
+ To sit and witch me, as Ascanius did
+ When he to madding Dido would unfold
+ His father's acts commenced in burning Troy!
+ Am I not witch'd like her? or thou not false like him?
+ Ay me, I can no more! die, Margaret!
+ For Henry weeps that thou dost live so long.
+
+ [Noise within. Enter WARWICK, SALISBURY, and many Commons]
+
+WARWICK It is reported, mighty sovereign,
+ That good Duke Humphrey traitorously is murder'd
+ By Suffolk and the Cardinal Beaufort's means.
+ The commons, like an angry hive of bees
+ That want their leader, scatter up and down
+ And care not who they sting in his revenge.
+ Myself have calm'd their spleenful mutiny,
+ Until they hear the order of his death.
+
+KING HENRY VI That he is dead, good Warwick, 'tis too true;
+ But how he died God knows, not Henry:
+ Enter his chamber, view his breathless corpse,
+ And comment then upon his sudden death.
+
+WARWICK That shall I do, my liege. Stay, Salisbury,
+ With the rude multitude till I return.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING HENRY VI O Thou that judgest all things, stay my thoughts,
+ My thoughts, that labour to persuade my soul
+ Some violent hands were laid on Humphrey's life!
+ If my suspect be false, forgive me, God,
+ For judgment only doth belong to thee.
+ Fain would I go to chafe his paly lips
+ With twenty thousand kisses, and to drain
+ Upon his face an ocean of salt tears,
+ To tell my love unto his dumb deaf trunk,
+ And with my fingers feel his hand unfeeling:
+ But all in vain are these mean obsequies;
+ And to survey his dead and earthly image,
+ What were it but to make my sorrow greater?
+
+ [Re-enter WARWICK and others, bearing
+ GLOUCESTER'S body on a bed]
+
+WARWICK Come hither, gracious sovereign, view this body.
+
+KING HENRY VI That is to see how deep my grave is made;
+ For with his soul fled all my worldly solace,
+ For seeing him I see my life in death.
+
+WARWICK As surely as my soul intends to live
+ With that dread King that took our state upon him
+ To free us from his father's wrathful curse,
+ I do believe that violent hands were laid
+ Upon the life of this thrice-famed duke.
+
+SUFFOLK A dreadful oath, sworn with a solemn tongue!
+ What instance gives Lord Warwick for his vow?
+
+WARWICK See how the blood is settled in his face.
+ Oft have I seen a timely-parted ghost,
+ Of ashy semblance, meagre, pale and bloodless,
+ Being all descended to the labouring heart;
+ Who, in the conflict that it holds with death,
+ Attracts the same for aidance 'gainst the enemy;
+ Which with the heart there cools and ne'er returneth
+ To blush and beautify the cheek again.
+ But see, his face is black and full of blood,
+ His eye-balls further out than when he lived,
+ Staring full ghastly like a strangled man;
+ His hair uprear'd, his nostrils stretched with struggling;
+ His hands abroad display'd, as one that grasp'd
+ And tugg'd for life and was by strength subdued:
+ Look, on the sheets his hair you see, is sticking;
+ His well-proportion'd beard made rough and rugged,
+ Like to the summer's corn by tempest lodged.
+ It cannot be but he was murder'd here;
+ The least of all these signs were probable.
+
+SUFFOLK Why, Warwick, who should do the duke to death?
+ Myself and Beaufort had him in protection;
+ And we, I hope, sir, are no murderers.
+
+WARWICK But both of you were vow'd Duke Humphrey's foes,
+ And you, forsooth, had the good duke to keep:
+ 'Tis like you would not feast him like a friend;
+ And 'tis well seen he found an enemy.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Then you, belike, suspect these noblemen
+ As guilty of Duke Humphrey's timeless death.
+
+WARWICK Who finds the heifer dead and bleeding fresh
+ And sees fast by a butcher with an axe,
+ But will suspect 'twas he that made the slaughter?
+ Who finds the partridge in the puttock's nest,
+ But may imagine how the bird was dead,
+ Although the kite soar with unbloodied beak?
+ Even so suspicious is this tragedy.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Are you the butcher, Suffolk? Where's your knife?
+ Is Beaufort term'd a kite? Where are his talons?
+
+SUFFOLK I wear no knife to slaughter sleeping men;
+ But here's a vengeful sword, rusted with ease,
+ That shall be scoured in his rancorous heart
+ That slanders me with murder's crimson badge.
+ Say, if thou darest, proud Lord of Warwick-shire,
+ That I am faulty in Duke Humphrey's death.
+
+ [Exeunt CARDINAL, SOMERSET, and others]
+
+WARWICK What dares not Warwick, if false Suffolk dare him?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET He dares not calm his contumelious spirit
+ Nor cease to be an arrogant controller,
+ Though Suffolk dare him twenty thousand times.
+
+WARWICK Madam, be still; with reverence may I say;
+ For every word you speak in his behalf
+ Is slander to your royal dignity.
+
+SUFFOLK Blunt-witted lord, ignoble in demeanor!
+ If ever lady wrong'd her lord so much,
+ Thy mother took into her blameful bed
+ Some stern untutor'd churl, and noble stock
+ Was graft with crab-tree slip; whose fruit thou art,
+ And never of the Nevils' noble race.
+
+WARWICK But that the guilt of murder bucklers thee
+ And I should rob the deathsman of his fee,
+ Quitting thee thereby of ten thousand shames,
+ And that my sovereign's presence makes me mild,
+ I would, false murderous coward, on thy knee
+ Make thee beg pardon for thy passed speech,
+ And say it was thy mother that thou meant'st
+ That thou thyself was born in bastardy;
+ And after all this fearful homage done,
+ Give thee thy hire and send thy soul to hell,
+ Pernicious blood-sucker of sleeping men!
+
+SUFFOLK Thou shall be waking well I shed thy blood,
+ If from this presence thou darest go with me.
+
+WARWICK Away even now, or I will drag thee hence:
+ Unworthy though thou art, I'll cope with thee
+ And do some service to Duke Humphrey's ghost.
+
+ [Exeunt SUFFOLK and WARWICK]
+
+KING HENRY VI What stronger breastplate than a heart untainted!
+ Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just,
+ And he but naked, though lock'd up in steel
+ Whose conscience with injustice is corrupted.
+
+ [A noise within]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET What noise is this?
+
+ [Re-enter SUFFOLK and WARWICK, with their
+ weapons drawn]
+
+KING HENRY VI Why, how now, lords! your wrathful weapons drawn
+ Here in our presence! dare you be so bold?
+ Why, what tumultuous clamour have we here?
+
+SUFFOLK The traitorous Warwick with the men of Bury
+ Set all upon me, mighty sovereign.
+
+SALISBURY [To the Commons, entering] Sirs, stand apart;
+ the king shall know your mind.
+ Dread lord, the commons send you word by me,
+ Unless Lord Suffolk straight be done to death,
+ Or banished fair England's territories,
+ They will by violence tear him from your palace
+ And torture him with grievous lingering death.
+ They say, by him the good Duke Humphrey died;
+ They say, in him they fear your highness' death;
+ And mere instinct of love and loyalty,
+ Free from a stubborn opposite intent,
+ As being thought to contradict your liking,
+ Makes them thus forward in his banishment.
+ They say, in care of your most royal person,
+ That if your highness should intend to sleep
+ And charge that no man should disturb your rest
+ In pain of your dislike or pain of death,
+ Yet, notwithstanding such a strait edict,
+ Were there a serpent seen, with forked tongue,
+ That slily glided towards your majesty,
+ It were but necessary you were waked,
+ Lest, being suffer'd in that harmful slumber,
+ The mortal worm might make the sleep eternal;
+ And therefore do they cry, though you forbid,
+ That they will guard you, whether you will or no,
+ From such fell serpents as false Suffolk is,
+ With whose envenomed and fatal sting,
+ Your loving uncle, twenty times his worth,
+ They say, is shamefully bereft of life.
+
+Commons [Within] An answer from the king, my
+ Lord of Salisbury!
+
+SUFFOLK 'Tis like the commons, rude unpolish'd hinds,
+ Could send such message to their sovereign:
+ But you, my lord, were glad to be employ'd,
+ To show how quaint an orator you are:
+ But all the honour Salisbury hath won
+ Is, that he was the lord ambassador
+ Sent from a sort of tinkers to the king.
+
+Commons [Within] An answer from the king, or we will all break in!
+
+KING HENRY VI Go, Salisbury, and tell them all from me.
+ I thank them for their tender loving care;
+ And had I not been cited so by them,
+ Yet did I purpose as they do entreat;
+ For, sure, my thoughts do hourly prophesy
+ Mischance unto my state by Suffolk's means:
+ And therefore, by His majesty I swear,
+ Whose far unworthy deputy I am,
+ He shall not breathe infection in this air
+ But three days longer, on the pain of death.
+
+ [Exit SALISBURY]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET O Henry, let me plead for gentle Suffolk!
+
+KING HENRY VI Ungentle queen, to call him gentle Suffolk!
+ No more, I say: if thou dost plead for him,
+ Thou wilt but add increase unto my wrath.
+ Had I but said, I would have kept my word,
+ But when I swear, it is irrevocable.
+ If, after three days' space, thou here be'st found
+ On any ground that I am ruler of,
+ The world shall not be ransom for thy life.
+ Come, Warwick, come, good Warwick, go with me;
+ I have great matters to impart to thee.
+
+ [Exeunt all but QUEEN MARGARET and SUFFOLK]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Mischance and sorrow go along with you!
+ Heart's discontent and sour affliction
+ Be playfellows to keep you company!
+ There's two of you; the devil make a third!
+ And threefold vengeance tend upon your steps!
+
+SUFFOLK Cease, gentle queen, these execrations,
+ And let thy Suffolk take his heavy leave.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Fie, coward woman and soft-hearted wretch!
+ Hast thou not spirit to curse thine enemy?
+
+SUFFOLK A plague upon them! wherefore should I curse them?
+ Would curses kill, as doth the mandrake's groan,
+ I would invent as bitter-searching terms,
+ As curst, as harsh and horrible to hear,
+ Deliver'd strongly through my fixed teeth,
+ With full as many signs of deadly hate,
+ As lean-faced Envy in her loathsome cave:
+ My tongue should stumble in mine earnest words;
+ Mine eyes should sparkle like the beaten flint;
+ Mine hair be fixed on end, as one distract;
+ Ay, every joint should seem to curse and ban:
+ And even now my burthen'd heart would break,
+ Should I not curse them. Poison be their drink!
+ Gall, worse than gall, the daintiest that they taste!
+ Their sweetest shade a grove of cypress trees!
+ Their chiefest prospect murdering basilisks!
+ Their softest touch as smart as lizards' sting!
+ Their music frightful as the serpent's hiss,
+ And boding screech-owls make the concert full!
+ All the foul terrors in dark-seated hell--
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Enough, sweet Suffolk; thou torment'st thyself;
+ And these dread curses, like the sun 'gainst glass,
+ Or like an overcharged gun, recoil,
+ And turn the force of them upon thyself.
+
+SUFFOLK You bade me ban, and will you bid me leave?
+ Now, by the ground that I am banish'd from,
+ Well could I curse away a winter's night,
+ Though standing naked on a mountain top,
+ Where biting cold would never let grass grow,
+ And think it but a minute spent in sport.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET O, let me entreat thee cease. Give me thy hand,
+ That I may dew it with my mournful tears;
+ Nor let the rain of heaven wet this place,
+ To wash away my woful monuments.
+ O, could this kiss be printed in thy hand,
+ That thou mightst think upon these by the seal,
+ Through whom a thousand sighs are breathed for thee!
+ So, get thee gone, that I may know my grief;
+ 'Tis but surmised whiles thou art standing by,
+ As one that surfeits thinking on a want.
+ I will repeal thee, or, be well assured,
+ Adventure to be banished myself:
+ And banished I am, if but from thee.
+ Go; speak not to me; even now be gone.
+ O, go not yet! Even thus two friends condemn'd
+ Embrace and kiss and take ten thousand leaves,
+ Loather a hundred times to part than die.
+ Yet now farewell; and farewell life with thee!
+
+SUFFOLK Thus is poor Suffolk ten times banished;
+ Once by the king, and three times thrice by thee.
+ 'Tis not the land I care for, wert thou thence;
+ A wilderness is populous enough,
+ So Suffolk had thy heavenly company:
+ For where thou art, there is the world itself,
+ With every several pleasure in the world,
+ And where thou art not, desolation.
+ I can no more: live thou to joy thy life;
+ Myself no joy in nought but that thou livest.
+
+ [Enter VAUX]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Wither goes Vaux so fast? what news, I prithee?
+
+VAUX To signify unto his majesty
+ That Cardinal Beaufort is at point of death;
+ For suddenly a grievous sickness took him,
+ That makes him gasp and stare and catch the air,
+ Blaspheming God and cursing men on earth.
+ Sometimes he talks as if Duke Humphrey's ghost
+ Were by his side; sometime he calls the king,
+ And whispers to his pillow, as to him,
+ The secrets of his overcharged soul;
+ And I am sent to tell his majesty
+ That even now he cries aloud for him.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Go tell this heavy message to the king.
+
+ [Exit VAUX]
+
+ Ay me! what is this world! what news are these!
+ But wherefore grieve I at an hour's poor loss,
+ Omitting Suffolk's exile, my soul's treasure?
+ Why only, Suffolk, mourn I not for thee,
+ And with the southern clouds contend in tears,
+ Theirs for the earth's increase, mine for my sorrows?
+ Now get thee hence: the king, thou know'st, is coming;
+ If thou be found by me, thou art but dead.
+
+SUFFOLK If I depart from thee, I cannot live;
+ And in thy sight to die, what were it else
+ But like a pleasant slumber in thy lap?
+ Here could I breathe my soul into the air,
+ As mild and gentle as the cradle-babe
+ Dying with mother's dug between its lips:
+ Where, from thy sight, I should be raging mad,
+ And cry out for thee to close up mine eyes,
+ To have thee with thy lips to stop my mouth;
+ So shouldst thou either turn my flying soul,
+ Or I should breathe it so into thy body,
+ And then it lived in sweet Elysium.
+ To die by thee were but to die in jest;
+ From thee to die were torture more than death:
+ O, let me stay, befall what may befall!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Away! though parting be a fretful corrosive,
+ It is applied to a deathful wound.
+ To France, sweet Suffolk: let me hear from thee;
+ For wheresoe'er thou art in this world's globe,
+ I'll have an Iris that shall find thee out.
+
+SUFFOLK I go.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET And take my heart with thee.
+
+SUFFOLK A jewel, lock'd into the wofull'st cask
+ That ever did contain a thing of worth.
+ Even as a splitted bark, so sunder we
+ This way fall I to death.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET This way for me.
+
+ [Exeunt severally]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III A bedchamber.
+
+
+ [Enter the KING, SALISBURY, WARWICK, to the
+ CARDINAL in bed]
+
+KING HENRY VI How fares my lord? speak, Beaufort, to
+ thy sovereign.
+
+CARDINAL If thou be'st death, I'll give thee England's treasure,
+ Enough to purchase such another island,
+ So thou wilt let me live, and feel no pain.
+
+KING HENRY VI Ah, what a sign it is of evil life,
+ Where death's approach is seen so terrible!
+
+WARWICK Beaufort, it is thy sovereign speaks to thee.
+
+CARDINAL Bring me unto my trial when you will.
+ Died he not in his bed? where should he die?
+ Can I make men live, whether they will or no?
+ O, torture me no more! I will confess.
+ Alive again? then show me where he is:
+ I'll give a thousand pound to look upon him.
+ He hath no eyes, the dust hath blinded them.
+ Comb down his hair; look, look! it stands upright,
+ Like lime-twigs set to catch my winged soul.
+ Give me some drink; and bid the apothecary
+ Bring the strong poison that I bought of him.
+
+KING HENRY VI O thou eternal Mover of the heavens.
+ Look with a gentle eye upon this wretch!
+ O, beat away the busy meddling fiend
+ That lays strong siege unto this wretch's soul.
+ And from his bosom purge this black despair!
+
+WARWICK See, how the pangs of death do make him grin!
+
+SALISBURY Disturb him not; let him pass peaceably.
+
+KING HENRY VI Peace to his soul, if God's good pleasure be!
+ Lord cardinal, if thou think'st on heaven's bliss,
+ Hold up thy hand, make signal of thy hope.
+ He dies, and makes no sign. O God, forgive him!
+
+WARWICK So bad a death argues a monstrous life.
+
+KING HENRY VI Forbear to judge, for we are sinners all.
+ Close up his eyes and draw the curtain close;
+ And let us all to meditation.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I The coast of Kent.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Fight at sea. Ordnance goes off. Enter a
+ Captain, a Master, a Master's-mate, WALTER WHITMORE,
+ and others; with them SUFFOLK, and others, prisoners]
+
+Captain The gaudy, blabbing and remorseful day
+ Is crept into the bosom of the sea;
+ And now loud-howling wolves arouse the jades
+ That drag the tragic melancholy night;
+ Who, with their drowsy, slow and flagging wings,
+ Clip dead men's graves and from their misty jaws
+ Breathe foul contagious darkness in the air.
+ Therefore bring forth the soldiers of our prize;
+ For, whilst our pinnace anchors in the Downs,
+ Here shall they make their ransom on the sand,
+ Or with their blood stain this discolour'd shore.
+ Master, this prisoner freely give I thee;
+ And thou that art his mate, make boot of this;
+ The other, Walter Whitmore, is thy share.
+
+First Gentleman What is my ransom, master? let me know.
+
+Master A thousand crowns, or else lay down your head.
+
+Master's-Mate And so much shall you give, or off goes yours.
+
+Captain What, think you much to pay two thousand crowns,
+ And bear the name and port of gentlemen?
+ Cut both the villains' throats; for die you shall:
+ The lives of those which we have lost in fight
+ Be counterpoised with such a petty sum!
+
+First Gentleman I'll give it, sir; and therefore spare my life.
+
+Second Gentleman And so will I and write home for it straight.
+
+WHITMORE I lost mine eye in laying the prize aboard,
+ And therefore to revenge it, shalt thou die;
+
+ [To SUFFOLK]
+
+ And so should these, if I might have my will.
+
+Captain Be not so rash; take ransom, let him live.
+
+SUFFOLK Look on my George; I am a gentleman:
+ Rate me at what thou wilt, thou shalt be paid.
+
+WHITMORE And so am I; my name is Walter Whitmore.
+ How now! why start'st thou? what, doth
+ death affright?
+
+SUFFOLK Thy name affrights me, in whose sound is death.
+ A cunning man did calculate my birth
+ And told me that by water I should die:
+ Yet let not this make thee be bloody-minded;
+ Thy name is Gaultier, being rightly sounded.
+
+WHITMORE Gaultier or Walter, which it is, I care not:
+ Never yet did base dishonour blur our name,
+ But with our sword we wiped away the blot;
+ Therefore, when merchant-like I sell revenge,
+ Broke be my sword, my arms torn and defaced,
+ And I proclaim'd a coward through the world!
+
+SUFFOLK Stay, Whitmore; for thy prisoner is a prince,
+ The Duke of Suffolk, William de la Pole.
+
+WHITMORE The Duke of Suffolk muffled up in rags!
+
+SUFFOLK Ay, but these rags are no part of the duke:
+ Jove sometimes went disguised, and why not I?
+
+Captain But Jove was never slain, as thou shalt be.
+
+SUFFOLK Obscure and lowly swain, King Henry's blood,
+ The honourable blood of Lancaster,
+ Must not be shed by such a jaded groom.
+ Hast thou not kiss'd thy hand and held my stirrup?
+ Bare-headed plodded by my foot-cloth mule
+ And thought thee happy when I shook my head?
+ How often hast thou waited at my cup,
+ Fed from my trencher, kneel'd down at the board.
+ When I have feasted with Queen Margaret?
+ Remember it and let it make thee crest-fall'n,
+ Ay, and allay this thy abortive pride;
+ How in our voiding lobby hast thou stood
+ And duly waited for my coming forth?
+ This hand of mine hath writ in thy behalf,
+ And therefore shall it charm thy riotous tongue.
+
+WHITMORE Speak, captain, shall I stab the forlorn swain?
+
+Captain First let my words stab him, as he hath me.
+
+SUFFOLK Base slave, thy words are blunt and so art thou.
+
+Captain Convey him hence and on our longboat's side
+ Strike off his head.
+
+SUFFOLK Thou darest not, for thy own.
+
+Captain Yes, Pole.
+
+SUFFOLK Pole!
+
+Captain Pool! Sir Pool! lord!
+ Ay, kennel, puddle, sink; whose filth and dirt
+ Troubles the silver spring where England drinks.
+ Now will I dam up this thy yawning mouth
+ For swallowing the treasure of the realm:
+ Thy lips that kiss'd the queen shall sweep the ground;
+ And thou that smiledst at good Duke Humphrey's death,
+ Against the senseless winds shalt grin in vain,
+ Who in contempt shall hiss at thee again:
+ And wedded be thou to the hags of hell,
+ For daring to affy a mighty lord
+ Unto the daughter of a worthless king,
+ Having neither subject, wealth, nor diadem.
+ By devilish policy art thou grown great,
+ And, like ambitious Sylla, overgorged
+ With gobbets of thy mother's bleeding heart.
+ By thee Anjou and Maine were sold to France,
+ The false revolting Normans thorough thee
+ Disdain to call us lord, and Picardy
+ Hath slain their governors, surprised our forts,
+ And sent the ragged soldiers wounded home.
+ The princely Warwick, and the Nevils all,
+ Whose dreadful swords were never drawn in vain,
+ As hating thee, are rising up in arms:
+ And now the house of York, thrust from the crown
+ By shameful murder of a guiltless king
+ And lofty proud encroaching tyranny,
+ Burns with revenging fire; whose hopeful colours
+ Advance our half-faced sun, striving to shine,
+ Under the which is writ 'Invitis nubibus.'
+ The commons here in Kent are up in arms:
+ And, to conclude, reproach and beggary
+ Is crept into the palace of our king.
+ And all by thee. Away! convey him hence.
+
+SUFFOLK O that I were a god, to shoot forth thunder
+ Upon these paltry, servile, abject drudges!
+ Small things make base men proud: this villain here,
+ Being captain of a pinnace, threatens more
+ Than Bargulus the strong Illyrian pirate.
+ Drones suck not eagles' blood but rob beehives:
+ It is impossible that I should die
+ By such a lowly vassal as thyself.
+ Thy words move rage and not remorse in me:
+ I go of message from the queen to France;
+ I charge thee waft me safely cross the Channel.
+
+Captain Walter,--
+
+WHITMORE Come, Suffolk, I must waft thee to thy death.
+
+SUFFOLK Gelidus timor occupat artus it is thee I fear.
+
+WHITMORE Thou shalt have cause to fear before I leave thee.
+ What, are ye daunted now? now will ye stoop?
+
+First Gentleman My gracious lord, entreat him, speak him fair.
+
+SUFFOLK Suffolk's imperial tongue is stern and rough,
+ Used to command, untaught to plead for favour.
+ Far be it we should honour such as these
+ With humble suit: no, rather let my head
+ Stoop to the block than these knees bow to any
+ Save to the God of heaven and to my king;
+ And sooner dance upon a bloody pole
+ Than stand uncover'd to the vulgar groom.
+ True nobility is exempt from fear:
+ More can I bear than you dare execute.
+
+Captain Hale him away, and let him talk no more.
+
+SUFFOLK Come, soldiers, show what cruelty ye can,
+ That this my death may never be forgot!
+ Great men oft die by vile bezonians:
+ A Roman sworder and banditto slave
+ Murder'd sweet Tully; Brutus' bastard hand
+ Stabb'd Julius Caesar; savage islanders
+ Pompey the Great; and Suffolk dies by pirates.
+
+ [Exeunt Whitmore and others with Suffolk]
+
+Captain And as for these whose ransom we have set,
+ It is our pleasure one of them depart;
+ Therefore come you with us and let him go.
+
+ [Exeunt all but the First Gentleman]
+
+ [Re-enter WHITMORE with SUFFOLK's body]
+
+WHITMORE There let his head and lifeless body lie,
+ Until the queen his mistress bury it.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+First Gentleman O barbarous and bloody spectacle!
+ His body will I bear unto the king:
+ If he revenge it not, yet will his friends;
+ So will the queen, that living held him dear.
+
+ [Exit with the body]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Blackheath.
+
+
+ [Enter GEORGE BEVIS and JOHN HOLLAND]
+
+BEVIS Come, and get thee a sword, though made of a lath;
+ they have been up these two days.
+
+HOLLAND They have the more need to sleep now, then.
+
+BEVIS I tell thee, Jack Cade the clothier means to dress
+ the commonwealth, and turn it, and set a new nap upon it.
+
+HOLLAND So he had need, for 'tis threadbare. Well, I say it
+ was never merry world in England since gentlemen came up.
+
+BEVIS O miserable age! virtue is not regarded in handicrafts-men.
+
+HOLLAND The nobility think scorn to go in leather aprons.
+
+BEVIS Nay, more, the king's council are no good workmen.
+
+HOLLAND True; and yet it is said, labour in thy vocation;
+ which is as much to say as, let the magistrates be
+ labouring men; and therefore should we be
+ magistrates.
+
+BEVIS Thou hast hit it; for there's no better sign of a
+ brave mind than a hard hand.
+
+HOLLAND I see them! I see them! there's Best's son, the
+ tanner of Wingham,--
+
+BEVIS He shall have the skin of our enemies, to make
+ dog's-leather of.
+
+HOLLAND And Dick the Butcher,--
+
+BEVIS Then is sin struck down like an ox, and iniquity's
+ throat cut like a calf.
+
+HOLLAND And Smith the weaver,--
+
+BEVIS Argo, their thread of life is spun.
+
+HOLLAND Come, come, let's fall in with them.
+
+ [Drum. Enter CADE, DICK the Butcher, SMITH the
+ Weaver, and a Sawyer, with infinite numbers]
+
+CADE We John Cade, so termed of our supposed father,--
+
+DICK [Aside] Or rather, of stealing a cade of herrings.
+
+CADE For our enemies shall fall before us, inspired with
+ the spirit of putting down kings and princes,
+ --Command silence.
+
+DICK Silence!
+
+CADE My father was a Mortimer,--
+
+DICK [Aside] He was an honest man, and a good
+ bricklayer.
+
+CADE My mother a Plantagenet,--
+
+DICK [Aside] I knew her well; she was a midwife.
+
+CADE My wife descended of the Lacies,--
+
+DICK [Aside] She was, indeed, a pedler's daughter, and
+ sold many laces.
+
+SMITH [Aside] But now of late, notable to travel with her
+ furred pack, she washes bucks here at home.
+
+CADE Therefore am I of an honourable house.
+
+DICK [Aside] Ay, by my faith, the field is honourable;
+ and there was he borne, under a hedge, for his
+ father had never a house but the cage.
+
+CADE Valiant I am.
+
+SMITH [Aside] A' must needs; for beggary is valiant.
+
+CADE I am able to endure much.
+
+DICK [Aside] No question of that; for I have seen him
+ whipped three market-days together.
+
+CADE I fear neither sword nor fire.
+
+SMITH [Aside] He need not fear the sword; for his coat is of proof.
+
+DICK [Aside] But methinks he should stand in fear of
+ fire, being burnt i' the hand for stealing of sheep.
+
+CADE Be brave, then; for your captain is brave, and vows
+ reformation. There shall be in England seven
+ halfpenny loaves sold for a penny: the three-hooped
+ pot; shall have ten hoops and I will make it felony
+ to drink small beer: all the realm shall be in
+ common; and in Cheapside shall my palfrey go to
+ grass: and when I am king, as king I will be,--
+
+ALL God save your majesty!
+
+CADE I thank you, good people: there shall be no money;
+ all shall eat and drink on my score; and I will
+ apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree
+ like brothers and worship me their lord.
+
+DICK The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
+
+CADE Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable
+ thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should
+ be made parchment? that parchment, being scribbled
+ o'er, should undo a man? Some say the bee stings:
+ but I say, 'tis the bee's wax; for I did but seal
+ once to a thing, and I was never mine own man
+ since. How now! who's there?
+
+ [Enter some, bringing forward the Clerk of Chatham]
+
+SMITH The clerk of Chatham: he can write and read and
+ cast accompt.
+
+CADE O monstrous!
+
+SMITH We took him setting of boys' copies.
+
+CADE Here's a villain!
+
+SMITH Has a book in his pocket with red letters in't.
+
+CADE Nay, then, he is a conjurer.
+
+DICK Nay, he can make obligations, and write court-hand.
+
+CADE I am sorry for't: the man is a proper man, of mine
+ honour; unless I find him guilty, he shall not die.
+ Come hither, sirrah, I must examine thee: what is thy name?
+
+Clerk Emmanuel.
+
+DICK They use to write it on the top of letters: 'twill
+ go hard with you.
+
+CADE Let me alone. Dost thou use to write thy name? or
+ hast thou a mark to thyself, like an honest
+ plain-dealing man?
+
+CLERK Sir, I thank God, I have been so well brought up
+ that I can write my name.
+
+ALL He hath confessed: away with him! he's a villain
+ and a traitor.
+
+CADE Away with him, I say! hang him with his pen and
+ ink-horn about his neck.
+
+ [Exit one with the Clerk]
+
+ [Enter MICHAEL]
+
+MICHAEL Where's our general?
+
+CADE Here I am, thou particular fellow.
+
+MICHAEL Fly, fly, fly! Sir Humphrey Stafford and his
+ brother are hard by, with the king's forces.
+
+CADE Stand, villain, stand, or I'll fell thee down. He
+ shall be encountered with a man as good as himself:
+ he is but a knight, is a'?
+
+MICHAEL No.
+
+CADE To equal him, I will make myself a knight presently.
+
+ [Kneels]
+
+ Rise up Sir John Mortimer.
+
+ [Rises]
+
+ Now have at him!
+
+ [Enter SIR HUMPHREY and WILLIAM STAFFORD, with
+ drum and soldiers]
+
+SIR HUMPHREY Rebellious hinds, the filth and scum of Kent,
+ Mark'd for the gallows, lay your weapons down;
+ Home to your cottages, forsake this groom:
+ The king is merciful, if you revolt.
+
+WILLIAM STAFFORD But angry, wrathful, and inclined to blood,
+ If you go forward; therefore yield, or die.
+
+CADE As for these silken-coated slaves, I pass not:
+ It is to you, good people, that I speak,
+ Over whom, in time to come, I hope to reign;
+ For I am rightful heir unto the crown.
+
+SIR HUMPHREY Villain, thy father was a plasterer;
+ And thou thyself a shearman, art thou not?
+
+CADE And Adam was a gardener.
+
+WILLIAM STAFFORD And what of that?
+
+CADE Marry, this: Edmund Mortimer, Earl of March.
+ Married the Duke of Clarence' daughter, did he not?
+
+SIR HUMPHREY Ay, sir.
+
+CADE By her he had two children at one birth.
+
+WILLIAM STAFFORD That's false.
+
+CADE Ay, there's the question; but I say, 'tis true:
+ The elder of them, being put to nurse,
+ Was by a beggar-woman stolen away;
+ And, ignorant of his birth and parentage,
+ Became a bricklayer when he came to age:
+ His son am I; deny it, if you can.
+
+DICK Nay, 'tis too true; therefore he shall be king.
+
+SMITH Sir, he made a chimney in my father's house, and
+ the bricks are alive at this day to testify it;
+ therefore deny it not.
+
+SIR HUMPHREY And will you credit this base drudge's words,
+ That speaks he knows not what?
+
+ALL Ay, marry, will we; therefore get ye gone.
+
+WILLIAM STAFFORD Jack Cade, the Duke of York hath taught you this.
+
+CADE [Aside] He lies, for I invented it myself.
+ Go to, sirrah, tell the king from me, that, for his
+ father's sake, Henry the Fifth, in whose time boys
+ went to span-counter for French crowns, I am content
+ he shall reign; but I'll be protector over him.
+
+DICK And furthermore, well have the Lord Say's head for
+ selling the dukedom of Maine.
+
+CADE And good reason; for thereby is England mained, and
+ fain to go with a staff, but that my puissance holds
+ it up. Fellow kings, I tell you that that Lord Say
+ hath gelded the commonwealth, and made it an eunuch:
+ and more than that, he can speak French; and
+ therefore he is a traitor.
+
+SIR HUMPHREY O gross and miserable ignorance!
+
+CADE Nay, answer, if you can: the Frenchmen are our
+ enemies; go to, then, I ask but this: can he that
+ speaks with the tongue of an enemy be a good
+ counsellor, or no?
+
+ALL No, no; and therefore we'll have his head.
+
+WILLIAM STAFFORD Well, seeing gentle words will not prevail,
+ Assail them with the army of the king.
+
+SIR HUMPHREY Herald, away; and throughout every town
+ Proclaim them traitors that are up with Cade;
+ That those which fly before the battle ends
+ May, even in their wives' and children's sight,
+ Be hang'd up for example at their doors:
+ And you that be the king's friends, follow me.
+
+ [Exeunt WILLIAM STAFFORD and SIR HUMPHREY, and soldiers]
+
+CADE And you that love the commons, follow me.
+ Now show yourselves men; 'tis for liberty.
+ We will not leave one lord, one gentleman:
+ Spare none but such as go in clouted shoon;
+ For they are thrifty honest men, and such
+ As would, but that they dare not, take our parts.
+
+DICK They are all in order and march toward us.
+
+CADE But then are we in order when we are most
+ out of order. Come, march forward.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III Another part of Blackheath.
+
+
+ [Alarums to the fight, wherein SIR HUMPHREY and
+ WILLIAM STAFFORD are slain. Enter CADE and the rest]
+
+CADE Where's Dick, the butcher of Ashford?
+
+DICK Here, sir.
+
+CADE They fell before thee like sheep and oxen, and thou
+ behavedst thyself as if thou hadst been in thine own
+ slaughter-house: therefore thus will I reward thee,
+ the Lent shall be as long again as it is; and thou
+ shalt have a licence to kill for a hundred lacking
+ one.
+
+DICK I desire no more.
+
+CADE And, to speak truth, thou deservest no less. This
+ monument of the victory will I bear;
+
+ [Putting on SIR HUMPHREY'S brigandine]
+
+ and the bodies shall be dragged at my horse' heels
+ till I do come to London, where we will have the
+ mayor's sword borne before us.
+
+DICK If we mean to thrive and do good, break open the
+ gaols and let out the prisoners.
+
+CADE Fear not that, I warrant thee. Come, let's march
+ towards London.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY VI with a supplication, and the
+ QUEEN with SUFFOLK'S head, BUCKINGHAM and Lord SAY]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Oft have I heard that grief softens the mind,
+ And makes it fearful and degenerate;
+ Think therefore on revenge and cease to weep.
+ But who can cease to weep and look on this?
+ Here may his head lie on my throbbing breast:
+ But where's the body that I should embrace?
+
+BUCKINGHAM What answer makes your grace to the rebels'
+ supplication?
+
+KING HENRY VI I'll send some holy bishop to entreat;
+ For God forbid so many simple souls
+ Should perish by the sword! And I myself,
+ Rather than bloody war shall cut them short,
+ Will parley with Jack Cade their general:
+ But stay, I'll read it over once again.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Ah, barbarous villains! hath this lovely face
+ Ruled, like a wandering planet, over me,
+ And could it not enforce them to relent,
+ That were unworthy to behold the same?
+
+KING HENRY VI Lord Say, Jack Cade hath sworn to have thy head.
+
+SAY Ay, but I hope your highness shall have his.
+
+KING HENRY VI How now, madam!
+ Still lamenting and mourning for Suffolk's death?
+ I fear me, love, if that I had been dead,
+ Thou wouldst not have mourn'd so much for me.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET No, my love, I should not mourn, but die for thee.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+KING HENRY VI How now! what news? why comest thou in such haste?
+
+Messenger The rebels are in Southwark; fly, my lord!
+ Jack Cade proclaims himself Lord Mortimer,
+ Descended from the Duke of Clarence' house,
+ And calls your grace usurper openly
+ And vows to crown himself in Westminster.
+ His army is a ragged multitude
+ Of hinds and peasants, rude and merciless:
+ Sir Humphrey Stafford and his brother's death
+ Hath given them heart and courage to proceed:
+ All scholars, lawyers, courtiers, gentlemen,
+ They call false caterpillars, and intend their death.
+
+KING HENRY VI O graceless men! they know not what they do.
+
+BUCKINGHAM My gracious lord, return to Killingworth,
+ Until a power be raised to put them down.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Ah, were the Duke of Suffolk now alive,
+ These Kentish rebels would be soon appeased!
+
+KING HENRY VI Lord Say, the traitors hate thee;
+ Therefore away with us to Killingworth.
+
+SAY So might your grace's person be in danger.
+ The sight of me is odious in their eyes;
+ And therefore in this city will I stay
+ And live alone as secret as I may.
+
+ [Enter another Messenger]
+
+Messenger Jack Cade hath gotten London bridge:
+ The citizens fly and forsake their houses:
+ The rascal people, thirsting after prey,
+ Join with the traitor, and they jointly swear
+ To spoil the city and your royal court.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Then linger not, my lord, away, take horse.
+
+KING HENRY VI Come, Margaret; God, our hope, will succor us.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET My hope is gone, now Suffolk is deceased.
+
+KING HENRY VI Farewell, my lord: trust not the Kentish rebels.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Trust nobody, for fear you be betray'd.
+
+SAY The trust I have is in mine innocence,
+ And therefore am I bold and resolute.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V London. The Tower.
+
+
+ [Enter SCALES upon the Tower, walking.
+ Then enter two or three Citizens below]
+
+SCALES How now! is Jack Cade slain?
+
+First Citizen No, my lord, nor likely to be slain; for they have
+ won the bridge, killing all those that withstand
+ them: the lord mayor craves aid of your honour from
+ the Tower, to defend the city from the rebels.
+
+SCALES Such aid as I can spare you shall command;
+ But I am troubled here with them myself;
+ The rebels have assay'd to win the Tower.
+ But get you to Smithfield, and gather head,
+ And thither I will send you Matthew Goffe;
+ Fight for your king, your country and your lives;
+ And so, farewell, for I must hence again.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VI London. Cannon Street.
+
+
+ [Enter CADE and the rest, and strikes his staff on
+ London-stone]
+
+CADE Now is Mortimer lord of this city. And here, sitting
+ upon London-stone, I charge and command that, of the
+ city's cost, the pissing-conduit run nothing but
+ claret wine this first year of our reign. And now
+ henceforward it shall be treason for any that calls
+ me other than Lord Mortimer.
+
+ [Enter a Soldier, running]
+
+Soldier Jack Cade! Jack Cade!
+
+CADE Knock him down there.
+
+ [They kill him]
+
+SMITH If this fellow be wise, he'll never call ye Jack
+ Cade more: I think he hath a very fair warning.
+
+DICK My lord, there's an army gathered together in
+ Smithfield.
+
+CADE Come, then, let's go fight with them; but first, go
+ and set London bridge on fire; and, if you can, burn
+ down the Tower too. Come, let's away.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VII London. Smithfield.
+
+
+ [Alarums. MATTHEW GOFFE is slain, and all the rest.
+ Then enter CADE, with his company.
+
+CADE So, sirs: now go some and pull down the Savoy;
+ others to the inns of court; down with them all.
+
+DICK I have a suit unto your lordship.
+
+CADE Be it a lordship, thou shalt have it for that word.
+
+DICK Only that the laws of England may come out of your mouth.
+
+HOLLAND [Aside] Mass, 'twill be sore law, then; for he was
+ thrust in the mouth with a spear, and 'tis not whole
+ yet.
+
+SMITH [Aside] Nay, John, it will be stinking law for his
+ breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.
+
+CADE I have thought upon it, it shall be so. Away, burn
+ all the records of the realm: my mouth shall be
+ the parliament of England.
+
+HOLLAND [Aside] Then we are like to have biting statutes,
+ unless his teeth be pulled out.
+
+CADE And henceforward all things shall be in common.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger My lord, a prize, a prize! here's the Lord Say,
+ which sold the towns in France; he that made us pay
+ one and twenty fifteens, and one shilling to the
+ pound, the last subsidy.
+
+ [Enter BEVIS, with Lord SAY]
+
+CADE Well, he shall be beheaded for it ten times. Ah,
+ thou say, thou serge, nay, thou buckram lord! now
+ art thou within point-blank of our jurisdiction
+ regal. What canst thou answer to my majesty for
+ giving up of Normandy unto Mounsieur Basimecu, the
+ dauphin of France? Be it known unto thee by these
+ presence, even the presence of Lord Mortimer, that I
+ am the besom that must sweep the court clean of such
+ filth as thou art. Thou hast most traitorously
+ corrupted the youth of the realm in erecting a
+ grammar school; and whereas, before, our forefathers
+ had no other books but the score and the tally, thou
+ hast caused printing to be used, and, contrary to
+ the king, his crown and dignity, thou hast built a
+ paper-mill. It will be proved to thy face that thou
+ hast men about thee that usually talk of a noun and
+ a verb, and such abominable words as no Christian
+ ear can endure to hear. Thou hast appointed
+ justices of peace, to call poor men before them
+ about matters they were not able to answer.
+ Moreover, thou hast put them in prison; and because
+ they could not read, thou hast hanged them; when,
+ indeed, only for that cause they have been most
+ worthy to live. Thou dost ride in a foot-cloth, dost thou not?
+
+SAY What of that?
+
+CADE Marry, thou oughtest not to let thy horse wear a
+ cloak, when honester men than thou go in their hose
+ and doublets.
+
+DICK And work in their shirt too; as myself, for example,
+ that am a butcher.
+
+SAY You men of Kent,--
+
+DICK What say you of Kent?
+
+SAY Nothing but this; 'tis 'bona terra, mala gens.'
+
+CADE Away with him, away with him! he speaks Latin.
+
+SAY Hear me but speak, and bear me where you will.
+ Kent, in the Commentaries Caesar writ,
+ Is term'd the civil'st place of this isle:
+ Sweet is the country, because full of riches;
+ The people liberal, valiant, active, wealthy;
+ Which makes me hope you are not void of pity.
+ I sold not Maine, I lost not Normandy,
+ Yet, to recover them, would lose my life.
+ Justice with favour have I always done;
+ Prayers and tears have moved me, gifts could never.
+ When have I aught exacted at your hands,
+ But to maintain the king, the realm and you?
+ Large gifts have I bestow'd on learned clerks,
+ Because my book preferr'd me to the king,
+ And seeing ignorance is the curse of God,
+ Knowledge the wing wherewith we fly to heaven,
+ Unless you be possess'd with devilish spirits,
+ You cannot but forbear to murder me:
+ This tongue hath parley'd unto foreign kings
+ For your behoof,--
+
+CADE Tut, when struck'st thou one blow in the field?
+
+SAY Great men have reaching hands: oft have I struck
+ Those that I never saw and struck them dead.
+
+BEVIS O monstrous coward! what, to come behind folks?
+
+SAY These cheeks are pale for watching for your good.
+
+CADE Give him a box o' the ear and that will make 'em red again.
+
+SAY Long sitting to determine poor men's causes
+ Hath made me full of sickness and diseases.
+
+CADE Ye shall have a hempen caudle, then, and the help of hatchet.
+
+DICK Why dost thou quiver, man?
+
+SAY The palsy, and not fear, provokes me.
+
+CADE Nay, he nods at us, as who should say, I'll be even
+ with you: I'll see if his head will stand steadier
+ on a pole, or no. Take him away, and behead him.
+
+SAY Tell me wherein have I offended most?
+ Have I affected wealth or honour? speak.
+ Are my chests fill'd up with extorted gold?
+ Is my apparel sumptuous to behold?
+ Whom have I injured, that ye seek my death?
+ These hands are free from guiltless bloodshedding,
+ This breast from harbouring foul deceitful thoughts.
+ O, let me live!
+
+CADE [Aside] I feel remorse in myself with his words;
+ but I'll bridle it: he shall die, an it be but for
+ pleading so well for his life. Away with him! he
+ has a familiar under his tongue; he speaks not o'
+ God's name. Go, take him away, I say, and strike
+ off his head presently; and then break into his
+ son-in-law's house, Sir James Cromer, and strike off
+ his head, and bring them both upon two poles hither.
+
+ALL It shall be done.
+
+SAY Ah, countrymen! if when you make your prayers,
+ God should be so obdurate as yourselves,
+ How would it fare with your departed souls?
+ And therefore yet relent, and save my life.
+
+CADE Away with him! and do as I command ye.
+
+ [Exeunt some with Lord SAY]
+
+ The proudest peer in the realm shall not wear a head
+ on his shoulders, unless he pay me tribute; there
+ shall not a maid be married, but she shall pay to me
+ her maidenhead ere they have it: men shall hold of
+ me in capite; and we charge and command that their
+ wives be as free as heart can wish or tongue can tell.
+
+DICK My lord, when shall we go to Cheapside and take up
+ commodities upon our bills?
+
+CADE Marry, presently.
+
+ALL O, brave!
+
+ [Re-enter one with the heads]
+
+CADE But is not this braver? Let them kiss one another,
+ for they loved well when they were alive. Now part
+ them again, lest they consult about the giving up of
+ some more towns in France. Soldiers, defer the
+ spoil of the city until night: for with these borne
+ before us, instead of maces, will we ride through
+ the streets, and at every corner have them kiss. Away!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VIII Southwark.
+
+
+ [Alarum and retreat. Enter CADE and all his
+ rabblement]
+
+CADE Up Fish Street! down Saint Magnus' Corner! Kill
+ and knock down! throw them into Thames!
+
+ [Sound a parley]
+
+ What noise is this I hear? Dare any be so bold to
+ sound retreat or parley, when I command them kill?
+
+ [Enter BUCKINGHAM and CLIFFORD, attended]
+
+BUCKINGHAM Ay, here they be that dare and will disturb thee:
+ Know, Cade, we come ambassadors from the king
+ Unto the commons whom thou hast misled;
+ And here pronounce free pardon to them all
+ That will forsake thee and go home in peace.
+
+CLIFFORD What say ye, countrymen? will ye relent,
+ And yield to mercy whilst 'tis offer'd you;
+ Or let a rebel lead you to your deaths?
+ Who loves the king and will embrace his pardon,
+ Fling up his cap, and say 'God save his majesty!'
+ Who hateth him and honours not his father,
+ Henry the Fifth, that made all France to quake,
+ Shake he his weapon at us and pass by.
+
+ALL God save the king! God save the king!
+
+CADE What, Buckingham and Clifford, are ye so brave? And
+ you, base peasants, do ye believe him? will you
+ needs be hanged with your pardons about your necks?
+ Hath my sword therefore broke through London gates,
+ that you should leave me at the White Hart in
+ Southwark? I thought ye would never have given out
+ these arms till you had recovered your ancient
+ freedom: but you are all recreants and dastards,
+ and delight to live in slavery to the nobility. Let
+ them break your backs with burthens, take your
+ houses over your heads, ravish your wives and
+ daughters before your faces: for me, I will make
+ shift for one; and so, God's curse light upon you
+ all!
+
+ALL We'll follow Cade, we'll follow Cade!
+
+CLIFFORD Is Cade the son of Henry the Fifth,
+ That thus you do exclaim you'll go with him?
+ Will he conduct you through the heart of France,
+ And make the meanest of you earls and dukes?
+ Alas, he hath no home, no place to fly to;
+ Nor knows he how to live but by the spoil,
+ Unless by robbing of your friends and us.
+ Were't not a shame, that whilst you live at jar,
+ The fearful French, whom you late vanquished,
+ Should make a start o'er seas and vanquish you?
+ Methinks already in this civil broil
+ I see them lording it in London streets,
+ Crying 'Villiago!' unto all they meet.
+ Better ten thousand base-born Cades miscarry
+ Than you should stoop unto a Frenchman's mercy.
+ To France, to France, and get what you have lost;
+ Spare England, for it is your native coast;
+ Henry hath money, you are strong and manly;
+ God on our side, doubt not of victory.
+
+ALL A Clifford! a Clifford! we'll follow the king and Clifford.
+
+CADE Was ever feather so lightly blown to and fro as this
+ multitude? The name of Henry the Fifth hales them
+ to an hundred mischiefs, and makes them leave me
+ desolate. I see them lay their heads together to
+ surprise me. My sword make way for me, for here is
+ no staying. In despite of the devils and hell, have
+ through the very middest of you? and heavens and
+ honour be witness, that no want of resolution in me.
+ but only my followers' base and ignominious
+ treasons, makes me betake me to my heels.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BUCKINGHAM What, is he fled? Go some, and follow him;
+ And he that brings his head unto the king
+ Shall have a thousand crowns for his reward.
+
+ [Exeunt some of them]
+
+ Follow me, soldiers: we'll devise a mean
+ To reconcile you all unto the king.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IX Kenilworth Castle.
+
+
+ [Sound Trumpets. Enter KING HENRY VI, QUEEN
+ MARGARET, and SOMERSET, on the terrace]
+
+KING HENRY VI Was ever king that joy'd an earthly throne,
+ And could command no more content than I?
+ No sooner was I crept out of my cradle
+ But I was made a king, at nine months old.
+ Was never subject long'd to be a king
+ As I do long and wish to be a subject.
+
+ [Enter BUCKINGHAM and CLIFFORD]
+
+BUCKINGHAM Health and glad tidings to your majesty!
+
+KING HENRY VI Why, Buckingham, is the traitor Cade surprised?
+ Or is he but retired to make him strong?
+
+ [Enter below, multitudes, with halters about
+ their necks]
+
+CLIFFORD He is fled, my lord, and all his powers do yield;
+ And humbly thus, with halters on their necks,
+ Expect your highness' doom of life or death.
+
+KING HENRY VI Then, heaven, set ope thy everlasting gates,
+ To entertain my vows of thanks and praise!
+ Soldiers, this day have you redeemed your lives,
+ And show'd how well you love your prince and country:
+ Continue still in this so good a mind,
+ And Henry, though he be infortunate,
+ Assure yourselves, will never be unkind:
+ And so, with thanks and pardon to you all,
+ I do dismiss you to your several countries.
+
+ALL God save the king! God save the king!
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger Please it your grace to be advertised
+ The Duke of York is newly come from Ireland,
+ And with a puissant and a mighty power
+ Of gallowglasses and stout kerns
+ Is marching hitherward in proud array,
+ And still proclaimeth, as he comes along,
+ His arms are only to remove from thee
+ The Duke of Somerset, whom he terms traitor.
+
+KING HENRY VI Thus stands my state, 'twixt Cade and York distress'd.
+ Like to a ship that, having 'scaped a tempest,
+ Is straightway calm'd and boarded with a pirate:
+ But now is Cade driven back, his men dispersed;
+ And now is York in arms to second him.
+ I pray thee, Buckingham, go and meet him,
+ And ask him what's the reason of these arms.
+ Tell him I'll send Duke Edmund to the Tower;
+ And, Somerset, we'll commit thee thither,
+ Until his army be dismiss'd from him.
+
+SOMERSET My lord,
+ I'll yield myself to prison willingly,
+ Or unto death, to do my country good.
+
+KING HENRY VI In any case, be not too rough in terms;
+ For he is fierce and cannot brook hard language.
+
+BUCKINGHAM I will, my lord; and doubt not so to deal
+ As all things shall redound unto your good.
+
+KING HENRY VI Come, wife, let's in, and learn to govern better;
+ For yet may England curse my wretched reign.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE X Kent. IDEN's garden.
+
+
+ [Enter CADE]
+
+CADE Fie on ambition! fie on myself, that have a sword,
+ and yet am ready to famish! These five days have I
+ hid me in these woods and durst not peep out, for
+ all the country is laid for me; but now am I so
+ hungry that if I might have a lease of my life for a
+ thousand years I could stay no longer. Wherefore,
+ on a brick wall have I climbed into this garden, to
+ see if I can eat grass, or pick a sallet another
+ while, which is not amiss to cool a man's stomach
+ this hot weather. And I think this word 'sallet'
+ was born to do me good: for many a time, but for a
+ sallet, my brainpan had been cleft with a brown
+ bill; and many a time, when I have been dry and
+ bravely marching, it hath served me instead of a
+ quart pot to drink in; and now the word 'sallet'
+ must serve me to feed on.
+
+ [Enter IDEN]
+
+IDEN Lord, who would live turmoiled in the court,
+ And may enjoy such quiet walks as these?
+ This small inheritance my father left me
+ Contenteth me, and worth a monarchy.
+ I seek not to wax great by others' waning,
+ Or gather wealth, I care not, with what envy:
+ Sufficeth that I have maintains my state
+ And sends the poor well pleased from my gate.
+
+CADE Here's the lord of the soil come to seize me for a
+ stray, for entering his fee-simple without leave.
+ Ah, villain, thou wilt betray me, and get a thousand
+ crowns of the king carrying my head to him: but
+ I'll make thee eat iron like an ostrich, and swallow
+ my sword like a great pin, ere thou and I part.
+
+IDEN Why, rude companion, whatsoe'er thou be,
+ I know thee not; why, then, should I betray thee?
+ Is't not enough to break into my garden,
+ And, like a thief, to come to rob my grounds,
+ Climbing my walls in spite of me the owner,
+ But thou wilt brave me with these saucy terms?
+
+CADE Brave thee! ay, by the best blood that ever was
+ broached, and beard thee too. Look on me well: I
+ have eat no meat these five days; yet, come thou and
+ thy five men, and if I do not leave you all as dead
+ as a doornail, I pray God I may never eat grass more.
+
+IDEN Nay, it shall ne'er be said, while England stands,
+ That Alexander Iden, an esquire of Kent,
+ Took odds to combat a poor famish'd man.
+ Oppose thy steadfast-gazing eyes to mine,
+ See if thou canst outface me with thy looks:
+ Set limb to limb, and thou art far the lesser;
+ Thy hand is but a finger to my fist,
+ Thy leg a stick compared with this truncheon;
+ My foot shall fight with all the strength thou hast;
+ And if mine arm be heaved in the air,
+ Thy grave is digg'd already in the earth.
+ As for words, whose greatness answers words,
+ Let this my sword report what speech forbears.
+
+CADE By my valour, the most complete champion that ever I
+ heard! Steel, if thou turn the edge, or cut not out
+ the burly-boned clown in chines of beef ere thou
+ sleep in thy sheath, I beseech God on my knees thou
+ mayst be turned to hobnails.
+
+ [Here they fight. CADE falls]
+
+ O, I am slain! famine and no other hath slain me:
+ let ten thousand devils come against me, and give me
+ but the ten meals I have lost, and I'll defy them
+ all. Wither, garden; and be henceforth a
+ burying-place to all that do dwell in this house,
+ because the unconquered soul of Cade is fled.
+
+IDEN Is't Cade that I have slain, that monstrous traitor?
+ Sword, I will hollow thee for this thy deed,
+ And hang thee o'er my tomb when I am dead:
+ Ne'er shall this blood be wiped from thy point;
+ But thou shalt wear it as a herald's coat,
+ To emblaze the honour that thy master got.
+
+CADE Iden, farewell, and be proud of thy victory. Tell
+ Kent from me, she hath lost her best man, and exhort
+ all the world to be cowards; for I, that never
+ feared any, am vanquished by famine, not by valour.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+IDEN How much thou wrong'st me, heaven be my judge.
+ Die, damned wretch, the curse of her that bare thee;
+ And as I thrust thy body in with my sword,
+ So wish I, I might thrust thy soul to hell.
+ Hence will I drag thee headlong by the heels
+ Unto a dunghill which shall be thy grave,
+ And there cut off thy most ungracious head;
+ Which I will bear in triumph to the king,
+ Leaving thy trunk for crows to feed upon.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Fields between Dartford and Blackheath.
+
+
+ [Enter YORK, and his army of Irish, with drum
+ and colours]
+
+YORK From Ireland thus comes York to claim his right,
+ And pluck the crown from feeble Henry's head:
+ Ring, bells, aloud; burn, bonfires, clear and bright,
+ To entertain great England's lawful king.
+ Ah! sancta majestas, who would not buy thee dear?
+ Let them obey that know not how to rule;
+ This hand was made to handle naught but gold.
+ I cannot give due action to my words,
+ Except a sword or sceptre balance it:
+ A sceptre shall it have, have I a soul,
+ On which I'll toss the flower-de-luce of France.
+
+ [Enter BUCKINGHAM]
+
+ Whom have we here? Buckingham, to disturb me?
+ The king hath sent him, sure: I must dissemble.
+
+BUCKINGHAM York, if thou meanest well, I greet thee well.
+
+YORK Humphrey of Buckingham, I accept thy greeting.
+ Art thou a messenger, or come of pleasure?
+
+BUCKINGHAM A messenger from Henry, our dread liege,
+ To know the reason of these arms in peace;
+ Or why thou, being a subject as I am,
+ Against thy oath and true allegiance sworn,
+ Should raise so great a power without his leave,
+ Or dare to bring thy force so near the court.
+
+YORK [Aside] Scarce can I speak, my choler is so great:
+ O, I could hew up rocks and fight with flint,
+ I am so angry at these abject terms;
+ And now, like Ajax Telamonius,
+ On sheep or oxen could I spend my fury.
+ I am far better born than is the king,
+ More like a king, more kingly in my thoughts:
+ But I must make fair weather yet a while,
+ Till Henry be more weak and I more strong,--
+ Buckingham, I prithee, pardon me,
+ That I have given no answer all this while;
+ My mind was troubled with deep melancholy.
+ The cause why I have brought this army hither
+ Is to remove proud Somerset from the king,
+ Seditious to his grace and to the state.
+
+BUCKINGHAM That is too much presumption on thy part:
+ But if thy arms be to no other end,
+ The king hath yielded unto thy demand:
+ The Duke of Somerset is in the Tower.
+
+YORK Upon thine honour, is he prisoner?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Upon mine honour, he is prisoner.
+
+YORK Then, Buckingham, I do dismiss my powers.
+ Soldiers, I thank you all; disperse yourselves;
+ Meet me to-morrow in St. George's field,
+ You shall have pay and every thing you wish.
+ And let my sovereign, virtuous Henry,
+ Command my eldest son, nay, all my sons,
+ As pledges of my fealty and love;
+ I'll send them all as willing as I live:
+ Lands, goods, horse, armour, any thing I have,
+ Is his to use, so Somerset may die.
+
+BUCKINGHAM York, I commend this kind submission:
+ We twain will go into his highness' tent.
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY VI and Attendants]
+
+KING HENRY VI Buckingham, doth York intend no harm to us,
+ That thus he marcheth with thee arm in arm?
+
+YORK In all submission and humility
+ York doth present himself unto your highness.
+
+KING HENRY VI Then what intends these forces thou dost bring?
+
+YORK To heave the traitor Somerset from hence,
+ And fight against that monstrous rebel Cade,
+ Who since I heard to be discomfited.
+
+ [Enter IDEN, with CADE'S head]
+
+IDEN If one so rude and of so mean condition
+ May pass into the presence of a king,
+ Lo, I present your grace a traitor's head,
+ The head of Cade, whom I in combat slew.
+
+KING HENRY VI The head of Cade! Great God, how just art Thou!
+ O, let me view his visage, being dead,
+ That living wrought me such exceeding trouble.
+ Tell me, my friend, art thou the man that slew him?
+
+IDEN I was, an't like your majesty.
+
+KING HENRY VI How art thou call'd? and what is thy degree?
+
+IDEN Alexander Iden, that's my name;
+ A poor esquire of Kent, that loves his king.
+
+BUCKINGHAM So please it you, my lord, 'twere not amiss
+ He were created knight for his good service.
+
+KING HENRY VI Iden, kneel down.
+
+ [He kneels]
+
+ Rise up a knight.
+ We give thee for reward a thousand marks,
+ And will that thou henceforth attend on us.
+
+IDEN May Iden live to merit such a bounty.
+ And never live but true unto his liege!
+
+ [Rises]
+
+ [Enter QUEEN MARGARET and SOMERSET]
+
+KING HENRY VI See, Buckingham, Somerset comes with the queen:
+ Go, bid her hide him quickly from the duke.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET For thousand Yorks he shall not hide his head,
+ But boldly stand and front him to his face.
+
+YORK How now! is Somerset at liberty?
+ Then, York, unloose thy long-imprison'd thoughts,
+ And let thy tongue be equal with thy heart.
+ Shall I endure the sight of Somerset?
+ False king! why hast thou broken faith with me,
+ Knowing how hardly I can brook abuse?
+ King did I call thee? no, thou art not king,
+ Not fit to govern and rule multitudes,
+ Which darest not, no, nor canst not rule a traitor.
+ That head of thine doth not become a crown;
+ Thy hand is made to grasp a palmer's staff,
+ And not to grace an awful princely sceptre.
+ That gold must round engirt these brows of mine,
+ Whose smile and frown, like to Achilles' spear,
+ Is able with the change to kill and cure.
+ Here is a hand to hold a sceptre up
+ And with the same to act controlling laws.
+ Give place: by heaven, thou shalt rule no more
+ O'er him whom heaven created for thy ruler.
+
+SOMERSET O monstrous traitor! I arrest thee, York,
+ Of capital treason 'gainst the king and crown;
+ Obey, audacious traitor; kneel for grace.
+
+YORK Wouldst have me kneel? first let me ask of these,
+ If they can brook I bow a knee to man.
+ Sirrah, call in my sons to be my bail;
+
+ [Exit Attendant]
+
+ I know, ere they will have me go to ward,
+ They'll pawn their swords for my enfranchisement.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Call hither Clifford! bid him come amain,
+ To say if that the bastard boys of York
+ Shall be the surety for their traitor father.
+
+ [Exit BUCKINGHAM]
+
+YORK O blood-besotted Neapolitan,
+ Outcast of Naples, England's bloody scourge!
+ The sons of York, thy betters in their birth,
+ Shall be their father's bail; and bane to those
+ That for my surety will refuse the boys!
+
+ [Enter EDWARD and RICHARD]
+
+ See where they come: I'll warrant they'll
+ make it good.
+
+ [Enter CLIFFORD and YOUNG CLIFFORD]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET And here comes Clifford to deny their bail.
+
+CLIFFORD Health and all happiness to my lord the king!
+
+ [Kneels]
+
+YORK I thank thee, Clifford: say, what news with thee?
+ Nay, do not fright us with an angry look;
+ We are thy sovereign, Clifford, kneel again;
+ For thy mistaking so, we pardon thee.
+
+CLIFFORD This is my king, York, I do not mistake;
+ But thou mistakest me much to think I do:
+ To Bedlam with him! is the man grown mad?
+
+KING HENRY VI Ay, Clifford; a bedlam and ambitious humour
+ Makes him oppose himself against his king.
+
+CLIFFORD He is a traitor; let him to the Tower,
+ And chop away that factious pate of his.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET He is arrested, but will not obey;
+ His sons, he says, shall give their words for him.
+
+YORK Will you not, sons?
+
+EDWARD Ay, noble father, if our words will serve.
+
+RICHARD And if words will not, then our weapons shall.
+
+CLIFFORD Why, what a brood of traitors have we here!
+
+YORK Look in a glass, and call thy image so:
+ I am thy king, and thou a false-heart traitor.
+ Call hither to the stake my two brave bears,
+ That with the very shaking of their chains
+ They may astonish these fell-lurking curs:
+ Bid Salisbury and Warwick come to me.
+
+ [Enter the WARWICK and SALISBURY]
+
+CLIFFORD Are these thy bears? we'll bait thy bears to death.
+ And manacle the bear-ward in their chains,
+ If thou darest bring them to the baiting place.
+
+RICHARD Oft have I seen a hot o'erweening cur
+ Run back and bite, because he was withheld;
+ Who, being suffer'd with the bear's fell paw,
+ Hath clapp'd his tail between his legs and cried:
+ And such a piece of service will you do,
+ If you oppose yourselves to match Lord Warwick.
+
+CLIFFORD Hence, heap of wrath, foul indigested lump,
+ As crooked in thy manners as thy shape!
+
+YORK Nay, we shall heat you thoroughly anon.
+
+CLIFFORD Take heed, lest by your heat you burn yourselves.
+
+KING HENRY VI Why, Warwick, hath thy knee forgot to bow?
+ Old Salisbury, shame to thy silver hair,
+ Thou mad misleader of thy brain-sick son!
+ What, wilt thou on thy death-bed play the ruffian,
+ And seek for sorrow with thy spectacles?
+ O, where is faith? O, where is loyalty?
+ If it be banish'd from the frosty head,
+ Where shall it find a harbour in the earth?
+ Wilt thou go dig a grave to find out war,
+ And shame thine honourable age with blood?
+ Why art thou old, and want'st experience?
+ Or wherefore dost abuse it, if thou hast it?
+ For shame! in duty bend thy knee to me
+ That bows unto the grave with mickle age.
+
+SALISBURY My lord, I have consider'd with myself
+ The title of this most renowned duke;
+ And in my conscience do repute his grace
+ The rightful heir to England's royal seat.
+
+KING HENRY VI Hast thou not sworn allegiance unto me?
+
+SALISBURY I have.
+
+KING HENRY VI Canst thou dispense with heaven for such an oath?
+
+SALISBURY It is great sin to swear unto a sin,
+ But greater sin to keep a sinful oath.
+ Who can be bound by any solemn vow
+ To do a murderous deed, to rob a man,
+ To force a spotless virgin's chastity,
+ To reave the orphan of his patrimony,
+ To wring the widow from her custom'd right,
+ And have no other reason for this wrong
+ But that he was bound by a solemn oath?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET A subtle traitor needs no sophister.
+
+KING HENRY VI Call Buckingham, and bid him arm himself.
+
+YORK Call Buckingham, and all the friends thou hast,
+ I am resolved for death or dignity.
+
+CLIFFORD The first I warrant thee, if dreams prove true.
+
+WARWICK You were best to go to bed and dream again,
+ To keep thee from the tempest of the field.
+
+CLIFFORD I am resolved to bear a greater storm
+ Than any thou canst conjure up to-day;
+ And that I'll write upon thy burgonet,
+ Might I but know thee by thy household badge.
+
+WARWICK Now, by my father's badge, old Nevil's crest,
+ The rampant bear chain'd to the ragged staff,
+ This day I'll wear aloft my burgonet,
+ As on a mountain top the cedar shows
+ That keeps his leaves in spite of any storm,
+ Even to affright thee with the view thereof.
+
+CLIFFORD And from thy burgonet I'll rend thy bear
+ And tread it under foot with all contempt,
+ Despite the bear-ward that protects the bear.
+
+YOUNG CLIFFORD And so to arms, victorious father,
+ To quell the rebels and their complices.
+
+RICHARD Fie! charity, for shame! speak not in spite,
+ For you shall sup with Jesu Christ to-night.
+
+YOUNG CLIFFORD Foul stigmatic, that's more than thou canst tell.
+
+RICHARD If not in heaven, you'll surely sup in hell.
+
+ [Exeunt severally]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Saint Alban's.
+
+
+ [Alarums to the battle. Enter WARWICK]
+
+WARWICK Clifford of Cumberland, 'tis Warwick calls:
+ And if thou dost not hide thee from the bear,
+ Now, when the angry trumpet sounds alarum
+ And dead men's cries do fill the empty air,
+ Clifford, I say, come forth and fight with me:
+ Proud northern lord, Clifford of Cumberland,
+ Warwick is hoarse with calling thee to arms.
+
+ [Enter YORK]
+
+ How now, my noble lord? what, all afoot?
+
+YORK The deadly-handed Clifford slew my steed,
+ But match to match I have encounter'd him
+ And made a prey for carrion kites and crows
+ Even of the bonny beast he loved so well.
+
+ [Enter CLIFFORD]
+
+WARWICK Of one or both of us the time is come.
+
+YORK Hold, Warwick, seek thee out some other chase,
+ For I myself must hunt this deer to death.
+
+WARWICK Then, nobly, York; 'tis for a crown thou fight'st.
+ As I intend, Clifford, to thrive to-day,
+ It grieves my soul to leave thee unassail'd.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CLIFFORD What seest thou in me, York? why dost thou pause?
+
+YORK With thy brave bearing should I be in love,
+ But that thou art so fast mine enemy.
+
+CLIFFORD Nor should thy prowess want praise and esteem,
+ But that 'tis shown ignobly and in treason.
+
+YORK So let it help me now against thy sword
+ As I in justice and true right express it.
+
+CLIFFORD My soul and body on the action both!
+
+YORK A dreadful lay! Address thee instantly.
+
+ [They fight, and CLIFFORD falls]
+
+CLIFFORD La fin couronne les oeuvres.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+YORK Thus war hath given thee peace, for thou art still.
+ Peace with his soul, heaven, if it be thy will!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter YOUNG CLIFFORD]
+
+YOUNG CLIFFORD Shame and confusion! all is on the rout;
+ Fear frames disorder, and disorder wounds
+ Where it should guard. O war, thou son of hell,
+ Whom angry heavens do make their minister
+ Throw in the frozen bosoms of our part
+ Hot coals of vengeance! Let no soldier fly.
+ He that is truly dedicate to war
+ Hath no self-love, nor he that loves himself
+ Hath not essentially but by circumstance
+ The name of valour.
+
+ [Seeing his dead father]
+
+ O, let the vile world end,
+ And the premised flames of the last day
+ Knit earth and heaven together!
+ Now let the general trumpet blow his blast,
+ Particularities and petty sounds
+ To cease! Wast thou ordain'd, dear father,
+ To lose thy youth in peace, and to achieve
+ The silver livery of advised age,
+ And, in thy reverence and thy chair-days, thus
+ To die in ruffian battle? Even at this sight
+ My heart is turn'd to stone: and while 'tis mine,
+ It shall be stony. York not our old men spares;
+ No more will I their babes: tears virginal
+ Shall be to me even as the dew to fire,
+ And beauty that the tyrant oft reclaims
+ Shall to my flaming wrath be oil and flax.
+ Henceforth I will not have to do with pity:
+ Meet I an infant of the house of York,
+ Into as many gobbets will I cut it
+ As wild Medea young Absyrtus did:
+ In cruelty will I seek out my fame.
+ Come, thou new ruin of old Clifford's house:
+ As did AEneas old Anchises bear,
+ So bear I thee upon my manly shoulders;
+ But then AEneas bare a living load,
+ Nothing so heavy as these woes of mine.
+
+ [Exit, bearing off his father]
+
+ [Enter RICHARD and SOMERSET to fight. SOMERSET
+ is killed]
+
+RICHARD So, lie thou there;
+ For underneath an alehouse' paltry sign,
+ The Castle in Saint Alban's, Somerset
+ Hath made the wizard famous in his death.
+ Sword, hold thy temper; heart, be wrathful still:
+ Priests pray for enemies, but princes kill.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Fight: excursions. Enter KING HENRY VI, QUEEN
+ MARGARET, and others]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Away, my lord! you are slow; for shame, away!
+
+KING HENRY VI Can we outrun the heavens? good Margaret, stay.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET What are you made of? you'll nor fight nor fly:
+ Now is it manhood, wisdom and defence,
+ To give the enemy way, and to secure us
+ By what we can, which can no more but fly.
+
+ [Alarum afar off]
+
+ If you be ta'en, we then should see the bottom
+ Of all our fortunes: but if we haply scape,
+ As well we may, if not through your neglect,
+ We shall to London get, where you are loved
+ And where this breach now in our fortunes made
+ May readily be stopp'd.
+
+ [Re-enter YOUNG CLIFFORD]
+
+YOUNG CLIFFORD But that my heart's on future mischief set,
+ I would speak blasphemy ere bid you fly:
+ But fly you must; uncurable discomfit
+ Reigns in the hearts of all our present parts.
+ Away, for your relief! and we will live
+ To see their day and them our fortune give:
+ Away, my lord, away!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 2 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III Fields near St. Alban's.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Retreat. Enter YORK, RICHARD, WARWICK,
+ and Soldiers, with drum and colours]
+
+YORK Of Salisbury, who can report of him,
+ That winter lion, who in rage forgets
+ Aged contusions and all brush of time,
+ And, like a gallant in the brow of youth,
+ Repairs him with occasion? This happy day
+ Is not itself, nor have we won one foot,
+ If Salisbury be lost.
+
+RICHARD My noble father,
+ Three times to-day I holp him to his horse,
+ Three times bestrid him; thrice I led him off,
+ Persuaded him from any further act:
+ But still, where danger was, still there I met him;
+ And like rich hangings in a homely house,
+ So was his will in his old feeble body.
+ But, noble as he is, look where he comes.
+
+ [Enter SALISBURY]
+
+SALISBURY Now, by my sword, well hast thou fought to-day;
+ By the mass, so did we all. I thank you, Richard:
+ God knows how long it is I have to live;
+ And it hath pleased him that three times to-day
+ You have defended me from imminent death.
+ Well, lords, we have not got that which we have:
+ 'Tis not enough our foes are this time fled,
+ Being opposites of such repairing nature.
+
+YORK I know our safety is to follow them;
+ For, as I hear, the king is fled to London,
+ To call a present court of parliament.
+ Let us pursue him ere the writs go forth.
+ What says Lord Warwick? shall we after them?
+
+WARWICK After them! nay, before them, if we can.
+ Now, by my faith, lords, 'twas a glorious day:
+ Saint Alban's battle won by famous York
+ Shall be eternized in all age to come.
+ Sound drums and trumpets, and to London all:
+ And more such days as these to us befall!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+KING HENRY the Sixth.
+
+EDWARD,
+PRINCE OF WALES his son. (PRINCE EDWARD:)
+
+KING LEWIS XI King of France. (KING LEWIS XI:)
+
+DUKE OF SOMERSET (SOMERSET:)
+
+DUKE OF EXETER (EXETER:)
+
+EARL OF OXFORD (OXFORD:)
+
+EARL OF
+NORTHUMBERLAND (NORTHUMBERLAND:)
+
+EARL OF
+WESTMORELAND (WESTMORELAND:)
+
+LORD CLIFFORD (CLIFFORD:)
+
+RICHARD
+PLANTAGENET Duke of York. (YORK:)
+
+
+EDWARD (EDWARD:) Earl of March, |
+ afterwards King Edward IV. |
+ (KING EDWARD IV:) |
+ |
+EDMUND Earl of Rutland, (RUTLAND:) |
+ | his sons.
+GEORGE (GEORGE:) afterwards Duke of |
+ Clarence (CLARENCE:) |
+ |
+RICHARD (RICHARD:) afterwards Duke of |
+ Gloucester, (GLOUCESTER:) |
+
+
+DUKE OF NORFOLK (NORFOLK:)
+
+MARQUESS OF
+MONTAGUE (MONTAGUE:)
+
+EARL OF WARWICK (WARWICK:)
+
+EARL OF PEMBROKE (PEMBROKE:)
+
+LORD HASTINGS (HASTINGS:)
+
+LORD STAFFORD (STAFFORD:)
+
+
+SIR JOHN MORTIMER (JOHN MORTIMER:) |
+ | uncles to the Duke of York.
+SIR HUGH MORTIMER (HUGH MORTIMER:) |
+
+
+HENRY Earl of Richmond, a youth (HENRY OF RICHMOND:).
+
+LORD RIVERS brother to Lady Grey. (RIVERS:)
+
+SIR
+WILLIAM STANLEY (STANLEY:)
+
+SIR
+JOHN MONTGOMERY (MONTGOMERY:)
+
+SIR
+JOHN SOMERVILLE (SOMERVILLE:)
+
+ Tutor to Rutland. (Tutor:)
+
+ Mayor of York. (Mayor:)
+
+ Lieutenant of the Tower. (Lieutenant:)
+
+ A Nobleman. (Nobleman:)
+
+ Two Keepers.
+ (First Keeper:)
+ (Second Keeper:)
+
+ A Huntsman. (Huntsman:)
+
+ A Son that has killed his father. (Son:)
+
+ A Father that has killed his son. (Father:)
+
+QUEEN MARGARET:
+
+LADY GREY afterwards Queen to Edward IV. (QUEEN ELIZABETH:)
+
+BONA sister to the French Queen.
+
+ Soldiers, Attendants, Messengers, Watchmen, &c.
+ (Soldier:)
+ (Post:)
+ (Messenger:)
+ (First Messenger:)
+ (Second Messenger:)
+ (First Watchman:)
+ (Second Watchman:)
+ (Third Watchman:)
+
+
+SCENE England and France.
+
+
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. The Parliament-house.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Enter YORK, EDWARD, RICHARD, NORFOLK,
+ MONTAGUE, WARWICK, and Soldiers]
+
+WARWICK I wonder how the king escaped our hands.
+
+YORK While we pursued the horsemen of the north,
+ He slily stole away and left his men:
+ Whereat the great Lord of Northumberland,
+ Whose warlike ears could never brook retreat,
+ Cheer'd up the drooping army; and himself,
+ Lord Clifford and Lord Stafford, all abreast,
+ Charged our main battle's front, and breaking in
+ Were by the swords of common soldiers slain.
+
+EDWARD Lord Stafford's father, Duke of Buckingham,
+ Is either slain or wounded dangerously;
+ I cleft his beaver with a downright blow:
+ That this is true, father, behold his blood.
+
+MONTAGUE And, brother, here's the Earl of Wiltshire's blood,
+ Whom I encounter'd as the battles join'd.
+
+RICHARD Speak thou for me and tell them what I did.
+
+ [Throwing down SOMERSET's head]
+
+YORK Richard hath best deserved of all my sons.
+ But is your grace dead, my Lord of Somerset?
+
+NORFOLK Such hope have all the line of John of Gaunt!
+
+RICHARD Thus do I hope to shake King Henry's head.
+
+WARWICK And so do I. Victorious Prince of York,
+ Before I see thee seated in that throne
+ Which now the house of Lancaster usurps,
+ I vow by heaven these eyes shall never close.
+ This is the palace of the fearful king,
+ And this the regal seat: possess it, York;
+ For this is thine and not King Henry's heirs'
+
+YORK Assist me, then, sweet Warwick, and I will;
+ For hither we have broken in by force.
+
+NORFOLK We'll all assist you; he that flies shall die.
+
+YORK Thanks, gentle Norfolk: stay by me, my lords;
+ And, soldiers, stay and lodge by me this night.
+
+ [They go up]
+
+WARWICK And when the king comes, offer no violence,
+ Unless he seek to thrust you out perforce.
+
+YORK The queen this day here holds her parliament,
+ But little thinks we shall be of her council:
+ By words or blows here let us win our right.
+
+RICHARD Arm'd as we are, let's stay within this house.
+
+WARWICK The bloody parliament shall this be call'd,
+ Unless Plantagenet, Duke of York, be king,
+ And bashful Henry deposed, whose cowardice
+ Hath made us by-words to our enemies.
+
+YORK Then leave me not, my lords; be resolute;
+ I mean to take possession of my right.
+
+WARWICK Neither the king, nor he that loves him best,
+ The proudest he that holds up Lancaster,
+ Dares stir a wing, if Warwick shake his bells.
+ I'll plant Plantagenet, root him up who dares:
+ Resolve thee, Richard; claim the English crown.
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING HENRY VI, CLIFFORD,
+ NORTHUMBERLAND, WESTMORELAND, EXETER, and the rest]
+
+KING HENRY VI My lords, look where the sturdy rebel sits,
+ Even in the chair of state: belike he means,
+ Back'd by the power of Warwick, that false peer,
+ To aspire unto the crown and reign as king.
+ Earl of Northumberland, he slew thy father.
+ And thine, Lord Clifford; and you both have vow'd revenge
+ On him, his sons, his favourites and his friends.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND If I be not, heavens be revenged on me!
+
+CLIFFORD The hope thereof makes Clifford mourn in steel.
+
+WESTMORELAND What, shall we suffer this? let's pluck him down:
+ My heart for anger burns; I cannot brook it.
+
+KING HENRY VI Be patient, gentle Earl of Westmoreland.
+
+CLIFFORD Patience is for poltroons, such as he:
+ He durst not sit there, had your father lived.
+ My gracious lord, here in the parliament
+ Let us assail the family of York.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Well hast thou spoken, cousin: be it so.
+
+KING HENRY VI Ah, know you not the city favours them,
+ And they have troops of soldiers at their beck?
+
+EXETER But when the duke is slain, they'll quickly fly.
+
+KING HENRY VI Far be the thought of this from Henry's heart,
+ To make a shambles of the parliament-house!
+ Cousin of Exeter, frowns, words and threats
+ Shall be the war that Henry means to use.
+ Thou factious Duke of York, descend my throne,
+ and kneel for grace and mercy at my feet;
+ I am thy sovereign.
+
+YORK I am thine.
+
+EXETER For shame, come down: he made thee Duke of York.
+
+YORK 'Twas my inheritance, as the earldom was.
+
+EXETER Thy father was a traitor to the crown.
+
+WARWICK Exeter, thou art a traitor to the crown
+ In following this usurping Henry.
+
+CLIFFORD Whom should he follow but his natural king?
+
+WARWICK True, Clifford; and that's Richard Duke of York.
+
+KING HENRY VI And shall I stand, and thou sit in my throne?
+
+YORK It must and shall be so: content thyself.
+
+WARWICK Be Duke of Lancaster; let him be king.
+
+WESTMORELAND He is both king and Duke of Lancaster;
+ And that the Lord of Westmoreland shall maintain.
+
+WARWICK And Warwick shall disprove it. You forget
+ That we are those which chased you from the field
+ And slew your fathers, and with colours spread
+ March'd through the city to the palace gates.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Yes, Warwick, I remember it to my grief;
+ And, by his soul, thou and thy house shall rue it.
+
+WESTMORELAND Plantagenet, of thee and these thy sons,
+ Thy kinsman and thy friends, I'll have more lives
+ Than drops of blood were in my father's veins.
+
+CLIFFORD Urge it no more; lest that, instead of words,
+ I send thee, Warwick, such a messenger
+ As shall revenge his death before I stir.
+
+WARWICK Poor Clifford! how I scorn his worthless threats!
+
+YORK Will you we show our title to the crown?
+ If not, our swords shall plead it in the field.
+
+KING HENRY VI What title hast thou, traitor, to the crown?
+ Thy father was, as thou art, Duke of York;
+ Thy grandfather, Roger Mortimer, Earl of March:
+ I am the son of Henry the Fifth,
+ Who made the Dauphin and the French to stoop
+ And seized upon their towns and provinces.
+
+WARWICK Talk not of France, sith thou hast lost it all.
+
+KING HENRY VI The lord protector lost it, and not I:
+ When I was crown'd I was but nine months old.
+
+RICHARD You are old enough now, and yet, methinks, you lose.
+ Father, tear the crown from the usurper's head.
+
+EDWARD Sweet father, do so; set it on your head.
+
+MONTAGUE Good brother, as thou lovest and honourest arms,
+ Let's fight it out and not stand cavilling thus.
+
+RICHARD Sound drums and trumpets, and the king will fly.
+
+YORK Sons, peace!
+
+KING HENRY VI Peace, thou! and give King Henry leave to speak.
+
+WARWICK Plantagenet shall speak first: hear him, lords;
+ And be you silent and attentive too,
+ For he that interrupts him shall not live.
+
+KING HENRY VI Think'st thou that I will leave my kingly throne,
+ Wherein my grandsire and my father sat?
+ No: first shall war unpeople this my realm;
+ Ay, and their colours, often borne in France,
+ And now in England to our heart's great sorrow,
+ Shall be my winding-sheet. Why faint you, lords?
+ My title's good, and better far than his.
+
+WARWICK Prove it, Henry, and thou shalt be king.
+
+KING HENRY VI Henry the Fourth by conquest got the crown.
+
+YORK 'Twas by rebellion against his king.
+
+KING HENRY VI [Aside] I know not what to say; my title's weak.--
+ Tell me, may not a king adopt an heir?
+
+YORK What then?
+
+KING HENRY VI An if he may, then am I lawful king;
+ For Richard, in the view of many lords,
+ Resign'd the crown to Henry the Fourth,
+ Whose heir my father was, and I am his.
+
+YORK He rose against him, being his sovereign,
+ And made him to resign his crown perforce.
+
+WARWICK Suppose, my lords, he did it unconstrain'd,
+ Think you 'twere prejudicial to his crown?
+
+EXETER No; for he could not so resign his crown
+ But that the next heir should succeed and reign.
+
+KING HENRY VI Art thou against us, Duke of Exeter?
+
+EXETER His is the right, and therefore pardon me.
+
+YORK Why whisper you, my lords, and answer not?
+
+EXETER My conscience tells me he is lawful king.
+
+KING HENRY VI [Aside] All will revolt from me, and turn to him.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Plantagenet, for all the claim thou lay'st,
+ Think not that Henry shall be so deposed.
+
+WARWICK Deposed he shall be, in despite of all.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Thou art deceived: 'tis not thy southern power,
+ Of Essex, Norfolk, Suffolk, nor of Kent,
+ Which makes thee thus presumptuous and proud,
+ Can set the duke up in despite of me.
+
+CLIFFORD King Henry, be thy title right or wrong,
+ Lord Clifford vows to fight in thy defence:
+ May that ground gape and swallow me alive,
+ Where I shall kneel to him that slew my father!
+
+KING HENRY VI O Clifford, how thy words revive my heart!
+
+YORK Henry of Lancaster, resign thy crown.
+ What mutter you, or what conspire you, lords?
+
+WARWICK Do right unto this princely Duke of York,
+ Or I will fill the house with armed men,
+ And over the chair of state, where now he sits,
+ Write up his title with usurping blood.
+
+ [He stamps with his foot and the soldiers show
+ themselves]
+
+KING HENRY VI My Lord of Warwick, hear me but one word:
+ Let me for this my life-time reign as king.
+
+YORK Confirm the crown to me and to mine heirs,
+ And thou shalt reign in quiet while thou livest.
+
+KING HENRY VI I am content: Richard Plantagenet,
+ Enjoy the kingdom after my decease.
+
+CLIFFORD What wrong is this unto the prince your son!
+
+WARWICK What good is this to England and himself!
+
+WESTMORELAND Base, fearful and despairing Henry!
+
+CLIFFORD How hast thou injured both thyself and us!
+
+WESTMORELAND I cannot stay to hear these articles.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Nor I.
+
+CLIFFORD Come, cousin, let us tell the queen these news.
+
+WESTMORELAND Farewell, faint-hearted and degenerate king,
+ In whose cold blood no spark of honour bides.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Be thou a prey unto the house of York,
+ And die in bands for this unmanly deed!
+
+CLIFFORD In dreadful war mayst thou be overcome,
+ Or live in peace abandon'd and despised!
+
+ [Exeunt NORTHUMBERLAND, CLIFFORD, and WESTMORELAND]
+
+WARWICK Turn this way, Henry, and regard them not.
+
+EXETER They seek revenge and therefore will not yield.
+
+KING HENRY VI Ah, Exeter!
+
+WARWICK Why should you sigh, my lord?
+
+KING HENRY VI Not for myself, Lord Warwick, but my son,
+ Whom I unnaturally shall disinherit.
+ But be it as it may: I here entail
+ The crown to thee and to thine heirs for ever;
+ Conditionally, that here thou take an oath
+ To cease this civil war, and, whilst I live,
+ To honour me as thy king and sovereign,
+ And neither by treason nor hostility
+ To seek to put me down and reign thyself.
+
+YORK This oath I willingly take and will perform.
+
+WARWICK Long live King Henry! Plantagenet embrace him.
+
+KING HENRY VI And long live thou and these thy forward sons!
+
+YORK Now York and Lancaster are reconciled.
+
+EXETER Accursed be he that seeks to make them foes!
+
+ [Sennet. Here they come down]
+
+YORK Farewell, my gracious lord; I'll to my castle.
+
+WARWICK And I'll keep London with my soldiers.
+
+NORFOLK And I to Norfolk with my followers.
+
+MONTAGUE And I unto the sea from whence I came.
+
+ [Exeunt YORK, EDWARD, EDMUND, GEORGE, RICHARD,
+ WARWICK, NORFOLK, MONTAGUE, their Soldiers, and
+ Attendants]
+
+KING HENRY VI And I, with grief and sorrow, to the court.
+
+ [Enter QUEEN MARGARET and PRINCE EDWARD]
+
+EXETER Here comes the queen, whose looks bewray her anger:
+ I'll steal away.
+
+KING HENRY VI Exeter, so will I.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Nay, go not from me; I will follow thee.
+
+KING HENRY VI Be patient, gentle queen, and I will stay.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Who can be patient in such extremes?
+ Ah, wretched man! would I had died a maid
+ And never seen thee, never borne thee son,
+ Seeing thou hast proved so unnatural a father
+ Hath he deserved to lose his birthright thus?
+ Hadst thou but loved him half so well as I,
+ Or felt that pain which I did for him once,
+ Or nourish'd him as I did with my blood,
+ Thou wouldst have left thy dearest heart-blood there,
+ Rather than have that savage duke thine heir
+ And disinherited thine only son.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Father, you cannot disinherit me:
+ If you be king, why should not I succeed?
+
+KING HENRY VI Pardon me, Margaret; pardon me, sweet son:
+ The Earl of Warwick and the duke enforced me.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Enforced thee! art thou king, and wilt be forced?
+ I shame to hear thee speak. Ah, timorous wretch!
+ Thou hast undone thyself, thy son and me;
+ And given unto the house of York such head
+ As thou shalt reign but by their sufferance.
+ To entail him and his heirs unto the crown,
+ What is it, but to make thy sepulchre
+ And creep into it far before thy time?
+ Warwick is chancellor and the lord of Calais;
+ Stern Falconbridge commands the narrow seas;
+ The duke is made protector of the realm;
+ And yet shalt thou be safe? such safety finds
+ The trembling lamb environed with wolves.
+ Had I been there, which am a silly woman,
+ The soldiers should have toss'd me on their pikes
+ Before I would have granted to that act.
+ But thou preferr'st thy life before thine honour:
+ And seeing thou dost, I here divorce myself
+ Both from thy table, Henry, and thy bed,
+ Until that act of parliament be repeal'd
+ Whereby my son is disinherited.
+ The northern lords that have forsworn thy colours
+ Will follow mine, if once they see them spread;
+ And spread they shall be, to thy foul disgrace
+ And utter ruin of the house of York.
+ Thus do I leave thee. Come, son, let's away;
+ Our army is ready; come, we'll after them.
+
+KING HENRY VI Stay, gentle Margaret, and hear me speak.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Thou hast spoke too much already: get thee gone.
+
+KING HENRY VI Gentle son Edward, thou wilt stay with me?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Ay, to be murder'd by his enemies.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD When I return with victory from the field
+ I'll see your grace: till then I'll follow her.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Come, son, away; we may not linger thus.
+
+ [Exeunt QUEEN MARGARET and PRINCE EDWARD]
+
+KING HENRY VI Poor queen! how love to me and to her son
+ Hath made her break out into terms of rage!
+ Revenged may she be on that hateful duke,
+ Whose haughty spirit, winged with desire,
+ Will cost my crown, and like an empty eagle
+ Tire on the flesh of me and of my son!
+ The loss of those three lords torments my heart:
+ I'll write unto them and entreat them fair.
+ Come, cousin you shall be the messenger.
+
+EXETER And I, I hope, shall reconcile them all.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II Sandal Castle.
+
+
+ [Enter RICHARD, EDWARD, and MONTAGUE]
+
+RICHARD Brother, though I be youngest, give me leave.
+
+EDWARD No, I can better play the orator.
+
+MONTAGUE But I have reasons strong and forcible.
+
+ [Enter YORK]
+
+YORK Why, how now, sons and brother! at a strife?
+ What is your quarrel? how began it first?
+
+EDWARD No quarrel, but a slight contention.
+
+YORK About what?
+
+RICHARD About that which concerns your grace and us;
+ The crown of England, father, which is yours.
+
+YORK Mine boy? not till King Henry be dead.
+
+RICHARD Your right depends not on his life or death.
+
+EDWARD Now you are heir, therefore enjoy it now:
+ By giving the house of Lancaster leave to breathe,
+ It will outrun you, father, in the end.
+
+YORK I took an oath that he should quietly reign.
+
+EDWARD But for a kingdom any oath may be broken:
+ I would break a thousand oaths to reign one year.
+
+RICHARD No; God forbid your grace should be forsworn.
+
+YORK I shall be, if I claim by open war.
+
+RICHARD I'll prove the contrary, if you'll hear me speak.
+
+YORK Thou canst not, son; it is impossible.
+
+RICHARD An oath is of no moment, being not took
+ Before a true and lawful magistrate,
+ That hath authority over him that swears:
+ Henry had none, but did usurp the place;
+ Then, seeing 'twas he that made you to depose,
+ Your oath, my lord, is vain and frivolous.
+ Therefore, to arms! And, father, do but think
+ How sweet a thing it is to wear a crown;
+ Within whose circuit is Elysium
+ And all that poets feign of bliss and joy.
+ Why do we finger thus? I cannot rest
+ Until the white rose that I wear be dyed
+ Even in the lukewarm blood of Henry's heart.
+
+YORK Richard, enough; I will be king, or die.
+ Brother, thou shalt to London presently,
+ And whet on Warwick to this enterprise.
+ Thou, Richard, shalt to the Duke of Norfolk,
+ And tell him privily of our intent.
+ You Edward, shall unto my Lord Cobham,
+ With whom the Kentishmen will willingly rise:
+ In them I trust; for they are soldiers,
+ Witty, courteous, liberal, full of spirit.
+ While you are thus employ'd, what resteth more,
+ But that I seek occasion how to rise,
+ And yet the king not privy to my drift,
+ Nor any of the house of Lancaster?
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ But, stay: what news? Why comest thou in such post?
+
+Messenger The queen with all the northern earls and lords
+ Intend here to besiege you in your castle:
+ She is hard by with twenty thousand men;
+ And therefore fortify your hold, my lord.
+
+YORK Ay, with my sword. What! think'st thou that we fear them?
+ Edward and Richard, you shall stay with me;
+ My brother Montague shall post to London:
+ Let noble Warwick, Cobham, and the rest,
+ Whom we have left protectors of the king,
+ With powerful policy strengthen themselves,
+ And trust not simple Henry nor his oaths.
+
+MONTAGUE Brother, I go; I'll win them, fear it not:
+ And thus most humbly I do take my leave.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter JOHN MORTIMER and HUGH MORTIMER]
+
+ Sir John and Sir Hugh Mortimer, mine uncles,
+ You are come to Sandal in a happy hour;
+ The army of the queen mean to besiege us.
+
+JOHN MORTIMER She shall not need; we'll meet her in the field.
+
+YORK What, with five thousand men?
+
+RICHARD Ay, with five hundred, father, for a need:
+ A woman's general; what should we fear?
+
+ [A march afar off]
+
+EDWARD I hear their drums: let's set our men in order,
+ And issue forth and bid them battle straight.
+
+YORK Five men to twenty! though the odds be great,
+ I doubt not, uncle, of our victory.
+ Many a battle have I won in France,
+ When as the enemy hath been ten to one:
+ Why should I not now have the like success?
+
+ [Alarum. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III Field of battle betwixt Sandal Castle and Wakefield.
+
+
+ [Alarums. Enter RUTLAND and his Tutor]
+
+RUTLAND Ah, whither shall I fly to 'scape their hands?
+ Ah, tutor, look where bloody Clifford comes!
+
+ [Enter CLIFFORD and Soldiers]
+
+CLIFFORD Chaplain, away! thy priesthood saves thy life.
+ As for the brat of this accursed duke,
+ Whose father slew my father, he shall die.
+
+Tutor And I, my lord, will bear him company.
+
+CLIFFORD Soldiers, away with him!
+
+Tutor Ah, Clifford, murder not this innocent child,
+ Lest thou be hated both of God and man!
+
+ [Exit, dragged off by Soldiers]
+
+CLIFFORD How now! is he dead already? or is it fear
+ That makes him close his eyes? I'll open them.
+
+RUTLAND So looks the pent-up lion o'er the wretch
+ That trembles under his devouring paws;
+ And so he walks, insulting o'er his prey,
+ And so he comes, to rend his limbs asunder.
+ Ah, gentle Clifford, kill me with thy sword,
+ And not with such a cruel threatening look.
+ Sweet Clifford, hear me speak before I die.
+ I am too mean a subject for thy wrath:
+ Be thou revenged on men, and let me live.
+
+CLIFFORD In vain thou speak'st, poor boy; my father's blood
+ Hath stopp'd the passage where thy words should enter.
+
+RUTLAND Then let my father's blood open it again:
+ He is a man, and, Clifford, cope with him.
+
+CLIFFORD Had thy brethren here, their lives and thine
+ Were not revenge sufficient for me;
+ No, if I digg'd up thy forefathers' graves
+ And hung their rotten coffins up in chains,
+ It could not slake mine ire, nor ease my heart.
+ The sight of any of the house of York
+ Is as a fury to torment my soul;
+ And till I root out their accursed line
+ And leave not one alive, I live in hell.
+ Therefore--
+
+ [Lifting his hand]
+
+RUTLAND O, let me pray before I take my death!
+ To thee I pray; sweet Clifford, pity me!
+
+CLIFFORD Such pity as my rapier's point affords.
+
+RUTLAND I never did thee harm: why wilt thou slay me?
+
+CLIFFORD Thy father hath.
+
+RUTLAND But 'twas ere I was born.
+ Thou hast one son; for his sake pity me,
+ Lest in revenge thereof, sith God is just,
+ He be as miserably slain as I.
+ Ah, let me live in prison all my days;
+ And when I give occasion of offence,
+ Then let me die, for now thou hast no cause.
+
+CLIFFORD No cause!
+ Thy father slew my father; therefore, die.
+
+ [Stabs him]
+
+RUTLAND Di faciant laudis summa sit ista tuae!
+
+ [Dies]
+
+CLIFFORD Plantagenet! I come, Plantagenet!
+ And this thy son's blood cleaving to my blade
+ Shall rust upon my weapon, till thy blood,
+ Congeal'd with this, do make me wipe off both.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Enter YORK]
+
+YORK The army of the queen hath got the field:
+ My uncles both are slain in rescuing me;
+ And all my followers to the eager foe
+ Turn back and fly, like ships before the wind
+ Or lambs pursued by hunger-starved wolves.
+ My sons, God knows what hath bechanced them:
+ But this I know, they have demean'd themselves
+ Like men born to renown by life or death.
+ Three times did Richard make a lane to me.
+ And thrice cried 'Courage, father! fight it out!'
+ And full as oft came Edward to my side,
+ With purple falchion, painted to the hilt
+ In blood of those that had encounter'd him:
+ And when the hardiest warriors did retire,
+ Richard cried 'Charge! and give no foot of ground!'
+ And cried 'A crown, or else a glorious tomb!
+ A sceptre, or an earthly sepulchre!'
+ With this, we charged again: but, out, alas!
+ We bodged again; as I have seen a swan
+ With bootless labour swim against the tide
+ And spend her strength with over-matching waves.
+
+ [A short alarum within]
+
+ Ah, hark! the fatal followers do pursue;
+ And I am faint and cannot fly their fury:
+ And were I strong, I would not shun their fury:
+ The sands are number'd that make up my life;
+ Here must I stay, and here my life must end.
+
+ [Enter QUEEN MARGARET, CLIFFORD, NORTHUMBERLAND,
+ PRINCE EDWARD, and Soldiers]
+
+ Come, bloody Clifford, rough Northumberland,
+ I dare your quenchless fury to more rage:
+ I am your butt, and I abide your shot.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Yield to our mercy, proud Plantagenet.
+
+CLIFFORD Ay, to such mercy as his ruthless arm,
+ With downright payment, show'd unto my father.
+ Now Phaethon hath tumbled from his car,
+ And made an evening at the noontide prick.
+
+YORK My ashes, as the phoenix, may bring forth
+ A bird that will revenge upon you all:
+ And in that hope I throw mine eyes to heaven,
+ Scorning whate'er you can afflict me with.
+ Why come you not? what! multitudes, and fear?
+
+CLIFFORD So cowards fight when they can fly no further;
+ So doves do peck the falcon's piercing talons;
+ So desperate thieves, all hopeless of their lives,
+ Breathe out invectives 'gainst the officers.
+
+YORK O Clifford, but bethink thee once again,
+ And in thy thought o'er-run my former time;
+ And, if though canst for blushing, view this face,
+ And bite thy tongue, that slanders him with cowardice
+ Whose frown hath made thee faint and fly ere this!
+
+CLIFFORD I will not bandy with thee word for word,
+ But buckle with thee blows, twice two for one.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Hold, valiant Clifford! for a thousand causes
+ I would prolong awhile the traitor's life.
+ Wrath makes him deaf: speak thou, Northumberland.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Hold, Clifford! do not honour him so much
+ To prick thy finger, though to wound his heart:
+ What valour were it, when a cur doth grin,
+ For one to thrust his hand between his teeth,
+ When he might spurn him with his foot away?
+ It is war's prize to take all vantages;
+ And ten to one is no impeach of valour.
+
+ [They lay hands on YORK, who struggles]
+
+CLIFFORD Ay, ay, so strives the woodcock with the gin.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND So doth the cony struggle in the net.
+
+YORK So triumph thieves upon their conquer'd booty;
+ So true men yield, with robbers so o'ermatch'd.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND What would your grace have done unto him now?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Brave warriors, Clifford and Northumberland,
+ Come, make him stand upon this molehill here,
+ That raught at mountains with outstretched arms,
+ Yet parted but the shadow with his hand.
+ What! was it you that would be England's king?
+ Was't you that revell'd in our parliament,
+ And made a preachment of your high descent?
+ Where are your mess of sons to back you now?
+ The wanton Edward, and the lusty George?
+ And where's that valiant crook-back prodigy,
+ Dicky your boy, that with his grumbling voice
+ Was wont to cheer his dad in mutinies?
+ Or, with the rest, where is your darling Rutland?
+ Look, York: I stain'd this napkin with the blood
+ That valiant Clifford, with his rapier's point,
+ Made issue from the bosom of the boy;
+ And if thine eyes can water for his death,
+ I give thee this to dry thy cheeks withal.
+ Alas poor York! but that I hate thee deadly,
+ I should lament thy miserable state.
+ I prithee, grieve, to make me merry, York.
+ What, hath thy fiery heart so parch'd thine entrails
+ That not a tear can fall for Rutland's death?
+ Why art thou patient, man? thou shouldst be mad;
+ And I, to make thee mad, do mock thee thus.
+ Stamp, rave, and fret, that I may sing and dance.
+ Thou wouldst be fee'd, I see, to make me sport:
+ York cannot speak, unless he wear a crown.
+ A crown for York! and, lords, bow low to him:
+ Hold you his hands, whilst I do set it on.
+
+ [Putting a paper crown on his head]
+
+ Ay, marry, sir, now looks he like a king!
+ Ay, this is he that took King Henry's chair,
+ And this is he was his adopted heir.
+ But how is it that great Plantagenet
+ Is crown'd so soon, and broke his solemn oath?
+ As I bethink me, you should not be king
+ Till our King Henry had shook hands with death.
+ And will you pale your head in Henry's glory,
+ And rob his temples of the diadem,
+ Now in his life, against your holy oath?
+ O, 'tis a fault too too unpardonable!
+ Off with the crown, and with the crown his head;
+ And, whilst we breathe, take time to do him dead.
+
+CLIFFORD That is my office, for my father's sake.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Nay, stay; lets hear the orisons he makes.
+
+YORK She-wolf of France, but worse than wolves of France,
+ Whose tongue more poisons than the adder's tooth!
+ How ill-beseeming is it in thy sex
+ To triumph, like an Amazonian trull,
+ Upon their woes whom fortune captivates!
+ But that thy face is, vizard-like, unchanging,
+ Made impudent with use of evil deeds,
+ I would assay, proud queen, to make thee blush.
+ To tell thee whence thou camest, of whom derived,
+ Were shame enough to shame thee, wert thou not shameless.
+ Thy father bears the type of King of Naples,
+ Of both the Sicils and Jerusalem,
+ Yet not so wealthy as an English yeoman.
+ Hath that poor monarch taught thee to insult?
+ It needs not, nor it boots thee not, proud queen,
+ Unless the adage must be verified,
+ That beggars mounted run their horse to death.
+ 'Tis beauty that doth oft make women proud;
+ But, God he knows, thy share thereof is small:
+ 'Tis virtue that doth make them most admired;
+ The contrary doth make thee wonder'd at:
+ 'Tis government that makes them seem divine;
+ The want thereof makes thee abominable:
+ Thou art as opposite to every good
+ As the Antipodes are unto us,
+ Or as the south to the septentrion.
+ O tiger's heart wrapt in a woman's hide!
+ How couldst thou drain the life-blood of the child,
+ To bid the father wipe his eyes withal,
+ And yet be seen to bear a woman's face?
+ Women are soft, mild, pitiful and flexible;
+ Thou stern, obdurate, flinty, rough, remorseless.
+ Bids't thou me rage? why, now thou hast thy wish:
+ Wouldst have me weep? why, now thou hast thy will:
+ For raging wind blows up incessant showers,
+ And when the rage allays, the rain begins.
+ These tears are my sweet Rutland's obsequies:
+ And every drop cries vengeance for his death,
+ 'Gainst thee, fell Clifford, and thee, false
+ Frenchwoman.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Beshrew me, but his passion moves me so
+ That hardly can I cheque my eyes from tears.
+
+YORK That face of his the hungry cannibals
+ Would not have touch'd, would not have stain'd with blood:
+ But you are more inhuman, more inexorable,
+ O, ten times more, than tigers of Hyrcania.
+ See, ruthless queen, a hapless father's tears:
+ This cloth thou dip'dst in blood of my sweet boy,
+ And I with tears do wash the blood away.
+ Keep thou the napkin, and go boast of this:
+ And if thou tell'st the heavy story right,
+ Upon my soul, the hearers will shed tears;
+ Yea even my foes will shed fast-falling tears,
+ And say 'Alas, it was a piteous deed!'
+ There, take the crown, and, with the crown, my curse;
+ And in thy need such comfort come to thee
+ As now I reap at thy too cruel hand!
+ Hard-hearted Clifford, take me from the world:
+ My soul to heaven, my blood upon your heads!
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Had he been slaughter-man to all my kin,
+ I should not for my life but weep with him.
+ To see how inly sorrow gripes his soul.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET What, weeping-ripe, my Lord Northumberland?
+ Think but upon the wrong he did us all,
+ And that will quickly dry thy melting tears.
+
+CLIFFORD Here's for my oath, here's for my father's death.
+
+ [Stabbing him]
+
+
+QUEEN MARGARET And here's to right our gentle-hearted king.
+
+ [Stabbing him]
+
+YORK Open Thy gate of mercy, gracious God!
+ My soul flies through these wounds to seek out Thee.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Off with his head, and set it on York gates;
+ So York may overlook the town of York.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I A plain near Mortimer's Cross in Herefordshire.
+
+
+ [A march. Enter EDWARD, RICHARD, and their power]
+
+EDWARD I wonder how our princely father 'scaped,
+ Or whether he be 'scaped away or no
+ From Clifford's and Northumberland's pursuit:
+ Had he been ta'en, we should have heard the news;
+ Had he been slain, we should have heard the news;
+ Or had he 'scaped, methinks we should have heard
+ The happy tidings of his good escape.
+ How fares my brother? why is he so sad?
+
+RICHARD I cannot joy, until I be resolved
+ Where our right valiant father is become.
+ I saw him in the battle range about;
+ And watch'd him how he singled Clifford forth.
+ Methought he bore him in the thickest troop
+ As doth a lion in a herd of neat;
+ Or as a bear, encompass'd round with dogs,
+ Who having pinch'd a few and made them cry,
+ The rest stand all aloof, and bark at him.
+ So fared our father with his enemies;
+ So fled his enemies my warlike father:
+ Methinks, 'tis prize enough to be his son.
+ See how the morning opes her golden gates,
+ And takes her farewell of the glorious sun!
+ How well resembles it the prime of youth,
+ Trimm'd like a younker prancing to his love!
+
+EDWARD Dazzle mine eyes, or do I see three suns?
+
+RICHARD Three glorious suns, each one a perfect sun;
+ Not separated with the racking clouds,
+ But sever'd in a pale clear-shining sky.
+ See, see! they join, embrace, and seem to kiss,
+ As if they vow'd some league inviolable:
+ Now are they but one lamp, one light, one sun.
+ In this the heaven figures some event.
+
+EDWARD 'Tis wondrous strange, the like yet never heard of.
+ I think it cites us, brother, to the field,
+ That we, the sons of brave Plantagenet,
+ Each one already blazing by our meeds,
+ Should notwithstanding join our lights together
+ And over-shine the earth as this the world.
+ Whate'er it bodes, henceforward will I bear
+ Upon my target three fair-shining suns.
+
+RICHARD Nay, bear three daughters: by your leave I speak it,
+ You love the breeder better than the male.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ But what art thou, whose heavy looks foretell
+ Some dreadful story hanging on thy tongue?
+
+Messenger Ah, one that was a woful looker-on
+ When as the noble Duke of York was slain,
+ Your princely father and my loving lord!
+
+EDWARD O, speak no more, for I have heard too much.
+
+RICHARD Say how he died, for I will hear it all.
+
+Messenger Environed he was with many foes,
+ And stood against them, as the hope of Troy
+ Against the Greeks that would have enter'd Troy.
+ But Hercules himself must yield to odds;
+ And many strokes, though with a little axe,
+ Hew down and fell the hardest-timber'd oak.
+ By many hands your father was subdued;
+ But only slaughter'd by the ireful arm
+ Of unrelenting Clifford and the queen,
+ Who crown'd the gracious duke in high despite,
+ Laugh'd in his face; and when with grief he wept,
+ The ruthless queen gave him to dry his cheeks
+ A napkin steeped in the harmless blood
+ Of sweet young Rutland, by rough Clifford slain:
+ And after many scorns, many foul taunts,
+ They took his head, and on the gates of York
+ They set the same; and there it doth remain,
+ The saddest spectacle that e'er I view'd.
+
+EDWARD Sweet Duke of York, our prop to lean upon,
+ Now thou art gone, we have no staff, no stay.
+ O Clifford, boisterous Clifford! thou hast slain
+ The flower of Europe for his chivalry;
+ And treacherously hast thou vanquish'd him,
+ For hand to hand he would have vanquish'd thee.
+ Now my soul's palace is become a prison:
+ Ah, would she break from hence, that this my body
+ Might in the ground be closed up in rest!
+ For never henceforth shall I joy again,
+ Never, O never shall I see more joy!
+
+RICHARD I cannot weep; for all my body's moisture
+ Scarce serves to quench my furnace-burning heart:
+ Nor can my tongue unload my heart's great burthen;
+ For selfsame wind that I should speak withal
+ Is kindling coals that fires all my breast,
+ And burns me up with flames that tears would quench.
+ To weep is to make less the depth of grief:
+ Tears then for babes; blows and revenge for me
+ Richard, I bear thy name; I'll venge thy death,
+ Or die renowned by attempting it.
+
+EDWARD His name that valiant duke hath left with thee;
+ His dukedom and his chair with me is left.
+
+RICHARD Nay, if thou be that princely eagle's bird,
+ Show thy descent by gazing 'gainst the sun:
+ For chair and dukedom, throne and kingdom say;
+ Either that is thine, or else thou wert not his.
+
+ [March. Enter WARWICK, MONTAGUE, and their army]
+
+WARWICK How now, fair lords! What fare? what news abroad?
+
+RICHARD Great Lord of Warwick, if we should recount
+ Our baleful news, and at each word's deliverance
+ Stab poniards in our flesh till all were told,
+ The words would add more anguish than the wounds.
+ O valiant lord, the Duke of York is slain!
+
+EDWARD O Warwick, Warwick! that Plantagenet,
+ Which held three dearly as his soul's redemption,
+ Is by the stern Lord Clifford done to death.
+
+WARWICK Ten days ago I drown'd these news in tears;
+ And now, to add more measure to your woes,
+ I come to tell you things sith then befall'n.
+ After the bloody fray at Wakefield fought,
+ Where your brave father breathed his latest gasp,
+ Tidings, as swiftly as the posts could run,
+ Were brought me of your loss and his depart.
+ I, then in London keeper of the king,
+ Muster'd my soldiers, gather'd flocks of friends,
+ And very well appointed, as I thought,
+ March'd toward Saint Alban's to intercept the queen,
+ Bearing the king in my behalf along;
+ For by my scouts I was advertised
+ That she was coming with a full intent
+ To dash our late decree in parliament
+ Touching King Henry's oath and your succession.
+ Short tale to make, we at Saint Alban's met
+ Our battles join'd, and both sides fiercely fought:
+ But whether 'twas the coldness of the king,
+ Who look'd full gently on his warlike queen,
+ That robb'd my soldiers of their heated spleen;
+ Or whether 'twas report of her success;
+ Or more than common fear of Clifford's rigour,
+ Who thunders to his captives blood and death,
+ I cannot judge: but to conclude with truth,
+ Their weapons like to lightning came and went;
+ Our soldiers', like the night-owl's lazy flight,
+ Or like an idle thresher with a flail,
+ Fell gently down, as if they struck their friends.
+ I cheer'd them up with justice of our cause,
+ With promise of high pay and great rewards:
+ But all in vain; they had no heart to fight,
+ And we in them no hope to win the day;
+ So that we fled; the king unto the queen;
+ Lord George your brother, Norfolk and myself,
+ In haste, post-haste, are come to join with you:
+ For in the marches here we heard you were,
+ Making another head to fight again.
+
+EDWARD Where is the Duke of Norfolk, gentle Warwick?
+ And when came George from Burgundy to England?
+
+WARWICK Some six miles off the duke is with the soldiers;
+ And for your brother, he was lately sent
+ From your kind aunt, Duchess of Burgundy,
+ With aid of soldiers to this needful war.
+
+RICHARD 'Twas odds, belike, when valiant Warwick fled:
+ Oft have I heard his praises in pursuit,
+ But ne'er till now his scandal of retire.
+
+WARWICK Nor now my scandal, Richard, dost thou hear;
+ For thou shalt know this strong right hand of mine
+ Can pluck the diadem from faint Henry's head,
+ And wring the awful sceptre from his fist,
+ Were he as famous and as bold in war
+ As he is famed for mildness, peace, and prayer.
+
+RICHARD I know it well, Lord Warwick; blame me not:
+ 'Tis love I bear thy glories makes me speak.
+ But in this troublous time what's to be done?
+ Shall we go throw away our coats of steel,
+ And wrap our bodies in black mourning gowns,
+ Numbering our Ave-Maries with our beads?
+ Or shall we on the helmets of our foes
+ Tell our devotion with revengeful arms?
+ If for the last, say ay, and to it, lords.
+
+WARWICK Why, therefore Warwick came to seek you out;
+ And therefore comes my brother Montague.
+ Attend me, lords. The proud insulting queen,
+ With Clifford and the haught Northumberland,
+ And of their feather many more proud birds,
+ Have wrought the easy-melting king like wax.
+ He swore consent to your succession,
+ His oath enrolled in the parliament;
+ And now to London all the crew are gone,
+ To frustrate both his oath and what beside
+ May make against the house of Lancaster.
+ Their power, I think, is thirty thousand strong:
+ Now, if the help of Norfolk and myself,
+ With all the friends that thou, brave Earl of March,
+ Amongst the loving Welshmen canst procure,
+ Will but amount to five and twenty thousand,
+ Why, Via! to London will we march amain,
+ And once again bestride our foaming steeds,
+ And once again cry 'Charge upon our foes!'
+ But never once again turn back and fly.
+
+RICHARD Ay, now methinks I hear great Warwick speak:
+ Ne'er may he live to see a sunshine day,
+ That cries 'Retire,' if Warwick bid him stay.
+
+EDWARD Lord Warwick, on thy shoulder will I lean;
+ And when thou fail'st--as God forbid the hour!--
+ Must Edward fall, which peril heaven forfend!
+
+WARWICK No longer Earl of March, but Duke of York:
+ The next degree is England's royal throne;
+ For King of England shalt thou be proclaim'd
+ In every borough as we pass along;
+ And he that throws not up his cap for joy
+ Shall for the fault make forfeit of his head.
+ King Edward, valiant Richard, Montague,
+ Stay we no longer, dreaming of renown,
+ But sound the trumpets, and about our task.
+
+RICHARD Then, Clifford, were thy heart as hard as steel,
+ As thou hast shown it flinty by thy deeds,
+ I come to pierce it, or to give thee mine.
+
+EDWARD Then strike up drums: God and Saint George for us!
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+WARWICK How now! what news?
+
+Messenger The Duke of Norfolk sends you word by me,
+ The queen is coming with a puissant host;
+ And craves your company for speedy counsel.
+
+WARWICK Why then it sorts, brave warriors, let's away.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Before York.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING HENRY VI, QUEEN MARGARET,
+ PRINCE EDWARD, CLIFFORD, and NORTHUMBERLAND, with
+ drum and trumpets]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Welcome, my lord, to this brave town of York.
+ Yonder's the head of that arch-enemy
+ That sought to be encompass'd with your crown:
+ Doth not the object cheer your heart, my lord?
+
+KING HENRY VI Ay, as the rocks cheer them that fear their wreck:
+ To see this sight, it irks my very soul.
+ Withhold revenge, dear God! 'tis not my fault,
+ Nor wittingly have I infringed my vow.
+
+CLIFFORD My gracious liege, this too much lenity
+ And harmful pity must be laid aside.
+ To whom do lions cast their gentle looks?
+ Not to the beast that would usurp their den.
+ Whose hand is that the forest bear doth lick?
+ Not his that spoils her young before her face.
+ Who 'scapes the lurking serpent's mortal sting?
+ Not he that sets his foot upon her back.
+ The smallest worm will turn being trodden on,
+ And doves will peck in safeguard of their brood.
+ Ambitious York doth level at thy crown,
+ Thou smiling while he knit his angry brows:
+ He, but a duke, would have his son a king,
+ And raise his issue, like a loving sire;
+ Thou, being a king, blest with a goodly son,
+ Didst yield consent to disinherit him,
+ Which argued thee a most unloving father.
+ Unreasonable creatures feed their young;
+ And though man's face be fearful to their eyes,
+ Yet, in protection of their tender ones,
+ Who hath not seen them, even with those wings
+ Which sometime they have used with fearful flight,
+ Make war with him that climb'd unto their nest,
+ Offer their own lives in their young's defence?
+ For shame, my liege, make them your precedent!
+ Were it not pity that this goodly boy
+ Should lose his birthright by his father's fault,
+ And long hereafter say unto his child,
+ 'What my great-grandfather and his grandsire got
+ My careless father fondly gave away'?
+ Ah, what a shame were this! Look on the boy;
+ And let his manly face, which promiseth
+ Successful fortune, steel thy melting heart
+ To hold thine own and leave thine own with him.
+
+KING HENRY VI Full well hath Clifford play'd the orator,
+ Inferring arguments of mighty force.
+ But, Clifford, tell me, didst thou never hear
+ That things ill-got had ever bad success?
+ And happy always was it for that son
+ Whose father for his hoarding went to hell?
+ I'll leave my son my virtuous deeds behind;
+ And would my father had left me no more!
+ For all the rest is held at such a rate
+ As brings a thousand-fold more care to keep
+ Than in possession and jot of pleasure.
+ Ah, cousin York! would thy best friends did know
+ How it doth grieve me that thy head is here!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET My lord, cheer up your spirits: our foes are nigh,
+ And this soft courage makes your followers faint.
+ You promised knighthood to our forward son:
+ Unsheathe your sword, and dub him presently.
+ Edward, kneel down.
+
+KING HENRY VI Edward Plantagenet, arise a knight;
+ And learn this lesson, draw thy sword in right.
+
+PRINCE My gracious father, by your kingly leave,
+ I'll draw it as apparent to the crown,
+ And in that quarrel use it to the death.
+
+CLIFFORD Why, that is spoken like a toward prince.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger Royal commanders, be in readiness:
+ For with a band of thirty thousand men
+ Comes Warwick, backing of the Duke of York;
+ And in the towns, as they do march along,
+ Proclaims him king, and many fly to him:
+ Darraign your battle, for they are at hand.
+
+CLIFFORD I would your highness would depart the field:
+ The queen hath best success when you are absent.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Ay, good my lord, and leave us to our fortune.
+
+KING HENRY VI Why, that's my fortune too; therefore I'll stay.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Be it with resolution then to fight.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD My royal father, cheer these noble lords
+ And hearten those that fight in your defence:
+ Unsheathe your sword, good father; cry 'Saint George!'
+
+ [March. Enter EDWARD, GEORGE, RICHARD, WARWICK,
+ NORFOLK, MONTAGUE, and Soldiers]
+
+EDWARD Now, perjured Henry! wilt thou kneel for grace,
+ And set thy diadem upon my head;
+ Or bide the mortal fortune of the field?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Go, rate thy minions, proud insulting boy!
+ Becomes it thee to be thus bold in terms
+ Before thy sovereign and thy lawful king?
+
+EDWARD I am his king, and he should bow his knee;
+ I was adopted heir by his consent:
+ Since when, his oath is broke; for, as I hear,
+ You, that are king, though he do wear the crown,
+ Have caused him, by new act of parliament,
+ To blot out me, and put his own son in.
+
+CLIFFORD And reason too:
+ Who should succeed the father but the son?
+
+RICHARD Are you there, butcher? O, I cannot speak!
+
+CLIFFORD Ay, crook-back, here I stand to answer thee,
+ Or any he the proudest of thy sort.
+
+RICHARD 'Twas you that kill'd young Rutland, was it not?
+
+CLIFFORD Ay, and old York, and yet not satisfied.
+
+RICHARD For God's sake, lords, give signal to the fight.
+
+WARWICK What say'st thou, Henry, wilt thou yield the crown?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Why, how now, long-tongued Warwick! dare you speak?
+ When you and I met at Saint Alban's last,
+ Your legs did better service than your hands.
+
+WARWICK Then 'twas my turn to fly, and now 'tis thine.
+
+CLIFFORD You said so much before, and yet you fled.
+
+WARWICK 'Twas not your valour, Clifford, drove me thence.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND No, nor your manhood that durst make you stay.
+
+RICHARD Northumberland, I hold thee reverently.
+ Break off the parley; for scarce I can refrain
+ The execution of my big-swoln heart
+ Upon that Clifford, that cruel child-killer.
+
+CLIFFORD I slew thy father, call'st thou him a child?
+
+RICHARD Ay, like a dastard and a treacherous coward,
+ As thou didst kill our tender brother Rutland;
+ But ere sunset I'll make thee curse the deed.
+
+KING HENRY VI Have done with words, my lords, and hear me speak.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Defy them then, or else hold close thy lips.
+
+KING HENRY VI I prithee, give no limits to my tongue:
+ I am a king, and privileged to speak.
+
+CLIFFORD My liege, the wound that bred this meeting here
+ Cannot be cured by words; therefore be still.
+
+RICHARD Then, executioner, unsheathe thy sword:
+ By him that made us all, I am resolved
+ that Clifford's manhood lies upon his tongue.
+
+EDWARD Say, Henry, shall I have my right, or no?
+ A thousand men have broke their fasts to-day,
+ That ne'er shall dine unless thou yield the crown.
+
+WARWICK If thou deny, their blood upon thy head;
+ For York in justice puts his armour on.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD If that be right which Warwick says is right,
+ There is no wrong, but every thing is right.
+
+RICHARD Whoever got thee, there thy mother stands;
+ For, well I wot, thou hast thy mother's tongue.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET But thou art neither like thy sire nor dam;
+ But like a foul mis-shapen stigmatic,
+ Mark'd by the destinies to be avoided,
+ As venom toads, or lizards' dreadful stings.
+
+RICHARD Iron of Naples hid with English gilt,
+ Whose father bears the title of a king,--
+ As if a channel should be call'd the sea,--
+ Shamest thou not, knowing whence thou art extraught,
+ To let thy tongue detect thy base-born heart?
+
+EDWARD A wisp of straw were worth a thousand crowns,
+ To make this shameless callet know herself.
+ Helen of Greece was fairer far than thou,
+ Although thy husband may be Menelaus;
+ And ne'er was Agamemnon's brother wrong'd
+ By that false woman, as this king by thee.
+ His father revell'd in the heart of France,
+ And tamed the king, and made the dauphin stoop;
+ And had he match'd according to his state,
+ He might have kept that glory to this day;
+ But when he took a beggar to his bed,
+ And graced thy poor sire with his bridal-day,
+ Even then that sunshine brew'd a shower for him,
+ That wash'd his father's fortunes forth of France,
+ And heap'd sedition on his crown at home.
+ For what hath broach'd this tumult but thy pride?
+ Hadst thou been meek, our title still had slept;
+ And we, in pity of the gentle king,
+ Had slipp'd our claim until another age.
+
+GEORGE But when we saw our sunshine made thy spring,
+ And that thy summer bred us no increase,
+ We set the axe to thy usurping root;
+ And though the edge hath something hit ourselves,
+ Yet, know thou, since we have begun to strike,
+ We'll never leave till we have hewn thee down,
+ Or bathed thy growing with our heated bloods.
+
+EDWARD And, in this resolution, I defy thee;
+ Not willing any longer conference,
+ Since thou deniest the gentle king to speak.
+ Sound trumpets! let our bloody colours wave!
+ And either victory, or else a grave.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Stay, Edward.
+
+EDWARD No, wrangling woman, we'll no longer stay:
+ These words will cost ten thousand lives this day.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III A field of battle between Towton and Saxton, in
+ Yorkshire.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Excursions. Enter WARWICK]
+
+WARWICK Forspent with toil, as runners with a race,
+ I lay me down a little while to breathe;
+ For strokes received, and many blows repaid,
+ Have robb'd my strong-knit sinews of their strength,
+ And spite of spite needs must I rest awhile.
+
+ [Enter EDWARD, running]
+
+EDWARD Smile, gentle heaven! or strike, ungentle death!
+ For this world frowns, and Edward's sun is clouded.
+
+WARWICK How now, my lord! what hap? what hope of good?
+
+ [Enter GEORGE]
+
+GEORGE Our hap is loss, our hope but sad despair;
+ Our ranks are broke, and ruin follows us:
+ What counsel give you? whither shall we fly?
+
+EDWARD Bootless is flight, they follow us with wings;
+ And weak we are and cannot shun pursuit.
+
+ [Enter RICHARD]
+
+RICHARD Ah, Warwick, why hast thou withdrawn thyself?
+ Thy brother's blood the thirsty earth hath drunk,
+ Broach'd with the steely point of Clifford's lance;
+ And in the very pangs of death he cried,
+ Like to a dismal clangour heard from far,
+ 'Warwick, revenge! brother, revenge my death!'
+ So, underneath the belly of their steeds,
+ That stain'd their fetlocks in his smoking blood,
+ The noble gentleman gave up the ghost.
+
+WARWICK Then let the earth be drunken with our blood:
+ I'll kill my horse, because I will not fly.
+ Why stand we like soft-hearted women here,
+ Wailing our losses, whiles the foe doth rage;
+ And look upon, as if the tragedy
+ Were play'd in jest by counterfeiting actors?
+ Here on my knee I vow to God above,
+ I'll never pause again, never stand still,
+ Till either death hath closed these eyes of mine
+ Or fortune given me measure of revenge.
+
+EDWARD O Warwick, I do bend my knee with thine;
+ And in this vow do chain my soul to thine!
+ And, ere my knee rise from the earth's cold face,
+ I throw my hands, mine eyes, my heart to thee,
+ Thou setter up and plucker down of kings,
+ Beseeching thee, if with they will it stands
+ That to my foes this body must be prey,
+ Yet that thy brazen gates of heaven may ope,
+ And give sweet passage to my sinful soul!
+ Now, lords, take leave until we meet again,
+ Where'er it be, in heaven or in earth.
+
+RICHARD Brother, give me thy hand; and, gentle Warwick,
+ Let me embrace thee in my weary arms:
+ I, that did never weep, now melt with woe
+ That winter should cut off our spring-time so.
+
+WARWICK Away, away! Once more, sweet lords farewell.
+
+GEORGE Yet let us all together to our troops,
+ And give them leave to fly that will not stay;
+ And call them pillars that will stand to us;
+ And, if we thrive, promise them such rewards
+ As victors wear at the Olympian games:
+ This may plant courage in their quailing breasts;
+ For yet is hope of life and victory.
+ Forslow no longer, make we hence amain.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Excursions. Enter RICHARD and CLIFFORD]
+
+RICHARD Now, Clifford, I have singled thee alone:
+ Suppose this arm is for the Duke of York,
+ And this for Rutland; both bound to revenge,
+ Wert thou environ'd with a brazen wall.
+
+CLIFFORD Now, Richard, I am with thee here alone:
+ This is the hand that stabb'd thy father York;
+ And this the hand that slew thy brother Rutland;
+ And here's the heart that triumphs in their death
+ And cheers these hands that slew thy sire and brother
+ To execute the like upon thyself;
+ And so, have at thee!
+
+ [They fight. WARWICK comes; CLIFFORD flies]
+
+RICHARD Nay Warwick, single out some other chase;
+ For I myself will hunt this wolf to death.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Enter KING HENRY VI alone]
+
+KING HENRY VI This battle fares like to the morning's war,
+ When dying clouds contend with growing light,
+ What time the shepherd, blowing of his nails,
+ Can neither call it perfect day nor night.
+ Now sways it this way, like a mighty sea
+ Forced by the tide to combat with the wind;
+ Now sways it that way, like the selfsame sea
+ Forced to retire by fury of the wind:
+ Sometime the flood prevails, and then the wind;
+ Now one the better, then another best;
+ Both tugging to be victors, breast to breast,
+ Yet neither conqueror nor conquered:
+ So is the equal of this fell war.
+ Here on this molehill will I sit me down.
+ To whom God will, there be the victory!
+ For Margaret my queen, and Clifford too,
+ Have chid me from the battle; swearing both
+ They prosper best of all when I am thence.
+ Would I were dead! if God's good will were so;
+ For what is in this world but grief and woe?
+ O God! methinks it were a happy life,
+ To be no better than a homely swain;
+ To sit upon a hill, as I do now,
+ To carve out dials quaintly, point by point,
+ Thereby to see the minutes how they run,
+ How many make the hour full complete;
+ How many hours bring about the day;
+ How many days will finish up the year;
+ How many years a mortal man may live.
+ When this is known, then to divide the times:
+ So many hours must I tend my flock;
+ So many hours must I take my rest;
+ So many hours must I contemplate;
+ So many hours must I sport myself;
+ So many days my ewes have been with young;
+ So many weeks ere the poor fools will ean:
+ So many years ere I shall shear the fleece:
+ So minutes, hours, days, months, and years,
+ Pass'd over to the end they were created,
+ Would bring white hairs unto a quiet grave.
+ Ah, what a life were this! how sweet! how lovely!
+ Gives not the hawthorn-bush a sweeter shade
+ To shepherds looking on their silly sheep,
+ Than doth a rich embroider'd canopy
+ To kings that fear their subjects' treachery?
+ O, yes, it doth; a thousand-fold it doth.
+ And to conclude, the shepherd's homely curds,
+ His cold thin drink out of his leather bottle.
+ His wonted sleep under a fresh tree's shade,
+ All which secure and sweetly he enjoys,
+ Is far beyond a prince's delicates,
+ His viands sparkling in a golden cup,
+ His body couched in a curious bed,
+ When care, mistrust, and treason waits on him.
+
+ [Alarum. Enter a Son that has killed his father,
+ dragging in the dead body]
+
+Son Ill blows the wind that profits nobody.
+ This man, whom hand to hand I slew in fight,
+ May be possessed with some store of crowns;
+ And I, that haply take them from him now,
+ May yet ere night yield both my life and them
+ To some man else, as this dead man doth me.
+ Who's this? O God! it is my father's face,
+ Whom in this conflict I unwares have kill'd.
+ O heavy times, begetting such events!
+ From London by the king was I press'd forth;
+ My father, being the Earl of Warwick's man,
+ Came on the part of York, press'd by his master;
+ And I, who at his hands received my life, him
+ Have by my hands of life bereaved him.
+ Pardon me, God, I knew not what I did!
+ And pardon, father, for I knew not thee!
+ My tears shall wipe away these bloody marks;
+ And no more words till they have flow'd their fill.
+
+KING HENRY VI O piteous spectacle! O bloody times!
+ Whiles lions war and battle for their dens,
+ Poor harmless lambs abide their enmity.
+ Weep, wretched man, I'll aid thee tear for tear;
+ And let our hearts and eyes, like civil war,
+ Be blind with tears, and break o'ercharged with grief.
+
+ [Enter a Father that has killed his son, bringing in the body]
+
+Father Thou that so stoutly hast resisted me,
+ Give me thy gold, if thou hast any gold:
+ For I have bought it with an hundred blows.
+ But let me see: is this our foeman's face?
+ Ah, no, no, no, it is mine only son!
+ Ah, boy, if any life be left in thee,
+ Throw up thine eye! see, see what showers arise,
+ Blown with the windy tempest of my heart,
+ Upon thy words, that kill mine eye and heart!
+ O, pity, God, this miserable age!
+ What stratagems, how fell, how butcherly,
+ Erroneous, mutinous and unnatural,
+ This deadly quarrel daily doth beget!
+ O boy, thy father gave thee life too soon,
+ And hath bereft thee of thy life too late!
+
+KING HENRY VI Woe above woe! grief more than common grief!
+ O that my death would stay these ruthful deeds!
+ O pity, pity, gentle heaven, pity!
+ The red rose and the white are on his face,
+ The fatal colours of our striving houses:
+ The one his purple blood right well resembles;
+ The other his pale cheeks, methinks, presenteth:
+ Wither one rose, and let the other flourish;
+ If you contend, a thousand lives must wither.
+
+Son How will my mother for a father's death
+ Take on with me and ne'er be satisfied!
+
+Father How will my wife for slaughter of my son
+ Shed seas of tears and ne'er be satisfied!
+
+KING HENRY VI How will the country for these woful chances
+ Misthink the king and not be satisfied!
+
+Son Was ever son so rued a father's death?
+
+Father Was ever father so bemoan'd his son?
+
+KING HENRY VI Was ever king so grieved for subjects' woe?
+ Much is your sorrow; mine ten times so much.
+
+Son I'll bear thee hence, where I may weep my fill.
+
+ [Exit with the body]
+
+Father These arms of mine shall be thy winding-sheet;
+ My heart, sweet boy, shall be thy sepulchre,
+ For from my heart thine image ne'er shall go;
+ My sighing breast shall be thy funeral bell;
+ And so obsequious will thy father be,
+ Even for the loss of thee, having no more,
+ As Priam was for all his valiant sons.
+ I'll bear thee hence; and let them fight that will,
+ For I have murdered where I should not kill.
+
+ [Exit with the body]
+
+KING HENRY VI Sad-hearted men, much overgone with care,
+ Here sits a king more woful than you are.
+
+ [Alarums: excursions. Enter QUEEN MARGARET, PRINCE
+ EDWARD, and EXETER]
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Fly, father, fly! for all your friends are fled,
+ And Warwick rages like a chafed bull:
+ Away! for death doth hold us in pursuit.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Mount you, my lord; towards Berwick post amain:
+ Edward and Richard, like a brace of greyhounds
+ Having the fearful flying hare in sight,
+ With fiery eyes sparkling for very wrath,
+ And bloody steel grasp'd in their ireful hands,
+ Are at our backs; and therefore hence amain.
+
+EXETER Away! for vengeance comes along with them:
+ Nay, stay not to expostulate, make speed;
+ Or else come after: I'll away before.
+
+KING HENRY VI Nay, take me with thee, good sweet Exeter:
+ Not that I fear to stay, but love to go
+ Whither the queen intends. Forward; away!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [A loud alarum. Enter CLIFFORD, wounded]
+
+CLIFFORD Here burns my candle out; ay, here it dies,
+ Which, whiles it lasted, gave King Henry light.
+ O Lancaster, I fear thy overthrow
+ More than my body's parting with my soul!
+ My love and fear glued many friends to thee;
+ And, now I fall, thy tough commixture melts.
+ Impairing Henry, strengthening misproud York,
+ The common people swarm like summer flies;
+ And whither fly the gnats but to the sun?
+ And who shines now but Henry's enemies?
+ O Phoebus, hadst thou never given consent
+ That Phaethon should cheque thy fiery steeds,
+ Thy burning car never had scorch'd the earth!
+ And, Henry, hadst thou sway'd as kings should do,
+ Or as thy father and his father did,
+ Giving no ground unto the house of York,
+ They never then had sprung like summer flies;
+ I and ten thousand in this luckless realm
+ Had left no mourning widows for our death;
+ And thou this day hadst kept thy chair in peace.
+ For what doth cherish weeds but gentle air?
+ And what makes robbers bold but too much lenity?
+ Bootless are plaints, and cureless are my wounds;
+ No way to fly, nor strength to hold out flight:
+ The foe is merciless, and will not pity;
+ For at their hands I have deserved no pity.
+ The air hath got into my deadly wounds,
+ And much effuse of blood doth make me faint.
+ Come, York and Richard, Warwick and the rest;
+ I stabb'd your fathers' bosoms, split my breast.
+
+ [He faints]
+
+ [Alarum and retreat. Enter EDWARD, GEORGE, RICHARD,
+ MONTAGUE, WARWICK, and Soldiers]
+
+EDWARD Now breathe we, lords: good fortune bids us pause,
+ And smooth the frowns of war with peaceful looks.
+ Some troops pursue the bloody-minded queen,
+ That led calm Henry, though he were a king,
+ As doth a sail, fill'd with a fretting gust,
+ Command an argosy to stem the waves.
+ But think you, lords, that Clifford fled with them?
+
+WARWICK No, 'tis impossible he should escape,
+ For, though before his face I speak the words
+ Your brother Richard mark'd him for the grave:
+ And wheresoe'er he is, he's surely dead.
+
+ [CLIFFORD groans, and dies]
+
+EDWARD Whose soul is that which takes her heavy leave?
+
+RICHARD A deadly groan, like life and death's departing.
+
+EDWARD See who it is: and, now the battle's ended,
+ If friend or foe, let him be gently used.
+
+RICHARD Revoke that doom of mercy, for 'tis Clifford;
+ Who not contented that he lopp'd the branch
+ In hewing Rutland when his leaves put forth,
+ But set his murdering knife unto the root
+ From whence that tender spray did sweetly spring,
+ I mean our princely father, Duke of York.
+
+WARWICK From off the gates of York fetch down the head,
+ Your father's head, which Clifford placed there;
+ Instead whereof let this supply the room:
+ Measure for measure must be answered.
+
+EDWARD Bring forth that fatal screech-owl to our house,
+ That nothing sung but death to us and ours:
+ Now death shall stop his dismal threatening sound,
+ And his ill-boding tongue no more shall speak.
+
+WARWICK I think his understanding is bereft.
+ Speak, Clifford, dost thou know who speaks to thee?
+ Dark cloudy death o'ershades his beams of life,
+ And he nor sees nor hears us what we say.
+
+RICHARD O, would he did! and so perhaps he doth:
+ 'Tis but his policy to counterfeit,
+ Because he would avoid such bitter taunts
+ Which in the time of death he gave our father.
+
+GEORGE If so thou think'st, vex him with eager words.
+
+RICHARD Clifford, ask mercy and obtain no grace.
+
+EDWARD Clifford, repent in bootless penitence.
+
+WARWICK Clifford, devise excuses for thy faults.
+
+GEORGE While we devise fell tortures for thy faults.
+
+RICHARD Thou didst love York, and I am son to York.
+
+EDWARD Thou pitied'st Rutland; I will pity thee.
+
+GEORGE Where's Captain Margaret, to fence you now?
+
+WARWICK They mock thee, Clifford: swear as thou wast wont.
+
+RICHARD What, not an oath? nay, then the world goes hard
+ When Clifford cannot spare his friends an oath.
+ I know by that he's dead; and, by my soul,
+ If this right hand would buy two hour's life,
+ That I in all despite might rail at him,
+ This hand should chop it off, and with the
+ issuing blood
+ Stifle the villain whose unstanched thirst
+ York and young Rutland could not satisfy.
+
+WARWICK Ay, but he's dead: off with the traitor's head,
+ And rear it in the place your father's stands.
+ And now to London with triumphant march,
+ There to be crowned England's royal king:
+ From whence shall Warwick cut the sea to France,
+ And ask the Lady Bona for thy queen:
+ So shalt thou sinew both these lands together;
+ And, having France thy friend, thou shalt not dread
+ The scatter'd foe that hopes to rise again;
+ For though they cannot greatly sting to hurt,
+ Yet look to have them buzz to offend thine ears.
+ First will I see the coronation;
+ And then to Brittany I'll cross the sea,
+ To effect this marriage, so it please my lord.
+
+EDWARD Even as thou wilt, sweet Warwick, let it be;
+ For in thy shoulder do I build my seat,
+ And never will I undertake the thing
+ Wherein thy counsel and consent is wanting.
+ Richard, I will create thee Duke of Gloucester,
+ And George, of Clarence: Warwick, as ourself,
+ Shall do and undo as him pleaseth best.
+
+RICHARD Let me be Duke of Clarence, George of Gloucester;
+ For Gloucester's dukedom is too ominous.
+
+WARWICK Tut, that's a foolish observation:
+ Richard, be Duke of Gloucester. Now to London,
+ To see these honours in possession.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I A forest in the north of England.
+
+
+ [Enter two Keepers, with cross-bows in their hands]
+
+First Keeper Under this thick-grown brake we'll shroud ourselves;
+ For through this laund anon the deer will come;
+ And in this covert will we make our stand,
+ Culling the principal of all the deer.
+
+Second Keeper I'll stay above the hill, so both may shoot.
+
+First Keeper That cannot be; the noise of thy cross-bow
+ Will scare the herd, and so my shoot is lost.
+ Here stand we both, and aim we at the best:
+ And, for the time shall not seem tedious,
+ I'll tell thee what befell me on a day
+ In this self-place where now we mean to stand.
+
+Second Keeper Here comes a man; let's stay till he be past.
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY VI, disguised, with a prayerbook]
+
+KING HENRY VI From Scotland am I stol'n, even of pure love,
+ To greet mine own land with my wishful sight.
+ No, Harry, Harry, 'tis no land of thine;
+ Thy place is fill'd, thy sceptre wrung from thee,
+ Thy balm wash'd off wherewith thou wast anointed:
+ No bending knee will call thee Caesar now,
+ No humble suitors press to speak for right,
+ No, not a man comes for redress of thee;
+ For how can I help them, and not myself?
+
+First Keeper Ay, here's a deer whose skin's a keeper's fee:
+ This is the quondam king; let's seize upon him.
+
+KING HENRY VI Let me embrace thee, sour adversity,
+ For wise men say it is the wisest course.
+
+Second Keeper Why linger we? let us lay hands upon him.
+
+First Keeper Forbear awhile; we'll hear a little more.
+
+KING HENRY VI My queen and son are gone to France for aid;
+ And, as I hear, the great commanding Warwick
+ Is thither gone, to crave the French king's sister
+ To wife for Edward: if this news be true,
+ Poor queen and son, your labour is but lost;
+ For Warwick is a subtle orator,
+ And Lewis a prince soon won with moving words.
+ By this account then Margaret may win him;
+ For she's a woman to be pitied much:
+ Her sighs will make a battery in his breast;
+ Her tears will pierce into a marble heart;
+ The tiger will be mild whiles she doth mourn;
+ And Nero will be tainted with remorse,
+ To hear and see her plaints, her brinish tears.
+ Ay, but she's come to beg, Warwick to give;
+ She, on his left side, craving aid for Henry,
+ He, on his right, asking a wife for Edward.
+ She weeps, and says her Henry is deposed;
+ He smiles, and says his Edward is install'd;
+ That she, poor wretch, for grief can speak no more;
+ Whiles Warwick tells his title, smooths the wrong,
+ Inferreth arguments of mighty strength,
+ And in conclusion wins the king from her,
+ With promise of his sister, and what else,
+ To strengthen and support King Edward's place.
+ O Margaret, thus 'twill be; and thou, poor soul,
+ Art then forsaken, as thou went'st forlorn!
+
+Second Keeper Say, what art thou that talk'st of kings and queens?
+
+KING HENRY VI More than I seem, and less than I was born to:
+ A man at least, for less I should not be;
+ And men may talk of kings, and why not I?
+
+Second Keeper Ay, but thou talk'st as if thou wert a king.
+
+KING HENRY VI Why, so I am, in mind; and that's enough.
+
+Second Keeper But, if thou be a king, where is thy crown?
+
+KING HENRY VI My crown is in my heart, not on my head;
+ Not decked with diamonds and Indian stones,
+ Nor to be seen: my crown is called content:
+ A crown it is that seldom kings enjoy.
+
+Second Keeper Well, if you be a king crown'd with content,
+ Your crown content and you must be contented
+ To go along with us; for as we think,
+ You are the king King Edward hath deposed;
+ And we his subjects sworn in all allegiance
+ Will apprehend you as his enemy.
+
+KING HENRY VI But did you never swear, and break an oath?
+
+Second Keeper No, never such an oath; nor will not now.
+
+KING HENRY VI Where did you dwell when I was King of England?
+
+Second Keeper Here in this country, where we now remain.
+
+KING HENRY VI I was anointed king at nine months old;
+ My father and my grandfather were kings,
+ And you were sworn true subjects unto me:
+ And tell me, then, have you not broke your oaths?
+
+First Keeper No;
+ For we were subjects but while you were king.
+
+KING HENRY VI Why, am I dead? do I not breathe a man?
+ Ah, simple men, you know not what you swear!
+ Look, as I blow this feather from my face,
+ And as the air blows it to me again,
+ Obeying with my wind when I do blow,
+ And yielding to another when it blows,
+ Commanded always by the greater gust;
+ Such is the lightness of you common men.
+ But do not break your oaths; for of that sin
+ My mild entreaty shall not make you guilty.
+ Go where you will, the king shall be commanded;
+ And be you kings, command, and I'll obey.
+
+First Keeper We are true subjects to the king, King Edward.
+
+KING HENRY VI So would you be again to Henry,
+ If he were seated as King Edward is.
+
+First Keeper We charge you, in God's name, and the king's,
+ To go with us unto the officers.
+
+KING HENRY VI In God's name, lead; your king's name be obey'd:
+ And what God will, that let your king perform;
+ And what he will, I humbly yield unto.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter KING EDWARD IV, GLOUCESTER, CLARENCE, and
+ LADY GREY]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Brother of Gloucester, at Saint Alban's field
+ This lady's husband, Sir Richard Grey, was slain,
+ His lands then seized on by the conqueror:
+ Her suit is now to repossess those lands;
+ Which we in justice cannot well deny,
+ Because in quarrel of the house of York
+ The worthy gentleman did lose his life.
+
+GLOUCESTER Your highness shall do well to grant her suit;
+ It were dishonour to deny it her.
+
+KING EDWARD IV It were no less; but yet I'll make a pause.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CLARENCE] Yea, is it so?
+ I see the lady hath a thing to grant,
+ Before the king will grant her humble suit.
+
+CLARENCE [Aside to GLOUCESTER] He knows the game: how true
+ he keeps the wind!
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CLARENCE] Silence!
+
+KING EDWARD IV Widow, we will consider of your suit;
+ And come some other time to know our mind.
+
+LADY GREY Right gracious lord, I cannot brook delay:
+ May it please your highness to resolve me now;
+ And what your pleasure is, shall satisfy me.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CLARENCE] Ay, widow? then I'll warrant
+ you all your lands,
+ An if what pleases him shall pleasure you.
+ Fight closer, or, good faith, you'll catch a blow.
+
+CLARENCE [Aside to GLOUCESTER] I fear her not, unless she
+ chance to fall.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CLARENCE] God forbid that! for he'll
+ take vantages.
+
+KING EDWARD IV How many children hast thou, widow? tell me.
+
+CLARENCE [Aside to GLOUCESTER] I think he means to beg a
+ child of her.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CLARENCE] Nay, whip me then: he'll rather
+ give her two.
+
+LADY GREY Three, my most gracious lord.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CLARENCE] You shall have four, if you'll
+ be ruled by him.
+
+KING EDWARD IV 'Twere pity they should lose their father's lands.
+
+LADY GREY Be pitiful, dread lord, and grant it then.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Lords, give us leave: I'll try this widow's wit.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CLARENCE] Ay, good leave have you; for
+ you will have leave,
+ Till youth take leave and leave you to the crutch.
+
+ [GLOUCESTER and CLARENCE retire]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Now tell me, madam, do you love your children?
+
+LADY GREY Ay, full as dearly as I love myself.
+
+KING EDWARD IV And would you not do much to do them good?
+
+LADY GREY To do them good, I would sustain some harm.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Then get your husband's lands, to do them good.
+
+LADY GREY Therefore I came unto your majesty.
+
+KING EDWARD IV I'll tell you how these lands are to be got.
+
+LADY GREY So shall you bind me to your highness' service.
+
+KING EDWARD IV What service wilt thou do me, if I give them?
+
+LADY GREY What you command, that rests in me to do.
+
+KING EDWARD IV But you will take exceptions to my boon.
+
+LADY GREY No, gracious lord, except I cannot do it.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Ay, but thou canst do what I mean to ask.
+
+LADY GREY Why, then I will do what your grace commands.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CLARENCE] He plies her hard; and much rain
+ wears the marble.
+
+CLARENCE [Aside to GLOUCESTER] As red as fire! nay, then
+ her wax must melt.
+
+LADY GREY Why stops my lord, shall I not hear my task?
+
+KING EDWARD IV An easy task; 'tis but to love a king.
+
+LADY GREY That's soon perform'd, because I am a subject.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Why, then, thy husband's lands I freely give thee.
+
+LADY GREY I take my leave with many thousand thanks.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CLARENCE] The match is made; she seals it
+ with a curtsy.
+
+KING EDWARD IV But stay thee, 'tis the fruits of love I mean.
+
+LADY GREY The fruits of love I mean, my loving liege.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Ay, but, I fear me, in another sense.
+ What love, think'st thou, I sue so much to get?
+
+LADY GREY My love till death, my humble thanks, my prayers;
+ That love which virtue begs and virtue grants.
+
+KING EDWARD IV No, by my troth, I did not mean such love.
+
+LADY GREY Why, then you mean not as I thought you did.
+
+KING EDWARD IV But now you partly may perceive my mind.
+
+LADY GREY My mind will never grant what I perceive
+ Your highness aims at, if I aim aright.
+
+KING EDWARD IV To tell thee plain, I aim to lie with thee.
+
+LADY GREY To tell you plain, I had rather lie in prison.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Why, then thou shalt not have thy husband's lands.
+
+LADY GREY Why, then mine honesty shall be my dower;
+ For by that loss I will not purchase them.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Therein thou wrong'st thy children mightily.
+
+LADY GREY Herein your highness wrongs both them and me.
+ But, mighty lord, this merry inclination
+ Accords not with the sadness of my suit:
+ Please you dismiss me either with 'ay' or 'no.'
+
+KING EDWARD IV Ay, if thou wilt say 'ay' to my request;
+ No if thou dost say 'no' to my demand.
+
+LADY GREY Then, no, my lord. My suit is at an end.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CLARENCE] The widow likes him not, she
+ knits her brows.
+
+CLARENCE [Aside to GLOUCESTER] He is the bluntest wooer in
+ Christendom.
+
+KING EDWARD IV [Aside] Her looks do argue her replete with modesty;
+ Her words do show her wit incomparable;
+ All her perfections challenge sovereignty:
+ One way or other, she is for a king;
+ And she shall be my love, or else my queen.--
+ Say that King Edward take thee for his queen?
+
+LADY GREY 'Tis better said than done, my gracious lord:
+ I am a subject fit to jest withal,
+ But far unfit to be a sovereign.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Sweet widow, by my state I swear to thee
+ I speak no more than what my soul intends;
+ And that is, to enjoy thee for my love.
+
+LADY GREY And that is more than I will yield unto:
+ I know I am too mean to be your queen,
+ And yet too good to be your concubine.
+
+KING EDWARD IV You cavil, widow: I did mean, my queen.
+
+LADY GREY 'Twill grieve your grace my sons should call you father.
+
+KING EDWARD IV No more than when my daughters call thee mother.
+ Thou art a widow, and thou hast some children;
+ And, by God's mother, I, being but a bachelor,
+ Have other some: why, 'tis a happy thing
+ To be the father unto many sons.
+ Answer no more, for thou shalt be my queen.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside to CLARENCE] The ghostly father now hath done
+ his shrift.
+
+CLARENCE [Aside to GLOUCESTER] When he was made a shriver,
+ 'twas for shift.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Brothers, you muse what chat we two have had.
+
+GLOUCESTER The widow likes it not, for she looks very sad.
+
+KING EDWARD IV You'll think it strange if I should marry her.
+
+CLARENCE To whom, my lord?
+
+KING EDWARD IV Why, Clarence, to myself.
+
+GLOUCESTER That would be ten days' wonder at the least.
+
+CLARENCE That's a day longer than a wonder lasts.
+
+GLOUCESTER By so much is the wonder in extremes.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Well, jest on, brothers: I can tell you both
+ Her suit is granted for her husband's lands.
+
+ [Enter a Nobleman]
+
+Nobleman My gracious lord, Henry your foe is taken,
+ And brought your prisoner to your palace gate.
+
+KING EDWARD IV See that he be convey'd unto the Tower:
+ And go we, brothers, to the man that took him,
+ To question of his apprehension.
+ Widow, go you along. Lords, use her honourably.
+
+ [Exeunt all but GLOUCESTER]
+
+GLOUCESTER Ay, Edward will use women honourably.
+ Would he were wasted, marrow, bones and all,
+ That from his loins no hopeful branch may spring,
+ To cross me from the golden time I look for!
+ And yet, between my soul's desire and me--
+ The lustful Edward's title buried--
+ Is Clarence, Henry, and his son young Edward,
+ And all the unlook'd for issue of their bodies,
+ To take their rooms, ere I can place myself:
+ A cold premeditation for my purpose!
+ Why, then, I do but dream on sovereignty;
+ Like one that stands upon a promontory,
+ And spies a far-off shore where he would tread,
+ Wishing his foot were equal with his eye,
+ And chides the sea that sunders him from thence,
+ Saying, he'll lade it dry to have his way:
+ So do I wish the crown, being so far off;
+ And so I chide the means that keeps me from it;
+ And so I say, I'll cut the causes off,
+ Flattering me with impossibilities.
+ My eye's too quick, my heart o'erweens too much,
+ Unless my hand and strength could equal them.
+ Well, say there is no kingdom then for Richard;
+ What other pleasure can the world afford?
+ I'll make my heaven in a lady's lap,
+ And deck my body in gay ornaments,
+ And witch sweet ladies with my words and looks.
+ O miserable thought! and more unlikely
+ Than to accomplish twenty golden crowns!
+ Why, love forswore me in my mother's womb:
+ And, for I should not deal in her soft laws,
+ She did corrupt frail nature with some bribe,
+ To shrink mine arm up like a wither'd shrub;
+ To make an envious mountain on my back,
+ Where sits deformity to mock my body;
+ To shape my legs of an unequal size;
+ To disproportion me in every part,
+ Like to a chaos, or an unlick'd bear-whelp
+ That carries no impression like the dam.
+ And am I then a man to be beloved?
+ O monstrous fault, to harbour such a thought!
+ Then, since this earth affords no joy to me,
+ But to command, to cheque, to o'erbear such
+ As are of better person than myself,
+ I'll make my heaven to dream upon the crown,
+ And, whiles I live, to account this world but hell,
+ Until my mis-shaped trunk that bears this head
+ Be round impaled with a glorious crown.
+ And yet I know not how to get the crown,
+ For many lives stand between me and home:
+ And I,--like one lost in a thorny wood,
+ That rends the thorns and is rent with the thorns,
+ Seeking a way and straying from the way;
+ Not knowing how to find the open air,
+ But toiling desperately to find it out,--
+ Torment myself to catch the English crown:
+ And from that torment I will free myself,
+ Or hew my way out with a bloody axe.
+ Why, I can smile, and murder whiles I smile,
+ And cry 'Content' to that which grieves my heart,
+ And wet my cheeks with artificial tears,
+ And frame my face to all occasions.
+ I'll drown more sailors than the mermaid shall;
+ I'll slay more gazers than the basilisk;
+ I'll play the orator as well as Nestor,
+ Deceive more slily than Ulysses could,
+ And, like a Sinon, take another Troy.
+ I can add colours to the chameleon,
+ Change shapes with Proteus for advantages,
+ And set the murderous Machiavel to school.
+ Can I do this, and cannot get a crown?
+ Tut, were it farther off, I'll pluck it down.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III France. KING LEWIS XI's palace.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING LEWIS XI, his sister BONA,
+ his Admiral, called BOURBON, PRINCE EDWARD, QUEEN
+ MARGARET, and OXFORD. KING LEWIS XI sits, and
+ riseth up again]
+
+KING LEWIS XI Fair Queen of England, worthy Margaret,
+ Sit down with us: it ill befits thy state
+ And birth, that thou shouldst stand while Lewis doth sit.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET No, mighty King of France: now Margaret
+ Must strike her sail and learn awhile to serve
+ Where kings command. I was, I must confess,
+ Great Albion's queen in former golden days:
+ But now mischance hath trod my title down,
+ And with dishonour laid me on the ground;
+ Where I must take like seat unto my fortune,
+ And to my humble seat conform myself.
+
+KING LEWIS XI Why, say, fair queen, whence springs this deep despair?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET From such a cause as fills mine eyes with tears
+ And stops my tongue, while heart is drown'd in cares.
+
+KING LEWIS XI Whate'er it be, be thou still like thyself,
+ And sit thee by our side:
+
+ [Seats her by him]
+
+ Yield not thy neck
+ To fortune's yoke, but let thy dauntless mind
+ Still ride in triumph over all mischance.
+ Be plain, Queen Margaret, and tell thy grief;
+ It shall be eased, if France can yield relief.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Those gracious words revive my drooping thoughts
+ And give my tongue-tied sorrows leave to speak.
+ Now, therefore, be it known to noble Lewis,
+ That Henry, sole possessor of my love,
+ Is of a king become a banish'd man,
+ And forced to live in Scotland a forlorn;
+ While proud ambitious Edward Duke of York
+ Usurps the regal title and the seat
+ Of England's true-anointed lawful king.
+ This is the cause that I, poor Margaret,
+ With this my son, Prince Edward, Henry's heir,
+ Am come to crave thy just and lawful aid;
+ And if thou fail us, all our hope is done:
+ Scotland hath will to help, but cannot help;
+ Our people and our peers are both misled,
+ Our treasures seized, our soldiers put to flight,
+ And, as thou seest, ourselves in heavy plight.
+
+KING LEWIS XI Renowned queen, with patience calm the storm,
+ While we bethink a means to break it off.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET The more we stay, the stronger grows our foe.
+
+KING LEWIS XI The more I stay, the more I'll succor thee.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET O, but impatience waiteth on true sorrow.
+ And see where comes the breeder of my sorrow!
+
+ [Enter WARWICK]
+
+KING LEWIS XI What's he approacheth boldly to our presence?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Our Earl of Warwick, Edward's greatest friend.
+
+KING LEWIS XI Welcome, brave Warwick! What brings thee to France?
+
+ [He descends. She ariseth]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Ay, now begins a second storm to rise;
+ For this is he that moves both wind and tide.
+
+WARWICK From worthy Edward, King of Albion,
+ My lord and sovereign, and thy vowed friend,
+ I come, in kindness and unfeigned love,
+ First, to do greetings to thy royal person;
+ And then to crave a league of amity;
+ And lastly, to confirm that amity
+ With a nuptial knot, if thou vouchsafe to grant
+ That virtuous Lady Bona, thy fair sister,
+ To England's king in lawful marriage.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET [Aside] If that go forward, Henry's hope is done.
+
+WARWICK [To BONA] And, gracious madam, in our king's behalf,
+ I am commanded, with your leave and favour,
+ Humbly to kiss your hand, and with my tongue
+ To tell the passion of my sovereign's heart;
+ Where fame, late entering at his heedful ears,
+ Hath placed thy beauty's image and thy virtue.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET King Lewis and Lady Bona, hear me speak,
+ Before you answer Warwick. His demand
+ Springs not from Edward's well-meant honest love,
+ But from deceit bred by necessity;
+ For how can tyrants safely govern home,
+ Unless abroad they purchase great alliance?
+ To prove him tyrant this reason may suffice,
+ That Henry liveth still: but were he dead,
+ Yet here Prince Edward stands, King Henry's son.
+ Look, therefore, Lewis, that by this league and marriage
+ Thou draw not on thy danger and dishonour;
+ For though usurpers sway the rule awhile,
+ Yet heavens are just, and time suppresseth wrongs.
+
+WARWICK Injurious Margaret!
+
+PRINCE EDWARD And why not queen?
+
+WARWICK Because thy father Henry did usurp;
+ And thou no more are prince than she is queen.
+
+OXFORD Then Warwick disannuls great John of Gaunt,
+ Which did subdue the greatest part of Spain;
+ And, after John of Gaunt, Henry the Fourth,
+ Whose wisdom was a mirror to the wisest;
+ And, after that wise prince, Henry the Fifth,
+ Who by his prowess conquered all France:
+ From these our Henry lineally descends.
+
+WARWICK Oxford, how haps it, in this smooth discourse,
+ You told not how Henry the Sixth hath lost
+ All that which Henry Fifth had gotten?
+ Methinks these peers of France should smile at that.
+ But for the rest, you tell a pedigree
+ Of threescore and two years; a silly time
+ To make prescription for a kingdom's worth.
+
+OXFORD Why, Warwick, canst thou speak against thy liege,
+ Whom thou obeyed'st thirty and six years,
+ And not bewray thy treason with a blush?
+
+WARWICK Can Oxford, that did ever fence the right,
+ Now buckler falsehood with a pedigree?
+ For shame! leave Henry, and call Edward king.
+
+OXFORD Call him my king by whose injurious doom
+ My elder brother, the Lord Aubrey Vere,
+ Was done to death? and more than so, my father,
+ Even in the downfall of his mellow'd years,
+ When nature brought him to the door of death?
+ No, Warwick, no; while life upholds this arm,
+ This arm upholds the house of Lancaster.
+
+WARWICK And I the house of York.
+
+KING LEWIS XI Queen Margaret, Prince Edward, and Oxford,
+ Vouchsafe, at our request, to stand aside,
+ While I use further conference with Warwick.
+
+ [They stand aloof]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Heavens grant that Warwick's words bewitch him not!
+
+KING LEWIS XI Now Warwick, tell me, even upon thy conscience,
+ Is Edward your true king? for I were loath
+ To link with him that were not lawful chosen.
+
+WARWICK Thereon I pawn my credit and mine honour.
+
+KING LEWIS XI But is he gracious in the people's eye?
+
+WARWICK The more that Henry was unfortunate.
+
+KING LEWIS XI Then further, all dissembling set aside,
+ Tell me for truth the measure of his love
+ Unto our sister Bona.
+
+WARWICK Such it seems
+ As may beseem a monarch like himself.
+ Myself have often heard him say and swear
+ That this his love was an eternal plant,
+ Whereof the root was fix'd in virtue's ground,
+ The leaves and fruit maintain'd with beauty's sun,
+ Exempt from envy, but not from disdain,
+ Unless the Lady Bona quit his pain.
+
+KING LEWIS XI Now, sister, let us hear your firm resolve.
+
+BONA Your grant, or your denial, shall be mine:
+
+ [To WARWICK]
+
+ Yet I confess that often ere this day,
+ When I have heard your king's desert recounted,
+ Mine ear hath tempted judgment to desire.
+
+KING LEWIS XI Then, Warwick, thus: our sister shall be Edward's;
+ And now forthwith shall articles be drawn
+ Touching the jointure that your king must make,
+ Which with her dowry shall be counterpoised.
+ Draw near, Queen Margaret, and be a witness
+ That Bona shall be wife to the English king.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD To Edward, but not to the English king.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Deceitful Warwick! it was thy device
+ By this alliance to make void my suit:
+ Before thy coming Lewis was Henry's friend.
+
+KING LEWIS XI And still is friend to him and Margaret:
+ But if your title to the crown be weak,
+ As may appear by Edward's good success,
+ Then 'tis but reason that I be released
+ From giving aid which late I promised.
+ Yet shall you have all kindness at my hand
+ That your estate requires and mine can yield.
+
+WARWICK Henry now lives in Scotland at his ease,
+ Where having nothing, nothing can he lose.
+ And as for you yourself, our quondam queen,
+ You have a father able to maintain you;
+ And better 'twere you troubled him than France.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Peace, impudent and shameless Warwick, peace,
+ Proud setter up and puller down of kings!
+ I will not hence, till, with my talk and tears,
+ Both full of truth, I make King Lewis behold
+ Thy sly conveyance and thy lord's false love;
+ For both of you are birds of selfsame feather.
+
+ [Post blows a horn within]
+
+KING LEWIS XI Warwick, this is some post to us or thee.
+
+ [Enter a Post]
+
+Post [To WARWICK] My lord ambassador, these letters are for you,
+ Sent from your brother, Marquess Montague:
+
+ [To KING LEWIS XI]
+
+ These from our king unto your majesty:
+
+ [To QUEEN MARGARET]
+
+ And, madam, these for you; from whom I know not.
+
+ [They all read their letters]
+
+OXFORD I like it well that our fair queen and mistress
+ Smiles at her news, while Warwick frowns at his.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Nay, mark how Lewis stamps, as he were nettled:
+ I hope all's for the best.
+
+KING LEWIS XI Warwick, what are thy news? and yours, fair queen?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Mine, such as fill my heart with unhoped joys.
+
+WARWICK Mine, full of sorrow and heart's discontent.
+
+KING LEWIS XI What! has your king married the Lady Grey!
+ And now, to soothe your forgery and his,
+ Sends me a paper to persuade me patience?
+ Is this the alliance that he seeks with France?
+ Dare he presume to scorn us in this manner?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET I told your majesty as much before:
+ This proveth Edward's love and Warwick's honesty.
+
+WARWICK King Lewis, I here protest, in sight of heaven,
+ And by the hope I have of heavenly bliss,
+ That I am clear from this misdeed of Edward's,
+ No more my king, for he dishonours me,
+ But most himself, if he could see his shame.
+ Did I forget that by the house of York
+ My father came untimely to his death?
+ Did I let pass the abuse done to my niece?
+ Did I impale him with the regal crown?
+ Did I put Henry from his native right?
+ And am I guerdon'd at the last with shame?
+ Shame on himself! for my desert is honour:
+ And to repair my honour lost for him,
+ I here renounce him and return to Henry.
+ My noble queen, let former grudges pass,
+ And henceforth I am thy true servitor:
+ I will revenge his wrong to Lady Bona,
+ And replant Henry in his former state.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Warwick, these words have turn'd my hate to love;
+ And I forgive and quite forget old faults,
+ And joy that thou becomest King Henry's friend.
+
+WARWICK So much his friend, ay, his unfeigned friend,
+ That, if King Lewis vouchsafe to furnish us
+ With some few bands of chosen soldiers,
+ I'll undertake to land them on our coast
+ And force the tyrant from his seat by war.
+ 'Tis not his new-made bride shall succor him:
+ And as for Clarence, as my letters tell me,
+ He's very likely now to fall from him,
+ For matching more for wanton lust than honour,
+ Or than for strength and safety of our country.
+
+BONA Dear brother, how shall Bona be revenged
+ But by thy help to this distressed queen?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Renowned prince, how shall poor Henry live,
+ Unless thou rescue him from foul despair?
+
+BONA My quarrel and this English queen's are one.
+
+WARWICK And mine, fair lady Bona, joins with yours.
+
+KING LEWIS XI And mine with hers, and thine, and Margaret's.
+ Therefore at last I firmly am resolved
+ You shall have aid.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Let me give humble thanks for all at once.
+
+KING LEWIS XI Then, England's messenger, return in post,
+ And tell false Edward, thy supposed king,
+ That Lewis of France is sending over masquers
+ To revel it with him and his new bride:
+ Thou seest what's past, go fear thy king withal.
+
+BONA Tell him, in hope he'll prove a widower shortly,
+ I'll wear the willow garland for his sake.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Tell him, my mourning weeds are laid aside,
+ And I am ready to put armour on.
+
+WARWICK Tell him from me that he hath done me wrong,
+ And therefore I'll uncrown him ere't be long.
+ There's thy reward: be gone.
+
+ [Exit Post]
+
+KING LEWIS XI But, Warwick,
+ Thou and Oxford, with five thousand men,
+ Shall cross the seas, and bid false Edward battle;
+ And, as occasion serves, this noble queen
+ And prince shall follow with a fresh supply.
+ Yet, ere thou go, but answer me one doubt,
+ What pledge have we of thy firm loyalty?
+
+WARWICK This shall assure my constant loyalty,
+ That if our queen and this young prince agree,
+ I'll join mine eldest daughter and my joy
+ To him forthwith in holy wedlock bands.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Yes, I agree, and thank you for your motion.
+ Son Edward, she is fair and virtuous,
+ Therefore delay not, give thy hand to Warwick;
+ And, with thy hand, thy faith irrevocable,
+ That only Warwick's daughter shall be thine.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Yes, I accept her, for she well deserves it;
+ And here, to pledge my vow, I give my hand.
+
+ [He gives his hand to WARWICK]
+
+KING LEWIS XI Why stay we now? These soldiers shall be levied,
+ And thou, Lord Bourbon, our high admiral,
+ Shalt waft them over with our royal fleet.
+ I long till Edward fall by war's mischance,
+ For mocking marriage with a dame of France.
+
+ [Exeunt all but WARWICK]
+
+WARWICK I came from Edward as ambassador,
+ But I return his sworn and mortal foe:
+ Matter of marriage was the charge he gave me,
+ But dreadful war shall answer his demand.
+ Had he none else to make a stale but me?
+ Then none but I shall turn his jest to sorrow.
+ I was the chief that raised him to the crown,
+ And I'll be chief to bring him down again:
+ Not that I pity Henry's misery,
+ But seek revenge on Edward's mockery.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, CLARENCE, SOMERSET, and MONTAGUE]
+
+GLOUCESTER Now tell me, brother Clarence, what think you
+ Of this new marriage with the Lady Grey?
+ Hath not our brother made a worthy choice?
+
+CLARENCE Alas, you know, 'tis far from hence to France;
+ How could he stay till Warwick made return?
+
+SOMERSET My lords, forbear this talk; here comes the king.
+
+GLOUCESTER And his well-chosen bride.
+
+CLARENCE I mind to tell him plainly what I think.
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING EDWARD IV, attended; QUEEN
+ ELIZABETH, PEMBROKE, STAFFORD, HASTINGS, and others]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Now, brother of Clarence, how like you our choice,
+ That you stand pensive, as half malcontent?
+
+CLARENCE As well as Lewis of France, or the Earl of Warwick,
+ Which are so weak of courage and in judgment
+ That they'll take no offence at our abuse.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Suppose they take offence without a cause,
+ They are but Lewis and Warwick: I am Edward,
+ Your king and Warwick's, and must have my will.
+
+GLOUCESTER And shall have your will, because our king:
+ Yet hasty marriage seldom proveth well.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Yea, brother Richard, are you offended too?
+
+GLOUCESTER Not I:
+ No, God forbid that I should wish them sever'd
+ Whom God hath join'd together; ay, and 'twere pity
+ To sunder them that yoke so well together.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Setting your scorns and your mislike aside,
+ Tell me some reason why the Lady Grey
+ Should not become my wife and England's queen.
+ And you too, Somerset and Montague,
+ Speak freely what you think.
+
+CLARENCE Then this is mine opinion: that King Lewis
+ Becomes your enemy, for mocking him
+ About the marriage of the Lady Bona.
+
+GLOUCESTER And Warwick, doing what you gave in charge,
+ Is now dishonoured by this new marriage.
+
+KING EDWARD IV What if both Lewis and Warwick be appeased
+ By such invention as I can devise?
+
+MONTAGUE Yet, to have join'd with France in such alliance
+ Would more have strengthen'd this our commonwealth
+ 'Gainst foreign storms than any home-bred marriage.
+
+HASTINGS Why, knows not Montague that of itself
+ England is safe, if true within itself?
+
+MONTAGUE But the safer when 'tis back'd with France.
+
+HASTINGS 'Tis better using France than trusting France:
+ Let us be back'd with God and with the seas
+ Which He hath given for fence impregnable,
+ And with their helps only defend ourselves;
+ In them and in ourselves our safety lies.
+
+CLARENCE For this one speech Lord Hastings well deserves
+ To have the heir of the Lord Hungerford.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Ay, what of that? it was my will and grant;
+ And for this once my will shall stand for law.
+
+GLOUCESTER And yet methinks your grace hath not done well,
+ To give the heir and daughter of Lord Scales
+ Unto the brother of your loving bride;
+ She better would have fitted me or Clarence:
+ But in your bride you bury brotherhood.
+
+CLARENCE Or else you would not have bestow'd the heir
+ Of the Lord Bonville on your new wife's son,
+ And leave your brothers to go speed elsewhere.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Alas, poor Clarence! is it for a wife
+ That thou art malcontent? I will provide thee.
+
+CLARENCE In choosing for yourself, you show'd your judgment,
+ Which being shallow, you give me leave
+ To play the broker in mine own behalf;
+ And to that end I shortly mind to leave you.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Leave me, or tarry, Edward will be king,
+ And not be tied unto his brother's will.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH My lords, before it pleased his majesty
+ To raise my state to title of a queen,
+ Do me but right, and you must all confess
+ That I was not ignoble of descent;
+ And meaner than myself have had like fortune.
+ But as this title honours me and mine,
+ So your dislike, to whom I would be pleasing,
+ Doth cloud my joys with danger and with sorrow.
+
+KING EDWARD IV My love, forbear to fawn upon their frowns:
+ What danger or what sorrow can befall thee,
+ So long as Edward is thy constant friend,
+ And their true sovereign, whom they must obey?
+ Nay, whom they shall obey, and love thee too,
+ Unless they seek for hatred at my hands;
+ Which if they do, yet will I keep thee safe,
+ And they shall feel the vengeance of my wrath.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside] I hear, yet say not much, but think the more.
+
+ [Enter a Post]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Now, messenger, what letters or what news
+ From France?
+
+Post My sovereign liege, no letters; and few words,
+ But such as I, without your special pardon,
+ Dare not relate.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Go to, we pardon thee: therefore, in brief,
+ Tell me their words as near as thou canst guess them.
+ What answer makes King Lewis unto our letters?
+
+Post At my depart, these were his very words:
+ 'Go tell false Edward, thy supposed king,
+ That Lewis of France is sending over masquers
+ To revel it with him and his new bride.'
+
+KING EDWARD IV Is Lewis so brave? belike he thinks me Henry.
+ But what said Lady Bona to my marriage?
+
+Post These were her words, utter'd with mad disdain:
+ 'Tell him, in hope he'll prove a widower shortly,
+ I'll wear the willow garland for his sake.'
+
+KING EDWARD IV I blame not her, she could say little less;
+ She had the wrong. But what said Henry's queen?
+ For I have heard that she was there in place.
+
+Post 'Tell him,' quoth she, 'my mourning weeds are done,
+ And I am ready to put armour on.'
+
+KING EDWARD IV Belike she minds to play the Amazon.
+ But what said Warwick to these injuries?
+
+Post He, more incensed against your majesty
+ Than all the rest, discharged me with these words:
+ 'Tell him from me that he hath done me wrong,
+ And therefore I'll uncrown him ere't be long.'
+
+KING EDWARD IV Ha! durst the traitor breathe out so proud words?
+ Well I will arm me, being thus forewarn'd:
+ They shall have wars and pay for their presumption.
+ But say, is Warwick friends with Margaret?
+
+Post Ay, gracious sovereign; they are so link'd in
+ friendship
+ That young Prince Edward marries Warwick's daughter.
+
+CLARENCE Belike the elder; Clarence will have the younger.
+ Now, brother king, farewell, and sit you fast,
+ For I will hence to Warwick's other daughter;
+ That, though I want a kingdom, yet in marriage
+ I may not prove inferior to yourself.
+ You that love me and Warwick, follow me.
+
+ [Exit CLARENCE, and SOMERSET follows]
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside] Not I:
+ My thoughts aim at a further matter; I
+ Stay not for the love of Edward, but the crown.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Clarence and Somerset both gone to Warwick!
+ Yet am I arm'd against the worst can happen;
+ And haste is needful in this desperate case.
+ Pembroke and Stafford, you in our behalf
+ Go levy men, and make prepare for war;
+ They are already, or quickly will be landed:
+ Myself in person will straight follow you.
+
+ [Exeunt PEMBROKE and STAFFORD]
+
+ But, ere I go, Hastings and Montague,
+ Resolve my doubt. You twain, of all the rest,
+ Are near to Warwick by blood and by alliance:
+ Tell me if you love Warwick more than me?
+ If it be so, then both depart to him;
+ I rather wish you foes than hollow friends:
+ But if you mind to hold your true obedience,
+ Give me assurance with some friendly vow,
+ That I may never have you in suspect.
+
+MONTAGUE So God help Montague as he proves true!
+
+HASTINGS And Hastings as he favours Edward's cause!
+
+KING EDWARD IV Now, brother Richard, will you stand by us?
+
+GLOUCESTER Ay, in despite of all that shall withstand you.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Why, so! then am I sure of victory.
+ Now therefore let us hence; and lose no hour,
+ Till we meet Warwick with his foreign power.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II A plain in Warwickshire.
+
+
+ [Enter WARWICK and OXFORD, with French soldiers]
+
+WARWICK Trust me, my lord, all hitherto goes well;
+ The common people by numbers swarm to us.
+
+ [Enter CLARENCE and SOMERSET]
+
+ But see where Somerset and Clarence come!
+ Speak suddenly, my lords, are we all friends?
+
+CLARENCE Fear not that, my lord.
+
+WARWICK Then, gentle Clarence, welcome unto Warwick;
+ And welcome, Somerset: I hold it cowardice
+ To rest mistrustful where a noble heart
+ Hath pawn'd an open hand in sign of love;
+ Else might I think that Clarence, Edward's brother,
+ Were but a feigned friend to our proceedings:
+ But welcome, sweet Clarence; my daughter shall be thine.
+ And now what rests but, in night's coverture,
+ Thy brother being carelessly encamp'd,
+ His soldiers lurking in the towns about,
+ And but attended by a simple guard,
+ We may surprise and take him at our pleasure?
+ Our scouts have found the adventure very easy:
+ That as Ulysses and stout Diomede
+ With sleight and manhood stole to Rhesus' tents,
+ And brought from thence the Thracian fatal steeds,
+ So we, well cover'd with the night's black mantle,
+ At unawares may beat down Edward's guard
+ And seize himself; I say not, slaughter him,
+ For I intend but only to surprise him.
+ You that will follow me to this attempt,
+ Applaud the name of Henry with your leader.
+
+ [They all cry, 'Henry!']
+
+ Why, then, let's on our way in silent sort:
+ For Warwick and his friends, God and Saint George!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III Edward's camp, near Warwick.
+
+
+ [Enter three Watchmen, to guard KING EDWARD IV's tent]
+
+First Watchman Come on, my masters, each man take his stand:
+ The king by this is set him down to sleep.
+
+Second Watchman What, will he not to bed?
+
+First Watchman Why, no; for he hath made a solemn vow
+ Never to lie and take his natural rest
+ Till Warwick or himself be quite suppress'd.
+
+Second Watchman To-morrow then belike shall be the day,
+ If Warwick be so near as men report.
+
+Third Watchman But say, I pray, what nobleman is that
+ That with the king here resteth in his tent?
+
+First Watchman 'Tis the Lord Hastings, the king's chiefest friend.
+
+Third Watchman O, is it so? But why commands the king
+ That his chief followers lodge in towns about him,
+ While he himself keeps in the cold field?
+
+Second Watchman 'Tis the more honour, because more dangerous.
+
+Third Watchman Ay, but give me worship and quietness;
+ I like it better than a dangerous honour.
+ If Warwick knew in what estate he stands,
+ 'Tis to be doubted he would waken him.
+
+First Watchman Unless our halberds did shut up his passage.
+
+Second Watchman Ay, wherefore else guard we his royal tent,
+ But to defend his person from night-foes?
+
+ [Enter WARWICK, CLARENCE, OXFORD, SOMERSET, and
+ French soldiers, silent all]
+
+WARWICK This is his tent; and see where stand his guard.
+ Courage, my masters! honour now or never!
+ But follow me, and Edward shall be ours.
+
+First Watchman Who goes there?
+
+Second Watchman Stay, or thou diest!
+
+ [WARWICK and the rest cry all, 'Warwick! Warwick!'
+ and set upon the Guard, who fly, crying, 'Arm!
+ arm!' WARWICK and the rest following them]
+
+ [The drum playing and trumpet sounding, reenter
+ WARWICK, SOMERSET, and the rest, bringing KING
+ EDWARD IV out in his gown, sitting in a chair.
+ RICHARD and HASTINGS fly over the stage]
+
+SOMERSET What are they that fly there?
+
+WARWICK Richard and Hastings: let them go; here is The duke.
+
+KING EDWARD IV The duke! Why, Warwick, when we parted,
+ Thou call'dst me king.
+
+WARWICK Ay, but the case is alter'd:
+ When you disgraced me in my embassade,
+ Then I degraded you from being king,
+ And come now to create you Duke of York.
+ Alas! how should you govern any kingdom,
+ That know not how to use ambassadors,
+ Nor how to be contented with one wife,
+ Nor how to use your brothers brotherly,
+ Nor how to study for the people's welfare,
+ Nor how to shroud yourself from enemies?
+
+KING EDWARD IV Yea, brother of Clarence, are thou here too?
+ Nay, then I see that Edward needs must down.
+ Yet, Warwick, in despite of all mischance,
+ Of thee thyself and all thy complices,
+ Edward will always bear himself as king:
+ Though fortune's malice overthrow my state,
+ My mind exceeds the compass of her wheel.
+
+WARWICK Then, for his mind, be Edward England's king:
+
+ [Takes off his crown]
+
+ But Henry now shall wear the English crown,
+ And be true king indeed, thou but the shadow.
+ My Lord of Somerset, at my request,
+ See that forthwith Duke Edward be convey'd
+ Unto my brother, Archbishop of York.
+ When I have fought with Pembroke and his fellows,
+ I'll follow you, and tell what answer
+ Lewis and the Lady Bona send to him.
+ Now, for a while farewell, good Duke of York.
+
+ [They lead him out forcibly]
+
+KING EDWARD IV What fates impose, that men must needs abide;
+ It boots not to resist both wind and tide.
+
+ [Exit, guarded]
+
+OXFORD What now remains, my lords, for us to do
+ But march to London with our soldiers?
+
+WARWICK Ay, that's the first thing that we have to do;
+ To free King Henry from imprisonment
+ And see him seated in the regal throne.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter QUEEN ELIZABETH and RIVERS]
+
+RIVERS Madam, what makes you in this sudden change?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Why brother Rivers, are you yet to learn
+ What late misfortune is befall'n King Edward?
+
+RIVERS What! loss of some pitch'd battle against Warwick?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH No, but the loss of his own royal person.
+
+RIVERS Then is my sovereign slain?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Ay, almost slain, for he is taken prisoner,
+ Either betray'd by falsehood of his guard
+ Or by his foe surprised at unawares:
+ And, as I further have to understand,
+ Is new committed to the Bishop of York,
+ Fell Warwick's brother and by that our foe.
+
+RIVERS These news I must confess are full of grief;
+ Yet, gracious madam, bear it as you may:
+ Warwick may lose, that now hath won the day.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Till then fair hope must hinder life's decay.
+ And I the rather wean me from despair
+ For love of Edward's offspring in my womb:
+ This is it that makes me bridle passion
+ And bear with mildness my misfortune's cross;
+ Ay, ay, for this I draw in many a tear
+ And stop the rising of blood-sucking sighs,
+ Lest with my sighs or tears I blast or drown
+ King Edward's fruit, true heir to the English crown.
+
+RIVERS But, madam, where is Warwick then become?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH I am inform'd that he comes towards London,
+ To set the crown once more on Henry's head:
+ Guess thou the rest; King Edward's friends must down,
+ But, to prevent the tyrant's violence,--
+ For trust not him that hath once broken faith,--
+ I'll hence forthwith unto the sanctuary,
+ To save at least the heir of Edward's right:
+ There shall I rest secure from force and fraud.
+ Come, therefore, let us fly while we may fly:
+ If Warwick take us we are sure to die.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V A park near Middleham Castle In Yorkshire.
+
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, HASTINGS, and STANLEY]
+
+GLOUCESTER Now, my Lord Hastings and Sir William Stanley,
+ Leave off to wonder why I drew you hither,
+ Into this chiefest thicket of the park.
+ Thus stands the case: you know our king, my brother,
+ Is prisoner to the bishop here, at whose hands
+ He hath good usage and great liberty,
+ And, often but attended with weak guard,
+ Comes hunting this way to disport himself.
+ I have advertised him by secret means
+ That if about this hour he make his way
+ Under the colour of his usual game,
+ He shall here find his friends with horse and men
+ To set him free from his captivity.
+
+ [Enter KING EDWARD IV and a Huntsman with him]
+
+Huntsman This way, my lord; for this way lies the game.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Nay, this way, man: see where the huntsmen stand.
+ Now, brother of Gloucester, Lord Hastings, and the rest,
+ Stand you thus close, to steal the bishop's deer?
+
+GLOUCESTER Brother, the time and case requireth haste:
+ Your horse stands ready at the park-corner.
+
+KING EDWARD IV But whither shall we then?
+
+HASTINGS To Lynn, my lord,
+ And ship from thence to Flanders.
+
+GLOUCESTER Well guess'd, believe me; for that was my meaning.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Stanley, I will requite thy forwardness.
+
+GLOUCESTER But wherefore stay we? 'tis no time to talk.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Huntsman, what say'st thou? wilt thou go along?
+
+Huntsman Better do so than tarry and be hang'd.
+
+GLOUCESTER Come then, away; let's ha' no more ado.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Bishop, farewell: shield thee from Warwick's frown;
+ And pray that I may repossess the crown.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VI London. The Tower.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING HENRY VI, CLARENCE, WARWICK,
+ SOMERSET, HENRY OF RICHMOND, OXFORD, MONTAGUE, and
+ Lieutenant of the Tower]
+
+KING HENRY VI Master lieutenant, now that God and friends
+ Have shaken Edward from the regal seat,
+ And turn'd my captive state to liberty,
+ My fear to hope, my sorrows unto joys,
+ At our enlargement what are thy due fees?
+
+Lieutenant Subjects may challenge nothing of their sovereigns;
+ But if an humble prayer may prevail,
+ I then crave pardon of your majesty.
+
+KING HENRY VI For what, lieutenant? for well using me?
+ Nay, be thou sure I'll well requite thy kindness,
+ For that it made my imprisonment a pleasure;
+ Ay, such a pleasure as incaged birds
+ Conceive when after many moody thoughts
+ At last by notes of household harmony
+ They quite forget their loss of liberty.
+ But, Warwick, after God, thou set'st me free,
+ And chiefly therefore I thank God and thee;
+ He was the author, thou the instrument.
+ Therefore, that I may conquer fortune's spite
+ By living low, where fortune cannot hurt me,
+ And that the people of this blessed land
+ May not be punish'd with my thwarting stars,
+ Warwick, although my head still wear the crown,
+ I here resign my government to thee,
+ For thou art fortunate in all thy deeds.
+
+WARWICK Your grace hath still been famed for virtuous;
+ And now may seem as wise as virtuous,
+ By spying and avoiding fortune's malice,
+ For few men rightly temper with the stars:
+ Yet in this one thing let me blame your grace,
+ For choosing me when Clarence is in place.
+
+CLARENCE No, Warwick, thou art worthy of the sway,
+ To whom the heavens in thy nativity
+ Adjudged an olive branch and laurel crown,
+ As likely to be blest in peace and war;
+ And therefore I yield thee my free consent.
+
+WARWICK And I choose Clarence only for protector.
+
+KING HENRY VI Warwick and Clarence give me both your hands:
+ Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts,
+ That no dissension hinder government:
+ I make you both protectors of this land,
+ While I myself will lead a private life
+ And in devotion spend my latter days,
+ To sin's rebuke and my Creator's praise.
+
+WARWICK What answers Clarence to his sovereign's will?
+
+CLARENCE That he consents, if Warwick yield consent;
+ For on thy fortune I repose myself.
+
+WARWICK Why, then, though loath, yet must I be content:
+ We'll yoke together, like a double shadow
+ To Henry's body, and supply his place;
+ I mean, in bearing weight of government,
+ While he enjoys the honour and his ease.
+ And, Clarence, now then it is more than needful
+ Forthwith that Edward be pronounced a traitor,
+ And all his lands and goods be confiscate.
+
+CLARENCE What else? and that succession be determined.
+
+WARWICK Ay, therein Clarence shall not want his part.
+
+KING HENRY VI But, with the first of all your chief affairs,
+ Let me entreat, for I command no more,
+ That Margaret your queen and my son Edward
+ Be sent for, to return from France with speed;
+ For, till I see them here, by doubtful fear
+ My joy of liberty is half eclipsed.
+
+CLARENCE It shall be done, my sovereign, with all speed.
+
+KING HENRY VI My Lord of Somerset, what youth is that,
+ Of whom you seem to have so tender care?
+
+SOMERSET My liege, it is young Henry, earl of Richmond.
+
+KING HENRY VI Come hither, England's hope.
+
+ [Lays his hand on his head]
+
+ If secret powers
+ Suggest but truth to my divining thoughts,
+ This pretty lad will prove our country's bliss.
+ His looks are full of peaceful majesty,
+ His head by nature framed to wear a crown,
+ His hand to wield a sceptre, and himself
+ Likely in time to bless a regal throne.
+ Make much of him, my lords, for this is he
+ Must help you more than you are hurt by me.
+
+ [Enter a Post]
+
+WARWICK What news, my friend?
+
+Post That Edward is escaped from your brother,
+ And fled, as he hears since, to Burgundy.
+
+WARWICK Unsavoury news! but how made he escape?
+
+Post He was convey'd by Richard Duke of Gloucester
+ And the Lord Hastings, who attended him
+ In secret ambush on the forest side
+ And from the bishop's huntsmen rescued him;
+ For hunting was his daily exercise.
+
+WARWICK My brother was too careless of his charge.
+ But let us hence, my sovereign, to provide
+ A salve for any sore that may betide.
+
+ [Exeunt all but SOMERSET, HENRY OF RICHMOND, and OXFORD]
+
+SOMERSET My lord, I like not of this flight of Edward's;
+ For doubtless Burgundy will yield him help,
+ And we shall have more wars before 't be long.
+ As Henry's late presaging prophecy
+ Did glad my heart with hope of this young Richmond,
+ So doth my heart misgive me, in these conflicts
+ What may befall him, to his harm and ours:
+ Therefore, Lord Oxford, to prevent the worst,
+ Forthwith we'll send him hence to Brittany,
+ Till storms be past of civil enmity.
+
+OXFORD Ay, for if Edward repossess the crown,
+ 'Tis like that Richmond with the rest shall down.
+
+SOMERSET It shall be so; he shall to Brittany.
+ Come, therefore, let's about it speedily.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Before York.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING EDWARD IV, GLOUCESTER,
+ HASTINGS, and Soldiers]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Now, brother Richard, Lord Hastings, and the rest,
+ Yet thus far fortune maketh us amends,
+ And says that once more I shall interchange
+ My waned state for Henry's regal crown.
+ Well have we pass'd and now repass'd the seas
+ And brought desired help from Burgundy:
+ What then remains, we being thus arrived
+ From Ravenspurgh haven before the gates of York,
+ But that we enter, as into our dukedom?
+
+GLOUCESTER The gates made fast! Brother, I like not this;
+ For many men that stumble at the threshold
+ Are well foretold that danger lurks within.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Tush, man, abodements must not now affright us:
+ By fair or foul means we must enter in,
+ For hither will our friends repair to us.
+
+HASTINGS My liege, I'll knock once more to summon them.
+
+ [Enter, on the walls, the Mayor of York, and his Brethren]
+
+Mayor My lords, we were forewarned of your coming,
+ And shut the gates for safety of ourselves;
+ For now we owe allegiance unto Henry.
+
+KING EDWARD IV But, master mayor, if Henry be your king,
+ Yet Edward at the least is Duke of York.
+
+Mayor True, my good lord; I know you for no less.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Why, and I challenge nothing but my dukedom,
+ As being well content with that alone.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside] But when the fox hath once got in his nose,
+ He'll soon find means to make the body follow.
+
+HASTINGS Why, master mayor, why stand you in a doubt?
+ Open the gates; we are King Henry's friends.
+
+Mayor Ay, say you so? the gates shall then be open'd.
+
+ [They descend]
+
+GLOUCESTER A wise stout captain, and soon persuaded!
+
+HASTINGS The good old man would fain that all were well,
+ So 'twere not 'long of him; but being enter'd,
+ I doubt not, I, but we shall soon persuade
+ Both him and all his brothers unto reason.
+
+ [Enter the Mayor and two Aldermen, below]
+
+KING EDWARD IV So, master mayor: these gates must not be shut
+ But in the night or in the time of war.
+ What! fear not, man, but yield me up the keys;
+
+ [Takes his keys]
+
+ For Edward will defend the town and thee,
+ And all those friends that deign to follow me.
+
+ [March. Enter MONTGOMERY, with drum and soldiers]
+
+GLOUCESTER Brother, this is Sir John Montgomery,
+ Our trusty friend, unless I be deceived.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Welcome, Sir John! But why come you in arms?
+
+MONTAGUE To help King Edward in his time of storm,
+ As every loyal subject ought to do.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Thanks, good Montgomery; but we now forget
+ Our title to the crown and only claim
+ Our dukedom till God please to send the rest.
+
+MONTAGUE Then fare you well, for I will hence again:
+ I came to serve a king and not a duke.
+ Drummer, strike up, and let us march away.
+
+ [The drum begins to march]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Nay, stay, Sir John, awhile, and we'll debate
+ By what safe means the crown may be recover'd.
+
+MONTAGUE What talk you of debating? in few words,
+ If you'll not here proclaim yourself our king,
+ I'll leave you to your fortune and be gone
+ To keep them back that come to succor you:
+ Why shall we fight, if you pretend no title?
+
+GLOUCESTER Why, brother, wherefore stand you on nice points?
+
+KING EDWARD IV When we grow stronger, then we'll make our claim:
+ Till then, 'tis wisdom to conceal our meaning.
+
+HASTINGS Away with scrupulous wit! now arms must rule.
+
+GLOUCESTER And fearless minds climb soonest unto crowns.
+ Brother, we will proclaim you out of hand:
+ The bruit thereof will bring you many friends.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Then be it as you will; for 'tis my right,
+ And Henry but usurps the diadem.
+
+MONTAGUE Ay, now my sovereign speaketh like himself;
+ And now will I be Edward's champion.
+
+HASTINGS Sound trumpet; Edward shall be here proclaim'd:
+ Come, fellow-soldier, make thou proclamation.
+
+ [Flourish]
+
+Soldier Edward the Fourth, by the grace of God, king of
+ England and France, and lord of Ireland, &c.
+
+MONTAGUE And whosoe'er gainsays King Edward's right,
+ By this I challenge him to single fight.
+
+ [Throws down his gauntlet]
+
+All Long live Edward the Fourth!
+
+KING EDWARD IV Thanks, brave Montgomery; and thanks unto you all:
+ If fortune serve me, I'll requite this kindness.
+ Now, for this night, let's harbour here in York;
+ And when the morning sun shall raise his car
+ Above the border of this horizon,
+ We'll forward towards Warwick and his mates;
+ For well I wot that Henry is no soldier.
+ Ah, froward Clarence! how evil it beseems thee
+ To flatter Henry and forsake thy brother!
+ Yet, as we may, we'll meet both thee and Warwick.
+ Come on, brave soldiers: doubt not of the day,
+ And, that once gotten, doubt not of large pay.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VIII London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING HENRY VI, WARWICK, MONTAGUE,
+ CLARENCE, EXETER, and OXFORD]
+
+WARWICK What counsel, lords? Edward from Belgia,
+ With hasty Germans and blunt Hollanders,
+ Hath pass'd in safety through the narrow seas,
+ And with his troops doth march amain to London;
+ And many giddy people flock to him.
+
+KING HENRY VI Let's levy men, and beat him back again.
+
+CLARENCE A little fire is quickly trodden out;
+ Which, being suffer'd, rivers cannot quench.
+
+WARWICK In Warwickshire I have true-hearted friends,
+ Not mutinous in peace, yet bold in war;
+ Those will I muster up: and thou, son Clarence,
+ Shalt stir up in Suffolk, Norfolk, and in Kent,
+ The knights and gentlemen to come with thee:
+ Thou, brother Montague, in Buckingham,
+ Northampton and in Leicestershire, shalt find
+ Men well inclined to hear what thou command'st:
+ And thou, brave Oxford, wondrous well beloved,
+ In Oxfordshire shalt muster up thy friends.
+ My sovereign, with the loving citizens,
+ Like to his island girt in with the ocean,
+ Or modest Dian circled with her nymphs,
+ Shall rest in London till we come to him.
+ Fair lords, take leave and stand not to reply.
+ Farewell, my sovereign.
+
+KING HENRY VI Farewell, my Hector, and my Troy's true hope.
+
+CLARENCE In sign of truth, I kiss your highness' hand.
+
+KING HENRY VI Well-minded Clarence, be thou fortunate!
+
+MONTAGUE Comfort, my lord; and so I take my leave.
+
+OXFORD And thus I seal my truth, and bid adieu.
+
+KING HENRY VI Sweet Oxford, and my loving Montague,
+ And all at once, once more a happy farewell.
+
+WARWICK Farewell, sweet lords: let's meet at Coventry.
+
+ [Exeunt all but KING HENRY VI and EXETER]
+
+KING HENRY VI Here at the palace I will rest awhile.
+ Cousin of Exeter, what thinks your lordship?
+ Methinks the power that Edward hath in field
+ Should not be able to encounter mine.
+
+EXETER The doubt is that he will seduce the rest.
+
+KING HENRY VI That's not my fear; my meed hath got me fame:
+ I have not stopp'd mine ears to their demands,
+ Nor posted off their suits with slow delays;
+ My pity hath been balm to heal their wounds,
+ My mildness hath allay'd their swelling griefs,
+ My mercy dried their water-flowing tears;
+ I have not been desirous of their wealth,
+ Nor much oppress'd them with great subsidies.
+ Nor forward of revenge, though they much err'd:
+ Then why should they love Edward more than me?
+ No, Exeter, these graces challenge grace:
+ And when the lion fawns upon the lamb,
+ The lamb will never cease to follow him.
+
+ [Shout within. 'A Lancaster! A Lancaster!']
+
+EXETER Hark, hark, my lord! what shouts are these?
+
+ [Enter KING EDWARD IV, GLOUCESTER, and soldiers]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Seize on the shame-faced Henry, bear him hence;
+ And once again proclaim us King of England.
+ You are the fount that makes small brooks to flow:
+ Now stops thy spring; my sea sha$l suck them dry,
+ And swell so much the higher by their ebb.
+ Hence with him to the Tower; let him not speak.
+
+ [Exeunt some with KING HENRY VI]
+
+ And, lords, towards Coventry bend we our course
+ Where peremptory Warwick now remains:
+ The sun shines hot; and, if we use delay,
+ Cold biting winter mars our hoped-for hay.
+
+GLOUCESTER Away betimes, before his forces join,
+ And take the great-grown traitor unawares:
+ Brave warriors, march amain towards Coventry.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Coventry.
+
+
+ [Enter WARWICK, the Mayor of Coventry, two Messengers,
+ and others upon the walls]
+
+WARWICK Where is the post that came from valiant Oxford?
+ How far hence is thy lord, mine honest fellow?
+
+First Messenger By this at Dunsmore, marching hitherward.
+
+WARWICK How far off is our brother Montague?
+ Where is the post that came from Montague?
+
+Second Messenger By this at Daintry, with a puissant troop.
+
+ [Enter SIR JOHN SOMERVILLE]
+
+WARWICK Say, Somerville, what says my loving son?
+ And, by thy guess, how nigh is Clarence now?
+
+SOMERSET At Southam I did leave him with his forces,
+ And do expect him here some two hours hence.
+
+ [Drum heard]
+
+WARWICK Then Clarence is at hand, I hear his drum.
+
+SOMERSET It is not his, my lord; here Southam lies:
+ The drum your honour hears marcheth from Warwick.
+
+WARWICK Who should that be? belike, unlook'd-for friends.
+
+SOMERSET They are at hand, and you shall quickly know.
+
+ [March: flourish. Enter KING EDWARD IV, GLOUCESTER,
+ and soldiers]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Go, trumpet, to the walls, and sound a parle.
+
+GLOUCESTER See how the surly Warwick mans the wall!
+
+WARWICK O unbid spite! is sportful Edward come?
+ Where slept our scouts, or how are they seduced,
+ That we could hear no news of his repair?
+
+KING EDWARD IV Now, Warwick, wilt thou ope the city gates,
+ Speak gentle words and humbly bend thy knee,
+ Call Edward king and at his hands beg mercy?
+ And he shall pardon thee these outrages.
+
+WARWICK Nay, rather, wilt thou draw thy forces hence,
+ Confess who set thee up and pluck'd thee own,
+ Call Warwick patron and be penitent?
+ And thou shalt still remain the Duke of York.
+
+GLOUCESTER I thought, at least, he would have said the king;
+ Or did he make the jest against his will?
+
+WARWICK Is not a dukedom, sir, a goodly gift?
+
+GLOUCESTER Ay, by my faith, for a poor earl to give:
+ I'll do thee service for so good a gift.
+
+WARWICK 'Twas I that gave the kingdom to thy brother.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Why then 'tis mine, if but by Warwick's gift.
+
+WARWICK Thou art no Atlas for so great a weight:
+ And weakling, Warwick takes his gift again;
+ And Henry is my king, Warwick his subject.
+
+KING EDWARD IV But Warwick's king is Edward's prisoner:
+ And, gallant Warwick, do but answer this:
+ What is the body when the head is off?
+
+GLOUCESTER Alas, that Warwick had no more forecast,
+ But, whiles he thought to steal the single ten,
+ The king was slily finger'd from the deck!
+ You left poor Henry at the Bishop's palace,
+ And, ten to one, you'll meet him in the Tower.
+
+EDWARD 'Tis even so; yet you are Warwick still.
+
+GLOUCESTER Come, Warwick, take the time; kneel down, kneel down:
+ Nay, when? strike now, or else the iron cools.
+
+WARWICK I had rather chop this hand off at a blow,
+ And with the other fling it at thy face,
+ Than bear so low a sail, to strike to thee.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Sail how thou canst, have wind and tide thy friend,
+ This hand, fast wound about thy coal-black hair
+ Shall, whiles thy head is warm and new cut off,
+ Write in the dust this sentence with thy blood,
+ 'Wind-changing Warwick now can change no more.'
+
+ [Enter OXFORD, with drum and colours]
+
+WARWICK O cheerful colours! see where Oxford comes!
+
+OXFORD Oxford, Oxford, for Lancaster!
+
+ [He and his forces enter the city]
+
+GLOUCESTER The gates are open, let us enter too.
+
+KING EDWARD IV So other foes may set upon our backs.
+ Stand we in good array; for they no doubt
+ Will issue out again and bid us battle:
+ If not, the city being but of small defence,
+ We'll quickly rouse the traitors in the same.
+
+WARWICK O, welcome, Oxford! for we want thy help.
+
+ [Enter MONTAGUE with drum and colours]
+
+MONTAGUE Montague, Montague, for Lancaster!
+
+ [He and his forces enter the city]
+
+GLOUCESTER Thou and thy brother both shall buy this treason
+ Even with the dearest blood your bodies bear.
+
+KING EDWARD IV The harder match'd, the greater victory:
+ My mind presageth happy gain and conquest.
+
+ [Enter SOMERSET, with drum and colours]
+
+SOMERSET Somerset, Somerset, for Lancaster!
+
+ [He and his forces enter the city]
+
+GLOUCESTER Two of thy name, both Dukes of Somerset,
+ Have sold their lives unto the house of York;
+ And thou shalt be the third if this sword hold.
+
+ [Enter CLARENCE, with drum and colours]
+
+WARWICK And lo, where George of Clarence sweeps along,
+ Of force enough to bid his brother battle;
+ With whom an upright zeal to right prevails
+ More than the nature of a brother's love!
+ Come, Clarence, come; thou wilt, if Warwick call.
+
+CLARENCE Father of Warwick, know you what this means?
+
+ [Taking his red rose out of his hat]
+
+ Look here, I throw my infamy at thee
+ I will not ruinate my father's house,
+ Who gave his blood to lime the stones together,
+ And set up Lancaster. Why, trow'st thou, Warwick,
+ That Clarence is so harsh, so blunt, unnatural,
+ To bend the fatal instruments of war
+ Against his brother and his lawful king?
+ Perhaps thou wilt object my holy oath:
+ To keep that oath were more impiety
+ Than Jephthah's, when he sacrificed his daughter.
+ I am so sorry for my trespass made
+ That, to deserve well at my brother's hands,
+ I here proclaim myself thy mortal foe,
+ With resolution, wheresoe'er I meet thee--
+ As I will meet thee, if thou stir abroad--
+ To plague thee for thy foul misleading me.
+ And so, proud-hearted Warwick, I defy thee,
+ And to my brother turn my blushing cheeks.
+ Pardon me, Edward, I will make amends:
+ And, Richard, do not frown upon my faults,
+ For I will henceforth be no more unconstant.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Now welcome more, and ten times more beloved,
+ Than if thou never hadst deserved our hate.
+
+GLOUCESTER Welcome, good Clarence; this is brotherlike.
+
+WARWICK O passing traitor, perjured and unjust!
+
+KING EDWARD IV What, Warwick, wilt thou leave the town and fight?
+ Or shall we beat the stones about thine ears?
+
+WARWICK Alas, I am not coop'd here for defence!
+ I will away towards Barnet presently,
+ And bid thee battle, Edward, if thou darest.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Yes, Warwick, Edward dares, and leads the way.
+ Lords, to the field; Saint George and victory!
+
+ [Exeunt King Edward and his company. March. Warwick
+ and his company follow]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II A field of battle near Barnet.
+
+
+ [Alarum and excursions. Enter KING EDWARD IV, bringing
+ forth WARWICK wounded]
+
+KING EDWARD IV So, lie thou there: die thou, and die our fear;
+ For Warwick was a bug that fear'd us all.
+ Now, Montague, sit fast; I seek for thee,
+ That Warwick's bones may keep thine company.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+WARWICK Ah, who is nigh? come to me, friend or foe,
+ And tell me who is victor, York or Warwick?
+ Why ask I that? my mangled body shows,
+ My blood, my want of strength, my sick heart shows.
+ That I must yield my body to the earth
+ And, by my fall, the conquest to my foe.
+ Thus yields the cedar to the axe's edge,
+ Whose arms gave shelter to the princely eagle,
+ Under whose shade the ramping lion slept,
+ Whose top-branch overpeer'd Jove's spreading tree
+ And kept low shrubs from winter's powerful wind.
+ These eyes, that now are dimm'd with death's black veil,
+ Have been as piercing as the mid-day sun,
+ To search the secret treasons of the world:
+ The wrinkles in my brows, now filled with blood,
+ Were liken'd oft to kingly sepulchres;
+ For who lived king, but I could dig his grave?
+ And who durst mine when Warwick bent his brow?
+ Lo, now my glory smear'd in dust and blood!
+ My parks, my walks, my manors that I had.
+ Even now forsake me, and of all my lands
+ Is nothing left me but my body's length.
+ Why, what is pomp, rule, reign, but earth and dust?
+ And, live we how we can, yet die we must.
+
+ [Enter OXFORD and SOMERSET]
+
+SOMERSET Ah, Warwick, Warwick! wert thou as we are.
+ We might recover all our loss again;
+ The queen from France hath brought a puissant power:
+ Even now we heard the news: ah, could'st thou fly!
+
+WARWICK Why, then I would not fly. Ah, Montague,
+ If thou be there, sweet brother, take my hand.
+ And with thy lips keep in my soul awhile!
+ Thou lovest me not; for, brother, if thou didst,
+ Thy tears would wash this cold congealed blood
+ That glues my lips and will not let me speak.
+ Come quickly, Montague, or I am dead.
+
+SOMERSET Ah, Warwick! Montague hath breathed his last;
+ And to the latest gasp cried out for Warwick,
+ And said 'Commend me to my valiant brother.'
+ And more he would have said, and more he spoke,
+ Which sounded like a clamour in a vault,
+ That mought not be distinguished; but at last
+ I well might hear, delivered with a groan,
+ 'O, farewell, Warwick!'
+
+WARWICK Sweet rest his soul! Fly, lords, and save yourselves;
+ For Warwick bids you all farewell to meet in heaven.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+OXFORD Away, away, to meet the queen's great power!
+
+ [Here they bear away his body. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING EDWARD IV in triumph; with
+ GLOUCESTER, CLARENCE, and the rest]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Thus far our fortune keeps an upward course,
+ And we are graced with wreaths of victory.
+ But, in the midst of this bright-shining day,
+ I spy a black, suspicious, threatening cloud,
+ That will encounter with our glorious sun,
+ Ere he attain his easeful western bed:
+ I mean, my lords, those powers that the queen
+ Hath raised in Gallia have arrived our coast
+ And, as we hear, march on to fight with us.
+
+CLARENCE A little gale will soon disperse that cloud
+ And blow it to the source from whence it came:
+ The very beams will dry those vapours up,
+ For every cloud engenders not a storm.
+
+GLOUCESTER The queen is valued thirty thousand strong,
+ And Somerset, with Oxford fled to her:
+ If she have time to breathe be well assured
+ Her faction will be full as strong as ours.
+
+KING EDWARD IV We are advertised by our loving friends
+ That they do hold their course toward Tewksbury:
+ We, having now the best at Barnet field,
+ Will thither straight, for willingness rids way;
+ And, as we march, our strength will be augmented
+ In every county as we go along.
+ Strike up the drum; cry 'Courage!' and away.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Plains near Tewksbury.
+
+
+ [March. Enter QUEEN MARGARET, PRINCE EDWARD,
+ SOMERSET, OXFORD, and soldiers]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Great lords, wise men ne'er sit and wail their loss,
+ But cheerly seek how to redress their harms.
+ What though the mast be now blown overboard,
+ The cable broke, the holding-anchor lost,
+ And half our sailors swallow'd in the flood?
+ Yet lives our pilot still. Is't meet that he
+ Should leave the helm and like a fearful lad
+ With tearful eyes add water to the sea
+ And give more strength to that which hath too much,
+ Whiles, in his moan, the ship splits on the rock,
+ Which industry and courage might have saved?
+ Ah, what a shame! ah, what a fault were this!
+ Say Warwick was our anchor; what of that?
+ And Montague our topmost; what of him?
+ Our slaughter'd friends the tackles; what of these?
+ Why, is not Oxford here another anchor?
+ And Somerset another goodly mast?
+ The friends of France our shrouds and tacklings?
+ And, though unskilful, why not Ned and I
+ For once allow'd the skilful pilot's charge?
+ We will not from the helm to sit and weep,
+ But keep our course, though the rough wind say no,
+ From shelves and rocks that threaten us with wreck.
+ As good to chide the waves as speak them fair.
+ And what is Edward but ruthless sea?
+ What Clarence but a quicksand of deceit?
+ And Richard but a ragged fatal rock?
+ All these the enemies to our poor bark.
+ Say you can swim; alas, 'tis but a while!
+ Tread on the sand; why, there you quickly sink:
+ Bestride the rock; the tide will wash you off,
+ Or else you famish; that's a threefold death.
+ This speak I, lords, to let you understand,
+ If case some one of you would fly from us,
+ That there's no hoped-for mercy with the brothers
+ More than with ruthless waves, with sands and rocks.
+ Why, courage then! what cannot be avoided
+ 'Twere childish weakness to lament or fear.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Methinks a woman of this valiant spirit
+ Should, if a coward heard her speak these words,
+ Infuse his breast with magnanimity
+ And make him, naked, foil a man at arms.
+ I speak not this as doubting any here
+ For did I but suspect a fearful man
+ He should have leave to go away betimes,
+ Lest in our need he might infect another
+ And make him of like spirit to himself.
+ If any such be here--as God forbid!--
+ Let him depart before we need his help.
+
+OXFORD Women and children of so high a courage,
+ And warriors faint! why, 'twere perpetual shame.
+ O brave young prince! thy famous grandfather
+ Doth live again in thee: long mayst thou live
+ To bear his image and renew his glories!
+
+SOMERSET And he that will not fight for such a hope.
+ Go home to bed, and like the owl by day,
+ If he arise, be mock'd and wonder'd at.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Thanks, gentle Somerset; sweet Oxford, thanks.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD And take his thanks that yet hath nothing else.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger Prepare you, lords, for Edward is at hand.
+ Ready to fight; therefore be resolute.
+
+OXFORD I thought no less: it is his policy
+ To haste thus fast, to find us unprovided.
+
+SOMERSET But he's deceived; we are in readiness.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET This cheers my heart, to see your forwardness.
+
+OXFORD Here pitch our battle; hence we will not budge.
+
+ [Flourish and march. Enter KING EDWARD IV, GLOUCESTER,
+ CLARENCE, and soldiers]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Brave followers, yonder stands the thorny wood,
+ Which, by the heavens' assistance and your strength,
+ Must by the roots be hewn up yet ere night.
+ I need not add more fuel to your fire,
+ For well I wot ye blaze to burn them out
+ Give signal to the fight, and to it, lords!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Lords, knights, and gentlemen, what I should say
+ My tears gainsay; for every word I speak,
+ Ye see, I drink the water of mine eyes.
+ Therefore, no more but this: Henry, your sovereign,
+ Is prisoner to the foe; his state usurp'd,
+ His realm a slaughter-house, his subjects slain,
+ His statutes cancell'd and his treasure spent;
+ And yonder is the wolf that makes this spoil.
+ You fight in justice: then, in God's name, lords,
+ Be valiant and give signal to the fight.
+
+ [Alarum. Retreat. Excursions. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING EDWARD IV, GLOUCESTER, CLARENCE,
+ and soldiers; with QUEEN MARGARET, OXFORD, and
+ SOMERSET, prisoners]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Now here a period of tumultuous broils.
+ Away with Oxford to Hames Castle straight:
+ For Somerset, off with his guilty head.
+ Go, bear them hence; I will not hear them speak.
+
+OXFORD For my part, I'll not trouble thee with words.
+
+SOMERSET Nor I, but stoop with patience to my fortune.
+
+ [Exeunt Oxford and Somerset, guarded]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET So part we sadly in this troublous world,
+ To meet with joy in sweet Jerusalem.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Is proclamation made, that who finds Edward
+ Shall have a high reward, and he his life?
+
+GLOUCESTER It is: and lo, where youthful Edward comes!
+
+ [Enter soldiers, with PRINCE EDWARD]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Bring forth the gallant, let us hear him speak.
+ What! can so young a thorn begin to prick?
+ Edward, what satisfaction canst thou make
+ For bearing arms, for stirring up my subjects,
+ And all the trouble thou hast turn'd me to?
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Speak like a subject, proud ambitious York!
+ Suppose that I am now my father's mouth;
+ Resign thy chair, and where I stand kneel thou,
+ Whilst I propose the selfsame words to thee,
+ Which traitor, thou wouldst have me answer to.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Ah, that thy father had been so resolved!
+
+GLOUCESTER That you might still have worn the petticoat,
+ And ne'er have stol'n the breech from Lancaster.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Let AEsop fable in a winter's night;
+ His currish riddles sort not with this place.
+
+GLOUCESTER By heaven, brat, I'll plague ye for that word.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Ay, thou wast born to be a plague to men.
+
+GLOUCESTER For God's sake, take away this captive scold.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Nay, take away this scolding crookback rather.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Peace, wilful boy, or I will charm your tongue.
+
+CLARENCE Untutor'd lad, thou art too malapert.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD I know my duty; you are all undutiful:
+ Lascivious Edward, and thou perjured George,
+ And thou mis-shapen Dick, I tell ye all
+ I am your better, traitors as ye are:
+ And thou usurp'st my father's right and mine.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Take that, thou likeness of this railer here.
+
+ [Stabs him]
+
+GLOUCESTER Sprawl'st thou? take that, to end thy agony.
+
+ [Stabs him]
+
+CLARENCE And there's for twitting me with perjury.
+
+ [Stabs him]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET O, kill me too!
+
+GLOUCESTER Marry, and shall.
+
+ [Offers to kill her]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Hold, Richard, hold; for we have done too much.
+
+GLOUCESTER Why should she live, to fill the world with words?
+
+KING EDWARD IV What, doth she swoon? use means for her recovery.
+
+GLOUCESTER Clarence, excuse me to the king my brother;
+ I'll hence to London on a serious matter:
+ Ere ye come there, be sure to hear some news.
+
+CLARENCE What? what?
+
+GLOUCESTER The Tower, the Tower.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET O Ned, sweet Ned! speak to thy mother, boy!
+ Canst thou not speak? O traitors! murderers!
+ They that stabb'd Caesar shed no blood at all,
+ Did not offend, nor were not worthy blame,
+ If this foul deed were by to equal it:
+ He was a man; this, in respect, a child:
+ And men ne'er spend their fury on a child.
+ What's worse than murderer, that I may name it?
+ No, no, my heart will burst, and if I speak:
+ And I will speak, that so my heart may burst.
+ Butchers and villains! bloody cannibals!
+ How sweet a plant have you untimely cropp'd!
+ You have no children, butchers! if you had,
+ The thought of them would have stirr'd up remorse:
+ But if you ever chance to have a child,
+ Look in his youth to have him so cut off
+ As, deathmen, you have rid this sweet young prince!
+
+KING EDWARD IV Away with her; go, bear her hence perforce.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Nay, never bear me hence, dispatch me here,
+ Here sheathe thy sword, I'll pardon thee my death:
+ What, wilt thou not? then, Clarence, do it thou.
+
+CLARENCE By heaven, I will not do thee so much ease.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Good Clarence, do; sweet Clarence, do thou do it.
+
+CLARENCE Didst thou not hear me swear I would not do it?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Ay, but thou usest to forswear thyself:
+ 'Twas sin before, but now 'tis charity.
+ What, wilt thou not? Where is that devil's butcher,
+ Hard-favour'd Richard? Richard, where art thou?
+ Thou art not here: murder is thy alms-deed;
+ Petitioners for blood thou ne'er put'st back.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Away, I say; I charge ye, bear her hence.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET So come to you and yours, as to this Prince!
+
+ [Exit, led out forcibly]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Where's Richard gone?
+
+CLARENCE To London, all in post; and, as I guess,
+ To make a bloody supper in the Tower.
+
+KING EDWARD IV He's sudden, if a thing comes in his head.
+ Now march we hence: discharge the common sort
+ With pay and thanks, and let's away to London
+ And see our gentle queen how well she fares:
+ By this, I hope, she hath a son for me.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE VI London. The Tower.
+
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY VI and GLOUCESTER, with the
+ Lieutenant, on the walls]
+
+GLOUCESTER Good day, my lord. What, at your book so hard?
+
+KING HENRY VI Ay, my good lord:--my lord, I should say rather;
+ 'Tis sin to flatter; 'good' was little better:
+ 'Good Gloucester' and 'good devil' were alike,
+ And both preposterous; therefore, not 'good lord.'
+
+GLOUCESTER Sirrah, leave us to ourselves: we must confer.
+
+ [Exit Lieutenant]
+
+KING HENRY VI So flies the reckless shepherd from the wolf;
+ So first the harmless sheep doth yield his fleece
+ And next his throat unto the butcher's knife.
+ What scene of death hath Roscius now to act?
+
+GLOUCESTER Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind;
+ The thief doth fear each bush an officer.
+
+KING HENRY VI The bird that hath been limed in a bush,
+ With trembling wings misdoubteth every bush;
+ And I, the hapless male to one sweet bird,
+ Have now the fatal object in my eye
+ Where my poor young was limed, was caught and kill'd.
+
+GLOUCESTER Why, what a peevish fool was that of Crete,
+ That taught his son the office of a fowl!
+ An yet, for all his wings, the fool was drown'd.
+
+KING HENRY VI I, Daedalus; my poor boy, Icarus;
+ Thy father, Minos, that denied our course;
+ The sun that sear'd the wings of my sweet boy
+ Thy brother Edward, and thyself the sea
+ Whose envious gulf did swallow up his life.
+ Ah, kill me with thy weapon, not with words!
+ My breast can better brook thy dagger's point
+ Than can my ears that tragic history.
+ But wherefore dost thou come? is't for my life?
+
+GLOUCESTER Think'st thou I am an executioner?
+
+KING HENRY VI A persecutor, I am sure, thou art:
+ If murdering innocents be executing,
+ Why, then thou art an executioner.
+
+GLOUCESTER Thy son I kill'd for his presumption.
+
+KING HENRY VI Hadst thou been kill'd when first thou didst presume,
+ Thou hadst not lived to kill a son of mine.
+ And thus I prophesy, that many a thousand,
+ Which now mistrust no parcel of my fear,
+ And many an old man's sigh and many a widow's,
+ And many an orphan's water-standing eye--
+ Men for their sons, wives for their husbands,
+ And orphans for their parents timeless death--
+ Shall rue the hour that ever thou wast born.
+ The owl shriek'd at thy birth,--an evil sign;
+ The night-crow cried, aboding luckless time;
+ Dogs howl'd, and hideous tempest shook down trees;
+ The raven rook'd her on the chimney's top,
+ And chattering pies in dismal discords sung.
+ Thy mother felt more than a mother's pain,
+ And, yet brought forth less than a mother's hope,
+ To wit, an indigested and deformed lump,
+ Not like the fruit of such a goodly tree.
+ Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born,
+ To signify thou camest to bite the world:
+ And, if the rest be true which I have heard,
+ Thou camest--
+
+GLOUCESTER I'll hear no more: die, prophet in thy speech:
+
+ [Stabs him]
+
+ For this amongst the rest, was I ordain'd.
+
+KING HENRY VI Ay, and for much more slaughter after this.
+ God forgive my sins, and pardon thee!
+
+ [Dies]
+
+GLOUCESTER What, will the aspiring blood of Lancaster
+ Sink in the ground? I thought it would have mounted.
+ See how my sword weeps for the poor king's death!
+ O, may such purple tears be alway shed
+ From those that wish the downfall of our house!
+ If any spark of life be yet remaining,
+ Down, down to hell; and say I sent thee thither:
+
+ [Stabs him again]
+
+ I, that have neither pity, love, nor fear.
+ Indeed, 'tis true that Henry told me of;
+ For I have often heard my mother say
+ I came into the world with my legs forward:
+ Had I not reason, think ye, to make haste,
+ And seek their ruin that usurp'd our right?
+ The midwife wonder'd and the women cried
+ 'O, Jesus bless us, he is born with teeth!'
+ And so I was; which plainly signified
+ That I should snarl and bite and play the dog.
+ Then, since the heavens have shaped my body so,
+ Let hell make crook'd my mind to answer it.
+ I have no brother, I am like no brother;
+ And this word 'love,' which graybeards call divine,
+ Be resident in men like one another
+ And not in me: I am myself alone.
+ Clarence, beware; thou keep'st me from the light:
+ But I will sort a pitchy day for thee;
+ For I will buz abroad such prophecies
+ That Edward shall be fearful of his life,
+ And then, to purge his fear, I'll be thy death.
+ King Henry and the prince his son are gone:
+ Clarence, thy turn is next, and then the rest,
+ Counting myself but bad till I be best.
+ I'll throw thy body in another room
+ And triumph, Henry, in thy day of doom.
+
+ [Exit, with the body]
+
+
+
+
+ 3 KING HENRY VI
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE VII London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING EDWARD IV, QUEEN ELIZABETH,
+ CLARENCE, GLOUCESTER, HASTINGS, a Nurse with the
+ young Prince, and Attendants]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Once more we sit in England's royal throne,
+ Re-purchased with the blood of enemies.
+ What valiant foemen, like to autumn's corn,
+ Have we mow'd down, in tops of all their pride!
+ Three Dukes of Somerset, threefold renown'd
+ For hardy and undoubted champions;
+ Two Cliffords, as the father and the son,
+ And two Northumberlands; two braver men
+ Ne'er spurr'd their coursers at the trumpet's sound;
+ With them, the two brave bears, Warwick and Montague,
+ That in their chains fetter'd the kingly lion
+ And made the forest tremble when they roar'd.
+ Thus have we swept suspicion from our seat
+ And made our footstool of security.
+ Come hither, Bess, and let me kiss my boy.
+ Young Ned, for thee, thine uncles and myself
+ Have in our armours watch'd the winter's night,
+ Went all afoot in summer's scalding heat,
+ That thou mightst repossess the crown in peace;
+ And of our labours thou shalt reap the gain.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside] I'll blast his harvest, if your head were laid;
+ For yet I am not look'd on in the world.
+ This shoulder was ordain'd so thick to heave;
+ And heave it shall some weight, or break my back:
+ Work thou the way,--and thou shalt execute.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Clarence and Gloucester, love my lovely queen;
+ And kiss your princely nephew, brothers both.
+
+CLARENCE The duty that I owe unto your majesty
+ I seal upon the lips of this sweet babe.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Thanks, noble Clarence; worthy brother, thanks.
+
+GLOUCESTER And, that I love the tree from whence thou sprang'st,
+ Witness the loving kiss I give the fruit.
+ [Aside] To say the truth, so Judas kiss'd his master,
+ And cried 'all hail!' when as he meant all harm.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Now am I seated as my soul delights,
+ Having my country's peace and brothers' loves.
+
+CLARENCE What will your grace have done with Margaret?
+ Reignier, her father, to the king of France
+ Hath pawn'd the Sicils and Jerusalem,
+ And hither have they sent it for her ransom.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Away with her, and waft her hence to France.
+ And now what rests but that we spend the time
+ With stately triumphs, mirthful comic shows,
+ Such as befits the pleasure of the court?
+ Sound drums and trumpets! farewell sour annoy!
+ For here, I hope, begins our lasting joy.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+KING HENRY the Fifth. (KING HENRY V)
+
+DUKE OF GLOUCESTER (GLOUCESTER:) |
+ | brothers to the King.
+DUKE OF BEDFORD (BEDFORD:) |
+
+
+DUKE OF EXETER uncle to the King. (EXETER:)
+
+DUKE OF YORK cousin to the King. (YORK:)
+
+EARL OF SALISBURY (SALISBURY:)
+
+EARL OF
+WESTMORELAND (WESTMORELAND:)
+
+EARL OF WARWICK (WARWICK:)
+
+BISHOP OF
+CANTERBURY (CANTERBURY:)
+
+BISHOP OF ELY (ELY:)
+
+EARL OF CAMBRIDGE (CAMBRIDGE:)
+
+LORD SCROOP (SCROOP:)
+
+SIR THOMAS GREY (GREY:)
+
+
+SIR
+THOMAS ERPINGHAM (ERPINGHAM:) |
+ |
+GOWER |
+ |
+FLUELLEN | Officers in King Henry's army.
+ |
+MACMORRIS |
+ |
+JAMY |
+
+
+BATES |
+ |
+COURT | soldiers in the same.
+ |
+WILLIAMS |
+
+
+PISTOL:
+
+NYM:
+
+BARDOLPH:
+
+ Boy
+ A Herald.
+
+CHARLES the Sixth King of France. (KING OF FRANCE:) (FRENCH KING:)
+
+LEWIS the Dauphin. (DAUPHIN:)
+
+DUKE OF BURGUNDY (BURGUNDY:)
+
+DUKE OF ORLEANS (ORLEANS:)
+
+DUKE OF BOURBON (BOURBON:)
+
+ The Constable of France. (Constable:)
+
+
+RAMBURES |
+ | French Lords.
+GRANDPRE |
+
+
+GOVERNOR of Harfleur.
+
+MONTJOY a French Herald.
+
+ Ambassadors to the King of England.
+
+ISABEL Queen of France. (QUEEN ISABEL:)
+
+KATHARINE daughter to Charles and Isabel.
+
+ALICE a lady attending on her.
+
+ Hostess of a tavern in Eastcheap formerly
+ Mistress Quickly, and now married to Pistol.
+ Lords, Ladies, Officers, Soldiers, Citizens,
+ Messengers, and Attendants. Chorus.
+ (Hostess:)
+ (First Ambassador:)
+ (Messenger:)
+ (French Soldier:)
+
+SCENE England; afterwards France.
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+ PROLOGUE
+
+
+ [Enter Chorus]
+
+Chorus O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend
+ The brightest heaven of invention,
+ A kingdom for a stage, princes to act
+ And monarchs to behold the swelling scene!
+ Then should the warlike Harry, like himself,
+ Assume the port of Mars; and at his heels,
+ Leash'd in like hounds, should famine, sword and fire
+ Crouch for employment. But pardon, and gentles all,
+ The flat unraised spirits that have dared
+ On this unworthy scaffold to bring forth
+ So great an object: can this cockpit hold
+ The vasty fields of France? or may we cram
+ Within this wooden O the very casques
+ That did affright the air at Agincourt?
+ O, pardon! since a crooked figure may
+ Attest in little place a million;
+ And let us, ciphers to this great accompt,
+ On your imaginary forces work.
+ Suppose within the girdle of these walls
+ Are now confined two mighty monarchies,
+ Whose high upreared and abutting fronts
+ The perilous narrow ocean parts asunder:
+ Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts;
+ Into a thousand parts divide on man,
+ And make imaginary puissance;
+ Think when we talk of horses, that you see them
+ Printing their proud hoofs i' the receiving earth;
+ For 'tis your thoughts that now must deck our kings,
+ Carry them here and there; jumping o'er times,
+ Turning the accomplishment of many years
+ Into an hour-glass: for the which supply,
+ Admit me Chorus to this history;
+ Who prologue-like your humble patience pray,
+ Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. An ante-chamber in the KING'S palace.
+
+
+ [Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY, and the BISHOP OF ELY]
+
+CANTERBURY My lord, I'll tell you; that self bill is urged,
+ Which in the eleventh year of the last king's reign
+ Was like, and had indeed against us pass'd,
+ But that the scambling and unquiet time
+ Did push it out of farther question.
+
+ELY But how, my lord, shall we resist it now?
+
+CANTERBURY It must be thought on. If it pass against us,
+ We lose the better half of our possession:
+ For all the temporal lands which men devout
+ By testament have given to the church
+ Would they strip from us; being valued thus:
+ As much as would maintain, to the king's honour,
+ Full fifteen earls and fifteen hundred knights,
+ Six thousand and two hundred good esquires;
+ And, to relief of lazars and weak age,
+ Of indigent faint souls past corporal toil.
+ A hundred almshouses right well supplied;
+ And to the coffers of the king beside,
+ A thousand pounds by the year: thus runs the bill.
+
+ELY This would drink deep.
+
+CANTERBURY 'Twould drink the cup and all.
+
+ELY But what prevention?
+
+CANTERBURY The king is full of grace and fair regard.
+
+ELY And a true lover of the holy church.
+
+CANTERBURY The courses of his youth promised it not.
+ The breath no sooner left his father's body,
+ But that his wildness, mortified in him,
+ Seem'd to die too; yea, at that very moment
+ Consideration, like an angel, came
+ And whipp'd the offending Adam out of him,
+ Leaving his body as a paradise,
+ To envelop and contain celestial spirits.
+ Never was such a sudden scholar made;
+ Never came reformation in a flood,
+ With such a heady currance, scouring faults
+ Nor never Hydra-headed wilfulness
+ So soon did lose his seat and all at once
+ As in this king.
+
+ELY We are blessed in the change.
+
+CANTERBURY Hear him but reason in divinity,
+ And all-admiring with an inward wish
+ You would desire the king were made a prelate:
+ Hear him debate of commonwealth affairs,
+ You would say it hath been all in all his study:
+ List his discourse of war, and you shall hear
+ A fearful battle render'd you in music:
+ Turn him to any cause of policy,
+ The Gordian knot of it he will unloose,
+ Familiar as his garter: that, when he speaks,
+ The air, a charter'd libertine, is still,
+ And the mute wonder lurketh in men's ears,
+ To steal his sweet and honey'd sentences;
+ So that the art and practic part of life
+ Must be the mistress to this theoric:
+ Which is a wonder how his grace should glean it,
+ Since his addiction was to courses vain,
+ His companies unletter'd, rude and shallow,
+ His hours fill'd up with riots, banquets, sports,
+ And never noted in him any study,
+ Any retirement, any sequestration
+ From open haunts and popularity.
+
+ELY The strawberry grows underneath the nettle
+ And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best
+ Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality:
+ And so the prince obscured his contemplation
+ Under the veil of wildness; which, no doubt,
+ Grew like the summer grass, fastest by night,
+ Unseen, yet crescive in his faculty.
+
+CANTERBURY It must be so; for miracles are ceased;
+ And therefore we must needs admit the means
+ How things are perfected.
+
+ELY But, my good lord,
+ How now for mitigation of this bill
+ Urged by the commons? Doth his majesty
+ Incline to it, or no?
+
+CANTERBURY He seems indifferent,
+ Or rather swaying more upon our part
+ Than cherishing the exhibiters against us;
+ For I have made an offer to his majesty,
+ Upon our spiritual convocation
+ And in regard of causes now in hand,
+ Which I have open'd to his grace at large,
+ As touching France, to give a greater sum
+ Than ever at one time the clergy yet
+ Did to his predecessors part withal.
+
+ELY How did this offer seem received, my lord?
+
+CANTERBURY With good acceptance of his majesty;
+ Save that there was not time enough to hear,
+ As I perceived his grace would fain have done,
+ The severals and unhidden passages
+ Of his true titles to some certain dukedoms
+ And generally to the crown and seat of France
+ Derived from Edward, his great-grandfather.
+
+ELY What was the impediment that broke this off?
+
+CANTERBURY The French ambassador upon that instant
+ Craved audience; and the hour, I think, is come
+ To give him hearing: is it four o'clock?
+
+ELY It is.
+
+CANTERBURY Then go we in, to know his embassy;
+ Which I could with a ready guess declare,
+ Before the Frenchman speak a word of it.
+
+ELY I'll wait upon you, and I long to hear it.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. The Presence chamber.
+
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY V, GLOUCESTER, BEDFORD, EXETER,
+ WARWICK, WESTMORELAND, and Attendants]
+
+KING HENRY V Where is my gracious Lord of Canterbury?
+
+EXETER Not here in presence.
+
+KING HENRY V Send for him, good uncle.
+
+WESTMORELAND Shall we call in the ambassador, my liege?
+
+KING HENRY V Not yet, my cousin: we would be resolved,
+ Before we hear him, of some things of weight
+ That task our thoughts, concerning us and France.
+
+ [Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY, and the BISHOP of ELY]
+
+CANTERBURY God and his angels guard your sacred throne
+ And make you long become it!
+
+KING HENRY V Sure, we thank you.
+ My learned lord, we pray you to proceed
+ And justly and religiously unfold
+ Why the law Salique that they have in France
+ Or should, or should not, bar us in our claim:
+ And God forbid, my dear and faithful lord,
+ That you should fashion, wrest, or bow your reading,
+ Or nicely charge your understanding soul
+ With opening titles miscreate, whose right
+ Suits not in native colours with the truth;
+ For God doth know how many now in health
+ Shall drop their blood in approbation
+ Of what your reverence shall incite us to.
+ Therefore take heed how you impawn our person,
+ How you awake our sleeping sword of war:
+ We charge you, in the name of God, take heed;
+ For never two such kingdoms did contend
+ Without much fall of blood; whose guiltless drops
+ Are every one a woe, a sore complaint
+ 'Gainst him whose wrong gives edge unto the swords
+ That make such waste in brief mortality.
+ Under this conjuration, speak, my lord;
+ For we will hear, note and believe in heart
+ That what you speak is in your conscience wash'd
+ As pure as sin with baptism.
+
+CANTERBURY Then hear me, gracious sovereign, and you peers,
+ That owe yourselves, your lives and services
+ To this imperial throne. There is no bar
+ To make against your highness' claim to France
+ But this, which they produce from Pharamond,
+ 'In terram Salicam mulieres ne succedant:'
+ 'No woman shall succeed in Salique land:'
+ Which Salique land the French unjustly gloze
+ To be the realm of France, and Pharamond
+ The founder of this law and female bar.
+ Yet their own authors faithfully affirm
+ That the land Salique is in Germany,
+ Between the floods of Sala and of Elbe;
+ Where Charles the Great, having subdued the Saxons,
+ There left behind and settled certain French;
+ Who, holding in disdain the German women
+ For some dishonest manners of their life,
+ Establish'd then this law; to wit, no female
+ Should be inheritrix in Salique land:
+ Which Salique, as I said, 'twixt Elbe and Sala,
+ Is at this day in Germany call'd Meisen.
+ Then doth it well appear that Salique law
+ Was not devised for the realm of France:
+ Nor did the French possess the Salique land
+ Until four hundred one and twenty years
+ After defunction of King Pharamond,
+ Idly supposed the founder of this law;
+ Who died within the year of our redemption
+ Four hundred twenty-six; and Charles the Great
+ Subdued the Saxons, and did seat the French
+ Beyond the river Sala, in the year
+ Eight hundred five. Besides, their writers say,
+ King Pepin, which deposed Childeric,
+ Did, as heir general, being descended
+ Of Blithild, which was daughter to King Clothair,
+ Make claim and title to the crown of France.
+ Hugh Capet also, who usurped the crown
+ Of Charles the duke of Lorraine, sole heir male
+ Of the true line and stock of Charles the Great,
+ To find his title with some shows of truth,
+ 'Through, in pure truth, it was corrupt and naught,
+ Convey'd himself as heir to the Lady Lingare,
+ Daughter to Charlemain, who was the son
+ To Lewis the emperor, and Lewis the son
+ Of Charles the Great. Also King Lewis the Tenth,
+ Who was sole heir to the usurper Capet,
+ Could not keep quiet in his conscience,
+ Wearing the crown of France, till satisfied
+ That fair Queen Isabel, his grandmother,
+ Was lineal of the Lady Ermengare,
+ Daughter to Charles the foresaid duke of Lorraine:
+ By the which marriage the line of Charles the Great
+ Was re-united to the crown of France.
+ So that, as clear as is the summer's sun.
+ King Pepin's title and Hugh Capet's claim,
+ King Lewis his satisfaction, all appear
+ To hold in right and title of the female:
+ So do the kings of France unto this day;
+ Howbeit they would hold up this Salique law
+ To bar your highness claiming from the female,
+ And rather choose to hide them in a net
+ Than amply to imbar their crooked titles
+ Usurp'd from you and your progenitors.
+
+KING HENRY V May I with right and conscience make this claim?
+
+CANTERBURY The sin upon my head, dread sovereign!
+ For in the book of Numbers is it writ,
+ When the man dies, let the inheritance
+ Descend unto the daughter. Gracious lord,
+ Stand for your own; unwind your bloody flag;
+ Look back into your mighty ancestors:
+ Go, my dread lord, to your great-grandsire's tomb,
+ From whom you claim; invoke his warlike spirit,
+ And your great-uncle's, Edward the Black Prince,
+ Who on the French ground play'd a tragedy,
+ Making defeat on the full power of France,
+ Whiles his most mighty father on a hill
+ Stood smiling to behold his lion's whelp
+ Forage in blood of French nobility.
+ O noble English. that could entertain
+ With half their forces the full Pride of France
+ And let another half stand laughing by,
+ All out of work and cold for action!
+
+ELY Awake remembrance of these valiant dead
+ And with your puissant arm renew their feats:
+ You are their heir; you sit upon their throne;
+ The blood and courage that renowned them
+ Runs in your veins; and my thrice-puissant liege
+ Is in the very May-morn of his youth,
+ Ripe for exploits and mighty enterprises.
+
+EXETER Your brother kings and monarchs of the earth
+ Do all expect that you should rouse yourself,
+ As did the former lions of your blood.
+
+WESTMORELAND They know your grace hath cause and means and might;
+ So hath your highness; never king of England
+ Had nobles richer and more loyal subjects,
+ Whose hearts have left their bodies here in England
+ And lie pavilion'd in the fields of France.
+
+CANTERBURY O, let their bodies follow, my dear liege,
+ With blood and sword and fire to win your right;
+ In aid whereof we of the spiritualty
+ Will raise your highness such a mighty sum
+ As never did the clergy at one time
+ Bring in to any of your ancestors.
+
+KING HENRY V We must not only arm to invade the French,
+ But lay down our proportions to defend
+ Against the Scot, who will make road upon us
+ With all advantages.
+
+CANTERBURY They of those marches, gracious sovereign,
+ Shall be a wall sufficient to defend
+ Our inland from the pilfering borderers.
+
+KING HENRY V We do not mean the coursing snatchers only,
+ But fear the main intendment of the Scot,
+ Who hath been still a giddy neighbour to us;
+ For you shall read that my great-grandfather
+ Never went with his forces into France
+ But that the Scot on his unfurnish'd kingdom
+ Came pouring, like the tide into a breach,
+ With ample and brim fulness of his force,
+ Galling the gleaned land with hot assays,
+ Girding with grievous siege castles and towns;
+ That England, being empty of defence,
+ Hath shook and trembled at the ill neighbourhood.
+
+CANTERBURY She hath been then more fear'd than harm'd, my liege;
+ For hear her but exampled by herself:
+ When all her chivalry hath been in France
+ And she a mourning widow of her nobles,
+ She hath herself not only well defended
+ But taken and impounded as a stray
+ The King of Scots; whom she did send to France,
+ To fill King Edward's fame with prisoner kings
+ And make her chronicle as rich with praise
+ As is the ooze and bottom of the sea
+ With sunken wreck and sunless treasuries.
+
+WESTMORELAND But there's a saying very old and true,
+ 'If that you will France win,
+ Then with Scotland first begin:'
+ For once the eagle England being in prey,
+ To her unguarded nest the weasel Scot
+ Comes sneaking and so sucks her princely eggs,
+ Playing the mouse in absence of the cat,
+ To tear and havoc more than she can eat.
+
+EXETER It follows then the cat must stay at home:
+ Yet that is but a crush'd necessity,
+ Since we have locks to safeguard necessaries,
+ And pretty traps to catch the petty thieves.
+ While that the armed hand doth fight abroad,
+ The advised head defends itself at home;
+ For government, though high and low and lower,
+ Put into parts, doth keep in one consent,
+ Congreeing in a full and natural close,
+ Like music.
+
+CANTERBURY Therefore doth heaven divide
+ The state of man in divers functions,
+ Setting endeavour in continual motion;
+ To which is fixed, as an aim or butt,
+ Obedience: for so work the honey-bees,
+ Creatures that by a rule in nature teach
+ The act of order to a peopled kingdom.
+ They have a king and officers of sorts;
+ Where some, like magistrates, correct at home,
+ Others, like merchants, venture trade abroad,
+ Others, like soldiers, armed in their stings,
+ Make boot upon the summer's velvet buds,
+ Which pillage they with merry march bring home
+ To the tent-royal of their emperor;
+ Who, busied in his majesty, surveys
+ The singing masons building roofs of gold,
+ The civil citizens kneading up the honey,
+ The poor mechanic porters crowding in
+ Their heavy burdens at his narrow gate,
+ The sad-eyed justice, with his surly hum,
+ Delivering o'er to executors pale
+ The lazy yawning drone. I this infer,
+ That many things, having full reference
+ To one consent, may work contrariously:
+ As many arrows, loosed several ways,
+ Come to one mark; as many ways meet in one town;
+ As many fresh streams meet in one salt sea;
+ As many lines close in the dial's centre;
+ So may a thousand actions, once afoot.
+ End in one purpose, and be all well borne
+ Without defeat. Therefore to France, my liege.
+ Divide your happy England into four;
+ Whereof take you one quarter into France,
+ And you withal shall make all Gallia shake.
+ If we, with thrice such powers left at home,
+ Cannot defend our own doors from the dog,
+ Let us be worried and our nation lose
+ The name of hardiness and policy.
+
+KING HENRY V Call in the messengers sent from the Dauphin.
+
+ [Exeunt some Attendants]
+
+ Now are we well resolved; and, by God's help,
+ And yours, the noble sinews of our power,
+ France being ours, we'll bend it to our awe,
+ Or break it all to pieces: or there we'll sit,
+ Ruling in large and ample empery
+ O'er France and all her almost kingly dukedoms,
+ Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn,
+ Tombless, with no remembrance over them:
+ Either our history shall with full mouth
+ Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave,
+ Like Turkish mute, shall have a tongueless mouth,
+ Not worshipp'd with a waxen epitaph.
+
+ [Enter Ambassadors of France]
+
+ Now are we well prepared to know the pleasure
+ Of our fair cousin Dauphin; for we hear
+ Your greeting is from him, not from the king.
+
+First Ambassador May't please your majesty to give us leave
+ Freely to render what we have in charge;
+ Or shall we sparingly show you far off
+ The Dauphin's meaning and our embassy?
+
+KING HENRY V We are no tyrant, but a Christian king;
+ Unto whose grace our passion is as subject
+ As are our wretches fetter'd in our prisons:
+ Therefore with frank and with uncurbed plainness
+ Tell us the Dauphin's mind.
+
+First Ambassador Thus, then, in few.
+ Your highness, lately sending into France,
+ Did claim some certain dukedoms, in the right
+ Of your great predecessor, King Edward the Third.
+ In answer of which claim, the prince our master
+ Says that you savour too much of your youth,
+ And bids you be advised there's nought in France
+ That can be with a nimble galliard won;
+ You cannot revel into dukedoms there.
+ He therefore sends you, meeter for your spirit,
+ This tun of treasure; and, in lieu of this,
+ Desires you let the dukedoms that you claim
+ Hear no more of you. This the Dauphin speaks.
+
+KING HENRY V What treasure, uncle?
+
+EXETER Tennis-balls, my liege.
+
+KING HENRY V We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us;
+ His present and your pains we thank you for:
+ When we have march'd our rackets to these balls,
+ We will, in France, by God's grace, play a set
+ Shall strike his father's crown into the hazard.
+ Tell him he hath made a match with such a wrangler
+ That all the courts of France will be disturb'd
+ With chaces. And we understand him well,
+ How he comes o'er us with our wilder days,
+ Not measuring what use we made of them.
+ We never valued this poor seat of England;
+ And therefore, living hence, did give ourself
+ To barbarous licence; as 'tis ever common
+ That men are merriest when they are from home.
+ But tell the Dauphin I will keep my state,
+ Be like a king and show my sail of greatness
+ When I do rouse me in my throne of France:
+ For that I have laid by my majesty
+ And plodded like a man for working-days,
+ But I will rise there with so full a glory
+ That I will dazzle all the eyes of France,
+ Yea, strike the Dauphin blind to look on us.
+ And tell the pleasant prince this mock of his
+ Hath turn'd his balls to gun-stones; and his soul
+ Shall stand sore charged for the wasteful vengeance
+ That shall fly with them: for many a thousand widows
+ Shall this his mock mock out of their dear husbands;
+ Mock mothers from their sons, mock castles down;
+ And some are yet ungotten and unborn
+ That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin's scorn.
+ But this lies all within the will of God,
+ To whom I do appeal; and in whose name
+ Tell you the Dauphin I am coming on,
+ To venge me as I may and to put forth
+ My rightful hand in a well-hallow'd cause.
+ So get you hence in peace; and tell the Dauphin
+ His jest will savour but of shallow wit,
+ When thousands weep more than did laugh at it.
+ Convey them with safe conduct. Fare you well.
+
+ [Exeunt Ambassadors]
+
+EXETER This was a merry message.
+
+KING HENRY V We hope to make the sender blush at it.
+ Therefore, my lords, omit no happy hour
+ That may give furtherance to our expedition;
+ For we have now no thought in us but France,
+ Save those to God, that run before our business.
+ Therefore let our proportions for these wars
+ Be soon collected and all things thought upon
+ That may with reasonable swiftness add
+ More feathers to our wings; for, God before,
+ We'll chide this Dauphin at his father's door.
+ Therefore let every man now task his thought,
+ That this fair action may on foot be brought.
+
+ [Exeunt. Flourish]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+ PROLOGUE
+
+
+ [Enter Chorus]
+
+Chorus Now all the youth of England are on fire,
+ And silken dalliance in the wardrobe lies:
+ Now thrive the armourers, and honour's thought
+ Reigns solely in the breast of every man:
+ They sell the pasture now to buy the horse,
+ Following the mirror of all Christian kings,
+ With winged heels, as English Mercuries.
+ For now sits Expectation in the air,
+ And hides a sword from hilts unto the point
+ With crowns imperial, crowns and coronets,
+ Promised to Harry and his followers.
+ The French, advised by good intelligence
+ Of this most dreadful preparation,
+ Shake in their fear and with pale policy
+ Seek to divert the English purposes.
+ O England! model to thy inward greatness,
+ Like little body with a mighty heart,
+ What mightst thou do, that honour would thee do,
+ Were all thy children kind and natural!
+ But see thy fault! France hath in thee found out
+ A nest of hollow bosoms, which he fills
+ With treacherous crowns; and three corrupted men,
+ One, Richard Earl of Cambridge, and the second,
+ Henry Lord Scroop of Masham, and the third,
+ Sir Thomas Grey, knight, of Northumberland,
+ Have, for the gilt of France,--O guilt indeed!
+ Confirm'd conspiracy with fearful France;
+ And by their hands this grace of kings must die,
+ If hell and treason hold their promises,
+ Ere he take ship for France, and in Southampton.
+ Linger your patience on; and we'll digest
+ The abuse of distance; force a play:
+ The sum is paid; the traitors are agreed;
+ The king is set from London; and the scene
+ Is now transported, gentles, to Southampton;
+ There is the playhouse now, there must you sit:
+ And thence to France shall we convey you safe,
+ And bring you back, charming the narrow seas
+ To give you gentle pass; for, if we may,
+ We'll not offend one stomach with our play.
+ But, till the king come forth, and not till then,
+ Unto Southampton do we shift our scene.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter Corporal NYM and Lieutenant BARDOLPH]
+
+BARDOLPH Well met, Corporal Nym.
+
+NYM Good morrow, Lieutenant Bardolph.
+
+BARDOLPH What, are Ancient Pistol and you friends yet?
+
+NYM For my part, I care not: I say little; but when
+ time shall serve, there shall be smiles; but that
+ shall be as it may. I dare not fight; but I will
+ wink and hold out mine iron: it is a simple one; but
+ what though? it will toast cheese, and it will
+ endure cold as another man's sword will: and
+ there's an end.
+
+BARDOLPH I will bestow a breakfast to make you friends; and
+ we'll be all three sworn brothers to France: let it
+ be so, good Corporal Nym.
+
+NYM Faith, I will live so long as I may, that's the
+ certain of it; and when I cannot live any longer, I
+ will do as I may: that is my rest, that is the
+ rendezvous of it.
+
+BARDOLPH It is certain, corporal, that he is married to Nell
+ Quickly: and certainly she did you wrong; for you
+ were troth-plight to her.
+
+NYM I cannot tell: things must be as they may: men may
+ sleep, and they may have their throats about them at
+ that time; and some say knives have edges. It must
+ be as it may: though patience be a tired mare, yet
+ she will plod. There must be conclusions. Well, I
+ cannot tell.
+
+ [Enter PISTOL and Hostess]
+
+BARDOLPH Here comes Ancient Pistol and his wife: good
+ corporal, be patient here. How now, mine host Pistol!
+
+PISTOL Base tike, call'st thou me host? Now, by this hand,
+ I swear, I scorn the term; Nor shall my Nell keep lodgers.
+
+Hostess No, by my troth, not long; for we cannot lodge and
+ board a dozen or fourteen gentlewomen that live
+ honestly by the prick of their needles, but it will
+ be thought we keep a bawdy house straight.
+
+ [NYM and PISTOL draw]
+
+ O well a day, Lady, if he be not drawn now! we
+ shall see wilful adultery and murder committed.
+
+BARDOLPH Good lieutenant! good corporal! offer nothing here.
+
+NYM Pish!
+
+PISTOL Pish for thee, Iceland dog! thou prick-ear'd cur of Iceland!
+
+Hostess Good Corporal Nym, show thy valour, and put up your sword.
+
+NYM Will you shog off? I would have you solus.
+
+PISTOL 'Solus,' egregious dog? O viper vile!
+ The 'solus' in thy most mervailous face;
+ The 'solus' in thy teeth, and in thy throat,
+ And in thy hateful lungs, yea, in thy maw, perdy,
+ And, which is worse, within thy nasty mouth!
+ I do retort the 'solus' in thy bowels;
+ For I can take, and Pistol's cock is up,
+ And flashing fire will follow.
+
+NYM I am not Barbason; you cannot conjure me. I have an
+ humour to knock you indifferently well. If you grow
+ foul with me, Pistol, I will scour you with my
+ rapier, as I may, in fair terms: if you would walk
+ off, I would prick your guts a little, in good
+ terms, as I may: and that's the humour of it.
+
+PISTOL O braggart vile and damned furious wight!
+ The grave doth gape, and doting death is near;
+ Therefore exhale.
+
+BARDOLPH Hear me, hear me what I say: he that strikes the
+ first stroke, I'll run him up to the hilts, as I am a soldier.
+
+ [Draws]
+
+PISTOL An oath of mickle might; and fury shall abate.
+ Give me thy fist, thy fore-foot to me give:
+ Thy spirits are most tall.
+
+NYM I will cut thy throat, one time or other, in fair
+ terms: that is the humour of it.
+
+PISTOL 'Couple a gorge!'
+ That is the word. I thee defy again.
+ O hound of Crete, think'st thou my spouse to get?
+ No; to the spital go,
+ And from the powdering tub of infamy
+ Fetch forth the lazar kite of Cressid's kind,
+ Doll Tearsheet she by name, and her espouse:
+ I have, and I will hold, the quondam Quickly
+ For the only she; and--pauca, there's enough. Go to.
+
+ [Enter the Boy]
+
+Boy Mine host Pistol, you must come to my master, and
+ you, hostess: he is very sick, and would to bed.
+ Good Bardolph, put thy face between his sheets, and
+ do the office of a warming-pan. Faith, he's very ill.
+
+BARDOLPH Away, you rogue!
+
+Hostess By my troth, he'll yield the crow a pudding one of
+ these days. The king has killed his heart. Good
+ husband, come home presently.
+
+ [Exeunt Hostess and Boy]
+
+BARDOLPH Come, shall I make you two friends? We must to
+ France together: why the devil should we keep
+ knives to cut one another's throats?
+
+PISTOL Let floods o'erswell, and fiends for food howl on!
+
+NYM You'll pay me the eight shillings I won of you at betting?
+
+PISTOL Base is the slave that pays.
+
+NYM That now I will have: that's the humour of it.
+
+PISTOL As manhood shall compound: push home.
+
+ [They draw]
+
+BARDOLPH By this sword, he that makes the first thrust, I'll
+ kill him; by this sword, I will.
+
+PISTOL Sword is an oath, and oaths must have their course.
+
+BARDOLPH Corporal Nym, an thou wilt be friends, be friends:
+ an thou wilt not, why, then, be enemies with me too.
+ Prithee, put up.
+
+NYM I shall have my eight shillings I won of you at betting?
+
+PISTOL A noble shalt thou have, and present pay;
+ And liquor likewise will I give to thee,
+ And friendship shall combine, and brotherhood:
+ I'll live by Nym, and Nym shall live by me;
+ Is not this just? for I shall sutler be
+ Unto the camp, and profits will accrue.
+ Give me thy hand.
+
+NYM I shall have my noble?
+
+PISTOL In cash most justly paid.
+
+NYM Well, then, that's the humour of't.
+
+ [Re-enter Hostess]
+
+Hostess As ever you came of women, come in quickly to Sir
+ John. Ah, poor heart! he is so shaked of a burning
+ quotidian tertian, that it is most lamentable to
+ behold. Sweet men, come to him.
+
+NYM The king hath run bad humours on the knight; that's
+ the even of it.
+
+PISTOL Nym, thou hast spoke the right;
+ His heart is fracted and corroborate.
+
+NYM The king is a good king: but it must be as it may;
+ he passes some humours and careers.
+
+PISTOL Let us condole the knight; for, lambkins we will live.
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Southampton. A council-chamber.
+
+
+ [Enter EXETER, BEDFORD, and WESTMORELAND]
+
+BEDFORD 'Fore God, his grace is bold, to trust these traitors.
+
+EXETER They shall be apprehended by and by.
+
+WESTMORELAND How smooth and even they do bear themselves!
+ As if allegiance in their bosoms sat,
+ Crowned with faith and constant loyalty.
+
+BEDFORD The king hath note of all that they intend,
+ By interception which they dream not of.
+
+EXETER Nay, but the man that was his bedfellow,
+ Whom he hath dull'd and cloy'd with gracious favours,
+ That he should, for a foreign purse, so sell
+ His sovereign's life to death and treachery.
+
+ [Trumpets sound. Enter KING HENRY V, SCROOP,
+ CAMBRIDGE, GREY, and Attendants]
+
+KING HENRY V Now sits the wind fair, and we will aboard.
+ My Lord of Cambridge, and my kind Lord of Masham,
+ And you, my gentle knight, give me your thoughts:
+ Think you not that the powers we bear with us
+ Will cut their passage through the force of France,
+ Doing the execution and the act
+ For which we have in head assembled them?
+
+SCROOP No doubt, my liege, if each man do his best.
+
+KING HENRY V I doubt not that; since we are well persuaded
+ We carry not a heart with us from hence
+ That grows not in a fair consent with ours,
+ Nor leave not one behind that doth not wish
+ Success and conquest to attend on us.
+
+CAMBRIDGE Never was monarch better fear'd and loved
+ Than is your majesty: there's not, I think, a subject
+ That sits in heart-grief and uneasiness
+ Under the sweet shade of your government.
+
+GREY True: those that were your father's enemies
+ Have steep'd their galls in honey and do serve you
+ With hearts create of duty and of zeal.
+
+KING HENRY V We therefore have great cause of thankfulness;
+ And shall forget the office of our hand,
+ Sooner than quittance of desert and merit
+ According to the weight and worthiness.
+
+SCROOP So service shall with steeled sinews toil,
+ And labour shall refresh itself with hope,
+ To do your grace incessant services.
+
+KING HENRY V We judge no less. Uncle of Exeter,
+ Enlarge the man committed yesterday,
+ That rail'd against our person: we consider
+ it was excess of wine that set him on;
+ And on his more advice we pardon him.
+
+SCROOP That's mercy, but too much security:
+ Let him be punish'd, sovereign, lest example
+ Breed, by his sufferance, more of such a kind.
+
+KING HENRY V O, let us yet be merciful.
+
+CAMBRIDGE So may your highness, and yet punish too.
+
+GREY Sir,
+ You show great mercy, if you give him life,
+ After the taste of much correction.
+
+KING HENRY V Alas, your too much love and care of me
+ Are heavy orisons 'gainst this poor wretch!
+ If little faults, proceeding on distemper,
+ Shall not be wink'd at, how shall we stretch our eye
+ When capital crimes, chew'd, swallow'd and digested,
+ Appear before us? We'll yet enlarge that man,
+ Though Cambridge, Scroop and Grey, in their dear care
+ And tender preservation of our person,
+ Would have him punished. And now to our French causes:
+ Who are the late commissioners?
+
+CAMBRIDGE I one, my lord:
+ Your highness bade me ask for it to-day.
+
+SCROOP So did you me, my liege.
+
+GREY And I, my royal sovereign.
+
+KING HENRY V Then, Richard Earl of Cambridge, there is yours;
+ There yours, Lord Scroop of Masham; and, sir knight,
+ Grey of Northumberland, this same is yours:
+ Read them; and know, I know your worthiness.
+ My Lord of Westmoreland, and uncle Exeter,
+ We will aboard to night. Why, how now, gentlemen!
+ What see you in those papers that you lose
+ So much complexion? Look ye, how they change!
+ Their cheeks are paper. Why, what read you there
+ That hath so cowarded and chased your blood
+ Out of appearance?
+
+CAMBRIDGE I do confess my fault;
+ And do submit me to your highness' mercy.
+
+
+GREY |
+ | To which we all appeal.
+SCROOP |
+
+
+KING HENRY V The mercy that was quick in us but late,
+ By your own counsel is suppress'd and kill'd:
+ You must not dare, for shame, to talk of mercy;
+ For your own reasons turn into your bosoms,
+ As dogs upon their masters, worrying you.
+ See you, my princes, and my noble peers,
+ These English monsters! My Lord of Cambridge here,
+ You know how apt our love was to accord
+ To furnish him with all appertinents
+ Belonging to his honour; and this man
+ Hath, for a few light crowns, lightly conspired,
+ And sworn unto the practises of France,
+ To kill us here in Hampton: to the which
+ This knight, no less for bounty bound to us
+ Than Cambridge is, hath likewise sworn. But, O,
+ What shall I say to thee, Lord Scroop? thou cruel,
+ Ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature!
+ Thou that didst bear the key of all my counsels,
+ That knew'st the very bottom of my soul,
+ That almost mightst have coin'd me into gold,
+ Wouldst thou have practised on me for thy use,
+ May it be possible, that foreign hire
+ Could out of thee extract one spark of evil
+ That might annoy my finger? 'tis so strange,
+ That, though the truth of it stands off as gross
+ As black and white, my eye will scarcely see it.
+ Treason and murder ever kept together,
+ As two yoke-devils sworn to either's purpose,
+ Working so grossly in a natural cause,
+ That admiration did not whoop at them:
+ But thou, 'gainst all proportion, didst bring in
+ Wonder to wait on treason and on murder:
+ And whatsoever cunning fiend it was
+ That wrought upon thee so preposterously
+ Hath got the voice in hell for excellence:
+ All other devils that suggest by treasons
+ Do botch and bungle up damnation
+ With patches, colours, and with forms being fetch'd
+ From glistering semblances of piety;
+ But he that temper'd thee bade thee stand up,
+ Gave thee no instance why thou shouldst do treason,
+ Unless to dub thee with the name of traitor.
+ If that same demon that hath gull'd thee thus
+ Should with his lion gait walk the whole world,
+ He might return to vasty Tartar back,
+ And tell the legions 'I can never win
+ A soul so easy as that Englishman's.'
+ O, how hast thou with 'jealousy infected
+ The sweetness of affiance! Show men dutiful?
+ Why, so didst thou: seem they grave and learned?
+ Why, so didst thou: come they of noble family?
+ Why, so didst thou: seem they religious?
+ Why, so didst thou: or are they spare in diet,
+ Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger,
+ Constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood,
+ Garnish'd and deck'd in modest complement,
+ Not working with the eye without the ear,
+ And but in purged judgment trusting neither?
+ Such and so finely bolted didst thou seem:
+ And thus thy fall hath left a kind of blot,
+ To mark the full-fraught man and best indued
+ With some suspicion. I will weep for thee;
+ For this revolt of thine, methinks, is like
+ Another fall of man. Their faults are open:
+ Arrest them to the answer of the law;
+ And God acquit them of their practises!
+
+EXETER I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of
+ Richard Earl of Cambridge.
+ I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of
+ Henry Lord Scroop of Masham.
+ I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of
+ Thomas Grey, knight, of Northumberland.
+
+SCROOP Our purposes God justly hath discover'd;
+ And I repent my fault more than my death;
+ Which I beseech your highness to forgive,
+ Although my body pay the price of it.
+
+CAMBRIDGE For me, the gold of France did not seduce;
+ Although I did admit it as a motive
+ The sooner to effect what I intended:
+ But God be thanked for prevention;
+ Which I in sufferance heartily will rejoice,
+ Beseeching God and you to pardon me.
+
+GREY Never did faithful subject more rejoice
+ At the discovery of most dangerous treason
+ Than I do at this hour joy o'er myself.
+ Prevented from a damned enterprise:
+ My fault, but not my body, pardon, sovereign.
+
+KING HENRY V God quit you in his mercy! Hear your sentence.
+ You have conspired against our royal person,
+ Join'd with an enemy proclaim'd and from his coffers
+ Received the golden earnest of our death;
+ Wherein you would have sold your king to slaughter,
+ His princes and his peers to servitude,
+ His subjects to oppression and contempt
+ And his whole kingdom into desolation.
+ Touching our person seek we no revenge;
+ But we our kingdom's safety must so tender,
+ Whose ruin you have sought, that to her laws
+ We do deliver you. Get you therefore hence,
+ Poor miserable wretches, to your death:
+ The taste whereof, God of his mercy give
+ You patience to endure, and true repentance
+ Of all your dear offences! Bear them hence.
+
+ [Exeunt CAMBRIDGE, SCROOP and GREY, guarded]
+
+ Now, lords, for France; the enterprise whereof
+ Shall be to you, as us, like glorious.
+ We doubt not of a fair and lucky war,
+ Since God so graciously hath brought to light
+ This dangerous treason lurking in our way
+ To hinder our beginnings. We doubt not now
+ But every rub is smoothed on our way.
+ Then forth, dear countrymen: let us deliver
+ Our puissance into the hand of God,
+ Putting it straight in expedition.
+ Cheerly to sea; the signs of war advance:
+ No king of England, if not king of France.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III London. Before a tavern.
+
+
+ [Enter PISTOL, Hostess, NYM, BARDOLPH, and Boy]
+
+Hostess Prithee, honey-sweet husband, let me bring thee to Staines.
+
+PISTOL No; for my manly heart doth yearn.
+ Bardolph, be blithe: Nym, rouse thy vaunting veins:
+ Boy, bristle thy courage up; for Falstaff he is dead,
+ And we must yearn therefore.
+
+BARDOLPH Would I were with him, wheresome'er he is, either in
+ heaven or in hell!
+
+Hostess Nay, sure, he's not in hell: he's in Arthur's
+ bosom, if ever man went to Arthur's bosom. A' made
+ a finer end and went away an it had been any
+ christom child; a' parted even just between twelve
+ and one, even at the turning o' the tide: for after
+ I saw him fumble with the sheets and play with
+ flowers and smile upon his fingers' ends, I knew
+ there was but one way; for his nose was as sharp as
+ a pen, and a' babbled of green fields. 'How now,
+ sir John!' quoth I 'what, man! be o' good
+ cheer.' So a' cried out 'God, God, God!' three or
+ four times. Now I, to comfort him, bid him a'
+ should not think of God; I hoped there was no need
+ to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet. So
+ a' bade me lay more clothes on his feet: I put my
+ hand into the bed and felt them, and they were as
+ cold as any stone; then I felt to his knees, and
+ they were as cold as any stone, and so upward and
+ upward, and all was as cold as any stone.
+
+NYM They say he cried out of sack.
+
+Hostess Ay, that a' did.
+
+BARDOLPH And of women.
+
+Hostess Nay, that a' did not.
+
+Boy Yes, that a' did; and said they were devils
+ incarnate.
+
+Hostess A' could never abide carnation; 'twas a colour he
+ never liked.
+
+Boy A' said once, the devil would have him about women.
+
+Hostess A' did in some sort, indeed, handle women; but then
+ he was rheumatic, and talked of the whore of Babylon.
+
+Boy Do you not remember, a' saw a flea stick upon
+ Bardolph's nose, and a' said it was a black soul
+ burning in hell-fire?
+
+BARDOLPH Well, the fuel is gone that maintained that fire:
+ that's all the riches I got in his service.
+
+NYM Shall we shog? the king will be gone from
+ Southampton.
+
+PISTOL Come, let's away. My love, give me thy lips.
+ Look to my chattels and my movables:
+ Let senses rule; the word is 'Pitch and Pay:'
+ Trust none;
+ For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes,
+ And hold-fast is the only dog, my duck:
+ Therefore, Caveto be thy counsellor.
+ Go, clear thy crystals. Yoke-fellows in arms,
+ Let us to France; like horse-leeches, my boys,
+ To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck!
+
+Boy And that's but unwholesome food they say.
+
+PISTOL Touch her soft mouth, and march.
+
+BARDOLPH Farewell, hostess.
+
+ [Kissing her]
+
+NYM I cannot kiss, that is the humour of it; but, adieu.
+
+PISTOL Let housewifery appear: keep close, I thee command.
+
+Hostess Farewell; adieu.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV France. The KING'S palace.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter the FRENCH KING, the DAUPHIN, the
+ DUKES of BERRI and BRETAGNE, the Constable, and others]
+
+KING OF FRANCE Thus comes the English with full power upon us;
+ And more than carefully it us concerns
+ To answer royally in our defences.
+ Therefore the Dukes of Berri and of Bretagne,
+ Of Brabant and of Orleans, shall make forth,
+ And you, Prince Dauphin, with all swift dispatch,
+ To line and new repair our towns of war
+ With men of courage and with means defendant;
+ For England his approaches makes as fierce
+ As waters to the sucking of a gulf.
+ It fits us then to be as provident
+ As fear may teach us out of late examples
+ Left by the fatal and neglected English
+ Upon our fields.
+
+DAUPHIN My most redoubted father,
+ It is most meet we arm us 'gainst the foe;
+ For peace itself should not so dull a kingdom,
+ Though war nor no known quarrel were in question,
+ But that defences, musters, preparations,
+ Should be maintain'd, assembled and collected,
+ As were a war in expectation.
+ Therefore, I say 'tis meet we all go forth
+ To view the sick and feeble parts of France:
+ And let us do it with no show of fear;
+ No, with no more than if we heard that England
+ Were busied with a Whitsun morris-dance:
+ For, my good liege, she is so idly king'd,
+ Her sceptre so fantastically borne
+ By a vain, giddy, shallow, humorous youth,
+ That fear attends her not.
+
+Constable O peace, Prince Dauphin!
+ You are too much mistaken in this king:
+ Question your grace the late ambassadors,
+ With what great state he heard their embassy,
+ How well supplied with noble counsellors,
+ How modest in exception, and withal
+ How terrible in constant resolution,
+ And you shall find his vanities forespent
+ Were but the outside of the Roman Brutus,
+ Covering discretion with a coat of folly;
+ As gardeners do with ordure hide those roots
+ That shall first spring and be most delicate.
+
+DAUPHIN Well, 'tis not so, my lord high constable;
+ But though we think it so, it is no matter:
+ In cases of defence 'tis best to weigh
+ The enemy more mighty than he seems:
+ So the proportions of defence are fill'd;
+ Which of a weak or niggardly projection
+ Doth, like a miser, spoil his coat with scanting
+ A little cloth.
+
+KING OF FRANCE Think we King Harry strong;
+ And, princes, look you strongly arm to meet him.
+ The kindred of him hath been flesh'd upon us;
+ And he is bred out of that bloody strain
+ That haunted us in our familiar paths:
+ Witness our too much memorable shame
+ When Cressy battle fatally was struck,
+ And all our princes captiv'd by the hand
+ Of that black name, Edward, Black Prince of Wales;
+ Whiles that his mountain sire, on mountain standing,
+ Up in the air, crown'd with the golden sun,
+ Saw his heroical seed, and smiled to see him,
+ Mangle the work of nature and deface
+ The patterns that by God and by French fathers
+ Had twenty years been made. This is a stem
+ Of that victorious stock; and let us fear
+ The native mightiness and fate of him.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger Ambassadors from Harry King of England
+ Do crave admittance to your majesty.
+
+KING OF FRANCE We'll give them present audience. Go, and bring them.
+
+ [Exeunt Messenger and certain Lords]
+
+ You see this chase is hotly follow'd, friends.
+
+DAUPHIN Turn head, and stop pursuit; for coward dogs
+ Most spend their mouths when what they seem to threaten
+ Runs far before them. Good my sovereign,
+ Take up the English short, and let them know
+ Of what a monarchy you are the head:
+ Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin
+ As self-neglecting.
+
+ [Re-enter Lords, with EXETER and train]
+
+KING OF FRANCE From our brother England?
+
+EXETER From him; and thus he greets your majesty.
+ He wills you, in the name of God Almighty,
+ That you divest yourself, and lay apart
+ The borrow'd glories that by gift of heaven,
+ By law of nature and of nations, 'long
+ To him and to his heirs; namely, the crown
+ And all wide-stretched honours that pertain
+ By custom and the ordinance of times
+ Unto the crown of France. That you may know
+ 'Tis no sinister nor no awkward claim,
+ Pick'd from the worm-holes of long-vanish'd days,
+ Nor from the dust of old oblivion raked,
+ He sends you this most memorable line,
+ In every branch truly demonstrative;
+ Willing to overlook this pedigree:
+ And when you find him evenly derived
+ From his most famed of famous ancestors,
+ Edward the Third, he bids you then resign
+ Your crown and kingdom, indirectly held
+ From him the native and true challenger.
+
+KING OF FRANCE Or else what follows?
+
+EXETER Bloody constraint; for if you hide the crown
+ Even in your hearts, there will he rake for it:
+ Therefore in fierce tempest is he coming,
+ In thunder and in earthquake, like a Jove,
+ That, if requiring fail, he will compel;
+ And bids you, in the bowels of the Lord,
+ Deliver up the crown, and to take mercy
+ On the poor souls for whom this hungry war
+ Opens his vasty jaws; and on your head
+ Turning the widows' tears, the orphans' cries
+ The dead men's blood, the pining maidens groans,
+ For husbands, fathers and betrothed lovers,
+ That shall be swallow'd in this controversy.
+ This is his claim, his threatening and my message;
+ Unless the Dauphin be in presence here,
+ To whom expressly I bring greeting too.
+
+KING OF FRANCE For us, we will consider of this further:
+ To-morrow shall you bear our full intent
+ Back to our brother England.
+
+DAUPHIN For the Dauphin,
+ I stand here for him: what to him from England?
+
+EXETER Scorn and defiance; slight regard, contempt,
+ And any thing that may not misbecome
+ The mighty sender, doth he prize you at.
+ Thus says my king; an' if your father's highness
+ Do not, in grant of all demands at large,
+ Sweeten the bitter mock you sent his majesty,
+ He'll call you to so hot an answer of it,
+ That caves and womby vaultages of France
+ Shall chide your trespass and return your mock
+ In second accent of his ordnance.
+
+DAUPHIN Say, if my father render fair return,
+ It is against my will; for I desire
+ Nothing but odds with England: to that end,
+ As matching to his youth and vanity,
+ I did present him with the Paris balls.
+
+EXETER He'll make your Paris Louvre shake for it,
+ Were it the mistress-court of mighty Europe:
+ And, be assured, you'll find a difference,
+ As we his subjects have in wonder found,
+ Between the promise of his greener days
+ And these he masters now: now he weighs time
+ Even to the utmost grain: that you shall read
+ In your own losses, if he stay in France.
+
+KING OF FRANCE To-morrow shall you know our mind at full.
+
+EXETER Dispatch us with all speed, lest that our king
+ Come here himself to question our delay;
+ For he is footed in this land already.
+
+KING OF FRANCE You shall be soon dispatch's with fair conditions:
+ A night is but small breath and little pause
+ To answer matters of this consequence.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+ PROLOGUE.
+
+
+ [Enter Chorus]
+
+Chorus Thus with imagined wing our swift scene flies
+ In motion of no less celerity
+ Than that of thought. Suppose that you have seen
+ The well-appointed king at Hampton pier
+ Embark his royalty; and his brave fleet
+ With silken streamers the young Phoebus fanning:
+ Play with your fancies, and in them behold
+ Upon the hempen tackle ship-boys climbing;
+ Hear the shrill whistle which doth order give
+ To sounds confused; behold the threaden sails,
+ Borne with the invisible and creeping wind,
+ Draw the huge bottoms through the furrow'd sea,
+ Breasting the lofty surge: O, do but think
+ You stand upon the ravage and behold
+ A city on the inconstant billows dancing;
+ For so appears this fleet majestical,
+ Holding due course to Harfleur. Follow, follow:
+ Grapple your minds to sternage of this navy,
+ And leave your England, as dead midnight still,
+ Guarded with grandsires, babies and old women,
+ Either past or not arrived to pith and puissance;
+ For who is he, whose chin is but enrich'd
+ With one appearing hair, that will not follow
+ These cull'd and choice-drawn cavaliers to France?
+ Work, work your thoughts, and therein see a siege;
+ Behold the ordnance on their carriages,
+ With fatal mouths gaping on girded Harfleur.
+ Suppose the ambassador from the French comes back;
+ Tells Harry that the king doth offer him
+ Katharine his daughter, and with her, to dowry,
+ Some petty and unprofitable dukedoms.
+ The offer likes not: and the nimble gunner
+ With linstock now the devilish cannon touches,
+
+ [Alarum, and chambers go off]
+
+ And down goes all before them. Still be kind,
+ And eke out our performance with your mind.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I France. Before Harfleur.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Enter KING HENRY, EXETER, BEDFORD,
+ GLOUCESTER, and Soldiers, with scaling-ladders]
+
+KING HENRY V Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
+ Or close the wall up with our English dead.
+ In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
+ As modest stillness and humility:
+ But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
+ Then imitate the action of the tiger;
+ Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
+ Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
+ Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
+ Let pry through the portage of the head
+ Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
+ As fearfully as doth a galled rock
+ O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
+ Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
+ Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
+ Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
+ To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
+ Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
+ Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
+ Have in these parts from morn till even fought
+ And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
+ Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
+ That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
+ Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
+ And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
+ Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
+ The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
+ That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
+ For there is none of you so mean and base,
+ That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
+ I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
+ Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
+ Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
+ Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'
+
+ [Exeunt. Alarum, and chambers go off]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same.
+
+
+ [Enter NYM, BARDOLPH, PISTOL, and Boy]
+
+BARDOLPH On, on, on, on, on! to the breach, to the breach!
+
+NYM Pray thee, corporal, stay: the knocks are too hot;
+ and, for mine own part, I have not a case of lives:
+ the humour of it is too hot, that is the very
+ plain-song of it.
+
+PISTOL The plain-song is most just: for humours do abound:
+ Knocks go and come; God's vassals drop and die;
+ And sword and shield,
+ In bloody field,
+ Doth win immortal fame.
+
+Boy Would I were in an alehouse in London! I would give
+ all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
+
+PISTOL And I:
+ If wishes would prevail with me,
+ My purpose should not fail with me,
+ But thither would I hie.
+
+Boy As duly, but not as truly,
+ As bird doth sing on bough.
+
+ [Enter FLUELLEN]
+
+FLUELLEN Up to the breach, you dogs! avaunt, you cullions!
+
+ [Driving them forward]
+
+PISTOL Be merciful, great duke, to men of mould.
+ Abate thy rage, abate thy manly rage,
+ Abate thy rage, great duke!
+ Good bawcock, bate thy rage; use lenity, sweet chuck!
+
+NYM These be good humours! your honour wins bad humours.
+
+ [Exeunt all but Boy]
+
+Boy As young as I am, I have observed these three
+ swashers. I am boy to them all three: but all they
+ three, though they would serve me, could not be man
+ to me; for indeed three such antics do not amount to
+ a man. For Bardolph, he is white-livered and
+ red-faced; by the means whereof a' faces it out, but
+ fights not. For Pistol, he hath a killing tongue
+ and a quiet sword; by the means whereof a' breaks
+ words, and keeps whole weapons. For Nym, he hath
+ heard that men of few words are the best men; and
+ therefore he scorns to say his prayers, lest a'
+ should be thought a coward: but his few bad words
+ are matched with as few good deeds; for a' never
+ broke any man's head but his own, and that was
+ against a post when he was drunk. They will steal
+ any thing, and call it purchase. Bardolph stole a
+ lute-case, bore it twelve leagues, and sold it for
+ three half pence. Nym and Bardolph are sworn
+ brothers in filching, and in Calais they stole a
+ fire-shovel: I knew by that piece of service the
+ men would carry coals. They would have me as
+ familiar with men's pockets as their gloves or their
+ handkerchers: which makes much against my manhood,
+ if I should take from another's pocket to put into
+ mine; for it is plain pocketing up of wrongs. I
+ must leave them, and seek some better service:
+ their villany goes against my weak stomach, and
+ therefore I must cast it up.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter FLUELLEN, GOWER following]
+
+GOWER Captain Fluellen, you must come presently to the
+ mines; the Duke of Gloucester would speak with you.
+
+FLUELLEN To the mines! tell you the duke, it is not so good
+ to come to the mines; for, look you, the mines is
+ not according to the disciplines of the war: the
+ concavities of it is not sufficient; for, look you,
+ the athversary, you may discuss unto the duke, look
+ you, is digt himself four yard under the
+ countermines: by Cheshu, I think a' will plough up
+ all, if there is not better directions.
+
+GOWER The Duke of Gloucester, to whom the order of the
+ siege is given, is altogether directed by an
+ Irishman, a very valiant gentleman, i' faith.
+
+FLUELLEN It is Captain Macmorris, is it not?
+
+GOWER I think it be.
+
+FLUELLEN By Cheshu, he is an ass, as in the world: I will
+ verify as much in his beard: be has no more
+ directions in the true disciplines of the wars, look
+ you, of the Roman disciplines, than is a puppy-dog.
+
+ [Enter MACMORRIS and Captain JAMY]
+
+GOWER Here a' comes; and the Scots captain, Captain Jamy, with him.
+
+FLUELLEN Captain Jamy is a marvellous falourous gentleman,
+ that is certain; and of great expedition and
+ knowledge in th' aunchient wars, upon my particular
+ knowledge of his directions: by Cheshu, he will
+ maintain his argument as well as any military man in
+ the world, in the disciplines of the pristine wars
+ of the Romans.
+
+JAMY I say gud-day, Captain Fluellen.
+
+FLUELLEN God-den to your worship, good Captain James.
+
+GOWER How now, Captain Macmorris! have you quit the
+ mines? have the pioneers given o'er?
+
+MACMORRIS By Chrish, la! tish ill done: the work ish give
+ over, the trompet sound the retreat. By my hand, I
+ swear, and my father's soul, the work ish ill done;
+ it ish give over: I would have blowed up the town, so
+ Chrish save me, la! in an hour: O, tish ill done,
+ tish ill done; by my hand, tish ill done!
+
+FLUELLEN Captain Macmorris, I beseech you now, will you
+ voutsafe me, look you, a few disputations with you,
+ as partly touching or concerning the disciplines of
+ the war, the Roman wars, in the way of argument,
+ look you, and friendly communication; partly to
+ satisfy my opinion, and partly for the satisfaction,
+ look you, of my mind, as touching the direction of
+ the military discipline; that is the point.
+
+JAMY It sall be vary gud, gud feith, gud captains bath:
+ and I sall quit you with gud leve, as I may pick
+ occasion; that sall I, marry.
+
+MACMORRIS It is no time to discourse, so Chrish save me: the
+ day is hot, and the weather, and the wars, and the
+ king, and the dukes: it is no time to discourse. The
+ town is beseeched, and the trumpet call us to the
+ breach; and we talk, and, be Chrish, do nothing:
+ 'tis shame for us all: so God sa' me, 'tis shame to
+ stand still; it is shame, by my hand: and there is
+ throats to be cut, and works to be done; and there
+ ish nothing done, so Chrish sa' me, la!
+
+JAMY By the mess, ere theise eyes of mine take themselves
+ to slomber, ay'll de gud service, or ay'll lig i'
+ the grund for it; ay, or go to death; and ay'll pay
+ 't as valourously as I may, that sall I suerly do,
+ that is the breff and the long. Marry, I wad full
+ fain hear some question 'tween you tway.
+
+FLUELLEN Captain Macmorris, I think, look you, under your
+ correction, there is not many of your nation--
+
+MACMORRIS Of my nation! What ish my nation? Ish a villain,
+ and a bastard, and a knave, and a rascal. What ish
+ my nation? Who talks of my nation?
+
+FLUELLEN Look you, if you take the matter otherwise than is
+ meant, Captain Macmorris, peradventure I shall think
+ you do not use me with that affability as in
+ discretion you ought to use me, look you: being as
+ good a man as yourself, both in the disciplines of
+ war, and in the derivation of my birth, and in
+ other particularities.
+
+MACMORRIS I do not know you so good a man as myself: so
+ Chrish save me, I will cut off your head.
+
+GOWER Gentlemen both, you will mistake each other.
+
+JAMY A! that's a foul fault.
+
+ [A parley sounded]
+
+GOWER The town sounds a parley.
+
+FLUELLEN Captain Macmorris, when there is more better
+ opportunity to be required, look you, I will be so
+ bold as to tell you I know the disciplines of war;
+ and there is an end.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. Before the gates.
+
+
+ [The Governor and some Citizens on the walls; the
+ English forces below. Enter KING HENRY and his train]
+
+KING HENRY V How yet resolves the governor of the town?
+ This is the latest parle we will admit;
+ Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves;
+ Or like to men proud of destruction
+ Defy us to our worst: for, as I am a soldier,
+ A name that in my thoughts becomes me best,
+ If I begin the battery once again,
+ I will not leave the half-achieved Harfleur
+ Till in her ashes she lie buried.
+ The gates of mercy shall be all shut up,
+ And the flesh'd soldier, rough and hard of heart,
+ In liberty of bloody hand shall range
+ With conscience wide as hell, mowing like grass
+ Your fresh-fair virgins and your flowering infants.
+ What is it then to me, if impious war,
+ Array'd in flames like to the prince of fiends,
+ Do, with his smirch'd complexion, all fell feats
+ Enlink'd to waste and desolation?
+ What is't to me, when you yourselves are cause,
+ If your pure maidens fall into the hand
+ Of hot and forcing violation?
+ What rein can hold licentious wickedness
+ When down the hill he holds his fierce career?
+ We may as bootless spend our vain command
+ Upon the enraged soldiers in their spoil
+ As send precepts to the leviathan
+ To come ashore. Therefore, you men of Harfleur,
+ Take pity of your town and of your people,
+ Whiles yet my soldiers are in my command;
+ Whiles yet the cool and temperate wind of grace
+ O'erblows the filthy and contagious clouds
+ Of heady murder, spoil and villany.
+ If not, why, in a moment look to see
+ The blind and bloody soldier with foul hand
+ Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters;
+ Your fathers taken by the silver beards,
+ And their most reverend heads dash'd to the walls,
+ Your naked infants spitted upon pikes,
+ Whiles the mad mothers with their howls confused
+ Do break the clouds, as did the wives of Jewry
+ At Herod's bloody-hunting slaughtermen.
+ What say you? will you yield, and this avoid,
+ Or, guilty in defence, be thus destroy'd?
+
+GOVERNOR Our expectation hath this day an end:
+ The Dauphin, whom of succors we entreated,
+ Returns us that his powers are yet not ready
+ To raise so great a siege. Therefore, great king,
+ We yield our town and lives to thy soft mercy.
+ Enter our gates; dispose of us and ours;
+ For we no longer are defensible.
+
+KING HENRY V Open your gates. Come, uncle Exeter,
+ Go you and enter Harfleur; there remain,
+ And fortify it strongly 'gainst the French:
+ Use mercy to them all. For us, dear uncle,
+ The winter coming on and sickness growing
+ Upon our soldiers, we will retire to Calais.
+ To-night in Harfleur we will be your guest;
+ To-morrow for the march are we addrest.
+
+ [Flourish. The King and his train enter the town]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The FRENCH KING's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter KATHARINE and ALICE]
+
+KATHARINE Alice, tu as ete en Angleterre, et tu parles bien le langage.
+
+ALICE Un peu, madame.
+
+KATHARINE Je te prie, m'enseignez: il faut que j'apprenne a
+ parler. Comment appelez-vous la main en Anglois?
+
+ALICE La main? elle est appelee de hand.
+
+KATHARINE De hand. Et les doigts?
+
+ALICE Les doigts? ma foi, j'oublie les doigts; mais je me
+ souviendrai. Les doigts? je pense qu'ils sont
+ appeles de fingres; oui, de fingres.
+
+KATHARINE La main, de hand; les doigts, de fingres. Je pense
+ que je suis le bon ecolier; j'ai gagne deux mots
+ d'Anglois vitement. Comment appelez-vous les ongles?
+
+ALICE Les ongles? nous les appelons de nails.
+
+KATHARINE De nails. Ecoutez; dites-moi, si je parle bien: de
+ hand, de fingres, et de nails.
+
+ALICE C'est bien dit, madame; il est fort bon Anglois.
+
+KATHARINE Dites-moi l'Anglois pour le bras.
+
+ALICE De arm, madame.
+
+KATHARINE Et le coude?
+
+ALICE De elbow.
+
+KATHARINE De elbow. Je m'en fais la repetition de tous les
+ mots que vous m'avez appris des a present.
+
+ALICE Il est trop difficile, madame, comme je pense.
+
+KATHARINE Excusez-moi, Alice; ecoutez: de hand, de fingres,
+ de nails, de arma, de bilbow.
+
+ALICE De elbow, madame.
+
+KATHARINE O Seigneur Dieu, je m'en oublie! de elbow. Comment
+ appelez-vous le col?
+
+ALICE De neck, madame.
+
+KATHARINE De nick. Et le menton?
+
+ALICE De chin.
+
+KATHARINE De sin. Le col, de nick; de menton, de sin.
+
+ALICE Oui. Sauf votre honneur, en verite, vous prononcez
+ les mots aussi droit que les natifs d'Angleterre.
+
+KATHARINE Je ne doute point d'apprendre, par la grace de Dieu,
+ et en peu de temps.
+
+ALICE N'avez vous pas deja oublie ce que je vous ai enseigne?
+
+KATHARINE Non, je reciterai a vous promptement: de hand, de
+ fingres, de mails--
+
+ALICE De nails, madame.
+
+KATHARINE De nails, de arm, de ilbow.
+
+ALICE Sauf votre honneur, de elbow.
+
+KATHARINE Ainsi dis-je; de elbow, de nick, et de sin. Comment
+ appelez-vous le pied et la robe?
+
+ALICE De foot, madame; et de coun.
+
+KATHARINE De foot et de coun! O Seigneur Dieu! ce sont mots
+ de son mauvais, corruptible, gros, et impudique, et
+ non pour les dames d'honneur d'user: je ne voudrais
+ prononcer ces mots devant les seigneurs de France
+ pour tout le monde. Foh! le foot et le coun!
+ Neanmoins, je reciterai une autre fois ma lecon
+ ensemble: de hand, de fingres, de nails, de arm, de
+ elbow, de nick, de sin, de foot, de coun.
+
+ALICE Excellent, madame!
+
+KATHARINE C'est assez pour une fois: allons-nous a diner.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V The same.
+
+
+ [Enter the KING OF FRANCE, the DAUPHIN, the DUKE oF
+ BOURBON, the Constable Of France, and others]
+
+KING OF FRANCE 'Tis certain he hath pass'd the river Somme.
+
+Constable And if he be not fought withal, my lord,
+ Let us not live in France; let us quit all
+ And give our vineyards to a barbarous people.
+
+DAUPHIN O Dieu vivant! shall a few sprays of us,
+ The emptying of our fathers' luxury,
+ Our scions, put in wild and savage stock,
+ Spirt up so suddenly into the clouds,
+ And overlook their grafters?
+
+BOURBON Normans, but bastard Normans, Norman bastards!
+ Mort de ma vie! if they march along
+ Unfought withal, but I will sell my dukedom,
+ To buy a slobbery and a dirty farm
+ In that nook-shotten isle of Albion.
+
+Constable Dieu de batailles! where have they this mettle?
+ Is not their climate foggy, raw and dull,
+ On whom, as in despite, the sun looks pale,
+ Killing their fruit with frowns? Can sodden water,
+ A drench for sur-rein'd jades, their barley-broth,
+ Decoct their cold blood to such valiant heat?
+ And shall our quick blood, spirited with wine,
+ Seem frosty? O, for honour of our land,
+ Let us not hang like roping icicles
+ Upon our houses' thatch, whiles a more frosty people
+ Sweat drops of gallant youth in our rich fields!
+ Poor we may call them in their native lords.
+
+DAUPHIN By faith and honour,
+ Our madams mock at us, and plainly say
+ Our mettle is bred out and they will give
+ Their bodies to the lust of English youth
+ To new-store France with bastard warriors.
+
+BOURBON They bid us to the English dancing-schools,
+ And teach lavoltas high and swift corantos;
+ Saying our grace is only in our heels,
+ And that we are most lofty runaways.
+
+KING OF FRANCE Where is Montjoy the herald? speed him hence:
+ Let him greet England with our sharp defiance.
+ Up, princes! and, with spirit of honour edged
+ More sharper than your swords, hie to the field:
+ Charles Delabreth, high constable of France;
+ You Dukes of Orleans, Bourbon, and of Berri,
+ Alencon, Brabant, Bar, and Burgundy;
+ Jaques Chatillon, Rambures, Vaudemont,
+ Beaumont, Grandpre, Roussi, and Fauconberg,
+ Foix, Lestrale, Bouciqualt, and Charolois;
+ High dukes, great princes, barons, lords and knights,
+ For your great seats now quit you of great shames.
+ Bar Harry England, that sweeps through our land
+ With pennons painted in the blood of Harfleur:
+ Rush on his host, as doth the melted snow
+ Upon the valleys, whose low vassal seat
+ The Alps doth spit and void his rheum upon:
+ Go down upon him, you have power enough,
+ And in a captive chariot into Rouen
+ Bring him our prisoner.
+
+Constable This becomes the great.
+ Sorry am I his numbers are so few,
+ His soldiers sick and famish'd in their march,
+ For I am sure, when he shall see our army,
+ He'll drop his heart into the sink of fear
+ And for achievement offer us his ransom.
+
+KING OF FRANCE Therefore, lord constable, haste on Montjoy.
+ And let him say to England that we send
+ To know what willing ransom he will give.
+ Prince Dauphin, you shall stay with us in Rouen.
+
+DAUPHIN Not so, I do beseech your majesty.
+
+KING OF FRANCE Be patient, for you shall remain with us.
+ Now forth, lord constable and princes all,
+ And quickly bring us word of England's fall.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VI The English camp in Picardy.
+
+
+ [Enter GOWER and FLUELLEN, meeting]
+
+GOWER How now, Captain Fluellen! come you from the bridge?
+
+FLUELLEN I assure you, there is very excellent services
+ committed at the bridge.
+
+GOWER Is the Duke of Exeter safe?
+
+FLUELLEN The Duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as Agamemnon;
+ and a man that I love and honour with my soul, and my
+ heart, and my duty, and my life, and my living, and
+ my uttermost power: he is not-God be praised and
+ blessed!--any hurt in the world; but keeps the
+ bridge most valiantly, with excellent discipline.
+ There is an aunchient lieutenant there at the
+ pridge, I think in my very conscience he is as
+ valiant a man as Mark Antony; and he is a man of no
+ estimation in the world; but did see him do as
+ gallant service.
+
+GOWER What do you call him?
+
+FLUELLEN He is called Aunchient Pistol.
+
+GOWER I know him not.
+
+ [Enter PISTOL]
+
+FLUELLEN Here is the man.
+
+PISTOL Captain, I thee beseech to do me favours:
+ The Duke of Exeter doth love thee well.
+
+FLUELLEN Ay, I praise God; and I have merited some love at
+ his hands.
+
+PISTOL Bardolph, a soldier, firm and sound of heart,
+ And of buxom valour, hath, by cruel fate,
+ And giddy Fortune's furious fickle wheel,
+ That goddess blind,
+ That stands upon the rolling restless stone--
+
+FLUELLEN By your patience, Aunchient Pistol. Fortune is
+ painted blind, with a muffler afore her eyes, to
+ signify to you that Fortune is blind; and she is
+ painted also with a wheel, to signify to you, which
+ is the moral of it, that she is turning, and
+ inconstant, and mutability, and variation: and her
+ foot, look you, is fixed upon a spherical stone,
+ which rolls, and rolls, and rolls: in good truth,
+ the poet makes a most excellent description of it:
+ Fortune is an excellent moral.
+
+PISTOL Fortune is Bardolph's foe, and frowns on him;
+ For he hath stolen a pax, and hanged must a' be:
+ A damned death!
+ Let gallows gape for dog; let man go free
+ And let not hemp his wind-pipe suffocate:
+ But Exeter hath given the doom of death
+ For pax of little price.
+ Therefore, go speak: the duke will hear thy voice:
+ And let not Bardolph's vital thread be cut
+ With edge of penny cord and vile reproach:
+ Speak, captain, for his life, and I will thee requite.
+
+FLUELLEN Aunchient Pistol, I do partly understand your meaning.
+
+PISTOL Why then, rejoice therefore.
+
+FLUELLEN Certainly, aunchient, it is not a thing to rejoice
+ at: for if, look you, he were my brother, I would
+ desire the duke to use his good pleasure, and put
+ him to execution; for discipline ought to be used.
+
+PISTOL Die and be damn'd! and figo for thy friendship!
+
+FLUELLEN It is well.
+
+PISTOL The fig of Spain!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FLUELLEN Very good.
+
+GOWER Why, this is an arrant counterfeit rascal; I
+ remember him now; a bawd, a cutpurse.
+
+FLUELLEN I'll assure you, a' uttered as brave words at the
+ bridge as you shall see in a summer's day. But it
+ is very well; what he has spoke to me, that is well,
+ I warrant you, when time is serve.
+
+GOWER Why, 'tis a gull, a fool, a rogue, that now and then
+ goes to the wars, to grace himself at his return
+ into London under the form of a soldier. And such
+ fellows are perfect in the great commanders' names:
+ and they will learn you by rote where services were
+ done; at such and such a sconce, at such a breach,
+ at such a convoy; who came off bravely, who was
+ shot, who disgraced, what terms the enemy stood on;
+ and this they con perfectly in the phrase of war,
+ which they trick up with new-tuned oaths: and what
+ a beard of the general's cut and a horrid suit of
+ the camp will do among foaming bottles and
+ ale-washed wits, is wonderful to be thought on. But
+ you must learn to know such slanders of the age, or
+ else you may be marvellously mistook.
+
+FLUELLEN I tell you what, Captain Gower; I do perceive he is
+ not the man that he would gladly make show to the
+ world he is: if I find a hole in his coat, I will
+ tell him my mind.
+
+ [Drum heard]
+
+ Hark you, the king is coming, and I must speak with
+ him from the pridge.
+
+ [Drum and colours. Enter KING HENRY, GLOUCESTER, and Soldiers]
+
+ God pless your majesty!
+
+KING HENRY V How now, Fluellen! camest thou from the bridge?
+
+FLUELLEN Ay, so please your majesty. The Duke of Exeter has
+ very gallantly maintained the pridge: the French is
+ gone off, look you; and there is gallant and most
+ prave passages; marry, th' athversary was have
+ possession of the pridge; but he is enforced to
+ retire, and the Duke of Exeter is master of the
+ pridge: I can tell your majesty, the duke is a
+ prave man.
+
+KING HENRY V What men have you lost, Fluellen?
+
+FLUELLEN The perdition of th' athversary hath been very
+ great, reasonable great: marry, for my part, I
+ think the duke hath lost never a man, but one that
+ is like to be executed for robbing a church, one
+ Bardolph, if your majesty know the man: his face is
+ all bubukles, and whelks, and knobs, and flames o'
+ fire: and his lips blows at his nose, and it is like
+ a coal of fire, sometimes plue and sometimes red;
+ but his nose is executed and his fire's out.
+
+KING HENRY V We would have all such offenders so cut off: and we
+ give express charge, that in our marches through the
+ country, there be nothing compelled from the
+ villages, nothing taken but paid for, none of the
+ French upbraided or abused in disdainful language;
+ for when lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the
+ gentler gamester is the soonest winner.
+
+ [Tucket. Enter MONTJOY]
+
+MONTJOY You know me by my habit.
+
+KING HENRY V Well then I know thee: what shall I know of thee?
+
+MONTJOY My master's mind.
+
+KING HENRY V Unfold it.
+
+MONTJOY Thus says my king: Say thou to Harry of England:
+ Though we seemed dead, we did but sleep: advantage
+ is a better soldier than rashness. Tell him we
+ could have rebuked him at Harfleur, but that we
+ thought not good to bruise an injury till it were
+ full ripe: now we speak upon our cue, and our voice
+ is imperial: England shall repent his folly, see
+ his weakness, and admire our sufferance. Bid him
+ therefore consider of his ransom; which must
+ proportion the losses we have borne, the subjects we
+ have lost, the disgrace we have digested; which in
+ weight to re-answer, his pettiness would bow under.
+ For our losses, his exchequer is too poor; for the
+ effusion of our blood, the muster of his kingdom too
+ faint a number; and for our disgrace, his own
+ person, kneeling at our feet, but a weak and
+ worthless satisfaction. To this add defiance: and
+ tell him, for conclusion, he hath betrayed his
+ followers, whose condemnation is pronounced. So far
+ my king and master; so much my office.
+
+KING HENRY V What is thy name? I know thy quality.
+
+MONTJOY Montjoy.
+
+KING HENRY V Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee back.
+ And tell thy king I do not seek him now;
+ But could be willing to march on to Calais
+ Without impeachment: for, to say the sooth,
+ Though 'tis no wisdom to confess so much
+ Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,
+ My people are with sickness much enfeebled,
+ My numbers lessened, and those few I have
+ Almost no better than so many French;
+ Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald,
+ I thought upon one pair of English legs
+ Did march three Frenchmen. Yet, forgive me, God,
+ That I do brag thus! This your air of France
+ Hath blown that vice in me: I must repent.
+ Go therefore, tell thy master here I am;
+ My ransom is this frail and worthless trunk,
+ My army but a weak and sickly guard;
+ Yet, God before, tell him we will come on,
+ Though France himself and such another neighbour
+ Stand in our way. There's for thy labour, Montjoy.
+ Go bid thy master well advise himself:
+ If we may pass, we will; if we be hinder'd,
+ We shall your tawny ground with your red blood
+ Discolour: and so Montjoy, fare you well.
+ The sum of all our answer is but this:
+ We would not seek a battle, as we are;
+ Nor, as we are, we say we will not shun it:
+ So tell your master.
+
+MONTJOY I shall deliver so. Thanks to your highness.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+GLOUCESTER I hope they will not come upon us now.
+
+KING HENRY V We are in God's hand, brother, not in theirs.
+ March to the bridge; it now draws toward night:
+ Beyond the river we'll encamp ourselves,
+ And on to-morrow, bid them march away.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VII The French camp, near Agincourt:
+
+
+ [Enter the Constable of France, the LORD RAMBURES,
+ ORLEANS, DAUPHIN, with others]
+
+Constable Tut! I have the best armour of the world. Would it were day!
+
+ORLEANS You have an excellent armour; but let my horse have his due.
+
+Constable It is the best horse of Europe.
+
+ORLEANS Will it never be morning?
+
+DAUPHIN My lord of Orleans, and my lord high constable, you
+ talk of horse and armour?
+
+ORLEANS You are as well provided of both as any prince in the world.
+
+DAUPHIN What a long night is this! I will not change my
+ horse with any that treads but on four pasterns.
+ Ca, ha! he bounds from the earth, as if his
+ entrails were hairs; le cheval volant, the Pegasus,
+ chez les narines de feu! When I bestride him, I
+ soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth
+ sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his
+ hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes.
+
+ORLEANS He's of the colour of the nutmeg.
+
+DAUPHIN And of the heat of the ginger. It is a beast for
+ Perseus: he is pure air and fire; and the dull
+ elements of earth and water never appear in him, but
+ only in Patient stillness while his rider mounts
+ him: he is indeed a horse; and all other jades you
+ may call beasts.
+
+Constable Indeed, my lord, it is a most absolute and excellent horse.
+
+DAUPHIN It is the prince of palfreys; his neigh is like the
+ bidding of a monarch and his countenance enforces homage.
+
+ORLEANS No more, cousin.
+
+DAUPHIN Nay, the man hath no wit that cannot, from the
+ rising of the lark to the lodging of the lamb, vary
+ deserved praise on my palfrey: it is a theme as
+ fluent as the sea: turn the sands into eloquent
+ tongues, and my horse is argument for them all:
+ 'tis a subject for a sovereign to reason on, and for
+ a sovereign's sovereign to ride on; and for the
+ world, familiar to us and unknown to lay apart
+ their particular functions and wonder at him. I
+ once writ a sonnet in his praise and began thus:
+ 'Wonder of nature,'--
+
+ORLEANS I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress.
+
+DAUPHIN Then did they imitate that which I composed to my
+ courser, for my horse is my mistress.
+
+ORLEANS Your mistress bears well.
+
+DAUPHIN Me well; which is the prescript praise and
+ perfection of a good and particular mistress.
+
+Constable Nay, for methought yesterday your mistress shrewdly
+ shook your back.
+
+DAUPHIN So perhaps did yours.
+
+Constable Mine was not bridled.
+
+DAUPHIN O then belike she was old and gentle; and you rode,
+ like a kern of Ireland, your French hose off, and in
+ your straight strossers.
+
+Constable You have good judgment in horsemanship.
+
+DAUPHIN Be warned by me, then: they that ride so and ride
+ not warily, fall into foul bogs. I had rather have
+ my horse to my mistress.
+
+Constable I had as lief have my mistress a jade.
+
+DAUPHIN I tell thee, constable, my mistress wears his own hair.
+
+Constable I could make as true a boast as that, if I had a sow
+ to my mistress.
+
+DAUPHIN 'Le chien est retourne a son propre vomissement, et
+ la truie lavee au bourbier;' thou makest use of any thing.
+
+Constable Yet do I not use my horse for my mistress, or any
+ such proverb so little kin to the purpose.
+
+RAMBURES My lord constable, the armour that I saw in your tent
+ to-night, are those stars or suns upon it?
+
+Constable Stars, my lord.
+
+DAUPHIN Some of them will fall to-morrow, I hope.
+
+Constable And yet my sky shall not want.
+
+DAUPHIN That may be, for you bear a many superfluously, and
+ 'twere more honour some were away.
+
+Constable Even as your horse bears your praises; who would
+ trot as well, were some of your brags dismounted.
+
+DAUPHIN Would I were able to load him with his desert! Will
+ it never be day? I will trot to-morrow a mile, and
+ my way shall be paved with English faces.
+
+Constable I will not say so, for fear I should be faced out of
+ my way: but I would it were morning; for I would
+ fain be about the ears of the English.
+
+RAMBURES Who will go to hazard with me for twenty prisoners?
+
+Constable You must first go yourself to hazard, ere you have them.
+
+DAUPHIN 'Tis midnight; I'll go arm myself.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ORLEANS The Dauphin longs for morning.
+
+RAMBURES He longs to eat the English.
+
+Constable I think he will eat all he kills.
+
+ORLEANS By the white hand of my lady, he's a gallant prince.
+
+Constable Swear by her foot, that she may tread out the oath.
+
+ORLEANS He is simply the most active gentleman of France.
+
+Constable Doing is activity; and he will still be doing.
+
+ORLEANS He never did harm, that I heard of.
+
+Constable Nor will do none to-morrow: he will keep that good name still.
+
+ORLEANS I know him to be valiant.
+
+Constable I was told that by one that knows him better than
+ you.
+
+ORLEANS What's he?
+
+Constable Marry, he told me so himself; and he said he cared
+ not who knew it
+
+ORLEANS He needs not; it is no hidden virtue in him.
+
+Constable By my faith, sir, but it is; never any body saw it
+ but his lackey: 'tis a hooded valour; and when it
+ appears, it will bate.
+
+ORLEANS Ill will never said well.
+
+Constable I will cap that proverb with 'There is flattery in friendship.'
+
+ORLEANS And I will take up that with 'Give the devil his due.'
+
+Constable Well placed: there stands your friend for the
+ devil: have at the very eye of that proverb with 'A
+ pox of the devil.'
+
+ORLEANS You are the better at proverbs, by how much 'A
+ fool's bolt is soon shot.'
+
+Constable You have shot over.
+
+ORLEANS 'Tis not the first time you were overshot.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger My lord high constable, the English lie within
+ fifteen hundred paces of your tents.
+
+Constable Who hath measured the ground?
+
+Messenger The Lord Grandpre.
+
+Constable A valiant and most expert gentleman. Would it were
+ day! Alas, poor Harry of England! he longs not for
+ the dawning as we do.
+
+ORLEANS What a wretched and peevish fellow is this king of
+ England, to mope with his fat-brained followers so
+ far out of his knowledge!
+
+Constable If the English had any apprehension, they would run away.
+
+ORLEANS That they lack; for if their heads had any
+ intellectual armour, they could never wear such heavy
+ head-pieces.
+
+RAMBURES That island of England breeds very valiant
+ creatures; their mastiffs are of unmatchable courage.
+
+ORLEANS Foolish curs, that run winking into the mouth of a
+ Russian bear and have their heads crushed like
+ rotten apples! You may as well say, that's a
+ valiant flea that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion.
+
+Constable Just, just; and the men do sympathize with the
+ mastiffs in robustious and rough coming on, leaving
+ their wits with their wives: and then give them
+ great meals of beef and iron and steel, they will
+ eat like wolves and fight like devils.
+
+ORLEANS Ay, but these English are shrewdly out of beef.
+
+Constable Then shall we find to-morrow they have only stomachs
+ to eat and none to fight. Now is it time to arm:
+ come, shall we about it?
+
+ORLEANS It is now two o'clock: but, let me see, by ten
+ We shall have each a hundred Englishmen.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+ PROLOGUE.
+
+
+ [Enter Chorus]
+
+Chorus Now entertain conjecture of a time
+ When creeping murmur and the poring dark
+ Fills the wide vessel of the universe.
+ From camp to camp through the foul womb of night
+ The hum of either army stilly sounds,
+ That the fixed sentinels almost receive
+ The secret whispers of each other's watch:
+ Fire answers fire, and through their paly flames
+ Each battle sees the other's umber'd face;
+ Steed threatens steed, in high and boastful neighs
+ Piercing the night's dull ear, and from the tents
+ The armourers, accomplishing the knights,
+ With busy hammers closing rivets up,
+ Give dreadful note of preparation:
+ The country cocks do crow, the clocks do toll,
+ And the third hour of drowsy morning name.
+ Proud of their numbers and secure in soul,
+ The confident and over-lusty French
+ Do the low-rated English play at dice;
+ And chide the cripple tardy-gaited night
+ Who, like a foul and ugly witch, doth limp
+ So tediously away. The poor condemned English,
+ Like sacrifices, by their watchful fires
+ Sit patiently and inly ruminate
+ The morning's danger, and their gesture sad
+ Investing lank-lean; cheeks and war-worn coats
+ Presenteth them unto the gazing moon
+ So many horrid ghosts. O now, who will behold
+ The royal captain of this ruin'd band
+ Walking from watch to watch, from tent to tent,
+ Let him cry 'Praise and glory on his head!'
+ For forth he goes and visits all his host.
+ Bids them good morrow with a modest smile
+ And calls them brothers, friends and countrymen.
+ Upon his royal face there is no note
+ How dread an army hath enrounded him;
+ Nor doth he dedicate one jot of colour
+ Unto the weary and all-watched night,
+ But freshly looks and over-bears attaint
+ With cheerful semblance and sweet majesty;
+ That every wretch, pining and pale before,
+ Beholding him, plucks comfort from his looks:
+ A largess universal like the sun
+ His liberal eye doth give to every one,
+ Thawing cold fear, that mean and gentle all,
+ Behold, as may unworthiness define,
+ A little touch of Harry in the night.
+ And so our scene must to the battle fly;
+ Where--O for pity!--we shall much disgrace
+ With four or five most vile and ragged foils,
+ Right ill-disposed in brawl ridiculous,
+ The name of Agincourt. Yet sit and see,
+ Minding true things by what their mockeries be.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I The English camp at Agincourt.
+
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY, BEDFORD, and GLOUCESTER]
+
+KING HENRY V Gloucester, 'tis true that we are in great danger;
+ The greater therefore should our courage be.
+ Good morrow, brother Bedford. God Almighty!
+ There is some soul of goodness in things evil,
+ Would men observingly distil it out.
+ For our bad neighbour makes us early stirrers,
+ Which is both healthful and good husbandry:
+ Besides, they are our outward consciences,
+ And preachers to us all, admonishing
+ That we should dress us fairly for our end.
+ Thus may we gather honey from the weed,
+ And make a moral of the devil himself.
+
+ [Enter ERPINGHAM]
+
+ Good morrow, old Sir Thomas Erpingham:
+ A good soft pillow for that good white head
+ Were better than a churlish turf of France.
+
+ERPINGHAM Not so, my liege: this lodging likes me better,
+ Since I may say 'Now lie I like a king.'
+
+KING HENRY V 'Tis good for men to love their present pains
+ Upon example; so the spirit is eased:
+ And when the mind is quicken'd, out of doubt,
+ The organs, though defunct and dead before,
+ Break up their drowsy grave and newly move,
+ With casted slough and fresh legerity.
+ Lend me thy cloak, Sir Thomas. Brothers both,
+ Commend me to the princes in our camp;
+ Do my good morrow to them, and anon
+ Desire them an to my pavilion.
+
+GLOUCESTER We shall, my liege.
+
+ERPINGHAM Shall I attend your grace?
+
+KING HENRY V No, my good knight;
+ Go with my brothers to my lords of England:
+ I and my bosom must debate awhile,
+ And then I would no other company.
+
+ERPINGHAM The Lord in heaven bless thee, noble Harry!
+
+ [Exeunt all but KING HENRY]
+
+KING HENRY V God-a-mercy, old heart! thou speak'st cheerfully.
+
+ [Enter PISTOL]
+
+PISTOL Qui va la?
+
+KING HENRY V A friend.
+
+PISTOL Discuss unto me; art thou officer?
+ Or art thou base, common and popular?
+
+KING HENRY V I am a gentleman of a company.
+
+PISTOL Trail'st thou the puissant pike?
+
+KING HENRY V Even so. What are you?
+
+PISTOL As good a gentleman as the emperor.
+
+KING HENRY V Then you are a better than the king.
+
+PISTOL The king's a bawcock, and a heart of gold,
+ A lad of life, an imp of fame;
+ Of parents good, of fist most valiant.
+ I kiss his dirty shoe, and from heart-string
+ I love the lovely bully. What is thy name?
+
+KING HENRY V Harry le Roy.
+
+PISTOL Le Roy! a Cornish name: art thou of Cornish crew?
+
+KING HENRY V No, I am a Welshman.
+
+PISTOL Know'st thou Fluellen?
+
+KING HENRY V Yes.
+
+PISTOL Tell him, I'll knock his leek about his pate
+ Upon Saint Davy's day.
+
+KING HENRY V Do not you wear your dagger in your cap that day,
+ lest he knock that about yours.
+
+PISTOL Art thou his friend?
+
+KING HENRY V And his kinsman too.
+
+PISTOL The figo for thee, then!
+
+KING HENRY V I thank you: God be with you!
+
+PISTOL My name is Pistol call'd.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING HENRY V It sorts well with your fierceness.
+
+ [Enter FLUELLEN and GOWER]
+
+GOWER Captain Fluellen!
+
+FLUELLEN So! in the name of Jesu Christ, speak lower. It is
+ the greatest admiration of the universal world, when
+ the true and aunchient prerogatifes and laws of the
+ wars is not kept: if you would take the pains but to
+ examine the wars of Pompey the Great, you shall
+ find, I warrant you, that there is no tiddle toddle
+ nor pibble pabble in Pompey's camp; I warrant you,
+ you shall find the ceremonies of the wars, and the
+ cares of it, and the forms of it, and the sobriety
+ of it, and the modesty of it, to be otherwise.
+
+GOWER Why, the enemy is loud; you hear him all night.
+
+FLUELLEN If the enemy is an ass and a fool and a prating
+ coxcomb, is it meet, think you, that we should also,
+ look you, be an ass and a fool and a prating
+ coxcomb? in your own conscience, now?
+
+GOWER I will speak lower.
+
+FLUELLEN I pray you and beseech you that you will.
+
+ [Exeunt GOWER and FLUELLEN]
+
+KING HENRY V Though it appear a little out of fashion,
+ There is much care and valour in this Welshman.
+
+ [Enter three soldiers, JOHN BATES, ALEXANDER COURT,
+ and MICHAEL WILLIAMS]
+
+COURT Brother John Bates, is not that the morning which
+ breaks yonder?
+
+BATES I think it be: but we have no great cause to desire
+ the approach of day.
+
+WILLIAMS We see yonder the beginning of the day, but I think
+ we shall never see the end of it. Who goes there?
+
+KING HENRY V A friend.
+
+WILLIAMS Under what captain serve you?
+
+KING HENRY V Under Sir Thomas Erpingham.
+
+WILLIAMS A good old commander and a most kind gentleman: I
+ pray you, what thinks he of our estate?
+
+KING HENRY V Even as men wrecked upon a sand, that look to be
+ washed off the next tide.
+
+BATES He hath not told his thought to the king?
+
+KING HENRY V No; nor it is not meet he should. For, though I
+ speak it to you, I think the king is but a man, as I
+ am: the violet smells to him as it doth to me: the
+ element shows to him as it doth to me; all his
+ senses have but human conditions: his ceremonies
+ laid by, in his nakedness he appears but a man; and
+ though his affections are higher mounted than ours,
+ yet, when they stoop, they stoop with the like
+ wing. Therefore when he sees reason of fears, as we
+ do, his fears, out of doubt, be of the same relish
+ as ours are: yet, in reason, no man should possess
+ him with any appearance of fear, lest he, by showing
+ it, should dishearten his army.
+
+BATES He may show what outward courage he will; but I
+ believe, as cold a night as 'tis, he could wish
+ himself in Thames up to the neck; and so I would he
+ were, and I by him, at all adventures, so we were quit here.
+
+KING HENRY V By my troth, I will speak my conscience of the king:
+ I think he would not wish himself any where but
+ where he is.
+
+BATES Then I would he were here alone; so should he be
+ sure to be ransomed, and a many poor men's lives saved.
+
+KING HENRY V I dare say you love him not so ill, to wish him here
+ alone, howsoever you speak this to feel other men's
+ minds: methinks I could not die any where so
+ contented as in the king's company; his cause being
+ just and his quarrel honourable.
+
+WILLIAMS That's more than we know.
+
+BATES Ay, or more than we should seek after; for we know
+ enough, if we know we are the kings subjects: if
+ his cause be wrong, our obedience to the king wipes
+ the crime of it out of us.
+
+WILLIAMS But if the cause be not good, the king himself hath
+ a heavy reckoning to make, when all those legs and
+ arms and heads, chopped off in battle, shall join
+ together at the latter day and cry all 'We died at
+ such a place;' some swearing, some crying for a
+ surgeon, some upon their wives left poor behind
+ them, some upon the debts they owe, some upon their
+ children rawly left. I am afeard there are few die
+ well that die in a battle; for how can they
+ charitably dispose of any thing, when blood is their
+ argument? Now, if these men do not die well, it
+ will be a black matter for the king that led them to
+ it; whom to disobey were against all proportion of
+ subjection.
+
+KING HENRY V So, if a son that is by his father sent about
+ merchandise do sinfully miscarry upon the sea, the
+ imputation of his wickedness by your rule, should be
+ imposed upon his father that sent him: or if a
+ servant, under his master's command transporting a
+ sum of money, be assailed by robbers and die in
+ many irreconciled iniquities, you may call the
+ business of the master the author of the servant's
+ damnation: but this is not so: the king is not
+ bound to answer the particular endings of his
+ soldiers, the father of his son, nor the master of
+ his servant; for they purpose not their death, when
+ they purpose their services. Besides, there is no
+ king, be his cause never so spotless, if it come to
+ the arbitrement of swords, can try it out with all
+ unspotted soldiers: some peradventure have on them
+ the guilt of premeditated and contrived murder;
+ some, of beguiling virgins with the broken seals of
+ perjury; some, making the wars their bulwark, that
+ have before gored the gentle bosom of peace with
+ pillage and robbery. Now, if these men have
+ defeated the law and outrun native punishment,
+ though they can outstrip men, they have no wings to
+ fly from God: war is his beadle, war is vengeance;
+ so that here men are punished for before-breach of
+ the king's laws in now the king's quarrel: where
+ they feared the death, they have borne life away;
+ and where they would be safe, they perish: then if
+ they die unprovided, no more is the king guilty of
+ their damnation than he was before guilty of those
+ impieties for the which they are now visited. Every
+ subject's duty is the king's; but every subject's
+ soul is his own. Therefore should every soldier in
+ the wars do as every sick man in his bed, wash every
+ mote out of his conscience: and dying so, death
+ is to him advantage; or not dying, the time was
+ blessedly lost wherein such preparation was gained:
+ and in him that escapes, it were not sin to think
+ that, making God so free an offer, He let him
+ outlive that day to see His greatness and to teach
+ others how they should prepare.
+
+WILLIAMS 'Tis certain, every man that dies ill, the ill upon
+ his own head, the king is not to answer it.
+
+BATES But I do not desire he should answer for me; and
+ yet I determine to fight lustily for him.
+
+KING HENRY V I myself heard the king say he would not be ransomed.
+
+WILLIAMS Ay, he said so, to make us fight cheerfully: but
+ when our throats are cut, he may be ransomed, and we
+ ne'er the wiser.
+
+KING HENRY V If I live to see it, I will never trust his word after.
+
+WILLIAMS You pay him then. That's a perilous shot out of an
+ elder-gun, that a poor and private displeasure can
+ do against a monarch! you may as well go about to
+ turn the sun to ice with fanning in his face with a
+ peacock's feather. You'll never trust his word
+ after! come, 'tis a foolish saying.
+
+KING HENRY V Your reproof is something too round: I should be
+ angry with you, if the time were convenient.
+
+WILLIAMS Let it be a quarrel between us, if you live.
+
+KING HENRY V I embrace it.
+
+WILLIAMS How shall I know thee again?
+
+KING HENRY V Give me any gage of thine, and I will wear it in my
+ bonnet: then, if ever thou darest acknowledge it, I
+ will make it my quarrel.
+
+WILLIAMS Here's my glove: give me another of thine.
+
+KING HENRY V There.
+
+WILLIAMS This will I also wear in my cap: if ever thou come
+ to me and say, after to-morrow, 'This is my glove,'
+ by this hand, I will take thee a box on the ear.
+
+KING HENRY V If ever I live to see it, I will challenge it.
+
+WILLIAMS Thou darest as well be hanged.
+
+KING HENRY V Well. I will do it, though I take thee in the
+ king's company.
+
+WILLIAMS Keep thy word: fare thee well.
+
+BATES Be friends, you English fools, be friends: we have
+ French quarrels enow, if you could tell how to reckon.
+
+KING HENRY V Indeed, the French may lay twenty French crowns to
+ one, they will beat us; for they bear them on their
+ shoulders: but it is no English treason to cut
+ French crowns, and to-morrow the king himself will
+ be a clipper.
+
+ [Exeunt soldiers]
+
+ Upon the king! let us our lives, our souls,
+ Our debts, our careful wives,
+ Our children and our sins lay on the king!
+ We must bear all. O hard condition,
+ Twin-born with greatness, subject to the breath
+ Of every fool, whose sense no more can feel
+ But his own wringing! What infinite heart's-ease
+ Must kings neglect, that private men enjoy!
+ And what have kings, that privates have not too,
+ Save ceremony, save general ceremony?
+ And what art thou, thou idle ceremony?
+ What kind of god art thou, that suffer'st more
+ Of mortal griefs than do thy worshippers?
+ What are thy rents? what are thy comings in?
+ O ceremony, show me but thy worth!
+ What is thy soul of adoration?
+ Art thou aught else but place, degree and form,
+ Creating awe and fear in other men?
+ Wherein thou art less happy being fear'd
+ Than they in fearing.
+ What drink'st thou oft, instead of homage sweet,
+ But poison'd flattery? O, be sick, great greatness,
+ And bid thy ceremony give thee cure!
+ Think'st thou the fiery fever will go out
+ With titles blown from adulation?
+ Will it give place to flexure and low bending?
+ Canst thou, when thou command'st the beggar's knee,
+ Command the health of it? No, thou proud dream,
+ That play'st so subtly with a king's repose;
+ I am a king that find thee, and I know
+ 'Tis not the balm, the sceptre and the ball,
+ The sword, the mace, the crown imperial,
+ The intertissued robe of gold and pearl,
+ The farced title running 'fore the king,
+ The throne he sits on, nor the tide of pomp
+ That beats upon the high shore of this world,
+ No, not all these, thrice-gorgeous ceremony,
+ Not all these, laid in bed majestical,
+ Can sleep so soundly as the wretched slave,
+ Who with a body fill'd and vacant mind
+ Gets him to rest, cramm'd with distressful bread;
+ Never sees horrid night, the child of hell,
+ But, like a lackey, from the rise to set
+ Sweats in the eye of Phoebus and all night
+ Sleeps in Elysium; next day after dawn,
+ Doth rise and help Hyperion to his horse,
+ And follows so the ever-running year,
+ With profitable labour, to his grave:
+ And, but for ceremony, such a wretch,
+ Winding up days with toil and nights with sleep,
+ Had the fore-hand and vantage of a king.
+ The slave, a member of the country's peace,
+ Enjoys it; but in gross brain little wots
+ What watch the king keeps to maintain the peace,
+ Whose hours the peasant best advantages.
+
+ [Enter ERPINGHAM]
+
+ERPINGHAM My lord, your nobles, jealous of your absence,
+ Seek through your camp to find you.
+
+KING HENRY V Good old knight,
+ Collect them all together at my tent:
+ I'll be before thee.
+
+ERPINGHAM I shall do't, my lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING HENRY V O God of battles! steel my soldiers' hearts;
+ Possess them not with fear; take from them now
+ The sense of reckoning, if the opposed numbers
+ Pluck their hearts from them. Not to-day, O Lord,
+ O, not to-day, think not upon the fault
+ My father made in compassing the crown!
+ I Richard's body have interred anew;
+ And on it have bestow'd more contrite tears
+ Than from it issued forced drops of blood:
+ Five hundred poor I have in yearly pay,
+ Who twice a-day their wither'd hands hold up
+ Toward heaven, to pardon blood; and I have built
+ Two chantries, where the sad and solemn priests
+ Sing still for Richard's soul. More will I do;
+ Though all that I can do is nothing worth,
+ Since that my penitence comes after all,
+ Imploring pardon.
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER]
+
+GLOUCESTER My liege!
+
+KING HENRY V My brother Gloucester's voice? Ay;
+ I know thy errand, I will go with thee:
+ The day, my friends and all things stay for me.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II The French camp.
+
+
+ [Enter the DAUPHIN, ORLEANS, RAMBURES, and others]
+
+ORLEANS The sun doth gild our armour; up, my lords!
+
+DAUPHIN Montez A cheval! My horse! varlet! laquais! ha!
+
+ORLEANS O brave spirit!
+
+DAUPHIN Via! les eaux et la terre.
+
+ORLEANS Rien puis? L'air et la feu.
+
+DAUPHIN Ciel, cousin Orleans.
+
+ [Enter Constable]
+
+ Now, my lord constable!
+
+Constable Hark, how our steeds for present service neigh!
+
+DAUPHIN Mount them, and make incision in their hides,
+ That their hot blood may spin in English eyes,
+ And dout them with superfluous courage, ha!
+
+RAMBURES What, will you have them weep our horses' blood?
+ How shall we, then, behold their natural tears?
+
+ [Enter Messenger]
+
+Messenger The English are embattled, you French peers.
+
+Constable To horse, you gallant princes! straight to horse!
+ Do but behold yon poor and starved band,
+ And your fair show shall suck away their souls,
+ Leaving them but the shales and husks of men.
+ There is not work enough for all our hands;
+ Scarce blood enough in all their sickly veins
+ To give each naked curtle-axe a stain,
+ That our French gallants shall to-day draw out,
+ And sheathe for lack of sport: let us but blow on them,
+ The vapour of our valour will o'erturn them.
+ 'Tis positive 'gainst all exceptions, lords,
+ That our superfluous lackeys and our peasants,
+ Who in unnecessary action swarm
+ About our squares of battle, were enow
+ To purge this field of such a hilding foe,
+ Though we upon this mountain's basis by
+ Took stand for idle speculation:
+ But that our honours must not. What's to say?
+ A very little little let us do.
+ And all is done. Then let the trumpets sound
+ The tucket sonance and the note to mount;
+ For our approach shall so much dare the field
+ That England shall couch down in fear and yield.
+
+ [Enter GRANDPRE]
+
+GRANDPRE Why do you stay so long, my lords of France?
+ Yon island carrions, desperate of their bones,
+ Ill-favouredly become the morning field:
+ Their ragged curtains poorly are let loose,
+ And our air shakes them passing scornfully:
+ Big Mars seems bankrupt in their beggar'd host
+ And faintly through a rusty beaver peeps:
+ The horsemen sit like fixed candlesticks,
+ With torch-staves in their hand; and their poor jades
+ Lob down their heads, dropping the hides and hips,
+ The gum down-roping from their pale-dead eyes
+ And in their pale dull mouths the gimmal bit
+ Lies foul with chew'd grass, still and motionless;
+ And their executors, the knavish crows,
+ Fly o'er them, all impatient for their hour.
+ Description cannot suit itself in words
+ To demonstrate the life of such a battle
+ In life so lifeless as it shows itself.
+
+Constable They have said their prayers, and they stay for death.
+
+DAUPHIN Shall we go send them dinners and fresh suits
+ And give their fasting horses provender,
+ And after fight with them?
+
+Constable I stay but for my guidon: to the field!
+ I will the banner from a trumpet take,
+ And use it for my haste. Come, come, away!
+ The sun is high, and we outwear the day.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III The English camp.
+
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, BEDFORD, EXETER, ERPINGHAM, with
+ all his host: SALISBURY and WESTMORELAND]
+
+GLOUCESTER Where is the king?
+
+BEDFORD The king himself is rode to view their battle.
+
+WESTMORELAND Of fighting men they have full three score thousand.
+
+EXETER There's five to one; besides, they all are fresh.
+
+SALISBURY God's arm strike with us! 'tis a fearful odds.
+ God be wi' you, princes all; I'll to my charge:
+ If we no more meet till we meet in heaven,
+ Then, joyfully, my noble Lord of Bedford,
+ My dear Lord Gloucester, and my good Lord Exeter,
+ And my kind kinsman, warriors all, adieu!
+
+BEDFORD Farewell, good Salisbury; and good luck go with thee!
+
+EXETER Farewell, kind lord; fight valiantly to-day:
+ And yet I do thee wrong to mind thee of it,
+ For thou art framed of the firm truth of valour.
+
+ [Exit SALISBURY]
+
+BEDFORD He is full of valour as of kindness;
+ Princely in both.
+
+ [Enter the KING]
+
+WESTMORELAND O that we now had here
+ But one ten thousand of those men in England
+ That do no work to-day!
+
+KING HENRY V What's he that wishes so?
+ My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin:
+ If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
+ To do our country loss; and if to live,
+ The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
+ God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
+ By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
+ Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
+ It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
+ Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
+ But if it be a sin to covet honour,
+ I am the most offending soul alive.
+ No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England:
+ God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
+ As one man more, methinks, would share from me
+ For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
+ Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
+ That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
+ Let him depart; his passport shall be made
+ And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
+ We would not die in that man's company
+ That fears his fellowship to die with us.
+ This day is called the feast of Crispian:
+ He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
+ Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
+ And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
+ He that shall live this day, and see old age,
+ Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
+ And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian:'
+ Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
+ And say 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day.'
+ Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
+ But he'll remember with advantages
+ What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
+ Familiar in his mouth as household words
+ Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter,
+ Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
+ Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
+ This story shall the good man teach his son;
+ And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
+ From this day to the ending of the world,
+ But we in it shall be remember'd;
+ We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
+ For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
+ Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
+ This day shall gentle his condition:
+ And gentlemen in England now a-bed
+ Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
+ And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
+ That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
+
+ [Re-enter SALISBURY]
+
+SALISBURY My sovereign lord, bestow yourself with speed:
+ The French are bravely in their battles set,
+ And will with all expedience charge on us.
+
+KING HENRY V All things are ready, if our minds be so.
+
+WESTMORELAND Perish the man whose mind is backward now!
+
+KING HENRY V Thou dost not wish more help from England, coz?
+
+WESTMORELAND God's will! my liege, would you and I alone,
+ Without more help, could fight this royal battle!
+
+KING HENRY V Why, now thou hast unwish'd five thousand men;
+ Which likes me better than to wish us one.
+ You know your places: God be with you all!
+
+ [Tucket. Enter MONTJOY]
+
+MONTJOY Once more I come to know of thee, King Harry,
+ If for thy ransom thou wilt now compound,
+ Before thy most assured overthrow:
+ For certainly thou art so near the gulf,
+ Thou needs must be englutted. Besides, in mercy,
+ The constable desires thee thou wilt mind
+ Thy followers of repentance; that their souls
+ May make a peaceful and a sweet retire
+ From off these fields, where, wretches, their poor bodies
+ Must lie and fester.
+
+KING HENRY V Who hath sent thee now?
+
+MONTJOY The Constable of France.
+
+KING HENRY V I pray thee, bear my former answer back:
+ Bid them achieve me and then sell my bones.
+ Good God! why should they mock poor fellows thus?
+ The man that once did sell the lion's skin
+ While the beast lived, was killed with hunting him.
+ A many of our bodies shall no doubt
+ Find native graves; upon the which, I trust,
+ Shall witness live in brass of this day's work:
+ And those that leave their valiant bones in France,
+ Dying like men, though buried in your dunghills,
+ They shall be famed; for there the sun shall greet them,
+ And draw their honours reeking up to heaven;
+ Leaving their earthly parts to choke your clime,
+ The smell whereof shall breed a plague in France.
+ Mark then abounding valour in our English,
+ That being dead, like to the bullet's grazing,
+ Break out into a second course of mischief,
+ Killing in relapse of mortality.
+ Let me speak proudly: tell the constable
+ We are but warriors for the working-day;
+ Our gayness and our gilt are all besmirch'd
+ With rainy marching in the painful field;
+ There's not a piece of feather in our host--
+ Good argument, I hope, we will not fly--
+ And time hath worn us into slovenry:
+ But, by the mass, our hearts are in the trim;
+ And my poor soldiers tell me, yet ere night
+ They'll be in fresher robes, or they will pluck
+ The gay new coats o'er the French soldiers' heads
+ And turn them out of service. If they do this,--
+ As, if God please, they shall,--my ransom then
+ Will soon be levied. Herald, save thou thy labour;
+ Come thou no more for ransom, gentle herald:
+ They shall have none, I swear, but these my joints;
+ Which if they have as I will leave 'em them,
+ Shall yield them little, tell the constable.
+
+MONTJOY I shall, King Harry. And so fare thee well:
+ Thou never shalt hear herald any more.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING HENRY V I fear thou'lt once more come again for ransom.
+
+ [Enter YORK]
+
+YORK My lord, most humbly on my knee I beg
+ The leading of the vaward.
+
+KING HENRY V Take it, brave York. Now, soldiers, march away:
+ And how thou pleasest, God, dispose the day!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The field of battle.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Excursions. Enter PISTOL, French Soldier, and Boy]
+
+PISTOL Yield, cur!
+
+French Soldier Je pense que vous etes gentilhomme de bonne qualite.
+
+PISTOL Qualtitie calmie custure me! Art thou a gentleman?
+ what is thy name? discuss.
+
+French Soldier O Seigneur Dieu!
+
+PISTOL O, Signieur Dew should be a gentleman:
+ Perpend my words, O Signieur Dew, and mark;
+ O Signieur Dew, thou diest on point of fox,
+ Except, O signieur, thou do give to me
+ Egregious ransom.
+
+French Soldier O, prenez misericorde! ayez pitie de moi!
+
+PISTOL Moy shall not serve; I will have forty moys;
+ Or I will fetch thy rim out at thy throat
+ In drops of crimson blood.
+
+French Soldier Est-il impossible d'echapper la force de ton bras?
+
+PISTOL Brass, cur!
+ Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat,
+ Offer'st me brass?
+
+French Soldier O pardonnez moi!
+
+PISTOL Say'st thou me so? is that a ton of moys?
+ Come hither, boy: ask me this slave in French
+ What is his name.
+
+Boy Ecoutez: comment etes-vous appele?
+
+French Soldier Monsieur le Fer.
+
+Boy He says his name is Master Fer.
+
+PISTOL Master Fer! I'll fer him, and firk him, and ferret
+ him: discuss the same in French unto him.
+
+Boy I do not know the French for fer, and ferret, and firk.
+
+PISTOL Bid him prepare; for I will cut his throat.
+
+French Soldier Que dit-il, monsieur?
+
+Boy Il me commande de vous dire que vous faites vous
+ pret; car ce soldat ici est dispose tout a cette
+ heure de couper votre gorge.
+
+PISTOL Owy, cuppele gorge, permafoy,
+ Peasant, unless thou give me crowns, brave crowns;
+ Or mangled shalt thou be by this my sword.
+
+French Soldier O, je vous supplie, pour l'amour de Dieu, me
+ pardonner! Je suis gentilhomme de bonne maison:
+ gardez ma vie, et je vous donnerai deux cents ecus.
+
+PISTOL What are his words?
+
+Boy He prays you to save his life: he is a gentleman of
+ a good house; and for his ransom he will give you
+ two hundred crowns.
+
+PISTOL Tell him my fury shall abate, and I the crowns will take.
+
+French Soldier Petit monsieur, que dit-il?
+
+Boy Encore qu'il est contre son jurement de pardonner
+ aucun prisonnier, neanmoins, pour les ecus que vous
+ l'avez promis, il est content de vous donner la
+ liberte, le franchisement.
+
+French Soldier Sur mes genoux je vous donne mille remercimens; et
+ je m'estime heureux que je suis tombe entre les
+ mains d'un chevalier, je pense, le plus brave,
+ vaillant, et tres distingue seigneur d'Angleterre.
+
+PISTOL Expound unto me, boy.
+
+Boy He gives you, upon his knees, a thousand thanks; and
+ he esteems himself happy that he hath fallen into
+ the hands of one, as he thinks, the most brave,
+ valorous, and thrice-worthy signieur of England.
+
+PISTOL As I suck blood, I will some mercy show.
+ Follow me!
+
+Boy Suivez-vous le grand capitaine.
+
+ [Exeunt PISTOL, and French Soldier]
+
+ I did never know so full a voice issue from so
+ empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty
+ vessel makes the greatest sound.' Bardolph and Nym
+ had ten times more valour than this roaring devil i'
+ the old play, that every one may pare his nails with
+ a wooden dagger; and they are both hanged; and so
+ would this be, if he durst steal any thing
+ adventurously. I must stay with the lackeys, with
+ the luggage of our camp: the French might have a
+ good prey of us, if he knew of it; for there is
+ none to guard it but boys.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Enter Constable, ORLEANS, BOURBON, DAUPHIN, and RAMBURES]
+
+Constable O diable!
+
+ORLEANS O seigneur! le jour est perdu, tout est perdu!
+
+DAUPHIN Mort de ma vie! all is confounded, all!
+ Reproach and everlasting shame
+ Sits mocking in our plumes. O merchante fortune!
+ Do not run away.
+
+ [A short alarum]
+
+Constable Why, all our ranks are broke.
+
+DAUPHIN O perdurable shame! let's stab ourselves.
+ Be these the wretches that we play'd at dice for?
+
+ORLEANS Is this the king we sent to for his ransom?
+
+BOURBON Shame and eternal shame, nothing but shame!
+ Let us die in honour: once more back again;
+ And he that will not follow Bourbon now,
+ Let him go hence, and with his cap in hand,
+ Like a base pander, hold the chamber-door
+ Whilst by a slave, no gentler than my dog,
+ His fairest daughter is contaminated.
+
+Constable Disorder, that hath spoil'd us, friend us now!
+ Let us on heaps go offer up our lives.
+
+ORLEANS We are enow yet living in the field
+ To smother up the English in our throngs,
+ If any order might be thought upon.
+
+BOURBON The devil take order now! I'll to the throng:
+ Let life be short; else shame will be too long.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Alarums. Enter KING HENRY and forces, EXETER, and others]
+
+KING HENRY V Well have we done, thrice valiant countrymen:
+ But all's not done; yet keep the French the field.
+
+EXETER The Duke of York commends him to your majesty.
+
+KING HENRY V Lives he, good uncle? thrice within this hour
+ I saw him down; thrice up again and fighting;
+ From helmet to the spur all blood he was.
+
+EXETER In which array, brave soldier, doth he lie,
+ Larding the plain; and by his bloody side,
+ Yoke-fellow to his honour-owing wounds,
+ The noble Earl of Suffolk also lies.
+ Suffolk first died: and York, all haggled over,
+ Comes to him, where in gore he lay insteep'd,
+ And takes him by the beard; kisses the gashes
+ That bloodily did spawn upon his face;
+ And cries aloud 'Tarry, dear cousin Suffolk!
+ My soul shall thine keep company to heaven;
+ Tarry, sweet soul, for mine, then fly abreast,
+ As in this glorious and well-foughten field
+ We kept together in our chivalry!'
+ Upon these words I came and cheer'd him up:
+ He smiled me in the face, raught me his hand,
+ And, with a feeble gripe, says 'Dear my lord,
+ Commend my service to me sovereign.'
+ So did he turn and over Suffolk's neck
+ He threw his wounded arm and kiss'd his lips;
+ And so espoused to death, with blood he seal'd
+ A testament of noble-ending love.
+ The pretty and sweet manner of it forced
+ Those waters from me which I would have stopp'd;
+ But I had not so much of man in me,
+ And all my mother came into mine eyes
+ And gave me up to tears.
+
+KING HENRY V I blame you not;
+ For, hearing this, I must perforce compound
+ With mistful eyes, or they will issue too.
+
+ [Alarum]
+
+ But, hark! what new alarum is this same?
+ The French have reinforced their scatter'd men:
+ Then every soldier kill his prisoners:
+ Give the word through.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Enter FLUELLEN and GOWER]
+
+FLUELLEN Kill the poys and the luggage! 'tis expressly
+ against the law of arms: 'tis as arrant a piece of
+ knavery, mark you now, as can be offer't; in your
+ conscience, now, is it not?
+
+GOWER 'Tis certain there's not a boy left alive; and the
+ cowardly rascals that ran from the battle ha' done
+ this slaughter: besides, they have burned and
+ carried away all that was in the king's tent;
+ wherefore the king, most worthily, hath caused every
+ soldier to cut his prisoner's throat. O, 'tis a
+ gallant king!
+
+FLUELLEN Ay, he was porn at Monmouth, Captain Gower. What
+ call you the town's name where Alexander the Pig was born!
+
+GOWER Alexander the Great.
+
+FLUELLEN Why, I pray you, is not pig great? the pig, or the
+ great, or the mighty, or the huge, or the
+ magnanimous, are all one reckonings, save the phrase
+ is a little variations.
+
+GOWER I think Alexander the Great was born in Macedon; his
+ father was called Philip of Macedon, as I take it.
+
+FLUELLEN I think it is in Macedon where Alexander is porn. I
+ tell you, captain, if you look in the maps of the
+ 'orld, I warrant you sall find, in the comparisons
+ between Macedon and Monmouth, that the situations,
+ look you, is both alike. There is a river in
+ Macedon; and there is also moreover a river at
+ Monmouth: it is called Wye at Monmouth; but it is
+ out of my prains what is the name of the other
+ river; but 'tis all one, 'tis alike as my fingers is
+ to my fingers, and there is salmons in both. If you
+ mark Alexander's life well, Harry of Monmouth's life
+ is come after it indifferent well; for there is
+ figures in all things. Alexander, God knows, and
+ you know, in his rages, and his furies, and his
+ wraths, and his cholers, and his moods, and his
+ displeasures, and his indignations, and also being a
+ little intoxicates in his prains, did, in his ales and
+ his angers, look you, kill his best friend, Cleitus.
+
+GOWER Our king is not like him in that: he never killed
+ any of his friends.
+
+FLUELLEN It is not well done, mark you now take the tales out
+ of my mouth, ere it is made and finished. I speak
+ but in the figures and comparisons of it: as
+ Alexander killed his friend Cleitus, being in his
+ ales and his cups; so also Harry Monmouth, being in
+ his right wits and his good judgments, turned away
+ the fat knight with the great belly-doublet: he
+ was full of jests, and gipes, and knaveries, and
+ mocks; I have forgot his name.
+
+GOWER Sir John Falstaff.
+
+FLUELLEN That is he: I'll tell you there is good men porn at Monmouth.
+
+GOWER Here comes his majesty.
+
+ [Alarum. Enter KING HENRY, and forces; WARWICK,
+ GLOUCESTER, EXETER, and others]
+
+KING HENRY V I was not angry since I came to France
+ Until this instant. Take a trumpet, herald;
+ Ride thou unto the horsemen on yon hill:
+ If they will fight with us, bid them come down,
+ Or void the field; they do offend our sight:
+ If they'll do neither, we will come to them,
+ And make them skirr away, as swift as stones
+ Enforced from the old Assyrian slings:
+ Besides, we'll cut the throats of those we have,
+ And not a man of them that we shall take
+ Shall taste our mercy. Go and tell them so.
+
+ [Enter MONTJOY]
+
+EXETER Here comes the herald of the French, my liege.
+
+GLOUCESTER His eyes are humbler than they used to be.
+
+KING HENRY V How now! what means this, herald? know'st thou not
+ That I have fined these bones of mine for ransom?
+ Comest thou again for ransom?
+
+MONTJOY No, great king:
+ I come to thee for charitable licence,
+ That we may wander o'er this bloody field
+ To look our dead, and then to bury them;
+ To sort our nobles from our common men.
+ For many of our princes--woe the while!--
+ Lie drown'd and soak'd in mercenary blood;
+ So do our vulgar drench their peasant limbs
+ In blood of princes; and their wounded steeds
+ Fret fetlock deep in gore and with wild rage
+ Yerk out their armed heels at their dead masters,
+ Killing them twice. O, give us leave, great king,
+ To view the field in safety and dispose
+ Of their dead bodies!
+
+KING HENRY V I tell thee truly, herald,
+ I know not if the day be ours or no;
+ For yet a many of your horsemen peer
+ And gallop o'er the field.
+
+MONTJOY The day is yours.
+
+KING HENRY V Praised be God, and not our strength, for it!
+ What is this castle call'd that stands hard by?
+
+MONTJOY They call it Agincourt.
+
+KING HENRY V Then call we this the field of Agincourt,
+ Fought on the day of Crispin Crispianus.
+
+FLUELLEN Your grandfather of famous memory, an't please your
+ majesty, and your great-uncle Edward the Plack
+ Prince of Wales, as I have read in the chronicles,
+ fought a most prave pattle here in France.
+
+KING HENRY V They did, Fluellen.
+
+FLUELLEN Your majesty says very true: if your majesties is
+ remembered of it, the Welshmen did good service in a
+ garden where leeks did grow, wearing leeks in their
+ Monmouth caps; which, your majesty know, to this
+ hour is an honourable badge of the service; and I do
+ believe your majesty takes no scorn to wear the leek
+ upon Saint Tavy's day.
+
+KING HENRY V I wear it for a memorable honour;
+ For I am Welsh, you know, good countryman.
+
+FLUELLEN All the water in Wye cannot wash your majesty's
+ Welsh plood out of your pody, I can tell you that:
+ God pless it and preserve it, as long as it pleases
+ his grace, and his majesty too!
+
+KING HENRY V Thanks, good my countryman.
+
+FLUELLEN By Jeshu, I am your majesty's countryman, I care not
+ who know it; I will confess it to all the 'orld: I
+ need not to be ashamed of your majesty, praised be
+ God, so long as your majesty is an honest man.
+
+KING HENRY V God keep me so! Our heralds go with him:
+ Bring me just notice of the numbers dead
+ On both our parts. Call yonder fellow hither.
+
+ [Points to WILLIAMS. Exeunt Heralds with Montjoy]
+
+EXETER Soldier, you must come to the king.
+
+KING HENRY V Soldier, why wearest thou that glove in thy cap?
+
+WILLIAMS An't please your majesty, 'tis the gage of one that
+ I should fight withal, if he be alive.
+
+KING HENRY V An Englishman?
+
+WILLIAMS An't please your majesty, a rascal that swaggered
+ with me last night; who, if alive and ever dare to
+ challenge this glove, I have sworn to take him a box
+ o' th' ear: or if I can see my glove in his cap,
+ which he swore, as he was a soldier, he would wear
+ if alive, I will strike it out soundly.
+
+KING HENRY V What think you, Captain Fluellen? is it fit this
+ soldier keep his oath?
+
+FLUELLEN He is a craven and a villain else, an't please your
+ majesty, in my conscience.
+
+KING HENRY V It may be his enemy is a gentleman of great sort,
+ quite from the answer of his degree.
+
+FLUELLEN Though he be as good a gentleman as the devil is, as
+ Lucifer and Belzebub himself, it is necessary, look
+ your grace, that he keep his vow and his oath: if
+ he be perjured, see you now, his reputation is as
+ arrant a villain and a Jacksauce, as ever his black
+ shoe trod upon God's ground and his earth, in my
+ conscience, la!
+
+KING HENRY V Then keep thy vow, sirrah, when thou meetest the fellow.
+
+WILLIAMS So I will, my liege, as I live.
+
+KING HENRY V Who servest thou under?
+
+WILLIAMS Under Captain Gower, my liege.
+
+FLUELLEN Gower is a good captain, and is good knowledge and
+ literatured in the wars.
+
+KING HENRY V Call him hither to me, soldier.
+
+WILLIAMS I will, my liege.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING HENRY V Here, Fluellen; wear thou this favour for me and
+ stick it in thy cap: when Alencon and myself were
+ down together, I plucked this glove from his helm:
+ if any man challenge this, he is a friend to
+ Alencon, and an enemy to our person; if thou
+ encounter any such, apprehend him, an thou dost me love.
+
+FLUELLEN Your grace doo's me as great honours as can be
+ desired in the hearts of his subjects: I would fain
+ see the man, that has but two legs, that shall find
+ himself aggrieved at this glove; that is all; but I
+ would fain see it once, an please God of his grace
+ that I might see.
+
+KING HENRY V Knowest thou Gower?
+
+FLUELLEN He is my dear friend, an please you.
+
+KING HENRY V Pray thee, go seek him, and bring him to my tent.
+
+FLUELLEN I will fetch him.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING HENRY V My Lord of Warwick, and my brother Gloucester,
+ Follow Fluellen closely at the heels:
+ The glove which I have given him for a favour
+ May haply purchase him a box o' th' ear;
+ It is the soldier's; I by bargain should
+ Wear it myself. Follow, good cousin Warwick:
+ If that the soldier strike him, as I judge
+ By his blunt bearing he will keep his word,
+ Some sudden mischief may arise of it;
+ For I do know Fluellen valiant
+ And, touched with choler, hot as gunpowder,
+ And quickly will return an injury:
+ Follow and see there be no harm between them.
+ Go you with me, uncle of Exeter.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VIII Before KING HENRY'S pavilion.
+
+
+ [Enter GOWER and WILLIAMS]
+
+WILLIAMS I warrant it is to knight you, captain.
+
+ [Enter FLUELLEN]
+
+FLUELLEN God's will and his pleasure, captain, I beseech you
+ now, come apace to the king: there is more good
+ toward you peradventure than is in your knowledge to dream of.
+
+WILLIAMS Sir, know you this glove?
+
+FLUELLEN Know the glove! I know the glove is glove.
+
+WILLIAMS I know this; and thus I challenge it.
+
+ [Strikes him]
+
+FLUELLEN 'Sblood! an arrant traitor as any is in the
+ universal world, or in France, or in England!
+
+GOWER How now, sir! you villain!
+
+WILLIAMS Do you think I'll be forsworn?
+
+FLUELLEN Stand away, Captain Gower; I will give treason his
+ payment into ploughs, I warrant you.
+
+WILLIAMS I am no traitor.
+
+FLUELLEN That's a lie in thy throat. I charge you in his
+ majesty's name, apprehend him: he's a friend of the
+ Duke Alencon's.
+
+ [Enter WARWICK and GLOUCESTER]
+
+WARWICK How now, how now! what's the matter?
+
+FLUELLEN My Lord of Warwick, here is--praised be God for it!
+ --a most contagious treason come to light, look
+ you, as you shall desire in a summer's day. Here is
+ his majesty.
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY and EXETER]
+
+KING HENRY V How now! what's the matter?
+
+FLUELLEN My liege, here is a villain and a traitor, that,
+ look your grace, has struck the glove which your
+ majesty is take out of the helmet of Alencon.
+
+WILLIAMS My liege, this was my glove; here is the fellow of
+ it; and he that I gave it to in change promised to
+ wear it in his cap: I promised to strike him, if he
+ did: I met this man with my glove in his cap, and I
+ have been as good as my word.
+
+FLUELLEN Your majesty hear now, saving your majesty's
+ manhood, what an arrant, rascally, beggarly, lousy
+ knave it is: I hope your majesty is pear me
+ testimony and witness, and will avouchment, that
+ this is the glove of Alencon, that your majesty is
+ give me; in your conscience, now?
+
+KING HENRY V Give me thy glove, soldier: look, here is the
+ fellow of it.
+ 'Twas I, indeed, thou promised'st to strike;
+ And thou hast given me most bitter terms.
+
+FLUELLEN An please your majesty, let his neck answer for it,
+ if there is any martial law in the world.
+
+KING HENRY V How canst thou make me satisfaction?
+
+WILLIAMS All offences, my lord, come from the heart: never
+ came any from mine that might offend your majesty.
+
+KING HENRY V It was ourself thou didst abuse.
+
+WILLIAMS Your majesty came not like yourself: you appeared to
+ me but as a common man; witness the night, your
+ garments, your lowliness; and what your highness
+ suffered under that shape, I beseech you take it for
+ your own fault and not mine: for had you been as I
+ took you for, I made no offence; therefore, I
+ beseech your highness, pardon me.
+
+KING HENRY V Here, uncle Exeter, fill this glove with crowns,
+ And give it to this fellow. Keep it, fellow;
+ And wear it for an honour in thy cap
+ Till I do challenge it. Give him the crowns:
+ And, captain, you must needs be friends with him.
+
+FLUELLEN By this day and this light, the fellow has mettle
+ enough in his belly. Hold, there is twelve pence
+ for you; and I pray you to serve Got, and keep you
+ out of prawls, and prabbles' and quarrels, and
+ dissensions, and, I warrant you, it is the better for you.
+
+WILLIAMS I will none of your money.
+
+FLUELLEN It is with a good will; I can tell you, it will
+ serve you to mend your shoes: come, wherefore should
+ you be so pashful? your shoes is not so good: 'tis
+ a good silling, I warrant you, or I will change it.
+
+ [Enter an English Herald]
+
+KING HENRY V Now, herald, are the dead number'd?
+
+Herald Here is the number of the slaughter'd French.
+
+KING HENRY V What prisoners of good sort are taken, uncle?
+
+EXETER Charles Duke of Orleans, nephew to the king;
+ John Duke of Bourbon, and Lord Bouciqualt:
+ Of other lords and barons, knights and squires,
+ Full fifteen hundred, besides common men.
+
+KING HENRY V This note doth tell me of ten thousand French
+ That in the field lie slain: of princes, in this number,
+ And nobles bearing banners, there lie dead
+ One hundred twenty six: added to these,
+ Of knights, esquires, and gallant gentlemen,
+ Eight thousand and four hundred; of the which,
+ Five hundred were but yesterday dubb'd knights:
+ So that, in these ten thousand they have lost,
+ There are but sixteen hundred mercenaries;
+ The rest are princes, barons, lords, knights, squires,
+ And gentlemen of blood and quality.
+ The names of those their nobles that lie dead:
+ Charles Delabreth, high constable of France;
+ Jaques of Chatillon, admiral of France;
+ The master of the cross-bows, Lord Rambures;
+ Great Master of France, the brave Sir Guichard Dolphin,
+ John Duke of Alencon, Anthony Duke of Brabant,
+ The brother of the Duke of Burgundy,
+ And Edward Duke of Bar: of lusty earls,
+ Grandpre and Roussi, Fauconberg and Foix,
+ Beaumont and Marle, Vaudemont and Lestrale.
+ Here was a royal fellowship of death!
+ Where is the number of our English dead?
+
+ [Herald shews him another paper]
+
+ Edward the Duke of York, the Earl of Suffolk,
+ Sir Richard Ketly, Davy Gam, esquire:
+ None else of name; and of all other men
+ But five and twenty. O God, thy arm was here;
+ And not to us, but to thy arm alone,
+ Ascribe we all! When, without stratagem,
+ But in plain shock and even play of battle,
+ Was ever known so great and little loss
+ On one part and on the other? Take it, God,
+ For it is none but thine!
+
+EXETER 'Tis wonderful!
+
+KING HENRY V Come, go we in procession to the village.
+ And be it death proclaimed through our host
+ To boast of this or take the praise from God
+ Which is his only.
+
+FLUELLEN Is it not lawful, an please your majesty, to tell
+ how many is killed?
+
+KING HENRY V Yes, captain; but with this acknowledgement,
+ That God fought for us.
+
+FLUELLEN Yes, my conscience, he did us great good.
+
+KING HENRY V Do we all holy rites;
+ Let there be sung 'Non nobis' and 'Te Deum;'
+ The dead with charity enclosed in clay:
+ And then to Calais; and to England then:
+ Where ne'er from France arrived more happy men.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+ PROLOGUE.
+
+
+ [Enter Chorus]
+
+Chorus Vouchsafe to those that have not read the story,
+ That I may prompt them: and of such as have,
+ I humbly pray them to admit the excuse
+ Of time, of numbers and due course of things,
+ Which cannot in their huge and proper life
+ Be here presented. Now we bear the king
+ Toward Calais: grant him there; there seen,
+ Heave him away upon your winged thoughts
+ Athwart the sea. Behold, the English beach
+ Pales in the flood with men, with wives and boys,
+ Whose shouts and claps out-voice the deep mouth'd sea,
+ Which like a mighty whiffler 'fore the king
+ Seems to prepare his way: so let him land,
+ And solemnly see him set on to London.
+ So swift a pace hath thought that even now
+ You may imagine him upon Blackheath;
+ Where that his lords desire him to have borne
+ His bruised helmet and his bended sword
+ Before him through the city: he forbids it,
+ Being free from vainness and self-glorious pride;
+ Giving full trophy, signal and ostent
+ Quite from himself to God. But now behold,
+ In the quick forge and working-house of thought,
+ How London doth pour out her citizens!
+ The mayor and all his brethren in best sort,
+ Like to the senators of the antique Rome,
+ With the plebeians swarming at their heels,
+ Go forth and fetch their conquering Caesar in:
+ As, by a lower but loving likelihood,
+ Were now the general of our gracious empress,
+ As in good time he may, from Ireland coming,
+ Bringing rebellion broached on his sword,
+ How many would the peaceful city quit,
+ To welcome him! much more, and much more cause,
+ Did they this Harry. Now in London place him;
+ As yet the lamentation of the French
+ Invites the King of England's stay at home;
+ The emperor's coming in behalf of France,
+ To order peace between them; and omit
+ All the occurrences, whatever chanced,
+ Till Harry's back-return again to France:
+ There must we bring him; and myself have play'd
+ The interim, by remembering you 'tis past.
+ Then brook abridgment, and your eyes advance,
+ After your thoughts, straight back again to France.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I France. The English camp.
+
+
+ [Enter FLUELLEN and GOWER]
+
+GOWER Nay, that's right; but why wear you your leek today?
+ Saint Davy's day is past.
+
+FLUELLEN There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in
+ all things: I will tell you, asse my friend,
+ Captain Gower: the rascally, scald, beggarly,
+ lousy, pragging knave, Pistol, which you and
+ yourself and all the world know to be no petter
+ than a fellow, look you now, of no merits, he is
+ come to me and prings me pread and salt yesterday,
+ look you, and bid me eat my leek: it was in place
+ where I could not breed no contention with him; but
+ I will be so bold as to wear it in my cap till I see
+ him once again, and then I will tell him a little
+ piece of my desires.
+
+ [Enter PISTOL]
+
+GOWER Why, here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock.
+
+FLUELLEN 'Tis no matter for his swellings nor his
+ turkey-cocks. God pless you, Aunchient Pistol! you
+ scurvy, lousy knave, God pless you!
+
+PISTOL Ha! art thou bedlam? dost thou thirst, base Trojan,
+ To have me fold up Parca's fatal web?
+ Hence! I am qualmish at the smell of leek.
+
+FLUELLEN I peseech you heartily, scurvy, lousy knave, at my
+ desires, and my requests, and my petitions, to eat,
+ look you, this leek: because, look you, you do not
+ love it, nor your affections and your appetites and
+ your digestions doo's not agree with it, I would
+ desire you to eat it.
+
+PISTOL Not for Cadwallader and all his goats.
+
+FLUELLEN There is one goat for you.
+
+ [Strikes him]
+
+ Will you be so good, scauld knave, as eat it?
+
+PISTOL Base Trojan, thou shalt die.
+
+FLUELLEN You say very true, scauld knave, when God's will is:
+ I will desire you to live in the mean time, and eat
+ your victuals: come, there is sauce for it.
+
+ [Strikes him]
+
+ You called me yesterday mountain-squire; but I will
+ make you to-day a squire of low degree. I pray you,
+ fall to: if you can mock a leek, you can eat a leek.
+
+GOWER Enough, captain: you have astonished him.
+
+FLUELLEN I say, I will make him eat some part of my leek, or
+ I will peat his pate four days. Bite, I pray you; it
+ is good for your green wound and your ploody coxcomb.
+
+PISTOL Must I bite?
+
+FLUELLEN Yes, certainly, and out of doubt and out of question
+ too, and ambiguities.
+
+PISTOL By this leek, I will most horribly revenge: I eat
+ and eat, I swear--
+
+FLUELLEN Eat, I pray you: will you have some more sauce to
+ your leek? there is not enough leek to swear by.
+
+PISTOL Quiet thy cudgel; thou dost see I eat.
+
+FLUELLEN Much good do you, scauld knave, heartily. Nay, pray
+ you, throw none away; the skin is good for your
+ broken coxcomb. When you take occasions to see leeks
+ hereafter, I pray you, mock at 'em; that is all.
+
+PISTOL Good.
+
+FLUELLEN Ay, leeks is good: hold you, there is a groat to
+ heal your pate.
+
+PISTOL Me a groat!
+
+FLUELLEN Yes, verily and in truth, you shall take it; or I
+ have another leek in my pocket, which you shall eat.
+
+PISTOL I take thy groat in earnest of revenge.
+
+FLUELLEN If I owe you any thing, I will pay you in cudgels:
+ you shall be a woodmonger, and buy nothing of me but
+ cudgels. God b' wi' you, and keep you, and heal your pate.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PISTOL All hell shall stir for this.
+
+GOWER Go, go; you are a counterfeit cowardly knave. Will
+ you mock at an ancient tradition, begun upon an
+ honourable respect, and worn as a memorable trophy of
+ predeceased valour and dare not avouch in your deeds
+ any of your words? I have seen you gleeking and
+ galling at this gentleman twice or thrice. You
+ thought, because he could not speak English in the
+ native garb, he could not therefore handle an
+ English cudgel: you find it otherwise; and
+ henceforth let a Welsh correction teach you a good
+ English condition. Fare ye well.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PISTOL Doth Fortune play the huswife with me now?
+ News have I, that my Nell is dead i' the spital
+ Of malady of France;
+ And there my rendezvous is quite cut off.
+ Old I do wax; and from my weary limbs
+ Honour is cudgelled. Well, bawd I'll turn,
+ And something lean to cutpurse of quick hand.
+ To England will I steal, and there I'll steal:
+ And patches will I get unto these cudgell'd scars,
+ And swear I got them in the Gallia wars.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II France. A royal palace.
+
+
+ [Enter, at one door KING HENRY, EXETER, BEDFORD,
+ GLOUCESTER, WARWICK, WESTMORELAND, and other Lords;
+ at another, the FRENCH KING, QUEEN ISABEL, the
+ PRINCESS KATHARINE, ALICE and other Ladies; the
+ DUKE of BURGUNDY, and his train]
+
+KING HENRY V Peace to this meeting, wherefore we are met!
+ Unto our brother France, and to our sister,
+ Health and fair time of day; joy and good wishes
+ To our most fair and princely cousin Katharine;
+ And, as a branch and member of this royalty,
+ By whom this great assembly is contrived,
+ We do salute you, Duke of Burgundy;
+ And, princes French, and peers, health to you all!
+
+KING OF FRANCE Right joyous are we to behold your face,
+ Most worthy brother England; fairly met:
+ So are you, princes English, every one.
+
+QUEEN ISABEL So happy be the issue, brother England,
+ Of this good day and of this gracious meeting,
+ As we are now glad to behold your eyes;
+ Your eyes, which hitherto have borne in them
+ Against the French, that met them in their bent,
+ The fatal balls of murdering basilisks:
+ The venom of such looks, we fairly hope,
+ Have lost their quality, and that this day
+ Shall change all griefs and quarrels into love.
+
+KING HENRY V To cry amen to that, thus we appear.
+
+QUEEN ISABEL You English princes all, I do salute you.
+
+BURGUNDY My duty to you both, on equal love,
+ Great Kings of France and England! That I have labour'd,
+ With all my wits, my pains and strong endeavours,
+ To bring your most imperial majesties
+ Unto this bar and royal interview,
+ Your mightiness on both parts best can witness.
+ Since then my office hath so far prevail'd
+ That, face to face and royal eye to eye,
+ You have congreeted, let it not disgrace me,
+ If I demand, before this royal view,
+ What rub or what impediment there is,
+ Why that the naked, poor and mangled Peace,
+ Dear nurse of arts and joyful births,
+ Should not in this best garden of the world
+ Our fertile France, put up her lovely visage?
+ Alas, she hath from France too long been chased,
+ And all her husbandry doth lie on heaps,
+ Corrupting in its own fertility.
+ Her vine, the merry cheerer of the heart,
+ Unpruned dies; her hedges even-pleach'd,
+ Like prisoners wildly overgrown with hair,
+ Put forth disorder'd twigs; her fallow leas
+ The darnel, hemlock and rank fumitory
+ Doth root upon, while that the coulter rusts
+ That should deracinate such savagery;
+ The even mead, that erst brought sweetly forth
+ The freckled cowslip, burnet and green clover,
+ Wanting the scythe, all uncorrected, rank,
+ Conceives by idleness and nothing teems
+ But hateful docks, rough thistles, kecksies, burs,
+ Losing both beauty and utility.
+ And as our vineyards, fallows, meads and hedges,
+ Defective in their natures, grow to wildness,
+ Even so our houses and ourselves and children
+ Have lost, or do not learn for want of time,
+ The sciences that should become our country;
+ But grow like savages,--as soldiers will
+ That nothing do but meditate on blood,--
+ To swearing and stern looks, diffused attire
+ And every thing that seems unnatural.
+ Which to reduce into our former favour
+ You are assembled: and my speech entreats
+ That I may know the let, why gentle Peace
+ Should not expel these inconveniences
+ And bless us with her former qualities.
+
+KING HENRY V If, Duke of Burgundy, you would the peace,
+ Whose want gives growth to the imperfections
+ Which you have cited, you must buy that peace
+ With full accord to all our just demands;
+ Whose tenors and particular effects
+ You have enscheduled briefly in your hands.
+
+BURGUNDY The king hath heard them; to the which as yet
+ There is no answer made.
+
+KING HENRY V Well then the peace,
+ Which you before so urged, lies in his answer.
+
+KING OF FRANCE I have but with a cursorary eye
+ O'erglanced the articles: pleaseth your grace
+ To appoint some of your council presently
+ To sit with us once more, with better heed
+ To re-survey them, we will suddenly
+ Pass our accept and peremptory answer.
+
+KING HENRY V Brother, we shall. Go, uncle Exeter,
+ And brother Clarence, and you, brother Gloucester,
+ Warwick and Huntingdon, go with the king;
+ And take with you free power to ratify,
+ Augment, or alter, as your wisdoms best
+ Shall see advantageable for our dignity,
+ Any thing in or out of our demands,
+ And we'll consign thereto. Will you, fair sister,
+ Go with the princes, or stay here with us?
+
+QUEEN ISABEL Our gracious brother, I will go with them:
+ Haply a woman's voice may do some good,
+ When articles too nicely urged be stood on.
+
+KING HENRY V Yet leave our cousin Katharine here with us:
+ She is our capital demand, comprised
+ Within the fore-rank of our articles.
+
+QUEEN ISABEL She hath good leave.
+
+ [Exeunt all except HENRY, KATHARINE, and ALICE]
+
+KING HENRY V Fair Katharine, and most fair,
+ Will you vouchsafe to teach a soldier terms
+ Such as will enter at a lady's ear
+ And plead his love-suit to her gentle heart?
+
+KATHARINE Your majesty shall mock at me; I cannot speak your England.
+
+KING HENRY V O fair Katharine, if you will love me soundly with
+ your French heart, I will be glad to hear you
+ confess it brokenly with your English tongue. Do
+ you like me, Kate?
+
+KATHARINE Pardonnez-moi, I cannot tell vat is 'like me.'
+
+KING HENRY V An angel is like you, Kate, and you are like an angel.
+
+KATHARINE Que dit-il? que je suis semblable a les anges?
+
+ALICE Oui, vraiment, sauf votre grace, ainsi dit-il.
+
+KING HENRY V I said so, dear Katharine; and I must not blush to
+ affirm it.
+
+KATHARINE O bon Dieu! les langues des hommes sont pleines de
+ tromperies.
+
+KING HENRY V What says she, fair one? that the tongues of men
+ are full of deceits?
+
+ALICE Oui, dat de tongues of de mans is be full of
+ deceits: dat is de princess.
+
+KING HENRY V The princess is the better Englishwoman. I' faith,
+ Kate, my wooing is fit for thy understanding: I am
+ glad thou canst speak no better English; for, if
+ thou couldst, thou wouldst find me such a plain king
+ that thou wouldst think I had sold my farm to buy my
+ crown. I know no ways to mince it in love, but
+ directly to say 'I love you:' then if you urge me
+ farther than to say 'do you in faith?' I wear out
+ my suit. Give me your answer; i' faith, do: and so
+ clap hands and a bargain: how say you, lady?
+
+KATHARINE Sauf votre honneur, me understand vell.
+
+KING HENRY V Marry, if you would put me to verses or to dance for
+ your sake, Kate, why you undid me: for the one, I
+ have neither words nor measure, and for the other, I
+ have no strength in measure, yet a reasonable
+ measure in strength. If I could win a lady at
+ leap-frog, or by vaulting into my saddle with my
+ armour on my back, under the correction of bragging
+ be it spoken. I should quickly leap into a wife.
+ Or if I might buffet for my love, or bound my horse
+ for her favours, I could lay on like a butcher and
+ sit like a jack-an-apes, never off. But, before God,
+ Kate, I cannot look greenly nor gasp out my
+ eloquence, nor I have no cunning in protestation;
+ only downright oaths, which I never use till urged,
+ nor never break for urging. If thou canst love a
+ fellow of this temper, Kate, whose face is not worth
+ sun-burning, that never looks in his glass for love
+ of any thing he sees there, let thine eye be thy
+ cook. I speak to thee plain soldier: If thou canst
+ love me for this, take me: if not, to say to thee
+ that I shall die, is true; but for thy love, by the
+ Lord, no; yet I love thee too. And while thou
+ livest, dear Kate, take a fellow of plain and
+ uncoined constancy; for he perforce must do thee
+ right, because he hath not the gift to woo in other
+ places: for these fellows of infinite tongue, that
+ can rhyme themselves into ladies' favours, they do
+ always reason themselves out again. What! a
+ speaker is but a prater; a rhyme is but a ballad. A
+ good leg will fall; a straight back will stoop; a
+ black beard will turn white; a curled pate will grow
+ bald; a fair face will wither; a full eye will wax
+ hollow: but a good heart, Kate, is the sun and the
+ moon; or, rather, the sun, and not the moon; for it
+ shines bright and never changes, but keeps his
+ course truly. If thou would have such a one, take
+ me; and take me, take a soldier; take a soldier,
+ take a king. And what sayest thou then to my love?
+ speak, my fair, and fairly, I pray thee.
+
+KATHARINE Is it possible dat I sould love de enemy of France?
+
+KING HENRY V No; it is not possible you should love the enemy of
+ France, Kate: but, in loving me, you should love
+ the friend of France; for I love France so well that
+ I will not part with a village of it; I will have it
+ all mine: and, Kate, when France is mine and I am
+ yours, then yours is France and you are mine.
+
+KATHARINE I cannot tell vat is dat.
+
+KING HENRY V No, Kate? I will tell thee in French; which I am
+ sure will hang upon my tongue like a new-married
+ wife about her husband's neck, hardly to be shook
+ off. Je quand sur le possession de France, et quand
+ vous avez le possession de moi,--let me see, what
+ then? Saint Denis be my speed!--donc votre est
+ France et vous etes mienne. It is as easy for me,
+ Kate, to conquer the kingdom as to speak so much
+ more French: I shall never move thee in French,
+ unless it be to laugh at me.
+
+KATHARINE Sauf votre honneur, le Francois que vous parlez, il
+ est meilleur que l'Anglois lequel je parle.
+
+KING HENRY V No, faith, is't not, Kate: but thy speaking of my
+ tongue, and I thine, most truly-falsely, must needs
+ be granted to be much at one. But, Kate, dost thou
+ understand thus much English, canst thou love me?
+
+KATHARINE I cannot tell.
+
+KING HENRY V Can any of your neighbours tell, Kate? I'll ask
+ them. Come, I know thou lovest me: and at night,
+ when you come into your closet, you'll question this
+ gentlewoman about me; and I know, Kate, you will to
+ her dispraise those parts in me that you love with
+ your heart: but, good Kate, mock me mercifully; the
+ rather, gentle princess, because I love thee
+ cruelly. If ever thou beest mine, Kate, as I have a
+ saving faith within me tells me thou shalt, I get
+ thee with scambling, and thou must therefore needs
+ prove a good soldier-breeder: shall not thou and I,
+ between Saint Denis and Saint George, compound a
+ boy, half French, half English, that shall go to
+ Constantinople and take the Turk by the beard?
+ shall we not? what sayest thou, my fair
+ flower-de-luce?
+
+KATHARINE I do not know dat
+
+KING HENRY V No; 'tis hereafter to know, but now to promise: do
+ but now promise, Kate, you will endeavour for your
+ French part of such a boy; and for my English moiety
+ take the word of a king and a bachelor. How answer
+ you, la plus belle Katharine du monde, mon tres cher
+ et devin deesse?
+
+KATHARINE Your majestee ave fausse French enough to deceive de
+ most sage demoiselle dat is en France.
+
+KING HENRY V Now, fie upon my false French! By mine honour, in
+ true English, I love thee, Kate: by which honour I
+ dare not swear thou lovest me; yet my blood begins to
+ flatter me that thou dost, notwithstanding the poor
+ and untempering effect of my visage. Now, beshrew
+ my father's ambition! he was thinking of civil wars
+ when he got me: therefore was I created with a
+ stubborn outside, with an aspect of iron, that, when
+ I come to woo ladies, I fright them. But, in faith,
+ Kate, the elder I wax, the better I shall appear:
+ my comfort is, that old age, that ill layer up of
+ beauty, can do no more, spoil upon my face: thou
+ hast me, if thou hast me, at the worst; and thou
+ shalt wear me, if thou wear me, better and better:
+ and therefore tell me, most fair Katharine, will you
+ have me? Put off your maiden blushes; avouch the
+ thoughts of your heart with the looks of an empress;
+ take me by the hand, and say 'Harry of England I am
+ thine:' which word thou shalt no sooner bless mine
+ ear withal, but I will tell thee aloud 'England is
+ thine, Ireland is thine, France is thine, and Harry
+ Plantagenet is thine;' who though I speak it before
+ his face, if he be not fellow with the best king,
+ thou shalt find the best king of good fellows.
+ Come, your answer in broken music; for thy voice is
+ music and thy English broken; therefore, queen of
+ all, Katharine, break thy mind to me in broken
+ English; wilt thou have me?
+
+KATHARINE Dat is as it sall please de roi mon pere.
+
+KING HENRY V Nay, it will please him well, Kate it shall please
+ him, Kate.
+
+KATHARINE Den it sall also content me.
+
+KING HENRY V Upon that I kiss your hand, and I call you my queen.
+
+KATHARINE Laissez, mon seigneur, laissez, laissez: ma foi, je
+ ne veux point que vous abaissiez votre grandeur en
+ baisant la main d'une de votre seigeurie indigne
+ serviteur; excusez-moi, je vous supplie, mon
+ tres-puissant seigneur.
+
+KING HENRY V Then I will kiss your lips, Kate.
+
+KATHARINE Les dames et demoiselles pour etre baisees devant
+ leur noces, il n'est pas la coutume de France.
+
+KING HENRY V Madam my interpreter, what says she?
+
+ALICE Dat it is not be de fashion pour les ladies of
+ France,--I cannot tell vat is baiser en Anglish.
+
+KING HENRY V To kiss.
+
+ALICE Your majesty entendre bettre que moi.
+
+KING HENRY V It is not a fashion for the maids in France to kiss
+ before they are married, would she say?
+
+ALICE Oui, vraiment.
+
+KING HENRY V O Kate, nice customs curtsy to great kings. Dear
+ Kate, you and I cannot be confined within the weak
+ list of a country's fashion: we are the makers of
+ manners, Kate; and the liberty that follows our
+ places stops the mouth of all find-faults; as I will
+ do yours, for upholding the nice fashion of your
+ country in denying me a kiss: therefore, patiently
+ and yielding.
+
+ [Kissing her]
+
+ You have witchcraft in your lips, Kate: there is
+ more eloquence in a sugar touch of them than in the
+ tongues of the French council; and they should
+ sooner persuade Harry of England than a general
+ petition of monarchs. Here comes your father.
+
+ [Re-enter the FRENCH KING and his QUEEN, BURGUNDY,
+ and other Lords]
+
+BURGUNDY God save your majesty! my royal cousin, teach you
+ our princess English?
+
+KING HENRY V I would have her learn, my fair cousin, how
+ perfectly I love her; and that is good English.
+
+BURGUNDY Is she not apt?
+
+KING HENRY V Our tongue is rough, coz, and my condition is not
+ smooth; so that, having neither the voice nor the
+ heart of flattery about me, I cannot so conjure up
+ the spirit of love in her, that he will appear in
+ his true likeness.
+
+BURGUNDY Pardon the frankness of my mirth, if I answer you
+ for that. If you would conjure in her, you must
+ make a circle; if conjure up love in her in his true
+ likeness, he must appear naked and blind. Can you
+ blame her then, being a maid yet rosed over with the
+ virgin crimson of modesty, if she deny the
+ appearance of a naked blind boy in her naked seeing
+ self? It were, my lord, a hard condition for a maid
+ to consign to.
+
+KING HENRY V Yet they do wink and yield, as love is blind and enforces.
+
+BURGUNDY They are then excused, my lord, when they see not
+ what they do.
+
+KING HENRY V Then, good my lord, teach your cousin to consent winking.
+
+BURGUNDY I will wink on her to consent, my lord, if you will
+ teach her to know my meaning: for maids, well
+ summered and warm kept, are like flies at
+ Bartholomew-tide, blind, though they have their
+ eyes; and then they will endure handling, which
+ before would not abide looking on.
+
+KING HENRY V This moral ties me over to time and a hot summer;
+ and so I shall catch the fly, your cousin, in the
+ latter end and she must be blind too.
+
+BURGUNDY As love is, my lord, before it loves.
+
+KING HENRY V It is so: and you may, some of you, thank love for
+ my blindness, who cannot see many a fair French city
+ for one fair French maid that stands in my way.
+
+FRENCH KING Yes, my lord, you see them perspectively, the cities
+ turned into a maid; for they are all girdled with
+ maiden walls that war hath never entered.
+
+KING HENRY V Shall Kate be my wife?
+
+FRENCH KING So please you.
+
+KING HENRY V I am content; so the maiden cities you talk of may
+ wait on her: so the maid that stood in the way for
+ my wish shall show me the way to my will.
+
+FRENCH KING We have consented to all terms of reason.
+
+KING HENRY V Is't so, my lords of England?
+
+WESTMORELAND The king hath granted every article:
+ His daughter first, and then in sequel all,
+ According to their firm proposed natures.
+
+EXETER Only he hath not yet subscribed this:
+ Where your majesty demands, that the King of France,
+ having any occasion to write for matter of grant,
+ shall name your highness in this form and with this
+ addition in French, Notre trescher fils Henri, Roi
+ d'Angleterre, Heritier de France; and thus in
+ Latin, Praeclarissimus filius noster Henricus, Rex
+ Angliae, et Haeres Franciae.
+
+FRENCH KING Nor this I have not, brother, so denied,
+ But your request shall make me let it pass.
+
+KING HENRY V I pray you then, in love and dear alliance,
+ Let that one article rank with the rest;
+ And thereupon give me your daughter.
+
+FRENCH KING Take her, fair son, and from her blood raise up
+ Issue to me; that the contending kingdoms
+ Of France and England, whose very shores look pale
+ With envy of each other's happiness,
+ May cease their hatred, and this dear conjunction
+ Plant neighbourhood and Christian-like accord
+ In their sweet bosoms, that never war advance
+ His bleeding sword 'twixt England and fair France.
+
+ALL Amen!
+
+KING HENRY V Now, welcome, Kate: and bear me witness all,
+ That here I kiss her as my sovereign queen.
+
+ [Flourish]
+
+QUEEN ISABEL God, the best maker of all marriages,
+ Combine your hearts in one, your realms in one!
+ As man and wife, being two, are one in love,
+ So be there 'twixt your kingdoms such a spousal,
+ That never may ill office, or fell jealousy,
+ Which troubles oft the bed of blessed marriage,
+ Thrust in between the paction of these kingdoms,
+ To make divorce of their incorporate league;
+ That English may as French, French Englishmen,
+ Receive each other. God speak this Amen!
+
+ALL Amen!
+
+KING HENRY V Prepare we for our marriage--on which day,
+ My Lord of Burgundy, we'll take your oath,
+ And all the peers', for surety of our leagues.
+ Then shall I swear to Kate, and you to me;
+ And may our oaths well kept and prosperous be!
+
+ [Sennet. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY V
+
+ EPILOGUE
+
+
+ [Enter Chorus]
+
+Chorus Thus far, with rough and all-unable pen,
+ Our bending author hath pursued the story,
+ In little room confining mighty men,
+ Mangling by starts the full course of their glory.
+ Small time, but in that small most greatly lived
+ This star of England: Fortune made his sword;
+ By which the world's best garden be achieved,
+ And of it left his son imperial lord.
+ Henry the Sixth, in infant bands crown'd King
+ Of France and England, did this king succeed;
+ Whose state so many had the managing,
+ That they lost France and made his England bleed:
+ Which oft our stage hath shown; and, for their sake,
+ In your fair minds let this acceptance take.
+
+ [Exit]
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+KING HENRY
+the Eighth (KING HENRY VIII:)
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY:
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS:
+
+CAPUCIUS Ambassador from the Emperor Charles V
+
+CRANMER Archbishop of Canterbury.
+
+DUKE OF NORFOLK (NORFOLK:)
+
+DUKE OF BUCKINGHAM (BUCKINGHAM:)
+
+DUKE OF SUFFOLK (SUFFOLK:)
+
+EARL OF SURREY (SURREY:)
+
+Lord Chamberlain (Chamberlain:)
+
+Lord Chancellor (Chancellor:)
+
+GARDINER Bishop of Winchester.
+
+ Bishop of Lincoln. (LINCOLN:)
+
+LORD ABERGAVENNY (ABERGAVENNY:)
+
+LORD SANDS (SANDS:)
+
+SIR HENRY
+GUILDFORD (GUILDFORD:)
+
+SIR THOMAS LOVELL (LOVELL:)
+
+SIR ANTHONY DENNY (DENNY:)
+
+SIR NICHOLAS VAUX (VAUX:)
+
+ Secretaries to Wolsey.
+ (First Secretary:)
+ (Second Secretary:)
+
+CROMWELL Servant to Wolsey.
+
+GRIFFITH Gentleman-usher to Queen Katharine.
+
+ Three Gentlemen.
+ (First Gentleman:)
+ (Second Gentleman:)
+ (Third Gentleman:)
+
+DOCTOR BUTTS Physician to the King.
+
+ Garter King-at-Arms. (Garter:)
+
+ Surveyor to the Duke of Buckingham. (Surveyor:)
+
+BRANDON:
+
+ A Sergeant-at-Arms. (Sergeant:)
+
+ Door-keeper of the Council-chamber. Porter, (Porter:)
+ and his Man. (Man:)
+
+ Page to Gardiner. (Boy:)
+ A Crier. (Crier:)
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE (QUEEN KATHARINE:) Wife to King Henry, afterwards
+ divorced. (KATHARINE:)
+
+ANNE BULLEN (ANNE:) her Maid of Honour, afterwards Queen. (QUEEN ANNE:)
+
+ An old Lady, friend to Anne Bullen. (Old Lady:)
+
+PATIENCE woman to Queen Katharine.
+
+ Several Lords and Ladies in the Dumb Shows; Women
+ attending upon the Queen; Scribes, Officers, Guards,
+ and other Attendants.
+ Spirits.
+
+ (Scribe:)
+ (Keeper:)
+ (Servant:)
+ (Messenger:)
+
+
+SCENE London; Westminster; Kimbolton
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ THE PROLOGUE
+
+
+ I come no more to make you laugh: things now,
+ That bear a weighty and a serious brow,
+ Sad, high, and working, full of state and woe,
+ Such noble scenes as draw the eye to flow,
+ We now present. Those that can pity, here
+ May, if they think it well, let fall a tear;
+ The subject will deserve it. Such as give
+ Their money out of hope they may believe,
+ May here find truth too. Those that come to see
+ Only a show or two, and so agree
+ The play may pass, if they be still and willing,
+ I'll undertake may see away their shilling
+ Richly in two short hours. Only they
+ That come to hear a merry bawdy play,
+ A noise of targets, or to see a fellow
+ In a long motley coat guarded with yellow,
+ Will be deceived; for, gentle hearers, know,
+ To rank our chosen truth with such a show
+ As fool and fight is, beside forfeiting
+ Our own brains, and the opinion that we bring,
+ To make that only true we now intend,
+ Will leave us never an understanding friend.
+ Therefore, for goodness' sake, and as you are known
+ The first and happiest hearers of the town,
+ Be sad, as we would make ye: think ye see
+ The very persons of our noble story
+ As they were living; think you see them great,
+ And follow'd with the general throng and sweat
+ Of thousand friends; then in a moment, see
+ How soon this mightiness meets misery:
+ And, if you can be merry then, I'll say
+ A man may weep upon his wedding-day.
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. An ante-chamber in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter NORFOLK at one door; at the other, BUCKINGHAM
+ and ABERGAVENNY]
+
+BUCKINGHAM Good morrow, and well met. How have ye done
+ Since last we saw in France?
+
+NORFOLK I thank your grace,
+ Healthful; and ever since a fresh admirer
+ Of what I saw there.
+
+BUCKINGHAM An untimely ague
+ Stay'd me a prisoner in my chamber when
+ Those suns of glory, those two lights of men,
+ Met in the vale of Andren.
+
+NORFOLK 'Twixt Guynes and Arde:
+ I was then present, saw them salute on horseback;
+ Beheld them, when they lighted, how they clung
+ In their embracement, as they grew together;
+ Which had they, what four throned ones could have weigh'd
+ Such a compounded one?
+
+BUCKINGHAM All the whole time
+ I was my chamber's prisoner.
+
+NORFOLK Then you lost
+ The view of earthly glory: men might say,
+ Till this time pomp was single, but now married
+ To one above itself. Each following day
+ Became the next day's master, till the last
+ Made former wonders its. To-day the French,
+ All clinquant, all in gold, like heathen gods,
+ Shone down the English; and, to-morrow, they
+ Made Britain India: every man that stood
+ Show'd like a mine. Their dwarfish pages were
+ As cherubins, all guilt: the madams too,
+ Not used to toil, did almost sweat to bear
+ The pride upon them, that their very labour
+ Was to them as a painting: now this masque
+ Was cried incomparable; and the ensuing night
+ Made it a fool and beggar. The two kings,
+ Equal in lustre, were now best, now worst,
+ As presence did present them; him in eye,
+ Still him in praise: and, being present both
+ 'Twas said they saw but one; and no discerner
+ Durst wag his tongue in censure. When these suns--
+ For so they phrase 'em--by their heralds challenged
+ The noble spirits to arms, they did perform
+ Beyond thought's compass; that former fabulous story,
+ Being now seen possible enough, got credit,
+ That Bevis was believed.
+
+BUCKINGHAM O, you go far.
+
+NORFOLK As I belong to worship and affect
+ In honour honesty, the tract of every thing
+ Would by a good discourser lose some life,
+ Which action's self was tongue to. All was royal;
+ To the disposing of it nought rebell'd.
+ Order gave each thing view; the office did
+ Distinctly his full function.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Who did guide,
+ I mean, who set the body and the limbs
+ Of this great sport together, as you guess?
+
+NORFOLK One, certes, that promises no element
+ In such a business.
+
+BUCKINGHAM I pray you, who, my lord?
+
+NORFOLK All this was order'd by the good discretion
+ Of the right reverend Cardinal of York.
+
+BUCKINGHAM The devil speed him! no man's pie is freed
+ From his ambitious finger. What had he
+ To do in these fierce vanities? I wonder
+ That such a keech can with his very bulk
+ Take up the rays o' the beneficial sun
+ And keep it from the earth.
+
+NORFOLK Surely, sir,
+ There's in him stuff that puts him to these ends;
+ For, being not propp'd by ancestry, whose grace
+ Chalks successors their way, nor call'd upon
+ For high feats done to the crown; neither allied
+ For eminent assistants; but, spider-like,
+ Out of his self-drawing web, he gives us note,
+ The force of his own merit makes his way
+ A gift that heaven gives for him, which buys
+ A place next to the king.
+
+ABERGAVENNY I cannot tell
+ What heaven hath given him,--let some graver eye
+ Pierce into that; but I can see his pride
+ Peep through each part of him: whence has he that,
+ If not from hell? the devil is a niggard,
+ Or has given all before, and he begins
+ A new hell in himself.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Why the devil,
+ Upon this French going out, took he upon him,
+ Without the privity o' the king, to appoint
+ Who should attend on him? He makes up the file
+ Of all the gentry; for the most part such
+ To whom as great a charge as little honour
+ He meant to lay upon: and his own letter,
+ The honourable board of council out,
+ Must fetch him in the papers.
+
+ABERGAVENNY I do know
+ Kinsmen of mine, three at the least, that have
+ By this so sickened their estates, that never
+ They shall abound as formerly.
+
+BUCKINGHAM O, many
+ Have broke their backs with laying manors on 'em
+ For this great journey. What did this vanity
+ But minister communication of
+ A most poor issue?
+
+NORFOLK Grievingly I think,
+ The peace between the French and us not values
+ The cost that did conclude it.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Every man,
+ After the hideous storm that follow'd, was
+ A thing inspired; and, not consulting, broke
+ Into a general prophecy; That this tempest,
+ Dashing the garment of this peace, aboded
+ The sudden breach on't.
+
+NORFOLK Which is budded out;
+ For France hath flaw'd the league, and hath attach'd
+ Our merchants' goods at Bourdeaux.
+
+ABERGAVENNY Is it therefore
+ The ambassador is silenced?
+
+NORFOLK Marry, is't.
+
+ABERGAVENNY A proper title of a peace; and purchased
+ At a superfluous rate!
+
+BUCKINGHAM Why, all this business
+ Our reverend cardinal carried.
+
+NORFOLK Like it your grace,
+ The state takes notice of the private difference
+ Betwixt you and the cardinal. I advise you--
+ And take it from a heart that wishes towards you
+ Honour and plenteous safety--that you read
+ The cardinal's malice and his potency
+ Together; to consider further that
+ What his high hatred would effect wants not
+ A minister in his power. You know his nature,
+ That he's revengeful, and I know his sword
+ Hath a sharp edge: it's long and, 't may be said,
+ It reaches far, and where 'twill not extend,
+ Thither he darts it. Bosom up my counsel,
+ You'll find it wholesome. Lo, where comes that rock
+ That I advise your shunning.
+
+ [Enter CARDINAL WOLSEY, the purse borne before him,
+ certain of the Guard, and two Secretaries with
+ papers. CARDINAL WOLSEY in his passage fixeth his
+ eye on BUCKINGHAM, and BUCKINGHAM on him, both full
+ of disdain]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY The Duke of Buckingham's surveyor, ha?
+ Where's his examination?
+
+First Secretary Here, so please you.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Is he in person ready?
+
+First Secretary Ay, please your grace.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Well, we shall then know more; and Buckingham
+ Shall lessen this big look.
+
+ [Exeunt CARDINAL WOLSEY and his Train]
+
+BUCKINGHAM This butcher's cur is venom-mouth'd, and I
+ Have not the power to muzzle him; therefore best
+ Not wake him in his slumber. A beggar's book
+ Outworths a noble's blood.
+
+NORFOLK What, are you chafed?
+ Ask God for temperance; that's the appliance only
+ Which your disease requires.
+
+BUCKINGHAM I read in's looks
+ Matter against me; and his eye reviled
+ Me, as his abject object: at this instant
+ He bores me with some trick: he's gone to the king;
+ I'll follow and outstare him.
+
+NORFOLK Stay, my lord,
+ And let your reason with your choler question
+ What 'tis you go about: to climb steep hills
+ Requires slow pace at first: anger is like
+ A full-hot horse, who being allow'd his way,
+ Self-mettle tires him. Not a man in England
+ Can advise me like you: be to yourself
+ As you would to your friend.
+
+BUCKINGHAM I'll to the king;
+ And from a mouth of honour quite cry down
+ This Ipswich fellow's insolence; or proclaim
+ There's difference in no persons.
+
+NORFOLK Be advised;
+ Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot
+ That it do singe yourself: we may outrun,
+ By violent swiftness, that which we run at,
+ And lose by over-running. Know you not,
+ The fire that mounts the liquor til run o'er,
+ In seeming to augment it wastes it? Be advised:
+ I say again, there is no English soul
+ More stronger to direct you than yourself,
+ If with the sap of reason you would quench,
+ Or but allay, the fire of passion.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Sir,
+ I am thankful to you; and I'll go along
+ By your prescription: but this top-proud fellow,
+ Whom from the flow of gall I name not but
+ From sincere motions, by intelligence,
+ And proofs as clear as founts in July when
+ We see each grain of gravel, I do know
+ To be corrupt and treasonous.
+
+NORFOLK Say not 'treasonous.'
+
+BUCKINGHAM To the king I'll say't; and make my vouch as strong
+ As shore of rock. Attend. This holy fox,
+ Or wolf, or both,--for he is equal ravenous
+ As he is subtle, and as prone to mischief
+ As able to perform't; his mind and place
+ Infecting one another, yea, reciprocally--
+ Only to show his pomp as well in France
+ As here at home, suggests the king our master
+ To this last costly treaty, the interview,
+ That swallow'd so much treasure, and like a glass
+ Did break i' the rinsing.
+
+NORFOLK Faith, and so it did.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Pray, give me favour, sir. This cunning cardinal
+ The articles o' the combination drew
+ As himself pleased; and they were ratified
+ As he cried 'Thus let be': to as much end
+ As give a crutch to the dead: but our count-cardinal
+ Has done this, and 'tis well; for worthy Wolsey,
+ Who cannot err, he did it. Now this follows,--
+ Which, as I take it, is a kind of puppy
+ To the old dam, treason,--Charles the emperor,
+ Under pretence to see the queen his aunt--
+ For 'twas indeed his colour, but he came
+ To whisper Wolsey,--here makes visitation:
+ His fears were, that the interview betwixt
+ England and France might, through their amity,
+ Breed him some prejudice; for from this league
+ Peep'd harms that menaced him: he privily
+ Deals with our cardinal; and, as I trow,--
+ Which I do well; for I am sure the emperor
+ Paid ere he promised; whereby his suit was granted
+ Ere it was ask'd; but when the way was made,
+ And paved with gold, the emperor thus desired,
+ That he would please to alter the king's course,
+ And break the foresaid peace. Let the king know,
+ As soon he shall by me, that thus the cardinal
+ Does buy and sell his honour as he pleases,
+ And for his own advantage.
+
+NORFOLK I am sorry
+ To hear this of him; and could wish he were
+ Something mistaken in't.
+
+BUCKINGHAM No, not a syllable:
+ I do pronounce him in that very shape
+ He shall appear in proof.
+
+ [Enter BRANDON, a Sergeant-at-arms before him, and
+ two or three of the Guard]
+
+BRANDON Your office, sergeant; execute it.
+
+Sergeant Sir,
+ My lord the Duke of Buckingham, and Earl
+ Of Hereford, Stafford, and Northampton, I
+ Arrest thee of high treason, in the name
+ Of our most sovereign king.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Lo, you, my lord,
+ The net has fall'n upon me! I shall perish
+ Under device and practise.
+
+BRANDON I am sorry
+ To see you ta'en from liberty, to look on
+ The business present: 'tis his highness' pleasure
+ You shall to the Tower.
+
+BUCKINGHAM It will help me nothing
+ To plead mine innocence; for that dye is on me
+ Which makes my whitest part black. The will of heaven
+ Be done in this and all things! I obey.
+ O my Lord Abergavenny, fare you well!
+
+BRANDON Nay, he must bear you company. The king
+
+ [To ABERGAVENNY]
+
+ Is pleased you shall to the Tower, till you know
+ How he determines further.
+
+ABERGAVENNY As the duke said,
+ The will of heaven be done, and the king's pleasure
+ By me obey'd!
+
+BRANDON Here is a warrant from
+ The king to attach Lord Montacute; and the bodies
+ Of the duke's confessor, John de la Car,
+ One Gilbert Peck, his chancellor--
+
+BUCKINGHAM So, so;
+ These are the limbs o' the plot: no more, I hope.
+
+BRANDON A monk o' the Chartreux.
+
+BUCKINGHAM O, Nicholas Hopkins?
+
+BRANDON He.
+
+BUCKINGHAM My surveyor is false; the o'er-great cardinal
+ Hath show'd him gold; my life is spann'd already:
+ I am the shadow of poor Buckingham,
+ Whose figure even this instant cloud puts on,
+ By darkening my clear sun. My lord, farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. The council-chamber.
+
+
+ [Cornets. Enter KING HENRY VIII, leaning on
+ CARDINAL WOLSEY's shoulder, the Nobles, and LOVELL;
+ CARDINAL WOLSEY places himself under KING HENRY
+ VIII's feet on his right side]
+
+KING HENRY VIII My life itself, and the best heart of it,
+ Thanks you for this great care: I stood i' the level
+ Of a full-charged confederacy, and give thanks
+ To you that choked it. Let be call'd before us
+ That gentleman of Buckingham's; in person
+ I'll hear him his confessions justify;
+ And point by point the treasons of his master
+ He shall again relate.
+
+ [A noise within, crying 'Room for the Queen!' Enter
+ QUEEN KATHARINE, ushered by NORFOLK, and SUFFOLK:
+ she kneels. KING HENRY VIII riseth from his state,
+ takes her up, kisses and placeth her by him]
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Nay, we must longer kneel: I am a suitor.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Arise, and take place by us: half your suit
+ Never name to us; you have half our power:
+ The other moiety, ere you ask, is given;
+ Repeat your will and take it.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Thank your majesty.
+ That you would love yourself, and in that love
+ Not unconsider'd leave your honour, nor
+ The dignity of your office, is the point
+ Of my petition.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Lady mine, proceed.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE I am solicited, not by a few,
+ And those of true condition, that your subjects
+ Are in great grievance: there have been commissions
+ Sent down among 'em, which hath flaw'd the heart
+ Of all their loyalties: wherein, although,
+ My good lord cardinal, they vent reproaches
+ Most bitterly on you, as putter on
+ Of these exactions, yet the king our master--
+ Whose honour heaven shield from soil!--even he
+ escapes not
+ Language unmannerly, yea, such which breaks
+ The sides of loyalty, and almost appears
+ In loud rebellion.
+
+NORFOLK Not almost appears,
+ It doth appear; for, upon these taxations,
+ The clothiers all, not able to maintain
+ The many to them longing, have put off
+ The spinsters, carders, fullers, weavers, who,
+ Unfit for other life, compell'd by hunger
+ And lack of other means, in desperate manner
+ Daring the event to the teeth, are all in uproar,
+ And danger serves among then!
+
+KING HENRY VIII Taxation!
+ Wherein? and what taxation? My lord cardinal,
+ You that are blamed for it alike with us,
+ Know you of this taxation?
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Please you, sir,
+ I know but of a single part, in aught
+ Pertains to the state; and front but in that file
+ Where others tell steps with me.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE No, my lord,
+ You know no more than others; but you frame
+ Things that are known alike; which are not wholesome
+ To those which would not know them, and yet must
+ Perforce be their acquaintance. These exactions,
+ Whereof my sovereign would have note, they are
+ Most pestilent to the bearing; and, to bear 'em,
+ The back is sacrifice to the load. They say
+ They are devised by you; or else you suffer
+ Too hard an exclamation.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Still exaction!
+ The nature of it? in what kind, let's know,
+ Is this exaction?
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE I am much too venturous
+ In tempting of your patience; but am bolden'd
+ Under your promised pardon. The subjects' grief
+ Comes through commissions, which compel from each
+ The sixth part of his substance, to be levied
+ Without delay; and the pretence for this
+ Is named, your wars in France: this makes bold mouths:
+ Tongues spit their duties out, and cold hearts freeze
+ Allegiance in them; their curses now
+ Live where their prayers did: and it's come to pass,
+ This tractable obedience is a slave
+ To each incensed will. I would your highness
+ Would give it quick consideration, for
+ There is no primer business.
+
+KING HENRY VIII By my life,
+ This is against our pleasure.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY And for me,
+ I have no further gone in this than by
+ A single voice; and that not pass'd me but
+ By learned approbation of the judges. If I am
+ Traduced by ignorant tongues, which neither know
+ My faculties nor person, yet will be
+ The chronicles of my doing, let me say
+ 'Tis but the fate of place, and the rough brake
+ That virtue must go through. We must not stint
+ Our necessary actions, in the fear
+ To cope malicious censurers; which ever,
+ As ravenous fishes, do a vessel follow
+ That is new-trimm'd, but benefit no further
+ Than vainly longing. What we oft do best,
+ By sick interpreters, once weak ones, is
+ Not ours, or not allow'd; what worst, as oft,
+ Hitting a grosser quality, is cried up
+ For our best act. If we shall stand still,
+ In fear our motion will be mock'd or carp'd at,
+ We should take root here where we sit, or sit
+ State-statues only.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Things done well,
+ And with a care, exempt themselves from fear;
+ Things done without example, in their issue
+ Are to be fear'd. Have you a precedent
+ Of this commission? I believe, not any.
+ We must not rend our subjects from our laws,
+ And stick them in our will. Sixth part of each?
+ A trembling contribution! Why, we take
+ From every tree lop, bark, and part o' the timber;
+ And, though we leave it with a root, thus hack'd,
+ The air will drink the sap. To every county
+ Where this is question'd send our letters, with
+ Free pardon to each man that has denied
+ The force of this commission: pray, look to't;
+ I put it to your care.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY A word with you.
+
+ [To the Secretary]
+
+ Let there be letters writ to every shire,
+ Of the king's grace and pardon. The grieved commons
+ Hardly conceive of me; let it be noised
+ That through our intercession this revokement
+ And pardon comes: I shall anon advise you
+ Further in the proceeding.
+
+ [Exit Secretary]
+
+ [Enter Surveyor]
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE I am sorry that the Duke of Buckingham
+ Is run in your displeasure.
+
+KING HENRY VIII It grieves many:
+ The gentleman is learn'd, and a most rare speaker;
+ To nature none more bound; his training such,
+ That he may furnish and instruct great teachers,
+ And never seek for aid out of himself. Yet see,
+ When these so noble benefits shall prove
+ Not well disposed, the mind growing once corrupt,
+ They turn to vicious forms, ten times more ugly
+ Than ever they were fair. This man so complete,
+ Who was enroll'd 'mongst wonders, and when we,
+ Almost with ravish'd listening, could not find
+ His hour of speech a minute; he, my lady,
+ Hath into monstrous habits put the graces
+ That once were his, and is become as black
+ As if besmear'd in hell. Sit by us; you shall hear--
+ This was his gentleman in trust--of him
+ Things to strike honour sad. Bid him recount
+ The fore-recited practises; whereof
+ We cannot feel too little, hear too much.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Stand forth, and with bold spirit relate what you,
+ Most like a careful subject, have collected
+ Out of the Duke of Buckingham.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Speak freely.
+
+Surveyor First, it was usual with him, every day
+ It would infect his speech, that if the king
+ Should without issue die, he'll carry it so
+ To make the sceptre his: these very words
+ I've heard him utter to his son-in-law,
+ Lord Abergavenny; to whom by oath he menaced
+ Revenge upon the cardinal.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Please your highness, note
+ This dangerous conception in this point.
+ Not friended by by his wish, to your high person
+ His will is most malignant; and it stretches
+ Beyond you, to your friends.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE My learn'd lord cardinal,
+ Deliver all with charity.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Speak on:
+ How grounded he his title to the crown,
+ Upon our fail? to this point hast thou heard him
+ At any time speak aught?
+
+Surveyor He was brought to this
+ By a vain prophecy of Nicholas Hopkins.
+
+KING HENRY VIII What was that Hopkins?
+
+Surveyor Sir, a Chartreux friar,
+ His confessor, who fed him every minute
+ With words of sovereignty.
+
+KING HENRY VIII How know'st thou this?
+
+Surveyor Not long before your highness sped to France,
+ The duke being at the Rose, within the parish
+ Saint Lawrence Poultney, did of me demand
+ What was the speech among the Londoners
+ Concerning the French journey: I replied,
+ Men fear'd the French would prove perfidious,
+ To the king's danger. Presently the duke
+ Said, 'twas the fear, indeed; and that he doubted
+ 'Twould prove the verity of certain words
+ Spoke by a holy monk; 'that oft,' says he,
+ 'Hath sent to me, wishing me to permit
+ John de la Car, my chaplain, a choice hour
+ To hear from him a matter of some moment:
+ Whom after under the confession's seal
+ He solemnly had sworn, that what he spoke
+ My chaplain to no creature living, but
+ To me, should utter, with demure confidence
+ This pausingly ensued: neither the king nor's heirs,
+ Tell you the duke, shall prosper: bid him strive
+ To gain the love o' the commonalty: the duke
+ Shall govern England.'
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE If I know you well,
+ You were the duke's surveyor, and lost your office
+ On the complaint o' the tenants: take good heed
+ You charge not in your spleen a noble person
+ And spoil your nobler soul: I say, take heed;
+ Yes, heartily beseech you.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Let him on.
+ Go forward.
+
+Surveyor On my soul, I'll speak but truth.
+ I told my lord the duke, by the devil's illusions
+ The monk might be deceived; and that 'twas dangerous for him
+ To ruminate on this so far, until
+ It forged him some design, which, being believed,
+ It was much like to do: he answer'd, 'Tush,
+ It can do me no damage;' adding further,
+ That, had the king in his last sickness fail'd,
+ The cardinal's and Sir Thomas Lovell's heads
+ Should have gone off.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Ha! what, so rank? Ah ha!
+ There's mischief in this man: canst thou say further?
+
+Surveyor I can, my liege.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Proceed.
+
+Surveyor Being at Greenwich,
+ After your highness had reproved the duke
+ About Sir William Blomer,--
+
+KING HENRY VIII I remember
+ Of such a time: being my sworn servant,
+ The duke retain'd him his. But on; what hence?
+
+Surveyor 'If,' quoth he, 'I for this had been committed,
+ As, to the Tower, I thought, I would have play'd
+ The part my father meant to act upon
+ The usurper Richard; who, being at Salisbury,
+ Made suit to come in's presence; which if granted,
+ As he made semblance of his duty, would
+ Have put his knife to him.'
+
+KING HENRY VIII A giant traitor!
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Now, madam, may his highness live in freedom,
+ and this man out of prison?
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE God mend all!
+
+KING HENRY VIII There's something more would out of thee; what say'st?
+
+Surveyor After 'the duke his father,' with 'the knife,'
+ He stretch'd him, and, with one hand on his dagger,
+ Another spread on's breast, mounting his eyes
+ He did discharge a horrible oath; whose tenor
+ Was,--were he evil used, he would outgo
+ His father by as much as a performance
+ Does an irresolute purpose.
+
+KING HENRY VIII There's his period,
+ To sheathe his knife in us. He is attach'd;
+ Call him to present trial: if he may
+ Find mercy in the law, 'tis his: if none,
+ Let him not seek 't of us: by day and night,
+ He's traitor to the height.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III An ante-chamber in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter Chamberlain and SANDS]
+
+Chamberlain Is't possible the spells of France should juggle
+ Men into such strange mysteries?
+
+SANDS New customs,
+ Though they be never so ridiculous,
+ Nay, let 'em be unmanly, yet are follow'd.
+
+Chamberlain As far as I see, all the good our English
+ Have got by the late voyage is but merely
+ A fit or two o' the face; but they are shrewd ones;
+ For when they hold 'em, you would swear directly
+ Their very noses had been counsellors
+ To Pepin or Clotharius, they keep state so.
+
+SANDS They have all new legs, and lame ones: one would take it,
+ That never saw 'em pace before, the spavin
+ Or springhalt reign'd among 'em.
+
+Chamberlain Death! my lord,
+ Their clothes are after such a pagan cut too,
+ That, sure, they've worn out Christendom.
+
+ [Enter LOVELL]
+
+ How now!
+ What news, Sir Thomas Lovell?
+
+LOVELL Faith, my lord,
+ I hear of none, but the new proclamation
+ That's clapp'd upon the court-gate.
+
+Chamberlain What is't for?
+
+LOVELL The reformation of our travell'd gallants,
+ That fill the court with quarrels, talk, and tailors.
+
+Chamberlain I'm glad 'tis there: now I would pray our monsieurs
+ To think an English courtier may be wise,
+ And never see the Louvre.
+
+LOVELL They must either,
+ For so run the conditions, leave those remnants
+ Of fool and feather that they got in France,
+ With all their honourable point of ignorance
+ Pertaining thereunto, as fights and fireworks,
+ Abusing better men than they can be,
+ Out of a foreign wisdom, renouncing clean
+ The faith they have in tennis, and tall stockings,
+ Short blister'd breeches, and those types of travel,
+ And understand again like honest men;
+ Or pack to their old playfellows: there, I take it,
+ They may, 'cum privilegio,' wear away
+ The lag end of their lewdness and be laugh'd at.
+
+SANDS 'Tis time to give 'em physic, their diseases
+ Are grown so catching.
+
+Chamberlain What a loss our ladies
+ Will have of these trim vanities!
+
+LOVELL Ay, marry,
+ There will be woe indeed, lords: the sly whoresons
+ Have got a speeding trick to lay down ladies;
+ A French song and a fiddle has no fellow.
+
+SANDS The devil fiddle 'em! I am glad they are going,
+ For, sure, there's no converting of 'em: now
+ An honest country lord, as I am, beaten
+ A long time out of play, may bring his plainsong
+ And have an hour of hearing; and, by'r lady,
+ Held current music too.
+
+Chamberlain Well said, Lord Sands;
+ Your colt's tooth is not cast yet.
+
+SANDS No, my lord;
+ Nor shall not, while I have a stump.
+
+Chamberlain Sir Thomas,
+ Whither were you a-going?
+
+LOVELL To the cardinal's:
+ Your lordship is a guest too.
+
+Chamberlain O, 'tis true:
+ This night he makes a supper, and a great one,
+ To many lords and ladies; there will be
+ The beauty of this kingdom, I'll assure you.
+
+LOVELL That churchman bears a bounteous mind indeed,
+ A hand as fruitful as the land that feeds us;
+ His dews fall every where.
+
+Chamberlain No doubt he's noble;
+ He had a black mouth that said other of him.
+
+SANDS He may, my lord; has wherewithal: in him
+ Sparing would show a worse sin than ill doctrine:
+ Men of his way should be most liberal;
+ They are set here for examples.
+
+Chamberlain True, they are so:
+ But few now give so great ones. My barge stays;
+ Your lordship shall along. Come, good Sir Thomas,
+ We shall be late else; which I would not be,
+ For I was spoke to, with Sir Henry Guildford
+ This night to be comptrollers.
+
+SANDS I am your lordship's.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A Hall in York Place.
+
+
+ [Hautboys. A small table under a state for CARDINAL
+ WOLSEY, a longer table for the guests. Then enter
+ ANNE and divers other Ladies and Gentlemen as
+ guests, at one door; at another door, enter
+ GUILDFORD]
+
+GUILDFORD Ladies, a general welcome from his grace
+ Salutes ye all; this night he dedicates
+ To fair content and you: none here, he hopes,
+ In all this noble bevy, has brought with her
+ One care abroad; he would have all as merry
+ As, first, good company, good wine, good welcome,
+ Can make good people. O, my lord, you're tardy:
+
+ [Enter Chamberlain, SANDS, and LOVELL]
+
+ The very thought of this fair company
+ Clapp'd wings to me.
+
+Chamberlain You are young, Sir Harry Guildford.
+
+SANDS Sir Thomas Lovell, had the cardinal
+ But half my lay thoughts in him, some of these
+ Should find a running banquet ere they rested,
+ I think would better please 'em: by my life,
+ They are a sweet society of fair ones.
+
+LOVELL O, that your lordship were but now confessor
+ To one or two of these!
+
+SANDS I would I were;
+ They should find easy penance.
+
+LOVELL Faith, how easy?
+
+SANDS As easy as a down-bed would afford it.
+
+Chamberlain Sweet ladies, will it please you sit? Sir Harry,
+ Place you that side; I'll take the charge of this:
+ His grace is entering. Nay, you must not freeze;
+ Two women placed together makes cold weather:
+ My Lord Sands, you are one will keep 'em waking;
+ Pray, sit between these ladies.
+
+SANDS By my faith,
+ And thank your lordship. By your leave, sweet ladies:
+ If I chance to talk a little wild, forgive me;
+ I had it from my father.
+
+ANNE Was he mad, sir?
+
+SANDS O, very mad, exceeding mad, in love too:
+ But he would bite none; just as I do now,
+ He would kiss you twenty with a breath.
+
+ [Kisses her]
+
+Chamberlain Well said, my lord.
+ So, now you're fairly seated. Gentlemen,
+ The penance lies on you, if these fair ladies
+ Pass away frowning.
+
+SANDS For my little cure,
+ Let me alone.
+
+ [Hautboys. Enter CARDINAL WOLSEY, and takes his state]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY You're welcome, my fair guests: that noble lady,
+ Or gentleman, that is not freely merry,
+ Is not my friend: this, to confirm my welcome;
+ And to you all, good health.
+
+ [Drinks]
+
+SANDS Your grace is noble:
+ Let me have such a bowl may hold my thanks,
+ And save me so much talking.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY My Lord Sands,
+ I am beholding to you: cheer your neighbours.
+ Ladies, you are not merry: gentlemen,
+ Whose fault is this?
+
+SANDS The red wine first must rise
+ In their fair cheeks, my lord; then we shall have 'em
+ Talk us to silence.
+
+ANNE You are a merry gamester,
+ My Lord Sands.
+
+SANDS Yes, if I make my play.
+ Here's to your ladyship: and pledge it, madam,
+ For 'tis to such a thing,--
+
+ANNE You cannot show me.
+
+SANDS I told your grace they would talk anon.
+
+ [Drum and trumpet, chambers discharged]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY What's that?
+
+Chamberlain Look out there, some of ye.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY What warlike voice,
+ And to what end is this? Nay, ladies, fear not;
+ By all the laws of war you're privileged.
+
+ [Re-enter Servant]
+
+Chamberlain How now! what is't?
+
+Servant A noble troop of strangers;
+ For so they seem: they've left their barge and landed;
+ And hither make, as great ambassadors
+ From foreign princes.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Good lord chamberlain,
+ Go, give 'em welcome; you can speak the French tongue;
+ And, pray, receive 'em nobly, and conduct 'em
+ Into our presence, where this heaven of beauty
+ Shall shine at full upon them. Some attend him.
+
+ [Exit Chamberlain, attended. All rise, and tables removed]
+
+ You have now a broken banquet; but we'll mend it.
+ A good digestion to you all: and once more
+ I shower a welcome on ye; welcome all.
+
+ [Hautboys. Enter KING HENRY VIII and others, as
+ masquers, habited like shepherds, ushered by the
+ Chamberlain. They pass directly before CARDINAL
+ WOLSEY, and gracefully salute him]
+
+ A noble company! what are their pleasures?
+
+Chamberlain Because they speak no English, thus they pray'd
+ To tell your grace, that, having heard by fame
+ Of this so noble and so fair assembly
+ This night to meet here, they could do no less
+ Out of the great respect they bear to beauty,
+ But leave their flocks; and, under your fair conduct,
+ Crave leave to view these ladies and entreat
+ An hour of revels with 'em.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Say, lord chamberlain,
+ They have done my poor house grace; for which I pay 'em
+ A thousand thanks, and pray 'em take their pleasures.
+
+ [They choose Ladies for the dance. KING HENRY VIII
+ chooses ANNE]
+
+KING HENRY VIII The fairest hand I ever touch'd! O beauty,
+ Till now I never knew thee!
+
+ [Music. Dance]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY My lord!
+
+Chamberlain Your grace?
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Pray, tell 'em thus much from me:
+ There should be one amongst 'em, by his person,
+ More worthy this place than myself; to whom,
+ If I but knew him, with my love and duty
+ I would surrender it.
+
+Chamberlain I will, my lord.
+
+ [Whispers the Masquers]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY What say they?
+
+Chamberlain Such a one, they all confess,
+ There is indeed; which they would have your grace
+ Find out, and he will take it.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Let me see, then.
+ By all your good leaves, gentlemen; here I'll make
+ My royal choice.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Ye have found him, cardinal:
+
+ [Unmasking]
+
+ You hold a fair assembly; you do well, lord:
+ You are a churchman, or, I'll tell you, cardinal,
+ I should judge now unhappily.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY I am glad
+ Your grace is grown so pleasant.
+
+KING HENRY VIII My lord chamberlain,
+ Prithee, come hither: what fair lady's that?
+
+Chamberlain An't please your grace, Sir Thomas Bullen's daughter--
+ The Viscount Rochford,--one of her highness' women.
+
+KING HENRY VIII By heaven, she is a dainty one. Sweetheart,
+ I were unmannerly, to take you out,
+ And not to kiss you. A health, gentlemen!
+ Let it go round.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Sir Thomas Lovell, is the banquet ready
+ I' the privy chamber?
+
+LOVELL Yes, my lord.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Your grace,
+ I fear, with dancing is a little heated.
+
+KING HENRY VIII I fear, too much.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY There's fresher air, my lord,
+ In the next chamber.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Lead in your ladies, every one: sweet partner,
+ I must not yet forsake you: let's be merry:
+ Good my lord cardinal, I have half a dozen healths
+ To drink to these fair ladies, and a measure
+ To lead 'em once again; and then let's dream
+ Who's best in favour. Let the music knock it.
+
+ [Exeunt with trumpets]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Westminster. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter two Gentlemen, meeting]
+
+First Gentleman Whither away so fast?
+
+Second Gentleman O, God save ye!
+ Even to the hall, to hear what shall become
+ Of the great Duke of Buckingham.
+
+First Gentleman I'll save you
+ That labour, sir. All's now done, but the ceremony
+ Of bringing back the prisoner.
+
+Second Gentleman Were you there?
+
+First Gentleman Yes, indeed, was I.
+
+Second Gentleman Pray, speak what has happen'd.
+
+First Gentleman You may guess quickly what.
+
+Second Gentleman Is he found guilty?
+
+First Gentleman Yes, truly is he, and condemn'd upon't.
+
+Second Gentleman I am sorry for't.
+
+First Gentleman So are a number more.
+
+Second Gentleman But, pray, how pass'd it?
+
+First Gentleman I'll tell you in a little. The great duke
+ Came to the bar; where to his accusations
+ He pleaded still not guilty and alleged
+ Many sharp reasons to defeat the law.
+ The king's attorney on the contrary
+ Urged on the examinations, proofs, confessions
+ Of divers witnesses; which the duke desired
+ To have brought viva voce to his face:
+ At which appear'd against him his surveyor;
+ Sir Gilbert Peck his chancellor; and John Car,
+ Confessor to him; with that devil-monk,
+ Hopkins, that made this mischief.
+
+Second Gentleman That was he
+ That fed him with his prophecies?
+
+First Gentleman The same.
+ All these accused him strongly; which he fain
+ Would have flung from him, but, indeed, he could not:
+ And so his peers, upon this evidence,
+ Have found him guilty of high treason. Much
+ He spoke, and learnedly, for life; but all
+ Was either pitied in him or forgotten.
+
+Second Gentleman After all this, how did he bear himself?
+
+First Gentleman When he was brought again to the bar, to hear
+ His knell rung out, his judgment, he was stirr'd
+ With such an agony, he sweat extremely,
+ And something spoke in choler, ill, and hasty:
+ But he fell to himself again, and sweetly
+ In all the rest show'd a most noble patience.
+
+Second Gentleman I do not think he fears death.
+
+First Gentleman Sure, he does not:
+ He never was so womanish; the cause
+ He may a little grieve at.
+
+Second Gentleman Certainly
+ The cardinal is the end of this.
+
+First Gentleman 'Tis likely,
+ By all conjectures: first, Kildare's attainder,
+ Then deputy of Ireland; who removed,
+ Earl Surrey was sent thither, and in haste too,
+ Lest he should help his father.
+
+Second Gentleman That trick of state
+ Was a deep envious one.
+
+First Gentleman At his return
+ No doubt he will requite it. This is noted,
+ And generally, whoever the king favours,
+ The cardinal instantly will find employment,
+ And far enough from court too.
+
+Second Gentleman All the commons
+ Hate him perniciously, and, o' my conscience,
+ Wish him ten fathom deep: this duke as much
+ They love and dote on; call him bounteous Buckingham,
+ The mirror of all courtesy;--
+
+First Gentleman Stay there, sir,
+ And see the noble ruin'd man you speak of.
+
+ [Enter BUCKINGHAM from his arraignment; tip-staves
+ before him; the axe with the edge towards him;
+ halberds on each side: accompanied with LOVELL,
+ VAUX, SANDS, and common people]
+
+Second Gentleman Let's stand close, and behold him.
+
+BUCKINGHAM All good people,
+ You that thus far have come to pity me,
+ Hear what I say, and then go home and lose me.
+ I have this day received a traitor's judgment,
+ And by that name must die: yet, heaven bear witness,
+ And if I have a conscience, let it sink me,
+ Even as the axe falls, if I be not faithful!
+ The law I bear no malice for my death;
+ 'T has done, upon the premises, but justice:
+ But those that sought it I could wish more Christians:
+ Be what they will, I heartily forgive 'em:
+ Yet let 'em look they glory not in mischief,
+ Nor build their evils on the graves of great men;
+ For then my guiltless blood must cry against 'em.
+ For further life in this world I ne'er hope,
+ Nor will I sue, although the king have mercies
+ More than I dare make faults. You few that loved me,
+ And dare be bold to weep for Buckingham,
+ His noble friends and fellows, whom to leave
+ Is only bitter to him, only dying,
+ Go with me, like good angels, to my end;
+ And, as the long divorce of steel falls on me,
+ Make of your prayers one sweet sacrifice,
+ And lift my soul to heaven. Lead on, o' God's name.
+
+LOVELL I do beseech your grace, for charity,
+ If ever any malice in your heart
+ Were hid against me, now to forgive me frankly.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Sir Thomas Lovell, I as free forgive you
+ As I would be forgiven: I forgive all;
+ There cannot be those numberless offences
+ 'Gainst me, that I cannot take peace with:
+ no black envy
+ Shall mark my grave. Commend me to his grace;
+ And if he speak of Buckingham, pray, tell him
+ You met him half in heaven: my vows and prayers
+ Yet are the king's; and, till my soul forsake,
+ Shall cry for blessings on him: may he live
+ Longer than I have time to tell his years!
+ Ever beloved and loving may his rule be!
+ And when old time shall lead him to his end,
+ Goodness and he fill up one monument!
+
+LOVELL To the water side I must conduct your grace;
+ Then give my charge up to Sir Nicholas Vaux,
+ Who undertakes you to your end.
+
+VAUX Prepare there,
+ The duke is coming: see the barge be ready;
+ And fit it with such furniture as suits
+ The greatness of his person.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Nay, Sir Nicholas,
+ Let it alone; my state now will but mock me.
+ When I came hither, I was lord high constable
+ And Duke of Buckingham; now, poor Edward Bohun:
+ Yet I am richer than my base accusers,
+ That never knew what truth meant: I now seal it;
+ And with that blood will make 'em one day groan for't.
+ My noble father, Henry of Buckingham,
+ Who first raised head against usurping Richard,
+ Flying for succor to his servant Banister,
+ Being distress'd, was by that wretch betray'd,
+ And without trial fell; God's peace be with him!
+ Henry the Seventh succeeding, truly pitying
+ My father's loss, like a most royal prince,
+ Restored me to my honours, and, out of ruins,
+ Made my name once more noble. Now his son,
+ Henry the Eighth, life, honour, name and all
+ That made me happy at one stroke has taken
+ For ever from the world. I had my trial,
+ And, must needs say, a noble one; which makes me,
+ A little happier than my wretched father:
+ Yet thus far we are one in fortunes: both
+ Fell by our servants, by those men we loved most;
+ A most unnatural and faithless service!
+ Heaven has an end in all: yet, you that hear me,
+ This from a dying man receive as certain:
+ Where you are liberal of your loves and counsels
+ Be sure you be not loose; for those you make friends
+ And give your hearts to, when they once perceive
+ The least rub in your fortunes, fall away
+ Like water from ye, never found again
+ But where they mean to sink ye. All good people,
+ Pray for me! I must now forsake ye: the last hour
+ Of my long weary life is come upon me. Farewell:
+ And when you would say something that is sad,
+ Speak how I fell. I have done; and God forgive me!
+
+ [Exeunt BUCKINGHAM and Train]
+
+First Gentleman O, this is full of pity! Sir, it calls,
+ I fear, too many curses on their beads
+ That were the authors.
+
+Second Gentleman If the duke be guiltless,
+ 'Tis full of woe: yet I can give you inkling
+ Of an ensuing evil, if it fall,
+ Greater than this.
+
+First Gentleman Good angels keep it from us!
+ What may it be? You do not doubt my faith, sir?
+
+Second Gentleman This secret is so weighty, 'twill require
+ A strong faith to conceal it.
+
+First Gentleman Let me have it;
+ I do not talk much.
+
+Second Gentleman I am confident,
+ You shall, sir: did you not of late days hear
+ A buzzing of a separation
+ Between the king and Katharine?
+
+First Gentleman Yes, but it held not:
+ For when the king once heard it, out of anger
+ He sent command to the lord mayor straight
+ To stop the rumor, and allay those tongues
+ That durst disperse it.
+
+Second Gentleman But that slander, sir,
+ Is found a truth now: for it grows again
+ Fresher than e'er it was; and held for certain
+ The king will venture at it. Either the cardinal,
+ Or some about him near, have, out of malice
+ To the good queen, possess'd him with a scruple
+ That will undo her: to confirm this too,
+ Cardinal Campeius is arrived, and lately;
+ As all think, for this business.
+
+First Gentleman 'Tis the cardinal;
+ And merely to revenge him on the emperor
+ For not bestowing on him, at his asking,
+ The archbishopric of Toledo, this is purposed.
+
+Second Gentleman I think you have hit the mark: but is't not cruel
+ That she should feel the smart of this? The cardinal
+ Will have his will, and she must fall.
+
+First Gentleman 'Tis woful.
+ We are too open here to argue this;
+ Let's think in private more.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II An ante-chamber in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter Chamberlain, reading a letter]
+
+Chamberlain 'My lord, the horses your lordship sent for, with
+ all the care I had, I saw well chosen, ridden, and
+ furnished. They were young and handsome, and of the
+ best breed in the north. When they were ready to
+ set out for London, a man of my lord cardinal's, by
+ commission and main power, took 'em from me; with
+ this reason: His master would be served before a
+ subject, if not before the king; which stopped our
+ mouths, sir.'
+ I fear he will indeed: well, let him have them:
+ He will have all, I think.
+
+ [Enter, to Chamberlain, NORFOLK and SUFFOLK]
+
+NORFOLK Well met, my lord chamberlain.
+
+Chamberlain Good day to both your graces.
+
+SUFFOLK How is the king employ'd?
+
+Chamberlain I left him private,
+ Full of sad thoughts and troubles.
+
+NORFOLK What's the cause?
+
+Chamberlain It seems the marriage with his brother's wife
+ Has crept too near his conscience.
+
+SUFFOLK No, his conscience
+ Has crept too near another lady.
+
+NORFOLK 'Tis so:
+ This is the cardinal's doing, the king-cardinal:
+ That blind priest, like the eldest son of fortune,
+ Turns what he list. The king will know him one day.
+
+SUFFOLK Pray God he do! he'll never know himself else.
+
+NORFOLK How holily he works in all his business!
+ And with what zeal! for, now he has crack'd the league
+ Between us and the emperor, the queen's great nephew,
+ He dives into the king's soul, and there scatters
+ Dangers, doubts, wringing of the conscience,
+ Fears, and despairs; and all these for his marriage:
+ And out of all these to restore the king,
+ He counsels a divorce; a loss of her
+ That, like a jewel, has hung twenty years
+ About his neck, yet never lost her lustre;
+ Of her that loves him with that excellence
+ That angels love good men with; even of her
+ That, when the greatest stroke of fortune falls,
+ Will bless the king: and is not this course pious?
+
+Chamberlain Heaven keep me from such counsel! 'Tis most true
+ These news are every where; every tongue speaks 'em,
+ And every true heart weeps for't: all that dare
+ Look into these affairs see this main end,
+ The French king's sister. Heaven will one day open
+ The king's eyes, that so long have slept upon
+ This bold bad man.
+
+SUFFOLK And free us from his slavery.
+
+NORFOLK We had need pray,
+ And heartily, for our deliverance;
+ Or this imperious man will work us all
+ From princes into pages: all men's honours
+ Lie like one lump before him, to be fashion'd
+ Into what pitch he please.
+
+SUFFOLK For me, my lords,
+ I love him not, nor fear him; there's my creed:
+ As I am made without him, so I'll stand,
+ If the king please; his curses and his blessings
+ Touch me alike, they're breath I not believe in.
+ I knew him, and I know him; so I leave him
+ To him that made him proud, the pope.
+
+NORFOLK Let's in;
+ And with some other business put the king
+ From these sad thoughts, that work too much upon him:
+ My lord, you'll bear us company?
+
+Chamberlain Excuse me;
+ The king has sent me otherwhere: besides,
+ You'll find a most unfit time to disturb him:
+ Health to your lordships.
+
+NORFOLK Thanks, my good lord chamberlain.
+
+ [Exit Chamberlain; and KING HENRY VIII draws the
+ curtain, and sits reading pensively]
+
+SUFFOLK How sad he looks! sure, he is much afflicted.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Who's there, ha?
+
+NORFOLK Pray God he be not angry.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Who's there, I say? How dare you thrust yourselves
+ Into my private meditations?
+ Who am I? ha?
+
+NORFOLK A gracious king that pardons all offences
+ Malice ne'er meant: our breach of duty this way
+ Is business of estate; in which we come
+ To know your royal pleasure.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Ye are too bold:
+ Go to; I'll make ye know your times of business:
+ Is this an hour for temporal affairs, ha?
+
+ [Enter CARDINAL WOLSEY and CARDINAL CAMPEIUS, with
+ a commission]
+
+ Who's there? my good lord cardinal? O my Wolsey,
+ The quiet of my wounded conscience;
+ Thou art a cure fit for a king.
+
+ [To CARDINAL CAMPEIUS]
+
+ You're welcome,
+ Most learned reverend sir, into our kingdom:
+ Use us and it.
+
+ [To CARDINAL WOLSEY]
+
+ My good lord, have great care
+ I be not found a talker.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Sir, you cannot.
+ I would your grace would give us but an hour
+ Of private conference.
+
+KING HENRY VIII [To NORFOLK and SUFFOLK]
+ We are busy; go.
+
+NORFOLK [Aside to SUFFOLK]
+ This priest has no pride in him?
+
+SUFFOLK [Aside to NORFOLK] Not to speak of:
+ I would not be so sick though for his place:
+ But this cannot continue.
+
+NORFOLK [Aside to SUFFOLK] If it do,
+ I'll venture one have-at-him.
+
+SUFFOLK [Aside to NORFOLK] I another.
+
+ [Exeunt NORFOLK and SUFFOLK]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Your grace has given a precedent of wisdom
+ Above all princes, in committing freely
+ Your scruple to the voice of Christendom:
+ Who can be angry now? what envy reach you?
+ The Spaniard, tied blood and favour to her,
+ Must now confess, if they have any goodness,
+ The trial just and noble. All the clerks,
+ I mean the learned ones, in Christian kingdoms
+ Have their free voices: Rome, the nurse of judgment,
+ Invited by your noble self, hath sent
+ One general tongue unto us, this good man,
+ This just and learned priest, Cardinal Campeius;
+ Whom once more I present unto your highness.
+
+KING HENRY VIII And once more in mine arms I bid him welcome,
+ And thank the holy conclave for their loves:
+ They have sent me such a man I would have wish'd for.
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS Your grace must needs deserve all strangers' loves,
+ You are so noble. To your highness' hand
+ I tender my commission; by whose virtue,
+ The court of Rome commanding, you, my lord
+ Cardinal of York, are join'd with me their servant
+ In the unpartial judging of this business.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Two equal men. The queen shall be acquainted
+ Forthwith for what you come. Where's Gardiner?
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY I know your majesty has always loved her
+ So dear in heart, not to deny her that
+ A woman of less place might ask by law:
+ Scholars allow'd freely to argue for her.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Ay, and the best she shall have; and my favour
+ To him that does best: God forbid else. Cardinal,
+ Prithee, call Gardiner to me, my new secretary:
+ I find him a fit fellow.
+
+ [Exit CARDINAL WOLSEY]
+
+ [Re-enter CARDINAL WOLSEY, with GARDINER]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY [Aside to GARDINER] Give me your hand much joy and
+ favour to you;
+ You are the king's now.
+
+GARDINER [Aside to CARDINAL WOLSEY]
+ But to be commanded
+ For ever by your grace, whose hand has raised me.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Come hither, Gardiner.
+
+ [Walks and whispers]
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS My Lord of York, was not one Doctor Pace
+ In this man's place before him?
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Yes, he was.
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS Was he not held a learned man?
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Yes, surely.
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS Believe me, there's an ill opinion spread then
+ Even of yourself, lord cardinal.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY How! of me?
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS They will not stick to say you envied him,
+ And fearing he would rise, he was so virtuous,
+ Kept him a foreign man still; which so grieved him,
+ That he ran mad and died.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Heaven's peace be with him!
+ That's Christian care enough: for living murmurers
+ There's places of rebuke. He was a fool;
+ For he would needs be virtuous: that good fellow,
+ If I command him, follows my appointment:
+ I will have none so near else. Learn this, brother,
+ We live not to be grip'd by meaner persons.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Deliver this with modesty to the queen.
+
+ [Exit GARDINER]
+
+ The most convenient place that I can think of
+ For such receipt of learning is Black-Friars;
+ There ye shall meet about this weighty business.
+ My Wolsey, see it furnish'd. O, my lord,
+ Would it not grieve an able man to leave
+ So sweet a bedfellow? But, conscience, conscience!
+ O, 'tis a tender place; and I must leave her.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III An ante-chamber of the QUEEN'S apartments.
+
+
+ [Enter ANNE and an Old Lady]
+
+ANNE Not for that neither: here's the pang that pinches:
+ His highness having lived so long with her, and she
+ So good a lady that no tongue could ever
+ Pronounce dishonour of her; by my life,
+ She never knew harm-doing: O, now, after
+ So many courses of the sun enthroned,
+ Still growing in a majesty and pomp, the which
+ To leave a thousand-fold more bitter than
+ 'Tis sweet at first to acquire,--after this process,
+ To give her the avaunt! it is a pity
+ Would move a monster.
+
+Old Lady Hearts of most hard temper
+ Melt and lament for her.
+
+ANNE O, God's will! much better
+ She ne'er had known pomp: though't be temporal,
+ Yet, if that quarrel, fortune, do divorce
+ It from the bearer, 'tis a sufferance panging
+ As soul and body's severing.
+
+Old Lady Alas, poor lady!
+ She's a stranger now again.
+
+ANNE So much the more
+ Must pity drop upon her. Verily,
+ I swear, 'tis better to be lowly born,
+ And range with humble livers in content,
+ Than to be perk'd up in a glistering grief,
+ And wear a golden sorrow.
+
+Old Lady Our content
+ Is our best having.
+
+ANNE By my troth and maidenhead,
+ I would not be a queen.
+
+Old Lady Beshrew me, I would,
+ And venture maidenhead for't; and so would you,
+ For all this spice of your hypocrisy:
+ You, that have so fair parts of woman on you,
+ Have too a woman's heart; which ever yet
+ Affected eminence, wealth, sovereignty;
+ Which, to say sooth, are blessings; and which gifts,
+ Saving your mincing, the capacity
+ Of your soft cheveril conscience would receive,
+ If you might please to stretch it.
+
+ANNE Nay, good troth.
+
+Old Lady Yes, troth, and troth; you would not be a queen?
+
+ANNE No, not for all the riches under heaven.
+
+Old Lady: 'Tis strange: a three-pence bow'd would hire me,
+ Old as I am, to queen it: but, I pray you,
+ What think you of a duchess? have you limbs
+ To bear that load of title?
+
+ANNE No, in truth.
+
+Old Lady Then you are weakly made: pluck off a little;
+ I would not be a young count in your way,
+ For more than blushing comes to: if your back
+ Cannot vouchsafe this burthen,'tis too weak
+ Ever to get a boy.
+
+ANNE How you do talk!
+ I swear again, I would not be a queen
+ For all the world.
+
+Old Lady In faith, for little England
+ You'ld venture an emballing: I myself
+ Would for Carnarvonshire, although there long'd
+ No more to the crown but that. Lo, who comes here?
+
+ [Enter Chamberlain]
+
+Chamberlain Good morrow, ladies. What were't worth to know
+ The secret of your conference?
+
+ANNE My good lord,
+ Not your demand; it values not your asking:
+ Our mistress' sorrows we were pitying.
+
+Chamberlain It was a gentle business, and becoming
+ The action of good women: there is hope
+ All will be well.
+
+ANNE Now, I pray God, amen!
+
+Chamberlain You bear a gentle mind, and heavenly blessings
+ Follow such creatures. That you may, fair lady,
+ Perceive I speak sincerely, and high note's
+ Ta'en of your many virtues, the king's majesty
+ Commends his good opinion of you, and
+ Does purpose honour to you no less flowing
+ Than Marchioness of Pembroke: to which title
+ A thousand pound a year, annual support,
+ Out of his grace he adds.
+
+ANNE I do not know
+ What kind of my obedience I should tender;
+ More than my all is nothing: nor my prayers
+ Are not words duly hallow'd, nor my wishes
+ More worth than empty vanities; yet prayers and wishes
+ Are all I can return. Beseech your lordship,
+ Vouchsafe to speak my thanks and my obedience,
+ As from a blushing handmaid, to his highness;
+ Whose health and royalty I pray for.
+
+Chamberlain Lady,
+ I shall not fail to approve the fair conceit
+ The king hath of you.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ I have perused her well;
+ Beauty and honour in her are so mingled
+ That they have caught the king: and who knows yet
+ But from this lady may proceed a gem
+ To lighten all this isle? I'll to the king,
+ And say I spoke with you.
+
+ [Exit Chamberlain]
+
+ANNE My honour'd lord.
+
+Old Lady Why, this it is; see, see!
+ I have been begging sixteen years in court,
+ Am yet a courtier beggarly, nor could
+ Come pat betwixt too early and too late
+ For any suit of pounds; and you, O fate!
+ A very fresh-fish here--fie, fie, fie upon
+ This compell'd fortune!--have your mouth fill'd up
+ Before you open it.
+
+ANNE This is strange to me.
+
+Old Lady How tastes it? is it bitter? forty pence, no.
+ There was a lady once, 'tis an old story,
+ That would not be a queen, that would she not,
+ For all the mud in Egypt: have you heard it?
+
+ANNE Come, you are pleasant.
+
+Old Lady With your theme, I could
+ O'ermount the lark. The Marchioness of Pembroke!
+ A thousand pounds a year for pure respect!
+ No other obligation! By my life,
+ That promises moe thousands: honour's train
+ Is longer than his foreskirt. By this time
+ I know your back will bear a duchess: say,
+ Are you not stronger than you were?
+
+ANNE Good lady,
+ Make yourself mirth with your particular fancy,
+ And leave me out on't. Would I had no being,
+ If this salute my blood a jot: it faints me,
+ To think what follows.
+ The queen is comfortless, and we forgetful
+ In our long absence: pray, do not deliver
+ What here you've heard to her.
+
+Old Lady What do you think me?
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A hall in Black-Friars.
+
+
+ [Trumpets, sennet, and cornets. Enter two Vergers,
+ with short silver wands; next them, two Scribes, in
+ the habit of doctors; after them, CANTERBURY alone;
+ after him, LINCOLN, Ely, Rochester, and Saint
+ Asaph; next them, with some small distance, follows
+ a Gentleman bearing the purse, with the great seal,
+ and a cardinal's hat; then two Priests, bearing
+ each a silver cross; then a Gentleman-usher
+ bare-headed, accompanied with a Sergeant-at-arms
+ bearing a silver mace; then two Gentlemen bearing
+ two great silver pillars; after them, side by side,
+ CARDINAL WOLSEY and CARDINAL CAMPEIUS; two Noblemen
+ with the sword and mace. KING HENRY VIII takes
+ place under the cloth of state; CARDINAL WOLSEY and
+ CARDINAL CAMPEIUS sit under him as judges. QUEEN
+ KATHARINE takes place some distance from KING
+ HENRY VIII. The Bishops place themselves on each
+ side the court, in manner of a consistory; below
+ them, the Scribes. The Lords sit next the Bishops.
+ The rest of the Attendants stand in convenient
+ order about the stage]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Whilst our commission from Rome is read,
+ Let silence be commanded.
+
+KING HENRY VIII What's the need?
+ It hath already publicly been read,
+ And on all sides the authority allow'd;
+ You may, then, spare that time.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Be't so. Proceed.
+
+Scribe Say, Henry King of England, come into the court.
+
+Crier Henry King of England, &c.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Here.
+
+Scribe Say, Katharine Queen of England, come into the court.
+
+Crier Katharine Queen of England, &c.
+
+ [QUEEN KATHARINE makes no answer, rises out of her
+ chair, goes about the court, comes to KING HENRY
+ VIII, and kneels at his feet; then speaks]
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Sir, I desire you do me right and justice;
+ And to bestow your pity on me: for
+ I am a most poor woman, and a stranger,
+ Born out of your dominions; having here
+ No judge indifferent, nor no more assurance
+ Of equal friendship and proceeding. Alas, sir,
+ In what have I offended you? what cause
+ Hath my behavior given to your displeasure,
+ That thus you should proceed to put me off,
+ And take your good grace from me? Heaven witness,
+ I have been to you a true and humble wife,
+ At all times to your will conformable;
+ Ever in fear to kindle your dislike,
+ Yea, subject to your countenance, glad or sorry
+ As I saw it inclined: when was the hour
+ I ever contradicted your desire,
+ Or made it not mine too? Or which of your friends
+ Have I not strove to love, although I knew
+ He were mine enemy? what friend of mine
+ That had to him derived your anger, did I
+ Continue in my liking? nay, gave notice
+ He was from thence discharged. Sir, call to mind
+ That I have been your wife, in this obedience,
+ Upward of twenty years, and have been blest
+ With many children by you: if, in the course
+ And process of this time, you can report,
+ And prove it too, against mine honour aught,
+ My bond to wedlock, or my love and duty,
+ Against your sacred person, in God's name,
+ Turn me away; and let the foul'st contempt
+ Shut door upon me, and so give me up
+ To the sharp'st kind of justice. Please you sir,
+ The king, your father, was reputed for
+ A prince most prudent, of an excellent
+ And unmatch'd wit and judgment: Ferdinand,
+ My father, king of Spain, was reckon'd one
+ The wisest prince that there had reign'd by many
+ A year before: it is not to be question'd
+ That they had gather'd a wise council to them
+ Of every realm, that did debate this business,
+ Who deem'd our marriage lawful: wherefore I humbly
+ Beseech you, sir, to spare me, till I may
+ Be by my friends in Spain advised; whose counsel
+ I will implore: if not, i' the name of God,
+ Your pleasure be fulfill'd!
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY You have here, lady,
+ And of your choice, these reverend fathers; men
+ Of singular integrity and learning,
+ Yea, the elect o' the land, who are assembled
+ To plead your cause: it shall be therefore bootless
+ That longer you desire the court; as well
+ For your own quiet, as to rectify
+ What is unsettled in the king.
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS His grace
+ Hath spoken well and justly: therefore, madam,
+ It's fit this royal session do proceed;
+ And that, without delay, their arguments
+ Be now produced and heard.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Lord cardinal,
+ To you I speak.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Your pleasure, madam?
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Sir,
+ I am about to weep; but, thinking that
+ We are a queen, or long have dream'd so, certain
+ The daughter of a king, my drops of tears
+ I'll turn to sparks of fire.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Be patient yet.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE I will, when you are humble; nay, before,
+ Or God will punish me. I do believe,
+ Induced by potent circumstances, that
+ You are mine enemy, and make my challenge
+ You shall not be my judge: for it is you
+ Have blown this coal betwixt my lord and me;
+ Which God's dew quench! Therefore I say again,
+ I utterly abhor, yea, from my soul
+ Refuse you for my judge; whom, yet once more,
+ I hold my most malicious foe, and think not
+ At all a friend to truth.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY I do profess
+ You speak not like yourself; who ever yet
+ Have stood to charity, and display'd the effects
+ Of disposition gentle, and of wisdom
+ O'ertopping woman's power. Madam, you do me wrong:
+ I have no spleen against you; nor injustice
+ For you or any: how far I have proceeded,
+ Or how far further shall, is warranted
+ By a commission from the consistory,
+ Yea, the whole consistory of Rome. You charge me
+ That I have blown this coal: I do deny it:
+ The king is present: if it be known to him
+ That I gainsay my deed, how may he wound,
+ And worthily, my falsehood! yea, as much
+ As you have done my truth. If he know
+ That I am free of your report, he knows
+ I am not of your wrong. Therefore in him
+ It lies to cure me: and the cure is, to
+ Remove these thoughts from you: the which before
+ His highness shall speak in, I do beseech
+ You, gracious madam, to unthink your speaking
+ And to say so no more.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE My lord, my lord,
+ I am a simple woman, much too weak
+ To oppose your cunning. You're meek and
+ humble-mouth'd;
+ You sign your place and calling, in full seeming,
+ With meekness and humility; but your heart
+ Is cramm'd with arrogancy, spleen, and pride.
+ You have, by fortune and his highness' favours,
+ Gone slightly o'er low steps and now are mounted
+ Where powers are your retainers, and your words,
+ Domestics to you, serve your will as't please
+ Yourself pronounce their office. I must tell you,
+ You tender more your person's honour than
+ Your high profession spiritual: that again
+ I do refuse you for my judge; and here,
+ Before you all, appeal unto the pope,
+ To bring my whole cause 'fore his holiness,
+ And to be judged by him.
+
+ [She curtsies to KING HENRY VIII, and offers to depart]
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS The queen is obstinate,
+ Stubborn to justice, apt to accuse it, and
+ Disdainful to be tried by't: 'tis not well.
+ She's going away.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Call her again.
+
+Crier Katharine Queen of England, come into the court.
+
+GRIFFITH Madam, you are call'd back.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE What need you note it? pray you, keep your way:
+ When you are call'd, return. Now, the Lord help,
+ They vex me past my patience! Pray you, pass on:
+ I will not tarry; no, nor ever more
+ Upon this business my appearance make
+ In any of their courts.
+
+ [Exeunt QUEEN KATHARINE and her Attendants]
+
+KING HENRY VIII Go thy ways, Kate:
+ That man i' the world who shall report he has
+ A better wife, let him in nought be trusted,
+ For speaking false in that: thou art, alone,
+ If thy rare qualities, sweet gentleness,
+ Thy meekness saint-like, wife-like government,
+ Obeying in commanding, and thy parts
+ Sovereign and pious else, could speak thee out,
+ The queen of earthly queens: she's noble born;
+ And, like her true nobility, she has
+ Carried herself towards me.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Most gracious sir,
+ In humblest manner I require your highness,
+ That it shall please you to declare, in hearing
+ Of all these ears,--for where I am robb'd and bound,
+ There must I be unloosed, although not there
+ At once and fully satisfied,--whether ever I
+ Did broach this business to your highness; or
+ Laid any scruple in your way, which might
+ Induce you to the question on't? or ever
+ Have to you, but with thanks to God for such
+ A royal lady, spake one the least word that might
+ Be to the prejudice of her present state,
+ Or touch of her good person?
+
+KING HENRY VIII My lord cardinal,
+ I do excuse you; yea, upon mine honour,
+ I free you from't. You are not to be taught
+ That you have many enemies, that know not
+ Why they are so, but, like to village-curs,
+ Bark when their fellows do: by some of these
+ The queen is put in anger. You're excused:
+ But will you be more justified? You ever
+ Have wish'd the sleeping of this business; never desired
+ It to be stirr'd; but oft have hinder'd, oft,
+ The passages made toward it: on my honour,
+ I speak my good lord cardinal to this point,
+ And thus far clear him. Now, what moved me to't,
+ I will be bold with time and your attention:
+ Then mark the inducement. Thus it came; give heed to't:
+ My conscience first received a tenderness,
+ Scruple, and prick, on certain speeches utter'd
+ By the Bishop of Bayonne, then French ambassador;
+ Who had been hither sent on the debating
+ A marriage 'twixt the Duke of Orleans and
+ Our daughter Mary: i' the progress of this business,
+ Ere a determinate resolution, he,
+ I mean the bishop, did require a respite;
+ Wherein he might the king his lord advertise
+ Whether our daughter were legitimate,
+ Respecting this our marriage with the dowager,
+ Sometimes our brother's wife. This respite shook
+ The bosom of my conscience, enter'd me,
+ Yea, with a splitting power, and made to tremble
+ The region of my breast; which forced such way,
+ That many mazed considerings did throng
+ And press'd in with this caution. First, methought
+ I stood not in the smile of heaven; who had
+ Commanded nature, that my lady's womb,
+ If it conceived a male child by me, should
+ Do no more offices of life to't than
+ The grave does to the dead; for her male issue
+ Or died where they were made, or shortly after
+ This world had air'd them: hence I took a thought,
+ This was a judgment on me; that my kingdom,
+ Well worthy the best heir o' the world, should not
+ Be gladded in't by me: then follows, that
+ I weigh'd the danger which my realms stood in
+ By this my issue's fail; and that gave to me
+ Many a groaning throe. Thus hulling in
+ The wild sea of my conscience, I did steer
+ Toward this remedy, whereupon we are
+ Now present here together: that's to say,
+ I meant to rectify my conscience,--which
+ I then did feel full sick, and yet not well,--
+ By all the reverend fathers of the land
+ And doctors learn'd: first I began in private
+ With you, my Lord of Lincoln; you remember
+ How under my oppression I did reek,
+ When I first moved you.
+
+LINCOLN Very well, my liege.
+
+KING HENRY VIII I have spoke long: be pleased yourself to say
+ How far you satisfied me.
+
+LINCOLN So please your highness,
+ The question did at first so stagger me,
+ Bearing a state of mighty moment in't
+ And consequence of dread, that I committed
+ The daring'st counsel which I had to doubt;
+ And did entreat your highness to this course
+ Which you are running here.
+
+KING HENRY VIII I then moved you,
+ My Lord of Canterbury; and got your leave
+ To make this present summons: unsolicited
+ I left no reverend person in this court;
+ But by particular consent proceeded
+ Under your hands and seals: therefore, go on:
+ For no dislike i' the world against the person
+ Of the good queen, but the sharp thorny points
+ Of my alleged reasons, drive this forward:
+ Prove but our marriage lawful, by my life
+ And kingly dignity, we are contented
+ To wear our mortal state to come with her,
+ Katharine our queen, before the primest creature
+ That's paragon'd o' the world.
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS So please your highness,
+ The queen being absent, 'tis a needful fitness
+ That we adjourn this court till further day:
+ Meanwhile must be an earnest motion
+ Made to the queen, to call back her appeal
+ She intends unto his holiness.
+
+KING HENRY VIII [Aside] I may perceive
+ These cardinals trifle with me: I abhor
+ This dilatory sloth and tricks of Rome.
+ My learn'd and well-beloved servant, Cranmer,
+ Prithee, return: with thy approach, I know,
+ My comfort comes along. Break up the court:
+ I say, set on.
+
+ [Exeunt in manner as they entered]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. QUEEN KATHARINE's apartments.
+
+
+ [Enter QUEEN KATHARINE and her Women, as at work]
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Take thy lute, wench: my soul grows sad with troubles;
+ Sing, and disperse 'em, if thou canst: leave working.
+ [SONG]
+
+ Orpheus with his lute made trees,
+ And the mountain tops that freeze,
+ Bow themselves when he did sing:
+ To his music plants and flowers
+ Ever sprung; as sun and showers
+ There had made a lasting spring.
+
+ Every thing that heard him play,
+ Even the billows of the sea,
+ Hung their heads, and then lay by.
+ In sweet music is such art,
+ Killing care and grief of heart
+ Fall asleep, or hearing, die.
+
+ [Enter a Gentleman]
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE How now!
+
+Gentleman An't please your grace, the two great cardinals
+ Wait in the presence.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Would they speak with me?
+
+Gentleman They will'd me say so, madam.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Pray their graces
+ To come near.
+
+ [Exit Gentleman]
+
+ What can be their business
+ With me, a poor weak woman, fall'n from favour?
+ I do not like their coming. Now I think on't,
+ They should be good men; their affairs as righteous:
+ But all hoods make not monks.
+
+ [Enter CARDINAL WOLSEY and CARDINAL CAMPEIUS]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Peace to your highness!
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Your graces find me here part of a housewife,
+ I would be all, against the worst may happen.
+ What are your pleasures with me, reverend lords?
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY May it please you noble madam, to withdraw
+ Into your private chamber, we shall give you
+ The full cause of our coming.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Speak it here:
+ There's nothing I have done yet, o' my conscience,
+ Deserves a corner: would all other women
+ Could speak this with as free a soul as I do!
+ My lords, I care not, so much I am happy
+ Above a number, if my actions
+ Were tried by every tongue, every eye saw 'em,
+ Envy and base opinion set against 'em,
+ I know my life so even. If your business
+ Seek me out, and that way I am wife in,
+ Out with it boldly: truth loves open dealing.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Tanta est erga te mentis integritas, regina
+ serenissima,--
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE O, good my lord, no Latin;
+ I am not such a truant since my coming,
+ As not to know the language I have lived in:
+ A strange tongue makes my cause more strange,
+ suspicious;
+ Pray, speak in English: here are some will thank you,
+ If you speak truth, for their poor mistress' sake;
+ Believe me, she has had much wrong: lord cardinal,
+ The willing'st sin I ever yet committed
+ May be absolved in English.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Noble lady,
+ I am sorry my integrity should breed,
+ And service to his majesty and you,
+ So deep suspicion, where all faith was meant.
+ We come not by the way of accusation,
+ To taint that honour every good tongue blesses,
+ Nor to betray you any way to sorrow,
+ You have too much, good lady; but to know
+ How you stand minded in the weighty difference
+ Between the king and you; and to deliver,
+ Like free and honest men, our just opinions
+ And comforts to your cause.
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS Most honour'd madam,
+ My Lord of York, out of his noble nature,
+ Zeal and obedience he still bore your grace,
+ Forgetting, like a good man your late censure
+ Both of his truth and him, which was too far,
+ Offers, as I do, in a sign of peace,
+ His service and his counsel.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE [Aside] To betray me.--
+ My lords, I thank you both for your good wills;
+ Ye speak like honest men; pray God, ye prove so!
+ But how to make ye suddenly an answer,
+ In such a point of weight, so near mine honour,--
+ More near my life, I fear,--with my weak wit,
+ And to such men of gravity and learning,
+ In truth, I know not. I was set at work
+ Among my maids: full little, God knows, looking
+ Either for such men or such business.
+ For her sake that I have been,--for I feel
+ The last fit of my greatness,--good your graces,
+ Let me have time and counsel for my cause:
+ Alas, I am a woman, friendless, hopeless!
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Madam, you wrong the king's love with these fears:
+ Your hopes and friends are infinite.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE In England
+ But little for my profit: can you think, lords,
+ That any Englishman dare give me counsel?
+ Or be a known friend, 'gainst his highness' pleasure,
+ Though he be grown so desperate to be honest,
+ And live a subject? Nay, forsooth, my friends,
+ They that must weigh out my afflictions,
+ They that my trust must grow to, live not here:
+ They are, as all my other comforts, far hence
+ In mine own country, lords.
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS I would your grace
+ Would leave your griefs, and take my counsel.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE How, sir?
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS Put your main cause into the king's protection;
+ He's loving and most gracious: 'twill be much
+ Both for your honour better and your cause;
+ For if the trial of the law o'ertake ye,
+ You'll part away disgraced.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY He tells you rightly.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Ye tell me what ye wish for both,--my ruin:
+ Is this your Christian counsel? out upon ye!
+ Heaven is above all yet; there sits a judge
+ That no king can corrupt.
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS Your rage mistakes us.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE The more shame for ye: holy men I thought ye,
+ Upon my soul, two reverend cardinal virtues;
+ But cardinal sins and hollow hearts I fear ye:
+ Mend 'em, for shame, my lords. Is this your comfort?
+ The cordial that ye bring a wretched lady,
+ A woman lost among ye, laugh'd at, scorn'd?
+ I will not wish ye half my miseries;
+ I have more charity: but say, I warn'd ye;
+ Take heed, for heaven's sake, take heed, lest at once
+ The burthen of my sorrows fall upon ye.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Madam, this is a mere distraction;
+ You turn the good we offer into envy.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Ye turn me into nothing: woe upon ye
+ And all such false professors! would you have me--
+ If you have any justice, any pity;
+ If ye be any thing but churchmen's habits--
+ Put my sick cause into his hands that hates me?
+ Alas, has banish'd me his bed already,
+ His love, too long ago! I am old, my lords,
+ And all the fellowship I hold now with him
+ Is only my obedience. What can happen
+ To me above this wretchedness? all your studies
+ Make me a curse like this.
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS Your fears are worse.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Have I lived thus long--let me speak myself,
+ Since virtue finds no friends--a wife, a true one?
+ A woman, I dare say without vain-glory,
+ Never yet branded with suspicion?
+ Have I with all my full affections
+ Still met the king? loved him next heaven?
+ obey'd him?
+ Been, out of fondness, superstitious to him?
+ Almost forgot my prayers to content him?
+ And am I thus rewarded? 'tis not well, lords.
+ Bring me a constant woman to her husband,
+ One that ne'er dream'd a joy beyond his pleasure;
+ And to that woman, when she has done most,
+ Yet will I add an honour, a great patience.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Madam, you wander from the good we aim at.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE My lord, I dare not make myself so guilty,
+ To give up willingly that noble title
+ Your master wed me to: nothing but death
+ Shall e'er divorce my dignities.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Pray, hear me.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Would I had never trod this English earth,
+ Or felt the flatteries that grow upon it!
+ Ye have angels' faces, but heaven knows your hearts.
+ What will become of me now, wretched lady!
+ I am the most unhappy woman living.
+ Alas, poor wenches, where are now your fortunes!
+ Shipwreck'd upon a kingdom, where no pity,
+ No friend, no hope; no kindred weep for me;
+ Almost no grave allow'd me: like the lily,
+ That once was mistress of the field and flourish'd,
+ I'll hang my head and perish.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY If your grace
+ Could but be brought to know our ends are honest,
+ You'ld feel more comfort: why should we, good lady,
+ Upon what cause, wrong you? alas, our places,
+ The way of our profession is against it:
+ We are to cure such sorrows, not to sow 'em.
+ For goodness' sake, consider what you do;
+ How you may hurt yourself, ay, utterly
+ Grow from the king's acquaintance, by this carriage.
+ The hearts of princes kiss obedience,
+ So much they love it; but to stubborn spirits
+ They swell, and grow as terrible as storms.
+ I know you have a gentle, noble temper,
+ A soul as even as a calm: pray, think us
+ Those we profess, peace-makers, friends, and servants.
+
+CARDINAL CAMPEIUS Madam, you'll find it so. You wrong your virtues
+ With these weak women's fears: a noble spirit,
+ As yours was put into you, ever casts
+ Such doubts, as false coin, from it. The king loves you;
+ Beware you lose it not: for us, if you please
+ To trust us in your business, we are ready
+ To use our utmost studies in your service.
+
+QUEEN KATHARINE Do what ye will, my lords: and, pray, forgive me,
+ If I have used myself unmannerly;
+ You know I am a woman, lacking wit
+ To make a seemly answer to such persons.
+ Pray, do my service to his majesty:
+ He has my heart yet; and shall have my prayers
+ While I shall have my life. Come, reverend fathers,
+ Bestow your counsels on me: she now begs,
+ That little thought, when she set footing here,
+ She should have bought her dignities so dear.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Ante-chamber to KING HENRY VIII's apartment.
+
+
+ [Enter NORFOLK, SUFFOLK, SURREY, and Chamberlain]
+
+NORFOLK If you will now unite in your complaints,
+ And force them with a constancy, the cardinal
+ Cannot stand under them: if you omit
+ The offer of this time, I cannot promise
+ But that you shall sustain moe new disgraces,
+ With these you bear already.
+
+SURREY I am joyful
+ To meet the least occasion that may give me
+ Remembrance of my father-in-law, the duke,
+ To be revenged on him.
+
+SUFFOLK Which of the peers
+ Have uncontemn'd gone by him, or at least
+ Strangely neglected? when did he regard
+ The stamp of nobleness in any person
+ Out of himself?
+
+Chamberlain My lords, you speak your pleasures:
+ What he deserves of you and me I know;
+ What we can do to him, though now the time
+ Gives way to us, I much fear. If you cannot
+ Bar his access to the king, never attempt
+ Any thing on him; for he hath a witchcraft
+ Over the king in's tongue.
+
+NORFOLK O, fear him not;
+ His spell in that is out: the king hath found
+ Matter against him that for ever mars
+ The honey of his language. No, he's settled,
+ Not to come off, in his displeasure.
+
+SURREY Sir,
+ I should be glad to hear such news as this
+ Once every hour.
+
+NORFOLK Believe it, this is true:
+ In the divorce his contrary proceedings
+ Are all unfolded wherein he appears
+ As I would wish mine enemy.
+
+SURREY How came
+ His practises to light?
+
+SUFFOLK Most strangely.
+
+SURREY O, how, how?
+
+SUFFOLK The cardinal's letters to the pope miscarried,
+ And came to the eye o' the king: wherein was read,
+ How that the cardinal did entreat his holiness
+ To stay the judgment o' the divorce; for if
+ It did take place, 'I do,' quoth he, 'perceive
+ My king is tangled in affection to
+ A creature of the queen's, Lady Anne Bullen.'
+
+SURREY Has the king this?
+
+SUFFOLK Believe it.
+
+SURREY Will this work?
+
+Chamberlain The king in this perceives him, how he coasts
+ And hedges his own way. But in this point
+ All his tricks founder, and he brings his physic
+ After his patient's death: the king already
+ Hath married the fair lady.
+
+SURREY Would he had!
+
+SUFFOLK May you be happy in your wish, my lord
+ For, I profess, you have it.
+
+SURREY Now, all my joy
+ Trace the conjunction!
+
+SUFFOLK My amen to't!
+
+NORFOLK All men's!
+
+SUFFOLK There's order given for her coronation:
+ Marry, this is yet but young, and may be left
+ To some ears unrecounted. But, my lords,
+ She is a gallant creature, and complete
+ In mind and feature: I persuade me, from her
+ Will fall some blessing to this land, which shall
+ In it be memorised.
+
+SURREY But, will the king
+ Digest this letter of the cardinal's?
+ The Lord forbid!
+
+NORFOLK Marry, amen!
+
+SUFFOLK No, no;
+ There be moe wasps that buzz about his nose
+ Will make this sting the sooner. Cardinal Campeius
+ Is stol'n away to Rome; hath ta'en no leave;
+ Has left the cause o' the king unhandled; and
+ Is posted, as the agent of our cardinal,
+ To second all his plot. I do assure you
+ The king cried Ha! at this.
+
+Chamberlain Now, God incense him,
+ And let him cry Ha! louder!
+
+NORFOLK But, my lord,
+ When returns Cranmer?
+
+SUFFOLK He is return'd in his opinions; which
+ Have satisfied the king for his divorce,
+ Together with all famous colleges
+ Almost in Christendom: shortly, I believe,
+ His second marriage shall be publish'd, and
+ Her coronation. Katharine no more
+ Shall be call'd queen, but princess dowager
+ And widow to Prince Arthur.
+
+NORFOLK This same Cranmer's
+ A worthy fellow, and hath ta'en much pain
+ In the king's business.
+
+SUFFOLK He has; and we shall see him
+ For it an archbishop.
+
+NORFOLK So I hear.
+
+SUFFOLK 'Tis so.
+ The cardinal!
+
+ [Enter CARDINAL WOLSEY and CROMWELL]
+
+NORFOLK Observe, observe, he's moody.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY The packet, Cromwell.
+ Gave't you the king?
+
+CROMWELL To his own hand, in's bedchamber.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Look'd he o' the inside of the paper?
+
+CROMWELL Presently
+ He did unseal them: and the first he view'd,
+ He did it with a serious mind; a heed
+ Was in his countenance. You he bade
+ Attend him here this morning.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Is he ready
+ To come abroad?
+
+CROMWELL I think, by this he is.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Leave me awhile.
+
+ [Exit CROMWELL]
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ It shall be to the Duchess of Alencon,
+ The French king's sister: he shall marry her.
+ Anne Bullen! No; I'll no Anne Bullens for him:
+ There's more in't than fair visage. Bullen!
+ No, we'll no Bullens. Speedily I wish
+ To hear from Rome. The Marchioness of Pembroke!
+
+NORFOLK He's discontented.
+
+SUFFOLK May be, he hears the king
+ Does whet his anger to him.
+
+SURREY Sharp enough,
+ Lord, for thy justice!
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY [Aside] The late queen's gentlewoman,
+ a knight's daughter,
+ To be her mistress' mistress! the queen's queen!
+ This candle burns not clear: 'tis I must snuff it;
+ Then out it goes. What though I know her virtuous
+ And well deserving? yet I know her for
+ A spleeny Lutheran; and not wholesome to
+ Our cause, that she should lie i' the bosom of
+ Our hard-ruled king. Again, there is sprung up
+ An heretic, an arch one, Cranmer; one
+ Hath crawl'd into the favour of the king,
+ And is his oracle.
+
+NORFOLK He is vex'd at something.
+
+SURREY I would 'twere something that would fret the string,
+ The master-cord on's heart!
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY VIII, reading of a schedule, and LOVELL]
+
+SUFFOLK The king, the king!
+
+KING HENRY VIII What piles of wealth hath he accumulated
+ To his own portion! and what expense by the hour
+ Seems to flow from him! How, i' the name of thrift,
+ Does he rake this together! Now, my lords,
+ Saw you the cardinal?
+
+NORFOLK My lord, we have
+ Stood here observing him: some strange commotion
+ Is in his brain: he bites his lip, and starts;
+ Stops on a sudden, looks upon the ground,
+ Then lays his finger on his temple, straight
+ Springs out into fast gait; then stops again,
+ Strikes his breast hard, and anon he casts
+ His eye against the moon: in most strange postures
+ We have seen him set himself.
+
+KING HENRY VIII It may well be;
+ There is a mutiny in's mind. This morning
+ Papers of state he sent me to peruse,
+ As I required: and wot you what I found
+ There,--on my conscience, put unwittingly?
+ Forsooth, an inventory, thus importing;
+ The several parcels of his plate, his treasure,
+ Rich stuffs, and ornaments of household; which
+ I find at such proud rate, that it out-speaks
+ Possession of a subject.
+
+NORFOLK It's heaven's will:
+ Some spirit put this paper in the packet,
+ To bless your eye withal.
+
+KING HENRY VIII If we did think
+ His contemplation were above the earth,
+ And fix'd on spiritual object, he should still
+ Dwell in his musings: but I am afraid
+ His thinkings are below the moon, not worth
+ His serious considering.
+
+ [King HENRY VIII takes his seat; whispers LOVELL,
+ who goes to CARDINAL WOLSEY]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Heaven forgive me!
+ Ever God bless your highness!
+
+KING HENRY VIII Good my lord,
+ You are full of heavenly stuff, and bear the inventory
+ Of your best graces in your mind; the which
+ You were now running o'er: you have scarce time
+ To steal from spiritual leisure a brief span
+ To keep your earthly audit: sure, in that
+ I deem you an ill husband, and am glad
+ To have you therein my companion.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Sir,
+ For holy offices I have a time; a time
+ To think upon the part of business which
+ I bear i' the state; and nature does require
+ Her times of preservation, which perforce
+ I, her frail son, amongst my brethren mortal,
+ Must give my tendence to.
+
+KING HENRY VIII You have said well.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY And ever may your highness yoke together,
+ As I will lend you cause, my doing well
+ With my well saying!
+
+KING HENRY VIII 'Tis well said again;
+ And 'tis a kind of good deed to say well:
+ And yet words are no deeds. My father loved you:
+ His said he did; and with his deed did crown
+ His word upon you. Since I had my office,
+ I have kept you next my heart; have not alone
+ Employ'd you where high profits might come home,
+ But pared my present havings, to bestow
+ My bounties upon you.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY [Aside] What should this mean?
+
+SURREY [Aside] The Lord increase this business!
+
+KING HENRY VIII Have I not made you,
+ The prime man of the state? I pray you, tell me,
+ If what I now pronounce you have found true:
+ And, if you may confess it, say withal,
+ If you are bound to us or no. What say you?
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY My sovereign, I confess your royal graces,
+ Shower'd on me daily, have been more than could
+ My studied purposes requite; which went
+ Beyond all man's endeavours: my endeavours
+ Have ever come too short of my desires,
+ Yet filed with my abilities: mine own ends
+ Have been mine so that evermore they pointed
+ To the good of your most sacred person and
+ The profit of the state. For your great graces
+ Heap'd upon me, poor undeserver, I
+ Can nothing render but allegiant thanks,
+ My prayers to heaven for you, my loyalty,
+ Which ever has and ever shall be growing,
+ Till death, that winter, kill it.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Fairly answer'd;
+ A loyal and obedient subject is
+ Therein illustrated: the honour of it
+ Does pay the act of it; as, i' the contrary,
+ The foulness is the punishment. I presume
+ That, as my hand has open'd bounty to you,
+ My heart dropp'd love, my power rain'd honour, more
+ On you than any; so your hand and heart,
+ Your brain, and every function of your power,
+ Should, notwithstanding that your bond of duty,
+ As 'twere in love's particular, be more
+ To me, your friend, than any.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY I do profess
+ That for your highness' good I ever labour'd
+ More than mine own; that am, have, and will be--
+ Though all the world should crack their duty to you,
+ And throw it from their soul; though perils did
+ Abound, as thick as thought could make 'em, and
+ Appear in forms more horrid,--yet my duty,
+ As doth a rock against the chiding flood,
+ Should the approach of this wild river break,
+ And stand unshaken yours.
+
+KING HENRY VIII 'Tis nobly spoken:
+ Take notice, lords, he has a loyal breast,
+ For you have seen him open't. Read o'er this;
+
+ [Giving him papers]
+
+ And after, this: and then to breakfast with
+ What appetite you have.
+
+ [Exit KING HENRY VIII, frowning upon CARDINAL WOLSEY:
+ the Nobles throng after him, smiling and whispering]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY What should this mean?
+ What sudden anger's this? how have I reap'd it?
+ He parted frowning from me, as if ruin
+ Leap'd from his eyes: so looks the chafed lion
+ Upon the daring huntsman that has gall'd him;
+ Then makes him nothing. I must read this paper;
+ I fear, the story of his anger. 'Tis so;
+ This paper has undone me: 'tis the account
+ Of all that world of wealth I have drawn together
+ For mine own ends; indeed, to gain the popedom,
+ And fee my friends in Rome. O negligence!
+ Fit for a fool to fall by: what cross devil
+ Made me put this main secret in the packet
+ I sent the king? Is there no way to cure this?
+ No new device to beat this from his brains?
+ I know 'twill stir him strongly; yet I know
+ A way, if it take right, in spite of fortune
+ Will bring me off again. What's this? 'To the Pope!'
+ The letter, as I live, with all the business
+ I writ to's holiness. Nay then, farewell!
+ I have touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
+ And, from that full meridian of my glory,
+ I haste now to my setting: I shall fall
+ Like a bright exhalation m the evening,
+ And no man see me more.
+
+ [Re-enter to CARDINAL WOLSEY, NORFOLK and SUFFOLK, SURREY,
+ and the Chamberlain]
+
+NORFOLK Hear the king's pleasure, cardinal: who commands you
+ To render up the great seal presently
+ Into our hands; and to confine yourself
+ To Asher House, my Lord of Winchester's,
+ Till you hear further from his highness.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Stay:
+ Where's your commission, lords? words cannot carry
+ Authority so weighty.
+
+SUFFOLK Who dare cross 'em,
+ Bearing the king's will from his mouth expressly?
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Till I find more than will or words to do it,
+ I mean your malice, know, officious lords,
+ I dare and must deny it. Now I feel
+ Of what coarse metal ye are moulded, envy:
+ How eagerly ye follow my disgraces,
+ As if it fed ye! and how sleek and wanton
+ Ye appear in every thing may bring my ruin!
+ Follow your envious courses, men of malice;
+ You have Christian warrant for 'em, and, no doubt,
+ In time will find their fit rewards. That seal,
+ You ask with such a violence, the king,
+ Mine and your master, with his own hand gave me;
+ Bade me enjoy it, with the place and honours,
+ During my life; and, to confirm his goodness,
+ Tied it by letters-patents: now, who'll take it?
+
+SURREY The king, that gave it.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY It must be himself, then.
+
+SURREY Thou art a proud traitor, priest.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Proud lord, thou liest:
+ Within these forty hours Surrey durst better
+ Have burnt that tongue than said so.
+
+SURREY Thy ambition,
+ Thou scarlet sin, robb'd this bewailing land
+ Of noble Buckingham, my father-in-law:
+ The heads of all thy brother cardinals,
+ With thee and all thy best parts bound together,
+ Weigh'd not a hair of his. Plague of your policy!
+ You sent me deputy for Ireland;
+ Far from his succor, from the king, from all
+ That might have mercy on the fault thou gavest him;
+ Whilst your great goodness, out of holy pity,
+ Absolved him with an axe.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY This, and all else
+ This talking lord can lay upon my credit,
+ I answer is most false. The duke by law
+ Found his deserts: how innocent I was
+ From any private malice in his end,
+ His noble jury and foul cause can witness.
+ If I loved many words, lord, I should tell you
+ You have as little honesty as honour,
+ That in the way of loyalty and truth
+ Toward the king, my ever royal master,
+ Dare mate a sounder man than Surrey can be,
+ And all that love his follies.
+
+SURREY By my soul,
+ Your long coat, priest, protects you; thou
+ shouldst feel
+ My sword i' the life-blood of thee else. My lords,
+ Can ye endure to hear this arrogance?
+ And from this fellow? if we live thus tamely,
+ To be thus jaded by a piece of scarlet,
+ Farewell nobility; let his grace go forward,
+ And dare us with his cap like larks.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY All goodness
+ Is poison to thy stomach.
+
+SURREY Yes, that goodness
+ Of gleaning all the land's wealth into one,
+ Into your own hands, cardinal, by extortion;
+ The goodness of your intercepted packets
+ You writ to the pope against the king: your goodness,
+ Since you provoke me, shall be most notorious.
+ My Lord of Norfolk, as you are truly noble,
+ As you respect the common good, the state
+ Of our despised nobility, our issues,
+ Who, if he live, will scarce be gentlemen,
+ Produce the grand sum of his sins, the articles
+ Collected from his life. I'll startle you
+ Worse than the scaring bell, when the brown wench
+ Lay kissing in your arms, lord cardinal.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY How much, methinks, I could despise this man,
+ But that I am bound in charity against it!
+
+NORFOLK Those articles, my lord, are in the king's hand:
+ But, thus much, they are foul ones.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY So much fairer
+ And spotless shall mine innocence arise,
+ When the king knows my truth.
+
+SURREY This cannot save you:
+ I thank my memory, I yet remember
+ Some of these articles; and out they shall.
+ Now, if you can blush and cry 'guilty,' cardinal,
+ You'll show a little honesty.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Speak on, sir;
+ I dare your worst objections: if I blush,
+ It is to see a nobleman want manners.
+
+SURREY I had rather want those than my head. Have at you!
+ First, that, without the king's assent or knowledge,
+ You wrought to be a legate; by which power
+ You maim'd the jurisdiction of all bishops.
+
+NORFOLK Then, that in all you writ to Rome, or else
+ To foreign princes, 'Ego et Rex meus'
+ Was still inscribed; in which you brought the king
+ To be your servant.
+
+SUFFOLK Then that, without the knowledge
+ Either of king or council, when you went
+ Ambassador to the emperor, you made bold
+ To carry into Flanders the great seal.
+
+SURREY Item, you sent a large commission
+ To Gregory de Cassado, to conclude,
+ Without the king's will or the state's allowance,
+ A league between his highness and Ferrara.
+
+SUFFOLK That, out of mere ambition, you have caused
+ Your holy hat to be stamp'd on the king's coin.
+
+SURREY Then that you have sent innumerable substance--
+ By what means got, I leave to your own conscience--
+ To furnish Rome, and to prepare the ways
+ You have for dignities; to the mere undoing
+ Of all the kingdom. Many more there are;
+ Which, since they are of you, and odious,
+ I will not taint my mouth with.
+
+Chamberlain O my lord,
+ Press not a falling man too far! 'tis virtue:
+ His faults lie open to the laws; let them,
+ Not you, correct him. My heart weeps to see him
+ So little of his great self.
+
+SURREY I forgive him.
+
+SUFFOLK Lord cardinal, the king's further pleasure is,
+ Because all those things you have done of late,
+ By your power legatine, within this kingdom,
+ Fall into the compass of a praemunire,
+ That therefore such a writ be sued against you;
+ To forfeit all your goods, lands, tenements,
+ Chattels, and whatsoever, and to be
+ Out of the king's protection. This is my charge.
+
+NORFOLK And so we'll leave you to your meditations
+ How to live better. For your stubborn answer
+ About the giving back the great seal to us,
+ The king shall know it, and, no doubt, shall thank you.
+ So fare you well, my little good lord cardinal.
+
+ [Exeunt all but CARDINAL WOLSEY]
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY So farewell to the little good you bear me.
+ Farewell! a long farewell, to all my greatness!
+ This is the state of man: to-day he puts forth
+ The tender leaves of hopes; to-morrow blossoms,
+ And bears his blushing honours thick upon him;
+ The third day comes a frost, a killing frost,
+ And, when he thinks, good easy man, full surely
+ His greatness is a-ripening, nips his root,
+ And then he falls, as I do. I have ventured,
+ Like little wanton boys that swim on bladders,
+ This many summers in a sea of glory,
+ But far beyond my depth: my high-blown pride
+ At length broke under me and now has left me,
+ Weary and old with service, to the mercy
+ Of a rude stream, that must for ever hide me.
+ Vain pomp and glory of this world, I hate ye:
+ I feel my heart new open'd. O, how wretched
+ Is that poor man that hangs on princes' favours!
+ There is, betwixt that smile we would aspire to,
+ That sweet aspect of princes, and their ruin,
+ More pangs and fears than wars or women have:
+ And when he falls, he falls like Lucifer,
+ Never to hope again.
+
+ [Enter CROMWELL, and stands amazed]
+
+ Why, how now, Cromwell!
+
+CROMWELL I have no power to speak, sir.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY What, amazed
+ At my misfortunes? can thy spirit wonder
+ A great man should decline? Nay, an you weep,
+ I am fall'n indeed.
+
+CROMWELL How does your grace?
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Why, well;
+ Never so truly happy, my good Cromwell.
+ I know myself now; and I feel within me
+ A peace above all earthly dignities,
+ A still and quiet conscience. The king has cured me,
+ I humbly thank his grace; and from these shoulders,
+ These ruin'd pillars, out of pity, taken
+ A load would sink a navy, too much honour:
+ O, 'tis a burthen, Cromwell, 'tis a burthen
+ Too heavy for a man that hopes for heaven!
+
+CROMWELL I am glad your grace has made that right use of it.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY I hope I have: I am able now, methinks,
+ Out of a fortitude of soul I feel,
+ To endure more miseries and greater far
+ Than my weak-hearted enemies dare offer.
+ What news abroad?
+
+CROMWELL The heaviest and the worst
+ Is your displeasure with the king.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY God bless him!
+
+CROMWELL The next is, that Sir Thomas More is chosen
+ Lord chancellor in your place.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY That's somewhat sudden:
+ But he's a learned man. May he continue
+ Long in his highness' favour, and do justice
+ For truth's sake and his conscience; that his bones,
+ When he has run his course and sleeps in blessings,
+ May have a tomb of orphans' tears wept on em! What more?
+
+CROMWELL That Cranmer is return'd with welcome,
+ Install'd lord archbishop of Canterbury.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY That's news indeed.
+
+CROMWELL Last, that the Lady Anne,
+ Whom the king hath in secrecy long married,
+ This day was view'd in open as his queen,
+ Going to chapel; and the voice is now
+ Only about her coronation.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY There was the weight that pull'd me down. O Cromwell,
+ The king has gone beyond me: all my glories
+ In that one woman I have lost for ever:
+ No sun shall ever usher forth mine honours,
+ Or gild again the noble troops that waited
+ Upon my smiles. Go, get thee from me, Cromwell;
+ I am a poor fall'n man, unworthy now
+ To be thy lord and master: seek the king;
+ That sun, I pray, may never set! I have told him
+ What and how true thou art: he will advance thee;
+ Some little memory of me will stir him--
+ I know his noble nature--not to let
+ Thy hopeful service perish too: good Cromwell,
+ Neglect him not; make use now, and provide
+ For thine own future safety.
+
+CROMWELL O my lord,
+ Must I, then, leave you? must I needs forego
+ So good, so noble and so true a master?
+ Bear witness, all that have not hearts of iron,
+ With what a sorrow Cromwell leaves his lord.
+ The king shall have my service: but my prayers
+ For ever and for ever shall be yours.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY Cromwell, I did not think to shed a tear
+ In all my miseries; but thou hast forced me,
+ Out of thy honest truth, to play the woman.
+ Let's dry our eyes: and thus far hear me, Cromwell;
+ And, when I am forgotten, as I shall be,
+ And sleep in dull cold marble, where no mention
+ Of me more must be heard of, say, I taught thee,
+ Say, Wolsey, that once trod the ways of glory,
+ And sounded all the depths and shoals of honour,
+ Found thee a way, out of his wreck, to rise in;
+ A sure and safe one, though thy master miss'd it.
+ Mark but my fall, and that that ruin'd me.
+ Cromwell, I charge thee, fling away ambition:
+ By that sin fell the angels; how can man, then,
+ The image of his Maker, hope to win by it?
+ Love thyself last: cherish those hearts that hate thee;
+ Corruption wins not more than honesty.
+ Still in thy right hand carry gentle peace,
+ To silence envious tongues. Be just, and fear not:
+ Let all the ends thou aim'st at be thy country's,
+ Thy God's, and truth's; then if thou fall'st,
+ O Cromwell,
+ Thou fall'st a blessed martyr! Serve the king;
+ And,--prithee, lead me in:
+ There take an inventory of all I have,
+ To the last penny; 'tis the king's: my robe,
+ And my integrity to heaven, is all
+ I dare now call mine own. O Cromwell, Cromwell!
+ Had I but served my God with half the zeal
+ I served my king, he would not in mine age
+ Have left me naked to mine enemies.
+
+CROMWELL Good sir, have patience.
+
+CARDINAL WOLSEY So I have. Farewell
+ The hopes of court! my hopes in heaven do dwell.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I A street in Westminster.
+
+
+ [Enter two Gentlemen, meeting one another]
+
+First Gentleman You're well met once again.
+
+Second Gentleman So are you.
+
+First Gentleman You come to take your stand here, and behold
+ The Lady Anne pass from her coronation?
+
+Second Gentleman 'Tis all my business. At our last encounter,
+ The Duke of Buckingham came from his trial.
+
+First Gentleman 'Tis very true: but that time offer'd sorrow;
+ This, general joy.
+
+Second Gentleman 'Tis well: the citizens,
+ I am sure, have shown at full their royal minds--
+ As, let 'em have their rights, they are ever forward--
+ In celebration of this day with shows,
+ Pageants and sights of honour.
+
+First Gentleman Never greater,
+ Nor, I'll assure you, better taken, sir.
+
+Second Gentleman May I be bold to ask at what that contains,
+ That paper in your hand?
+
+First Gentleman Yes; 'tis the list
+ Of those that claim their offices this day
+ By custom of the coronation.
+ The Duke of Suffolk is the first, and claims
+ To be high-steward; next, the Duke of Norfolk,
+ He to be earl marshal: you may read the rest.
+
+Second Gentleman I thank you, sir: had I not known those customs,
+ I should have been beholding to your paper.
+ But, I beseech you, what's become of Katharine,
+ The princess dowager? how goes her business?
+
+First Gentleman That I can tell you too. The Archbishop
+ Of Canterbury, accompanied with other
+ Learned and reverend fathers of his order,
+ Held a late court at Dunstable, six miles off
+ From Ampthill where the princess lay; to which
+ She was often cited by them, but appear'd not:
+ And, to be short, for not appearance and
+ The king's late scruple, by the main assent
+ Of all these learned men she was divorced,
+ And the late marriage made of none effect
+ Since which she was removed to Kimbolton,
+ Where she remains now sick.
+
+Second Gentleman Alas, good lady!
+
+ [Trumpets]
+
+ The trumpets sound: stand close, the queen is coming.
+
+ [Hautboys]
+
+ [THE ORDER OF THE CORONATION]
+
+ 1. A lively flourish of Trumpets.
+
+ 2. Then, two Judges.
+
+ 3. Lord Chancellor, with the purse and mace
+ before him.
+
+ 4. Choristers, singing.
+
+ [Music]
+
+ 5. Mayor of London, bearing the mace. Then
+ Garter, in his coat of arms, and on his
+ head a gilt copper crown.
+
+ 6. Marquess Dorset, bearing a sceptre of gold,
+ on his head a demi-coronal of gold. With
+ him, SURREY, bearing the rod of silver with
+ the dove, crowned with an earl's coronet.
+ Collars of SS.
+
+ 7. SUFFOLK, in his robe of estate, his coronet
+ on his head, bearing a long white wand, as
+ high-steward. With him, NORFOLK, with the
+ rod of marshalship, a coronet on his head.
+ Collars of SS.
+
+ 8. A canopy borne by four of the Cinque-ports;
+ under it, QUEEN ANNE in her robe; in her hair
+ richly adorned with pearl, crowned. On each
+ side her, the Bishops of London and
+ Winchester.
+
+ 9. The old Duchess of Norfolk, in a coronal of
+ gold, wrought with flowers, bearing QUEEN
+ ANNE's train.
+
+ 10. Certain Ladies or Countesses, with plain
+ circlets of gold without flowers.
+
+ [They pass over the stage in order and state]
+
+Second Gentleman A royal train, believe me. These I know:
+ Who's that that bears the sceptre?
+
+First Gentleman Marquess Dorset:
+ And that the Earl of Surrey, with the rod.
+
+Second Gentleman A bold brave gentleman. That should be
+ The Duke of Suffolk?
+
+First Gentleman 'Tis the same: high-steward.
+
+Second Gentleman And that my Lord of Norfolk?
+
+First Gentleman Yes;
+
+Second Gentleman Heaven bless thee!
+
+ [Looking on QUEEN ANNE]
+
+ Thou hast the sweetest face I ever look'd on.
+ Sir, as I have a soul, she is an angel;
+ Our king has all the Indies in his arms,
+ And more and richer, when he strains that lady:
+ I cannot blame his conscience.
+
+First Gentleman They that bear
+ The cloth of honour over her, are four barons
+ Of the Cinque-ports.
+
+Second Gentleman Those men are happy; and so are all are near her.
+ I take it, she that carries up the train
+ Is that old noble lady, Duchess of Norfolk.
+
+First Gentleman It is; and all the rest are countesses.
+
+Second Gentleman Their coronets say so. These are stars indeed;
+ And sometimes falling ones.
+
+First Gentleman No more of that.
+
+ [Exit procession, and then a great flourish of trumpets]
+
+ [Enter a third Gentleman]
+
+First Gentleman God save you, sir! where have you been broiling?
+
+Third Gentleman Among the crowd i' the Abbey; where a finger
+ Could not be wedged in more: I am stifled
+ With the mere rankness of their joy.
+
+Second Gentleman You saw
+ The ceremony?
+
+Third Gentleman That I did.
+
+First Gentleman How was it?
+
+Third Gentleman Well worth the seeing.
+
+Second Gentleman Good sir, speak it to us.
+
+Third Gentleman As well as I am able. The rich stream
+ Of lords and ladies, having brought the queen
+ To a prepared place in the choir, fell off
+ A distance from her; while her grace sat down
+ To rest awhile, some half an hour or so,
+ In a rich chair of state, opposing freely
+ The beauty of her person to the people.
+ Believe me, sir, she is the goodliest woman
+ That ever lay by man: which when the people
+ Had the full view of, such a noise arose
+ As the shrouds make at sea in a stiff tempest,
+ As loud, and to as many tunes: hats, cloaks--
+ Doublets, I think,--flew up; and had their faces
+ Been loose, this day they had been lost. Such joy
+ I never saw before. Great-bellied women,
+ That had not half a week to go, like rams
+ In the old time of war, would shake the press,
+ And make 'em reel before 'em. No man living
+ Could say 'This is my wife' there; all were woven
+ So strangely in one piece.
+
+Second Gentleman But, what follow'd?
+
+Third Gentleman At length her grace rose, and with modest paces
+ Came to the altar; where she kneel'd, and saint-like
+ Cast her fair eyes to heaven and pray'd devoutly.
+ Then rose again and bow'd her to the people:
+ When by the Archbishop of Canterbury
+ She had all the royal makings of a queen;
+ As holy oil, Edward Confessor's crown,
+ The rod, and bird of peace, and all such emblems
+ Laid nobly on her: which perform'd, the choir,
+ With all the choicest music of the kingdom,
+ Together sung 'Te Deum.' So she parted,
+ And with the same full state paced back again
+ To York-place, where the feast is held.
+
+First Gentleman Sir,
+ You must no more call it York-place, that's past;
+ For, since the cardinal fell, that title's lost:
+ 'Tis now the king's, and call'd Whitehall.
+
+Third Gentleman I know it;
+ But 'tis so lately alter'd, that the old name
+ Is fresh about me.
+
+Second Gentleman What two reverend bishops
+ Were those that went on each side of the queen?
+
+Third Gentleman Stokesly and Gardiner; the one of Winchester,
+ Newly preferr'd from the king's secretary,
+ The other, London.
+
+Second Gentleman He of Winchester
+ Is held no great good lover of the archbishop's,
+ The virtuous Cranmer.
+
+Third Gentleman All the land knows that:
+ However, yet there is no great breach; when it comes,
+ Cranmer will find a friend will not shrink from him.
+
+Second Gentleman Who may that be, I pray you?
+
+Third Gentleman Thomas Cromwell;
+ A man in much esteem with the king, and truly
+ A worthy friend. The king has made him master
+ O' the jewel house,
+ And one, already, of the privy council.
+
+Second Gentleman He will deserve more.
+
+Third Gentleman Yes, without all doubt.
+ Come, gentlemen, ye shall go my way, which
+ Is to the court, and there ye shall be my guests:
+ Something I can command. As I walk thither,
+ I'll tell ye more.
+
+Both You may command us, sir.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Kimbolton.
+
+
+ [Enter KATHARINE, Dowager, sick; led between
+ GRIFFITH, her gentleman usher, and PATIENCE, her woman]
+
+GRIFFITH How does your grace?
+
+KATHARINE O Griffith, sick to death!
+ My legs, like loaden branches, bow to the earth,
+ Willing to leave their burthen. Reach a chair:
+ So; now, methinks, I feel a little ease.
+ Didst thou not tell me, Griffith, as thou led'st me,
+ That the great child of honour, Cardinal Wolsey, Was dead?
+
+GRIFFITH Yes, madam; but I think your grace,
+ Out of the pain you suffer'd, gave no ear to't.
+
+KATHARINE Prithee, good Griffith, tell me how he died:
+ If well, he stepp'd before me, happily
+ For my example.
+
+GRIFFITH Well, the voice goes, madam:
+ For after the stout Earl Northumberland
+ Arrested him at York, and brought him forward,
+ As a man sorely tainted, to his answer,
+ He fell sick suddenly, and grew so ill
+ He could not sit his mule.
+
+KATHARINE Alas, poor man!
+
+GRIFFITH At last, with easy roads, he came to Leicester,
+ Lodged in the abbey; where the reverend abbot,
+ With all his covent, honourably received him;
+ To whom he gave these words, 'O, father abbot,
+ An old man, broken with the storms of state,
+ Is come to lay his weary bones among ye;
+ Give him a little earth for charity!'
+ So went to bed; where eagerly his sickness
+ Pursued him still: and, three nights after this,
+ About the hour of eight, which he himself
+ Foretold should be his last, full of repentance,
+ Continual meditations, tears, and sorrows,
+ He gave his honours to the world again,
+ His blessed part to heaven, and slept in peace.
+
+KATHARINE So may he rest; his faults lie gently on him!
+ Yet thus far, Griffith, give me leave to speak him,
+ And yet with charity. He was a man
+ Of an unbounded stomach, ever ranking
+ Himself with princes; one that, by suggestion,
+ Tied all the kingdom: simony was fair-play;
+ His own opinion was his law: i' the presence
+ He would say untruths; and be ever double
+ Both in his words and meaning: he was never,
+ But where he meant to ruin, pitiful:
+ His promises were, as he then was, mighty;
+ But his performance, as he is now, nothing:
+ Of his own body he was ill, and gave
+ The clergy in example.
+
+GRIFFITH Noble madam,
+ Men's evil manners live in brass; their virtues
+ We write in water. May it please your highness
+ To hear me speak his good now?
+
+KATHARINE Yes, good Griffith;
+ I were malicious else.
+
+GRIFFITH This cardinal,
+ Though from an humble stock, undoubtedly
+ Was fashion'd to much honour from his cradle.
+ He was a scholar, and a ripe and good one;
+ Exceeding wise, fair-spoken, and persuading:
+ Lofty and sour to them that loved him not;
+ But to those men that sought him sweet as summer.
+ And though he were unsatisfied in getting,
+ Which was a sin, yet in bestowing, madam,
+ He was most princely: ever witness for him
+ Those twins Of learning that he raised in you,
+ Ipswich and Oxford! one of which fell with him,
+ Unwilling to outlive the good that did it;
+ The other, though unfinish'd, yet so famous,
+ So excellent in art, and still so rising,
+ That Christendom shall ever speak his virtue.
+ His overthrow heap'd happiness upon him;
+ For then, and not till then, he felt himself,
+ And found the blessedness of being little:
+ And, to add greater honours to his age
+ Than man could give him, he died fearing God.
+
+KATHARINE After my death I wish no other herald,
+ No other speaker of my living actions,
+ To keep mine honour from corruption,
+ But such an honest chronicler as Griffith.
+ Whom I most hated living, thou hast made me,
+ With thy religious truth and modesty,
+ Now in his ashes honour: peace be with him!
+ Patience, be near me still; and set me lower:
+ I have not long to trouble thee. Good Griffith,
+ Cause the musicians play me that sad note
+ I named my knell, whilst I sit meditating
+ On that celestial harmony I go to.
+
+ [Sad and solemn music]
+
+GRIFFITH She is asleep: good wench, let's sit down quiet,
+ For fear we wake her: softly, gentle Patience.
+
+ [The vision. Enter, solemnly tripping one after
+ another, six personages, clad in white robes,
+ wearing on their heads garlands of bays, and golden
+ vizards on their faces; branches of bays or palm in
+ their hands. They first congee unto her, then
+ dance; and, at certain changes, the first two hold
+ a spare garland over her head; at which the other
+ four make reverent curtsies; then the two that held
+ the garland deliver the same to the other next two,
+ who observe the same order in their changes, and
+ holding the garland over her head: which done,
+ they deliver the same garland to the last two, who
+ likewise observe the same order: at which, as it
+ were by inspiration, she makes in her sleep signs
+ of rejoicing, and holdeth up her hands to heaven:
+ and so in their dancing vanish, carrying the
+ garland with them. The music continues]
+
+KATHARINE Spirits of peace, where are ye? are ye all gone,
+ And leave me here in wretchedness behind ye?
+
+GRIFFITH Madam, we are here.
+
+KATHARINE It is not you I call for:
+ Saw ye none enter since I slept?
+
+GRIFFITH None, madam.
+
+KATHARINE No? Saw you not, even now, a blessed troop
+ Invite me to a banquet; whose bright faces
+ Cast thousand beams upon me, like the sun?
+ They promised me eternal happiness;
+ And brought me garlands, Griffith, which I feel
+ I am not worthy yet to wear: I shall, assuredly.
+
+GRIFFITH I am most joyful, madam, such good dreams
+ Possess your fancy.
+
+KATHARINE Bid the music leave,
+ They are harsh and heavy to me.
+
+ [Music ceases]
+
+PATIENCE Do you note
+ How much her grace is alter'd on the sudden?
+ How long her face is drawn? how pale she looks,
+ And of an earthy cold? Mark her eyes!
+
+GRIFFITH She is going, wench: pray, pray.
+
+PATIENCE Heaven comfort her!
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger An't like your grace,--
+
+KATHARINE You are a saucy fellow:
+ Deserve we no more reverence?
+
+GRIFFITH You are to blame,
+ Knowing she will not lose her wonted greatness,
+ To use so rude behavior; go to, kneel.
+
+Messenger I humbly do entreat your highness' pardon;
+ My haste made me unmannerly. There is staying
+ A gentleman, sent from the king, to see you.
+
+KATHARINE Admit him entrance, Griffith: but this fellow
+ Let me ne'er see again.
+
+ [Exeunt GRIFFITH and Messenger]
+
+ [Re-enter GRIFFITH, with CAPUCIUS]
+
+ If my sight fail not,
+ You should be lord ambassador from the emperor,
+ My royal nephew, and your name Capucius.
+
+CAPUCIUS Madam, the same; your servant.
+
+KATHARINE O, my lord,
+ The times and titles now are alter'd strangely
+ With me since first you knew me. But, I pray you,
+ What is your pleasure with me?
+
+CAPUCIUS Noble lady,
+ First mine own service to your grace; the next,
+ The king's request that I would visit you;
+ Who grieves much for your weakness, and by me
+ Sends you his princely commendations,
+ And heartily entreats you take good comfort.
+
+KATHARINE O my good lord, that comfort comes too late;
+ 'Tis like a pardon after execution:
+ That gentle physic, given in time, had cured me;
+ But now I am past an comforts here, but prayers.
+ How does his highness?
+
+CAPUCIUS Madam, in good health.
+
+KATHARINE So may he ever do! and ever flourish,
+ When I shall dwell with worms, and my poor name
+ Banish'd the kingdom! Patience, is that letter,
+ I caused you write, yet sent away?
+
+PATIENCE No, madam.
+
+ [Giving it to KATHARINE]
+
+KATHARINE Sir, I most humbly pray you to deliver
+ This to my lord the king.
+
+CAPUCIUS Most willing, madam.
+
+KATHARINE In which I have commended to his goodness
+ The model of our chaste loves, his young daughter;
+ The dews of heaven fall thick in blessings on her!
+ Beseeching him to give her virtuous breeding--
+ She is young, and of a noble modest nature,
+ I hope she will deserve well,--and a little
+ To love her for her mother's sake, that loved him,
+ Heaven knows how dearly. My next poor petition
+ Is, that his noble grace would have some pity
+ Upon my wretched women, that so long
+ Have follow'd both my fortunes faithfully:
+ Of which there is not one, I dare avow,
+ And now I should not lie, but will deserve
+ For virtue and true beauty of the soul,
+ For honesty and decent carriage,
+ A right good husband, let him be a noble
+ And, sure, those men are happy that shall have 'em.
+ The last is, for my men; they are the poorest,
+ But poverty could never draw 'em from me;
+ That they may have their wages duly paid 'em,
+ And something over to remember me by:
+ If heaven had pleased to have given me longer life
+ And able means, we had not parted thus.
+ These are the whole contents: and, good my lord,
+ By that you love the dearest in this world,
+ As you wish Christian peace to souls departed,
+ Stand these poor people's friend, and urge the king
+ To do me this last right.
+
+CAPUCIUS By heaven, I will,
+ Or let me lose the fashion of a man!
+
+KATHARINE I thank you, honest lord. Remember me
+ In all humility unto his highness:
+ Say his long trouble now is passing
+ Out of this world; tell him, in death I bless'd him,
+ For so I will. Mine eyes grow dim. Farewell,
+ My lord. Griffith, farewell. Nay, Patience,
+ You must not leave me yet: I must to bed;
+ Call in more women. When I am dead, good wench,
+ Let me be used with honour: strew me over
+ With maiden flowers, that all the world may know
+ I was a chaste wife to my grave: embalm me,
+ Then lay me forth: although unqueen'd, yet like
+ A queen, and daughter to a king, inter me.
+ I can no more.
+
+ [Exeunt, leading KATHARINE]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. A gallery in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter GARDINER, Bishop of Winchester, a Page with a
+ torch before him, met by LOVELL]
+
+GARDINER It's one o'clock, boy, is't not?
+
+Boy It hath struck.
+
+GARDINER These should be hours for necessities,
+ Not for delights; times to repair our nature
+ With comforting repose, and not for us
+ To waste these times. Good hour of night, Sir Thomas!
+ Whither so late?
+
+LOVELL Came you from the king, my lord
+
+GARDINER I did, Sir Thomas: and left him at primero
+ With the Duke of Suffolk.
+
+LOVELL I must to him too,
+ Before he go to bed. I'll take my leave.
+
+GARDINER Not yet, Sir Thomas Lovell. What's the matter?
+ It seems you are in haste: an if there be
+ No great offence belongs to't, give your friend
+ Some touch of your late business: affairs, that walk,
+ As they say spirits do, at midnight, have
+ In them a wilder nature than the business
+ That seeks dispatch by day.
+
+LOVELL My lord, I love you;
+ And durst commend a secret to your ear
+ Much weightier than this work. The queen's in labour,
+ They say, in great extremity; and fear'd
+ She'll with the labour end.
+
+GARDINER The fruit she goes with
+ I pray for heartily, that it may find
+ Good time, and live: but for the stock, Sir Thomas,
+ I wish it grubb'd up now.
+
+LOVELL Methinks I could
+ Cry the amen; and yet my conscience says
+ She's a good creature, and, sweet lady, does
+ Deserve our better wishes.
+
+GARDINER But, sir, sir,
+ Hear me, Sir Thomas: you're a gentleman
+ Of mine own way; I know you wise, religious;
+ And, let me tell you, it will ne'er be well,
+ 'Twill not, Sir Thomas Lovell, take't of me,
+ Till Cranmer, Cromwell, her two hands, and she,
+ Sleep in their graves.
+
+LOVELL Now, sir, you speak of two
+ The most remark'd i' the kingdom. As for Cromwell,
+ Beside that of the jewel house, is made master
+ O' the rolls, and the king's secretary; further, sir,
+ Stands in the gap and trade of moe preferments,
+ With which the time will load him. The archbishop
+ Is the king's hand and tongue; and who dare speak
+ One syllable against him?
+
+GARDINER Yes, yes, Sir Thomas,
+ There are that dare; and I myself have ventured
+ To speak my mind of him: and indeed this day,
+ Sir, I may tell it you, I think I have
+ Incensed the lords o' the council, that he is,
+ For so I know he is, they know he is,
+ A most arch heretic, a pestilence
+ That does infect the land: with which they moved
+ Have broken with the king; who hath so far
+ Given ear to our complaint, of his great grace
+ And princely care foreseeing those fell mischiefs
+ Our reasons laid before him, hath commanded
+ To-morrow morning to the council-board
+ He be convented. He's a rank weed, Sir Thomas,
+ And we must root him out. From your affairs
+ I hinder you too long: good night, Sir Thomas.
+
+LOVELL Many good nights, my lord: I rest your servant.
+
+ [Exeunt GARDINER and Page]
+
+ [Enter KING HENRY VIII and SUFFOLK]
+
+KING HENRY VIII Charles, I will play no more tonight;
+ My mind's not on't; you are too hard for me.
+
+SUFFOLK Sir, I did never win of you before.
+
+KING HENRY VIII But little, Charles;
+ Nor shall not, when my fancy's on my play.
+ Now, Lovell, from the queen what is the news?
+
+LOVELL I could not personally deliver to her
+ What you commanded me, but by her woman
+ I sent your message; who return'd her thanks
+ In the great'st humbleness, and desired your highness
+ Most heartily to pray for her.
+
+KING HENRY VIII What say'st thou, ha?
+ To pray for her? what, is she crying out?
+
+LOVELL So said her woman; and that her sufferance made
+ Almost each pang a death.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Alas, good lady!
+
+SUFFOLK God safely quit her of her burthen, and
+ With gentle travail, to the gladding of
+ Your highness with an heir!
+
+KING HENRY VIII 'Tis midnight, Charles;
+ Prithee, to bed; and in thy prayers remember
+ The estate of my poor queen. Leave me alone;
+ For I must think of that which company
+ Would not be friendly to.
+
+SUFFOLK I wish your highness
+ A quiet night; and my good mistress will
+ Remember in my prayers.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Charles, good night.
+
+ [Exit SUFFOLK]
+
+ [Enter DENNY]
+
+ Well, sir, what follows?
+
+DENNY Sir, I have brought my lord the archbishop,
+ As you commanded me.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Ha! Canterbury?
+
+DENNY Ay, my good lord.
+
+KING HENRY VIII 'Tis true: where is he, Denny?
+
+DENNY He attends your highness' pleasure.
+
+ [Exit DENNY]
+
+LOVELL [Aside] This is about that which the bishop spake:
+ I am happily come hither.
+
+ [Re-enter DENNY, with CRANMER]
+
+KING HENRY VIII Avoid the gallery.
+
+ [LOVELL seems to stay]
+
+ Ha! I have said. Be gone. What!
+
+ [Exeunt LOVELL and DENNY]
+
+CRANMER [Aside]
+ I am fearful: wherefore frowns he thus?
+ 'Tis his aspect of terror. All's not well.
+
+KING HENRY VIII How now, my lord! you desire to know
+ Wherefore I sent for you.
+
+CRANMER [Kneeling] It is my duty
+ To attend your highness' pleasure.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Pray you, arise,
+ My good and gracious Lord of Canterbury.
+ Come, you and I must walk a turn together;
+ I have news to tell you: come, come, give me your hand.
+ Ah, my good lord, I grieve at what I speak,
+ And am right sorry to repeat what follows
+ I have, and most unwillingly, of late
+ Heard many grievous, I do say, my lord,
+ Grievous complaints of you; which, being consider'd,
+ Have moved us and our council, that you shall
+ This morning come before us; where, I know,
+ You cannot with such freedom purge yourself,
+ But that, till further trial in those charges
+ Which will require your answer, you must take
+ Your patience to you, and be well contented
+ To make your house our Tower: you a brother of us,
+ It fits we thus proceed, or else no witness
+ Would come against you.
+
+CRANMER [Kneeling]
+
+ I humbly thank your highness;
+ And am right glad to catch this good occasion
+ Most throughly to be winnow'd, where my chaff
+ And corn shall fly asunder: for, I know,
+ There's none stands under more calumnious tongues
+ Than I myself, poor man.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Stand up, good Canterbury:
+ Thy truth and thy integrity is rooted
+ In us, thy friend: give me thy hand, stand up:
+ Prithee, let's walk. Now, by my holidame.
+ What manner of man are you? My lord, I look'd
+ You would have given me your petition, that
+ I should have ta'en some pains to bring together
+ Yourself and your accusers; and to have heard you,
+ Without indurance, further.
+
+CRANMER Most dread liege,
+ The good I stand on is my truth and honesty:
+ If they shall fail, I, with mine enemies,
+ Will triumph o'er my person; which I weigh not,
+ Being of those virtues vacant. I fear nothing
+ What can be said against me.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Know you not
+ How your state stands i' the world, with the whole world?
+ Your enemies are many, and not small; their practises
+ Must bear the same proportion; and not ever
+ The justice and the truth o' the question carries
+ The due o' the verdict with it: at what ease
+ Might corrupt minds procure knaves as corrupt
+ To swear against you? such things have been done.
+ You are potently opposed; and with a malice
+ Of as great size. Ween you of better luck,
+ I mean, in perjured witness, than your master,
+ Whose minister you are, whiles here he lived
+ Upon this naughty earth? Go to, go to;
+ You take a precipice for no leap of danger,
+ And woo your own destruction.
+
+CRANMER God and your majesty
+ Protect mine innocence, or I fall into
+ The trap is laid for me!
+
+KING HENRY VIII Be of good cheer;
+ They shall no more prevail than we give way to.
+ Keep comfort to you; and this morning see
+ You do appear before them: if they shall chance,
+ In charging you with matters, to commit you,
+ The best persuasions to the contrary
+ Fail not to use, and with what vehemency
+ The occasion shall instruct you: if entreaties
+ Will render you no remedy, this ring
+ Deliver them, and your appeal to us
+ There make before them. Look, the good man weeps!
+ He's honest, on mine honour. God's blest mother!
+ I swear he is true--hearted; and a soul
+ None better in my kingdom. Get you gone,
+ And do as I have bid you.
+
+ [Exit CRANMER]
+
+ He has strangled
+ His language in his tears.
+
+ [Enter Old Lady, LOVELL following]
+
+Gentleman [Within] Come back: what mean you?
+
+Old Lady I'll not come back; the tidings that I bring
+ Will make my boldness manners. Now, good angels
+ Fly o'er thy royal head, and shade thy person
+ Under their blessed wings!
+
+KING HENRY VIII Now, by thy looks
+ I guess thy message. Is the queen deliver'd?
+ Say, ay; and of a boy.
+
+Old Lady Ay, ay, my liege;
+ And of a lovely boy: the God of heaven
+ Both now and ever bless her! 'tis a girl,
+ Promises boys hereafter. Sir, your queen
+ Desires your visitation, and to be
+ Acquainted with this stranger 'tis as like you
+ As cherry is to cherry.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Lovell!
+
+LOVELL Sir?
+
+KING HENRY VIII Give her an hundred marks. I'll to the queen.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Old Lady An hundred marks! By this light, I'll ha' more.
+ An ordinary groom is for such payment.
+ I will have more, or scold it out of him.
+ Said I for this, the girl was like to him?
+ I will have more, or else unsay't; and now,
+ While it is hot, I'll put it to the issue.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Before the council-chamber. Pursuivants, Pages, &c.
+ attending.
+
+
+ [Enter CRANMER]
+
+CRANMER I hope I am not too late; and yet the gentleman,
+ That was sent to me from the council, pray'd me
+ To make great haste. All fast? what means this? Ho!
+ Who waits there? Sure, you know me?
+
+ [Enter Keeper]
+
+Keeper Yes, my lord;
+ But yet I cannot help you.
+
+CRANMER Why?
+
+ [Enter DOCTOR BUTTS]
+
+Keeper Your grace must wait till you be call'd for.
+
+CRANMER So.
+
+DOCTOR BUTTS [Aside] This is a piece of malice. I am glad
+ I came this way so happily: the king
+ Shall understand it presently.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CRANMER [Aside] 'Tis Butts,
+ The king's physician: as he pass'd along,
+ How earnestly he cast his eyes upon me!
+ Pray heaven, he sound not my disgrace! For certain,
+ This is of purpose laid by some that hate me--
+ God turn their hearts! I never sought their malice--
+ To quench mine honour: they would shame to make me
+ Wait else at door, a fellow-counsellor,
+ 'Mong boys, grooms, and lackeys. But their pleasures
+ Must be fulfill'd, and I attend with patience.
+
+ [Enter the KING HENRY VIII and DOCTOR BUTTS at a window above]
+
+DOCTOR BUTTS I'll show your grace the strangest sight--
+
+KING HENRY VIII What's that, Butts?
+
+DOCTOR BUTTS I think your highness saw this many a day.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Body o' me, where is it?
+
+DOCTOR BUTTS There, my lord:
+ The high promotion of his grace of Canterbury;
+ Who holds his state at door, 'mongst pursuivants,
+ Pages, and footboys.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Ha! 'tis he, indeed:
+ Is this the honour they do one another?
+ 'Tis well there's one above 'em yet. I had thought
+ They had parted so much honesty among 'em
+ At least, good manners, as not thus to suffer
+ A man of his place, and so near our favour,
+ To dance attendance on their lordships' pleasures,
+ And at the door too, like a post with packets.
+ By holy Mary, Butts, there's knavery:
+ Let 'em alone, and draw the curtain close:
+ We shall hear more anon.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III The Council-Chamber.
+
+
+ [Enter Chancellor; places himself at the upper end
+ of the table on the left hand; a seat being left
+ void above him, as for CRANMER's seat. SUFFOLK,
+ NORFOLK, SURREY, Chamberlain, GARDINER, seat
+ themselves in order on each side. CROMWELL at
+ lower end, as secretary. Keeper at the door]
+
+Chancellor Speak to the business, master-secretary:
+ Why are we met in council?
+
+CROMWELL Please your honours,
+ The chief cause concerns his grace of Canterbury.
+
+GARDINER Has he had knowledge of it?
+
+CROMWELL Yes.
+
+NORFOLK Who waits there?
+
+Keeper Without, my noble lords?
+
+GARDINER Yes.
+
+Keeper My lord archbishop;
+ And has done half an hour, to know your pleasures.
+
+Chancellor Let him come in.
+
+Keeper Your grace may enter now.
+
+ [CRANMER enters and approaches the council-table]
+
+Chancellor My good lord archbishop, I'm very sorry
+ To sit here at this present, and behold
+ That chair stand empty: but we all are men,
+ In our own natures frail, and capable
+ Of our flesh; few are angels: out of which frailty
+ And want of wisdom, you, that best should teach us,
+ Have misdemean'd yourself, and not a little,
+ Toward the king first, then his laws, in filling
+ The whole realm, by your teaching and your chaplains,
+ For so we are inform'd, with new opinions,
+ Divers and dangerous; which are heresies,
+ And, not reform'd, may prove pernicious.
+
+GARDINER Which reformation must be sudden too,
+ My noble lords; for those that tame wild horses
+ Pace 'em not in their hands to make 'em gentle,
+ But stop their mouths with stubborn bits, and spur 'em,
+ Till they obey the manage. If we suffer,
+ Out of our easiness and childish pity
+ To one man's honour, this contagious sickness,
+ Farewell all physic: and what follows then?
+ Commotions, uproars, with a general taint
+ Of the whole state: as, of late days, our neighbours,
+ The upper Germany, can dearly witness,
+ Yet freshly pitied in our memories.
+
+CRANMER My good lords, hitherto, in all the progress
+ Both of my life and office, I have labour'd,
+ And with no little study, that my teaching
+ And the strong course of my authority
+ Might go one way, and safely; and the end
+ Was ever, to do well: nor is there living,
+ I speak it with a single heart, my lords,
+ A man that more detests, more stirs against,
+ Both in his private conscience and his place,
+ Defacers of a public peace, than I do.
+ Pray heaven, the king may never find a heart
+ With less allegiance in it! Men that make
+ Envy and crooked malice nourishment
+ Dare bite the best. I do beseech your lordships,
+ That, in this case of justice, my accusers,
+ Be what they will, may stand forth face to face,
+ And freely urge against me.
+
+SUFFOLK Nay, my lord,
+ That cannot be: you are a counsellor,
+ And, by that virtue, no man dare accuse you.
+
+GARDINER My lord, because we have business of more moment,
+ We will be short with you. 'Tis his highness' pleasure,
+ And our consent, for better trial of you,
+ From hence you be committed to the Tower;
+ Where, being but a private man again,
+ You shall know many dare accuse you boldly,
+ More than, I fear, you are provided for.
+
+CRANMER Ah, my good Lord of Winchester, I thank you;
+ You are always my good friend; if your will pass,
+ I shall both find your lordship judge and juror,
+ You are so merciful: I see your end;
+ 'Tis my undoing: love and meekness, lord,
+ Become a churchman better than ambition:
+ Win straying souls with modesty again,
+ Cast none away. That I shall clear myself,
+ Lay all the weight ye can upon my patience,
+ I make as little doubt, as you do conscience
+ In doing daily wrongs. I could say more,
+ But reverence to your calling makes me modest.
+
+GARDINER My lord, my lord, you are a sectary,
+ That's the plain truth: your painted gloss discovers,
+ To men that understand you, words and weakness.
+
+CROMWELL My Lord of Winchester, you are a little,
+ By your good favour, too sharp; men so noble,
+ However faulty, yet should find respect
+ For what they have been: 'tis a cruelty
+ To load a falling man.
+
+GARDINER Good master secretary,
+ I cry your honour mercy; you may, worst
+ Of all this table, say so.
+
+CROMWELL Why, my lord?
+
+GARDINER Do not I know you for a favourer
+ Of this new sect? ye are not sound.
+
+CROMWELL Not sound?
+
+GARDINER Not sound, I say.
+
+CROMWELL Would you were half so honest!
+ Men's prayers then would seek you, not their fears.
+
+GARDINER I shall remember this bold language.
+
+CROMWELL Do.
+ Remember your bold life too.
+
+Chancellor This is too much;
+ Forbear, for shame, my lords.
+
+GARDINER I have done.
+
+CROMWELL And I.
+
+Chancellor Then thus for you, my lord: it stands agreed,
+ I take it, by all voices, that forthwith
+ You be convey'd to the Tower a prisoner;
+ There to remain till the king's further pleasure
+ Be known unto us: are you all agreed, lords?
+
+All We are.
+
+CRANMER Is there no other way of mercy,
+ But I must needs to the Tower, my lords?
+
+GARDINER What other
+ Would you expect? you are strangely troublesome.
+ Let some o' the guard be ready there.
+
+ [Enter Guard]
+
+CRANMER For me?
+ Must I go like a traitor thither?
+
+GARDINER Receive him,
+ And see him safe i' the Tower.
+
+CRANMER Stay, good my lords,
+ I have a little yet to say. Look there, my lords;
+ By virtue of that ring, I take my cause
+ Out of the gripes of cruel men, and give it
+ To a most noble judge, the king my master.
+
+Chamberlain This is the king's ring.
+
+SURREY 'Tis no counterfeit.
+
+SUFFOLK 'Tis the right ring, by heaven: I told ye all,
+ When ye first put this dangerous stone a-rolling,
+ 'Twould fall upon ourselves.
+
+NORFOLK Do you think, my lords,
+ The king will suffer but the little finger
+ Of this man to be vex'd?
+
+Chancellor 'Tis now too certain:
+ How much more is his life in value with him?
+ Would I were fairly out on't!
+
+CROMWELL My mind gave me,
+ In seeking tales and informations
+ Against this man, whose honesty the devil
+ And his disciples only envy at,
+ Ye blew the fire that burns ye: now have at ye!
+
+ [Enter KING, frowning on them; takes his seat]
+
+GARDINER Dread sovereign, how much are we bound to heaven
+ In daily thanks, that gave us such a prince;
+ Not only good and wise, but most religious:
+ One that, in all obedience, makes the church
+ The chief aim of his honour; and, to strengthen
+ That holy duty, out of dear respect,
+ His royal self in judgment comes to hear
+ The cause betwixt her and this great offender.
+
+KING HENRY VIII You were ever good at sudden commendations,
+ Bishop of Winchester. But know, I come not
+ To hear such flattery now, and in my presence;
+ They are too thin and bare to hide offences.
+ To me you cannot reach, you play the spaniel,
+ And think with wagging of your tongue to win me;
+ But, whatsoe'er thou takest me for, I'm sure
+ Thou hast a cruel nature and a bloody.
+
+ [To CRANMER]
+
+ Good man, sit down. Now let me see the proudest
+ He, that dares most, but wag his finger at thee:
+ By all that's holy, he had better starve
+ Than but once think this place becomes thee not.
+
+SURREY May it please your grace,--
+
+KING HENRY VIII No, sir, it does not please me.
+ I had thought I had had men of some understanding
+ And wisdom of my council; but I find none.
+ Was it discretion, lords, to let this man,
+ This good man,--few of you deserve that title,--
+ This honest man, wait like a lousy footboy
+ At chamber--door? and one as great as you are?
+ Why, what a shame was this! Did my commission
+ Bid ye so far forget yourselves? I gave ye
+ Power as he was a counsellor to try him,
+ Not as a groom: there's some of ye, I see,
+ More out of malice than integrity,
+ Would try him to the utmost, had ye mean;
+ Which ye shall never have while I live.
+
+Chancellor Thus far,
+ My most dread sovereign, may it like your grace
+ To let my tongue excuse all. What was purposed
+ Concerning his imprisonment, was rather,
+ If there be faith in men, meant for his trial,
+ And fair purgation to the world, than malice,
+ I'm sure, in me.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Well, well, my lords, respect him;
+ Take him, and use him well, he's worthy of it.
+ I will say thus much for him, if a prince
+ May be beholding to a subject, I
+ Am, for his love and service, so to him.
+ Make me no more ado, but all embrace him:
+ Be friends, for shame, my lords! My Lord of
+ Canterbury,
+ I have a suit which you must not deny me;
+ That is, a fair young maid that yet wants baptism,
+ You must be godfather, and answer for her.
+
+CRANMER The greatest monarch now alive may glory
+ In such an honour: how may I deserve it
+ That am a poor and humble subject to you?
+
+KING HENRY VIII Come, come, my lord, you'ld spare your spoons: you
+ shall have two noble partners with you; the old
+ Duchess of Norfolk, and Lady Marquess Dorset: will
+ these please you?
+ Once more, my Lord of Winchester, I charge you,
+ Embrace and love this man.
+
+GARDINER With a true heart
+ And brother-love I do it.
+
+CRANMER And let heaven
+ Witness, how dear I hold this confirmation.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Good man, those joyful tears show thy true heart:
+ The common voice, I see, is verified
+ Of thee, which says thus, 'Do my Lord of Canterbury
+ A shrewd turn, and he is your friend for ever.'
+ Come, lords, we trifle time away; I long
+ To have this young one made a Christian.
+ As I have made ye one, lords, one remain;
+ So I grow stronger, you more honour gain.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The palace yard.
+
+
+ [Noise and tumult within. Enter Porter and his Man]
+
+Porter You'll leave your noise anon, ye rascals: do you
+ take the court for Paris-garden? ye rude slaves,
+ leave your gaping.
+
+ [Within]
+
+ Good master porter, I belong to the larder.
+
+Porter Belong to the gallows, and be hanged, ye rogue! is
+ this a place to roar in? Fetch me a dozen crab-tree
+ staves, and strong ones: these are but switches to
+ 'em. I'll scratch your heads: you must be seeing
+ christenings? do you look for ale and cakes here,
+ you rude rascals?
+
+Man Pray, sir, be patient: 'tis as much impossible--
+ Unless we sweep 'em from the door with cannons--
+ To scatter 'em, as 'tis to make 'em sleep
+ On May-day morning; which will never be:
+ We may as well push against Powle's, as stir em.
+
+Porter How got they in, and be hang'd?
+
+Man Alas, I know not; how gets the tide in?
+ As much as one sound cudgel of four foot--
+ You see the poor remainder--could distribute,
+ I made no spare, sir.
+
+Porter You did nothing, sir.
+
+Man I am not Samson, nor Sir Guy, nor Colbrand,
+ To mow 'em down before me: but if I spared any
+ That had a head to hit, either young or old,
+ He or she, cuckold or cuckold-maker,
+ Let me ne'er hope to see a chine again
+ And that I would not for a cow, God save her!
+
+ [Within]
+
+ Do you hear, master porter?
+
+Porter I shall be with you presently, good master puppy.
+ Keep the door close, sirrah.
+
+Man What would you have me do?
+
+Porter What should you do, but knock 'em down by the
+ dozens? Is this Moorfields to muster in? or have
+ we some strange Indian with the great tool come to
+ court, the women so besiege us? Bless me, what a
+ fry of fornication is at door! On my Christian
+ conscience, this one christening will beget a
+ thousand; here will be father, godfather, and all together.
+
+Man The spoons will be the bigger, sir. There is a
+ fellow somewhat near the door, he should be a
+ brazier by his face, for, o' my conscience, twenty
+ of the dog-days now reign in's nose; all that stand
+ about him are under the line, they need no other
+ penance: that fire-drake did I hit three times on
+ the head, and three times was his nose discharged
+ against me; he stands there, like a mortar-piece, to
+ blow us. There was a haberdasher's wife of small
+ wit near him, that railed upon me till her pinked
+ porringer fell off her head, for kindling such a
+ combustion in the state. I missed the meteor once,
+ and hit that woman; who cried out 'Clubs!' when I
+ might see from far some forty truncheoners draw to
+ her succor, which were the hope o' the Strand, where
+ she was quartered. They fell on; I made good my
+ place: at length they came to the broom-staff to
+ me; I defied 'em still: when suddenly a file of
+ boys behind 'em, loose shot, delivered such a shower
+ of pebbles, that I was fain to draw mine honour in,
+ and let 'em win the work: the devil was amongst
+ 'em, I think, surely.
+
+Porter These are the youths that thunder at a playhouse,
+ and fight for bitten apples; that no audience, but
+ the tribulation of Tower-hill, or the limbs of
+ Limehouse, their dear brothers, are able to endure.
+ I have some of 'em in Limbo Patrum, and there they
+ are like to dance these three days; besides the
+ running banquet of two beadles that is to come.
+
+ [Enter Chamberlain]
+
+Chamberlain Mercy o' me, what a multitude are here!
+ They grow still too; from all parts they are coming,
+ As if we kept a fair here! Where are these porters,
+ These lazy knaves? Ye have made a fine hand, fellows:
+ There's a trim rabble let in: are all these
+ Your faithful friends o' the suburbs? We shall have
+ Great store of room, no doubt, left for the ladies,
+ When they pass back from the christening.
+
+Porter An't please
+ your honour,
+ We are but men; and what so many may do,
+ Not being torn a-pieces, we have done:
+ An army cannot rule 'em.
+
+Chamberlain As I live,
+ If the king blame me for't, I'll lay ye all
+ By the heels, and suddenly; and on your heads
+ Clap round fines for neglect: ye are lazy knaves;
+ And here ye lie baiting of bombards, when
+ Ye should do service. Hark! the trumpets sound;
+ They're come already from the christening:
+ Go, break among the press, and find a way out
+ To let the troop pass fairly; or I'll find
+ A Marshalsea shall hold ye play these two months.
+
+Porter Make way there for the princess.
+
+Man You great fellow,
+ Stand close up, or I'll make your head ache.
+
+Porter You i' the camlet, get up o' the rail;
+ I'll peck you o'er the pales else.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter trumpets, sounding; then two Aldermen, Lord
+ Mayor, Garter, CRANMER, NORFOLK with his marshal's
+ staff, SUFFOLK, two Noblemen bearing great
+ standing-bowls for the christening-gifts; then
+ four Noblemen bearing a canopy, under which the
+ Duchess of Norfolk, godmother, bearing the child
+ richly habited in a mantle, &c., train borne by a
+ Lady; then follows the Marchioness Dorset, the
+ other godmother, and Ladies. The troop pass once
+ about the stage, and Garter speaks]
+
+Garter Heaven, from thy endless goodness, send prosperous
+ life, long, and ever happy, to the high and mighty
+ princess of England, Elizabeth!
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING HENRY VIII and Guard]
+
+CRANMER [Kneeling] And to your royal grace, and the good queen,
+ My noble partners, and myself, thus pray:
+ All comfort, joy, in this most gracious lady,
+ Heaven ever laid up to make parents happy,
+ May hourly fall upon ye!
+
+KING HENRY VIII Thank you, good lord archbishop:
+ What is her name?
+
+CRANMER Elizabeth.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Stand up, lord.
+
+ [KING HENRY VIII kisses the child]
+
+ With this kiss take my blessing: God protect thee!
+ Into whose hand I give thy life.
+
+CRANMER Amen.
+
+KING HENRY VIII My noble gossips, ye have been too prodigal:
+ I thank ye heartily; so shall this lady,
+ When she has so much English.
+
+CRANMER Let me speak, sir,
+ For heaven now bids me; and the words I utter
+ Let none think flattery, for they'll find 'em truth.
+ This royal infant--heaven still move about her!--
+ Though in her cradle, yet now promises
+ Upon this land a thousand thousand blessings,
+ Which time shall bring to ripeness: she shall be--
+ But few now living can behold that goodness--
+ A pattern to all princes living with her,
+ And all that shall succeed: Saba was never
+ More covetous of wisdom and fair virtue
+ Than this pure soul shall be: all princely graces,
+ That mould up such a mighty piece as this is,
+ With all the virtues that attend the good,
+ Shall still be doubled on her: truth shall nurse her,
+ Holy and heavenly thoughts still counsel her:
+ She shall be loved and fear'd: her own shall bless her;
+ Her foes shake like a field of beaten corn,
+ And hang their heads with sorrow: good grows with her:
+ In her days every man shall eat in safety,
+ Under his own vine, what he plants; and sing
+ The merry songs of peace to all his neighbours:
+ God shall be truly known; and those about her
+ From her shall read the perfect ways of honour,
+ And by those claim their greatness, not by blood.
+ Nor shall this peace sleep with her: but as when
+ The bird of wonder dies, the maiden phoenix,
+ Her ashes new create another heir,
+ As great in admiration as herself;
+ So shall she leave her blessedness to one,
+ When heaven shall call her from this cloud of darkness,
+ Who from the sacred ashes of her honour
+ Shall star-like rise, as great in fame as she was,
+ And so stand fix'd: peace, plenty, love, truth, terror,
+ That were the servants to this chosen infant,
+ Shall then be his, and like a vine grow to him:
+ Wherever the bright sun of heaven shall shine,
+ His honour and the greatness of his name
+ Shall be, and make new nations: he shall flourish,
+ And, like a mountain cedar, reach his branches
+ To all the plains about him: our children's children
+ Shall see this, and bless heaven.
+
+KING HENRY VIII Thou speakest wonders.
+
+CRANMER She shall be, to the happiness of England,
+ An aged princess; many days shall see her,
+ And yet no day without a deed to crown it.
+ Would I had known no more! but she must die,
+ She must, the saints must have her; yet a virgin,
+ A most unspotted lily shall she pass
+ To the ground, and all the world shall mourn her.
+
+KING HENRY VIII O lord archbishop,
+ Thou hast made me now a man! never, before
+ This happy child, did I get any thing:
+ This oracle of comfort has so pleased me,
+ That when I am in heaven I shall desire
+ To see what this child does, and praise my Maker.
+ I thank ye all. To you, my good lord mayor,
+ And your good brethren, I am much beholding;
+ I have received much honour by your presence,
+ And ye shall find me thankful. Lead the way, lords:
+ Ye must all see the queen, and she must thank ye,
+ She will be sick else. This day, no man think
+ Has business at his house; for all shall stay:
+ This little one shall make it holiday.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING HENRY VIII
+
+ EPILOGUE
+
+
+ 'Tis ten to one this play can never please
+ All that are here: some come to take their ease,
+ And sleep an act or two; but those, we fear,
+ We have frighted with our trumpets; so, 'tis clear,
+ They'll say 'tis naught: others, to hear the city
+ Abused extremely, and to cry 'That's witty!'
+ Which we have not done neither: that, I fear,
+ All the expected good we're like to hear
+ For this play at this time, is only in
+ The merciful construction of good women;
+ For such a one we show'd 'em: if they smile,
+ And say 'twill do, I know, within a while
+ All the best men are ours; for 'tis ill hap,
+ If they hold when their ladies bid 'em clap.
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+KING JOHN:
+
+PRINCE HENRY son to the king.
+
+ARTHUR Duke of Bretagne, nephew to the king.
+
+The Earl of
+PEMBROKE (PEMBROKE:)
+
+The Earl of ESSEX (ESSEX:)
+
+The Earl of
+SALISBURY (SALISBURY:)
+
+The Lord BIGOT (BIGOT:)
+
+HUBERT DE BURGH (HUBERT:)
+
+ROBERT
+FAULCONBRIDGE Son to Sir Robert Faulconbridge. (ROBERT:)
+
+PHILIP the BASTARD his half-brother. (BASTARD:)
+
+JAMES GURNEY servant to Lady Faulconbridge. (GURNEY:)
+
+PETER Of Pomfret a prophet. (PETER:)
+
+PHILIP King of France. (KING PHILIP:)
+
+LEWIS the Dauphin.
+
+LYMOGES Duke of AUSTRIA. (AUSTRIA:)
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH the Pope's legate.
+
+MELUN a French Lord.
+
+CHATILLON ambassador from France to King John.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR mother to King John.
+
+CONSTANCE mother to Arthur.
+
+BLANCH of Spain niece to King John. (BLANCH:)
+
+LADY FAULCONBRIDGE:
+
+ Lords, Citizens of Angiers, Sheriff, Heralds,
+ Officers, Soldiers, Messengers, and other Attendants.
+ (First Citizen:)
+ (French Herald:)
+ (English Herald:)
+ (First Executioner:)
+ (Messenger:)
+
+
+SCENE Partly in England, and partly in France.
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I KING JOHN'S palace.
+
+
+ [Enter KING JOHN, QUEEN ELINOR, PEMBROKE, ESSEX,
+ SALISBURY, and others, with CHATILLON]
+
+KING JOHN Now, say, Chatillon, what would France with us?
+
+CHATILLON Thus, after greeting, speaks the King of France
+ In my behavior to the majesty,
+ The borrow'd majesty, of England here.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR A strange beginning: 'borrow'd majesty!'
+
+KING JOHN Silence, good mother; hear the embassy.
+
+CHATILLON Philip of France, in right and true behalf
+ Of thy deceased brother Geffrey's son,
+ Arthur Plantagenet, lays most lawful claim
+ To this fair island and the territories,
+ To Ireland, Poictiers, Anjou, Touraine, Maine,
+ Desiring thee to lay aside the sword
+ Which sways usurpingly these several titles,
+ And put these same into young Arthur's hand,
+ Thy nephew and right royal sovereign.
+
+KING JOHN What follows if we disallow of this?
+
+CHATILLON The proud control of fierce and bloody war,
+ To enforce these rights so forcibly withheld.
+
+KING JOHN Here have we war for war and blood for blood,
+ Controlment for controlment: so answer France.
+
+CHATILLON Then take my king's defiance from my mouth,
+ The farthest limit of my embassy.
+
+KING JOHN Bear mine to him, and so depart in peace:
+ Be thou as lightning in the eyes of France;
+ For ere thou canst report I will be there,
+ The thunder of my cannon shall be heard:
+ So hence! Be thou the trumpet of our wrath
+ And sullen presage of your own decay.
+ An honourable conduct let him have:
+ Pembroke, look to 't. Farewell, Chatillon.
+
+ [Exeunt CHATILLON and PEMBROKE]
+
+QUEEN ELINOR What now, my son! have I not ever said
+ How that ambitious Constance would not cease
+ Till she had kindled France and all the world,
+ Upon the right and party of her son?
+ This might have been prevented and made whole
+ With very easy arguments of love,
+ Which now the manage of two kingdoms must
+ With fearful bloody issue arbitrate.
+
+KING JOHN Our strong possession and our right for us.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR Your strong possession much more than your right,
+ Or else it must go wrong with you and me:
+ So much my conscience whispers in your ear,
+ Which none but heaven and you and I shall hear.
+
+ [Enter a Sheriff]
+
+ESSEX My liege, here is the strangest controversy
+ Come from country to be judged by you,
+ That e'er I heard: shall I produce the men?
+
+KING JOHN Let them approach.
+ Our abbeys and our priories shall pay
+ This expedition's charge.
+
+ [Enter ROBERT and the BASTARD]
+
+ What men are you?
+
+BASTARD Your faithful subject I, a gentleman
+ Born in Northamptonshire and eldest son,
+ As I suppose, to Robert Faulconbridge,
+ A soldier, by the honour-giving hand
+ Of Coeur-de-lion knighted in the field.
+
+KING JOHN What art thou?
+
+ROBERT The son and heir to that same Faulconbridge.
+
+KING JOHN Is that the elder, and art thou the heir?
+ You came not of one mother then, it seems.
+
+BASTARD Most certain of one mother, mighty king;
+ That is well known; and, as I think, one father:
+ But for the certain knowledge of that truth
+ I put you o'er to heaven and to my mother:
+ Of that I doubt, as all men's children may.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR Out on thee, rude man! thou dost shame thy mother
+ And wound her honour with this diffidence.
+
+BASTARD I, madam? no, I have no reason for it;
+ That is my brother's plea and none of mine;
+ The which if he can prove, a' pops me out
+ At least from fair five hundred pound a year:
+ Heaven guard my mother's honour and my land!
+
+KING JOHN A good blunt fellow. Why, being younger born,
+ Doth he lay claim to thine inheritance?
+
+BASTARD I know not why, except to get the land.
+ But once he slander'd me with bastardy:
+ But whether I be as true begot or no,
+ That still I lay upon my mother's head,
+ But that I am as well begot, my liege,--
+ Fair fall the bones that took the pains for me!--
+ Compare our faces and be judge yourself.
+ If old sir Robert did beget us both
+ And were our father and this son like him,
+ O old sir Robert, father, on my knee
+ I give heaven thanks I was not like to thee!
+
+KING JOHN Why, what a madcap hath heaven lent us here!
+
+QUEEN ELINOR He hath a trick of Coeur-de-lion's face;
+ The accent of his tongue affecteth him.
+ Do you not read some tokens of my son
+ In the large composition of this man?
+
+KING JOHN Mine eye hath well examined his parts
+ And finds them perfect Richard. Sirrah, speak,
+ What doth move you to claim your brother's land?
+
+BASTARD Because he hath a half-face, like my father.
+ With half that face would he have all my land:
+ A half-faced groat five hundred pound a year!
+
+ROBERT My gracious liege, when that my father lived,
+ Your brother did employ my father much,--
+
+BASTARD Well, sir, by this you cannot get my land:
+ Your tale must be how he employ'd my mother.
+
+ROBERT And once dispatch'd him in an embassy
+ To Germany, there with the emperor
+ To treat of high affairs touching that time.
+ The advantage of his absence took the king
+ And in the mean time sojourn'd at my father's;
+ Where how he did prevail I shame to speak,
+ But truth is truth: large lengths of seas and shores
+ Between my father and my mother lay,
+ As I have heard my father speak himself,
+ When this same lusty gentleman was got.
+ Upon his death-bed he by will bequeath'd
+ His lands to me, and took it on his death
+ That this my mother's son was none of his;
+ And if he were, he came into the world
+ Full fourteen weeks before the course of time.
+ Then, good my liege, let me have what is mine,
+ My father's land, as was my father's will.
+
+KING JOHN Sirrah, your brother is legitimate;
+ Your father's wife did after wedlock bear him,
+ And if she did play false, the fault was hers;
+ Which fault lies on the hazards of all husbands
+ That marry wives. Tell me, how if my brother,
+ Who, as you say, took pains to get this son,
+ Had of your father claim'd this son for his?
+ In sooth, good friend, your father might have kept
+ This calf bred from his cow from all the world;
+ In sooth he might; then, if he were my brother's,
+ My brother might not claim him; nor your father,
+ Being none of his, refuse him: this concludes;
+ My mother's son did get your father's heir;
+ Your father's heir must have your father's land.
+
+ROBERT Shall then my father's will be of no force
+ To dispossess that child which is not his?
+
+BASTARD Of no more force to dispossess me, sir,
+ Than was his will to get me, as I think.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR Whether hadst thou rather be a Faulconbridge
+ And like thy brother, to enjoy thy land,
+ Or the reputed son of Coeur-de-lion,
+ Lord of thy presence and no land beside?
+
+BASTARD Madam, an if my brother had my shape,
+ And I had his, sir Robert's his, like him;
+ And if my legs were two such riding-rods,
+ My arms such eel-skins stuff'd, my face so thin
+ That in mine ear I durst not stick a rose
+ Lest men should say 'Look, where three-farthings goes!'
+ And, to his shape, were heir to all this land,
+ Would I might never stir from off this place,
+ I would give it every foot to have this face;
+ I would not be sir Nob in any case.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR I like thee well: wilt thou forsake thy fortune,
+ Bequeath thy land to him and follow me?
+ I am a soldier and now bound to France.
+
+BASTARD Brother, take you my land, I'll take my chance.
+ Your face hath got five hundred pound a year,
+ Yet sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear.
+ Madam, I'll follow you unto the death.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR Nay, I would have you go before me thither.
+
+BASTARD Our country manners give our betters way.
+
+KING JOHN What is thy name?
+
+BASTARD Philip, my liege, so is my name begun,
+ Philip, good old sir Robert's wife's eldest son.
+
+KING JOHN From henceforth bear his name whose form thou bear'st:
+ Kneel thou down Philip, but rise more great,
+ Arise sir Richard and Plantagenet.
+
+BASTARD Brother by the mother's side, give me your hand:
+ My father gave me honour, yours gave land.
+ Now blessed by the hour, by night or day,
+ When I was got, sir Robert was away!
+
+QUEEN ELINOR The very spirit of Plantagenet!
+ I am thy grandam, Richard; call me so.
+
+BASTARD Madam, by chance but not by truth; what though?
+ Something about, a little from the right,
+ In at the window, or else o'er the hatch:
+ Who dares not stir by day must walk by night,
+ And have is have, however men do catch:
+ Near or far off, well won is still well shot,
+ And I am I, howe'er I was begot.
+
+KING JOHN Go, Faulconbridge: now hast thou thy desire;
+ A landless knight makes thee a landed squire.
+ Come, madam, and come, Richard, we must speed
+ For France, for France, for it is more than need.
+
+BASTARD Brother, adieu: good fortune come to thee!
+ For thou wast got i' the way of honesty.
+
+ [Exeunt all but BASTARD]
+
+ A foot of honour better than I was;
+ But many a many foot of land the worse.
+ Well, now can I make any Joan a lady.
+ 'Good den, sir Richard!'--'God-a-mercy, fellow!'--
+ And if his name be George, I'll call him Peter;
+ For new-made honour doth forget men's names;
+ 'Tis too respective and too sociable
+ For your conversion. Now your traveller,
+ He and his toothpick at my worship's mess,
+ And when my knightly stomach is sufficed,
+ Why then I suck my teeth and catechise
+ My picked man of countries: 'My dear sir,'
+ Thus, leaning on mine elbow, I begin,
+ 'I shall beseech you'--that is question now;
+ And then comes answer like an Absey book:
+ 'O sir,' says answer, 'at your best command;
+ At your employment; at your service, sir;'
+ 'No, sir,' says question, 'I, sweet sir, at yours:'
+ And so, ere answer knows what question would,
+ Saving in dialogue of compliment,
+ And talking of the Alps and Apennines,
+ The Pyrenean and the river Po,
+ It draws toward supper in conclusion so.
+ But this is worshipful society
+ And fits the mounting spirit like myself,
+ For he is but a bastard to the time
+ That doth not smack of observation;
+ And so am I, whether I smack or no;
+ And not alone in habit and device,
+ Exterior form, outward accoutrement,
+ But from the inward motion to deliver
+ Sweet, sweet, sweet poison for the age's tooth:
+ Which, though I will not practise to deceive,
+ Yet, to avoid deceit, I mean to learn;
+ For it shall strew the footsteps of my rising.
+ But who comes in such haste in riding-robes?
+ What woman-post is this? hath she no husband
+ That will take pains to blow a horn before her?
+
+ [Enter LADY FAULCONBRIDGE and GURNEY]
+
+ O me! it is my mother. How now, good lady!
+ What brings you here to court so hastily?
+
+LADY FAULCONBRIDGE Where is that slave, thy brother? where is he,
+ That holds in chase mine honour up and down?
+
+BASTARD My brother Robert? old sir Robert's son?
+ Colbrand the giant, that same mighty man?
+ Is it sir Robert's son that you seek so?
+
+LADY FAULCONBRIDGE Sir Robert's son! Ay, thou unreverend boy,
+ Sir Robert's son: why scorn'st thou at sir Robert?
+ He is sir Robert's son, and so art thou.
+
+BASTARD James Gurney, wilt thou give us leave awhile?
+
+GURNEY Good leave, good Philip.
+
+BASTARD Philip! sparrow: James,
+ There's toys abroad: anon I'll tell thee more.
+
+ [Exit GURNEY]
+
+ Madam, I was not old sir Robert's son:
+ Sir Robert might have eat his part in me
+ Upon Good-Friday and ne'er broke his fast:
+ Sir Robert could do well: marry, to confess,
+ Could he get me? Sir Robert could not do it:
+ We know his handiwork: therefore, good mother,
+ To whom am I beholding for these limbs?
+ Sir Robert never holp to make this leg.
+
+LADY FAULCONBRIDGE Hast thou conspired with thy brother too,
+ That for thine own gain shouldst defend mine honour?
+ What means this scorn, thou most untoward knave?
+
+BASTARD Knight, knight, good mother, Basilisco-like.
+ What! I am dubb'd! I have it on my shoulder.
+ But, mother, I am not sir Robert's son;
+ I have disclaim'd sir Robert and my land;
+ Legitimation, name and all is gone:
+ Then, good my mother, let me know my father;
+ Some proper man, I hope: who was it, mother?
+
+LADY FAULCONBRIDGE Hast thou denied thyself a Faulconbridge?
+
+BASTARD As faithfully as I deny the devil.
+
+LADY FAULCONBRIDGE King Richard Coeur-de-lion was thy father:
+ By long and vehement suit I was seduced
+ To make room for him in my husband's bed:
+ Heaven lay not my transgression to my charge!
+ Thou art the issue of my dear offence,
+ Which was so strongly urged past my defence.
+
+BASTARD Now, by this light, were I to get again,
+ Madam, I would not wish a better father.
+ Some sins do bear their privilege on earth,
+ And so doth yours; your fault was not your folly:
+ Needs must you lay your heart at his dispose,
+ Subjected tribute to commanding love,
+ Against whose fury and unmatched force
+ The aweless lion could not wage the fight,
+ Nor keep his princely heart from Richard's hand.
+ He that perforce robs lions of their hearts
+ May easily win a woman's. Ay, my mother,
+ With all my heart I thank thee for my father!
+ Who lives and dares but say thou didst not well
+ When I was got, I'll send his soul to hell.
+ Come, lady, I will show thee to my kin;
+ And they shall say, when Richard me begot,
+ If thou hadst said him nay, it had been sin:
+ Who says it was, he lies; I say 'twas not.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I France. Before Angiers.
+
+
+ [Enter AUSTRIA and forces, drums, etc. on one side:
+ on the other KING PHILIP and his power; LEWIS,
+ ARTHUR, CONSTANCE and attendants]
+
+LEWIS Before Angiers well met, brave Austria.
+ Arthur, that great forerunner of thy blood,
+ Richard, that robb'd the lion of his heart
+ And fought the holy wars in Palestine,
+ By this brave duke came early to his grave:
+ And for amends to his posterity,
+ At our importance hither is he come,
+ To spread his colours, boy, in thy behalf,
+ And to rebuke the usurpation
+ Of thy unnatural uncle, English John:
+ Embrace him, love him, give him welcome hither.
+
+ARTHUR God shall forgive you Coeur-de-lion's death
+ The rather that you give his offspring life,
+ Shadowing their right under your wings of war:
+ I give you welcome with a powerless hand,
+ But with a heart full of unstained love:
+ Welcome before the gates of Angiers, duke.
+
+LEWIS A noble boy! Who would not do thee right?
+
+AUSTRIA Upon thy cheek lay I this zealous kiss,
+ As seal to this indenture of my love,
+ That to my home I will no more return,
+ Till Angiers and the right thou hast in France,
+ Together with that pale, that white-faced shore,
+ Whose foot spurns back the ocean's roaring tides
+ And coops from other lands her islanders,
+ Even till that England, hedged in with the main,
+ That water-walled bulwark, still secure
+ And confident from foreign purposes,
+ Even till that utmost corner of the west
+ Salute thee for her king: till then, fair boy,
+ Will I not think of home, but follow arms.
+
+CONSTANCE O, take his mother's thanks, a widow's thanks,
+ Till your strong hand shall help to give him strength
+ To make a more requital to your love!
+
+AUSTRIA The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords
+ In such a just and charitable war.
+
+KING PHILIP Well then, to work: our cannon shall be bent
+ Against the brows of this resisting town.
+ Call for our chiefest men of discipline,
+ To cull the plots of best advantages:
+ We'll lay before this town our royal bones,
+ Wade to the market-place in Frenchmen's blood,
+ But we will make it subject to this boy.
+
+CONSTANCE Stay for an answer to your embassy,
+ Lest unadvised you stain your swords with blood:
+ My Lord Chatillon may from England bring,
+ That right in peace which here we urge in war,
+ And then we shall repent each drop of blood
+ That hot rash haste so indirectly shed.
+
+ [Enter CHATILLON]
+
+KING PHILIP A wonder, lady! lo, upon thy wish,
+ Our messenger Chatillon is arrived!
+ What England says, say briefly, gentle lord;
+ We coldly pause for thee; Chatillon, speak.
+
+CHATILLON Then turn your forces from this paltry siege
+ And stir them up against a mightier task.
+ England, impatient of your just demands,
+ Hath put himself in arms: the adverse winds,
+ Whose leisure I have stay'd, have given him time
+ To land his legions all as soon as I;
+ His marches are expedient to this town,
+ His forces strong, his soldiers confident.
+ With him along is come the mother-queen,
+ An Ate, stirring him to blood and strife;
+ With her her niece, the Lady Blanch of Spain;
+ With them a bastard of the king's deceased,
+ And all the unsettled humours of the land,
+ Rash, inconsiderate, fiery voluntaries,
+ With ladies' faces and fierce dragons' spleens,
+ Have sold their fortunes at their native homes,
+ Bearing their birthrights proudly on their backs,
+ To make hazard of new fortunes here:
+ In brief, a braver choice of dauntless spirits
+ Than now the English bottoms have waft o'er
+ Did nearer float upon the swelling tide,
+ To do offence and scath in Christendom.
+
+ [Drum beats]
+
+ The interruption of their churlish drums
+ Cuts off more circumstance: they are at hand,
+ To parley or to fight; therefore prepare.
+
+KING PHILIP How much unlook'd for is this expedition!
+
+AUSTRIA By how much unexpected, by so much
+ We must awake endavour for defence;
+ For courage mounteth with occasion:
+ Let them be welcome then: we are prepared.
+
+ [Enter KING JOHN, QUEEN ELINOR, BLANCH, the BASTARD,
+ Lords, and forces]
+
+KING JOHN Peace be to France, if France in peace permit
+ Our just and lineal entrance to our own;
+ If not, bleed France, and peace ascend to heaven,
+ Whiles we, God's wrathful agent, do correct
+ Their proud contempt that beats His peace to heaven.
+
+KING PHILIP Peace be to England, if that war return
+ From France to England, there to live in peace.
+ England we love; and for that England's sake
+ With burden of our armour here we sweat.
+ This toil of ours should be a work of thine;
+ But thou from loving England art so far,
+ That thou hast under-wrought his lawful king
+ Cut off the sequence of posterity,
+ Out-faced infant state and done a rape
+ Upon the maiden virtue of the crown.
+ Look here upon thy brother Geffrey's face;
+ These eyes, these brows, were moulded out of his:
+ This little abstract doth contain that large
+ Which died in Geffrey, and the hand of time
+ Shall draw this brief into as huge a volume.
+ That Geffrey was thy elder brother born,
+ And this his son; England was Geffrey's right
+ And this is Geffrey's: in the name of God
+ How comes it then that thou art call'd a king,
+ When living blood doth in these temples beat,
+ Which owe the crown that thou o'ermasterest?
+
+KING JOHN From whom hast thou this great commission, France,
+ To draw my answer from thy articles?
+
+KING PHILIP From that supernal judge, that stirs good thoughts
+ In any breast of strong authority,
+ To look into the blots and stains of right:
+ That judge hath made me guardian to this boy:
+ Under whose warrant I impeach thy wrong
+ And by whose help I mean to chastise it.
+
+KING JOHN Alack, thou dost usurp authority.
+
+KING PHILIP Excuse; it is to beat usurping down.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR Who is it thou dost call usurper, France?
+
+CONSTANCE Let me make answer; thy usurping son.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR Out, insolent! thy bastard shall be king,
+ That thou mayst be a queen, and cheque the world!
+
+CONSTANCE My bed was ever to thy son as true
+ As thine was to thy husband; and this boy
+ Liker in feature to his father Geffrey
+ Than thou and John in manners; being as like
+ As rain to water, or devil to his dam.
+ My boy a bastard! By my soul, I think
+ His father never was so true begot:
+ It cannot be, an if thou wert his mother.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR There's a good mother, boy, that blots thy father.
+
+CONSTANCE There's a good grandam, boy, that would blot thee.
+
+AUSTRIA Peace!
+
+BASTARD Hear the crier.
+
+AUSTRIA What the devil art thou?
+
+BASTARD One that will play the devil, sir, with you,
+ An a' may catch your hide and you alone:
+ You are the hare of whom the proverb goes,
+ Whose valour plucks dead lions by the beard;
+ I'll smoke your skin-coat, an I catch you right;
+ Sirrah, look to't; i' faith, I will, i' faith.
+
+BLANCH O, well did he become that lion's robe
+ That did disrobe the lion of that robe!
+
+BASTARD It lies as sightly on the back of him
+ As great Alcides' shows upon an ass:
+ But, ass, I'll take that burthen from your back,
+ Or lay on that shall make your shoulders crack.
+
+AUSTRIA What craker is this same that deafs our ears
+ With this abundance of superfluous breath?
+
+KING PHILIP Lewis, determine what we shall do straight.
+
+LEWIS Women and fools, break off your conference.
+ King John, this is the very sum of all;
+ England and Ireland, Anjou, Touraine, Maine,
+ In right of Arthur do I claim of thee:
+ Wilt thou resign them and lay down thy arms?
+
+KING JOHN My life as soon: I do defy thee, France.
+ Arthur of Bretagne, yield thee to my hand;
+ And out of my dear love I'll give thee more
+ Than e'er the coward hand of France can win:
+ Submit thee, boy.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR Come to thy grandam, child.
+
+CONSTANCE Do, child, go to it grandam, child:
+ Give grandam kingdom, and it grandam will
+ Give it a plum, a cherry, and a fig:
+ There's a good grandam.
+
+ARTHUR Good my mother, peace!
+ I would that I were low laid in my grave:
+ I am not worth this coil that's made for me.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR His mother shames him so, poor boy, he weeps.
+
+CONSTANCE Now shame upon you, whether she does or no!
+ His grandam's wrongs, and not his mother's shames,
+ Draws those heaven-moving pearls from his poor eyes,
+ Which heaven shall take in nature of a fee;
+ Ay, with these crystal beads heaven shall be bribed
+ To do him justice and revenge on you.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR Thou monstrous slanderer of heaven and earth!
+
+CONSTANCE Thou monstrous injurer of heaven and earth!
+ Call not me slanderer; thou and thine usurp
+ The dominations, royalties and rights
+ Of this oppressed boy: this is thy eld'st son's son,
+ Infortunate in nothing but in thee:
+ Thy sins are visited in this poor child;
+ The canon of the law is laid on him,
+ Being but the second generation
+ Removed from thy sin-conceiving womb.
+
+KING JOHN Bedlam, have done.
+
+CONSTANCE I have but this to say,
+ That he is not only plagued for her sin,
+ But God hath made her sin and her the plague
+ On this removed issue, plague for her
+ And with her plague; her sin his injury,
+ Her injury the beadle to her sin,
+ All punish'd in the person of this child,
+ And all for her; a plague upon her!
+
+QUEEN ELINOR Thou unadvised scold, I can produce
+ A will that bars the title of thy son.
+
+CONSTANCE Ay, who doubts that? a will! a wicked will:
+ A woman's will; a canker'd grandam's will!
+
+KING PHILIP Peace, lady! pause, or be more temperate:
+ It ill beseems this presence to cry aim
+ To these ill-tuned repetitions.
+ Some trumpet summon hither to the walls
+ These men of Angiers: let us hear them speak
+ Whose title they admit, Arthur's or John's.
+
+ [Trumpet sounds. Enter certain Citizens upon the walls]
+
+First Citizen Who is it that hath warn'd us to the walls?
+
+KING PHILIP 'Tis France, for England.
+
+KING JOHN England, for itself.
+ You men of Angiers, and my loving subjects--
+
+KING PHILIP You loving men of Angiers, Arthur's subjects,
+ Our trumpet call'd you to this gentle parle--
+
+KING JOHN For our advantage; therefore hear us first.
+ These flags of France, that are advanced here
+ Before the eye and prospect of your town,
+ Have hither march'd to your endamagement:
+ The cannons have their bowels full of wrath,
+ And ready mounted are they to spit forth
+ Their iron indignation 'gainst your walls:
+ All preparation for a bloody siege
+ All merciless proceeding by these French
+ Confronts your city's eyes, your winking gates;
+ And but for our approach those sleeping stones,
+ That as a waist doth girdle you about,
+ By the compulsion of their ordinance
+ By this time from their fixed beds of lime
+ Had been dishabited, and wide havoc made
+ For bloody power to rush upon your peace.
+ But on the sight of us your lawful king,
+ Who painfully with much expedient march
+ Have brought a countercheque before your gates,
+ To save unscratch'd your city's threatened cheeks,
+ Behold, the French amazed vouchsafe a parle;
+ And now, instead of bullets wrapp'd in fire,
+ To make a shaking fever in your walls,
+ They shoot but calm words folded up in smoke,
+ To make a faithless error in your ears:
+ Which trust accordingly, kind citizens,
+ And let us in, your king, whose labour'd spirits,
+ Forwearied in this action of swift speed,
+ Crave harbourage within your city walls.
+
+KING PHILIP When I have said, make answer to us both.
+ Lo, in this right hand, whose protection
+ Is most divinely vow'd upon the right
+ Of him it holds, stands young Plantagenet,
+ Son to the elder brother of this man,
+ And king o'er him and all that he enjoys:
+ For this down-trodden equity, we tread
+ In warlike march these greens before your town,
+ Being no further enemy to you
+ Than the constraint of hospitable zeal
+ In the relief of this oppressed child
+ Religiously provokes. Be pleased then
+ To pay that duty which you truly owe
+ To that owes it, namely this young prince:
+ And then our arms, like to a muzzled bear,
+ Save in aspect, hath all offence seal'd up;
+ Our cannons' malice vainly shall be spent
+ Against the invulnerable clouds of heaven;
+ And with a blessed and unvex'd retire,
+ With unhack'd swords and helmets all unbruised,
+ We will bear home that lusty blood again
+ Which here we came to spout against your town,
+ And leave your children, wives and you in peace.
+ But if you fondly pass our proffer'd offer,
+ 'Tis not the roundure of your old-faced walls
+ Can hide you from our messengers of war,
+ Though all these English and their discipline
+ Were harbour'd in their rude circumference.
+ Then tell us, shall your city call us lord,
+ In that behalf which we have challenged it?
+ Or shall we give the signal to our rage
+ And stalk in blood to our possession?
+
+First Citizen In brief, we are the king of England's subjects:
+ For him, and in his right, we hold this town.
+
+KING JOHN Acknowledge then the king, and let me in.
+
+First Citizen That can we not; but he that proves the king,
+ To him will we prove loyal: till that time
+ Have we ramm'd up our gates against the world.
+
+KING JOHN Doth not the crown of England prove the king?
+ And if not that, I bring you witnesses,
+ Twice fifteen thousand hearts of England's breed,--
+
+BASTARD Bastards, and else.
+
+KING JOHN To verify our title with their lives.
+
+KING PHILIP As many and as well-born bloods as those,--
+
+BASTARD Some bastards too.
+
+KING PHILIP Stand in his face to contradict his claim.
+
+First Citizen Till you compound whose right is worthiest,
+ We for the worthiest hold the right from both.
+
+KING JOHN Then God forgive the sin of all those souls
+ That to their everlasting residence,
+ Before the dew of evening fall, shall fleet,
+ In dreadful trial of our kingdom's king!
+
+KING PHILIP Amen, amen! Mount, chevaliers! to arms!
+
+BASTARD Saint George, that swinged the dragon, and e'er since
+ Sits on his horseback at mine hostess' door,
+ Teach us some fence!
+
+ [To AUSTRIA]
+
+ Sirrah, were I at home,
+ At your den, sirrah, with your lioness
+ I would set an ox-head to your lion's hide,
+ And make a monster of you.
+
+AUSTRIA Peace! no more.
+
+BASTARD O tremble, for you hear the lion roar.
+
+KING JOHN Up higher to the plain; where we'll set forth
+ In best appointment all our regiments.
+
+BASTARD Speed then, to take advantage of the field.
+
+KING PHILIP It shall be so; and at the other hill
+ Command the rest to stand. God and our right!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Here after excursions, enter the Herald of France,
+ with trumpets, to the gates]
+
+French Herald You men of Angiers, open wide your gates,
+ And let young Arthur, Duke of Bretagne, in,
+ Who by the hand of France this day hath made
+ Much work for tears in many an English mother,
+ Whose sons lie scattered on the bleeding ground;
+ Many a widow's husband grovelling lies,
+ Coldly embracing the discolour'd earth;
+ And victory, with little loss, doth play
+ Upon the dancing banners of the French,
+ Who are at hand, triumphantly display'd,
+ To enter conquerors and to proclaim
+ Arthur of Bretagne England's king and yours.
+
+ [Enter English Herald, with trumpet]
+
+English Herald Rejoice, you men of Angiers, ring your bells:
+ King John, your king and England's doth approach,
+ Commander of this hot malicious day:
+ Their armours, that march'd hence so silver-bright,
+ Hither return all gilt with Frenchmen's blood;
+ There stuck no plume in any English crest
+ That is removed by a staff of France;
+ Our colours do return in those same hands
+ That did display them when we first march'd forth;
+ And, like a troop of jolly huntsmen, come
+ Our lusty English, all with purpled hands,
+ Dyed in the dying slaughter of their foes:
+ Open your gates and gives the victors way.
+
+First Citizen Heralds, from off our towers we might behold,
+ From first to last, the onset and retire
+ Of both your armies; whose equality
+ By our best eyes cannot be censured:
+ Blood hath bought blood and blows have answered blows;
+ Strength match'd with strength, and power confronted power:
+ Both are alike; and both alike we like.
+ One must prove greatest: while they weigh so even,
+ We hold our town for neither, yet for both.
+
+ [Re-enter KING JOHN and KING PHILIP, with their
+ powers, severally]
+
+KING JOHN France, hast thou yet more blood to cast away?
+ Say, shall the current of our right run on?
+ Whose passage, vex'd with thy impediment,
+ Shall leave his native channel and o'erswell
+ With course disturb'd even thy confining shores,
+ Unless thou let his silver water keep
+ A peaceful progress to the ocean.
+
+KING PHILIP England, thou hast not saved one drop of blood,
+ In this hot trial, more than we of France;
+ Rather, lost more. And by this hand I swear,
+ That sways the earth this climate overlooks,
+ Before we will lay down our just-borne arms,
+ We'll put thee down, 'gainst whom these arms we bear,
+ Or add a royal number to the dead,
+ Gracing the scroll that tells of this war's loss
+ With slaughter coupled to the name of kings.
+
+BASTARD Ha, majesty! how high thy glory towers,
+ When the rich blood of kings is set on fire!
+ O, now doth Death line his dead chaps with steel;
+ The swords of soldiers are his teeth, his fangs;
+ And now he feasts, mousing the flesh of men,
+ In undetermined differences of kings.
+ Why stand these royal fronts amazed thus?
+ Cry, 'havoc!' kings; back to the stained field,
+ You equal potents, fiery kindled spirits!
+ Then let confusion of one part confirm
+ The other's peace: till then, blows, blood and death!
+
+KING JOHN Whose party do the townsmen yet admit?
+
+KING PHILIP Speak, citizens, for England; who's your king?
+
+First Citizen The king of England; when we know the king.
+
+KING PHILIP Know him in us, that here hold up his right.
+
+KING JOHN In us, that are our own great deputy
+ And bear possession of our person here,
+ Lord of our presence, Angiers, and of you.
+
+First Citizen A greater power then we denies all this;
+ And till it be undoubted, we do lock
+ Our former scruple in our strong-barr'd gates;
+ King'd of our fears, until our fears, resolved,
+ Be by some certain king purged and deposed.
+
+BASTARD By heaven, these scroyles of Angiers flout you, kings,
+ And stand securely on their battlements,
+ As in a theatre, whence they gape and point
+ At your industrious scenes and acts of death.
+ Your royal presences be ruled by me:
+ Do like the mutines of Jerusalem,
+ Be friends awhile and both conjointly bend
+ Your sharpest deeds of malice on this town:
+ By east and west let France and England mount
+ Their battering cannon charged to the mouths,
+ Till their soul-fearing clamours have brawl'd down
+ The flinty ribs of this contemptuous city:
+ I'ld play incessantly upon these jades,
+ Even till unfenced desolation
+ Leave them as naked as the vulgar air.
+ That done, dissever your united strengths,
+ And part your mingled colours once again;
+ Turn face to face and bloody point to point;
+ Then, in a moment, Fortune shall cull forth
+ Out of one side her happy minion,
+ To whom in favour she shall give the day,
+ And kiss him with a glorious victory.
+ How like you this wild counsel, mighty states?
+ Smacks it not something of the policy?
+
+KING JOHN Now, by the sky that hangs above our heads,
+ I like it well. France, shall we knit our powers
+ And lay this Angiers even to the ground;
+ Then after fight who shall be king of it?
+
+BASTARD An if thou hast the mettle of a king,
+ Being wronged as we are by this peevish town,
+ Turn thou the mouth of thy artillery,
+ As we will ours, against these saucy walls;
+ And when that we have dash'd them to the ground,
+ Why then defy each other and pell-mell
+ Make work upon ourselves, for heaven or hell.
+
+KING PHILIP Let it be so. Say, where will you assault?
+
+KING JOHN We from the west will send destruction
+ Into this city's bosom.
+
+AUSTRIA I from the north.
+
+KING PHILIP Our thunder from the south
+ Shall rain their drift of bullets on this town.
+
+BASTARD O prudent discipline! From north to south:
+ Austria and France shoot in each other's mouth:
+ I'll stir them to it. Come, away, away!
+
+First Citizen Hear us, great kings: vouchsafe awhile to stay,
+ And I shall show you peace and fair-faced league;
+ Win you this city without stroke or wound;
+ Rescue those breathing lives to die in beds,
+ That here come sacrifices for the field:
+ Persever not, but hear me, mighty kings.
+
+KING JOHN Speak on with favour; we are bent to hear.
+
+First Citizen That daughter there of Spain, the Lady Blanch,
+ Is niece to England: look upon the years
+ Of Lewis the Dauphin and that lovely maid:
+ If lusty love should go in quest of beauty,
+ Where should he find it fairer than in Blanch?
+ If zealous love should go in search of virtue,
+ Where should he find it purer than in Blanch?
+ If love ambitious sought a match of birth,
+ Whose veins bound richer blood than Lady Blanch?
+ Such as she is, in beauty, virtue, birth,
+ Is the young Dauphin every way complete:
+ If not complete of, say he is not she;
+ And she again wants nothing, to name want,
+ If want it be not that she is not he:
+ He is the half part of a blessed man,
+ Left to be finished by such as she;
+ And she a fair divided excellence,
+ Whose fulness of perfection lies in him.
+ O, two such silver currents, when they join,
+ Do glorify the banks that bound them in;
+ And two such shores to two such streams made one,
+ Two such controlling bounds shall you be, kings,
+ To these two princes, if you marry them.
+ This union shall do more than battery can
+ To our fast-closed gates; for at this match,
+ With swifter spleen than powder can enforce,
+ The mouth of passage shall we fling wide ope,
+ And give you entrance: but without this match,
+ The sea enraged is not half so deaf,
+ Lions more confident, mountains and rocks
+ More free from motion, no, not Death himself
+ In moral fury half so peremptory,
+ As we to keep this city.
+
+BASTARD Here's a stay
+ That shakes the rotten carcass of old Death
+ Out of his rags! Here's a large mouth, indeed,
+ That spits forth death and mountains, rocks and seas,
+ Talks as familiarly of roaring lions
+ As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
+ What cannoneer begot this lusty blood?
+ He speaks plain cannon fire, and smoke and bounce;
+ He gives the bastinado with his tongue:
+ Our ears are cudgell'd; not a word of his
+ But buffets better than a fist of France:
+ Zounds! I was never so bethump'd with words
+ Since I first call'd my brother's father dad.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR Son, list to this conjunction, make this match;
+ Give with our niece a dowry large enough:
+ For by this knot thou shalt so surely tie
+ Thy now unsured assurance to the crown,
+ That yon green boy shall have no sun to ripe
+ The bloom that promiseth a mighty fruit.
+ I see a yielding in the looks of France;
+ Mark, how they whisper: urge them while their souls
+ Are capable of this ambition,
+ Lest zeal, now melted by the windy breath
+ Of soft petitions, pity and remorse,
+ Cool and congeal again to what it was.
+
+First Citizen Why answer not the double majesties
+ This friendly treaty of our threaten'd town?
+
+KING PHILIP Speak England first, that hath been forward first
+ To speak unto this city: what say you?
+
+KING JOHN If that the Dauphin there, thy princely son,
+ Can in this book of beauty read 'I love,'
+ Her dowry shall weigh equal with a queen:
+ For Anjou and fair Touraine, Maine, Poictiers,
+ And all that we upon this side the sea,
+ Except this city now by us besieged,
+ Find liable to our crown and dignity,
+ Shall gild her bridal bed and make her rich
+ In titles, honours and promotions,
+ As she in beauty, education, blood,
+ Holds hand with any princess of the world.
+
+KING PHILIP What say'st thou, boy? look in the lady's face.
+
+LEWIS I do, my lord; and in her eye I find
+ A wonder, or a wondrous miracle,
+ The shadow of myself form'd in her eye:
+ Which being but the shadow of your son,
+ Becomes a sun and makes your son a shadow:
+ I do protest I never loved myself
+ Till now infixed I beheld myself
+ Drawn in the flattering table of her eye.
+
+ [Whispers with BLANCH]
+
+BASTARD Drawn in the flattering table of her eye!
+ Hang'd in the frowning wrinkle of her brow!
+ And quarter'd in her heart! he doth espy
+ Himself love's traitor: this is pity now,
+ That hang'd and drawn and quartered, there should be
+ In such a love so vile a lout as he.
+
+BLANCH My uncle's will in this respect is mine:
+ If he see aught in you that makes him like,
+ That any thing he sees, which moves his liking,
+ I can with ease translate it to my will;
+ Or if you will, to speak more properly,
+ I will enforce it easily to my love.
+ Further I will not flatter you, my lord,
+ That all I see in you is worthy love,
+ Than this; that nothing do I see in you,
+ Though churlish thoughts themselves should be your judge,
+ That I can find should merit any hate.
+
+KING JOHN What say these young ones? What say you my niece?
+
+BLANCH That she is bound in honour still to do
+ What you in wisdom still vouchsafe to say.
+
+KING JOHN Speak then, prince Dauphin; can you love this lady?
+
+LEWIS Nay, ask me if I can refrain from love;
+ For I do love her most unfeignedly.
+
+KING JOHN Then do I give Volquessen, Touraine, Maine,
+ Poictiers and Anjou, these five provinces,
+ With her to thee; and this addition more,
+ Full thirty thousand marks of English coin.
+ Philip of France, if thou be pleased withal,
+ Command thy son and daughter to join hands.
+
+KING PHILIP It likes us well; young princes, close your hands.
+
+AUSTRIA And your lips too; for I am well assured
+ That I did so when I was first assured.
+
+KING PHILIP Now, citizens of Angiers, ope your gates,
+ Let in that amity which you have made;
+ For at Saint Mary's chapel presently
+ The rites of marriage shall be solemnized.
+ Is not the Lady Constance in this troop?
+ I know she is not, for this match made up
+ Her presence would have interrupted much:
+ Where is she and her son? tell me, who knows.
+
+LEWIS She is sad and passionate at your highness' tent.
+
+KING PHILIP And, by my faith, this league that we have made
+ Will give her sadness very little cure.
+ Brother of England, how may we content
+ This widow lady? In her right we came;
+ Which we, God knows, have turn'd another way,
+ To our own vantage.
+
+KING JOHN We will heal up all;
+ For we'll create young Arthur Duke of Bretagne
+ And Earl of Richmond; and this rich fair town
+ We make him lord of. Call the Lady Constance;
+ Some speedy messenger bid her repair
+ To our solemnity: I trust we shall,
+ If not fill up the measure of her will,
+ Yet in some measure satisfy her so
+ That we shall stop her exclamation.
+ Go we, as well as haste will suffer us,
+ To this unlook'd for, unprepared pomp.
+
+ [Exeunt all but the BASTARD]
+
+BASTARD Mad world! mad kings! mad composition!
+ John, to stop Arthur's title in the whole,
+ Hath willingly departed with a part,
+ And France, whose armour conscience buckled on,
+ Whom zeal and charity brought to the field
+ As God's own soldier, rounded in the ear
+ With that same purpose-changer, that sly devil,
+ That broker, that still breaks the pate of faith,
+ That daily break-vow, he that wins of all,
+ Of kings, of beggars, old men, young men, maids,
+ Who, having no external thing to lose
+ But the word 'maid,' cheats the poor maid of that,
+ That smooth-faced gentleman, tickling Commodity,
+ Commodity, the bias of the world,
+ The world, who of itself is peised well,
+ Made to run even upon even ground,
+ Till this advantage, this vile-drawing bias,
+ This sway of motion, this Commodity,
+ Makes it take head from all indifferency,
+ From all direction, purpose, course, intent:
+ And this same bias, this Commodity,
+ This bawd, this broker, this all-changing word,
+ Clapp'd on the outward eye of fickle France,
+ Hath drawn him from his own determined aid,
+ From a resolved and honourable war,
+ To a most base and vile-concluded peace.
+ And why rail I on this Commodity?
+ But for because he hath not woo'd me yet:
+ Not that I have the power to clutch my hand,
+ When his fair angels would salute my palm;
+ But for my hand, as unattempted yet,
+ Like a poor beggar, raileth on the rich.
+ Well, whiles I am a beggar, I will rail
+ And say there is no sin but to be rich;
+ And being rich, my virtue then shall be
+ To say there is no vice but beggary.
+ Since kings break faith upon commodity,
+ Gain, be my lord, for I will worship thee.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I The French King's pavilion.
+
+
+ [Enter CONSTANCE, ARTHUR, and SALISBURY]
+
+CONSTANCE Gone to be married! gone to swear a peace!
+ False blood to false blood join'd! gone to be friends!
+ Shall Lewis have Blanch, and Blanch those provinces?
+ It is not so; thou hast misspoke, misheard:
+ Be well advised, tell o'er thy tale again:
+ It cannot be; thou dost but say 'tis so:
+ I trust I may not trust thee; for thy word
+ Is but the vain breath of a common man:
+ Believe me, I do not believe thee, man;
+ I have a king's oath to the contrary.
+ Thou shalt be punish'd for thus frighting me,
+ For I am sick and capable of fears,
+ Oppress'd with wrongs and therefore full of fears,
+ A widow, husbandless, subject to fears,
+ A woman, naturally born to fears;
+ And though thou now confess thou didst but jest,
+ With my vex'd spirits I cannot take a truce,
+ But they will quake and tremble all this day.
+ What dost thou mean by shaking of thy head?
+ Why dost thou look so sadly on my son?
+ What means that hand upon that breast of thine?
+ Why holds thine eye that lamentable rheum,
+ Like a proud river peering o'er his bounds?
+ Be these sad signs confirmers of thy words?
+ Then speak again; not all thy former tale,
+ But this one word, whether thy tale be true.
+
+SALISBURY As true as I believe you think them false
+ That give you cause to prove my saying true.
+
+CONSTANCE O, if thou teach me to believe this sorrow,
+ Teach thou this sorrow how to make me die,
+ And let belief and life encounter so
+ As doth the fury of two desperate men
+ Which in the very meeting fall and die.
+ Lewis marry Blanch! O boy, then where art thou?
+ France friend with England, what becomes of me?
+ Fellow, be gone: I cannot brook thy sight:
+ This news hath made thee a most ugly man.
+
+SALISBURY What other harm have I, good lady, done,
+ But spoke the harm that is by others done?
+
+CONSTANCE Which harm within itself so heinous is
+ As it makes harmful all that speak of it.
+
+ARTHUR I do beseech you, madam, be content.
+
+CONSTANCE If thou, that bid'st me be content, wert grim,
+ Ugly and slanderous to thy mother's womb,
+ Full of unpleasing blots and sightless stains,
+ Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
+ Patch'd with foul moles and eye-offending marks,
+ I would not care, I then would be content,
+ For then I should not love thee, no, nor thou
+ Become thy great birth nor deserve a crown.
+ But thou art fair, and at thy birth, dear boy,
+ Nature and Fortune join'd to make thee great:
+ Of Nature's gifts thou mayst with lilies boast,
+ And with the half-blown rose. But Fortune, O,
+ She is corrupted, changed and won from thee;
+ She adulterates hourly with thine uncle John,
+ And with her golden hand hath pluck'd on France
+ To tread down fair respect of sovereignty,
+ And made his majesty the bawd to theirs.
+ France is a bawd to Fortune and King John,
+ That strumpet Fortune, that usurping John!
+ Tell me, thou fellow, is not France forsworn?
+ Envenom him with words, or get thee gone
+ And leave those woes alone which I alone
+ Am bound to under-bear.
+
+SALISBURY Pardon me, madam,
+ I may not go without you to the kings.
+
+CONSTANCE Thou mayst, thou shalt; I will not go with thee:
+ I will instruct my sorrows to be proud;
+ For grief is proud and makes his owner stoop.
+ To me and to the state of my great grief
+ Let kings assemble; for my grief's so great
+ That no supporter but the huge firm earth
+ Can hold it up: here I and sorrows sit;
+ Here is my throne, bid kings come bow to it.
+
+ [Seats herself on the ground]
+
+ [Enter KING JOHN, KING PHILLIP, LEWIS, BLANCH,
+ QUEEN ELINOR, the BASTARD, AUSTRIA, and Attendants]
+
+KING PHILIP 'Tis true, fair daughter; and this blessed day
+ Ever in France shall be kept festival:
+ To solemnize this day the glorious sun
+ Stays in his course and plays the alchemist,
+ Turning with splendor of his precious eye
+ The meagre cloddy earth to glittering gold:
+ The yearly course that brings this day about
+ Shall never see it but a holiday.
+
+CONSTANCE A wicked day, and not a holy day!
+
+ [Rising]
+
+ What hath this day deserved? what hath it done,
+ That it in golden letters should be set
+ Among the high tides in the calendar?
+ Nay, rather turn this day out of the week,
+ This day of shame, oppression, perjury.
+ Or, if it must stand still, let wives with child
+ Pray that their burthens may not fall this day,
+ Lest that their hopes prodigiously be cross'd:
+ But on this day let seamen fear no wreck;
+ No bargains break that are not this day made:
+ This day, all things begun come to ill end,
+ Yea, faith itself to hollow falsehood change!
+
+KING PHILIP By heaven, lady, you shall have no cause
+ To curse the fair proceedings of this day:
+ Have I not pawn'd to you my majesty?
+
+CONSTANCE You have beguiled me with a counterfeit
+ Resembling majesty, which, being touch'd and tried,
+ Proves valueless: you are forsworn, forsworn;
+ You came in arms to spill mine enemies' blood,
+ But now in arms you strengthen it with yours:
+ The grappling vigour and rough frown of war
+ Is cold in amity and painted peace,
+ And our oppression hath made up this league.
+ Arm, arm, you heavens, against these perjured kings!
+ A widow cries; be husband to me, heavens!
+ Let not the hours of this ungodly day
+ Wear out the day in peace; but, ere sunset,
+ Set armed discord 'twixt these perjured kings!
+ Hear me, O, hear me!
+
+AUSTRIA Lady Constance, peace!
+
+CONSTANCE War! war! no peace! peace is to me a war
+ O Lymoges! O Austria! thou dost shame
+ That bloody spoil: thou slave, thou wretch, thou coward!
+ Thou little valiant, great in villany!
+ Thou ever strong upon the stronger side!
+ Thou Fortune's champion that dost never fight
+ But when her humorous ladyship is by
+ To teach thee safety! thou art perjured too,
+ And soothest up greatness. What a fool art thou,
+ A ramping fool, to brag and stamp and swear
+ Upon my party! Thou cold-blooded slave,
+ Hast thou not spoke like thunder on my side,
+ Been sworn my soldier, bidding me depend
+ Upon thy stars, thy fortune and thy strength,
+ And dost thou now fall over to my fores?
+ Thou wear a lion's hide! doff it for shame,
+ And hang a calf's-skin on those recreant limbs.
+
+AUSTRIA O, that a man should speak those words to me!
+
+BASTARD And hang a calf's-skin on those recreant limbs.
+
+AUSTRIA Thou darest not say so, villain, for thy life.
+
+BASTARD And hang a calf's-skin on those recreant limbs.
+
+KING JOHN We like not this; thou dost forget thyself.
+
+ [Enter CARDINAL PANDULPH]
+
+KING PHILIP Here comes the holy legate of the pope.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH Hail, you anointed deputies of heaven!
+ To thee, King John, my holy errand is.
+ I Pandulph, of fair Milan cardinal,
+ And from Pope Innocent the legate here,
+ Do in his name religiously demand
+ Why thou against the church, our holy mother,
+ So wilfully dost spurn; and force perforce
+ Keep Stephen Langton, chosen archbishop
+ Of Canterbury, from that holy see?
+ This, in our foresaid holy father's name,
+ Pope Innocent, I do demand of thee.
+
+KING JOHN What earthy name to interrogatories
+ Can task the free breath of a sacred king?
+ Thou canst not, cardinal, devise a name
+ So slight, unworthy and ridiculous,
+ To charge me to an answer, as the pope.
+ Tell him this tale; and from the mouth of England
+ Add thus much more, that no Italian priest
+ Shall tithe or toll in our dominions;
+ But as we, under heaven, are supreme head,
+ So under Him that great supremacy,
+ Where we do reign, we will alone uphold,
+ Without the assistance of a mortal hand:
+ So tell the pope, all reverence set apart
+ To him and his usurp'd authority.
+
+KING PHILIP Brother of England, you blaspheme in this.
+
+KING JOHN Though you and all the kings of Christendom
+ Are led so grossly by this meddling priest,
+ Dreading the curse that money may buy out;
+ And by the merit of vile gold, dross, dust,
+ Purchase corrupted pardon of a man,
+ Who in that sale sells pardon from himself,
+ Though you and all the rest so grossly led
+ This juggling witchcraft with revenue cherish,
+ Yet I alone, alone do me oppose
+ Against the pope and count his friends my foes.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH Then, by the lawful power that I have,
+ Thou shalt stand cursed and excommunicate.
+ And blessed shall he be that doth revolt
+ From his allegiance to an heretic;
+ And meritorious shall that hand be call'd,
+ Canonized and worshipped as a saint,
+ That takes away by any secret course
+ Thy hateful life.
+
+CONSTANCE O, lawful let it be
+ That I have room with Rome to curse awhile!
+ Good father cardinal, cry thou amen
+ To my keen curses; for without my wrong
+ There is no tongue hath power to curse him right.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH There's law and warrant, lady, for my curse.
+
+CONSTANCE And for mine too: when law can do no right,
+ Let it be lawful that law bar no wrong:
+ Law cannot give my child his kingdom here,
+ For he that holds his kingdom holds the law;
+ Therefore, since law itself is perfect wrong,
+ How can the law forbid my tongue to curse?
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH Philip of France, on peril of a curse,
+ Let go the hand of that arch-heretic;
+ And raise the power of France upon his head,
+ Unless he do submit himself to Rome.
+
+QUEEN ELINOR Look'st thou pale, France? do not let go thy hand.
+
+CONSTANCE Look to that, devil; lest that France repent,
+ And by disjoining hands, hell lose a soul.
+
+AUSTRIA King Philip, listen to the cardinal.
+
+BASTARD And hang a calf's-skin on his recreant limbs.
+
+AUSTRIA Well, ruffian, I must pocket up these wrongs, Because--
+
+BASTARD Your breeches best may carry them.
+
+KING JOHN Philip, what say'st thou to the cardinal?
+
+CONSTANCE What should he say, but as the cardinal?
+
+LEWIS Bethink you, father; for the difference
+ Is purchase of a heavy curse from Rome,
+ Or the light loss of England for a friend:
+ Forego the easier.
+
+BLANCH That's the curse of Rome.
+
+CONSTANCE O Lewis, stand fast! the devil tempts thee here
+ In likeness of a new untrimmed bride.
+
+BLANCH The Lady Constance speaks not from her faith,
+ But from her need.
+
+CONSTANCE O, if thou grant my need,
+ Which only lives but by the death of faith,
+ That need must needs infer this principle,
+ That faith would live again by death of need.
+ O then, tread down my need, and faith mounts up;
+ Keep my need up, and faith is trodden down!
+
+KING JOHN The king is moved, and answers not to this.
+
+CONSTANCE O, be removed from him, and answer well!
+
+AUSTRIA Do so, King Philip; hang no more in doubt.
+
+BASTARD Hang nothing but a calf's-skin, most sweet lout.
+
+KING PHILIP I am perplex'd, and know not what to say.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH What canst thou say but will perplex thee more,
+ If thou stand excommunicate and cursed?
+
+KING PHILIP Good reverend father, make my person yours,
+ And tell me how you would bestow yourself.
+ This royal hand and mine are newly knit,
+ And the conjunction of our inward souls
+ Married in league, coupled and linked together
+ With all religious strength of sacred vows;
+ The latest breath that gave the sound of words
+ Was deep-sworn faith, peace, amity, true love
+ Between our kingdoms and our royal selves,
+ And even before this truce, but new before,
+ No longer than we well could wash our hands
+ To clap this royal bargain up of peace,
+ Heaven knows, they were besmear'd and over-stain'd
+ With slaughter's pencil, where revenge did paint
+ The fearful difference of incensed kings:
+ And shall these hands, so lately purged of blood,
+ So newly join'd in love, so strong in both,
+ Unyoke this seizure and this kind regreet?
+ Play fast and loose with faith? so jest with heaven,
+ Make such unconstant children of ourselves,
+ As now again to snatch our palm from palm,
+ Unswear faith sworn, and on the marriage-bed
+ Of smiling peace to march a bloody host,
+ And make a riot on the gentle brow
+ Of true sincerity? O, holy sir,
+ My reverend father, let it not be so!
+ Out of your grace, devise, ordain, impose
+ Some gentle order; and then we shall be blest
+ To do your pleasure and continue friends.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH All form is formless, order orderless,
+ Save what is opposite to England's love.
+ Therefore to arms! be champion of our church,
+ Or let the church, our mother, breathe her curse,
+ A mother's curse, on her revolting son.
+ France, thou mayst hold a serpent by the tongue,
+ A chafed lion by the mortal paw,
+ A fasting tiger safer by the tooth,
+ Than keep in peace that hand which thou dost hold.
+
+KING PHILIP I may disjoin my hand, but not my faith.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH So makest thou faith an enemy to faith;
+ And like a civil war set'st oath to oath,
+ Thy tongue against thy tongue. O, let thy vow
+ First made to heaven, first be to heaven perform'd,
+ That is, to be the champion of our church!
+ What since thou sworest is sworn against thyself
+ And may not be performed by thyself,
+ For that which thou hast sworn to do amiss
+ Is not amiss when it is truly done,
+ And being not done, where doing tends to ill,
+ The truth is then most done not doing it:
+ The better act of purposes mistook
+ Is to mistake again; though indirect,
+ Yet indirection thereby grows direct,
+ And falsehood falsehood cures, as fire cools fire
+ Within the scorched veins of one new-burn'd.
+ It is religion that doth make vows kept;
+ But thou hast sworn against religion,
+ By what thou swear'st against the thing thou swear'st,
+ And makest an oath the surety for thy truth
+ Against an oath: the truth thou art unsure
+ To swear, swears only not to be forsworn;
+ Else what a mockery should it be to swear!
+ But thou dost swear only to be forsworn;
+ And most forsworn, to keep what thou dost swear.
+ Therefore thy later vows against thy first
+ Is in thyself rebellion to thyself;
+ And better conquest never canst thou make
+ Than arm thy constant and thy nobler parts
+ Against these giddy loose suggestions:
+ Upon which better part our prayers come in,
+ If thou vouchsafe them. But if not, then know
+ The peril of our curses light on thee
+ So heavy as thou shalt not shake them off,
+ But in despair die under their black weight.
+
+AUSTRIA Rebellion, flat rebellion!
+
+BASTARD Will't not be?
+ Will not a calfs-skin stop that mouth of thine?
+
+LEWIS Father, to arms!
+
+BLANCH Upon thy wedding-day?
+ Against the blood that thou hast married?
+ What, shall our feast be kept with slaughter'd men?
+ Shall braying trumpets and loud churlish drums,
+ Clamours of hell, be measures to our pomp?
+ O husband, hear me! ay, alack, how new
+ Is husband in my mouth! even for that name,
+ Which till this time my tongue did ne'er pronounce,
+ Upon my knee I beg, go not to arms
+ Against mine uncle.
+
+CONSTANCE O, upon my knee,
+ Made hard with kneeling, I do pray to thee,
+ Thou virtuous Dauphin, alter not the doom
+ Forethought by heaven!
+
+BLANCH Now shall I see thy love: what motive may
+ Be stronger with thee than the name of wife?
+
+CONSTANCE That which upholdeth him that thee upholds,
+ His honour: O, thine honour, Lewis, thine honour!
+
+LEWIS I muse your majesty doth seem so cold,
+ When such profound respects do pull you on.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH I will denounce a curse upon his head.
+
+KING PHILIP Thou shalt not need. England, I will fall from thee.
+
+CONSTANCE O fair return of banish'd majesty!
+
+QUEEN ELINOR O foul revolt of French inconstancy!
+
+KING JOHN France, thou shalt rue this hour within this hour.
+
+BASTARD Old Time the clock-setter, that bald sexton Time,
+ Is it as he will? well then, France shall rue.
+
+BLANCH The sun's o'ercast with blood: fair day, adieu!
+ Which is the side that I must go withal?
+ I am with both: each army hath a hand;
+ And in their rage, I having hold of both,
+ They swirl asunder and dismember me.
+ Husband, I cannot pray that thou mayst win;
+ Uncle, I needs must pray that thou mayst lose;
+ Father, I may not wish the fortune thine;
+ Grandam, I will not wish thy fortunes thrive:
+ Whoever wins, on that side shall I lose
+ Assured loss before the match be play'd.
+
+LEWIS Lady, with me, with me thy fortune lies.
+
+BLANCH There where my fortune lives, there my life dies.
+
+KING JOHN Cousin, go draw our puissance together.
+
+ [Exit BASTARD]
+
+ France, I am burn'd up with inflaming wrath;
+ A rage whose heat hath this condition,
+ That nothing can allay, nothing but blood,
+ The blood, and dearest-valued blood, of France.
+
+KING PHILIP Thy rage sham burn thee up, and thou shalt turn
+ To ashes, ere our blood shall quench that fire:
+ Look to thyself, thou art in jeopardy.
+
+KING JOHN No more than he that threats. To arms let's hie!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. Plains near Angiers.
+
+
+ [Alarums, excursions. Enter the BASTARD, with
+ AUSTRIA'S head]
+
+BASTARD Now, by my life, this day grows wondrous hot;
+ Some airy devil hovers in the sky
+ And pours down mischief. Austria's head lie there,
+ While Philip breathes.
+
+ [Enter KING JOHN, ARTHUR, and HUBERT]
+
+KING JOHN Hubert, keep this boy. Philip, make up:
+ My mother is assailed in our tent,
+ And ta'en, I fear.
+
+BASTARD My lord, I rescued her;
+ Her highness is in safety, fear you not:
+ But on, my liege; for very little pains
+ Will bring this labour to an happy end.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same.
+
+
+ [Alarums, excursions, retreat. Enter KING JOHN,
+ QUEEN ELINOR, ARTHUR, the BASTARD, HUBERT,
+ and Lords]
+
+KING JOHN [To QUEEN ELINOR] So shall it be; your grace shall
+ stay behind
+ So strongly guarded.
+
+ [To ARTHUR]
+
+ Cousin, look not sad:
+ Thy grandam loves thee; and thy uncle will
+ As dear be to thee as thy father was.
+
+ARTHUR O, this will make my mother die with grief!
+
+KING JOHN [To the BASTARD] Cousin, away for England!
+ haste before:
+ And, ere our coming, see thou shake the bags
+ Of hoarding abbots; imprisoned angels
+ Set at liberty: the fat ribs of peace
+ Must by the hungry now be fed upon:
+ Use our commission in his utmost force.
+
+BASTARD Bell, book, and candle shall not drive me back,
+ When gold and silver becks me to come on.
+ I leave your highness. Grandam, I will pray,
+ If ever I remember to be holy,
+ For your fair safety; so, I kiss your hand.
+
+ELINOR Farewell, gentle cousin.
+
+KING JOHN Coz, farewell.
+
+ [Exit the BASTARD]
+
+QUEEN ELINOR Come hither, little kinsman; hark, a word.
+
+KING JOHN Come hither, Hubert. O my gentle Hubert,
+ We owe thee much! within this wall of flesh
+ There is a soul counts thee her creditor
+ And with advantage means to pay thy love:
+ And my good friend, thy voluntary oath
+ Lives in this bosom, dearly cherished.
+ Give me thy hand. I had a thing to say,
+ But I will fit it with some better time.
+ By heaven, Hubert, I am almost ashamed
+ To say what good respect I have of thee.
+
+HUBERT I am much bounden to your majesty.
+
+KING JOHN Good friend, thou hast no cause to say so yet,
+ But thou shalt have; and creep time ne'er so slow,
+ Yet it shall come from me to do thee good.
+ I had a thing to say, but let it go:
+ The sun is in the heaven, and the proud day,
+ Attended with the pleasures of the world,
+ Is all too wanton and too full of gawds
+ To give me audience: if the midnight bell
+ Did, with his iron tongue and brazen mouth,
+ Sound on into the drowsy race of night;
+ If this same were a churchyard where we stand,
+ And thou possessed with a thousand wrongs,
+ Or if that surly spirit, melancholy,
+ Had baked thy blood and made it heavy-thick,
+ Which else runs tickling up and down the veins,
+ Making that idiot, laughter, keep men's eyes
+ And strain their cheeks to idle merriment,
+ A passion hateful to my purposes,
+ Or if that thou couldst see me without eyes,
+ Hear me without thine ears, and make reply
+ Without a tongue, using conceit alone,
+ Without eyes, ears and harmful sound of words;
+ Then, in despite of brooded watchful day,
+ I would into thy bosom pour my thoughts:
+ But, ah, I will not! yet I love thee well;
+ And, by my troth, I think thou lovest me well.
+
+HUBERT So well, that what you bid me undertake,
+ Though that my death were adjunct to my act,
+ By heaven, I would do it.
+
+KING JOHN Do not I know thou wouldst?
+ Good Hubert, Hubert, Hubert, throw thine eye
+ On yon young boy: I'll tell thee what, my friend,
+ He is a very serpent in my way;
+ And whereso'er this foot of mine doth tread,
+ He lies before me: dost thou understand me?
+ Thou art his keeper.
+
+HUBERT And I'll keep him so,
+ That he shall not offend your majesty.
+
+KING JOHN Death.
+
+HUBERT My lord?
+
+KING JOHN A grave.
+
+HUBERT He shall not live.
+
+KING JOHN Enough.
+ I could be merry now. Hubert, I love thee;
+ Well, I'll not say what I intend for thee:
+ Remember. Madam, fare you well:
+ I'll send those powers o'er to your majesty.
+
+ELINOR My blessing go with thee!
+
+KING JOHN For England, cousin, go:
+ Hubert shall be your man, attend on you
+ With all true duty. On toward Calais, ho!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The same. KING PHILIP'S tent.
+
+
+ [Enter KING PHILIP, LEWIS, CARDINAL PANDULPH,
+ and Attendants]
+
+KING PHILIP So, by a roaring tempest on the flood,
+ A whole armado of convicted sail
+ Is scatter'd and disjoin'd from fellowship.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH Courage and comfort! all shall yet go well.
+
+KING PHILIP What can go well, when we have run so ill?
+ Are we not beaten? Is not Angiers lost?
+ Arthur ta'en prisoner? divers dear friends slain?
+ And bloody England into England gone,
+ O'erbearing interruption, spite of France?
+
+LEWIS What he hath won, that hath he fortified:
+ So hot a speed with such advice disposed,
+ Such temperate order in so fierce a cause,
+ Doth want example: who hath read or heard
+ Of any kindred action like to this?
+
+KING PHILIP Well could I bear that England had this praise,
+ So we could find some pattern of our shame.
+
+ [Enter CONSTANCE]
+
+ Look, who comes here! a grave unto a soul;
+ Holding the eternal spirit against her will,
+ In the vile prison of afflicted breath.
+ I prithee, lady, go away with me.
+
+CONSTANCE Lo, now I now see the issue of your peace.
+
+KING PHILIP Patience, good lady! comfort, gentle Constance!
+
+CONSTANCE No, I defy all counsel, all redress,
+ But that which ends all counsel, true redress,
+ Death, death; O amiable lovely death!
+ Thou odouriferous stench! sound rottenness!
+ Arise forth from the couch of lasting night,
+ Thou hate and terror to prosperity,
+ And I will kiss thy detestable bones
+ And put my eyeballs in thy vaulty brows
+ And ring these fingers with thy household worms
+ And stop this gap of breath with fulsome dust
+ And be a carrion monster like thyself:
+ Come, grin on me, and I will think thou smilest
+ And buss thee as thy wife. Misery's love,
+ O, come to me!
+
+KING PHILIP O fair affliction, peace!
+
+CONSTANCE No, no, I will not, having breath to cry:
+ O, that my tongue were in the thunder's mouth!
+ Then with a passion would I shake the world;
+ And rouse from sleep that fell anatomy
+ Which cannot hear a lady's feeble voice,
+ Which scorns a modern invocation.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH Lady, you utter madness, and not sorrow.
+
+CONSTANCE Thou art not holy to belie me so;
+ I am not mad: this hair I tear is mine;
+ My name is Constance; I was Geffrey's wife;
+ Young Arthur is my son, and he is lost:
+ I am not mad: I would to heaven I were!
+ For then, 'tis like I should forget myself:
+ O, if I could, what grief should I forget!
+ Preach some philosophy to make me mad,
+ And thou shalt be canonized, cardinal;
+ For being not mad but sensible of grief,
+ My reasonable part produces reason
+ How I may be deliver'd of these woes,
+ And teaches me to kill or hang myself:
+ If I were mad, I should forget my son,
+ Or madly think a babe of clouts were he:
+ I am not mad; too well, too well I feel
+ The different plague of each calamity.
+
+KING PHILIP Bind up those tresses. O, what love I note
+ In the fair multitude of those her hairs!
+ Where but by chance a silver drop hath fallen,
+ Even to that drop ten thousand wiry friends
+ Do glue themselves in sociable grief,
+ Like true, inseparable, faithful loves,
+ Sticking together in calamity.
+
+CONSTANCE To England, if you will.
+
+KING PHILIP Bind up your hairs.
+
+CONSTANCE Yes, that I will; and wherefore will I do it?
+ I tore them from their bonds and cried aloud
+ 'O that these hands could so redeem my son,
+ As they have given these hairs their liberty!'
+ But now I envy at their liberty,
+ And will again commit them to their bonds,
+ Because my poor child is a prisoner.
+ And, father cardinal, I have heard you say
+ That we shall see and know our friends in heaven:
+ If that be true, I shall see my boy again;
+ For since the birth of Cain, the first male child,
+ To him that did but yesterday suspire,
+ There was not such a gracious creature born.
+ But now will canker-sorrow eat my bud
+ And chase the native beauty from his cheek
+ And he will look as hollow as a ghost,
+ As dim and meagre as an ague's fit,
+ And so he'll die; and, rising so again,
+ When I shall meet him in the court of heaven
+ I shall not know him: therefore never, never
+ Must I behold my pretty Arthur more.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH You hold too heinous a respect of grief.
+
+CONSTANCE He talks to me that never had a son.
+
+KING PHILIP You are as fond of grief as of your child.
+
+CONSTANCE Grief fills the room up of my absent child,
+ Lies in his bed, walks up and down with me,
+ Puts on his pretty looks, repeats his words,
+ Remembers me of all his gracious parts,
+ Stuffs out his vacant garments with his form;
+ Then, have I reason to be fond of grief?
+ Fare you well: had you such a loss as I,
+ I could give better comfort than you do.
+ I will not keep this form upon my head,
+ When there is such disorder in my wit.
+ O Lord! my boy, my Arthur, my fair son!
+ My life, my joy, my food, my all the world!
+ My widow-comfort, and my sorrows' cure!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING PHILIP I fear some outrage, and I'll follow her.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LEWIS There's nothing in this world can make me joy:
+ Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
+ Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man;
+ And bitter shame hath spoil'd the sweet world's taste
+ That it yields nought but shame and bitterness.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH Before the curing of a strong disease,
+ Even in the instant of repair and health,
+ The fit is strongest; evils that take leave,
+ On their departure most of all show evil:
+ What have you lost by losing of this day?
+
+LEWIS All days of glory, joy and happiness.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH If you had won it, certainly you had.
+ No, no; when Fortune means to men most good,
+ She looks upon them with a threatening eye.
+ 'Tis strange to think how much King John hath lost
+ In this which he accounts so clearly won:
+ Are not you grieved that Arthur is his prisoner?
+
+LEWIS As heartily as he is glad he hath him.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH Your mind is all as youthful as your blood.
+ Now hear me speak with a prophetic spirit;
+ For even the breath of what I mean to speak
+ Shall blow each dust, each straw, each little rub,
+ Out of the path which shall directly lead
+ Thy foot to England's throne; and therefore mark.
+ John hath seized Arthur; and it cannot be
+ That, whiles warm life plays in that infant's veins,
+ The misplaced John should entertain an hour,
+ One minute, nay, one quiet breath of rest.
+ A sceptre snatch'd with an unruly hand
+ Must be as boisterously maintain'd as gain'd;
+ And he that stands upon a slippery place
+ Makes nice of no vile hold to stay him up:
+ That John may stand, then Arthur needs must fall;
+ So be it, for it cannot be but so.
+
+LEWIS But what shall I gain by young Arthur's fall?
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH You, in the right of Lady Blanch your wife,
+ May then make all the claim that Arthur did.
+
+LEWIS And lose it, life and all, as Arthur did.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH How green you are and fresh in this old world!
+ John lays you plots; the times conspire with you;
+ For he that steeps his safety in true blood
+ Shall find but bloody safety and untrue.
+ This act so evilly born shall cool the hearts
+ Of all his people and freeze up their zeal,
+ That none so small advantage shall step forth
+ To cheque his reign, but they will cherish it;
+ No natural exhalation in the sky,
+ No scope of nature, no distemper'd day,
+ No common wind, no customed event,
+ But they will pluck away his natural cause
+ And call them meteors, prodigies and signs,
+ Abortives, presages and tongues of heaven,
+ Plainly denouncing vengeance upon John.
+
+LEWIS May be he will not touch young Arthur's life,
+ But hold himself safe in his prisonment.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH O, sir, when he shall hear of your approach,
+ If that young Arthur be not gone already,
+ Even at that news he dies; and then the hearts
+ Of all his people shall revolt from him
+ And kiss the lips of unacquainted change
+ And pick strong matter of revolt and wrath
+ Out of the bloody fingers' ends of John.
+ Methinks I see this hurly all on foot:
+ And, O, what better matter breeds for you
+ Than I have named! The bastard Faulconbridge
+ Is now in England, ransacking the church,
+ Offending charity: if but a dozen French
+ Were there in arms, they would be as a call
+ To train ten thousand English to their side,
+ Or as a little snow, tumbled about,
+ Anon becomes a mountain. O noble Dauphin,
+ Go with me to the king: 'tis wonderful
+ What may be wrought out of their discontent,
+ Now that their souls are topful of offence.
+ For England go: I will whet on the king.
+
+LEWIS Strong reasons make strong actions: let us go:
+ If you say ay, the king will not say no.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I A room in a castle.
+
+
+ [Enter HUBERT and Executioners]
+
+HUBERT Heat me these irons hot; and look thou stand
+ Within the arras: when I strike my foot
+ Upon the bosom of the ground, rush forth,
+ And bind the boy which you shall find with me
+ Fast to the chair: be heedful: hence, and watch.
+
+First Executioner I hope your warrant will bear out the deed.
+
+HUBERT Uncleanly scruples! fear not you: look to't.
+
+ [Exeunt Executioners]
+
+ Young lad, come forth; I have to say with you.
+
+ [Enter ARTHUR]
+
+ARTHUR Good morrow, Hubert.
+
+HUBERT Good morrow, little prince.
+
+ARTHUR As little prince, having so great a title
+ To be more prince, as may be. You are sad.
+
+HUBERT Indeed, I have been merrier.
+
+ARTHUR Mercy on me!
+ Methinks no body should be sad but I:
+ Yet, I remember, when I was in France,
+ Young gentlemen would be as sad as night,
+ Only for wantonness. By my christendom,
+ So I were out of prison and kept sheep,
+ I should be as merry as the day is long;
+ And so I would be here, but that I doubt
+ My uncle practises more harm to me:
+ He is afraid of me and I of him:
+ Is it my fault that I was Geffrey's son?
+ No, indeed, is't not; and I would to heaven
+ I were your son, so you would love me, Hubert.
+
+HUBERT [Aside] If I talk to him, with his innocent prate
+ He will awake my mercy which lies dead:
+ Therefore I will be sudden and dispatch.
+
+ARTHUR Are you sick, Hubert? you look pale to-day:
+ In sooth, I would you were a little sick,
+ That I might sit all night and watch with you:
+ I warrant I love you more than you do me.
+
+HUBERT [Aside] His words do take possession of my bosom.
+ Read here, young Arthur.
+
+ [Showing a paper]
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ How now, foolish rheum!
+ Turning dispiteous torture out of door!
+ I must be brief, lest resolution drop
+ Out at mine eyes in tender womanish tears.
+ Can you not read it? Is it not fair writ?
+
+ARTHUR Too fairly, Hubert, for so foul effect:
+ Must you with hot irons burn out both mine eyes?
+
+HUBERT Young boy, I must.
+
+ARTHUR And will you?
+
+HUBERT And I will.
+
+ARTHUR Have you the heart? When your head did but ache,
+ I knit my handercher about your brows,
+ The best I had, a princess wrought it me,
+ And I did never ask it you again;
+ And with my hand at midnight held your head,
+ And like the watchful minutes to the hour,
+ Still and anon cheer'd up the heavy time,
+ Saying, 'What lack you?' and 'Where lies your grief?'
+ Or 'What good love may I perform for you?'
+ Many a poor man's son would have lien still
+ And ne'er have spoke a loving word to you;
+ But you at your sick service had a prince.
+ Nay, you may think my love was crafty love
+ And call it cunning: do, an if you will:
+ If heaven be pleased that you must use me ill,
+ Why then you must. Will you put out mine eyes?
+ These eyes that never did nor never shall
+ So much as frown on you.
+
+HUBERT I have sworn to do it;
+ And with hot irons must I burn them out.
+
+ARTHUR Ah, none but in this iron age would do it!
+ The iron of itself, though heat red-hot,
+ Approaching near these eyes, would drink my tears
+ And quench his fiery indignation
+ Even in the matter of mine innocence;
+ Nay, after that, consume away in rust
+ But for containing fire to harm mine eye.
+ Are you more stubborn-hard than hammer'd iron?
+ An if an angel should have come to me
+ And told me Hubert should put out mine eyes,
+ I would not have believed him,--no tongue but Hubert's.
+
+HUBERT Come forth.
+
+ [Stamps]
+
+ [Re-enter Executioners, with a cord, irons, &c]
+
+ Do as I bid you do.
+
+ARTHUR O, save me, Hubert, save me! my eyes are out
+ Even with the fierce looks of these bloody men.
+
+HUBERT Give me the iron, I say, and bind him here.
+
+ARTHUR Alas, what need you be so boisterous-rough?
+ I will not struggle, I will stand stone-still.
+ For heaven sake, Hubert, let me not be bound!
+ Nay, hear me, Hubert, drive these men away,
+ And I will sit as quiet as a lamb;
+ I will not stir, nor wince, nor speak a word,
+ Nor look upon the iron angerly:
+ Thrust but these men away, and I'll forgive you,
+ Whatever torment you do put me to.
+
+HUBERT Go, stand within; let me alone with him.
+
+First Executioner I am best pleased to be from such a deed.
+
+ [Exeunt Executioners]
+
+ARTHUR Alas, I then have chid away my friend!
+ He hath a stern look, but a gentle heart:
+ Let him come back, that his compassion may
+ Give life to yours.
+
+HUBERT Come, boy, prepare yourself.
+
+ARTHUR Is there no remedy?
+
+HUBERT None, but to lose your eyes.
+
+ARTHUR O heaven, that there were but a mote in yours,
+ A grain, a dust, a gnat, a wandering hair,
+ Any annoyance in that precious sense!
+ Then feeling what small things are boisterous there,
+ Your vile intent must needs seem horrible.
+
+HUBERT Is this your promise? go to, hold your tongue.
+
+ARTHUR Hubert, the utterance of a brace of tongues
+ Must needs want pleading for a pair of eyes:
+ Let me not hold my tongue, let me not, Hubert;
+ Or, Hubert, if you will, cut out my tongue,
+ So I may keep mine eyes: O, spare mine eyes.
+ Though to no use but still to look on you!
+ Lo, by my truth, the instrument is cold
+ And would not harm me.
+
+HUBERT I can heat it, boy.
+
+ARTHUR No, in good sooth: the fire is dead with grief,
+ Being create for comfort, to be used
+ In undeserved extremes: see else yourself;
+ There is no malice in this burning coal;
+ The breath of heaven has blown his spirit out
+ And strew'd repentent ashes on his head.
+
+HUBERT But with my breath I can revive it, boy.
+
+ARTHUR An if you do, you will but make it blush
+ And glow with shame of your proceedings, Hubert:
+ Nay, it perchance will sparkle in your eyes;
+ And like a dog that is compell'd to fight,
+ Snatch at his master that doth tarre him on.
+ All things that you should use to do me wrong
+ Deny their office: only you do lack
+ That mercy which fierce fire and iron extends,
+ Creatures of note for mercy-lacking uses.
+
+HUBERT Well, see to live; I will not touch thine eye
+ For all the treasure that thine uncle owes:
+ Yet am I sworn and I did purpose, boy,
+ With this same very iron to burn them out.
+
+ARTHUR O, now you look like Hubert! all this while
+ You were disguised.
+
+HUBERT Peace; no more. Adieu.
+ Your uncle must not know but you are dead;
+ I'll fill these dogged spies with false reports:
+ And, pretty child, sleep doubtless and secure,
+ That Hubert, for the wealth of all the world,
+ Will not offend thee.
+
+ARTHUR O heaven! I thank you, Hubert.
+
+HUBERT Silence; no more: go closely in with me:
+ Much danger do I undergo for thee.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II KING JOHN'S palace.
+
+
+ [Enter KING JOHN, PEMBROKE, SALISBURY, and other Lords]
+
+KING JOHN Here once again we sit, once again crown'd,
+ And looked upon, I hope, with cheerful eyes.
+
+PEMBROKE This 'once again,' but that your highness pleased,
+ Was once superfluous: you were crown'd before,
+ And that high royalty was ne'er pluck'd off,
+ The faiths of men ne'er stained with revolt;
+ Fresh expectation troubled not the land
+ With any long'd-for change or better state.
+
+SALISBURY Therefore, to be possess'd with double pomp,
+ To guard a title that was rich before,
+ To gild refined gold, to paint the lily,
+ To throw a perfume on the violet,
+ To smooth the ice, or add another hue
+ Unto the rainbow, or with taper-light
+ To seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish,
+ Is wasteful and ridiculous excess.
+
+PEMBROKE But that your royal pleasure must be done,
+ This act is as an ancient tale new told,
+ And in the last repeating troublesome,
+ Being urged at a time unseasonable.
+
+SALISBURY In this the antique and well noted face
+ Of plain old form is much disfigured;
+ And, like a shifted wind unto a sail,
+ It makes the course of thoughts to fetch about,
+ Startles and frights consideration,
+ Makes sound opinion sick and truth suspected,
+ For putting on so new a fashion'd robe.
+
+PEMBROKE When workmen strive to do better than well,
+ They do confound their skill in covetousness;
+ And oftentimes excusing of a fault
+ Doth make the fault the worse by the excuse,
+ As patches set upon a little breach
+ Discredit more in hiding of the fault
+ Than did the fault before it was so patch'd.
+
+SALISBURY To this effect, before you were new crown'd,
+ We breathed our counsel: but it pleased your highness
+ To overbear it, and we are all well pleased,
+ Since all and every part of what we would
+ Doth make a stand at what your highness will.
+
+KING JOHN Some reasons of this double coronation
+ I have possess'd you with and think them strong;
+ And more, more strong, then lesser is my fear,
+ I shall indue you with: meantime but ask
+ What you would have reform'd that is not well,
+ And well shall you perceive how willingly
+ I will both hear and grant you your requests.
+
+PEMBROKE Then I, as one that am the tongue of these,
+ To sound the purpose of all their hearts,
+ Both for myself and them, but, chief of all,
+ Your safety, for the which myself and them
+ Bend their best studies, heartily request
+ The enfranchisement of Arthur; whose restraint
+ Doth move the murmuring lips of discontent
+ To break into this dangerous argument,--
+ If what in rest you have in right you hold,
+ Why then your fears, which, as they say, attend
+ The steps of wrong, should move you to mew up
+ Your tender kinsman and to choke his days
+ With barbarous ignorance and deny his youth
+ The rich advantage of good exercise?
+ That the time's enemies may not have this
+ To grace occasions, let it be our suit
+ That you have bid us ask his liberty;
+ Which for our goods we do no further ask
+ Than whereupon our weal, on you depending,
+ Counts it your weal he have his liberty.
+
+ [Enter HUBERT]
+
+KING JOHN Let it be so: I do commit his youth
+ To your direction. Hubert, what news with you?
+
+ [Taking him apart]
+
+PEMBROKE This is the man should do the bloody deed;
+ He show'd his warrant to a friend of mine:
+ The image of a wicked heinous fault
+ Lives in his eye; that close aspect of his
+ Does show the mood of a much troubled breast;
+ And I do fearfully believe 'tis done,
+ What we so fear'd he had a charge to do.
+
+SALISBURY The colour of the king doth come and go
+ Between his purpose and his conscience,
+ Like heralds 'twixt two dreadful battles set:
+ His passion is so ripe, it needs must break.
+
+PEMBROKE And when it breaks, I fear will issue thence
+ The foul corruption of a sweet child's death.
+
+KING JOHN We cannot hold mortality's strong hand:
+ Good lords, although my will to give is living,
+ The suit which you demand is gone and dead:
+ He tells us Arthur is deceased to-night.
+
+SALISBURY Indeed we fear'd his sickness was past cure.
+
+PEMBROKE Indeed we heard how near his death he was
+ Before the child himself felt he was sick:
+ This must be answer'd either here or hence.
+
+KING JOHN Why do you bend such solemn brows on me?
+ Think you I bear the shears of destiny?
+ Have I commandment on the pulse of life?
+
+SALISBURY It is apparent foul play; and 'tis shame
+ That greatness should so grossly offer it:
+ So thrive it in your game! and so, farewell.
+
+PEMBROKE Stay yet, Lord Salisbury; I'll go with thee,
+ And find the inheritance of this poor child,
+ His little kingdom of a forced grave.
+ That blood which owed the breadth of all this isle,
+ Three foot of it doth hold: bad world the while!
+ This must not be thus borne: this will break out
+ To all our sorrows, and ere long I doubt.
+
+ [Exeunt Lords]
+
+KING JOHN They burn in indignation. I repent:
+ There is no sure foundation set on blood,
+ No certain life achieved by others' death.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ A fearful eye thou hast: where is that blood
+ That I have seen inhabit in those cheeks?
+ So foul a sky clears not without a storm:
+ Pour down thy weather: how goes all in France?
+
+Messenger From France to England. Never such a power
+ For any foreign preparation
+ Was levied in the body of a land.
+ The copy of your speed is learn'd by them;
+ For when you should be told they do prepare,
+ The tidings come that they are all arrived.
+
+KING JOHN O, where hath our intelligence been drunk?
+ Where hath it slept? Where is my mother's care,
+ That such an army could be drawn in France,
+ And she not hear of it?
+
+Messenger My liege, her ear
+ Is stopp'd with dust; the first of April died
+ Your noble mother: and, as I hear, my lord,
+ The Lady Constance in a frenzy died
+ Three days before: but this from rumour's tongue
+ I idly heard; if true or false I know not.
+
+KING JOHN Withhold thy speed, dreadful occasion!
+ O, make a league with me, till I have pleased
+ My discontented peers! What! mother dead!
+ How wildly then walks my estate in France!
+ Under whose conduct came those powers of France
+ That thou for truth givest out are landed here?
+
+Messenger Under the Dauphin.
+
+KING JOHN Thou hast made me giddy
+ With these ill tidings.
+
+ [Enter the BASTARD and PETER of Pomfret]
+
+ Now, what says the world
+ To your proceedings? do not seek to stuff
+ My head with more ill news, for it is full.
+
+BASTARD But if you be afeard to hear the worst,
+ Then let the worst unheard fall on your bead.
+
+KING JOHN Bear with me cousin, for I was amazed
+ Under the tide: but now I breathe again
+ Aloft the flood, and can give audience
+ To any tongue, speak it of what it will.
+
+BASTARD How I have sped among the clergymen,
+ The sums I have collected shall express.
+ But as I travell'd hither through the land,
+ I find the people strangely fantasied;
+ Possess'd with rumours, full of idle dreams,
+ Not knowing what they fear, but full of fear:
+ And here a prophet, that I brought with me
+ From forth the streets of Pomfret, whom I found
+ With many hundreds treading on his heels;
+ To whom he sung, in rude harsh-sounding rhymes,
+ That, ere the next Ascension-day at noon,
+ Your highness should deliver up your crown.
+
+KING JOHN Thou idle dreamer, wherefore didst thou so?
+
+PETER Foreknowing that the truth will fall out so.
+
+KING JOHN Hubert, away with him; imprison him;
+ And on that day at noon whereon he says
+ I shall yield up my crown, let him be hang'd.
+ Deliver him to safety; and return,
+ For I must use thee.
+
+ [Exeunt HUBERT with PETER]
+
+ O my gentle cousin,
+ Hear'st thou the news abroad, who are arrived?
+
+BASTARD The French, my lord; men's mouths are full of it:
+ Besides, I met Lord Bigot and Lord Salisbury,
+ With eyes as red as new-enkindled fire,
+ And others more, going to seek the grave
+ Of Arthur, who they say is kill'd to-night
+ On your suggestion.
+
+KING JOHN Gentle kinsman, go,
+ And thrust thyself into their companies:
+ I have a way to win their loves again;
+ Bring them before me.
+
+BASTARD I will seek them out.
+
+KING JOHN Nay, but make haste; the better foot before.
+ O, let me have no subject enemies,
+ When adverse foreigners affright my towns
+ With dreadful pomp of stout invasion!
+ Be Mercury, set feathers to thy heels,
+ And fly like thought from them to me again.
+
+BASTARD The spirit of the time shall teach me speed.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING JOHN Spoke like a sprightful noble gentleman.
+ Go after him; for he perhaps shall need
+ Some messenger betwixt me and the peers;
+ And be thou he.
+
+Messenger With all my heart, my liege.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING JOHN My mother dead!
+
+ [Re-enter HUBERT]
+
+HUBERT My lord, they say five moons were seen to-night;
+ Four fixed, and the fifth did whirl about
+ The other four in wondrous motion.
+
+KING JOHN Five moons!
+
+HUBERT Old men and beldams in the streets
+ Do prophesy upon it dangerously:
+ Young Arthur's death is common in their mouths:
+ And when they talk of him, they shake their heads
+ And whisper one another in the ear;
+ And he that speaks doth gripe the hearer's wrist,
+ Whilst he that hears makes fearful action,
+ With wrinkled brows, with nods, with rolling eyes.
+ I saw a smith stand with his hammer, thus,
+ The whilst his iron did on the anvil cool,
+ With open mouth swallowing a tailor's news;
+ Who, with his shears and measure in his hand,
+ Standing on slippers, which his nimble haste
+ Had falsely thrust upon contrary feet,
+ Told of a many thousand warlike French
+ That were embattailed and rank'd in Kent:
+ Another lean unwash'd artificer
+ Cuts off his tale and talks of Arthur's death.
+
+KING JOHN Why seek'st thou to possess me with these fears?
+ Why urgest thou so oft young Arthur's death?
+ Thy hand hath murder'd him: I had a mighty cause
+ To wish him dead, but thou hadst none to kill him.
+
+HUBERT No had, my lord! why, did you not provoke me?
+
+KING JOHN It is the curse of kings to be attended
+ By slaves that take their humours for a warrant
+ To break within the bloody house of life,
+ And on the winking of authority
+ To understand a law, to know the meaning
+ Of dangerous majesty, when perchance it frowns
+ More upon humour than advised respect.
+
+HUBERT Here is your hand and seal for what I did.
+
+KING JOHN O, when the last account 'twixt heaven and earth
+ Is to be made, then shall this hand and seal
+ Witness against us to damnation!
+ How oft the sight of means to do ill deeds
+ Make deeds ill done! Hadst not thou been by,
+ A fellow by the hand of nature mark'd,
+ Quoted and sign'd to do a deed of shame,
+ This murder had not come into my mind:
+ But taking note of thy abhorr'd aspect,
+ Finding thee fit for bloody villany,
+ Apt, liable to be employ'd in danger,
+ I faintly broke with thee of Arthur's death;
+ And thou, to be endeared to a king,
+ Made it no conscience to destroy a prince.
+
+HUBERT My lord--
+
+KING JOHN Hadst thou but shook thy head or made a pause
+ When I spake darkly what I purposed,
+ Or turn'd an eye of doubt upon my face,
+ As bid me tell my tale in express words,
+ Deep shame had struck me dumb, made me break off,
+ And those thy fears might have wrought fears in me:
+ But thou didst understand me by my signs
+ And didst in signs again parley with sin;
+ Yea, without stop, didst let thy heart consent,
+ And consequently thy rude hand to act
+ The deed, which both our tongues held vile to name.
+ Out of my sight, and never see me more!
+ My nobles leave me; and my state is braved,
+ Even at my gates, with ranks of foreign powers:
+ Nay, in the body of this fleshly land,
+ This kingdom, this confine of blood and breath,
+ Hostility and civil tumult reigns
+ Between my conscience and my cousin's death.
+
+HUBERT Arm you against your other enemies,
+ I'll make a peace between your soul and you.
+ Young Arthur is alive: this hand of mine
+ Is yet a maiden and an innocent hand,
+ Not painted with the crimson spots of blood.
+ Within this bosom never enter'd yet
+ The dreadful motion of a murderous thought;
+ And you have slander'd nature in my form,
+ Which, howsoever rude exteriorly,
+ Is yet the cover of a fairer mind
+ Than to be butcher of an innocent child.
+
+KING JOHN Doth Arthur live? O, haste thee to the peers,
+ Throw this report on their incensed rage,
+ And make them tame to their obedience!
+ Forgive the comment that my passion made
+ Upon thy feature; for my rage was blind,
+ And foul imaginary eyes of blood
+ Presented thee more hideous than thou art.
+ O, answer not, but to my closet bring
+ The angry lords with all expedient haste.
+ I conjure thee but slowly; run more fast.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III Before the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter ARTHUR, on the walls]
+
+ARTHUR The wall is high, and yet will I leap down:
+ Good ground, be pitiful and hurt me not!
+ There's few or none do know me: if they did,
+ This ship-boy's semblance hath disguised me quite.
+ I am afraid; and yet I'll venture it.
+ If I get down, and do not break my limbs,
+ I'll find a thousand shifts to get away:
+ As good to die and go, as die and stay.
+
+ [Leaps down]
+
+ O me! my uncle's spirit is in these stones:
+ Heaven take my soul, and England keep my bones!
+
+ [Dies]
+
+ [Enter PEMBROKE, SALISBURY, and BIGOT]
+
+SALISBURY Lords, I will meet him at Saint Edmundsbury:
+ It is our safety, and we must embrace
+ This gentle offer of the perilous time.
+
+PEMBROKE Who brought that letter from the cardinal?
+
+SALISBURY The Count Melun, a noble lord of France,
+ Whose private with me of the Dauphin's love
+ Is much more general than these lines import.
+
+BIGOT To-morrow morning let us meet him then.
+
+SALISBURY Or rather then set forward; for 'twill be
+ Two long days' journey, lords, or ere we meet.
+
+ [Enter the BASTARD]
+
+BASTARD Once more to-day well met, distemper'd lords!
+ The king by me requests your presence straight.
+
+SALISBURY The king hath dispossess'd himself of us:
+ We will not line his thin bestained cloak
+ With our pure honours, nor attend the foot
+ That leaves the print of blood where'er it walks.
+ Return and tell him so: we know the worst.
+
+BASTARD Whate'er you think, good words, I think, were best.
+
+SALISBURY Our griefs, and not our manners, reason now.
+
+BASTARD But there is little reason in your grief;
+ Therefore 'twere reason you had manners now.
+
+PEMBROKE Sir, sir, impatience hath his privilege.
+
+BASTARD 'Tis true, to hurt his master, no man else.
+
+SALISBURY This is the prison. What is he lies here?
+
+ [Seeing ARTHUR]
+
+PEMBROKE O death, made proud with pure and princely beauty!
+ The earth had not a hole to hide this deed.
+
+SALISBURY Murder, as hating what himself hath done,
+ Doth lay it open to urge on revenge.
+
+BIGOT Or, when he doom'd this beauty to a grave,
+ Found it too precious-princely for a grave.
+
+SALISBURY Sir Richard, what think you? have you beheld,
+ Or have you read or heard? or could you think?
+ Or do you almost think, although you see,
+ That you do see? could thought, without this object,
+ Form such another? This is the very top,
+ The height, the crest, or crest unto the crest,
+ Of murder's arms: this is the bloodiest shame,
+ The wildest savagery, the vilest stroke,
+ That ever wall-eyed wrath or staring rage
+ Presented to the tears of soft remorse.
+
+PEMBROKE All murders past do stand excused in this:
+ And this, so sole and so unmatchable,
+ Shall give a holiness, a purity,
+ To the yet unbegotten sin of times;
+ And prove a deadly bloodshed but a jest,
+ Exampled by this heinous spectacle.
+
+BASTARD It is a damned and a bloody work;
+ The graceless action of a heavy hand,
+ If that it be the work of any hand.
+
+SALISBURY If that it be the work of any hand!
+ We had a kind of light what would ensue:
+ It is the shameful work of Hubert's hand;
+ The practise and the purpose of the king:
+ From whose obedience I forbid my soul,
+ Kneeling before this ruin of sweet life,
+ And breathing to his breathless excellence
+ The incense of a vow, a holy vow,
+ Never to taste the pleasures of the world,
+ Never to be infected with delight,
+ Nor conversant with ease and idleness,
+ Till I have set a glory to this hand,
+ By giving it the worship of revenge.
+
+
+PEMBROKE |
+ | Our souls religiously confirm thy words.
+BIGOT |
+
+
+ [Enter HUBERT]
+
+HUBERT Lords, I am hot with haste in seeking you:
+ Arthur doth live; the king hath sent for you.
+
+SALISBURY O, he is old and blushes not at death.
+ Avaunt, thou hateful villain, get thee gone!
+
+HUBERT I am no villain.
+
+SALISBURY Must I rob the law?
+
+ [Drawing his sword]
+
+BASTARD Your sword is bright, sir; put it up again.
+
+SALISBURY Not till I sheathe it in a murderer's skin.
+
+HUBERT Stand back, Lord Salisbury, stand back, I say;
+ By heaven, I think my sword's as sharp as yours:
+ I would not have you, lord, forget yourself,
+ Nor tempt the danger of my true defence;
+ Lest I, by marking of your rage, forget
+ Your worth, your greatness and nobility.
+
+BIGOT Out, dunghill! darest thou brave a nobleman?
+
+HUBERT Not for my life: but yet I dare defend
+ My innocent life against an emperor.
+
+SALISBURY Thou art a murderer.
+
+HUBERT Do not prove me so;
+ Yet I am none: whose tongue soe'er speaks false,
+ Not truly speaks; who speaks not truly, lies.
+
+PEMBROKE Cut him to pieces.
+
+BASTARD Keep the peace, I say.
+
+SALISBURY Stand by, or I shall gall you, Faulconbridge.
+
+BASTARD Thou wert better gall the devil, Salisbury:
+ If thou but frown on me, or stir thy foot,
+ Or teach thy hasty spleen to do me shame,
+ I'll strike thee dead. Put up thy sword betime;
+ Or I'll so maul you and your toasting-iron,
+ That you shall think the devil is come from hell.
+
+BIGOT What wilt thou do, renowned Faulconbridge?
+ Second a villain and a murderer?
+
+HUBERT Lord Bigot, I am none.
+
+BIGOT Who kill'd this prince?
+
+HUBERT 'Tis not an hour since I left him well:
+ I honour'd him, I loved him, and will weep
+ My date of life out for his sweet life's loss.
+
+SALISBURY Trust not those cunning waters of his eyes,
+ For villany is not without such rheum;
+ And he, long traded in it, makes it seem
+ Like rivers of remorse and innocency.
+ Away with me, all you whose souls abhor
+ The uncleanly savours of a slaughter-house;
+ For I am stifled with this smell of sin.
+
+BIGOT Away toward Bury, to the Dauphin there!
+
+PEMBROKE There tell the king he may inquire us out.
+
+ [Exeunt Lords]
+
+BASTARD Here's a good world! Knew you of this fair work?
+ Beyond the infinite and boundless reach
+ Of mercy, if thou didst this deed of death,
+ Art thou damn'd, Hubert.
+
+HUBERT Do but hear me, sir.
+
+BASTARD Ha! I'll tell thee what;
+ Thou'rt damn'd as black--nay, nothing is so black;
+ Thou art more deep damn'd than Prince Lucifer:
+ There is not yet so ugly a fiend of hell
+ As thou shalt be, if thou didst kill this child.
+
+HUBERT Upon my soul--
+
+BASTARD If thou didst but consent
+ To this most cruel act, do but despair;
+ And if thou want'st a cord, the smallest thread
+ That ever spider twisted from her womb
+ Will serve to strangle thee, a rush will be a beam
+ To hang thee on; or wouldst thou drown thyself,
+ Put but a little water in a spoon,
+ And it shall be as all the ocean,
+ Enough to stifle such a villain up.
+ I do suspect thee very grievously.
+
+HUBERT If I in act, consent, or sin of thought,
+ Be guilty of the stealing that sweet breath
+ Which was embounded in this beauteous clay,
+ Let hell want pains enough to torture me.
+ I left him well.
+
+BASTARD Go, bear him in thine arms.
+ I am amazed, methinks, and lose my way
+ Among the thorns and dangers of this world.
+ How easy dost thou take all England up!
+ From forth this morsel of dead royalty,
+ The life, the right and truth of all this realm
+ Is fled to heaven; and England now is left
+ To tug and scamble and to part by the teeth
+ The unowed interest of proud-swelling state.
+ Now for the bare-pick'd bone of majesty
+ Doth dogged war bristle his angry crest
+ And snarleth in the gentle eyes of peace:
+ Now powers from home and discontents at home
+ Meet in one line; and vast confusion waits,
+ As doth a raven on a sick-fall'n beast,
+ The imminent decay of wrested pomp.
+ Now happy he whose cloak and cincture can
+ Hold out this tempest. Bear away that child
+ And follow me with speed: I'll to the king:
+ A thousand businesses are brief in hand,
+ And heaven itself doth frown upon the land.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I KING JOHN'S palace.
+
+
+ [Enter KING JOHN, CARDINAL PANDULPH, and Attendants]
+
+KING JOHN Thus have I yielded up into your hand
+ The circle of my glory.
+
+ [Giving the crown]
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH Take again
+ From this my hand, as holding of the pope
+ Your sovereign greatness and authority.
+
+KING JOHN Now keep your holy word: go meet the French,
+ And from his holiness use all your power
+ To stop their marches 'fore we are inflamed.
+ Our discontented counties do revolt;
+ Our people quarrel with obedience,
+ Swearing allegiance and the love of soul
+ To stranger blood, to foreign royalty.
+ This inundation of mistemper'd humour
+ Rests by you only to be qualified:
+ Then pause not; for the present time's so sick,
+ That present medicine must be minister'd,
+ Or overthrow incurable ensues.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH It was my breath that blew this tempest up,
+ Upon your stubborn usage of the pope;
+ But since you are a gentle convertite,
+ My tongue shall hush again this storm of war
+ And make fair weather in your blustering land.
+ On this Ascension-day, remember well,
+ Upon your oath of service to the pope,
+ Go I to make the French lay down their arms.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING JOHN Is this Ascension-day? Did not the prophet
+ Say that before Ascension-day at noon
+ My crown I should give off? Even so I have:
+ I did suppose it should be on constraint:
+ But, heaven be thank'd, it is but voluntary.
+
+ [Enter the BASTARD]
+
+BASTARD All Kent hath yielded; nothing there holds out
+ But Dover castle: London hath received,
+ Like a kind host, the Dauphin and his powers:
+ Your nobles will not hear you, but are gone
+ To offer service to your enemy,
+ And wild amazement hurries up and down
+ The little number of your doubtful friends.
+
+KING JOHN Would not my lords return to me again,
+ After they heard young Arthur was alive?
+
+BASTARD They found him dead and cast into the streets,
+ An empty casket, where the jewel of life
+ By some damn'd hand was robb'd and ta'en away.
+
+KING JOHN That villain Hubert told me he did live.
+
+BASTARD So, on my soul, he did, for aught he knew.
+ But wherefore do you droop? why look you sad?
+ Be great in act, as you have been in thought;
+ Let not the world see fear and sad distrust
+ Govern the motion of a kingly eye:
+ Be stirring as the time; be fire with fire;
+ Threaten the threatener and outface the brow
+ Of bragging horror: so shall inferior eyes,
+ That borrow their behaviors from the great,
+ Grow great by your example and put on
+ The dauntless spirit of resolution.
+ Away, and glister like the god of war,
+ When he intendeth to become the field:
+ Show boldness and aspiring confidence.
+ What, shall they seek the lion in his den,
+ And fright him there? and make him tremble there?
+ O, let it not be said: forage, and run
+ To meet displeasure farther from the doors,
+ And grapple with him ere he comes so nigh.
+
+KING JOHN The legate of the pope hath been with me,
+ And I have made a happy peace with him;
+ And he hath promised to dismiss the powers
+ Led by the Dauphin.
+
+BASTARD O inglorious league!
+ Shall we, upon the footing of our land,
+ Send fair-play orders and make compromise,
+ Insinuation, parley and base truce
+ To arms invasive? shall a beardless boy,
+ A cocker'd silken wanton, brave our fields,
+ And flesh his spirit in a warlike soil,
+ Mocking the air with colours idly spread,
+ And find no cheque? Let us, my liege, to arms:
+ Perchance the cardinal cannot make your peace;
+ Or if he do, let it at least be said
+ They saw we had a purpose of defence.
+
+KING JOHN Have thou the ordering of this present time.
+
+BASTARD Away, then, with good courage! yet, I know,
+ Our party may well meet a prouder foe.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II LEWIS's camp at St. Edmundsbury.
+
+
+ [Enter, in arms, LEWIS, SALISBURY, MELUN, PEMBROKE,
+ BIGOT, and Soldiers]
+
+LEWIS My Lord Melun, let this be copied out,
+ And keep it safe for our remembrance:
+ Return the precedent to these lords again;
+ That, having our fair order written down,
+ Both they and we, perusing o'er these notes,
+ May know wherefore we took the sacrament
+ And keep our faiths firm and inviolable.
+
+SALISBURY Upon our sides it never shall be broken.
+ And, noble Dauphin, albeit we swear
+ A voluntary zeal and an unurged faith
+ To your proceedings; yet believe me, prince,
+ I am not glad that such a sore of time
+ Should seek a plaster by contemn'd revolt,
+ And heal the inveterate canker of one wound
+ By making many. O, it grieves my soul,
+ That I must draw this metal from my side
+ To be a widow-maker! O, and there
+ Where honourable rescue and defence
+ Cries out upon the name of Salisbury!
+ But such is the infection of the time,
+ That, for the health and physic of our right,
+ We cannot deal but with the very hand
+ Of stern injustice and confused wrong.
+ And is't not pity, O my grieved friends,
+ That we, the sons and children of this isle,
+ Were born to see so sad an hour as this;
+ Wherein we step after a stranger march
+ Upon her gentle bosom, and fill up
+ Her enemies' ranks,--I must withdraw and weep
+ Upon the spot of this enforced cause,--
+ To grace the gentry of a land remote,
+ And follow unacquainted colours here?
+ What, here? O nation, that thou couldst remove!
+ That Neptune's arms, who clippeth thee about,
+ Would bear thee from the knowledge of thyself,
+ And grapple thee unto a pagan shore;
+ Where these two Christian armies might combine
+ The blood of malice in a vein of league,
+ And not to spend it so unneighbourly!
+
+LEWIS A noble temper dost thou show in this;
+ And great affections wrestling in thy bosom
+ Doth make an earthquake of nobility.
+ O, what a noble combat hast thou fought
+ Between compulsion and a brave respect!
+ Let me wipe off this honourable dew,
+ That silverly doth progress on thy cheeks:
+ My heart hath melted at a lady's tears,
+ Being an ordinary inundation;
+ But this effusion of such manly drops,
+ This shower, blown up by tempest of the soul,
+ Startles mine eyes, and makes me more amazed
+ Than had I seen the vaulty top of heaven
+ Figured quite o'er with burning meteors.
+ Lift up thy brow, renowned Salisbury,
+ And with a great heart heave away the storm:
+ Commend these waters to those baby eyes
+ That never saw the giant world enraged;
+ Nor met with fortune other than at feasts,
+ Full of warm blood, of mirth, of gossiping.
+ Come, come; for thou shalt thrust thy hand as deep
+ Into the purse of rich prosperity
+ As Lewis himself: so, nobles, shall you all,
+ That knit your sinews to the strength of mine.
+ And even there, methinks, an angel spake:
+
+ [Enter CARDINAL PANDULPH]
+
+ Look, where the holy legate comes apace,
+ To give us warrant from the hand of heaven
+ And on our actions set the name of right
+ With holy breath.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH Hail, noble prince of France!
+ The next is this, King John hath reconciled
+ Himself to Rome; his spirit is come in,
+ That so stood out against the holy church,
+ The great metropolis and see of Rome:
+ Therefore thy threatening colours now wind up;
+ And tame the savage spirit of wild war,
+ That like a lion foster'd up at hand,
+ It may lie gently at the foot of peace,
+ And be no further harmful than in show.
+
+LEWIS Your grace shall pardon me, I will not back:
+ I am too high-born to be propertied,
+ To be a secondary at control,
+ Or useful serving-man and instrument,
+ To any sovereign state throughout the world.
+ Your breath first kindled the dead coal of wars
+ Between this chastised kingdom and myself,
+ And brought in matter that should feed this fire;
+ And now 'tis far too huge to be blown out
+ With that same weak wind which enkindled it.
+ You taught me how to know the face of right,
+ Acquainted me with interest to this land,
+ Yea, thrust this enterprise into my heart;
+ And come ye now to tell me John hath made
+ His peace with Rome? What is that peace to me?
+ I, by the honour of my marriage-bed,
+ After young Arthur, claim this land for mine;
+ And, now it is half-conquer'd, must I back
+ Because that John hath made his peace with Rome?
+ Am I Rome's slave? What penny hath Rome borne,
+ What men provided, what munition sent,
+ To underprop this action? Is't not I
+ That undergo this charge? who else but I,
+ And such as to my claim are liable,
+ Sweat in this business and maintain this war?
+ Have I not heard these islanders shout out
+ 'Vive le roi!' as I have bank'd their towns?
+ Have I not here the best cards for the game,
+ To win this easy match play'd for a crown?
+ And shall I now give o'er the yielded set?
+ No, no, on my soul, it never shall be said.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH You look but on the outside of this work.
+
+LEWIS Outside or inside, I will not return
+ Till my attempt so much be glorified
+ As to my ample hope was promised
+ Before I drew this gallant head of war,
+ And cull'd these fiery spirits from the world,
+ To outlook conquest and to win renown
+ Even in the jaws of danger and of death.
+
+ [Trumpet sounds]
+
+ What lusty trumpet thus doth summon us?
+
+ [Enter the BASTARD, attended]
+
+BASTARD According to the fair play of the world,
+ Let me have audience; I am sent to speak:
+ My holy lord of Milan, from the king
+ I come, to learn how you have dealt for him;
+ And, as you answer, I do know the scope
+ And warrant limited unto my tongue.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH The Dauphin is too wilful-opposite,
+ And will not temporize with my entreaties;
+ He flatly says he'll not lay down his arms.
+
+BASTARD By all the blood that ever fury breathed,
+ The youth says well. Now hear our English king;
+ For thus his royalty doth speak in me.
+ He is prepared, and reason too he should:
+ This apish and unmannerly approach,
+ This harness'd masque and unadvised revel,
+ This unhair'd sauciness and boyish troops,
+ The king doth smile at; and is well prepared
+ To whip this dwarfish war, these pigmy arms,
+ From out the circle of his territories.
+ That hand which had the strength, even at your door,
+ To cudgel you and make you take the hatch,
+ To dive like buckets in concealed wells,
+ To crouch in litter of your stable planks,
+ To lie like pawns lock'd up in chests and trunks,
+ To hug with swine, to seek sweet safety out
+ In vaults and prisons, and to thrill and shake
+ Even at the crying of your nation's crow,
+ Thinking his voice an armed Englishman;
+ Shall that victorious hand be feebled here,
+ That in your chambers gave you chastisement?
+ No: know the gallant monarch is in arms
+ And like an eagle o'er his aery towers,
+ To souse annoyance that comes near his nest.
+ And you degenerate, you ingrate revolts,
+ You bloody Neroes, ripping up the womb
+ Of your dear mother England, blush for shame;
+ For your own ladies and pale-visaged maids
+ Like Amazons come tripping after drums,
+ Their thimbles into armed gauntlets change,
+ Their needles to lances, and their gentle hearts
+ To fierce and bloody inclination.
+
+LEWIS There end thy brave, and turn thy face in peace;
+ We grant thou canst outscold us: fare thee well;
+ We hold our time too precious to be spent
+ With such a brabbler.
+
+CARDINAL PANDULPH Give me leave to speak.
+
+BASTARD No, I will speak.
+
+LEWIS We will attend to neither.
+ Strike up the drums; and let the tongue of war
+ Plead for our interest and our being here.
+
+BASTARD Indeed your drums, being beaten, will cry out;
+ And so shall you, being beaten: do but start
+ An echo with the clamour of thy drum,
+ And even at hand a drum is ready braced
+ That shall reverberate all as loud as thine;
+ Sound but another, and another shall
+ As loud as thine rattle the welkin's ear
+ And mock the deep-mouth'd thunder: for at hand,
+ Not trusting to this halting legate here,
+ Whom he hath used rather for sport than need
+ Is warlike John; and in his forehead sits
+ A bare-ribb'd death, whose office is this day
+ To feast upon whole thousands of the French.
+
+LEWIS Strike up our drums, to find this danger out.
+
+BASTARD And thou shalt find it, Dauphin, do not doubt.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III The field of battle.
+
+
+ [Alarums. Enter KING JOHN and HUBERT]
+
+KING JOHN How goes the day with us? O, tell me, Hubert.
+
+HUBERT Badly, I fear. How fares your majesty?
+
+KING JOHN This fever, that hath troubled me so long,
+ Lies heavy on me; O, my heart is sick!
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger My lord, your valiant kinsman, Faulconbridge,
+ Desires your majesty to leave the field
+ And send him word by me which way you go.
+
+KING JOHN Tell him, toward Swinstead, to the abbey there.
+
+Messenger Be of good comfort; for the great supply
+ That was expected by the Dauphin here,
+ Are wreck'd three nights ago on Goodwin Sands.
+ This news was brought to Richard but even now:
+ The French fight coldly, and retire themselves.
+
+KING JOHN Ay me! this tyrant fever burns me up,
+ And will not let me welcome this good news.
+ Set on toward Swinstead: to my litter straight;
+ Weakness possesseth me, and I am faint.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Enter SALISBURY, PEMBROKE, and BIGOT]
+
+SALISBURY I did not think the king so stored with friends.
+
+PEMBROKE Up once again; put spirit in the French:
+ If they miscarry, we miscarry too.
+
+SALISBURY That misbegotten devil, Faulconbridge,
+ In spite of spite, alone upholds the day.
+
+PEMBROKE They say King John sore sick hath left the field.
+
+ [Enter MELUN, wounded]
+
+MELUN Lead me to the revolts of England here.
+
+SALISBURY When we were happy we had other names.
+
+PEMBROKE It is the Count Melun.
+
+SALISBURY Wounded to death.
+
+MELUN Fly, noble English, you are bought and sold;
+ Unthread the rude eye of rebellion
+ And welcome home again discarded faith.
+ Seek out King John and fall before his feet;
+ For if the French be lords of this loud day,
+ He means to recompense the pains you take
+ By cutting off your heads: thus hath he sworn
+ And I with him, and many moe with me,
+ Upon the altar at Saint Edmundsbury;
+ Even on that altar where we swore to you
+ Dear amity and everlasting love.
+
+SALISBURY May this be possible? may this be true?
+
+MELUN Have I not hideous death within my view,
+ Retaining but a quantity of life,
+ Which bleeds away, even as a form of wax
+ Resolveth from his figure 'gainst the fire?
+ What in the world should make me now deceive,
+ Since I must lose the use of all deceit?
+ Why should I then be false, since it is true
+ That I must die here and live hence by truth?
+ I say again, if Lewis do win the day,
+ He is forsworn, if e'er those eyes of yours
+ Behold another day break in the east:
+ But even this night, whose black contagious breath
+ Already smokes about the burning crest
+ Of the old, feeble and day-wearied sun,
+ Even this ill night, your breathing shall expire,
+ Paying the fine of rated treachery
+ Even with a treacherous fine of all your lives,
+ If Lewis by your assistance win the day.
+ Commend me to one Hubert with your king:
+ The love of him, and this respect besides,
+ For that my grandsire was an Englishman,
+ Awakes my conscience to confess all this.
+ In lieu whereof, I pray you, bear me hence
+ From forth the noise and rumour of the field,
+ Where I may think the remnant of my thoughts
+ In peace, and part this body and my soul
+ With contemplation and devout desires.
+
+SALISBURY We do believe thee: and beshrew my soul
+ But I do love the favour and the form
+ Of this most fair occasion, by the which
+ We will untread the steps of damned flight,
+ And like a bated and retired flood,
+ Leaving our rankness and irregular course,
+ Stoop low within those bounds we have o'erlook'd
+ And cabby run on in obedience
+ Even to our ocean, to our great King John.
+ My arm shall give thee help to bear thee hence;
+ For I do see the cruel pangs of death
+ Right in thine eye. Away, my friends! New flight;
+ And happy newness, that intends old right.
+
+ [Exeunt, leading off MELUN]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V The French camp.
+
+
+ [Enter LEWIS and his train]
+
+LEWIS The sun of heaven methought was loath to set,
+ But stay'd and made the western welkin blush,
+ When English measure backward their own ground
+ In faint retire. O, bravely came we off,
+ When with a volley of our needless shot,
+ After such bloody toil, we bid good night;
+ And wound our tattering colours clearly up,
+ Last in the field, and almost lords of it!
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger Where is my prince, the Dauphin?
+
+LEWIS Here: what news?
+
+Messenger The Count Melun is slain; the English lords
+ By his persuasion are again fall'n off,
+ And your supply, which you have wish'd so long,
+ Are cast away and sunk on Goodwin Sands.
+
+LEWIS Ah, foul shrewd news! beshrew thy very heart!
+ I did not think to be so sad to-night
+ As this hath made me. Who was he that said
+ King John did fly an hour or two before
+ The stumbling night did part our weary powers?
+
+Messenger Whoever spoke it, it is true, my lord.
+
+LEWIS Well; keep good quarter and good care to-night:
+ The day shall not be up so soon as I,
+ To try the fair adventure of to-morrow.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE VI An open place in the neighbourhood of Swinstead Abbey.
+
+
+ [Enter the BASTARD and HUBERT, severally]
+
+HUBERT Who's there? speak, ho! speak quickly, or I shoot.
+
+BASTARD A friend. What art thou?
+
+HUBERT Of the part of England.
+
+BASTARD Whither dost thou go?
+
+HUBERT What's that to thee? why may not I demand
+ Of thine affairs, as well as thou of mine?
+
+BASTARD Hubert, I think?
+
+HUBERT Thou hast a perfect thought:
+ I will upon all hazards well believe
+ Thou art my friend, that know'st my tongue so well.
+ Who art thou?
+
+BASTARD Who thou wilt: and if thou please,
+ Thou mayst befriend me so much as to think
+ I come one way of the Plantagenets.
+
+HUBERT Unkind remembrance! thou and eyeless night
+ Have done me shame: brave soldier, pardon me,
+ That any accent breaking from thy tongue
+ Should 'scape the true acquaintance of mine ear.
+
+BASTARD Come, come; sans compliment, what news abroad?
+
+HUBERT Why, here walk I in the black brow of night,
+ To find you out.
+
+BASTARD Brief, then; and what's the news?
+
+HUBERT O, my sweet sir, news fitting to the night,
+ Black, fearful, comfortless and horrible.
+
+BASTARD Show me the very wound of this ill news:
+ I am no woman, I'll not swoon at it.
+
+HUBERT The king, I fear, is poison'd by a monk:
+ I left him almost speechless; and broke out
+ To acquaint you with this evil, that you might
+ The better arm you to the sudden time,
+ Than if you had at leisure known of this.
+
+BASTARD How did he take it? who did taste to him?
+
+HUBERT A monk, I tell you; a resolved villain,
+ Whose bowels suddenly burst out: the king
+ Yet speaks and peradventure may recover.
+
+BASTARD Who didst thou leave to tend his majesty?
+
+HUBERT Why, know you not? the lords are all come back,
+ And brought Prince Henry in their company;
+ At whose request the king hath pardon'd them,
+ And they are all about his majesty.
+
+BASTARD Withhold thine indignation, mighty heaven,
+ And tempt us not to bear above our power!
+ I'll tell tree, Hubert, half my power this night,
+ Passing these flats, are taken by the tide;
+ These Lincoln Washes have devoured them;
+ Myself, well mounted, hardly have escaped.
+ Away before: conduct me to the king;
+ I doubt he will be dead or ere I come.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING JOHN
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE VII The orchard in Swinstead Abbey.
+
+
+ [Enter PRINCE HENRY, SALISBURY, and BIGOT]
+
+PRINCE HENRY It is too late: the life of all his blood
+ Is touch'd corruptibly, and his pure brain,
+ Which some suppose the soul's frail dwelling-house,
+ Doth by the idle comments that it makes
+ Foretell the ending of mortality.
+
+ [Enter PEMBROKE]
+
+PEMBROKE His highness yet doth speak, and holds belief
+ That, being brought into the open air,
+ It would allay the burning quality
+ Of that fell poison which assaileth him.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Let him be brought into the orchard here.
+ Doth he still rage?
+
+ [Exit BIGOT]
+
+PEMBROKE He is more patient
+ Than when you left him; even now he sung.
+
+PRINCE HENRY O vanity of sickness! fierce extremes
+ In their continuance will not feel themselves.
+ Death, having prey'd upon the outward parts,
+ Leaves them invisible, and his siege is now
+ Against the mind, the which he pricks and wounds
+ With many legions of strange fantasies,
+ Which, in their throng and press to that last hold,
+ Confound themselves. 'Tis strange that death
+ should sing.
+ I am the cygnet to this pale faint swan,
+ Who chants a doleful hymn to his own death,
+ And from the organ-pipe of frailty sings
+ His soul and body to their lasting rest.
+
+SALISBURY Be of good comfort, prince; for you are born
+ To set a form upon that indigest
+ Which he hath left so shapeless and so rude.
+
+ [Enter Attendants, and BIGOT, carrying KING JOHN in a chair]
+
+KING JOHN Ay, marry, now my soul hath elbow-room;
+ It would not out at windows nor at doors.
+ There is so hot a summer in my bosom,
+ That all my bowels crumble up to dust:
+ I am a scribbled form, drawn with a pen
+ Upon a parchment, and against this fire
+ Do I shrink up.
+
+PRINCE HENRY How fares your majesty?
+
+KING JOHN Poison'd,--ill fare--dead, forsook, cast off:
+ And none of you will bid the winter come
+ To thrust his icy fingers in my maw,
+ Nor let my kingdom's rivers take their course
+ Through my burn'd bosom, nor entreat the north
+ To make his bleak winds kiss my parched lips
+ And comfort me with cold. I do not ask you much,
+ I beg cold comfort; and you are so strait
+ And so ingrateful, you deny me that.
+
+PRINCE HENRY O that there were some virtue in my tears,
+ That might relieve you!
+
+KING JOHN The salt in them is hot.
+ Within me is a hell; and there the poison
+ Is as a fiend confined to tyrannize
+ On unreprievable condemned blood.
+
+ [Enter the BASTARD]
+
+BASTARD O, I am scalded with my violent motion,
+ And spleen of speed to see your majesty!
+
+KING JOHN O cousin, thou art come to set mine eye:
+ The tackle of my heart is crack'd and burn'd,
+ And all the shrouds wherewith my life should sail
+ Are turned to one thread, one little hair:
+ My heart hath one poor string to stay it by,
+ Which holds but till thy news be uttered;
+ And then all this thou seest is but a clod
+ And module of confounded royalty.
+
+BASTARD The Dauphin is preparing hitherward,
+ Where heaven He knows how we shall answer him;
+ For in a night the best part of my power,
+ As I upon advantage did remove,
+ Were in the Washes all unwarily
+ Devoured by the unexpected flood.
+
+ [KING JOHN dies]
+
+SALISBURY You breathe these dead news in as dead an ear.
+ My liege! my lord! but now a king, now thus.
+
+PRINCE HENRY Even so must I run on, and even so stop.
+ What surety of the world, what hope, what stay,
+ When this was now a king, and now is clay?
+
+BASTARD Art thou gone so? I do but stay behind
+ To do the office for thee of revenge,
+ And then my soul shall wait on thee to heaven,
+ As it on earth hath been thy servant still.
+ Now, now, you stars that move in your right spheres,
+ Where be your powers? show now your mended faiths,
+ And instantly return with me again,
+ To push destruction and perpetual shame
+ Out of the weak door of our fainting land.
+ Straight let us seek, or straight we shall be sought;
+ The Dauphin rages at our very heels.
+
+SALISBURY It seems you know not, then, so much as we:
+ The Cardinal Pandulph is within at rest,
+ Who half an hour since came from the Dauphin,
+ And brings from him such offers of our peace
+ As we with honour and respect may take,
+ With purpose presently to leave this war.
+
+BASTARD He will the rather do it when he sees
+ Ourselves well sinewed to our defence.
+
+SALISBURY Nay, it is in a manner done already;
+ For many carriages he hath dispatch'd
+ To the sea-side, and put his cause and quarrel
+ To the disposing of the cardinal:
+ With whom yourself, myself and other lords,
+ If you think meet, this afternoon will post
+ To consummate this business happily.
+
+BASTARD Let it be so: and you, my noble prince,
+ With other princes that may best be spared,
+ Shall wait upon your father's funeral.
+
+PRINCE HENRY At Worcester must his body be interr'd;
+ For so he will'd it.
+
+BASTARD Thither shall it then:
+ And happily may your sweet self put on
+ The lineal state and glory of the land!
+ To whom with all submission, on my knee
+ I do bequeath my faithful services
+ And true subjection everlastingly.
+
+SALISBURY And the like tender of our love we make,
+ To rest without a spot for evermore.
+
+PRINCE HENRY I have a kind soul that would give you thanks
+ And knows not how to do it but with tears.
+
+BASTARD O, let us pay the time but needful woe,
+ Since it hath been beforehand with our griefs.
+ This England never did, nor never shall,
+ Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror,
+ But when it first did help to wound itself.
+ Now these her princes are come home again,
+ Come the three corners of the world in arms,
+ And we shall shock them. Nought shall make us rue,
+ If England to itself do rest but true.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+KING RICHARD the Second. (KING RICHARD II:)
+
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT Duke of Lancaster |
+ | uncles to the King.
+EDMUND OF LANGLEY Duke of York (DUKE OF YORK:) |
+
+
+HENRY, surnamed
+BOLINGBROKE (HENRY BOLINGBROKE:) Duke of Hereford,
+ son to John of Gaunt; afterwards King Henry IV.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE son to the Duke of York.
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY Duke of Norfolk.
+
+DUKE OF SURREY:
+
+EARL OF SALISBURY:
+
+LORD BERKELEY:
+
+
+BUSHY |
+ |
+BAGOT | servants to King Richard.
+ |
+GREEN |
+
+
+EARL
+OF NORTHUMBERLAND (NORTHUMBERLAND:)
+
+HENRY PERCY,
+surnamed HOTSPUR his son. (HENRY PERCY:)
+
+LORD ROSS:
+
+LORD WILLOUGHBY:
+
+LORD FITZWATER:
+
+BISHOP OF CARLISLE:
+
+Abbot Of
+Westminster (Abbot:)
+
+LORD MARSHAL (Lord Marshal:)
+
+SIR STEPHEN SCROOP:
+
+SIR
+PIERCE OF EXTON (EXTON:)
+
+ Captain of a band of Welshmen. (Captain:)
+
+QUEEN
+to King Richard (QUEEN:)
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK (DUCHESS OF YORK:)
+
+DUCHESS
+OF GLOUCESTER (DUCHESS:)
+
+ Lady attending on the Queen. (Lady:)
+
+ Lords, Heralds, Officers, Soldiers, two Gardeners,
+ Keeper, Messenger, Groom, and other Attendants. (Lord:)
+ (First Herald:)
+ (Second Herald:)
+ (Gardener:)
+ (Keeper:)
+ (Groom:)
+ (Servant:)
+
+
+SCENE England and Wales.
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. KING RICHARD II's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter KING RICHARD II, JOHN OF GAUNT, with other
+ Nobles and Attendants]
+
+KING RICHARD II Old John of Gaunt, time-honour'd Lancaster,
+ Hast thou, according to thy oath and band,
+ Brought hither Henry Hereford thy bold son,
+ Here to make good the boisterous late appeal,
+ Which then our leisure would not let us hear,
+ Against the Duke of Norfolk, Thomas Mowbray?
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT I have, my liege.
+
+KING RICHARD II Tell me, moreover, hast thou sounded him,
+ If he appeal the duke on ancient malice;
+ Or worthily, as a good subject should,
+ On some known ground of treachery in him?
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT As near as I could sift him on that argument,
+ On some apparent danger seen in him
+ Aim'd at your highness, no inveterate malice.
+
+KING RICHARD II Then call them to our presence; face to face,
+ And frowning brow to brow, ourselves will hear
+ The accuser and the accused freely speak:
+ High-stomach'd are they both, and full of ire,
+ In rage deaf as the sea, hasty as fire.
+
+ [Enter HENRY BOLINGBROKE and THOMAS MOWBRAY]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Many years of happy days befal
+ My gracious sovereign, my most loving liege!
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY Each day still better other's happiness;
+ Until the heavens, envying earth's good hap,
+ Add an immortal title to your crown!
+
+KING RICHARD II We thank you both: yet one but flatters us,
+ As well appeareth by the cause you come;
+ Namely to appeal each other of high treason.
+ Cousin of Hereford, what dost thou object
+ Against the Duke of Norfolk, Thomas Mowbray?
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE First, heaven be the record to my speech!
+ In the devotion of a subject's love,
+ Tendering the precious safety of my prince,
+ And free from other misbegotten hate,
+ Come I appellant to this princely presence.
+ Now, Thomas Mowbray, do I turn to thee,
+ And mark my greeting well; for what I speak
+ My body shall make good upon this earth,
+ Or my divine soul answer it in heaven.
+ Thou art a traitor and a miscreant,
+ Too good to be so and too bad to live,
+ Since the more fair and crystal is the sky,
+ The uglier seem the clouds that in it fly.
+ Once more, the more to aggravate the note,
+ With a foul traitor's name stuff I thy throat;
+ And wish, so please my sovereign, ere I move,
+ What my tongue speaks my right drawn sword may prove.
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY Let not my cold words here accuse my zeal:
+ 'Tis not the trial of a woman's war,
+ The bitter clamour of two eager tongues,
+ Can arbitrate this cause betwixt us twain;
+ The blood is hot that must be cool'd for this:
+ Yet can I not of such tame patience boast
+ As to be hush'd and nought at all to say:
+ First, the fair reverence of your highness curbs me
+ From giving reins and spurs to my free speech;
+ Which else would post until it had return'd
+ These terms of treason doubled down his throat.
+ Setting aside his high blood's royalty,
+ And let him be no kinsman to my liege,
+ I do defy him, and I spit at him;
+ Call him a slanderous coward and a villain:
+ Which to maintain I would allow him odds,
+ And meet him, were I tied to run afoot
+ Even to the frozen ridges of the Alps,
+ Or any other ground inhabitable,
+ Where ever Englishman durst set his foot.
+ Mean time let this defend my loyalty,
+ By all my hopes, most falsely doth he lie.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Pale trembling coward, there I throw my gage,
+ Disclaiming here the kindred of the king,
+ And lay aside my high blood's royalty,
+ Which fear, not reverence, makes thee to except.
+ If guilty dread have left thee so much strength
+ As to take up mine honour's pawn, then stoop:
+ By that and all the rites of knighthood else,
+ Will I make good against thee, arm to arm,
+ What I have spoke, or thou canst worse devise.
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY I take it up; and by that sword I swear
+ Which gently laid my knighthood on my shoulder,
+ I'll answer thee in any fair degree,
+ Or chivalrous design of knightly trial:
+ And when I mount, alive may I not light,
+ If I be traitor or unjustly fight!
+
+KING RICHARD II What doth our cousin lay to Mowbray's charge?
+ It must be great that can inherit us
+ So much as of a thought of ill in him.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Look, what I speak, my life shall prove it true;
+ That Mowbray hath received eight thousand nobles
+ In name of lendings for your highness' soldiers,
+ The which he hath detain'd for lewd employments,
+ Like a false traitor and injurious villain.
+ Besides I say and will in battle prove,
+ Or here or elsewhere to the furthest verge
+ That ever was survey'd by English eye,
+ That all the treasons for these eighteen years
+ Complotted and contrived in this land
+ Fetch from false Mowbray their first head and spring.
+ Further I say and further will maintain
+ Upon his bad life to make all this good,
+ That he did plot the Duke of Gloucester's death,
+ Suggest his soon-believing adversaries,
+ And consequently, like a traitor coward,
+ Sluiced out his innocent soul through streams of blood:
+ Which blood, like sacrificing Abel's, cries,
+ Even from the tongueless caverns of the earth,
+ To me for justice and rough chastisement;
+ And, by the glorious worth of my descent,
+ This arm shall do it, or this life be spent.
+
+KING RICHARD II How high a pitch his resolution soars!
+ Thomas of Norfolk, what say'st thou to this?
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY O, let my sovereign turn away his face
+ And bid his ears a little while be deaf,
+ Till I have told this slander of his blood,
+ How God and good men hate so foul a liar.
+
+KING RICHARD II Mowbray, impartial are our eyes and ears:
+ Were he my brother, nay, my kingdom's heir,
+ As he is but my father's brother's son,
+ Now, by my sceptre's awe, I make a vow,
+ Such neighbour nearness to our sacred blood
+ Should nothing privilege him, nor partialize
+ The unstooping firmness of my upright soul:
+ He is our subject, Mowbray; so art thou:
+ Free speech and fearless I to thee allow.
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY Then, Bolingbroke, as low as to thy heart,
+ Through the false passage of thy throat, thou liest.
+ Three parts of that receipt I had for Calais
+ Disbursed I duly to his highness' soldiers;
+ The other part reserved I by consent,
+ For that my sovereign liege was in my debt
+ Upon remainder of a dear account,
+ Since last I went to France to fetch his queen:
+ Now swallow down that lie. For Gloucester's death,
+ I slew him not; but to my own disgrace
+ Neglected my sworn duty in that case.
+ For you, my noble Lord of Lancaster,
+ The honourable father to my foe
+ Once did I lay an ambush for your life,
+ A trespass that doth vex my grieved soul
+ But ere I last received the sacrament
+ I did confess it, and exactly begg'd
+ Your grace's pardon, and I hope I had it.
+ This is my fault: as for the rest appeall'd,
+ It issues from the rancour of a villain,
+ A recreant and most degenerate traitor
+ Which in myself I boldly will defend;
+ And interchangeably hurl down my gage
+ Upon this overweening traitor's foot,
+ To prove myself a loyal gentleman
+ Even in the best blood chamber'd in his bosom.
+ In haste whereof, most heartily I pray
+ Your highness to assign our trial day.
+
+KING RICHARD II Wrath-kindled gentlemen, be ruled by me;
+ Let's purge this choler without letting blood:
+ This we prescribe, though no physician;
+ Deep malice makes too deep incision;
+ Forget, forgive; conclude and be agreed;
+ Our doctors say this is no month to bleed.
+ Good uncle, let this end where it begun;
+ We'll calm the Duke of Norfolk, you your son.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT To be a make-peace shall become my age:
+ Throw down, my son, the Duke of Norfolk's gage.
+
+KING RICHARD II And, Norfolk, throw down his.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT When, Harry, when?
+ Obedience bids I should not bid again.
+
+KING RICHARD II Norfolk, throw down, we bid; there is no boot.
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY Myself I throw, dread sovereign, at thy foot.
+ My life thou shalt command, but not my shame:
+ The one my duty owes; but my fair name,
+ Despite of death that lives upon my grave,
+ To dark dishonour's use thou shalt not have.
+ I am disgraced, impeach'd and baffled here,
+ Pierced to the soul with slander's venom'd spear,
+ The which no balm can cure but his heart-blood
+ Which breathed this poison.
+
+KING RICHARD II Rage must be withstood:
+ Give me his gage: lions make leopards tame.
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY Yea, but not change his spots: take but my shame.
+ And I resign my gage. My dear dear lord,
+ The purest treasure mortal times afford
+ Is spotless reputation: that away,
+ Men are but gilded loam or painted clay.
+ A jewel in a ten-times-barr'd-up chest
+ Is a bold spirit in a loyal breast.
+ Mine honour is my life; both grow in one:
+ Take honour from me, and my life is done:
+ Then, dear my liege, mine honour let me try;
+ In that I live and for that will I die.
+
+KING RICHARD II Cousin, throw up your gage; do you begin.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE O, God defend my soul from such deep sin!
+ Shall I seem crest-fall'n in my father's sight?
+ Or with pale beggar-fear impeach my height
+ Before this out-dared dastard? Ere my tongue
+ Shall wound my honour with such feeble wrong,
+ Or sound so base a parle, my teeth shall tear
+ The slavish motive of recanting fear,
+ And spit it bleeding in his high disgrace,
+ Where shame doth harbour, even in Mowbray's face.
+
+ [Exit JOHN OF GAUNT]
+
+KING RICHARD II We were not born to sue, but to command;
+ Which since we cannot do to make you friends,
+ Be ready, as your lives shall answer it,
+ At Coventry, upon Saint Lambert's day:
+ There shall your swords and lances arbitrate
+ The swelling difference of your settled hate:
+ Since we can not atone you, we shall see
+ Justice design the victor's chivalry.
+ Lord marshal, command our officers at arms
+ Be ready to direct these home alarms.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The DUKE OF LANCASTER'S palace.
+
+
+ [Enter JOHN OF GAUNT with DUCHESS]
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT Alas, the part I had in Woodstock's blood
+ Doth more solicit me than your exclaims,
+ To stir against the butchers of his life!
+ But since correction lieth in those hands
+ Which made the fault that we cannot correct,
+ Put we our quarrel to the will of heaven;
+ Who, when they see the hours ripe on earth,
+ Will rain hot vengeance on offenders' heads.
+
+DUCHESS Finds brotherhood in thee no sharper spur?
+ Hath love in thy old blood no living fire?
+ Edward's seven sons, whereof thyself art one,
+ Were as seven vials of his sacred blood,
+ Or seven fair branches springing from one root:
+ Some of those seven are dried by nature's course,
+ Some of those branches by the Destinies cut;
+ But Thomas, my dear lord, my life, my Gloucester,
+ One vial full of Edward's sacred blood,
+ One flourishing branch of his most royal root,
+ Is crack'd, and all the precious liquor spilt,
+ Is hack'd down, and his summer leaves all faded,
+ By envy's hand and murder's bloody axe.
+ Ah, Gaunt, his blood was thine! that bed, that womb,
+ That metal, that self-mould, that fashion'd thee
+ Made him a man; and though thou livest and breathest,
+ Yet art thou slain in him: thou dost consent
+ In some large measure to thy father's death,
+ In that thou seest thy wretched brother die,
+ Who was the model of thy father's life.
+ Call it not patience, Gaunt; it is despair:
+ In suffering thus thy brother to be slaughter'd,
+ Thou showest the naked pathway to thy life,
+ Teaching stern murder how to butcher thee:
+ That which in mean men we intitle patience
+ Is pale cold cowardice in noble breasts.
+ What shall I say? to safeguard thine own life,
+ The best way is to venge my Gloucester's death.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT God's is the quarrel; for God's substitute,
+ His deputy anointed in His sight,
+ Hath caused his death: the which if wrongfully,
+ Let heaven revenge; for I may never lift
+ An angry arm against His minister.
+
+DUCHESS Where then, alas, may I complain myself?
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT To God, the widow's champion and defence.
+
+DUCHESS Why, then, I will. Farewell, old Gaunt.
+ Thou goest to Coventry, there to behold
+ Our cousin Hereford and fell Mowbray fight:
+ O, sit my husband's wrongs on Hereford's spear,
+ That it may enter butcher Mowbray's breast!
+ Or, if misfortune miss the first career,
+ Be Mowbray's sins so heavy in his bosom,
+ They may break his foaming courser's back,
+ And throw the rider headlong in the lists,
+ A caitiff recreant to my cousin Hereford!
+ Farewell, old Gaunt: thy sometimes brother's wife
+ With her companion grief must end her life.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT Sister, farewell; I must to Coventry:
+ As much good stay with thee as go with me!
+
+DUCHESS Yet one word more: grief boundeth where it falls,
+ Not with the empty hollowness, but weight:
+ I take my leave before I have begun,
+ For sorrow ends not when it seemeth done.
+ Commend me to thy brother, Edmund York.
+ Lo, this is all:--nay, yet depart not so;
+ Though this be all, do not so quickly go;
+ I shall remember more. Bid him--ah, what?--
+ With all good speed at Plashy visit me.
+ Alack, and what shall good old York there see
+ But empty lodgings and unfurnish'd walls,
+ Unpeopled offices, untrodden stones?
+ And what hear there for welcome but my groans?
+ Therefore commend me; let him not come there,
+ To seek out sorrow that dwells every where.
+ Desolate, desolate, will I hence and die:
+ The last leave of thee takes my weeping eye.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III The lists at Coventry.
+
+
+ [Enter the Lord Marshal and the DUKE OF AUMERLE]
+
+Lord Marshal My Lord Aumerle, is Harry Hereford arm'd?
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Yea, at all points; and longs to enter in.
+
+Lord Marshal The Duke of Norfolk, sprightfully and bold,
+ Stays but the summons of the appellant's trumpet.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Why, then, the champions are prepared, and stay
+ For nothing but his majesty's approach.
+
+ [The trumpets sound, and KING RICHARD enters with
+ his nobles, JOHN OF GAUNT, BUSHY, BAGOT, GREEN, and
+ others. When they are set, enter THOMAS MOWBRAY in
+ arms, defendant, with a Herald]
+
+KING RICHARD II Marshal, demand of yonder champion
+ The cause of his arrival here in arms:
+ Ask him his name and orderly proceed
+ To swear him in the justice of his cause.
+
+Lord Marshal In God's name and the king's, say who thou art
+ And why thou comest thus knightly clad in arms,
+ Against what man thou comest, and what thy quarrel:
+ Speak truly, on thy knighthood and thy oath;
+ As so defend thee heaven and thy valour!
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY My name is Thomas Mowbray, Duke of Norfolk;
+ Who hither come engaged by my oath--
+ Which God defend a knight should violate!--
+ Both to defend my loyalty and truth
+ To God, my king and my succeeding issue,
+ Against the Duke of Hereford that appeals me
+ And, by the grace of God and this mine arm,
+ To prove him, in defending of myself,
+ A traitor to my God, my king, and me:
+ And as I truly fight, defend me heaven!
+
+ [The trumpets sound. Enter HENRY BOLINGBROKE,
+ appellant, in armour, with a Herald]
+
+KING RICHARD II Marshal, ask yonder knight in arms,
+ Both who he is and why he cometh hither
+ Thus plated in habiliments of war,
+ And formally, according to our law,
+ Depose him in the justice of his cause.
+
+Lord Marshal What is thy name? and wherefore comest thou hither,
+ Before King Richard in his royal lists?
+ Against whom comest thou? and what's thy quarrel?
+ Speak like a true knight, so defend thee heaven!
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Harry of Hereford, Lancaster and Derby
+ Am I; who ready here do stand in arms,
+ To prove, by God's grace and my body's valour,
+ In lists, on Thomas Mowbray, Duke of Norfolk,
+ That he is a traitor, foul and dangerous,
+ To God of heaven, King Richard and to me;
+ And as I truly fight, defend me heaven!
+
+Lord Marshal On pain of death, no person be so bold
+ Or daring-hardy as to touch the lists,
+ Except the marshal and such officers
+ Appointed to direct these fair designs.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Lord marshal, let me kiss my sovereign's hand,
+ And bow my knee before his majesty:
+ For Mowbray and myself are like two men
+ That vow a long and weary pilgrimage;
+ Then let us take a ceremonious leave
+ And loving farewell of our several friends.
+
+Lord Marshal The appellant in all duty greets your highness,
+ And craves to kiss your hand and take his leave.
+
+KING RICHARD II We will descend and fold him in our arms.
+ Cousin of Hereford, as thy cause is right,
+ So be thy fortune in this royal fight!
+ Farewell, my blood; which if to-day thou shed,
+ Lament we may, but not revenge thee dead.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE O let no noble eye profane a tear
+ For me, if I be gored with Mowbray's spear:
+ As confident as is the falcon's flight
+ Against a bird, do I with Mowbray fight.
+ My loving lord, I take my leave of you;
+ Of you, my noble cousin, Lord Aumerle;
+ Not sick, although I have to do with death,
+ But lusty, young, and cheerly drawing breath.
+ Lo, as at English feasts, so I regreet
+ The daintiest last, to make the end most sweet:
+ O thou, the earthly author of my blood,
+ Whose youthful spirit, in me regenerate,
+ Doth with a twofold vigour lift me up
+ To reach at victory above my head,
+ Add proof unto mine armour with thy prayers;
+ And with thy blessings steel my lance's point,
+ That it may enter Mowbray's waxen coat,
+ And furbish new the name of John a Gaunt,
+ Even in the lusty havior of his son.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT God in thy good cause make thee prosperous!
+ Be swift like lightning in the execution;
+ And let thy blows, doubly redoubled,
+ Fall like amazing thunder on the casque
+ Of thy adverse pernicious enemy:
+ Rouse up thy youthful blood, be valiant and live.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Mine innocency and Saint George to thrive!
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY However God or fortune cast my lot,
+ There lives or dies, true to King Richard's throne,
+ A loyal, just and upright gentleman:
+ Never did captive with a freer heart
+ Cast off his chains of bondage and embrace
+ His golden uncontroll'd enfranchisement,
+ More than my dancing soul doth celebrate
+ This feast of battle with mine adversary.
+ Most mighty liege, and my companion peers,
+ Take from my mouth the wish of happy years:
+ As gentle and as jocund as to jest
+ Go I to fight: truth hath a quiet breast.
+
+KING RICHARD II Farewell, my lord: securely I espy
+ Virtue with valour couched in thine eye.
+ Order the trial, marshal, and begin.
+
+Lord Marshal Harry of Hereford, Lancaster and Derby,
+ Receive thy lance; and God defend the right!
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Strong as a tower in hope, I cry amen.
+
+Lord Marshal Go bear this lance to Thomas, Duke of Norfolk.
+
+First Herald Harry of Hereford, Lancaster and Derby,
+ Stands here for God, his sovereign and himself,
+ On pain to be found false and recreant,
+ To prove the Duke of Norfolk, Thomas Mowbray,
+ A traitor to his God, his king and him;
+ And dares him to set forward to the fight.
+
+Second Herald Here standeth Thomas Mowbray, Duke of Norfolk,
+ On pain to be found false and recreant,
+ Both to defend himself and to approve
+ Henry of Hereford, Lancaster, and Derby,
+ To God, his sovereign and to him disloyal;
+ Courageously and with a free desire
+ Attending but the signal to begin.
+
+Lord Marshal Sound, trumpets; and set forward, combatants.
+
+ [A charge sounded]
+
+ Stay, the king hath thrown his warder down.
+
+KING RICHARD II Let them lay by their helmets and their spears,
+ And both return back to their chairs again:
+ Withdraw with us: and let the trumpets sound
+ While we return these dukes what we decree.
+
+ [A long flourish]
+
+ Draw near,
+ And list what with our council we have done.
+ For that our kingdom's earth should not be soil'd
+ With that dear blood which it hath fostered;
+ And for our eyes do hate the dire aspect
+ Of civil wounds plough'd up with neighbours' sword;
+ And for we think the eagle-winged pride
+ Of sky-aspiring and ambitious thoughts,
+ With rival-hating envy, set on you
+ To wake our peace, which in our country's cradle
+ Draws the sweet infant breath of gentle sleep;
+ Which so roused up with boisterous untuned drums,
+ With harsh resounding trumpets' dreadful bray,
+ And grating shock of wrathful iron arms,
+ Might from our quiet confines fright fair peace
+ And make us wade even in our kindred's blood,
+ Therefore, we banish you our territories:
+ You, cousin Hereford, upon pain of life,
+ Till twice five summers have enrich'd our fields
+ Shall not regreet our fair dominions,
+ But tread the stranger paths of banishment.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Your will be done: this must my comfort be,
+ Sun that warms you here shall shine on me;
+ And those his golden beams to you here lent
+ Shall point on me and gild my banishment.
+
+KING RICHARD II Norfolk, for thee remains a heavier doom,
+ Which I with some unwillingness pronounce:
+ The sly slow hours shall not determinate
+ The dateless limit of thy dear exile;
+ The hopeless word of 'never to return'
+ Breathe I against thee, upon pain of life.
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY A heavy sentence, my most sovereign liege,
+ And all unlook'd for from your highness' mouth:
+ A dearer merit, not so deep a maim
+ As to be cast forth in the common air,
+ Have I deserved at your highness' hands.
+ The language I have learn'd these forty years,
+ My native English, now I must forego:
+ And now my tongue's use is to me no more
+ Than an unstringed viol or a harp,
+ Or like a cunning instrument cased up,
+ Or, being open, put into his hands
+ That knows no touch to tune the harmony:
+ Within my mouth you have engaol'd my tongue,
+ Doubly portcullis'd with my teeth and lips;
+ And dull unfeeling barren ignorance
+ Is made my gaoler to attend on me.
+ I am too old to fawn upon a nurse,
+ Too far in years to be a pupil now:
+ What is thy sentence then but speechless death,
+ Which robs my tongue from breathing native breath?
+
+KING RICHARD II It boots thee not to be compassionate:
+ After our sentence plaining comes too late.
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY Then thus I turn me from my country's light,
+ To dwell in solemn shades of endless night.
+
+KING RICHARD II Return again, and take an oath with thee.
+ Lay on our royal sword your banish'd hands;
+ Swear by the duty that you owe to God--
+ Our part therein we banish with yourselves--
+ To keep the oath that we administer:
+ You never shall, so help you truth and God!
+ Embrace each other's love in banishment;
+ Nor never look upon each other's face;
+ Nor never write, regreet, nor reconcile
+ This louring tempest of your home-bred hate;
+ Nor never by advised purpose meet
+ To plot, contrive, or complot any ill
+ 'Gainst us, our state, our subjects, or our land.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE I swear.
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY And I, to keep all this.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Norfolk, so far as to mine enemy:--
+ By this time, had the king permitted us,
+ One of our souls had wander'd in the air.
+ Banish'd this frail sepulchre of our flesh,
+ As now our flesh is banish'd from this land:
+ Confess thy treasons ere thou fly the realm;
+ Since thou hast far to go, bear not along
+ The clogging burthen of a guilty soul.
+
+THOMAS MOWBRAY No, Bolingbroke: if ever I were traitor,
+ My name be blotted from the book of life,
+ And I from heaven banish'd as from hence!
+ But what thou art, God, thou, and I do know;
+ And all too soon, I fear, the king shall rue.
+ Farewell, my liege. Now no way can I stray;
+ Save back to England, all the world's my way.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING RICHARD II Uncle, even in the glasses of thine eyes
+ I see thy grieved heart: thy sad aspect
+ Hath from the number of his banish'd years
+ Pluck'd four away.
+
+ [To HENRY BOLINGBROKE]
+
+ Six frozen winter spent,
+ Return with welcome home from banishment.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE How long a time lies in one little word!
+ Four lagging winters and four wanton springs
+ End in a word: such is the breath of kings.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT I thank my liege, that in regard of me
+ He shortens four years of my son's exile:
+ But little vantage shall I reap thereby;
+ For, ere the six years that he hath to spend
+ Can change their moons and bring their times about
+ My oil-dried lamp and time-bewasted light
+ Shall be extinct with age and endless night;
+ My inch of taper will be burnt and done,
+ And blindfold death not let me see my son.
+
+KING RICHARD II Why uncle, thou hast many years to live.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT But not a minute, king, that thou canst give:
+ Shorten my days thou canst with sullen sorrow,
+ And pluck nights from me, but not lend a morrow;
+ Thou canst help time to furrow me with age,
+ But stop no wrinkle in his pilgrimage;
+ Thy word is current with him for my death,
+ But dead, thy kingdom cannot buy my breath.
+
+KING RICHARD II Thy son is banish'd upon good advice,
+ Whereto thy tongue a party-verdict gave:
+ Why at our justice seem'st thou then to lour?
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT Things sweet to taste prove in digestion sour.
+ You urged me as a judge; but I had rather
+ You would have bid me argue like a father.
+ O, had it been a stranger, not my child,
+ To smooth his fault I should have been more mild:
+ A partial slander sought I to avoid,
+ And in the sentence my own life destroy'd.
+ Alas, I look'd when some of you should say,
+ I was too strict to make mine own away;
+ But you gave leave to my unwilling tongue
+ Against my will to do myself this wrong.
+
+KING RICHARD II Cousin, farewell; and, uncle, bid him so:
+ Six years we banish him, and he shall go.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt KING RICHARD II and train]
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Cousin, farewell: what presence must not know,
+ From where you do remain let paper show.
+
+Lord Marshal My lord, no leave take I; for I will ride,
+ As far as land will let me, by your side.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT O, to what purpose dost thou hoard thy words,
+ That thou return'st no greeting to thy friends?
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE I have too few to take my leave of you,
+ When the tongue's office should be prodigal
+ To breathe the abundant dolour of the heart.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT Thy grief is but thy absence for a time.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Joy absent, grief is present for that time.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT What is six winters? they are quickly gone.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE To men in joy; but grief makes one hour ten.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT Call it a travel that thou takest for pleasure.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE My heart will sigh when I miscall it so,
+ Which finds it an inforced pilgrimage.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT The sullen passage of thy weary steps
+ Esteem as foil wherein thou art to set
+ The precious jewel of thy home return.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Nay, rather, every tedious stride I make
+ Will but remember me what a deal of world
+ I wander from the jewels that I love.
+ Must I not serve a long apprenticehood
+ To foreign passages, and in the end,
+ Having my freedom, boast of nothing else
+ But that I was a journeyman to grief?
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT All places that the eye of heaven visits
+ Are to a wise man ports and happy havens.
+ Teach thy necessity to reason thus;
+ There is no virtue like necessity.
+ Think not the king did banish thee,
+ But thou the king. Woe doth the heavier sit,
+ Where it perceives it is but faintly borne.
+ Go, say I sent thee forth to purchase honour
+ And not the king exiled thee; or suppose
+ Devouring pestilence hangs in our air
+ And thou art flying to a fresher clime:
+ Look, what thy soul holds dear, imagine it
+ To lie that way thou go'st, not whence thou comest:
+ Suppose the singing birds musicians,
+ The grass whereon thou tread'st the presence strew'd,
+ The flowers fair ladies, and thy steps no more
+ Than a delightful measure or a dance;
+ For gnarling sorrow hath less power to bite
+ The man that mocks at it and sets it light.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE O, who can hold a fire in his hand
+ By thinking on the frosty Caucasus?
+ Or cloy the hungry edge of appetite
+ By bare imagination of a feast?
+ Or wallow naked in December snow
+ By thinking on fantastic summer's heat?
+ O, no! the apprehension of the good
+ Gives but the greater feeling to the worse:
+ Fell sorrow's tooth doth never rankle more
+ Than when he bites, but lanceth not the sore.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT Come, come, my son, I'll bring thee on thy way:
+ Had I thy youth and cause, I would not stay.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Then, England's ground, farewell; sweet soil, adieu;
+ My mother, and my nurse, that bears me yet!
+ Where'er I wander, boast of this I can,
+ Though banish'd, yet a trueborn Englishman.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The court.
+
+
+ [Enter KING RICHARD II, with BAGOT and GREEN at one
+ door; and the DUKE OF AUMERLE at another]
+
+KING RICHARD II We did observe. Cousin Aumerle,
+ How far brought you high Hereford on his way?
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE I brought high Hereford, if you call him so,
+ But to the next highway, and there I left him.
+
+KING RICHARD II And say, what store of parting tears were shed?
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Faith, none for me; except the north-east wind,
+ Which then blew bitterly against our faces,
+ Awaked the sleeping rheum, and so by chance
+ Did grace our hollow parting with a tear.
+
+KING RICHARD II What said our cousin when you parted with him?
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE 'Farewell:'
+ And, for my heart disdained that my tongue
+ Should so profane the word, that taught me craft
+ To counterfeit oppression of such grief
+ That words seem'd buried in my sorrow's grave.
+ Marry, would the word 'farewell' have lengthen'd hours
+ And added years to his short banishment,
+ He should have had a volume of farewells;
+ But since it would not, he had none of me.
+
+KING RICHARD II He is our cousin, cousin; but 'tis doubt,
+ When time shall call him home from banishment,
+ Whether our kinsman come to see his friends.
+ Ourself and Bushy, Bagot here and Green
+ Observed his courtship to the common people;
+ How he did seem to dive into their hearts
+ With humble and familiar courtesy,
+ What reverence he did throw away on slaves,
+ Wooing poor craftsmen with the craft of smiles
+ And patient underbearing of his fortune,
+ As 'twere to banish their affects with him.
+ Off goes his bonnet to an oyster-wench;
+ A brace of draymen bid God speed him well
+ And had the tribute of his supple knee,
+ With 'Thanks, my countrymen, my loving friends;'
+ As were our England in reversion his,
+ And he our subjects' next degree in hope.
+
+GREEN Well, he is gone; and with him go these thoughts.
+ Now for the rebels which stand out in Ireland,
+ Expedient manage must be made, my liege,
+ Ere further leisure yield them further means
+ For their advantage and your highness' loss.
+
+KING RICHARD II We will ourself in person to this war:
+ And, for our coffers, with too great a court
+ And liberal largess, are grown somewhat light,
+ We are inforced to farm our royal realm;
+ The revenue whereof shall furnish us
+ For our affairs in hand: if that come short,
+ Our substitutes at home shall have blank charters;
+ Whereto, when they shall know what men are rich,
+ They shall subscribe them for large sums of gold
+ And send them after to supply our wants;
+ For we will make for Ireland presently.
+
+ [Enter BUSHY]
+
+ Bushy, what news?
+
+BUSHY Old John of Gaunt is grievous sick, my lord,
+ Suddenly taken; and hath sent post haste
+ To entreat your majesty to visit him.
+
+KING RICHARD II Where lies he?
+
+BUSHY At Ely House.
+
+KING RICHARD II Now put it, God, in the physician's mind
+ To help him to his grave immediately!
+ The lining of his coffers shall make coats
+ To deck our soldiers for these Irish wars.
+ Come, gentlemen, let's all go visit him:
+ Pray God we may make haste, and come too late!
+
+All Amen.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Ely House.
+
+
+ [Enter JOHN OF GAUNT sick, with the DUKE OF YORK,
+ &c]
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT Will the king come, that I may breathe my last
+ In wholesome counsel to his unstaid youth?
+
+DUKE OF YORK Vex not yourself, nor strive not with your breath;
+ For all in vain comes counsel to his ear.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT O, but they say the tongues of dying men
+ Enforce attention like deep harmony:
+ Where words are scarce, they are seldom spent in vain,
+ For they breathe truth that breathe their words in pain.
+ He that no more must say is listen'd more
+ Than they whom youth and ease have taught to glose;
+ More are men's ends mark'd than their lives before:
+ The setting sun, and music at the close,
+ As the last taste of sweets, is sweetest last,
+ Writ in remembrance more than things long past:
+ Though Richard my life's counsel would not hear,
+ My death's sad tale may yet undeaf his ear.
+
+DUKE OF YORK No; it is stopp'd with other flattering sounds,
+ As praises, of whose taste the wise are fond,
+ Lascivious metres, to whose venom sound
+ The open ear of youth doth always listen;
+ Report of fashions in proud Italy,
+ Whose manners still our tardy apish nation
+ Limps after in base imitation.
+ Where doth the world thrust forth a vanity--
+ So it be new, there's no respect how vile--
+ That is not quickly buzzed into his ears?
+ Then all too late comes counsel to be heard,
+ Where will doth mutiny with wit's regard.
+ Direct not him whose way himself will choose:
+ 'Tis breath thou lack'st, and that breath wilt thou lose.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT Methinks I am a prophet new inspired
+ And thus expiring do foretell of him:
+ His rash fierce blaze of riot cannot last,
+ For violent fires soon burn out themselves;
+ Small showers last long, but sudden storms are short;
+ He tires betimes that spurs too fast betimes;
+ With eager feeding food doth choke the feeder:
+ Light vanity, insatiate cormorant,
+ Consuming means, soon preys upon itself.
+ This royal throne of kings, this scepter'd isle,
+ This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
+ This other Eden, demi-paradise,
+ This fortress built by Nature for herself
+ Against infection and the hand of war,
+ This happy breed of men, this little world,
+ This precious stone set in the silver sea,
+ Which serves it in the office of a wall,
+ Or as a moat defensive to a house,
+ Against the envy of less happier lands,
+ This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England,
+ This nurse, this teeming womb of royal kings,
+ Fear'd by their breed and famous by their birth,
+ Renowned for their deeds as far from home,
+ For Christian service and true chivalry,
+ As is the sepulchre in stubborn Jewry,
+ Of the world's ransom, blessed Mary's Son,
+ This land of such dear souls, this dear dear land,
+ Dear for her reputation through the world,
+ Is now leased out, I die pronouncing it,
+ Like to a tenement or pelting farm:
+ England, bound in with the triumphant sea
+ Whose rocky shore beats back the envious siege
+ Of watery Neptune, is now bound in with shame,
+ With inky blots and rotten parchment bonds:
+ That England, that was wont to conquer others,
+ Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.
+ Ah, would the scandal vanish with my life,
+ How happy then were my ensuing death!
+
+ [Enter KING RICHARD II and QUEEN, DUKE OF AUMERLE,
+ BUSHY, GREEN, BAGOT, LORD ROSS, and LORD
+ WILLOUGHBY]
+
+DUKE OF YORK The king is come: deal mildly with his youth;
+ For young hot colts being raged do rage the more.
+
+QUEEN How fares our noble uncle, Lancaster?
+
+KING RICHARD II What comfort, man? how is't with aged Gaunt?
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT O how that name befits my composition!
+ Old Gaunt indeed, and gaunt in being old:
+ Within me grief hath kept a tedious fast;
+ And who abstains from meat that is not gaunt?
+ For sleeping England long time have I watch'd;
+ Watching breeds leanness, leanness is all gaunt:
+ The pleasure that some fathers feed upon,
+ Is my strict fast; I mean, my children's looks;
+ And therein fasting, hast thou made me gaunt:
+ Gaunt am I for the grave, gaunt as a grave,
+ Whose hollow womb inherits nought but bones.
+
+KING RICHARD II Can sick men play so nicely with their names?
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT No, misery makes sport to mock itself:
+ Since thou dost seek to kill my name in me,
+ I mock my name, great king, to flatter thee.
+
+KING RICHARD II Should dying men flatter with those that live?
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT No, no, men living flatter those that die.
+
+KING RICHARD II Thou, now a-dying, say'st thou flatterest me.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT O, no! thou diest, though I the sicker be.
+
+KING RICHARD II I am in health, I breathe, and see thee ill.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT Now He that made me knows I see thee ill;
+ Ill in myself to see, and in thee seeing ill.
+ Thy death-bed is no lesser than thy land
+ Wherein thou liest in reputation sick;
+ And thou, too careless patient as thou art,
+ Commit'st thy anointed body to the cure
+ Of those physicians that first wounded thee:
+ A thousand flatterers sit within thy crown,
+ Whose compass is no bigger than thy head;
+ And yet, incaged in so small a verge,
+ The waste is no whit lesser than thy land.
+ O, had thy grandsire with a prophet's eye
+ Seen how his son's son should destroy his sons,
+ From forth thy reach he would have laid thy shame,
+ Deposing thee before thou wert possess'd,
+ Which art possess'd now to depose thyself.
+ Why, cousin, wert thou regent of the world,
+ It were a shame to let this land by lease;
+ But for thy world enjoying but this land,
+ Is it not more than shame to shame it so?
+ Landlord of England art thou now, not king:
+ Thy state of law is bondslave to the law; And thou--
+
+KING RICHARD II A lunatic lean-witted fool,
+ Presuming on an ague's privilege,
+ Darest with thy frozen admonition
+ Make pale our cheek, chasing the royal blood
+ With fury from his native residence.
+ Now, by my seat's right royal majesty,
+ Wert thou not brother to great Edward's son,
+ This tongue that runs so roundly in thy head
+ Should run thy head from thy unreverent shoulders.
+
+JOHN OF GAUNT O, spare me not, my brother Edward's son,
+ For that I was his father Edward's son;
+ That blood already, like the pelican,
+ Hast thou tapp'd out and drunkenly caroused:
+ My brother Gloucester, plain well-meaning soul,
+ Whom fair befal in heaven 'mongst happy souls!
+ May be a precedent and witness good
+ That thou respect'st not spilling Edward's blood:
+ Join with the present sickness that I have;
+ And thy unkindness be like crooked age,
+ To crop at once a too long wither'd flower.
+ Live in thy shame, but die not shame with thee!
+ These words hereafter thy tormentors be!
+ Convey me to my bed, then to my grave:
+ Love they to live that love and honour have.
+
+ [Exit, borne off by his Attendants]
+
+KING RICHARD II And let them die that age and sullens have;
+ For both hast thou, and both become the grave.
+
+DUKE OF YORK I do beseech your majesty, impute his words
+ To wayward sickliness and age in him:
+ He loves you, on my life, and holds you dear
+ As Harry Duke of Hereford, were he here.
+
+KING RICHARD II Right, you say true: as Hereford's love, so his;
+ As theirs, so mine; and all be as it is.
+
+ [Enter NORTHUMBERLAND]
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND My liege, old Gaunt commends him to your majesty.
+
+KING RICHARD II What says he?
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Nay, nothing; all is said
+ His tongue is now a stringless instrument;
+ Words, life and all, old Lancaster hath spent.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Be York the next that must be bankrupt so!
+ Though death be poor, it ends a mortal woe.
+
+KING RICHARD II The ripest fruit first falls, and so doth he;
+ His time is spent, our pilgrimage must be.
+ So much for that. Now for our Irish wars:
+ We must supplant those rough rug-headed kerns,
+ Which live like venom where no venom else
+ But only they have privilege to live.
+ And for these great affairs do ask some charge,
+ Towards our assistance we do seize to us
+ The plate, corn, revenues and moveables,
+ Whereof our uncle Gaunt did stand possess'd.
+
+DUKE OF YORK How long shall I be patient? ah, how long
+ Shall tender duty make me suffer wrong?
+ Not Gloucester's death, nor Hereford's banishment
+ Not Gaunt's rebukes, nor England's private wrongs,
+ Nor the prevention of poor Bolingbroke
+ About his marriage, nor my own disgrace,
+ Have ever made me sour my patient cheek,
+ Or bend one wrinkle on my sovereign's face.
+ I am the last of noble Edward's sons,
+ Of whom thy father, Prince of Wales, was first:
+ In war was never lion raged more fierce,
+ In peace was never gentle lamb more mild,
+ Than was that young and princely gentleman.
+ His face thou hast, for even so look'd he,
+ Accomplish'd with the number of thy hours;
+ But when he frown'd, it was against the French
+ And not against his friends; his noble hand
+ Did will what he did spend and spent not that
+ Which his triumphant father's hand had won;
+ His hands were guilty of no kindred blood,
+ But bloody with the enemies of his kin.
+ O Richard! York is too far gone with grief,
+ Or else he never would compare between.
+
+KING RICHARD II Why, uncle, what's the matter?
+
+DUKE OF YORK O my liege,
+ Pardon me, if you please; if not, I, pleased
+ Not to be pardon'd, am content withal.
+ Seek you to seize and gripe into your hands
+ The royalties and rights of banish'd Hereford?
+ Is not Gaunt dead, and doth not Hereford live?
+ Was not Gaunt just, and is not Harry true?
+ Did not the one deserve to have an heir?
+ Is not his heir a well-deserving son?
+ Take Hereford's rights away, and take from Time
+ His charters and his customary rights;
+ Let not to-morrow then ensue to-day;
+ Be not thyself; for how art thou a king
+ But by fair sequence and succession?
+ Now, afore God--God forbid I say true!--
+ If you do wrongfully seize Hereford's rights,
+ Call in the letters patent that he hath
+ By his attorneys-general to sue
+ His livery, and deny his offer'd homage,
+ You pluck a thousand dangers on your head,
+ You lose a thousand well-disposed hearts
+ And prick my tender patience, to those thoughts
+ Which honour and allegiance cannot think.
+
+KING RICHARD II Think what you will, we seize into our hands
+ His plate, his goods, his money and his lands.
+
+DUKE OF YORK I'll not be by the while: my liege, farewell:
+ What will ensue hereof, there's none can tell;
+ But by bad courses may be understood
+ That their events can never fall out good.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING RICHARD II Go, Bushy, to the Earl of Wiltshire straight:
+ Bid him repair to us to Ely House
+ To see this business. To-morrow next
+ We will for Ireland; and 'tis time, I trow:
+ And we create, in absence of ourself,
+ Our uncle York lord governor of England;
+ For he is just and always loved us well.
+ Come on, our queen: to-morrow must we part;
+ Be merry, for our time of stay is short
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt KING RICHARD II, QUEEN, DUKE OF
+ AUMERLE, BUSHY, GREEN, and BAGOT]
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Well, lords, the Duke of Lancaster is dead.
+
+LORD ROSS And living too; for now his son is duke.
+
+LORD WILLOUGHBY Barely in title, not in revenue.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Richly in both, if justice had her right.
+
+LORD ROSS My heart is great; but it must break with silence,
+ Ere't be disburden'd with a liberal tongue.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Nay, speak thy mind; and let him ne'er speak more
+ That speaks thy words again to do thee harm!
+
+LORD WILLOUGHBY Tends that thou wouldst speak to the Duke of Hereford?
+ If it be so, out with it boldly, man;
+ Quick is mine ear to hear of good towards him.
+
+LORD ROSS No good at all that I can do for him;
+ Unless you call it good to pity him,
+ Bereft and gelded of his patrimony.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Now, afore God, 'tis shame such wrongs are borne
+ In him, a royal prince, and many moe
+ Of noble blood in this declining land.
+ The king is not himself, but basely led
+ By flatterers; and what they will inform,
+ Merely in hate, 'gainst any of us all,
+ That will the king severely prosecute
+ 'Gainst us, our lives, our children, and our heirs.
+
+LORD ROSS The commons hath he pill'd with grievous taxes,
+ And quite lost their hearts: the nobles hath he fined
+ For ancient quarrels, and quite lost their hearts.
+
+LORD WILLOUGHBY And daily new exactions are devised,
+ As blanks, benevolences, and I wot not what:
+ But what, o' God's name, doth become of this?
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Wars have not wasted it, for warr'd he hath not,
+ But basely yielded upon compromise
+ That which his noble ancestors achieved with blows:
+ More hath he spent in peace than they in wars.
+
+LORD ROSS The Earl of Wiltshire hath the realm in farm.
+
+LORD WILLOUGHBY The king's grown bankrupt, like a broken man.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Reproach and dissolution hangeth over him.
+
+LORD ROSS He hath not money for these Irish wars,
+ His burthenous taxations notwithstanding,
+ But by the robbing of the banish'd duke.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND His noble kinsman: most degenerate king!
+ But, lords, we hear this fearful tempest sing,
+ Yet see no shelter to avoid the storm;
+ We see the wind sit sore upon our sails,
+ And yet we strike not, but securely perish.
+
+LORD ROSS We see the very wreck that we must suffer;
+ And unavoided is the danger now,
+ For suffering so the causes of our wreck.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Not so; even through the hollow eyes of death
+ I spy life peering; but I dare not say
+ How near the tidings of our comfort is.
+
+LORD WILLOUGHBY Nay, let us share thy thoughts, as thou dost ours.
+
+LORD ROSS Be confident to speak, Northumberland:
+ We three are but thyself; and, speaking so,
+ Thy words are but as thoughts; therefore, be bold.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Then thus: I have from Port le Blanc, a bay
+ In Brittany, received intelligence
+ That Harry Duke of Hereford, Rainold Lord Cobham,
+ [ ]
+ That late broke from the Duke of Exeter,
+ His brother, Archbishop late of Canterbury,
+ Sir Thomas Erpingham, Sir John Ramston,
+ Sir John Norbery, Sir Robert Waterton and Francis Quoint,
+ All these well furnish'd by the Duke of Bretagne
+ With eight tall ships, three thousand men of war,
+ Are making hither with all due expedience
+ And shortly mean to touch our northern shore:
+ Perhaps they had ere this, but that they stay
+ The first departing of the king for Ireland.
+ If then we shall shake off our slavish yoke,
+ Imp out our drooping country's broken wing,
+ Redeem from broking pawn the blemish'd crown,
+ Wipe off the dust that hides our sceptre's gilt
+ And make high majesty look like itself,
+ Away with me in post to Ravenspurgh;
+ But if you faint, as fearing to do so,
+ Stay and be secret, and myself will go.
+
+LORD ROSS To horse, to horse! urge doubts to them that fear.
+
+LORD WILLOUGHBY Hold out my horse, and I will first be there.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter QUEEN, BUSHY, and BAGOT]
+
+BUSHY Madam, your majesty is too much sad:
+ You promised, when you parted with the king,
+ To lay aside life-harming heaviness
+ And entertain a cheerful disposition.
+
+QUEEN To please the king I did; to please myself
+ I cannot do it; yet I know no cause
+ Why I should welcome such a guest as grief,
+ Save bidding farewell to so sweet a guest
+ As my sweet Richard: yet again, methinks,
+ Some unborn sorrow, ripe in fortune's womb,
+ Is coming towards me, and my inward soul
+ With nothing trembles: at some thing it grieves,
+ More than with parting from my lord the king.
+
+BUSHY Each substance of a grief hath twenty shadows,
+ Which shows like grief itself, but is not so;
+ For sorrow's eye, glazed with blinding tears,
+ Divides one thing entire to many objects;
+ Like perspectives, which rightly gazed upon
+ Show nothing but confusion, eyed awry
+ Distinguish form: so your sweet majesty,
+ Looking awry upon your lord's departure,
+ Find shapes of grief, more than himself, to wail;
+ Which, look'd on as it is, is nought but shadows
+ Of what it is not. Then, thrice-gracious queen,
+ More than your lord's departure weep not: more's not seen;
+ Or if it be, 'tis with false sorrow's eye,
+ Which for things true weeps things imaginary.
+
+QUEEN It may be so; but yet my inward soul
+ Persuades me it is otherwise: howe'er it be,
+ I cannot but be sad; so heavy sad
+ As, though on thinking on no thought I think,
+ Makes me with heavy nothing faint and shrink.
+
+BUSHY 'Tis nothing but conceit, my gracious lady.
+
+QUEEN 'Tis nothing less: conceit is still derived
+ From some forefather grief; mine is not so,
+ For nothing had begot my something grief;
+ Or something hath the nothing that I grieve:
+ 'Tis in reversion that I do possess;
+ But what it is, that is not yet known; what
+ I cannot name; 'tis nameless woe, I wot.
+
+ [Enter GREEN]
+
+GREEN God save your majesty! and well met, gentlemen:
+ I hope the king is not yet shipp'd for Ireland.
+
+QUEEN Why hopest thou so? 'tis better hope he is;
+ For his designs crave haste, his haste good hope:
+ Then wherefore dost thou hope he is not shipp'd?
+
+GREEN That he, our hope, might have retired his power,
+ And driven into despair an enemy's hope,
+ Who strongly hath set footing in this land:
+ The banish'd Bolingbroke repeals himself,
+ And with uplifted arms is safe arrived
+ At Ravenspurgh.
+
+QUEEN Now God in heaven forbid!
+
+GREEN Ah, madam, 'tis too true: and that is worse,
+ The Lord Northumberland, his son young Henry Percy,
+ The Lords of Ross, Beaumond, and Willoughby,
+ With all their powerful friends, are fled to him.
+
+BUSHY Why have you not proclaim'd Northumberland
+ And all the rest revolted faction traitors?
+
+GREEN We have: whereupon the Earl of Worcester
+ Hath broke his staff, resign'd his stewardship,
+ And all the household servants fled with him
+ To Bolingbroke.
+
+QUEEN So, Green, thou art the midwife to my woe,
+ And Bolingbroke my sorrow's dismal heir:
+ Now hath my soul brought forth her prodigy,
+ And I, a gasping new-deliver'd mother,
+ Have woe to woe, sorrow to sorrow join'd.
+
+BUSHY Despair not, madam.
+
+QUEEN Who shall hinder me?
+ I will despair, and be at enmity
+ With cozening hope: he is a flatterer,
+ A parasite, a keeper back of death,
+ Who gently would dissolve the bands of life,
+ Which false hope lingers in extremity.
+
+ [Enter DUKE OF YORK]
+
+GREEN Here comes the Duke of York.
+
+QUEEN With signs of war about his aged neck:
+ O, full of careful business are his looks!
+ Uncle, for God's sake, speak comfortable words.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Should I do so, I should belie my thoughts:
+ Comfort's in heaven; and we are on the earth,
+ Where nothing lives but crosses, cares and grief.
+ Your husband, he is gone to save far off,
+ Whilst others come to make him lose at home:
+ Here am I left to underprop his land,
+ Who, weak with age, cannot support myself:
+ Now comes the sick hour that his surfeit made;
+ Now shall he try his friends that flatter'd him.
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+Servant My lord, your son was gone before I came.
+
+DUKE OF YORK He was? Why, so! go all which way it will!
+ The nobles they are fled, the commons they are cold,
+ And will, I fear, revolt on Hereford's side.
+ Sirrah, get thee to Plashy, to my sister Gloucester;
+ Bid her send me presently a thousand pound:
+ Hold, take my ring.
+
+Servant My lord, I had forgot to tell your lordship,
+ To-day, as I came by, I called there;
+ But I shall grieve you to report the rest.
+
+DUKE OF YORK What is't, knave?
+
+Servant An hour before I came, the duchess died.
+
+DUKE OF YORK God for his mercy! what a tide of woes
+ Comes rushing on this woeful land at once!
+ I know not what to do: I would to God,
+ So my untruth had not provoked him to it,
+ The king had cut off my head with my brother's.
+ What, are there no posts dispatch'd for Ireland?
+ How shall we do for money for these wars?
+ Come, sister,--cousin, I would say--pray, pardon me.
+ Go, fellow, get thee home, provide some carts
+ And bring away the armour that is there.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+ Gentlemen, will you go muster men?
+ If I know how or which way to order these affairs
+ Thus thrust disorderly into my hands,
+ Never believe me. Both are my kinsmen:
+ The one is my sovereign, whom both my oath
+ And duty bids defend; the other again
+ Is my kinsman, whom the king hath wrong'd,
+ Whom conscience and my kindred bids to right.
+ Well, somewhat we must do. Come, cousin, I'll
+ Dispose of you.
+ Gentlemen, go, muster up your men,
+ And meet me presently at Berkeley.
+ I should to Plashy too;
+ But time will not permit: all is uneven,
+ And every thing is left at six and seven.
+
+ [Exeunt DUKE OF YORK and QUEEN]
+
+BUSHY The wind sits fair for news to go to Ireland,
+ But none returns. For us to levy power
+ Proportionable to the enemy
+ Is all unpossible.
+
+GREEN Besides, our nearness to the king in love
+ Is near the hate of those love not the king.
+
+BAGOT And that's the wavering commons: for their love
+ Lies in their purses, and whoso empties them
+ By so much fills their hearts with deadly hate.
+
+BUSHY Wherein the king stands generally condemn'd.
+
+BAGOT If judgement lie in them, then so do we,
+ Because we ever have been near the king.
+
+GREEN Well, I will for refuge straight to Bristol castle:
+ The Earl of Wiltshire is already there.
+
+BUSHY Thither will I with you; for little office
+ The hateful commons will perform for us,
+ Except like curs to tear us all to pieces.
+ Will you go along with us?
+
+BAGOT No; I will to Ireland to his majesty.
+ Farewell: if heart's presages be not vain,
+ We three here art that ne'er shall meet again.
+
+BUSHY That's as York thrives to beat back Bolingbroke.
+
+GREEN Alas, poor duke! the task he undertakes
+ Is numbering sands and drinking oceans dry:
+ Where one on his side fights, thousands will fly.
+ Farewell at once, for once, for all, and ever.
+
+BUSHY Well, we may meet again.
+
+BAGOT I fear me, never.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III Wilds in Gloucestershire.
+
+
+ [Enter HENRY BOLINGBROKE and NORTHUMBERLAND, with Forces]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE How far is it, my lord, to Berkeley now?
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Believe me, noble lord,
+ I am a stranger here in Gloucestershire:
+ These high wild hills and rough uneven ways
+ Draws out our miles, and makes them wearisome,
+ And yet your fair discourse hath been as sugar,
+ Making the hard way sweet and delectable.
+ But I bethink me what a weary way
+ From Ravenspurgh to Cotswold will be found
+ In Ross and Willoughby, wanting your company,
+ Which, I protest, hath very much beguiled
+ The tediousness and process of my travel:
+ But theirs is sweetened with the hope to have
+ The present benefit which I possess;
+ And hope to joy is little less in joy
+ Than hope enjoy'd: by this the weary lords
+ Shall make their way seem short, as mine hath done
+ By sight of what I have, your noble company.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Of much less value is my company
+ Than your good words. But who comes here?
+
+ [Enter HENRY PERCY]
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND It is my son, young Harry Percy,
+ Sent from my brother Worcester, whencesoever.
+ Harry, how fares your uncle?
+
+HENRY PERCY I had thought, my lord, to have learn'd his health of you.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Why, is he not with the queen?
+
+HENRY PERCY No, my good Lord; he hath forsook the court,
+ Broken his staff of office and dispersed
+ The household of the king.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND What was his reason?
+ He was not so resolved when last we spake together.
+
+HENRY PERCY Because your lordship was proclaimed traitor.
+ But he, my lord, is gone to Ravenspurgh,
+ To offer service to the Duke of Hereford,
+ And sent me over by Berkeley, to discover
+ What power the Duke of York had levied there;
+ Then with directions to repair to Ravenspurgh.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Have you forgot the Duke of Hereford, boy?
+
+HENRY PERCY No, my good lord, for that is not forgot
+ Which ne'er I did remember: to my knowledge,
+ I never in my life did look on him.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Then learn to know him now; this is the duke.
+
+HENRY PERCY My gracious lord, I tender you my service,
+ Such as it is, being tender, raw and young:
+ Which elder days shall ripen and confirm
+ To more approved service and desert.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE I thank thee, gentle Percy; and be sure
+ I count myself in nothing else so happy
+ As in a soul remembering my good friends;
+ And, as my fortune ripens with thy love,
+ It shall be still thy true love's recompense:
+ My heart this covenant makes, my hand thus seals it.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND How far is it to Berkeley? and what stir
+ Keeps good old York there with his men of war?
+
+HENRY PERCY There stands the castle, by yon tuft of trees,
+ Mann'd with three hundred men, as I have heard;
+ And in it are the Lords of York, Berkeley, and Seymour;
+ None else of name and noble estimate.
+
+ [Enter LORD ROSS and LORD WILLOUGHBY]
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Here come the Lords of Ross and Willoughby,
+ Bloody with spurring, fiery-red with haste.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Welcome, my lords. I wot your love pursues
+ A banish'd traitor: all my treasury
+ Is yet but unfelt thanks, which more enrich'd
+ Shall be your love and labour's recompense.
+
+LORD ROSS Your presence makes us rich, most noble lord.
+
+LORD WILLOUGHBY And far surmounts our labour to attain it.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Evermore thanks, the exchequer of the poor;
+ Which, till my infant fortune comes to years,
+ Stands for my bounty. But who comes here?
+
+ [Enter LORD BERKELEY]
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND It is my Lord of Berkeley, as I guess.
+
+LORD BERKELEY My Lord of Hereford, my message is to you.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE My lord, my answer is--to Lancaster;
+ And I am come to seek that name in England;
+ And I must find that title in your tongue,
+ Before I make reply to aught you say.
+
+LORD BERKELEY Mistake me not, my lord; 'tis not my meaning
+ To raze one title of your honour out:
+ To you, my lord, I come, what lord you will,
+ From the most gracious regent of this land,
+ The Duke of York, to know what pricks you on
+ To take advantage of the absent time
+ And fright our native peace with self-born arms.
+
+ [Enter DUKE OF YORK attended]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE I shall not need transport my words by you;
+ Here comes his grace in person. My noble uncle!
+
+ [Kneels]
+
+DUKE OF YORK Show me thy humble heart, and not thy knee,
+ Whose duty is deceiveable and false.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE My gracious uncle--
+
+DUKE OF YORK Tut, tut!
+ Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle:
+ I am no traitor's uncle; and that word 'grace.'
+ In an ungracious mouth is but profane.
+ Why have those banish'd and forbidden legs
+ Dared once to touch a dust of England's ground?
+ But then more 'why?' why have they dared to march
+ So many miles upon her peaceful bosom,
+ Frighting her pale-faced villages with war
+ And ostentation of despised arms?
+ Comest thou because the anointed king is hence?
+ Why, foolish boy, the king is left behind,
+ And in my loyal bosom lies his power.
+ Were I but now the lord of such hot youth
+ As when brave Gaunt, thy father, and myself
+ Rescued the Black Prince, that young Mars of men,
+ From forth the ranks of many thousand French,
+ O, then how quickly should this arm of mine.
+ Now prisoner to the palsy, chastise thee
+ And minister correction to thy fault!
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE My gracious uncle, let me know my fault:
+ On what condition stands it and wherein?
+
+DUKE OF YORK Even in condition of the worst degree,
+ In gross rebellion and detested treason:
+ Thou art a banish'd man, and here art come
+ Before the expiration of thy time,
+ In braving arms against thy sovereign.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE As I was banish'd, I was banish'd Hereford;
+ But as I come, I come for Lancaster.
+ And, noble uncle, I beseech your grace
+ Look on my wrongs with an indifferent eye:
+ You are my father, for methinks in you
+ I see old Gaunt alive; O, then, my father,
+ Will you permit that I shall stand condemn'd
+ A wandering vagabond; my rights and royalties
+ Pluck'd from my arms perforce and given away
+ To upstart unthrifts? Wherefore was I born?
+ If that my cousin king be King of England,
+ It must be granted I am Duke of Lancaster.
+ You have a son, Aumerle, my noble cousin;
+ Had you first died, and he been thus trod down,
+ He should have found his uncle Gaunt a father,
+ To rouse his wrongs and chase them to the bay.
+ I am denied to sue my livery here,
+ And yet my letters-patents give me leave:
+ My father's goods are all distrain'd and sold,
+ And these and all are all amiss employ'd.
+ What would you have me do? I am a subject,
+ And I challenge law: attorneys are denied me;
+ And therefore, personally I lay my claim
+ To my inheritance of free descent.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND The noble duke hath been too much abused.
+
+LORD ROSS It stands your grace upon to do him right.
+
+LORD WILLOUGHBY Base men by his endowments are made great.
+
+DUKE OF YORK My lords of England, let me tell you this:
+ I have had feeling of my cousin's wrongs
+ And laboured all I could to do him right;
+ But in this kind to come, in braving arms,
+ Be his own carver and cut out his way,
+ To find out right with wrong, it may not be;
+ And you that do abet him in this kind
+ Cherish rebellion and are rebels all.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND The noble duke hath sworn his coming is
+ But for his own; and for the right of that
+ We all have strongly sworn to give him aid;
+ And let him ne'er see joy that breaks that oath!
+
+DUKE OF YORK Well, well, I see the issue of these arms:
+ I cannot mend it, I must needs confess,
+ Because my power is weak and all ill left:
+ But if I could, by Him that gave me life,
+ I would attach you all and make you stoop
+ Unto the sovereign mercy of the king;
+ But since I cannot, be it known to you
+ I do remain as neuter. So, fare you well;
+ Unless you please to enter in the castle
+ And there repose you for this night.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE An offer, uncle, that we will accept:
+ But we must win your grace to go with us
+ To Bristol castle, which they say is held
+ By Bushy, Bagot and their complices,
+ The caterpillars of the commonwealth,
+ Which I have sworn to weed and pluck away.
+
+DUKE OF YORK It may be I will go with you: but yet I'll pause;
+ For I am loath to break our country's laws.
+ Nor friends nor foes, to me welcome you are:
+ Things past redress are now with me past care.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A camp in Wales.
+
+
+ [Enter EARL OF SALISBURY and a Welsh Captain]
+
+Captain My lord of Salisbury, we have stay'd ten days,
+ And hardly kept our countrymen together,
+ And yet we hear no tidings from the king;
+ Therefore we will disperse ourselves: farewell.
+
+EARL OF SALISBURY Stay yet another day, thou trusty Welshman:
+ The king reposeth all his confidence in thee.
+
+Captain 'Tis thought the king is dead; we will not stay.
+ The bay-trees in our country are all wither'd
+ And meteors fright the fixed stars of heaven;
+ The pale-faced moon looks bloody on the earth
+ And lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful change;
+ Rich men look sad and ruffians dance and leap,
+ The one in fear to lose what they enjoy,
+ The other to enjoy by rage and war:
+ These signs forerun the death or fall of kings.
+ Farewell: our countrymen are gone and fled,
+ As well assured Richard their king is dead.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+EARL OF SALISBURY Ah, Richard, with the eyes of heavy mind
+ I see thy glory like a shooting star
+ Fall to the base earth from the firmament.
+ Thy sun sets weeping in the lowly west,
+ Witnessing storms to come, woe and unrest:
+ Thy friends are fled to wait upon thy foes,
+ And crossly to thy good all fortune goes.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Bristol. Before the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter HENRY BOLINGBROKE, DUKE OF YORK,
+ NORTHUMBERLAND, LORD ROSS, HENRY PERCY, LORD
+ WILLOUGHBY, with BUSHY and GREEN, prisoners]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Bring forth these men.
+ Bushy and Green, I will not vex your souls--
+ Since presently your souls must part your bodies--
+ With too much urging your pernicious lives,
+ For 'twere no charity; yet, to wash your blood
+ From off my hands, here in the view of men
+ I will unfold some causes of your deaths.
+ You have misled a prince, a royal king,
+ A happy gentleman in blood and lineaments,
+ By you unhappied and disfigured clean:
+ You have in manner with your sinful hours
+ Made a divorce betwixt his queen and him,
+ Broke the possession of a royal bed
+ And stain'd the beauty of a fair queen's cheeks
+ With tears drawn from her eyes by your foul wrongs.
+ Myself, a prince by fortune of my birth,
+ Near to the king in blood, and near in love
+ Till you did make him misinterpret me,
+ Have stoop'd my neck under your injuries,
+ And sigh'd my English breath in foreign clouds,
+ Eating the bitter bread of banishment;
+ Whilst you have fed upon my signories,
+ Dispark'd my parks and fell'd my forest woods,
+ From my own windows torn my household coat,
+ Razed out my imprese, leaving me no sign,
+ Save men's opinions and my living blood,
+ To show the world I am a gentleman.
+ This and much more, much more than twice all this,
+ Condemns you to the death. See them deliver'd over
+ To execution and the hand of death.
+
+BUSHY More welcome is the stroke of death to me
+ Than Bolingbroke to England. Lords, farewell.
+
+GREEN My comfort is that heaven will take our souls
+ And plague injustice with the pains of hell.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE My Lord Northumberland, see them dispatch'd.
+
+ [Exeunt NORTHUMBERLAND and others, with the
+ prisoners]
+
+ Uncle, you say the queen is at your house;
+ For God's sake, fairly let her be entreated:
+ Tell her I send to her my kind commends;
+ Take special care my greetings be deliver'd.
+
+DUKE OF YORK A gentleman of mine I have dispatch'd
+ With letters of your love to her at large.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Thank, gentle uncle. Come, lords, away.
+ To fight with Glendower and his complices:
+ Awhile to work, and after holiday.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II The coast of Wales. A castle in view.
+
+
+ [Drums; flourish and colours. Enter KING RICHARD
+ II, the BISHOP OF CARLISLE, DUKE OF AUMERLE, and Soldiers]
+
+KING RICHARD II Barkloughly castle call they this at hand?
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Yea, my lord. How brooks your grace the air,
+ After your late tossing on the breaking seas?
+
+KING RICHARD II Needs must I like it well: I weep for joy
+ To stand upon my kingdom once again.
+ Dear earth, I do salute thee with my hand,
+ Though rebels wound thee with their horses' hoofs:
+ As a long-parted mother with her child
+ Plays fondly with her tears and smiles in meeting,
+ So, weeping, smiling, greet I thee, my earth,
+ And do thee favours with my royal hands.
+ Feed not thy sovereign's foe, my gentle earth,
+ Nor with thy sweets comfort his ravenous sense;
+ But let thy spiders, that suck up thy venom,
+ And heavy-gaited toads lie in their way,
+ Doing annoyance to the treacherous feet
+ Which with usurping steps do trample thee:
+ Yield stinging nettles to mine enemies;
+ And when they from thy bosom pluck a flower,
+ Guard it, I pray thee, with a lurking adder
+ Whose double tongue may with a mortal touch
+ Throw death upon thy sovereign's enemies.
+ Mock not my senseless conjuration, lords:
+ This earth shall have a feeling and these stones
+ Prove armed soldiers, ere her native king
+ Shall falter under foul rebellion's arms.
+
+BISHOP OF CARLISLE Fear not, my lord: that Power that made you king
+ Hath power to keep you king in spite of all.
+ The means that heaven yields must be embraced,
+ And not neglected; else, if heaven would,
+ And we will not, heaven's offer we refuse,
+ The proffer'd means of succor and redress.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE He means, my lord, that we are too remiss;
+ Whilst Bolingbroke, through our security,
+ Grows strong and great in substance and in power.
+
+KING RICHARD II Discomfortable cousin! know'st thou not
+ That when the searching eye of heaven is hid,
+ Behind the globe, that lights the lower world,
+ Then thieves and robbers range abroad unseen
+ In murders and in outrage, boldly here;
+ But when from under this terrestrial ball
+ He fires the proud tops of the eastern pines
+ And darts his light through every guilty hole,
+ Then murders, treasons and detested sins,
+ The cloak of night being pluck'd from off their backs,
+ Stand bare and naked, trembling at themselves?
+ So when this thief, this traitor, Bolingbroke,
+ Who all this while hath revell'd in the night
+ Whilst we were wandering with the antipodes,
+ Shall see us rising in our throne, the east,
+ His treasons will sit blushing in his face,
+ Not able to endure the sight of day,
+ But self-affrighted tremble at his sin.
+ Not all the water in the rough rude sea
+ Can wash the balm off from an anointed king;
+ The breath of worldly men cannot depose
+ The deputy elected by the Lord:
+ For every man that Bolingbroke hath press'd
+ To lift shrewd steel against our golden crown,
+ God for his Richard hath in heavenly pay
+ A glorious angel: then, if angels fight,
+ Weak men must fall, for heaven still guards the right.
+
+ [Enter EARL OF SALISBURY]
+
+ Welcome, my lord how far off lies your power?
+
+EARL OF SALISBURY Nor near nor farther off, my gracious lord,
+ Than this weak arm: discomfort guides my tongue
+ And bids me speak of nothing but despair.
+ One day too late, I fear me, noble lord,
+ Hath clouded all thy happy days on earth:
+ O, call back yesterday, bid time return,
+ And thou shalt have twelve thousand fighting men!
+ To-day, to-day, unhappy day, too late,
+ O'erthrows thy joys, friends, fortune and thy state:
+ For all the Welshmen, hearing thou wert dead.
+ Are gone to Bolingbroke, dispersed and fled.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Comfort, my liege; why looks your grace so pale?
+
+KING RICHARD II But now the blood of twenty thousand men
+ Did triumph in my face, and they are fled;
+ And, till so much blood thither come again,
+ Have I not reason to look pale and dead?
+ All souls that will be safe fly from my side,
+ For time hath set a blot upon my pride.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Comfort, my liege; remember who you are.
+
+KING RICHARD II I had forgot myself; am I not king?
+ Awake, thou coward majesty! thou sleepest.
+ Is not the king's name twenty thousand names?
+ Arm, arm, my name! a puny subject strikes
+ At thy great glory. Look not to the ground,
+ Ye favourites of a king: are we not high?
+ High be our thoughts: I know my uncle York
+ Hath power enough to serve our turn. But who comes here?
+
+ [Enter SIR STEPHEN SCROOP]
+
+SIR STEPHEN SCROOP More health and happiness betide my liege
+ Than can my care-tuned tongue deliver him!
+
+KING RICHARD II Mine ear is open and my heart prepared;
+ The worst is worldly loss thou canst unfold.
+ Say, is my kingdom lost? why, 'twas my care
+ And what loss is it to be rid of care?
+ Strives Bolingbroke to be as great as we?
+ Greater he shall not be; if he serve God,
+ We'll serve Him too and be his fellow so:
+ Revolt our subjects? that we cannot mend;
+ They break their faith to God as well as us:
+ Cry woe, destruction, ruin and decay:
+ The worst is death, and death will have his day.
+
+SIR STEPHEN SCROOP Glad am I that your highness is so arm'd
+ To bear the tidings of calamity.
+ Like an unseasonable stormy day,
+ Which makes the silver rivers drown their shores,
+ As if the world were all dissolved to tears,
+ So high above his limits swells the rage
+ Of Bolingbroke, covering your fearful land
+ With hard bright steel and hearts harder than steel.
+ White-beards have arm'd their thin and hairless scalps
+ Against thy majesty; boys, with women's voices,
+ Strive to speak big and clap their female joints
+ In stiff unwieldy arms against thy crown:
+ The very beadsmen learn to bend their bows
+ Of double-fatal yew against thy state;
+ Yea, distaff-women manage rusty bills
+ Against thy seat: both young and old rebel,
+ And all goes worse than I have power to tell.
+
+KING RICHARD II Too well, too well thou tell'st a tale so ill.
+ Where is the Earl of Wiltshire? where is Bagot?
+ What is become of Bushy? where is Green?
+ That they have let the dangerous enemy
+ Measure our confines with such peaceful steps?
+ If we prevail, their heads shall pay for it:
+ I warrant they have made peace with Bolingbroke.
+
+SIR STEPHEN SCROOP Peace have they made with him indeed, my lord.
+
+KING RICHARD II O villains, vipers, damn'd without redemption!
+ Dogs, easily won to fawn on any man!
+ Snakes, in my heart-blood warm'd, that sting my heart!
+ Three Judases, each one thrice worse than Judas!
+ Would they make peace? terrible hell make war
+ Upon their spotted souls for this offence!
+
+SIR STEPHEN SCROOP Sweet love, I see, changing his property,
+ Turns to the sourest and most deadly hate:
+ Again uncurse their souls; their peace is made
+ With heads, and not with hands; those whom you curse
+ Have felt the worst of death's destroying wound
+ And lie full low, graved in the hollow ground.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Is Bushy, Green, and the Earl of Wiltshire dead?
+
+SIR STEPHEN SCROOP Ay, all of them at Bristol lost their heads.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Where is the duke my father with his power?
+
+KING RICHARD II No matter where; of comfort no man speak:
+ Let's talk of graves, of worms, and epitaphs;
+ Make dust our paper and with rainy eyes
+ Write sorrow on the bosom of the earth,
+ Let's choose executors and talk of wills:
+ And yet not so, for what can we bequeath
+ Save our deposed bodies to the ground?
+ Our lands, our lives and all are Bolingbroke's,
+ And nothing can we call our own but death
+ And that small model of the barren earth
+ Which serves as paste and cover to our bones.
+ For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground
+ And tell sad stories of the death of kings;
+ How some have been deposed; some slain in war,
+ Some haunted by the ghosts they have deposed;
+ Some poison'd by their wives: some sleeping kill'd;
+ All murder'd: for within the hollow crown
+ That rounds the mortal temples of a king
+ Keeps Death his court and there the antic sits,
+ Scoffing his state and grinning at his pomp,
+ Allowing him a breath, a little scene,
+ To monarchize, be fear'd and kill with looks,
+ Infusing him with self and vain conceit,
+ As if this flesh which walls about our life,
+ Were brass impregnable, and humour'd thus
+ Comes at the last and with a little pin
+ Bores through his castle wall, and farewell king!
+ Cover your heads and mock not flesh and blood
+ With solemn reverence: throw away respect,
+ Tradition, form and ceremonious duty,
+ For you have but mistook me all this while:
+ I live with bread like you, feel want,
+ Taste grief, need friends: subjected thus,
+ How can you say to me, I am a king?
+
+BISHOP OF CARLISLE My lord, wise men ne'er sit and wail their woes,
+ But presently prevent the ways to wail.
+ To fear the foe, since fear oppresseth strength,
+ Gives in your weakness strength unto your foe,
+ And so your follies fight against yourself.
+ Fear and be slain; no worse can come to fight:
+ And fight and die is death destroying death;
+ Where fearing dying pays death servile breath.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE My father hath a power; inquire of him
+ And learn to make a body of a limb.
+
+KING RICHARD II Thou chidest me well: proud Bolingbroke, I come
+ To change blows with thee for our day of doom.
+ This ague fit of fear is over-blown;
+ An easy task it is to win our own.
+ Say, Scroop, where lies our uncle with his power?
+ Speak sweetly, man, although thy looks be sour.
+
+SIR STEPHEN SCROOP Men judge by the complexion of the sky
+ The state and inclination of the day:
+ So may you by my dull and heavy eye,
+ My tongue hath but a heavier tale to say.
+ I play the torturer, by small and small
+ To lengthen out the worst that must be spoken:
+ Your uncle York is join'd with Bolingbroke,
+ And all your northern castles yielded up,
+ And all your southern gentlemen in arms
+ Upon his party.
+
+KING RICHARD II Thou hast said enough.
+ Beshrew thee, cousin, which didst lead me forth
+
+ [To DUKE OF AUMERLE]
+
+ Of that sweet way I was in to despair!
+ What say you now? what comfort have we now?
+ By heaven, I'll hate him everlastingly
+ That bids me be of comfort any more.
+ Go to Flint castle: there I'll pine away;
+ A king, woe's slave, shall kingly woe obey.
+ That power I have, discharge; and let them go
+ To ear the land that hath some hope to grow,
+ For I have none: let no man speak again
+ To alter this, for counsel is but vain.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE My liege, one word.
+
+KING RICHARD II He does me double wrong
+ That wounds me with the flatteries of his tongue.
+ Discharge my followers: let them hence away,
+ From Richard's night to Bolingbroke's fair day.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III Wales. Before Flint castle.
+
+
+ [Enter, with drum and colours, HENRY BOLINGBROKE,
+ DUKE OF YORK, NORTHUMBERLAND, Attendants, and forces]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE So that by this intelligence we learn
+ The Welshmen are dispersed, and Salisbury
+ Is gone to meet the king, who lately landed
+ With some few private friends upon this coast.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND The news is very fair and good, my lord:
+ Richard not far from hence hath hid his head.
+
+DUKE OF YORK It would beseem the Lord Northumberland
+ To say 'King Richard:' alack the heavy day
+ When such a sacred king should hide his head.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Your grace mistakes; only to be brief
+ Left I his title out.
+
+DUKE OF YORK The time hath been,
+ Would you have been so brief with him, he would
+ Have been so brief with you, to shorten you,
+ For taking so the head, your whole head's length.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Mistake not, uncle, further than you should.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Take not, good cousin, further than you should.
+ Lest you mistake the heavens are o'er our heads.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE I know it, uncle, and oppose not myself
+ Against their will. But who comes here?
+
+ [Enter HENRY PERCY]
+
+ Welcome, Harry: what, will not this castle yield?
+
+HENRY PERCY The castle royally is mann'd, my lord,
+ Against thy entrance.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Royally!
+ Why, it contains no king?
+
+HENRY PERCY Yes, my good lord,
+ It doth contain a king; King Richard lies
+ Within the limits of yon lime and stone:
+ And with him are the Lord Aumerle, Lord Salisbury,
+ Sir Stephen Scroop, besides a clergyman
+ Of holy reverence; who, I cannot learn.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND O, belike it is the Bishop of Carlisle.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Noble lords,
+ Go to the rude ribs of that ancient castle;
+ Through brazen trumpet send the breath of parley
+ Into his ruin'd ears, and thus deliver:
+ Henry Bolingbroke
+ On both his knees doth kiss King Richard's hand
+ And sends allegiance and true faith of heart
+ To his most royal person, hither come
+ Even at his feet to lay my arms and power,
+ Provided that my banishment repeal'd
+ And lands restored again be freely granted:
+ If not, I'll use the advantage of my power
+ And lay the summer's dust with showers of blood
+ Rain'd from the wounds of slaughter'd Englishmen:
+ The which, how far off from the mind of Bolingbroke
+ It is, such crimson tempest should bedrench
+ The fresh green lap of fair King Richard's land,
+ My stooping duty tenderly shall show.
+ Go, signify as much, while here we march
+ Upon the grassy carpet of this plain.
+ Let's march without the noise of threatening drum,
+ That from this castle's tatter'd battlements
+ Our fair appointments may be well perused.
+ Methinks King Richard and myself should meet
+ With no less terror than the elements
+ Of fire and water, when their thundering shock
+ At meeting tears the cloudy cheeks of heaven.
+ Be he the fire, I'll be the yielding water:
+ The rage be his, whilst on the earth I rain
+ My waters; on the earth, and not on him.
+ March on, and mark King Richard how he looks.
+
+ [Parle without, and answer within. Then a flourish.
+ Enter on the walls, KING RICHARD II, the BISHOP OF
+ CARLISLE, DUKE OF AUMERLE, SIR STEPHEN SCROOP, and
+ EARL OF SALISBURY]
+
+ See, see, King Richard doth himself appear,
+ As doth the blushing discontented sun
+ From out the fiery portal of the east,
+ When he perceives the envious clouds are bent
+ To dim his glory and to stain the track
+ Of his bright passage to the occident.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Yet looks he like a king: behold, his eye,
+ As bright as is the eagle's, lightens forth
+ Controlling majesty: alack, alack, for woe,
+ That any harm should stain so fair a show!
+
+KING RICHARD II We are amazed; and thus long have we stood
+ To watch the fearful bending of thy knee,
+
+ [To NORTHUMBERLAND]
+
+ Because we thought ourself thy lawful king:
+ And if we be, how dare thy joints forget
+ To pay their awful duty to our presence?
+ If we be not, show us the hand of God
+ That hath dismissed us from our stewardship;
+ For well we know, no hand of blood and bone
+ Can gripe the sacred handle of our sceptre,
+ Unless he do profane, steal, or usurp.
+ And though you think that all, as you have done,
+ Have torn their souls by turning them from us,
+ And we are barren and bereft of friends;
+ Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
+ Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
+ Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
+ Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
+ That lift your vassal hands against my head
+ And threat the glory of my precious crown.
+ Tell Bolingbroke--for yond methinks he stands--
+ That every stride he makes upon my land
+ Is dangerous treason: he is come to open
+ The purple testament of bleeding war;
+ But ere the crown he looks for live in peace,
+ Ten thousand bloody crowns of mothers' sons
+ Shall ill become the flower of England's face,
+ Change the complexion of her maid-pale peace
+ To scarlet indignation and bedew
+ Her pastures' grass with faithful English blood.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND The king of heaven forbid our lord the king
+ Should so with civil and uncivil arms
+ Be rush'd upon! Thy thrice noble cousin
+ Harry Bolingbroke doth humbly kiss thy hand;
+ And by the honourable tomb he swears,
+ That stands upon your royal grandsire's bones,
+ And by the royalties of both your bloods,
+ Currents that spring from one most gracious head,
+ And by the buried hand of warlike Gaunt,
+ And by the worth and honour of himself,
+ Comprising all that may be sworn or said,
+ His coming hither hath no further scope
+ Than for his lineal royalties and to beg
+ Enfranchisement immediate on his knees:
+ Which on thy royal party granted once,
+ His glittering arms he will commend to rust,
+ His barbed steeds to stables, and his heart
+ To faithful service of your majesty.
+ This swears he, as he is a prince, is just;
+ And, as I am a gentleman, I credit him.
+
+KING RICHARD II Northumberland, say thus the king returns:
+ His noble cousin is right welcome hither;
+ And all the number of his fair demands
+ Shall be accomplish'd without contradiction:
+ With all the gracious utterance thou hast
+ Speak to his gentle hearing kind commends.
+ We do debase ourselves, cousin, do we not,
+
+ [To DUKE OF AUMERLE]
+
+ To look so poorly and to speak so fair?
+ Shall we call back Northumberland, and send
+ Defiance to the traitor, and so die?
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE No, good my lord; let's fight with gentle words
+ Till time lend friends and friends their helpful swords.
+
+KING RICHARD II O God, O God! that e'er this tongue of mine,
+ That laid the sentence of dread banishment
+ On yon proud man, should take it off again
+ With words of sooth! O that I were as great
+ As is my grief, or lesser than my name!
+ Or that I could forget what I have been,
+ Or not remember what I must be now!
+ Swell'st thou, proud heart? I'll give thee scope to beat,
+ Since foes have scope to beat both thee and me.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Northumberland comes back from Bolingbroke.
+
+KING RICHARD II What must the king do now? must he submit?
+ The king shall do it: must he be deposed?
+ The king shall be contented: must he lose
+ The name of king? o' God's name, let it go:
+ I'll give my jewels for a set of beads,
+ My gorgeous palace for a hermitage,
+ My gay apparel for an almsman's gown,
+ My figured goblets for a dish of wood,
+ My sceptre for a palmer's walking staff,
+ My subjects for a pair of carved saints
+ And my large kingdom for a little grave,
+ A little little grave, an obscure grave;
+ Or I'll be buried in the king's highway,
+ Some way of common trade, where subjects' feet
+ May hourly trample on their sovereign's head;
+ For on my heart they tread now whilst I live;
+ And buried once, why not upon my head?
+ Aumerle, thou weep'st, my tender-hearted cousin!
+ We'll make foul weather with despised tears;
+ Our sighs and they shall lodge the summer corn,
+ And make a dearth in this revolting land.
+ Or shall we play the wantons with our woes,
+ And make some pretty match with shedding tears?
+ As thus, to drop them still upon one place,
+ Till they have fretted us a pair of graves
+ Within the earth; and, therein laid,--there lies
+ Two kinsmen digg'd their graves with weeping eyes.
+ Would not this ill do well? Well, well, I see
+ I talk but idly, and you laugh at me.
+ Most mighty prince, my Lord Northumberland,
+ What says King Bolingbroke? will his majesty
+ Give Richard leave to live till Richard die?
+ You make a leg, and Bolingbroke says ay.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND My lord, in the base court he doth attend
+ To speak with you; may it please you to come down.
+
+KING RICHARD II Down, down I come; like glistering Phaethon,
+ Wanting the manage of unruly jades.
+ In the base court? Base court, where kings grow base,
+ To come at traitors' calls and do them grace.
+ In the base court? Come down? Down, court!
+ down, king!
+ For night-owls shriek where mounting larks
+ should sing.
+
+ [Exeunt from above]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE What says his majesty?
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Sorrow and grief of heart
+ Makes him speak fondly, like a frantic man
+ Yet he is come.
+
+ [Enter KING RICHARD and his attendants below]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Stand all apart,
+ And show fair duty to his majesty.
+
+ [He kneels down]
+
+ My gracious lord,--
+
+KING RICHARD II Fair cousin, you debase your princely knee
+ To make the base earth proud with kissing it:
+ Me rather had my heart might feel your love
+ Than my unpleased eye see your courtesy.
+ Up, cousin, up; your heart is up, I know,
+ Thus high at least, although your knee be low.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE My gracious lord, I come but for mine own.
+
+KING RICHARD II Your own is yours, and I am yours, and all.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE So far be mine, my most redoubted lord,
+ As my true service shall deserve your love.
+
+KING RICHARD II Well you deserve: they well deserve to have,
+ That know the strong'st and surest way to get.
+ Uncle, give me your hands: nay, dry your eyes;
+ Tears show their love, but want their remedies.
+ Cousin, I am too young to be your father,
+ Though you are old enough to be my heir.
+ What you will have, I'll give, and willing too;
+ For do we must what force will have us do.
+ Set on towards London, cousin, is it so?
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Yea, my good lord.
+
+KING RICHARD II Then I must not say no.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV LANGLEY. The DUKE OF YORK's garden.
+
+
+ [Enter the QUEEN and two Ladies]
+
+QUEEN What sport shall we devise here in this garden,
+ To drive away the heavy thought of care?
+
+Lady Madam, we'll play at bowls.
+
+QUEEN 'Twill make me think the world is full of rubs,
+ And that my fortune rubs against the bias.
+
+Lady Madam, we'll dance.
+
+QUEEN My legs can keep no measure in delight,
+ When my poor heart no measure keeps in grief:
+ Therefore, no dancing, girl; some other sport.
+
+Lady Madam, we'll tell tales.
+
+QUEEN Of sorrow or of joy?
+
+Lady Of either, madam.
+
+QUEEN Of neither, girl:
+ For of joy, being altogether wanting,
+ It doth remember me the more of sorrow;
+ Or if of grief, being altogether had,
+ It adds more sorrow to my want of joy:
+ For what I have I need not to repeat;
+ And what I want it boots not to complain.
+
+Lady Madam, I'll sing.
+
+QUEEN 'Tis well that thou hast cause
+ But thou shouldst please me better, wouldst thou weep.
+
+Lady I could weep, madam, would it do you good.
+
+QUEEN And I could sing, would weeping do me good,
+ And never borrow any tear of thee.
+
+ [Enter a Gardener, and two Servants]
+
+ But stay, here come the gardeners:
+ Let's step into the shadow of these trees.
+ My wretchedness unto a row of pins,
+ They'll talk of state; for every one doth so
+ Against a change; woe is forerun with woe.
+
+ [QUEEN and Ladies retire]
+
+Gardener Go, bind thou up yon dangling apricocks,
+ Which, like unruly children, make their sire
+ Stoop with oppression of their prodigal weight:
+ Give some supportance to the bending twigs.
+ Go thou, and like an executioner,
+ Cut off the heads of too fast growing sprays,
+ That look too lofty in our commonwealth:
+ All must be even in our government.
+ You thus employ'd, I will go root away
+ The noisome weeds, which without profit suck
+ The soil's fertility from wholesome flowers.
+
+Servant Why should we in the compass of a pale
+ Keep law and form and due proportion,
+ Showing, as in a model, our firm estate,
+ When our sea-walled garden, the whole land,
+ Is full of weeds, her fairest flowers choked up,
+ Her fruit-trees all upturned, her hedges ruin'd,
+ Her knots disorder'd and her wholesome herbs
+ Swarming with caterpillars?
+
+Gardener Hold thy peace:
+ He that hath suffer'd this disorder'd spring
+ Hath now himself met with the fall of leaf:
+ The weeds which his broad-spreading leaves did shelter,
+ That seem'd in eating him to hold him up,
+ Are pluck'd up root and all by Bolingbroke,
+ I mean the Earl of Wiltshire, Bushy, Green.
+
+Servant What, are they dead?
+
+Gardener They are; and Bolingbroke
+ Hath seized the wasteful king. O, what pity is it
+ That he had not so trimm'd and dress'd his land
+ As we this garden! We at time of year
+ Do wound the bark, the skin of our fruit-trees,
+ Lest, being over-proud in sap and blood,
+ With too much riches it confound itself:
+ Had he done so to great and growing men,
+ They might have lived to bear and he to taste
+ Their fruits of duty: superfluous branches
+ We lop away, that bearing boughs may live:
+ Had he done so, himself had borne the crown,
+ Which waste of idle hours hath quite thrown down.
+
+Servant What, think you then the king shall be deposed?
+
+Gardener Depress'd he is already, and deposed
+ 'Tis doubt he will be: letters came last night
+ To a dear friend of the good Duke of York's,
+ That tell black tidings.
+
+QUEEN O, I am press'd to death through want of speaking!
+
+ [Coming forward]
+
+ Thou, old Adam's likeness, set to dress this garden,
+ How dares thy harsh rude tongue sound this unpleasing news?
+ What Eve, what serpent, hath suggested thee
+ To make a second fall of cursed man?
+ Why dost thou say King Richard is deposed?
+ Darest thou, thou little better thing than earth,
+ Divine his downfall? Say, where, when, and how,
+ Camest thou by this ill tidings? speak, thou wretch.
+
+Gardener Pardon me, madam: little joy have I
+ To breathe this news; yet what I say is true.
+ King Richard, he is in the mighty hold
+ Of Bolingbroke: their fortunes both are weigh'd:
+ In your lord's scale is nothing but himself,
+ And some few vanities that make him light;
+ But in the balance of great Bolingbroke,
+ Besides himself, are all the English peers,
+ And with that odds he weighs King Richard down.
+ Post you to London, and you will find it so;
+ I speak no more than every one doth know.
+
+QUEEN Nimble mischance, that art so light of foot,
+ Doth not thy embassage belong to me,
+ And am I last that knows it? O, thou think'st
+ To serve me last, that I may longest keep
+ Thy sorrow in my breast. Come, ladies, go,
+ To meet at London London's king in woe.
+ What, was I born to this, that my sad look
+ Should grace the triumph of great Bolingbroke?
+ Gardener, for telling me these news of woe,
+ Pray God the plants thou graft'st may never grow.
+
+ [Exeunt QUEEN and Ladies]
+
+GARDENER Poor queen! so that thy state might be no worse,
+ I would my skill were subject to thy curse.
+ Here did she fall a tear; here in this place
+ I'll set a bank of rue, sour herb of grace:
+ Rue, even for ruth, here shortly shall be seen,
+ In the remembrance of a weeping queen.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Westminster Hall.
+
+
+ [Enter, as to the Parliament, HENRY BOLINGBROKE,
+ DUKE OF AUMERLE, NORTHUMBERLAND, HENRY PERCY, LORD
+ FITZWATER, DUKE OF SURREY, the BISHOP OF CARLISLE,
+ the Abbot Of Westminster, and another Lord, Herald,
+ Officers, and BAGOT]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Call forth Bagot.
+ Now, Bagot, freely speak thy mind;
+ What thou dost know of noble Gloucester's death,
+ Who wrought it with the king, and who perform'd
+ The bloody office of his timeless end.
+
+BAGOT Then set before my face the Lord Aumerle.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Cousin, stand forth, and look upon that man.
+
+BAGOT My Lord Aumerle, I know your daring tongue
+ Scorns to unsay what once it hath deliver'd.
+ In that dead time when Gloucester's death was plotted,
+ I heard you say, 'Is not my arm of length,
+ That reacheth from the restful English court
+ As far as Calais, to mine uncle's head?'
+ Amongst much other talk, that very time,
+ I heard you say that you had rather refuse
+ The offer of an hundred thousand crowns
+ Than Bolingbroke's return to England;
+ Adding withal how blest this land would be
+ In this your cousin's death.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Princes and noble lords,
+ What answer shall I make to this base man?
+ Shall I so much dishonour my fair stars,
+ On equal terms to give him chastisement?
+ Either I must, or have mine honour soil'd
+ With the attainder of his slanderous lips.
+ There is my gage, the manual seal of death,
+ That marks thee out for hell: I say, thou liest,
+ And will maintain what thou hast said is false
+ In thy heart-blood, though being all too base
+ To stain the temper of my knightly sword.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Bagot, forbear; thou shalt not take it up.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Excepting one, I would he were the best
+ In all this presence that hath moved me so.
+
+LORD FITZWATER If that thy valour stand on sympathy,
+ There is my gage, Aumerle, in gage to thine:
+ By that fair sun which shows me where thou stand'st,
+ I heard thee say, and vauntingly thou spakest it
+ That thou wert cause of noble Gloucester's death.
+ If thou deny'st it twenty times, thou liest;
+ And I will turn thy falsehood to thy heart,
+ Where it was forged, with my rapier's point.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Thou darest not, coward, live to see that day.
+
+LORD FITZWATER Now by my soul, I would it were this hour.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Fitzwater, thou art damn'd to hell for this.
+
+HENRY PERCY Aumerle, thou liest; his honour is as true
+ In this appeal as thou art all unjust;
+ And that thou art so, there I throw my gage,
+ To prove it on thee to the extremest point
+ Of mortal breathing: seize it, if thou darest.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE An if I do not, may my hands rot off
+ And never brandish more revengeful steel
+ Over the glittering helmet of my foe!
+
+Lord I task the earth to the like, forsworn Aumerle;
+ And spur thee on with full as many lies
+ As may be holloa'd in thy treacherous ear
+ From sun to sun: there is my honour's pawn;
+ Engage it to the trial, if thou darest.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Who sets me else? by heaven, I'll throw at all:
+ I have a thousand spirits in one breast,
+ To answer twenty thousand such as you.
+
+DUKE OF SURREY My Lord Fitzwater, I do remember well
+ The very time Aumerle and you did talk.
+
+LORD FITZWATER 'Tis very true: you were in presence then;
+ And you can witness with me this is true.
+
+DUKE OF SURREY As false, by heaven, as heaven itself is true.
+
+LORD FITZWATER Surrey, thou liest.
+
+DUKE OF SURREY Dishonourable boy!
+ That lie shall lie so heavy on my sword,
+ That it shall render vengeance and revenge
+ Till thou the lie-giver and that lie do lie
+ In earth as quiet as thy father's skull:
+ In proof whereof, there is my honour's pawn;
+ Engage it to the trial, if thou darest.
+
+LORD FITZWATER How fondly dost thou spur a forward horse!
+ If I dare eat, or drink, or breathe, or live,
+ I dare meet Surrey in a wilderness,
+ And spit upon him, whilst I say he lies,
+ And lies, and lies: there is my bond of faith,
+ To tie thee to my strong correction.
+ As I intend to thrive in this new world,
+ Aumerle is guilty of my true appeal:
+ Besides, I heard the banish'd Norfolk say
+ That thou, Aumerle, didst send two of thy men
+ To execute the noble duke at Calais.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Some honest Christian trust me with a gage
+ That Norfolk lies: here do I throw down this,
+ If he may be repeal'd, to try his honour.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE These differences shall all rest under gage
+ Till Norfolk be repeal'd: repeal'd he shall be,
+ And, though mine enemy, restored again
+ To all his lands and signories: when he's return'd,
+ Against Aumerle we will enforce his trial.
+
+BISHOP OF CARLISLE That honourable day shall ne'er be seen.
+ Many a time hath banish'd Norfolk fought
+ For Jesu Christ in glorious Christian field,
+ Streaming the ensign of the Christian cross
+ Against black pagans, Turks, and Saracens:
+ And toil'd with works of war, retired himself
+ To Italy; and there at Venice gave
+ His body to that pleasant country's earth,
+ And his pure soul unto his captain Christ,
+ Under whose colours he had fought so long.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Why, bishop, is Norfolk dead?
+
+BISHOP OF CARLISLE As surely as I live, my lord.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Sweet peace conduct his sweet soul to the bosom
+ Of good old Abraham! Lords appellants,
+ Your differences shall all rest under gage
+ Till we assign you to your days of trial.
+
+ [Enter DUKE OF YORK, attended]
+
+DUKE OF YORK Great Duke of Lancaster, I come to thee
+ From plume-pluck'd Richard; who with willing soul
+ Adopts thee heir, and his high sceptre yields
+ To the possession of thy royal hand:
+ Ascend his throne, descending now from him;
+ And long live Henry, fourth of that name!
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE In God's name, I'll ascend the regal throne.
+
+BISHOP OF CARLISLE Marry. God forbid!
+ Worst in this royal presence may I speak,
+ Yet best beseeming me to speak the truth.
+ Would God that any in this noble presence
+ Were enough noble to be upright judge
+ Of noble Richard! then true noblesse would
+ Learn him forbearance from so foul a wrong.
+ What subject can give sentence on his king?
+ And who sits here that is not Richard's subject?
+ Thieves are not judged but they are by to hear,
+ Although apparent guilt be seen in them;
+ And shall the figure of God's majesty,
+ His captain, steward, deputy-elect,
+ Anointed, crowned, planted many years,
+ Be judged by subject and inferior breath,
+ And he himself not present? O, forfend it, God,
+ That in a Christian climate souls refined
+ Should show so heinous, black, obscene a deed!
+ I speak to subjects, and a subject speaks,
+ Stirr'd up by God, thus boldly for his king:
+ My Lord of Hereford here, whom you call king,
+ Is a foul traitor to proud Hereford's king:
+ And if you crown him, let me prophesy:
+ The blood of English shall manure the ground,
+ And future ages groan for this foul act;
+ Peace shall go sleep with Turks and infidels,
+ And in this seat of peace tumultuous wars
+ Shall kin with kin and kind with kind confound;
+ Disorder, horror, fear and mutiny
+ Shall here inhabit, and this land be call'd
+ The field of Golgotha and dead men's skulls.
+ O, if you raise this house against this house,
+ It will the woefullest division prove
+ That ever fell upon this cursed earth.
+ Prevent it, resist it, let it not be so,
+ Lest child, child's children, cry against you woe!
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Well have you argued, sir; and, for your pains,
+ Of capital treason we arrest you here.
+ My Lord of Westminster, be it your charge
+ To keep him safely till his day of trial.
+ May it please you, lords, to grant the commons' suit.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Fetch hither Richard, that in common view
+ He may surrender; so we shall proceed
+ Without suspicion.
+
+DUKE OF YORK I will be his conduct.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Lords, you that here are under our arrest,
+ Procure your sureties for your days of answer.
+ Little are we beholding to your love,
+ And little look'd for at your helping hands.
+
+ [Re-enter DUKE OF YORK, with KING RICHARD II, and
+ Officers bearing the regalia]
+
+KING RICHARD II Alack, why am I sent for to a king,
+ Before I have shook off the regal thoughts
+ Wherewith I reign'd? I hardly yet have learn'd
+ To insinuate, flatter, bow, and bend my limbs:
+ Give sorrow leave awhile to tutor me
+ To this submission. Yet I well remember
+ The favours of these men: were they not mine?
+ Did they not sometime cry, 'all hail!' to me?
+ So Judas did to Christ: but he, in twelve,
+ Found truth in all but one: I, in twelve thousand, none.
+ God save the king! Will no man say amen?
+ Am I both priest and clerk? well then, amen.
+ God save the king! although I be not he;
+ And yet, amen, if heaven do think him me.
+ To do what service am I sent for hither?
+
+DUKE OF YORK To do that office of thine own good will
+ Which tired majesty did make thee offer,
+ The resignation of thy state and crown
+ To Henry Bolingbroke.
+
+KING RICHARD II Give me the crown. Here, cousin, seize the crown;
+ Here cousin:
+ On this side my hand, and on that side yours.
+ Now is this golden crown like a deep well
+ That owes two buckets, filling one another,
+ The emptier ever dancing in the air,
+ The other down, unseen and full of water:
+ That bucket down and full of tears am I,
+ Drinking my griefs, whilst you mount up on high.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE I thought you had been willing to resign.
+
+KING RICHARD II My crown I am; but still my griefs are mine:
+ You may my glories and my state depose,
+ But not my griefs; still am I king of those.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Part of your cares you give me with your crown.
+
+KING RICHARD II Your cares set up do not pluck my cares down.
+ My care is loss of care, by old care done;
+ Your care is gain of care, by new care won:
+ The cares I give I have, though given away;
+ They tend the crown, yet still with me they stay.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Are you contented to resign the crown?
+
+KING RICHARD II Ay, no; no, ay; for I must nothing be;
+ Therefore no no, for I resign to thee.
+ Now mark me, how I will undo myself;
+ I give this heavy weight from off my head
+ And this unwieldy sceptre from my hand,
+ The pride of kingly sway from out my heart;
+ With mine own tears I wash away my balm,
+ With mine own hands I give away my crown,
+ With mine own tongue deny my sacred state,
+ With mine own breath release all duty's rites:
+ All pomp and majesty I do forswear;
+ My manors, rents, revenues I forego;
+ My acts, decrees, and statutes I deny:
+ God pardon all oaths that are broke to me!
+ God keep all vows unbroke that swear to thee!
+ Make me, that nothing have, with nothing grieved,
+ And thou with all pleased, that hast all achieved!
+ Long mayst thou live in Richard's seat to sit,
+ And soon lie Richard in an earthly pit!
+ God save King Harry, unking'd Richard says,
+ And send him many years of sunshine days!
+ What more remains?
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND No more, but that you read
+ These accusations and these grievous crimes
+ Committed by your person and your followers
+ Against the state and profit of this land;
+ That, by confessing them, the souls of men
+ May deem that you are worthily deposed.
+
+KING RICHARD II Must I do so? and must I ravel out
+ My weaved-up folly? Gentle Northumberland,
+ If thy offences were upon record,
+ Would it not shame thee in so fair a troop
+ To read a lecture of them? If thou wouldst,
+ There shouldst thou find one heinous article,
+ Containing the deposing of a king
+ And cracking the strong warrant of an oath,
+ Mark'd with a blot, damn'd in the book of heaven:
+ Nay, all of you that stand and look upon,
+ Whilst that my wretchedness doth bait myself,
+ Though some of you with Pilate wash your hands
+ Showing an outward pity; yet you Pilates
+ Have here deliver'd me to my sour cross,
+ And water cannot wash away your sin.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND My lord, dispatch; read o'er these articles.
+
+KING RICHARD II Mine eyes are full of tears, I cannot see:
+ And yet salt water blinds them not so much
+ But they can see a sort of traitors here.
+ Nay, if I turn mine eyes upon myself,
+ I find myself a traitor with the rest;
+ For I have given here my soul's consent
+ To undeck the pompous body of a king;
+ Made glory base and sovereignty a slave,
+ Proud majesty a subject, state a peasant.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND My lord,--
+
+KING RICHARD II No lord of thine, thou haught insulting man,
+ Nor no man's lord; I have no name, no title,
+ No, not that name was given me at the font,
+ But 'tis usurp'd: alack the heavy day,
+ That I have worn so many winters out,
+ And know not now what name to call myself!
+ O that I were a mockery king of snow,
+ Standing before the sun of Bolingbroke,
+ To melt myself away in water-drops!
+ Good king, great king, and yet not greatly good,
+ An if my word be sterling yet in England,
+ Let it command a mirror hither straight,
+ That it may show me what a face I have,
+ Since it is bankrupt of his majesty.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Go some of you and fetch a looking-glass.
+
+ [Exit an attendant]
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND Read o'er this paper while the glass doth come.
+
+KING RICHARD II Fiend, thou torment'st me ere I come to hell!
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Urge it no more, my Lord Northumberland.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND The commons will not then be satisfied.
+
+KING RICHARD II They shall be satisfied: I'll read enough,
+ When I do see the very book indeed
+ Where all my sins are writ, and that's myself.
+
+ [Re-enter Attendant, with a glass]
+
+ Give me the glass, and therein will I read.
+ No deeper wrinkles yet? hath sorrow struck
+ So many blows upon this face of mine,
+ And made no deeper wounds? O flattering glass,
+ Like to my followers in prosperity,
+ Thou dost beguile me! Was this face the face
+ That every day under his household roof
+ Did keep ten thousand men? was this the face
+ That, like the sun, did make beholders wink?
+ Was this the face that faced so many follies,
+ And was at last out-faced by Bolingbroke?
+ A brittle glory shineth in this face:
+ As brittle as the glory is the face;
+
+ [Dashes the glass against the ground]
+
+ For there it is, crack'd in a hundred shivers.
+ Mark, silent king, the moral of this sport,
+ How soon my sorrow hath destroy'd my face.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE The shadow of your sorrow hath destroy'd
+ The shadow or your face.
+
+KING RICHARD II Say that again.
+ The shadow of my sorrow! ha! let's see:
+ 'Tis very true, my grief lies all within;
+ And these external manners of laments
+ Are merely shadows to the unseen grief
+ That swells with silence in the tortured soul;
+ There lies the substance: and I thank thee, king,
+ For thy great bounty, that not only givest
+ Me cause to wail but teachest me the way
+ How to lament the cause. I'll beg one boon,
+ And then be gone and trouble you no more.
+ Shall I obtain it?
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Name it, fair cousin.
+
+KING RICHARD II 'Fair cousin'? I am greater than a king:
+ For when I was a king, my flatterers
+ Were then but subjects; being now a subject,
+ I have a king here to my flatterer.
+ Being so great, I have no need to beg.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Yet ask.
+
+KING RICHARD II And shall I have?
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE You shall.
+
+KING RICHARD II Then give me leave to go.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Whither?
+
+KING RICHARD II Whither you will, so I were from your sights.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Go, some of you convey him to the Tower.
+
+KING RICHARD II O, good! convey? conveyers are you all,
+ That rise thus nimbly by a true king's fall.
+
+ [Exeunt KING RICHARD II, some Lords, and a Guard]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE On Wednesday next we solemnly set down
+ Our coronation: lords, prepare yourselves.
+
+ [Exeunt all except the BISHOP OF CARLISLE, the Abbot
+ of Westminster, and DUKE OF AUMERLE]
+
+Abbot A woeful pageant have we here beheld.
+
+BISHOP OF CARLISLE The woe's to come; the children yet unborn.
+ Shall feel this day as sharp to them as thorn.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE You holy clergymen, is there no plot
+ To rid the realm of this pernicious blot?
+
+Abbot My lord,
+ Before I freely speak my mind herein,
+ You shall not only take the sacrament
+ To bury mine intents, but also to effect
+ Whatever I shall happen to devise.
+ I see your brows are full of discontent,
+ Your hearts of sorrow and your eyes of tears:
+ Come home with me to supper; and I'll lay
+ A plot shall show us all a merry day.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. A street leading to the Tower.
+
+
+ [Enter QUEEN and Ladies]
+
+QUEEN This way the king will come; this is the way
+ To Julius Caesar's ill-erected tower,
+ To whose flint bosom my condemned lord
+ Is doom'd a prisoner by proud Bolingbroke:
+ Here let us rest, if this rebellious earth
+ Have any resting for her true king's queen.
+
+ [Enter KING RICHARD II and Guard]
+
+ But soft, but see, or rather do not see,
+ My fair rose wither: yet look up, behold,
+ That you in pity may dissolve to dew,
+ And wash him fresh again with true-love tears.
+ Ah, thou, the model where old Troy did stand,
+ Thou map of honour, thou King Richard's tomb,
+ And not King Richard; thou most beauteous inn,
+ Why should hard-favour'd grief be lodged in thee,
+ When triumph is become an alehouse guest?
+
+KING RICHARD II Join not with grief, fair woman, do not so,
+ To make my end too sudden: learn, good soul,
+ To think our former state a happy dream;
+ From which awaked, the truth of what we are
+ Shows us but this: I am sworn brother, sweet,
+ To grim Necessity, and he and I
+ Will keep a league till death. Hie thee to France
+ And cloister thee in some religious house:
+ Our holy lives must win a new world's crown,
+ Which our profane hours here have stricken down.
+
+QUEEN What, is my Richard both in shape and mind
+ Transform'd and weaken'd? hath Bolingbroke deposed
+ Thine intellect? hath he been in thy heart?
+ The lion dying thrusteth forth his paw,
+ And wounds the earth, if nothing else, with rage
+ To be o'erpower'd; and wilt thou, pupil-like,
+ Take thy correction mildly, kiss the rod,
+ And fawn on rage with base humility,
+ Which art a lion and a king of beasts?
+
+KING RICHARD II A king of beasts, indeed; if aught but beasts,
+ I had been still a happy king of men.
+ Good sometime queen, prepare thee hence for France:
+ Think I am dead and that even here thou takest,
+ As from my death-bed, thy last living leave.
+ In winter's tedious nights sit by the fire
+ With good old folks and let them tell thee tales
+ Of woeful ages long ago betid;
+ And ere thou bid good night, to quit their griefs,
+ Tell thou the lamentable tale of me
+ And send the hearers weeping to their beds:
+ For why, the senseless brands will sympathize
+ The heavy accent of thy moving tongue
+ And in compassion weep the fire out;
+ And some will mourn in ashes, some coal-black,
+ For the deposing of a rightful king.
+
+ [Enter NORTHUMBERLAND and others]
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND My lord, the mind of Bolingbroke is changed:
+ You must to Pomfret, not unto the Tower.
+ And, madam, there is order ta'en for you;
+ With all swift speed you must away to France.
+
+KING RICHARD II Northumberland, thou ladder wherewithal
+ The mounting Bolingbroke ascends my throne,
+ The time shall not be many hours of age
+ More than it is ere foul sin gathering head
+ Shalt break into corruption: thou shalt think,
+ Though he divide the realm and give thee half,
+ It is too little, helping him to all;
+ And he shall think that thou, which know'st the way
+ To plant unrightful kings, wilt know again,
+ Being ne'er so little urged, another way
+ To pluck him headlong from the usurped throne.
+ The love of wicked men converts to fear;
+ That fear to hate, and hate turns one or both
+ To worthy danger and deserved death.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND My guilt be on my head, and there an end.
+ Take leave and part; for you must part forthwith.
+
+KING RICHARD II Doubly divorced! Bad men, you violate
+ A twofold marriage, 'twixt my crown and me,
+ And then betwixt me and my married wife.
+ Let me unkiss the oath 'twixt thee and me;
+ And yet not so, for with a kiss 'twas made.
+ Part us, Northumberland; I toward the north,
+ Where shivering cold and sickness pines the clime;
+ My wife to France: from whence, set forth in pomp,
+ She came adorned hither like sweet May,
+ Sent back like Hallowmas or short'st of day.
+
+QUEEN And must we be divided? must we part?
+
+KING RICHARD II Ay, hand from hand, my love, and heart from heart.
+
+QUEEN Banish us both and send the king with me.
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND That were some love but little policy.
+
+QUEEN Then whither he goes, thither let me go.
+
+KING RICHARD II So two, together weeping, make one woe.
+ Weep thou for me in France, I for thee here;
+ Better far off than near, be ne'er the near.
+ Go, count thy way with sighs; I mine with groans.
+
+QUEEN So longest way shall have the longest moans.
+
+KING RICHARD II Twice for one step I'll groan, the way being short,
+ And piece the way out with a heavy heart.
+ Come, come, in wooing sorrow let's be brief,
+ Since, wedding it, there is such length in grief;
+ One kiss shall stop our mouths, and dumbly part;
+ Thus give I mine, and thus take I thy heart.
+
+QUEEN Give me mine own again; 'twere no good part
+ To take on me to keep and kill thy heart.
+ So, now I have mine own again, be gone,
+ That I might strive to kill it with a groan.
+
+KING RICHARD II We make woe wanton with this fond delay:
+ Once more, adieu; the rest let sorrow say.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II The DUKE OF YORK's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter DUKE OF YORK and DUCHESS OF YORK]
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK My lord, you told me you would tell the rest,
+ When weeping made you break the story off,
+ of our two cousins coming into London.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Where did I leave?
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK At that sad stop, my lord,
+ Where rude misgovern'd hands from windows' tops
+ Threw dust and rubbish on King Richard's head.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Then, as I said, the duke, great Bolingbroke,
+ Mounted upon a hot and fiery steed
+ Which his aspiring rider seem'd to know,
+ With slow but stately pace kept on his course,
+ Whilst all tongues cried 'God save thee,
+ Bolingbroke!'
+ You would have thought the very windows spake,
+ So many greedy looks of young and old
+ Through casements darted their desiring eyes
+ Upon his visage, and that all the walls
+ With painted imagery had said at once
+ 'Jesu preserve thee! welcome, Bolingbroke!'
+ Whilst he, from the one side to the other turning,
+ Bareheaded, lower than his proud steed's neck,
+ Bespake them thus: 'I thank you, countrymen:'
+ And thus still doing, thus he pass'd along.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Alack, poor Richard! where rode he the whilst?
+
+DUKE OF YORK As in a theatre, the eyes of men,
+ After a well-graced actor leaves the stage,
+ Are idly bent on him that enters next,
+ Thinking his prattle to be tedious;
+ Even so, or with much more contempt, men's eyes
+ Did scowl on gentle Richard; no man cried 'God save him!'
+ No joyful tongue gave him his welcome home:
+ But dust was thrown upon his sacred head:
+ Which with such gentle sorrow he shook off,
+ His face still combating with tears and smiles,
+ The badges of his grief and patience,
+ That had not God, for some strong purpose, steel'd
+ The hearts of men, they must perforce have melted
+ And barbarism itself have pitied him.
+ But heaven hath a hand in these events,
+ To whose high will we bound our calm contents.
+ To Bolingbroke are we sworn subjects now,
+ Whose state and honour I for aye allow.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Here comes my son Aumerle.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Aumerle that was;
+ But that is lost for being Richard's friend,
+ And, madam, you must call him Rutland now:
+ I am in parliament pledge for his truth
+ And lasting fealty to the new-made king.
+
+ [Enter DUKE OF AUMERLE]
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Welcome, my son: who are the violets now
+ That strew the green lap of the new come spring?
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Madam, I know not, nor I greatly care not:
+ God knows I had as lief be none as one.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Well, bear you well in this new spring of time,
+ Lest you be cropp'd before you come to prime.
+ What news from Oxford? hold those justs and triumphs?
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE For aught I know, my lord, they do.
+
+DUKE OF YORK You will be there, I know.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE If God prevent not, I purpose so.
+
+DUKE OF YORK What seal is that, that hangs without thy bosom?
+ Yea, look'st thou pale? let me see the writing.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE My lord, 'tis nothing.
+
+DUKE OF YORK No matter, then, who see it;
+ I will be satisfied; let me see the writing.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE I do beseech your grace to pardon me:
+ It is a matter of small consequence,
+ Which for some reasons I would not have seen.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Which for some reasons, sir, I mean to see.
+ I fear, I fear,--
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK What should you fear?
+ 'Tis nothing but some bond, that he is enter'd into
+ For gay apparel 'gainst the triumph day.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Bound to himself! what doth he with a bond
+ That he is bound to? Wife, thou art a fool.
+ Boy, let me see the writing.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE I do beseech you, pardon me; I may not show it.
+
+DUKE OF YORK I will be satisfied; let me see it, I say.
+
+ [He plucks it out of his bosom and reads it]
+
+ Treason! foul treason! Villain! traitor! slave!
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK What is the matter, my lord?
+
+DUKE OF YORK Ho! who is within there?
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+ Saddle my horse.
+ God for his mercy, what treachery is here!
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Why, what is it, my lord?
+
+DUKE OF YORK Give me my boots, I say; saddle my horse.
+ Now, by mine honour, by my life, by my troth,
+ I will appeach the villain.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK What is the matter?
+
+DUKE OF YORK Peace, foolish woman.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK I will not peace. What is the matter, Aumerle.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Good mother, be content; it is no more
+ Than my poor life must answer.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Thy life answer!
+
+DUKE OF YORK Bring me my boots: I will unto the king.
+
+ [Re-enter Servant with boots]
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Strike him, Aumerle. Poor boy, thou art amazed.
+ Hence, villain! never more come in my sight.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Give me my boots, I say.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Why, York, what wilt thou do?
+ Wilt thou not hide the trespass of thine own?
+ Have we more sons? or are we like to have?
+ Is not my teeming date drunk up with time?
+ And wilt thou pluck my fair son from mine age,
+ And rob me of a happy mother's name?
+ Is he not like thee? is he not thine own?
+
+DUKE OF YORK Thou fond mad woman,
+ Wilt thou conceal this dark conspiracy?
+ A dozen of them here have ta'en the sacrament,
+ And interchangeably set down their hands,
+ To kill the king at Oxford.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK He shall be none;
+ We'll keep him here: then what is that to him?
+
+DUKE OF YORK Away, fond woman! were he twenty times my son,
+ I would appeach him.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Hadst thou groan'd for him
+ As I have done, thou wouldst be more pitiful.
+ But now I know thy mind; thou dost suspect
+ That I have been disloyal to thy bed,
+ And that he is a bastard, not thy son:
+ Sweet York, sweet husband, be not of that mind:
+ He is as like thee as a man may be,
+ Not like to me, or any of my kin,
+ And yet I love him.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Make way, unruly woman!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK After, Aumerle! mount thee upon his horse;
+ Spur post, and get before him to the king,
+ And beg thy pardon ere he do accuse thee.
+ I'll not be long behind; though I be old,
+ I doubt not but to ride as fast as York:
+ And never will I rise up from the ground
+ Till Bolingbroke have pardon'd thee. Away, be gone!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III A royal palace.
+
+
+ [Enter HENRY BOLINGBROKE, HENRY PERCY, and other Lords]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Can no man tell me of my unthrifty son?
+ 'Tis full three months since I did see him last;
+ If any plague hang over us, 'tis he.
+ I would to God, my lords, he might be found:
+ Inquire at London, 'mongst the taverns there,
+ For there, they say, he daily doth frequent,
+ With unrestrained loose companions,
+ Even such, they say, as stand in narrow lanes,
+ And beat our watch, and rob our passengers;
+ Which he, young wanton and effeminate boy,
+ Takes on the point of honour to support
+ So dissolute a crew.
+
+HENRY PERCY My lord, some two days since I saw the prince,
+ And told him of those triumphs held at Oxford.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE And what said the gallant?
+
+HENRY PERCY His answer was, he would unto the stews,
+ And from the common'st creature pluck a glove,
+ And wear it as a favour; and with that
+ He would unhorse the lustiest challenger.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE As dissolute as desperate; yet through both
+ I see some sparks of better hope, which elder years
+ May happily bring forth. But who comes here?
+
+ [Enter DUKE OF AUMERLE]
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Where is the king?
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE What means our cousin, that he stares and looks
+ So wildly?
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE God save your grace! I do beseech your majesty,
+ To have some conference with your grace alone.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Withdraw yourselves, and leave us here alone.
+
+ [Exeunt HENRY PERCY and Lords]
+
+ What is the matter with our cousin now?
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE For ever may my knees grow to the earth,
+ My tongue cleave to my roof within my mouth
+ Unless a pardon ere I rise or speak.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Intended or committed was this fault?
+ If on the first, how heinous e'er it be,
+ To win thy after-love I pardon thee.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Then give me leave that I may turn the key,
+ That no man enter till my tale be done.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Have thy desire.
+
+DUKE OF YORK [Within] My liege, beware; look to thyself;
+ Thou hast a traitor in thy presence there.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Villain, I'll make thee safe.
+
+ [Drawing]
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Stay thy revengeful hand; thou hast no cause to fear.
+
+DUKE OF YORK [Within] Open the door, secure, foolhardy king:
+ Shall I for love speak treason to thy face?
+ Open the door, or I will break it open.
+
+ [Enter DUKE OF YORK]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE What is the matter, uncle? speak;
+ Recover breath; tell us how near is danger,
+ That we may arm us to encounter it.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Peruse this writing here, and thou shalt know
+ The treason that my haste forbids me show.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Remember, as thou read'st, thy promise pass'd:
+ I do repent me; read not my name there
+ My heart is not confederate with my hand.
+
+DUKE OF YORK It was, villain, ere thy hand did set it down.
+ I tore it from the traitor's bosom, king;
+ Fear, and not love, begets his penitence:
+ Forget to pity him, lest thy pity prove
+ A serpent that will sting thee to the heart.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE O heinous, strong and bold conspiracy!
+ O loyal father of a treacherous son!
+ Thou sheer, immaculate and silver fountain,
+ From when this stream through muddy passages
+ Hath held his current and defiled himself!
+ Thy overflow of good converts to bad,
+ And thy abundant goodness shall excuse
+ This deadly blot in thy digressing son.
+
+DUKE OF YORK So shall my virtue be his vice's bawd;
+ And he shall spend mine honour with his shame,
+ As thriftless sons their scraping fathers' gold.
+ Mine honour lives when his dishonour dies,
+ Or my shamed life in his dishonour lies:
+ Thou kill'st me in his life; giving him breath,
+ The traitor lives, the true man's put to death.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK [Within] What ho, my liege! for God's sake,
+ let me in.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE What shrill-voiced suppliant makes this eager cry?
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK A woman, and thy aunt, great king; 'tis I.
+ Speak with me, pity me, open the door.
+ A beggar begs that never begg'd before.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Our scene is alter'd from a serious thing,
+ And now changed to 'The Beggar and the King.'
+ My dangerous cousin, let your mother in:
+ I know she is come to pray for your foul sin.
+
+DUKE OF YORK If thou do pardon, whosoever pray,
+ More sins for this forgiveness prosper may.
+ This fester'd joint cut off, the rest rest sound;
+ This let alone will all the rest confound.
+
+ [Enter DUCHESS OF YORK]
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK O king, believe not this hard-hearted man!
+ Love loving not itself none other can.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Thou frantic woman, what dost thou make here?
+ Shall thy old dugs once more a traitor rear?
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Sweet York, be patient. Hear me, gentle liege.
+
+ [Kneels]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Rise up, good aunt.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Not yet, I thee beseech:
+ For ever will I walk upon my knees,
+ And never see day that the happy sees,
+ Till thou give joy; until thou bid me joy,
+ By pardoning Rutland, my transgressing boy.
+
+DUKE OF AUMERLE Unto my mother's prayers I bend my knee.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Against them both my true joints bended be.
+ Ill mayst thou thrive, if thou grant any grace!
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Pleads he in earnest? look upon his face;
+ His eyes do drop no tears, his prayers are in jest;
+ His words come from his mouth, ours from our breast:
+ He prays but faintly and would be denied;
+ We pray with heart and soul and all beside:
+ His weary joints would gladly rise, I know;
+ Our knees shall kneel till to the ground they grow:
+ His prayers are full of false hypocrisy;
+ Ours of true zeal and deep integrity.
+ Our prayers do out-pray his; then let them have
+ That mercy which true prayer ought to have.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Good aunt, stand up.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Nay, do not say, 'stand up;'
+ Say, 'pardon' first, and afterwards 'stand up.'
+ And if I were thy nurse, thy tongue to teach,
+ 'Pardon' should be the first word of thy speech.
+ I never long'd to hear a word till now;
+ Say 'pardon,' king; let pity teach thee how:
+ The word is short, but not so short as sweet;
+ No word like 'pardon' for kings' mouths so meet.
+
+DUKE OF YORK Speak it in French, king; say, 'pardonne moi.'
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Dost thou teach pardon pardon to destroy?
+ Ah, my sour husband, my hard-hearted lord,
+ That set'st the word itself against the word!
+ Speak 'pardon' as 'tis current in our land;
+ The chopping French we do not understand.
+ Thine eye begins to speak; set thy tongue there;
+ Or in thy piteous heart plant thou thine ear;
+ That hearing how our plaints and prayers do pierce,
+ Pity may move thee 'pardon' to rehearse.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Good aunt, stand up.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK I do not sue to stand;
+ Pardon is all the suit I have in hand.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE I pardon him, as God shall pardon me.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK O happy vantage of a kneeling knee!
+ Yet am I sick for fear: speak it again;
+ Twice saying 'pardon' doth not pardon twain,
+ But makes one pardon strong.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE With all my heart
+ I pardon him.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK A god on earth thou art.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE But for our trusty brother-in-law and the abbot,
+ With all the rest of that consorted crew,
+ Destruction straight shall dog them at the heels.
+ Good uncle, help to order several powers
+ To Oxford, or where'er these traitors are:
+ They shall not live within this world, I swear,
+ But I will have them, if I once know where.
+ Uncle, farewell: and, cousin too, adieu:
+ Your mother well hath pray'd, and prove you true.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Come, my old son: I pray God make thee new.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The same.
+
+
+ [Enter EXTON and Servant]
+
+EXTON Didst thou not mark the king, what words he spake,
+ 'Have I no friend will rid me of this living fear?'
+ Was it not so?
+
+Servant These were his very words.
+
+EXTON 'Have I no friend?' quoth he: he spake it twice,
+ And urged it twice together, did he not?
+
+Servant He did.
+
+EXTON And speaking it, he wistly look'd on me,
+ And who should say, 'I would thou wert the man'
+ That would divorce this terror from my heart;'
+ Meaning the king at Pomfret. Come, let's go:
+ I am the king's friend, and will rid his foe.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V Pomfret castle.
+
+
+ [Enter KING RICHARD]
+
+KING RICHARD II I have been studying how I may compare
+ This prison where I live unto the world:
+ And for because the world is populous
+ And here is not a creature but myself,
+ I cannot do it; yet I'll hammer it out.
+ My brain I'll prove the female to my soul,
+ My soul the father; and these two beget
+ A generation of still-breeding thoughts,
+ And these same thoughts people this little world,
+ In humours like the people of this world,
+ For no thought is contented. The better sort,
+ As thoughts of things divine, are intermix'd
+ With scruples and do set the word itself
+ Against the word:
+ As thus, 'Come, little ones,' and then again,
+ 'It is as hard to come as for a camel
+ To thread the postern of a small needle's eye.'
+ Thoughts tending to ambition, they do plot
+ Unlikely wonders; how these vain weak nails
+ May tear a passage through the flinty ribs
+ Of this hard world, my ragged prison walls,
+ And, for they cannot, die in their own pride.
+ Thoughts tending to content flatter themselves
+ That they are not the first of fortune's slaves,
+ Nor shall not be the last; like silly beggars
+ Who sitting in the stocks refuge their shame,
+ That many have and others must sit there;
+ And in this thought they find a kind of ease,
+ Bearing their own misfortunes on the back
+ Of such as have before endured the like.
+ Thus play I in one person many people,
+ And none contented: sometimes am I king;
+ Then treasons make me wish myself a beggar,
+ And so I am: then crushing penury
+ Persuades me I was better when a king;
+ Then am I king'd again: and by and by
+ Think that I am unking'd by Bolingbroke,
+ And straight am nothing: but whate'er I be,
+ Nor I nor any man that but man is
+ With nothing shall be pleased, till he be eased
+ With being nothing. Music do I hear?
+
+ [Music]
+
+ Ha, ha! keep time: how sour sweet music is,
+ When time is broke and no proportion kept!
+ So is it in the music of men's lives.
+ And here have I the daintiness of ear
+ To cheque time broke in a disorder'd string;
+ But for the concord of my state and time
+ Had not an ear to hear my true time broke.
+ I wasted time, and now doth time waste me;
+ For now hath time made me his numbering clock:
+ My thoughts are minutes; and with sighs they jar
+ Their watches on unto mine eyes, the outward watch,
+ Whereto my finger, like a dial's point,
+ Is pointing still, in cleansing them from tears.
+ Now sir, the sound that tells what hour it is
+ Are clamorous groans, which strike upon my heart,
+ Which is the bell: so sighs and tears and groans
+ Show minutes, times, and hours: but my time
+ Runs posting on in Bolingbroke's proud joy,
+ While I stand fooling here, his Jack o' the clock.
+ This music mads me; let it sound no more;
+ For though it have holp madmen to their wits,
+ In me it seems it will make wise men mad.
+ Yet blessing on his heart that gives it me!
+ For 'tis a sign of love; and love to Richard
+ Is a strange brooch in this all-hating world.
+
+ [Enter a Groom of the Stable]
+
+Groom Hail, royal prince!
+
+KING RICHARD II Thanks, noble peer;
+ The cheapest of us is ten groats too dear.
+ What art thou? and how comest thou hither,
+ Where no man never comes but that sad dog
+ That brings me food to make misfortune live?
+
+Groom I was a poor groom of thy stable, king,
+ When thou wert king; who, travelling towards York,
+ With much ado at length have gotten leave
+ To look upon my sometimes royal master's face.
+ O, how it yearn'd my heart when I beheld
+ In London streets, that coronation-day,
+ When Bolingbroke rode on roan Barbary,
+ That horse that thou so often hast bestrid,
+ That horse that I so carefully have dress'd!
+
+KING RICHARD II Rode he on Barbary? Tell me, gentle friend,
+ How went he under him?
+
+Groom So proudly as if he disdain'd the ground.
+
+KING RICHARD II So proud that Bolingbroke was on his back!
+ That jade hath eat bread from my royal hand;
+ This hand hath made him proud with clapping him.
+ Would he not stumble? would he not fall down,
+ Since pride must have a fall, and break the neck
+ Of that proud man that did usurp his back?
+ Forgiveness, horse! why do I rail on thee,
+ Since thou, created to be awed by man,
+ Wast born to bear? I was not made a horse;
+ And yet I bear a burthen like an ass,
+ Spurr'd, gall'd and tired by jouncing Bolingbroke.
+
+ [Enter Keeper, with a dish]
+
+Keeper Fellow, give place; here is no longer stay.
+
+KING RICHARD II If thou love me, 'tis time thou wert away.
+
+Groom What my tongue dares not, that my heart shall say.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Keeper My lord, will't please you to fall to?
+
+KING RICHARD II Taste of it first, as thou art wont to do.
+
+Keeper My lord, I dare not: Sir Pierce of Exton, who
+ lately came from the king, commands the contrary.
+
+KING RICHARD II The devil take Henry of Lancaster and thee!
+ Patience is stale, and I am weary of it.
+
+ [Beats the keeper]
+
+Keeper Help, help, help!
+
+ [Enter EXTON and Servants, armed]
+
+KING RICHARD II How now! what means death in this rude assault?
+ Villain, thy own hand yields thy death's instrument.
+
+ [Snatching an axe from a Servant and killing him]
+
+ Go thou, and fill another room in hell.
+
+ [He kills another. Then Exton strikes him down]
+
+ That hand shall burn in never-quenching fire
+ That staggers thus my person. Exton, thy fierce hand
+ Hath with the king's blood stain'd the king's own land.
+ Mount, mount, my soul! thy seat is up on high;
+ Whilst my gross flesh sinks downward, here to die.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+EXTON As full of valour as of royal blood:
+ Both have I spill'd; O would the deed were good!
+ For now the devil, that told me I did well,
+ Says that this deed is chronicled in hell.
+ This dead king to the living king I'll bear
+ Take hence the rest, and give them burial here.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD II
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Windsor castle.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter HENRY BOLINGBROKE, DUKE OF YORK,
+ with other Lords, and Attendants]
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Kind uncle York, the latest news we hear
+ Is that the rebels have consumed with fire
+ Our town of Cicester in Gloucestershire;
+ But whether they be ta'en or slain we hear not.
+
+ [Enter NORTHUMBERLAND]
+
+ Welcome, my lord what is the news?
+
+NORTHUMBERLAND First, to thy sacred state wish I all happiness.
+ The next news is, I have to London sent
+ The heads of Oxford, Salisbury, Blunt, and Kent:
+ The manner of their taking may appear
+ At large discoursed in this paper here.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE We thank thee, gentle Percy, for thy pains;
+ And to thy worth will add right worthy gains.
+
+ [Enter LORD FITZWATER]
+
+LORD FITZWATER My lord, I have from Oxford sent to London
+ The heads of Brocas and Sir Bennet Seely,
+ Two of the dangerous consorted traitors
+ That sought at Oxford thy dire overthrow.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Thy pains, Fitzwater, shall not be forgot;
+ Right noble is thy merit, well I wot.
+
+ [Enter HENRY PERCY, and the BISHOP OF CARLISLE]
+
+HENRY PERCY The grand conspirator, Abbot of Westminster,
+ With clog of conscience and sour melancholy
+ Hath yielded up his body to the grave;
+ But here is Carlisle living, to abide
+ Thy kingly doom and sentence of his pride.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Carlisle, this is your doom:
+ Choose out some secret place, some reverend room,
+ More than thou hast, and with it joy thy life;
+ So as thou livest in peace, die free from strife:
+ For though mine enemy thou hast ever been,
+ High sparks of honour in thee have I seen.
+
+ [Enter EXTON, with persons bearing a coffin]
+
+EXTON Great king, within this coffin I present
+ Thy buried fear: herein all breathless lies
+ The mightiest of thy greatest enemies,
+ Richard of Bordeaux, by me hither brought.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE Exton, I thank thee not; for thou hast wrought
+ A deed of slander with thy fatal hand
+ Upon my head and all this famous land.
+
+EXTON From your own mouth, my lord, did I this deed.
+
+HENRY BOLINGBROKE They love not poison that do poison need,
+ Nor do I thee: though I did wish him dead,
+ I hate the murderer, love him murdered.
+ The guilt of conscience take thou for thy labour,
+ But neither my good word nor princely favour:
+ With Cain go wander through shades of night,
+ And never show thy head by day nor light.
+ Lords, I protest, my soul is full of woe,
+ That blood should sprinkle me to make me grow:
+ Come, mourn with me for that I do lament,
+ And put on sullen black incontinent:
+ I'll make a voyage to the Holy Land,
+ To wash this blood off from my guilty hand:
+ March sadly after; grace my mournings here;
+ In weeping after this untimely bier.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+KING EDWARD
+The Fourth (KING EDWARD IV:)
+
+
+EDWARD Prince of Wales, (PRINCE EDWARD:) |
+ afterwards King Edward V., | sons to
+ | the King.
+RICHARD Duke of York, (YORK:) |
+
+
+GEORGE Duke of Clarence, (CLARENCE:) |
+ |
+RICHARD Duke of Gloucester, (GLOUCESTER:) | Brothers to
+ afterwards King Richard III., | the King.
+ (KING RICHARD III:) |
+
+
+ A young son of Clarence. (Boy:)
+
+HENRY Earl of Richmond, (RICHMOND:)
+ afterwards King Henry VII.
+
+CARDINAL BOURCHIER Archbishop of Canterbury. (CARDINAL:)
+
+THOMAS ROTHERHAM Archbishop of York. (ARCHBISHOP OF YORK:)
+
+JOHN MORTON Bishop of Ely. (BISHOP OF ELY:)
+
+DUKE of BUCKINGHAM (BUCKINGHAM:)
+
+DUKE of NORFOLK (NORFOLK:)
+
+EARL of SURREY His son. (SURREY:)
+
+EARL RIVERS Brother to Elizabeth. (RIVERS:)
+
+
+MARQUIS OF DORSET (DORSET:) |
+ | Sons to Elizabeth.
+LORD GREY (GREY:) |
+
+
+EARL of OXFORD (OXFORD:)
+
+LORD HASTINGS (HASTINGS:)
+
+LORD STANLEY (STANLEY:) Called also EARL of DERBY. (DERBY:)
+
+LORD LOVEL (LOVEL:)
+
+SIR THOMAS VAUGHAN (VAUGHAN:)
+
+SIR RICHARD
+RATCLIFF (RATCLIFF:)
+
+SIR WILLIAM
+CATESBY (CATESBY:)
+
+SIR JAMES TYRREL (TYRREL:)
+
+SIR JAMES BLOUNT (BLOUNT:)
+
+SIR WALTER HERBERT (HERBERT:)
+
+SIR ROBERT
+BRAKENBURY Lieutenant of the Tower. (BRAKENBURY:)
+
+CHRISTOPHER
+URSWICK A priest. (CHRISTOPHER:)
+
+ Another Priest. (Priest:)
+
+
+TRESSEL |
+ | Gentlemen attending on the Lady Anne.
+BERKELEY | (Gentleman:)
+
+
+ Lord Mayor of London. (Lord Mayor:)
+
+ Sheriff of Wiltshire. (Sheriff:)
+
+ELIZABETH Queen to King Edward IV. (QUEEN ELIZABETH:)
+
+MARGARET Widow of King Henry VI. (QUEEN MARGARET:)
+
+DUCHESS of YORK Mother to King Edward IV.
+
+LADY ANNE Widow of Edward Prince of Wales, son to King Henry VI.;
+ afterwards married to Richard.
+
+ A young Daughter of Clarence [MARGARET PLANTAGENET] (Girl:)
+
+ Ghosts of those murdered by Richard III.,
+ Lords and other Attendants; a Pursuivant
+ Scrivener, Citizens, Murderers, Messengers
+ Soldiers, &c.
+ (Ghost of Prince Edward:)
+ (Ghost of King Henry VI:)
+ (Ghost of CLARENCE:)
+ (Ghost of RIVERS:)
+ (Ghost of GREY:)
+ (Ghost of VAUGHAN:)
+ (Ghost of HASTING:)
+ (Ghosts of young Princes:)
+ (Ghost of LADY ANNE:)
+ (Ghost of BUCKINGHAM:)
+ (Pursuivant:)
+ (Scrivener:)
+ (First Citizen:)
+ (Second Citizen:)
+ (Third Citizen:)
+ (First Murderer:)
+ (Second Murderer:)
+ (Messenger:)
+ (Second Messenger:)
+ (Third Messenger:)
+ (Fourth Messenger:)
+
+
+SCENE England.
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. A street.
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, solus]
+
+GLOUCESTER Now is the winter of our discontent
+ Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
+ And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house
+ In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
+ Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
+ Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
+ Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
+ Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
+ Grim-visaged war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front;
+ And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
+ To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
+ He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber
+ To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.
+ But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
+ Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
+ I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty
+ To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
+ I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion,
+ Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
+ Deformed, unfinish'd, sent before my time
+ Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
+ And that so lamely and unfashionable
+ That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;
+ Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
+ Have no delight to pass away the time,
+ Unless to spy my shadow in the sun
+ And descant on mine own deformity:
+ And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
+ To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
+ I am determined to prove a villain
+ And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
+ Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous,
+ By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams,
+ To set my brother Clarence and the king
+ In deadly hate the one against the other:
+ And if King Edward be as true and just
+ As I am subtle, false and treacherous,
+ This day should Clarence closely be mew'd up,
+ About a prophecy, which says that 'G'
+ Of Edward's heirs the murderer shall be.
+ Dive, thoughts, down to my soul: here
+ Clarence comes.
+
+ [Enter CLARENCE, guarded, and BRAKENBURY]
+
+ Brother, good day; what means this armed guard
+ That waits upon your grace?
+
+CLARENCE His majesty
+ Tendering my person's safety, hath appointed
+ This conduct to convey me to the Tower.
+
+GLOUCESTER Upon what cause?
+
+CLARENCE Because my name is George.
+
+GLOUCESTER Alack, my lord, that fault is none of yours;
+ He should, for that, commit your godfathers:
+ O, belike his majesty hath some intent
+ That you shall be new-christen'd in the Tower.
+ But what's the matter, Clarence? may I know?
+
+CLARENCE Yea, Richard, when I know; for I protest
+ As yet I do not: but, as I can learn,
+ He hearkens after prophecies and dreams;
+ And from the cross-row plucks the letter G.
+ And says a wizard told him that by G
+ His issue disinherited should be;
+ And, for my name of George begins with G,
+ It follows in his thought that I am he.
+ These, as I learn, and such like toys as these
+ Have moved his highness to commit me now.
+
+GLOUCESTER Why, this it is, when men are ruled by women:
+ 'Tis not the king that sends you to the Tower:
+ My Lady Grey his wife, Clarence, 'tis she
+ That tempers him to this extremity.
+ Was it not she and that good man of worship,
+ Anthony Woodville, her brother there,
+ That made him send Lord Hastings to the Tower,
+ From whence this present day he is deliver'd?
+ We are not safe, Clarence; we are not safe.
+
+CLARENCE By heaven, I think there's no man is secure
+ But the queen's kindred and night-walking heralds
+ That trudge betwixt the king and Mistress Shore.
+ Heard ye not what an humble suppliant
+ Lord hastings was to her for his delivery?
+
+GLOUCESTER Humbly complaining to her deity
+ Got my lord chamberlain his liberty.
+ I'll tell you what; I think it is our way,
+ If we will keep in favour with the king,
+ To be her men and wear her livery:
+ The jealous o'erworn widow and herself,
+ Since that our brother dubb'd them gentlewomen.
+ Are mighty gossips in this monarchy.
+
+BRAKENBURY I beseech your graces both to pardon me;
+ His majesty hath straitly given in charge
+ That no man shall have private conference,
+ Of what degree soever, with his brother.
+
+GLOUCESTER Even so; an't please your worship, Brakenbury,
+ You may partake of any thing we say:
+ We speak no treason, man: we say the king
+ Is wise and virtuous, and his noble queen
+ Well struck in years, fair, and not jealous;
+ We say that Shore's wife hath a pretty foot,
+ A cherry lip, a bonny eye, a passing pleasing tongue;
+ And that the queen's kindred are made gentle-folks:
+ How say you sir? Can you deny all this?
+
+BRAKENBURY With this, my lord, myself have nought to do.
+
+GLOUCESTER Naught to do with mistress Shore! I tell thee, fellow,
+ He that doth naught with her, excepting one,
+ Were best he do it secretly, alone.
+
+BRAKENBURY What one, my lord?
+
+GLOUCESTER Her husband, knave: wouldst thou betray me?
+
+BRAKENBURY I beseech your grace to pardon me, and withal
+ Forbear your conference with the noble duke.
+
+CLARENCE We know thy charge, Brakenbury, and will obey.
+
+GLOUCESTER We are the queen's abjects, and must obey.
+ Brother, farewell: I will unto the king;
+ And whatsoever you will employ me in,
+ Were it to call King Edward's widow sister,
+ I will perform it to enfranchise you.
+ Meantime, this deep disgrace in brotherhood
+ Touches me deeper than you can imagine.
+
+CLARENCE I know it pleaseth neither of us well.
+
+GLOUCESTER Well, your imprisonment shall not be long;
+ Meantime, have patience.
+
+CLARENCE I must perforce. Farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt CLARENCE, BRAKENBURY, and Guard]
+
+GLOUCESTER Go, tread the path that thou shalt ne'er return.
+ Simple, plain Clarence! I do love thee so,
+ That I will shortly send thy soul to heaven,
+ If heaven will take the present at our hands.
+ But who comes here? the new-deliver'd Hastings?
+
+ [Enter HASTINGS]
+
+HASTINGS Good time of day unto my gracious lord!
+
+GLOUCESTER As much unto my good lord chamberlain!
+ Well are you welcome to the open air.
+ How hath your lordship brook'd imprisonment?
+
+HASTINGS With patience, noble lord, as prisoners must:
+ But I shall live, my lord, to give them thanks
+ That were the cause of my imprisonment.
+
+GLOUCESTER No doubt, no doubt; and so shall Clarence too;
+ For they that were your enemies are his,
+ And have prevail'd as much on him as you.
+
+HASTINGS More pity that the eagle should be mew'd,
+ While kites and buzzards prey at liberty.
+
+GLOUCESTER What news abroad?
+
+HASTINGS No news so bad abroad as this at home;
+ The King is sickly, weak and melancholy,
+ And his physicians fear him mightily.
+
+GLOUCESTER Now, by Saint Paul, this news is bad indeed.
+ O, he hath kept an evil diet long,
+ And overmuch consumed his royal person:
+ 'Tis very grievous to be thought upon.
+ What, is he in his bed?
+
+HASTINGS He is.
+
+GLOUCESTER Go you before, and I will follow you.
+
+ [Exit HASTINGS]
+
+ He cannot live, I hope; and must not die
+ Till George be pack'd with post-horse up to heaven.
+ I'll in, to urge his hatred more to Clarence,
+ With lies well steel'd with weighty arguments;
+ And, if I fall not in my deep intent,
+ Clarence hath not another day to live:
+ Which done, God take King Edward to his mercy,
+ And leave the world for me to bustle in!
+ For then I'll marry Warwick's youngest daughter.
+ What though I kill'd her husband and her father?
+ The readiest way to make the wench amends
+ Is to become her husband and her father:
+ The which will I; not all so much for love
+ As for another secret close intent,
+ By marrying her which I must reach unto.
+ But yet I run before my horse to market:
+ Clarence still breathes; Edward still lives and reigns:
+ When they are gone, then must I count my gains.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. Another street.
+
+ [Enter the corpse of KING HENRY the Sixth, Gentlemen
+ with halberds to guard it; LADY ANNE being the mourner]
+
+LADY ANNE Set down, set down your honourable load,
+ If honour may be shrouded in a hearse,
+ Whilst I awhile obsequiously lament
+ The untimely fall of virtuous Lancaster.
+ Poor key-cold figure of a holy king!
+ Pale ashes of the house of Lancaster!
+ Thou bloodless remnant of that royal blood!
+ Be it lawful that I invocate thy ghost,
+ To hear the lamentations of Poor Anne,
+ Wife to thy Edward, to thy slaughter'd son,
+ Stabb'd by the selfsame hand that made these wounds!
+ Lo, in these windows that let forth thy life,
+ I pour the helpless balm of my poor eyes.
+ Cursed be the hand that made these fatal holes!
+ Cursed be the heart that had the heart to do it!
+ Cursed the blood that let this blood from hence!
+ More direful hap betide that hated wretch,
+ That makes us wretched by the death of thee,
+ Than I can wish to adders, spiders, toads,
+ Or any creeping venom'd thing that lives!
+ If ever he have child, abortive be it,
+ Prodigious, and untimely brought to light,
+ Whose ugly and unnatural aspect
+ May fright the hopeful mother at the view;
+ And that be heir to his unhappiness!
+ If ever he have wife, let her he made
+ A miserable by the death of him
+ As I am made by my poor lord and thee!
+ Come, now towards Chertsey with your holy load,
+ Taken from Paul's to be interred there;
+ And still, as you are weary of the weight,
+ Rest you, whiles I lament King Henry's corse.
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER]
+
+GLOUCESTER Stay, you that bear the corse, and set it down.
+
+LADY ANNE What black magician conjures up this fiend,
+ To stop devoted charitable deeds?
+
+GLOUCESTER Villains, set down the corse; or, by Saint Paul,
+ I'll make a corse of him that disobeys.
+
+Gentleman My lord, stand back, and let the coffin pass.
+
+GLOUCESTER Unmanner'd dog! stand thou, when I command:
+ Advance thy halbert higher than my breast,
+ Or, by Saint Paul, I'll strike thee to my foot,
+ And spurn upon thee, beggar, for thy boldness.
+
+LADY ANNE What, do you tremble? are you all afraid?
+ Alas, I blame you not; for you are mortal,
+ And mortal eyes cannot endure the devil.
+ Avaunt, thou dreadful minister of hell!
+ Thou hadst but power over his mortal body,
+ His soul thou canst not have; therefore be gone.
+
+GLOUCESTER Sweet saint, for charity, be not so curst.
+
+LADY ANNE Foul devil, for God's sake, hence, and trouble us not;
+ For thou hast made the happy earth thy hell,
+ Fill'd it with cursing cries and deep exclaims.
+ If thou delight to view thy heinous deeds,
+ Behold this pattern of thy butcheries.
+ O, gentlemen, see, see! dead Henry's wounds
+ Open their congeal'd mouths and bleed afresh!
+ Blush, Blush, thou lump of foul deformity;
+ For 'tis thy presence that exhales this blood
+ From cold and empty veins, where no blood dwells;
+ Thy deed, inhuman and unnatural,
+ Provokes this deluge most unnatural.
+ O God, which this blood madest, revenge his death!
+ O earth, which this blood drink'st revenge his death!
+ Either heaven with lightning strike the
+ murderer dead,
+ Or earth, gape open wide and eat him quick,
+ As thou dost swallow up this good king's blood
+ Which his hell-govern'd arm hath butchered!
+
+GLOUCESTER Lady, you know no rules of charity,
+ Which renders good for bad, blessings for curses.
+
+LADY ANNE Villain, thou know'st no law of God nor man:
+ No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity.
+
+GLOUCESTER But I know none, and therefore am no beast.
+
+LADY ANNE O wonderful, when devils tell the truth!
+
+GLOUCESTER More wonderful, when angels are so angry.
+ Vouchsafe, divine perfection of a woman,
+ Of these supposed-evils, to give me leave,
+ By circumstance, but to acquit myself.
+
+LADY ANNE Vouchsafe, defused infection of a man,
+ For these known evils, but to give me leave,
+ By circumstance, to curse thy cursed self.
+
+GLOUCESTER Fairer than tongue can name thee, let me have
+ Some patient leisure to excuse myself.
+
+LADY ANNE Fouler than heart can think thee, thou canst make
+ No excuse current, but to hang thyself.
+
+GLOUCESTER By such despair, I should accuse myself.
+
+LADY ANNE And, by despairing, shouldst thou stand excused;
+ For doing worthy vengeance on thyself,
+ Which didst unworthy slaughter upon others.
+
+GLOUCESTER Say that I slew them not?
+
+LADY ANNE Why, then they are not dead:
+ But dead they are, and devilish slave, by thee.
+
+GLOUCESTER I did not kill your husband.
+
+LADY ANNE Why, then he is alive.
+
+GLOUCESTER Nay, he is dead; and slain by Edward's hand.
+
+LADY ANNE In thy foul throat thou liest: Queen Margaret saw
+ Thy murderous falchion smoking in his blood;
+ The which thou once didst bend against her breast,
+ But that thy brothers beat aside the point.
+
+GLOUCESTER I was provoked by her slanderous tongue,
+ which laid their guilt upon my guiltless shoulders.
+
+LADY ANNE Thou wast provoked by thy bloody mind.
+ Which never dreamt on aught but butcheries:
+ Didst thou not kill this king?
+
+GLOUCESTER I grant ye.
+
+LADY ANNE Dost grant me, hedgehog? then, God grant me too
+ Thou mayst be damned for that wicked deed!
+ O, he was gentle, mild, and virtuous!
+
+GLOUCESTER The fitter for the King of heaven, that hath him.
+
+LADY ANNE He is in heaven, where thou shalt never come.
+
+GLOUCESTER Let him thank me, that holp to send him thither;
+ For he was fitter for that place than earth.
+
+LADY ANNE And thou unfit for any place but hell.
+
+GLOUCESTER Yes, one place else, if you will hear me name it.
+
+LADY ANNE Some dungeon.
+
+GLOUCESTER Your bed-chamber.
+
+LADY ANNE I'll rest betide the chamber where thou liest!
+
+GLOUCESTER So will it, madam till I lie with you.
+
+LADY ANNE I hope so.
+
+GLOUCESTER I know so. But, gentle Lady Anne,
+ To leave this keen encounter of our wits,
+ And fall somewhat into a slower method,
+ Is not the causer of the timeless deaths
+ Of these Plantagenets, Henry and Edward,
+ As blameful as the executioner?
+
+LADY ANNE Thou art the cause, and most accursed effect.
+
+GLOUCESTER Your beauty was the cause of that effect;
+ Your beauty: which did haunt me in my sleep
+ To undertake the death of all the world,
+ So I might live one hour in your sweet bosom.
+
+LADY ANNE If I thought that, I tell thee, homicide,
+ These nails should rend that beauty from my cheeks.
+
+GLOUCESTER These eyes could never endure sweet beauty's wreck;
+ You should not blemish it, if I stood by:
+ As all the world is cheered by the sun,
+ So I by that; it is my day, my life.
+
+LADY ANNE Black night o'ershade thy day, and death thy life!
+
+GLOUCESTER Curse not thyself, fair creature thou art both.
+
+LADY ANNE I would I were, to be revenged on thee.
+
+GLOUCESTER It is a quarrel most unnatural,
+ To be revenged on him that loveth you.
+
+LADY ANNE It is a quarrel just and reasonable,
+ To be revenged on him that slew my husband.
+
+GLOUCESTER He that bereft thee, lady, of thy husband,
+ Did it to help thee to a better husband.
+
+LADY ANNE His better doth not breathe upon the earth.
+
+GLOUCESTER He lives that loves thee better than he could.
+
+LADY ANNE Name him.
+
+GLOUCESTER Plantagenet.
+
+LADY ANNE Why, that was he.
+
+GLOUCESTER The selfsame name, but one of better nature.
+
+LADY ANNE Where is he?
+
+GLOUCESTER Here.
+
+ [She spitteth at him]
+
+ Why dost thou spit at me?
+
+LADY ANNE Would it were mortal poison, for thy sake!
+
+GLOUCESTER Never came poison from so sweet a place.
+
+LADY ANNE Never hung poison on a fouler toad.
+ Out of my sight! thou dost infect my eyes.
+
+GLOUCESTER Thine eyes, sweet lady, have infected mine.
+
+LADY ANNE Would they were basilisks, to strike thee dead!
+
+GLOUCESTER I would they were, that I might die at once;
+ For now they kill me with a living death.
+ Those eyes of thine from mine have drawn salt tears,
+ Shamed their aspect with store of childish drops:
+ These eyes that never shed remorseful tear,
+ No, when my father York and Edward wept,
+ To hear the piteous moan that Rutland made
+ When black-faced Clifford shook his sword at him;
+ Nor when thy warlike father, like a child,
+ Told the sad story of my father's death,
+ And twenty times made pause to sob and weep,
+ That all the standers-by had wet their cheeks
+ Like trees bedash'd with rain: in that sad time
+ My manly eyes did scorn an humble tear;
+ And what these sorrows could not thence exhale,
+ Thy beauty hath, and made them blind with weeping.
+ I never sued to friend nor enemy;
+ My tongue could never learn sweet smoothing word;
+ But now thy beauty is proposed my fee,
+ My proud heart sues, and prompts my tongue to speak.
+
+ [She looks scornfully at him]
+
+ Teach not thy lips such scorn, for they were made
+ For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.
+ If thy revengeful heart cannot forgive,
+ Lo, here I lend thee this sharp-pointed sword;
+ Which if thou please to hide in this true bosom.
+ And let the soul forth that adoreth thee,
+ I lay it naked to the deadly stroke,
+ And humbly beg the death upon my knee.
+
+ [He lays his breast open: she offers at it with his sword]
+
+ Nay, do not pause; for I did kill King Henry,
+ But 'twas thy beauty that provoked me.
+ Nay, now dispatch; 'twas I that stabb'd young Edward,
+ But 'twas thy heavenly face that set me on.
+
+ [Here she lets fall the sword]
+
+ Take up the sword again, or take up me.
+
+LADY ANNE Arise, dissembler: though I wish thy death,
+ I will not be the executioner.
+
+GLOUCESTER Then bid me kill myself, and I will do it.
+
+LADY ANNE I have already.
+
+GLOUCESTER Tush, that was in thy rage:
+ Speak it again, and, even with the word,
+ That hand, which, for thy love, did kill thy love,
+ Shall, for thy love, kill a far truer love;
+ To both their deaths thou shalt be accessary.
+
+LADY ANNE I would I knew thy heart.
+
+GLOUCESTER 'Tis figured in my tongue.
+
+LADY ANNE I fear me both are false.
+
+GLOUCESTER Then never man was true.
+
+LADY ANNE Well, well, put up your sword.
+
+GLOUCESTER Say, then, my peace is made.
+
+LADY ANNE That shall you know hereafter.
+
+GLOUCESTER But shall I live in hope?
+
+LADY ANNE All men, I hope, live so.
+
+GLOUCESTER Vouchsafe to wear this ring.
+
+LADY ANNE To take is not to give.
+
+GLOUCESTER Look, how this ring encompasseth finger.
+ Even so thy breast encloseth my poor heart;
+ Wear both of them, for both of them are thine.
+ And if thy poor devoted suppliant may
+ But beg one favour at thy gracious hand,
+ Thou dost confirm his happiness for ever.
+
+LADY ANNE What is it?
+
+GLOUCESTER That it would please thee leave these sad designs
+ To him that hath more cause to be a mourner,
+ And presently repair to Crosby Place;
+ Where, after I have solemnly interr'd
+ At Chertsey monastery this noble king,
+ And wet his grave with my repentant tears,
+ I will with all expedient duty see you:
+ For divers unknown reasons. I beseech you,
+ Grant me this boon.
+
+LADY ANNE With all my heart; and much it joys me too,
+ To see you are become so penitent.
+ Tressel and Berkeley, go along with me.
+
+GLOUCESTER Bid me farewell.
+
+LADY ANNE 'Tis more than you deserve;
+ But since you teach me how to flatter you,
+ Imagine I have said farewell already.
+
+ [Exeunt LADY ANNE, TRESSEL, and BERKELEY]
+
+GLOUCESTER Sirs, take up the corse.
+
+GENTLEMEN Towards Chertsey, noble lord?
+
+GLOUCESTER No, to White-Friars; there attend my coining.
+
+ [Exeunt all but GLOUCESTER]
+
+ Was ever woman in this humour woo'd?
+ Was ever woman in this humour won?
+ I'll have her; but I will not keep her long.
+ What! I, that kill'd her husband and his father,
+ To take her in her heart's extremest hate,
+ With curses in her mouth, tears in her eyes,
+ The bleeding witness of her hatred by;
+ Having God, her conscience, and these bars
+ against me,
+ And I nothing to back my suit at all,
+ But the plain devil and dissembling looks,
+ And yet to win her, all the world to nothing!
+ Ha!
+ Hath she forgot already that brave prince,
+ Edward, her lord, whom I, some three months since,
+ Stabb'd in my angry mood at Tewksbury?
+ A sweeter and a lovelier gentleman,
+ Framed in the prodigality of nature,
+ Young, valiant, wise, and, no doubt, right royal,
+ The spacious world cannot again afford
+ And will she yet debase her eyes on me,
+ That cropp'd the golden prime of this sweet prince,
+ And made her widow to a woful bed?
+ On me, whose all not equals Edward's moiety?
+ On me, that halt and am unshapen thus?
+ My dukedom to a beggarly denier,
+ I do mistake my person all this while:
+ Upon my life, she finds, although I cannot,
+ Myself to be a marvellous proper man.
+ I'll be at charges for a looking-glass,
+ And entertain some score or two of tailors,
+ To study fashions to adorn my body:
+ Since I am crept in favour with myself,
+ Will maintain it with some little cost.
+ But first I'll turn yon fellow in his grave;
+ And then return lamenting to my love.
+ Shine out, fair sun, till I have bought a glass,
+ That I may see my shadow as I pass.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter QUEEN ELIZABETH, RIVERS, and GREY]
+
+RIVERS Have patience, madam: there's no doubt his majesty
+ Will soon recover his accustom'd health.
+
+GREY In that you brook it in, it makes him worse:
+ Therefore, for God's sake, entertain good comfort,
+ And cheer his grace with quick and merry words.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH If he were dead, what would betide of me?
+
+RIVERS No other harm but loss of such a lord.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH The loss of such a lord includes all harm.
+
+GREY The heavens have bless'd you with a goodly son,
+ To be your comforter when he is gone.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Oh, he is young and his minority
+ Is put unto the trust of Richard Gloucester,
+ A man that loves not me, nor none of you.
+
+RIVERS Is it concluded that he shall be protector?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH It is determined, not concluded yet:
+ But so it must be, if the king miscarry.
+
+ [Enter BUCKINGHAM and DERBY]
+
+GREY Here come the lords of Buckingham and Derby.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Good time of day unto your royal grace!
+
+DERBY God make your majesty joyful as you have been!
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH The Countess Richmond, good my Lord of Derby.
+ To your good prayers will scarcely say amen.
+ Yet, Derby, notwithstanding she's your wife,
+ And loves not me, be you, good lord, assured
+ I hate not you for her proud arrogance.
+
+DERBY I do beseech you, either not believe
+ The envious slanders of her false accusers;
+ Or, if she be accused in true report,
+ Bear with her weakness, which, I think proceeds
+ From wayward sickness, and no grounded malice.
+
+RIVERS Saw you the king to-day, my Lord of Derby?
+
+DERBY But now the Duke of Buckingham and I
+ Are come from visiting his majesty.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH What likelihood of his amendment, lords?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Madam, good hope; his grace speaks cheerfully.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH God grant him health! Did you confer with him?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Madam, we did: he desires to make atonement
+ Betwixt the Duke of Gloucester and your brothers,
+ And betwixt them and my lord chamberlain;
+ And sent to warn them to his royal presence.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Would all were well! but that will never be
+ I fear our happiness is at the highest.
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, HASTINGS, and DORSET]
+
+GLOUCESTER They do me wrong, and I will not endure it:
+ Who are they that complain unto the king,
+ That I, forsooth, am stern, and love them not?
+ By holy Paul, they love his grace but lightly
+ That fill his ears with such dissentious rumours.
+ Because I cannot flatter and speak fair,
+ Smile in men's faces, smooth, deceive and cog,
+ Duck with French nods and apish courtesy,
+ I must be held a rancorous enemy.
+ Cannot a plain man live and think no harm,
+ But thus his simple truth must be abused
+ By silken, sly, insinuating Jacks?
+
+RIVERS To whom in all this presence speaks your grace?
+
+GLOUCESTER To thee, that hast nor honesty nor grace.
+ When have I injured thee? when done thee wrong?
+ Or thee? or thee? or any of your faction?
+ A plague upon you all! His royal person,--
+ Whom God preserve better than you would wish!--
+ Cannot be quiet scarce a breathing-while,
+ But you must trouble him with lewd complaints.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Brother of Gloucester, you mistake the matter.
+ The king, of his own royal disposition,
+ And not provoked by any suitor else;
+ Aiming, belike, at your interior hatred,
+ Which in your outward actions shows itself
+ Against my kindred, brothers, and myself,
+ Makes him to send; that thereby he may gather
+ The ground of your ill-will, and so remove it.
+
+GLOUCESTER I cannot tell: the world is grown so bad,
+ That wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch:
+ Since every Jack became a gentleman
+ There's many a gentle person made a Jack.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Come, come, we know your meaning, brother
+ Gloucester;
+ You envy my advancement and my friends':
+ God grant we never may have need of you!
+
+GLOUCESTER Meantime, God grants that we have need of you:
+ Your brother is imprison'd by your means,
+ Myself disgraced, and the nobility
+ Held in contempt; whilst many fair promotions
+ Are daily given to ennoble those
+ That scarce, some two days since, were worth a noble.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH By Him that raised me to this careful height
+ From that contented hap which I enjoy'd,
+ I never did incense his majesty
+ Against the Duke of Clarence, but have been
+ An earnest advocate to plead for him.
+ My lord, you do me shameful injury,
+ Falsely to draw me in these vile suspects.
+
+GLOUCESTER You may deny that you were not the cause
+ Of my Lord Hastings' late imprisonment.
+
+RIVERS She may, my lord, for--
+
+GLOUCESTER She may, Lord Rivers! why, who knows not so?
+ She may do more, sir, than denying that:
+ She may help you to many fair preferments,
+ And then deny her aiding hand therein,
+ And lay those honours on your high deserts.
+ What may she not? She may, yea, marry, may she--
+
+RIVERS What, marry, may she?
+
+GLOUCESTER What, marry, may she! marry with a king,
+ A bachelor, a handsome stripling too:
+ I wis your grandam had a worser match.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH My Lord of Gloucester, I have too long borne
+ Your blunt upbraidings and your bitter scoffs:
+ By heaven, I will acquaint his majesty
+ With those gross taunts I often have endured.
+ I had rather be a country servant-maid
+ Than a great queen, with this condition,
+ To be thus taunted, scorn'd, and baited at:
+
+ [Enter QUEEN MARGARET, behind]
+
+ Small joy have I in being England's queen.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET And lessen'd be that small, God, I beseech thee!
+ Thy honour, state and seat is due to me.
+
+GLOUCESTER What! threat you me with telling of the king?
+ Tell him, and spare not: look, what I have said
+ I will avouch in presence of the king:
+ I dare adventure to be sent to the Tower.
+ 'Tis time to speak; my pains are quite forgot.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Out, devil! I remember them too well:
+ Thou slewest my husband Henry in the Tower,
+ And Edward, my poor son, at Tewksbury.
+
+GLOUCESTER Ere you were queen, yea, or your husband king,
+ I was a pack-horse in his great affairs;
+ A weeder-out of his proud adversaries,
+ A liberal rewarder of his friends:
+ To royalize his blood I spilt mine own.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Yea, and much better blood than his or thine.
+
+GLOUCESTER In all which time you and your husband Grey
+ Were factious for the house of Lancaster;
+ And, Rivers, so were you. Was not your husband
+ In Margaret's battle at Saint Alban's slain?
+ Let me put in your minds, if you forget,
+ What you have been ere now, and what you are;
+ Withal, what I have been, and what I am.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET A murderous villain, and so still thou art.
+
+GLOUCESTER Poor Clarence did forsake his father, Warwick;
+ Yea, and forswore himself,--which Jesu pardon!--
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Which God revenge!
+
+GLOUCESTER To fight on Edward's party for the crown;
+ And for his meed, poor lord, he is mew'd up.
+ I would to God my heart were flint, like Edward's;
+ Or Edward's soft and pitiful, like mine
+ I am too childish-foolish for this world.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Hie thee to hell for shame, and leave the world,
+ Thou cacodemon! there thy kingdom is.
+
+RIVERS My Lord of Gloucester, in those busy days
+ Which here you urge to prove us enemies,
+ We follow'd then our lord, our lawful king:
+ So should we you, if you should be our king.
+
+GLOUCESTER If I should be! I had rather be a pedlar:
+ Far be it from my heart, the thought of it!
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH As little joy, my lord, as you suppose
+ You should enjoy, were you this country's king,
+ As little joy may you suppose in me.
+ That I enjoy, being the queen thereof.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET A little joy enjoys the queen thereof;
+ For I am she, and altogether joyless.
+ I can no longer hold me patient.
+
+ [Advancing]
+
+ Hear me, you wrangling pirates, that fall out
+ In sharing that which you have pill'd from me!
+ Which of you trembles not that looks on me?
+ If not, that, I being queen, you bow like subjects,
+ Yet that, by you deposed, you quake like rebels?
+ O gentle villain, do not turn away!
+
+GLOUCESTER Foul wrinkled witch, what makest thou in my sight?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET But repetition of what thou hast marr'd;
+ That will I make before I let thee go.
+
+GLOUCESTER Wert thou not banished on pain of death?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET I was; but I do find more pain in banishment
+ Than death can yield me here by my abode.
+ A husband and a son thou owest to me;
+ And thou a kingdom; all of you allegiance:
+ The sorrow that I have, by right is yours,
+ And all the pleasures you usurp are mine.
+
+GLOUCESTER The curse my noble father laid on thee,
+ When thou didst crown his warlike brows with paper
+ And with thy scorns drew'st rivers from his eyes,
+ And then, to dry them, gavest the duke a clout
+ Steep'd in the faultless blood of pretty Rutland--
+ His curses, then from bitterness of soul
+ Denounced against thee, are all fall'n upon thee;
+ And God, not we, hath plagued thy bloody deed.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH So just is God, to right the innocent.
+
+HASTINGS O, 'twas the foulest deed to slay that babe,
+ And the most merciless that e'er was heard of!
+
+RIVERS Tyrants themselves wept when it was reported.
+
+DORSET No man but prophesied revenge for it.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Northumberland, then present, wept to see it.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET What were you snarling all before I came,
+ Ready to catch each other by the throat,
+ And turn you all your hatred now on me?
+ Did York's dread curse prevail so much with heaven?
+ That Henry's death, my lovely Edward's death,
+ Their kingdom's loss, my woful banishment,
+ Could all but answer for that peevish brat?
+ Can curses pierce the clouds and enter heaven?
+ Why, then, give way, dull clouds, to my quick curses!
+ If not by war, by surfeit die your king,
+ As ours by murder, to make him a king!
+ Edward thy son, which now is Prince of Wales,
+ For Edward my son, which was Prince of Wales,
+ Die in his youth by like untimely violence!
+ Thyself a queen, for me that was a queen,
+ Outlive thy glory, like my wretched self!
+ Long mayst thou live to wail thy children's loss;
+ And see another, as I see thee now,
+ Deck'd in thy rights, as thou art stall'd in mine!
+ Long die thy happy days before thy death;
+ And, after many lengthen'd hours of grief,
+ Die neither mother, wife, nor England's queen!
+ Rivers and Dorset, you were standers by,
+ And so wast thou, Lord Hastings, when my son
+ Was stabb'd with bloody daggers: God, I pray him,
+ That none of you may live your natural age,
+ But by some unlook'd accident cut off!
+
+GLOUCESTER Have done thy charm, thou hateful wither'd hag!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET And leave out thee? stay, dog, for thou shalt hear me.
+ If heaven have any grievous plague in store
+ Exceeding those that I can wish upon thee,
+ O, let them keep it till thy sins be ripe,
+ And then hurl down their indignation
+ On thee, the troubler of the poor world's peace!
+ The worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul!
+ Thy friends suspect for traitors while thou livest,
+ And take deep traitors for thy dearest friends!
+ No sleep close up that deadly eye of thine,
+ Unless it be whilst some tormenting dream
+ Affrights thee with a hell of ugly devils!
+ Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog!
+ Thou that wast seal'd in thy nativity
+ The slave of nature and the son of hell!
+ Thou slander of thy mother's heavy womb!
+ Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins!
+ Thou rag of honour! thou detested--
+
+GLOUCESTER Margaret.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Richard!
+
+GLOUCESTER Ha!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET I call thee not.
+
+GLOUCESTER I cry thee mercy then, for I had thought
+ That thou hadst call'd me all these bitter names.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Why, so I did; but look'd for no reply.
+ O, let me make the period to my curse!
+
+GLOUCESTER 'Tis done by me, and ends in 'Margaret.'
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Thus have you breathed your curse against yourself.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Poor painted queen, vain flourish of my fortune!
+ Why strew'st thou sugar on that bottled spider,
+ Whose deadly web ensnareth thee about?
+ Fool, fool! thou whet'st a knife to kill thyself.
+ The time will come when thou shalt wish for me
+ To help thee curse that poisonous bunchback'd toad.
+
+HASTINGS False-boding woman, end thy frantic curse,
+ Lest to thy harm thou move our patience.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Foul shame upon you! you have all moved mine.
+
+RIVERS Were you well served, you would be taught your duty.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET To serve me well, you all should do me duty,
+ Teach me to be your queen, and you my subjects:
+ O, serve me well, and teach yourselves that duty!
+
+DORSET Dispute not with her; she is lunatic.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Peace, master marquess, you are malapert:
+ Your fire-new stamp of honour is scarce current.
+ O, that your young nobility could judge
+ What 'twere to lose it, and be miserable!
+ They that stand high have many blasts to shake them;
+ And if they fall, they dash themselves to pieces.
+
+GLOUCESTER Good counsel, marry: learn it, learn it, marquess.
+
+DORSET It toucheth you, my lord, as much as me.
+
+GLOUCESTER Yea, and much more: but I was born so high,
+ Our aery buildeth in the cedar's top,
+ And dallies with the wind and scorns the sun.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET And turns the sun to shade; alas! alas!
+ Witness my son, now in the shade of death;
+ Whose bright out-shining beams thy cloudy wrath
+ Hath in eternal darkness folded up.
+ Your aery buildeth in our aery's nest.
+ O God, that seest it, do not suffer it!
+ As it was won with blood, lost be it so!
+
+BUCKINGHAM Have done! for shame, if not for charity.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Urge neither charity nor shame to me:
+ Uncharitably with me have you dealt,
+ And shamefully by you my hopes are butcher'd.
+ My charity is outrage, life my shame
+ And in that shame still live my sorrow's rage.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Have done, have done.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET O princely Buckingham I'll kiss thy hand,
+ In sign of league and amity with thee:
+ Now fair befal thee and thy noble house!
+ Thy garments are not spotted with our blood,
+ Nor thou within the compass of my curse.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Nor no one here; for curses never pass
+ The lips of those that breathe them in the air.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET I'll not believe but they ascend the sky,
+ And there awake God's gentle-sleeping peace.
+ O Buckingham, take heed of yonder dog!
+ Look, when he fawns, he bites; and when he bites,
+ His venom tooth will rankle to the death:
+ Have not to do with him, beware of him;
+ Sin, death, and hell have set their marks on him,
+ And all their ministers attend on him.
+
+GLOUCESTER What doth she say, my Lord of Buckingham?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Nothing that I respect, my gracious lord.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET What, dost thou scorn me for my gentle counsel?
+ And soothe the devil that I warn thee from?
+ O, but remember this another day,
+ When he shall split thy very heart with sorrow,
+ And say poor Margaret was a prophetess!
+ Live each of you the subjects to his hate,
+ And he to yours, and all of you to God's!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HASTINGS My hair doth stand on end to hear her curses.
+
+RIVERS And so doth mine: I muse why she's at liberty.
+
+GLOUCESTER I cannot blame her: by God's holy mother,
+ She hath had too much wrong; and I repent
+ My part thereof that I have done to her.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH I never did her any, to my knowledge.
+
+GLOUCESTER But you have all the vantage of her wrong.
+ I was too hot to do somebody good,
+ That is too cold in thinking of it now.
+ Marry, as for Clarence, he is well repaid,
+ He is frank'd up to fatting for his pains
+ God pardon them that are the cause of it!
+
+RIVERS A virtuous and a Christian-like conclusion,
+ To pray for them that have done scathe to us.
+
+GLOUCESTER So do I ever:
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ being well-advised.
+ For had I cursed now, I had cursed myself.
+
+ [Enter CATESBY]
+
+CATESBY Madam, his majesty doth call for you,
+ And for your grace; and you, my noble lords.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Catesby, we come. Lords, will you go with us?
+
+RIVERS Madam, we will attend your grace.
+
+ [Exeunt all but GLOUCESTER]
+
+GLOUCESTER I do the wrong, and first begin to brawl.
+ The secret mischiefs that I set abroach
+ I lay unto the grievous charge of others.
+ Clarence, whom I, indeed, have laid in darkness,
+ I do beweep to many simple gulls
+ Namely, to Hastings, Derby, Buckingham;
+ And say it is the queen and her allies
+ That stir the king against the duke my brother.
+ Now, they believe it; and withal whet me
+ To be revenged on Rivers, Vaughan, Grey:
+ But then I sigh; and, with a piece of scripture,
+ Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
+ And thus I clothe my naked villany
+ With old odd ends stolen out of holy writ;
+ And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
+
+ [Enter two Murderers]
+
+ But, soft! here come my executioners.
+ How now, my hardy, stout resolved mates!
+ Are you now going to dispatch this deed?
+
+First Murderer We are, my lord; and come to have the warrant
+ That we may be admitted where he is.
+
+GLOUCESTER Well thought upon; I have it here about me.
+
+ [Gives the warrant]
+
+ When you have done, repair to Crosby Place.
+ But, sirs, be sudden in the execution,
+ Withal obdurate, do not hear him plead;
+ For Clarence is well-spoken, and perhaps
+ May move your hearts to pity if you mark him.
+
+First Murderer Tush!
+ Fear not, my lord, we will not stand to prate;
+ Talkers are no good doers: be assured
+ We come to use our hands and not our tongues.
+
+GLOUCESTER Your eyes drop millstones, when fools' eyes drop tears:
+ I like you, lads; about your business straight;
+ Go, go, dispatch.
+
+First Murderer We will, my noble lord.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV London. The Tower.
+
+
+ [Enter CLARENCE and BRAKENBURY]
+
+BRAKENBURY Why looks your grace so heavily today?
+
+CLARENCE O, I have pass'd a miserable night,
+ So full of ugly sights, of ghastly dreams,
+ That, as I am a Christian faithful man,
+ I would not spend another such a night,
+ Though 'twere to buy a world of happy days,
+ So full of dismal terror was the time!
+
+BRAKENBURY What was your dream? I long to hear you tell it.
+
+CLARENCE Methoughts that I had broken from the Tower,
+ And was embark'd to cross to Burgundy;
+ And, in my company, my brother Gloucester;
+ Who from my cabin tempted me to walk
+ Upon the hatches: thence we looked toward England,
+ And cited up a thousand fearful times,
+ During the wars of York and Lancaster
+ That had befall'n us. As we paced along
+ Upon the giddy footing of the hatches,
+ Methought that Gloucester stumbled; and, in falling,
+ Struck me, that thought to stay him, overboard,
+ Into the tumbling billows of the main.
+ Lord, Lord! methought, what pain it was to drown!
+ What dreadful noise of waters in mine ears!
+ What ugly sights of death within mine eyes!
+ Methought I saw a thousand fearful wrecks;
+ Ten thousand men that fishes gnaw'd upon;
+ Wedges of gold, great anchors, heaps of pearl,
+ Inestimable stones, unvalued jewels,
+ All scatter'd in the bottom of the sea:
+ Some lay in dead men's skulls; and, in those holes
+ Where eyes did once inhabit, there were crept,
+ As 'twere in scorn of eyes, reflecting gems,
+ Which woo'd the slimy bottom of the deep,
+ And mock'd the dead bones that lay scatter'd by.
+
+BRAKENBURY Had you such leisure in the time of death
+ To gaze upon the secrets of the deep?
+
+CLARENCE Methought I had; and often did I strive
+ To yield the ghost: but still the envious flood
+ Kept in my soul, and would not let it forth
+ To seek the empty, vast and wandering air;
+ But smother'd it within my panting bulk,
+ Which almost burst to belch it in the sea.
+
+BRAKENBURY Awaked you not with this sore agony?
+
+CLARENCE O, no, my dream was lengthen'd after life;
+ O, then began the tempest to my soul,
+ Who pass'd, methought, the melancholy flood,
+ With that grim ferryman which poets write of,
+ Unto the kingdom of perpetual night.
+ The first that there did greet my stranger soul,
+ Was my great father-in-law, renowned Warwick;
+ Who cried aloud, 'What scourge for perjury
+ Can this dark monarchy afford false Clarence?'
+ And so he vanish'd: then came wandering by
+ A shadow like an angel, with bright hair
+ Dabbled in blood; and he squeak'd out aloud,
+ 'Clarence is come; false, fleeting, perjured Clarence,
+ That stabb'd me in the field by Tewksbury;
+ Seize on him, Furies, take him to your torments!'
+ With that, methoughts, a legion of foul fiends
+ Environ'd me about, and howled in mine ears
+ Such hideous cries, that with the very noise
+ I trembling waked, and for a season after
+ Could not believe but that I was in hell,
+ Such terrible impression made the dream.
+
+BRAKENBURY No marvel, my lord, though it affrighted you;
+ I promise, I am afraid to hear you tell it.
+
+CLARENCE O Brakenbury, I have done those things,
+ Which now bear evidence against my soul,
+ For Edward's sake; and see how he requites me!
+ O God! if my deep prayers cannot appease thee,
+ But thou wilt be avenged on my misdeeds,
+ Yet execute thy wrath in me alone,
+ O, spare my guiltless wife and my poor children!
+ I pray thee, gentle keeper, stay by me;
+ My soul is heavy, and I fain would sleep.
+
+BRAKENBURY I will, my lord: God give your grace good rest!
+
+ [CLARENCE sleeps]
+
+ Sorrow breaks seasons and reposing hours,
+ Makes the night morning, and the noon-tide night.
+ Princes have but their tides for their glories,
+ An outward honour for an inward toil;
+ And, for unfelt imagination,
+ They often feel a world of restless cares:
+ So that, betwixt their tides and low names,
+ There's nothing differs but the outward fame.
+
+ [Enter the two Murderers]
+
+First Murderer Ho! who's here?
+
+BRAKENBURY In God's name what are you, and how came you hither?
+
+First Murderer I would speak with Clarence, and I came hither on my legs.
+
+BRAKENBURY Yea, are you so brief?
+
+Second Murderer O sir, it is better to be brief than tedious. Show
+ him our commission; talk no more.
+
+ [BRAKENBURY reads it]
+
+BRAKENBURY I am, in this, commanded to deliver
+ The noble Duke of Clarence to your hands:
+ I will not reason what is meant hereby,
+ Because I will be guiltless of the meaning.
+ Here are the keys, there sits the duke asleep:
+ I'll to the king; and signify to him
+ That thus I have resign'd my charge to you.
+
+First Murderer Do so, it is a point of wisdom: fare you well.
+
+ [Exit BRAKENBURY]
+
+Second Murderer What, shall we stab him as he sleeps?
+
+First Murderer No; then he will say 'twas done cowardly, when he wakes.
+
+Second Murderer When he wakes! why, fool, he shall never wake till
+ the judgment-day.
+
+First Murderer Why, then he will say we stabbed him sleeping.
+
+Second Murderer The urging of that word 'judgment' hath bred a kind
+ of remorse in me.
+
+First Murderer What, art thou afraid?
+
+Second Murderer Not to kill him, having a warrant for it; but to be
+ damned for killing him, from which no warrant can defend us.
+
+First Murderer I thought thou hadst been resolute.
+
+Second Murderer So I am, to let him live.
+
+First Murderer Back to the Duke of Gloucester, tell him so.
+
+Second Murderer I pray thee, stay a while: I hope my holy humour
+ will change; 'twas wont to hold me but while one
+ would tell twenty.
+
+First Murderer How dost thou feel thyself now?
+
+Second Murderer 'Faith, some certain dregs of conscience are yet
+ within me.
+
+First Murderer Remember our reward, when the deed is done.
+
+Second Murderer 'Zounds, he dies: I had forgot the reward.
+
+First Murderer Where is thy conscience now?
+
+Second Murderer In the Duke of Gloucester's purse.
+
+First Murderer So when he opens his purse to give us our reward,
+ thy conscience flies out.
+
+Second Murderer Let it go; there's few or none will entertain it.
+
+First Murderer How if it come to thee again?
+
+Second Murderer I'll not meddle with it: it is a dangerous thing: it
+ makes a man a coward: a man cannot steal, but it
+ accuseth him; he cannot swear, but it cheques him;
+ he cannot lie with his neighbour's wife, but it
+ detects him: 'tis a blushing shamefast spirit that
+ mutinies in a man's bosom; it fills one full of
+ obstacles: it made me once restore a purse of gold
+ that I found; it beggars any man that keeps it: it
+ is turned out of all towns and cities for a
+ dangerous thing; and every man that means to live
+ well endeavours to trust to himself and to live
+ without it.
+
+First Murderer 'Zounds, it is even now at my elbow, persuading me
+ not to kill the duke.
+
+Second Murderer Take the devil in thy mind, and relieve him not: he
+ would insinuate with thee but to make thee sigh.
+
+First Murderer Tut, I am strong-framed, he cannot prevail with me,
+ I warrant thee.
+
+Second Murderer Spoke like a tail fellow that respects his
+ reputation. Come, shall we to this gear?
+
+First Murderer Take him over the costard with the hilts of thy
+ sword, and then we will chop him in the malmsey-butt
+ in the next room.
+
+Second Murderer O excellent devise! make a sop of him.
+
+First Murderer Hark! he stirs: shall I strike?
+
+Second Murderer No, first let's reason with him.
+
+CLARENCE Where art thou, keeper? give me a cup of wine.
+
+Second murderer You shall have wine enough, my lord, anon.
+
+CLARENCE In God's name, what art thou?
+
+Second Murderer A man, as you are.
+
+CLARENCE But not, as I am, royal.
+
+Second Murderer Nor you, as we are, loyal.
+
+CLARENCE Thy voice is thunder, but thy looks are humble.
+
+Second Murderer My voice is now the king's, my looks mine own.
+
+CLARENCE How darkly and how deadly dost thou speak!
+ Your eyes do menace me: why look you pale?
+ Who sent you hither? Wherefore do you come?
+
+Both To, to, to--
+
+CLARENCE To murder me?
+
+Both Ay, ay.
+
+CLARENCE You scarcely have the hearts to tell me so,
+ And therefore cannot have the hearts to do it.
+ Wherein, my friends, have I offended you?
+
+First Murderer Offended us you have not, but the king.
+
+CLARENCE I shall be reconciled to him again.
+
+Second Murderer Never, my lord; therefore prepare to die.
+
+CLARENCE Are you call'd forth from out a world of men
+ To slay the innocent? What is my offence?
+ Where are the evidence that do accuse me?
+ What lawful quest have given their verdict up
+ Unto the frowning judge? or who pronounced
+ The bitter sentence of poor Clarence' death?
+ Before I be convict by course of law,
+ To threaten me with death is most unlawful.
+ I charge you, as you hope to have redemption
+ By Christ's dear blood shed for our grievous sins,
+ That you depart and lay no hands on me
+ The deed you undertake is damnable.
+
+First Murderer What we will do, we do upon command.
+
+Second Murderer And he that hath commanded is the king.
+
+CLARENCE Erroneous vassal! the great King of kings
+ Hath in the tables of his law commanded
+ That thou shalt do no murder: and wilt thou, then,
+ Spurn at his edict and fulfil a man's?
+ Take heed; for he holds vengeance in his hands,
+ To hurl upon their heads that break his law.
+
+Second Murderer And that same vengeance doth he hurl on thee,
+ For false forswearing and for murder too:
+ Thou didst receive the holy sacrament,
+ To fight in quarrel of the house of Lancaster.
+
+First Murderer And, like a traitor to the name of God,
+ Didst break that vow; and with thy treacherous blade
+ Unrip'dst the bowels of thy sovereign's son.
+
+Second Murderer Whom thou wert sworn to cherish and defend.
+
+First Murderer How canst thou urge God's dreadful law to us,
+ When thou hast broke it in so dear degree?
+
+CLARENCE Alas! for whose sake did I that ill deed?
+ For Edward, for my brother, for his sake: Why, sirs,
+ He sends ye not to murder me for this
+ For in this sin he is as deep as I.
+ If God will be revenged for this deed.
+ O, know you yet, he doth it publicly,
+ Take not the quarrel from his powerful arm;
+ He needs no indirect nor lawless course
+ To cut off those that have offended him.
+
+First Murderer Who made thee, then, a bloody minister,
+ When gallant-springing brave Plantagenet,
+ That princely novice, was struck dead by thee?
+
+CLARENCE My brother's love, the devil, and my rage.
+
+First Murderer Thy brother's love, our duty, and thy fault,
+ Provoke us hither now to slaughter thee.
+
+CLARENCE Oh, if you love my brother, hate not me;
+ I am his brother, and I love him well.
+ If you be hired for meed, go back again,
+ And I will send you to my brother Gloucester,
+ Who shall reward you better for my life
+ Than Edward will for tidings of my death.
+
+Second Murderer You are deceived, your brother Gloucester hates you.
+
+CLARENCE O, no, he loves me, and he holds me dear:
+ Go you to him from me.
+
+Both Ay, so we will.
+
+CLARENCE Tell him, when that our princely father York
+ Bless'd his three sons with his victorious arm,
+ And charged us from his soul to love each other,
+ He little thought of this divided friendship:
+ Bid Gloucester think of this, and he will weep.
+
+First Murderer Ay, millstones; as be lesson'd us to weep.
+
+CLARENCE O, do not slander him, for he is kind.
+
+First Murderer Right,
+ As snow in harvest. Thou deceivest thyself:
+ 'Tis he that sent us hither now to slaughter thee.
+
+CLARENCE It cannot be; for when I parted with him,
+ He hugg'd me in his arms, and swore, with sobs,
+ That he would labour my delivery.
+
+Second Murderer Why, so he doth, now he delivers thee
+ From this world's thraldom to the joys of heaven.
+
+First Murderer Make peace with God, for you must die, my lord.
+
+CLARENCE Hast thou that holy feeling in thy soul,
+ To counsel me to make my peace with God,
+ And art thou yet to thy own soul so blind,
+ That thou wilt war with God by murdering me?
+ Ah, sirs, consider, he that set you on
+ To do this deed will hate you for the deed.
+
+Second Murderer What shall we do?
+
+CLARENCE Relent, and save your souls.
+
+First Murderer Relent! 'tis cowardly and womanish.
+
+CLARENCE Not to relent is beastly, savage, devilish.
+ Which of you, if you were a prince's son,
+ Being pent from liberty, as I am now,
+ if two such murderers as yourselves came to you,
+ Would not entreat for life?
+ My friend, I spy some pity in thy looks:
+ O, if thine eye be not a flatterer,
+ Come thou on my side, and entreat for me,
+ As you would beg, were you in my distress
+ A begging prince what beggar pities not?
+
+Second Murderer Look behind you, my lord.
+
+First Murderer Take that, and that: if all this will not do,
+
+ [Stabs him]
+
+ I'll drown you in the malmsey-butt within.
+
+ [Exit, with the body]
+
+Second Murderer A bloody deed, and desperately dispatch'd!
+ How fain, like Pilate, would I wash my hands
+ Of this most grievous guilty murder done!
+
+ [Re-enter First Murderer]
+
+First Murderer How now! what mean'st thou, that thou help'st me not?
+ By heavens, the duke shall know how slack thou art!
+
+Second Murderer I would he knew that I had saved his brother!
+ Take thou the fee, and tell him what I say;
+ For I repent me that the duke is slain.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+First Murderer So do not I: go, coward as thou art.
+ Now must I hide his body in some hole,
+ Until the duke take order for his burial:
+ And when I have my meed, I must away;
+ For this will out, and here I must not stay.
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter KING EDWARD IV sick, QUEEN
+ ELIZABETH, DORSET, RIVERS, HASTINGS, BUCKINGHAM,
+ GREY, and others]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Why, so: now have I done a good day's work:
+ You peers, continue this united league:
+ I every day expect an embassage
+ From my Redeemer to redeem me hence;
+ And now in peace my soul shall part to heaven,
+ Since I have set my friends at peace on earth.
+ Rivers and Hastings, take each other's hand;
+ Dissemble not your hatred, swear your love.
+
+RIVERS By heaven, my heart is purged from grudging hate:
+ And with my hand I seal my true heart's love.
+
+HASTINGS So thrive I, as I truly swear the like!
+
+KING EDWARD IV Take heed you dally not before your king;
+ Lest he that is the supreme King of kings
+ Confound your hidden falsehood, and award
+ Either of you to be the other's end.
+
+HASTINGS So prosper I, as I swear perfect love!
+
+RIVERS And I, as I love Hastings with my heart!
+
+KING EDWARD IV Madam, yourself are not exempt in this,
+ Nor your son Dorset, Buckingham, nor you;
+ You have been factious one against the other,
+ Wife, love Lord Hastings, let him kiss your hand;
+ And what you do, do it unfeignedly.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Here, Hastings; I will never more remember
+ Our former hatred, so thrive I and mine!
+
+KING EDWARD IV Dorset, embrace him; Hastings, love lord marquess.
+
+DORSET This interchange of love, I here protest,
+ Upon my part shall be unviolable.
+
+HASTINGS And so swear I, my lord
+
+ [They embrace]
+
+KING EDWARD IV Now, princely Buckingham, seal thou this league
+ With thy embracements to my wife's allies,
+ And make me happy in your unity.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Whenever Buckingham doth turn his hate
+ On you or yours,
+
+ [To the Queen]
+
+ but with all duteous love
+ Doth cherish you and yours, God punish me
+ With hate in those where I expect most love!
+ When I have most need to employ a friend,
+ And most assured that he is a friend
+ Deep, hollow, treacherous, and full of guile,
+ Be he unto me! this do I beg of God,
+ When I am cold in zeal to yours.
+
+KING EDWARD IV A pleasing cordial, princely Buckingham,
+ is this thy vow unto my sickly heart.
+ There wanteth now our brother Gloucester here,
+ To make the perfect period of this peace.
+
+BUCKINGHAM And, in good time, here comes the noble duke.
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER]
+
+GLOUCESTER Good morrow to my sovereign king and queen:
+ And, princely peers, a happy time of day!
+
+KING EDWARD IV Happy, indeed, as we have spent the day.
+ Brother, we done deeds of charity;
+ Made peace enmity, fair love of hate,
+ Between these swelling wrong-incensed peers.
+
+GLOUCESTER A blessed labour, my most sovereign liege:
+ Amongst this princely heap, if any here,
+ By false intelligence, or wrong surmise,
+ Hold me a foe;
+ If I unwittingly, or in my rage,
+ Have aught committed that is hardly borne
+ By any in this presence, I desire
+ To reconcile me to his friendly peace:
+ 'Tis death to me to be at enmity;
+ I hate it, and desire all good men's love.
+ First, madam, I entreat true peace of you,
+ Which I will purchase with my duteous service;
+ Of you, my noble cousin Buckingham,
+ If ever any grudge were lodged between us;
+ Of you, Lord Rivers, and, Lord Grey, of you;
+ That without desert have frown'd on me;
+ Dukes, earls, lords, gentlemen; indeed, of all.
+ I do not know that Englishman alive
+ With whom my soul is any jot at odds
+ More than the infant that is born to-night
+ I thank my God for my humility.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH A holy day shall this be kept hereafter:
+ I would to God all strifes were well compounded.
+ My sovereign liege, I do beseech your majesty
+ To take our brother Clarence to your grace.
+
+GLOUCESTER Why, madam, have I offer'd love for this
+ To be so bouted in this royal presence?
+ Who knows not that the noble duke is dead?
+
+ [They all start]
+
+ You do him injury to scorn his corse.
+
+RIVERS Who knows not he is dead! who knows he is?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH All seeing heaven, what a world is this!
+
+BUCKINGHAM Look I so pale, Lord Dorset, as the rest?
+
+DORSET Ay, my good lord; and no one in this presence
+ But his red colour hath forsook his cheeks.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Is Clarence dead? the order was reversed.
+
+GLOUCESTER But he, poor soul, by your first order died,
+ And that a winged Mercury did bear:
+ Some tardy cripple bore the countermand,
+ That came too lag to see him buried.
+ God grant that some, less noble and less loyal,
+ Nearer in bloody thoughts, but not in blood,
+ Deserve not worse than wretched Clarence did,
+ And yet go current from suspicion!
+
+ [Enter DERBY]
+
+DORSET A boon, my sovereign, for my service done!
+
+KING EDWARD IV I pray thee, peace: my soul is full of sorrow.
+
+DORSET I will not rise, unless your highness grant.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Then speak at once what is it thou demand'st.
+
+DORSET The forfeit, sovereign, of my servant's life;
+ Who slew to-day a righteous gentleman
+ Lately attendant on the Duke of Norfolk.
+
+KING EDWARD IV Have a tongue to doom my brother's death,
+ And shall the same give pardon to a slave?
+ My brother slew no man; his fault was thought,
+ And yet his punishment was cruel death.
+ Who sued to me for him? who, in my rage,
+ Kneel'd at my feet, and bade me be advised
+ Who spake of brotherhood? who spake of love?
+ Who told me how the poor soul did forsake
+ The mighty Warwick, and did fight for me?
+ Who told me, in the field by Tewksbury
+ When Oxford had me down, he rescued me,
+ And said, 'Dear brother, live, and be a king'?
+ Who told me, when we both lay in the field
+ Frozen almost to death, how he did lap me
+ Even in his own garments, and gave himself,
+ All thin and naked, to the numb cold night?
+ All this from my remembrance brutish wrath
+ Sinfully pluck'd, and not a man of you
+ Had so much grace to put it in my mind.
+ But when your carters or your waiting-vassals
+ Have done a drunken slaughter, and defaced
+ The precious image of our dear Redeemer,
+ You straight are on your knees for pardon, pardon;
+ And I unjustly too, must grant it you
+ But for my brother not a man would speak,
+ Nor I, ungracious, speak unto myself
+ For him, poor soul. The proudest of you all
+ Have been beholding to him in his life;
+ Yet none of you would once plead for his life.
+ O God, I fear thy justice will take hold
+ On me, and you, and mine, and yours for this!
+ Come, Hastings, help me to my closet.
+ Oh, poor Clarence!
+
+ [Exeunt some with KING EDWARD IV and QUEEN MARGARET]
+
+GLOUCESTER This is the fruit of rashness! Mark'd you not
+ How that the guilty kindred of the queen
+ Look'd pale when they did hear of Clarence' death?
+ O, they did urge it still unto the king!
+ God will revenge it. But come, let us in,
+ To comfort Edward with our company.
+
+BUCKINGHAM We wait upon your grace.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter the DUCHESS OF YORK, with the two children of CLARENCE]
+
+Boy Tell me, good grandam, is our father dead?
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK No, boy.
+
+Boy Why do you wring your hands, and beat your breast,
+ And cry 'O Clarence, my unhappy son!'
+
+Girl Why do you look on us, and shake your head,
+ And call us wretches, orphans, castaways
+ If that our noble father be alive?
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK My pretty cousins, you mistake me much;
+ I do lament the sickness of the king.
+ As loath to lose him, not your father's death;
+ It were lost sorrow to wail one that's lost.
+
+Boy Then, grandam, you conclude that he is dead.
+ The king my uncle is to blame for this:
+ God will revenge it; whom I will importune
+ With daily prayers all to that effect.
+
+Girl And so will I.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Peace, children, peace! the king doth love you well:
+ Incapable and shallow innocents,
+ You cannot guess who caused your father's death.
+
+Boy Grandam, we can; for my good uncle Gloucester
+ Told me, the king, provoked by the queen,
+ Devised impeachments to imprison him :
+ And when my uncle told me so, he wept,
+ And hugg'd me in his arm, and kindly kiss'd my cheek;
+ Bade me rely on him as on my father,
+ And he would love me dearly as his child.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Oh, that deceit should steal such gentle shapes,
+ And with a virtuous vizard hide foul guile!
+ He is my son; yea, and therein my shame;
+ Yet from my dugs he drew not this deceit.
+
+Boy Think you my uncle did dissemble, grandam?
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Ay, boy.
+
+Boy I cannot think it. Hark! what noise is this?
+
+ [Enter QUEEN ELIZABETH, with her hair about her
+ ears; RIVERS, and DORSET after her]
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Oh, who shall hinder me to wail and weep,
+ To chide my fortune, and torment myself?
+ I'll join with black despair against my soul,
+ And to myself become an enemy.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK What means this scene of rude impatience?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH To make an act of tragic violence:
+ Edward, my lord, your son, our king, is dead.
+ Why grow the branches now the root is wither'd?
+ Why wither not the leaves the sap being gone?
+ If you will live, lament; if die, be brief,
+ That our swift-winged souls may catch the king's;
+ Or, like obedient subjects, follow him
+ To his new kingdom of perpetual rest.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Ah, so much interest have I in thy sorrow
+ As I had title in thy noble husband!
+ I have bewept a worthy husband's death,
+ And lived by looking on his images:
+ But now two mirrors of his princely semblance
+ Are crack'd in pieces by malignant death,
+ And I for comfort have but one false glass,
+ Which grieves me when I see my shame in him.
+ Thou art a widow; yet thou art a mother,
+ And hast the comfort of thy children left thee:
+ But death hath snatch'd my husband from mine arms,
+ And pluck'd two crutches from my feeble limbs,
+ Edward and Clarence. O, what cause have I,
+ Thine being but a moiety of my grief,
+ To overgo thy plaints and drown thy cries!
+
+Boy Good aunt, you wept not for our father's death;
+ How can we aid you with our kindred tears?
+
+Girl Our fatherless distress was left unmoan'd;
+ Your widow-dolour likewise be unwept!
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Give me no help in lamentation;
+ I am not barren to bring forth complaints
+ All springs reduce their currents to mine eyes,
+ That I, being govern'd by the watery moon,
+ May send forth plenteous tears to drown the world!
+ Oh for my husband, for my dear lord Edward!
+
+Children Oh for our father, for our dear lord Clarence!
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Alas for both, both mine, Edward and Clarence!
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH What stay had I but Edward? and he's gone.
+
+Children What stay had we but Clarence? and he's gone.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK What stays had I but they? and they are gone.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Was never widow had so dear a loss!
+
+Children Were never orphans had so dear a loss!
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Was never mother had so dear a loss!
+ Alas, I am the mother of these moans!
+ Their woes are parcell'd, mine are general.
+ She for an Edward weeps, and so do I;
+ I for a Clarence weep, so doth not she:
+ These babes for Clarence weep and so do I;
+ I for an Edward weep, so do not they:
+ Alas, you three, on me, threefold distress'd,
+ Pour all your tears! I am your sorrow's nurse,
+ And I will pamper it with lamentations.
+
+DORSET Comfort, dear mother: God is much displeased
+ That you take with unthankfulness, his doing:
+ In common worldly things, 'tis call'd ungrateful,
+ With dull unwilligness to repay a debt
+ Which with a bounteous hand was kindly lent;
+ Much more to be thus opposite with heaven,
+ For it requires the royal debt it lent you.
+
+RIVERS Madam, bethink you, like a careful mother,
+ Of the young prince your son: send straight for him
+ Let him be crown'd; in him your comfort lives:
+ Drown desperate sorrow in dead Edward's grave,
+ And plant your joys in living Edward's throne.
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, BUCKINGHAM, DERBY, HASTINGS, and RATCLIFF]
+
+GLOUCESTER Madam, have comfort: all of us have cause
+ To wail the dimming of our shining star;
+ But none can cure their harms by wailing them.
+ Madam, my mother, I do cry you mercy;
+ I did not see your grace: humbly on my knee
+ I crave your blessing.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK God bless thee; and put meekness in thy mind,
+ Love, charity, obedience, and true duty!
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside] Amen; and make me die a good old man!
+ That is the butt-end of a mother's blessing:
+ I marvel why her grace did leave it out.
+
+BUCKINGHAM You cloudy princes and heart-sorrowing peers,
+ That bear this mutual heavy load of moan,
+ Now cheer each other in each other's love
+ Though we have spent our harvest of this king,
+ We are to reap the harvest of his son.
+ The broken rancour of your high-swoln hearts,
+ But lately splinter'd, knit, and join'd together,
+ Must gently be preserved, cherish'd, and kept:
+ Me seemeth good, that, with some little train,
+ Forthwith from Ludlow the young prince be fetch'd
+ Hither to London, to be crown'd our king.
+
+RIVERS Why with some little train, my Lord of Buckingham?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Marry, my lord, lest, by a multitude,
+ The new-heal'd wound of malice should break out,
+ Which would be so much the more dangerous
+ By how much the estate is green and yet ungovern'd:
+ Where every horse bears his commanding rein,
+ And may direct his course as please himself,
+ As well the fear of harm, as harm apparent,
+ In my opinion, ought to be prevented.
+
+GLOUCESTER I hope the king made peace with all of us
+ And the compact is firm and true in me.
+
+RIVERS And so in me; and so, I think, in all:
+ Yet, since it is but green, it should be put
+ To no apparent likelihood of breach,
+ Which haply by much company might be urged:
+ Therefore I say with noble Buckingham,
+ That it is meet so few should fetch the prince.
+
+HASTINGS And so say I.
+
+GLOUCESTER Then be it so; and go we to determine
+ Who they shall be that straight shall post to Ludlow.
+ Madam, and you, my mother, will you go
+ To give your censures in this weighty business?
+
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH |
+ | With all our harts.
+DUCHESS OF YORK |
+
+
+ [Exeunt all but BUCKINGHAM and GLOUCESTER]
+
+BUCKINGHAM My lord, whoever journeys to the Prince,
+ For God's sake, let not us two be behind;
+ For, by the way, I'll sort occasion,
+ As index to the story we late talk'd of,
+ To part the queen's proud kindred from the king.
+
+GLOUCESTER My other self, my counsel's consistory,
+ My oracle, my prophet! My dear cousin,
+ I, like a child, will go by thy direction.
+ Towards Ludlow then, for we'll not stay behind.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III London. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter two Citizens meeting]
+
+First Citizen Neighbour, well met: whither away so fast?
+
+Second Citizen I promise you, I scarcely know myself:
+ Hear you the news abroad?
+
+First Citizen Ay, that the king is dead.
+
+Second Citizen Bad news, by'r lady; seldom comes the better:
+ I fear, I fear 'twill prove a troublous world.
+
+ [Enter another Citizen]
+
+Third Citizen Neighbours, God speed!
+
+First Citizen Give you good morrow, sir.
+
+Third Citizen Doth this news hold of good King Edward's death?
+
+Second Citizen Ay, sir, it is too true; God help the while!
+
+Third Citizen Then, masters, look to see a troublous world.
+
+First Citizen No, no; by God's good grace his son shall reign.
+
+Third Citizen Woe to the land that's govern'd by a child!
+
+Second Citizen In him there is a hope of government,
+ That in his nonage council under him,
+ And in his full and ripen'd years himself,
+ No doubt, shall then and till then govern well.
+
+First Citizen So stood the state when Henry the Sixth
+ Was crown'd in Paris but at nine months old.
+
+Third Citizen Stood the state so? No, no, good friends, God wot;
+ For then this land was famously enrich'd
+ With politic grave counsel; then the king
+ Had virtuous uncles to protect his grace.
+
+First Citizen Why, so hath this, both by the father and mother.
+
+Third Citizen Better it were they all came by the father,
+ Or by the father there were none at all;
+ For emulation now, who shall be nearest,
+ Will touch us all too near, if God prevent not.
+ O, full of danger is the Duke of Gloucester!
+ And the queen's sons and brothers haught and proud:
+ And were they to be ruled, and not to rule,
+ This sickly land might solace as before.
+
+First Citizen Come, come, we fear the worst; all shall be well.
+
+Third Citizen When clouds appear, wise men put on their cloaks;
+ When great leaves fall, the winter is at hand;
+ When the sun sets, who doth not look for night?
+ Untimely storms make men expect a dearth.
+ All may be well; but, if God sort it so,
+ 'Tis more than we deserve, or I expect.
+
+Second Citizen Truly, the souls of men are full of dread:
+ Ye cannot reason almost with a man
+ That looks not heavily and full of fear.
+
+Third Citizen Before the times of change, still is it so:
+ By a divine instinct men's minds mistrust
+ Ensuing dangers; as by proof, we see
+ The waters swell before a boisterous storm.
+ But leave it all to God. whither away?
+
+Second Citizen Marry, we were sent for to the justices.
+
+Third Citizen And so was I: I'll bear you company.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF YORK, young YORK, QUEEN
+ ELIZABETH, and the DUCHESS OF YORK]
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Last night, I hear, they lay at Northampton;
+ At Stony-Stratford will they be to-night:
+ To-morrow, or next day, they will be here.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK I long with all my heart to see the prince:
+ I hope he is much grown since last I saw him.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH But I hear, no; they say my son of York
+ Hath almost overta'en him in his growth.
+
+YORK Ay, mother; but I would not have it so.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Why, my young cousin, it is good to grow.
+
+YORK Grandam, one night, as we did sit at supper,
+ My uncle Rivers talk'd how I did grow
+ More than my brother: 'Ay,' quoth my uncle
+ Gloucester,
+ 'Small herbs have grace, great weeds do grow apace:'
+ And since, methinks, I would not grow so fast,
+ Because sweet flowers are slow and weeds make haste.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Good faith, good faith, the saying did not hold
+ In him that did object the same to thee;
+ He was the wretched'st thing when he was young,
+ So long a-growing and so leisurely,
+ That, if this rule were true, he should be gracious.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Why, madam, so, no doubt, he is.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK I hope he is; but yet let mothers doubt.
+
+YORK Now, by my troth, if I had been remember'd,
+ I could have given my uncle's grace a flout,
+ To touch his growth nearer than he touch'd mine.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK How, my pretty York? I pray thee, let me hear it.
+
+YORK Marry, they say my uncle grew so fast
+ That he could gnaw a crust at two hours old
+ 'Twas full two years ere I could get a tooth.
+ Grandam, this would have been a biting jest.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK I pray thee, pretty York, who told thee this?
+
+YORK Grandam, his nurse.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK His nurse! why, she was dead ere thou wert born.
+
+YORK If 'twere not she, I cannot tell who told me.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH A parlous boy: go to, you are too shrewd.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Good madam, be not angry with the child.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Pitchers have ears.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK Here comes a messenger. What news?
+
+Messenger Such news, my lord, as grieves me to unfold.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH How fares the prince?
+
+Messenger Well, madam, and in health.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK What is thy news then?
+
+Messenger Lord Rivers and Lord Grey are sent to Pomfret,
+ With them Sir Thomas Vaughan, prisoners.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Who hath committed them?
+
+Messenger The mighty dukes
+ Gloucester and Buckingham.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH For what offence?
+
+Messenger The sum of all I can, I have disclosed;
+ Why or for what these nobles were committed
+ Is all unknown to me, my gracious lady.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Ay me, I see the downfall of our house!
+ The tiger now hath seized the gentle hind;
+ Insulting tyranny begins to jet
+ Upon the innocent and aweless throne:
+ Welcome, destruction, death, and massacre!
+ I see, as in a map, the end of all.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Accursed and unquiet wrangling days,
+ How many of you have mine eyes beheld!
+ My husband lost his life to get the crown;
+ And often up and down my sons were toss'd,
+ For me to joy and weep their gain and loss:
+ And being seated, and domestic broils
+ Clean over-blown, themselves, the conquerors.
+ Make war upon themselves; blood against blood,
+ Self against self: O, preposterous
+ And frantic outrage, end thy damned spleen;
+ Or let me die, to look on death no more!
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Come, come, my boy; we will to sanctuary.
+ Madam, farewell.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK I'll go along with you.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH You have no cause.
+
+ARCHBISHOP OF YORK My gracious lady, go;
+ And thither bear your treasure and your goods.
+ For my part, I'll resign unto your grace
+ The seal I keep: and so betide to me
+ As well I tender you and all of yours!
+ Come, I'll conduct you to the sanctuary.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I London. A street.
+
+
+ [The trumpets sound. Enter the young PRINCE EDWARD,
+ GLOUCESTER, BUCKINGHAM, CARDINAL, CATESBY, and others]
+
+BUCKINGHAM Welcome, sweet prince, to London, to your chamber.
+
+GLOUCESTER Welcome, dear cousin, my thoughts' sovereign
+ The weary way hath made you melancholy.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD No, uncle; but our crosses on the way
+ Have made it tedious, wearisome, and heavy
+ I want more uncles here to welcome me.
+
+GLOUCESTER Sweet prince, the untainted virtue of your years
+ Hath not yet dived into the world's deceit
+ Nor more can you distinguish of a man
+ Than of his outward show; which, God he knows,
+ Seldom or never jumpeth with the heart.
+ Those uncles which you want were dangerous;
+ Your grace attended to their sugar'd words,
+ But look'd not on the poison of their hearts :
+ God keep you from them, and from such false friends!
+
+PRINCE EDWARD God keep me from false friends! but they were none.
+
+GLOUCESTER My lord, the mayor of London comes to greet you.
+
+ [Enter the Lord Mayor and his train]
+
+Lord Mayor God bless your grace with health and happy days!
+
+PRINCE EDWARD I thank you, good my lord; and thank you all.
+ I thought my mother, and my brother York,
+ Would long ere this have met us on the way
+ Fie, what a slug is Hastings, that he comes not
+ To tell us whether they will come or no!
+
+ [Enter HASTINGS]
+
+BUCKINGHAM And, in good time, here comes the sweating lord.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Welcome, my lord: what, will our mother come?
+
+HASTINGS On what occasion, God he knows, not I,
+ The queen your mother, and your brother York,
+ Have taken sanctuary: the tender prince
+ Would fain have come with me to meet your grace,
+ But by his mother was perforce withheld.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Fie, what an indirect and peevish course
+ Is this of hers! Lord cardinal, will your grace
+ Persuade the queen to send the Duke of York
+ Unto his princely brother presently?
+ If she deny, Lord Hastings, go with him,
+ And from her jealous arms pluck him perforce.
+
+CARDINAL My Lord of Buckingham, if my weak oratory
+ Can from his mother win the Duke of York,
+ Anon expect him here; but if she be obdurate
+ To mild entreaties, God in heaven forbid
+ We should infringe the holy privilege
+ Of blessed sanctuary! not for all this land
+ Would I be guilty of so deep a sin.
+
+BUCKINGHAM You are too senseless--obstinate, my lord,
+ Too ceremonious and traditional
+ Weigh it but with the grossness of this age,
+ You break not sanctuary in seizing him.
+ The benefit thereof is always granted
+ To those whose dealings have deserved the place,
+ And those who have the wit to claim the place:
+ This prince hath neither claim'd it nor deserved it;
+ And therefore, in mine opinion, cannot have it:
+ Then, taking him from thence that is not there,
+ You break no privilege nor charter there.
+ Oft have I heard of sanctuary men;
+ But sanctuary children ne'er till now.
+
+CARDINAL My lord, you shall o'er-rule my mind for once.
+ Come on, Lord Hastings, will you go with me?
+
+HASTINGS I go, my lord.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Good lords, make all the speedy haste you may.
+
+ [Exeunt CARDINAL and HASTINGS]
+
+ Say, uncle Gloucester, if our brother come,
+ Where shall we sojourn till our coronation?
+
+GLOUCESTER Where it seems best unto your royal self.
+ If I may counsel you, some day or two
+ Your highness shall repose you at the Tower:
+ Then where you please, and shall be thought most fit
+ For your best health and recreation.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD I do not like the Tower, of any place.
+ Did Julius Caesar build that place, my lord?
+
+BUCKINGHAM He did, my gracious lord, begin that place;
+ Which, since, succeeding ages have re-edified.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Is it upon record, or else reported
+ Successively from age to age, he built it?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Upon record, my gracious lord.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD But say, my lord, it were not register'd,
+ Methinks the truth should live from age to age,
+ As 'twere retail'd to all posterity,
+ Even to the general all-ending day.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside] So wise so young, they say, do never
+ live long.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD What say you, uncle?
+
+GLOUCESTER I say, without characters, fame lives long.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ Thus, like the formal vice, Iniquity,
+ I moralize two meanings in one word.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD That Julius Caesar was a famous man;
+ With what his valour did enrich his wit,
+ His wit set down to make his valour live
+ Death makes no conquest of this conqueror;
+ For now he lives in fame, though not in life.
+ I'll tell you what, my cousin Buckingham,--
+
+BUCKINGHAM What, my gracious lord?
+
+PRINCE EDWARD An if I live until I be a man,
+ I'll win our ancient right in France again,
+ Or die a soldier, as I lived a king.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Aside] Short summers lightly have a forward spring.
+
+ [Enter young YORK, HASTINGS, and the CARDINAL]
+
+BUCKINGHAM Now, in good time, here comes the Duke of York.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Richard of York! how fares our loving brother?
+
+YORK Well, my dread lord; so must I call you now.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD Ay, brother, to our grief, as it is yours:
+ Too late he died that might have kept that title,
+ Which by his death hath lost much majesty.
+
+GLOUCESTER How fares our cousin, noble Lord of York?
+
+YORK I thank you, gentle uncle. O, my lord,
+ You said that idle weeds are fast in growth
+ The prince my brother hath outgrown me far.
+
+GLOUCESTER He hath, my lord.
+
+YORK And therefore is he idle?
+
+GLOUCESTER O, my fair cousin, I must not say so.
+
+YORK Then is he more beholding to you than I.
+
+GLOUCESTER He may command me as my sovereign;
+ But you have power in me as in a kinsman.
+
+YORK I pray you, uncle, give me this dagger.
+
+GLOUCESTER My dagger, little cousin? with all my heart.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD A beggar, brother?
+
+YORK Of my kind uncle, that I know will give;
+ And being but a toy, which is no grief to give.
+
+GLOUCESTER A greater gift than that I'll give my cousin.
+
+YORK A greater gift! O, that's the sword to it.
+
+GLOUCESTER A gentle cousin, were it light enough.
+
+YORK O, then, I see, you will part but with light gifts;
+ In weightier things you'll say a beggar nay.
+
+GLOUCESTER It is too heavy for your grace to wear.
+
+YORK I weigh it lightly, were it heavier.
+
+GLOUCESTER What, would you have my weapon, little lord?
+
+YORK I would, that I might thank you as you call me.
+
+GLOUCESTER How?
+
+YORK Little.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD My Lord of York will still be cross in talk:
+ Uncle, your grace knows how to bear with him.
+
+YORK You mean, to bear me, not to bear with me:
+ Uncle, my brother mocks both you and me;
+ Because that I am little, like an ape,
+ He thinks that you should bear me on your shoulders.
+
+BUCKINGHAM With what a sharp-provided wit he reasons!
+ To mitigate the scorn he gives his uncle,
+ He prettily and aptly taunts himself:
+ So cunning and so young is wonderful.
+
+GLOUCESTER My lord, will't please you pass along?
+ Myself and my good cousin Buckingham
+ Will to your mother, to entreat of her
+ To meet you at the Tower and welcome you.
+
+YORK What, will you go unto the Tower, my lord?
+
+PRINCE EDWARD My lord protector needs will have it so.
+
+YORK I shall not sleep in quiet at the Tower.
+
+GLOUCESTER Why, what should you fear?
+
+YORK Marry, my uncle Clarence' angry ghost:
+ My grandam told me he was murdered there.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD I fear no uncles dead.
+
+GLOUCESTER Nor none that live, I hope.
+
+PRINCE EDWARD An if they live, I hope I need not fear.
+ But come, my lord; and with a heavy heart,
+ Thinking on them, go I unto the Tower.
+
+ [A Sennet. Exeunt all but GLOUCESTER, BUCKINGHAM
+ and CATESBY]
+
+BUCKINGHAM Think you, my lord, this little prating York
+ Was not incensed by his subtle mother
+ To taunt and scorn you thus opprobriously?
+
+GLOUCESTER No doubt, no doubt; O, 'tis a parlous boy;
+ Bold, quick, ingenious, forward, capable
+ He is all the mother's, from the top to toe.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Well, let them rest. Come hither, Catesby.
+ Thou art sworn as deeply to effect what we intend
+ As closely to conceal what we impart:
+ Thou know'st our reasons urged upon the way;
+ What think'st thou? is it not an easy matter
+ To make William Lord Hastings of our mind,
+ For the instalment of this noble duke
+ In the seat royal of this famous isle?
+
+CATESBY He for his father's sake so loves the prince,
+ That he will not be won to aught against him.
+
+BUCKINGHAM What think'st thou, then, of Stanley? what will he?
+
+CATESBY He will do all in all as Hastings doth.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Well, then, no more but this: go, gentle Catesby,
+ And, as it were far off sound thou Lord Hastings,
+ How doth he stand affected to our purpose;
+ And summon him to-morrow to the Tower,
+ To sit about the coronation.
+ If thou dost find him tractable to us,
+ Encourage him, and show him all our reasons:
+ If he be leaden, icy-cold, unwilling,
+ Be thou so too; and so break off your talk,
+ And give us notice of his inclination:
+ For we to-morrow hold divided councils,
+ Wherein thyself shalt highly be employ'd.
+
+GLOUCESTER Commend me to Lord William: tell him, Catesby,
+ His ancient knot of dangerous adversaries
+ To-morrow are let blood at Pomfret-castle;
+ And bid my friend, for joy of this good news,
+ Give mistress Shore one gentle kiss the more.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Good Catesby, go, effect this business soundly.
+
+CATESBY My good lords both, with all the heed I may.
+
+GLOUCESTER Shall we hear from you, Catesby, ere we sleep?
+
+CATESBY You shall, my lord.
+
+GLOUCESTER At Crosby Place, there shall you find us both.
+
+ [Exit CATESBY]
+
+BUCKINGHAM Now, my lord, what shall we do, if we perceive
+ Lord Hastings will not yield to our complots?
+
+GLOUCESTER Chop off his head, man; somewhat we will do:
+ And, look, when I am king, claim thou of me
+ The earldom of Hereford, and the moveables
+ Whereof the king my brother stood possess'd.
+
+BUCKINGHAM I'll claim that promise at your grace's hands.
+
+GLOUCESTER And look to have it yielded with all willingness.
+ Come, let us sup betimes, that afterwards
+ We may digest our complots in some form.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Before Lord Hastings' house.
+
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger What, ho! my lord!
+
+HASTINGS [Within] Who knocks at the door?
+
+Messenger A messenger from the Lord Stanley.
+
+ [Enter HASTINGS]
+
+HASTINGS What is't o'clock?
+
+Messenger Upon the stroke of four.
+
+HASTINGS Cannot thy master sleep these tedious nights?
+
+Messenger So it should seem by that I have to say.
+ First, he commends him to your noble lordship.
+
+HASTINGS And then?
+
+Messenger And then he sends you word
+ He dreamt to-night the boar had razed his helm:
+ Besides, he says there are two councils held;
+ And that may be determined at the one
+ which may make you and him to rue at the other.
+ Therefore he sends to know your lordship's pleasure,
+ If presently you will take horse with him,
+ And with all speed post with him toward the north,
+ To shun the danger that his soul divines.
+
+HASTINGS Go, fellow, go, return unto thy lord;
+ Bid him not fear the separated councils
+ His honour and myself are at the one,
+ And at the other is my servant Catesby
+ Where nothing can proceed that toucheth us
+ Whereof I shall not have intelligence.
+ Tell him his fears are shallow, wanting instance:
+ And for his dreams, I wonder he is so fond
+ To trust the mockery of unquiet slumbers
+ To fly the boar before the boar pursues,
+ Were to incense the boar to follow us
+ And make pursuit where he did mean no chase.
+ Go, bid thy master rise and come to me
+ And we will both together to the Tower,
+ Where, he shall see, the boar will use us kindly.
+
+Messenger My gracious lord, I'll tell him what you say.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter CATESBY]
+
+CATESBY Many good morrows to my noble lord!
+
+HASTINGS Good morrow, Catesby; you are early stirring
+ What news, what news, in this our tottering state?
+
+CATESBY It is a reeling world, indeed, my lord;
+ And I believe twill never stand upright
+ Tim Richard wear the garland of the realm.
+
+HASTINGS How! wear the garland! dost thou mean the crown?
+
+CATESBY Ay, my good lord.
+
+HASTINGS I'll have this crown of mine cut from my shoulders
+ Ere I will see the crown so foul misplaced.
+ But canst thou guess that he doth aim at it?
+
+CATESBY Ay, on my life; and hopes to find forward
+ Upon his party for the gain thereof:
+ And thereupon he sends you this good news,
+ That this same very day your enemies,
+ The kindred of the queen, must die at Pomfret.
+
+HASTINGS Indeed, I am no mourner for that news,
+ Because they have been still mine enemies:
+ But, that I'll give my voice on Richard's side,
+ To bar my master's heirs in true descent,
+ God knows I will not do it, to the death.
+
+CATESBY God keep your lordship in that gracious mind!
+
+HASTINGS But I shall laugh at this a twelve-month hence,
+ That they who brought me in my master's hate
+ I live to look upon their tragedy.
+ I tell thee, Catesby--
+
+CATESBY What, my lord?
+
+HASTINGS Ere a fortnight make me elder,
+ I'll send some packing that yet think not on it.
+
+CATESBY 'Tis a vile thing to die, my gracious lord,
+ When men are unprepared and look not for it.
+
+HASTINGS O monstrous, monstrous! and so falls it out
+ With Rivers, Vaughan, Grey: and so 'twill do
+ With some men else, who think themselves as safe
+ As thou and I; who, as thou know'st, are dear
+ To princely Richard and to Buckingham.
+
+CATESBY The princes both make high account of you;
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ For they account his head upon the bridge.
+
+HASTINGS I know they do; and I have well deserved it.
+
+ [Enter STANLEY]
+
+ Come on, come on; where is your boar-spear, man?
+ Fear you the boar, and go so unprovided?
+
+STANLEY My lord, good morrow; good morrow, Catesby:
+ You may jest on, but, by the holy rood,
+ I do not like these several councils, I.
+
+HASTINGS My lord,
+ I hold my life as dear as you do yours;
+ And never in my life, I do protest,
+ Was it more precious to me than 'tis now:
+ Think you, but that I know our state secure,
+ I would be so triumphant as I am?
+
+STANLEY The lords at Pomfret, when they rode from London,
+ Were jocund, and supposed their state was sure,
+ And they indeed had no cause to mistrust;
+ But yet, you see how soon the day o'ercast.
+ This sudden stag of rancour I misdoubt:
+ Pray God, I say, I prove a needless coward!
+ What, shall we toward the Tower? the day is spent.
+
+HASTINGS Come, come, have with you. Wot you what, my lord?
+ To-day the lords you talk of are beheaded.
+
+LORD STANLEY They, for their truth, might better wear their heads
+ Than some that have accused them wear their hats.
+ But come, my lord, let us away.
+
+ [Enter a Pursuivant]
+
+HASTINGS Go on before; I'll talk with this good fellow.
+
+ [Exeunt STANLEY and CATESBY]
+
+ How now, sirrah! how goes the world with thee?
+
+Pursuivant The better that your lordship please to ask.
+
+HASTINGS I tell thee, man, 'tis better with me now
+ Than when I met thee last where now we meet:
+ Then was I going prisoner to the Tower,
+ By the suggestion of the queen's allies;
+ But now, I tell thee--keep it to thyself--
+ This day those enemies are put to death,
+ And I in better state than e'er I was.
+
+Pursuivant God hold it, to your honour's good content!
+
+HASTINGS Gramercy, fellow: there, drink that for me.
+
+ [Throws him his purse]
+
+Pursuivant God save your lordship!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter a Priest]
+
+Priest Well met, my lord; I am glad to see your honour.
+
+HASTINGS I thank thee, good Sir John, with all my heart.
+ I am in your debt for your last exercise;
+ Come the next Sabbath, and I will content you.
+
+ [He whispers in his ear]
+
+ [Enter BUCKINGHAM]
+
+BUCKINGHAM What, talking with a priest, lord chamberlain?
+ Your friends at Pomfret, they do need the priest;
+ Your honour hath no shriving work in hand.
+
+HASTINGS Good faith, and when I met this holy man,
+ Those men you talk of came into my mind.
+ What, go you toward the Tower?
+
+BUCKINGHAM I do, my lord; but long I shall not stay
+ I shall return before your lordship thence.
+
+HASTINGS 'Tis like enough, for I stay dinner there.
+
+BUCKINGHAM [Aside] And supper too, although thou know'st it not.
+ Come, will you go?
+
+HASTINGS I'll wait upon your lordship.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III Pomfret Castle.
+
+
+ [Enter RATCLIFF, with halberds, carrying RIVERS,
+ GREY, and VAUGHAN to death]
+
+RATCLIFF Come, bring forth the prisoners.
+
+RIVERS Sir Richard Ratcliff, let me tell thee this:
+ To-day shalt thou behold a subject die
+ For truth, for duty, and for loyalty.
+
+GREY God keep the prince from all the pack of you!
+ A knot you are of damned blood-suckers!
+
+VAUGHAN You live that shall cry woe for this after.
+
+RATCLIFF Dispatch; the limit of your lives is out.
+
+RIVERS O Pomfret, Pomfret! O thou bloody prison,
+ Fatal and ominous to noble peers!
+ Within the guilty closure of thy walls
+ Richard the second here was hack'd to death;
+ And, for more slander to thy dismal seat,
+ We give thee up our guiltless blood to drink.
+
+GREY Now Margaret's curse is fall'n upon our heads,
+ For standing by when Richard stabb'd her son.
+
+RIVERS Then cursed she Hastings, then cursed she Buckingham,
+ Then cursed she Richard. O, remember, God
+ To hear her prayers for them, as now for us
+ And for my sister and her princely sons,
+ Be satisfied, dear God, with our true blood,
+ Which, as thou know'st, unjustly must be spilt.
+
+RATCLIFF Make haste; the hour of death is expiate.
+
+RIVERS Come, Grey, come, Vaughan, let us all embrace:
+ And take our leave, until we meet in heaven.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The Tower of London.
+
+
+ [Enter BUCKINGHAM, DERBY, HASTINGS, the BISHOP OF
+ ELY, RATCLIFF, LOVEL, with others, and take their
+ seats at a table]
+
+HASTINGS My lords, at once: the cause why we are met
+ Is, to determine of the coronation.
+ In God's name, speak: when is the royal day?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Are all things fitting for that royal time?
+
+DERBY It is, and wants but nomination.
+
+BISHOP OF ELY To-morrow, then, I judge a happy day.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Who knows the lord protector's mind herein?
+ Who is most inward with the royal duke?
+
+BISHOP OF ELY Your grace, we think, should soonest know his mind.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Who, I, my lord I we know each other's faces,
+ But for our hearts, he knows no more of mine,
+ Than I of yours;
+ Nor I no more of his, than you of mine.
+ Lord Hastings, you and he are near in love.
+
+HASTINGS I thank his grace, I know he loves me well;
+ But, for his purpose in the coronation.
+ I have not sounded him, nor he deliver'd
+ His gracious pleasure any way therein:
+ But you, my noble lords, may name the time;
+ And in the duke's behalf I'll give my voice,
+ Which, I presume, he'll take in gentle part.
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER]
+
+BISHOP OF ELY Now in good time, here comes the duke himself.
+
+GLOUCESTER My noble lords and cousins all, good morrow.
+ I have been long a sleeper; but, I hope,
+ My absence doth neglect no great designs,
+ Which by my presence might have been concluded.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Had not you come upon your cue, my lord
+ William Lord Hastings had pronounced your part,--
+ I mean, your voice,--for crowning of the king.
+
+GLOUCESTER Than my Lord Hastings no man might be bolder;
+ His lordship knows me well, and loves me well.
+
+HASTINGS I thank your grace.
+
+GLOUCESTER My lord of Ely!
+
+BISHOP OF ELY My lord?
+
+GLOUCESTER When I was last in Holborn,
+ I saw good strawberries in your garden there
+ I do beseech you send for some of them.
+
+BISHOP OF ELY Marry, and will, my lord, with all my heart.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+GLOUCESTER Cousin of Buckingham, a word with you.
+
+ [Drawing him aside]
+
+ Catesby hath sounded Hastings in our business,
+ And finds the testy gentleman so hot,
+ As he will lose his head ere give consent
+ His master's son, as worshipful as he terms it,
+ Shall lose the royalty of England's throne.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Withdraw you hence, my lord, I'll follow you.
+
+ [Exit GLOUCESTER, BUCKINGHAM following]
+
+DERBY We have not yet set down this day of triumph.
+ To-morrow, in mine opinion, is too sudden;
+ For I myself am not so well provided
+ As else I would be, were the day prolong'd.
+
+ [Re-enter BISHOP OF ELY]
+
+BISHOP OF ELY Where is my lord protector? I have sent for these
+ strawberries.
+
+HASTINGS His grace looks cheerfully and smooth to-day;
+ There's some conceit or other likes him well,
+ When he doth bid good morrow with such a spirit.
+ I think there's never a man in Christendom
+ That can less hide his love or hate than he;
+ For by his face straight shall you know his heart.
+
+DERBY What of his heart perceive you in his face
+ By any likelihood he show'd to-day?
+
+HASTINGS Marry, that with no man here he is offended;
+ For, were he, he had shown it in his looks.
+
+DERBY I pray God he be not, I say.
+
+ [Re-enter GLOUCESTER and BUCKINGHAM]
+
+GLOUCESTER I pray you all, tell me what they deserve
+ That do conspire my death with devilish plots
+ Of damned witchcraft, and that have prevail'd
+ Upon my body with their hellish charms?
+
+HASTINGS The tender love I bear your grace, my lord,
+ Makes me most forward in this noble presence
+ To doom the offenders, whatsoever they be
+ I say, my lord, they have deserved death.
+
+GLOUCESTER Then be your eyes the witness of this ill:
+ See how I am bewitch'd; behold mine arm
+ Is, like a blasted sapling, wither'd up:
+ And this is Edward's wife, that monstrous witch,
+ Consorted with that harlot strumpet Shore,
+ That by their witchcraft thus have marked me.
+
+HASTINGS If they have done this thing, my gracious lord--
+
+GLOUCESTER If I thou protector of this damned strumpet--
+ Tellest thou me of 'ifs'? Thou art a traitor:
+ Off with his head! Now, by Saint Paul I swear,
+ I will not dine until I see the same.
+ Lovel and Ratcliff, look that it be done:
+ The rest, that love me, rise and follow me.
+
+ [Exeunt all but HASTINGS, RATCLIFF, and LOVEL]
+
+HASTINGS Woe, woe for England! not a whit for me;
+ For I, too fond, might have prevented this.
+ Stanley did dream the boar did raze his helm;
+ But I disdain'd it, and did scorn to fly:
+ Three times to-day my foot-cloth horse did stumble,
+ And startled, when he look'd upon the Tower,
+ As loath to bear me to the slaughter-house.
+ O, now I want the priest that spake to me:
+ I now repent I told the pursuivant
+ As 'twere triumphing at mine enemies,
+ How they at Pomfret bloodily were butcher'd,
+ And I myself secure in grace and favour.
+ O Margaret, Margaret, now thy heavy curse
+ Is lighted on poor Hastings' wretched head!
+
+RATCLIFF Dispatch, my lord; the duke would be at dinner:
+ Make a short shrift; he longs to see your head.
+
+HASTINGS O momentary grace of mortal men,
+ Which we more hunt for than the grace of God!
+ Who builds his hopes in air of your good looks,
+ Lives like a drunken sailor on a mast,
+ Ready, with every nod, to tumble down
+ Into the fatal bowels of the deep.
+
+LOVEL Come, come, dispatch; 'tis bootless to exclaim.
+
+HASTINGS O bloody Richard! miserable England!
+ I prophesy the fearful'st time to thee
+ That ever wretched age hath look'd upon.
+ Come, lead me to the block; bear him my head.
+ They smile at me that shortly shall be dead.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V The Tower-walls.
+
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER and BUCKINGHAM, in rotten armour,
+ marvellous ill-favoured]
+
+GLOUCESTER Come, cousin, canst thou quake, and change thy colour,
+ Murder thy breath in the middle of a word,
+ And then begin again, and stop again,
+ As if thou wert distraught and mad with terror?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Tut, I can counterfeit the deep tragedian;
+ Speak and look back, and pry on every side,
+ Tremble and start at wagging of a straw,
+ Intending deep suspicion: ghastly looks
+ Are at my service, like enforced smiles;
+ And both are ready in their offices,
+ At any time, to grace my stratagems.
+ But what, is Catesby gone?
+
+GLOUCESTER He is; and, see, he brings the mayor along.
+
+ [Enter the Lord Mayor and CATESBY]
+
+BUCKINGHAM Lord mayor,--
+
+GLOUCESTER Look to the drawbridge there!
+
+BUCKINGHAM Hark! a drum.
+
+GLOUCESTER Catesby, o'erlook the walls.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Lord mayor, the reason we have sent--
+
+GLOUCESTER Look back, defend thee, here are enemies.
+
+BUCKINGHAM God and our innocency defend and guard us!
+
+GLOUCESTER Be patient, they are friends, Ratcliff and Lovel.
+
+ [Enter LOVEL and RATCLIFF, with HASTINGS' head]
+
+LOVEL Here is the head of that ignoble traitor,
+ The dangerous and unsuspected Hastings.
+
+GLOUCESTER So dear I loved the man, that I must weep.
+ I took him for the plainest harmless creature
+ That breathed upon this earth a Christian;
+ Made him my book wherein my soul recorded
+ The history of all her secret thoughts:
+ So smooth he daub'd his vice with show of virtue,
+ That, his apparent open guilt omitted,
+ I mean, his conversation with Shore's wife,
+ He lived from all attainder of suspect.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Well, well, he was the covert'st shelter'd traitor
+ That ever lived.
+ Would you imagine, or almost believe,
+ Were't not that, by great preservation,
+ We live to tell it you, the subtle traitor
+ This day had plotted, in the council-house
+ To murder me and my good Lord of Gloucester?
+
+Lord Mayor What, had he so?
+
+GLOUCESTER What, think You we are Turks or infidels?
+ Or that we would, against the form of law,
+ Proceed thus rashly to the villain's death,
+ But that the extreme peril of the case,
+ The peace of England and our persons' safety,
+ Enforced us to this execution?
+
+Lord Mayor Now, fair befall you! he deserved his death;
+ And you my good lords, both have well proceeded,
+ To warn false traitors from the like attempts.
+ I never look'd for better at his hands,
+ After he once fell in with Mistress Shore.
+
+GLOUCESTER Yet had not we determined he should die,
+ Until your lordship came to see his death;
+ Which now the loving haste of these our friends,
+ Somewhat against our meaning, have prevented:
+ Because, my lord, we would have had you heard
+ The traitor speak, and timorously confess
+ The manner and the purpose of his treason;
+ That you might well have signified the same
+ Unto the citizens, who haply may
+ Misconstrue us in him and wail his death.
+
+Lord Mayor But, my good lord, your grace's word shall serve,
+ As well as I had seen and heard him speak
+ And doubt you not, right noble princes both,
+ But I'll acquaint our duteous citizens
+ With all your just proceedings in this cause.
+
+GLOUCESTER And to that end we wish'd your lord-ship here,
+ To avoid the carping censures of the world.
+
+BUCKINGHAM But since you come too late of our intents,
+ Yet witness what you hear we did intend:
+ And so, my good lord mayor, we bid farewell.
+
+ [Exit Lord Mayor]
+
+GLOUCESTER Go, after, after, cousin Buckingham.
+ The mayor towards Guildhall hies him in all post:
+ There, at your meet'st advantage of the time,
+ Infer the bastardy of Edward's children:
+ Tell them how Edward put to death a citizen,
+ Only for saying he would make his son
+ Heir to the crown; meaning indeed his house,
+ Which, by the sign thereof was termed so.
+ Moreover, urge his hateful luxury
+ And bestial appetite in change of lust;
+ Which stretched to their servants, daughters, wives,
+ Even where his lustful eye or savage heart,
+ Without control, listed to make his prey.
+ Nay, for a need, thus far come near my person:
+ Tell them, when that my mother went with child
+ Of that unsatiate Edward, noble York
+ My princely father then had wars in France
+ And, by just computation of the time,
+ Found that the issue was not his begot;
+ Which well appeared in his lineaments,
+ Being nothing like the noble duke my father:
+ But touch this sparingly, as 'twere far off,
+ Because you know, my lord, my mother lives.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Fear not, my lord, I'll play the orator
+ As if the golden fee for which I plead
+ Were for myself: and so, my lord, adieu.
+
+GLOUCESTER If you thrive well, bring them to Baynard's Castle;
+ Where you shall find me well accompanied
+ With reverend fathers and well-learned bishops.
+
+BUCKINGHAM I go: and towards three or four o'clock
+ Look for the news that the Guildhall affords.
+
+ [Exit BUCKINGHAM]
+
+GLOUCESTER Go, Lovel, with all speed to Doctor Shaw;
+
+ [To CATESBY]
+
+ Go thou to Friar Penker; bid them both
+ Meet me within this hour at Baynard's Castle.
+
+ [Exeunt all but GLOUCESTER]
+
+ Now will I in, to take some privy order,
+ To draw the brats of Clarence out of sight;
+ And to give notice, that no manner of person
+ At any time have recourse unto the princes.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VI The same.
+
+
+ [Enter a Scrivener, with a paper in his hand]
+
+Scrivener This is the indictment of the good Lord Hastings;
+ Which in a set hand fairly is engross'd,
+ That it may be this day read over in Paul's.
+ And mark how well the sequel hangs together:
+ Eleven hours I spent to write it over,
+ For yesternight by Catesby was it brought me;
+ The precedent was full as long a-doing:
+ And yet within these five hours lived Lord Hastings,
+ Untainted, unexamined, free, at liberty
+ Here's a good world the while! Why who's so gross,
+ That seeth not this palpable device?
+ Yet who's so blind, but says he sees it not?
+ Bad is the world; and all will come to nought,
+ When such bad dealings must be seen in thought.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Baynard's Castle.
+
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER and BUCKINGHAM, at several doors]
+
+GLOUCESTER How now, my lord, what say the citizens?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Now, by the holy mother of our Lord,
+ The citizens are mum and speak not a word.
+
+GLOUCESTER Touch'd you the bastardy of Edward's children?
+
+BUCKINGHAM I did; with his contract with Lady Lucy,
+ And his contract by deputy in France;
+ The insatiate greediness of his desires,
+ And his enforcement of the city wives;
+ His tyranny for trifles; his own bastardy,
+ As being got, your father then in France,
+ His resemblance, being not like the duke;
+ Withal I did infer your lineaments,
+ Being the right idea of your father,
+ Both in your form and nobleness of mind;
+ Laid open all your victories in Scotland,
+ Your dicipline in war, wisdom in peace,
+ Your bounty, virtue, fair humility:
+ Indeed, left nothing fitting for the purpose
+ Untouch'd, or slightly handled, in discourse
+ And when mine oratory grew to an end
+ I bid them that did love their country's good
+ Cry 'God save Richard, England's royal king!'
+
+GLOUCESTER Ah! and did they so?
+
+BUCKINGHAM No, so God help me, they spake not a word;
+ But, like dumb statues or breathing stones,
+ Gazed each on other, and look'd deadly pale.
+ Which when I saw, I reprehended them;
+ And ask'd the mayor what meant this wilful silence:
+ His answer was, the people were not wont
+ To be spoke to but by the recorder.
+ Then he was urged to tell my tale again,
+ 'Thus saith the duke, thus hath the duke inferr'd;'
+ But nothing spake in warrant from himself.
+ When he had done, some followers of mine own,
+ At the lower end of the hall, hurl'd up their caps,
+ And some ten voices cried 'God save King Richard!'
+ And thus I took the vantage of those few,
+ 'Thanks, gentle citizens and friends,' quoth I;
+ 'This general applause and loving shout
+ Argues your wisdoms and your love to Richard:'
+ And even here brake off, and came away.
+
+GLOUCESTER What tongueless blocks were they! would not they speak?
+
+BUCKINGHAM No, by my troth, my lord.
+
+GLOUCESTER Will not the mayor then and his brethren come?
+
+BUCKINGHAM The mayor is here at hand: intend some fear;
+ Be not you spoke with, but by mighty suit:
+ And look you get a prayer-book in your hand,
+ And stand betwixt two churchmen, good my lord;
+ For on that ground I'll build a holy descant:
+ And be not easily won to our request:
+ Play the maid's part, still answer nay, and take it.
+
+GLOUCESTER I go; and if you plead as well for them
+ As I can say nay to thee for myself,
+ No doubt well bring it to a happy issue.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Go, go, up to the leads; the lord mayor knocks.
+
+ [Exit GLOUCESTER]
+
+ [Enter the Lord Mayor and Citizens]
+
+ Welcome my lord; I dance attendance here;
+ I think the duke will not be spoke withal.
+
+ [Enter CATESBY]
+
+ Here comes his servant: how now, Catesby,
+ What says he?
+
+CATESBY My lord: he doth entreat your grace;
+ To visit him to-morrow or next day:
+ He is within, with two right reverend fathers,
+ Divinely bent to meditation;
+ And no worldly suit would he be moved,
+ To draw him from his holy exercise.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Return, good Catesby, to thy lord again;
+ Tell him, myself, the mayor and citizens,
+ In deep designs and matters of great moment,
+ No less importing than our general good,
+ Are come to have some conference with his grace.
+
+CATESBY I'll tell him what you say, my lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BUCKINGHAM Ah, ha, my lord, this prince is not an Edward!
+ He is not lolling on a lewd day-bed,
+ But on his knees at meditation;
+ Not dallying with a brace of courtezans,
+ But meditating with two deep divines;
+ Not sleeping, to engross his idle body,
+ But praying, to enrich his watchful soul:
+ Happy were England, would this gracious prince
+ Take on himself the sovereignty thereof:
+ But, sure, I fear, we shall ne'er win him to it.
+
+Lord Mayor Marry, God forbid his grace should say us nay!
+
+BUCKINGHAM I fear he will.
+
+ [Re-enter CATESBY]
+
+ How now, Catesby, what says your lord?
+
+CATESBY My lord,
+ He wonders to what end you have assembled
+ Such troops of citizens to speak with him,
+ His grace not being warn'd thereof before:
+ My lord, he fears you mean no good to him.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Sorry I am my noble cousin should
+ Suspect me, that I mean no good to him:
+ By heaven, I come in perfect love to him;
+ And so once more return and tell his grace.
+
+ [Exit CATESBY]
+
+ When holy and devout religious men
+ Are at their beads, 'tis hard to draw them thence,
+ So sweet is zealous contemplation.
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER aloft, between two Bishops.
+ CATESBY returns]
+
+Lord Mayor See, where he stands between two clergymen!
+
+BUCKINGHAM Two props of virtue for a Christian prince,
+ To stay him from the fall of vanity:
+ And, see, a book of prayer in his hand,
+ True ornaments to know a holy man.
+ Famous Plantagenet, most gracious prince,
+ Lend favourable ears to our request;
+ And pardon us the interruption
+ Of thy devotion and right Christian zeal.
+
+GLOUCESTER My lord, there needs no such apology:
+ I rather do beseech you pardon me,
+ Who, earnest in the service of my God,
+ Neglect the visitation of my friends.
+ But, leaving this, what is your grace's pleasure?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Even that, I hope, which pleaseth God above,
+ And all good men of this ungovern'd isle.
+
+GLOUCESTER I do suspect I have done some offence
+ That seems disgracious in the city's eyes,
+ And that you come to reprehend my ignorance.
+
+BUCKINGHAM You have, my lord: would it might please your grace,
+ At our entreaties, to amend that fault!
+
+GLOUCESTER Else wherefore breathe I in a Christian land?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Then know, it is your fault that you resign
+ The supreme seat, the throne majestical,
+ The scepter'd office of your ancestors,
+ Your state of fortune and your due of birth,
+ The lineal glory of your royal house,
+ To the corruption of a blemished stock:
+ Whilst, in the mildness of your sleepy thoughts,
+ Which here we waken to our country's good,
+ This noble isle doth want her proper limbs;
+ Her face defaced with scars of infamy,
+ Her royal stock graft with ignoble plants,
+ And almost shoulder'd in the swallowing gulf
+ Of blind forgetfulness and dark oblivion.
+ Which to recure, we heartily solicit
+ Your gracious self to take on you the charge
+ And kingly government of this your land,
+ Not as protector, steward, substitute,
+ Or lowly factor for another's gain;
+ But as successively from blood to blood,
+ Your right of birth, your empery, your own.
+ For this, consorted with the citizens,
+ Your very worshipful and loving friends,
+ And by their vehement instigation,
+ In this just suit come I to move your grace.
+
+GLOUCESTER I know not whether to depart in silence,
+ Or bitterly to speak in your reproof.
+ Best fitteth my degree or your condition
+ If not to answer, you might haply think
+ Tongue-tied ambition, not replying, yielded
+ To bear the golden yoke of sovereignty,
+ Which fondly you would here impose on me;
+ If to reprove you for this suit of yours,
+ So season'd with your faithful love to me.
+ Then, on the other side, I cheque'd my friends.
+ Therefore, to speak, and to avoid the first,
+ And then, in speaking, not to incur the last,
+ Definitively thus I answer you.
+ Your love deserves my thanks; but my desert
+ Unmeritable shuns your high request.
+ First if all obstacles were cut away,
+ And that my path were even to the crown,
+ As my ripe revenue and due by birth
+ Yet so much is my poverty of spirit,
+ So mighty and so many my defects,
+ As I had rather hide me from my greatness,
+ Being a bark to brook no mighty sea,
+ Than in my greatness covet to be hid,
+ And in the vapour of my glory smother'd.
+ But, God be thank'd, there's no need of me,
+ And much I need to help you, if need were;
+ The royal tree hath left us royal fruit,
+ Which, mellow'd by the stealing hours of time,
+ Will well become the seat of majesty,
+ And make, no doubt, us happy by his reign.
+ On him I lay what you would lay on me,
+ The right and fortune of his happy stars;
+ Which God defend that I should wring from him!
+
+BUCKINGHAM My lord, this argues conscience in your grace;
+ But the respects thereof are nice and trivial,
+ All circumstances well considered.
+ You say that Edward is your brother's son:
+ So say we too, but not by Edward's wife;
+ For first he was contract to Lady Lucy--
+ Your mother lives a witness to that vow--
+ And afterward by substitute betroth'd
+ To Bona, sister to the King of France.
+ These both put by a poor petitioner,
+ A care-crazed mother of a many children,
+ A beauty-waning and distressed widow,
+ Even in the afternoon of her best days,
+ Made prize and purchase of his lustful eye,
+ Seduced the pitch and height of all his thoughts
+ To base declension and loathed bigamy
+ By her, in his unlawful bed, he got
+ This Edward, whom our manners term the prince.
+ More bitterly could I expostulate,
+ Save that, for reverence to some alive,
+ I give a sparing limit to my tongue.
+ Then, good my lord, take to your royal self
+ This proffer'd benefit of dignity;
+ If non to bless us and the land withal,
+ Yet to draw forth your noble ancestry
+ From the corruption of abusing times,
+ Unto a lineal true-derived course.
+
+Lord Mayor Do, good my lord, your citizens entreat you.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Refuse not, mighty lord, this proffer'd love.
+
+CATESBY O, make them joyful, grant their lawful suit!
+
+GLOUCESTER Alas, why would you heap these cares on me?
+ I am unfit for state and majesty;
+ I do beseech you, take it not amiss;
+ I cannot nor I will not yield to you.
+
+BUCKINGHAM If you refuse it,--as, in love and zeal,
+ Loath to depose the child, Your brother's son;
+ As well we know your tenderness of heart
+ And gentle, kind, effeminate remorse,
+ Which we have noted in you to your kin,
+ And egally indeed to all estates,--
+ Yet whether you accept our suit or no,
+ Your brother's son shall never reign our king;
+ But we will plant some other in the throne,
+ To the disgrace and downfall of your house:
+ And in this resolution here we leave you.--
+ Come, citizens: 'zounds! I'll entreat no more.
+
+GLOUCESTER O, do not swear, my lord of Buckingham.
+
+ [Exit BUCKINGHAM with the Citizens]
+
+CATESBY Call them again, my lord, and accept their suit.
+
+ANOTHER Do, good my lord, lest all the land do rue it.
+
+GLOUCESTER Would you enforce me to a world of care?
+ Well, call them again. I am not made of stone,
+ But penetrable to your. kind entreats,
+ Albeit against my conscience and my soul.
+
+ [Re-enter BUCKINGHAM and the rest]
+
+ Cousin of Buckingham, and you sage, grave men,
+ Since you will buckle fortune on my back,
+ To bear her burthen, whether I will or no,
+ I must have patience to endure the load:
+ But if black scandal or foul-faced reproach
+ Attend the sequel of your imposition,
+ Your mere enforcement shall acquittance me
+ From all the impure blots and stains thereof;
+ For God he knows, and you may partly see,
+ How far I am from the desire thereof.
+
+Lord Mayor God bless your grace! we see it, and will say it.
+
+GLOUCESTER In saying so, you shall but say the truth.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Then I salute you with this kingly title:
+ Long live Richard, England's royal king!
+
+
+Lord Mayor |
+ | Amen.
+Citizens |
+
+
+BUCKINGHAM To-morrow will it please you to be crown'd?
+
+GLOUCESTER Even when you please, since you will have it so.
+
+BUCKINGHAM To-morrow, then, we will attend your grace:
+ And so most joyfully we take our leave.
+
+GLOUCESTER Come, let us to our holy task again.
+ Farewell, good cousin; farewell, gentle friends.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before the Tower.
+
+
+ [Enter, on one side, QUEEN ELIZABETH, DUCHESS OF
+ YORK, and DORSET; on the other, ANNE, Duchess of
+ Gloucester, leading Lady Margaret Plantagenet,
+ CLARENCE's young Daughter]
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Who meets us here? my niece Plantagenet
+ Led in the hand of her kind aunt of Gloucester?
+ Now, for my life, she's wandering to the Tower,
+ On pure heart's love to greet the tender princes.
+ Daughter, well met.
+
+LADY ANNE God give your graces both
+ A happy and a joyful time of day!
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH As much to you, good sister! Whither away?
+
+LADY ANNE No farther than the Tower; and, as I guess,
+ Upon the like devotion as yourselves,
+ To gratulate the gentle princes there.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Kind sister, thanks: we'll enter all together.
+
+ [Enter BRAKENBURY]
+
+ And, in good time, here the lieutenant comes.
+ Master lieutenant, pray you, by your leave,
+ How doth the prince, and my young son of York?
+
+BRAKENBURY Right well, dear madam. By your patience,
+ I may not suffer you to visit them;
+ The king hath straitly charged the contrary.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH The king! why, who's that?
+
+BRAKENBURY I cry you mercy: I mean the lord protector.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH The Lord protect him from that kingly title!
+ Hath he set bounds betwixt their love and me?
+ I am their mother; who should keep me from them?
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK I am their fathers mother; I will see them.
+
+LADY ANNE Their aunt I am in law, in love their mother:
+ Then bring me to their sights; I'll bear thy blame
+ And take thy office from thee, on my peril.
+
+BRAKENBURY No, madam, no; I may not leave it so:
+ I am bound by oath, and therefore pardon me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter LORD STANLEY]
+
+LORD STANLEY Let me but meet you, ladies, one hour hence,
+ And I'll salute your grace of York as mother,
+ And reverend looker on, of two fair queens.
+
+ [To LADY ANNE]
+
+ Come, madam, you must straight to Westminster,
+ There to be crowned Richard's royal queen.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH O, cut my lace in sunder, that my pent heart
+ May have some scope to beat, or else I swoon
+ With this dead-killing news!
+
+LADY ANNE Despiteful tidings! O unpleasing news!
+
+DORSET Be of good cheer: mother, how fares your grace?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH O Dorset, speak not to me, get thee hence!
+ Death and destruction dog thee at the heels;
+ Thy mother's name is ominous to children.
+ If thou wilt outstrip death, go cross the seas,
+ And live with Richmond, from the reach of hell
+ Go, hie thee, hie thee from this slaughter-house,
+ Lest thou increase the number of the dead;
+ And make me die the thrall of Margaret's curse,
+ Nor mother, wife, nor England's counted queen.
+
+LORD STANLEY Full of wise care is this your counsel, madam.
+ Take all the swift advantage of the hours;
+ You shall have letters from me to my son
+ To meet you on the way, and welcome you.
+ Be not ta'en tardy by unwise delay.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK O ill-dispersing wind of misery!
+ O my accursed womb, the bed of death!
+ A cockatrice hast thou hatch'd to the world,
+ Whose unavoided eye is murderous.
+
+LORD STANLEY Come, madam, come; I in all haste was sent.
+
+LADY ANNE And I in all unwillingness will go.
+ I would to God that the inclusive verge
+ Of golden metal that must round my brow
+ Were red-hot steel, to sear me to the brain!
+ Anointed let me be with deadly venom,
+ And die, ere men can say, God save the queen!
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Go, go, poor soul, I envy not thy glory
+ To feed my humour, wish thyself no harm.
+
+LADY ANNE No! why? When he that is my husband now
+ Came to me, as I follow'd Henry's corse,
+ When scarce the blood was well wash'd from his hands
+ Which issued from my other angel husband
+ And that dead saint which then I weeping follow'd;
+ O, when, I say, I look'd on Richard's face,
+ This was my wish: 'Be thou,' quoth I, ' accursed,
+ For making me, so young, so old a widow!
+ And, when thou wed'st, let sorrow haunt thy bed;
+ And be thy wife--if any be so mad--
+ As miserable by the life of thee
+ As thou hast made me by my dear lord's death!
+ Lo, ere I can repeat this curse again,
+ Even in so short a space, my woman's heart
+ Grossly grew captive to his honey words
+ And proved the subject of my own soul's curse,
+ Which ever since hath kept my eyes from rest;
+ For never yet one hour in his bed
+ Have I enjoy'd the golden dew of sleep,
+ But have been waked by his timorous dreams.
+ Besides, he hates me for my father Warwick;
+ And will, no doubt, shortly be rid of me.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Poor heart, adieu! I pity thy complaining.
+
+LADY ANNE No more than from my soul I mourn for yours.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Farewell, thou woful welcomer of glory!
+
+LADY ANNE Adieu, poor soul, that takest thy leave of it!
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK [To DORSET]
+
+ Go thou to Richmond, and good fortune guide thee!
+
+ [To LADY ANNE]
+
+ Go thou to Richard, and good angels guard thee!
+
+ [To QUEEN ELIZABETH]
+
+ Go thou to sanctuary, and good thoughts possess thee!
+ I to my grave, where peace and rest lie with me!
+ Eighty odd years of sorrow have I seen,
+ And each hour's joy wrecked with a week of teen.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Stay, yet look back with me unto the Tower.
+ Pity, you ancient stones, those tender babes
+ Whom envy hath immured within your walls!
+ Rough cradle for such little pretty ones!
+ Rude ragged nurse, old sullen playfellow
+ For tender princes, use my babies well!
+ So foolish sorrow bids your stones farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II London. The palace.
+
+
+ [Sennet. Enter KING RICHARD III, in pomp, crowned;
+ BUCKINGHAM, CATESBY, a page, and others]
+
+KING RICHARD III Stand all apart Cousin of Buckingham!
+
+BUCKINGHAM My gracious sovereign?
+
+KING RICHARD III Give me thy hand.
+
+ [Here he ascendeth his throne]
+
+ Thus high, by thy advice
+ And thy assistance, is King Richard seated;
+ But shall we wear these honours for a day?
+ Or shall they last, and we rejoice in them?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Still live they and for ever may they last!
+
+KING RICHARD III O Buckingham, now do I play the touch,
+ To try if thou be current gold indeed
+ Young Edward lives: think now what I would say.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Say on, my loving lord.
+
+KING RICHARD III Why, Buckingham, I say, I would be king,
+
+BUCKINGHAM Why, so you are, my thrice renowned liege.
+
+KING RICHARD III Ha! am I king? 'tis so: but Edward lives.
+
+BUCKINGHAM True, noble prince.
+
+KING RICHARD III O bitter consequence,
+ That Edward still should live! 'True, noble prince!'
+ Cousin, thou wert not wont to be so dull:
+ Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead;
+ And I would have it suddenly perform'd.
+ What sayest thou? speak suddenly; be brief.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Your grace may do your pleasure.
+
+KING RICHARD III Tut, tut, thou art all ice, thy kindness freezeth:
+ Say, have I thy consent that they shall die?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Give me some breath, some little pause, my lord
+ Before I positively herein:
+ I will resolve your grace immediately.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CATESBY [Aside to a stander by]
+
+ The king is angry: see, he bites the lip.
+
+KING RICHARD III I will converse with iron-witted fools
+ And unrespective boys: none are for me
+ That look into me with considerate eyes:
+ High-reaching Buckingham grows circumspect.
+ Boy!
+
+Page My lord?
+
+KING RICHARD III Know'st thou not any whom corrupting gold
+ Would tempt unto a close exploit of death?
+
+Page My lord, I know a discontented gentleman,
+ Whose humble means match not his haughty mind:
+ Gold were as good as twenty orators,
+ And will, no doubt, tempt him to any thing.
+
+KING RICHARD III What is his name?
+
+Page His name, my lord, is Tyrrel.
+
+KING RICHARD III I partly know the man: go, call him hither.
+
+ [Exit Page]
+
+ The deep-revolving witty Buckingham
+ No more shall be the neighbour to my counsel:
+ Hath he so long held out with me untired,
+ And stops he now for breath?
+
+ [Enter STANLEY]
+
+ How now! what news with you?
+
+STANLEY My lord, I hear the Marquis Dorset's fled
+ To Richmond, in those parts beyond the sea
+ Where he abides.
+
+ [Stands apart]
+
+KING RICHARD III Catesby!
+
+CATESBY My lord?
+
+KING RICHARD III Rumour it abroad
+ That Anne, my wife, is sick and like to die:
+ I will take order for her keeping close.
+ Inquire me out some mean-born gentleman,
+ Whom I will marry straight to Clarence' daughter:
+ The boy is foolish, and I fear not him.
+ Look, how thou dream'st! I say again, give out
+ That Anne my wife is sick and like to die:
+ About it; for it stands me much upon,
+ To stop all hopes whose growth may damage me.
+
+ [Exit CATESBY]
+
+ I must be married to my brother's daughter,
+ Or else my kingdom stands on brittle glass.
+ Murder her brothers, and then marry her!
+ Uncertain way of gain! But I am in
+ So far in blood that sin will pluck on sin:
+ Tear-falling pity dwells not in this eye.
+
+ [Re-enter Page, with TYRREL]
+
+ Is thy name Tyrrel?
+
+TYRREL James Tyrrel, and your most obedient subject.
+
+KING RICHARD III Art thou, indeed?
+
+TYRREL Prove me, my gracious sovereign.
+
+KING RICHARD III Darest thou resolve to kill a friend of mine?
+
+TYRREL Ay, my lord;
+ But I had rather kill two enemies.
+
+KING RICHARD III Why, there thou hast it: two deep enemies,
+ Foes to my rest and my sweet sleep's disturbers
+ Are they that I would have thee deal upon:
+ Tyrrel, I mean those bastards in the Tower.
+
+TYRREL Let me have open means to come to them,
+ And soon I'll rid you from the fear of them.
+
+KING RICHARD III Thou sing'st sweet music. Hark, come hither, Tyrrel
+ Go, by this token: rise, and lend thine ear:
+
+ [Whispers]
+
+ There is no more but so: say it is done,
+ And I will love thee, and prefer thee too.
+
+TYRREL 'Tis done, my gracious lord.
+
+KING RICHARD III Shall we hear from thee, Tyrrel, ere we sleep?
+
+TYRREL Ye shall, my Lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter BUCKINGHAM]
+
+BUCKINGHAM My Lord, I have consider'd in my mind
+ The late demand that you did sound me in.
+
+KING RICHARD III Well, let that pass. Dorset is fled to Richmond.
+
+BUCKINGHAM I hear that news, my lord.
+
+KING RICHARD III Stanley, he is your wife's son well, look to it.
+
+BUCKINGHAM My lord, I claim your gift, my due by promise,
+ For which your honour and your faith is pawn'd;
+ The earldom of Hereford and the moveables
+ The which you promised I should possess.
+
+KING RICHARD III Stanley, look to your wife; if she convey
+ Letters to Richmond, you shall answer it.
+
+BUCKINGHAM What says your highness to my just demand?
+
+KING RICHARD III As I remember, Henry the Sixth
+ Did prophesy that Richmond should be king,
+ When Richmond was a little peevish boy.
+ A king, perhaps, perhaps,--
+
+BUCKINGHAM My lord!
+
+KING RICHARD III How chance the prophet could not at that time
+ Have told me, I being by, that I should kill him?
+
+BUCKINGHAM My lord, your promise for the earldom,--
+
+KING RICHARD III Richmond! When last I was at Exeter,
+ The mayor in courtesy show'd me the castle,
+ And call'd it Rougemont: at which name I started,
+ Because a bard of Ireland told me once
+ I should not live long after I saw Richmond.
+
+BUCKINGHAM My Lord!
+
+KING RICHARD III Ay, what's o'clock?
+
+BUCKINGHAM I am thus bold to put your grace in mind
+ Of what you promised me.
+
+KING RICHARD III Well, but what's o'clock?
+
+BUCKINGHAM Upon the stroke of ten.
+
+KING RICHARD III Well, let it strike.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Why let it strike?
+
+KING RICHARD III Because that, like a Jack, thou keep'st the stroke
+ Betwixt thy begging and my meditation.
+ I am not in the giving vein to-day.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Why, then resolve me whether you will or no.
+
+KING RICHARD III Tut, tut,
+ Thou troublest me; am not in the vein.
+
+ [Exeunt all but BUCKINGHAM]
+
+BUCKINGHAM Is it even so? rewards he my true service
+ With such deep contempt made I him king for this?
+ O, let me think on Hastings, and be gone
+ To Brecknock, while my fearful head is on!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same.
+
+
+ [Enter TYRREL]
+
+TYRREL The tyrannous and bloody deed is done.
+ The most arch of piteous massacre
+ That ever yet this land was guilty of.
+ Dighton and Forrest, whom I did suborn
+ To do this ruthless piece of butchery,
+ Although they were flesh'd villains, bloody dogs,
+ Melting with tenderness and kind compassion
+ Wept like two children in their deaths' sad stories.
+ 'Lo, thus' quoth Dighton, 'lay those tender babes:'
+ 'Thus, thus,' quoth Forrest, 'girdling one another
+ Within their innocent alabaster arms:
+ Their lips were four red roses on a stalk,
+ Which in their summer beauty kiss'd each other.
+ A book of prayers on their pillow lay;
+ Which once,' quoth Forrest, 'almost changed my mind;
+ But O! the devil'--there the villain stopp'd
+ Whilst Dighton thus told on: 'We smothered
+ The most replenished sweet work of nature,
+ That from the prime creation e'er she framed.'
+ Thus both are gone with conscience and remorse;
+ They could not speak; and so I left them both,
+ To bring this tidings to the bloody king.
+ And here he comes.
+
+ [Enter KING RICHARD III]
+
+ All hail, my sovereign liege!
+
+KING RICHARD III Kind Tyrrel, am I happy in thy news?
+
+TYRREL If to have done the thing you gave in charge
+ Beget your happiness, be happy then,
+ For it is done, my lord.
+
+KING RICHARD III But didst thou see them dead?
+
+TYRREL I did, my lord.
+
+KING RICHARD III And buried, gentle Tyrrel?
+
+TYRREL The chaplain of the Tower hath buried them;
+ But how or in what place I do not know.
+
+KING RICHARD III Come to me, Tyrrel, soon at after supper,
+ And thou shalt tell the process of their death.
+ Meantime, but think how I may do thee good,
+ And be inheritor of thy desire.
+ Farewell till soon.
+
+ [Exit TYRREL]
+
+ The son of Clarence have I pent up close;
+ His daughter meanly have I match'd in marriage;
+ The sons of Edward sleep in Abraham's bosom,
+ And Anne my wife hath bid the world good night.
+ Now, for I know the Breton Richmond aims
+ At young Elizabeth, my brother's daughter,
+ And, by that knot, looks proudly o'er the crown,
+ To her I go, a jolly thriving wooer.
+
+ [Enter CATESBY]
+
+CATESBY My lord!
+
+KING RICHARD III Good news or bad, that thou comest in so bluntly?
+
+CATESBY Bad news, my lord: Ely is fled to Richmond;
+ And Buckingham, back'd with the hardy Welshmen,
+ Is in the field, and still his power increaseth.
+
+KING RICHARD III Ely with Richmond troubles me more near
+ Than Buckingham and his rash-levied army.
+ Come, I have heard that fearful commenting
+ Is leaden servitor to dull delay;
+ Delay leads impotent and snail-paced beggary
+ Then fiery expedition be my wing,
+ Jove's Mercury, and herald for a king!
+ Come, muster men: my counsel is my shield;
+ We must be brief when traitors brave the field.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Before the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter QUEEN MARGARET]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET So, now prosperity begins to mellow
+ And drop into the rotten mouth of death.
+ Here in these confines slily have I lurk'd,
+ To watch the waning of mine adversaries.
+ A dire induction am I witness to,
+ And will to France, hoping the consequence
+ Will prove as bitter, black, and tragical.
+ Withdraw thee, wretched Margaret: who comes here?
+
+ [Enter QUEEN ELIZABETH and the DUCHESS OF YORK]
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Ah, my young princes! ah, my tender babes!
+ My unblown flowers, new-appearing sweets!
+ If yet your gentle souls fly in the air
+ And be not fix'd in doom perpetual,
+ Hover about me with your airy wings
+ And hear your mother's lamentation!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Hover about her; say, that right for right
+ Hath dimm'd your infant morn to aged night.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK So many miseries have crazed my voice,
+ That my woe-wearied tongue is mute and dumb,
+ Edward Plantagenet, why art thou dead?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Plantagenet doth quit Plantagenet.
+ Edward for Edward pays a dying debt.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Wilt thou, O God, fly from such gentle lambs,
+ And throw them in the entrails of the wolf?
+ When didst thou sleep when such a deed was done?
+
+QUEEN MARGARET When holy Harry died, and my sweet son.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Blind sight, dead life, poor mortal living ghost,
+ Woe's scene, world's shame, grave's due by life usurp'd,
+ Brief abstract and record of tedious days,
+ Rest thy unrest on England's lawful earth,
+
+ [Sitting down]
+
+ Unlawfully made drunk with innocents' blood!
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH O, that thou wouldst as well afford a grave
+ As thou canst yield a melancholy seat!
+ Then would I hide my bones, not rest them here.
+ O, who hath any cause to mourn but I?
+
+ [Sitting down by her]
+
+QUEEN MARGARET If ancient sorrow be most reverend,
+ Give mine the benefit of seniory,
+ And let my woes frown on the upper hand.
+ If sorrow can admit society,
+
+ [Sitting down with them]
+
+ Tell o'er your woes again by viewing mine:
+ I had an Edward, till a Richard kill'd him;
+ I had a Harry, till a Richard kill'd him:
+ Thou hadst an Edward, till a Richard kill'd him;
+ Thou hadst a Richard, till a Richard killed him;
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK I had a Richard too, and thou didst kill him;
+ I had a Rutland too, thou holp'st to kill him.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Thou hadst a Clarence too, and Richard kill'd him.
+ From forth the kennel of thy womb hath crept
+ A hell-hound that doth hunt us all to death:
+ That dog, that had his teeth before his eyes,
+ To worry lambs and lap their gentle blood,
+ That foul defacer of God's handiwork,
+ That excellent grand tyrant of the earth,
+ That reigns in galled eyes of weeping souls,
+ Thy womb let loose, to chase us to our graves.
+ O upright, just, and true-disposing God,
+ How do I thank thee, that this carnal cur
+ Preys on the issue of his mother's body,
+ And makes her pew-fellow with others' moan!
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK O Harry's wife, triumph not in my woes!
+ God witness with me, I have wept for thine.
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Bear with me; I am hungry for revenge,
+ And now I cloy me with beholding it.
+ Thy Edward he is dead, that stabb'd my Edward:
+ Thy other Edward dead, to quit my Edward;
+ Young York he is but boot, because both they
+ Match not the high perfection of my loss:
+ Thy Clarence he is dead that kill'd my Edward;
+ And the beholders of this tragic play,
+ The adulterate Hastings, Rivers, Vaughan, Grey,
+ Untimely smother'd in their dusky graves.
+ Richard yet lives, hell's black intelligencer,
+ Only reserved their factor, to buy souls
+ And send them thither: but at hand, at hand,
+ Ensues his piteous and unpitied end:
+ Earth gapes, hell burns, fiends roar, saints pray.
+ To have him suddenly convey'd away.
+ Cancel his bond of life, dear God, I prey,
+ That I may live to say, The dog is dead!
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH O, thou didst prophesy the time would come
+ That I should wish for thee to help me curse
+ That bottled spider, that foul bunch-back'd toad!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET I call'd thee then vain flourish of my fortune;
+ I call'd thee then poor shadow, painted queen;
+ The presentation of but what I was;
+ The flattering index of a direful pageant;
+ One heaved a-high, to be hurl'd down below;
+ A mother only mock'd with two sweet babes;
+ A dream of what thou wert, a breath, a bubble,
+ A sign of dignity, a garish flag,
+ To be the aim of every dangerous shot,
+ A queen in jest, only to fill the scene.
+ Where is thy husband now? where be thy brothers?
+ Where are thy children? wherein dost thou, joy?
+ Who sues to thee and cries 'God save the queen'?
+ Where be the bending peers that flatter'd thee?
+ Where be the thronging troops that follow'd thee?
+ Decline all this, and see what now thou art:
+ For happy wife, a most distressed widow;
+ For joyful mother, one that wails the name;
+ For queen, a very caitiff crown'd with care;
+ For one being sued to, one that humbly sues;
+ For one that scorn'd at me, now scorn'd of me;
+ For one being fear'd of all, now fearing one;
+ For one commanding all, obey'd of none.
+ Thus hath the course of justice wheel'd about,
+ And left thee but a very prey to time;
+ Having no more but thought of what thou wert,
+ To torture thee the more, being what thou art.
+ Thou didst usurp my place, and dost thou not
+ Usurp the just proportion of my sorrow?
+ Now thy proud neck bears half my burthen'd yoke;
+ From which even here I slip my weary neck,
+ And leave the burthen of it all on thee.
+ Farewell, York's wife, and queen of sad mischance:
+ These English woes will make me smile in France.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH O thou well skill'd in curses, stay awhile,
+ And teach me how to curse mine enemies!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Forbear to sleep the nights, and fast the days;
+ Compare dead happiness with living woe;
+ Think that thy babes were fairer than they were,
+ And he that slew them fouler than he is:
+ Bettering thy loss makes the bad causer worse:
+ Revolving this will teach thee how to curse.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH My words are dull; O, quicken them with thine!
+
+QUEEN MARGARET Thy woes will make them sharp, and pierce like mine.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Why should calamity be full of words?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Windy attorneys to their client woes,
+ Airy succeeders of intestate joys,
+ Poor breathing orators of miseries!
+ Let them have scope: though what they do impart
+ Help not all, yet do they ease the heart.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK If so, then be not tongue-tied: go with me.
+ And in the breath of bitter words let's smother
+ My damned son, which thy two sweet sons smother'd.
+ I hear his drum: be copious in exclaims.
+
+ [Enter KING RICHARD III, marching, with drums and trumpets]
+
+KING RICHARD III Who intercepts my expedition?
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK O, she that might have intercepted thee,
+ By strangling thee in her accursed womb
+ From all the slaughters, wretch, that thou hast done!
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Hidest thou that forehead with a golden crown,
+ Where should be graven, if that right were right,
+ The slaughter of the prince that owed that crown,
+ And the dire death of my two sons and brothers?
+ Tell me, thou villain slave, where are my children?
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Thou toad, thou toad, where is thy brother Clarence?
+ And little Ned Plantagenet, his son?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Where is kind Hastings, Rivers, Vaughan, Grey?
+
+KING RICHARD III A flourish, trumpets! strike alarum, drums!
+ Let not the heavens hear these tell-tale women
+ Rail on the Lord's enointed: strike, I say!
+
+ [Flourish. Alarums]
+
+ Either be patient, and entreat me fair,
+ Or with the clamorous report of war
+ Thus will I drown your exclamations.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Art thou my son?
+
+KING RICHARD III Ay, I thank God, my father, and yourself.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Then patiently hear my impatience.
+
+KING RICHARD III Madam, I have a touch of your condition,
+ Which cannot brook the accent of reproof.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK O, let me speak!
+
+KING RICHARD III Do then: but I'll not hear.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK I will be mild and gentle in my speech.
+
+KING RICHARD III And brief, good mother; for I am in haste.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Art thou so hasty? I have stay'd for thee,
+ God knows, in anguish, pain and agony.
+
+KING RICHARD III And came I not at last to comfort you?
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK No, by the holy rood, thou know'st it well,
+ Thou camest on earth to make the earth my hell.
+ A grievous burthen was thy birth to me;
+ Tetchy and wayward was thy infancy;
+ Thy school-days frightful, desperate, wild, and furious,
+ Thy prime of manhood daring, bold, and venturous,
+ Thy age confirm'd, proud, subdued, bloody,
+ treacherous,
+ More mild, but yet more harmful, kind in hatred:
+ What comfortable hour canst thou name,
+ That ever graced me in thy company?
+
+KING RICHARD III Faith, none, but Humphrey Hour, that call'd
+ your grace
+ To breakfast once forth of my company.
+ If I be so disgracious in your sight,
+ Let me march on, and not offend your grace.
+ Strike the drum.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK I prithee, hear me speak.
+
+KING RICHARD III You speak too bitterly.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Hear me a word;
+ For I shall never speak to thee again.
+
+KING RICHARD III So.
+
+DUCHESS OF YORK Either thou wilt die, by God's just ordinance,
+ Ere from this war thou turn a conqueror,
+ Or I with grief and extreme age shall perish
+ And never look upon thy face again.
+ Therefore take with thee my most heavy curse;
+ Which, in the day of battle, tire thee more
+ Than all the complete armour that thou wear'st!
+ My prayers on the adverse party fight;
+ And there the little souls of Edward's children
+ Whisper the spirits of thine enemies
+ And promise them success and victory.
+ Bloody thou art, bloody will be thy end;
+ Shame serves thy life and doth thy death attend.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Though far more cause, yet much less spirit to curse
+ Abides in me; I say amen to all.
+
+KING RICHARD III Stay, madam; I must speak a word with you.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH I have no more sons of the royal blood
+ For thee to murder: for my daughters, Richard,
+ They shall be praying nuns, not weeping queens;
+ And therefore level not to hit their lives.
+
+KING RICHARD III You have a daughter call'd Elizabeth,
+ Virtuous and fair, royal and gracious.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH And must she die for this? O, let her live,
+ And I'll corrupt her manners, stain her beauty;
+ Slander myself as false to Edward's bed;
+ Throw over her the veil of infamy:
+ So she may live unscarr'd of bleeding slaughter,
+ I will confess she was not Edward's daughter.
+
+KING RICHARD III Wrong not her birth, she is of royal blood.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH To save her life, I'll say she is not so.
+
+KING RICHARD III Her life is only safest in her birth.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH And only in that safety died her brothers.
+
+KING RICHARD III Lo, at their births good stars were opposite.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH No, to their lives bad friends were contrary.
+
+KING RICHARD III All unavoided is the doom of destiny.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH True, when avoided grace makes destiny:
+ My babes were destined to a fairer death,
+ If grace had bless'd thee with a fairer life.
+
+KING RICHARD III You speak as if that I had slain my cousins.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Cousins, indeed; and by their uncle cozen'd
+ Of comfort, kingdom, kindred, freedom, life.
+ Whose hand soever lanced their tender hearts,
+ Thy head, all indirectly, gave direction:
+ No doubt the murderous knife was dull and blunt
+ Till it was whetted on thy stone-hard heart,
+ To revel in the entrails of my lambs.
+ But that still use of grief makes wild grief tame,
+ My tongue should to thy ears not name my boys
+ Till that my nails were anchor'd in thine eyes;
+ And I, in such a desperate bay of death,
+ Like a poor bark, of sails and tackling reft,
+ Rush all to pieces on thy rocky bosom.
+
+KING RICHARD III Madam, so thrive I in my enterprise
+ And dangerous success of bloody wars,
+ As I intend more good to you and yours,
+ Than ever you or yours were by me wrong'd!
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH What good is cover'd with the face of heaven,
+ To be discover'd, that can do me good?
+
+KING RICHARD III The advancement of your children, gentle lady.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Up to some scaffold, there to lose their heads?
+
+KING RICHARD III No, to the dignity and height of honour
+ The high imperial type of this earth's glory.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Flatter my sorrows with report of it;
+ Tell me what state, what dignity, what honour,
+ Canst thou demise to any child of mine?
+
+KING RICHARD III Even all I have; yea, and myself and all,
+ Will I withal endow a child of thine;
+ So in the Lethe of thy angry soul
+ Thou drown the sad remembrance of those wrongs
+ Which thou supposest I have done to thee.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Be brief, lest that be process of thy kindness
+ Last longer telling than thy kindness' date.
+
+KING RICHARD III Then know, that from my soul I love thy daughter.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH My daughter's mother thinks it with her soul.
+
+KING RICHARD III What do you think?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH That thou dost love my daughter from thy soul:
+ So from thy soul's love didst thou love her brothers;
+ And from my heart's love I do thank thee for it.
+
+KING RICHARD III Be not so hasty to confound my meaning:
+ I mean, that with my soul I love thy daughter,
+ And mean to make her queen of England.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Say then, who dost thou mean shall be her king?
+
+KING RICHARD III Even he that makes her queen who should be else?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH What, thou?
+
+KING RICHARD III I, even I: what think you of it, madam?
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH How canst thou woo her?
+
+KING RICHARD III That would I learn of you,
+ As one that are best acquainted with her humour.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH And wilt thou learn of me?
+
+KING RICHARD III Madam, with all my heart.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Send to her, by the man that slew her brothers,
+ A pair of bleeding-hearts; thereon engrave
+ Edward and York; then haply she will weep:
+ Therefore present to her--as sometime Margaret
+ Did to thy father, steep'd in Rutland's blood,--
+ A handkerchief; which, say to her, did drain
+ The purple sap from her sweet brother's body
+ And bid her dry her weeping eyes therewith.
+ If this inducement force her not to love,
+ Send her a story of thy noble acts;
+ Tell her thou madest away her uncle Clarence,
+ Her uncle Rivers; yea, and, for her sake,
+ Madest quick conveyance with her good aunt Anne.
+
+KING RICHARD III Come, come, you mock me; this is not the way
+ To win our daughter.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH There is no other way
+ Unless thou couldst put on some other shape,
+ And not be Richard that hath done all this.
+
+KING RICHARD III Say that I did all this for love of her.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Nay, then indeed she cannot choose but hate thee,
+ Having bought love with such a bloody spoil.
+
+KING RICHARD III Look, what is done cannot be now amended:
+ Men shall deal unadvisedly sometimes,
+ Which after hours give leisure to repent.
+ If I did take the kingdom from your sons,
+ To make amends, Ill give it to your daughter.
+ If I have kill'd the issue of your womb,
+ To quicken your increase, I will beget
+ Mine issue of your blood upon your daughter
+ A grandam's name is little less in love
+ Than is the doting title of a mother;
+ They are as children but one step below,
+ Even of your mettle, of your very blood;
+ Of an one pain, save for a night of groans
+ Endured of her, for whom you bid like sorrow.
+ Your children were vexation to your youth,
+ But mine shall be a comfort to your age.
+ The loss you have is but a son being king,
+ And by that loss your daughter is made queen.
+ I cannot make you what amends I would,
+ Therefore accept such kindness as I can.
+ Dorset your son, that with a fearful soul
+ Leads discontented steps in foreign soil,
+ This fair alliance quickly shall call home
+ To high promotions and great dignity:
+ The king, that calls your beauteous daughter wife.
+ Familiarly shall call thy Dorset brother;
+ Again shall you be mother to a king,
+ And all the ruins of distressful times
+ Repair'd with double riches of content.
+ What! we have many goodly days to see:
+ The liquid drops of tears that you have shed
+ Shall come again, transform'd to orient pearl,
+ Advantaging their loan with interest
+ Of ten times double gain of happiness.
+ Go, then my mother, to thy daughter go
+ Make bold her bashful years with your experience;
+ Prepare her ears to hear a wooer's tale
+ Put in her tender heart the aspiring flame
+ Of golden sovereignty; acquaint the princess
+ With the sweet silent hours of marriage joys
+ And when this arm of mine hath chastised
+ The petty rebel, dull-brain'd Buckingham,
+ Bound with triumphant garlands will I come
+ And lead thy daughter to a conqueror's bed;
+ To whom I will retail my conquest won,
+ And she shall be sole victress, Caesar's Caesar.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH What were I best to say? her father's brother
+ Would be her lord? or shall I say, her uncle?
+ Or, he that slew her brothers and her uncles?
+ Under what title shall I woo for thee,
+ That God, the law, my honour and her love,
+ Can make seem pleasing to her tender years?
+
+KING RICHARD III Infer fair England's peace by this alliance.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Which she shall purchase with still lasting war.
+
+KING RICHARD III Say that the king, which may command, entreats.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH That at her hands which the king's King forbids.
+
+KING RICHARD III Say, she shall be a high and mighty queen.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH To wail the tide, as her mother doth.
+
+KING RICHARD III Say, I will love her everlastingly.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH But how long shall that title 'ever' last?
+
+KING RICHARD III Sweetly in force unto her fair life's end.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH But how long fairly shall her sweet lie last?
+
+KING RICHARD III So long as heaven and nature lengthens it.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH So long as hell and Richard likes of it.
+
+KING RICHARD III Say, I, her sovereign, am her subject love.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH But she, your subject, loathes such sovereignty.
+
+KING RICHARD III Be eloquent in my behalf to her.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
+
+KING RICHARD III Then in plain terms tell her my loving tale.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Plain and not honest is too harsh a style.
+
+KING RICHARD III Your reasons are too shallow and too quick.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH O no, my reasons are too deep and dead;
+ Too deep and dead, poor infants, in their grave.
+
+KING RICHARD III Harp not on that string, madam; that is past.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Harp on it still shall I till heart-strings break.
+
+KING RICHARD III Now, by my George, my garter, and my crown,--
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Profaned, dishonour'd, and the third usurp'd.
+
+KING RICHARD III I swear--
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH By nothing; for this is no oath:
+ The George, profaned, hath lost his holy honour;
+ The garter, blemish'd, pawn'd his knightly virtue;
+ The crown, usurp'd, disgraced his kingly glory.
+ if something thou wilt swear to be believed,
+ Swear then by something that thou hast not wrong'd.
+
+KING RICHARD III Now, by the world--
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH 'Tis full of thy foul wrongs.
+
+KING RICHARD III My father's death--
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Thy life hath that dishonour'd.
+
+KING RICHARD III Then, by myself--
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Thyself thyself misusest.
+
+KING RICHARD III Why then, by God--
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH God's wrong is most of all.
+ If thou hadst fear'd to break an oath by Him,
+ The unity the king thy brother made
+ Had not been broken, nor my brother slain:
+ If thou hadst fear'd to break an oath by Him,
+ The imperial metal, circling now thy brow,
+ Had graced the tender temples of my child,
+ And both the princes had been breathing here,
+ Which now, two tender playfellows to dust,
+ Thy broken faith hath made a prey for worms.
+ What canst thou swear by now?
+
+KING RICHARD III The time to come.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH That thou hast wronged in the time o'erpast;
+ For I myself have many tears to wash
+ Hereafter time, for time past wrong'd by thee.
+ The children live, whose parents thou hast
+ slaughter'd,
+ Ungovern'd youth, to wail it in their age;
+ The parents live, whose children thou hast butcher'd,
+ Old wither'd plants, to wail it with their age.
+ Swear not by time to come; for that thou hast
+ Misused ere used, by time misused o'erpast.
+
+KING RICHARD III As I intend to prosper and repent,
+ So thrive I in my dangerous attempt
+ Of hostile arms! myself myself confound!
+ Heaven and fortune bar me happy hours!
+ Day, yield me not thy light; nor, night, thy rest!
+ Be opposite all planets of good luck
+ To my proceedings, if, with pure heart's love,
+ Immaculate devotion, holy thoughts,
+ I tender not thy beauteous princely daughter!
+ In her consists my happiness and thine;
+ Without her, follows to this land and me,
+ To thee, herself, and many a Christian soul,
+ Death, desolation, ruin and decay:
+ It cannot be avoided but by this;
+ It will not be avoided but by this.
+ Therefore, good mother,--I must can you so--
+ Be the attorney of my love to her:
+ Plead what I will be, not what I have been;
+ Not my deserts, but what I will deserve:
+ Urge the necessity and state of times,
+ And be not peevish-fond in great designs.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Shall I be tempted of the devil thus?
+
+KING RICHARD III Ay, if the devil tempt thee to do good.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Shall I forget myself to be myself?
+
+KING RICHARD III Ay, if yourself's remembrance wrong yourself.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH But thou didst kill my children.
+
+KING RICHARD III But in your daughter's womb I bury them:
+ Where in that nest of spicery they shall breed
+ Selves of themselves, to your recomforture.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH Shall I go win my daughter to thy will?
+
+KING RICHARD III And be a happy mother by the deed.
+
+QUEEN ELIZABETH I go. Write to me very shortly.
+ And you shall understand from me her mind.
+
+KING RICHARD III Bear her my true love's kiss; and so, farewell.
+
+ [Exit QUEEN ELIZABETH]
+
+ Relenting fool, and shallow, changing woman!
+
+ [Enter RATCLIFF; CATESBY following]
+
+ How now! what news?
+
+RATCLIFF My gracious sovereign, on the western coast
+ Rideth a puissant navy; to the shore
+ Throng many doubtful hollow-hearted friends,
+ Unarm'd, and unresolved to beat them back:
+ 'Tis thought that Richmond is their admiral;
+ And there they hull, expecting but the aid
+ Of Buckingham to welcome them ashore.
+
+KING RICHARD III Some light-foot friend post to the Duke of Norfolk:
+ Ratcliff, thyself, or Catesby; where is he?
+
+CATESBY Here, my lord.
+
+KING RICHARD III Fly to the duke:
+
+ [To RATCLIFF]
+
+ Post thou to Salisbury
+ When thou comest thither--
+
+ [To CATESBY]
+
+ Dull, unmindful villain,
+ Why stand'st thou still, and go'st not to the duke?
+
+CATESBY First, mighty sovereign, let me know your mind,
+ What from your grace I shall deliver to him.
+
+KING RICHARD III O, true, good Catesby: bid him levy straight
+ The greatest strength and power he can make,
+ And meet me presently at Salisbury.
+
+CATESBY I go.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+RATCLIFF What is't your highness' pleasure I shall do at
+ Salisbury?
+
+KING RICHARD III Why, what wouldst thou do there before I go?
+
+RATCLIFF Your highness told me I should post before.
+
+KING RICHARD III My mind is changed, sir, my mind is changed.
+
+ [Enter STANLEY]
+
+ How now, what news with you?
+
+STANLEY None good, my lord, to please you with the hearing;
+ Nor none so bad, but it may well be told.
+
+KING RICHARD III Hoyday, a riddle! neither good nor bad!
+ Why dost thou run so many mile about,
+ When thou mayst tell thy tale a nearer way?
+ Once more, what news?
+
+STANLEY Richmond is on the seas.
+
+KING RICHARD III There let him sink, and be the seas on him!
+ White-liver'd runagate, what doth he there?
+
+STANLEY I know not, mighty sovereign, but by guess.
+
+KING RICHARD III Well, sir, as you guess, as you guess?
+
+STANLEY Stirr'd up by Dorset, Buckingham, and Ely,
+ He makes for England, there to claim the crown.
+
+KING RICHARD III Is the chair empty? is the sword unsway'd?
+ Is the king dead? the empire unpossess'd?
+ What heir of York is there alive but we?
+ And who is England's king but great York's heir?
+ Then, tell me, what doth he upon the sea?
+
+STANLEY Unless for that, my liege, I cannot guess.
+
+KING RICHARD III Unless for that he comes to be your liege,
+ You cannot guess wherefore the Welshman comes.
+ Thou wilt revolt, and fly to him, I fear.
+
+STANLEY No, mighty liege; therefore mistrust me not.
+
+KING RICHARD III Where is thy power, then, to beat him back?
+ Where are thy tenants and thy followers?
+ Are they not now upon the western shore.
+ Safe-conducting the rebels from their ships!
+
+STANLEY No, my good lord, my friends are in the north.
+
+KING RICHARD III Cold friends to Richard: what do they in the north,
+ When they should serve their sovereign in the west?
+
+STANLEY They have not been commanded, mighty sovereign:
+ Please it your majesty to give me leave,
+ I'll muster up my friends, and meet your grace
+ Where and what time your majesty shall please.
+
+KING RICHARD III Ay, ay. thou wouldst be gone to join with Richmond:
+ I will not trust you, sir.
+
+STANLEY Most mighty sovereign,
+ You have no cause to hold my friendship doubtful:
+ I never was nor never will be false.
+
+KING RICHARD III Well,
+ Go muster men; but, hear you, leave behind
+ Your son, George Stanley: look your faith be firm.
+ Or else his head's assurance is but frail.
+
+STANLEY So deal with him as I prove true to you.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger My gracious sovereign, now in Devonshire,
+ As I by friends am well advertised,
+ Sir Edward Courtney, and the haughty prelate
+ Bishop of Exeter, his brother there,
+ With many more confederates, are in arms.
+
+ [Enter another Messenger]
+
+Second Messenger My liege, in Kent the Guildfords are in arms;
+ And every hour more competitors
+ Flock to their aid, and still their power increaseth.
+
+ [Enter another Messenger]
+
+Third Messenger My lord, the army of the Duke of Buckingham--
+
+KING RICHARD III Out on you, owls! nothing but songs of death?
+
+ [He striketh him]
+
+ Take that, until thou bring me better news.
+
+Third Messenger The news I have to tell your majesty
+ Is, that by sudden floods and fall of waters,
+ Buckingham's army is dispersed and scatter'd;
+ And he himself wander'd away alone,
+ No man knows whither.
+
+KING RICHARD III I cry thee mercy:
+ There is my purse to cure that blow of thine.
+ Hath any well-advised friend proclaim'd
+ Reward to him that brings the traitor in?
+
+Third Messenger Such proclamation hath been made, my liege.
+
+ [Enter another Messenger]
+
+Fourth Messenger Sir Thomas Lovel and Lord Marquis Dorset,
+ 'Tis said, my liege, in Yorkshire are in arms.
+ Yet this good comfort bring I to your grace,
+ The Breton navy is dispersed by tempest:
+ Richmond, in Yorkshire, sent out a boat
+ Unto the shore, to ask those on the banks
+ If they were his assistants, yea or no;
+ Who answer'd him, they came from Buckingham.
+ Upon his party: he, mistrusting them,
+ Hoisted sail and made away for Brittany.
+
+KING RICHARD III March on, march on, since we are up in arms;
+ If not to fight with foreign enemies,
+ Yet to beat down these rebels here at home.
+
+ [Re-enter CATESBY]
+
+CATESBY My liege, the Duke of Buckingham is taken;
+ That is the best news: that the Earl of Richmond
+ Is with a mighty power landed at Milford,
+ Is colder tidings, yet they must be told.
+
+KING RICHARD III Away towards Salisbury! while we reason here,
+ A royal battle might be won and lost
+ Some one take order Buckingham be brought
+ To Salisbury; the rest march on with me.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V Lord Derby's house.
+
+
+ [Enter DERBY and SIR CHRISTOPHER URSWICK]
+
+DERBY Sir Christopher, tell Richmond this from me:
+ That in the sty of this most bloody boar
+ My son George Stanley is frank'd up in hold:
+ If I revolt, off goes young George's head;
+ The fear of that withholds my present aid.
+ But, tell me, where is princely Richmond now?
+
+CHRISTOPHER At Pembroke, or at Harford-west, in Wales.
+
+DERBY What men of name resort to him?
+
+CHRISTOPHER Sir Walter Herbert, a renowned soldier;
+ Sir Gilbert Talbot, Sir William Stanley;
+ Oxford, redoubted Pembroke, Sir James Blunt,
+ And Rice ap Thomas with a valiant crew;
+ And many more of noble fame and worth:
+ And towards London they do bend their course,
+ If by the way they be not fought withal.
+
+DERBY Return unto thy lord; commend me to him:
+ Tell him the queen hath heartily consented
+ He shall espouse Elizabeth her daughter.
+ These letters will resolve him of my mind. Farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Salisbury. An open place.
+
+
+ [Enter the Sheriff, and BUCKINGHAM, with halberds,
+ led to execution]
+
+BUCKINGHAM Will not King Richard let me speak with him?
+
+Sheriff No, my good lord; therefore be patient.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Hastings, and Edward's children, Rivers, Grey,
+ Holy King Henry, and thy fair son Edward,
+ Vaughan, and all that have miscarried
+ By underhand corrupted foul injustice,
+ If that your moody discontented souls
+ Do through the clouds behold this present hour,
+ Even for revenge mock my destruction!
+ This is All-Souls' day, fellows, is it not?
+
+Sheriff It is, my lord.
+
+BUCKINGHAM Why, then All-Souls' day is my body's doomsday.
+ This is the day that, in King Edward's time,
+ I wish't might fall on me, when I was found
+ False to his children or his wife's allies
+ This is the day wherein I wish'd to fall
+ By the false faith of him I trusted most;
+ This, this All-Souls' day to my fearful soul
+ Is the determined respite of my wrongs:
+ That high All-Seer that I dallied with
+ Hath turn'd my feigned prayer on my head
+ And given in earnest what I begg'd in jest.
+ Thus doth he force the swords of wicked men
+ To turn their own points on their masters' bosoms:
+ Now Margaret's curse is fallen upon my head;
+ 'When he,' quoth she, 'shall split thy heart with sorrow,
+ Remember Margaret was a prophetess.'
+ Come, sirs, convey me to the block of shame;
+ Wrong hath but wrong, and blame the due of blame.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II The camp near Tamworth.
+
+
+ [Enter RICHMOND, OXFORD, BLUNT, HERBERT, and others,
+ with drum and colours]
+
+RICHMOND Fellows in arms, and my most loving friends,
+ Bruised underneath the yoke of tyranny,
+ Thus far into the bowels of the land
+ Have we march'd on without impediment;
+ And here receive we from our father Stanley
+ Lines of fair comfort and encouragement.
+ The wretched, bloody, and usurping boar,
+ That spoil'd your summer fields and fruitful vines,
+ Swills your warm blood like wash, and makes his trough
+ In your embowell'd bosoms, this foul swine
+ Lies now even in the centre of this isle,
+ Near to the town of Leicester, as we learn
+ From Tamworth thither is but one day's march.
+ In God's name, cheerly on, courageous friends,
+ To reap the harvest of perpetual peace
+ By this one bloody trial of sharp war.
+
+OXFORD Every man's conscience is a thousand swords,
+ To fight against that bloody homicide.
+
+HERBERT I doubt not but his friends will fly to us.
+
+BLUNT He hath no friends but who are friends for fear.
+ Which in his greatest need will shrink from him.
+
+RICHMOND All for our vantage. Then, in God's name, march:
+ True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings:
+ Kings it makes gods, and meaner creatures kings.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III Bosworth Field.
+
+
+ [Enter KING RICHARD III in arms, with NORFOLK,
+ SURREY, and others]
+
+KING RICHARD III Here pitch our tents, even here in Bosworth field.
+ My Lord of Surrey, why look you so sad?
+
+SURREY My heart is ten times lighter than my looks.
+
+KING RICHARD III My Lord of Norfolk,--
+
+NORFOLK Here, most gracious liege.
+
+
+KING RICHARD III Norfolk, we must have knocks; ha! must we not?
+
+NORFOLK We must both give and take, my gracious lord.
+
+KING RICHARD III Up with my tent there! here will I lie tonight;
+ But where to-morrow? Well, all's one for that.
+ Who hath descried the number of the foe?
+
+NORFOLK Six or seven thousand is their utmost power.
+
+KING RICHARD III Why, our battalion trebles that account:
+ Besides, the king's name is a tower of strength,
+ Which they upon the adverse party want.
+ Up with my tent there! Valiant gentlemen,
+ Let us survey the vantage of the field
+ Call for some men of sound direction
+ Let's want no discipline, make no delay,
+ For, lords, to-morrow is a busy day.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Enter, on the other side of the field, RICHMOND,
+ Sir William Brandon, OXFORD, and others. Some of
+ the Soldiers pitch RICHMOND's tent]
+
+RICHMOND The weary sun hath made a golden set,
+ And by the bright track of his fiery car,
+ Gives signal, of a goodly day to-morrow.
+ Sir William Brandon, you shall bear my standard.
+ Give me some ink and paper in my tent
+ I'll draw the form and model of our battle,
+ Limit each leader to his several charge,
+ And part in just proportion our small strength.
+ My Lord of Oxford, you, Sir William Brandon,
+ And you, Sir Walter Herbert, stay with me.
+ The Earl of Pembroke keeps his regiment:
+ Good Captain Blunt, bear my good night to him
+ And by the second hour in the morning
+ Desire the earl to see me in my tent:
+ Yet one thing more, good Blunt, before thou go'st,
+ Where is Lord Stanley quarter'd, dost thou know?
+
+BLUNT Unless I have mista'en his colours much,
+ Which well I am assured I have not done,
+ His regiment lies half a mile at least
+ South from the mighty power of the king.
+
+RICHMOND If without peril it be possible,
+ Good Captain Blunt, bear my good-night to him,
+ And give him from me this most needful scroll.
+
+BLUNT Upon my life, my lord, I'll under-take it;
+ And so, God give you quiet rest to-night!
+
+RICHMOND Good night, good Captain Blunt. Come gentlemen,
+ Let us consult upon to-morrow's business
+ In to our tent; the air is raw and cold.
+
+ [They withdraw into the tent]
+
+ [Enter, to his tent, KING RICHARD III, NORFOLK,
+ RATCLIFF, CATESBY, and others]
+
+KING RICHARD III What is't o'clock?
+
+CATESBY It's supper-time, my lord;
+ It's nine o'clock.
+
+KING RICHARD III I will not sup to-night.
+ Give me some ink and paper.
+ What, is my beaver easier than it was?
+ And all my armour laid into my tent?
+
+CATESBY If is, my liege; and all things are in readiness.
+
+KING RICHARD III Good Norfolk, hie thee to thy charge;
+ Use careful watch, choose trusty sentinels.
+
+NORFOLK I go, my lord.
+
+KING RICHARD III Stir with the lark to-morrow, gentle Norfolk.
+
+NORFOLK I warrant you, my lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING RICHARD III Catesby!
+
+CATESBY My lord?
+
+KING RICHARD III Send out a pursuivant at arms
+ To Stanley's regiment; bid him bring his power
+ Before sunrising, lest his son George fall
+ Into the blind cave of eternal night.
+
+ [Exit CATESBY]
+
+ Fill me a bowl of wine. Give me a watch.
+ Saddle white Surrey for the field to-morrow.
+ Look that my staves be sound, and not too heavy.
+ Ratcliff!
+
+RATCLIFF My lord?
+
+KING RICHARD III Saw'st thou the melancholy Lord Northumberland?
+
+RATCLIFF Thomas the Earl of Surrey, and himself,
+ Much about cock-shut time, from troop to troop
+ Went through the army, cheering up the soldiers.
+
+KING RICHARD III So, I am satisfied. Give me a bowl of wine:
+ I have not that alacrity of spirit,
+ Nor cheer of mind, that I was wont to have.
+ Set it down. Is ink and paper ready?
+
+RATCLIFF It is, my lord.
+
+KING RICHARD III Bid my guard watch; leave me.
+ Ratcliff, about the mid of night come to my tent
+ And help to arm me. Leave me, I say.
+
+ [Exeunt RATCLIFF and the other Attendants]
+
+ [Enter DERBY to RICHMOND in his tent, Lords and
+ others attending]
+
+DERBY Fortune and victory sit on thy helm!
+
+RICHMOND All comfort that the dark night can afford
+ Be to thy person, noble father-in-law!
+ Tell me, how fares our loving mother?
+
+DERBY I, by attorney, bless thee from thy mother
+ Who prays continually for Richmond's good:
+ So much for that. The silent hours steal on,
+ And flaky darkness breaks within the east.
+ In brief,--for so the season bids us be,--
+ Prepare thy battle early in the morning,
+ And put thy fortune to the arbitrement
+ Of bloody strokes and mortal-staring war.
+ I, as I may--that which I would I cannot,--
+ With best advantage will deceive the time,
+ And aid thee in this doubtful shock of arms:
+ But on thy side I may not be too forward
+ Lest, being seen, thy brother, tender George,
+ Be executed in his father's sight.
+ Farewell: the leisure and the fearful time
+ Cuts off the ceremonious vows of love
+ And ample interchange of sweet discourse,
+ Which so long sunder'd friends should dwell upon:
+ God give us leisure for these rites of love!
+ Once more, adieu: be valiant, and speed well!
+
+RICHMOND Good lords, conduct him to his regiment:
+ I'll strive, with troubled thoughts, to take a nap,
+ Lest leaden slumber peise me down to-morrow,
+ When I should mount with wings of victory:
+ Once more, good night, kind lords and gentlemen.
+
+ [Exeunt all but RICHMOND]
+
+ O Thou, whose captain I account myself,
+ Look on my forces with a gracious eye;
+ Put in their hands thy bruising irons of wrath,
+ That they may crush down with a heavy fall
+ The usurping helmets of our adversaries!
+ Make us thy ministers of chastisement,
+ That we may praise thee in the victory!
+ To thee I do commend my watchful soul,
+ Ere I let fall the windows of mine eyes:
+ Sleeping and waking, O, defend me still!
+
+ [Sleeps]
+
+ [Enter the Ghost of Prince Edward, son to King Henry VI]
+
+Ghost
+of Prince Edward [To KING RICHARD III]
+
+ Let me sit heavy on thy soul to-morrow!
+ Think, how thou stab'dst me in my prime of youth
+ At Tewksbury: despair, therefore, and die!
+
+ [To RICHMOND]
+
+ Be cheerful, Richmond; for the wronged souls
+ Of butcher'd princes fight in thy behalf
+ King Henry's issue, Richmond, comforts thee.
+
+ [Enter the Ghost of King Henry VI]
+
+Ghost
+of King Henry VI [To KING RICHARD III]
+
+ When I was mortal, my anointed body
+ By thee was punched full of deadly holes
+ Think on the Tower and me: despair, and die!
+ Harry the Sixth bids thee despair, and die!
+
+ [To RICHMOND]
+
+ Virtuous and holy, be thou conqueror!
+ Harry, that prophesied thou shouldst be king,
+ Doth comfort thee in thy sleep: live, and flourish!
+
+ [Enter the Ghost of CLARENCE]
+
+Ghost of CLARENCE [To KING RICHARD III]
+
+ Let me sit heavy on thy soul to-morrow!
+ I, that was wash'd to death with fulsome wine,
+ Poor Clarence, by thy guile betrayed to death!
+ To-morrow in the battle think on me,
+ And fall thy edgeless sword: despair, and die!--
+
+ [To RICHMOND]
+
+ Thou offspring of the house of Lancaster
+ The wronged heirs of York do pray for thee
+ Good angels guard thy battle! live, and flourish!
+
+ [Enter the Ghosts of RIVERS, GRAY, and VAUGHAN]
+
+Ghost of RIVERS [To KING RICHARD III]
+
+ Let me sit heavy on thy soul to-morrow,
+ Rivers. that died at Pomfret! despair, and die!
+
+Ghost of GREY [To KING RICHARD III]
+
+ Think upon Grey, and let thy soul despair!
+
+Ghost of VAUGHAN [To KING RICHARD III]
+
+ Think upon Vaughan, and, with guilty fear,
+ Let fall thy lance: despair, and die!
+
+All [To RICHMOND]
+
+ Awake, and think our wrongs in Richard's bosom
+ Will conquer him! awake, and win the day!
+
+ [Enter the Ghost of HASTINGS]
+
+Ghost of HASTINGS [To KING RICHARD III]
+
+ Bloody and guilty, guiltily awake,
+ And in a bloody battle end thy days!
+ Think on Lord Hastings: despair, and die!
+
+ [To RICHMOND]
+
+ Quiet untroubled soul, awake, awake!
+ Arm, fight, and conquer, for fair England's sake!
+
+ [Enter the Ghosts of the two young Princes]
+
+Ghosts
+of young Princes [To KING RICHARD III]
+
+ Dream on thy cousins smother'd in the Tower:
+ Let us be led within thy bosom, Richard,
+ And weigh thee down to ruin, shame, and death!
+ Thy nephews' souls bid thee despair and die!
+
+ [To RICHMOND]
+
+ Sleep, Richmond, sleep in peace, and wake in joy;
+ Good angels guard thee from the boar's annoy!
+ Live, and beget a happy race of kings!
+ Edward's unhappy sons do bid thee flourish.
+
+ [Enter the Ghost of LADY ANNE]
+
+Ghost of LADY ANNE [To KING RICHARD III]
+
+ Richard, thy wife, that wretched Anne thy wife,
+ That never slept a quiet hour with thee,
+ Now fills thy sleep with perturbations
+ To-morrow in the battle think on me,
+ And fall thy edgeless sword: despair, and die!
+
+ [To RICHMOND]
+
+ Thou quiet soul, sleep thou a quiet sleep
+ Dream of success and happy victory!
+ Thy adversary's wife doth pray for thee.
+
+ [Enter the Ghost of BUCKINGHAM]
+
+Ghost
+of BUCKINGHAM [To KING RICHARD III]
+
+ The last was I that helped thee to the crown;
+ The last was I that felt thy tyranny:
+ O, in the battle think on Buckingham,
+ And die in terror of thy guiltiness!
+ Dream on, dream on, of bloody deeds and death:
+ Fainting, despair; despairing, yield thy breath!
+
+ [To RICHMOND]
+
+ I died for hope ere I could lend thee aid:
+ But cheer thy heart, and be thou not dismay'd:
+ God and good angel fight on Richmond's side;
+ And Richard falls in height of all his pride.
+
+ [The Ghosts vanish]
+
+ [KING RICHARD III starts out of his dream]
+
+KING RICHARD III Give me another horse: bind up my wounds.
+ Have mercy, Jesu!--Soft! I did but dream.
+ O coward conscience, how dost thou afflict me!
+ The lights burn blue. It is now dead midnight.
+ Cold fearful drops stand on my trembling flesh.
+ What do I fear? myself? there's none else by:
+ Richard loves Richard; that is, I am I.
+ Is there a murderer here? No. Yes, I am:
+ Then fly. What, from myself? Great reason why:
+ Lest I revenge. What, myself upon myself?
+ Alack. I love myself. Wherefore? for any good
+ That I myself have done unto myself?
+ O, no! alas, I rather hate myself
+ For hateful deeds committed by myself!
+ I am a villain: yet I lie. I am not.
+ Fool, of thyself speak well: fool, do not flatter.
+ My conscience hath a thousand several tongues,
+ And every tongue brings in a several tale,
+ And every tale condemns me for a villain.
+ Perjury, perjury, in the high'st degree
+ Murder, stem murder, in the direst degree;
+ All several sins, all used in each degree,
+ Throng to the bar, crying all, Guilty! guilty!
+ I shall despair. There is no creature loves me;
+ And if I die, no soul shall pity me:
+ Nay, wherefore should they, since that I myself
+ Find in myself no pity to myself?
+ Methought the souls of all that I had murder'd
+ Came to my tent; and every one did threat
+ To-morrow's vengeance on the head of Richard.
+
+ [Enter RATCLIFF]
+
+RATCLIFF My lord!
+
+KING RICHARD III 'Zounds! who is there?
+
+RATCLIFF Ratcliff, my lord; 'tis I. The early village-cock
+ Hath twice done salutation to the morn;
+ Your friends are up, and buckle on their armour.
+
+KING RICHARD III O Ratcliff, I have dream'd a fearful dream!
+ What thinkest thou, will our friends prove all true?
+
+RATCLIFF No doubt, my lord.
+
+KING RICHARD III O Ratcliff, I fear, I fear,--
+
+RATCLIFF Nay, good my lord, be not afraid of shadows.
+
+KING RICHARD III By the apostle Paul, shadows to-night
+ Have struck more terror to the soul of Richard
+ Than can the substance of ten thousand soldiers
+ Armed in proof, and led by shallow Richmond.
+ It is not yet near day. Come, go with me;
+ Under our tents I'll play the eaves-dropper,
+ To see if any mean to shrink from me.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Enter the Lords to RICHMOND, sitting in his tent]
+
+LORDS Good morrow, Richmond!
+
+RICHMOND Cry mercy, lords and watchful gentlemen,
+ That you have ta'en a tardy sluggard here.
+
+LORDS How have you slept, my lord?
+
+RICHMOND The sweetest sleep, and fairest-boding dreams
+ That ever enter'd in a drowsy head,
+ Have I since your departure had, my lords.
+ Methought their souls, whose bodies Richard murder'd,
+ Came to my tent, and cried on victory:
+ I promise you, my soul is very jocund
+ In the remembrance of so fair a dream.
+ How far into the morning is it, lords?
+
+LORDS Upon the stroke of four.
+
+RICHMOND Why, then 'tis time to arm and give direction.
+
+ [His oration to his soldiers]
+
+ More than I have said, loving countrymen,
+ The leisure and enforcement of the time
+ Forbids to dwell upon: yet remember this,
+ God and our good cause fight upon our side;
+ The prayers of holy saints and wronged souls,
+ Like high-rear'd bulwarks, stand before our faces;
+ Richard except, those whom we fight against
+ Had rather have us win than him they follow:
+ For what is he they follow? truly, gentlemen,
+ A bloody tyrant and a homicide;
+ One raised in blood, and one in blood establish'd;
+ One that made means to come by what he hath,
+ And slaughter'd those that were the means to help him;
+ Abase foul stone, made precious by the foil
+ Of England's chair, where he is falsely set;
+ One that hath ever been God's enemy:
+ Then, if you fight against God's enemy,
+ God will in justice ward you as his soldiers;
+ If you do sweat to put a tyrant down,
+ You sleep in peace, the tyrant being slain;
+ If you do fight against your country's foes,
+ Your country's fat shall pay your pains the hire;
+ If you do fight in safeguard of your wives,
+ Your wives shall welcome home the conquerors;
+ If you do free your children from the sword,
+ Your children's children quit it in your age.
+ Then, in the name of God and all these rights,
+ Advance your standards, draw your willing swords.
+ For me, the ransom of my bold attempt
+ Shall be this cold corpse on the earth's cold face;
+ But if I thrive, the gain of my attempt
+ The least of you shall share his part thereof.
+ Sound drums and trumpets boldly and cheerfully;
+ God and Saint George! Richmond and victory!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Re-enter KING RICHARD, RATCLIFF, Attendants
+ and Forces]
+
+KING RICHARD III What said Northumberland as touching Richmond?
+
+RATCLIFF That he was never trained up in arms.
+
+KING RICHARD III He said the truth: and what said Surrey then?
+
+RATCLIFF He smiled and said 'The better for our purpose.'
+
+KING RICHARD III He was in the right; and so indeed it is.
+
+ [Clock striketh]
+
+ Ten the clock there. Give me a calendar.
+ Who saw the sun to-day?
+
+RATCLIFF Not I, my lord.
+
+KING RICHARD III Then he disdains to shine; for by the book
+ He should have braved the east an hour ago
+ A black day will it be to somebody. Ratcliff!
+
+RATCLIFF My lord?
+
+KING RICHARD III The sun will not be seen to-day;
+ The sky doth frown and lour upon our army.
+ I would these dewy tears were from the ground.
+ Not shine to-day! Why, what is that to me
+ More than to Richmond? for the selfsame heaven
+ That frowns on me looks sadly upon him.
+
+ [Enter NORFOLK]
+
+NORFOLK Arm, arm, my lord; the foe vaunts in the field.
+
+KING RICHARD III Come, bustle, bustle; caparison my horse.
+ Call up Lord Stanley, bid him bring his power:
+ I will lead forth my soldiers to the plain,
+ And thus my battle shall be ordered:
+ My foreward shall be drawn out all in length,
+ Consisting equally of horse and foot;
+ Our archers shall be placed in the midst
+ John Duke of Norfolk, Thomas Earl of Surrey,
+ Shall have the leading of this foot and horse.
+ They thus directed, we will follow
+ In the main battle, whose puissance on either side
+ Shall be well winged with our chiefest horse.
+ This, and Saint George to boot! What think'st thou, Norfolk?
+
+NORFOLK A good direction, warlike sovereign.
+ This found I on my tent this morning.
+
+ [He sheweth him a paper]
+
+KING RICHARD III [Reads]
+
+ 'Jockey of Norfolk, be not too bold,
+ For Dickon thy master is bought and sold.'
+ A thing devised by the enemy.
+ Go, gentleman, every man unto his charge
+ Let not our babbling dreams affright our souls:
+ Conscience is but a word that cowards use,
+ Devised at first to keep the strong in awe:
+ Our strong arms be our conscience, swords our law.
+ March on, join bravely, let us to't pell-mell
+ If not to heaven, then hand in hand to hell.
+
+ [His oration to his Army]
+
+ What shall I say more than I have inferr'd?
+ Remember whom you are to cope withal;
+ A sort of vagabonds, rascals, and runaways,
+ A scum of Bretons, and base lackey peasants,
+ Whom their o'er-cloyed country vomits forth
+ To desperate ventures and assured destruction.
+ You sleeping safe, they bring to you unrest;
+ You having lands, and blest with beauteous wives,
+ They would restrain the one, distain the other.
+ And who doth lead them but a paltry fellow,
+ Long kept in Bretagne at our mother's cost?
+ A milk-sop, one that never in his life
+ Felt so much cold as over shoes in snow?
+ Let's whip these stragglers o'er the seas again;
+ Lash hence these overweening rags of France,
+ These famish'd beggars, weary of their lives;
+ Who, but for dreaming on this fond exploit,
+ For want of means, poor rats, had hang'd themselves:
+ If we be conquer'd, let men conquer us,
+ And not these bastard Bretons; whom our fathers
+ Have in their own land beaten, bobb'd, and thump'd,
+ And in record, left them the heirs of shame.
+ Shall these enjoy our lands? lie with our wives?
+ Ravish our daughters?
+
+ [Drum afar off]
+
+ Hark! I hear their drum.
+ Fight, gentlemen of England! fight, bold yoemen!
+ Draw, archers, draw your arrows to the head!
+ Spur your proud horses hard, and ride in blood;
+ Amaze the welkin with your broken staves!
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ What says Lord Stanley? will he bring his power?
+
+Messenger My lord, he doth deny to come.
+
+KING RICHARD III Off with his son George's head!
+
+NORFOLK My lord, the enemy is past the marsh
+ After the battle let George Stanley die.
+
+KING RICHARD III A thousand hearts are great within my bosom:
+ Advance our standards, set upon our foes
+ Our ancient word of courage, fair Saint George,
+ Inspire us with the spleen of fiery dragons!
+ Upon them! victory sits on our helms.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Alarum: excursions. Enter NORFOLK and forces
+ fighting; to him CATESBY]
+
+CATESBY Rescue, my Lord of Norfolk, rescue, rescue!
+ The king enacts more wonders than a man,
+ Daring an opposite to every danger:
+ His horse is slain, and all on foot he fights,
+ Seeking for Richmond in the throat of death.
+ Rescue, fair lord, or else the day is lost!
+
+ [Alarums. Enter KING RICHARD III]
+
+KING RICHARD III A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
+
+CATESBY Withdraw, my lord; I'll help you to a horse.
+
+KING RICHARD III Slave, I have set my life upon a cast,
+ And I will stand the hazard of the die:
+ I think there be six Richmonds in the field;
+ Five have I slain to-day instead of him.
+ A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING RICHARD III
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Enter KING RICHARD III and RICHMOND; they
+ fight. KING RICHARD III is slain. Retreat and
+ flourish. Re-enter RICHMOND, DERBY bearing the
+ crown, with divers other Lords]
+
+RICHMOND God and your arms be praised, victorious friends,
+ The day is ours, the bloody dog is dead.
+
+DERBY Courageous Richmond, well hast thou acquit thee.
+ Lo, here, this long-usurped royalty
+ From the dead temples of this bloody wretch
+ Have I pluck'd off, to grace thy brows withal:
+ Wear it, enjoy it, and make much of it.
+
+RICHMOND Great God of heaven, say Amen to all!
+ But, tell me, is young George Stanley living?
+
+DERBY He is, my lord, and safe in Leicester town;
+ Whither, if it please you, we may now withdraw us.
+
+RICHMOND What men of name are slain on either side?
+
+DERBY John Duke of Norfolk, Walter Lord Ferrers,
+ Sir Robert Brakenbury, and Sir William Brandon.
+
+RICHMOND Inter their bodies as becomes their births:
+ Proclaim a pardon to the soldiers fled
+ That in submission will return to us:
+ And then, as we have ta'en the sacrament,
+ We will unite the white rose and the red:
+ Smile heaven upon this fair conjunction,
+ That long have frown'd upon their enmity!
+ What traitor hears me, and says not amen?
+ England hath long been mad, and scarr'd herself;
+ The brother blindly shed the brother's blood,
+ The father rashly slaughter'd his own son,
+ The son, compell'd, been butcher to the sire:
+ All this divided York and Lancaster,
+ Divided in their dire division,
+ O, now, let Richmond and Elizabeth,
+ The true succeeders of each royal house,
+ By God's fair ordinance conjoin together!
+ And let their heirs, God, if thy will be so.
+ Enrich the time to come with smooth-faced peace,
+ With smiling plenty and fair prosperous days!
+ Abate the edge of traitors, gracious Lord,
+ That would reduce these bloody days again,
+ And make poor England weep in streams of blood!
+ Let them not live to taste this land's increase
+ That would with treason wound this fair land's peace!
+ Now civil wounds are stopp'd, peace lives again:
+ That she may long live here, God say amen!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ A LOVER'S COMPLAINT
+
+
+
+FROM off a hill whose concave womb reworded
+A plaintful story from a sistering vale,
+My spirits to attend this double voice accorded,
+And down I laid to list the sad-tuned tale;
+Ere long espied a fickle maid full pale,
+Tearing of papers, breaking rings a-twain,
+Storming her world with sorrow's wind and rain.
+
+Upon her head a platted hive of straw,
+Which fortified her visage from the sun,
+Whereon the thought might think sometime it saw
+The carcass of beauty spent and done:
+Time had not scythed all that youth begun,
+Nor youth all quit; but, spite of heaven's fell rage,
+Some beauty peep'd through lattice of sear'd age.
+
+Oft did she heave her napkin to her eyne,
+Which on it had conceited characters,
+Laundering the silken figures in the brine
+That season'd woe had pelleted in tears,
+And often reading what contents it bears;
+As often shrieking undistinguish'd woe,
+In clamours of all size, both high and low.
+
+Sometimes her levell'd eyes their carriage ride,
+As they did battery to the spheres intend;
+Sometime diverted their poor balls are tied
+To the orbed earth; sometimes they do extend
+Their view right on; anon their gazes lend
+To every place at once, and, nowhere fix'd,
+The mind and sight distractedly commix'd.
+
+Her hair, nor loose nor tied in formal plat,
+Proclaim'd in her a careless hand of pride
+For some, untuck'd, descended her sheaved hat,
+Hanging her pale and pined cheek beside;
+Some in her threaden fillet still did bide,
+And true to bondage would not break from thence,
+Though slackly braided in loose negligence.
+
+A thousand favours from a maund she drew
+Of amber, crystal, and of beaded jet,
+Which one by one she in a river threw,
+Upon whose weeping margent she was set;
+Like usury, applying wet to wet,
+Or monarch's hands that let not bounty fall
+Where want cries some, but where excess begs all.
+
+Of folded schedules had she many a one,
+Which she perused, sigh'd, tore, and gave the flood;
+Crack'd many a ring of posied gold and bone
+Bidding them find their sepulchres in mud;
+Found yet moe letters sadly penn'd in blood,
+With sleided silk feat and affectedly
+Enswathed, and seal'd to curious secrecy.
+
+These often bathed she in her fluxive eyes,
+And often kiss'd, and often 'gan to tear:
+Cried 'O false blood, thou register of lies,
+What unapproved witness dost thou bear!
+Ink would have seem'd more black and damned here!'
+This said, in top of rage the lines she rents,
+Big discontent so breaking their contents.
+
+A reverend man that grazed his cattle nigh--
+Sometime a blusterer, that the ruffle knew
+Of court, of city, and had let go by
+The swiftest hours, observed as they flew--
+Towards this afflicted fancy fastly drew,
+And, privileged by age, desires to know
+In brief the grounds and motives of her woe.
+
+So slides he down upon his grained bat,
+And comely-distant sits he by her side;
+When he again desires her, being sat,
+Her grievance with his hearing to divide:
+If that from him there may be aught applied
+Which may her suffering ecstasy assuage,
+'Tis promised in the charity of age.
+
+'Father,' she says, 'though in me you behold
+The injury of many a blasting hour,
+Let it not tell your judgment I am old;
+Not age, but sorrow, over me hath power:
+I might as yet have been a spreading flower,
+Fresh to myself, If I had self-applied
+Love to myself and to no love beside.
+
+'But, woe is me! too early I attended
+A youthful suit--it was to gain my grace--
+Of one by nature's outwards so commended,
+That maidens' eyes stuck over all his face:
+Love lack'd a dwelling, and made him her place;
+And when in his fair parts she did abide,
+She was new lodged and newly deified.
+
+'His browny locks did hang in crooked curls;
+And every light occasion of the wind
+Upon his lips their silken parcels hurls.
+What's sweet to do, to do will aptly find:
+Each eye that saw him did enchant the mind,
+For on his visage was in little drawn
+What largeness thinks in Paradise was sawn.
+
+'Small show of man was yet upon his chin;
+His phoenix down began but to appear
+Like unshorn velvet on that termless skin
+Whose bare out-bragg'd the web it seem'd to wear:
+Yet show'd his visage by that cost more dear;
+And nice affections wavering stood in doubt
+If best were as it was, or best without.
+
+'His qualities were beauteous as his form,
+For maiden-tongued he was, and thereof free;
+Yet, if men moved him, was he such a storm
+As oft 'twixt May and April is to see,
+When winds breathe sweet, untidy though they be.
+His rudeness so with his authorized youth
+Did livery falseness in a pride of truth.
+
+'Well could he ride, and often men would say
+'That horse his mettle from his rider takes:
+Proud of subjection, noble by the sway,
+What rounds, what bounds, what course, what stop
+he makes!'
+And controversy hence a question takes,
+Whether the horse by him became his deed,
+Or he his manage by the well-doing steed.
+
+'But quickly on this side the verdict went:
+His real habitude gave life and grace
+To appertainings and to ornament,
+Accomplish'd in himself, not in his case:
+All aids, themselves made fairer by their place,
+Came for additions; yet their purposed trim
+Pieced not his grace, but were all graced by him.
+
+'So on the tip of his subduing tongue
+All kinds of arguments and question deep,
+All replication prompt, and reason strong,
+For his advantage still did wake and sleep:
+To make the weeper laugh, the laugher weep,
+He had the dialect and different skill,
+Catching all passions in his craft of will:
+
+'That he did in the general bosom reign
+Of young, of old; and sexes both enchanted,
+To dwell with him in thoughts, or to remain
+In personal duty, following where he haunted:
+Consents bewitch'd, ere he desire, have granted;
+And dialogued for him what he would say,
+Ask'd their own wills, and made their wills obey.
+
+'Many there were that did his picture get,
+To serve their eyes, and in it put their mind;
+Like fools that in th' imagination set
+The goodly objects which abroad they find
+Of lands and mansions, theirs in thought assign'd;
+And labouring in moe pleasures to bestow them
+Than the true gouty landlord which doth owe them:
+
+'So many have, that never touch'd his hand,
+Sweetly supposed them mistress of his heart.
+My woeful self, that did in freedom stand,
+And was my own fee-simple, not in part,
+What with his art in youth, and youth in art,
+Threw my affections in his charmed power,
+Reserved the stalk and gave him all my flower.
+
+'Yet did I not, as some my equals did,
+Demand of him, nor being desired yielded;
+Finding myself in honour so forbid,
+With safest distance I mine honour shielded:
+Experience for me many bulwarks builded
+Of proofs new-bleeding, which remain'd the foil
+Of this false jewel, and his amorous spoil.
+
+'But, ah, who ever shunn'd by precedent
+The destined ill she must herself assay?
+Or forced examples, 'gainst her own content,
+To put the by-past perils in her way?
+Counsel may stop awhile what will not stay;
+For when we rage, advice is often seen
+By blunting us to make our wits more keen.
+
+'Nor gives it satisfaction to our blood,
+That we must curb it upon others' proof;
+To be forbod the sweets that seem so good,
+For fear of harms that preach in our behoof.
+O appetite, from judgment stand aloof!
+The one a palate hath that needs will taste,
+Though Reason weep, and cry, 'It is thy last.'
+
+'For further I could say 'This man's untrue,'
+And knew the patterns of his foul beguiling;
+Heard where his plants in others' orchards grew,
+Saw how deceits were gilded in his smiling;
+Knew vows were ever brokers to defiling;
+Thought characters and words merely but art,
+And bastards of his foul adulterate heart.
+
+'And long upon these terms I held my city,
+Till thus he gan besiege me: 'Gentle maid,
+Have of my suffering youth some feeling pity,
+And be not of my holy vows afraid:
+That's to ye sworn to none was ever said;
+For feasts of love I have been call'd unto,
+Till now did ne'er invite, nor never woo.
+
+''All my offences that abroad you see
+Are errors of the blood, none of the mind;
+Love made them not: with acture they may be,
+Where neither party is nor true nor kind:
+They sought their shame that so their shame did find;
+And so much less of shame in me remains,
+By how much of me their reproach contains.
+
+''Among the many that mine eyes have seen,
+Not one whose flame my heart so much as warm'd,
+Or my affection put to the smallest teen,
+Or any of my leisures ever charm'd:
+Harm have I done to them, but ne'er was harm'd;
+Kept hearts in liveries, but mine own was free,
+And reign'd, commanding in his monarchy.
+
+''Look here, what tributes wounded fancies sent me,
+Of paled pearls and rubies red as blood;
+Figuring that they their passions likewise lent me
+Of grief and blushes, aptly understood
+In bloodless white and the encrimson'd mood;
+Effects of terror and dear modesty,
+Encamp'd in hearts, but fighting outwardly.
+
+''And, lo, behold these talents of their hair,
+With twisted metal amorously impleach'd,
+I have received from many a several fair,
+Their kind acceptance weepingly beseech'd,
+With the annexions of fair gems enrich'd,
+And deep-brain'd sonnets that did amplify
+Each stone's dear nature, worth, and quality.
+
+''The diamond,--why, 'twas beautiful and hard,
+Whereto his invised properties did tend;
+The deep-green emerald, in whose fresh regard
+Weak sights their sickly radiance do amend;
+The heaven-hued sapphire and the opal blend
+With objects manifold: each several stone,
+With wit well blazon'd, smiled or made some moan.
+
+''Lo, all these trophies of affections hot,
+Of pensived and subdued desires the tender,
+Nature hath charged me that I hoard them not,
+But yield them up where I myself must render,
+That is, to you, my origin and ender;
+For these, of force, must your oblations be,
+Since I their altar, you enpatron me.
+
+''O, then, advance of yours that phraseless hand,
+Whose white weighs down the airy scale of praise;
+Take all these similes to your own command,
+Hallow'd with sighs that burning lungs did raise;
+What me your minister, for you obeys,
+Works under you; and to your audit comes
+Their distract parcels in combined sums.
+
+''Lo, this device was sent me from a nun,
+Or sister sanctified, of holiest note;
+Which late her noble suit in court did shun,
+Whose rarest havings made the blossoms dote;
+For she was sought by spirits of richest coat,
+But kept cold distance, and did thence remove,
+To spend her living in eternal love.
+
+''But, O my sweet, what labour is't to leave
+The thing we have not, mastering what not strives,
+Playing the place which did no form receive,
+Playing patient sports in unconstrained gyves?
+She that her fame so to herself contrives,
+The scars of battle 'scapeth by the flight,
+And makes her absence valiant, not her might.
+
+''O, pardon me, in that my boast is true:
+The accident which brought me to her eye
+Upon the moment did her force subdue,
+And now she would the caged cloister fly:
+Religious love put out Religion's eye:
+Not to be tempted, would she be immured,
+And now, to tempt, all liberty procured.
+
+''How mighty then you are, O, hear me tell!
+The broken bosoms that to me belong
+Have emptied all their fountains in my well,
+And mine I pour your ocean all among:
+I strong o'er them, and you o'er me being strong,
+Must for your victory us all congest,
+As compound love to physic your cold breast.
+
+''My parts had power to charm a sacred nun,
+Who, disciplined, ay, dieted in grace,
+Believed her eyes when they to assail begun,
+All vows and consecrations giving place:
+O most potential love! vow, bond, nor space,
+In thee hath neither sting, knot, nor confine,
+For thou art all, and all things else are thine.
+
+''When thou impressest, what are precepts worth
+Of stale example? When thou wilt inflame,
+How coldly those impediments stand forth
+Of wealth, of filial fear, law, kindred, fame!
+Love's arms are peace, 'gainst rule, 'gainst sense,
+'gainst shame,
+And sweetens, in the suffering pangs it bears,
+The aloes of all forces, shocks, and fears.
+
+''Now all these hearts that do on mine depend,
+Feeling it break, with bleeding groans they pine;
+And supplicant their sighs to you extend,
+To leave the battery that you make 'gainst mine,
+Lending soft audience to my sweet design,
+And credent soul to that strong-bonded oath
+That shall prefer and undertake my troth.'
+
+'This said, his watery eyes he did dismount,
+Whose sights till then were levell'd on my face;
+Each cheek a river running from a fount
+With brinish current downward flow'd apace:
+O, how the channel to the stream gave grace!
+Who glazed with crystal gate the glowing roses
+That flame through water which their hue encloses.
+
+'O father, what a hell of witchcraft lies
+In the small orb of one particular tear!
+But with the inundation of the eyes
+What rocky heart to water will not wear?
+What breast so cold that is not warmed here?
+O cleft effect! cold modesty, hot wrath,
+Both fire from hence and chill extincture hath.
+
+'For, lo, his passion, but an art of craft,
+Even there resolved my reason into tears;
+There my white stole of chastity I daff'd,
+Shook off my sober guards and civil fears;
+Appear to him, as he to me appears,
+All melting; though our drops this difference bore,
+His poison'd me, and mine did him restore.
+
+'In him a plenitude of subtle matter,
+Applied to cautels, all strange forms receives,
+Of burning blushes, or of weeping water,
+Or swooning paleness; and he takes and leaves,
+In either's aptness, as it best deceives,
+To blush at speeches rank to weep at woes,
+Or to turn white and swoon at tragic shows.
+
+'That not a heart which in his level came
+Could 'scape the hail of his all-hurting aim,
+Showing fair nature is both kind and tame;
+And, veil'd in them, did win whom he would maim:
+Against the thing he sought he would exclaim;
+When he most burn'd in heart-wish'd luxury,
+He preach'd pure maid, and praised cold chastity.
+
+'Thus merely with the garment of a Grace
+The naked and concealed fiend he cover'd;
+That th' unexperient gave the tempter place,
+Which like a cherubin above them hover'd.
+Who, young and simple, would not be so lover'd?
+Ay me! I fell; and yet do question make
+What I should do again for such a sake.
+
+'O, that infected moisture of his eye,
+O, that false fire which in his cheek so glow'd,
+O, that forced thunder from his heart did fly,
+O, that sad breath his spongy lungs bestow'd,
+O, all that borrow'd motion seeming owed,
+Would yet again betray the fore-betray'd,
+And new pervert a reconciled maid!'
+ THE RAPE OF LUCRECE
+
+TO THE
+RIGHT HONORABLE HENRY WRIOTHESLY,
+Earl of Southampton, and Baron of Tichfield.
+
+
+The love I dedicate to your lordship is without end; whereof
+this pamphlet, without beginning, is but a superfluous moiety.
+The warrant I have of your honourable disposition, not the worth
+of my untutored lines, makes it assured of acceptance. What I
+have done is yours; what I have to do is yours; being part in
+all I have, devoted yours. Were my worth greater, my duty would
+show greater; meantime, as it is, it is bound to your lordship,
+to whom I wish long life, still lengthened with all happiness.
+
+Your lordship's in all duty,
+WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.
+
+
+
+ THE RAPE OF LUCRECE
+
+
+ THE ARGUMENT
+
+
+Lucius Tarquinius, for his excessive pride surnamed Superbus,
+after he had caused his own father-in-law Servius Tullius to be
+cruelly murdered, and, contrary to the Roman laws and customs,
+not requiring or staying for the people's suffrages, had
+possessed himself of the kingdom, went, accompanied with his sons
+and other noblemen of Rome, to besiege Ardea. During which siege
+the principal men of the army meeting one evening at the tent of
+Sextus Tarquinius, the king's son, in their discourses after
+supper every one commended the virtues of his own wife: among
+whom Collatinus extolled the incomparable chastity of his wife
+Lucretia. In that pleasant humour they posted to Rome; and
+intending, by their secret and sudden arrival, to make trial of
+that which every one had before avouched, only Collatinus finds
+his wife, though it were late in the night, spinning amongst her
+maids: the other ladies were all found dancing and revelling, or
+in several disports. Whereupon the noblemen yielded Collatinus
+the victory, and his wife the fame. At that time Sextus
+Tarquinius being inflamed with Lucrece' beauty, yet smothering
+his passions for the present, departed with the rest back to the
+camp; from whence he shortly after privily withdrew himself, and
+was, according to his estate, royally entertained and lodged by
+Lucrece at Collatium. The same night he treacherously stealeth
+into her chamber, violently ravished her, and early in the
+morning speedeth away. Lucrece, in this lamentable plight,
+hastily dispatcheth messengers, one to Rome for her father,
+another to the camp for Collatine. They came, the one
+accompanied with Junius Brutus, the other with Publius Valerius;
+and finding Lucrece attired in mourning habit, demanded the cause
+of her sorrow. She, first taking an oath of them for her
+revenge, revealed the actor, and whole manner of his dealing, and
+withal suddenly stabbed herself. Which done, with one consent
+they all vowed to root out the whole hated family of the
+Tarquins; and bearing the dead body to Rome, Brutus acquainted
+the people with the doer and manner of the vile deed, with a
+bitter invective against the tyranny of the king: wherewith the
+people were so moved, that with one consent and a general
+acclamation the Tarquins were all exiled, and the state
+government changed from kings to consuls.
+
+
+
+ THE RAPE OF LUCRECE
+
+
+
+FROM the besieged Ardea all in post,
+Borne by the trustless wings of false desire,
+Lust-breathed Tarquin leaves the Roman host,
+And to Collatium bears the lightless fire
+Which, in pale embers hid, lurks to aspire
+And girdle with embracing flames the waist
+Of Collatine's fair love, Lucrece the chaste.
+
+Haply that name of 'chaste' unhappily set
+This bateless edge on his keen appetite;
+When Collatine unwisely did not let
+To praise the clear unmatched red and white
+Which triumph'd in that sky of his delight,
+Where mortal stars, as bright as heaven's beauties,
+With pure aspects did him peculiar duties.
+
+For he the night before, in Tarquin's tent,
+Unlock'd the treasure of his happy state;
+What priceless wealth the heavens had him lent
+In the possession of his beauteous mate;
+Reckoning his fortune at such high-proud rate,
+That kings might be espoused to more fame,
+But king nor peer to such a peerless dame.
+
+O happiness enjoy'd but of a few!
+And, if possess'd, as soon decay'd and done
+As is the morning's silver-melting dew
+Against the golden splendor of the sun!
+An expired date, cancell'd ere well begun:
+Honour and beauty, in the owner's arms,
+Are weakly fortress'd from a world of harms.
+
+Beauty itself doth of itself persuade
+The eyes of men without an orator;
+What needeth then apologies be made,
+To set forth that which is so singular?
+Or why is Collatine the publisher
+Of that rich jewel he should keep unknown
+From thievish ears, because it is his own?
+
+Perchance his boast of Lucrece' sovereignty
+Suggested this proud issue of a king;
+For by our ears our hearts oft tainted be:
+Perchance that envy of so rich a thing,
+Braving compare, disdainfully did sting
+His high-pitch'd thoughts, that meaner men should vaunt
+That golden hap which their superiors want.
+
+But some untimely thought did instigate
+His all-too-timeless speed, if none of those:
+His honour, his affairs, his friends, his state,
+Neglected all, with swift intent he goes
+To quench the coal which in his liver glows.
+O rash false heat, wrapp'd in repentant cold,
+Thy hasty spring still blasts, and ne'er grows old!
+
+When at Collatium this false lord arrived,
+Well was he welcomed by the Roman dame,
+Within whose face beauty and virtue strived
+Which of them both should underprop her fame:
+When virtue bragg'd, beauty would blush for shame;
+When beauty boasted blushes, in despite
+Virtue would stain that o'er with silver white.
+
+But beauty, in that white intituled,
+From Venus' doves doth challenge that fair field:
+Then virtue claims from beauty beauty's red,
+Which virtue gave the golden age to gild
+Their silver cheeks, and call'd it then their shield;
+Teaching them thus to use it in the fight,
+When shame assail'd, the red should fence the white.
+
+This heraldry in Lucrece' face was seen,
+Argued by beauty's red and virtue's white
+Of either's colour was the other queen,
+Proving from world's minority their right:
+Yet their ambition makes them still to fight;
+The sovereignty of either being so great,
+That oft they interchange each other's seat.
+
+Their silent war of lilies and of roses,
+Which Tarquin view'd in her fair face's field,
+In their pure ranks his traitor eye encloses;
+Where, lest between them both it should be kill'd,
+The coward captive vanquished doth yield
+To those two armies that would let him go,
+Rather than triumph in so false a foe.
+
+Now thinks he that her husband's shallow tongue,--
+The niggard prodigal that praised her so,--
+In that high task hath done her beauty wrong,
+Which far exceeds his barren skill to show:
+Therefore that praise which Collatine doth owe
+Enchanted Tarquin answers with surmise,
+In silent wonder of still-gazing eyes.
+
+This earthly saint, adored by this devil,
+Little suspecteth the false worshipper;
+For unstain'd thoughts do seldom dream on evil;
+Birds never limed no secret bushes fear:
+So guiltless she securely gives good cheer
+And reverend welcome to her princely guest,
+Whose inward ill no outward harm express'd:
+
+For that he colour'd with his high estate,
+Hiding base sin in plaits of majesty;
+That nothing in him seem'd inordinate,
+Save something too much wonder of his eye,
+Which, having all, all could not satisfy;
+But, poorly rich, so wanteth in his store,
+That, cloy'd with much, he pineth still for more.
+
+But she, that never coped with stranger eyes,
+Could pick no meaning from their parling looks,
+Nor read the subtle-shining secrecies
+Writ in the glassy margents of such books:
+She touch'd no unknown baits, nor fear'd no hooks;
+Nor could she moralize his wanton sight,
+More than his eyes were open'd to the light.
+
+He stories to her ears her husband's fame,
+Won in the fields of fruitful Italy;
+And decks with praises Collatine's high name,
+Made glorious by his manly chivalry
+With bruised arms and wreaths of victory:
+Her joy with heaved-up hand she doth express,
+And, wordless, so greets heaven for his success.
+
+Far from the purpose of his coming hither,
+He makes excuses for his being there:
+No cloudy show of stormy blustering weather
+Doth yet in his fair welkin once appear;
+Till sable Night, mother of Dread and Fear,
+Upon the world dim darkness doth display,
+And in her vaulty prison stows the Day.
+
+For then is Tarquin brought unto his bed,
+Intending weariness with heavy spright;
+For, after supper, long he questioned
+With modest Lucrece, and wore out the night:
+Now leaden slumber with life's strength doth fight;
+And every one to rest themselves betake,
+Save thieves, and cares, and troubled minds, that wake.
+
+As one of which doth Tarquin lie revolving
+The sundry dangers of his will's obtaining;
+Yet ever to obtain his will resolving,
+Though weak-built hopes persuade him to abstaining:
+Despair to gain doth traffic oft for gaining;
+And when great treasure is the meed proposed,
+Though death be adjunct, there's no death supposed.
+
+Those that much covet are with gain so fond,
+For what they have not, that which they possess
+They scatter and unloose it from their bond,
+And so, by hoping more, they have but less;
+Or, gaining more, the profit of excess
+Is but to surfeit, and such griefs sustain,
+That they prove bankrupt in this poor-rich gain.
+
+The aim of all is but to nurse the life
+With honour, wealth, and ease, in waning age;
+And in this aim there is such thwarting strife,
+That one for all, or all for one we gage;
+As life for honour in fell battle's rage;
+Honour for wealth; and oft that wealth doth cost
+The death of all, and all together lost.
+
+So that in venturing ill we leave to be
+The things we are for that which we expect;
+And this ambitious foul infirmity,
+In having much, torments us with defect
+Of that we have: so then we do neglect
+The thing we have; and, all for want of wit,
+Make something nothing by augmenting it.
+
+Such hazard now must doting Tarquin make,
+Pawning his honour to obtain his lust;
+And for himself himself be must forsake:
+Then where is truth, if there be no self-trust?
+When shall he think to find a stranger just,
+When he himself himself confounds, betrays
+To slanderous tongues and wretched hateful days?
+
+Now stole upon the time the dead of night,
+When heavy sleep had closed up mortal eyes:
+No comfortable star did lend his light,
+No noise but owls' and wolves' death-boding cries;
+Now serves the season that they may surprise
+The silly lambs: pure thoughts are dead and still,
+While lust and murder wake to stain and kill.
+
+And now this lustful lord leap'd from his bed,
+Throwing his mantle rudely o'er his arm;
+Is madly toss'd between desire and dread;
+Th' one sweetly flatters, th' other feareth harm;
+But honest fear, bewitch'd with lust's foul charm,
+Doth too too oft betake him to retire,
+Beaten away by brain-sick rude desire.
+
+His falchion on a flint he softly smiteth,
+That from the cold stone sparks of fire do fly;
+Whereat a waxen torch forthwith he lighteth,
+Which must be lode-star to his lustful eye;
+And to the flame thus speaks advisedly,
+'As from this cold flint I enforced this fire,
+So Lucrece must I force to my desire.'
+
+Here pale with fear he doth premeditate
+The dangers of his loathsome enterprise,
+And in his inward mind he doth debate
+What following sorrow may on this arise:
+Then looking scornfully, he doth despise
+His naked armour of still-slaughter'd lust,
+And justly thus controls his thoughts unjust:
+
+'Fair torch, burn out thy light, and lend it not
+To darken her whose light excelleth thine:
+And die, unhallow'd thoughts, before you blot
+With your uncleanness that which is divine;
+Offer pure incense to so pure a shrine:
+Let fair humanity abhor the deed
+That spots and stains love's modest snow-white weed.
+
+'O shame to knighthood and to shining arms!
+O foul dishonour to my household's grave!
+O impious act, including all foul harms!
+A martial man to be soft fancy's slave!
+True valour still a true respect should have;
+Then my digression is so vile, so base,
+That it will live engraven in my face.
+
+'Yea, though I die, the scandal will survive,
+And be an eye-sore in my golden coat;
+Some loathsome dash the herald will contrive,
+To cipher me how fondly I did dote;
+That my posterity, shamed with the note
+Shall curse my bones, and hold it for no sin
+To wish that I their father had not bin.
+
+'What win I, if I gain the thing I seek?
+A dream, a breath, a froth of fleeting joy.
+Who buys a minute's mirth to wail a week?
+Or sells eternity to get a toy?
+For one sweet grape who will the vine destroy?
+Or what fond beggar, but to touch the crown,
+Would with the sceptre straight be strucken down?
+
+'If Collatinus dream of my intent,
+Will he not wake, and in a desperate rage
+Post hither, this vile purpose to prevent?
+This siege that hath engirt his marriage,
+This blur to youth, this sorrow to the sage,
+This dying virtue, this surviving shame,
+Whose crime will bear an ever-during blame?
+
+'O, what excuse can my invention make,
+When thou shalt charge me with so black a deed?
+Will not my tongue be mute, my frail joints shake,
+Mine eyes forego their light, my false heart bleed?
+The guilt being great, the fear doth still exceed;
+And extreme fear can neither fight nor fly,
+But coward-like with trembling terror die.
+
+
+'Had Collatinus kill'd my son or sire,
+Or lain in ambush to betray my life,
+Or were he not my dear friend, this desire
+Might have excuse to work upon his wife,
+As in revenge or quittal of such strife:
+But as he is my kinsman, my dear friend,
+The shame and fault finds no excuse nor end.
+
+'Shameful it is; ay, if the fact be known:
+Hateful it is; there is no hate in loving:
+I'll beg her love; but she is own:
+The worst is but denial and reproving:
+My will is strong, past reason's weak removing.
+Who fears a sentence or an old man's saw
+Shall by a painted cloth be kept in awe.'
+
+Thus, graceless, holds he disputation
+'Tween frozen conscience and hot-burning will,
+And with good thoughts make dispensation,
+Urging the worser sense for vantage still;
+Which in a moment doth confound and kill
+All pure effects, and doth so far proceed,
+That what is vile shows like a virtuous deed.
+
+Quoth he, 'She took me kindly by the hand,
+And gazed for tidings in my eager eyes,
+Fearing some hard news from the warlike band,
+Where her beloved Collatinus lies.
+O, how her fear did make her colour rise!
+First red as roses that on lawn we lay,
+Then white as lawn, the roses took away.
+
+'And how her hand, in my hand being lock'd
+Forced it to tremble with her loyal fear!
+Which struck her sad, and then it faster rock'd,
+Until her husband's welfare she did hear;
+Whereat she smiled with so sweet a cheer,
+That had Narcissus seen her as she stood,
+Self-love had never drown'd him in the flood.
+
+'Why hunt I then for colour or excuses?
+All orators are dumb when beauty pleadeth;
+Poor wretches have remorse in poor abuses;
+Love thrives not in the heart that shadows dreadeth:
+Affection is my captain, and he leadeth;
+And when his gaudy banner is display'd,
+The coward fights and will not be dismay'd.
+
+'Then, childish fear, avaunt! debating, die!
+Respect and reason, wait on wrinkled age!
+My heart shall never countermand mine eye:
+Sad pause and deep regard beseem the sage;
+My part is youth, and beats these from the stage:
+Desire my pilot is, beauty my prize;
+Then who fears sinking where such treasure lies?'
+
+As corn o'ergrown by weeds, so heedful fear
+Is almost choked by unresisted lust.
+Away he steals with open listening ear,
+Full of foul hope and full of fond mistrust;
+Both which, as servitors to the unjust,
+So cross him with their opposite persuasion,
+That now he vows a league, and now invasion.
+
+Within his thought her heavenly image sits,
+And in the self-same seat sits Collatine:
+That eye which looks on her confounds his wits;
+That eye which him beholds, as more divine,
+Unto a view so false will not incline;
+But with a pure appeal seeks to the heart,
+Which once corrupted takes the worser part;
+
+And therein heartens up his servile powers,
+Who, flatter'd by their leader's jocund show,
+Stuff up his lust, as minutes fill up hours;
+And as their captain, so their pride doth grow,
+Paying more slavish tribute than they owe.
+By reprobate desire thus madly led,
+The Roman lord marcheth to Lucrece' bed.
+
+The locks between her chamber and his will,
+Each one by him enforced, retires his ward;
+But, as they open, they all rate his ill,
+Which drives the creeping thief to some regard:
+The threshold grates the door to have him heard;
+Night-wandering weasels shriek to see him there;
+They fright him, yet he still pursues his fear.
+
+As each unwilling portal yields him way,
+Through little vents and crannies of the place
+The wind wars with his torch to make him stay,
+And blows the smoke of it into his face,
+Extinguishing his conduct in this case;
+But his hot heart, which fond desire doth scorch,
+Puffs forth another wind that fires the torch:
+
+And being lighted, by the light he spies
+Lucretia's glove, wherein her needle sticks:
+He takes it from the rushes where it lies,
+And griping it, the needle his finger pricks;
+As who should say 'This glove to wanton tricks
+Is not inured; return again in haste;
+Thou see'st our mistress' ornaments are chaste.'
+
+But all these poor forbiddings could not stay him;
+He in the worst sense construes their denial:
+The doors, the wind, the glove, that did delay him,
+He takes for accidental things of trial;
+Or as those bars which stop the hourly dial,
+Who with a lingering slay his course doth let,
+Till every minute pays the hour his debt.
+
+'So, so,' quoth he, 'these lets attend the time,
+Like little frosts that sometime threat the spring,
+To add a more rejoicing to the prime,
+And give the sneaped birds more cause to sing.
+Pain pays the income of each precious thing;
+Huge rocks, high winds, strong pirates, shelves and sands,
+The merchant fears, ere rich at home he lands.'
+
+Now is he come unto the chamber-door,
+That shuts him from the heaven of his thought,
+Which with a yielding latch, and with no more,
+Hath barr'd him from the blessed thing be sought.
+So from himself impiety hath wrought,
+That for his prey to pray he doth begin,
+As if the heavens should countenance his sin.
+
+But in the midst of his unfruitful prayer,
+Having solicited th' eternal power
+That his foul thoughts might compass his fair fair,
+And they would stand auspicious to the hour,
+Even there he starts: quoth he, 'I must deflower:
+The powers to whom I pray abhor this fact,
+How can they then assist me in the act?
+
+'Then Love and Fortune be my gods, my guide!
+My will is back'd with resolution:
+Thoughts are but dreams till their effects be tried;
+The blackest sin is clear'd with absolution;
+Against love's fire fear's frost hath dissolution.
+The eye of heaven is out, and misty night
+Covers the shame that follows sweet delight.'
+
+This said, his guilty hand pluck'd up the latch,
+And with his knee the door he opens wide.
+The dove sleeps fast that this night-owl will catch:
+Thus treason works ere traitors be espied.
+Who sees the lurking serpent steps aside;
+But she, sound sleeping, fearing no such thing,
+Lies at the mercy of his mortal sting.
+
+Into the chamber wickedly he stalks,
+And gazeth on her yet unstained bed.
+The curtains being close, about he walks,
+Rolling his greedy eyeballs in his head:
+By their high treason is his heart misled;
+Which gives the watch-word to his hand full soon
+To draw the cloud that hides the silver moon.
+
+Look, as the fair and fiery-pointed sun,
+Rushing from forth a cloud, bereaves our sight;
+Even so, the curtain drawn, his eyes begun
+To wink, being blinded with a greater light:
+Whether it is that she reflects so bright,
+That dazzleth them, or else some shame supposed;
+But blind they are, and keep themselves enclosed.
+
+O, had they in that darksome prison died!
+Then had they seen the period of their ill;
+Then Collatine again, by Lucrece' side,
+In his clear bed might have reposed still:
+But they must ope, this blessed league to kill;
+And holy-thoughted Lucrece to their sight
+Must sell her joy, her life, her world's delight.
+
+Her lily hand her rosy cheek lies under,
+Cozening the pillow of a lawful kiss;
+Who, therefore angry, seems to part in sunder,
+Swelling on either side to want his bliss;
+Between whose hills her head entombed is:
+Where, like a virtuous monument, she lies,
+To be admired of lewd unhallow'd eyes.
+
+Without the bed her other fair hand was,
+On the green coverlet; whose perfect white
+Show'd like an April daisy on the grass,
+With pearly sweat, resembling dew of night.
+Her eyes, like marigolds, had sheathed their light,
+And canopied in darkness sweetly lay,
+Till they might open to adorn the day.
+
+Her hair, like golden threads, play'd with her breath;
+O modest wantons! wanton modesty!
+Showing life's triumph in the map of death,
+And death's dim look in life's mortality:
+Each in her sleep themselves so beautify,
+As if between them twain there were no strife,
+But that life lived in death, and death in life.
+
+Her breasts, like ivory globes circled with blue,
+A pair of maiden worlds unconquered,
+Save of their lord no bearing yoke they knew,
+And him by oath they truly honoured.
+These worlds in Tarquin new ambition bred;
+Who, like a foul ursurper, went about
+From this fair throne to heave the owner out.
+
+What could he see but mightily he noted?
+What did he note but strongly he desired?
+What he beheld, on that he firmly doted,
+And in his will his wilful eye he tired.
+With more than admiration he admired
+Her azure veins, her alabaster skin,
+Her coral lips, her snow-white dimpled chin.
+
+As the grim lion fawneth o'er his prey,
+Sharp hunger by the conquest satisfied,
+So o'er this sleeping soul doth Tarquin stay,
+His rage of lust by gazing qualified;
+Slack'd, not suppress'd; for standing by her side,
+His eye, which late this mutiny restrains,
+Unto a greater uproar tempts his veins:
+
+And they, like straggling slaves for pillage fighting,
+Obdurate vassals fell exploits effecting,
+In bloody death and ravishment delighting,
+Nor children's tears nor mothers' groans respecting,
+Swell in their pride, the onset still expecting:
+Anon his beating heart, alarum striking,
+Gives the hot charge and bids them do their liking.
+
+His drumming heart cheers up his burning eye,
+His eye commends the leading to his hand;
+His hand, as proud of such a dignity,
+Smoking with pride, march'd on to make his stand
+On her bare breast, the heart of all her land;
+Whose ranks of blue veins, as his hand did scale,
+Left there round turrets destitute and pale.
+
+They, mustering to the quiet cabinet
+Where their dear governess and lady lies,
+Do tell her she is dreadfully beset,
+And fright her with confusion of their cries:
+She, much amazed, breaks ope her lock'd-up eyes,
+Who, peeping forth this tumult to behold,
+Are by his flaming torch dimm'd and controll'd.
+
+Imagine her as one in dead of night
+From forth dull sleep by dreadful fancy waking,
+That thinks she hath beheld some ghastly sprite,
+Whose grim aspect sets every joint a-shaking;
+What terror or 'tis! but she, in worser taking,
+From sleep disturbed, heedfully doth view
+The sight which makes supposed terror true.
+
+Wrapp'd and confounded in a thousand fears,
+Like to a new-kill'd bird she trembling lies;
+She dares not look; yet, winking, there appears
+Quick-shifting antics, ugly in her eyes:
+Such shadows are the weak brain's forgeries;
+Who, angry that the eyes fly from their lights,
+In darkness daunts them with more dreadful sights.
+
+His hand, that yet remains upon her breast,--
+Rude ram, to batter such an ivory wall!--
+May feel her heart-poor citizen!--distress'd,
+Wounding itself to death, rise up and fall,
+Beating her bulk, that his hand shakes withal.
+This moves in him more rage and lesser pity,
+To make the breach and enter this sweet city.
+
+First, like a trumpet, doth his tongue begin
+To sound a parley to his heartless foe;
+Who o'er the white sheet peers her whiter chin,
+The reason of this rash alarm to know,
+Which he by dumb demeanor seeks to show;
+But she with vehement prayers urgeth still
+Under what colour he commits this ill.
+
+Thus he replies: 'The colour in thy face,
+That even for anger makes the lily pale,
+And the red rose blush at her own disgrace,
+Shall plead for me and tell my loving tale:
+Under that colour am I come to scale
+Thy never-conquer'd fort: the fault is thine,
+For those thine eyes betray thee unto mine.
+
+'Thus I forestall thee, if thou mean to chide:
+Thy beauty hath ensnared thee to this night,
+Where thou with patience must my will abide;
+My will that marks thee for my earth's delight,
+Which I to conquer sought with all my might;
+But as reproof and reason beat it dead,
+By thy bright beauty was it newly bred.
+
+'I see what crosses my attempt will bring;
+I know what thorns the growing rose defends;
+I think the honey guarded with a sting;
+All this beforehand counsel comprehends:
+But will is deaf and hears no heedful friends;
+Only he hath an eye to gaze on beauty,
+And dotes on what he looks, 'gainst law or duty.
+
+'I have debated, even in my soul,
+What wrong, what shame, what sorrow I shall breed;
+But nothing can affection's course control,
+Or stop the headlong fury of his speed.
+I know repentant tears ensue the deed,
+Reproach, disdain, and deadly enmity;
+Yet strive I to embrace mine infamy.'
+
+This said, he shakes aloft his Roman blade,
+Which, like a falcon towering in the skies,
+Coucheth the fowl below with his wings' shade,
+Whose crooked beak threats if he mount he dies:
+So under his insulting falchion lies
+Harmless Lucretia, marking what he tells
+With trembling fear, as fowl hear falcon's bells.
+
+'Lucrece,' quoth he,'this night I must enjoy thee:
+If thou deny, then force must work my way,
+For in thy bed I purpose to destroy thee:
+That done, some worthless slave of thine I'll slay,
+To kill thine honour with thy life's decay;
+And in thy dead arms do I mean to place him,
+Swearing I slew him, seeing thee embrace him.
+
+'So thy surviving husband shall remain
+The scornful mark of every open eye;
+Thy kinsmen hang their heads at this disdain,
+Thy issue blurr'd with nameless bastardy:
+And thou, the author of their obloquy,
+Shalt have thy trespass cited up in rhymes,
+And sung by children in succeeding times.
+
+'But if thou yield, I rest thy secret friend:
+The fault unknown is as a thought unacted;
+A little harm done to a great good end
+For lawful policy remains enacted.
+The poisonous simple sometimes is compacted
+In a pure compound; being so applied,
+His venom in effect is purified.
+
+'Then, for thy husband and thy children's sake,
+Tender my suit: bequeath not to their lot
+The shame that from them no device can take,
+The blemish that will never be forgot;
+Worse than a slavish wipe or birth-hour's blot:
+For marks descried in men's nativity
+Are nature's faults, not their own infamy.'
+
+Here with a cockatrice' dead-killing eye
+He rouseth up himself and makes a pause;
+While she, the picture of pure piety,
+Like a white hind under the gripe's sharp claws,
+Pleads, in a wilderness where are no laws,
+To the rough beast that knows no gentle right,
+Nor aught obeys but his foul appetite.
+
+But when a black-faced cloud the world doth threat,
+In his dim mist the aspiring mountains hiding,
+From earth's dark womb some gentle gust doth get,
+Which blows these pitchy vapours from their bidding,
+Hindering their present fall by this dividing;
+So his unhallow'd haste her words delays,
+And moody Pluto winks while Orpheus plays.
+
+Yet, foul night-waking cat, he doth but dally,
+While in his hold-fast foot the weak mouse panteth:
+Her sad behavior feeds his vulture folly,
+A swallowing gulf that even in plenty wanteth:
+His ear her prayers admits, but his heart granteth
+No penetrable entrance to her plaining:
+Tears harden lust, though marble wear with raining.
+
+Her pity-pleading eyes are sadly fix'd
+In the remorseless wrinkles of his face;
+Her modest eloquence with sighs is mix'd,
+Which to her oratory adds more grace.
+She puts the period often from his place;
+And midst the sentence so her accent breaks,
+That twice she doth begin ere once she speaks.
+
+She conjures him by high almighty Jove,
+By knighthood, gentry, and sweet friendship's oath,
+By her untimely tears, her husband's love,
+By holy human law, and common troth,
+By heaven and earth, and all the power of both,
+That to his borrow'd bed he make retire,
+And stoop to honour, not to foul desire.
+
+Quoth she, 'Reward not hospitality
+With such black payment as thou hast pretended;
+Mud not the fountain that gave drink to thee;
+Mar not the thing that cannot be amended;
+End thy ill aim before thy shoot be ended;
+He is no woodman that doth bend his bow
+To strike a poor unseasonable doe.
+
+'My husband is thy friend; for his sake spare me:
+Thyself art mighty; for thine own sake leave me:
+Myself a weakling; do not then ensnare me:
+Thou look'st not like deceit; do not deceive me.
+My sighs, like whirlwinds, labour hence to heave thee:
+If ever man were moved with woman moans,
+Be moved with my tears, my sighs, my groans:
+
+'All which together, like a troubled ocean,
+Beat at thy rocky and wreck-threatening heart,
+To soften it with their continual motion;
+For stones dissolved to water do convert.
+O, if no harder than a stone thou art,
+Melt at my tears, and be compassionate!
+Soft pity enters at an iron gate.
+
+'In Tarquin's likeness I did entertain thee:
+Hast thou put on his shape to do him shame?
+To all the host of heaven I complain me,
+Thou wrong'st his honour, wound'st his princely name.
+Thou art not what thou seem'st; and if the same,
+Thou seem'st not what thou art, a god, a king;
+For kings like gods should govern everything.
+
+'How will thy shame be seeded in thine age,
+When thus thy vices bud before thy spring!
+If in thy hope thou darest do such outrage,
+What darest thou not when once thou art a king?
+O, be remember'd, no outrageous thing
+From vassal actors can be wiped away;
+Then kings' misdeeds cannot be hid in clay.
+
+'This deed will make thee only loved for fear;
+But happy monarchs still are fear'd for love:
+With foul offenders thou perforce must bear,
+When they in thee the like offences prove:
+If but for fear of this, thy will remove;
+For princes are the glass, the school, the book,
+Where subjects' eyes do learn, do read, do look.
+
+'And wilt thou be the school where Lust shall learn?
+Must he in thee read lectures of such shame?
+Wilt thou be glass wherein it shall discern
+Authority for sin, warrant for blame,
+To privilege dishonour in thy name?
+Thou black'st reproach against long-living laud,
+And makest fair reputation but a bawd.
+
+'Hast thou command? by him that gave it thee,
+From a pure heart command thy rebel will:
+Draw not thy sword to guard iniquity,
+For it was lent thee all that brood to kill.
+Thy princely office how canst thou fulfil,
+When, pattern'd by thy fault, foul sin may say,
+He learn'd to sin, and thou didst teach the way?
+
+'Think but how vile a spectacle it were,
+To view thy present trespass in another.
+Men's faults do seldom to themselves appear;
+Their own transgressions partially they smother:
+This guilt would seem death-worthy in thy brother.
+O, how are they wrapp'd in with infamies
+That from their own misdeeds askance their eyes!
+
+'To thee, to thee, my heaved-up hands appeal,
+Not to seducing lust, thy rash relier:
+I sue for exiled majesty's repeal;
+Let him return, and flattering thoughts retire:
+His true respect will prison false desire,
+And wipe the dim mist from thy doting eyne,
+That thou shalt see thy state and pity mine.'
+
+'Have done,' quoth he: 'my uncontrolled tide
+Turns not, but swells the higher by this let.
+Small lights are soon blown out, huge fires abide,
+And with the wind in greater fury fret:
+The petty streams that pay a daily debt
+To their salt sovereign, with their fresh falls' haste
+Add to his flow, but alter not his taste.'
+
+'Thou art,' quoth she, 'a sea, a sovereign king;
+And, lo, there falls into thy boundless flood
+Black lust, dishonour, shame, misgoverning,
+Who seek to stain the ocean of thy blood.
+If all these pretty ills shall change thy good,
+Thy sea within a puddle's womb is hearsed,
+And not the puddle in thy sea dispersed.
+
+'So shall these slaves be king, and thou their slave;
+Thou nobly base, they basely dignified;
+Thou their fair life, and they thy fouler grave:
+Thou loathed in their shame, they in thy pride:
+The lesser thing should not the greater hide;
+The cedar stoops not to the base shrub's foot,
+But low shrubs wither at the cedar's root.
+
+'So let thy thoughts, low vassals to thy state'--
+No more,' quoth he; 'by heaven, I will not hear thee:
+Yield to my love; if not, enforced hate,
+Instead of love's coy touch, shall rudely tear thee;
+That done, despitefully I mean to bear thee
+Unto the base bed of some rascal groom,
+To be thy partner in this shameful doom.'
+
+This said, he sets his foot upon the light,
+For light and lust are deadly enemies:
+Shame folded up in blind concealing night,
+When most unseen, then most doth tyrannize.
+The wolf hath seized his prey, the poor lamb cries;
+Till with her own white fleece her voice controll'd
+Entombs her outcry in her lips' sweet fold:
+
+For with the nightly linen that she wears
+He pens her piteous clamours in her head;
+Cooling his hot face in the chastest tears
+That ever modest eyes with sorrow shed.
+O, that prone lust should stain so pure a bed!
+The spots whereof could weeping purify,
+Her tears should drop on them perpetually.
+
+But she hath lost a dearer thing than life,
+And he hath won what he would lose again:
+This forced league doth force a further strife;
+This momentary joy breeds months of pain;
+This hot desire converts to cold disdain:
+Pure Chastity is rifled of her store,
+And Lust, the thief, far poorer than before.
+
+Look, as the full-fed hound or gorged hawk,
+Unapt for tender smell or speedy flight,
+Make slow pursuit, or altogether balk
+The prey wherein by nature they delight;
+So surfeit-taking Tarquin fares this night:
+His taste delicious, in digestion souring,
+Devours his will, that lived by foul devouring.
+
+O, deeper sin than bottomless conceit
+Can comprehend in still imagination!
+Drunken Desire must vomit his receipt,
+Ere he can see his own abomination.
+While Lust is in his pride, no exclamation
+Can curb his heat or rein his rash desire,
+Till like a jade Self-will himself doth tire.
+
+And then with lank and lean discolour'd cheek,
+With heavy eye, knit brow, and strengthless pace,
+Feeble Desire, all recreant, poor, and meek,
+Like to a bankrupt beggar wails his case:
+The flesh being proud, Desire doth fight with Grace,
+For there it revels; and when that decays,
+The guilty rebel for remission prays.
+
+So fares it with this faultful lord of Rome,
+Who this accomplishment so hotly chased;
+For now against himself he sounds this doom,
+That through the length of times he stands disgraced:
+Besides, his soul's fair temple is defaced;
+To whose weak ruins muster troops of cares,
+To ask the spotted princess how she fares.
+
+She says, her subjects with foul insurrection
+Have batter'd down her consecrated wall,
+And by their mortal fault brought in subjection
+Her immortality, and made her thrall
+To living death and pain perpetual:
+Which in her prescience she controlled still,
+But her foresight could not forestall their will.
+
+Even in this thought through the dark night he stealeth,
+A captive victor that hath lost in gain;
+Bearing away the wound that nothing healeth,
+The scar that will, despite of cure, remain;
+Leaving his spoil perplex'd in greater pain.
+She bears the load of lust he left behind,
+And he the burden of a guilty mind.
+
+He like a thievish dog creeps sadly thence;
+She like a wearied lamb lies panting there;
+He scowls and hates himself for his offence;
+She, desperate, with her nails her flesh doth tear;
+He faintly flies, sneaking with guilty fear;
+She stays, exclaiming on the direful night;
+He runs, and chides his vanish'd, loathed delight.
+
+He thence departs a heavy convertite;
+She there remains a hopeless castaway;
+He in his speed looks for the morning light;
+She prays she never may behold the day,
+'For day,' quoth she, 'nights scapes doth open lay,
+And my true eyes have never practised how
+To cloak offences with a cunning brow.
+
+'They think not but that every eye can see
+The same disgrace which they themselves behold;
+And therefore would they still in darkness be,
+To have their unseen sin remain untold;
+For they their guilt with weeping will unfold,
+And grave, like water that doth eat in steel,
+Upon my cheeks what helpless shame I feel.'
+
+Here she exclaims against repose and rest,
+And bids her eyes hereafter still be blind.
+She wakes her heart by beating on her breast,
+And bids it leap from thence, where it may find
+Some purer chest to close so pure a mind.
+Frantic with grief thus breathes she forth her spite
+Against the unseen secrecy of night:
+
+'O comfort-killing Night, image of hell!
+Dim register and notary of shame!
+Black stage for tragedies and murders fell!
+Vast sin-concealing chaos! nurse of blame!
+Blind muffled bawd! dark harbour for defame!
+Grim cave of death! whispering conspirator
+With close-tongued treason and the ravisher!
+
+'O hateful, vaporous, and foggy Night!
+Since thou art guilty of my cureless crime,
+Muster thy mists to meet the eastern light,
+Make war against proportion'd course of time;
+Or if thou wilt permit the sun to climb
+His wonted height, yet ere he go to bed,
+Knit poisonous clouds about his golden head.
+
+'With rotten damps ravish the morning air;
+Let their exhaled unwholesome breaths make sick
+The life of purity, the supreme fair,
+Ere he arrive his weary noon-tide prick;
+And let thy misty vapours march so thick,
+That in their smoky ranks his smother'd light
+May set at noon and make perpetual night.
+
+'Were Tarquin Night, as he is but Night's child,
+The silver-shining queen he would distain;
+Her twinkling handmaids too, by him defiled,
+Through Night's black bosom should not peep again:
+So should I have co-partners in my pain;
+And fellowship in woe doth woe assuage,
+As palmers' chat makes short their pilgrimage.
+
+'Where now I have no one to blush with me,
+To cross their arms and hang their heads with mine,
+To mask their brows and hide their infamy;
+But I alone alone must sit and pine,
+Seasoning the earth with showers of silver brine,
+Mingling my talk with tears, my grief with groans,
+Poor wasting monuments of lasting moans.
+
+'O Night, thou furnace of foul-reeking smoke,
+Let not the jealous Day behold that face
+Which underneath thy black all-hiding cloak
+Immodestly lies martyr'd with disgrace!
+Keep still possession of thy gloomy place,
+That all the faults which in thy reign are made
+May likewise be sepulchred in thy shade!
+
+'Make me not object to the tell-tale Day!
+The light will show, character'd in my brow,
+The story of sweet chastity's decay,
+The impious breach of holy wedlock vow:
+Yea the illiterate, that know not how
+To cipher what is writ in learned books,
+Will quote my loathsome trespass in my looks.
+
+'The nurse, to still her child, will tell my story,
+And fright her crying babe with Tarquin's name;
+The orator, to deck his oratory,
+Will couple my reproach to Tarquin's shame;
+Feast-finding minstrels, tuning my defame,
+Will tie the hearers to attend each line,
+How Tarquin wronged me, I Collatine.
+
+'Let my good name, that senseless reputation,
+For Collatine's dear love be kept unspotted:
+If that be made a theme for disputation,
+The branches of another root are rotted,
+And undeserved reproach to him allotted
+That is as clear from this attaint of mine
+As I, ere this, was pure to Collatine.
+
+'O unseen shame! invisible disgrace!
+O unfelt sore! crest-wounding, private scar!
+Reproach is stamp'd in Collatinus' face,
+And Tarquin's eye may read the mot afar,
+How he in peace is wounded, not in war.
+Alas, how many bear such shameful blows,
+Which not themselves, but he that gives them knows!
+
+'If, Collatine, thine honour lay in me,
+From me by strong assault it is bereft.
+My honour lost, and I, a drone-like bee,
+Have no perfection of my summer left,
+But robb'd and ransack'd by injurious theft:
+In thy weak hive a wandering wasp hath crept,
+And suck'd the honey which thy chaste bee kept.
+
+'Yet am I guilty of thy honour's wrack;
+Yet for thy honour did I entertain him;
+Coming from thee, I could not put him back,
+For it had been dishonour to disdain him:
+Besides, of weariness he did complain him,
+And talk'd of virtue: O unlook'd-for evil,
+When virtue is profaned in such a devil!
+
+'Why should the worm intrude the maiden bud?
+Or hateful cuckoos hatch in sparrows' nests?
+Or toads infect fair founts with venom mud?
+Or tyrant folly lurk in gentle breasts?
+Or kings be breakers of their own behests?
+But no perfection is so absolute,
+That some impurity doth not pollute.
+
+'The aged man that coffers-up his gold
+Is plagued with cramps and gouts and painful fits;
+And scarce hath eyes his treasure to behold,
+But like still-pining Tantalus he sits,
+And useless barns the harvest of his wits;
+Having no other pleasure of his gain
+But torment that it cannot cure his pain.
+
+'So then he hath it when he cannot use it,
+And leaves it to be master'd by his young;
+Who in their pride do presently abuse it:
+Their father was too weak, and they too strong,
+To hold their cursed-blessed fortune long.
+The sweets we wish for turn to loathed sours
+Even in the moment that we call them ours.
+
+'Unruly blasts wait on the tender spring;
+Unwholesome weeds take root with precious flowers;
+The adder hisses where the sweet birds sing;
+What virtue breeds iniquity devours:
+We have no good that we can say is ours,
+But ill-annexed Opportunity
+Or kills his life or else his quality.
+
+'O Opportunity, thy guilt is great!
+'Tis thou that executest the traitor's treason:
+Thou set'st the wolf where he the lamb may get;
+Whoever plots the sin, thou 'point'st the season;
+'Tis thou that spurn'st at right, at law, at reason;
+And in thy shady cell, where none may spy him,
+Sits Sin, to seize the souls that wander by him.
+
+'Thou makest the vestal violate her oath;
+Thou blow'st the fire when temperance is thaw'd;
+Thou smother'st honesty, thou murder'st troth;
+Thou foul abettor! thou notorious bawd!
+Thou plantest scandal and displacest laud:
+Thou ravisher, thou traitor, thou false thief,
+Thy honey turns to gall, thy joy to grief!
+
+'Thy secret pleasure turns to open shame,
+Thy private feasting to a public fast,
+Thy smoothing titles to a ragged name,
+Thy sugar'd tongue to bitter wormwood taste:
+Thy violent vanities can never last.
+How comes it then, vile Opportunity,
+Being so bad, such numbers seek for thee?
+
+'When wilt thou be the humble suppliant's friend,
+And bring him where his suit may be obtain'd?
+When wilt thou sort an hour great strifes to end?
+Or free that soul which wretchedness hath chain'd?
+Give physic to the sick, ease to the pain'd?
+The poor, lame, blind, halt, creep, cry out for thee;
+But they ne'er meet with Opportunity.
+
+'The patient dies while the physician sleeps;
+The orphan pines while the oppressor feeds;
+Justice is feasting while the widow weeps;
+Advice is sporting while infection breeds:
+Thou grant'st no time for charitable deeds:
+Wrath, envy, treason, rape, and murder's rages,
+Thy heinous hours wait on them as their pages.
+
+'When Truth and Virtue have to do with thee,
+A thousand crosses keep them from thy aid:
+They buy thy help; but Sin ne'er gives a fee,
+He gratis comes; and thou art well appaid
+As well to hear as grant what he hath said.
+My Collatine would else have come to me
+When Tarquin did, but he was stay'd by thee.
+
+Guilty thou art of murder and of theft,
+Guilty of perjury and subornation,
+Guilty of treason, forgery, and shift,
+Guilty of incest, that abomination;
+An accessary by thine inclination
+To all sins past, and all that are to come,
+From the creation to the general doom.
+
+'Mis-shapen Time, copesmate of ugly Night,
+Swift subtle post, carrier of grisly care,
+Eater of youth, false slave to false delight,
+Base watch of woes, sin's pack-horse, virtue's snare;
+Thou nursest all and murder'st all that are:
+O, hear me then, injurious, shifting Time!
+Be guilty of my death, since of my crime.
+
+'Why hath thy servant, Opportunity,
+Betray'd the hours thou gavest me to repose,
+Cancell'd my fortunes, and enchained me
+To endless date of never-ending woes?
+Time's office is to fine the hate of foes;
+To eat up errors by opinion bred,
+Not spend the dowry of a lawful bed.
+
+'Time's glory is to calm contending kings,
+To unmask falsehood and bring truth to light,
+To stamp the seal of time in aged things,
+To wake the morn and sentinel the night,
+To wrong the wronger till he render right,
+To ruinate proud buildings with thy hours,
+And smear with dust their glittering golden towers;
+
+'To fill with worm-holes stately monuments,
+To feed oblivion with decay of things,
+To blot old books and alter their contents,
+To pluck the quills from ancient ravens' wings,
+To dry the old oak's sap and cherish springs,
+To spoil antiquities of hammer'd steel,
+And turn the giddy round of Fortune's wheel;
+
+'To show the beldam daughters of her daughter,
+To make the child a man, the man a child,
+To slay the tiger that doth live by slaughter,
+To tame the unicorn and lion wild,
+To mock the subtle in themselves beguiled,
+To cheer the ploughman with increaseful crops,
+And waste huge stones with little water drops.
+
+'Why work'st thou mischief in thy pilgrimage,
+Unless thou couldst return to make amends?
+One poor retiring minute in an age
+Would purchase thee a thousand thousand friends,
+Lending him wit that to bad debtors lends:
+O, this dread night, wouldst thou one hour come back,
+I could prevent this storm and shun thy wrack!
+
+'Thou ceaseless lackey to eternity,
+With some mischance cross Tarquin in his flight:
+Devise extremes beyond extremity,
+To make him curse this cursed crimeful night:
+Let ghastly shadows his lewd eyes affright;
+And the dire thought of his committed evil
+Shape every bush a hideous shapeless devil.
+
+'Disturb his hours of rest with restless trances,
+Afflict him in his bed with bedrid groans;
+Let there bechance him pitiful mischances,
+To make him moan; but pity not his moans:
+Stone him with harden'd hearts harder than stones;
+And let mild women to him lose their mildness,
+Wilder to him than tigers in their wildness.
+
+'Let him have time to tear his curled hair,
+Let him have time against himself to rave,
+Let him have time of Time's help to despair,
+Let him have time to live a loathed slave,
+Let him have time a beggar's orts to crave,
+And time to see one that by alms doth live
+Disdain to him disdained scraps to give.
+
+'Let him have time to see his friends his foes,
+And merry fools to mock at him resort;
+Let him have time to mark how slow time goes
+In time of sorrow, and how swift and short
+His time of folly and his time of sport;
+And ever let his unrecalling crime
+Have time to wail th' abusing of his time.
+
+'O Time, thou tutor both to good and bad,
+Teach me to curse him that thou taught'st this ill!
+At his own shadow let the thief run mad,
+Himself himself seek every hour to kill!
+Such wretched hands such wretched blood should spill;
+For who so base would such an office have
+As slanderous death's-man to so base a slave?
+
+'The baser is he, coming from a king,
+To shame his hope with deeds degenerate:
+The mightier man, the mightier is the thing
+That makes him honour'd, or begets him hate;
+For greatest scandal waits on greatest state.
+The moon being clouded presently is miss'd,
+But little stars may hide them when they list.
+
+'The crow may bathe his coal-black wings in mire,
+And unperceived fly with the filth away;
+But if the like the snow-white swan desire,
+The stain upon his silver down will stay.
+Poor grooms are sightless night, kings glorious day:
+Gnats are unnoted wheresoe'er they fly,
+But eagles gazed upon with every eye.
+
+'Out, idle words, servants to shallow fools!
+Unprofitable sounds, weak arbitrators!
+Busy yourselves in skill-contending schools;
+Debate where leisure serves with dull debaters;
+To trembling clients be you mediators:
+For me, I force not argument a straw,
+Since that my case is past the help of law.
+
+'In vain I rail at Opportunity,
+At Time, at Tarquin, and uncheerful Night;
+In vain I cavil with mine infamy,
+In vain I spurn at my confirm'd despite:
+This helpless smoke of words doth me no right.
+The remedy indeed to do me good
+Is to let forth my foul-defiled blood.
+
+'Poor hand, why quiver'st thou at this decree?
+Honour thyself to rid me of this shame:
+For if I die, my honour lives in thee;
+But if I live, thou livest in my defame:
+Since thou couldst not defend thy loyal dame,
+And wast afeard to scratch her wicked foe,
+Kill both thyself and her for yielding so.'
+
+This said, from her be-tumbled couch she starteth,
+To find some desperate instrument of death:
+But this no slaughterhouse no tool imparteth
+To make more vent for passage of her breath;
+Which, thronging through her lips, so vanisheth
+As smoke from AEtna, that in air consumes,
+Or that which from discharged cannon fumes.
+
+'In vain,' quoth she, 'I live, and seek in vain
+Some happy mean to end a hapless life.
+I fear'd by Tarquin's falchion to be slain,
+Yet for the self-same purpose seek a knife:
+But when I fear'd I was a loyal wife:
+So am I now: O no, that cannot be;
+Of that true type hath Tarquin rifled me.
+
+'O, that is gone for which I sought to live,
+And therefore now I need not fear to die.
+To clear this spot by death, at least I give
+A badge of fame to slander's livery;
+A dying life to living infamy:
+Poor helpless help, the treasure stol'n away,
+To burn the guiltless casket where it lay!
+
+'Well, well, dear Collatine, thou shalt not know
+The stained taste of violated troth;
+I will not wrong thy true affection so,
+To flatter thee with an infringed oath;
+This bastard graff shall never come to growth:
+He shall not boast who did thy stock pollute
+That thou art doting father of his fruit.
+
+'Nor shall he smile at thee in secret thought,
+Nor laugh with his companions at thy state:
+But thou shalt know thy interest was not bought
+Basely with gold, but stol'n from forth thy gate.
+For me, I am the mistress of my fate,
+And with my trespass never will dispense,
+Till life to death acquit my forced offence.
+
+'I will not poison thee with my attaint,
+Nor fold my fault in cleanly-coin'd excuses;
+My sable ground of sin I will not paint,
+To hide the truth of this false night's abuses:
+My tongue shall utter all; mine eyes, like sluices,
+As from a mountain-spring that feeds a dale,
+Shall gush pure streams to purge my impure tale.'
+
+By this, lamenting Philomel had ended
+The well-tuned warble of her nightly sorrow,
+And solemn night with slow sad gait descended
+To ugly hell; when, lo, the blushing morrow
+Lends light to all fair eyes that light will borrow:
+But cloudy Lucrece shames herself to see,
+And therefore still in night would cloister'd be.
+
+Revealing day through every cranny spies,
+And seems to point her out where she sits weeping;
+To whom she sobbing speaks: 'O eye of eyes,
+Why pry'st thou through my window? leave thy peeping:
+Mock with thy tickling beams eyes that are sleeping:
+Brand not my forehead with thy piercing light,
+For day hath nought to do what's done by night.'
+
+Thus cavils she with every thing she sees:
+True grief is fond and testy as a child,
+Who wayward once, his mood with nought agrees:
+Old woes, not infant sorrows, bear them mild;
+Continuance tames the one; the other wild,
+Like an unpractised swimmer plunging still,
+With too much labour drowns for want of skill.
+
+So she, deep-drenched in a sea of care,
+Holds disputation with each thing she views,
+And to herself all sorrow doth compare;
+No object but her passion's strength renews;
+And as one shifts, another straight ensues:
+Sometime her grief is dumb and hath no words;
+Sometime 'tis mad and too much talk affords.
+
+The little birds that tune their morning's joy
+Make her moans mad with their sweet melody:
+For mirth doth search the bottom of annoy;
+Sad souls are slain in merry company;
+Grief best is pleased with grief's society:
+True sorrow then is feelingly sufficed
+When with like semblance it is sympathized.
+
+'Tis double death to drown in ken of shore;
+He ten times pines that pines beholding food;
+To see the salve doth make the wound ache more;
+Great grief grieves most at that would do it good;
+Deep woes roll forward like a gentle flood,
+Who being stopp'd, the bounding banks o'erflows;
+Grief dallied with nor law nor limit knows.
+
+'You mocking-birds,' quoth she, 'your tunes entomb
+Within your hollow-swelling feather'd breasts,
+And in my hearing be you mute and dumb:
+My restless discord loves no stops nor rests;
+A woeful hostess brooks not merry guests:
+Relish your nimble notes to pleasing ears;
+Distress likes dumps when time is kept with tears.
+
+'Come, Philomel, that sing'st of ravishment,
+Make thy sad grove in my dishevell'd hair:
+As the dank earth weeps at thy languishment,
+So I at each sad strain will strain a tear,
+And with deep groans the diapason bear;
+For burden-wise I'll hum on Tarquin still,
+While thou on Tereus descant'st better skill.
+
+'And whiles against a thorn thou bear'st thy part,
+To keep thy sharp woes waking, wretched I,
+To imitate thee well, against my heart
+Will fix a sharp knife to affright mine eye;
+Who, if it wink, shall thereon fall and die.
+These means, as frets upon an instrument,
+Shall tune our heart-strings to true languishment.
+
+'And for, poor bird, thou sing'st not in the day,
+As shaming any eye should thee behold,
+Some dark deep desert, seated from the way,
+That knows not parching heat nor freezing cold,
+Will we find out; and there we will unfold
+To creatures stern sad tunes, to change their kinds:
+Since men prove beasts, let beasts bear gentle minds.'
+
+As the poor frighted deer, that stands at gaze,
+Wildly determining which way to fly,
+Or one encompass'd with a winding maze,
+That cannot tread the way out readily;
+So with herself is she in mutiny,
+To live or die which of the twain were better,
+When life is shamed, and death reproach's debtor.
+
+'To kill myself,' quoth she, 'alack, what were it,
+But with my body my poor soul's pollution?
+They that lose half with greater patience bear it
+Than they whose whole is swallow'd in confusion.
+That mother tries a merciless conclusion
+Who, having two sweet babes, when death takes one,
+Will slay the other and be nurse to none.
+
+'My body or my soul, which was the dearer,
+When the one pure, the other made divine?
+Whose love of either to myself was nearer,
+When both were kept for heaven and Collatine?
+Ay me! the bark peel'd from the lofty pine,
+His leaves will wither and his sap decay;
+So must my soul, her bark being peel'd away.
+
+'Her house is sack'd, her quiet interrupted,
+Her mansion batter'd by the enemy;
+Her sacred temple spotted, spoil'd, corrupted,
+Grossly engirt with daring infamy:
+Then let it not be call'd impiety,
+If in this blemish'd fort I make some hole
+Through which I may convey this troubled soul.
+
+'Yet die I will not till my Collatine
+Have heard the cause of my untimely death;
+That he may vow, in that sad hour of mine,
+Revenge on him that made me stop my breath.
+My stained blood to Tarquin I'll bequeath,
+Which by him tainted shall for him be spent,
+And as his due writ in my testament.
+
+'My honour I'll bequeath unto the knife
+That wounds my body so dishonoured.
+'Tis honour to deprive dishonour'd life;
+The one will live, the other being dead:
+So of shame's ashes shall my fame be bred;
+For in my death I murder shameful scorn:
+My shame so dead, mine honour is new-born.
+
+'Dear lord of that dear jewel I have lost,
+What legacy shall I bequeath to thee?
+My resolution, love, shall be thy boast,
+By whose example thou revenged mayest be.
+How Tarquin must be used, read it in me:
+Myself, thy friend, will kill myself, thy foe,
+And for my sake serve thou false Tarquin so.
+
+'This brief abridgement of my will I make:
+My soul and body to the skies and ground;
+My resolution, husband, do thou take;
+Mine honour be the knife's that makes my wound;
+My shame be his that did my fame confound;
+And all my fame that lives disbursed be
+To those that live, and think no shame of me.
+
+'Thou, Collatine, shalt oversee this will;
+How was I overseen that thou shalt see it!
+My blood shall wash the slander of mine ill;
+My life's foul deed, my life's fair end shall free it.
+Faint not, faint heart, but stoutly say 'So be it:'
+Yield to my hand; my hand shall conquer thee:
+Thou dead, both die, and both shall victors be.'
+
+This Plot of death when sadly she had laid,
+And wiped the brinish pearl from her bright eyes,
+With untuned tongue she hoarsely calls her maid,
+Whose swift obedience to her mistress hies;
+For fleet-wing'd duty with thought's feathers flies.
+Poor Lucrece' cheeks unto her maid seem so
+As winter meads when sun doth melt their snow.
+
+Her mistress she doth give demure good-morrow,
+With soft-slow tongue, true mark of modesty,
+And sorts a sad look to her lady's sorrow,
+For why her face wore sorrow's livery;
+But durst not ask of her audaciously
+Why her two suns were cloud-eclipsed so,
+Nor why her fair cheeks over-wash'd with woe.
+
+But as the earth doth weep, the sun being set,
+Each flower moisten'd like a melting eye;
+Even so the maid with swelling drops gan wet
+Her circled eyne, enforced by sympathy
+Of those fair suns set in her mistress' sky,
+Who in a salt-waved ocean quench their light,
+Which makes the maid weep like the dewy night.
+
+A pretty while these pretty creatures stand,
+Like ivory conduits coral cisterns filling:
+One justly weeps; the other takes in hand
+No cause, but company, of her drops spilling:
+Their gentle sex to weep are often willing;
+Grieving themselves to guess at others' smarts,
+And then they drown their eyes or break their hearts.
+
+For men have marble, women waxen, minds,
+And therefore are they form'd as marble will;
+The weak oppress'd, the impression of strange kinds
+Is form'd in them by force, by fraud, or skill:
+Then call them not the authors of their ill,
+No more than wax shall be accounted evil
+Wherein is stamp'd the semblance of a devil.
+
+Their smoothness, like a goodly champaign plain,
+Lays open all the little worms that creep;
+In men, as in a rough-grown grove, remain
+Cave-keeping evils that obscurely sleep:
+Through crystal walls each little mote will peep:
+Though men can cover crimes with bold stern looks,
+Poor women's faces are their own fault's books.
+
+No man inveigh against the wither'd flower,
+But chide rough winter that the flower hath kill'd:
+Not that devour'd, but that which doth devour,
+Is worthy blame. O, let it not be hild
+Poor women's faults, that they are so fulfill'd
+With men's abuses: those proud lords, to blame,
+Make weak-made women tenants to their shame.
+
+The precedent whereof in Lucrece view,
+Assail'd by night with circumstances strong
+Of present death, and shame that might ensue
+By that her death, to do her husband wrong:
+Such danger to resistance did belong,
+That dying fear through all her body spread;
+And who cannot abuse a body dead?
+
+By this, mild patience bid fair Lucrece speak
+To the poor counterfeit of her complaining:
+'My girl,' quoth she, 'on what occasion break
+Those tears from thee, that down thy cheeks are
+raining?
+If thou dost weep for grief of my sustaining,
+Know, gentle wench, it small avails my mood:
+If tears could help, mine own would do me good.
+
+'But tell me, girl, when went'--and there she stay'd
+Till after a deep groan--'Tarquin from hence?'
+'Madam, ere I was up,' replied the maid,
+'The more to blame my sluggard negligence:
+Yet with the fault I thus far can dispense;
+Myself was stirring ere the break of day,
+And, ere I rose, was Tarquin gone away.
+
+'But, lady, if your maid may be so bold,
+She would request to know your heaviness.'
+'O, peace!' quoth Lucrece: 'if it should be told,
+The repetition cannot make it less;
+For more it is than I can well express:
+And that deep torture may be call'd a hell
+When more is felt than one hath power to tell.
+
+'Go, get me hither paper, ink, and pen:
+Yet save that labour, for I have them here.
+What should I say? One of my husband's men
+Bid thou be ready, by and by, to bear
+A letter to my lord, my love, my dear;
+Bid him with speed prepare to carry it;
+The cause craves haste, and it will soon be writ.'
+
+Her maid is gone, and she prepares to write,
+First hovering o'er the paper with her quill:
+Conceit and grief an eager combat fight;
+What wit sets down is blotted straight with will;
+This is too curious-good, this blunt and ill:
+Much like a press of people at a door,
+Throng her inventions, which shall go before.
+
+At last she thus begins: 'Thou worthy lord
+Of that unworthy wife that greeteth thee,
+Health to thy person! next vouchsafe t' afford--
+If ever, love, thy Lucrece thou wilt see--
+Some present speed to come and visit me.
+So, I commend me from our house in grief:
+My woes are tedious, though my words are brief.'
+
+Here folds she up the tenor of her woe,
+Her certain sorrow writ uncertainly.
+By this short schedule Collatine may know
+Her grief, but not her grief's true quality:
+She dares not thereof make discovery,
+Lest he should hold it her own gross abuse,
+Ere she with blood had stain'd her stain'd excuse.
+
+Besides, the life and feeling of her passion
+She hoards, to spend when he is by to hear her:
+When sighs and groans and tears may grace the fashion
+Of her disgrace, the better so to clear her
+From that suspicion which the world might bear her.
+To shun this blot, she would not blot the letter
+With words, till action might become them better.
+
+To see sad sights moves more than hear them told;
+For then eye interprets to the ear
+The heavy motion that it doth behold,
+When every part a part of woe doth bear.
+'Tis but a part of sorrow that we hear:
+Deep sounds make lesser noise than shallow fords,
+And sorrow ebbs, being blown with wind of words.
+
+Her letter now is seal'd, and on it writ
+'At Ardea to my lord with more than haste.'
+The post attends, and she delivers it,
+Charging the sour-faced groom to hie as fast
+As lagging fowls before the northern blast:
+Speed more than speed but dull and slow she deems:
+Extremity still urgeth such extremes.
+
+The homely villain court'sies to her low;
+And, blushing on her, with a steadfast eye
+Receives the scroll without or yea or no,
+And forth with bashful innocence doth hie.
+But they whose guilt within their bosoms lie
+Imagine every eye beholds their blame;
+For Lucrece thought he blush'd to her see shame:
+
+When, silly groom! God wot, it was defect
+Of spirit, Life, and bold audacity.
+Such harmless creatures have a true respect
+To talk in deeds, while others saucily
+Promise more speed, but do it leisurely:
+Even so this pattern of the worn-out age
+Pawn'd honest looks, but laid no words to gage.
+
+His kindled duty kindled her mistrust,
+That two red fires in both their faces blazed;
+She thought he blush'd, as knowing Tarquin's lust,
+And, blushing with him, wistly on him gazed;
+Her earnest eye did make him more amazed:
+The more she saw the blood his cheeks replenish,
+The more she thought he spied in her some blemish.
+
+But long she thinks till he return again,
+And yet the duteous vassal scarce is gone.
+The weary time she cannot entertain,
+For now 'tis stale to sigh, to weep, and groan:
+So woe hath wearied woe, moan tired moan,
+That she her plaints a little while doth stay,
+Pausing for means to mourn some newer way.
+
+At last she calls to mind where hangs a piece
+Of skilful painting, made for Priam's Troy:
+Before the which is drawn the power of Greece.
+For Helen's rape the city to destroy,
+Threatening cloud-kissing Ilion with annoy;
+Which the conceited painter drew so proud,
+As heaven, it seem'd, to kiss the turrets bow'd.
+
+A thousand lamentable objects there,
+In scorn of nature, art gave lifeless life:
+Many a dry drop seem'd a weeping tear,
+Shed for the slaughter'd husband by the wife:
+The red blood reek'd, to show the painter's strife;
+And dying eyes gleam'd forth their ashy lights,
+Like dying coals burnt out in tedious nights.
+
+There might you see the labouring pioner
+Begrimed with sweat, and smeared all with dust;
+And from the towers of Troy there would appear
+The very eyes of men through loop-holes thrust,
+Gazing upon the Greeks with little lust:
+Such sweet observance in this work was had,
+That one might see those far-off eyes look sad.
+
+In great commanders grace and majesty
+You might behold, triumphing in their faces;
+In youth, quick bearing and dexterity;
+Pale cowards, marching on with trembling paces;
+Which heartless peasants did so well resemble,
+That one would swear he saw them quake and tremble.
+
+In Ajax and Ulysses, O, what art
+Of physiognomy might one behold!
+The face of either cipher'd either's heart;
+Their face their manners most expressly told:
+In Ajax' eyes blunt rage and rigor roll'd;
+But the mild glance that sly Ulysses lent
+Show'd deep regard and smiling government.
+
+There pleading might you see grave Nestor stand,
+As 'twere encouraging the Greeks to fight;
+Making such sober action with his hand,
+That it beguiled attention, charm'd the sight:
+In speech, it seem'd, his beard, all silver white,
+Wagg'd up and down, and from his lips did fly
+Thin winding breath, which purl'd up to the sky.
+
+About him were a press of gaping faces,
+Which seem'd to swallow up his sound advice;
+All jointly listening, but with several graces,
+As if some mermaid did their ears entice,
+Some high, some low, the painter was so nice;
+The scalps of many, almost hid behind,
+To jump up higher seem'd, to mock the mind.
+
+Here one man's hand lean'd on another's head,
+His nose being shadow'd by his neighbour's ear;
+Here one being throng'd bears back, all boll'n and
+red;
+Another smother'd seems to pelt and swear;
+And in their rage such signs of rage they bear,
+As, but for loss of Nestor's golden words,
+It seem'd they would debate with angry swords.
+
+For much imaginary work was there;
+Conceit deceitful, so compact, so kind,
+That for Achilles' image stood his spear,
+Griped in an armed hand; himself, behind,
+Was left unseen, save to the eye of mind:
+A hand, a foot, a face, a leg, a head,
+Stood for the whole to be imagined.
+
+And from the walls of strong-besieged Troy
+When their brave hope, bold Hector, march'd to
+field,
+Stood many Trojan mothers, sharing joy
+To see their youthful sons bright weapons wield;
+And to their hope they such odd action yield,
+That through their light joy seemed to appear,
+Like bright things stain'd, a kind of heavy fear.
+
+And from the strand of Dardan, where they fought,
+To Simois' reedy banks the red blood ran,
+Whose waves to imitate the battle sought
+With swelling ridges; and their ranks began
+To break upon the galled shore, and than
+Retire again, till, meeting greater ranks,
+They join and shoot their foam at Simois' banks.
+
+To this well-painted piece is Lucrece come,
+To find a face where all distress is stell'd.
+Many she sees where cares have carved some,
+But none where all distress and dolour dwell'd,
+Till she despairing Hecuba beheld,
+Staring on Priam's wounds with her old eyes,
+Which bleeding under Pyrrhus' proud foot lies.
+
+In her the painter had anatomized
+Time's ruin, beauty's wreck, and grim care's reign:
+Her cheeks with chaps and wrinkles were disguised;
+Of what she was no semblance did remain:
+Her blue blood changed to black in every vein,
+Wanting the spring that those shrunk pipes had fed,
+Show'd life imprison'd in a body dead.
+
+On this sad shadow Lucrece spends her eyes,
+And shapes her sorrow to the beldam's woes,
+Who nothing wants to answer her but cries,
+And bitter words to ban her cruel foes:
+The painter was no god to lend her those;
+And therefore Lucrece swears he did her wrong,
+To give her so much grief and not a tongue.
+
+'Poor instrument,' quoth she,'without a sound,
+I'll tune thy woes with my lamenting tongue;
+And drop sweet balm in Priam's painted wound,
+And rail on Pyrrhus that hath done him wrong;
+And with my tears quench Troy that burns so long;
+And with my knife scratch out the angry eyes
+Of all the Greeks that are thine enemies.
+
+'Show me the strumpet that began this stir,
+That with my nails her beauty I may tear.
+Thy heat of lust, fond Paris, did incur
+This load of wrath that burning Troy doth bear:
+Thy eye kindled the fire that burneth here;
+And here in Troy, for trespass of thine eye,
+The sire, the son, the dame, and daughter die.
+
+'Why should the private pleasure of some one
+Become the public plague of many moe?
+Let sin, alone committed, light alone
+Upon his head that hath transgressed so;
+Let guiltless souls be freed from guilty woe:
+For one's offence why should so many fall,
+To plague a private sin in general?
+
+'Lo, here weeps Hecuba, here Priam dies,
+Here manly Hector faints, here Troilus swounds,
+Here friend by friend in bloody channel lies,
+And friend to friend gives unadvised wounds,
+And one man's lust these many lives confounds:
+Had doting Priam cheque'd his son's desire,
+Troy had been bright with fame and not with fire.'
+
+Here feelingly she weeps Troy's painted woes:
+For sorrow, like a heavy-hanging bell,
+Once set on ringing, with his own weight goes;
+Then little strength rings out the doleful knell:
+So Lucrece, set a-work, sad tales doth tell
+To pencill'd pensiveness and colour'd sorrow;
+She lends them words, and she their looks doth borrow.
+
+She throws her eyes about the painting round,
+And whom she finds forlorn she doth lament.
+At last she sees a wretched image bound,
+That piteous looks to Phrygian shepherds lent:
+His face, though full of cares, yet show'd content;
+Onward to Troy with the blunt swains he goes,
+So mild, that Patience seem'd to scorn his woes.
+
+In him the painter labour'd with his skill
+To hide deceit, and give the harmless show
+An humble gait, calm looks, eyes wailing still,
+A brow unbent, that seem'd to welcome woe;
+Cheeks neither red nor pale, but mingled so
+That blushing red no guilty instance gave,
+Nor ashy pale the fear that false hearts have.
+
+But, like a constant and confirmed devil,
+He entertain'd a show so seeming just,
+And therein so ensconced his secret evil,
+That jealousy itself could not mistrust
+False-creeping craft and perjury should thrust
+Into so bright a day such black-faced storms,
+Or blot with hell-born sin such saint-like forms.
+
+The well-skill'd workman this mild image drew
+For perjured Sinon, whose enchanting story
+The credulous old Priam after slew;
+Whose words like wildfire burnt the shining glory
+Of rich-built Ilion, that the skies were sorry,
+And little stars shot from their fixed places,
+When their glass fell wherein they view'd their faces.
+
+This picture she advisedly perused,
+And chid the painter for his wondrous skill,
+Saying, some shape in Sinon's was abused;
+So fair a form lodged not a mind so ill:
+And still on him she gazed; and gazing still,
+Such signs of truth in his plain face she spied,
+That she concludes the picture was belied.
+
+'It cannot be,' quoth she,'that so much guile'--
+She would have said 'can lurk in such a look;'
+But Tarquin's shape came in her mind the while,
+And from her tongue 'can lurk' from 'cannot' took:
+'It cannot be' she in that sense forsook,
+And turn'd it thus,' It cannot be, I find,
+But such a face should bear a wicked mind.
+
+'For even as subtle Sinon here is painted.
+So sober-sad, so weary, and so mild,
+As if with grief or travail he had fainted,
+To me came Tarquin armed; so beguiled
+With outward honesty, but yet defiled
+With inward vice: as Priam him did cherish,
+So did I Tarquin; so my Troy did perish.
+
+'Look, look, how listening Priam wets his eyes,
+To see those borrow'd tears that Sinon sheds!
+Priam, why art thou old and yet not wise?
+For every tear he falls a Trojan bleeds:
+His eye drops fire, no water thence proceeds;
+Those round clear pearls of his, that move thy pity,
+Are balls of quenchless fire to burn thy city.
+
+'Such devils steal effects from lightless hell;
+For Sinon in his fire doth quake with cold,
+And in that cold hot-burning fire doth dwell;
+These contraries such unity do hold,
+Only to flatter fools and make them bold:
+So Priam's trust false Sinon's tears doth flatter,
+That he finds means to burn his Troy with water.'
+
+Here, all enraged, such passion her assails,
+That patience is quite beaten from her breast.
+She tears the senseless Sinon with her nails,
+Comparing him to that unhappy guest
+Whose deed hath made herself herself detest:
+At last she smilingly with this gives o'er;
+'Fool, fool!' quoth she, 'his wounds will not be sore.'
+
+Thus ebbs and flows the current of her sorrow,
+And time doth weary time with her complaining.
+She looks for night, and then she longs for morrow,
+And both she thinks too long with her remaining:
+Short time seems long in sorrow's sharp sustaining:
+Though woe be heavy, yet it seldom sleeps,
+And they that watch see time how slow it creeps.
+
+Which all this time hath overslipp'd her thought,
+That she with painted images hath spent;
+Being from the feeling of her own grief brought
+By deep surmise of others' detriment;
+Losing her woes in shows of discontent.
+It easeth some, though none it ever cured,
+To think their dolour others have endured.
+
+But now the mindful messenger, come back,
+Brings home his lord and other company;
+Who finds his Lucrece clad in mourning black:
+And round about her tear-stained eye
+Blue circles stream'd; like rainbows in the sky:
+These water-galls in her dim element
+Foretell new storms to those already spent.
+
+Which when her sad-beholding husband saw,
+Amazedly in her sad face he stares:
+Her eyes, though sod in tears, look'd red and raw,
+Her lively colour kill'd with deadly cares.
+He hath no power to ask her how she fares:
+Both stood, like old acquaintance in a trance,
+Met far from home, wondering each other's chance.
+
+At last he takes her by the bloodless hand,
+And thus begins: 'What uncouth ill event
+Hath thee befall'n, that thou dost trembling stand?
+Sweet love, what spite hath thy fair colour spent?
+Why art thou thus attired in discontent?
+Unmask, dear dear, this moody heaviness,
+And tell thy grief, that we may give redress.'
+
+Three times with sighs she gives her sorrow fire,
+Ere once she can discharge one word of woe:
+At length address'd to answer his desire,
+She modestly prepares to let them know
+Her honour is ta'en prisoner by the foe;
+While Collatine and his consorted lords
+With sad attention long to hear her words.
+
+And now this pale swan in her watery nest
+Begins the sad dirge of her certain ending;
+'Few words,' quoth she, 'Shall fit the trespass best,
+Where no excuse can give the fault amending:
+In me moe woes than words are now depending;
+And my laments would be drawn out too long,
+To tell them all with one poor tired tongue.
+
+'Then be this all the task it hath to say
+Dear husband, in the interest of thy bed
+A stranger came, and on that pillow lay
+Where thou was wont to rest thy weary head;
+And what wrong else may be imagined
+By foul enforcement might be done to me,
+From that, alas, thy Lucrece is not free.
+
+'For in the dreadful dead of dark midnight,
+With shining falchion in my chamber came
+A creeping creature, with a flaming light,
+And softly cried 'Awake, thou Roman dame,
+And entertain my love; else lasting shame
+On thee and thine this night I will inflict,
+If thou my love's desire do contradict.
+
+' 'For some hard-favour'd groom of thine,' quoth he,
+'Unless thou yoke thy liking to my will,
+I'll murder straight, and then I'll slaughter thee
+And swear I found you where you did fulfil
+The loathsome act of lust, and so did kill
+The lechers in their deed: this act will be
+My fame and thy perpetual infamy.'
+
+'With this, I did begin to start and cry;
+And then against my heart he sets his sword,
+Swearing, unless I took all patiently,
+I should not live to speak another word;
+So should my shame still rest upon record,
+And never be forgot in mighty Rome
+Th' adulterate death of Lucrece and her groom.
+
+'Mine enemy was strong, my poor self weak,
+And far the weaker with so strong a fear:
+My bloody judge forbade my tongue to speak;
+No rightful plea might plead for justice there:
+His scarlet lust came evidence to swear
+That my poor beauty had purloin'd his eyes;
+And when the judge is robb'd the prisoner dies.
+
+'O, teach me how to make mine own excuse!
+Or at the least this refuge let me find;
+Though my gross blood be stain'd with this abuse,
+Immaculate and spotless is my mind;
+That was not forced; that never was inclined
+To accessary yieldings, but still pure
+Doth in her poison'd closet yet endure.'
+
+Lo, here, the hopeless merchant of this loss,
+With head declined, and voice damm'd up with woe,
+With sad set eyes, and wretched arms across,
+From lips new-waxen pale begins to blow
+The grief away that stops his answer so:
+But, wretched as he is, he strives in vain;
+What he breathes out his breath drinks up again.
+
+As through an arch the violent roaring tide
+Outruns the eye that doth behold his haste,
+Yet in the eddy boundeth in his pride
+Back to the strait that forced him on so fast;
+In rage sent out, recall'd in rage, being past:
+Even so his sighs, his sorrows, make a saw,
+To push grief on, and back the same grief draw.
+
+Which speechless woe of his poor she attendeth,
+And his untimely frenzy thus awaketh:
+'Dear lord, thy sorrow to my sorrow lendeth
+Another power; no flood by raining slaketh.
+My woe too sensible thy passion maketh
+More feeling-painful: let it then suffice
+To drown one woe, one pair of weeping eyes.
+
+'And for my sake, when I might charm thee so,
+For she that was thy Lucrece, now attend me:
+Be suddenly revenged on my foe,
+Thine, mine, his own: suppose thou dost defend me
+From what is past: the help that thou shalt lend me
+Comes all too late, yet let the traitor die;
+For sparing justice feeds iniquity.
+
+'But ere I name him, you fair lords,' quoth she,
+Speaking to those that came with Collatine,
+'Shall plight your honourable faiths to me,
+With swift pursuit to venge this wrong of mine;
+For 'tis a meritorious fair design
+To chase injustice with revengeful arms:
+Knights, by their oaths, should right poor ladies' harms.'
+
+At this request, with noble disposition
+Each present lord began to promise aid,
+As bound in knighthood to her imposition,
+Longing to hear the hateful foe bewray'd.
+But she, that yet her sad task hath not said,
+The protestation stops. 'O, speak, ' quoth she,
+'How may this forced stain be wiped from me?
+
+'What is the quality of mine offence,
+Being constrain'd with dreadful circumstance?
+May my pure mind with the foul act dispense,
+My low-declined honour to advance?
+May any terms acquit me from this chance?
+The poison'd fountain clears itself again;
+And why not I from this compelled stain?'
+
+With this, they all at once began to say,
+Her body's stain her mind untainted clears;
+While with a joyless smile she turns away
+The face, that map which deep impression bears
+Of hard misfortune, carved in it with tears.
+'No, no,' quoth she, 'no dame, hereafter living,
+By my excuse shall claim excuse's giving.'
+
+Here with a sigh, as if her heart would break,
+She throws forth Tarquin's name; 'He, he,' she says,
+But more than 'he' her poor tongue could not speak;
+Till after many accents and delays,
+Untimely breathings, sick and short assays,
+She utters this, 'He, he, fair lords, 'tis he,
+That guides this hand to give this wound to me.'
+
+Even here she sheathed in her harmless breast
+A harmful knife, that thence her soul unsheathed:
+That blow did that it from the deep unrest
+Of that polluted prison where it breathed:
+Her contrite sighs unto the clouds bequeath'd
+Her winged sprite, and through her wounds doth fly
+Life's lasting date from cancell'd destiny.
+
+Stone-still, astonish'd with this deadly deed,
+Stood Collatine and all his lordly crew;
+Till Lucrece' father, that beholds her bleed,
+Himself on her self-slaughter'd body threw;
+And from the purple fountain Brutus drew
+The murderous knife, and, as it left the place,
+Her blood, in poor revenge, held it in chase;
+
+And bubbling from her breast, it doth divide
+In two slow rivers, that the crimson blood
+Circles her body in on every side,
+Who, like a late-sack'd island, vastly stood
+Bare and unpeopled in this fearful flood.
+Some of her blood still pure and red remain'd,
+And some look'd black, and that false Tarquin stain'd.
+
+About the mourning and congealed face
+Of that black blood a watery rigol goes,
+Which seems to weep upon the tainted place:
+And ever since, as pitying Lucrece' woes,
+Corrupted blood some watery token shows;
+And blood untainted still doth red abide,
+Blushing at that which is so putrified.
+
+'Daughter, dear daughter,' old Lucretius cries,
+'That life was mine which thou hast here deprived.
+If in the child the father's image lies,
+Where shall I live now Lucrece is unlived?
+Thou wast not to this end from me derived.
+If children predecease progenitors,
+We are their offspring, and they none of ours.
+
+'Poor broken glass, I often did behold
+In thy sweet semblance my old age new born;
+But now that fresh fair mirror, dim and old,
+Shows me a bare-boned death by time out-worn:
+O, from thy cheeks my image thou hast torn,
+And shivered all the beauty of my glass,
+That I no more can see what once I was!
+
+'O time, cease thou thy course and last no longer,
+If they surcease to be that should survive.
+Shall rotten death make conquest of the stronger
+And leave the faltering feeble souls alive?
+The old bees die, the young possess their hive:
+Then live, sweet Lucrece, live again and see
+Thy father die, and not thy father thee!
+
+By this, starts Collatine as from a dream,
+And bids Lucretius give his sorrow place;
+And then in key-cold Lucrece' bleeding stream
+He falls, and bathes the pale fear in his face,
+And counterfeits to die with her a space;
+Till manly shame bids him possess his breath
+And live to be revenged on her death.
+
+The deep vexation of his inward soul
+Hath served a dumb arrest upon his tongue;
+Who, mad that sorrow should his use control,
+Or keep him from heart-easing words so long,
+Begins to talk; but through his lips do throng
+Weak words, so thick come in his poor heart's aid,
+That no man could distinguish what he said.
+
+Yet sometime 'Tarquin' was pronounced plain,
+But through his teeth, as if the name he tore.
+This windy tempest, till it blow up rain,
+Held back his sorrow's tide, to make it more;
+At last it rains, and busy winds give o'er:
+Then son and father weep with equal strife
+Who should weep most, for daughter or for wife.
+
+The one doth call her his, the other his,
+Yet neither may possess the claim they lay.
+The father says 'She's mine.' 'O, mine she is,'
+Replies her husband: 'do not take away
+My sorrow's interest; let no mourner say
+He weeps for her, for she was only mine,
+And only must be wail'd by Collatine.'
+
+'O,' quoth Lucretius,' I did give that life
+Which she too early and too late hath spill'd.'
+'Woe, woe,' quoth Collatine, 'she was my wife,
+I owed her, and 'tis mine that she hath kill'd.'
+'My daughter' and 'my wife' with clamours fill'd
+The dispersed air, who, holding Lucrece' life,
+Answer'd their cries, 'my daughter' and 'my wife.'
+
+Brutus, who pluck'd the knife from Lucrece' side,
+Seeing such emulation in their woe,
+Began to clothe his wit in state and pride,
+Burying in Lucrece' wound his folly's show.
+He with the Romans was esteemed so
+As silly-jeering idiots are with kings,
+For sportive words and uttering foolish things:
+
+But now he throws that shallow habit by,
+Wherein deep policy did him disguise;
+And arm'd his long-hid wits advisedly,
+To cheque the tears in Collatinus' eyes.
+'Thou wronged lord of Rome,' quoth be, 'arise:
+Let my unsounded self, supposed a fool,
+Now set thy long-experienced wit to school.
+
+'Why, Collatine, is woe the cure for woe?
+Do wounds help wounds, or grief help grievous deeds?
+Is it revenge to give thyself a blow
+For his foul act by whom thy fair wife bleeds?
+Such childish humour from weak minds proceeds:
+Thy wretched wife mistook the matter so,
+To slay herself, that should have slain her foe.
+
+'Courageous Roman, do not steep thy heart
+In such relenting dew of lamentations;
+But kneel with me and help to bear thy part,
+To rouse our Roman gods with invocations,
+That they will suffer these abominations,
+Since Rome herself in them doth stand disgraced,
+By our strong arms from forth her fair streets chased.
+
+'Now, by the Capitol that we adore,
+And by this chaste blood so unjustly stain'd,
+By heaven's fair sun that breeds the fat earth's
+store,
+By all our country rights in Rome maintain'd,
+And by chaste Lucrece' soul that late complain'd
+Her wrongs to us, and by this bloody knife,
+We will revenge the death of this true wife.'
+
+This said, he struck his hand upon his breast,
+And kiss'd the fatal knife, to end his vow;
+And to his protestation urged the rest,
+Who, wondering at him, did his words allow:
+Then jointly to the ground their knees they bow;
+And that deep vow, which Brutus made before,
+He doth again repeat, and that they swore.
+
+When they had sworn to this advised doom,
+They did conclude to bear dead Lucrece thence;
+To show her bleeding body thorough Rome,
+And so to publish Tarquin's foul offence:
+Which being done with speedy diligence,
+The Romans plausibly did give consent
+To Tarquin's everlasting banishment.
+
+
+
+
+ SONNETS
+
+
+
+TO THE ONLY BEGETTER OF
+THESE INSUING SONNETS
+MR. W. H. ALL HAPPINESS
+AND THAT ETERNITY
+PROMISED BY
+OUR EVER-LIVING POET WISHETH
+THE WELL-WISHING
+ADVENTURER IN
+SETTING FORTH
+T. T.
+
+
+I.
+
+FROM fairest creatures we desire increase,
+That thereby beauty's rose might never die,
+But as the riper should by time decease,
+His tender heir might bear his memory:
+But thou, contracted to thine own bright eyes,
+Feed'st thy light'st flame with self-substantial fuel,
+Making a famine where abundance lies,
+Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel.
+Thou that art now the world's fresh ornament
+And only herald to the gaudy spring,
+Within thine own bud buriest thy content
+And, tender churl, makest waste in niggarding.
+ Pity the world, or else this glutton be,
+ To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee.
+
+II.
+
+When forty winters shall beseige thy brow,
+And dig deep trenches in thy beauty's field,
+Thy youth's proud livery, so gazed on now,
+Will be a tatter'd weed, of small worth held:
+Then being ask'd where all thy beauty lies,
+Where all the treasure of thy lusty days,
+To say, within thine own deep-sunken eyes,
+Were an all-eating shame and thriftless praise.
+How much more praise deserved thy beauty's use,
+If thou couldst answer 'This fair child of mine
+Shall sum my count and make my old excuse,'
+Proving his beauty by succession thine!
+ This were to be new made when thou art old,
+ And see thy blood warm when thou feel'st it cold.
+
+III.
+
+Look in thy glass, and tell the face thou viewest
+Now is the time that face should form another;
+Whose fresh repair if now thou not renewest,
+Thou dost beguile the world, unbless some mother.
+For where is she so fair whose unear'd womb
+Disdains the tillage of thy husbandry?
+Or who is he so fond will be the tomb
+Of his self-love, to stop posterity?
+Thou art thy mother's glass, and she in thee
+Calls back the lovely April of her prime:
+So thou through windows of thine age shall see
+Despite of wrinkles this thy golden time.
+ But if thou live, remember'd not to be,
+ Die single, and thine image dies with thee.
+
+IV.
+
+Unthrifty loveliness, why dost thou spend
+Upon thyself thy beauty's legacy?
+Nature's bequest gives nothing but doth lend,
+And being frank she lends to those are free.
+Then, beauteous niggard, why dost thou abuse
+The bounteous largess given thee to give?
+Profitless usurer, why dost thou use
+So great a sum of sums, yet canst not live?
+For having traffic with thyself alone,
+Thou of thyself thy sweet self dost deceive.
+Then how, when nature calls thee to be gone,
+What acceptable audit canst thou leave?
+ Thy unused beauty must be tomb'd with thee,
+ Which, used, lives th' executor to be.
+
+V.
+
+Those hours, that with gentle work did frame
+The lovely gaze where every eye doth dwell,
+Will play the tyrants to the very same
+And that unfair which fairly doth excel:
+For never-resting time leads summer on
+To hideous winter and confounds him there;
+Sap cheque'd with frost and lusty leaves quite gone,
+Beauty o'ersnow'd and bareness every where:
+Then, were not summer's distillation left,
+A liquid prisoner pent in walls of glass,
+Beauty's effect with beauty were bereft,
+Nor it nor no remembrance what it was:
+ But flowers distill'd though they with winter meet,
+ Leese but their show; their substance still lives sweet.
+
+VI.
+
+Then let not winter's ragged hand deface
+In thee thy summer, ere thou be distill'd:
+Make sweet some vial; treasure thou some place
+With beauty's treasure, ere it be self-kill'd.
+That use is not forbidden usury,
+Which happies those that pay the willing loan;
+That's for thyself to breed another thee,
+Or ten times happier, be it ten for one;
+Ten times thyself were happier than thou art,
+If ten of thine ten times refigured thee:
+Then what could death do, if thou shouldst depart,
+Leaving thee living in posterity?
+ Be not self-will'd, for thou art much too fair
+ To be death's conquest and make worms thine heir.
+
+VII.
+
+Lo! in the orient when the gracious light
+Lifts up his burning head, each under eye
+Doth homage to his new-appearing sight,
+Serving with looks his sacred majesty;
+And having climb'd the steep-up heavenly hill,
+Resembling strong youth in his middle age,
+yet mortal looks adore his beauty still,
+Attending on his golden pilgrimage;
+But when from highmost pitch, with weary car,
+Like feeble age, he reeleth from the day,
+The eyes, 'fore duteous, now converted are
+From his low tract and look another way:
+ So thou, thyself out-going in thy noon,
+ Unlook'd on diest, unless thou get a son.
+
+VIII.
+
+Music to hear, why hear'st thou music sadly?
+Sweets with sweets war not, joy delights in joy.
+Why lovest thou that which thou receivest not gladly,
+Or else receivest with pleasure thine annoy?
+If the true concord of well-tuned sounds,
+By unions married, do offend thine ear,
+They do but sweetly chide thee, who confounds
+In singleness the parts that thou shouldst bear.
+Mark how one string, sweet husband to another,
+Strikes each in each by mutual ordering,
+Resembling sire and child and happy mother
+Who all in one, one pleasing note do sing:
+ Whose speechless song, being many, seeming one,
+ Sings this to thee: 'thou single wilt prove none.'
+
+IX.
+
+Is it for fear to wet a widow's eye
+That thou consumest thyself in single life?
+Ah! if thou issueless shalt hap to die.
+The world will wail thee, like a makeless wife;
+The world will be thy widow and still weep
+That thou no form of thee hast left behind,
+When every private widow well may keep
+By children's eyes her husband's shape in mind.
+Look, what an unthrift in the world doth spend
+Shifts but his place, for still the world enjoys it;
+But beauty's waste hath in the world an end,
+And kept unused, the user so destroys it.
+ No love toward others in that bosom sits
+ That on himself such murderous shame commits.
+
+X.
+
+For shame! deny that thou bear'st love to any,
+Who for thyself art so unprovident.
+Grant, if thou wilt, thou art beloved of many,
+But that thou none lovest is most evident;
+For thou art so possess'd with murderous hate
+That 'gainst thyself thou stick'st not to conspire.
+Seeking that beauteous roof to ruinate
+Which to repair should be thy chief desire.
+O, change thy thought, that I may change my mind!
+Shall hate be fairer lodged than gentle love?
+Be, as thy presence is, gracious and kind,
+Or to thyself at least kind-hearted prove:
+ Make thee another self, for love of me,
+ That beauty still may live in thine or thee.
+
+XI.
+
+As fast as thou shalt wane, so fast thou growest
+In one of thine, from that which thou departest;
+And that fresh blood which youngly thou bestowest
+Thou mayst call thine when thou from youth convertest.
+Herein lives wisdom, beauty and increase:
+Without this, folly, age and cold decay:
+If all were minded so, the times should cease
+And threescore year would make the world away.
+Let those whom Nature hath not made for store,
+Harsh featureless and rude, barrenly perish:
+Look, whom she best endow'd she gave the more;
+Which bounteous gift thou shouldst in bounty cherish:
+ She carved thee for her seal, and meant thereby
+ Thou shouldst print more, not let that copy die.
+
+XII.
+
+When I do count the clock that tells the time,
+And see the brave day sunk in hideous night;
+When I behold the violet past prime,
+And sable curls all silver'd o'er with white;
+When lofty trees I see barren of leaves
+Which erst from heat did canopy the herd,
+And summer's green all girded up in sheaves
+Borne on the bier with white and bristly beard,
+Then of thy beauty do I question make,
+That thou among the wastes of time must go,
+Since sweets and beauties do themselves forsake
+And die as fast as they see others grow;
+ And nothing 'gainst Time's scythe can make defence
+ Save breed, to brave him when he takes thee hence.
+
+XIII.
+
+O, that you were yourself! but, love, you are
+No longer yours than you yourself here live:
+Against this coming end you should prepare,
+And your sweet semblance to some other give.
+So should that beauty which you hold in lease
+Find no determination: then you were
+Yourself again after yourself's decease,
+When your sweet issue your sweet form should bear.
+Who lets so fair a house fall to decay,
+Which husbandry in honour might uphold
+Against the stormy gusts of winter's day
+And barren rage of death's eternal cold?
+ O, none but unthrifts! Dear my love, you know
+ You had a father: let your son say so.
+
+XIV.
+
+Not from the stars do I my judgment pluck;
+And yet methinks I have astronomy,
+But not to tell of good or evil luck,
+Of plagues, of dearths, or seasons' quality;
+Nor can I fortune to brief minutes tell,
+Pointing to each his thunder, rain and wind,
+Or say with princes if it shall go well,
+By oft predict that I in heaven find:
+But from thine eyes my knowledge I derive,
+And, constant stars, in them I read such art
+As truth and beauty shall together thrive,
+If from thyself to store thou wouldst convert;
+ Or else of thee this I prognosticate:
+ Thy end is truth's and beauty's doom and date.
+
+XV.
+
+When I consider every thing that grows
+Holds in perfection but a little moment,
+That this huge stage presenteth nought but shows
+Whereon the stars in secret influence comment;
+When I perceive that men as plants increase,
+Cheered and cheque'd even by the self-same sky,
+Vaunt in their youthful sap, at height decrease,
+And wear their brave state out of memory;
+Then the conceit of this inconstant stay
+Sets you most rich in youth before my sight,
+Where wasteful Time debateth with Decay,
+To change your day of youth to sullied night;
+ And all in war with Time for love of you,
+ As he takes from you, I engraft you new.
+
+XVI.
+
+But wherefore do not you a mightier way
+Make war upon this bloody tyrant, Time?
+And fortify yourself in your decay
+With means more blessed than my barren rhyme?
+Now stand you on the top of happy hours,
+And many maiden gardens yet unset
+With virtuous wish would bear your living flowers,
+Much liker than your painted counterfeit:
+So should the lines of life that life repair,
+Which this, Time's pencil, or my pupil pen,
+Neither in inward worth nor outward fair,
+Can make you live yourself in eyes of men.
+ To give away yourself keeps yourself still,
+ And you must live, drawn by your own sweet skill.
+
+XVII.
+
+Who will believe my verse in time to come,
+If it were fill'd with your most high deserts?
+Though yet, heaven knows, it is but as a tomb
+Which hides your life and shows not half your parts.
+If I could write the beauty of your eyes
+And in fresh numbers number all your graces,
+The age to come would say 'This poet lies:
+Such heavenly touches ne'er touch'd earthly faces.'
+So should my papers yellow'd with their age
+Be scorn'd like old men of less truth than tongue,
+And your true rights be term'd a poet's rage
+And stretched metre of an antique song:
+ But were some child of yours alive that time,
+ You should live twice; in it and in my rhyme.
+
+XVIII.
+
+Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
+Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
+Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
+And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
+Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
+And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
+And every fair from fair sometime declines,
+By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
+But thy eternal summer shall not fade
+Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
+Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
+When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
+ So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
+ So long lives this and this gives life to thee.
+
+XIX.
+
+Devouring Time, blunt thou the lion's paws,
+And make the earth devour her own sweet brood;
+Pluck the keen teeth from the fierce tiger's jaws,
+And burn the long-lived phoenix in her blood;
+Make glad and sorry seasons as thou fleets,
+And do whate'er thou wilt, swift-footed Time,
+To the wide world and all her fading sweets;
+But I forbid thee one most heinous crime:
+O, carve not with thy hours my love's fair brow,
+Nor draw no lines there with thine antique pen;
+Him in thy course untainted do allow
+For beauty's pattern to succeeding men.
+ Yet, do thy worst, old Time: despite thy wrong,
+ My love shall in my verse ever live young.
+
+XX.
+
+A woman's face with Nature's own hand painted
+Hast thou, the master-mistress of my passion;
+A woman's gentle heart, but not acquainted
+With shifting change, as is false women's fashion;
+An eye more bright than theirs, less false in rolling,
+Gilding the object whereupon it gazeth;
+A man in hue, all 'hues' in his controlling,
+Much steals men's eyes and women's souls amazeth.
+And for a woman wert thou first created;
+Till Nature, as she wrought thee, fell a-doting,
+And by addition me of thee defeated,
+By adding one thing to my purpose nothing.
+ But since she prick'd thee out for women's pleasure,
+ Mine be thy love and thy love's use their treasure.
+
+XXI.
+
+So is it not with me as with that Muse
+Stirr'd by a painted beauty to his verse,
+Who heaven itself for ornament doth use
+And every fair with his fair doth rehearse
+Making a couplement of proud compare,
+With sun and moon, with earth and sea's rich gems,
+With April's first-born flowers, and all things rare
+That heaven's air in this huge rondure hems.
+O' let me, true in love, but truly write,
+And then believe me, my love is as fair
+As any mother's child, though not so bright
+As those gold candles fix'd in heaven's air:
+ Let them say more than like of hearsay well;
+ I will not praise that purpose not to sell.
+
+XXII.
+
+My glass shall not persuade me I am old,
+So long as youth and thou are of one date;
+But when in thee time's furrows I behold,
+Then look I death my days should expiate.
+For all that beauty that doth cover thee
+Is but the seemly raiment of my heart,
+Which in thy breast doth live, as thine in me:
+How can I then be elder than thou art?
+O, therefore, love, be of thyself so wary
+As I, not for myself, but for thee will;
+Bearing thy heart, which I will keep so chary
+As tender nurse her babe from faring ill.
+ Presume not on thy heart when mine is slain;
+ Thou gavest me thine, not to give back again.
+
+XXIII.
+
+As an unperfect actor on the stage
+Who with his fear is put besides his part,
+Or some fierce thing replete with too much rage,
+Whose strength's abundance weakens his own heart.
+So I, for fear of trust, forget to say
+The perfect ceremony of love's rite,
+And in mine own love's strength seem to decay,
+O'ercharged with burden of mine own love's might.
+O, let my books be then the eloquence
+And dumb presagers of my speaking breast,
+Who plead for love and look for recompense
+More than that tongue that more hath more express'd.
+ O, learn to read what silent love hath writ:
+ To hear with eyes belongs to love's fine wit.
+
+XXIV.
+
+Mine eye hath play'd the painter and hath stell'd
+Thy beauty's form in table of my heart;
+My body is the frame wherein 'tis held,
+And perspective it is the painter's art.
+For through the painter must you see his skill,
+To find where your true image pictured lies;
+Which in my bosom's shop is hanging still,
+That hath his windows glazed with thine eyes.
+Now see what good turns eyes for eyes have done:
+Mine eyes have drawn thy shape, and thine for me
+Are windows to my breast, where-through the sun
+Delights to peep, to gaze therein on thee;
+ Yet eyes this cunning want to grace their art;
+ They draw but what they see, know not the heart.
+
+XXV.
+
+Let those who are in favour with their stars
+Of public honour and proud titles boast,
+Whilst I, whom fortune of such triumph bars,
+Unlook'd for joy in that I honour most.
+Great princes' favourites their fair leaves spread
+But as the marigold at the sun's eye,
+And in themselves their pride lies buried,
+For at a frown they in their glory die.
+The painful warrior famoused for fight,
+After a thousand victories once foil'd,
+Is from the book of honour razed quite,
+And all the rest forgot for which he toil'd:
+ Then happy I, that love and am beloved
+ Where I may not remove nor be removed.
+
+XXVI.
+
+Lord of my love, to whom in vassalage
+Thy merit hath my duty strongly knit,
+To thee I send this written embassage,
+To witness duty, not to show my wit:
+Duty so great, which wit so poor as mine
+May make seem bare, in wanting words to show it,
+But that I hope some good conceit of thine
+In thy soul's thought, all naked, will bestow it;
+Till whatsoever star that guides my moving
+Points on me graciously with fair aspect
+And puts apparel on my tatter'd loving,
+To show me worthy of thy sweet respect:
+ Then may I dare to boast how I do love thee;
+ Till then not show my head where thou mayst prove me.
+
+XXVII.
+
+Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed,
+The dear repose for limbs with travel tired;
+But then begins a journey in my head,
+To work my mind, when body's work's expired:
+For then my thoughts, from far where I abide,
+Intend a zealous pilgrimage to thee,
+And keep my drooping eyelids open wide,
+Looking on darkness which the blind do see
+Save that my soul's imaginary sight
+Presents thy shadow to my sightless view,
+Which, like a jewel hung in ghastly night,
+Makes black night beauteous and her old face new.
+ Lo! thus, by day my limbs, by night my mind,
+ For thee and for myself no quiet find.
+
+XXVIII.
+
+How can I then return in happy plight,
+That am debarr'd the benefit of rest?
+When day's oppression is not eased by night,
+But day by night, and night by day, oppress'd?
+And each, though enemies to either's reign,
+Do in consent shake hands to torture me;
+The one by toil, the other to complain
+How far I toil, still farther off from thee.
+I tell the day, to please them thou art bright
+And dost him grace when clouds do blot the heaven:
+So flatter I the swart-complexion'd night,
+When sparkling stars twire not thou gild'st the even.
+But day doth daily draw my sorrows longer
+ And night doth nightly make grief's strength
+ seem stronger.
+
+XXIX.
+
+When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
+I all alone beweep my outcast state
+And trouble deal heaven with my bootless cries
+And look upon myself and curse my fate,
+Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
+Featured like him, like him with friends possess'd,
+Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
+With what I most enjoy contented least;
+Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
+Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
+Like to the lark at break of day arising
+From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
+ For thy sweet love remember'd such wealth brings
+ That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
+
+XXX.
+
+When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
+I summon up remembrance of things past,
+I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
+And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste:
+Then can I drown an eye, unused to flow,
+For precious friends hid in death's dateless night,
+And weep afresh love's long since cancell'd woe,
+And moan the expense of many a vanish'd sight:
+Then can I grieve at grievances foregone,
+And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er
+The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan,
+Which I new pay as if not paid before.
+ But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
+ All losses are restored and sorrows end.
+
+XXXI.
+
+Thy bosom is endeared with all hearts,
+Which I by lacking have supposed dead,
+And there reigns love and all love's loving parts,
+And all those friends which I thought buried.
+How many a holy and obsequious tear
+Hath dear religious love stol'n from mine eye
+As interest of the dead, which now appear
+But things removed that hidden in thee lie!
+Thou art the grave where buried love doth live,
+Hung with the trophies of my lovers gone,
+Who all their parts of me to thee did give;
+That due of many now is thine alone:
+ Their images I loved I view in thee,
+ And thou, all they, hast all the all of me.
+
+XXXII.
+
+If thou survive my well-contented day,
+When that churl Death my bones with dust shall cover,
+And shalt by fortune once more re-survey
+These poor rude lines of thy deceased lover,
+Compare them with the bettering of the time,
+And though they be outstripp'd by every pen,
+Reserve them for my love, not for their rhyme,
+Exceeded by the height of happier men.
+O, then vouchsafe me but this loving thought:
+'Had my friend's Muse grown with this growing age,
+A dearer birth than this his love had brought,
+To march in ranks of better equipage:
+ But since he died and poets better prove,
+ Theirs for their style I'll read, his for his love.'
+
+XXXIII.
+
+Full many a glorious morning have I seen
+Flatter the mountain-tops with sovereign eye,
+Kissing with golden face the meadows green,
+Gilding pale streams with heavenly alchemy;
+Anon permit the basest clouds to ride
+With ugly rack on his celestial face,
+And from the forlorn world his visage hide,
+Stealing unseen to west with this disgrace:
+Even so my sun one early morn did shine
+With all triumphant splendor on my brow;
+But out, alack! he was but one hour mine;
+The region cloud hath mask'd him from me now.
+ Yet him for this my love no whit disdaineth;
+ Suns of the world may stain when heaven's sun staineth.
+
+XXXIV.
+
+Why didst thou promise such a beauteous day,
+And make me travel forth without my cloak,
+To let base clouds o'ertake me in my way,
+Hiding thy bravery in their rotten smoke?
+'Tis not enough that through the cloud thou break,
+To dry the rain on my storm-beaten face,
+For no man well of such a salve can speak
+That heals the wound and cures not the disgrace:
+Nor can thy shame give physic to my grief;
+Though thou repent, yet I have still the loss:
+The offender's sorrow lends but weak relief
+To him that bears the strong offence's cross.
+ Ah! but those tears are pearl which thy love sheds,
+ And they are rich and ransom all ill deeds.
+
+XXXV.
+
+No more be grieved at that which thou hast done:
+Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud;
+Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun,
+And loathsome canker lives in sweetest bud.
+All men make faults, and even I in this,
+Authorizing thy trespass with compare,
+Myself corrupting, salving thy amiss,
+Excusing thy sins more than thy sins are;
+For to thy sensual fault I bring in sense--
+Thy adverse party is thy advocate--
+And 'gainst myself a lawful plea commence:
+Such civil war is in my love and hate
+ That I an accessary needs must be
+ To that sweet thief which sourly robs from me.
+
+XXXVI.
+
+Let me confess that we two must be twain,
+Although our undivided loves are one:
+So shall those blots that do with me remain
+Without thy help by me be borne alone.
+In our two loves there is but one respect,
+Though in our lives a separable spite,
+Which though it alter not love's sole effect,
+Yet doth it steal sweet hours from love's delight.
+I may not evermore acknowledge thee,
+Lest my bewailed guilt should do thee shame,
+Nor thou with public kindness honour me,
+Unless thou take that honour from thy name:
+ But do not so; I love thee in such sort
+ As, thou being mine, mine is thy good report.
+
+XXXVII.
+
+As a decrepit father takes delight
+To see his active child do deeds of youth,
+So I, made lame by fortune's dearest spite,
+Take all my comfort of thy worth and truth.
+For whether beauty, birth, or wealth, or wit,
+Or any of these all, or all, or more,
+Entitled in thy parts do crowned sit,
+I make my love engrafted to this store:
+So then I am not lame, poor, nor despised,
+Whilst that this shadow doth such substance give
+That I in thy abundance am sufficed
+And by a part of all thy glory live.
+ Look, what is best, that best I wish in thee:
+ This wish I have; then ten times happy me!
+
+XXXVIII.
+
+How can my Muse want subject to invent,
+While thou dost breathe, that pour'st into my verse
+Thine own sweet argument, too excellent
+For every vulgar paper to rehearse?
+O, give thyself the thanks, if aught in me
+Worthy perusal stand against thy sight;
+For who's so dumb that cannot write to thee,
+When thou thyself dost give invention light?
+Be thou the tenth Muse, ten times more in worth
+Than those old nine which rhymers invocate;
+And he that calls on thee, let him bring forth
+Eternal numbers to outlive long date.
+ If my slight Muse do please these curious days,
+ The pain be mine, but thine shall be the praise.
+
+XXXIX.
+
+O, how thy worth with manners may I sing,
+When thou art all the better part of me?
+What can mine own praise to mine own self bring?
+And what is 't but mine own when I praise thee?
+Even for this let us divided live,
+And our dear love lose name of single one,
+That by this separation I may give
+That due to thee which thou deservest alone.
+O absence, what a torment wouldst thou prove,
+Were it not thy sour leisure gave sweet leave
+To entertain the time with thoughts of love,
+Which time and thoughts so sweetly doth deceive,
+ And that thou teachest how to make one twain,
+ By praising him here who doth hence remain!
+
+XL.
+
+Take all my loves, my love, yea, take them all;
+What hast thou then more than thou hadst before?
+No love, my love, that thou mayst true love call;
+All mine was thine before thou hadst this more.
+Then if for my love thou my love receivest,
+I cannot blame thee for my love thou usest;
+But yet be blamed, if thou thyself deceivest
+By wilful taste of what thyself refusest.
+I do forgive thy robbery, gentle thief,
+Although thou steal thee all my poverty;
+And yet, love knows, it is a greater grief
+To bear love's wrong than hate's known injury.
+ Lascivious grace, in whom all ill well shows,
+ Kill me with spites; yet we must not be foes.
+
+XLI.
+
+Those petty wrongs that liberty commits,
+When I am sometime absent from thy heart,
+Thy beauty and thy years full well befits,
+For still temptation follows where thou art.
+Gentle thou art and therefore to be won,
+Beauteous thou art, therefore to be assailed;
+And when a woman woos, what woman's son
+Will sourly leave her till she have prevailed?
+Ay me! but yet thou mightest my seat forbear,
+And chide try beauty and thy straying youth,
+Who lead thee in their riot even there
+Where thou art forced to break a twofold truth,
+ Hers by thy beauty tempting her to thee,
+ Thine, by thy beauty being false to me.
+
+XLII.
+
+That thou hast her, it is not all my grief,
+And yet it may be said I loved her dearly;
+That she hath thee, is of my wailing chief,
+A loss in love that touches me more nearly.
+Loving offenders, thus I will excuse ye:
+Thou dost love her, because thou knowst I love her;
+And for my sake even so doth she abuse me,
+Suffering my friend for my sake to approve her.
+If I lose thee, my loss is my love's gain,
+And losing her, my friend hath found that loss;
+Both find each other, and I lose both twain,
+And both for my sake lay on me this cross:
+ But here's the joy; my friend and I are one;
+ Sweet flattery! then she loves but me alone.
+
+XLIII.
+
+When most I wink, then do mine eyes best see,
+For all the day they view things unrespected;
+But when I sleep, in dreams they look on thee,
+And darkly bright are bright in dark directed.
+Then thou, whose shadow shadows doth make bright,
+How would thy shadow's form form happy show
+To the clear day with thy much clearer light,
+When to unseeing eyes thy shade shines so!
+How would, I say, mine eyes be blessed made
+By looking on thee in the living day,
+When in dead night thy fair imperfect shade
+Through heavy sleep on sightless eyes doth stay!
+ All days are nights to see till I see thee,
+ And nights bright days when dreams do show thee me.
+
+XLIV.
+
+If the dull substance of my flesh were thought,
+Injurious distance should not stop my way;
+For then despite of space I would be brought,
+From limits far remote where thou dost stay.
+No matter then although my foot did stand
+Upon the farthest earth removed from thee;
+For nimble thought can jump both sea and land
+As soon as think the place where he would be.
+But ah! thought kills me that I am not thought,
+To leap large lengths of miles when thou art gone,
+But that so much of earth and water wrought
+I must attend time's leisure with my moan,
+ Receiving nought by elements so slow
+ But heavy tears, badges of either's woe.
+
+XLV.
+
+The other two, slight air and purging fire,
+Are both with thee, wherever I abide;
+The first my thought, the other my desire,
+These present-absent with swift motion slide.
+For when these quicker elements are gone
+In tender embassy of love to thee,
+My life, being made of four, with two alone
+Sinks down to death, oppress'd with melancholy;
+Until life's composition be recured
+By those swift messengers return'd from thee,
+Who even but now come back again, assured
+Of thy fair health, recounting it to me:
+ This told, I joy; but then no longer glad,
+ I send them back again and straight grow sad.
+
+XLVI.
+
+Mine eye and heart are at a mortal war
+How to divide the conquest of thy sight;
+Mine eye my heart thy picture's sight would bar,
+My heart mine eye the freedom of that right.
+My heart doth plead that thou in him dost lie--
+A closet never pierced with crystal eyes--
+But the defendant doth that plea deny
+And says in him thy fair appearance lies.
+To 'cide this title is impanneled
+A quest of thoughts, all tenants to the heart,
+And by their verdict is determined
+The clear eye's moiety and the dear heart's part:
+ As thus; mine eye's due is thy outward part,
+ And my heart's right thy inward love of heart.
+
+XLVII.
+
+Betwixt mine eye and heart a league is took,
+And each doth good turns now unto the other:
+When that mine eye is famish'd for a look,
+Or heart in love with sighs himself doth smother,
+With my love's picture then my eye doth feast
+And to the painted banquet bids my heart;
+Another time mine eye is my heart's guest
+And in his thoughts of love doth share a part:
+So, either by thy picture or my love,
+Thyself away art resent still with me;
+For thou not farther than my thoughts canst move,
+And I am still with them and they with thee;
+ Or, if they sleep, thy picture in my sight
+ Awakes my heart to heart's and eye's delight.
+
+XLVIII.
+
+How careful was I, when I took my way,
+Each trifle under truest bars to thrust,
+That to my use it might unused stay
+From hands of falsehood, in sure wards of trust!
+But thou, to whom my jewels trifles are,
+Most worthy of comfort, now my greatest grief,
+Thou, best of dearest and mine only care,
+Art left the prey of every vulgar thief.
+Thee have I not lock'd up in any chest,
+Save where thou art not, though I feel thou art,
+Within the gentle closure of my breast,
+From whence at pleasure thou mayst come and part;
+ And even thence thou wilt be stol'n, I fear,
+ For truth proves thievish for a prize so dear.
+
+XLIX.
+
+Against that time, if ever that time come,
+When I shall see thee frown on my defects,
+When as thy love hath cast his utmost sum,
+Call'd to that audit by advised respects;
+Against that time when thou shalt strangely pass
+And scarcely greet me with that sun thine eye,
+When love, converted from the thing it was,
+Shall reasons find of settled gravity,--
+Against that time do I ensconce me here
+Within the knowledge of mine own desert,
+And this my hand against myself uprear,
+To guard the lawful reasons on thy part:
+ To leave poor me thou hast the strength of laws,
+ Since why to love I can allege no cause.
+
+L.
+
+How heavy do I journey on the way,
+When what I seek, my weary travel's end,
+Doth teach that ease and that repose to say
+'Thus far the miles are measured from thy friend!'
+The beast that bears me, tired with my woe,
+Plods dully on, to bear that weight in me,
+As if by some instinct the wretch did know
+His rider loved not speed, being made from thee:
+The bloody spur cannot provoke him on
+That sometimes anger thrusts into his hide;
+Which heavily he answers with a groan,
+More sharp to me than spurring to his side;
+ For that same groan doth put this in my mind;
+ My grief lies onward and my joy behind.
+
+LI.
+
+Thus can my love excuse the slow offence
+Of my dull bearer when from thee I speed:
+From where thou art why should I haste me thence?
+Till I return, of posting is no need.
+O, what excuse will my poor beast then find,
+When swift extremity can seem but slow?
+Then should I spur, though mounted on the wind;
+In winged speed no motion shall I know:
+Then can no horse with my desire keep pace;
+Therefore desire of perfect'st love being made,
+Shall neigh--no dull flesh--in his fiery race;
+But love, for love, thus shall excuse my jade;
+ Since from thee going he went wilful-slow,
+ Towards thee I'll run, and give him leave to go.
+
+LII.
+
+So am I as the rich, whose blessed key
+Can bring him to his sweet up-locked treasure,
+The which he will not every hour survey,
+For blunting the fine point of seldom pleasure.
+Therefore are feasts so solemn and so rare,
+Since, seldom coming, in the long year set,
+Like stones of worth they thinly placed are,
+Or captain jewels in the carcanet.
+So is the time that keeps you as my chest,
+Or as the wardrobe which the robe doth hide,
+To make some special instant special blest,
+By new unfolding his imprison'd pride.
+ Blessed are you, whose worthiness gives scope,
+ Being had, to triumph, being lack'd, to hope.
+
+LIII.
+
+What is your substance, whereof are you made,
+That millions of strange shadows on you tend?
+Since every one hath, every one, one shade,
+And you, but one, can every shadow lend.
+Describe Adonis, and the counterfeit
+Is poorly imitated after you;
+On Helen's cheek all art of beauty set,
+And you in Grecian tires are painted new:
+Speak of the spring and foison of the year;
+The one doth shadow of your beauty show,
+The other as your bounty doth appear;
+And you in every blessed shape we know.
+ In all external grace you have some part,
+ But you like none, none you, for constant heart.
+
+LIV.
+
+O, how much more doth beauty beauteous seem
+By that sweet ornament which truth doth give!
+The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem
+For that sweet odour which doth in it live.
+The canker-blooms have full as deep a dye
+As the perfumed tincture of the roses,
+Hang on such thorns and play as wantonly
+When summer's breath their masked buds discloses:
+But, for their virtue only is their show,
+They live unwoo'd and unrespected fade,
+Die to themselves. Sweet roses do not so;
+Of their sweet deaths are sweetest odours made:
+ And so of you, beauteous and lovely youth,
+ When that shall fade, my verse distills your truth.
+
+LV.
+
+Not marble, nor the gilded monuments
+Of princes, shall outlive this powerful rhyme;
+But you shall shine more bright in these contents
+Than unswept stone besmear'd with sluttish time.
+When wasteful war shall statues overturn,
+And broils root out the work of masonry,
+Nor Mars his sword nor war's quick fire shall burn
+The living record of your memory.
+'Gainst death and all-oblivious enmity
+Shall you pace forth; your praise shall still find room
+Even in the eyes of all posterity
+That wear this world out to the ending doom.
+ So, till the judgment that yourself arise,
+ You live in this, and dwell in lover's eyes.
+
+LVI.
+
+Sweet love, renew thy force; be it not said
+Thy edge should blunter be than appetite,
+Which but to-day by feeding is allay'd,
+To-morrow sharpen'd in his former might:
+So, love, be thou; although to-day thou fill
+Thy hungry eyes even till they wink with fullness,
+To-morrow see again, and do not kill
+The spirit of love with a perpetual dullness.
+Let this sad interim like the ocean be
+Which parts the shore, where two contracted new
+Come daily to the banks, that, when they see
+Return of love, more blest may be the view;
+ Else call it winter, which being full of care
+ Makes summer's welcome thrice more wish'd, more rare.
+
+LVII.
+
+Being your slave, what should I do but tend
+Upon the hours and times of your desire?
+I have no precious time at all to spend,
+Nor services to do, till you require.
+Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour
+Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you,
+Nor think the bitterness of absence sour
+When you have bid your servant once adieu;
+Nor dare I question with my jealous thought
+Where you may be, or your affairs suppose,
+But, like a sad slave, stay and think of nought
+Save, where you are how happy you make those.
+ So true a fool is love that in your will,
+ Though you do any thing, he thinks no ill.
+
+LVIII.
+
+That god forbid that made me first your slave,
+I should in thought control your times of pleasure,
+Or at your hand the account of hours to crave,
+Being your vassal, bound to stay your leisure!
+O, let me suffer, being at your beck,
+The imprison'd absence of your liberty;
+And patience, tame to sufferance, bide each cheque,
+Without accusing you of injury.
+Be where you list, your charter is so strong
+That you yourself may privilege your time
+To what you will; to you it doth belong
+Yourself to pardon of self-doing crime.
+ I am to wait, though waiting so be hell;
+ Not blame your pleasure, be it ill or well.
+
+LIX.
+
+If there be nothing new, but that which is
+Hath been before, how are our brains beguiled,
+Which, labouring for invention, bear amiss
+The second burden of a former child!
+O, that record could with a backward look,
+Even of five hundred courses of the sun,
+Show me your image in some antique book,
+Since mind at first in character was done!
+That I might see what the old world could say
+To this composed wonder of your frame;
+Whether we are mended, or whether better they,
+Or whether revolution be the same.
+ O, sure I am, the wits of former days
+ To subjects worse have given admiring praise.
+
+LX.
+
+Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore,
+So do our minutes hasten to their end;
+Each changing place with that which goes before,
+In sequent toil all forwards do contend.
+Nativity, once in the main of light,
+Crawls to maturity, wherewith being crown'd,
+Crooked elipses 'gainst his glory fight,
+And Time that gave doth now his gift confound.
+Time doth transfix the flourish set on youth
+And delves the parallels in beauty's brow,
+Feeds on the rarities of nature's truth,
+And nothing stands but for his scythe to mow:
+ And yet to times in hope my verse shall stand,
+ Praising thy worth, despite his cruel hand.
+
+LXI.
+
+Is it thy will thy image should keep open
+My heavy eyelids to the weary night?
+Dost thou desire my slumbers should be broken,
+While shadows like to thee do mock my sight?
+Is it thy spirit that thou send'st from thee
+So far from home into my deeds to pry,
+To find out shames and idle hours in me,
+The scope and tenor of thy jealousy?
+O, no! thy love, though much, is not so great:
+It is my love that keeps mine eye awake;
+Mine own true love that doth my rest defeat,
+To play the watchman ever for thy sake:
+ For thee watch I whilst thou dost wake elsewhere,
+ From me far off, with others all too near.
+
+LXII.
+
+Sin of self-love possesseth all mine eye
+And all my soul and all my every part;
+And for this sin there is no remedy,
+It is so grounded inward in my heart.
+Methinks no face so gracious is as mine,
+No shape so true, no truth of such account;
+And for myself mine own worth do define,
+As I all other in all worths surmount.
+But when my glass shows me myself indeed,
+Beated and chopp'd with tann'd antiquity,
+Mine own self-love quite contrary I read;
+Self so self-loving were iniquity.
+ 'Tis thee, myself, that for myself I praise,
+ Painting my age with beauty of thy days.
+
+LXIII.
+
+Against my love shall be, as I am now,
+With Time's injurious hand crush'd and o'er-worn;
+When hours have drain'd his blood and fill'd his brow
+With lines and wrinkles; when his youthful morn
+Hath travell'd on to age's steepy night,
+And all those beauties whereof now he's king
+Are vanishing or vanish'd out of sight,
+Stealing away the treasure of his spring;
+For such a time do I now fortify
+Against confounding age's cruel knife,
+That he shall never cut from memory
+My sweet love's beauty, though my lover's life:
+ His beauty shall in these black lines be seen,
+ And they shall live, and he in them still green.
+
+LXIV.
+
+When I have seen by Time's fell hand defaced
+The rich proud cost of outworn buried age;
+When sometime lofty towers I see down-razed
+And brass eternal slave to mortal rage;
+When I have seen the hungry ocean gain
+Advantage on the kingdom of the shore,
+And the firm soil win of the watery main,
+Increasing store with loss and loss with store;
+When I have seen such interchange of state,
+Or state itself confounded to decay;
+Ruin hath taught me thus to ruminate,
+That Time will come and take my love away.
+ This thought is as a death, which cannot choose
+ But weep to have that which it fears to lose.
+
+LXV.
+
+Since brass, nor stone, nor earth, nor boundless sea,
+But sad mortality o'er-sways their power,
+How with this rage shall beauty hold a plea,
+Whose action is no stronger than a flower?
+O, how shall summer's honey breath hold out
+Against the wreckful siege of battering days,
+When rocks impregnable are not so stout,
+Nor gates of steel so strong, but Time decays?
+O fearful meditation! where, alack,
+Shall Time's best jewel from Time's chest lie hid?
+Or what strong hand can hold his swift foot back?
+Or who his spoil of beauty can forbid?
+ O, none, unless this miracle have might,
+ That in black ink my love may still shine bright.
+
+LXVI.
+
+Tired with all these, for restful death I cry,
+As, to behold desert a beggar born,
+And needy nothing trimm'd in jollity,
+And purest faith unhappily forsworn,
+And guilded honour shamefully misplaced,
+And maiden virtue rudely strumpeted,
+And right perfection wrongfully disgraced,
+And strength by limping sway disabled,
+And art made tongue-tied by authority,
+And folly doctor-like controlling skill,
+And simple truth miscall'd simplicity,
+And captive good attending captain ill:
+ Tired with all these, from these would I be gone,
+ Save that, to die, I leave my love alone.
+
+LXVII.
+
+Ah! wherefore with infection should he live,
+And with his presence grace impiety,
+That sin by him advantage should achieve
+And lace itself with his society?
+Why should false painting imitate his cheek
+And steal dead seeing of his living hue?
+Why should poor beauty indirectly seek
+Roses of shadow, since his rose is true?
+Why should he live, now Nature bankrupt is,
+Beggar'd of blood to blush through lively veins?
+For she hath no exchequer now but his,
+And, proud of many, lives upon his gains.
+ O, him she stores, to show what wealth she had
+ In days long since, before these last so bad.
+
+LXVIII.
+
+Thus is his cheek the map of days outworn,
+When beauty lived and died as flowers do now,
+Before the bastard signs of fair were born,
+Or durst inhabit on a living brow;
+Before the golden tresses of the dead,
+The right of sepulchres, were shorn away,
+To live a second life on second head;
+Ere beauty's dead fleece made another gay:
+In him those holy antique hours are seen,
+Without all ornament, itself and true,
+Making no summer of another's green,
+Robbing no old to dress his beauty new;
+ And him as for a map doth Nature store,
+ To show false Art what beauty was of yore.
+
+LXIX.
+
+Those parts of thee that the world's eye doth view
+Want nothing that the thought of hearts can mend;
+All tongues, the voice of souls, give thee that due,
+Uttering bare truth, even so as foes commend.
+Thy outward thus with outward praise is crown'd;
+But those same tongues that give thee so thine own
+In other accents do this praise confound
+By seeing farther than the eye hath shown.
+They look into the beauty of thy mind,
+And that, in guess, they measure by thy deeds;
+Then, churls, their thoughts, although their eyes were kind,
+To thy fair flower add the rank smell of weeds:
+ But why thy odour matcheth not thy show,
+ The solve is this, that thou dost common grow.
+
+LXX.
+
+That thou art blamed shall not be thy defect,
+For slander's mark was ever yet the fair;
+The ornament of beauty is suspect,
+A crow that flies in heaven's sweetest air.
+So thou be good, slander doth but approve
+Thy worth the greater, being woo'd of time;
+For canker vice the sweetest buds doth love,
+And thou present'st a pure unstained prime.
+Thou hast pass'd by the ambush of young days,
+Either not assail'd or victor being charged;
+Yet this thy praise cannot be so thy praise,
+To tie up envy evermore enlarged:
+ If some suspect of ill mask'd not thy show,
+ Then thou alone kingdoms of hearts shouldst owe.
+
+LXXI.
+
+No longer mourn for me when I am dead
+Then you shall hear the surly sullen bell
+Give warning to the world that I am fled
+From this vile world, with vilest worms to dwell:
+Nay, if you read this line, remember not
+The hand that writ it; for I love you so
+That I in your sweet thoughts would be forgot
+If thinking on me then should make you woe.
+O, if, I say, you look upon this verse
+When I perhaps compounded am with clay,
+Do not so much as my poor name rehearse.
+But let your love even with my life decay,
+ Lest the wise world should look into your moan
+ And mock you with me after I am gone.
+
+LXXII.
+
+O, lest the world should task you to recite
+What merit lived in me, that you should love
+After my death, dear love, forget me quite,
+For you in me can nothing worthy prove;
+Unless you would devise some virtuous lie,
+To do more for me than mine own desert,
+And hang more praise upon deceased I
+Than niggard truth would willingly impart:
+O, lest your true love may seem false in this,
+That you for love speak well of me untrue,
+My name be buried where my body is,
+And live no more to shame nor me nor you.
+ For I am shamed by that which I bring forth,
+ And so should you, to love things nothing worth.
+
+LXXIII.
+
+That time of year thou mayst in me behold
+When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang
+Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,
+Bare ruin'd choirs, where late the sweet birds sang.
+In me thou seest the twilight of such day
+As after sunset fadeth in the west,
+Which by and by black night doth take away,
+Death's second self, that seals up all in rest.
+In me thou see'st the glowing of such fire
+That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,
+As the death-bed whereon it must expire
+Consumed with that which it was nourish'd by.
+ This thou perceivest, which makes thy love more strong,
+ To love that well which thou must leave ere long.
+
+LXXIV.
+
+But be contented: when that fell arrest
+Without all bail shall carry me away,
+My life hath in this line some interest,
+Which for memorial still with thee shall stay.
+When thou reviewest this, thou dost review
+The very part was consecrate to thee:
+The earth can have but earth, which is his due;
+My spirit is thine, the better part of me:
+So then thou hast but lost the dregs of life,
+The prey of worms, my body being dead,
+The coward conquest of a wretch's knife,
+Too base of thee to be remembered.
+ The worth of that is that which it contains,
+ And that is this, and this with thee remains.
+
+LXXV.
+
+So are you to my thoughts as food to life,
+Or as sweet-season'd showers are to the ground;
+And for the peace of you I hold such strife
+As 'twixt a miser and his wealth is found;
+Now proud as an enjoyer and anon
+Doubting the filching age will steal his treasure,
+Now counting best to be with you alone,
+Then better'd that the world may see my pleasure;
+Sometime all full with feasting on your sight
+And by and by clean starved for a look;
+Possessing or pursuing no delight,
+Save what is had or must from you be took.
+ Thus do I pine and surfeit day by day,
+ Or gluttoning on all, or all away.
+
+LXXVI.
+
+Why is my verse so barren of new pride,
+So far from variation or quick change?
+Why with the time do I not glance aside
+To new-found methods and to compounds strange?
+Why write I still all one, ever the same,
+And keep invention in a noted weed,
+That every word doth almost tell my name,
+Showing their birth and where they did proceed?
+O, know, sweet love, I always write of you,
+And you and love are still my argument;
+So all my best is dressing old words new,
+Spending again what is already spent:
+ For as the sun is daily new and old,
+ So is my love still telling what is told.
+
+LXXVII.
+
+Thy glass will show thee how thy beauties wear,
+Thy dial how thy precious minutes waste;
+The vacant leaves thy mind's imprint will bear,
+And of this book this learning mayst thou taste.
+The wrinkles which thy glass will truly show
+Of mouthed graves will give thee memory;
+Thou by thy dial's shady stealth mayst know
+Time's thievish progress to eternity.
+Look, what thy memory can not contain
+Commit to these waste blanks, and thou shalt find
+Those children nursed, deliver'd from thy brain,
+To take a new acquaintance of thy mind.
+ These offices, so oft as thou wilt look,
+ Shall profit thee and much enrich thy book.
+
+LXXVIII.
+
+So oft have I invoked thee for my Muse
+And found such fair assistance in my verse
+As every alien pen hath got my use
+And under thee their poesy disperse.
+Thine eyes that taught the dumb on high to sing
+And heavy ignorance aloft to fly
+Have added feathers to the learned's wing
+And given grace a double majesty.
+Yet be most proud of that which I compile,
+Whose influence is thine and born of thee:
+In others' works thou dost but mend the style,
+And arts with thy sweet graces graced be;
+ But thou art all my art and dost advance
+ As high as learning my rude ignorance.
+
+LXXIX.
+
+Whilst I alone did call upon thy aid,
+My verse alone had all thy gentle grace,
+But now my gracious numbers are decay'd
+And my sick Muse doth give another place.
+I grant, sweet love, thy lovely argument
+Deserves the travail of a worthier pen,
+Yet what of thee thy poet doth invent
+He robs thee of and pays it thee again.
+He lends thee virtue and he stole that word
+From thy behavior; beauty doth he give
+And found it in thy cheek; he can afford
+No praise to thee but what in thee doth live.
+ Then thank him not for that which he doth say,
+ Since what he owes thee thou thyself dost pay.
+
+LXXX.
+
+O, how I faint when I of you do write,
+Knowing a better spirit doth use your name,
+And in the praise thereof spends all his might,
+To make me tongue-tied, speaking of your fame!
+But since your worth, wide as the ocean is,
+The humble as the proudest sail doth bear,
+My saucy bark inferior far to his
+On your broad main doth wilfully appear.
+Your shallowest help will hold me up afloat,
+Whilst he upon your soundless deep doth ride;
+Or being wreck'd, I am a worthless boat,
+He of tall building and of goodly pride:
+ Then if he thrive and I be cast away,
+ The worst was this; my love was my decay.
+
+LXXXI.
+
+Or I shall live your epitaph to make,
+Or you survive when I in earth am rotten;
+From hence your memory death cannot take,
+Although in me each part will be forgotten.
+Your name from hence immortal life shall have,
+Though I, once gone, to all the world must die:
+The earth can yield me but a common grave,
+When you entombed in men's eyes shall lie.
+Your monument shall be my gentle verse,
+Which eyes not yet created shall o'er-read,
+And tongues to be your being shall rehearse
+When all the breathers of this world are dead;
+ You still shall live--such virtue hath my pen--
+ Where breath most breathes, even in the mouths of men.
+
+LXXXII.
+
+I grant thou wert not married to my Muse
+And therefore mayst without attaint o'erlook
+The dedicated words which writers use
+Of their fair subject, blessing every book
+Thou art as fair in knowledge as in hue,
+Finding thy worth a limit past my praise,
+And therefore art enforced to seek anew
+Some fresher stamp of the time-bettering days
+And do so, love; yet when they have devised
+What strained touches rhetoric can lend,
+Thou truly fair wert truly sympathized
+In true plain words by thy true-telling friend;
+ And their gross painting might be better used
+ Where cheeks need blood; in thee it is abused.
+
+LXXXIII.
+
+I never saw that you did painting need
+And therefore to your fair no painting set;
+I found, or thought I found, you did exceed
+The barren tender of a poet's debt;
+And therefore have I slept in your report,
+That you yourself being extant well might show
+How far a modern quill doth come too short,
+Speaking of worth, what worth in you doth grow.
+This silence for my sin you did impute,
+Which shall be most my glory, being dumb;
+For I impair not beauty being mute,
+When others would give life and bring a tomb.
+ There lives more life in one of your fair eyes
+ Than both your poets can in praise devise.
+
+LXXXIV.
+
+Who is it that says most? which can say more
+Than this rich praise, that you alone are you?
+In whose confine immured is the store
+Which should example where your equal grew.
+Lean penury within that pen doth dwell
+That to his subject lends not some small glory;
+But he that writes of you, if he can tell
+That you are you, so dignifies his story,
+Let him but copy what in you is writ,
+Not making worse what nature made so clear,
+And such a counterpart shall fame his wit,
+Making his style admired every where.
+ You to your beauteous blessings add a curse,
+ Being fond on praise, which makes your praises worse.
+
+LXXXV.
+
+My tongue-tied Muse in manners holds her still,
+While comments of your praise, richly compiled,
+Reserve their character with golden quill
+And precious phrase by all the Muses filed.
+I think good thoughts whilst other write good words,
+And like unletter'd clerk still cry 'Amen'
+To every hymn that able spirit affords
+In polish'd form of well-refined pen.
+Hearing you praised, I say ''Tis so, 'tis true,'
+And to the most of praise add something more;
+But that is in my thought, whose love to you,
+Though words come hindmost, holds his rank before.
+ Then others for the breath of words respect,
+ Me for my dumb thoughts, speaking in effect.
+
+LXXXVI.
+
+Was it the proud full sail of his great verse,
+Bound for the prize of all too precious you,
+That did my ripe thoughts in my brain inhearse,
+Making their tomb the womb wherein they grew?
+Was it his spirit, by spirits taught to write
+Above a mortal pitch, that struck me dead?
+No, neither he, nor his compeers by night
+Giving him aid, my verse astonished.
+He, nor that affable familiar ghost
+Which nightly gulls him with intelligence
+As victors of my silence cannot boast;
+I was not sick of any fear from thence:
+ But when your countenance fill'd up his line,
+ Then lack'd I matter; that enfeebled mine.
+
+LXXXVII.
+
+Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing,
+And like enough thou know'st thy estimate:
+The charter of thy worth gives thee releasing;
+My bonds in thee are all determinate.
+For how do I hold thee but by thy granting?
+And for that riches where is my deserving?
+The cause of this fair gift in me is wanting,
+And so my patent back again is swerving.
+Thyself thou gavest, thy own worth then not knowing,
+Or me, to whom thou gavest it, else mistaking;
+So thy great gift, upon misprision growing,
+Comes home again, on better judgment making.
+ Thus have I had thee, as a dream doth flatter,
+ In sleep a king, but waking no such matter.
+
+LXXXVIII.
+
+When thou shalt be disposed to set me light,
+And place my merit in the eye of scorn,
+Upon thy side against myself I'll fight,
+And prove thee virtuous, though thou art forsworn.
+With mine own weakness being best acquainted,
+Upon thy part I can set down a story
+Of faults conceal'd, wherein I am attainted,
+That thou in losing me shalt win much glory:
+And I by this will be a gainer too;
+For bending all my loving thoughts on thee,
+The injuries that to myself I do,
+Doing thee vantage, double-vantage me.
+ Such is my love, to thee I so belong,
+ That for thy right myself will bear all wrong.
+
+LXXXIX.
+
+Say that thou didst forsake me for some fault,
+And I will comment upon that offence;
+Speak of my lameness, and I straight will halt,
+Against thy reasons making no defence.
+Thou canst not, love, disgrace me half so ill,
+To set a form upon desired change,
+As I'll myself disgrace: knowing thy will,
+I will acquaintance strangle and look strange,
+Be absent from thy walks, and in my tongue
+Thy sweet beloved name no more shall dwell,
+Lest I, too much profane, should do it wrong
+And haply of our old acquaintance tell.
+ For thee against myself I'll vow debate,
+ For I must ne'er love him whom thou dost hate.
+
+XC.
+
+Then hate me when thou wilt; if ever, now;
+Now, while the world is bent my deeds to cross,
+Join with the spite of fortune, make me bow,
+And do not drop in for an after-loss:
+Ah, do not, when my heart hath 'scoped this sorrow,
+Come in the rearward of a conquer'd woe;
+Give not a windy night a rainy morrow,
+To linger out a purposed overthrow.
+If thou wilt leave me, do not leave me last,
+When other petty griefs have done their spite
+But in the onset come; so shall I taste
+At first the very worst of fortune's might,
+ And other strains of woe, which now seem woe,
+ Compared with loss of thee will not seem so.
+
+XCI.
+
+Some glory in their birth, some in their skill,
+Some in their wealth, some in their bodies' force,
+Some in their garments, though new-fangled ill,
+Some in their hawks and hounds, some in their horse;
+And every humour hath his adjunct pleasure,
+Wherein it finds a joy above the rest:
+But these particulars are not my measure;
+All these I better in one general best.
+Thy love is better than high birth to me,
+Richer than wealth, prouder than garments' cost,
+Of more delight than hawks or horses be;
+And having thee, of all men's pride I boast:
+ Wretched in this alone, that thou mayst take
+ All this away and me most wretched make.
+
+XCII.
+
+But do thy worst to steal thyself away,
+For term of life thou art assured mine,
+And life no longer than thy love will stay,
+For it depends upon that love of thine.
+Then need I not to fear the worst of wrongs,
+When in the least of them my life hath end.
+I see a better state to me belongs
+Than that which on thy humour doth depend;
+Thou canst not vex me with inconstant mind,
+Since that my life on thy revolt doth lie.
+O, what a happy title do I find,
+Happy to have thy love, happy to die!
+ But what's so blessed-fair that fears no blot?
+ Thou mayst be false, and yet I know it not.
+
+XCIII.
+
+So shall I live, supposing thou art true,
+Like a deceived husband; so love's face
+May still seem love to me, though alter'd new;
+Thy looks with me, thy heart in other place:
+For there can live no hatred in thine eye,
+Therefore in that I cannot know thy change.
+In many's looks the false heart's history
+Is writ in moods and frowns and wrinkles strange,
+But heaven in thy creation did decree
+That in thy face sweet love should ever dwell;
+Whate'er thy thoughts or thy heart's workings be,
+Thy looks should nothing thence but sweetness tell.
+ How like Eve's apple doth thy beauty grow,
+ if thy sweet virtue answer not thy show!
+
+XCIV.
+
+They that have power to hurt and will do none,
+That do not do the thing they most do show,
+Who, moving others, are themselves as stone,
+Unmoved, cold, and to temptation slow,
+They rightly do inherit heaven's graces
+And husband nature's riches from expense;
+They are the lords and owners of their faces,
+Others but stewards of their excellence.
+The summer's flower is to the summer sweet,
+Though to itself it only live and die,
+But if that flower with base infection meet,
+The basest weed outbraves his dignity:
+ For sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds;
+ Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds.
+
+XCV.
+
+How sweet and lovely dost thou make the shame
+Which, like a canker in the fragrant rose,
+Doth spot the beauty of thy budding name!
+O, in what sweets dost thou thy sins enclose!
+That tongue that tells the story of thy days,
+Making lascivious comments on thy sport,
+Cannot dispraise but in a kind of praise;
+Naming thy name blesses an ill report.
+O, what a mansion have those vices got
+Which for their habitation chose out thee,
+Where beauty's veil doth cover every blot,
+And all things turn to fair that eyes can see!
+ Take heed, dear heart, of this large privilege;
+ The hardest knife ill-used doth lose his edge.
+
+XCVI.
+
+Some say thy fault is youth, some wantonness;
+Some say thy grace is youth and gentle sport;
+Both grace and faults are loved of more and less;
+Thou makest faults graces that to thee resort.
+As on the finger of a throned queen
+The basest jewel will be well esteem'd,
+So are those errors that in thee are seen
+To truths translated and for true things deem'd.
+How many lambs might the stem wolf betray,
+If like a lamb he could his looks translate!
+How many gazers mightst thou lead away,
+If thou wouldst use the strength of all thy state!
+ But do not so; I love thee in such sort
+ As, thou being mine, mine is thy good report.
+
+XCVII.
+
+How like a winter hath my absence been
+From thee, the pleasure of the fleeting year!
+What freezings have I felt, what dark days seen!
+What old December's bareness every where!
+And yet this time removed was summer's time,
+The teeming autumn, big with rich increase,
+Bearing the wanton burden of the prime,
+Like widow'd wombs after their lords' decease:
+Yet this abundant issue seem'd to me
+But hope of orphans and unfather'd fruit;
+For summer and his pleasures wait on thee,
+And, thou away, the very birds are mute;
+ Or, if they sing, 'tis with so dull a cheer
+ That leaves look pale, dreading the winter's near.
+
+XCVIII.
+
+From you have I been absent in the spring,
+When proud-pied April dress'd in all his trim
+Hath put a spirit of youth in every thing,
+That heavy Saturn laugh'd and leap'd with him.
+Yet nor the lays of birds nor the sweet smell
+Of different flowers in odour and in hue
+Could make me any summer's story tell,
+Or from their proud lap pluck them where they grew;
+Nor did I wonder at the lily's white,
+Nor praise the deep vermilion in the rose;
+They were but sweet, but figures of delight,
+Drawn after you, you pattern of all those.
+ Yet seem'd it winter still, and, you away,
+ As with your shadow I with these did play:
+
+XCIX.
+
+The forward violet thus did I chide:
+Sweet thief, whence didst thou steal thy sweet that smells,
+If not from my love's breath? The purple pride
+Which on thy soft cheek for complexion dwells
+In my love's veins thou hast too grossly dyed.
+The lily I condemned for thy hand,
+And buds of marjoram had stol'n thy hair:
+The roses fearfully on thorns did stand,
+One blushing shame, another white despair;
+A third, nor red nor white, had stol'n of both
+And to his robbery had annex'd thy breath;
+But, for his theft, in pride of all his growth
+A vengeful canker eat him up to death.
+ More flowers I noted, yet I none could see
+ But sweet or colour it had stol'n from thee.
+
+C.
+
+Where art thou, Muse, that thou forget'st so long
+To speak of that which gives thee all thy might?
+Spend'st thou thy fury on some worthless song,
+Darkening thy power to lend base subjects light?
+Return, forgetful Muse, and straight redeem
+In gentle numbers time so idly spent;
+Sing to the ear that doth thy lays esteem
+And gives thy pen both skill and argument.
+Rise, resty Muse, my love's sweet face survey,
+If Time have any wrinkle graven there;
+If any, be a satire to decay,
+And make Time's spoils despised every where.
+ Give my love fame faster than Time wastes life;
+ So thou prevent'st his scythe and crooked knife.
+
+CI.
+
+O truant Muse, what shall be thy amends
+For thy neglect of truth in beauty dyed?
+Both truth and beauty on my love depends;
+So dost thou too, and therein dignified.
+Make answer, Muse: wilt thou not haply say
+'Truth needs no colour, with his colour fix'd;
+Beauty no pencil, beauty's truth to lay;
+But best is best, if never intermix'd?'
+Because he needs no praise, wilt thou be dumb?
+Excuse not silence so; for't lies in thee
+To make him much outlive a gilded tomb,
+And to be praised of ages yet to be.
+ Then do thy office, Muse; I teach thee how
+ To make him seem long hence as he shows now.
+
+CII.
+
+My love is strengthen'd, though more weak in seeming;
+I love not less, though less the show appear:
+That love is merchandized whose rich esteeming
+The owner's tongue doth publish every where.
+Our love was new and then but in the spring
+When I was wont to greet it with my lays,
+As Philomel in summer's front doth sing
+And stops her pipe in growth of riper days:
+Not that the summer is less pleasant now
+Than when her mournful hymns did hush the night,
+But that wild music burthens every bough
+And sweets grown common lose their dear delight.
+ Therefore like her I sometime hold my tongue,
+ Because I would not dull you with my song.
+
+CIII.
+
+Alack, what poverty my Muse brings forth,
+That having such a scope to show her pride,
+The argument all bare is of more worth
+Than when it hath my added praise beside!
+O, blame me not, if I no more can write!
+Look in your glass, and there appears a face
+That over-goes my blunt invention quite,
+Dulling my lines and doing me disgrace.
+Were it not sinful then, striving to mend,
+To mar the subject that before was well?
+For to no other pass my verses tend
+Than of your graces and your gifts to tell;
+ And more, much more, than in my verse can sit
+ Your own glass shows you when you look in it.
+
+CIV.
+
+To me, fair friend, you never can be old,
+For as you were when first your eye I eyed,
+Such seems your beauty still. Three winters cold
+Have from the forests shook three summers' pride,
+Three beauteous springs to yellow autumn turn'd
+In process of the seasons have I seen,
+Three April perfumes in three hot Junes burn'd,
+Since first I saw you fresh, which yet are green.
+Ah! yet doth beauty, like a dial-hand,
+Steal from his figure and no pace perceived;
+So your sweet hue, which methinks still doth stand,
+Hath motion and mine eye may be deceived:
+ For fear of which, hear this, thou age unbred;
+ Ere you were born was beauty's summer dead.
+
+CV.
+
+Let not my love be call'd idolatry,
+Nor my beloved as an idol show,
+Since all alike my songs and praises be
+To one, of one, still such, and ever so.
+Kind is my love to-day, to-morrow kind,
+Still constant in a wondrous excellence;
+Therefore my verse to constancy confined,
+One thing expressing, leaves out difference.
+'Fair, kind and true' is all my argument,
+'Fair, kind, and true' varying to other words;
+And in this change is my invention spent,
+Three themes in one, which wondrous scope affords.
+ 'Fair, kind, and true,' have often lived alone,
+ Which three till now never kept seat in one.
+
+CVI.
+
+When in the chronicle of wasted time
+I see descriptions of the fairest wights,
+And beauty making beautiful old rhyme
+In praise of ladies dead and lovely knights,
+Then, in the blazon of sweet beauty's best,
+Of hand, of foot, of lip, of eye, of brow,
+I see their antique pen would have express'd
+Even such a beauty as you master now.
+So all their praises are but prophecies
+Of this our time, all you prefiguring;
+And, for they look'd but with divining eyes,
+They had not skill enough your worth to sing:
+ For we, which now behold these present days,
+ Had eyes to wonder, but lack tongues to praise.
+
+CVII.
+
+Not mine own fears, nor the prophetic soul
+Of the wide world dreaming on things to come,
+Can yet the lease of my true love control,
+Supposed as forfeit to a confined doom.
+The mortal moon hath her eclipse endured
+And the sad augurs mock their own presage;
+Incertainties now crown themselves assured
+And peace proclaims olives of endless age.
+Now with the drops of this most balmy time
+My love looks fresh, and death to me subscribes,
+Since, spite of him, I'll live in this poor rhyme,
+While he insults o'er dull and speechless tribes:
+ And thou in this shalt find thy monument,
+ When tyrants' crests and tombs of brass are spent.
+
+CVIII.
+
+What's in the brain that ink may character
+Which hath not figured to thee my true spirit?
+What's new to speak, what new to register,
+That may express my love or thy dear merit?
+Nothing, sweet boy; but yet, like prayers divine,
+I must, each day say o'er the very same,
+Counting no old thing old, thou mine, I thine,
+Even as when first I hallow'd thy fair name.
+So that eternal love in love's fresh case
+Weighs not the dust and injury of age,
+Nor gives to necessary wrinkles place,
+But makes antiquity for aye his page,
+ Finding the first conceit of love there bred
+ Where time and outward form would show it dead.
+
+CIX.
+
+O, never say that I was false of heart,
+Though absence seem'd my flame to qualify.
+As easy might I from myself depart
+As from my soul, which in thy breast doth lie:
+That is my home of love: if I have ranged,
+Like him that travels I return again,
+Just to the time, not with the time exchanged,
+So that myself bring water for my stain.
+Never believe, though in my nature reign'd
+All frailties that besiege all kinds of blood,
+That it could so preposterously be stain'd,
+To leave for nothing all thy sum of good;
+ For nothing this wide universe I call,
+ Save thou, my rose; in it thou art my all.
+
+CX.
+
+Alas, 'tis true I have gone here and there
+And made myself a motley to the view,
+Gored mine own thoughts, sold cheap what is most dear,
+Made old offences of affections new;
+Most true it is that I have look'd on truth
+Askance and strangely: but, by all above,
+These blenches gave my heart another youth,
+And worse essays proved thee my best of love.
+Now all is done, have what shall have no end:
+Mine appetite I never more will grind
+On newer proof, to try an older friend,
+A god in love, to whom I am confined.
+ Then give me welcome, next my heaven the best,
+ Even to thy pure and most most loving breast.
+
+CXI.
+
+O, for my sake do you with Fortune chide,
+The guilty goddess of my harmful deeds,
+That did not better for my life provide
+Than public means which public manners breeds.
+Thence comes it that my name receives a brand,
+And almost thence my nature is subdued
+To what it works in, like the dyer's hand:
+Pity me then and wish I were renew'd;
+Whilst, like a willing patient, I will drink
+Potions of eisel 'gainst my strong infection
+No bitterness that I will bitter think,
+Nor double penance, to correct correction.
+ Pity me then, dear friend, and I assure ye
+ Even that your pity is enough to cure me.
+
+CXII.
+
+Your love and pity doth the impression fill
+Which vulgar scandal stamp'd upon my brow;
+For what care I who calls me well or ill,
+So you o'er-green my bad, my good allow?
+You are my all the world, and I must strive
+To know my shames and praises from your tongue:
+None else to me, nor I to none alive,
+That my steel'd sense or changes right or wrong.
+In so profound abysm I throw all care
+Of others' voices, that my adder's sense
+To critic and to flatterer stopped are.
+Mark how with my neglect I do dispense:
+ You are so strongly in my purpose bred
+ That all the world besides methinks are dead.
+
+CXIII.
+
+Since I left you, mine eye is in my mind;
+And that which governs me to go about
+Doth part his function and is partly blind,
+Seems seeing, but effectually is out;
+For it no form delivers to the heart
+Of bird of flower, or shape, which it doth latch:
+Of his quick objects hath the mind no part,
+Nor his own vision holds what it doth catch:
+For if it see the rudest or gentlest sight,
+The most sweet favour or deformed'st creature,
+The mountain or the sea, the day or night,
+The crow or dove, it shapes them to your feature:
+ Incapable of more, replete with you,
+ My most true mind thus makes mine eye untrue.
+
+CXIV.
+
+Or whether doth my mind, being crown'd with you,
+Drink up the monarch's plague, this flattery?
+Or whether shall I say, mine eye saith true,
+And that your love taught it this alchemy,
+To make of monsters and things indigest
+Such cherubins as your sweet self resemble,
+Creating every bad a perfect best,
+As fast as objects to his beams assemble?
+O,'tis the first; 'tis flattery in my seeing,
+And my great mind most kingly drinks it up:
+Mine eye well knows what with his gust is 'greeing,
+And to his palate doth prepare the cup:
+ If it be poison'd, 'tis the lesser sin
+ That mine eye loves it and doth first begin.
+
+CXV.
+
+Those lines that I before have writ do lie,
+Even those that said I could not love you dearer:
+Yet then my judgment knew no reason why
+My most full flame should afterwards burn clearer.
+But reckoning time, whose million'd accidents
+Creep in 'twixt vows and change decrees of kings,
+Tan sacred beauty, blunt the sharp'st intents,
+Divert strong minds to the course of altering things;
+Alas, why, fearing of time's tyranny,
+Might I not then say 'Now I love you best,'
+When I was certain o'er incertainty,
+Crowning the present, doubting of the rest?
+ Love is a babe; then might I not say so,
+ To give full growth to that which still doth grow?
+
+CXVI.
+
+Let me not to the marriage of true minds
+Admit impediments. Love is not love
+Which alters when it alteration finds,
+Or bends with the remover to remove:
+O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
+That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
+It is the star to every wandering bark,
+Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
+Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
+Within his bending sickle's compass come:
+Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
+But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
+ If this be error and upon me proved,
+ I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
+
+CXVII.
+
+Accuse me thus: that I have scanted all
+Wherein I should your great deserts repay,
+Forgot upon your dearest love to call,
+Whereto all bonds do tie me day by day;
+That I have frequent been with unknown minds
+And given to time your own dear-purchased right
+That I have hoisted sail to all the winds
+Which should transport me farthest from your sight.
+Book both my wilfulness and errors down
+And on just proof surmise accumulate;
+Bring me within the level of your frown,
+But shoot not at me in your waken'd hate;
+ Since my appeal says I did strive to prove
+ The constancy and virtue of your love.
+
+CXVIII.
+
+Like as, to make our appetites more keen,
+With eager compounds we our palate urge,
+As, to prevent our maladies unseen,
+We sicken to shun sickness when we purge,
+Even so, being tuff of your ne'er-cloying sweetness,
+To bitter sauces did I frame my feeding
+And, sick of welfare, found a kind of meetness
+To be diseased ere that there was true needing.
+Thus policy in love, to anticipate
+The ills that were not, grew to faults assured
+And brought to medicine a healthful state
+Which, rank of goodness, would by ill be cured:
+ But thence I learn, and find the lesson true,
+ Drugs poison him that so fell sick of you.
+
+CXIX.
+
+What potions have I drunk of Siren tears,
+Distill'd from limbecks foul as hell within,
+Applying fears to hopes and hopes to fears,
+Still losing when I saw myself to win!
+What wretched errors hath my heart committed,
+Whilst it hath thought itself so blessed never!
+How have mine eyes out of their spheres been fitted
+In the distraction of this madding fever!
+O benefit of ill! now I find true
+That better is by evil still made better;
+And ruin'd love, when it is built anew,
+Grows fairer than at first, more strong, far greater.
+ So I return rebuked to my content
+ And gain by ill thrice more than I have spent.
+
+CXX.
+
+That you were once unkind befriends me now,
+And for that sorrow which I then did feel
+Needs must I under my transgression bow,
+Unless my nerves were brass or hammer'd steel.
+For if you were by my unkindness shaken
+As I by yours, you've pass'd a hell of time,
+And I, a tyrant, have no leisure taken
+To weigh how once I suffered in your crime.
+O, that our night of woe might have remember'd
+My deepest sense, how hard true sorrow hits,
+And soon to you, as you to me, then tender'd
+The humble slave which wounded bosoms fits!
+ But that your trespass now becomes a fee;
+ Mine ransoms yours, and yours must ransom me.
+
+CXXI.
+
+'Tis better to be vile than vile esteem'd,
+When not to be receives reproach of being,
+And the just pleasure lost which is so deem'd
+Not by our feeling but by others' seeing:
+For why should others false adulterate eyes
+Give salutation to my sportive blood?
+Or on my frailties why are frailer spies,
+Which in their wills count bad what I think good?
+No, I am that I am, and they that level
+At my abuses reckon up their own:
+I may be straight, though they themselves be bevel;
+By their rank thoughts my deeds must not be shown;
+ Unless this general evil they maintain,
+ All men are bad, and in their badness reign.
+
+CXXII.
+
+Thy gift, thy tables, are within my brain
+Full character'd with lasting memory,
+Which shall above that idle rank remain
+Beyond all date, even to eternity;
+Or at the least, so long as brain and heart
+Have faculty by nature to subsist;
+Till each to razed oblivion yield his part
+Of thee, thy record never can be miss'd.
+That poor retention could not so much hold,
+Nor need I tallies thy dear love to score;
+Therefore to give them from me was I bold,
+To trust those tables that receive thee more:
+ To keep an adjunct to remember thee
+ Were to import forgetfulness in me.
+
+CXXIII.
+
+No, Time, thou shalt not boast that I do change:
+Thy pyramids built up with newer might
+To me are nothing novel, nothing strange;
+They are but dressings of a former sight.
+Our dates are brief, and therefore we admire
+What thou dost foist upon us that is old,
+And rather make them born to our desire
+Than think that we before have heard them told.
+Thy registers and thee I both defy,
+Not wondering at the present nor the past,
+For thy records and what we see doth lie,
+Made more or less by thy continual haste.
+ This I do vow and this shall ever be;
+ I will be true, despite thy scythe and thee.
+
+CXXIV.
+
+If my dear love were but the child of state,
+It might for Fortune's bastard be unfather'd'
+As subject to Time's love or to Time's hate,
+Weeds among weeds, or flowers with flowers gather'd.
+No, it was builded far from accident;
+It suffers not in smiling pomp, nor falls
+Under the blow of thralled discontent,
+Whereto the inviting time our fashion calls:
+It fears not policy, that heretic,
+Which works on leases of short-number'd hours,
+But all alone stands hugely politic,
+That it nor grows with heat nor drowns with showers.
+ To this I witness call the fools of time,
+ Which die for goodness, who have lived for crime.
+
+CXXV.
+
+Were 't aught to me I bore the canopy,
+With my extern the outward honouring,
+Or laid great bases for eternity,
+Which prove more short than waste or ruining?
+Have I not seen dwellers on form and favour
+Lose all, and more, by paying too much rent,
+For compound sweet forgoing simple savour,
+Pitiful thrivers, in their gazing spent?
+No, let me be obsequious in thy heart,
+And take thou my oblation, poor but free,
+Which is not mix'd with seconds, knows no art,
+But mutual render, only me for thee.
+ Hence, thou suborn'd informer! a true soul
+ When most impeach'd stands least in thy control.
+
+CXXVI.
+
+O thou, my lovely boy, who in thy power
+Dost hold Time's fickle glass, his sickle, hour;
+Who hast by waning grown, and therein show'st
+Thy lovers withering as thy sweet self grow'st;
+If Nature, sovereign mistress over wrack,
+As thou goest onwards, still will pluck thee back,
+She keeps thee to this purpose, that her skill
+May time disgrace and wretched minutes kill.
+Yet fear her, O thou minion of her pleasure!
+She may detain, but not still keep, her treasure:
+ Her audit, though delay'd, answer'd must be,
+ And her quietus is to render thee.
+
+CXXVII.
+
+In the old age black was not counted fair,
+Or if it were, it bore not beauty's name;
+But now is black beauty's successive heir,
+And beauty slander'd with a bastard shame:
+For since each hand hath put on nature's power,
+Fairing the foul with art's false borrow'd face,
+Sweet beauty hath no name, no holy bower,
+But is profaned, if not lives in disgrace.
+Therefore my mistress' brows are raven black,
+Her eyes so suited, and they mourners seem
+At such who, not born fair, no beauty lack,
+Slandering creation with a false esteem:
+ Yet so they mourn, becoming of their woe,
+ That every tongue says beauty should look so.
+
+CXXVIII.
+
+How oft, when thou, my music, music play'st,
+Upon that blessed wood whose motion sounds
+With thy sweet fingers, when thou gently sway'st
+The wiry concord that mine ear confounds,
+Do I envy those jacks that nimble leap
+To kiss the tender inward of thy hand,
+Whilst my poor lips, which should that harvest reap,
+At the wood's boldness by thee blushing stand!
+To be so tickled, they would change their state
+And situation with those dancing chips,
+O'er whom thy fingers walk with gentle gait,
+Making dead wood more blest than living lips.
+ Since saucy jacks so happy are in this,
+ Give them thy fingers, me thy lips to kiss.
+
+CXXIX.
+
+The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
+Is lust in action; and till action, lust
+Is perjured, murderous, bloody, full of blame,
+Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust,
+Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight,
+Past reason hunted, and no sooner had
+Past reason hated, as a swallow'd bait
+On purpose laid to make the taker mad;
+Mad in pursuit and in possession so;
+Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
+A bliss in proof, and proved, a very woe;
+Before, a joy proposed; behind, a dream.
+ All this the world well knows; yet none knows well
+ To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.
+
+CXXX.
+
+My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
+Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
+If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
+If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
+I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
+But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
+And in some perfumes is there more delight
+Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
+I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
+That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
+I grant I never saw a goddess go;
+My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
+ And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
+ As any she belied with false compare.
+
+CXXXI.
+
+Thou art as tyrannous, so as thou art,
+As those whose beauties proudly make them cruel;
+For well thou know'st to my dear doting heart
+Thou art the fairest and most precious jewel.
+Yet, in good faith, some say that thee behold
+Thy face hath not the power to make love groan:
+To say they err I dare not be so bold,
+Although I swear it to myself alone.
+And, to be sure that is not false I swear,
+A thousand groans, but thinking on thy face,
+One on another's neck, do witness bear
+Thy black is fairest in my judgment's place.
+ In nothing art thou black save in thy deeds,
+ And thence this slander, as I think, proceeds.
+
+CXXXII.
+
+Thine eyes I love, and they, as pitying me,
+Knowing thy heart torments me with disdain,
+Have put on black and loving mourners be,
+Looking with pretty ruth upon my pain.
+And truly not the morning sun of heaven
+Better becomes the grey cheeks of the east,
+Nor that full star that ushers in the even
+Doth half that glory to the sober west,
+As those two mourning eyes become thy face:
+O, let it then as well beseem thy heart
+To mourn for me, since mourning doth thee grace,
+And suit thy pity like in every part.
+ Then will I swear beauty herself is black
+ And all they foul that thy complexion lack.
+
+CXXXIII.
+
+Beshrew that heart that makes my heart to groan
+For that deep wound it gives my friend and me!
+Is't not enough to torture me alone,
+But slave to slavery my sweet'st friend must be?
+Me from myself thy cruel eye hath taken,
+And my next self thou harder hast engross'd:
+Of him, myself, and thee, I am forsaken;
+A torment thrice threefold thus to be cross'd.
+Prison my heart in thy steel bosom's ward,
+But then my friend's heart let my poor heart bail;
+Whoe'er keeps me, let my heart be his guard;
+Thou canst not then use rigor in my gaol:
+ And yet thou wilt; for I, being pent in thee,
+ Perforce am thine, and all that is in me.
+
+CXXXIV.
+
+So, now I have confess'd that he is thine,
+And I myself am mortgaged to thy will,
+Myself I'll forfeit, so that other mine
+Thou wilt restore, to be my comfort still:
+But thou wilt not, nor he will not be free,
+For thou art covetous and he is kind;
+He learn'd but surety-like to write for me
+Under that bond that him as fast doth bind.
+The statute of thy beauty thou wilt take,
+Thou usurer, that put'st forth all to use,
+And sue a friend came debtor for my sake;
+So him I lose through my unkind abuse.
+ Him have I lost; thou hast both him and me:
+ He pays the whole, and yet am I not free.
+
+CXXXV.
+
+Whoever hath her wish, thou hast thy 'Will,'
+And 'Will' to boot, and 'Will' in overplus;
+More than enough am I that vex thee still,
+To thy sweet will making addition thus.
+Wilt thou, whose will is large and spacious,
+Not once vouchsafe to hide my will in thine?
+Shall will in others seem right gracious,
+And in my will no fair acceptance shine?
+The sea all water, yet receives rain still
+And in abundance addeth to his store;
+So thou, being rich in 'Will,' add to thy 'Will'
+One will of mine, to make thy large 'Will' more.
+ Let no unkind, no fair beseechers kill;
+ Think all but one, and me in that one 'Will.'
+
+CXXXVI.
+
+If thy soul cheque thee that I come so near,
+Swear to thy blind soul that I was thy 'Will,'
+And will, thy soul knows, is admitted there;
+Thus far for love my love-suit, sweet, fulfil.
+'Will' will fulfil the treasure of thy love,
+Ay, fill it full with wills, and my will one.
+In things of great receipt with ease we prove
+Among a number one is reckon'd none:
+Then in the number let me pass untold,
+Though in thy stores' account I one must be;
+For nothing hold me, so it please thee hold
+That nothing me, a something sweet to thee:
+ Make but my name thy love, and love that still,
+ And then thou lovest me, for my name is 'Will.'
+
+CXXXVII.
+
+Thou blind fool, Love, what dost thou to mine eyes,
+That they behold, and see not what they see?
+They know what beauty is, see where it lies,
+Yet what the best is take the worst to be.
+If eyes corrupt by over-partial looks
+Be anchor'd in the bay where all men ride,
+Why of eyes' falsehood hast thou forged hooks,
+Whereto the judgment of my heart is tied?
+Why should my heart think that a several plot
+Which my heart knows the wide world's common place?
+Or mine eyes seeing this, say this is not,
+To put fair truth upon so foul a face?
+ In things right true my heart and eyes have erred,
+ And to this false plague are they now transferr'd.
+
+CXXXVIII.
+
+When my love swears that she is made of truth
+I do believe her, though I know she lies,
+That she might think me some untutor'd youth,
+Unlearned in the world's false subtleties.
+Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,
+Although she knows my days are past the best,
+Simply I credit her false speaking tongue:
+On both sides thus is simple truth suppress'd.
+But wherefore says she not she is unjust?
+And wherefore say not I that I am old?
+O, love's best habit is in seeming trust,
+And age in love loves not to have years told:
+ Therefore I lie with her and she with me,
+ And in our faults by lies we flatter'd be.
+
+CXXXIX.
+
+O, call not me to justify the wrong
+That thy unkindness lays upon my heart;
+Wound me not with thine eye but with thy tongue;
+Use power with power and slay me not by art.
+Tell me thou lovest elsewhere, but in my sight,
+Dear heart, forbear to glance thine eye aside:
+What need'st thou wound with cunning when thy might
+Is more than my o'er-press'd defense can bide?
+Let me excuse thee: ah! my love well knows
+Her pretty looks have been mine enemies,
+And therefore from my face she turns my foes,
+That they elsewhere might dart their injuries:
+ Yet do not so; but since I am near slain,
+ Kill me outright with looks and rid my pain.
+
+CXL.
+
+Be wise as thou art cruel; do not press
+My tongue-tied patience with too much disdain;
+Lest sorrow lend me words and words express
+The manner of my pity-wanting pain.
+If I might teach thee wit, better it were,
+Though not to love, yet, love, to tell me so;
+As testy sick men, when their deaths be near,
+No news but health from their physicians know;
+For if I should despair, I should grow mad,
+And in my madness might speak ill of thee:
+Now this ill-wresting world is grown so bad,
+Mad slanderers by mad ears believed be,
+ That I may not be so, nor thou belied,
+ Bear thine eyes straight, though thy proud heart go wide.
+
+CXLI.
+
+In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes,
+For they in thee a thousand errors note;
+But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise,
+Who in despite of view is pleased to dote;
+Nor are mine ears with thy tongue's tune delighted,
+Nor tender feeling, to base touches prone,
+Nor taste, nor smell, desire to be invited
+To any sensual feast with thee alone:
+But my five wits nor my five senses can
+Dissuade one foolish heart from serving thee,
+Who leaves unsway'd the likeness of a man,
+Thy proud hearts slave and vassal wretch to be:
+ Only my plague thus far I count my gain,
+ That she that makes me sin awards me pain.
+
+CXLII.
+
+Love is my sin and thy dear virtue hate,
+Hate of my sin, grounded on sinful loving:
+O, but with mine compare thou thine own state,
+And thou shalt find it merits not reproving;
+Or, if it do, not from those lips of thine,
+That have profaned their scarlet ornaments
+And seal'd false bonds of love as oft as mine,
+Robb'd others' beds' revenues of their rents.
+Be it lawful I love thee, as thou lovest those
+Whom thine eyes woo as mine importune thee:
+Root pity in thy heart, that when it grows
+Thy pity may deserve to pitied be.
+ If thou dost seek to have what thou dost hide,
+ By self-example mayst thou be denied!
+
+CXLIII.
+
+Lo! as a careful housewife runs to catch
+One of her feather'd creatures broke away,
+Sets down her babe and makes an swift dispatch
+In pursuit of the thing she would have stay,
+Whilst her neglected child holds her in chase,
+Cries to catch her whose busy care is bent
+To follow that which flies before her face,
+Not prizing her poor infant's discontent;
+So runn'st thou after that which flies from thee,
+Whilst I thy babe chase thee afar behind;
+But if thou catch thy hope, turn back to me,
+And play the mother's part, kiss me, be kind:
+ So will I pray that thou mayst have thy 'Will,'
+ If thou turn back, and my loud crying still.
+
+CXLIV.
+
+Two loves I have of comfort and despair,
+Which like two spirits do suggest me still:
+The better angel is a man right fair,
+The worser spirit a woman colour'd ill.
+To win me soon to hell, my female evil
+Tempteth my better angel from my side,
+And would corrupt my saint to be a devil,
+Wooing his purity with her foul pride.
+And whether that my angel be turn'd fiend
+Suspect I may, but not directly tell;
+But being both from me, both to each friend,
+I guess one angel in another's hell:
+ Yet this shall I ne'er know, but live in doubt,
+ Till my bad angel fire my good one out.
+
+CXLV.
+
+Those lips that Love's own hand did make
+Breathed forth the sound that said 'I hate'
+To me that languish'd for her sake;
+But when she saw my woeful state,
+Straight in her heart did mercy come,
+Chiding that tongue that ever sweet
+Was used in giving gentle doom,
+And taught it thus anew to greet:
+'I hate' she alter'd with an end,
+That follow'd it as gentle day
+Doth follow night, who like a fiend
+From heaven to hell is flown away;
+ 'I hate' from hate away she threw,
+ And saved my life, saying 'not you.'
+
+CXLVI.
+
+Poor soul, the centre of my sinful earth,
+[ ] these rebel powers that thee array;
+Why dost thou pine within and suffer dearth,
+Painting thy outward walls so costly gay?
+Why so large cost, having so short a lease,
+Dost thou upon thy fading mansion spend?
+Shall worms, inheritors of this excess,
+Eat up thy charge? is this thy body's end?
+Then soul, live thou upon thy servant's loss,
+And let that pine to aggravate thy store;
+Buy terms divine in selling hours of dross;
+Within be fed, without be rich no more:
+ So shalt thou feed on Death, that feeds on men,
+ And Death once dead, there's no more dying then.
+
+CXLVII.
+
+My love is as a fever, longing still
+For that which longer nurseth the disease,
+Feeding on that which doth preserve the ill,
+The uncertain sickly appetite to please.
+My reason, the physician to my love,
+Angry that his prescriptions are not kept,
+Hath left me, and I desperate now approve
+Desire is death, which physic did except.
+Past cure I am, now reason is past care,
+And frantic-mad with evermore unrest;
+My thoughts and my discourse as madmen's are,
+At random from the truth vainly express'd;
+ For I have sworn thee fair and thought thee bright,
+ Who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
+
+CXLVIII.
+
+O me, what eyes hath Love put in my head,
+Which have no correspondence with true sight!
+Or, if they have, where is my judgment fled,
+That censures falsely what they see aright?
+If that be fair whereon my false eyes dote,
+What means the world to say it is not so?
+If it be not, then love doth well denote
+Love's eye is not so true as all men's 'No.'
+How can it? O, how can Love's eye be true,
+That is so vex'd with watching and with tears?
+No marvel then, though I mistake my view;
+The sun itself sees not till heaven clears.
+ O cunning Love! with tears thou keep'st me blind,
+ Lest eyes well-seeing thy foul faults should find.
+
+CXLIX.
+
+Canst thou, O cruel! say I love thee not,
+When I against myself with thee partake?
+Do I not think on thee, when I forgot
+Am of myself, all tyrant, for thy sake?
+Who hateth thee that I do call my friend?
+On whom frown'st thou that I do fawn upon?
+Nay, if thou lour'st on me, do I not spend
+Revenge upon myself with present moan?
+What merit do I in myself respect,
+That is so proud thy service to despise,
+When all my best doth worship thy defect,
+Commanded by the motion of thine eyes?
+ But, love, hate on, for now I know thy mind;
+ Those that can see thou lovest, and I am blind.
+
+CL.
+
+O, from what power hast thou this powerful might
+With insufficiency my heart to sway?
+To make me give the lie to my true sight,
+And swear that brightness doth not grace the day?
+Whence hast thou this becoming of things ill,
+That in the very refuse of thy deeds
+There is such strength and warrantize of skill
+That, in my mind, thy worst all best exceeds?
+Who taught thee how to make me love thee more
+The more I hear and see just cause of hate?
+O, though I love what others do abhor,
+With others thou shouldst not abhor my state:
+ If thy unworthiness raised love in me,
+ More worthy I to be beloved of thee.
+
+CLI.
+
+Love is too young to know what conscience is;
+Yet who knows not conscience is born of love?
+Then, gentle cheater, urge not my amiss,
+Lest guilty of my faults thy sweet self prove:
+For, thou betraying me, I do betray
+My nobler part to my gross body's treason;
+My soul doth tell my body that he may
+Triumph in love; flesh stays no father reason;
+But, rising at thy name, doth point out thee
+As his triumphant prize. Proud of this pride,
+He is contented thy poor drudge to be,
+To stand in thy affairs, fall by thy side.
+ No want of conscience hold it that I call
+ Her 'love' for whose dear love I rise and fall.
+
+CLII.
+
+In loving thee thou know'st I am forsworn,
+But thou art twice forsworn, to me love swearing,
+In act thy bed-vow broke and new faith torn,
+In vowing new hate after new love bearing.
+But why of two oaths' breach do I accuse thee,
+When I break twenty? I am perjured most;
+For all my vows are oaths but to misuse thee
+And all my honest faith in thee is lost,
+For I have sworn deep oaths of thy deep kindness,
+Oaths of thy love, thy truth, thy constancy,
+And, to enlighten thee, gave eyes to blindness,
+Or made them swear against the thing they see;
+ For I have sworn thee fair; more perjured I,
+ To swear against the truth so foul a lie!
+
+CLIII.
+
+Cupid laid by his brand, and fell asleep:
+A maid of Dian's this advantage found,
+And his love-kindling fire did quickly steep
+In a cold valley-fountain of that ground;
+Which borrow'd from this holy fire of Love
+A dateless lively heat, still to endure,
+And grew a seething bath, which yet men prove
+Against strange maladies a sovereign cure.
+But at my mistress' eye Love's brand new-fired,
+The boy for trial needs would touch my breast;
+I, sick withal, the help of bath desired,
+And thither hied, a sad distemper'd guest,
+ But found no cure: the bath for my help lies
+ Where Cupid got new fire--my mistress' eyes.
+
+CLIV.
+
+The little Love-god lying once asleep
+Laid by his side his heart-inflaming brand,
+Whilst many nymphs that vow'd chaste life to keep
+Came tripping by; but in her maiden hand
+The fairest votary took up that fire
+Which many legions of true hearts had warm'd;
+And so the general of hot desire
+Was sleeping by a virgin hand disarm'd.
+This brand she quenched in a cool well by,
+Which from Love's fire took heat perpetual,
+Growing a bath and healthful remedy
+For men diseased; but I, my mistress' thrall,
+ Came there for cure, and this by that I prove,
+ Love's fire heats water, water cools not love.
+ THE PASSIONATE PILGRIM
+
+
+
+I.
+
+WHEN my love swears that she is made of truth,
+I do believe her, though I know she lies,
+That she might think me some untutor'd youth,
+Unskilful in the world's false forgeries.
+Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,
+Although I know my years be past the best,
+I smiling credit her false-speaking tongue,
+Outfacing faults in love with love's ill rest.
+But wherefore says my love that she is young?
+And wherefore say not I that I am old?
+O, love's best habit is a soothing tongue,
+And age, in love, loves not to have years told.
+Therefore I'll lie with love, and love with me,
+Since that our faults in love thus smother'd be.
+
+
+II.
+
+Two loves I have, of comfort and despair,
+That like two spirits do suggest me still;
+My better angel is a man right fair,
+My worser spirit a woman colour'd ill.
+To win me soon to hell, my female evil
+Tempteth my better angel from my side,
+And would corrupt my saint to be a devil,
+Wooing his purity with her fair pride.
+And whether that my angel be turn'd fiend,
+Suspect I may, yet not directly tell:
+For being both to me, both to each friend,
+I guess one angel in another's hell;
+The truth I shall not know, but live in doubt,
+Till my bad angel fire my good one out.
+
+
+III.
+
+Did not the heavenly rhetoric of thine eye,
+'Gainst whom the world could not hold argument,
+Persuade my heart to this false perjury?
+Vows for thee broke deserve not punishment.
+A woman I forswore; but I will prove,
+Thou being a goddess, I forswore not thee:
+My vow was earthly, thou a heavenly love;
+Thy grace being gain'd cures all disgrace in me.
+My vow was breath, and breath a vapour is;
+Then, thou fair sun, that on this earth doth shine,
+Exhale this vapour vow; in thee it is:
+If broken, then it is no fault of mine.
+If by me broke, what fool is not so wise
+To break an oath, to win a paradise?
+
+
+IV.
+
+Sweet Cytherea, sitting by a brook
+With young Adonis, lovely, fresh, and green,
+Did court the lad with many a lovely look,
+Such looks as none could look but beauty's queen.
+She told him stories to delight his ear;
+She showed him favors to allure his eye;
+To win his heart, she touch'd him here and there,--
+Touches so soft still conquer chastity.
+But whether unripe years did want conceit,
+Or he refused to take her figured proffer,
+The tender nibbler would not touch the bait,
+But smile and jest at every gentle offer:
+Then fell she on her back, fair queen, and toward:
+He rose and ran away; ah, fool too froward!
+
+
+V.
+
+If love make me forsworn, how shall I swear to love?
+O never faith could hold, if not to beauty vow'd:
+Though to myself forsworn, to thee I'll constant prove;
+Those thoughts, to me like oaks, to thee like osiers bow'd.
+Study his bias leaves, and makes his book thine eyes,
+Where all those pleasures live that art can comprehend.
+If knowledge be the mark, to know thee shall suffice;
+Well learned is that tongue that well can thee commend;
+All ignorant that soul that sees thee without wonder;
+Which is to me some praise, that I thy parts admire:
+Thine eye Jove's lightning seems, thy voice his dreadful
+thunder,
+Which, not to anger bent, is music and sweet fire.
+Celestial as thou art, O do not love that wrong,
+To sing heaven's praise with such an earthly tongue.
+
+
+VI.
+
+Scarce had the sun dried up the dewy morn,
+And scarce the herd gone to the hedge for shade,
+When Cytherea, all in love forlorn,
+A longing tarriance for Adonis made
+Under an osier growing by a brook,
+A brook where Adon used to cool his spleen:
+Hot was the day; she hotter that did look
+For his approach, that often there had been.
+Anon he comes, and throws his mantle by,
+And stood stark naked on the brook's green brim:
+The sun look'd on the world with glorious eye,
+Yet not so wistly as this queen on him.
+He, spying her, bounced in, whereas he stood:
+'O Jove,' quoth she, 'why was not I a flood!'
+
+
+VII.
+
+Fair is my love, but not so fair as fickle;
+Mild as a dove, but neither true nor trusty;
+Brighter than glass, and yet, as glass is, brittle;
+Softer than wax, and yet, as iron, rusty:
+A lily pale, with damask dye to grace her,
+None fairer, nor none falser to deface her.
+
+Her lips to mine how often hath she joined,
+Between each kiss her oaths of true love swearing!
+How many tales to please me hath she coined,
+Dreading my love, the loss thereof still fearing!
+Yet in the midst of all her pure protestings,
+Her faith, her oaths, her tears, and all were jestings.
+
+She burn'd with love, as straw with fire flameth;
+She burn'd out love, as soon as straw outburneth;
+She framed the love, and yet she foil'd the framing;
+She bade love last, and yet she fell a-turning.
+Was this a lover, or a lecher whether?
+Bad in the best, though excellent in neither.
+
+
+VIII.
+
+If music and sweet poetry agree,
+As they must needs, the sister and the brother,
+Then must the love be great 'twixt thee and me,
+Because thou lovest the one, and I the other.
+Dowland to thee is dear, whose heavenly touch
+Upon the lute doth ravish human sense;
+Spenser to me, whose deep conceit is such
+As, passing all conceit, needs no defence.
+Thou lovest to hear the sweet melodious sound
+That Phoebus' lute, the queen of music, makes;
+And I in deep delight am chiefly drown'd
+When as himself to singing he betakes.
+One god is god of both, as poets feign;
+One knight loves both, and both in thee remain.
+
+
+IX.
+
+Fair was the morn when the fair queen of love,
+[ ]
+Paler for sorrow than her milk-white dove,
+For Adon's sake, a youngster proud and wild;
+Her stand she takes upon a steep-up hill:
+Anon Adonis comes with horn and hounds;
+She, silly queen, with more than love's good will,
+Forbade the boy he should not pass those grounds:
+'Once,' quoth she, 'did I see a fair sweet youth
+Here in these brakes deep-wounded with a boar,
+Deep in the thigh, a spectacle of ruth!
+See, in my thigh,' quoth she, 'here was the sore.'
+She showed hers: he saw more wounds than one,
+And blushing fled, and left her all alone.
+
+
+X.
+
+Sweet rose, fair flower, untimely pluck'd, soon vaded,
+Pluck'd in the bud, and vaded in the spring!
+Bright orient pearl, alack, too timely shaded!
+Fair creature, kill'd too soon by death's sharp sting!
+Like a green plum that hangs upon a tree,
+And falls, through wind, before the fall should be.
+
+I weep for thee, and yet no cause I have;
+For why thou left'st me nothing in thy will:
+And yet thou left'st me more than I did crave;
+For why I craved nothing of thee still:
+O yes, dear friend, I pardon crave of thee,
+Thy discontent thou didst bequeath to me.
+
+
+XI.
+
+Venus, with young Adonis sitting by her
+Under a myrtle shade, began to woo him:
+She told the youngling how god Mars did try her,
+And as he fell to her, so fell she to him.
+'Even thus,' quoth she, 'the warlike god embraced me,'
+And then she clipp'd Adonis in her arms;
+'Even thus,' quoth she, 'the warlike god unlaced me,'
+As if the boy should use like loving charms;
+'Even thus,' quoth she, 'he seized on my lips,'
+And with her lips on his did act the seizure:
+And as she fetched breath, away he skips,
+And would not take her meaning nor her pleasure.
+Ah, that I had my lady at this bay,
+To kiss and clip me till I run away!
+
+
+XII.
+
+Crabbed age and youth cannot live together:
+Youth is full of pleasance, age is full of care;
+Youth like summer morn, age like winter weather;
+Youth like summer brave, age like winter bare.
+Youth is full of sport, age's breath is short;
+Youth is nimble, age is lame;
+Youth is hot and bold, age is weak and cold;
+Youth is wild, and age is tame.
+Age, I do abhor thee; youth, I do adore thee;
+O, my love, my love is young!
+Age, I do defy thee: O, sweet shepherd, hie thee,
+For methinks thou stay'st too long,
+
+
+XIII.
+
+Beauty is but a vain and doubtful good;
+A shining gloss that vadeth suddenly;
+A flower that dies when first it gins to bud;
+A brittle glass that's broken presently:
+A doubtful good, a gloss, a glass, a flower,
+Lost, vaded, broken, dead within an hour.
+
+And as goods lost are seld or never found,
+As vaded gloss no rubbing will refresh,
+As flowers dead lie wither'd on the ground,
+As broken glass no cement can redress,
+So beauty blemish'd once's for ever lost,
+In spite of physic, painting, pain and cost.
+
+
+XIV.
+
+Good night, good rest. Ah, neither be my share:
+She bade good night that kept my rest away;
+And daff'd me to a cabin hang'd with care,
+To descant on the doubts of my decay.
+'Farewell,' quoth she, 'and come again tomorrow:'
+Fare well I could not, for I supp'd with sorrow.
+
+Yet at my parting sweetly did she smile,
+In scorn or friendship, nill I construe whether:
+'T may be, she joy'd to jest at my exile,
+'T may be, again to make me wander thither:
+'Wander,' a word for shadows like myself,
+As take the pain, but cannot pluck the pelf.
+
+
+XV.
+
+Lord, how mine eyes throw gazes to the east!
+My heart doth charge the watch; the morning rise
+Doth cite each moving sense from idle rest.
+Not daring trust the office of mine eyes,
+While Philomela sits and sings, I sit and mark,
+And wish her lays were tuned like the lark;
+
+For she doth welcome daylight with her ditty,
+And drives away dark dismal-dreaming night:
+The night so pack'd, I post unto my pretty;
+Heart hath his hope, and eyes their wished sight;
+Sorrow changed to solace, solace mix'd with sorrow;
+For why, she sigh'd and bade me come tomorrow.
+
+Were I with her, the night would post too soon;
+But now are minutes added to the hours;
+To spite me now, each minute seems a moon;
+Yet not for me, shine sun to succor flowers!
+Pack night, peep day; good day, of night now borrow:
+Short, night, to-night, and length thyself tomorrow.
+
+
+
+ SONNETS TO SUNDRY NOTES OF MUSIC
+
+
+XVI.
+
+IT was a lording's daughter, the fairest one of three,
+That liked of her master as well as well might be,
+Till looking on an Englishman, the fair'st that eye could see,
+Her fancy fell a-turning.
+
+Long was the combat doubtful that love with love did fight,
+To leave the master loveless, or kill the gallant knight:
+To put in practise either, alas, it was a spite
+Unto the silly damsel!
+
+But one must be refused; more mickle was the pain
+That nothing could be used to turn them both to gain,
+For of the two the trusty knight was wounded with disdain:
+Alas, she could not help it!
+
+Thus art with arms contending was victor of the day,
+Which by a gift of learning did bear the maid away:
+Then, lullaby, the learned man hath got the lady gay;
+For now my song is ended.
+
+
+XVII.
+
+On a day, alack the day!
+Love, whose month was ever May,
+Spied a blossom passing fair,
+Playing in the wanton air:
+Through the velvet leaves the wind
+All unseen, gan passage find;
+That the lover, sick to death,
+Wish'd himself the heaven's breath,
+'Air,' quoth he, 'thy cheeks may blow;
+Air, would I might triumph so!
+But, alas! my hand hath sworn
+Ne'er to pluck thee from thy thorn:
+Vow, alack! for youth unmeet:
+Youth, so apt to pluck a sweet.
+Thou for whom Jove would swear
+Juno but an Ethiope were;
+And deny himself for Jove,
+Turning mortal for thy love.'
+
+
+XVIII.
+
+My flocks feed not,
+My ewes breed not,
+My rams speed not,
+All is amiss:
+Love's denying,
+Faith's defying,
+Heart's renying,
+Causer of this.
+All my merry jigs are quite forgot,
+All my lady's love is lost, God wot:
+Where her faith was firmly fix'd in love,
+There a nay is placed without remove.
+One silly cross
+Wrought all my loss;
+O frowning Fortune, cursed, fickle dame!
+For now I see
+Inconstancy
+More in women than in men remain.
+In black mourn I,
+All fears scorn I,
+Love hath forlorn me,
+Living in thrall:
+Heart is bleeding,
+All help needing,
+O cruel speeding,
+Fraughted with gall.
+My shepherd's pipe can sound no deal;
+My wether's bell rings doleful knell;
+My curtail dog, that wont to have play'd
+Plays not at all, but seems afraid;
+My sighs so deep
+Procure to weep,
+In howling wise, to see my doleful plight.
+How sighs resound
+Through heartless ground,
+Like a thousand vanquish'd men in bloody fight!
+Clear wells spring not,
+Sweet birds sing not,
+Green plants bring not
+Forth their dye;
+Herds stand weeping,
+Flocks all sleeping,
+Nymphs back peeping
+Fearfully:
+All our pleasure known to us poor swains,
+All our merry meetings on the plains,
+All our evening sport from us is fled,
+All our love is lost, for Love is dead
+Farewell, sweet lass,
+Thy like ne'er was
+For a sweet content, the cause of all my moan:
+Poor Corydon
+Must live alone;
+Other help for him I see that there is none.
+
+
+XIX.
+
+When as thine eye hath chose the dame,
+And stall'd the deer that thou shouldst strike,
+Let reason rule things worthy blame,
+As well as fancy partial might:
+Take counsel of some wiser head,
+Neither too young nor yet unwed.
+
+And when thou comest thy tale to tell,
+Smooth not thy tongue with filed talk,
+Lest she some subtle practise smell,--
+A cripple soon can find a halt;--
+But plainly say thou lovest her well,
+
+And set thy person forth to sell.
+What though her frowning brows be bent,
+Her cloudy looks will calm ere night:
+And then too late she will repent
+That thus dissembled her delight;
+And twice desire, ere it be day,
+That which with scorn she put away.
+
+What though she strive to try her strength,
+And ban and brawl, and say thee nay,
+Her feeble force will yield at length,
+When craft hath taught her thus to say,
+'Had women been so strong as men,
+In faith, you had not had it then.'
+
+And to her will frame all thy ways;
+Spare not to spend, and chiefly there
+Where thy desert may merit praise,
+By ringing in thy lady's ear:
+The strongest castle, tower, and town,
+The golden bullet beats it down.
+
+Serve always with assured trust,
+And in thy suit be humble true;
+Unless thy lady prove unjust,
+Press never thou to choose anew:
+When time shall serve, be thou not slack
+To proffer, though she put thee back.
+
+The wiles and guiles that women work,
+Dissembled with an outward show,
+The tricks and toys that in them lurk,
+The cock that treads them shall not know.
+Have you not heard it said full oft,
+A woman's nay doth stand for nought?
+
+Think women still to strive with men,
+To sin and never for to saint:
+There is no heaven, by holy then,
+When time with age doth them attaint.
+Were kisses all the joys in bed,
+One woman would another wed.
+
+But, soft! enough, too much, I fear
+Lest that my mistress hear my song,
+She will not stick to round me i' the ear,
+To teach my tongue to be so long:
+Yet will she blush, here be it said,
+To hear her secrets so bewray'd.
+
+
+XX.
+
+Live with me, and be my love,
+And we will all the pleasures prove
+That hills and valleys, dales and fields,
+And all the craggy mountains yields.
+
+There will we sit upon the rocks,
+And see the shepherds feed their flocks,
+By shallow rivers, by whose falls
+Melodious birds sing madrigals.
+
+There will I make thee a bed of roses,
+With a thousand fragrant posies,
+A cap of flowers, and a kirtle
+Embroider'd all with leaves of myrtle.
+
+A belt of straw and ivy buds,
+With coral clasps and amber studs;
+And if these pleasures may thee move,
+Then live with me and be my love.
+
+
+LOVE'S ANSWER.
+
+If that the world and love were young,
+And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
+These pretty pleasures might me move
+To live with thee and be thy love.
+
+
+XXI.
+
+As it fell upon a day
+In the merry month of May,
+Sitting in a pleasant shade
+Which a grove of myrtles made,
+Beasts did leap, and birds did sing,
+Trees did grow, and plants did spring;
+Every thing did banish moan,
+Save the nightingale alone:
+She, poor bird, as all forlorn,
+Lean'd her breast up-till a thorn
+And there sung the dolefull'st ditty,
+That to hear it was great pity:
+'Fie, fie, fie,' now would she cry;
+'Tereu, tereu!' by and by;
+That to hear her so complain,
+Scarce I could from tears refrain;
+For her griefs, so lively shown,
+Made me think upon mine own.
+Ah, thought I, thou mourn'st in vain!
+None takes pity on thy pain:
+Senseless trees they cannot hear thee;
+Ruthless beasts they will not cheer thee:
+King Pandion he is dead;
+All thy friends are lapp'd in lead;
+All thy fellow birds do sing,
+Careless of thy sorrowing.
+Even so, poor bird, like thee,
+None alive will pity me.
+Whilst as fickle Fortune smiled,
+Thou and I were both beguiled.
+Every one that flatters thee
+Is no friend in misery.
+Words are easy, like the wind;
+Faithful friends are hard to find:
+Every man will be thy friend
+Whilst thou hast wherewith to spend;
+But if store of crowns be scant,
+No man will supply thy want.
+If that one be prodigal,
+Bountiful they will him call,
+And with such-like flattering,
+'Pity but he were a king;'
+If he be addict to vice,
+Quickly him they will entice;
+If to women he be bent,
+They have at commandement:
+But if Fortune once do frown,
+Then farewell his great renown
+They that fawn'd on him before
+Use his company no more.
+He that is thy friend indeed,
+He will help thee in thy need:
+If thou sorrow, he will weep;
+If thou wake, he cannot sleep;
+Thus of every grief in heart
+He with thee doth bear a part.
+These are certain signs to know
+Faithful friend from flattering foe.
+
+
+
+
+ THE PHOENIX AND THE TURTLE
+
+
+
+ LET the bird of loudest lay,
+ On the sole Arabian tree,
+ Herald sad and trumpet be,
+ To whose sound chaste wings obey.
+
+ But thou shrieking harbinger,
+ Foul precurrer of the fiend,
+ Augur of the fever's end,
+ To this troop come thou not near!
+
+ From this session interdict
+ Every fowl of tyrant wing,
+ Save the eagle, feather'd king:
+ Keep the obsequy so strict.
+
+ Let the priest in surplice white,
+ That defunctive music can,
+ Be the death-divining swan,
+ Lest the requiem lack his right.
+
+ And thou treble-dated crow,
+ That thy sable gender makest
+ With the breath thou givest and takest,
+ 'Mongst our mourners shalt thou go.
+
+ Here the anthem doth commence:
+ Love and constancy is dead;
+ Phoenix and the turtle fled
+ In a mutual flame from hence.
+
+ So they loved, as love in twain
+ Had the essence but in one;
+ Two distincts, division none:
+ Number there in love was slain.
+
+ Hearts remote, yet not asunder;
+ Distance, and no space was seen
+ 'Twixt the turtle and his queen:
+ But in them it were a wonder.
+
+ So between them love did shine,
+ That the turtle saw his right
+ Flaming in the phoenix' sight;
+ Either was the other's mine.
+
+ Property was thus appalled,
+ That the self was not the same;
+ Single nature's double name
+ Neither two nor one was called.
+
+ Reason, in itself confounded,
+ Saw division grow together,
+ To themselves yet either neither,
+ Simple were so well compounded,
+
+ That it cried, How true a twain
+ Seemeth this concordant one!
+ Love hath reason, reason none,
+ If what parts can so remain.
+
+ Whereupon it made this threne
+ To the phoenix and the dove,
+ Co-supremes and stars of love,
+ As chorus to their tragic scene.
+
+ THRENOS.
+
+ Beauty, truth, and rarity,
+ Grace in all simplicity,
+ Here enclosed in cinders lie.
+
+ Death is now the phoenix' nest
+ And the turtle's loyal breast
+ To eternity doth rest,
+
+ Leaving no posterity:
+ 'Twas not their infirmity,
+ It was married chastity.
+
+ Truth may seem, but cannot be:
+ Beauty brag, but 'tis not she;
+ Truth and beauty buried be.
+
+ To this urn let those repair
+ That are either true or fair
+ For these dead birds sigh a prayer.
+ VENUS AND ADONIS
+
+
+
+'Vilia miretur vulgus; mihi flavus Apollo
+Pocula Castalia plena ministret aqua.'
+
+TO THE
+RIGHT HONORABLE HENRY WRIOTHESLY,
+EARL OF SOUTHAMPTON, AND BARON OF TICHFIELD.
+RIGHT HONORABLE,
+
+I KNOW not how I shall offend in dedicating my
+unpolished lines to your lordship, nor how the world will
+censure me for choosing so strong a prop to support so weak a
+burden only, if your honour seem but pleased, I account
+myself highly praised, and vow to take advantage of all idle
+hours, till I have honoured you with some graver labour. But if
+the first heir of my invention prove deformed, I shall be
+sorry it had so noble a god-father, and never after ear so
+barren a land, for fear it yield me still so bad a harvest.
+I leave it to your honourable survey, and your honour to your
+heart's content; which I wish may always answer your own wish
+and the world's hopeful expectation.
+
+Your honour's in all duty,
+WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.
+
+
+
+EVEN as the sun with purple-colour'd face
+Had ta'en his last leave of the weeping morn,
+Rose-cheek'd Adonis hied him to the chase;
+Hunting he loved, but love he laugh'd to scorn;
+Sick-thoughted Venus makes amain unto him,
+And like a bold-faced suitor 'gins to woo him.
+
+'Thrice-fairer than myself,' thus she began,
+'The field's chief flower, sweet above compare,
+Stain to all nymphs, more lovely than a man,
+More white and red than doves or roses are;
+Nature that made thee, with herself at strife,
+Saith that the world hath ending with thy life.
+
+'Vouchsafe, thou wonder, to alight thy steed,
+And rein his proud head to the saddle-bow;
+If thou wilt deign this favour, for thy meed
+A thousand honey secrets shalt thou know:
+Here come and sit, where never serpent hisses,
+And being set, I'll smother thee with kisses;
+
+'And yet not cloy thy lips with loathed satiety,
+But rather famish them amid their plenty,
+Making them red and pale with fresh variety,
+Ten kisses short as one, one long as twenty:
+A summer's day will seem an hour but short,
+Being wasted in such time-beguiling sport.'
+
+With this she seizeth on his sweating palm,
+The precedent of pith and livelihood,
+And trembling in her passion, calls it balm,
+Earth's sovereign salve to do a goddess good:
+Being so enraged, desire doth lend her force
+Courageously to pluck him from his horse.
+
+Over one arm the lusty courser's rein,
+Under her other was the tender boy,
+Who blush'd and pouted in a dull disdain,
+With leaden appetite, unapt to toy;
+She red and hot as coals of glowing fire,
+He red for shame, but frosty in desire.
+
+The studded bridle on a ragged bough
+Nimbly she fastens:--O, how quick is love!--
+The steed is stalled up, and even now
+To tie the rider she begins to prove:
+Backward she push'd him, as she would be thrust,
+And govern'd him in strength, though not in lust.
+
+So soon was she along as he was down,
+Each leaning on their elbows and their hips:
+Now doth she stroke his cheek, now doth he frown,
+And 'gins to chide, but soon she stops his lips;
+And kissing speaks, with lustful language broken,
+'If thou wilt chide, thy lips shall never open.'
+
+He burns with bashful shame: she with her tears
+Doth quench the maiden burning of his cheeks;
+Then with her windy sighs and golden hairs
+To fan and blow them dry again she seeks:
+He saith she is immodest, blames her 'miss;
+What follows more she murders with a kiss.
+
+Even as an empty eagle, sharp by fast,
+Tires with her beak on feathers, flesh and bone,
+Shaking her wings, devouring all in haste,
+Till either gorge be stuff'd or prey be gone;
+Even so she kissed his brow, his cheek, his chin,
+And where she ends she doth anew begin.
+
+Forced to content, but never to obey,
+Panting he lies and breatheth in her face;
+She feedeth on the steam as on a prey,
+And calls it heavenly moisture, air of grace;
+Wishing her cheeks were gardens full of flowers,
+So they were dew'd with such distilling showers.
+
+Look, how a bird lies tangled in a net,
+So fasten'd in her arms Adonis lies;
+Pure shame and awed resistance made him fret,
+Which bred more beauty in his angry eyes:
+Rain added to a river that is rank
+Perforce will force it overflow the bank.
+
+Still she entreats, and prettily entreats,
+For to a pretty ear she tunes her tale;
+Still is he sullen, still he lours and frets,
+'Twixt crimson shame and anger ashy-pale:
+Being red, she loves him best; and being white,
+Her best is better'd with a more delight.
+
+Look how he can, she cannot choose but love;
+And by her fair immortal hand she swears,
+From his soft bosom never to remove,
+Till he take truce with her contending tears,
+Which long have rain'd, making her cheeks all wet;
+And one sweet kiss shall pay this countless debt.
+
+Upon this promise did he raise his chin,
+Like a dive-dapper peering through a wave,
+Who, being look'd on, ducks as quickly in;
+So offers he to give what she did crave;
+But when her lips were ready for his pay,
+He winks, and turns his lips another way.
+
+Never did passenger in summer's heat
+More thirst for drink than she for this good turn.
+Her help she sees, but help she cannot get;
+She bathes in water, yet her fire must burn:
+'O, pity,' 'gan she cry, 'flint-hearted boy!
+'Tis but a kiss I beg; why art thou coy?
+
+'I have been woo'd, as I entreat thee now,
+Even by the stern and direful god of war,
+Whose sinewy neck in battle ne'er did bow,
+Who conquers where he comes in every jar;
+Yet hath he been my captive and my slave,
+And begg'd for that which thou unask'd shalt have.
+
+'Over my altars hath he hung his lance,
+His batter'd shield, his uncontrolled crest,
+And for my sake hath learn'd to sport and dance,
+To toy, to wanton, dally, smile and jest,
+Scorning his churlish drum and ensign red,
+Making my arms his field, his tent my bed.
+
+'Thus he that overruled I oversway'd,
+Leading him prisoner in a red-rose chain:
+Strong-tempered steel his stronger strength obey'd,
+Yet was he servile to my coy disdain.
+O, be not proud, nor brag not of thy might,
+For mastering her that foil'd the god of fight!
+
+'Touch but my lips with those fair lips of thine,--
+Though mine be not so fair, yet are they red--
+The kiss shall be thine own as well as mine.
+What seest thou in the ground? hold up thy head:
+Look in mine eye-balls, there thy beauty lies;
+Then why not lips on lips, since eyes in eyes?
+'Art thou ashamed to kiss? then wink again,
+And I will wink; so shall the day seem night;
+Love keeps his revels where they are but twain;
+Be bold to play, our sport is not in sight:
+These blue-vein'd violets whereon we lean
+Never can blab, nor know not what we mean.
+
+'The tender spring upon thy tempting lip
+Shows thee unripe; yet mayst thou well be tasted:
+Make use of time, let not advantage slip;
+Beauty within itself should not be wasted:
+Fair flowers that are not gather'd in their prime
+Rot and consume themselves in little time.
+
+'Were I hard-favour'd, foul, or wrinkled-old,
+Ill-nurtured, crooked, churlish, harsh in voice,
+O'erworn, despised, rheumatic and cold,
+Thick-sighted, barren, lean and lacking juice,
+Then mightst thou pause, for then I were not for thee
+But having no defects, why dost abhor me?
+
+'Thou canst not see one wrinkle in my brow;
+Mine eyes are gray and bright and quick in turning:
+My beauty as the spring doth yearly grow,
+My flesh is soft and plump, my marrow burning;
+My smooth moist hand, were it with thy hand felt,
+Would in thy palm dissolve, or seem to melt.
+
+'Bid me discourse, I will enchant thine ear,
+Or, like a fairy, trip upon the green,
+Or, like a nymph, with long dishevell'd hair,
+Dance on the sands, and yet no footing seen:
+Love is a spirit all compact of fire,
+Not gross to sink, but light, and will aspire.
+
+'Witness this primrose bank whereon I lie;
+These forceless flowers like sturdy trees support me;
+Two strengthless doves will draw me through the sky,
+From morn till night, even where I list to sport me:
+Is love so light, sweet boy, and may it be
+That thou shouldst think it heavy unto thee?
+
+'Is thine own heart to thine own face affected?
+Can thy right hand seize love upon thy left?
+Then woo thyself, be of thyself rejected,
+Steal thine own freedom and complain on theft.
+Narcissus so himself himself forsook,
+And died to kiss his shadow in the brook.
+
+'Torches are made to light, jewels to wear,
+Dainties to taste, fresh beauty for the use,
+Herbs for their smell, and sappy plants to bear:
+Things growing to themselves are growth's abuse:
+Seeds spring from seeds and beauty breedeth beauty;
+Thou wast begot; to get it is thy duty.
+
+'Upon the earth's increase why shouldst thou feed,
+Unless the earth with thy increase be fed?
+By law of nature thou art bound to breed,
+That thine may live when thou thyself art dead;
+And so, in spite of death, thou dost survive,
+In that thy likeness still is left alive.'
+
+By this the love-sick queen began to sweat,
+For where they lay the shadow had forsook them,
+And Titan, tired in the mid-day heat,
+With burning eye did hotly overlook them;
+Wishing Adonis had his team to guide,
+So he were like him and by Venus' side.
+
+And now Adonis, with a lazy spright,
+And with a heavy, dark, disliking eye,
+His louring brows o'erwhelming his fair sight,
+Like misty vapours when they blot the sky,
+Souring his cheeks cries 'Fie, no more of love!
+The sun doth burn my face: I must remove.'
+
+'Ay me,' quoth Venus, 'young, and so unkind?
+What bare excuses makest thou to be gone!
+I'll sigh celestial breath, whose gentle wind
+Shall cool the heat of this descending sun:
+I'll make a shadow for thee of my hairs;
+If they burn too, I'll quench them with my tears.
+
+'The sun that shines from heaven shines but warm,
+And, lo, I lie between that sun and thee:
+The heat I have from thence doth little harm,
+Thine eye darts forth the fire that burneth me;
+And were I not immortal, life were done
+Between this heavenly and earthly sun.
+
+'Art thou obdurate, flinty, hard as steel,
+Nay, more than flint, for stone at rain relenteth?
+Art thou a woman's son, and canst not feel
+What 'tis to love? how want of love tormenteth?
+O, had thy mother borne so hard a mind,
+She had not brought forth thee, but died unkind.
+
+'What am I, that thou shouldst contemn me this?
+Or what great danger dwells upon my suit?
+What were thy lips the worse for one poor kiss?
+Speak, fair; but speak fair words, or else be mute:
+Give me one kiss, I'll give it thee again,
+And one for interest, if thou wilt have twain.
+
+'Fie, lifeless picture, cold and senseless stone,
+Well-painted idol, image dun and dead,
+Statue contenting but the eye alone,
+Thing like a man, but of no woman bred!
+Thou art no man, though of a man's complexion,
+For men will kiss even by their own direction.'
+
+This said, impatience chokes her pleading tongue,
+And swelling passion doth provoke a pause;
+Red cheeks and fiery eyes blaze forth he wrong;
+Being judge in love, she cannot right her cause:
+And now she weeps, and now she fain would speak,
+And now her sobs do her intendments break.
+
+Sometimes she shakes her head and then his hand,
+Now gazeth she on him, now on the ground;
+Sometimes her arms infold him like a band:
+She would, he will not in her arms be bound;
+And when from thence he struggles to be gone,
+She locks her lily fingers one in one.
+
+'Fondling,' she saith, 'since I have hemm'd thee here
+Within the circuit of this ivory pale,
+I'll be a park, and thou shalt be my deer;
+Feed where thou wilt, on mountain or in dale:
+Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
+Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
+
+Within this limit is relief enough,
+Sweet bottom-grass and high delightful plain,
+Round rising hillocks, brakes obscure and rough,
+To shelter thee from tempest and from rain
+Then be my deer, since I am such a park;
+No dog shall rouse thee, though a thousand bark.'
+
+At this Adonis smiles as in disdain,
+That in each cheek appears a pretty dimple:
+Love made those hollows, if himself were slain,
+He might be buried in a tomb so simple;
+Foreknowing well, if there he came to lie,
+Why, there Love lived and there he could not die.
+
+These lovely caves, these round enchanting pits,
+Open'd their mouths to swallow Venus' liking.
+Being mad before, how doth she now for wits?
+Struck dead at first, what needs a second striking?
+Poor queen of love, in thine own law forlorn,
+To love a cheek that smiles at thee in scorn!
+
+Now which way shall she turn? what shall she say?
+Her words are done, her woes are more increasing;
+The time is spent, her object will away,
+And from her twining arms doth urge releasing.
+'Pity,' she cries, 'some favour, some remorse!'
+Away he springs and hasteth to his horse.
+
+But, lo, from forth a copse that neighbors by,
+A breeding jennet, lusty, young and proud,
+Adonis' trampling courser doth espy,
+And forth she rushes, snorts and neighs aloud:
+The strong-neck'd steed, being tied unto a tree,
+Breaketh his rein, and to her straight goes he.
+
+Imperiously he leaps, he neighs, he bounds,
+And now his woven girths he breaks asunder;
+The bearing earth with his hard hoof he wounds,
+Whose hollow womb resounds like heaven's thunder;
+The iron bit he crusheth 'tween his teeth,
+Controlling what he was controlled with.
+
+His ears up-prick'd; his braided hanging mane
+Upon his compass'd crest now stand on end;
+His nostrils drink the air, and forth again,
+As from a furnace, vapours doth he send:
+His eye, which scornfully glisters like fire,
+Shows his hot courage and his high desire.
+
+Sometime he trots, as if he told the steps,
+With gentle majesty and modest pride;
+Anon he rears upright, curvets and leaps,
+As who should say 'Lo, thus my strength is tried,
+And this I do to captivate the eye
+Of the fair breeder that is standing by.'
+
+What recketh he his rider's angry stir,
+His flattering 'Holla,' or his 'Stand, I say'?
+What cares he now for curb or pricking spur?
+For rich caparisons or trapping gay?
+He sees his love, and nothing else he sees,
+For nothing else with his proud sight agrees.
+
+Look, when a painter would surpass the life,
+In limning out a well-proportion'd steed,
+His art with nature's workmanship at strife,
+As if the dead the living should exceed;
+So did this horse excel a common one
+In shape, in courage, colour, pace and bone.
+
+Round-hoof'd, short-jointed, fetlocks shag and long,
+Broad breast, full eye, small head and nostril wide,
+High crest, short ears, straight legs and passing strong,
+Thin mane, thick tail, broad buttock, tender hide:
+Look, what a horse should have he did not lack,
+Save a proud rider on so proud a back.
+
+Sometime he scuds far off and there he stares;
+Anon he starts at stirring of a feather;
+To bid the wind a base he now prepares,
+And whether he run or fly they know not whether;
+For through his mane and tail the high wind sings,
+Fanning the hairs, who wave like feather'd wings.
+
+He looks upon his love and neighs unto her;
+She answers him as if she knew his mind:
+Being proud, as females are, to see him woo her,
+She puts on outward strangeness, seems unkind,
+Spurns at his love and scorns the heat he feels,
+Beating his kind embracements with her heels.
+
+Then, like a melancholy malcontent,
+He veils his tail that, like a falling plume,
+Cool shadow to his melting buttock lent:
+He stamps and bites the poor flies in his fume.
+His love, perceiving how he is enraged,
+Grew kinder, and his fury was assuaged.
+
+His testy master goeth about to take him;
+When, lo, the unback'd breeder, full of fear,
+Jealous of catching, swiftly doth forsake him,
+With her the horse, and left Adonis there:
+As they were mad, unto the wood they hie them,
+Out-stripping crows that strive to over-fly them.
+
+All swoln with chafing, down Adonis sits,
+Banning his boisterous and unruly beast:
+And now the happy season once more fits,
+That love-sick Love by pleading may be blest;
+For lovers say, the heart hath treble wrong
+When it is barr'd the aidance of the tongue.
+
+An oven that is stopp'd, or river stay'd,
+Burneth more hotly, swelleth with more rage:
+So of concealed sorrow may be said;
+Free vent of words love's fire doth assuage;
+But when the heart's attorney once is mute,
+The client breaks, as desperate in his suit.
+
+He sees her coming, and begins to glow,
+Even as a dying coal revives with wind,
+And with his bonnet hides his angry brow;
+Looks on the dull earth with disturbed mind,
+Taking no notice that she is so nigh,
+For all askance he holds her in his eye.
+
+O, what a sight it was, wistly to view
+How she came stealing to the wayward boy!
+To note the fighting conflict of her hue,
+How white and red each other did destroy!
+But now her cheek was pale, and by and by
+It flash'd forth fire, as lightning from the sky.
+
+Now was she just before him as he sat,
+And like a lowly lover down she kneels;
+With one fair hand she heaveth up his hat,
+Her other tender hand his fair cheek feels:
+His tenderer cheek receives her soft hand's print,
+As apt as new-fall'n snow takes any dint.
+
+O, what a war of looks was then between them!
+Her eyes petitioners to his eyes suing;
+His eyes saw her eyes as they had not seen them;
+Her eyes woo'd still, his eyes disdain'd the wooing:
+And all this dumb play had his acts made plain
+With tears, which, chorus-like, her eyes did rain.
+
+Full gently now she takes him by the hand,
+A lily prison'd in a gaol of snow,
+Or ivory in an alabaster band;
+So white a friend engirts so white a foe:
+This beauteous combat, wilful and unwilling,
+Show'd like two silver doves that sit a-billing.
+
+Once more the engine of her thoughts began:
+'O fairest mover on this mortal round,
+Would thou wert as I am, and I a man,
+My heart all whole as thine, thy heart my wound;
+For one sweet look thy help I would assure thee,
+Though nothing but my body's bane would cure thee!
+
+'Give me my hand,' saith he, 'why dost thou feel it?'
+'Give me my heart,' saith she, 'and thou shalt have it:
+O, give it me, lest thy hard heart do steel it,
+And being steel'd, soft sighs can never grave it:
+Then love's deep groans I never shall regard,
+Because Adonis' heart hath made mine hard.'
+
+'For shame,' he cries, 'let go, and let me go;
+My day's delight is past, my horse is gone,
+And 'tis your fault I am bereft him so:
+I pray you hence, and leave me here alone;
+For all my mind, my thought, my busy care,
+Is how to get my palfrey from the mare.'
+
+Thus she replies: 'Thy palfrey, as he should,
+Welcomes the warm approach of sweet desire:
+Affection is a coal that must be cool'd;
+Else, suffer'd, it will set the heart on fire:
+The sea hath bounds, but deep desire hath none;
+Therefore no marvel though thy horse be gone.
+
+'How like a jade he stood, tied to the tree,
+Servilely master'd with a leathern rein!
+But when he saw his love, his youth's fair fee,
+He held such petty bondage in disdain;
+Throwing the base thong from his bending crest,
+Enfranchising his mouth, his back, his breast.
+
+'Who sees his true-love in her naked bed,
+Teaching the sheets a whiter hue than white,
+But, when his glutton eye so full hath fed,
+His other agents aim at like delight?
+Who is so faint, that dare not be so bold
+To touch the fire, the weather being cold?
+
+'Let me excuse thy courser, gentle boy;
+And learn of him, I heartily beseech thee,
+To take advantage on presented joy;
+Though I were dumb, yet his proceedings teach thee;
+O, learn to love; the lesson is but plain,
+And once made perfect, never lost again.'
+
+I know not love,' quoth he, 'nor will not know it,
+Unless it be a boar, and then I chase it;
+'Tis much to borrow, and I will not owe it;
+My love to love is love but to disgrace it;
+For I have heard it is a life in death,
+That laughs and weeps, and all but with a breath.
+
+'Who wears a garment shapeless and unfinish'd?
+Who plucks the bud before one leaf put forth?
+If springing things be any jot diminish'd,
+They wither in their prime, prove nothing worth:
+The colt that's back'd and burden'd being young
+Loseth his pride and never waxeth strong.
+
+'You hurt my hand with wringing; let us part,
+And leave this idle theme, this bootless chat:
+Remove your siege from my unyielding heart;
+To love's alarms it will not ope the gate:
+Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery;
+For where a heart is hard they make no battery.'
+
+'What! canst thou talk?' quoth she, 'hast thou a tongue?
+O, would thou hadst not, or I had no hearing!
+Thy mermaid's voice hath done me double wrong;
+I had my load before, now press'd with bearing:
+Melodious discord, heavenly tune harshsounding,
+Ear's deep-sweet music, and heart's deep-sore wounding.
+
+'Had I no eyes but ears, my ears would love
+That inward beauty and invisible;
+Or were I deaf, thy outward parts would move
+Each part in me that were but sensible:
+Though neither eyes nor ears, to hear nor see,
+Yet should I be in love by touching thee.
+
+'Say, that the sense of feeling were bereft me,
+And that I could not see, nor hear, nor touch,
+And nothing but the very smell were left me,
+Yet would my love to thee be still as much;
+For from the stillitory of thy face excelling
+Comes breath perfumed that breedeth love by
+smelling.
+
+'But, O, what banquet wert thou to the taste,
+Being nurse and feeder of the other four!
+Would they not wish the feast might ever last,
+And bid Suspicion double-lock the door,
+Lest Jealousy, that sour unwelcome guest,
+Should, by his stealing in, disturb the feast?'
+
+Once more the ruby-colour'd portal open'd,
+Which to his speech did honey passage yield;
+Like a red morn, that ever yet betoken'd
+Wreck to the seaman, tempest to the field,
+Sorrow to shepherds, woe unto the birds,
+Gusts and foul flaws to herdmen and to herds.
+
+This ill presage advisedly she marketh:
+Even as the wind is hush'd before it raineth,
+Or as the wolf doth grin before he barketh,
+Or as the berry breaks before it staineth,
+Or like the deadly bullet of a gun,
+His meaning struck her ere his words begun.
+
+And at his look she flatly falleth down,
+For looks kill love and love by looks reviveth;
+A smile recures the wounding of a frown;
+But blessed bankrupt, that by love so thriveth!
+The silly boy, believing she is dead,
+Claps her pale cheek, till clapping makes it red;
+
+And all amazed brake off his late intent,
+For sharply he did think to reprehend her,
+Which cunning love did wittily prevent:
+Fair fall the wit that can so well defend her!
+For on the grass she lies as she were slain,
+Till his breath breatheth life in her again.
+
+He wrings her nose, he strikes her on the cheeks,
+He bends her fingers, holds her pulses hard,
+He chafes her lips; a thousand ways he seeks
+To mend the hurt that his unkindness marr'd:
+He kisses her; and she, by her good will,
+Will never rise, so he will kiss her still.
+
+The night of sorrow now is turn'd to day:
+Her two blue windows faintly she up-heaveth,
+Like the fair sun, when in his fresh array
+He cheers the morn and all the earth relieveth;
+And as the bright sun glorifies the sky,
+So is her face illumined with her eye;
+
+Whose beams upon his hairless face are fix'd,
+As if from thence they borrow'd all their shine.
+Were never four such lamps together mix'd,
+Had not his clouded with his brow's repine;
+But hers, which through the crystal tears gave light,
+Shone like the moon in water seen by night.
+
+'O, where am I?' quoth she, 'in earth or heaven,
+Or in the ocean drench'd, or in the fire?
+What hour is this? or morn or weary even?
+Do I delight to die, or life desire?
+But now I lived, and life was death's annoy;
+But now I died, and death was lively joy.
+
+'O, thou didst kill me: kill me once again:
+Thy eyes' shrewd tutor, that hard heart of thine,
+Hath taught them scornful tricks and such disdain
+That they have murder'd this poor heart of mine;
+And these mine eyes, true leaders to their queen,
+But for thy piteous lips no more had seen.
+
+'Long may they kiss each other, for this cure!
+O, never let their crimson liveries wear!
+And as they last, their verdure still endure,
+To drive infection from the dangerous year!
+That the star-gazers, having writ on death,
+May say, the plague is banish'd by thy breath.
+
+'Pure lips, sweet seals in my soft lips imprinted,
+What bargains may I make, still to be sealing?
+To sell myself I can be well contented,
+So thou wilt buy and pay and use good dealing;
+Which purchase if thou make, for fear of slips
+Set thy seal-manual on my wax-red lips.
+
+'A thousand kisses buys my heart from me;
+And pay them at thy leisure, one by one.
+What is ten hundred touches unto thee?
+Are they not quickly told and quickly gone?
+Say, for non-payment that the debt should double,
+Is twenty hundred kisses such a trouble?
+
+'Fair queen,' quoth he, 'if any love you owe me,
+Measure my strangeness with my unripe years:
+Before I know myself, seek not to know me;
+No fisher but the ungrown fry forbears:
+The mellow plum doth fall, the green sticks fast,
+Or being early pluck'd is sour to taste.
+
+'Look, the world's comforter, with weary gait,
+His day's hot task hath ended in the west;
+The owl, night's herald, shrieks, ''Tis very late;'
+The sheep are gone to fold, birds to their nest,
+And coal-black clouds that shadow heaven's light
+Do summon us to part and bid good night.
+
+'Now let me say 'Good night,' and so say you;
+If you will say so, you shall have a kiss.'
+'Good night,' quoth she, and, ere he says 'Adieu,'
+The honey fee of parting tender'd is:
+Her arms do lend his neck a sweet embrace;
+Incorporate then they seem; face grows to face.
+
+Till, breathless, he disjoin'd, and backward drew
+The heavenly moisture, that sweet coral mouth,
+Whose precious taste her thirsty lips well knew,
+Whereon they surfeit, yet complain on drouth:
+He with her plenty press'd, she faint with dearth
+Their lips together glued, fall to the earth.
+
+Now quick desire hath caught the yielding prey,
+And glutton-like she feeds, yet never filleth;
+Her lips are conquerors, his lips obey,
+Paying what ransom the insulter willeth;
+Whose vulture thought doth pitch the price so high,
+That she will draw his lips' rich treasure dry:
+
+And having felt the sweetness of the spoil,
+With blindfold fury she begins to forage;
+Her face doth reek and smoke, her blood doth boil,
+And careless lust stirs up a desperate courage,
+Planting oblivion, beating reason back,
+Forgetting shame's pure blush and honour's wrack.
+
+Hot, faint, and weary, with her hard embracing,
+Like a wild bird being tamed with too much handling,
+Or as the fleet-foot roe that's tired with chasing,
+Or like the froward infant still'd with dandling,
+He now obeys, and now no more resisteth,
+While she takes all she can, not all she listeth.
+
+What wax so frozen but dissolves with tempering,
+And yields at last to every light impression?
+Things out of hope are compass'd oft with venturing,
+Chiefly in love, whose leave exceeds commission:
+Affection faints not like a pale-faced coward,
+But then woos best when most his choice is froward.
+
+When he did frown, O, had she then gave over,
+Such nectar from his lips she had not suck'd.
+Foul words and frowns must not repel a lover;
+What though the rose have prickles, yet 'tis pluck'd:
+Were beauty under twenty locks kept fast,
+Yet love breaks through and picks them all at last.
+
+For pity now she can no more detain him;
+The poor fool prays her that he may depart:
+She is resolved no longer to restrain him;
+Bids him farewell, and look well to her heart,
+The which, by Cupid's bow she doth protest,
+He carries thence incaged in his breast.
+
+'Sweet boy,' she says, 'this night I'll waste in sorrow,
+For my sick heart commands mine eyes to watch.
+Tell me, Love's master, shall we meet to-morrow?
+Say, shall we? shall we? wilt thou make the match?'
+He tells her, no; to-morrow he intends
+To hunt the boar with certain of his friends.
+
+'The boar!' quoth she; whereat a sudden pale,
+Like lawn being spread upon the blushing rose,
+Usurps her cheek; she trembles at his tale,
+And on his neck her yoking arms she throws:
+She sinketh down, still hanging by his neck,
+He on her belly falls, she on her back.
+
+Now is she in the very lists of love,
+Her champion mounted for the hot encounter:
+All is imaginary she doth prove,
+He will not manage her, although he mount her;
+That worse than Tantalus' is her annoy,
+To clip Elysium and to lack her joy.
+
+Even as poor birds, deceived with painted grapes,
+Do surfeit by the eye and pine the maw,
+Even so she languisheth in her mishaps,
+As those poor birds that helpless berries saw.
+The warm effects which she in him finds missing
+She seeks to kindle with continual kissing.
+
+But all in vain; good queen, it will not be:
+She hath assay'd as much as may be proved;
+Her pleading hath deserved a greater fee;
+She's Love, she loves, and yet she is not loved.
+'Fie, fie,' he says, 'you crush me; let me go;
+You have no reason to withhold me so.'
+
+'Thou hadst been gone,' quoth she, 'sweet boy, ere this,
+But that thou told'st me thou wouldst hunt the boar.
+O, be advised! thou know'st not what it is
+With javelin's point a churlish swine to gore,
+Whose tushes never sheathed he whetteth still,
+Like to a mortal butcher bent to kill.
+
+'On his bow-back he hath a battle set
+Of bristly pikes, that ever threat his foes;
+His eyes, like glow-worms, shine when he doth fret;
+His snout digs sepulchres where'er he goes;
+Being moved, he strikes whate'er is in his way,
+And whom he strikes his cruel tushes slay.
+
+'His brawny sides, with hairy bristles arm'd,
+Are better proof than thy spear's point can enter;
+His short thick neck cannot be easily harm'd;
+Being ireful, on the lion he will venture:
+The thorny brambles and embracing bushes,
+As fearful of him, part, through whom he rushes.
+
+'Alas, he nought esteems that face of thine,
+To which Love's eyes pay tributary gazes;
+Nor thy soft hands, sweet lips and crystal eyne,
+Whose full perfection all the world amazes;
+But having thee at vantage,--wondrous dread!--
+Would root these beauties as he roots the mead.
+
+'O, let him keep his loathsome cabin still;
+Beauty hath nought to do with such foul fiends:
+Come not within his danger by thy will;
+They that thrive well take counsel of their friends.
+When thou didst name the boar, not to dissemble,
+I fear'd thy fortune, and my joints did tremble.
+
+'Didst thou not mark my face? was it not white?
+Saw'st thou not signs of fear lurk in mine eye?
+Grew I not faint? and fell I not downright?
+Within my bosom, whereon thou dost lie,
+My boding heart pants, beats, and takes no rest,
+But, like an earthquake, shakes thee on my breast.
+
+'For where Love reigns, disturbing Jealousy
+Doth call himself Affection's sentinel;
+Gives false alarms, suggesteth mutiny,
+And in a peaceful hour doth cry 'Kill, kill!'
+Distempering gentle Love in his desire,
+As air and water do abate the fire.
+
+'This sour informer, this bate-breeding spy,
+This canker that eats up Love's tender spring,
+This carry-tale, dissentious Jealousy,
+That sometime true news, sometime false doth bring,
+Knocks at my heat and whispers in mine ear
+That if I love thee, I thy death should fear:
+
+'And more than so, presenteth to mine eye
+The picture of an angry-chafing boar,
+Under whose sharp fangs on his back doth lie
+An image like thyself, all stain'd with gore;
+Whose blood upon the fresh flowers being shed
+Doth make them droop with grief and hang the head.
+
+'What should I do, seeing thee so indeed,
+That tremble at the imagination?
+The thought of it doth make my faint heart bleed,
+And fear doth teach it divination:
+I prophesy thy death, my living sorrow,
+If thou encounter with the boar to-morrow.
+
+'But if thou needs wilt hunt, be ruled by me;
+Uncouple at the timorous flying hare,
+Or at the fox which lives by subtlety,
+Or at the roe which no encounter dare:
+Pursue these fearful creatures o'er the downs,
+And on thy well-breath'd horse keep with thy
+hounds.
+
+'And when thou hast on foot the purblind hare,
+Mark the poor wretch, to overshoot his troubles
+How he outruns the wind and with what care
+He cranks and crosses with a thousand doubles:
+The many musets through the which he goes
+Are like a labyrinth to amaze his foes.
+
+'Sometime he runs among a flock of sheep,
+To make the cunning hounds mistake their smell,
+And sometime where earth-delving conies keep,
+To stop the loud pursuers in their yell,
+And sometime sorteth with a herd of deer:
+Danger deviseth shifts; wit waits on fear:
+
+'For there his smell with others being mingled,
+The hot scent-snuffing hounds are driven to doubt,
+Ceasing their clamorous cry till they have singled
+With much ado the cold fault cleanly out;
+Then do they spend their mouths: Echo replies,
+As if another chase were in the skies.
+
+'By this, poor Wat, far off upon a hill,
+Stands on his hinder legs with listening ear,
+To harken if his foes pursue him still:
+Anon their loud alarums he doth hear;
+And now his grief may be compared well
+To one sore sick that hears the passing-bell.
+
+'Then shalt thou see the dew-bedabbled wretch
+Turn, and return, indenting with the way;
+Each envious brier his weary legs doth scratch,
+Each shadow makes him stop, each murmur stay:
+For misery is trodden on by many,
+And being low never relieved by any.
+
+'Lie quietly, and hear a little more;
+Nay, do not struggle, for thou shalt not rise:
+To make thee hate the hunting of the boar,
+Unlike myself thou hear'st me moralize,
+Applying this to that, and so to so;
+For love can comment upon every woe.
+
+'Where did I leave?' 'No matter where,' quoth he,
+'Leave me, and then the story aptly ends:
+The night is spent.' 'Why, what of that?' quoth she.
+'I am,' quoth he, 'expected of my friends;
+And now 'tis dark, and going I shall fall.'
+'In night,' quoth she, 'desire sees best of all
+
+'But if thou fall, O, then imagine this,
+The earth, in love with thee, thy footing trips,
+And all is but to rob thee of a kiss.
+Rich preys make true men thieves; so do thy lips
+Make modest Dian cloudy and forlorn,
+Lest she should steal a kiss and die forsworn.
+
+'Now of this dark night I perceive the reason:
+Cynthia for shame obscures her silver shine,
+Till forging Nature be condemn'd of treason,
+For stealing moulds from heaven that were divine;
+Wherein she framed thee in high heaven's despite,
+To shame the sun by day and her by night.
+
+'And therefore hath she bribed the Destinies
+To cross the curious workmanship of nature,
+To mingle beauty with infirmities,
+And pure perfection with impure defeature,
+Making it subject to the tyranny
+Of mad mischances and much misery;
+
+'As burning fevers, agues pale and faint,
+Life-poisoning pestilence and frenzies wood,
+The marrow-eating sickness, whose attaint
+Disorder breeds by heating of the blood:
+Surfeits, imposthumes, grief, and damn'd despair,
+Swear nature's death for framing thee so fair.
+
+'And not the least of all these maladies
+But in one minute's fight brings beauty under:
+Both favour, savour, hue and qualities,
+Whereat the impartial gazer late did wonder,
+Are on the sudden wasted, thaw'd and done,
+As mountain-snow melts with the midday sun.
+
+'Therefore, despite of fruitless chastity,
+Love-lacking vestals and self-loving nuns,
+That on the earth would breed a scarcity
+And barren dearth of daughters and of sons,
+Be prodigal: the lamp that burns by night
+Dries up his oil to lend the world his light.
+
+'What is thy body but a swallowing grave,
+Seeming to bury that posterity
+Which by the rights of time thou needs must have,
+If thou destroy them not in dark obscurity?
+If so, the world will hold thee in disdain,
+Sith in thy pride so fair a hope is slain.
+
+'So in thyself thyself art made away;
+A mischief worse than civil home-bred strife,
+Or theirs whose desperate hands themselves do slay,
+Or butcher-sire that reaves his son of life.
+Foul-cankering rust the hidden treasure frets,
+But gold that's put to use more gold begets.'
+
+'Nay, then,' quoth Adon, 'you will fall again
+Into your idle over-handled theme:
+The kiss I gave you is bestow'd in vain,
+And all in vain you strive against the stream;
+For, by this black-faced night, desire's foul nurse,
+Your treatise makes me like you worse and worse.
+
+'If love have lent you twenty thousand tongues,
+And every tongue more moving than your own,
+Bewitching like the wanton mermaid's songs,
+Yet from mine ear the tempting tune is blown
+For know, my heart stands armed in mine ear,
+And will not let a false sound enter there;
+
+'Lest the deceiving harmony should run
+Into the quiet closure of my breast;
+And then my little heart were quite undone,
+In his bedchamber to be barr'd of rest.
+No, lady, no; my heart longs not to groan,
+But soundly sleeps, while now it sleeps alone.
+
+'What have you urged that I cannot reprove?
+The path is smooth that leadeth on to danger:
+I hate not love, but your device in love,
+That lends embracements unto every stranger.
+You do it for increase: O strange excuse,
+When reason is the bawd to lust's abuse!
+
+'Call it not love, for Love to heaven is fled,
+Since sweating Lust on earth usurp'd his name;
+Under whose simple semblance he hath fed
+Upon fresh beauty, blotting it with blame;
+Which the hot tyrant stains and soon bereaves,
+As caterpillars do the tender leaves.
+
+'Love comforteth like sunshine after rain,
+But Lust's effect is tempest after sun;
+Love's gentle spring doth always fresh remain,
+Lust's winter comes ere summer half be done;
+Love surfeits not, Lust like a glutton dies;
+Love is all truth, Lust full of forged lies.
+
+'More I could tell, but more I dare not say;
+The text is old, the orator too green.
+Therefore, in sadness, now I will away;
+My face is full of shame, my heart of teen:
+Mine ears, that to your wanton talk attended,
+Do burn themselves for having so offended.'
+
+With this, he breaketh from the sweet embrace,
+Of those fair arms which bound him to her breast,
+And homeward through the dark laund runs apace;
+Leaves Love upon her back deeply distress'd.
+Look, how a bright star shooteth from the sky,
+So glides he in the night from Venus' eye.
+
+Which after him she darts, as one on shore
+Gazing upon a late-embarked friend,
+Till the wild waves will have him seen no more,
+Whose ridges with the meeting clouds contend:
+So did the merciless and pitchy night
+Fold in the object that did feed her sight.
+
+Whereat amazed, as one that unaware
+Hath dropp'd a precious jewel in the flood,
+Or stonish'd as night-wanderers often are,
+Their light blown out in some mistrustful wood,
+Even so confounded in the dark she lay,
+Having lost the fair discovery of her way.
+
+And now she beats her heart, whereat it groans,
+That all the neighbour caves, as seeming troubled,
+Make verbal repetition of her moans;
+Passion on passion deeply is redoubled:
+'Ay me!' she cries, and twenty times 'Woe, woe!'
+And twenty echoes twenty times cry so.
+
+She marking them begins a wailing note
+And sings extemporally a woeful ditty;
+How love makes young men thrall and old men dote;
+How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty:
+Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe,
+And still the choir of echoes answer so.
+
+Her song was tedious and outwore the night,
+For lovers' hours are long, though seeming short:
+If pleased themselves, others, they think, delight
+In such-like circumstance, with suchlike sport:
+Their copious stories oftentimes begun
+End without audience and are never done.
+
+For who hath she to spend the night withal
+But idle sounds resembling parasites,
+Like shrill-tongued tapsters answering every call,
+Soothing the humour of fantastic wits?
+She says ''Tis so:' they answer all ''Tis so;'
+And would say after her, if she said 'No.'
+
+Lo, here the gentle lark, weary of rest,
+From his moist cabinet mounts up on high,
+And wakes the morning, from whose silver breast
+The sun ariseth in his majesty;
+Who doth the world so gloriously behold
+That cedar-tops and hills seem burnish'd gold.
+
+Venus salutes him with this fair good-morrow:
+'O thou clear god, and patron of all light,
+From whom each lamp and shining star doth borrow
+The beauteous influence that makes him bright,
+There lives a son that suck'd an earthly mother,
+May lend thee light, as thou dost lend to other.'
+
+This said, she hasteth to a myrtle grove,
+Musing the morning is so much o'erworn,
+And yet she hears no tidings of her love:
+She hearkens for his hounds and for his horn:
+Anon she hears them chant it lustily,
+And all in haste she coasteth to the cry.
+
+And as she runs, the bushes in the way
+Some catch her by the neck, some kiss her face,
+Some twine about her thigh to make her stay:
+She wildly breaketh from their strict embrace,
+Like a milch doe, whose swelling dugs do ache,
+Hasting to feed her fawn hid in some brake.
+
+By this, she hears the hounds are at a bay;
+Whereat she starts, like one that spies an adder
+Wreathed up in fatal folds just in his way,
+The fear whereof doth make him shake and shudder;
+Even so the timorous yelping of the hounds
+Appals her senses and her spirit confounds.
+
+For now she knows it is no gentle chase,
+But the blunt boar, rough bear, or lion proud,
+Because the cry remaineth in one place,
+Where fearfully the dogs exclaim aloud:
+Finding their enemy to be so curst,
+They all strain courtesy who shall cope him first.
+
+This dismal cry rings sadly in her ear,
+Through which it enters to surprise her heart;
+Who, overcome by doubt and bloodless fear,
+With cold-pale weakness numbs each feeling part:
+Like soldiers, when their captain once doth yield,
+They basely fly and dare not stay the field.
+
+Thus stands she in a trembling ecstasy;
+Till, cheering up her senses all dismay'd,
+She tells them 'tis a causeless fantasy,
+And childish error, that they are afraid;
+Bids them leave quaking, bids them fear no more:--
+And with that word she spied the hunted boar,
+
+Whose frothy mouth, bepainted all with red,
+Like milk and blood being mingled both together,
+A second fear through all her sinews spread,
+Which madly hurries her she knows not whither:
+This way runs, and now she will no further,
+But back retires to rate the boar for murther.
+
+A thousand spleens bear her a thousand ways;
+She treads the path that she untreads again;
+Her more than haste is mated with delays,
+Like the proceedings of a drunken brain,
+Full of respects, yet nought at all respecting;
+In hand with all things, nought at all effecting.
+
+Here kennell'd in a brake she finds a hound,
+And asks the weary caitiff for his master,
+And there another licking of his wound,
+'Gainst venom'd sores the only sovereign plaster;
+And here she meets another sadly scowling,
+To whom she speaks, and he replies with howling.
+
+When he hath ceased his ill-resounding noise,
+Another flap-mouth'd mourner, black and grim,
+Against the welkin volleys out his voice;
+Another and another answer him,
+Clapping their proud tails to the ground below,
+Shaking their scratch'd ears, bleeding as they go.
+
+Look, how the world's poor people are amazed
+At apparitions, signs and prodigies,
+Whereon with fearful eyes they long have gazed,
+Infusing them with dreadful prophecies;
+So she at these sad signs draws up her breath
+And sighing it again, exclaims on Death.
+
+'Hard-favour'd tyrant, ugly, meagre, lean,
+Hateful divorce of love,'--thus chides she Death,--
+'Grim-grinning ghost, earth's worm, what dost thou mean
+To stifle beauty and to steal his breath,
+Who when he lived, his breath and beauty set
+Gloss on the rose, smell to the violet?
+
+'If he be dead,--O no, it cannot be,
+Seeing his beauty, thou shouldst strike at it:--
+O yes, it may; thou hast no eyes to see,
+But hatefully at random dost thou hit.
+Thy mark is feeble age, but thy false dart
+Mistakes that aim and cleaves an infant's heart.
+
+'Hadst thou but bid beware, then he had spoke,
+And, hearing him, thy power had lost his power.
+The Destinies will curse thee for this stroke;
+They bid thee crop a weed, thou pluck'st a flower:
+Love's golden arrow at him should have fled,
+And not Death's ebon dart, to strike dead.
+
+'Dost thou drink tears, that thou provokest such weeping?
+What may a heavy groan advantage thee?
+Why hast thou cast into eternal sleeping
+Those eyes that taught all other eyes to see?
+Now Nature cares not for thy mortal vigour,
+Since her best work is ruin'd with thy rigour.'
+
+Here overcome, as one full of despair,
+She vail'd her eyelids, who, like sluices, stopt
+The crystal tide that from her two cheeks fair
+In the sweet channel of her bosom dropt;
+But through the flood-gates breaks the silver rain,
+And with his strong course opens them again.
+
+O, how her eyes and tears did lend and borrow!
+Her eyes seen in the tears, tears in her eye;
+Both crystals, where they view'd each other's sorrow,
+Sorrow that friendly sighs sought still to dry;
+But like a stormy day, now wind, now rain,
+Sighs dry her cheeks, tears make them wet again.
+
+Variable passions throng her constant woe,
+As striving who should best become her grief;
+All entertain'd, each passion labours so,
+That every present sorrow seemeth chief,
+But none is best: then join they all together,
+Like many clouds consulting for foul weather.
+
+By this, far off she hears some huntsman hollo;
+A nurse's song ne'er pleased her babe so well:
+The dire imagination she did follow
+This sound of hope doth labour to expel;
+For now reviving joy bids her rejoice,
+And flatters her it is Adonis' voice.
+
+Whereat her tears began to turn their tide,
+Being prison'd in her eye like pearls in glass;
+Yet sometimes falls an orient drop beside,
+Which her cheek melts, as scorning it should pass,
+To wash the foul face of the sluttish ground,
+Who is but drunken when she seemeth drown'd.
+
+O hard-believing love, how strange it seems
+Not to believe, and yet too credulous!
+Thy weal and woe are both of them extremes;
+Despair and hope makes thee ridiculous:
+The one doth flatter thee in thoughts unlikely,
+In likely thoughts the other kills thee quickly.
+
+Now she unweaves the web that she hath wrought;
+Adonis lives, and Death is not to blame;
+It was not she that call'd him, all-to naught:
+Now she adds honours to his hateful name;
+She clepes him king of graves and grave for kings,
+Imperious supreme of all mortal things.
+
+'No, no,' quoth she, 'sweet Death, I did but jest;
+Yet pardon me I felt a kind of fear
+When as I met the boar, that bloody beast,
+Which knows no pity, but is still severe;
+Then, gentle shadow,--truth I must confess,--
+I rail'd on thee, fearing my love's decease.
+
+''Tis not my fault: the boar provoked my tongue;
+Be wreak'd on him, invisible commander;
+'Tis he, foul creature, that hath done thee wrong;
+I did but act, he's author of thy slander:
+Grief hath two tongues, and never woman yet
+Could rule them both without ten women's wit.'
+
+Thus hoping that Adonis is alive,
+Her rash suspect she doth extenuate;
+And that his beauty may the better thrive,
+With Death she humbly doth insinuate;
+Tells him of trophies, statues, tombs, and stories
+His victories, his triumphs and his glories.
+
+'O Jove,' quoth she, 'how much a fool was I
+To be of such a weak and silly mind
+To wail his death who lives and must not die
+Till mutual overthrow of mortal kind!
+For he being dead, with him is beauty slain,
+And, beauty dead, black chaos comes again.
+
+'Fie, fie, fond love, thou art so full of fear
+As one with treasure laden, hemm'd thieves;
+Trifles, unwitnessed with eye or ear,
+Thy coward heart with false bethinking grieves.'
+Even at this word she hears a merry horn,
+Whereat she leaps that was but late forlorn.
+
+As falcon to the lure, away she flies;
+The grass stoops not, she treads on it so light;
+And in her haste unfortunately spies
+The foul boar's conquest on her fair delight;
+Which seen, her eyes, as murder'd with the view,
+Like stars ashamed of day, themselves withdrew;
+
+Or, as the snail, whose tender horns being hit,
+Shrinks backward in his shelly cave with pain,
+And there, all smother'd up, in shade doth sit,
+Long after fearing to creep forth again;
+So, at his bloody view, her eyes are fled
+Into the deep dark cabins of her head:
+
+Where they resign their office and their light
+To the disposing of her troubled brain;
+Who bids them still consort with ugly night,
+And never wound the heart with looks again;
+Who like a king perplexed in his throne,
+By their suggestion gives a deadly groan,
+
+Whereat each tributary subject quakes;
+As when the wind, imprison'd in the ground,
+Struggling for passage, earth's foundation shakes,
+Which with cold terror doth men's minds confound.
+This mutiny each part doth so surprise
+That from their dark beds once more leap her eyes;
+
+And, being open'd, threw unwilling light
+Upon the wide wound that the boar had trench'd
+In his soft flank; whose wonted lily white
+With purple tears, that his wound wept, was drench'd:
+No flower was nigh, no grass, herb, leaf, or weed,
+But stole his blood and seem'd with him to bleed.
+
+This solemn sympathy poor Venus noteth;
+Over one shoulder doth she hang her head;
+Dumbly she passions, franticly she doteth;
+She thinks he could not die, he is not dead:
+Her voice is stopt, her joints forget to bow;
+Her eyes are mad that they have wept til now.
+
+Upon his hurt she looks so steadfastly,
+That her sight dazzling makes the wound seem three;
+And then she reprehends her mangling eye,
+That makes more gashes where no breach should be:
+His face seems twain, each several limb is doubled;
+For oft the eye mistakes, the brain being troubled.
+
+'My tongue cannot express my grief for one,
+And yet,' quoth she, 'behold two Adons dead!
+My sighs are blown away, my salt tears gone,
+Mine eyes are turn'd to fire, my heart to lead:
+Heavy heart's lead, melt at mine eyes' red fire!
+So shall I die by drops of hot desire.
+
+'Alas, poor world, what treasure hast thou lost!
+What face remains alive that's worth the viewing?
+Whose tongue is music now? what canst thou boast
+Of things long since, or any thing ensuing?
+The flowers are sweet, their colours fresh and trim;
+But true-sweet beauty lived and died with him.
+
+'Bonnet nor veil henceforth no creature wear!
+Nor sun nor wind will ever strive to kiss you:
+Having no fair to lose, you need not fear;
+The sun doth scorn you and the wind doth hiss you:
+But when Adonis lived, sun and sharp air
+Lurk'd like two thieves, to rob him of his fair:
+
+'And therefore would he put his bonnet on,
+Under whose brim the gaudy sun would peep;
+The wind would blow it off and, being gone,
+Play with his locks: then would Adonis weep;
+And straight, in pity of his tender years,
+They both would strive who first should dry his tears.
+
+'To see his face the lion walk'd along
+Behind some hedge, because he would not fear him;
+To recreate himself when he hath sung,
+The tiger would be tame and gently hear him;
+If he had spoke, the wolf would leave his prey
+And never fright the silly lamb that day.
+
+'When he beheld his shadow in the brook,
+The fishes spread on it their golden gills;
+When he was by, the birds such pleasure took,
+That some would sing, some other in their bills
+Would bring him mulberries and ripe-red cherries;
+He fed them with his sight, they him with berries.
+
+'But this foul, grim, and urchin-snouted boar,
+Whose downward eye still looketh for a grave,
+Ne'er saw the beauteous livery that he wore;
+Witness the entertainment that he gave:
+If he did see his face, why then I know
+He thought to kiss him, and hath kill'd him so.
+
+''Tis true, 'tis true; thus was Adonis slain:
+He ran upon the boar with his sharp spear,
+Who did not whet his teeth at him again,
+But by a kiss thought to persuade him there;
+And nuzzling in his flank, the loving swine
+Sheathed unaware the tusk in his soft groin.
+
+'Had I been tooth'd like him, I must confess,
+With kissing him I should have kill'd him first;
+But he is dead, and never did he bless
+My youth with his; the more am I accurst.'
+With this, she falleth in the place she stood,
+And stains her face with his congealed blood.
+
+She looks upon his lips, and they are pale;
+She takes him by the hand, and that is cold;
+She whispers in his ears a heavy tale,
+As if they heard the woeful words she told;
+She lifts the coffer-lids that close his eyes,
+Where, lo, two lamps, burnt out, in darkness lies;
+
+Two glasses, where herself herself beheld
+A thousand times, and now no more reflect;
+Their virtue lost, wherein they late excell'd,
+And every beauty robb'd of his effect:
+'Wonder of time,' quoth she, 'this is my spite,
+That, thou being dead, the day should yet be light.
+
+'Since thou art dead, lo, here I prophesy:
+Sorrow on love hereafter shall attend:
+It shall be waited on with jealousy,
+Find sweet beginning, but unsavoury end,
+Ne'er settled equally, but high or low,
+That all love's pleasure shall not match his woe.
+
+'It shall be fickle, false and full of fraud,
+Bud and be blasted in a breathing-while;
+The bottom poison, and the top o'erstraw'd
+With sweets that shall the truest sight beguile:
+The strongest body shall it make most weak,
+Strike the wise dumb and teach the fool to speak.
+
+'It shall be sparing and too full of riot,
+Teaching decrepit age to tread the measures;
+The staring ruffian shall it keep in quiet,
+Pluck down the rich, enrich the poor with treasures;
+It shall be raging-mad and silly-mild,
+Make the young old, the old become a child.
+
+'It shall suspect where is no cause of fear;
+It shall not fear where it should most mistrust;
+It shall be merciful and too severe,
+And most deceiving when it seems most just;
+Perverse it shall be where it shows most toward,
+Put fear to valour, courage to the coward.
+
+'It shall be cause of war and dire events,
+And set dissension 'twixt the son and sire;
+Subject and servile to all discontents,
+As dry combustious matter is to fire:
+Sith in his prime Death doth my love destroy,
+They that love best their loves shall not enjoy.'
+
+By this, the boy that by her side lay kill'd
+Was melted like a vapour from her sight,
+And in his blood that on the ground lay spill'd,
+A purple flower sprung up, chequer'd with white,
+Resembling well his pale cheeks and the blood
+Which in round drops upon their whiteness stood.
+
+She bows her head, the new-sprung flower to smell,
+Comparing it to her Adonis' breath,
+And says, within her bosom it shall dwell,
+Since he himself is reft from her by death:
+She crops the stalk, and in the breach appears
+Green dropping sap, which she compares to tears.
+
+'Poor flower,' quoth she, 'this was thy fathers guise--
+Sweet issue of a more sweet-smelling sire--
+For every little grief to wet his eyes:
+To grow unto himself was his desire,
+And so 'tis thine; but know, it is as good
+To wither in my breast as in his blood.
+
+'Here was thy father's bed, here in my breast;
+Thou art the next of blood, and 'tis thy right:
+Lo, in this hollow cradle take thy rest,
+My throbbing heart shall rock thee day and night:
+There shall not be one minute in an hour
+Wherein I will not kiss my sweet love's flower.'
+
+Thus weary of the world, away she hies,
+And yokes her silver doves; by whose swift aid
+Their mistress mounted through the empty skies
+In her light chariot quickly is convey'd;
+Holding their course to Paphos, where their queen
+Means to immure herself and not be seen.
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+
+MARK ANTONY |
+ |
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR | triumvirs.
+ |
+M. AEMILIUS |
+LEPIDUS (LEPIDUS:) |
+
+
+SEXTUS POMPEIUS (POMPEY:)
+
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS |
+ |
+VENTIDIUS |
+ |
+EROS |
+ |
+SCARUS | friends to Antony.
+ |
+DERCETAS |
+ |
+DEMETRIUS |
+ |
+PHILO |
+
+
+MECAENAS |
+ |
+AGRIPPA |
+ |
+DOLABELLA |
+ |
+PROCULEIUS | friends to Caesar.
+ |
+THYREUS |
+ |
+GALLUS |
+ |
+MENAS |
+
+
+MENECRATES |
+ | friends to Pompey.
+VARRIUS |
+
+
+TAURUS lieutenant-general to Caesar.
+
+CANIDIUS lieutenant-general to Antony.
+
+SILIUS an officer in Ventidius's army.
+
+EUPHRONIUS an ambassador from Antony to Caesar.
+
+
+ALEXAS |
+ |
+MARDIAN a Eunuch. |
+ | attendants on Cleopatra.
+SELEUCUS |
+ |
+DIOMEDES |
+
+
+ A Soothsayer. (Soothsayer:)
+
+ A Clown. (Clown:)
+
+CLEOPATRA queen of Egypt.
+
+OCTAVIA sister to Caesar and wife to Antony.
+
+
+CHARMIAN |
+ | attendants on Cleopatra.
+IRAS |
+
+
+ Officers, Soldiers, Messengers, and other Attendants.
+ (First Officer:)
+ (Second Officer:)
+ (Third Officer:)
+ (Messenger:)
+ (Second Messenger:)
+ (First Servant:)
+ (Second Servant:)
+ (Egyptian:)
+ (Guard:)
+ (First Guard:)
+ (Second Guard:)
+ (Attendant:)
+ (First Attendant:)
+ (Second Attendant:)
+
+
+
+SCENE In several parts of the Roman empire.
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Alexandria. A room in CLEOPATRA's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter DEMETRIUS and PHILO]
+
+PHILO Nay, but this dotage of our general's
+ O'erflows the measure: those his goodly eyes,
+ That o'er the files and musters of the war
+ Have glow'd like plated Mars, now bend, now turn,
+ The office and devotion of their view
+ Upon a tawny front: his captain's heart,
+ Which in the scuffles of great fights hath burst
+ The buckles on his breast, reneges all temper,
+ And is become the bellows and the fan
+ To cool a gipsy's lust.
+
+ [Flourish. Enter ANTONY, CLEOPATRA, her Ladies,
+ the Train, with Eunuchs fanning her]
+
+ Look, where they come:
+ Take but good note, and you shall see in him.
+ The triple pillar of the world transform'd
+ Into a strumpet's fool: behold and see.
+
+CLEOPATRA If it be love indeed, tell me how much.
+
+MARK ANTONY There's beggary in the love that can be reckon'd.
+
+CLEOPATRA I'll set a bourn how far to be beloved.
+
+MARK ANTONY Then must thou needs find out new heaven, new earth.
+
+ [Enter an Attendant]
+
+Attendant News, my good lord, from Rome.
+
+MARK ANTONY Grates me: the sum.
+
+CLEOPATRA Nay, hear them, Antony:
+ Fulvia perchance is angry; or, who knows
+ If the scarce-bearded Caesar have not sent
+ His powerful mandate to you, 'Do this, or this;
+ Take in that kingdom, and enfranchise that;
+ Perform 't, or else we damn thee.'
+
+MARK ANTONY How, my love!
+
+CLEOPATRA Perchance! nay, and most like:
+ You must not stay here longer, your dismission
+ Is come from Caesar; therefore hear it, Antony.
+ Where's Fulvia's process? Caesar's I would say? both?
+ Call in the messengers. As I am Egypt's queen,
+ Thou blushest, Antony; and that blood of thine
+ Is Caesar's homager: else so thy cheek pays shame
+ When shrill-tongued Fulvia scolds. The messengers!
+
+MARK ANTONY Let Rome in Tiber melt, and the wide arch
+ Of the ranged empire fall! Here is my space.
+ Kingdoms are clay: our dungy earth alike
+ Feeds beast as man: the nobleness of life
+ Is to do thus; when such a mutual pair
+
+ [Embracing]
+
+ And such a twain can do't, in which I bind,
+ On pain of punishment, the world to weet
+ We stand up peerless.
+
+CLEOPATRA Excellent falsehood!
+ Why did he marry Fulvia, and not love her?
+ I'll seem the fool I am not; Antony
+ Will be himself.
+
+MARK ANTONY But stirr'd by Cleopatra.
+ Now, for the love of Love and her soft hours,
+ Let's not confound the time with conference harsh:
+ There's not a minute of our lives should stretch
+ Without some pleasure now. What sport tonight?
+
+CLEOPATRA Hear the ambassadors.
+
+MARK ANTONY Fie, wrangling queen!
+ Whom every thing becomes, to chide, to laugh,
+ To weep; whose every passion fully strives
+ To make itself, in thee, fair and admired!
+ No messenger, but thine; and all alone
+ To-night we'll wander through the streets and note
+ The qualities of people. Come, my queen;
+ Last night you did desire it: speak not to us.
+
+ [Exeunt MARK ANTONY and CLEOPATRA with
+ their train]
+
+DEMETRIUS Is Caesar with Antonius prized so slight?
+
+PHILO Sir, sometimes, when he is not Antony,
+ He comes too short of that great property
+ Which still should go with Antony.
+
+DEMETRIUS I am full sorry
+ That he approves the common liar, who
+ Thus speaks of him at Rome: but I will hope
+ Of better deeds to-morrow. Rest you happy!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. Another room.
+
+
+ [Enter CHARMIAN, IRAS, ALEXAS, and a Soothsayer]
+
+CHARMIAN Lord Alexas, sweet Alexas, most any thing Alexas,
+ almost most absolute Alexas, where's the soothsayer
+ that you praised so to the queen? O, that I knew
+ this husband, which, you say, must charge his horns
+ with garlands!
+
+ALEXAS Soothsayer!
+
+Soothsayer Your will?
+
+CHARMIAN Is this the man? Is't you, sir, that know things?
+
+Soothsayer In nature's infinite book of secrecy
+ A little I can read.
+
+ALEXAS Show him your hand.
+
+ [Enter DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Bring in the banquet quickly; wine enough
+ Cleopatra's health to drink.
+
+CHARMIAN Good sir, give me good fortune.
+
+Soothsayer I make not, but foresee.
+
+CHARMIAN Pray, then, foresee me one.
+
+Soothsayer You shall be yet far fairer than you are.
+
+CHARMIAN He means in flesh.
+
+IRAS No, you shall paint when you are old.
+
+CHARMIAN Wrinkles forbid!
+
+ALEXAS Vex not his prescience; be attentive.
+
+CHARMIAN Hush!
+
+Soothsayer You shall be more beloving than beloved.
+
+CHARMIAN I had rather heat my liver with drinking.
+
+ALEXAS Nay, hear him.
+
+CHARMIAN Good now, some excellent fortune! Let me be married
+ to three kings in a forenoon, and widow them all:
+ let me have a child at fifty, to whom Herod of Jewry
+ may do homage: find me to marry me with Octavius
+ Caesar, and companion me with my mistress.
+
+Soothsayer You shall outlive the lady whom you serve.
+
+CHARMIAN O excellent! I love long life better than figs.
+
+Soothsayer You have seen and proved a fairer former fortune
+ Than that which is to approach.
+
+CHARMIAN Then belike my children shall have no names:
+ prithee, how many boys and wenches must I have?
+
+Soothsayer If every of your wishes had a womb.
+ And fertile every wish, a million.
+
+CHARMIAN Out, fool! I forgive thee for a witch.
+
+ALEXAS You think none but your sheets are privy to your wishes.
+
+CHARMIAN Nay, come, tell Iras hers.
+
+ALEXAS We'll know all our fortunes.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Mine, and most of our fortunes, to-night, shall
+ be--drunk to bed.
+
+IRAS There's a palm presages chastity, if nothing else.
+
+CHARMIAN E'en as the o'erflowing Nilus presageth famine.
+
+IRAS Go, you wild bedfellow, you cannot soothsay.
+
+CHARMIAN Nay, if an oily palm be not a fruitful
+ prognostication, I cannot scratch mine ear. Prithee,
+ tell her but a worky-day fortune.
+
+Soothsayer Your fortunes are alike.
+
+IRAS But how, but how? give me particulars.
+
+Soothsayer I have said.
+
+IRAS Am I not an inch of fortune better than she?
+
+CHARMIAN Well, if you were but an inch of fortune better than
+ I, where would you choose it?
+
+IRAS Not in my husband's nose.
+
+CHARMIAN Our worser thoughts heavens mend! Alexas,--come,
+ his fortune, his fortune! O, let him marry a woman
+ that cannot go, sweet Isis, I beseech thee! and let
+ her die too, and give him a worse! and let worst
+ follow worse, till the worst of all follow him
+ laughing to his grave, fifty-fold a cuckold! Good
+ Isis, hear me this prayer, though thou deny me a
+ matter of more weight; good Isis, I beseech thee!
+
+IRAS Amen. Dear goddess, hear that prayer of the people!
+ for, as it is a heartbreaking to see a handsome man
+ loose-wived, so it is a deadly sorrow to behold a
+ foul knave uncuckolded: therefore, dear Isis, keep
+ decorum, and fortune him accordingly!
+
+CHARMIAN Amen.
+
+ALEXAS Lo, now, if it lay in their hands to make me a
+ cuckold, they would make themselves whores, but
+ they'ld do't!
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Hush! here comes Antony.
+
+CHARMIAN Not he; the queen.
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA]
+
+CLEOPATRA Saw you my lord?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS No, lady.
+
+CLEOPATRA Was he not here?
+
+CHARMIAN No, madam.
+
+CLEOPATRA He was disposed to mirth; but on the sudden
+ A Roman thought hath struck him. Enobarbus!
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Madam?
+
+CLEOPATRA Seek him, and bring him hither.
+ Where's Alexas?
+
+ALEXAS Here, at your service. My lord approaches.
+
+CLEOPATRA We will not look upon him: go with us.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY with a Messenger and Attendants]
+
+Messenger Fulvia thy wife first came into the field.
+
+MARK ANTONY Against my brother Lucius?
+
+Messenger Ay:
+ But soon that war had end, and the time's state
+ Made friends of them, joining their force 'gainst Caesar;
+ Whose better issue in the war, from Italy,
+ Upon the first encounter, drave them.
+
+MARK ANTONY Well, what worst?
+
+Messenger The nature of bad news infects the teller.
+
+MARK ANTONY When it concerns the fool or coward. On:
+ Things that are past are done with me. 'Tis thus:
+ Who tells me true, though in his tale lie death,
+ I hear him as he flatter'd.
+
+Messenger Labienus--
+ This is stiff news--hath, with his Parthian force,
+ Extended Asia from Euphrates;
+ His conquering banner shook from Syria
+ To Lydia and to Ionia; Whilst--
+
+MARK ANTONY Antony, thou wouldst say,--
+
+Messenger O, my lord!
+
+MARK ANTONY Speak to me home, mince not the general tongue:
+ Name Cleopatra as she is call'd in Rome;
+ Rail thou in Fulvia's phrase; and taunt my faults
+ With such full licence as both truth and malice
+ Have power to utter. O, then we bring forth weeds,
+ When our quick minds lie still; and our ills told us
+ Is as our earing. Fare thee well awhile.
+
+Messenger At your noble pleasure.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MARK ANTONY From Sicyon, ho, the news! Speak there!
+
+First Attendant The man from Sicyon,--is there such an one?
+
+Second Attendant He stays upon your will.
+
+MARK ANTONY Let him appear.
+ These strong Egyptian fetters I must break,
+ Or lose myself in dotage.
+
+ [Enter another Messenger]
+
+ What are you?
+
+Second Messenger Fulvia thy wife is dead.
+
+MARK ANTONY Where died she?
+
+Second Messenger In Sicyon:
+ Her length of sickness, with what else more serious
+ Importeth thee to know, this bears.
+
+ [Gives a letter]
+
+MARK ANTONY Forbear me.
+
+ [Exit Second Messenger]
+
+ There's a great spirit gone! Thus did I desire it:
+ What our contempt doth often hurl from us,
+ We wish it ours again; the present pleasure,
+ By revolution lowering, does become
+ The opposite of itself: she's good, being gone;
+ The hand could pluck her back that shoved her on.
+ I must from this enchanting queen break off:
+ Ten thousand harms, more than the ills I know,
+ My idleness doth hatch. How now! Enobarbus!
+
+ [Re-enter DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS What's your pleasure, sir?
+
+MARK ANTONY I must with haste from hence.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Why, then, we kill all our women:
+ we see how mortal an unkindness is to them;
+ if they suffer our departure, death's the word.
+
+MARK ANTONY I must be gone.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Under a compelling occasion, let women die; it were
+ pity to cast them away for nothing; though, between
+ them and a great cause, they should be esteemed
+ nothing. Cleopatra, catching but the least noise of
+ this, dies instantly; I have seen her die twenty
+ times upon far poorer moment: I do think there is
+ mettle in death, which commits some loving act upon
+ her, she hath such a celerity in dying.
+
+MARK ANTONY She is cunning past man's thought.
+
+ [Exit ALEXAS]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Alack, sir, no; her passions are made of nothing but
+ the finest part of pure love: we cannot call her
+ winds and waters sighs and tears; they are greater
+ storms and tempests than almanacs can report: this
+ cannot be cunning in her; if it be, she makes a
+ shower of rain as well as Jove.
+
+MARK ANTONY Would I had never seen her.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS O, sir, you had then left unseen a wonderful piece
+ of work; which not to have been blest withal would
+ have discredited your travel.
+
+MARK ANTONY Fulvia is dead.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Sir?
+
+MARK ANTONY Fulvia is dead.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Fulvia!
+
+MARK ANTONY Dead.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Why, sir, give the gods a thankful sacrifice. When
+ it pleaseth their deities to take the wife of a man
+ from him, it shows to man the tailors of the earth;
+ comforting therein, that when old robes are worn
+ out, there are members to make new. If there were
+ no more women but Fulvia, then had you indeed a cut,
+ and the case to be lamented: this grief is crowned
+ with consolation; your old smock brings forth a new
+ petticoat: and indeed the tears live in an onion
+ that should water this sorrow.
+
+MARK ANTONY The business she hath broached in the state
+ Cannot endure my absence.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS And the business you have broached here cannot be
+ without you; especially that of Cleopatra's, which
+ wholly depends on your abode.
+
+MARK ANTONY No more light answers. Let our officers
+ Have notice what we purpose. I shall break
+ The cause of our expedience to the queen,
+ And get her leave to part. For not alone
+ The death of Fulvia, with more urgent touches,
+ Do strongly speak to us; but the letters too
+ Of many our contriving friends in Rome
+ Petition us at home: Sextus Pompeius
+ Hath given the dare to Caesar, and commands
+ The empire of the sea: our slippery people,
+ Whose love is never link'd to the deserver
+ Till his deserts are past, begin to throw
+ Pompey the Great and all his dignities
+ Upon his son; who, high in name and power,
+ Higher than both in blood and life, stands up
+ For the main soldier: whose quality, going on,
+ The sides o' the world may danger: much is breeding,
+ Which, like the courser's hair, hath yet but life,
+ And not a serpent's poison. Say, our pleasure,
+ To such whose place is under us, requires
+ Our quick remove from hence.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS I shall do't.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. Another room.
+
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, and ALEXAS]
+
+CLEOPATRA Where is he?
+
+CHARMIAN I did not see him since.
+
+CLEOPATRA See where he is, who's with him, what he does:
+ I did not send you: if you find him sad,
+ Say I am dancing; if in mirth, report
+ That I am sudden sick: quick, and return.
+
+ [Exit ALEXAS]
+
+CHARMIAN Madam, methinks, if you did love him dearly,
+ You do not hold the method to enforce
+ The like from him.
+
+CLEOPATRA What should I do, I do not?
+
+CHARMIAN In each thing give him way, cross him nothing.
+
+CLEOPATRA Thou teachest like a fool; the way to lose him.
+
+CHARMIAN Tempt him not so too far; I wish, forbear:
+ In time we hate that which we often fear.
+ But here comes Antony.
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY]
+
+CLEOPATRA I am sick and sullen.
+
+MARK ANTONY I am sorry to give breathing to my purpose,--
+
+CLEOPATRA Help me away, dear Charmian; I shall fall:
+ It cannot be thus long, the sides of nature
+ Will not sustain it.
+
+MARK ANTONY Now, my dearest queen,--
+
+CLEOPATRA Pray you, stand further from me.
+
+MARK ANTONY What's the matter?
+
+CLEOPATRA I know, by that same eye, there's some good news.
+ What says the married woman? You may go:
+ Would she had never given you leave to come!
+ Let her not say 'tis I that keep you here:
+ I have no power upon you; hers you are.
+
+MARK ANTONY The gods best know,--
+
+CLEOPATRA O, never was there queen
+ So mightily betray'd! yet at the first
+ I saw the treasons planted.
+
+MARK ANTONY Cleopatra,--
+
+CLEOPATRA Why should I think you can be mine and true,
+ Though you in swearing shake the throned gods,
+ Who have been false to Fulvia? Riotous madness,
+ To be entangled with those mouth-made vows,
+ Which break themselves in swearing!
+
+MARK ANTONY Most sweet queen,--
+
+CLEOPATRA Nay, pray you, seek no colour for your going,
+ But bid farewell, and go: when you sued staying,
+ Then was the time for words: no going then;
+ Eternity was in our lips and eyes,
+ Bliss in our brows' bent; none our parts so poor,
+ But was a race of heaven: they are so still,
+ Or thou, the greatest soldier of the world,
+ Art turn'd the greatest liar.
+
+MARK ANTONY How now, lady!
+
+CLEOPATRA I would I had thy inches; thou shouldst know
+ There were a heart in Egypt.
+
+MARK ANTONY Hear me, queen:
+ The strong necessity of time commands
+ Our services awhile; but my full heart
+ Remains in use with you. Our Italy
+ Shines o'er with civil swords: Sextus Pompeius
+ Makes his approaches to the port of Rome:
+ Equality of two domestic powers
+ Breed scrupulous faction: the hated, grown to strength,
+ Are newly grown to love: the condemn'd Pompey,
+ Rich in his father's honour, creeps apace,
+ Into the hearts of such as have not thrived
+ Upon the present state, whose numbers threaten;
+ And quietness, grown sick of rest, would purge
+ By any desperate change: my more particular,
+ And that which most with you should safe my going,
+ Is Fulvia's death.
+
+CLEOPATRA Though age from folly could not give me freedom,
+ It does from childishness: can Fulvia die?
+
+MARK ANTONY She's dead, my queen:
+ Look here, and at thy sovereign leisure read
+ The garboils she awaked; at the last, best:
+ See when and where she died.
+
+CLEOPATRA O most false love!
+ Where be the sacred vials thou shouldst fill
+ With sorrowful water? Now I see, I see,
+ In Fulvia's death, how mine received shall be.
+
+MARK ANTONY Quarrel no more, but be prepared to know
+ The purposes I bear; which are, or cease,
+ As you shall give the advice. By the fire
+ That quickens Nilus' slime, I go from hence
+ Thy soldier, servant; making peace or war
+ As thou affect'st.
+
+CLEOPATRA Cut my lace, Charmian, come;
+ But let it be: I am quickly ill, and well,
+ So Antony loves.
+
+MARK ANTONY My precious queen, forbear;
+ And give true evidence to his love, which stands
+ An honourable trial.
+
+CLEOPATRA So Fulvia told me.
+ I prithee, turn aside and weep for her,
+ Then bid adieu to me, and say the tears
+ Belong to Egypt: good now, play one scene
+ Of excellent dissembling; and let it look
+ Life perfect honour.
+
+MARK ANTONY You'll heat my blood: no more.
+
+CLEOPATRA You can do better yet; but this is meetly.
+
+MARK ANTONY Now, by my sword,--
+
+CLEOPATRA And target. Still he mends;
+ But this is not the best. Look, prithee, Charmian,
+ How this Herculean Roman does become
+ The carriage of his chafe.
+
+MARK ANTONY I'll leave you, lady.
+
+CLEOPATRA Courteous lord, one word.
+ Sir, you and I must part, but that's not it:
+ Sir, you and I have loved, but there's not it;
+ That you know well: something it is I would,
+ O, my oblivion is a very Antony,
+ And I am all forgotten.
+
+MARK ANTONY But that your royalty
+ Holds idleness your subject, I should take you
+ For idleness itself.
+
+CLEOPATRA 'Tis sweating labour
+ To bear such idleness so near the heart
+ As Cleopatra this. But, sir, forgive me;
+ Since my becomings kill me, when they do not
+ Eye well to you: your honour calls you hence;
+ Therefore be deaf to my unpitied folly.
+ And all the gods go with you! upon your sword
+ Sit laurel victory! and smooth success
+ Be strew'd before your feet!
+
+MARK ANTONY Let us go. Come;
+ Our separation so abides, and flies,
+ That thou, residing here, go'st yet with me,
+ And I, hence fleeting, here remain with thee. Away!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Rome. OCTAVIUS CAESAR's house.
+
+
+ [Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, reading a letter, LEPIDUS,
+ and their Train]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR You may see, Lepidus, and henceforth know,
+ It is not Caesar's natural vice to hate
+ Our great competitor: from Alexandria
+ This is the news: he fishes, drinks, and wastes
+ The lamps of night in revel; is not more man-like
+ Than Cleopatra; nor the queen of Ptolemy
+ More womanly than he; hardly gave audience, or
+ Vouchsafed to think he had partners: you shall find there
+ A man who is the abstract of all faults
+ That all men follow.
+
+LEPIDUS I must not think there are
+ Evils enow to darken all his goodness:
+ His faults in him seem as the spots of heaven,
+ More fiery by night's blackness; hereditary,
+ Rather than purchased; what he cannot change,
+ Than what he chooses.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR You are too indulgent. Let us grant, it is not
+ Amiss to tumble on the bed of Ptolemy;
+ To give a kingdom for a mirth; to sit
+ And keep the turn of tippling with a slave;
+ To reel the streets at noon, and stand the buffet
+ With knaves that smell of sweat: say this
+ becomes him,--
+ As his composure must be rare indeed
+ Whom these things cannot blemish,--yet must Antony
+ No way excuse his soils, when we do bear
+ So great weight in his lightness. If he fill'd
+ His vacancy with his voluptuousness,
+ Full surfeits, and the dryness of his bones,
+ Call on him for't: but to confound such time,
+ That drums him from his sport, and speaks as loud
+ As his own state and ours,--'tis to be chid
+ As we rate boys, who, being mature in knowledge,
+ Pawn their experience to their present pleasure,
+ And so rebel to judgment.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+LEPIDUS Here's more news.
+
+Messenger Thy biddings have been done; and every hour,
+ Most noble Caesar, shalt thou have report
+ How 'tis abroad. Pompey is strong at sea;
+ And it appears he is beloved of those
+ That only have fear'd Caesar: to the ports
+ The discontents repair, and men's reports
+ Give him much wrong'd.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR I should have known no less.
+ It hath been taught us from the primal state,
+ That he which is was wish'd until he were;
+ And the ebb'd man, ne'er loved till ne'er worth love,
+ Comes dear'd by being lack'd. This common body,
+ Like to a vagabond flag upon the stream,
+ Goes to and back, lackeying the varying tide,
+ To rot itself with motion.
+
+Messenger Caesar, I bring thee word,
+ Menecrates and Menas, famous pirates,
+ Make the sea serve them, which they ear and wound
+ With keels of every kind: many hot inroads
+ They make in Italy; the borders maritime
+ Lack blood to think on't, and flush youth revolt:
+ No vessel can peep forth, but 'tis as soon
+ Taken as seen; for Pompey's name strikes more
+ Than could his war resisted.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Antony,
+ Leave thy lascivious wassails. When thou once
+ Wast beaten from Modena, where thou slew'st
+ Hirtius and Pansa, consuls, at thy heel
+ Did famine follow; whom thou fought'st against,
+ Though daintily brought up, with patience more
+ Than savages could suffer: thou didst drink
+ The stale of horses, and the gilded puddle
+ Which beasts would cough at: thy palate then did deign
+ The roughest berry on the rudest hedge;
+ Yea, like the stag, when snow the pasture sheets,
+ The barks of trees thou browsed'st; on the Alps
+ It is reported thou didst eat strange flesh,
+ Which some did die to look on: and all this--
+ It wounds thine honour that I speak it now--
+ Was borne so like a soldier, that thy cheek
+ So much as lank'd not.
+
+LEPIDUS 'Tis pity of him.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Let his shames quickly
+ Drive him to Rome: 'tis time we twain
+ Did show ourselves i' the field; and to that end
+ Assemble we immediate council: Pompey
+ Thrives in our idleness.
+
+LEPIDUS To-morrow, Caesar,
+ I shall be furnish'd to inform you rightly
+ Both what by sea and land I can be able
+ To front this present time.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Till which encounter,
+ It is my business too. Farewell.
+
+LEPIDUS Farewell, my lord: what you shall know meantime
+ Of stirs abroad, I shall beseech you, sir,
+ To let me be partaker.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Doubt not, sir;
+ I knew it for my bond.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE V Alexandria. CLEOPATRA's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, and MARDIAN]
+
+CLEOPATRA Charmian!
+
+CHARMIAN Madam?
+
+CLEOPATRA Ha, ha!
+ Give me to drink mandragora.
+
+CHARMIAN Why, madam?
+
+CLEOPATRA That I might sleep out this great gap of time
+ My Antony is away.
+
+CHARMIAN You think of him too much.
+
+CLEOPATRA O, 'tis treason!
+
+CHARMIAN Madam, I trust, not so.
+
+CLEOPATRA Thou, eunuch Mardian!
+
+MARDIAN What's your highness' pleasure?
+
+CLEOPATRA Not now to hear thee sing; I take no pleasure
+ In aught an eunuch has: 'tis well for thee,
+ That, being unseminar'd, thy freer thoughts
+ May not fly forth of Egypt. Hast thou affections?
+
+MARDIAN Yes, gracious madam.
+
+CLEOPATRA Indeed!
+
+MARDIAN Not in deed, madam; for I can do nothing
+ But what indeed is honest to be done:
+ Yet have I fierce affections, and think
+ What Venus did with Mars.
+
+CLEOPATRA O Charmian,
+ Where think'st thou he is now? Stands he, or sits he?
+ Or does he walk? or is he on his horse?
+ O happy horse, to bear the weight of Antony!
+ Do bravely, horse! for wot'st thou whom thou movest?
+ The demi-Atlas of this earth, the arm
+ And burgonet of men. He's speaking now,
+ Or murmuring 'Where's my serpent of old Nile?'
+ For so he calls me: now I feed myself
+ With most delicious poison. Think on me,
+ That am with Phoebus' amorous pinches black,
+ And wrinkled deep in time? Broad-fronted Caesar,
+ When thou wast here above the ground, I was
+ A morsel for a monarch: and great Pompey
+ Would stand and make his eyes grow in my brow;
+ There would he anchor his aspect and die
+ With looking on his life.
+
+ [Enter ALEXAS, from OCTAVIUS CAESAR]
+
+ALEXAS Sovereign of Egypt, hail!
+
+CLEOPATRA How much unlike art thou Mark Antony!
+ Yet, coming from him, that great medicine hath
+ With his tinct gilded thee.
+ How goes it with my brave Mark Antony?
+
+ALEXAS Last thing he did, dear queen,
+ He kiss'd,--the last of many doubled kisses,--
+ This orient pearl. His speech sticks in my heart.
+
+CLEOPATRA Mine ear must pluck it thence.
+
+ALEXAS 'Good friend,' quoth he,
+ 'Say, the firm Roman to great Egypt sends
+ This treasure of an oyster; at whose foot,
+ To mend the petty present, I will piece
+ Her opulent throne with kingdoms; all the east,
+ Say thou, shall call her mistress.' So he nodded,
+ And soberly did mount an arm-gaunt steed,
+ Who neigh'd so high, that what I would have spoke
+ Was beastly dumb'd by him.
+
+CLEOPATRA What, was he sad or merry?
+
+ALEXAS Like to the time o' the year between the extremes
+ Of hot and cold, he was nor sad nor merry.
+
+CLEOPATRA O well-divided disposition! Note him,
+ Note him good Charmian, 'tis the man; but note him:
+ He was not sad, for he would shine on those
+ That make their looks by his; he was not merry,
+ Which seem'd to tell them his remembrance lay
+ In Egypt with his joy; but between both:
+ O heavenly mingle! Be'st thou sad or merry,
+ The violence of either thee becomes,
+ So does it no man else. Met'st thou my posts?
+
+ALEXAS Ay, madam, twenty several messengers:
+ Why do you send so thick?
+
+CLEOPATRA Who's born that day
+ When I forget to send to Antony,
+ Shall die a beggar. Ink and paper, Charmian.
+ Welcome, my good Alexas. Did I, Charmian,
+ Ever love Caesar so?
+
+CHARMIAN O that brave Caesar!
+
+CLEOPATRA Be choked with such another emphasis!
+ Say, the brave Antony.
+
+CHARMIAN The valiant Caesar!
+
+CLEOPATRA By Isis, I will give thee bloody teeth,
+ If thou with Caesar paragon again
+ My man of men.
+
+CHARMIAN By your most gracious pardon,
+ I sing but after you.
+
+CLEOPATRA My salad days,
+ When I was green in judgment: cold in blood,
+ To say as I said then! But, come, away;
+ Get me ink and paper:
+ He shall have every day a several greeting,
+ Or I'll unpeople Egypt.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Messina. POMPEY's house.
+
+
+ [Enter POMPEY, MENECRATES, and MENAS, in
+ warlike manner]
+
+POMPEY If the great gods be just, they shall assist
+ The deeds of justest men.
+
+MENECRATES Know, worthy Pompey,
+ That what they do delay, they not deny.
+
+POMPEY Whiles we are suitors to their throne, decays
+ The thing we sue for.
+
+MENECRATES We, ignorant of ourselves,
+ Beg often our own harms, which the wise powers
+ Deny us for our good; so find we profit
+ By losing of our prayers.
+
+POMPEY I shall do well:
+ The people love me, and the sea is mine;
+ My powers are crescent, and my auguring hope
+ Says it will come to the full. Mark Antony
+ In Egypt sits at dinner, and will make
+ No wars without doors: Caesar gets money where
+ He loses hearts: Lepidus flatters both,
+ Of both is flatter'd; but he neither loves,
+ Nor either cares for him.
+
+MENAS Caesar and Lepidus
+ Are in the field: a mighty strength they carry.
+
+POMPEY Where have you this? 'tis false.
+
+MENAS From Silvius, sir.
+
+POMPEY He dreams: I know they are in Rome together,
+ Looking for Antony. But all the charms of love,
+ Salt Cleopatra, soften thy waned lip!
+ Let witchcraft join with beauty, lust with both!
+ Tie up the libertine in a field of feasts,
+ Keep his brain fuming; Epicurean cooks
+ Sharpen with cloyless sauce his appetite;
+ That sleep and feeding may prorogue his honour
+ Even till a Lethe'd dulness!
+
+ [Enter VARRIUS]
+
+ How now, Varrius!
+
+VARRIUS This is most certain that I shall deliver:
+ Mark Antony is every hour in Rome
+ Expected: since he went from Egypt 'tis
+ A space for further travel.
+
+POMPEY I could have given less matter
+ A better ear. Menas, I did not think
+ This amorous surfeiter would have donn'd his helm
+ For such a petty war: his soldiership
+ Is twice the other twain: but let us rear
+ The higher our opinion, that our stirring
+ Can from the lap of Egypt's widow pluck
+ The ne'er-lust-wearied Antony.
+
+MENAS I cannot hope
+ Caesar and Antony shall well greet together:
+ His wife that's dead did trespasses to Caesar;
+ His brother warr'd upon him; although, I think,
+ Not moved by Antony.
+
+POMPEY I know not, Menas,
+ How lesser enmities may give way to greater.
+ Were't not that we stand up against them all,
+ 'Twere pregnant they should square between
+ themselves;
+ For they have entertained cause enough
+ To draw their swords: but how the fear of us
+ May cement their divisions and bind up
+ The petty difference, we yet not know.
+ Be't as our gods will have't! It only stands
+ Our lives upon to use our strongest hands.
+ Come, Menas.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Rome. The house of LEPIDUS.
+
+
+ [Enter DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS and LEPIDUS]
+
+LEPIDUS Good Enobarbus, 'tis a worthy deed,
+ And shall become you well, to entreat your captain
+ To soft and gentle speech.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS I shall entreat him
+ To answer like himself: if Caesar move him,
+ Let Antony look over Caesar's head
+ And speak as loud as Mars. By Jupiter,
+ Were I the wearer of Antonius' beard,
+ I would not shave't to-day.
+
+LEPIDUS 'Tis not a time
+ For private stomaching.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Every time
+ Serves for the matter that is then born in't.
+
+LEPIDUS But small to greater matters must give way.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Not if the small come first.
+
+LEPIDUS Your speech is passion:
+ But, pray you, stir no embers up. Here comes
+ The noble Antony.
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY and VENTIDIUS]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS And yonder, Caesar.
+
+ [Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, MECAENAS, and AGRIPPA]
+
+MARK ANTONY If we compose well here, to Parthia:
+ Hark, Ventidius.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR I do not know,
+ Mecaenas; ask Agrippa.
+
+LEPIDUS Noble friends,
+ That which combined us was most great, and let not
+ A leaner action rend us. What's amiss,
+ May it be gently heard: when we debate
+ Our trivial difference loud, we do commit
+ Murder in healing wounds: then, noble partners,
+ The rather, for I earnestly beseech,
+ Touch you the sourest points with sweetest terms,
+ Nor curstness grow to the matter.
+
+MARK ANTONY 'Tis spoken well.
+ Were we before our armies, and to fight.
+ I should do thus.
+
+ [Flourish]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Welcome to Rome.
+
+MARK ANTONY Thank you.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Sit.
+
+MARK ANTONY Sit, sir.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Nay, then.
+
+MARK ANTONY I learn, you take things ill which are not so,
+ Or being, concern you not.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR I must be laugh'd at,
+ If, or for nothing or a little, I
+ Should say myself offended, and with you
+ Chiefly i' the world; more laugh'd at, that I should
+ Once name you derogately, when to sound your name
+ It not concern'd me.
+
+MARK ANTONY My being in Egypt, Caesar,
+ What was't to you?
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR No more than my residing here at Rome
+ Might be to you in Egypt: yet, if you there
+ Did practise on my state, your being in Egypt
+ Might be my question.
+
+MARK ANTONY How intend you, practised?
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR You may be pleased to catch at mine intent
+ By what did here befal me. Your wife and brother
+ Made wars upon me; and their contestation
+ Was theme for you, you were the word of war.
+
+MARK ANTONY You do mistake your business; my brother never
+ Did urge me in his act: I did inquire it;
+ And have my learning from some true reports,
+ That drew their swords with you. Did he not rather
+ Discredit my authority with yours;
+ And make the wars alike against my stomach,
+ Having alike your cause? Of this my letters
+ Before did satisfy you. If you'll patch a quarrel,
+ As matter whole you have not to make it with,
+ It must not be with this.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR You praise yourself
+ By laying defects of judgment to me; but
+ You patch'd up your excuses.
+
+MARK ANTONY Not so, not so;
+ I know you could not lack, I am certain on't,
+ Very necessity of this thought, that I,
+ Your partner in the cause 'gainst which he fought,
+ Could not with graceful eyes attend those wars
+ Which fronted mine own peace. As for my wife,
+ I would you had her spirit in such another:
+ The third o' the world is yours; which with a snaffle
+ You may pace easy, but not such a wife.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Would we had all such wives, that the men might go
+ to wars with the women!
+
+MARK ANTONY So much uncurbable, her garboils, Caesar
+ Made out of her impatience, which not wanted
+ Shrewdness of policy too, I grieving grant
+ Did you too much disquiet: for that you must
+ But say, I could not help it.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR I wrote to you
+ When rioting in Alexandria; you
+ Did pocket up my letters, and with taunts
+ Did gibe my missive out of audience.
+
+MARK ANTONY Sir,
+ He fell upon me ere admitted: then
+ Three kings I had newly feasted, and did want
+ Of what I was i' the morning: but next day
+ I told him of myself; which was as much
+ As to have ask'd him pardon. Let this fellow
+ Be nothing of our strife; if we contend,
+ Out of our question wipe him.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR You have broken
+ The article of your oath; which you shall never
+ Have tongue to charge me with.
+
+LEPIDUS Soft, Caesar!
+
+MARK ANTONY No,
+ Lepidus, let him speak:
+ The honour is sacred which he talks on now,
+ Supposing that I lack'd it. But, on, Caesar;
+ The article of my oath.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR To lend me arms and aid when I required them;
+ The which you both denied.
+
+MARK ANTONY Neglected, rather;
+ And then when poison'd hours had bound me up
+ From mine own knowledge. As nearly as I may,
+ I'll play the penitent to you: but mine honesty
+ Shall not make poor my greatness, nor my power
+ Work without it. Truth is, that Fulvia,
+ To have me out of Egypt, made wars here;
+ For which myself, the ignorant motive, do
+ So far ask pardon as befits mine honour
+ To stoop in such a case.
+
+LEPIDUS 'Tis noble spoken.
+
+MECAENAS If it might please you, to enforce no further
+ The griefs between ye: to forget them quite
+ Were to remember that the present need
+ Speaks to atone you.
+
+LEPIDUS Worthily spoken, Mecaenas.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Or, if you borrow one another's love for the
+ instant, you may, when you hear no more words of
+ Pompey, return it again: you shall have time to
+ wrangle in when you have nothing else to do.
+
+MARK ANTONY Thou art a soldier only: speak no more.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS That truth should be silent I had almost forgot.
+
+MARK ANTONY You wrong this presence; therefore speak no more.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Go to, then; your considerate stone.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR I do not much dislike the matter, but
+ The manner of his speech; for't cannot be
+ We shall remain in friendship, our conditions
+ So differing in their acts. Yet if I knew
+ What hoop should hold us stanch, from edge to edge
+ O' the world I would pursue it.
+
+AGRIPPA Give me leave, Caesar,--
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Speak, Agrippa.
+
+AGRIPPA Thou hast a sister by the mother's side,
+ Admired Octavia: great Mark Antony
+ Is now a widower.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Say not so, Agrippa:
+ If Cleopatra heard you, your reproof
+ Were well deserved of rashness.
+
+MARK ANTONY I am not married, Caesar: let me hear
+ Agrippa further speak.
+
+AGRIPPA To hold you in perpetual amity,
+ To make you brothers, and to knit your hearts
+ With an unslipping knot, take Antony
+ Octavia to his wife; whose beauty claims
+ No worse a husband than the best of men;
+ Whose virtue and whose general graces speak
+ That which none else can utter. By this marriage,
+ All little jealousies, which now seem great,
+ And all great fears, which now import their dangers,
+ Would then be nothing: truths would be tales,
+ Where now half tales be truths: her love to both
+ Would, each to other and all loves to both,
+ Draw after her. Pardon what I have spoke;
+ For 'tis a studied, not a present thought,
+ By duty ruminated.
+
+MARK ANTONY Will Caesar speak?
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Not till he hears how Antony is touch'd
+ With what is spoke already.
+
+MARK ANTONY What power is in Agrippa,
+ If I would say, 'Agrippa, be it so,'
+ To make this good?
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR The power of Caesar, and
+ His power unto Octavia.
+
+MARK ANTONY May I never
+ To this good purpose, that so fairly shows,
+ Dream of impediment! Let me have thy hand:
+ Further this act of grace: and from this hour
+ The heart of brothers govern in our loves
+ And sway our great designs!
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR There is my hand.
+ A sister I bequeath you, whom no brother
+ Did ever love so dearly: let her live
+ To join our kingdoms and our hearts; and never
+ Fly off our loves again!
+
+LEPIDUS Happily, amen!
+
+MARK ANTONY I did not think to draw my sword 'gainst Pompey;
+ For he hath laid strange courtesies and great
+ Of late upon me: I must thank him only,
+ Lest my remembrance suffer ill report;
+ At heel of that, defy him.
+
+LEPIDUS Time calls upon's:
+ Of us must Pompey presently be sought,
+ Or else he seeks out us.
+
+MARK ANTONY Where lies he?
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR About the mount Misenum.
+
+MARK ANTONY What is his strength by land?
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Great and increasing: but by sea
+ He is an absolute master.
+
+MARK ANTONY So is the fame.
+ Would we had spoke together! Haste we for it:
+ Yet, ere we put ourselves in arms, dispatch we
+ The business we have talk'd of.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR With most gladness:
+ And do invite you to my sister's view,
+ Whither straight I'll lead you.
+
+MARK ANTONY Let us, Lepidus,
+ Not lack your company.
+
+LEPIDUS Noble Antony,
+ Not sickness should detain me.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt OCTAVIUS CAESAR, MARK ANTONY,
+ and LEPIDUS]
+
+MECAENAS Welcome from Egypt, sir.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Half the heart of Caesar, worthy Mecaenas! My
+ honourable friend, Agrippa!
+
+AGRIPPA Good Enobarbus!
+
+MECAENAS We have cause to be glad that matters are so well
+ digested. You stayed well by 't in Egypt.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Ay, sir; we did sleep day out of countenance, and
+ made the night light with drinking.
+
+MECAENAS Eight wild-boars roasted whole at a breakfast, and
+ but twelve persons there; is this true?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS This was but as a fly by an eagle: we had much more
+ monstrous matter of feast, which worthily deserved noting.
+
+MECAENAS She's a most triumphant lady, if report be square to
+ her.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS When she first met Mark Antony, she pursed up
+ his heart, upon the river of Cydnus.
+
+AGRIPPA There she appeared indeed; or my reporter devised
+ well for her.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS I will tell you.
+ The barge she sat in, like a burnish'd throne,
+ Burn'd on the water: the poop was beaten gold;
+ Purple the sails, and so perfumed that
+ The winds were love-sick with them; the oars were silver,
+ Which to the tune of flutes kept stroke, and made
+ The water which they beat to follow faster,
+ As amorous of their strokes. For her own person,
+ It beggar'd all description: she did lie
+ In her pavilion--cloth-of-gold of tissue--
+ O'er-picturing that Venus where we see
+ The fancy outwork nature: on each side her
+ Stood pretty dimpled boys, like smiling Cupids,
+ With divers-colour'd fans, whose wind did seem
+ To glow the delicate cheeks which they did cool,
+ And what they undid did.
+
+AGRIPPA O, rare for Antony!
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Her gentlewomen, like the Nereides,
+ So many mermaids, tended her i' the eyes,
+ And made their bends adornings: at the helm
+ A seeming mermaid steers: the silken tackle
+ Swell with the touches of those flower-soft hands,
+ That yarely frame the office. From the barge
+ A strange invisible perfume hits the sense
+ Of the adjacent wharfs. The city cast
+ Her people out upon her; and Antony,
+ Enthroned i' the market-place, did sit alone,
+ Whistling to the air; which, but for vacancy,
+ Had gone to gaze on Cleopatra too,
+ And made a gap in nature.
+
+AGRIPPA Rare Egyptian!
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Upon her landing, Antony sent to her,
+ Invited her to supper: she replied,
+ It should be better he became her guest;
+ Which she entreated: our courteous Antony,
+ Whom ne'er the word of 'No' woman heard speak,
+ Being barber'd ten times o'er, goes to the feast,
+ And for his ordinary pays his heart
+ For what his eyes eat only.
+
+AGRIPPA Royal wench!
+ She made great Caesar lay his sword to bed:
+ He plough'd her, and she cropp'd.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS I saw her once
+ Hop forty paces through the public street;
+ And having lost her breath, she spoke, and panted,
+ That she did make defect perfection,
+ And, breathless, power breathe forth.
+
+MECAENAS Now Antony must leave her utterly.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Never; he will not:
+ Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale
+ Her infinite variety: other women cloy
+ The appetites they feed: but she makes hungry
+ Where most she satisfies; for vilest things
+ Become themselves in her: that the holy priests
+ Bless her when she is riggish.
+
+MECAENAS If beauty, wisdom, modesty, can settle
+ The heart of Antony, Octavia is
+ A blessed lottery to him.
+
+AGRIPPA Let us go.
+ Good Enobarbus, make yourself my guest
+ Whilst you abide here.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Humbly, sir, I thank you.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. OCTAVIUS CAESAR's house.
+
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY, OCTAVIUS CAESAR, OCTAVIA between
+ them, and Attendants]
+
+MARK ANTONY The world and my great office will sometimes
+ Divide me from your bosom.
+
+OCTAVIA All which time
+ Before the gods my knee shall bow my prayers
+ To them for you.
+
+MARK ANTONY Good night, sir. My Octavia,
+ Read not my blemishes in the world's report:
+ I have not kept my square; but that to come
+ Shall all be done by the rule. Good night, dear lady.
+ Good night, sir.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Good night.
+
+ [Exeunt OCTAVIUS CAESAR and OCTAVIA]
+
+ [Enter Soothsayer]
+
+MARK ANTONY Now, sirrah; you do wish yourself in Egypt?
+
+Soothsayer Would I had never come from thence, nor you Thither!
+
+MARK ANTONY If you can, your reason?
+
+Soothsayer I see it in
+ My motion, have it not in my tongue: but yet
+ Hie you to Egypt again.
+
+MARK ANTONY Say to me,
+ Whose fortunes shall rise higher, Caesar's or mine?
+
+Soothsayer Caesar's.
+ Therefore, O Antony, stay not by his side:
+ Thy demon, that's thy spirit which keeps thee, is
+ Noble, courageous high, unmatchable,
+ Where Caesar's is not; but, near him, thy angel
+ Becomes a fear, as being o'erpower'd: therefore
+ Make space enough between you.
+
+MARK ANTONY Speak this no more.
+
+Soothsayer To none but thee; no more, but when to thee.
+ If thou dost play with him at any game,
+ Thou art sure to lose; and, of that natural luck,
+ He beats thee 'gainst the odds: thy lustre thickens,
+ When he shines by: I say again, thy spirit
+ Is all afraid to govern thee near him;
+ But, he away, 'tis noble.
+
+MARK ANTONY Get thee gone:
+ Say to Ventidius I would speak with him:
+
+ [Exit Soothsayer]
+
+ He shall to Parthia. Be it art or hap,
+ He hath spoken true: the very dice obey him;
+ And in our sports my better cunning faints
+ Under his chance: if we draw lots, he speeds;
+ His cocks do win the battle still of mine,
+ When it is all to nought; and his quails ever
+ Beat mine, inhoop'd, at odds. I will to Egypt:
+ And though I make this marriage for my peace,
+ I' the east my pleasure lies.
+
+ [Enter VENTIDIUS]
+
+ O, come, Ventidius,
+ You must to Parthia: your commission's ready;
+ Follow me, and receive't.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The same. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter LEPIDUS, MECAENAS, and AGRIPPA]
+
+LEPIDUS Trouble yourselves no further: pray you, hasten
+ Your generals after.
+
+AGRIPPA Sir, Mark Antony
+ Will e'en but kiss Octavia, and we'll follow.
+
+LEPIDUS Till I shall see you in your soldier's dress,
+ Which will become you both, farewell.
+
+MECAENAS We shall,
+ As I conceive the journey, be at the Mount
+ Before you, Lepidus.
+
+LEPIDUS Your way is shorter;
+ My purposes do draw me much about:
+ You'll win two days upon me.
+
+
+MECAENAS |
+ | Sir, good success!
+AGRIPPA |
+
+
+LEPIDUS Farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE V Alexandria. CLEOPATRA's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, and ALEXAS]
+
+CLEOPATRA Give me some music; music, moody food
+ Of us that trade in love.
+
+Attendants The music, ho!
+
+ [Enter MARDIAN]
+
+CLEOPATRA Let it alone; let's to billiards: come, Charmian.
+
+CHARMIAN My arm is sore; best play with Mardian.
+
+CLEOPATRA As well a woman with an eunuch play'd
+ As with a woman. Come, you'll play with me, sir?
+
+MARDIAN As well as I can, madam.
+
+CLEOPATRA And when good will is show'd, though't come
+ too short,
+ The actor may plead pardon. I'll none now:
+ Give me mine angle; we'll to the river: there,
+ My music playing far off, I will betray
+ Tawny-finn'd fishes; my bended hook shall pierce
+ Their slimy jaws; and, as I draw them up,
+ I'll think them every one an Antony,
+ And say 'Ah, ha! you're caught.'
+
+CHARMIAN 'Twas merry when
+ You wager'd on your angling; when your diver
+ Did hang a salt-fish on his hook, which he
+ With fervency drew up.
+
+CLEOPATRA That time,--O times!--
+ I laugh'd him out of patience; and that night
+ I laugh'd him into patience; and next morn,
+ Ere the ninth hour, I drunk him to his bed;
+ Then put my tires and mantles on him, whilst
+ I wore his sword Philippan.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ O, from Italy
+ Ram thou thy fruitful tidings in mine ears,
+ That long time have been barren.
+
+Messenger Madam, madam,--
+
+CLEOPATRA Antonius dead!--If thou say so, villain,
+ Thou kill'st thy mistress: but well and free,
+ If thou so yield him, there is gold, and here
+ My bluest veins to kiss; a hand that kings
+ Have lipp'd, and trembled kissing.
+
+Messenger First, madam, he is well.
+
+CLEOPATRA Why, there's more gold.
+ But, sirrah, mark, we use
+ To say the dead are well: bring it to that,
+ The gold I give thee will I melt and pour
+ Down thy ill-uttering throat.
+
+Messenger Good madam, hear me.
+
+CLEOPATRA Well, go to, I will;
+ But there's no goodness in thy face: if Antony
+ Be free and healthful,--so tart a favour
+ To trumpet such good tidings! If not well,
+ Thou shouldst come like a Fury crown'd with snakes,
+ Not like a formal man.
+
+Messenger Will't please you hear me?
+
+CLEOPATRA I have a mind to strike thee ere thou speak'st:
+ Yet if thou say Antony lives, is well,
+ Or friends with Caesar, or not captive to him,
+ I'll set thee in a shower of gold, and hail
+ Rich pearls upon thee.
+
+Messenger Madam, he's well.
+
+CLEOPATRA Well said.
+
+Messenger And friends with Caesar.
+
+CLEOPATRA Thou'rt an honest man.
+
+Messenger Caesar and he are greater friends than ever.
+
+CLEOPATRA Make thee a fortune from me.
+
+Messenger But yet, madam,--
+
+CLEOPATRA I do not like 'But yet,' it does allay
+ The good precedence; fie upon 'But yet'!
+ 'But yet' is as a gaoler to bring forth
+ Some monstrous malefactor. Prithee, friend,
+ Pour out the pack of matter to mine ear,
+ The good and bad together: he's friends with Caesar:
+ In state of health thou say'st; and thou say'st free.
+
+Messenger Free, madam! no; I made no such report:
+ He's bound unto Octavia.
+
+CLEOPATRA For what good turn?
+
+Messenger For the best turn i' the bed.
+
+CLEOPATRA I am pale, Charmian.
+
+Messenger Madam, he's married to Octavia.
+
+CLEOPATRA The most infectious pestilence upon thee!
+
+ [Strikes him down]
+
+Messenger Good madam, patience.
+
+CLEOPATRA What say you? Hence,
+
+ [Strikes him again]
+
+ Horrible villain! or I'll spurn thine eyes
+ Like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head:
+
+ [She hales him up and down]
+
+ Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd in brine,
+ Smarting in lingering pickle.
+
+Messenger Gracious madam,
+ I that do bring the news made not the match.
+
+CLEOPATRA Say 'tis not so, a province I will give thee,
+ And make thy fortunes proud: the blow thou hadst
+ Shall make thy peace for moving me to rage;
+ And I will boot thee with what gift beside
+ Thy modesty can beg.
+
+Messenger He's married, madam.
+
+CLEOPATRA Rogue, thou hast lived too long.
+
+ [Draws a knife]
+
+Messenger Nay, then I'll run.
+ What mean you, madam? I have made no fault.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CHARMIAN Good madam, keep yourself within yourself:
+ The man is innocent.
+
+CLEOPATRA Some innocents 'scape not the thunderbolt.
+ Melt Egypt into Nile! and kindly creatures
+ Turn all to serpents! Call the slave again:
+ Though I am mad, I will not bite him: call.
+
+CHARMIAN He is afeard to come.
+
+CLEOPATRA I will not hurt him.
+
+ [Exit CHARMIAN]
+
+ These hands do lack nobility, that they strike
+ A meaner than myself; since I myself
+ Have given myself the cause.
+
+ [Re-enter CHARMIAN and Messenger]
+
+ Come hither, sir.
+ Though it be honest, it is never good
+ To bring bad news: give to a gracious message.
+ An host of tongues; but let ill tidings tell
+ Themselves when they be felt.
+
+Messenger I have done my duty.
+
+CLEOPATRA Is he married?
+ I cannot hate thee worser than I do,
+ If thou again say 'Yes.'
+
+Messenger He's married, madam.
+
+CLEOPATRA The gods confound thee! dost thou hold there still?
+
+Messenger Should I lie, madam?
+
+CLEOPATRA O, I would thou didst,
+ So half my Egypt were submerged and made
+ A cistern for scaled snakes! Go, get thee hence:
+ Hadst thou Narcissus in thy face, to me
+ Thou wouldst appear most ugly. He is married?
+
+Messenger I crave your highness' pardon.
+
+CLEOPATRA He is married?
+
+Messenger Take no offence that I would not offend you:
+ To punish me for what you make me do.
+ Seems much unequal: he's married to Octavia.
+
+CLEOPATRA O, that his fault should make a knave of thee,
+ That art not what thou'rt sure of! Get thee hence:
+ The merchandise which thou hast brought from Rome
+ Are all too dear for me: lie they upon thy hand,
+ And be undone by 'em!
+
+ [Exit Messenger]
+
+CHARMIAN Good your highness, patience.
+
+CLEOPATRA In praising Antony, I have dispraised Caesar.
+
+CHARMIAN Many times, madam.
+
+CLEOPATRA I am paid for't now.
+ Lead me from hence:
+ I faint: O Iras, Charmian! 'tis no matter.
+ Go to the fellow, good Alexas; bid him
+ Report the feature of Octavia, her years,
+ Her inclination, let him not leave out
+ The colour of her hair: bring me word quickly.
+
+ [Exit ALEXAS]
+
+ Let him for ever go:--let him not--Charmian,
+ Though he be painted one way like a Gorgon,
+ The other way's a Mars. Bid you Alexas
+
+ [To MARDIAN]
+
+ Bring me word how tall she is. Pity me, Charmian,
+ But do not speak to me. Lead me to my chamber.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Near Misenum.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter POMPEY and MENAS at one door,
+ with drum and trumpet: at another, OCTAVIUS CAESAR,
+ MARK ANTONY, LEPIDUS, DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS, MECAENAS,
+ with Soldiers marching]
+
+POMPEY Your hostages I have, so have you mine;
+ And we shall talk before we fight.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Most meet
+ That first we come to words; and therefore have we
+ Our written purposes before us sent;
+ Which, if thou hast consider'd, let us know
+ If 'twill tie up thy discontented sword,
+ And carry back to Sicily much tall youth
+ That else must perish here.
+
+POMPEY To you all three,
+ The senators alone of this great world,
+ Chief factors for the gods, I do not know
+ Wherefore my father should revengers want,
+ Having a son and friends; since Julius Caesar,
+ Who at Philippi the good Brutus ghosted,
+ There saw you labouring for him. What was't
+ That moved pale Cassius to conspire; and what
+ Made the all-honour'd, honest Roman, Brutus,
+ With the arm'd rest, courtiers and beauteous freedom,
+ To drench the Capitol; but that they would
+ Have one man but a man? And that is it
+ Hath made me rig my navy; at whose burthen
+ The anger'd ocean foams; with which I meant
+ To scourge the ingratitude that despiteful Rome
+ Cast on my noble father.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Take your time.
+
+MARK ANTONY Thou canst not fear us, Pompey, with thy sails;
+ We'll speak with thee at sea: at land, thou know'st
+ How much we do o'er-count thee.
+
+POMPEY At land, indeed,
+ Thou dost o'er-count me of my father's house:
+ But, since the cuckoo builds not for himself,
+ Remain in't as thou mayst.
+
+LEPIDUS Be pleased to tell us--
+ For this is from the present--how you take
+ The offers we have sent you.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR There's the point.
+
+MARK ANTONY Which do not be entreated to, but weigh
+ What it is worth embraced.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR And what may follow,
+ To try a larger fortune.
+
+POMPEY You have made me offer
+ Of Sicily, Sardinia; and I must
+ Rid all the sea of pirates; then, to send
+ Measures of wheat to Rome; this 'greed upon
+ To part with unhack'd edges, and bear back
+ Our targes undinted.
+
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR |
+ |
+MARK ANTONY | That's our offer.
+ |
+LEPIDUS |
+
+
+POMPEY Know, then,
+ I came before you here a man prepared
+ To take this offer: but Mark Antony
+ Put me to some impatience: though I lose
+ The praise of it by telling, you must know,
+ When Caesar and your brother were at blows,
+ Your mother came to Sicily and did find
+ Her welcome friendly.
+
+MARK ANTONY I have heard it, Pompey;
+ And am well studied for a liberal thanks
+ Which I do owe you.
+
+POMPEY Let me have your hand:
+ I did not think, sir, to have met you here.
+
+MARK ANTONY The beds i' the east are soft; and thanks to you,
+ That call'd me timelier than my purpose hither;
+ For I have gain'd by 't.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Since I saw you last,
+ There is a change upon you.
+
+POMPEY Well, I know not
+ What counts harsh fortune casts upon my face;
+ But in my bosom shall she never come,
+ To make my heart her vassal.
+
+LEPIDUS Well met here.
+
+POMPEY I hope so, Lepidus. Thus we are agreed:
+ I crave our composition may be written,
+ And seal'd between us.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR That's the next to do.
+
+POMPEY We'll feast each other ere we part; and let's
+ Draw lots who shall begin.
+
+MARK ANTONY That will I, Pompey.
+
+POMPEY No, Antony, take the lot: but, first
+ Or last, your fine Egyptian cookery
+ Shall have the fame. I have heard that Julius Caesar
+ Grew fat with feasting there.
+
+MARK ANTONY You have heard much.
+
+POMPEY I have fair meanings, sir.
+
+MARK ANTONY And fair words to them.
+
+POMPEY Then so much have I heard:
+ And I have heard, Apollodorus carried--
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS No more of that: he did so.
+
+POMPEY What, I pray you?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS A certain queen to Caesar in a mattress.
+
+POMPEY I know thee now: how farest thou, soldier?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Well;
+ And well am like to do; for, I perceive,
+ Four feasts are toward.
+
+POMPEY Let me shake thy hand;
+ I never hated thee: I have seen thee fight,
+ When I have envied thy behavior.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Sir,
+ I never loved you much; but I ha' praised ye,
+ When you have well deserved ten times as much
+ As I have said you did.
+
+POMPEY Enjoy thy plainness,
+ It nothing ill becomes thee.
+ Aboard my galley I invite you all:
+ Will you lead, lords?
+
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR |
+ |
+MARK ANTONY | Show us the way, sir.
+ |
+LEPIDUS |
+
+
+POMPEY Come.
+
+ [Exeunt all but MENAS and ENOBARBUS]
+
+MENAS [Aside] Thy father, Pompey, would ne'er have
+ made this treaty.--You and I have known, sir.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS At sea, I think.
+
+MENAS We have, sir.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS You have done well by water.
+
+MENAS And you by land.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS I will praise any man that will praise me; though it
+ cannot be denied what I have done by land.
+
+MENAS Nor what I have done by water.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Yes, something you can deny for your own
+ safety: you have been a great thief by sea.
+
+MENAS And you by land.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS There I deny my land service. But give me your
+ hand, Menas: if our eyes had authority, here they
+ might take two thieves kissing.
+
+MENAS All men's faces are true, whatsome'er their hands are.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS But there is never a fair woman has a true face.
+
+MENAS No slander; they steal hearts.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS We came hither to fight with you.
+
+MENAS For my part, I am sorry it is turned to a drinking.
+ Pompey doth this day laugh away his fortune.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS If he do, sure, he cannot weep't back again.
+
+MENAS You've said, sir. We looked not for Mark Antony
+ here: pray you, is he married to Cleopatra?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Caesar's sister is called Octavia.
+
+MENAS True, sir; she was the wife of Caius Marcellus.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS But she is now the wife of Marcus Antonius.
+
+MENAS Pray ye, sir?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS 'Tis true.
+
+MENAS Then is Caesar and he for ever knit together.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS If I were bound to divine of this unity, I would
+ not prophesy so.
+
+MENAS I think the policy of that purpose made more in the
+ marriage than the love of the parties.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS I think so too. But you shall find, the band that
+ seems to tie their friendship together will be the
+ very strangler of their amity: Octavia is of a
+ holy, cold, and still conversation.
+
+MENAS Who would not have his wife so?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Not he that himself is not so; which is Mark Antony.
+ He will to his Egyptian dish again: then shall the
+ sighs of Octavia blow the fire up in Caesar; and, as
+ I said before, that which is the strength of their
+ amity shall prove the immediate author of their
+ variance. Antony will use his affection where it is:
+ he married but his occasion here.
+
+MENAS And thus it may be. Come, sir, will you aboard?
+ I have a health for you.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS I shall take it, sir: we have used our throats in Egypt.
+
+MENAS Come, let's away.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+SCENE VII On board POMPEY's galley, off Misenum.
+
+
+ [Music plays. Enter two or three Servants with
+ a banquet]
+
+First Servant Here they'll be, man. Some o' their plants are
+ ill-rooted already: the least wind i' the world
+ will blow them down.
+
+Second Servant Lepidus is high-coloured.
+
+First Servant They have made him drink alms-drink.
+
+Second Servant As they pinch one another by the disposition, he
+ cries out 'No more;' reconciles them to his
+ entreaty, and himself to the drink.
+
+First Servant But it raises the greater war between him and
+ his discretion.
+
+Second Servant Why, this is to have a name in great men's
+ fellowship: I had as lief have a reed that will do
+ me no service as a partisan I could not heave.
+
+First Servant To be called into a huge sphere, and not to be seen
+ to move in't, are the holes where eyes should be,
+ which pitifully disaster the cheeks.
+
+ [A sennet sounded. Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, MARK
+ ANTONY, LEPIDUS, POMPEY, AGRIPPA, MECAENAS,
+ DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS, MENAS, with other captains]
+
+MARK ANTONY [To OCTAVIUS CAESAR] Thus do they, sir: they take
+ the flow o' the Nile
+ By certain scales i' the pyramid; they know,
+ By the height, the lowness, or the mean, if dearth
+ Or foison follow: the higher Nilus swells,
+ The more it promises: as it ebbs, the seedsman
+ Upon the slime and ooze scatters his grain,
+ And shortly comes to harvest.
+
+LEPIDUS You've strange serpents there.
+
+MARK ANTONY Ay, Lepidus.
+
+LEPIDUS Your serpent of Egypt is bred now of your mud by the
+ operation of your sun: so is your crocodile.
+
+MARK ANTONY They are so.
+
+POMPEY Sit,--and some wine! A health to Lepidus!
+
+LEPIDUS I am not so well as I should be, but I'll ne'er out.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Not till you have slept; I fear me you'll be in till then.
+
+LEPIDUS Nay, certainly, I have heard the Ptolemies'
+ pyramises are very goodly things; without
+ contradiction, I have heard that.
+
+MENAS [Aside to POMPEY] Pompey, a word.
+
+POMPEY [Aside to MENAS] Say in mine ear:
+ what is't?
+
+MENAS [Aside to POMPEY] Forsake thy seat, I do beseech
+ thee, captain,
+ And hear me speak a word.
+
+POMPEY [Aside to MENAS] Forbear me till anon.
+ This wine for Lepidus!
+
+LEPIDUS What manner o' thing is your crocodile?
+
+MARK ANTONY It is shaped, sir, like itself; and it is as broad
+ as it hath breadth: it is just so high as it is,
+ and moves with its own organs: it lives by that
+ which nourisheth it; and the elements once out of
+ it, it transmigrates.
+
+LEPIDUS What colour is it of?
+
+MARK ANTONY Of it own colour too.
+
+LEPIDUS 'Tis a strange serpent.
+
+MARK ANTONY 'Tis so. And the tears of it are wet.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Will this description satisfy him?
+
+MARK ANTONY With the health that Pompey gives him, else he is a
+ very epicure.
+
+POMPEY [Aside to MENAS] Go hang, sir, hang! Tell me of
+ that? away!
+ Do as I bid you. Where's this cup I call'd for?
+
+MENAS [Aside to POMPEY] If for the sake of merit thou
+ wilt hear me,
+ Rise from thy stool.
+
+POMPEY [Aside to MENAS] I think thou'rt mad.
+ The matter?
+
+ [Rises, and walks aside]
+
+MENAS I have ever held my cap off to thy fortunes.
+
+POMPEY Thou hast served me with much faith. What's else to say?
+ Be jolly, lords.
+
+MARK ANTONY These quick-sands, Lepidus,
+ Keep off them, for you sink.
+
+MENAS Wilt thou be lord of all the world?
+
+POMPEY What say'st thou?
+
+MENAS Wilt thou be lord of the whole world? That's twice.
+
+POMPEY How should that be?
+
+MENAS But entertain it,
+ And, though thou think me poor, I am the man
+ Will give thee all the world.
+
+POMPEY Hast thou drunk well?
+
+MENAS Now, Pompey, I have kept me from the cup.
+ Thou art, if thou darest be, the earthly Jove:
+ Whate'er the ocean pales, or sky inclips,
+ Is thine, if thou wilt ha't.
+
+POMPEY Show me which way.
+
+MENAS These three world-sharers, these competitors,
+ Are in thy vessel: let me cut the cable;
+ And, when we are put off, fall to their throats:
+ All there is thine.
+
+POMPEY Ah, this thou shouldst have done,
+ And not have spoke on't! In me 'tis villany;
+ In thee't had been good service. Thou must know,
+ 'Tis not my profit that does lead mine honour;
+ Mine honour, it. Repent that e'er thy tongue
+ Hath so betray'd thine act: being done unknown,
+ I should have found it afterwards well done;
+ But must condemn it now. Desist, and drink.
+
+MENAS [Aside] For this,
+ I'll never follow thy pall'd fortunes more.
+ Who seeks, and will not take when once 'tis offer'd,
+ Shall never find it more.
+
+POMPEY This health to Lepidus!
+
+MARK ANTONY Bear him ashore. I'll pledge it for him, Pompey.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Here's to thee, Menas!
+
+MENAS Enobarbus, welcome!
+
+POMPEY Fill till the cup be hid.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS There's a strong fellow, Menas.
+
+ [Pointing to the Attendant who carries off LEPIDUS]
+
+MENAS Why?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS A' bears the third part of the world, man; see'st
+ not?
+
+MENAS The third part, then, is drunk: would it were all,
+ That it might go on wheels!
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Drink thou; increase the reels.
+
+MENAS Come.
+
+POMPEY This is not yet an Alexandrian feast.
+
+MARK ANTONY It ripens towards it. Strike the vessels, ho?
+ Here is to Caesar!
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR I could well forbear't.
+ It's monstrous labour, when I wash my brain,
+ And it grows fouler.
+
+MARK ANTONY Be a child o' the time.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Possess it, I'll make answer:
+ But I had rather fast from all four days
+ Than drink so much in one.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Ha, my brave emperor!
+
+ [To MARK ANTONY]
+
+ Shall we dance now the Egyptian Bacchanals,
+ And celebrate our drink?
+
+POMPEY Let's ha't, good soldier.
+
+MARK ANTONY Come, let's all take hands,
+ Till that the conquering wine hath steep'd our sense
+ In soft and delicate Lethe.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS All take hands.
+ Make battery to our ears with the loud music:
+ The while I'll place you: then the boy shall sing;
+ The holding every man shall bear as loud
+ As his strong sides can volley.
+
+ [Music plays. DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS places them
+ hand in hand]
+ THE SONG.
+
+ Come, thou monarch of the vine,
+ Plumpy Bacchus with pink eyne!
+ In thy fats our cares be drown'd,
+ With thy grapes our hairs be crown'd:
+ Cup us, till the world go round,
+ Cup us, till the world go round!
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR What would you more? Pompey, good night. Good brother,
+ Let me request you off: our graver business
+ Frowns at this levity. Gentle lords, let's part;
+ You see we have burnt our cheeks: strong Enobarb
+ Is weaker than the wine; and mine own tongue
+ Splits what it speaks: the wild disguise hath almost
+ Antick'd us all. What needs more words? Good night.
+ Good Antony, your hand.
+
+POMPEY I'll try you on the shore.
+
+MARK ANTONY And shall, sir; give's your hand.
+
+POMPEY O Antony,
+ You have my father's house,--But, what? we are friends.
+ Come, down into the boat.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Take heed you fall not.
+
+ [Exeunt all but DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS and MENAS]
+
+ Menas, I'll not on shore.
+
+MENAS No, to my cabin.
+ These drums! these trumpets, flutes! what!
+ Let Neptune hear we bid a loud farewell
+ To these great fellows: sound and be hang'd, sound out!
+
+ [Sound a flourish, with drums]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Ho! says a' There's my cap.
+
+MENAS Ho! Noble captain, come.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I A plain in Syria.
+
+
+ [Enter VENTIDIUS as it were in triumph, with SILIUS,
+ and other Romans, Officers, and Soldiers; the dead
+ body of PACORUS borne before him]
+
+VENTIDIUS Now, darting Parthia, art thou struck; and now
+ Pleased fortune does of Marcus Crassus' death
+ Make me revenger. Bear the king's son's body
+ Before our army. Thy Pacorus, Orodes,
+ Pays this for Marcus Crassus.
+
+SILIUS Noble Ventidius,
+ Whilst yet with Parthian blood thy sword is warm,
+ The fugitive Parthians follow; spur through Media,
+ Mesopotamia, and the shelters whither
+ The routed fly: so thy grand captain Antony
+ Shall set thee on triumphant chariots and
+ Put garlands on thy head.
+
+VENTIDIUS O Silius, Silius,
+ I have done enough; a lower place, note well,
+ May make too great an act: for learn this, Silius;
+ Better to leave undone, than by our deed
+ Acquire too high a fame when him we serve's away.
+ Caesar and Antony have ever won
+ More in their officer than person: Sossius,
+ One of my place in Syria, his lieutenant,
+ For quick accumulation of renown,
+ Which he achieved by the minute, lost his favour.
+ Who does i' the wars more than his captain can
+ Becomes his captain's captain: and ambition,
+ The soldier's virtue, rather makes choice of loss,
+ Than gain which darkens him.
+ I could do more to do Antonius good,
+ But 'twould offend him; and in his offence
+ Should my performance perish.
+
+SILIUS Thou hast, Ventidius,
+ that
+ Without the which a soldier, and his sword,
+ Grants scarce distinction. Thou wilt write to Antony!
+
+VENTIDIUS I'll humbly signify what in his name,
+ That magical word of war, we have effected;
+ How, with his banners and his well-paid ranks,
+ The ne'er-yet-beaten horse of Parthia
+ We have jaded out o' the field.
+
+SILIUS Where is he now?
+
+VENTIDIUS He purposeth to Athens: whither, with what haste
+ The weight we must convey with's will permit,
+ We shall appear before him. On there; pass along!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Rome. An ante-chamber in OCTAVIUS CAESAR's house.
+
+
+ [Enter AGRIPPA at one door, DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS
+ at another]
+
+AGRIPPA What, are the brothers parted?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS They have dispatch'd with Pompey, he is gone;
+ The other three are sealing. Octavia weeps
+ To part from Rome; Caesar is sad; and Lepidus,
+ Since Pompey's feast, as Menas says, is troubled
+ With the green sickness.
+
+AGRIPPA 'Tis a noble Lepidus.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS A very fine one: O, how he loves Caesar!
+
+AGRIPPA Nay, but how dearly he adores Mark Antony!
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Caesar? Why, he's the Jupiter of men.
+
+AGRIPPA What's Antony? The god of Jupiter.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Spake you of Caesar? How! the non-pareil!
+
+AGRIPPA O Antony! O thou Arabian bird!
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Would you praise Caesar, say 'Caesar:' go no further.
+
+AGRIPPA Indeed, he plied them both with excellent praises.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS But he loves Caesar best; yet he loves Antony:
+ Ho! hearts, tongues, figures, scribes, bards,
+ poets, cannot
+ Think, speak, cast, write, sing, number, ho!
+ His love to Antony. But as for Caesar,
+ Kneel down, kneel down, and wonder.
+
+AGRIPPA Both he loves.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS They are his shards, and he their beetle.
+
+ [Trumpets within]
+ So;
+ This is to horse. Adieu, noble Agrippa.
+
+AGRIPPA Good fortune, worthy soldier; and farewell.
+
+ [Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, MARK ANTONY, LEPIDUS, and OCTAVIA]
+
+MARK ANTONY No further, sir.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR You take from me a great part of myself;
+ Use me well in 't. Sister, prove such a wife
+ As my thoughts make thee, and as my farthest band
+ Shall pass on thy approof. Most noble Antony,
+ Let not the piece of virtue, which is set
+ Betwixt us as the cement of our love,
+ To keep it builded, be the ram to batter
+ The fortress of it; for better might we
+ Have loved without this mean, if on both parts
+ This be not cherish'd.
+
+MARK ANTONY Make me not offended
+ In your distrust.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR I have said.
+
+MARK ANTONY You shall not find,
+ Though you be therein curious, the least cause
+ For what you seem to fear: so, the gods keep you,
+ And make the hearts of Romans serve your ends!
+ We will here part.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Farewell, my dearest sister, fare thee well:
+ The elements be kind to thee, and make
+ Thy spirits all of comfort! fare thee well.
+
+OCTAVIA My noble brother!
+
+MARK ANTONY The April 's in her eyes: it is love's spring,
+ And these the showers to bring it on. Be cheerful.
+
+OCTAVIA Sir, look well to my husband's house; and--
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR What, Octavia?
+
+OCTAVIA I'll tell you in your ear.
+
+MARK ANTONY Her tongue will not obey her heart, nor can
+ Her heart inform her tongue,--the swan's
+ down-feather,
+ That stands upon the swell at full of tide,
+ And neither way inclines.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS [Aside to AGRIPPA] Will Caesar weep?
+
+AGRIPPA [Aside to DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS] He has a cloud in 's face.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS [Aside to AGRIPPA] He were the worse for that,
+ were he a horse;
+ So is he, being a man.
+
+AGRIPPA [Aside to DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS] Why, Enobarbus,
+ When Antony found Julius Caesar dead,
+ He cried almost to roaring; and he wept
+ When at Philippi he found Brutus slain.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS [Aside to AGRIPPA] That year, indeed, he was
+ troubled with a rheum;
+ What willingly he did confound he wail'd,
+ Believe't, till I wept too.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR No, sweet Octavia,
+ You shall hear from me still; the time shall not
+ Out-go my thinking on you.
+
+MARK ANTONY Come, sir, come;
+ I'll wrestle with you in my strength of love:
+ Look, here I have you; thus I let you go,
+ And give you to the gods.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Adieu; be happy!
+
+LEPIDUS Let all the number of the stars give light
+ To thy fair way!
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Farewell, farewell!
+
+ [Kisses OCTAVIA]
+
+MARK ANTONY Farewell!
+
+ [Trumpets sound. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III Alexandria. CLEOPATRA's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, and ALEXAS]
+
+CLEOPATRA Where is the fellow?
+
+ALEXAS Half afeard to come.
+
+CLEOPATRA Go to, go to.
+
+ [Enter the Messenger as before]
+
+ Come hither, sir.
+
+ALEXAS Good majesty,
+ Herod of Jewry dare not look upon you
+ But when you are well pleased.
+
+CLEOPATRA That Herod's head
+ I'll have: but how, when Antony is gone
+ Through whom I might command it? Come thou near.
+
+Messenger Most gracious majesty,--
+
+CLEOPATRA Didst thou behold Octavia?
+
+Messenger Ay, dread queen.
+
+CLEOPATRA Where?
+
+Messenger Madam, in Rome;
+ I look'd her in the face, and saw her led
+ Between her brother and Mark Antony.
+
+CLEOPATRA Is she as tall as me?
+
+Messenger She is not, madam.
+
+CLEOPATRA Didst hear her speak? is she shrill-tongued or low?
+
+Messenger Madam, I heard her speak; she is low-voiced.
+
+CLEOPATRA That's not so good: he cannot like her long.
+
+CHARMIAN Like her! O Isis! 'tis impossible.
+
+CLEOPATRA I think so, Charmian: dull of tongue, and dwarfish!
+ What majesty is in her gait? Remember,
+ If e'er thou look'dst on majesty.
+
+Messenger She creeps:
+ Her motion and her station are as one;
+ She shows a body rather than a life,
+ A statue than a breather.
+
+CLEOPATRA Is this certain?
+
+Messenger Or I have no observance.
+
+CHARMIAN Three in Egypt
+ Cannot make better note.
+
+CLEOPATRA He's very knowing;
+ I do perceive't: there's nothing in her yet:
+ The fellow has good judgment.
+
+CHARMIAN Excellent.
+
+CLEOPATRA Guess at her years, I prithee.
+
+Messenger Madam,
+ She was a widow,--
+
+CLEOPATRA Widow! Charmian, hark.
+
+Messenger And I do think she's thirty.
+
+CLEOPATRA Bear'st thou her face in mind? is't long or round?
+
+Messenger Round even to faultiness.
+
+CLEOPATRA For the most part, too, they are foolish that are so.
+ Her hair, what colour?
+
+Messenger Brown, madam: and her forehead
+ As low as she would wish it.
+
+CLEOPATRA There's gold for thee.
+ Thou must not take my former sharpness ill:
+ I will employ thee back again; I find thee
+ Most fit for business: go make thee ready;
+ Our letters are prepared.
+
+ [Exit Messenger]
+
+CHARMIAN A proper man.
+
+CLEOPATRA Indeed, he is so: I repent me much
+ That so I harried him. Why, methinks, by him,
+ This creature's no such thing.
+
+CHARMIAN Nothing, madam.
+
+CLEOPATRA The man hath seen some majesty, and should know.
+
+CHARMIAN Hath he seen majesty? Isis else defend,
+ And serving you so long!
+
+CLEOPATRA I have one thing more to ask him yet, good Charmian:
+ But 'tis no matter; thou shalt bring him to me
+ Where I will write. All may be well enough.
+
+CHARMIAN I warrant you, madam.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+SCENE IV Athens. A room in MARK ANTONY's house.
+
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY and OCTAVIA]
+
+MARK ANTONY Nay, nay, Octavia, not only that,--
+ That were excusable, that, and thousands more
+ Of semblable import,--but he hath waged
+ New wars 'gainst Pompey; made his will, and read it
+ To public ear:
+ Spoke scantly of me: when perforce he could not
+ But pay me terms of honour, cold and sickly
+ He vented them; most narrow measure lent me:
+ When the best hint was given him, he not took't,
+ Or did it from his teeth.
+
+OCTAVIA O my good lord,
+ Believe not all; or, if you must believe,
+ Stomach not all. A more unhappy lady,
+ If this division chance, ne'er stood between,
+ Praying for both parts:
+ The good gods me presently,
+ When I shall pray, 'O bless my lord and husband!'
+ Undo that prayer, by crying out as loud,
+ 'O, bless my brother!' Husband win, win brother,
+ Prays, and destroys the prayer; no midway
+ 'Twixt these extremes at all.
+
+MARK ANTONY Gentle Octavia,
+ Let your best love draw to that point, which seeks
+ Best to preserve it: if I lose mine honour,
+ I lose myself: better I were not yours
+ Than yours so branchless. But, as you requested,
+ Yourself shall go between 's: the mean time, lady,
+ I'll raise the preparation of a war
+ Shall stain your brother: make your soonest haste;
+ So your desires are yours.
+
+OCTAVIA Thanks to my lord.
+ The Jove of power make me most weak, most weak,
+ Your reconciler! Wars 'twixt you twain would be
+ As if the world should cleave, and that slain men
+ Should solder up the rift.
+
+MARK ANTONY When it appears to you where this begins,
+ Turn your displeasure that way: for our faults
+ Can never be so equal, that your love
+ Can equally move with them. Provide your going;
+ Choose your own company, and command what cost
+ Your heart has mind to.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V The same. Another room.
+
+
+ [Enter DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS and EROS, meeting]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS How now, friend Eros!
+
+EROS There's strange news come, sir.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS What, man?
+
+EROS Caesar and Lepidus have made wars upon Pompey.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS This is old: what is the success?
+
+EROS Caesar, having made use of him in the wars 'gainst
+ Pompey, presently denied him rivality; would not let
+ him partake in the glory of the action: and not
+ resting here, accuses him of letters he had formerly
+ wrote to Pompey; upon his own appeal, seizes him: so
+ the poor third is up, till death enlarge his confine.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Then, world, thou hast a pair of chaps, no more;
+ And throw between them all the food thou hast,
+ They'll grind the one the other. Where's Antony?
+
+EROS He's walking in the garden--thus; and spurns
+ The rush that lies before him; cries, 'Fool Lepidus!'
+ And threats the throat of that his officer
+ That murder'd Pompey.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Our great navy's rigg'd.
+
+EROS For Italy and Caesar. More, Domitius;
+ My lord desires you presently: my news
+ I might have told hereafter.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS 'Twill be naught:
+ But let it be. Bring me to Antony.
+
+EROS Come, sir.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Rome. OCTAVIUS CAESAR's house.
+
+
+ [Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, AGRIPPA, and MECAENAS]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Contemning Rome, he has done all this, and more,
+ In Alexandria: here's the manner of 't:
+ I' the market-place, on a tribunal silver'd,
+ Cleopatra and himself in chairs of gold
+ Were publicly enthroned: at the feet sat
+ Caesarion, whom they call my father's son,
+ And all the unlawful issue that their lust
+ Since then hath made between them. Unto her
+ He gave the stablishment of Egypt; made her
+ Of lower Syria, Cyprus, Lydia,
+ Absolute queen.
+
+MECAENAS This in the public eye?
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR I' the common show-place, where they exercise.
+ His sons he there proclaim'd the kings of kings:
+ Great Media, Parthia, and Armenia.
+ He gave to Alexander; to Ptolemy he assign'd
+ Syria, Cilicia, and Phoenicia: she
+ In the habiliments of the goddess Isis
+ That day appear'd; and oft before gave audience,
+ As 'tis reported, so.
+
+MECAENAS Let Rome be thus Inform'd.
+
+AGRIPPA Who, queasy with his insolence
+ Already, will their good thoughts call from him.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR The people know it; and have now received
+ His accusations.
+
+AGRIPPA Who does he accuse?
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Caesar: and that, having in Sicily
+ Sextus Pompeius spoil'd, we had not rated him
+ His part o' the isle: then does he say, he lent me
+ Some shipping unrestored: lastly, he frets
+ That Lepidus of the triumvirate
+ Should be deposed; and, being, that we detain
+ All his revenue.
+
+AGRIPPA Sir, this should be answer'd.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR 'Tis done already, and the messenger gone.
+ I have told him, Lepidus was grown too cruel;
+ That he his high authority abused,
+ And did deserve his change: for what I have conquer'd,
+ I grant him part; but then, in his Armenia,
+ And other of his conquer'd kingdoms, I
+ Demand the like.
+
+MECAENAS He'll never yield to that.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Nor must not then be yielded to in this.
+
+ [Enter OCTAVIA with her train]
+
+OCTAVIA Hail, Caesar, and my lord! hail, most dear Caesar!
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR That ever I should call thee castaway!
+
+OCTAVIA You have not call'd me so, nor have you cause.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Why have you stol'n upon us thus! You come not
+ Like Caesar's sister: the wife of Antony
+ Should have an army for an usher, and
+ The neighs of horse to tell of her approach
+ Long ere she did appear; the trees by the way
+ Should have borne men; and expectation fainted,
+ Longing for what it had not; nay, the dust
+ Should have ascended to the roof of heaven,
+ Raised by your populous troops: but you are come
+ A market-maid to Rome; and have prevented
+ The ostentation of our love, which, left unshown,
+ Is often left unloved; we should have met you
+ By sea and land; supplying every stage
+ With an augmented greeting.
+
+OCTAVIA Good my lord,
+ To come thus was I not constrain'd, but did
+ On my free will. My lord, Mark Antony,
+ Hearing that you prepared for war, acquainted
+ My grieved ear withal; whereon, I begg'd
+ His pardon for return.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Which soon he granted,
+ Being an obstruct 'tween his lust and him.
+
+OCTAVIA Do not say so, my lord.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR I have eyes upon him,
+ And his affairs come to me on the wind.
+ Where is he now?
+
+OCTAVIA My lord, in Athens.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR No, my most wronged sister; Cleopatra
+ Hath nodded him to her. He hath given his empire
+ Up to a whore; who now are levying
+ The kings o' the earth for war; he hath assembled
+ Bocchus, the king of Libya; Archelaus,
+ Of Cappadocia; Philadelphos, king
+ Of Paphlagonia; the Thracian king, Adallas;
+ King Malchus of Arabia; King of Pont;
+ Herod of Jewry; Mithridates, king
+ Of Comagene; Polemon and Amyntas,
+ The kings of Mede and Lycaonia,
+ With a more larger list of sceptres.
+
+OCTAVIA Ay me, most wretched,
+ That have my heart parted betwixt two friends
+ That do afflict each other!
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Welcome hither:
+ Your letters did withhold our breaking forth;
+ Till we perceived, both how you were wrong led,
+ And we in negligent danger. Cheer your heart;
+ Be you not troubled with the time, which drives
+ O'er your content these strong necessities;
+ But let determined things to destiny
+ Hold unbewail'd their way. Welcome to Rome;
+ Nothing more dear to me. You are abused
+ Beyond the mark of thought: and the high gods,
+ To do you justice, make them ministers
+ Of us and those that love you. Best of comfort;
+ And ever welcome to us.
+
+AGRIPPA Welcome, lady.
+
+MECAENAS Welcome, dear madam.
+ Each heart in Rome does love and pity you:
+ Only the adulterous Antony, most large
+ In his abominations, turns you off;
+ And gives his potent regiment to a trull,
+ That noises it against us.
+
+OCTAVIA Is it so, sir?
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Most certain. Sister, welcome: pray you,
+ Be ever known to patience: my dear'st sister!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Near Actium. MARK ANTONY's camp.
+
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA and DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS]
+
+CLEOPATRA I will be even with thee, doubt it not.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS But why, why, why?
+
+CLEOPATRA Thou hast forspoke my being in these wars,
+ And say'st it is not fit.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Well, is it, is it?
+
+CLEOPATRA If not denounced against us, why should not we
+ Be there in person?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS [Aside] Well, I could reply:
+ If we should serve with horse and mares together,
+ The horse were merely lost; the mares would bear
+ A soldier and his horse.
+
+CLEOPATRA What is't you say?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Your presence needs must puzzle Antony;
+ Take from his heart, take from his brain,
+ from's time,
+ What should not then be spared. He is already
+ Traduced for levity; and 'tis said in Rome
+ That Photinus an eunuch and your maids
+ Manage this war.
+
+CLEOPATRA Sink Rome, and their tongues rot
+ That speak against us! A charge we bear i' the war,
+ And, as the president of my kingdom, will
+ Appear there for a man. Speak not against it:
+ I will not stay behind.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Nay, I have done.
+ Here comes the emperor.
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY and CANIDIUS]
+
+MARK ANTONY Is it not strange, Canidius,
+ That from Tarentum and Brundusium
+ He could so quickly cut the Ionian sea,
+ And take in Toryne? You have heard on't, sweet?
+
+CLEOPATRA Celerity is never more admired
+ Than by the negligent.
+
+MARK ANTONY A good rebuke,
+ Which might have well becomed the best of men,
+ To taunt at slackness. Canidius, we
+ Will fight with him by sea.
+
+CLEOPATRA By sea! what else?
+
+CANIDIUS Why will my lord do so?
+
+MARK ANTONY For that he dares us to't.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS So hath my lord dared him to single fight.
+
+CANIDIUS Ay, and to wage this battle at Pharsalia.
+ Where Caesar fought with Pompey: but these offers,
+ Which serve not for his vantage, be shakes off;
+ And so should you.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Your ships are not well mann'd;
+ Your mariners are muleters, reapers, people
+ Ingross'd by swift impress; in Caesar's fleet
+ Are those that often have 'gainst Pompey fought:
+ Their ships are yare; yours, heavy: no disgrace
+ Shall fall you for refusing him at sea,
+ Being prepared for land.
+
+MARK ANTONY By sea, by sea.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Most worthy sir, you therein throw away
+ The absolute soldiership you have by land;
+ Distract your army, which doth most consist
+ Of war-mark'd footmen; leave unexecuted
+ Your own renowned knowledge; quite forego
+ The way which promises assurance; and
+ Give up yourself merely to chance and hazard,
+ From firm security.
+
+MARK ANTONY I'll fight at sea.
+
+CLEOPATRA I have sixty sails, Caesar none better.
+
+MARK ANTONY Our overplus of shipping will we burn;
+ And, with the rest full-mann'd, from the head of Actium
+ Beat the approaching Caesar. But if we fail,
+ We then can do't at land.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ Thy business?
+
+Messenger The news is true, my lord; he is descried;
+ Caesar has taken Toryne.
+
+MARK ANTONY Can he be there in person? 'tis impossible;
+ Strange that power should be. Canidius,
+ Our nineteen legions thou shalt hold by land,
+ And our twelve thousand horse. We'll to our ship:
+ Away, my Thetis!
+
+ [Enter a Soldier]
+
+ How now, worthy soldier?
+
+Soldier O noble emperor, do not fight by sea;
+ Trust not to rotten planks: do you misdoubt
+ This sword and these my wounds? Let the Egyptians
+ And the Phoenicians go a-ducking; we
+ Have used to conquer, standing on the earth,
+ And fighting foot to foot.
+
+MARK ANTONY Well, well: away!
+
+ [Exeunt MARK ANTONY, QUEEN CLEOPATRA, and DOMITIUS
+ ENOBARBUS]
+
+Soldier By Hercules, I think I am i' the right.
+
+CANIDIUS Soldier, thou art: but his whole action grows
+ Not in the power on't: so our leader's led,
+ And we are women's men.
+
+Soldier You keep by land
+ The legions and the horse whole, do you not?
+
+CANIDIUS Marcus Octavius, Marcus Justeius,
+ Publicola, and Caelius, are for sea:
+ But we keep whole by land. This speed of Caesar's
+ Carries beyond belief.
+
+Soldier While he was yet in Rome,
+ His power went out in such distractions as
+ Beguiled all spies.
+
+CANIDIUS Who's his lieutenant, hear you?
+
+Soldier They say, one Taurus.
+
+CANIDIUS Well I know the man.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger The emperor calls Canidius.
+
+CANIDIUS With news the time's with labour, and throes forth,
+ Each minute, some.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VIII A plain near Actium.
+
+
+ [Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, and TAURUS, with his army, marching]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Taurus!
+
+TAURUS My lord?
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Strike not by land; keep whole: provoke not battle,
+ Till we have done at sea. Do not exceed
+ The prescript of this scroll: our fortune lies
+ Upon this jump.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IX Another part of the plain.
+
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY and DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS]
+
+MARK ANTONY Set we our squadrons on yond side o' the hill,
+ In eye of Caesar's battle; from which place
+ We may the number of the ships behold,
+ And so proceed accordingly.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+SCENE X Another part of the plain.
+
+
+ [CANIDIUS marcheth with his land army one way over
+ the stage; and TAURUS, the lieutenant of OCTAVIUS
+ CAESAR, the other way. After their going in, is
+ heard the noise of a sea-fight]
+
+ [Alarum. Enter DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Naught, naught all, naught! I can behold no longer:
+ The Antoniad, the Egyptian admiral,
+ With all their sixty, fly and turn the rudder:
+ To see't mine eyes are blasted.
+
+ [Enter SCARUS]
+
+SCARUS Gods and goddesses,
+ All the whole synod of them!
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS What's thy passion!
+
+SCARUS The greater cantle of the world is lost
+ With very ignorance; we have kiss'd away
+ Kingdoms and provinces.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS How appears the fight?
+
+SCARUS On our side like the token'd pestilence,
+ Where death is sure. Yon ribaudred nag of Egypt,--
+ Whom leprosy o'ertake!--i' the midst o' the fight,
+ When vantage like a pair of twins appear'd,
+ Both as the same, or rather ours the elder,
+ The breese upon her, like a cow in June,
+ Hoists sails and flies.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS That I beheld:
+ Mine eyes did sicken at the sight, and could not
+ Endure a further view.
+
+SCARUS She once being loof'd,
+ The noble ruin of her magic, Antony,
+ Claps on his sea-wing, and, like a doting mallard,
+ Leaving the fight in height, flies after her:
+ I never saw an action of such shame;
+ Experience, manhood, honour, ne'er before
+ Did violate so itself.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Alack, alack!
+
+ [Enter CANIDIUS]
+
+CANIDIUS Our fortune on the sea is out of breath,
+ And sinks most lamentably. Had our general
+ Been what he knew himself, it had gone well:
+ O, he has given example for our flight,
+ Most grossly, by his own!
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Ay, are you thereabouts?
+ Why, then, good night indeed.
+
+CANIDIUS Toward Peloponnesus are they fled.
+
+SCARUS 'Tis easy to't; and there I will attend
+ What further comes.
+
+CANIDIUS To Caesar will I render
+ My legions and my horse: six kings already
+ Show me the way of yielding.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS I'll yet follow
+ The wounded chance of Antony, though my reason
+ Sits in the wind against me.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE XI Alexandria. CLEOPATRA's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY with Attendants]
+
+MARK ANTONY Hark! the land bids me tread no more upon't;
+ It is ashamed to bear me! Friends, come hither:
+ I am so lated in the world, that I
+ Have lost my way for ever: I have a ship
+ Laden with gold; take that, divide it; fly,
+ And make your peace with Caesar.
+
+All Fly! not we.
+
+MARK ANTONY I have fled myself; and have instructed cowards
+ To run and show their shoulders. Friends, be gone;
+ I have myself resolved upon a course
+ Which has no need of you; be gone:
+ My treasure's in the harbour, take it. O,
+ I follow'd that I blush to look upon:
+ My very hairs do mutiny; for the white
+ Reprove the brown for rashness, and they them
+ For fear and doting. Friends, be gone: you shall
+ Have letters from me to some friends that will
+ Sweep your way for you. Pray you, look not sad,
+ Nor make replies of loathness: take the hint
+ Which my despair proclaims; let that be left
+ Which leaves itself: to the sea-side straightway:
+ I will possess you of that ship and treasure.
+ Leave me, I pray, a little: pray you now:
+ Nay, do so; for, indeed, I have lost command,
+ Therefore I pray you: I'll see you by and by.
+
+ [Sits down]
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA led by CHARMIAN and IRAS; EROS
+ following]
+
+EROS Nay, gentle madam, to him, comfort him.
+
+IRAS Do, most dear queen.
+
+CHARMIAN Do! why: what else?
+
+CLEOPATRA Let me sit down. O Juno!
+
+MARK ANTONY No, no, no, no, no.
+
+EROS See you here, sir?
+
+MARK ANTONY O fie, fie, fie!
+
+CHARMIAN Madam!
+
+IRAS Madam, O good empress!
+
+EROS Sir, sir,--
+
+MARK ANTONY Yes, my lord, yes; he at Philippi kept
+ His sword e'en like a dancer; while I struck
+ The lean and wrinkled Cassius; and 'twas I
+ That the mad Brutus ended: he alone
+ Dealt on lieutenantry, and no practise had
+ In the brave squares of war: yet now--No matter.
+
+CLEOPATRA Ah, stand by.
+
+EROS The queen, my lord, the queen.
+
+IRAS Go to him, madam, speak to him:
+ He is unqualitied with very shame.
+
+CLEOPATRA Well then, sustain him: O!
+
+EROS Most noble sir, arise; the queen approaches:
+ Her head's declined, and death will seize her, but
+ Your comfort makes the rescue.
+
+MARK ANTONY I have offended reputation,
+ A most unnoble swerving.
+
+EROS Sir, the queen.
+
+MARK ANTONY O, whither hast thou led me, Egypt? See,
+ How I convey my shame out of thine eyes
+ By looking back what I have left behind
+ 'Stroy'd in dishonour.
+
+CLEOPATRA O my lord, my lord,
+ Forgive my fearful sails! I little thought
+ You would have follow'd.
+
+MARK ANTONY Egypt, thou knew'st too well
+ My heart was to thy rudder tied by the strings,
+ And thou shouldst tow me after: o'er my spirit
+ Thy full supremacy thou knew'st, and that
+ Thy beck might from the bidding of the gods
+ Command me.
+
+CLEOPATRA O, my pardon!
+
+MARK ANTONY Now I must
+ To the young man send humble treaties, dodge
+ And palter in the shifts of lowness; who
+ With half the bulk o' the world play'd as I pleased,
+ Making and marring fortunes. You did know
+ How much you were my conqueror; and that
+ My sword, made weak by my affection, would
+ Obey it on all cause.
+
+CLEOPATRA Pardon, pardon!
+
+MARK ANTONY Fall not a tear, I say; one of them rates
+ All that is won and lost: give me a kiss;
+ Even this repays me. We sent our schoolmaster;
+ Is he come back? Love, I am full of lead.
+ Some wine, within there, and our viands! Fortune knows
+ We scorn her most when most she offers blows.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE XII Egypt. OCTAVIUS CAESAR's camp.
+
+
+ [Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, DOLABELLA, THYREUS, with others]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Let him appear that's come from Antony.
+ Know you him?
+
+DOLABELLA Caesar, 'tis his schoolmaster:
+ An argument that he is pluck'd, when hither
+ He sends so poor a pinion off his wing,
+ Which had superfluous kings for messengers
+ Not many moons gone by.
+
+ [Enter EUPHRONIUS, ambassador from MARK ANTONY]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Approach, and speak.
+
+EUPHRONIUS Such as I am, I come from Antony:
+ I was of late as petty to his ends
+ As is the morn-dew on the myrtle-leaf
+ To his grand sea.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Be't so: declare thine office.
+
+EUPHRONIUS Lord of his fortunes he salutes thee, and
+ Requires to live in Egypt: which not granted,
+ He lessens his requests; and to thee sues
+ To let him breathe between the heavens and earth,
+ A private man in Athens: this for him.
+ Next, Cleopatra does confess thy greatness;
+ Submits her to thy might; and of thee craves
+ The circle of the Ptolemies for her heirs,
+ Now hazarded to thy grace.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR For Antony,
+ I have no ears to his request. The queen
+ Of audience nor desire shall fail, so she
+ From Egypt drive her all-disgraced friend,
+ Or take his life there: this if she perform,
+ She shall not sue unheard. So to them both.
+
+EUPHRONIUS Fortune pursue thee!
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Bring him through the bands.
+
+ [Exit EUPHRONIUS]
+
+ [To THYREUS] To try eloquence, now 'tis time: dispatch;
+ From Antony win Cleopatra: promise,
+ And in our name, what she requires; add more,
+ From thine invention, offers: women are not
+ In their best fortunes strong; but want will perjure
+ The ne'er touch'd vestal: try thy cunning, Thyreus;
+ Make thine own edict for thy pains, which we
+ Will answer as a law.
+
+THYREUS Caesar, I go.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Observe how Antony becomes his flaw,
+ And what thou think'st his very action speaks
+ In every power that moves.
+
+THYREUS Caesar, I shall.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE XIII Alexandria. CLEOPATRA's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA, DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS, CHARMIAN, and IRAS]
+
+CLEOPATRA What shall we do, Enobarbus?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Think, and die.
+
+CLEOPATRA Is Antony or we in fault for this?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Antony only, that would make his will
+ Lord of his reason. What though you fled
+ From that great face of war, whose several ranges
+ Frighted each other? why should he follow?
+ The itch of his affection should not then
+ Have nick'd his captainship; at such a point,
+ When half to half the world opposed, he being
+ The meered question: 'twas a shame no less
+ Than was his loss, to course your flying flags,
+ And leave his navy gazing.
+
+CLEOPATRA Prithee, peace.
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY with EUPHRONIUS, the Ambassador]
+
+MARK ANTONY Is that his answer?
+
+EUPHRONIUS Ay, my lord.
+
+MARK ANTONY The queen shall then have courtesy, so she
+ Will yield us up.
+
+EUPHRONIUS He says so.
+
+MARK ANTONY Let her know't.
+ To the boy Caesar send this grizzled head,
+ And he will fill thy wishes to the brim
+ With principalities.
+
+CLEOPATRA That head, my lord?
+
+MARK ANTONY To him again: tell him he wears the rose
+ Of youth upon him; from which the world should note
+ Something particular: his coin, ships, legions,
+ May be a coward's; whose ministers would prevail
+ Under the service of a child as soon
+ As i' the command of Caesar: I dare him therefore
+ To lay his gay comparisons apart,
+ And answer me declined, sword against sword,
+ Ourselves alone. I'll write it: follow me.
+
+ [Exeunt MARK ANTONY and EUPHRONIUS]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS [Aside] Yes, like enough, high-battled Caesar will
+ Unstate his happiness, and be staged to the show,
+ Against a sworder! I see men's judgments are
+ A parcel of their fortunes; and things outward
+ Do draw the inward quality after them,
+ To suffer all alike. That he should dream,
+ Knowing all measures, the full Caesar will
+ Answer his emptiness! Caesar, thou hast subdued
+ His judgment too.
+
+ [Enter an Attendant]
+
+Attendant A messenger from CAESAR.
+
+CLEOPATRA What, no more ceremony? See, my women!
+ Against the blown rose may they stop their nose
+ That kneel'd unto the buds. Admit him, sir.
+
+ [Exit Attendant]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS [Aside] Mine honesty and I begin to square.
+ The loyalty well held to fools does make
+ Our faith mere folly: yet he that can endure
+ To follow with allegiance a fall'n lord
+ Does conquer him that did his master conquer
+ And earns a place i' the story.
+
+ [Enter THYREUS]
+
+CLEOPATRA Caesar's will?
+
+THYREUS Hear it apart.
+
+CLEOPATRA None but friends: say boldly.
+
+THYREUS So, haply, are they friends to Antony.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS He needs as many, sir, as Caesar has;
+ Or needs not us. If Caesar please, our master
+ Will leap to be his friend: for us, you know,
+ Whose he is we are, and that is, Caesar's.
+
+THYREUS So.
+ Thus then, thou most renown'd: Caesar entreats,
+ Not to consider in what case thou stand'st,
+ Further than he is Caesar.
+
+CLEOPATRA Go on: right royal.
+
+THYREUS He knows that you embrace not Antony
+ As you did love, but as you fear'd him.
+
+CLEOPATRA O!
+
+THYREUS The scars upon your honour, therefore, he
+ Does pity, as constrained blemishes,
+ Not as deserved.
+
+CLEOPATRA He is a god, and knows
+ What is most right: mine honour was not yielded,
+ But conquer'd merely.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS [Aside] To be sure of that,
+ I will ask Antony. Sir, sir, thou art so leaky,
+ That we must leave thee to thy sinking, for
+ Thy dearest quit thee.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+THYREUS Shall I say to Caesar
+ What you require of him? for he partly begs
+ To be desired to give. It much would please him,
+ That of his fortunes you should make a staff
+ To lean upon: but it would warm his spirits,
+ To hear from me you had left Antony,
+ And put yourself under his shrowd,
+ The universal landlord.
+
+CLEOPATRA What's your name?
+
+THYREUS My name is Thyreus.
+
+CLEOPATRA Most kind messenger,
+ Say to great Caesar this: in deputation
+ I kiss his conquering hand: tell him, I am prompt
+ To lay my crown at 's feet, and there to kneel:
+ Tell him from his all-obeying breath I hear
+ The doom of Egypt.
+
+THYREUS 'Tis your noblest course.
+ Wisdom and fortune combating together,
+ If that the former dare but what it can,
+ No chance may shake it. Give me grace to lay
+ My duty on your hand.
+
+CLEOPATRA Your Caesar's father oft,
+ When he hath mused of taking kingdoms in,
+ Bestow'd his lips on that unworthy place,
+ As it rain'd kisses.
+
+ [Re-enter MARK ANTONY and DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS]
+
+MARK ANTONY Favours, by Jove that thunders!
+ What art thou, fellow?
+
+THYREUS One that but performs
+ The bidding of the fullest man, and worthiest
+ To have command obey'd.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS [Aside] You will be whipp'd.
+
+MARK ANTONY Approach, there! Ah, you kite! Now, gods
+ and devils!
+ Authority melts from me: of late, when I cried 'Ho!'
+ Like boys unto a muss, kings would start forth,
+ And cry 'Your will?' Have you no ears? I am
+ Antony yet.
+
+ [Enter Attendants]
+
+ Take hence this Jack, and whip him.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS [Aside] 'Tis better playing with a lion's whelp
+ Than with an old one dying.
+
+MARK ANTONY Moon and stars!
+ Whip him. Were't twenty of the greatest tributaries
+ That do acknowledge Caesar, should I find them
+ So saucy with the hand of she here,--what's her name,
+ Since she was Cleopatra? Whip him, fellows,
+ Till, like a boy, you see him cringe his face,
+ And whine aloud for mercy: take him hence.
+
+THYREUS Mark Antony!
+
+
+MARK ANTONY Tug him away: being whipp'd,
+ Bring him again: this Jack of Caesar's shall
+ Bear us an errand to him.
+
+ [Exeunt Attendants with THYREUS]
+
+ You were half blasted ere I knew you: ha!
+ Have I my pillow left unpress'd in Rome,
+ Forborne the getting of a lawful race,
+ And by a gem of women, to be abused
+ By one that looks on feeders?
+
+CLEOPATRA Good my lord,--
+
+MARK ANTONY You have been a boggler ever:
+ But when we in our viciousness grow hard--
+ O misery on't!--the wise gods seel our eyes;
+ In our own filth drop our clear judgments; make us
+ Adore our errors; laugh at's, while we strut
+ To our confusion.
+
+CLEOPATRA O, is't come to this?
+
+MARK ANTONY I found you as a morsel cold upon
+ Dead Caesar's trencher; nay, you were a fragment
+ Of Cneius Pompey's; besides what hotter hours,
+ Unregister'd in vulgar fame, you have
+ Luxuriously pick'd out: for, I am sure,
+ Though you can guess what temperance should be,
+ You know not what it is.
+
+CLEOPATRA Wherefore is this?
+
+MARK ANTONY To let a fellow that will take rewards
+ And say 'God quit you!' be familiar with
+ My playfellow, your hand; this kingly seal
+ And plighter of high hearts! O, that I were
+ Upon the hill of Basan, to outroar
+ The horned herd! for I have savage cause;
+ And to proclaim it civilly, were like
+ A halter'd neck which does the hangman thank
+ For being yare about him.
+
+ [Re-enter Attendants with THYREUS]
+
+ Is he whipp'd?
+
+First Attendant Soundly, my lord.
+
+MARK ANTONY Cried he? and begg'd a' pardon?
+
+First Attendant He did ask favour.
+
+MARK ANTONY If that thy father live, let him repent
+ Thou wast not made his daughter; and be thou sorry
+ To follow Caesar in his triumph, since
+ Thou hast been whipp'd for following him: henceforth
+ The white hand of a lady fever thee,
+ Shake thou to look on 't. Get thee back to Caesar,
+ Tell him thy entertainment: look, thou say
+ He makes me angry with him; for he seems
+ Proud and disdainful, harping on what I am,
+ Not what he knew I was: he makes me angry;
+ And at this time most easy 'tis to do't,
+ When my good stars, that were my former guides,
+ Have empty left their orbs, and shot their fires
+ Into the abysm of hell. If he mislike
+ My speech and what is done, tell him he has
+ Hipparchus, my enfranched bondman, whom
+ He may at pleasure whip, or hang, or torture,
+ As he shall like, to quit me: urge it thou:
+ Hence with thy stripes, begone!
+
+ [Exit THYREUS]
+
+CLEOPATRA Have you done yet?
+
+MARK ANTONY Alack, our terrene moon
+ Is now eclipsed; and it portends alone
+ The fall of Antony!
+
+CLEOPATRA I must stay his time.
+
+MARK ANTONY To flatter Caesar, would you mingle eyes
+ With one that ties his points?
+
+CLEOPATRA Not know me yet?
+
+MARK ANTONY Cold-hearted toward me?
+
+CLEOPATRA Ah, dear, if I be so,
+ From my cold heart let heaven engender hail,
+ And poison it in the source; and the first stone
+ Drop in my neck: as it determines, so
+ Dissolve my life! The next Caesarion smite!
+ Till by degrees the memory of my womb,
+ Together with my brave Egyptians all,
+ By the discandying of this pelleted storm,
+ Lie graveless, till the flies and gnats of Nile
+ Have buried them for prey!
+
+MARK ANTONY I am satisfied.
+ Caesar sits down in Alexandria; where
+ I will oppose his fate. Our force by land
+ Hath nobly held; our sever'd navy too
+ Have knit again, and fleet, threatening most sea-like.
+ Where hast thou been, my heart? Dost thou hear, lady?
+ If from the field I shall return once more
+ To kiss these lips, I will appear in blood;
+ I and my sword will earn our chronicle:
+ There's hope in't yet.
+
+CLEOPATRA That's my brave lord!
+
+MARK ANTONY I will be treble-sinew'd, hearted, breathed,
+ And fight maliciously: for when mine hours
+ Were nice and lucky, men did ransom lives
+ Of me for jests; but now I'll set my teeth,
+ And send to darkness all that stop me. Come,
+ Let's have one other gaudy night: call to me
+ All my sad captains; fill our bowls once more;
+ Let's mock the midnight bell.
+
+CLEOPATRA It is my birth-day:
+ I had thought to have held it poor: but, since my lord
+ Is Antony again, I will be Cleopatra.
+
+MARK ANTONY We will yet do well.
+
+CLEOPATRA Call all his noble captains to my lord.
+
+MARK ANTONY Do so, we'll speak to them; and to-night I'll force
+ The wine peep through their scars. Come on, my queen;
+ There's sap in't yet. The next time I do fight,
+ I'll make death love me; for I will contend
+ Even with his pestilent scythe.
+
+ [Exeunt all but DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Now he'll outstare the lightning. To be furious,
+ Is to be frighted out of fear; and in that mood
+ The dove will peck the estridge; and I see still,
+ A diminution in our captain's brain
+ Restores his heart: when valour preys on reason,
+ It eats the sword it fights with. I will seek
+ Some way to leave him.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before Alexandria. OCTAVIUS CAESAR's camp.
+
+
+ [Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, AGRIPPA, and MECAENAS, with
+ his Army; OCTAVIUS CAESAR reading a letter]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR He calls me boy; and chides, as he had power
+ To beat me out of Egypt; my messenger
+ He hath whipp'd with rods; dares me to personal combat,
+ Caesar to Antony: let the old ruffian know
+ I have many other ways to die; meantime
+ Laugh at his challenge.
+
+MECAENAS Caesar must think,
+ When one so great begins to rage, he's hunted
+ Even to falling. Give him no breath, but now
+ Make boot of his distraction: never anger
+ Made good guard for itself.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Let our best heads
+ Know, that to-morrow the last of many battles
+ We mean to fight: within our files there are,
+ Of those that served Mark Antony but late,
+ Enough to fetch him in. See it done:
+ And feast the army; we have store to do't,
+ And they have earn'd the waste. Poor Antony!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Alexandria. CLEOPATRA's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY, CLEOPATRA, DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS,
+ CHARMIAN, IRAS, ALEXAS, with others]
+
+MARK ANTONY He will not fight with me, Domitius.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS No.
+
+MARK ANTONY Why should he not?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS He thinks, being twenty times of better fortune,
+ He is twenty men to one.
+
+MARK ANTONY To-morrow, soldier,
+ By sea and land I'll fight: or I will live,
+ Or bathe my dying honour in the blood
+ Shall make it live again. Woo't thou fight well?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS I'll strike, and cry 'Take all.'
+
+MARK ANTONY Well said; come on.
+ Call forth my household servants: let's to-night
+ Be bounteous at our meal.
+
+ [Enter three or four Servitors]
+
+ Give me thy hand,
+ Thou hast been rightly honest;--so hast thou;--
+ Thou,--and thou,--and thou:--you have served me well,
+ And kings have been your fellows.
+
+CLEOPATRA [Aside to DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS] What means this?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS [Aside to CLEOPATRA] 'Tis one of those odd
+ tricks which sorrow shoots
+ Out of the mind.
+
+MARK ANTONY And thou art honest too.
+ I wish I could be made so many men,
+ And all of you clapp'd up together in
+ An Antony, that I might do you service
+ So good as you have done.
+
+All The gods forbid!
+
+MARK ANTONY Well, my good fellows, wait on me to-night:
+ Scant not my cups; and make as much of me
+ As when mine empire was your fellow too,
+ And suffer'd my command.
+
+CLEOPATRA [Aside to DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS] What does he mean?
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS [Aside to CLEOPATRA] To make his followers weep.
+
+MARK ANTONY Tend me to-night;
+ May be it is the period of your duty:
+ Haply you shall not see me more; or if,
+ A mangled shadow: perchance to-morrow
+ You'll serve another master. I look on you
+ As one that takes his leave. Mine honest friends,
+ I turn you not away; but, like a master
+ Married to your good service, stay till death:
+ Tend me to-night two hours, I ask no more,
+ And the gods yield you for't!
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS What mean you, sir,
+ To give them this discomfort? Look, they weep;
+ And I, an ass, am onion-eyed: for shame,
+ Transform us not to women.
+
+MARK ANTONY Ho, ho, ho!
+ Now the witch take me, if I meant it thus!
+ Grace grow where those drops fall!
+ My hearty friends,
+ You take me in too dolorous a sense;
+ For I spake to you for your comfort; did desire you
+ To burn this night with torches: know, my hearts,
+ I hope well of to-morrow; and will lead you
+ Where rather I'll expect victorious life
+ Than death and honour. Let's to supper, come,
+ And drown consideration.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. Before the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter two Soldiers to their guard]
+
+First Soldier Brother, good night: to-morrow is the day.
+
+Second Soldier It will determine one way: fare you well.
+ Heard you of nothing strange about the streets?
+
+First Soldier Nothing. What news?
+
+Second Soldier Belike 'tis but a rumour. Good night to you.
+
+First Soldier Well, sir, good night.
+
+ [Enter two other Soldiers]
+
+Second Soldier Soldiers, have careful watch.
+
+Third Soldier And you. Good night, good night.
+
+ [They place themselves in every corner of the stage]
+
+Fourth Soldier Here we: and if to-morrow
+ Our navy thrive, I have an absolute hope
+ Our landmen will stand up.
+
+Third Soldier 'Tis a brave army,
+ And full of purpose.
+
+ [Music of the hautboys as under the stage]
+
+Fourth Soldier Peace! what noise?
+
+First Soldier List, list!
+
+Second Soldier Hark!
+
+First Soldier Music i' the air.
+
+Third Soldier Under the earth.
+
+Fourth Soldier It signs well, does it not?
+
+Third Soldier No.
+
+First Soldier Peace, I say!
+ What should this mean?
+
+Second Soldier 'Tis the god Hercules, whom Antony loved,
+ Now leaves him.
+
+First Soldier Walk; let's see if other watchmen
+ Do hear what we do?
+
+ [They advance to another post]
+
+Second Soldier How now, masters!
+
+All [Speaking together] How now!
+ How now! do you hear this?
+
+First Soldier Ay; is't not strange?
+
+Third Soldier Do you hear, masters? do you hear?
+
+First Soldier Follow the noise so far as we have quarter;
+ Let's see how it will give off.
+
+All Content. 'Tis strange.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The same. A room in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY and CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, and
+ others attending]
+
+MARK ANTONY Eros! mine armour, Eros!
+
+CLEOPATRA Sleep a little.
+
+MARK ANTONY No, my chuck. Eros, come; mine armour, Eros!
+
+ [Enter EROS with armour]
+
+ Come good fellow, put mine iron on:
+ If fortune be not ours to-day, it is
+ Because we brave her: come.
+
+CLEOPATRA Nay, I'll help too.
+ What's this for?
+
+MARK ANTONY Ah, let be, let be! thou art
+ The armourer of my heart: false, false; this, this.
+
+CLEOPATRA Sooth, la, I'll help: thus it must be.
+
+MARK ANTONY Well, well;
+ We shall thrive now. Seest thou, my good fellow?
+ Go put on thy defences.
+
+EROS Briefly, sir.
+
+CLEOPATRA Is not this buckled well?
+
+MARK ANTONY Rarely, rarely:
+ He that unbuckles this, till we do please
+ To daff't for our repose, shall hear a storm.
+ Thou fumblest, Eros; and my queen's a squire
+ More tight at this than thou: dispatch. O love,
+ That thou couldst see my wars to-day, and knew'st
+ The royal occupation! thou shouldst see
+ A workman in't.
+
+ [Enter an armed Soldier]
+
+ Good morrow to thee; welcome:
+ Thou look'st like him that knows a warlike charge:
+ To business that we love we rise betime,
+ And go to't with delight.
+
+Soldier A thousand, sir,
+ Early though't be, have on their riveted trim,
+ And at the port expect you.
+
+ [Shout. Trumpets flourish]
+
+ [Enter Captains and Soldiers]
+
+Captain The morn is fair. Good morrow, general.
+
+All Good morrow, general.
+
+MARK ANTONY 'Tis well blown, lads:
+ This morning, like the spirit of a youth
+ That means to be of note, begins betimes.
+ So, so; come, give me that: this way; well said.
+ Fare thee well, dame, whate'er becomes of me:
+ This is a soldier's kiss: rebukeable
+
+ [Kisses her]
+
+ And worthy shameful cheque it were, to stand
+ On more mechanic compliment; I'll leave thee
+ Now, like a man of steel. You that will fight,
+ Follow me close; I'll bring you to't. Adieu.
+
+ [Exeunt MARK ANTONY, EROS, Captains, and Soldiers]
+
+CHARMIAN Please you, retire to your chamber.
+
+CLEOPATRA Lead me.
+ He goes forth gallantly. That he and Caesar might
+ Determine this great war in single fight!
+ Then Antony,--but now--Well, on.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V Alexandria. MARK ANTONY's camp.
+
+
+ [Trumpets sound. Enter MARK ANTONY and EROS; a
+ Soldier meeting them]
+
+Soldier The gods make this a happy day to Antony!
+
+MARK ANTONY Would thou and those thy scars had once prevail'd
+ To make me fight at land!
+
+Soldier Hadst thou done so,
+ The kings that have revolted, and the soldier
+ That has this morning left thee, would have still
+ Follow'd thy heels.
+
+MARK ANTONY Who's gone this morning?
+
+Soldier Who!
+ One ever near thee: call for Enobarbus,
+ He shall not hear thee; or from Caesar's camp
+ Say 'I am none of thine.'
+
+MARK ANTONY What say'st thou?
+
+Soldier Sir,
+ He is with Caesar.
+
+EROS Sir, his chests and treasure
+ He has not with him.
+
+MARK ANTONY Is he gone?
+
+Soldier Most certain.
+
+MARK ANTONY Go, Eros, send his treasure after; do it;
+ Detain no jot, I charge thee: write to him--
+ I will subscribe--gentle adieus and greetings;
+ Say that I wish he never find more cause
+ To change a master. O, my fortunes have
+ Corrupted honest men! Dispatch.--Enobarbus!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Alexandria. OCTAVIUS CAESAR's camp.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, AGRIPPA, with
+ DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS, and others]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Go forth, Agrippa, and begin the fight:
+ Our will is Antony be took alive;
+ Make it so known.
+
+AGRIPPA Caesar, I shall.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR The time of universal peace is near:
+ Prove this a prosperous day, the three-nook'd world
+ Shall bear the olive freely.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger Antony
+ Is come into the field.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Go charge Agrippa
+ Plant those that have revolted in the van,
+ That Antony may seem to spend his fury
+ Upon himself.
+
+ [Exeunt all but DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Alexas did revolt; and went to Jewry on
+ Affairs of Antony; there did persuade
+ Great Herod to incline himself to Caesar,
+ And leave his master Antony: for this pains
+ Caesar hath hang'd him. Canidius and the rest
+ That fell away have entertainment, but
+ No honourable trust. I have done ill;
+ Of which I do accuse myself so sorely,
+ That I will joy no more.
+
+ [Enter a Soldier of CAESAR's]
+
+Soldier Enobarbus, Antony
+ Hath after thee sent all thy treasure, with
+ His bounty overplus: the messenger
+ Came on my guard; and at thy tent is now
+ Unloading of his mules.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS I give it you.
+
+Soldier Mock not, Enobarbus.
+ I tell you true: best you safed the bringer
+ Out of the host; I must attend mine office,
+ Or would have done't myself. Your emperor
+ Continues still a Jove.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS I am alone the villain of the earth,
+ And feel I am so most. O Antony,
+ Thou mine of bounty, how wouldst thou have paid
+ My better service, when my turpitude
+ Thou dost so crown with gold! This blows my heart:
+ If swift thought break it not, a swifter mean
+ Shall outstrike thought: but thought will do't, I feel.
+ I fight against thee! No: I will go seek
+ Some ditch wherein to die; the foul'st best fits
+ My latter part of life.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Field of battle between the camps.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Drums and trumpets. Enter AGRIPPA
+ and others]
+
+AGRIPPA Retire, we have engaged ourselves too far:
+ Caesar himself has work, and our oppression
+ Exceeds what we expected.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Alarums. Enter MARK ANTONY and SCARUS wounded]
+
+SCARUS O my brave emperor, this is fought indeed!
+ Had we done so at first, we had droven them home
+ With clouts about their heads.
+
+MARK ANTONY Thou bleed'st apace.
+
+SCARUS I had a wound here that was like a T,
+ But now 'tis made an H.
+
+MARK ANTONY They do retire.
+
+SCARUS We'll beat 'em into bench-holes: I have yet
+ Room for six scotches more.
+
+ [Enter EROS]
+
+EROS They are beaten, sir, and our advantage serves
+ For a fair victory.
+
+SCARUS Let us score their backs,
+ And snatch 'em up, as we take hares, behind:
+ 'Tis sport to maul a runner.
+
+MARK ANTONY I will reward thee
+ Once for thy spritely comfort, and ten-fold
+ For thy good valour. Come thee on.
+
+SCARUS I'll halt after.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VIII Under the walls of Alexandria.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Enter MARK ANTONY, in a march; SCARUS,
+ with others]
+
+MARK ANTONY We have beat him to his camp: run one before,
+ And let the queen know of our gests. To-morrow,
+ Before the sun shall see 's, we'll spill the blood
+ That has to-day escaped. I thank you all;
+ For doughty-handed are you, and have fought
+ Not as you served the cause, but as 't had been
+ Each man's like mine; you have shown all Hectors.
+ Enter the city, clip your wives, your friends,
+ Tell them your feats; whilst they with joyful tears
+ Wash the congealment from your wounds, and kiss
+ The honour'd gashes whole.
+
+ [To SCARUS]
+
+ Give me thy hand
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA, attended]
+
+ To this great fairy I'll commend thy acts,
+ Make her thanks bless thee.
+
+ [To CLEOPATRA]
+
+ O thou day o' the world,
+ Chain mine arm'd neck; leap thou, attire and all,
+ Through proof of harness to my heart, and there
+ Ride on the pants triumphing!
+
+CLEOPATRA Lord of lords!
+ O infinite virtue, comest thou smiling from
+ The world's great snare uncaught?
+
+MARK ANTONY My nightingale,
+ We have beat them to their beds. What, girl!
+ though grey
+ Do something mingle with our younger brown, yet ha' we
+ A brain that nourishes our nerves, and can
+ Get goal for goal of youth. Behold this man;
+ Commend unto his lips thy favouring hand:
+ Kiss it, my warrior: he hath fought to-day
+ As if a god, in hate of mankind, had
+ Destroy'd in such a shape.
+
+CLEOPATRA I'll give thee, friend,
+ An armour all of gold; it was a king's.
+
+MARK ANTONY He has deserved it, were it carbuncled
+ Like holy Phoebus' car. Give me thy hand:
+ Through Alexandria make a jolly march;
+ Bear our hack'd targets like the men that owe them:
+ Had our great palace the capacity
+ To camp this host, we all would sup together,
+ And drink carouses to the next day's fate,
+ Which promises royal peril. Trumpeters,
+ With brazen din blast you the city's ear;
+ Make mingle with rattling tabourines;
+ That heaven and earth may strike their sounds together,
+ Applauding our approach.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IX OCTAVIUS CAESAR's camp.
+
+
+ [Sentinels at their post]
+
+First Soldier If we be not relieved within this hour,
+ We must return to the court of guard: the night
+ Is shiny; and they say we shall embattle
+ By the second hour i' the morn.
+
+Second Soldier This last day was
+ A shrewd one to's.
+
+ [Enter DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS]
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS O, bear me witness, night,--
+
+Third Soldier What man is this?
+
+Second Soldier Stand close, and list him.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS Be witness to me, O thou blessed moon,
+ When men revolted shall upon record
+ Bear hateful memory, poor Enobarbus did
+ Before thy face repent!
+
+First Soldier Enobarbus!
+
+Third Soldier Peace!
+ Hark further.
+
+DOMITIUS ENOBARBUS O sovereign mistress of true melancholy,
+ The poisonous damp of night disponge upon me,
+ That life, a very rebel to my will,
+ May hang no longer on me: throw my heart
+ Against the flint and hardness of my fault:
+ Which, being dried with grief, will break to powder,
+ And finish all foul thoughts. O Antony,
+ Nobler than my revolt is infamous,
+ Forgive me in thine own particular;
+ But let the world rank me in register
+ A master-leaver and a fugitive:
+ O Antony! O Antony!
+
+ [Dies]
+
+Second Soldier Let's speak To him.
+
+First Soldier Let's hear him, for the things he speaks
+ May concern Caesar.
+
+Third Soldier Let's do so. But he sleeps.
+
+First Soldier Swoons rather; for so bad a prayer as his
+ Was never yet for sleep.
+
+Second Soldier Go we to him.
+
+Third Soldier Awake, sir, awake; speak to us.
+
+Second Soldier Hear you, sir?
+
+First Soldier The hand of death hath raught him.
+
+ [Drums afar off]
+
+ Hark! the drums
+ Demurely wake the sleepers. Let us bear him
+ To the court of guard; he is of note: our hour
+ Is fully out.
+
+Third Soldier Come on, then;
+ He may recover yet.
+
+ [Exeunt with the body]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE X Between the two camps.
+
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY and SCARUS, with their Army]
+
+MARK ANTONY Their preparation is to-day by sea;
+ We please them not by land.
+
+SCARUS For both, my lord.
+
+MARK ANTONY I would they'ld fight i' the fire or i' the air;
+ We'ld fight there too. But this it is; our foot
+ Upon the hills adjoining to the city
+ Shall stay with us: order for sea is given;
+ They have put forth the haven [ ]
+ Where their appointment we may best discover,
+ And look on their endeavour.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE XI Another part of the same.
+
+
+ [Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, and his Army]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR But being charged, we will be still by land,
+ Which, as I take't, we shall; for his best force
+ Is forth to man his galleys. To the vales,
+ And hold our best advantage.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE XII Another part of the same.
+
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY and SCARUS]
+
+MARK ANTONY Yet they are not join'd: where yond pine
+ does stand,
+ I shall discover all: I'll bring thee word
+ Straight, how 'tis like to go.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SCARUS Swallows have built
+ In Cleopatra's sails their nests: the augurers
+ Say they know not, they cannot tell; look grimly,
+ And dare not speak their knowledge. Antony
+ Is valiant, and dejected; and, by starts,
+ His fretted fortunes give him hope, and fear,
+ Of what he has, and has not.
+
+ [Alarum afar off, as at a sea-fight]
+
+ [Re-enter MARK ANTONY]
+
+MARK ANTONY All is lost;
+ This foul Egyptian hath betrayed me:
+ My fleet hath yielded to the foe; and yonder
+ They cast their caps up and carouse together
+ Like friends long lost. Triple-turn'd whore!
+ 'tis thou
+ Hast sold me to this novice; and my heart
+ Makes only wars on thee. Bid them all fly;
+ For when I am revenged upon my charm,
+ I have done all. Bid them all fly; begone.
+
+ [Exit SCARUS]
+
+ O sun, thy uprise shall I see no more:
+ Fortune and Antony part here; even here
+ Do we shake hands. All come to this? The hearts
+ That spaniel'd me at heels, to whom I gave
+ Their wishes, do discandy, melt their sweets
+ On blossoming Caesar; and this pine is bark'd,
+ That overtopp'd them all. Betray'd I am:
+ O this false soul of Egypt! this grave charm,--
+ Whose eye beck'd forth my wars, and call'd them home;
+ Whose bosom was my crownet, my chief end,--
+ Like a right gipsy, hath, at fast and loose,
+ Beguiled me to the very heart of loss.
+ What, Eros, Eros!
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA]
+
+ Ah, thou spell! Avaunt!
+
+CLEOPATRA Why is my lord enraged against his love?
+
+MARK ANTONY Vanish, or I shall give thee thy deserving,
+ And blemish Caesar's triumph. Let him take thee,
+ And hoist thee up to the shouting plebeians:
+ Follow his chariot, like the greatest spot
+ Of all thy sex; most monster-like, be shown
+ For poor'st diminutives, for doits; and let
+ Patient Octavia plough thy visage up
+ With her prepared nails.
+
+ [Exit CLEOPATRA]
+
+ 'Tis well thou'rt gone,
+ If it be well to live; but better 'twere
+ Thou fell'st into my fury, for one death
+ Might have prevented many. Eros, ho!
+ The shirt of Nessus is upon me: teach me,
+ Alcides, thou mine ancestor, thy rage:
+ Let me lodge Lichas on the horns o' the moon;
+ And with those hands, that grasp'd the heaviest club,
+ Subdue my worthiest self. The witch shall die:
+ To the young Roman boy she hath sold me, and I fall
+ Under this plot; she dies for't. Eros, ho!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE XIII Alexandria. Cleopatra's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, IRAS, and MARDIAN]
+
+CLEOPATRA Help me, my women! O, he is more mad
+ Than Telamon for his shield; the boar of Thessaly
+ Was never so emboss'd.
+
+CHARMIAN To the monument!
+ There lock yourself, and send him word you are dead.
+ The soul and body rive not more in parting
+ Than greatness going off.
+
+CLEOPATRA To the monument!
+ Mardian, go tell him I have slain myself;
+ Say, that the last I spoke was 'Antony,'
+ And word it, prithee, piteously: hence, Mardian,
+ And bring me how he takes my death.
+ To the monument!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE XIV The same. Another room.
+
+
+ [Enter MARK ANTONY and EROS]
+
+MARK ANTONY Eros, thou yet behold'st me?
+
+EROS Ay, noble lord.
+
+MARK ANTONY Sometimes we see a cloud that's dragonish;
+ A vapour sometime like a bear or lion,
+ A tower'd citadel, a pendent rock,
+ A forked mountain, or blue promontory
+ With trees upon't, that nod unto the world,
+ And mock our eyes with air: thou hast seen
+ these signs;
+ They are black vesper's pageants.
+
+EROS Ay, my lord,
+
+MARK ANTONY That which is now a horse, even with a thought
+ The rack dislimns, and makes it indistinct,
+ As water is in water.
+
+EROS It does, my lord.
+
+MARK ANTONY My good knave Eros, now thy captain is
+ Even such a body: here I am Antony:
+ Yet cannot hold this visible shape, my knave.
+ I made these wars for Egypt: and the queen,--
+ Whose heart I thought I had, for she had mine;
+ Which whilst it was mine had annex'd unto't
+ A million more, now lost,--she, Eros, has
+ Pack'd cards with Caesar, and false-play'd my glory
+ Unto an enemy's triumph.
+ Nay, weep not, gentle Eros; there is left us
+ Ourselves to end ourselves.
+
+ [Enter MARDIAN]
+
+ O! thy vile lady!
+ She has robb'd me of my sword.
+
+MARDIAN No, Antony;
+ My mistress loved thee, and her fortunes mingled
+ With thine entirely.
+
+MARK ANTONY Hence, saucy eunuch; peace!
+ She hath betray'd me and shall die the death.
+
+MARDIAN Death of one person can be paid but once,
+ And that she has discharged: what thou wouldst do
+ Is done unto thy hand: the last she spake
+ Was 'Antony! most noble Antony!'
+ Then in the midst a tearing groan did break
+ The name of Antony; it was divided
+ Between her heart and lips: she render'd life,
+ Thy name so buried in her.
+
+MARK ANTONY Dead, then?
+
+MARDIAN Dead.
+
+MARK ANTONY Unarm, Eros; the long day's task is done,
+ And we must sleep.
+
+ [To MARDIAN]
+
+ That thou depart'st hence safe,
+ Does pay thy labour richly; go.
+
+ [Exit MARDIAN]
+
+ Off, pluck off:
+ The seven-fold shield of Ajax cannot keep
+ The battery from my heart. O, cleave, my sides!
+ Heart, once be stronger than thy continent,
+ Crack thy frail case! Apace, Eros, apace.
+ No more a soldier: bruised pieces, go;
+ You have been nobly borne. From me awhile.
+
+ [Exit EROS]
+
+ I will o'ertake thee, Cleopatra, and
+ Weep for my pardon. So it must be, for now
+ All length is torture: since the torch is out,
+ Lie down, and stray no farther: now all labour
+ Mars what it does; yea, very force entangles
+ Itself with strength: seal then, and all is done.
+ Eros!--I come, my queen:--Eros!--Stay for me:
+ Where souls do couch on flowers, we'll hand in hand,
+ And with our sprightly port make the ghosts gaze:
+ Dido and her AEneas shall want troops,
+ And all the haunt be ours. Come, Eros, Eros!
+
+ [Re-enter EROS]
+
+EROS What would my lord?
+
+MARK ANTONY Since Cleopatra died,
+ I have lived in such dishonour, that the gods
+ Detest my baseness. I, that with my sword
+ Quarter'd the world, and o'er green Neptune's back
+ With ships made cities, condemn myself to lack
+ The courage of a woman; less noble mind
+ Than she which by her death our Caesar tells
+ 'I am conqueror of myself.' Thou art sworn, Eros,
+ That, when the exigent should come, which now
+ Is come indeed, when I should see behind me
+ The inevitable prosecution of
+ Disgrace and horror, that, on my command,
+ Thou then wouldst kill me: do't; the time is come:
+ Thou strikest not me, 'tis Caesar thou defeat'st.
+ Put colour in thy cheek.
+
+EROS The gods withhold me!
+ Shall I do that which all the Parthian darts,
+ Though enemy, lost aim, and could not?
+
+MARK ANTONY Eros,
+ Wouldst thou be window'd in great Rome and see
+ Thy master thus with pleach'd arms, bending down
+ His corrigible neck, his face subdued
+ To penetrative shame, whilst the wheel'd seat
+ Of fortunate Caesar, drawn before him, branded
+ His baseness that ensued?
+
+EROS I would not see't.
+
+MARK ANTONY Come, then; for with a wound I must be cured.
+ Draw that thy honest sword, which thou hast worn
+ Most useful for thy country.
+
+EROS O, sir, pardon me!
+
+MARK ANTONY When I did make thee free, sworest thou not then
+ To do this when I bade thee? Do it at once;
+ Or thy precedent services are all
+ But accidents unpurposed. Draw, and come.
+
+EROS Turn from me, then, that noble countenance,
+ Wherein the worship of the whole world lies.
+
+MARK ANTONY Lo thee!
+
+ [Turning from him]
+
+EROS My sword is drawn.
+
+MARK ANTONY Then let it do at once
+ The thing why thou hast drawn it.
+
+EROS My dear master,
+ My captain, and my emperor, let me say,
+ Before I strike this bloody stroke, farewell.
+
+MARK ANTONY 'Tis said, man; and farewell.
+
+EROS Farewell, great chief. Shall I strike now?
+
+MARK ANTONY Now, Eros.
+
+EROS Why, there then: thus I do escape the sorrow
+ Of Antony's death.
+
+ [Kills himself]
+
+MARK ANTONY Thrice-nobler than myself!
+ Thou teachest me, O valiant Eros, what
+ I should, and thou couldst not. My queen and Eros
+ Have by their brave instruction got upon me
+ A nobleness in record: but I will be
+ A bridegroom in my death, and run into't
+ As to a lover's bed. Come, then; and, Eros,
+ Thy master dies thy scholar: to do thus
+
+ [Falling on his sword]
+
+ I learn'd of thee. How! not dead? not dead?
+ The guard, ho! O, dispatch me!
+
+ [Enter DERCETAS and Guard]
+
+First Guard What's the noise?
+
+MARK ANTONY I have done my work in, friends: O, make an end
+ Of what I have begun.
+
+Second Guard The star is fall'n.
+
+First Guard And time is at his period.
+
+All Alas, and woe!
+
+MARK ANTONY Let him that loves me strike me dead.
+
+First Guard Not I.
+
+Second Guard Nor I.
+
+Third Guard Nor any one.
+
+ [Exeunt Guard]
+
+DERCETAS Thy death and fortunes bid thy followers fly.
+ This sword but shown to Caesar, with this tidings,
+ Shall enter me with him.
+
+ [Enter DIOMEDES]
+
+DIOMEDES Where's Antony?
+
+DERCETAS There, Diomed there.
+
+DIOMEDES Lives he?
+ Wilt thou not answer, man?
+
+ [Exit DERCETAS]
+
+MARK ANTONY Art thou there, Diomed? Draw thy sword, and give me
+ Sufficing strokes for death.
+
+DIOMEDES Most absolute lord,
+ My mistress Cleopatra sent me to thee.
+
+MARK ANTONY When did she send thee?
+
+DIOMEDES Now, my lord.
+
+MARK ANTONY Where is she?
+
+DIOMEDES Lock'd in her monument. She had a prophesying fear
+ Of what hath come to pass: for when she saw--
+ Which never shall be found--you did suspect
+ She had disposed with Caesar, and that your rage
+ Would not be purged, she sent you word she was dead;
+ But, fearing since how it might work, hath sent
+ Me to proclaim the truth; and I am come,
+ I dread, too late.
+
+MARK ANTONY Too late, good Diomed: call my guard, I prithee.
+
+DIOMEDES What, ho, the emperor's guard! The guard, what, ho!
+ Come, your lord calls!
+
+ [Enter four or five of the Guard of MARK ANTONY]
+
+MARK ANTONY Bear me, good friends, where Cleopatra bides;
+ 'Tis the last service that I shall command you.
+
+First Guard Woe, woe are we, sir, you may not live to wear
+ All your true followers out.
+
+All Most heavy day!
+
+MARK ANTONY Nay, good my fellows, do not please sharp fate
+ To grace it with your sorrows: bid that welcome
+ Which comes to punish us, and we punish it
+ Seeming to bear it lightly. Take me up:
+ I have led you oft: carry me now, good friends,
+ And have my thanks for all.
+
+ [Exeunt, bearing MARK ANTONY]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE XV The same. A monument.
+
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA and her maids aloft, with
+ CHARMIAN and IRAS]
+
+CLEOPATRA O Charmian, I will never go from hence.
+
+CHARMIAN Be comforted, dear madam.
+
+CLEOPATRA No, I will not:
+ All strange and terrible events are welcome,
+ But comforts we despise; our size of sorrow,
+ Proportion'd to our cause, must be as great
+ As that which makes it.
+
+ [Enter, below, DIOMEDES]
+
+ How now! is he dead?
+
+DIOMEDES His death's upon him, but not dead.
+ Look out o' the other side your monument;
+ His guard have brought him thither.
+
+ [Enter, below, MARK ANTONY, borne by the Guard]
+
+CLEOPATRA O sun,
+ Burn the great sphere thou movest in!
+ darkling stand
+ The varying shore o' the world. O Antony,
+ Antony, Antony! Help, Charmian, help, Iras, help;
+ Help, friends below; let's draw him hither.
+
+MARK ANTONY Peace!
+ Not Caesar's valour hath o'erthrown Antony,
+ But Antony's hath triumph'd on itself.
+
+CLEOPATRA So it should be, that none but Antony
+ Should conquer Antony; but woe 'tis so!
+
+MARK ANTONY I am dying, Egypt, dying; only
+ I here importune death awhile, until
+ Of many thousand kisses the poor last
+ I lay up thy lips.
+
+CLEOPATRA I dare not, dear,--
+ Dear my lord, pardon,--I dare not,
+ Lest I be taken: not the imperious show
+ Of the full-fortuned Caesar ever shall
+ Be brooch'd with me; if knife, drugs,
+ serpents, have
+ Edge, sting, or operation, I am safe:
+ Your wife Octavia, with her modest eyes
+ And still conclusion, shall acquire no honour
+ Demuring upon me. But come, come, Antony,--
+ Help me, my women,--we must draw thee up:
+ Assist, good friends.
+
+MARK ANTONY O, quick, or I am gone.
+
+CLEOPATRA Here's sport indeed! How heavy weighs my lord!
+ Our strength is all gone into heaviness,
+ That makes the weight: had I great Juno's power,
+ The strong-wing'd Mercury should fetch thee up,
+ And set thee by Jove's side. Yet come a little,--
+ Wishes were ever fools,--O, come, come, come;
+
+ [They heave MARK ANTONY aloft to CLEOPATRA]
+
+ And welcome, welcome! die where thou hast lived:
+ Quicken with kissing: had my lips that power,
+ Thus would I wear them out.
+
+All A heavy sight!
+
+MARK ANTONY I am dying, Egypt, dying:
+ Give me some wine, and let me speak a little.
+
+CLEOPATRA No, let me speak; and let me rail so high,
+ That the false housewife Fortune break her wheel,
+ Provoked by my offence.
+
+MARK ANTONY One word, sweet queen:
+ Of Caesar seek your honour, with your safety. O!
+
+CLEOPATRA They do not go together.
+
+MARK ANTONY Gentle, hear me:
+ None about Caesar trust but Proculeius.
+
+CLEOPATRA My resolution and my hands I'll trust;
+ None about Caesar.
+
+MARK ANTONY The miserable change now at my end
+ Lament nor sorrow at; but please your thoughts
+ In feeding them with those my former fortunes
+ Wherein I lived, the greatest prince o' the world,
+ The noblest; and do now not basely die,
+ Not cowardly put off my helmet to
+ My countryman,--a Roman by a Roman
+ Valiantly vanquish'd. Now my spirit is going;
+ I can no more.
+
+CLEOPATRA Noblest of men, woo't die?
+ Hast thou no care of me? shall I abide
+ In this dull world, which in thy absence is
+ No better than a sty? O, see, my women,
+
+ [MARK ANTONY dies]
+
+ The crown o' the earth doth melt. My lord!
+ O, wither'd is the garland of the war,
+ The soldier's pole is fall'n: young boys and girls
+ Are level now with men; the odds is gone,
+ And there is nothing left remarkable
+ Beneath the visiting moon.
+
+ [Faints]
+
+CHARMIAN O, quietness, lady!
+
+IRAS She is dead too, our sovereign.
+
+CHARMIAN Lady!
+
+IRAS Madam!
+
+CHARMIAN O madam, madam, madam!
+
+IRAS Royal Egypt, Empress!
+
+CHARMIAN Peace, peace, Iras!
+
+CLEOPATRA No more, but e'en a woman, and commanded
+ By such poor passion as the maid that milks
+ And does the meanest chares. It were for me
+ To throw my sceptre at the injurious gods;
+ To tell them that this world did equal theirs
+ Till they had stol'n our jewel. All's but naught;
+ Patience is scottish, and impatience does
+ Become a dog that's mad: then is it sin
+ To rush into the secret house of death,
+ Ere death dare come to us? How do you, women?
+ What, what! good cheer! Why, how now, Charmian!
+ My noble girls! Ah, women, women, look,
+ Our lamp is spent, it's out! Good sirs, take heart:
+ We'll bury him; and then, what's brave,
+ what's noble,
+ Let's do it after the high Roman fashion,
+ And make death proud to take us. Come, away:
+ This case of that huge spirit now is cold:
+ Ah, women, women! come; we have no friend
+ But resolution, and the briefest end.
+
+ [Exeunt; those above bearing off MARK ANTONY's body]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Alexandria. OCTAVIUS CAESAR's camp.
+
+
+ [Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, AGRIPPA, DOLABELLA, MECAENAS,
+ GALLUS, PROCULEIUS, and others, his council of war]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Go to him, Dolabella, bid him yield;
+ Being so frustrate, tell him he mocks
+ The pauses that he makes.
+
+DOLABELLA Caesar, I shall.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter DERCETAS, with the sword of MARK ANTONY]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Wherefore is that? and what art thou that darest
+ Appear thus to us?
+
+DERCETAS I am call'd Dercetas;
+ Mark Antony I served, who best was worthy
+ Best to be served: whilst he stood up and spoke,
+ He was my master; and I wore my life
+ To spend upon his haters. If thou please
+ To take me to thee, as I was to him
+ I'll be to Caesar; if thou pleasest not,
+ I yield thee up my life.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR What is't thou say'st?
+
+DERCETAS I say, O Caesar, Antony is dead.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR The breaking of so great a thing should make
+ A greater crack: the round world
+ Should have shook lions into civil streets,
+ And citizens to their dens: the death of Antony
+ Is not a single doom; in the name lay
+ A moiety of the world.
+
+DERCETAS He is dead, Caesar:
+ Not by a public minister of justice,
+ Nor by a hired knife; but that self hand,
+ Which writ his honour in the acts it did,
+ Hath, with the courage which the heart did lend it,
+ Splitted the heart. This is his sword;
+ I robb'd his wound of it; behold it stain'd
+ With his most noble blood.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Look you sad, friends?
+ The gods rebuke me, but it is tidings
+ To wash the eyes of kings.
+
+AGRIPPA And strange it is,
+ That nature must compel us to lament
+ Our most persisted deeds.
+
+MECAENAS His taints and honours
+ Waged equal with him.
+
+AGRIPPA A rarer spirit never
+ Did steer humanity: but you, gods, will give us
+ Some faults to make us men. Caesar is touch'd.
+
+MECAENAS When such a spacious mirror's set before him,
+ He needs must see himself.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR O Antony!
+ I have follow'd thee to this; but we do lance
+ Diseases in our bodies: I must perforce
+ Have shown to thee such a declining day,
+ Or look on thine; we could not stall together
+ In the whole world: but yet let me lament,
+ With tears as sovereign as the blood of hearts,
+ That thou, my brother, my competitor
+ In top of all design, my mate in empire,
+ Friend and companion in the front of war,
+ The arm of mine own body, and the heart
+ Where mine his thoughts did kindle,--that our stars,
+ Unreconciliable, should divide
+ Our equalness to this. Hear me, good friends--
+ But I will tell you at some meeter season:
+
+ [Enter an Egyptian]
+
+ The business of this man looks out of him;
+ We'll hear him what he says. Whence are you?
+
+Egyptian A poor Egyptian yet. The queen my mistress,
+ Confined in all she has, her monument,
+ Of thy intents desires instruction,
+ That she preparedly may frame herself
+ To the way she's forced to.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Bid her have good heart:
+ She soon shall know of us, by some of ours,
+ How honourable and how kindly we
+ Determine for her; for Caesar cannot live
+ To be ungentle.
+
+Egyptian So the gods preserve thee!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Come hither, Proculeius. Go and say,
+ We purpose her no shame: give her what comforts
+ The quality of her passion shall require,
+ Lest, in her greatness, by some mortal stroke
+ She do defeat us; for her life in Rome
+ Would be eternal in our triumph: go,
+ And with your speediest bring us what she says,
+ And how you find of her.
+
+PROCULEIUS Caesar, I shall.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Gallus, go you along.
+
+ [Exit GALLUS]
+
+ Where's Dolabella,
+ To second Proculeius?
+
+All Dolabella!
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Let him alone, for I remember now
+ How he's employ'd: he shall in time be ready.
+ Go with me to my tent; where you shall see
+ How hardly I was drawn into this war;
+ How calm and gentle I proceeded still
+ In all my writings: go with me, and see
+ What I can show in this.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Alexandria. A room in the monument.
+
+
+ [Enter CLEOPATRA, CHARMIAN, and IRAS]
+
+CLEOPATRA My desolation does begin to make
+ A better life. 'Tis paltry to be Caesar;
+ Not being Fortune, he's but Fortune's knave,
+ A minister of her will: and it is great
+ To do that thing that ends all other deeds;
+ Which shackles accidents and bolts up change;
+ Which sleeps, and never palates more the dug,
+ The beggar's nurse and Caesar's.
+
+ [Enter, to the gates of the monument, PROCULEIUS,
+ GALLUS and Soldiers]
+
+PROCULEIUS Caesar sends greeting to the Queen of Egypt;
+ And bids thee study on what fair demands
+ Thou mean'st to have him grant thee.
+
+CLEOPATRA What's thy name?
+
+PROCULEIUS My name is Proculeius.
+
+CLEOPATRA Antony
+ Did tell me of you, bade me trust you; but
+ I do not greatly care to be deceived,
+ That have no use for trusting. If your master
+ Would have a queen his beggar, you must tell him,
+ That majesty, to keep decorum, must
+ No less beg than a kingdom: if he please
+ To give me conquer'd Egypt for my son,
+ He gives me so much of mine own, as I
+ Will kneel to him with thanks.
+
+PROCULEIUS Be of good cheer;
+ You're fall'n into a princely hand, fear nothing:
+ Make your full reference freely to my lord,
+ Who is so full of grace, that it flows over
+ On all that need: let me report to him
+ Your sweet dependency; and you shall find
+ A conqueror that will pray in aid for kindness,
+ Where he for grace is kneel'd to.
+
+CLEOPATRA Pray you, tell him
+ I am his fortune's vassal, and I send him
+ The greatness he has got. I hourly learn
+ A doctrine of obedience; and would gladly
+ Look him i' the face.
+
+PROCULEIUS This I'll report, dear lady.
+ Have comfort, for I know your plight is pitied
+ Of him that caused it.
+
+GALLUS You see how easily she may be surprised:
+
+ [Here PROCULEIUS and two of the Guard ascend the
+ monument by a ladder placed against a window, and,
+ having descended, come behind CLEOPATRA. Some of
+ the Guard unbar and open the gates]
+
+ [To PROCULEIUS and the Guard]
+
+ Guard her till Caesar come.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+IRAS Royal queen!
+
+CHARMIAN O Cleopatra! thou art taken, queen:
+
+CLEOPATRA Quick, quick, good hands.
+
+ [Drawing a dagger]
+
+PROCULEIUS Hold, worthy lady, hold:
+
+ [Seizes and disarms her]
+
+ Do not yourself such wrong, who are in this
+ Relieved, but not betray'd.
+
+CLEOPATRA What, of death too,
+ That rids our dogs of languish?
+
+PROCULEIUS Cleopatra,
+ Do not abuse my master's bounty by
+ The undoing of yourself: let the world see
+ His nobleness well acted, which your death
+ Will never let come forth.
+
+CLEOPATRA Where art thou, death?
+ Come hither, come! come, come, and take a queen
+ Worthy many babes and beggars!
+
+PROCULEIUS O, temperance, lady!
+
+CLEOPATRA Sir, I will eat no meat, I'll not drink, sir;
+ If idle talk will once be necessary,
+ I'll not sleep neither: this mortal house I'll ruin,
+ Do Caesar what he can. Know, sir, that I
+ Will not wait pinion'd at your master's court;
+ Nor once be chastised with the sober eye
+ Of dull Octavia. Shall they hoist me up
+ And show me to the shouting varletry
+ Of censuring Rome? Rather a ditch in Egypt
+ Be gentle grave unto me! rather on Nilus' mud
+ Lay me stark naked, and let the water-flies
+ Blow me into abhorring! rather make
+ My country's high pyramides my gibbet,
+ And hang me up in chains!
+
+PROCULEIUS You do extend
+ These thoughts of horror further than you shall
+ Find cause in Caesar.
+
+ [Enter DOLABELLA]
+
+DOLABELLA Proculeius,
+ What thou hast done thy master Caesar knows,
+ And he hath sent for thee: for the queen,
+ I'll take her to my guard.
+
+PROCULEIUS So, Dolabella,
+ It shall content me best: be gentle to her.
+
+ [To CLEOPATRA]
+
+ To Caesar I will speak what you shall please,
+ If you'll employ me to him.
+
+CLEOPATRA Say, I would die.
+
+ [Exeunt PROCULEIUS and Soldiers]
+
+DOLABELLA Most noble empress, you have heard of me?
+
+CLEOPATRA I cannot tell.
+
+DOLABELLA Assuredly you know me.
+
+CLEOPATRA No matter, sir, what I have heard or known.
+ You laugh when boys or women tell their dreams;
+ Is't not your trick?
+
+DOLABELLA I understand not, madam.
+
+CLEOPATRA I dream'd there was an Emperor Antony:
+ O, such another sleep, that I might see
+ But such another man!
+
+DOLABELLA If it might please ye,--
+
+CLEOPATRA His face was as the heavens; and therein stuck
+ A sun and moon, which kept their course,
+ and lighted
+ The little O, the earth.
+
+DOLABELLA Most sovereign creature,--
+
+CLEOPATRA His legs bestrid the ocean: his rear'd arm
+ Crested the world: his voice was propertied
+ As all the tuned spheres, and that to friends;
+ But when he meant to quail and shake the orb,
+ He was as rattling thunder. For his bounty,
+ There was no winter in't; an autumn 'twas
+ That grew the more by reaping: his delights
+ Were dolphin-like; they show'd his back above
+ The element they lived in: in his livery
+ Walk'd crowns and crownets; realms and islands were
+ As plates dropp'd from his pocket.
+
+DOLABELLA Cleopatra!
+
+CLEOPATRA Think you there was, or might be, such a man
+ As this I dream'd of?
+
+DOLABELLA Gentle madam, no.
+
+CLEOPATRA You lie, up to the hearing of the gods.
+ But, if there be, or ever were, one such,
+ It's past the size of dreaming: nature wants stuff
+ To vie strange forms with fancy; yet, to imagine
+ And Antony, were nature's piece 'gainst fancy,
+ Condemning shadows quite.
+
+DOLABELLA Hear me, good madam.
+ Your loss is as yourself, great; and you bear it
+ As answering to the weight: would I might never
+ O'ertake pursued success, but I do feel,
+ By the rebound of yours, a grief that smites
+ My very heart at root.
+
+CLEOPATRA I thank you, sir,
+ Know you what Caesar means to do with me?
+
+DOLABELLA I am loath to tell you what I would you knew.
+
+CLEOPATRA Nay, pray you, sir,--
+
+DOLABELLA Though he be honourable,--
+
+CLEOPATRA He'll lead me, then, in triumph?
+
+DOLABELLA Madam, he will; I know't.
+
+ [Flourish, and shout within, 'Make way there:
+ Octavius Caesar!']
+
+ [Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, GALLUS, PROCULEIUS,
+ MECAENAS, SELEUCUS, and others of his Train]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Which is the Queen of Egypt?
+
+DOLABELLA It is the emperor, madam.
+
+ [CLEOPATRA kneels]
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Arise, you shall not kneel:
+ I pray you, rise; rise, Egypt.
+
+CLEOPATRA Sir, the gods
+ Will have it thus; my master and my lord
+ I must obey.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Take to you no hard thoughts:
+ The record of what injuries you did us,
+ Though written in our flesh, we shall remember
+ As things but done by chance.
+
+CLEOPATRA Sole sir o' the world,
+ I cannot project mine own cause so well
+ To make it clear; but do confess I have
+ Been laden with like frailties which before
+ Have often shamed our sex.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Cleopatra, know,
+ We will extenuate rather than enforce:
+ If you apply yourself to our intents,
+ Which towards you are most gentle, you shall find
+ A benefit in this change; but if you seek
+ To lay on me a cruelty, by taking
+ Antony's course, you shall bereave yourself
+ Of my good purposes, and put your children
+ To that destruction which I'll guard them from,
+ If thereon you rely. I'll take my leave.
+
+CLEOPATRA And may, through all the world: 'tis yours; and we,
+ Your scutcheons and your signs of conquest, shall
+ Hang in what place you please. Here, my good lord.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR You shall advise me in all for Cleopatra.
+
+CLEOPATRA This is the brief of money, plate, and jewels,
+ I am possess'd of: 'tis exactly valued;
+ Not petty things admitted. Where's Seleucus?
+
+SELEUCUS Here, madam.
+
+CLEOPATRA This is my treasurer: let him speak, my lord,
+ Upon his peril, that I have reserved
+ To myself nothing. Speak the truth, Seleucus.
+
+SELEUCUS Madam,
+ I had rather seal my lips, than, to my peril,
+ Speak that which is not.
+
+CLEOPATRA What have I kept back?
+
+SELEUCUS Enough to purchase what you have made known.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Nay, blush not, Cleopatra; I approve
+ Your wisdom in the deed.
+
+CLEOPATRA See, Caesar! O, behold,
+ How pomp is follow'd! mine will now be yours;
+ And, should we shift estates, yours would be mine.
+ The ingratitude of this Seleucus does
+ Even make me wild: O slave, of no more trust
+ Than love that's hired! What, goest thou back? thou shalt
+ Go back, I warrant thee; but I'll catch thine eyes,
+ Though they had wings: slave, soulless villain, dog!
+ O rarely base!
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Good queen, let us entreat you.
+
+CLEOPATRA O Caesar, what a wounding shame is this,
+ That thou, vouchsafing here to visit me,
+ Doing the honour of thy lordliness
+ To one so meek, that mine own servant should
+ Parcel the sum of my disgraces by
+ Addition of his envy! Say, good Caesar,
+ That I some lady trifles have reserved,
+ Immoment toys, things of such dignity
+ As we greet modern friends withal; and say,
+ Some nobler token I have kept apart
+ For Livia and Octavia, to induce
+ Their mediation; must I be unfolded
+ With one that I have bred? The gods! it smites me
+ Beneath the fall I have.
+
+ [To SELEUCUS]
+
+ Prithee, go hence;
+ Or I shall show the cinders of my spirits
+ Through the ashes of my chance: wert thou a man,
+ Thou wouldst have mercy on me.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Forbear, Seleucus.
+
+ [Exit SELEUCUS]
+
+CLEOPATRA Be it known, that we, the greatest, are misthought
+ For things that others do; and, when we fall,
+ We answer others' merits in our name,
+ Are therefore to be pitied.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Cleopatra,
+ Not what you have reserved, nor what acknowledged,
+ Put we i' the roll of conquest: still be't yours,
+ Bestow it at your pleasure; and believe,
+ Caesar's no merchant, to make prize with you
+ Of things that merchants sold. Therefore be cheer'd;
+ Make not your thoughts your prisons: no, dear queen;
+ For we intend so to dispose you as
+ Yourself shall give us counsel. Feed, and sleep:
+ Our care and pity is so much upon you,
+ That we remain your friend; and so, adieu.
+
+CLEOPATRA My master, and my lord!
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Not so. Adieu.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt OCTAVIUS CAESAR and his train]
+
+CLEOPATRA He words me, girls, he words me, that I should not
+ Be noble to myself: but, hark thee, Charmian.
+
+ [Whispers CHARMIAN]
+
+IRAS Finish, good lady; the bright day is done,
+ And we are for the dark.
+
+CLEOPATRA Hie thee again:
+ I have spoke already, and it is provided;
+ Go put it to the haste.
+
+CHARMIAN Madam, I will.
+
+ [Re-enter DOLABELLA]
+
+DOLABELLA Where is the queen?
+
+CHARMIAN Behold, sir.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CLEOPATRA Dolabella!
+
+DOLABELLA Madam, as thereto sworn by your command,
+ Which my love makes religion to obey,
+ I tell you this: Caesar through Syria
+ Intends his journey; and within three days
+ You with your children will he send before:
+ Make your best use of this: I have perform'd
+ Your pleasure and my promise.
+
+CLEOPATRA Dolabella,
+ I shall remain your debtor.
+
+DOLABELLA I your servant,
+ Adieu, good queen; I must attend on Caesar.
+
+CLEOPATRA Farewell, and thanks.
+
+ [Exit DOLABELLA]
+
+ Now, Iras, what think'st thou?
+ Thou, an Egyptian puppet, shalt be shown
+ In Rome, as well as I mechanic slaves
+ With greasy aprons, rules, and hammers, shall
+ Uplift us to the view; in their thick breaths,
+ Rank of gross diet, shall be enclouded,
+ And forced to drink their vapour.
+
+IRAS The gods forbid!
+
+CLEOPATRA Nay, 'tis most certain, Iras: saucy lictors
+ Will catch at us, like strumpets; and scald rhymers
+ Ballad us out o' tune: the quick comedians
+ Extemporally will stage us, and present
+ Our Alexandrian revels; Antony
+ Shall be brought drunken forth, and I shall see
+ Some squeaking Cleopatra boy my greatness
+ I' the posture of a whore.
+
+IRAS O the good gods!
+
+CLEOPATRA Nay, that's certain.
+
+IRAS I'll never see 't; for, I am sure, my nails
+ Are stronger than mine eyes.
+
+CLEOPATRA Why, that's the way
+ To fool their preparation, and to conquer
+ Their most absurd intents.
+
+ [Re-enter CHARMIAN]
+
+ Now, Charmian!
+ Show me, my women, like a queen: go fetch
+ My best attires: I am again for Cydnus,
+ To meet Mark Antony: sirrah Iras, go.
+ Now, noble Charmian, we'll dispatch indeed;
+ And, when thou hast done this chare, I'll give thee leave
+ To play till doomsday. Bring our crown and all.
+ Wherefore's this noise?
+
+ [Exit IRAS. A noise within]
+
+ [Enter a Guardsman]
+
+Guard Here is a rural fellow
+ That will not be denied your highness presence:
+ He brings you figs.
+
+CLEOPATRA Let him come in.
+
+ [Exit Guardsman]
+
+ What poor an instrument
+ May do a noble deed! he brings me liberty.
+ My resolution's placed, and I have nothing
+ Of woman in me: now from head to foot
+ I am marble-constant; now the fleeting moon
+ No planet is of mine.
+
+ [Re-enter Guardsman, with Clown bringing in a basket]
+
+Guard This is the man.
+
+CLEOPATRA Avoid, and leave him.
+
+ [Exit Guardsman]
+
+ Hast thou the pretty worm of Nilus there,
+ That kills and pains not?
+
+Clown Truly, I have him: but I would not be the party
+ that should desire you to touch him, for his biting
+ is immortal; those that do die of it do seldom or
+ never recover.
+
+CLEOPATRA Rememberest thou any that have died on't?
+
+Clown Very many, men and women too. I heard of one of
+ them no longer than yesterday: a very honest woman,
+ but something given to lie; as a woman should not
+ do, but in the way of honesty: how she died of the
+ biting of it, what pain she felt: truly, she makes
+ a very good report o' the worm; but he that will
+ believe all that they say, shall never be saved by
+ half that they do: but this is most fallible, the
+ worm's an odd worm.
+
+CLEOPATRA Get thee hence; farewell.
+
+Clown I wish you all joy of the worm.
+
+ [Setting down his basket]
+
+CLEOPATRA Farewell.
+
+Clown You must think this, look you, that the worm will
+ do his kind.
+
+CLEOPATRA Ay, ay; farewell.
+
+Clown Look you, the worm is not to be trusted but in the
+ keeping of wise people; for, indeed, there is no
+ goodness in worm.
+
+
+CLEOPATRA Take thou no care; it shall be heeded.
+
+Clown Very good. Give it nothing, I pray you, for it is
+ not worth the feeding.
+
+CLEOPATRA Will it eat me?
+
+Clown You must not think I am so simple but I know the
+ devil himself will not eat a woman: I know that a
+ woman is a dish for the gods, if the devil dress her
+ not. But, truly, these same whoreson devils do the
+ gods great harm in their women; for in every ten
+ that they make, the devils mar five.
+
+CLEOPATRA Well, get thee gone; farewell.
+
+Clown Yes, forsooth: I wish you joy o' the worm.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter IRAS with a robe, crown, &c]
+
+CLEOPATRA Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have
+ Immortal longings in me: now no more
+ The juice of Egypt's grape shall moist this lip:
+ Yare, yare, good Iras; quick. Methinks I hear
+ Antony call; I see him rouse himself
+ To praise my noble act; I hear him mock
+ The luck of Caesar, which the gods give men
+ To excuse their after wrath: husband, I come:
+ Now to that name my courage prove my title!
+ I am fire and air; my other elements
+ I give to baser life. So; have you done?
+ Come then, and take the last warmth of my lips.
+ Farewell, kind Charmian; Iras, long farewell.
+
+ [Kisses them. IRAS falls and dies]
+
+ Have I the aspic in my lips? Dost fall?
+ If thou and nature can so gently part,
+ The stroke of death is as a lover's pinch,
+ Which hurts, and is desired. Dost thou lie still?
+ If thus thou vanishest, thou tell'st the world
+ It is not worth leave-taking.
+
+CHARMIAN Dissolve, thick cloud, and rain; that I may say,
+ The gods themselves do weep!
+
+CLEOPATRA This proves me base:
+ If she first meet the curled Antony,
+ He'll make demand of her, and spend that kiss
+ Which is my heaven to have. Come, thou
+ mortal wretch,
+
+ [To an asp, which she applies to her breast]
+
+ With thy sharp teeth this knot intrinsicate
+ Of life at once untie: poor venomous fool
+ Be angry, and dispatch. O, couldst thou speak,
+ That I might hear thee call great Caesar ass
+ Unpolicied!
+
+CHARMIAN O eastern star!
+
+CLEOPATRA Peace, peace!
+ Dost thou not see my baby at my breast,
+ That sucks the nurse asleep?
+
+CHARMIAN O, break! O, break!
+
+CLEOPATRA As sweet as balm, as soft as air, as gentle,--
+ O Antony!--Nay, I will take thee too.
+
+ [Applying another asp to her arm]
+
+ What should I stay--
+
+ [Dies]
+
+CHARMIAN In this vile world? So, fare thee well.
+ Now boast thee, death, in thy possession lies
+ A lass unparallel'd. Downy windows, close;
+ And golden Phoebus never be beheld
+ Of eyes again so royal! Your crown's awry;
+ I'll mend it, and then play.
+
+ [Enter the Guard, rushing in]
+
+First Guard Where is the queen?
+
+CHARMIAN Speak softly, wake her not.
+
+First Guard Caesar hath sent--
+
+CHARMIAN Too slow a messenger.
+
+ [Applies an asp]
+
+ O, come apace, dispatch! I partly feel thee.
+
+First Guard Approach, ho! All's not well: Caesar's beguiled.
+
+Second Guard There's Dolabella sent from Caesar; call him.
+
+First Guard What work is here! Charmian, is this well done?
+
+CHARMIAN It is well done, and fitting for a princess
+ Descended of so many royal kings.
+ Ah, soldier!
+
+ [Dies]
+
+ [Re-enter DOLABELLA]
+
+DOLABELLA How goes it here?
+
+Second Guard All dead.
+
+DOLABELLA Caesar, thy thoughts
+ Touch their effects in this: thyself art coming
+ To see perform'd the dreaded act which thou
+ So sought'st to hinder.
+
+ [Within 'A way there, a way for Caesar!']
+
+ [Re-enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR and all his train marching]
+
+DOLABELLA O sir, you are too sure an augurer;
+ That you did fear is done.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Bravest at the last,
+ She levell'd at our purposes, and, being royal,
+ Took her own way. The manner of their deaths?
+ I do not see them bleed.
+
+DOLABELLA Who was last with them?
+
+First Guard A simple countryman, that brought her figs:
+ This was his basket.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Poison'd, then.
+
+First Guard O Caesar,
+ This Charmian lived but now; she stood and spake:
+ I found her trimming up the diadem
+ On her dead mistress; tremblingly she stood
+ And on the sudden dropp'd.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR O noble weakness!
+ If they had swallow'd poison, 'twould appear
+ By external swelling: but she looks like sleep,
+ As she would catch another Antony
+ In her strong toil of grace.
+
+DOLABELLA Here, on her breast,
+ There is a vent of blood and something blown:
+ The like is on her arm.
+
+First Guard This is an aspic's trail: and these fig-leaves
+ Have slime upon them, such as the aspic leaves
+ Upon the caves of Nile.
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR Most probable
+ That so she died; for her physician tells me
+ She hath pursued conclusions infinite
+ Of easy ways to die. Take up her bed;
+ And bear her women from the monument:
+ She shall be buried by her Antony:
+ No grave upon the earth shall clip in it
+ A pair so famous. High events as these
+ Strike those that make them; and their story is
+ No less in pity than his glory which
+ Brought them to be lamented. Our army shall
+ In solemn show attend this funeral;
+ And then to Rome. Come, Dolabella, see
+ High order in this great solemnity.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+CAIUS MARCIUS (MARCUS:) Afterwards CAIUS MARCIUS CORIOLANUS.
+ (CORIOLANUS:)
+
+
+TITUS LARTIUS (LARTIUS:) |
+ | generals against the Volscians.
+COMINIUS |
+
+
+MENENIUS AGRIPPA friend to Coriolanus. (MENENIUS:)
+
+
+SICINIUS VELUTUS (SICINIUS:) |
+ | tribunes of the people.
+JUNIUS BRUTUS (BRUTUS:) |
+
+
+Young MARCUS son to Coriolanus.
+
+ A Roman Herald. (Herald:)
+
+TULLUS AUFIDIUS general of the Volscians. (AUFIDIUS:)
+
+ Lieutenant to Aufidius. (Lieutenant:)
+
+ Conspirators with Aufidius.
+ (First Conspirator:)
+ (Second Conspirator:)
+ (Third Conspirator:)
+
+ A Citizen of Antium.
+
+ Two Volscian Guards.
+
+VOLUMNIA mother to Coriolanus.
+
+VIRGILIA wife to Coriolanus.
+
+VALERIA friend to Virgilia.
+
+ Gentlewoman, attending on Virgilia. (Gentlewoman:)
+
+ Roman and Volscian Senators, Patricians,
+ AEdiles, Lictors, Soldiers, Citizens, Messengers,
+ Servants to Aufidius, and other Attendants.
+ (First Senator:)
+ (Second Senator:)
+ (A Patrician:)
+ (Second Patrician:)
+ (AEdile:)
+ (First Soldier:)
+ (Second Soldier:)
+ (First Citizen:)
+ (Second Citizen:)
+ (Third Citizen:)
+ (Fourth Citizen:)
+ (Fifth Citizen:)
+ (Sixth Citizen:)
+ (Seventh Citizen:)
+ (Messenger:)
+ (Second Messenger:)
+ (First Serviceman:)
+ (Second Serviceman:)
+ (Third Serviceman:)
+ (Officer:)
+ (First Officer:)
+ (Second Officer:)
+ (Roman:)
+ (First Roman:)
+ (Second Roman:)
+ (Third Roman:)
+ (Volsce:)
+ (First Lord:)
+ (Second Lord:)
+ (Third Lord:)
+
+
+SCENE Rome and the neighbourhood; Corioli
+ and the neighbourhood; Antium.
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rome. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter a company of mutinous Citizens, with staves,
+ clubs, and other weapons]
+
+First Citizen Before we proceed any further, hear me speak.
+
+All Speak, speak.
+
+First Citizen You are all resolved rather to die than to famish?
+
+All Resolved. resolved.
+
+First Citizen First, you know Caius Marcius is chief enemy to the people.
+
+All We know't, we know't.
+
+First Citizen Let us kill him, and we'll have corn at our own price.
+ Is't a verdict?
+
+All No more talking on't; let it be done: away, away!
+
+Second Citizen One word, good citizens.
+
+First Citizen We are accounted poor citizens, the patricians good.
+ What authority surfeits on would relieve us: if they
+ would yield us but the superfluity, while it were
+ wholesome, we might guess they relieved us humanely;
+ but they think we are too dear: the leanness that
+ afflicts us, the object of our misery, is as an
+ inventory to particularise their abundance; our
+ sufferance is a gain to them Let us revenge this with
+ our pikes, ere we become rakes: for the gods know I
+ speak this in hunger for bread, not in thirst for revenge.
+
+Second Citizen Would you proceed especially against Caius Marcius?
+
+All Against him first: he's a very dog to the commonalty.
+
+Second Citizen Consider you what services he has done for his country?
+
+First Citizen Very well; and could be content to give him good
+ report fort, but that he pays himself with being proud.
+
+Second Citizen Nay, but speak not maliciously.
+
+First Citizen I say unto you, what he hath done famously, he did
+ it to that end: though soft-conscienced men can be
+ content to say it was for his country he did it to
+ please his mother and to be partly proud; which he
+ is, even till the altitude of his virtue.
+
+Second Citizen What he cannot help in his nature, you account a
+ vice in him. You must in no way say he is covetous.
+
+First Citizen If I must not, I need not be barren of accusations;
+ he hath faults, with surplus, to tire in repetition.
+
+ [Shouts within]
+
+ What shouts are these? The other side o' the city
+ is risen: why stay we prating here? to the Capitol!
+
+All Come, come.
+
+First Citizen Soft! who comes here?
+
+ [Enter MENENIUS AGRIPPA]
+
+Second Citizen Worthy Menenius Agrippa; one that hath always loved
+ the people.
+
+First Citizen He's one honest enough: would all the rest were so!
+
+MENENIUS What work's, my countrymen, in hand? where go you
+ With bats and clubs? The matter? speak, I pray you.
+
+First Citizen Our business is not unknown to the senate; they have
+ had inkling this fortnight what we intend to do,
+ which now we'll show 'em in deeds. They say poor
+ suitors have strong breaths: they shall know we
+ have strong arms too.
+
+MENENIUS Why, masters, my good friends, mine honest neighbours,
+ Will you undo yourselves?
+
+First Citizen We cannot, sir, we are undone already.
+
+MENENIUS I tell you, friends, most charitable care
+ Have the patricians of you. For your wants,
+ Your suffering in this dearth, you may as well
+ Strike at the heaven with your staves as lift them
+ Against the Roman state, whose course will on
+ The way it takes, cracking ten thousand curbs
+ Of more strong link asunder than can ever
+ Appear in your impediment. For the dearth,
+ The gods, not the patricians, make it, and
+ Your knees to them, not arms, must help. Alack,
+ You are transported by calamity
+ Thither where more attends you, and you slander
+ The helms o' the state, who care for you like fathers,
+ When you curse them as enemies.
+
+First Citizen Care for us! True, indeed! They ne'er cared for us
+ yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
+ crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
+ support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
+ established against the rich, and provide more
+ piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
+ the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
+ there's all the love they bear us.
+
+MENENIUS Either you must
+ Confess yourselves wondrous malicious,
+ Or be accused of folly. I shall tell you
+ A pretty tale: it may be you have heard it;
+ But, since it serves my purpose, I will venture
+ To stale 't a little more.
+
+First Citizen Well, I'll hear it, sir: yet you must not think to
+ fob off our disgrace with a tale: but, an 't please
+ you, deliver.
+
+MENENIUS There was a time when all the body's members
+ Rebell'd against the belly, thus accused it:
+ That only like a gulf it did remain
+ I' the midst o' the body, idle and unactive,
+ Still cupboarding the viand, never bearing
+ Like labour with the rest, where the other instruments
+ Did see and hear, devise, instruct, walk, feel,
+ And, mutually participate, did minister
+ Unto the appetite and affection common
+ Of the whole body. The belly answer'd--
+
+First Citizen Well, sir, what answer made the belly?
+
+MENENIUS Sir, I shall tell you. With a kind of smile,
+ Which ne'er came from the lungs, but even thus--
+ For, look you, I may make the belly smile
+ As well as speak--it tauntingly replied
+ To the discontented members, the mutinous parts
+ That envied his receipt; even so most fitly
+ As you malign our senators for that
+ They are not such as you.
+
+First Citizen Your belly's answer? What!
+ The kingly-crowned head, the vigilant eye,
+ The counsellor heart, the arm our soldier,
+ Our steed the leg, the tongue our trumpeter.
+ With other muniments and petty helps
+ In this our fabric, if that they--
+
+MENENIUS What then?
+ 'Fore me, this fellow speaks! What then? what then?
+
+First Citizen Should by the cormorant belly be restrain'd,
+ Who is the sink o' the body,--
+
+MENENIUS Well, what then?
+
+First Citizen The former agents, if they did complain,
+ What could the belly answer?
+
+MENENIUS I will tell you
+ If you'll bestow a small--of what you have little--
+ Patience awhile, you'll hear the belly's answer.
+
+First Citizen Ye're long about it.
+
+MENENIUS Note me this, good friend;
+ Your most grave belly was deliberate,
+ Not rash like his accusers, and thus answer'd:
+ 'True is it, my incorporate friends,' quoth he,
+ 'That I receive the general food at first,
+ Which you do live upon; and fit it is,
+ Because I am the store-house and the shop
+ Of the whole body: but, if you do remember,
+ I send it through the rivers of your blood,
+ Even to the court, the heart, to the seat o' the brain;
+ And, through the cranks and offices of man,
+ The strongest nerves and small inferior veins
+ From me receive that natural competency
+ Whereby they live: and though that all at once,
+ You, my good friends,'--this says the belly, mark me,--
+
+First Citizen Ay, sir; well, well.
+
+MENENIUS 'Though all at once cannot
+ See what I do deliver out to each,
+ Yet I can make my audit up, that all
+ From me do back receive the flour of all,
+ And leave me but the bran.' What say you to't?
+
+First Citizen It was an answer: how apply you this?
+
+MENENIUS The senators of Rome are this good belly,
+ And you the mutinous members; for examine
+ Their counsels and their cares, digest things rightly
+ Touching the weal o' the common, you shall find
+ No public benefit which you receive
+ But it proceeds or comes from them to you
+ And no way from yourselves. What do you think,
+ You, the great toe of this assembly?
+
+First Citizen I the great toe! why the great toe?
+
+MENENIUS For that, being one o' the lowest, basest, poorest,
+ Of this most wise rebellion, thou go'st foremost:
+ Thou rascal, that art worst in blood to run,
+ Lead'st first to win some vantage.
+ But make you ready your stiff bats and clubs:
+ Rome and her rats are at the point of battle;
+ The one side must have bale.
+
+ [Enter CAIUS MARCIUS]
+
+ Hail, noble Marcius!
+
+MARCIUS Thanks. What's the matter, you dissentious rogues,
+ That, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion,
+ Make yourselves scabs?
+
+First Citizen We have ever your good word.
+
+MARCIUS He that will give good words to thee will flatter
+ Beneath abhorring. What would you have, you curs,
+ That like nor peace nor war? the one affrights you,
+ The other makes you proud. He that trusts to you,
+ Where he should find you lions, finds you hares;
+ Where foxes, geese: you are no surer, no,
+ Than is the coal of fire upon the ice,
+ Or hailstone in the sun. Your virtue is
+ To make him worthy whose offence subdues him
+ And curse that justice did it.
+ Who deserves greatness
+ Deserves your hate; and your affections are
+ A sick man's appetite, who desires most that
+ Which would increase his evil. He that depends
+ Upon your favours swims with fins of lead
+ And hews down oaks with rushes. Hang ye! Trust Ye?
+ With every minute you do change a mind,
+ And call him noble that was now your hate,
+ Him vile that was your garland. What's the matter,
+ That in these several places of the city
+ You cry against the noble senate, who,
+ Under the gods, keep you in awe, which else
+ Would feed on one another? What's their seeking?
+
+MENENIUS For corn at their own rates; whereof, they say,
+ The city is well stored.
+
+MARCIUS Hang 'em! They say!
+ They'll sit by the fire, and presume to know
+ What's done i' the Capitol; who's like to rise,
+ Who thrives and who declines; side factions
+ and give out
+ Conjectural marriages; making parties strong
+ And feebling such as stand not in their liking
+ Below their cobbled shoes. They say there's
+ grain enough!
+ Would the nobility lay aside their ruth,
+ And let me use my sword, I'll make a quarry
+ With thousands of these quarter'd slaves, as high
+ As I could pick my lance.
+
+MENENIUS Nay, these are almost thoroughly persuaded;
+ For though abundantly they lack discretion,
+ Yet are they passing cowardly. But, I beseech you,
+ What says the other troop?
+
+MARCIUS They are dissolved: hang 'em!
+ They said they were an-hungry; sigh'd forth proverbs,
+ That hunger broke stone walls, that dogs must eat,
+ That meat was made for mouths, that the gods sent not
+ Corn for the rich men only: with these shreds
+ They vented their complainings; which being answer'd,
+ And a petition granted them, a strange one--
+ To break the heart of generosity,
+ And make bold power look pale--they threw their caps
+ As they would hang them on the horns o' the moon,
+ Shouting their emulation.
+
+MENENIUS What is granted them?
+
+MARCIUS Five tribunes to defend their vulgar wisdoms,
+ Of their own choice: one's Junius Brutus,
+ Sicinius Velutus, and I know not--'Sdeath!
+ The rabble should have first unroof'd the city,
+ Ere so prevail'd with me: it will in time
+ Win upon power and throw forth greater themes
+ For insurrection's arguing.
+
+MENENIUS This is strange.
+
+MARCIUS Go, get you home, you fragments!
+
+ [Enter a Messenger, hastily]
+
+Messenger Where's Caius Marcius?
+
+MARCIUS Here: what's the matter?
+
+Messenger The news is, sir, the Volsces are in arms.
+
+MARCIUS I am glad on 't: then we shall ha' means to vent
+ Our musty superfluity. See, our best elders.
+
+ [Enter COMINIUS, TITUS LARTIUS, and other Senators;
+ JUNIUS BRUTUS and SICINIUS VELUTUS]
+
+First Senator Marcius, 'tis true that you have lately told us;
+ The Volsces are in arms.
+
+MARCIUS They have a leader,
+ Tullus Aufidius, that will put you to 't.
+ I sin in envying his nobility,
+ And were I any thing but what I am,
+ I would wish me only he.
+
+COMINIUS You have fought together.
+
+MARCIUS Were half to half the world by the ears and he.
+ Upon my party, I'ld revolt to make
+ Only my wars with him: he is a lion
+ That I am proud to hunt.
+
+First Senator Then, worthy Marcius,
+ Attend upon Cominius to these wars.
+
+COMINIUS It is your former promise.
+
+MARCIUS Sir, it is;
+ And I am constant. Titus Lartius, thou
+ Shalt see me once more strike at Tullus' face.
+ What, art thou stiff? stand'st out?
+
+TITUS No, Caius Marcius;
+ I'll lean upon one crutch and fight with t'other,
+ Ere stay behind this business.
+
+MENENIUS O, true-bred!
+
+First Senator Your company to the Capitol; where, I know,
+ Our greatest friends attend us.
+
+TITUS [To COMINIUS] Lead you on.
+
+ [To MARCIUS] Follow Cominius; we must follow you;
+ Right worthy you priority.
+
+COMINIUS Noble Marcius!
+
+First Senator [To the Citizens] Hence to your homes; be gone!
+
+MARCIUS Nay, let them follow:
+ The Volsces have much corn; take these rats thither
+ To gnaw their garners. Worshipful mutiners,
+ Your valour puts well forth: pray, follow.
+
+ [Citizens steal away. Exeunt all but SICINIUS
+ and BRUTUS]
+
+SICINIUS Was ever man so proud as is this Marcius?
+
+BRUTUS He has no equal.
+
+SICINIUS When we were chosen tribunes for the people,--
+
+BRUTUS Mark'd you his lip and eyes?
+
+SICINIUS Nay. but his taunts.
+
+BRUTUS Being moved, he will not spare to gird the gods.
+
+SICINIUS Be-mock the modest moon.
+
+BRUTUS The present wars devour him: he is grown
+ Too proud to be so valiant.
+
+SICINIUS Such a nature,
+ Tickled with good success, disdains the shadow
+ Which he treads on at noon: but I do wonder
+ His insolence can brook to be commanded
+ Under Cominius.
+
+BRUTUS Fame, at the which he aims,
+ In whom already he's well graced, can not
+ Better be held nor more attain'd than by
+ A place below the first: for what miscarries
+ Shall be the general's fault, though he perform
+ To the utmost of a man, and giddy censure
+ Will then cry out of Marcius 'O if he
+ Had borne the business!'
+
+SICINIUS Besides, if things go well,
+ Opinion that so sticks on Marcius shall
+ Of his demerits rob Cominius.
+
+BRUTUS Come:
+ Half all Cominius' honours are to Marcius.
+ Though Marcius earned them not, and all his faults
+ To Marcius shall be honours, though indeed
+ In aught he merit not.
+
+SICINIUS Let's hence, and hear
+ How the dispatch is made, and in what fashion,
+ More than his singularity, he goes
+ Upon this present action.
+
+BRUTUS Lets along.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II Corioli. The Senate-house.
+
+
+ [Enter TULLUS AUFIDIUS and certain Senators]
+
+First Senator So, your opinion is, Aufidius,
+ That they of Rome are entered in our counsels
+ And know how we proceed.
+
+AUFIDIUS Is it not yours?
+ What ever have been thought on in this state,
+ That could be brought to bodily act ere Rome
+ Had circumvention? 'Tis not four days gone
+ Since I heard thence; these are the words: I think
+ I have the letter here; yes, here it is.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'They have press'd a power, but it is not known
+ Whether for east or west: the dearth is great;
+ The people mutinous; and it is rumour'd,
+ Cominius, Marcius your old enemy,
+ Who is of Rome worse hated than of you,
+ And Titus Lartius, a most valiant Roman,
+ These three lead on this preparation
+ Whither 'tis bent: most likely 'tis for you:
+ Consider of it.'
+
+First Senator Our army's in the field
+ We never yet made doubt but Rome was ready
+ To answer us.
+
+AUFIDIUS Nor did you think it folly
+ To keep your great pretences veil'd till when
+ They needs must show themselves; which
+ in the hatching,
+ It seem'd, appear'd to Rome. By the discovery.
+ We shall be shorten'd in our aim, which was
+ To take in many towns ere almost Rome
+ Should know we were afoot.
+
+Second Senator Noble Aufidius,
+ Take your commission; hie you to your bands:
+ Let us alone to guard Corioli:
+ If they set down before 's, for the remove
+ Bring your army; but, I think, you'll find
+ They've not prepared for us.
+
+AUFIDIUS O, doubt not that;
+ I speak from certainties. Nay, more,
+ Some parcels of their power are forth already,
+ And only hitherward. I leave your honours.
+ If we and Caius Marcius chance to meet,
+ 'Tis sworn between us we shall ever strike
+ Till one can do no more.
+
+All The gods assist you!
+
+AUFIDIUS And keep your honours safe!
+
+First Senator Farewell.
+
+Second Senator Farewell.
+
+All Farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III Rome. A room in Marcius' house.
+
+
+ [Enter VOLUMNIA and VIRGILIA they set them down
+ on two low stools, and sew]
+
+VOLUMNIA I pray you, daughter, sing; or express yourself in a
+ more comfortable sort: if my son were my husband, I
+ should freelier rejoice in that absence wherein he
+ won honour than in the embracements of his bed where
+ he would show most love. When yet he was but
+ tender-bodied and the only son of my womb, when
+ youth with comeliness plucked all gaze his way, when
+ for a day of kings' entreaties a mother should not
+ sell him an hour from her beholding, I, considering
+ how honour would become such a person. that it was
+ no better than picture-like to hang by the wall, if
+ renown made it not stir, was pleased to let him seek
+ danger where he was like to find fame. To a cruel
+ war I sent him; from whence he returned, his brows
+ bound with oak. I tell thee, daughter, I sprang not
+ more in joy at first hearing he was a man-child
+ than now in first seeing he had proved himself a
+ man.
+
+VIRGILIA But had he died in the business, madam; how then?
+
+VOLUMNIA Then his good report should have been my son; I
+ therein would have found issue. Hear me profess
+ sincerely: had I a dozen sons, each in my love
+ alike and none less dear than thine and my good
+ Marcius, I had rather had eleven die nobly for their
+ country than one voluptuously surfeit out of action.
+
+ [Enter a Gentlewoman]
+
+Gentlewoman Madam, the Lady Valeria is come to visit you.
+
+VIRGILIA Beseech you, give me leave to retire myself.
+
+VOLUMNIA Indeed, you shall not.
+ Methinks I hear hither your husband's drum,
+ See him pluck Aufidius down by the hair,
+ As children from a bear, the Volsces shunning him:
+ Methinks I see him stamp thus, and call thus:
+ 'Come on, you cowards! you were got in fear,
+ Though you were born in Rome:' his bloody brow
+ With his mail'd hand then wiping, forth he goes,
+ Like to a harvest-man that's task'd to mow
+ Or all or lose his hire.
+
+VIRGILIA His bloody brow! O Jupiter, no blood!
+
+VOLUMNIA Away, you fool! it more becomes a man
+ Than gilt his trophy: the breasts of Hecuba,
+ When she did suckle Hector, look'd not lovelier
+ Than Hector's forehead when it spit forth blood
+ At Grecian sword, contemning. Tell Valeria,
+ We are fit to bid her welcome.
+
+ [Exit Gentlewoman]
+
+VIRGILIA Heavens bless my lord from fell Aufidius!
+
+VOLUMNIA He'll beat Aufidius 'head below his knee
+ And tread upon his neck.
+
+ [Enter VALERIA, with an Usher and Gentlewoman]
+
+VALERIA My ladies both, good day to you.
+
+VOLUMNIA Sweet madam.
+
+VIRGILIA I am glad to see your ladyship.
+
+VALERIA How do you both? you are manifest house-keepers.
+ What are you sewing here? A fine spot, in good
+ faith. How does your little son?
+
+VIRGILIA I thank your ladyship; well, good madam.
+
+VOLUMNIA He had rather see the swords, and hear a drum, than
+ look upon his school-master.
+
+VALERIA O' my word, the father's son: I'll swear,'tis a
+ very pretty boy. O' my troth, I looked upon him o'
+ Wednesday half an hour together: has such a
+ confirmed countenance. I saw him run after a gilded
+ butterfly: and when he caught it, he let it go
+ again; and after it again; and over and over he
+ comes, and again; catched it again; or whether his
+ fall enraged him, or how 'twas, he did so set his
+ teeth and tear it; O, I warrant it, how he mammocked
+ it!
+
+VOLUMNIA One on 's father's moods.
+
+VALERIA Indeed, la, 'tis a noble child.
+
+VIRGILIA A crack, madam.
+
+VALERIA Come, lay aside your stitchery; I must have you play
+ the idle husewife with me this afternoon.
+
+VIRGILIA No, good madam; I will not out of doors.
+
+VALERIA Not out of doors!
+
+VOLUMNIA She shall, she shall.
+
+VIRGILIA Indeed, no, by your patience; I'll not over the
+ threshold till my lord return from the wars.
+
+VALERIA Fie, you confine yourself most unreasonably: come,
+ you must go visit the good lady that lies in.
+
+VIRGILIA I will wish her speedy strength, and visit her with
+ my prayers; but I cannot go thither.
+
+VOLUMNIA Why, I pray you?
+
+VIRGILIA 'Tis not to save labour, nor that I want love.
+
+VALERIA You would be another Penelope: yet, they say, all
+ the yarn she spun in Ulysses' absence did but fill
+ Ithaca full of moths. Come; I would your cambric
+ were sensible as your finger, that you might leave
+ pricking it for pity. Come, you shall go with us.
+
+VIRGILIA No, good madam, pardon me; indeed, I will not forth.
+
+VALERIA In truth, la, go with me; and I'll tell you
+ excellent news of your husband.
+
+VIRGILIA O, good madam, there can be none yet.
+
+VALERIA Verily, I do not jest with you; there came news from
+ him last night.
+
+VIRGILIA Indeed, madam?
+
+VALERIA In earnest, it's true; I heard a senator speak it.
+ Thus it is: the Volsces have an army forth; against
+ whom Cominius the general is gone, with one part of
+ our Roman power: your lord and Titus Lartius are set
+ down before their city Corioli; they nothing doubt
+ prevailing and to make it brief wars. This is true,
+ on mine honour; and so, I pray, go with us.
+
+VIRGILIA Give me excuse, good madam; I will obey you in every
+ thing hereafter.
+
+VOLUMNIA Let her alone, lady: as she is now, she will but
+ disease our better mirth.
+
+VALERIA In troth, I think she would. Fare you well, then.
+ Come, good sweet lady. Prithee, Virgilia, turn thy
+ solemness out o' door. and go along with us.
+
+VIRGILIA No, at a word, madam; indeed, I must not. I wish
+ you much mirth.
+
+VALERIA Well, then, farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Before Corioli.
+
+
+ [Enter, with drum and colours, MARCIUS, TITUS
+ LARTIUS, Captains and Soldiers. To them a
+ Messenger]
+
+MARCIUS Yonder comes news. A wager they have met.
+
+LARTIUS My horse to yours, no.
+
+MARCIUS 'Tis done.
+
+LARTIUS Agreed.
+
+MARCIUS Say, has our general met the enemy?
+
+Messenger They lie in view; but have not spoke as yet.
+
+LARTIUS So, the good horse is mine.
+
+MARCIUS I'll buy him of you.
+
+LARTIUS No, I'll nor sell nor give him: lend you him I will
+ For half a hundred years. Summon the town.
+
+MARCIUS How far off lie these armies?
+
+Messenger Within this mile and half.
+
+MARCIUS Then shall we hear their 'larum, and they ours.
+ Now, Mars, I prithee, make us quick in work,
+ That we with smoking swords may march from hence,
+ To help our fielded friends! Come, blow thy blast.
+
+ [They sound a parley. Enter two Senators with others
+ on the walls]
+
+ Tutus Aufidius, is he within your walls?
+
+First Senator No, nor a man that fears you less than he,
+ That's lesser than a little.
+
+ [Drums afar off]
+
+ Hark! our drums
+ Are bringing forth our youth. We'll break our walls,
+ Rather than they shall pound us up: our gates,
+ Which yet seem shut, we, have but pinn'd with rushes;
+ They'll open of themselves.
+
+ [Alarum afar off]
+
+ Hark you. far off!
+ There is Aufidius; list, what work he makes
+ Amongst your cloven army.
+
+MARCIUS O, they are at it!
+
+LARTIUS Their noise be our instruction. Ladders, ho!
+
+ [Enter the army of the Volsces]
+
+MARCIUS They fear us not, but issue forth their city.
+ Now put your shields before your hearts, and fight
+ With hearts more proof than shields. Advance,
+ brave Titus:
+ They do disdain us much beyond our thoughts,
+ Which makes me sweat with wrath. Come on, my fellows:
+ He that retires I'll take him for a Volsce,
+ And he shall feel mine edge.
+
+ [Alarum. The Romans are beat back to their
+ trenches. Re-enter MARCIUS cursing]
+
+MARCIUS All the contagion of the south light on you,
+ You shames of Rome! you herd of--Boils and plagues
+ Plaster you o'er, that you may be abhorr'd
+ Further than seen and one infect another
+ Against the wind a mile! You souls of geese,
+ That bear the shapes of men, how have you run
+ From slaves that apes would beat! Pluto and hell!
+ All hurt behind; backs red, and faces pale
+ With flight and agued fear! Mend and charge home,
+ Or, by the fires of heaven, I'll leave the foe
+ And make my wars on you: look to't: come on;
+ If you'll stand fast, we'll beat them to their wives,
+ As they us to our trenches followed.
+
+ [Another alarum. The Volsces fly, and MARCIUS
+ follows them to the gates]
+
+ So, now the gates are ope: now prove good seconds:
+ 'Tis for the followers fortune widens them,
+ Not for the fliers: mark me, and do the like.
+
+ [Enters the gates]
+
+First Soldier Fool-hardiness; not I.
+
+Second Soldier Nor I.
+
+ [MARCIUS is shut in]
+
+First Soldier See, they have shut him in.
+
+All To the pot, I warrant him.
+
+ [Alarum continues]
+
+ [Re-enter TITUS LARTIUS]
+
+LARTIUS What is become of Marcius?
+
+All Slain, sir, doubtless.
+
+First Soldier Following the fliers at the very heels,
+ With them he enters; who, upon the sudden,
+ Clapp'd to their gates: he is himself alone,
+ To answer all the city.
+
+LARTIUS O noble fellow!
+ Who sensibly outdares his senseless sword,
+ And, when it bows, stands up. Thou art left, Marcius:
+ A carbuncle entire, as big as thou art,
+ Were not so rich a jewel. Thou wast a soldier
+ Even to Cato's wish, not fierce and terrible
+ Only in strokes; but, with thy grim looks and
+ The thunder-like percussion of thy sounds,
+ Thou madst thine enemies shake, as if the world
+ Were feverous and did tremble.
+
+ [Re-enter MARCIUS, bleeding, assaulted by the enemy]
+
+First Soldier Look, sir.
+
+LARTIUS O,'tis Marcius!
+ Let's fetch him off, or make remain alike.
+
+ [They fight, and all enter the city]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE V Corioli. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter certain Romans, with spoils]
+
+First Roman This will I carry to Rome.
+
+Second Roman And I this.
+
+Third Roman A murrain on't! I took this for silver.
+
+ [Alarum continues still afar off]
+
+ [Enter MARCIUS and TITUS LARTIUS with a trumpet]
+
+MARCIUS See here these movers that do prize their hours
+ At a crack'd drachm! Cushions, leaden spoons,
+ Irons of a doit, doublets that hangmen would
+ Bury with those that wore them, these base slaves,
+ Ere yet the fight be done, pack up: down with them!
+ And hark, what noise the general makes! To him!
+ There is the man of my soul's hate, Aufidius,
+ Piercing our Romans: then, valiant Titus, take
+ Convenient numbers to make good the city;
+ Whilst I, with those that have the spirit, will haste
+ To help Cominius.
+
+LARTIUS Worthy sir, thou bleed'st;
+ Thy exercise hath been too violent for
+ A second course of fight.
+
+MARCIUS Sir, praise me not;
+ My work hath yet not warm'd me: fare you well:
+ The blood I drop is rather physical
+ Than dangerous to me: to Aufidius thus
+ I will appear, and fight.
+
+LARTIUS Now the fair goddess, Fortune,
+ Fall deep in love with thee; and her great charms
+ Misguide thy opposers' swords! Bold gentleman,
+ Prosperity be thy page!
+
+MARCIUS Thy friend no less
+ Than those she placeth highest! So, farewell.
+
+LARTIUS Thou worthiest Marcius!
+
+ [Exit MARCIUS]
+
+ Go, sound thy trumpet in the market-place;
+ Call thither all the officers o' the town,
+ Where they shall know our mind: away!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Near the camp of Cominius.
+
+
+ [Enter COMINIUS, as it were in retire,
+ with soldiers]
+
+COMINIUS Breathe you, my friends: well fought;
+ we are come off
+ Like Romans, neither foolish in our stands,
+ Nor cowardly in retire: believe me, sirs,
+ We shall be charged again. Whiles we have struck,
+ By interims and conveying gusts we have heard
+ The charges of our friends. Ye Roman gods!
+ Lead their successes as we wish our own,
+ That both our powers, with smiling
+ fronts encountering,
+ May give you thankful sacrifice.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ Thy news?
+
+Messenger The citizens of Corioli have issued,
+ And given to Lartius and to Marcius battle:
+ I saw our party to their trenches driven,
+ And then I came away.
+
+COMINIUS Though thou speak'st truth,
+ Methinks thou speak'st not well.
+ How long is't since?
+
+Messenger Above an hour, my lord.
+
+COMINIUS 'Tis not a mile; briefly we heard their drums:
+ How couldst thou in a mile confound an hour,
+ And bring thy news so late?
+
+Messenger Spies of the Volsces
+ Held me in chase, that I was forced to wheel
+ Three or four miles about, else had I, sir,
+ Half an hour since brought my report.
+
+COMINIUS Who's yonder,
+ That does appear as he were flay'd? O gods
+ He has the stamp of Marcius; and I have
+ Before-time seen him thus.
+
+MARCIUS [Within] Come I too late?
+
+COMINIUS The shepherd knows not thunder from a tabour
+ More than I know the sound of Marcius' tongue
+ From every meaner man.
+
+ [Enter MARCIUS]
+
+MARCIUS Come I too late?
+
+COMINIUS Ay, if you come not in the blood of others,
+ But mantled in your own.
+
+MARCIUS O, let me clip ye
+ In arms as sound as when I woo'd, in heart
+ As merry as when our nuptial day was done,
+ And tapers burn'd to bedward!
+
+COMINIUS Flower of warriors,
+ How is it with Titus Lartius?
+
+MARCIUS As with a man busied about decrees:
+ Condemning some to death, and some to exile;
+ Ransoming him, or pitying, threatening the other;
+ Holding Corioli in the name of Rome,
+ Even like a fawning greyhound in the leash,
+ To let him slip at will.
+
+COMINIUS Where is that slave
+ Which told me they had beat you to your trenches?
+ Where is he? call him hither.
+
+MARCIUS Let him alone;
+ He did inform the truth: but for our gentlemen,
+ The common file--a plague! tribunes for them!--
+ The mouse ne'er shunn'd the cat as they did budge
+ From rascals worse than they.
+
+COMINIUS But how prevail'd you?
+
+MARCIUS Will the time serve to tell? I do not think.
+ Where is the enemy? are you lords o' the field?
+ If not, why cease you till you are so?
+
+COMINIUS Marcius,
+ We have at disadvantage fought and did
+ Retire to win our purpose.
+
+MARCIUS How lies their battle? know you on which side
+ They have placed their men of trust?
+
+COMINIUS As I guess, Marcius,
+ Their bands i' the vaward are the Antiates,
+ Of their best trust; o'er them Aufidius,
+ Their very heart of hope.
+
+MARCIUS I do beseech you,
+ By all the battles wherein we have fought,
+ By the blood we have shed together, by the vows
+ We have made to endure friends, that you directly
+ Set me against Aufidius and his Antiates;
+ And that you not delay the present, but,
+ Filling the air with swords advanced and darts,
+ We prove this very hour.
+
+COMINIUS Though I could wish
+ You were conducted to a gentle bath
+ And balms applied to, you, yet dare I never
+ Deny your asking: take your choice of those
+ That best can aid your action.
+
+MARCIUS Those are they
+ That most are willing. If any such be here--
+ As it were sin to doubt--that love this painting
+ Wherein you see me smear'd; if any fear
+ Lesser his person than an ill report;
+ If any think brave death outweighs bad life
+ And that his country's dearer than himself;
+ Let him alone, or so many so minded,
+ Wave thus, to express his disposition,
+ And follow Marcius.
+
+ [They all shout and wave their swords, take him up in
+ their arms, and cast up their caps]
+
+ O, me alone! make you a sword of me?
+ If these shows be not outward, which of you
+ But is four Volsces? none of you but is
+ Able to bear against the great Aufidius
+ A shield as hard as his. A certain number,
+ Though thanks to all, must I select
+ from all: the rest
+ Shall bear the business in some other fight,
+ As cause will be obey'd. Please you to march;
+ And four shall quickly draw out my command,
+ Which men are best inclined.
+
+COMINIUS March on, my fellows:
+ Make good this ostentation, and you shall
+ Divide in all with us.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE VII The gates of Corioli.
+
+
+ [TITUS LARTIUS, having set a guard upon
+ Corioli, going with drum and trumpet toward
+ COMINIUS and CAIUS MARCIUS, enters with
+ Lieutenant, other Soldiers, and a Scout]
+
+LARTIUS So, let the ports be guarded: keep your duties,
+ As I have set them down. If I do send, dispatch
+ Those centuries to our aid: the rest will serve
+ For a short holding: if we lose the field,
+ We cannot keep the town.
+
+Lieutenant Fear not our care, sir.
+
+LARTIUS Hence, and shut your gates upon's.
+ Our guider, come; to the Roman camp conduct us.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE VIII A field of battle.
+
+
+ [Alarum as in battle. Enter, from opposite sides,
+ MARCIUS and AUFIDIUS]
+
+MARCIUS I'll fight with none but thee; for I do hate thee
+ Worse than a promise-breaker.
+
+AUFIDIUS We hate alike:
+ Not Afric owns a serpent I abhor
+ More than thy fame and envy. Fix thy foot.
+
+MARCIUS Let the first budger die the other's slave,
+ And the gods doom him after!
+
+AUFIDIUS If I fly, Marcius,
+ Holloa me like a hare.
+
+MARCIUS Within these three hours, Tullus,
+ Alone I fought in your Corioli walls,
+ And made what work I pleased: 'tis not my blood
+ Wherein thou seest me mask'd; for thy revenge
+ Wrench up thy power to the highest.
+
+AUFIDIUS Wert thou the Hector
+ That was the whip of your bragg'd progeny,
+ Thou shouldst not scape me here.
+
+ [They fight, and certain Volsces come to the aid of
+ AUFIDIUS. MARCIUS fights till they be driven in
+ breathless]
+
+ Officious, and not valiant, you have shamed me
+ In your condemned seconds.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IX The Roman camp.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Alarum. A retreat is sounded. Flourish.
+ Enter, from one side, COMINIUS with the Romans; from
+ the other side, MARCIUS, with his arm in a scarf]
+
+COMINIUS If I should tell thee o'er this thy day's work,
+ Thou'ldst not believe thy deeds: but I'll report it
+ Where senators shall mingle tears with smiles,
+ Where great patricians shall attend and shrug,
+ I' the end admire, where ladies shall be frighted,
+ And, gladly quaked, hear more; where the
+ dull tribunes,
+ That, with the fusty plebeians, hate thine honours,
+ Shall say against their hearts 'We thank the gods
+ Our Rome hath such a soldier.'
+ Yet camest thou to a morsel of this feast,
+ Having fully dined before.
+
+ [Enter TITUS LARTIUS, with his power,
+ from the pursuit]
+
+LARTIUS O general,
+ Here is the steed, we the caparison:
+ Hadst thou beheld--
+
+MARCIUS Pray now, no more: my mother,
+ Who has a charter to extol her blood,
+ When she does praise me grieves me. I have done
+ As you have done; that's what I can; induced
+ As you have been; that's for my country:
+ He that has but effected his good will
+ Hath overta'en mine act.
+
+COMINIUS You shall not be
+ The grave of your deserving; Rome must know
+ The value of her own: 'twere a concealment
+ Worse than a theft, no less than a traducement,
+ To hide your doings; and to silence that,
+ Which, to the spire and top of praises vouch'd,
+ Would seem but modest: therefore, I beseech you
+ In sign of what you are, not to reward
+ What you have done--before our army hear me.
+
+MARCIUS I have some wounds upon me, and they smart
+ To hear themselves remember'd.
+
+COMINIUS Should they not,
+ Well might they fester 'gainst ingratitude,
+ And tent themselves with death. Of all the horses,
+ Whereof we have ta'en good and good store, of all
+ The treasure in this field achieved and city,
+ We render you the tenth, to be ta'en forth,
+ Before the common distribution, at
+ Your only choice.
+
+MARCIUS I thank you, general;
+ But cannot make my heart consent to take
+ A bribe to pay my sword: I do refuse it;
+ And stand upon my common part with those
+ That have beheld the doing.
+
+ [A long flourish. They all cry 'Marcius! Marcius!'
+ cast up their caps and lances: COMINIUS and LARTIUS
+ stand bare]
+
+MARCIUS May these same instruments, which you profane,
+ Never sound more! when drums and trumpets shall
+ I' the field prove flatterers, let courts and cities be
+ Made all of false-faced soothing!
+ When steel grows soft as the parasite's silk,
+ Let him be made a coverture for the wars!
+ No more, I say! For that I have not wash'd
+ My nose that bled, or foil'd some debile wretch.--
+ Which, without note, here's many else have done,--
+ You shout me forth
+ In acclamations hyperbolical;
+ As if I loved my little should be dieted
+ In praises sauced with lies.
+
+COMINIUS Too modest are you;
+ More cruel to your good report than grateful
+ To us that give you truly: by your patience,
+ If 'gainst yourself you be incensed, we'll put you,
+ Like one that means his proper harm, in manacles,
+ Then reason safely with you. Therefore, be it known,
+ As to us, to all the world, that Caius Marcius
+ Wears this war's garland: in token of the which,
+ My noble steed, known to the camp, I give him,
+ With all his trim belonging; and from this time,
+ For what he did before Corioli, call him,
+ With all the applause and clamour of the host,
+ CAIUS MARCIUS CORIOLANUS! Bear
+ The addition nobly ever!
+
+ [Flourish. Trumpets sound, and drums]
+
+All Caius Marcius Coriolanus!
+
+CORIOLANUS I will go wash;
+ And when my face is fair, you shall perceive
+ Whether I blush or no: howbeit, I thank you.
+ I mean to stride your steed, and at all times
+ To undercrest your good addition
+ To the fairness of my power.
+
+COMINIUS So, to our tent;
+ Where, ere we do repose us, we will write
+ To Rome of our success. You, Titus Lartius,
+ Must to Corioli back: send us to Rome
+ The best, with whom we may articulate,
+ For their own good and ours.
+
+LARTIUS I shall, my lord.
+
+CORIOLANUS The gods begin to mock me. I, that now
+ Refused most princely gifts, am bound to beg
+ Of my lord general.
+
+COMINIUS Take't; 'tis yours. What is't?
+
+CORIOLANUS I sometime lay here in Corioli
+ At a poor man's house; he used me kindly:
+ He cried to me; I saw him prisoner;
+ But then Aufidius was within my view,
+ And wrath o'erwhelm'd my pity: I request you
+ To give my poor host freedom.
+
+COMINIUS O, well begg'd!
+ Were he the butcher of my son, he should
+ Be free as is the wind. Deliver him, Titus.
+
+LARTIUS Marcius, his name?
+
+CORIOLANUS By Jupiter! forgot.
+ I am weary; yea, my memory is tired.
+ Have we no wine here?
+
+COMINIUS Go we to our tent:
+ The blood upon your visage dries; 'tis time
+ It should be look'd to: come.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE X The camp of the Volsces.
+
+
+ [A flourish. Cornets. Enter TULLUS AUFIDIUS,
+ bloody, with two or three Soldiers]
+
+AUFIDIUS The town is ta'en!
+
+First Soldier 'Twill be deliver'd back on good condition.
+
+AUFIDIUS Condition!
+ I would I were a Roman; for I cannot,
+ Being a Volsce, be that I am. Condition!
+ What good condition can a treaty find
+ I' the part that is at mercy? Five times, Marcius,
+ I have fought with thee: so often hast thou beat me,
+ And wouldst do so, I think, should we encounter
+ As often as we eat. By the elements,
+ If e'er again I meet him beard to beard,
+ He's mine, or I am his: mine emulation
+ Hath not that honour in't it had; for where
+ I thought to crush him in an equal force,
+ True sword to sword, I'll potch at him some way
+ Or wrath or craft may get him.
+
+First Soldier He's the devil.
+
+AUFIDIUS Bolder, though not so subtle. My valour's poison'd
+ With only suffering stain by him; for him
+ Shall fly out of itself: nor sleep nor sanctuary,
+ Being naked, sick, nor fane nor Capitol,
+ The prayers of priests nor times of sacrifice,
+ Embarquements all of fury, shall lift up
+ Their rotten privilege and custom 'gainst
+ My hate to Marcius: where I find him, were it
+ At home, upon my brother's guard, even there,
+ Against the hospitable canon, would I
+ Wash my fierce hand in's heart. Go you to the city;
+ Learn how 'tis held; and what they are that must
+ Be hostages for Rome.
+
+First Soldier Will not you go?
+
+AUFIDIUS I am attended at the cypress grove: I pray you--
+ 'Tis south the city mills--bring me word thither
+ How the world goes, that to the pace of it
+ I may spur on my journey.
+
+First Soldier I shall, sir.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rome. A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter MENENIUS with the two Tribunes of the people,
+ SICINIUS and BRUTUS.
+
+MENENIUS The augurer tells me we shall have news to-night.
+
+BRUTUS Good or bad?
+
+MENENIUS Not according to the prayer of the people, for they
+ love not Marcius.
+
+SICINIUS Nature teaches beasts to know their friends.
+
+MENENIUS Pray you, who does the wolf love?
+
+SICINIUS The lamb.
+
+MENENIUS Ay, to devour him; as the hungry plebeians would the
+ noble Marcius.
+
+BRUTUS He's a lamb indeed, that baes like a bear.
+
+MENENIUS He's a bear indeed, that lives like a lamb. You two
+ are old men: tell me one thing that I shall ask you.
+
+Both Well, sir.
+
+MENENIUS In what enormity is Marcius poor in, that you two
+ have not in abundance?
+
+BRUTUS He's poor in no one fault, but stored with all.
+
+SICINIUS Especially in pride.
+
+BRUTUS And topping all others in boasting.
+
+MENENIUS This is strange now: do you two know how you are
+ censured here in the city, I mean of us o' the
+ right-hand file? do you?
+
+Both Why, how are we censured?
+
+MENENIUS Because you talk of pride now,--will you not be angry?
+
+Both Well, well, sir, well.
+
+MENENIUS Why, 'tis no great matter; for a very little thief of
+ occasion will rob you of a great deal of patience:
+ give your dispositions the reins, and be angry at
+ your pleasures; at the least if you take it as a
+ pleasure to you in being so. You blame Marcius for
+ being proud?
+
+BRUTUS We do it not alone, sir.
+
+MENENIUS I know you can do very little alone; for your helps
+ are many, or else your actions would grow wondrous
+ single: your abilities are too infant-like for
+ doing much alone. You talk of pride: O that you
+ could turn your eyes toward the napes of your necks,
+ and make but an interior survey of your good selves!
+ O that you could!
+
+BRUTUS What then, sir?
+
+MENENIUS Why, then you should discover a brace of unmeriting,
+ proud, violent, testy magistrates, alias fools, as
+ any in Rome.
+
+SICINIUS Menenius, you are known well enough too.
+
+MENENIUS I am known to be a humorous patrician, and one that
+ loves a cup of hot wine with not a drop of allaying
+ Tiber in't; said to be something imperfect in
+ favouring the first complaint; hasty and tinder-like
+ upon too trivial motion; one that converses more
+ with the buttock of the night than with the forehead
+ of the morning: what I think I utter, and spend my
+ malice in my breath. Meeting two such wealsmen as
+ you are--I cannot call you Lycurguses--if the drink
+ you give me touch my palate adversely, I make a
+ crooked face at it. I can't say your worships have
+ delivered the matter well, when I find the ass in
+ compound with the major part of your syllables: and
+ though I must be content to bear with those that say
+ you are reverend grave men, yet they lie deadly that
+ tell you you have good faces. If you see this in
+ the map of my microcosm, follows it that I am known
+ well enough too? what barm can your bisson
+ conspectuities glean out of this character, if I be
+ known well enough too?
+
+BRUTUS Come, sir, come, we know you well enough.
+
+MENENIUS You know neither me, yourselves nor any thing. You
+ are ambitious for poor knaves' caps and legs: you
+ wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a
+ cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller;
+ and then rejourn the controversy of three pence to a
+ second day of audience. When you are hearing a
+ matter between party and party, if you chance to be
+ pinched with the colic, you make faces like
+ mummers; set up the bloody flag against all
+ patience; and, in roaring for a chamber-pot,
+ dismiss the controversy bleeding the more entangled
+ by your hearing: all the peace you make in their
+ cause is, calling both the parties knaves. You are
+ a pair of strange ones.
+
+BRUTUS Come, come, you are well understood to be a
+ perfecter giber for the table than a necessary
+ bencher in the Capitol.
+
+MENENIUS Our very priests must become mockers, if they shall
+ encounter such ridiculous subjects as you are. When
+ you speak best unto the purpose, it is not worth the
+ wagging of your beards; and your beards deserve not
+ so honourable a grave as to stuff a botcher's
+ cushion, or to be entombed in an ass's pack-
+ saddle. Yet you must be saying, Marcius is proud;
+ who in a cheap estimation, is worth predecessors
+ since Deucalion, though peradventure some of the
+ best of 'em were hereditary hangmen. God-den to
+ your worships: more of your conversation would
+ infect my brain, being the herdsmen of the beastly
+ plebeians: I will be bold to take my leave of you.
+
+ [BRUTUS and SICINIUS go aside]
+
+ [Enter VOLUMNIA, VIRGILIA, and VALERIA]
+
+ How now, my as fair as noble ladies,--and the moon,
+ were she earthly, no nobler,--whither do you follow
+ your eyes so fast?
+
+VOLUMNIA Honourable Menenius, my boy Marcius approaches; for
+ the love of Juno, let's go.
+
+MENENIUS Ha! Marcius coming home!
+
+VOLUMNIA Ay, worthy Menenius; and with most prosperous
+ approbation.
+
+MENENIUS Take my cap, Jupiter, and I thank thee. Hoo!
+ Marcius coming home!
+
+
+VOLUMNIA |
+ | Nay,'tis true.
+VIRGILIA |
+
+
+VOLUMNIA Look, here's a letter from him: the state hath
+ another, his wife another; and, I think, there's one
+ at home for you.
+
+MENENIUS I will make my very house reel tonight: a letter for
+ me!
+
+VIRGILIA Yes, certain, there's a letter for you; I saw't.
+
+MENENIUS A letter for me! it gives me an estate of seven
+ years' health; in which time I will make a lip at
+ the physician: the most sovereign prescription in
+ Galen is but empiricutic, and, to this preservative,
+ of no better report than a horse-drench. Is he
+ not wounded? he was wont to come home wounded.
+
+VIRGILIA O, no, no, no.
+
+VOLUMNIA O, he is wounded; I thank the gods for't.
+
+MENENIUS So do I too, if it be not too much: brings a'
+ victory in his pocket? the wounds become him.
+
+VOLUMNIA On's brows: Menenius, he comes the third time home
+ with the oaken garland.
+
+MENENIUS Has he disciplined Aufidius soundly?
+
+VOLUMNIA Titus Lartius writes, they fought together, but
+ Aufidius got off.
+
+MENENIUS And 'twas time for him too, I'll warrant him that:
+ an he had stayed by him, I would not have been so
+ fidiused for all the chests in Corioli, and the gold
+ that's in them. Is the senate possessed of this?
+
+VOLUMNIA Good ladies, let's go. Yes, yes, yes; the senate
+ has letters from the general, wherein he gives my
+ son the whole name of the war: he hath in this
+ action outdone his former deeds doubly
+
+VALERIA In troth, there's wondrous things spoke of him.
+
+MENENIUS Wondrous! ay, I warrant you, and not without his
+ true purchasing.
+
+VIRGILIA The gods grant them true!
+
+VOLUMNIA True! pow, wow.
+
+MENENIUS True! I'll be sworn they are true.
+ Where is he wounded?
+
+ [To the Tribunes]
+
+ God save your good worships! Marcius is coming
+ home: he has more cause to be proud. Where is he wounded?
+
+VOLUMNIA I' the shoulder and i' the left arm there will be
+ large cicatrices to show the people, when he shall
+ stand for his place. He received in the repulse of
+ Tarquin seven hurts i' the body.
+
+MENENIUS One i' the neck, and two i' the thigh,--there's
+ nine that I know.
+
+VOLUMNIA He had, before this last expedition, twenty-five
+ wounds upon him.
+
+MENENIUS Now it's twenty-seven: every gash was an enemy's grave.
+
+ [A shout and flourish]
+
+ Hark! the trumpets.
+
+VOLUMNIA These are the ushers of Marcius: before him he
+ carries noise, and behind him he leaves tears:
+ Death, that dark spirit, in 's nervy arm doth lie;
+ Which, being advanced, declines, and then men die.
+
+ [A sennet. Trumpets sound. Enter COMINIUS the
+ general, and TITUS LARTIUS; between them, CORIOLANUS,
+ crowned with an oaken garland; with Captains and
+ Soldiers, and a Herald]
+
+Herald Know, Rome, that all alone Marcius did fight
+ Within Corioli gates: where he hath won,
+ With fame, a name to Caius Marcius; these
+ In honour follows Coriolanus.
+ Welcome to Rome, renowned Coriolanus!
+
+ [Flourish]
+
+All Welcome to Rome, renowned Coriolanus!
+
+CORIOLANUS No more of this; it does offend my heart:
+ Pray now, no more.
+
+COMINIUS Look, sir, your mother!
+
+CORIOLANUS O,
+ You have, I know, petition'd all the gods
+ For my prosperity!
+
+ [Kneels]
+
+VOLUMNIA Nay, my good soldier, up;
+ My gentle Marcius, worthy Caius, and
+ By deed-achieving honour newly named,--
+ What is it?--Coriolanus must I call thee?--
+ But O, thy wife!
+
+CORIOLANUS My gracious silence, hail!
+ Wouldst thou have laugh'd had I come coffin'd home,
+ That weep'st to see me triumph? Ay, my dear,
+ Such eyes the widows in Corioli wear,
+ And mothers that lack sons.
+
+MENENIUS Now, the gods crown thee!
+
+CORIOLANUS And live you yet?
+
+ [To VALERIA]
+ O my sweet lady, pardon.
+
+VOLUMNIA I know not where to turn: O, welcome home:
+ And welcome, general: and ye're welcome all.
+
+MENENIUS A hundred thousand welcomes. I could weep
+ And I could laugh, I am light and heavy. Welcome.
+ A curse begin at very root on's heart,
+ That is not glad to see thee! You are three
+ That Rome should dote on: yet, by the faith of men,
+ We have some old crab-trees here
+ at home that will not
+ Be grafted to your relish. Yet welcome, warriors:
+ We call a nettle but a nettle and
+ The faults of fools but folly.
+
+COMINIUS Ever right.
+
+CORIOLANUS Menenius ever, ever.
+
+Herald Give way there, and go on!
+
+CORIOLANUS [To VOLUMNIA and VIRGILIA] Your hand, and yours:
+ Ere in our own house I do shade my head,
+ The good patricians must be visited;
+ From whom I have received not only greetings,
+ But with them change of honours.
+
+VOLUMNIA I have lived
+ To see inherited my very wishes
+ And the buildings of my fancy: only
+ There's one thing wanting, which I doubt not but
+ Our Rome will cast upon thee.
+
+CORIOLANUS Know, good mother,
+ I had rather be their servant in my way,
+ Than sway with them in theirs.
+
+COMINIUS On, to the Capitol!
+
+ [Flourish. Cornets. Exeunt in state, as before.
+ BRUTUS and SICINIUS come forward]
+
+BRUTUS All tongues speak of him, and the bleared sights
+ Are spectacled to see him: your prattling nurse
+ Into a rapture lets her baby cry
+ While she chats him: the kitchen malkin pins
+ Her richest lockram 'bout her reechy neck,
+ Clambering the walls to eye him: stalls, bulks, windows,
+ Are smother'd up, leads fill'd, and ridges horsed
+ With variable complexions, all agreeing
+ In earnestness to see him: seld-shown flamens
+ Do press among the popular throngs and puff
+ To win a vulgar station: or veil'd dames
+ Commit the war of white and damask in
+ Their nicely-gawded cheeks to the wanton spoil
+ Of Phoebus' burning kisses: such a pother
+ As if that whatsoever god who leads him
+ Were slily crept into his human powers
+ And gave him graceful posture.
+
+SICINIUS On the sudden,
+ I warrant him consul.
+
+BRUTUS Then our office may,
+ During his power, go sleep.
+
+SICINIUS He cannot temperately transport his honours
+ From where he should begin and end, but will
+ Lose those he hath won.
+
+BRUTUS In that there's comfort.
+
+SICINIUS Doubt not
+ The commoners, for whom we stand, but they
+ Upon their ancient malice will forget
+ With the least cause these his new honours, which
+ That he will give them make I as little question
+ As he is proud to do't.
+
+BRUTUS I heard him swear,
+ Were he to stand for consul, never would he
+ Appear i' the market-place nor on him put
+ The napless vesture of humility;
+ Nor showing, as the manner is, his wounds
+ To the people, beg their stinking breaths.
+
+SICINIUS 'Tis right.
+
+BRUTUS It was his word: O, he would miss it rather
+ Than carry it but by the suit of the gentry to him,
+ And the desire of the nobles.
+
+SICINIUS I wish no better
+ Than have him hold that purpose and to put it
+ In execution.
+
+BRUTUS 'Tis most like he will.
+
+SICINIUS It shall be to him then as our good wills,
+ A sure destruction.
+
+BRUTUS So it must fall out
+ To him or our authorities. For an end,
+ We must suggest the people in what hatred
+ He still hath held them; that to's power he would
+ Have made them mules, silenced their pleaders and
+ Dispropertied their freedoms, holding them,
+ In human action and capacity,
+ Of no more soul nor fitness for the world
+ Than camels in the war, who have their provand
+ Only for bearing burdens, and sore blows
+ For sinking under them.
+
+SICINIUS This, as you say, suggested
+ At some time when his soaring insolence
+ Shall touch the people--which time shall not want,
+ If he be put upon 't; and that's as easy
+ As to set dogs on sheep--will be his fire
+ To kindle their dry stubble; and their blaze
+ Shall darken him for ever.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+BRUTUS What's the matter?
+
+Messenger You are sent for to the Capitol. 'Tis thought
+ That Marcius shall be consul:
+ I have seen the dumb men throng to see him and
+ The blind to bear him speak: matrons flung gloves,
+ Ladies and maids their scarfs and handkerchers,
+ Upon him as he pass'd: the nobles bended,
+ As to Jove's statue, and the commons made
+ A shower and thunder with their caps and shouts:
+ I never saw the like.
+
+BRUTUS Let's to the Capitol;
+ And carry with us ears and eyes for the time,
+ But hearts for the event.
+
+SICINIUS Have with you.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. The Capitol.
+
+
+ [Enter two Officers, to lay cushions]
+
+First Officer Come, come, they are almost here. How many stand
+ for consulships?
+
+Second Officer Three, they say: but 'tis thought of every one
+ Coriolanus will carry it.
+
+First Officer That's a brave fellow; but he's vengeance proud, and
+ loves not the common people.
+
+Second Officer Faith, there had been many great men that have
+ flattered the people, who ne'er loved them; and there
+ be many that they have loved, they know not
+ wherefore: so that, if they love they know not why,
+ they hate upon no better a ground: therefore, for
+ Coriolanus neither to care whether they love or hate
+ him manifests the true knowledge he has in their
+ disposition; and out of his noble carelessness lets
+ them plainly see't.
+
+First Officer If he did not care whether he had their love or no,
+ he waved indifferently 'twixt doing them neither
+ good nor harm: but he seeks their hate with greater
+ devotion than can render it him; and leaves
+ nothing undone that may fully discover him their
+ opposite. Now, to seem to affect the malice and
+ displeasure of the people is as bad as that which he
+ dislikes, to flatter them for their love.
+
+Second Officer He hath deserved worthily of his country: and his
+ ascent is not by such easy degrees as those who,
+ having been supple and courteous to the people,
+ bonneted, without any further deed to have them at
+ an into their estimation and report: but he hath so
+ planted his honours in their eyes, and his actions
+ in their hearts, that for their tongues to be
+ silent, and not confess so much, were a kind of
+ ingrateful injury; to report otherwise, were a
+ malice, that, giving itself the lie, would pluck
+ reproof and rebuke from every ear that heard it.
+
+First Officer No more of him; he is a worthy man: make way, they
+ are coming.
+
+ [A sennet. Enter, with actors before them, COMINIUS
+ the consul, MENENIUS, CORIOLANUS, Senators,
+ SICINIUS and BRUTUS. The Senators take their
+ places; the Tribunes take their Places by
+ themselves. CORIOLANUS stands]
+
+MENENIUS Having determined of the Volsces and
+ To send for Titus Lartius, it remains,
+ As the main point of this our after-meeting,
+ To gratify his noble service that
+ Hath thus stood for his country: therefore,
+ please you,
+ Most reverend and grave elders, to desire
+ The present consul, and last general
+ In our well-found successes, to report
+ A little of that worthy work perform'd
+ By Caius Marcius Coriolanus, whom
+ We met here both to thank and to remember
+ With honours like himself.
+
+First Senator Speak, good Cominius:
+ Leave nothing out for length, and make us think
+ Rather our state's defective for requital
+ Than we to stretch it out.
+
+ [To the Tribunes]
+
+ Masters o' the people,
+ We do request your kindest ears, and after,
+ Your loving motion toward the common body,
+ To yield what passes here.
+
+SICINIUS We are convented
+ Upon a pleasing treaty, and have hearts
+ Inclinable to honour and advance
+ The theme of our assembly.
+
+BRUTUS Which the rather
+ We shall be blest to do, if he remember
+ A kinder value of the people than
+ He hath hereto prized them at.
+
+MENENIUS That's off, that's off;
+ I would you rather had been silent. Please you
+ To hear Cominius speak?
+
+BRUTUS Most willingly;
+ But yet my caution was more pertinent
+ Than the rebuke you give it.
+
+MENENIUS He loves your people
+ But tie him not to be their bedfellow.
+ Worthy Cominius, speak.
+
+ [CORIOLANUS offers to go away]
+
+ Nay, keep your place.
+
+First Senator Sit, Coriolanus; never shame to hear
+ What you have nobly done.
+
+CORIOLANUS Your horror's pardon:
+ I had rather have my wounds to heal again
+ Than hear say how I got them.
+
+BRUTUS Sir, I hope
+ My words disbench'd you not.
+
+CORIOLANUS No, sir: yet oft,
+ When blows have made me stay, I fled from words.
+ You soothed not, therefore hurt not: but
+ your people,
+ I love them as they weigh.
+
+MENENIUS Pray now, sit down.
+
+CORIOLANUS I had rather have one scratch my head i' the sun
+ When the alarum were struck than idly sit
+ To hear my nothings monster'd.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MENENIUS Masters of the people,
+ Your multiplying spawn how can he flatter--
+ That's thousand to one good one--when you now see
+ He had rather venture all his limbs for honour
+ Than one on's ears to hear it? Proceed, Cominius.
+
+COMINIUS I shall lack voice: the deeds of Coriolanus
+ Should not be utter'd feebly. It is held
+ That valour is the chiefest virtue, and
+ Most dignifies the haver: if it be,
+ The man I speak of cannot in the world
+ Be singly counterpoised. At sixteen years,
+ When Tarquin made a head for Rome, he fought
+ Beyond the mark of others: our then dictator,
+ Whom with all praise I point at, saw him fight,
+ When with his Amazonian chin he drove
+ The bristled lips before him: be bestrid
+ An o'er-press'd Roman and i' the consul's view
+ Slew three opposers: Tarquin's self he met,
+ And struck him on his knee: in that day's feats,
+ When he might act the woman in the scene,
+ He proved best man i' the field, and for his meed
+ Was brow-bound with the oak. His pupil age
+ Man-enter'd thus, he waxed like a sea,
+ And in the brunt of seventeen battles since
+ He lurch'd all swords of the garland. For this last,
+ Before and in Corioli, let me say,
+ I cannot speak him home: he stopp'd the fliers;
+ And by his rare example made the coward
+ Turn terror into sport: as weeds before
+ A vessel under sail, so men obey'd
+ And fell below his stem: his sword, death's stamp,
+ Where it did mark, it took; from face to foot
+ He was a thing of blood, whose every motion
+ Was timed with dying cries: alone he enter'd
+ The mortal gate of the city, which he painted
+ With shunless destiny; aidless came off,
+ And with a sudden reinforcement struck
+ Corioli like a planet: now all's his:
+ When, by and by, the din of war gan pierce
+ His ready sense; then straight his doubled spirit
+ Re-quicken'd what in flesh was fatigate,
+ And to the battle came he; where he did
+ Run reeking o'er the lives of men, as if
+ 'Twere a perpetual spoil: and till we call'd
+ Both field and city ours, he never stood
+ To ease his breast with panting.
+
+MENENIUS Worthy man!
+
+First Senator He cannot but with measure fit the honours
+ Which we devise him.
+
+COMINIUS Our spoils he kick'd at,
+ And look'd upon things precious as they were
+ The common muck of the world: he covets less
+ Than misery itself would give; rewards
+ His deeds with doing them, and is content
+ To spend the time to end it.
+
+MENENIUS He's right noble:
+ Let him be call'd for.
+
+First Senator Call Coriolanus.
+
+Officer He doth appear.
+
+ [Re-enter CORIOLANUS]
+
+MENENIUS The senate, Coriolanus, are well pleased
+ To make thee consul.
+
+CORIOLANUS I do owe them still
+ My life and services.
+
+MENENIUS It then remains
+ That you do speak to the people.
+
+CORIOLANUS I do beseech you,
+ Let me o'erleap that custom, for I cannot
+ Put on the gown, stand naked and entreat them,
+ For my wounds' sake, to give their suffrage: please you
+ That I may pass this doing.
+
+SICINIUS Sir, the people
+ Must have their voices; neither will they bate
+ One jot of ceremony.
+
+MENENIUS Put them not to't:
+ Pray you, go fit you to the custom and
+ Take to you, as your predecessors have,
+ Your honour with your form.
+
+CORIOLANUS It is apart
+ That I shall blush in acting, and might well
+ Be taken from the people.
+
+BRUTUS Mark you that?
+
+CORIOLANUS To brag unto them, thus I did, and thus;
+ Show them the unaching scars which I should hide,
+ As if I had received them for the hire
+ Of their breath only!
+
+MENENIUS Do not stand upon't.
+ We recommend to you, tribunes of the people,
+ Our purpose to them: and to our noble consul
+ Wish we all joy and honour.
+
+Senators To Coriolanus come all joy and honour!
+
+ [Flourish of cornets. Exeunt all but SICINIUS
+ and BRUTUS]
+
+BRUTUS You see how he intends to use the people.
+
+SICINIUS May they perceive's intent! He will require them,
+ As if he did contemn what he requested
+ Should be in them to give.
+
+BRUTUS Come, we'll inform them
+ Of our proceedings here: on the marketplace,
+ I know, they do attend us.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. The Forum.
+
+
+ [Enter seven or eight Citizens]
+
+First Citizen Once, if he do require our voices, we ought not to deny him.
+
+Second Citizen We may, sir, if we will.
+
+Third Citizen We have power in ourselves to do it, but it is a
+ power that we have no power to do; for if he show us
+ his wounds and tell us his deeds, we are to put our
+ tongues into those wounds and speak for them; so, if
+ he tell us his noble deeds, we must also tell him
+ our noble acceptance of them. Ingratitude is
+ monstrous, and for the multitude to be ingrateful,
+ were to make a monster of the multitude: of the
+ which we being members, should bring ourselves to be
+ monstrous members.
+
+First Citizen And to make us no better thought of, a little help
+ will serve; for once we stood up about the corn, he
+ himself stuck not to call us the many-headed multitude.
+
+Third Citizen We have been called so of many; not that our heads
+ are some brown, some black, some auburn, some bald,
+ but that our wits are so diversely coloured: and
+ truly I think if all our wits were to issue out of
+ one skull, they would fly east, west, north, south,
+ and their consent of one direct way should be at
+ once to all the points o' the compass.
+
+Second Citizen Think you so? Which way do you judge my wit would
+ fly?
+
+Third Citizen Nay, your wit will not so soon out as another man's
+ will;'tis strongly wedged up in a block-head, but
+ if it were at liberty, 'twould, sure, southward.
+
+Second Citizen Why that way?
+
+Third Citizen To lose itself in a fog, where being three parts
+ melted away with rotten dews, the fourth would return
+ for conscience sake, to help to get thee a wife.
+
+Second Citizen You are never without your tricks: you may, you may.
+
+Third Citizen Are you all resolved to give your voices? But
+ that's no matter, the greater part carries it. I
+ say, if he would incline to the people, there was
+ never a worthier man.
+
+ [Enter CORIOLANUS in a gown of humility,
+ with MENENIUS]
+
+ Here he comes, and in the gown of humility: mark his
+ behavior. We are not to stay all together, but to
+ come by him where he stands, by ones, by twos, and
+ by threes. He's to make his requests by
+ particulars; wherein every one of us has a single
+ honour, in giving him our own voices with our own
+ tongues: therefore follow me, and I direct you how
+ you shall go by him.
+
+All Content, content.
+
+ [Exeunt Citizens]
+
+MENENIUS O sir, you are not right: have you not known
+ The worthiest men have done't?
+
+CORIOLANUS What must I say?
+ 'I Pray, sir'--Plague upon't! I cannot bring
+ My tongue to such a pace:--'Look, sir, my wounds!
+ I got them in my country's service, when
+ Some certain of your brethren roar'd and ran
+ From the noise of our own drums.'
+
+MENENIUS O me, the gods!
+ You must not speak of that: you must desire them
+ To think upon you.
+
+CORIOLANUS Think upon me! hang 'em!
+ I would they would forget me, like the virtues
+ Which our divines lose by 'em.
+
+MENENIUS You'll mar all:
+ I'll leave you: pray you, speak to 'em, I pray you,
+ In wholesome manner.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CORIOLANUS Bid them wash their faces
+ And keep their teeth clean.
+
+ [Re-enter two of the Citizens]
+
+ So, here comes a brace.
+
+ [Re-enter a third Citizen]
+
+ You know the cause, air, of my standing here.
+
+Third Citizen We do, sir; tell us what hath brought you to't.
+
+CORIOLANUS Mine own desert.
+
+Second Citizen Your own desert!
+
+CORIOLANUS Ay, but not mine own desire.
+
+Third Citizen How not your own desire?
+
+CORIOLANUS No, sir,'twas never my desire yet to trouble the
+ poor with begging.
+
+Third Citizen You must think, if we give you any thing, we hope to
+ gain by you.
+
+CORIOLANUS Well then, I pray, your price o' the consulship?
+
+First Citizen The price is to ask it kindly.
+
+CORIOLANUS Kindly! Sir, I pray, let me ha't: I have wounds to
+ show you, which shall be yours in private. Your
+ good voice, sir; what say you?
+
+Second Citizen You shall ha' it, worthy sir.
+
+CORIOLANUS A match, sir. There's in all two worthy voices
+ begged. I have your alms: adieu.
+
+Third Citizen But this is something odd.
+
+Second Citizen An 'twere to give again,--but 'tis no matter.
+
+ [Exeunt the three Citizens]
+
+ [Re-enter two other Citizens]
+
+CORIOLANUS Pray you now, if it may stand with the tune of your
+ voices that I may be consul, I have here the
+ customary gown.
+
+Fourth Citizen You have deserved nobly of your country, and you
+ have not deserved nobly.
+
+CORIOLANUS Your enigma?
+
+Fourth Citizen You have been a scourge to her enemies, you have
+ been a rod to her friends; you have not indeed loved
+ the common people.
+
+CORIOLANUS You should account me the more virtuous that I have
+ not been common in my love. I will, sir, flatter my
+ sworn brother, the people, to earn a dearer
+ estimation of them; 'tis a condition they account
+ gentle: and since the wisdom of their choice is
+ rather to have my hat than my heart, I will practise
+ the insinuating nod and be off to them most
+ counterfeitly; that is, sir, I will counterfeit the
+ bewitchment of some popular man and give it
+ bountiful to the desirers. Therefore, beseech you,
+ I may be consul.
+
+Fifth Citizen We hope to find you our friend; and therefore give
+ you our voices heartily.
+
+Fourth Citizen You have received many wounds for your country.
+
+CORIOLANUS I will not seal your knowledge with showing them. I
+ will make much of your voices, and so trouble you no further.
+
+Both Citizens The gods give you joy, sir, heartily!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+CORIOLANUS Most sweet voices!
+ Better it is to die, better to starve,
+ Than crave the hire which first we do deserve.
+ Why in this woolvish toge should I stand here,
+ To beg of Hob and Dick, that do appear,
+ Their needless vouches? Custom calls me to't:
+ What custom wills, in all things should we do't,
+ The dust on antique time would lie unswept,
+ And mountainous error be too highly heapt
+ For truth to o'er-peer. Rather than fool it so,
+ Let the high office and the honour go
+ To one that would do thus. I am half through;
+ The one part suffer'd, the other will I do.
+
+ [Re-enter three Citizens more]
+
+ Here come more voices.
+ Your voices: for your voices I have fought;
+ Watch'd for your voices; for Your voices bear
+ Of wounds two dozen odd; battles thrice six
+ I have seen and heard of; for your voices have
+ Done many things, some less, some more your voices:
+ Indeed I would be consul.
+
+Sixth Citizen He has done nobly, and cannot go without any honest
+ man's voice.
+
+Seventh Citizen Therefore let him be consul: the gods give him joy,
+ and make him good friend to the people!
+
+All Citizens Amen, amen. God save thee, noble consul!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+CORIOLANUS Worthy voices!
+
+ [Re-enter MENENIUS, with BRUTUS and SICINIUS]
+
+MENENIUS You have stood your limitation; and the tribunes
+ Endue you with the people's voice: remains
+ That, in the official marks invested, you
+ Anon do meet the senate.
+
+CORIOLANUS Is this done?
+
+SICINIUS The custom of request you have discharged:
+ The people do admit you, and are summon'd
+ To meet anon, upon your approbation.
+
+CORIOLANUS Where? at the senate-house?
+
+SICINIUS There, Coriolanus.
+
+CORIOLANUS May I change these garments?
+
+SICINIUS You may, sir.
+
+CORIOLANUS That I'll straight do; and, knowing myself again,
+ Repair to the senate-house.
+
+MENENIUS I'll keep you company. Will you along?
+
+BRUTUS We stay here for the people.
+
+SICINIUS Fare you well.
+
+ [Exeunt CORIOLANUS and MENENIUS]
+
+ He has it now, and by his looks methink
+ 'Tis warm at 's heart.
+
+BRUTUS With a proud heart he wore his humble weeds.
+ will you dismiss the people?
+
+ [Re-enter Citizens]
+
+SICINIUS How now, my masters! have you chose this man?
+
+First Citizen He has our voices, sir.
+
+BRUTUS We pray the gods he may deserve your loves.
+
+Second Citizen Amen, sir: to my poor unworthy notice,
+ He mock'd us when he begg'd our voices.
+
+Third Citizen Certainly
+ He flouted us downright.
+
+First Citizen No,'tis his kind of speech: he did not mock us.
+
+Second Citizen Not one amongst us, save yourself, but says
+ He used us scornfully: he should have show'd us
+ His marks of merit, wounds received for's country.
+
+SICINIUS Why, so he did, I am sure.
+
+Citizens No, no; no man saw 'em.
+
+Third Citizen He said he had wounds, which he could show
+ in private;
+ And with his hat, thus waving it in scorn,
+ 'I would be consul,' says he: 'aged custom,
+ But by your voices, will not so permit me;
+ Your voices therefore.' When we granted that,
+ Here was 'I thank you for your voices: thank you:
+ Your most sweet voices: now you have left
+ your voices,
+ I have no further with you.' Was not this mockery?
+
+SICINIUS Why either were you ignorant to see't,
+ Or, seeing it, of such childish friendliness
+ To yield your voices?
+
+BRUTUS Could you not have told him
+ As you were lesson'd, when he had no power,
+ But was a petty servant to the state,
+ He was your enemy, ever spake against
+ Your liberties and the charters that you bear
+ I' the body of the weal; and now, arriving
+ A place of potency and sway o' the state,
+ If he should still malignantly remain
+ Fast foe to the plebeii, your voices might
+ Be curses to yourselves? You should have said
+ That as his worthy deeds did claim no less
+ Than what he stood for, so his gracious nature
+ Would think upon you for your voices and
+ Translate his malice towards you into love,
+ Standing your friendly lord.
+
+SICINIUS Thus to have said,
+ As you were fore-advised, had touch'd his spirit
+ And tried his inclination; from him pluck'd
+ Either his gracious promise, which you might,
+ As cause had call'd you up, have held him to
+ Or else it would have gall'd his surly nature,
+ Which easily endures not article
+ Tying him to aught; so putting him to rage,
+ You should have ta'en the advantage of his choler
+ And pass'd him unelected.
+
+BRUTUS Did you perceive
+ He did solicit you in free contempt
+ When he did need your loves, and do you think
+ That his contempt shall not be bruising to you,
+ When he hath power to crush? Why, had your bodies
+ No heart among you? or had you tongues to cry
+ Against the rectorship of judgment?
+
+SICINIUS Have you
+ Ere now denied the asker? and now again
+ Of him that did not ask, but mock, bestow
+ Your sued-for tongues?
+
+Third Citizen He's not confirm'd; we may deny him yet.
+
+Second Citizen And will deny him:
+ I'll have five hundred voices of that sound.
+
+First Citizen I twice five hundred and their friends to piece 'em.
+
+BRUTUS Get you hence instantly, and tell those friends,
+ They have chose a consul that will from them take
+ Their liberties; make them of no more voice
+ Than dogs that are as often beat for barking
+ As therefore kept to do so.
+
+SICINIUS Let them assemble,
+ And on a safer judgment all revoke
+ Your ignorant election; enforce his pride,
+ And his old hate unto you; besides, forget not
+ With what contempt he wore the humble weed,
+ How in his suit he scorn'd you; but your loves,
+ Thinking upon his services, took from you
+ The apprehension of his present portance,
+ Which most gibingly, ungravely, he did fashion
+ After the inveterate hate he bears you.
+
+BRUTUS Lay
+ A fault on us, your tribunes; that we laboured,
+ No impediment between, but that you must
+ Cast your election on him.
+
+SICINIUS Say, you chose him
+ More after our commandment than as guided
+ By your own true affections, and that your minds,
+ Preoccupied with what you rather must do
+ Than what you should, made you against the grain
+ To voice him consul: lay the fault on us.
+
+BRUTUS Ay, spare us not. Say we read lectures to you.
+ How youngly he began to serve his country,
+ How long continued, and what stock he springs of,
+ The noble house o' the Marcians, from whence came
+ That Ancus Marcius, Numa's daughter's son,
+ Who, after great Hostilius, here was king;
+ Of the same house Publius and Quintus were,
+ That our beat water brought by conduits hither;
+ And [Censorinus,] nobly named so,
+ Twice being [by the people chosen] censor,
+ Was his great ancestor.
+
+SICINIUS One thus descended,
+ That hath beside well in his person wrought
+ To be set high in place, we did commend
+ To your remembrances: but you have found,
+ Scaling his present bearing with his past,
+ That he's your fixed enemy, and revoke
+ Your sudden approbation.
+
+BRUTUS Say, you ne'er had done't--
+ Harp on that still--but by our putting on;
+ And presently, when you have drawn your number,
+ Repair to the Capitol.
+
+All We will so: almost all
+ Repent in their election.
+
+ [Exeunt Citizens]
+
+BRUTUS Let them go on;
+ This mutiny were better put in hazard,
+ Than stay, past doubt, for greater:
+ If, as his nature is, he fall in rage
+ With their refusal, both observe and answer
+ The vantage of his anger.
+
+SICINIUS To the Capitol, come:
+ We will be there before the stream o' the people;
+ And this shall seem, as partly 'tis, their own,
+ Which we have goaded onward.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rome. A street.
+
+
+ [Cornets. Enter CORIOLANUS, MENENIUS, all the
+ Gentry, COMINIUS, TITUS LARTIUS, and other Senators]
+
+CORIOLANUS Tullus Aufidius then had made new head?
+
+LARTIUS He had, my lord; and that it was which caused
+ Our swifter composition.
+
+CORIOLANUS So then the Volsces stand but as at first,
+ Ready, when time shall prompt them, to make road.
+ Upon's again.
+
+COMINIUS They are worn, lord consul, so,
+ That we shall hardly in our ages see
+ Their banners wave again.
+
+CORIOLANUS Saw you Aufidius?
+
+LARTIUS On safe-guard he came to me; and did curse
+ Against the Volsces, for they had so vilely
+ Yielded the town: he is retired to Antium.
+
+CORIOLANUS Spoke he of me?
+
+LARTIUS He did, my lord.
+
+CORIOLANUS How? what?
+
+LARTIUS How often he had met you, sword to sword;
+ That of all things upon the earth he hated
+ Your person most, that he would pawn his fortunes
+ To hopeless restitution, so he might
+ Be call'd your vanquisher.
+
+CORIOLANUS At Antium lives he?
+
+LARTIUS At Antium.
+
+CORIOLANUS I wish I had a cause to seek him there,
+ To oppose his hatred fully. Welcome home.
+
+ [Enter SICINIUS and BRUTUS]
+
+ Behold, these are the tribunes of the people,
+ The tongues o' the common mouth: I do despise them;
+ For they do prank them in authority,
+ Against all noble sufferance.
+
+SICINIUS Pass no further.
+
+CORIOLANUS Ha! what is that?
+
+BRUTUS It will be dangerous to go on: no further.
+
+CORIOLANUS What makes this change?
+
+MENENIUS The matter?
+
+COMINIUS Hath he not pass'd the noble and the common?
+
+BRUTUS Cominius, no.
+
+CORIOLANUS Have I had children's voices?
+
+First Senator Tribunes, give way; he shall to the market-place.
+
+BRUTUS The people are incensed against him.
+
+SICINIUS Stop,
+ Or all will fall in broil.
+
+CORIOLANUS Are these your herd?
+ Must these have voices, that can yield them now
+ And straight disclaim their tongues? What are
+ your offices?
+ You being their mouths, why rule you not their teeth?
+ Have you not set them on?
+
+MENENIUS Be calm, be calm.
+
+CORIOLANUS It is a purposed thing, and grows by plot,
+ To curb the will of the nobility:
+ Suffer't, and live with such as cannot rule
+ Nor ever will be ruled.
+
+BRUTUS Call't not a plot:
+ The people cry you mock'd them, and of late,
+ When corn was given them gratis, you repined;
+ Scandal'd the suppliants for the people, call'd them
+ Time-pleasers, flatterers, foes to nobleness.
+
+CORIOLANUS Why, this was known before.
+
+BRUTUS Not to them all.
+
+CORIOLANUS Have you inform'd them sithence?
+
+BRUTUS How! I inform them!
+
+CORIOLANUS You are like to do such business.
+
+BRUTUS Not unlike,
+ Each way, to better yours.
+
+CORIOLANUS Why then should I be consul? By yond clouds,
+ Let me deserve so ill as you, and make me
+ Your fellow tribune.
+
+SICINIUS You show too much of that
+ For which the people stir: if you will pass
+ To where you are bound, you must inquire your way,
+ Which you are out of, with a gentler spirit,
+ Or never be so noble as a consul,
+ Nor yoke with him for tribune.
+
+MENENIUS Let's be calm.
+
+COMINIUS The people are abused; set on. This paltering
+ Becomes not Rome, nor has Coriolanus
+ Deserved this so dishonour'd rub, laid falsely
+ I' the plain way of his merit.
+
+CORIOLANUS Tell me of corn!
+ This was my speech, and I will speak't again--
+
+MENENIUS Not now, not now.
+
+First Senator Not in this heat, sir, now.
+
+CORIOLANUS Now, as I live, I will. My nobler friends,
+ I crave their pardons:
+ For the mutable, rank-scented many, let them
+ Regard me as I do not flatter, and
+ Therein behold themselves: I say again,
+ In soothing them, we nourish 'gainst our senate
+ The cockle of rebellion, insolence, sedition,
+ Which we ourselves have plough'd for, sow'd,
+ and scatter'd,
+ By mingling them with us, the honour'd number,
+ Who lack not virtue, no, nor power, but that
+ Which they have given to beggars.
+
+MENENIUS Well, no more.
+
+First Senator No more words, we beseech you.
+
+CORIOLANUS How! no more!
+ As for my country I have shed my blood,
+ Not fearing outward force, so shall my lungs
+ Coin words till their decay against those measles,
+ Which we disdain should tatter us, yet sought
+ The very way to catch them.
+
+BRUTUS You speak o' the people,
+ As if you were a god to punish, not
+ A man of their infirmity.
+
+SICINIUS 'Twere well
+ We let the people know't.
+
+MENENIUS What, what? his choler?
+
+CORIOLANUS Choler!
+ Were I as patient as the midnight sleep,
+ By Jove, 'twould be my mind!
+
+SICINIUS It is a mind
+ That shall remain a poison where it is,
+ Not poison any further.
+
+CORIOLANUS Shall remain!
+ Hear you this Triton of the minnows? mark you
+ His absolute 'shall'?
+
+COMINIUS 'Twas from the canon.
+
+CORIOLANUS 'Shall'!
+ O good but most unwise patricians! why,
+ You grave but reckless senators, have you thus
+ Given Hydra here to choose an officer,
+ That with his peremptory 'shall,' being but
+ The horn and noise o' the monster's, wants not spirit
+ To say he'll turn your current in a ditch,
+ And make your channel his? If he have power
+ Then vail your ignorance; if none, awake
+ Your dangerous lenity. If you are learn'd,
+ Be not as common fools; if you are not,
+ Let them have cushions by you. You are plebeians,
+ If they be senators: and they are no less,
+ When, both your voices blended, the great'st taste
+ Most palates theirs. They choose their magistrate,
+ And such a one as he, who puts his 'shall,'
+ His popular 'shall' against a graver bench
+ Than ever frown in Greece. By Jove himself!
+ It makes the consuls base: and my soul aches
+ To know, when two authorities are up,
+ Neither supreme, how soon confusion
+ May enter 'twixt the gap of both and take
+ The one by the other.
+
+COMINIUS Well, on to the market-place.
+
+CORIOLANUS Whoever gave that counsel, to give forth
+ The corn o' the storehouse gratis, as 'twas used
+ Sometime in Greece,--
+
+MENENIUS Well, well, no more of that.
+
+CORIOLANUS Though there the people had more absolute power,
+ I say, they nourish'd disobedience, fed
+ The ruin of the state.
+
+BRUTUS Why, shall the people give
+ One that speaks thus their voice?
+
+CORIOLANUS I'll give my reasons,
+ More worthier than their voices. They know the corn
+ Was not our recompense, resting well assured
+ That ne'er did service for't: being press'd to the war,
+ Even when the navel of the state was touch'd,
+ They would not thread the gates. This kind of service
+ Did not deserve corn gratis. Being i' the war
+ Their mutinies and revolts, wherein they show'd
+ Most valour, spoke not for them: the accusation
+ Which they have often made against the senate,
+ All cause unborn, could never be the motive
+ Of our so frank donation. Well, what then?
+ How shall this bisson multitude digest
+ The senate's courtesy? Let deeds express
+ What's like to be their words: 'we did request it;
+ We are the greater poll, and in true fear
+ They gave us our demands.' Thus we debase
+ The nature of our seats and make the rabble
+ Call our cares fears; which will in time
+ Break ope the locks o' the senate and bring in
+ The crows to peck the eagles.
+
+MENENIUS Come, enough.
+
+BRUTUS Enough, with over-measure.
+
+CORIOLANUS No, take more:
+ What may be sworn by, both divine and human,
+ Seal what I end withal! This double worship,
+ Where one part does disdain with cause, the other
+ Insult without all reason, where gentry, title, wisdom,
+ Cannot conclude but by the yea and no
+ Of general ignorance,--it must omit
+ Real necessities, and give way the while
+ To unstable slightness: purpose so barr'd,
+ it follows,
+ Nothing is done to purpose. Therefore, beseech you,--
+ You that will be less fearful than discreet,
+ That love the fundamental part of state
+ More than you doubt the change on't, that prefer
+ A noble life before a long, and wish
+ To jump a body with a dangerous physic
+ That's sure of death without it, at once pluck out
+ The multitudinous tongue; let them not lick
+ The sweet which is their poison: your dishonour
+ Mangles true judgment and bereaves the state
+ Of that integrity which should become't,
+ Not having the power to do the good it would,
+ For the in which doth control't.
+
+BRUTUS Has said enough.
+
+SICINIUS Has spoken like a traitor, and shall answer
+ As traitors do.
+
+CORIOLANUS Thou wretch, despite o'erwhelm thee!
+ What should the people do with these bald tribunes?
+ On whom depending, their obedience fails
+ To the greater bench: in a rebellion,
+ When what's not meet, but what must be, was law,
+ Then were they chosen: in a better hour,
+ Let what is meet be said it must be meet,
+ And throw their power i' the dust.
+
+BRUTUS Manifest treason!
+
+SICINIUS This a consul? no.
+
+BRUTUS The aediles, ho!
+
+ [Enter an AEdile]
+
+ Let him be apprehended.
+
+SICINIUS Go, call the people:
+
+ [Exit AEdile]
+
+ in whose name myself
+ Attach thee as a traitorous innovator,
+ A foe to the public weal: obey, I charge thee,
+ And follow to thine answer.
+
+CORIOLANUS Hence, old goat!
+
+Senators, &C We'll surety him.
+
+COMINIUS Aged sir, hands off.
+
+CORIOLANUS Hence, rotten thing! or I shall shake thy bones
+ Out of thy garments.
+
+SICINIUS Help, ye citizens!
+
+ [Enter a rabble of Citizens (Plebeians), with
+ the AEdiles]
+
+MENENIUS On both sides more respect.
+
+SICINIUS Here's he that would take from you all your power.
+
+BRUTUS Seize him, AEdiles!
+
+Citizens Down with him! down with him!
+
+Senators, &C Weapons, weapons, weapons!
+
+ [They all bustle about CORIOLANUS, crying]
+
+ 'Tribunes!' 'Patricians!' 'Citizens!' 'What, ho!'
+ 'Sicinius!' 'Brutus!' 'Coriolanus!' 'Citizens!'
+ 'Peace, peace, peace!' 'Stay, hold, peace!'
+
+MENENIUS What is about to be? I am out of breath;
+ Confusion's near; I cannot speak. You, tribunes
+ To the people! Coriolanus, patience!
+ Speak, good Sicinius.
+
+SICINIUS Hear me, people; peace!
+
+Citizens Let's hear our tribune: peace Speak, speak, speak.
+
+SICINIUS You are at point to lose your liberties:
+ Marcius would have all from you; Marcius,
+ Whom late you have named for consul.
+
+MENENIUS Fie, fie, fie!
+ This is the way to kindle, not to quench.
+
+First Senator To unbuild the city and to lay all flat.
+
+SICINIUS What is the city but the people?
+
+Citizens True,
+ The people are the city.
+
+BRUTUS By the consent of all, we were establish'd
+ The people's magistrates.
+
+Citizens You so remain.
+
+MENENIUS And so are like to do.
+
+COMINIUS That is the way to lay the city flat;
+ To bring the roof to the foundation,
+ And bury all, which yet distinctly ranges,
+ In heaps and piles of ruin.
+
+SICINIUS This deserves death.
+
+BRUTUS Or let us stand to our authority,
+ Or let us lose it. We do here pronounce,
+ Upon the part o' the people, in whose power
+ We were elected theirs, Marcius is worthy
+ Of present death.
+
+SICINIUS Therefore lay hold of him;
+ Bear him to the rock Tarpeian, and from thence
+ Into destruction cast him.
+
+BRUTUS AEdiles, seize him!
+
+Citizens Yield, Marcius, yield!
+
+MENENIUS Hear me one word;
+ Beseech you, tribunes, hear me but a word.
+
+AEdile Peace, peace!
+
+MENENIUS [To BRUTUS] Be that you seem, truly your
+ country's friend,
+ And temperately proceed to what you would
+ Thus violently redress.
+
+BRUTUS Sir, those cold ways,
+ That seem like prudent helps, are very poisonous
+ Where the disease is violent. Lay hands upon him,
+ And bear him to the rock.
+
+CORIOLANUS No, I'll die here.
+
+ [Drawing his sword]
+
+ There's some among you have beheld me fighting:
+ Come, try upon yourselves what you have seen me.
+
+MENENIUS Down with that sword! Tribunes, withdraw awhile.
+
+BRUTUS Lay hands upon him.
+
+COMINIUS Help Marcius, help,
+ You that be noble; help him, young and old!
+
+Citizens Down with him, down with him!
+
+ [In this mutiny, the Tribunes, the AEdiles, and the
+ People, are beat in]
+
+MENENIUS Go, get you to your house; be gone, away!
+ All will be naught else.
+
+Second Senator Get you gone.
+
+COMINIUS Stand fast;
+ We have as many friends as enemies.
+
+MENENIUS Sham it be put to that?
+
+First Senator The gods forbid!
+ I prithee, noble friend, home to thy house;
+ Leave us to cure this cause.
+
+MENENIUS For 'tis a sore upon us,
+ You cannot tent yourself: be gone, beseech you.
+
+COMINIUS Come, sir, along with us.
+
+CORIOLANUS I would they were barbarians--as they are,
+ Though in Rome litter'd--not Romans--as they are not,
+ Though calved i' the porch o' the Capitol--
+
+MENENIUS Be gone;
+ Put not your worthy rage into your tongue;
+ One time will owe another.
+
+CORIOLANUS On fair ground
+ I could beat forty of them.
+
+COMINIUS I could myself
+ Take up a brace o' the best of them; yea, the
+ two tribunes:
+ But now 'tis odds beyond arithmetic;
+ And manhood is call'd foolery, when it stands
+ Against a falling fabric. Will you hence,
+ Before the tag return? whose rage doth rend
+ Like interrupted waters and o'erbear
+ What they are used to bear.
+
+MENENIUS Pray you, be gone:
+ I'll try whether my old wit be in request
+ With those that have but little: this must be patch'd
+ With cloth of any colour.
+
+COMINIUS Nay, come away.
+
+ [Exeunt CORIOLANUS, COMINIUS, and others]
+
+A Patrician This man has marr'd his fortune.
+
+MENENIUS His nature is too noble for the world:
+ He would not flatter Neptune for his trident,
+ Or Jove for's power to thunder. His heart's his mouth:
+ What his breast forges, that his tongue must vent;
+ And, being angry, does forget that ever
+ He heard the name of death.
+
+ [A noise within]
+
+ Here's goodly work!
+
+Second Patrician I would they were abed!
+
+MENENIUS I would they were in Tiber! What the vengeance!
+ Could he not speak 'em fair?
+
+ [Re-enter BRUTUS and SICINIUS, with the rabble]
+
+SICINIUS Where is this viper
+ That would depopulate the city and
+ Be every man himself?
+
+MENENIUS You worthy tribunes,--
+
+SICINIUS He shall be thrown down the Tarpeian rock
+ With rigorous hands: he hath resisted law,
+ And therefore law shall scorn him further trial
+ Than the severity of the public power
+ Which he so sets at nought.
+
+First Citizen He shall well know
+ The noble tribunes are the people's mouths,
+ And we their hands.
+
+Citizens He shall, sure on't.
+
+MENENIUS Sir, sir,--
+
+SICINIUS Peace!
+
+MENENIUS Do not cry havoc, where you should but hunt
+ With modest warrant.
+
+SICINIUS Sir, how comes't that you
+ Have holp to make this rescue?
+
+MENENIUS Hear me speak:
+ As I do know the consul's worthiness,
+ So can I name his faults,--
+
+SICINIUS Consul! what consul?
+
+MENENIUS The consul Coriolanus.
+
+BRUTUS He consul!
+
+Citizens No, no, no, no, no.
+
+MENENIUS If, by the tribunes' leave, and yours, good people,
+ I may be heard, I would crave a word or two;
+ The which shall turn you to no further harm
+ Than so much loss of time.
+
+SICINIUS Speak briefly then;
+ For we are peremptory to dispatch
+ This viperous traitor: to eject him hence
+ Were but one danger, and to keep him here
+ Our certain death: therefore it is decreed
+ He dies to-night.
+
+MENENIUS Now the good gods forbid
+ That our renowned Rome, whose gratitude
+ Towards her deserved children is enroll'd
+ In Jove's own book, like an unnatural dam
+ Should now eat up her own!
+
+SICINIUS He's a disease that must be cut away.
+
+MENENIUS O, he's a limb that has but a disease;
+ Mortal, to cut it off; to cure it, easy.
+ What has he done to Rome that's worthy death?
+ Killing our enemies, the blood he hath lost--
+ Which, I dare vouch, is more than that he hath,
+ By many an ounce--he dropp'd it for his country;
+ And what is left, to lose it by his country,
+ Were to us all, that do't and suffer it,
+ A brand to the end o' the world.
+
+SICINIUS This is clean kam.
+
+BRUTUS Merely awry: when he did love his country,
+ It honour'd him.
+
+MENENIUS The service of the foot
+ Being once gangrened, is not then respected
+ For what before it was.
+
+BRUTUS We'll hear no more.
+ Pursue him to his house, and pluck him thence:
+ Lest his infection, being of catching nature,
+ Spread further.
+
+MENENIUS One word more, one word.
+ This tiger-footed rage, when it shall find
+ The harm of unscann'd swiftness, will too late
+ Tie leaden pounds to's heels. Proceed by process;
+ Lest parties, as he is beloved, break out,
+ And sack great Rome with Romans.
+
+BRUTUS If it were so,--
+
+SICINIUS What do ye talk?
+ Have we not had a taste of his obedience?
+ Our aediles smote? ourselves resisted? Come.
+
+MENENIUS Consider this: he has been bred i' the wars
+ Since he could draw a sword, and is ill school'd
+ In bolted language; meal and bran together
+ He throws without distinction. Give me leave,
+ I'll go to him, and undertake to bring him
+ Where he shall answer, by a lawful form,
+ In peace, to his utmost peril.
+
+First Senator Noble tribunes,
+ It is the humane way: the other course
+ Will prove too bloody, and the end of it
+ Unknown to the beginning.
+
+SICINIUS Noble Menenius,
+ Be you then as the people's officer.
+ Masters, lay down your weapons.
+
+BRUTUS Go not home.
+
+SICINIUS Meet on the market-place. We'll attend you there:
+ Where, if you bring not Marcius, we'll proceed
+ In our first way.
+
+MENENIUS I'll bring him to you.
+
+ [To the Senators]
+
+ Let me desire your company: he must come,
+ Or what is worst will follow.
+
+First Senator Pray you, let's to him.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II A room in CORIOLANUS'S house.
+
+
+ [Enter CORIOLANUS with Patricians]
+
+CORIOLANUS Let them puff all about mine ears, present me
+ Death on the wheel or at wild horses' heels,
+ Or pile ten hills on the Tarpeian rock,
+ That the precipitation might down stretch
+ Below the beam of sight, yet will I still
+ Be thus to them.
+
+A Patrician You do the nobler.
+
+CORIOLANUS I muse my mother
+ Does not approve me further, who was wont
+ To call them woollen vassals, things created
+ To buy and sell with groats, to show bare heads
+ In congregations, to yawn, be still and wonder,
+ When one but of my ordinance stood up
+ To speak of peace or war.
+
+ [Enter VOLUMNIA]
+
+ I talk of you:
+ Why did you wish me milder? would you have me
+ False to my nature? Rather say I play
+ The man I am.
+
+VOLUMNIA O, sir, sir, sir,
+ I would have had you put your power well on,
+ Before you had worn it out.
+
+CORIOLANUS Let go.
+
+VOLUMNIA You might have been enough the man you are,
+ With striving less to be so; lesser had been
+ The thwartings of your dispositions, if
+ You had not show'd them how ye were disposed
+ Ere they lack'd power to cross you.
+
+CORIOLANUS Let them hang.
+
+A Patrician Ay, and burn too.
+
+ [Enter MENENIUS and Senators]
+
+MENENIUS Come, come, you have been too rough, something
+ too rough;
+ You must return and mend it.
+
+First Senator There's no remedy;
+ Unless, by not so doing, our good city
+ Cleave in the midst, and perish.
+
+VOLUMNIA Pray, be counsell'd:
+ I have a heart as little apt as yours,
+ But yet a brain that leads my use of anger
+ To better vantage.
+
+MENENIUS Well said, noble woman?
+ Before he should thus stoop to the herd, but that
+ The violent fit o' the time craves it as physic
+ For the whole state, I would put mine armour on,
+ Which I can scarcely bear.
+
+CORIOLANUS What must I do?
+
+MENENIUS Return to the tribunes.
+
+CORIOLANUS Well, what then? what then?
+
+MENENIUS Repent what you have spoke.
+
+CORIOLANUS For them! I cannot do it to the gods;
+ Must I then do't to them?
+
+VOLUMNIA You are too absolute;
+ Though therein you can never be too noble,
+ But when extremities speak. I have heard you say,
+ Honour and policy, like unsever'd friends,
+ I' the war do grow together: grant that, and tell me,
+ In peace what each of them by the other lose,
+ That they combine not there.
+
+CORIOLANUS Tush, tush!
+
+MENENIUS A good demand.
+
+VOLUMNIA If it be honour in your wars to seem
+ The same you are not, which, for your best ends,
+ You adopt your policy, how is it less or worse,
+ That it shall hold companionship in peace
+ With honour, as in war, since that to both
+ It stands in like request?
+
+CORIOLANUS Why force you this?
+
+VOLUMNIA Because that now it lies you on to speak
+ To the people; not by your own instruction,
+ Nor by the matter which your heart prompts you,
+ But with such words that are but rooted in
+ Your tongue, though but bastards and syllables
+ Of no allowance to your bosom's truth.
+ Now, this no more dishonours you at all
+ Than to take in a town with gentle words,
+ Which else would put you to your fortune and
+ The hazard of much blood.
+ I would dissemble with my nature where
+ My fortunes and my friends at stake required
+ I should do so in honour: I am in this,
+ Your wife, your son, these senators, the nobles;
+ And you will rather show our general louts
+ How you can frown than spend a fawn upon 'em,
+ For the inheritance of their loves and safeguard
+ Of what that want might ruin.
+
+MENENIUS Noble lady!
+ Come, go with us; speak fair: you may salve so,
+ Not what is dangerous present, but the loss
+ Of what is past.
+
+VOLUMNIA I prithee now, my son,
+ Go to them, with this bonnet in thy hand;
+ And thus far having stretch'd it--here be with them--
+ Thy knee bussing the stones--for in such business
+ Action is eloquence, and the eyes of the ignorant
+ More learned than the ears--waving thy head,
+ Which often, thus, correcting thy stout heart,
+ Now humble as the ripest mulberry
+ That will not hold the handling: or say to them,
+ Thou art their soldier, and being bred in broils
+ Hast not the soft way which, thou dost confess,
+ Were fit for thee to use as they to claim,
+ In asking their good loves, but thou wilt frame
+ Thyself, forsooth, hereafter theirs, so far
+ As thou hast power and person.
+
+MENENIUS This but done,
+ Even as she speaks, why, their hearts were yours;
+ For they have pardons, being ask'd, as free
+ As words to little purpose.
+
+VOLUMNIA Prithee now,
+ Go, and be ruled: although I know thou hadst rather
+ Follow thine enemy in a fiery gulf
+ Than flatter him in a bower. Here is Cominius.
+
+ [Enter COMINIUS]
+
+COMINIUS I have been i' the market-place; and, sir,'tis fit
+ You make strong party, or defend yourself
+ By calmness or by absence: all's in anger.
+
+MENENIUS Only fair speech.
+
+COMINIUS I think 'twill serve, if he
+ Can thereto frame his spirit.
+
+VOLUMNIA He must, and will
+ Prithee now, say you will, and go about it.
+
+CORIOLANUS Must I go show them my unbarbed sconce?
+ Must I with base tongue give my noble heart
+ A lie that it must bear? Well, I will do't:
+ Yet, were there but this single plot to lose,
+ This mould of Marcius, they to dust should grind it
+ And throw't against the wind. To the market-place!
+ You have put me now to such a part which never
+ I shall discharge to the life.
+
+COMINIUS Come, come, we'll prompt you.
+
+VOLUMNIA I prithee now, sweet son, as thou hast said
+ My praises made thee first a soldier, so,
+ To have my praise for this, perform a part
+ Thou hast not done before.
+
+CORIOLANUS Well, I must do't:
+ Away, my disposition, and possess me
+ Some harlot's spirit! my throat of war be turn'd,
+ Which quired with my drum, into a pipe
+ Small as an eunuch, or the virgin voice
+ That babies lulls asleep! the smiles of knaves
+ Tent in my cheeks, and schoolboys' tears take up
+ The glasses of my sight! a beggar's tongue
+ Make motion through my lips, and my arm'd knees,
+ Who bow'd but in my stirrup, bend like his
+ That hath received an alms! I will not do't,
+ Lest I surcease to honour mine own truth
+ And by my body's action teach my mind
+ A most inherent baseness.
+
+VOLUMNIA At thy choice, then:
+ To beg of thee, it is my more dishonour
+ Than thou of them. Come all to ruin; let
+ Thy mother rather feel thy pride than fear
+ Thy dangerous stoutness, for I mock at death
+ With as big heart as thou. Do as thou list
+ Thy valiantness was mine, thou suck'dst it from me,
+ But owe thy pride thyself.
+
+CORIOLANUS Pray, be content:
+ Mother, I am going to the market-place;
+ Chide me no more. I'll mountebank their loves,
+ Cog their hearts from them, and come home beloved
+ Of all the trades in Rome. Look, I am going:
+ Commend me to my wife. I'll return consul;
+ Or never trust to what my tongue can do
+ I' the way of flattery further.
+
+VOLUMNIA Do your will.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+COMINIUS Away! the tribunes do attend you: arm yourself
+ To answer mildly; for they are prepared
+ With accusations, as I hear, more strong
+ Than are upon you yet.
+
+CORIOLANUS The word is 'mildly.' Pray you, let us go:
+ Let them accuse me by invention, I
+ Will answer in mine honour.
+
+MENENIUS Ay, but mildly.
+
+CORIOLANUS Well, mildly be it then. Mildly!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. The Forum.
+
+
+ [Enter SICINIUS and BRUTUS]
+
+BRUTUS In this point charge him home, that he affects
+ Tyrannical power: if he evade us there,
+ Enforce him with his envy to the people,
+ And that the spoil got on the Antiates
+ Was ne'er distributed.
+
+ [Enter an AEdile]
+
+ What, will he come?
+
+AEdile He's coming.
+
+BRUTUS How accompanied?
+
+AEdile With old Menenius, and those senators
+ That always favour'd him.
+
+SICINIUS Have you a catalogue
+ Of all the voices that we have procured
+ Set down by the poll?
+
+AEdile I have; 'tis ready.
+
+SICINIUS Have you collected them by tribes?
+
+AEdile I have.
+
+SICINIUS Assemble presently the people hither;
+ And when they bear me say 'It shall be so
+ I' the right and strength o' the commons,' be it either
+ For death, for fine, or banishment, then let them
+ If I say fine, cry 'Fine;' if death, cry 'Death.'
+ Insisting on the old prerogative
+ And power i' the truth o' the cause.
+
+AEdile I shall inform them.
+
+BRUTUS And when such time they have begun to cry,
+ Let them not cease, but with a din confused
+ Enforce the present execution
+ Of what we chance to sentence.
+
+AEdile Very well.
+
+SICINIUS Make them be strong and ready for this hint,
+ When we shall hap to give 't them.
+
+BRUTUS Go about it.
+
+ [Exit AEdile]
+
+ Put him to choler straight: he hath been used
+ Ever to conquer, and to have his worth
+ Of contradiction: being once chafed, he cannot
+ Be rein'd again to temperance; then he speaks
+ What's in his heart; and that is there which looks
+ With us to break his neck.
+
+SICINIUS Well, here he comes.
+
+ [Enter CORIOLANUS, MENENIUS, and COMINIUS,
+ with Senators and Patricians]
+
+MENENIUS Calmly, I do beseech you.
+
+CORIOLANUS Ay, as an ostler, that for the poorest piece
+ Will bear the knave by the volume. The honour'd gods
+ Keep Rome in safety, and the chairs of justice
+ Supplied with worthy men! plant love among 's!
+ Throng our large temples with the shows of peace,
+ And not our streets with war!
+
+First Senator Amen, amen.
+
+MENENIUS A noble wish.
+
+ [Re-enter AEdile, with Citizens]
+
+SICINIUS Draw near, ye people.
+
+AEdile List to your tribunes. Audience: peace, I say!
+
+CORIOLANUS First, hear me speak.
+
+Both Tribunes Well, say. Peace, ho!
+
+CORIOLANUS Shall I be charged no further than this present?
+ Must all determine here?
+
+SICINIUS I do demand,
+ If you submit you to the people's voices,
+ Allow their officers and are content
+ To suffer lawful censure for such faults
+ As shall be proved upon you?
+
+CORIOLANUS I am content.
+
+MENENIUS Lo, citizens, he says he is content:
+ The warlike service he has done, consider; think
+ Upon the wounds his body bears, which show
+ Like graves i' the holy churchyard.
+
+CORIOLANUS Scratches with briers,
+ Scars to move laughter only.
+
+MENENIUS Consider further,
+ That when he speaks not like a citizen,
+ You find him like a soldier: do not take
+ His rougher accents for malicious sounds,
+ But, as I say, such as become a soldier,
+ Rather than envy you.
+
+COMINIUS Well, well, no more.
+
+CORIOLANUS What is the matter
+ That being pass'd for consul with full voice,
+ I am so dishonour'd that the very hour
+ You take it off again?
+
+SICINIUS Answer to us.
+
+CORIOLANUS Say, then: 'tis true, I ought so.
+
+SICINIUS We charge you, that you have contrived to take
+ From Rome all season'd office and to wind
+ Yourself into a power tyrannical;
+ For which you are a traitor to the people.
+
+CORIOLANUS How! traitor!
+
+MENENIUS Nay, temperately; your promise.
+
+CORIOLANUS The fires i' the lowest hell fold-in the people!
+ Call me their traitor! Thou injurious tribune!
+ Within thine eyes sat twenty thousand deaths,
+ In thy hand clutch'd as many millions, in
+ Thy lying tongue both numbers, I would say
+ 'Thou liest' unto thee with a voice as free
+ As I do pray the gods.
+
+SICINIUS Mark you this, people?
+
+Citizens To the rock, to the rock with him!
+
+SICINIUS Peace!
+ We need not put new matter to his charge:
+ What you have seen him do and heard him speak,
+ Beating your officers, cursing yourselves,
+ Opposing laws with strokes and here defying
+ Those whose great power must try him; even this,
+ So criminal and in such capital kind,
+ Deserves the extremest death.
+
+BRUTUS But since he hath
+ Served well for Rome,--
+
+CORIOLANUS What do you prate of service?
+
+BRUTUS I talk of that, that know it.
+
+CORIOLANUS You?
+
+MENENIUS Is this the promise that you made your mother?
+
+COMINIUS Know, I pray you,--
+
+CORIOLANUS I know no further:
+ Let them pronounce the steep Tarpeian death,
+ Vagabond exile, raying, pent to linger
+ But with a grain a day, I would not buy
+ Their mercy at the price of one fair word;
+ Nor cheque my courage for what they can give,
+ To have't with saying 'Good morrow.'
+
+SICINIUS For that he has,
+ As much as in him lies, from time to time
+ Envied against the people, seeking means
+ To pluck away their power, as now at last
+ Given hostile strokes, and that not in the presence
+ Of dreaded justice, but on the ministers
+ That do distribute it; in the name o' the people
+ And in the power of us the tribunes, we,
+ Even from this instant, banish him our city,
+ In peril of precipitation
+ From off the rock Tarpeian never more
+ To enter our Rome gates: i' the people's name,
+ I say it shall be so.
+
+Citizens It shall be so, it shall be so; let him away:
+ He's banish'd, and it shall be so.
+
+COMINIUS Hear me, my masters, and my common friends,--
+
+SICINIUS He's sentenced; no more hearing.
+
+COMINIUS Let me speak:
+ I have been consul, and can show for Rome
+ Her enemies' marks upon me. I do love
+ My country's good with a respect more tender,
+ More holy and profound, than mine own life,
+ My dear wife's estimate, her womb's increase,
+ And treasure of my loins; then if I would
+ Speak that,--
+
+SICINIUS We know your drift: speak what?
+
+BRUTUS There's no more to be said, but he is banish'd,
+ As enemy to the people and his country:
+ It shall be so.
+
+Citizens It shall be so, it shall be so.
+
+CORIOLANUS You common cry of curs! whose breath I hate
+ As reek o' the rotten fens, whose loves I prize
+ As the dead carcasses of unburied men
+ That do corrupt my air, I banish you;
+ And here remain with your uncertainty!
+ Let every feeble rumour shake your hearts!
+ Your enemies, with nodding of their plumes,
+ Fan you into despair! Have the power still
+ To banish your defenders; till at length
+ Your ignorance, which finds not till it feels,
+ Making not reservation of yourselves,
+ Still your own foes, deliver you as most
+ Abated captives to some nation
+ That won you without blows! Despising,
+ For you, the city, thus I turn my back:
+ There is a world elsewhere.
+
+ [Exeunt CORIOLANUS, COMINIUS, MENENIUS, Senators,
+ and Patricians]
+
+AEdile The people's enemy is gone, is gone!
+
+Citizens Our enemy is banish'd! he is gone! Hoo! hoo!
+
+ [Shouting, and throwing up their caps]
+
+SICINIUS Go, see him out at gates, and follow him,
+ As he hath followed you, with all despite;
+ Give him deserved vexation. Let a guard
+ Attend us through the city.
+
+Citizens Come, come; let's see him out at gates; come.
+ The gods preserve our noble tribunes! Come.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rome. Before a gate of the city.
+
+
+ [Enter CORIOLANUS, VOLUMNIA, VIRGILIA, MENENIUS,
+ COMINIUS, with the young Nobility of Rome]
+
+CORIOLANUS Come, leave your tears: a brief farewell: the beast
+ With many heads butts me away. Nay, mother,
+ Where is your ancient courage? you were used
+ To say extremity was the trier of spirits;
+ That common chances common men could bear;
+ That when the sea was calm all boats alike
+ Show'd mastership in floating; fortune's blows,
+ When most struck home, being gentle wounded, craves
+ A noble cunning: you were used to load me
+ With precepts that would make invincible
+ The heart that conn'd them.
+
+VIRGILIA O heavens! O heavens!
+
+CORIOLANUS Nay! prithee, woman,--
+
+VOLUMNIA Now the red pestilence strike all trades in Rome,
+ And occupations perish!
+
+CORIOLANUS What, what, what!
+ I shall be loved when I am lack'd. Nay, mother.
+ Resume that spirit, when you were wont to say,
+ If you had been the wife of Hercules,
+ Six of his labours you'ld have done, and saved
+ Your husband so much sweat. Cominius,
+ Droop not; adieu. Farewell, my wife, my mother:
+ I'll do well yet. Thou old and true Menenius,
+ Thy tears are salter than a younger man's,
+ And venomous to thine eyes. My sometime general,
+ I have seen thee stem, and thou hast oft beheld
+ Heart-hardening spectacles; tell these sad women
+ 'Tis fond to wail inevitable strokes,
+ As 'tis to laugh at 'em. My mother, you wot well
+ My hazards still have been your solace: and
+ Believe't not lightly--though I go alone,
+ Like to a lonely dragon, that his fen
+ Makes fear'd and talk'd of more than seen--your son
+ Will or exceed the common or be caught
+ With cautelous baits and practise.
+
+VOLUMNIA My first son.
+ Whither wilt thou go? Take good Cominius
+ With thee awhile: determine on some course,
+ More than a wild exposture to each chance
+ That starts i' the way before thee.
+
+CORIOLANUS O the gods!
+
+COMINIUS I'll follow thee a month, devise with thee
+ Where thou shalt rest, that thou mayst hear of us
+ And we of thee: so if the time thrust forth
+ A cause for thy repeal, we shall not send
+ O'er the vast world to seek a single man,
+ And lose advantage, which doth ever cool
+ I' the absence of the needer.
+
+CORIOLANUS Fare ye well:
+ Thou hast years upon thee; and thou art too full
+ Of the wars' surfeits, to go rove with one
+ That's yet unbruised: bring me but out at gate.
+ Come, my sweet wife, my dearest mother, and
+ My friends of noble touch, when I am forth,
+ Bid me farewell, and smile. I pray you, come.
+ While I remain above the ground, you shall
+ Hear from me still, and never of me aught
+ But what is like me formerly.
+
+MENENIUS That's worthily
+ As any ear can hear. Come, let's not weep.
+ If I could shake off but one seven years
+ From these old arms and legs, by the good gods,
+ I'ld with thee every foot.
+
+CORIOLANUS Give me thy hand: Come.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. A street near the gate.
+
+
+ [Enter SICINIUS, BRUTUS, and an AEdile]
+
+SICINIUS Bid them all home; he's gone, and we'll no further.
+ The nobility are vex'd, whom we see have sided
+ In his behalf.
+
+BRUTUS Now we have shown our power,
+ Let us seem humbler after it is done
+ Than when it was a-doing.
+
+SICINIUS Bid them home:
+ Say their great enemy is gone, and they
+ Stand in their ancient strength.
+
+BRUTUS Dismiss them home.
+
+ [Exit AEdile]
+
+ Here comes his mother.
+
+SICINIUS Let's not meet her.
+
+BRUTUS Why?
+
+SICINIUS They say she's mad.
+
+BRUTUS They have ta'en note of us: keep on your way.
+
+ [Enter VOLUMNIA, VIRGILIA, and MENENIUS]
+
+VOLUMNIA O, ye're well met: the hoarded plague o' the gods
+ Requite your love!
+
+MENENIUS Peace, peace; be not so loud.
+
+VOLUMNIA If that I could for weeping, you should hear,--
+ Nay, and you shall hear some.
+
+ [To BRUTUS]
+
+ Will you be gone?
+
+VIRGILIA [To SICINIUS] You shall stay too: I would I had the power
+ To say so to my husband.
+
+SICINIUS Are you mankind?
+
+VOLUMNIA Ay, fool; is that a shame? Note but this fool.
+ Was not a man my father? Hadst thou foxship
+ To banish him that struck more blows for Rome
+ Than thou hast spoken words?
+
+SICINIUS O blessed heavens!
+
+VOLUMNIA More noble blows than ever thou wise words;
+ And for Rome's good. I'll tell thee what; yet go:
+ Nay, but thou shalt stay too: I would my son
+ Were in Arabia, and thy tribe before him,
+ His good sword in his hand.
+
+SICINIUS What then?
+
+VIRGILIA What then!
+ He'ld make an end of thy posterity.
+
+VOLUMNIA Bastards and all.
+ Good man, the wounds that he does bear for Rome!
+
+MENENIUS Come, come, peace.
+
+SICINIUS I would he had continued to his country
+ As he began, and not unknit himself
+ The noble knot he made.
+
+BRUTUS I would he had.
+
+VOLUMNIA 'I would he had'! 'Twas you incensed the rabble:
+ Cats, that can judge as fitly of his worth
+ As I can of those mysteries which heaven
+ Will not have earth to know.
+
+BRUTUS Pray, let us go.
+
+VOLUMNIA Now, pray, sir, get you gone:
+ You have done a brave deed. Ere you go, hear this:--
+ As far as doth the Capitol exceed
+ The meanest house in Rome, so far my son--
+ This lady's husband here, this, do you see--
+ Whom you have banish'd, does exceed you all.
+
+BRUTUS Well, well, we'll leave you.
+
+SICINIUS Why stay we to be baited
+ With one that wants her wits?
+
+VOLUMNIA Take my prayers with you.
+
+ [Exeunt Tribunes]
+
+ I would the gods had nothing else to do
+ But to confirm my curses! Could I meet 'em
+ But once a-day, it would unclog my heart
+ Of what lies heavy to't.
+
+MENENIUS You have told them home;
+ And, by my troth, you have cause. You'll sup with me?
+
+VOLUMNIA Anger's my meat; I sup upon myself,
+ And so shall starve with feeding. Come, let's go:
+ Leave this faint puling and lament as I do,
+ In anger, Juno-like. Come, come, come.
+
+MENENIUS Fie, fie, fie!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III A highway between Rome and Antium.
+
+
+ [Enter a Roman and a Volsce, meeting]
+
+Roman I know you well, sir, and you know
+ me: your name, I think, is Adrian.
+
+Volsce It is so, sir: truly, I have forgot you.
+
+Roman I am a Roman; and my services are,
+ as you are, against 'em: know you me yet?
+
+Volsce Nicanor? no.
+
+Roman The same, sir.
+
+Volsce You had more beard when I last saw you; but your
+ favour is well approved by your tongue. What's the
+ news in Rome? I have a note from the Volscian state,
+ to find you out there: you have well saved me a
+ day's journey.
+
+Roman There hath been in Rome strange insurrections; the
+ people against the senators, patricians, and nobles.
+
+Volsce Hath been! is it ended, then? Our state thinks not
+ so: they are in a most warlike preparation, and
+ hope to come upon them in the heat of their division.
+
+Roman The main blaze of it is past, but a small thing
+ would make it flame again: for the nobles receive
+ so to heart the banishment of that worthy
+ Coriolanus, that they are in a ripe aptness to take
+ all power from the people and to pluck from them
+ their tribunes for ever. This lies glowing, I can
+ tell you, and is almost mature for the violent
+ breaking out.
+
+Volsce Coriolanus banished!
+
+Roman Banished, sir.
+
+Volsce You will be welcome with this intelligence, Nicanor.
+
+Roman The day serves well for them now. I have heard it
+ said, the fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is
+ when she's fallen out with her husband. Your noble
+ Tullus Aufidius will appear well in these wars, his
+ great opposer, Coriolanus, being now in no request
+ of his country.
+
+Volsce He cannot choose. I am most fortunate, thus
+ accidentally to encounter you: you have ended my
+ business, and I will merrily accompany you home.
+
+Roman I shall, between this and supper, tell you most
+ strange things from Rome; all tending to the good of
+ their adversaries. Have you an army ready, say you?
+
+Volsce A most royal one; the centurions and their charges,
+ distinctly billeted, already in the entertainment,
+ and to be on foot at an hour's warning.
+
+Roman I am joyful to hear of their readiness, and am the
+ man, I think, that shall set them in present action.
+ So, sir, heartily well met, and most glad of your company.
+
+Volsce You take my part from me, sir; I have the most cause
+ to be glad of yours.
+
+Roman Well, let us go together.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Antium. Before Aufidius's house.
+
+
+ [Enter CORIOLANUS in mean apparel, disguised
+ and muffled]
+
+CORIOLANUS A goodly city is this Antium. City,
+ 'Tis I that made thy widows: many an heir
+ Of these fair edifices 'fore my wars
+ Have I heard groan and drop: then know me not,
+ Lest that thy wives with spits and boys with stones
+ In puny battle slay me.
+
+ [Enter a Citizen]
+
+ Save you, sir.
+
+Citizen And you.
+
+CORIOLANUS Direct me, if it be your will,
+ Where great Aufidius lies: is he in Antium?
+
+Citizen He is, and feasts the nobles of the state
+ At his house this night.
+
+CORIOLANUS Which is his house, beseech you?
+
+Citizen This, here before you.
+
+CORIOLANUS Thank you, sir: farewell.
+
+ [Exit Citizen]
+
+ O world, thy slippery turns! Friends now fast sworn,
+ Whose double bosoms seem to wear one heart,
+ Whose house, whose bed, whose meal, and exercise,
+ Are still together, who twin, as 'twere, in love
+ Unseparable, shall within this hour,
+ On a dissension of a doit, break out
+ To bitterest enmity: so, fellest foes,
+ Whose passions and whose plots have broke their sleep,
+ To take the one the other, by some chance,
+ Some trick not worth an egg, shall grow dear friends
+ And interjoin their issues. So with me:
+ My birth-place hate I, and my love's upon
+ This enemy town. I'll enter: if he slay me,
+ He does fair justice; if he give me way,
+ I'll do his country service.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V The same. A hall in Aufidius's house.
+
+
+ [Music within. Enter a Servingman]
+
+First Servingman Wine, wine, wine! What service
+ is here! I think our fellows are asleep.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter a second Servingman]
+
+Second Servingman Where's Cotus? my master calls
+ for him. Cotus!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter CORIOLANUS]
+
+CORIOLANUS A goodly house: the feast smells well; but I
+ Appear not like a guest.
+
+ [Re-enter the first Servingman]
+
+First Servingman What would you have, friend? whence are you?
+ Here's no place for you: pray, go to the door.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CORIOLANUS I have deserved no better entertainment,
+ In being Coriolanus.
+
+ [Re-enter second Servingman]
+
+Second Servingman Whence are you, sir? Has the porter his eyes in his
+ head; that he gives entrance to such companions?
+ Pray, get you out.
+
+CORIOLANUS Away!
+
+Second Servingman Away! get you away.
+
+CORIOLANUS Now thou'rt troublesome.
+
+Second Servingman Are you so brave? I'll have you talked with anon.
+
+ [Enter a third Servingman. The first meets him]
+
+Third Servingman What fellow's this?
+
+First Servingman A strange one as ever I looked on: I cannot get him
+ out of the house: prithee, call my master to him.
+
+ [Retires]
+
+Third Servingman What have you to do here, fellow? Pray you, avoid
+ the house.
+
+CORIOLANUS Let me but stand; I will not hurt your hearth.
+
+Third Servingman What are you?
+
+CORIOLANUS A gentleman.
+
+Third Servingman A marvellous poor one.
+
+CORIOLANUS True, so I am.
+
+Third Servingman Pray you, poor gentleman, take up some other
+ station; here's no place for you; pray you, avoid: come.
+
+CORIOLANUS Follow your function, go, and batten on cold bits.
+
+ [Pushes him away]
+
+Third Servingman What, you will not? Prithee, tell my master what a
+ strange guest he has here.
+
+Second Servingman And I shall.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Third Servingman Where dwellest thou?
+
+CORIOLANUS Under the canopy.
+
+Third Servingman Under the canopy!
+
+CORIOLANUS Ay.
+
+Third Servingman Where's that?
+
+CORIOLANUS I' the city of kites and crows.
+
+Third Servingman I' the city of kites and crows! What an ass it is!
+ Then thou dwellest with daws too?
+
+CORIOLANUS No, I serve not thy master.
+
+Third Servingman How, sir! do you meddle with my master?
+
+CORIOLANUS Ay; 'tis an honester service than to meddle with thy
+ mistress. Thou pratest, and pratest; serve with thy
+ trencher, hence!
+
+ [Beats him away. Exit third Servingman]
+
+ [Enter AUFIDIUS with the second Servingman]
+
+AUFIDIUS Where is this fellow?
+
+Second Servingman Here, sir: I'ld have beaten him like a dog, but for
+ disturbing the lords within.
+
+ [Retires]
+
+AUFIDIUS Whence comest thou? what wouldst thou? thy name?
+ Why speak'st not? speak, man: what's thy name?
+
+CORIOLANUS If, Tullus,
+
+ [Unmuffling]
+
+ Not yet thou knowest me, and, seeing me, dost not
+ Think me for the man I am, necessity
+ Commands me name myself.
+
+AUFIDIUS What is thy name?
+
+CORIOLANUS A name unmusical to the Volscians' ears,
+ And harsh in sound to thine.
+
+AUFIDIUS Say, what's thy name?
+ Thou hast a grim appearance, and thy face
+ Bears a command in't; though thy tackle's torn.
+ Thou show'st a noble vessel: what's thy name?
+
+CORIOLANUS Prepare thy brow to frown: know'st
+ thou me yet?
+
+AUFIDIUS I know thee not: thy name?
+
+CORIOLANUS My name is Caius Marcius, who hath done
+ To thee particularly and to all the Volsces
+ Great hurt and mischief; thereto witness may
+ My surname, Coriolanus: the painful service,
+ The extreme dangers and the drops of blood
+ Shed for my thankless country are requited
+ But with that surname; a good memory,
+ And witness of the malice and displeasure
+ Which thou shouldst bear me: only that name remains;
+ The cruelty and envy of the people,
+ Permitted by our dastard nobles, who
+ Have all forsook me, hath devour'd the rest;
+ And suffer'd me by the voice of slaves to be
+ Whoop'd out of Rome. Now this extremity
+ Hath brought me to thy hearth; not out of hope--
+ Mistake me not--to save my life, for if
+ I had fear'd death, of all the men i' the world
+ I would have 'voided thee, but in mere spite,
+ To be full quit of those my banishers,
+ Stand I before thee here. Then if thou hast
+ A heart of wreak in thee, that wilt revenge
+ Thine own particular wrongs and stop those maims
+ Of shame seen through thy country, speed
+ thee straight,
+ And make my misery serve thy turn: so use it
+ That my revengeful services may prove
+ As benefits to thee, for I will fight
+ Against my canker'd country with the spleen
+ Of all the under fiends. But if so be
+ Thou darest not this and that to prove more fortunes
+ Thou'rt tired, then, in a word, I also am
+ Longer to live most weary, and present
+ My throat to thee and to thy ancient malice;
+ Which not to cut would show thee but a fool,
+ Since I have ever follow'd thee with hate,
+ Drawn tuns of blood out of thy country's breast,
+ And cannot live but to thy shame, unless
+ It be to do thee service.
+
+AUFIDIUS O Marcius, Marcius!
+ Each word thou hast spoke hath weeded from my heart
+ A root of ancient envy. If Jupiter
+ Should from yond cloud speak divine things,
+ And say 'Tis true,' I'ld not believe them more
+ Than thee, all noble Marcius. Let me twine
+ Mine arms about that body, where against
+ My grained ash an hundred times hath broke
+ And scarr'd the moon with splinters: here I clip
+ The anvil of my sword, and do contest
+ As hotly and as nobly with thy love
+ As ever in ambitious strength I did
+ Contend against thy valour. Know thou first,
+ I loved the maid I married; never man
+ Sigh'd truer breath; but that I see thee here,
+ Thou noble thing! more dances my rapt heart
+ Than when I first my wedded mistress saw
+ Bestride my threshold. Why, thou Mars! I tell thee,
+ We have a power on foot; and I had purpose
+ Once more to hew thy target from thy brawn,
+ Or lose mine arm fort: thou hast beat me out
+ Twelve several times, and I have nightly since
+ Dreamt of encounters 'twixt thyself and me;
+ We have been down together in my sleep,
+ Unbuckling helms, fisting each other's throat,
+ And waked half dead with nothing. Worthy Marcius,
+ Had we no quarrel else to Rome, but that
+ Thou art thence banish'd, we would muster all
+ From twelve to seventy, and pouring war
+ Into the bowels of ungrateful Rome,
+ Like a bold flood o'er-bear. O, come, go in,
+ And take our friendly senators by the hands;
+ Who now are here, taking their leaves of me,
+ Who am prepared against your territories,
+ Though not for Rome itself.
+
+CORIOLANUS You bless me, gods!
+
+AUFIDIUS Therefore, most absolute sir, if thou wilt have
+ The leading of thine own revenges, take
+ The one half of my commission; and set down--
+ As best thou art experienced, since thou know'st
+ Thy country's strength and weakness,--thine own ways;
+ Whether to knock against the gates of Rome,
+ Or rudely visit them in parts remote,
+ To fright them, ere destroy. But come in:
+ Let me commend thee first to those that shall
+ Say yea to thy desires. A thousand welcomes!
+ And more a friend than e'er an enemy;
+ Yet, Marcius, that was much. Your hand: most welcome!
+
+ [Exeunt CORIOLANUS and AUFIDIUS. The two
+ Servingmen come forward]
+
+First Servingman Here's a strange alteration!
+
+Second Servingman By my hand, I had thought to have strucken him with
+ a cudgel; and yet my mind gave me his clothes made a
+ false report of him.
+
+First Servingman What an arm he has! he turned me about with his
+ finger and his thumb, as one would set up a top.
+
+Second Servingman Nay, I knew by his face that there was something in
+ him: he had, sir, a kind of face, methought,--I
+ cannot tell how to term it.
+
+First Servingman He had so; looking as it were--would I were hanged,
+ but I thought there was more in him than I could think.
+
+Second Servingman So did I, I'll be sworn: he is simply the rarest
+ man i' the world.
+
+First Servingman I think he is: but a greater soldier than he you wot on.
+
+Second Servingman Who, my master?
+
+First Servingman Nay, it's no matter for that.
+
+Second Servingman Worth six on him.
+
+First Servingman Nay, not so neither: but I take him to be the
+ greater soldier.
+
+Second Servingman Faith, look you, one cannot tell how to say that:
+ for the defence of a town, our general is excellent.
+
+First Servingman Ay, and for an assault too.
+
+ [Re-enter third Servingman]
+
+Third Servingman O slaves, I can tell you news,-- news, you rascals!
+
+
+First Servingman |
+ | What, what, what? let's partake.
+Second Servingman |
+
+
+Third Servingman I would not be a Roman, of all nations; I had as
+ lieve be a condemned man.
+
+
+First Servingman |
+ | Wherefore? wherefore?
+Second Servingman |
+
+
+Third Servingman Why, here's he that was wont to thwack our general,
+ Caius Marcius.
+
+First Servingman Why do you say 'thwack our general '?
+
+Third Servingman I do not say 'thwack our general;' but he was always
+ good enough for him.
+
+Second Servingman Come, we are fellows and friends: he was ever too
+ hard for him; I have heard him say so himself.
+
+First Servingman He was too hard for him directly, to say the troth
+ on't: before Corioli he scotched him and notched
+ him like a carbon ado.
+
+Second Servingman An he had been cannibally given, he might have
+ broiled and eaten him too.
+
+First Servingman But, more of thy news?
+
+Third Servingman Why, he is so made on here within, as if he were son
+ and heir to Mars; set at upper end o' the table; no
+ question asked him by any of the senators, but they
+ stand bald before him: our general himself makes a
+ mistress of him: sanctifies himself with's hand and
+ turns up the white o' the eye to his discourse. But
+ the bottom of the news is that our general is cut i'
+ the middle and but one half of what he was
+ yesterday; for the other has half, by the entreaty
+ and grant of the whole table. He'll go, he says,
+ and sowl the porter of Rome gates by the ears: he
+ will mow all down before him, and leave his passage polled.
+
+Second Servingman And he's as like to do't as any man I can imagine.
+
+Third Servingman Do't! he will do't; for, look you, sir, he has as
+ many friends as enemies; which friends, sir, as it
+ were, durst not, look you, sir, show themselves, as
+ we term it, his friends whilst he's in directitude.
+
+First Servingman Directitude! what's that?
+
+Third Servingman But when they shall see, sir, his crest up again,
+ and the man in blood, they will out of their
+ burrows, like conies after rain, and revel all with
+ him.
+
+First Servingman But when goes this forward?
+
+Third Servingman To-morrow; to-day; presently; you shall have the
+ drum struck up this afternoon: 'tis, as it were, a
+ parcel of their feast, and to be executed ere they
+ wipe their lips.
+
+Second Servingman Why, then we shall have a stirring world again.
+ This peace is nothing, but to rust iron, increase
+ tailors, and breed ballad-makers.
+
+First Servingman Let me have war, say I; it exceeds peace as far as
+ day does night; it's spritely, waking, audible, and
+ full of vent. Peace is a very apoplexy, lethargy;
+ mulled, deaf, sleepy, insensible; a getter of more
+ bastard children than war's a destroyer of men.
+
+Second Servingman 'Tis so: and as war, in some sort, may be said to
+ be a ravisher, so it cannot be denied but peace is a
+ great maker of cuckolds.
+
+First Servingman Ay, and it makes men hate one another.
+
+Third Servingman Reason; because they then less need one another.
+ The wars for my money. I hope to see Romans as cheap
+ as Volscians. They are rising, they are rising.
+
+All In, in, in, in!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Rome. A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter SICINIUS and BRUTUS]
+
+SICINIUS We hear not of him, neither need we fear him;
+ His remedies are tame i' the present peace
+ And quietness of the people, which before
+ Were in wild hurry. Here do we make his friends
+ Blush that the world goes well, who rather had,
+ Though they themselves did suffer by't, behold
+ Dissentious numbers pestering streets than see
+ Our tradesmen with in their shops and going
+ About their functions friendly.
+
+BRUTUS We stood to't in good time.
+
+ [Enter MENENIUS]
+
+ Is this Menenius?
+
+SICINIUS 'Tis he,'tis he: O, he is grown most kind of late.
+
+Both Tribunes Hail sir!
+
+MENENIUS Hail to you both!
+
+SICINIUS Your Coriolanus
+ Is not much miss'd, but with his friends:
+ The commonwealth doth stand, and so would do,
+ Were he more angry at it.
+
+MENENIUS All's well; and might have been much better, if
+ He could have temporized.
+
+SICINIUS Where is he, hear you?
+
+MENENIUS Nay, I hear nothing: his mother and his wife
+ Hear nothing from him.
+
+ [Enter three or four Citizens]
+
+Citizens The gods preserve you both!
+
+SICINIUS God-den, our neighbours.
+
+BRUTUS God-den to you all, god-den to you all.
+
+First Citizen Ourselves, our wives, and children, on our knees,
+ Are bound to pray for you both.
+
+SICINIUS Live, and thrive!
+
+BRUTUS Farewell, kind neighbours: we wish'd Coriolanus
+ Had loved you as we did.
+
+Citizens Now the gods keep you!
+
+Both Tribunes Farewell, farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt Citizens]
+
+SICINIUS This is a happier and more comely time
+ Than when these fellows ran about the streets,
+ Crying confusion.
+
+BRUTUS Caius Marcius was
+ A worthy officer i' the war; but insolent,
+ O'ercome with pride, ambitious past all thinking,
+ Self-loving,--
+
+SICINIUS And affecting one sole throne,
+ Without assistance.
+
+MENENIUS I think not so.
+
+SICINIUS We should by this, to all our lamentation,
+ If he had gone forth consul, found it so.
+
+BRUTUS The gods have well prevented it, and Rome
+ Sits safe and still without him.
+
+ [Enter an AEdile]
+
+AEdile Worthy tribunes,
+ There is a slave, whom we have put in prison,
+ Reports, the Volsces with two several powers
+ Are enter'd in the Roman territories,
+ And with the deepest malice of the war
+ Destroy what lies before 'em.
+
+MENENIUS 'Tis Aufidius,
+ Who, hearing of our Marcius' banishment,
+ Thrusts forth his horns again into the world;
+ Which were inshell'd when Marcius stood for Rome,
+ And durst not once peep out.
+
+SICINIUS Come, what talk you
+ Of Marcius?
+
+BRUTUS Go see this rumourer whipp'd. It cannot be
+ The Volsces dare break with us.
+
+MENENIUS Cannot be!
+ We have record that very well it can,
+ And three examples of the like have been
+ Within my age. But reason with the fellow,
+ Before you punish him, where he heard this,
+ Lest you shall chance to whip your information
+ And beat the messenger who bids beware
+ Of what is to be dreaded.
+
+SICINIUS Tell not me:
+ I know this cannot be.
+
+BRUTUS Not possible.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger The nobles in great earnestness are going
+ All to the senate-house: some news is come
+ That turns their countenances.
+
+SICINIUS 'Tis this slave;--
+ Go whip him, 'fore the people's eyes:--his raising;
+ Nothing but his report.
+
+Messenger Yes, worthy sir,
+ The slave's report is seconded; and more,
+ More fearful, is deliver'd.
+
+SICINIUS What more fearful?
+
+Messenger It is spoke freely out of many mouths--
+ How probable I do not know--that Marcius,
+ Join'd with Aufidius, leads a power 'gainst Rome,
+ And vows revenge as spacious as between
+ The young'st and oldest thing.
+
+SICINIUS This is most likely!
+
+BRUTUS Raised only, that the weaker sort may wish
+ Good Marcius home again.
+
+SICINIUS The very trick on't.
+
+MENENIUS This is unlikely:
+ He and Aufidius can no more atone
+ Than violentest contrariety.
+
+ [Enter a second Messenger]
+
+Second Messenger You are sent for to the senate:
+ A fearful army, led by Caius Marcius
+ Associated with Aufidius, rages
+ Upon our territories; and have already
+ O'erborne their way, consumed with fire, and took
+ What lay before them.
+
+ [Enter COMINIUS]
+
+COMINIUS O, you have made good work!
+
+MENENIUS What news? what news?
+
+COMINIUS You have holp to ravish your own daughters and
+ To melt the city leads upon your pates,
+ To see your wives dishonour'd to your noses,--
+
+MENENIUS What's the news? what's the news?
+
+COMINIUS Your temples burned in their cement, and
+ Your franchises, whereon you stood, confined
+ Into an auger's bore.
+
+MENENIUS Pray now, your news?
+ You have made fair work, I fear me.--Pray, your news?--
+ If Marcius should be join'd with Volscians,--
+
+COMINIUS If!
+ He is their god: he leads them like a thing
+ Made by some other deity than nature,
+ That shapes man better; and they follow him,
+ Against us brats, with no less confidence
+ Than boys pursuing summer butterflies,
+ Or butchers killing flies.
+
+MENENIUS You have made good work,
+ You and your apron-men; you that stood so up much
+ on the voice of occupation and
+ The breath of garlic-eaters!
+
+COMINIUS He will shake
+ Your Rome about your ears.
+
+MENENIUS As Hercules
+ Did shake down mellow fruit.
+ You have made fair work!
+
+BRUTUS But is this true, sir?
+
+COMINIUS Ay; and you'll look pale
+ Before you find it other. All the regions
+ Do smilingly revolt; and who resist
+ Are mock'd for valiant ignorance,
+ And perish constant fools. Who is't can blame him?
+ Your enemies and his find something in him.
+
+MENENIUS We are all undone, unless
+ The noble man have mercy.
+
+COMINIUS Who shall ask it?
+ The tribunes cannot do't for shame; the people
+ Deserve such pity of him as the wolf
+ Does of the shepherds: for his best friends, if they
+ Should say 'Be good to Rome,' they charged him even
+ As those should do that had deserved his hate,
+ And therein show'd like enemies.
+
+MENENIUS 'Tis true:
+ If he were putting to my house the brand
+ That should consume it, I have not the face
+ To say 'Beseech you, cease.' You have made fair hands,
+ You and your crafts! you have crafted fair!
+
+COMINIUS You have brought
+ A trembling upon Rome, such as was never
+ So incapable of help.
+
+Both Tribunes Say not we brought it.
+
+MENENIUS How! Was it we? we loved him but, like beasts
+ And cowardly nobles, gave way unto your clusters,
+ Who did hoot him out o' the city.
+
+COMINIUS But I fear
+ They'll roar him in again. Tullus Aufidius,
+ The second name of men, obeys his points
+ As if he were his officer: desperation
+ Is all the policy, strength and defence,
+ That Rome can make against them.
+
+ [Enter a troop of Citizens]
+
+MENENIUS Here come the clusters.
+ And is Aufidius with him? You are they
+ That made the air unwholesome, when you cast
+ Your stinking greasy caps in hooting at
+ Coriolanus' exile. Now he's coming;
+ And not a hair upon a soldier's head
+ Which will not prove a whip: as many coxcombs
+ As you threw caps up will he tumble down,
+ And pay you for your voices. 'Tis no matter;
+ if he could burn us all into one coal,
+ We have deserved it.
+
+Citizens Faith, we hear fearful news.
+
+First Citizen For mine own part,
+ When I said, banish him, I said 'twas pity.
+
+Second Citizen And so did I.
+
+Third Citizen And so did I; and, to say the truth, so did very
+ many of us: that we did, we did for the best; and
+ though we willingly consented to his banishment, yet
+ it was against our will.
+
+COMINIUS Ye re goodly things, you voices!
+
+MENENIUS You have made
+ Good work, you and your cry! Shall's to the Capitol?
+
+COMINIUS O, ay, what else?
+
+ [Exeunt COMINIUS and MENENIUS]
+
+SICINIUS Go, masters, get you home; be not dismay'd:
+ These are a side that would be glad to have
+ This true which they so seem to fear. Go home,
+ And show no sign of fear.
+
+First Citizen The gods be good to us! Come, masters, let's home.
+ I ever said we were i' the wrong when we banished
+ him.
+
+Second Citizen So did we all. But, come, let's home.
+
+ [Exeunt Citizens]
+
+BRUTUS I do not like this news.
+
+SICINIUS Nor I.
+
+BRUTUS Let's to the Capitol. Would half my wealth
+ Would buy this for a lie!
+
+SICINIUS Pray, let us go.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VII A camp, at a small distance from Rome.
+
+
+ [Enter AUFIDIUS and his Lieutenant]
+
+AUFIDIUS Do they still fly to the Roman?
+
+Lieutenant I do not know what witchcraft's in him, but
+ Your soldiers use him as the grace 'fore meat,
+ Their talk at table, and their thanks at end;
+ And you are darken'd in this action, sir,
+ Even by your own.
+
+AUFIDIUS I cannot help it now,
+ Unless, by using means, I lame the foot
+ Of our design. He bears himself more proudlier,
+ Even to my person, than I thought he would
+ When first I did embrace him: yet his nature
+ In that's no changeling; and I must excuse
+ What cannot be amended.
+
+Lieutenant Yet I wish, sir,--
+ I mean for your particular,--you had not
+ Join'd in commission with him; but either
+ Had borne the action of yourself, or else
+ To him had left it solely.
+
+AUFIDIUS I understand thee well; and be thou sure,
+ when he shall come to his account, he knows not
+ What I can urge against him. Although it seems,
+ And so he thinks, and is no less apparent
+ To the vulgar eye, that he bears all things fairly.
+ And shows good husbandry for the Volscian state,
+ Fights dragon-like, and does achieve as soon
+ As draw his sword; yet he hath left undone
+ That which shall break his neck or hazard mine,
+ Whene'er we come to our account.
+
+Lieutenant Sir, I beseech you, think you he'll carry Rome?
+
+AUFIDIUS All places yield to him ere he sits down;
+ And the nobility of Rome are his:
+ The senators and patricians love him too:
+ The tribunes are no soldiers; and their people
+ Will be as rash in the repeal, as hasty
+ To expel him thence. I think he'll be to Rome
+ As is the osprey to the fish, who takes it
+ By sovereignty of nature. First he was
+ A noble servant to them; but he could not
+ Carry his honours even: whether 'twas pride,
+ Which out of daily fortune ever taints
+ The happy man; whether defect of judgment,
+ To fail in the disposing of those chances
+ Which he was lord of; or whether nature,
+ Not to be other than one thing, not moving
+ From the casque to the cushion, but commanding peace
+ Even with the same austerity and garb
+ As he controll'd the war; but one of these--
+ As he hath spices of them all, not all,
+ For I dare so far free him--made him fear'd,
+ So hated, and so banish'd: but he has a merit,
+ To choke it in the utterance. So our virtues
+ Lie in the interpretation of the time:
+ And power, unto itself most commendable,
+ Hath not a tomb so evident as a chair
+ To extol what it hath done.
+ One fire drives out one fire; one nail, one nail;
+ Rights by rights falter, strengths by strengths do fail.
+ Come, let's away. When, Caius, Rome is thine,
+ Thou art poor'st of all; then shortly art thou mine.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rome. A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter MENENIUS, COMINIUS, SICINIUS, BRUTUS,
+ and others]
+
+MENENIUS No, I'll not go: you hear what he hath said
+ Which was sometime his general; who loved him
+ In a most dear particular. He call'd me father:
+ But what o' that? Go, you that banish'd him;
+ A mile before his tent fall down, and knee
+ The way into his mercy: nay, if he coy'd
+ To hear Cominius speak, I'll keep at home.
+
+COMINIUS He would not seem to know me.
+
+MENENIUS Do you hear?
+
+COMINIUS Yet one time he did call me by my name:
+ I urged our old acquaintance, and the drops
+ That we have bled together. Coriolanus
+ He would not answer to: forbad all names;
+ He was a kind of nothing, titleless,
+ Till he had forged himself a name o' the fire
+ Of burning Rome.
+
+MENENIUS Why, so: you have made good work!
+ A pair of tribunes that have rack'd for Rome,
+ To make coals cheap,--a noble memory!
+
+COMINIUS I minded him how royal 'twas to pardon
+ When it was less expected: he replied,
+ It was a bare petition of a state
+ To one whom they had punish'd.
+
+MENENIUS Very well:
+ Could he say less?
+
+COMINIUS I offer'd to awaken his regard
+ For's private friends: his answer to me was,
+ He could not stay to pick them in a pile
+ Of noisome musty chaff: he said 'twas folly,
+ For one poor grain or two, to leave unburnt,
+ And still to nose the offence.
+
+MENENIUS For one poor grain or two!
+ I am one of those; his mother, wife, his child,
+ And this brave fellow too, we are the grains:
+ You are the musty chaff; and you are smelt
+ Above the moon: we must be burnt for you.
+
+SICINIUS Nay, pray, be patient: if you refuse your aid
+ In this so never-needed help, yet do not
+ Upbraid's with our distress. But, sure, if you
+ Would be your country's pleader, your good tongue,
+ More than the instant army we can make,
+ Might stop our countryman.
+
+MENENIUS No, I'll not meddle.
+
+SICINIUS Pray you, go to him.
+
+MENENIUS What should I do?
+
+BRUTUS Only make trial what your love can do
+ For Rome, towards Marcius.
+
+MENENIUS Well, and say that Marcius
+ Return me, as Cominius is return'd,
+ Unheard; what then?
+ But as a discontented friend, grief-shot
+ With his unkindness? say't be so?
+
+SICINIUS Yet your good will
+ must have that thanks from Rome, after the measure
+ As you intended well.
+
+MENENIUS I'll undertake 't:
+ I think he'll hear me. Yet, to bite his lip
+ And hum at good Cominius, much unhearts me.
+ He was not taken well; he had not dined:
+ The veins unfill'd, our blood is cold, and then
+ We pout upon the morning, are unapt
+ To give or to forgive; but when we have stuff'd
+ These and these conveyances of our blood
+ With wine and feeding, we have suppler souls
+ Than in our priest-like fasts: therefore I'll watch him
+ Till he be dieted to my request,
+ And then I'll set upon him.
+
+BRUTUS You know the very road into his kindness,
+ And cannot lose your way.
+
+MENENIUS Good faith, I'll prove him,
+ Speed how it will. I shall ere long have knowledge
+ Of my success.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+COMINIUS He'll never hear him.
+
+SICINIUS Not?
+
+COMINIUS I tell you, he does sit in gold, his eye
+ Red as 'twould burn Rome; and his injury
+ The gaoler to his pity. I kneel'd before him;
+ 'Twas very faintly he said 'Rise;' dismiss'd me
+ Thus, with his speechless hand: what he would do,
+ He sent in writing after me; what he would not,
+ Bound with an oath to yield to his conditions:
+ So that all hope is vain.
+ Unless his noble mother, and his wife;
+ Who, as I hear, mean to solicit him
+ For mercy to his country. Therefore, let's hence,
+ And with our fair entreaties haste them on.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Entrance of the Volscian camp before Rome.
+ Two Sentinels on guard.
+
+
+ [Enter to them, MENENIUS]
+
+First Senator Stay: whence are you?
+
+Second Senator Stand, and go back.
+
+MENENIUS You guard like men; 'tis well: but, by your leave,
+ I am an officer of state, and come
+ To speak with Coriolanus.
+
+First Senator From whence?
+
+MENENIUS From Rome.
+
+First Senator You may not pass, you must return: our general
+ Will no more hear from thence.
+
+Second Senator You'll see your Rome embraced with fire before
+ You'll speak with Coriolanus.
+
+MENENIUS Good my friends,
+ If you have heard your general talk of Rome,
+ And of his friends there, it is lots to blanks,
+ My name hath touch'd your ears it is Menenius.
+
+First Senator Be it so; go back: the virtue of your name
+ Is not here passable.
+
+MENENIUS I tell thee, fellow,
+ The general is my lover: I have been
+ The book of his good acts, whence men have read
+ His name unparallel'd, haply amplified;
+ For I have ever verified my friends,
+ Of whom he's chief, with all the size that verity
+ Would without lapsing suffer: nay, sometimes,
+ Like to a bowl upon a subtle ground,
+ I have tumbled past the throw; and in his praise
+ Have almost stamp'd the leasing: therefore, fellow,
+ I must have leave to pass.
+
+First Senator Faith, sir, if you had told as many lies in his
+ behalf as you have uttered words in your own, you
+ should not pass here; no, though it were as virtuous
+ to lie as to live chastely. Therefore, go back.
+
+MENENIUS Prithee, fellow, remember my name is Menenius,
+ always factionary on the party of your general.
+
+Second Senator Howsoever you have been his liar, as you say you
+ have, I am one that, telling true under him, must
+ say, you cannot pass. Therefore, go back.
+
+MENENIUS Has he dined, canst thou tell? for I would not
+ speak with him till after dinner.
+
+First Senator You are a Roman, are you?
+
+MENENIUS I am, as thy general is.
+
+First Senator Then you should hate Rome, as he does. Can you,
+ when you have pushed out your gates the very
+ defender of them, and, in a violent popular
+ ignorance, given your enemy your shield, think to
+ front his revenges with the easy groans of old
+ women, the virginal palms of your daughters, or with
+ the palsied intercession of such a decayed dotant as
+ you seem to be? Can you think to blow out the
+ intended fire your city is ready to flame in, with
+ such weak breath as this? No, you are deceived;
+ therefore, back to Rome, and prepare for your
+ execution: you are condemned, our general has sworn
+ you out of reprieve and pardon.
+
+MENENIUS Sirrah, if thy captain knew I were here, he would
+ use me with estimation.
+
+Second Senator Come, my captain knows you not.
+
+MENENIUS I mean, thy general.
+
+First Senator My general cares not for you. Back, I say, go; lest
+ I let forth your half-pint of blood; back,--that's
+ the utmost of your having: back.
+
+MENENIUS Nay, but, fellow, fellow,--
+
+ [Enter CORIOLANUS and AUFIDIUS]
+
+CORIOLANUS What's the matter?
+
+MENENIUS Now, you companion, I'll say an errand for you:
+ You shall know now that I am in estimation; you shall
+ perceive that a Jack guardant cannot office me from
+ my son Coriolanus: guess, but by my entertainment
+ with him, if thou standest not i' the state of
+ hanging, or of some death more long in
+ spectatorship, and crueller in suffering; behold now
+ presently, and swoon for what's to come upon thee.
+
+ [To CORIOLANUS]
+
+ The glorious gods sit in hourly synod about thy
+ particular prosperity, and love thee no worse than
+ thy old father Menenius does! O my son, my son!
+ thou art preparing fire for us; look thee, here's
+ water to quench it. I was hardly moved to come to
+ thee; but being assured none but myself could move
+ thee, I have been blown out of your gates with
+ sighs; and conjure thee to pardon Rome, and thy
+ petitionary countrymen. The good gods assuage thy
+ wrath, and turn the dregs of it upon this varlet
+ here,--this, who, like a block, hath denied my
+ access to thee.
+
+CORIOLANUS Away!
+
+MENENIUS How! away!
+
+CORIOLANUS Wife, mother, child, I know not. My affairs
+ Are servanted to others: though I owe
+ My revenge properly, my remission lies
+ In Volscian breasts. That we have been familiar,
+ Ingrate forgetfulness shall poison, rather
+ Than pity note how much. Therefore, be gone.
+ Mine ears against your suits are stronger than
+ Your gates against my force. Yet, for I loved thee,
+ Take this along; I writ it for thy sake
+
+ [Gives a letter]
+
+ And would have rent it. Another word, Menenius,
+ I will not hear thee speak. This man, Aufidius,
+ Was my beloved in Rome: yet thou behold'st!
+
+AUFIDIUS You keep a constant temper.
+
+ [Exeunt CORIOLANUS and AUFIDIUS]
+
+First Senator Now, sir, is your name Menenius?
+
+Second Senator 'Tis a spell, you see, of much power: you know the
+ way home again.
+
+First Senator Do you hear how we are shent for keeping your
+ greatness back?
+
+Second Senator What cause, do you think, I have to swoon?
+
+MENENIUS I neither care for the world nor your general: for
+ such things as you, I can scarce think there's any,
+ ye're so slight. He that hath a will to die by
+ himself fears it not from another: let your general
+ do his worst. For you, be that you are, long; and
+ your misery increase with your age! I say to you,
+ as I was said to, Away!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+First Senator A noble fellow, I warrant him.
+
+Second Senator The worthy fellow is our general: he's the rock, the
+ oak not to be wind-shaken.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III The tent of Coriolanus.
+
+
+ [Enter CORIOLANUS, AUFIDIUS, and others]
+
+CORIOLANUS We will before the walls of Rome tomorrow
+ Set down our host. My partner in this action,
+ You must report to the Volscian lords, how plainly
+ I have borne this business.
+
+AUFIDIUS Only their ends
+ You have respected; stopp'd your ears against
+ The general suit of Rome; never admitted
+ A private whisper, no, not with such friends
+ That thought them sure of you.
+
+CORIOLANUS This last old man,
+ Whom with a crack'd heart I have sent to Rome,
+ Loved me above the measure of a father;
+ Nay, godded me, indeed. Their latest refuge
+ Was to send him; for whose old love I have,
+ Though I show'd sourly to him, once more offer'd
+ The first conditions, which they did refuse
+ And cannot now accept; to grace him only
+ That thought he could do more, a very little
+ I have yielded to: fresh embassies and suits,
+ Nor from the state nor private friends, hereafter
+ Will I lend ear to. Ha! what shout is this?
+
+ [Shout within]
+
+ Shall I be tempted to infringe my vow
+ In the same time 'tis made? I will not.
+
+ [Enter in mourning habits, VIRGILIA, VOLUMNIA,
+ leading young MARCIUS, VALERIA, and Attendants]
+
+ My wife comes foremost; then the honour'd mould
+ Wherein this trunk was framed, and in her hand
+ The grandchild to her blood. But, out, affection!
+ All bond and privilege of nature, break!
+ Let it be virtuous to be obstinate.
+ What is that curt'sy worth? or those doves' eyes,
+ Which can make gods forsworn? I melt, and am not
+ Of stronger earth than others. My mother bows;
+ As if Olympus to a molehill should
+ In supplication nod: and my young boy
+ Hath an aspect of intercession, which
+ Great nature cries 'Deny not.' let the Volsces
+ Plough Rome and harrow Italy: I'll never
+ Be such a gosling to obey instinct, but stand,
+ As if a man were author of himself
+ And knew no other kin.
+
+VIRGILIA My lord and husband!
+
+CORIOLANUS These eyes are not the same I wore in Rome.
+
+VIRGILIA The sorrow that delivers us thus changed
+ Makes you think so.
+
+CORIOLANUS Like a dull actor now,
+ I have forgot my part, and I am out,
+ Even to a full disgrace. Best of my flesh,
+ Forgive my tyranny; but do not say
+ For that 'Forgive our Romans.' O, a kiss
+ Long as my exile, sweet as my revenge!
+ Now, by the jealous queen of heaven, that kiss
+ I carried from thee, dear; and my true lip
+ Hath virgin'd it e'er since. You gods! I prate,
+ And the most noble mother of the world
+ Leave unsaluted: sink, my knee, i' the earth;
+
+ [Kneels]
+
+ Of thy deep duty more impression show
+ Than that of common sons.
+
+VOLUMNIA O, stand up blest!
+ Whilst, with no softer cushion than the flint,
+ I kneel before thee; and unproperly
+ Show duty, as mistaken all this while
+ Between the child and parent.
+
+ [Kneels]
+
+CORIOLANUS What is this?
+ Your knees to me? to your corrected son?
+ Then let the pebbles on the hungry beach
+ Fillip the stars; then let the mutinous winds
+ Strike the proud cedars 'gainst the fiery sun;
+ Murdering impossibility, to make
+ What cannot be, slight work.
+
+VOLUMNIA Thou art my warrior;
+ I holp to frame thee. Do you know this lady?
+
+CORIOLANUS The noble sister of Publicola,
+ The moon of Rome, chaste as the icicle
+ That's curdied by the frost from purest snow
+ And hangs on Dian's temple: dear Valeria!
+
+VOLUMNIA This is a poor epitome of yours,
+ Which by the interpretation of full time
+ May show like all yourself.
+
+CORIOLANUS The god of soldiers,
+ With the consent of supreme Jove, inform
+ Thy thoughts with nobleness; that thou mayst prove
+ To shame unvulnerable, and stick i' the wars
+ Like a great sea-mark, standing every flaw,
+ And saving those that eye thee!
+
+VOLUMNIA Your knee, sirrah.
+
+CORIOLANUS That's my brave boy!
+
+VOLUMNIA Even he, your wife, this lady, and myself,
+ Are suitors to you.
+
+CORIOLANUS I beseech you, peace:
+ Or, if you'ld ask, remember this before:
+ The thing I have forsworn to grant may never
+ Be held by you denials. Do not bid me
+ Dismiss my soldiers, or capitulate
+ Again with Rome's mechanics: tell me not
+ Wherein I seem unnatural: desire not
+ To ally my rages and revenges with
+ Your colder reasons.
+
+VOLUMNIA O, no more, no more!
+ You have said you will not grant us any thing;
+ For we have nothing else to ask, but that
+ Which you deny already: yet we will ask;
+ That, if you fail in our request, the blame
+ May hang upon your hardness: therefore hear us.
+
+CORIOLANUS Aufidius, and you Volsces, mark; for we'll
+ Hear nought from Rome in private. Your request?
+
+VOLUMNIA Should we be silent and not speak, our raiment
+ And state of bodies would bewray what life
+ We have led since thy exile. Think with thyself
+ How more unfortunate than all living women
+ Are we come hither: since that thy sight,
+ which should
+ Make our eyes flow with joy, hearts dance
+ with comforts,
+ Constrains them weep and shake with fear and sorrow;
+ Making the mother, wife and child to see
+ The son, the husband and the father tearing
+ His country's bowels out. And to poor we
+ Thine enmity's most capital: thou barr'st us
+ Our prayers to the gods, which is a comfort
+ That all but we enjoy; for how can we,
+ Alas, how can we for our country pray.
+ Whereto we are bound, together with thy victory,
+ Whereto we are bound? alack, or we must lose
+ The country, our dear nurse, or else thy person,
+ Our comfort in the country. We must find
+ An evident calamity, though we had
+ Our wish, which side should win: for either thou
+ Must, as a foreign recreant, be led
+ With manacles thorough our streets, or else
+ triumphantly tread on thy country's ruin,
+ And bear the palm for having bravely shed
+ Thy wife and children's blood. For myself, son,
+ I purpose not to wait on fortune till
+ These wars determine: if I cannot persuade thee
+ Rather to show a noble grace to both parts
+ Than seek the end of one, thou shalt no sooner
+ March to assault thy country than to tread--
+ Trust to't, thou shalt not--on thy mother's womb,
+ That brought thee to this world.
+
+VIRGILIA Ay, and mine,
+ That brought you forth this boy, to keep your name
+ Living to time.
+
+Young MARCIUS A' shall not tread on me;
+ I'll run away till I am bigger, but then I'll fight.
+
+CORIOLANUS Not of a woman's tenderness to be,
+ Requires nor child nor woman's face to see.
+ I have sat too long.
+
+ [Rising]
+
+VOLUMNIA Nay, go not from us thus.
+ If it were so that our request did tend
+ To save the Romans, thereby to destroy
+ The Volsces whom you serve, you might condemn us,
+ As poisonous of your honour: no; our suit
+ Is that you reconcile them: while the Volsces
+ May say 'This mercy we have show'd;' the Romans,
+ 'This we received;' and each in either side
+ Give the all-hail to thee and cry 'Be blest
+ For making up this peace!' Thou know'st, great son,
+ The end of war's uncertain, but this certain,
+ That, if thou conquer Rome, the benefit
+ Which thou shalt thereby reap is such a name,
+ Whose repetition will be dogg'd with curses;
+ Whose chronicle thus writ: 'The man was noble,
+ But with his last attempt he wiped it out;
+ Destroy'd his country, and his name remains
+ To the ensuing age abhorr'd.' Speak to me, son:
+ Thou hast affected the fine strains of honour,
+ To imitate the graces of the gods;
+ To tear with thunder the wide cheeks o' the air,
+ And yet to charge thy sulphur with a bolt
+ That should but rive an oak. Why dost not speak?
+ Think'st thou it honourable for a noble man
+ Still to remember wrongs? Daughter, speak you:
+ He cares not for your weeping. Speak thou, boy:
+ Perhaps thy childishness will move him more
+ Than can our reasons. There's no man in the world
+ More bound to 's mother; yet here he lets me prate
+ Like one i' the stocks. Thou hast never in thy life
+ Show'd thy dear mother any courtesy,
+ When she, poor hen, fond of no second brood,
+ Has cluck'd thee to the wars and safely home,
+ Loaden with honour. Say my request's unjust,
+ And spurn me back: but if it be not so,
+ Thou art not honest; and the gods will plague thee,
+ That thou restrain'st from me the duty which
+ To a mother's part belongs. He turns away:
+ Down, ladies; let us shame him with our knees.
+ To his surname Coriolanus 'longs more pride
+ Than pity to our prayers. Down: an end;
+ This is the last: so we will home to Rome,
+ And die among our neighbours. Nay, behold 's:
+ This boy, that cannot tell what he would have
+ But kneels and holds up bands for fellowship,
+ Does reason our petition with more strength
+ Than thou hast to deny 't. Come, let us go:
+ This fellow had a Volscian to his mother;
+ His wife is in Corioli and his child
+ Like him by chance. Yet give us our dispatch:
+ I am hush'd until our city be a-fire,
+ And then I'll speak a little.
+
+ [He holds her by the hand, silent]
+
+CORIOLANUS O mother, mother!
+ What have you done? Behold, the heavens do ope,
+ The gods look down, and this unnatural scene
+ They laugh at. O my mother, mother! O!
+ You have won a happy victory to Rome;
+ But, for your son,--believe it, O, believe it,
+ Most dangerously you have with him prevail'd,
+ If not most mortal to him. But, let it come.
+ Aufidius, though I cannot make true wars,
+ I'll frame convenient peace. Now, good Aufidius,
+ Were you in my stead, would you have heard
+ A mother less? or granted less, Aufidius?
+
+AUFIDIUS I was moved withal.
+
+CORIOLANUS I dare be sworn you were:
+ And, sir, it is no little thing to make
+ Mine eyes to sweat compassion. But, good sir,
+ What peace you'll make, advise me: for my part,
+ I'll not to Rome, I'll back with you; and pray you,
+ Stand to me in this cause. O mother! wife!
+
+AUFIDIUS [Aside] I am glad thou hast set thy mercy and
+ thy honour
+ At difference in thee: out of that I'll work
+ Myself a former fortune.
+
+ [The Ladies make signs to CORIOLANUS]
+
+CORIOLANUS Ay, by and by;
+
+ [To VOLUMNIA, VIRGILIA, &c]
+
+ But we will drink together; and you shall bear
+ A better witness back than words, which we,
+ On like conditions, will have counter-seal'd.
+ Come, enter with us. Ladies, you deserve
+ To have a temple built you: all the swords
+ In Italy, and her confederate arms,
+ Could not have made this peace.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Rome. A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter MENENIUS and SICINIUS]
+
+MENENIUS See you yond coign o' the Capitol, yond
+ corner-stone?
+
+SICINIUS Why, what of that?
+
+MENENIUS If it be possible for you to displace it with your
+ little finger, there is some hope the ladies of
+ Rome, especially his mother, may prevail with him.
+ But I say there is no hope in't: our throats are
+ sentenced and stay upon execution.
+
+SICINIUS Is't possible that so short a time can alter the
+ condition of a man!
+
+MENENIUS There is differency between a grub and a butterfly;
+ yet your butterfly was a grub. This Marcius is grown
+ from man to dragon: he has wings; he's more than a
+ creeping thing.
+
+SICINIUS He loved his mother dearly.
+
+MENENIUS So did he me: and he no more remembers his mother
+ now than an eight-year-old horse. The tartness
+ of his face sours ripe grapes: when he walks, he
+ moves like an engine, and the ground shrinks before
+ his treading: he is able to pierce a corslet with
+ his eye; talks like a knell, and his hum is a
+ battery. He sits in his state, as a thing made for
+ Alexander. What he bids be done is finished with
+ his bidding. He wants nothing of a god but eternity
+ and a heaven to throne in.
+
+SICINIUS Yes, mercy, if you report him truly.
+
+MENENIUS I paint him in the character. Mark what mercy his
+ mother shall bring from him: there is no more mercy
+ in him than there is milk in a male tiger; that
+ shall our poor city find: and all this is long of
+ you.
+
+SICINIUS The gods be good unto us!
+
+MENENIUS No, in such a case the gods will not be good unto
+ us. When we banished him, we respected not them;
+ and, he returning to break our necks, they respect not us.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger Sir, if you'ld save your life, fly to your house:
+ The plebeians have got your fellow-tribune
+ And hale him up and down, all swearing, if
+ The Roman ladies bring not comfort home,
+ They'll give him death by inches.
+
+ [Enter a second Messenger]
+
+SICINIUS What's the news?
+
+Second Messenger Good news, good news; the ladies have prevail'd,
+ The Volscians are dislodged, and Marcius gone:
+ A merrier day did never yet greet Rome,
+ No, not the expulsion of the Tarquins.
+
+SICINIUS Friend,
+ Art thou certain this is true? is it most certain?
+
+Second Messenger As certain as I know the sun is fire:
+ Where have you lurk'd, that you make doubt of it?
+ Ne'er through an arch so hurried the blown tide,
+ As the recomforted through the gates. Why, hark you!
+
+ [Trumpets; hautboys; drums beat; all together]
+
+ The trumpets, sackbuts, psalteries and fifes,
+ Tabours and cymbals and the shouting Romans,
+ Make the sun dance. Hark you!
+
+ [A shout within]
+
+MENENIUS This is good news:
+ I will go meet the ladies. This Volumnia
+ Is worth of consuls, senators, patricians,
+ A city full; of tribunes, such as you,
+ A sea and land full. You have pray'd well to-day:
+ This morning for ten thousand of your throats
+ I'd not have given a doit. Hark, how they joy!
+
+ [Music still, with shouts]
+
+SICINIUS First, the gods bless you for your tidings; next,
+ Accept my thankfulness.
+
+Second Messenger Sir, we have all
+ Great cause to give great thanks.
+
+SICINIUS They are near the city?
+
+Second Messenger Almost at point to enter.
+
+SICINIUS We will meet them,
+ And help the joy.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V The same. A street near the gate.
+
+
+ [Enter two Senators with VOLUMNIA, VIRGILIA,
+ VALERIA, &c. passing over the stage,
+ followed by Patricians and others]
+
+First Senator Behold our patroness, the life of Rome!
+ Call all your tribes together, praise the gods,
+ And make triumphant fires; strew flowers before them:
+ Unshout the noise that banish'd Marcius,
+ Repeal him with the welcome of his mother;
+ Cry 'Welcome, ladies, welcome!'
+
+All Welcome, ladies, Welcome!
+
+ [A flourish with drums and trumpets. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ CORIOLANUS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Antium. A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter TULLUS AUFIDIUS, with Attendants]
+
+AUFIDIUS Go tell the lords o' the city I am here:
+ Deliver them this paper: having read it,
+ Bid them repair to the market place; where I,
+ Even in theirs and in the commons' ears,
+ Will vouch the truth of it. Him I accuse
+ The city ports by this hath enter'd and
+ Intends to appear before the people, hoping
+ To purge herself with words: dispatch.
+
+ [Exeunt Attendants]
+
+ [Enter three or four Conspirators of AUFIDIUS' faction]
+
+ Most welcome!
+
+First Conspirator How is it with our general?
+
+AUFIDIUS Even so
+ As with a man by his own alms empoison'd,
+ And with his charity slain.
+
+Second Conspirator Most noble sir,
+ If you do hold the same intent wherein
+ You wish'd us parties, we'll deliver you
+ Of your great danger.
+
+AUFIDIUS Sir, I cannot tell:
+ We must proceed as we do find the people.
+
+Third Conspirator The people will remain uncertain whilst
+ 'Twixt you there's difference; but the fall of either
+ Makes the survivor heir of all.
+
+AUFIDIUS I know it;
+ And my pretext to strike at him admits
+ A good construction. I raised him, and I pawn'd
+ Mine honour for his truth: who being so heighten'd,
+ He water'd his new plants with dews of flattery,
+ Seducing so my friends; and, to this end,
+ He bow'd his nature, never known before
+ But to be rough, unswayable and free.
+
+Third Conspirator Sir, his stoutness
+ When he did stand for consul, which he lost
+ By lack of stooping,--
+
+AUFIDIUS That I would have spoke of:
+ Being banish'd for't, he came unto my hearth;
+ Presented to my knife his throat: I took him;
+ Made him joint-servant with me; gave him way
+ In all his own desires; nay, let him choose
+ Out of my files, his projects to accomplish,
+ My best and freshest men; served his designments
+ In mine own person; holp to reap the fame
+ Which he did end all his; and took some pride
+ To do myself this wrong: till, at the last,
+ I seem'd his follower, not partner, and
+ He waged me with his countenance, as if
+ I had been mercenary.
+
+First Conspirator So he did, my lord:
+ The army marvell'd at it, and, in the last,
+ When he had carried Rome and that we look'd
+ For no less spoil than glory,--
+
+AUFIDIUS There was it:
+ For which my sinews shall be stretch'd upon him.
+ At a few drops of women's rheum, which are
+ As cheap as lies, he sold the blood and labour
+ Of our great action: therefore shall he die,
+ And I'll renew me in his fall. But, hark!
+
+ [Drums and trumpets sound, with great shouts of
+ the People]
+
+First Conspirator Your native town you enter'd like a post,
+ And had no welcomes home: but he returns,
+ Splitting the air with noise.
+
+Second Conspirator And patient fools,
+ Whose children he hath slain, their base throats tear
+ With giving him glory.
+
+Third Conspirator Therefore, at your vantage,
+ Ere he express himself, or move the people
+ With what he would say, let him feel your sword,
+ Which we will second. When he lies along,
+ After your way his tale pronounced shall bury
+ His reasons with his body.
+
+AUFIDIUS Say no more:
+ Here come the lords.
+
+ [Enter the Lords of the city]
+
+All The Lords You are most welcome home.
+
+AUFIDIUS I have not deserved it.
+ But, worthy lords, have you with heed perused
+ What I have written to you?
+
+Lords We have.
+
+First Lord And grieve to hear't.
+ What faults he made before the last, I think
+ Might have found easy fines: but there to end
+ Where he was to begin and give away
+ The benefit of our levies, answering us
+ With our own charge, making a treaty where
+ There was a yielding,--this admits no excuse.
+
+AUFIDIUS He approaches: you shall hear him.
+
+ [Enter CORIOLANUS, marching with drum and
+ colours; commoners being with him]
+
+CORIOLANUS Hail, lords! I am return'd your soldier,
+ No more infected with my country's love
+ Than when I parted hence, but still subsisting
+ Under your great command. You are to know
+ That prosperously I have attempted and
+ With bloody passage led your wars even to
+ The gates of Rome. Our spoils we have brought home
+ Do more than counterpoise a full third part
+ The charges of the action. We have made peace
+ With no less honour to the Antiates
+ Than shame to the Romans: and we here deliver,
+ Subscribed by the consuls and patricians,
+ Together with the seal o' the senate, what
+ We have compounded on.
+
+AUFIDIUS Read it not, noble lords;
+ But tell the traitor, in the high'st degree
+ He hath abused your powers.
+
+CORIOLANUS Traitor! how now!
+
+AUFIDIUS Ay, traitor, Marcius!
+
+CORIOLANUS Marcius!
+
+AUFIDIUS Ay, Marcius, Caius Marcius: dost thou think
+ I'll grace thee with that robbery, thy stol'n name
+ Coriolanus in Corioli?
+ You lords and heads o' the state, perfidiously
+ He has betray'd your business, and given up,
+ For certain drops of salt, your city Rome,
+ I say 'your city,' to his wife and mother;
+ Breaking his oath and resolution like
+ A twist of rotten silk, never admitting
+ Counsel o' the war, but at his nurse's tears
+ He whined and roar'd away your victory,
+ That pages blush'd at him and men of heart
+ Look'd wondering each at other.
+
+CORIOLANUS Hear'st thou, Mars?
+
+AUFIDIUS Name not the god, thou boy of tears!
+
+CORIOLANUS Ha!
+
+AUFIDIUS No more.
+
+CORIOLANUS Measureless liar, thou hast made my heart
+ Too great for what contains it. Boy! O slave!
+ Pardon me, lords, 'tis the first time that ever
+ I was forced to scold. Your judgments, my grave lords,
+ Must give this cur the lie: and his own notion--
+ Who wears my stripes impress'd upon him; that
+ Must bear my beating to his grave--shall join
+ To thrust the lie unto him.
+
+First Lord Peace, both, and hear me speak.
+
+CORIOLANUS Cut me to pieces, Volsces; men and lads,
+ Stain all your edges on me. Boy! false hound!
+ If you have writ your annals true, 'tis there,
+ That, like an eagle in a dove-cote, I
+ Flutter'd your Volscians in Corioli:
+ Alone I did it. Boy!
+
+AUFIDIUS Why, noble lords,
+ Will you be put in mind of his blind fortune,
+ Which was your shame, by this unholy braggart,
+ 'Fore your own eyes and ears?
+
+All Conspirators Let him die for't.
+
+All The People 'Tear him to pieces.' 'Do it presently.' 'He kill'd
+ my son.' 'My daughter.' 'He killed my cousin
+ Marcus.' 'He killed my father.'
+
+Second Lord Peace, ho! no outrage: peace!
+ The man is noble and his fame folds-in
+ This orb o' the earth. His last offences to us
+ Shall have judicious hearing. Stand, Aufidius,
+ And trouble not the peace.
+
+CORIOLANUS O that I had him,
+ With six Aufidiuses, or more, his tribe,
+ To use my lawful sword!
+
+AUFIDIUS Insolent villain!
+
+All Conspirators Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill him!
+
+ [The Conspirators draw, and kill CORIOLANUS:
+ AUFIDIUS stands on his body]
+
+Lords Hold, hold, hold, hold!
+
+AUFIDIUS My noble masters, hear me speak.
+
+First Lord O Tullus,--
+
+Second Lord Thou hast done a deed whereat valour will weep.
+
+Third Lord Tread not upon him. Masters all, be quiet;
+ Put up your swords.
+
+AUFIDIUS My lords, when you shall know--as in this rage,
+ Provoked by him, you cannot--the great danger
+ Which this man's life did owe you, you'll rejoice
+ That he is thus cut off. Please it your honours
+ To call me to your senate, I'll deliver
+ Myself your loyal servant, or endure
+ Your heaviest censure.
+
+First Lord Bear from hence his body;
+ And mourn you for him: let him be regarded
+ As the most noble corse that ever herald
+ Did follow to his urn.
+
+Second Lord His own impatience
+ Takes from Aufidius a great part of blame.
+ Let's make the best of it.
+
+AUFIDIUS My rage is gone;
+ And I am struck with sorrow. Take him up.
+ Help, three o' the chiefest soldiers; I'll be one.
+ Beat thou the drum, that it speak mournfully:
+ Trail your steel pikes. Though in this city he
+ Hath widow'd and unchilded many a one,
+ Which to this hour bewail the injury,
+ Yet he shall have a noble memory. Assist.
+
+ [Exeunt, bearing the body of CORIOLANUS. A dead
+ march sounded]
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+CLAUDIUS king of Denmark. (KING CLAUDIUS:)
+
+HAMLET son to the late, and nephew to the present king.
+
+POLONIUS lord chamberlain. (LORD POLONIUS:)
+
+HORATIO friend to Hamlet.
+
+LAERTES son to Polonius.
+
+LUCIANUS nephew to the king.
+
+
+VOLTIMAND |
+ |
+CORNELIUS |
+ |
+ROSENCRANTZ | courtiers.
+ |
+GUILDENSTERN |
+ |
+OSRIC |
+
+
+ A Gentleman, (Gentlemen:)
+
+ A Priest. (First Priest:)
+
+
+MARCELLUS |
+ | officers.
+BERNARDO |
+
+
+FRANCISCO a soldier.
+
+REYNALDO servant to Polonius.
+ Players.
+ (First Player:)
+ (Player King:)
+ (Player Queen:)
+
+ Two Clowns, grave-diggers.
+ (First Clown:)
+ (Second Clown:)
+
+FORTINBRAS prince of Norway. (PRINCE FORTINBRAS:)
+
+ A Captain.
+
+ English Ambassadors. (First Ambassador:)
+
+GERTRUDE queen of Denmark, and mother to Hamlet.
+ (QUEEN GERTRUDE:)
+
+OPHELIA daughter to Polonius.
+
+ Lords, Ladies, Officers, Soldiers, Sailors, Messengers,
+ and other Attendants. (Lord:)
+ (First Sailor:)
+ (Messenger:)
+
+ Ghost of Hamlet's Father. (Ghost:)
+
+
+
+SCENE Denmark.
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Elsinore. A platform before the castle.
+
+
+ [FRANCISCO at his post. Enter to him BERNARDO]
+
+BERNARDO Who's there?
+
+FRANCISCO Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.
+
+BERNARDO Long live the king!
+
+FRANCISCO Bernardo?
+
+BERNARDO He.
+
+FRANCISCO You come most carefully upon your hour.
+
+BERNARDO 'Tis now struck twelve; get thee to bed, Francisco.
+
+FRANCISCO For this relief much thanks: 'tis bitter cold,
+ And I am sick at heart.
+
+BERNARDO Have you had quiet guard?
+
+FRANCISCO Not a mouse stirring.
+
+BERNARDO Well, good night.
+ If you do meet Horatio and Marcellus,
+ The rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.
+
+FRANCISCO I think I hear them. Stand, ho! Who's there?
+
+ [Enter HORATIO and MARCELLUS]
+
+HORATIO Friends to this ground.
+
+MARCELLUS And liegemen to the Dane.
+
+FRANCISCO Give you good night.
+
+MARCELLUS O, farewell, honest soldier:
+ Who hath relieved you?
+
+FRANCISCO Bernardo has my place.
+ Give you good night.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MARCELLUS Holla! Bernardo!
+
+BERNARDO Say,
+ What, is Horatio there?
+
+HORATIO A piece of him.
+
+BERNARDO Welcome, Horatio: welcome, good Marcellus.
+
+MARCELLUS What, has this thing appear'd again to-night?
+
+BERNARDO I have seen nothing.
+
+MARCELLUS Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
+ And will not let belief take hold of him
+ Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us:
+ Therefore I have entreated him along
+ With us to watch the minutes of this night;
+ That if again this apparition come,
+ He may approve our eyes and speak to it.
+
+HORATIO Tush, tush, 'twill not appear.
+
+BERNARDO Sit down awhile;
+ And let us once again assail your ears,
+ That are so fortified against our story
+ What we have two nights seen.
+
+HORATIO Well, sit we down,
+ And let us hear Bernardo speak of this.
+
+BERNARDO Last night of all,
+ When yond same star that's westward from the pole
+ Had made his course to illume that part of heaven
+ Where now it burns, Marcellus and myself,
+ The bell then beating one,--
+
+ [Enter Ghost]
+
+MARCELLUS Peace, break thee off; look, where it comes again!
+
+BERNARDO In the same figure, like the king that's dead.
+
+MARCELLUS Thou art a scholar; speak to it, Horatio.
+
+BERNARDO Looks it not like the king? mark it, Horatio.
+
+HORATIO Most like: it harrows me with fear and wonder.
+
+BERNARDO It would be spoke to.
+
+MARCELLUS Question it, Horatio.
+
+HORATIO What art thou that usurp'st this time of night,
+ Together with that fair and warlike form
+ In which the majesty of buried Denmark
+ Did sometimes march? by heaven I charge thee, speak!
+
+MARCELLUS It is offended.
+
+BERNARDO See, it stalks away!
+
+HORATIO Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!
+
+ [Exit Ghost]
+
+MARCELLUS 'Tis gone, and will not answer.
+
+BERNARDO How now, Horatio! you tremble and look pale:
+ Is not this something more than fantasy?
+ What think you on't?
+
+HORATIO Before my God, I might not this believe
+ Without the sensible and true avouch
+ Of mine own eyes.
+
+MARCELLUS Is it not like the king?
+
+HORATIO As thou art to thyself:
+ Such was the very armour he had on
+ When he the ambitious Norway combated;
+ So frown'd he once, when, in an angry parle,
+ He smote the sledded Polacks on the ice.
+ 'Tis strange.
+
+MARCELLUS Thus twice before, and jump at this dead hour,
+ With martial stalk hath he gone by our watch.
+
+HORATIO In what particular thought to work I know not;
+ But in the gross and scope of my opinion,
+ This bodes some strange eruption to our state.
+
+MARCELLUS Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
+ Why this same strict and most observant watch
+ So nightly toils the subject of the land,
+ And why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
+ And foreign mart for implements of war;
+ Why such impress of shipwrights, whose sore task
+ Does not divide the Sunday from the week;
+ What might be toward, that this sweaty haste
+ Doth make the night joint-labourer with the day:
+ Who is't that can inform me?
+
+HORATIO That can I;
+ At least, the whisper goes so. Our last king,
+ Whose image even but now appear'd to us,
+ Was, as you know, by Fortinbras of Norway,
+ Thereto prick'd on by a most emulate pride,
+ Dared to the combat; in which our valiant Hamlet--
+ For so this side of our known world esteem'd him--
+ Did slay this Fortinbras; who by a seal'd compact,
+ Well ratified by law and heraldry,
+ Did forfeit, with his life, all those his lands
+ Which he stood seized of, to the conqueror:
+ Against the which, a moiety competent
+ Was gaged by our king; which had return'd
+ To the inheritance of Fortinbras,
+ Had he been vanquisher; as, by the same covenant,
+ And carriage of the article design'd,
+ His fell to Hamlet. Now, sir, young Fortinbras,
+ Of unimproved mettle hot and full,
+ Hath in the skirts of Norway here and there
+ Shark'd up a list of lawless resolutes,
+ For food and diet, to some enterprise
+ That hath a stomach in't; which is no other--
+ As it doth well appear unto our state--
+ But to recover of us, by strong hand
+ And terms compulsatory, those foresaid lands
+ So by his father lost: and this, I take it,
+ Is the main motive of our preparations,
+ The source of this our watch and the chief head
+ Of this post-haste and romage in the land.
+
+BERNARDO I think it be no other but e'en so:
+ Well may it sort that this portentous figure
+ Comes armed through our watch; so like the king
+ That was and is the question of these wars.
+
+HORATIO A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye.
+ In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
+ A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
+ The graves stood tenantless and the sheeted dead
+ Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets:
+ As stars with trains of fire and dews of blood,
+ Disasters in the sun; and the moist star
+ Upon whose influence Neptune's empire stands
+ Was sick almost to doomsday with eclipse:
+ And even the like precurse of fierce events,
+ As harbingers preceding still the fates
+ And prologue to the omen coming on,
+ Have heaven and earth together demonstrated
+ Unto our climatures and countrymen.--
+ But soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!
+
+ [Re-enter Ghost]
+
+ I'll cross it, though it blast me. Stay, illusion!
+ If thou hast any sound, or use of voice,
+ Speak to me:
+ If there be any good thing to be done,
+ That may to thee do ease and grace to me,
+ Speak to me:
+
+ [Cock crows]
+
+ If thou art privy to thy country's fate,
+ Which, happily, foreknowing may avoid, O, speak!
+ Or if thou hast uphoarded in thy life
+ Extorted treasure in the womb of earth,
+ For which, they say, you spirits oft walk in death,
+ Speak of it: stay, and speak! Stop it, Marcellus.
+
+MARCELLUS Shall I strike at it with my partisan?
+
+HORATIO Do, if it will not stand.
+
+BERNARDO 'Tis here!
+
+HORATIO 'Tis here!
+
+MARCELLUS 'Tis gone!
+
+ [Exit Ghost]
+
+ We do it wrong, being so majestical,
+ To offer it the show of violence;
+ For it is, as the air, invulnerable,
+ And our vain blows malicious mockery.
+
+BERNARDO It was about to speak, when the cock crew.
+
+HORATIO And then it started like a guilty thing
+ Upon a fearful summons. I have heard,
+ The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn,
+ Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat
+ Awake the god of day; and, at his warning,
+ Whether in sea or fire, in earth or air,
+ The extravagant and erring spirit hies
+ To his confine: and of the truth herein
+ This present object made probation.
+
+MARCELLUS It faded on the crowing of the cock.
+ Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
+ Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated,
+ The bird of dawning singeth all night long:
+ And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
+ The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
+ No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
+ So hallow'd and so gracious is the time.
+
+HORATIO So have I heard and do in part believe it.
+ But, look, the morn, in russet mantle clad,
+ Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill:
+ Break we our watch up; and by my advice,
+ Let us impart what we have seen to-night
+ Unto young Hamlet; for, upon my life,
+ This spirit, dumb to us, will speak to him.
+ Do you consent we shall acquaint him with it,
+ As needful in our loves, fitting our duty?
+
+MARCELLUS Let's do't, I pray; and I this morning know
+ Where we shall find him most conveniently.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II A room of state in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, HAMLET,
+ POLONIUS, LAERTES, VOLTIMAND, CORNELIUS, Lords,
+ and Attendants]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Though yet of Hamlet our dear brother's death
+ The memory be green, and that it us befitted
+ To bear our hearts in grief and our whole kingdom
+ To be contracted in one brow of woe,
+ Yet so far hath discretion fought with nature
+ That we with wisest sorrow think on him,
+ Together with remembrance of ourselves.
+ Therefore our sometime sister, now our queen,
+ The imperial jointress to this warlike state,
+ Have we, as 'twere with a defeated joy,--
+ With an auspicious and a dropping eye,
+ With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage,
+ In equal scale weighing delight and dole,--
+ Taken to wife: nor have we herein barr'd
+ Your better wisdoms, which have freely gone
+ With this affair along. For all, our thanks.
+ Now follows, that you know, young Fortinbras,
+ Holding a weak supposal of our worth,
+ Or thinking by our late dear brother's death
+ Our state to be disjoint and out of frame,
+ Colleagued with the dream of his advantage,
+ He hath not fail'd to pester us with message,
+ Importing the surrender of those lands
+ Lost by his father, with all bonds of law,
+ To our most valiant brother. So much for him.
+ Now for ourself and for this time of meeting:
+ Thus much the business is: we have here writ
+ To Norway, uncle of young Fortinbras,--
+ Who, impotent and bed-rid, scarcely hears
+ Of this his nephew's purpose,--to suppress
+ His further gait herein; in that the levies,
+ The lists and full proportions, are all made
+ Out of his subject: and we here dispatch
+ You, good Cornelius, and you, Voltimand,
+ For bearers of this greeting to old Norway;
+ Giving to you no further personal power
+ To business with the king, more than the scope
+ Of these delated articles allow.
+ Farewell, and let your haste commend your duty.
+
+
+CORNELIUS |
+ | In that and all things will we show our duty.
+VOLTIMAND |
+
+
+KING CLAUDIUS We doubt it nothing: heartily farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt VOLTIMAND and CORNELIUS]
+
+ And now, Laertes, what's the news with you?
+ You told us of some suit; what is't, Laertes?
+ You cannot speak of reason to the Dane,
+ And loose your voice: what wouldst thou beg, Laertes,
+ That shall not be my offer, not thy asking?
+ The head is not more native to the heart,
+ The hand more instrumental to the mouth,
+ Than is the throne of Denmark to thy father.
+ What wouldst thou have, Laertes?
+
+LAERTES My dread lord,
+ Your leave and favour to return to France;
+ From whence though willingly I came to Denmark,
+ To show my duty in your coronation,
+ Yet now, I must confess, that duty done,
+ My thoughts and wishes bend again toward France
+ And bow them to your gracious leave and pardon.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Have you your father's leave? What says Polonius?
+
+LORD POLONIUS He hath, my lord, wrung from me my slow leave
+ By laboursome petition, and at last
+ Upon his will I seal'd my hard consent:
+ I do beseech you, give him leave to go.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Take thy fair hour, Laertes; time be thine,
+ And thy best graces spend it at thy will!
+ But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son,--
+
+HAMLET [Aside] A little more than kin, and less than kind.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS How is it that the clouds still hang on you?
+
+HAMLET Not so, my lord; I am too much i' the sun.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Good Hamlet, cast thy nighted colour off,
+ And let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark.
+ Do not for ever with thy vailed lids
+ Seek for thy noble father in the dust:
+ Thou know'st 'tis common; all that lives must die,
+ Passing through nature to eternity.
+
+HAMLET Ay, madam, it is common.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE If it be,
+ Why seems it so particular with thee?
+
+HAMLET Seems, madam! nay it is; I know not 'seems.'
+ 'Tis not alone my inky cloak, good mother,
+ Nor customary suits of solemn black,
+ Nor windy suspiration of forced breath,
+ No, nor the fruitful river in the eye,
+ Nor the dejected 'havior of the visage,
+ Together with all forms, moods, shapes of grief,
+ That can denote me truly: these indeed seem,
+ For they are actions that a man might play:
+ But I have that within which passeth show;
+ These but the trappings and the suits of woe.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature, Hamlet,
+ To give these mourning duties to your father:
+ But, you must know, your father lost a father;
+ That father lost, lost his, and the survivor bound
+ In filial obligation for some term
+ To do obsequious sorrow: but to persever
+ In obstinate condolement is a course
+ Of impious stubbornness; 'tis unmanly grief;
+ It shows a will most incorrect to heaven,
+ A heart unfortified, a mind impatient,
+ An understanding simple and unschool'd:
+ For what we know must be and is as common
+ As any the most vulgar thing to sense,
+ Why should we in our peevish opposition
+ Take it to heart? Fie! 'tis a fault to heaven,
+ A fault against the dead, a fault to nature,
+ To reason most absurd: whose common theme
+ Is death of fathers, and who still hath cried,
+ From the first corse till he that died to-day,
+ 'This must be so.' We pray you, throw to earth
+ This unprevailing woe, and think of us
+ As of a father: for let the world take note,
+ You are the most immediate to our throne;
+ And with no less nobility of love
+ Than that which dearest father bears his son,
+ Do I impart toward you. For your intent
+ In going back to school in Wittenberg,
+ It is most retrograde to our desire:
+ And we beseech you, bend you to remain
+ Here, in the cheer and comfort of our eye,
+ Our chiefest courtier, cousin, and our son.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Let not thy mother lose her prayers, Hamlet:
+ I pray thee, stay with us; go not to Wittenberg.
+
+HAMLET I shall in all my best obey you, madam.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Why, 'tis a loving and a fair reply:
+ Be as ourself in Denmark. Madam, come;
+ This gentle and unforced accord of Hamlet
+ Sits smiling to my heart: in grace whereof,
+ No jocund health that Denmark drinks to-day,
+ But the great cannon to the clouds shall tell,
+ And the king's rouse the heavens all bruit again,
+ Re-speaking earthly thunder. Come away.
+
+ [Exeunt all but HAMLET]
+
+HAMLET O, that this too too solid flesh would melt
+ Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!
+ Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd
+ His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! God!
+ How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable,
+ Seem to me all the uses of this world!
+ Fie on't! ah fie! 'tis an unweeded garden,
+ That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature
+ Possess it merely. That it should come to this!
+ But two months dead: nay, not so much, not two:
+ So excellent a king; that was, to this,
+ Hyperion to a satyr; so loving to my mother
+ That he might not beteem the winds of heaven
+ Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth!
+ Must I remember? why, she would hang on him,
+ As if increase of appetite had grown
+ By what it fed on: and yet, within a month--
+ Let me not think on't--Frailty, thy name is woman!--
+ A little month, or ere those shoes were old
+ With which she follow'd my poor father's body,
+ Like Niobe, all tears:--why she, even she--
+ O, God! a beast, that wants discourse of reason,
+ Would have mourn'd longer--married with my uncle,
+ My father's brother, but no more like my father
+ Than I to Hercules: within a month:
+ Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears
+ Had left the flushing in her galled eyes,
+ She married. O, most wicked speed, to post
+ With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!
+ It is not nor it cannot come to good:
+ But break, my heart; for I must hold my tongue.
+
+ [Enter HORATIO, MARCELLUS, and BERNARDO]
+
+HORATIO Hail to your lordship!
+
+HAMLET I am glad to see you well:
+ Horatio,--or I do forget myself.
+
+HORATIO The same, my lord, and your poor servant ever.
+
+HAMLET Sir, my good friend; I'll change that name with you:
+ And what make you from Wittenberg, Horatio? Marcellus?
+
+MARCELLUS My good lord--
+
+HAMLET I am very glad to see you. Good even, sir.
+ But what, in faith, make you from Wittenberg?
+
+HORATIO A truant disposition, good my lord.
+
+HAMLET I would not hear your enemy say so,
+ Nor shall you do mine ear that violence,
+ To make it truster of your own report
+ Against yourself: I know you are no truant.
+ But what is your affair in Elsinore?
+ We'll teach you to drink deep ere you depart.
+
+HORATIO My lord, I came to see your father's funeral.
+
+HAMLET I pray thee, do not mock me, fellow-student;
+ I think it was to see my mother's wedding.
+
+HORATIO Indeed, my lord, it follow'd hard upon.
+
+HAMLET Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the funeral baked meats
+ Did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.
+ Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven
+ Or ever I had seen that day, Horatio!
+ My father!--methinks I see my father.
+
+HORATIO Where, my lord?
+
+HAMLET In my mind's eye, Horatio.
+
+HORATIO I saw him once; he was a goodly king.
+
+HAMLET He was a man, take him for all in all,
+ I shall not look upon his like again.
+
+HORATIO My lord, I think I saw him yesternight.
+
+HAMLET Saw? who?
+
+HORATIO My lord, the king your father.
+
+HAMLET The king my father!
+
+HORATIO Season your admiration for awhile
+ With an attent ear, till I may deliver,
+ Upon the witness of these gentlemen,
+ This marvel to you.
+
+HAMLET For God's love, let me hear.
+
+HORATIO Two nights together had these gentlemen,
+ Marcellus and Bernardo, on their watch,
+ In the dead vast and middle of the night,
+ Been thus encounter'd. A figure like your father,
+ Armed at point exactly, cap-a-pe,
+ Appears before them, and with solemn march
+ Goes slow and stately by them: thrice he walk'd
+ By their oppress'd and fear-surprised eyes,
+ Within his truncheon's length; whilst they, distilled
+ Almost to jelly with the act of fear,
+ Stand dumb and speak not to him. This to me
+ In dreadful secrecy impart they did;
+ And I with them the third night kept the watch;
+ Where, as they had deliver'd, both in time,
+ Form of the thing, each word made true and good,
+ The apparition comes: I knew your father;
+ These hands are not more like.
+
+HAMLET But where was this?
+
+MARCELLUS My lord, upon the platform where we watch'd.
+
+HAMLET Did you not speak to it?
+
+HORATIO My lord, I did;
+ But answer made it none: yet once methought
+ It lifted up its head and did address
+ Itself to motion, like as it would speak;
+ But even then the morning cock crew loud,
+ And at the sound it shrunk in haste away,
+ And vanish'd from our sight.
+
+HAMLET 'Tis very strange.
+
+HORATIO As I do live, my honour'd lord, 'tis true;
+ And we did think it writ down in our duty
+ To let you know of it.
+
+HAMLET Indeed, indeed, sirs, but this troubles me.
+ Hold you the watch to-night?
+
+
+MARCELLUS |
+ | We do, my lord.
+BERNARDO |
+
+
+HAMLET Arm'd, say you?
+
+
+MARCELLUS |
+ | Arm'd, my lord.
+BERNARDO |
+
+
+HAMLET From top to toe?
+
+
+MARCELLUS |
+ | My lord, from head to foot.
+BERNARDO |
+
+
+HAMLET Then saw you not his face?
+
+HORATIO O, yes, my lord; he wore his beaver up.
+
+HAMLET What, look'd he frowningly?
+
+HORATIO A countenance more in sorrow than in anger.
+
+HAMLET Pale or red?
+
+HORATIO Nay, very pale.
+
+HAMLET And fix'd his eyes upon you?
+
+HORATIO Most constantly.
+
+HAMLET I would I had been there.
+
+HORATIO It would have much amazed you.
+
+HAMLET Very like, very like. Stay'd it long?
+
+HORATIO While one with moderate haste might tell a hundred.
+
+
+MARCELLUS |
+ | Longer, longer.
+BERNARDO |
+
+
+HORATIO Not when I saw't.
+
+HAMLET His beard was grizzled--no?
+
+HORATIO It was, as I have seen it in his life,
+ A sable silver'd.
+
+HAMLET I will watch to-night;
+ Perchance 'twill walk again.
+
+HORATIO I warrant it will.
+
+HAMLET If it assume my noble father's person,
+ I'll speak to it, though hell itself should gape
+ And bid me hold my peace. I pray you all,
+ If you have hitherto conceal'd this sight,
+ Let it be tenable in your silence still;
+ And whatsoever else shall hap to-night,
+ Give it an understanding, but no tongue:
+ I will requite your loves. So, fare you well:
+ Upon the platform, 'twixt eleven and twelve,
+ I'll visit you.
+
+All Our duty to your honour.
+
+HAMLET Your loves, as mine to you: farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt all but HAMLET]
+
+ My father's spirit in arms! all is not well;
+ I doubt some foul play: would the night were come!
+ Till then sit still, my soul: foul deeds will rise,
+ Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III A room in Polonius' house.
+
+
+ [Enter LAERTES and OPHELIA]
+
+LAERTES My necessaries are embark'd: farewell:
+ And, sister, as the winds give benefit
+ And convoy is assistant, do not sleep,
+ But let me hear from you.
+
+OPHELIA Do you doubt that?
+
+LAERTES For Hamlet and the trifling of his favour,
+ Hold it a fashion and a toy in blood,
+ A violet in the youth of primy nature,
+ Forward, not permanent, sweet, not lasting,
+ The perfume and suppliance of a minute; No more.
+
+OPHELIA No more but so?
+
+LAERTES Think it no more;
+ For nature, crescent, does not grow alone
+ In thews and bulk, but, as this temple waxes,
+ The inward service of the mind and soul
+ Grows wide withal. Perhaps he loves you now,
+ And now no soil nor cautel doth besmirch
+ The virtue of his will: but you must fear,
+ His greatness weigh'd, his will is not his own;
+ For he himself is subject to his birth:
+ He may not, as unvalued persons do,
+ Carve for himself; for on his choice depends
+ The safety and health of this whole state;
+ And therefore must his choice be circumscribed
+ Unto the voice and yielding of that body
+ Whereof he is the head. Then if he says he loves you,
+ It fits your wisdom so far to believe it
+ As he in his particular act and place
+ May give his saying deed; which is no further
+ Than the main voice of Denmark goes withal.
+ Then weigh what loss your honour may sustain,
+ If with too credent ear you list his songs,
+ Or lose your heart, or your chaste treasure open
+ To his unmaster'd importunity.
+ Fear it, Ophelia, fear it, my dear sister,
+ And keep you in the rear of your affection,
+ Out of the shot and danger of desire.
+ The chariest maid is prodigal enough,
+ If she unmask her beauty to the moon:
+ Virtue itself 'scapes not calumnious strokes:
+ The canker galls the infants of the spring,
+ Too oft before their buttons be disclosed,
+ And in the morn and liquid dew of youth
+ Contagious blastments are most imminent.
+ Be wary then; best safety lies in fear:
+ Youth to itself rebels, though none else near.
+
+OPHELIA I shall the effect of this good lesson keep,
+ As watchman to my heart. But, good my brother,
+ Do not, as some ungracious pastors do,
+ Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven;
+ Whiles, like a puff'd and reckless libertine,
+ Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads,
+ And recks not his own rede.
+
+LAERTES O, fear me not.
+ I stay too long: but here my father comes.
+
+ [Enter POLONIUS]
+
+ A double blessing is a double grace,
+ Occasion smiles upon a second leave.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Yet here, Laertes! aboard, aboard, for shame!
+ The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail,
+ And you are stay'd for. There; my blessing with thee!
+ And these few precepts in thy memory
+ See thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue,
+ Nor any unproportioned thought his act.
+ Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
+ Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
+ Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
+ But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
+ Of each new-hatch'd, unfledged comrade. Beware
+ Of entrance to a quarrel, but being in,
+ Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
+ Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
+ Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.
+ Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
+ But not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
+ For the apparel oft proclaims the man,
+ And they in France of the best rank and station
+ Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
+ Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
+ For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
+ And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
+ This above all: to thine ownself be true,
+ And it must follow, as the night the day,
+ Thou canst not then be false to any man.
+ Farewell: my blessing season this in thee!
+
+LAERTES Most humbly do I take my leave, my lord.
+
+LORD POLONIUS The time invites you; go; your servants tend.
+
+LAERTES Farewell, Ophelia; and remember well
+ What I have said to you.
+
+OPHELIA 'Tis in my memory lock'd,
+ And you yourself shall keep the key of it.
+
+LAERTES Farewell.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LORD POLONIUS What is't, Ophelia, be hath said to you?
+
+OPHELIA So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Marry, well bethought:
+ 'Tis told me, he hath very oft of late
+ Given private time to you; and you yourself
+ Have of your audience been most free and bounteous:
+ If it be so, as so 'tis put on me,
+ And that in way of caution, I must tell you,
+ You do not understand yourself so clearly
+ As it behoves my daughter and your honour.
+ What is between you? give me up the truth.
+
+OPHELIA He hath, my lord, of late made many tenders
+ Of his affection to me.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Affection! pooh! you speak like a green girl,
+ Unsifted in such perilous circumstance.
+ Do you believe his tenders, as you call them?
+
+OPHELIA I do not know, my lord, what I should think.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Marry, I'll teach you: think yourself a baby;
+ That you have ta'en these tenders for true pay,
+ Which are not sterling. Tender yourself more dearly;
+ Or--not to crack the wind of the poor phrase,
+ Running it thus--you'll tender me a fool.
+
+OPHELIA My lord, he hath importuned me with love
+ In honourable fashion.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Ay, fashion you may call it; go to, go to.
+
+OPHELIA And hath given countenance to his speech, my lord,
+ With almost all the holy vows of heaven.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Ay, springes to catch woodcocks. I do know,
+ When the blood burns, how prodigal the soul
+ Lends the tongue vows: these blazes, daughter,
+ Giving more light than heat, extinct in both,
+ Even in their promise, as it is a-making,
+ You must not take for fire. From this time
+ Be somewhat scanter of your maiden presence;
+ Set your entreatments at a higher rate
+ Than a command to parley. For Lord Hamlet,
+ Believe so much in him, that he is young
+ And with a larger tether may he walk
+ Than may be given you: in few, Ophelia,
+ Do not believe his vows; for they are brokers,
+ Not of that dye which their investments show,
+ But mere implorators of unholy suits,
+ Breathing like sanctified and pious bawds,
+ The better to beguile. This is for all:
+ I would not, in plain terms, from this time forth,
+ Have you so slander any moment leisure,
+ As to give words or talk with the Lord Hamlet.
+ Look to't, I charge you: come your ways.
+
+OPHELIA I shall obey, my lord.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The platform.
+
+
+ [Enter HAMLET, HORATIO, and MARCELLUS]
+
+HAMLET The air bites shrewdly; it is very cold.
+
+HORATIO It is a nipping and an eager air.
+
+HAMLET What hour now?
+
+HORATIO I think it lacks of twelve.
+
+HAMLET No, it is struck.
+
+HORATIO Indeed? I heard it not: then it draws near the season
+ Wherein the spirit held his wont to walk.
+
+ [A flourish of trumpets, and ordnance shot off, within]
+
+ What does this mean, my lord?
+
+HAMLET The king doth wake to-night and takes his rouse,
+ Keeps wassail, and the swaggering up-spring reels;
+ And, as he drains his draughts of Rhenish down,
+ The kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray out
+ The triumph of his pledge.
+
+HORATIO Is it a custom?
+
+HAMLET Ay, marry, is't:
+ But to my mind, though I am native here
+ And to the manner born, it is a custom
+ More honour'd in the breach than the observance.
+ This heavy-headed revel east and west
+ Makes us traduced and tax'd of other nations:
+ They clepe us drunkards, and with swinish phrase
+ Soil our addition; and indeed it takes
+ From our achievements, though perform'd at height,
+ The pith and marrow of our attribute.
+ So, oft it chances in particular men,
+ That for some vicious mole of nature in them,
+ As, in their birth--wherein they are not guilty,
+ Since nature cannot choose his origin--
+ By the o'ergrowth of some complexion,
+ Oft breaking down the pales and forts of reason,
+ Or by some habit that too much o'er-leavens
+ The form of plausive manners, that these men,
+ Carrying, I say, the stamp of one defect,
+ Being nature's livery, or fortune's star,--
+ Their virtues else--be they as pure as grace,
+ As infinite as man may undergo--
+ Shall in the general censure take corruption
+ From that particular fault: the dram of eale
+ Doth all the noble substance of a doubt
+ To his own scandal.
+
+HORATIO Look, my lord, it comes!
+
+ [Enter Ghost]
+
+HAMLET Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
+ Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damn'd,
+ Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell,
+ Be thy intents wicked or charitable,
+ Thou comest in such a questionable shape
+ That I will speak to thee: I'll call thee Hamlet,
+ King, father, royal Dane: O, answer me!
+ Let me not burst in ignorance; but tell
+ Why thy canonized bones, hearsed in death,
+ Have burst their cerements; why the sepulchre,
+ Wherein we saw thee quietly inurn'd,
+ Hath oped his ponderous and marble jaws,
+ To cast thee up again. What may this mean,
+ That thou, dead corse, again in complete steel
+ Revisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon,
+ Making night hideous; and we fools of nature
+ So horridly to shake our disposition
+ With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls?
+ Say, why is this? wherefore? what should we do?
+
+ [Ghost beckons HAMLET]
+
+HORATIO It beckons you to go away with it,
+ As if it some impartment did desire
+ To you alone.
+
+MARCELLUS Look, with what courteous action
+ It waves you to a more removed ground:
+ But do not go with it.
+
+HORATIO No, by no means.
+
+HAMLET It will not speak; then I will follow it.
+
+HORATIO Do not, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Why, what should be the fear?
+ I do not set my life in a pin's fee;
+ And for my soul, what can it do to that,
+ Being a thing immortal as itself?
+ It waves me forth again: I'll follow it.
+
+HORATIO What if it tempt you toward the flood, my lord,
+ Or to the dreadful summit of the cliff
+ That beetles o'er his base into the sea,
+ And there assume some other horrible form,
+ Which might deprive your sovereignty of reason
+ And draw you into madness? think of it:
+ The very place puts toys of desperation,
+ Without more motive, into every brain
+ That looks so many fathoms to the sea
+ And hears it roar beneath.
+
+HAMLET It waves me still.
+ Go on; I'll follow thee.
+
+MARCELLUS You shall not go, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Hold off your hands.
+
+HORATIO Be ruled; you shall not go.
+
+HAMLET My fate cries out,
+ And makes each petty artery in this body
+ As hardy as the Nemean lion's nerve.
+ Still am I call'd. Unhand me, gentlemen.
+ By heaven, I'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
+ I say, away! Go on; I'll follow thee.
+
+ [Exeunt Ghost and HAMLET]
+
+HORATIO He waxes desperate with imagination.
+
+MARCELLUS Let's follow; 'tis not fit thus to obey him.
+
+HORATIO Have after. To what issue will this come?
+
+MARCELLUS Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
+
+HORATIO Heaven will direct it.
+
+MARCELLUS Nay, let's follow him.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another part of the platform.
+
+
+ [Enter GHOST and HAMLET]
+
+HAMLET Where wilt thou lead me? speak; I'll go no further.
+
+Ghost Mark me.
+
+HAMLET I will.
+
+Ghost My hour is almost come,
+ When I to sulphurous and tormenting flames
+ Must render up myself.
+
+HAMLET Alas, poor ghost!
+
+Ghost Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing
+ To what I shall unfold.
+
+HAMLET Speak; I am bound to hear.
+
+Ghost So art thou to revenge, when thou shalt hear.
+
+HAMLET What?
+
+Ghost I am thy father's spirit,
+ Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night,
+ And for the day confined to fast in fires,
+ Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature
+ Are burnt and purged away. But that I am forbid
+ To tell the secrets of my prison-house,
+ I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
+ Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
+ Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,
+ Thy knotted and combined locks to part
+ And each particular hair to stand on end,
+ Like quills upon the fretful porpentine:
+ But this eternal blazon must not be
+ To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list!
+ If thou didst ever thy dear father love--
+
+HAMLET O God!
+
+Ghost Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.
+
+HAMLET Murder!
+
+Ghost Murder most foul, as in the best it is;
+ But this most foul, strange and unnatural.
+
+HAMLET Haste me to know't, that I, with wings as swift
+ As meditation or the thoughts of love,
+ May sweep to my revenge.
+
+Ghost I find thee apt;
+ And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed
+ That roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf,
+ Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear:
+ 'Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,
+ A serpent stung me; so the whole ear of Denmark
+ Is by a forged process of my death
+ Rankly abused: but know, thou noble youth,
+ The serpent that did sting thy father's life
+ Now wears his crown.
+
+HAMLET O my prophetic soul! My uncle!
+
+Ghost Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast,
+ With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts,--
+ O wicked wit and gifts, that have the power
+ So to seduce!--won to his shameful lust
+ The will of my most seeming-virtuous queen:
+ O Hamlet, what a falling-off was there!
+ From me, whose love was of that dignity
+ That it went hand in hand even with the vow
+ I made to her in marriage, and to decline
+ Upon a wretch whose natural gifts were poor
+ To those of mine!
+ But virtue, as it never will be moved,
+ Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven,
+ So lust, though to a radiant angel link'd,
+ Will sate itself in a celestial bed,
+ And prey on garbage.
+ But, soft! methinks I scent the morning air;
+ Brief let me be. Sleeping within my orchard,
+ My custom always of the afternoon,
+ Upon my secure hour thy uncle stole,
+ With juice of cursed hebenon in a vial,
+ And in the porches of my ears did pour
+ The leperous distilment; whose effect
+ Holds such an enmity with blood of man
+ That swift as quicksilver it courses through
+ The natural gates and alleys of the body,
+ And with a sudden vigour doth posset
+ And curd, like eager droppings into milk,
+ The thin and wholesome blood: so did it mine;
+ And a most instant tetter bark'd about,
+ Most lazar-like, with vile and loathsome crust,
+ All my smooth body.
+ Thus was I, sleeping, by a brother's hand
+ Of life, of crown, of queen, at once dispatch'd:
+ Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
+ Unhousel'd, disappointed, unanel'd,
+ No reckoning made, but sent to my account
+ With all my imperfections on my head:
+ O, horrible! O, horrible! most horrible!
+ If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not;
+ Let not the royal bed of Denmark be
+ A couch for luxury and damned incest.
+ But, howsoever thou pursuest this act,
+ Taint not thy mind, nor let thy soul contrive
+ Against thy mother aught: leave her to heaven
+ And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge,
+ To prick and sting her. Fare thee well at once!
+ The glow-worm shows the matin to be near,
+ And 'gins to pale his uneffectual fire:
+ Adieu, adieu! Hamlet, remember me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HAMLET O all you host of heaven! O earth! what else?
+ And shall I couple hell? O, fie! Hold, hold, my heart;
+ And you, my sinews, grow not instant old,
+ But bear me stiffly up. Remember thee!
+ Ay, thou poor ghost, while memory holds a seat
+ In this distracted globe. Remember thee!
+ Yea, from the table of my memory
+ I'll wipe away all trivial fond records,
+ All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past,
+ That youth and observation copied there;
+ And thy commandment all alone shall live
+ Within the book and volume of my brain,
+ Unmix'd with baser matter: yes, by heaven!
+ O most pernicious woman!
+ O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
+ My tables,--meet it is I set it down,
+ That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain;
+ At least I'm sure it may be so in Denmark:
+
+ [Writing]
+
+ So, uncle, there you are. Now to my word;
+ It is 'Adieu, adieu! remember me.'
+ I have sworn 't.
+
+
+MARCELLUS |
+ | [Within] My lord, my lord,--
+HORATIO |
+
+
+MARCELLUS [Within] Lord Hamlet,--
+
+HORATIO [Within] Heaven secure him!
+
+HAMLET So be it!
+
+HORATIO [Within] Hillo, ho, ho, my lord!
+
+HAMLET Hillo, ho, ho, boy! come, bird, come.
+
+ [Enter HORATIO and MARCELLUS]
+
+MARCELLUS How is't, my noble lord?
+
+HORATIO What news, my lord?
+
+HAMLET O, wonderful!
+
+HORATIO Good my lord, tell it.
+
+HAMLET No; you'll reveal it.
+
+HORATIO Not I, my lord, by heaven.
+
+MARCELLUS Nor I, my lord.
+
+HAMLET How say you, then; would heart of man once think it?
+ But you'll be secret?
+
+
+HORATIO |
+ | Ay, by heaven, my lord.
+MARCELLUS |
+
+
+HAMLET There's ne'er a villain dwelling in all Denmark
+ But he's an arrant knave.
+
+HORATIO There needs no ghost, my lord, come from the grave
+ To tell us this.
+
+HAMLET Why, right; you are i' the right;
+ And so, without more circumstance at all,
+ I hold it fit that we shake hands and part:
+ You, as your business and desire shall point you;
+ For every man has business and desire,
+ Such as it is; and for mine own poor part,
+ Look you, I'll go pray.
+
+HORATIO These are but wild and whirling words, my lord.
+
+HAMLET I'm sorry they offend you, heartily;
+ Yes, 'faith heartily.
+
+HORATIO There's no offence, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Yes, by Saint Patrick, but there is, Horatio,
+ And much offence too. Touching this vision here,
+ It is an honest ghost, that let me tell you:
+ For your desire to know what is between us,
+ O'ermaster 't as you may. And now, good friends,
+ As you are friends, scholars and soldiers,
+ Give me one poor request.
+
+HORATIO What is't, my lord? we will.
+
+HAMLET Never make known what you have seen to-night.
+
+
+HORATIO |
+ | My lord, we will not.
+MARCELLUS |
+
+
+HAMLET Nay, but swear't.
+
+HORATIO In faith,
+ My lord, not I.
+
+MARCELLUS Nor I, my lord, in faith.
+
+HAMLET Upon my sword.
+
+MARCELLUS We have sworn, my lord, already.
+
+HAMLET Indeed, upon my sword, indeed.
+
+Ghost [Beneath] Swear.
+
+HAMLET Ah, ha, boy! say'st thou so? art thou there,
+ truepenny?
+ Come on--you hear this fellow in the cellarage--
+ Consent to swear.
+
+HORATIO Propose the oath, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Never to speak of this that you have seen,
+ Swear by my sword.
+
+Ghost [Beneath] Swear.
+
+HAMLET Hic et ubique? then we'll shift our ground.
+ Come hither, gentlemen,
+ And lay your hands again upon my sword:
+ Never to speak of this that you have heard,
+ Swear by my sword.
+
+Ghost [Beneath] Swear.
+
+HAMLET Well said, old mole! canst work i' the earth so fast?
+ A worthy pioner! Once more remove, good friends.
+
+HORATIO O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
+
+HAMLET And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
+ There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
+ Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. But come;
+ Here, as before, never, so help you mercy,
+ How strange or odd soe'er I bear myself,
+ As I perchance hereafter shall think meet
+ To put an antic disposition on,
+ That you, at such times seeing me, never shall,
+ With arms encumber'd thus, or this headshake,
+ Or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase,
+ As 'Well, well, we know,' or 'We could, an if we would,'
+ Or 'If we list to speak,' or 'There be, an if they might,'
+ Or such ambiguous giving out, to note
+ That you know aught of me: this not to do,
+ So grace and mercy at your most need help you, Swear.
+
+Ghost [Beneath] Swear.
+
+HAMLET Rest, rest, perturbed spirit!
+
+ [They swear]
+
+ So, gentlemen,
+ With all my love I do commend me to you:
+ And what so poor a man as Hamlet is
+ May do, to express his love and friending to you,
+ God willing, shall not lack. Let us go in together;
+ And still your fingers on your lips, I pray.
+ The time is out of joint: O cursed spite,
+ That ever I was born to set it right!
+ Nay, come, let's go together.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I A room in POLONIUS' house.
+
+
+ [Enter POLONIUS and REYNALDO]
+
+LORD POLONIUS Give him this money and these notes, Reynaldo.
+
+REYNALDO I will, my lord.
+
+LORD POLONIUS You shall do marvellous wisely, good Reynaldo,
+ Before you visit him, to make inquire
+ Of his behavior.
+
+REYNALDO My lord, I did intend it.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Marry, well said; very well said. Look you, sir,
+ Inquire me first what Danskers are in Paris;
+ And how, and who, what means, and where they keep,
+ What company, at what expense; and finding
+ By this encompassment and drift of question
+ That they do know my son, come you more nearer
+ Than your particular demands will touch it:
+ Take you, as 'twere, some distant knowledge of him;
+ As thus, 'I know his father and his friends,
+ And in part him: ' do you mark this, Reynaldo?
+
+REYNALDO Ay, very well, my lord.
+
+LORD POLONIUS 'And in part him; but' you may say 'not well:
+ But, if't be he I mean, he's very wild;
+ Addicted so and so:' and there put on him
+ What forgeries you please; marry, none so rank
+ As may dishonour him; take heed of that;
+ But, sir, such wanton, wild and usual slips
+ As are companions noted and most known
+ To youth and liberty.
+
+REYNALDO As gaming, my lord.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Ay, or drinking, fencing, swearing, quarrelling,
+ Drabbing: you may go so far.
+
+REYNALDO My lord, that would dishonour him.
+
+LORD POLONIUS 'Faith, no; as you may season it in the charge
+ You must not put another scandal on him,
+ That he is open to incontinency;
+ That's not my meaning: but breathe his faults so quaintly
+ That they may seem the taints of liberty,
+ The flash and outbreak of a fiery mind,
+ A savageness in unreclaimed blood,
+ Of general assault.
+
+REYNALDO But, my good lord,--
+
+LORD POLONIUS Wherefore should you do this?
+
+REYNALDO Ay, my lord,
+ I would know that.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Marry, sir, here's my drift;
+ And I believe, it is a fetch of wit:
+ You laying these slight sullies on my son,
+ As 'twere a thing a little soil'd i' the working, Mark you,
+ Your party in converse, him you would sound,
+ Having ever seen in the prenominate crimes
+ The youth you breathe of guilty, be assured
+ He closes with you in this consequence;
+ 'Good sir,' or so, or 'friend,' or 'gentleman,'
+ According to the phrase or the addition
+ Of man and country.
+
+REYNALDO Very good, my lord.
+
+LORD POLONIUS And then, sir, does he this--he does--what was I
+ about to say? By the mass, I was about to say
+ something: where did I leave?
+
+REYNALDO At 'closes in the consequence,' at 'friend or so,'
+ and 'gentleman.'
+
+LORD POLONIUS At 'closes in the consequence,' ay, marry;
+ He closes thus: 'I know the gentleman;
+ I saw him yesterday, or t' other day,
+ Or then, or then; with such, or such; and, as you say,
+ There was a' gaming; there o'ertook in's rouse;
+ There falling out at tennis:' or perchance,
+ 'I saw him enter such a house of sale,'
+ Videlicet, a brothel, or so forth.
+ See you now;
+ Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth:
+ And thus do we of wisdom and of reach,
+ With windlasses and with assays of bias,
+ By indirections find directions out:
+ So by my former lecture and advice,
+ Shall you my son. You have me, have you not?
+
+REYNALDO My lord, I have.
+
+LORD POLONIUS God be wi' you; fare you well.
+
+REYNALDO Good my lord!
+
+LORD POLONIUS Observe his inclination in yourself.
+
+REYNALDO I shall, my lord.
+
+LORD POLONIUS And let him ply his music.
+
+REYNALDO Well, my lord.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Farewell!
+
+ [Exit REYNALDO]
+
+ [Enter OPHELIA]
+
+ How now, Ophelia! what's the matter?
+
+OPHELIA O, my lord, my lord, I have been so affrighted!
+
+LORD POLONIUS With what, i' the name of God?
+
+OPHELIA My lord, as I was sewing in my closet,
+ Lord Hamlet, with his doublet all unbraced;
+ No hat upon his head; his stockings foul'd,
+ Ungarter'd, and down-gyved to his ancle;
+ Pale as his shirt; his knees knocking each other;
+ And with a look so piteous in purport
+ As if he had been loosed out of hell
+ To speak of horrors,--he comes before me.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Mad for thy love?
+
+OPHELIA My lord, I do not know;
+ But truly, I do fear it.
+
+LORD POLONIUS What said he?
+
+OPHELIA He took me by the wrist and held me hard;
+ Then goes he to the length of all his arm;
+ And, with his other hand thus o'er his brow,
+ He falls to such perusal of my face
+ As he would draw it. Long stay'd he so;
+ At last, a little shaking of mine arm
+ And thrice his head thus waving up and down,
+ He raised a sigh so piteous and profound
+ As it did seem to shatter all his bulk
+ And end his being: that done, he lets me go:
+ And, with his head over his shoulder turn'd,
+ He seem'd to find his way without his eyes;
+ For out o' doors he went without their helps,
+ And, to the last, bended their light on me.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Come, go with me: I will go seek the king.
+ This is the very ecstasy of love,
+ Whose violent property fordoes itself
+ And leads the will to desperate undertakings
+ As oft as any passion under heaven
+ That does afflict our natures. I am sorry.
+ What, have you given him any hard words of late?
+
+OPHELIA No, my good lord, but, as you did command,
+ I did repel his fetters and denied
+ His access to me.
+
+LORD POLONIUS That hath made him mad.
+ I am sorry that with better heed and judgment
+ I had not quoted him: I fear'd he did but trifle,
+ And meant to wreck thee; but, beshrew my jealousy!
+ By heaven, it is as proper to our age
+ To cast beyond ourselves in our opinions
+ As it is common for the younger sort
+ To lack discretion. Come, go we to the king:
+ This must be known; which, being kept close, might
+ move
+ More grief to hide than hate to utter love.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II A room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, ROSENCRANTZ,
+ GUILDENSTERN, and Attendants]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern!
+ Moreover that we much did long to see you,
+ The need we have to use you did provoke
+ Our hasty sending. Something have you heard
+ Of Hamlet's transformation; so call it,
+ Sith nor the exterior nor the inward man
+ Resembles that it was. What it should be,
+ More than his father's death, that thus hath put him
+ So much from the understanding of himself,
+ I cannot dream of: I entreat you both,
+ That, being of so young days brought up with him,
+ And sith so neighbour'd to his youth and havior,
+ That you vouchsafe your rest here in our court
+ Some little time: so by your companies
+ To draw him on to pleasures, and to gather,
+ So much as from occasion you may glean,
+ Whether aught, to us unknown, afflicts him thus,
+ That, open'd, lies within our remedy.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Good gentlemen, he hath much talk'd of you;
+ And sure I am two men there are not living
+ To whom he more adheres. If it will please you
+ To show us so much gentry and good will
+ As to expend your time with us awhile,
+ For the supply and profit of our hope,
+ Your visitation shall receive such thanks
+ As fits a king's remembrance.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Both your majesties
+ Might, by the sovereign power you have of us,
+ Put your dread pleasures more into command
+ Than to entreaty.
+
+GUILDENSTERN But we both obey,
+ And here give up ourselves, in the full bent
+ To lay our service freely at your feet,
+ To be commanded.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Thanks, Rosencrantz and gentle Guildenstern.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Thanks, Guildenstern and gentle Rosencrantz:
+ And I beseech you instantly to visit
+ My too much changed son. Go, some of you,
+ And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.
+
+GUILDENSTERN Heavens make our presence and our practises
+ Pleasant and helpful to him!
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Ay, amen!
+
+ [Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and some
+ Attendants]
+
+ [Enter POLONIUS]
+
+LORD POLONIUS The ambassadors from Norway, my good lord,
+ Are joyfully return'd.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Thou still hast been the father of good news.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Have I, my lord? I assure my good liege,
+ I hold my duty, as I hold my soul,
+ Both to my God and to my gracious king:
+ And I do think, or else this brain of mine
+ Hunts not the trail of policy so sure
+ As it hath used to do, that I have found
+ The very cause of Hamlet's lunacy.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS O, speak of that; that do I long to hear.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Give first admittance to the ambassadors;
+ My news shall be the fruit to that great feast.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Thyself do grace to them, and bring them in.
+
+ [Exit POLONIUS]
+
+ He tells me, my dear Gertrude, he hath found
+ The head and source of all your son's distemper.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE I doubt it is no other but the main;
+ His father's death, and our o'erhasty marriage.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Well, we shall sift him.
+
+ [Re-enter POLONIUS, with VOLTIMAND and CORNELIUS]
+
+ Welcome, my good friends!
+ Say, Voltimand, what from our brother Norway?
+
+VOLTIMAND Most fair return of greetings and desires.
+ Upon our first, he sent out to suppress
+ His nephew's levies; which to him appear'd
+ To be a preparation 'gainst the Polack;
+ But, better look'd into, he truly found
+ It was against your highness: whereat grieved,
+ That so his sickness, age and impotence
+ Was falsely borne in hand, sends out arrests
+ On Fortinbras; which he, in brief, obeys;
+ Receives rebuke from Norway, and in fine
+ Makes vow before his uncle never more
+ To give the assay of arms against your majesty.
+ Whereon old Norway, overcome with joy,
+ Gives him three thousand crowns in annual fee,
+ And his commission to employ those soldiers,
+ So levied as before, against the Polack:
+ With an entreaty, herein further shown,
+
+ [Giving a paper]
+
+ That it might please you to give quiet pass
+ Through your dominions for this enterprise,
+ On such regards of safety and allowance
+ As therein are set down.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS It likes us well;
+ And at our more consider'd time well read,
+ Answer, and think upon this business.
+ Meantime we thank you for your well-took labour:
+ Go to your rest; at night we'll feast together:
+ Most welcome home!
+
+ [Exeunt VOLTIMAND and CORNELIUS]
+
+LORD POLONIUS This business is well ended.
+ My liege, and madam, to expostulate
+ What majesty should be, what duty is,
+ Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
+ Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
+ Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
+ And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
+ I will be brief: your noble son is mad:
+ Mad call I it; for, to define true madness,
+ What is't but to be nothing else but mad?
+ But let that go.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE More matter, with less art.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Madam, I swear I use no art at all.
+ That he is mad, 'tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity;
+ And pity 'tis 'tis true: a foolish figure;
+ But farewell it, for I will use no art.
+ Mad let us grant him, then: and now remains
+ That we find out the cause of this effect,
+ Or rather say, the cause of this defect,
+ For this effect defective comes by cause:
+ Thus it remains, and the remainder thus. Perpend.
+ I have a daughter--have while she is mine--
+ Who, in her duty and obedience, mark,
+ Hath given me this: now gather, and surmise.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'To the celestial and my soul's idol, the most
+ beautified Ophelia,'--
+ That's an ill phrase, a vile phrase; 'beautified' is
+ a vile phrase: but you shall hear. Thus:
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'In her excellent white bosom, these, &c.'
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Came this from Hamlet to her?
+
+LORD POLONIUS Good madam, stay awhile; I will be faithful.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'Doubt thou the stars are fire;
+ Doubt that the sun doth move;
+ Doubt truth to be a liar;
+ But never doubt I love.
+ 'O dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers;
+ I have not art to reckon my groans: but that
+ I love thee best, O most best, believe it. Adieu.
+ 'Thine evermore most dear lady, whilst
+ this machine is to him, HAMLET.'
+ This, in obedience, hath my daughter shown me,
+ And more above, hath his solicitings,
+ As they fell out by time, by means and place,
+ All given to mine ear.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS But how hath she
+ Received his love?
+
+LORD POLONIUS What do you think of me?
+
+KING CLAUDIUS As of a man faithful and honourable.
+
+LORD POLONIUS I would fain prove so. But what might you think,
+ When I had seen this hot love on the wing--
+ As I perceived it, I must tell you that,
+ Before my daughter told me--what might you,
+ Or my dear majesty your queen here, think,
+ If I had play'd the desk or table-book,
+ Or given my heart a winking, mute and dumb,
+ Or look'd upon this love with idle sight;
+ What might you think? No, I went round to work,
+ And my young mistress thus I did bespeak:
+ 'Lord Hamlet is a prince, out of thy star;
+ This must not be:' and then I precepts gave her,
+ That she should lock herself from his resort,
+ Admit no messengers, receive no tokens.
+ Which done, she took the fruits of my advice;
+ And he, repulsed--a short tale to make--
+ Fell into a sadness, then into a fast,
+ Thence to a watch, thence into a weakness,
+ Thence to a lightness, and, by this declension,
+ Into the madness wherein now he raves,
+ And all we mourn for.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Do you think 'tis this?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE It may be, very likely.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Hath there been such a time--I'd fain know that--
+ That I have positively said 'Tis so,'
+ When it proved otherwise?
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Not that I know.
+
+LORD POLONIUS [Pointing to his head and shoulder]
+
+ Take this from this, if this be otherwise:
+ If circumstances lead me, I will find
+ Where truth is hid, though it were hid indeed
+ Within the centre.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS How may we try it further?
+
+LORD POLONIUS You know, sometimes he walks four hours together
+ Here in the lobby.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE So he does indeed.
+
+LORD POLONIUS At such a time I'll loose my daughter to him:
+ Be you and I behind an arras then;
+ Mark the encounter: if he love her not
+ And be not from his reason fall'n thereon,
+ Let me be no assistant for a state,
+ But keep a farm and carters.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS We will try it.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE But, look, where sadly the poor wretch comes reading.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Away, I do beseech you, both away:
+ I'll board him presently.
+
+ [Exeunt KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, and
+ Attendants]
+
+ [Enter HAMLET, reading]
+
+ O, give me leave:
+ How does my good Lord Hamlet?
+
+HAMLET Well, God-a-mercy.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Do you know me, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Excellent well; you are a fishmonger.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Not I, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Then I would you were so honest a man.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Honest, my lord!
+
+HAMLET Ay, sir; to be honest, as this world goes, is to be
+ one man picked out of ten thousand.
+
+LORD POLONIUS That's very true, my lord.
+
+HAMLET For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a
+ god kissing carrion,--Have you a daughter?
+
+LORD POLONIUS I have, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Let her not walk i' the sun: conception is a
+ blessing: but not as your daughter may conceive.
+ Friend, look to 't.
+
+LORD POLONIUS [Aside] How say you by that? Still harping on my
+ daughter: yet he knew me not at first; he said I
+ was a fishmonger: he is far gone, far gone: and
+ truly in my youth I suffered much extremity for
+ love; very near this. I'll speak to him again.
+ What do you read, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Words, words, words.
+
+LORD POLONIUS What is the matter, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Between who?
+
+LORD POLONIUS I mean, the matter that you read, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Slanders, sir: for the satirical rogue says here
+ that old men have grey beards, that their faces are
+ wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and
+ plum-tree gum and that they have a plentiful lack of
+ wit, together with most weak hams: all which, sir,
+ though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet
+ I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down, for
+ yourself, sir, should be old as I am, if like a crab
+ you could go backward.
+
+LORD POLONIUS [Aside] Though this be madness, yet there is method
+ in 't. Will you walk out of the air, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Into my grave.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Indeed, that is out o' the air.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ How pregnant sometimes his replies are! a happiness
+ that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity
+ could not so prosperously be delivered of. I will
+ leave him, and suddenly contrive the means of
+ meeting between him and my daughter.--My honourable
+ lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you.
+
+HAMLET You cannot, sir, take from me any thing that I will
+ more willingly part withal: except my life, except
+ my life, except my life.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Fare you well, my lord.
+
+HAMLET These tedious old fools!
+
+ [Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+LORD POLONIUS You go to seek the Lord Hamlet; there he is.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ [To POLONIUS] God save you, sir!
+
+ [Exit POLONIUS]
+
+GUILDENSTERN My honoured lord!
+
+ROSENCRANTZ My most dear lord!
+
+HAMLET My excellent good friends! How dost thou,
+ Guildenstern? Ah, Rosencrantz! Good lads, how do ye both?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ As the indifferent children of the earth.
+
+GUILDENSTERN Happy, in that we are not over-happy;
+ On fortune's cap we are not the very button.
+
+HAMLET Nor the soles of her shoe?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Neither, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of
+ her favours?
+
+GUILDENSTERN 'Faith, her privates we.
+
+HAMLET In the secret parts of fortune? O, most true; she
+ is a strumpet. What's the news?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ None, my lord, but that the world's grown honest.
+
+HAMLET Then is doomsday near: but your news is not true.
+ Let me question more in particular: what have you,
+ my good friends, deserved at the hands of fortune,
+ that she sends you to prison hither?
+
+GUILDENSTERN Prison, my lord!
+
+HAMLET Denmark's a prison.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Then is the world one.
+
+HAMLET A goodly one; in which there are many confines,
+ wards and dungeons, Denmark being one o' the worst.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ We think not so, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Why, then, 'tis none to you; for there is nothing
+ either good or bad, but thinking makes it so: to me
+ it is a prison.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Why then, your ambition makes it one; 'tis too
+ narrow for your mind.
+
+HAMLET O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count
+ myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I
+ have bad dreams.
+
+GUILDENSTERN Which dreams indeed are ambition, for the very
+ substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
+
+HAMLET A dream itself is but a shadow.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a
+ quality that it is but a shadow's shadow.
+
+HAMLET Then are our beggars bodies, and our monarchs and
+ outstretched heroes the beggars' shadows. Shall we
+ to the court? for, by my fay, I cannot reason.
+
+
+ROSENCRANTZ |
+ | We'll wait upon you.
+GUILDENSTERN |
+
+
+HAMLET No such matter: I will not sort you with the rest
+ of my servants, for, to speak to you like an honest
+ man, I am most dreadfully attended. But, in the
+ beaten way of friendship, what make you at Elsinore?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ To visit you, my lord; no other occasion.
+
+HAMLET Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks; but I
+ thank you: and sure, dear friends, my thanks are
+ too dear a halfpenny. Were you not sent for? Is it
+ your own inclining? Is it a free visitation? Come,
+ deal justly with me: come, come; nay, speak.
+
+GUILDENSTERN What should we say, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Why, any thing, but to the purpose. You were sent
+ for; and there is a kind of confession in your looks
+ which your modesties have not craft enough to colour:
+ I know the good king and queen have sent for you.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ To what end, my lord?
+
+HAMLET That you must teach me. But let me conjure you, by
+ the rights of our fellowship, by the consonancy of
+ our youth, by the obligation of our ever-preserved
+ love, and by what more dear a better proposer could
+ charge you withal, be even and direct with me,
+ whether you were sent for, or no?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ [Aside to GUILDENSTERN] What say you?
+
+HAMLET [Aside] Nay, then, I have an eye of you.--If you
+ love me, hold not off.
+
+GUILDENSTERN My lord, we were sent for.
+
+HAMLET I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation
+ prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the king
+ and queen moult no feather. I have of late--but
+ wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, forgone all
+ custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily
+ with my disposition that this goodly frame, the
+ earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most
+ excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave
+ o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted
+ with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to
+ me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
+ What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason!
+ how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how
+ express and admirable! in action how like an angel!
+ in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the
+ world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me,
+ what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not
+ me: no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling
+ you seem to say so.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts.
+
+HAMLET Why did you laugh then, when I said 'man delights not me'?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what
+ lenten entertainment the players shall receive from
+ you: we coted them on the way; and hither are they
+ coming, to offer you service.
+
+HAMLET He that plays the king shall be welcome; his majesty
+ shall have tribute of me; the adventurous knight
+ shall use his foil and target; the lover shall not
+ sigh gratis; the humourous man shall end his part
+ in peace; the clown shall make those laugh whose
+ lungs are tickled o' the sere; and the lady shall
+ say her mind freely, or the blank verse shall halt
+ for't. What players are they?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Even those you were wont to take delight in, the
+ tragedians of the city.
+
+HAMLET How chances it they travel? their residence, both
+ in reputation and profit, was better both ways.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ I think their inhibition comes by the means of the
+ late innovation.
+
+HAMLET Do they hold the same estimation they did when I was
+ in the city? are they so followed?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ No, indeed, are they not.
+
+HAMLET How comes it? do they grow rusty?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Nay, their endeavour keeps in the wonted pace: but
+ there is, sir, an aery of children, little eyases,
+ that cry out on the top of question, and are most
+ tyrannically clapped for't: these are now the
+ fashion, and so berattle the common stages--so they
+ call them--that many wearing rapiers are afraid of
+ goose-quills and dare scarce come thither.
+
+HAMLET What, are they children? who maintains 'em? how are
+ they escoted? Will they pursue the quality no
+ longer than they can sing? will they not say
+ afterwards, if they should grow themselves to common
+ players--as it is most like, if their means are no
+ better--their writers do them wrong, to make them
+ exclaim against their own succession?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ 'Faith, there has been much to do on both sides; and
+ the nation holds it no sin to tarre them to
+ controversy: there was, for a while, no money bid
+ for argument, unless the poet and the player went to
+ cuffs in the question.
+
+HAMLET Is't possible?
+
+GUILDENSTERN O, there has been much throwing about of brains.
+
+HAMLET Do the boys carry it away?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Ay, that they do, my lord; Hercules and his load too.
+
+HAMLET It is not very strange; for mine uncle is king of
+ Denmark, and those that would make mows at him while
+ my father lived, give twenty, forty, fifty, an
+ hundred ducats a-piece for his picture in little.
+ 'Sblood, there is something in this more than
+ natural, if philosophy could find it out.
+
+ [Flourish of trumpets within]
+
+GUILDENSTERN There are the players.
+
+HAMLET Gentlemen, you are welcome to Elsinore. Your hands,
+ come then: the appurtenance of welcome is fashion
+ and ceremony: let me comply with you in this garb,
+ lest my extent to the players, which, I tell you,
+ must show fairly outward, should more appear like
+ entertainment than yours. You are welcome: but my
+ uncle-father and aunt-mother are deceived.
+
+GUILDENSTERN In what, my dear lord?
+
+HAMLET I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is
+ southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
+
+ [Enter POLONIUS]
+
+LORD POLONIUS Well be with you, gentlemen!
+
+HAMLET Hark you, Guildenstern; and you too: at each ear a
+ hearer: that great baby you see there is not yet
+ out of his swaddling-clouts.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Happily he's the second time come to them; for they
+ say an old man is twice a child.
+
+HAMLET I will prophesy he comes to tell me of the players;
+ mark it. You say right, sir: o' Monday morning;
+ 'twas so indeed.
+
+LORD POLONIUS My lord, I have news to tell you.
+
+HAMLET My lord, I have news to tell you.
+ When Roscius was an actor in Rome,--
+
+LORD POLONIUS The actors are come hither, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Buz, buz!
+
+LORD POLONIUS Upon mine honour,--
+
+HAMLET Then came each actor on his ass,--
+
+LORD POLONIUS The best actors in the world, either for tragedy,
+ comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical,
+ historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-
+ comical-historical-pastoral, scene individable, or
+ poem unlimited: Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor
+ Plautus too light. For the law of writ and the
+ liberty, these are the only men.
+
+HAMLET O Jephthah, judge of Israel, what a treasure hadst thou!
+
+LORD POLONIUS What a treasure had he, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Why,
+ 'One fair daughter and no more,
+ The which he loved passing well.'
+
+LORD POLONIUS [Aside] Still on my daughter.
+
+HAMLET Am I not i' the right, old Jephthah?
+
+LORD POLONIUS If you call me Jephthah, my lord, I have a daughter
+ that I love passing well.
+
+HAMLET Nay, that follows not.
+
+LORD POLONIUS What follows, then, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Why,
+ 'As by lot, God wot,'
+ and then, you know,
+ 'It came to pass, as most like it was,'--
+ the first row of the pious chanson will show you
+ more; for look, where my abridgement comes.
+
+ [Enter four or five Players]
+
+ You are welcome, masters; welcome, all. I am glad
+ to see thee well. Welcome, good friends. O, my old
+ friend! thy face is valenced since I saw thee last:
+ comest thou to beard me in Denmark? What, my young
+ lady and mistress! By'r lady, your ladyship is
+ nearer to heaven than when I saw you last, by the
+ altitude of a chopine. Pray God, your voice, like
+ apiece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the
+ ring. Masters, you are all welcome. We'll e'en
+ to't like French falconers, fly at any thing we see:
+ we'll have a speech straight: come, give us a taste
+ of your quality; come, a passionate speech.
+
+First Player What speech, my lord?
+
+HAMLET I heard thee speak me a speech once, but it was
+ never acted; or, if it was, not above once; for the
+ play, I remember, pleased not the million; 'twas
+ caviare to the general: but it was--as I received
+ it, and others, whose judgments in such matters
+ cried in the top of mine--an excellent play, well
+ digested in the scenes, set down with as much
+ modesty as cunning. I remember, one said there
+ were no sallets in the lines to make the matter
+ savoury, nor no matter in the phrase that might
+ indict the author of affectation; but called it an
+ honest method, as wholesome as sweet, and by very
+ much more handsome than fine. One speech in it I
+ chiefly loved: 'twas Aeneas' tale to Dido; and
+ thereabout of it especially, where he speaks of
+ Priam's slaughter: if it live in your memory, begin
+ at this line: let me see, let me see--
+ 'The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast,'--
+ it is not so:--it begins with Pyrrhus:--
+ 'The rugged Pyrrhus, he whose sable arms,
+ Black as his purpose, did the night resemble
+ When he lay couched in the ominous horse,
+ Hath now this dread and black complexion smear'd
+ With heraldry more dismal; head to foot
+ Now is he total gules; horridly trick'd
+ With blood of fathers, mothers, daughters, sons,
+ Baked and impasted with the parching streets,
+ That lend a tyrannous and damned light
+ To their lord's murder: roasted in wrath and fire,
+ And thus o'er-sized with coagulate gore,
+ With eyes like carbuncles, the hellish Pyrrhus
+ Old grandsire Priam seeks.'
+ So, proceed you.
+
+LORD POLONIUS 'Fore God, my lord, well spoken, with good accent and
+ good discretion.
+
+First Player 'Anon he finds him
+ Striking too short at Greeks; his antique sword,
+ Rebellious to his arm, lies where it falls,
+ Repugnant to command: unequal match'd,
+ Pyrrhus at Priam drives; in rage strikes wide;
+ But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword
+ The unnerved father falls. Then senseless Ilium,
+ Seeming to feel this blow, with flaming top
+ Stoops to his base, and with a hideous crash
+ Takes prisoner Pyrrhus' ear: for, lo! his sword,
+ Which was declining on the milky head
+ Of reverend Priam, seem'd i' the air to stick:
+ So, as a painted tyrant, Pyrrhus stood,
+ And like a neutral to his will and matter,
+ Did nothing.
+ But, as we often see, against some storm,
+ A silence in the heavens, the rack stand still,
+ The bold winds speechless and the orb below
+ As hush as death, anon the dreadful thunder
+ Doth rend the region, so, after Pyrrhus' pause,
+ Aroused vengeance sets him new a-work;
+ And never did the Cyclops' hammers fall
+ On Mars's armour forged for proof eterne
+ With less remorse than Pyrrhus' bleeding sword
+ Now falls on Priam.
+ Out, out, thou strumpet, Fortune! All you gods,
+ In general synod 'take away her power;
+ Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel,
+ And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven,
+ As low as to the fiends!'
+
+LORD POLONIUS This is too long.
+
+HAMLET It shall to the barber's, with your beard. Prithee,
+ say on: he's for a jig or a tale of bawdry, or he
+ sleeps: say on: come to Hecuba.
+
+First Player 'But who, O, who had seen the mobled queen--'
+
+HAMLET 'The mobled queen?'
+
+LORD POLONIUS That's good; 'mobled queen' is good.
+
+First Player 'Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames
+ With bisson rheum; a clout upon that head
+ Where late the diadem stood, and for a robe,
+ About her lank and all o'er-teemed loins,
+ A blanket, in the alarm of fear caught up;
+ Who this had seen, with tongue in venom steep'd,
+ 'Gainst Fortune's state would treason have
+ pronounced:
+ But if the gods themselves did see her then
+ When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport
+ In mincing with his sword her husband's limbs,
+ The instant burst of clamour that she made,
+ Unless things mortal move them not at all,
+ Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven,
+ And passion in the gods.'
+
+LORD POLONIUS Look, whether he has not turned his colour and has
+ tears in's eyes. Pray you, no more.
+
+HAMLET 'Tis well: I'll have thee speak out the rest soon.
+ Good my lord, will you see the players well
+ bestowed? Do you hear, let them be well used; for
+ they are the abstract and brief chronicles of the
+ time: after your death you were better have a bad
+ epitaph than their ill report while you live.
+
+LORD POLONIUS My lord, I will use them according to their desert.
+
+HAMLET God's bodykins, man, much better: use every man
+ after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping?
+ Use them after your own honour and dignity: the less
+ they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty.
+ Take them in.
+
+LORD POLONIUS Come, sirs.
+
+HAMLET Follow him, friends: we'll hear a play to-morrow.
+
+ [Exit POLONIUS with all the Players but the First]
+
+ Dost thou hear me, old friend; can you play the
+ Murder of Gonzago?
+
+First Player Ay, my lord.
+
+HAMLET We'll ha't to-morrow night. You could, for a need,
+ study a speech of some dozen or sixteen lines, which
+ I would set down and insert in't, could you not?
+
+First Player Ay, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Very well. Follow that lord; and look you mock him
+ not.
+
+ [Exit First Player]
+
+ My good friends, I'll leave you till night: you are
+ welcome to Elsinore.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Good my lord!
+
+HAMLET Ay, so, God be wi' ye;
+
+ [Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+ Now I am alone.
+ O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!
+ Is it not monstrous that this player here,
+ But in a fiction, in a dream of passion,
+ Could force his soul so to his own conceit
+ That from her working all his visage wann'd,
+ Tears in his eyes, distraction in's aspect,
+ A broken voice, and his whole function suiting
+ With forms to his conceit? and all for nothing!
+ For Hecuba!
+ What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba,
+ That he should weep for her? What would he do,
+ Had he the motive and the cue for passion
+ That I have? He would drown the stage with tears
+ And cleave the general ear with horrid speech,
+ Make mad the guilty and appal the free,
+ Confound the ignorant, and amaze indeed
+ The very faculties of eyes and ears. Yet I,
+ A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak,
+ Like John-a-dreams, unpregnant of my cause,
+ And can say nothing; no, not for a king,
+ Upon whose property and most dear life
+ A damn'd defeat was made. Am I a coward?
+ Who calls me villain? breaks my pate across?
+ Plucks off my beard, and blows it in my face?
+ Tweaks me by the nose? gives me the lie i' the throat,
+ As deep as to the lungs? who does me this?
+ Ha!
+ 'Swounds, I should take it: for it cannot be
+ But I am pigeon-liver'd and lack gall
+ To make oppression bitter, or ere this
+ I should have fatted all the region kites
+ With this slave's offal: bloody, bawdy villain!
+ Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
+ O, vengeance!
+ Why, what an ass am I! This is most brave,
+ That I, the son of a dear father murder'd,
+ Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell,
+ Must, like a whore, unpack my heart with words,
+ And fall a-cursing, like a very drab,
+ A scullion!
+ Fie upon't! foh! About, my brain! I have heard
+ That guilty creatures sitting at a play
+ Have by the very cunning of the scene
+ Been struck so to the soul that presently
+ They have proclaim'd their malefactions;
+ For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak
+ With most miraculous organ. I'll have these players
+ Play something like the murder of my father
+ Before mine uncle: I'll observe his looks;
+ I'll tent him to the quick: if he but blench,
+ I know my course. The spirit that I have seen
+ May be the devil: and the devil hath power
+ To assume a pleasing shape; yea, and perhaps
+ Out of my weakness and my melancholy,
+ As he is very potent with such spirits,
+ Abuses me to damn me: I'll have grounds
+ More relative than this: the play 's the thing
+ Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I A room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, POLONIUS,
+ OPHELIA, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS And can you, by no drift of circumstance,
+ Get from him why he puts on this confusion,
+ Grating so harshly all his days of quiet
+ With turbulent and dangerous lunacy?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ He does confess he feels himself distracted;
+ But from what cause he will by no means speak.
+
+GUILDENSTERN Nor do we find him forward to be sounded,
+ But, with a crafty madness, keeps aloof,
+ When we would bring him on to some confession
+ Of his true state.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Did he receive you well?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Most like a gentleman.
+
+GUILDENSTERN But with much forcing of his disposition.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Niggard of question; but, of our demands,
+ Most free in his reply.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Did you assay him?
+ To any pastime?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Madam, it so fell out, that certain players
+ We o'er-raught on the way: of these we told him;
+ And there did seem in him a kind of joy
+ To hear of it: they are about the court,
+ And, as I think, they have already order
+ This night to play before him.
+
+LORD POLONIUS 'Tis most true:
+ And he beseech'd me to entreat your majesties
+ To hear and see the matter.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS With all my heart; and it doth much content me
+ To hear him so inclined.
+ Good gentlemen, give him a further edge,
+ And drive his purpose on to these delights.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ We shall, my lord.
+
+ [Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Sweet Gertrude, leave us too;
+ For we have closely sent for Hamlet hither,
+ That he, as 'twere by accident, may here
+ Affront Ophelia:
+ Her father and myself, lawful espials,
+ Will so bestow ourselves that, seeing, unseen,
+ We may of their encounter frankly judge,
+ And gather by him, as he is behaved,
+ If 't be the affliction of his love or no
+ That thus he suffers for.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE I shall obey you.
+ And for your part, Ophelia, I do wish
+ That your good beauties be the happy cause
+ Of Hamlet's wildness: so shall I hope your virtues
+ Will bring him to his wonted way again,
+ To both your honours.
+
+OPHELIA Madam, I wish it may.
+
+ [Exit QUEEN GERTRUDE]
+
+LORD POLONIUS Ophelia, walk you here. Gracious, so please you,
+ We will bestow ourselves.
+
+ [To OPHELIA]
+
+ Read on this book;
+ That show of such an exercise may colour
+ Your loneliness. We are oft to blame in this,--
+ 'Tis too much proved--that with devotion's visage
+ And pious action we do sugar o'er
+ The devil himself.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS [Aside] O, 'tis too true!
+ How smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience!
+ The harlot's cheek, beautied with plastering art,
+ Is not more ugly to the thing that helps it
+ Than is my deed to my most painted word:
+ O heavy burthen!
+
+LORD POLONIUS I hear him coming: let's withdraw, my lord.
+
+ [Exeunt KING CLAUDIUS and POLONIUS]
+
+ [Enter HAMLET]
+
+HAMLET To be, or not to be: that is the question:
+ Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
+ The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
+ Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
+ And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
+ No more; and by a sleep to say we end
+ The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
+ That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
+ Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
+ To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
+ For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
+ When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
+ Must give us pause: there's the respect
+ That makes calamity of so long life;
+ For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
+ The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
+ The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
+ The insolence of office and the spurns
+ That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
+ When he himself might his quietus make
+ With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
+ To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
+ But that the dread of something after death,
+ The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
+ No traveller returns, puzzles the will
+ And makes us rather bear those ills we have
+ Than fly to others that we know not of?
+ Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
+ And thus the native hue of resolution
+ Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
+ And enterprises of great pith and moment
+ With this regard their currents turn awry,
+ And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
+ The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
+ Be all my sins remember'd.
+
+OPHELIA Good my lord,
+ How does your honour for this many a day?
+
+HAMLET I humbly thank you; well, well, well.
+
+OPHELIA My lord, I have remembrances of yours,
+ That I have longed long to re-deliver;
+ I pray you, now receive them.
+
+HAMLET No, not I;
+ I never gave you aught.
+
+OPHELIA My honour'd lord, you know right well you did;
+ And, with them, words of so sweet breath composed
+ As made the things more rich: their perfume lost,
+ Take these again; for to the noble mind
+ Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
+ There, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Ha, ha! are you honest?
+
+OPHELIA My lord?
+
+HAMLET Are you fair?
+
+OPHELIA What means your lordship?
+
+HAMLET That if you be honest and fair, your honesty should
+ admit no discourse to your beauty.
+
+OPHELIA Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than
+ with honesty?
+
+HAMLET Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner
+ transform honesty from what it is to a bawd than the
+ force of honesty can translate beauty into his
+ likeness: this was sometime a paradox, but now the
+ time gives it proof. I did love you once.
+
+OPHELIA Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so.
+
+HAMLET You should not have believed me; for virtue cannot
+ so inoculate our old stock but we shall relish of
+ it: I loved you not.
+
+OPHELIA I was the more deceived.
+
+HAMLET Get thee to a nunnery: why wouldst thou be a
+ breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest;
+ but yet I could accuse me of such things that it
+ were better my mother had not borne me: I am very
+ proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offences at
+ my beck than I have thoughts to put them in,
+ imagination to give them shape, or time to act them
+ in. What should such fellows as I do crawling
+ between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves,
+ all; believe none of us. Go thy ways to a nunnery.
+ Where's your father?
+
+OPHELIA At home, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the
+ fool no where but in's own house. Farewell.
+
+OPHELIA O, help him, you sweet heavens!
+
+HAMLET If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for
+ thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as
+ snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a
+ nunnery, go: farewell. Or, if thou wilt needs
+ marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough
+ what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go,
+ and quickly too. Farewell.
+
+OPHELIA O heavenly powers, restore him!
+
+HAMLET I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God
+ has given you one face, and you make yourselves
+ another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and
+ nick-name God's creatures, and make your wantonness
+ your ignorance. Go to, I'll no more on't; it hath
+ made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages:
+ those that are married already, all but one, shall
+ live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a
+ nunnery, go.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OPHELIA O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
+ The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's, eye, tongue, sword;
+ The expectancy and rose of the fair state,
+ The glass of fashion and the mould of form,
+ The observed of all observers, quite, quite down!
+ And I, of ladies most deject and wretched,
+ That suck'd the honey of his music vows,
+ Now see that noble and most sovereign reason,
+ Like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh;
+ That unmatch'd form and feature of blown youth
+ Blasted with ecstasy: O, woe is me,
+ To have seen what I have seen, see what I see!
+
+ [Re-enter KING CLAUDIUS and POLONIUS]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Love! his affections do not that way tend;
+ Nor what he spake, though it lack'd form a little,
+ Was not like madness. There's something in his soul,
+ O'er which his melancholy sits on brood;
+ And I do doubt the hatch and the disclose
+ Will be some danger: which for to prevent,
+ I have in quick determination
+ Thus set it down: he shall with speed to England,
+ For the demand of our neglected tribute
+ Haply the seas and countries different
+ With variable objects shall expel
+ This something-settled matter in his heart,
+ Whereon his brains still beating puts him thus
+ From fashion of himself. What think you on't?
+
+LORD POLONIUS It shall do well: but yet do I believe
+ The origin and commencement of his grief
+ Sprung from neglected love. How now, Ophelia!
+ You need not tell us what Lord Hamlet said;
+ We heard it all. My lord, do as you please;
+ But, if you hold it fit, after the play
+ Let his queen mother all alone entreat him
+ To show his grief: let her be round with him;
+ And I'll be placed, so please you, in the ear
+ Of all their conference. If she find him not,
+ To England send him, or confine him where
+ Your wisdom best shall think.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS It shall be so:
+ Madness in great ones must not unwatch'd go.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II A hall in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter HAMLET and Players]
+
+HAMLET Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to
+ you, trippingly on the tongue: but if you mouth it,
+ as many of your players do, I had as lief the
+ town-crier spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air
+ too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently;
+ for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say,
+ the whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget
+ a temperance that may give it smoothness. O, it
+ offends me to the soul to hear a robustious
+ periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to
+ very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings, who
+ for the most part are capable of nothing but
+ inexplicable dumbshows and noise: I would have such
+ a fellow whipped for o'erdoing Termagant; it
+ out-herods Herod: pray you, avoid it.
+
+First Player I warrant your honour.
+
+HAMLET Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion
+ be your tutor: suit the action to the word, the
+ word to the action; with this special o'erstep not
+ the modesty of nature: for any thing so overdone is
+ from the purpose of playing, whose end, both at the
+ first and now, was and is, to hold, as 'twere, the
+ mirror up to nature; to show virtue her own feature,
+ scorn her own image, and the very age and body of
+ the time his form and pressure. Now this overdone,
+ or come tardy off, though it make the unskilful
+ laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve; the
+ censure of the which one must in your allowance
+ o'erweigh a whole theatre of others. O, there be
+ players that I have seen play, and heard others
+ praise, and that highly, not to speak it profanely,
+ that, neither having the accent of Christians nor
+ the gait of Christian, pagan, nor man, have so
+ strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of
+ nature's journeymen had made men and not made them
+ well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
+
+First Player I hope we have reformed that indifferently with us,
+ sir.
+
+HAMLET O, reform it altogether. And let those that play
+ your clowns speak no more than is set down for them;
+ for there be of them that will themselves laugh, to
+ set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh
+ too; though, in the mean time, some necessary
+ question of the play be then to be considered:
+ that's villanous, and shows a most pitiful ambition
+ in the fool that uses it. Go, make you ready.
+
+ [Exeunt Players]
+
+ [Enter POLONIUS, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+ How now, my lord! I will the king hear this piece of work?
+
+LORD POLONIUS And the queen too, and that presently.
+
+HAMLET Bid the players make haste.
+
+ [Exit POLONIUS]
+
+ Will you two help to hasten them?
+
+
+ROSENCRANTZ |
+ | We will, my lord.
+GUILDENSTERN |
+
+
+ [Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+HAMLET What ho! Horatio!
+
+ [Enter HORATIO]
+
+HORATIO Here, sweet lord, at your service.
+
+HAMLET Horatio, thou art e'en as just a man
+ As e'er my conversation coped withal.
+
+HORATIO O, my dear lord,--
+
+HAMLET Nay, do not think I flatter;
+ For what advancement may I hope from thee
+ That no revenue hast but thy good spirits,
+ To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flatter'd?
+ No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp,
+ And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee
+ Where thrift may follow fawning. Dost thou hear?
+ Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice
+ And could of men distinguish, her election
+ Hath seal'd thee for herself; for thou hast been
+ As one, in suffering all, that suffers nothing,
+ A man that fortune's buffets and rewards
+ Hast ta'en with equal thanks: and blest are those
+ Whose blood and judgment are so well commingled,
+ That they are not a pipe for fortune's finger
+ To sound what stop she please. Give me that man
+ That is not passion's slave, and I will wear him
+ In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart,
+ As I do thee.--Something too much of this.--
+ There is a play to-night before the king;
+ One scene of it comes near the circumstance
+ Which I have told thee of my father's death:
+ I prithee, when thou seest that act afoot,
+ Even with the very comment of thy soul
+ Observe mine uncle: if his occulted guilt
+ Do not itself unkennel in one speech,
+ It is a damned ghost that we have seen,
+ And my imaginations are as foul
+ As Vulcan's stithy. Give him heedful note;
+ For I mine eyes will rivet to his face,
+ And after we will both our judgments join
+ In censure of his seeming.
+
+HORATIO Well, my lord:
+ If he steal aught the whilst this play is playing,
+ And 'scape detecting, I will pay the theft.
+
+HAMLET They are coming to the play; I must be idle:
+ Get you a place.
+
+ [Danish march. A flourish. Enter KING CLAUDIUS,
+ QUEEN GERTRUDE, POLONIUS, OPHELIA, ROSENCRANTZ,
+ GUILDENSTERN, and others]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS How fares our cousin Hamlet?
+
+HAMLET Excellent, i' faith; of the chameleon's dish: I eat
+ the air, promise-crammed: you cannot feed capons so.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet; these words
+ are not mine.
+
+HAMLET No, nor mine now.
+
+ [To POLONIUS]
+
+ My lord, you played once i' the university, you say?
+
+LORD POLONIUS That did I, my lord; and was accounted a good actor.
+
+HAMLET What did you enact?
+
+LORD POLONIUS I did enact Julius Caesar: I was killed i' the
+ Capitol; Brutus killed me.
+
+HAMLET It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf
+ there. Be the players ready?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Ay, my lord; they stay upon your patience.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me.
+
+HAMLET No, good mother, here's metal more attractive.
+
+LORD POLONIUS [To KING CLAUDIUS] O, ho! do you mark that?
+
+HAMLET Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
+
+ [Lying down at OPHELIA's feet]
+
+OPHELIA No, my lord.
+
+HAMLET I mean, my head upon your lap?
+
+OPHELIA Ay, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Do you think I meant country matters?
+
+OPHELIA I think nothing, my lord.
+
+HAMLET That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
+
+OPHELIA What is, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Nothing.
+
+OPHELIA You are merry, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Who, I?
+
+OPHELIA Ay, my lord.
+
+HAMLET O God, your only jig-maker. What should a man do
+ but be merry? for, look you, how cheerfully my
+ mother looks, and my father died within these two hours.
+
+OPHELIA Nay, 'tis twice two months, my lord.
+
+HAMLET So long? Nay then, let the devil wear black, for
+ I'll have a suit of sables. O heavens! die two
+ months ago, and not forgotten yet? Then there's
+ hope a great man's memory may outlive his life half
+ a year: but, by'r lady, he must build churches,
+ then; or else shall he suffer not thinking on, with
+ the hobby-horse, whose epitaph is 'For, O, for, O,
+ the hobby-horse is forgot.'
+
+ [Hautboys play. The dumb-show enters]
+
+ [Enter a King and a Queen very lovingly; the Queen
+ embracing him, and he her. She kneels, and makes
+ show of protestation unto him. He takes her up,
+ and declines his head upon her neck: lays him down
+ upon a bank of flowers: she, seeing him asleep,
+ leaves him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his
+ crown, kisses it, and pours poison in the King's
+ ears, and exit. The Queen returns; finds the King
+ dead, and makes passionate action. The Poisoner,
+ with some two or three Mutes, comes in again,
+ seeming to lament with her. The dead body is
+ carried away. The Poisoner wooes the Queen with
+ gifts: she seems loath and unwilling awhile, but
+ in the end accepts his love]
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+OPHELIA What means this, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief.
+
+OPHELIA Belike this show imports the argument of the play.
+
+ [Enter Prologue]
+
+HAMLET We shall know by this fellow: the players cannot
+ keep counsel; they'll tell all.
+
+OPHELIA Will he tell us what this show meant?
+
+HAMLET Ay, or any show that you'll show him: be not you
+ ashamed to show, he'll not shame to tell you what it means.
+
+OPHELIA You are naught, you are naught: I'll mark the play.
+
+Prologue For us, and for our tragedy,
+ Here stooping to your clemency,
+ We beg your hearing patiently.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HAMLET Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring?
+
+OPHELIA 'Tis brief, my lord.
+
+HAMLET As woman's love.
+
+ [Enter two Players, King and Queen]
+
+Player King Full thirty times hath Phoebus' cart gone round
+ Neptune's salt wash and Tellus' orbed ground,
+ And thirty dozen moons with borrow'd sheen
+ About the world have times twelve thirties been,
+ Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands
+ Unite commutual in most sacred bands.
+
+Player Queen So many journeys may the sun and moon
+ Make us again count o'er ere love be done!
+ But, woe is me, you are so sick of late,
+ So far from cheer and from your former state,
+ That I distrust you. Yet, though I distrust,
+ Discomfort you, my lord, it nothing must:
+ For women's fear and love holds quantity;
+ In neither aught, or in extremity.
+ Now, what my love is, proof hath made you know;
+ And as my love is sized, my fear is so:
+ Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear;
+ Where little fears grow great, great love grows there.
+
+Player King 'Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too;
+ My operant powers their functions leave to do:
+ And thou shalt live in this fair world behind,
+ Honour'd, beloved; and haply one as kind
+ For husband shalt thou--
+
+Player Queen O, confound the rest!
+ Such love must needs be treason in my breast:
+ In second husband let me be accurst!
+ None wed the second but who kill'd the first.
+
+HAMLET [Aside] Wormwood, wormwood.
+
+Player Queen The instances that second marriage move
+ Are base respects of thrift, but none of love:
+ A second time I kill my husband dead,
+ When second husband kisses me in bed.
+
+Player King I do believe you think what now you speak;
+ But what we do determine oft we break.
+ Purpose is but the slave to memory,
+ Of violent birth, but poor validity;
+ Which now, like fruit unripe, sticks on the tree;
+ But fall, unshaken, when they mellow be.
+ Most necessary 'tis that we forget
+ To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt:
+ What to ourselves in passion we propose,
+ The passion ending, doth the purpose lose.
+ The violence of either grief or joy
+ Their own enactures with themselves destroy:
+ Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament;
+ Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident.
+ This world is not for aye, nor 'tis not strange
+ That even our loves should with our fortunes change;
+ For 'tis a question left us yet to prove,
+ Whether love lead fortune, or else fortune love.
+ The great man down, you mark his favourite flies;
+ The poor advanced makes friends of enemies.
+ And hitherto doth love on fortune tend;
+ For who not needs shall never lack a friend,
+ And who in want a hollow friend doth try,
+ Directly seasons him his enemy.
+ But, orderly to end where I begun,
+ Our wills and fates do so contrary run
+ That our devices still are overthrown;
+ Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own:
+ So think thou wilt no second husband wed;
+ But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead.
+
+Player Queen Nor earth to me give food, nor heaven light!
+ Sport and repose lock from me day and night!
+ To desperation turn my trust and hope!
+ An anchor's cheer in prison be my scope!
+ Each opposite that blanks the face of joy
+ Meet what I would have well and it destroy!
+ Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
+ If, once a widow, ever I be wife!
+
+HAMLET If she should break it now!
+
+Player King 'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here awhile;
+ My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
+ The tedious day with sleep.
+
+ [Sleeps]
+
+Player Queen Sleep rock thy brain,
+ And never come mischance between us twain!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HAMLET Madam, how like you this play?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE The lady protests too much, methinks.
+
+HAMLET O, but she'll keep her word.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence in 't?
+
+HAMLET No, no, they do but jest, poison in jest; no offence
+ i' the world.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS What do you call the play?
+
+HAMLET The Mouse-trap. Marry, how? Tropically. This play
+ is the image of a murder done in Vienna: Gonzago is
+ the duke's name; his wife, Baptista: you shall see
+ anon; 'tis a knavish piece of work: but what o'
+ that? your majesty and we that have free souls, it
+ touches us not: let the galled jade wince, our
+ withers are unwrung.
+
+ [Enter LUCIANUS]
+
+ This is one Lucianus, nephew to the king.
+
+OPHELIA You are as good as a chorus, my lord.
+
+HAMLET I could interpret between you and your love, if I
+ could see the puppets dallying.
+
+OPHELIA You are keen, my lord, you are keen.
+
+HAMLET It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.
+
+OPHELIA Still better, and worse.
+
+HAMLET So you must take your husbands. Begin, murderer;
+ pox, leave thy damnable faces, and begin. Come:
+ 'the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge.'
+
+LUCIANUS Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time agreeing;
+ Confederate season, else no creature seeing;
+ Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,
+ With Hecate's ban thrice blasted, thrice infected,
+ Thy natural magic and dire property,
+ On wholesome life usurp immediately.
+
+ [Pours the poison into the sleeper's ears]
+
+HAMLET He poisons him i' the garden for's estate. His
+ name's Gonzago: the story is extant, and writ in
+ choice Italian: you shall see anon how the murderer
+ gets the love of Gonzago's wife.
+
+OPHELIA The king rises.
+
+HAMLET What, frighted with false fire!
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE How fares my lord?
+
+LORD POLONIUS Give o'er the play.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Give me some light: away!
+
+All Lights, lights, lights!
+
+ [Exeunt all but HAMLET and HORATIO]
+
+HAMLET Why, let the stricken deer go weep,
+ The hart ungalled play;
+ For some must watch, while some must sleep:
+ So runs the world away.
+ Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers-- if
+ the rest of my fortunes turn Turk with me--with two
+ Provincial roses on my razed shoes, get me a
+ fellowship in a cry of players, sir?
+
+HORATIO Half a share.
+
+HAMLET A whole one, I.
+ For thou dost know, O Damon dear,
+ This realm dismantled was
+ Of Jove himself; and now reigns here
+ A very, very--pajock.
+
+HORATIO You might have rhymed.
+
+HAMLET O good Horatio, I'll take the ghost's word for a
+ thousand pound. Didst perceive?
+
+HORATIO Very well, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Upon the talk of the poisoning?
+
+HORATIO I did very well note him.
+
+HAMLET Ah, ha! Come, some music! come, the recorders!
+ For if the king like not the comedy,
+ Why then, belike, he likes it not, perdy.
+ Come, some music!
+
+ [Re-enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+GUILDENSTERN Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you.
+
+HAMLET Sir, a whole history.
+
+GUILDENSTERN The king, sir,--
+
+HAMLET Ay, sir, what of him?
+
+GUILDENSTERN Is in his retirement marvellous distempered.
+
+HAMLET With drink, sir?
+
+GUILDENSTERN No, my lord, rather with choler.
+
+HAMLET Your wisdom should show itself more richer to
+ signify this to his doctor; for, for me to put him
+ to his purgation would perhaps plunge him into far
+ more choler.
+
+GUILDENSTERN Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame and
+ start not so wildly from my affair.
+
+HAMLET I am tame, sir: pronounce.
+
+GUILDENSTERN The queen, your mother, in most great affliction of
+ spirit, hath sent me to you.
+
+HAMLET You are welcome.
+
+GUILDENSTERN Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of the right
+ breed. If it shall please you to make me a
+ wholesome answer, I will do your mother's
+ commandment: if not, your pardon and my return
+ shall be the end of my business.
+
+HAMLET Sir, I cannot.
+
+GUILDENSTERN What, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased: but,
+ sir, such answer as I can make, you shall command;
+ or, rather, as you say, my mother: therefore no
+ more, but to the matter: my mother, you say,--
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Then thus she says; your behavior hath struck her
+ into amazement and admiration.
+
+HAMLET O wonderful son, that can so astonish a mother! But
+ is there no sequel at the heels of this mother's
+ admiration? Impart.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ She desires to speak with you in her closet, ere you
+ go to bed.
+
+HAMLET We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. Have
+ you any further trade with us?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ My lord, you once did love me.
+
+HAMLET So I do still, by these pickers and stealers.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? you
+ do, surely, bar the door upon your own liberty, if
+ you deny your griefs to your friend.
+
+HAMLET Sir, I lack advancement.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ How can that be, when you have the voice of the king
+ himself for your succession in Denmark?
+
+HAMLET Ay, but sir, 'While the grass grows,'--the proverb
+ is something musty.
+
+ [Re-enter Players with recorders]
+
+ O, the recorders! let me see one. To withdraw with
+ you:--why do you go about to recover the wind of me,
+ as if you would drive me into a toil?
+
+GUILDENSTERN O, my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love is too
+ unmannerly.
+
+HAMLET I do not well understand that. Will you play upon
+ this pipe?
+
+GUILDENSTERN My lord, I cannot.
+
+HAMLET I pray you.
+
+GUILDENSTERN Believe me, I cannot.
+
+HAMLET I do beseech you.
+
+GUILDENSTERN I know no touch of it, my lord.
+
+HAMLET 'Tis as easy as lying: govern these ventages with
+ your lingers and thumb, give it breath with your
+ mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent music.
+ Look you, these are the stops.
+
+GUILDENSTERN But these cannot I command to any utterance of
+ harmony; I have not the skill.
+
+HAMLET Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of
+ me! You would play upon me; you would seem to know
+ my stops; you would pluck out the heart of my
+ mystery; you would sound me from my lowest note to
+ the top of my compass: and there is much music,
+ excellent voice, in this little organ; yet cannot
+ you make it speak. 'Sblood, do you think I am
+ easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what
+ instrument you will, though you can fret me, yet you
+ cannot play upon me.
+
+ [Enter POLONIUS]
+
+ God bless you, sir!
+
+LORD POLONIUS My lord, the queen would speak with you, and
+ presently.
+
+HAMLET Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
+
+LORD POLONIUS By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
+
+HAMLET Methinks it is like a weasel.
+
+LORD POLONIUS It is backed like a weasel.
+
+HAMLET Or like a whale?
+
+LORD POLONIUS Very like a whale.
+
+HAMLET Then I will come to my mother by and by. They fool
+ me to the top of my bent. I will come by and by.
+
+LORD POLONIUS I will say so.
+
+HAMLET By and by is easily said.
+
+ [Exit POLONIUS]
+
+ Leave me, friends.
+
+ [Exeunt all but HAMLET]
+
+ Tis now the very witching time of night,
+ When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
+ Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood,
+ And do such bitter business as the day
+ Would quake to look on. Soft! now to my mother.
+ O heart, lose not thy nature; let not ever
+ The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom:
+ Let me be cruel, not unnatural:
+ I will speak daggers to her, but use none;
+ My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites;
+ How in my words soever she be shent,
+ To give them seals never, my soul, consent!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III A room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter KING CLAUDIUS, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS I like him not, nor stands it safe with us
+ To let his madness range. Therefore prepare you;
+ I your commission will forthwith dispatch,
+ And he to England shall along with you:
+ The terms of our estate may not endure
+ Hazard so dangerous as doth hourly grow
+ Out of his lunacies.
+
+GUILDENSTERN We will ourselves provide:
+ Most holy and religious fear it is
+ To keep those many many bodies safe
+ That live and feed upon your majesty.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ The single and peculiar life is bound,
+ With all the strength and armour of the mind,
+ To keep itself from noyance; but much more
+ That spirit upon whose weal depend and rest
+ The lives of many. The cease of majesty
+ Dies not alone; but, like a gulf, doth draw
+ What's near it with it: it is a massy wheel,
+ Fix'd on the summit of the highest mount,
+ To whose huge spokes ten thousand lesser things
+ Are mortised and adjoin'd; which, when it falls,
+ Each small annexment, petty consequence,
+ Attends the boisterous ruin. Never alone
+ Did the king sigh, but with a general groan.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Arm you, I pray you, to this speedy voyage;
+ For we will fetters put upon this fear,
+ Which now goes too free-footed.
+
+
+ROSENCRANTZ |
+ | We will haste us.
+GUILDENSTERN |
+
+
+ [Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+ [Enter POLONIUS]
+
+LORD POLONIUS My lord, he's going to his mother's closet:
+ Behind the arras I'll convey myself,
+ To hear the process; and warrant she'll tax him home:
+ And, as you said, and wisely was it said,
+ 'Tis meet that some more audience than a mother,
+ Since nature makes them partial, should o'erhear
+ The speech, of vantage. Fare you well, my liege:
+ I'll call upon you ere you go to bed,
+ And tell you what I know.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Thanks, dear my lord.
+
+ [Exit POLONIUS]
+
+ O, my offence is rank it smells to heaven;
+ It hath the primal eldest curse upon't,
+ A brother's murder. Pray can I not,
+ Though inclination be as sharp as will:
+ My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent;
+ And, like a man to double business bound,
+ I stand in pause where I shall first begin,
+ And both neglect. What if this cursed hand
+ Were thicker than itself with brother's blood,
+ Is there not rain enough in the sweet heavens
+ To wash it white as snow? Whereto serves mercy
+ But to confront the visage of offence?
+ And what's in prayer but this two-fold force,
+ To be forestalled ere we come to fall,
+ Or pardon'd being down? Then I'll look up;
+ My fault is past. But, O, what form of prayer
+ Can serve my turn? 'Forgive me my foul murder'?
+ That cannot be; since I am still possess'd
+ Of those effects for which I did the murder,
+ My crown, mine own ambition and my queen.
+ May one be pardon'd and retain the offence?
+ In the corrupted currents of this world
+ Offence's gilded hand may shove by justice,
+ And oft 'tis seen the wicked prize itself
+ Buys out the law: but 'tis not so above;
+ There is no shuffling, there the action lies
+ In his true nature; and we ourselves compell'd,
+ Even to the teeth and forehead of our faults,
+ To give in evidence. What then? what rests?
+ Try what repentance can: what can it not?
+ Yet what can it when one can not repent?
+ O wretched state! O bosom black as death!
+ O limed soul, that, struggling to be free,
+ Art more engaged! Help, angels! Make assay!
+ Bow, stubborn knees; and, heart with strings of steel,
+ Be soft as sinews of the newborn babe!
+ All may be well.
+
+ [Retires and kneels]
+
+ [Enter HAMLET]
+
+HAMLET Now might I do it pat, now he is praying;
+ And now I'll do't. And so he goes to heaven;
+ And so am I revenged. That would be scann'd:
+ A villain kills my father; and for that,
+ I, his sole son, do this same villain send
+ To heaven.
+ O, this is hire and salary, not revenge.
+ He took my father grossly, full of bread;
+ With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May;
+ And how his audit stands who knows save heaven?
+ But in our circumstance and course of thought,
+ 'Tis heavy with him: and am I then revenged,
+ To take him in the purging of his soul,
+ When he is fit and season'd for his passage?
+ No!
+ Up, sword; and know thou a more horrid hent:
+ When he is drunk asleep, or in his rage,
+ Or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed;
+ At gaming, swearing, or about some act
+ That has no relish of salvation in't;
+ Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven,
+ And that his soul may be as damn'd and black
+ As hell, whereto it goes. My mother stays:
+ This physic but prolongs thy sickly days.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS [Rising] My words fly up, my thoughts remain below:
+ Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The Queen's closet.
+
+
+ [Enter QUEEN MARGARET and POLONIUS]
+
+LORD POLONIUS He will come straight. Look you lay home to him:
+ Tell him his pranks have been too broad to bear with,
+ And that your grace hath screen'd and stood between
+ Much heat and him. I'll sconce me even here.
+ Pray you, be round with him.
+
+HAMLET [Within] Mother, mother, mother!
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE I'll warrant you,
+ Fear me not: withdraw, I hear him coming.
+
+ [POLONIUS hides behind the arras]
+
+ [Enter HAMLET]
+
+HAMLET Now, mother, what's the matter?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.
+
+HAMLET Mother, you have my father much offended.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue.
+
+HAMLET Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Why, how now, Hamlet!
+
+HAMLET What's the matter now?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Have you forgot me?
+
+HAMLET No, by the rood, not so:
+ You are the queen, your husband's brother's wife;
+ And--would it were not so!--you are my mother.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Nay, then, I'll set those to you that can speak.
+
+HAMLET Come, come, and sit you down; you shall not budge;
+ You go not till I set you up a glass
+ Where you may see the inmost part of you.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE What wilt thou do? thou wilt not murder me?
+ Help, help, ho!
+
+LORD POLONIUS [Behind] What, ho! help, help, help!
+
+HAMLET [Drawing] How now! a rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!
+
+ [Makes a pass through the arras]
+
+LORD POLONIUS [Behind] O, I am slain!
+
+ [Falls and dies]
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE O me, what hast thou done?
+
+HAMLET Nay, I know not:
+ Is it the king?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE O, what a rash and bloody deed is this!
+
+HAMLET A bloody deed! almost as bad, good mother,
+ As kill a king, and marry with his brother.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE As kill a king!
+
+HAMLET Ay, lady, 'twas my word.
+
+ [Lifts up the array and discovers POLONIUS]
+
+ Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell!
+ I took thee for thy better: take thy fortune;
+ Thou find'st to be too busy is some danger.
+ Leave wringing of your hands: peace! sit you down,
+ And let me wring your heart; for so I shall,
+ If it be made of penetrable stuff,
+ If damned custom have not brass'd it so
+ That it is proof and bulwark against sense.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE What have I done, that thou darest wag thy tongue
+ In noise so rude against me?
+
+HAMLET Such an act
+ That blurs the grace and blush of modesty,
+ Calls virtue hypocrite, takes off the rose
+ From the fair forehead of an innocent love
+ And sets a blister there, makes marriage-vows
+ As false as dicers' oaths: O, such a deed
+ As from the body of contraction plucks
+ The very soul, and sweet religion makes
+ A rhapsody of words: heaven's face doth glow:
+ Yea, this solidity and compound mass,
+ With tristful visage, as against the doom,
+ Is thought-sick at the act.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Ay me, what act,
+ That roars so loud, and thunders in the index?
+
+HAMLET Look here, upon this picture, and on this,
+ The counterfeit presentment of two brothers.
+ See, what a grace was seated on this brow;
+ Hyperion's curls; the front of Jove himself;
+ An eye like Mars, to threaten and command;
+ A station like the herald Mercury
+ New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill;
+ A combination and a form indeed,
+ Where every god did seem to set his seal,
+ To give the world assurance of a man:
+ This was your husband. Look you now, what follows:
+ Here is your husband; like a mildew'd ear,
+ Blasting his wholesome brother. Have you eyes?
+ Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed,
+ And batten on this moor? Ha! have you eyes?
+ You cannot call it love; for at your age
+ The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble,
+ And waits upon the judgment: and what judgment
+ Would step from this to this? Sense, sure, you have,
+ Else could you not have motion; but sure, that sense
+ Is apoplex'd; for madness would not err,
+ Nor sense to ecstasy was ne'er so thrall'd
+ But it reserved some quantity of choice,
+ To serve in such a difference. What devil was't
+ That thus hath cozen'd you at hoodman-blind?
+ Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight,
+ Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,
+ Or but a sickly part of one true sense
+ Could not so mope.
+ O shame! where is thy blush? Rebellious hell,
+ If thou canst mutine in a matron's bones,
+ To flaming youth let virtue be as wax,
+ And melt in her own fire: proclaim no shame
+ When the compulsive ardour gives the charge,
+ Since frost itself as actively doth burn
+ And reason panders will.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE O Hamlet, speak no more:
+ Thou turn'st mine eyes into my very soul;
+ And there I see such black and grained spots
+ As will not leave their tinct.
+
+HAMLET Nay, but to live
+ In the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
+ Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love
+ Over the nasty sty,--
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE O, speak to me no more;
+ These words, like daggers, enter in mine ears;
+ No more, sweet Hamlet!
+
+HAMLET A murderer and a villain;
+ A slave that is not twentieth part the tithe
+ Of your precedent lord; a vice of kings;
+ A cutpurse of the empire and the rule,
+ That from a shelf the precious diadem stole,
+ And put it in his pocket!
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE No more!
+
+HAMLET A king of shreds and patches,--
+
+ [Enter Ghost]
+
+ Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings,
+ You heavenly guards! What would your gracious figure?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Alas, he's mad!
+
+HAMLET Do you not come your tardy son to chide,
+ That, lapsed in time and passion, lets go by
+ The important acting of your dread command? O, say!
+
+Ghost Do not forget: this visitation
+ Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose.
+ But, look, amazement on thy mother sits:
+ O, step between her and her fighting soul:
+ Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works:
+ Speak to her, Hamlet.
+
+HAMLET How is it with you, lady?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Alas, how is't with you,
+ That you do bend your eye on vacancy
+ And with the incorporal air do hold discourse?
+ Forth at your eyes your spirits wildly peep;
+ And, as the sleeping soldiers in the alarm,
+ Your bedded hair, like life in excrements,
+ Starts up, and stands on end. O gentle son,
+ Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper
+ Sprinkle cool patience. Whereon do you look?
+
+HAMLET On him, on him! Look you, how pale he glares!
+ His form and cause conjoin'd, preaching to stones,
+ Would make them capable. Do not look upon me;
+ Lest with this piteous action you convert
+ My stern effects: then what I have to do
+ Will want true colour; tears perchance for blood.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE To whom do you speak this?
+
+HAMLET Do you see nothing there?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Nothing at all; yet all that is I see.
+
+HAMLET Nor did you nothing hear?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE No, nothing but ourselves.
+
+HAMLET Why, look you there! look, how it steals away!
+ My father, in his habit as he lived!
+ Look, where he goes, even now, out at the portal!
+
+ [Exit Ghost]
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE This the very coinage of your brain:
+ This bodiless creation ecstasy
+ Is very cunning in.
+
+HAMLET Ecstasy!
+ My pulse, as yours, doth temperately keep time,
+ And makes as healthful music: it is not madness
+ That I have utter'd: bring me to the test,
+ And I the matter will re-word; which madness
+ Would gambol from. Mother, for love of grace,
+ Lay not that mattering unction to your soul,
+ That not your trespass, but my madness speaks:
+ It will but skin and film the ulcerous place,
+ Whilst rank corruption, mining all within,
+ Infects unseen. Confess yourself to heaven;
+ Repent what's past; avoid what is to come;
+ And do not spread the compost on the weeds,
+ To make them ranker. Forgive me this my virtue;
+ For in the fatness of these pursy times
+ Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg,
+ Yea, curb and woo for leave to do him good.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my heart in twain.
+
+HAMLET O, throw away the worser part of it,
+ And live the purer with the other half.
+ Good night: but go not to mine uncle's bed;
+ Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
+ That monster, custom, who all sense doth eat,
+ Of habits devil, is angel yet in this,
+ That to the use of actions fair and good
+ He likewise gives a frock or livery,
+ That aptly is put on. Refrain to-night,
+ And that shall lend a kind of easiness
+ To the next abstinence: the next more easy;
+ For use almost can change the stamp of nature,
+ And either [ ] the devil, or throw him out
+ With wondrous potency. Once more, good night:
+ And when you are desirous to be bless'd,
+ I'll blessing beg of you. For this same lord,
+
+ [Pointing to POLONIUS]
+
+ I do repent: but heaven hath pleased it so,
+ To punish me with this and this with me,
+ That I must be their scourge and minister.
+ I will bestow him, and will answer well
+ The death I gave him. So, again, good night.
+ I must be cruel, only to be kind:
+ Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
+ One word more, good lady.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE What shall I do?
+
+HAMLET Not this, by no means, that I bid you do:
+ Let the bloat king tempt you again to bed;
+ Pinch wanton on your cheek; call you his mouse;
+ And let him, for a pair of reechy kisses,
+ Or paddling in your neck with his damn'd fingers,
+ Make you to ravel all this matter out,
+ That I essentially am not in madness,
+ But mad in craft. 'Twere good you let him know;
+ For who, that's but a queen, fair, sober, wise,
+ Would from a paddock, from a bat, a gib,
+ Such dear concernings hide? who would do so?
+ No, in despite of sense and secrecy,
+ Unpeg the basket on the house's top.
+ Let the birds fly, and, like the famous ape,
+ To try conclusions, in the basket creep,
+ And break your own neck down.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Be thou assured, if words be made of breath,
+ And breath of life, I have no life to breathe
+ What thou hast said to me.
+
+HAMLET I must to England; you know that?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Alack,
+ I had forgot: 'tis so concluded on.
+
+HAMLET There's letters seal'd: and my two schoolfellows,
+ Whom I will trust as I will adders fang'd,
+ They bear the mandate; they must sweep my way,
+ And marshal me to knavery. Let it work;
+ For 'tis the sport to have the engineer
+ Hoist with his own petard: and 't shall go hard
+ But I will delve one yard below their mines,
+ And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet,
+ When in one line two crafts directly meet.
+ This man shall set me packing:
+ I'll lug the guts into the neighbour room.
+ Mother, good night. Indeed this counsellor
+ Is now most still, most secret and most grave,
+ Who was in life a foolish prating knave.
+ Come, sir, to draw toward an end with you.
+ Good night, mother.
+
+ [Exeunt severally; HAMLET dragging in POLONIUS]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I A room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, ROSENCRANTZ,
+ and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS There's matter in these sighs, these profound heaves:
+ You must translate: 'tis fit we understand them.
+ Where is your son?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Bestow this place on us a little while.
+
+ [Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+ Ah, my good lord, what have I seen to-night!
+
+KING CLAUDIUS What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Mad as the sea and wind, when both contend
+ Which is the mightier: in his lawless fit,
+ Behind the arras hearing something stir,
+ Whips out his rapier, cries, 'A rat, a rat!'
+ And, in this brainish apprehension, kills
+ The unseen good old man.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS O heavy deed!
+ It had been so with us, had we been there:
+ His liberty is full of threats to all;
+ To you yourself, to us, to every one.
+ Alas, how shall this bloody deed be answer'd?
+ It will be laid to us, whose providence
+ Should have kept short, restrain'd and out of haunt,
+ This mad young man: but so much was our love,
+ We would not understand what was most fit;
+ But, like the owner of a foul disease,
+ To keep it from divulging, let it feed
+ Even on the pith of Life. Where is he gone?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE To draw apart the body he hath kill'd:
+ O'er whom his very madness, like some ore
+ Among a mineral of metals base,
+ Shows itself pure; he weeps for what is done.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS O Gertrude, come away!
+ The sun no sooner shall the mountains touch,
+ But we will ship him hence: and this vile deed
+ We must, with all our majesty and skill,
+ Both countenance and excuse. Ho, Guildenstern!
+
+ [Re-enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+ Friends both, go join you with some further aid:
+ Hamlet in madness hath Polonius slain,
+ And from his mother's closet hath he dragg'd him:
+ Go seek him out; speak fair, and bring the body
+ Into the chapel. I pray you, haste in this.
+
+ [Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+ Come, Gertrude, we'll call up our wisest friends;
+ And let them know, both what we mean to do,
+ And what's untimely done [ ]
+ Whose whisper o'er the world's diameter,
+ As level as the cannon to his blank,
+ Transports his poison'd shot, may miss our name,
+ And hit the woundless air. O, come away!
+ My soul is full of discord and dismay.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Another room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter HAMLET]
+
+HAMLET Safely stowed.
+
+
+ROSENCRANTZ: |
+ | [Within] Hamlet! Lord Hamlet!
+GUILDENSTERN: |
+
+
+HAMLET What noise? who calls on Hamlet?
+ O, here they come.
+
+ [Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+ROSENCRANTZ What have you done, my lord, with the dead body?
+
+HAMLET Compounded it with dust, whereto 'tis kin.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Tell us where 'tis, that we may take it thence
+ And bear it to the chapel.
+
+HAMLET Do not believe it.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Believe what?
+
+HAMLET That I can keep your counsel and not mine own.
+ Besides, to be demanded of a sponge! what
+ replication should be made by the son of a king?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Take you me for a sponge, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Ay, sir, that soaks up the king's countenance, his
+ rewards, his authorities. But such officers do the
+ king best service in the end: he keeps them, like
+ an ape, in the corner of his jaw; first mouthed, to
+ be last swallowed: when he needs what you have
+ gleaned, it is but squeezing you, and, sponge, you
+ shall be dry again.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ I understand you not, my lord.
+
+HAMLET I am glad of it: a knavish speech sleeps in a
+ foolish ear.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ My lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go
+ with us to the king.
+
+HAMLET The body is with the king, but the king is not with
+ the body. The king is a thing--
+
+GUILDENSTERN A thing, my lord!
+
+HAMLET Of nothing: bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III Another room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter KING CLAUDIUS, attended]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS I have sent to seek him, and to find the body.
+ How dangerous is it that this man goes loose!
+ Yet must not we put the strong law on him:
+ He's loved of the distracted multitude,
+ Who like not in their judgment, but their eyes;
+ And where tis so, the offender's scourge is weigh'd,
+ But never the offence. To bear all smooth and even,
+ This sudden sending him away must seem
+ Deliberate pause: diseases desperate grown
+ By desperate appliance are relieved,
+ Or not at all.
+
+ [Enter ROSENCRANTZ]
+
+ How now! what hath befall'n?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Where the dead body is bestow'd, my lord,
+ We cannot get from him.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS But where is he?
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Without, my lord; guarded, to know your pleasure.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Bring him before us.
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Ho, Guildenstern! bring in my lord.
+
+ [Enter HAMLET and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Now, Hamlet, where's Polonius?
+
+HAMLET At supper.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS At supper! where?
+
+HAMLET Not where he eats, but where he is eaten: a certain
+ convocation of politic worms are e'en at him. Your
+ worm is your only emperor for diet: we fat all
+ creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for
+ maggots: your fat king and your lean beggar is but
+ variable service, two dishes, but to one table:
+ that's the end.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Alas, alas!
+
+HAMLET A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a
+ king, and cat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS What dost you mean by this?
+
+HAMLET Nothing but to show you how a king may go a
+ progress through the guts of a beggar.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Where is Polonius?
+
+HAMLET In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger
+ find him not there, seek him i' the other place
+ yourself. But indeed, if you find him not within
+ this month, you shall nose him as you go up the
+ stairs into the lobby.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Go seek him there.
+
+ [To some Attendants]
+
+HAMLET He will stay till ye come.
+
+ [Exeunt Attendants]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Hamlet, this deed, for thine especial safety,--
+ Which we do tender, as we dearly grieve
+ For that which thou hast done,--must send thee hence
+ With fiery quickness: therefore prepare thyself;
+ The bark is ready, and the wind at help,
+ The associates tend, and every thing is bent
+ For England.
+
+HAMLET For England!
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Ay, Hamlet.
+
+HAMLET Good.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS So is it, if thou knew'st our purposes.
+
+HAMLET I see a cherub that sees them. But, come; for
+ England! Farewell, dear mother.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Thy loving father, Hamlet.
+
+HAMLET My mother: father and mother is man and wife; man
+ and wife is one flesh; and so, my mother. Come, for England!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Follow him at foot; tempt him with speed aboard;
+ Delay it not; I'll have him hence to-night:
+ Away! for every thing is seal'd and done
+ That else leans on the affair: pray you, make haste.
+
+ [Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN]
+
+ And, England, if my love thou hold'st at aught--
+ As my great power thereof may give thee sense,
+ Since yet thy cicatrice looks raw and red
+ After the Danish sword, and thy free awe
+ Pays homage to us--thou mayst not coldly set
+ Our sovereign process; which imports at full,
+ By letters congruing to that effect,
+ The present death of Hamlet. Do it, England;
+ For like the hectic in my blood he rages,
+ And thou must cure me: till I know 'tis done,
+ Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A plain in Denmark.
+
+
+ [Enter FORTINBRAS, a Captain, and Soldiers, marching]
+
+PRINCE FORTINBRAS Go, captain, from me greet the Danish king;
+ Tell him that, by his licence, Fortinbras
+ Craves the conveyance of a promised march
+ Over his kingdom. You know the rendezvous.
+ If that his majesty would aught with us,
+ We shall express our duty in his eye;
+ And let him know so.
+
+Captain I will do't, my lord.
+
+PRINCE FORTINBRAS Go softly on.
+
+ [Exeunt FORTINBRAS and Soldiers]
+
+ [Enter HAMLET, ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and others]
+
+HAMLET Good sir, whose powers are these?
+
+Captain They are of Norway, sir.
+
+HAMLET How purposed, sir, I pray you?
+
+Captain Against some part of Poland.
+
+HAMLET Who commands them, sir?
+
+Captain The nephews to old Norway, Fortinbras.
+
+HAMLET Goes it against the main of Poland, sir,
+ Or for some frontier?
+
+Captain Truly to speak, and with no addition,
+ We go to gain a little patch of ground
+ That hath in it no profit but the name.
+ To pay five ducats, five, I would not farm it;
+ Nor will it yield to Norway or the Pole
+ A ranker rate, should it be sold in fee.
+
+HAMLET Why, then the Polack never will defend it.
+
+Captain Yes, it is already garrison'd.
+
+HAMLET Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats
+ Will not debate the question of this straw:
+ This is the imposthume of much wealth and peace,
+ That inward breaks, and shows no cause without
+ Why the man dies. I humbly thank you, sir.
+
+Captain God be wi' you, sir.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ROSENCRANTZ Wilt please you go, my lord?
+
+HAMLET I'll be with you straight go a little before.
+
+ [Exeunt all except HAMLET]
+
+ How all occasions do inform against me,
+ And spur my dull revenge! What is a man,
+ If his chief good and market of his time
+ Be but to sleep and feed? a beast, no more.
+ Sure, he that made us with such large discourse,
+ Looking before and after, gave us not
+ That capability and god-like reason
+ To fust in us unused. Now, whether it be
+ Bestial oblivion, or some craven scruple
+ Of thinking too precisely on the event,
+ A thought which, quarter'd, hath but one part wisdom
+ And ever three parts coward, I do not know
+ Why yet I live to say 'This thing's to do;'
+ Sith I have cause and will and strength and means
+ To do't. Examples gross as earth exhort me:
+ Witness this army of such mass and charge
+ Led by a delicate and tender prince,
+ Whose spirit with divine ambition puff'd
+ Makes mouths at the invisible event,
+ Exposing what is mortal and unsure
+ To all that fortune, death and danger dare,
+ Even for an egg-shell. Rightly to be great
+ Is not to stir without great argument,
+ But greatly to find quarrel in a straw
+ When honour's at the stake. How stand I then,
+ That have a father kill'd, a mother stain'd,
+ Excitements of my reason and my blood,
+ And let all sleep? while, to my shame, I see
+ The imminent death of twenty thousand men,
+ That, for a fantasy and trick of fame,
+ Go to their graves like beds, fight for a plot
+ Whereon the numbers cannot try the cause,
+ Which is not tomb enough and continent
+ To hide the slain? O, from this time forth,
+ My thoughts be bloody, or be nothing worth!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE V Elsinore. A room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter QUEEN GERTRUDE, HORATIO, and a Gentleman]
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE I will not speak with her.
+
+Gentleman She is importunate, indeed distract:
+ Her mood will needs be pitied.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE What would she have?
+
+Gentleman She speaks much of her father; says she hears
+ There's tricks i' the world; and hems, and beats her heart;
+ Spurns enviously at straws; speaks things in doubt,
+ That carry but half sense: her speech is nothing,
+ Yet the unshaped use of it doth move
+ The hearers to collection; they aim at it,
+ And botch the words up fit to their own thoughts;
+ Which, as her winks, and nods, and gestures
+ yield them,
+ Indeed would make one think there might be thought,
+ Though nothing sure, yet much unhappily.
+
+HORATIO 'Twere good she were spoken with; for she may strew
+ Dangerous conjectures in ill-breeding minds.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Let her come in.
+
+ [Exit HORATIO]
+
+ To my sick soul, as sin's true nature is,
+ Each toy seems prologue to some great amiss:
+ So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
+ It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
+
+ [Re-enter HORATIO, with OPHELIA]
+
+OPHELIA Where is the beauteous majesty of Denmark?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE How now, Ophelia!
+
+OPHELIA [Sings]
+
+ How should I your true love know
+ From another one?
+ By his cockle hat and staff,
+ And his sandal shoon.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Alas, sweet lady, what imports this song?
+
+OPHELIA Say you? nay, pray you, mark.
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ He is dead and gone, lady,
+ He is dead and gone;
+ At his head a grass-green turf,
+ At his heels a stone.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Nay, but, Ophelia,--
+
+OPHELIA Pray you, mark.
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ White his shroud as the mountain snow,--
+
+ [Enter KING CLAUDIUS]
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Alas, look here, my lord.
+
+OPHELIA [Sings]
+
+ Larded with sweet flowers
+ Which bewept to the grave did go
+ With true-love showers.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS How do you, pretty lady?
+
+OPHELIA Well, God 'ild you! They say the owl was a baker's
+ daughter. Lord, we know what we are, but know not
+ what we may be. God be at your table!
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Conceit upon her father.
+
+OPHELIA Pray you, let's have no words of this; but when they
+ ask you what it means, say you this:
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ To-morrow is Saint Valentine's day,
+ All in the morning betime,
+ And I a maid at your window,
+ To be your Valentine.
+ Then up he rose, and donn'd his clothes,
+ And dupp'd the chamber-door;
+ Let in the maid, that out a maid
+ Never departed more.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Pretty Ophelia!
+
+OPHELIA Indeed, la, without an oath, I'll make an end on't:
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ By Gis and by Saint Charity,
+ Alack, and fie for shame!
+ Young men will do't, if they come to't;
+ By cock, they are to blame.
+ Quoth she, before you tumbled me,
+ You promised me to wed.
+ So would I ha' done, by yonder sun,
+ An thou hadst not come to my bed.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS How long hath she been thus?
+
+OPHELIA I hope all will be well. We must be patient: but I
+ cannot choose but weep, to think they should lay him
+ i' the cold ground. My brother shall know of it:
+ and so I thank you for your good counsel. Come, my
+ coach! Good night, ladies; good night, sweet ladies;
+ good night, good night.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Follow her close; give her good watch,
+ I pray you.
+
+ [Exit HORATIO]
+
+ O, this is the poison of deep grief; it springs
+ All from her father's death. O Gertrude, Gertrude,
+ When sorrows come, they come not single spies
+ But in battalions. First, her father slain:
+ Next, your son gone; and he most violent author
+ Of his own just remove: the people muddied,
+ Thick and unwholesome in their thoughts and whispers,
+ For good Polonius' death; and we have done but greenly,
+ In hugger-mugger to inter him: poor Ophelia
+ Divided from herself and her fair judgment,
+ Without the which we are pictures, or mere beasts:
+ Last, and as much containing as all these,
+ Her brother is in secret come from France;
+ Feeds on his wonder, keeps himself in clouds,
+ And wants not buzzers to infect his ear
+ With pestilent speeches of his father's death;
+ Wherein necessity, of matter beggar'd,
+ Will nothing stick our person to arraign
+ In ear and ear. O my dear Gertrude, this,
+ Like to a murdering-piece, in many places
+ Gives me superfluous death.
+
+ [A noise within]
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Alack, what noise is this?
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Where are my Switzers? Let them guard the door.
+
+ [Enter another Gentleman]
+
+ What is the matter?
+
+Gentleman Save yourself, my lord:
+ The ocean, overpeering of his list,
+ Eats not the flats with more impetuous haste
+ Than young Laertes, in a riotous head,
+ O'erbears your officers. The rabble call him lord;
+ And, as the world were now but to begin,
+ Antiquity forgot, custom not known,
+ The ratifiers and props of every word,
+ They cry 'Choose we: Laertes shall be king:'
+ Caps, hands, and tongues, applaud it to the clouds:
+ 'Laertes shall be king, Laertes king!'
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE How cheerfully on the false trail they cry!
+ O, this is counter, you false Danish dogs!
+
+KING CLAUDIUS The doors are broke.
+
+ [Noise within]
+
+ [Enter LAERTES, armed; Danes following]
+
+LAERTES Where is this king? Sirs, stand you all without.
+
+Danes No, let's come in.
+
+LAERTES I pray you, give me leave.
+
+Danes We will, we will.
+
+ [They retire without the door]
+
+LAERTES I thank you: keep the door. O thou vile king,
+ Give me my father!
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Calmly, good Laertes.
+
+LAERTES That drop of blood that's calm proclaims me bastard,
+ Cries cuckold to my father, brands the harlot
+ Even here, between the chaste unsmirched brow
+ Of my true mother.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS What is the cause, Laertes,
+ That thy rebellion looks so giant-like?
+ Let him go, Gertrude; do not fear our person:
+ There's such divinity doth hedge a king,
+ That treason can but peep to what it would,
+ Acts little of his will. Tell me, Laertes,
+ Why thou art thus incensed. Let him go, Gertrude.
+ Speak, man.
+
+LAERTES Where is my father?
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Dead.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE But not by him.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Let him demand his fill.
+
+LAERTES How came he dead? I'll not be juggled with:
+ To hell, allegiance! vows, to the blackest devil!
+ Conscience and grace, to the profoundest pit!
+ I dare damnation. To this point I stand,
+ That both the worlds I give to negligence,
+ Let come what comes; only I'll be revenged
+ Most thoroughly for my father.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Who shall stay you?
+
+LAERTES My will, not all the world:
+ And for my means, I'll husband them so well,
+ They shall go far with little.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Good Laertes,
+ If you desire to know the certainty
+ Of your dear father's death, is't writ in your revenge,
+ That, swoopstake, you will draw both friend and foe,
+ Winner and loser?
+
+LAERTES None but his enemies.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Will you know them then?
+
+LAERTES To his good friends thus wide I'll ope my arms;
+ And like the kind life-rendering pelican,
+ Repast them with my blood.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Why, now you speak
+ Like a good child and a true gentleman.
+ That I am guiltless of your father's death,
+ And am most sensible in grief for it,
+ It shall as level to your judgment pierce
+ As day does to your eye.
+
+Danes [Within] Let her come in.
+
+LAERTES How now! what noise is that?
+
+ [Re-enter OPHELIA]
+
+ O heat, dry up my brains! tears seven times salt,
+ Burn out the sense and virtue of mine eye!
+ By heaven, thy madness shall be paid by weight,
+ Till our scale turn the beam. O rose of May!
+ Dear maid, kind sister, sweet Ophelia!
+ O heavens! is't possible, a young maid's wits
+ Should be as moral as an old man's life?
+ Nature is fine in love, and where 'tis fine,
+ It sends some precious instance of itself
+ After the thing it loves.
+
+OPHELIA [Sings]
+
+ They bore him barefaced on the bier;
+ Hey non nonny, nonny, hey nonny;
+ And in his grave rain'd many a tear:--
+ Fare you well, my dove!
+
+LAERTES Hadst thou thy wits, and didst persuade revenge,
+ It could not move thus.
+
+OPHELIA [Sings]
+
+ You must sing a-down a-down,
+ An you call him a-down-a.
+ O, how the wheel becomes it! It is the false
+ steward, that stole his master's daughter.
+
+LAERTES This nothing's more than matter.
+
+OPHELIA There's rosemary, that's for remembrance; pray,
+ love, remember: and there is pansies. that's for thoughts.
+
+LAERTES A document in madness, thoughts and remembrance fitted.
+
+OPHELIA There's fennel for you, and columbines: there's rue
+ for you; and here's some for me: we may call it
+ herb-grace o' Sundays: O you must wear your rue with
+ a difference. There's a daisy: I would give you
+ some violets, but they withered all when my father
+ died: they say he made a good end,--
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ For bonny sweet Robin is all my joy.
+
+LAERTES Thought and affliction, passion, hell itself,
+ She turns to favour and to prettiness.
+
+OPHELIA [Sings]
+
+ And will he not come again?
+ And will he not come again?
+ No, no, he is dead:
+ Go to thy death-bed:
+ He never will come again.
+
+ His beard was as white as snow,
+ All flaxen was his poll:
+ He is gone, he is gone,
+ And we cast away moan:
+ God ha' mercy on his soul!
+
+ And of all Christian souls, I pray God. God be wi' ye.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LAERTES Do you see this, O God?
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Laertes, I must commune with your grief,
+ Or you deny me right. Go but apart,
+ Make choice of whom your wisest friends you will.
+ And they shall hear and judge 'twixt you and me:
+ If by direct or by collateral hand
+ They find us touch'd, we will our kingdom give,
+ Our crown, our life, and all that we can ours,
+ To you in satisfaction; but if not,
+ Be you content to lend your patience to us,
+ And we shall jointly labour with your soul
+ To give it due content.
+
+LAERTES Let this be so;
+ His means of death, his obscure funeral--
+ No trophy, sword, nor hatchment o'er his bones,
+ No noble rite nor formal ostentation--
+ Cry to be heard, as 'twere from heaven to earth,
+ That I must call't in question.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS So you shall;
+ And where the offence is let the great axe fall.
+ I pray you, go with me.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Another room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter HORATIO and a Servant]
+
+HORATIO What are they that would speak with me?
+
+Servant Sailors, sir: they say they have letters for you.
+
+HORATIO Let them come in.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+ I do not know from what part of the world
+ I should be greeted, if not from Lord Hamlet.
+
+ [Enter Sailors]
+
+First Sailor God bless you, sir.
+
+HORATIO Let him bless thee too.
+
+First Sailor He shall, sir, an't please him. There's a letter for
+ you, sir; it comes from the ambassador that was
+ bound for England; if your name be Horatio, as I am
+ let to know it is.
+
+HORATIO [Reads] 'Horatio, when thou shalt have overlooked
+ this, give these fellows some means to the king:
+ they have letters for him. Ere we were two days old
+ at sea, a pirate of very warlike appointment gave us
+ chase. Finding ourselves too slow of sail, we put on
+ a compelled valour, and in the grapple I boarded
+ them: on the instant they got clear of our ship; so
+ I alone became their prisoner. They have dealt with
+ me like thieves of mercy: but they knew what they
+ did; I am to do a good turn for them. Let the king
+ have the letters I have sent; and repair thou to me
+ with as much speed as thou wouldst fly death. I
+ have words to speak in thine ear will make thee
+ dumb; yet are they much too light for the bore of
+ the matter. These good fellows will bring thee
+ where I am. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern hold their
+ course for England: of them I have much to tell
+ thee. Farewell.
+ 'He that thou knowest thine, HAMLET.'
+ Come, I will make you way for these your letters;
+ And do't the speedier, that you may direct me
+ To him from whom you brought them.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE VII Another room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter KING CLAUDIUS and LAERTES]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Now must your conscience my acquaintance seal,
+ And you must put me in your heart for friend,
+ Sith you have heard, and with a knowing ear,
+ That he which hath your noble father slain
+ Pursued my life.
+
+LAERTES It well appears: but tell me
+ Why you proceeded not against these feats,
+ So crimeful and so capital in nature,
+ As by your safety, wisdom, all things else,
+ You mainly were stirr'd up.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS O, for two special reasons;
+ Which may to you, perhaps, seem much unsinew'd,
+ But yet to me they are strong. The queen his mother
+ Lives almost by his looks; and for myself--
+ My virtue or my plague, be it either which--
+ She's so conjunctive to my life and soul,
+ That, as the star moves not but in his sphere,
+ I could not but by her. The other motive,
+ Why to a public count I might not go,
+ Is the great love the general gender bear him;
+ Who, dipping all his faults in their affection,
+ Would, like the spring that turneth wood to stone,
+ Convert his gyves to graces; so that my arrows,
+ Too slightly timber'd for so loud a wind,
+ Would have reverted to my bow again,
+ And not where I had aim'd them.
+
+LAERTES And so have I a noble father lost;
+ A sister driven into desperate terms,
+ Whose worth, if praises may go back again,
+ Stood challenger on mount of all the age
+ For her perfections: but my revenge will come.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Break not your sleeps for that: you must not think
+ That we are made of stuff so flat and dull
+ That we can let our beard be shook with danger
+ And think it pastime. You shortly shall hear more:
+ I loved your father, and we love ourself;
+ And that, I hope, will teach you to imagine--
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ How now! what news?
+
+Messenger Letters, my lord, from Hamlet:
+ This to your majesty; this to the queen.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS From Hamlet! who brought them?
+
+Messenger Sailors, my lord, they say; I saw them not:
+ They were given me by Claudio; he received them
+ Of him that brought them.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Laertes, you shall hear them. Leave us.
+
+ [Exit Messenger]
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'High and mighty, You shall know I am set naked on
+ your kingdom. To-morrow shall I beg leave to see
+ your kingly eyes: when I shall, first asking your
+ pardon thereunto, recount the occasion of my sudden
+ and more strange return. 'HAMLET.'
+ What should this mean? Are all the rest come back?
+ Or is it some abuse, and no such thing?
+
+LAERTES Know you the hand?
+
+KING CLAUDIUS 'Tis Hamlets character. 'Naked!
+ And in a postscript here, he says 'alone.'
+ Can you advise me?
+
+LAERTES I'm lost in it, my lord. But let him come;
+ It warms the very sickness in my heart,
+ That I shall live and tell him to his teeth,
+ 'Thus didest thou.'
+
+KING CLAUDIUS If it be so, Laertes--
+ As how should it be so? how otherwise?--
+ Will you be ruled by me?
+
+LAERTES Ay, my lord;
+ So you will not o'errule me to a peace.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS To thine own peace. If he be now return'd,
+ As checking at his voyage, and that he means
+ No more to undertake it, I will work him
+ To an exploit, now ripe in my device,
+ Under the which he shall not choose but fall:
+ And for his death no wind of blame shall breathe,
+ But even his mother shall uncharge the practise
+ And call it accident.
+
+LAERTES My lord, I will be ruled;
+ The rather, if you could devise it so
+ That I might be the organ.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS It falls right.
+ You have been talk'd of since your travel much,
+ And that in Hamlet's hearing, for a quality
+ Wherein, they say, you shine: your sum of parts
+ Did not together pluck such envy from him
+ As did that one, and that, in my regard,
+ Of the unworthiest siege.
+
+LAERTES What part is that, my lord?
+
+KING CLAUDIUS A very riband in the cap of youth,
+ Yet needful too; for youth no less becomes
+ The light and careless livery that it wears
+ Than settled age his sables and his weeds,
+ Importing health and graveness. Two months since,
+ Here was a gentleman of Normandy:--
+ I've seen myself, and served against, the French,
+ And they can well on horseback: but this gallant
+ Had witchcraft in't; he grew unto his seat;
+ And to such wondrous doing brought his horse,
+ As he had been incorpsed and demi-natured
+ With the brave beast: so far he topp'd my thought,
+ That I, in forgery of shapes and tricks,
+ Come short of what he did.
+
+LAERTES A Norman was't?
+
+KING CLAUDIUS A Norman.
+
+LAERTES Upon my life, Lamond.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS The very same.
+
+LAERTES I know him well: he is the brooch indeed
+ And gem of all the nation.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS He made confession of you,
+ And gave you such a masterly report
+ For art and exercise in your defence
+ And for your rapier most especially,
+ That he cried out, 'twould be a sight indeed,
+ If one could match you: the scrimers of their nation,
+ He swore, had had neither motion, guard, nor eye,
+ If you opposed them. Sir, this report of his
+ Did Hamlet so envenom with his envy
+ That he could nothing do but wish and beg
+ Your sudden coming o'er, to play with him.
+ Now, out of this,--
+
+LAERTES What out of this, my lord?
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Laertes, was your father dear to you?
+ Or are you like the painting of a sorrow,
+ A face without a heart?
+
+LAERTES Why ask you this?
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Not that I think you did not love your father;
+ But that I know love is begun by time;
+ And that I see, in passages of proof,
+ Time qualifies the spark and fire of it.
+ There lives within the very flame of love
+ A kind of wick or snuff that will abate it;
+ And nothing is at a like goodness still;
+ For goodness, growing to a plurisy,
+ Dies in his own too much: that we would do
+ We should do when we would; for this 'would' changes
+ And hath abatements and delays as many
+ As there are tongues, are hands, are accidents;
+ And then this 'should' is like a spendthrift sigh,
+ That hurts by easing. But, to the quick o' the ulcer:--
+ Hamlet comes back: what would you undertake,
+ To show yourself your father's son in deed
+ More than in words?
+
+LAERTES To cut his throat i' the church.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS No place, indeed, should murder sanctuarize;
+ Revenge should have no bounds. But, good Laertes,
+ Will you do this, keep close within your chamber.
+ Hamlet return'd shall know you are come home:
+ We'll put on those shall praise your excellence
+ And set a double varnish on the fame
+ The Frenchman gave you, bring you in fine together
+ And wager on your heads: he, being remiss,
+ Most generous and free from all contriving,
+ Will not peruse the foils; so that, with ease,
+ Or with a little shuffling, you may choose
+ A sword unbated, and in a pass of practise
+ Requite him for your father.
+
+LAERTES I will do't:
+ And, for that purpose, I'll anoint my sword.
+ I bought an unction of a mountebank,
+ So mortal that, but dip a knife in it,
+ Where it draws blood no cataplasm so rare,
+ Collected from all simples that have virtue
+ Under the moon, can save the thing from death
+ That is but scratch'd withal: I'll touch my point
+ With this contagion, that, if I gall him slightly,
+ It may be death.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Let's further think of this;
+ Weigh what convenience both of time and means
+ May fit us to our shape: if this should fail,
+ And that our drift look through our bad performance,
+ 'Twere better not assay'd: therefore this project
+ Should have a back or second, that might hold,
+ If this should blast in proof. Soft! let me see:
+ We'll make a solemn wager on your cunnings: I ha't.
+ When in your motion you are hot and dry--
+ As make your bouts more violent to that end--
+ And that he calls for drink, I'll have prepared him
+ A chalice for the nonce, whereon but sipping,
+ If he by chance escape your venom'd stuck,
+ Our purpose may hold there.
+
+ [Enter QUEEN GERTRUDE]
+
+ How now, sweet queen!
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE One woe doth tread upon another's heel,
+ So fast they follow; your sister's drown'd, Laertes.
+
+LAERTES Drown'd! O, where?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE There is a willow grows aslant a brook,
+ That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream;
+ There with fantastic garlands did she come
+ Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples
+ That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
+ But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them:
+ There, on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds
+ Clambering to hang, an envious sliver broke;
+ When down her weedy trophies and herself
+ Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide;
+ And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up:
+ Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes;
+ As one incapable of her own distress,
+ Or like a creature native and indued
+ Unto that element: but long it could not be
+ Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
+ Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay
+ To muddy death.
+
+LAERTES Alas, then, she is drown'd?
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Drown'd, drown'd.
+
+LAERTES Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia,
+ And therefore I forbid my tears: but yet
+ It is our trick; nature her custom holds,
+ Let shame say what it will: when these are gone,
+ The woman will be out. Adieu, my lord:
+ I have a speech of fire, that fain would blaze,
+ But that this folly douts it.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Let's follow, Gertrude:
+ How much I had to do to calm his rage!
+ Now fear I this will give it start again;
+ Therefore let's follow.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I A churchyard.
+
+
+ [Enter two Clowns, with spades, &c]
+
+First Clown Is she to be buried in Christian burial that
+ wilfully seeks her own salvation?
+
+Second Clown I tell thee she is: and therefore make her grave
+ straight: the crowner hath sat on her, and finds it
+ Christian burial.
+
+First Clown How can that be, unless she drowned herself in her
+ own defence?
+
+Second Clown Why, 'tis found so.
+
+First Clown It must be 'se offendendo;' it cannot be else. For
+ here lies the point: if I drown myself wittingly,
+ it argues an act: and an act hath three branches: it
+ is, to act, to do, to perform: argal, she drowned
+ herself wittingly.
+
+Second Clown Nay, but hear you, goodman delver,--
+
+First Clown Give me leave. Here lies the water; good: here
+ stands the man; good; if the man go to this water,
+ and drown himself, it is, will he, nill he, he
+ goes,--mark you that; but if the water come to him
+ and drown him, he drowns not himself: argal, he
+ that is not guilty of his own death shortens not his own life.
+
+Second Clown But is this law?
+
+First Clown Ay, marry, is't; crowner's quest law.
+
+Second Clown Will you ha' the truth on't? If this had not been
+ a gentlewoman, she should have been buried out o'
+ Christian burial.
+
+First Clown Why, there thou say'st: and the more pity that
+ great folk should have countenance in this world to
+ drown or hang themselves, more than their even
+ Christian. Come, my spade. There is no ancient
+ gentleman but gardeners, ditchers, and grave-makers:
+ they hold up Adam's profession.
+
+Second Clown Was he a gentleman?
+
+First Clown He was the first that ever bore arms.
+
+Second Clown Why, he had none.
+
+First Clown What, art a heathen? How dost thou understand the
+ Scripture? The Scripture says 'Adam digged:'
+ could he dig without arms? I'll put another
+ question to thee: if thou answerest me not to the
+ purpose, confess thyself--
+
+Second Clown Go to.
+
+First Clown What is he that builds stronger than either the
+ mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter?
+
+Second Clown The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a
+ thousand tenants.
+
+First Clown I like thy wit well, in good faith: the gallows
+ does well; but how does it well? it does well to
+ those that do in: now thou dost ill to say the
+ gallows is built stronger than the church: argal,
+ the gallows may do well to thee. To't again, come.
+
+Second Clown 'Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, or
+ a carpenter?'
+
+First Clown Ay, tell me that, and unyoke.
+
+Second Clown Marry, now I can tell.
+
+First Clown To't.
+
+Second Clown Mass, I cannot tell.
+
+ [Enter HAMLET and HORATIO, at a distance]
+
+First Clown Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull
+ ass will not mend his pace with beating; and, when
+ you are asked this question next, say 'a
+ grave-maker: 'the houses that he makes last till
+ doomsday. Go, get thee to Yaughan: fetch me a
+ stoup of liquor.
+
+ [Exit Second Clown]
+
+ [He digs and sings]
+
+ In youth, when I did love, did love,
+ Methought it was very sweet,
+ To contract, O, the time, for, ah, my behove,
+ O, methought, there was nothing meet.
+
+HAMLET Has this fellow no feeling of his business, that he
+ sings at grave-making?
+
+HORATIO Custom hath made it in him a property of easiness.
+
+HAMLET 'Tis e'en so: the hand of little employment hath
+ the daintier sense.
+
+First Clown [Sings]
+
+ But age, with his stealing steps,
+ Hath claw'd me in his clutch,
+ And hath shipped me intil the land,
+ As if I had never been such.
+
+ [Throws up a skull]
+
+HAMLET That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once:
+ how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it were
+ Cain's jaw-bone, that did the first murder! It
+ might be the pate of a politician, which this ass
+ now o'er-reaches; one that would circumvent God,
+ might it not?
+
+HORATIO It might, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Or of a courtier; which could say 'Good morrow,
+ sweet lord! How dost thou, good lord?' This might
+ be my lord such-a-one, that praised my lord
+ such-a-one's horse, when he meant to beg it; might it not?
+
+HORATIO Ay, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Why, e'en so: and now my Lady Worm's; chapless, and
+ knocked about the mazzard with a sexton's spade:
+ here's fine revolution, an we had the trick to
+ see't. Did these bones cost no more the breeding,
+ but to play at loggats with 'em? mine ache to think on't.
+
+First Clown: [Sings]
+
+ A pick-axe, and a spade, a spade,
+ For and a shrouding sheet:
+ O, a pit of clay for to be made
+ For such a guest is meet.
+
+ [Throws up another skull]
+
+HAMLET There's another: why may not that be the skull of a
+ lawyer? Where be his quiddities now, his quillets,
+ his cases, his tenures, and his tricks? why does he
+ suffer this rude knave now to knock him about the
+ sconce with a dirty shovel, and will not tell him of
+ his action of battery? Hum! This fellow might be
+ in's time a great buyer of land, with his statutes,
+ his recognizances, his fines, his double vouchers,
+ his recoveries: is this the fine of his fines, and
+ the recovery of his recoveries, to have his fine
+ pate full of fine dirt? will his vouchers vouch him
+ no more of his purchases, and double ones too, than
+ the length and breadth of a pair of indentures? The
+ very conveyances of his lands will hardly lie in
+ this box; and must the inheritor himself have no more, ha?
+
+HORATIO Not a jot more, my lord.
+
+HAMLET Is not parchment made of sheepskins?
+
+HORATIO Ay, my lord, and of calf-skins too.
+
+HAMLET They are sheep and calves which seek out assurance
+ in that. I will speak to this fellow. Whose
+ grave's this, sirrah?
+
+First Clown Mine, sir.
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ O, a pit of clay for to be made
+ For such a guest is meet.
+
+HAMLET I think it be thine, indeed; for thou liest in't.
+
+First Clown You lie out on't, sir, and therefore it is not
+ yours: for my part, I do not lie in't, and yet it is mine.
+
+HAMLET 'Thou dost lie in't, to be in't and say it is thine:
+ 'tis for the dead, not for the quick; therefore thou liest.
+
+First Clown 'Tis a quick lie, sir; 'twill away gain, from me to
+ you.
+
+HAMLET What man dost thou dig it for?
+
+First Clown For no man, sir.
+
+HAMLET What woman, then?
+
+First Clown For none, neither.
+
+HAMLET Who is to be buried in't?
+
+First Clown One that was a woman, sir; but, rest her soul, she's dead.
+
+HAMLET How absolute the knave is! we must speak by the
+ card, or equivocation will undo us. By the Lord,
+ Horatio, these three years I have taken a note of
+ it; the age is grown so picked that the toe of the
+ peasant comes so near the heel of the courtier, he
+ gaffs his kibe. How long hast thou been a
+ grave-maker?
+
+First Clown Of all the days i' the year, I came to't that day
+ that our last king Hamlet overcame Fortinbras.
+
+HAMLET How long is that since?
+
+First Clown Cannot you tell that? every fool can tell that: it
+ was the very day that young Hamlet was born; he that
+ is mad, and sent into England.
+
+HAMLET Ay, marry, why was he sent into England?
+
+First Clown Why, because he was mad: he shall recover his wits
+ there; or, if he do not, it's no great matter there.
+
+HAMLET Why?
+
+First Clown 'Twill, a not be seen in him there; there the men
+ are as mad as he.
+
+HAMLET How came he mad?
+
+First Clown Very strangely, they say.
+
+HAMLET How strangely?
+
+First Clown Faith, e'en with losing his wits.
+
+HAMLET Upon what ground?
+
+First Clown Why, here in Denmark: I have been sexton here, man
+ and boy, thirty years.
+
+HAMLET How long will a man lie i' the earth ere he rot?
+
+First Clown I' faith, if he be not rotten before he die--as we
+ have many pocky corses now-a-days, that will scarce
+ hold the laying in--he will last you some eight year
+ or nine year: a tanner will last you nine year.
+
+HAMLET Why he more than another?
+
+First Clown Why, sir, his hide is so tanned with his trade, that
+ he will keep out water a great while; and your water
+ is a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body.
+ Here's a skull now; this skull has lain in the earth
+ three and twenty years.
+
+HAMLET Whose was it?
+
+First Clown A whoreson mad fellow's it was: whose do you think it was?
+
+HAMLET Nay, I know not.
+
+First Clown A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! a' poured a
+ flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull,
+ sir, was Yorick's skull, the king's jester.
+
+HAMLET This?
+
+First Clown E'en that.
+
+HAMLET Let me see.
+
+ [Takes the skull]
+
+ Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
+ of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
+ borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
+ abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
+ it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
+ not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
+ gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
+ that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
+ now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
+ Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
+ her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
+ come; make her laugh at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell
+ me one thing.
+
+HORATIO What's that, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Dost thou think Alexander looked o' this fashion i'
+ the earth?
+
+HORATIO E'en so.
+
+HAMLET And smelt so? pah!
+
+ [Puts down the skull]
+
+HORATIO E'en so, my lord.
+
+HAMLET To what base uses we may return, Horatio! Why may
+ not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander,
+ till he find it stopping a bung-hole?
+
+HORATIO 'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so.
+
+HAMLET No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither with
+ modesty enough, and likelihood to lead it: as
+ thus: Alexander died, Alexander was buried,
+ Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is earth; of
+ earth we make loam; and why of that loam, whereto he
+ was converted, might they not stop a beer-barrel?
+ Imperious Caesar, dead and turn'd to clay,
+ Might stop a hole to keep the wind away:
+ O, that that earth, which kept the world in awe,
+ Should patch a wall to expel the winter flaw!
+ But soft! but soft! aside: here comes the king.
+
+ [Enter Priest, &c. in procession; the Corpse of
+ OPHELIA, LAERTES and Mourners following; KING
+ CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, their trains, &c]
+
+ The queen, the courtiers: who is this they follow?
+ And with such maimed rites? This doth betoken
+ The corse they follow did with desperate hand
+ Fordo its own life: 'twas of some estate.
+ Couch we awhile, and mark.
+
+ [Retiring with HORATIO]
+
+LAERTES What ceremony else?
+
+HAMLET That is Laertes,
+ A very noble youth: mark.
+
+LAERTES What ceremony else?
+
+First Priest Her obsequies have been as far enlarged
+ As we have warrantise: her death was doubtful;
+ And, but that great command o'ersways the order,
+ She should in ground unsanctified have lodged
+ Till the last trumpet: for charitable prayers,
+ Shards, flints and pebbles should be thrown on her;
+ Yet here she is allow'd her virgin crants,
+ Her maiden strewments and the bringing home
+ Of bell and burial.
+
+LAERTES Must there no more be done?
+
+First Priest No more be done:
+ We should profane the service of the dead
+ To sing a requiem and such rest to her
+ As to peace-parted souls.
+
+LAERTES Lay her i' the earth:
+ And from her fair and unpolluted flesh
+ May violets spring! I tell thee, churlish priest,
+ A ministering angel shall my sister be,
+ When thou liest howling.
+
+HAMLET What, the fair Ophelia!
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Sweets to the sweet: farewell!
+
+ [Scattering flowers]
+
+ I hoped thou shouldst have been my Hamlet's wife;
+ I thought thy bride-bed to have deck'd, sweet maid,
+ And not have strew'd thy grave.
+
+LAERTES O, treble woe
+ Fall ten times treble on that cursed head,
+ Whose wicked deed thy most ingenious sense
+ Deprived thee of! Hold off the earth awhile,
+ Till I have caught her once more in mine arms:
+
+ [Leaps into the grave]
+
+ Now pile your dust upon the quick and dead,
+ Till of this flat a mountain you have made,
+ To o'ertop old Pelion, or the skyish head
+ Of blue Olympus.
+
+HAMLET [Advancing] What is he whose grief
+ Bears such an emphasis? whose phrase of sorrow
+ Conjures the wandering stars, and makes them stand
+ Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I,
+ Hamlet the Dane.
+
+ [Leaps into the grave]
+
+LAERTES The devil take thy soul!
+
+ [Grappling with him]
+
+HAMLET Thou pray'st not well.
+ I prithee, take thy fingers from my throat;
+ For, though I am not splenitive and rash,
+ Yet have I something in me dangerous,
+ Which let thy wiseness fear: hold off thy hand.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Pluck them asunder.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Hamlet, Hamlet!
+
+All Gentlemen,--
+
+HORATIO Good my lord, be quiet.
+
+ [The Attendants part them, and they come out of the grave]
+
+HAMLET Why I will fight with him upon this theme
+ Until my eyelids will no longer wag.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE O my son, what theme?
+
+HAMLET I loved Ophelia: forty thousand brothers
+ Could not, with all their quantity of love,
+ Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her?
+
+KING CLAUDIUS O, he is mad, Laertes.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE For love of God, forbear him.
+
+HAMLET 'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do:
+ Woo't weep? woo't fight? woo't fast? woo't tear thyself?
+ Woo't drink up eisel? eat a crocodile?
+ I'll do't. Dost thou come here to whine?
+ To outface me with leaping in her grave?
+ Be buried quick with her, and so will I:
+ And, if thou prate of mountains, let them throw
+ Millions of acres on us, till our ground,
+ Singeing his pate against the burning zone,
+ Make Ossa like a wart! Nay, an thou'lt mouth,
+ I'll rant as well as thou.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE This is mere madness:
+ And thus awhile the fit will work on him;
+ Anon, as patient as the female dove,
+ When that her golden couplets are disclosed,
+ His silence will sit drooping.
+
+HAMLET Hear you, sir;
+ What is the reason that you use me thus?
+ I loved you ever: but it is no matter;
+ Let Hercules himself do what he may,
+ The cat will mew and dog will have his day.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS I pray you, good Horatio, wait upon him.
+
+ [Exit HORATIO]
+
+ [To LAERTES]
+
+ Strengthen your patience in our last night's speech;
+ We'll put the matter to the present push.
+ Good Gertrude, set some watch over your son.
+ This grave shall have a living monument:
+ An hour of quiet shortly shall we see;
+ Till then, in patience our proceeding be.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+ HAMLET
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II A hall in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter HAMLET and HORATIO]
+
+HAMLET So much for this, sir: now shall you see the other;
+ You do remember all the circumstance?
+
+HORATIO Remember it, my lord?
+
+HAMLET Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting,
+ That would not let me sleep: methought I lay
+ Worse than the mutines in the bilboes. Rashly,
+ And praised be rashness for it, let us know,
+ Our indiscretion sometimes serves us well,
+ When our deep plots do pall: and that should teach us
+ There's a divinity that shapes our ends,
+ Rough-hew them how we will,--
+
+HORATIO That is most certain.
+
+HAMLET Up from my cabin,
+ My sea-gown scarf'd about me, in the dark
+ Groped I to find out them; had my desire.
+ Finger'd their packet, and in fine withdrew
+ To mine own room again; making so bold,
+ My fears forgetting manners, to unseal
+ Their grand commission; where I found, Horatio,--
+ O royal knavery!--an exact command,
+ Larded with many several sorts of reasons
+ Importing Denmark's health and England's too,
+ With, ho! such bugs and goblins in my life,
+ That, on the supervise, no leisure bated,
+ No, not to stay the grinding of the axe,
+ My head should be struck off.
+
+HORATIO Is't possible?
+
+HAMLET Here's the commission: read it at more leisure.
+ But wilt thou hear me how I did proceed?
+
+HORATIO I beseech you.
+
+HAMLET Being thus be-netted round with villanies,--
+ Ere I could make a prologue to my brains,
+ They had begun the play--I sat me down,
+ Devised a new commission, wrote it fair:
+ I once did hold it, as our statists do,
+ A baseness to write fair and labour'd much
+ How to forget that learning, but, sir, now
+ It did me yeoman's service: wilt thou know
+ The effect of what I wrote?
+
+HORATIO Ay, good my lord.
+
+HAMLET An earnest conjuration from the king,
+ As England was his faithful tributary,
+ As love between them like the palm might flourish,
+ As peace should stiff her wheaten garland wear
+ And stand a comma 'tween their amities,
+ And many such-like 'As'es of great charge,
+ That, on the view and knowing of these contents,
+ Without debatement further, more or less,
+ He should the bearers put to sudden death,
+ Not shriving-time allow'd.
+
+HORATIO How was this seal'd?
+
+HAMLET Why, even in that was heaven ordinant.
+ I had my father's signet in my purse,
+ Which was the model of that Danish seal;
+ Folded the writ up in form of the other,
+ Subscribed it, gave't the impression, placed it safely,
+ The changeling never known. Now, the next day
+ Was our sea-fight; and what to this was sequent
+ Thou know'st already.
+
+HORATIO So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to't.
+
+HAMLET Why, man, they did make love to this employment;
+ They are not near my conscience; their defeat
+ Does by their own insinuation grow:
+ 'Tis dangerous when the baser nature comes
+ Between the pass and fell incensed points
+ Of mighty opposites.
+
+HORATIO Why, what a king is this!
+
+HAMLET Does it not, think'st thee, stand me now upon--
+ He that hath kill'd my king and whored my mother,
+ Popp'd in between the election and my hopes,
+ Thrown out his angle for my proper life,
+ And with such cozenage--is't not perfect conscience,
+ To quit him with this arm? and is't not to be damn'd,
+ To let this canker of our nature come
+ In further evil?
+
+HORATIO It must be shortly known to him from England
+ What is the issue of the business there.
+
+HAMLET It will be short: the interim is mine;
+ And a man's life's no more than to say 'One.'
+ But I am very sorry, good Horatio,
+ That to Laertes I forgot myself;
+ For, by the image of my cause, I see
+ The portraiture of his: I'll court his favours.
+ But, sure, the bravery of his grief did put me
+ Into a towering passion.
+
+HORATIO Peace! who comes here?
+
+ [Enter OSRIC]
+
+OSRIC Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark.
+
+HAMLET I humbly thank you, sir. Dost know this water-fly?
+
+HORATIO No, my good lord.
+
+HAMLET Thy state is the more gracious; for 'tis a vice to
+ know him. He hath much land, and fertile: let a
+ beast be lord of beasts, and his crib shall stand at
+ the king's mess: 'tis a chough; but, as I say,
+ spacious in the possession of dirt.
+
+OSRIC Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, I
+ should impart a thing to you from his majesty.
+
+HAMLET I will receive it, sir, with all diligence of
+ spirit. Put your bonnet to his right use; 'tis for the head.
+
+OSRIC I thank your lordship, it is very hot.
+
+HAMLET No, believe me, 'tis very cold; the wind is
+ northerly.
+
+OSRIC It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed.
+
+HAMLET But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot for my
+ complexion.
+
+OSRIC Exceedingly, my lord; it is very sultry,--as
+ 'twere,--I cannot tell how. But, my lord, his
+ majesty bade me signify to you that he has laid a
+ great wager on your head: sir, this is the matter,--
+
+HAMLET I beseech you, remember--
+
+ [HAMLET moves him to put on his hat]
+
+OSRIC Nay, good my lord; for mine ease, in good faith.
+ Sir, here is newly come to court Laertes; believe
+ me, an absolute gentleman, full of most excellent
+ differences, of very soft society and great showing:
+ indeed, to speak feelingly of him, he is the card or
+ calendar of gentry, for you shall find in him the
+ continent of what part a gentleman would see.
+
+HAMLET Sir, his definement suffers no perdition in you;
+ though, I know, to divide him inventorially would
+ dizzy the arithmetic of memory, and yet but yaw
+ neither, in respect of his quick sail. But, in the
+ verity of extolment, I take him to be a soul of
+ great article; and his infusion of such dearth and
+ rareness, as, to make true diction of him, his
+ semblable is his mirror; and who else would trace
+ him, his umbrage, nothing more.
+
+OSRIC Your lordship speaks most infallibly of him.
+
+HAMLET The concernancy, sir? why do we wrap the gentleman
+ in our more rawer breath?
+
+OSRIC Sir?
+
+HORATIO Is't not possible to understand in another tongue?
+ You will do't, sir, really.
+
+HAMLET What imports the nomination of this gentleman?
+
+OSRIC Of Laertes?
+
+HORATIO His purse is empty already; all's golden words are spent.
+
+HAMLET Of him, sir.
+
+OSRIC I know you are not ignorant--
+
+HAMLET I would you did, sir; yet, in faith, if you did,
+ it would not much approve me. Well, sir?
+
+OSRIC You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is--
+
+HAMLET I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with
+ him in excellence; but, to know a man well, were to
+ know himself.
+
+OSRIC I mean, sir, for his weapon; but in the imputation
+ laid on him by them, in his meed he's unfellowed.
+
+HAMLET What's his weapon?
+
+OSRIC Rapier and dagger.
+
+HAMLET That's two of his weapons: but, well.
+
+OSRIC The king, sir, hath wagered with him six Barbary
+ horses: against the which he has imponed, as I take
+ it, six French rapiers and poniards, with their
+ assigns, as girdle, hangers, and so: three of the
+ carriages, in faith, are very dear to fancy, very
+ responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages,
+ and of very liberal conceit.
+
+HAMLET What call you the carriages?
+
+HORATIO I knew you must be edified by the margent ere you had done.
+
+OSRIC The carriages, sir, are the hangers.
+
+HAMLET The phrase would be more german to the matter, if we
+ could carry cannon by our sides: I would it might
+ be hangers till then. But, on: six Barbary horses
+ against six French swords, their assigns, and three
+ liberal-conceited carriages; that's the French bet
+ against the Danish. Why is this 'imponed,' as you call it?
+
+OSRIC The king, sir, hath laid, that in a dozen passes
+ between yourself and him, he shall not exceed you
+ three hits: he hath laid on twelve for nine; and it
+ would come to immediate trial, if your lordship
+ would vouchsafe the answer.
+
+HAMLET How if I answer 'no'?
+
+OSRIC I mean, my lord, the opposition of your person in trial.
+
+HAMLET Sir, I will walk here in the hall: if it please his
+ majesty, 'tis the breathing time of day with me; let
+ the foils be brought, the gentleman willing, and the
+ king hold his purpose, I will win for him an I can;
+ if not, I will gain nothing but my shame and the odd hits.
+
+OSRIC Shall I re-deliver you e'en so?
+
+HAMLET To this effect, sir; after what flourish your nature will.
+
+OSRIC I commend my duty to your lordship.
+
+HAMLET Yours, yours.
+
+ [Exit OSRIC]
+
+ He does well to commend it himself; there are no
+ tongues else for's turn.
+
+HORATIO This lapwing runs away with the shell on his head.
+
+HAMLET He did comply with his dug, before he sucked it.
+ Thus has he--and many more of the same bevy that I
+ know the dressy age dotes on--only got the tune of
+ the time and outward habit of encounter; a kind of
+ yesty collection, which carries them through and
+ through the most fond and winnowed opinions; and do
+ but blow them to their trial, the bubbles are out.
+
+ [Enter a Lord]
+
+Lord My lord, his majesty commended him to you by young
+ Osric, who brings back to him that you attend him in
+ the hall: he sends to know if your pleasure hold to
+ play with Laertes, or that you will take longer time.
+
+HAMLET I am constant to my purpose; they follow the king's
+ pleasure: if his fitness speaks, mine is ready; now
+ or whensoever, provided I be so able as now.
+
+Lord The king and queen and all are coming down.
+
+HAMLET In happy time.
+
+Lord The queen desires you to use some gentle
+ entertainment to Laertes before you fall to play.
+
+HAMLET She well instructs me.
+
+ [Exit Lord]
+
+HORATIO You will lose this wager, my lord.
+
+HAMLET I do not think so: since he went into France, I
+ have been in continual practise: I shall win at the
+ odds. But thou wouldst not think how ill all's here
+ about my heart: but it is no matter.
+
+HORATIO Nay, good my lord,--
+
+HAMLET It is but foolery; but it is such a kind of
+ gain-giving, as would perhaps trouble a woman.
+
+HORATIO If your mind dislike any thing, obey it: I will
+ forestall their repair hither, and say you are not
+ fit.
+
+HAMLET Not a whit, we defy augury: there's a special
+ providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now,
+ 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be
+ now; if it be not now, yet it will come: the
+ readiness is all: since no man has aught of what he
+ leaves, what is't to leave betimes?
+
+ [Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, LAERTES,
+ Lords, OSRIC, and Attendants with foils, &c]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Come, Hamlet, come, and take this hand from me.
+
+ [KING CLAUDIUS puts LAERTES' hand into HAMLET's]
+
+HAMLET Give me your pardon, sir: I've done you wrong;
+ But pardon't, as you are a gentleman.
+ This presence knows,
+ And you must needs have heard, how I am punish'd
+ With sore distraction. What I have done,
+ That might your nature, honour and exception
+ Roughly awake, I here proclaim was madness.
+ Was't Hamlet wrong'd Laertes? Never Hamlet:
+ If Hamlet from himself be ta'en away,
+ And when he's not himself does wrong Laertes,
+ Then Hamlet does it not, Hamlet denies it.
+ Who does it, then? His madness: if't be so,
+ Hamlet is of the faction that is wrong'd;
+ His madness is poor Hamlet's enemy.
+ Sir, in this audience,
+ Let my disclaiming from a purposed evil
+ Free me so far in your most generous thoughts,
+ That I have shot mine arrow o'er the house,
+ And hurt my brother.
+
+LAERTES I am satisfied in nature,
+ Whose motive, in this case, should stir me most
+ To my revenge: but in my terms of honour
+ I stand aloof; and will no reconcilement,
+ Till by some elder masters, of known honour,
+ I have a voice and precedent of peace,
+ To keep my name ungored. But till that time,
+ I do receive your offer'd love like love,
+ And will not wrong it.
+
+HAMLET I embrace it freely;
+ And will this brother's wager frankly play.
+ Give us the foils. Come on.
+
+LAERTES Come, one for me.
+
+HAMLET I'll be your foil, Laertes: in mine ignorance
+ Your skill shall, like a star i' the darkest night,
+ Stick fiery off indeed.
+
+LAERTES You mock me, sir.
+
+HAMLET No, by this hand.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Give them the foils, young Osric. Cousin Hamlet,
+ You know the wager?
+
+HAMLET Very well, my lord
+ Your grace hath laid the odds o' the weaker side.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS I do not fear it; I have seen you both:
+ But since he is better'd, we have therefore odds.
+
+LAERTES This is too heavy, let me see another.
+
+HAMLET This likes me well. These foils have all a length?
+
+ [They prepare to play]
+
+OSRIC Ay, my good lord.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Set me the stoops of wine upon that table.
+ If Hamlet give the first or second hit,
+ Or quit in answer of the third exchange,
+ Let all the battlements their ordnance fire:
+ The king shall drink to Hamlet's better breath;
+ And in the cup an union shall he throw,
+ Richer than that which four successive kings
+ In Denmark's crown have worn. Give me the cups;
+ And let the kettle to the trumpet speak,
+ The trumpet to the cannoneer without,
+ The cannons to the heavens, the heavens to earth,
+ 'Now the king dunks to Hamlet.' Come, begin:
+ And you, the judges, bear a wary eye.
+
+HAMLET Come on, sir.
+
+LAERTES Come, my lord.
+
+ [They play]
+
+HAMLET One.
+
+LAERTES No.
+
+HAMLET Judgment.
+
+OSRIC A hit, a very palpable hit.
+
+LAERTES Well; again.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Stay; give me drink. Hamlet, this pearl is thine;
+ Here's to thy health.
+
+ [Trumpets sound, and cannon shot off within]
+
+ Give him the cup.
+
+HAMLET I'll play this bout first; set it by awhile. Come.
+
+ [They play]
+
+ Another hit; what say you?
+
+LAERTES A touch, a touch, I do confess.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Our son shall win.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE He's fat, and scant of breath.
+ Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows;
+ The queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet.
+
+HAMLET Good madam!
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Gertrude, do not drink.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE I will, my lord; I pray you, pardon me.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS [Aside] It is the poison'd cup: it is too late.
+
+HAMLET I dare not drink yet, madam; by and by.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE Come, let me wipe thy face.
+
+LAERTES My lord, I'll hit him now.
+
+KING CLAUDIUS I do not think't.
+
+LAERTES [Aside] And yet 'tis almost 'gainst my conscience.
+
+HAMLET Come, for the third, Laertes: you but dally;
+ I pray you, pass with your best violence;
+ I am afeard you make a wanton of me.
+
+LAERTES Say you so? come on.
+
+ [They play]
+
+OSRIC Nothing, neither way.
+
+LAERTES Have at you now!
+
+ [LAERTES wounds HAMLET; then in scuffling, they
+ change rapiers, and HAMLET wounds LAERTES]
+
+KING CLAUDIUS Part them; they are incensed.
+
+HAMLET Nay, come, again.
+
+ [QUEEN GERTRUDE falls]
+
+OSRIC Look to the queen there, ho!
+
+HORATIO They bleed on both sides. How is it, my lord?
+
+OSRIC How is't, Laertes?
+
+LAERTES Why, as a woodcock to mine own springe, Osric;
+ I am justly kill'd with mine own treachery.
+
+HAMLET How does the queen?
+
+KING CLAUDIUS She swounds to see them bleed.
+
+QUEEN GERTRUDE No, no, the drink, the drink,--O my dear Hamlet,--
+ The drink, the drink! I am poison'd.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+HAMLET O villany! Ho! let the door be lock'd:
+ Treachery! Seek it out.
+
+LAERTES It is here, Hamlet: Hamlet, thou art slain;
+ No medicine in the world can do thee good;
+ In thee there is not half an hour of life;
+ The treacherous instrument is in thy hand,
+ Unbated and envenom'd: the foul practise
+ Hath turn'd itself on me lo, here I lie,
+ Never to rise again: thy mother's poison'd:
+ I can no more: the king, the king's to blame.
+
+HAMLET The point!--envenom'd too!
+ Then, venom, to thy work.
+
+ [Stabs KING CLAUDIUS]
+
+All Treason! treason!
+
+KING CLAUDIUS O, yet defend me, friends; I am but hurt.
+
+HAMLET Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane,
+ Drink off this potion. Is thy union here?
+ Follow my mother.
+
+ [KING CLAUDIUS dies]
+
+LAERTES He is justly served;
+ It is a poison temper'd by himself.
+ Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet:
+ Mine and my father's death come not upon thee,
+ Nor thine on me.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+HAMLET Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee.
+ I am dead, Horatio. Wretched queen, adieu!
+ You that look pale and tremble at this chance,
+ That are but mutes or audience to this act,
+ Had I but time--as this fell sergeant, death,
+ Is strict in his arrest--O, I could tell you--
+ But let it be. Horatio, I am dead;
+ Thou livest; report me and my cause aright
+ To the unsatisfied.
+
+HORATIO Never believe it:
+ I am more an antique Roman than a Dane:
+ Here's yet some liquor left.
+
+HAMLET As thou'rt a man,
+ Give me the cup: let go; by heaven, I'll have't.
+ O good Horatio, what a wounded name,
+ Things standing thus unknown, shall live behind me!
+ If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart
+ Absent thee from felicity awhile,
+ And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain,
+ To tell my story.
+
+ [March afar off, and shot within]
+
+ What warlike noise is this?
+
+OSRIC Young Fortinbras, with conquest come from Poland,
+ To the ambassadors of England gives
+ This warlike volley.
+
+HAMLET O, I die, Horatio;
+ The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit:
+ I cannot live to hear the news from England;
+ But I do prophesy the election lights
+ On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice;
+ So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less,
+ Which have solicited. The rest is silence.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+HORATIO Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince:
+ And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
+ Why does the drum come hither?
+
+ [March within]
+
+ [Enter FORTINBRAS, the English Ambassadors,
+ and others]
+
+PRINCE FORTINBRAS Where is this sight?
+
+HORATIO What is it ye would see?
+ If aught of woe or wonder, cease your search.
+
+PRINCE FORTINBRAS This quarry cries on havoc. O proud death,
+ What feast is toward in thine eternal cell,
+ That thou so many princes at a shot
+ So bloodily hast struck?
+
+First Ambassador The sight is dismal;
+ And our affairs from England come too late:
+ The ears are senseless that should give us hearing,
+ To tell him his commandment is fulfill'd,
+ That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead:
+ Where should we have our thanks?
+
+HORATIO Not from his mouth,
+ Had it the ability of life to thank you:
+ He never gave commandment for their death.
+ But since, so jump upon this bloody question,
+ You from the Polack wars, and you from England,
+ Are here arrived give order that these bodies
+ High on a stage be placed to the view;
+ And let me speak to the yet unknowing world
+ How these things came about: so shall you hear
+ Of carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts,
+ Of accidental judgments, casual slaughters,
+ Of deaths put on by cunning and forced cause,
+ And, in this upshot, purposes mistook
+ Fall'n on the inventors' reads: all this can I
+ Truly deliver.
+
+PRINCE FORTINBRAS Let us haste to hear it,
+ And call the noblest to the audience.
+ For me, with sorrow I embrace my fortune:
+ I have some rights of memory in this kingdom,
+ Which now to claim my vantage doth invite me.
+
+HORATIO Of that I shall have also cause to speak,
+ And from his mouth whose voice will draw on more;
+ But let this same be presently perform'd,
+ Even while men's minds are wild; lest more mischance
+ On plots and errors, happen.
+
+PRINCE FORTINBRAS Let four captains
+ Bear Hamlet, like a soldier, to the stage;
+ For he was likely, had he been put on,
+ To have proved most royally: and, for his passage,
+ The soldiers' music and the rites of war
+ Speak loudly for him.
+ Take up the bodies: such a sight as this
+ Becomes the field, but here shows much amiss.
+ Go, bid the soldiers shoot.
+
+ [A dead march. Exeunt, bearing off the dead
+ bodies; after which a peal of ordnance is shot off]
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+JULIUS CAESAR (CAESAR:)
+
+
+OCTAVIUS CAESAR (OCTAVIUS:) |
+ |
+MARCUS ANTONIUS (ANTONY:) | triumvirs after death of Julius Caesar.
+ |
+M. AEMILIUS |
+LEPIDUS (LEPIDUS:) |
+
+
+CICERO |
+ |
+PUBLIUS | senators.
+ |
+POPILIUS LENA (POPILIUS:) |
+
+
+MARCUS BRUTUS (BRUTUS:) |
+ |
+CASSIUS |
+ |
+CASCA |
+ |
+TREBONIUS |
+ | conspirators against Julius Caesar.
+LIGARIUS |
+ |
+DECIUS BRUTUS |
+ |
+METELLUS CIMBER |
+ |
+CINNA |
+
+
+FLAVIUS |
+ | tribunes.
+MARULLUS |
+
+
+ARTEMIDORUS
+Of Cnidos a teacher of rhetoric. (ARTEMIDORUS:)
+
+A Soothsayer (Soothsayer:)
+
+CINNA a poet. (CINNA THE POET:)
+
+Another Poet (Poet:)
+
+
+LUCILIUS |
+ |
+TITINIUS |
+ |
+MESSALA | friends to Brutus and Cassius.
+ |
+Young CATO (CATO:) |
+ |
+VOLUMNIUS |
+
+
+VARRO |
+ |
+CLITUS |
+ |
+CLAUDIUS |
+ | servants to Brutus.
+STRATO |
+ |
+LUCIUS |
+ |
+DARDANIUS |
+
+
+PINDARUS servant to Cassius.
+
+CALPURNIA wife to Caesar.
+
+PORTIA wife to Brutus.
+
+ Senators, Citizens, Guards, Attendants, &c.
+ (First Citizen:)
+ (Second Citizen:)
+ (Third Citizen:)
+ (Fourth Citizen:)
+ (First Commoner:)
+ (Second Commoner:)
+ (Servant:)
+ (First Soldier:)
+ (Second Soldier:)
+ (Third Soldier:)
+ (Messenger:)
+
+
+SCENE Rome: the neighbourhood of Sardis: the neighbourhood
+ of Philippi.
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rome. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter FLAVIUS, MARULLUS, and certain Commoners]
+
+FLAVIUS Hence! home, you idle creatures get you home:
+ Is this a holiday? what! know you not,
+ Being mechanical, you ought not walk
+ Upon a labouring day without the sign
+ Of your profession? Speak, what trade art thou?
+
+First Commoner Why, sir, a carpenter.
+
+MARULLUS Where is thy leather apron and thy rule?
+ What dost thou with thy best apparel on?
+ You, sir, what trade are you?
+
+Second Commoner Truly, sir, in respect of a fine workman, I am but,
+ as you would say, a cobbler.
+
+MARULLUS But what trade art thou? answer me directly.
+
+Second Commoner A trade, sir, that, I hope, I may use with a safe
+ conscience; which is, indeed, sir, a mender of bad soles.
+
+MARULLUS What trade, thou knave? thou naughty knave, what trade?
+
+Second Commoner Nay, I beseech you, sir, be not out with me: yet,
+ if you be out, sir, I can mend you.
+
+MARULLUS What meanest thou by that? mend me, thou saucy fellow!
+
+Second Commoner Why, sir, cobble you.
+
+FLAVIUS Thou art a cobbler, art thou?
+
+Second Commoner Truly, sir, all that I live by is with the awl: I
+ meddle with no tradesman's matters, nor women's
+ matters, but with awl. I am, indeed, sir, a surgeon
+ to old shoes; when they are in great danger, I
+ recover them. As proper men as ever trod upon
+ neat's leather have gone upon my handiwork.
+
+FLAVIUS But wherefore art not in thy shop today?
+ Why dost thou lead these men about the streets?
+
+Second Commoner Truly, sir, to wear out their shoes, to get myself
+ into more work. But, indeed, sir, we make holiday,
+ to see Caesar and to rejoice in his triumph.
+
+MARULLUS Wherefore rejoice? What conquest brings he home?
+ What tributaries follow him to Rome,
+ To grace in captive bonds his chariot-wheels?
+ You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!
+ O you hard hearts, you cruel men of Rome,
+ Knew you not Pompey? Many a time and oft
+ Have you climb'd up to walls and battlements,
+ To towers and windows, yea, to chimney-tops,
+ Your infants in your arms, and there have sat
+ The livelong day, with patient expectation,
+ To see great Pompey pass the streets of Rome:
+ And when you saw his chariot but appear,
+ Have you not made an universal shout,
+ That Tiber trembled underneath her banks,
+ To hear the replication of your sounds
+ Made in her concave shores?
+ And do you now put on your best attire?
+ And do you now cull out a holiday?
+ And do you now strew flowers in his way
+ That comes in triumph over Pompey's blood? Be gone!
+ Run to your houses, fall upon your knees,
+ Pray to the gods to intermit the plague
+ That needs must light on this ingratitude.
+
+FLAVIUS Go, go, good countrymen, and, for this fault,
+ Assemble all the poor men of your sort;
+ Draw them to Tiber banks, and weep your tears
+ Into the channel, till the lowest stream
+ Do kiss the most exalted shores of all.
+
+ [Exeunt all the Commoners]
+
+ See whether their basest metal be not moved;
+ They vanish tongue-tied in their guiltiness.
+ Go you down that way towards the Capitol;
+ This way will I disrobe the images,
+ If you do find them deck'd with ceremonies.
+
+MARULLUS May we do so?
+ You know it is the feast of Lupercal.
+
+FLAVIUS It is no matter; let no images
+ Be hung with Caesar's trophies. I'll about,
+ And drive away the vulgar from the streets:
+ So do you too, where you perceive them thick.
+ These growing feathers pluck'd from Caesar's wing
+ Will make him fly an ordinary pitch,
+ Who else would soar above the view of men
+ And keep us all in servile fearfulness.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II A public place.
+
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter CAESAR; ANTONY, for the course;
+ CALPURNIA, PORTIA, DECIUS BRUTUS, CICERO, BRUTUS,
+ CASSIUS, and CASCA; a great crowd following, among
+ them a Soothsayer]
+
+CAESAR Calpurnia!
+
+CASCA Peace, ho! Caesar speaks.
+
+CAESAR Calpurnia!
+
+CALPURNIA Here, my lord.
+
+CAESAR Stand you directly in Antonius' way,
+ When he doth run his course. Antonius!
+
+ANTONY Caesar, my lord?
+
+CAESAR Forget not, in your speed, Antonius,
+ To touch Calpurnia; for our elders say,
+ The barren, touched in this holy chase,
+ Shake off their sterile curse.
+
+ANTONY I shall remember:
+ When Caesar says 'do this,' it is perform'd.
+
+CAESAR Set on; and leave no ceremony out.
+
+ [Flourish]
+
+Soothsayer Caesar!
+
+CAESAR Ha! who calls?
+
+CASCA Bid every noise be still: peace yet again!
+
+CAESAR Who is it in the press that calls on me?
+ I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music,
+ Cry 'Caesar!' Speak; Caesar is turn'd to hear.
+
+Soothsayer Beware the ides of March.
+
+CAESAR What man is that?
+
+BRUTUS A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March.
+
+CAESAR Set him before me; let me see his face.
+
+CASSIUS Fellow, come from the throng; look upon Caesar.
+
+CAESAR What say'st thou to me now? speak once again.
+
+Soothsayer Beware the ides of March.
+
+CAESAR He is a dreamer; let us leave him: pass.
+
+ [Sennet. Exeunt all except BRUTUS and CASSIUS]
+
+CASSIUS Will you go see the order of the course?
+
+BRUTUS Not I.
+
+CASSIUS I pray you, do.
+
+BRUTUS I am not gamesome: I do lack some part
+ Of that quick spirit that is in Antony.
+ Let me not hinder, Cassius, your desires;
+ I'll leave you.
+
+CASSIUS Brutus, I do observe you now of late:
+ I have not from your eyes that gentleness
+ And show of love as I was wont to have:
+ You bear too stubborn and too strange a hand
+ Over your friend that loves you.
+
+BRUTUS Cassius,
+ Be not deceived: if I have veil'd my look,
+ I turn the trouble of my countenance
+ Merely upon myself. Vexed I am
+ Of late with passions of some difference,
+ Conceptions only proper to myself,
+ Which give some soil perhaps to my behaviors;
+ But let not therefore my good friends be grieved--
+ Among which number, Cassius, be you one--
+ Nor construe any further my neglect,
+ Than that poor Brutus, with himself at war,
+ Forgets the shows of love to other men.
+
+CASSIUS Then, Brutus, I have much mistook your passion;
+ By means whereof this breast of mine hath buried
+ Thoughts of great value, worthy cogitations.
+ Tell me, good Brutus, can you see your face?
+
+BRUTUS No, Cassius; for the eye sees not itself,
+ But by reflection, by some other things.
+
+CASSIUS 'Tis just:
+ And it is very much lamented, Brutus,
+ That you have no such mirrors as will turn
+ Your hidden worthiness into your eye,
+ That you might see your shadow. I have heard,
+ Where many of the best respect in Rome,
+ Except immortal Caesar, speaking of Brutus
+ And groaning underneath this age's yoke,
+ Have wish'd that noble Brutus had his eyes.
+
+BRUTUS Into what dangers would you lead me, Cassius,
+ That you would have me seek into myself
+ For that which is not in me?
+
+CASSIUS Therefore, good Brutus, be prepared to hear:
+ And since you know you cannot see yourself
+ So well as by reflection, I, your glass,
+ Will modestly discover to yourself
+ That of yourself which you yet know not of.
+ And be not jealous on me, gentle Brutus:
+ Were I a common laugher, or did use
+ To stale with ordinary oaths my love
+ To every new protester; if you know
+ That I do fawn on men and hug them hard
+ And after scandal them, or if you know
+ That I profess myself in banqueting
+ To all the rout, then hold me dangerous.
+
+ [Flourish, and shout]
+
+BRUTUS What means this shouting? I do fear, the people
+ Choose Caesar for their king.
+
+CASSIUS Ay, do you fear it?
+ Then must I think you would not have it so.
+
+BRUTUS I would not, Cassius; yet I love him well.
+ But wherefore do you hold me here so long?
+ What is it that you would impart to me?
+ If it be aught toward the general good,
+ Set honour in one eye and death i' the other,
+ And I will look on both indifferently,
+ For let the gods so speed me as I love
+ The name of honour more than I fear death.
+
+CASSIUS I know that virtue to be in you, Brutus,
+ As well as I do know your outward favour.
+ Well, honour is the subject of my story.
+ I cannot tell what you and other men
+ Think of this life; but, for my single self,
+ I had as lief not be as live to be
+ In awe of such a thing as I myself.
+ I was born free as Caesar; so were you:
+ We both have fed as well, and we can both
+ Endure the winter's cold as well as he:
+ For once, upon a raw and gusty day,
+ The troubled Tiber chafing with her shores,
+ Caesar said to me 'Darest thou, Cassius, now
+ Leap in with me into this angry flood,
+ And swim to yonder point?' Upon the word,
+ Accoutred as I was, I plunged in
+ And bade him follow; so indeed he did.
+ The torrent roar'd, and we did buffet it
+ With lusty sinews, throwing it aside
+ And stemming it with hearts of controversy;
+ But ere we could arrive the point proposed,
+ Caesar cried 'Help me, Cassius, or I sink!'
+ I, as Aeneas, our great ancestor,
+ Did from the flames of Troy upon his shoulder
+ The old Anchises bear, so from the waves of Tiber
+ Did I the tired Caesar. And this man
+ Is now become a god, and Cassius is
+ A wretched creature and must bend his body,
+ If Caesar carelessly but nod on him.
+ He had a fever when he was in Spain,
+ And when the fit was on him, I did mark
+ How he did shake: 'tis true, this god did shake;
+ His coward lips did from their colour fly,
+ And that same eye whose bend doth awe the world
+ Did lose his lustre: I did hear him groan:
+ Ay, and that tongue of his that bade the Romans
+ Mark him and write his speeches in their books,
+ Alas, it cried 'Give me some drink, Titinius,'
+ As a sick girl. Ye gods, it doth amaze me
+ A man of such a feeble temper should
+ So get the start of the majestic world
+ And bear the palm alone.
+
+ [Shout. Flourish]
+
+BRUTUS Another general shout!
+ I do believe that these applauses are
+ For some new honours that are heap'd on Caesar.
+
+CASSIUS Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world
+ Like a Colossus, and we petty men
+ Walk under his huge legs and peep about
+ To find ourselves dishonourable graves.
+ Men at some time are masters of their fates:
+ The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
+ But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
+ Brutus and Caesar: what should be in that 'Caesar'?
+ Why should that name be sounded more than yours?
+ Write them together, yours is as fair a name;
+ Sound them, it doth become the mouth as well;
+ Weigh them, it is as heavy; conjure with 'em,
+ Brutus will start a spirit as soon as Caesar.
+ Now, in the names of all the gods at once,
+ Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed,
+ That he is grown so great? Age, thou art shamed!
+ Rome, thou hast lost the breed of noble bloods!
+ When went there by an age, since the great flood,
+ But it was famed with more than with one man?
+ When could they say till now, that talk'd of Rome,
+ That her wide walls encompass'd but one man?
+ Now is it Rome indeed and room enough,
+ When there is in it but one only man.
+ O, you and I have heard our fathers say,
+ There was a Brutus once that would have brook'd
+ The eternal devil to keep his state in Rome
+ As easily as a king.
+
+BRUTUS That you do love me, I am nothing jealous;
+ What you would work me to, I have some aim:
+ How I have thought of this and of these times,
+ I shall recount hereafter; for this present,
+ I would not, so with love I might entreat you,
+ Be any further moved. What you have said
+ I will consider; what you have to say
+ I will with patience hear, and find a time
+ Both meet to hear and answer such high things.
+ Till then, my noble friend, chew upon this:
+ Brutus had rather be a villager
+ Than to repute himself a son of Rome
+ Under these hard conditions as this time
+ Is like to lay upon us.
+
+CASSIUS I am glad that my weak words
+ Have struck but thus much show of fire from Brutus.
+
+BRUTUS The games are done and Caesar is returning.
+
+CASSIUS As they pass by, pluck Casca by the sleeve;
+ And he will, after his sour fashion, tell you
+ What hath proceeded worthy note to-day.
+
+ [Re-enter CAESAR and his Train]
+
+BRUTUS I will do so. But, look you, Cassius,
+ The angry spot doth glow on Caesar's brow,
+ And all the rest look like a chidden train:
+ Calpurnia's cheek is pale; and Cicero
+ Looks with such ferret and such fiery eyes
+ As we have seen him in the Capitol,
+ Being cross'd in conference by some senators.
+
+CASSIUS Casca will tell us what the matter is.
+
+CAESAR Antonius!
+
+ANTONY Caesar?
+
+CAESAR Let me have men about me that are fat;
+ Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o' nights:
+ Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
+ He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
+
+ANTONY Fear him not, Caesar; he's not dangerous;
+ He is a noble Roman and well given.
+
+CAESAR Would he were fatter! But I fear him not:
+ Yet if my name were liable to fear,
+ I do not know the man I should avoid
+ So soon as that spare Cassius. He reads much;
+ He is a great observer and he looks
+ Quite through the deeds of men: he loves no plays,
+ As thou dost, Antony; he hears no music;
+ Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort
+ As if he mock'd himself and scorn'd his spirit
+ That could be moved to smile at any thing.
+ Such men as he be never at heart's ease
+ Whiles they behold a greater than themselves,
+ And therefore are they very dangerous.
+ I rather tell thee what is to be fear'd
+ Than what I fear; for always I am Caesar.
+ Come on my right hand, for this ear is deaf,
+ And tell me truly what thou think'st of him.
+
+ [Sennet. Exeunt CAESAR and all his Train, but CASCA]
+
+CASCA You pull'd me by the cloak; would you speak with me?
+
+BRUTUS Ay, Casca; tell us what hath chanced to-day,
+ That Caesar looks so sad.
+
+CASCA Why, you were with him, were you not?
+
+BRUTUS I should not then ask Casca what had chanced.
+
+CASCA Why, there was a crown offered him: and being
+ offered him, he put it by with the back of his hand,
+ thus; and then the people fell a-shouting.
+
+BRUTUS What was the second noise for?
+
+CASCA Why, for that too.
+
+CASSIUS They shouted thrice: what was the last cry for?
+
+CASCA Why, for that too.
+
+BRUTUS Was the crown offered him thrice?
+
+CASCA Ay, marry, was't, and he put it by thrice, every
+ time gentler than other, and at every putting-by
+ mine honest neighbours shouted.
+
+CASSIUS Who offered him the crown?
+
+CASCA Why, Antony.
+
+BRUTUS Tell us the manner of it, gentle Casca.
+
+CASCA I can as well be hanged as tell the manner of it:
+ it was mere foolery; I did not mark it. I saw Mark
+ Antony offer him a crown;--yet 'twas not a crown
+ neither, 'twas one of these coronets;--and, as I told
+ you, he put it by once: but, for all that, to my
+ thinking, he would fain have had it. Then he
+ offered it to him again; then he put it by again:
+ but, to my thinking, he was very loath to lay his
+ fingers off it. And then he offered it the third
+ time; he put it the third time by: and still as he
+ refused it, the rabblement hooted and clapped their
+ chapped hands and threw up their sweaty night-caps
+ and uttered such a deal of stinking breath because
+ Caesar refused the crown that it had almost choked
+ Caesar; for he swounded and fell down at it: and
+ for mine own part, I durst not laugh, for fear of
+ opening my lips and receiving the bad air.
+
+CASSIUS But, soft, I pray you: what, did Caesar swound?
+
+CASCA He fell down in the market-place, and foamed at
+ mouth, and was speechless.
+
+BRUTUS 'Tis very like: he hath the failing sickness.
+
+CASSIUS No, Caesar hath it not; but you and I,
+ And honest Casca, we have the falling sickness.
+
+CASCA I know not what you mean by that; but, I am sure,
+ Caesar fell down. If the tag-rag people did not
+ clap him and hiss him, according as he pleased and
+ displeased them, as they use to do the players in
+ the theatre, I am no true man.
+
+BRUTUS What said he when he came unto himself?
+
+CASCA Marry, before he fell down, when he perceived the
+ common herd was glad he refused the crown, he
+ plucked me ope his doublet and offered them his
+ throat to cut. An I had been a man of any
+ occupation, if I would not have taken him at a word,
+ I would I might go to hell among the rogues. And so
+ he fell. When he came to himself again, he said,
+ If he had done or said any thing amiss, he desired
+ their worships to think it was his infirmity. Three
+ or four wenches, where I stood, cried 'Alas, good
+ soul!' and forgave him with all their hearts: but
+ there's no heed to be taken of them; if Caesar had
+ stabbed their mothers, they would have done no less.
+
+BRUTUS And after that, he came, thus sad, away?
+
+CASCA Ay.
+
+CASSIUS Did Cicero say any thing?
+
+CASCA Ay, he spoke Greek.
+
+CASSIUS To what effect?
+
+CASCA Nay, an I tell you that, Ill ne'er look you i' the
+ face again: but those that understood him smiled at
+ one another and shook their heads; but, for mine own
+ part, it was Greek to me. I could tell you more
+ news too: Marullus and Flavius, for pulling scarfs
+ off Caesar's images, are put to silence. Fare you
+ well. There was more foolery yet, if I could
+ remember it.
+
+CASSIUS Will you sup with me to-night, Casca?
+
+CASCA No, I am promised forth.
+
+CASSIUS Will you dine with me to-morrow?
+
+CASCA Ay, if I be alive and your mind hold and your dinner
+ worth the eating.
+
+CASSIUS Good: I will expect you.
+
+CASCA Do so. Farewell, both.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BRUTUS What a blunt fellow is this grown to be!
+ He was quick mettle when he went to school.
+
+CASSIUS So is he now in execution
+ Of any bold or noble enterprise,
+ However he puts on this tardy form.
+ This rudeness is a sauce to his good wit,
+ Which gives men stomach to digest his words
+ With better appetite.
+
+BRUTUS And so it is. For this time I will leave you:
+ To-morrow, if you please to speak with me,
+ I will come home to you; or, if you will,
+ Come home to me, and I will wait for you.
+
+CASSIUS I will do so: till then, think of the world.
+
+ [Exit BRUTUS]
+
+ Well, Brutus, thou art noble; yet, I see,
+ Thy honourable metal may be wrought
+ From that it is disposed: therefore it is meet
+ That noble minds keep ever with their likes;
+ For who so firm that cannot be seduced?
+ Caesar doth bear me hard; but he loves Brutus:
+ If I were Brutus now and he were Cassius,
+ He should not humour me. I will this night,
+ In several hands, in at his windows throw,
+ As if they came from several citizens,
+ Writings all tending to the great opinion
+ That Rome holds of his name; wherein obscurely
+ Caesar's ambition shall be glanced at:
+ And after this let Caesar seat him sure;
+ For we will shake him, or worse days endure.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. A street.
+
+
+
+
+ [Thunder and lightning. Enter from opposite sides,
+ CASCA, with his sword drawn, and CICERO]
+
+CICERO Good even, Casca: brought you Caesar home?
+ Why are you breathless? and why stare you so?
+
+CASCA Are not you moved, when all the sway of earth
+ Shakes like a thing unfirm? O Cicero,
+ I have seen tempests, when the scolding winds
+ Have rived the knotty oaks, and I have seen
+ The ambitious ocean swell and rage and foam,
+ To be exalted with the threatening clouds:
+ But never till to-night, never till now,
+ Did I go through a tempest dropping fire.
+ Either there is a civil strife in heaven,
+ Or else the world, too saucy with the gods,
+ Incenses them to send destruction.
+
+CICERO Why, saw you any thing more wonderful?
+
+CASCA A common slave--you know him well by sight--
+ Held up his left hand, which did flame and burn
+ Like twenty torches join'd, and yet his hand,
+ Not sensible of fire, remain'd unscorch'd.
+ Besides--I ha' not since put up my sword--
+ Against the Capitol I met a lion,
+ Who glared upon me, and went surly by,
+ Without annoying me: and there were drawn
+ Upon a heap a hundred ghastly women,
+ Transformed with their fear; who swore they saw
+ Men all in fire walk up and down the streets.
+ And yesterday the bird of night did sit
+ Even at noon-day upon the market-place,
+ Hooting and shrieking. When these prodigies
+ Do so conjointly meet, let not men say
+ 'These are their reasons; they are natural;'
+ For, I believe, they are portentous things
+ Unto the climate that they point upon.
+
+CICERO Indeed, it is a strange-disposed time:
+ But men may construe things after their fashion,
+ Clean from the purpose of the things themselves.
+ Come Caesar to the Capitol to-morrow?
+
+CASCA He doth; for he did bid Antonius
+ Send word to you he would be there to-morrow.
+
+CICERO Good night then, Casca: this disturbed sky
+ Is not to walk in.
+
+CASCA Farewell, Cicero.
+
+ [Exit CICERO]
+
+ [Enter CASSIUS]
+
+CASSIUS Who's there?
+
+CASCA A Roman.
+
+CASSIUS Casca, by your voice.
+
+CASCA Your ear is good. Cassius, what night is this!
+
+CASSIUS A very pleasing night to honest men.
+
+CASCA Who ever knew the heavens menace so?
+
+CASSIUS Those that have known the earth so full of faults.
+ For my part, I have walk'd about the streets,
+ Submitting me unto the perilous night,
+ And, thus unbraced, Casca, as you see,
+ Have bared my bosom to the thunder-stone;
+ And when the cross blue lightning seem'd to open
+ The breast of heaven, I did present myself
+ Even in the aim and very flash of it.
+
+CASCA But wherefore did you so much tempt the heavens?
+ It is the part of men to fear and tremble,
+ When the most mighty gods by tokens send
+ Such dreadful heralds to astonish us.
+
+CASSIUS You are dull, Casca, and those sparks of life
+ That should be in a Roman you do want,
+ Or else you use not. You look pale and gaze
+ And put on fear and cast yourself in wonder,
+ To see the strange impatience of the heavens:
+ But if you would consider the true cause
+ Why all these fires, why all these gliding ghosts,
+ Why birds and beasts from quality and kind,
+ Why old men fool and children calculate,
+ Why all these things change from their ordinance
+ Their natures and preformed faculties
+ To monstrous quality,--why, you shall find
+ That heaven hath infused them with these spirits,
+ To make them instruments of fear and warning
+ Unto some monstrous state.
+ Now could I, Casca, name to thee a man
+ Most like this dreadful night,
+ That thunders, lightens, opens graves, and roars
+ As doth the lion in the Capitol,
+ A man no mightier than thyself or me
+ In personal action, yet prodigious grown
+ And fearful, as these strange eruptions are.
+
+CASCA 'Tis Caesar that you mean; is it not, Cassius?
+
+CASSIUS Let it be who it is: for Romans now
+ Have thews and limbs like to their ancestors;
+ But, woe the while! our fathers' minds are dead,
+ And we are govern'd with our mothers' spirits;
+ Our yoke and sufferance show us womanish.
+
+CASCA Indeed, they say the senators tomorrow
+ Mean to establish Caesar as a king;
+ And he shall wear his crown by sea and land,
+ In every place, save here in Italy.
+
+CASSIUS I know where I will wear this dagger then;
+ Cassius from bondage will deliver Cassius:
+ Therein, ye gods, you make the weak most strong;
+ Therein, ye gods, you tyrants do defeat:
+ Nor stony tower, nor walls of beaten brass,
+ Nor airless dungeon, nor strong links of iron,
+ Can be retentive to the strength of spirit;
+ But life, being weary of these worldly bars,
+ Never lacks power to dismiss itself.
+ If I know this, know all the world besides,
+ That part of tyranny that I do bear
+ I can shake off at pleasure.
+
+ [Thunder still]
+
+CASCA So can I:
+ So every bondman in his own hand bears
+ The power to cancel his captivity.
+
+CASSIUS And why should Caesar be a tyrant then?
+ Poor man! I know he would not be a wolf,
+ But that he sees the Romans are but sheep:
+ He were no lion, were not Romans hinds.
+ Those that with haste will make a mighty fire
+ Begin it with weak straws: what trash is Rome,
+ What rubbish and what offal, when it serves
+ For the base matter to illuminate
+ So vile a thing as Caesar! But, O grief,
+ Where hast thou led me? I perhaps speak this
+ Before a willing bondman; then I know
+ My answer must be made. But I am arm'd,
+ And dangers are to me indifferent.
+
+CASCA You speak to Casca, and to such a man
+ That is no fleering tell-tale. Hold, my hand:
+ Be factious for redress of all these griefs,
+ And I will set this foot of mine as far
+ As who goes farthest.
+
+CASSIUS There's a bargain made.
+ Now know you, Casca, I have moved already
+ Some certain of the noblest-minded Romans
+ To undergo with me an enterprise
+ Of honourable-dangerous consequence;
+ And I do know, by this, they stay for me
+ In Pompey's porch: for now, this fearful night,
+ There is no stir or walking in the streets;
+ And the complexion of the element
+ In favour's like the work we have in hand,
+ Most bloody, fiery, and most terrible.
+
+CASCA Stand close awhile, for here comes one in haste.
+
+CASSIUS 'Tis Cinna; I do know him by his gait;
+ He is a friend.
+
+ [Enter CINNA]
+
+ Cinna, where haste you so?
+
+CINNA To find out you. Who's that? Metellus Cimber?
+
+CASSIUS No, it is Casca; one incorporate
+ To our attempts. Am I not stay'd for, Cinna?
+
+CINNA I am glad on 't. What a fearful night is this!
+ There's two or three of us have seen strange sights.
+
+CASSIUS Am I not stay'd for? tell me.
+
+CINNA Yes, you are.
+ O Cassius, if you could
+ But win the noble Brutus to our party--
+
+CASSIUS Be you content: good Cinna, take this paper,
+ And look you lay it in the praetor's chair,
+ Where Brutus may but find it; and throw this
+ In at his window; set this up with wax
+ Upon old Brutus' statue: all this done,
+ Repair to Pompey's porch, where you shall find us.
+ Is Decius Brutus and Trebonius there?
+
+CINNA All but Metellus Cimber; and he's gone
+ To seek you at your house. Well, I will hie,
+ And so bestow these papers as you bade me.
+
+CASSIUS That done, repair to Pompey's theatre.
+
+ [Exit CINNA]
+
+ Come, Casca, you and I will yet ere day
+ See Brutus at his house: three parts of him
+ Is ours already, and the man entire
+ Upon the next encounter yields him ours.
+
+CASCA O, he sits high in all the people's hearts:
+ And that which would appear offence in us,
+ His countenance, like richest alchemy,
+ Will change to virtue and to worthiness.
+
+CASSIUS Him and his worth and our great need of him
+ You have right well conceited. Let us go,
+ For it is after midnight; and ere day
+ We will awake him and be sure of him.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rome. BRUTUS's orchard.
+
+
+ [Enter BRUTUS]
+
+BRUTUS What, Lucius, ho!
+ I cannot, by the progress of the stars,
+ Give guess how near to day. Lucius, I say!
+ I would it were my fault to sleep so soundly.
+ When, Lucius, when? awake, I say! what, Lucius!
+
+ [Enter LUCIUS]
+
+LUCIUS Call'd you, my lord?
+
+BRUTUS Get me a taper in my study, Lucius:
+ When it is lighted, come and call me here.
+
+LUCIUS I will, my lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BRUTUS It must be by his death: and for my part,
+ I know no personal cause to spurn at him,
+ But for the general. He would be crown'd:
+ How that might change his nature, there's the question.
+ It is the bright day that brings forth the adder;
+ And that craves wary walking. Crown him?--that;--
+ And then, I grant, we put a sting in him,
+ That at his will he may do danger with.
+ The abuse of greatness is, when it disjoins
+ Remorse from power: and, to speak truth of Caesar,
+ I have not known when his affections sway'd
+ More than his reason. But 'tis a common proof,
+ That lowliness is young ambition's ladder,
+ Whereto the climber-upward turns his face;
+ But when he once attains the upmost round.
+ He then unto the ladder turns his back,
+ Looks in the clouds, scorning the base degrees
+ By which he did ascend. So Caesar may.
+ Then, lest he may, prevent. And, since the quarrel
+ Will bear no colour for the thing he is,
+ Fashion it thus; that what he is, augmented,
+ Would run to these and these extremities:
+ And therefore think him as a serpent's egg
+ Which, hatch'd, would, as his kind, grow mischievous,
+ And kill him in the shell.
+
+ [Re-enter LUCIUS]
+
+LUCIUS The taper burneth in your closet, sir.
+ Searching the window for a flint, I found
+ This paper, thus seal'd up; and, I am sure,
+ It did not lie there when I went to bed.
+
+ [Gives him the letter]
+
+BRUTUS Get you to bed again; it is not day.
+ Is not to-morrow, boy, the ides of March?
+
+LUCIUS I know not, sir.
+
+BRUTUS Look in the calendar, and bring me word.
+
+LUCIUS I will, sir.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BRUTUS The exhalations whizzing in the air
+ Give so much light that I may read by them.
+
+ [Opens the letter and reads]
+
+ 'Brutus, thou sleep'st: awake, and see thyself.
+ Shall Rome, &c. Speak, strike, redress!
+ Brutus, thou sleep'st: awake!'
+ Such instigations have been often dropp'd
+ Where I have took them up.
+ 'Shall Rome, &c.' Thus must I piece it out:
+ Shall Rome stand under one man's awe? What, Rome?
+ My ancestors did from the streets of Rome
+ The Tarquin drive, when he was call'd a king.
+ 'Speak, strike, redress!' Am I entreated
+ To speak and strike? O Rome, I make thee promise:
+ If the redress will follow, thou receivest
+ Thy full petition at the hand of Brutus!
+
+ [Re-enter LUCIUS]
+
+LUCIUS Sir, March is wasted fourteen days.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+BRUTUS 'Tis good. Go to the gate; somebody knocks.
+
+ [Exit LUCIUS]
+
+ Since Cassius first did whet me against Caesar,
+ I have not slept.
+ Between the acting of a dreadful thing
+ And the first motion, all the interim is
+ Like a phantasma, or a hideous dream:
+ The Genius and the mortal instruments
+ Are then in council; and the state of man,
+ Like to a little kingdom, suffers then
+ The nature of an insurrection.
+
+ [Re-enter LUCIUS]
+
+LUCIUS Sir, 'tis your brother Cassius at the door,
+ Who doth desire to see you.
+
+BRUTUS Is he alone?
+
+LUCIUS No, sir, there are moe with him.
+
+BRUTUS Do you know them?
+
+LUCIUS No, sir; their hats are pluck'd about their ears,
+ And half their faces buried in their cloaks,
+ That by no means I may discover them
+ By any mark of favour.
+
+BRUTUS Let 'em enter.
+
+ [Exit LUCIUS]
+
+ They are the faction. O conspiracy,
+ Shamest thou to show thy dangerous brow by night,
+ When evils are most free? O, then by day
+ Where wilt thou find a cavern dark enough
+ To mask thy monstrous visage? Seek none, conspiracy;
+ Hide it in smiles and affability:
+ For if thou path, thy native semblance on,
+ Not Erebus itself were dim enough
+ To hide thee from prevention.
+
+ [Enter the conspirators, CASSIUS, CASCA, DECIUS
+ BRUTUS, CINNA, METELLUS CIMBER, and TREBONIUS]
+
+CASSIUS I think we are too bold upon your rest:
+ Good morrow, Brutus; do we trouble you?
+
+BRUTUS I have been up this hour, awake all night.
+ Know I these men that come along with you?
+
+CASSIUS Yes, every man of them, and no man here
+ But honours you; and every one doth wish
+ You had but that opinion of yourself
+ Which every noble Roman bears of you.
+ This is Trebonius.
+
+BRUTUS He is welcome hither.
+
+CASSIUS This, Decius Brutus.
+
+BRUTUS He is welcome too.
+
+CASSIUS This, Casca; this, Cinna; and this, Metellus Cimber.
+
+BRUTUS They are all welcome.
+ What watchful cares do interpose themselves
+ Betwixt your eyes and night?
+
+CASSIUS Shall I entreat a word?
+
+ [BRUTUS and CASSIUS whisper]
+
+DECIUS BRUTUS Here lies the east: doth not the day break here?
+
+CASCA No.
+
+CINNA O, pardon, sir, it doth; and yon gray lines
+ That fret the clouds are messengers of day.
+
+CASCA You shall confess that you are both deceived.
+ Here, as I point my sword, the sun arises,
+ Which is a great way growing on the south,
+ Weighing the youthful season of the year.
+ Some two months hence up higher toward the north
+ He first presents his fire; and the high east
+ Stands, as the Capitol, directly here.
+
+BRUTUS Give me your hands all over, one by one.
+
+CASSIUS And let us swear our resolution.
+
+BRUTUS No, not an oath: if not the face of men,
+ The sufferance of our souls, the time's abuse,--
+ If these be motives weak, break off betimes,
+ And every man hence to his idle bed;
+ So let high-sighted tyranny range on,
+ Till each man drop by lottery. But if these,
+ As I am sure they do, bear fire enough
+ To kindle cowards and to steel with valour
+ The melting spirits of women, then, countrymen,
+ What need we any spur but our own cause,
+ To prick us to redress? what other bond
+ Than secret Romans, that have spoke the word,
+ And will not palter? and what other oath
+ Than honesty to honesty engaged,
+ That this shall be, or we will fall for it?
+ Swear priests and cowards and men cautelous,
+ Old feeble carrions and such suffering souls
+ That welcome wrongs; unto bad causes swear
+ Such creatures as men doubt; but do not stain
+ The even virtue of our enterprise,
+ Nor the insuppressive mettle of our spirits,
+ To think that or our cause or our performance
+ Did need an oath; when every drop of blood
+ That every Roman bears, and nobly bears,
+ Is guilty of a several bastardy,
+ If he do break the smallest particle
+ Of any promise that hath pass'd from him.
+
+CASSIUS But what of Cicero? shall we sound him?
+ I think he will stand very strong with us.
+
+CASCA Let us not leave him out.
+
+CINNA No, by no means.
+
+METELLUS CIMBER O, let us have him, for his silver hairs
+ Will purchase us a good opinion
+ And buy men's voices to commend our deeds:
+ It shall be said, his judgment ruled our hands;
+ Our youths and wildness shall no whit appear,
+ But all be buried in his gravity.
+
+BRUTUS O, name him not: let us not break with him;
+ For he will never follow any thing
+ That other men begin.
+
+CASSIUS Then leave him out.
+
+CASCA Indeed he is not fit.
+
+DECIUS BRUTUS Shall no man else be touch'd but only Caesar?
+
+CASSIUS Decius, well urged: I think it is not meet,
+ Mark Antony, so well beloved of Caesar,
+ Should outlive Caesar: we shall find of him
+ A shrewd contriver; and, you know, his means,
+ If he improve them, may well stretch so far
+ As to annoy us all: which to prevent,
+ Let Antony and Caesar fall together.
+
+BRUTUS Our course will seem too bloody, Caius Cassius,
+ To cut the head off and then hack the limbs,
+ Like wrath in death and envy afterwards;
+ For Antony is but a limb of Caesar:
+ Let us be sacrificers, but not butchers, Caius.
+ We all stand up against the spirit of Caesar;
+ And in the spirit of men there is no blood:
+ O, that we then could come by Caesar's spirit,
+ And not dismember Caesar! But, alas,
+ Caesar must bleed for it! And, gentle friends,
+ Let's kill him boldly, but not wrathfully;
+ Let's carve him as a dish fit for the gods,
+ Not hew him as a carcass fit for hounds:
+ And let our hearts, as subtle masters do,
+ Stir up their servants to an act of rage,
+ And after seem to chide 'em. This shall make
+ Our purpose necessary and not envious:
+ Which so appearing to the common eyes,
+ We shall be call'd purgers, not murderers.
+ And for Mark Antony, think not of him;
+ For he can do no more than Caesar's arm
+ When Caesar's head is off.
+
+CASSIUS Yet I fear him;
+ For in the ingrafted love he bears to Caesar--
+
+BRUTUS Alas, good Cassius, do not think of him:
+ If he love Caesar, all that he can do
+ Is to himself, take thought and die for Caesar:
+ And that were much he should; for he is given
+ To sports, to wildness and much company.
+
+TREBONIUS There is no fear in him; let him not die;
+ For he will live, and laugh at this hereafter.
+
+ [Clock strikes]
+
+BRUTUS Peace! count the clock.
+
+CASSIUS The clock hath stricken three.
+
+TREBONIUS 'Tis time to part.
+
+CASSIUS But it is doubtful yet,
+ Whether Caesar will come forth to-day, or no;
+ For he is superstitious grown of late,
+ Quite from the main opinion he held once
+ Of fantasy, of dreams and ceremonies:
+ It may be, these apparent prodigies,
+ The unaccustom'd terror of this night,
+ And the persuasion of his augurers,
+ May hold him from the Capitol to-day.
+
+DECIUS BRUTUS Never fear that: if he be so resolved,
+ I can o'ersway him; for he loves to hear
+ That unicorns may be betray'd with trees,
+ And bears with glasses, elephants with holes,
+ Lions with toils and men with flatterers;
+ But when I tell him he hates flatterers,
+ He says he does, being then most flattered.
+ Let me work;
+ For I can give his humour the true bent,
+ And I will bring him to the Capitol.
+
+CASSIUS Nay, we will all of us be there to fetch him.
+
+BRUTUS By the eighth hour: is that the uttermost?
+
+CINNA Be that the uttermost, and fail not then.
+
+METELLUS CIMBER Caius Ligarius doth bear Caesar hard,
+ Who rated him for speaking well of Pompey:
+ I wonder none of you have thought of him.
+
+BRUTUS Now, good Metellus, go along by him:
+ He loves me well, and I have given him reasons;
+ Send him but hither, and I'll fashion him.
+
+CASSIUS The morning comes upon 's: we'll leave you, Brutus.
+ And, friends, disperse yourselves; but all remember
+ What you have said, and show yourselves true Romans.
+
+BRUTUS Good gentlemen, look fresh and merrily;
+ Let not our looks put on our purposes,
+ But bear it as our Roman actors do,
+ With untired spirits and formal constancy:
+ And so good morrow to you every one.
+
+ [Exeunt all but BRUTUS]
+
+ Boy! Lucius! Fast asleep? It is no matter;
+ Enjoy the honey-heavy dew of slumber:
+ Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies,
+ Which busy care draws in the brains of men;
+ Therefore thou sleep'st so sound.
+
+ [Enter PORTIA]
+
+PORTIA Brutus, my lord!
+
+BRUTUS Portia, what mean you? wherefore rise you now?
+ It is not for your health thus to commit
+ Your weak condition to the raw cold morning.
+
+PORTIA Nor for yours neither. You've ungently, Brutus,
+ Stole from my bed: and yesternight, at supper,
+ You suddenly arose, and walk'd about,
+ Musing and sighing, with your arms across,
+ And when I ask'd you what the matter was,
+ You stared upon me with ungentle looks;
+ I urged you further; then you scratch'd your head,
+ And too impatiently stamp'd with your foot;
+ Yet I insisted, yet you answer'd not,
+ But, with an angry wafture of your hand,
+ Gave sign for me to leave you: so I did;
+ Fearing to strengthen that impatience
+ Which seem'd too much enkindled, and withal
+ Hoping it was but an effect of humour,
+ Which sometime hath his hour with every man.
+ It will not let you eat, nor talk, nor sleep,
+ And could it work so much upon your shape
+ As it hath much prevail'd on your condition,
+ I should not know you, Brutus. Dear my lord,
+ Make me acquainted with your cause of grief.
+
+BRUTUS I am not well in health, and that is all.
+
+PORTIA Brutus is wise, and, were he not in health,
+ He would embrace the means to come by it.
+
+BRUTUS Why, so I do. Good Portia, go to bed.
+
+PORTIA Is Brutus sick? and is it physical
+ To walk unbraced and suck up the humours
+ Of the dank morning? What, is Brutus sick,
+ And will he steal out of his wholesome bed,
+ To dare the vile contagion of the night
+ And tempt the rheumy and unpurged air
+ To add unto his sickness? No, my Brutus;
+ You have some sick offence within your mind,
+ Which, by the right and virtue of my place,
+ I ought to know of: and, upon my knees,
+ I charm you, by my once-commended beauty,
+ By all your vows of love and that great vow
+ Which did incorporate and make us one,
+ That you unfold to me, yourself, your half,
+ Why you are heavy, and what men to-night
+ Have had to resort to you: for here have been
+ Some six or seven, who did hide their faces
+ Even from darkness.
+
+BRUTUS Kneel not, gentle Portia.
+
+PORTIA I should not need, if you were gentle Brutus.
+ Within the bond of marriage, tell me, Brutus,
+ Is it excepted I should know no secrets
+ That appertain to you? Am I yourself
+ But, as it were, in sort or limitation,
+ To keep with you at meals, comfort your bed,
+ And talk to you sometimes? Dwell I but in the suburbs
+ Of your good pleasure? If it be no more,
+ Portia is Brutus' harlot, not his wife.
+
+BRUTUS You are my true and honourable wife,
+ As dear to me as are the ruddy drops
+ That visit my sad heart
+
+PORTIA If this were true, then should I know this secret.
+ I grant I am a woman; but withal
+ A woman that Lord Brutus took to wife:
+ I grant I am a woman; but withal
+ A woman well-reputed, Cato's daughter.
+ Think you I am no stronger than my sex,
+ Being so father'd and so husbanded?
+ Tell me your counsels, I will not disclose 'em:
+ I have made strong proof of my constancy,
+ Giving myself a voluntary wound
+ Here, in the thigh: can I bear that with patience.
+ And not my husband's secrets?
+
+BRUTUS O ye gods,
+
+ Render me worthy of this noble wife!
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+ Hark, hark! one knocks: Portia, go in awhile;
+ And by and by thy bosom shall partake
+ The secrets of my heart.
+ All my engagements I will construe to thee,
+ All the charactery of my sad brows:
+ Leave me with haste.
+
+ [Exit PORTIA]
+
+ Lucius, who's that knocks?
+
+ [Re-enter LUCIUS with LIGARIUS]
+
+LUCIUS He is a sick man that would speak with you.
+
+BRUTUS Caius Ligarius, that Metellus spake of.
+ Boy, stand aside. Caius Ligarius! how?
+
+LIGARIUS Vouchsafe good morrow from a feeble tongue.
+
+BRUTUS O, what a time have you chose out, brave Caius,
+ To wear a kerchief! Would you were not sick!
+
+LIGARIUS I am not sick, if Brutus have in hand
+ Any exploit worthy the name of honour.
+
+BRUTUS Such an exploit have I in hand, Ligarius,
+ Had you a healthful ear to hear of it.
+
+LIGARIUS By all the gods that Romans bow before,
+ I here discard my sickness! Soul of Rome!
+ Brave son, derived from honourable loins!
+ Thou, like an exorcist, hast conjured up
+ My mortified spirit. Now bid me run,
+ And I will strive with things impossible;
+ Yea, get the better of them. What's to do?
+
+BRUTUS A piece of work that will make sick men whole.
+
+LIGARIUS But are not some whole that we must make sick?
+
+BRUTUS That must we also. What it is, my Caius,
+ I shall unfold to thee, as we are going
+ To whom it must be done.
+
+LIGARIUS Set on your foot,
+ And with a heart new-fired I follow you,
+ To do I know not what: but it sufficeth
+ That Brutus leads me on.
+
+BRUTUS Follow me, then.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II CAESAR's house.
+
+
+ [Thunder and lightning. Enter CAESAR, in his
+ night-gown]
+
+CAESAR Nor heaven nor earth have been at peace to-night:
+ Thrice hath Calpurnia in her sleep cried out,
+ 'Help, ho! they murder Caesar!' Who's within?
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+Servant My lord?
+
+CAESAR Go bid the priests do present sacrifice
+ And bring me their opinions of success.
+
+Servant I will, my lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter CALPURNIA]
+
+CALPURNIA What mean you, Caesar? think you to walk forth?
+ You shall not stir out of your house to-day.
+
+CAESAR Caesar shall forth: the things that threaten'd me
+ Ne'er look'd but on my back; when they shall see
+ The face of Caesar, they are vanished.
+
+CALPURNIA Caesar, I never stood on ceremonies,
+ Yet now they fright me. There is one within,
+ Besides the things that we have heard and seen,
+ Recounts most horrid sights seen by the watch.
+ A lioness hath whelped in the streets;
+ And graves have yawn'd, and yielded up their dead;
+ Fierce fiery warriors fought upon the clouds,
+ In ranks and squadrons and right form of war,
+ Which drizzled blood upon the Capitol;
+ The noise of battle hurtled in the air,
+ Horses did neigh, and dying men did groan,
+ And ghosts did shriek and squeal about the streets.
+ O Caesar! these things are beyond all use,
+ And I do fear them.
+
+CAESAR What can be avoided
+ Whose end is purposed by the mighty gods?
+ Yet Caesar shall go forth; for these predictions
+ Are to the world in general as to Caesar.
+
+CALPURNIA When beggars die, there are no comets seen;
+ The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes.
+
+CAESAR Cowards die many times before their deaths;
+ The valiant never taste of death but once.
+ Of all the wonders that I yet have heard.
+ It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
+ Seeing that death, a necessary end,
+ Will come when it will come.
+
+ [Re-enter Servant]
+
+ What say the augurers?
+
+Servant They would not have you to stir forth to-day.
+ Plucking the entrails of an offering forth,
+ They could not find a heart within the beast.
+
+CAESAR The gods do this in shame of cowardice:
+ Caesar should be a beast without a heart,
+ If he should stay at home to-day for fear.
+ No, Caesar shall not: danger knows full well
+ That Caesar is more dangerous than he:
+ We are two lions litter'd in one day,
+ And I the elder and more terrible:
+ And Caesar shall go forth.
+
+CALPURNIA Alas, my lord,
+ Your wisdom is consumed in confidence.
+ Do not go forth to-day: call it my fear
+ That keeps you in the house, and not your own.
+ We'll send Mark Antony to the senate-house:
+ And he shall say you are not well to-day:
+ Let me, upon my knee, prevail in this.
+
+CAESAR Mark Antony shall say I am not well,
+ And, for thy humour, I will stay at home.
+
+ [Enter DECIUS BRUTUS]
+
+ Here's Decius Brutus, he shall tell them so.
+
+DECIUS BRUTUS Caesar, all hail! good morrow, worthy Caesar:
+ I come to fetch you to the senate-house.
+
+CAESAR And you are come in very happy time,
+ To bear my greeting to the senators
+ And tell them that I will not come to-day:
+ Cannot, is false, and that I dare not, falser:
+ I will not come to-day: tell them so, Decius.
+
+CALPURNIA Say he is sick.
+
+CAESAR Shall Caesar send a lie?
+ Have I in conquest stretch'd mine arm so far,
+ To be afraid to tell graybeards the truth?
+ Decius, go tell them Caesar will not come.
+
+DECIUS BRUTUS Most mighty Caesar, let me know some cause,
+ Lest I be laugh'd at when I tell them so.
+
+CAESAR The cause is in my will: I will not come;
+ That is enough to satisfy the senate.
+ But for your private satisfaction,
+ Because I love you, I will let you know:
+ Calpurnia here, my wife, stays me at home:
+ She dreamt to-night she saw my statua,
+ Which, like a fountain with an hundred spouts,
+ Did run pure blood: and many lusty Romans
+ Came smiling, and did bathe their hands in it:
+ And these does she apply for warnings, and portents,
+ And evils imminent; and on her knee
+ Hath begg'd that I will stay at home to-day.
+
+DECIUS BRUTUS This dream is all amiss interpreted;
+ It was a vision fair and fortunate:
+ Your statue spouting blood in many pipes,
+ In which so many smiling Romans bathed,
+ Signifies that from you great Rome shall suck
+ Reviving blood, and that great men shall press
+ For tinctures, stains, relics and cognizance.
+ This by Calpurnia's dream is signified.
+
+CAESAR And this way have you well expounded it.
+
+DECIUS BRUTUS I have, when you have heard what I can say:
+ And know it now: the senate have concluded
+ To give this day a crown to mighty Caesar.
+ If you shall send them word you will not come,
+ Their minds may change. Besides, it were a mock
+ Apt to be render'd, for some one to say
+ 'Break up the senate till another time,
+ When Caesar's wife shall meet with better dreams.'
+ If Caesar hide himself, shall they not whisper
+ 'Lo, Caesar is afraid'?
+ Pardon me, Caesar; for my dear dear love
+ To our proceeding bids me tell you this;
+ And reason to my love is liable.
+
+CAESAR How foolish do your fears seem now, Calpurnia!
+ I am ashamed I did yield to them.
+ Give me my robe, for I will go.
+
+ [Enter PUBLIUS, BRUTUS, LIGARIUS, METELLUS, CASCA,
+ TREBONIUS, and CINNA]
+
+ And look where Publius is come to fetch me.
+
+PUBLIUS Good morrow, Caesar.
+
+CAESAR Welcome, Publius.
+ What, Brutus, are you stirr'd so early too?
+ Good morrow, Casca. Caius Ligarius,
+ Caesar was ne'er so much your enemy
+ As that same ague which hath made you lean.
+ What is 't o'clock?
+
+BRUTUS Caesar, 'tis strucken eight.
+
+CAESAR I thank you for your pains and courtesy.
+
+ [Enter ANTONY]
+
+ See! Antony, that revels long o' nights,
+ Is notwithstanding up. Good morrow, Antony.
+
+ANTONY So to most noble Caesar.
+
+CAESAR Bid them prepare within:
+ I am to blame to be thus waited for.
+ Now, Cinna: now, Metellus: what, Trebonius!
+ I have an hour's talk in store for you;
+ Remember that you call on me to-day:
+ Be near me, that I may remember you.
+
+TREBONIUS Caesar, I will:
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ and so near will I be,
+ That your best friends shall wish I had been further.
+
+CAESAR Good friends, go in, and taste some wine with me;
+ And we, like friends, will straightway go together.
+
+BRUTUS [Aside] That every like is not the same, O Caesar,
+ The heart of Brutus yearns to think upon!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III A street near the Capitol.
+
+
+ [Enter ARTEMIDORUS, reading a paper]
+
+ARTEMIDORUS 'Caesar, beware of Brutus; take heed of Cassius;
+ come not near Casca; have an eye to Cinna, trust not
+ Trebonius: mark well Metellus Cimber: Decius Brutus
+ loves thee not: thou hast wronged Caius Ligarius.
+ There is but one mind in all these men, and it is
+ bent against Caesar. If thou beest not immortal,
+ look about you: security gives way to conspiracy.
+ The mighty gods defend thee! Thy lover,
+ 'ARTEMIDORUS.'
+ Here will I stand till Caesar pass along,
+ And as a suitor will I give him this.
+ My heart laments that virtue cannot live
+ Out of the teeth of emulation.
+ If thou read this, O Caesar, thou mayst live;
+ If not, the Fates with traitors do contrive.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Another part of the same street, before the house of BRUTUS.
+
+
+ [Enter PORTIA and LUCIUS]
+
+PORTIA I prithee, boy, run to the senate-house;
+ Stay not to answer me, but get thee gone:
+ Why dost thou stay?
+
+LUCIUS To know my errand, madam.
+
+PORTIA I would have had thee there, and here again,
+ Ere I can tell thee what thou shouldst do there.
+ O constancy, be strong upon my side,
+ Set a huge mountain 'tween my heart and tongue!
+ I have a man's mind, but a woman's might.
+ How hard it is for women to keep counsel!
+ Art thou here yet?
+
+LUCIUS Madam, what should I do?
+ Run to the Capitol, and nothing else?
+ And so return to you, and nothing else?
+
+PORTIA Yes, bring me word, boy, if thy lord look well,
+ For he went sickly forth: and take good note
+ What Caesar doth, what suitors press to him.
+ Hark, boy! what noise is that?
+
+LUCIUS I hear none, madam.
+
+PORTIA Prithee, listen well;
+ I heard a bustling rumour, like a fray,
+ And the wind brings it from the Capitol.
+
+LUCIUS Sooth, madam, I hear nothing.
+
+ [Enter the Soothsayer]
+
+PORTIA Come hither, fellow: which way hast thou been?
+
+Soothsayer At mine own house, good lady.
+
+PORTIA What is't o'clock?
+
+Soothsayer About the ninth hour, lady.
+
+PORTIA Is Caesar yet gone to the Capitol?
+
+Soothsayer Madam, not yet: I go to take my stand,
+ To see him pass on to the Capitol.
+
+PORTIA Thou hast some suit to Caesar, hast thou not?
+
+Soothsayer That I have, lady: if it will please Caesar
+ To be so good to Caesar as to hear me,
+ I shall beseech him to befriend himself.
+
+PORTIA Why, know'st thou any harm's intended towards him?
+
+Soothsayer None that I know will be, much that I fear may chance.
+ Good morrow to you. Here the street is narrow:
+ The throng that follows Caesar at the heels,
+ Of senators, of praetors, common suitors,
+ Will crowd a feeble man almost to death:
+ I'll get me to a place more void, and there
+ Speak to great Caesar as he comes along.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PORTIA I must go in. Ay me, how weak a thing
+ The heart of woman is! O Brutus,
+ The heavens speed thee in thine enterprise!
+ Sure, the boy heard me: Brutus hath a suit
+ That Caesar will not grant. O, I grow faint.
+ Run, Lucius, and commend me to my lord;
+ Say I am merry: come to me again,
+ And bring me word what he doth say to thee.
+
+ [Exeunt severally]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rome. Before the Capitol; the Senate sitting above.
+
+
+ [A crowd of people; among them ARTEMIDORUS and the
+ Soothsayer. Flourish. Enter CAESAR, BRUTUS,
+ CASSIUS, CASCA, DECIUS BRUTUS, METELLUS CIMBER,
+ TREBONIUS, CINNA, ANTONY, LEPIDUS, POPILIUS,
+ PUBLIUS, and others]
+
+CAESAR [To the Soothsayer] The ides of March are come.
+
+Soothsayer Ay, Caesar; but not gone.
+
+ARTEMIDORUS Hail, Caesar! read this schedule.
+
+DECIUS BRUTUS Trebonius doth desire you to o'erread,
+ At your best leisure, this his humble suit.
+
+ARTEMIDORUS O Caesar, read mine first; for mine's a suit
+ That touches Caesar nearer: read it, great Caesar.
+
+CAESAR What touches us ourself shall be last served.
+
+ARTEMIDORUS Delay not, Caesar; read it instantly.
+
+CAESAR What, is the fellow mad?
+
+PUBLIUS Sirrah, give place.
+
+CASSIUS What, urge you your petitions in the street?
+ Come to the Capitol.
+
+ [CAESAR goes up to the Senate-House, the rest
+ following]
+
+POPILIUS I wish your enterprise to-day may thrive.
+
+CASSIUS What enterprise, Popilius?
+
+POPILIUS Fare you well.
+
+ [Advances to CAESAR]
+
+BRUTUS What said Popilius Lena?
+
+CASSIUS He wish'd to-day our enterprise might thrive.
+ I fear our purpose is discovered.
+
+BRUTUS Look, how he makes to Caesar; mark him.
+
+CASSIUS Casca, be sudden, for we fear prevention.
+ Brutus, what shall be done? If this be known,
+ Cassius or Caesar never shall turn back,
+ For I will slay myself.
+
+BRUTUS Cassius, be constant:
+ Popilius Lena speaks not of our purposes;
+ For, look, he smiles, and Caesar doth not change.
+
+CASSIUS Trebonius knows his time; for, look you, Brutus.
+ He draws Mark Antony out of the way.
+
+ [Exeunt ANTONY and TREBONIUS]
+
+DECIUS BRUTUS Where is Metellus Cimber? Let him go,
+ And presently prefer his suit to Caesar.
+
+BRUTUS He is address'd: press near and second him.
+
+CINNA Casca, you are the first that rears your hand.
+
+CAESAR Are we all ready? What is now amiss
+ That Caesar and his senate must redress?
+
+METELLUS CIMBER Most high, most mighty, and most puissant Caesar,
+ Metellus Cimber throws before thy seat
+ An humble heart,--
+
+ [Kneeling]
+
+CAESAR I must prevent thee, Cimber.
+ These couchings and these lowly courtesies
+ Might fire the blood of ordinary men,
+ And turn pre-ordinance and first decree
+ Into the law of children. Be not fond,
+ To think that Caesar bears such rebel blood
+ That will be thaw'd from the true quality
+ With that which melteth fools; I mean, sweet words,
+ Low-crooked court'sies and base spaniel-fawning.
+ Thy brother by decree is banished:
+ If thou dost bend and pray and fawn for him,
+ I spurn thee like a cur out of my way.
+ Know, Caesar doth not wrong, nor without cause
+ Will he be satisfied.
+
+METELLUS CIMBER Is there no voice more worthy than my own
+ To sound more sweetly in great Caesar's ear
+ For the repealing of my banish'd brother?
+
+BRUTUS I kiss thy hand, but not in flattery, Caesar;
+ Desiring thee that Publius Cimber may
+ Have an immediate freedom of repeal.
+
+CAESAR What, Brutus!
+
+CASSIUS Pardon, Caesar; Caesar, pardon:
+ As low as to thy foot doth Cassius fall,
+ To beg enfranchisement for Publius Cimber.
+
+CASSIUS I could be well moved, if I were as you:
+ If I could pray to move, prayers would move me:
+ But I am constant as the northern star,
+ Of whose true-fix'd and resting quality
+ There is no fellow in the firmament.
+ The skies are painted with unnumber'd sparks,
+ They are all fire and every one doth shine,
+ But there's but one in all doth hold his place:
+ So in the world; 'tis furnish'd well with men,
+ And men are flesh and blood, and apprehensive;
+ Yet in the number I do know but one
+ That unassailable holds on his rank,
+ Unshaked of motion: and that I am he,
+ Let me a little show it, even in this;
+ That I was constant Cimber should be banish'd,
+ And constant do remain to keep him so.
+
+CINNA O Caesar,--
+
+CAESAR Hence! wilt thou lift up Olympus?
+
+DECIUS BRUTUS Great Caesar,--
+
+CAESAR Doth not Brutus bootless kneel?
+
+CASCA Speak, hands for me!
+
+ [CASCA first, then the other Conspirators and
+ BRUTUS stab CAESAR]
+
+CAESAR Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+CINNA Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead!
+ Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets.
+
+CASSIUS Some to the common pulpits, and cry out
+ 'Liberty, freedom, and enfranchisement!'
+
+BRUTUS People and senators, be not affrighted;
+ Fly not; stand stiff: ambition's debt is paid.
+
+CASCA Go to the pulpit, Brutus.
+
+DECIUS BRUTUS And Cassius too.
+
+BRUTUS Where's Publius?
+
+CINNA Here, quite confounded with this mutiny.
+
+METELLUS CIMBER Stand fast together, lest some friend of Caesar's
+ Should chance--
+
+BRUTUS Talk not of standing. Publius, good cheer;
+ There is no harm intended to your person,
+ Nor to no Roman else: so tell them, Publius.
+
+CASSIUS And leave us, Publius; lest that the people,
+ Rushing on us, should do your age some mischief.
+
+BRUTUS Do so: and let no man abide this deed,
+ But we the doers.
+
+ [Re-enter TREBONIUS]
+
+CASSIUS Where is Antony?
+
+TREBONIUS Fled to his house amazed:
+ Men, wives and children stare, cry out and run
+ As it were doomsday.
+
+BRUTUS Fates, we will know your pleasures:
+ That we shall die, we know; 'tis but the time
+ And drawing days out, that men stand upon.
+
+CASSIUS Why, he that cuts off twenty years of life
+ Cuts off so many years of fearing death.
+
+BRUTUS Grant that, and then is death a benefit:
+ So are we Caesar's friends, that have abridged
+ His time of fearing death. Stoop, Romans, stoop,
+ And let us bathe our hands in Caesar's blood
+ Up to the elbows, and besmear our swords:
+ Then walk we forth, even to the market-place,
+ And, waving our red weapons o'er our heads,
+ Let's all cry 'Peace, freedom and liberty!'
+
+CASSIUS Stoop, then, and wash. How many ages hence
+ Shall this our lofty scene be acted over
+ In states unborn and accents yet unknown!
+
+BRUTUS How many times shall Caesar bleed in sport,
+ That now on Pompey's basis lies along
+ No worthier than the dust!
+
+CASSIUS So oft as that shall be,
+ So often shall the knot of us be call'd
+ The men that gave their country liberty.
+
+DECIUS BRUTUS What, shall we forth?
+
+CASSIUS Ay, every man away:
+ Brutus shall lead; and we will grace his heels
+ With the most boldest and best hearts of Rome.
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+BRUTUS Soft! who comes here? A friend of Antony's.
+
+Servant Thus, Brutus, did my master bid me kneel:
+ Thus did Mark Antony bid me fall down;
+ And, being prostrate, thus he bade me say:
+ Brutus is noble, wise, valiant, and honest;
+ Caesar was mighty, bold, royal, and loving:
+ Say I love Brutus, and I honour him;
+ Say I fear'd Caesar, honour'd him and loved him.
+ If Brutus will vouchsafe that Antony
+ May safely come to him, and be resolved
+ How Caesar hath deserved to lie in death,
+ Mark Antony shall not love Caesar dead
+ So well as Brutus living; but will follow
+ The fortunes and affairs of noble Brutus
+ Thorough the hazards of this untrod state
+ With all true faith. So says my master Antony.
+
+BRUTUS Thy master is a wise and valiant Roman;
+ I never thought him worse.
+ Tell him, so please him come unto this place,
+ He shall be satisfied; and, by my honour,
+ Depart untouch'd.
+
+Servant I'll fetch him presently.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BRUTUS I know that we shall have him well to friend.
+
+CASSIUS I wish we may: but yet have I a mind
+ That fears him much; and my misgiving still
+ Falls shrewdly to the purpose.
+
+BRUTUS But here comes Antony.
+
+ [Re-enter ANTONY]
+
+ Welcome, Mark Antony.
+
+ANTONY O mighty Caesar! dost thou lie so low?
+ Are all thy conquests, glories, triumphs, spoils,
+ Shrunk to this little measure? Fare thee well.
+ I know not, gentlemen, what you intend,
+ Who else must be let blood, who else is rank:
+ If I myself, there is no hour so fit
+ As Caesar's death hour, nor no instrument
+ Of half that worth as those your swords, made rich
+ With the most noble blood of all this world.
+ I do beseech ye, if you bear me hard,
+ Now, whilst your purpled hands do reek and smoke,
+ Fulfil your pleasure. Live a thousand years,
+ I shall not find myself so apt to die:
+ No place will please me so, no mean of death,
+ As here by Caesar, and by you cut off,
+ The choice and master spirits of this age.
+
+BRUTUS O Antony, beg not your death of us.
+ Though now we must appear bloody and cruel,
+ As, by our hands and this our present act,
+ You see we do, yet see you but our hands
+ And this the bleeding business they have done:
+ Our hearts you see not; they are pitiful;
+ And pity to the general wrong of Rome--
+ As fire drives out fire, so pity pity--
+ Hath done this deed on Caesar. For your part,
+ To you our swords have leaden points, Mark Antony:
+ Our arms, in strength of malice, and our hearts
+ Of brothers' temper, do receive you in
+ With all kind love, good thoughts, and reverence.
+
+CASSIUS Your voice shall be as strong as any man's
+ In the disposing of new dignities.
+
+BRUTUS Only be patient till we have appeased
+ The multitude, beside themselves with fear,
+ And then we will deliver you the cause,
+ Why I, that did love Caesar when I struck him,
+ Have thus proceeded.
+
+ANTONY I doubt not of your wisdom.
+ Let each man render me his bloody hand:
+ First, Marcus Brutus, will I shake with you;
+ Next, Caius Cassius, do I take your hand;
+ Now, Decius Brutus, yours: now yours, Metellus;
+ Yours, Cinna; and, my valiant Casca, yours;
+ Though last, not last in love, yours, good Trebonius.
+ Gentlemen all,--alas, what shall I say?
+ My credit now stands on such slippery ground,
+ That one of two bad ways you must conceit me,
+ Either a coward or a flatterer.
+ That I did love thee, Caesar, O, 'tis true:
+ If then thy spirit look upon us now,
+ Shall it not grieve thee dearer than thy death,
+ To see thy thy Anthony making his peace,
+ Shaking the bloody fingers of thy foes,
+ Most noble! in the presence of thy corse?
+ Had I as many eyes as thou hast wounds,
+ Weeping as fast as they stream forth thy blood,
+ It would become me better than to close
+ In terms of friendship with thine enemies.
+ Pardon me, Julius! Here wast thou bay'd, brave hart;
+ Here didst thou fall; and here thy hunters stand,
+ Sign'd in thy spoil, and crimson'd in thy lethe.
+ O world, thou wast the forest to this hart;
+ And this, indeed, O world, the heart of thee.
+ How like a deer, strucken by many princes,
+ Dost thou here lie!
+
+CASSIUS Mark Antony,--
+
+ANTONY Pardon me, Caius Cassius:
+ The enemies of Caesar shall say this;
+ Then, in a friend, it is cold modesty.
+
+CASSIUS I blame you not for praising Caesar so;
+ But what compact mean you to have with us?
+ Will you be prick'd in number of our friends;
+ Or shall we on, and not depend on you?
+
+ANTONY Therefore I took your hands, but was, indeed,
+ Sway'd from the point, by looking down on Caesar.
+ Friends am I with you all and love you all,
+ Upon this hope, that you shall give me reasons
+ Why and wherein Caesar was dangerous.
+
+BRUTUS Or else were this a savage spectacle:
+ Our reasons are so full of good regard
+ That were you, Antony, the son of Caesar,
+ You should be satisfied.
+
+ANTONY That's all I seek:
+ And am moreover suitor that I may
+ Produce his body to the market-place;
+ And in the pulpit, as becomes a friend,
+ Speak in the order of his funeral.
+
+BRUTUS You shall, Mark Antony.
+
+CASSIUS Brutus, a word with you.
+
+ [Aside to BRUTUS]
+
+ You know not what you do: do not consent
+ That Antony speak in his funeral:
+ Know you how much the people may be moved
+ By that which he will utter?
+
+BRUTUS By your pardon;
+ I will myself into the pulpit first,
+ And show the reason of our Caesar's death:
+ What Antony shall speak, I will protest
+ He speaks by leave and by permission,
+ And that we are contented Caesar shall
+ Have all true rites and lawful ceremonies.
+ It shall advantage more than do us wrong.
+
+CASSIUS I know not what may fall; I like it not.
+
+BRUTUS Mark Antony, here, take you Caesar's body.
+ You shall not in your funeral speech blame us,
+ But speak all good you can devise of Caesar,
+ And say you do't by our permission;
+ Else shall you not have any hand at all
+ About his funeral: and you shall speak
+ In the same pulpit whereto I am going,
+ After my speech is ended.
+
+ANTONY Be it so.
+ I do desire no more.
+
+BRUTUS Prepare the body then, and follow us.
+
+ [Exeunt all but ANTONY]
+
+ANTONY O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth,
+ That I am meek and gentle with these butchers!
+ Thou art the ruins of the noblest man
+ That ever lived in the tide of times.
+ Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood!
+ Over thy wounds now do I prophesy,--
+ Which, like dumb mouths, do ope their ruby lips,
+ To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue--
+ A curse shall light upon the limbs of men;
+ Domestic fury and fierce civil strife
+ Shall cumber all the parts of Italy;
+ Blood and destruction shall be so in use
+ And dreadful objects so familiar
+ That mothers shall but smile when they behold
+ Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
+ All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
+ And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
+ With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
+ Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
+ Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
+ That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
+ With carrion men, groaning for burial.
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+ You serve Octavius Caesar, do you not?
+
+Servant I do, Mark Antony.
+
+ANTONY Caesar did write for him to come to Rome.
+
+Servant He did receive his letters, and is coming;
+ And bid me say to you by word of mouth--
+ O Caesar!--
+
+ [Seeing the body]
+
+ANTONY Thy heart is big, get thee apart and weep.
+ Passion, I see, is catching; for mine eyes,
+ Seeing those beads of sorrow stand in thine,
+ Began to water. Is thy master coming?
+
+Servant He lies to-night within seven leagues of Rome.
+
+ANTONY Post back with speed, and tell him what hath chanced:
+ Here is a mourning Rome, a dangerous Rome,
+ No Rome of safety for Octavius yet;
+ Hie hence, and tell him so. Yet, stay awhile;
+ Thou shalt not back till I have borne this corse
+ Into the market-place: there shall I try
+ In my oration, how the people take
+ The cruel issue of these bloody men;
+ According to the which, thou shalt discourse
+ To young Octavius of the state of things.
+ Lend me your hand.
+
+ [Exeunt with CAESAR's body]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II The Forum.
+
+
+ [Enter BRUTUS and CASSIUS, and a throng of Citizens]
+
+Citizens We will be satisfied; let us be satisfied.
+
+BRUTUS Then follow me, and give me audience, friends.
+ Cassius, go you into the other street,
+ And part the numbers.
+ Those that will hear me speak, let 'em stay here;
+ Those that will follow Cassius, go with him;
+ And public reasons shall be rendered
+ Of Caesar's death.
+
+First Citizen I will hear Brutus speak.
+
+Second Citizen I will hear Cassius; and compare their reasons,
+ When severally we hear them rendered.
+
+ [Exit CASSIUS, with some of the Citizens. BRUTUS
+ goes into the pulpit]
+
+Third Citizen The noble Brutus is ascended: silence!
+
+BRUTUS Be patient till the last.
+
+ Romans, countrymen, and lovers! hear me for my
+ cause, and be silent, that you may hear: believe me
+ for mine honour, and have respect to mine honour, that
+ you may believe: censure me in your wisdom, and
+ awake your senses, that you may the better judge.
+ If there be any in this assembly, any dear friend of
+ Caesar's, to him I say, that Brutus' love to Caesar
+ was no less than his. If then that friend demand
+ why Brutus rose against Caesar, this is my answer:
+ --Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved
+ Rome more. Had you rather Caesar were living and
+ die all slaves, than that Caesar were dead, to live
+ all free men? As Caesar loved me, I weep for him;
+ as he was fortunate, I rejoice at it; as he was
+ valiant, I honour him: but, as he was ambitious, I
+ slew him. There is tears for his love; joy for his
+ fortune; honour for his valour; and death for his
+ ambition. Who is here so base that would be a
+ bondman? If any, speak; for him have I offended.
+ Who is here so rude that would not be a Roman? If
+ any, speak; for him have I offended. Who is here so
+ vile that will not love his country? If any, speak;
+ for him have I offended. I pause for a reply.
+
+All None, Brutus, none.
+
+BRUTUS Then none have I offended. I have done no more to
+ Caesar than you shall do to Brutus. The question of
+ his death is enrolled in the Capitol; his glory not
+ extenuated, wherein he was worthy, nor his offences
+ enforced, for which he suffered death.
+
+ [Enter ANTONY and others, with CAESAR's body]
+
+ Here comes his body, mourned by Mark Antony: who,
+ though he had no hand in his death, shall receive
+ the benefit of his dying, a place in the
+ commonwealth; as which of you shall not? With this
+ I depart,--that, as I slew my best lover for the
+ good of Rome, I have the same dagger for myself,
+ when it shall please my country to need my death.
+
+All Live, Brutus! live, live!
+
+First Citizen Bring him with triumph home unto his house.
+
+Second Citizen Give him a statue with his ancestors.
+
+Third Citizen Let him be Caesar.
+
+Fourth Citizen Caesar's better parts
+ Shall be crown'd in Brutus.
+
+First Citizen We'll bring him to his house
+ With shouts and clamours.
+
+BRUTUS My countrymen,--
+
+Second Citizen Peace, silence! Brutus speaks.
+
+First Citizen Peace, ho!
+
+BRUTUS Good countrymen, let me depart alone,
+ And, for my sake, stay here with Antony:
+ Do grace to Caesar's corpse, and grace his speech
+ Tending to Caesar's glories; which Mark Antony,
+ By our permission, is allow'd to make.
+ I do entreat you, not a man depart,
+ Save I alone, till Antony have spoke.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+First Citizen Stay, ho! and let us hear Mark Antony.
+
+Third Citizen Let him go up into the public chair;
+ We'll hear him. Noble Antony, go up.
+
+ANTONY For Brutus' sake, I am beholding to you.
+
+ [Goes into the pulpit]
+
+Fourth Citizen What does he say of Brutus?
+
+Third Citizen He says, for Brutus' sake,
+ He finds himself beholding to us all.
+
+Fourth Citizen 'Twere best he speak no harm of Brutus here.
+
+First Citizen This Caesar was a tyrant.
+
+Third Citizen Nay, that's certain:
+ We are blest that Rome is rid of him.
+
+Second Citizen Peace! let us hear what Antony can say.
+
+ANTONY You gentle Romans,--
+
+Citizens Peace, ho! let us hear him.
+
+ANTONY Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
+ I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
+ The evil that men do lives after them;
+ The good is oft interred with their bones;
+ So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
+ Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
+ If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
+ And grievously hath Caesar answer'd it.
+ Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest--
+ For Brutus is an honourable man;
+ So are they all, all honourable men--
+ Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.
+ He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
+ But Brutus says he was ambitious;
+ And Brutus is an honourable man.
+ He hath brought many captives home to Rome
+ Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
+ Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
+ When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
+ Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
+ Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
+ And Brutus is an honourable man.
+ You all did see that on the Lupercal
+ I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
+ Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
+ Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
+ And, sure, he is an honourable man.
+ I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
+ But here I am to speak what I do know.
+ You all did love him once, not without cause:
+ What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
+ O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
+ And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
+ My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
+ And I must pause till it come back to me.
+
+First Citizen Methinks there is much reason in his sayings.
+
+Second Citizen If thou consider rightly of the matter,
+ Caesar has had great wrong.
+
+Third Citizen Has he, masters?
+ I fear there will a worse come in his place.
+
+Fourth Citizen Mark'd ye his words? He would not take the crown;
+ Therefore 'tis certain he was not ambitious.
+
+First Citizen If it be found so, some will dear abide it.
+
+Second Citizen Poor soul! his eyes are red as fire with weeping.
+
+Third Citizen There's not a nobler man in Rome than Antony.
+
+Fourth Citizen Now mark him, he begins again to speak.
+
+ANTONY But yesterday the word of Caesar might
+ Have stood against the world; now lies he there.
+ And none so poor to do him reverence.
+ O masters, if I were disposed to stir
+ Your hearts and minds to mutiny and rage,
+ I should do Brutus wrong, and Cassius wrong,
+ Who, you all know, are honourable men:
+ I will not do them wrong; I rather choose
+ To wrong the dead, to wrong myself and you,
+ Than I will wrong such honourable men.
+ But here's a parchment with the seal of Caesar;
+ I found it in his closet, 'tis his will:
+ Let but the commons hear this testament--
+ Which, pardon me, I do not mean to read--
+ And they would go and kiss dead Caesar's wounds
+ And dip their napkins in his sacred blood,
+ Yea, beg a hair of him for memory,
+ And, dying, mention it within their wills,
+ Bequeathing it as a rich legacy
+ Unto their issue.
+
+Fourth Citizen We'll hear the will: read it, Mark Antony.
+
+All The will, the will! we will hear Caesar's will.
+
+ANTONY Have patience, gentle friends, I must not read it;
+ It is not meet you know how Caesar loved you.
+ You are not wood, you are not stones, but men;
+ And, being men, bearing the will of Caesar,
+ It will inflame you, it will make you mad:
+ 'Tis good you know not that you are his heirs;
+ For, if you should, O, what would come of it!
+
+Fourth Citizen Read the will; we'll hear it, Antony;
+ You shall read us the will, Caesar's will.
+
+ANTONY Will you be patient? will you stay awhile?
+ I have o'ershot myself to tell you of it:
+ I fear I wrong the honourable men
+ Whose daggers have stabb'd Caesar; I do fear it.
+
+Fourth Citizen They were traitors: honourable men!
+
+All The will! the testament!
+
+Second Citizen They were villains, murderers: the will! read the will.
+
+ANTONY You will compel me, then, to read the will?
+ Then make a ring about the corpse of Caesar,
+ And let me show you him that made the will.
+ Shall I descend? and will you give me leave?
+
+Several Citizens Come down.
+
+Second Citizen Descend.
+
+Third Citizen You shall have leave.
+
+ [ANTONY comes down]
+
+Fourth Citizen A ring; stand round.
+
+First Citizen Stand from the hearse, stand from the body.
+
+Second Citizen Room for Antony, most noble Antony.
+
+ANTONY Nay, press not so upon me; stand far off.
+
+Several Citizens Stand back; room; bear back.
+
+ANTONY If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.
+ You all do know this mantle: I remember
+ The first time ever Caesar put it on;
+ 'Twas on a summer's evening, in his tent,
+ That day he overcame the Nervii:
+ Look, in this place ran Cassius' dagger through:
+ See what a rent the envious Casca made:
+ Through this the well-beloved Brutus stabb'd;
+ And as he pluck'd his cursed steel away,
+ Mark how the blood of Caesar follow'd it,
+ As rushing out of doors, to be resolved
+ If Brutus so unkindly knock'd, or no;
+ For Brutus, as you know, was Caesar's angel:
+ Judge, O you gods, how dearly Caesar loved him!
+ This was the most unkindest cut of all;
+ For when the noble Caesar saw him stab,
+ Ingratitude, more strong than traitors' arms,
+ Quite vanquish'd him: then burst his mighty heart;
+ And, in his mantle muffling up his face,
+ Even at the base of Pompey's statua,
+ Which all the while ran blood, great Caesar fell.
+ O, what a fall was there, my countrymen!
+ Then I, and you, and all of us fell down,
+ Whilst bloody treason flourish'd over us.
+ O, now you weep; and, I perceive, you feel
+ The dint of pity: these are gracious drops.
+ Kind souls, what, weep you when you but behold
+ Our Caesar's vesture wounded? Look you here,
+ Here is himself, marr'd, as you see, with traitors.
+
+First Citizen O piteous spectacle!
+
+Second Citizen O noble Caesar!
+
+Third Citizen O woful day!
+
+Fourth Citizen O traitors, villains!
+
+First Citizen O most bloody sight!
+
+Second Citizen We will be revenged.
+
+All Revenge! About! Seek! Burn! Fire! Kill! Slay!
+ Let not a traitor live!
+
+ANTONY Stay, countrymen.
+
+First Citizen Peace there! hear the noble Antony.
+
+Second Citizen We'll hear him, we'll follow him, we'll die with him.
+
+ANTONY Good friends, sweet friends, let me not stir you up
+ To such a sudden flood of mutiny.
+ They that have done this deed are honourable:
+ What private griefs they have, alas, I know not,
+ That made them do it: they are wise and honourable,
+ And will, no doubt, with reasons answer you.
+ I come not, friends, to steal away your hearts:
+ I am no orator, as Brutus is;
+ But, as you know me all, a plain blunt man,
+ That love my friend; and that they know full well
+ That gave me public leave to speak of him:
+ For I have neither wit, nor words, nor worth,
+ Action, nor utterance, nor the power of speech,
+ To stir men's blood: I only speak right on;
+ I tell you that which you yourselves do know;
+ Show you sweet Caesar's wounds, poor poor dumb mouths,
+ And bid them speak for me: but were I Brutus,
+ And Brutus Antony, there were an Antony
+ Would ruffle up your spirits and put a tongue
+ In every wound of Caesar that should move
+ The stones of Rome to rise and mutiny.
+
+All We'll mutiny.
+
+First Citizen We'll burn the house of Brutus.
+
+Third Citizen Away, then! come, seek the conspirators.
+
+ANTONY Yet hear me, countrymen; yet hear me speak.
+
+All Peace, ho! Hear Antony. Most noble Antony!
+
+ANTONY Why, friends, you go to do you know not what:
+ Wherein hath Caesar thus deserved your loves?
+ Alas, you know not: I must tell you then:
+ You have forgot the will I told you of.
+
+All Most true. The will! Let's stay and hear the will.
+
+ANTONY Here is the will, and under Caesar's seal.
+ To every Roman citizen he gives,
+ To every several man, seventy-five drachmas.
+
+Second Citizen Most noble Caesar! We'll revenge his death.
+
+Third Citizen O royal Caesar!
+
+ANTONY Hear me with patience.
+
+All Peace, ho!
+
+ANTONY Moreover, he hath left you all his walks,
+ His private arbours and new-planted orchards,
+ On this side Tiber; he hath left them you,
+ And to your heirs for ever, common pleasures,
+ To walk abroad, and recreate yourselves.
+ Here was a Caesar! when comes such another?
+
+First Citizen Never, never. Come, away, away!
+ We'll burn his body in the holy place,
+ And with the brands fire the traitors' houses.
+ Take up the body.
+
+Second Citizen Go fetch fire.
+
+Third Citizen Pluck down benches.
+
+Fourth Citizen Pluck down forms, windows, any thing.
+
+ [Exeunt Citizens with the body]
+
+ANTONY Now let it work. Mischief, thou art afoot,
+ Take thou what course thou wilt!
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+ How now, fellow!
+
+Servant Sir, Octavius is already come to Rome.
+
+ANTONY Where is he?
+
+Servant He and Lepidus are at Caesar's house.
+
+ANTONY And thither will I straight to visit him:
+ He comes upon a wish. Fortune is merry,
+ And in this mood will give us any thing.
+
+Servant I heard him say, Brutus and Cassius
+ Are rid like madmen through the gates of Rome.
+
+ANTONY Belike they had some notice of the people,
+ How I had moved them. Bring me to Octavius.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III A street.
+
+
+ [Enter CINNA the poet]
+
+CINNA THE POET I dreamt to-night that I did feast with Caesar,
+ And things unlucky charge my fantasy:
+ I have no will to wander forth of doors,
+ Yet something leads me forth.
+
+ [Enter Citizens]
+
+First Citizen What is your name?
+
+Second Citizen Whither are you going?
+
+Third Citizen Where do you dwell?
+
+Fourth Citizen Are you a married man or a bachelor?
+
+Second Citizen Answer every man directly.
+
+First Citizen Ay, and briefly.
+
+Fourth Citizen Ay, and wisely.
+
+Third Citizen Ay, and truly, you were best.
+
+CINNA THE POET What is my name? Whither am I going? Where do I
+ dwell? Am I a married man or a bachelor? Then, to
+ answer every man directly and briefly, wisely and
+ truly: wisely I say, I am a bachelor.
+
+Second Citizen That's as much as to say, they are fools that marry:
+ you'll bear me a bang for that, I fear. Proceed; directly.
+
+CINNA THE POET Directly, I am going to Caesar's funeral.
+
+First Citizen As a friend or an enemy?
+
+CINNA THE POET As a friend.
+
+Second Citizen That matter is answered directly.
+
+Fourth Citizen For your dwelling,--briefly.
+
+CINNA THE POET Briefly, I dwell by the Capitol.
+
+Third Citizen Your name, sir, truly.
+
+CINNA THE POET Truly, my name is Cinna.
+
+First Citizen Tear him to pieces; he's a conspirator.
+
+CINNA THE POET I am Cinna the poet, I am Cinna the poet.
+
+Fourth Citizen Tear him for his bad verses, tear him for his bad verses.
+
+CINNA THE POET I am not Cinna the conspirator.
+
+Fourth Citizen It is no matter, his name's Cinna; pluck but his
+ name out of his heart, and turn him going.
+
+Third Citizen Tear him, tear him! Come, brands ho! fire-brands:
+ to Brutus', to Cassius'; burn all: some to Decius'
+ house, and some to Casca's; some to Ligarius': away, go!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I A house in Rome.
+
+
+ [ANTONY, OCTAVIUS, and LEPIDUS, seated at a table]
+
+ANTONY These many, then, shall die; their names are prick'd.
+
+OCTAVIUS Your brother too must die; consent you, Lepidus?
+
+LEPIDUS I do consent--
+
+OCTAVIUS Prick him down, Antony.
+
+LEPIDUS Upon condition Publius shall not live,
+ Who is your sister's son, Mark Antony.
+
+ANTONY He shall not live; look, with a spot I damn him.
+ But, Lepidus, go you to Caesar's house;
+ Fetch the will hither, and we shall determine
+ How to cut off some charge in legacies.
+
+LEPIDUS What, shall I find you here?
+
+OCTAVIUS Or here, or at the Capitol.
+
+ [Exit LEPIDUS]
+
+ANTONY This is a slight unmeritable man,
+ Meet to be sent on errands: is it fit,
+ The three-fold world divided, he should stand
+ One of the three to share it?
+
+OCTAVIUS So you thought him;
+ And took his voice who should be prick'd to die,
+ In our black sentence and proscription.
+
+ANTONY Octavius, I have seen more days than you:
+ And though we lay these honours on this man,
+ To ease ourselves of divers slanderous loads,
+ He shall but bear them as the ass bears gold,
+ To groan and sweat under the business,
+ Either led or driven, as we point the way;
+ And having brought our treasure where we will,
+ Then take we down his load, and turn him off,
+ Like to the empty ass, to shake his ears,
+ And graze in commons.
+
+OCTAVIUS You may do your will;
+ But he's a tried and valiant soldier.
+
+ANTONY So is my horse, Octavius; and for that
+ I do appoint him store of provender:
+ It is a creature that I teach to fight,
+ To wind, to stop, to run directly on,
+ His corporal motion govern'd by my spirit.
+ And, in some taste, is Lepidus but so;
+ He must be taught and train'd and bid go forth;
+ A barren-spirited fellow; one that feeds
+ On abjects, orts and imitations,
+ Which, out of use and staled by other men,
+ Begin his fashion: do not talk of him,
+ But as a property. And now, Octavius,
+ Listen great things:--Brutus and Cassius
+ Are levying powers: we must straight make head:
+ Therefore let our alliance be combined,
+ Our best friends made, our means stretch'd
+ And let us presently go sit in council,
+ How covert matters may be best disclosed,
+ And open perils surest answered.
+
+OCTAVIUS Let us do so: for we are at the stake,
+ And bay'd about with many enemies;
+ And some that smile have in their hearts, I fear,
+ Millions of mischiefs.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Camp near Sardis. Before BRUTUS's tent.
+
+
+ [Drum. Enter BRUTUS, LUCILIUS, LUCIUS, and
+ Soldiers; TITINIUS and PINDARUS meeting them]
+
+BRUTUS Stand, ho!
+
+LUCILIUS Give the word, ho! and stand.
+
+BRUTUS What now, Lucilius! is Cassius near?
+
+LUCILIUS He is at hand; and Pindarus is come
+ To do you salutation from his master.
+
+BRUTUS He greets me well. Your master, Pindarus,
+ In his own change, or by ill officers,
+ Hath given me some worthy cause to wish
+ Things done, undone: but, if he be at hand,
+ I shall be satisfied.
+
+PINDARUS I do not doubt
+ But that my noble master will appear
+ Such as he is, full of regard and honour.
+
+BRUTUS He is not doubted. A word, Lucilius;
+ How he received you, let me be resolved.
+
+LUCILIUS With courtesy and with respect enough;
+ But not with such familiar instances,
+ Nor with such free and friendly conference,
+ As he hath used of old.
+
+BRUTUS Thou hast described
+ A hot friend cooling: ever note, Lucilius,
+ When love begins to sicken and decay,
+ It useth an enforced ceremony.
+ There are no tricks in plain and simple faith;
+ But hollow men, like horses hot at hand,
+ Make gallant show and promise of their mettle;
+ But when they should endure the bloody spur,
+ They fall their crests, and, like deceitful jades,
+ Sink in the trial. Comes his army on?
+
+LUCILIUS They mean this night in Sardis to be quarter'd;
+ The greater part, the horse in general,
+ Are come with Cassius.
+
+BRUTUS Hark! he is arrived.
+
+ [Low march within]
+
+ March gently on to meet him.
+
+ [Enter CASSIUS and his powers]
+
+CASSIUS Stand, ho!
+
+BRUTUS Stand, ho! Speak the word along.
+
+First Soldier Stand!
+
+Second Soldier Stand!
+
+Third Soldier Stand!
+
+CASSIUS Most noble brother, you have done me wrong.
+
+BRUTUS Judge me, you gods! wrong I mine enemies?
+ And, if not so, how should I wrong a brother?
+
+CASSIUS Brutus, this sober form of yours hides wrongs;
+ And when you do them--
+
+BRUTUS Cassius, be content.
+ Speak your griefs softly: I do know you well.
+ Before the eyes of both our armies here,
+ Which should perceive nothing but love from us,
+ Let us not wrangle: bid them move away;
+ Then in my tent, Cassius, enlarge your griefs,
+ And I will give you audience.
+
+CASSIUS Pindarus,
+ Bid our commanders lead their charges off
+ A little from this ground.
+
+BRUTUS Lucilius, do you the like; and let no man
+ Come to our tent till we have done our conference.
+ Let Lucius and Titinius guard our door.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III Brutus's tent.
+
+
+ [Enter BRUTUS and CASSIUS]
+
+CASSIUS That you have wrong'd me doth appear in this:
+ You have condemn'd and noted Lucius Pella
+ For taking bribes here of the Sardians;
+ Wherein my letters, praying on his side,
+ Because I knew the man, were slighted off.
+
+BRUTUS You wronged yourself to write in such a case.
+
+CASSIUS In such a time as this it is not meet
+ That every nice offence should bear his comment.
+
+BRUTUS Let me tell you, Cassius, you yourself
+ Are much condemn'd to have an itching palm;
+ To sell and mart your offices for gold
+ To undeservers.
+
+CASSIUS I an itching palm!
+ You know that you are Brutus that speak this,
+ Or, by the gods, this speech were else your last.
+
+BRUTUS The name of Cassius honours this corruption,
+ And chastisement doth therefore hide his head.
+
+CASSIUS Chastisement!
+
+BRUTUS Remember March, the ides of March remember:
+ Did not great Julius bleed for justice' sake?
+ What villain touch'd his body, that did stab,
+ And not for justice? What, shall one of us
+ That struck the foremost man of all this world
+ But for supporting robbers, shall we now
+ Contaminate our fingers with base bribes,
+ And sell the mighty space of our large honours
+ For so much trash as may be grasped thus?
+ I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon,
+ Than such a Roman.
+
+CASSIUS Brutus, bay not me;
+ I'll not endure it: you forget yourself,
+ To hedge me in; I am a soldier, I,
+ Older in practise, abler than yourself
+ To make conditions.
+
+BRUTUS Go to; you are not, Cassius.
+
+CASSIUS I am.
+
+BRUTUS I say you are not.
+
+CASSIUS Urge me no more, I shall forget myself;
+ Have mind upon your health, tempt me no further.
+
+BRUTUS Away, slight man!
+
+CASSIUS Is't possible?
+
+BRUTUS Hear me, for I will speak.
+ Must I give way and room to your rash choler?
+ Shall I be frighted when a madman stares?
+
+CASSIUS O ye gods, ye gods! must I endure all this?
+
+BRUTUS All this! ay, more: fret till your proud heart break;
+ Go show your slaves how choleric you are,
+ And make your bondmen tremble. Must I budge?
+ Must I observe you? must I stand and crouch
+ Under your testy humour? By the gods
+ You shall digest the venom of your spleen,
+ Though it do split you; for, from this day forth,
+ I'll use you for my mirth, yea, for my laughter,
+ When you are waspish.
+
+CASSIUS Is it come to this?
+
+BRUTUS You say you are a better soldier:
+ Let it appear so; make your vaunting true,
+ And it shall please me well: for mine own part,
+ I shall be glad to learn of noble men.
+
+CASSIUS You wrong me every way; you wrong me, Brutus;
+ I said, an elder soldier, not a better:
+ Did I say 'better'?
+
+BRUTUS If you did, I care not.
+
+CASSIUS When Caesar lived, he durst not thus have moved me.
+
+BRUTUS Peace, peace! you durst not so have tempted him.
+
+CASSIUS I durst not!
+
+BRUTUS No.
+
+CASSIUS What, durst not tempt him!
+
+BRUTUS For your life you durst not!
+
+CASSIUS Do not presume too much upon my love;
+ I may do that I shall be sorry for.
+
+BRUTUS You have done that you should be sorry for.
+ There is no terror, Cassius, in your threats,
+ For I am arm'd so strong in honesty
+ That they pass by me as the idle wind,
+ Which I respect not. I did send to you
+ For certain sums of gold, which you denied me:
+ For I can raise no money by vile means:
+ By heaven, I had rather coin my heart,
+ And drop my blood for drachmas, than to wring
+ From the hard hands of peasants their vile trash
+ By any indirection: I did send
+ To you for gold to pay my legions,
+ Which you denied me: was that done like Cassius?
+ Should I have answer'd Caius Cassius so?
+ When Marcus Brutus grows so covetous,
+ To lock such rascal counters from his friends,
+ Be ready, gods, with all your thunderbolts;
+ Dash him to pieces!
+
+CASSIUS I denied you not.
+
+BRUTUS You did.
+
+CASSIUS I did not: he was but a fool that brought
+ My answer back. Brutus hath rived my heart:
+ A friend should bear his friend's infirmities,
+ But Brutus makes mine greater than they are.
+
+BRUTUS I do not, till you practise them on me.
+
+CASSIUS You love me not.
+
+BRUTUS I do not like your faults.
+
+CASSIUS A friendly eye could never see such faults.
+
+BRUTUS A flatterer's would not, though they do appear
+ As huge as high Olympus.
+
+CASSIUS Come, Antony, and young Octavius, come,
+ Revenge yourselves alone on Cassius,
+ For Cassius is aweary of the world;
+ Hated by one he loves; braved by his brother;
+ Cheque'd like a bondman; all his faults observed,
+ Set in a note-book, learn'd, and conn'd by rote,
+ To cast into my teeth. O, I could weep
+ My spirit from mine eyes! There is my dagger,
+ And here my naked breast; within, a heart
+ Dearer than Plutus' mine, richer than gold:
+ If that thou be'st a Roman, take it forth;
+ I, that denied thee gold, will give my heart:
+ Strike, as thou didst at Caesar; for, I know,
+ When thou didst hate him worst, thou lovedst him better
+ Than ever thou lovedst Cassius.
+
+BRUTUS Sheathe your dagger:
+ Be angry when you will, it shall have scope;
+ Do what you will, dishonour shall be humour.
+ O Cassius, you are yoked with a lamb
+ That carries anger as the flint bears fire;
+ Who, much enforced, shows a hasty spark,
+ And straight is cold again.
+
+CASSIUS Hath Cassius lived
+ To be but mirth and laughter to his Brutus,
+ When grief, and blood ill-temper'd, vexeth him?
+
+BRUTUS When I spoke that, I was ill-temper'd too.
+
+CASSIUS Do you confess so much? Give me your hand.
+
+BRUTUS And my heart too.
+
+CASSIUS O Brutus!
+
+BRUTUS What's the matter?
+
+CASSIUS Have not you love enough to bear with me,
+ When that rash humour which my mother gave me
+ Makes me forgetful?
+
+BRUTUS Yes, Cassius; and, from henceforth,
+ When you are over-earnest with your Brutus,
+ He'll think your mother chides, and leave you so.
+
+Poet [Within] Let me go in to see the generals;
+ There is some grudge between 'em, 'tis not meet
+ They be alone.
+
+LUCILIUS [Within] You shall not come to them.
+
+Poet [Within] Nothing but death shall stay me.
+
+ [Enter Poet, followed by LUCILIUS, TITINIUS, and LUCIUS]
+
+CASSIUS How now! what's the matter?
+
+Poet For shame, you generals! what do you mean?
+ Love, and be friends, as two such men should be;
+ For I have seen more years, I'm sure, than ye.
+
+CASSIUS Ha, ha! how vilely doth this cynic rhyme!
+
+BRUTUS Get you hence, sirrah; saucy fellow, hence!
+
+CASSIUS Bear with him, Brutus; 'tis his fashion.
+
+BRUTUS I'll know his humour, when he knows his time:
+ What should the wars do with these jigging fools?
+ Companion, hence!
+
+CASSIUS Away, away, be gone.
+
+ [Exit Poet]
+
+BRUTUS Lucilius and Titinius, bid the commanders
+ Prepare to lodge their companies to-night.
+
+CASSIUS And come yourselves, and bring Messala with you
+ Immediately to us.
+
+ [Exeunt LUCILIUS and TITINIUS]
+
+BRUTUS Lucius, a bowl of wine!
+
+ [Exit LUCIUS]
+
+CASSIUS I did not think you could have been so angry.
+
+BRUTUS O Cassius, I am sick of many griefs.
+
+CASSIUS Of your philosophy you make no use,
+ If you give place to accidental evils.
+
+BRUTUS No man bears sorrow better. Portia is dead.
+
+CASSIUS Ha! Portia!
+
+BRUTUS She is dead.
+
+CASSIUS How 'scaped I killing when I cross'd you so?
+ O insupportable and touching loss!
+ Upon what sickness?
+
+BRUTUS Impatient of my absence,
+ And grief that young Octavius with Mark Antony
+ Have made themselves so strong:--for with her death
+ That tidings came;--with this she fell distract,
+ And, her attendants absent, swallow'd fire.
+
+CASSIUS And died so?
+
+BRUTUS Even so.
+
+CASSIUS O ye immortal gods!
+
+ [Re-enter LUCIUS, with wine and taper]
+
+BRUTUS Speak no more of her. Give me a bowl of wine.
+ In this I bury all unkindness, Cassius.
+
+CASSIUS My heart is thirsty for that noble pledge.
+ Fill, Lucius, till the wine o'erswell the cup;
+ I cannot drink too much of Brutus' love.
+
+BRUTUS Come in, Titinius!
+
+ [Exit LUCIUS]
+
+ [Re-enter TITINIUS, with MESSALA]
+
+ Welcome, good Messala.
+ Now sit we close about this taper here,
+ And call in question our necessities.
+
+CASSIUS Portia, art thou gone?
+
+BRUTUS No more, I pray you.
+ Messala, I have here received letters,
+ That young Octavius and Mark Antony
+ Come down upon us with a mighty power,
+ Bending their expedition toward Philippi.
+
+MESSALA Myself have letters of the selfsame tenor.
+
+BRUTUS With what addition?
+
+MESSALA That by proscription and bills of outlawry,
+ Octavius, Antony, and Lepidus,
+ Have put to death an hundred senators.
+
+BRUTUS Therein our letters do not well agree;
+ Mine speak of seventy senators that died
+ By their proscriptions, Cicero being one.
+
+CASSIUS Cicero one!
+
+MESSALA Cicero is dead,
+ And by that order of proscription.
+ Had you your letters from your wife, my lord?
+
+BRUTUS No, Messala.
+
+MESSALA Nor nothing in your letters writ of her?
+
+BRUTUS Nothing, Messala.
+
+MESSALA That, methinks, is strange.
+
+BRUTUS Why ask you? hear you aught of her in yours?
+
+MESSALA No, my lord.
+
+BRUTUS Now, as you are a Roman, tell me true.
+
+MESSALA Then like a Roman bear the truth I tell:
+ For certain she is dead, and by strange manner.
+
+BRUTUS Why, farewell, Portia. We must die, Messala:
+ With meditating that she must die once,
+ I have the patience to endure it now.
+
+MESSALA Even so great men great losses should endure.
+
+CASSIUS I have as much of this in art as you,
+ But yet my nature could not bear it so.
+
+BRUTUS Well, to our work alive. What do you think
+ Of marching to Philippi presently?
+
+CASSIUS I do not think it good.
+
+BRUTUS Your reason?
+
+CASSIUS This it is:
+ 'Tis better that the enemy seek us:
+ So shall he waste his means, weary his soldiers,
+ Doing himself offence; whilst we, lying still,
+ Are full of rest, defense, and nimbleness.
+
+BRUTUS Good reasons must, of force, give place to better.
+ The people 'twixt Philippi and this ground
+ Do stand but in a forced affection;
+ For they have grudged us contribution:
+ The enemy, marching along by them,
+ By them shall make a fuller number up,
+ Come on refresh'd, new-added, and encouraged;
+ From which advantage shall we cut him off,
+ If at Philippi we do face him there,
+ These people at our back.
+
+CASSIUS Hear me, good brother.
+
+BRUTUS Under your pardon. You must note beside,
+ That we have tried the utmost of our friends,
+ Our legions are brim-full, our cause is ripe:
+ The enemy increaseth every day;
+ We, at the height, are ready to decline.
+ There is a tide in the affairs of men,
+ Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
+ Omitted, all the voyage of their life
+ Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
+ On such a full sea are we now afloat;
+ And we must take the current when it serves,
+ Or lose our ventures.
+
+CASSIUS Then, with your will, go on;
+ We'll along ourselves, and meet them at Philippi.
+
+BRUTUS The deep of night is crept upon our talk,
+ And nature must obey necessity;
+ Which we will niggard with a little rest.
+ There is no more to say?
+
+CASSIUS No more. Good night:
+ Early to-morrow will we rise, and hence.
+
+BRUTUS Lucius!
+
+ [Enter LUCIUS]
+ My gown.
+
+ [Exit LUCIUS]
+
+ Farewell, good Messala:
+ Good night, Titinius. Noble, noble Cassius,
+ Good night, and good repose.
+
+CASSIUS O my dear brother!
+ This was an ill beginning of the night:
+ Never come such division 'tween our souls!
+ Let it not, Brutus.
+
+BRUTUS Every thing is well.
+
+CASSIUS Good night, my lord.
+
+BRUTUS Good night, good brother.
+
+
+TITINIUS |
+ | Good night, Lord Brutus.
+MESSALA |
+
+
+BRUTUS Farewell, every one.
+
+ [Exeunt all but BRUTUS]
+
+ [Re-enter LUCIUS, with the gown]
+
+ Give me the gown. Where is thy instrument?
+
+LUCIUS Here in the tent.
+
+BRUTUS What, thou speak'st drowsily?
+ Poor knave, I blame thee not; thou art o'er-watch'd.
+ Call Claudius and some other of my men:
+ I'll have them sleep on cushions in my tent.
+
+LUCIUS Varro and Claudius!
+
+ [Enter VARRO and CLAUDIUS]
+
+VARRO Calls my lord?
+
+BRUTUS I pray you, sirs, lie in my tent and sleep;
+ It may be I shall raise you by and by
+ On business to my brother Cassius.
+
+VARRO So please you, we will stand and watch your pleasure.
+
+BRUTUS I will not have it so: lie down, good sirs;
+ It may be I shall otherwise bethink me.
+ Look, Lucius, here's the book I sought for so;
+ I put it in the pocket of my gown.
+
+ [VARRO and CLAUDIUS lie down]
+
+LUCIUS I was sure your lordship did not give it me.
+
+BRUTUS Bear with me, good boy, I am much forgetful.
+ Canst thou hold up thy heavy eyes awhile,
+ And touch thy instrument a strain or two?
+
+LUCIUS Ay, my lord, an't please you.
+
+BRUTUS It does, my boy:
+ I trouble thee too much, but thou art willing.
+
+LUCIUS It is my duty, sir.
+
+BRUTUS I should not urge thy duty past thy might;
+ I know young bloods look for a time of rest.
+
+LUCIUS I have slept, my lord, already.
+
+BRUTUS It was well done; and thou shalt sleep again;
+ I will not hold thee long: if I do live,
+ I will be good to thee.
+
+ [Music, and a song]
+
+ This is a sleepy tune. O murderous slumber,
+ Lay'st thou thy leaden mace upon my boy,
+ That plays thee music? Gentle knave, good night;
+ I will not do thee so much wrong to wake thee:
+ If thou dost nod, thou break'st thy instrument;
+ I'll take it from thee; and, good boy, good night.
+ Let me see, let me see; is not the leaf turn'd down
+ Where I left reading? Here it is, I think.
+
+ [Enter the Ghost of CAESAR]
+
+ How ill this taper burns! Ha! who comes here?
+ I think it is the weakness of mine eyes
+ That shapes this monstrous apparition.
+ It comes upon me. Art thou any thing?
+ Art thou some god, some angel, or some devil,
+ That makest my blood cold and my hair to stare?
+ Speak to me what thou art.
+
+GHOST Thy evil spirit, Brutus.
+
+BRUTUS Why comest thou?
+
+GHOST To tell thee thou shalt see me at Philippi.
+
+BRUTUS Well; then I shall see thee again?
+
+GHOST Ay, at Philippi.
+
+BRUTUS Why, I will see thee at Philippi, then.
+
+ [Exit Ghost]
+
+ Now I have taken heart thou vanishest:
+ Ill spirit, I would hold more talk with thee.
+ Boy, Lucius! Varro! Claudius! Sirs, awake! Claudius!
+
+LUCIUS The strings, my lord, are false.
+
+BRUTUS He thinks he still is at his instrument.
+ Lucius, awake!
+
+LUCIUS My lord?
+
+BRUTUS Didst thou dream, Lucius, that thou so criedst out?
+
+LUCIUS My lord, I do not know that I did cry.
+
+BRUTUS Yes, that thou didst: didst thou see any thing?
+
+LUCIUS Nothing, my lord.
+
+BRUTUS Sleep again, Lucius. Sirrah Claudius!
+
+ [To VARRO]
+
+ Fellow thou, awake!
+
+VARRO My lord?
+
+CLAUDIUS My lord?
+
+BRUTUS Why did you so cry out, sirs, in your sleep?
+
+
+VARRO |
+ | Did we, my lord?
+CLAUDIUS |
+
+
+BRUTUS Ay: saw you any thing?
+
+VARRO No, my lord, I saw nothing.
+
+CLAUDIUS Nor I, my lord.
+
+BRUTUS Go and commend me to my brother Cassius;
+ Bid him set on his powers betimes before,
+ And we will follow.
+
+
+VARRO |
+ | It shall be done, my lord.
+CLAUDIUS |
+
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I The plains of Philippi.
+
+
+ [Enter OCTAVIUS, ANTONY, and their army]
+
+OCTAVIUS Now, Antony, our hopes are answered:
+ You said the enemy would not come down,
+ But keep the hills and upper regions;
+ It proves not so: their battles are at hand;
+ They mean to warn us at Philippi here,
+ Answering before we do demand of them.
+
+ANTONY Tut, I am in their bosoms, and I know
+ Wherefore they do it: they could be content
+ To visit other places; and come down
+ With fearful bravery, thinking by this face
+ To fasten in our thoughts that they have courage;
+ But 'tis not so.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger Prepare you, generals:
+ The enemy comes on in gallant show;
+ Their bloody sign of battle is hung out,
+ And something to be done immediately.
+
+ANTONY Octavius, lead your battle softly on,
+ Upon the left hand of the even field.
+
+OCTAVIUS Upon the right hand I; keep thou the left.
+
+ANTONY Why do you cross me in this exigent?
+
+OCTAVIUS I do not cross you; but I will do so.
+
+ [March]
+
+ [Drum. Enter BRUTUS, CASSIUS, and their Army;
+ LUCILIUS, TITINIUS, MESSALA, and others]
+
+BRUTUS They stand, and would have parley.
+
+CASSIUS Stand fast, Titinius: we must out and talk.
+
+OCTAVIUS Mark Antony, shall we give sign of battle?
+
+ANTONY No, Caesar, we will answer on their charge.
+ Make forth; the generals would have some words.
+
+OCTAVIUS Stir not until the signal.
+
+BRUTUS Words before blows: is it so, countrymen?
+
+OCTAVIUS Not that we love words better, as you do.
+
+BRUTUS Good words are better than bad strokes, Octavius.
+
+ANTONY In your bad strokes, Brutus, you give good words:
+ Witness the hole you made in Caesar's heart,
+ Crying 'Long live! hail, Caesar!'
+
+CASSIUS Antony,
+ The posture of your blows are yet unknown;
+ But for your words, they rob the Hybla bees,
+ And leave them honeyless.
+
+ANTONY Not stingless too.
+
+BRUTUS O, yes, and soundless too;
+ For you have stol'n their buzzing, Antony,
+ And very wisely threat before you sting.
+
+ANTONY Villains, you did not so, when your vile daggers
+ Hack'd one another in the sides of Caesar:
+ You show'd your teeth like apes, and fawn'd like hounds,
+ And bow'd like bondmen, kissing Caesar's feet;
+ Whilst damned Casca, like a cur, behind
+ Struck Caesar on the neck. O you flatterers!
+
+CASSIUS Flatterers! Now, Brutus, thank yourself:
+ This tongue had not offended so to-day,
+ If Cassius might have ruled.
+
+OCTAVIUS Come, come, the cause: if arguing make us sweat,
+ The proof of it will turn to redder drops. Look;
+ I draw a sword against conspirators;
+ When think you that the sword goes up again?
+ Never, till Caesar's three and thirty wounds
+ Be well avenged; or till another Caesar
+ Have added slaughter to the sword of traitors.
+
+BRUTUS Caesar, thou canst not die by traitors' hands,
+ Unless thou bring'st them with thee.
+
+OCTAVIUS So I hope;
+ I was not born to die on Brutus' sword.
+
+BRUTUS O, if thou wert the noblest of thy strain,
+ Young man, thou couldst not die more honourable.
+
+CASSIUS A peevish schoolboy, worthless of such honour,
+ Join'd with a masker and a reveller!
+
+ANTONY Old Cassius still!
+
+OCTAVIUS Come, Antony, away!
+ Defiance, traitors, hurl we in your teeth:
+ If you dare fight to-day, come to the field;
+ If not, when you have stomachs.
+
+ [Exeunt OCTAVIUS, ANTONY, and their army]
+
+CASSIUS Why, now, blow wind, swell billow and swim bark!
+ The storm is up, and all is on the hazard.
+
+BRUTUS Ho, Lucilius! hark, a word with you.
+
+LUCILIUS [Standing forth] My lord?
+
+ [BRUTUS and LUCILIUS converse apart]
+
+CASSIUS Messala!
+
+MESSALA [Standing forth] What says my general?
+
+CASSIUS Messala,
+ This is my birth-day; as this very day
+ Was Cassius born. Give me thy hand, Messala:
+ Be thou my witness that against my will,
+ As Pompey was, am I compell'd to set
+ Upon one battle all our liberties.
+ You know that I held Epicurus strong
+ And his opinion: now I change my mind,
+ And partly credit things that do presage.
+ Coming from Sardis, on our former ensign
+ Two mighty eagles fell, and there they perch'd,
+ Gorging and feeding from our soldiers' hands;
+ Who to Philippi here consorted us:
+ This morning are they fled away and gone;
+ And in their steads do ravens, crows and kites,
+ Fly o'er our heads and downward look on us,
+ As we were sickly prey: their shadows seem
+ A canopy most fatal, under which
+ Our army lies, ready to give up the ghost.
+
+MESSALA Believe not so.
+
+CASSIUS I but believe it partly;
+ For I am fresh of spirit and resolved
+ To meet all perils very constantly.
+
+BRUTUS Even so, Lucilius.
+
+CASSIUS Now, most noble Brutus,
+ The gods to-day stand friendly, that we may,
+ Lovers in peace, lead on our days to age!
+ But since the affairs of men rest still incertain,
+ Let's reason with the worst that may befall.
+ If we do lose this battle, then is this
+ The very last time we shall speak together:
+ What are you then determined to do?
+
+BRUTUS Even by the rule of that philosophy
+ By which I did blame Cato for the death
+ Which he did give himself, I know not how,
+ But I do find it cowardly and vile,
+ For fear of what might fall, so to prevent
+ The time of life: arming myself with patience
+ To stay the providence of some high powers
+ That govern us below.
+
+CASSIUS Then, if we lose this battle,
+ You are contented to be led in triumph
+ Thorough the streets of Rome?
+
+BRUTUS No, Cassius, no: think not, thou noble Roman,
+ That ever Brutus will go bound to Rome;
+ He bears too great a mind. But this same day
+ Must end that work the ides of March begun;
+ And whether we shall meet again I know not.
+ Therefore our everlasting farewell take:
+ For ever, and for ever, farewell, Cassius!
+ If we do meet again, why, we shall smile;
+ If not, why then, this parting was well made.
+
+CASSIUS For ever, and for ever, farewell, Brutus!
+ If we do meet again, we'll smile indeed;
+ If not, 'tis true this parting was well made.
+
+BRUTUS Why, then, lead on. O, that a man might know
+ The end of this day's business ere it come!
+ But it sufficeth that the day will end,
+ And then the end is known. Come, ho! away!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. The field of battle.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Enter BRUTUS and MESSALA]
+
+BRUTUS Ride, ride, Messala, ride, and give these bills
+ Unto the legions on the other side.
+
+ [Loud alarum]
+
+ Let them set on at once; for I perceive
+ But cold demeanor in Octavius' wing,
+ And sudden push gives them the overthrow.
+ Ride, ride, Messala: let them all come down.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Alarums. Enter CASSIUS and TITINIUS]
+
+CASSIUS O, look, Titinius, look, the villains fly!
+ Myself have to mine own turn'd enemy:
+ This ensign here of mine was turning back;
+ I slew the coward, and did take it from him.
+
+TITINIUS O Cassius, Brutus gave the word too early;
+ Who, having some advantage on Octavius,
+ Took it too eagerly: his soldiers fell to spoil,
+ Whilst we by Antony are all enclosed.
+
+ [Enter PINDARUS]
+
+PINDARUS Fly further off, my lord, fly further off;
+ Mark Antony is in your tents, my lord
+ Fly, therefore, noble Cassius, fly far off.
+
+CASSIUS This hill is far enough. Look, look, Titinius;
+ Are those my tents where I perceive the fire?
+
+TITINIUS They are, my lord.
+
+CASSIUS Titinius, if thou lovest me,
+ Mount thou my horse, and hide thy spurs in him,
+ Till he have brought thee up to yonder troops,
+ And here again; that I may rest assured
+ Whether yond troops are friend or enemy.
+
+TITINIUS I will be here again, even with a thought.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CASSIUS Go, Pindarus, get higher on that hill;
+ My sight was ever thick; regard Titinius,
+ And tell me what thou notest about the field.
+
+ [PINDARUS ascends the hill]
+
+ This day I breathed first: time is come round,
+ And where I did begin, there shall I end;
+ My life is run his compass. Sirrah, what news?
+
+PINDARUS [Above] O my lord!
+
+CASSIUS What news?
+
+PINDARUS [Above] Titinius is enclosed round about
+ With horsemen, that make to him on the spur;
+ Yet he spurs on. Now they are almost on him.
+ Now, Titinius! Now some light. O, he lights too.
+ He's ta'en.
+
+ [Shout]
+
+ And, hark! they shout for joy.
+
+CASSIUS Come down, behold no more.
+ O, coward that I am, to live so long,
+ To see my best friend ta'en before my face!
+
+ [PINDARUS descends]
+
+ Come hither, sirrah:
+ In Parthia did I take thee prisoner;
+ And then I swore thee, saving of thy life,
+ That whatsoever I did bid thee do,
+ Thou shouldst attempt it. Come now, keep thine oath;
+ Now be a freeman: and with this good sword,
+ That ran through Caesar's bowels, search this bosom.
+ Stand not to answer: here, take thou the hilts;
+ And, when my face is cover'd, as 'tis now,
+ Guide thou the sword.
+
+ [PINDARUS stabs him]
+
+ Caesar, thou art revenged,
+ Even with the sword that kill'd thee.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+PINDARUS So, I am free; yet would not so have been,
+ Durst I have done my will. O Cassius,
+ Far from this country Pindarus shall run,
+ Where never Roman shall take note of him.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter TITINIUS with MESSALA]
+
+MESSALA It is but change, Titinius; for Octavius
+ Is overthrown by noble Brutus' power,
+ As Cassius' legions are by Antony.
+
+TITINIUS These tidings will well comfort Cassius.
+
+MESSALA Where did you leave him?
+
+TITINIUS All disconsolate,
+ With Pindarus his bondman, on this hill.
+
+MESSALA Is not that he that lies upon the ground?
+
+TITINIUS He lies not like the living. O my heart!
+
+MESSALA Is not that he?
+
+TITINIUS No, this was he, Messala,
+ But Cassius is no more. O setting sun,
+ As in thy red rays thou dost sink to-night,
+ So in his red blood Cassius' day is set;
+ The sun of Rome is set! Our day is gone;
+ Clouds, dews, and dangers come; our deeds are done!
+ Mistrust of my success hath done this deed.
+
+MESSALA Mistrust of good success hath done this deed.
+ O hateful error, melancholy's child,
+ Why dost thou show to the apt thoughts of men
+ The things that are not? O error, soon conceived,
+ Thou never comest unto a happy birth,
+ But kill'st the mother that engender'd thee!
+
+TITINIUS What, Pindarus! where art thou, Pindarus?
+
+MESSALA Seek him, Titinius, whilst I go to meet
+ The noble Brutus, thrusting this report
+ Into his ears; I may say, thrusting it;
+ For piercing steel and darts envenomed
+ Shall be as welcome to the ears of Brutus
+ As tidings of this sight.
+
+TITINIUS Hie you, Messala,
+ And I will seek for Pindarus the while.
+
+ [Exit MESSALA]
+
+ Why didst thou send me forth, brave Cassius?
+ Did I not meet thy friends? and did not they
+ Put on my brows this wreath of victory,
+ And bid me give it thee? Didst thou not hear their shouts?
+ Alas, thou hast misconstrued every thing!
+ But, hold thee, take this garland on thy brow;
+ Thy Brutus bid me give it thee, and I
+ Will do his bidding. Brutus, come apace,
+ And see how I regarded Caius Cassius.
+ By your leave, gods:--this is a Roman's part
+ Come, Cassius' sword, and find Titinius' heart.
+
+ [Kills himself]
+
+ [Alarum. Re-enter MESSALA, with BRUTUS, CATO,
+ STRATO, VOLUMNIUS, and LUCILIUS]
+
+BRUTUS Where, where, Messala, doth his body lie?
+
+MESSALA Lo, yonder, and Titinius mourning it.
+
+BRUTUS Titinius' face is upward.
+
+CATO He is slain.
+
+BRUTUS O Julius Caesar, thou art mighty yet!
+ Thy spirit walks abroad and turns our swords
+ In our own proper entrails.
+
+ [Low alarums]
+
+CATO Brave Titinius!
+ Look, whether he have not crown'd dead Cassius!
+
+BRUTUS Are yet two Romans living such as these?
+ The last of all the Romans, fare thee well!
+ It is impossible that ever Rome
+ Should breed thy fellow. Friends, I owe more tears
+ To this dead man than you shall see me pay.
+ I shall find time, Cassius, I shall find time.
+ Come, therefore, and to Thasos send his body:
+ His funerals shall not be in our camp,
+ Lest it discomfort us. Lucilius, come;
+ And come, young Cato; let us to the field.
+ Labeo and Flavius, set our battles on:
+ 'Tis three o'clock; and, Romans, yet ere night
+ We shall try fortune in a second fight.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Alarum. Enter fighting, Soldiers of both armies;
+ then BRUTUS, CATO, LUCILIUS, and others]
+
+BRUTUS Yet, countrymen, O, yet hold up your heads!
+
+CATO What bastard doth not? Who will go with me?
+ I will proclaim my name about the field:
+ I am the son of Marcus Cato, ho!
+ A foe to tyrants, and my country's friend;
+ I am the son of Marcus Cato, ho!
+
+BRUTUS And I am Brutus, Marcus Brutus, I;
+ Brutus, my country's friend; know me for Brutus!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LUCILIUS O young and noble Cato, art thou down?
+ Why, now thou diest as bravely as Titinius;
+ And mayst be honour'd, being Cato's son.
+
+First Soldier Yield, or thou diest.
+
+LUCILIUS Only I yield to die:
+ There is so much that thou wilt kill me straight;
+
+ [Offering money]
+
+ Kill Brutus, and be honour'd in his death.
+
+First Soldier We must not. A noble prisoner!
+
+Second Soldier Room, ho! Tell Antony, Brutus is ta'en.
+
+First Soldier I'll tell the news. Here comes the general.
+
+ [Enter ANTONY]
+
+ Brutus is ta'en, Brutus is ta'en, my lord.
+
+ANTONY Where is he?
+
+LUCILIUS Safe, Antony; Brutus is safe enough:
+ I dare assure thee that no enemy
+ Shall ever take alive the noble Brutus:
+ The gods defend him from so great a shame!
+ When you do find him, or alive or dead,
+ He will be found like Brutus, like himself.
+
+ANTONY This is not Brutus, friend; but, I assure you,
+ A prize no less in worth: keep this man safe;
+ Give him all kindness: I had rather have
+ Such men my friends than enemies. Go on,
+ And see whether Brutus be alive or dead;
+ And bring us word unto Octavius' tent
+ How every thing is chanced.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ JULIUS CAESAR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Enter BRUTUS, DARDANIUS, CLITUS, STRATO, and
+ VOLUMNIUS]
+
+BRUTUS Come, poor remains of friends, rest on this rock.
+
+CLITUS Statilius show'd the torch-light, but, my lord,
+ He came not back: he is or ta'en or slain.
+
+BRUTUS Sit thee down, Clitus: slaying is the word;
+ It is a deed in fashion. Hark thee, Clitus.
+
+ [Whispers]
+
+CLITUS What, I, my lord? No, not for all the world.
+
+BRUTUS Peace then! no words.
+
+CLITUS I'll rather kill myself.
+
+BRUTUS Hark thee, Dardanius.
+
+ [Whispers]
+
+DARDANIUS Shall I do such a deed?
+
+CLITUS O Dardanius!
+
+DARDANIUS O Clitus!
+
+CLITUS What ill request did Brutus make to thee?
+
+DARDANIUS To kill him, Clitus. Look, he meditates.
+
+CLITUS Now is that noble vessel full of grief,
+ That it runs over even at his eyes.
+
+BRUTUS Come hither, good Volumnius; list a word.
+
+VOLUMNIUS What says my lord?
+
+BRUTUS Why, this, Volumnius:
+ The ghost of Caesar hath appear'd to me
+ Two several times by night; at Sardis once,
+ And, this last night, here in Philippi fields:
+ I know my hour is come.
+
+VOLUMNIUS Not so, my lord.
+
+BRUTUS Nay, I am sure it is, Volumnius.
+ Thou seest the world, Volumnius, how it goes;
+ Our enemies have beat us to the pit:
+
+ [Low alarums]
+
+ It is more worthy to leap in ourselves,
+ Than tarry till they push us. Good Volumnius,
+ Thou know'st that we two went to school together:
+ Even for that our love of old, I prithee,
+ Hold thou my sword-hilts, whilst I run on it.
+
+VOLUMNIUS That's not an office for a friend, my lord.
+
+ [Alarum still]
+
+CLITUS Fly, fly, my lord; there is no tarrying here.
+
+BRUTUS Farewell to you; and you; and you, Volumnius.
+ Strato, thou hast been all this while asleep;
+ Farewell to thee too, Strato. Countrymen,
+ My heart doth joy that yet in all my life
+ I found no man but he was true to me.
+ I shall have glory by this losing day
+ More than Octavius and Mark Antony
+ By this vile conquest shall attain unto.
+ So fare you well at once; for Brutus' tongue
+ Hath almost ended his life's history:
+ Night hangs upon mine eyes; my bones would rest,
+ That have but labour'd to attain this hour.
+
+ [Alarum. Cry within, 'Fly, fly, fly!']
+
+CLITUS Fly, my lord, fly.
+
+BRUTUS Hence! I will follow.
+
+ [Exeunt CLITUS, DARDANIUS, and VOLUMNIUS]
+
+ I prithee, Strato, stay thou by thy lord:
+ Thou art a fellow of a good respect;
+ Thy life hath had some smatch of honour in it:
+ Hold then my sword, and turn away thy face,
+ While I do run upon it. Wilt thou, Strato?
+
+STRATO Give me your hand first. Fare you well, my lord.
+
+BRUTUS Farewell, good Strato.
+
+ [Runs on his sword]
+
+ Caesar, now be still:
+ I kill'd not thee with half so good a will.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+ [Alarum. Retreat. Enter OCTAVIUS, ANTONY, MESSALA,
+ LUCILIUS, and the army]
+
+OCTAVIUS What man is that?
+
+MESSALA My master's man. Strato, where is thy master?
+
+STRATO Free from the bondage you are in, Messala:
+ The conquerors can but make a fire of him;
+ For Brutus only overcame himself,
+ And no man else hath honour by his death.
+
+LUCILIUS So Brutus should be found. I thank thee, Brutus,
+ That thou hast proved Lucilius' saying true.
+
+OCTAVIUS All that served Brutus, I will entertain them.
+ Fellow, wilt thou bestow thy time with me?
+
+STRATO Ay, if Messala will prefer me to you.
+
+OCTAVIUS Do so, good Messala.
+
+MESSALA How died my master, Strato?
+
+STRATO I held the sword, and he did run on it.
+
+MESSALA Octavius, then take him to follow thee,
+ That did the latest service to my master.
+
+ANTONY This was the noblest Roman of them all:
+ All the conspirators save only he
+ Did that they did in envy of great Caesar;
+ He only, in a general honest thought
+ And common good to all, made one of them.
+ His life was gentle, and the elements
+ So mix'd in him that Nature might stand up
+ And say to all the world 'This was a man!'
+
+OCTAVIUS According to his virtue let us use him,
+ With all respect and rites of burial.
+ Within my tent his bones to-night shall lie,
+ Most like a soldier, order'd honourably.
+ So call the field to rest; and let's away,
+ To part the glories of this happy day.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+LEAR king of Britain (KING LEAR:)
+
+KING OF FRANCE:
+
+DUKE OF BURGUNDY (BURGUNDY:)
+
+DUKE OF CORNWALL (CORNWALL:)
+
+DUKE OF ALBANY (ALBANY:)
+
+EARL OF KENT (KENT:)
+
+EARL OF GLOUCESTER (GLOUCESTER:)
+
+EDGAR son to Gloucester.
+
+EDMUND bastard son to Gloucester.
+
+CURAN a courtier.
+
+Old Man tenant to Gloucester.
+
+Doctor:
+
+Fool:
+
+OSWALD steward to Goneril.
+
+ A Captain employed by Edmund. (Captain:)
+
+ Gentleman attendant on Cordelia. (Gentleman:)
+ A Herald.
+
+ Servants to Cornwall.
+ (First Servant:)
+ (Second Servant:)
+ (Third Servant:)
+
+
+GONERIL |
+ |
+REGAN | daughters to Lear.
+ |
+CORDELIA |
+
+
+ Knights of Lear's train, Captains, Messengers,
+ Soldiers, and Attendants
+ (Knight:)
+ (Captain:)
+ (Messenger:)
+
+
+
+SCENE Britain.
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I King Lear's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter KENT, GLOUCESTER, and EDMUND]
+
+KENT I thought the king had more affected the Duke of
+ Albany than Cornwall.
+
+GLOUCESTER It did always seem so to us: but now, in the
+ division of the kingdom, it appears not which of
+ the dukes he values most; for equalities are so
+ weighed, that curiosity in neither can make choice
+ of either's moiety.
+
+KENT Is not this your son, my lord?
+
+GLOUCESTER His breeding, sir, hath been at my charge: I have
+ so often blushed to acknowledge him, that now I am
+ brazed to it.
+
+KENT I cannot conceive you.
+
+GLOUCESTER Sir, this young fellow's mother could: whereupon
+ she grew round-wombed, and had, indeed, sir, a son
+ for her cradle ere she had a husband for her bed.
+ Do you smell a fault?
+
+KENT I cannot wish the fault undone, the issue of it
+ being so proper.
+
+GLOUCESTER But I have, sir, a son by order of law, some year
+ elder than this, who yet is no dearer in my account:
+ though this knave came something saucily into the
+ world before he was sent for, yet was his mother
+ fair; there was good sport at his making, and the
+ whoreson must be acknowledged. Do you know this
+ noble gentleman, Edmund?
+
+EDMUND No, my lord.
+
+GLOUCESTER My lord of Kent: remember him hereafter as my
+ honourable friend.
+
+EDMUND My services to your lordship.
+
+KENT I must love you, and sue to know you better.
+
+EDMUND Sir, I shall study deserving.
+
+GLOUCESTER He hath been out nine years, and away he shall
+ again. The king is coming.
+
+ [Sennet. Enter KING LEAR, CORNWALL, ALBANY,
+ GONERIL, REGAN, CORDELIA, and Attendants]
+
+KING LEAR Attend the lords of France and Burgundy, Gloucester.
+
+GLOUCESTER I shall, my liege.
+
+ [Exeunt GLOUCESTER and EDMUND]
+
+KING LEAR Meantime we shall express our darker purpose.
+ Give me the map there. Know that we have divided
+ In three our kingdom: and 'tis our fast intent
+ To shake all cares and business from our age;
+ Conferring them on younger strengths, while we
+ Unburthen'd crawl toward death. Our son of Cornwall,
+ And you, our no less loving son of Albany,
+ We have this hour a constant will to publish
+ Our daughters' several dowers, that future strife
+ May be prevented now. The princes, France and Burgundy,
+ Great rivals in our youngest daughter's love,
+ Long in our court have made their amorous sojourn,
+ And here are to be answer'd. Tell me, my daughters,--
+ Since now we will divest us both of rule,
+ Interest of territory, cares of state,--
+ Which of you shall we say doth love us most?
+ That we our largest bounty may extend
+ Where nature doth with merit challenge. Goneril,
+ Our eldest-born, speak first.
+
+GONERIL Sir, I love you more than words can wield the matter;
+ Dearer than eye-sight, space, and liberty;
+ Beyond what can be valued, rich or rare;
+ No less than life, with grace, health, beauty, honour;
+ As much as child e'er loved, or father found;
+ A love that makes breath poor, and speech unable;
+ Beyond all manner of so much I love you.
+
+CORDELIA [Aside] What shall Cordelia do?
+ Love, and be silent.
+
+LEAR Of all these bounds, even from this line to this,
+ With shadowy forests and with champains rich'd,
+ With plenteous rivers and wide-skirted meads,
+ We make thee lady: to thine and Albany's issue
+ Be this perpetual. What says our second daughter,
+ Our dearest Regan, wife to Cornwall? Speak.
+
+REGAN Sir, I am made
+ Of the self-same metal that my sister is,
+ And prize me at her worth. In my true heart
+ I find she names my very deed of love;
+ Only she comes too short: that I profess
+ Myself an enemy to all other joys,
+ Which the most precious square of sense possesses;
+ And find I am alone felicitate
+ In your dear highness' love.
+
+CORDELIA [Aside] Then poor Cordelia!
+ And yet not so; since, I am sure, my love's
+ More richer than my tongue.
+
+KING LEAR To thee and thine hereditary ever
+ Remain this ample third of our fair kingdom;
+ No less in space, validity, and pleasure,
+ Than that conferr'd on Goneril. Now, our joy,
+ Although the last, not least; to whose young love
+ The vines of France and milk of Burgundy
+ Strive to be interess'd; what can you say to draw
+ A third more opulent than your sisters? Speak.
+
+CORDELIA Nothing, my lord.
+
+KING LEAR Nothing!
+
+CORDELIA Nothing.
+
+KING LEAR Nothing will come of nothing: speak again.
+
+CORDELIA Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave
+ My heart into my mouth: I love your majesty
+ According to my bond; nor more nor less.
+
+KING LEAR How, how, Cordelia! mend your speech a little,
+ Lest it may mar your fortunes.
+
+CORDELIA Good my lord,
+ You have begot me, bred me, loved me: I
+ Return those duties back as are right fit,
+ Obey you, love you, and most honour you.
+ Why have my sisters husbands, if they say
+ They love you all? Haply, when I shall wed,
+ That lord whose hand must take my plight shall carry
+ Half my love with him, half my care and duty:
+ Sure, I shall never marry like my sisters,
+ To love my father all.
+
+KING LEAR But goes thy heart with this?
+
+CORDELIA Ay, good my lord.
+
+KING LEAR So young, and so untender?
+
+CORDELIA So young, my lord, and true.
+
+KING LEAR Let it be so; thy truth, then, be thy dower:
+ For, by the sacred radiance of the sun,
+ The mysteries of Hecate, and the night;
+ By all the operation of the orbs
+ From whom we do exist, and cease to be;
+ Here I disclaim all my paternal care,
+ Propinquity and property of blood,
+ And as a stranger to my heart and me
+ Hold thee, from this, for ever. The barbarous Scythian,
+ Or he that makes his generation messes
+ To gorge his appetite, shall to my bosom
+ Be as well neighbour'd, pitied, and relieved,
+ As thou my sometime daughter.
+
+KENT Good my liege,--
+
+KING LEAR Peace, Kent!
+ Come not between the dragon and his wrath.
+ I loved her most, and thought to set my rest
+ On her kind nursery. Hence, and avoid my sight!
+ So be my grave my peace, as here I give
+ Her father's heart from her! Call France; who stirs?
+ Call Burgundy. Cornwall and Albany,
+ With my two daughters' dowers digest this third:
+ Let pride, which she calls plainness, marry her.
+ I do invest you jointly with my power,
+ Pre-eminence, and all the large effects
+ That troop with majesty. Ourself, by monthly course,
+ With reservation of an hundred knights,
+ By you to be sustain'd, shall our abode
+ Make with you by due turns. Only we still retain
+ The name, and all the additions to a king;
+ The sway, revenue, execution of the rest,
+ Beloved sons, be yours: which to confirm,
+ This coronet part betwixt you.
+
+ [Giving the crown]
+
+KENT Royal Lear,
+ Whom I have ever honour'd as my king,
+ Loved as my father, as my master follow'd,
+ As my great patron thought on in my prayers,--
+
+KING LEAR The bow is bent and drawn, make from the shaft.
+
+KENT Let it fall rather, though the fork invade
+ The region of my heart: be Kent unmannerly,
+ When Lear is mad. What wilt thou do, old man?
+ Think'st thou that duty shall have dread to speak,
+ When power to flattery bows? To plainness honour's bound,
+ When majesty stoops to folly. Reverse thy doom;
+ And, in thy best consideration, cheque
+ This hideous rashness: answer my life my judgment,
+ Thy youngest daughter does not love thee least;
+ Nor are those empty-hearted whose low sound
+ Reverbs no hollowness.
+
+KING LEAR Kent, on thy life, no more.
+
+KENT My life I never held but as a pawn
+ To wage against thy enemies; nor fear to lose it,
+ Thy safety being the motive.
+
+KING LEAR Out of my sight!
+
+KENT See better, Lear; and let me still remain
+ The true blank of thine eye.
+
+KING LEAR Now, by Apollo,--
+
+KENT Now, by Apollo, king,
+ Thou swear'st thy gods in vain.
+
+KING LEAR O, vassal! miscreant!
+
+ [Laying his hand on his sword]
+
+
+ALBANY |
+ | Dear sir, forbear.
+CORNWALL |
+
+
+KENT Do:
+ Kill thy physician, and the fee bestow
+ Upon thy foul disease. Revoke thy doom;
+ Or, whilst I can vent clamour from my throat,
+ I'll tell thee thou dost evil.
+
+KING LEAR Hear me, recreant!
+ On thine allegiance, hear me!
+ Since thou hast sought to make us break our vow,
+ Which we durst never yet, and with strain'd pride
+ To come between our sentence and our power,
+ Which nor our nature nor our place can bear,
+ Our potency made good, take thy reward.
+ Five days we do allot thee, for provision
+ To shield thee from diseases of the world;
+ And on the sixth to turn thy hated back
+ Upon our kingdom: if, on the tenth day following,
+ Thy banish'd trunk be found in our dominions,
+ The moment is thy death. Away! by Jupiter,
+ This shall not be revoked.
+
+KENT Fare thee well, king: sith thus thou wilt appear,
+ Freedom lives hence, and banishment is here.
+
+ [To CORDELIA]
+
+ The gods to their dear shelter take thee, maid,
+ That justly think'st, and hast most rightly said!
+
+ [To REGAN and GONERIL]
+
+ And your large speeches may your deeds approve,
+ That good effects may spring from words of love.
+ Thus Kent, O princes, bids you all adieu;
+ He'll shape his old course in a country new.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Flourish. Re-enter GLOUCESTER, with KING OF FRANCE,
+ BURGUNDY, and Attendants]
+
+GLOUCESTER Here's France and Burgundy, my noble lord.
+
+KING LEAR My lord of Burgundy.
+ We first address towards you, who with this king
+ Hath rivall'd for our daughter: what, in the least,
+ Will you require in present dower with her,
+ Or cease your quest of love?
+
+BURGUNDY Most royal majesty,
+ I crave no more than what your highness offer'd,
+ Nor will you tender less.
+
+KING LEAR Right noble Burgundy,
+ When she was dear to us, we did hold her so;
+ But now her price is fall'n. Sir, there she stands:
+ If aught within that little seeming substance,
+ Or all of it, with our displeasure pieced,
+ And nothing more, may fitly like your grace,
+ She's there, and she is yours.
+
+BURGUNDY I know no answer.
+
+KING LEAR Will you, with those infirmities she owes,
+ Unfriended, new-adopted to our hate,
+ Dower'd with our curse, and stranger'd with our oath,
+ Take her, or leave her?
+
+BURGUNDY Pardon me, royal sir;
+ Election makes not up on such conditions.
+
+KING LEAR Then leave her, sir; for, by the power that made me,
+ I tell you all her wealth.
+
+ [To KING OF FRANCE]
+
+ For you, great king,
+ I would not from your love make such a stray,
+ To match you where I hate; therefore beseech you
+ To avert your liking a more worthier way
+ Than on a wretch whom nature is ashamed
+ Almost to acknowledge hers.
+
+KING OF FRANCE This is most strange,
+ That she, that even but now was your best object,
+ The argument of your praise, balm of your age,
+ Most best, most dearest, should in this trice of time
+ Commit a thing so monstrous, to dismantle
+ So many folds of favour. Sure, her offence
+ Must be of such unnatural degree,
+ That monsters it, or your fore-vouch'd affection
+ Fall'n into taint: which to believe of her,
+ Must be a faith that reason without miracle
+ Could never plant in me.
+
+CORDELIA I yet beseech your majesty,--
+ If for I want that glib and oily art,
+ To speak and purpose not; since what I well intend,
+ I'll do't before I speak,--that you make known
+ It is no vicious blot, murder, or foulness,
+ No unchaste action, or dishonour'd step,
+ That hath deprived me of your grace and favour;
+ But even for want of that for which I am richer,
+ A still-soliciting eye, and such a tongue
+ As I am glad I have not, though not to have it
+ Hath lost me in your liking.
+
+KING LEAR Better thou
+ Hadst not been born than not to have pleased me better.
+
+KING OF FRANCE Is it but this,--a tardiness in nature
+ Which often leaves the history unspoke
+ That it intends to do? My lord of Burgundy,
+ What say you to the lady? Love's not love
+ When it is mingled with regards that stand
+ Aloof from the entire point. Will you have her?
+ She is herself a dowry.
+
+BURGUNDY Royal Lear,
+ Give but that portion which yourself proposed,
+ And here I take Cordelia by the hand,
+ Duchess of Burgundy.
+
+KING LEAR Nothing: I have sworn; I am firm.
+
+BURGUNDY I am sorry, then, you have so lost a father
+ That you must lose a husband.
+
+CORDELIA Peace be with Burgundy!
+ Since that respects of fortune are his love,
+ I shall not be his wife.
+
+KING OF FRANCE Fairest Cordelia, that art most rich, being poor;
+ Most choice, forsaken; and most loved, despised!
+ Thee and thy virtues here I seize upon:
+ Be it lawful I take up what's cast away.
+ Gods, gods! 'tis strange that from their cold'st neglect
+ My love should kindle to inflamed respect.
+ Thy dowerless daughter, king, thrown to my chance,
+ Is queen of us, of ours, and our fair France:
+ Not all the dukes of waterish Burgundy
+ Can buy this unprized precious maid of me.
+ Bid them farewell, Cordelia, though unkind:
+ Thou losest here, a better where to find.
+
+KING LEAR Thou hast her, France: let her be thine; for we
+ Have no such daughter, nor shall ever see
+ That face of hers again. Therefore be gone
+ Without our grace, our love, our benison.
+ Come, noble Burgundy.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt all but KING OF FRANCE, GONERIL,
+ REGAN, and CORDELIA]
+
+KING OF FRANCE Bid farewell to your sisters.
+
+CORDELIA The jewels of our father, with wash'd eyes
+ Cordelia leaves you: I know you what you are;
+ And like a sister am most loath to call
+ Your faults as they are named. Use well our father:
+ To your professed bosoms I commit him
+ But yet, alas, stood I within his grace,
+ I would prefer him to a better place.
+ So, farewell to you both.
+
+REGAN Prescribe not us our duties.
+
+GONERIL Let your study
+ Be to content your lord, who hath received you
+ At fortune's alms. You have obedience scanted,
+ And well are worth the want that you have wanted.
+
+CORDELIA Time shall unfold what plaited cunning hides:
+ Who cover faults, at last shame them derides.
+ Well may you prosper!
+
+KING OF FRANCE Come, my fair Cordelia.
+
+ [Exeunt KING OF FRANCE and CORDELIA]
+
+GONERIL Sister, it is not a little I have to say of what
+ most nearly appertains to us both. I think our
+ father will hence to-night.
+
+REGAN That's most certain, and with you; next month with us.
+
+GONERIL You see how full of changes his age is; the
+ observation we have made of it hath not been
+ little: he always loved our sister most; and
+ with what poor judgment he hath now cast her off
+ appears too grossly.
+
+REGAN 'Tis the infirmity of his age: yet he hath ever
+ but slenderly known himself.
+
+GONERIL The best and soundest of his time hath been but
+ rash; then must we look to receive from his age,
+ not alone the imperfections of long-engraffed
+ condition, but therewithal the unruly waywardness
+ that infirm and choleric years bring with them.
+
+REGAN Such unconstant starts are we like to have from
+ him as this of Kent's banishment.
+
+GONERIL There is further compliment of leavetaking
+ between France and him. Pray you, let's hit
+ together: if our father carry authority with
+ such dispositions as he bears, this last
+ surrender of his will but offend us.
+
+REGAN We shall further think on't.
+
+GONERIL We must do something, and i' the heat.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II The Earl of Gloucester's castle.
+
+
+ [Enter EDMUND, with a letter]
+
+EDMUND Thou, nature, art my goddess; to thy law
+ My services are bound. Wherefore should I
+ Stand in the plague of custom, and permit
+ The curiosity of nations to deprive me,
+ For that I am some twelve or fourteen moon-shines
+ Lag of a brother? Why bastard? wherefore base?
+ When my dimensions are as well compact,
+ My mind as generous, and my shape as true,
+ As honest madam's issue? Why brand they us
+ With base? with baseness? bastardy? base, base?
+ Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take
+ More composition and fierce quality
+ Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed,
+ Go to the creating a whole tribe of fops,
+ Got 'tween asleep and wake? Well, then,
+ Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land:
+ Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund
+ As to the legitimate: fine word,--legitimate!
+ Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed,
+ And my invention thrive, Edmund the base
+ Shall top the legitimate. I grow; I prosper:
+ Now, gods, stand up for bastards!
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER]
+
+GLOUCESTER Kent banish'd thus! and France in choler parted!
+ And the king gone to-night! subscribed his power!
+ Confined to exhibition! All this done
+ Upon the gad! Edmund, how now! what news?
+
+EDMUND So please your lordship, none.
+
+ [Putting up the letter]
+
+GLOUCESTER Why so earnestly seek you to put up that letter?
+
+EDMUND I know no news, my lord.
+
+GLOUCESTER What paper were you reading?
+
+EDMUND Nothing, my lord.
+
+GLOUCESTER No? What needed, then, that terrible dispatch of
+ it into your pocket? the quality of nothing hath
+ not such need to hide itself. Let's see: come,
+ if it be nothing, I shall not need spectacles.
+
+EDMUND I beseech you, sir, pardon me: it is a letter
+ from my brother, that I have not all o'er-read;
+ and for so much as I have perused, I find it not
+ fit for your o'er-looking.
+
+GLOUCESTER Give me the letter, sir.
+
+EDMUND I shall offend, either to detain or give it. The
+ contents, as in part I understand them, are to blame.
+
+GLOUCESTER Let's see, let's see.
+
+EDMUND I hope, for my brother's justification, he wrote
+ this but as an essay or taste of my virtue.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Reads] 'This policy and reverence of age makes
+ the world bitter to the best of our times; keeps
+ our fortunes from us till our oldness cannot relish
+ them. I begin to find an idle and fond bondage
+ in the oppression of aged tyranny; who sways, not
+ as it hath power, but as it is suffered. Come to
+ me, that of this I may speak more. If our father
+ would sleep till I waked him, you should half his
+ revenue for ever, and live the beloved of your
+ brother, EDGAR.'
+
+ Hum--conspiracy!--'Sleep till I waked him,--you
+ should enjoy half his revenue,'--My son Edgar!
+ Had he a hand to write this? a heart and brain
+ to breed it in?--When came this to you? who
+ brought it?
+
+EDMUND It was not brought me, my lord; there's the
+ cunning of it; I found it thrown in at the
+ casement of my closet.
+
+GLOUCESTER You know the character to be your brother's?
+
+EDMUND If the matter were good, my lord, I durst swear
+ it were his; but, in respect of that, I would
+ fain think it were not.
+
+GLOUCESTER It is his.
+
+EDMUND It is his hand, my lord; but I hope his heart is
+ not in the contents.
+
+GLOUCESTER Hath he never heretofore sounded you in this business?
+
+EDMUND Never, my lord: but I have heard him oft
+ maintain it to be fit, that, sons at perfect age,
+ and fathers declining, the father should be as
+ ward to the son, and the son manage his revenue.
+
+GLOUCESTER O villain, villain! His very opinion in the
+ letter! Abhorred villain! Unnatural, detested,
+ brutish villain! worse than brutish! Go, sirrah,
+ seek him; I'll apprehend him: abominable villain!
+ Where is he?
+
+EDMUND I do not well know, my lord. If it shall please
+ you to suspend your indignation against my
+ brother till you can derive from him better
+ testimony of his intent, you shall run a certain
+ course; where, if you violently proceed against
+ him, mistaking his purpose, it would make a great
+ gap in your own honour, and shake in pieces the
+ heart of his obedience. I dare pawn down my life
+ for him, that he hath wrote this to feel my
+ affection to your honour, and to no further
+ pretence of danger.
+
+GLOUCESTER Think you so?
+
+EDMUND If your honour judge it meet, I will place you
+ where you shall hear us confer of this, and by an
+ auricular assurance have your satisfaction; and
+ that without any further delay than this very evening.
+
+GLOUCESTER He cannot be such a monster--
+
+EDMUND Nor is not, sure.
+
+GLOUCESTER To his father, that so tenderly and entirely
+ loves him. Heaven and earth! Edmund, seek him
+ out: wind me into him, I pray you: frame the
+ business after your own wisdom. I would unstate
+ myself, to be in a due resolution.
+
+EDMUND I will seek him, sir, presently: convey the
+ business as I shall find means and acquaint you withal.
+
+GLOUCESTER These late eclipses in the sun and moon portend
+ no good to us: though the wisdom of nature can
+ reason it thus and thus, yet nature finds itself
+ scourged by the sequent effects: love cools,
+ friendship falls off, brothers divide: in
+ cities, mutinies; in countries, discord; in
+ palaces, treason; and the bond cracked 'twixt son
+ and father. This villain of mine comes under the
+ prediction; there's son against father: the king
+ falls from bias of nature; there's father against
+ child. We have seen the best of our time:
+ machinations, hollowness, treachery, and all
+ ruinous disorders, follow us disquietly to our
+ graves. Find out this villain, Edmund; it shall
+ lose thee nothing; do it carefully. And the
+ noble and true-hearted Kent banished! his
+ offence, honesty! 'Tis strange.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+EDMUND This is the excellent foppery of the world, that,
+ when we are sick in fortune,--often the surfeit
+ of our own behavior,--we make guilty of our
+ disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars: as
+ if we were villains by necessity; fools by
+ heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and
+ treachers, by spherical predominance; drunkards,
+ liars, and adulterers, by an enforced obedience of
+ planetary influence; and all that we are evil in,
+ by a divine thrusting on: an admirable evasion
+ of whoremaster man, to lay his goatish
+ disposition to the charge of a star! My
+ father compounded with my mother under the
+ dragon's tail; and my nativity was under Ursa
+ major; so that it follows, I am rough and
+ lecherous. Tut, I should have been that I am,
+ had the maidenliest star in the firmament
+ twinkled on my bastardizing. Edgar--
+
+ [Enter EDGAR]
+
+ And pat he comes like the catastrophe of the old
+ comedy: my cue is villanous melancholy, with a
+ sigh like Tom o' Bedlam. O, these eclipses do
+ portend these divisions! fa, sol, la, mi.
+
+EDGAR How now, brother Edmund! what serious
+ contemplation are you in?
+
+EDMUND I am thinking, brother, of a prediction I read
+ this other day, what should follow these eclipses.
+
+EDGAR Do you busy yourself about that?
+
+EDMUND I promise you, the effects he writes of succeed
+ unhappily; as of unnaturalness between the child
+ and the parent; death, dearth, dissolutions of
+ ancient amities; divisions in state, menaces and
+ maledictions against king and nobles; needless
+ diffidences, banishment of friends, dissipation
+ of cohorts, nuptial breaches, and I know not what.
+
+EDGAR How long have you been a sectary astronomical?
+
+EDMUND Come, come; when saw you my father last?
+
+EDGAR Why, the night gone by.
+
+EDMUND Spake you with him?
+
+EDGAR Ay, two hours together.
+
+EDMUND Parted you in good terms? Found you no
+ displeasure in him by word or countenance?
+
+EDGAR None at all.
+
+EDMUND Bethink yourself wherein you may have offended
+ him: and at my entreaty forbear his presence
+ till some little time hath qualified the heat of
+ his displeasure; which at this instant so rageth
+ in him, that with the mischief of your person it
+ would scarcely allay.
+
+EDGAR Some villain hath done me wrong.
+
+EDMUND That's my fear. I pray you, have a continent
+ forbearance till the spied of his rage goes
+ slower; and, as I say, retire with me to my
+ lodging, from whence I will fitly bring you to
+ hear my lord speak: pray ye, go; there's my key:
+ if you do stir abroad, go armed.
+
+EDGAR Armed, brother!
+
+EDMUND Brother, I advise you to the best; go armed: I
+ am no honest man if there be any good meaning
+ towards you: I have told you what I have seen
+ and heard; but faintly, nothing like the image
+ and horror of it: pray you, away.
+
+EDGAR Shall I hear from you anon?
+
+EDMUND I do serve you in this business.
+
+ [Exit EDGAR]
+
+ A credulous father! and a brother noble,
+ Whose nature is so far from doing harms,
+ That he suspects none: on whose foolish honesty
+ My practises ride easy! I see the business.
+ Let me, if not by birth, have lands by wit:
+ All with me's meet that I can fashion fit.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III The Duke of Albany's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter GONERIL, and OSWALD, her steward]
+
+GONERIL Did my father strike my gentleman for chiding of his fool?
+
+OSWALD Yes, madam.
+
+GONERIL By day and night he wrongs me; every hour
+ He flashes into one gross crime or other,
+ That sets us all at odds: I'll not endure it:
+ His knights grow riotous, and himself upbraids us
+ On every trifle. When he returns from hunting,
+ I will not speak with him; say I am sick:
+ If you come slack of former services,
+ You shall do well; the fault of it I'll answer.
+
+OSWALD He's coming, madam; I hear him.
+
+ [Horns within]
+
+GONERIL Put on what weary negligence you please,
+ You and your fellows; I'll have it come to question:
+ If he dislike it, let him to our sister,
+ Whose mind and mine, I know, in that are one,
+ Not to be over-ruled. Idle old man,
+ That still would manage those authorities
+ That he hath given away! Now, by my life,
+ Old fools are babes again; and must be used
+ With cheques as flatteries,--when they are seen abused.
+ Remember what I tell you.
+
+OSWALD Well, madam.
+
+GONERIL And let his knights have colder looks among you;
+ What grows of it, no matter; advise your fellows so:
+ I would breed from hence occasions, and I shall,
+ That I may speak: I'll write straight to my sister,
+ To hold my very course. Prepare for dinner.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A hall in the same.
+
+
+ [Enter KENT, disguised]
+
+KENT If but as well I other accents borrow,
+ That can my speech defuse, my good intent
+ May carry through itself to that full issue
+ For which I razed my likeness. Now, banish'd Kent,
+ If thou canst serve where thou dost stand condemn'd,
+ So may it come, thy master, whom thou lovest,
+ Shall find thee full of labours.
+
+ [Horns within. Enter KING LEAR, Knights, and
+ Attendants]
+
+KING LEAR Let me not stay a jot for dinner; go get it ready.
+
+ [Exit an Attendant]
+
+ How now! what art thou?
+
+KENT A man, sir.
+
+KING LEAR What dost thou profess? what wouldst thou with us?
+
+KENT I do profess to be no less than I seem; to serve
+ him truly that will put me in trust: to love him
+ that is honest; to converse with him that is wise,
+ and says little; to fear judgment; to fight when I
+ cannot choose; and to eat no fish.
+
+KING LEAR What art thou?
+
+KENT A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as the king.
+
+KING LEAR If thou be as poor for a subject as he is for a
+ king, thou art poor enough. What wouldst thou?
+
+KENT Service.
+
+KING LEAR Who wouldst thou serve?
+
+KENT You.
+
+KING LEAR Dost thou know me, fellow?
+
+KENT No, sir; but you have that in your countenance
+ which I would fain call master.
+
+KING LEAR What's that?
+
+KENT Authority.
+
+KING LEAR What services canst thou do?
+
+KENT I can keep honest counsel, ride, run, mar a curious
+ tale in telling it, and deliver a plain message
+ bluntly: that which ordinary men are fit for, I am
+ qualified in; and the best of me is diligence.
+
+KING LEAR How old art thou?
+
+KENT Not so young, sir, to love a woman for singing, nor
+ so old to dote on her for any thing: I have years
+ on my back forty eight.
+
+KING LEAR Follow me; thou shalt serve me: if I like thee no
+ worse after dinner, I will not part from thee yet.
+ Dinner, ho, dinner! Where's my knave? my fool?
+ Go you, and call my fool hither.
+
+ [Exit an Attendant]
+
+ [Enter OSWALD]
+
+ You, you, sirrah, where's my daughter?
+
+OSWALD So please you,--
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING LEAR What says the fellow there? Call the clotpoll back.
+
+ [Exit a Knight]
+
+ Where's my fool, ho? I think the world's asleep.
+
+ [Re-enter Knight]
+
+ How now! where's that mongrel?
+
+Knight He says, my lord, your daughter is not well.
+
+KING LEAR Why came not the slave back to me when I called him.
+
+Knight Sir, he answered me in the roundest manner, he would
+ not.
+
+KING LEAR He would not!
+
+Knight My lord, I know not what the matter is; but, to my
+ judgment, your highness is not entertained with that
+ ceremonious affection as you were wont; there's a
+ great abatement of kindness appears as well in the
+ general dependants as in the duke himself also and
+ your daughter.
+
+KING LEAR Ha! sayest thou so?
+
+Knight I beseech you, pardon me, my lord, if I be mistaken;
+ for my duty cannot be silent when I think your
+ highness wronged.
+
+KING LEAR Thou but rememberest me of mine own conception: I
+ have perceived a most faint neglect of late; which I
+ have rather blamed as mine own jealous curiosity
+ than as a very pretence and purpose of unkindness:
+ I will look further into't. But where's my fool? I
+ have not seen him this two days.
+
+Knight Since my young lady's going into France, sir, the
+ fool hath much pined away.
+
+KING LEAR No more of that; I have noted it well. Go you, and
+ tell my daughter I would speak with her.
+
+ [Exit an Attendant]
+
+ Go you, call hither my fool.
+
+ [Exit an Attendant]
+
+ [Re-enter OSWALD]
+
+ O, you sir, you, come you hither, sir: who am I,
+ sir?
+
+OSWALD My lady's father.
+
+KING LEAR 'My lady's father'! my lord's knave: your
+ whoreson dog! you slave! you cur!
+
+OSWALD I am none of these, my lord; I beseech your pardon.
+
+KING LEAR Do you bandy looks with me, you rascal?
+
+ [Striking him]
+
+OSWALD I'll not be struck, my lord.
+
+KENT Nor tripped neither, you base football player.
+
+ [Tripping up his heels]
+
+KING LEAR I thank thee, fellow; thou servest me, and I'll
+ love thee.
+
+KENT Come, sir, arise, away! I'll teach you differences:
+ away, away! if you will measure your lubber's
+ length again, tarry: but away! go to; have you
+ wisdom? so.
+
+ [Pushes OSWALD out]
+
+KING LEAR Now, my friendly knave, I thank thee: there's
+ earnest of thy service.
+
+ [Giving KENT money]
+
+ [Enter Fool]
+
+Fool Let me hire him too: here's my coxcomb.
+
+ [Offering KENT his cap]
+
+KING LEAR How now, my pretty knave! how dost thou?
+
+Fool Sirrah, you were best take my coxcomb.
+
+KENT Why, fool?
+
+Fool Why, for taking one's part that's out of favour:
+ nay, an thou canst not smile as the wind sits,
+ thou'lt catch cold shortly: there, take my coxcomb:
+ why, this fellow has banished two on's daughters,
+ and did the third a blessing against his will; if
+ thou follow him, thou must needs wear my coxcomb.
+ How now, nuncle! Would I had two coxcombs and two daughters!
+
+KING LEAR Why, my boy?
+
+Fool If I gave them all my living, I'ld keep my coxcombs
+ myself. There's mine; beg another of thy daughters.
+
+KING LEAR Take heed, sirrah; the whip.
+
+Fool Truth's a dog must to kennel; he must be whipped
+ out, when Lady the brach may stand by the fire and stink.
+
+KING LEAR A pestilent gall to me!
+
+Fool Sirrah, I'll teach thee a speech.
+
+KING LEAR Do.
+
+Fool Mark it, nuncle:
+ Have more than thou showest,
+ Speak less than thou knowest,
+ Lend less than thou owest,
+ Ride more than thou goest,
+ Learn more than thou trowest,
+ Set less than thou throwest;
+ Leave thy drink and thy whore,
+ And keep in-a-door,
+ And thou shalt have more
+ Than two tens to a score.
+
+KENT This is nothing, fool.
+
+Fool Then 'tis like the breath of an unfee'd lawyer; you
+ gave me nothing for't. Can you make no use of
+ nothing, nuncle?
+
+KING LEAR Why, no, boy; nothing can be made out of nothing.
+
+Fool [To KENT] Prithee, tell him, so much the rent of
+ his land comes to: he will not believe a fool.
+
+KING LEAR A bitter fool!
+
+Fool Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a
+ bitter fool and a sweet fool?
+
+KING LEAR No, lad; teach me.
+
+Fool That lord that counsell'd thee
+ To give away thy land,
+ Come place him here by me,
+ Do thou for him stand:
+ The sweet and bitter fool
+ Will presently appear;
+ The one in motley here,
+ The other found out there.
+
+KING LEAR Dost thou call me fool, boy?
+
+Fool All thy other titles thou hast given away; that
+ thou wast born with.
+
+KENT This is not altogether fool, my lord.
+
+Fool No, faith, lords and great men will not let me; if
+ I had a monopoly out, they would have part on't:
+ and ladies too, they will not let me have all fool
+ to myself; they'll be snatching. Give me an egg,
+ nuncle, and I'll give thee two crowns.
+
+KING LEAR What two crowns shall they be?
+
+Fool Why, after I have cut the egg i' the middle, and eat
+ up the meat, the two crowns of the egg. When thou
+ clovest thy crown i' the middle, and gavest away
+ both parts, thou borest thy ass on thy back o'er
+ the dirt: thou hadst little wit in thy bald crown,
+ when thou gavest thy golden one away. If I speak
+ like myself in this, let him be whipped that first
+ finds it so.
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ Fools had ne'er less wit in a year;
+ For wise men are grown foppish,
+ They know not how their wits to wear,
+ Their manners are so apish.
+
+KING LEAR When were you wont to be so full of songs, sirrah?
+
+Fool I have used it, nuncle, ever since thou madest thy
+ daughters thy mothers: for when thou gavest them
+ the rod, and put'st down thine own breeches,
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ Then they for sudden joy did weep,
+ And I for sorrow sung,
+ That such a king should play bo-peep,
+ And go the fools among.
+
+ Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
+ thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
+
+KING LEAR An you lie, sirrah, we'll have you whipped.
+
+Fool I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are:
+ they'll have me whipped for speaking true, thou'lt
+ have me whipped for lying; and sometimes I am
+ whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be any
+ kind o' thing than a fool: and yet I would not be
+ thee, nuncle; thou hast pared thy wit o' both sides,
+ and left nothing i' the middle: here comes one o'
+ the parings.
+
+ [Enter GONERIL]
+
+KING LEAR How now, daughter! what makes that frontlet on?
+ Methinks you are too much of late i' the frown.
+
+Fool Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no need to
+ care for her frowning; now thou art an O without a
+ figure: I am better than thou art now; I am a fool,
+ thou art nothing.
+
+ [To GONERIL]
+
+ Yes, forsooth, I will hold my tongue; so your face
+ bids me, though you say nothing. Mum, mum,
+ He that keeps nor crust nor crum,
+ Weary of all, shall want some.
+
+ [Pointing to KING LEAR]
+
+ That's a shealed peascod.
+
+GONERIL Not only, sir, this your all-licensed fool,
+ But other of your insolent retinue
+ Do hourly carp and quarrel; breaking forth
+ In rank and not-to-be endured riots. Sir,
+ I had thought, by making this well known unto you,
+ To have found a safe redress; but now grow fearful,
+ By what yourself too late have spoke and done.
+ That you protect this course, and put it on
+ By your allowance; which if you should, the fault
+ Would not 'scape censure, nor the redresses sleep,
+ Which, in the tender of a wholesome weal,
+ Might in their working do you that offence,
+ Which else were shame, that then necessity
+ Will call discreet proceeding.
+
+Fool For, you trow, nuncle,
+ The hedge-sparrow fed the cuckoo so long,
+ That it's had it head bit off by it young.
+ So, out went the candle, and we were left darkling.
+
+KING LEAR Are you our daughter?
+
+GONERIL Come, sir,
+ I would you would make use of that good wisdom,
+ Whereof I know you are fraught; and put away
+ These dispositions, that of late transform you
+ From what you rightly are.
+
+Fool May not an ass know when the cart
+ draws the horse? Whoop, Jug! I love thee.
+
+KING LEAR Doth any here know me? This is not Lear:
+ Doth Lear walk thus? speak thus? Where are his eyes?
+ Either his notion weakens, his discernings
+ Are lethargied--Ha! waking? 'tis not so.
+ Who is it that can tell me who I am?
+
+Fool Lear's shadow.
+
+KING LEAR I would learn that; for, by the
+ marks of sovereignty, knowledge, and reason,
+ I should be false persuaded I had daughters.
+
+Fool Which they will make an obedient father.
+
+KING LEAR Your name, fair gentlewoman?
+
+GONERIL This admiration, sir, is much o' the savour
+ Of other your new pranks. I do beseech you
+ To understand my purposes aright:
+ As you are old and reverend, you should be wise.
+ Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires;
+ Men so disorder'd, so debosh'd and bold,
+ That this our court, infected with their manners,
+ Shows like a riotous inn: epicurism and lust
+ Make it more like a tavern or a brothel
+ Than a graced palace. The shame itself doth speak
+ For instant remedy: be then desired
+ By her, that else will take the thing she begs,
+ A little to disquantity your train;
+ And the remainder, that shall still depend,
+ To be such men as may besort your age,
+ And know themselves and you.
+
+KING LEAR Darkness and devils!
+ Saddle my horses; call my train together:
+ Degenerate bastard! I'll not trouble thee.
+ Yet have I left a daughter.
+
+GONERIL You strike my people; and your disorder'd rabble
+ Make servants of their betters.
+
+ [Enter ALBANY]
+
+KING LEAR Woe, that too late repents,--
+
+ [To ALBANY]
+
+ O, sir, are you come?
+ Is it your will? Speak, sir. Prepare my horses.
+ Ingratitude, thou marble-hearted fiend,
+ More hideous when thou show'st thee in a child
+ Than the sea-monster!
+
+ALBANY Pray, sir, be patient.
+
+KING LEAR [To GONERIL] Detested kite! thou liest.
+ My train are men of choice and rarest parts,
+ That all particulars of duty know,
+ And in the most exact regard support
+ The worships of their name. O most small fault,
+ How ugly didst thou in Cordelia show!
+ That, like an engine, wrench'd my frame of nature
+ From the fix'd place; drew from heart all love,
+ And added to the gall. O Lear, Lear, Lear!
+ Beat at this gate, that let thy folly in,
+
+ [Striking his head]
+
+ And thy dear judgment out! Go, go, my people.
+
+ALBANY My lord, I am guiltless, as I am ignorant
+ Of what hath moved you.
+
+KING LEAR It may be so, my lord.
+ Hear, nature, hear; dear goddess, hear!
+ Suspend thy purpose, if thou didst intend
+ To make this creature fruitful!
+ Into her womb convey sterility!
+ Dry up in her the organs of increase;
+ And from her derogate body never spring
+ A babe to honour her! If she must teem,
+ Create her child of spleen; that it may live,
+ And be a thwart disnatured torment to her!
+ Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth;
+ With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks;
+ Turn all her mother's pains and benefits
+ To laughter and contempt; that she may feel
+ How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
+ To have a thankless child! Away, away!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ALBANY Now, gods that we adore, whereof comes this?
+
+GONERIL Never afflict yourself to know the cause;
+ But let his disposition have that scope
+ That dotage gives it.
+
+ [Re-enter KING LEAR]
+
+KING LEAR What, fifty of my followers at a clap!
+ Within a fortnight!
+
+ALBANY What's the matter, sir?
+
+
+KING LEAR I'll tell thee:
+
+ [To GONERIL]
+
+ Life and death! I am ashamed
+ That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus;
+ That these hot tears, which break from me perforce,
+ Should make thee worth them. Blasts and fogs upon thee!
+ The untented woundings of a father's curse
+ Pierce every sense about thee! Old fond eyes,
+ Beweep this cause again, I'll pluck ye out,
+ And cast you, with the waters that you lose,
+ To temper clay. Yea, it is come to this?
+ Let is be so: yet have I left a daughter,
+ Who, I am sure, is kind and comfortable:
+ When she shall hear this of thee, with her nails
+ She'll flay thy wolvish visage. Thou shalt find
+ That I'll resume the shape which thou dost think
+ I have cast off for ever: thou shalt,
+ I warrant thee.
+
+ [Exeunt KING LEAR, KENT, and Attendants]
+
+GONERIL Do you mark that, my lord?
+
+ALBANY I cannot be so partial, Goneril,
+ To the great love I bear you,--
+
+GONERIL Pray you, content. What, Oswald, ho!
+
+ [To the Fool]
+
+ You, sir, more knave than fool, after your master.
+
+Fool Nuncle Lear, nuncle Lear, tarry and take the fool
+ with thee.
+ A fox, when one has caught her,
+ And such a daughter,
+ Should sure to the slaughter,
+ If my cap would buy a halter:
+ So the fool follows after.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+GONERIL This man hath had good counsel:--a hundred knights!
+ 'Tis politic and safe to let him keep
+ At point a hundred knights: yes, that, on every dream,
+ Each buzz, each fancy, each complaint, dislike,
+ He may enguard his dotage with their powers,
+ And hold our lives in mercy. Oswald, I say!
+
+ALBANY Well, you may fear too far.
+
+GONERIL Safer than trust too far:
+ Let me still take away the harms I fear,
+ Not fear still to be taken: I know his heart.
+ What he hath utter'd I have writ my sister
+ If she sustain him and his hundred knights
+ When I have show'd the unfitness,--
+
+ [Re-enter OSWALD]
+
+ How now, Oswald!
+ What, have you writ that letter to my sister?
+
+OSWALD Yes, madam.
+
+GONERIL Take you some company, and away to horse:
+ Inform her full of my particular fear;
+ And thereto add such reasons of your own
+ As may compact it more. Get you gone;
+ And hasten your return.
+
+ [Exit OSWALD]
+
+ No, no, my lord,
+ This milky gentleness and course of yours
+ Though I condemn not, yet, under pardon,
+ You are much more attask'd for want of wisdom
+ Than praised for harmful mildness.
+
+ALBANY How far your eyes may pierce I can not tell:
+ Striving to better, oft we mar what's well.
+
+GONERIL Nay, then--
+
+ALBANY Well, well; the event.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE V Court before the same.
+
+
+ [Enter KING LEAR, KENT, and Fool]
+
+KING LEAR Go you before to Gloucester with these letters.
+ Acquaint my daughter no further with any thing you
+ know than comes from her demand out of the letter.
+ If your diligence be not speedy, I shall be there afore you.
+
+KENT I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered
+ your letter.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Fool If a man's brains were in's heels, were't not in
+ danger of kibes?
+
+KING LEAR Ay, boy.
+
+Fool Then, I prithee, be merry; thy wit shall ne'er go
+ slip-shod.
+
+KING LEAR Ha, ha, ha!
+
+Fool Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly;
+ for though she's as like this as a crab's like an
+ apple, yet I can tell what I can tell.
+
+KING LEAR Why, what canst thou tell, my boy?
+
+Fool She will taste as like this as a crab does to a
+ crab. Thou canst tell why one's nose stands i'
+ the middle on's face?
+
+KING LEAR No.
+
+Fool Why, to keep one's eyes of either side's nose; that
+ what a man cannot smell out, he may spy into.
+
+KING LEAR I did her wrong--
+
+Fool Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell?
+
+KING LEAR No.
+
+Fool Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house.
+
+KING LEAR Why?
+
+Fool Why, to put his head in; not to give it away to his
+ daughters, and leave his horns without a case.
+
+KING LEAR I will forget my nature. So kind a father! Be my
+ horses ready?
+
+Fool Thy asses are gone about 'em. The reason why the
+ seven stars are no more than seven is a pretty reason.
+
+KING LEAR Because they are not eight?
+
+Fool Yes, indeed: thou wouldst make a good fool.
+
+KING LEAR To take 't again perforce! Monster ingratitude!
+
+Fool If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I'ld have thee beaten
+ for being old before thy time.
+
+KING LEAR How's that?
+
+Fool Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst
+ been wise.
+
+KING LEAR O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven
+ Keep me in temper: I would not be mad!
+
+ [Enter Gentleman]
+
+ How now! are the horses ready?
+
+Gentleman Ready, my lord.
+
+KING LEAR Come, boy.
+
+Fool She that's a maid now, and laughs at my departure,
+ Shall not be a maid long, unless things be cut shorter.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I GLOUCESTER's castle.
+
+
+ [Enter EDMUND, and CURAN meets him]
+
+EDMUND Save thee, Curan.
+
+CURAN And you, sir. I have been with your father, and
+ given him notice that the Duke of Cornwall and Regan
+ his duchess will be here with him this night.
+
+EDMUND How comes that?
+
+CURAN Nay, I know not. You have heard of the news abroad;
+ I mean the whispered ones, for they are yet but
+ ear-kissing arguments?
+
+EDMUND Not I pray you, what are they?
+
+CURAN Have you heard of no likely wars toward, 'twixt the
+ Dukes of Cornwall and Albany?
+
+EDMUND Not a word.
+
+CURAN You may do, then, in time. Fare you well, sir.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+EDMUND The duke be here to-night? The better! best!
+ This weaves itself perforce into my business.
+ My father hath set guard to take my brother;
+ And I have one thing, of a queasy question,
+ Which I must act: briefness and fortune, work!
+ Brother, a word; descend: brother, I say!
+
+ [Enter EDGAR]
+
+ My father watches: O sir, fly this place;
+ Intelligence is given where you are hid;
+ You have now the good advantage of the night:
+ Have you not spoken 'gainst the Duke of Cornwall?
+ He's coming hither: now, i' the night, i' the haste,
+ And Regan with him: have you nothing said
+ Upon his party 'gainst the Duke of Albany?
+ Advise yourself.
+
+EDGAR I am sure on't, not a word.
+
+EDMUND I hear my father coming: pardon me:
+ In cunning I must draw my sword upon you
+ Draw; seem to defend yourself; now quit you well.
+ Yield: come before my father. Light, ho, here!
+ Fly, brother. Torches, torches! So, farewell.
+
+ [Exit EDGAR]
+
+ Some blood drawn on me would beget opinion.
+
+ [Wounds his arm]
+
+ Of my more fierce endeavour: I have seen drunkards
+ Do more than this in sport. Father, father!
+ Stop, stop! No help?
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, and Servants with torches]
+
+GLOUCESTER Now, Edmund, where's the villain?
+
+EDMUND Here stood he in the dark, his sharp sword out,
+ Mumbling of wicked charms, conjuring the moon
+ To stand auspicious mistress,--
+
+GLOUCESTER But where is he?
+
+EDMUND Look, sir, I bleed.
+
+GLOUCESTER Where is the villain, Edmund?
+
+EDMUND Fled this way, sir. When by no means he could--
+
+GLOUCESTER Pursue him, ho! Go after.
+
+ [Exeunt some Servants]
+
+ By no means what?
+
+EDMUND Persuade me to the murder of your lordship;
+ But that I told him, the revenging gods
+ 'Gainst parricides did all their thunders bend;
+ Spoke, with how manifold and strong a bond
+ The child was bound to the father; sir, in fine,
+ Seeing how loathly opposite I stood
+ To his unnatural purpose, in fell motion,
+ With his prepared sword, he charges home
+ My unprovided body, lanced mine arm:
+ But when he saw my best alarum'd spirits,
+ Bold in the quarrel's right, roused to the encounter,
+ Or whether gasted by the noise I made,
+ Full suddenly he fled.
+
+GLOUCESTER Let him fly far:
+ Not in this land shall he remain uncaught;
+ And found--dispatch. The noble duke my master,
+ My worthy arch and patron, comes to-night:
+ By his authority I will proclaim it,
+ That he which finds him shall deserve our thanks,
+ Bringing the murderous coward to the stake;
+ He that conceals him, death.
+
+EDMUND When I dissuaded him from his intent,
+ And found him pight to do it, with curst speech
+ I threaten'd to discover him: he replied,
+ 'Thou unpossessing bastard! dost thou think,
+ If I would stand against thee, would the reposal
+ Of any trust, virtue, or worth in thee
+ Make thy words faith'd? No: what I should deny,--
+ As this I would: ay, though thou didst produce
+ My very character,--I'ld turn it all
+ To thy suggestion, plot, and damned practise:
+ And thou must make a dullard of the world,
+ If they not thought the profits of my death
+ Were very pregnant and potential spurs
+ To make thee seek it.'
+
+GLOUCESTER Strong and fasten'd villain
+ Would he deny his letter? I never got him.
+
+ [Tucket within]
+
+ Hark, the duke's trumpets! I know not why he comes.
+ All ports I'll bar; the villain shall not 'scape;
+ The duke must grant me that: besides, his picture
+ I will send far and near, that all the kingdom
+ May have the due note of him; and of my land,
+ Loyal and natural boy, I'll work the means
+ To make thee capable.
+
+ [Enter CORNWALL, REGAN, and Attendants]
+
+CORNWALL How now, my noble friend! since I came hither,
+ Which I can call but now, I have heard strange news.
+
+REGAN If it be true, all vengeance comes too short
+ Which can pursue the offender. How dost, my lord?
+
+GLOUCESTER O, madam, my old heart is crack'd, it's crack'd!
+
+REGAN What, did my father's godson seek your life?
+ He whom my father named? your Edgar?
+
+GLOUCESTER O, lady, lady, shame would have it hid!
+
+REGAN Was he not companion with the riotous knights
+ That tend upon my father?
+
+GLOUCESTER I know not, madam: 'tis too bad, too bad.
+
+EDMUND Yes, madam, he was of that consort.
+
+REGAN No marvel, then, though he were ill affected:
+ 'Tis they have put him on the old man's death,
+ To have the expense and waste of his revenues.
+ I have this present evening from my sister
+ Been well inform'd of them; and with such cautions,
+ That if they come to sojourn at my house,
+ I'll not be there.
+
+CORNWALL Nor I, assure thee, Regan.
+ Edmund, I hear that you have shown your father
+ A child-like office.
+
+EDMUND 'Twas my duty, sir.
+
+GLOUCESTER He did bewray his practise; and received
+ This hurt you see, striving to apprehend him.
+
+CORNWALL Is he pursued?
+
+GLOUCESTER Ay, my good lord.
+
+CORNWALL If he be taken, he shall never more
+ Be fear'd of doing harm: make your own purpose,
+ How in my strength you please. For you, Edmund,
+ Whose virtue and obedience doth this instant
+ So much commend itself, you shall be ours:
+ Natures of such deep trust we shall much need;
+ You we first seize on.
+
+EDMUND I shall serve you, sir,
+ Truly, however else.
+
+GLOUCESTER For him I thank your grace.
+
+CORNWALL You know not why we came to visit you,--
+
+REGAN Thus out of season, threading dark-eyed night:
+ Occasions, noble Gloucester, of some poise,
+ Wherein we must have use of your advice:
+ Our father he hath writ, so hath our sister,
+ Of differences, which I least thought it fit
+ To answer from our home; the several messengers
+ From hence attend dispatch. Our good old friend,
+ Lay comforts to your bosom; and bestow
+ Your needful counsel to our business,
+ Which craves the instant use.
+
+GLOUCESTER I serve you, madam:
+ Your graces are right welcome.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Before Gloucester's castle.
+
+
+ [Enter KENT and OSWALD, severally]
+
+OSWALD Good dawning to thee, friend: art of this house?
+
+KENT Ay.
+
+OSWALD Where may we set our horses?
+
+KENT I' the mire.
+
+OSWALD Prithee, if thou lovest me, tell me.
+
+KENT I love thee not.
+
+OSWALD Why, then, I care not for thee.
+
+KENT If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold, I would make thee
+ care for me.
+
+OSWALD Why dost thou use me thus? I know thee not.
+
+KENT Fellow, I know thee.
+
+OSWALD What dost thou know me for?
+
+KENT A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
+ base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
+ hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
+ lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
+ glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
+ one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
+ bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
+ the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
+ and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I
+ will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
+ the least syllable of thy addition.
+
+OSWALD Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to rail
+ on one that is neither known of thee nor knows thee!
+
+KENT What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou
+ knowest me! Is it two days ago since I tripped up
+ thy heels, and beat thee before the king? Draw, you
+ rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon
+ shines; I'll make a sop o' the moonshine of you:
+ draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger, draw.
+
+ [Drawing his sword]
+
+OSWALD Away! I have nothing to do with thee.
+
+KENT Draw, you rascal: you come with letters against the
+ king; and take vanity the puppet's part against the
+ royalty of her father: draw, you rogue, or I'll so
+ carbonado your shanks: draw, you rascal; come your ways.
+
+OSWALD Help, ho! murder! help!
+
+KENT Strike, you slave; stand, rogue, stand; you neat
+ slave, strike.
+
+ [Beating him]
+
+OSWALD Help, ho! murder! murder!
+
+ [Enter EDMUND, with his rapier drawn, CORNWALL,
+ REGAN, GLOUCESTER, and Servants]
+
+EDMUND How now! What's the matter?
+
+KENT With you, goodman boy, an you please: come, I'll
+ flesh ye; come on, young master.
+
+GLOUCESTER Weapons! arms! What 's the matter here?
+
+CORNWALL Keep peace, upon your lives:
+ He dies that strikes again. What is the matter?
+
+REGAN The messengers from our sister and the king.
+
+CORNWALL What is your difference? speak.
+
+OSWALD I am scarce in breath, my lord.
+
+KENT No marvel, you have so bestirred your valour. You
+ cowardly rascal, nature disclaims in thee: a
+ tailor made thee.
+
+CORNWALL Thou art a strange fellow: a tailor make a man?
+
+KENT Ay, a tailor, sir: a stone-cutter or painter could
+ not have made him so ill, though he had been but two
+ hours at the trade.
+
+CORNWALL Speak yet, how grew your quarrel?
+
+OSWALD This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I have spared
+ at suit of his gray beard,--
+
+KENT Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! My
+ lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this
+ unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of
+ a jakes with him. Spare my gray beard, you wagtail?
+
+CORNWALL Peace, sirrah!
+ You beastly knave, know you no reverence?
+
+KENT Yes, sir; but anger hath a privilege.
+
+CORNWALL Why art thou angry?
+
+KENT That such a slave as this should wear a sword,
+ Who wears no honesty. Such smiling rogues as these,
+ Like rats, oft bite the holy cords a-twain
+ Which are too intrinse t' unloose; smooth every passion
+ That in the natures of their lords rebel;
+ Bring oil to fire, snow to their colder moods;
+ Renege, affirm, and turn their halcyon beaks
+ With every gale and vary of their masters,
+ Knowing nought, like dogs, but following.
+ A plague upon your epileptic visage!
+ Smile you my speeches, as I were a fool?
+ Goose, if I had you upon Sarum plain,
+ I'ld drive ye cackling home to Camelot.
+
+CORNWALL Why, art thou mad, old fellow?
+
+GLOUCESTER How fell you out? say that.
+
+KENT No contraries hold more antipathy
+ Than I and such a knave.
+
+CORNWALL Why dost thou call him a knave? What's his offence?
+
+KENT His countenance likes me not.
+
+CORNWALL No more, perchance, does mine, nor his, nor hers.
+
+KENT Sir, 'tis my occupation to be plain:
+ I have seen better faces in my time
+ Than stands on any shoulder that I see
+ Before me at this instant.
+
+CORNWALL This is some fellow,
+ Who, having been praised for bluntness, doth affect
+ A saucy roughness, and constrains the garb
+ Quite from his nature: he cannot flatter, he,
+ An honest mind and plain, he must speak truth!
+ An they will take it, so; if not, he's plain.
+ These kind of knaves I know, which in this plainness
+ Harbour more craft and more corrupter ends
+ Than twenty silly ducking observants
+ That stretch their duties nicely.
+
+KENT Sir, in good sooth, in sincere verity,
+ Under the allowance of your great aspect,
+ Whose influence, like the wreath of radiant fire
+ On flickering Phoebus' front,--
+
+CORNWALL What mean'st by this?
+
+KENT To go out of my dialect, which you
+ discommend so much. I know, sir, I am no
+ flatterer: he that beguiled you in a plain
+ accent was a plain knave; which for my part
+ I will not be, though I should win your displeasure
+ to entreat me to 't.
+
+CORNWALL What was the offence you gave him?
+
+OSWALD I never gave him any:
+ It pleased the king his master very late
+ To strike at me, upon his misconstruction;
+ When he, conjunct and flattering his displeasure,
+ Tripp'd me behind; being down, insulted, rail'd,
+ And put upon him such a deal of man,
+ That worthied him, got praises of the king
+ For him attempting who was self-subdued;
+ And, in the fleshment of this dread exploit,
+ Drew on me here again.
+
+KENT None of these rogues and cowards
+ But Ajax is their fool.
+
+CORNWALL Fetch forth the stocks!
+ You stubborn ancient knave, you reverend braggart,
+ We'll teach you--
+
+KENT Sir, I am too old to learn:
+ Call not your stocks for me: I serve the king;
+ On whose employment I was sent to you:
+ You shall do small respect, show too bold malice
+ Against the grace and person of my master,
+ Stocking his messenger.
+
+CORNWALL Fetch forth the stocks! As I have life and honour,
+ There shall he sit till noon.
+
+REGAN Till noon! till night, my lord; and all night too.
+
+KENT Why, madam, if I were your father's dog,
+ You should not use me so.
+
+REGAN Sir, being his knave, I will.
+
+CORNWALL This is a fellow of the self-same colour
+ Our sister speaks of. Come, bring away the stocks!
+
+ [Stocks brought out]
+
+GLOUCESTER Let me beseech your grace not to do so:
+ His fault is much, and the good king his master
+ Will cheque him for 't: your purposed low correction
+ Is such as basest and contemned'st wretches
+ For pilferings and most common trespasses
+ Are punish'd with: the king must take it ill,
+ That he's so slightly valued in his messenger,
+ Should have him thus restrain'd.
+
+CORNWALL I'll answer that.
+
+REGAN My sister may receive it much more worse,
+ To have her gentleman abused, assaulted,
+ For following her affairs. Put in his legs.
+
+ [KENT is put in the stocks]
+
+ Come, my good lord, away.
+
+ [Exeunt all but GLOUCESTER and KENT]
+
+GLOUCESTER I am sorry for thee, friend; 'tis the duke's pleasure,
+ Whose disposition, all the world well knows,
+ Will not be rubb'd nor stopp'd: I'll entreat for thee.
+
+KENT Pray, do not, sir: I have watched and travell'd hard;
+ Some time I shall sleep out, the rest I'll whistle.
+ A good man's fortune may grow out at heels:
+ Give you good morrow!
+
+GLOUCESTER The duke's to blame in this; 'twill be ill taken.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KENT Good king, that must approve the common saw,
+ Thou out of heaven's benediction comest
+ To the warm sun!
+ Approach, thou beacon to this under globe,
+ That by thy comfortable beams I may
+ Peruse this letter! Nothing almost sees miracles
+ But misery: I know 'tis from Cordelia,
+ Who hath most fortunately been inform'd
+ Of my obscured course; and shall find time
+ From this enormous state, seeking to give
+ Losses their remedies. All weary and o'erwatch'd,
+ Take vantage, heavy eyes, not to behold
+ This shameful lodging.
+ Fortune, good night: smile once more: turn thy wheel!
+
+ [Sleeps]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III A wood.
+
+
+ [Enter EDGAR]
+
+EDGAR I heard myself proclaim'd;
+ And by the happy hollow of a tree
+ Escaped the hunt. No port is free; no place,
+ That guard, and most unusual vigilance,
+ Does not attend my taking. Whiles I may 'scape,
+ I will preserve myself: and am bethought
+ To take the basest and most poorest shape
+ That ever penury, in contempt of man,
+ Brought near to beast: my face I'll grime with filth;
+ Blanket my loins: elf all my hair in knots;
+ And with presented nakedness out-face
+ The winds and persecutions of the sky.
+ The country gives me proof and precedent
+ Of Bedlam beggars, who, with roaring voices,
+ Strike in their numb'd and mortified bare arms
+ Pins, wooden pricks, nails, sprigs of rosemary;
+ And with this horrible object, from low farms,
+ Poor pelting villages, sheep-cotes, and mills,
+ Sometime with lunatic bans, sometime with prayers,
+ Enforce their charity. Poor Turlygod! poor Tom!
+ That's something yet: Edgar I nothing am.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Before GLOUCESTER's castle. KENT in the stocks.
+
+
+ [Enter KING LEAR, Fool, and Gentleman]
+
+KING LEAR 'Tis strange that they should so depart from home,
+ And not send back my messenger.
+
+Gentleman As I learn'd,
+ The night before there was no purpose in them
+ Of this remove.
+
+KENT Hail to thee, noble master!
+
+KING LEAR Ha!
+ Makest thou this shame thy pastime?
+
+KENT No, my lord.
+
+Fool Ha, ha! he wears cruel garters. Horses are tied
+ by the heads, dogs and bears by the neck, monkeys by
+ the loins, and men by the legs: when a man's
+ over-lusty at legs, then he wears wooden
+ nether-stocks.
+
+KING LEAR What's he that hath so much thy place mistook
+ To set thee here?
+
+KENT It is both he and she;
+ Your son and daughter.
+
+KING LEAR No.
+
+KENT Yes.
+
+KING LEAR No, I say.
+
+KENT I say, yea.
+
+KING LEAR No, no, they would not.
+
+KENT Yes, they have.
+
+KING LEAR By Jupiter, I swear, no.
+
+KENT By Juno, I swear, ay.
+
+KING LEAR They durst not do 't;
+ They could not, would not do 't; 'tis worse than murder,
+ To do upon respect such violent outrage:
+ Resolve me, with all modest haste, which way
+ Thou mightst deserve, or they impose, this usage,
+ Coming from us.
+
+KENT My lord, when at their home
+ I did commend your highness' letters to them,
+ Ere I was risen from the place that show'd
+ My duty kneeling, came there a reeking post,
+ Stew'd in his haste, half breathless, panting forth
+ From Goneril his mistress salutations;
+ Deliver'd letters, spite of intermission,
+ Which presently they read: on whose contents,
+ They summon'd up their meiny, straight took horse;
+ Commanded me to follow, and attend
+ The leisure of their answer; gave me cold looks:
+ And meeting here the other messenger,
+ Whose welcome, I perceived, had poison'd mine,--
+ Being the very fellow that of late
+ Display'd so saucily against your highness,--
+ Having more man than wit about me, drew:
+ He raised the house with loud and coward cries.
+ Your son and daughter found this trespass worth
+ The shame which here it suffers.
+
+Fool Winter's not gone yet, if the wild-geese fly that way.
+ Fathers that wear rags
+ Do make their children blind;
+ But fathers that bear bags
+ Shall see their children kind.
+ Fortune, that arrant whore,
+ Ne'er turns the key to the poor.
+ But, for all this, thou shalt have as many dolours
+ for thy daughters as thou canst tell in a year.
+
+KING LEAR O, how this mother swells up toward my heart!
+ Hysterica passio, down, thou climbing sorrow,
+ Thy element's below! Where is this daughter?
+
+KENT With the earl, sir, here within.
+
+KING LEAR Follow me not;
+ Stay here.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Gentleman Made you no more offence but what you speak of?
+
+KENT None.
+ How chance the king comes with so small a train?
+
+Fool And thou hadst been set i' the stocks for that
+ question, thou hadst well deserved it.
+
+KENT Why, fool?
+
+Fool We'll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee
+ there's no labouring i' the winter. All that follow
+ their noses are led by their eyes but blind men; and
+ there's not a nose among twenty but can smell him
+ that's stinking. Let go thy hold when a great wheel
+ runs down a hill, lest it break thy neck with
+ following it: but the great one that goes up the
+ hill, let him draw thee after. When a wise man
+ gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I
+ would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.
+ That sir which serves and seeks for gain,
+ And follows but for form,
+ Will pack when it begins to rain,
+ And leave thee in the storm,
+ But I will tarry; the fool will stay,
+ And let the wise man fly:
+ The knave turns fool that runs away;
+ The fool no knave, perdy.
+
+KENT Where learned you this, fool?
+
+Fool Not i' the stocks, fool.
+
+ [Re-enter KING LEAR with GLOUCESTER]
+
+KING LEAR Deny to speak with me? They are sick? they are weary?
+ They have travell'd all the night? Mere fetches;
+ The images of revolt and flying off.
+ Fetch me a better answer.
+
+GLOUCESTER My dear lord,
+ You know the fiery quality of the duke;
+ How unremoveable and fix'd he is
+ In his own course.
+
+KING LEAR Vengeance! plague! death! confusion!
+ Fiery? what quality? Why, Gloucester, Gloucester,
+ I'ld speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife.
+
+GLOUCESTER Well, my good lord, I have inform'd them so.
+
+KING LEAR Inform'd them! Dost thou understand me, man?
+
+GLOUCESTER Ay, my good lord.
+
+KING LEAR The king would speak with Cornwall; the dear father
+ Would with his daughter speak, commands her service:
+ Are they inform'd of this? My breath and blood!
+ Fiery? the fiery duke? Tell the hot duke that--
+ No, but not yet: may be he is not well:
+ Infirmity doth still neglect all office
+ Whereto our health is bound; we are not ourselves
+ When nature, being oppress'd, commands the mind
+ To suffer with the body: I'll forbear;
+ And am fall'n out with my more headier will,
+ To take the indisposed and sickly fit
+ For the sound man. Death on my state! wherefore
+
+ [Looking on KENT]
+
+ Should he sit here? This act persuades me
+ That this remotion of the duke and her
+ Is practise only. Give me my servant forth.
+ Go tell the duke and 's wife I'ld speak with them,
+ Now, presently: bid them come forth and hear me,
+ Or at their chamber-door I'll beat the drum
+ Till it cry sleep to death.
+
+GLOUCESTER I would have all well betwixt you.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KING LEAR O me, my heart, my rising heart! but, down!
+
+Fool Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels
+ when she put 'em i' the paste alive; she knapped 'em
+ o' the coxcombs with a stick, and cried 'Down,
+ wantons, down!' 'Twas her brother that, in pure
+ kindness to his horse, buttered his hay.
+
+ [Enter CORNWALL, REGAN, GLOUCESTER, and Servants]
+
+KING LEAR Good morrow to you both.
+
+CORNWALL Hail to your grace!
+
+ [KENT is set at liberty]
+
+REGAN I am glad to see your highness.
+
+KING LEAR Regan, I think you are; I know what reason
+ I have to think so: if thou shouldst not be glad,
+ I would divorce me from thy mother's tomb,
+ Sepulchring an adultress.
+
+ [To KENT]
+
+ O, are you free?
+ Some other time for that. Beloved Regan,
+ Thy sister's naught: O Regan, she hath tied
+ Sharp-tooth'd unkindness, like a vulture, here:
+
+ [Points to his heart]
+
+ I can scarce speak to thee; thou'lt not believe
+ With how depraved a quality--O Regan!
+
+REGAN I pray you, sir, take patience: I have hope.
+ You less know how to value her desert
+ Than she to scant her duty.
+
+KING LEAR Say, how is that?
+
+REGAN I cannot think my sister in the least
+ Would fail her obligation: if, sir, perchance
+ She have restrain'd the riots of your followers,
+ 'Tis on such ground, and to such wholesome end,
+ As clears her from all blame.
+
+KING LEAR My curses on her!
+
+REGAN O, sir, you are old.
+ Nature in you stands on the very verge
+ Of her confine: you should be ruled and led
+ By some discretion, that discerns your state
+ Better than you yourself. Therefore, I pray you,
+ That to our sister you do make return;
+ Say you have wrong'd her, sir.
+
+KING LEAR Ask her forgiveness?
+ Do you but mark how this becomes the house:
+ 'Dear daughter, I confess that I am old;
+
+ [Kneeling]
+
+ Age is unnecessary: on my knees I beg
+ That you'll vouchsafe me raiment, bed, and food.'
+
+REGAN Good sir, no more; these are unsightly tricks:
+ Return you to my sister.
+
+KING LEAR [Rising] Never, Regan:
+ She hath abated me of half my train;
+ Look'd black upon me; struck me with her tongue,
+ Most serpent-like, upon the very heart:
+ All the stored vengeances of heaven fall
+ On her ingrateful top! Strike her young bones,
+ You taking airs, with lameness!
+
+CORNWALL Fie, sir, fie!
+
+KING LEAR You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames
+ Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty,
+ You fen-suck'd fogs, drawn by the powerful sun,
+ To fall and blast her pride!
+
+REGAN O the blest gods! so will you wish on me,
+ When the rash mood is on.
+
+KING LEAR No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse:
+ Thy tender-hefted nature shall not give
+ Thee o'er to harshness: her eyes are fierce; but thine
+ Do comfort and not burn. 'Tis not in thee
+ To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train,
+ To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes,
+ And in conclusion to oppose the bolt
+ Against my coming in: thou better know'st
+ The offices of nature, bond of childhood,
+ Effects of courtesy, dues of gratitude;
+ Thy half o' the kingdom hast thou not forgot,
+ Wherein I thee endow'd.
+
+REGAN Good sir, to the purpose.
+
+KING LEAR Who put my man i' the stocks?
+
+ [Tucket within]
+
+CORNWALL What trumpet's that?
+
+REGAN I know't, my sister's: this approves her letter,
+ That she would soon be here.
+
+ [Enter OSWALD]
+
+ Is your lady come?
+
+KING LEAR This is a slave, whose easy-borrow'd pride
+ Dwells in the fickle grace of her he follows.
+ Out, varlet, from my sight!
+
+CORNWALL What means your grace?
+
+KING LEAR Who stock'd my servant? Regan, I have good hope
+ Thou didst not know on't. Who comes here? O heavens,
+
+ [Enter GONERIL]
+
+ If you do love old men, if your sweet sway
+ Allow obedience, if yourselves are old,
+ Make it your cause; send down, and take my part!
+
+ [To GONERIL]
+
+ Art not ashamed to look upon this beard?
+ O Regan, wilt thou take her by the hand?
+
+GONERIL Why not by the hand, sir? How have I offended?
+ All's not offence that indiscretion finds
+ And dotage terms so.
+
+KING LEAR O sides, you are too tough;
+ Will you yet hold? How came my man i' the stocks?
+
+CORNWALL I set him there, sir: but his own disorders
+ Deserved much less advancement.
+
+KING LEAR You! did you?
+
+REGAN I pray you, father, being weak, seem so.
+ If, till the expiration of your month,
+ You will return and sojourn with my sister,
+ Dismissing half your train, come then to me:
+ I am now from home, and out of that provision
+ Which shall be needful for your entertainment.
+
+KING LEAR Return to her, and fifty men dismiss'd?
+ No, rather I abjure all roofs, and choose
+ To wage against the enmity o' the air;
+ To be a comrade with the wolf and owl,--
+ Necessity's sharp pinch! Return with her?
+ Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took
+ Our youngest born, I could as well be brought
+ To knee his throne, and, squire-like; pension beg
+ To keep base life afoot. Return with her?
+ Persuade me rather to be slave and sumpter
+ To this detested groom.
+
+ [Pointing at OSWALD]
+
+GONERIL At your choice, sir.
+
+KING LEAR I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad:
+ I will not trouble thee, my child; farewell:
+ We'll no more meet, no more see one another:
+ But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter;
+ Or rather a disease that's in my flesh,
+ Which I must needs call mine: thou art a boil,
+ A plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle,
+ In my corrupted blood. But I'll not chide thee;
+ Let shame come when it will, I do not call it:
+ I do not bid the thunder-bearer shoot,
+ Nor tell tales of thee to high-judging Jove:
+ Mend when thou canst; be better at thy leisure:
+ I can be patient; I can stay with Regan,
+ I and my hundred knights.
+
+REGAN Not altogether so:
+ I look'd not for you yet, nor am provided
+ For your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister;
+ For those that mingle reason with your passion
+ Must be content to think you old, and so--
+ But she knows what she does.
+
+KING LEAR Is this well spoken?
+
+REGAN I dare avouch it, sir: what, fifty followers?
+ Is it not well? What should you need of more?
+ Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger
+ Speak 'gainst so great a number? How, in one house,
+ Should many people, under two commands,
+ Hold amity? 'Tis hard; almost impossible.
+
+GONERIL Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance
+ From those that she calls servants or from mine?
+
+REGAN Why not, my lord? If then they chanced to slack you,
+ We could control them. If you will come to me,--
+ For now I spy a danger,--I entreat you
+ To bring but five and twenty: to no more
+ Will I give place or notice.
+
+KING LEAR I gave you all--
+
+REGAN And in good time you gave it.
+
+KING LEAR Made you my guardians, my depositaries;
+ But kept a reservation to be follow'd
+ With such a number. What, must I come to you
+ With five and twenty, Regan? said you so?
+
+REGAN And speak't again, my lord; no more with me.
+
+KING LEAR Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favour'd,
+ When others are more wicked: not being the worst
+ Stands in some rank of praise.
+
+ [To GONERIL]
+
+ I'll go with thee:
+ Thy fifty yet doth double five and twenty,
+ And thou art twice her love.
+
+GONERIL Hear me, my lord;
+ What need you five and twenty, ten, or five,
+ To follow in a house where twice so many
+ Have a command to tend you?
+
+REGAN What need one?
+
+KING LEAR O, reason not the need: our basest beggars
+ Are in the poorest thing superfluous:
+ Allow not nature more than nature needs,
+ Man's life's as cheap as beast's: thou art a lady;
+ If only to go warm were gorgeous,
+ Why, nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear'st,
+ Which scarcely keeps thee warm. But, for true need,--
+ You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need!
+ You see me here, you gods, a poor old man,
+ As full of grief as age; wretched in both!
+ If it be you that stir these daughters' hearts
+ Against their father, fool me not so much
+ To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger,
+ And let not women's weapons, water-drops,
+ Stain my man's cheeks! No, you unnatural hags,
+ I will have such revenges on you both,
+ That all the world shall--I will do such things,--
+ What they are, yet I know not: but they shall be
+ The terrors of the earth. You think I'll weep
+ No, I'll not weep:
+ I have full cause of weeping; but this heart
+ Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws,
+ Or ere I'll weep. O fool, I shall go mad!
+
+ [Exeunt KING LEAR, GLOUCESTER, KENT, and Fool]
+
+ [Storm and tempest]
+
+CORNWALL Let us withdraw; 'twill be a storm.
+
+REGAN This house is little: the old man and his people
+ Cannot be well bestow'd.
+
+GONERIL 'Tis his own blame; hath put himself from rest,
+ And must needs taste his folly.
+
+REGAN For his particular, I'll receive him gladly,
+ But not one follower.
+
+GONERIL So am I purposed.
+ Where is my lord of Gloucester?
+
+CORNWALL Follow'd the old man forth: he is return'd.
+
+ [Re-enter GLOUCESTER]
+
+GLOUCESTER The king is in high rage.
+
+CORNWALL Whither is he going?
+
+GLOUCESTER He calls to horse; but will I know not whither.
+
+CORNWALL 'Tis best to give him way; he leads himself.
+
+GONERIL My lord, entreat him by no means to stay.
+
+GLOUCESTER Alack, the night comes on, and the bleak winds
+ Do sorely ruffle; for many miles about
+ There's scarce a bush.
+
+REGAN O, sir, to wilful men,
+ The injuries that they themselves procure
+ Must be their schoolmasters. Shut up your doors:
+ He is attended with a desperate train;
+ And what they may incense him to, being apt
+ To have his ear abused, wisdom bids fear.
+
+CORNWALL Shut up your doors, my lord; 'tis a wild night:
+ My Regan counsels well; come out o' the storm.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I A heath.
+
+
+ [Storm still. Enter KENT and a Gentleman, meeting]
+
+KENT Who's there, besides foul weather?
+
+Gentleman One minded like the weather, most unquietly.
+
+KENT I know you. Where's the king?
+
+Gentleman Contending with the fretful element:
+ Bids the winds blow the earth into the sea,
+ Or swell the curled water 'bove the main,
+ That things might change or cease; tears his white hair,
+ Which the impetuous blasts, with eyeless rage,
+ Catch in their fury, and make nothing of;
+ Strives in his little world of man to out-scorn
+ The to-and-fro-conflicting wind and rain.
+ This night, wherein the cub-drawn bear would couch,
+ The lion and the belly-pinched wolf
+ Keep their fur dry, unbonneted he runs,
+ And bids what will take all.
+
+KENT But who is with him?
+
+Gentleman None but the fool; who labours to out-jest
+ His heart-struck injuries.
+
+KENT Sir, I do know you;
+ And dare, upon the warrant of my note,
+ Commend a dear thing to you. There is division,
+ Although as yet the face of it be cover'd
+ With mutual cunning, 'twixt Albany and Cornwall;
+ Who have--as who have not, that their great stars
+ Throned and set high?--servants, who seem no less,
+ Which are to France the spies and speculations
+ Intelligent of our state; what hath been seen,
+ Either in snuffs and packings of the dukes,
+ Or the hard rein which both of them have borne
+ Against the old kind king; or something deeper,
+ Whereof perchance these are but furnishings;
+ But, true it is, from France there comes a power
+ Into this scatter'd kingdom; who already,
+ Wise in our negligence, have secret feet
+ In some of our best ports, and are at point
+ To show their open banner. Now to you:
+ If on my credit you dare build so far
+ To make your speed to Dover, you shall find
+ Some that will thank you, making just report
+ Of how unnatural and bemadding sorrow
+ The king hath cause to plain.
+ I am a gentleman of blood and breeding;
+ And, from some knowledge and assurance, offer
+ This office to you.
+
+Gentleman I will talk further with you.
+
+KENT No, do not.
+ For confirmation that I am much more
+ Than my out-wall, open this purse, and take
+ What it contains. If you shall see Cordelia,--
+ As fear not but you shall,--show her this ring;
+ And she will tell you who your fellow is
+ That yet you do not know. Fie on this storm!
+ I will go seek the king.
+
+Gentleman Give me your hand: have you no more to say?
+
+KENT Few words, but, to effect, more than all yet;
+ That, when we have found the king,--in which your pain
+ That way, I'll this,--he that first lights on him
+ Holla the other.
+
+ [Exeunt severally]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Another part of the heath. Storm still.
+
+
+ [Enter KING LEAR and Fool]
+
+KING LEAR Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
+ You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
+ Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
+ You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
+ Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
+ Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
+ Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
+ Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,
+ That make ingrateful man!
+
+Fool O nuncle, court holy-water in a dry
+ house is better than this rain-water out o' door.
+ Good nuncle, in, and ask thy daughters' blessing:
+ here's a night pities neither wise man nor fool.
+
+KING LEAR Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! spout, rain!
+ Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire, are my daughters:
+ I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness;
+ I never gave you kingdom, call'd you children,
+ You owe me no subscription: then let fall
+ Your horrible pleasure: here I stand, your slave,
+ A poor, infirm, weak, and despised old man:
+ But yet I call you servile ministers,
+ That have with two pernicious daughters join'd
+ Your high engender'd battles 'gainst a head
+ So old and white as this. O! O! 'tis foul!
+
+Fool He that has a house to put's head in has a good
+ head-piece.
+ The cod-piece that will house
+ Before the head has any,
+ The head and he shall louse;
+ So beggars marry many.
+ The man that makes his toe
+ What he his heart should make
+ Shall of a corn cry woe,
+ And turn his sleep to wake.
+ For there was never yet fair woman but she made
+ mouths in a glass.
+
+KING LEAR No, I will be the pattern of all patience;
+ I will say nothing.
+
+ [Enter KENT]
+
+KENT Who's there?
+
+Fool Marry, here's grace and a cod-piece; that's a wise
+ man and a fool.
+
+KENT Alas, sir, are you here? things that love night
+ Love not such nights as these; the wrathful skies
+ Gallow the very wanderers of the dark,
+ And make them keep their caves: since I was man,
+ Such sheets of fire, such bursts of horrid thunder,
+ Such groans of roaring wind and rain, I never
+ Remember to have heard: man's nature cannot carry
+ The affliction nor the fear.
+
+KING LEAR Let the great gods,
+ That keep this dreadful pother o'er our heads,
+ Find out their enemies now. Tremble, thou wretch,
+ That hast within thee undivulged crimes,
+ Unwhipp'd of justice: hide thee, thou bloody hand;
+ Thou perjured, and thou simular man of virtue
+ That art incestuous: caitiff, to pieces shake,
+ That under covert and convenient seeming
+ Hast practised on man's life: close pent-up guilts,
+ Rive your concealing continents, and cry
+ These dreadful summoners grace. I am a man
+ More sinn'd against than sinning.
+
+KENT Alack, bare-headed!
+ Gracious my lord, hard by here is a hovel;
+ Some friendship will it lend you 'gainst the tempest:
+ Repose you there; while I to this hard house--
+ More harder than the stones whereof 'tis raised;
+ Which even but now, demanding after you,
+ Denied me to come in--return, and force
+ Their scanted courtesy.
+
+KING LEAR My wits begin to turn.
+ Come on, my boy: how dost, my boy? art cold?
+ I am cold myself. Where is this straw, my fellow?
+ The art of our necessities is strange,
+ That can make vile things precious. Come,
+ your hovel.
+ Poor fool and knave, I have one part in my heart
+ That's sorry yet for thee.
+
+Fool [Singing]
+
+ He that has and a little tiny wit--
+ With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,--
+ Must make content with his fortunes fit,
+ For the rain it raineth every day.
+
+KING LEAR True, my good boy. Come, bring us to this hovel.
+
+ [Exeunt KING LEAR and KENT]
+
+Fool This is a brave night to cool a courtezan.
+ I'll speak a prophecy ere I go:
+ When priests are more in word than matter;
+ When brewers mar their malt with water;
+ When nobles are their tailors' tutors;
+ No heretics burn'd, but wenches' suitors;
+ When every case in law is right;
+ No squire in debt, nor no poor knight;
+ When slanders do not live in tongues;
+ Nor cutpurses come not to throngs;
+ When usurers tell their gold i' the field;
+ And bawds and whores do churches build;
+ Then shall the realm of Albion
+ Come to great confusion:
+ Then comes the time, who lives to see't,
+ That going shall be used with feet.
+ This prophecy Merlin shall make; for I live before his time.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III Gloucester's castle.
+
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER and EDMUND]
+
+GLOUCESTER Alack, alack, Edmund, I like not this unnatural
+ dealing. When I desire their leave that I might
+ pity him, they took from me the use of mine own
+ house; charged me, on pain of their perpetual
+ displeasure, neither to speak of him, entreat for
+ him, nor any way sustain him.
+
+EDMUND Most savage and unnatural!
+
+GLOUCESTER Go to; say you nothing. There's a division betwixt
+ the dukes; and a worse matter than that: I have
+ received a letter this night; 'tis dangerous to be
+ spoken; I have locked the letter in my closet:
+ these injuries the king now bears will be revenged
+ home; there's part of a power already footed: we
+ must incline to the king. I will seek him, and
+ privily relieve him: go you and maintain talk with
+ the duke, that my charity be not of him perceived:
+ if he ask for me. I am ill, and gone to bed.
+ Though I die for it, as no less is threatened me,
+ the king my old master must be relieved. There is
+ some strange thing toward, Edmund; pray you, be careful.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+EDMUND This courtesy, forbid thee, shall the duke
+ Instantly know; and of that letter too:
+ This seems a fair deserving, and must draw me
+ That which my father loses; no less than all:
+ The younger rises when the old doth fall.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The heath. Before a hovel.
+
+
+ [Enter KING LEAR, KENT, and Fool]
+
+KENT Here is the place, my lord; good my lord, enter:
+ The tyranny of the open night's too rough
+ For nature to endure.
+
+ [Storm still]
+
+KING LEAR Let me alone.
+
+KENT Good my lord, enter here.
+
+KING LEAR Wilt break my heart?
+
+KENT I had rather break mine own. Good my lord, enter.
+
+KING LEAR Thou think'st 'tis much that this contentious storm
+ Invades us to the skin: so 'tis to thee;
+ But where the greater malady is fix'd,
+ The lesser is scarce felt. Thou'ldst shun a bear;
+ But if thy flight lay toward the raging sea,
+ Thou'ldst meet the bear i' the mouth. When the
+ mind's free,
+ The body's delicate: the tempest in my mind
+ Doth from my senses take all feeling else
+ Save what beats there. Filial ingratitude!
+ Is it not as this mouth should tear this hand
+ For lifting food to't? But I will punish home:
+ No, I will weep no more. In such a night
+ To shut me out! Pour on; I will endure.
+ In such a night as this! O Regan, Goneril!
+ Your old kind father, whose frank heart gave all,--
+ O, that way madness lies; let me shun that;
+ No more of that.
+
+KENT Good my lord, enter here.
+
+KING LEAR Prithee, go in thyself: seek thine own ease:
+ This tempest will not give me leave to ponder
+ On things would hurt me more. But I'll go in.
+
+ [To the Fool]
+
+ In, boy; go first. You houseless poverty,--
+ Nay, get thee in. I'll pray, and then I'll sleep.
+
+ [Fool goes in]
+
+ Poor naked wretches, whereso'er you are,
+ That bide the pelting of this pitiless storm,
+ How shall your houseless heads and unfed sides,
+ Your loop'd and window'd raggedness, defend you
+ From seasons such as these? O, I have ta'en
+ Too little care of this! Take physic, pomp;
+ Expose thyself to feel what wretches feel,
+ That thou mayst shake the superflux to them,
+ And show the heavens more just.
+
+EDGAR [Within] Fathom and half, fathom and half! Poor Tom!
+
+ [The Fool runs out from the hovel]
+
+Fool Come not in here, nuncle, here's a spirit
+ Help me, help me!
+
+KENT Give me thy hand. Who's there?
+
+Fool A spirit, a spirit: he says his name's poor Tom.
+
+KENT What art thou that dost grumble there i' the straw?
+ Come forth.
+
+ [Enter EDGAR disguised as a mad man]
+
+EDGAR Away! the foul fiend follows me!
+ Through the sharp hawthorn blows the cold wind.
+ Hum! go to thy cold bed, and warm thee.
+
+KING LEAR Hast thou given all to thy two daughters?
+ And art thou come to this?
+
+EDGAR Who gives any thing to poor Tom? whom the foul
+ fiend hath led through fire and through flame, and
+ through ford and whirlipool e'er bog and quagmire;
+ that hath laid knives under his pillow, and halters
+ in his pew; set ratsbane by his porridge; made film
+ proud of heart, to ride on a bay trotting-horse over
+ four-inched bridges, to course his own shadow for a
+ traitor. Bless thy five wits! Tom's a-cold,--O, do
+ de, do de, do de. Bless thee from whirlwinds,
+ star-blasting, and taking! Do poor Tom some
+ charity, whom the foul fiend vexes: there could I
+ have him now,--and there,--and there again, and there.
+
+ [Storm still]
+
+KING LEAR What, have his daughters brought him to this pass?
+ Couldst thou save nothing? Didst thou give them all?
+
+Fool Nay, he reserved a blanket, else we had been all shamed.
+
+KING LEAR Now, all the plagues that in the pendulous air
+ Hang fated o'er men's faults light on thy daughters!
+
+KENT He hath no daughters, sir.
+
+KING LEAR Death, traitor! nothing could have subdued nature
+ To such a lowness but his unkind daughters.
+ Is it the fashion, that discarded fathers
+ Should have thus little mercy on their flesh?
+ Judicious punishment! 'twas this flesh begot
+ Those pelican daughters.
+
+EDGAR Pillicock sat on Pillicock-hill:
+ Halloo, halloo, loo, loo!
+
+Fool This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen.
+
+EDGAR Take heed o' the foul fiend: obey thy parents;
+ keep thy word justly; swear not; commit not with
+ man's sworn spouse; set not thy sweet heart on proud
+ array. Tom's a-cold.
+
+KING LEAR What hast thou been?
+
+EDGAR A serving-man, proud in heart and mind; that curled
+ my hair; wore gloves in my cap; served the lust of
+ my mistress' heart, and did the act of darkness with
+ her; swore as many oaths as I spake words, and
+ broke them in the sweet face of heaven: one that
+ slept in the contriving of lust, and waked to do it:
+ wine loved I deeply, dice dearly: and in woman
+ out-paramoured the Turk: false of heart, light of
+ ear, bloody of hand; hog in sloth, fox in stealth,
+ wolf in greediness, dog in madness, lion in prey.
+ Let not the creaking of shoes nor the rustling of
+ silks betray thy poor heart to woman: keep thy foot
+ out of brothels, thy hand out of plackets, thy pen
+ from lenders' books, and defy the foul fiend.
+ Still through the hawthorn blows the cold wind:
+ Says suum, mun, ha, no, nonny.
+ Dolphin my boy, my boy, sessa! let him trot by.
+
+ [Storm still]
+
+KING LEAR Why, thou wert better in thy grave than to answer
+ with thy uncovered body this extremity of the skies.
+ Is man no more than this? Consider him well. Thou
+ owest the worm no silk, the beast no hide, the sheep
+ no wool, the cat no perfume. Ha! here's three on
+ 's are sophisticated! Thou art the thing itself:
+ unaccommodated man is no more but such a poor bare,
+ forked animal as thou art. Off, off, you lendings!
+ come unbutton here.
+
+ [Tearing off his clothes]
+
+Fool Prithee, nuncle, be contented; 'tis a naughty night
+ to swim in. Now a little fire in a wild field were
+ like an old lecher's heart; a small spark, all the
+ rest on's body cold. Look, here comes a walking fire.
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, with a torch]
+
+EDGAR This is the foul fiend Flibbertigibbet: he begins
+ at curfew, and walks till the first cock; he gives
+ the web and the pin, squints the eye, and makes the
+ hare-lip; mildews the white wheat, and hurts the
+ poor creature of earth.
+ S. Withold footed thrice the old;
+ He met the night-mare, and her nine-fold;
+ Bid her alight,
+ And her troth plight,
+ And, aroint thee, witch, aroint thee!
+
+KENT How fares your grace?
+
+KING LEAR What's he?
+
+KENT Who's there? What is't you seek?
+
+GLOUCESTER What are you there? Your names?
+
+EDGAR Poor Tom; that eats the swimming frog, the toad,
+ the tadpole, the wall-newt and the water; that in
+ the fury of his heart, when the foul fiend rages,
+ eats cow-dung for sallets; swallows the old rat and
+ the ditch-dog; drinks the green mantle of the
+ standing pool; who is whipped from tithing to
+ tithing, and stock- punished, and imprisoned; who
+ hath had three suits to his back, six shirts to his
+ body, horse to ride, and weapon to wear;
+ But mice and rats, and such small deer,
+ Have been Tom's food for seven long year.
+ Beware my follower. Peace, Smulkin; peace, thou fiend!
+
+GLOUCESTER What, hath your grace no better company?
+
+EDGAR The prince of darkness is a gentleman:
+ Modo he's call'd, and Mahu.
+
+GLOUCESTER Our flesh and blood is grown so vile, my lord,
+ That it doth hate what gets it.
+
+EDGAR Poor Tom's a-cold.
+
+GLOUCESTER Go in with me: my duty cannot suffer
+ To obey in all your daughters' hard commands:
+ Though their injunction be to bar my doors,
+ And let this tyrannous night take hold upon you,
+ Yet have I ventured to come seek you out,
+ And bring you where both fire and food is ready.
+
+KING LEAR First let me talk with this philosopher.
+ What is the cause of thunder?
+
+KENT Good my lord, take his offer; go into the house.
+
+KING LEAR I'll talk a word with this same learned Theban.
+ What is your study?
+
+EDGAR How to prevent the fiend, and to kill vermin.
+
+KING LEAR Let me ask you one word in private.
+
+KENT Importune him once more to go, my lord;
+ His wits begin to unsettle.
+
+GLOUCESTER Canst thou blame him?
+
+ [Storm still]
+
+ His daughters seek his death: ah, that good Kent!
+ He said it would be thus, poor banish'd man!
+ Thou say'st the king grows mad; I'll tell thee, friend,
+ I am almost mad myself: I had a son,
+ Now outlaw'd from my blood; he sought my life,
+ But lately, very late: I loved him, friend;
+ No father his son dearer: truth to tell thee,
+ The grief hath crazed my wits. What a night's this!
+ I do beseech your grace,--
+
+KING LEAR O, cry your mercy, sir.
+ Noble philosopher, your company.
+
+EDGAR Tom's a-cold.
+
+GLOUCESTER In, fellow, there, into the hovel: keep thee warm.
+
+KING LEAR Come let's in all.
+
+KENT This way, my lord.
+
+KING LEAR With him;
+ I will keep still with my philosopher.
+
+KENT Good my lord, soothe him; let him take the fellow.
+
+GLOUCESTER Take him you on.
+
+KENT Sirrah, come on; go along with us.
+
+KING LEAR Come, good Athenian.
+
+GLOUCESTER No words, no words: hush.
+
+EDGAR Child Rowland to the dark tower came,
+ His word was still,--Fie, foh, and fum,
+ I smell the blood of a British man.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V Gloucester's castle.
+
+
+ [Enter CORNWALL and EDMUND]
+
+CORNWALL I will have my revenge ere I depart his house.
+
+EDMUND How, my lord, I may be censured, that nature thus
+ gives way to loyalty, something fears me to think
+ of.
+
+CORNWALL I now perceive, it was not altogether your
+ brother's evil disposition made him seek his death;
+ but a provoking merit, set a-work by a reprovable
+ badness in himself.
+
+EDMUND How malicious is my fortune, that I must repent to
+ be just! This is the letter he spoke of, which
+ approves him an intelligent party to the advantages
+ of France: O heavens! that this treason were not,
+ or not I the detector!
+
+CORNWALL o with me to the duchess.
+
+EDMUND If the matter of this paper be certain, you have
+ mighty business in hand.
+
+CORNWALL True or false, it hath made thee earl of
+ Gloucester. Seek out where thy father is, that he
+ may be ready for our apprehension.
+
+EDMUND [Aside] If I find him comforting the king, it will
+ stuff his suspicion more fully.--I will persevere in
+ my course of loyalty, though the conflict be sore
+ between that and my blood.
+
+CORNWALL I will lay trust upon thee; and thou shalt find a
+ dearer father in my love.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VI A chamber in a farmhouse adjoining the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, KING LEAR, KENT, Fool, and EDGAR]
+
+GLOUCESTER Here is better than the open air; take it
+ thankfully. I will piece out the comfort with what
+ addition I can: I will not be long from you.
+
+KENT All the power of his wits have given way to his
+ impatience: the gods reward your kindness!
+
+ [Exit GLOUCESTER]
+
+EDGAR Frateretto calls me; and tells me
+ Nero is an angler in the lake of darkness.
+ Pray, innocent, and beware the foul fiend.
+
+Fool Prithee, nuncle, tell me whether a madman be a
+ gentleman or a yeoman?
+
+KING LEAR A king, a king!
+
+Fool No, he's a yeoman that has a gentleman to his son;
+ for he's a mad yeoman that sees his son a gentleman
+ before him.
+
+KING LEAR To have a thousand with red burning spits
+ Come hissing in upon 'em,--
+
+EDGAR The foul fiend bites my back.
+
+Fool He's mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf, a
+ horse's health, a boy's love, or a whore's oath.
+
+KING LEAR It shall be done; I will arraign them straight.
+
+ [To EDGAR]
+
+ Come, sit thou here, most learned justicer;
+
+ [To the Fool]
+
+ Thou, sapient sir, sit here. Now, you she foxes!
+
+EDGAR Look, where he stands and glares!
+ Wantest thou eyes at trial, madam?
+ Come o'er the bourn, Bessy, to me,--
+
+Fool Her boat hath a leak,
+ And she must not speak
+ Why she dares not come over to thee.
+
+EDGAR The foul fiend haunts poor Tom in the voice of a
+ nightingale. Hopdance cries in Tom's belly for two
+ white herring. Croak not, black angel; I have no
+ food for thee.
+
+KENT How do you, sir? Stand you not so amazed:
+ Will you lie down and rest upon the cushions?
+
+KING LEAR I'll see their trial first. Bring in the evidence.
+
+ [To EDGAR]
+
+ Thou robed man of justice, take thy place;
+
+ [To the Fool]
+
+ And thou, his yoke-fellow of equity,
+ Bench by his side:
+
+ [To KENT]
+
+ you are o' the commission,
+ Sit you too.
+
+EDGAR Let us deal justly.
+ Sleepest or wakest thou, jolly shepherd?
+ Thy sheep be in the corn;
+ And for one blast of thy minikin mouth,
+ Thy sheep shall take no harm.
+ Pur! the cat is gray.
+
+KING LEAR Arraign her first; 'tis Goneril. I here take my
+ oath before this honourable assembly, she kicked the
+ poor king her father.
+
+Fool Come hither, mistress. Is your name Goneril?
+
+KING LEAR She cannot deny it.
+
+Fool Cry you mercy, I took you for a joint-stool.
+
+KING LEAR And here's another, whose warp'd looks proclaim
+ What store her heart is made on. Stop her there!
+ Arms, arms, sword, fire! Corruption in the place!
+ False justicer, why hast thou let her 'scape?
+
+EDGAR Bless thy five wits!
+
+KENT O pity! Sir, where is the patience now,
+ That thou so oft have boasted to retain?
+
+EDGAR [Aside] My tears begin to take his part so much,
+ They'll mar my counterfeiting.
+
+KING LEAR The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and
+ Sweet-heart, see, they bark at me.
+
+EDGAR Tom will throw his head at them. Avaunt, you curs!
+ Be thy mouth or black or white,
+ Tooth that poisons if it bite;
+ Mastiff, grey-hound, mongrel grim,
+ Hound or spaniel, brach or lym,
+ Or bobtail tike or trundle-tail,
+ Tom will make them weep and wail:
+ For, with throwing thus my head,
+ Dogs leap the hatch, and all are fled.
+ Do de, de, de. Sessa! Come, march to wakes and
+ fairs and market-towns. Poor Tom, thy horn is dry.
+
+KING LEAR Then let them anatomize Regan; see what breeds
+ about her heart. Is there any cause in nature that
+ makes these hard hearts?
+
+ [To EDGAR]
+
+ You, sir, I entertain for one of my hundred; only I
+ do not like the fashion of your garments: you will
+ say they are Persian attire: but let them be changed.
+
+KENT Now, good my lord, lie here and rest awhile.
+
+KING LEAR Make no noise, make no noise; draw the curtains:
+ so, so, so. We'll go to supper i' he morning. So, so, so.
+
+Fool And I'll go to bed at noon.
+
+ [Re-enter GLOUCESTER]
+
+GLOUCESTER Come hither, friend: where is the king my master?
+
+KENT Here, sir; but trouble him not, his wits are gone.
+
+GLOUCESTER Good friend, I prithee, take him in thy arms;
+ I have o'erheard a plot of death upon him:
+ There is a litter ready; lay him in 't,
+ And drive towards Dover, friend, where thou shalt meet
+ Both welcome and protection. Take up thy master:
+ If thou shouldst dally half an hour, his life,
+ With thine, and all that offer to defend him,
+ Stand in assured loss: take up, take up;
+ And follow me, that will to some provision
+ Give thee quick conduct.
+
+KENT Oppressed nature sleeps:
+ This rest might yet have balm'd thy broken senses,
+ Which, if convenience will not allow,
+ Stand in hard cure.
+
+ [To the Fool]
+
+ Come, help to bear thy master;
+ Thou must not stay behind.
+
+GLOUCESTER Come, come, away.
+
+ [Exeunt all but EDGAR]
+
+EDGAR When we our betters see bearing our woes,
+ We scarcely think our miseries our foes.
+ Who alone suffers suffers most i' the mind,
+ Leaving free things and happy shows behind:
+ But then the mind much sufferance doth o'er skip,
+ When grief hath mates, and bearing fellowship.
+ How light and portable my pain seems now,
+ When that which makes me bend makes the king bow,
+ He childed as I father'd! Tom, away!
+ Mark the high noises; and thyself bewray,
+ When false opinion, whose wrong thought defiles thee,
+ In thy just proof, repeals and reconciles thee.
+ What will hap more to-night, safe 'scape the king!
+ Lurk, lurk.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Gloucester's castle.
+
+
+ [Enter CORNWALL, REGAN, GONERIL, EDMUND, and Servants]
+
+CORNWALL Post speedily to my lord your husband; show him
+ this letter: the army of France is landed. Seek
+ out the villain Gloucester.
+
+ [Exeunt some of the Servants]
+
+REGAN Hang him instantly.
+
+GONERIL Pluck out his eyes.
+
+CORNWALL Leave him to my displeasure. Edmund, keep you our
+ sister company: the revenges we are bound to take
+ upon your traitorous father are not fit for your
+ beholding. Advise the duke, where you are going, to
+ a most festinate preparation: we are bound to the
+ like. Our posts shall be swift and intelligent
+ betwixt us. Farewell, dear sister: farewell, my
+ lord of Gloucester.
+
+ [Enter OSWALD]
+
+ How now! where's the king?
+
+OSWALD My lord of Gloucester hath convey'd him hence:
+ Some five or six and thirty of his knights,
+ Hot questrists after him, met him at gate;
+ Who, with some other of the lords dependants,
+ Are gone with him towards Dover; where they boast
+ To have well-armed friends.
+
+CORNWALL Get horses for your mistress.
+
+GONERIL Farewell, sweet lord, and sister.
+
+CORNWALL Edmund, farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt GONERIL, EDMUND, and OSWALD]
+
+ Go seek the traitor Gloucester,
+ Pinion him like a thief, bring him before us.
+
+ [Exeunt other Servants]
+
+ Though well we may not pass upon his life
+ Without the form of justice, yet our power
+ Shall do a courtesy to our wrath, which men
+ May blame, but not control. Who's there? the traitor?
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, brought in by two or three]
+
+REGAN Ingrateful fox! 'tis he.
+
+CORNWALL Bind fast his corky arms.
+
+GLOUCESTER What mean your graces? Good my friends, consider
+ You are my guests: do me no foul play, friends.
+
+CORNWALL Bind him, I say.
+
+ [Servants bind him]
+
+REGAN Hard, hard. O filthy traitor!
+
+GLOUCESTER Unmerciful lady as you are, I'm none.
+
+CORNWALL To this chair bind him. Villain, thou shalt find--
+
+ [REGAN plucks his beard]
+
+GLOUCESTER By the kind gods, 'tis most ignobly done
+ To pluck me by the beard.
+
+REGAN So white, and such a traitor!
+
+GLOUCESTER Naughty lady,
+ These hairs, which thou dost ravish from my chin,
+ Will quicken, and accuse thee: I am your host:
+ With robbers' hands my hospitable favours
+ You should not ruffle thus. What will you do?
+
+CORNWALL Come, sir, what letters had you late from France?
+
+REGAN Be simple answerer, for we know the truth.
+
+CORNWALL And what confederacy have you with the traitors
+ Late footed in the kingdom?
+
+REGAN To whose hands have you sent the lunatic king? Speak.
+
+GLOUCESTER I have a letter guessingly set down,
+ Which came from one that's of a neutral heart,
+ And not from one opposed.
+
+CORNWALL Cunning.
+
+REGAN And false.
+
+CORNWALL Where hast thou sent the king?
+
+GLOUCESTER To Dover.
+
+REGAN Wherefore to Dover? Wast thou not charged at peril--
+
+CORNWALL Wherefore to Dover? Let him first answer that.
+
+GLOUCESTER I am tied to the stake, and I must stand the course.
+
+REGAN Wherefore to Dover, sir?
+
+GLOUCESTER Because I would not see thy cruel nails
+ Pluck out his poor old eyes; nor thy fierce sister
+ In his anointed flesh stick boarish fangs.
+ The sea, with such a storm as his bare head
+ In hell-black night endured, would have buoy'd up,
+ And quench'd the stelled fires:
+ Yet, poor old heart, he holp the heavens to rain.
+ If wolves had at thy gate howl'd that stern time,
+ Thou shouldst have said 'Good porter, turn the key,'
+ All cruels else subscribed: but I shall see
+ The winged vengeance overtake such children.
+
+CORNWALL See't shalt thou never. Fellows, hold the chair.
+ Upon these eyes of thine I'll set my foot.
+
+GLOUCESTER He that will think to live till he be old,
+ Give me some help! O cruel! O you gods!
+
+REGAN One side will mock another; the other too.
+
+CORNWALL If you see vengeance,--
+
+First Servant Hold your hand, my lord:
+ I have served you ever since I was a child;
+ But better service have I never done you
+ Than now to bid you hold.
+
+REGAN How now, you dog!
+
+First Servant If you did wear a beard upon your chin,
+ I'd shake it on this quarrel. What do you mean?
+
+CORNWALL My villain!
+
+ [They draw and fight]
+
+First Servant Nay, then, come on, and take the chance of anger.
+
+REGAN Give me thy sword. A peasant stand up thus!
+
+ [Takes a sword, and runs at him behind]
+
+First Servant O, I am slain! My lord, you have one eye left
+ To see some mischief on him. O!
+
+ [Dies]
+
+CORNWALL Lest it see more, prevent it. Out, vile jelly!
+ Where is thy lustre now?
+
+GLOUCESTER All dark and comfortless. Where's my son Edmund?
+ Edmund, enkindle all the sparks of nature,
+ To quit this horrid act.
+
+REGAN Out, treacherous villain!
+ Thou call'st on him that hates thee: it was he
+ That made the overture of thy treasons to us;
+ Who is too good to pity thee.
+
+GLOUCESTER O my follies! then Edgar was abused.
+ Kind gods, forgive me that, and prosper him!
+
+REGAN Go thrust him out at gates, and let him smell
+ His way to Dover.
+
+ [Exit one with GLOUCESTER]
+
+ How is't, my lord? how look you?
+
+CORNWALL I have received a hurt: follow me, lady.
+ Turn out that eyeless villain; throw this slave
+ Upon the dunghill. Regan, I bleed apace:
+ Untimely comes this hurt: give me your arm.
+
+ [Exit CORNWALL, led by REGAN]
+
+Second Servant I'll never care what wickedness I do,
+ If this man come to good.
+
+Third Servant If she live long,
+ And in the end meet the old course of death,
+ Women will all turn monsters.
+
+Second Servant Let's follow the old earl, and get the Bedlam
+ To lead him where he would: his roguish madness
+ Allows itself to any thing.
+
+Third Servant Go thou: I'll fetch some flax and whites of eggs
+ To apply to his bleeding face. Now, heaven help him!
+
+ [Exeunt severally]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I The heath.
+
+
+ [Enter EDGAR]
+
+EDGAR Yet better thus, and known to be contemn'd,
+ Than still contemn'd and flatter'd. To be worst,
+ The lowest and most dejected thing of fortune,
+ Stands still in esperance, lives not in fear:
+ The lamentable change is from the best;
+ The worst returns to laughter. Welcome, then,
+ Thou unsubstantial air that I embrace!
+ The wretch that thou hast blown unto the worst
+ Owes nothing to thy blasts. But who comes here?
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, led by an Old Man]
+
+ My father, poorly led? World, world, O world!
+ But that thy strange mutations make us hate thee,
+ Lie would not yield to age.
+
+Old Man O, my good lord, I have been your tenant, and
+ your father's tenant, these fourscore years.
+
+GLOUCESTER Away, get thee away; good friend, be gone:
+ Thy comforts can do me no good at all;
+ Thee they may hurt.
+
+Old Man Alack, sir, you cannot see your way.
+
+GLOUCESTER I have no way, and therefore want no eyes;
+ I stumbled when I saw: full oft 'tis seen,
+ Our means secure us, and our mere defects
+ Prove our commodities. O dear son Edgar,
+ The food of thy abused father's wrath!
+ Might I but live to see thee in my touch,
+ I'ld say I had eyes again!
+
+Old Man How now! Who's there?
+
+EDGAR [Aside] O gods! Who is't can say 'I am at
+ the worst'?
+ I am worse than e'er I was.
+
+Old Man 'Tis poor mad Tom.
+
+EDGAR [Aside] And worse I may be yet: the worst is not
+ So long as we can say 'This is the worst.'
+
+Old Man Fellow, where goest?
+
+GLOUCESTER Is it a beggar-man?
+
+Old Man Madman and beggar too.
+
+GLOUCESTER He has some reason, else he could not beg.
+ I' the last night's storm I such a fellow saw;
+ Which made me think a man a worm: my son
+ Came then into my mind; and yet my mind
+ Was then scarce friends with him: I have heard
+ more since.
+ As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods.
+ They kill us for their sport.
+
+EDGAR [Aside] How should this be?
+ Bad is the trade that must play fool to sorrow,
+ Angering itself and others.--Bless thee, master!
+
+GLOUCESTER Is that the naked fellow?
+
+Old Man Ay, my lord.
+
+GLOUCESTER Then, prithee, get thee gone: if, for my sake,
+ Thou wilt o'ertake us, hence a mile or twain,
+ I' the way toward Dover, do it for ancient love;
+ And bring some covering for this naked soul,
+ Who I'll entreat to lead me.
+
+Old Man Alack, sir, he is mad.
+
+GLOUCESTER 'Tis the times' plague, when madmen lead the blind.
+ Do as I bid thee, or rather do thy pleasure;
+ Above the rest, be gone.
+
+Old Man I'll bring him the best 'parel that I have,
+ Come on't what will.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+GLOUCESTER Sirrah, naked fellow,--
+
+EDGAR Poor Tom's a-cold.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ I cannot daub it further.
+
+GLOUCESTER Come hither, fellow.
+
+EDGAR [Aside] And yet I must.--Bless thy sweet eyes, they bleed.
+
+GLOUCESTER Know'st thou the way to Dover?
+
+EDGAR Both stile and gate, horse-way and foot-path. Poor
+ Tom hath been scared out of his good wits: bless
+ thee, good man's son, from the foul fiend! five
+ fiends have been in poor Tom at once; of lust, as
+ Obidicut; Hobbididence, prince of dumbness; Mahu, of
+ stealing; Modo, of murder; Flibbertigibbet, of
+ mopping and mowing, who since possesses chambermaids
+ and waiting-women. So, bless thee, master!
+
+GLOUCESTER Here, take this purse, thou whom the heavens' plagues
+ Have humbled to all strokes: that I am wretched
+ Makes thee the happier: heavens, deal so still!
+ Let the superfluous and lust-dieted man,
+ That slaves your ordinance, that will not see
+ Because he doth not feel, feel your power quickly;
+ So distribution should undo excess,
+ And each man have enough. Dost thou know Dover?
+
+EDGAR Ay, master.
+
+GLOUCESTER There is a cliff, whose high and bending head
+ Looks fearfully in the confined deep:
+ Bring me but to the very brim of it,
+ And I'll repair the misery thou dost bear
+ With something rich about me: from that place
+ I shall no leading need.
+
+EDGAR Give me thy arm:
+ Poor Tom shall lead thee.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Before ALBANY's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter GONERIL and EDMUND]
+
+GONERIL Welcome, my lord: I marvel our mild husband
+ Not met us on the way.
+
+ [Enter OSWALD]
+
+ Now, where's your master'?
+
+OSWALD Madam, within; but never man so changed.
+ I told him of the army that was landed;
+ He smiled at it: I told him you were coming:
+ His answer was 'The worse:' of Gloucester's treachery,
+ And of the loyal service of his son,
+ When I inform'd him, then he call'd me sot,
+ And told me I had turn'd the wrong side out:
+ What most he should dislike seems pleasant to him;
+ What like, offensive.
+
+GONERIL [To EDMUND] Then shall you go no further.
+ It is the cowish terror of his spirit,
+ That dares not undertake: he'll not feel wrongs
+ Which tie him to an answer. Our wishes on the way
+ May prove effects. Back, Edmund, to my brother;
+ Hasten his musters and conduct his powers:
+ I must change arms at home, and give the distaff
+ Into my husband's hands. This trusty servant
+ Shall pass between us: ere long you are like to hear,
+ If you dare venture in your own behalf,
+ A mistress's command. Wear this; spare speech;
+
+ [Giving a favour]
+
+ Decline your head: this kiss, if it durst speak,
+ Would stretch thy spirits up into the air:
+ Conceive, and fare thee well.
+
+EDMUND Yours in the ranks of death.
+
+GONERIL My most dear Gloucester!
+
+ [Exit EDMUND]
+
+ O, the difference of man and man!
+ To thee a woman's services are due:
+ My fool usurps my body.
+
+OSWALD Madam, here comes my lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter ALBANY]
+
+GONERIL I have been worth the whistle.
+
+ALBANY O Goneril!
+ You are not worth the dust which the rude wind
+ Blows in your face. I fear your disposition:
+ That nature, which contemns its origin,
+ Cannot be border'd certain in itself;
+ She that herself will sliver and disbranch
+ From her material sap, perforce must wither
+ And come to deadly use.
+
+GONERIL No more; the text is foolish.
+
+ALBANY Wisdom and goodness to the vile seem vile:
+ Filths savour but themselves. What have you done?
+ Tigers, not daughters, what have you perform'd?
+ A father, and a gracious aged man,
+ Whose reverence even the head-lugg'd bear would lick,
+ Most barbarous, most degenerate! have you madded.
+ Could my good brother suffer you to do it?
+ A man, a prince, by him so benefited!
+ If that the heavens do not their visible spirits
+ Send quickly down to tame these vile offences,
+ It will come,
+ Humanity must perforce prey on itself,
+ Like monsters of the deep.
+
+GONERIL Milk-liver'd man!
+ That bear'st a cheek for blows, a head for wrongs;
+ Who hast not in thy brows an eye discerning
+ Thine honour from thy suffering; that not know'st
+ Fools do those villains pity who are punish'd
+ Ere they have done their mischief. Where's thy drum?
+ France spreads his banners in our noiseless land;
+ With plumed helm thy slayer begins threats;
+ Whiles thou, a moral fool, sit'st still, and criest
+ 'Alack, why does he so?'
+
+ALBANY See thyself, devil!
+ Proper deformity seems not in the fiend
+ So horrid as in woman.
+
+GONERIL O vain fool!
+
+ALBANY Thou changed and self-cover'd thing, for shame,
+ Be-monster not thy feature. Were't my fitness
+ To let these hands obey my blood,
+ They are apt enough to dislocate and tear
+ Thy flesh and bones: howe'er thou art a fiend,
+ A woman's shape doth shield thee.
+
+GONERIL Marry, your manhood now--
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ALBANY What news?
+
+Messenger O, my good lord, the Duke of Cornwall's dead:
+ Slain by his servant, going to put out
+ The other eye of Gloucester.
+
+ALBANY Gloucester's eye!
+
+Messenger A servant that he bred, thrill'd with remorse,
+ Opposed against the act, bending his sword
+ To his great master; who, thereat enraged,
+ Flew on him, and amongst them fell'd him dead;
+ But not without that harmful stroke, which since
+ Hath pluck'd him after.
+
+ALBANY This shows you are above,
+ You justicers, that these our nether crimes
+ So speedily can venge! But, O poor Gloucester!
+ Lost he his other eye?
+
+Messenger Both, both, my lord.
+ This letter, madam, craves a speedy answer;
+ 'Tis from your sister.
+
+GONERIL [Aside] One way I like this well;
+ But being widow, and my Gloucester with her,
+ May all the building in my fancy pluck
+ Upon my hateful life: another way,
+ The news is not so tart.--I'll read, and answer.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ALBANY Where was his son when they did take his eyes?
+
+Messenger Come with my lady hither.
+
+ALBANY He is not here.
+
+Messenger No, my good lord; I met him back again.
+
+ALBANY Knows he the wickedness?
+
+Messenger Ay, my good lord; 'twas he inform'd against him;
+ And quit the house on purpose, that their punishment
+ Might have the freer course.
+
+ALBANY Gloucester, I live
+ To thank thee for the love thou show'dst the king,
+ And to revenge thine eyes. Come hither, friend:
+ Tell me what more thou know'st.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III The French camp near Dover.
+
+
+ [Enter KENT and a Gentleman]
+
+KENT Why the King of France is so suddenly gone back
+ know you the reason?
+
+Gentleman Something he left imperfect in the
+ state, which since his coming forth is thought
+ of; which imports to the kingdom so much
+ fear and danger, that his personal return was
+ most required and necessary.
+
+KENT Who hath he left behind him general?
+
+Gentleman The Marshal of France, Monsieur La Far.
+
+KENT Did your letters pierce the queen to any
+ demonstration of grief?
+
+Gentleman Ay, sir; she took them, read them in my presence;
+ And now and then an ample tear trill'd down
+ Her delicate cheek: it seem'd she was a queen
+ Over her passion; who, most rebel-like,
+ Sought to be king o'er her.
+
+KENT O, then it moved her.
+
+Gentleman Not to a rage: patience and sorrow strove
+ Who should express her goodliest. You have seen
+ Sunshine and rain at once: her smiles and tears
+ Were like a better way: those happy smilets,
+ That play'd on her ripe lip, seem'd not to know
+ What guests were in her eyes; which parted thence,
+ As pearls from diamonds dropp'd. In brief,
+ Sorrow would be a rarity most beloved,
+ If all could so become it.
+
+KENT Made she no verbal question?
+
+Gentleman 'Faith, once or twice she heaved the name of 'father'
+ Pantingly forth, as if it press'd her heart:
+ Cried 'Sisters! sisters! Shame of ladies! sisters!
+ Kent! father! sisters! What, i' the storm? i' the night?
+ Let pity not be believed!' There she shook
+ The holy water from her heavenly eyes,
+ And clamour moisten'd: then away she started
+ To deal with grief alone.
+
+KENT It is the stars,
+ The stars above us, govern our conditions;
+ Else one self mate and mate could not beget
+ Such different issues. You spoke not with her since?
+
+Gentleman No.
+
+KENT Was this before the king return'd?
+
+Gentleman No, since.
+
+KENT Well, sir, the poor distressed Lear's i' the town;
+ Who sometime, in his better tune, remembers
+ What we are come about, and by no means
+ Will yield to see his daughter.
+
+Gentleman Why, good sir?
+
+KENT A sovereign shame so elbows him: his own unkindness,
+ That stripp'd her from his benediction, turn'd her
+ To foreign casualties, gave her dear rights
+ To his dog-hearted daughters, these things sting
+ His mind so venomously, that burning shame
+ Detains him from Cordelia.
+
+Gentleman Alack, poor gentleman!
+
+KENT Of Albany's and Cornwall's powers you heard not?
+
+Gentleman 'Tis so, they are afoot.
+
+KENT Well, sir, I'll bring you to our master Lear,
+ And leave you to attend him: some dear cause
+ Will in concealment wrap me up awhile;
+ When I am known aright, you shall not grieve
+ Lending me this acquaintance. I pray you, go
+ Along with me.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The same. A tent.
+
+
+ [Enter, with drum and colours, CORDELIA, Doctor, and Soldiers]
+
+CORDELIA Alack, 'tis he: why, he was met even now
+ As mad as the vex'd sea; singing aloud;
+ Crown'd with rank fumiter and furrow-weeds,
+ With bur-docks, hemlock, nettles, cuckoo-flowers,
+ Darnel, and all the idle weeds that grow
+ In our sustaining corn. A century send forth;
+ Search every acre in the high-grown field,
+ And bring him to our eye.
+
+ [Exit an Officer]
+
+ What can man's wisdom
+ In the restoring his bereaved sense?
+ He that helps him take all my outward worth.
+
+Doctor There is means, madam:
+ Our foster-nurse of nature is repose,
+ The which he lacks; that to provoke in him,
+ Are many simples operative, whose power
+ Will close the eye of anguish.
+
+CORDELIA All blest secrets,
+ All you unpublish'd virtues of the earth,
+ Spring with my tears! be aidant and remediate
+ In the good man's distress! Seek, seek for him;
+ Lest his ungovern'd rage dissolve the life
+ That wants the means to lead it.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger News, madam;
+ The British powers are marching hitherward.
+
+CORDELIA 'Tis known before; our preparation stands
+ In expectation of them. O dear father,
+ It is thy business that I go about;
+ Therefore great France
+ My mourning and important tears hath pitied.
+ No blown ambition doth our arms incite,
+ But love, dear love, and our aged father's right:
+ Soon may I hear and see him!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V Gloucester's castle.
+
+
+ [Enter REGAN and OSWALD]
+
+REGAN But are my brother's powers set forth?
+
+OSWALD Ay, madam.
+
+REGAN Himself in person there?
+
+OSWALD Madam, with much ado:
+ Your sister is the better soldier.
+
+REGAN Lord Edmund spake not with your lord at home?
+
+OSWALD No, madam.
+
+REGAN What might import my sister's letter to him?
+
+OSWALD I know not, lady.
+
+REGAN 'Faith, he is posted hence on serious matter.
+ It was great ignorance, Gloucester's eyes being out,
+ To let him live: where he arrives he moves
+ All hearts against us: Edmund, I think, is gone,
+ In pity of his misery, to dispatch
+ His nighted life: moreover, to descry
+ The strength o' the enemy.
+
+OSWALD I must needs after him, madam, with my letter.
+
+REGAN Our troops set forth to-morrow: stay with us;
+ The ways are dangerous.
+
+OSWALD I may not, madam:
+ My lady charged my duty in this business.
+
+REGAN Why should she write to Edmund? Might not you
+ Transport her purposes by word? Belike,
+ Something--I know not what: I'll love thee much,
+ Let me unseal the letter.
+
+OSWALD Madam, I had rather--
+
+REGAN I know your lady does not love her husband;
+ I am sure of that: and at her late being here
+ She gave strange oeillades and most speaking looks
+ To noble Edmund. I know you are of her bosom.
+
+OSWALD I, madam?
+
+REGAN I speak in understanding; you are; I know't:
+ Therefore I do advise you, take this note:
+ My lord is dead; Edmund and I have talk'd;
+ And more convenient is he for my hand
+ Than for your lady's: you may gather more.
+ If you do find him, pray you, give him this;
+ And when your mistress hears thus much from you,
+ I pray, desire her call her wisdom to her.
+ So, fare you well.
+ If you do chance to hear of that blind traitor,
+ Preferment falls on him that cuts him off.
+
+OSWALD Would I could meet him, madam! I should show
+ What party I do follow.
+
+REGAN Fare thee well.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Fields near Dover.
+
+
+ [Enter GLOUCESTER, and EDGAR dressed like a peasant]
+
+GLOUCESTER When shall we come to the top of that same hill?
+
+EDGAR You do climb up it now: look, how we labour.
+
+GLOUCESTER Methinks the ground is even.
+
+EDGAR Horrible steep.
+ Hark, do you hear the sea?
+
+GLOUCESTER No, truly.
+
+EDGAR Why, then, your other senses grow imperfect
+ By your eyes' anguish.
+
+GLOUCESTER So may it be, indeed:
+ Methinks thy voice is alter'd; and thou speak'st
+ In better phrase and matter than thou didst.
+
+EDGAR You're much deceived: in nothing am I changed
+ But in my garments.
+
+GLOUCESTER Methinks you're better spoken.
+
+EDGAR Come on, sir; here's the place: stand still. How fearful
+ And dizzy 'tis, to cast one's eyes so low!
+ The crows and choughs that wing the midway air
+ Show scarce so gross as beetles: half way down
+ Hangs one that gathers samphire, dreadful trade!
+ Methinks he seems no bigger than his head:
+ The fishermen, that walk upon the beach,
+ Appear like mice; and yond tall anchoring bark,
+ Diminish'd to her cock; her cock, a buoy
+ Almost too small for sight: the murmuring surge,
+ That on the unnumber'd idle pebbles chafes,
+ Cannot be heard so high. I'll look no more;
+ Lest my brain turn, and the deficient sight
+ Topple down headlong.
+
+GLOUCESTER Set me where you stand.
+
+EDGAR Give me your hand: you are now within a foot
+ Of the extreme verge: for all beneath the moon
+ Would I not leap upright.
+
+GLOUCESTER Let go my hand.
+ Here, friend, 's another purse; in it a jewel
+ Well worth a poor man's taking: fairies and gods
+ Prosper it with thee! Go thou farther off;
+ Bid me farewell, and let me hear thee going.
+
+EDGAR Now fare you well, good sir.
+
+GLOUCESTER With all my heart.
+
+EDGAR Why I do trifle thus with his despair
+ Is done to cure it.
+
+GLOUCESTER [Kneeling] O you mighty gods!
+ This world I do renounce, and, in your sights,
+ Shake patiently my great affliction off:
+ If I could bear it longer, and not fall
+ To quarrel with your great opposeless wills,
+ My snuff and loathed part of nature should
+ Burn itself out. If Edgar live, O, bless him!
+ Now, fellow, fare thee well.
+
+ [He falls forward]
+
+EDGAR Gone, sir: farewell.
+ And yet I know not how conceit may rob
+ The treasury of life, when life itself
+ Yields to the theft: had he been where he thought,
+ By this, had thought been past. Alive or dead?
+ Ho, you sir! friend! Hear you, sir! speak!
+ Thus might he pass indeed: yet he revives.
+ What are you, sir?
+
+GLOUCESTER Away, and let me die.
+
+EDGAR Hadst thou been aught but gossamer, feathers, air,
+ So many fathom down precipitating,
+ Thou'dst shiver'd like an egg: but thou dost breathe;
+ Hast heavy substance; bleed'st not; speak'st; art sound.
+ Ten masts at each make not the altitude
+ Which thou hast perpendicularly fell:
+ Thy life's a miracle. Speak yet again.
+
+GLOUCESTER But have I fall'n, or no?
+
+EDGAR From the dread summit of this chalky bourn.
+ Look up a-height; the shrill-gorged lark so far
+ Cannot be seen or heard: do but look up.
+
+GLOUCESTER Alack, I have no eyes.
+ Is wretchedness deprived that benefit,
+ To end itself by death? 'Twas yet some comfort,
+ When misery could beguile the tyrant's rage,
+ And frustrate his proud will.
+
+EDGAR Give me your arm:
+ Up: so. How is 't? Feel you your legs? You stand.
+
+GLOUCESTER Too well, too well.
+
+EDGAR This is above all strangeness.
+ Upon the crown o' the cliff, what thing was that
+ Which parted from you?
+
+GLOUCESTER A poor unfortunate beggar.
+
+EDGAR As I stood here below, methought his eyes
+ Were two full moons; he had a thousand noses,
+ Horns whelk'd and waved like the enridged sea:
+ It was some fiend; therefore, thou happy father,
+ Think that the clearest gods, who make them honours
+ Of men's impossibilities, have preserved thee.
+
+GLOUCESTER I do remember now: henceforth I'll bear
+ Affliction till it do cry out itself
+ 'Enough, enough,' and die. That thing you speak of,
+ I took it for a man; often 'twould say
+ 'The fiend, the fiend:' he led me to that place.
+
+EDGAR Bear free and patient thoughts. But who comes here?
+
+ [Enter KING LEAR, fantastically dressed with wild flowers]
+
+ The safer sense will ne'er accommodate
+ His master thus.
+
+KING LEAR No, they cannot touch me for coining; I am the
+ king himself.
+
+EDGAR O thou side-piercing sight!
+
+KING LEAR Nature's above art in that respect. There's your
+ press-money. That fellow handles his bow like a
+ crow-keeper: draw me a clothier's yard. Look,
+ look, a mouse! Peace, peace; this piece of toasted
+ cheese will do 't. There's my gauntlet; I'll prove
+ it on a giant. Bring up the brown bills. O, well
+ flown, bird! i' the clout, i' the clout: hewgh!
+ Give the word.
+
+EDGAR Sweet marjoram.
+
+KING LEAR Pass.
+
+GLOUCESTER I know that voice.
+
+KING LEAR Ha! Goneril, with a white beard! They flattered
+ me like a dog; and told me I had white hairs in my
+ beard ere the black ones were there. To say 'ay'
+ and 'no' to every thing that I said!--'Ay' and 'no'
+ too was no good divinity. When the rain came to
+ wet me once, and the wind to make me chatter; when
+ the thunder would not peace at my bidding; there I
+ found 'em, there I smelt 'em out. Go to, they are
+ not men o' their words: they told me I was every
+ thing; 'tis a lie, I am not ague-proof.
+
+GLOUCESTER The trick of that voice I do well remember:
+ Is 't not the king?
+
+KING LEAR Ay, every inch a king:
+ When I do stare, see how the subject quakes.
+ I pardon that man's life. What was thy cause? Adultery?
+ Thou shalt not die: die for adultery! No:
+ The wren goes to 't, and the small gilded fly
+ Does lecher in my sight.
+ Let copulation thrive; for Gloucester's bastard son
+ Was kinder to his father than my daughters
+ Got 'tween the lawful sheets.
+ To 't, luxury, pell-mell! for I lack soldiers.
+ Behold yond simpering dame,
+ Whose face between her forks presages snow;
+ That minces virtue, and does shake the head
+ To hear of pleasure's name;
+ The fitchew, nor the soiled horse, goes to 't
+ With a more riotous appetite.
+ Down from the waist they are Centaurs,
+ Though women all above:
+ But to the girdle do the gods inherit,
+ Beneath is all the fiends';
+ There's hell, there's darkness, there's the
+ sulphurous pit,
+ Burning, scalding, stench, consumption; fie,
+ fie, fie! pah, pah! Give me an ounce of civet,
+ good apothecary, to sweeten my imagination:
+ there's money for thee.
+
+GLOUCESTER O, let me kiss that hand!
+
+KING LEAR Let me wipe it first; it smells of mortality.
+
+GLOUCESTER O ruin'd piece of nature! This great world
+ Shall so wear out to nought. Dost thou know me?
+
+KING LEAR I remember thine eyes well enough. Dost thou squiny
+ at me? No, do thy worst, blind Cupid! I'll not
+ love. Read thou this challenge; mark but the
+ penning of it.
+
+GLOUCESTER Were all the letters suns, I could not see one.
+
+EDGAR I would not take this from report; it is,
+ And my heart breaks at it.
+
+KING LEAR Read.
+
+GLOUCESTER What, with the case of eyes?
+
+KING LEAR O, ho, are you there with me? No eyes in your
+ head, nor no money in your purse? Your eyes are in
+ a heavy case, your purse in a light; yet you see how
+ this world goes.
+
+GLOUCESTER I see it feelingly.
+
+KING LEAR What, art mad? A man may see how this world goes
+ with no eyes. Look with thine ears: see how yond
+ justice rails upon yond simple thief. Hark, in
+ thine ear: change places; and, handy-dandy, which
+ is the justice, which is the thief? Thou hast seen
+ a farmer's dog bark at a beggar?
+
+GLOUCESTER Ay, sir.
+
+KING LEAR And the creature run from the cur? There thou
+ mightst behold the great image of authority: a
+ dog's obeyed in office.
+ Thou rascal beadle, hold thy bloody hand!
+ Why dost thou lash that whore? Strip thine own back;
+ Thou hotly lust'st to use her in that kind
+ For which thou whipp'st her. The usurer hangs the cozener.
+ Through tatter'd clothes small vices do appear;
+ Robes and furr'd gowns hide all. Plate sin with gold,
+ And the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks:
+ Arm it in rags, a pigmy's straw does pierce it.
+ None does offend, none, I say, none; I'll able 'em:
+ Take that of me, my friend, who have the power
+ To seal the accuser's lips. Get thee glass eyes;
+ And like a scurvy politician, seem
+ To see the things thou dost not. Now, now, now, now:
+ Pull off my boots: harder, harder: so.
+
+EDGAR O, matter and impertinency mix'd! Reason in madness!
+
+KING LEAR If thou wilt weep my fortunes, take my eyes.
+ I know thee well enough; thy name is Gloucester:
+ Thou must be patient; we came crying hither:
+ Thou know'st, the first time that we smell the air,
+ We wawl and cry. I will preach to thee: mark.
+
+GLOUCESTER Alack, alack the day!
+
+KING LEAR When we are born, we cry that we are come
+ To this great stage of fools: this a good block;
+ It were a delicate stratagem, to shoe
+ A troop of horse with felt: I'll put 't in proof;
+ And when I have stol'n upon these sons-in-law,
+ Then, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
+
+ [Enter a Gentleman, with Attendants]
+
+Gentleman O, here he is: lay hand upon him. Sir,
+ Your most dear daughter--
+
+KING LEAR No rescue? What, a prisoner? I am even
+ The natural fool of fortune. Use me well;
+ You shall have ransom. Let me have surgeons;
+ I am cut to the brains.
+
+Gentleman You shall have any thing.
+
+KING LEAR No seconds? all myself?
+ Why, this would make a man a man of salt,
+ To use his eyes for garden water-pots,
+ Ay, and laying autumn's dust.
+
+Gentleman Good sir,--
+
+KING LEAR I will die bravely, like a bridegroom. What!
+ I will be jovial: come, come; I am a king,
+ My masters, know you that.
+
+Gentleman You are a royal one, and we obey you.
+
+KING LEAR Then there's life in't. Nay, if you get it, you
+ shall get it with running. Sa, sa, sa, sa.
+
+ [Exit running; Attendants follow]
+
+Gentleman A sight most pitiful in the meanest wretch,
+ Past speaking of in a king! Thou hast one daughter,
+ Who redeems nature from the general curse
+ Which twain have brought her to.
+
+EDGAR Hail, gentle sir.
+
+Gentleman Sir, speed you: what's your will?
+
+EDGAR Do you hear aught, sir, of a battle toward?
+
+Gentleman Most sure and vulgar: every one hears that,
+ Which can distinguish sound.
+
+EDGAR But, by your favour,
+ How near's the other army?
+
+Gentleman Near and on speedy foot; the main descry
+ Stands on the hourly thought.
+
+EDGAR I thank you, sir: that's all.
+
+Gentleman Though that the queen on special cause is here,
+ Her army is moved on.
+
+EDGAR I thank you, sir.
+
+ [Exit Gentleman]
+
+GLOUCESTER You ever-gentle gods, take my breath from me:
+ Let not my worser spirit tempt me again
+ To die before you please!
+
+EDGAR Well pray you, father.
+
+GLOUCESTER Now, good sir, what are you?
+
+EDGAR A most poor man, made tame to fortune's blows;
+ Who, by the art of known and feeling sorrows,
+ Am pregnant to good pity. Give me your hand,
+ I'll lead you to some biding.
+
+GLOUCESTER Hearty thanks:
+ The bounty and the benison of heaven
+ To boot, and boot!
+
+ [Enter OSWALD]
+
+OSWALD A proclaim'd prize! Most happy!
+ That eyeless head of thine was first framed flesh
+ To raise my fortunes. Thou old unhappy traitor,
+ Briefly thyself remember: the sword is out
+ That must destroy thee.
+
+GLOUCESTER Now let thy friendly hand
+ Put strength enough to't.
+
+ [EDGAR interposes]
+
+OSWALD Wherefore, bold peasant,
+ Darest thou support a publish'd traitor? Hence;
+ Lest that the infection of his fortune take
+ Like hold on thee. Let go his arm.
+
+EDGAR Ch'ill not let go, zir, without vurther 'casion.
+
+OSWALD Let go, slave, or thou diest!
+
+EDGAR Good gentleman, go your gait, and let poor volk
+ pass. An chud ha' bin zwaggered out of my life,
+ 'twould not ha' bin zo long as 'tis by a vortnight.
+ Nay, come not near th' old man; keep out, che vor
+ ye, or ise try whether your costard or my ballow be
+ the harder: ch'ill be plain with you.
+
+OSWALD Out, dunghill!
+
+EDGAR Ch'ill pick your teeth, zir: come; no matter vor
+ your foins.
+
+ [They fight, and EDGAR knocks him down]
+
+OSWALD Slave, thou hast slain me: villain, take my purse:
+ If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body;
+ And give the letters which thou find'st about me
+ To Edmund earl of Gloucester; seek him out
+ Upon the British party: O, untimely death!
+
+ [Dies]
+
+EDGAR I know thee well: a serviceable villain;
+ As duteous to the vices of thy mistress
+ As badness would desire.
+
+GLOUCESTER What, is he dead?
+
+EDGAR Sit you down, father; rest you
+ Let's see these pockets: the letters that he speaks of
+ May be my friends. He's dead; I am only sorry
+ He had no other death's-man. Let us see:
+ Leave, gentle wax; and, manners, blame us not:
+ To know our enemies' minds, we'ld rip their hearts;
+ Their papers, is more lawful.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'Let our reciprocal vows be remembered. You have
+ many opportunities to cut him off: if your will
+ want not, time and place will be fruitfully offered.
+ There is nothing done, if he return the conqueror:
+ then am I the prisoner, and his bed my goal; from
+ the loathed warmth whereof deliver me, and supply
+ the place for your labour.
+ 'Your--wife, so I would say--
+ 'Affectionate servant,
+ 'GONERIL.'
+ O undistinguish'd space of woman's will!
+ A plot upon her virtuous husband's life;
+ And the exchange my brother! Here, in the sands,
+ Thee I'll rake up, the post unsanctified
+ Of murderous lechers: and in the mature time
+ With this ungracious paper strike the sight
+ Of the death practised duke: for him 'tis well
+ That of thy death and business I can tell.
+
+GLOUCESTER The king is mad: how stiff is my vile sense,
+ That I stand up, and have ingenious feeling
+ Of my huge sorrows! Better I were distract:
+ So should my thoughts be sever'd from my griefs,
+ And woes by wrong imaginations lose
+ The knowledge of themselves.
+
+EDGAR Give me your hand:
+
+ [Drum afar off]
+
+ Far off, methinks, I hear the beaten drum:
+ Come, father, I'll bestow you with a friend.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE VII A tent in the French camp. LEAR on a bed asleep,
+ soft music playing; Gentleman, and others attending.
+
+
+ [Enter CORDELIA, KENT, and Doctor]
+
+CORDELIA O thou good Kent, how shall I live and work,
+ To match thy goodness? My life will be too short,
+ And every measure fail me.
+
+KENT To be acknowledged, madam, is o'erpaid.
+ All my reports go with the modest truth;
+ Nor more nor clipp'd, but so.
+
+CORDELIA Be better suited:
+ These weeds are memories of those worser hours:
+ I prithee, put them off.
+
+KENT Pardon me, dear madam;
+ Yet to be known shortens my made intent:
+ My boon I make it, that you know me not
+ Till time and I think meet.
+
+CORDELIA Then be't so, my good lord.
+
+ [To the Doctor]
+
+ How does the king?
+
+Doctor Madam, sleeps still.
+
+CORDELIA O you kind gods,
+ Cure this great breach in his abused nature!
+ The untuned and jarring senses, O, wind up
+ Of this child-changed father!
+
+Doctor So please your majesty
+ That we may wake the king: he hath slept long.
+
+CORDELIA Be govern'd by your knowledge, and proceed
+ I' the sway of your own will. Is he array'd?
+
+Gentleman Ay, madam; in the heaviness of his sleep
+ We put fresh garments on him.
+
+Doctor Be by, good madam, when we do awake him;
+ I doubt not of his temperance.
+
+CORDELIA Very well.
+
+Doctor Please you, draw near. Louder the music there!
+
+CORDELIA O my dear father! Restoration hang
+ Thy medicine on my lips; and let this kiss
+ Repair those violent harms that my two sisters
+ Have in thy reverence made!
+
+KENT Kind and dear princess!
+
+CORDELIA Had you not been their father, these white flakes
+ Had challenged pity of them. Was this a face
+ To be opposed against the warring winds?
+ To stand against the deep dread-bolted thunder?
+ In the most terrible and nimble stroke
+ Of quick, cross lightning? to watch--poor perdu!--
+ With this thin helm? Mine enemy's dog,
+ Though he had bit me, should have stood that night
+ Against my fire; and wast thou fain, poor father,
+ To hovel thee with swine, and rogues forlorn,
+ In short and musty straw? Alack, alack!
+ 'Tis wonder that thy life and wits at once
+ Had not concluded all. He wakes; speak to him.
+
+Doctor Madam, do you; 'tis fittest.
+
+CORDELIA How does my royal lord? How fares your majesty?
+
+KING LEAR You do me wrong to take me out o' the grave:
+ Thou art a soul in bliss; but I am bound
+ Upon a wheel of fire, that mine own tears
+ Do scald like moulten lead.
+
+CORDELIA Sir, do you know me?
+
+KING LEAR You are a spirit, I know: when did you die?
+
+CORDELIA Still, still, far wide!
+
+Doctor He's scarce awake: let him alone awhile.
+
+KING LEAR Where have I been? Where am I? Fair daylight?
+ I am mightily abused. I should e'en die with pity,
+ To see another thus. I know not what to say.
+ I will not swear these are my hands: let's see;
+ I feel this pin prick. Would I were assured
+ Of my condition!
+
+CORDELIA O, look upon me, sir,
+ And hold your hands in benediction o'er me:
+ No, sir, you must not kneel.
+
+KING LEAR Pray, do not mock me:
+ I am a very foolish fond old man,
+ Fourscore and upward, not an hour more nor less;
+ And, to deal plainly,
+ I fear I am not in my perfect mind.
+ Methinks I should know you, and know this man;
+ Yet I am doubtful for I am mainly ignorant
+ What place this is; and all the skill I have
+ Remembers not these garments; nor I know not
+ Where I did lodge last night. Do not laugh at me;
+ For, as I am a man, I think this lady
+ To be my child Cordelia.
+
+CORDELIA And so I am, I am.
+
+KING LEAR Be your tears wet? yes, 'faith. I pray, weep not:
+ If you have poison for me, I will drink it.
+ I know you do not love me; for your sisters
+ Have, as I do remember, done me wrong:
+ You have some cause, they have not.
+
+CORDELIA No cause, no cause.
+
+KING LEAR Am I in France?
+
+KENT In your own kingdom, sir.
+
+KING LEAR Do not abuse me.
+
+Doctor Be comforted, good madam: the great rage,
+ You see, is kill'd in him: and yet it is danger
+ To make him even o'er the time he has lost.
+ Desire him to go in; trouble him no more
+ Till further settling.
+
+CORDELIA Will't please your highness walk?
+
+KING LEAR You must bear with me:
+ Pray you now, forget and forgive: I am old and foolish.
+
+ [Exeunt all but KENT and Gentleman]
+
+Gentleman Holds it true, sir, that the Duke of Cornwall was so slain?
+
+KENT Most certain, sir.
+
+Gentleman Who is conductor of his people?
+
+KENT As 'tis said, the bastard son of Gloucester.
+
+Gentleman They say Edgar, his banished son, is with the Earl
+ of Kent in Germany.
+
+KENT Report is changeable. 'Tis time to look about; the
+ powers of the kingdom approach apace.
+
+Gentleman The arbitrement is like to be bloody. Fare you
+ well, sir.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+KENT My point and period will be throughly wrought,
+ Or well or ill, as this day's battle's fought.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I The British camp, near Dover.
+
+
+ [Enter, with drum and colours, EDMUND, REGAN,
+ Gentlemen, and Soldiers.
+
+EDMUND Know of the duke if his last purpose hold,
+ Or whether since he is advised by aught
+ To change the course: he's full of alteration
+ And self-reproving: bring his constant pleasure.
+
+ [To a Gentleman, who goes out]
+
+REGAN Our sister's man is certainly miscarried.
+
+EDMUND 'Tis to be doubted, madam.
+
+REGAN Now, sweet lord,
+ You know the goodness I intend upon you:
+ Tell me--but truly--but then speak the truth,
+ Do you not love my sister?
+
+EDMUND In honour'd love.
+
+REGAN But have you never found my brother's way
+ To the forfended place?
+
+EDMUND That thought abuses you.
+
+REGAN I am doubtful that you have been conjunct
+ And bosom'd with her, as far as we call hers.
+
+EDMUND No, by mine honour, madam.
+
+REGAN I never shall endure her: dear my lord,
+ Be not familiar with her.
+
+EDMUND Fear me not:
+ She and the duke her husband!
+
+ [Enter, with drum and colours, ALBANY, GONERIL, and Soldiers]
+
+GONERIL [Aside] I had rather lose the battle than that sister
+ Should loosen him and me.
+
+ALBANY Our very loving sister, well be-met.
+ Sir, this I hear; the king is come to his daughter,
+ With others whom the rigor of our state
+ Forced to cry out. Where I could not be honest,
+ I never yet was valiant: for this business,
+ It toucheth us, as France invades our land,
+ Not bolds the king, with others, whom, I fear,
+ Most just and heavy causes make oppose.
+
+EDMUND Sir, you speak nobly.
+
+REGAN Why is this reason'd?
+
+GONERIL Combine together 'gainst the enemy;
+ For these domestic and particular broils
+ Are not the question here.
+
+ALBANY Let's then determine
+ With the ancient of war on our proceedings.
+
+EDMUND I shall attend you presently at your tent.
+
+REGAN Sister, you'll go with us?
+
+GONERIL No.
+
+REGAN 'Tis most convenient; pray you, go with us.
+
+GONERIL [Aside] O, ho, I know the riddle.--I will go.
+
+ [As they are going out, enter EDGAR disguised]
+
+EDGAR If e'er your grace had speech with man so poor,
+ Hear me one word.
+
+ALBANY I'll overtake you. Speak.
+
+ [Exeunt all but ALBANY and EDGAR]
+
+EDGAR Before you fight the battle, ope this letter.
+ If you have victory, let the trumpet sound
+ For him that brought it: wretched though I seem,
+ I can produce a champion that will prove
+ What is avouched there. If you miscarry,
+ Your business of the world hath so an end,
+ And machination ceases. Fortune love you.
+
+ALBANY Stay till I have read the letter.
+
+EDGAR I was forbid it.
+ When time shall serve, let but the herald cry,
+ And I'll appear again.
+
+ALBANY Why, fare thee well: I will o'erlook thy paper.
+
+ [Exit EDGAR]
+
+ [Re-enter EDMUND]
+
+EDMUND The enemy's in view; draw up your powers.
+ Here is the guess of their true strength and forces
+ By diligent discovery; but your haste
+ Is now urged on you.
+
+ALBANY We will greet the time.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+EDMUND To both these sisters have I sworn my love;
+ Each jealous of the other, as the stung
+ Are of the adder. Which of them shall I take?
+ Both? one? or neither? Neither can be enjoy'd,
+ If both remain alive: to take the widow
+ Exasperates, makes mad her sister Goneril;
+ And hardly shall I carry out my side,
+ Her husband being alive. Now then we'll use
+ His countenance for the battle; which being done,
+ Let her who would be rid of him devise
+ His speedy taking off. As for the mercy
+ Which he intends to Lear and to Cordelia,
+ The battle done, and they within our power,
+ Shall never see his pardon; for my state
+ Stands on me to defend, not to debate.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II A field between the two camps.
+
+
+ [Alarum within. Enter, with drum and colours,
+ KING LEAR, CORDELIA, and Soldiers, over the stage;
+ and exeunt]
+
+ [Enter EDGAR and GLOUCESTER]
+
+EDGAR Here, father, take the shadow of this tree
+ For your good host; pray that the right may thrive:
+ If ever I return to you again,
+ I'll bring you comfort.
+
+GLOUCESTER Grace go with you, sir!
+
+ [Exit EDGAR]
+
+ [Alarum and retreat within. Re-enter EDGAR]
+
+EDGAR Away, old man; give me thy hand; away!
+ King Lear hath lost, he and his daughter ta'en:
+ Give me thy hand; come on.
+
+GLOUCESTER No farther, sir; a man may rot even here.
+
+EDGAR What, in ill thoughts again? Men must endure
+ Their going hence, even as their coming hither;
+ Ripeness is all: come on.
+
+GLOUCESTER And that's true too.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ KING LEAR
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III The British camp near Dover.
+
+
+ [Enter, in conquest, with drum and colours, EDMUND,
+ KING LEAR and CORDELIA, prisoners; Captain,
+ Soldiers, &c]
+
+EDMUND Some officers take them away: good guard,
+ Until their greater pleasures first be known
+ That are to censure them.
+
+CORDELIA We are not the first
+ Who, with best meaning, have incurr'd the worst.
+ For thee, oppressed king, am I cast down;
+ Myself could else out-frown false fortune's frown.
+ Shall we not see these daughters and these sisters?
+
+KING LEAR No, no, no, no! Come, let's away to prison:
+ We two alone will sing like birds i' the cage:
+ When thou dost ask me blessing, I'll kneel down,
+ And ask of thee forgiveness: so we'll live,
+ And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh
+ At gilded butterflies, and hear poor rogues
+ Talk of court news; and we'll talk with them too,
+ Who loses and who wins; who's in, who's out;
+ And take upon's the mystery of things,
+ As if we were God's spies: and we'll wear out,
+ In a wall'd prison, packs and sects of great ones,
+ That ebb and flow by the moon.
+
+EDMUND Take them away.
+
+KING LEAR Upon such sacrifices, my Cordelia,
+ The gods themselves throw incense. Have I caught thee?
+ He that parts us shall bring a brand from heaven,
+ And fire us hence like foxes. Wipe thine eyes;
+ The good-years shall devour them, flesh and fell,
+ Ere they shall make us weep: we'll see 'em starve
+ first. Come.
+
+ [Exeunt KING LEAR and CORDELIA, guarded]
+
+EDMUND Come hither, captain; hark.
+ Take thou this note;
+
+ [Giving a paper]
+
+ go follow them to prison:
+ One step I have advanced thee; if thou dost
+ As this instructs thee, thou dost make thy way
+ To noble fortunes: know thou this, that men
+ Are as the time is: to be tender-minded
+ Does not become a sword: thy great employment
+ Will not bear question; either say thou'lt do 't,
+ Or thrive by other means.
+
+Captain I'll do 't, my lord.
+
+EDMUND About it; and write happy when thou hast done.
+ Mark, I say, instantly; and carry it so
+ As I have set it down.
+
+Captain I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats;
+ If it be man's work, I'll do 't.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Flourish. Enter ALBANY, GONERIL, REGAN, another
+ Captain, and Soldiers]
+
+ALBANY Sir, you have shown to-day your valiant strain,
+ And fortune led you well: you have the captives
+ That were the opposites of this day's strife:
+ We do require them of you, so to use them
+ As we shall find their merits and our safety
+ May equally determine.
+
+EDMUND Sir, I thought it fit
+ To send the old and miserable king
+ To some retention and appointed guard;
+ Whose age has charms in it, whose title more,
+ To pluck the common bosom on his side,
+ An turn our impress'd lances in our eyes
+ Which do command them. With him I sent the queen;
+ My reason all the same; and they are ready
+ To-morrow, or at further space, to appear
+ Where you shall hold your session. At this time
+ We sweat and bleed: the friend hath lost his friend;
+ And the best quarrels, in the heat, are cursed
+ By those that feel their sharpness:
+ The question of Cordelia and her father
+ Requires a fitter place.
+
+ALBANY Sir, by your patience,
+ I hold you but a subject of this war,
+ Not as a brother.
+
+REGAN That's as we list to grace him.
+ Methinks our pleasure might have been demanded,
+ Ere you had spoke so far. He led our powers;
+ Bore the commission of my place and person;
+ The which immediacy may well stand up,
+ And call itself your brother.
+
+GONERIL Not so hot:
+ In his own grace he doth exalt himself,
+ More than in your addition.
+
+REGAN In my rights,
+ By me invested, he compeers the best.
+
+GONERIL That were the most, if he should husband you.
+
+REGAN Jesters do oft prove prophets.
+
+GONERIL Holla, holla!
+ That eye that told you so look'd but a-squint.
+
+REGAN Lady, I am not well; else I should answer
+ From a full-flowing stomach. General,
+ Take thou my soldiers, prisoners, patrimony;
+ Dispose of them, of me; the walls are thine:
+ Witness the world, that I create thee here
+ My lord and master.
+
+GONERIL Mean you to enjoy him?
+
+ALBANY The let-alone lies not in your good will.
+
+EDMUND Nor in thine, lord.
+
+ALBANY Half-blooded fellow, yes.
+
+REGAN [To EDMUND] Let the drum strike, and prove my title thine.
+
+ALBANY Stay yet; hear reason. Edmund, I arrest thee
+ On capital treason; and, in thine attaint,
+ This gilded serpent
+
+ [Pointing to Goneril]
+
+ For your claim, fair sister,
+ I bar it in the interest of my wife:
+ 'Tis she is sub-contracted to this lord,
+ And I, her husband, contradict your bans.
+ If you will marry, make your loves to me,
+ My lady is bespoke.
+
+GONERIL An interlude!
+
+ALBANY Thou art arm'd, Gloucester: let the trumpet sound:
+ If none appear to prove upon thy head
+ Thy heinous, manifest, and many treasons,
+ There is my pledge;
+
+ [Throwing down a glove]
+
+ I'll prove it on thy heart,
+ Ere I taste bread, thou art in nothing less
+ Than I have here proclaim'd thee.
+
+REGAN Sick, O, sick!
+
+GONERIL [Aside] If not, I'll ne'er trust medicine.
+
+EDMUND There's my exchange:
+
+ [Throwing down a glove]
+
+ what in the world he is
+ That names me traitor, villain-like he lies:
+ Call by thy trumpet: he that dares approach,
+ On him, on you, who not? I will maintain
+ My truth and honour firmly.
+
+ALBANY A herald, ho!
+
+EDMUND A herald, ho, a herald!
+
+ALBANY Trust to thy single virtue; for thy soldiers,
+ All levied in my name, have in my name
+ Took their discharge.
+
+REGAN My sickness grows upon me.
+
+ALBANY She is not well; convey her to my tent.
+
+ [Exit Regan, led]
+
+ [Enter a Herald]
+
+ Come hither, herald,--Let the trumpet sound,
+ And read out this.
+
+Captain Sound, trumpet!
+
+ [A trumpet sounds]
+
+Herald [Reads] 'If any man of quality or degree within
+ the lists of the army will maintain upon Edmund,
+ supposed Earl of Gloucester, that he is a manifold
+ traitor, let him appear by the third sound of the
+ trumpet: he is bold in his defence.'
+
+EDMUND Sound!
+
+ [First trumpet]
+
+Herald Again!
+
+ [Second trumpet]
+
+Herald Again!
+
+ [Third trumpet]
+
+ [Trumpet answers within]
+
+ [Enter EDGAR, at the third sound, armed, with a
+ trumpet before him]
+
+ALBANY Ask him his purposes, why he appears
+ Upon this call o' the trumpet.
+
+Herald What are you?
+ Your name, your quality? and why you answer
+ This present summons?
+
+EDGAR Know, my name is lost;
+ By treason's tooth bare-gnawn and canker-bit:
+ Yet am I noble as the adversary
+ I come to cope.
+
+ALBANY Which is that adversary?
+
+EDGAR What's he that speaks for Edmund Earl of Gloucester?
+
+EDMUND Himself: what say'st thou to him?
+
+EDGAR Draw thy sword,
+ That, if my speech offend a noble heart,
+ Thy arm may do thee justice: here is mine.
+ Behold, it is the privilege of mine honours,
+ My oath, and my profession: I protest,
+ Maugre thy strength, youth, place, and eminence,
+ Despite thy victor sword and fire-new fortune,
+ Thy valour and thy heart, thou art a traitor;
+ False to thy gods, thy brother, and thy father;
+ Conspirant 'gainst this high-illustrious prince;
+ And, from the extremest upward of thy head
+ To the descent and dust below thy foot,
+ A most toad-spotted traitor. Say thou 'No,'
+ This sword, this arm, and my best spirits, are bent
+ To prove upon thy heart, whereto I speak,
+ Thou liest.
+
+EDMUND In wisdom I should ask thy name;
+ But, since thy outside looks so fair and warlike,
+ And that thy tongue some say of breeding breathes,
+ What safe and nicely I might well delay
+ By rule of knighthood, I disdain and spurn:
+ Back do I toss these treasons to thy head;
+ With the hell-hated lie o'erwhelm thy heart;
+ Which, for they yet glance by and scarcely bruise,
+ This sword of mine shall give them instant way,
+ Where they shall rest for ever. Trumpets, speak!
+
+ [Alarums. They fight. EDMUND falls]
+
+ALBANY Save him, save him!
+
+GONERIL This is practise, Gloucester:
+ By the law of arms thou wast not bound to answer
+ An unknown opposite; thou art not vanquish'd,
+ But cozen'd and beguiled.
+
+ALBANY Shut your mouth, dame,
+ Or with this paper shall I stop it: Hold, sir:
+ Thou worse than any name, read thine own evil:
+ No tearing, lady: I perceive you know it.
+
+ [Gives the letter to EDMUND]
+
+GONERIL Say, if I do, the laws are mine, not thine:
+ Who can arraign me for't.
+
+ALBANY Most monstrous! oh!
+ Know'st thou this paper?
+
+GONERIL Ask me not what I know.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ALBANY Go after her: she's desperate; govern her.
+
+EDMUND What you have charged me with, that have I done;
+ And more, much more; the time will bring it out:
+ 'Tis past, and so am I. But what art thou
+ That hast this fortune on me? If thou'rt noble,
+ I do forgive thee.
+
+EDGAR Let's exchange charity.
+ I am no less in blood than thou art, Edmund;
+ If more, the more thou hast wrong'd me.
+ My name is Edgar, and thy father's son.
+ The gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
+ Make instruments to plague us:
+ The dark and vicious place where thee he got
+ Cost him his eyes.
+
+EDMUND Thou hast spoken right, 'tis true;
+ The wheel is come full circle: I am here.
+
+ALBANY Methought thy very gait did prophesy
+ A royal nobleness: I must embrace thee:
+ Let sorrow split my heart, if ever I
+ Did hate thee or thy father!
+
+EDGAR Worthy prince, I know't.
+
+ALBANY Where have you hid yourself?
+ How have you known the miseries of your father?
+
+EDGAR By nursing them, my lord. List a brief tale;
+ And when 'tis told, O, that my heart would burst!
+ The bloody proclamation to escape,
+ That follow'd me so near,--O, our lives' sweetness!
+ That we the pain of death would hourly die
+ Rather than die at once!--taught me to shift
+ Into a madman's rags; to assume a semblance
+ That very dogs disdain'd: and in this habit
+ Met I my father with his bleeding rings,
+ Their precious stones new lost: became his guide,
+ Led him, begg'd for him, saved him from despair;
+ Never,--O fault!--reveal'd myself unto him,
+ Until some half-hour past, when I was arm'd:
+ Not sure, though hoping, of this good success,
+ I ask'd his blessing, and from first to last
+ Told him my pilgrimage: but his flaw'd heart,
+ Alack, too weak the conflict to support!
+ 'Twixt two extremes of passion, joy and grief,
+ Burst smilingly.
+
+EDMUND This speech of yours hath moved me,
+ And shall perchance do good: but speak you on;
+ You look as you had something more to say.
+
+ALBANY If there be more, more woeful, hold it in;
+ For I am almost ready to dissolve,
+ Hearing of this.
+
+EDGAR This would have seem'd a period
+ To such as love not sorrow; but another,
+ To amplify too much, would make much more,
+ And top extremity.
+ Whilst I was big in clamour came there in a man,
+ Who, having seen me in my worst estate,
+ Shunn'd my abhorr'd society; but then, finding
+ Who 'twas that so endured, with his strong arms
+ He fastened on my neck, and bellow'd out
+ As he'ld burst heaven; threw him on my father;
+ Told the most piteous tale of Lear and him
+ That ever ear received: which in recounting
+ His grief grew puissant and the strings of life
+ Began to crack: twice then the trumpets sounded,
+ And there I left him tranced.
+
+ALBANY But who was this?
+
+EDGAR Kent, sir, the banish'd Kent; who in disguise
+ Follow'd his enemy king, and did him service
+ Improper for a slave.
+
+ [Enter a Gentleman, with a bloody knife]
+
+Gentleman Help, help, O, help!
+
+EDGAR What kind of help?
+
+ALBANY Speak, man.
+
+EDGAR What means that bloody knife?
+
+Gentleman 'Tis hot, it smokes;
+ It came even from the heart of--O, she's dead!
+
+ALBANY Who dead? speak, man.
+
+Gentleman Your lady, sir, your lady: and her sister
+ By her is poisoned; she hath confess'd it.
+
+EDMUND I was contracted to them both: all three
+ Now marry in an instant.
+
+EDGAR Here comes Kent.
+
+ALBANY Produce their bodies, be they alive or dead:
+ This judgment of the heavens, that makes us tremble,
+ Touches us not with pity.
+
+ [Exit Gentleman]
+
+ [Enter KENT]
+
+ O, is this he?
+ The time will not allow the compliment
+ Which very manners urges.
+
+KENT I am come
+ To bid my king and master aye good night:
+ Is he not here?
+
+ALBANY Great thing of us forgot!
+ Speak, Edmund, where's the king? and where's Cordelia?
+ See'st thou this object, Kent?
+
+ [The bodies of GONERIL and REGAN are brought in]
+
+KENT Alack, why thus?
+
+EDMUND Yet Edmund was beloved:
+ The one the other poison'd for my sake,
+ And after slew herself.
+
+ALBANY Even so. Cover their faces.
+
+EDMUND I pant for life: some good I mean to do,
+ Despite of mine own nature. Quickly send,
+ Be brief in it, to the castle; for my writ
+ Is on the life of Lear and on Cordelia:
+ Nay, send in time.
+
+ALBANY Run, run, O, run!
+
+EDGAR To who, my lord? Who hath the office? send
+ Thy token of reprieve.
+
+EDMUND Well thought on: take my sword,
+ Give it the captain.
+
+ALBANY Haste thee, for thy life.
+
+ [Exit EDGAR]
+
+EDMUND He hath commission from thy wife and me
+ To hang Cordelia in the prison, and
+ To lay the blame upon her own despair,
+ That she fordid herself.
+
+ALBANY The gods defend her! Bear him hence awhile.
+
+ [EDMUND is borne off]
+
+ [Re-enter KING LEAR, with CORDELIA dead in his arms;
+ EDGAR, Captain, and others following]
+
+KING LEAR Howl, howl, howl, howl! O, you are men of stones:
+ Had I your tongues and eyes, I'ld use them so
+ That heaven's vault should crack. She's gone for ever!
+ I know when one is dead, and when one lives;
+ She's dead as earth. Lend me a looking-glass;
+ If that her breath will mist or stain the stone,
+ Why, then she lives.
+
+KENT Is this the promised end
+
+EDGAR Or image of that horror?
+
+ALBANY Fall, and cease!
+
+KING LEAR This feather stirs; she lives! if it be so,
+ It is a chance which does redeem all sorrows
+ That ever I have felt.
+
+KENT [Kneeling] O my good master!
+
+KING LEAR Prithee, away.
+
+EDGAR 'Tis noble Kent, your friend.
+
+KING LEAR A plague upon you, murderers, traitors all!
+ I might have saved her; now she's gone for ever!
+ Cordelia, Cordelia! stay a little. Ha!
+ What is't thou say'st? Her voice was ever soft,
+ Gentle, and low, an excellent thing in woman.
+ I kill'd the slave that was a-hanging thee.
+
+Captain 'Tis true, my lords, he did.
+
+KING LEAR Did I not, fellow?
+ I have seen the day, with my good biting falchion
+ I would have made them skip: I am old now,
+ And these same crosses spoil me. Who are you?
+ Mine eyes are not o' the best: I'll tell you straight.
+
+KENT If fortune brag of two she loved and hated,
+ One of them we behold.
+
+KING LEAR This is a dull sight. Are you not Kent?
+
+KENT The same,
+ Your servant Kent: Where is your servant Caius?
+
+KING LEAR He's a good fellow, I can tell you that;
+ He'll strike, and quickly too: he's dead and rotten.
+
+KENT No, my good lord; I am the very man,--
+
+KING LEAR I'll see that straight.
+
+KENT That, from your first of difference and decay,
+ Have follow'd your sad steps.
+
+KING LEAR You are welcome hither.
+
+KENT Nor no man else: all's cheerless, dark, and deadly.
+ Your eldest daughters have fordone them selves,
+ And desperately are dead.
+
+KING LEAR Ay, so I think.
+
+ALBANY He knows not what he says: and vain it is
+ That we present us to him.
+
+EDGAR Very bootless.
+
+ [Enter a Captain]
+
+Captain Edmund is dead, my lord.
+
+ALBANY That's but a trifle here.
+ You lords and noble friends, know our intent.
+ What comfort to this great decay may come
+ Shall be applied: for us we will resign,
+ During the life of this old majesty,
+ To him our absolute power:
+
+ [To EDGAR and KENT]
+
+ you, to your rights:
+ With boot, and such addition as your honours
+ Have more than merited. All friends shall taste
+ The wages of their virtue, and all foes
+ The cup of their deservings. O, see, see!
+
+KING LEAR And my poor fool is hang'd! No, no, no life!
+ Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life,
+ And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more,
+ Never, never, never, never, never!
+ Pray you, undo this button: thank you, sir.
+ Do you see this? Look on her, look, her lips,
+ Look there, look there!
+
+ [Dies]
+
+EDGAR He faints! My lord, my lord!
+
+KENT Break, heart; I prithee, break!
+
+EDGAR Look up, my lord.
+
+KENT Vex not his ghost: O, let him pass! he hates him much
+ That would upon the rack of this tough world
+ Stretch him out longer.
+
+EDGAR He is gone, indeed.
+
+KENT The wonder is, he hath endured so long:
+ He but usurp'd his life.
+
+ALBANY Bear them from hence. Our present business
+ Is general woe.
+
+ [To KENT and EDGAR]
+
+ Friends of my soul, you twain
+ Rule in this realm, and the gored state sustain.
+
+KENT I have a journey, sir, shortly to go;
+ My master calls me, I must not say no.
+
+ALBANY The weight of this sad time we must obey;
+ Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say.
+ The oldest hath borne most: we that are young
+ Shall never see so much, nor live so long.
+
+ [Exeunt, with a dead march]
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+DUNCAN king of Scotland.
+
+
+MALCOLM |
+ | his sons.
+DONALBAIN |
+
+
+MACBETH |
+ | generals of the king's army.
+BANQUO |
+
+
+MACDUFF |
+ |
+LENNOX |
+ |
+ROSS |
+ | noblemen of Scotland.
+MENTEITH |
+ |
+ANGUS |
+ |
+CAITHNESS |
+
+
+FLEANCE son to Banquo.
+
+SIWARD Earl of Northumberland, general of the English forces.
+
+YOUNG SIWARD his son.
+
+SEYTON an officer attending on Macbeth.
+
+ Boy, son to Macduff. (Son:)
+
+ An English Doctor. (Doctor:)
+
+ A Scotch Doctor. (Doctor:)
+
+ A Soldier.
+ A Porter.
+
+ An Old Man
+
+LADY MACBETH:
+
+LADY MACDUFF:
+
+ Gentlewoman attending on Lady Macbeth. (Gentlewoman:)
+
+HECATE:
+
+ Three Witches.
+ (First Witch:)
+ (Second Witch:)
+ (Third Witch:)
+
+ Apparitions.
+ (First Apparition:)
+ (Second Apparition:)
+ (Third Apparition:)
+
+ Lords, Gentlemen, Officers, Soldiers, Murderers,
+ Attendants, and Messengers. (Lord:)
+ (Sergeant:)
+ (Servant:)
+ (First Murderer:)
+ (Second Murderer:)
+ (Third Murderer:)
+ (Messenger:)
+
+SCENE Scotland: England.
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I A desert place.
+
+
+ [Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches]
+
+First Witch When shall we three meet again
+ In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
+
+Second Witch When the hurlyburly's done,
+ When the battle's lost and won.
+
+Third Witch That will be ere the set of sun.
+
+First Witch Where the place?
+
+Second Witch Upon the heath.
+
+Third Witch There to meet with Macbeth.
+
+First Witch I come, Graymalkin!
+
+Second Witch Paddock calls.
+
+Third Witch Anon.
+
+ALL Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
+ Hover through the fog and filthy air.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II A camp near Forres.
+
+
+ [Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN,
+ LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant]
+
+DUNCAN What bloody man is that? He can report,
+ As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt
+ The newest state.
+
+MALCOLM This is the sergeant
+ Who like a good and hardy soldier fought
+ 'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend!
+ Say to the king the knowledge of the broil
+ As thou didst leave it.
+
+Sergeant Doubtful it stood;
+ As two spent swimmers, that do cling together
+ And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald--
+ Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
+ The multiplying villanies of nature
+ Do swarm upon him--from the western isles
+ Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied;
+ And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling,
+ Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak:
+ For brave Macbeth--well he deserves that name--
+ Disdaining fortune, with his brandish'd steel,
+ Which smoked with bloody execution,
+ Like valour's minion carved out his passage
+ Till he faced the slave;
+ Which ne'er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him,
+ Till he unseam'd him from the nave to the chaps,
+ And fix'd his head upon our battlements.
+
+DUNCAN O valiant cousin! worthy gentleman!
+
+Sergeant As whence the sun 'gins his reflection
+ Shipwrecking storms and direful thunders break,
+ So from that spring whence comfort seem'd to come
+ Discomfort swells. Mark, king of Scotland, mark:
+ No sooner justice had with valour arm'd
+ Compell'd these skipping kerns to trust their heels,
+ But the Norweyan lord surveying vantage,
+ With furbish'd arms and new supplies of men
+ Began a fresh assault.
+
+DUNCAN Dismay'd not this
+ Our captains, Macbeth and Banquo?
+
+Sergeant Yes;
+ As sparrows eagles, or the hare the lion.
+ If I say sooth, I must report they were
+ As cannons overcharged with double cracks, so they
+ Doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe:
+ Except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds,
+ Or memorise another Golgotha,
+ I cannot tell.
+ But I am faint, my gashes cry for help.
+
+DUNCAN So well thy words become thee as thy wounds;
+ They smack of honour both. Go get him surgeons.
+
+ [Exit Sergeant, attended]
+
+ Who comes here?
+
+ [Enter ROSS]
+
+MALCOLM The worthy thane of Ross.
+
+LENNOX What a haste looks through his eyes! So should he look
+ That seems to speak things strange.
+
+ROSS God save the king!
+
+DUNCAN Whence camest thou, worthy thane?
+
+ROSS From Fife, great king;
+ Where the Norweyan banners flout the sky
+ And fan our people cold. Norway himself,
+ With terrible numbers,
+ Assisted by that most disloyal traitor
+ The thane of Cawdor, began a dismal conflict;
+ Till that Bellona's bridegroom, lapp'd in proof,
+ Confronted him with self-comparisons,
+ Point against point rebellious, arm 'gainst arm.
+ Curbing his lavish spirit: and, to conclude,
+ The victory fell on us.
+
+DUNCAN Great happiness!
+
+ROSS That now
+ Sweno, the Norways' king, craves composition:
+ Nor would we deign him burial of his men
+ Till he disbursed at Saint Colme's inch
+ Ten thousand dollars to our general use.
+
+DUNCAN No more that thane of Cawdor shall deceive
+ Our bosom interest: go pronounce his present death,
+ And with his former title greet Macbeth.
+
+ROSS I'll see it done.
+
+DUNCAN What he hath lost noble Macbeth hath won.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III A heath near Forres.
+
+
+ [Thunder. Enter the three Witches]
+
+First Witch Where hast thou been, sister?
+
+Second Witch Killing swine.
+
+Third Witch Sister, where thou?
+
+First Witch A sailor's wife had chestnuts in her lap,
+ And munch'd, and munch'd, and munch'd:--
+ 'Give me,' quoth I:
+ 'Aroint thee, witch!' the rump-fed ronyon cries.
+ Her husband's to Aleppo gone, master o' the Tiger:
+ But in a sieve I'll thither sail,
+ And, like a rat without a tail,
+ I'll do, I'll do, and I'll do.
+
+Second Witch I'll give thee a wind.
+
+First Witch Thou'rt kind.
+
+Third Witch And I another.
+
+First Witch I myself have all the other,
+ And the very ports they blow,
+ All the quarters that they know
+ I' the shipman's card.
+ I will drain him dry as hay:
+ Sleep shall neither night nor day
+ Hang upon his pent-house lid;
+ He shall live a man forbid:
+ Weary se'nnights nine times nine
+ Shall he dwindle, peak and pine:
+ Though his bark cannot be lost,
+ Yet it shall be tempest-tost.
+ Look what I have.
+
+Second Witch Show me, show me.
+
+First Witch Here I have a pilot's thumb,
+ Wreck'd as homeward he did come.
+
+ [Drum within]
+
+Third Witch A drum, a drum!
+ Macbeth doth come.
+
+ALL The weird sisters, hand in hand,
+ Posters of the sea and land,
+ Thus do go about, about:
+ Thrice to thine and thrice to mine
+ And thrice again, to make up nine.
+ Peace! the charm's wound up.
+
+ [Enter MACBETH and BANQUO]
+
+MACBETH So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
+
+BANQUO How far is't call'd to Forres? What are these
+ So wither'd and so wild in their attire,
+ That look not like the inhabitants o' the earth,
+ And yet are on't? Live you? or are you aught
+ That man may question? You seem to understand me,
+ By each at once her chappy finger laying
+ Upon her skinny lips: you should be women,
+ And yet your beards forbid me to interpret
+ That you are so.
+
+MACBETH Speak, if you can: what are you?
+
+First Witch All hail, Macbeth! hail to thee, thane of Glamis!
+
+Second Witch All hail, Macbeth, hail to thee, thane of Cawdor!
+
+Third Witch All hail, Macbeth, thou shalt be king hereafter!
+
+BANQUO Good sir, why do you start; and seem to fear
+ Things that do sound so fair? I' the name of truth,
+ Are ye fantastical, or that indeed
+ Which outwardly ye show? My noble partner
+ You greet with present grace and great prediction
+ Of noble having and of royal hope,
+ That he seems rapt withal: to me you speak not.
+ If you can look into the seeds of time,
+ And say which grain will grow and which will not,
+ Speak then to me, who neither beg nor fear
+ Your favours nor your hate.
+
+First Witch Hail!
+
+Second Witch Hail!
+
+Third Witch Hail!
+
+First Witch Lesser than Macbeth, and greater.
+
+Second Witch Not so happy, yet much happier.
+
+Third Witch Thou shalt get kings, though thou be none:
+ So all hail, Macbeth and Banquo!
+
+First Witch Banquo and Macbeth, all hail!
+
+MACBETH Stay, you imperfect speakers, tell me more:
+ By Sinel's death I know I am thane of Glamis;
+ But how of Cawdor? the thane of Cawdor lives,
+ A prosperous gentleman; and to be king
+ Stands not within the prospect of belief,
+ No more than to be Cawdor. Say from whence
+ You owe this strange intelligence? or why
+ Upon this blasted heath you stop our way
+ With such prophetic greeting? Speak, I charge you.
+
+ [Witches vanish]
+
+BANQUO The earth hath bubbles, as the water has,
+ And these are of them. Whither are they vanish'd?
+
+MACBETH Into the air; and what seem'd corporal melted
+ As breath into the wind. Would they had stay'd!
+
+BANQUO Were such things here as we do speak about?
+ Or have we eaten on the insane root
+ That takes the reason prisoner?
+
+MACBETH Your children shall be kings.
+
+BANQUO You shall be king.
+
+MACBETH And thane of Cawdor too: went it not so?
+
+BANQUO To the selfsame tune and words. Who's here?
+
+ [Enter ROSS and ANGUS]
+
+ROSS The king hath happily received, Macbeth,
+ The news of thy success; and when he reads
+ Thy personal venture in the rebels' fight,
+ His wonders and his praises do contend
+ Which should be thine or his: silenced with that,
+ In viewing o'er the rest o' the selfsame day,
+ He finds thee in the stout Norweyan ranks,
+ Nothing afeard of what thyself didst make,
+ Strange images of death. As thick as hail
+ Came post with post; and every one did bear
+ Thy praises in his kingdom's great defence,
+ And pour'd them down before him.
+
+ANGUS We are sent
+ To give thee from our royal master thanks;
+ Only to herald thee into his sight,
+ Not pay thee.
+
+ROSS And, for an earnest of a greater honour,
+ He bade me, from him, call thee thane of Cawdor:
+ In which addition, hail, most worthy thane!
+ For it is thine.
+
+BANQUO What, can the devil speak true?
+
+MACBETH The thane of Cawdor lives: why do you dress me
+ In borrow'd robes?
+
+ANGUS Who was the thane lives yet;
+ But under heavy judgment bears that life
+ Which he deserves to lose. Whether he was combined
+ With those of Norway, or did line the rebel
+ With hidden help and vantage, or that with both
+ He labour'd in his country's wreck, I know not;
+ But treasons capital, confess'd and proved,
+ Have overthrown him.
+
+MACBETH [Aside] Glamis, and thane of Cawdor!
+ The greatest is behind.
+
+ [To ROSS and ANGUS]
+
+ Thanks for your pains.
+
+ [To BANQUO]
+
+ Do you not hope your children shall be kings,
+ When those that gave the thane of Cawdor to me
+ Promised no less to them?
+
+BANQUO That trusted home
+ Might yet enkindle you unto the crown,
+ Besides the thane of Cawdor. But 'tis strange:
+ And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
+ The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
+ Win us with honest trifles, to betray's
+ In deepest consequence.
+ Cousins, a word, I pray you.
+
+MACBETH [Aside] Two truths are told,
+ As happy prologues to the swelling act
+ Of the imperial theme.--I thank you, gentlemen.
+
+ [Aside] This supernatural soliciting
+ Cannot be ill, cannot be good: if ill,
+ Why hath it given me earnest of success,
+ Commencing in a truth? I am thane of Cawdor:
+ If good, why do I yield to that suggestion
+ Whose horrid image doth unfix my hair
+ And make my seated heart knock at my ribs,
+ Against the use of nature? Present fears
+ Are less than horrible imaginings:
+ My thought, whose murder yet is but fantastical,
+ Shakes so my single state of man that function
+ Is smother'd in surmise, and nothing is
+ But what is not.
+
+BANQUO Look, how our partner's rapt.
+
+MACBETH [Aside] If chance will have me king, why, chance may crown me,
+ Without my stir.
+
+BANQUO New horrors come upon him,
+ Like our strange garments, cleave not to their mould
+ But with the aid of use.
+
+MACBETH [Aside] Come what come may,
+ Time and the hour runs through the roughest day.
+
+BANQUO Worthy Macbeth, we stay upon your leisure.
+
+MACBETH Give me your favour: my dull brain was wrought
+ With things forgotten. Kind gentlemen, your pains
+ Are register'd where every day I turn
+ The leaf to read them. Let us toward the king.
+ Think upon what hath chanced, and, at more time,
+ The interim having weigh'd it, let us speak
+ Our free hearts each to other.
+
+BANQUO Very gladly.
+
+MACBETH Till then, enough. Come, friends.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Forres. The palace.
+
+
+ [Flourish. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX,
+ and Attendants]
+
+DUNCAN Is execution done on Cawdor? Are not
+ Those in commission yet return'd?
+
+MALCOLM My liege,
+ They are not yet come back. But I have spoke
+ With one that saw him die: who did report
+ That very frankly he confess'd his treasons,
+ Implored your highness' pardon and set forth
+ A deep repentance: nothing in his life
+ Became him like the leaving it; he died
+ As one that had been studied in his death
+ To throw away the dearest thing he owed,
+ As 'twere a careless trifle.
+
+DUNCAN There's no art
+ To find the mind's construction in the face:
+ He was a gentleman on whom I built
+ An absolute trust.
+
+ [Enter MACBETH, BANQUO, ROSS, and ANGUS]
+
+ O worthiest cousin!
+ The sin of my ingratitude even now
+ Was heavy on me: thou art so far before
+ That swiftest wing of recompense is slow
+ To overtake thee. Would thou hadst less deserved,
+ That the proportion both of thanks and payment
+ Might have been mine! only I have left to say,
+ More is thy due than more than all can pay.
+
+MACBETH The service and the loyalty I owe,
+ In doing it, pays itself. Your highness' part
+ Is to receive our duties; and our duties
+ Are to your throne and state children and servants,
+ Which do but what they should, by doing every thing
+ Safe toward your love and honour.
+
+DUNCAN Welcome hither:
+ I have begun to plant thee, and will labour
+ To make thee full of growing. Noble Banquo,
+ That hast no less deserved, nor must be known
+ No less to have done so, let me enfold thee
+ And hold thee to my heart.
+
+BANQUO There if I grow,
+ The harvest is your own.
+
+DUNCAN My plenteous joys,
+ Wanton in fulness, seek to hide themselves
+ In drops of sorrow. Sons, kinsmen, thanes,
+ And you whose places are the nearest, know
+ We will establish our estate upon
+ Our eldest, Malcolm, whom we name hereafter
+ The Prince of Cumberland; which honour must
+ Not unaccompanied invest him only,
+ But signs of nobleness, like stars, shall shine
+ On all deservers. From hence to Inverness,
+ And bind us further to you.
+
+MACBETH The rest is labour, which is not used for you:
+ I'll be myself the harbinger and make joyful
+ The hearing of my wife with your approach;
+ So humbly take my leave.
+
+DUNCAN My worthy Cawdor!
+
+MACBETH [Aside] The Prince of Cumberland! that is a step
+ On which I must fall down, or else o'erleap,
+ For in my way it lies. Stars, hide your fires;
+ Let not light see my black and deep desires:
+ The eye wink at the hand; yet let that be,
+ Which the eye fears, when it is done, to see.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DUNCAN True, worthy Banquo; he is full so valiant,
+ And in his commendations I am fed;
+ It is a banquet to me. Let's after him,
+ Whose care is gone before to bid us welcome:
+ It is a peerless kinsman.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE V Inverness. Macbeth's castle.
+
+
+ [Enter LADY MACBETH, reading a letter]
+
+LADY MACBETH 'They met me in the day of success: and I have
+ learned by the perfectest report, they have more in
+ them than mortal knowledge. When I burned in desire
+ to question them further, they made themselves air,
+ into which they vanished. Whiles I stood rapt in
+ the wonder of it, came missives from the king, who
+ all-hailed me 'Thane of Cawdor;' by which title,
+ before, these weird sisters saluted me, and referred
+ me to the coming on of time, with 'Hail, king that
+ shalt be!' This have I thought good to deliver
+ thee, my dearest partner of greatness, that thou
+ mightst not lose the dues of rejoicing, by being
+ ignorant of what greatness is promised thee. Lay it
+ to thy heart, and farewell.'
+ Glamis thou art, and Cawdor; and shalt be
+ What thou art promised: yet do I fear thy nature;
+ It is too full o' the milk of human kindness
+ To catch the nearest way: thou wouldst be great;
+ Art not without ambition, but without
+ The illness should attend it: what thou wouldst highly,
+ That wouldst thou holily; wouldst not play false,
+ And yet wouldst wrongly win: thou'ldst have, great Glamis,
+ That which cries 'Thus thou must do, if thou have it;
+ And that which rather thou dost fear to do
+ Than wishest should be undone.' Hie thee hither,
+ That I may pour my spirits in thine ear;
+ And chastise with the valour of my tongue
+ All that impedes thee from the golden round,
+ Which fate and metaphysical aid doth seem
+ To have thee crown'd withal.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ What is your tidings?
+
+Messenger The king comes here to-night.
+
+LADY MACBETH Thou'rt mad to say it:
+ Is not thy master with him? who, were't so,
+ Would have inform'd for preparation.
+
+Messenger So please you, it is true: our thane is coming:
+ One of my fellows had the speed of him,
+ Who, almost dead for breath, had scarcely more
+ Than would make up his message.
+
+LADY MACBETH Give him tending;
+ He brings great news.
+
+ [Exit Messenger]
+
+ The raven himself is hoarse
+ That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan
+ Under my battlements. Come, you spirits
+ That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
+ And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
+ Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood;
+ Stop up the access and passage to remorse,
+ That no compunctious visitings of nature
+ Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
+ The effect and it! Come to my woman's breasts,
+ And take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers,
+ Wherever in your sightless substances
+ You wait on nature's mischief! Come, thick night,
+ And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
+ That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,
+ Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark,
+ To cry 'Hold, hold!'
+
+ [Enter MACBETH]
+
+ Great Glamis! worthy Cawdor!
+ Greater than both, by the all-hail hereafter!
+ Thy letters have transported me beyond
+ This ignorant present, and I feel now
+ The future in the instant.
+
+MACBETH My dearest love,
+ Duncan comes here to-night.
+
+LADY MACBETH And when goes hence?
+
+MACBETH To-morrow, as he purposes.
+
+LADY MACBETH O, never
+ Shall sun that morrow see!
+ Your face, my thane, is as a book where men
+ May read strange matters. To beguile the time,
+ Look like the time; bear welcome in your eye,
+ Your hand, your tongue: look like the innocent flower,
+ But be the serpent under't. He that's coming
+ Must be provided for: and you shall put
+ This night's great business into my dispatch;
+ Which shall to all our nights and days to come
+ Give solely sovereign sway and masterdom.
+
+MACBETH We will speak further.
+
+LADY MACBETH Only look up clear;
+ To alter favour ever is to fear:
+ Leave all the rest to me.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Before Macbeth's castle.
+
+
+ [Hautboys and torches. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM,
+ DONALBAIN, BANQUO, LENNOX, MACDUFF, ROSS, ANGUS,
+ and Attendants]
+
+DUNCAN This castle hath a pleasant seat; the air
+ Nimbly and sweetly recommends itself
+ Unto our gentle senses.
+
+BANQUO This guest of summer,
+ The temple-haunting martlet, does approve,
+ By his loved mansionry, that the heaven's breath
+ Smells wooingly here: no jutty, frieze,
+ Buttress, nor coign of vantage, but this bird
+ Hath made his pendent bed and procreant cradle:
+ Where they most breed and haunt, I have observed,
+ The air is delicate.
+
+ [Enter LADY MACBETH]
+
+DUNCAN See, see, our honour'd hostess!
+ The love that follows us sometime is our trouble,
+ Which still we thank as love. Herein I teach you
+ How you shall bid God 'ild us for your pains,
+ And thank us for your trouble.
+
+LADY MACBETH All our service
+ In every point twice done and then done double
+ Were poor and single business to contend
+ Against those honours deep and broad wherewith
+ Your majesty loads our house: for those of old,
+ And the late dignities heap'd up to them,
+ We rest your hermits.
+
+DUNCAN Where's the thane of Cawdor?
+ We coursed him at the heels, and had a purpose
+ To be his purveyor: but he rides well;
+ And his great love, sharp as his spur, hath holp him
+ To his home before us. Fair and noble hostess,
+ We are your guest to-night.
+
+LADY MACBETH Your servants ever
+ Have theirs, themselves and what is theirs, in compt,
+ To make their audit at your highness' pleasure,
+ Still to return your own.
+
+DUNCAN Give me your hand;
+ Conduct me to mine host: we love him highly,
+ And shall continue our graces towards him.
+ By your leave, hostess.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Macbeth's castle.
+
+
+ [Hautboys and torches. Enter a Sewer, and divers
+ Servants with dishes and service, and pass over the
+ stage. Then enter MACBETH]
+
+MACBETH If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well
+ It were done quickly: if the assassination
+ Could trammel up the consequence, and catch
+ With his surcease success; that but this blow
+ Might be the be-all and the end-all here,
+ But here, upon this bank and shoal of time,
+ We'ld jump the life to come. But in these cases
+ We still have judgment here; that we but teach
+ Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return
+ To plague the inventor: this even-handed justice
+ Commends the ingredients of our poison'd chalice
+ To our own lips. He's here in double trust;
+ First, as I am his kinsman and his subject,
+ Strong both against the deed; then, as his host,
+ Who should against his murderer shut the door,
+ Not bear the knife myself. Besides, this Duncan
+ Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been
+ So clear in his great office, that his virtues
+ Will plead like angels, trumpet-tongued, against
+ The deep damnation of his taking-off;
+ And pity, like a naked new-born babe,
+ Striding the blast, or heaven's cherubim, horsed
+ Upon the sightless couriers of the air,
+ Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye,
+ That tears shall drown the wind. I have no spur
+ To prick the sides of my intent, but only
+ Vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself
+ And falls on the other.
+
+ [Enter LADY MACBETH]
+
+ How now! what news?
+
+LADY MACBETH He has almost supp'd: why have you left the chamber?
+
+MACBETH Hath he ask'd for me?
+
+LADY MACBETH Know you not he has?
+
+MACBETH We will proceed no further in this business:
+ He hath honour'd me of late; and I have bought
+ Golden opinions from all sorts of people,
+ Which would be worn now in their newest gloss,
+ Not cast aside so soon.
+
+LADY MACBETH Was the hope drunk
+ Wherein you dress'd yourself? hath it slept since?
+ And wakes it now, to look so green and pale
+ At what it did so freely? From this time
+ Such I account thy love. Art thou afeard
+ To be the same in thine own act and valour
+ As thou art in desire? Wouldst thou have that
+ Which thou esteem'st the ornament of life,
+ And live a coward in thine own esteem,
+ Letting 'I dare not' wait upon 'I would,'
+ Like the poor cat i' the adage?
+
+MACBETH Prithee, peace:
+ I dare do all that may become a man;
+ Who dares do more is none.
+LADY MACBETH What beast was't, then,
+ That made you break this enterprise to me?
+ When you durst do it, then you were a man;
+ And, to be more than what you were, you would
+ Be so much more the man. Nor time nor place
+ Did then adhere, and yet you would make both:
+ They have made themselves, and that their fitness now
+ Does unmake you. I have given suck, and know
+ How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me:
+ I would, while it was smiling in my face,
+ Have pluck'd my nipple from his boneless gums,
+ And dash'd the brains out, had I so sworn as you
+ Have done to this.
+
+MACBETH If we should fail?
+
+LADY MACBETH We fail!
+ But screw your courage to the sticking-place,
+ And we'll not fail. When Duncan is asleep--
+ Whereto the rather shall his day's hard journey
+ Soundly invite him--his two chamberlains
+ Will I with wine and wassail so convince
+ That memory, the warder of the brain,
+ Shall be a fume, and the receipt of reason
+ A limbeck only: when in swinish sleep
+ Their drenched natures lie as in a death,
+ What cannot you and I perform upon
+ The unguarded Duncan? what not put upon
+ His spongy officers, who shall bear the guilt
+ Of our great quell?
+
+MACBETH Bring forth men-children only;
+ For thy undaunted mettle should compose
+ Nothing but males. Will it not be received,
+ When we have mark'd with blood those sleepy two
+ Of his own chamber and used their very daggers,
+ That they have done't?
+
+LADY MACBETH Who dares receive it other,
+ As we shall make our griefs and clamour roar
+ Upon his death?
+
+MACBETH I am settled, and bend up
+ Each corporal agent to this terrible feat.
+ Away, and mock the time with fairest show:
+ False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Court of Macbeth's castle.
+
+
+ [Enter BANQUO, and FLEANCE bearing a torch before him]
+
+BANQUO How goes the night, boy?
+
+FLEANCE The moon is down; I have not heard the clock.
+
+BANQUO And she goes down at twelve.
+
+FLEANCE I take't, 'tis later, sir.
+
+BANQUO Hold, take my sword. There's husbandry in heaven;
+ Their candles are all out. Take thee that too.
+ A heavy summons lies like lead upon me,
+ And yet I would not sleep: merciful powers,
+ Restrain in me the cursed thoughts that nature
+ Gives way to in repose!
+
+ [Enter MACBETH, and a Servant with a torch]
+
+ Give me my sword.
+ Who's there?
+
+MACBETH A friend.
+
+BANQUO What, sir, not yet at rest? The king's a-bed:
+ He hath been in unusual pleasure, and
+ Sent forth great largess to your offices.
+ This diamond he greets your wife withal,
+ By the name of most kind hostess; and shut up
+ In measureless content.
+
+MACBETH Being unprepared,
+ Our will became the servant to defect;
+ Which else should free have wrought.
+
+BANQUO All's well.
+ I dreamt last night of the three weird sisters:
+ To you they have show'd some truth.
+
+MACBETH I think not of them:
+ Yet, when we can entreat an hour to serve,
+ We would spend it in some words upon that business,
+ If you would grant the time.
+
+BANQUO At your kind'st leisure.
+
+MACBETH If you shall cleave to my consent, when 'tis,
+ It shall make honour for you.
+
+BANQUO So I lose none
+ In seeking to augment it, but still keep
+ My bosom franchised and allegiance clear,
+ I shall be counsell'd.
+
+MACBETH Good repose the while!
+
+BANQUO Thanks, sir: the like to you!
+
+ [Exeunt BANQUO and FLEANCE]
+
+MACBETH Go bid thy mistress, when my drink is ready,
+ She strike upon the bell. Get thee to bed.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+ Is this a dagger which I see before me,
+ The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
+ I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
+ Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
+ To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
+ A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
+ Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
+ I see thee yet, in form as palpable
+ As this which now I draw.
+ Thou marshall'st me the way that I was going;
+ And such an instrument I was to use.
+ Mine eyes are made the fools o' the other senses,
+ Or else worth all the rest; I see thee still,
+ And on thy blade and dudgeon gouts of blood,
+ Which was not so before. There's no such thing:
+ It is the bloody business which informs
+ Thus to mine eyes. Now o'er the one halfworld
+ Nature seems dead, and wicked dreams abuse
+ The curtain'd sleep; witchcraft celebrates
+ Pale Hecate's offerings, and wither'd murder,
+ Alarum'd by his sentinel, the wolf,
+ Whose howl's his watch, thus with his stealthy pace.
+ With Tarquin's ravishing strides, towards his design
+ Moves like a ghost. Thou sure and firm-set earth,
+ Hear not my steps, which way they walk, for fear
+ Thy very stones prate of my whereabout,
+ And take the present horror from the time,
+ Which now suits with it. Whiles I threat, he lives:
+ Words to the heat of deeds too cold breath gives.
+
+ [A bell rings]
+
+ I go, and it is done; the bell invites me.
+ Hear it not, Duncan; for it is a knell
+ That summons thee to heaven or to hell.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same.
+
+
+ [Enter LADY MACBETH]
+
+LADY MACBETH That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold;
+ What hath quench'd them hath given me fire.
+ Hark! Peace!
+ It was the owl that shriek'd, the fatal bellman,
+ Which gives the stern'st good-night. He is about it:
+ The doors are open; and the surfeited grooms
+ Do mock their charge with snores: I have drugg'd
+ their possets,
+ That death and nature do contend about them,
+ Whether they live or die.
+
+MACBETH [Within] Who's there? what, ho!
+
+LADY MACBETH Alack, I am afraid they have awaked,
+ And 'tis not done. The attempt and not the deed
+ Confounds us. Hark! I laid their daggers ready;
+ He could not miss 'em. Had he not resembled
+ My father as he slept, I had done't.
+
+ [Enter MACBETH]
+
+ My husband!
+
+MACBETH I have done the deed. Didst thou not hear a noise?
+
+LADY MACBETH I heard the owl scream and the crickets cry.
+ Did not you speak?
+
+MACBETH When?
+
+LADY MACBETH Now.
+
+MACBETH As I descended?
+
+LADY MACBETH Ay.
+
+MACBETH Hark!
+ Who lies i' the second chamber?
+
+LADY MACBETH Donalbain.
+
+MACBETH This is a sorry sight.
+
+ [Looking on his hands]
+
+LADY MACBETH A foolish thought, to say a sorry sight.
+
+MACBETH There's one did laugh in's sleep, and one cried
+ 'Murder!'
+ That they did wake each other: I stood and heard them:
+ But they did say their prayers, and address'd them
+ Again to sleep.
+
+LADY MACBETH There are two lodged together.
+
+MACBETH One cried 'God bless us!' and 'Amen' the other;
+ As they had seen me with these hangman's hands.
+ Listening their fear, I could not say 'Amen,'
+ When they did say 'God bless us!'
+
+LADY MACBETH Consider it not so deeply.
+
+MACBETH But wherefore could not I pronounce 'Amen'?
+ I had most need of blessing, and 'Amen'
+ Stuck in my throat.
+
+LADY MACBETH These deeds must not be thought
+ After these ways; so, it will make us mad.
+
+MACBETH Methought I heard a voice cry 'Sleep no more!
+ Macbeth does murder sleep', the innocent sleep,
+ Sleep that knits up the ravell'd sleeve of care,
+ The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath,
+ Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course,
+ Chief nourisher in life's feast,--
+
+LADY MACBETH What do you mean?
+
+MACBETH Still it cried 'Sleep no more!' to all the house:
+ 'Glamis hath murder'd sleep, and therefore Cawdor
+ Shall sleep no more; Macbeth shall sleep no more.'
+
+LADY MACBETH Who was it that thus cried? Why, worthy thane,
+ You do unbend your noble strength, to think
+ So brainsickly of things. Go get some water,
+ And wash this filthy witness from your hand.
+ Why did you bring these daggers from the place?
+ They must lie there: go carry them; and smear
+ The sleepy grooms with blood.
+
+MACBETH I'll go no more:
+ I am afraid to think what I have done;
+ Look on't again I dare not.
+
+LADY MACBETH Infirm of purpose!
+ Give me the daggers: the sleeping and the dead
+ Are but as pictures: 'tis the eye of childhood
+ That fears a painted devil. If he do bleed,
+ I'll gild the faces of the grooms withal;
+ For it must seem their guilt.
+
+ [Exit. Knocking within]
+
+MACBETH Whence is that knocking?
+ How is't with me, when every noise appals me?
+ What hands are here? ha! they pluck out mine eyes.
+ Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood
+ Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather
+ The multitudinous seas in incarnadine,
+ Making the green one red.
+
+ [Re-enter LADY MACBETH]
+
+LADY MACBETH My hands are of your colour; but I shame
+ To wear a heart so white.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+ I hear a knocking
+ At the south entry: retire we to our chamber;
+ A little water clears us of this deed:
+ How easy is it, then! Your constancy
+ Hath left you unattended.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+ Hark! more knocking.
+ Get on your nightgown, lest occasion call us,
+ And show us to be watchers. Be not lost
+ So poorly in your thoughts.
+
+MACBETH To know my deed, 'twere best not know myself.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+ Wake Duncan with thy knocking! I would thou couldst!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same.
+
+
+ [Knocking within. Enter a Porter]
+
+Porter Here's a knocking indeed! If a
+ man were porter of hell-gate, he should have
+ old turning the key.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+ Knock,
+ knock, knock! Who's there, i' the name of
+ Beelzebub? Here's a farmer, that hanged
+ himself on the expectation of plenty: come in
+ time; have napkins enow about you; here
+ you'll sweat for't.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+ Knock,
+ knock! Who's there, in the other devil's
+ name? Faith, here's an equivocator, that could
+ swear in both the scales against either scale;
+ who committed treason enough for God's sake,
+ yet could not equivocate to heaven: O, come
+ in, equivocator.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+ Knock,
+ knock, knock! Who's there? Faith, here's an
+ English tailor come hither, for stealing out of
+ a French hose: come in, tailor; here you may
+ roast your goose.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+ Knock,
+ knock; never at quiet! What are you? But
+ this place is too cold for hell. I'll devil-porter
+ it no further: I had thought to have let in
+ some of all professions that go the primrose
+ way to the everlasting bonfire.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+ Anon, anon! I pray you, remember the porter.
+
+ [Opens the gate]
+
+ [Enter MACDUFF and LENNOX]
+
+MACDUFF Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed,
+ That you do lie so late?
+
+Porter 'Faith sir, we were carousing till the
+ second cock: and drink, sir, is a great
+ provoker of three things.
+
+MACDUFF What three things does drink especially provoke?
+
+Porter Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
+ urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
+ it provokes the desire, but it takes
+ away the performance: therefore, much drink
+ may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
+ it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
+ him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,
+ and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and
+ not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him
+ in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
+
+MACDUFF I believe drink gave thee the lie last night.
+
+Porter That it did, sir, i' the very throat on
+ me: but I requited him for his lie; and, I
+ think, being too strong for him, though he took
+ up my legs sometime, yet I made a shift to cast
+ him.
+
+MACDUFF Is thy master stirring?
+
+ [Enter MACBETH]
+
+ Our knocking has awaked him; here he comes.
+
+LENNOX Good morrow, noble sir.
+
+MACBETH Good morrow, both.
+
+MACDUFF Is the king stirring, worthy thane?
+
+MACBETH Not yet.
+
+MACDUFF He did command me to call timely on him:
+ I have almost slipp'd the hour.
+
+MACBETH I'll bring you to him.
+
+MACDUFF I know this is a joyful trouble to you;
+ But yet 'tis one.
+
+MACBETH The labour we delight in physics pain.
+ This is the door.
+
+MACDUFF I'll make so bold to call,
+ For 'tis my limited service.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LENNOX Goes the king hence to-day?
+
+MACBETH He does: he did appoint so.
+
+LENNOX The night has been unruly: where we lay,
+ Our chimneys were blown down; and, as they say,
+ Lamentings heard i' the air; strange screams of death,
+ And prophesying with accents terrible
+ Of dire combustion and confused events
+ New hatch'd to the woeful time: the obscure bird
+ Clamour'd the livelong night: some say, the earth
+ Was feverous and did shake.
+
+MACBETH 'Twas a rough night.
+
+LENNOX My young remembrance cannot parallel
+ A fellow to it.
+
+ [Re-enter MACDUFF]
+
+MACDUFF O horror, horror, horror! Tongue nor heart
+ Cannot conceive nor name thee!
+
+
+MACBETH |
+ | What's the matter.
+LENNOX |
+
+
+MACDUFF Confusion now hath made his masterpiece!
+ Most sacrilegious murder hath broke ope
+ The Lord's anointed temple, and stole thence
+ The life o' the building!
+
+MACBETH What is 't you say? the life?
+
+LENNOX Mean you his majesty?
+
+MACDUFF Approach the chamber, and destroy your sight
+ With a new Gorgon: do not bid me speak;
+ See, and then speak yourselves.
+
+ [Exeunt MACBETH and LENNOX]
+
+ Awake, awake!
+ Ring the alarum-bell. Murder and treason!
+ Banquo and Donalbain! Malcolm! awake!
+ Shake off this downy sleep, death's counterfeit,
+ And look on death itself! up, up, and see
+ The great doom's image! Malcolm! Banquo!
+ As from your graves rise up, and walk like sprites,
+ To countenance this horror! Ring the bell.
+
+ [Bell rings]
+
+ [Enter LADY MACBETH]
+
+LADY MACBETH What's the business,
+ That such a hideous trumpet calls to parley
+ The sleepers of the house? speak, speak!
+
+MACDUFF O gentle lady,
+ 'Tis not for you to hear what I can speak:
+ The repetition, in a woman's ear,
+ Would murder as it fell.
+
+ [Enter BANQUO]
+
+ O Banquo, Banquo,
+ Our royal master 's murder'd!
+
+LADY MACBETH Woe, alas!
+ What, in our house?
+
+BANQUO Too cruel any where.
+ Dear Duff, I prithee, contradict thyself,
+ And say it is not so.
+
+ [Re-enter MACBETH and LENNOX, with ROSS]
+
+MACBETH Had I but died an hour before this chance,
+ I had lived a blessed time; for, from this instant,
+ There 's nothing serious in mortality:
+ All is but toys: renown and grace is dead;
+ The wine of life is drawn, and the mere lees
+ Is left this vault to brag of.
+
+ [Enter MALCOLM and DONALBAIN]
+
+DONALBAIN What is amiss?
+
+MACBETH You are, and do not know't:
+ The spring, the head, the fountain of your blood
+ Is stopp'd; the very source of it is stopp'd.
+
+MACDUFF Your royal father 's murder'd.
+
+MALCOLM O, by whom?
+
+LENNOX Those of his chamber, as it seem'd, had done 't:
+ Their hands and faces were an badged with blood;
+ So were their daggers, which unwiped we found
+ Upon their pillows:
+ They stared, and were distracted; no man's life
+ Was to be trusted with them.
+
+MACBETH O, yet I do repent me of my fury,
+ That I did kill them.
+
+MACDUFF Wherefore did you so?
+
+MACBETH Who can be wise, amazed, temperate and furious,
+ Loyal and neutral, in a moment? No man:
+ The expedition my violent love
+ Outrun the pauser, reason. Here lay Duncan,
+ His silver skin laced with his golden blood;
+ And his gash'd stabs look'd like a breach in nature
+ For ruin's wasteful entrance: there, the murderers,
+ Steep'd in the colours of their trade, their daggers
+ Unmannerly breech'd with gore: who could refrain,
+ That had a heart to love, and in that heart
+ Courage to make 's love known?
+
+LADY MACBETH Help me hence, ho!
+
+MACDUFF Look to the lady.
+
+MALCOLM [Aside to DONALBAIN] Why do we hold our tongues,
+ That most may claim this argument for ours?
+
+DONALBAIN [Aside to MALCOLM] What should be spoken here,
+ where our fate,
+ Hid in an auger-hole, may rush, and seize us?
+ Let 's away;
+ Our tears are not yet brew'd.
+
+MALCOLM [Aside to DONALBAIN] Nor our strong sorrow
+ Upon the foot of motion.
+
+BANQUO Look to the lady:
+
+ [LADY MACBETH is carried out]
+
+ And when we have our naked frailties hid,
+ That suffer in exposure, let us meet,
+ And question this most bloody piece of work,
+ To know it further. Fears and scruples shake us:
+ In the great hand of God I stand; and thence
+ Against the undivulged pretence I fight
+ Of treasonous malice.
+
+MACDUFF And so do I.
+
+ALL So all.
+
+MACBETH Let's briefly put on manly readiness,
+ And meet i' the hall together.
+
+ALL Well contented.
+
+ [Exeunt all but Malcolm and Donalbain.
+
+MALCOLM What will you do? Let's not consort with them:
+ To show an unfelt sorrow is an office
+ Which the false man does easy. I'll to England.
+
+DONALBAIN To Ireland, I; our separated fortune
+ Shall keep us both the safer: where we are,
+ There's daggers in men's smiles: the near in blood,
+ The nearer bloody.
+
+MALCOLM This murderous shaft that's shot
+ Hath not yet lighted, and our safest way
+ Is to avoid the aim. Therefore, to horse;
+ And let us not be dainty of leave-taking,
+ But shift away: there's warrant in that theft
+ Which steals itself, when there's no mercy left.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Outside Macbeth's castle.
+
+
+ [Enter ROSS and an old Man]
+
+Old Man Threescore and ten I can remember well:
+ Within the volume of which time I have seen
+ Hours dreadful and things strange; but this sore night
+ Hath trifled former knowings.
+
+ROSS Ah, good father,
+ Thou seest, the heavens, as troubled with man's act,
+ Threaten his bloody stage: by the clock, 'tis day,
+ And yet dark night strangles the travelling lamp:
+ Is't night's predominance, or the day's shame,
+ That darkness does the face of earth entomb,
+ When living light should kiss it?
+
+Old Man 'Tis unnatural,
+ Even like the deed that's done. On Tuesday last,
+ A falcon, towering in her pride of place,
+ Was by a mousing owl hawk'd at and kill'd.
+
+ROSS And Duncan's horses--a thing most strange and certain--
+ Beauteous and swift, the minions of their race,
+ Turn'd wild in nature, broke their stalls, flung out,
+ Contending 'gainst obedience, as they would make
+ War with mankind.
+
+Old Man 'Tis said they eat each other.
+
+ROSS They did so, to the amazement of mine eyes
+ That look'd upon't. Here comes the good Macduff.
+
+ [Enter MACDUFF]
+
+ How goes the world, sir, now?
+
+MACDUFF Why, see you not?
+
+ROSS Is't known who did this more than bloody deed?
+
+MACDUFF Those that Macbeth hath slain.
+
+ROSS Alas, the day!
+ What good could they pretend?
+
+MACDUFF They were suborn'd:
+ Malcolm and Donalbain, the king's two sons,
+ Are stol'n away and fled; which puts upon them
+ Suspicion of the deed.
+
+ROSS 'Gainst nature still!
+ Thriftless ambition, that wilt ravin up
+ Thine own life's means! Then 'tis most like
+ The sovereignty will fall upon Macbeth.
+
+MACDUFF He is already named, and gone to Scone
+ To be invested.
+
+ROSS Where is Duncan's body?
+
+MACDUFF Carried to Colmekill,
+ The sacred storehouse of his predecessors,
+ And guardian of their bones.
+
+ROSS Will you to Scone?
+
+MACDUFF No, cousin, I'll to Fife.
+
+ROSS Well, I will thither.
+
+MACDUFF Well, may you see things well done there: adieu!
+ Lest our old robes sit easier than our new!
+
+ROSS Farewell, father.
+
+Old Man God's benison go with you; and with those
+ That would make good of bad, and friends of foes!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Forres. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter BANQUO]
+
+BANQUO Thou hast it now: king, Cawdor, Glamis, all,
+ As the weird women promised, and, I fear,
+ Thou play'dst most foully for't: yet it was said
+ It should not stand in thy posterity,
+ But that myself should be the root and father
+ Of many kings. If there come truth from them--
+ As upon thee, Macbeth, their speeches shine--
+ Why, by the verities on thee made good,
+ May they not be my oracles as well,
+ And set me up in hope? But hush! no more.
+
+ [Sennet sounded. Enter MACBETH, as king, LADY
+ MACBETH, as queen, LENNOX, ROSS, Lords, Ladies, and
+ Attendants]
+
+MACBETH Here's our chief guest.
+
+LADY MACBETH If he had been forgotten,
+ It had been as a gap in our great feast,
+ And all-thing unbecoming.
+
+MACBETH To-night we hold a solemn supper sir,
+ And I'll request your presence.
+
+BANQUO Let your highness
+ Command upon me; to the which my duties
+ Are with a most indissoluble tie
+ For ever knit.
+
+MACBETH Ride you this afternoon?
+
+BANQUO Ay, my good lord.
+
+MACBETH We should have else desired your good advice,
+ Which still hath been both grave and prosperous,
+ In this day's council; but we'll take to-morrow.
+ Is't far you ride?
+
+BANQUO As far, my lord, as will fill up the time
+ 'Twixt this and supper: go not my horse the better,
+ I must become a borrower of the night
+ For a dark hour or twain.
+
+MACBETH Fail not our feast.
+
+BANQUO My lord, I will not.
+
+MACBETH We hear, our bloody cousins are bestow'd
+ In England and in Ireland, not confessing
+ Their cruel parricide, filling their hearers
+ With strange invention: but of that to-morrow,
+ When therewithal we shall have cause of state
+ Craving us jointly. Hie you to horse: adieu,
+ Till you return at night. Goes Fleance with you?
+
+BANQUO Ay, my good lord: our time does call upon 's.
+
+MACBETH I wish your horses swift and sure of foot;
+ And so I do commend you to their backs. Farewell.
+
+ [Exit BANQUO]
+
+ Let every man be master of his time
+ Till seven at night: to make society
+ The sweeter welcome, we will keep ourself
+ Till supper-time alone: while then, God be with you!
+
+ [Exeunt all but MACBETH, and an attendant]
+
+ Sirrah, a word with you: attend those men
+ Our pleasure?
+
+ATTENDANT They are, my lord, without the palace gate.
+
+MACBETH Bring them before us.
+
+ [Exit Attendant]
+
+ To be thus is nothing;
+ But to be safely thus.--Our fears in Banquo
+ Stick deep; and in his royalty of nature
+ Reigns that which would be fear'd: 'tis much he dares;
+ And, to that dauntless temper of his mind,
+ He hath a wisdom that doth guide his valour
+ To act in safety. There is none but he
+ Whose being I do fear: and, under him,
+ My Genius is rebuked; as, it is said,
+ Mark Antony's was by Caesar. He chid the sisters
+ When first they put the name of king upon me,
+ And bade them speak to him: then prophet-like
+ They hail'd him father to a line of kings:
+ Upon my head they placed a fruitless crown,
+ And put a barren sceptre in my gripe,
+ Thence to be wrench'd with an unlineal hand,
+ No son of mine succeeding. If 't be so,
+ For Banquo's issue have I filed my mind;
+ For them the gracious Duncan have I murder'd;
+ Put rancours in the vessel of my peace
+ Only for them; and mine eternal jewel
+ Given to the common enemy of man,
+ To make them kings, the seed of Banquo kings!
+ Rather than so, come fate into the list.
+ And champion me to the utterance! Who's there!
+
+ [Re-enter Attendant, with two Murderers]
+
+ Now go to the door, and stay there till we call.
+
+ [Exit Attendant]
+
+ Was it not yesterday we spoke together?
+
+First Murderer It was, so please your highness.
+
+MACBETH Well then, now
+ Have you consider'd of my speeches? Know
+ That it was he in the times past which held you
+ So under fortune, which you thought had been
+ Our innocent self: this I made good to you
+ In our last conference, pass'd in probation with you,
+ How you were borne in hand, how cross'd,
+ the instruments,
+ Who wrought with them, and all things else that might
+ To half a soul and to a notion crazed
+ Say 'Thus did Banquo.'
+
+First Murderer You made it known to us.
+
+MACBETH I did so, and went further, which is now
+ Our point of second meeting. Do you find
+ Your patience so predominant in your nature
+ That you can let this go? Are you so gospell'd
+ To pray for this good man and for his issue,
+ Whose heavy hand hath bow'd you to the grave
+ And beggar'd yours for ever?
+
+First Murderer We are men, my liege.
+
+MACBETH Ay, in the catalogue ye go for men;
+ As hounds and greyhounds, mongrels, spaniels, curs,
+ Shoughs, water-rugs and demi-wolves, are clept
+ All by the name of dogs: the valued file
+ Distinguishes the swift, the slow, the subtle,
+ The housekeeper, the hunter, every one
+ According to the gift which bounteous nature
+ Hath in him closed; whereby he does receive
+ Particular addition. from the bill
+ That writes them all alike: and so of men.
+ Now, if you have a station in the file,
+ Not i' the worst rank of manhood, say 't;
+ And I will put that business in your bosoms,
+ Whose execution takes your enemy off,
+ Grapples you to the heart and love of us,
+ Who wear our health but sickly in his life,
+ Which in his death were perfect.
+
+Second Murderer I am one, my liege,
+ Whom the vile blows and buffets of the world
+ Have so incensed that I am reckless what
+ I do to spite the world.
+
+First Murderer And I another
+ So weary with disasters, tugg'd with fortune,
+ That I would set my lie on any chance,
+ To mend it, or be rid on't.
+
+MACBETH Both of you
+ Know Banquo was your enemy.
+
+Both Murderers True, my lord.
+
+MACBETH So is he mine; and in such bloody distance,
+ That every minute of his being thrusts
+ Against my near'st of life: and though I could
+ With barefaced power sweep him from my sight
+ And bid my will avouch it, yet I must not,
+ For certain friends that are both his and mine,
+ Whose loves I may not drop, but wail his fall
+ Who I myself struck down; and thence it is,
+ That I to your assistance do make love,
+ Masking the business from the common eye
+ For sundry weighty reasons.
+
+Second Murderer We shall, my lord,
+ Perform what you command us.
+
+First Murderer Though our lives--
+
+MACBETH Your spirits shine through you. Within this hour at most
+ I will advise you where to plant yourselves;
+ Acquaint you with the perfect spy o' the time,
+ The moment on't; for't must be done to-night,
+ And something from the palace; always thought
+ That I require a clearness: and with him--
+ To leave no rubs nor botches in the work--
+ Fleance his son, that keeps him company,
+ Whose absence is no less material to me
+ Than is his father's, must embrace the fate
+ Of that dark hour. Resolve yourselves apart:
+ I'll come to you anon.
+
+Both Murderers We are resolved, my lord.
+
+MACBETH I'll call upon you straight: abide within.
+
+ [Exeunt Murderers]
+
+ It is concluded. Banquo, thy soul's flight,
+ If it find heaven, must find it out to-night.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter LADY MACBETH and a Servant]
+
+LADY MACBETH Is Banquo gone from court?
+
+Servant Ay, madam, but returns again to-night.
+
+LADY MACBETH Say to the king, I would attend his leisure
+ For a few words.
+
+Servant Madam, I will.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LADY MACBETH Nought's had, all's spent,
+ Where our desire is got without content:
+ 'Tis safer to be that which we destroy
+ Than by destruction dwell in doubtful joy.
+
+ [Enter MACBETH]
+
+ How now, my lord! why do you keep alone,
+ Of sorriest fancies your companions making,
+ Using those thoughts which should indeed have died
+ With them they think on? Things without all remedy
+ Should be without regard: what's done is done.
+
+MACBETH We have scotch'd the snake, not kill'd it:
+ She'll close and be herself, whilst our poor malice
+ Remains in danger of her former tooth.
+ But let the frame of things disjoint, both the
+ worlds suffer,
+ Ere we will eat our meal in fear and sleep
+ In the affliction of these terrible dreams
+ That shake us nightly: better be with the dead,
+ Whom we, to gain our peace, have sent to peace,
+ Than on the torture of the mind to lie
+ In restless ecstasy. Duncan is in his grave;
+ After life's fitful fever he sleeps well;
+ Treason has done his worst: nor steel, nor poison,
+ Malice domestic, foreign levy, nothing,
+ Can touch him further.
+
+LADY MACBETH Come on;
+ Gentle my lord, sleek o'er your rugged looks;
+ Be bright and jovial among your guests to-night.
+
+MACBETH So shall I, love; and so, I pray, be you:
+ Let your remembrance apply to Banquo;
+ Present him eminence, both with eye and tongue:
+ Unsafe the while, that we
+ Must lave our honours in these flattering streams,
+ And make our faces vizards to our hearts,
+ Disguising what they are.
+
+LADY MACBETH You must leave this.
+
+MACBETH O, full of scorpions is my mind, dear wife!
+ Thou know'st that Banquo, and his Fleance, lives.
+
+LADY MACBETH But in them nature's copy's not eterne.
+
+MACBETH There's comfort yet; they are assailable;
+ Then be thou jocund: ere the bat hath flown
+ His cloister'd flight, ere to black Hecate's summons
+ The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums
+ Hath rung night's yawning peal, there shall be done
+ A deed of dreadful note.
+
+LADY MACBETH What's to be done?
+
+MACBETH Be innocent of the knowledge, dearest chuck,
+ Till thou applaud the deed. Come, seeling night,
+ Scarf up the tender eye of pitiful day;
+ And with thy bloody and invisible hand
+ Cancel and tear to pieces that great bond
+ Which keeps me pale! Light thickens; and the crow
+ Makes wing to the rooky wood:
+ Good things of day begin to droop and drowse;
+ While night's black agents to their preys do rouse.
+ Thou marvell'st at my words: but hold thee still;
+ Things bad begun make strong themselves by ill.
+ So, prithee, go with me.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III A park near the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter three Murderers]
+
+First Murderer But who did bid thee join with us?
+
+Third Murderer Macbeth.
+
+Second Murderer He needs not our mistrust, since he delivers
+ Our offices and what we have to do
+ To the direction just.
+
+First Murderer Then stand with us.
+ The west yet glimmers with some streaks of day:
+ Now spurs the lated traveller apace
+ To gain the timely inn; and near approaches
+ The subject of our watch.
+
+Third Murderer Hark! I hear horses.
+
+BANQUO [Within] Give us a light there, ho!
+
+Second Murderer Then 'tis he: the rest
+ That are within the note of expectation
+ Already are i' the court.
+
+First Murderer His horses go about.
+
+Third Murderer Almost a mile: but he does usually,
+ So all men do, from hence to the palace gate
+ Make it their walk.
+
+Second Murderer A light, a light!
+
+ [Enter BANQUO, and FLEANCE with a torch]
+
+Third Murderer 'Tis he.
+
+First Murderer Stand to't.
+
+BANQUO It will be rain to-night.
+
+First Murderer Let it come down.
+
+ [They set upon BANQUO]
+
+BANQUO O, treachery! Fly, good Fleance, fly, fly, fly!
+ Thou mayst revenge. O slave!
+
+ [Dies. FLEANCE escapes]
+
+Third Murderer Who did strike out the light?
+
+First Murderer Wast not the way?
+
+Third Murderer There's but one down; the son is fled.
+
+Second Murderer We have lost
+ Best half of our affair.
+
+First Murderer Well, let's away, and say how much is done.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The same. Hall in the palace.
+
+
+ [A banquet prepared. Enter MACBETH, LADY MACBETH,
+ ROSS, LENNOX, Lords, and Attendants]
+
+MACBETH You know your own degrees; sit down: at first
+ And last the hearty welcome.
+Lords Thanks to your majesty.
+
+MACBETH Ourself will mingle with society,
+ And play the humble host.
+ Our hostess keeps her state, but in best time
+ We will require her welcome.
+
+LADY MACBETH Pronounce it for me, sir, to all our friends;
+ For my heart speaks they are welcome.
+
+ [First Murderer appears at the door]
+
+MACBETH See, they encounter thee with their hearts' thanks.
+ Both sides are even: here I'll sit i' the midst:
+ Be large in mirth; anon we'll drink a measure
+ The table round.
+
+ [Approaching the door]
+
+ There's blood on thy face.
+
+First Murderer 'Tis Banquo's then.
+
+MACBETH 'Tis better thee without than he within.
+ Is he dispatch'd?
+
+First Murderer My lord, his throat is cut; that I did for him.
+
+MACBETH Thou art the best o' the cut-throats: yet he's good
+ That did the like for Fleance: if thou didst it,
+ Thou art the nonpareil.
+
+First Murderer Most royal sir,
+ Fleance is 'scaped.
+
+MACBETH Then comes my fit again: I had else been perfect,
+ Whole as the marble, founded as the rock,
+ As broad and general as the casing air:
+ But now I am cabin'd, cribb'd, confined, bound in
+ To saucy doubts and fears. But Banquo's safe?
+
+First Murderer Ay, my good lord: safe in a ditch he bides,
+ With twenty trenched gashes on his head;
+ The least a death to nature.
+
+MACBETH Thanks for that:
+ There the grown serpent lies; the worm that's fled
+ Hath nature that in time will venom breed,
+ No teeth for the present. Get thee gone: to-morrow
+ We'll hear, ourselves, again.
+
+ [Exit Murderer]
+
+LADY MACBETH My royal lord,
+ You do not give the cheer: the feast is sold
+ That is not often vouch'd, while 'tis a-making,
+ 'Tis given with welcome: to feed were best at home;
+ From thence the sauce to meat is ceremony;
+ Meeting were bare without it.
+
+MACBETH Sweet remembrancer!
+ Now, good digestion wait on appetite,
+ And health on both!
+
+LENNOX May't please your highness sit.
+
+ [The GHOST OF BANQUO enters, and sits in
+ MACBETH's place]
+
+MACBETH Here had we now our country's honour roof'd,
+ Were the graced person of our Banquo present;
+ Who may I rather challenge for unkindness
+ Than pity for mischance!
+
+ROSS His absence, sir,
+ Lays blame upon his promise. Please't your highness
+ To grace us with your royal company.
+
+MACBETH The table's full.
+
+LENNOX Here is a place reserved, sir.
+
+MACBETH Where?
+
+LENNOX Here, my good lord. What is't that moves your highness?
+
+MACBETH Which of you have done this?
+
+Lords What, my good lord?
+
+MACBETH Thou canst not say I did it: never shake
+ Thy gory locks at me.
+
+ROSS Gentlemen, rise: his highness is not well.
+
+LADY MACBETH Sit, worthy friends: my lord is often thus,
+ And hath been from his youth: pray you, keep seat;
+ The fit is momentary; upon a thought
+ He will again be well: if much you note him,
+ You shall offend him and extend his passion:
+ Feed, and regard him not. Are you a man?
+
+MACBETH Ay, and a bold one, that dare look on that
+ Which might appal the devil.
+
+LADY MACBETH O proper stuff!
+ This is the very painting of your fear:
+ This is the air-drawn dagger which, you said,
+ Led you to Duncan. O, these flaws and starts,
+ Impostors to true fear, would well become
+ A woman's story at a winter's fire,
+ Authorized by her grandam. Shame itself!
+ Why do you make such faces? When all's done,
+ You look but on a stool.
+
+MACBETH Prithee, see there! behold! look! lo!
+ how say you?
+ Why, what care I? If thou canst nod, speak too.
+ If charnel-houses and our graves must send
+ Those that we bury back, our monuments
+ Shall be the maws of kites.
+
+ [GHOST OF BANQUO vanishes]
+
+LADY MACBETH What, quite unmann'd in folly?
+
+MACBETH If I stand here, I saw him.
+
+LADY MACBETH Fie, for shame!
+
+MACBETH Blood hath been shed ere now, i' the olden time,
+ Ere human statute purged the gentle weal;
+ Ay, and since too, murders have been perform'd
+ Too terrible for the ear: the times have been,
+ That, when the brains were out, the man would die,
+ And there an end; but now they rise again,
+ With twenty mortal murders on their crowns,
+ And push us from our stools: this is more strange
+ Than such a murder is.
+
+LADY MACBETH My worthy lord,
+ Your noble friends do lack you.
+
+MACBETH I do forget.
+ Do not muse at me, my most worthy friends,
+ I have a strange infirmity, which is nothing
+ To those that know me. Come, love and health to all;
+ Then I'll sit down. Give me some wine; fill full.
+ I drink to the general joy o' the whole table,
+ And to our dear friend Banquo, whom we miss;
+ Would he were here! to all, and him, we thirst,
+ And all to all.
+
+Lords Our duties, and the pledge.
+
+ [Re-enter GHOST OF BANQUO]
+
+MACBETH Avaunt! and quit my sight! let the earth hide thee!
+ Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold;
+ Thou hast no speculation in those eyes
+ Which thou dost glare with!
+
+LADY MACBETH Think of this, good peers,
+ But as a thing of custom: 'tis no other;
+ Only it spoils the pleasure of the time.
+
+MACBETH What man dare, I dare:
+ Approach thou like the rugged Russian bear,
+ The arm'd rhinoceros, or the Hyrcan tiger;
+ Take any shape but that, and my firm nerves
+ Shall never tremble: or be alive again,
+ And dare me to the desert with thy sword;
+ If trembling I inhabit then, protest me
+ The baby of a girl. Hence, horrible shadow!
+ Unreal mockery, hence!
+
+ [GHOST OF BANQUO vanishes]
+
+ Why, so: being gone,
+ I am a man again. Pray you, sit still.
+
+LADY MACBETH You have displaced the mirth, broke the good meeting,
+ With most admired disorder.
+
+MACBETH Can such things be,
+ And overcome us like a summer's cloud,
+ Without our special wonder? You make me strange
+ Even to the disposition that I owe,
+ When now I think you can behold such sights,
+ And keep the natural ruby of your cheeks,
+ When mine is blanched with fear.
+
+ROSS What sights, my lord?
+
+LADY MACBETH I pray you, speak not; he grows worse and worse;
+ Question enrages him. At once, good night:
+ Stand not upon the order of your going,
+ But go at once.
+
+LENNOX Good night; and better health
+ Attend his majesty!
+
+LADY MACBETH A kind good night to all!
+
+ [Exeunt all but MACBETH and LADY MACBETH]
+
+MACBETH It will have blood; they say, blood will have blood:
+ Stones have been known to move and trees to speak;
+ Augurs and understood relations have
+ By magot-pies and choughs and rooks brought forth
+ The secret'st man of blood. What is the night?
+
+LADY MACBETH Almost at odds with morning, which is which.
+
+MACBETH How say'st thou, that Macduff denies his person
+ At our great bidding?
+
+LADY MACBETH Did you send to him, sir?
+
+MACBETH I hear it by the way; but I will send:
+ There's not a one of them but in his house
+ I keep a servant fee'd. I will to-morrow,
+ And betimes I will, to the weird sisters:
+ More shall they speak; for now I am bent to know,
+ By the worst means, the worst. For mine own good,
+ All causes shall give way: I am in blood
+ Stepp'd in so far that, should I wade no more,
+ Returning were as tedious as go o'er:
+ Strange things I have in head, that will to hand;
+ Which must be acted ere they may be scann'd.
+
+LADY MACBETH You lack the season of all natures, sleep.
+
+MACBETH Come, we'll to sleep. My strange and self-abuse
+ Is the initiate fear that wants hard use:
+ We are yet but young in deed.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V A Heath.
+
+
+ [Thunder. Enter the three Witches meeting HECATE]
+
+First Witch Why, how now, Hecate! you look angerly.
+
+HECATE Have I not reason, beldams as you are,
+ Saucy and overbold? How did you dare
+ To trade and traffic with Macbeth
+ In riddles and affairs of death;
+ And I, the mistress of your charms,
+ The close contriver of all harms,
+ Was never call'd to bear my part,
+ Or show the glory of our art?
+ And, which is worse, all you have done
+ Hath been but for a wayward son,
+ Spiteful and wrathful, who, as others do,
+ Loves for his own ends, not for you.
+ But make amends now: get you gone,
+ And at the pit of Acheron
+ Meet me i' the morning: thither he
+ Will come to know his destiny:
+ Your vessels and your spells provide,
+ Your charms and every thing beside.
+ I am for the air; this night I'll spend
+ Unto a dismal and a fatal end:
+ Great business must be wrought ere noon:
+ Upon the corner of the moon
+ There hangs a vaporous drop profound;
+ I'll catch it ere it come to ground:
+ And that distill'd by magic sleights
+ Shall raise such artificial sprites
+ As by the strength of their illusion
+ Shall draw him on to his confusion:
+ He shall spurn fate, scorn death, and bear
+ He hopes 'bove wisdom, grace and fear:
+ And you all know, security
+ Is mortals' chiefest enemy.
+
+ [Music and a song within: 'Come away, come
+ away,' &c]
+
+ Hark! I am call'd; my little spirit, see,
+ Sits in a foggy cloud, and stays for me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+First Witch Come, let's make haste; she'll soon be back again.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Forres. The palace.
+
+
+ [Enter LENNOX and another Lord]
+
+LENNOX My former speeches have but hit your thoughts,
+ Which can interpret further: only, I say,
+ Things have been strangely borne. The
+ gracious Duncan
+ Was pitied of Macbeth: marry, he was dead:
+ And the right-valiant Banquo walk'd too late;
+ Whom, you may say, if't please you, Fleance kill'd,
+ For Fleance fled: men must not walk too late.
+ Who cannot want the thought how monstrous
+ It was for Malcolm and for Donalbain
+ To kill their gracious father? damned fact!
+ How it did grieve Macbeth! did he not straight
+ In pious rage the two delinquents tear,
+ That were the slaves of drink and thralls of sleep?
+ Was not that nobly done? Ay, and wisely too;
+ For 'twould have anger'd any heart alive
+ To hear the men deny't. So that, I say,
+ He has borne all things well: and I do think
+ That had he Duncan's sons under his key--
+ As, an't please heaven, he shall not--they
+ should find
+ What 'twere to kill a father; so should Fleance.
+ But, peace! for from broad words and 'cause he fail'd
+ His presence at the tyrant's feast, I hear
+ Macduff lives in disgrace: sir, can you tell
+ Where he bestows himself?
+
+Lord The son of Duncan,
+ From whom this tyrant holds the due of birth
+ Lives in the English court, and is received
+ Of the most pious Edward with such grace
+ That the malevolence of fortune nothing
+ Takes from his high respect: thither Macduff
+ Is gone to pray the holy king, upon his aid
+ To wake Northumberland and warlike Siward:
+ That, by the help of these--with Him above
+ To ratify the work--we may again
+ Give to our tables meat, sleep to our nights,
+ Free from our feasts and banquets bloody knives,
+ Do faithful homage and receive free honours:
+ All which we pine for now: and this report
+ Hath so exasperate the king that he
+ Prepares for some attempt of war.
+
+LENNOX Sent he to Macduff?
+
+Lord He did: and with an absolute 'Sir, not I,'
+ The cloudy messenger turns me his back,
+ And hums, as who should say 'You'll rue the time
+ That clogs me with this answer.'
+
+LENNOX And that well might
+ Advise him to a caution, to hold what distance
+ His wisdom can provide. Some holy angel
+ Fly to the court of England and unfold
+ His message ere he come, that a swift blessing
+ May soon return to this our suffering country
+ Under a hand accursed!
+
+Lord I'll send my prayers with him.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I A cavern. In the middle, a boiling cauldron.
+
+
+ [Thunder. Enter the three Witches]
+
+
+First Witch Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
+
+Second Witch Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined.
+
+Third Witch Harpier cries 'Tis time, 'tis time.
+
+First Witch Round about the cauldron go;
+ In the poison'd entrails throw.
+ Toad, that under cold stone
+ Days and nights has thirty-one
+ Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
+ Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.
+
+ALL Double, double toil and trouble;
+ Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
+
+Second Witch Fillet of a fenny snake,
+ In the cauldron boil and bake;
+ Eye of newt and toe of frog,
+ Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
+ Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
+ Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
+ For a charm of powerful trouble,
+ Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
+
+ALL Double, double toil and trouble;
+ Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
+
+Third Witch Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
+ Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
+ Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
+ Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark,
+ Liver of blaspheming Jew,
+ Gall of goat, and slips of yew
+ Silver'd in the moon's eclipse,
+ Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips,
+ Finger of birth-strangled babe
+ Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
+ Make the gruel thick and slab:
+ Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
+ For the ingredients of our cauldron.
+
+ALL Double, double toil and trouble;
+ Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
+
+Second Witch Cool it with a baboon's blood,
+ Then the charm is firm and good.
+
+ [Enter HECATE to the other three Witches]
+
+HECATE O well done! I commend your pains;
+ And every one shall share i' the gains;
+ And now about the cauldron sing,
+ Live elves and fairies in a ring,
+ Enchanting all that you put in.
+
+ [Music and a song: 'Black spirits,' &c]
+
+ [HECATE retires]
+
+Second Witch By the pricking of my thumbs,
+ Something wicked this way comes.
+ Open, locks,
+ Whoever knocks!
+
+ [Enter MACBETH]
+
+MACBETH How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags!
+ What is't you do?
+
+ALL A deed without a name.
+
+MACBETH I conjure you, by that which you profess,
+ Howe'er you come to know it, answer me:
+ Though you untie the winds and let them fight
+ Against the churches; though the yesty waves
+ Confound and swallow navigation up;
+ Though bladed corn be lodged and trees blown down;
+ Though castles topple on their warders' heads;
+ Though palaces and pyramids do slope
+ Their heads to their foundations; though the treasure
+ Of nature's germens tumble all together,
+ Even till destruction sicken; answer me
+ To what I ask you.
+
+First Witch Speak.
+
+Second Witch Demand.
+
+Third Witch We'll answer.
+
+First Witch Say, if thou'dst rather hear it from our mouths,
+ Or from our masters?
+
+MACBETH Call 'em; let me see 'em.
+
+First Witch Pour in sow's blood, that hath eaten
+ Her nine farrow; grease that's sweaten
+ From the murderer's gibbet throw
+ Into the flame.
+
+ALL Come, high or low;
+ Thyself and office deftly show!
+
+ [Thunder. First Apparition: an armed Head]
+
+MACBETH Tell me, thou unknown power,--
+
+First Witch He knows thy thought:
+ Hear his speech, but say thou nought.
+
+First Apparition Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth! beware Macduff;
+ Beware the thane of Fife. Dismiss me. Enough.
+
+ [Descends]
+
+MACBETH Whate'er thou art, for thy good caution, thanks;
+ Thou hast harp'd my fear aright: but one
+ word more,--
+
+First Witch He will not be commanded: here's another,
+ More potent than the first.
+
+ [Thunder. Second Apparition: A bloody Child]
+
+Second Apparition Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth!
+
+MACBETH Had I three ears, I'ld hear thee.
+
+Second Apparition Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn
+ The power of man, for none of woman born
+ Shall harm Macbeth.
+
+ [Descends]
+
+MACBETH Then live, Macduff: what need I fear of thee?
+ But yet I'll make assurance double sure,
+ And take a bond of fate: thou shalt not live;
+ That I may tell pale-hearted fear it lies,
+ And sleep in spite of thunder.
+
+ [Thunder. Third Apparition: a Child crowned,
+ with a tree in his hand]
+
+ What is this
+ That rises like the issue of a king,
+ And wears upon his baby-brow the round
+ And top of sovereignty?
+
+ALL Listen, but speak not to't.
+
+Third Apparition Be lion-mettled, proud; and take no care
+ Who chafes, who frets, or where conspirers are:
+ Macbeth shall never vanquish'd be until
+ Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill
+ Shall come against him.
+
+ [Descends]
+
+MACBETH That will never be
+ Who can impress the forest, bid the tree
+ Unfix his earth-bound root? Sweet bodements! good!
+ Rebellion's head, rise never till the wood
+ Of Birnam rise, and our high-placed Macbeth
+ Shall live the lease of nature, pay his breath
+ To time and mortal custom. Yet my heart
+ Throbs to know one thing: tell me, if your art
+ Can tell so much: shall Banquo's issue ever
+ Reign in this kingdom?
+
+ALL Seek to know no more.
+
+MACBETH I will be satisfied: deny me this,
+ And an eternal curse fall on you! Let me know.
+ Why sinks that cauldron? and what noise is this?
+
+ [Hautboys]
+
+First Witch Show!
+
+Second Witch Show!
+
+Third Witch Show!
+
+ALL Show his eyes, and grieve his heart;
+ Come like shadows, so depart!
+
+ [A show of Eight Kings, the last with a glass in
+ his hand; GHOST OF BANQUO following]
+
+MACBETH Thou art too like the spirit of Banquo: down!
+ Thy crown does sear mine eye-balls. And thy hair,
+ Thou other gold-bound brow, is like the first.
+ A third is like the former. Filthy hags!
+ Why do you show me this? A fourth! Start, eyes!
+ What, will the line stretch out to the crack of doom?
+ Another yet! A seventh! I'll see no more:
+ And yet the eighth appears, who bears a glass
+ Which shows me many more; and some I see
+ That two-fold balls and treble scepters carry:
+ Horrible sight! Now, I see, 'tis true;
+ For the blood-bolter'd Banquo smiles upon me,
+ And points at them for his.
+
+ [Apparitions vanish]
+
+ What, is this so?
+
+First Witch Ay, sir, all this is so: but why
+ Stands Macbeth thus amazedly?
+ Come, sisters, cheer we up his sprites,
+ And show the best of our delights:
+ I'll charm the air to give a sound,
+ While you perform your antic round:
+ That this great king may kindly say,
+ Our duties did his welcome pay.
+
+ [Music. The witches dance and then vanish,
+ with HECATE]
+
+MACBETH Where are they? Gone? Let this pernicious hour
+ Stand aye accursed in the calendar!
+ Come in, without there!
+
+ [Enter LENNOX]
+
+LENNOX What's your grace's will?
+
+MACBETH Saw you the weird sisters?
+
+LENNOX No, my lord.
+
+MACBETH Came they not by you?
+
+LENNOX No, indeed, my lord.
+
+MACBETH Infected be the air whereon they ride;
+ And damn'd all those that trust them! I did hear
+ The galloping of horse: who was't came by?
+
+LENNOX 'Tis two or three, my lord, that bring you word
+ Macduff is fled to England.
+
+MACBETH Fled to England!
+
+LENNOX Ay, my good lord.
+
+MACBETH Time, thou anticipatest my dread exploits:
+ The flighty purpose never is o'ertook
+ Unless the deed go with it; from this moment
+ The very firstlings of my heart shall be
+ The firstlings of my hand. And even now,
+ To crown my thoughts with acts, be it thought and done:
+ The castle of Macduff I will surprise;
+ Seize upon Fife; give to the edge o' the sword
+ His wife, his babes, and all unfortunate souls
+ That trace him in his line. No boasting like a fool;
+ This deed I'll do before this purpose cool.
+ But no more sights!--Where are these gentlemen?
+ Come, bring me where they are.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Fife. Macduff's castle.
+
+
+ [Enter LADY MACDUFF, her Son, and ROSS]
+
+LADY MACDUFF What had he done, to make him fly the land?
+
+ROSS You must have patience, madam.
+
+LADY MACDUFF He had none:
+ His flight was madness: when our actions do not,
+ Our fears do make us traitors.
+
+ROSS You know not
+ Whether it was his wisdom or his fear.
+
+LADY MACDUFF Wisdom! to leave his wife, to leave his babes,
+ His mansion and his titles in a place
+ From whence himself does fly? He loves us not;
+ He wants the natural touch: for the poor wren,
+ The most diminutive of birds, will fight,
+ Her young ones in her nest, against the owl.
+ All is the fear and nothing is the love;
+ As little is the wisdom, where the flight
+ So runs against all reason.
+
+ROSS My dearest coz,
+ I pray you, school yourself: but for your husband,
+ He is noble, wise, judicious, and best knows
+ The fits o' the season. I dare not speak
+ much further;
+ But cruel are the times, when we are traitors
+ And do not know ourselves, when we hold rumour
+ From what we fear, yet know not what we fear,
+ But float upon a wild and violent sea
+ Each way and move. I take my leave of you:
+ Shall not be long but I'll be here again:
+ Things at the worst will cease, or else climb upward
+ To what they were before. My pretty cousin,
+ Blessing upon you!
+
+LADY MACDUFF Father'd he is, and yet he's fatherless.
+
+ROSS I am so much a fool, should I stay longer,
+ It would be my disgrace and your discomfort:
+ I take my leave at once.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LADY MACDUFF Sirrah, your father's dead;
+ And what will you do now? How will you live?
+
+Son As birds do, mother.
+
+LADY MACDUFF What, with worms and flies?
+
+Son With what I get, I mean; and so do they.
+
+LADY MACDUFF Poor bird! thou'ldst never fear the net nor lime,
+ The pitfall nor the gin.
+
+Son Why should I, mother? Poor birds they are not set for.
+ My father is not dead, for all your saying.
+
+LADY MACDUFF Yes, he is dead; how wilt thou do for a father?
+
+Son Nay, how will you do for a husband?
+
+LADY MACDUFF Why, I can buy me twenty at any market.
+
+Son Then you'll buy 'em to sell again.
+
+LADY MACDUFF Thou speak'st with all thy wit: and yet, i' faith,
+ With wit enough for thee.
+
+Son Was my father a traitor, mother?
+
+LADY MACDUFF Ay, that he was.
+
+Son What is a traitor?
+
+LADY MACDUFF Why, one that swears and lies.
+
+Son And be all traitors that do so?
+
+LADY MACDUFF Every one that does so is a traitor, and must be hanged.
+
+Son And must they all be hanged that swear and lie?
+
+LADY MACDUFF Every one.
+
+Son Who must hang them?
+
+LADY MACDUFF Why, the honest men.
+
+Son Then the liars and swearers are fools,
+ for there are liars and swearers enow to beat
+ the honest men and hang up them.
+
+LADY MACDUFF Now, God help thee, poor monkey!
+ But how wilt thou do for a father?
+
+Son If he were dead, you'ld weep for
+ him: if you would not, it were a good sign
+ that I should quickly have a new father.
+
+LADY MACDUFF Poor prattler, how thou talk'st!
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger Bless you, fair dame! I am not to you known,
+ Though in your state of honour I am perfect.
+ I doubt some danger does approach you nearly:
+ If you will take a homely man's advice,
+ Be not found here; hence, with your little ones.
+ To fright you thus, methinks, I am too savage;
+ To do worse to you were fell cruelty,
+ Which is too nigh your person. Heaven preserve you!
+ I dare abide no longer.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LADY MACDUFF Whither should I fly?
+ I have done no harm. But I remember now
+ I am in this earthly world; where to do harm
+ Is often laudable, to do good sometime
+ Accounted dangerous folly: why then, alas,
+ Do I put up that womanly defence,
+ To say I have done no harm?
+
+ [Enter Murderers]
+
+ What are these faces?
+
+First Murderer Where is your husband?
+
+LADY MACDUFF I hope, in no place so unsanctified
+ Where such as thou mayst find him.
+
+First Murderer He's a traitor.
+
+Son Thou liest, thou shag-hair'd villain!
+
+First Murderer What, you egg!
+
+ [Stabbing him]
+
+ Young fry of treachery!
+
+Son He has kill'd me, mother:
+ Run away, I pray you!
+
+ [Dies]
+
+ [Exit LADY MACDUFF, crying 'Murder!' Exeunt
+ Murderers, following her]
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III England. Before the King's palace.
+
+
+ [Enter MALCOLM and MACDUFF]
+
+MALCOLM Let us seek out some desolate shade, and there
+ Weep our sad bosoms empty.
+
+MACDUFF Let us rather
+ Hold fast the mortal sword, and like good men
+ Bestride our down-fall'n birthdom: each new morn
+ New widows howl, new orphans cry, new sorrows
+ Strike heaven on the face, that it resounds
+ As if it felt with Scotland and yell'd out
+ Like syllable of dolour.
+
+MALCOLM What I believe I'll wail,
+ What know believe, and what I can redress,
+ As I shall find the time to friend, I will.
+ What you have spoke, it may be so perchance.
+ This tyrant, whose sole name blisters our tongues,
+ Was once thought honest: you have loved him well.
+ He hath not touch'd you yet. I am young;
+ but something
+ You may deserve of him through me, and wisdom
+ To offer up a weak poor innocent lamb
+ To appease an angry god.
+
+MACDUFF I am not treacherous.
+
+MALCOLM But Macbeth is.
+ A good and virtuous nature may recoil
+ In an imperial charge. But I shall crave
+ your pardon;
+ That which you are my thoughts cannot transpose:
+ Angels are bright still, though the brightest fell;
+ Though all things foul would wear the brows of grace,
+ Yet grace must still look so.
+
+MACDUFF I have lost my hopes.
+
+MALCOLM Perchance even there where I did find my doubts.
+ Why in that rawness left you wife and child,
+ Those precious motives, those strong knots of love,
+ Without leave-taking? I pray you,
+ Let not my jealousies be your dishonours,
+ But mine own safeties. You may be rightly just,
+ Whatever I shall think.
+
+MACDUFF Bleed, bleed, poor country!
+ Great tyranny! lay thou thy basis sure,
+ For goodness dare not cheque thee: wear thou
+ thy wrongs;
+ The title is affeer'd! Fare thee well, lord:
+ I would not be the villain that thou think'st
+ For the whole space that's in the tyrant's grasp,
+ And the rich East to boot.
+
+MALCOLM Be not offended:
+ I speak not as in absolute fear of you.
+ I think our country sinks beneath the yoke;
+ It weeps, it bleeds; and each new day a gash
+ Is added to her wounds: I think withal
+ There would be hands uplifted in my right;
+ And here from gracious England have I offer
+ Of goodly thousands: but, for all this,
+ When I shall tread upon the tyrant's head,
+ Or wear it on my sword, yet my poor country
+ Shall have more vices than it had before,
+ More suffer and more sundry ways than ever,
+ By him that shall succeed.
+
+MACDUFF What should he be?
+
+MALCOLM It is myself I mean: in whom I know
+ All the particulars of vice so grafted
+ That, when they shall be open'd, black Macbeth
+ Will seem as pure as snow, and the poor state
+ Esteem him as a lamb, being compared
+ With my confineless harms.
+
+MACDUFF Not in the legions
+ Of horrid hell can come a devil more damn'd
+ In evils to top Macbeth.
+
+MALCOLM I grant him bloody,
+ Luxurious, avaricious, false, deceitful,
+ Sudden, malicious, smacking of every sin
+ That has a name: but there's no bottom, none,
+ In my voluptuousness: your wives, your daughters,
+ Your matrons and your maids, could not fill up
+ The cistern of my lust, and my desire
+ All continent impediments would o'erbear
+ That did oppose my will: better Macbeth
+ Than such an one to reign.
+
+MACDUFF Boundless intemperance
+ In nature is a tyranny; it hath been
+ The untimely emptying of the happy throne
+ And fall of many kings. But fear not yet
+ To take upon you what is yours: you may
+ Convey your pleasures in a spacious plenty,
+ And yet seem cold, the time you may so hoodwink.
+ We have willing dames enough: there cannot be
+ That vulture in you, to devour so many
+ As will to greatness dedicate themselves,
+ Finding it so inclined.
+
+MALCOLM With this there grows
+ In my most ill-composed affection such
+ A stanchless avarice that, were I king,
+ I should cut off the nobles for their lands,
+ Desire his jewels and this other's house:
+ And my more-having would be as a sauce
+ To make me hunger more; that I should forge
+ Quarrels unjust against the good and loyal,
+ Destroying them for wealth.
+
+MACDUFF This avarice
+ Sticks deeper, grows with more pernicious root
+ Than summer-seeming lust, and it hath been
+ The sword of our slain kings: yet do not fear;
+ Scotland hath foisons to fill up your will.
+ Of your mere own: all these are portable,
+ With other graces weigh'd.
+
+MALCOLM But I have none: the king-becoming graces,
+ As justice, verity, temperance, stableness,
+ Bounty, perseverance, mercy, lowliness,
+ Devotion, patience, courage, fortitude,
+ I have no relish of them, but abound
+ In the division of each several crime,
+ Acting it many ways. Nay, had I power, I should
+ Pour the sweet milk of concord into hell,
+ Uproar the universal peace, confound
+ All unity on earth.
+
+MACDUFF O Scotland, Scotland!
+
+MALCOLM If such a one be fit to govern, speak:
+ I am as I have spoken.
+
+MACDUFF Fit to govern!
+ No, not to live. O nation miserable,
+ With an untitled tyrant bloody-scepter'd,
+ When shalt thou see thy wholesome days again,
+ Since that the truest issue of thy throne
+ By his own interdiction stands accursed,
+ And does blaspheme his breed? Thy royal father
+ Was a most sainted king: the queen that bore thee,
+ Oftener upon her knees than on her feet,
+ Died every day she lived. Fare thee well!
+ These evils thou repeat'st upon thyself
+ Have banish'd me from Scotland. O my breast,
+ Thy hope ends here!
+
+MALCOLM Macduff, this noble passion,
+ Child of integrity, hath from my soul
+ Wiped the black scruples, reconciled my thoughts
+ To thy good truth and honour. Devilish Macbeth
+ By many of these trains hath sought to win me
+ Into his power, and modest wisdom plucks me
+ From over-credulous haste: but God above
+ Deal between thee and me! for even now
+ I put myself to thy direction, and
+ Unspeak mine own detraction, here abjure
+ The taints and blames I laid upon myself,
+ For strangers to my nature. I am yet
+ Unknown to woman, never was forsworn,
+ Scarcely have coveted what was mine own,
+ At no time broke my faith, would not betray
+ The devil to his fellow and delight
+ No less in truth than life: my first false speaking
+ Was this upon myself: what I am truly,
+ Is thine and my poor country's to command:
+ Whither indeed, before thy here-approach,
+ Old Siward, with ten thousand warlike men,
+ Already at a point, was setting forth.
+ Now we'll together; and the chance of goodness
+ Be like our warranted quarrel! Why are you silent?
+
+MACDUFF Such welcome and unwelcome things at once
+ 'Tis hard to reconcile.
+
+ [Enter a Doctor]
+
+MALCOLM Well; more anon.--Comes the king forth, I pray you?
+
+Doctor Ay, sir; there are a crew of wretched souls
+ That stay his cure: their malady convinces
+ The great assay of art; but at his touch--
+ Such sanctity hath heaven given his hand--
+ They presently amend.
+
+MALCOLM I thank you, doctor.
+
+ [Exit Doctor]
+
+MACDUFF What's the disease he means?
+
+MALCOLM 'Tis call'd the evil:
+ A most miraculous work in this good king;
+ Which often, since my here-remain in England,
+ I have seen him do. How he solicits heaven,
+ Himself best knows: but strangely-visited people,
+ All swoln and ulcerous, pitiful to the eye,
+ The mere despair of surgery, he cures,
+ Hanging a golden stamp about their necks,
+ Put on with holy prayers: and 'tis spoken,
+ To the succeeding royalty he leaves
+ The healing benediction. With this strange virtue,
+ He hath a heavenly gift of prophecy,
+ And sundry blessings hang about his throne,
+ That speak him full of grace.
+
+ [Enter ROSS]
+
+MACDUFF See, who comes here?
+
+MALCOLM My countryman; but yet I know him not.
+
+MACDUFF My ever-gentle cousin, welcome hither.
+
+MALCOLM I know him now. Good God, betimes remove
+ The means that makes us strangers!
+
+ROSS Sir, amen.
+
+MACDUFF Stands Scotland where it did?
+
+ROSS Alas, poor country!
+ Almost afraid to know itself. It cannot
+ Be call'd our mother, but our grave; where nothing,
+ But who knows nothing, is once seen to smile;
+ Where sighs and groans and shrieks that rend the air
+ Are made, not mark'd; where violent sorrow seems
+ A modern ecstasy; the dead man's knell
+ Is there scarce ask'd for who; and good men's lives
+ Expire before the flowers in their caps,
+ Dying or ere they sicken.
+
+MACDUFF O, relation
+ Too nice, and yet too true!
+
+MALCOLM What's the newest grief?
+
+ROSS That of an hour's age doth hiss the speaker:
+ Each minute teems a new one.
+
+MACDUFF How does my wife?
+
+ROSS Why, well.
+
+MACDUFF And all my children?
+
+ROSS Well too.
+
+MACDUFF The tyrant has not batter'd at their peace?
+
+ROSS No; they were well at peace when I did leave 'em.
+
+MACDUFF But not a niggard of your speech: how goes't?
+
+ROSS When I came hither to transport the tidings,
+ Which I have heavily borne, there ran a rumour
+ Of many worthy fellows that were out;
+ Which was to my belief witness'd the rather,
+ For that I saw the tyrant's power a-foot:
+ Now is the time of help; your eye in Scotland
+ Would create soldiers, make our women fight,
+ To doff their dire distresses.
+
+MALCOLM Be't their comfort
+ We are coming thither: gracious England hath
+ Lent us good Siward and ten thousand men;
+ An older and a better soldier none
+ That Christendom gives out.
+
+ROSS Would I could answer
+ This comfort with the like! But I have words
+ That would be howl'd out in the desert air,
+ Where hearing should not latch them.
+
+MACDUFF What concern they?
+ The general cause? or is it a fee-grief
+ Due to some single breast?
+
+ROSS No mind that's honest
+ But in it shares some woe; though the main part
+ Pertains to you alone.
+
+MACDUFF If it be mine,
+ Keep it not from me, quickly let me have it.
+
+ROSS Let not your ears despise my tongue for ever,
+ Which shall possess them with the heaviest sound
+ That ever yet they heard.
+
+MACDUFF Hum! I guess at it.
+
+ROSS Your castle is surprised; your wife and babes
+ Savagely slaughter'd: to relate the manner,
+ Were, on the quarry of these murder'd deer,
+ To add the death of you.
+
+MALCOLM Merciful heaven!
+ What, man! ne'er pull your hat upon your brows;
+ Give sorrow words: the grief that does not speak
+ Whispers the o'er-fraught heart and bids it break.
+
+MACDUFF My children too?
+
+ROSS Wife, children, servants, all
+ That could be found.
+
+MACDUFF And I must be from thence!
+ My wife kill'd too?
+
+ROSS I have said.
+
+MALCOLM Be comforted:
+ Let's make us medicines of our great revenge,
+ To cure this deadly grief.
+
+MACDUFF He has no children. All my pretty ones?
+ Did you say all? O hell-kite! All?
+ What, all my pretty chickens and their dam
+ At one fell swoop?
+
+MALCOLM Dispute it like a man.
+
+MACDUFF I shall do so;
+ But I must also feel it as a man:
+ I cannot but remember such things were,
+ That were most precious to me. Did heaven look on,
+ And would not take their part? Sinful Macduff,
+ They were all struck for thee! naught that I am,
+ Not for their own demerits, but for mine,
+ Fell slaughter on their souls. Heaven rest them now!
+
+MALCOLM Be this the whetstone of your sword: let grief
+ Convert to anger; blunt not the heart, enrage it.
+
+MACDUFF O, I could play the woman with mine eyes
+ And braggart with my tongue! But, gentle heavens,
+ Cut short all intermission; front to front
+ Bring thou this fiend of Scotland and myself;
+ Within my sword's length set him; if he 'scape,
+ Heaven forgive him too!
+
+MALCOLM This tune goes manly.
+ Come, go we to the king; our power is ready;
+ Our lack is nothing but our leave; Macbeth
+ Is ripe for shaking, and the powers above
+ Put on their instruments. Receive what cheer you may:
+ The night is long that never finds the day.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Dunsinane. Ante-room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter a Doctor of Physic and a Waiting-Gentlewoman]
+
+Doctor I have two nights watched with you, but can perceive
+ no truth in your report. When was it she last walked?
+
+Gentlewoman Since his majesty went into the field, I have seen
+ her rise from her bed, throw her night-gown upon
+ her, unlock her closet, take forth paper, fold it,
+ write upon't, read it, afterwards seal it, and again
+ return to bed; yet all this while in a most fast sleep.
+
+Doctor A great perturbation in nature, to receive at once
+ the benefit of sleep, and do the effects of
+ watching! In this slumbery agitation, besides her
+ walking and other actual performances, what, at any
+ time, have you heard her say?
+
+Gentlewoman That, sir, which I will not report after her.
+
+Doctor You may to me: and 'tis most meet you should.
+
+Gentlewoman Neither to you nor any one; having no witness to
+ confirm my speech.
+
+ [Enter LADY MACBETH, with a taper]
+
+ Lo you, here she comes! This is her very guise;
+ and, upon my life, fast asleep. Observe her; stand close.
+
+Doctor How came she by that light?
+
+Gentlewoman Why, it stood by her: she has light by her
+ continually; 'tis her command.
+
+Doctor You see, her eyes are open.
+
+Gentlewoman Ay, but their sense is shut.
+
+Doctor What is it she does now? Look, how she rubs her hands.
+
+Gentlewoman It is an accustomed action with her, to seem thus
+ washing her hands: I have known her continue in
+ this a quarter of an hour.
+
+LADY MACBETH Yet here's a spot.
+
+Doctor Hark! she speaks: I will set down what comes from
+ her, to satisfy my remembrance the more strongly.
+
+LADY MACBETH Out, damned spot! out, I say!--One: two: why,
+ then, 'tis time to do't.--Hell is murky!--Fie, my
+ lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we
+ fear who knows it, when none can call our power to
+ account?--Yet who would have thought the old man
+ to have had so much blood in him.
+
+Doctor Do you mark that?
+
+LADY MACBETH The thane of Fife had a wife: where is she now?--
+ What, will these hands ne'er be clean?--No more o'
+ that, my lord, no more o' that: you mar all with
+ this starting.
+
+Doctor Go to, go to; you have known what you should not.
+
+Gentlewoman She has spoke what she should not, I am sure of
+ that: heaven knows what she has known.
+
+LADY MACBETH Here's the smell of the blood still: all the
+ perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little
+ hand. Oh, oh, oh!
+
+Doctor What a sigh is there! The heart is sorely charged.
+
+Gentlewoman I would not have such a heart in my bosom for the
+ dignity of the whole body.
+
+Doctor Well, well, well,--
+
+Gentlewoman Pray God it be, sir.
+
+Doctor This disease is beyond my practise: yet I have known
+ those which have walked in their sleep who have died
+ holily in their beds.
+
+LADY MACBETH Wash your hands, put on your nightgown; look not so
+ pale.--I tell you yet again, Banquo's buried; he
+ cannot come out on's grave.
+
+Doctor Even so?
+
+LADY MACBETH To bed, to bed! there's knocking at the gate:
+ come, come, come, come, give me your hand. What's
+ done cannot be undone.--To bed, to bed, to bed!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Doctor Will she go now to bed?
+
+Gentlewoman Directly.
+
+Doctor Foul whisperings are abroad: unnatural deeds
+ Do breed unnatural troubles: infected minds
+ To their deaf pillows will discharge their secrets:
+ More needs she the divine than the physician.
+ God, God forgive us all! Look after her;
+ Remove from her the means of all annoyance,
+ And still keep eyes upon her. So, good night:
+ My mind she has mated, and amazed my sight.
+ I think, but dare not speak.
+
+Gentlewoman Good night, good doctor.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II The country near Dunsinane.
+
+
+ [Drum and colours. Enter MENTEITH, CAITHNESS, ANGUS,
+ LENNOX, and Soldiers]
+
+MENTEITH The English power is near, led on by Malcolm,
+ His uncle Siward and the good Macduff:
+ Revenges burn in them; for their dear causes
+ Would to the bleeding and the grim alarm
+ Excite the mortified man.
+
+ANGUS Near Birnam wood
+ Shall we well meet them; that way are they coming.
+
+CAITHNESS Who knows if Donalbain be with his brother?
+
+LENNOX For certain, sir, he is not: I have a file
+ Of all the gentry: there is Siward's son,
+ And many unrough youths that even now
+ Protest their first of manhood.
+
+MENTEITH What does the tyrant?
+
+CAITHNESS Great Dunsinane he strongly fortifies:
+ Some say he's mad; others that lesser hate him
+ Do call it valiant fury: but, for certain,
+ He cannot buckle his distemper'd cause
+ Within the belt of rule.
+
+ANGUS Now does he feel
+ His secret murders sticking on his hands;
+ Now minutely revolts upbraid his faith-breach;
+ Those he commands move only in command,
+ Nothing in love: now does he feel his title
+ Hang loose about him, like a giant's robe
+ Upon a dwarfish thief.
+
+MENTEITH Who then shall blame
+ His pester'd senses to recoil and start,
+ When all that is within him does condemn
+ Itself for being there?
+
+CAITHNESS Well, march we on,
+ To give obedience where 'tis truly owed:
+ Meet we the medicine of the sickly weal,
+ And with him pour we in our country's purge
+ Each drop of us.
+
+LENNOX Or so much as it needs,
+ To dew the sovereign flower and drown the weeds.
+ Make we our march towards Birnam.
+
+ [Exeunt, marching]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III Dunsinane. A room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter MACBETH, Doctor, and Attendants]
+
+MACBETH Bring me no more reports; let them fly all:
+ Till Birnam wood remove to Dunsinane,
+ I cannot taint with fear. What's the boy Malcolm?
+ Was he not born of woman? The spirits that know
+ All mortal consequences have pronounced me thus:
+ 'Fear not, Macbeth; no man that's born of woman
+ Shall e'er have power upon thee.' Then fly,
+ false thanes,
+ And mingle with the English epicures:
+ The mind I sway by and the heart I bear
+ Shall never sag with doubt nor shake with fear.
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+ The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon!
+ Where got'st thou that goose look?
+
+Servant There is ten thousand--
+
+MACBETH Geese, villain!
+
+Servant Soldiers, sir.
+
+MACBETH Go prick thy face, and over-red thy fear,
+ Thou lily-liver'd boy. What soldiers, patch?
+ Death of thy soul! those linen cheeks of thine
+ Are counsellors to fear. What soldiers, whey-face?
+
+Servant The English force, so please you.
+
+MACBETH Take thy face hence.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+ Seyton!--I am sick at heart,
+ When I behold--Seyton, I say!--This push
+ Will cheer me ever, or disseat me now.
+ I have lived long enough: my way of life
+ Is fall'n into the sear, the yellow leaf;
+ And that which should accompany old age,
+ As honour, love, obedience, troops of friends,
+ I must not look to have; but, in their stead,
+ Curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honour, breath,
+ Which the poor heart would fain deny, and dare not. Seyton!
+
+ [Enter SEYTON]
+
+SEYTON What is your gracious pleasure?
+
+MACBETH What news more?
+
+SEYTON All is confirm'd, my lord, which was reported.
+
+MACBETH I'll fight till from my bones my flesh be hack'd.
+ Give me my armour.
+
+SEYTON 'Tis not needed yet.
+
+MACBETH I'll put it on.
+ Send out more horses; skirr the country round;
+ Hang those that talk of fear. Give me mine armour.
+ How does your patient, doctor?
+
+Doctor Not so sick, my lord,
+ As she is troubled with thick coming fancies,
+ That keep her from her rest.
+
+MACBETH Cure her of that.
+ Canst thou not minister to a mind diseased,
+ Pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow,
+ Raze out the written troubles of the brain
+ And with some sweet oblivious antidote
+ Cleanse the stuff'd bosom of that perilous stuff
+ Which weighs upon the heart?
+
+Doctor Therein the patient
+ Must minister to himself.
+
+MACBETH Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it.
+ Come, put mine armour on; give me my staff.
+ Seyton, send out. Doctor, the thanes fly from me.
+ Come, sir, dispatch. If thou couldst, doctor, cast
+ The water of my land, find her disease,
+ And purge it to a sound and pristine health,
+ I would applaud thee to the very echo,
+ That should applaud again.--Pull't off, I say.--
+ What rhubarb, cyme, or what purgative drug,
+ Would scour these English hence? Hear'st thou of them?
+
+Doctor Ay, my good lord; your royal preparation
+ Makes us hear something.
+
+MACBETH Bring it after me.
+ I will not be afraid of death and bane,
+ Till Birnam forest come to Dunsinane.
+
+Doctor [Aside] Were I from Dunsinane away and clear,
+ Profit again should hardly draw me here.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Country near Birnam wood.
+
+
+ [Drum and colours. Enter MALCOLM, SIWARD and YOUNG
+ SIWARD, MACDUFF, MENTEITH, CAITHNESS, ANGUS,
+ LENNOX, ROSS, and Soldiers, marching]
+
+MALCOLM Cousins, I hope the days are near at hand
+ That chambers will be safe.
+
+MENTEITH We doubt it nothing.
+
+SIWARD What wood is this before us?
+
+MENTEITH The wood of Birnam.
+
+MALCOLM Let every soldier hew him down a bough
+ And bear't before him: thereby shall we shadow
+ The numbers of our host and make discovery
+ Err in report of us.
+
+Soldiers It shall be done.
+
+SIWARD We learn no other but the confident tyrant
+ Keeps still in Dunsinane, and will endure
+ Our setting down before 't.
+
+MALCOLM 'Tis his main hope:
+ For where there is advantage to be given,
+ Both more and less have given him the revolt,
+ And none serve with him but constrained things
+ Whose hearts are absent too.
+
+MACDUFF Let our just censures
+ Attend the true event, and put we on
+ Industrious soldiership.
+
+SIWARD The time approaches
+ That will with due decision make us know
+ What we shall say we have and what we owe.
+ Thoughts speculative their unsure hopes relate,
+ But certain issue strokes must arbitrate:
+ Towards which advance the war.
+
+ [Exeunt, marching]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE V Dunsinane. Within the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter MACBETH, SEYTON, and Soldiers, with drum
+ and colours]
+
+MACBETH Hang out our banners on the outward walls;
+ The cry is still 'They come:' our castle's strength
+ Will laugh a siege to scorn: here let them lie
+ Till famine and the ague eat them up:
+ Were they not forced with those that should be ours,
+ We might have met them dareful, beard to beard,
+ And beat them backward home.
+
+ [A cry of women within]
+
+ What is that noise?
+
+SEYTON It is the cry of women, my good lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MACBETH I have almost forgot the taste of fears;
+ The time has been, my senses would have cool'd
+ To hear a night-shriek; and my fell of hair
+ Would at a dismal treatise rouse and stir
+ As life were in't: I have supp'd full with horrors;
+ Direness, familiar to my slaughterous thoughts
+ Cannot once start me.
+
+ [Re-enter SEYTON]
+
+ Wherefore was that cry?
+
+SEYTON The queen, my lord, is dead.
+
+MACBETH She should have died hereafter;
+ There would have been a time for such a word.
+ To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
+ Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
+ To the last syllable of recorded time,
+ And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
+ The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
+ Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
+ That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
+ And then is heard no more: it is a tale
+ Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
+ Signifying nothing.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+ Thou comest to use thy tongue; thy story quickly.
+
+Messenger Gracious my lord,
+ I should report that which I say I saw,
+ But know not how to do it.
+
+MACBETH Well, say, sir.
+
+Messenger As I did stand my watch upon the hill,
+ I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought,
+ The wood began to move.
+
+MACBETH Liar and slave!
+
+Messenger Let me endure your wrath, if't be not so:
+ Within this three mile may you see it coming;
+ I say, a moving grove.
+
+MACBETH If thou speak'st false,
+ Upon the next tree shalt thou hang alive,
+ Till famine cling thee: if thy speech be sooth,
+ I care not if thou dost for me as much.
+ I pull in resolution, and begin
+ To doubt the equivocation of the fiend
+ That lies like truth: 'Fear not, till Birnam wood
+ Do come to Dunsinane:' and now a wood
+ Comes toward Dunsinane. Arm, arm, and out!
+ If this which he avouches does appear,
+ There is nor flying hence nor tarrying here.
+ I gin to be aweary of the sun,
+ And wish the estate o' the world were now undone.
+ Ring the alarum-bell! Blow, wind! come, wrack!
+ At least we'll die with harness on our back.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Dunsinane. Before the castle.
+
+
+ [Drum and colours. Enter MALCOLM, SIWARD, MACDUFF,
+ and their Army, with boughs]
+
+MALCOLM Now near enough: your leafy screens throw down.
+ And show like those you are. You, worthy uncle,
+ Shall, with my cousin, your right-noble son,
+ Lead our first battle: worthy Macduff and we
+ Shall take upon 's what else remains to do,
+ According to our order.
+
+SIWARD Fare you well.
+ Do we but find the tyrant's power to-night,
+ Let us be beaten, if we cannot fight.
+
+MACDUFF Make all our trumpets speak; give them all breath,
+ Those clamorous harbingers of blood and death.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE VII Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Alarums. Enter MACBETH]
+
+MACBETH They have tied me to a stake; I cannot fly,
+ But, bear-like, I must fight the course. What's he
+ That was not born of woman? Such a one
+ Am I to fear, or none.
+
+ [Enter YOUNG SIWARD]
+
+YOUNG SIWARD What is thy name?
+
+MACBETH Thou'lt be afraid to hear it.
+
+YOUNG SIWARD No; though thou call'st thyself a hotter name
+ Than any is in hell.
+
+MACBETH My name's Macbeth.
+
+YOUNG SIWARD The devil himself could not pronounce a title
+ More hateful to mine ear.
+
+MACBETH No, nor more fearful.
+
+YOUNG SIWARD Thou liest, abhorred tyrant; with my sword
+ I'll prove the lie thou speak'st.
+
+ [They fight and YOUNG SIWARD is slain]
+
+MACBETH Thou wast born of woman
+ But swords I smile at, weapons laugh to scorn,
+ Brandish'd by man that's of a woman born.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Alarums. Enter MACDUFF]
+
+MACDUFF That way the noise is. Tyrant, show thy face!
+ If thou be'st slain and with no stroke of mine,
+ My wife and children's ghosts will haunt me still.
+ I cannot strike at wretched kerns, whose arms
+ Are hired to bear their staves: either thou, Macbeth,
+ Or else my sword with an unbatter'd edge
+ I sheathe again undeeded. There thou shouldst be;
+ By this great clatter, one of greatest note
+ Seems bruited. Let me find him, fortune!
+ And more I beg not.
+
+ [Exit. Alarums]
+
+ [Enter MALCOLM and SIWARD]
+
+SIWARD This way, my lord; the castle's gently render'd:
+ The tyrant's people on both sides do fight;
+ The noble thanes do bravely in the war;
+ The day almost itself professes yours,
+ And little is to do.
+
+MALCOLM We have met with foes
+ That strike beside us.
+
+SIWARD Enter, sir, the castle.
+
+ [Exeunt. Alarums]
+
+
+
+
+ MACBETH
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE VIII Another part of the field.
+
+
+ [Enter MACBETH]
+
+MACBETH Why should I play the Roman fool, and die
+ On mine own sword? whiles I see lives, the gashes
+ Do better upon them.
+
+ [Enter MACDUFF]
+
+MACDUFF Turn, hell-hound, turn!
+
+MACBETH Of all men else I have avoided thee:
+ But get thee back; my soul is too much charged
+ With blood of thine already.
+
+MACDUFF I have no words:
+ My voice is in my sword: thou bloodier villain
+ Than terms can give thee out!
+
+ [They fight]
+
+MACBETH Thou losest labour:
+ As easy mayst thou the intrenchant air
+ With thy keen sword impress as make me bleed:
+ Let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests;
+ I bear a charmed life, which must not yield,
+ To one of woman born.
+
+MACDUFF Despair thy charm;
+ And let the angel whom thou still hast served
+ Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
+ Untimely ripp'd.
+
+MACBETH Accursed be that tongue that tells me so,
+ For it hath cow'd my better part of man!
+ And be these juggling fiends no more believed,
+ That palter with us in a double sense;
+ That keep the word of promise to our ear,
+ And break it to our hope. I'll not fight with thee.
+
+MACDUFF Then yield thee, coward,
+ And live to be the show and gaze o' the time:
+ We'll have thee, as our rarer monsters are,
+ Painted on a pole, and underwrit,
+ 'Here may you see the tyrant.'
+
+MACBETH I will not yield,
+ To kiss the ground before young Malcolm's feet,
+ And to be baited with the rabble's curse.
+ Though Birnam wood be come to Dunsinane,
+ And thou opposed, being of no woman born,
+ Yet I will try the last. Before my body
+ I throw my warlike shield. Lay on, Macduff,
+ And damn'd be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!'
+
+ [Exeunt, fighting. Alarums]
+
+ [Retreat. Flourish. Enter, with drum and colours,
+ MALCOLM, SIWARD, ROSS, the other Thanes, and Soldiers]
+
+MALCOLM I would the friends we miss were safe arrived.
+
+SIWARD Some must go off: and yet, by these I see,
+ So great a day as this is cheaply bought.
+
+MALCOLM Macduff is missing, and your noble son.
+
+ROSS Your son, my lord, has paid a soldier's debt:
+ He only lived but till he was a man;
+ The which no sooner had his prowess confirm'd
+ In the unshrinking station where he fought,
+ But like a man he died.
+
+SIWARD Then he is dead?
+
+ROSS Ay, and brought off the field: your cause of sorrow
+ Must not be measured by his worth, for then
+ It hath no end.
+
+SIWARD Had he his hurts before?
+
+ROSS Ay, on the front.
+
+SIWARD Why then, God's soldier be he!
+ Had I as many sons as I have hairs,
+ I would not wish them to a fairer death:
+ And so, his knell is knoll'd.
+
+MALCOLM He's worth more sorrow,
+ And that I'll spend for him.
+
+SIWARD He's worth no more
+ They say he parted well, and paid his score:
+ And so, God be with him! Here comes newer comfort.
+
+ [Re-enter MACDUFF, with MACBETH's head]
+
+MACDUFF Hail, king! for so thou art: behold, where stands
+ The usurper's cursed head: the time is free:
+ I see thee compass'd with thy kingdom's pearl,
+ That speak my salutation in their minds;
+ Whose voices I desire aloud with mine:
+ Hail, King of Scotland!
+
+ALL Hail, King of Scotland!
+
+ [Flourish]
+
+MALCOLM We shall not spend a large expense of time
+ Before we reckon with your several loves,
+ And make us even with you. My thanes and kinsmen,
+ Henceforth be earls, the first that ever Scotland
+ In such an honour named. What's more to do,
+ Which would be planted newly with the time,
+ As calling home our exiled friends abroad
+ That fled the snares of watchful tyranny;
+ Producing forth the cruel ministers
+ Of this dead butcher and his fiend-like queen,
+ Who, as 'tis thought, by self and violent hands
+ Took off her life; this, and what needful else
+ That calls upon us, by the grace of Grace,
+ We will perform in measure, time and place:
+ So, thanks to all at once and to each one,
+ Whom we invite to see us crown'd at Scone.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+DUKE OF VENICE:
+
+BRABANTIO a senator.
+
+ Other Senators.
+ (Senator:)
+ (First Senator:)
+ (Second Senator:)
+
+GRATIANO brother to Brabantio.
+
+LODOVICO kinsman to Brabantio.
+
+OTHELLO a noble Moor in the service of the Venetian state.
+
+CASSIO his lieutenant.
+
+IAGO his ancient.
+
+RODERIGO a Venetian gentleman.
+
+MONTANO Othello's predecessor in the government of Cyprus.
+
+ Clown, servant to Othello. (Clown:)
+
+DESDEMONA daughter to Brabantio and wife to Othello.
+
+EMILIA wife to Iago.
+
+BIANCA mistress to Cassio.
+
+ Sailor, Messenger, Herald, Officers, Gentlemen,
+ Musicians, and Attendants.
+ (Sailor:)
+ (First Officer:)
+ (Messenger:)
+ (Gentleman:)
+ (First Gentleman:)
+ (Second Gentleman:)
+ (Third Gentleman:)
+ (First Musician:)
+
+
+SCENE Venice: a Sea-port in Cyprus.
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Venice. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter RODERIGO and IAGO]
+
+RODERIGO Tush! never tell me; I take it much unkindly
+ That thou, Iago, who hast had my purse
+ As if the strings were thine, shouldst know of this.
+
+IAGO 'Sblood, but you will not hear me:
+ If ever I did dream of such a matter, Abhor me.
+
+RODERIGO Thou told'st me thou didst hold him in thy hate.
+
+IAGO Despise me, if I do not. Three great ones of the city,
+ In personal suit to make me his lieutenant,
+ Off-capp'd to him: and, by the faith of man,
+ I know my price, I am worth no worse a place:
+ But he; as loving his own pride and purposes,
+ Evades them, with a bombast circumstance
+ Horribly stuff'd with epithets of war;
+ And, in conclusion,
+ Nonsuits my mediators; for, 'Certes,' says he,
+ 'I have already chose my officer.'
+ And what was he?
+ Forsooth, a great arithmetician,
+ One Michael Cassio, a Florentine,
+ A fellow almost damn'd in a fair wife;
+ That never set a squadron in the field,
+ Nor the division of a battle knows
+ More than a spinster; unless the bookish theoric,
+ Wherein the toged consuls can propose
+ As masterly as he: mere prattle, without practise,
+ Is all his soldiership. But he, sir, had the election:
+ And I, of whom his eyes had seen the proof
+ At Rhodes, at Cyprus and on other grounds
+ Christian and heathen, must be be-lee'd and calm'd
+ By debitor and creditor: this counter-caster,
+ He, in good time, must his lieutenant be,
+ And I--God bless the mark!--his Moorship's ancient.
+
+RODERIGO By heaven, I rather would have been his hangman.
+
+IAGO Why, there's no remedy; 'tis the curse of service,
+ Preferment goes by letter and affection,
+ And not by old gradation, where each second
+ Stood heir to the first. Now, sir, be judge yourself,
+ Whether I in any just term am affined
+ To love the Moor.
+
+RODERIGO I would not follow him then.
+
+IAGO O, sir, content you;
+ I follow him to serve my turn upon him:
+ We cannot all be masters, nor all masters
+ Cannot be truly follow'd. You shall mark
+ Many a duteous and knee-crooking knave,
+ That, doting on his own obsequious bondage,
+ Wears out his time, much like his master's ass,
+ For nought but provender, and when he's old, cashier'd:
+ Whip me such honest knaves. Others there are
+ Who, trimm'd in forms and visages of duty,
+ Keep yet their hearts attending on themselves,
+ And, throwing but shows of service on their lords,
+ Do well thrive by them and when they have lined
+ their coats
+ Do themselves homage: these fellows have some soul;
+ And such a one do I profess myself. For, sir,
+ It is as sure as you are Roderigo,
+ Were I the Moor, I would not be Iago:
+ In following him, I follow but myself;
+ Heaven is my judge, not I for love and duty,
+ But seeming so, for my peculiar end:
+ For when my outward action doth demonstrate
+ The native act and figure of my heart
+ In compliment extern, 'tis not long after
+ But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
+ For daws to peck at: I am not what I am.
+
+RODERIGO What a full fortune does the thicklips owe
+ If he can carry't thus!
+
+IAGO Call up her father,
+ Rouse him: make after him, poison his delight,
+ Proclaim him in the streets; incense her kinsmen,
+ And, though he in a fertile climate dwell,
+ Plague him with flies: though that his joy be joy,
+ Yet throw such changes of vexation on't,
+ As it may lose some colour.
+
+RODERIGO Here is her father's house; I'll call aloud.
+
+IAGO Do, with like timorous accent and dire yell
+ As when, by night and negligence, the fire
+ Is spied in populous cities.
+
+RODERIGO What, ho, Brabantio! Signior Brabantio, ho!
+
+IAGO Awake! what, ho, Brabantio! thieves! thieves! thieves!
+ Look to your house, your daughter and your bags!
+ Thieves! thieves!
+
+ [BRABANTIO appears above, at a window]
+
+BRABANTIO What is the reason of this terrible summons?
+ What is the matter there?
+
+RODERIGO Signior, is all your family within?
+
+IAGO Are your doors lock'd?
+
+BRABANTIO Why, wherefore ask you this?
+
+IAGO 'Zounds, sir, you're robb'd; for shame, put on
+ your gown;
+ Your heart is burst, you have lost half your soul;
+ Even now, now, very now, an old black ram
+ Is topping your white ewe. Arise, arise;
+ Awake the snorting citizens with the bell,
+ Or else the devil will make a grandsire of you:
+ Arise, I say.
+
+BRABANTIO What, have you lost your wits?
+
+RODERIGO Most reverend signior, do you know my voice?
+
+BRABANTIO Not I what are you?
+
+RODERIGO My name is Roderigo.
+
+BRABANTIO The worser welcome:
+ I have charged thee not to haunt about my doors:
+ In honest plainness thou hast heard me say
+ My daughter is not for thee; and now, in madness,
+ Being full of supper and distempering draughts,
+ Upon malicious bravery, dost thou come
+ To start my quiet.
+
+RODERIGO Sir, sir, sir,--
+
+BRABANTIO But thou must needs be sure
+ My spirit and my place have in them power
+ To make this bitter to thee.
+
+RODERIGO Patience, good sir.
+
+BRABANTIO What tell'st thou me of robbing? this is Venice;
+ My house is not a grange.
+
+RODERIGO Most grave Brabantio,
+ In simple and pure soul I come to you.
+
+IAGO 'Zounds, sir, you are one of those that will not
+ serve God, if the devil bid you. Because we come to
+ do you service and you think we are ruffians, you'll
+ have your daughter covered with a Barbary horse;
+ you'll have your nephews neigh to you; you'll have
+ coursers for cousins and gennets for germans.
+
+BRABANTIO What profane wretch art thou?
+
+IAGO I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter
+ and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.
+
+BRABANTIO Thou art a villain.
+
+IAGO You are--a senator.
+
+BRABANTIO This thou shalt answer; I know thee, Roderigo.
+
+RODERIGO Sir, I will answer any thing. But, I beseech you,
+ If't be your pleasure and most wise consent,
+ As partly I find it is, that your fair daughter,
+ At this odd-even and dull watch o' the night,
+ Transported, with no worse nor better guard
+ But with a knave of common hire, a gondolier,
+ To the gross clasps of a lascivious Moor--
+ If this be known to you and your allowance,
+ We then have done you bold and saucy wrongs;
+ But if you know not this, my manners tell me
+ We have your wrong rebuke. Do not believe
+ That, from the sense of all civility,
+ I thus would play and trifle with your reverence:
+ Your daughter, if you have not given her leave,
+ I say again, hath made a gross revolt;
+ Tying her duty, beauty, wit and fortunes
+ In an extravagant and wheeling stranger
+ Of here and every where. Straight satisfy yourself:
+ If she be in her chamber or your house,
+ Let loose on me the justice of the state
+ For thus deluding you.
+
+BRABANTIO Strike on the tinder, ho!
+ Give me a taper! call up all my people!
+ This accident is not unlike my dream:
+ Belief of it oppresses me already.
+ Light, I say! light!
+
+ [Exit above]
+
+IAGO Farewell; for I must leave you:
+ It seems not meet, nor wholesome to my place,
+ To be produced--as, if I stay, I shall--
+ Against the Moor: for, I do know, the state,
+ However this may gall him with some cheque,
+ Cannot with safety cast him, for he's embark'd
+ With such loud reason to the Cyprus wars,
+ Which even now stand in act, that, for their souls,
+ Another of his fathom they have none,
+ To lead their business: in which regard,
+ Though I do hate him as I do hell-pains.
+ Yet, for necessity of present life,
+ I must show out a flag and sign of love,
+ Which is indeed but sign. That you shall surely find him,
+ Lead to the Sagittary the raised search;
+ And there will I be with him. So, farewell.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter, below, BRABANTIO, and Servants with torches]
+
+BRABANTIO It is too true an evil: gone she is;
+ And what's to come of my despised time
+ Is nought but bitterness. Now, Roderigo,
+ Where didst thou see her? O unhappy girl!
+ With the Moor, say'st thou? Who would be a father!
+ How didst thou know 'twas she? O she deceives me
+ Past thought! What said she to you? Get more tapers:
+ Raise all my kindred. Are they married, think you?
+
+RODERIGO Truly, I think they are.
+
+BRABANTIO O heaven! How got she out? O treason of the blood!
+ Fathers, from hence trust not your daughters' minds
+ By what you see them act. Is there not charms
+ By which the property of youth and maidhood
+ May be abused? Have you not read, Roderigo,
+ Of some such thing?
+
+RODERIGO Yes, sir, I have indeed.
+
+BRABANTIO Call up my brother. O, would you had had her!
+ Some one way, some another. Do you know
+ Where we may apprehend her and the Moor?
+
+RODERIGO I think I can discover him, if you please,
+ To get good guard and go along with me.
+
+BRABANTIO Pray you, lead on. At every house I'll call;
+ I may command at most. Get weapons, ho!
+ And raise some special officers of night.
+ On, good Roderigo: I'll deserve your pains.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II Another street.
+
+
+ [Enter OTHELLO, IAGO, and Attendants with torches]
+
+IAGO Though in the trade of war I have slain men,
+ Yet do I hold it very stuff o' the conscience
+ To do no contrived murder: I lack iniquity
+ Sometimes to do me service: nine or ten times
+ I had thought to have yerk'd him here under the ribs.
+
+OTHELLO 'Tis better as it is.
+
+IAGO Nay, but he prated,
+
+ And spoke such scurvy and provoking terms
+ Against your honour
+ That, with the little godliness I have,
+ I did full hard forbear him. But, I pray you, sir,
+ Are you fast married? Be assured of this,
+ That the magnifico is much beloved,
+ And hath in his effect a voice potential
+ As double as the duke's: he will divorce you;
+ Or put upon you what restraint and grievance
+ The law, with all his might to enforce it on,
+ Will give him cable.
+
+OTHELLO Let him do his spite:
+ My services which I have done the signiory
+ Shall out-tongue his complaints. 'Tis yet to know,--
+ Which, when I know that boasting is an honour,
+ I shall promulgate--I fetch my life and being
+ From men of royal siege, and my demerits
+ May speak unbonneted to as proud a fortune
+ As this that I have reach'd: for know, Iago,
+ But that I love the gentle Desdemona,
+ I would not my unhoused free condition
+ Put into circumscription and confine
+ For the sea's worth. But, look! what lights come yond?
+
+IAGO Those are the raised father and his friends:
+ You were best go in.
+
+OTHELLO Not I I must be found:
+ My parts, my title and my perfect soul
+ Shall manifest me rightly. Is it they?
+
+IAGO By Janus, I think no.
+
+ [Enter CASSIO, and certain Officers with torches]
+
+OTHELLO The servants of the duke, and my lieutenant.
+ The goodness of the night upon you, friends!
+ What is the news?
+
+CASSIO The duke does greet you, general,
+ And he requires your haste-post-haste appearance,
+ Even on the instant.
+
+OTHELLO What is the matter, think you?
+
+CASSIO Something from Cyprus as I may divine:
+ It is a business of some heat: the galleys
+ Have sent a dozen sequent messengers
+ This very night at one another's heels,
+ And many of the consuls, raised and met,
+ Are at the duke's already: you have been
+ hotly call'd for;
+ When, being not at your lodging to be found,
+ The senate hath sent about three several guests
+ To search you out.
+
+OTHELLO 'Tis well I am found by you.
+ I will but spend a word here in the house,
+ And go with you.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CASSIO Ancient, what makes he here?
+
+IAGO 'Faith, he to-night hath boarded a land carack:
+ If it prove lawful prize, he's made for ever.
+
+CASSIO I do not understand.
+
+IAGO He's married.
+
+CASSIO To who?
+
+ [Re-enter OTHELLO]
+
+IAGO Marry, to--Come, captain, will you go?
+
+OTHELLO Have with you.
+
+CASSIO Here comes another troop to seek for you.
+
+IAGO It is Brabantio. General, be advised;
+ He comes to bad intent.
+
+ [Enter BRABANTIO, RODERIGO, and Officers with
+ torches and weapons]
+
+OTHELLO Holla! stand there!
+
+RODERIGO Signior, it is the Moor.
+
+BRABANTIO Down with him, thief!
+
+ [They draw on both sides]
+
+IAGO You, Roderigo! come, sir, I am for you.
+
+OTHELLO Keep up your bright swords, for the dew will rust them.
+ Good signior, you shall more command with years
+ Than with your weapons.
+
+BRABANTIO O thou foul thief, where hast thou stow'd my daughter?
+ Damn'd as thou art, thou hast enchanted her;
+ For I'll refer me to all things of sense,
+ If she in chains of magic were not bound,
+ Whether a maid so tender, fair and happy,
+ So opposite to marriage that she shunned
+ The wealthy curled darlings of our nation,
+ Would ever have, to incur a general mock,
+ Run from her guardage to the sooty bosom
+ Of such a thing as thou, to fear, not to delight.
+ Judge me the world, if 'tis not gross in sense
+ That thou hast practised on her with foul charms,
+ Abused her delicate youth with drugs or minerals
+ That weaken motion: I'll have't disputed on;
+ 'Tis probable and palpable to thinking.
+ I therefore apprehend and do attach thee
+ For an abuser of the world, a practiser
+ Of arts inhibited and out of warrant.
+ Lay hold upon him: if he do resist,
+ Subdue him at his peril.
+
+OTHELLO Hold your hands,
+ Both you of my inclining, and the rest:
+ Were it my cue to fight, I should have known it
+ Without a prompter. Where will you that I go
+ To answer this your charge?
+
+BRABANTIO To prison, till fit time
+ Of law and course of direct session
+ Call thee to answer.
+
+OTHELLO What if I do obey?
+ How may the duke be therewith satisfied,
+ Whose messengers are here about my side,
+ Upon some present business of the state
+ To bring me to him?
+
+First Officer 'Tis true, most worthy signior;
+ The duke's in council and your noble self,
+ I am sure, is sent for.
+
+BRABANTIO How! the duke in council!
+ In this time of the night! Bring him away:
+ Mine's not an idle cause: the duke himself,
+ Or any of my brothers of the state,
+ Cannot but feel this wrong as 'twere their own;
+ For if such actions may have passage free,
+ Bond-slaves and pagans shall our statesmen be.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III A council-chamber.
+
+
+ [The DUKE and Senators sitting at a table; Officers
+ attending]
+
+DUKE OF VENICE There is no composition in these news
+ That gives them credit.
+
+First Senator Indeed, they are disproportion'd;
+ My letters say a hundred and seven galleys.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE And mine, a hundred and forty.
+
+Second Senator And mine, two hundred:
+ But though they jump not on a just account,--
+ As in these cases, where the aim reports,
+ 'Tis oft with difference--yet do they all confirm
+ A Turkish fleet, and bearing up to Cyprus.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE Nay, it is possible enough to judgment:
+ I do not so secure me in the error,
+ But the main article I do approve
+ In fearful sense.
+
+Sailor [Within] What, ho! what, ho! what, ho!
+
+First Officer A messenger from the galleys.
+
+ [Enter a Sailor]
+
+DUKE OF VENICE Now, what's the business?
+
+Sailor The Turkish preparation makes for Rhodes;
+ So was I bid report here to the state
+ By Signior Angelo.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE How say you by this change?
+
+First Senator This cannot be,
+ By no assay of reason: 'tis a pageant,
+ To keep us in false gaze. When we consider
+ The importancy of Cyprus to the Turk,
+ And let ourselves again but understand,
+ That as it more concerns the Turk than Rhodes,
+ So may he with more facile question bear it,
+ For that it stands not in such warlike brace,
+ But altogether lacks the abilities
+ That Rhodes is dress'd in: if we make thought of this,
+ We must not think the Turk is so unskilful
+ To leave that latest which concerns him first,
+ Neglecting an attempt of ease and gain,
+ To wake and wage a danger profitless.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE Nay, in all confidence, he's not for Rhodes.
+
+First Officer Here is more news.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger]
+
+Messenger The Ottomites, reverend and gracious,
+ Steering with due course towards the isle of Rhodes,
+ Have there injointed them with an after fleet.
+
+First Senator Ay, so I thought. How many, as you guess?
+
+Messenger Of thirty sail: and now they do restem
+ Their backward course, bearing with frank appearance
+ Their purposes toward Cyprus. Signior Montano,
+ Your trusty and most valiant servitor,
+ With his free duty recommends you thus,
+ And prays you to believe him.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE 'Tis certain, then, for Cyprus.
+ Marcus Luccicos, is not he in town?
+
+First Senator He's now in Florence.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE Write from us to him; post-post-haste dispatch.
+
+First Senator Here comes Brabantio and the valiant Moor.
+
+ [Enter BRABANTIO, OTHELLO, IAGO, RODERIGO, and Officers]
+
+DUKE OF VENICE Valiant Othello, we must straight employ you
+ Against the general enemy Ottoman.
+
+ [To BRABANTIO]
+
+ I did not see you; welcome, gentle signior;
+ We lack'd your counsel and your help tonight.
+
+BRABANTIO So did I yours. Good your grace, pardon me;
+ Neither my place nor aught I heard of business
+ Hath raised me from my bed, nor doth the general care
+ Take hold on me, for my particular grief
+ Is of so flood-gate and o'erbearing nature
+ That it engluts and swallows other sorrows
+ And it is still itself.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE Why, what's the matter?
+
+BRABANTIO My daughter! O, my daughter!
+
+
+DUKE OF VENICE | Dead?
+Senator |
+
+
+BRABANTIO Ay, to me;
+ She is abused, stol'n from me, and corrupted
+ By spells and medicines bought of mountebanks;
+ For nature so preposterously to err,
+ Being not deficient, blind, or lame of sense,
+ Sans witchcraft could not.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE Whoe'er he be that in this foul proceeding
+ Hath thus beguiled your daughter of herself
+ And you of her, the bloody book of law
+ You shall yourself read in the bitter letter
+ After your own sense, yea, though our proper son
+ Stood in your action.
+
+BRABANTIO Humbly I thank your grace.
+ Here is the man, this Moor, whom now, it seems,
+ Your special mandate for the state-affairs
+ Hath hither brought.
+
+
+DUKE OF VENICE |
+ | We are very sorry for't.
+Senator |
+
+
+DUKE OF VENICE [To OTHELLO] What, in your own part, can you say to this?
+
+BRABANTIO Nothing, but this is so.
+
+OTHELLO Most potent, grave, and reverend signiors,
+ My very noble and approved good masters,
+ That I have ta'en away this old man's daughter,
+ It is most true; true, I have married her:
+ The very head and front of my offending
+ Hath this extent, no more. Rude am I in my speech,
+ And little bless'd with the soft phrase of peace:
+ For since these arms of mine had seven years' pith,
+ Till now some nine moons wasted, they have used
+ Their dearest action in the tented field,
+ And little of this great world can I speak,
+ More than pertains to feats of broil and battle,
+ And therefore little shall I grace my cause
+ In speaking for myself. Yet, by your gracious patience,
+ I will a round unvarnish'd tale deliver
+ Of my whole course of love; what drugs, what charms,
+ What conjuration and what mighty magic,
+ For such proceeding I am charged withal,
+ I won his daughter.
+
+BRABANTIO A maiden never bold;
+ Of spirit so still and quiet, that her motion
+ Blush'd at herself; and she, in spite of nature,
+ Of years, of country, credit, every thing,
+ To fall in love with what she fear'd to look on!
+ It is a judgment maim'd and most imperfect
+ That will confess perfection so could err
+ Against all rules of nature, and must be driven
+ To find out practises of cunning hell,
+ Why this should be. I therefore vouch again
+ That with some mixtures powerful o'er the blood,
+ Or with some dram conjured to this effect,
+ He wrought upon her.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE To vouch this, is no proof,
+ Without more wider and more overt test
+ Than these thin habits and poor likelihoods
+ Of modern seeming do prefer against him.
+
+First Senator But, Othello, speak:
+ Did you by indirect and forced courses
+ Subdue and poison this young maid's affections?
+ Or came it by request and such fair question
+ As soul to soul affordeth?
+
+OTHELLO I do beseech you,
+ Send for the lady to the Sagittary,
+ And let her speak of me before her father:
+ If you do find me foul in her report,
+ The trust, the office I do hold of you,
+ Not only take away, but let your sentence
+ Even fall upon my life.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE Fetch Desdemona hither.
+
+OTHELLO Ancient, conduct them: you best know the place.
+
+ [Exeunt IAGO and Attendants]
+
+ And, till she come, as truly as to heaven
+ I do confess the vices of my blood,
+ So justly to your grave ears I'll present
+ How I did thrive in this fair lady's love,
+ And she in mine.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE Say it, Othello.
+
+OTHELLO Her father loved me; oft invited me;
+ Still question'd me the story of my life,
+ From year to year, the battles, sieges, fortunes,
+ That I have passed.
+ I ran it through, even from my boyish days,
+ To the very moment that he bade me tell it;
+ Wherein I spake of most disastrous chances,
+ Of moving accidents by flood and field
+ Of hair-breadth scapes i' the imminent deadly breach,
+ Of being taken by the insolent foe
+ And sold to slavery, of my redemption thence
+ And portance in my travels' history:
+ Wherein of antres vast and deserts idle,
+ Rough quarries, rocks and hills whose heads touch heaven
+ It was my hint to speak,--such was the process;
+ And of the Cannibals that each other eat,
+ The Anthropophagi and men whose heads
+ Do grow beneath their shoulders. This to hear
+ Would Desdemona seriously incline:
+ But still the house-affairs would draw her thence:
+ Which ever as she could with haste dispatch,
+ She'ld come again, and with a greedy ear
+ Devour up my discourse: which I observing,
+ Took once a pliant hour, and found good means
+ To draw from her a prayer of earnest heart
+ That I would all my pilgrimage dilate,
+ Whereof by parcels she had something heard,
+ But not intentively: I did consent,
+ And often did beguile her of her tears,
+ When I did speak of some distressful stroke
+ That my youth suffer'd. My story being done,
+ She gave me for my pains a world of sighs:
+ She swore, in faith, twas strange, 'twas passing strange,
+ 'Twas pitiful, 'twas wondrous pitiful:
+ She wish'd she had not heard it, yet she wish'd
+ That heaven had made her such a man: she thank'd me,
+ And bade me, if I had a friend that loved her,
+ I should but teach him how to tell my story.
+ And that would woo her. Upon this hint I spake:
+ She loved me for the dangers I had pass'd,
+ And I loved her that she did pity them.
+ This only is the witchcraft I have used:
+ Here comes the lady; let her witness it.
+
+ [Enter DESDEMONA, IAGO, and Attendants]
+
+DUKE OF VENICE I think this tale would win my daughter too.
+ Good Brabantio,
+ Take up this mangled matter at the best:
+ Men do their broken weapons rather use
+ Than their bare hands.
+
+BRABANTIO I pray you, hear her speak:
+ If she confess that she was half the wooer,
+ Destruction on my head, if my bad blame
+ Light on the man! Come hither, gentle mistress:
+ Do you perceive in all this noble company
+ Where most you owe obedience?
+
+DESDEMONA My noble father,
+ I do perceive here a divided duty:
+ To you I am bound for life and education;
+ My life and education both do learn me
+ How to respect you; you are the lord of duty;
+ I am hitherto your daughter: but here's my husband,
+ And so much duty as my mother show'd
+ To you, preferring you before her father,
+ So much I challenge that I may profess
+ Due to the Moor my lord.
+
+BRABANTIO God be wi' you! I have done.
+ Please it your grace, on to the state-affairs:
+ I had rather to adopt a child than get it.
+ Come hither, Moor:
+ I here do give thee that with all my heart
+ Which, but thou hast already, with all my heart
+ I would keep from thee. For your sake, jewel,
+ I am glad at soul I have no other child:
+ For thy escape would teach me tyranny,
+ To hang clogs on them. I have done, my lord.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE Let me speak like yourself, and lay a sentence,
+ Which, as a grise or step, may help these lovers
+ Into your favour.
+ When remedies are past, the griefs are ended
+ By seeing the worst, which late on hopes depended.
+ To mourn a mischief that is past and gone
+ Is the next way to draw new mischief on.
+ What cannot be preserved when fortune takes
+ Patience her injury a mockery makes.
+ The robb'd that smiles steals something from the thief;
+ He robs himself that spends a bootless grief.
+
+BRABANTIO So let the Turk of Cyprus us beguile;
+ We lose it not, so long as we can smile.
+ He bears the sentence well that nothing bears
+ But the free comfort which from thence he hears,
+ But he bears both the sentence and the sorrow
+ That, to pay grief, must of poor patience borrow.
+ These sentences, to sugar, or to gall,
+ Being strong on both sides, are equivocal:
+ But words are words; I never yet did hear
+ That the bruised heart was pierced through the ear.
+ I humbly beseech you, proceed to the affairs of state.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE The Turk with a most mighty preparation makes for
+ Cyprus. Othello, the fortitude of the place is best
+ known to you; and though we have there a substitute
+ of most allowed sufficiency, yet opinion, a
+ sovereign mistress of effects, throws a more safer
+ voice on you: you must therefore be content to
+ slubber the gloss of your new fortunes with this
+ more stubborn and boisterous expedition.
+
+OTHELLO The tyrant custom, most grave senators,
+ Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war
+ My thrice-driven bed of down: I do agnise
+ A natural and prompt alacrity
+ I find in hardness, and do undertake
+ These present wars against the Ottomites.
+ Most humbly therefore bending to your state,
+ I crave fit disposition for my wife.
+ Due reference of place and exhibition,
+ With such accommodation and besort
+ As levels with her breeding.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE If you please,
+ Be't at her father's.
+
+BRABANTIO I'll not have it so.
+
+OTHELLO Nor I.
+
+DESDEMONA Nor I; I would not there reside,
+ To put my father in impatient thoughts
+ By being in his eye. Most gracious duke,
+ To my unfolding lend your prosperous ear;
+ And let me find a charter in your voice,
+ To assist my simpleness.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE What would You, Desdemona?
+
+DESDEMONA That I did love the Moor to live with him,
+ My downright violence and storm of fortunes
+ May trumpet to the world: my heart's subdued
+ Even to the very quality of my lord:
+ I saw Othello's visage in his mind,
+ And to his honour and his valiant parts
+ Did I my soul and fortunes consecrate.
+ So that, dear lords, if I be left behind,
+ A moth of peace, and he go to the war,
+ The rites for which I love him are bereft me,
+ And I a heavy interim shall support
+ By his dear absence. Let me go with him.
+
+OTHELLO Let her have your voices.
+ Vouch with me, heaven, I therefore beg it not,
+ To please the palate of my appetite,
+ Nor to comply with heat--the young affects
+ In me defunct--and proper satisfaction.
+ But to be free and bounteous to her mind:
+ And heaven defend your good souls, that you think
+ I will your serious and great business scant
+ For she is with me: no, when light-wing'd toys
+ Of feather'd Cupid seal with wanton dullness
+ My speculative and officed instruments,
+ That my disports corrupt and taint my business,
+ Let housewives make a skillet of my helm,
+ And all indign and base adversities
+ Make head against my estimation!
+
+DUKE OF VENICE Be it as you shall privately determine,
+ Either for her stay or going: the affair cries haste,
+ And speed must answer it.
+
+First Senator You must away to-night.
+
+OTHELLO With all my heart.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE At nine i' the morning here we'll meet again.
+ Othello, leave some officer behind,
+ And he shall our commission bring to you;
+ With such things else of quality and respect
+ As doth import you.
+
+OTHELLO So please your grace, my ancient;
+ A man he is of honest and trust:
+ To his conveyance I assign my wife,
+ With what else needful your good grace shall think
+ To be sent after me.
+
+DUKE OF VENICE Let it be so.
+ Good night to every one.
+
+ [To BRABANTIO]
+
+ And, noble signior,
+ If virtue no delighted beauty lack,
+ Your son-in-law is far more fair than black.
+
+First Senator Adieu, brave Moor, use Desdemona well.
+
+BRABANTIO Look to her, Moor, if thou hast eyes to see:
+ She has deceived her father, and may thee.
+
+ [Exeunt DUKE OF VENICE, Senators, Officers, &c]
+
+OTHELLO My life upon her faith! Honest Iago,
+ My Desdemona must I leave to thee:
+ I prithee, let thy wife attend on her:
+ And bring them after in the best advantage.
+
+ Come, Desdemona: I have but an hour
+ Of love, of worldly matters and direction,
+ To spend with thee: we must obey the time.
+
+ [Exeunt OTHELLO and DESDEMONA]
+
+RODERIGO Iago,--
+
+IAGO What say'st thou, noble heart?
+
+RODERIGO What will I do, thinkest thou?
+
+IAGO Why, go to bed, and sleep.
+
+RODERIGO I will incontinently drown myself.
+
+IAGO If thou dost, I shall never love thee after. Why,
+ thou silly gentleman!
+
+RODERIGO It is silliness to live when to live is torment; and
+ then have we a prescription to die when death is our physician.
+
+IAGO O villainous! I have looked upon the world for four
+ times seven years; and since I could distinguish
+ betwixt a benefit and an injury, I never found man
+ that knew how to love himself. Ere I would say, I
+ would drown myself for the love of a guinea-hen, I
+ would change my humanity with a baboon.
+
+RODERIGO What should I do? I confess it is my shame to be so
+ fond; but it is not in my virtue to amend it.
+
+IAGO Virtue! a fig! 'tis in ourselves that we are thus
+ or thus. Our bodies are our gardens, to the which
+ our wills are gardeners: so that if we will plant
+ nettles, or sow lettuce, set hyssop and weed up
+ thyme, supply it with one gender of herbs, or
+ distract it with many, either to have it sterile
+ with idleness, or manured with industry, why, the
+ power and corrigible authority of this lies in our
+ wills. If the balance of our lives had not one
+ scale of reason to poise another of sensuality, the
+ blood and baseness of our natures would conduct us
+ to most preposterous conclusions: but we have
+ reason to cool our raging motions, our carnal
+ stings, our unbitted lusts, whereof I take this that
+ you call love to be a sect or scion.
+
+RODERIGO It cannot be.
+
+IAGO It is merely a lust of the blood and a permission of
+ the will. Come, be a man. Drown thyself! drown
+ cats and blind puppies. I have professed me thy
+ friend and I confess me knit to thy deserving with
+ cables of perdurable toughness; I could never
+ better stead thee than now. Put money in thy
+ purse; follow thou the wars; defeat thy favour with
+ an usurped beard; I say, put money in thy purse. It
+ cannot be that Desdemona should long continue her
+ love to the Moor,-- put money in thy purse,--nor he
+ his to her: it was a violent commencement, and thou
+ shalt see an answerable sequestration:--put but
+ money in thy purse. These Moors are changeable in
+ their wills: fill thy purse with money:--the food
+ that to him now is as luscious as locusts, shall be
+ to him shortly as bitter as coloquintida. She must
+ change for youth: when she is sated with his body,
+ she will find the error of her choice: she must
+ have change, she must: therefore put money in thy
+ purse. If thou wilt needs damn thyself, do it a
+ more delicate way than drowning. Make all the money
+ thou canst: if sanctimony and a frail vow betwixt
+ an erring barbarian and a supersubtle Venetian not
+ too hard for my wits and all the tribe of hell, thou
+ shalt enjoy her; therefore make money. A pox of
+ drowning thyself! it is clean out of the way: seek
+ thou rather to be hanged in compassing thy joy than
+ to be drowned and go without her.
+
+RODERIGO Wilt thou be fast to my hopes, if I depend on
+ the issue?
+
+IAGO Thou art sure of me:--go, make money:--I have told
+ thee often, and I re-tell thee again and again, I
+ hate the Moor: my cause is hearted; thine hath no
+ less reason. Let us be conjunctive in our revenge
+ against him: if thou canst cuckold him, thou dost
+ thyself a pleasure, me a sport. There are many
+ events in the womb of time which will be delivered.
+ Traverse! go, provide thy money. We will have more
+ of this to-morrow. Adieu.
+
+RODERIGO Where shall we meet i' the morning?
+
+IAGO At my lodging.
+
+RODERIGO I'll be with thee betimes.
+
+IAGO Go to; farewell. Do you hear, Roderigo?
+
+RODERIGO What say you?
+
+IAGO No more of drowning, do you hear?
+
+RODERIGO I am changed: I'll go sell all my land.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+IAGO Thus do I ever make my fool my purse:
+ For I mine own gain'd knowledge should profane,
+ If I would time expend with such a snipe.
+ But for my sport and profit. I hate the Moor:
+ And it is thought abroad, that 'twixt my sheets
+ He has done my office: I know not if't be true;
+ But I, for mere suspicion in that kind,
+ Will do as if for surety. He holds me well;
+ The better shall my purpose work on him.
+ Cassio's a proper man: let me see now:
+ To get his place and to plume up my will
+ In double knavery--How, how? Let's see:--
+ After some time, to abuse Othello's ear
+ That he is too familiar with his wife.
+ He hath a person and a smooth dispose
+ To be suspected, framed to make women false.
+ The Moor is of a free and open nature,
+ That thinks men honest that but seem to be so,
+ And will as tenderly be led by the nose
+ As asses are.
+ I have't. It is engender'd. Hell and night
+ Must bring this monstrous birth to the world's light.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I A Sea-port in Cyprus. An open place near the quay.
+
+
+ [Enter MONTANO and two Gentlemen]
+
+MONTANO What from the cape can you discern at sea?
+
+First Gentleman Nothing at all: it is a highwrought flood;
+ I cannot, 'twixt the heaven and the main,
+ Descry a sail.
+
+MONTANO Methinks the wind hath spoke aloud at land;
+ A fuller blast ne'er shook our battlements:
+ If it hath ruffian'd so upon the sea,
+ What ribs of oak, when mountains melt on them,
+ Can hold the mortise? What shall we hear of this?
+
+Second Gentleman A segregation of the Turkish fleet:
+
+ For do but stand upon the foaming shore,
+ The chidden billow seems to pelt the clouds;
+ The wind-shaked surge, with high and monstrous mane,
+ seems to cast water on the burning bear,
+ And quench the guards of the ever-fixed pole:
+ I never did like molestation view
+ On the enchafed flood.
+
+MONTANO If that the Turkish fleet
+ Be not enshelter'd and embay'd, they are drown'd:
+ It is impossible they bear it out.
+
+ [Enter a third Gentleman]
+
+Third Gentleman News, lads! our wars are done.
+ The desperate tempest hath so bang'd the Turks,
+ That their designment halts: a noble ship of Venice
+ Hath seen a grievous wreck and sufferance
+ On most part of their fleet.
+
+MONTANO How! is this true?
+
+Third Gentleman The ship is here put in,
+ A Veronesa; Michael Cassio,
+ Lieutenant to the warlike Moor Othello,
+ Is come on shore: the Moor himself at sea,
+ And is in full commission here for Cyprus.
+
+MONTANO I am glad on't; 'tis a worthy governor.
+
+Third Gentleman But this same Cassio, though he speak of comfort
+ Touching the Turkish loss, yet he looks sadly,
+ And prays the Moor be safe; for they were parted
+ With foul and violent tempest.
+
+MONTANO Pray heavens he be;
+ For I have served him, and the man commands
+ Like a full soldier. Let's to the seaside, ho!
+ As well to see the vessel that's come in
+ As to throw out our eyes for brave Othello,
+ Even till we make the main and the aerial blue
+ An indistinct regard.
+
+Third Gentleman Come, let's do so:
+ For every minute is expectancy
+ Of more arrivance.
+
+ [Enter CASSIO]
+
+CASSIO Thanks, you the valiant of this warlike isle,
+ That so approve the Moor! O, let the heavens
+ Give him defence against the elements,
+ For I have lost us him on a dangerous sea.
+
+MONTANO Is he well shipp'd?
+
+CASSIO His bark is stoutly timber'd, his pilot
+ Of very expert and approved allowance;
+ Therefore my hopes, not surfeited to death,
+ Stand in bold cure.
+
+ [A cry within 'A sail, a sail, a sail!']
+
+ [Enter a fourth Gentleman]
+
+CASSIO What noise?
+
+Fourth Gentleman The town is empty; on the brow o' the sea
+ Stand ranks of people, and they cry 'A sail!'
+
+CASSIO My hopes do shape him for the governor.
+
+ [Guns heard]
+
+Second Gentlemen They do discharge their shot of courtesy:
+ Our friends at least.
+
+CASSIO I pray you, sir, go forth,
+ And give us truth who 'tis that is arrived.
+
+Second Gentleman I shall.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MONTANO But, good lieutenant, is your general wived?
+
+CASSIO Most fortunately: he hath achieved a maid
+ That paragons description and wild fame;
+ One that excels the quirks of blazoning pens,
+ And in the essential vesture of creation
+ Does tire the ingener.
+
+ [Re-enter second Gentleman]
+
+ How now! who has put in?
+
+Second Gentleman 'Tis one Iago, ancient to the general.
+
+CASSIO Has had most favourable and happy speed:
+ Tempests themselves, high seas, and howling winds,
+ The gutter'd rocks and congregated sands--
+ Traitors ensteep'd to clog the guiltless keel,--
+ As having sense of beauty, do omit
+ Their mortal natures, letting go safely by
+ The divine Desdemona.
+
+MONTANO What is she?
+
+CASSIO She that I spake of, our great captain's captain,
+ Left in the conduct of the bold Iago,
+ Whose footing here anticipates our thoughts
+ A se'nnight's speed. Great Jove, Othello guard,
+ And swell his sail with thine own powerful breath,
+ That he may bless this bay with his tall ship,
+ Make love's quick pants in Desdemona's arms,
+ Give renew'd fire to our extincted spirits
+ And bring all Cyprus comfort!
+
+ [Enter DESDEMONA, EMILIA, IAGO, RODERIGO, and
+ Attendants]
+
+ O, behold,
+ The riches of the ship is come on shore!
+ Ye men of Cyprus, let her have your knees.
+ Hail to thee, lady! and the grace of heaven,
+ Before, behind thee, and on every hand,
+ Enwheel thee round!
+
+DESDEMONA I thank you, valiant Cassio.
+ What tidings can you tell me of my lord?
+
+CASSIO He is not yet arrived: nor know I aught
+ But that he's well and will be shortly here.
+
+DESDEMONA O, but I fear--How lost you company?
+
+CASSIO The great contention of the sea and skies
+ Parted our fellowship--But, hark! a sail.
+
+ [Within 'A sail, a sail!' Guns heard]
+
+Second Gentleman They give their greeting to the citadel;
+ This likewise is a friend.
+
+CASSIO See for the news.
+
+ [Exit Gentleman]
+
+ Good ancient, you are welcome.
+
+ [To EMILIA]
+
+ Welcome, mistress.
+ Let it not gall your patience, good Iago,
+ That I extend my manners; 'tis my breeding
+ That gives me this bold show of courtesy.
+
+ [Kissing her]
+
+IAGO Sir, would she give you so much of her lips
+ As of her tongue she oft bestows on me,
+ You'll have enough.
+
+DESDEMONA Alas, she has no speech.
+
+IAGO In faith, too much;
+ I find it still, when I have list to sleep:
+ Marry, before your ladyship, I grant,
+ She puts her tongue a little in her heart,
+ And chides with thinking.
+
+EMILIA You have little cause to say so.
+
+IAGO Come on, come on; you are pictures out of doors,
+ Bells in your parlors, wild-cats in your kitchens,
+ Saints m your injuries, devils being offended,
+ Players in your housewifery, and housewives' in your beds.
+
+DESDEMONA O, fie upon thee, slanderer!
+
+IAGO Nay, it is true, or else I am a Turk:
+ You rise to play and go to bed to work.
+
+EMILIA You shall not write my praise.
+
+IAGO No, let me not.
+
+DESDEMONA What wouldst thou write of me, if thou shouldst
+ praise me?
+
+IAGO O gentle lady, do not put me to't;
+ For I am nothing, if not critical.
+
+DESDEMONA Come on assay. There's one gone to the harbour?
+
+IAGO Ay, madam.
+
+DESDEMONA I am not merry; but I do beguile
+ The thing I am, by seeming otherwise.
+ Come, how wouldst thou praise me?
+
+IAGO I am about it; but indeed my invention
+ Comes from my pate as birdlime does from frize;
+ It plucks out brains and all: but my Muse labours,
+ And thus she is deliver'd.
+ If she be fair and wise, fairness and wit,
+ The one's for use, the other useth it.
+
+DESDEMONA Well praised! How if she be black and witty?
+
+IAGO If she be black, and thereto have a wit,
+ She'll find a white that shall her blackness fit.
+
+DESDEMONA Worse and worse.
+
+EMILIA How if fair and foolish?
+
+IAGO She never yet was foolish that was fair;
+ For even her folly help'd her to an heir.
+
+DESDEMONA These are old fond paradoxes to make fools laugh i'
+ the alehouse. What miserable praise hast thou for
+ her that's foul and foolish?
+
+IAGO There's none so foul and foolish thereunto,
+ But does foul pranks which fair and wise ones do.
+
+DESDEMONA O heavy ignorance! thou praisest the worst best.
+ But what praise couldst thou bestow on a deserving
+ woman indeed, one that, in the authority of her
+ merit, did justly put on the vouch of very malice itself?
+
+IAGO She that was ever fair and never proud,
+ Had tongue at will and yet was never loud,
+ Never lack'd gold and yet went never gay,
+ Fled from her wish and yet said 'Now I may,'
+ She that being anger'd, her revenge being nigh,
+ Bade her wrong stay and her displeasure fly,
+ She that in wisdom never was so frail
+ To change the cod's head for the salmon's tail;
+ She that could think and ne'er disclose her mind,
+ See suitors following and not look behind,
+ She was a wight, if ever such wight were,--
+
+DESDEMONA To do what?
+
+IAGO To suckle fools and chronicle small beer.
+
+DESDEMONA O most lame and impotent conclusion! Do not learn
+ of him, Emilia, though he be thy husband. How say
+ you, Cassio? is he not a most profane and liberal
+ counsellor?
+
+CASSIO He speaks home, madam: You may relish him more in
+ the soldier than in the scholar.
+
+IAGO [Aside] He takes her by the palm: ay, well said,
+ whisper: with as little a web as this will I
+ ensnare as great a fly as Cassio. Ay, smile upon
+ her, do; I will gyve thee in thine own courtship.
+ You say true; 'tis so, indeed: if such tricks as
+ these strip you out of your lieutenantry, it had
+ been better you had not kissed your three fingers so
+ oft, which now again you are most apt to play the
+ sir in. Very good; well kissed! an excellent
+ courtesy! 'tis so, indeed. Yet again your fingers
+ to your lips? would they were clyster-pipes for your sake!
+
+ [Trumpet within]
+
+ The Moor! I know his trumpet.
+
+CASSIO 'Tis truly so.
+
+DESDEMONA Let's meet him and receive him.
+
+CASSIO Lo, where he comes!
+
+ [Enter OTHELLO and Attendants]
+
+OTHELLO O my fair warrior!
+
+DESDEMONA My dear Othello!
+
+OTHELLO It gives me wonder great as my content
+ To see you here before me. O my soul's joy!
+ If after every tempest come such calms,
+ May the winds blow till they have waken'd death!
+ And let the labouring bark climb hills of seas
+ Olympus-high and duck again as low
+ As hell's from heaven! If it were now to die,
+ 'Twere now to be most happy; for, I fear,
+ My soul hath her content so absolute
+ That not another comfort like to this
+ Succeeds in unknown fate.
+
+DESDEMONA The heavens forbid
+ But that our loves and comforts should increase,
+ Even as our days do grow!
+
+OTHELLO Amen to that, sweet powers!
+ I cannot speak enough of this content;
+ It stops me here; it is too much of joy:
+ And this, and this, the greatest discords be
+
+ [Kissing her]
+
+ That e'er our hearts shall make!
+
+IAGO [Aside] O, you are well tuned now!
+ But I'll set down the pegs that make this music,
+ As honest as I am.
+
+OTHELLO Come, let us to the castle.
+ News, friends; our wars are done, the Turks
+ are drown'd.
+ How does my old acquaintance of this isle?
+ Honey, you shall be well desired in Cyprus;
+ I have found great love amongst them. O my sweet,
+ I prattle out of fashion, and I dote
+ In mine own comforts. I prithee, good Iago,
+ Go to the bay and disembark my coffers:
+ Bring thou the master to the citadel;
+ He is a good one, and his worthiness
+ Does challenge much respect. Come, Desdemona,
+ Once more, well met at Cyprus.
+
+ [Exeunt OTHELLO, DESDEMONA, and Attendants]
+
+IAGO Do thou meet me presently at the harbour. Come
+ hither. If thou be'st valiant,-- as, they say, base
+ men being in love have then a nobility in their
+ natures more than is native to them--list me. The
+ lieutenant tonight watches on the court of
+ guard:--first, I must tell thee this--Desdemona is
+ directly in love with him.
+
+
+RODERIGO With him! why, 'tis not possible.
+
+IAGO Lay thy finger thus, and let thy soul be instructed.
+ Mark me with what violence she first loved the Moor,
+ but for bragging and telling her fantastical lies:
+ and will she love him still for prating? let not
+ thy discreet heart think it. Her eye must be fed;
+ and what delight shall she have to look on the
+ devil? When the blood is made dull with the act of
+ sport, there should be, again to inflame it and to
+ give satiety a fresh appetite, loveliness in favour,
+ sympathy in years, manners and beauties; all which
+ the Moor is defective in: now, for want of these
+ required conveniences, her delicate tenderness will
+ find itself abused, begin to heave the gorge,
+ disrelish and abhor the Moor; very nature will
+ instruct her in it and compel her to some second
+ choice. Now, sir, this granted,--as it is a most
+ pregnant and unforced position--who stands so
+ eminent in the degree of this fortune as Cassio
+ does? a knave very voluble; no further
+ conscionable than in putting on the mere form of
+ civil and humane seeming, for the better compassing
+ of his salt and most hidden loose affection? why,
+ none; why, none: a slipper and subtle knave, a
+ finder of occasions, that has an eye can stamp and
+ counterfeit advantages, though true advantage never
+ present itself; a devilish knave. Besides, the
+ knave is handsome, young, and hath all those
+ requisites in him that folly and green minds look
+ after: a pestilent complete knave; and the woman
+ hath found him already.
+
+RODERIGO I cannot believe that in her; she's full of
+ most blessed condition.
+
+IAGO Blessed fig's-end! the wine she drinks is made of
+ grapes: if she had been blessed, she would never
+ have loved the Moor. Blessed pudding! Didst thou
+ not see her paddle with the palm of his hand? didst
+ not mark that?
+
+RODERIGO Yes, that I did; but that was but courtesy.
+
+IAGO Lechery, by this hand; an index and obscure prologue
+ to the history of lust and foul thoughts. They met
+ so near with their lips that their breaths embraced
+ together. Villanous thoughts, Roderigo! when these
+ mutualities so marshal the way, hard at hand comes
+ the master and main exercise, the incorporate
+ conclusion, Pish! But, sir, be you ruled by me: I
+ have brought you from Venice. Watch you to-night;
+ for the command, I'll lay't upon you. Cassio knows
+ you not. I'll not be far from you: do you find
+ some occasion to anger Cassio, either by speaking
+ too loud, or tainting his discipline; or from what
+ other course you please, which the time shall more
+ favourably minister.
+
+RODERIGO Well.
+
+IAGO Sir, he is rash and very sudden in choler, and haply
+ may strike at you: provoke him, that he may; for
+ even out of that will I cause these of Cyprus to
+ mutiny; whose qualification shall come into no true
+ taste again but by the displanting of Cassio. So
+ shall you have a shorter journey to your desires by
+ the means I shall then have to prefer them; and the
+ impediment most profitably removed, without the
+ which there were no expectation of our prosperity.
+
+RODERIGO I will do this, if I can bring it to any
+ opportunity.
+
+IAGO I warrant thee. Meet me by and by at the citadel:
+ I must fetch his necessaries ashore. Farewell.
+
+RODERIGO Adieu.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+IAGO That Cassio loves her, I do well believe it;
+ That she loves him, 'tis apt and of great credit:
+ The Moor, howbeit that I endure him not,
+ Is of a constant, loving, noble nature,
+ And I dare think he'll prove to Desdemona
+ A most dear husband. Now, I do love her too;
+ Not out of absolute lust, though peradventure
+ I stand accountant for as great a sin,
+ But partly led to diet my revenge,
+ For that I do suspect the lusty Moor
+ Hath leap'd into my seat; the thought whereof
+ Doth, like a poisonous mineral, gnaw my inwards;
+ And nothing can or shall content my soul
+ Till I am even'd with him, wife for wife,
+ Or failing so, yet that I put the Moor
+ At least into a jealousy so strong
+ That judgment cannot cure. Which thing to do,
+ If this poor trash of Venice, whom I trash
+ For his quick hunting, stand the putting on,
+ I'll have our Michael Cassio on the hip,
+ Abuse him to the Moor in the rank garb--
+ For I fear Cassio with my night-cap too--
+ Make the Moor thank me, love me and reward me.
+ For making him egregiously an ass
+ And practising upon his peace and quiet
+ Even to madness. 'Tis here, but yet confused:
+ Knavery's plain face is never seen tin used.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II A street.
+
+
+ [Enter a Herald with a proclamation; People
+ following]
+
+Herald It is Othello's pleasure, our noble and valiant
+ general, that, upon certain tidings now arrived,
+ importing the mere perdition of the Turkish fleet,
+ every man put himself into triumph; some to dance,
+ some to make bonfires, each man to what sport and
+ revels his addiction leads him: for, besides these
+ beneficial news, it is the celebration of his
+ nuptial. So much was his pleasure should be
+ proclaimed. All offices are open, and there is full
+ liberty of feasting from this present hour of five
+ till the bell have told eleven. Heaven bless the
+ isle of Cyprus and our noble general Othello!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III A hall in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter OTHELLO, DESDEMONA, CASSIO, and Attendants]
+
+OTHELLO Good Michael, look you to the guard to-night:
+ Let's teach ourselves that honourable stop,
+ Not to outsport discretion.
+
+CASSIO Iago hath direction what to do;
+ But, notwithstanding, with my personal eye
+ Will I look to't.
+
+OTHELLO Iago is most honest.
+ Michael, good night: to-morrow with your earliest
+ Let me have speech with you.
+
+ [To DESDEMONA]
+
+ Come, my dear love,
+ The purchase made, the fruits are to ensue;
+ That profit's yet to come 'tween me and you.
+ Good night.
+
+ [Exeunt OTHELLO, DESDEMONA, and Attendants]
+
+ [Enter IAGO]
+
+CASSIO Welcome, Iago; we must to the watch.
+
+IAGO Not this hour, lieutenant; 'tis not yet ten o' the
+ clock. Our general cast us thus early for the love
+ of his Desdemona; who let us not therefore blame:
+ he hath not yet made wanton the night with her; and
+ she is sport for Jove.
+
+CASSIO She's a most exquisite lady.
+
+IAGO And, I'll warrant her, fun of game.
+
+CASSIO Indeed, she's a most fresh and delicate creature.
+
+IAGO What an eye she has! methinks it sounds a parley of
+ provocation.
+
+CASSIO An inviting eye; and yet methinks right modest.
+
+IAGO And when she speaks, is it not an alarum to love?
+
+CASSIO She is indeed perfection.
+
+IAGO Well, happiness to their sheets! Come, lieutenant, I
+ have a stoup of wine; and here without are a brace
+ of Cyprus gallants that would fain have a measure to
+ the health of black Othello.
+
+CASSIO Not to-night, good Iago: I have very poor and
+ unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish
+ courtesy would invent some other custom of
+ entertainment.
+
+IAGO O, they are our friends; but one cup: I'll drink for
+ you.
+
+CASSIO I have drunk but one cup to-night, and that was
+ craftily qualified too, and, behold, what innovation
+ it makes here: I am unfortunate in the infirmity,
+ and dare not task my weakness with any more.
+
+IAGO What, man! 'tis a night of revels: the gallants
+ desire it.
+
+CASSIO Where are they?
+
+IAGO Here at the door; I pray you, call them in.
+
+CASSIO I'll do't; but it dislikes me.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+IAGO If I can fasten but one cup upon him,
+ With that which he hath drunk to-night already,
+ He'll be as full of quarrel and offence
+ As my young mistress' dog. Now, my sick fool Roderigo,
+ Whom love hath turn'd almost the wrong side out,
+ To Desdemona hath to-night caroused
+ Potations pottle-deep; and he's to watch:
+ Three lads of Cyprus, noble swelling spirits,
+ That hold their honours in a wary distance,
+ The very elements of this warlike isle,
+ Have I to-night fluster'd with flowing cups,
+ And they watch too. Now, 'mongst this flock of drunkards,
+ Am I to put our Cassio in some action
+ That may offend the isle.--But here they come:
+ If consequence do but approve my dream,
+ My boat sails freely, both with wind and stream.
+
+ [Re-enter CASSIO; with him MONTANO and Gentlemen;
+ servants following with wine]
+
+CASSIO 'Fore God, they have given me a rouse already.
+
+MONTANO Good faith, a little one; not past a pint, as I am
+ a soldier.
+
+IAGO Some wine, ho!
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ And let me the canakin clink, clink;
+ And let me the canakin clink
+ A soldier's a man;
+ A life's but a span;
+ Why, then, let a soldier drink.
+ Some wine, boys!
+
+CASSIO 'Fore God, an excellent song.
+
+IAGO I learned it in England, where, indeed, they are
+ most potent in potting: your Dane, your German, and
+ your swag-bellied Hollander--Drink, ho!--are nothing
+ to your English.
+
+CASSIO Is your Englishman so expert in his drinking?
+
+IAGO Why, he drinks you, with facility, your Dane dead
+ drunk; he sweats not to overthrow your Almain; he
+ gives your Hollander a vomit, ere the next pottle
+ can be filled.
+
+CASSIO To the health of our general!
+
+MONTANO I am for it, lieutenant; and I'll do you justice.
+
+IAGO O sweet England!
+ King Stephen was a worthy peer,
+ His breeches cost him but a crown;
+ He held them sixpence all too dear,
+ With that he call'd the tailor lown.
+ He was a wight of high renown,
+ And thou art but of low degree:
+ 'Tis pride that pulls the country down;
+ Then take thine auld cloak about thee.
+ Some wine, ho!
+
+CASSIO Why, this is a more exquisite song than the other.
+
+IAGO Will you hear't again?
+
+CASSIO No; for I hold him to be unworthy of his place that
+ does those things. Well, God's above all; and there
+ be souls must be saved, and there be souls must not be saved.
+
+IAGO It's true, good lieutenant.
+
+CASSIO For mine own part,--no offence to the general, nor
+ any man of quality,--I hope to be saved.
+
+IAGO And so do I too, lieutenant.
+
+CASSIO Ay, but, by your leave, not before me; the
+ lieutenant is to be saved before the ancient. Let's
+ have no more of this; let's to our affairs.--Forgive
+ us our sins!--Gentlemen, let's look to our business.
+ Do not think, gentlemen. I am drunk: this is my
+ ancient; this is my right hand, and this is my left:
+ I am not drunk now; I can stand well enough, and
+ speak well enough.
+
+All Excellent well.
+
+CASSIO Why, very well then; you must not think then that I am drunk.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MONTANO To the platform, masters; come, let's set the watch.
+
+IAGO You see this fellow that is gone before;
+ He is a soldier fit to stand by Caesar
+ And give direction: and do but see his vice;
+ 'Tis to his virtue a just equinox,
+ The one as long as the other: 'tis pity of him.
+ I fear the trust Othello puts him in.
+ On some odd time of his infirmity,
+ Will shake this island.
+
+MONTANO But is he often thus?
+
+IAGO 'Tis evermore the prologue to his sleep:
+ He'll watch the horologe a double set,
+ If drink rock not his cradle.
+
+MONTANO It were well
+ The general were put in mind of it.
+ Perhaps he sees it not; or his good nature
+ Prizes the virtue that appears in Cassio,
+ And looks not on his evils: is not this true?
+
+ [Enter RODERIGO]
+
+IAGO [Aside to him] How now, Roderigo!
+ I pray you, after the lieutenant; go.
+
+ [Exit RODERIGO]
+
+MONTANO And 'tis great pity that the noble Moor
+ Should hazard such a place as his own second
+ With one of an ingraft infirmity:
+ It were an honest action to say
+ So to the Moor.
+
+IAGO Not I, for this fair island:
+ I do love Cassio well; and would do much
+ To cure him of this evil--But, hark! what noise?
+
+ [Cry within: 'Help! help!']
+
+ [Re-enter CASSIO, driving in RODERIGO]
+
+CASSIO You rogue! you rascal!
+
+MONTANO What's the matter, lieutenant?
+
+CASSIO A knave teach me my duty!
+ I'll beat the knave into a twiggen bottle.
+
+RODERIGO Beat me!
+
+CASSIO Dost thou prate, rogue?
+
+ [Striking RODERIGO]
+
+MONTANO Nay, good lieutenant;
+
+ [Staying him]
+
+ I pray you, sir, hold your hand.
+
+CASSIO Let me go, sir,
+ Or I'll knock you o'er the mazzard.
+
+MONTANO Come, come,
+ you're drunk.
+
+CASSIO Drunk!
+
+ [They fight]
+
+IAGO [Aside to RODERIGO] Away, I say; go out, and cry a mutiny.
+
+ [Exit RODERIGO]
+
+ Nay, good lieutenant,--alas, gentlemen;--
+ Help, ho!--Lieutenant,--sir,--Montano,--sir;
+ Help, masters!--Here's a goodly watch indeed!
+
+ [Bell rings]
+
+ Who's that which rings the bell?--Diablo, ho!
+ The town will rise: God's will, lieutenant, hold!
+ You will be shamed for ever.
+
+ [Re-enter OTHELLO and Attendants]
+
+OTHELLO What is the matter here?
+
+MONTANO 'Zounds, I bleed still; I am hurt to the death.
+
+ [Faints]
+
+OTHELLO Hold, for your lives!
+
+IAGO Hold, ho! Lieutenant,--sir--Montano,--gentlemen,--
+ Have you forgot all sense of place and duty?
+ Hold! the general speaks to you; hold, hold, for shame!
+
+OTHELLO Why, how now, ho! from whence ariseth this?
+ Are we turn'd Turks, and to ourselves do that
+ Which heaven hath forbid the Ottomites?
+ For Christian shame, put by this barbarous brawl:
+ He that stirs next to carve for his own rage
+ Holds his soul light; he dies upon his motion.
+ Silence that dreadful bell: it frights the isle
+ From her propriety. What is the matter, masters?
+ Honest Iago, that look'st dead with grieving,
+ Speak, who began this? on thy love, I charge thee.
+
+IAGO I do not know: friends all but now, even now,
+ In quarter, and in terms like bride and groom
+ Devesting them for bed; and then, but now--
+ As if some planet had unwitted men--
+ Swords out, and tilting one at other's breast,
+ In opposition bloody. I cannot speak
+ Any beginning to this peevish odds;
+ And would in action glorious I had lost
+ Those legs that brought me to a part of it!
+
+OTHELLO How comes it, Michael, you are thus forgot?
+
+CASSIO I pray you, pardon me; I cannot speak.
+
+OTHELLO Worthy Montano, you were wont be civil;
+ The gravity and stillness of your youth
+ The world hath noted, and your name is great
+ In mouths of wisest censure: what's the matter,
+ That you unlace your reputation thus
+ And spend your rich opinion for the name
+ Of a night-brawler? give me answer to it.
+
+MONTANO Worthy Othello, I am hurt to danger:
+ Your officer, Iago, can inform you,--
+ While I spare speech, which something now
+ offends me,--
+ Of all that I do know: nor know I aught
+ By me that's said or done amiss this night;
+ Unless self-charity be sometimes a vice,
+ And to defend ourselves it be a sin
+ When violence assails us.
+
+OTHELLO Now, by heaven,
+ My blood begins my safer guides to rule;
+ And passion, having my best judgment collied,
+ Assays to lead the way: if I once stir,
+ Or do but lift this arm, the best of you
+ Shall sink in my rebuke. Give me to know
+ How this foul rout began, who set it on;
+ And he that is approved in this offence,
+ Though he had twinn'd with me, both at a birth,
+ Shall lose me. What! in a town of war,
+ Yet wild, the people's hearts brimful of fear,
+ To manage private and domestic quarrel,
+ In night, and on the court and guard of safety!
+ 'Tis monstrous. Iago, who began't?
+
+MONTANO If partially affined, or leagued in office,
+ Thou dost deliver more or less than truth,
+ Thou art no soldier.
+
+IAGO Touch me not so near:
+ I had rather have this tongue cut from my mouth
+ Than it should do offence to Michael Cassio;
+ Yet, I persuade myself, to speak the truth
+ Shall nothing wrong him. Thus it is, general.
+ Montano and myself being in speech,
+ There comes a fellow crying out for help:
+ And Cassio following him with determined sword,
+ To execute upon him. Sir, this gentleman
+ Steps in to Cassio, and entreats his pause:
+ Myself the crying fellow did pursue,
+ Lest by his clamour--as it so fell out--
+ The town might fall in fright: he, swift of foot,
+ Outran my purpose; and I return'd the rather
+ For that I heard the clink and fall of swords,
+ And Cassio high in oath; which till to-night
+ I ne'er might say before. When I came back--
+ For this was brief--I found them close together,
+ At blow and thrust; even as again they were
+ When you yourself did part them.
+ More of this matter cannot I report:
+ But men are men; the best sometimes forget:
+ Though Cassio did some little wrong to him,
+ As men in rage strike those that wish them best,
+ Yet surely Cassio, I believe, received
+ From him that fled some strange indignity,
+ Which patience could not pass.
+
+OTHELLO I know, Iago,
+ Thy honesty and love doth mince this matter,
+ Making it light to Cassio. Cassio, I love thee
+ But never more be officer of mine.
+
+ [Re-enter DESDEMONA, attended]
+
+ Look, if my gentle love be not raised up!
+ I'll make thee an example.
+
+DESDEMONA What's the matter?
+
+OTHELLO All's well now, sweeting; come away to bed.
+ Sir, for your hurts, myself will be your surgeon:
+ Lead him off.
+
+ [To MONTANO, who is led off]
+
+ Iago, look with care about the town,
+ And silence those whom this vile brawl distracted.
+ Come, Desdemona: 'tis the soldiers' life
+ To have their balmy slumbers waked with strife.
+
+ [Exeunt all but IAGO and CASSIO]
+
+IAGO What, are you hurt, lieutenant?
+
+CASSIO Ay, past all surgery.
+
+IAGO Marry, heaven forbid!
+
+CASSIO Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, I have lost
+ my reputation! I have lost the immortal part of
+ myself, and what remains is bestial. My reputation,
+ Iago, my reputation!
+
+IAGO As I am an honest man, I thought you had received
+ some bodily wound; there is more sense in that than
+ in reputation. Reputation is an idle and most false
+ imposition: oft got without merit, and lost without
+ deserving: you have lost no reputation at all,
+ unless you repute yourself such a loser. What, man!
+ there are ways to recover the general again: you
+ are but now cast in his mood, a punishment more in
+ policy than in malice, even so as one would beat his
+ offenceless dog to affright an imperious lion: sue
+ to him again, and he's yours.
+
+CASSIO I will rather sue to be despised than to deceive so
+ good a commander with so slight, so drunken, and so
+ indiscreet an officer. Drunk? and speak parrot?
+ and squabble? swagger? swear? and discourse
+ fustian with one's own shadow? O thou invisible
+ spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by,
+ let us call thee devil!
+
+IAGO What was he that you followed with your sword? What
+ had he done to you?
+
+CASSIO I know not.
+
+IAGO Is't possible?
+
+CASSIO I remember a mass of things, but nothing distinctly;
+ a quarrel, but nothing wherefore. O God, that men
+ should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away
+ their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance
+ revel and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!
+
+IAGO Why, but you are now well enough: how came you thus
+ recovered?
+
+CASSIO It hath pleased the devil drunkenness to give place
+ to the devil wrath; one unperfectness shows me
+ another, to make me frankly despise myself.
+
+IAGO Come, you are too severe a moraler: as the time,
+ the place, and the condition of this country
+ stands, I could heartily wish this had not befallen;
+ but, since it is as it is, mend it for your own good.
+
+CASSIO I will ask him for my place again; he shall tell me
+ I am a drunkard! Had I as many mouths as Hydra,
+ such an answer would stop them all. To be now a
+ sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a
+ beast! O strange! Every inordinate cup is
+ unblessed and the ingredient is a devil.
+
+IAGO Come, come, good wine is a good familiar creature,
+ if it be well used: exclaim no more against it.
+ And, good lieutenant, I think you think I love you.
+
+CASSIO I have well approved it, sir. I drunk!
+
+IAGO You or any man living may be drunk! at a time, man.
+ I'll tell you what you shall do. Our general's wife
+ is now the general: may say so in this respect, for
+ that he hath devoted and given up himself to the
+ contemplation, mark, and denotement of her parts and
+ graces: confess yourself freely to her; importune
+ her help to put you in your place again: she is of
+ so free, so kind, so apt, so blessed a disposition,
+ she holds it a vice in her goodness not to do more
+ than she is requested: this broken joint between
+ you and her husband entreat her to splinter; and, my
+ fortunes against any lay worth naming, this
+ crack of your love shall grow stronger than it was before.
+
+CASSIO You advise me well.
+
+IAGO I protest, in the sincerity of love and honest kindness.
+
+CASSIO I think it freely; and betimes in the morning I will
+ beseech the virtuous Desdemona to undertake for me:
+ I am desperate of my fortunes if they cheque me here.
+
+IAGO You are in the right. Good night, lieutenant; I
+ must to the watch.
+
+CASSIO: Good night, honest Iago.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+IAGO And what's he then that says I play the villain?
+ When this advice is free I give and honest,
+ Probal to thinking and indeed the course
+ To win the Moor again? For 'tis most easy
+ The inclining Desdemona to subdue
+ In any honest suit: she's framed as fruitful
+ As the free elements. And then for her
+ To win the Moor--were't to renounce his baptism,
+ All seals and symbols of redeemed sin,
+ His soul is so enfetter'd to her love,
+ That she may make, unmake, do what she list,
+ Even as her appetite shall play the god
+ With his weak function. How am I then a villain
+ To counsel Cassio to this parallel course,
+ Directly to his good? Divinity of hell!
+ When devils will the blackest sins put on,
+ They do suggest at first with heavenly shows,
+ As I do now: for whiles this honest fool
+ Plies Desdemona to repair his fortunes
+ And she for him pleads strongly to the Moor,
+ I'll pour this pestilence into his ear,
+ That she repeals him for her body's lust;
+ And by how much she strives to do him good,
+ She shall undo her credit with the Moor.
+ So will I turn her virtue into pitch,
+ And out of her own goodness make the net
+ That shall enmesh them all.
+
+ [Re-enter RODERIGO]
+
+ How now, Roderigo!
+
+RODERIGO I do follow here in the chase, not like a hound that
+ hunts, but one that fills up the cry. My money is
+ almost spent; I have been to-night exceedingly well
+ cudgelled; and I think the issue will be, I shall
+ have so much experience for my pains, and so, with
+ no money at all and a little more wit, return again to Venice.
+
+IAGO How poor are they that have not patience!
+ What wound did ever heal but by degrees?
+ Thou know'st we work by wit, and not by witchcraft;
+ And wit depends on dilatory time.
+ Does't not go well? Cassio hath beaten thee.
+ And thou, by that small hurt, hast cashier'd Cassio:
+ Though other things grow fair against the sun,
+ Yet fruits that blossom first will first be ripe:
+ Content thyself awhile. By the mass, 'tis morning;
+ Pleasure and action make the hours seem short.
+ Retire thee; go where thou art billeted:
+ Away, I say; thou shalt know more hereafter:
+ Nay, get thee gone.
+
+ [Exit RODERIGO]
+
+ Two things are to be done:
+ My wife must move for Cassio to her mistress;
+ I'll set her on;
+ Myself the while to draw the Moor apart,
+ And bring him jump when he may Cassio find
+ Soliciting his wife: ay, that's the way
+ Dull not device by coldness and delay.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Before the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter CASSIO and some Musicians]
+
+CASSIO Masters, play here; I will content your pains;
+ Something that's brief; and bid 'Good morrow, general.'
+
+ [Music]
+
+ [Enter Clown]
+
+Clown Why masters, have your instruments been in Naples,
+ that they speak i' the nose thus?
+
+First Musician How, sir, how!
+
+Clown Are these, I pray you, wind-instruments?
+
+First Musician Ay, marry, are they, sir.
+
+Clown O, thereby hangs a tail.
+
+First Musician Whereby hangs a tale, sir?
+
+Clown Marry. sir, by many a wind-instrument that I know.
+ But, masters, here's money for you: and the general
+ so likes your music, that he desires you, for love's
+ sake, to make no more noise with it.
+
+First Musician Well, sir, we will not.
+
+Clown If you have any music that may not be heard, to't
+ again: but, as they say to hear music the general
+ does not greatly care.
+
+First Musician We have none such, sir.
+
+Clown Then put up your pipes in your bag, for I'll away:
+ go; vanish into air; away!
+
+ [Exeunt Musicians]
+
+CASSIO Dost thou hear, my honest friend?
+
+Clown No, I hear not your honest friend; I hear you.
+
+CASSIO Prithee, keep up thy quillets. There's a poor piece
+ of gold for thee: if the gentlewoman that attends
+ the general's wife be stirring, tell her there's
+ one Cassio entreats her a little favour of speech:
+ wilt thou do this?
+
+Clown She is stirring, sir: if she will stir hither, I
+ shall seem to notify unto her.
+
+CASSIO Do, good my friend.
+
+ [Exit Clown]
+
+ [Enter IAGO]
+
+ In happy time, Iago.
+
+IAGO You have not been a-bed, then?
+
+CASSIO Why, no; the day had broke
+ Before we parted. I have made bold, Iago,
+ To send in to your wife: my suit to her
+ Is, that she will to virtuous Desdemona
+ Procure me some access.
+
+IAGO I'll send her to you presently;
+ And I'll devise a mean to draw the Moor
+ Out of the way, that your converse and business
+ May be more free.
+
+CASSIO I humbly thank you for't.
+
+ [Exit IAGO]
+
+ I never knew
+ A Florentine more kind and honest.
+
+ [Enter EMILIA]
+
+EMILIA Good morrow, good Lieutenant: I am sorry
+ For your displeasure; but all will sure be well.
+ The general and his wife are talking of it;
+ And she speaks for you stoutly: the Moor replies,
+ That he you hurt is of great fame in Cyprus,
+ And great affinity, and that in wholesome wisdom
+ He might not but refuse you; but he protests he loves you
+ And needs no other suitor but his likings
+ To take the safest occasion by the front
+ To bring you in again.
+
+CASSIO Yet, I beseech you,
+ If you think fit, or that it may be done,
+ Give me advantage of some brief discourse
+ With Desdemona alone.
+
+EMILIA Pray you, come in;
+ I will bestow you where you shall have time
+ To speak your bosom freely.
+
+CASSIO I am much bound to you.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II A room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter OTHELLO, IAGO, and Gentlemen]
+
+OTHELLO These letters give, Iago, to the pilot;
+ And by him do my duties to the senate:
+ That done, I will be walking on the works;
+ Repair there to me.
+
+IAGO Well, my good lord, I'll do't.
+
+OTHELLO This fortification, gentlemen, shall we see't?
+
+Gentleman We'll wait upon your lordship.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III The garden of the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter DESDEMONA, CASSIO, and EMILIA]
+
+DESDEMONA Be thou assured, good Cassio, I will do
+ All my abilities in thy behalf.
+
+EMILIA Good madam, do: I warrant it grieves my husband,
+ As if the case were his.
+
+DESDEMONA O, that's an honest fellow. Do not doubt, Cassio,
+ But I will have my lord and you again
+ As friendly as you were.
+
+CASSIO Bounteous madam,
+ Whatever shall become of Michael Cassio,
+ He's never any thing but your true servant.
+
+DESDEMONA I know't; I thank you. You do love my lord:
+ You have known him long; and be you well assured
+ He shall in strangeness stand no further off
+ Than in a polite distance.
+
+CASSIO Ay, but, lady,
+ That policy may either last so long,
+ Or feed upon such nice and waterish diet,
+ Or breed itself so out of circumstance,
+ That, I being absent and my place supplied,
+ My general will forget my love and service.
+
+DESDEMONA Do not doubt that; before Emilia here
+ I give thee warrant of thy place: assure thee,
+ If I do vow a friendship, I'll perform it
+ To the last article: my lord shall never rest;
+ I'll watch him tame and talk him out of patience;
+ His bed shall seem a school, his board a shrift;
+ I'll intermingle every thing he does
+ With Cassio's suit: therefore be merry, Cassio;
+ For thy solicitor shall rather die
+ Than give thy cause away.
+
+EMILIA Madam, here comes my lord.
+
+CASSIO Madam, I'll take my leave.
+
+DESDEMONA Why, stay, and hear me speak.
+
+CASSIO Madam, not now: I am very ill at ease,
+ Unfit for mine own purposes.
+
+DESDEMONA Well, do your discretion.
+
+ [Exit CASSIO]
+
+ [Enter OTHELLO and IAGO]
+
+IAGO Ha! I like not that.
+
+OTHELLO What dost thou say?
+
+IAGO Nothing, my lord: or if--I know not what.
+
+OTHELLO Was not that Cassio parted from my wife?
+
+IAGO Cassio, my lord! No, sure, I cannot think it,
+ That he would steal away so guilty-like,
+ Seeing you coming.
+
+OTHELLO I do believe 'twas he.
+
+DESDEMONA How now, my lord!
+ I have been talking with a suitor here,
+ A man that languishes in your displeasure.
+
+OTHELLO Who is't you mean?
+
+DESDEMONA Why, your lieutenant, Cassio. Good my lord,
+ If I have any grace or power to move you,
+ His present reconciliation take;
+ For if he be not one that truly loves you,
+ That errs in ignorance and not in cunning,
+ I have no judgment in an honest face:
+ I prithee, call him back.
+
+OTHELLO Went he hence now?
+
+DESDEMONA Ay, sooth; so humbled
+ That he hath left part of his grief with me,
+ To suffer with him. Good love, call him back.
+
+OTHELLO Not now, sweet Desdemona; some other time.
+
+DESDEMONA But shall't be shortly?
+
+OTHELLO The sooner, sweet, for you.
+
+DESDEMONA Shall't be to-night at supper?
+
+OTHELLO No, not to-night.
+
+DESDEMONA To-morrow dinner, then?
+
+OTHELLO I shall not dine at home;
+ I meet the captains at the citadel.
+
+DESDEMONA Why, then, to-morrow night; or Tuesday morn;
+ On Tuesday noon, or night; on Wednesday morn:
+ I prithee, name the time, but let it not
+ Exceed three days: in faith, he's penitent;
+ And yet his trespass, in our common reason--
+ Save that, they say, the wars must make examples
+ Out of their best--is not almost a fault
+ To incur a private cheque. When shall he come?
+ Tell me, Othello: I wonder in my soul,
+ What you would ask me, that I should deny,
+ Or stand so mammering on. What! Michael Cassio,
+ That came a-wooing with you, and so many a time,
+ When I have spoke of you dispraisingly,
+ Hath ta'en your part; to have so much to do
+ To bring him in! Trust me, I could do much,--
+
+OTHELLO Prithee, no more: let him come when he will;
+ I will deny thee nothing.
+
+DESDEMONA Why, this is not a boon;
+ 'Tis as I should entreat you wear your gloves,
+ Or feed on nourishing dishes, or keep you warm,
+ Or sue to you to do a peculiar profit
+ To your own person: nay, when I have a suit
+ Wherein I mean to touch your love indeed,
+ It shall be full of poise and difficult weight
+ And fearful to be granted.
+
+OTHELLO I will deny thee nothing:
+ Whereon, I do beseech thee, grant me this,
+ To leave me but a little to myself.
+
+DESDEMONA Shall I deny you? no: farewell, my lord.
+
+OTHELLO Farewell, my Desdemona: I'll come to thee straight.
+
+DESDEMONA Emilia, come. Be as your fancies teach you;
+ Whate'er you be, I am obedient.
+
+ [Exeunt DESDEMONA and EMILIA]
+
+OTHELLO Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,
+ But I do love thee! and when I love thee not,
+ Chaos is come again.
+
+IAGO My noble lord--
+
+OTHELLO What dost thou say, Iago?
+
+IAGO Did Michael Cassio, when you woo'd my lady,
+ Know of your love?
+
+OTHELLO He did, from first to last: why dost thou ask?
+
+IAGO But for a satisfaction of my thought;
+ No further harm.
+
+OTHELLO Why of thy thought, Iago?
+
+IAGO I did not think he had been acquainted with her.
+
+OTHELLO O, yes; and went between us very oft.
+
+IAGO Indeed!
+
+OTHELLO Indeed! ay, indeed: discern'st thou aught in that?
+ Is he not honest?
+
+IAGO Honest, my lord!
+
+OTHELLO Honest! ay, honest.
+
+IAGO My lord, for aught I know.
+
+OTHELLO What dost thou think?
+
+IAGO Think, my lord!
+
+OTHELLO Think, my lord!
+ By heaven, he echoes me,
+ As if there were some monster in his thought
+ Too hideous to be shown. Thou dost mean something:
+ I heard thee say even now, thou likedst not that,
+ When Cassio left my wife: what didst not like?
+ And when I told thee he was of my counsel
+ In my whole course of wooing, thou criedst 'Indeed!'
+ And didst contract and purse thy brow together,
+ As if thou then hadst shut up in thy brain
+ Some horrible conceit: if thou dost love me,
+ Show me thy thought.
+
+IAGO My lord, you know I love you.
+
+OTHELLO I think thou dost;
+ And, for I know thou'rt full of love and honesty,
+ And weigh'st thy words before thou givest them breath,
+ Therefore these stops of thine fright me the more:
+ For such things in a false disloyal knave
+ Are tricks of custom, but in a man that's just
+ They are close delations, working from the heart
+ That passion cannot rule.
+
+IAGO For Michael Cassio,
+ I dare be sworn I think that he is honest.
+
+OTHELLO I think so too.
+
+IAGO Men should be what they seem;
+ Or those that be not, would they might seem none!
+
+OTHELLO Certain, men should be what they seem.
+
+IAGO Why, then, I think Cassio's an honest man.
+
+OTHELLO Nay, yet there's more in this:
+ I prithee, speak to me as to thy thinkings,
+ As thou dost ruminate, and give thy worst of thoughts
+ The worst of words.
+
+IAGO Good my lord, pardon me:
+ Though I am bound to every act of duty,
+ I am not bound to that all slaves are free to.
+ Utter my thoughts? Why, say they are vile and false;
+ As where's that palace whereinto foul things
+ Sometimes intrude not? who has a breast so pure,
+ But some uncleanly apprehensions
+ Keep leets and law-days and in session sit
+ With meditations lawful?
+
+OTHELLO Thou dost conspire against thy friend, Iago,
+ If thou but think'st him wrong'd and makest his ear
+ A stranger to thy thoughts.
+
+IAGO I do beseech you--
+ Though I perchance am vicious in my guess,
+ As, I confess, it is my nature's plague
+ To spy into abuses, and oft my jealousy
+ Shapes faults that are not--that your wisdom yet,
+ From one that so imperfectly conceits,
+ Would take no notice, nor build yourself a trouble
+ Out of his scattering and unsure observance.
+ It were not for your quiet nor your good,
+ Nor for my manhood, honesty, or wisdom,
+ To let you know my thoughts.
+
+OTHELLO What dost thou mean?
+
+IAGO Good name in man and woman, dear my lord,
+ Is the immediate jewel of their souls:
+ Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
+ 'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands:
+ But he that filches from me my good name
+ Robs me of that which not enriches him
+ And makes me poor indeed.
+
+OTHELLO By heaven, I'll know thy thoughts.
+
+IAGO You cannot, if my heart were in your hand;
+ Nor shall not, whilst 'tis in my custody.
+
+OTHELLO Ha!
+
+IAGO O, beware, my lord, of jealousy;
+ It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
+ The meat it feeds on; that cuckold lives in bliss
+ Who, certain of his fate, loves not his wronger;
+ But, O, what damned minutes tells he o'er
+ Who dotes, yet doubts, suspects, yet strongly loves!
+
+OTHELLO O misery!
+
+IAGO Poor and content is rich and rich enough,
+ But riches fineless is as poor as winter
+ To him that ever fears he shall be poor.
+ Good heaven, the souls of all my tribe defend
+ From jealousy!
+
+OTHELLO Why, why is this?
+ Think'st thou I'ld make a lie of jealousy,
+ To follow still the changes of the moon
+ With fresh suspicions? No; to be once in doubt
+ Is once to be resolved: exchange me for a goat,
+ When I shall turn the business of my soul
+ To such exsufflicate and blown surmises,
+ Matching thy inference. 'Tis not to make me jealous
+ To say my wife is fair, feeds well, loves company,
+ Is free of speech, sings, plays and dances well;
+ Where virtue is, these are more virtuous:
+ Nor from mine own weak merits will I draw
+ The smallest fear or doubt of her revolt;
+ For she had eyes, and chose me. No, Iago;
+ I'll see before I doubt; when I doubt, prove;
+ And on the proof, there is no more but this,--
+ Away at once with love or jealousy!
+
+IAGO I am glad of it; for now I shall have reason
+ To show the love and duty that I bear you
+ With franker spirit: therefore, as I am bound,
+ Receive it from me. I speak not yet of proof.
+ Look to your wife; observe her well with Cassio;
+ Wear your eye thus, not jealous nor secure:
+ I would not have your free and noble nature,
+ Out of self-bounty, be abused; look to't:
+ I know our country disposition well;
+ In Venice they do let heaven see the pranks
+ They dare not show their husbands; their best conscience
+ Is not to leave't undone, but keep't unknown.
+
+OTHELLO Dost thou say so?
+
+IAGO She did deceive her father, marrying you;
+ And when she seem'd to shake and fear your looks,
+ She loved them most.
+
+OTHELLO And so she did.
+
+IAGO Why, go to then;
+ She that, so young, could give out such a seeming,
+ To seal her father's eyes up close as oak-
+ He thought 'twas witchcraft--but I am much to blame;
+ I humbly do beseech you of your pardon
+ For too much loving you.
+
+OTHELLO I am bound to thee for ever.
+
+IAGO I see this hath a little dash'd your spirits.
+
+OTHELLO Not a jot, not a jot.
+
+IAGO I' faith, I fear it has.
+ I hope you will consider what is spoke
+ Comes from my love. But I do see you're moved:
+ I am to pray you not to strain my speech
+ To grosser issues nor to larger reach
+ Than to suspicion.
+
+OTHELLO I will not.
+
+IAGO Should you do so, my lord,
+ My speech should fall into such vile success
+ As my thoughts aim not at. Cassio's my worthy friend--
+ My lord, I see you're moved.
+
+OTHELLO No, not much moved:
+ I do not think but Desdemona's honest.
+
+IAGO Long live she so! and long live you to think so!
+
+OTHELLO And yet, how nature erring from itself,--
+
+IAGO Ay, there's the point: as--to be bold with you--
+ Not to affect many proposed matches
+ Of her own clime, complexion, and degree,
+ Whereto we see in all things nature tends--
+ Foh! one may smell in such a will most rank,
+ Foul disproportion thoughts unnatural.
+ But pardon me; I do not in position
+ Distinctly speak of her; though I may fear
+ Her will, recoiling to her better judgment,
+ May fall to match you with her country forms
+ And happily repent.
+
+OTHELLO Farewell, farewell:
+ If more thou dost perceive, let me know more;
+ Set on thy wife to observe: leave me, Iago:
+
+IAGO [Going] My lord, I take my leave.
+
+OTHELLO Why did I marry? This honest creature doubtless
+ Sees and knows more, much more, than he unfolds.
+
+IAGO [Returning] My lord, I would I might entreat
+ your honour
+ To scan this thing no further; leave it to time:
+ Though it be fit that Cassio have his place,
+ For sure, he fills it up with great ability,
+ Yet, if you please to hold him off awhile,
+ You shall by that perceive him and his means:
+ Note, if your lady strain his entertainment
+ With any strong or vehement importunity;
+ Much will be seen in that. In the mean time,
+ Let me be thought too busy in my fears--
+ As worthy cause I have to fear I am--
+ And hold her free, I do beseech your honour.
+
+OTHELLO Fear not my government.
+
+IAGO I once more take my leave.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+OTHELLO This fellow's of exceeding honesty,
+ And knows all qualities, with a learned spirit,
+ Of human dealings. If I do prove her haggard,
+ Though that her jesses were my dear heartstrings,
+ I'ld whistle her off and let her down the wind,
+ To pray at fortune. Haply, for I am black
+ And have not those soft parts of conversation
+ That chamberers have, or for I am declined
+ Into the vale of years,--yet that's not much--
+ She's gone. I am abused; and my relief
+ Must be to loathe her. O curse of marriage,
+ That we can call these delicate creatures ours,
+ And not their appetites! I had rather be a toad,
+ And live upon the vapour of a dungeon,
+ Than keep a corner in the thing I love
+ For others' uses. Yet, 'tis the plague of great ones;
+ Prerogatived are they less than the base;
+ 'Tis destiny unshunnable, like death:
+ Even then this forked plague is fated to us
+ When we do quicken. Desdemona comes:
+
+ [Re-enter DESDEMONA and EMILIA]
+
+ If she be false, O, then heaven mocks itself!
+ I'll not believe't.
+
+DESDEMONA How now, my dear Othello!
+ Your dinner, and the generous islanders
+ By you invited, do attend your presence.
+
+OTHELLO I am to blame.
+
+DESDEMONA Why do you speak so faintly?
+ Are you not well?
+
+OTHELLO I have a pain upon my forehead here.
+
+DESDEMONA 'Faith, that's with watching; 'twill away again:
+ Let me but bind it hard, within this hour
+ It will be well.
+
+OTHELLO Your napkin is too little:
+
+ [He puts the handkerchief from him; and it drops]
+
+ Let it alone. Come, I'll go in with you.
+
+DESDEMONA I am very sorry that you are not well.
+
+ [Exeunt OTHELLO and DESDEMONA]
+
+EMILIA I am glad I have found this napkin:
+ This was her first remembrance from the Moor:
+ My wayward husband hath a hundred times
+ Woo'd me to steal it; but she so loves the token,
+ For he conjured her she should ever keep it,
+ That she reserves it evermore about her
+ To kiss and talk to. I'll have the work ta'en out,
+ And give't Iago: what he will do with it
+ Heaven knows, not I;
+ I nothing but to please his fantasy.
+
+ [Re-enter Iago]
+
+IAGO How now! what do you here alone?
+
+EMILIA Do not you chide; I have a thing for you.
+
+IAGO A thing for me? it is a common thing--
+
+EMILIA Ha!
+
+IAGO To have a foolish wife.
+
+EMILIA O, is that all? What will you give me now
+ For the same handkerchief?
+
+IAGO What handkerchief?
+
+EMILIA What handkerchief?
+ Why, that the Moor first gave to Desdemona;
+ That which so often you did bid me steal.
+
+IAGO Hast stol'n it from her?
+
+EMILIA No, 'faith; she let it drop by negligence.
+ And, to the advantage, I, being here, took't up.
+ Look, here it is.
+
+IAGO A good wench; give it me.
+
+EMILIA What will you do with 't, that you have been
+ so earnest
+ To have me filch it?
+
+IAGO [Snatching it] Why, what's that to you?
+
+EMILIA If it be not for some purpose of import,
+ Give't me again: poor lady, she'll run mad
+ When she shall lack it.
+
+IAGO Be not acknown on 't; I have use for it.
+ Go, leave me.
+
+ [Exit EMILIA]
+
+ I will in Cassio's lodging lose this napkin,
+ And let him find it. Trifles light as air
+ Are to the jealous confirmations strong
+ As proofs of holy writ: this may do something.
+ The Moor already changes with my poison:
+ Dangerous conceits are, in their natures, poisons.
+ Which at the first are scarce found to distaste,
+ But with a little act upon the blood.
+ Burn like the mines of Sulphur. I did say so:
+ Look, where he comes!
+
+ [Re-enter OTHELLO]
+
+ Not poppy, nor mandragora,
+ Nor all the drowsy syrups of the world,
+ Shall ever medicine thee to that sweet sleep
+ Which thou owedst yesterday.
+
+OTHELLO Ha! ha! false to me?
+
+IAGO Why, how now, general! no more of that.
+
+OTHELLO Avaunt! be gone! thou hast set me on the rack:
+ I swear 'tis better to be much abused
+ Than but to know't a little.
+
+IAGO How now, my lord!
+
+OTHELLO What sense had I of her stol'n hours of lust?
+ I saw't not, thought it not, it harm'd not me:
+ I slept the next night well, was free and merry;
+ I found not Cassio's kisses on her lips:
+ He that is robb'd, not wanting what is stol'n,
+ Let him not know't, and he's not robb'd at all.
+
+IAGO I am sorry to hear this.
+
+OTHELLO I had been happy, if the general camp,
+ Pioners and all, had tasted her sweet body,
+ So I had nothing known. O, now, for ever
+ Farewell the tranquil mind! farewell content!
+ Farewell the plumed troop, and the big wars,
+ That make ambition virtue! O, farewell!
+ Farewell the neighing steed, and the shrill trump,
+ The spirit-stirring drum, the ear-piercing fife,
+ The royal banner, and all quality,
+ Pride, pomp and circumstance of glorious war!
+ And, O you mortal engines, whose rude throats
+ The immortal Jove's dead clamours counterfeit,
+ Farewell! Othello's occupation's gone!
+
+IAGO Is't possible, my lord?
+
+OTHELLO Villain, be sure thou prove my love a whore,
+ Be sure of it; give me the ocular proof:
+ Or by the worth of man's eternal soul,
+ Thou hadst been better have been born a dog
+ Than answer my waked wrath!
+
+IAGO Is't come to this?
+
+OTHELLO Make me to see't; or, at the least, so prove it,
+ That the probation bear no hinge nor loop
+ To hang a doubt on; or woe upon thy life!
+
+IAGO My noble lord,--
+
+OTHELLO If thou dost slander her and torture me,
+ Never pray more; abandon all remorse;
+ On horror's head horrors accumulate;
+ Do deeds to make heaven weep, all earth amazed;
+ For nothing canst thou to damnation add
+ Greater than that.
+
+IAGO O grace! O heaven forgive me!
+ Are you a man? have you a soul or sense?
+ God be wi' you; take mine office. O wretched fool.
+ That livest to make thine honesty a vice!
+ O monstrous world! Take note, take note, O world,
+ To be direct and honest is not safe.
+ I thank you for this profit; and from hence
+ I'll love no friend, sith love breeds such offence.
+
+OTHELLO Nay, stay: thou shouldst be honest.
+
+IAGO I should be wise, for honesty's a fool
+ And loses that it works for.
+
+OTHELLO By the world,
+ I think my wife be honest and think she is not;
+ I think that thou art just and think thou art not.
+ I'll have some proof. Her name, that was as fresh
+ As Dian's visage, is now begrimed and black
+ As mine own face. If there be cords, or knives,
+ Poison, or fire, or suffocating streams,
+ I'll not endure it. Would I were satisfied!
+
+IAGO I see, sir, you are eaten up with passion:
+ I do repent me that I put it to you.
+ You would be satisfied?
+
+OTHELLO Would! nay, I will.
+
+IAGO And may: but, how? how satisfied, my lord?
+ Would you, the supervisor, grossly gape on--
+ Behold her topp'd?
+
+OTHELLO Death and damnation! O!
+
+IAGO It were a tedious difficulty, I think,
+ To bring them to that prospect: damn them then,
+ If ever mortal eyes do see them bolster
+ More than their own! What then? how then?
+ What shall I say? Where's satisfaction?
+ It is impossible you should see this,
+ Were they as prime as goats, as hot as monkeys,
+ As salt as wolves in pride, and fools as gross
+ As ignorance made drunk. But yet, I say,
+ If imputation and strong circumstances,
+ Which lead directly to the door of truth,
+ Will give you satisfaction, you may have't.
+
+OTHELLO Give me a living reason she's disloyal.
+
+IAGO I do not like the office:
+ But, sith I am enter'd in this cause so far,
+ Prick'd to't by foolish honesty and love,
+ I will go on. I lay with Cassio lately;
+ And, being troubled with a raging tooth,
+ I could not sleep.
+ There are a kind of men so loose of soul,
+ That in their sleeps will mutter their affairs:
+ One of this kind is Cassio:
+ In sleep I heard him say 'Sweet Desdemona,
+ Let us be wary, let us hide our loves;'
+ And then, sir, would he gripe and wring my hand,
+ Cry 'O sweet creature!' and then kiss me hard,
+ As if he pluck'd up kisses by the roots
+ That grew upon my lips: then laid his leg
+ Over my thigh, and sigh'd, and kiss'd; and then
+ Cried 'Cursed fate that gave thee to the Moor!'
+
+OTHELLO O monstrous! monstrous!
+
+IAGO Nay, this was but his dream.
+
+OTHELLO But this denoted a foregone conclusion:
+ 'Tis a shrewd doubt, though it be but a dream.
+
+IAGO And this may help to thicken other proofs
+ That do demonstrate thinly.
+
+OTHELLO I'll tear her all to pieces.
+
+IAGO Nay, but be wise: yet we see nothing done;
+ She may be honest yet. Tell me but this,
+ Have you not sometimes seen a handkerchief
+ Spotted with strawberries in your wife's hand?
+
+OTHELLO I gave her such a one; 'twas my first gift.
+
+IAGO I know not that; but such a handkerchief--
+ I am sure it was your wife's--did I to-day
+ See Cassio wipe his beard with.
+
+OTHELLO If it be that--
+
+IAGO If it be that, or any that was hers,
+ It speaks against her with the other proofs.
+
+OTHELLO O, that the slave had forty thousand lives!
+ One is too poor, too weak for my revenge.
+ Now do I see 'tis true. Look here, Iago;
+ All my fond love thus do I blow to heaven.
+ 'Tis gone.
+ Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow cell!
+ Yield up, O love, thy crown and hearted throne
+ To tyrannous hate! Swell, bosom, with thy fraught,
+ For 'tis of aspics' tongues!
+
+IAGO Yet be content.
+
+OTHELLO O, blood, blood, blood!
+
+IAGO Patience, I say; your mind perhaps may change.
+
+OTHELLO Never, Iago: Like to the Pontic sea,
+ Whose icy current and compulsive course
+ Ne'er feels retiring ebb, but keeps due on
+ To the Propontic and the Hellespont,
+ Even so my bloody thoughts, with violent pace,
+ Shall ne'er look back, ne'er ebb to humble love,
+ Till that a capable and wide revenge
+ Swallow them up. Now, by yond marble heaven,
+
+ [Kneels]
+
+ In the due reverence of a sacred vow
+ I here engage my words.
+
+IAGO Do not rise yet.
+
+ [Kneels]
+
+ Witness, you ever-burning lights above,
+ You elements that clip us round about,
+ Witness that here Iago doth give up
+ The execution of his wit, hands, heart,
+ To wrong'd Othello's service! Let him command,
+ And to obey shall be in me remorse,
+ What bloody business ever.
+
+ [They rise]
+
+OTHELLO I greet thy love,
+ Not with vain thanks, but with acceptance bounteous,
+ And will upon the instant put thee to't:
+ Within these three days let me hear thee say
+ That Cassio's not alive.
+
+IAGO My friend is dead; 'tis done at your request:
+ But let her live.
+
+OTHELLO Damn her, lewd minx! O, damn her!
+ Come, go with me apart; I will withdraw,
+ To furnish me with some swift means of death
+ For the fair devil. Now art thou my lieutenant.
+
+IAGO I am your own for ever.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Before the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter DESDEMONA, EMILIA, and Clown]
+
+DESDEMONA Do you know, sirrah, where Lieutenant Cassio lies?
+
+Clown I dare not say he lies any where.
+
+DESDEMONA Why, man?
+
+Clown He's a soldier, and for one to say a soldier lies,
+ is stabbing.
+
+DESDEMONA Go to: where lodges he?
+
+Clown To tell you where he lodges, is to tell you where I lie.
+
+DESDEMONA Can any thing be made of this?
+
+Clown I know not where he lodges, and for me to devise a
+ lodging and say he lies here or he lies there, were
+ to lie in mine own throat.
+
+DESDEMONA Can you inquire him out, and be edified by report?
+
+Clown I will catechise the world for him; that is, make
+ questions, and by them answer.
+
+DESDEMONA Seek him, bid him come hither: tell him I have
+ moved my lord on his behalf, and hope all will be well.
+
+Clown To do this is within the compass of man's wit: and
+ therefore I will attempt the doing it.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DESDEMONA Where should I lose that handkerchief, Emilia?
+
+EMILIA I know not, madam.
+
+DESDEMONA Believe me, I had rather have lost my purse
+ Full of crusadoes: and, but my noble Moor
+ Is true of mind and made of no such baseness
+ As jealous creatures are, it were enough
+ To put him to ill thinking.
+
+EMILIA Is he not jealous?
+
+DESDEMONA Who, he? I think the sun where he was born
+ Drew all such humours from him.
+
+EMILIA Look, where he comes.
+
+DESDEMONA I will not leave him now till Cassio
+ Be call'd to him.
+
+ [Enter OTHELLO]
+
+ How is't with you, my lord
+
+OTHELLO Well, my good lady.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ O, hardness to dissemble!--
+ How do you, Desdemona?
+
+DESDEMONA Well, my good lord.
+
+OTHELLO Give me your hand: this hand is moist, my lady.
+
+DESDEMONA It yet hath felt no age nor known no sorrow.
+
+OTHELLO This argues fruitfulness and liberal heart:
+ Hot, hot, and moist: this hand of yours requires
+ A sequester from liberty, fasting and prayer,
+ Much castigation, exercise devout;
+ For here's a young and sweating devil here,
+ That commonly rebels. 'Tis a good hand,
+ A frank one.
+
+DESDEMONA You may, indeed, say so;
+ For 'twas that hand that gave away my heart.
+
+OTHELLO A liberal hand: the hearts of old gave hands;
+ But our new heraldry is hands, not hearts.
+
+DESDEMONA I cannot speak of this. Come now, your promise.
+
+OTHELLO What promise, chuck?
+
+DESDEMONA I have sent to bid Cassio come speak with you.
+
+OTHELLO I have a salt and sorry rheum offends me;
+ Lend me thy handkerchief.
+
+DESDEMONA Here, my lord.
+
+OTHELLO That which I gave you.
+
+DESDEMONA I have it not about me.
+
+OTHELLO Not?
+
+DESDEMONA No, indeed, my lord.
+
+OTHELLO That is a fault.
+
+ That handkerchief
+ Did an Egyptian to my mother give;
+ She was a charmer, and could almost read
+ The thoughts of people: she told her, while
+ she kept it,
+ 'Twould make her amiable and subdue my father
+ Entirely to her love, but if she lost it
+ Or made gift of it, my father's eye
+ Should hold her loathed and his spirits should hunt
+ After new fancies: she, dying, gave it me;
+ And bid me, when my fate would have me wive,
+ To give it her. I did so: and take heed on't;
+ Make it a darling like your precious eye;
+ To lose't or give't away were such perdition
+ As nothing else could match.
+
+DESDEMONA Is't possible?
+
+OTHELLO 'Tis true: there's magic in the web of it:
+ A sibyl, that had number'd in the world
+ The sun to course two hundred compasses,
+ In her prophetic fury sew'd the work;
+ The worms were hallow'd that did breed the silk;
+ And it was dyed in mummy which the skilful
+ Conserved of maidens' hearts.
+
+DESDEMONA Indeed! is't true?
+
+OTHELLO Most veritable; therefore look to't well.
+
+DESDEMONA Then would to God that I had never seen't!
+
+OTHELLO Ha! wherefore?
+
+DESDEMONA Why do you speak so startingly and rash?
+
+OTHELLO Is't lost? is't gone? speak, is it out
+ o' the way?
+
+DESDEMONA Heaven bless us!
+
+OTHELLO Say you?
+
+DESDEMONA It is not lost; but what an if it were?
+
+OTHELLO How!
+
+DESDEMONA I say, it is not lost.
+
+OTHELLO Fetch't, let me see't.
+
+DESDEMONA Why, so I can, sir, but I will not now.
+ This is a trick to put me from my suit:
+ Pray you, let Cassio be received again.
+
+OTHELLO Fetch me the handkerchief: my mind misgives.
+
+DESDEMONA Come, come;
+ You'll never meet a more sufficient man.
+
+OTHELLO The handkerchief!
+
+DESDEMONA I pray, talk me of Cassio.
+
+OTHELLO The handkerchief!
+
+DESDEMONA A man that all his time
+ Hath founded his good fortunes on your love,
+ Shared dangers with you,--
+
+OTHELLO The handkerchief!
+
+DESDEMONA In sooth, you are to blame.
+
+OTHELLO Away!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+EMILIA Is not this man jealous?
+
+DESDEMONA I ne'er saw this before.
+ Sure, there's some wonder in this handkerchief:
+ I am most unhappy in the loss of it.
+
+EMILIA 'Tis not a year or two shows us a man:
+ They are all but stomachs, and we all but food;
+ To eat us hungerly, and when they are full,
+ They belch us. Look you, Cassio and my husband!
+
+ [Enter CASSIO and IAGO]
+
+IAGO There is no other way; 'tis she must do't:
+ And, lo, the happiness! go, and importune her.
+
+DESDEMONA How now, good Cassio! what's the news with you?
+
+CASSIO Madam, my former suit: I do beseech you
+ That by your virtuous means I may again
+ Exist, and be a member of his love
+ Whom I with all the office of my heart
+ Entirely honour: I would not be delay'd.
+ If my offence be of such mortal kind
+ That nor my service past, nor present sorrows,
+ Nor purposed merit in futurity,
+ Can ransom me into his love again,
+ But to know so must be my benefit;
+ So shall I clothe me in a forced content,
+ And shut myself up in some other course,
+ To fortune's alms.
+
+DESDEMONA Alas, thrice-gentle Cassio!
+ My advocation is not now in tune;
+ My lord is not my lord; nor should I know him,
+ Were he in favour as in humour alter'd.
+ So help me every spirit sanctified,
+ As I have spoken for you all my best
+ And stood within the blank of his displeasure
+ For my free speech! you must awhile be patient:
+ What I can do I will; and more I will
+ Than for myself I dare: let that suffice you.
+
+IAGO Is my lord angry?
+
+EMILIA He went hence but now,
+ And certainly in strange unquietness.
+
+IAGO Can he be angry? I have seen the cannon,
+ When it hath blown his ranks into the air,
+ And, like the devil, from his very arm
+ Puff'd his own brother:--and can he be angry?
+ Something of moment then: I will go meet him:
+ There's matter in't indeed, if he be angry.
+
+DESDEMONA I prithee, do so.
+
+ [Exit IAGO]
+
+ Something, sure, of state,
+ Either from Venice, or some unhatch'd practise
+ Made demonstrable here in Cyprus to him,
+ Hath puddled his clear spirit: and in such cases
+ Men's natures wrangle with inferior things,
+ Though great ones are their object. 'Tis even so;
+ For let our finger ache, and it indues
+ Our other healthful members even to that sense
+ Of pain: nay, we must think men are not gods,
+ Nor of them look for such observances
+ As fit the bridal. Beshrew me much, Emilia,
+ I was, unhandsome warrior as I am,
+ Arraigning his unkindness with my soul;
+ But now I find I had suborn'd the witness,
+ And he's indicted falsely.
+
+EMILIA Pray heaven it be state-matters, as you think,
+ And no conception nor no jealous toy
+ Concerning you.
+
+DESDEMONA Alas the day! I never gave him cause.
+
+EMILIA But jealous souls will not be answer'd so;
+ They are not ever jealous for the cause,
+ But jealous for they are jealous: 'tis a monster
+ Begot upon itself, born on itself.
+
+DESDEMONA Heaven keep that monster from Othello's mind!
+
+EMILIA Lady, amen.
+
+DESDEMONA I will go seek him. Cassio, walk hereabout:
+ If I do find him fit, I'll move your suit
+ And seek to effect it to my uttermost.
+
+CASSIO I humbly thank your ladyship.
+
+ [Exeunt DESDEMONA and EMILIA]
+
+ [Enter BIANCA]
+
+BIANCA Save you, friend Cassio!
+
+CASSIO What make you from home?
+ How is it with you, my most fair Bianca?
+ I' faith, sweet love, I was coming to your house.
+
+BIANCA And I was going to your lodging, Cassio.
+ What, keep a week away? seven days and nights?
+ Eight score eight hours? and lovers' absent hours,
+ More tedious than the dial eight score times?
+ O weary reckoning!
+
+CASSIO Pardon me, Bianca:
+ I have this while with leaden thoughts been press'd:
+ But I shall, in a more continuate time,
+ Strike off this score of absence. Sweet Bianca,
+
+ [Giving her DESDEMONA's handkerchief]
+
+ Take me this work out.
+
+BIANCA O Cassio, whence came this?
+ This is some token from a newer friend:
+ To the felt absence now I feel a cause:
+ Is't come to this? Well, well.
+
+CASSIO Go to, woman!
+ Throw your vile guesses in the devil's teeth,
+ From whence you have them. You are jealous now
+ That this is from some mistress, some remembrance:
+ No, in good troth, Bianca.
+
+BIANCA Why, whose is it?
+
+CASSIO I know not, sweet: I found it in my chamber.
+ I like the work well: ere it be demanded--
+ As like enough it will--I'ld have it copied:
+ Take it, and do't; and leave me for this time.
+
+BIANCA Leave you! wherefore?
+
+CASSIO I do attend here on the general;
+ And think it no addition, nor my wish,
+ To have him see me woman'd.
+
+BIANCA Why, I pray you?
+
+CASSIO Not that I love you not.
+
+BIANCA But that you do not love me.
+ I pray you, bring me on the way a little,
+ And say if I shall see you soon at night.
+
+CASSIO 'Tis but a little way that I can bring you;
+ For I attend here: but I'll see you soon.
+
+BIANCA 'Tis very good; I must be circumstanced.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Cyprus. Before the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter OTHELLO and IAGO]
+
+IAGO Will you think so?
+
+OTHELLO Think so, Iago!
+
+IAGO What,
+ To kiss in private?
+
+OTHELLO An unauthorized kiss.
+
+IAGO Or to be naked with her friend in bed
+ An hour or more, not meaning any harm?
+
+OTHELLO Naked in bed, Iago, and not mean harm!
+ It is hypocrisy against the devil:
+ They that mean virtuously, and yet do so,
+ The devil their virtue tempts, and they tempt heaven.
+
+IAGO So they do nothing, 'tis a venial slip:
+ But if I give my wife a handkerchief,--
+
+OTHELLO What then?
+
+IAGO Why, then, 'tis hers, my lord; and, being hers,
+ She may, I think, bestow't on any man.
+
+OTHELLO She is protectress of her honour too:
+ May she give that?
+
+IAGO Her honour is an essence that's not seen;
+ They have it very oft that have it not:
+ But, for the handkerchief,--
+
+OTHELLO By heaven, I would most gladly have forgot it.
+ Thou said'st, it comes o'er my memory,
+ As doth the raven o'er the infected house,
+ Boding to all--he had my handkerchief.
+
+IAGO Ay, what of that?
+
+OTHELLO That's not so good now.
+
+IAGO What,
+ If I had said I had seen him do you wrong?
+ Or heard him say,--as knaves be such abroad,
+ Who having, by their own importunate suit,
+ Or voluntary dotage of some mistress,
+ Convinced or supplied them, cannot choose
+ But they must blab--
+
+OTHELLO Hath he said any thing?
+
+IAGO He hath, my lord; but be you well assured,
+ No more than he'll unswear.
+
+OTHELLO What hath he said?
+
+IAGO 'Faith, that he did--I know not what he did.
+
+OTHELLO What? what?
+
+IAGO Lie--
+
+OTHELLO With her?
+
+IAGO With her, on her; what you will.
+
+OTHELLO Lie with her! lie on her! We say lie on her, when
+ they belie her. Lie with her! that's fulsome.
+ --Handkerchief--confessions--handkerchief!--To
+ confess, and be hanged for his labour;--first, to be
+ hanged, and then to confess.--I tremble at it.
+ Nature would not invest herself in such shadowing
+ passion without some instruction. It is not words
+ that shake me thus. Pish! Noses, ears, and lips.
+ --Is't possible?--Confess--handkerchief!--O devil!--
+
+ [Falls in a trance]
+
+IAGO Work on,
+ My medicine, work! Thus credulous fools are caught;
+ And many worthy and chaste dames even thus,
+ All guiltless, meet reproach. What, ho! my lord!
+ My lord, I say! Othello!
+
+ [Enter CASSIO]
+
+ How now, Cassio!
+
+CASSIO What's the matter?
+
+IAGO My lord is fall'n into an epilepsy:
+ This is his second fit; he had one yesterday.
+
+CASSIO Rub him about the temples.
+
+IAGO No, forbear;
+ The lethargy must have his quiet course:
+ If not, he foams at mouth and by and by
+ Breaks out to savage madness. Look he stirs:
+ Do you withdraw yourself a little while,
+ He will recover straight: when he is gone,
+ I would on great occasion speak with you.
+
+ [Exit CASSIO]
+
+ How is it, general? have you not hurt your head?
+
+OTHELLO Dost thou mock me?
+
+IAGO I mock you! no, by heaven.
+ Would you would bear your fortune like a man!
+
+OTHELLO A horned man's a monster and a beast.
+
+IAGO There's many a beast then in a populous city,
+ And many a civil monster.
+
+OTHELLO Did he confess it?
+
+IAGO Good sir, be a man;
+ Think every bearded fellow that's but yoked
+ May draw with you: there's millions now alive
+ That nightly lie in those unproper beds
+ Which they dare swear peculiar: your case is better.
+ O, 'tis the spite of hell, the fiend's arch-mock,
+ To lip a wanton in a secure couch,
+ And to suppose her chaste! No, let me know;
+ And knowing what I am, I know what she shall be.
+
+OTHELLO O, thou art wise; 'tis certain.
+
+IAGO Stand you awhile apart;
+ Confine yourself but in a patient list.
+ Whilst you were here o'erwhelmed with your grief--
+ A passion most unsuiting such a man--
+ Cassio came hither: I shifted him away,
+ And laid good 'scuse upon your ecstasy,
+ Bade him anon return and here speak with me;
+ The which he promised. Do but encave yourself,
+ And mark the fleers, the gibes, and notable scorns,
+ That dwell in every region of his face;
+ For I will make him tell the tale anew,
+ Where, how, how oft, how long ago, and when
+ He hath, and is again to cope your wife:
+ I say, but mark his gesture. Marry, patience;
+ Or I shall say you are all in all in spleen,
+ And nothing of a man.
+
+OTHELLO Dost thou hear, Iago?
+ I will be found most cunning in my patience;
+ But--dost thou hear?--most bloody.
+
+IAGO That's not amiss;
+ But yet keep time in all. Will you withdraw?
+
+ [OTHELLO retires]
+
+ Now will I question Cassio of Bianca,
+ A housewife that by selling her desires
+ Buys herself bread and clothes: it is a creature
+ That dotes on Cassio; as 'tis the strumpet's plague
+ To beguile many and be beguiled by one:
+ He, when he hears of her, cannot refrain
+ From the excess of laughter. Here he comes:
+
+ [Re-enter CASSIO]
+
+ As he shall smile, Othello shall go mad;
+ And his unbookish jealousy must construe
+ Poor Cassio's smiles, gestures and light behavior,
+ Quite in the wrong. How do you now, lieutenant?
+
+CASSIO The worser that you give me the addition
+ Whose want even kills me.
+
+IAGO Ply Desdemona well, and you are sure on't.
+
+ [Speaking lower]
+
+ Now, if this suit lay in Bianco's power,
+ How quickly should you speed!
+
+CASSIO Alas, poor caitiff!
+
+OTHELLO Look, how he laughs already!
+
+IAGO I never knew woman love man so.
+
+CASSIO Alas, poor rogue! I think, i' faith, she loves me.
+
+OTHELLO Now he denies it faintly, and laughs it out.
+
+IAGO Do you hear, Cassio?
+
+OTHELLO Now he importunes him
+ To tell it o'er: go to; well said, well said.
+
+IAGO She gives it out that you shall marry hey:
+ Do you intend it?
+
+CASSIO Ha, ha, ha!
+
+OTHELLO Do you triumph, Roman? do you triumph?
+
+CASSIO I marry her! what? a customer! Prithee, bear some
+ charity to my wit: do not think it so unwholesome.
+ Ha, ha, ha!
+
+OTHELLO So, so, so, so: they laugh that win.
+
+IAGO 'Faith, the cry goes that you shall marry her.
+
+CASSIO Prithee, say true.
+
+IAGO I am a very villain else.
+
+OTHELLO Have you scored me? Well.
+
+CASSIO This is the monkey's own giving out: she is
+ persuaded I will marry her, out of her own love and
+ flattery, not out of my promise.
+
+OTHELLO Iago beckons me; now he begins the story.
+
+CASSIO She was here even now; she haunts me in every place.
+ I was the other day talking on the sea-bank with
+ certain Venetians; and thither comes the bauble,
+ and, by this hand, she falls me thus about my neck--
+
+OTHELLO Crying 'O dear Cassio!' as it were: his gesture
+ imports it.
+
+CASSIO So hangs, and lolls, and weeps upon me; so hales,
+ and pulls me: ha, ha, ha!
+
+OTHELLO Now he tells how she plucked him to my chamber. O,
+ I see that nose of yours, but not that dog I shall
+ throw it to.
+
+CASSIO Well, I must leave her company.
+
+IAGO Before me! look, where she comes.
+
+CASSIO 'Tis such another fitchew! marry a perfumed one.
+
+ [Enter BIANCA]
+
+ What do you mean by this haunting of me?
+
+BIANCA Let the devil and his dam haunt you! What did you
+ mean by that same handkerchief you gave me even now?
+ I was a fine fool to take it. I must take out the
+ work?--A likely piece of work, that you should find
+ it in your chamber, and not know who left it there!
+ This is some minx's token, and I must take out the
+ work? There; give it your hobby-horse: wheresoever
+ you had it, I'll take out no work on't.
+
+CASSIO How now, my sweet Bianca! how now! how now!
+
+OTHELLO By heaven, that should be my handkerchief!
+
+BIANCA An you'll come to supper to-night, you may; an you
+ will not, come when you are next prepared for.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+IAGO After her, after her.
+
+CASSIO 'Faith, I must; she'll rail in the street else.
+
+IAGO Will you sup there?
+
+CASSIO 'Faith, I intend so.
+
+IAGO Well, I may chance to see you; for I would very fain
+ speak with you.
+
+CASSIO Prithee, come; will you?
+
+IAGO Go to; say no more.
+
+ [Exit CASSIO]
+
+OTHELLO [Advancing] How shall I murder him, Iago?
+
+IAGO Did you perceive how he laughed at his vice?
+
+OTHELLO O Iago!
+
+IAGO And did you see the handkerchief?
+
+OTHELLO Was that mine?
+
+IAGO Yours by this hand: and to see how he prizes the
+ foolish woman your wife! she gave it him, and he
+ hath given it his whore.
+
+OTHELLO I would have him nine years a-killing.
+ A fine woman! a fair woman! a sweet woman!
+
+IAGO Nay, you must forget that.
+
+OTHELLO Ay, let her rot, and perish, and be damned to-night;
+ for she shall not live: no, my heart is turned to
+ stone; I strike it, and it hurts my hand. O, the
+ world hath not a sweeter creature: she might lie by
+ an emperor's side and command him tasks.
+
+IAGO Nay, that's not your way.
+
+OTHELLO Hang her! I do but say what she is: so delicate
+ with her needle: an admirable musician: O! she
+ will sing the savageness out of a bear: of so high
+ and plenteous wit and invention:--
+
+IAGO She's the worse for all this.
+
+OTHELLO O, a thousand thousand times: and then, of so
+ gentle a condition!
+
+IAGO Ay, too gentle.
+
+OTHELLO Nay, that's certain: but yet the pity of it, Iago!
+ O Iago, the pity of it, Iago!
+
+IAGO If you are so fond over her iniquity, give her
+ patent to offend; for, if it touch not you, it comes
+ near nobody.
+
+OTHELLO I will chop her into messes: cuckold me!
+
+IAGO O, 'tis foul in her.
+
+OTHELLO With mine officer!
+
+IAGO That's fouler.
+
+OTHELLO Get me some poison, Iago; this night: I'll not
+ expostulate with her, lest her body and beauty
+ unprovide my mind again: this night, Iago.
+
+IAGO Do it not with poison, strangle her in her bed, even
+ the bed she hath contaminated.
+
+OTHELLO Good, good: the justice of it pleases: very good.
+
+IAGO And for Cassio, let me be his undertaker: you
+ shall hear more by midnight.
+
+OTHELLO Excellent good.
+
+ [A trumpet within]
+
+ What trumpet is that same?
+
+IAGO Something from Venice, sure. 'Tis Lodovico
+ Come from the duke: and, see, your wife is with him.
+
+ [Enter LODOVICO, DESDEMONA, and Attendants]
+
+LODOVICO Save you, worthy general!
+
+OTHELLO With all my heart, sir.
+
+LODOVICO The duke and senators of Venice greet you.
+
+ [Gives him a letter]
+
+OTHELLO I kiss the instrument of their pleasures.
+
+ [Opens the letter, and reads]
+
+DESDEMONA And what's the news, good cousin Lodovico?
+
+IAGO I am very glad to see you, signior
+ Welcome to Cyprus.
+
+LODOVICO I thank you. How does Lieutenant Cassio?
+
+IAGO Lives, sir.
+
+DESDEMONA Cousin, there's fall'n between him and my lord
+ An unkind breach: but you shall make all well.
+
+OTHELLO Are you sure of that?
+
+DESDEMONA My lord?
+
+OTHELLO [Reads] 'This fail you not to do, as you will--'
+
+LODOVICO He did not call; he's busy in the paper.
+ Is there division 'twixt my lord and Cassio?
+
+DESDEMONA A most unhappy one: I would do much
+ To atone them, for the love I bear to Cassio.
+
+OTHELLO Fire and brimstone!
+
+DESDEMONA My lord?
+
+OTHELLO Are you wise?
+
+DESDEMONA What, is he angry?
+
+LODOVICO May be the letter moved him;
+ For, as I think, they do command him home,
+ Deputing Cassio in his government.
+
+DESDEMONA Trust me, I am glad on't.
+
+OTHELLO Indeed!
+
+DESDEMONA My lord?
+
+OTHELLO I am glad to see you mad.
+
+DESDEMONA Why, sweet Othello,--
+
+OTHELLO [Striking her] Devil!
+
+DESDEMONA I have not deserved this.
+
+LODOVICO My lord, this would not be believed in Venice,
+ Though I should swear I saw't: 'tis very much:
+ Make her amends; she weeps.
+
+OTHELLO O devil, devil!
+ If that the earth could teem with woman's tears,
+ Each drop she falls would prove a crocodile.
+ Out of my sight!
+
+DESDEMONA I will not stay to offend you.
+
+ [Going]
+
+LODOVICO Truly, an obedient lady:
+ I do beseech your lordship, call her back.
+
+OTHELLO Mistress!
+
+DESDEMONA My lord?
+
+OTHELLO What would you with her, sir?
+
+LODOVICO Who, I, my lord?
+
+OTHELLO Ay; you did wish that I would make her turn:
+ Sir, she can turn, and turn, and yet go on,
+ And turn again; and she can weep, sir, weep;
+ And she's obedient, as you say, obedient,
+ Very obedient. Proceed you in your tears.
+ Concerning this, sir,--O well-painted passion!--
+ I am commanded home. Get you away;
+ I'll send for you anon. Sir, I obey the mandate,
+ And will return to Venice. Hence, avaunt!
+
+ [Exit DESDEMONA]
+
+ Cassio shall have my place. And, sir, tonight,
+ I do entreat that we may sup together:
+ You are welcome, sir, to Cyprus.--Goats and monkeys!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+LODOVICO Is this the noble Moor whom our full senate
+ Call all in all sufficient? Is this the nature
+ Whom passion could not shake? whose solid virtue
+ The shot of accident, nor dart of chance,
+ Could neither graze nor pierce?
+
+IAGO He is much changed.
+
+LODOVICO Are his wits safe? is he not light of brain?
+
+IAGO He's that he is: I may not breathe my censure
+ What he might be: if what he might he is not,
+ I would to heaven he were!
+
+LODOVICO What, strike his wife!
+
+IAGO 'Faith, that was not so well; yet would I knew
+ That stroke would prove the worst!
+
+LODOVICO Is it his use?
+ Or did the letters work upon his blood,
+ And new-create this fault?
+
+IAGO Alas, alas!
+ It is not honesty in me to speak
+ What I have seen and known. You shall observe him,
+ And his own courses will denote him so
+ That I may save my speech: do but go after,
+ And mark how he continues.
+
+LODOVICO I am sorry that I am deceived in him.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+SCENE II A room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter OTHELLO and EMILIA]
+
+OTHELLO You have seen nothing then?
+
+EMILIA Nor ever heard, nor ever did suspect.
+
+OTHELLO Yes, you have seen Cassio and she together.
+
+EMILIA But then I saw no harm, and then I heard
+ Each syllable that breath made up between them.
+
+OTHELLO What, did they never whisper?
+
+EMILIA Never, my lord.
+
+OTHELLO Nor send you out o' the way?
+
+EMILIA Never.
+
+OTHELLO To fetch her fan, her gloves, her mask, nor nothing?
+
+EMILIA Never, my lord.
+
+OTHELLO That's strange.
+
+EMILIA I durst, my lord, to wager she is honest,
+ Lay down my soul at stake: if you think other,
+ Remove your thought; it doth abuse your bosom.
+ If any wretch have put this in your head,
+ Let heaven requite it with the serpent's curse!
+ For, if she be not honest, chaste, and true,
+ There's no man happy; the purest of their wives
+ Is foul as slander.
+
+OTHELLO Bid her come hither: go.
+
+ [Exit EMILIA]
+
+ She says enough; yet she's a simple bawd
+ That cannot say as much. This is a subtle whore,
+ A closet lock and key of villanous secrets
+ And yet she'll kneel and pray; I have seen her do't.
+
+ [Enter DESDEMONA with EMILIA]
+
+DESDEMONA My lord, what is your will?
+
+OTHELLO Pray, chuck, come hither.
+
+DESDEMONA What is your pleasure?
+
+OTHELLO Let me see your eyes;
+ Look in my face.
+
+DESDEMONA What horrible fancy's this?
+
+OTHELLO [To EMILIA] Some of your function, mistress;
+ Leave procreants alone and shut the door;
+ Cough, or cry 'hem,' if any body come:
+ Your mystery, your mystery: nay, dispatch.
+
+ [Exit EMILIA]
+
+DESDEMONA Upon my knees, what doth your speech import?
+ I understand a fury in your words.
+ But not the words.
+
+OTHELLO Why, what art thou?
+
+DESDEMONA Your wife, my lord; your true
+ And loyal wife.
+
+OTHELLO Come, swear it, damn thyself
+ Lest, being like one of heaven, the devils themselves
+ Should fear to seize thee: therefore be double damn'd:
+ Swear thou art honest.
+
+DESDEMONA Heaven doth truly know it.
+
+OTHELLO Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.
+
+DESDEMONA To whom, my lord? with whom? how am I false?
+
+OTHELLO O Desdemona! away! away! away!
+
+DESDEMONA Alas the heavy day! Why do you weep?
+ Am I the motive of these tears, my lord?
+ If haply you my father do suspect
+ An instrument of this your calling back,
+ Lay not your blame on me: If you have lost him,
+ Why, I have lost him too.
+
+OTHELLO Had it pleased heaven
+ To try me with affliction; had they rain'd
+ All kinds of sores and shames on my bare head.
+ Steep'd me in poverty to the very lips,
+ Given to captivity me and my utmost hopes,
+ I should have found in some place of my soul
+ A drop of patience: but, alas, to make me
+ A fixed figure for the time of scorn
+ To point his slow unmoving finger at!
+ Yet could I bear that too; well, very well:
+ But there, where I have garner'd up my heart,
+ Where either I must live, or bear no life;
+ The fountain from the which my current runs,
+ Or else dries up; to be discarded thence!
+ Or keep it as a cistern for foul toads
+ To knot and gender in! Turn thy complexion there,
+ Patience, thou young and rose-lipp'd cherubin,--
+ Ay, there, look grim as hell!
+
+DESDEMONA I hope my noble lord esteems me honest.
+
+OTHELLO O, ay; as summer flies are in the shambles,
+ That quicken even with blowing. O thou weed,
+ Who art so lovely fair and smell'st so sweet
+ That the sense aches at thee, would thou hadst
+ ne'er been born!
+
+DESDEMONA Alas, what ignorant sin have I committed?
+
+OTHELLO Was this fair paper, this most goodly book,
+ Made to write 'whore' upon? What committed!
+ Committed! O thou public commoner!
+ I should make very forges of my cheeks,
+ That would to cinders burn up modesty,
+ Did I but speak thy deeds. What committed!
+ Heaven stops the nose at it and the moon winks,
+ The bawdy wind that kisses all it meets
+ Is hush'd within the hollow mine of earth,
+ And will not hear it. What committed!
+ Impudent strumpet!
+
+DESDEMONA By heaven, you do me wrong.
+
+OTHELLO Are you not a strumpet?
+
+DESDEMONA No, as I am a Christian:
+ If to preserve this vessel for my lord
+ From any other foul unlawful touch
+ Be not to be a strumpet, I am none.
+
+OTHELLO What, not a whore?
+
+DESDEMONA No, as I shall be saved.
+
+OTHELLO Is't possible?
+
+DESDEMONA O, heaven forgive us!
+
+OTHELLO I cry you mercy, then:
+ I took you for that cunning whore of Venice
+ That married with Othello.
+
+ [Raising his voice]
+
+ You, mistress,
+ That have the office opposite to Saint Peter,
+ And keep the gate of hell!
+
+ [Re-enter EMILIA]
+
+ You, you, ay, you!
+ We have done our course; there's money for your pains:
+ I pray you, turn the key and keep our counsel.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+EMILIA Alas, what does this gentleman conceive?
+ How do you, madam? how do you, my good lady?
+
+DESDEMONA 'Faith, half asleep.
+
+EMILIA Good madam, what's the matter with my lord?
+
+DESDEMONA With who?
+
+EMILIA Why, with my lord, madam.
+
+DESDEMONA Who is thy lord?
+
+EMILIA He that is yours, sweet lady.
+
+DESDEMONA I have none: do not talk to me, Emilia;
+ I cannot weep; nor answer have I none,
+ But what should go by water. Prithee, tonight
+ Lay on my bed my wedding sheets: remember;
+ And call thy husband hither.
+
+EMILIA Here's a change indeed!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+DESDEMONA 'Tis meet I should be used so, very meet.
+ How have I been behaved, that he might stick
+ The small'st opinion on my least misuse?
+
+ [Re-enter EMILIA with IAGO]
+
+IAGO What is your pleasure, madam?
+ How is't with you?
+
+DESDEMONA I cannot tell. Those that do teach young babes
+ Do it with gentle means and easy tasks:
+ He might have chid me so; for, in good faith,
+ I am a child to chiding.
+
+IAGO What's the matter, lady?
+
+EMILIA Alas, Iago, my lord hath so bewhored her.
+ Thrown such despite and heavy terms upon her,
+ As true hearts cannot bear.
+
+DESDEMONA Am I that name, Iago?
+
+IAGO What name, fair lady?
+
+DESDEMONA Such as she says my lord did say I was.
+
+EMILIA He call'd her whore: a beggar in his drink
+ Could not have laid such terms upon his callat.
+
+IAGO Why did he so?
+
+DESDEMONA I do not know; I am sure I am none such.
+
+IAGO Do not weep, do not weep. Alas the day!
+
+EMILIA Hath she forsook so many noble matches,
+ Her father and her country and her friends,
+ To be call'd whore? would it not make one weep?
+
+DESDEMONA It is my wretched fortune.
+
+IAGO Beshrew him for't!
+ How comes this trick upon him?
+
+DESDEMONA Nay, heaven doth know.
+
+EMILIA I will be hang'd, if some eternal villain,
+ Some busy and insinuating rogue,
+ Some cogging, cozening slave, to get some office,
+ Have not devised this slander; I'll be hang'd else.
+
+IAGO Fie, there is no such man; it is impossible.
+
+DESDEMONA If any such there be, heaven pardon him!
+
+EMILIA A halter pardon him! and hell gnaw his bones!
+ Why should he call her whore? who keeps her company?
+ What place? what time? what form? what likelihood?
+ The Moor's abused by some most villanous knave,
+ Some base notorious knave, some scurvy fellow.
+ O heaven, that such companions thou'ldst unfold,
+ And put in every honest hand a whip
+ To lash the rascals naked through the world
+ Even from the east to the west!
+
+IAGO Speak within door.
+
+EMILIA O, fie upon them! Some such squire he was
+ That turn'd your wit the seamy side without,
+ And made you to suspect me with the Moor.
+
+IAGO You are a fool; go to.
+
+DESDEMONA O good Iago,
+ What shall I do to win my lord again?
+ Good friend, go to him; for, by this light of heaven,
+ I know not how I lost him. Here I kneel:
+ If e'er my will did trespass 'gainst his love,
+ Either in discourse of thought or actual deed,
+ Or that mine eyes, mine ears, or any sense,
+ Delighted them in any other form;
+ Or that I do not yet, and ever did.
+ And ever will--though he do shake me off
+ To beggarly divorcement--love him dearly,
+ Comfort forswear me! Unkindness may do much;
+ And his unkindness may defeat my life,
+ But never taint my love. I cannot say 'whore:'
+ It does abhor me now I speak the word;
+ To do the act that might the addition earn
+ Not the world's mass of vanity could make me.
+
+IAGO I pray you, be content; 'tis but his humour:
+ The business of the state does him offence,
+ And he does chide with you.
+
+DESDEMONA If 'twere no other--
+
+IAGO 'Tis but so, I warrant.
+
+ [Trumpets within]
+
+ Hark, how these instruments summon to supper!
+ The messengers of Venice stay the meat;
+ Go in, and weep not; all things shall be well.
+
+ [Exeunt DESDEMONA and EMILIA]
+
+ [Enter RODERIGO]
+
+ How now, Roderigo!
+
+RODERIGO I do not find that thou dealest justly with me.
+
+IAGO What in the contrary?
+
+RODERIGO Every day thou daffest me with some device, Iago;
+ and rather, as it seems to me now, keepest from me
+ all conveniency than suppliest me with the least
+ advantage of hope. I will indeed no longer endure
+ it, nor am I yet persuaded to put up in peace what
+ already I have foolishly suffered.
+
+IAGO Will you hear me, Roderigo?
+
+RODERIGO 'Faith, I have heard too much, for your words and
+ performances are no kin together.
+
+IAGO You charge me most unjustly.
+
+RODERIGO With nought but truth. I have wasted myself out of
+ my means. The jewels you have had from me to
+ deliver to Desdemona would half have corrupted a
+ votarist: you have told me she hath received them
+ and returned me expectations and comforts of sudden
+ respect and acquaintance, but I find none.
+
+IAGO Well; go to; very well.
+
+RODERIGO Very well! go to! I cannot go to, man; nor 'tis
+ not very well: nay, I think it is scurvy, and begin
+ to find myself fobbed in it.
+
+IAGO Very well.
+
+RODERIGO I tell you 'tis not very well. I will make myself
+ known to Desdemona: if she will return me my
+ jewels, I will give over my suit and repent my
+ unlawful solicitation; if not, assure yourself I
+ will seek satisfaction of you.
+
+IAGO You have said now.
+
+RODERIGO Ay, and said nothing but what I protest intendment of doing.
+
+IAGO Why, now I see there's mettle in thee, and even from
+ this instant to build on thee a better opinion than
+ ever before. Give me thy hand, Roderigo: thou hast
+ taken against me a most just exception; but yet, I
+ protest, I have dealt most directly in thy affair.
+
+RODERIGO It hath not appeared.
+
+IAGO I grant indeed it hath not appeared, and your
+ suspicion is not without wit and judgment. But,
+ Roderigo, if thou hast that in thee indeed, which I
+ have greater reason to believe now than ever, I mean
+ purpose, courage and valour, this night show it: if
+ thou the next night following enjoy not Desdemona,
+ take me from this world with treachery and devise
+ engines for my life.
+
+RODERIGO Well, what is it? is it within reason and compass?
+
+IAGO Sir, there is especial commission come from Venice
+ to depute Cassio in Othello's place.
+
+RODERIGO Is that true? why, then Othello and Desdemona
+ return again to Venice.
+
+IAGO O, no; he goes into Mauritania and takes away with
+ him the fair Desdemona, unless his abode be
+ lingered here by some accident: wherein none can be
+ so determinate as the removing of Cassio.
+
+RODERIGO How do you mean, removing of him?
+
+IAGO Why, by making him uncapable of Othello's place;
+ knocking out his brains.
+
+RODERIGO And that you would have me to do?
+
+IAGO Ay, if you dare do yourself a profit and a right.
+ He sups to-night with a harlotry, and thither will I
+ go to him: he knows not yet of his horrorable
+ fortune. If you will watch his going thence, which
+ I will fashion to fall out between twelve and one,
+ you may take him at your pleasure: I will be near
+ to second your attempt, and he shall fall between
+ us. Come, stand not amazed at it, but go along with
+ me; I will show you such a necessity in his death
+ that you shall think yourself bound to put it on
+ him. It is now high suppertime, and the night grows
+ to waste: about it.
+
+RODERIGO I will hear further reason for this.
+
+IAGO And you shall be satisfied.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III Another room in the castle.
+
+
+ [Enter OTHELLO, LODOVICO, DESDEMONA, EMILIA and
+ Attendants]
+
+LODOVICO I do beseech you, sir, trouble yourself no further.
+
+OTHELLO O, pardon me: 'twill do me good to walk.
+
+LODOVICO Madam, good night; I humbly thank your ladyship.
+
+DESDEMONA Your honour is most welcome.
+
+OTHELLO Will you walk, sir?
+ O,--Desdemona,--
+
+DESDEMONA My lord?
+
+OTHELLO Get you to bed on the instant; I will be returned
+ forthwith: dismiss your attendant there: look it be done.
+
+DESDEMONA I will, my lord.
+
+ [Exeunt OTHELLO, LODOVICO, and Attendants]
+
+EMILIA How goes it now? he looks gentler than he did.
+
+DESDEMONA He says he will return incontinent:
+ He hath commanded me to go to bed,
+ And bade me to dismiss you.
+
+EMILIA Dismiss me!
+
+DESDEMONA It was his bidding: therefore, good Emilia,.
+ Give me my nightly wearing, and adieu:
+ We must not now displease him.
+
+EMILIA I would you had never seen him!
+
+DESDEMONA So would not I my love doth so approve him,
+ That even his stubbornness, his cheques, his frowns--
+ Prithee, unpin me,--have grace and favour in them.
+
+EMILIA I have laid those sheets you bade me on the bed.
+
+DESDEMONA All's one. Good faith, how foolish are our minds!
+ If I do die before thee prithee, shroud me
+ In one of those same sheets.
+
+EMILIA Come, come you talk.
+
+DESDEMONA My mother had a maid call'd Barbara:
+ She was in love, and he she loved proved mad
+ And did forsake her: she had a song of 'willow;'
+ An old thing 'twas, but it express'd her fortune,
+ And she died singing it: that song to-night
+ Will not go from my mind; I have much to do,
+ But to go hang my head all at one side,
+ And sing it like poor Barbara. Prithee, dispatch.
+
+EMILIA Shall I go fetch your night-gown?
+
+DESDEMONA No, unpin me here.
+ This Lodovico is a proper man.
+
+EMILIA A very handsome man.
+
+DESDEMONA He speaks well.
+
+EMILIA I know a lady in Venice would have walked barefoot
+ to Palestine for a touch of his nether lip.
+
+DESDEMONA [Singing] The poor soul sat sighing by a sycamore tree,
+ Sing all a green willow:
+ Her hand on her bosom, her head on her knee,
+ Sing willow, willow, willow:
+ The fresh streams ran by her, and murmur'd her moans;
+ Sing willow, willow, willow;
+ Her salt tears fell from her, and soften'd the stones;
+ Lay by these:--
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ Sing willow, willow, willow;
+ Prithee, hie thee; he'll come anon:--
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ Sing all a green willow must be my garland.
+ Let nobody blame him; his scorn I approve,-
+ Nay, that's not next.--Hark! who is't that knocks?
+
+EMILIA It's the wind.
+
+DESDEMONA [Singing] I call'd my love false love; but what
+ said he then?
+ Sing willow, willow, willow:
+ If I court moe women, you'll couch with moe men!
+ So, get thee gone; good night Ate eyes do itch;
+ Doth that bode weeping?
+
+EMILIA 'Tis neither here nor there.
+
+DESDEMONA I have heard it said so. O, these men, these men!
+ Dost thou in conscience think,--tell me, Emilia,--
+ That there be women do abuse their husbands
+ In such gross kind?
+
+EMILIA There be some such, no question.
+
+DESDEMONA Wouldst thou do such a deed for all the world?
+
+EMILIA Why, would not you?
+
+DESDEMONA No, by this heavenly light!
+
+EMILIA Nor I neither by this heavenly light;
+ I might do't as well i' the dark.
+
+DESDEMONA Wouldst thou do such a deed for all the world?
+
+EMILIA The world's a huge thing: it is a great price.
+ For a small vice.
+
+DESDEMONA In troth, I think thou wouldst not.
+
+EMILIA In troth, I think I should; and undo't when I had
+ done. Marry, I would not do such a thing for a
+ joint-ring, nor for measures of lawn, nor for
+ gowns, petticoats, nor caps, nor any petty
+ exhibition; but for the whole world,--why, who would
+ not make her husband a cuckold to make him a
+ monarch? I should venture purgatory for't.
+
+DESDEMONA Beshrew me, if I would do such a wrong
+ For the whole world.
+
+EMILIA Why the wrong is but a wrong i' the world: and
+ having the world for your labour, tis a wrong in your
+ own world, and you might quickly make it right.
+
+DESDEMONA I do not think there is any such woman.
+
+EMILIA Yes, a dozen; and as many to the vantage as would
+ store the world they played for.
+ But I do think it is their husbands' faults
+ If wives do fall: say that they slack their duties,
+ And pour our treasures into foreign laps,
+ Or else break out in peevish jealousies,
+ Throwing restraint upon us; or say they strike us,
+ Or scant our former having in despite;
+ Why, we have galls, and though we have some grace,
+ Yet have we some revenge. Let husbands know
+ Their wives have sense like them: they see and smell
+ And have their palates both for sweet and sour,
+ As husbands have. What is it that they do
+ When they change us for others? Is it sport?
+ I think it is: and doth affection breed it?
+ I think it doth: is't frailty that thus errs?
+ It is so too: and have not we affections,
+ Desires for sport, and frailty, as men have?
+ Then let them use us well: else let them know,
+ The ills we do, their ills instruct us so.
+
+DESDEMONA Good night, good night: heaven me such uses send,
+ Not to pick bad from bad, but by bad mend!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Cyprus. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter IAGO and RODERIGO]
+
+IAGO Here, stand behind this bulk; straight will he come:
+ Wear thy good rapier bare, and put it home:
+ Quick, quick; fear nothing; I'll be at thy elbow:
+ It makes us, or it mars us; think on that,
+ And fix most firm thy resolution.
+
+RODERIGO Be near at hand; I may miscarry in't.
+
+IAGO Here, at thy hand: be bold, and take thy stand.
+
+ [Retires]
+
+RODERIGO I have no great devotion to the deed;
+ And yet he hath given me satisfying reasons:
+ 'Tis but a man gone. Forth, my sword: he dies.
+
+IAGO I have rubb'd this young quat almost to the sense,
+ And he grows angry. Now, whether he kill Cassio,
+ Or Cassio him, or each do kill the other,
+ Every way makes my gain: live Roderigo,
+ He calls me to a restitution large
+ Of gold and jewels that I bobb'd from him,
+ As gifts to Desdemona;
+ It must not be: if Cassio do remain,
+ He hath a daily beauty in his life
+ That makes me ugly; and, besides, the Moor
+ May unfold me to him; there stand I in much peril:
+ No, he must die. But so: I hear him coming.
+
+ [Enter CASSIO]
+
+RODERIGO I know his gait, 'tis he.--Villain, thou diest!
+
+ [Makes a pass at CASSIO]
+
+CASSIO That thrust had been mine enemy indeed,
+ But that my coat is better than thou know'st
+ I will make proof of thine.
+
+ [Draws, and wounds RODERIGO]
+
+RODERIGO O, I am slain!
+
+ [IAGO from behind wounds CASSIO in the leg, and exit]
+
+CASSIO I am maim'd for ever. Help, ho! murder! murder!
+
+ [Falls]
+
+ [Enter OTHELLO]
+
+OTHELLO The voice of Cassio: Iago keeps his word.
+
+RODERIGO O, villain that I am!
+
+OTHELLO It is even so.
+
+CASSIO O, help, ho! light! a surgeon!
+
+OTHELLO 'Tis he:--O brave Iago, honest and just,
+ That hast such noble sense of thy friend's wrong!
+ Thou teachest me. Minion, your dear lies dead,
+ And your unblest fate hies: strumpet, I come.
+ Forth of my heart those charms, thine eyes, are blotted;
+ Thy bed, lust-stain'd, shall with lust's blood be spotted.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter LODOVICO and GRATIANO]
+
+CASSIO What, ho! no watch? no passage? murder! murder!
+
+GRATIANO 'Tis some mischance; the cry is very direful.
+
+CASSIO O, help!
+
+LODOVICO Hark!
+
+RODERIGO O wretched villain!
+
+LODOVICO Two or three groan: it is a heavy night:
+ These may be counterfeits: let's think't unsafe
+ To come in to the cry without more help.
+
+RODERIGO Nobody come? then shall I bleed to death.
+
+LODOVICO Hark!
+
+ [Re-enter IAGO, with a light]
+
+GRATIANO Here's one comes in his shirt, with light and weapons.
+
+IAGO Who's there? whose noise is this that ones on murder?
+
+LODOVICO We do not know.
+
+IAGO Did not you hear a cry?
+
+CASSIO Here, here! for heaven's sake, help me!
+
+IAGO What's the matter?
+
+GRATIANO This is Othello's ancient, as I take it.
+
+LODOVICO The same indeed; a very valiant fellow.
+
+IAGO What are you here that cry so grievously?
+
+CASSIO Iago? O, I am spoil'd, undone by villains!
+ Give me some help.
+
+IAGO O me, lieutenant! what villains have done this?
+
+CASSIO I think that one of them is hereabout,
+ And cannot make away.
+
+IAGO O treacherous villains!
+ What are you there? come in, and give some help.
+
+ [To LODOVICO and GRATIANO]
+
+RODERIGO O, help me here!
+
+CASSIO That's one of them.
+
+IAGO O murderous slave! O villain!
+
+ [Stabs RODERIGO]
+
+RODERIGO O damn'd Iago! O inhuman dog!
+
+IAGO Kill men i' the dark!--Where be these bloody thieves?--
+ How silent is this town!--Ho! murder! murder!--
+ What may you be? are you of good or evil?
+
+LODOVICO As you shall prove us, praise us.
+
+IAGO Signior Lodovico?
+
+LODOVICO He, sir.
+
+IAGO I cry you mercy. Here's Cassio hurt by villains.
+
+GRATIANO Cassio!
+
+IAGO How is't, brother!
+
+CASSIO My leg is cut in two.
+
+IAGO Marry, heaven forbid!
+ Light, gentlemen; I'll bind it with my shirt.
+
+ [Enter BIANCA]
+
+BIANCA What is the matter, ho? who is't that cried?
+
+IAGO Who is't that cried!
+
+BIANCA O my dear Cassio! my sweet Cassio! O Cassio,
+ Cassio, Cassio!
+
+IAGO O notable strumpet! Cassio, may you suspect
+ Who they should be that have thus many led you?
+
+CASSIO No.
+
+GRATIANO I am to find you thus: I have been to seek you.
+
+IAGO Lend me a garter. So. O, for a chair,
+ To bear him easily hence!
+
+BIANCA Alas, he faints! O Cassio, Cassio, Cassio!
+
+IAGO Gentlemen all, I do suspect this trash
+ To be a party in this injury.
+ Patience awhile, good Cassio. Come, come;
+ Lend me a light. Know we this face or no?
+ Alas my friend and my dear countryman
+ Roderigo! no:--yes, sure: O heaven! Roderigo.
+
+GRATIANO What, of Venice?
+
+IAGO Even he, sir; did you know him?
+
+GRATIANO Know him! ay.
+
+IAGO Signior Gratiano? I cry you gentle pardon;
+ These bloody accidents must excuse my manners,
+ That so neglected you.
+
+GRATIANO I am glad to see you.
+
+IAGO How do you, Cassio? O, a chair, a chair!
+
+GRATIANO Roderigo!
+
+IAGO He, he 'tis he.
+
+ [A chair brought in]
+
+ O, that's well said; the chair!
+
+GRATIANO Some good man bear him carefully from hence;
+ I'll fetch the general's surgeon.
+
+ [To BIANCA]
+
+ For you, mistress,
+ Save you your labour. He that lies slain
+ here, Cassio,
+ Was my dear friend: what malice was between you?
+
+CASSIO None in the world; nor do I know the man.
+
+IAGO [To BIANCA] What, look you pale? O, bear him out
+ o' the air.
+
+ [CASSIO and RODERIGO are borne off]
+
+ Stay you, good gentlemen. Look you pale, mistress?
+ Do you perceive the gastness of her eye?
+ Nay, if you stare, we shall hear more anon.
+ Behold her well; I pray you, look upon her:
+ Do you see, gentlemen? nay, guiltiness will speak,
+ Though tongues were out of use.
+
+ [Enter EMILIA]
+
+EMILIA 'Las, what's the matter? what's the matter, husband?
+
+IAGO Cassio hath here been set on in the dark
+ By Roderigo and fellows that are scaped:
+ He's almost slain, and Roderigo dead.
+
+EMILIA Alas, good gentleman! alas, good Cassio!
+
+IAGO This is the fruit of whoring. Prithee, Emilia,
+ Go know of Cassio where he supp'd to-night.
+
+ [To BIANCA]
+
+ What, do you shake at that?
+
+BIANCA He supp'd at my house; but I therefore shake not.
+
+IAGO O, did he so? I charge you, go with me.
+
+EMILIA Fie, fie upon thee, strumpet!
+
+BIANCA I am no strumpet; but of life as honest
+ As you that thus abuse me.
+
+EMILIA As I! foh! fie upon thee!
+
+IAGO Kind gentlemen, let's go see poor Cassio dress'd.
+ Come, mistress, you must tell's another tale.
+ Emilia run you to the citadel,
+ And tell my lord and lady what hath happ'd.
+ Will you go on? I pray.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ This is the night
+ That either makes me or fordoes me quite.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ OTHELLO
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II A bedchamber in the castle: DESDEMONA in bed asleep;
+ a light burning.
+
+
+ [Enter OTHELLO]
+
+OTHELLO It is the cause, it is the cause, my soul,--
+ Let me not name it to you, you chaste stars!--
+ It is the cause. Yet I'll not shed her blood;
+ Nor scar that whiter skin of hers than snow,
+ And smooth as monumental alabaster.
+ Yet she must die, else she'll betray more men.
+ Put out the light, and then put out the light:
+ If I quench thee, thou flaming minister,
+ I can again thy former light restore,
+ Should I repent me: but once put out thy light,
+ Thou cunning'st pattern of excelling nature,
+ I know not where is that Promethean heat
+ That can thy light relume. When I have pluck'd the rose,
+ I cannot give it vital growth again.
+ It must needs wither: I'll smell it on the tree.
+
+ [Kissing her]
+
+ Ah balmy breath, that dost almost persuade
+ Justice to break her sword! One more, one more.
+ Be thus when thou art dead, and I will kill thee,
+ And love thee after. One more, and this the last:
+ So sweet was ne'er so fatal. I must weep,
+ But they are cruel tears: this sorrow's heavenly;
+ It strikes where it doth love. She wakes.
+
+DESDEMONA Who's there? Othello?
+
+OTHELLO Ay. Desdemona.
+
+DESDEMONA Will you come to bed, my lord?
+
+OTHELLO Have you pray'd to-night, Desdemona?
+
+DESDEMONA Ay, my lord.
+
+OTHELLO If you bethink yourself of any crime
+ Unreconciled as yet to heaven and grace,
+ Solicit for it straight.
+
+DESDEMONA Alas, my lord, what do you mean by that?
+
+OTHELLO Well, do it, and be brief; I will walk by:
+ I would not kill thy unprepared spirit;
+ No; heaven forfend! I would not kill thy soul.
+
+DESDEMONA Talk you of killing?
+
+OTHELLO Ay, I do.
+
+DESDEMONA Then heaven
+ Have mercy on me!
+
+OTHELLO Amen, with all my heart!
+
+DESDEMONA If you say so, I hope you will not kill me.
+
+OTHELLO Hum!
+
+DESDEMONA And yet I fear you; for you are fatal then
+ When your eyes roll so: why I should fear I know not,
+ Since guiltiness I know not; but yet I feel I fear.
+
+OTHELLO Think on thy sins.
+
+DESDEMONA They are loves I bear to you.
+
+OTHELLO Ay, and for that thou diest.
+
+DESDEMONA That death's unnatural that kills for loving.
+ Alas, why gnaw you so your nether lip?
+ Some bloody passion shakes your very frame:
+ These are portents; but yet I hope, I hope,
+ They do not point on me.
+
+OTHELLO Peace, and be still!
+
+DESDEMONA I will so. What's the matter?
+
+OTHELLO That handkerchief which I so loved and gave thee
+ Thou gavest to Cassio.
+
+DESDEMONA No, by my life and soul!
+ Send for the man, and ask him.
+
+OTHELLO Sweet soul, take heed,
+ Take heed of perjury; thou art on thy deathbed.
+
+DESDEMONA Ay, but not yet to die.
+
+OTHELLO Yes, presently:
+ Therefore confess thee freely of thy sin;
+ For to deny each article with oath
+ Cannot remove nor choke the strong conception
+ That I do groan withal. Thou art to die.
+
+DESDEMONA Then Lord have mercy on me!
+
+OTHELLO I say, amen.
+
+DESDEMONA And have you mercy too! I never did
+ Offend you in my life; never loved Cassio
+ But with such general warranty of heaven
+ As I might love: I never gave him token.
+
+OTHELLO By heaven, I saw my handkerchief in's hand.
+ O perjured woman! thou dost stone my heart,
+ And makest me call what I intend to do
+ A murder, which I thought a sacrifice:
+ I saw the handkerchief.
+
+DESDEMONA He found it then;
+ I never gave it him: send for him hither;
+ Let him confess a truth.
+
+OTHELLO He hath confess'd.
+
+DESDEMONA What, my lord?
+
+OTHELLO That he hath used thee.
+
+DESDEMONA How? unlawfully?
+
+OTHELLO Ay.
+
+DESDEMONA He will not say so.
+
+OTHELLO No, his mouth is stopp'd;
+ Honest Iago hath ta'en order for't.
+
+DESDEMONA O! my fear interprets: what, is he dead?
+
+OTHELLO Had all his hairs been lives, my great revenge
+ Had stomach for them all.
+
+DESDEMONA Alas! he is betray'd and I undone.
+
+OTHELLO Out, strumpet! weep'st thou for him to my face?
+
+DESDEMONA O, banish me, my lord, but kill me not!
+
+OTHELLO Down, strumpet!
+
+DESDEMONA Kill me to-morrow: let me live to-night!
+
+OTHELLO Nay, if you strive--
+
+DESDEMONA But half an hour!
+
+OTHELLO Being done, there is no pause.
+
+DESDEMONA But while I say one prayer!
+
+OTHELLO It is too late.
+
+ [He stifles her]
+
+EMILIA [Within] My lord, my lord! what, ho! my lord, my lord!
+
+OTHELLO What noise is this? Not dead? not yet quite dead?
+ I that am cruel am yet merciful;
+ I would not have thee linger in thy pain: So, so.
+
+EMILIA [Within] What, ho! my lord, my lord!
+
+OTHELLO Who's there?
+
+EMILIA [Within] O, good my lord, I would speak a word with you!
+
+OTHELLO Yes: 'tis Emilia. By and by. She's dead.
+ 'Tis like she comes to speak of Cassio's death.--
+ The noise was here. Ha! no more moving?
+ Still as the grave. Shall she come in? were't good?--
+ I think she stirs again:--no. What's best to do?
+ If she come in, she'll sure speak to my wife:
+ My wife! my wife! what wife? I have no wife.
+ O insupportable! O heavy hour!
+ Methinks it should be now a huge eclipse
+ Of sun and moon, and that the affrighted globe
+ Should yawn at alteration.
+
+EMILIA [Within] I do beseech you
+ That I may speak with you, O, good my lord!
+
+OTHELLO I had forgot thee: O, come in, Emilia;
+ Soft; by and by. Let me the curtains draw.
+ Where art thou?
+
+ [Unlocks the door]
+
+ [Enter EMILIA]
+
+ What's the matter with thee now?
+
+EMILIA O, my good lord, yonder's foul murders done!
+
+OTHELLO What, now?
+
+EMILIA But now, my lord.
+
+OTHELLO It is the very error of the moon;
+ She comes more nearer earth than she was wont,
+ And makes men mad.
+
+EMILIA Cassio, my lord, hath kill'd a young Venetian
+ Call'd Roderigo.
+
+OTHELLO Roderigo kill'd!
+ And Cassio kill'd!
+
+EMILIA No, Cassio is not kill'd.
+
+OTHELLO Not Cassio kill'd! then murder's out of tune,
+ And sweet revenge grows harsh.
+
+DESDEMONA O, falsely, falsely murder'd!
+
+EMILIA Alas, what cry is that?
+
+OTHELLO That! what?
+
+EMILIA Out, and alas! that was my lady's voice.
+ Help! help, ho! help! O lady, speak again!
+ Sweet Desdemona! O sweet mistress, speak!
+
+DESDEMONA A guiltless death I die.
+
+EMILIA O, who hath done this deed?
+
+DESDEMONA Nobody; I myself. Farewell
+ Commend me to my kind lord: O, farewell!
+
+ [Dies]
+
+OTHELLO Why, how should she be murder'd?
+
+EMILIA Alas, who knows?
+
+OTHELLO You heard her say herself, it was not I.
+
+EMILIA She said so: I must needs report the truth.
+
+OTHELLO She's, like a liar, gone to burning hell:
+ 'Twas I that kill'd her.
+
+EMILIA O, the more angel she,
+ And you the blacker devil!
+
+OTHELLO She turn'd to folly, and she was a whore.
+
+EMILIA Thou dost belie her, and thou art a devil.
+
+OTHELLO She was false as water.
+
+EMILIA Thou art rash as fire, to say
+ That she was false: O, she was heavenly true!
+
+OTHELLO Cassio did top her; ask thy husband else.
+ O, I were damn'd beneath all depth in hell,
+ But that I did proceed upon just grounds
+ To this extremity. Thy husband knew it all.
+
+EMILIA My husband!
+
+OTHELLO Thy husband.
+
+EMILIA That she was false to wedlock?
+
+OTHELLO Ay, with Cassio. Nay, had she been true,
+ If heaven would make me such another world
+ Of one entire and Perfect chrysolite,
+ I'ld not have sold her for it.
+
+EMILIA My husband!
+
+OTHELLO Ay, 'twas he that told me first:
+ An honest man he is, and hates the slime
+ That sticks on filthy deeds.
+
+EMILIA My husband!
+
+OTHELLO What needs this iteration, woman? I say thy husband.
+
+EMILIA O mistress, villany hath made mocks with love,
+ My husband say that she was false!
+
+OTHELLO He, woman;
+ I say thy husband: dost understand the word?
+ My friend, thy husband, honest, honest Iago.
+
+EMILIA If he say so, may his pernicious soul
+ Rot half a grain a day! he lies to the heart:
+ She was too fond of her most filthy bargain.
+
+OTHELLO Ha!
+
+EMILIA Do thy worst:
+ This deed of thine is no more worthy heaven
+ Than thou wast worthy her.
+
+OTHELLO Peace, you were best.
+
+EMILIA Thou hast not half that power to do me harm
+ As I have to be hurt. O gull! O dolt!
+ As ignorant as dirt! thou hast done a deed--
+ I care not for thy sword; I'll make thee known,
+ Though I lost twenty lives.--Help! help, ho! help!
+ The Moor hath kill'd my mistress! Murder! murder!
+
+ [Enter MONTANO, GRATIANO, IAGO, and others]
+
+MONTANO What is the matter? How now, general!
+
+EMILIA O, are you come, Iago? you have done well,
+ That men must lay their murders on your neck.
+
+GRATIANO What is the matter?
+
+EMILIA Disprove this villain, if thou be'st a man:
+ He says thou told'st him that his wife was false:
+ I know thou didst not, thou'rt not such a villain:
+ Speak, for my heart is full.
+
+IAGO I told him what I thought, and told no more
+ Than what he found himself was apt and true.
+
+EMILIA But did you ever tell him she was false?
+
+IAGO I did.
+
+EMILIA You told a lie, an odious, damned lie;
+ Upon my soul, a lie, a wicked lie.
+ She false with Cassio!--did you say with Cassio?
+
+IAGO With Cassio, mistress. Go to, charm your tongue.
+
+EMILIA I will not charm my tongue; I am bound to speak:
+ My mistress here lies murder'd in her bed,--
+
+All O heavens forfend!
+
+EMILIA And your reports have set the murder on.
+
+OTHELLO Nay, stare not, masters: it is true, indeed.
+
+GRATIANO 'Tis a strange truth.
+
+MONTANO O monstrous act!
+
+EMILIA Villany, villany, villany!
+ I think upon't, I think: I smell't: O villany!--
+ I thought so then:--I'll kill myself for grief:--
+ O villany, villany!
+
+IAGO What, are you mad? I charge you, get you home.
+
+EMILIA Good gentlemen, let me have leave to speak:
+
+ 'Tis proper I obey him, but not now.
+ Perchance, Iago, I will ne'er go home.
+
+OTHELLO O! O! O!
+
+ [He falls on the bed]
+
+EMILIA Nay, lay thee down and roar;
+ For thou hast kill'd the sweetest innocent
+ That e'er did lift up eye.
+
+OTHELLO [Rising] O, she was foul!
+ I scarce did know you, uncle: there lies your niece,
+ Whose breath, indeed, these hands have newly stopp'd:
+ I know this act shows horrible and grim.
+
+GRATIANO Poor Desdemona! I am glad thy father's dead:
+ Thy match was mortal to him, and pure grief
+ Shore his old thread in twain: did he live now,
+ This sight would make him do a desperate turn,
+ Yea, curse his better angel from his side,
+ And fall to reprobation.
+
+OTHELLO 'Tis pitiful; but yet Iago knows
+ That she with Cassio hath the act of shame
+ A thousand times committed; Cassio confess'd it:
+ And she did gratify his amorous works
+ With that recognizance and pledge of love
+ Which I first gave her; I saw it in his hand:
+ It was a handkerchief, an antique token
+ My father gave my mother.
+
+EMILIA O heaven! O heavenly powers!
+
+IAGO Come, hold your peace.
+
+EMILIA 'Twill out, 'twill out: I peace!
+ No, I will speak as liberal as the north:
+ Let heaven and men and devils, let them all,
+ All, all, cry shame against me, yet I'll speak.
+
+IAGO Be wise, and get you home.
+
+EMILIA I will not.
+
+ [IAGO offers to stab EMILIA]
+
+GRATIANO Fie!
+ Your sword upon a woman?
+
+EMILIA O thou dull Moor! that handkerchief thou speak'st of
+ I found by fortune and did give my husband;
+ For often, with a solemn earnestness,
+ More than indeed belong'd to such a trifle,
+ He begg'd of me to steal it.
+
+IAGO Villanous whore!
+
+EMILIA She give it Cassio! no, alas! I found it,
+ And I did give't my husband.
+
+IAGO Filth, thou liest!
+
+EMILIA By heaven, I do not, I do not, gentlemen.
+ O murderous coxcomb! what should such a fool
+ Do with so good a woman?
+
+OTHELLO Are there no stones in heaven
+ But what serve for the thunder?--Precious villain!
+
+ [He runs at IAGO IAGO, from behind, stabs EMILIA, and exit]
+
+GRATIANO The woman falls; sure, he hath kill'd his wife.
+
+EMILIA Ay, ay: O, lay me by my mistress' side.
+
+GRATIANO He's gone, but his wife's kill'd.
+
+MONTANO 'Tis a notorious villain. Take you this weapon,
+ Which I have here recover'd from the Moor:
+ Come, guard the door without; let him not pass,
+ But kill him rather. I'll after that same villain,
+ For 'tis a damned slave.
+
+ [Exeunt MONTANO and GRATIANO]
+
+OTHELLO I am not valiant neither,
+ But ever puny whipster gets my sword:
+ But why should honour outlive honesty?
+ Let it go all.
+
+EMILIA What did thy song bode, lady?
+ Hark, canst thou hear me? I will play the swan.
+ And die in music.
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ Willow, willow, willow,--
+ Moor, she was chaste; she loved thee, cruel Moor;
+ So come my soul to bliss, as I speak true;
+ So speaking as I think, I die, I die.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+OTHELLO I have another weapon in this chamber;
+ It is a sword of Spain, the ice-brook's temper:--
+ O, here it is. Uncle, I must come forth.
+
+GRATIANO [Within] If thou attempt it, it will cost thee dear:
+ Thou hast no weapon, and perforce must suffer.
+
+OTHELLO Look in upon me then and speak with me,
+ Or, naked as I am, I will assault thee.
+
+ [Re-enter GRATIANO]
+
+GRATIANO What is the matter?
+
+OTHELLO Behold, I have a weapon;
+ A better never did itself sustain
+ Upon a soldier's thigh: I have seen the day,
+ That, with this little arm and this good sword,
+ I have made my way through more impediments
+ Than twenty times your stop: but, O vain boast!
+ Who can control his fate? 'tis not so now.
+ Be not afraid, though you do see me weapon'd;
+ Here is my journey's end, here is my butt,
+ And very sea-mark of my utmost sail.
+ Do you go back dismay'd? 'tis a lost fear;
+ Man but a rush against Othello's breast,
+ And he retires. Where should Othello go?
+ Now, how dost thou look now? O ill-starr'd wench!
+ Pale as thy smock! when we shall meet at compt,
+ This look of thine will hurl my soul from heaven,
+ And fiends will snatch at it. Cold, cold, my girl!
+ Even like thy chastity. O cursed slave!
+ Whip me, ye devils,
+ From the possession of this heavenly sight!
+ Blow me about in winds! roast me in sulphur!
+ Wash me in steep-down gulfs of liquid fire!
+ O Desdemona! Desdemona! dead!
+ Oh! Oh! Oh!
+
+ [Enter LODOVICO. MONTANO, CASSIO carried in a chair,
+ and Officers with IAGO, prisoner]
+
+LODOVICO Where is this rash and most unfortunate man?
+
+OTHELLO That's he that was Othello: here I am.
+
+LODOVICO Where is that viper? bring the villain forth.
+
+OTHELLO I look down towards his feet; but that's a fable.
+ If that thou best a devil, I cannot kill thee.
+
+ [Wounds IAGO]
+
+LODOVICO Wrench his sword from him.
+
+IAGO I bleed, sir; but not kill'd.
+
+OTHELLO I am not sorry neither: I'ld have thee live;
+ For, in my sense, 'tis happiness to die.
+
+LODOVICO O thou Othello, thou wert once so good,
+ Fall'n in the practise of a damned slave,
+ What shall be said to thee?
+
+OTHELLO Why, any thing:
+ An honourable murderer, if you will;
+ For nought I did in hate, but all in honour.
+
+LODOVICO This wretch hath part confess'd his villany:
+ Did you and he consent in Cassio's death?
+
+OTHELLO Ay.
+
+CASSIO Dear general, I never gave you cause.
+
+OTHELLO I do believe it, and I ask your pardon.
+ Will you, I pray, demand that demi-devil
+ Why he hath thus ensnared my soul and body?
+
+IAGO Demand me nothing: what you know, you know:
+ From this time forth I never will speak word.
+
+LODOVICO What, not to pray?
+
+GRATIANO Torments will ope your lips.
+
+OTHELLO Well, thou dost best.
+
+LODOVICO Sir, you shall understand what hath befall'n,
+ Which, as I think, you know not. Here is a letter
+ Found in the pocket of the slain Roderigo;
+ And here another: the one of them imports
+ The death of Cassio to be undertook
+ By Roderigo.
+
+OTHELLO O villain!
+
+CASSIO Most heathenish and most gross!
+
+LODOVICO Now here's another discontented paper,
+ Found in his pocket too; and this, it seems,
+ Roderigo meant to have sent this damned villain;
+ But that belike Iago in the interim
+ Came in and satisfied him.
+
+OTHELLO O the pernicious caitiff!
+ How came you, Cassio, by that handkerchief
+ That was my wife's?
+
+CASSIO I found it in my chamber:
+ And he himself confess'd but even now
+ That there he dropp'd it for a special purpose
+ Which wrought to his desire.
+
+OTHELLO O fool! fool! fool!
+
+CASSIO There is besides in Roderigo's letter,
+ How he upbraids Iago, that he made him
+ Brave me upon the watch; whereon it came
+ That I was cast: and even but now he spake,
+ After long seeming dead, Iago hurt him,
+ Iago set him on.
+
+LODOVICO You must forsake this room, and go with us:
+ Your power and your command is taken off,
+ And Cassio rules in Cyprus. For this slave,
+ If there be any cunning cruelty
+ That can torment him much and hold him long,
+ It shall be his. You shall close prisoner rest,
+ Till that the nature of your fault be known
+ To the Venetian state. Come, bring him away.
+
+OTHELLO Soft you; a word or two before you go.
+ I have done the state some service, and they know't.
+ No more of that. I pray you, in your letters,
+ When you shall these unlucky deeds relate,
+ Speak of me as I am; nothing extenuate,
+ Nor set down aught in malice: then must you speak
+ Of one that loved not wisely but too well;
+ Of one not easily jealous, but being wrought
+ Perplex'd in the extreme; of one whose hand,
+ Like the base Indian, threw a pearl away
+ Richer than all his tribe; of one whose subdued eyes,
+ Albeit unused to the melting mood,
+ Drop tears as fast as the Arabian trees
+ Their medicinal gum. Set you down this;
+ And say besides, that in Aleppo once,
+ Where a malignant and a turban'd Turk
+ Beat a Venetian and traduced the state,
+ I took by the throat the circumcised dog,
+ And smote him, thus.
+
+ [Stabs himself]
+
+LODOVICO O bloody period!
+
+GRATIANO All that's spoke is marr'd.
+
+OTHELLO I kiss'd thee ere I kill'd thee: no way but this;
+ Killing myself, to die upon a kiss.
+
+ [Falls on the bed, and dies]
+
+CASSIO This did I fear, but thought he had no weapon;
+ For he was great of heart.
+
+LODOVICO [To IAGO] O Spartan dog,
+ More fell than anguish, hunger, or the sea!
+ Look on the tragic loading of this bed;
+ This is thy work: the object poisons sight;
+ Let it be hid. Gratiano, keep the house,
+ And seize upon the fortunes of the Moor,
+ For they succeed on you. To you, lord governor,
+ Remains the censure of this hellish villain;
+ The time, the place, the torture: O, enforce it!
+ Myself will straight aboard: and to the state
+ This heavy act with heavy heart relate.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+ESCALUS prince of Verona. (PRINCE:)
+
+PARIS a young nobleman, kinsman to the prince.
+
+
+MONTAGUE |
+ | heads of two houses at variance with each other.
+CAPULET |
+
+
+ An old man, cousin to Capulet. (Second Capulet:)
+
+ROMEO son to Montague.
+
+MERCUTIO kinsman to the prince, and friend to Romeo.
+
+BENVOLIO nephew to Montague, and friend to Romeo.
+
+TYBALT nephew to Lady Capulet.
+
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE |
+ | Franciscans.
+FRIAR JOHN |
+
+
+BALTHASAR servant to Romeo.
+
+
+SAMPSON |
+ | servants to Capulet.
+GREGORY |
+
+
+PETER servant to Juliet's nurse.
+
+ABRAHAM servant to Montague.
+
+ An Apothecary. (Apothecary:)
+
+ Three Musicians.
+ (First Musician:)
+ (Second Musician:)
+ (Third Musician:)
+
+ Page to Paris; (PAGE:) another Page; an officer.
+
+LADY MONTAGUE wife to Montague.
+
+LADY CAPULET wife to Capulet.
+
+JULIET daughter to Capulet.
+
+ Nurse to Juliet. (Nurse:)
+
+ Citizens of Verona; several Men and Women,
+ relations to both houses; Maskers,
+ Guards, Watchmen, and Attendants.
+ (First Citizen:)
+ (Servant:)
+ (First Servant:)
+ (Second Servant:)
+ (First Watchman:)
+ (Second Watchman:)
+ (Third Watchman:)
+ Chorus.
+
+
+SCENE Verona: Mantua.
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+ PROLOGUE
+
+
+ Two households, both alike in dignity,
+ In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
+ From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
+ Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
+ From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
+ A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
+ Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
+ Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
+ The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
+ And the continuance of their parents' rage,
+ Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
+ Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
+ The which if you with patient ears attend,
+ What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Verona. A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter SAMPSON and GREGORY, of the house of Capulet,
+ armed with swords and bucklers]
+
+SAMPSON Gregory, o' my word, we'll not carry coals.
+
+GREGORY No, for then we should be colliers.
+
+SAMPSON I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw.
+
+GREGORY Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o' the collar.
+
+SAMPSON I strike quickly, being moved.
+
+GREGORY But thou art not quickly moved to strike.
+
+SAMPSON A dog of the house of Montague moves me.
+
+GREGORY To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand:
+ therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn'st away.
+
+SAMPSON A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will
+ take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's.
+
+GREGORY That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes
+ to the wall.
+
+SAMPSON True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels,
+ are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push
+ Montague's men from the wall, and thrust his maids
+ to the wall.
+
+GREGORY The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.
+
+SAMPSON 'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I
+ have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the
+ maids, and cut off their heads.
+
+GREGORY The heads of the maids?
+
+SAMPSON Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads;
+ take it in what sense thou wilt.
+
+GREGORY They must take it in sense that feel it.
+
+SAMPSON Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and
+ 'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.
+
+GREGORY 'Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou
+ hadst been poor John. Draw thy tool! here comes
+ two of the house of the Montagues.
+
+SAMPSON My naked weapon is out: quarrel, I will back thee.
+
+GREGORY How! turn thy back and run?
+
+SAMPSON Fear me not.
+
+GREGORY No, marry; I fear thee!
+
+SAMPSON Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin.
+
+GREGORY I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as
+ they list.
+
+SAMPSON Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them;
+ which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
+
+ [Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR]
+
+ABRAHAM Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
+
+SAMPSON I do bite my thumb, sir.
+
+ABRAHAM Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
+
+SAMPSON [Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say
+ ay?
+
+GREGORY No.
+
+SAMPSON No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
+ bite my thumb, sir.
+
+GREGORY Do you quarrel, sir?
+
+ABRAHAM Quarrel sir! no, sir.
+
+SAMPSON If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you.
+
+ABRAHAM No better.
+
+SAMPSON Well, sir.
+
+GREGORY Say 'better:' here comes one of my master's kinsmen.
+
+SAMPSON Yes, better, sir.
+
+ABRAHAM You lie.
+
+SAMPSON Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy swashing blow.
+
+ [They fight]
+
+ [Enter BENVOLIO]
+
+BENVOLIO Part, fools!
+ Put up your swords; you know not what you do.
+
+ [Beats down their swords]
+
+ [Enter TYBALT]
+
+TYBALT What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds?
+ Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy death.
+
+BENVOLIO I do but keep the peace: put up thy sword,
+ Or manage it to part these men with me.
+
+TYBALT What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word,
+ As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee:
+ Have at thee, coward!
+
+ [They fight]
+
+ [Enter, several of both houses, who join the fray;
+ then enter Citizens, with clubs]
+
+First Citizen Clubs, bills, and partisans! strike! beat them down!
+ Down with the Capulets! down with the Montagues!
+
+ [Enter CAPULET in his gown, and LADY CAPULET]
+
+CAPULET What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!
+
+LADY CAPULET A crutch, a crutch! why call you for a sword?
+
+CAPULET My sword, I say! Old Montague is come,
+ And flourishes his blade in spite of me.
+
+ [Enter MONTAGUE and LADY MONTAGUE]
+
+MONTAGUE Thou villain Capulet,--Hold me not, let me go.
+
+LADY MONTAGUE Thou shalt not stir a foot to seek a foe.
+
+ [Enter PRINCE, with Attendants]
+
+PRINCE Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace,
+ Profaners of this neighbour-stained steel,--
+ Will they not hear? What, ho! you men, you beasts,
+ That quench the fire of your pernicious rage
+ With purple fountains issuing from your veins,
+ On pain of torture, from those bloody hands
+ Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground,
+ And hear the sentence of your moved prince.
+ Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word,
+ By thee, old Capulet, and Montague,
+ Have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets,
+ And made Verona's ancient citizens
+ Cast by their grave beseeming ornaments,
+ To wield old partisans, in hands as old,
+ Canker'd with peace, to part your canker'd hate:
+ If ever you disturb our streets again,
+ Your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace.
+ For this time, all the rest depart away:
+ You Capulet; shall go along with me:
+ And, Montague, come you this afternoon,
+ To know our further pleasure in this case,
+ To old Free-town, our common judgment-place.
+ Once more, on pain of death, all men depart.
+
+ [Exeunt all but MONTAGUE, LADY MONTAGUE, and BENVOLIO]
+
+MONTAGUE Who set this ancient quarrel new abroach?
+ Speak, nephew, were you by when it began?
+
+BENVOLIO Here were the servants of your adversary,
+ And yours, close fighting ere I did approach:
+ I drew to part them: in the instant came
+ The fiery Tybalt, with his sword prepared,
+ Which, as he breathed defiance to my ears,
+ He swung about his head and cut the winds,
+ Who nothing hurt withal hiss'd him in scorn:
+ While we were interchanging thrusts and blows,
+ Came more and more and fought on part and part,
+ Till the prince came, who parted either part.
+
+LADY MONTAGUE O, where is Romeo? saw you him to-day?
+ Right glad I am he was not at this fray.
+
+BENVOLIO Madam, an hour before the worshipp'd sun
+ Peer'd forth the golden window of the east,
+ A troubled mind drave me to walk abroad;
+ Where, underneath the grove of sycamore
+ That westward rooteth from the city's side,
+ So early walking did I see your son:
+ Towards him I made, but he was ware of me
+ And stole into the covert of the wood:
+ I, measuring his affections by my own,
+ That most are busied when they're most alone,
+ Pursued my humour not pursuing his,
+ And gladly shunn'd who gladly fled from me.
+
+MONTAGUE Many a morning hath he there been seen,
+ With tears augmenting the fresh morning dew.
+ Adding to clouds more clouds with his deep sighs;
+ But all so soon as the all-cheering sun
+ Should in the furthest east begin to draw
+ The shady curtains from Aurora's bed,
+ Away from the light steals home my heavy son,
+ And private in his chamber pens himself,
+ Shuts up his windows, locks far daylight out
+ And makes himself an artificial night:
+ Black and portentous must this humour prove,
+ Unless good counsel may the cause remove.
+
+BENVOLIO My noble uncle, do you know the cause?
+
+MONTAGUE I neither know it nor can learn of him.
+
+BENVOLIO Have you importuned him by any means?
+
+MONTAGUE Both by myself and many other friends:
+ But he, his own affections' counsellor,
+ Is to himself--I will not say how true--
+ But to himself so secret and so close,
+ So far from sounding and discovery,
+ As is the bud bit with an envious worm,
+ Ere he can spread his sweet leaves to the air,
+ Or dedicate his beauty to the sun.
+ Could we but learn from whence his sorrows grow.
+ We would as willingly give cure as know.
+
+ [Enter ROMEO]
+
+BENVOLIO See, where he comes: so please you, step aside;
+ I'll know his grievance, or be much denied.
+
+MONTAGUE I would thou wert so happy by thy stay,
+ To hear true shrift. Come, madam, let's away.
+
+ [Exeunt MONTAGUE and LADY MONTAGUE]
+
+BENVOLIO Good-morrow, cousin.
+
+ROMEO Is the day so young?
+
+BENVOLIO But new struck nine.
+
+ROMEO Ay me! sad hours seem long.
+ Was that my father that went hence so fast?
+
+BENVOLIO It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?
+
+ROMEO Not having that, which, having, makes them short.
+
+BENVOLIO In love?
+
+ROMEO Out--
+
+BENVOLIO Of love?
+
+ROMEO Out of her favour, where I am in love.
+
+BENVOLIO Alas, that love, so gentle in his view,
+ Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!
+
+ROMEO Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still,
+ Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will!
+ Where shall we dine? O me! What fray was here?
+ Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all.
+ Here's much to do with hate, but more with love.
+ Why, then, O brawling love! O loving hate!
+ O any thing, of nothing first create!
+ O heavy lightness! serious vanity!
+ Mis-shapen chaos of well-seeming forms!
+ Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire,
+ sick health!
+ Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is!
+ This love feel I, that feel no love in this.
+ Dost thou not laugh?
+
+BENVOLIO No, coz, I rather weep.
+
+ROMEO Good heart, at what?
+
+BENVOLIO At thy good heart's oppression.
+
+ROMEO Why, such is love's transgression.
+ Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
+ Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest
+ With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown
+ Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
+ Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
+ Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;
+ Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears:
+ What is it else? a madness most discreet,
+ A choking gall and a preserving sweet.
+ Farewell, my coz.
+
+BENVOLIO Soft! I will go along;
+ An if you leave me so, you do me wrong.
+
+ROMEO Tut, I have lost myself; I am not here;
+ This is not Romeo, he's some other where.
+
+BENVOLIO Tell me in sadness, who is that you love.
+
+ROMEO What, shall I groan and tell thee?
+
+BENVOLIO Groan! why, no.
+ But sadly tell me who.
+
+ROMEO Bid a sick man in sadness make his will:
+ Ah, word ill urged to one that is so ill!
+ In sadness, cousin, I do love a woman.
+
+BENVOLIO I aim'd so near, when I supposed you loved.
+
+ROMEO A right good mark-man! And she's fair I love.
+
+BENVOLIO A right fair mark, fair coz, is soonest hit.
+
+ROMEO Well, in that hit you miss: she'll not be hit
+ With Cupid's arrow; she hath Dian's wit;
+ And, in strong proof of chastity well arm'd,
+ From love's weak childish bow she lives unharm'd.
+ She will not stay the siege of loving terms,
+ Nor bide the encounter of assailing eyes,
+ Nor ope her lap to saint-seducing gold:
+ O, she is rich in beauty, only poor,
+ That when she dies with beauty dies her store.
+
+BENVOLIO Then she hath sworn that she will still live chaste?
+
+ROMEO She hath, and in that sparing makes huge waste,
+ For beauty starved with her severity
+ Cuts beauty off from all posterity.
+ She is too fair, too wise, wisely too fair,
+ To merit bliss by making me despair:
+ She hath forsworn to love, and in that vow
+ Do I live dead that live to tell it now.
+
+BENVOLIO Be ruled by me, forget to think of her.
+
+ROMEO O, teach me how I should forget to think.
+
+BENVOLIO By giving liberty unto thine eyes;
+ Examine other beauties.
+
+ROMEO 'Tis the way
+ To call hers exquisite, in question more:
+ These happy masks that kiss fair ladies' brows
+ Being black put us in mind they hide the fair;
+ He that is strucken blind cannot forget
+ The precious treasure of his eyesight lost:
+ Show me a mistress that is passing fair,
+ What doth her beauty serve, but as a note
+ Where I may read who pass'd that passing fair?
+ Farewell: thou canst not teach me to forget.
+
+BENVOLIO I'll pay that doctrine, or else die in debt.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II A street.
+
+
+ [Enter CAPULET, PARIS, and Servant]
+
+CAPULET But Montague is bound as well as I,
+ In penalty alike; and 'tis not hard, I think,
+ For men so old as we to keep the peace.
+
+PARIS Of honourable reckoning are you both;
+ And pity 'tis you lived at odds so long.
+ But now, my lord, what say you to my suit?
+
+CAPULET But saying o'er what I have said before:
+ My child is yet a stranger in the world;
+ She hath not seen the change of fourteen years,
+ Let two more summers wither in their pride,
+ Ere we may think her ripe to be a bride.
+
+PARIS Younger than she are happy mothers made.
+
+CAPULET And too soon marr'd are those so early made.
+ The earth hath swallow'd all my hopes but she,
+ She is the hopeful lady of my earth:
+ But woo her, gentle Paris, get her heart,
+ My will to her consent is but a part;
+ An she agree, within her scope of choice
+ Lies my consent and fair according voice.
+ This night I hold an old accustom'd feast,
+ Whereto I have invited many a guest,
+ Such as I love; and you, among the store,
+ One more, most welcome, makes my number more.
+ At my poor house look to behold this night
+ Earth-treading stars that make dark heaven light:
+ Such comfort as do lusty young men feel
+ When well-apparell'd April on the heel
+ Of limping winter treads, even such delight
+ Among fresh female buds shall you this night
+ Inherit at my house; hear all, all see,
+ And like her most whose merit most shall be:
+ Which on more view, of many mine being one
+ May stand in number, though in reckoning none,
+ Come, go with me.
+
+ [To Servant, giving a paper]
+
+ Go, sirrah, trudge about
+ Through fair Verona; find those persons out
+ Whose names are written there, and to them say,
+ My house and welcome on their pleasure stay.
+
+ [Exeunt CAPULET and PARIS]
+
+Servant Find them out whose names are written here! It is
+ written, that the shoemaker should meddle with his
+ yard, and the tailor with his last, the fisher with
+ his pencil, and the painter with his nets; but I am
+ sent to find those persons whose names are here
+ writ, and can never find what names the writing
+ person hath here writ. I must to the learned.--In good time.
+
+ [Enter BENVOLIO and ROMEO]
+
+BENVOLIO Tut, man, one fire burns out another's burning,
+ One pain is lessen'd by another's anguish;
+ Turn giddy, and be holp by backward turning;
+ One desperate grief cures with another's languish:
+ Take thou some new infection to thy eye,
+ And the rank poison of the old will die.
+
+ROMEO Your plaintain-leaf is excellent for that.
+
+BENVOLIO For what, I pray thee?
+
+ROMEO For your broken shin.
+
+BENVOLIO Why, Romeo, art thou mad?
+
+ROMEO Not mad, but bound more than a mad-man is;
+ Shut up in prison, kept without my food,
+ Whipp'd and tormented and--God-den, good fellow.
+
+Servant God gi' god-den. I pray, sir, can you read?
+
+ROMEO Ay, mine own fortune in my misery.
+
+Servant Perhaps you have learned it without book: but, I
+ pray, can you read any thing you see?
+
+ROMEO Ay, if I know the letters and the language.
+
+Servant Ye say honestly: rest you merry!
+
+ROMEO Stay, fellow; I can read.
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'Signior Martino and his wife and daughters;
+ County Anselme and his beauteous sisters; the lady
+ widow of Vitravio; Signior Placentio and his lovely
+ nieces; Mercutio and his brother Valentine; mine
+ uncle Capulet, his wife and daughters; my fair niece
+ Rosaline; Livia; Signior Valentio and his cousin
+ Tybalt, Lucio and the lively Helena.' A fair
+ assembly: whither should they come?
+
+Servant Up.
+
+ROMEO Whither?
+
+Servant To supper; to our house.
+
+ROMEO Whose house?
+
+Servant My master's.
+
+ROMEO Indeed, I should have ask'd you that before.
+
+Servant Now I'll tell you without asking: my master is the
+ great rich Capulet; and if you be not of the house
+ of Montagues, I pray, come and crush a cup of wine.
+ Rest you merry!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+BENVOLIO At this same ancient feast of Capulet's
+ Sups the fair Rosaline whom thou so lovest,
+ With all the admired beauties of Verona:
+ Go thither; and, with unattainted eye,
+ Compare her face with some that I shall show,
+ And I will make thee think thy swan a crow.
+
+ROMEO When the devout religion of mine eye
+ Maintains such falsehood, then turn tears to fires;
+ And these, who often drown'd could never die,
+ Transparent heretics, be burnt for liars!
+ One fairer than my love! the all-seeing sun
+ Ne'er saw her match since first the world begun.
+
+BENVOLIO Tut, you saw her fair, none else being by,
+ Herself poised with herself in either eye:
+ But in that crystal scales let there be weigh'd
+ Your lady's love against some other maid
+ That I will show you shining at this feast,
+ And she shall scant show well that now shows best.
+
+ROMEO I'll go along, no such sight to be shown,
+ But to rejoice in splendor of mine own.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE III A room in Capulet's house.
+
+
+ [Enter LADY CAPULET and Nurse]
+
+LADY CAPULET Nurse, where's my daughter? call her forth to me.
+
+Nurse Now, by my maidenhead, at twelve year old,
+ I bade her come. What, lamb! what, ladybird!
+ God forbid! Where's this girl? What, Juliet!
+
+ [Enter JULIET]
+
+JULIET How now! who calls?
+
+Nurse Your mother.
+
+JULIET Madam, I am here.
+ What is your will?
+
+LADY CAPULET This is the matter:--Nurse, give leave awhile,
+ We must talk in secret:--nurse, come back again;
+ I have remember'd me, thou's hear our counsel.
+ Thou know'st my daughter's of a pretty age.
+
+Nurse Faith, I can tell her age unto an hour.
+
+LADY CAPULET She's not fourteen.
+
+Nurse I'll lay fourteen of my teeth,--
+ And yet, to my teeth be it spoken, I have but four--
+ She is not fourteen. How long is it now
+ To Lammas-tide?
+
+LADY CAPULET A fortnight and odd days.
+
+Nurse Even or odd, of all days in the year,
+ Come Lammas-eve at night shall she be fourteen.
+ Susan and she--God rest all Christian souls!--
+ Were of an age: well, Susan is with God;
+ She was too good for me: but, as I said,
+ On Lammas-eve at night shall she be fourteen;
+ That shall she, marry; I remember it well.
+ 'Tis since the earthquake now eleven years;
+ And she was wean'd,--I never shall forget it,--
+ Of all the days of the year, upon that day:
+ For I had then laid wormwood to my dug,
+ Sitting in the sun under the dove-house wall;
+ My lord and you were then at Mantua:--
+ Nay, I do bear a brain:--but, as I said,
+ When it did taste the wormwood on the nipple
+ Of my dug and felt it bitter, pretty fool,
+ To see it tetchy and fall out with the dug!
+ Shake quoth the dove-house: 'twas no need, I trow,
+ To bid me trudge:
+ And since that time it is eleven years;
+ For then she could stand alone; nay, by the rood,
+ She could have run and waddled all about;
+ For even the day before, she broke her brow:
+ And then my husband--God be with his soul!
+ A' was a merry man--took up the child:
+ 'Yea,' quoth he, 'dost thou fall upon thy face?
+ Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit;
+ Wilt thou not, Jule?' and, by my holidame,
+ The pretty wretch left crying and said 'Ay.'
+ To see, now, how a jest shall come about!
+ I warrant, an I should live a thousand years,
+ I never should forget it: 'Wilt thou not, Jule?' quoth he;
+ And, pretty fool, it stinted and said 'Ay.'
+
+LADY CAPULET Enough of this; I pray thee, hold thy peace.
+
+Nurse Yes, madam: yet I cannot choose but laugh,
+ To think it should leave crying and say 'Ay.'
+ And yet, I warrant, it had upon its brow
+ A bump as big as a young cockerel's stone;
+ A parlous knock; and it cried bitterly:
+ 'Yea,' quoth my husband,'fall'st upon thy face?
+ Thou wilt fall backward when thou comest to age;
+ Wilt thou not, Jule?' it stinted and said 'Ay.'
+
+JULIET And stint thou too, I pray thee, nurse, say I.
+
+Nurse Peace, I have done. God mark thee to his grace!
+ Thou wast the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed:
+ An I might live to see thee married once,
+ I have my wish.
+
+LADY CAPULET Marry, that 'marry' is the very theme
+ I came to talk of. Tell me, daughter Juliet,
+ How stands your disposition to be married?
+
+JULIET It is an honour that I dream not of.
+
+Nurse An honour! were not I thine only nurse,
+ I would say thou hadst suck'd wisdom from thy teat.
+
+LADY CAPULET Well, think of marriage now; younger than you,
+ Here in Verona, ladies of esteem,
+ Are made already mothers: by my count,
+ I was your mother much upon these years
+ That you are now a maid. Thus then in brief:
+ The valiant Paris seeks you for his love.
+
+Nurse A man, young lady! lady, such a man
+ As all the world--why, he's a man of wax.
+
+LADY CAPULET Verona's summer hath not such a flower.
+
+Nurse Nay, he's a flower; in faith, a very flower.
+
+LADY CAPULET What say you? can you love the gentleman?
+ This night you shall behold him at our feast;
+ Read o'er the volume of young Paris' face,
+ And find delight writ there with beauty's pen;
+ Examine every married lineament,
+ And see how one another lends content
+ And what obscured in this fair volume lies
+ Find written in the margent of his eyes.
+ This precious book of love, this unbound lover,
+ To beautify him, only lacks a cover:
+ The fish lives in the sea, and 'tis much pride
+ For fair without the fair within to hide:
+ That book in many's eyes doth share the glory,
+ That in gold clasps locks in the golden story;
+ So shall you share all that he doth possess,
+ By having him, making yourself no less.
+
+Nurse No less! nay, bigger; women grow by men.
+
+LADY CAPULET Speak briefly, can you like of Paris' love?
+
+JULIET I'll look to like, if looking liking move:
+ But no more deep will I endart mine eye
+ Than your consent gives strength to make it fly.
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+Servant Madam, the guests are come, supper served up, you
+ called, my young lady asked for, the nurse cursed in
+ the pantry, and every thing in extremity. I must
+ hence to wait; I beseech you, follow straight.
+
+LADY CAPULET We follow thee.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+ Juliet, the county stays.
+
+Nurse Go, girl, seek happy nights to happy days.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A street.
+
+
+ [Enter ROMEO, MERCUTIO, BENVOLIO, with five or six
+ Maskers, Torch-bearers, and others]
+
+ROMEO What, shall this speech be spoke for our excuse?
+ Or shall we on without a apology?
+
+BENVOLIO The date is out of such prolixity:
+ We'll have no Cupid hoodwink'd with a scarf,
+ Bearing a Tartar's painted bow of lath,
+ Scaring the ladies like a crow-keeper;
+ Nor no without-book prologue, faintly spoke
+ After the prompter, for our entrance:
+ But let them measure us by what they will;
+ We'll measure them a measure, and be gone.
+
+ROMEO Give me a torch: I am not for this ambling;
+ Being but heavy, I will bear the light.
+
+MERCUTIO Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance.
+
+ROMEO Not I, believe me: you have dancing shoes
+ With nimble soles: I have a soul of lead
+ So stakes me to the ground I cannot move.
+
+MERCUTIO You are a lover; borrow Cupid's wings,
+ And soar with them above a common bound.
+
+ROMEO I am too sore enpierced with his shaft
+ To soar with his light feathers, and so bound,
+ I cannot bound a pitch above dull woe:
+ Under love's heavy burden do I sink.
+
+MERCUTIO And, to sink in it, should you burden love;
+ Too great oppression for a tender thing.
+
+ROMEO Is love a tender thing? it is too rough,
+ Too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.
+
+MERCUTIO If love be rough with you, be rough with love;
+ Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.
+ Give me a case to put my visage in:
+ A visor for a visor! what care I
+ What curious eye doth quote deformities?
+ Here are the beetle brows shall blush for me.
+
+BENVOLIO Come, knock and enter; and no sooner in,
+ But every man betake him to his legs.
+
+ROMEO A torch for me: let wantons light of heart
+ Tickle the senseless rushes with their heels,
+ For I am proverb'd with a grandsire phrase;
+ I'll be a candle-holder, and look on.
+ The game was ne'er so fair, and I am done.
+
+MERCUTIO Tut, dun's the mouse, the constable's own word:
+ If thou art dun, we'll draw thee from the mire
+ Of this sir-reverence love, wherein thou stick'st
+ Up to the ears. Come, we burn daylight, ho!
+
+ROMEO Nay, that's not so.
+
+MERCUTIO I mean, sir, in delay
+ We waste our lights in vain, like lamps by day.
+ Take our good meaning, for our judgment sits
+ Five times in that ere once in our five wits.
+
+ROMEO And we mean well in going to this mask;
+ But 'tis no wit to go.
+
+MERCUTIO Why, may one ask?
+
+ROMEO I dream'd a dream to-night.
+
+MERCUTIO And so did I.
+
+ROMEO Well, what was yours?
+
+MERCUTIO That dreamers often lie.
+
+ROMEO In bed asleep, while they do dream things true.
+
+MERCUTIO O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you.
+ She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes
+ In shape no bigger than an agate-stone
+ On the fore-finger of an alderman,
+ Drawn with a team of little atomies
+ Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep;
+ Her wagon-spokes made of long spiders' legs,
+ The cover of the wings of grasshoppers,
+ The traces of the smallest spider's web,
+ The collars of the moonshine's watery beams,
+ Her whip of cricket's bone, the lash of film,
+ Her wagoner a small grey-coated gnat,
+ Not so big as a round little worm
+ Prick'd from the lazy finger of a maid;
+ Her chariot is an empty hazel-nut
+ Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub,
+ Time out o' mind the fairies' coachmakers.
+ And in this state she gallops night by night
+ Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love;
+ O'er courtiers' knees, that dream on court'sies straight,
+ O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees,
+ O'er ladies ' lips, who straight on kisses dream,
+ Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues,
+ Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are:
+ Sometime she gallops o'er a courtier's nose,
+ And then dreams he of smelling out a suit;
+ And sometime comes she with a tithe-pig's tail
+ Tickling a parson's nose as a' lies asleep,
+ Then dreams, he of another benefice:
+ Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck,
+ And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats,
+ Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades,
+ Of healths five-fathom deep; and then anon
+ Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes,
+ And being thus frighted swears a prayer or two
+ And sleeps again. This is that very Mab
+ That plats the manes of horses in the night,
+ And bakes the elflocks in foul sluttish hairs,
+ Which once untangled, much misfortune bodes:
+ This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs,
+ That presses them and learns them first to bear,
+ Making them women of good carriage:
+ This is she--
+
+ROMEO Peace, peace, Mercutio, peace!
+ Thou talk'st of nothing.
+
+MERCUTIO True, I talk of dreams,
+ Which are the children of an idle brain,
+ Begot of nothing but vain fantasy,
+ Which is as thin of substance as the air
+ And more inconstant than the wind, who wooes
+ Even now the frozen bosom of the north,
+ And, being anger'd, puffs away from thence,
+ Turning his face to the dew-dropping south.
+
+BENVOLIO This wind, you talk of, blows us from ourselves;
+ Supper is done, and we shall come too late.
+
+ROMEO I fear, too early: for my mind misgives
+ Some consequence yet hanging in the stars
+ Shall bitterly begin his fearful date
+ With this night's revels and expire the term
+ Of a despised life closed in my breast
+ By some vile forfeit of untimely death.
+ But He, that hath the steerage of my course,
+ Direct my sail! On, lusty gentlemen.
+
+BENVOLIO Strike, drum.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE V A hall in Capulet's house.
+
+
+ [Musicians waiting. Enter Servingmen with napkins]
+
+First Servant Where's Potpan, that he helps not to take away? He
+ shift a trencher? he scrape a trencher!
+
+Second Servant When good manners shall lie all in one or two men's
+ hands and they unwashed too, 'tis a foul thing.
+
+First Servant Away with the joint-stools, remove the
+ court-cupboard, look to the plate. Good thou, save
+ me a piece of marchpane; and, as thou lovest me, let
+ the porter let in Susan Grindstone and Nell.
+ Antony, and Potpan!
+
+Second Servant Ay, boy, ready.
+
+First Servant You are looked for and called for, asked for and
+ sought for, in the great chamber.
+
+Second Servant We cannot be here and there too. Cheerly, boys; be
+ brisk awhile, and the longer liver take all.
+
+ [Enter CAPULET, with JULIET and others of his house,
+ meeting the Guests and Maskers]
+
+CAPULET Welcome, gentlemen! ladies that have their toes
+ Unplagued with corns will have a bout with you.
+ Ah ha, my mistresses! which of you all
+ Will now deny to dance? she that makes dainty,
+ She, I'll swear, hath corns; am I come near ye now?
+ Welcome, gentlemen! I have seen the day
+ That I have worn a visor and could tell
+ A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear,
+ Such as would please: 'tis gone, 'tis gone, 'tis gone:
+ You are welcome, gentlemen! come, musicians, play.
+ A hall, a hall! give room! and foot it, girls.
+
+ [Music plays, and they dance]
+
+ More light, you knaves; and turn the tables up,
+ And quench the fire, the room is grown too hot.
+ Ah, sirrah, this unlook'd-for sport comes well.
+ Nay, sit, nay, sit, good cousin Capulet;
+ For you and I are past our dancing days:
+ How long is't now since last yourself and I
+ Were in a mask?
+
+Second Capulet By'r lady, thirty years.
+
+CAPULET What, man! 'tis not so much, 'tis not so much:
+ 'Tis since the nuptials of Lucentio,
+ Come pentecost as quickly as it will,
+ Some five and twenty years; and then we mask'd.
+
+Second Capulet 'Tis more, 'tis more, his son is elder, sir;
+ His son is thirty.
+
+CAPULET Will you tell me that?
+ His son was but a ward two years ago.
+
+ROMEO [To a Servingman] What lady is that, which doth
+ enrich the hand
+ Of yonder knight?
+
+Servant I know not, sir.
+
+ROMEO O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
+ It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
+ Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear;
+ Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!
+ So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows,
+ As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows.
+ The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand,
+ And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand.
+ Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
+ For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.
+
+TYBALT This, by his voice, should be a Montague.
+ Fetch me my rapier, boy. What dares the slave
+ Come hither, cover'd with an antic face,
+ To fleer and scorn at our solemnity?
+ Now, by the stock and honour of my kin,
+ To strike him dead, I hold it not a sin.
+
+CAPULET Why, how now, kinsman! wherefore storm you so?
+
+TYBALT Uncle, this is a Montague, our foe,
+ A villain that is hither come in spite,
+ To scorn at our solemnity this night.
+
+CAPULET Young Romeo is it?
+
+TYBALT 'Tis he, that villain Romeo.
+
+CAPULET Content thee, gentle coz, let him alone;
+ He bears him like a portly gentleman;
+ And, to say truth, Verona brags of him
+ To be a virtuous and well-govern'd youth:
+ I would not for the wealth of all the town
+ Here in my house do him disparagement:
+ Therefore be patient, take no note of him:
+ It is my will, the which if thou respect,
+ Show a fair presence and put off these frowns,
+ And ill-beseeming semblance for a feast.
+
+TYBALT It fits, when such a villain is a guest:
+ I'll not endure him.
+
+CAPULET He shall be endured:
+ What, goodman boy! I say, he shall: go to;
+ Am I the master here, or you? go to.
+ You'll not endure him! God shall mend my soul!
+ You'll make a mutiny among my guests!
+ You will set cock-a-hoop! you'll be the man!
+
+TYBALT Why, uncle, 'tis a shame.
+
+CAPULET Go to, go to;
+ You are a saucy boy: is't so, indeed?
+ This trick may chance to scathe you, I know what:
+ You must contrary me! marry, 'tis time.
+ Well said, my hearts! You are a princox; go:
+ Be quiet, or--More light, more light! For shame!
+ I'll make you quiet. What, cheerly, my hearts!
+
+TYBALT Patience perforce with wilful choler meeting
+ Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting.
+ I will withdraw: but this intrusion shall
+ Now seeming sweet convert to bitter gall.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ROMEO [To JULIET] If I profane with my unworthiest hand
+ This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
+ My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
+ To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
+
+JULIET Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,
+ Which mannerly devotion shows in this;
+ For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,
+ And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
+
+ROMEO Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?
+
+JULIET Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.
+
+ROMEO O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do;
+ They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.
+
+JULIET Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.
+
+ROMEO Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take.
+ Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.
+
+JULIET Then have my lips the sin that they have took.
+
+ROMEO Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged!
+ Give me my sin again.
+
+JULIET You kiss by the book.
+
+Nurse Madam, your mother craves a word with you.
+
+ROMEO What is her mother?
+
+Nurse Marry, bachelor,
+ Her mother is the lady of the house,
+ And a good lady, and a wise and virtuous
+ I nursed her daughter, that you talk'd withal;
+ I tell you, he that can lay hold of her
+ Shall have the chinks.
+
+ROMEO Is she a Capulet?
+ O dear account! my life is my foe's debt.
+
+BENVOLIO Away, begone; the sport is at the best.
+
+ROMEO Ay, so I fear; the more is my unrest.
+
+CAPULET Nay, gentlemen, prepare not to be gone;
+ We have a trifling foolish banquet towards.
+ Is it e'en so? why, then, I thank you all
+ I thank you, honest gentlemen; good night.
+ More torches here! Come on then, let's to bed.
+ Ah, sirrah, by my fay, it waxes late:
+ I'll to my rest.
+
+ [Exeunt all but JULIET and Nurse]
+
+JULIET Come hither, nurse. What is yond gentleman?
+
+Nurse The son and heir of old Tiberio.
+
+JULIET What's he that now is going out of door?
+
+Nurse Marry, that, I think, be young Petrucio.
+
+JULIET What's he that follows there, that would not dance?
+
+Nurse I know not.
+
+JULIET Go ask his name: if he be married.
+ My grave is like to be my wedding bed.
+
+Nurse His name is Romeo, and a Montague;
+ The only son of your great enemy.
+
+JULIET My only love sprung from my only hate!
+ Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
+ Prodigious birth of love it is to me,
+ That I must love a loathed enemy.
+
+Nurse What's this? what's this?
+
+JULIET A rhyme I learn'd even now
+ Of one I danced withal.
+
+ [One calls within 'Juliet.']
+
+Nurse Anon, anon!
+ Come, let's away; the strangers all are gone.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+ PROLOGUE
+
+
+ [Enter Chorus]
+
+Chorus Now old desire doth in his death-bed lie,
+ And young affection gapes to be his heir;
+ That fair for which love groan'd for and would die,
+ With tender Juliet match'd, is now not fair.
+ Now Romeo is beloved and loves again,
+ Alike betwitched by the charm of looks,
+ But to his foe supposed he must complain,
+ And she steal love's sweet bait from fearful hooks:
+ Being held a foe, he may not have access
+ To breathe such vows as lovers use to swear;
+ And she as much in love, her means much less
+ To meet her new-beloved any where:
+ But passion lends them power, time means, to meet
+ Tempering extremities with extreme sweet.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I A lane by the wall of Capulet's orchard.
+
+
+ [Enter ROMEO]
+
+ROMEO Can I go forward when my heart is here?
+ Turn back, dull earth, and find thy centre out.
+
+ [He climbs the wall, and leaps down within it]
+
+ [Enter BENVOLIO and MERCUTIO]
+
+BENVOLIO Romeo! my cousin Romeo!
+
+MERCUTIO He is wise;
+ And, on my lie, hath stol'n him home to bed.
+
+BENVOLIO He ran this way, and leap'd this orchard wall:
+ Call, good Mercutio.
+
+MERCUTIO Nay, I'll conjure too.
+ Romeo! humours! madman! passion! lover!
+ Appear thou in the likeness of a sigh:
+ Speak but one rhyme, and I am satisfied;
+ Cry but 'Ay me!' pronounce but 'love' and 'dove;'
+ Speak to my gossip Venus one fair word,
+ One nick-name for her purblind son and heir,
+ Young Adam Cupid, he that shot so trim,
+ When King Cophetua loved the beggar-maid!
+ He heareth not, he stirreth not, he moveth not;
+ The ape is dead, and I must conjure him.
+ I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes,
+ By her high forehead and her scarlet lip,
+ By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh
+ And the demesnes that there adjacent lie,
+ That in thy likeness thou appear to us!
+
+BENVOLIO And if he hear thee, thou wilt anger him.
+
+MERCUTIO This cannot anger him: 'twould anger him
+ To raise a spirit in his mistress' circle
+ Of some strange nature, letting it there stand
+ Till she had laid it and conjured it down;
+ That were some spite: my invocation
+ Is fair and honest, and in his mistress' name
+ I conjure only but to raise up him.
+
+BENVOLIO Come, he hath hid himself among these trees,
+ To be consorted with the humorous night:
+ Blind is his love and best befits the dark.
+
+MERCUTIO If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark.
+ Now will he sit under a medlar tree,
+ And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit
+ As maids call medlars, when they laugh alone.
+ Romeo, that she were, O, that she were
+ An open et caetera, thou a poperin pear!
+ Romeo, good night: I'll to my truckle-bed;
+ This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep:
+ Come, shall we go?
+
+BENVOLIO Go, then; for 'tis in vain
+ To seek him here that means not to be found.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II Capulet's orchard.
+
+
+ [Enter ROMEO]
+
+ROMEO He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
+
+ [JULIET appears above at a window]
+
+ But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
+ It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
+ Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
+ Who is already sick and pale with grief,
+ That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
+ Be not her maid, since she is envious;
+ Her vestal livery is but sick and green
+ And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
+ It is my lady, O, it is my love!
+ O, that she knew she were!
+ She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
+ Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
+ I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
+ Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
+ Having some business, do entreat her eyes
+ To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
+ What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
+ The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
+ As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
+ Would through the airy region stream so bright
+ That birds would sing and think it were not night.
+ See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
+ O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
+ That I might touch that cheek!
+
+JULIET Ay me!
+
+ROMEO She speaks:
+ O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art
+ As glorious to this night, being o'er my head
+ As is a winged messenger of heaven
+ Unto the white-upturned wondering eyes
+ Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him
+ When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds
+ And sails upon the bosom of the air.
+
+JULIET O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
+ Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
+ Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
+ And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
+
+ROMEO [Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
+
+JULIET 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
+ Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
+ What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
+ Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
+ Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
+ What's in a name? that which we call a rose
+ By any other name would smell as sweet;
+ So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
+ Retain that dear perfection which he owes
+ Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
+ And for that name which is no part of thee
+ Take all myself.
+
+ROMEO I take thee at thy word:
+ Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;
+ Henceforth I never will be Romeo.
+
+JULIET What man art thou that thus bescreen'd in night
+ So stumblest on my counsel?
+
+ROMEO By a name
+ I know not how to tell thee who I am:
+ My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself,
+ Because it is an enemy to thee;
+ Had I it written, I would tear the word.
+
+JULIET My ears have not yet drunk a hundred words
+ Of that tongue's utterance, yet I know the sound:
+ Art thou not Romeo and a Montague?
+
+ROMEO Neither, fair saint, if either thee dislike.
+
+JULIET How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore?
+ The orchard walls are high and hard to climb,
+ And the place death, considering who thou art,
+ If any of my kinsmen find thee here.
+
+ROMEO With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls;
+ For stony limits cannot hold love out,
+ And what love can do that dares love attempt;
+ Therefore thy kinsmen are no let to me.
+
+JULIET If they do see thee, they will murder thee.
+
+ROMEO Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye
+ Than twenty of their swords: look thou but sweet,
+ And I am proof against their enmity.
+
+JULIET I would not for the world they saw thee here.
+
+ROMEO I have night's cloak to hide me from their sight;
+ And but thou love me, let them find me here:
+ My life were better ended by their hate,
+ Than death prorogued, wanting of thy love.
+
+JULIET By whose direction found'st thou out this place?
+
+ROMEO By love, who first did prompt me to inquire;
+ He lent me counsel and I lent him eyes.
+ I am no pilot; yet, wert thou as far
+ As that vast shore wash'd with the farthest sea,
+ I would adventure for such merchandise.
+
+JULIET Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face,
+ Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek
+ For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night
+ Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny
+ What I have spoke: but farewell compliment!
+ Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay,'
+ And I will take thy word: yet if thou swear'st,
+ Thou mayst prove false; at lovers' perjuries
+ Then say, Jove laughs. O gentle Romeo,
+ If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully:
+ Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won,
+ I'll frown and be perverse an say thee nay,
+ So thou wilt woo; but else, not for the world.
+ In truth, fair Montague, I am too fond,
+ And therefore thou mayst think my 'havior light:
+ But trust me, gentleman, I'll prove more true
+ Than those that have more cunning to be strange.
+ I should have been more strange, I must confess,
+ But that thou overheard'st, ere I was ware,
+ My true love's passion: therefore pardon me,
+ And not impute this yielding to light love,
+ Which the dark night hath so discovered.
+
+ROMEO Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear
+ That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops--
+
+JULIET O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon,
+ That monthly changes in her circled orb,
+ Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.
+
+ROMEO What shall I swear by?
+
+JULIET Do not swear at all;
+ Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self,
+ Which is the god of my idolatry,
+ And I'll believe thee.
+
+ROMEO If my heart's dear love--
+
+JULIET Well, do not swear: although I joy in thee,
+ I have no joy of this contract to-night:
+ It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden;
+ Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be
+ Ere one can say 'It lightens.' Sweet, good night!
+ This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath,
+ May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.
+ Good night, good night! as sweet repose and rest
+ Come to thy heart as that within my breast!
+
+ROMEO O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
+
+JULIET What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?
+
+ROMEO The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.
+
+JULIET I gave thee mine before thou didst request it:
+ And yet I would it were to give again.
+
+ROMEO Wouldst thou withdraw it? for what purpose, love?
+
+JULIET But to be frank, and give it thee again.
+ And yet I wish but for the thing I have:
+ My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
+ My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
+ The more I have, for both are infinite.
+
+ [Nurse calls within]
+
+ I hear some noise within; dear love, adieu!
+ Anon, good nurse! Sweet Montague, be true.
+ Stay but a little, I will come again.
+
+ [Exit, above]
+
+ROMEO O blessed, blessed night! I am afeard.
+ Being in night, all this is but a dream,
+ Too flattering-sweet to be substantial.
+
+ [Re-enter JULIET, above]
+
+JULIET Three words, dear Romeo, and good night indeed.
+ If that thy bent of love be honourable,
+ Thy purpose marriage, send me word to-morrow,
+ By one that I'll procure to come to thee,
+ Where and what time thou wilt perform the rite;
+ And all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay
+ And follow thee my lord throughout the world.
+
+Nurse [Within] Madam!
+
+JULIET I come, anon.--But if thou mean'st not well,
+ I do beseech thee--
+
+Nurse [Within] Madam!
+
+JULIET By and by, I come:--
+ To cease thy suit, and leave me to my grief:
+ To-morrow will I send.
+
+ROMEO So thrive my soul--
+
+JULIET A thousand times good night!
+
+ [Exit, above]
+
+ROMEO A thousand times the worse, to want thy light.
+ Love goes toward love, as schoolboys from
+ their books,
+ But love from love, toward school with heavy looks.
+
+ [Retiring]
+
+ [Re-enter JULIET, above]
+
+JULIET Hist! Romeo, hist! O, for a falconer's voice,
+ To lure this tassel-gentle back again!
+ Bondage is hoarse, and may not speak aloud;
+ Else would I tear the cave where Echo lies,
+ And make her airy tongue more hoarse than mine,
+ With repetition of my Romeo's name.
+
+ROMEO It is my soul that calls upon my name:
+ How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night,
+ Like softest music to attending ears!
+
+JULIET Romeo!
+
+ROMEO My dear?
+
+JULIET At what o'clock to-morrow
+ Shall I send to thee?
+
+ROMEO At the hour of nine.
+
+JULIET I will not fail: 'tis twenty years till then.
+ I have forgot why I did call thee back.
+
+ROMEO Let me stand here till thou remember it.
+
+JULIET I shall forget, to have thee still stand there,
+ Remembering how I love thy company.
+
+ROMEO And I'll still stay, to have thee still forget,
+ Forgetting any other home but this.
+
+JULIET 'Tis almost morning; I would have thee gone:
+ And yet no further than a wanton's bird;
+ Who lets it hop a little from her hand,
+ Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves,
+ And with a silk thread plucks it back again,
+ So loving-jealous of his liberty.
+
+ROMEO I would I were thy bird.
+
+JULIET Sweet, so would I:
+ Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing.
+ Good night, good night! parting is such
+ sweet sorrow,
+ That I shall say good night till it be morrow.
+
+ [Exit above]
+
+ROMEO Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!
+ Would I were sleep and peace, so sweet to rest!
+ Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell,
+ His help to crave, and my dear hap to tell.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III Friar Laurence's cell.
+
+
+ [Enter FRIAR LAURENCE, with a basket]
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE The grey-eyed morn smiles on the frowning night,
+ Chequering the eastern clouds with streaks of light,
+ And flecked darkness like a drunkard reels
+ From forth day's path and Titan's fiery wheels:
+ Now, ere the sun advance his burning eye,
+ The day to cheer and night's dank dew to dry,
+ I must up-fill this osier cage of ours
+ With baleful weeds and precious-juiced flowers.
+ The earth that's nature's mother is her tomb;
+ What is her burying grave that is her womb,
+ And from her womb children of divers kind
+ We sucking on her natural bosom find,
+ Many for many virtues excellent,
+ None but for some and yet all different.
+ O, mickle is the powerful grace that lies
+ In herbs, plants, stones, and their true qualities:
+ For nought so vile that on the earth doth live
+ But to the earth some special good doth give,
+ Nor aught so good but strain'd from that fair use
+ Revolts from true birth, stumbling on abuse:
+ Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied;
+ And vice sometimes by action dignified.
+ Within the infant rind of this small flower
+ Poison hath residence and medicine power:
+ For this, being smelt, with that part cheers each part;
+ Being tasted, slays all senses with the heart.
+ Two such opposed kings encamp them still
+ In man as well as herbs, grace and rude will;
+ And where the worser is predominant,
+ Full soon the canker death eats up that plant.
+
+ [Enter ROMEO]
+
+ROMEO Good morrow, father.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Benedicite!
+ What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?
+ Young son, it argues a distemper'd head
+ So soon to bid good morrow to thy bed:
+ Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye,
+ And where care lodges, sleep will never lie;
+ But where unbruised youth with unstuff'd brain
+ Doth couch his limbs, there golden sleep doth reign:
+ Therefore thy earliness doth me assure
+ Thou art up-roused by some distemperature;
+ Or if not so, then here I hit it right,
+ Our Romeo hath not been in bed to-night.
+
+ROMEO That last is true; the sweeter rest was mine.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE God pardon sin! wast thou with Rosaline?
+
+ROMEO With Rosaline, my ghostly father? no;
+ I have forgot that name, and that name's woe.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE That's my good son: but where hast thou been, then?
+
+ROMEO I'll tell thee, ere thou ask it me again.
+ I have been feasting with mine enemy,
+ Where on a sudden one hath wounded me,
+ That's by me wounded: both our remedies
+ Within thy help and holy physic lies:
+ I bear no hatred, blessed man, for, lo,
+ My intercession likewise steads my foe.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Be plain, good son, and homely in thy drift;
+ Riddling confession finds but riddling shrift.
+
+ROMEO Then plainly know my heart's dear love is set
+ On the fair daughter of rich Capulet:
+ As mine on hers, so hers is set on mine;
+ And all combined, save what thou must combine
+ By holy marriage: when and where and how
+ We met, we woo'd and made exchange of vow,
+ I'll tell thee as we pass; but this I pray,
+ That thou consent to marry us to-day.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Holy Saint Francis, what a change is here!
+ Is Rosaline, whom thou didst love so dear,
+ So soon forsaken? young men's love then lies
+ Not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes.
+ Jesu Maria, what a deal of brine
+ Hath wash'd thy sallow cheeks for Rosaline!
+ How much salt water thrown away in waste,
+ To season love, that of it doth not taste!
+ The sun not yet thy sighs from heaven clears,
+ Thy old groans ring yet in my ancient ears;
+ Lo, here upon thy cheek the stain doth sit
+ Of an old tear that is not wash'd off yet:
+ If e'er thou wast thyself and these woes thine,
+ Thou and these woes were all for Rosaline:
+ And art thou changed? pronounce this sentence then,
+ Women may fall, when there's no strength in men.
+
+ROMEO Thou chid'st me oft for loving Rosaline.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE For doting, not for loving, pupil mine.
+
+ROMEO And bad'st me bury love.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Not in a grave,
+ To lay one in, another out to have.
+
+ROMEO I pray thee, chide not; she whom I love now
+ Doth grace for grace and love for love allow;
+ The other did not so.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE O, she knew well
+ Thy love did read by rote and could not spell.
+ But come, young waverer, come, go with me,
+ In one respect I'll thy assistant be;
+ For this alliance may so happy prove,
+ To turn your households' rancour to pure love.
+
+ROMEO O, let us hence; I stand on sudden haste.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A street.
+
+
+ [Enter BENVOLIO and MERCUTIO]
+
+MERCUTIO Where the devil should this Romeo be?
+ Came he not home to-night?
+
+BENVOLIO Not to his father's; I spoke with his man.
+
+MERCUTIO Ah, that same pale hard-hearted wench, that Rosaline.
+ Torments him so, that he will sure run mad.
+
+BENVOLIO Tybalt, the kinsman of old Capulet,
+ Hath sent a letter to his father's house.
+
+MERCUTIO A challenge, on my life.
+
+BENVOLIO Romeo will answer it.
+
+MERCUTIO Any man that can write may answer a letter.
+
+BENVOLIO Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he
+ dares, being dared.
+
+MERCUTIO Alas poor Romeo! he is already dead; stabbed with a
+ white wench's black eye; shot through the ear with a
+ love-song; the very pin of his heart cleft with the
+ blind bow-boy's butt-shaft: and is he a man to
+ encounter Tybalt?
+
+BENVOLIO Why, what is Tybalt?
+
+MERCUTIO More than prince of cats, I can tell you. O, he is
+ the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as
+ you sing prick-song, keeps time, distance, and
+ proportion; rests me his minim rest, one, two, and
+ the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk
+ button, a duellist, a duellist; a gentleman of the
+ very first house, of the first and second cause:
+ ah, the immortal passado! the punto reverso! the
+ hai!
+
+BENVOLIO The what?
+
+MERCUTIO The pox of such antic, lisping, affecting
+ fantasticoes; these new tuners of accents! 'By Jesu,
+ a very good blade! a very tall man! a very good
+ whore!' Why, is not this a lamentable thing,
+ grandsire, that we should be thus afflicted with
+ these strange flies, these fashion-mongers, these
+ perdona-mi's, who stand so much on the new form,
+ that they cannot at ease on the old bench? O, their
+ bones, their bones!
+
+ [Enter ROMEO]
+
+BENVOLIO Here comes Romeo, here comes Romeo.
+
+MERCUTIO Without his roe, like a dried herring: flesh, flesh,
+ how art thou fishified! Now is he for the numbers
+ that Petrarch flowed in: Laura to his lady was but a
+ kitchen-wench; marry, she had a better love to
+ be-rhyme her; Dido a dowdy; Cleopatra a gipsy;
+ Helen and Hero hildings and harlots; Thisbe a grey
+ eye or so, but not to the purpose. Signior
+ Romeo, bon jour! there's a French salutation
+ to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit
+ fairly last night.
+
+ROMEO Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit did I give you?
+
+MERCUTIO The ship, sir, the slip; can you not conceive?
+
+ROMEO Pardon, good Mercutio, my business was great; and in
+ such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy.
+
+MERCUTIO That's as much as to say, such a case as yours
+ constrains a man to bow in the hams.
+
+ROMEO Meaning, to court'sy.
+
+MERCUTIO Thou hast most kindly hit it.
+
+ROMEO A most courteous exposition.
+
+MERCUTIO Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy.
+
+ROMEO Pink for flower.
+
+MERCUTIO Right.
+
+ROMEO Why, then is my pump well flowered.
+
+MERCUTIO Well said: follow me this jest now till thou hast
+ worn out thy pump, that when the single sole of it
+ is worn, the jest may remain after the wearing sole singular.
+
+ROMEO O single-soled jest, solely singular for the
+ singleness.
+
+MERCUTIO Come between us, good Benvolio; my wits faint.
+
+ROMEO Switch and spurs, switch and spurs; or I'll cry a match.
+
+MERCUTIO Nay, if thy wits run the wild-goose chase, I have
+ done, for thou hast more of the wild-goose in one of
+ thy wits than, I am sure, I have in my whole five:
+ was I with you there for the goose?
+
+ROMEO Thou wast never with me for any thing when thou wast
+ not there for the goose.
+
+MERCUTIO I will bite thee by the ear for that jest.
+
+ROMEO Nay, good goose, bite not.
+
+MERCUTIO Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most
+ sharp sauce.
+
+ROMEO And is it not well served in to a sweet goose?
+
+MERCUTIO O here's a wit of cheveril, that stretches from an
+ inch narrow to an ell broad!
+
+ROMEO I stretch it out for that word 'broad;' which added
+ to the goose, proves thee far and wide a broad goose.
+
+MERCUTIO Why, is not this better now than groaning for love?
+ now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo; now art
+ thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature:
+ for this drivelling love is like a great natural,
+ that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole.
+
+BENVOLIO Stop there, stop there.
+
+MERCUTIO Thou desirest me to stop in my tale against the hair.
+
+BENVOLIO Thou wouldst else have made thy tale large.
+
+MERCUTIO O, thou art deceived; I would have made it short:
+ for I was come to the whole depth of my tale; and
+ meant, indeed, to occupy the argument no longer.
+
+ROMEO Here's goodly gear!
+
+ [Enter Nurse and PETER]
+
+MERCUTIO A sail, a sail!
+
+BENVOLIO Two, two; a shirt and a smock.
+
+Nurse Peter!
+
+PETER Anon!
+
+Nurse My fan, Peter.
+
+MERCUTIO Good Peter, to hide her face; for her fan's the
+ fairer face.
+
+Nurse God ye good morrow, gentlemen.
+
+MERCUTIO God ye good den, fair gentlewoman.
+
+Nurse Is it good den?
+
+MERCUTIO 'Tis no less, I tell you, for the bawdy hand of the
+ dial is now upon the prick of noon.
+
+Nurse Out upon you! what a man are you!
+
+ROMEO One, gentlewoman, that God hath made for himself to
+ mar.
+
+Nurse By my troth, it is well said; 'for himself to mar,'
+ quoth a'? Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I
+ may find the young Romeo?
+
+ROMEO I can tell you; but young Romeo will be older when
+ you have found him than he was when you sought him:
+ I am the youngest of that name, for fault of a worse.
+
+Nurse You say well.
+
+MERCUTIO Yea, is the worst well? very well took, i' faith;
+ wisely, wisely.
+
+Nurse if you be he, sir, I desire some confidence with
+ you.
+
+BENVOLIO She will indite him to some supper.
+
+MERCUTIO A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! so ho!
+
+ROMEO What hast thou found?
+
+MERCUTIO No hare, sir; unless a hare, sir, in a lenten pie,
+ that is something stale and hoar ere it be spent.
+
+ [Sings]
+
+ An old hare hoar,
+ And an old hare hoar,
+ Is very good meat in lent
+ But a hare that is hoar
+ Is too much for a score,
+ When it hoars ere it be spent.
+ Romeo, will you come to your father's? we'll
+ to dinner, thither.
+
+ROMEO I will follow you.
+
+MERCUTIO Farewell, ancient lady; farewell,
+
+ [Singing]
+
+ 'lady, lady, lady.'
+
+ [Exeunt MERCUTIO and BENVOLIO]
+
+Nurse Marry, farewell! I pray you, sir, what saucy
+ merchant was this, that was so full of his ropery?
+
+ROMEO A gentleman, nurse, that loves to hear himself talk,
+ and will speak more in a minute than he will stand
+ to in a month.
+
+Nurse An a' speak any thing against me, I'll take him
+ down, an a' were lustier than he is, and twenty such
+ Jacks; and if I cannot, I'll find those that shall.
+ Scurvy knave! I am none of his flirt-gills; I am
+ none of his skains-mates. And thou must stand by
+ too, and suffer every knave to use me at his pleasure?
+
+PETER I saw no man use you a pleasure; if I had, my weapon
+ should quickly have been out, I warrant you: I dare
+ draw as soon as another man, if I see occasion in a
+ good quarrel, and the law on my side.
+
+Nurse Now, afore God, I am so vexed, that every part about
+ me quivers. Scurvy knave! Pray you, sir, a word:
+ and as I told you, my young lady bade me inquire you
+ out; what she bade me say, I will keep to myself:
+ but first let me tell ye, if ye should lead her into
+ a fool's paradise, as they say, it were a very gross
+ kind of behavior, as they say: for the gentlewoman
+ is young; and, therefore, if you should deal double
+ with her, truly it were an ill thing to be offered
+ to any gentlewoman, and very weak dealing.
+
+ROMEO Nurse, commend me to thy lady and mistress. I
+ protest unto thee--
+
+Nurse Good heart, and, i' faith, I will tell her as much:
+ Lord, Lord, she will be a joyful woman.
+
+ROMEO What wilt thou tell her, nurse? thou dost not mark me.
+
+Nurse I will tell her, sir, that you do protest; which, as
+ I take it, is a gentlemanlike offer.
+
+ROMEO Bid her devise
+ Some means to come to shrift this afternoon;
+ And there she shall at Friar Laurence' cell
+ Be shrived and married. Here is for thy pains.
+
+Nurse No truly sir; not a penny.
+
+ROMEO Go to; I say you shall.
+
+Nurse This afternoon, sir? well, she shall be there.
+
+ROMEO And stay, good nurse, behind the abbey wall:
+ Within this hour my man shall be with thee
+ And bring thee cords made like a tackled stair;
+ Which to the high top-gallant of my joy
+ Must be my convoy in the secret night.
+ Farewell; be trusty, and I'll quit thy pains:
+ Farewell; commend me to thy mistress.
+
+Nurse Now God in heaven bless thee! Hark you, sir.
+
+ROMEO What say'st thou, my dear nurse?
+
+Nurse Is your man secret? Did you ne'er hear say,
+ Two may keep counsel, putting one away?
+
+ROMEO I warrant thee, my man's as true as steel.
+
+NURSE Well, sir; my mistress is the sweetest lady--Lord,
+ Lord! when 'twas a little prating thing:--O, there
+ is a nobleman in town, one Paris, that would fain
+ lay knife aboard; but she, good soul, had as lief
+ see a toad, a very toad, as see him. I anger her
+ sometimes and tell her that Paris is the properer
+ man; but, I'll warrant you, when I say so, she looks
+ as pale as any clout in the versal world. Doth not
+ rosemary and Romeo begin both with a letter?
+
+ROMEO Ay, nurse; what of that? both with an R.
+
+Nurse Ah. mocker! that's the dog's name; R is for
+ the--No; I know it begins with some other
+ letter:--and she hath the prettiest sententious of
+ it, of you and rosemary, that it would do you good
+ to hear it.
+
+ROMEO Commend me to thy lady.
+
+Nurse Ay, a thousand times.
+
+ [Exit Romeo]
+ Peter!
+
+PETER Anon!
+
+Nurse Peter, take my fan, and go before and apace.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE V Capulet's orchard.
+
+
+ [Enter JULIET]
+
+JULIET The clock struck nine when I did send the nurse;
+ In half an hour she promised to return.
+ Perchance she cannot meet him: that's not so.
+ O, she is lame! love's heralds should be thoughts,
+ Which ten times faster glide than the sun's beams,
+ Driving back shadows over louring hills:
+ Therefore do nimble-pinion'd doves draw love,
+ And therefore hath the wind-swift Cupid wings.
+ Now is the sun upon the highmost hill
+ Of this day's journey, and from nine till twelve
+ Is three long hours, yet she is not come.
+ Had she affections and warm youthful blood,
+ She would be as swift in motion as a ball;
+ My words would bandy her to my sweet love,
+ And his to me:
+ But old folks, many feign as they were dead;
+ Unwieldy, slow, heavy and pale as lead.
+ O God, she comes!
+
+ [Enter Nurse and PETER]
+
+ O honey nurse, what news?
+ Hast thou met with him? Send thy man away.
+
+Nurse Peter, stay at the gate.
+
+ [Exit PETER]
+
+JULIET Now, good sweet nurse,--O Lord, why look'st thou sad?
+ Though news be sad, yet tell them merrily;
+ If good, thou shamest the music of sweet news
+ By playing it to me with so sour a face.
+
+Nurse I am a-weary, give me leave awhile:
+ Fie, how my bones ache! what a jaunt have I had!
+
+JULIET I would thou hadst my bones, and I thy news:
+ Nay, come, I pray thee, speak; good, good nurse, speak.
+
+Nurse Jesu, what haste? can you not stay awhile?
+ Do you not see that I am out of breath?
+
+JULIET How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath
+ To say to me that thou art out of breath?
+ The excuse that thou dost make in this delay
+ Is longer than the tale thou dost excuse.
+ Is thy news good, or bad? answer to that;
+ Say either, and I'll stay the circumstance:
+ Let me be satisfied, is't good or bad?
+
+Nurse Well, you have made a simple choice; you know not
+ how to choose a man: Romeo! no, not he; though his
+ face be better than any man's, yet his leg excels
+ all men's; and for a hand, and a foot, and a body,
+ though they be not to be talked on, yet they are
+ past compare: he is not the flower of courtesy,
+ but, I'll warrant him, as gentle as a lamb. Go thy
+ ways, wench; serve God. What, have you dined at home?
+
+JULIET No, no: but all this did I know before.
+ What says he of our marriage? what of that?
+
+Nurse Lord, how my head aches! what a head have I!
+ It beats as it would fall in twenty pieces.
+ My back o' t' other side,--O, my back, my back!
+ Beshrew your heart for sending me about,
+ To catch my death with jaunting up and down!
+
+JULIET I' faith, I am sorry that thou art not well.
+ Sweet, sweet, sweet nurse, tell me, what says my love?
+
+Nurse Your love says, like an honest gentleman, and a
+ courteous, and a kind, and a handsome, and, I
+ warrant, a virtuous,--Where is your mother?
+
+JULIET Where is my mother! why, she is within;
+ Where should she be? How oddly thou repliest!
+ 'Your love says, like an honest gentleman,
+ Where is your mother?'
+
+Nurse O God's lady dear!
+ Are you so hot? marry, come up, I trow;
+ Is this the poultice for my aching bones?
+ Henceforward do your messages yourself.
+
+JULIET Here's such a coil! come, what says Romeo?
+
+Nurse Have you got leave to go to shrift to-day?
+
+JULIET I have.
+
+Nurse Then hie you hence to Friar Laurence' cell;
+ There stays a husband to make you a wife:
+ Now comes the wanton blood up in your cheeks,
+ They'll be in scarlet straight at any news.
+ Hie you to church; I must another way,
+ To fetch a ladder, by the which your love
+ Must climb a bird's nest soon when it is dark:
+ I am the drudge and toil in your delight,
+ But you shall bear the burden soon at night.
+ Go; I'll to dinner: hie you to the cell.
+
+JULIET Hie to high fortune! Honest nurse, farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE VI Friar Laurence's cell.
+
+
+ [Enter FRIAR LAURENCE and ROMEO]
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE So smile the heavens upon this holy act,
+ That after hours with sorrow chide us not!
+
+ROMEO Amen, amen! but come what sorrow can,
+ It cannot countervail the exchange of joy
+ That one short minute gives me in her sight:
+ Do thou but close our hands with holy words,
+ Then love-devouring death do what he dare;
+ It is enough I may but call her mine.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE These violent delights have violent ends
+ And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
+ Which as they kiss consume: the sweetest honey
+ Is loathsome in his own deliciousness
+ And in the taste confounds the appetite:
+ Therefore love moderately; long love doth so;
+ Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.
+
+ [Enter JULIET]
+
+ Here comes the lady: O, so light a foot
+ Will ne'er wear out the everlasting flint:
+ A lover may bestride the gossamer
+ That idles in the wanton summer air,
+ And yet not fall; so light is vanity.
+
+JULIET Good even to my ghostly confessor.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Romeo shall thank thee, daughter, for us both.
+
+JULIET As much to him, else is his thanks too much.
+
+ROMEO Ah, Juliet, if the measure of thy joy
+ Be heap'd like mine and that thy skill be more
+ To blazon it, then sweeten with thy breath
+ This neighbour air, and let rich music's tongue
+ Unfold the imagined happiness that both
+ Receive in either by this dear encounter.
+
+JULIET Conceit, more rich in matter than in words,
+ Brags of his substance, not of ornament:
+ They are but beggars that can count their worth;
+ But my true love is grown to such excess
+ I cannot sum up sum of half my wealth.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Come, come with me, and we will make short work;
+ For, by your leaves, you shall not stay alone
+ Till holy church incorporate two in one.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter MERCUTIO, BENVOLIO, Page, and Servants]
+
+BENVOLIO I pray thee, good Mercutio, let's retire:
+ The day is hot, the Capulets abroad,
+ And, if we meet, we shall not scape a brawl;
+ For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring.
+
+MERCUTIO Thou art like one of those fellows that when he
+ enters the confines of a tavern claps me his sword
+ upon the table and says 'God send me no need of
+ thee!' and by the operation of the second cup draws
+ it on the drawer, when indeed there is no need.
+
+BENVOLIO Am I like such a fellow?
+
+MERCUTIO Come, come, thou art as hot a Jack in thy mood as
+ any in Italy, and as soon moved to be moody, and as
+ soon moody to be moved.
+
+BENVOLIO And what to?
+
+MERCUTIO Nay, an there were two such, we should have none
+ shortly, for one would kill the other. Thou! why,
+ thou wilt quarrel with a man that hath a hair more,
+ or a hair less, in his beard, than thou hast: thou
+ wilt quarrel with a man for cracking nuts, having no
+ other reason but because thou hast hazel eyes: what
+ eye but such an eye would spy out such a quarrel?
+ Thy head is as fun of quarrels as an egg is full of
+ meat, and yet thy head hath been beaten as addle as
+ an egg for quarrelling: thou hast quarrelled with a
+ man for coughing in the street, because he hath
+ wakened thy dog that hath lain asleep in the sun:
+ didst thou not fall out with a tailor for wearing
+ his new doublet before Easter? with another, for
+ tying his new shoes with old riband? and yet thou
+ wilt tutor me from quarrelling!
+
+BENVOLIO An I were so apt to quarrel as thou art, any man
+ should buy the fee-simple of my life for an hour and a quarter.
+
+MERCUTIO The fee-simple! O simple!
+
+BENVOLIO By my head, here come the Capulets.
+
+MERCUTIO By my heel, I care not.
+
+ [Enter TYBALT and others]
+
+TYBALT Follow me close, for I will speak to them.
+ Gentlemen, good den: a word with one of you.
+
+MERCUTIO And but one word with one of us? couple it with
+ something; make it a word and a blow.
+
+TYBALT You shall find me apt enough to that, sir, an you
+ will give me occasion.
+
+MERCUTIO Could you not take some occasion without giving?
+
+TYBALT Mercutio, thou consort'st with Romeo,--
+
+MERCUTIO Consort! what, dost thou make us minstrels? an
+ thou make minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but
+ discords: here's my fiddlestick; here's that shall
+ make you dance. 'Zounds, consort!
+
+BENVOLIO We talk here in the public haunt of men:
+ Either withdraw unto some private place,
+ And reason coldly of your grievances,
+ Or else depart; here all eyes gaze on us.
+
+MERCUTIO Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze;
+ I will not budge for no man's pleasure, I.
+
+ [Enter ROMEO]
+
+TYBALT Well, peace be with you, sir: here comes my man.
+
+MERCUTIO But I'll be hanged, sir, if he wear your livery:
+ Marry, go before to field, he'll be your follower;
+ Your worship in that sense may call him 'man.'
+
+TYBALT Romeo, the hate I bear thee can afford
+ No better term than this,--thou art a villain.
+
+ROMEO Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee
+ Doth much excuse the appertaining rage
+ To such a greeting: villain am I none;
+ Therefore farewell; I see thou know'st me not.
+
+TYBALT Boy, this shall not excuse the injuries
+ That thou hast done me; therefore turn and draw.
+
+ROMEO I do protest, I never injured thee,
+ But love thee better than thou canst devise,
+ Till thou shalt know the reason of my love:
+ And so, good Capulet,--which name I tender
+ As dearly as my own,--be satisfied.
+
+MERCUTIO O calm, dishonourable, vile submission!
+ Alla stoccata carries it away.
+
+ [Draws]
+
+ Tybalt, you rat-catcher, will you walk?
+
+TYBALT What wouldst thou have with me?
+
+MERCUTIO Good king of cats, nothing but one of your nine
+ lives; that I mean to make bold withal, and as you
+ shall use me hereafter, drybeat the rest of the
+ eight. Will you pluck your sword out of his pitcher
+ by the ears? make haste, lest mine be about your
+ ears ere it be out.
+
+TYBALT I am for you.
+
+ [Drawing]
+
+ROMEO Gentle Mercutio, put thy rapier up.
+
+MERCUTIO Come, sir, your passado.
+
+ [They fight]
+
+ROMEO Draw, Benvolio; beat down their weapons.
+ Gentlemen, for shame, forbear this outrage!
+ Tybalt, Mercutio, the prince expressly hath
+ Forbidden bandying in Verona streets:
+ Hold, Tybalt! good Mercutio!
+
+ [TYBALT under ROMEO's arm stabs MERCUTIO, and flies
+ with his followers]
+
+MERCUTIO I am hurt.
+ A plague o' both your houses! I am sped.
+ Is he gone, and hath nothing?
+
+BENVOLIO What, art thou hurt?
+
+MERCUTIO Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch; marry, 'tis enough.
+ Where is my page? Go, villain, fetch a surgeon.
+
+ [Exit Page]
+
+ROMEO Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
+
+MERCUTIO No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a
+ church-door; but 'tis enough,'twill serve: ask for
+ me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man. I
+ am peppered, I warrant, for this world. A plague o'
+ both your houses! 'Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a
+ cat, to scratch a man to death! a braggart, a
+ rogue, a villain, that fights by the book of
+ arithmetic! Why the devil came you between us? I
+ was hurt under your arm.
+
+ROMEO I thought all for the best.
+
+MERCUTIO Help me into some house, Benvolio,
+ Or I shall faint. A plague o' both your houses!
+ They have made worms' meat of me: I have it,
+ And soundly too: your houses!
+
+ [Exeunt MERCUTIO and BENVOLIO]
+
+ROMEO This gentleman, the prince's near ally,
+ My very friend, hath got his mortal hurt
+ In my behalf; my reputation stain'd
+ With Tybalt's slander,--Tybalt, that an hour
+ Hath been my kinsman! O sweet Juliet,
+ Thy beauty hath made me effeminate
+ And in my temper soften'd valour's steel!
+
+ [Re-enter BENVOLIO]
+
+BENVOLIO O Romeo, Romeo, brave Mercutio's dead!
+ That gallant spirit hath aspired the clouds,
+ Which too untimely here did scorn the earth.
+
+ROMEO This day's black fate on more days doth depend;
+ This but begins the woe, others must end.
+
+BENVOLIO Here comes the furious Tybalt back again.
+
+ROMEO Alive, in triumph! and Mercutio slain!
+ Away to heaven, respective lenity,
+ And fire-eyed fury be my conduct now!
+
+ [Re-enter TYBALT]
+
+ Now, Tybalt, take the villain back again,
+ That late thou gavest me; for Mercutio's soul
+ Is but a little way above our heads,
+ Staying for thine to keep him company:
+ Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him.
+
+TYBALT Thou, wretched boy, that didst consort him here,
+ Shalt with him hence.
+
+ROMEO This shall determine that.
+
+ [They fight; TYBALT falls]
+
+BENVOLIO Romeo, away, be gone!
+ The citizens are up, and Tybalt slain.
+ Stand not amazed: the prince will doom thee death,
+ If thou art taken: hence, be gone, away!
+
+ROMEO O, I am fortune's fool!
+
+BENVOLIO Why dost thou stay?
+
+ [Exit ROMEO]
+
+ [Enter Citizens, &c]
+
+First Citizen Which way ran he that kill'd Mercutio?
+ Tybalt, that murderer, which way ran he?
+
+BENVOLIO There lies that Tybalt.
+
+First Citizen Up, sir, go with me;
+ I charge thee in the princes name, obey.
+
+ [Enter Prince, attended; MONTAGUE, CAPULET, their
+ Wives, and others]
+
+PRINCE Where are the vile beginners of this fray?
+
+BENVOLIO O noble prince, I can discover all
+ The unlucky manage of this fatal brawl:
+ There lies the man, slain by young Romeo,
+ That slew thy kinsman, brave Mercutio.
+
+LADY CAPULET Tybalt, my cousin! O my brother's child!
+ O prince! O cousin! husband! O, the blood is spilt
+ O my dear kinsman! Prince, as thou art true,
+ For blood of ours, shed blood of Montague.
+ O cousin, cousin!
+
+PRINCE Benvolio, who began this bloody fray?
+
+BENVOLIO Tybalt, here slain, whom Romeo's hand did slay;
+ Romeo that spoke him fair, bade him bethink
+ How nice the quarrel was, and urged withal
+ Your high displeasure: all this uttered
+ With gentle breath, calm look, knees humbly bow'd,
+ Could not take truce with the unruly spleen
+ Of Tybalt deaf to peace, but that he tilts
+ With piercing steel at bold Mercutio's breast,
+ Who all as hot, turns deadly point to point,
+ And, with a martial scorn, with one hand beats
+ Cold death aside, and with the other sends
+ It back to Tybalt, whose dexterity,
+ Retorts it: Romeo he cries aloud,
+ 'Hold, friends! friends, part!' and, swifter than
+ his tongue,
+ His agile arm beats down their fatal points,
+ And 'twixt them rushes; underneath whose arm
+ An envious thrust from Tybalt hit the life
+ Of stout Mercutio, and then Tybalt fled;
+ But by and by comes back to Romeo,
+ Who had but newly entertain'd revenge,
+ And to 't they go like lightning, for, ere I
+ Could draw to part them, was stout Tybalt slain.
+ And, as he fell, did Romeo turn and fly.
+ This is the truth, or let Benvolio die.
+
+LADY CAPULET He is a kinsman to the Montague;
+ Affection makes him false; he speaks not true:
+ Some twenty of them fought in this black strife,
+ And all those twenty could but kill one life.
+ I beg for justice, which thou, prince, must give;
+ Romeo slew Tybalt, Romeo must not live.
+
+PRINCE Romeo slew him, he slew Mercutio;
+ Who now the price of his dear blood doth owe?
+
+MONTAGUE Not Romeo, prince, he was Mercutio's friend;
+ His fault concludes but what the law should end,
+ The life of Tybalt.
+
+PRINCE And for that offence
+ Immediately we do exile him hence:
+ I have an interest in your hate's proceeding,
+ My blood for your rude brawls doth lie a-bleeding;
+ But I'll amerce you with so strong a fine
+ That you shall all repent the loss of mine:
+ I will be deaf to pleading and excuses;
+ Nor tears nor prayers shall purchase out abuses:
+ Therefore use none: let Romeo hence in haste,
+ Else, when he's found, that hour is his last.
+ Bear hence this body and attend our will:
+ Mercy but murders, pardoning those that kill.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II Capulet's orchard.
+
+
+ [Enter JULIET]
+
+JULIET Gallop apace, you fiery-footed steeds,
+ Towards Phoebus' lodging: such a wagoner
+ As Phaethon would whip you to the west,
+ And bring in cloudy night immediately.
+ Spread thy close curtain, love-performing night,
+ That runaway's eyes may wink and Romeo
+ Leap to these arms, untalk'd of and unseen.
+ Lovers can see to do their amorous rites
+ By their own beauties; or, if love be blind,
+ It best agrees with night. Come, civil night,
+ Thou sober-suited matron, all in black,
+ And learn me how to lose a winning match,
+ Play'd for a pair of stainless maidenhoods:
+ Hood my unmann'd blood, bating in my cheeks,
+ With thy black mantle; till strange love, grown bold,
+ Think true love acted simple modesty.
+ Come, night; come, Romeo; come, thou day in night;
+ For thou wilt lie upon the wings of night
+ Whiter than new snow on a raven's back.
+ Come, gentle night, come, loving, black-brow'd night,
+ Give me my Romeo; and, when he shall die,
+ Take him and cut him out in little stars,
+ And he will make the face of heaven so fine
+ That all the world will be in love with night
+ And pay no worship to the garish sun.
+ O, I have bought the mansion of a love,
+ But not possess'd it, and, though I am sold,
+ Not yet enjoy'd: so tedious is this day
+ As is the night before some festival
+ To an impatient child that hath new robes
+ And may not wear them. O, here comes my nurse,
+ And she brings news; and every tongue that speaks
+ But Romeo's name speaks heavenly eloquence.
+
+ [Enter Nurse, with cords]
+
+ Now, nurse, what news? What hast thou there? the cords
+ That Romeo bid thee fetch?
+
+Nurse Ay, ay, the cords.
+
+ [Throws them down]
+
+JULIET Ay me! what news? why dost thou wring thy hands?
+
+Nurse Ah, well-a-day! he's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
+ We are undone, lady, we are undone!
+ Alack the day! he's gone, he's kill'd, he's dead!
+
+JULIET Can heaven be so envious?
+
+Nurse Romeo can,
+ Though heaven cannot: O Romeo, Romeo!
+ Who ever would have thought it? Romeo!
+
+JULIET What devil art thou, that dost torment me thus?
+ This torture should be roar'd in dismal hell.
+ Hath Romeo slain himself? say thou but 'I,'
+ And that bare vowel 'I' shall poison more
+ Than the death-darting eye of cockatrice:
+ I am not I, if there be such an I;
+ Or those eyes shut, that make thee answer 'I.'
+ If he be slain, say 'I'; or if not, no:
+ Brief sounds determine of my weal or woe.
+
+Nurse I saw the wound, I saw it with mine eyes,--
+ God save the mark!--here on his manly breast:
+ A piteous corse, a bloody piteous corse;
+ Pale, pale as ashes, all bedaub'd in blood,
+ All in gore-blood; I swounded at the sight.
+
+JULIET O, break, my heart! poor bankrupt, break at once!
+ To prison, eyes, ne'er look on liberty!
+ Vile earth, to earth resign; end motion here;
+ And thou and Romeo press one heavy bier!
+
+Nurse O Tybalt, Tybalt, the best friend I had!
+ O courteous Tybalt! honest gentleman!
+ That ever I should live to see thee dead!
+
+JULIET What storm is this that blows so contrary?
+ Is Romeo slaughter'd, and is Tybalt dead?
+ My dear-loved cousin, and my dearer lord?
+ Then, dreadful trumpet, sound the general doom!
+ For who is living, if those two are gone?
+
+Nurse Tybalt is gone, and Romeo banished;
+ Romeo that kill'd him, he is banished.
+
+JULIET O God! did Romeo's hand shed Tybalt's blood?
+
+Nurse It did, it did; alas the day, it did!
+
+JULIET O serpent heart, hid with a flowering face!
+ Did ever dragon keep so fair a cave?
+ Beautiful tyrant! fiend angelical!
+ Dove-feather'd raven! wolvish-ravening lamb!
+ Despised substance of divinest show!
+ Just opposite to what thou justly seem'st,
+ A damned saint, an honourable villain!
+ O nature, what hadst thou to do in hell,
+ When thou didst bower the spirit of a fiend
+ In moral paradise of such sweet flesh?
+ Was ever book containing such vile matter
+ So fairly bound? O that deceit should dwell
+ In such a gorgeous palace!
+
+Nurse There's no trust,
+ No faith, no honesty in men; all perjured,
+ All forsworn, all naught, all dissemblers.
+ Ah, where's my man? give me some aqua vitae:
+ These griefs, these woes, these sorrows make me old.
+ Shame come to Romeo!
+
+JULIET Blister'd be thy tongue
+ For such a wish! he was not born to shame:
+ Upon his brow shame is ashamed to sit;
+ For 'tis a throne where honour may be crown'd
+ Sole monarch of the universal earth.
+ O, what a beast was I to chide at him!
+
+Nurse Will you speak well of him that kill'd your cousin?
+
+JULIET Shall I speak ill of him that is my husband?
+ Ah, poor my lord, what tongue shall smooth thy name,
+ When I, thy three-hours wife, have mangled it?
+ But, wherefore, villain, didst thou kill my cousin?
+ That villain cousin would have kill'd my husband:
+ Back, foolish tears, back to your native spring;
+ Your tributary drops belong to woe,
+ Which you, mistaking, offer up to joy.
+ My husband lives, that Tybalt would have slain;
+ And Tybalt's dead, that would have slain my husband:
+ All this is comfort; wherefore weep I then?
+ Some word there was, worser than Tybalt's death,
+ That murder'd me: I would forget it fain;
+ But, O, it presses to my memory,
+ Like damned guilty deeds to sinners' minds:
+ 'Tybalt is dead, and Romeo--banished;'
+ That 'banished,' that one word 'banished,'
+ Hath slain ten thousand Tybalts. Tybalt's death
+ Was woe enough, if it had ended there:
+ Or, if sour woe delights in fellowship
+ And needly will be rank'd with other griefs,
+ Why follow'd not, when she said 'Tybalt's dead,'
+ Thy father, or thy mother, nay, or both,
+ Which modern lamentations might have moved?
+ But with a rear-ward following Tybalt's death,
+ 'Romeo is banished,' to speak that word,
+ Is father, mother, Tybalt, Romeo, Juliet,
+ All slain, all dead. 'Romeo is banished!'
+ There is no end, no limit, measure, bound,
+ In that word's death; no words can that woe sound.
+ Where is my father, and my mother, nurse?
+
+Nurse Weeping and wailing over Tybalt's corse:
+ Will you go to them? I will bring you thither.
+
+JULIET Wash they his wounds with tears: mine shall be spent,
+ When theirs are dry, for Romeo's banishment.
+ Take up those cords: poor ropes, you are beguiled,
+ Both you and I; for Romeo is exiled:
+ He made you for a highway to my bed;
+ But I, a maid, die maiden-widowed.
+ Come, cords, come, nurse; I'll to my wedding-bed;
+ And death, not Romeo, take my maidenhead!
+
+Nurse Hie to your chamber: I'll find Romeo
+ To comfort you: I wot well where he is.
+ Hark ye, your Romeo will be here at night:
+ I'll to him; he is hid at Laurence' cell.
+
+JULIET O, find him! give this ring to my true knight,
+ And bid him come to take his last farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III Friar Laurence's cell.
+
+
+ [Enter FRIAR LAURENCE]
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Romeo, come forth; come forth, thou fearful man:
+ Affliction is enamour'd of thy parts,
+ And thou art wedded to calamity.
+
+ [Enter ROMEO]
+
+ROMEO Father, what news? what is the prince's doom?
+ What sorrow craves acquaintance at my hand,
+ That I yet know not?
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Too familiar
+ Is my dear son with such sour company:
+ I bring thee tidings of the prince's doom.
+
+ROMEO What less than dooms-day is the prince's doom?
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE A gentler judgment vanish'd from his lips,
+ Not body's death, but body's banishment.
+
+ROMEO Ha, banishment! be merciful, say 'death;'
+ For exile hath more terror in his look,
+ Much more than death: do not say 'banishment.'
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Hence from Verona art thou banished:
+ Be patient, for the world is broad and wide.
+
+ROMEO There is no world without Verona walls,
+ But purgatory, torture, hell itself.
+ Hence-banished is banish'd from the world,
+ And world's exile is death: then banished,
+ Is death mis-term'd: calling death banishment,
+ Thou cutt'st my head off with a golden axe,
+ And smilest upon the stroke that murders me.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE O deadly sin! O rude unthankfulness!
+ Thy fault our law calls death; but the kind prince,
+ Taking thy part, hath rush'd aside the law,
+ And turn'd that black word death to banishment:
+ This is dear mercy, and thou seest it not.
+
+ROMEO 'Tis torture, and not mercy: heaven is here,
+ Where Juliet lives; and every cat and dog
+ And little mouse, every unworthy thing,
+ Live here in heaven and may look on her;
+ But Romeo may not: more validity,
+ More honourable state, more courtship lives
+ In carrion-flies than Romeo: they my seize
+ On the white wonder of dear Juliet's hand
+ And steal immortal blessing from her lips,
+ Who even in pure and vestal modesty,
+ Still blush, as thinking their own kisses sin;
+ But Romeo may not; he is banished:
+ Flies may do this, but I from this must fly:
+ They are free men, but I am banished.
+ And say'st thou yet that exile is not death?
+ Hadst thou no poison mix'd, no sharp-ground knife,
+ No sudden mean of death, though ne'er so mean,
+ But 'banished' to kill me?--'banished'?
+ O friar, the damned use that word in hell;
+ Howlings attend it: how hast thou the heart,
+ Being a divine, a ghostly confessor,
+ A sin-absolver, and my friend profess'd,
+ To mangle me with that word 'banished'?
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Thou fond mad man, hear me but speak a word.
+
+ROMEO O, thou wilt speak again of banishment.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE I'll give thee armour to keep off that word:
+ Adversity's sweet milk, philosophy,
+ To comfort thee, though thou art banished.
+
+ROMEO Yet 'banished'? Hang up philosophy!
+ Unless philosophy can make a Juliet,
+ Displant a town, reverse a prince's doom,
+ It helps not, it prevails not: talk no more.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE O, then I see that madmen have no ears.
+
+ROMEO How should they, when that wise men have no eyes?
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Let me dispute with thee of thy estate.
+
+ROMEO Thou canst not speak of that thou dost not feel:
+ Wert thou as young as I, Juliet thy love,
+ An hour but married, Tybalt murdered,
+ Doting like me and like me banished,
+ Then mightst thou speak, then mightst thou tear thy hair,
+ And fall upon the ground, as I do now,
+ Taking the measure of an unmade grave.
+
+ [Knocking within]
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Arise; one knocks; good Romeo, hide thyself.
+
+ROMEO Not I; unless the breath of heartsick groans,
+ Mist-like, infold me from the search of eyes.
+
+ [Knocking]
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Hark, how they knock! Who's there? Romeo, arise;
+ Thou wilt be taken. Stay awhile! Stand up;
+
+ [Knocking]
+
+ Run to my study. By and by! God's will,
+ What simpleness is this! I come, I come!
+
+ [Knocking]
+
+ Who knocks so hard? whence come you? what's your will?
+
+Nurse [Within] Let me come in, and you shall know
+ my errand;
+ I come from Lady Juliet.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Welcome, then.
+
+ [Enter Nurse]
+
+Nurse O holy friar, O, tell me, holy friar,
+ Where is my lady's lord, where's Romeo?
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE There on the ground, with his own tears made drunk.
+
+Nurse O, he is even in my mistress' case,
+ Just in her case! O woful sympathy!
+ Piteous predicament! Even so lies she,
+ Blubbering and weeping, weeping and blubbering.
+ Stand up, stand up; stand, and you be a man:
+ For Juliet's sake, for her sake, rise and stand;
+ Why should you fall into so deep an O?
+
+ROMEO Nurse!
+
+Nurse Ah sir! ah sir! Well, death's the end of all.
+
+ROMEO Spakest thou of Juliet? how is it with her?
+ Doth she not think me an old murderer,
+ Now I have stain'd the childhood of our joy
+ With blood removed but little from her own?
+ Where is she? and how doth she? and what says
+ My conceal'd lady to our cancell'd love?
+
+Nurse O, she says nothing, sir, but weeps and weeps;
+ And now falls on her bed; and then starts up,
+ And Tybalt calls; and then on Romeo cries,
+ And then down falls again.
+
+ROMEO As if that name,
+ Shot from the deadly level of a gun,
+ Did murder her; as that name's cursed hand
+ Murder'd her kinsman. O, tell me, friar, tell me,
+ In what vile part of this anatomy
+ Doth my name lodge? tell me, that I may sack
+ The hateful mansion.
+
+ [Drawing his sword]
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Hold thy desperate hand:
+ Art thou a man? thy form cries out thou art:
+ Thy tears are womanish; thy wild acts denote
+ The unreasonable fury of a beast:
+ Unseemly woman in a seeming man!
+ Or ill-beseeming beast in seeming both!
+ Thou hast amazed me: by my holy order,
+ I thought thy disposition better temper'd.
+ Hast thou slain Tybalt? wilt thou slay thyself?
+ And stay thy lady too that lives in thee,
+ By doing damned hate upon thyself?
+ Why rail'st thou on thy birth, the heaven, and earth?
+ Since birth, and heaven, and earth, all three do meet
+ In thee at once; which thou at once wouldst lose.
+ Fie, fie, thou shamest thy shape, thy love, thy wit;
+ Which, like a usurer, abound'st in all,
+ And usest none in that true use indeed
+ Which should bedeck thy shape, thy love, thy wit:
+ Thy noble shape is but a form of wax,
+ Digressing from the valour of a man;
+ Thy dear love sworn but hollow perjury,
+ Killing that love which thou hast vow'd to cherish;
+ Thy wit, that ornament to shape and love,
+ Misshapen in the conduct of them both,
+ Like powder in a skitless soldier's flask,
+ Is set afire by thine own ignorance,
+ And thou dismember'd with thine own defence.
+ What, rouse thee, man! thy Juliet is alive,
+ For whose dear sake thou wast but lately dead;
+ There art thou happy: Tybalt would kill thee,
+ But thou slew'st Tybalt; there are thou happy too:
+ The law that threaten'd death becomes thy friend
+ And turns it to exile; there art thou happy:
+ A pack of blessings lights up upon thy back;
+ Happiness courts thee in her best array;
+ But, like a misbehaved and sullen wench,
+ Thou pout'st upon thy fortune and thy love:
+ Take heed, take heed, for such die miserable.
+ Go, get thee to thy love, as was decreed,
+ Ascend her chamber, hence and comfort her:
+ But look thou stay not till the watch be set,
+ For then thou canst not pass to Mantua;
+ Where thou shalt live, till we can find a time
+ To blaze your marriage, reconcile your friends,
+ Beg pardon of the prince, and call thee back
+ With twenty hundred thousand times more joy
+ Than thou went'st forth in lamentation.
+ Go before, nurse: commend me to thy lady;
+ And bid her hasten all the house to bed,
+ Which heavy sorrow makes them apt unto:
+ Romeo is coming.
+
+Nurse O Lord, I could have stay'd here all the night
+ To hear good counsel: O, what learning is!
+ My lord, I'll tell my lady you will come.
+
+ROMEO Do so, and bid my sweet prepare to chide.
+
+Nurse Here, sir, a ring she bid me give you, sir:
+ Hie you, make haste, for it grows very late.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ROMEO How well my comfort is revived by this!
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Go hence; good night; and here stands all your state:
+ Either be gone before the watch be set,
+ Or by the break of day disguised from hence:
+ Sojourn in Mantua; I'll find out your man,
+ And he shall signify from time to time
+ Every good hap to you that chances here:
+ Give me thy hand; 'tis late: farewell; good night.
+
+ROMEO But that a joy past joy calls out on me,
+ It were a grief, so brief to part with thee: Farewell.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV A room in Capulet's house.
+
+
+ [Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, and PARIS]
+
+CAPULET Things have fall'n out, sir, so unluckily,
+ That we have had no time to move our daughter:
+ Look you, she loved her kinsman Tybalt dearly,
+ And so did I:--Well, we were born to die.
+ 'Tis very late, she'll not come down to-night:
+ I promise you, but for your company,
+ I would have been a-bed an hour ago.
+
+PARIS These times of woe afford no time to woo.
+ Madam, good night: commend me to your daughter.
+
+LADY CAPULET I will, and know her mind early to-morrow;
+ To-night she is mew'd up to her heaviness.
+
+CAPULET Sir Paris, I will make a desperate tender
+ Of my child's love: I think she will be ruled
+ In all respects by me; nay, more, I doubt it not.
+ Wife, go you to her ere you go to bed;
+ Acquaint her here of my son Paris' love;
+ And bid her, mark you me, on Wednesday next--
+ But, soft! what day is this?
+
+PARIS Monday, my lord,
+
+CAPULET Monday! ha, ha! Well, Wednesday is too soon,
+ O' Thursday let it be: o' Thursday, tell her,
+ She shall be married to this noble earl.
+ Will you be ready? do you like this haste?
+ We'll keep no great ado,--a friend or two;
+ For, hark you, Tybalt being slain so late,
+ It may be thought we held him carelessly,
+ Being our kinsman, if we revel much:
+ Therefore we'll have some half a dozen friends,
+ And there an end. But what say you to Thursday?
+
+PARIS My lord, I would that Thursday were to-morrow.
+
+CAPULET Well get you gone: o' Thursday be it, then.
+ Go you to Juliet ere you go to bed,
+ Prepare her, wife, against this wedding-day.
+ Farewell, my lord. Light to my chamber, ho!
+ Afore me! it is so very very late,
+ That we may call it early by and by.
+ Good night.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V Capulet's orchard.
+
+
+ [Enter ROMEO and JULIET above, at the window]
+
+JULIET Wilt thou be gone? it is not yet near day:
+ It was the nightingale, and not the lark,
+ That pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear;
+ Nightly she sings on yon pomegranate-tree:
+ Believe me, love, it was the nightingale.
+
+ROMEO It was the lark, the herald of the morn,
+ No nightingale: look, love, what envious streaks
+ Do lace the severing clouds in yonder east:
+ Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day
+ Stands tiptoe on the misty mountain tops.
+ I must be gone and live, or stay and die.
+
+JULIET Yon light is not day-light, I know it, I:
+ It is some meteor that the sun exhales,
+ To be to thee this night a torch-bearer,
+ And light thee on thy way to Mantua:
+ Therefore stay yet; thou need'st not to be gone.
+
+ROMEO Let me be ta'en, let me be put to death;
+ I am content, so thou wilt have it so.
+ I'll say yon grey is not the morning's eye,
+ 'Tis but the pale reflex of Cynthia's brow;
+ Nor that is not the lark, whose notes do beat
+ The vaulty heaven so high above our heads:
+ I have more care to stay than will to go:
+ Come, death, and welcome! Juliet wills it so.
+ How is't, my soul? let's talk; it is not day.
+
+JULIET It is, it is: hie hence, be gone, away!
+ It is the lark that sings so out of tune,
+ Straining harsh discords and unpleasing sharps.
+ Some say the lark makes sweet division;
+ This doth not so, for she divideth us:
+ Some say the lark and loathed toad change eyes,
+ O, now I would they had changed voices too!
+ Since arm from arm that voice doth us affray,
+ Hunting thee hence with hunt's-up to the day,
+ O, now be gone; more light and light it grows.
+
+ROMEO More light and light; more dark and dark our woes!
+
+ [Enter Nurse, to the chamber]
+
+Nurse Madam!
+
+JULIET Nurse?
+
+Nurse Your lady mother is coming to your chamber:
+ The day is broke; be wary, look about.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+JULIET Then, window, let day in, and let life out.
+
+ROMEO Farewell, farewell! one kiss, and I'll descend.
+
+ [He goeth down]
+
+JULIET Art thou gone so? love, lord, ay, husband, friend!
+ I must hear from thee every day in the hour,
+ For in a minute there are many days:
+ O, by this count I shall be much in years
+ Ere I again behold my Romeo!
+
+ROMEO Farewell!
+ I will omit no opportunity
+ That may convey my greetings, love, to thee.
+
+JULIET O think'st thou we shall ever meet again?
+
+ROMEO I doubt it not; and all these woes shall serve
+ For sweet discourses in our time to come.
+
+JULIET O God, I have an ill-divining soul!
+ Methinks I see thee, now thou art below,
+ As one dead in the bottom of a tomb:
+ Either my eyesight fails, or thou look'st pale.
+
+ROMEO And trust me, love, in my eye so do you:
+ Dry sorrow drinks our blood. Adieu, adieu!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+JULIET O fortune, fortune! all men call thee fickle:
+ If thou art fickle, what dost thou with him.
+ That is renown'd for faith? Be fickle, fortune;
+ For then, I hope, thou wilt not keep him long,
+ But send him back.
+
+LADY CAPULET [Within] Ho, daughter! are you up?
+
+JULIET Who is't that calls? is it my lady mother?
+ Is she not down so late, or up so early?
+ What unaccustom'd cause procures her hither?
+
+ [Enter LADY CAPULET]
+
+LADY CAPULET Why, how now, Juliet!
+
+JULIET Madam, I am not well.
+
+LADY CAPULET Evermore weeping for your cousin's death?
+ What, wilt thou wash him from his grave with tears?
+ An if thou couldst, thou couldst not make him live;
+ Therefore, have done: some grief shows much of love;
+ But much of grief shows still some want of wit.
+
+JULIET Yet let me weep for such a feeling loss.
+
+LADY CAPULET So shall you feel the loss, but not the friend
+ Which you weep for.
+
+JULIET Feeling so the loss,
+ Cannot choose but ever weep the friend.
+
+LADY CAPULET Well, girl, thou weep'st not so much for his death,
+ As that the villain lives which slaughter'd him.
+
+JULIET What villain madam?
+
+LADY CAPULET That same villain, Romeo.
+
+JULIET [Aside] Villain and he be many miles asunder.--
+ God Pardon him! I do, with all my heart;
+ And yet no man like he doth grieve my heart.
+
+LADY CAPULET That is, because the traitor murderer lives.
+
+JULIET Ay, madam, from the reach of these my hands:
+ Would none but I might venge my cousin's death!
+
+LADY CAPULET We will have vengeance for it, fear thou not:
+ Then weep no more. I'll send to one in Mantua,
+ Where that same banish'd runagate doth live,
+ Shall give him such an unaccustom'd dram,
+ That he shall soon keep Tybalt company:
+ And then, I hope, thou wilt be satisfied.
+
+JULIET Indeed, I never shall be satisfied
+ With Romeo, till I behold him--dead--
+ Is my poor heart for a kinsman vex'd.
+ Madam, if you could find out but a man
+ To bear a poison, I would temper it;
+ That Romeo should, upon receipt thereof,
+ Soon sleep in quiet. O, how my heart abhors
+ To hear him named, and cannot come to him.
+ To wreak the love I bore my cousin
+ Upon his body that slaughter'd him!
+
+LADY CAPULET Find thou the means, and I'll find such a man.
+ But now I'll tell thee joyful tidings, girl.
+
+JULIET And joy comes well in such a needy time:
+ What are they, I beseech your ladyship?
+
+LADY CAPULET Well, well, thou hast a careful father, child;
+ One who, to put thee from thy heaviness,
+ Hath sorted out a sudden day of joy,
+ That thou expect'st not nor I look'd not for.
+
+JULIET Madam, in happy time, what day is that?
+
+LADY CAPULET Marry, my child, early next Thursday morn,
+ The gallant, young and noble gentleman,
+ The County Paris, at Saint Peter's Church,
+ Shall happily make thee there a joyful bride.
+
+JULIET Now, by Saint Peter's Church and Peter too,
+ He shall not make me there a joyful bride.
+ I wonder at this haste; that I must wed
+ Ere he, that should be husband, comes to woo.
+ I pray you, tell my lord and father, madam,
+ I will not marry yet; and, when I do, I swear,
+ It shall be Romeo, whom you know I hate,
+ Rather than Paris. These are news indeed!
+
+LADY CAPULET Here comes your father; tell him so yourself,
+ And see how he will take it at your hands.
+
+ [Enter CAPULET and Nurse]
+
+CAPULET When the sun sets, the air doth drizzle dew;
+ But for the sunset of my brother's son
+ It rains downright.
+ How now! a conduit, girl? what, still in tears?
+ Evermore showering? In one little body
+ Thou counterfeit'st a bark, a sea, a wind;
+ For still thy eyes, which I may call the sea,
+ Do ebb and flow with tears; the bark thy body is,
+ Sailing in this salt flood; the winds, thy sighs;
+ Who, raging with thy tears, and they with them,
+ Without a sudden calm, will overset
+ Thy tempest-tossed body. How now, wife!
+ Have you deliver'd to her our decree?
+
+LADY CAPULET Ay, sir; but she will none, she gives you thanks.
+ I would the fool were married to her grave!
+
+CAPULET Soft! take me with you, take me with you, wife.
+ How! will she none? doth she not give us thanks?
+ Is she not proud? doth she not count her blest,
+ Unworthy as she is, that we have wrought
+ So worthy a gentleman to be her bridegroom?
+
+JULIET Not proud, you have; but thankful, that you have:
+ Proud can I never be of what I hate;
+ But thankful even for hate, that is meant love.
+
+CAPULET How now, how now, chop-logic! What is this?
+ 'Proud,' and 'I thank you,' and 'I thank you not;'
+ And yet 'not proud,' mistress minion, you,
+ Thank me no thankings, nor, proud me no prouds,
+ But fettle your fine joints 'gainst Thursday next,
+ To go with Paris to Saint Peter's Church,
+ Or I will drag thee on a hurdle thither.
+ Out, you green-sickness carrion! out, you baggage!
+ You tallow-face!
+
+LADY CAPULET Fie, fie! what, are you mad?
+
+JULIET Good father, I beseech you on my knees,
+ Hear me with patience but to speak a word.
+
+CAPULET Hang thee, young baggage! disobedient wretch!
+ I tell thee what: get thee to church o' Thursday,
+ Or never after look me in the face:
+ Speak not, reply not, do not answer me;
+ My fingers itch. Wife, we scarce thought us blest
+ That God had lent us but this only child;
+ But now I see this one is one too much,
+ And that we have a curse in having her:
+ Out on her, hilding!
+
+Nurse God in heaven bless her!
+ You are to blame, my lord, to rate her so.
+
+CAPULET And why, my lady wisdom? hold your tongue,
+ Good prudence; smatter with your gossips, go.
+
+Nurse I speak no treason.
+
+CAPULET O, God ye god-den.
+
+Nurse May not one speak?
+
+CAPULET Peace, you mumbling fool!
+ Utter your gravity o'er a gossip's bowl;
+ For here we need it not.
+
+LADY CAPULET You are too hot.
+
+CAPULET God's bread! it makes me mad:
+ Day, night, hour, tide, time, work, play,
+ Alone, in company, still my care hath been
+ To have her match'd: and having now provided
+ A gentleman of noble parentage,
+ Of fair demesnes, youthful, and nobly train'd,
+ Stuff'd, as they say, with honourable parts,
+ Proportion'd as one's thought would wish a man;
+ And then to have a wretched puling fool,
+ A whining mammet, in her fortune's tender,
+ To answer 'I'll not wed; I cannot love,
+ I am too young; I pray you, pardon me.'
+ But, as you will not wed, I'll pardon you:
+ Graze where you will you shall not house with me:
+ Look to't, think on't, I do not use to jest.
+ Thursday is near; lay hand on heart, advise:
+ An you be mine, I'll give you to my friend;
+ And you be not, hang, beg, starve, die in
+ the streets,
+ For, by my soul, I'll ne'er acknowledge thee,
+ Nor what is mine shall never do thee good:
+ Trust to't, bethink you; I'll not be forsworn.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+JULIET Is there no pity sitting in the clouds,
+ That sees into the bottom of my grief?
+ O, sweet my mother, cast me not away!
+ Delay this marriage for a month, a week;
+ Or, if you do not, make the bridal bed
+ In that dim monument where Tybalt lies.
+
+LADY CAPULET Talk not to me, for I'll not speak a word:
+ Do as thou wilt, for I have done with thee.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+JULIET O God!--O nurse, how shall this be prevented?
+ My husband is on earth, my faith in heaven;
+ How shall that faith return again to earth,
+ Unless that husband send it me from heaven
+ By leaving earth? comfort me, counsel me.
+ Alack, alack, that heaven should practise stratagems
+ Upon so soft a subject as myself!
+ What say'st thou? hast thou not a word of joy?
+ Some comfort, nurse.
+
+Nurse Faith, here it is.
+ Romeo is banish'd; and all the world to nothing,
+ That he dares ne'er come back to challenge you;
+ Or, if he do, it needs must be by stealth.
+ Then, since the case so stands as now it doth,
+ I think it best you married with the county.
+ O, he's a lovely gentleman!
+ Romeo's a dishclout to him: an eagle, madam,
+ Hath not so green, so quick, so fair an eye
+ As Paris hath. Beshrew my very heart,
+ I think you are happy in this second match,
+ For it excels your first: or if it did not,
+ Your first is dead; or 'twere as good he were,
+ As living here and you no use of him.
+
+JULIET Speakest thou from thy heart?
+
+Nurse And from my soul too;
+ Or else beshrew them both.
+
+JULIET Amen!
+
+Nurse What?
+
+JULIET Well, thou hast comforted me marvellous much.
+ Go in: and tell my lady I am gone,
+ Having displeased my father, to Laurence' cell,
+ To make confession and to be absolved.
+
+Nurse Marry, I will; and this is wisely done.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+JULIET Ancient damnation! O most wicked fiend!
+ Is it more sin to wish me thus forsworn,
+ Or to dispraise my lord with that same tongue
+ Which she hath praised him with above compare
+ So many thousand times? Go, counsellor;
+ Thou and my bosom henceforth shall be twain.
+ I'll to the friar, to know his remedy:
+ If all else fail, myself have power to die.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Friar Laurence's cell.
+
+
+ [Enter FRIAR LAURENCE and PARIS]
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE On Thursday, sir? the time is very short.
+
+PARIS My father Capulet will have it so;
+ And I am nothing slow to slack his haste.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE You say you do not know the lady's mind:
+ Uneven is the course, I like it not.
+
+PARIS Immoderately she weeps for Tybalt's death,
+ And therefore have I little talk'd of love;
+ For Venus smiles not in a house of tears.
+ Now, sir, her father counts it dangerous
+ That she doth give her sorrow so much sway,
+ And in his wisdom hastes our marriage,
+ To stop the inundation of her tears;
+ Which, too much minded by herself alone,
+ May be put from her by society:
+ Now do you know the reason of this haste.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE [Aside] I would I knew not why it should be slow'd.
+ Look, sir, here comes the lady towards my cell.
+
+ [Enter JULIET]
+
+PARIS Happily met, my lady and my wife!
+
+JULIET That may be, sir, when I may be a wife.
+
+PARIS That may be must be, love, on Thursday next.
+
+JULIET What must be shall be.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE That's a certain text.
+
+PARIS Come you to make confession to this father?
+
+JULIET To answer that, I should confess to you.
+
+PARIS Do not deny to him that you love me.
+
+JULIET I will confess to you that I love him.
+
+PARIS So will ye, I am sure, that you love me.
+
+JULIET If I do so, it will be of more price,
+ Being spoke behind your back, than to your face.
+
+PARIS Poor soul, thy face is much abused with tears.
+
+JULIET The tears have got small victory by that;
+ For it was bad enough before their spite.
+
+PARIS Thou wrong'st it, more than tears, with that report.
+
+JULIET That is no slander, sir, which is a truth;
+ And what I spake, I spake it to my face.
+
+PARIS Thy face is mine, and thou hast slander'd it.
+
+JULIET It may be so, for it is not mine own.
+ Are you at leisure, holy father, now;
+ Or shall I come to you at evening mass?
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE My leisure serves me, pensive daughter, now.
+ My lord, we must entreat the time alone.
+
+PARIS God shield I should disturb devotion!
+ Juliet, on Thursday early will I rouse ye:
+ Till then, adieu; and keep this holy kiss.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+JULIET O shut the door! and when thou hast done so,
+ Come weep with me; past hope, past cure, past help!
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Ah, Juliet, I already know thy grief;
+ It strains me past the compass of my wits:
+ I hear thou must, and nothing may prorogue it,
+ On Thursday next be married to this county.
+
+JULIET Tell me not, friar, that thou hear'st of this,
+ Unless thou tell me how I may prevent it:
+ If, in thy wisdom, thou canst give no help,
+ Do thou but call my resolution wise,
+ And with this knife I'll help it presently.
+ God join'd my heart and Romeo's, thou our hands;
+ And ere this hand, by thee to Romeo seal'd,
+ Shall be the label to another deed,
+ Or my true heart with treacherous revolt
+ Turn to another, this shall slay them both:
+ Therefore, out of thy long-experienced time,
+ Give me some present counsel, or, behold,
+ 'Twixt my extremes and me this bloody knife
+ Shall play the umpire, arbitrating that
+ Which the commission of thy years and art
+ Could to no issue of true honour bring.
+ Be not so long to speak; I long to die,
+ If what thou speak'st speak not of remedy.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Hold, daughter: I do spy a kind of hope,
+ Which craves as desperate an execution.
+ As that is desperate which we would prevent.
+ If, rather than to marry County Paris,
+ Thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself,
+ Then is it likely thou wilt undertake
+ A thing like death to chide away this shame,
+ That copest with death himself to scape from it:
+ And, if thou darest, I'll give thee remedy.
+
+JULIET O, bid me leap, rather than marry Paris,
+ From off the battlements of yonder tower;
+ Or walk in thievish ways; or bid me lurk
+ Where serpents are; chain me with roaring bears;
+ Or shut me nightly in a charnel-house,
+ O'er-cover'd quite with dead men's rattling bones,
+ With reeky shanks and yellow chapless skulls;
+ Or bid me go into a new-made grave
+ And hide me with a dead man in his shroud;
+ Things that, to hear them told, have made me tremble;
+ And I will do it without fear or doubt,
+ To live an unstain'd wife to my sweet love.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Hold, then; go home, be merry, give consent
+ To marry Paris: Wednesday is to-morrow:
+ To-morrow night look that thou lie alone;
+ Let not thy nurse lie with thee in thy chamber:
+ Take thou this vial, being then in bed,
+ And this distilled liquor drink thou off;
+ When presently through all thy veins shall run
+ A cold and drowsy humour, for no pulse
+ Shall keep his native progress, but surcease:
+ No warmth, no breath, shall testify thou livest;
+ The roses in thy lips and cheeks shall fade
+ To paly ashes, thy eyes' windows fall,
+ Like death, when he shuts up the day of life;
+ Each part, deprived of supple government,
+ Shall, stiff and stark and cold, appear like death:
+ And in this borrow'd likeness of shrunk death
+ Thou shalt continue two and forty hours,
+ And then awake as from a pleasant sleep.
+ Now, when the bridegroom in the morning comes
+ To rouse thee from thy bed, there art thou dead:
+ Then, as the manner of our country is,
+ In thy best robes uncover'd on the bier
+ Thou shalt be borne to that same ancient vault
+ Where all the kindred of the Capulets lie.
+ In the mean time, against thou shalt awake,
+ Shall Romeo by my letters know our drift,
+ And hither shall he come: and he and I
+ Will watch thy waking, and that very night
+ Shall Romeo bear thee hence to Mantua.
+ And this shall free thee from this present shame;
+ If no inconstant toy, nor womanish fear,
+ Abate thy valour in the acting it.
+
+JULIET Give me, give me! O, tell not me of fear!
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Hold; get you gone, be strong and prosperous
+ In this resolve: I'll send a friar with speed
+ To Mantua, with my letters to thy lord.
+
+JULIET Love give me strength! and strength shall help afford.
+ Farewell, dear father!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Hall in Capulet's house.
+
+
+ [Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, Nurse, and two
+ Servingmen]
+
+CAPULET So many guests invite as here are writ.
+
+ [Exit First Servant]
+
+ Sirrah, go hire me twenty cunning cooks.
+
+Second Servant You shall have none ill, sir; for I'll try if they
+ can lick their fingers.
+
+CAPULET How canst thou try them so?
+
+Second Servant Marry, sir, 'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his
+ own fingers: therefore he that cannot lick his
+ fingers goes not with me.
+
+CAPULET Go, be gone.
+
+ [Exit Second Servant]
+
+ We shall be much unfurnished for this time.
+ What, is my daughter gone to Friar Laurence?
+
+Nurse Ay, forsooth.
+
+CAPULET Well, he may chance to do some good on her:
+ A peevish self-will'd harlotry it is.
+
+Nurse See where she comes from shrift with merry look.
+
+ [Enter JULIET]
+
+CAPULET How now, my headstrong! where have you been gadding?
+
+JULIET Where I have learn'd me to repent the sin
+ Of disobedient opposition
+ To you and your behests, and am enjoin'd
+ By holy Laurence to fall prostrate here,
+ And beg your pardon: pardon, I beseech you!
+ Henceforward I am ever ruled by you.
+
+CAPULET Send for the county; go tell him of this:
+ I'll have this knot knit up to-morrow morning.
+
+JULIET I met the youthful lord at Laurence' cell;
+ And gave him what becomed love I might,
+ Not step o'er the bounds of modesty.
+
+CAPULET Why, I am glad on't; this is well: stand up:
+ This is as't should be. Let me see the county;
+ Ay, marry, go, I say, and fetch him hither.
+ Now, afore God! this reverend holy friar,
+ Our whole city is much bound to him.
+
+JULIET Nurse, will you go with me into my closet,
+ To help me sort such needful ornaments
+ As you think fit to furnish me to-morrow?
+
+LADY CAPULET No, not till Thursday; there is time enough.
+
+CAPULET Go, nurse, go with her: we'll to church to-morrow.
+
+ [Exeunt JULIET and Nurse]
+
+LADY CAPULET We shall be short in our provision:
+ 'Tis now near night.
+
+CAPULET Tush, I will stir about,
+ And all things shall be well, I warrant thee, wife:
+ Go thou to Juliet, help to deck up her;
+ I'll not to bed to-night; let me alone;
+ I'll play the housewife for this once. What, ho!
+ They are all forth. Well, I will walk myself
+ To County Paris, to prepare him up
+ Against to-morrow: my heart is wondrous light,
+ Since this same wayward girl is so reclaim'd.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III Juliet's chamber.
+
+
+ [Enter JULIET and Nurse]
+
+JULIET Ay, those attires are best: but, gentle nurse,
+ I pray thee, leave me to myself to-night,
+ For I have need of many orisons
+ To move the heavens to smile upon my state,
+ Which, well thou know'st, is cross, and full of sin.
+
+ [Enter LADY CAPULET]
+
+LADY CAPULET What, are you busy, ho? need you my help?
+
+JULIET No, madam; we have cull'd such necessaries
+ As are behoveful for our state to-morrow:
+ So please you, let me now be left alone,
+ And let the nurse this night sit up with you;
+ For, I am sure, you have your hands full all,
+ In this so sudden business.
+
+LADY CAPULET Good night:
+ Get thee to bed, and rest; for thou hast need.
+
+ [Exeunt LADY CAPULET and Nurse]
+
+JULIET Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again.
+ I have a faint cold fear thrills through my veins,
+ That almost freezes up the heat of life:
+ I'll call them back again to comfort me:
+ Nurse! What should she do here?
+ My dismal scene I needs must act alone.
+ Come, vial.
+ What if this mixture do not work at all?
+ Shall I be married then to-morrow morning?
+ No, no: this shall forbid it: lie thou there.
+
+ [Laying down her dagger]
+
+ What if it be a poison, which the friar
+ Subtly hath minister'd to have me dead,
+ Lest in this marriage he should be dishonour'd,
+ Because he married me before to Romeo?
+ I fear it is: and yet, methinks, it should not,
+ For he hath still been tried a holy man.
+ How if, when I am laid into the tomb,
+ I wake before the time that Romeo
+ Come to redeem me? there's a fearful point!
+ Shall I not, then, be stifled in the vault,
+ To whose foul mouth no healthsome air breathes in,
+ And there die strangled ere my Romeo comes?
+ Or, if I live, is it not very like,
+ The horrible conceit of death and night,
+ Together with the terror of the place,--
+ As in a vault, an ancient receptacle,
+ Where, for these many hundred years, the bones
+ Of all my buried ancestors are packed:
+ Where bloody Tybalt, yet but green in earth,
+ Lies festering in his shroud; where, as they say,
+ At some hours in the night spirits resort;--
+ Alack, alack, is it not like that I,
+ So early waking, what with loathsome smells,
+ And shrieks like mandrakes' torn out of the earth,
+ That living mortals, hearing them, run mad:--
+ O, if I wake, shall I not be distraught,
+ Environed with all these hideous fears?
+ And madly play with my forefather's joints?
+ And pluck the mangled Tybalt from his shroud?
+ And, in this rage, with some great kinsman's bone,
+ As with a club, dash out my desperate brains?
+ O, look! methinks I see my cousin's ghost
+ Seeking out Romeo, that did spit his body
+ Upon a rapier's point: stay, Tybalt, stay!
+ Romeo, I come! this do I drink to thee.
+
+ [She falls upon her bed, within the curtains]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Hall in Capulet's house.
+
+
+ [Enter LADY CAPULET and Nurse]
+
+LADY CAPULET Hold, take these keys, and fetch more spices, nurse.
+
+Nurse They call for dates and quinces in the pastry.
+
+ [Enter CAPULET]
+
+CAPULET Come, stir, stir, stir! the second cock hath crow'd,
+ The curfew-bell hath rung, 'tis three o'clock:
+ Look to the baked meats, good Angelica:
+ Spare not for the cost.
+
+Nurse Go, you cot-quean, go,
+ Get you to bed; faith, You'll be sick to-morrow
+ For this night's watching.
+
+CAPULET No, not a whit: what! I have watch'd ere now
+ All night for lesser cause, and ne'er been sick.
+
+LADY CAPULET Ay, you have been a mouse-hunt in your time;
+ But I will watch you from such watching now.
+
+ [Exeunt LADY CAPULET and Nurse]
+
+CAPULET A jealous hood, a jealous hood!
+
+ [Enter three or four Servingmen, with spits, logs,
+ and baskets]
+
+ Now, fellow,
+ What's there?
+
+First Servant Things for the cook, sir; but I know not what.
+
+CAPULET Make haste, make haste.
+
+ [Exit First Servant]
+
+ Sirrah, fetch drier logs:
+ Call Peter, he will show thee where they are.
+
+Second Servant I have a head, sir, that will find out logs,
+ And never trouble Peter for the matter.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+CAPULET Mass, and well said; a merry whoreson, ha!
+ Thou shalt be logger-head. Good faith, 'tis day:
+ The county will be here with music straight,
+ For so he said he would: I hear him near.
+
+ [Music within]
+
+ Nurse! Wife! What, ho! What, nurse, I say!
+
+ [Re-enter Nurse]
+
+ Go waken Juliet, go and trim her up;
+ I'll go and chat with Paris: hie, make haste,
+ Make haste; the bridegroom he is come already:
+ Make haste, I say.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE V Juliet's chamber.
+
+
+ [Enter Nurse]
+
+Nurse Mistress! what, mistress! Juliet! fast, I warrant her, she:
+ Why, lamb! why, lady! fie, you slug-a-bed!
+ Why, love, I say! madam! sweet-heart! why, bride!
+ What, not a word? you take your pennyworths now;
+ Sleep for a week; for the next night, I warrant,
+ The County Paris hath set up his rest,
+ That you shall rest but little. God forgive me,
+ Marry, and amen, how sound is she asleep!
+ I must needs wake her. Madam, madam, madam!
+ Ay, let the county take you in your bed;
+ He'll fright you up, i' faith. Will it not be?
+
+ [Undraws the curtains]
+
+ What, dress'd! and in your clothes! and down again!
+ I must needs wake you; Lady! lady! lady!
+ Alas, alas! Help, help! my lady's dead!
+ O, well-a-day, that ever I was born!
+ Some aqua vitae, ho! My lord! my lady!
+
+ [Enter LADY CAPULET]
+
+LADY CAPULET What noise is here?
+
+Nurse O lamentable day!
+
+LADY CAPULET What is the matter?
+
+Nurse Look, look! O heavy day!
+
+LADY CAPULET O me, O me! My child, my only life,
+ Revive, look up, or I will die with thee!
+ Help, help! Call help.
+
+ [Enter CAPULET]
+
+CAPULET For shame, bring Juliet forth; her lord is come.
+
+Nurse She's dead, deceased, she's dead; alack the day!
+
+LADY CAPULET Alack the day, she's dead, she's dead, she's dead!
+
+CAPULET Ha! let me see her: out, alas! she's cold:
+ Her blood is settled, and her joints are stiff;
+ Life and these lips have long been separated:
+ Death lies on her like an untimely frost
+ Upon the sweetest flower of all the field.
+
+Nurse O lamentable day!
+
+LADY CAPULET O woful time!
+
+CAPULET Death, that hath ta'en her hence to make me wail,
+ Ties up my tongue, and will not let me speak.
+
+ [Enter FRIAR LAURENCE and PARIS, with Musicians]
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Come, is the bride ready to go to church?
+
+CAPULET Ready to go, but never to return.
+ O son! the night before thy wedding-day
+ Hath Death lain with thy wife. There she lies,
+ Flower as she was, deflowered by him.
+ Death is my son-in-law, Death is my heir;
+ My daughter he hath wedded: I will die,
+ And leave him all; life, living, all is Death's.
+
+PARIS Have I thought long to see this morning's face,
+ And doth it give me such a sight as this?
+
+LADY CAPULET Accursed, unhappy, wretched, hateful day!
+ Most miserable hour that e'er time saw
+ In lasting labour of his pilgrimage!
+ But one, poor one, one poor and loving child,
+ But one thing to rejoice and solace in,
+ And cruel death hath catch'd it from my sight!
+
+Nurse O woe! O woful, woful, woful day!
+ Most lamentable day, most woful day,
+ That ever, ever, I did yet behold!
+ O day! O day! O day! O hateful day!
+ Never was seen so black a day as this:
+ O woful day, O woful day!
+
+PARIS Beguiled, divorced, wronged, spited, slain!
+ Most detestable death, by thee beguil'd,
+ By cruel cruel thee quite overthrown!
+ O love! O life! not life, but love in death!
+
+CAPULET Despised, distressed, hated, martyr'd, kill'd!
+ Uncomfortable time, why camest thou now
+ To murder, murder our solemnity?
+ O child! O child! my soul, and not my child!
+ Dead art thou! Alack! my child is dead;
+ And with my child my joys are buried.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Peace, ho, for shame! confusion's cure lives not
+ In these confusions. Heaven and yourself
+ Had part in this fair maid; now heaven hath all,
+ And all the better is it for the maid:
+ Your part in her you could not keep from death,
+ But heaven keeps his part in eternal life.
+ The most you sought was her promotion;
+ For 'twas your heaven she should be advanced:
+ And weep ye now, seeing she is advanced
+ Above the clouds, as high as heaven itself?
+ O, in this love, you love your child so ill,
+ That you run mad, seeing that she is well:
+ She's not well married that lives married long;
+ But she's best married that dies married young.
+ Dry up your tears, and stick your rosemary
+ On this fair corse; and, as the custom is,
+ In all her best array bear her to church:
+ For though fond nature bids us an lament,
+ Yet nature's tears are reason's merriment.
+
+CAPULET All things that we ordained festival,
+ Turn from their office to black funeral;
+ Our instruments to melancholy bells,
+ Our wedding cheer to a sad burial feast,
+ Our solemn hymns to sullen dirges change,
+ Our bridal flowers serve for a buried corse,
+ And all things change them to the contrary.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Sir, go you in; and, madam, go with him;
+ And go, Sir Paris; every one prepare
+ To follow this fair corse unto her grave:
+ The heavens do lour upon you for some ill;
+ Move them no more by crossing their high will.
+
+ [Exeunt CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, PARIS, and FRIAR LAURENCE]
+
+First Musician Faith, we may put up our pipes, and be gone.
+
+Nurse Honest goodfellows, ah, put up, put up;
+ For, well you know, this is a pitiful case.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+First Musician Ay, by my troth, the case may be amended.
+
+ [Enter PETER]
+
+PETER Musicians, O, musicians, 'Heart's ease, Heart's
+ ease:' O, an you will have me live, play 'Heart's ease.'
+
+First Musician Why 'Heart's ease?'
+
+PETER O, musicians, because my heart itself plays 'My
+ heart is full of woe:' O, play me some merry dump,
+ to comfort me.
+
+First Musician Not a dump we; 'tis no time to play now.
+
+PETER You will not, then?
+
+First Musician No.
+
+PETER I will then give it you soundly.
+
+First Musician What will you give us?
+
+PETER No money, on my faith, but the gleek;
+ I will give you the minstrel.
+
+First Musician Then I will give you the serving-creature.
+
+PETER Then will I lay the serving-creature's dagger on
+ your pate. I will carry no crotchets: I'll re you,
+ I'll fa you; do you note me?
+
+First Musician An you re us and fa us, you note us.
+
+Second Musician Pray you, put up your dagger, and put out your wit.
+
+PETER Then have at you with my wit! I will dry-beat you
+ with an iron wit, and put up my iron dagger. Answer
+ me like men:
+ 'When griping grief the heart doth wound,
+ And doleful dumps the mind oppress,
+ Then music with her silver sound'--
+ why 'silver sound'? why 'music with her silver
+ sound'? What say you, Simon Catling?
+
+Musician Marry, sir, because silver hath a sweet sound.
+
+PETER Pretty! What say you, Hugh Rebeck?
+
+Second Musician I say 'silver sound,' because musicians sound for silver.
+
+PETER Pretty too! What say you, James Soundpost?
+
+Third Musician Faith, I know not what to say.
+
+PETER O, I cry you mercy; you are the singer: I will say
+ for you. It is 'music with her silver sound,'
+ because musicians have no gold for sounding:
+ 'Then music with her silver sound
+ With speedy help doth lend redress.'
+
+ [Exit]
+
+First Musician What a pestilent knave is this same!
+
+Second Musician Hang him, Jack! Come, we'll in here; tarry for the
+ mourners, and stay dinner.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Mantua. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter ROMEO]
+
+ROMEO If I may trust the flattering truth of sleep,
+ My dreams presage some joyful news at hand:
+ My bosom's lord sits lightly in his throne;
+ And all this day an unaccustom'd spirit
+ Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts.
+ I dreamt my lady came and found me dead--
+ Strange dream, that gives a dead man leave
+ to think!--
+ And breathed such life with kisses in my lips,
+ That I revived, and was an emperor.
+ Ah me! how sweet is love itself possess'd,
+ When but love's shadows are so rich in joy!
+
+ [Enter BALTHASAR, booted]
+
+ News from Verona!--How now, Balthasar!
+ Dost thou not bring me letters from the friar?
+ How doth my lady? Is my father well?
+ How fares my Juliet? that I ask again;
+ For nothing can be ill, if she be well.
+
+BALTHASAR Then she is well, and nothing can be ill:
+ Her body sleeps in Capel's monument,
+ And her immortal part with angels lives.
+ I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault,
+ And presently took post to tell it you:
+ O, pardon me for bringing these ill news,
+ Since you did leave it for my office, sir.
+
+ROMEO Is it even so? then I defy you, stars!
+ Thou know'st my lodging: get me ink and paper,
+ And hire post-horses; I will hence to-night.
+
+BALTHASAR I do beseech you, sir, have patience:
+ Your looks are pale and wild, and do import
+ Some misadventure.
+
+ROMEO Tush, thou art deceived:
+ Leave me, and do the thing I bid thee do.
+ Hast thou no letters to me from the friar?
+
+BALTHASAR No, my good lord.
+
+ROMEO No matter: get thee gone,
+ And hire those horses; I'll be with thee straight.
+
+ [Exit BALTHASAR]
+
+ Well, Juliet, I will lie with thee to-night.
+ Let's see for means: O mischief, thou art swift
+ To enter in the thoughts of desperate men!
+ I do remember an apothecary,--
+ And hereabouts he dwells,--which late I noted
+ In tatter'd weeds, with overwhelming brows,
+ Culling of simples; meagre were his looks,
+ Sharp misery had worn him to the bones:
+ And in his needy shop a tortoise hung,
+ An alligator stuff'd, and other skins
+ Of ill-shaped fishes; and about his shelves
+ A beggarly account of empty boxes,
+ Green earthen pots, bladders and musty seeds,
+ Remnants of packthread and old cakes of roses,
+ Were thinly scatter'd, to make up a show.
+ Noting this penury, to myself I said
+ 'An if a man did need a poison now,
+ Whose sale is present death in Mantua,
+ Here lives a caitiff wretch would sell it him.'
+ O, this same thought did but forerun my need;
+ And this same needy man must sell it me.
+ As I remember, this should be the house.
+ Being holiday, the beggar's shop is shut.
+ What, ho! apothecary!
+
+ [Enter Apothecary]
+
+Apothecary Who calls so loud?
+
+ROMEO Come hither, man. I see that thou art poor:
+ Hold, there is forty ducats: let me have
+ A dram of poison, such soon-speeding gear
+ As will disperse itself through all the veins
+ That the life-weary taker may fall dead
+ And that the trunk may be discharged of breath
+ As violently as hasty powder fired
+ Doth hurry from the fatal cannon's womb.
+
+Apothecary Such mortal drugs I have; but Mantua's law
+ Is death to any he that utters them.
+
+ROMEO Art thou so bare and full of wretchedness,
+ And fear'st to die? famine is in thy cheeks,
+ Need and oppression starveth in thine eyes,
+ Contempt and beggary hangs upon thy back;
+ The world is not thy friend nor the world's law;
+ The world affords no law to make thee rich;
+ Then be not poor, but break it, and take this.
+
+Apothecary My poverty, but not my will, consents.
+
+ROMEO I pay thy poverty, and not thy will.
+
+Apothecary Put this in any liquid thing you will,
+ And drink it off; and, if you had the strength
+ Of twenty men, it would dispatch you straight.
+
+ROMEO There is thy gold, worse poison to men's souls,
+ Doing more murders in this loathsome world,
+ Than these poor compounds that thou mayst not sell.
+ I sell thee poison; thou hast sold me none.
+ Farewell: buy food, and get thyself in flesh.
+ Come, cordial and not poison, go with me
+ To Juliet's grave; for there must I use thee.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Friar Laurence's cell.
+
+
+ [Enter FRIAR JOHN]
+
+FRIAR JOHN Holy Franciscan friar! brother, ho!
+
+ [Enter FRIAR LAURENCE]
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE This same should be the voice of Friar John.
+ Welcome from Mantua: what says Romeo?
+ Or, if his mind be writ, give me his letter.
+
+FRIAR JOHN Going to find a bare-foot brother out
+ One of our order, to associate me,
+ Here in this city visiting the sick,
+ And finding him, the searchers of the town,
+ Suspecting that we both were in a house
+ Where the infectious pestilence did reign,
+ Seal'd up the doors, and would not let us forth;
+ So that my speed to Mantua there was stay'd.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Who bare my letter, then, to Romeo?
+
+FRIAR JOHN I could not send it,--here it is again,--
+ Nor get a messenger to bring it thee,
+ So fearful were they of infection.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Unhappy fortune! by my brotherhood,
+ The letter was not nice but full of charge
+ Of dear import, and the neglecting it
+ May do much danger. Friar John, go hence;
+ Get me an iron crow, and bring it straight
+ Unto my cell.
+
+FRIAR JOHN Brother, I'll go and bring it thee.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Now must I to the monument alone;
+ Within three hours will fair Juliet wake:
+ She will beshrew me much that Romeo
+ Hath had no notice of these accidents;
+ But I will write again to Mantua,
+ And keep her at my cell till Romeo come;
+ Poor living corse, closed in a dead man's tomb!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ ROMEO AND JULIET
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III A churchyard; in it a tomb belonging to the Capulets.
+
+
+ [Enter PARIS, and his Page bearing flowers and a torch]
+
+PARIS Give me thy torch, boy: hence, and stand aloof:
+ Yet put it out, for I would not be seen.
+ Under yond yew-trees lay thee all along,
+ Holding thine ear close to the hollow ground;
+ So shall no foot upon the churchyard tread,
+ Being loose, unfirm, with digging up of graves,
+ But thou shalt hear it: whistle then to me,
+ As signal that thou hear'st something approach.
+ Give me those flowers. Do as I bid thee, go.
+
+PAGE [Aside] I am almost afraid to stand alone
+ Here in the churchyard; yet I will adventure.
+
+ [Retires]
+
+PARIS Sweet flower, with flowers thy bridal bed I strew,--
+ O woe! thy canopy is dust and stones;--
+ Which with sweet water nightly I will dew,
+ Or, wanting that, with tears distill'd by moans:
+ The obsequies that I for thee will keep
+ Nightly shall be to strew thy grave and weep.
+
+ [The Page whistles]
+
+ The boy gives warning something doth approach.
+ What cursed foot wanders this way to-night,
+ To cross my obsequies and true love's rite?
+ What with a torch! muffle me, night, awhile.
+
+ [Retires]
+
+ [Enter ROMEO and BALTHASAR, with a torch,
+ mattock, &c]
+
+ROMEO Give me that mattock and the wrenching iron.
+ Hold, take this letter; early in the morning
+ See thou deliver it to my lord and father.
+ Give me the light: upon thy life, I charge thee,
+ Whate'er thou hear'st or seest, stand all aloof,
+ And do not interrupt me in my course.
+ Why I descend into this bed of death,
+ Is partly to behold my lady's face;
+ But chiefly to take thence from her dead finger
+ A precious ring, a ring that I must use
+ In dear employment: therefore hence, be gone:
+ But if thou, jealous, dost return to pry
+ In what I further shall intend to do,
+ By heaven, I will tear thee joint by joint
+ And strew this hungry churchyard with thy limbs:
+ The time and my intents are savage-wild,
+ More fierce and more inexorable far
+ Than empty tigers or the roaring sea.
+
+BALTHASAR I will be gone, sir, and not trouble you.
+
+ROMEO So shalt thou show me friendship. Take thou that:
+ Live, and be prosperous: and farewell, good fellow.
+
+BALTHASAR [Aside] For all this same, I'll hide me hereabout:
+ His looks I fear, and his intents I doubt.
+
+ [Retires]
+
+ROMEO Thou detestable maw, thou womb of death,
+ Gorged with the dearest morsel of the earth,
+ Thus I enforce thy rotten jaws to open,
+ And, in despite, I'll cram thee with more food!
+
+ [Opens the tomb]
+
+PARIS This is that banish'd haughty Montague,
+ That murder'd my love's cousin, with which grief,
+ It is supposed, the fair creature died;
+ And here is come to do some villanous shame
+ To the dead bodies: I will apprehend him.
+
+ [Comes forward]
+
+ Stop thy unhallow'd toil, vile Montague!
+ Can vengeance be pursued further than death?
+ Condemned villain, I do apprehend thee:
+ Obey, and go with me; for thou must die.
+
+ROMEO I must indeed; and therefore came I hither.
+ Good gentle youth, tempt not a desperate man;
+ Fly hence, and leave me: think upon these gone;
+ Let them affright thee. I beseech thee, youth,
+ Put not another sin upon my head,
+ By urging me to fury: O, be gone!
+ By heaven, I love thee better than myself;
+ For I come hither arm'd against myself:
+ Stay not, be gone; live, and hereafter say,
+ A madman's mercy bade thee run away.
+
+PARIS I do defy thy conjurations,
+ And apprehend thee for a felon here.
+
+ROMEO Wilt thou provoke me? then have at thee, boy!
+
+ [They fight]
+
+PAGE O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+PARIS O, I am slain!
+
+ [Falls]
+
+ If thou be merciful,
+ Open the tomb, lay me with Juliet.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+ROMEO In faith, I will. Let me peruse this face.
+ Mercutio's kinsman, noble County Paris!
+ What said my man, when my betossed soul
+ Did not attend him as we rode? I think
+ He told me Paris should have married Juliet:
+ Said he not so? or did I dream it so?
+ Or am I mad, hearing him talk of Juliet,
+ To think it was so? O, give me thy hand,
+ One writ with me in sour misfortune's book!
+ I'll bury thee in a triumphant grave;
+ A grave? O no! a lantern, slaughter'd youth,
+ For here lies Juliet, and her beauty makes
+ This vault a feasting presence full of light.
+ Death, lie thou there, by a dead man interr'd.
+
+ [Laying PARIS in the tomb]
+
+ How oft when men are at the point of death
+ Have they been merry! which their keepers call
+ A lightning before death: O, how may I
+ Call this a lightning? O my love! my wife!
+ Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath,
+ Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty:
+ Thou art not conquer'd; beauty's ensign yet
+ Is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks,
+ And death's pale flag is not advanced there.
+ Tybalt, liest thou there in thy bloody sheet?
+ O, what more favour can I do to thee,
+ Than with that hand that cut thy youth in twain
+ To sunder his that was thine enemy?
+ Forgive me, cousin! Ah, dear Juliet,
+ Why art thou yet so fair? shall I believe
+ That unsubstantial death is amorous,
+ And that the lean abhorred monster keeps
+ Thee here in dark to be his paramour?
+ For fear of that, I still will stay with thee;
+ And never from this palace of dim night
+ Depart again: here, here will I remain
+ With worms that are thy chamber-maids; O, here
+ Will I set up my everlasting rest,
+ And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars
+ From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last!
+ Arms, take your last embrace! and, lips, O you
+ The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss
+ A dateless bargain to engrossing death!
+ Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide!
+ Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on
+ The dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark!
+ Here's to my love!
+
+ [Drinks]
+
+ O true apothecary!
+ Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.
+
+ [Dies]
+
+ [Enter, at the other end of the churchyard, FRIAR
+ LAURENCE, with a lantern, crow, and spade]
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
+ Have my old feet stumbled at graves! Who's there?
+
+BALTHASAR Here's one, a friend, and one that knows you well.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Bliss be upon you! Tell me, good my friend,
+ What torch is yond, that vainly lends his light
+ To grubs and eyeless skulls? as I discern,
+ It burneth in the Capel's monument.
+
+BALTHASAR It doth so, holy sir; and there's my master,
+ One that you love.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Who is it?
+
+BALTHASAR Romeo.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE How long hath he been there?
+
+BALTHASAR Full half an hour.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Go with me to the vault.
+
+BALTHASAR I dare not, sir
+ My master knows not but I am gone hence;
+ And fearfully did menace me with death,
+ If I did stay to look on his intents.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Stay, then; I'll go alone. Fear comes upon me:
+ O, much I fear some ill unlucky thing.
+
+BALTHASAR As I did sleep under this yew-tree here,
+ I dreamt my master and another fought,
+ And that my master slew him.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE Romeo!
+
+ [Advances]
+
+ Alack, alack, what blood is this, which stains
+ The stony entrance of this sepulchre?
+ What mean these masterless and gory swords
+ To lie discolour'd by this place of peace?
+
+ [Enters the tomb]
+
+ Romeo! O, pale! Who else? what, Paris too?
+ And steep'd in blood? Ah, what an unkind hour
+ Is guilty of this lamentable chance!
+ The lady stirs.
+
+ [JULIET wakes]
+
+JULIET O comfortable friar! where is my lord?
+ I do remember well where I should be,
+ And there I am. Where is my Romeo?
+
+ [Noise within]
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE I hear some noise. Lady, come from that nest
+ Of death, contagion, and unnatural sleep:
+ A greater power than we can contradict
+ Hath thwarted our intents. Come, come away.
+ Thy husband in thy bosom there lies dead;
+ And Paris too. Come, I'll dispose of thee
+ Among a sisterhood of holy nuns:
+ Stay not to question, for the watch is coming;
+ Come, go, good Juliet,
+
+ [Noise again]
+
+ I dare no longer stay.
+
+JULIET Go, get thee hence, for I will not away.
+
+ [Exit FRIAR LAURENCE]
+
+ What's here? a cup, closed in my true love's hand?
+ Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end:
+ O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop
+ To help me after? I will kiss thy lips;
+ Haply some poison yet doth hang on them,
+ To make die with a restorative.
+
+ [Kisses him]
+
+ Thy lips are warm.
+
+First Watchman [Within] Lead, boy: which way?
+
+JULIET Yea, noise? then I'll be brief. O happy dagger!
+
+ [Snatching ROMEO's dagger]
+
+ This is thy sheath;
+
+ [Stabs herself]
+
+ there rust, and let me die.
+
+ [Falls on ROMEO's body, and dies]
+
+ [Enter Watch, with the Page of PARIS]
+
+PAGE This is the place; there, where the torch doth burn.
+
+First Watchman The ground is bloody; search about the churchyard:
+ Go, some of you, whoe'er you find attach.
+ Pitiful sight! here lies the county slain,
+ And Juliet bleeding, warm, and newly dead,
+ Who here hath lain these two days buried.
+ Go, tell the prince: run to the Capulets:
+ Raise up the Montagues: some others search:
+ We see the ground whereon these woes do lie;
+ But the true ground of all these piteous woes
+ We cannot without circumstance descry.
+
+ [Re-enter some of the Watch, with BALTHASAR]
+
+Second Watchman Here's Romeo's man; we found him in the churchyard.
+
+First Watchman Hold him in safety, till the prince come hither.
+
+ [Re-enter others of the Watch, with FRIAR LAURENCE]
+
+Third Watchman Here is a friar, that trembles, sighs and weeps:
+ We took this mattock and this spade from him,
+ As he was coming from this churchyard side.
+
+First Watchman A great suspicion: stay the friar too.
+
+ [Enter the PRINCE and Attendants]
+
+PRINCE What misadventure is so early up,
+ That calls our person from our morning's rest?
+
+ [Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, and others]
+
+CAPULET What should it be, that they so shriek abroad?
+
+LADY CAPULET The people in the street cry Romeo,
+ Some Juliet, and some Paris; and all run,
+ With open outcry toward our monument.
+
+PRINCE What fear is this which startles in our ears?
+
+First Watchman Sovereign, here lies the County Paris slain;
+ And Romeo dead; and Juliet, dead before,
+ Warm and new kill'd.
+
+PRINCE Search, seek, and know how this foul murder comes.
+
+First Watchman Here is a friar, and slaughter'd Romeo's man;
+ With instruments upon them, fit to open
+ These dead men's tombs.
+
+CAPULET O heavens! O wife, look how our daughter bleeds!
+ This dagger hath mista'en--for, lo, his house
+ Is empty on the back of Montague,--
+ And it mis-sheathed in my daughter's bosom!
+
+LADY CAPULET O me! this sight of death is as a bell,
+ That warns my old age to a sepulchre.
+
+ [Enter MONTAGUE and others]
+
+PRINCE Come, Montague; for thou art early up,
+ To see thy son and heir more early down.
+
+MONTAGUE Alas, my liege, my wife is dead to-night;
+ Grief of my son's exile hath stopp'd her breath:
+ What further woe conspires against mine age?
+
+PRINCE Look, and thou shalt see.
+
+MONTAGUE O thou untaught! what manners is in this?
+ To press before thy father to a grave?
+
+PRINCE Seal up the mouth of outrage for a while,
+ Till we can clear these ambiguities,
+ And know their spring, their head, their
+ true descent;
+ And then will I be general of your woes,
+ And lead you even to death: meantime forbear,
+ And let mischance be slave to patience.
+ Bring forth the parties of suspicion.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE I am the greatest, able to do least,
+ Yet most suspected, as the time and place
+ Doth make against me of this direful murder;
+ And here I stand, both to impeach and purge
+ Myself condemned and myself excused.
+
+PRINCE Then say at once what thou dost know in this.
+
+FRIAR LAURENCE I will be brief, for my short date of breath
+ Is not so long as is a tedious tale.
+ Romeo, there dead, was husband to that Juliet;
+ And she, there dead, that Romeo's faithful wife:
+ I married them; and their stol'n marriage-day
+ Was Tybalt's dooms-day, whose untimely death
+ Banish'd the new-made bridegroom from the city,
+ For whom, and not for Tybalt, Juliet pined.
+ You, to remove that siege of grief from her,
+ Betroth'd and would have married her perforce
+ To County Paris: then comes she to me,
+ And, with wild looks, bid me devise some mean
+ To rid her from this second marriage,
+ Or in my cell there would she kill herself.
+ Then gave I her, so tutor'd by my art,
+ A sleeping potion; which so took effect
+ As I intended, for it wrought on her
+ The form of death: meantime I writ to Romeo,
+ That he should hither come as this dire night,
+ To help to take her from her borrow'd grave,
+ Being the time the potion's force should cease.
+ But he which bore my letter, Friar John,
+ Was stay'd by accident, and yesternight
+ Return'd my letter back. Then all alone
+ At the prefixed hour of her waking,
+ Came I to take her from her kindred's vault;
+ Meaning to keep her closely at my cell,
+ Till I conveniently could send to Romeo:
+ But when I came, some minute ere the time
+ Of her awaking, here untimely lay
+ The noble Paris and true Romeo dead.
+ She wakes; and I entreated her come forth,
+ And bear this work of heaven with patience:
+ But then a noise did scare me from the tomb;
+ And she, too desperate, would not go with me,
+ But, as it seems, did violence on herself.
+ All this I know; and to the marriage
+ Her nurse is privy: and, if aught in this
+ Miscarried by my fault, let my old life
+ Be sacrificed, some hour before his time,
+ Unto the rigour of severest law.
+
+PRINCE We still have known thee for a holy man.
+ Where's Romeo's man? what can he say in this?
+
+BALTHASAR I brought my master news of Juliet's death;
+ And then in post he came from Mantua
+ To this same place, to this same monument.
+ This letter he early bid me give his father,
+ And threatened me with death, going in the vault,
+ I departed not and left him there.
+
+PRINCE Give me the letter; I will look on it.
+ Where is the county's page, that raised the watch?
+ Sirrah, what made your master in this place?
+
+PAGE He came with flowers to strew his lady's grave;
+ And bid me stand aloof, and so I did:
+ Anon comes one with light to ope the tomb;
+ And by and by my master drew on him;
+ And then I ran away to call the watch.
+
+PRINCE This letter doth make good the friar's words,
+ Their course of love, the tidings of her death:
+ And here he writes that he did buy a poison
+ Of a poor 'pothecary, and therewithal
+ Came to this vault to die, and lie with Juliet.
+ Where be these enemies? Capulet! Montague!
+ See, what a scourge is laid upon your hate,
+ That heaven finds means to kill your joys with love.
+ And I for winking at your discords too
+ Have lost a brace of kinsmen: all are punish'd.
+
+CAPULET O brother Montague, give me thy hand:
+ This is my daughter's jointure, for no more
+ Can I demand.
+
+MONTAGUE But I can give thee more:
+ For I will raise her statue in pure gold;
+ That while Verona by that name is known,
+ There shall no figure at such rate be set
+ As that of true and faithful Juliet.
+
+CAPULET As rich shall Romeo's by his lady's lie;
+ Poor sacrifices of our enmity!
+
+PRINCE A glooming peace this morning with it brings;
+ The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head:
+ Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things;
+ Some shall be pardon'd, and some punished:
+ For never was a story of more woe
+ Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+TIMON of Athens.
+
+
+LUCIUS |
+ |
+LUCULLUS | flattering lords.
+ |
+SEMPRONIUS |
+
+
+VENTIDIUS one of Timon's false friends.
+
+ALCIBIADES an Athenian captain.
+
+APEMANTUS a churlish philosopher.
+
+FLAVIUS steward to Timon.
+
+ Poet, Painter, Jeweller, and Merchant. (Poet:)
+ (Painter:)
+ (Jeweller:)
+ (Merchant:)
+
+ An old Athenian. (Old Athenian:)
+
+
+FLAMINIUS |
+ |
+LUCILIUS | servants to Timon.
+ |
+SERVILIUS |
+
+
+CAPHIS |
+ |
+PHILOTUS |
+ |
+TITUS |
+ | servants to Timon's creditors.
+LUCIUS |
+ |
+HORTENSIUS |
+ |
+And others |
+
+
+ A Page. (Page:)
+
+ A Fool. (Fool:)
+
+ Three Strangers.
+ (First Stranger:)
+ (Second Stranger:)
+ (Third Stranger:)
+
+
+PHRYNIA |
+ | mistresses to Alcibiades.
+TIMANDRA |
+
+
+ Cupid and Amazons in the mask. (Cupid:)
+
+ Other Lords, Senators, Officers, Soldiers,
+ Banditti, and Attendants.
+ (First Lord:)
+ (Second Lord:)
+ (Third Lord:)
+ (Fourth Lord:)
+ (Senator:)
+ (First Senator:)
+ (Second Senator:)
+ (Third Senator:)
+ (Soldier:)
+ (First Bandit:)
+ (Second Bandit:)
+ (Third Bandit:)
+ (Messenger:)
+ (Servant:)
+ (First Servant:)
+ (Second Servant:)
+ (Third Servant:)
+ (Varro's First Servant:)
+ (Varro's Second Servant:)
+ (Lucilius' Servant:)
+
+
+SCENE Athens, and the neighbouring woods.
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Athens. A hall in Timon's house.
+
+
+ [Enter Poet, Painter, Jeweller, Merchant, and
+ others, at several doors]
+
+Poet Good day, sir.
+
+Painter I am glad you're well.
+
+Poet I have not seen you long: how goes the world?
+
+Painter It wears, sir, as it grows.
+
+Poet Ay, that's well known:
+ But what particular rarity? what strange,
+ Which manifold record not matches? See,
+ Magic of bounty! all these spirits thy power
+ Hath conjured to attend. I know the merchant.
+
+Painter I know them both; th' other's a jeweller.
+
+Merchant O, 'tis a worthy lord.
+
+Jeweller Nay, that's most fix'd.
+
+Merchant A most incomparable man, breathed, as it were,
+ To an untirable and continuate goodness:
+ He passes.
+
+Jeweller: I have a jewel here--
+
+Merchant O, pray, let's see't: for the Lord Timon, sir?
+
+Jeweller: If he will touch the estimate: but, for that--
+
+Poet [Reciting to himself] 'When we for recompense have
+ praised the vile,
+ It stains the glory in that happy verse
+ Which aptly sings the good.'
+
+Merchant 'Tis a good form.
+
+ [Looking at the jewel]
+
+Jeweller And rich: here is a water, look ye.
+
+Painter You are rapt, sir, in some work, some dedication
+ To the great lord.
+
+Poet A thing slipp'd idly from me.
+ Our poesy is as a gum, which oozes
+ From whence 'tis nourish'd: the fire i' the flint
+ Shows not till it be struck; our gentle flame
+ Provokes itself and like the current flies
+ Each bound it chafes. What have you there?
+
+Painter A picture, sir. When comes your book forth?
+
+Poet Upon the heels of my presentment, sir.
+ Let's see your piece.
+
+Painter 'Tis a good piece.
+
+Poet So 'tis: this comes off well and excellent.
+
+Painter Indifferent.
+
+Poet Admirable: how this grace
+ Speaks his own standing! what a mental power
+ This eye shoots forth! how big imagination
+ Moves in this lip! to the dumbness of the gesture
+ One might interpret.
+
+Painter It is a pretty mocking of the life.
+ Here is a touch; is't good?
+
+Poet I will say of it,
+ It tutors nature: artificial strife
+ Lives in these touches, livelier than life.
+
+ [Enter certain Senators, and pass over]
+
+Painter How this lord is follow'd!
+
+Poet The senators of Athens: happy man!
+
+Painter Look, more!
+
+Poet You see this confluence, this great flood
+ of visitors.
+ I have, in this rough work, shaped out a man,
+ Whom this beneath world doth embrace and hug
+ With amplest entertainment: my free drift
+ Halts not particularly, but moves itself
+ In a wide sea of wax: no levell'd malice
+ Infects one comma in the course I hold;
+ But flies an eagle flight, bold and forth on,
+ Leaving no tract behind.
+
+Painter How shall I understand you?
+
+Poet I will unbolt to you.
+ You see how all conditions, how all minds,
+ As well of glib and slippery creatures as
+ Of grave and austere quality, tender down
+ Their services to Lord Timon: his large fortune
+ Upon his good and gracious nature hanging
+ Subdues and properties to his love and tendance
+ All sorts of hearts; yea, from the glass-faced flatterer
+ To Apemantus, that few things loves better
+ Than to abhor himself: even he drops down
+ The knee before him, and returns in peace
+ Most rich in Timon's nod.
+
+Painter I saw them speak together.
+
+Poet Sir, I have upon a high and pleasant hill
+ Feign'd Fortune to be throned: the base o' the mount
+ Is rank'd with all deserts, all kind of natures,
+ That labour on the bosom of this sphere
+ To propagate their states: amongst them all,
+ Whose eyes are on this sovereign lady fix'd,
+ One do I personate of Lord Timon's frame,
+ Whom Fortune with her ivory hand wafts to her;
+ Whose present grace to present slaves and servants
+ Translates his rivals.
+
+Painter 'Tis conceived to scope.
+ This throne, this Fortune, and this hill, methinks,
+ With one man beckon'd from the rest below,
+ Bowing his head against the sleepy mount
+ To climb his happiness, would be well express'd
+ In our condition.
+
+Poet Nay, sir, but hear me on.
+ All those which were his fellows but of late,
+ Some better than his value, on the moment
+ Follow his strides, his lobbies fill with tendance,
+ Rain sacrificial whisperings in his ear,
+ Make sacred even his stirrup, and through him
+ Drink the free air.
+
+Painter Ay, marry, what of these?
+
+Poet When Fortune in her shift and change of mood
+ Spurns down her late beloved, all his dependants
+ Which labour'd after him to the mountain's top
+ Even on their knees and hands, let him slip down,
+ Not one accompanying his declining foot.
+
+Painter 'Tis common:
+ A thousand moral paintings I can show
+ That shall demonstrate these quick blows of Fortune's
+ More pregnantly than words. Yet you do well
+ To show Lord Timon that mean eyes have seen
+ The foot above the head.
+
+ [Trumpets sound. Enter TIMON, addressing himself
+ courteously to every suitor; a Messenger from
+ VENTIDIUS talking with him; LUCILIUS and other
+ servants following]
+
+TIMON Imprison'd is he, say you?
+
+Messenger Ay, my good lord: five talents is his debt,
+ His means most short, his creditors most strait:
+ Your honourable letter he desires
+ To those have shut him up; which failing,
+ Periods his comfort.
+
+TIMON Noble Ventidius! Well;
+ I am not of that feather to shake off
+ My friend when he must need me. I do know him
+ A gentleman that well deserves a help:
+ Which he shall have: I'll pay the debt,
+ and free him.
+
+Messenger Your lordship ever binds him.
+
+TIMON Commend me to him: I will send his ransom;
+ And being enfranchised, bid him come to me.
+ 'Tis not enough to help the feeble up,
+ But to support him after. Fare you well.
+
+Messenger All happiness to your honour!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter an old Athenian]
+
+Old Athenian Lord Timon, hear me speak.
+
+TIMON Freely, good father.
+
+Old Athenian Thou hast a servant named Lucilius.
+
+TIMON I have so: what of him?
+
+Old Athenian Most noble Timon, call the man before thee.
+
+TIMON Attends he here, or no? Lucilius!
+
+LUCILIUS Here, at your lordship's service.
+
+Old Athenian This fellow here, Lord Timon, this thy creature,
+ By night frequents my house. I am a man
+ That from my first have been inclined to thrift;
+ And my estate deserves an heir more raised
+ Than one which holds a trencher.
+
+TIMON Well; what further?
+
+Old Athenian One only daughter have I, no kin else,
+ On whom I may confer what I have got:
+ The maid is fair, o' the youngest for a bride,
+ And I have bred her at my dearest cost
+ In qualities of the best. This man of thine
+ Attempts her love: I prithee, noble lord,
+ Join with me to forbid him her resort;
+ Myself have spoke in vain.
+
+TIMON The man is honest.
+
+Old Athenian Therefore he will be, Timon:
+ His honesty rewards him in itself;
+ It must not bear my daughter.
+
+TIMON Does she love him?
+
+Old Athenian She is young and apt:
+ Our own precedent passions do instruct us
+ What levity's in youth.
+
+TIMON [To LUCILIUS] Love you the maid?
+
+LUCILIUS Ay, my good lord, and she accepts of it.
+
+Old Athenian If in her marriage my consent be missing,
+ I call the gods to witness, I will choose
+ Mine heir from forth the beggars of the world,
+ And dispossess her all.
+
+TIMON How shall she be endow'd,
+ if she be mated with an equal husband?
+
+Old Athenian Three talents on the present; in future, all.
+
+TIMON This gentleman of mine hath served me long:
+ To build his fortune I will strain a little,
+ For 'tis a bond in men. Give him thy daughter:
+ What you bestow, in him I'll counterpoise,
+ And make him weigh with her.
+
+Old Athenian Most noble lord,
+ Pawn me to this your honour, she is his.
+
+TIMON My hand to thee; mine honour on my promise.
+
+LUCILIUS Humbly I thank your lordship: never may
+ The state or fortune fall into my keeping,
+ Which is not owed to you!
+
+ [Exeunt LUCILIUS and Old Athenian]
+
+Poet Vouchsafe my labour, and long live your lordship!
+
+TIMON I thank you; you shall hear from me anon:
+ Go not away. What have you there, my friend?
+
+Painter A piece of painting, which I do beseech
+ Your lordship to accept.
+
+TIMON Painting is welcome.
+ The painting is almost the natural man;
+ or since dishonour traffics with man's nature,
+ He is but outside: these pencill'd figures are
+ Even such as they give out. I like your work;
+ And you shall find I like it: wait attendance
+ Till you hear further from me.
+
+Painter The gods preserve ye!
+
+TIMON Well fare you, gentleman: give me your hand;
+ We must needs dine together. Sir, your jewel
+ Hath suffer'd under praise.
+
+Jeweller What, my lord! dispraise?
+
+TIMON A more satiety of commendations.
+ If I should pay you for't as 'tis extoll'd,
+ It would unclew me quite.
+
+Jeweller My lord, 'tis rated
+ As those which sell would give: but you well know,
+ Things of like value differing in the owners
+ Are prized by their masters: believe't, dear lord,
+ You mend the jewel by the wearing it.
+
+TIMON Well mock'd.
+
+Merchant No, my good lord; he speaks the common tongue,
+ Which all men speak with him.
+
+TIMON Look, who comes here: will you be chid?
+
+ [Enter APEMANTUS]
+
+Jeweller: We'll bear, with your lordship.
+
+Merchant He'll spare none.
+
+TIMON Good morrow to thee, gentle Apemantus!
+
+APEMANTUS Till I be gentle, stay thou for thy good morrow;
+ When thou art Timon's dog, and these knaves honest.
+
+TIMON Why dost thou call them knaves? thou know'st them not.
+
+APEMANTUS Are they not Athenians?
+
+TIMON Yes.
+
+APEMANTUS Then I repent not.
+
+Jeweller: You know me, Apemantus?
+
+APEMANTUS Thou know'st I do: I call'd thee by thy name.
+
+TIMON Thou art proud, Apemantus.
+
+APEMANTUS Of nothing so much as that I am not like Timon.
+
+TIMON Whither art going?
+
+APEMANTUS To knock out an honest Athenian's brains.
+
+TIMON That's a deed thou'lt die for.
+
+APEMANTUS Right, if doing nothing be death by the law.
+
+TIMON How likest thou this picture, Apemantus?
+
+APEMANTUS The best, for the innocence.
+
+TIMON Wrought he not well that painted it?
+
+APEMANTUS He wrought better that made the painter; and yet
+ he's but a filthy piece of work.
+
+Painter You're a dog.
+
+APEMANTUS Thy mother's of my generation: what's she, if I be a dog?
+
+TIMON Wilt dine with me, Apemantus?
+
+APEMANTUS No; I eat not lords.
+
+TIMON An thou shouldst, thou 'ldst anger ladies.
+
+APEMANTUS O, they eat lords; so they come by great bellies.
+
+TIMON That's a lascivious apprehension.
+
+APEMANTUS So thou apprehendest it: take it for thy labour.
+
+TIMON How dost thou like this jewel, Apemantus?
+
+APEMANTUS Not so well as plain-dealing, which will not cost a
+ man a doit.
+
+TIMON What dost thou think 'tis worth?
+
+APEMANTUS Not worth my thinking. How now, poet!
+
+Poet How now, philosopher!
+
+APEMANTUS Thou liest.
+
+Poet Art not one?
+
+APEMANTUS Yes.
+
+Poet Then I lie not.
+
+APEMANTUS Art not a poet?
+
+Poet Yes.
+
+APEMANTUS Then thou liest: look in thy last work, where thou
+ hast feigned him a worthy fellow.
+
+Poet That's not feigned; he is so.
+
+APEMANTUS Yes, he is worthy of thee, and to pay thee for thy
+ labour: he that loves to be flattered is worthy o'
+ the flatterer. Heavens, that I were a lord!
+
+TIMON What wouldst do then, Apemantus?
+
+APEMANTUS E'en as Apemantus does now; hate a lord with my heart.
+
+TIMON What, thyself?
+
+APEMANTUS Ay.
+
+TIMON Wherefore?
+
+APEMANTUS That I had no angry wit to be a lord.
+ Art not thou a merchant?
+
+Merchant Ay, Apemantus.
+
+APEMANTUS Traffic confound thee, if the gods will not!
+
+Merchant If traffic do it, the gods do it.
+
+APEMANTUS Traffic's thy god; and thy god confound thee!
+
+ [Trumpet sounds. Enter a Messenger]
+
+TIMON What trumpet's that?
+
+Messenger 'Tis Alcibiades, and some twenty horse,
+ All of companionship.
+
+TIMON Pray, entertain them; give them guide to us.
+
+ [Exeunt some Attendants]
+
+ You must needs dine with me: go not you hence
+ Till I have thank'd you: when dinner's done,
+ Show me this piece. I am joyful of your sights.
+
+ [Enter ALCIBIADES, with the rest]
+
+ Most welcome, sir!
+
+APEMANTUS So, so, there!
+ Aches contract and starve your supple joints!
+ That there should be small love 'mongst these
+ sweet knaves,
+ And all this courtesy! The strain of man's bred out
+ Into baboon and monkey.
+
+ALCIBIADES Sir, you have saved my longing, and I feed
+ Most hungerly on your sight.
+
+TIMON Right welcome, sir!
+ Ere we depart, we'll share a bounteous time
+ In different pleasures. Pray you, let us in.
+
+ [Exeunt all except APEMANTUS]
+
+ [Enter two Lords]
+
+First Lord What time o' day is't, Apemantus?
+
+APEMANTUS Time to be honest.
+
+First Lord That time serves still.
+
+APEMANTUS The more accursed thou, that still omitt'st it.
+
+Second Lord Thou art going to Lord Timon's feast?
+
+APEMANTUS Ay, to see meat fill knaves and wine heat fools.
+
+Second Lord Fare thee well, fare thee well.
+
+APEMANTUS Thou art a fool to bid me farewell twice.
+
+Second Lord Why, Apemantus?
+
+APEMANTUS Shouldst have kept one to thyself, for I mean to
+ give thee none.
+
+First Lord Hang thyself!
+
+APEMANTUS No, I will do nothing at thy bidding: make thy
+ requests to thy friend.
+
+Second Lord Away, unpeaceable dog, or I'll spurn thee hence!
+
+APEMANTUS I will fly, like a dog, the heels o' the ass.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+First Lord He's opposite to humanity. Come, shall we in,
+ And taste Lord Timon's bounty? he outgoes
+ The very heart of kindness.
+
+Second Lord He pours it out; Plutus, the god of gold,
+ Is but his steward: no meed, but he repays
+ Sevenfold above itself; no gift to him,
+ But breeds the giver a return exceeding
+ All use of quittance.
+
+First Lord The noblest mind he carries
+ That ever govern'd man.
+
+Second Lord Long may he live in fortunes! Shall we in?
+
+First Lord I'll keep you company.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE II A banqueting-room in Timon's house.
+
+
+ [Hautboys playing loud music. A great banquet
+ served in; FLAVIUS and others attending; then enter
+ TIMON, ALCIBIADES, Lords, Senators, and VENTIDIUS.
+ Then comes, dropping, after all, APEMANTUS,
+ discontentedly, like himself]
+
+VENTIDIUS Most honour'd Timon,
+ It hath pleased the gods to remember my father's age,
+ And call him to long peace.
+ He is gone happy, and has left me rich:
+ Then, as in grateful virtue I am bound
+ To your free heart, I do return those talents,
+ Doubled with thanks and service, from whose help
+ I derived liberty.
+
+TIMON O, by no means,
+ Honest Ventidius; you mistake my love:
+ I gave it freely ever; and there's none
+ Can truly say he gives, if he receives:
+ If our betters play at that game, we must not dare
+ To imitate them; faults that are rich are fair.
+
+VENTIDIUS A noble spirit!
+
+TIMON Nay, my lords,
+
+ [They all stand ceremoniously looking on TIMON]
+
+ Ceremony was but devised at first
+ To set a gloss on faint deeds, hollow welcomes,
+ Recanting goodness, sorry ere 'tis shown;
+ But where there is true friendship, there needs none.
+ Pray, sit; more welcome are ye to my fortunes
+ Than my fortunes to me.
+
+ [They sit]
+
+First Lord My lord, we always have confess'd it.
+
+APEMANTUS Ho, ho, confess'd it! hang'd it, have you not?
+
+TIMON O, Apemantus, you are welcome.
+
+APEMANTUS No;
+ You shall not make me welcome:
+ I come to have thee thrust me out of doors.
+
+TIMON Fie, thou'rt a churl; ye've got a humour there
+ Does not become a man: 'tis much to blame.
+ They say, my lords, 'ira furor brevis est;' but yond
+ man is ever angry. Go, let him have a table by
+ himself, for he does neither affect company, nor is
+ he fit for't, indeed.
+
+APEMANTUS Let me stay at thine apperil, Timon: I come to
+ observe; I give thee warning on't.
+
+TIMON I take no heed of thee; thou'rt an Athenian,
+ therefore welcome: I myself would have no power;
+ prithee, let my meat make thee silent.
+
+APEMANTUS I scorn thy meat; 'twould choke me, for I should
+ ne'er flatter thee. O you gods, what a number of
+ men eat Timon, and he sees 'em not! It grieves me
+ to see so many dip their meat in one man's blood;
+ and all the madness is, he cheers them up too.
+ I wonder men dare trust themselves with men:
+ Methinks they should invite them without knives;
+ Good for their meat, and safer for their lives.
+ There's much example for't; the fellow that sits
+ next him now, parts bread with him, pledges the
+ breath of him in a divided draught, is the readiest
+ man to kill him: 't has been proved. If I were a
+ huge man, I should fear to drink at meals;
+ Lest they should spy my windpipe's dangerous notes:
+ Great men should drink with harness on their throats.
+
+TIMON My lord, in heart; and let the health go round.
+
+Second Lord Let it flow this way, my good lord.
+
+APEMANTUS Flow this way! A brave fellow! he keeps his tides
+ well. Those healths will make thee and thy state
+ look ill, Timon. Here's that which is too weak to
+ be a sinner, honest water, which ne'er left man i' the mire:
+ This and my food are equals; there's no odds:
+ Feasts are too proud to give thanks to the gods.
+
+ Apemantus' grace.
+
+ Immortal gods, I crave no pelf;
+ I pray for no man but myself:
+ Grant I may never prove so fond,
+ To trust man on his oath or bond;
+ Or a harlot, for her weeping;
+ Or a dog, that seems a-sleeping:
+ Or a keeper with my freedom;
+ Or my friends, if I should need 'em.
+ Amen. So fall to't:
+ Rich men sin, and I eat root.
+
+ [Eats and drinks]
+
+ Much good dich thy good heart, Apemantus!
+
+TIMON Captain Alcibiades, your heart's in the field now.
+
+ALCIBIADES My heart is ever at your service, my lord.
+
+TIMON You had rather be at a breakfast of enemies than a
+ dinner of friends.
+
+ALCIBIADES So the were bleeding-new, my lord, there's no meat
+ like 'em: I could wish my best friend at such a feast.
+
+APEMANTUS Would all those fatterers were thine enemies then,
+ that then thou mightst kill 'em and bid me to 'em!
+
+First Lord Might we but have that happiness, my lord, that you
+ would once use our hearts, whereby we might express
+ some part of our zeals, we should think ourselves
+ for ever perfect.
+
+TIMON O, no doubt, my good friends, but the gods
+ themselves have provided that I shall have much help
+ from you: how had you been my friends else? why
+ have you that charitable title from thousands, did
+ not you chiefly belong to my heart? I have told
+ more of you to myself than you can with modesty
+ speak in your own behalf; and thus far I confirm
+ you. O you gods, think I, what need we have any
+ friends, if we should ne'er have need of 'em? they
+ were the most needless creatures living, should we
+ ne'er have use for 'em, and would most resemble
+ sweet instruments hung up in cases that keep their
+ sounds to themselves. Why, I have often wished
+ myself poorer, that I might come nearer to you. We
+ are born to do benefits: and what better or
+ properer can we can our own than the riches of our
+ friends? O, what a precious comfort 'tis, to have
+ so many, like brothers, commanding one another's
+ fortunes! O joy, e'en made away ere 't can be born!
+ Mine eyes cannot hold out water, methinks: to
+ forget their faults, I drink to you.
+
+APEMANTUS Thou weepest to make them drink, Timon.
+
+Second Lord Joy had the like conception in our eyes
+ And at that instant like a babe sprung up.
+
+APEMANTUS Ho, ho! I laugh to think that babe a bastard.
+
+Third Lord I promise you, my lord, you moved me much.
+
+APEMANTUS Much!
+
+ [Tucket, within]
+
+TIMON What means that trump?
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+ How now?
+
+Servant Please you, my lord, there are certain
+ ladies most desirous of admittance.
+
+TIMON Ladies! what are their wills?
+
+Servant There comes with them a forerunner, my lord, which
+ bears that office, to signify their pleasures.
+
+TIMON I pray, let them be admitted.
+
+ [Enter Cupid]
+
+Cupid Hail to thee, worthy Timon, and to all
+ That of his bounties taste! The five best senses
+ Acknowledge thee their patron; and come freely
+ To gratulate thy plenteous bosom: th' ear,
+ Taste, touch and smell, pleased from thy tale rise;
+ They only now come but to feast thine eyes.
+
+TIMON They're welcome all; let 'em have kind admittance:
+ Music, make their welcome!
+
+ [Exit Cupid]
+
+First Lord You see, my lord, how ample you're beloved.
+
+ [Music. Re-enter Cupid with a mask of Ladies
+ as Amazons, with lutes in their hands,
+ dancing and playing]
+
+APEMANTUS Hoy-day, what a sweep of vanity comes this way!
+ They dance! they are mad women.
+ Like madness is the glory of this life.
+ As this pomp shows to a little oil and root.
+ We make ourselves fools, to disport ourselves;
+ And spend our flatteries, to drink those men
+ Upon whose age we void it up again,
+ With poisonous spite and envy.
+ Who lives that's not depraved or depraves?
+ Who dies, that bears not one spurn to their graves
+ Of their friends' gift?
+ I should fear those that dance before me now
+ Would one day stamp upon me: 't has been done;
+ Men shut their doors against a setting sun.
+
+ [The Lords rise from table, with much adoring of
+ TIMON; and to show their loves, each singles out an
+ Amazon, and all dance, men with women, a lofty
+ strain or two to the hautboys, and cease]
+
+TIMON You have done our pleasures much grace, fair ladies,
+ Set a fair fashion on our entertainment,
+ Which was not half so beautiful and kind;
+ You have added worth unto 't and lustre,
+ And entertain'd me with mine own device;
+ I am to thank you for 't.
+
+First Lady My lord, you take us even at the best.
+
+APEMANTUS 'Faith, for the worst is filthy; and would not hold
+ taking, I doubt me.
+
+TIMON Ladies, there is an idle banquet attends you:
+ Please you to dispose yourselves.
+
+All Ladies Most thankfully, my lord.
+
+ [Exeunt Cupid and Ladies]
+
+TIMON Flavius.
+
+FLAVIUS My lord?
+
+TIMON The little casket bring me hither.
+
+FLAVIUS Yes, my lord. More jewels yet!
+ There is no crossing him in 's humour;
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ Else I should tell him,--well, i' faith I should,
+ When all's spent, he 'ld be cross'd then, an he could.
+ 'Tis pity bounty had not eyes behind,
+ That man might ne'er be wretched for his mind.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+First Lord Where be our men?
+
+Servant Here, my lord, in readiness.
+
+Second Lord Our horses!
+
+ [Re-enter FLAVIUS, with the casket]
+
+TIMON O my friends,
+ I have one word to say to you: look you, my good lord,
+ I must entreat you, honour me so much
+ As to advance this jewel; accept it and wear it,
+ Kind my lord.
+
+First Lord I am so far already in your gifts,--
+
+All So are we all.
+
+ [Enter a Servant]
+
+Servant My lord, there are certain nobles of the senate
+ Newly alighted, and come to visit you.
+
+TIMON They are fairly welcome.
+
+FLAVIUS I beseech your honour,
+ Vouchsafe me a word; it does concern you near.
+
+TIMON Near! why then, another time I'll hear thee:
+ I prithee, let's be provided to show them
+ entertainment.
+
+FLAVIUS [Aside] I scarce know how.
+
+ [Enter a Second Servant]
+
+Second Servant May it please your honour, Lord Lucius,
+ Out of his free love, hath presented to you
+ Four milk-white horses, trapp'd in silver.
+
+TIMON I shall accept them fairly; let the presents
+ Be worthily entertain'd.
+
+ [Enter a third Servant]
+
+ How now! what news?
+
+Third Servant Please you, my lord, that honourable
+ gentleman, Lord Lucullus, entreats your company
+ to-morrow to hunt with him, and has sent your honour
+ two brace of greyhounds.
+
+TIMON I'll hunt with him; and let them be received,
+ Not without fair reward.
+
+FLAVIUS [Aside] What will this come to?
+ He commands us to provide, and give great gifts,
+ And all out of an empty coffer:
+ Nor will he know his purse, or yield me this,
+ To show him what a beggar his heart is,
+ Being of no power to make his wishes good:
+ His promises fly so beyond his state
+ That what he speaks is all in debt; he owes
+ For every word: he is so kind that he now
+ Pays interest for 't; his land's put to their books.
+ Well, would I were gently put out of office
+ Before I were forced out!
+ Happier is he that has no friend to feed
+ Than such that do e'en enemies exceed.
+ I bleed inwardly for my lord.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+TIMON You do yourselves
+ Much wrong, you bate too much of your own merits:
+ Here, my lord, a trifle of our love.
+
+Second Lord With more than common thanks I will receive it.
+
+Third Lord O, he's the very soul of bounty!
+
+TIMON And now I remember, my lord, you gave
+ Good words the other day of a bay courser
+ I rode on: it is yours, because you liked it.
+
+Second Lord O, I beseech you, pardon me, my lord, in that.
+
+TIMON You may take my word, my lord; I know, no man
+ Can justly praise but what he does affect:
+ I weigh my friend's affection with mine own;
+ I'll tell you true. I'll call to you.
+
+All Lords O, none so welcome.
+
+TIMON I take all and your several visitations
+ So kind to heart, 'tis not enough to give;
+ Methinks, I could deal kingdoms to my friends,
+ And ne'er be weary. Alcibiades,
+ Thou art a soldier, therefore seldom rich;
+ It comes in charity to thee: for all thy living
+ Is 'mongst the dead, and all the lands thou hast
+ Lie in a pitch'd field.
+
+ALCIBIADES Ay, defiled land, my lord.
+
+First Lord We are so virtuously bound--
+
+TIMON And so
+ Am I to you.
+
+Second Lord So infinitely endear'd--
+
+TIMON All to you. Lights, more lights!
+
+First Lord The best of happiness,
+ Honour and fortunes, keep with you, Lord Timon!
+
+TIMON Ready for his friends.
+
+ [Exeunt all but APEMANTUS and TIMON]
+
+APEMANTUS What a coil's here!
+ Serving of becks and jutting-out of bums!
+ I doubt whether their legs be worth the sums
+ That are given for 'em. Friendship's full of dregs:
+ Methinks, false hearts should never have sound legs,
+ Thus honest fools lay out their wealth on court'sies.
+
+TIMON Now, Apemantus, if thou wert not sullen, I would be
+ good to thee.
+
+APEMANTUS No, I'll nothing: for if I should be bribed too,
+ there would be none left to rail upon thee, and then
+ thou wouldst sin the faster. Thou givest so long,
+ Timon, I fear me thou wilt give away thyself in
+ paper shortly: what need these feasts, pomps and
+ vain-glories?
+
+TIMON Nay, an you begin to rail on society once, I am
+ sworn not to give regard to you. Farewell; and come
+ with better music.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+APEMANTUS So:
+ Thou wilt not hear me now; thou shalt not then:
+ I'll lock thy heaven from thee.
+ O, that men's ears should be
+ To counsel deaf, but not to flattery!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I A Senator's house.
+
+
+ [Enter Senator, with papers in his hand]
+
+Senator And late, five thousand: to Varro and to Isidore
+ He owes nine thousand; besides my former sum,
+ Which makes it five and twenty. Still in motion
+ Of raging waste? It cannot hold; it will not.
+ If I want gold, steal but a beggar's dog,
+ And give it Timon, why, the dog coins gold.
+ If I would sell my horse, and buy twenty more
+ Better than he, why, give my horse to Timon,
+ Ask nothing, give it him, it foals me, straight,
+ And able horses. No porter at his gate,
+ But rather one that smiles and still invites
+ All that pass by. It cannot hold: no reason
+ Can found his state in safety. Caphis, ho!
+ Caphis, I say!
+
+ [Enter CAPHIS]
+
+CAPHIS Here, sir; what is your pleasure?
+
+Senator Get on your cloak, and haste you to Lord Timon;
+ Importune him for my moneys; be not ceased
+ With slight denial, nor then silenced when--
+ 'Commend me to your master'--and the cap
+ Plays in the right hand, thus: but tell him,
+ My uses cry to me, I must serve my turn
+ Out of mine own; his days and times are past
+ And my reliances on his fracted dates
+ Have smit my credit: I love and honour him,
+ But must not break my back to heal his finger;
+ Immediate are my needs, and my relief
+ Must not be toss'd and turn'd to me in words,
+ But find supply immediate. Get you gone:
+ Put on a most importunate aspect,
+ A visage of demand; for, I do fear,
+ When every feather sticks in his own wing,
+ Lord Timon will be left a naked gull,
+ Which flashes now a phoenix. Get you gone.
+
+CAPHIS I go, sir.
+
+Senator 'I go, sir!'--Take the bonds along with you,
+ And have the dates in contempt.
+
+CAPHIS I will, sir.
+
+Senator Go.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. A hall in Timon's house.
+
+
+ [Enter FLAVIUS, with many bills in his hand]
+
+FLAVIUS No care, no stop! so senseless of expense,
+ That he will neither know how to maintain it,
+ Nor cease his flow of riot: takes no account
+ How things go from him, nor resumes no care
+ Of what is to continue: never mind
+ Was to be so unwise, to be so kind.
+ What shall be done? he will not hear, till feel:
+ I must be round with him, now he comes from hunting.
+ Fie, fie, fie, fie!
+
+ [Enter CAPHIS, and the Servants of Isidore and Varro]
+
+CAPHIS Good even, Varro: what,
+ You come for money?
+
+Varro's Servant Is't not your business too?
+
+CAPHIS It is: and yours too, Isidore?
+
+Isidore's Servant It is so.
+
+CAPHIS Would we were all discharged!
+
+Varro's Servant I fear it.
+
+CAPHIS Here comes the lord.
+
+ [Enter TIMON, ALCIBIADES, and Lords, &c]
+
+TIMON So soon as dinner's done, we'll forth again,
+ My Alcibiades. With me? what is your will?
+
+CAPHIS My lord, here is a note of certain dues.
+
+TIMON Dues! Whence are you?
+
+CAPHIS Of Athens here, my lord.
+
+TIMON Go to my steward.
+
+CAPHIS Please it your lordship, he hath put me off
+ To the succession of new days this month:
+ My master is awaked by great occasion
+ To call upon his own, and humbly prays you
+ That with your other noble parts you'll suit
+ In giving him his right.
+
+TIMON Mine honest friend,
+ I prithee, but repair to me next morning.
+
+CAPHIS Nay, good my lord,--
+
+TIMON Contain thyself, good friend.
+
+Varro's Servant One Varro's servant, my good lord,--
+
+Isidore's Servant From Isidore;
+ He humbly prays your speedy payment.
+
+CAPHIS If you did know, my lord, my master's wants--
+
+Varro's Servant 'Twas due on forfeiture, my lord, six weeks And past.
+
+Isidore's Servant Your steward puts me off, my lord;
+ And I am sent expressly to your lordship.
+
+TIMON Give me breath.
+ I do beseech you, good my lords, keep on;
+ I'll wait upon you instantly.
+
+ [Exeunt ALCIBIADES and Lords]
+
+ [To FLAVIUS]
+
+ Come hither: pray you,
+ How goes the world, that I am thus encounter'd
+ With clamourous demands of date-broke bonds,
+ And the detention of long-since-due debts,
+ Against my honour?
+
+FLAVIUS Please you, gentlemen,
+ The time is unagreeable to this business:
+ Your importunacy cease till after dinner,
+ That I may make his lordship understand
+ Wherefore you are not paid.
+
+TIMON Do so, my friends. See them well entertain'd.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FLAVIUS Pray, draw near.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter APEMANTUS and Fool]
+
+CAPHIS Stay, stay, here comes the fool with Apemantus:
+ let's ha' some sport with 'em.
+
+Varro's Servant Hang him, he'll abuse us.
+
+Isidore's Servant A plague upon him, dog!
+
+Varro's Servant How dost, fool?
+
+APEMANTUS Dost dialogue with thy shadow?
+
+Varro's Servant I speak not to thee.
+
+APEMANTUS No,'tis to thyself.
+
+ [To the Fool]
+
+ Come away.
+
+Isidore's Servant There's the fool hangs on your back already.
+
+APEMANTUS No, thou stand'st single, thou'rt not on him yet.
+
+CAPHIS Where's the fool now?
+
+APEMANTUS He last asked the question. Poor rogues, and
+ usurers' men! bawds between gold and want!
+
+All Servants What are we, Apemantus?
+
+APEMANTUS Asses.
+
+All Servants Why?
+
+APEMANTUS That you ask me what you are, and do not know
+ yourselves. Speak to 'em, fool.
+
+Fool How do you, gentlemen?
+
+All Servants Gramercies, good fool: how does your mistress?
+
+Fool She's e'en setting on water to scald such chickens
+ as you are. Would we could see you at Corinth!
+
+APEMANTUS Good! gramercy.
+
+ [Enter Page]
+
+Fool Look you, here comes my mistress' page.
+
+Page [To the Fool] Why, how now, captain! what do you
+ in this wise company? How dost thou, Apemantus?
+
+APEMANTUS Would I had a rod in my mouth, that I might answer
+ thee profitably.
+
+Page Prithee, Apemantus, read me the superscription of
+ these letters: I know not which is which.
+
+APEMANTUS Canst not read?
+
+Page No.
+
+APEMANTUS There will little learning die then, that day thou
+ art hanged. This is to Lord Timon; this to
+ Alcibiades. Go; thou wast born a bastard, and thou't
+ die a bawd.
+
+Page Thou wast whelped a dog, and thou shalt famish a
+ dog's death. Answer not; I am gone.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+APEMANTUS E'en so thou outrunnest grace. Fool, I will go with
+ you to Lord Timon's.
+
+Fool Will you leave me there?
+
+APEMANTUS If Timon stay at home. You three serve three usurers?
+
+All Servants Ay; would they served us!
+
+APEMANTUS So would I,--as good a trick as ever hangman served thief.
+
+Fool Are you three usurers' men?
+
+All Servants Ay, fool.
+
+Fool I think no usurer but has a fool to his servant: my
+ mistress is one, and I am her fool. When men come
+ to borrow of your masters, they approach sadly, and
+ go away merry; but they enter my mistress' house
+ merrily, and go away sadly: the reason of this?
+
+Varro's Servant I could render one.
+
+APEMANTUS Do it then, that we may account thee a whoremaster
+ and a knave; which not-withstanding, thou shalt be
+ no less esteemed.
+
+Varro's Servant What is a whoremaster, fool?
+
+Fool A fool in good clothes, and something like thee.
+ 'Tis a spirit: sometime't appears like a lord;
+ sometime like a lawyer; sometime like a philosopher,
+ with two stones moe than's artificial one: he is
+ very often like a knight; and, generally, in all
+ shapes that man goes up and down in from fourscore
+ to thirteen, this spirit walks in.
+
+Varro's Servant Thou art not altogether a fool.
+
+Fool Nor thou altogether a wise man: as much foolery as
+ I have, so much wit thou lackest.
+
+APEMANTUS That answer might have become Apemantus.
+
+All Servants Aside, aside; here comes Lord Timon.
+
+ [Re-enter TIMON and FLAVIUS]
+
+APEMANTUS Come with me, fool, come.
+
+Fool I do not always follow lover, elder brother and
+ woman; sometime the philosopher.
+
+ [Exeunt APEMANTUS and Fool]
+
+FLAVIUS Pray you, walk near: I'll speak with you anon.
+
+ [Exeunt Servants]
+
+TIMON You make me marvel: wherefore ere this time
+ Had you not fully laid my state before me,
+ That I might so have rated my expense,
+ As I had leave of means?
+
+FLAVIUS You would not hear me,
+ At many leisures I proposed.
+
+TIMON Go to:
+ Perchance some single vantages you took.
+ When my indisposition put you back:
+ And that unaptness made your minister,
+ Thus to excuse yourself.
+
+FLAVIUS O my good lord,
+ At many times I brought in my accounts,
+ Laid them before you; you would throw them off,
+ And say, you found them in mine honesty.
+ When, for some trifling present, you have bid me
+ Return so much, I have shook my head and wept;
+ Yea, 'gainst the authority of manners, pray'd you
+ To hold your hand more close: I did endure
+ Not seldom, nor no slight cheques, when I have
+ Prompted you in the ebb of your estate
+ And your great flow of debts. My loved lord,
+ Though you hear now, too late--yet now's a time--
+ The greatest of your having lacks a half
+ To pay your present debts.
+
+TIMON Let all my land be sold.
+
+FLAVIUS 'Tis all engaged, some forfeited and gone;
+ And what remains will hardly stop the mouth
+ Of present dues: the future comes apace:
+ What shall defend the interim? and at length
+ How goes our reckoning?
+
+TIMON To Lacedaemon did my land extend.
+
+FLAVIUS O my good lord, the world is but a word:
+ Were it all yours to give it in a breath,
+ How quickly were it gone!
+
+TIMON You tell me true.
+
+FLAVIUS If you suspect my husbandry or falsehood,
+ Call me before the exactest auditors
+ And set me on the proof. So the gods bless me,
+ When all our offices have been oppress'd
+ With riotous feeders, when our vaults have wept
+ With drunken spilth of wine, when every room
+ Hath blazed with lights and bray'd with minstrelsy,
+ I have retired me to a wasteful cock,
+ And set mine eyes at flow.
+
+TIMON Prithee, no more.
+
+FLAVIUS Heavens, have I said, the bounty of this lord!
+ How many prodigal bits have slaves and peasants
+ This night englutted! Who is not Timon's?
+ What heart, head, sword, force, means, but is
+ Lord Timon's?
+ Great Timon, noble, worthy, royal Timon!
+ Ah, when the means are gone that buy this praise,
+ The breath is gone whereof this praise is made:
+ Feast-won, fast-lost; one cloud of winter showers,
+ These flies are couch'd.
+
+TIMON Come, sermon me no further:
+ No villanous bounty yet hath pass'd my heart;
+ Unwisely, not ignobly, have I given.
+ Why dost thou weep? Canst thou the conscience lack,
+ To think I shall lack friends? Secure thy heart;
+ If I would broach the vessels of my love,
+ And try the argument of hearts by borrowing,
+ Men and men's fortunes could I frankly use
+ As I can bid thee speak.
+
+FLAVIUS Assurance bless your thoughts!
+
+TIMON And, in some sort, these wants of mine are crown'd,
+ That I account them blessings; for by these
+ Shall I try friends: you shall perceive how you
+ Mistake my fortunes; I am wealthy in my friends.
+ Within there! Flaminius! Servilius!
+
+ [Enter FLAMINIUS, SERVILIUS, and other Servants]
+
+Servants My lord? my lord?
+
+TIMON I will dispatch you severally; you to Lord Lucius;
+ to Lord Lucullus you: I hunted with his honour
+ to-day: you, to Sempronius: commend me to their
+ loves, and, I am proud, say, that my occasions have
+ found time to use 'em toward a supply of money: let
+ the request be fifty talents.
+
+FLAMINIUS As you have said, my lord.
+
+FLAVIUS [Aside] Lord Lucius and Lucullus? hum!
+
+TIMON Go you, sir, to the senators--
+ Of whom, even to the state's best health, I have
+ Deserved this hearing--bid 'em send o' the instant
+ A thousand talents to me.
+
+FLAVIUS I have been bold--
+ For that I knew it the most general way--
+ To them to use your signet and your name;
+ But they do shake their heads, and I am here
+ No richer in return.
+
+TIMON Is't true? can't be?
+
+FLAVIUS They answer, in a joint and corporate voice,
+ That now they are at fall, want treasure, cannot
+ Do what they would; are sorry--you are honourable,--
+ But yet they could have wish'd--they know not--
+ Something hath been amiss--a noble nature
+ May catch a wrench--would all were well--'tis pity;--
+ And so, intending other serious matters,
+ After distasteful looks and these hard fractions,
+ With certain half-caps and cold-moving nods
+ They froze me into silence.
+
+TIMON You gods, reward them!
+ Prithee, man, look cheerly. These old fellows
+ Have their ingratitude in them hereditary:
+ Their blood is caked, 'tis cold, it seldom flows;
+ 'Tis lack of kindly warmth they are not kind;
+ And nature, as it grows again toward earth,
+ Is fashion'd for the journey, dull and heavy.
+
+ [To a Servant]
+
+ Go to Ventidius.
+
+ [To FLAVIUS]
+
+ Prithee, be not sad,
+ Thou art true and honest; ingeniously I speak.
+ No blame belongs to thee.
+
+ [To Servant]
+
+ Ventidius lately
+ Buried his father; by whose death he's stepp'd
+ Into a great estate: when he was poor,
+ Imprison'd and in scarcity of friends,
+ I clear'd him with five talents: greet him from me;
+ Bid him suppose some good necessity
+ Touches his friend, which craves to be remember'd
+ With those five talents.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+ [To FLAVIUS]
+
+ That had, give't these fellows
+ To whom 'tis instant due. Ne'er speak, or think,
+ That Timon's fortunes 'mong his friends can sink.
+
+FLAVIUS I would I could not think it: that thought is
+ bounty's foe;
+ Being free itself, it thinks all others so.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I A room in Lucullus' house.
+
+
+ [FLAMINIUS waiting. Enter a Servant to him]
+
+Servant I have told my lord of you; he is coming down to you.
+
+FLAMINIUS I thank you, sir.
+
+ [Enter LUCULLUS]
+
+Servant Here's my lord.
+
+LUCULLUS [Aside] One of Lord Timon's men? a gift, I
+ warrant. Why, this hits right; I dreamt of a silver
+ basin and ewer to-night. Flaminius, honest
+ Flaminius; you are very respectively welcome, sir.
+ Fill me some wine.
+
+ [Exit Servants]
+
+ And how does that honourable, complete, free-hearted
+ gentleman of Athens, thy very bountiful good lord
+ and master?
+
+FLAMINIUS His health is well sir.
+
+LUCULLUS I am right glad that his health is well, sir: and
+ what hast thou there under thy cloak, pretty Flaminius?
+
+FLAMINIUS 'Faith, nothing but an empty box, sir; which, in my
+ lord's behalf, I come to entreat your honour to
+ supply; who, having great and instant occasion to
+ use fifty talents, hath sent to your lordship to
+ furnish him, nothing doubting your present
+ assistance therein.
+
+LUCULLUS La, la, la, la! 'nothing doubting,' says he? Alas,
+ good lord! a noble gentleman 'tis, if he would not
+ keep so good a house. Many a time and often I ha'
+ dined with him, and told him on't, and come again to
+ supper to him, of purpose to have him spend less,
+ and yet he would embrace no counsel, take no warning
+ by my coming. Every man has his fault, and honesty
+ is his: I ha' told him on't, but I could ne'er get
+ him from't.
+
+ [Re-enter Servant, with wine]
+
+Servant Please your lordship, here is the wine.
+
+LUCULLUS Flaminius, I have noted thee always wise. Here's to thee.
+
+FLAMINIUS Your lordship speaks your pleasure.
+
+LUCULLUS I have observed thee always for a towardly prompt
+ spirit--give thee thy due--and one that knows what
+ belongs to reason; and canst use the time well, if
+ the time use thee well: good parts in thee.
+
+ [To Servant]
+
+ Get you gone, sirrah.
+
+ [Exit Servant]
+
+ Draw nearer, honest Flaminius. Thy lord's a
+ bountiful gentleman: but thou art wise; and thou
+ knowest well enough, although thou comest to me,
+ that this is no time to lend money, especially upon
+ bare friendship, without security. Here's three
+ solidares for thee: good boy, wink at me, and say
+ thou sawest me not. Fare thee well.
+
+FLAMINIUS Is't possible the world should so much differ,
+ And we alive that lived? Fly, damned baseness,
+ To him that worships thee!
+
+ [Throwing the money back]
+
+LUCULLUS Ha! now I see thou art a fool, and fit for thy master.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+FLAMINIUS May these add to the number that may scald thee!
+ Let moulten coin be thy damnation,
+ Thou disease of a friend, and not himself!
+ Has friendship such a faint and milky heart,
+ It turns in less than two nights? O you gods,
+ I feel master's passion! this slave,
+ Unto his honour, has my lord's meat in him:
+ Why should it thrive and turn to nutriment,
+ When he is turn'd to poison?
+ O, may diseases only work upon't!
+ And, when he's sick to death, let not that part of nature
+ Which my lord paid for, be of any power
+ To expel sickness, but prolong his hour!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter LUCILIUS, with three Strangers]
+
+LUCILIUS Who, the Lord Timon? he is my very good friend, and
+ an honourable gentleman.
+
+First Stranger We know him for no less, though we are but strangers
+ to him. But I can tell you one thing, my lord, and
+ which I hear from common rumours: now Lord Timon's
+ happy hours are done and past, and his estate
+ shrinks from him.
+
+LUCILIUS Fie, no, do not believe it; he cannot want for money.
+
+Second Stranger But believe you this, my lord, that, not long ago,
+ one of his men was with the Lord Lucullus to borrow
+ so many talents, nay, urged extremely for't and
+ showed what necessity belonged to't, and yet was denied.
+
+LUCILIUS How!
+
+Second Stranger I tell you, denied, my lord.
+
+LUCILIUS What a strange case was that! now, before the gods,
+ I am ashamed on't. Denied that honourable man!
+ there was very little honour showed in't. For my own
+ part, I must needs confess, I have received some
+ small kindnesses from him, as money, plate, jewels
+ and such-like trifles, nothing comparing to his;
+ yet, had he mistook him and sent to me, I should
+ ne'er have denied his occasion so many talents.
+
+ [Enter SERVILIUS]
+
+SERVILIUS See, by good hap, yonder's my lord;
+ I have sweat to see his honour. My honoured lord,--
+
+ [To LUCIUS]
+
+LUCILIUS Servilius! you are kindly met, sir. Fare thee well:
+ commend me to thy honourable virtuous lord, my very
+ exquisite friend.
+
+SERVILIUS May it please your honour, my lord hath sent--
+
+LUCILIUS Ha! what has he sent? I am so much endeared to
+ that lord; he's ever sending: how shall I thank
+ him, thinkest thou? And what has he sent now?
+
+SERVILIUS Has only sent his present occasion now, my lord;
+ requesting your lordship to supply his instant use
+ with so many talents.
+
+LUCILIUS I know his lordship is but merry with me;
+ He cannot want fifty five hundred talents.
+
+SERVILIUS But in the mean time he wants less, my lord.
+ If his occasion were not virtuous,
+ I should not urge it half so faithfully.
+
+LUCILIUS Dost thou speak seriously, Servilius?
+
+SERVILIUS Upon my soul,'tis true, sir.
+
+LUCILIUS What a wicked beast was I to disfurnish myself
+ against such a good time, when I might ha' shown
+ myself honourable! how unluckily it happened, that I
+ should purchase the day before for a little part,
+ and undo a great deal of honoured! Servilius, now,
+ before the gods, I am not able to do,--the more
+ beast, I say:--I was sending to use Lord Timon
+ myself, these gentlemen can witness! but I would
+ not, for the wealth of Athens, I had done't now.
+ Commend me bountifully to his good lordship; and I
+ hope his honour will conceive the fairest of me,
+ because I have no power to be kind: and tell him
+ this from me, I count it one of my greatest
+ afflictions, say, that I cannot pleasure such an
+ honourable gentleman. Good Servilius, will you
+ befriend me so far, as to use mine own words to him?
+
+SERVILIUS Yes, sir, I shall.
+
+LUCILIUS I'll look you out a good turn, Servilius.
+
+ [Exit SERVILIUS]
+
+ True as you said, Timon is shrunk indeed;
+ And he that's once denied will hardly speed.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+First Stranger Do you observe this, Hostilius?
+
+Second Stranger Ay, too well.
+
+First Stranger Why, this is the world's soul; and just of the
+ same piece
+ Is every flatterer's spirit. Who can call him
+ His friend that dips in the same dish? for, in
+ My knowing, Timon has been this lord's father,
+ And kept his credit with his purse,
+ Supported his estate; nay, Timon's money
+ Has paid his men their wages: he ne'er drinks,
+ But Timon's silver treads upon his lip;
+ And yet--O, see the monstrousness of man
+ When he looks out in an ungrateful shape!--
+ He does deny him, in respect of his,
+ What charitable men afford to beggars.
+
+Third Stranger Religion groans at it.
+
+First Stranger For mine own part,
+ I never tasted Timon in my life,
+ Nor came any of his bounties over me,
+ To mark me for his friend; yet, I protest,
+ For his right noble mind, illustrious virtue
+ And honourable carriage,
+ Had his necessity made use of me,
+ I would have put my wealth into donation,
+ And the best half should have return'd to him,
+ So much I love his heart: but, I perceive,
+ Men must learn now with pity to dispense;
+ For policy sits above conscience.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE III A room in Sempronius' house.
+
+
+ [Enter SEMPRONIUS, and a Servant of TIMON's]
+
+SEMPRONIUS Must he needs trouble me in 't,--hum!--'bove
+ all others?
+ He might have tried Lord Lucius or Lucullus;
+ And now Ventidius is wealthy too,
+ Whom he redeem'd from prison: all these
+ Owe their estates unto him.
+
+Servant My lord,
+ They have all been touch'd and found base metal, for
+ They have au denied him.
+
+SEMPRONIUS How! have they denied him?
+ Has Ventidius and Lucullus denied him?
+ And does he send to me? Three? hum!
+ It shows but little love or judgment in him:
+ Must I be his last refuge! His friends, like
+ physicians,
+ Thrive, give him over: must I take the cure upon me?
+ Has much disgraced me in't; I'm angry at him,
+ That might have known my place: I see no sense for't,
+ But his occasion might have woo'd me first;
+ For, in my conscience, I was the first man
+ That e'er received gift from him:
+ And does he think so backwardly of me now,
+ That I'll requite its last? No:
+ So it may prove an argument of laughter
+ To the rest, and 'mongst lords I be thought a fool.
+ I'ld rather than the worth of thrice the sum,
+ Had sent to me first, but for my mind's sake;
+ I'd such a courage to do him good. But now return,
+ And with their faint reply this answer join;
+ Who bates mine honour shall not know my coin.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Servant Excellent! Your lordship's a goodly villain. The
+ devil knew not what he did when he made man
+ politic; he crossed himself by 't: and I cannot
+ think but, in the end, the villainies of man will
+ set him clear. How fairly this lord strives to
+ appear foul! takes virtuous copies to be wicked,
+ like those that under hot ardent zeal would set
+ whole realms on fire: Of such a nature is his
+ politic love.
+ This was my lord's best hope; now all are fled,
+ Save only the gods: now his friends are dead,
+ Doors, that were ne'er acquainted with their wards
+ Many a bounteous year must be employ'd
+ Now to guard sure their master.
+ And this is all a liberal course allows;
+ Who cannot keep his wealth must keep his house.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The same. A hall in Timon's house.
+
+
+ [Enter two Servants of Varro, and the Servant of
+ LUCIUS, meeting TITUS, HORTENSIUS, and other
+ Servants of TIMON's creditors, waiting his coming out]
+
+Varro's
+First Servant Well met; good morrow, Titus and Hortensius.
+
+TITUS The like to you kind Varro.
+
+HORTENSIUS Lucius!
+ What, do we meet together?
+
+Lucilius' Servant Ay, and I think
+ One business does command us all; for mine Is money.
+
+TITUS So is theirs and ours.
+
+ [Enter PHILOTUS]
+
+Lucilius' Servant And Sir Philotus too!
+
+PHILOTUS Good day at once.
+
+Lucilius' Servant Welcome, good brother.
+ What do you think the hour?
+
+PHILOTUS Labouring for nine.
+
+Lucilius' Servant So much?
+
+PHILOTUS Is not my lord seen yet?
+
+Lucilius' Servant Not yet.
+
+PHILOTUS I wonder on't; he was wont to shine at seven.
+
+Lucilius' Servant Ay, but the days are wax'd shorter with him:
+ You must consider that a prodigal course
+ Is like the sun's; but not, like his, recoverable.
+ I fear 'tis deepest winter in Lord Timon's purse;
+ That is one may reach deep enough, and yet
+ Find little.
+
+PHILOTUS I am of your fear for that.
+
+TITUS I'll show you how to observe a strange event.
+ Your lord sends now for money.
+
+HORTENSIUS Most true, he does.
+
+TITUS And he wears jewels now of Timon's gift,
+ For which I wait for money.
+
+HORTENSIUS It is against my heart.
+
+Lucilius' Servant Mark, how strange it shows,
+ Timon in this should pay more than he owes:
+ And e'en as if your lord should wear rich jewels,
+ And send for money for 'em.
+
+HORTENSIUS I'm weary of this charge, the gods can witness:
+ I know my lord hath spent of Timon's wealth,
+ And now ingratitude makes it worse than stealth.
+
+Varro's
+First Servant Yes, mine's three thousand crowns: what's yours?
+
+Lucilius' Servant Five thousand mine.
+
+Varro's
+First Servant 'Tis much deep: and it should seem by the sun,
+ Your master's confidence was above mine;
+ Else, surely, his had equall'd.
+
+ Enter FLAMINIUS.
+
+TITUS One of Lord Timon's men.
+
+Lucilius' Servant Flaminius! Sir, a word: pray, is my lord ready to
+ come forth?
+
+FLAMINIUS No, indeed, he is not.
+
+TITUS We attend his lordship; pray, signify so much.
+
+FLAMINIUS I need not tell him that; he knows you are too diligent.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter FLAVIUS in a cloak, muffled]
+
+Lucilius' Servant Ha! is not that his steward muffled so?
+ He goes away in a cloud: call him, call him.
+
+TITUS Do you hear, sir?
+
+Varro's
+Second Servant By your leave, sir,--
+
+FLAVIUS What do ye ask of me, my friend?
+
+TITUS We wait for certain money here, sir.
+
+FLAVIUS Ay,
+ If money were as certain as your waiting,
+ 'Twere sure enough.
+ Why then preferr'd you not your sums and bills,
+ When your false masters eat of my lord's meat?
+ Then they could smile and fawn upon his debts
+ And take down the interest into their
+ gluttonous maws.
+ You do yourselves but wrong to stir me up;
+ Let me pass quietly:
+ Believe 't, my lord and I have made an end;
+ I have no more to reckon, he to spend.
+
+Lucilius' Servant Ay, but this answer will not serve.
+
+FLAVIUS If 'twill not serve,'tis not so base as you;
+ For you serve knaves.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+Varro's
+First Servant How! what does his cashiered worship mutter?
+
+Varro's
+Second Servant No matter what; he's poor, and that's revenge
+ enough. Who can speak broader than he that has no
+ house to put his head in? such may rail against
+ great buildings.
+
+ [Enter SERVILIUS]
+
+TITUS O, here's Servilius; now we shall know some answer.
+
+SERVILIUS If I might beseech you, gentlemen, to repair some
+ other hour, I should derive much from't; for,
+ take't of my soul, my lord leans wondrously to
+ discontent: his comfortable temper has forsook him;
+ he's much out of health, and keeps his chamber.
+
+Lucilius' Servant: Many do keep their chambers are not sick:
+ And, if it be so far beyond his health,
+ Methinks he should the sooner pay his debts,
+ And make a clear way to the gods.
+
+SERVILIUS Good gods!
+
+TITUS We cannot take this for answer, sir.
+
+FLAMINIUS [Within] Servilius, help! My lord! my lord!
+
+ [Enter TIMON, in a rage, FLAMINIUS following]
+
+TIMON What, are my doors opposed against my passage?
+ Have I been ever free, and must my house
+ Be my retentive enemy, my gaol?
+ The place which I have feasted, does it now,
+ Like all mankind, show me an iron heart?
+
+Lucilius' Servant Put in now, Titus.
+
+TITUS My lord, here is my bill.
+
+Lucilius' Servant Here's mine.
+
+HORTENSIUS And mine, my lord.
+
+Both
+Varro's Servants And ours, my lord.
+
+PHILOTUS All our bills.
+
+TIMON Knock me down with 'em: cleave me to the girdle.
+
+Lucilius' Servant Alas, my lord,-
+
+TIMON Cut my heart in sums.
+
+TITUS Mine, fifty talents.
+
+TIMON Tell out my blood.
+
+Lucilius' Servant Five thousand crowns, my lord.
+
+TIMON Five thousand drops pays that.
+ What yours?--and yours?
+
+Varro's
+First Servant My lord,--
+
+Varro's
+Second Servant My lord,--
+
+TIMON Tear me, take me, and the gods fall upon you!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+HORTENSIUS 'Faith, I perceive our masters may throw their caps
+ at their money: these debts may well be called
+ desperate ones, for a madman owes 'em.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+ [Re-enter TIMON and FLAVIUS]
+
+TIMON They have e'en put my breath from me, the slaves.
+ Creditors? devils!
+
+FLAVIUS My dear lord,--
+
+TIMON What if it should be so?
+
+FLAVIUS My lord,--
+
+TIMON I'll have it so. My steward!
+
+FLAVIUS Here, my lord.
+
+TIMON So fitly? Go, bid all my friends again,
+ Lucius, Lucullus, and Sempronius:
+ All, sirrah, all:
+ I'll once more feast the rascals.
+
+FLAVIUS O my lord,
+ You only speak from your distracted soul;
+ There is not so much left, to furnish out
+ A moderate table.
+
+TIMON Be't not in thy care; go,
+ I charge thee, invite them all: let in the tide
+ Of knaves once more; my cook and I'll provide.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE V The same. The senate-house. The Senate sitting.
+
+
+First Senator My lord, you have my voice to it; the fault's
+ Bloody; 'tis necessary he should die:
+ Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.
+
+Second Senator Most true; the law shall bruise him.
+
+ [Enter ALCIBIADES, with Attendants]
+
+ALCIBIADES Honour, health, and compassion to the senate!
+
+First Senator Now, captain?
+
+ALCIBIADES I am an humble suitor to your virtues;
+ For pity is the virtue of the law,
+ And none but tyrants use it cruelly.
+ It pleases time and fortune to lie heavy
+ Upon a friend of mine, who, in hot blood,
+ Hath stepp'd into the law, which is past depth
+ To those that, without heed, do plunge into 't.
+ He is a man, setting his fate aside,
+ Of comely virtues:
+ Nor did he soil the fact with cowardice--
+ An honour in him which buys out his fault--
+ But with a noble fury and fair spirit,
+ Seeing his reputation touch'd to death,
+ He did oppose his foe:
+ And with such sober and unnoted passion
+ He did behave his anger, ere 'twas spent,
+ As if he had but proved an argument.
+
+First Senator You undergo too strict a paradox,
+ Striving to make an ugly deed look fair:
+ Your words have took such pains as if they labour'd
+ To bring manslaughter into form and set quarrelling
+ Upon the head of valour; which indeed
+ Is valour misbegot and came into the world
+ When sects and factions were newly born:
+ He's truly valiant that can wisely suffer
+ The worst that man can breathe, and make his wrongs
+ His outsides, to wear them like his raiment,
+ carelessly,
+ And ne'er prefer his injuries to his heart,
+ To bring it into danger.
+ If wrongs be evils and enforce us kill,
+ What folly 'tis to hazard life for ill!
+
+ALCIBIADES My lord,--
+
+First Senator You cannot make gross sins look clear:
+ To revenge is no valour, but to bear.
+
+ALCIBIADES My lords, then, under favour, pardon me,
+ If I speak like a captain.
+ Why do fond men expose themselves to battle,
+ And not endure all threats? sleep upon't,
+ And let the foes quietly cut their throats,
+ Without repugnancy? If there be
+ Such valour in the bearing, what make we
+ Abroad? why then, women are more valiant
+ That stay at home, if bearing carry it,
+ And the ass more captain than the lion, the felon
+ Loaden with irons wiser than the judge,
+ If wisdom be in suffering. O my lords,
+ As you are great, be pitifully good:
+ Who cannot condemn rashness in cold blood?
+ To kill, I grant, is sin's extremest gust;
+ But, in defence, by mercy, 'tis most just.
+ To be in anger is impiety;
+ But who is man that is not angry?
+ Weigh but the crime with this.
+
+Second Senator You breathe in vain.
+
+ALCIBIADES In vain! his service done
+ At Lacedaemon and Byzantium
+ Were a sufficient briber for his life.
+
+First Senator What's that?
+
+ALCIBIADES I say, my lords, he has done fair service,
+ And slain in fight many of your enemies:
+ How full of valour did he bear himself
+ In the last conflict, and made plenteous wounds!
+
+Second Senator He has made too much plenty with 'em;
+ He's a sworn rioter: he has a sin that often
+ Drowns him, and takes his valour prisoner:
+ If there were no foes, that were enough
+ To overcome him: in that beastly fury
+ He has been known to commit outrages,
+ And cherish factions: 'tis inferr'd to us,
+ His days are foul and his drink dangerous.
+
+First Senator He dies.
+
+ALCIBIADES Hard fate! he might have died in war.
+ My lords, if not for any parts in him--
+ Though his right arm might purchase his own time
+ And be in debt to none--yet, more to move you,
+ Take my deserts to his, and join 'em both:
+ And, for I know your reverend ages love
+ Security, I'll pawn my victories, all
+ My honours to you, upon his good returns.
+ If by this crime he owes the law his life,
+ Why, let the war receive 't in valiant gore
+ For law is strict, and war is nothing more.
+
+First Senator We are for law: he dies; urge it no more,
+ On height of our displeasure: friend or brother,
+ He forfeits his own blood that spills another.
+
+ALCIBIADES Must it be so? it must not be. My lords,
+ I do beseech you, know me.
+
+Second Senator How!
+
+ALCIBIADES Call me to your remembrances.
+
+Third Senator What!
+
+ALCIBIADES I cannot think but your age has forgot me;
+ It could not else be, I should prove so base,
+ To sue, and be denied such common grace:
+ My wounds ache at you.
+
+First Senator Do you dare our anger?
+ 'Tis in few words, but spacious in effect;
+ We banish thee for ever.
+
+ALCIBIADES Banish me!
+ Banish your dotage; banish usury,
+ That makes the senate ugly.
+
+First Senator If, after two days' shine, Athens contain thee,
+ Attend our weightier judgment. And, not to swell
+ our spirit,
+ He shall be executed presently.
+
+ [Exeunt Senators]
+
+ALCIBIADES Now the gods keep you old enough; that you may live
+ Only in bone, that none may look on you!
+ I'm worse than mad: I have kept back their foes,
+ While they have told their money and let out
+ Their coin upon large interest, I myself
+ Rich only in large hurts. All those for this?
+ Is this the balsam that the usuring senate
+ Pours into captains' wounds? Banishment!
+ It comes not ill; I hate not to be banish'd;
+ It is a cause worthy my spleen and fury,
+ That I may strike at Athens. I'll cheer up
+ My discontented troops, and lay for hearts.
+ 'Tis honour with most lands to be at odds;
+ Soldiers should brook as little wrongs as gods.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE VI The same. A banqueting-room in Timon's house.
+
+
+ [Music. Tables set out: Servants attending.
+ Enter divers Lords, Senators and others, at
+ several doors]
+
+First Lord The good time of day to you, sir.
+
+Second Lord I also wish it to you. I think this honourable lord
+ did but try us this other day.
+
+First Lord Upon that were my thoughts tiring, when we
+ encountered: I hope it is not so low with him as
+ he made it seem in the trial of his several friends.
+
+Second Lord It should not be, by the persuasion of his new feasting.
+
+First Lord I should think so: he hath sent me an earnest
+ inviting, which many my near occasions did urge me
+ to put off; but he hath conjured me beyond them, and
+ I must needs appear.
+
+Second Lord In like manner was I in debt to my importunate
+ business, but he would not hear my excuse. I am
+ sorry, when he sent to borrow of me, that my
+ provision was out.
+
+First Lord I am sick of that grief too, as I understand how all
+ things go.
+
+Second Lord Every man here's so. What would he have borrowed of
+ you?
+
+First Lord A thousand pieces.
+
+Second Lord A thousand pieces!
+
+First Lord What of you?
+
+Second Lord He sent to me, sir,--Here he comes.
+
+ [Enter TIMON and Attendants]
+
+TIMON With all my heart, gentlemen both; and how fare you?
+
+First Lord Ever at the best, hearing well of your lordship.
+
+Second Lord The swallow follows not summer more willing than we
+ your lordship.
+
+TIMON [Aside] Nor more willingly leaves winter; such
+ summer-birds are men. Gentlemen, our dinner will not
+ recompense this long stay: feast your ears with the
+ music awhile, if they will fare so harshly o' the
+ trumpet's sound; we shall to 't presently.
+
+First Lord I hope it remains not unkindly with your lordship
+ that I returned you an empty messenger.
+
+TIMON O, sir, let it not trouble you.
+
+Second Lord My noble lord,--
+
+TIMON Ah, my good friend, what cheer?
+
+Second Lord My most honourable lord, I am e'en sick of shame,
+ that, when your lordship this other day sent to me,
+ I was so unfortunate a beggar.
+
+TIMON Think not on 't, sir.
+
+Second Lord If you had sent but two hours before,--
+
+TIMON Let it not cumber your better remembrance.
+
+ [The banquet brought in]
+
+ Come, bring in all together.
+
+Second Lord All covered dishes!
+
+First Lord Royal cheer, I warrant you.
+
+Third Lord Doubt not that, if money and the season can yield
+ it.
+
+First Lord How do you? What's the news?
+
+Third Lord Alcibiades is banished: hear you of it?
+
+
+First Lord |
+ | Alcibiades banished!
+Second Lord |
+
+
+Third Lord 'Tis so, be sure of it.
+
+First Lord How! how!
+
+Second Lord I pray you, upon what?
+
+TIMON My worthy friends, will you draw near?
+
+Third Lord I'll tell you more anon. Here's a noble feast toward.
+
+Second Lord This is the old man still.
+
+Third Lord Will 't hold? will 't hold?
+
+Second Lord It does: but time will--and so--
+
+Third Lord I do conceive.
+
+TIMON Each man to his stool, with that spur as he would to
+ the lip of his mistress: your diet shall be in all
+ places alike. Make not a city feast of it, to let
+ the meat cool ere we can agree upon the first place:
+ sit, sit. The gods require our thanks.
+
+ You great benefactors, sprinkle our society with
+ thankfulness. For your own gifts, make yourselves
+ praised: but reserve still to give, lest your
+ deities be despised. Lend to each man enough, that
+ one need not lend to another; for, were your
+ godheads to borrow of men, men would forsake the
+ gods. Make the meat be beloved more than the man
+ that gives it. Let no assembly of twenty be without
+ a score of villains: if there sit twelve women at
+ the table, let a dozen of them be--as they are. The
+ rest of your fees, O gods--the senators of Athens,
+ together with the common lag of people--what is
+ amiss in them, you gods, make suitable for
+ destruction. For these my present friends, as they
+ are to me nothing, so in nothing bless them, and to
+ nothing are they welcome.
+
+ Uncover, dogs, and lap.
+
+ [The dishes are uncovered and seen to be full of
+ warm water]
+
+Some Speak What does his lordship mean?
+
+Some Others I know not.
+
+TIMON May you a better feast never behold,
+ You knot of mouth-friends I smoke and lukewarm water
+ Is your perfection. This is Timon's last;
+ Who, stuck and spangled with your flatteries,
+ Washes it off, and sprinkles in your faces
+ Your reeking villany.
+
+ [Throwing the water in their faces]
+
+ Live loathed and long,
+ Most smiling, smooth, detested parasites,
+ Courteous destroyers, affable wolves, meek bears,
+ You fools of fortune, trencher-friends, time's flies,
+ Cap and knee slaves, vapours, and minute-jacks!
+ Of man and beast the infinite malady
+ Crust you quite o'er! What, dost thou go?
+ Soft! take thy physic first--thou too--and thou;--
+ Stay, I will lend thee money, borrow none.
+
+ [Throws the dishes at them, and drives them out]
+
+ What, all in motion? Henceforth be no feast,
+ Whereat a villain's not a welcome guest.
+ Burn, house! sink, Athens! henceforth hated be
+ Of Timon man and all humanity!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter the Lords, Senators, &c]
+
+First Lord How now, my lords!
+
+Second Lord Know you the quality of Lord Timon's fury?
+
+Third Lord Push! did you see my cap?
+
+Fourth Lord I have lost my gown.
+
+First Lord He's but a mad lord, and nought but humour sways him.
+ He gave me a jewel th' other day, and now he has
+ beat it out of my hat: did you see my jewel?
+
+Third Lord Did you see my cap?
+
+Second Lord Here 'tis.
+
+Fourth Lord Here lies my gown.
+
+First Lord Let's make no stay.
+
+Second Lord Lord Timon's mad.
+
+Third Lord I feel 't upon my bones.
+
+Fourth Lord One day he gives us diamonds, next day stones.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Without the walls of Athens.
+
+
+ [Enter TIMON]
+
+TIMON Let me look back upon thee. O thou wall,
+ That girdlest in those wolves, dive in the earth,
+ And fence not Athens! Matrons, turn incontinent!
+ Obedience fail in children! slaves and fools,
+ Pluck the grave wrinkled senate from the bench,
+ And minister in their steads! to general filths
+ Convert o' the instant, green virginity,
+ Do 't in your parents' eyes! bankrupts, hold fast;
+ Rather than render back, out with your knives,
+ And cut your trusters' throats! bound servants, steal!
+ Large-handed robbers your grave masters are,
+ And pill by law. Maid, to thy master's bed;
+ Thy mistress is o' the brothel! Son of sixteen,
+ pluck the lined crutch from thy old limping sire,
+ With it beat out his brains! Piety, and fear,
+ Religion to the gods, peace, justice, truth,
+ Domestic awe, night-rest, and neighbourhood,
+ Instruction, manners, mysteries, and trades,
+ Degrees, observances, customs, and laws,
+ Decline to your confounding contraries,
+ And let confusion live! Plagues, incident to men,
+ Your potent and infectious fevers heap
+ On Athens, ripe for stroke! Thou cold sciatica,
+ Cripple our senators, that their limbs may halt
+ As lamely as their manners. Lust and liberty
+ Creep in the minds and marrows of our youth,
+ That 'gainst the stream of virtue they may strive,
+ And drown themselves in riot! Itches, blains,
+ Sow all the Athenian bosoms; and their crop
+ Be general leprosy! Breath infect breath,
+ at their society, as their friendship, may
+ merely poison! Nothing I'll bear from thee,
+ But nakedness, thou detestable town!
+ Take thou that too, with multiplying bans!
+ Timon will to the woods; where he shall find
+ The unkindest beast more kinder than mankind.
+ The gods confound--hear me, you good gods all--
+ The Athenians both within and out that wall!
+ And grant, as Timon grows, his hate may grow
+ To the whole race of mankind, high and low! Amen.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II Athens. A room in Timon's house.
+
+
+ [Enter FLAVIUS, with two or three Servants]
+
+First Servant Hear you, master steward, where's our master?
+ Are we undone? cast off? nothing remaining?
+
+FLAVIUS Alack, my fellows, what should I say to you?
+ Let me be recorded by the righteous gods,
+ I am as poor as you.
+
+First Servant Such a house broke!
+ So noble a master fall'n! All gone! and not
+ One friend to take his fortune by the arm,
+ And go along with him!
+
+Second Servant As we do turn our backs
+ From our companion thrown into his grave,
+ So his familiars to his buried fortunes
+ Slink all away, leave their false vows with him,
+ Like empty purses pick'd; and his poor self,
+ A dedicated beggar to the air,
+ With his disease of all-shunn'd poverty,
+ Walks, like contempt, alone. More of our fellows.
+
+ [Enter other Servants]
+
+FLAVIUS All broken implements of a ruin'd house.
+
+Third Servant Yet do our hearts wear Timon's livery;
+ That see I by our faces; we are fellows still,
+ Serving alike in sorrow: leak'd is our bark,
+ And we, poor mates, stand on the dying deck,
+ Hearing the surges threat: we must all part
+ Into this sea of air.
+
+FLAVIUS Good fellows all,
+ The latest of my wealth I'll share amongst you.
+ Wherever we shall meet, for Timon's sake,
+ Let's yet be fellows; let's shake our heads, and say,
+ As 'twere a knell unto our master's fortunes,
+ 'We have seen better days.' Let each take some;
+ Nay, put out all your hands. Not one word more:
+ Thus part we rich in sorrow, parting poor.
+
+ [Servants embrace, and part several ways]
+
+ O, the fierce wretchedness that glory brings us!
+ Who would not wish to be from wealth exempt,
+ Since riches point to misery and contempt?
+ Who would be so mock'd with glory? or to live
+ But in a dream of friendship?
+ To have his pomp and all what state compounds
+ But only painted, like his varnish'd friends?
+ Poor honest lord, brought low by his own heart,
+ Undone by goodness! Strange, unusual blood,
+ When man's worst sin is, he does too much good!
+ Who, then, dares to be half so kind again?
+ For bounty, that makes gods, does still mar men.
+ My dearest lord, bless'd, to be most accursed,
+ Rich, only to be wretched, thy great fortunes
+ Are made thy chief afflictions. Alas, kind lord!
+ He's flung in rage from this ingrateful seat
+ Of monstrous friends, nor has he with him to
+ Supply his life, or that which can command it.
+ I'll follow and inquire him out:
+ I'll ever serve his mind with my best will;
+ Whilst I have gold, I'll be his steward still.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III Woods and cave, near the seashore.
+
+
+ [Enter TIMON, from the cave]
+
+ O blessed breeding sun, draw from the earth
+ Rotten humidity; below thy sister's orb
+ Infect the air! Twinn'd brothers of one womb,
+ Whose procreation, residence, and birth,
+ Scarce is dividant, touch them with several fortunes;
+ The greater scorns the lesser: not nature,
+ To whom all sores lay siege, can bear great fortune,
+ But by contempt of nature.
+ Raise me this beggar, and deny 't that lord;
+ The senator shall bear contempt hereditary,
+ The beggar native honour.
+ It is the pasture lards the rother's sides,
+ The want that makes him lean. Who dares, who dares,
+ In purity of manhood stand upright,
+ And say 'This man's a flatterer?' if one be,
+ So are they all; for every grise of fortune
+ Is smooth'd by that below: the learned pate
+ Ducks to the golden fool: all is oblique;
+ There's nothing level in our cursed natures,
+ But direct villany. Therefore, be abhorr'd
+ All feasts, societies, and throngs of men!
+ His semblable, yea, himself, Timon disdains:
+ Destruction fang mankind! Earth, yield me roots!
+
+ [Digging]
+
+ Who seeks for better of thee, sauce his palate
+ With thy most operant poison! What is here?
+ Gold? yellow, glittering, precious gold? No, gods,
+ I am no idle votarist: roots, you clear heavens!
+ Thus much of this will make black white, foul fair,
+ Wrong right, base noble, old young, coward valiant.
+ Ha, you gods! why this? what this, you gods? Why, this
+ Will lug your priests and servants from your sides,
+ Pluck stout men's pillows from below their heads:
+ This yellow slave
+ Will knit and break religions, bless the accursed,
+ Make the hoar leprosy adored, place thieves
+ And give them title, knee and approbation
+ With senators on the bench: this is it
+ That makes the wappen'd widow wed again;
+ She, whom the spital-house and ulcerous sores
+ Would cast the gorge at, this embalms and spices
+ To the April day again. Come, damned earth,
+ Thou common whore of mankind, that put'st odds
+ Among the route of nations, I will make thee
+ Do thy right nature.
+
+ [March afar off]
+
+ Ha! a drum? Thou'rt quick,
+ But yet I'll bury thee: thou'lt go, strong thief,
+ When gouty keepers of thee cannot stand.
+ Nay, stay thou out for earnest.
+
+ [Keeping some gold]
+
+ [Enter ALCIBIADES, with drum and fife, in
+ warlike manner; PHRYNIA and TIMANDRA]
+
+ALCIBIADES What art thou there? speak.
+
+TIMON A beast, as thou art. The canker gnaw thy heart,
+ For showing me again the eyes of man!
+
+ALCIBIADES What is thy name? Is man so hateful to thee,
+ That art thyself a man?
+
+TIMON I am Misanthropos, and hate mankind.
+ For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog,
+ That I might love thee something.
+
+ALCIBIADES I know thee well;
+ But in thy fortunes am unlearn'd and strange.
+
+TIMON I know thee too; and more than that I know thee,
+ I not desire to know. Follow thy drum;
+ With man's blood paint the ground, gules, gules:
+ Religious canons, civil laws are cruel;
+ Then what should war be? This fell whore of thine
+ Hath in her more destruction than thy sword,
+ For all her cherubim look.
+
+PHRYNIA Thy lips rot off!
+
+TIMON I will not kiss thee; then the rot returns
+ To thine own lips again.
+
+ALCIBIADES How came the noble Timon to this change?
+
+TIMON As the moon does, by wanting light to give:
+ But then renew I could not, like the moon;
+ There were no suns to borrow of.
+
+ALCIBIADES Noble Timon,
+ What friendship may I do thee?
+
+TIMON None, but to
+ Maintain my opinion.
+
+ALCIBIADES What is it, Timon?
+
+TIMON Promise me friendship, but perform none: if thou
+ wilt not promise, the gods plague thee, for thou art
+ a man! if thou dost perform, confound thee, for
+ thou art a man!
+
+ALCIBIADES I have heard in some sort of thy miseries.
+
+TIMON Thou saw'st them, when I had prosperity.
+
+ALCIBIADES I see them now; then was a blessed time.
+
+TIMON As thine is now, held with a brace of harlots.
+
+TIMANDRA Is this the Athenian minion, whom the world
+ Voiced so regardfully?
+
+TIMON Art thou Timandra?
+
+TIMANDRA Yes.
+
+TIMON Be a whore still: they love thee not that use thee;
+ Give them diseases, leaving with thee their lust.
+ Make use of thy salt hours: season the slaves
+ For tubs and baths; bring down rose-cheeked youth
+ To the tub-fast and the diet.
+
+TIMANDRA Hang thee, monster!
+
+ALCIBIADES Pardon him, sweet Timandra; for his wits
+ Are drown'd and lost in his calamities.
+ I have but little gold of late, brave Timon,
+ The want whereof doth daily make revolt
+ In my penurious band: I have heard, and grieved,
+ How cursed Athens, mindless of thy worth,
+ Forgetting thy great deeds, when neighbour states,
+ But for thy sword and fortune, trod upon them,--
+
+TIMON I prithee, beat thy drum, and get thee gone.
+
+ALCIBIADES I am thy friend, and pity thee, dear Timon.
+
+TIMON How dost thou pity him whom thou dost trouble?
+ I had rather be alone.
+
+ALCIBIADES Why, fare thee well:
+ Here is some gold for thee.
+
+TIMON Keep it, I cannot eat it.
+
+ALCIBIADES When I have laid proud Athens on a heap,--
+
+TIMON Warr'st thou 'gainst Athens?
+
+ALCIBIADES Ay, Timon, and have cause.
+
+TIMON The gods confound them all in thy conquest;
+ And thee after, when thou hast conquer'd!
+
+ALCIBIADES Why me, Timon?
+
+TIMON That, by killing of villains,
+ Thou wast born to conquer my country.
+ Put up thy gold: go on,--here's gold,--go on;
+ Be as a planetary plague, when Jove
+ Will o'er some high-viced city hang his poison
+ In the sick air: let not thy sword skip one:
+ Pity not honour'd age for his white beard;
+ He is an usurer: strike me the counterfeit matron;
+ It is her habit only that is honest,
+ Herself's a bawd: let not the virgin's cheek
+ Make soft thy trenchant sword; for those milk-paps,
+ That through the window-bars bore at men's eyes,
+ Are not within the leaf of pity writ,
+ But set them down horrible traitors: spare not the babe,
+ Whose dimpled smiles from fools exhaust their mercy;
+ Think it a bastard, whom the oracle
+ Hath doubtfully pronounced thy throat shall cut,
+ And mince it sans remorse: swear against objects;
+ Put armour on thine ears and on thine eyes;
+ Whose proof, nor yells of mothers, maids, nor babes,
+ Nor sight of priests in holy vestments bleeding,
+ Shall pierce a jot. There's gold to pay soldiers:
+ Make large confusion; and, thy fury spent,
+ Confounded be thyself! Speak not, be gone.
+
+ALCIBIADES Hast thou gold yet? I'll take the gold thou
+ givest me,
+ Not all thy counsel.
+
+TIMON Dost thou, or dost thou not, heaven's curse
+ upon thee!
+
+
+PHRYNIA |
+ | Give us some gold, good Timon: hast thou more?
+TIMANDRA |
+
+
+TIMON Enough to make a whore forswear her trade,
+ And to make whores, a bawd. Hold up, you sluts,
+ Your aprons mountant: you are not oathable,
+ Although, I know, you 'll swear, terribly swear
+ Into strong shudders and to heavenly agues
+ The immortal gods that hear you,--spare your oaths,
+ I'll trust to your conditions: be whores still;
+ And he whose pious breath seeks to convert you,
+ Be strong in whore, allure him, burn him up;
+ Let your close fire predominate his smoke,
+ And be no turncoats: yet may your pains, six months,
+ Be quite contrary: and thatch your poor thin roofs
+ With burthens of the dead;--some that were hang'd,
+ No matter:--wear them, betray with them: whore still;
+ Paint till a horse may mire upon your face,
+ A pox of wrinkles!
+
+
+PHRYNIA |
+ | Well, more gold: what then?
+TIMANDRA | Believe't, that we'll do any thing for gold.
+
+
+TIMON Consumptions sow
+ In hollow bones of man; strike their sharp shins,
+ And mar men's spurring. Crack the lawyer's voice,
+ That he may never more false title plead,
+ Nor sound his quillets shrilly: hoar the flamen,
+ That scolds against the quality of flesh,
+ And not believes himself: down with the nose,
+ Down with it flat; take the bridge quite away
+ Of him that, his particular to foresee,
+ Smells from the general weal: make curl'd-pate
+ ruffians bald;
+ And let the unscarr'd braggarts of the war
+ Derive some pain from you: plague all;
+ That your activity may defeat and quell
+ The source of all erection. There's more gold:
+ Do you damn others, and let this damn you,
+ And ditches grave you all!
+
+
+PHRYNIA |
+ | More counsel with more money, bounteous Timon.
+TIMANDRA |
+
+
+TIMON More whore, more mischief first; I have given you earnest.
+
+ALCIBIADES Strike up the drum towards Athens! Farewell, Timon:
+ If I thrive well, I'll visit thee again.
+
+TIMON If I hope well, I'll never see thee more.
+
+ALCIBIADES I never did thee harm.
+
+TIMON Yes, thou spokest well of me.
+
+ALCIBIADES Call'st thou that harm?
+
+TIMON Men daily find it. Get thee away, and take
+ Thy beagles with thee.
+
+ALCIBIADES We but offend him. Strike!
+
+ [Drum beats. Exeunt ALCIBIADES, PHRYNIA,
+ and TIMANDRA]
+
+TIMON That nature, being sick of man's unkindness,
+ Should yet be hungry! Common mother, thou,
+
+ [Digging]
+
+ Whose womb unmeasurable, and infinite breast,
+ Teems, and feeds all; whose self-same mettle,
+ Whereof thy proud child, arrogant man, is puff'd,
+ Engenders the black toad and adder blue,
+ The gilded newt and eyeless venom'd worm,
+ With all the abhorred births below crisp heaven
+ Whereon Hyperion's quickening fire doth shine;
+ Yield him, who all thy human sons doth hate,
+ From forth thy plenteous bosom, one poor root!
+ Ensear thy fertile and conceptious womb,
+ Let it no more bring out ingrateful man!
+ Go great with tigers, dragons, wolves, and bears;
+ Teem with new monsters, whom thy upward face
+ Hath to the marbled mansion all above
+ Never presented!--O, a root,--dear thanks!--
+ Dry up thy marrows, vines, and plough-torn leas;
+ Whereof ungrateful man, with liquorish draughts
+ And morsels unctuous, greases his pure mind,
+ That from it all consideration slips!
+
+ [Enter APEMANTUS]
+
+ More man? plague, plague!
+
+APEMANTUS I was directed hither: men report
+ Thou dost affect my manners, and dost use them.
+
+TIMON 'Tis, then, because thou dost not keep a dog,
+ Whom I would imitate: consumption catch thee!
+
+APEMANTUS This is in thee a nature but infected;
+ A poor unmanly melancholy sprung
+ From change of fortune. Why this spade? this place?
+ This slave-like habit? and these looks of care?
+ Thy flatterers yet wear silk, drink wine, lie soft;
+ Hug their diseased perfumes, and have forgot
+ That ever Timon was. Shame not these woods,
+ By putting on the cunning of a carper.
+ Be thou a flatterer now, and seek to thrive
+ By that which has undone thee: hinge thy knee,
+ And let his very breath, whom thou'lt observe,
+ Blow off thy cap; praise his most vicious strain,
+ And call it excellent: thou wast told thus;
+ Thou gavest thine ears like tapsters that bid welcome
+ To knaves and all approachers: 'tis most just
+ That thou turn rascal; hadst thou wealth again,
+ Rascals should have 't. Do not assume my likeness.
+
+TIMON Were I like thee, I'ld throw away myself.
+
+APEMANTUS Thou hast cast away thyself, being like thyself;
+ A madman so long, now a fool. What, think'st
+ That the bleak air, thy boisterous chamberlain,
+ Will put thy shirt on warm? will these moss'd trees,
+ That have outlived the eagle, page thy heels,
+ And skip where thou point'st out? will the
+ cold brook,
+ Candied with ice, caudle thy morning taste,
+ To cure thy o'er-night's surfeit? Call the creatures
+ Whose naked natures live in an the spite
+ Of wreakful heaven, whose bare unhoused trunks,
+ To the conflicting elements exposed,
+ Answer mere nature; bid them flatter thee;
+ O, thou shalt find--
+
+TIMON A fool of thee: depart.
+
+APEMANTUS I love thee better now than e'er I did.
+
+TIMON I hate thee worse.
+
+APEMANTUS Why?
+
+TIMON Thou flatter'st misery.
+
+APEMANTUS I flatter not; but say thou art a caitiff.
+
+TIMON Why dost thou seek me out?
+
+APEMANTUS To vex thee.
+
+TIMON Always a villain's office or a fool's.
+ Dost please thyself in't?
+
+APEMANTUS Ay.
+
+TIMON What! a knave too?
+
+APEMANTUS If thou didst put this sour-cold habit on
+ To castigate thy pride, 'twere well: but thou
+ Dost it enforcedly; thou'ldst courtier be again,
+ Wert thou not beggar. Willing misery
+ Outlives encertain pomp, is crown'd before:
+ The one is filling still, never complete;
+ The other, at high wish: best state, contentless,
+ Hath a distracted and most wretched being,
+ Worse than the worst, content.
+ Thou shouldst desire to die, being miserable.
+
+TIMON Not by his breath that is more miserable.
+ Thou art a slave, whom Fortune's tender arm
+ With favour never clasp'd; but bred a dog.
+ Hadst thou, like us from our first swath, proceeded
+ The sweet degrees that this brief world affords
+ To such as may the passive drugs of it
+ Freely command, thou wouldst have plunged thyself
+ In general riot; melted down thy youth
+ In different beds of lust; and never learn'd
+ The icy precepts of respect, but follow'd
+ The sugar'd game before thee. But myself,
+ Who had the world as my confectionary,
+ The mouths, the tongues, the eyes and hearts of men
+ At duty, more than I could frame employment,
+ That numberless upon me stuck as leaves
+ Do on the oak, hive with one winter's brush
+ Fell from their boughs and left me open, bare
+ For every storm that blows: I, to bear this,
+ That never knew but better, is some burden:
+ Thy nature did commence in sufferance, time
+ Hath made thee hard in't. Why shouldst thou hate men?
+ They never flatter'd thee: what hast thou given?
+ If thou wilt curse, thy father, that poor rag,
+ Must be thy subject, who in spite put stuff
+ To some she beggar and compounded thee
+ Poor rogue hereditary. Hence, be gone!
+ If thou hadst not been born the worst of men,
+ Thou hadst been a knave and flatterer.
+
+APEMANTUS Art thou proud yet?
+
+TIMON Ay, that I am not thee.
+
+APEMANTUS I, that I was
+ No prodigal.
+
+TIMON I, that I am one now:
+ Were all the wealth I have shut up in thee,
+ I'ld give thee leave to hang it. Get thee gone.
+ That the whole life of Athens were in this!
+ Thus would I eat it.
+
+ [Eating a root]
+
+APEMANTUS Here; I will mend thy feast.
+
+ [Offering him a root]
+
+TIMON First mend my company, take away thyself.
+
+APEMANTUS So I shall mend mine own, by the lack of thine.
+
+TIMON 'Tis not well mended so, it is but botch'd;
+ if not, I would it were.
+
+APEMANTUS What wouldst thou have to Athens?
+
+TIMON Thee thither in a whirlwind. If thou wilt,
+ Tell them there I have gold; look, so I have.
+
+APEMANTUS Here is no use for gold.
+
+TIMON The best and truest;
+ For here it sleeps, and does no hired harm.
+
+APEMANTUS Where liest o' nights, Timon?
+
+TIMON Under that's above me.
+ Where feed'st thou o' days, Apemantus?
+
+APEMANTUS Where my stomach finds meat; or, rather, where I eat
+ it.
+
+TIMON Would poison were obedient and knew my mind!
+
+APEMANTUS Where wouldst thou send it?
+
+TIMON To sauce thy dishes.
+
+APEMANTUS The middle of humanity thou never knewest, but the
+ extremity of both ends: when thou wast in thy gilt
+ and thy perfume, they mocked thee for too much
+ curiosity; in thy rags thou knowest none, but art
+ despised for the contrary. There's a medlar for
+ thee, eat it.
+
+TIMON On what I hate I feed not.
+
+APEMANTUS Dost hate a medlar?
+
+TIMON Ay, though it look like thee.
+
+APEMANTUS An thou hadst hated meddlers sooner, thou shouldst
+ have loved thyself better now. What man didst thou
+ ever know unthrift that was beloved after his means?
+
+TIMON Who, without those means thou talkest of, didst thou
+ ever know beloved?
+
+APEMANTUS Myself.
+
+TIMON I understand thee; thou hadst some means to keep a
+ dog.
+
+APEMANTUS What things in the world canst thou nearest compare
+ to thy flatterers?
+
+TIMON Women nearest; but men, men are the things
+ themselves. What wouldst thou do with the world,
+ Apemantus, if it lay in thy power?
+
+APEMANTUS Give it the beasts, to be rid of the men.
+
+TIMON Wouldst thou have thyself fall in the confusion of
+ men, and remain a beast with the beasts?
+
+APEMANTUS Ay, Timon.
+
+TIMON A beastly ambition, which the gods grant thee t'
+ attain to! If thou wert the lion, the fox would
+ beguile thee; if thou wert the lamb, the fox would
+ eat three: if thou wert the fox, the lion would
+ suspect thee, when peradventure thou wert accused by
+ the ass: if thou wert the ass, thy dulness would
+ torment thee, and still thou livedst but as a
+ breakfast to the wolf: if thou wert the wolf, thy
+ greediness would afflict thee, and oft thou shouldst
+ hazard thy life for thy dinner: wert thou the
+ unicorn, pride and wrath would confound thee and
+ make thine own self the conquest of thy fury: wert
+ thou a bear, thou wouldst be killed by the horse:
+ wert thou a horse, thou wouldst be seized by the
+ leopard: wert thou a leopard, thou wert german to
+ the lion and the spots of thy kindred were jurors on
+ thy life: all thy safety were remotion and thy
+ defence absence. What beast couldst thou be, that
+ were not subject to a beast? and what a beast art
+ thou already, that seest not thy loss in
+ transformation!
+
+APEMANTUS If thou couldst please me with speaking to me, thou
+ mightst have hit upon it here: the commonwealth of
+ Athens is become a forest of beasts.
+
+TIMON How has the ass broke the wall, that thou art out of the city?
+
+APEMANTUS Yonder comes a poet and a painter: the plague of
+ company light upon thee! I will fear to catch it
+ and give way: when I know not what else to do, I'll
+ see thee again.
+
+TIMON When there is nothing living but thee, thou shalt be
+ welcome. I had rather be a beggar's dog than Apemantus.
+
+APEMANTUS Thou art the cap of all the fools alive.
+
+TIMON Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
+
+APEMANTUS A plague on thee! thou art too bad to curse.
+
+TIMON All villains that do stand by thee are pure.
+
+APEMANTUS There is no leprosy but what thou speak'st.
+
+TIMON If I name thee.
+ I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands.
+
+APEMANTUS I would my tongue could rot them off!
+
+TIMON Away, thou issue of a mangy dog!
+ Choler does kill me that thou art alive;
+ I swound to see thee.
+
+APEMANTUS Would thou wouldst burst!
+
+TIMON Away,
+ Thou tedious rogue! I am sorry I shall lose
+ A stone by thee.
+
+ [Throws a stone at him]
+
+APEMANTUS Beast!
+
+TIMON Slave!
+
+APEMANTUS Toad!
+
+TIMON Rogue, rogue, rogue!
+ I am sick of this false world, and will love nought
+ But even the mere necessities upon 't.
+ Then, Timon, presently prepare thy grave;
+ Lie where the light foam the sea may beat
+ Thy grave-stone daily: make thine epitaph,
+ That death in me at others' lives may laugh.
+
+ [To the gold]
+
+ O thou sweet king-killer, and dear divorce
+ 'Twixt natural son and sire! thou bright defiler
+ Of Hymen's purest bed! thou valiant Mars!
+ Thou ever young, fresh, loved and delicate wooer,
+ Whose blush doth thaw the consecrated snow
+ That lies on Dian's lap! thou visible god,
+ That solder'st close impossibilities,
+ And makest them kiss! that speak'st with
+ every tongue,
+ To every purpose! O thou touch of hearts!
+ Think, thy slave man rebels, and by thy virtue
+ Set them into confounding odds, that beasts
+ May have the world in empire!
+
+APEMANTUS Would 'twere so!
+ But not till I am dead. I'll say thou'st gold:
+ Thou wilt be throng'd to shortly.
+
+TIMON Throng'd to!
+
+APEMANTUS Ay.
+
+TIMON Thy back, I prithee.
+
+APEMANTUS Live, and love thy misery.
+
+TIMON Long live so, and so die.
+
+ [Exit APEMANTUS]
+
+ I am quit.
+ Moe things like men! Eat, Timon, and abhor them.
+
+ [Enter Banditti]
+
+First Bandit Where should he have this gold? It is some poor
+ fragment, some slender sort of his remainder: the
+ mere want of gold, and the falling-from of his
+ friends, drove him into this melancholy.
+
+Second Bandit It is noised he hath a mass of treasure.
+
+Third Bandit Let us make the assay upon him: if he care not
+ for't, he will supply us easily; if he covetously
+ reserve it, how shall's get it?
+
+Second Bandit True; for he bears it not about him, 'tis hid.
+
+First Bandit Is not this he?
+
+Banditti Where?
+
+Second Bandit 'Tis his description.
+
+Third Bandit He; I know him.
+
+Banditti Save thee, Timon.
+
+TIMON Now, thieves?
+
+Banditti Soldiers, not thieves.
+
+TIMON Both too; and women's sons.
+
+Banditti We are not thieves, but men that much do want.
+
+TIMON Your greatest want is, you want much of meat.
+ Why should you want? Behold, the earth hath roots;
+ Within this mile break forth a hundred springs;
+ The oaks bear mast, the briers scarlet hips;
+ The bounteous housewife, nature, on each bush
+ Lays her full mess before you. Want! why want?
+
+First Bandit We cannot live on grass, on berries, water,
+ As beasts and birds and fishes.
+
+TIMON Nor on the beasts themselves, the birds, and fishes;
+ You must eat men. Yet thanks I must you con
+ That you are thieves profess'd, that you work not
+ In holier shapes: for there is boundless theft
+ In limited professions. Rascal thieves,
+ Here's gold. Go, suck the subtle blood o' the grape,
+ Till the high fever seethe your blood to froth,
+ And so 'scape hanging: trust not the physician;
+ His antidotes are poison, and he slays
+ Moe than you rob: take wealth and lives together;
+ Do villany, do, since you protest to do't,
+ Like workmen. I'll example you with thievery.
+ The sun's a thief, and with his great attraction
+ Robs the vast sea: the moon's an arrant thief,
+ And her pale fire she snatches from the sun:
+ The sea's a thief, whose liquid surge resolves
+ The moon into salt tears: the earth's a thief,
+ That feeds and breeds by a composture stolen
+ From general excrement: each thing's a thief:
+ The laws, your curb and whip, in their rough power
+ Have uncheque'd theft. Love not yourselves: away,
+ Rob one another. There's more gold. Cut throats:
+ All that you meet are thieves: to Athens go,
+ Break open shops; nothing can you steal,
+ But thieves do lose it: steal no less for this
+ I give you; and gold confound you howsoe'er! Amen.
+
+Third Bandit Has almost charmed me from my profession, by
+ persuading me to it.
+
+First Bandit 'Tis in the malice of mankind that he thus advises
+ us; not to have us thrive in our mystery.
+
+Second Bandit I'll believe him as an enemy, and give over my trade.
+
+First Bandit Let us first see peace in Athens: there is no time
+ so miserable but a man may be true.
+
+ [Exeunt Banditti]
+
+ [Enter FLAVIUS]
+
+FLAVIUS O you gods!
+ Is yond despised and ruinous man my lord?
+ Full of decay and failing? O monument
+ And wonder of good deeds evilly bestow'd!
+ What an alteration of honour
+ Has desperate want made!
+ What viler thing upon the earth than friends
+ Who can bring noblest minds to basest ends!
+ How rarely does it meet with this time's guise,
+ When man was wish'd to love his enemies!
+ Grant I may ever love, and rather woo
+ Those that would mischief me than those that do!
+ Has caught me in his eye: I will present
+ My honest grief unto him; and, as my lord,
+ Still serve him with my life. My dearest master!
+
+TIMON Away! what art thou?
+
+FLAVIUS Have you forgot me, sir?
+
+TIMON Why dost ask that? I have forgot all men;
+ Then, if thou grant'st thou'rt a man, I have forgot thee.
+
+FLAVIUS An honest poor servant of yours.
+
+TIMON Then I know thee not:
+ I never had honest man about me, I; all
+ I kept were knaves, to serve in meat to villains.
+
+FLAVIUS The gods are witness,
+ Ne'er did poor steward wear a truer grief
+ For his undone lord than mine eyes for you.
+
+TIMON What, dost thou weep? Come nearer. Then I
+ love thee,
+ Because thou art a woman, and disclaim'st
+ Flinty mankind; whose eyes do never give
+ But thorough lust and laughter. Pity's sleeping:
+ Strange times, that weep with laughing, not with weeping!
+
+FLAVIUS I beg of you to know me, good my lord,
+ To accept my grief and whilst this poor wealth lasts
+ To entertain me as your steward still.
+
+TIMON Had I a steward
+ So true, so just, and now so comfortable?
+ It almost turns my dangerous nature mild.
+ Let me behold thy face. Surely, this man
+ Was born of woman.
+ Forgive my general and exceptless rashness,
+ You perpetual-sober gods! I do proclaim
+ One honest man--mistake me not--but one;
+ No more, I pray,--and he's a steward.
+ How fain would I have hated all mankind!
+ And thou redeem'st thyself: but all, save thee,
+ I fell with curses.
+ Methinks thou art more honest now than wise;
+ For, by oppressing and betraying me,
+ Thou mightst have sooner got another service:
+ For many so arrive at second masters,
+ Upon their first lord's neck. But tell me true--
+ For I must ever doubt, though ne'er so sure--
+ Is not thy kindness subtle, covetous,
+ If not a usuring kindness, and, as rich men deal gifts,
+ Expecting in return twenty for one?
+
+FLAVIUS No, my most worthy master; in whose breast
+ Doubt and suspect, alas, are placed too late:
+ You should have fear'd false times when you did feast:
+ Suspect still comes where an estate is least.
+ That which I show, heaven knows, is merely love,
+ Duty and zeal to your unmatched mind,
+ Care of your food and living; and, believe it,
+ My most honour'd lord,
+ For any benefit that points to me,
+ Either in hope or present, I'ld exchange
+ For this one wish, that you had power and wealth
+ To requite me, by making rich yourself.
+
+TIMON Look thee, 'tis so! Thou singly honest man,
+ Here, take: the gods out of my misery
+ Have sent thee treasure. Go, live rich and happy;
+ But thus condition'd: thou shalt build from men;
+ Hate all, curse all, show charity to none,
+ But let the famish'd flesh slide from the bone,
+ Ere thou relieve the beggar; give to dogs
+ What thou deny'st to men; let prisons swallow 'em,
+ Debts wither 'em to nothing; be men like
+ blasted woods,
+ And may diseases lick up their false bloods!
+ And so farewell and thrive.
+
+FLAVIUS O, let me stay,
+ And comfort you, my master.
+
+TIMON If thou hatest curses,
+ Stay not; fly, whilst thou art blest and free:
+ Ne'er see thou man, and let me ne'er see thee.
+
+ [Exit FLAVIUS. TIMON retires to his cave]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I The woods. Before Timon's cave.
+
+
+ [Enter Poet and Painter; TIMON watching
+ them from his cave]
+
+Painter As I took note of the place, it cannot be far where
+ he abides.
+
+Poet What's to be thought of him? does the rumour hold
+ for true, that he's so full of gold?
+
+Painter Certain: Alcibiades reports it; Phrynia and
+ Timandra had gold of him: he likewise enriched poor
+ straggling soldiers with great quantity: 'tis said
+ he gave unto his steward a mighty sum.
+
+Poet Then this breaking of his has been but a try for his friends.
+
+Painter Nothing else: you shall see him a palm in Athens
+ again, and flourish with the highest. Therefore
+ 'tis not amiss we tender our loves to him, in this
+ supposed distress of his: it will show honestly in
+ us; and is very likely to load our purposes with
+ what they travail for, if it be a just true report
+ that goes of his having.
+
+Poet What have you now to present unto him?
+
+Painter Nothing at this time but my visitation: only I will
+ promise him an excellent piece.
+
+Poet I must serve him so too, tell him of an intent
+ that's coming toward him.
+
+Painter Good as the best. Promising is the very air o' the
+ time: it opens the eyes of expectation:
+ performance is ever the duller for his act; and,
+ but in the plainer and simpler kind of people, the
+ deed of saying is quite out of use. To promise is
+ most courtly and fashionable: performance is a kind
+ of will or testament which argues a great sickness
+ in his judgment that makes it.
+
+ [TIMON comes from his cave, behind]
+
+TIMON [Aside] Excellent workman! thou canst not paint a
+ man so bad as is thyself.
+
+Poet I am thinking what I shall say I have provided for
+ him: it must be a personating of himself; a satire
+ against the softness of prosperity, with a discovery
+ of the infinite flatteries that follow youth and opulency.
+
+TIMON [Aside] Must thou needs stand for a villain in
+ thine own work? wilt thou whip thine own faults in
+ other men? Do so, I have gold for thee.
+
+Poet Nay, let's seek him:
+ Then do we sin against our own estate,
+ When we may profit meet, and come too late.
+
+Painter True;
+ When the day serves, before black-corner'd night,
+ Find what thou want'st by free and offer'd light. Come.
+
+TIMON [Aside] I'll meet you at the turn. What a
+ god's gold,
+ That he is worshipp'd in a baser temple
+ Than where swine feed!
+ 'Tis thou that rigg'st the bark and plough'st the foam,
+ Settlest admired reverence in a slave:
+ To thee be worship! and thy saints for aye
+ Be crown'd with plagues that thee alone obey!
+ Fit I meet them.
+
+ [Coming forward]
+
+Poet Hail, worthy Timon!
+
+Painter Our late noble master!
+
+TIMON Have I once lived to see two honest men?
+
+Poet Sir,
+ Having often of your open bounty tasted,
+ Hearing you were retired, your friends fall'n off,
+ Whose thankless natures--O abhorred spirits!--
+ Not all the whips of heaven are large enough:
+ What! to you,
+ Whose star-like nobleness gave life and influence
+ To their whole being! I am rapt and cannot cover
+ The monstrous bulk of this ingratitude
+ With any size of words.
+
+TIMON Let it go naked, men may see't the better:
+ You that are honest, by being what you are,
+ Make them best seen and known.
+
+Painter He and myself
+ Have travail'd in the great shower of your gifts,
+ And sweetly felt it.
+
+TIMON Ay, you are honest men.
+
+Painter We are hither come to offer you our service.
+
+TIMON Most honest men! Why, how shall I requite you?
+ Can you eat roots, and drink cold water? no.
+
+Both What we can do, we'll do, to do you service.
+
+TIMON Ye're honest men: ye've heard that I have gold;
+ I am sure you have: speak truth; ye're honest men.
+
+Painter So it is said, my noble lord; but therefore
+ Came not my friend nor I.
+
+TIMON Good honest men! Thou draw'st a counterfeit
+ Best in all Athens: thou'rt, indeed, the best;
+ Thou counterfeit'st most lively.
+
+Painter So, so, my lord.
+
+TIMON E'en so, sir, as I say. And, for thy fiction,
+ Why, thy verse swells with stuff so fine and smooth
+ That thou art even natural in thine art.
+ But, for all this, my honest-natured friends,
+ I must needs say you have a little fault:
+ Marry, 'tis not monstrous in you, neither wish I
+ You take much pains to mend.
+
+Both Beseech your honour
+ To make it known to us.
+
+TIMON You'll take it ill.
+
+Both Most thankfully, my lord.
+
+TIMON Will you, indeed?
+
+Both Doubt it not, worthy lord.
+
+TIMON There's never a one of you but trusts a knave,
+ That mightily deceives you.
+
+Both Do we, my lord?
+
+TIMON Ay, and you hear him cog, see him dissemble,
+ Know his gross patchery, love him, feed him,
+ Keep in your bosom: yet remain assured
+ That he's a made-up villain.
+
+Painter I know none such, my lord.
+
+Poet Nor I.
+
+TIMON Look you, I love you well; I'll give you gold,
+ Rid me these villains from your companies:
+ Hang them or stab them, drown them in a draught,
+ Confound them by some course, and come to me,
+ I'll give you gold enough.
+
+Both Name them, my lord, let's know them.
+
+TIMON You that way and you this, but two in company;
+ Each man apart, all single and alone,
+ Yet an arch-villain keeps him company.
+ If where thou art two villains shall not be,
+ Come not near him. If thou wouldst not reside
+ But where one villain is, then him abandon.
+ Hence, pack! there's gold; you came for gold, ye slaves:
+
+ [To Painter]
+
+ You have work'd for me; there's payment for you: hence!
+
+ [To Poet]
+
+ You are an alchemist; make gold of that.
+ Out, rascal dogs!
+
+ [Beats them out, and then retires to his cave]
+
+ [Enter FLAVIUS and two Senators]
+
+FLAVIUS It is in vain that you would speak with Timon;
+ For he is set so only to himself
+ That nothing but himself which looks like man
+ Is friendly with him.
+
+First Senator Bring us to his cave:
+ It is our part and promise to the Athenians
+ To speak with Timon.
+
+Second Senator At all times alike
+ Men are not still the same: 'twas time and griefs
+ That framed him thus: time, with his fairer hand,
+ Offering the fortunes of his former days,
+ The former man may make him. Bring us to him,
+ And chance it as it may.
+
+FLAVIUS Here is his cave.
+ Peace and content be here! Lord Timon! Timon!
+ Look out, and speak to friends: the Athenians,
+ By two of their most reverend senate, greet thee:
+ Speak to them, noble Timon.
+
+ [TIMON comes from his cave]
+
+TIMON Thou sun, that comfort'st, burn! Speak, and
+ be hang'd:
+ For each true word, a blister! and each false
+ Be as cauterizing to the root o' the tongue,
+ Consuming it with speaking!
+
+First Senator Worthy Timon,--
+
+TIMON Of none but such as you, and you of Timon.
+
+First Senator The senators of Athens greet thee, Timon.
+
+TIMON I thank them; and would send them back the plague,
+ Could I but catch it for them.
+
+First Senator O, forget
+ What we are sorry for ourselves in thee.
+ The senators with one consent of love
+ Entreat thee back to Athens; who have thought
+ On special dignities, which vacant lie
+ For thy best use and wearing.
+
+Second Senator They confess
+ Toward thee forgetfulness too general, gross:
+ Which now the public body, which doth seldom
+ Play the recanter, feeling in itself
+ A lack of Timon's aid, hath sense withal
+ Of its own fail, restraining aid to Timon;
+ And send forth us, to make their sorrow'd render,
+ Together with a recompense more fruitful
+ Than their offence can weigh down by the dram;
+ Ay, even such heaps and sums of love and wealth
+ As shall to thee blot out what wrongs were theirs
+ And write in thee the figures of their love,
+ Ever to read them thine.
+
+TIMON You witch me in it;
+ Surprise me to the very brink of tears:
+ Lend me a fool's heart and a woman's eyes,
+ And I'll beweep these comforts, worthy senators.
+
+First Senator Therefore, so please thee to return with us
+ And of our Athens, thine and ours, to take
+ The captainship, thou shalt be met with thanks,
+ Allow'd with absolute power and thy good name
+ Live with authority: so soon we shall drive back
+ Of Alcibiades the approaches wild,
+ Who, like a boar too savage, doth root up
+ His country's peace.
+
+Second Senator And shakes his threatening sword
+ Against the walls of Athens.
+
+First Senator Therefore, Timon,--
+
+TIMON Well, sir, I will; therefore, I will, sir; thus:
+ If Alcibiades kill my countrymen,
+ Let Alcibiades know this of Timon,
+ That Timon cares not. But if be sack fair Athens,
+ And take our goodly aged men by the beards,
+ Giving our holy virgins to the stain
+ Of contumelious, beastly, mad-brain'd war,
+ Then let him know, and tell him Timon speaks it,
+ In pity of our aged and our youth,
+ I cannot choose but tell him, that I care not,
+ And let him take't at worst; for their knives care not,
+ While you have throats to answer: for myself,
+ There's not a whittle in the unruly camp
+ But I do prize it at my love before
+ The reverend'st throat in Athens. So I leave you
+ To the protection of the prosperous gods,
+ As thieves to keepers.
+
+FLAVIUS Stay not, all's in vain.
+
+TIMON Why, I was writing of my epitaph;
+ it will be seen to-morrow: my long sickness
+ Of health and living now begins to mend,
+ And nothing brings me all things. Go, live still;
+ Be Alcibiades your plague, you his,
+ And last so long enough!
+
+First Senator We speak in vain.
+
+TIMON But yet I love my country, and am not
+ One that rejoices in the common wreck,
+ As common bruit doth put it.
+
+First Senator That's well spoke.
+
+TIMON Commend me to my loving countrymen,--
+
+First Senator These words become your lips as they pass
+ thorough them.
+
+Second Senator And enter in our ears like great triumphers
+ In their applauding gates.
+
+TIMON Commend me to them,
+ And tell them that, to ease them of their griefs,
+ Their fears of hostile strokes, their aches, losses,
+ Their pangs of love, with other incident throes
+ That nature's fragile vessel doth sustain
+ In life's uncertain voyage, I will some kindness do them:
+ I'll teach them to prevent wild Alcibiades' wrath.
+
+First Senator I like this well; he will return again.
+
+TIMON I have a tree, which grows here in my close,
+ That mine own use invites me to cut down,
+ And shortly must I fell it: tell my friends,
+ Tell Athens, in the sequence of degree
+ From high to low throughout, that whoso please
+ To stop affliction, let him take his haste,
+ Come hither, ere my tree hath felt the axe,
+ And hang himself. I pray you, do my greeting.
+
+FLAVIUS Trouble him no further; thus you still shall find him.
+
+TIMON Come not to me again: but say to Athens,
+ Timon hath made his everlasting mansion
+ Upon the beached verge of the salt flood;
+ Who once a day with his embossed froth
+ The turbulent surge shall cover: thither come,
+ And let my grave-stone be your oracle.
+ Lips, let sour words go by and language end:
+ What is amiss plague and infection mend!
+ Graves only be men's works and death their gain!
+ Sun, hide thy beams! Timon hath done his reign.
+
+ [Retires to his cave]
+
+First Senator His discontents are unremoveably
+ Coupled to nature.
+
+Second Senator Our hope in him is dead: let us return,
+ And strain what other means is left unto us
+ In our dear peril.
+
+First Senator It requires swift foot.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Before the walls of Athens.
+
+
+ [Enter two Senators and a Messenger]
+
+First Senator Thou hast painfully discover'd: are his files
+ As full as thy report?
+
+Messenger have spoke the least:
+ Besides, his expedition promises
+ Present approach.
+
+Second Senator We stand much hazard, if they bring not Timon.
+
+Messenger I met a courier, one mine ancient friend;
+ Whom, though in general part we were opposed,
+ Yet our old love made a particular force,
+ And made us speak like friends: this man was riding
+ From Alcibiades to Timon's cave,
+ With letters of entreaty, which imported
+ His fellowship i' the cause against your city,
+ In part for his sake moved.
+
+First Senator Here come our brothers.
+
+ [Enter the Senators from TIMON]
+
+Third Senator No talk of Timon, nothing of him expect.
+ The enemies' drum is heard, and fearful scouring
+ Doth choke the air with dust: in, and prepare:
+ Ours is the fall, I fear; our foes the snare.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III The woods. Timon's cave, and a rude tomb seen.
+
+
+ [Enter a Soldier, seeking TIMON]
+
+Soldier By all description this should be the place.
+ Who's here? speak, ho! No answer! What is this?
+ Timon is dead, who hath outstretch'd his span:
+ Some beast rear'd this; there does not live a man.
+ Dead, sure; and this his grave. What's on this tomb
+ I cannot read; the character I'll take with wax:
+ Our captain hath in every figure skill,
+ An aged interpreter, though young in days:
+ Before proud Athens he's set down by this,
+ Whose fall the mark of his ambition is.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TIMON OF ATHENS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Before the walls of Athens.
+
+
+ [Trumpets sound. Enter ALCIBIADES with his powers]
+
+ALCIBIADES Sound to this coward and lascivious town
+ Our terrible approach.
+
+ [A parley sounded]
+
+ [Enter Senators on the walls]
+
+ Till now you have gone on and fill'd the time
+ With all licentious measure, making your wills
+ The scope of justice; till now myself and such
+ As slept within the shadow of your power
+ Have wander'd with our traversed arms and breathed
+ Our sufferance vainly: now the time is flush,
+ When crouching marrow in the bearer strong
+ Cries of itself 'No more:' now breathless wrong
+ Shall sit and pant in your great chairs of ease,
+ And pursy insolence shall break his wind
+ With fear and horrid flight.
+
+First Senator Noble and young,
+ When thy first griefs were but a mere conceit,
+ Ere thou hadst power or we had cause of fear,
+ We sent to thee, to give thy rages balm,
+ To wipe out our ingratitude with loves
+ Above their quantity.
+
+Second Senator So did we woo
+ Transformed Timon to our city's love
+ By humble message and by promised means:
+ We were not all unkind, nor all deserve
+ The common stroke of war.
+
+First Senator These walls of ours
+ Were not erected by their hands from whom
+ You have received your griefs; nor are they such
+ That these great towers, trophies and schools
+ should fall
+ For private faults in them.
+
+Second Senator Nor are they living
+ Who were the motives that you first went out;
+ Shame that they wanted cunning, in excess
+ Hath broke their hearts. March, noble lord,
+ Into our city with thy banners spread:
+ By decimation, and a tithed death--
+ If thy revenges hunger for that food
+ Which nature loathes--take thou the destined tenth,
+ And by the hazard of the spotted die
+ Let die the spotted.
+
+First Senator All have not offended;
+ For those that were, it is not square to take
+ On those that are, revenges: crimes, like lands,
+ Are not inherited. Then, dear countryman,
+ Bring in thy ranks, but leave without thy rage:
+ Spare thy Athenian cradle and those kin
+ Which in the bluster of thy wrath must fall
+ With those that have offended: like a shepherd,
+ Approach the fold and cull the infected forth,
+ But kill not all together.
+
+Second Senator What thou wilt,
+ Thou rather shalt enforce it with thy smile
+ Than hew to't with thy sword.
+
+First Senator Set but thy foot
+ Against our rampired gates, and they shall ope;
+ So thou wilt send thy gentle heart before,
+ To say thou'lt enter friendly.
+
+Second Senator Throw thy glove,
+ Or any token of thine honour else,
+ That thou wilt use the wars as thy redress
+ And not as our confusion, all thy powers
+ Shall make their harbour in our town, till we
+ Have seal'd thy full desire.
+
+ALCIBIADES Then there's my glove;
+ Descend, and open your uncharged ports:
+ Those enemies of Timon's and mine own
+ Whom you yourselves shall set out for reproof
+ Fall and no more: and, to atone your fears
+ With my more noble meaning, not a man
+ Shall pass his quarter, or offend the stream
+ Of regular justice in your city's bounds,
+ But shall be render'd to your public laws
+ At heaviest answer.
+
+Both 'Tis most nobly spoken.
+
+ALCIBIADES Descend, and keep your words.
+
+ [The Senators descend, and open the gates]
+
+ [Enter Soldier]
+
+Soldier My noble general, Timon is dead;
+ Entomb'd upon the very hem o' the sea;
+ And on his grave-stone this insculpture, which
+ With wax I brought away, whose soft impression
+ Interprets for my poor ignorance.
+
+ALCIBIADES [Reads the epitaph] 'Here lies a
+ wretched corse, of wretched soul bereft:
+ Seek not my name: a plague consume you wicked
+ caitiffs left!
+ Here lie I, Timon; who, alive, all living men did hate:
+ Pass by and curse thy fill, but pass and stay
+ not here thy gait.'
+ These well express in thee thy latter spirits:
+ Though thou abhorr'dst in us our human griefs,
+ Scorn'dst our brain's flow and those our
+ droplets which
+ From niggard nature fall, yet rich conceit
+ Taught thee to make vast Neptune weep for aye
+ On thy low grave, on faults forgiven. Dead
+ Is noble Timon: of whose memory
+ Hereafter more. Bring me into your city,
+ And I will use the olive with my sword,
+ Make war breed peace, make peace stint war, make each
+ Prescribe to other as each other's leech.
+ Let our drums strike.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ DRAMATIS PERSONAE
+
+
+SATURNINUS son to the late Emperor of Rome, and afterwards
+ declared Emperor.
+
+BASSIANUS brother to Saturninus; in love with Lavinia.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS a noble Roman, general against the Goths.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS tribune of the people, and brother to Titus.
+
+
+LUCIUS |
+ |
+QUINTUS |
+ | sons to Titus Andronicus.
+MARTIUS |
+ |
+MUTIUS |
+
+
+Young LUCIUS a boy, son to Lucius.
+
+PUBLIUS son to Marcus the Tribune.
+
+
+SEMPRONIUS |
+ |
+CAIUS | kinsmen to Titus.
+ |
+VALENTINE |
+
+
+AEMILIUS a noble Roman.
+
+
+ALARBUS |
+ |
+DEMETRIUS | sons to Tamora.
+ |
+CHIRON |
+
+
+AARON a Moor, beloved by Tamora.
+
+ A Captain, Tribune, Messenger, and Clown; Romans.
+ (Captain:)
+ (Messenger:)
+ (Clown:)
+
+ Goths and Romans.
+ (First Goth:)
+ (Second Goth:)
+ (Third Goth:)
+
+TAMORA Queen of the Goths.
+
+LAVINIA daughter of Titus Andronicus.
+
+ A Nurse. (Nurse:)
+
+ Senators, Tribunes, Officers, Soldiers, and
+ Attendants.
+
+
+
+SCENE Rome, and the country near it.
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT I
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rome. Before the Capitol.
+
+
+ [The Tomb of the ANDRONICI appearing; the Tribunes
+ and Senators aloft. Enter, below, from one side,
+ SATURNINUS and his Followers; and, from the other
+ side, BASSIANUS and his Followers; with drum and colours]
+
+SATURNINUS Noble patricians, patrons of my right,
+ Defend the justice of my cause with arms,
+ And, countrymen, my loving followers,
+ Plead my successive title with your swords:
+ I am his first-born son, that was the last
+ That wore the imperial diadem of Rome;
+ Then let my father's honours live in me,
+ Nor wrong mine age with this indignity.
+
+BASSIANUS Romans, friends, followers, favorers of my right,
+ If ever Bassianus, Caesar's son,
+ Were gracious in the eyes of royal Rome,
+ Keep then this passage to the Capitol
+ And suffer not dishonour to approach
+ The imperial seat, to virtue consecrate,
+ To justice, continence and nobility;
+ But let desert in pure election shine,
+ And, Romans, fight for freedom in your choice.
+
+ [Enter MARCUS ANDRONICUS, aloft, with the crown]
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Princes, that strive by factions and by friends
+ Ambitiously for rule and empery,
+ Know that the people of Rome, for whom we stand
+ A special party, have, by common voice,
+ In election for the Roman empery,
+ Chosen Andronicus, surnamed Pius
+ For many good and great deserts to Rome:
+ A nobler man, a braver warrior,
+ Lives not this day within the city walls:
+ He by the senate is accit'd home
+ From weary wars against the barbarous Goths;
+ That, with his sons, a terror to our foes,
+ Hath yoked a nation strong, train'd up in arms.
+ Ten years are spent since first he undertook
+ This cause of Rome and chastised with arms
+ Our enemies' pride: five times he hath return'd
+ Bleeding to Rome, bearing his valiant sons
+ In coffins from the field;
+ And now at last, laden with horror's spoils,
+ Returns the good Andronicus to Rome,
+ Renowned Titus, flourishing in arms.
+ Let us entreat, by honour of his name,
+ Whom worthily you would have now succeed.
+ And in the Capitol and senate's right,
+ Whom you pretend to honour and adore,
+ That you withdraw you and abate your strength;
+ Dismiss your followers and, as suitors should,
+ Plead your deserts in peace and humbleness.
+
+SATURNINUS How fair the tribune speaks to calm my thoughts!
+
+BASSIANUS Marcus Andronicus, so I do ally
+ In thy uprightness and integrity,
+ And so I love and honour thee and thine,
+ Thy noble brother Titus and his sons,
+ And her to whom my thoughts are humbled all,
+ Gracious Lavinia, Rome's rich ornament,
+ That I will here dismiss my loving friends,
+ And to my fortunes and the people's favor
+ Commit my cause in balance to be weigh'd.
+
+ [Exeunt the followers of BASSIANUS]
+
+SATURNINUS Friends, that have been thus forward in my right,
+ I thank you all and here dismiss you all,
+ And to the love and favor of my country
+ Commit myself, my person and the cause.
+
+ [Exeunt the followers of SATURNINUS]
+
+ Rome, be as just and gracious unto me
+ As I am confident and kind to thee.
+ Open the gates, and let me in.
+
+BASSIANUS Tribunes, and me, a poor competitor.
+
+ [Flourish. SATURNINUS and BASSIANUS go up into the Capitol]
+
+ [Enter a Captain]
+
+Captain Romans, make way: the good Andronicus.
+ Patron of virtue, Rome's best champion,
+ Successful in the battles that he fights,
+ With honour and with fortune is return'd
+ From where he circumscribed with his sword,
+ And brought to yoke, the enemies of Rome.
+
+ [Drums and trumpets sounded. Enter MARTIUS and
+ MUTIUS; After them, two Men bearing a coffin
+ covered with black; then LUCIUS and QUINTUS. After
+ them, TITUS ANDRONICUS; and then TAMORA, with
+ ALARBUS, DEMETRIUS, CHIRON, AARON, and other Goths,
+ prisoners; Soldiers and people following. The
+ Bearers set down the coffin, and TITUS speaks]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Hail, Rome, victorious in thy mourning weeds!
+ Lo, as the bark, that hath discharged her fraught,
+ Returns with precious jading to the bay
+ From whence at first she weigh'd her anchorage,
+ Cometh Andronicus, bound with laurel boughs,
+ To re-salute his country with his tears,
+ Tears of true joy for his return to Rome.
+ Thou great defender of this Capitol,
+ Stand gracious to the rites that we intend!
+ Romans, of five and twenty valiant sons,
+ Half of the number that King Priam had,
+ Behold the poor remains, alive and dead!
+ These that survive let Rome reward with love;
+ These that I bring unto their latest home,
+ With burial amongst their ancestors:
+ Here Goths have given me leave to sheathe my sword.
+ Titus, unkind and careless of thine own,
+ Why suffer'st thou thy sons, unburied yet,
+ To hover on the dreadful shore of Styx?
+ Make way to lay them by their brethren.
+
+ [The tomb is opened]
+
+ There greet in silence, as the dead are wont,
+ And sleep in peace, slain in your country's wars!
+ O sacred receptacle of my joys,
+ Sweet cell of virtue and nobility,
+ How many sons of mine hast thou in store,
+ That thou wilt never render to me more!
+
+LUCIUS Give us the proudest prisoner of the Goths,
+ That we may hew his limbs, and on a pile
+ Ad manes fratrum sacrifice his flesh,
+ Before this earthy prison of their bones;
+ That so the shadows be not unappeased,
+ Nor we disturb'd with prodigies on earth.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS I give him you, the noblest that survives,
+ The eldest son of this distressed queen.
+
+TAMORA Stay, Roman brethren! Gracious conqueror,
+ Victorious Titus, rue the tears I shed,
+ A mother's tears in passion for her son:
+ And if thy sons were ever dear to thee,
+ O, think my son to be as dear to me!
+ Sufficeth not that we are brought to Rome,
+ To beautify thy triumphs and return,
+ Captive to thee and to thy Roman yoke,
+ But must my sons be slaughter'd in the streets,
+ For valiant doings in their country's cause?
+ O, if to fight for king and commonweal
+ Were piety in thine, it is in these.
+ Andronicus, stain not thy tomb with blood:
+ Wilt thou draw near the nature of the gods?
+ Draw near them then in being merciful:
+ Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge:
+ Thrice noble Titus, spare my first-born son.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Patient yourself, madam, and pardon me.
+ These are their brethren, whom you Goths beheld
+ Alive and dead, and for their brethren slain
+ Religiously they ask a sacrifice:
+ To this your son is mark'd, and die he must,
+ To appease their groaning shadows that are gone.
+
+LUCIUS Away with him! and make a fire straight;
+ And with our swords, upon a pile of wood,
+ Let's hew his limbs till they be clean consumed.
+
+ [Exeunt LUCIUS, QUINTUS, MARTIUS, and MUTIUS, with ALARBUS]
+
+TAMORA O cruel, irreligious piety!
+
+CHIRON Was ever Scythia half so barbarous?
+
+DEMETRIUS Oppose not Scythia to ambitious Rome.
+ Alarbus goes to rest; and we survive
+ To tremble under Titus' threatening looks.
+ Then, madam, stand resolved, but hope withal
+ The self-same gods that arm'd the Queen of Troy
+ With opportunity of sharp revenge
+ Upon the Thracian tyrant in his tent,
+ May favor Tamora, the Queen of Goths--
+ When Goths were Goths and Tamora was queen--
+ To quit the bloody wrongs upon her foes.
+
+ [Re-enter LUCIUS, QUINTUS, MARTIUS and MUTIUS, with
+ their swords bloody]
+
+LUCIUS See, lord and father, how we have perform'd
+ Our Roman rites: Alarbus' limbs are lopp'd,
+ And entrails feed the sacrificing fire,
+ Whose smoke, like incense, doth perfume the sky.
+ Remaineth nought, but to inter our brethren,
+ And with loud 'larums welcome them to Rome.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Let it be so; and let Andronicus
+ Make this his latest farewell to their souls.
+
+ [Trumpets sounded, and the coffin laid in the tomb]
+
+ In peace and honour rest you here, my sons;
+ Rome's readiest champions, repose you here in rest,
+ Secure from worldly chances and mishaps!
+ Here lurks no treason, here no envy swells,
+ Here grow no damned grudges; here are no storms,
+ No noise, but silence and eternal sleep:
+ In peace and honour rest you here, my sons!
+
+ [Enter LAVINIA]
+
+LAVINIA In peace and honour live Lord Titus long;
+ My noble lord and father, live in fame!
+ Lo, at this tomb my tributary tears
+ I render, for my brethren's obsequies;
+ And at thy feet I kneel, with tears of joy,
+ Shed on the earth, for thy return to Rome:
+ O, bless me here with thy victorious hand,
+ Whose fortunes Rome's best citizens applaud!
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Kind Rome, that hast thus lovingly reserved
+ The cordial of mine age to glad my heart!
+ Lavinia, live; outlive thy father's days,
+ And fame's eternal date, for virtue's praise!
+
+ [Enter, below, MARCUS ANDRONICUS and Tribunes;
+ re-enter SATURNINUS and BASSIANUS, attended]
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Long live Lord Titus, my beloved brother,
+ Gracious triumpher in the eyes of Rome!
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Thanks, gentle tribune, noble brother Marcus.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS And welcome, nephews, from successful wars,
+ You that survive, and you that sleep in fame!
+ Fair lords, your fortunes are alike in all,
+ That in your country's service drew your swords:
+ But safer triumph is this funeral pomp,
+ That hath aspired to Solon's happiness
+ And triumphs over chance in honour's bed.
+ Titus Andronicus, the people of Rome,
+ Whose friend in justice thou hast ever been,
+ Send thee by me, their tribune and their trust,
+ This palliament of white and spotless hue;
+ And name thee in election for the empire,
+ With these our late-deceased emperor's sons:
+ Be candidatus then, and put it on,
+ And help to set a head on headless Rome.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS A better head her glorious body fits
+ Than his that shakes for age and feebleness:
+ What should I don this robe, and trouble you?
+ Be chosen with proclamations to-day,
+ To-morrow yield up rule, resign my life,
+ And set abroad new business for you all?
+ Rome, I have been thy soldier forty years,
+ And led my country's strength successfully,
+ And buried one and twenty valiant sons,
+ Knighted in field, slain manfully in arms,
+ In right and service of their noble country
+ Give me a staff of honour for mine age,
+ But not a sceptre to control the world:
+ Upright he held it, lords, that held it last.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Titus, thou shalt obtain and ask the empery.
+
+SATURNINUS Proud and ambitious tribune, canst thou tell?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Patience, Prince Saturninus.
+
+SATURNINUS Romans, do me right:
+ Patricians, draw your swords: and sheathe them not
+ Till Saturninus be Rome's emperor.
+ Andronicus, would thou wert shipp'd to hell,
+ Rather than rob me of the people's hearts!
+
+LUCIUS Proud Saturnine, interrupter of the good
+ That noble-minded Titus means to thee!
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Content thee, prince; I will restore to thee
+ The people's hearts, and wean them from themselves.
+
+BASSIANUS Andronicus, I do not flatter thee,
+ But honour thee, and will do till I die:
+ My faction if thou strengthen with thy friends,
+ I will most thankful be; and thanks to men
+ Of noble minds is honourable meed.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS People of Rome, and people's tribunes here,
+ I ask your voices and your suffrages:
+ Will you bestow them friendly on Andronicus?
+
+Tribunes To gratify the good Andronicus,
+ And gratulate his safe return to Rome,
+ The people will accept whom he admits.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Tribunes, I thank you: and this suit I make,
+ That you create your emperor's eldest son,
+ Lord Saturnine; whose virtues will, I hope,
+ Reflect on Rome as Titan's rays on earth,
+ And ripen justice in this commonweal:
+ Then, if you will elect by my advice,
+ Crown him and say 'Long live our emperor!'
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS With voices and applause of every sort,
+ Patricians and plebeians, we create
+ Lord Saturninus Rome's great emperor,
+ And say 'Long live our Emperor Saturnine!'
+
+ [A long flourish till they come down]
+
+SATURNINUS Titus Andronicus, for thy favors done
+ To us in our election this day,
+ I give thee thanks in part of thy deserts,
+ And will with deeds requite thy gentleness:
+ And, for an onset, Titus, to advance
+ Thy name and honourable family,
+ Lavinia will I make my empress,
+ Rome's royal mistress, mistress of my heart,
+ And in the sacred Pantheon her espouse:
+ Tell me, Andronicus, doth this motion please thee?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS It doth, my worthy lord; and in this match
+ I hold me highly honour'd of your grace:
+ And here in sight of Rome to Saturnine,
+ King and commander of our commonweal,
+ The wide world's emperor, do I consecrate
+ My sword, my chariot and my prisoners;
+ Presents well worthy Rome's imperial lord:
+ Receive them then, the tribute that I owe,
+ Mine honour's ensigns humbled at thy feet.
+
+SATURNINUS Thanks, noble Titus, father of my life!
+ How proud I am of thee and of thy gifts
+ Rome shall record, and when I do forget
+ The least of these unspeakable deserts,
+ Romans, forget your fealty to me.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS [To TAMORA] Now, madam, are you prisoner to
+ an emperor;
+ To him that, for your honour and your state,
+ Will use you nobly and your followers.
+
+SATURNINUS A goodly lady, trust me; of the hue
+ That I would choose, were I to choose anew.
+ Clear up, fair queen, that cloudy countenance:
+ Though chance of war hath wrought this change of cheer,
+ Thou comest not to be made a scorn in Rome:
+ Princely shall be thy usage every way.
+ Rest on my word, and let not discontent
+ Daunt all your hopes: madam, he comforts you
+ Can make you greater than the Queen of Goths.
+ Lavinia, you are not displeased with this?
+
+LAVINIA Not I, my lord; sith true nobility
+ Warrants these words in princely courtesy.
+
+SATURNINUS Thanks, sweet Lavinia. Romans, let us go;
+ Ransomless here we set our prisoners free:
+ Proclaim our honours, lords, with trump and drum.
+
+ [Flourish. SATURNINUS courts TAMORA in dumb show]
+
+BASSIANUS Lord Titus, by your leave, this maid is mine.
+
+ [Seizing LAVINIA]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS How, sir! are you in earnest then, my lord?
+
+BASSIANUS Ay, noble Titus; and resolved withal
+ To do myself this reason and this right.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS 'Suum cuique' is our Roman justice:
+ This prince in justice seizeth but his own.
+
+LUCIUS And that he will, and shall, if Lucius live.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Traitors, avaunt! Where is the emperor's guard?
+ Treason, my lord! Lavinia is surprised!
+
+SATURNINUS Surprised! by whom?
+
+BASSIANUS By him that justly may
+ Bear his betroth'd from all the world away.
+
+ [Exeunt BASSIANUS and MARCUS with LAVINIA]
+
+MUTIUS Brothers, help to convey her hence away,
+ And with my sword I'll keep this door safe.
+
+ [Exeunt LUCIUS, QUINTUS, and MARTIUS]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Follow, my lord, and I'll soon bring her back.
+
+MUTIUS My lord, you pass not here.
+
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS What, villain boy!
+ Barr'st me my way in Rome?
+
+ [Stabbing MUTIUS]
+
+MUTIUS Help, Lucius, help!
+
+ [Dies]
+
+ [During the fray, SATURNINUS, TAMORA, DEMETRIUS,
+ CHIRON and AARON go out and re-enter, above]
+
+ [Re-enter LUCIUS]
+
+LUCIUS My lord, you are unjust, and, more than so,
+ In wrongful quarrel you have slain your son.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Nor thou, nor he, are any sons of mine;
+ My sons would never so dishonour me:
+ Traitor, restore Lavinia to the emperor.
+
+LUCIUS Dead, if you will; but not to be his wife,
+ That is another's lawful promised love.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+SATURNINUS No, Titus, no; the emperor needs her not,
+ Nor her, nor thee, nor any of thy stock:
+ I'll trust, by leisure, him that mocks me once;
+ Thee never, nor thy traitorous haughty sons,
+ Confederates all thus to dishonour me.
+ Was there none else in Rome to make a stale,
+ But Saturnine? Full well, Andronicus,
+ Agree these deeds with that proud brag of thine,
+ That said'st I begg'd the empire at thy hands.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS O monstrous! what reproachful words are these?
+
+SATURNINUS But go thy ways; go, give that changing piece
+ To him that flourish'd for her with his sword
+ A valiant son-in-law thou shalt enjoy;
+ One fit to bandy with thy lawless sons,
+ To ruffle in the commonwealth of Rome.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS These words are razors to my wounded heart.
+
+SATURNINUS And therefore, lovely Tamora, queen of Goths,
+ That like the stately Phoebe 'mongst her nymphs
+ Dost overshine the gallant'st dames of Rome,
+ If thou be pleased with this my sudden choice,
+ Behold, I choose thee, Tamora, for my bride,
+ And will create thee empress of Rome,
+ Speak, Queen of Goths, dost thou applaud my choice?
+ And here I swear by all the Roman gods,
+ Sith priest and holy water are so near
+ And tapers burn so bright and every thing
+ In readiness for Hymenaeus stand,
+ I will not re-salute the streets of Rome,
+ Or climb my palace, till from forth this place
+ I lead espoused my bride along with me.
+
+TAMORA And here, in sight of heaven, to Rome I swear,
+ If Saturnine advance the Queen of Goths,
+ She will a handmaid be to his desires,
+ A loving nurse, a mother to his youth.
+
+SATURNINUS Ascend, fair queen, Pantheon. Lords, accompany
+ Your noble emperor and his lovely bride,
+ Sent by the heavens for Prince Saturnine,
+ Whose wisdom hath her fortune conquered:
+ There shall we consummate our spousal rites.
+
+ [Exeunt all but TITUS]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS I am not bid to wait upon this bride.
+ Titus, when wert thou wont to walk alone,
+ Dishonour'd thus, and challenged of wrongs?
+
+ [Re-enter MARCUS, LUCIUS, QUINTUS, and MARTIUS]
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS O Titus, see, O, see what thou hast done!
+ In a bad quarrel slain a virtuous son.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS No, foolish tribune, no; no son of mine,
+ Nor thou, nor these, confederates in the deed
+ That hath dishonour'd all our family;
+ Unworthy brother, and unworthy sons!
+
+LUCIUS But let us give him burial, as becomes;
+ Give Mutius burial with our brethren.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Traitors, away! he rests not in this tomb:
+ This monument five hundred years hath stood,
+ Which I have sumptuously re-edified:
+ Here none but soldiers and Rome's servitors
+ Repose in fame; none basely slain in brawls:
+ Bury him where you can; he comes not here.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS My lord, this is impiety in you:
+ My nephew Mutius' deeds do plead for him
+ He must be buried with his brethren.
+
+QUINTUS |
+ | And shall, or him we will accompany.
+MARTIUS |
+
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS 'And shall!' what villain was it that spake
+ that word?
+
+QUINTUS He that would vouch it in any place but here.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS What, would you bury him in my despite?
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS No, noble Titus, but entreat of thee
+ To pardon Mutius and to bury him.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Marcus, even thou hast struck upon my crest,
+ And, with these boys, mine honour thou hast wounded:
+ My foes I do repute you every one;
+ So, trouble me no more, but get you gone.
+
+MARTIUS He is not with himself; let us withdraw.
+
+QUINTUS Not I, till Mutius' bones be buried.
+
+ [MARCUS and the Sons of TITUS kneel]
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Brother, for in that name doth nature plead,--
+
+QUINTUS Father, and in that name doth nature speak,--
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Speak thou no more, if all the rest will speed.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Renowned Titus, more than half my soul,--
+
+LUCIUS Dear father, soul and substance of us all,--
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Suffer thy brother Marcus to inter
+ His noble nephew here in virtue's nest,
+ That died in honour and Lavinia's cause.
+ Thou art a Roman; be not barbarous:
+ The Greeks upon advice did bury Ajax
+ That slew himself; and wise Laertes' son
+ Did graciously plead for his funerals:
+ Let not young Mutius, then, that was thy joy
+ Be barr'd his entrance here.
+
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Rise, Marcus, rise.
+ The dismall'st day is this that e'er I saw,
+ To be dishonour'd by my sons in Rome!
+ Well, bury him, and bury me the next.
+
+ [MUTIUS is put into the tomb]
+
+LUCIUS There lie thy bones, sweet Mutius, with thy friends,
+ Till we with trophies do adorn thy tomb.
+
+All [Kneeling] No man shed tears for noble Mutius;
+ He lives in fame that died in virtue's cause.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS My lord, to step out of these dreary dumps,
+ How comes it that the subtle Queen of Goths
+ Is of a sudden thus advanced in Rome?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS I know not, Marcus; but I know it is,
+ Whether by device or no, the heavens can tell:
+ Is she not then beholding to the man
+ That brought her for this high good turn so far?
+ Yes, and will nobly him remunerate.
+
+ [Flourish. Re-enter, from one side, SATURNINUS
+ attended, TAMORA, DEMETRIUS, CHIRON and AARON; from
+ the other, BASSIANUS, LAVINIA, and others]
+
+SATURNINUS So, Bassianus, you have play'd your prize:
+ God give you joy, sir, of your gallant bride!
+
+BASSIANUS And you of yours, my lord! I say no more,
+ Nor wish no less; and so, I take my leave.
+
+SATURNINUS Traitor, if Rome have law or we have power,
+ Thou and thy faction shall repent this rape.
+
+BASSIANUS Rape, call you it, my lord, to seize my own,
+ My truth-betrothed love and now my wife?
+ But let the laws of Rome determine all;
+ Meanwhile I am possess'd of that is mine.
+
+SATURNINUS 'Tis good, sir: you are very short with us;
+ But, if we live, we'll be as sharp with you.
+
+BASSIANUS My lord, what I have done, as best I may,
+ Answer I must and shall do with my life.
+ Only thus much I give your grace to know:
+ By all the duties that I owe to Rome,
+ This noble gentleman, Lord Titus here,
+ Is in opinion and in honour wrong'd;
+ That in the rescue of Lavinia
+ With his own hand did slay his youngest son,
+ In zeal to you and highly moved to wrath
+ To be controll'd in that he frankly gave:
+ Receive him, then, to favor, Saturnine,
+ That hath express'd himself in all his deeds
+ A father and a friend to thee and Rome.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Prince Bassianus, leave to plead my deeds:
+ 'Tis thou and those that have dishonour'd me.
+ Rome and the righteous heavens be my judge,
+ How I have loved and honour'd Saturnine!
+
+TAMORA My worthy lord, if ever Tamora
+ Were gracious in those princely eyes of thine,
+ Then hear me speak in indifferently for all;
+ And at my suit, sweet, pardon what is past.
+
+SATURNINUS What, madam! be dishonour'd openly,
+ And basely put it up without revenge?
+
+TAMORA Not so, my lord; the gods of Rome forfend
+ I should be author to dishonour you!
+ But on mine honour dare I undertake
+ For good Lord Titus' innocence in all;
+ Whose fury not dissembled speaks his griefs:
+ Then, at my suit, look graciously on him;
+ Lose not so noble a friend on vain suppose,
+ Nor with sour looks afflict his gentle heart.
+ [Aside to SATURNINUS] My lord, be ruled by me,
+ be won at last;
+ Dissemble all your griefs and discontents:
+ You are but newly planted in your throne;
+ Lest, then, the people, and patricians too,
+ Upon a just survey, take Titus' part,
+ And so supplant you for ingratitude,
+ Which Rome reputes to be a heinous sin,
+ Yield at entreats; and then let me alone:
+ I'll find a day to massacre them all
+ And raze their faction and their family,
+ The cruel father and his traitorous sons,
+ To whom I sued for my dear son's life,
+ And make them know what 'tis to let a queen
+ Kneel in the streets and beg for grace in vain.
+
+ [Aloud]
+
+ Come, come, sweet emperor; come, Andronicus;
+ Take up this good old man, and cheer the heart
+ That dies in tempest of thy angry frown.
+
+SATURNINUS Rise, Titus, rise; my empress hath prevail'd.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS I thank your majesty, and her, my lord:
+ These words, these looks, infuse new life in me.
+
+TAMORA Titus, I am incorporate in Rome,
+ A Roman now adopted happily,
+ And must advise the emperor for his good.
+ This day all quarrels die, Andronicus;
+ And let it be mine honour, good my lord,
+ That I have reconciled your friends and you.
+ For you, Prince Bassianus, I have pass'd
+ My word and promise to the emperor,
+ That you will be more mild and tractable.
+ And fear not lords, and you, Lavinia;
+ By my advice, all humbled on your knees,
+ You shall ask pardon of his majesty.
+
+LUCIUS We do, and vow to heaven and to his highness,
+ That what we did was mildly as we might,
+ Tendering our sister's honour and our own.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS That, on mine honour, here I do protest.
+
+SATURNINUS Away, and talk not; trouble us no more.
+
+TAMORA Nay, nay, sweet emperor, we must all be friends:
+ The tribune and his nephews kneel for grace;
+ I will not be denied: sweet heart, look back.
+
+SATURNINUS Marcus, for thy sake and thy brother's here,
+ And at my lovely Tamora's entreats,
+ I do remit these young men's heinous faults: Stand up.
+ Lavinia, though you left me like a churl,
+ I found a friend, and sure as death I swore
+ I would not part a bachelor from the priest.
+ Come, if the emperor's court can feast two brides,
+ You are my guest, Lavinia, and your friends.
+ This day shall be a love-day, Tamora.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS To-morrow, an it please your majesty
+ To hunt the panther and the hart with me,
+ With horn and hound we'll give your grace bonjour.
+
+SATURNINUS Be it so, Titus, and gramercy too.
+
+ [Flourish. Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rome. Before the Palace.
+
+
+ [Enter AARON]
+
+AARON Now climbeth Tamora Olympus' top,
+ Safe out of fortune's shot; and sits aloft,
+ Secure of thunder's crack or lightning flash;
+ Advanced above pale envy's threatening reach.
+ As when the golden sun salutes the morn,
+ And, having gilt the ocean with his beams,
+ Gallops the zodiac in his glistering coach,
+ And overlooks the highest-peering hills;
+ So Tamora:
+ Upon her wit doth earthly honour wait,
+ And virtue stoops and trembles at her frown.
+ Then, Aaron, arm thy heart, and fit thy thoughts,
+ To mount aloft with thy imperial mistress,
+ And mount her pitch, whom thou in triumph long
+ Hast prisoner held, fetter'd in amorous chains
+ And faster bound to Aaron's charming eyes
+ Than is Prometheus tied to Caucasus.
+ Away with slavish weeds and servile thoughts!
+ I will be bright, and shine in pearl and gold,
+ To wait upon this new-made empress.
+ To wait, said I? to wanton with this queen,
+ This goddess, this Semiramis, this nymph,
+ This siren, that will charm Rome's Saturnine,
+ And see his shipwreck and his commonweal's.
+ Holloa! what storm is this?
+
+ [Enter DEMETRIUS and CHIRON, braving]
+
+DEMETRIUS Chiron, thy years want wit, thy wit wants edge,
+ And manners, to intrude where I am graced;
+ And may, for aught thou know'st, affected be.
+
+CHIRON Demetrius, thou dost over-ween in all;
+ And so in this, to bear me down with braves.
+ 'Tis not the difference of a year or two
+ Makes me less gracious or thee more fortunate:
+ I am as able and as fit as thou
+ To serve, and to deserve my mistress' grace;
+ And that my sword upon thee shall approve,
+ And plead my passions for Lavinia's love.
+
+AARON [Aside] Clubs, clubs! these lovers will not keep
+ the peace.
+
+DEMETRIUS Why, boy, although our mother, unadvised,
+ Gave you a dancing-rapier by your side,
+ Are you so desperate grown, to threat your friends?
+ Go to; have your lath glued within your sheath
+ Till you know better how to handle it.
+
+CHIRON Meanwhile, sir, with the little skill I have,
+ Full well shalt thou perceive how much I dare.
+
+DEMETRIUS Ay, boy, grow ye so brave?
+
+ [They draw]
+
+AARON [Coming forward] Why, how now, lords!
+ So near the emperor's palace dare you draw,
+ And maintain such a quarrel openly?
+ Full well I wot the ground of all this grudge:
+ I would not for a million of gold
+ The cause were known to them it most concerns;
+ Nor would your noble mother for much more
+ Be so dishonour'd in the court of Rome.
+ For shame, put up.
+
+DEMETRIUS Not I, till I have sheathed
+ My rapier in his bosom and withal
+ Thrust these reproachful speeches down his throat
+ That he hath breathed in my dishonour here.
+
+CHIRON For that I am prepared and full resolved.
+ Foul-spoken coward, that thunder'st with thy tongue,
+ And with thy weapon nothing darest perform!
+
+AARON Away, I say!
+ Now, by the gods that warlike Goths adore,
+ This petty brabble will undo us all.
+ Why, lords, and think you not how dangerous
+ It is to jet upon a prince's right?
+ What, is Lavinia then become so loose,
+ Or Bassianus so degenerate,
+ That for her love such quarrels may be broach'd
+ Without controlment, justice, or revenge?
+ Young lords, beware! and should the empress know
+ This discord's ground, the music would not please.
+
+CHIRON I care not, I, knew she and all the world:
+ I love Lavinia more than all the world.
+
+DEMETRIUS Youngling, learn thou to make some meaner choice:
+ Lavinia is thine elder brother's hope.
+
+AARON Why, are ye mad? or know ye not, in Rome
+ How furious and impatient they be,
+ And cannot brook competitors in love?
+ I tell you, lords, you do but plot your deaths
+ By this device.
+
+CHIRON Aaron, a thousand deaths
+ Would I propose to achieve her whom I love.
+
+AARON To achieve her! how?
+
+DEMETRIUS Why makest thou it so strange?
+ She is a woman, therefore may be woo'd;
+ She is a woman, therefore may be won;
+ She is Lavinia, therefore must be loved.
+ What, man! more water glideth by the mill
+ Than wots the miller of; and easy it is
+ Of a cut loaf to steal a shive, we know:
+ Though Bassianus be the emperor's brother.
+ Better than he have worn Vulcan's badge.
+
+AARON [Aside] Ay, and as good as Saturninus may.
+
+DEMETRIUS Then why should he despair that knows to court it
+ With words, fair looks and liberality?
+ What, hast not thou full often struck a doe,
+ And borne her cleanly by the keeper's nose?
+
+AARON Why, then, it seems, some certain snatch or so
+ Would serve your turns.
+
+CHIRON Ay, so the turn were served.
+
+DEMETRIUS Aaron, thou hast hit it.
+
+AARON Would you had hit it too!
+ Then should not we be tired with this ado.
+ Why, hark ye, hark ye! and are you such fools
+ To square for this? would it offend you, then
+ That both should speed?
+
+CHIRON Faith, not me.
+
+DEMETRIUS Nor me, so I were one.
+
+AARON For shame, be friends, and join for that you jar:
+ 'Tis policy and stratagem must do
+ That you affect; and so must you resolve,
+ That what you cannot as you would achieve,
+ You must perforce accomplish as you may.
+ Take this of me: Lucrece was not more chaste
+ Than this Lavinia, Bassianus' love.
+ A speedier course than lingering languishment
+ Must we pursue, and I have found the path.
+ My lords, a solemn hunting is in hand;
+ There will the lovely Roman ladies troop:
+ The forest walks are wide and spacious;
+ And many unfrequented plots there are
+ Fitted by kind for rape and villany:
+ Single you thither then this dainty doe,
+ And strike her home by force, if not by words:
+ This way, or not at all, stand you in hope.
+ Come, come, our empress, with her sacred wit
+ To villany and vengeance consecrate,
+ Will we acquaint with all that we intend;
+ And she shall file our engines with advice,
+ That will not suffer you to square yourselves,
+ But to your wishes' height advance you both.
+ The emperor's court is like the house of Fame,
+ The palace full of tongues, of eyes, and ears:
+ The woods are ruthless, dreadful, deaf, and dull;
+ There speak, and strike, brave boys, and take
+ your turns;
+ There serve your lusts, shadow'd from heaven's eye,
+ And revel in Lavinia's treasury.
+
+CHIRON Thy counsel, lad, smells of no cowardice,
+
+DEMETRIUS Sit fas aut nefas, till I find the stream
+ To cool this heat, a charm to calm these fits.
+ Per Styga, per manes vehor.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE II A forest near Rome. Horns and cry of hounds heard.
+
+
+ [Enter TITUS ANDRONICUS, with Hunters, &c., MARCUS,
+ LUCIUS, QUINTUS, and MARTIUS]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS The hunt is up, the morn is bright and grey,
+ The fields are fragrant and the woods are green:
+ Uncouple here and let us make a bay
+ And wake the emperor and his lovely bride
+ And rouse the prince and ring a hunter's peal,
+ That all the court may echo with the noise.
+ Sons, let it be your charge, as it is ours,
+ To attend the emperor's person carefully:
+ I have been troubled in my sleep this night,
+ But dawning day new comfort hath inspired.
+
+ [A cry of hounds and horns, winded in a peal. Enter
+ SATURNINUS, TAMORA, BASSIANUS, LAVINIA, DEMETRIUS,
+ CHIRON, and Attendants]
+
+ Many good morrows to your majesty;
+ Madam, to you as many and as good:
+ I promised your grace a hunter's peal.
+
+SATURNINUS And you have rung it lustily, my lord;
+ Somewhat too early for new-married ladies.
+
+BASSIANUS Lavinia, how say you?
+
+LAVINIA I say, no;
+ I have been broad awake two hours and more.
+
+SATURNINUS Come on, then; horse and chariots let us have,
+ And to our sport.
+
+ [To TAMORA]
+
+ Madam, now shall ye see
+ Our Roman hunting.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS I have dogs, my lord,
+ Will rouse the proudest panther in the chase,
+ And climb the highest promontory top.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS And I have horse will follow where the game
+ Makes way, and run like swallows o'er the plain.
+
+DEMETRIUS Chiron, we hunt not, we, with horse nor hound,
+ But hope to pluck a dainty doe to ground.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE III A lonely part of the forest.
+
+
+ [Enter AARON, with a bag of gold]
+
+AARON He that had wit would think that I had none,
+ To bury so much gold under a tree,
+ And never after to inherit it.
+ Let him that thinks of me so abjectly
+ Know that this gold must coin a stratagem,
+ Which, cunningly effected, will beget
+ A very excellent piece of villany:
+ And so repose, sweet gold, for their unrest
+
+ [Hides the gold]
+
+ That have their alms out of the empress' chest.
+
+ [Enter TAMORA]
+
+TAMORA My lovely Aaron, wherefore look'st thou sad,
+ When every thing doth make a gleeful boast?
+ The birds chant melody on every bush,
+ The snake lies rolled in the cheerful sun,
+ The green leaves quiver with the cooling wind
+ And make a chequer'd shadow on the ground:
+ Under their sweet shade, Aaron, let us sit,
+ And, whilst the babbling echo mocks the hounds,
+ Replying shrilly to the well-tuned horns,
+ As if a double hunt were heard at once,
+ Let us sit down and mark their yelping noise;
+ And, after conflict such as was supposed
+ The wandering prince and Dido once enjoy'd,
+ When with a happy storm they were surprised
+ And curtain'd with a counsel-keeping cave,
+ We may, each wreathed in the other's arms,
+ Our pastimes done, possess a golden slumber;
+ Whiles hounds and horns and sweet melodious birds
+ Be unto us as is a nurse's song
+ Of lullaby to bring her babe asleep.
+
+AARON Madam, though Venus govern your desires,
+ Saturn is dominator over mine:
+ What signifies my deadly-standing eye,
+ My silence and my cloudy melancholy,
+ My fleece of woolly hair that now uncurls
+ Even as an adder when she doth unroll
+ To do some fatal execution?
+ No, madam, these are no venereal signs:
+ Vengeance is in my heart, death in my hand,
+ Blood and revenge are hammering in my head.
+ Hark Tamora, the empress of my soul,
+ Which never hopes more heaven than rests in thee,
+ This is the day of doom for Bassianus:
+ His Philomel must lose her tongue to-day,
+ Thy sons make pillage of her chastity
+ And wash their hands in Bassianus' blood.
+ Seest thou this letter? take it up, I pray thee,
+ And give the king this fatal plotted scroll.
+ Now question me no more; we are espied;
+ Here comes a parcel of our hopeful booty,
+ Which dreads not yet their lives' destruction.
+
+TAMORA Ah, my sweet Moor, sweeter to me than life!
+
+AARON No more, great empress; Bassianus comes:
+ Be cross with him; and I'll go fetch thy sons
+ To back thy quarrels, whatsoe'er they be.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Enter BASSIANUS and LAVINIA]
+
+BASSIANUS Who have we here? Rome's royal empress,
+ Unfurnish'd of her well-beseeming troop?
+ Or is it Dian, habited like her,
+ Who hath abandoned her holy groves
+ To see the general hunting in this forest?
+
+TAMORA Saucy controller of our private steps!
+ Had I the power that some say Dian had,
+ Thy temples should be planted presently
+ With horns, as was Actaeon's; and the hounds
+ Should drive upon thy new-transformed limbs,
+ Unmannerly intruder as thou art!
+
+LAVINIA Under your patience, gentle empress,
+ 'Tis thought you have a goodly gift in horning;
+ And to be doubted that your Moor and you
+ Are singled forth to try experiments:
+ Jove shield your husband from his hounds to-day!
+ 'Tis pity they should take him for a stag.
+
+BASSIANUS Believe me, queen, your swarth Cimmerian
+ Doth make your honour of his body's hue,
+ Spotted, detested, and abominable.
+ Why are you sequester'd from all your train,
+ Dismounted from your snow-white goodly steed.
+ And wander'd hither to an obscure plot,
+ Accompanied but with a barbarous Moor,
+ If foul desire had not conducted you?
+
+LAVINIA And, being intercepted in your sport,
+ Great reason that my noble lord be rated
+ For sauciness. I pray you, let us hence,
+ And let her joy her raven-colour'd love;
+ This valley fits the purpose passing well.
+
+BASSIANUS The king my brother shall have note of this.
+
+LAVINIA Ay, for these slips have made him noted long:
+ Good king, to be so mightily abused!
+
+TAMORA Why have I patience to endure all this?
+
+ [Enter DEMETRIUS and CHIRON]
+
+DEMETRIUS How now, dear sovereign, and our gracious mother!
+ Why doth your highness look so pale and wan?
+
+TAMORA Have I not reason, think you, to look pale?
+ These two have 'ticed me hither to this place:
+ A barren detested vale, you see it is;
+ The trees, though summer, yet forlorn and lean,
+ O'ercome with moss and baleful mistletoe:
+ Here never shines the sun; here nothing breeds,
+ Unless the nightly owl or fatal raven:
+ And when they show'd me this abhorred pit,
+ They told me, here, at dead time of the night,
+ A thousand fiends, a thousand hissing snakes,
+ Ten thousand swelling toads, as many urchins,
+ Would make such fearful and confused cries
+ As any mortal body hearing it
+ Should straight fall mad, or else die suddenly.
+ No sooner had they told this hellish tale,
+ But straight they told me they would bind me here
+ Unto the body of a dismal yew,
+ And leave me to this miserable death:
+ And then they call'd me foul adulteress,
+ Lascivious Goth, and all the bitterest terms
+ That ever ear did hear to such effect:
+ And, had you not by wondrous fortune come,
+ This vengeance on me had they executed.
+ Revenge it, as you love your mother's life,
+ Or be ye not henceforth call'd my children.
+
+DEMETRIUS This is a witness that I am thy son.
+
+ [Stabs BASSIANUS]
+
+CHIRON And this for me, struck home to show my strength.
+
+ [Also stabs BASSIANUS, who dies]
+
+LAVINIA Ay, come, Semiramis, nay, barbarous Tamora,
+ For no name fits thy nature but thy own!
+
+TAMORA Give me thy poniard; you shall know, my boys
+ Your mother's hand shall right your mother's wrong.
+
+DEMETRIUS Stay, madam; here is more belongs to her;
+ First thrash the corn, then after burn the straw:
+ This minion stood upon her chastity,
+ Upon her nuptial vow, her loyalty,
+ And with that painted hope braves your mightiness:
+ And shall she carry this unto her grave?
+
+CHIRON An if she do, I would I were an eunuch.
+ Drag hence her husband to some secret hole,
+ And make his dead trunk pillow to our lust.
+
+TAMORA But when ye have the honey ye desire,
+ Let not this wasp outlive, us both to sting.
+
+CHIRON I warrant you, madam, we will make that sure.
+ Come, mistress, now perforce we will enjoy
+ That nice-preserved honesty of yours.
+
+LAVINIA O Tamora! thou bear'st a woman's face,--
+
+TAMORA I will not hear her speak; away with her!
+
+LAVINIA Sweet lords, entreat her hear me but a word.
+
+DEMETRIUS Listen, fair madam: let it be your glory
+ To see her tears; but be your heart to them
+ As unrelenting flint to drops of rain.
+
+LAVINIA When did the tiger's young ones teach the dam?
+ O, do not learn her wrath; she taught it thee;
+ The milk thou suck'dst from her did turn to marble;
+ Even at thy teat thou hadst thy tyranny.
+ Yet every mother breeds not sons alike:
+
+ [To CHIRON]
+
+ Do thou entreat her show a woman pity.
+
+CHIRON What, wouldst thou have me prove myself a bastard?
+
+LAVINIA 'Tis true; the raven doth not hatch a lark:
+ Yet have I heard,--O, could I find it now!--
+ The lion moved with pity did endure
+ To have his princely paws pared all away:
+ Some say that ravens foster forlorn children,
+ The whilst their own birds famish in their nests:
+ O, be to me, though thy hard heart say no,
+ Nothing so kind, but something pitiful!
+
+TAMORA I know not what it means; away with her!
+
+LAVINIA O, let me teach thee! for my father's sake,
+ That gave thee life, when well he might have
+ slain thee,
+ Be not obdurate, open thy deaf ears.
+
+TAMORA Hadst thou in person ne'er offended me,
+ Even for his sake am I pitiless.
+ Remember, boys, I pour'd forth tears in vain,
+ To save your brother from the sacrifice;
+ But fierce Andronicus would not relent;
+ Therefore, away with her, and use her as you will,
+ The worse to her, the better loved of me.
+
+LAVINIA O Tamora, be call'd a gentle queen,
+ And with thine own hands kill me in this place!
+ For 'tis not life that I have begg'd so long;
+ Poor I was slain when Bassianus died.
+
+TAMORA What begg'st thou, then? fond woman, let me go.
+
+LAVINIA 'Tis present death I beg; and one thing more
+ That womanhood denies my tongue to tell:
+ O, keep me from their worse than killing lust,
+ And tumble me into some loathsome pit,
+ Where never man's eye may behold my body:
+ Do this, and be a charitable murderer.
+
+TAMORA So should I rob my sweet sons of their fee:
+ No, let them satisfy their lust on thee.
+
+DEMETRIUS Away! for thou hast stay'd us here too long.
+
+LAVINIA No grace? no womanhood? Ah, beastly creature!
+ The blot and enemy to our general name!
+ Confusion fall--
+
+CHIRON Nay, then I'll stop your mouth. Bring thou her husband:
+ This is the hole where Aaron bid us hide him.
+
+ [DEMETRIUS throws the body of BASSIANUS into the
+ pit; then exeunt DEMETRIUS and CHIRON, dragging
+ off LAVINIA]
+
+TAMORA Farewell, my sons: see that you make her sure.
+ Ne'er let my heart know merry cheer indeed,
+ Till all the Andronici be made away.
+ Now will I hence to seek my lovely Moor,
+ And let my spleenful sons this trull deflow'r.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [Re-enter AARON, with QUINTUS and MARTIUS]
+
+AARON Come on, my lords, the better foot before:
+ Straight will I bring you to the loathsome pit
+ Where I espied the panther fast asleep.
+
+QUINTUS My sight is very dull, whate'er it bodes.
+
+MARTIUS And mine, I promise you; were't not for shame,
+ Well could I leave our sport to sleep awhile.
+
+ [Falls into the pit]
+
+QUINTUS What art thou fall'n? What subtle hole is this,
+ Whose mouth is cover'd with rude-growing briers,
+ Upon whose leaves are drops of new-shed blood
+ As fresh as morning dew distill'd on flowers?
+ A very fatal place it seems to me.
+
+ Speak, brother, hast thou hurt thee with the fall?
+
+MARTIUS O brother, with the dismall'st object hurt
+ That ever eye with sight made heart lament!
+
+AARON [Aside] Now will I fetch the king to find them here,
+ That he thereby may give a likely guess
+ How these were they that made away his brother.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MARTIUS Why dost not comfort me, and help me out
+ From this unhallowed and blood-stained hole?
+
+QUINTUS I am surprised with an uncouth fear;
+ A chilling sweat o'er-runs my trembling joints:
+ My heart suspects more than mine eye can see.
+
+MARTIUS To prove thou hast a true-divining heart,
+ Aaron and thou look down into this den,
+ And see a fearful sight of blood and death.
+
+QUINTUS Aaron is gone; and my compassionate heart
+ Will not permit mine eyes once to behold
+ The thing whereat it trembles by surmise;
+ O, tell me how it is; for ne'er till now
+ Was I a child to fear I know not what.
+
+MARTIUS Lord Bassianus lies embrewed here,
+ All on a heap, like to a slaughter'd lamb,
+ In this detested, dark, blood-drinking pit.
+
+QUINTUS If it be dark, how dost thou know 'tis he?
+
+MARTIUS Upon his bloody finger he doth wear
+ A precious ring, that lightens all the hole,
+ Which, like a taper in some monument,
+ Doth shine upon the dead man's earthy cheeks,
+ And shows the ragged entrails of the pit:
+ So pale did shine the moon on Pyramus
+ When he by night lay bathed in maiden blood.
+ O brother, help me with thy fainting hand--
+ If fear hath made thee faint, as me it hath--
+ Out of this fell devouring receptacle,
+ As hateful as Cocytus' misty mouth.
+
+QUINTUS Reach me thy hand, that I may help thee out;
+ Or, wanting strength to do thee so much good,
+ I may be pluck'd into the swallowing womb
+ Of this deep pit, poor Bassianus' grave.
+ I have no strength to pluck thee to the brink.
+
+MARTIUS Nor I no strength to climb without thy help.
+
+QUINTUS Thy hand once more; I will not loose again,
+ Till thou art here aloft, or I below:
+ Thou canst not come to me: I come to thee.
+
+ [Falls in]
+
+ [Enter SATURNINUS with AARON]
+
+SATURNINUS Along with me: I'll see what hole is here,
+ And what he is that now is leap'd into it.
+ Say who art thou that lately didst descend
+ Into this gaping hollow of the earth?
+
+MARTIUS The unhappy son of old Andronicus:
+ Brought hither in a most unlucky hour,
+ To find thy brother Bassianus dead.
+
+SATURNINUS My brother dead! I know thou dost but jest:
+ He and his lady both are at the lodge
+ Upon the north side of this pleasant chase;
+ 'Tis not an hour since I left him there.
+
+MARTIUS We know not where you left him all alive;
+ But, out, alas! here have we found him dead.
+
+ [Re-enter TAMORA, with Attendants; TITUS
+ ANDRONICUS, and Lucius]
+
+TAMORA Where is my lord the king?
+
+SATURNINUS Here, Tamora, though grieved with killing grief.
+
+TAMORA Where is thy brother Bassianus?
+
+SATURNINUS Now to the bottom dost thou search my wound:
+ Poor Bassianus here lies murdered.
+
+TAMORA Then all too late I bring this fatal writ,
+ The complot of this timeless tragedy;
+ And wonder greatly that man's face can fold
+ In pleasing smiles such murderous tyranny.
+
+ [She giveth SATURNINUS a letter]
+
+SATURNINUS [Reads] 'An if we miss to meet him handsomely--
+ Sweet huntsman, Bassianus 'tis we mean--
+ Do thou so much as dig the grave for him:
+ Thou know'st our meaning. Look for thy reward
+ Among the nettles at the elder-tree
+ Which overshades the mouth of that same pit
+ Where we decreed to bury Bassianus.
+ Do this, and purchase us thy lasting friends.'
+ O Tamora! was ever heard the like?
+ This is the pit, and this the elder-tree.
+ Look, sirs, if you can find the huntsman out
+ That should have murdered Bassianus here.
+
+AARON My gracious lord, here is the bag of gold.
+
+SATURNINUS [To TITUS] Two of thy whelps, fell curs of
+ bloody kind,
+ Have here bereft my brother of his life.
+ Sirs, drag them from the pit unto the prison:
+ There let them bide until we have devised
+ Some never-heard-of torturing pain for them.
+
+TAMORA What, are they in this pit? O wondrous thing!
+ How easily murder is discovered!
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS High emperor, upon my feeble knee
+ I beg this boon, with tears not lightly shed,
+ That this fell fault of my accursed sons,
+ Accursed if the fault be proved in them,--
+
+SATURNINUS If it be proved! you see it is apparent.
+ Who found this letter? Tamora, was it you?
+
+TAMORA Andronicus himself did take it up.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS I did, my lord: yet let me be their bail;
+ For, by my father's reverend tomb, I vow
+ They shall be ready at your highness' will
+ To answer their suspicion with their lives.
+
+SATURNINUS Thou shalt not bail them: see thou follow me.
+ Some bring the murder'd body, some the murderers:
+ Let them not speak a word; the guilt is plain;
+ For, by my soul, were there worse end than death,
+ That end upon them should be executed.
+
+TAMORA Andronicus, I will entreat the king;
+ Fear not thy sons; they shall do well enough.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Come, Lucius, come; stay not to talk with them.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+
+SCENE IV Another part of the forest.
+
+
+ [Enter DEMETRIUS and CHIRON with LAVINIA, ravished;
+ her hands cut off, and her tongue cut out]
+
+DEMETRIUS So, now go tell, an if thy tongue can speak,
+ Who 'twas that cut thy tongue and ravish'd thee.
+
+CHIRON Write down thy mind, bewray thy meaning so,
+ An if thy stumps will let thee play the scribe.
+
+DEMETRIUS See, how with signs and tokens she can scrowl.
+
+CHIRON Go home, call for sweet water, wash thy hands.
+
+DEMETRIUS She hath no tongue to call, nor hands to wash;
+ And so let's leave her to her silent walks.
+
+CHIRON An 'twere my case, I should go hang myself.
+
+DEMETRIUS If thou hadst hands to help thee knit the cord.
+
+ [Exeunt DEMETRIUS and CHIRON]
+
+ [Enter MARCUS]
+
+MARCUS Who is this? my niece, that flies away so fast!
+ Cousin, a word; where is your husband?
+ If I do dream, would all my wealth would wake me!
+ If I do wake, some planet strike me down,
+ That I may slumber in eternal sleep!
+ Speak, gentle niece, what stern ungentle hands
+ Have lopp'd and hew'd and made thy body bare
+ Of her two branches, those sweet ornaments,
+ Whose circling shadows kings have sought to sleep in,
+ And might not gain so great a happiness
+ As have thy love? Why dost not speak to me?
+ Alas, a crimson river of warm blood,
+ Like to a bubbling fountain stirr'd with wind,
+ Doth rise and fall between thy rosed lips,
+ Coming and going with thy honey breath.
+ But, sure, some Tereus hath deflowered thee,
+ And, lest thou shouldst detect him, cut thy tongue.
+ Ah, now thou turn'st away thy face for shame!
+ And, notwithstanding all this loss of blood,
+ As from a conduit with three issuing spouts,
+ Yet do thy cheeks look red as Titan's face
+ Blushing to be encountered with a cloud.
+ Shall I speak for thee? shall I say 'tis so?
+ O, that I knew thy heart; and knew the beast,
+ That I might rail at him, to ease my mind!
+ Sorrow concealed, like an oven stopp'd,
+ Doth burn the heart to cinders where it is.
+ Fair Philomela, she but lost her tongue,
+ And in a tedious sampler sew'd her mind:
+ But, lovely niece, that mean is cut from thee;
+ A craftier Tereus, cousin, hast thou met,
+ And he hath cut those pretty fingers off,
+ That could have better sew'd than Philomel.
+ O, had the monster seen those lily hands
+ Tremble, like aspen-leaves, upon a lute,
+ And make the silken strings delight to kiss them,
+ He would not then have touch'd them for his life!
+ Or, had he heard the heavenly harmony
+ Which that sweet tongue hath made,
+ He would have dropp'd his knife, and fell asleep
+ As Cerberus at the Thracian poet's feet.
+ Come, let us go, and make thy father blind;
+ For such a sight will blind a father's eye:
+ One hour's storm will drown the fragrant meads;
+ What will whole months of tears thy father's eyes?
+ Do not draw back, for we will mourn with thee
+ O, could our mourning ease thy misery!
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rome. A street.
+
+
+ [Enter Judges, Senators and Tribunes, with MARTIUS
+ and QUINTUS, bound, passing on to the place of
+ execution; TITUS going before, pleading]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Hear me, grave fathers! noble tribunes, stay!
+ For pity of mine age, whose youth was spent
+ In dangerous wars, whilst you securely slept;
+ For all my blood in Rome's great quarrel shed;
+ For all the frosty nights that I have watch'd;
+ And for these bitter tears, which now you see
+ Filling the aged wrinkles in my cheeks;
+ Be pitiful to my condemned sons,
+ Whose souls are not corrupted as 'tis thought.
+ For two and twenty sons I never wept,
+ Because they died in honour's lofty bed.
+
+ [Lieth down; the Judges, &c., pass by him, and Exeunt]
+
+ For these, these, tribunes, in the dust I write
+ My heart's deep languor and my soul's sad tears:
+ Let my tears stanch the earth's dry appetite;
+ My sons' sweet blood will make it shame and blush.
+ O earth, I will befriend thee more with rain,
+ That shall distil from these two ancient urns,
+ Than youthful April shall with all his showers:
+ In summer's drought I'll drop upon thee still;
+ In winter with warm tears I'll melt the snow
+ And keep eternal spring-time on thy face,
+ So thou refuse to drink my dear sons' blood.
+
+ [Enter LUCIUS, with his sword drawn]
+
+ O reverend tribunes! O gentle, aged men!
+ Unbind my sons, reverse the doom of death;
+ And let me say, that never wept before,
+ My tears are now prevailing orators.
+
+LUCIUS O noble father, you lament in vain:
+ The tribunes hear you not; no man is by;
+ And you recount your sorrows to a stone.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Ah, Lucius, for thy brothers let me plead.
+ Grave tribunes, once more I entreat of you,--
+
+LUCIUS My gracious lord, no tribune hears you speak.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Why, tis no matter, man; if they did hear,
+ They would not mark me, or if they did mark,
+ They would not pity me, yet plead I must;
+ And bootless unto them [ ]
+ Therefore I tell my sorrows to the stones;
+ Who, though they cannot answer my distress,
+ Yet in some sort they are better than the tribunes,
+ For that they will not intercept my tale:
+ When I do weep, they humbly at my feet
+ Receive my tears and seem to weep with me;
+ And, were they but attired in grave weeds,
+ Rome could afford no tribune like to these.
+ A stone is soft as wax,--tribunes more hard than stones;
+ A stone is silent, and offendeth not,
+ And tribunes with their tongues doom men to death.
+
+ [Rises]
+
+ But wherefore stand'st thou with thy weapon drawn?
+
+LUCIUS To rescue my two brothers from their death:
+ For which attempt the judges have pronounced
+ My everlasting doom of banishment.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS O happy man! they have befriended thee.
+ Why, foolish Lucius, dost thou not perceive
+ That Rome is but a wilderness of tigers?
+ Tigers must prey, and Rome affords no prey
+ But me and mine: how happy art thou, then,
+ From these devourers to be banished!
+ But who comes with our brother Marcus here?
+
+ [Enter MARCUS and LAVINIA]
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Titus, prepare thy aged eyes to weep;
+ Or, if not so, thy noble heart to break:
+ I bring consuming sorrow to thine age.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Will it consume me? let me see it, then.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS This was thy daughter.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Why, Marcus, so she is.
+
+LUCIUS Ay me, this object kills me!
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Faint-hearted boy, arise, and look upon her.
+ Speak, Lavinia, what accursed hand
+ Hath made thee handless in thy father's sight?
+ What fool hath added water to the sea,
+ Or brought a faggot to bright-burning Troy?
+ My grief was at the height before thou camest,
+ And now like Nilus, it disdaineth bounds.
+ Give me a sword, I'll chop off my hands too;
+ For they have fought for Rome, and all in vain;
+ And they have nursed this woe, in feeding life;
+ In bootless prayer have they been held up,
+ And they have served me to effectless use:
+ Now all the service I require of them
+ Is that the one will help to cut the other.
+ 'Tis well, Lavinia, that thou hast no hands;
+ For hands, to do Rome service, are but vain.
+
+LUCIUS Speak, gentle sister, who hath martyr'd thee?
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS O, that delightful engine of her thoughts
+ That blabb'd them with such pleasing eloquence,
+ Is torn from forth that pretty hollow cage,
+ Where, like a sweet melodious bird, it sung
+ Sweet varied notes, enchanting every ear!
+
+LUCIUS O, say thou for her, who hath done this deed?
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS O, thus I found her, straying in the park,
+ Seeking to hide herself, as doth the deer
+ That hath received some unrecuring wound.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS It was my deer; and he that wounded her
+ Hath hurt me more than had he killed me dead:
+ For now I stand as one upon a rock
+ Environed with a wilderness of sea,
+ Who marks the waxing tide grow wave by wave,
+ Expecting ever when some envious surge
+ Will in his brinish bowels swallow him.
+ This way to death my wretched sons are gone;
+ Here stands my other son, a banished man,
+ And here my brother, weeping at my woes.
+ But that which gives my soul the greatest spurn,
+ Is dear Lavinia, dearer than my soul.
+ Had I but seen thy picture in this plight,
+ It would have madded me: what shall I do
+ Now I behold thy lively body so?
+ Thou hast no hands, to wipe away thy tears:
+ Nor tongue, to tell me who hath martyr'd thee:
+ Thy husband he is dead: and for his death
+ Thy brothers are condemn'd, and dead by this.
+ Look, Marcus! ah, son Lucius, look on her!
+ When I did name her brothers, then fresh tears
+ Stood on her cheeks, as doth the honey-dew
+ Upon a gather'd lily almost wither'd.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Perchance she weeps because they kill'd her husband;
+ Perchance because she knows them innocent.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS If they did kill thy husband, then be joyful
+ Because the law hath ta'en revenge on them.
+ No, no, they would not do so foul a deed;
+ Witness the sorrow that their sister makes.
+ Gentle Lavinia, let me kiss thy lips.
+ Or make some sign how I may do thee ease:
+ Shall thy good uncle, and thy brother Lucius,
+ And thou, and I, sit round about some fountain,
+ Looking all downwards to behold our cheeks
+ How they are stain'd, as meadows, yet not dry,
+ With miry slime left on them by a flood?
+ And in the fountain shall we gaze so long
+ Till the fresh taste be taken from that clearness,
+ And made a brine-pit with our bitter tears?
+ Or shall we cut away our hands, like thine?
+ Or shall we bite our tongues, and in dumb shows
+ Pass the remainder of our hateful days?
+ What shall we do? let us, that have our tongues,
+ Plot some deuce of further misery,
+ To make us wonder'd at in time to come.
+
+LUCIUS Sweet father, cease your tears; for, at your grief,
+ See how my wretched sister sobs and weeps.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Patience, dear niece. Good Titus, dry thine eyes.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Ah, Marcus, Marcus! brother, well I wot
+ Thy napkin cannot drink a tear of mine,
+ For thou, poor man, hast drown'd it with thine own.
+
+LUCIUS Ah, my Lavinia, I will wipe thy cheeks.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Mark, Marcus, mark! I understand her signs:
+ Had she a tongue to speak, now would she say
+ That to her brother which I said to thee:
+ His napkin, with his true tears all bewet,
+ Can do no service on her sorrowful cheeks.
+ O, what a sympathy of woe is this,
+ As far from help as Limbo is from bliss!
+
+ [Enter AARON]
+
+AARON Titus Andronicus, my lord the emperor
+ Sends thee this word,--that, if thou love thy sons,
+ Let Marcus, Lucius, or thyself, old Titus,
+ Or any one of you, chop off your hand,
+ And send it to the king: he for the same
+ Will send thee hither both thy sons alive;
+ And that shall be the ransom for their fault.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS O gracious emperor! O gentle Aaron!
+ Did ever raven sing so like a lark,
+ That gives sweet tidings of the sun's uprise?
+ With all my heart, I'll send the emperor My hand:
+ Good Aaron, wilt thou help to chop it off?
+
+LUCIUS Stay, father! for that noble hand of thine,
+ That hath thrown down so many enemies,
+ Shall not be sent: my hand will serve the turn:
+ My youth can better spare my blood than you;
+ And therefore mine shall save my brothers' lives.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Which of your hands hath not defended Rome,
+ And rear'd aloft the bloody battle-axe,
+ Writing destruction on the enemy's castle?
+ O, none of both but are of high desert:
+ My hand hath been but idle; let it serve
+ To ransom my two nephews from their death;
+ Then have I kept it to a worthy end.
+
+AARON Nay, come, agree whose hand shall go along,
+ For fear they die before their pardon come.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS My hand shall go.
+
+LUCIUS By heaven, it shall not go!
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Sirs, strive no more: such wither'd herbs as these
+ Are meet for plucking up, and therefore mine.
+
+LUCIUS Sweet father, if I shall be thought thy son,
+ Let me redeem my brothers both from death.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS And, for our father's sake and mother's care,
+ Now let me show a brother's love to thee.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Agree between you; I will spare my hand.
+
+LUCIUS Then I'll go fetch an axe.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS But I will use the axe.
+
+ [Exeunt LUCIUS and MARCUS]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Come hither, Aaron; I'll deceive them both:
+ Lend me thy hand, and I will give thee mine.
+
+AARON [Aside] If that be call'd deceit, I will be honest,
+ And never, whilst I live, deceive men so:
+ But I'll deceive you in another sort,
+ And that you'll say, ere half an hour pass.
+
+ [Cuts off TITUS's hand]
+
+ [Re-enter LUCIUS and MARCUS]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Now stay your strife: what shall be is dispatch'd.
+ Good Aaron, give his majesty my hand:
+ Tell him it was a hand that warded him
+ From thousand dangers; bid him bury it
+ More hath it merited; that let it have.
+ As for my sons, say I account of them
+ As jewels purchased at an easy price;
+ And yet dear too, because I bought mine own.
+
+AARON I go, Andronicus: and for thy hand
+ Look by and by to have thy sons with thee.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ Their heads, I mean. O, how this villany
+ Doth fat me with the very thoughts of it!
+ Let fools do good, and fair men call for grace.
+ Aaron will have his soul black like his face.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS O, here I lift this one hand up to heaven,
+ And bow this feeble ruin to the earth:
+ If any power pities wretched tears,
+ To that I call!
+
+ [To LAVINIA]
+ What, wilt thou kneel with me?
+ Do, then, dear heart; for heaven shall hear our prayers;
+ Or with our sighs we'll breathe the welkin dim,
+ And stain the sun with fog, as sometime clouds
+ When they do hug him in their melting bosoms.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS O brother, speak with possibilities,
+ And do not break into these deep extremes.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Is not my sorrow deep, having no bottom?
+ Then be my passions bottomless with them.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS But yet let reason govern thy lament.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS If there were reason for these miseries,
+ Then into limits could I bind my woes:
+ When heaven doth weep, doth not the earth o'erflow?
+ If the winds rage, doth not the sea wax mad,
+ Threatening the welkin with his big-swoln face?
+ And wilt thou have a reason for this coil?
+ I am the sea; hark, how her sighs do blow!
+ She is the weeping welkin, I the earth:
+ Then must my sea be moved with her sighs;
+ Then must my earth with her continual tears
+ Become a deluge, overflow'd and drown'd;
+ For why my bowels cannot hide her woes,
+ But like a drunkard must I vomit them.
+ Then give me leave, for losers will have leave
+ To ease their stomachs with their bitter tongues.
+
+ [Enter a Messenger, with two heads and a hand]
+
+Messenger Worthy Andronicus, ill art thou repaid
+ For that good hand thou sent'st the emperor.
+ Here are the heads of thy two noble sons;
+ And here's thy hand, in scorn to thee sent back;
+ Thy griefs their sports, thy resolution mock'd;
+ That woe is me to think upon thy woes
+ More than remembrance of my father's death.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Now let hot AEtna cool in Sicily,
+ And be my heart an ever-burning hell!
+ These miseries are more than may be borne.
+ To weep with them that weep doth ease some deal;
+ But sorrow flouted at is double death.
+
+LUCIUS Ah, that this sight should make so deep a wound,
+ And yet detested life not shrink thereat!
+ That ever death should let life bear his name,
+ Where life hath no more interest but to breathe!
+
+ [LAVINIA kisses TITUS]
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Alas, poor heart, that kiss is comfortless
+ As frozen water to a starved snake.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS When will this fearful slumber have an end?
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Now, farewell, flattery: die, Andronicus;
+ Thou dost not slumber: see, thy two sons' heads,
+ Thy warlike hand, thy mangled daughter here:
+ Thy other banish'd son, with this dear sight
+ Struck pale and bloodless; and thy brother, I,
+ Even like a stony image, cold and numb.
+ Ah, now no more will I control thy griefs:
+ Rend off thy silver hair, thy other hand
+ Gnawing with thy teeth; and be this dismal sight
+ The closing up of our most wretched eyes;
+ Now is a time to storm; why art thou still?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Ha, ha, ha!
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Why dost thou laugh? it fits not with this hour.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Why, I have not another tear to shed:
+ Besides, this sorrow is an enemy,
+ And would usurp upon my watery eyes
+ And make them blind with tributary tears:
+ Then which way shall I find Revenge's cave?
+ For these two heads do seem to speak to me,
+ And threat me I shall never come to bliss
+ Till all these mischiefs be return'd again
+ Even in their throats that have committed them.
+ Come, let me see what task I have to do.
+ You heavy people, circle me about,
+ That I may turn me to each one of you,
+ And swear unto my soul to right your wrongs.
+ The vow is made. Come, brother, take a head;
+ And in this hand the other I will bear.
+ Lavinia, thou shalt be employ'd: these arms!
+ Bear thou my hand, sweet wench, between thy teeth.
+ As for thee, boy, go get thee from my sight;
+ Thou art an exile, and thou must not stay:
+ Hie to the Goths, and raise an army there:
+ And, if you love me, as I think you do,
+ Let's kiss and part, for we have much to do.
+
+ [Exeunt TITUS, MARCUS, and LAVINIA]
+
+LUCIUS Farewell Andronicus, my noble father,
+ The wofull'st man that ever lived in Rome:
+ Farewell, proud Rome; till Lucius come again,
+ He leaves his pledges dearer than his life:
+ Farewell, Lavinia, my noble sister;
+ O, would thou wert as thou tofore hast been!
+ But now nor Lucius nor Lavinia lives
+ But in oblivion and hateful griefs.
+ If Lucius live, he will requite your wrongs;
+ And make proud Saturnine and his empress
+ Beg at the gates, like Tarquin and his queen.
+ Now will I to the Goths, and raise a power,
+ To be revenged on Rome and Saturnine.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+
+SCENE II A room in Titus's house. A banquet set out.
+
+
+ [Enter TITUS, MARCUS, LAVINIA and Young LUCIUS, a boy]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS So, so; now sit: and look you eat no more
+ Than will preserve just so much strength in us
+ As will revenge these bitter woes of ours.
+ Marcus, unknit that sorrow-wreathen knot:
+ Thy niece and I, poor creatures, want our hands,
+ And cannot passionate our tenfold grief
+ With folded arms. This poor right hand of mine
+ Is left to tyrannize upon my breast;
+ Who, when my heart, all mad with misery,
+ Beats in this hollow prison of my flesh,
+ Then thus I thump it down.
+
+ [To LAVINIA]
+
+ Thou map of woe, that thus dost talk in signs!
+ When thy poor heart beats with outrageous beating,
+ Thou canst not strike it thus to make it still.
+ Wound it with sighing, girl, kill it with groans;
+ Or get some little knife between thy teeth,
+ And just against thy heart make thou a hole;
+ That all the tears that thy poor eyes let fall
+ May run into that sink, and soaking in
+ Drown the lamenting fool in sea-salt tears.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Fie, brother, fie! teach her not thus to lay
+ Such violent hands upon her tender life.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS How now! has sorrow made thee dote already?
+ Why, Marcus, no man should be mad but I.
+ What violent hands can she lay on her life?
+ Ah, wherefore dost thou urge the name of hands;
+ To bid AEneas tell the tale twice o'er,
+ How Troy was burnt and he made miserable?
+ O, handle not the theme, to talk of hands,
+ Lest we remember still that we have none.
+ Fie, fie, how franticly I square my talk,
+ As if we should forget we had no hands,
+ If Marcus did not name the word of hands!
+ Come, let's fall to; and, gentle girl, eat this:
+ Here is no drink! Hark, Marcus, what she says;
+ I can interpret all her martyr'd signs;
+ She says she drinks no other drink but tears,
+ Brew'd with her sorrow, mesh'd upon her cheeks:
+ Speechless complainer, I will learn thy thought;
+ In thy dumb action will I be as perfect
+ As begging hermits in their holy prayers:
+ Thou shalt not sigh, nor hold thy stumps to heaven,
+ Nor wink, nor nod, nor kneel, nor make a sign,
+ But I of these will wrest an alphabet
+ And by still practise learn to know thy meaning.
+
+Young LUCIUS Good grandsire, leave these bitter deep laments:
+ Make my aunt merry with some pleasing tale.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Alas, the tender boy, in passion moved,
+ Doth weep to see his grandsire's heaviness.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Peace, tender sapling; thou art made of tears,
+ And tears will quickly melt thy life away.
+
+ [MARCUS strikes the dish with a knife]
+
+ What dost thou strike at, Marcus, with thy knife?
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS At that that I have kill'd, my lord; a fly.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Out on thee, murderer! thou kill'st my heart;
+ Mine eyes are cloy'd with view of tyranny:
+ A deed of death done on the innocent
+ Becomes not Titus' brother: get thee gone:
+ I see thou art not for my company.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Alas, my lord, I have but kill'd a fly.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS But how, if that fly had a father and mother?
+ How would he hang his slender gilded wings,
+ And buzz lamenting doings in the air!
+ Poor harmless fly,
+ That, with his pretty buzzing melody,
+ Came here to make us merry! and thou hast
+ kill'd him.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Pardon me, sir; it was a black ill-favor'd fly,
+ Like to the empress' Moor; therefore I kill'd him.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS O, O, O,
+ Then pardon me for reprehending thee,
+ For thou hast done a charitable deed.
+ Give me thy knife, I will insult on him;
+ Flattering myself, as if it were the Moor
+ Come hither purposely to poison me.--
+ There's for thyself, and that's for Tamora.
+ Ah, sirrah!
+ Yet, I think, we are not brought so low,
+ But that between us we can kill a fly
+ That comes in likeness of a coal-black Moor.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Alas, poor man! grief has so wrought on him,
+ He takes false shadows for true substances.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Come, take away. Lavinia, go with me:
+ I'll to thy closet; and go read with thee
+ Sad stories chanced in the times of old.
+ Come, boy, and go with me: thy sight is young,
+ And thou shalt read when mine begin to dazzle.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE I Rome. Titus's garden.
+
+
+ [Enter young LUCIUS, and LAVINIA running after him,
+ and the boy flies from her, with books under his
+ arm. Then enter TITUS and MARCUS]
+
+Young LUCIUS Help, grandsire, help! my aunt Lavinia
+ Follows me every where, I know not why:
+ Good uncle Marcus, see how swift she comes.
+ Alas, sweet aunt, I know not what you mean.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Stand by me, Lucius; do not fear thine aunt.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS She loves thee, boy, too well to do thee harm.
+
+Young LUCIUS Ay, when my father was in Rome she did.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS What means my niece Lavinia by these signs?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Fear her not, Lucius: somewhat doth she mean:
+ See, Lucius, see how much she makes of thee:
+ Somewhither would she have thee go with her.
+ Ah, boy, Cornelia never with more care
+ Read to her sons than she hath read to thee
+ Sweet poetry and Tully's Orator.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Canst thou not guess wherefore she plies thee thus?
+
+Young LUCIUS My lord, I know not, I, nor can I guess,
+ Unless some fit or frenzy do possess her:
+ For I have heard my grandsire say full oft,
+ Extremity of griefs would make men mad;
+ And I have read that Hecuba of Troy
+ Ran mad through sorrow: that made me to fear;
+ Although, my lord, I know my noble aunt
+ Loves me as dear as e'er my mother did,
+ And would not, but in fury, fright my youth:
+ Which made me down to throw my books, and fly--
+ Causeless, perhaps. But pardon me, sweet aunt:
+ And, madam, if my uncle Marcus go,
+ I will most willingly attend your ladyship.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Lucius, I will.
+
+ [LAVINIA turns over with her stumps the books which
+ LUCIUS has let fall]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS How now, Lavinia! Marcus, what means this?
+ Some book there is that she desires to see.
+ Which is it, girl, of these? Open them, boy.
+ But thou art deeper read, and better skill'd
+ Come, and take choice of all my library,
+ And so beguile thy sorrow, till the heavens
+ Reveal the damn'd contriver of this deed.
+ Why lifts she up her arms in sequence thus?
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS I think she means that there was more than one
+ Confederate in the fact: ay, more there was;
+ Or else to heaven she heaves them for revenge.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Lucius, what book is that she tosseth so?
+
+Young LUCIUS Grandsire, 'tis Ovid's Metamorphoses;
+ My mother gave it me.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS For love of her that's gone,
+ Perhaps she cull'd it from among the rest.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Soft! see how busily she turns the leaves!
+
+ [Helping her]
+
+ What would she find? Lavinia, shall I read?
+ This is the tragic tale of Philomel,
+ And treats of Tereus' treason and his rape:
+ And rape, I fear, was root of thine annoy.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS See, brother, see; note how she quotes the leaves.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Lavinia, wert thou thus surprised, sweet girl,
+ Ravish'd and wrong'd, as Philomela was,
+ Forced in the ruthless, vast, and gloomy woods? See, see!
+ Ay, such a place there is, where we did hunt--
+ O, had we never, never hunted there!--
+ Pattern'd by that the poet here describes,
+ By nature made for murders and for rapes.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS O, why should nature build so foul a den,
+ Unless the gods delight in tragedies?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Give signs, sweet girl, for here are none
+ but friends,
+ What Roman lord it was durst do the deed:
+ Or slunk not Saturnine, as Tarquin erst,
+ That left the camp to sin in Lucrece' bed?
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Sit down, sweet niece: brother, sit down by me.
+ Apollo, Pallas, Jove, or Mercury,
+ Inspire me, that I may this treason find!
+ My lord, look here: look here, Lavinia:
+ This sandy plot is plain; guide, if thou canst
+ This after me, when I have writ my name
+ Without the help of any hand at all.
+
+ [He writes his name with his staff, and guides it
+ with feet and mouth]
+
+ Cursed be that heart that forced us to this shift!
+ Write thou good niece; and here display, at last,
+ What God will have discover'd for revenge;
+ Heaven guide thy pen to print thy sorrows plain,
+ That we may know the traitors and the truth!
+
+ [She takes the staff in her mouth, and guides it
+ with her stumps, and writes]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS O, do ye read, my lord, what she hath writ?
+ 'Stuprum. Chiron. Demetrius.'
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS What, what! the lustful sons of Tamora
+ Performers of this heinous, bloody deed?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Magni Dominator poli,
+ Tam lentus audis scelera? tam lentus vides?
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS O, calm thee, gentle lord; although I know
+ There is enough written upon this earth
+ To stir a mutiny in the mildest thoughts
+ And arm the minds of infants to exclaims.
+ My lord, kneel down with me; Lavinia, kneel;
+ And kneel, sweet boy, the Roman Hector's hope;
+ And swear with me, as, with the woful fere
+ And father of that chaste dishonour'd dame,
+ Lord Junius Brutus sware for Lucrece' rape,
+ That we will prosecute by good advice
+ Mortal revenge upon these traitorous Goths,
+ And see their blood, or die with this reproach.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS 'Tis sure enough, an you knew how.
+ But if you hunt these bear-whelps, then beware:
+ The dam will wake; and, if she wind you once,
+ She's with the lion deeply still in league,
+ And lulls him whilst she playeth on her back,
+ And when he sleeps will she do what she list.
+ You are a young huntsman, Marcus; let it alone;
+ And, come, I will go get a leaf of brass,
+ And with a gad of steel will write these words,
+ And lay it by: the angry northern wind
+ Will blow these sands, like Sibyl's leaves, abroad,
+ And where's your lesson, then? Boy, what say you?
+
+Young LUCIUS I say, my lord, that if I were a man,
+ Their mother's bed-chamber should not be safe
+ For these bad bondmen to the yoke of Rome.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Ay, that's my boy! thy father hath full oft
+ For his ungrateful country done the like.
+
+Young LUCIUS And, uncle, so will I, an if I live.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Come, go with me into mine armoury;
+ Lucius, I'll fit thee; and withal, my boy,
+ Shalt carry from me to the empress' sons
+ Presents that I intend to send them both:
+ Come, come; thou'lt do thy message, wilt thou not?
+
+Young LUCIUS Ay, with my dagger in their bosoms, grandsire.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS No, boy, not so; I'll teach thee another course.
+ Lavinia, come. Marcus, look to my house:
+ Lucius and I'll go brave it at the court:
+ Ay, marry, will we, sir; and we'll be waited on.
+
+ [Exeunt TITUS, LAVINIA, and Young LUCIUS]
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS O heavens, can you hear a good man groan,
+ And not relent, or not compassion him?
+ Marcus, attend him in his ecstasy,
+ That hath more scars of sorrow in his heart
+ Than foemen's marks upon his batter'd shield;
+ But yet so just that he will not revenge.
+ Revenge, ye heavens, for old Andronicus!
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE II The same. A room in the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter, from one side, AARON, DEMETRIUS, and
+ CHIRON; from the other side, Young LUCIUS, and an
+ Attendant, with a bundle of weapons, and verses
+ writ upon them]
+
+CHIRON Demetrius, here's the son of Lucius;
+ He hath some message to deliver us.
+
+AARON Ay, some mad message from his mad grandfather.
+
+Young LUCIUS My lords, with all the humbleness I may,
+ I greet your honours from Andronicus.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ And pray the Roman gods confound you both!
+
+DEMETRIUS Gramercy, lovely Lucius: what's the news?
+
+Young LUCIUS [Aside] That you are both decipher'd, that's the news,
+ For villains mark'd with rape.--May it please you,
+ My grandsire, well advised, hath sent by me
+ The goodliest weapons of his armoury
+ To gratify your honourable youth,
+ The hope of Rome; for so he bade me say;
+ And so I do, and with his gifts present
+ Your lordships, that, whenever you have need,
+ You may be armed and appointed well:
+ And so I leave you both:
+
+ [Aside]
+ like bloody villains.
+
+ [Exeunt Young LUCIUS, and Attendant]
+
+DEMETRIUS What's here? A scroll; and written round about?
+ Let's see;
+
+ [Reads]
+
+ 'Integer vitae, scelerisque purus,
+ Non eget Mauri jaculis, nec arcu.'
+
+CHIRON O, 'tis a verse in Horace; I know it well:
+ I read it in the grammar long ago.
+
+AARON Ay, just; a verse in Horace; right, you have it.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ Now, what a thing it is to be an ass!
+ Here's no sound jest! the old man hath found their guilt;
+ And sends them weapons wrapped about with lines,
+ That wound, beyond their feeling, to the quick.
+ But were our witty empress well afoot,
+ She would applaud Andronicus' conceit:
+ But let her rest in her unrest awhile.
+
+ And now, young lords, was't not a happy star
+ Led us to Rome, strangers, and more than so,
+ Captives, to be advanced to this height?
+ It did me good, before the palace gate
+ To brave the tribune in his brother's hearing.
+
+DEMETRIUS But me more good, to see so great a lord
+ Basely insinuate and send us gifts.
+
+AARON Had he not reason, Lord Demetrius?
+ Did you not use his daughter very friendly?
+
+DEMETRIUS I would we had a thousand Roman dames
+ At such a bay, by turn to serve our lust.
+
+CHIRON A charitable wish and full of love.
+
+AARON Here lacks but your mother for to say amen.
+
+CHIRON And that would she for twenty thousand more.
+
+DEMETRIUS Come, let us go; and pray to all the gods
+ For our beloved mother in her pains.
+
+AARON [Aside] Pray to the devils; the gods have given us over.
+
+ [Trumpets sound within]
+
+DEMETRIUS Why do the emperor's trumpets flourish thus?
+
+CHIRON Belike, for joy the emperor hath a son.
+
+DEMETRIUS Soft! who comes here?
+
+ [Enter a Nurse, with a blackamoor Child in her arms]
+
+Nurse Good morrow, lords:
+ O, tell me, did you see Aaron the Moor?
+
+AARON Well, more or less, or ne'er a whit at all,
+ Here Aaron is; and what with Aaron now?
+
+Nurse O gentle Aaron, we are all undone!
+ Now help, or woe betide thee evermore!
+
+AARON Why, what a caterwauling dost thou keep!
+ What dost thou wrap and fumble in thine arms?
+
+Nurse O, that which I would hide from heaven's eye,
+ Our empress' shame, and stately Rome's disgrace!
+ She is deliver'd, lords; she is deliver'd.
+
+AARON To whom?
+
+Nurse I mean, she is brought a-bed.
+
+AARON Well, God give her good rest! What hath he sent her?
+
+Nurse A devil.
+
+AARON Why, then she is the devil's dam; a joyful issue.
+
+Nurse A joyless, dismal, black, and sorrowful issue:
+ Here is the babe, as loathsome as a toad
+ Amongst the fairest breeders of our clime:
+ The empress sends it thee, thy stamp, thy seal,
+ And bids thee christen it with thy dagger's point.
+
+AARON 'Zounds, ye whore! is black so base a hue?
+ Sweet blowse, you are a beauteous blossom, sure.
+
+DEMETRIUS Villain, what hast thou done?
+
+AARON That which thou canst not undo.
+
+CHIRON Thou hast undone our mother.
+
+AARON Villain, I have done thy mother.
+
+DEMETRIUS And therein, hellish dog, thou hast undone.
+ Woe to her chance, and damn'd her loathed choice!
+ Accursed the offspring of so foul a fiend!
+
+CHIRON It shall not live.
+
+AARON It shall not die.
+
+Nurse Aaron, it must; the mother wills it so.
+
+AARON What, must it, nurse? then let no man but I
+ Do execution on my flesh and blood.
+
+DEMETRIUS I'll broach the tadpole on my rapier's point:
+ Nurse, give it me; my sword shall soon dispatch it.
+
+AARON Sooner this sword shall plough thy bowels up.
+
+ [Takes the Child from the Nurse, and draws]
+
+ Stay, murderous villains! will you kill your brother?
+ Now, by the burning tapers of the sky,
+ That shone so brightly when this boy was got,
+ He dies upon my scimitar's sharp point
+ That touches this my first-born son and heir!
+ I tell you, younglings, not Enceladus,
+ With all his threatening band of Typhon's brood,
+ Nor great Alcides, nor the god of war,
+ Shall seize this prey out of his father's hands.
+ What, what, ye sanguine, shallow-hearted boys!
+ Ye white-limed walls! ye alehouse painted signs!
+ Coal-black is better than another hue,
+ In that it scorns to bear another hue;
+ For all the water in the ocean
+ Can never turn the swan's black legs to white,
+ Although she lave them hourly in the flood.
+ Tell the empress from me, I am of age
+ To keep mine own, excuse it how she can.
+
+DEMETRIUS Wilt thou betray thy noble mistress thus?
+
+AARON My mistress is my mistress; this myself,
+ The vigour and the picture of my youth:
+ This before all the world do I prefer;
+ This maugre all the world will I keep safe,
+ Or some of you shall smoke for it in Rome.
+
+DEMETRIUS By this our mother is forever shamed.
+
+CHIRON Rome will despise her for this foul escape.
+
+Nurse The emperor, in his rage, will doom her death.
+
+CHIRON I blush to think upon this ignomy.
+
+AARON Why, there's the privilege your beauty bears:
+ Fie, treacherous hue, that will betray with blushing
+ The close enacts and counsels of the heart!
+ Here's a young lad framed of another leer:
+ Look, how the black slave smiles upon the father,
+ As who should say 'Old lad, I am thine own.'
+ He is your brother, lords, sensibly fed
+ Of that self-blood that first gave life to you,
+ And from that womb where you imprison'd were
+ He is enfranchised and come to light:
+ Nay, he is your brother by the surer side,
+ Although my seal be stamped in his face.
+
+Nurse Aaron, what shall I say unto the empress?
+
+DEMETRIUS Advise thee, Aaron, what is to be done,
+ And we will all subscribe to thy advice:
+ Save thou the child, so we may all be safe.
+
+AARON Then sit we down, and let us all consult.
+ My son and I will have the wind of you:
+ Keep there: now talk at pleasure of your safety.
+
+ [They sit]
+
+DEMETRIUS How many women saw this child of his?
+
+AARON Why, so, brave lords! when we join in league,
+ I am a lamb: but if you brave the Moor,
+ The chafed boar, the mountain lioness,
+ The ocean swells not so as Aaron storms.
+ But say, again; how many saw the child?
+
+Nurse Cornelia the midwife and myself;
+ And no one else but the deliver'd empress.
+
+AARON The empress, the midwife, and yourself:
+ Two may keep counsel when the third's away:
+ Go to the empress, tell her this I said.
+
+ [He kills the nurse]
+
+ Weke, weke! so cries a pig prepared to the spit.
+
+DEMETRIUS What mean'st thou, Aaron? wherefore didst thou this?
+
+AARON O Lord, sir, 'tis a deed of policy:
+ Shall she live to betray this guilt of ours,
+ A long-tongued babbling gossip? no, lords, no:
+ And now be it known to you my full intent.
+ Not far, one Muli lives, my countryman;
+ His wife but yesternight was brought to bed;
+ His child is like to her, fair as you are:
+ Go pack with him, and give the mother gold,
+ And tell them both the circumstance of all;
+ And how by this their child shall be advanced,
+ And be received for the emperor's heir,
+ And substituted in the place of mine,
+ To calm this tempest whirling in the court;
+ And let the emperor dandle him for his own.
+ Hark ye, lords; ye see I have given her physic,
+
+ [Pointing to the nurse]
+
+ And you must needs bestow her funeral;
+ The fields are near, and you are gallant grooms:
+ This done, see that you take no longer days,
+ But send the midwife presently to me.
+ The midwife and the nurse well made away,
+ Then let the ladies tattle what they please.
+
+CHIRON Aaron, I see thou wilt not trust the air
+ With secrets.
+
+DEMETRIUS For this care of Tamora,
+ Herself and hers are highly bound to thee.
+
+ [Exeunt DEMETRIUS and CHIRON bearing off the
+ Nurse's body]
+
+AARON Now to the Goths, as swift as swallow flies;
+ There to dispose this treasure in mine arms,
+ And secretly to greet the empress' friends.
+ Come on, you thick lipp'd slave, I'll bear you hence;
+ For it is you that puts us to our shifts:
+ I'll make you feed on berries and on roots,
+ And feed on curds and whey, and suck the goat,
+ And cabin in a cave, and bring you up
+ To be a warrior, and command a camp.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE III The same. A public place.
+
+
+ [Enter TITUS, bearing arrows with letters at the
+ ends of them; with him, MARCUS, Young LUCIUS,
+ PUBLIUS, SEMPRONIUS, CAIUS, and other Gentlemen,
+ with bows]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Come, Marcus; come, kinsmen; this is the way.
+ Sir boy, now let me see your archery;
+ Look ye draw home enough, and 'tis there straight.
+ Terras Astraea reliquit:
+ Be you remember'd, Marcus, she's gone, she's fled.
+ Sirs, take you to your tools. You, cousins, shall
+ Go sound the ocean, and cast your nets;
+ Happily you may catch her in the sea;
+ Yet there's as little justice as at land:
+ No; Publius and Sempronius, you must do it;
+ 'Tis you must dig with mattock and with spade,
+ And pierce the inmost centre of the earth:
+ Then, when you come to Pluto's region,
+ I pray you, deliver him this petition;
+ Tell him, it is for justice and for aid,
+ And that it comes from old Andronicus,
+ Shaken with sorrows in ungrateful Rome.
+ Ah, Rome! Well, well; I made thee miserable
+ What time I threw the people's suffrages
+ On him that thus doth tyrannize o'er me.
+ Go, get you gone; and pray be careful all,
+ And leave you not a man-of-war unsearch'd:
+ This wicked emperor may have shipp'd her hence;
+ And, kinsmen, then we may go pipe for justice.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS O Publius, is not this a heavy case,
+ To see thy noble uncle thus distract?
+
+PUBLIUS Therefore, my lord, it highly us concerns
+ By day and night to attend him carefully,
+ And feed his humour kindly as we may,
+ Till time beget some careful remedy.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Kinsmen, his sorrows are past remedy.
+ Join with the Goths; and with revengeful war
+ Take wreak on Rome for this ingratitude,
+ And vengeance on the traitor Saturnine.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Publius, how now! how now, my masters!
+ What, have you met with her?
+
+PUBLIUS No, my good lord; but Pluto sends you word,
+ If you will have Revenge from hell, you shall:
+ Marry, for Justice, she is so employ'd,
+ He thinks, with Jove in heaven, or somewhere else,
+ So that perforce you must needs stay a time.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS He doth me wrong to feed me with delays.
+ I'll dive into the burning lake below,
+ And pull her out of Acheron by the heels.
+ Marcus, we are but shrubs, no cedars we
+ No big-boned men framed of the Cyclops' size;
+ But metal, Marcus, steel to the very back,
+ Yet wrung with wrongs more than our backs can bear:
+ And, sith there's no justice in earth nor hell,
+ We will solicit heaven and move the gods
+ To send down Justice for to wreak our wrongs.
+ Come, to this gear. You are a good archer, Marcus;
+
+ [He gives them the arrows]
+
+ 'Ad Jovem,' that's for you: here, 'Ad Apollinem:'
+ 'Ad Martem,' that's for myself:
+ Here, boy, to Pallas: here, to Mercury:
+ To Saturn, Caius, not to Saturnine;
+ You were as good to shoot against the wind.
+ To it, boy! Marcus, loose when I bid.
+ Of my word, I have written to effect;
+ There's not a god left unsolicited.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Kinsmen, shoot all your shafts into the court:
+ We will afflict the emperor in his pride.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Now, masters, draw.
+
+ [They shoot]
+ O, well said, Lucius!
+ Good boy, in Virgo's lap; give it Pallas.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS My lord, I aim a mile beyond the moon;
+ Your letter is with Jupiter by this.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Ha, ha!
+ Publius, Publius, what hast thou done?
+ See, see, thou hast shot off one of Taurus' horns.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS This was the sport, my lord: when Publius shot,
+ The Bull, being gall'd, gave Aries such a knock
+ That down fell both the Ram's horns in the court;
+ And who should find them but the empress' villain?
+ She laugh'd, and told the Moor he should not choose
+ But give them to his master for a present.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Why, there it goes: God give his lordship joy!
+
+ [Enter a Clown, with a basket, and two pigeons in
+ it]
+
+ News, news from heaven! Marcus, the post is come.
+ Sirrah, what tidings? have you any letters?
+ Shall I have justice? what says Jupiter?
+
+Clown O, the gibbet-maker! he says that he hath taken
+ them down again, for the man must not be hanged till
+ the next week.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS But what says Jupiter, I ask thee?
+
+Clown Alas, sir, I know not Jupiter; I never drank with him
+ in all my life.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Why, villain, art not thou the carrier?
+
+Clown Ay, of my pigeons, sir; nothing else.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Why, didst thou not come from heaven?
+
+Clown From heaven! alas, sir, I never came there God
+ forbid I should be so bold to press to heaven in my
+ young days. Why, I am going with my pigeons to the
+ tribunal plebs, to take up a matter of brawl
+ betwixt my uncle and one of the emperial's men.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Why, sir, that is as fit as can be to serve for
+ your oration; and let him deliver the pigeons to
+ the emperor from you.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Tell me, can you deliver an oration to the emperor
+ with a grace?
+
+Clown Nay, truly, sir, I could never say grace in all my life.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Sirrah, come hither: make no more ado,
+ But give your pigeons to the emperor:
+ By me thou shalt have justice at his hands.
+ Hold, hold; meanwhile here's money for thy charges.
+ Give me pen and ink. Sirrah, can you with a grace
+ deliver a supplication?
+
+Clown Ay, sir.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Then here is a supplication for you. And when you
+ come to him, at the first approach you must kneel,
+ then kiss his foot, then deliver up your pigeons, and
+ then look for your reward. I'll be at hand, sir; see
+ you do it bravely.
+
+Clown I warrant you, sir, let me alone.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Sirrah, hast thou a knife? come, let me see it.
+ Here, Marcus, fold it in the oration;
+ For thou hast made it like an humble suppliant.
+ And when thou hast given it the emperor,
+ Knock at my door, and tell me what he says.
+
+Clown God be with you, sir; I will.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Come, Marcus, let us go. Publius, follow me.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT IV
+
+
+
+SCENE IV The same. Before the palace.
+
+
+ [Enter SATURNINUS, TAMORA, DEMETRIUS, CHIRON,
+ Lords, and others; SATURNINUS with the arrows in
+ his hand that TITUS shot]
+
+SATURNINUS Why, lords, what wrongs are these! was ever seen
+ An emperor in Rome thus overborne,
+ Troubled, confronted thus; and, for the extent
+ Of egal justice, used in such contempt?
+ My lords, you know, as know the mightful gods,
+ However these disturbers of our peace
+ Buz in the people's ears, there nought hath pass'd,
+ But even with law, against the willful sons
+ Of old Andronicus. And what an if
+ His sorrows have so overwhelm'd his wits,
+ Shall we be thus afflicted in his wreaks,
+ His fits, his frenzy, and his bitterness?
+ And now he writes to heaven for his redress:
+ See, here's to Jove, and this to Mercury;
+ This to Apollo; this to the god of war;
+ Sweet scrolls to fly about the streets of Rome!
+ What's this but libelling against the senate,
+ And blazoning our injustice every where?
+ A goodly humour, is it not, my lords?
+ As who would say, in Rome no justice were.
+ But if I live, his feigned ecstasies
+ Shall be no shelter to these outrages:
+ But he and his shall know that justice lives
+ In Saturninus' health, whom, if she sleep,
+ He'll so awake as she in fury shall
+ Cut off the proud'st conspirator that lives.
+
+TAMORA My gracious lord, my lovely Saturnine,
+ Lord of my life, commander of my thoughts,
+ Calm thee, and bear the faults of Titus' age,
+ The effects of sorrow for his valiant sons,
+ Whose loss hath pierced him deep and scarr'd his heart;
+ And rather comfort his distressed plight
+ Than prosecute the meanest or the best
+ For these contempts.
+
+ [Aside]
+
+ Why, thus it shall become
+ High-witted Tamora to gloze with all:
+ But, Titus, I have touched thee to the quick,
+ Thy life-blood out: if Aaron now be wise,
+ Then is all safe, the anchor's in the port.
+
+ [Enter Clown]
+
+ How now, good fellow! wouldst thou speak with us?
+
+Clown Yea, forsooth, an your mistership be emperial.
+
+TAMORA Empress I am, but yonder sits the emperor.
+
+Clown 'Tis he. God and Saint Stephen give you good den:
+ I have brought you a letter and a couple of pigeons here.
+
+ [SATURNINUS reads the letter]
+
+SATURNINUS Go, take him away, and hang him presently.
+
+Clown How much money must I have?
+
+TAMORA Come, sirrah, you must be hanged.
+
+Clown Hanged! by'r lady, then I have brought up a neck to
+ a fair end.
+
+ [Exit, guarded]
+
+SATURNINUS Despiteful and intolerable wrongs!
+ Shall I endure this monstrous villany?
+ I know from whence this same device proceeds:
+ May this be borne?--as if his traitorous sons,
+ That died by law for murder of our brother,
+ Have by my means been butcher'd wrongfully!
+ Go, drag the villain hither by the hair;
+ Nor age nor honour shall shape privilege:
+ For this proud mock I'll be thy slaughterman;
+ Sly frantic wretch, that holp'st to make me great,
+ In hope thyself should govern Rome and me.
+
+ [Enter AEMILIUS]
+
+ What news with thee, AEmilius?
+
+AEMILIUS Arm, arm, my lord;--Rome never had more cause.
+ The Goths have gather'd head; and with a power
+ high-resolved men, bent to the spoil,
+ They hither march amain, under conduct
+ Of Lucius, son to old Andronicus;
+ Who threats, in course of this revenge, to do
+ As much as ever Coriolanus did.
+
+SATURNINUS Is warlike Lucius general of the Goths?
+ These tidings nip me, and I hang the head
+ As flowers with frost or grass beat down with storms:
+ Ay, now begin our sorrows to approach:
+ 'Tis he the common people love so much;
+ Myself hath often over-heard them say,
+ When I have walked like a private man,
+ That Lucius' banishment was wrongfully,
+ And they have wish'd that Lucius were their emperor.
+
+TAMORA Why should you fear? is not your city strong?
+
+SATURNINUS Ay, but the citizens favor Lucius,
+ And will revolt from me to succor him.
+
+TAMORA King, be thy thoughts imperious, like thy name.
+ Is the sun dimm'd, that gnats do fly in it?
+ The eagle suffers little birds to sing,
+ And is not careful what they mean thereby,
+ Knowing that with the shadow of his wings
+ He can at pleasure stint their melody:
+ Even so mayst thou the giddy men of Rome.
+ Then cheer thy spirit : for know, thou emperor,
+ I will enchant the old Andronicus
+ With words more sweet, and yet more dangerous,
+ Than baits to fish, or honey-stalks to sheep,
+ When as the one is wounded with the bait,
+ The other rotted with delicious feed.
+
+SATURNINUS But he will not entreat his son for us.
+
+TAMORA If Tamora entreat him, then he will:
+ For I can smooth and fill his aged ear
+ With golden promises; that, were his heart
+ Almost impregnable, his old ears deaf,
+ Yet should both ear and heart obey my tongue.
+
+ [To AEmilius]
+
+ Go thou before, be our ambassador:
+ Say that the emperor requests a parley
+ Of warlike Lucius, and appoint the meeting
+ Even at his father's house, the old Andronicus.
+
+SATURNINUS AEmilius, do this message honourably:
+ And if he stand on hostage for his safety,
+ Bid him demand what pledge will please him best.
+
+AEMILIUS Your bidding shall I do effectually.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+TAMORA Now will I to that old Andronicus;
+ And temper him with all the art I have,
+ To pluck proud Lucius from the warlike Goths.
+ And now, sweet emperor, be blithe again,
+ And bury all thy fear in my devices.
+
+SATURNINUS Then go successantly, and plead to him.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE I Plains near Rome.
+
+
+ [Enter LUCIUS with an army of Goths, with drum and colours]
+
+LUCIUS Approved warriors, and my faithful friends,
+ I have received letters from great Rome,
+ Which signify what hate they bear their emperor
+ And how desirous of our sight they are.
+ Therefore, great lords, be, as your titles witness,
+ Imperious and impatient of your wrongs,
+ And wherein Rome hath done you any scath,
+ Let him make treble satisfaction.
+
+First Goth Brave slip, sprung from the great Andronicus,
+ Whose name was once our terror, now our comfort;
+ Whose high exploits and honourable deeds
+ Ingrateful Rome requites with foul contempt,
+ Be bold in us: we'll follow where thou lead'st,
+ Like stinging bees in hottest summer's day
+ Led by their master to the flowered fields,
+ And be avenged on cursed Tamora.
+
+All the Goths And as he saith, so say we all with him.
+
+LUCIUS I humbly thank him, and I thank you all.
+ But who comes here, led by a lusty Goth?
+
+ [Enter a Goth, leading AARON with his Child in his arms]
+
+Second Goth Renowned Lucius, from our troops I stray'd
+ To gaze upon a ruinous monastery;
+ And, as I earnestly did fix mine eye
+ Upon the wasted building, suddenly
+ I heard a child cry underneath a wall.
+ I made unto the noise; when soon I heard
+ The crying babe controll'd with this discourse:
+ 'Peace, tawny slave, half me and half thy dam!
+ Did not thy hue bewray whose brat thou art,
+ Had nature lent thee but thy mother's look,
+ Villain, thou mightst have been an emperor:
+ But where the bull and cow are both milk-white,
+ They never do beget a coal-black calf.
+ Peace, villain, peace!'--even thus he rates
+ the babe,--
+ 'For I must bear thee to a trusty Goth;
+ Who, when he knows thou art the empress' babe,
+ Will hold thee dearly for thy mother's sake.'
+ With this, my weapon drawn, I rush'd upon him,
+ Surprised him suddenly, and brought him hither,
+ To use as you think needful of the man.
+
+LUCIUS O worthy Goth, this is the incarnate devil
+ That robb'd Andronicus of his good hand;
+ This is the pearl that pleased your empress' eye,
+ And here's the base fruit of his burning lust.
+ Say, wall-eyed slave, whither wouldst thou convey
+ This growing image of thy fiend-like face?
+ Why dost not speak? what, deaf? not a word?
+ A halter, soldiers! hang him on this tree.
+ And by his side his fruit of bastardy.
+
+AARON Touch not the boy; he is of royal blood.
+
+LUCIUS Too like the sire for ever being good.
+ First hang the child, that he may see it sprawl;
+ A sight to vex the father's soul withal.
+ Get me a ladder.
+
+ [A ladder brought, which AARON is made to ascend]
+
+AARON Lucius, save the child,
+ And bear it from me to the empress.
+ If thou do this, I'll show thee wondrous things,
+ That highly may advantage thee to hear:
+ If thou wilt not, befall what may befall,
+ I'll speak no more but 'Vengeance rot you all!'
+
+LUCIUS Say on: an if it please me which thou speak'st
+ Thy child shall live, and I will see it nourish'd.
+
+AARON An if it please thee! why, assure thee, Lucius,
+ 'Twill vex thy soul to hear what I shall speak;
+ For I must talk of murders, rapes and massacres,
+ Acts of black night, abominable deeds,
+ Complots of mischief, treason, villanies
+ Ruthful to hear, yet piteously perform'd:
+ And this shall all be buried by my death,
+ Unless thou swear to me my child shall live.
+
+LUCIUS Tell on thy mind; I say thy child shall live.
+
+AARON Swear that he shall, and then I will begin.
+
+LUCIUS Who should I swear by? thou believest no god:
+ That granted, how canst thou believe an oath?
+
+AARON What if I do not? as, indeed, I do not;
+ Yet, for I know thou art religious
+ And hast a thing within thee called conscience,
+ With twenty popish tricks and ceremonies,
+ Which I have seen thee careful to observe,
+ Therefore I urge thy oath; for that I know
+ An idiot holds his bauble for a god
+ And keeps the oath which by that god he swears,
+ To that I'll urge him: therefore thou shalt vow
+ By that same god, what god soe'er it be,
+ That thou adorest and hast in reverence,
+ To save my boy, to nourish and bring him up;
+ Or else I will discover nought to thee.
+
+LUCIUS Even by my god I swear to thee I will.
+
+AARON First know thou, I begot him on the empress.
+
+LUCIUS O most insatiate and luxurious woman!
+
+AARON Tut, Lucius, this was but a deed of charity
+ To that which thou shalt hear of me anon.
+ 'Twas her two sons that murder'd Bassianus;
+ They cut thy sister's tongue and ravish'd her
+ And cut her hands and trimm'd her as thou saw'st.
+
+LUCIUS O detestable villain! call'st thou that trimming?
+
+AARON Why, she was wash'd and cut and trimm'd, and 'twas
+ Trim sport for them that had the doing of it.
+
+LUCIUS O barbarous, beastly villains, like thyself!
+
+AARON Indeed, I was their tutor to instruct them:
+ That codding spirit had they from their mother,
+ As sure a card as ever won the set;
+ That bloody mind, I think, they learn'd of me,
+ As true a dog as ever fought at head.
+ Well, let my deeds be witness of my worth.
+ I train'd thy brethren to that guileful hole
+ Where the dead corpse of Bassianus lay:
+ I wrote the letter that thy father found
+ And hid the gold within the letter mention'd,
+ Confederate with the queen and her two sons:
+ And what not done, that thou hast cause to rue,
+ Wherein I had no stroke of mischief in it?
+ I play'd the cheater for thy father's hand,
+ And, when I had it, drew myself apart
+ And almost broke my heart with extreme laughter:
+ I pry'd me through the crevice of a wall
+ When, for his hand, he had his two sons' heads;
+ Beheld his tears, and laugh'd so heartily,
+ That both mine eyes were rainy like to his :
+ And when I told the empress of this sport,
+ She swooned almost at my pleasing tale,
+ And for my tidings gave me twenty kisses.
+
+First Goth What, canst thou say all this, and never blush?
+
+AARON Ay, like a black dog, as the saying is.
+
+LUCIUS Art thou not sorry for these heinous deeds?
+
+AARON Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.
+ Even now I curse the day--and yet, I think,
+ Few come within the compass of my curse,--
+ Wherein I did not some notorious ill,
+ As kill a man, or else devise his death,
+ Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it,
+ Accuse some innocent and forswear myself,
+ Set deadly enmity between two friends,
+ Make poor men's cattle break their necks;
+ Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,
+ And bid the owners quench them with their tears.
+ Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,
+ And set them upright at their dear friends' doors,
+ Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;
+ And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,
+ Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,
+ 'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'
+ Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things
+ As willingly as one would kill a fly,
+ And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
+ But that I cannot do ten thousand more.
+
+LUCIUS Bring down the devil; for he must not die
+ So sweet a death as hanging presently.
+
+AARON If there be devils, would I were a devil,
+ To live and burn in everlasting fire,
+ So I might have your company in hell,
+ But to torment you with my bitter tongue!
+
+LUCIUS Sirs, stop his mouth, and let him speak no more.
+
+ [Enter a Goth]
+
+Third Goth My lord, there is a messenger from Rome
+ Desires to be admitted to your presence.
+
+LUCIUS Let him come near.
+
+ [Enter AEMILIUS]
+
+ Welcome, AEmilius what's the news from Rome?
+
+AEMILIUS Lord Lucius, and you princes of the Goths,
+ The Roman emperor greets you all by me;
+ And, for he understands you are in arms,
+ He craves a parley at your father's house,
+ Willing you to demand your hostages,
+ And they shall be immediately deliver'd.
+
+First Goth What says our general?
+
+LUCIUS AEmilius, let the emperor give his pledges
+ Unto my father and my uncle Marcus,
+ And we will come. March away.
+
+ [Exeunt]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE II Rome. Before TITUS's house.
+
+
+ [Enter TAMORA, DEMETRIUS, and CHIRON, disguised]
+
+TAMORA Thus, in this strange and sad habiliment,
+ I will encounter with Andronicus,
+ And say I am Revenge, sent from below
+ To join with him and right his heinous wrongs.
+ Knock at his study, where, they say, he keeps,
+ To ruminate strange plots of dire revenge;
+ Tell him Revenge is come to join with him,
+ And work confusion on his enemies.
+
+ [They knock]
+
+ [Enter TITUS, above]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Who doth molest my contemplation?
+ Is it your trick to make me ope the door,
+ That so my sad decrees may fly away,
+ And all my study be to no effect?
+ You are deceived: for what I mean to do
+ See here in bloody lines I have set down;
+ And what is written shall be executed.
+
+TAMORA Titus, I am come to talk with thee.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS No, not a word; how can I grace my talk,
+ Wanting a hand to give it action?
+ Thou hast the odds of me; therefore no more.
+
+TAMORA If thou didst know me, thou wouldest talk with me.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS I am not mad; I know thee well enough:
+ Witness this wretched stump, witness these crimson lines;
+ Witness these trenches made by grief and care,
+ Witness the tiring day and heavy night;
+ Witness all sorrow, that I know thee well
+ For our proud empress, mighty Tamora:
+ Is not thy coming for my other hand?
+
+TAMORA Know, thou sad man, I am not Tamora;
+ She is thy enemy, and I thy friend:
+ I am Revenge: sent from the infernal kingdom,
+ To ease the gnawing vulture of thy mind,
+ By working wreakful vengeance on thy foes.
+ Come down, and welcome me to this world's light;
+ Confer with me of murder and of death:
+ There's not a hollow cave or lurking-place,
+ No vast obscurity or misty vale,
+ Where bloody murder or detested rape
+ Can couch for fear, but I will find them out;
+ And in their ears tell them my dreadful name,
+ Revenge, which makes the foul offender quake.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Art thou Revenge? and art thou sent to me,
+ To be a torment to mine enemies?
+
+TAMORA I am; therefore come down, and welcome me.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Do me some service, ere I come to thee.
+ Lo, by thy side where Rape and Murder stands;
+ Now give me some surance that thou art Revenge,
+ Stab them, or tear them on thy chariot-wheels;
+ And then I'll come and be thy waggoner,
+ And whirl along with thee about the globe.
+ Provide thee two proper palfreys, black as jet,
+ To hale thy vengeful waggon swift away,
+ And find out murderers in their guilty caves:
+ And when thy car is loaden with their heads,
+ I will dismount, and by the waggon-wheel
+ Trot, like a servile footman, all day long,
+ Even from Hyperion's rising in the east
+ Until his very downfall in the sea:
+ And day by day I'll do this heavy task,
+ So thou destroy Rapine and Murder there.
+
+TAMORA These are my ministers, and come with me.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Are these thy ministers? what are they call'd?
+
+TAMORA Rapine and Murder; therefore called so,
+ Cause they take vengeance of such kind of men.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Good Lord, how like the empress' sons they are!
+ And you, the empress! but we worldly men
+ Have miserable, mad, mistaking eyes.
+ O sweet Revenge, now do I come to thee;
+ And, if one arm's embracement will content thee,
+ I will embrace thee in it by and by.
+
+ [Exit above]
+
+TAMORA This closing with him fits his lunacy
+ Whate'er I forge to feed his brain-sick fits,
+ Do you uphold and maintain in your speeches,
+ For now he firmly takes me for Revenge;
+ And, being credulous in this mad thought,
+ I'll make him send for Lucius his son;
+ And, whilst I at a banquet hold him sure,
+ I'll find some cunning practise out of hand,
+ To scatter and disperse the giddy Goths,
+ Or, at the least, make them his enemies.
+ See, here he comes, and I must ply my theme.
+
+ [Enter TITUS below]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Long have I been forlorn, and all for thee:
+ Welcome, dread Fury, to my woful house:
+ Rapine and Murder, you are welcome too.
+ How like the empress and her sons you are!
+ Well are you fitted, had you but a Moor:
+ Could not all hell afford you such a devil?
+ For well I wot the empress never wags
+ But in her company there is a Moor;
+ And, would you represent our queen aright,
+ It were convenient you had such a devil:
+ But welcome, as you are. What shall we do?
+
+TAMORA What wouldst thou have us do, Andronicus?
+
+DEMETRIUS Show me a murderer, I'll deal with him.
+
+CHIRON Show me a villain that hath done a rape,
+ And I am sent to be revenged on him.
+
+TAMORA Show me a thousand that have done thee wrong,
+ And I will be revenged on them all.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Look round about the wicked streets of Rome;
+ And when thou find'st a man that's like thyself.
+ Good Murder, stab him; he's a murderer.
+ Go thou with him; and when it is thy hap
+ To find another that is like to thee,
+ Good Rapine, stab him; he's a ravisher.
+ Go thou with them; and in the emperor's court
+ There is a queen, attended by a Moor;
+ Well mayst thou know her by thy own proportion,
+ for up and down she doth resemble thee:
+ I pray thee, do on them some violent death;
+ They have been violent to me and mine.
+
+TAMORA Well hast thou lesson'd us; this shall we do.
+ But would it please thee, good Andronicus,
+ To send for Lucius, thy thrice-valiant son,
+ Who leads towards Rome a band of warlike Goths,
+ And bid him come and banquet at thy house;
+ When he is here, even at thy solemn feast,
+ I will bring in the empress and her sons,
+ The emperor himself and all thy foes;
+ And at thy mercy shalt they stoop and kneel,
+ And on them shalt thou ease thy angry heart.
+ What says Andronicus to this device?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Marcus, my brother! 'tis sad Titus calls.
+
+ [Enter MARCUS]
+
+ Go, gentle Marcus, to thy nephew Lucius;
+ Thou shalt inquire him out among the Goths:
+ Bid him repair to me, and bring with him
+ Some of the chiefest princes of the Goths;
+ Bid him encamp his soldiers where they are:
+ Tell him the emperor and the empress too
+ Feast at my house, and he shall feast with them.
+ This do thou for my love; and so let him,
+ As he regards his aged father's life.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS This will I do, and soon return again.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+TAMORA Now will I hence about thy business,
+ And take my ministers along with me.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Nay, nay, let Rape and Murder stay with me;
+ Or else I'll call my brother back again,
+ And cleave to no revenge but Lucius.
+
+TAMORA [Aside to her sons] What say you, boys? will you
+ bide with him,
+ Whiles I go tell my lord the emperor
+ How I have govern'd our determined jest?
+ Yield to his humour, smooth and speak him fair,
+ And tarry with him till I turn again.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS [Aside] I know them all, though they suppose me mad,
+ And will o'erreach them in their own devices:
+ A pair of cursed hell-hounds and their dam!
+
+DEMETRIUS Madam, depart at pleasure; leave us here.
+
+TAMORA Farewell, Andronicus: Revenge now goes
+ To lay a complot to betray thy foes.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS I know thou dost; and, sweet Revenge, farewell.
+
+ [Exit TAMORA]
+
+CHIRON Tell us, old man, how shall we be employ'd?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Tut, I have work enough for you to do.
+ Publius, come hither, Caius, and Valentine!
+
+ [Enter PUBLIUS and others]
+
+PUBLIUS What is your will?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Know you these two?
+
+PUBLIUS The empress' sons, I take them, Chiron and Demetrius.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Fie, Publius, fie! thou art too much deceived;
+ The one is Murder, Rape is the other's name;
+ And therefore bind them, gentle Publius.
+ Caius and Valentine, lay hands on them.
+ Oft have you heard me wish for such an hour,
+ And now I find it; therefore bind them sure,
+ And stop their mouths, if they begin to cry.
+
+ [Exit]
+
+ [PUBLIUS, &c. lay hold on CHIRON and DEMETRIUS]
+
+CHIRON Villains, forbear! we are the empress' sons.
+
+PUBLIUS And therefore do we what we are commanded.
+ Stop close their mouths, let them not speak a word.
+ Is he sure bound? look that you bind them fast.
+
+ [Re-enter TITUS, with LAVINIA; he bearing a knife,
+ and she a basin]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Come, come, Lavinia; look, thy foes are bound.
+ Sirs, stop their mouths, let them not speak to me;
+ But let them hear what fearful words I utter.
+ O villains, Chiron and Demetrius!
+ Here stands the spring whom you have stain'd with mud,
+ This goodly summer with your winter mix'd.
+ You kill'd her husband, and for that vile fault
+ Two of her brothers were condemn'd to death,
+ My hand cut off and made a merry jest;
+ Both her sweet hands, her tongue, and that more dear
+ Than hands or tongue, her spotless chastity,
+ Inhuman traitors, you constrain'd and forced.
+ What would you say, if I should let you speak?
+ Villains, for shame you could not beg for grace.
+ Hark, wretches! how I mean to martyr you.
+ This one hand yet is left to cut your throats,
+ Whilst that Lavinia 'tween her stumps doth hold
+ The basin that receives your guilty blood.
+ You know your mother means to feast with me,
+ And calls herself Revenge, and thinks me mad:
+ Hark, villains! I will grind your bones to dust
+ And with your blood and it I'll make a paste,
+ And of the paste a coffin I will rear
+ And make two pasties of your shameful heads,
+ And bid that strumpet, your unhallow'd dam,
+ Like to the earth swallow her own increase.
+ This is the feast that I have bid her to,
+ And this the banquet she shall surfeit on;
+ For worse than Philomel you used my daughter,
+ And worse than Progne I will be revenged:
+ And now prepare your throats. Lavinia, come,
+
+ [He cuts their throats]
+
+ Receive the blood: and when that they are dead,
+ Let me go grind their bones to powder small
+ And with this hateful liquor temper it;
+ And in that paste let their vile heads be baked.
+ Come, come, be every one officious
+ To make this banquet; which I wish may prove
+ More stern and bloody than the Centaurs' feast.
+ So, now bring them in, for I'll play the cook,
+ And see them ready 'gainst their mother comes.
+
+ [Exeunt, bearing the dead bodies]
+
+
+
+
+ TITUS ANDRONICUS
+
+
+ACT V
+
+
+
+SCENE III Court of TITUS's house. A banquet set out.
+
+
+ [Enter LUCIUS, MARCUS, and Goths, with AARON prisoner]
+
+LUCIUS Uncle Marcus, since it is my father's mind
+ That I repair to Rome, I am content.
+
+First Goth And ours with thine, befall what fortune will.
+
+LUCIUS Good uncle, take you in this barbarous Moor,
+ This ravenous tiger, this accursed devil;
+ Let him receive no sustenance, fetter him
+ Till he be brought unto the empress' face,
+ For testimony of her foul proceedings:
+ And see the ambush of our friends be strong;
+ I fear the emperor means no good to us.
+
+AARON Some devil whisper curses in mine ear,
+ And prompt me, that my tongue may utter forth
+ The venomous malice of my swelling heart!
+
+LUCIUS Away, inhuman dog! unhallow'd slave!
+ Sirs, help our uncle to convey him in.
+
+ [Exeunt Goths, with AARON. Flourish within]
+
+ The trumpets show the emperor is at hand.
+
+ [Enter SATURNINUS and TAMORA, with AEMILIUS,
+ Tribunes, Senators, and others]
+
+SATURNINUS What, hath the firmament more suns than one?
+
+LUCIUS What boots it thee to call thyself a sun?
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Rome's emperor, and nephew, break the parle;
+ These quarrels must be quietly debated.
+ The feast is ready, which the careful Titus
+ Hath ordain'd to an honourable end,
+ For peace, for love, for league, and good to Rome:
+ Please you, therefore, draw nigh, and take your places.
+
+SATURNINUS Marcus, we will.
+
+ [Hautboys sound. The Company sit down at table]
+
+ [Enter TITUS dressed like a Cook, LAVINIA veiled,
+ Young LUCIUS, and others. TITUS places the dishes
+ on the table]
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Welcome, my gracious lord; welcome, dread queen;
+ Welcome, ye warlike Goths; welcome, Lucius;
+ And welcome, all: although the cheer be poor,
+ 'Twill fill your stomachs; please you eat of it.
+
+SATURNINUS Why art thou thus attired, Andronicus?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Because I would be sure to have all well,
+ To entertain your highness and your empress.
+
+TAMORA We are beholding to you, good Andronicus.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS An if your highness knew my heart, you were.
+ My lord the emperor, resolve me this:
+ Was it well done of rash Virginius
+ To slay his daughter with his own right hand,
+ Because she was enforced, stain'd, and deflower'd?
+
+SATURNINUS It was, Andronicus.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Your reason, mighty lord?
+
+SATURNINUS Because the girl should not survive her shame,
+ And by her presence still renew his sorrows.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS A reason mighty, strong, and effectual;
+ A pattern, precedent, and lively warrant,
+ For me, most wretched, to perform the like.
+ Die, die, Lavinia, and thy shame with thee;
+
+ [Kills LAVINIA]
+
+ And, with thy shame, thy father's sorrow die!
+
+SATURNINUS What hast thou done, unnatural and unkind?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Kill'd her, for whom my tears have made me blind.
+ I am as woful as Virginius was,
+ And have a thousand times more cause than he
+ To do this outrage: and it now is done.
+
+SATURNINUS What, was she ravish'd? tell who did the deed.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Will't please you eat? will't please your
+ highness feed?
+
+TAMORA Why hast thou slain thine only daughter thus?
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Not I; 'twas Chiron and Demetrius:
+ They ravish'd her, and cut away her tongue;
+ And they, 'twas they, that did her all this wrong.
+
+SATURNINUS Go fetch them hither to us presently.
+
+TITUS ANDRONICUS Why, there they are both, baked in that pie;
+ Whereof their mother daintily hath fed,
+ Eating the flesh that she herself hath bred.
+ 'Tis true, 'tis true; witness my knife's sharp point.
+
+ [Kills TAMORA]
+
+SATURNINUS Die, frantic wretch, for this accursed deed!
+
+ [Kills TITUS]
+
+LUCIUS Can the son's eye behold his father bleed?
+ There's meed for meed, death for a deadly deed!
+
+ [Kills SATURNINUS. A great tumult. LUCIUS, MARCUS,
+ and others go up into the balcony]
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS You sad-faced men, people and sons of Rome,
+ By uproar sever'd, like a flight of fowl
+ Scatter'd by winds and high tempestuous gusts,
+ O, let me teach you how to knit again
+ This scatter'd corn into one mutual sheaf,
+ These broken limbs again into one body;
+ Lest Rome herself be bane unto herself,
+ And she whom mighty kingdoms court'sy to,
+ Like a forlorn and desperate castaway,
+ Do shameful execution on herself.
+ But if my frosty signs and chaps of age,
+ Grave witnesses of true experience,
+ Cannot induce you to attend my words,
+
+ [To LUCIUS]
+
+ Speak, Rome's dear friend, as erst our ancestor,
+ When with his solemn tongue he did discourse
+ To love-sick Dido's sad attending ear
+ The story of that baleful burning night
+ When subtle Greeks surprised King Priam's Troy,
+ Tell us what Sinon hath bewitch'd our ears,
+ Or who hath brought the fatal engine in
+ That gives our Troy, our Rome, the civil wound.
+ My heart is not compact of flint nor steel;
+ Nor can I utter all our bitter grief,
+ But floods of tears will drown my oratory,
+ And break my utterance, even in the time
+ When it should move you to attend me most,
+ Lending your kind commiseration.
+ Here is a captain, let him tell the tale;
+ Your hearts will throb and weep to hear him speak.
+
+LUCIUS Then, noble auditory, be it known to you,
+ That cursed Chiron and Demetrius
+ Were they that murdered our emperor's brother;
+ And they it were that ravished our sister:
+ For their fell faults our brothers were beheaded;
+ Our father's tears despised, and basely cozen'd
+ Of that true hand that fought Rome's quarrel out,
+ And sent her enemies unto the grave.
+ Lastly, myself unkindly banished,
+ The gates shut on me, and turn'd weeping out,
+ To beg relief among Rome's enemies:
+ Who drown'd their enmity in my true tears.
+ And oped their arms to embrace me as a friend.
+ I am the turned forth, be it known to you,
+ That have preserved her welfare in my blood;
+ And from her bosom took the enemy's point,
+ Sheathing the steel in my adventurous body.
+ Alas, you know I am no vaunter, I;
+ My scars can witness, dumb although they are,
+ That my report is just and full of truth.
+ But, soft! methinks I do digress too much,
+ Citing my worthless praise: O, pardon me;
+ For when no friends are by, men praise themselves.
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Now is my turn to speak. Behold this child:
+
+ [Pointing to the Child in the arms of an Attendant]
+
+ Of this was Tamora delivered;
+ The issue of an irreligious Moor,
+ Chief architect and plotter of these woes:
+ The villain is alive in Titus' house,
+ And as he is, to witness this is true.
+ Now judge what cause had Titus to revenge
+ These wrongs, unspeakable, past patience,
+ Or more than any living man could bear.
+ Now you have heard the truth, what say you, Romans?
+ Have we done aught amiss,--show us wherein,
+ And, from the place where you behold us now,
+ The poor remainder of Andronici
+ Will, hand in hand, all headlong cast us down.
+ And on the ragged stones beat forth our brains,
+ And make a mutual closure of our house.
+ Speak, Romans, speak; and if you say we shall,
+ Lo, hand in hand, Lucius and I will fall.
+
+AEMILIUS Come, come, thou reverend man of Rome,
+ And bring our emperor gently in thy hand,
+ Lucius our emperor; for well I know
+ The common voice do cry it shall be so.
+
+All Lucius, all hail, Rome's royal emperor!
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Go, go into old Titus' sorrowful house,
+
+ [To Attendants]
+
+ And hither hale that misbelieving Moor,
+ To be adjudged some direful slaughtering death,
+ As punishment for his most wicked life.
+
+ [Exeunt Attendants]
+
+ [LUCIUS, MARCUS, and the others descend]
+
+All Lucius, all hail, Rome's gracious governor!
+
+LUCIUS Thanks, gentle Romans: may I govern so,
+ To heal Rome's harms, and wipe away her woe!
+ But, gentle people, give me aim awhile,
+ For nature puts me to a heavy task:
+ Stand all aloof: but, uncle, draw you near,
+ To shed obsequious tears upon this trunk.
+ O, take this warm kiss on thy pale cold lips,
+
+ [Kissing TITUS]
+
+ These sorrowful drops upon thy blood-stain'd face,
+ The last true duties of thy noble son!
+
+MARCUS ANDRONICUS Tear for tear, and loving kiss for kiss,
+ Thy brother Marcus tenders on thy lips:
+ O were the sum of these that I should pay
+ Countless and infinite, yet would I pay them!
+
+LUCIUS Come hither, boy; come, come, and learn of us
+ To melt in showers: thy grandsire loved thee well:
+ Many a time he danced thee on his knee,
+ Sung thee asleep, his loving breast thy pillow:
+ Many a matter hath he told to thee,
+ Meet and agreeing with thine infancy;
+ In that respect, then, like a loving child,
+ Shed yet some small drops from thy tender spring,
+ Because kind nature doth require it so:
+ Friends should associate friends in grief and woe:
+ Bid him farewell; commit him to the grave;
+ Do him that kindness, and take leave of him.
+
+Young LUCIUS O grandsire, grandsire! even with all my heart
+ Would I were dead, so you did live again!
+ O Lord, I cannot speak to him for weeping;
+ My tears will choke me, if I ope my mouth.
+
+ [Re-enter Attendants with AARON]
+
+AEMILIUS You sad Andronici, have done with woes:
+ Give sentence on this execrable wretch,
+ That hath been breeder of these dire events.
+
+LUCIUS Set him breast-deep in earth, and famish him;
+ There let him stand, and rave, and cry for food;
+ If any one relieves or pities him,
+ For the offence he dies. This is our doom:
+ Some stay to see him fasten'd in the earth.
+
+AARON O, why should wrath be mute, and fury dumb?
+ I am no baby, I, that with base prayers
+ I should repent the evils I have done:
+ Ten thousand worse than ever yet I did
+ Would I perform, if I might have my will;
+ If one good deed in all my life I did,
+ I do repent it from my very soul.
+
+LUCIUS Some loving friends convey the emperor hence,
+ And give him burial in his father's grave:
+ My father and Lavinia shall forthwith
+ Be closed in our household's monument.
+ As for that heinous tiger, Tamora,
+ No funeral rite, nor man m mourning weeds,
+ No mournful bell shall ring her burial;
+ But throw her forth to beasts and birds of prey:
+ Her life was beast-like, and devoid of pity;
+ And, being so, shall have like want of pity.
+ See justice done on Aaron, that damn'd Moor,
+ By whom our heavy haps had their beginning:
+ Then, afterwards, to order well the state,
+ That like events may ne'er it ruinate.
+
+ [Exeunt]
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/zad1.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/zad1.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..70c7ceb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/ask21_lista_13/zad1.c
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+void merge1(long src1[], long src2[], long dest[], long n) {
+ long i1 = 0, i2 = 0;
+ while (i1 < n && i2 < n)
+ *dest++ = src1[i1] < src2[i2] ? src2[i1++] : src2[i2++];
+}
+
+void merge2(long src1[], long src2[], long dest[], long n) {
+ long i1 = 0, i2 = 0;
+ while (i1 < n && i2 < n) {
+ int i1_c = i1, i2_c = i2;
+ int x = (src1[i1] < src2[i2]);
+ *dest++ = x * src2[i1] + (x^1) * src2[i2];
+ i1 += x;
+ i2 += x^1;
+ }
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista13/sum.txt b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/sum.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e69de29
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista13/sum.txt
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista2/ask21_lista_2.pdf b/semestr-4/ask/lista2/ask21_lista_2.pdf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e6df9d7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista2/ask21_lista_2.pdf
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista2/pom.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista2/pom.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..87d542d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista2/pom.c
@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <limits.h>
+
+char* utb(uint32_t x) {
+ static char rep[36];
+ int cnt = 34;
+ for (int i = 0; i < 32; i += 1) {
+ if (i > 0 && i % 8 == 0) {
+ rep[cnt] = ' ';
+ cnt -= 1;
+ }
+ rep[cnt] = (x & 1) + '0';
+ cnt -= 1;
+ x >>= 1;
+ }
+ rep[35] = '\0';
+ return rep;
+}
+
+void pb(uint32_t x) {
+ printf("%s : %d\n", utb(x), x);
+}
+
+// int main() {
+// /* Zadanie 1 */
+
+// int32_t x;
+// x = (1<<31);
+// printf("%d, %d, %d %d\n", x, (x > 0), x-1, (x - 1 < 0));
+// }
+
+int main() {
+ /* Zadanie 1 */
+ int32_t x;
+ scanf("%d", &x);
+ printf("%d %d\n", x*x, INT_MIN);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista3/ask21_lista_3.pdf b/semestr-4/ask/lista3/ask21_lista_3.pdf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d83e9f8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista3/ask21_lista_3.pdf
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista4/ask21_lista_4.pdf b/semestr-4/ask/lista4/ask21_lista_4.pdf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..87e0e4a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista4/ask21_lista_4.pdf
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista5/ask21_lista_5.pdf b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/ask21_lista_5.pdf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b8c1977
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/ask21_lista_5.pdf
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista5/puzzle3.s b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/puzzle3.s
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f625752
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/puzzle3.s
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+ .global puzzle3
+
+ .text
+puzzle3: # rdi: n; rsi: d
+ movl %edi, %edi # zeruje 32 starsze bity rdi
+ salq $32, %rsi # rsi <<= 32
+ movl $32, %edx # edx := 32
+ movl $0x80000000, %ecx # ecx := MIN_INT
+ xorl %eax, %eax # eax := 0
+.L3: addq %rdi, %rdi # rdi *= 2
+ movq %rdi, %r8 # r8 := rdi
+ subq %rsi, %r8 # r8 -= rsi
+ js .L2 # if r8 < 0 then jump to L2
+ orl %ecx, %eax # eax |= ecx
+ movq %r8, %rdi # rdi := r8
+.L2: shrl %ecx # ecx >>= 1
+ decl %edx # edx--
+ jne .L3 # if (edx != 0) then jump to L3
+ ret
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista5/puzzle4.s b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/puzzle4.s
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..16ca386
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/puzzle4.s
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+.global puzzle4
+
+.text
+puzzle4: # argumenty: rdi - long*, rsi - long, rdx - uint64, rcx - uint64
+ movq %rcx, %rax # rax := rcx
+ subq %rdx, %rax # rax -= rdx
+ shrq %rax # rax >>= 1; // ale logiczne!
+ addq %rdx, %rax # rax += rdx;
+ cmpq %rdx, %rcx # if rcx < rdx
+ jb .L5 # then jump to L5
+ movq (%rdi,%rax,8), %r8 # r8 = *(rdi + 8*rax)
+ cmpq %rsi, %r8 # if rsi == r8
+ je .L10 # then jump to L10
+ cmpq %rsi, %r8 # if (r8 - rsi < 0) <=> r8 < rsi
+ jg .L11 # then jump to L11
+ leaq 1(%rax), %rdx # rdx := rax + 1
+ call puzzle4 # call recursively puzzle4
+.L10: ret # return rax
+.L11: leaq -1(%rax), %rcx # rcx := rax - 1
+ call puzzle4 # call recursively puzzle4
+ ret # return rax
+.L5: movl $-1, %eax # eax := -1
+ ret # return rax
+
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista5/puzzle5.s b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/puzzle5.s
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..02c3aea
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/puzzle5.s
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+400590 <switch_prob>:
+400590: 48 83 subq $0x3c, %rsi # rsi -= 0x3c
+400594: 48 83 fe 0 cmpq $0x5, %rsi # if rsi > 0x5
+400598: 77 29 ja *0x4005c3 # then jump to line 16
+40059a: ff 24 f5 f8 06 40 00 jmpq *0x4006f8(,%rsi,8) # jump to 19 + rsi
+4005a1: 48 8d 04 fd 00 00 00 00 lea 0x0(,%rdi,8),%rax # rax := rdi * 8
+4005a9: c3 retq # return rax
+4005aa: 48 89 f8 movq %rdi,%rax # rax := rdi
+4005ad: 48 c1 f8 03 sarq $0x3,%rax # rax >>= 3 (arithmetic)
+4005b1: c3 retq # return rax
+4005b2: 48 89 f8 movq %rdi,%rax # rax := rdi
+4005b5: 48 c1 e0 04 shlq $0x4,%rax # rax <<= 4 (logic)
+4005b9: 48 29 f8 subq %rdi,%rax # rax -= rdi
+4005bc: 48 89 c7 movq %rax,%rdi # rdi := rax
+4005bf: 48 0f af ff imulq %rdi,%rdi # rdi *= rdi
+4005c3: 48 8d 47 4b leaq 0x4b(%rdi),%rax # rax := 0x4b + rdi
+4005c7: c3 retq # return rax
+
+0x4006f8: 0x4005a1 # line 6
+0x400700: 0x4005a1 # line 6
+0x400708: 0x4005b2 # line 11
+0x400710: 0x4005c3 # line 16
+0x400718: 0x4005aa # line 8
+0x400720: 0x4005bf # line 15
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad1.asm b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad1.asm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..22aef29
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad1.asm
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+puzzle: testl %esi, %esi
+ je .L4 ; jesli esi == 0, skocz do L4
+ xorl %edx, %edx ; edx := 0
+ xorl %eax, %eax ; eax := 0
+.L3: movl %edi, %ecx ; ecx := edi
+ andl $1, %ecx ; ecx &= 1
+ addl %ecx, %eax ; eax += eax
+ sarq %rdi ; rdi >>= 1
+ incl %edx, ; edx++
+ cmpl %edx, %esi ; edx - esi != 0? <=> edx != esi
+ jne .L3 ; jesli tak, skocz do L3
+ ret
+.L4 movl %esi, %eax ; return esi
+ ret
+
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad1.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad1.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9379bb2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad1.c
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+
+int puzzle(long x /* rdi */ , unsigned n /* rsi */) {
+ if (n == 0) {
+ return n;
+ }
+ int t = 0; // edx := 0
+ int result = 0; // eax := 0
+ do {
+ int m = x & 0xffffffff; // ecx := edi
+ m &= 1;
+ result += m;
+ x >>= 1;
+ t++;
+ } while (t != n);
+ return result; // ????
+}
+
+int main() {
+ long x;
+ unsigned n;
+ scanf("%ld%u", &x, &n);
+ return puzzle(x, n);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad1.s b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad1.s
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b935b9e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad1.s
@@ -0,0 +1,98 @@
+ .file "zad1.c"
+ .text
+ .p2align 4
+ .globl puzzle
+ .type puzzle, @function
+puzzle:
+.LFB23:
+ .cfi_startproc
+ endbr64
+ xorl %r8d, %r8d
+ testl %esi, %esi
+ je .L1
+ xorl %eax, %eax
+ .p2align 4,,10
+ .p2align 3
+.L3:
+ movl %edi, %edx
+ addl $1, %eax
+ sarq %rdi
+ andl $1, %edx
+ addl %edx, %r8d
+ cmpl %esi, %eax
+ jne .L3
+.L1:
+ movl %r8d, %eax
+ ret
+ .cfi_endproc
+.LFE23:
+ .size puzzle, .-puzzle
+ .section .rodata.str1.1,"aMS",@progbits,1
+.LC0:
+ .string "%ld%u"
+ .section .text.startup,"ax",@progbits
+ .p2align 4
+ .globl main
+ .type main, @function
+main:
+.LFB24:
+ .cfi_startproc
+ endbr64
+ subq $40, %rsp
+ .cfi_def_cfa_offset 48
+ leaq .LC0(%rip), %rdi
+ movq %fs:40, %rax
+ movq %rax, 24(%rsp)
+ xorl %eax, %eax
+ leaq 12(%rsp), %rdx
+ leaq 16(%rsp), %rsi
+ call __isoc99_scanf@PLT
+ movl 12(%rsp), %ecx
+ movq 16(%rsp), %rax
+ xorl %r8d, %r8d
+ testl %ecx, %ecx
+ je .L8
+ xorl %edx, %edx
+ .p2align 4,,10
+ .p2align 3
+.L10:
+ movl %eax, %esi
+ addl $1, %edx
+ sarq %rax
+ andl $1, %esi
+ addl %esi, %r8d
+ cmpl %ecx, %edx
+ jne .L10
+.L8:
+ movq 24(%rsp), %rax
+ xorq %fs:40, %rax
+ jne .L16
+ movl %r8d, %eax
+ addq $40, %rsp
+ .cfi_remember_state
+ .cfi_def_cfa_offset 8
+ ret
+.L16:
+ .cfi_restore_state
+ call __stack_chk_fail@PLT
+ .cfi_endproc
+.LFE24:
+ .size main, .-main
+ .ident "GCC: (Ubuntu 9.3.0-17ubuntu1~20.04) 9.3.0"
+ .section .note.GNU-stack,"",@progbits
+ .section .note.gnu.property,"a"
+ .align 8
+ .long 1f - 0f
+ .long 4f - 1f
+ .long 5
+0:
+ .string "GNU"
+1:
+ .align 8
+ .long 0xc0000002
+ .long 3f - 2f
+2:
+ .long 0x3
+3:
+ .align 8
+4:
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad2.asm b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad2.asm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7fe4364
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad2.asm
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+puzzle2:
+ movq %rdi, %rax ; rax := rdi
+.L3: movb (%rax), %r9b ; r9b := *rax
+ leaq 1(%rax), %r8 ; r8 := rax + 1
+ movq %rsi, %rdx ; rdx := *rsi
+.L2: movb (%rdx), %cl ; cl := *rdx
+ incq %rdx ; rdx++
+ testb %cl, %cl ; if (cl == 0)
+ je .L4 ; then jump to L4
+ cmpb %cl, %r9b ; if (cl != r9b)
+ jne .L2 ; then jump to L2
+ movq %r8, %rax ; rax := r8
+ jmp .L3 ; jump to L3
+.L4 subq %rdi, %rax ; rax -= rdi
+ ret \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad2.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad2.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ab9cb54
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad2.c
@@ -0,0 +1,44 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+
+long puzzle2(char *rdi /* rdi */, char *rsi /* rsi */) {
+ char *rax = rdi;
+L3:
+ char r9b = *rax;
+ char *r8 = rax + 1;
+ char *rdx = rsi;
+L2:
+ char cl = *rdx;
+ rdx++;
+ if (cl == 0) {
+ goto L4;
+ }
+ if (cl != r9b) {
+ goto L2;
+ }
+ rax = r8;
+ goto L3;
+L4:
+ return rax - rdi;
+}
+
+
+// funkcja sprawdza jaka jest pierwsza litera z s która nie występuje w d
+// jesli wszystkie występują, to zwróci długość s.
+long puzzle2_decoded(char *s /* rdi */, char *d /* rsi */) {
+ for (char *result = s ; ; result++) {
+ char first = *result;
+ char *crawl = d;
+ for (char *crawl = d; *crawl != first; crawl++) {
+ if (*crawl == 0) {
+ return result - s;
+ }
+ }
+ }
+}
+
+
+
+int main() {
+
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad3.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad3.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1ce9067
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad3.c
@@ -0,0 +1,60 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+
+uint32_t puzzle3(uint32_t n, uint32_t d);
+
+// uint32_t divv(uint32_t edi, uint32_t esi) {
+// uint64_t rdi = edi;
+// uint64_t rsi = esi;
+// rsi <<= 32;
+// uint8_t edx = 32;
+// uint32_t ecx = 0x80000000;
+// uint32_t eax = 0;
+// L3:
+// rdi += rdi;
+// int64_t r8 = rdi;
+// r8 -= rsi;
+// if (r8 < 0) {
+// goto L2;
+// }
+// eax |= ecx;
+// rdi = r8;
+// L2:
+// ecx >>= 1;
+// edx--;
+// if (edx != 0) {
+// goto L3;
+// }
+// return eax;
+// }
+
+uint32_t decoded(uint32_t n, uint32_t d) {
+ uint64_t N = n;
+ uint64_t D = (uint64_t)d << 32;
+
+ uint32_t bit = 0x80000000;
+ uint32_t result = 0;
+ for (uint32_t edx = 32; edx > 0; edx--) {
+ N += N;
+ if ((int64_t)(N - D) >= 0) {
+ result |= bit;
+ N -= D;
+ }
+ bit >>= 1;
+ }
+ return result;
+}
+
+int main() {
+ for (uint32_t n=0; n <= 1000; ++n) {
+ for (uint32_t d=1; d <= 1000; ++d) {
+ if (puzzle3(n,d) != decoded(n, d)) {
+ printf("%d %d\n", n, d);
+ printf("%u %u\n", puzzle3(n, d), decoded(n, d));
+ return 0;
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ printf("%d\n", puzzle3(1000000000, 2));
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad4.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad4.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a6927fb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad4.c
@@ -0,0 +1,66 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+
+int puzzle4(long *a, long v, uint64_t s, uint64_t e);
+
+long tab[100];
+
+int assembly_like(long *rdi, long rsi, uint64_t rdx, uint64_t rcx) {
+ uint64_t rax = rcx;
+ rax -= rdx;
+ rax >>= 1;
+ rax += rdx;
+ if (rcx < rdx) {
+ goto L5;
+ }
+ long r8 = *(rdi + rax*8);
+ if (rsi == r8) {
+ goto L10;
+ }
+ if (rsi > r8) {
+ goto L11;
+ }
+ rdx = rax + 1;
+ assembly_like(rdi, rsi, rdx, rcx);
+L10:
+ return (int)rax;
+L11:
+ rcx = rax - 1;
+ assembly_like(rdi, rsi, rdx, rcx);
+ return (int)rax;
+L5:
+ return -1;
+}
+
+
+// binsearch :)
+int decode(long *a, long v, uint64_t s, uint64_t e) {
+ int result = (e + s) / 2;
+ if (e < s) {
+ return -1;
+ }
+ long val = a[result];
+ if (v == val) {
+ return result;
+ }
+ if (v < val) {
+ e = result - 1;
+ }
+ else {
+ s = result + 1;
+ }
+ return decode(a, v, s, e);
+}
+
+int main() {
+ uint64_t n;
+ long v;
+ scanf("%ld %ld", &n, &v);
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ scanf("%ld", &tab[i]);
+ }
+ printf("%d\n", puzzle4(tab, v, 0, n-1));
+ printf("%d\n", decode(tab, v, 0, n-1));
+
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad5.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad5.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c1fe957
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista5/zad5.c
@@ -0,0 +1,54 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+
+long switch_prob(long rdi, long rsi) {
+ static void *array[] = { &&L1, &&L1, &&L2, &&L3, &&L4, &&L5 };
+ long rax;
+ rsi -= 0x3c;
+ if (rsi > 0x5) {
+ goto L3;
+ }
+ goto *array[rsi];
+L1:
+ rax = rdi * 8;
+ return rax;
+L4:
+ rax = rdi;
+ rax >>= 3;
+ retun rax;
+L2:
+ rax = rdi;
+ rax <<= 4;
+ rax -= rdi;
+ rdi = rax;
+L5:
+ rdi *= rdi;
+L3:
+ rax = 0x4b + rdi;
+ return rax;
+}
+
+long decode(long x, long n) {
+ long result;
+ n -= 0x3c;
+ switch (n)
+ {
+ case 0:
+ case 1:
+ return x + 8;
+ case 4:
+ return x >> 3;
+ case 2:
+ result = (x << 4) - x;
+ x = result;
+ case 5:
+ x *= x;
+ case 3:
+ default:
+ return 0x4b + x;
+ }
+}
+
+int main() {
+
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6a18d20
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle.c
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+```c=
+ 0: 55 pushq %rbp
+ 1: 48 89 e5 movq %rsp, %rbp
+ 4: 48 83 ec 10 subq $16, %rsp
+ 8: 48 89 e0 movq %rsp, %rax #wsk stosu to rax
+ b: 48 8d 0c fd 0f 00 00 00 leaq 15(,%rdi,8), %rcx #n * rozmiar longa + 15 do rcx (+15 to kwestia wyrównania/sufit)
+ 13: 48 83 e1 f0 andq $-16, %rcx #zerujemy ostatnie 4 bity
+ 17: 48 29 c8 subq %rcx, %rax #oblicz nowy wskaźnik stosu
+ 1a: 48 89 c4 movq %rax, %rsp #nowy wskaźnik wrzuć do rsp
+ 1d: 48 8d 4d f8 leaq -8(%rbp), %rcx
+ 21: 48 89 4c f8 f8 movq %rcx, -8(%rax,%rdi,8)
+ 26: 48 c7 45 f8 00 00 00 00 movq $0, -8(%rbp)
+ 2e: 48 85 ff testq %rdi, %rdi
+ 31: 7e 1d jle 29 <_aframe+0x50>
+ 33: 31 c9 xorl %ecx, %ecx
+ 35: 66 2e 0f 1f 84 00 00 00 00 00 nopw %cs:(%rax,%rax)
+ 3f: 90 nop
+ 40: 48 89 14 c8 movq %rdx, (%rax,%rcx,8)
+ 44: 48 ff c1 incq %rcx
+ 47: 48 39 cf cmpq %rcx, %rdi
+ 4a: 75 f4 jne -12 <_aframe+0x40>
+ 4c: 48 89 7d f8 movq %rdi, -8(%rbp)
+ 50: 48 8b 04 f0 movq (%rax,%rsi,8), %rax
+ 54: 48 8b 00 movq (%rax), %rax
+ 57: 48 89 ec movq %rbp, %rsp #powrót do poprzedniej ramki
+ 5a: 5d popq %rbp #wrzucenie do rbp poprzedniego adresu
+ 5b: c3 retq
+``` \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle.s b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle.s
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3a39398
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle.s
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+ .globl puzzle
+
+ .text
+puzzle:
+ push %rbp # adres koncu ramki, callee-saved
+ xorl %eax, %eax # zeruje %rax
+ mov %rsi, %rbp # rbp := rsi, czyli rbp := p
+ push %rbx # rbx na stos, callee-saved
+ mov %rdi, %rbx # rbx := rdi, czyli rbx := n
+ sub $24, %rsp # rsp -= 24, czyli przesun rsp o 3 bajty w dół
+ test %rdi, %rdi # rdi == 0?, czyli n == 0?
+ jle .L1 # jesli tak, skocz do L1
+ lea 8(%rsp), %rsi # w p.w. rsi := rsp + 8
+ lea (%rdi,%rdi), %rdi # rdi := 2*rdi
+ call puzzle # wywolanie rekurencyjne puzzle
+ add 8(%rsp), %rax # rax := rax + *(rsp + 8)
+ add %rax, %rbx # rbx := rbx + rax
+.L1: mov %rbx, (%rbp) # *rbp := rbx, czyli *p := rbx
+ add $24, %rsp # rsp := rsp + 24 (przesun adres stacka o 3 bajty)
+ pop %rbx # przywracamy rbx
+ pop %rbp # przywracamy rbp
+ ret
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle7.s b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle7.s
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6d26961
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle7.s
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+ .global puzzle7
+
+ .text
+puzzle7:
+ movq %rsi, -40(%rsp)
+ movq %rdx, -32(%rsp)
+ movq %rcx, -24(%rsp)
+ movq %r8, -16(%rsp)
+ movq %r9, -8(%rsp)
+ movl $8, -72(%rsp)
+ leaq 8(%rsp), %rax
+ movq %rax, -64(%rsp)
+ leaq -48(%rsp), %rax
+ movq %rax, -56(%rsp)
+ movl $0, %eax
+ jmp .L2
+.L3: movq -64(%rsp), %rdx
+ leaq 8(%rdx), %rcx
+ movq %rcx, -64(%rsp)
+.L4: addq (%rdx), %rax
+.L2: subq $1, %rdi
+ js .L6
+ cmpl $47, -72(%rsp)
+ ja .L3
+ movl -72(%rsp), %edx
+ addq -56(%rsp), %rdx
+ addl $8, -72(%rsp)
+ jmp .L4
+.L6: ret
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle8.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle8.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4d65f9d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle8.c
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+#include <limits.h>
+
+struct T {
+ long min;
+ long max;
+ long mean;
+};
+
+struct T puzzle8(long *a, long n);
+
+struct T decode(long *a, long n) {
+ long maks = LONG_MIN;
+ long mini = LONG_MAX;
+ long sum = 0;
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ if (maks < a[i]) maks = a[i];
+ if (mini > a[i]) mini = a[i];
+ sum += a[i];
+ }
+ struct T ret;
+ ret.min = mini;
+ ret.max = maks;
+ ret.mean = sum / n;
+ return ret;
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle8.s b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle8.s
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..cc3805d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/puzzle8.s
@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+# rdi - adres zwracanej struktury (niejawnie)
+# rsi - *a
+# rdx - n
+
+ .global puzzle8
+
+ .text
+puzzle8:
+ movq %rdx, %r11 # r11 := n
+ xorl %r10d, %r10d # r10 := 0
+ xorl %eax, %eax # rax := 0
+ movq $LONG_MIN, %r8 # r8 := 0x800...
+ movq $LONG_MAX, %r9 # r9 := 0x7ff...
+.L2: cmpq %r11, %r10 # if n <= r10
+ jge .L5 # then jump to L5, else
+ movq (%rsi,%r10,8), %rcx # rcx := a[r10]
+ cmpq %rcx, %r9 # if a[r10] < r9
+ cmovg %rcx, %r9 # then r9 = a[r10]
+ cmpq %rcx, %r8 # if a[r10] > r8
+ cmovl %rcx, %r8 # then r8 = a[r10]
+ addq %rcx, %rax # rax += a[r10]
+ incq %r10 # r10++
+ jmp .L2
+.L5: cqto # jeśli rax < 0 to niech rdx zaplonie
+ movq %r9, (%rdi) # rdi->0 := r9
+ idivq %r11 # podziel rax przez r11, efektywnie rax /= r11
+ movq %r8, 8(%rdi) # rdi->8 := r8
+ movq %rax, 16(%rdi) # rdi->16 := rax
+ movq %rdi, %rax # rax := rdi
+ ret \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista6/test.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/test.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8a84ac2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/test.c
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+
+int main() {
+ int32_t x = 0xc0000000;
+ int32_t y = x + x;
+
+ printf("%d, %d\n", x, y);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista6/zad7.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/zad7.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9072504
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista6/zad7.c
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+#include <stdarg.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+
+int wypisuj(int cnt, ...) {
+ va_list v;
+ va_start(v, cnt);
+ int sum = 0;
+ for (int i = 0; i < cnt; i++) {
+ sum += va_arg(v, int);
+ }
+ return sum;
+}
+
+int puzzle7(int cnt, ...);
+
+int main() {
+ printf("%d\n", puzzle7(10, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10));
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista7/eval.s b/semestr-4/ask/lista7/eval.s
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f7340a0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista7/eval.s
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+ .global eval
+
+ .text
+eval:
+ movq %rdi, %rax
+ movq 16(%rsp), %rcx
+ movq 24(%rsp), %rdx
+ movq (%rdx), %rsi
+ movq %rcx, %rdx
+ imulq %rsi, %rdx
+ movq %rdx, (%rdi)
+ movq 8(%rsp), %rdx
+ movq %rdx, %rdi
+ subq %rsi, %rdi
+ movq %rdi, 8(%rax)
+ subq %rcx, %rdx
+ movq %rdx, 16(%rax)
+ ret \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista7/wrap.s b/semestr-4/ask/lista7/wrap.s
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6f01dfc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista7/wrap.s
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+ .global wrap
+
+ .text
+wrap:
+ subq $72, %rsp
+ movq %rdx, (%rsp)
+ movq %rsp, %rdx
+ leaq 8(%rsp), %rax
+ pushq %rdx
+ pushq %rsi
+ pushq %rdi
+ movq %rax, %rdi
+ call eval
+ movq 40(%rsp), %rax
+ addq 32(%rsp), %rax
+ imulq 48(%rsp), %rax
+ addq $96, %rsp
+ ret \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista7/zad5.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista7/zad5.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d65cb4f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista7/zad5.c
@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+
+typedef struct A {
+ long u[2];
+ long *v;
+} SA;
+
+typedef struct B {
+ long p[2];
+ long q;
+} SB;
+
+SB eval(SA s);
+long wrap(long x, long y, long z);
+
+SB eval_decoded(SA a) {
+ SB ret;
+ ret.p[0] = a.u[1] * (*a.v);
+ ret.p[1] = a.u[0] - (*a.v);
+ ret.q = a.u[0] - a.u[1];
+ return ret;
+}
+
+long wrap_decoded(long x, long y, long z) {
+ SA a;
+ a.v = &z;
+ a.u[0] = x;
+ a.u[1] = y;
+ SB b = eval_decoded(a);
+ long result = (b.p[1] + b.p[0]) * b.q;
+ return result;
+}
+
+int main() {
+ printf("%ld\n", wrap(15, 16, 17));
+ printf("%ld\n", wrap_decoded(15, 16, 17));
+ return 0;
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista7/zad5.s b/semestr-4/ask/lista7/zad5.s
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e69de29
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista7/zad5.s
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista7/zad7.cpp b/semestr-4/ask/lista7/zad7.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..073224f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista7/zad7.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+struct Base {
+ Base(int n) : data(n) {}
+ int data;
+ virtual int doit(int n) { return n - data; }
+};
+struct Derived : Base {
+ Derived(int n) : Base(n + 1) {}
+ int doit(int n) { return n * data; }
+};
+
+int doit(Base *bp) {
+ return bp->doit(1);
+}
+
+int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
+ Base b = Base(10);
+ Derived d = Derived(20);
+ return doit(&b) + doit(&d);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista7/zad7.ll b/semestr-4/ask/lista7/zad7.ll
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a99e8d8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista7/zad7.ll
@@ -0,0 +1,174 @@
+; ModuleID = 'zad7.cpp'
+source_filename = "zad7.cpp"
+target datalayout = "e-m:e-p270:32:32-p271:32:32-p272:64:64-i64:64-f80:128-n8:16:32:64-S128"
+target triple = "x86_64-pc-linux-gnu"
+
+%struct.Base = type <{ i32 (...)**, i32, [4 x i8] }>
+%struct.Derived = type { %struct.Base.base, [4 x i8] }
+%struct.Base.base = type <{ i32 (...)**, i32 }>
+
+$_ZN4BaseC1Ei = comdat any
+
+$_ZN7DerivedC1Ei = comdat any
+
+$_ZN4BaseC2Ei = comdat any
+
+$_ZN4Base4doitEi = comdat any
+
+$_ZN7DerivedC2Ei = comdat any
+
+$_ZN7Derived4doitEi = comdat any
+
+$_ZTV4Base = comdat any
+
+$_ZTS4Base = comdat any
+
+$_ZTI4Base = comdat any
+
+$_ZTV7Derived = comdat any
+
+$_ZTS7Derived = comdat any
+
+$_ZTI7Derived = comdat any
+
+@_ZTV4Base = linkonce_odr unnamed_addr constant { [3 x i8*] } { [3 x i8*] [i8* null, i8* bitcast ({ i8*, i8* }* @_ZTI4Base to i8*), i8* bitcast (i32 (%struct.Base*, i32)* @_ZN4Base4doitEi to i8*)] }, comdat, align 8
+@_ZTVN10__cxxabiv117__class_type_infoE = external global i8*
+@_ZTS4Base = linkonce_odr constant [6 x i8] c"4Base\00", comdat, align 1
+@_ZTI4Base = linkonce_odr constant { i8*, i8* } { i8* bitcast (i8** getelementptr inbounds (i8*, i8** @_ZTVN10__cxxabiv117__class_type_infoE, i64 2) to i8*), i8* getelementptr inbounds ([6 x i8], [6 x i8]* @_ZTS4Base, i32 0, i32 0) }, comdat, align 8
+@_ZTV7Derived = linkonce_odr unnamed_addr constant { [3 x i8*] } { [3 x i8*] [i8* null, i8* bitcast ({ i8*, i8*, i8* }* @_ZTI7Derived to i8*), i8* bitcast (i32 (%struct.Derived*, i32)* @_ZN7Derived4doitEi to i8*)] }, comdat, align 8
+@_ZTVN10__cxxabiv120__si_class_type_infoE = external global i8*
+@_ZTS7Derived = linkonce_odr constant [9 x i8] c"7Derived\00", comdat, align 1
+@_ZTI7Derived = linkonce_odr constant { i8*, i8*, i8* } { i8* bitcast (i8** getelementptr inbounds (i8*, i8** @_ZTVN10__cxxabiv120__si_class_type_infoE, i64 2) to i8*), i8* getelementptr inbounds ([9 x i8], [9 x i8]* @_ZTS7Derived, i32 0, i32 0), i8* bitcast ({ i8*, i8* }* @_ZTI4Base to i8*) }, comdat, align 8
+
+; Function Attrs: noinline nounwind optnone
+define i32 @_Z4doitP4Base(%struct.Base* %bp) #0 {
+entry:
+ %bp.addr = alloca %struct.Base*, align 8
+ store %struct.Base* %bp, %struct.Base** %bp.addr, align 8
+ %0 = load %struct.Base*, %struct.Base** %bp.addr, align 8
+ %1 = bitcast %struct.Base* %0 to i32 (%struct.Base*, i32)***
+ %vtable = load i32 (%struct.Base*, i32)**, i32 (%struct.Base*, i32)*** %1, align 8
+ %vfn = getelementptr inbounds i32 (%struct.Base*, i32)*, i32 (%struct.Base*, i32)** %vtable, i64 0
+ %2 = load i32 (%struct.Base*, i32)*, i32 (%struct.Base*, i32)** %vfn, align 8
+ %call = call i32 %2(%struct.Base* %0, i32 1)
+ ret i32 %call
+}
+
+; Function Attrs: noinline norecurse nounwind optnone
+define i32 @main(i32 %argc, i8** %argv) #1 {
+entry:
+ %retval = alloca i32, align 4
+ %argc.addr = alloca i32, align 4
+ %argv.addr = alloca i8**, align 8
+ %b = alloca %struct.Base, align 8
+ %d = alloca %struct.Derived, align 8
+ store i32 0, i32* %retval, align 4
+ store i32 %argc, i32* %argc.addr, align 4
+ store i8** %argv, i8*** %argv.addr, align 8
+ call void @_ZN4BaseC1Ei(%struct.Base* %b, i32 10)
+ call void @_ZN7DerivedC1Ei(%struct.Derived* %d, i32 20)
+ %call = call i32 @_Z4doitP4Base(%struct.Base* %b)
+ %0 = bitcast %struct.Derived* %d to %struct.Base*
+ %call1 = call i32 @_Z4doitP4Base(%struct.Base* %0)
+ %add = add nsw i32 %call, %call1
+ ret i32 %add
+}
+
+; Function Attrs: noinline nounwind optnone
+define linkonce_odr void @_ZN4BaseC1Ei(%struct.Base* %this, i32 %n) unnamed_addr #0 comdat align 2 {
+entry:
+ %this.addr = alloca %struct.Base*, align 8
+ %n.addr = alloca i32, align 4
+ store %struct.Base* %this, %struct.Base** %this.addr, align 8
+ store i32 %n, i32* %n.addr, align 4
+ %this1 = load %struct.Base*, %struct.Base** %this.addr, align 8
+ %0 = load i32, i32* %n.addr, align 4
+ call void @_ZN4BaseC2Ei(%struct.Base* %this1, i32 %0)
+ ret void
+}
+
+; Function Attrs: noinline nounwind optnone
+define linkonce_odr void @_ZN7DerivedC1Ei(%struct.Derived* %this, i32 %n) unnamed_addr #0 comdat align 2 {
+entry:
+ %this.addr = alloca %struct.Derived*, align 8
+ %n.addr = alloca i32, align 4
+ store %struct.Derived* %this, %struct.Derived** %this.addr, align 8
+ store i32 %n, i32* %n.addr, align 4
+ %this1 = load %struct.Derived*, %struct.Derived** %this.addr, align 8
+ %0 = load i32, i32* %n.addr, align 4
+ call void @_ZN7DerivedC2Ei(%struct.Derived* %this1, i32 %0)
+ ret void
+}
+
+; Function Attrs: noinline nounwind optnone
+define linkonce_odr void @_ZN4BaseC2Ei(%struct.Base* %this, i32 %n) unnamed_addr #0 comdat align 2 {
+entry:
+ %this.addr = alloca %struct.Base*, align 8
+ %n.addr = alloca i32, align 4
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+ store i32 %1, i32* %data, align 8
+ ret void
+}
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+entry:
+ %this.addr = alloca %struct.Base*, align 8
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+ store %struct.Base* %this, %struct.Base** %this.addr, align 8
+ store i32 %n, i32* %n.addr, align 4
+ %this1 = load %struct.Base*, %struct.Base** %this.addr, align 8
+ %0 = load i32, i32* %n.addr, align 4
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+ %1 = load i32, i32* %data, align 8
+ %sub = sub nsw i32 %0, %1
+ ret i32 %sub
+}
+
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+entry:
+ %this.addr = alloca %struct.Derived*, align 8
+ %n.addr = alloca i32, align 4
+ store %struct.Derived* %this, %struct.Derived** %this.addr, align 8
+ store i32 %n, i32* %n.addr, align 4
+ %this1 = load %struct.Derived*, %struct.Derived** %this.addr, align 8
+ %0 = bitcast %struct.Derived* %this1 to %struct.Base*
+ %1 = load i32, i32* %n.addr, align 4
+ %add = add nsw i32 %1, 1
+ call void @_ZN4BaseC2Ei(%struct.Base* %0, i32 %add)
+ %2 = bitcast %struct.Derived* %this1 to i32 (...)***
+ store i32 (...)** bitcast (i8** getelementptr inbounds ({ [3 x i8*] }, { [3 x i8*] }* @_ZTV7Derived, i32 0, inrange i32 0, i32 2) to i32 (...)**), i32 (...)*** %2, align 8
+ ret void
+}
+
+; Function Attrs: noinline nounwind optnone
+define linkonce_odr i32 @_ZN7Derived4doitEi(%struct.Derived* %this, i32 %n) unnamed_addr #0 comdat align 2 {
+entry:
+ %this.addr = alloca %struct.Derived*, align 8
+ %n.addr = alloca i32, align 4
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+ store i32 %n, i32* %n.addr, align 4
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+
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index 0000000..97fbd4f
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+// extern long foo;
+
+int bar = 42;
+// long *foo_p = &foo;
+short dead[15];
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index 0000000..080d831
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+// extern int bar;
+
+long foo = 19;
+// int *bar_p = &bar;
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+#include <stdio.h>
+
+int main(void) {
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+ puts("second time");
+ return 0;
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new file mode 100644
index 0000000..39436f2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista8/mismatch-a.c
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/* mismatch-a.c */
+void p2(void);
+
+int main() {
+ p2();
+ return 0;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista8/mismatch-b.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista8/mismatch-b.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..451d5b3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista8/mismatch-b.c
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+/* mismatch-b.c */
+#include <stdio.h>
+
+char main;
+
+void p2() {
+ printf("0x%x\n", main);
+}
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new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c32961e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista8/odd.c
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+int is_even(long n);
+
+int is_odd(long n) {
+ if (n == 0)
+ return 0;
+ else
+ return is_even(n - 1);
+}
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new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6aca7b6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista8/relo3.c
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+int relo3(int val) {
+ switch (val) {
+ case 100:
+ return val;
+ case 101:
+ return val + 1;
+ case 103:
+ case 104:
+ return val + 3;
+ case 105:
+ return val + 5;
+ default:
+ return val + 6;
+ }
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista8/start.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista8/start.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a875ace
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista8/start.c
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+int is_even(long);
+
+void _start(void) {
+ asm volatile(
+ "syscall"
+ : /* no output */
+ : "a" (0x3c), "D" (is_even(42)));
+}
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new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3b0fb36
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista8/str-a.c
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+
+char *somestr(void);
+
+int main(void) {
+ char *s = somestr();
+ s[5] = '\0';
+ puts(s);
+ return 0;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista8/str-b.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista8/str-b.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..50101cb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista8/str-b.c
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <string.h>
+
+char *somestr(void) {
+ char *buf = malloc(sizeof("Hello, world!"));
+ strcpy(buf, "Hello, world!");
+ return buf;
+}
+
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista8/swap.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista8/swap.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e1966fd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista8/swap.c
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+extern int buf[];
+
+int *bufp0 = &buf[0];
+static int *bufp1;
+
+static void incr() {
+ static int count = 0;
+ count++;
+}
+
+void swap() {
+ int temp;
+ incr();
+ bufp1 = &buf[1];
+ temp = *bufp0;
+ *bufp0 = *bufp1;
+ *bufp1 = temp;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista9/gadget.s b/semestr-4/ask/lista9/gadget.s
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6d60a63
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista9/gadget.s
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+ .global gadget
+
+ .text
+
+# rax: 0x3c
+# rdi: 0
+# rdx: {NULL, ...}
+# rsi: path + '\n'
+gadget:
+ dec %rax # rax: 0x3c -> 0x3b (sys_execve)
+ mov %rdx, %rsi # rsi: argv = {NULL}
+ mov %rdi, %rdx # rdx: envp = NULL
+ lea 16(%rsp),%rdi # rdi: path
+ ret
+
+# vim: ft=gas
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista9/lazy.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista9/lazy.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..fb08cf7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista9/lazy.c
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+
+int main(void) {
+ puts("first time");
+ puts("second time");
+ return 0;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista9/lista_9.tgz b/semestr-4/ask/lista9/lista_9.tgz
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5e5c6f4
--- /dev/null
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diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista9/relo3.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista9/relo3.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6aca7b6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista9/relo3.c
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+int relo3(int val) {
+ switch (val) {
+ case 100:
+ return val;
+ case 101:
+ return val + 1;
+ case 103:
+ case 104:
+ return val + 3;
+ case 105:
+ return val + 5;
+ default:
+ return val + 6;
+ }
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/ask/lista9/ropex.c b/semestr-4/ask/lista9/ropex.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dbeae12
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista9/ropex.c
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+#include <stdbool.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+
+/* Get string from stdin */
+void readline(FILE *in, char *p) {
+ int c;
+ while (true) {
+ c = fgetc(in);
+ if (c == EOF || c == '\n')
+ break;
+ *p++ = c;
+ }
+ *p = '\0';
+}
+
+void echo(FILE *in) {
+ char buf[48];
+ readline(in, buf);
+ puts(buf);
+}
+
+int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
+ FILE *in = NULL;
+ if (argc == 2)
+ in = fopen(argv[1], "rb");
+ if (in == NULL)
+ in = stdin;
+ echo(in);
+ return 0;
+}
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new file mode 100644
index 0000000..902773e
--- /dev/null
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index 0000000..8deabfe
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index 0000000..1dae111
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista9/test.c
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+void foobar() {}
+
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+ char a[3]; int b; long c; float pi;
+} baz = { "abc", 42, -3, 1.4142 };
+
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index 0000000..5e60585
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/ask/lista9/test.s
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+ .file "test.c"
+ .text
+ .globl foobar
+ .type foobar, @function
+foobar:
+.LFB0:
+ .cfi_startproc
+ endbr64
+ pushq %rbp
+ .cfi_def_cfa_offset 16
+ .cfi_offset 6, -16
+ movq %rsp, %rbp
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+ nop
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+ ret
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+baz:
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+ .long 4f - 1f
+ .long 5
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+ .long 0xc0000002
+ .long 3f - 2f
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+++ b/semestr-4/ask/zadanie1/rozw.c
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+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+
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+ 0x5555555555555555LL,
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+};
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+ x = ((x & C[1]) << 2) | ((x >> 2) & C[1]);
+ x = ((x & C[2]) << 4) | ((x >> 4) & C[2]);
+ x = ((x & C[3]) << 8) | ((x >> 8) & C[3]);
+ x = ((x & C[4]) << 16) | ((x >> 16) & C[4]);
+ x = ((x & C[5]) << 32) | ((x >> 32) & C[5]);
+ return x;
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+#include<bits/stdc++.h>
+#define fi first
+#define se second
+using namespace std;
+const int N=1e5;
+vector<int> e[N+10];
+int g[N+10];
+int dfs(int x,int k)
+{
+ int ans=0;
+ g[x]=0;
+ for(auto v:e[x])
+ {
+ ans+=dfs(v,k);
+ if(g[v]+1==k)
+ {
+ if(x!=1)
+ ans++;
+ g[v]=-1;
+ }
+ g[x]=max(g[x],g[v]+1);
+ }
+ return ans;
+}
+int main()
+{
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ cin.tie(NULL);
+ cout.tie(NULL);
+ int n,k;
+ cin>>n>>k;
+ for(int i=1;i<n;i++)
+ {
+ int a,b;
+ cin>>a>>b;
+ e[b].push_back(a);
+ }
+ cout<<dfs(1,k)<<"\n";
+ return 0;
+}
+
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+CC=gcc
+CFLAGS=-std=gnu17 -O2 -Wall -Wextra
+TARGET=traceroute
+
+all: $(TARGET)
+
+$(TARGET): $(TARGET).o
+ $(CC) -o $(TARGET) $(TARGET).o
+
+
+$(TARGET).o: $(TARGET).c
+ $(CC) $(CFLAGS) -c $(TARGET).c
+
+distclean:
+ $(RM) $(TARGET)
+ $(RM) $(TARGET).o
+
+clean:
+ $(RM) $(TARGET).o
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+/* Pracownia programistyczna nr 1 - traceroute
+ * Imię i nazwisko: Franciszek Malinka
+ * Nr indeksu: 316093
+ */
+
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <netinet/ip.h>
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <strings.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <netinet/ip_icmp.h>
+#include <assert.h>
+#include <time.h>
+#include <sys/types.h>
+#include <unistd.h>
+#include <stdbool.h>
+
+#define MAX_TTL 30
+#define MESSAGES_PER_TTL 3
+#define NO_MESSAGES -1
+#define TOO_FEW_MESSAGES -2137
+
+void print_as_bytes (unsigned char* buff, ssize_t length)
+{
+ for (ssize_t i = 0; i < length; i++, buff++)
+ printf ("%.2x ", *buff);
+}
+
+void debug_received(uint8_t *buffer, struct sockaddr_in *sender, int packet_len) {
+ char ip_str[20];
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &(sender->sin_addr), ip_str, sizeof(ip_str));
+
+ printf("IP packet with ICMP content from: %s\n", ip_str);
+ struct ip* ip_header = (struct ip*) buffer;
+ ssize_t ip_header_len = 4 * ip_header->ip_hl;
+
+ printf ("IP header: ");
+ print_as_bytes (buffer, ip_header_len);
+ printf("\n");
+
+ printf ("IP data: ");
+ print_as_bytes (buffer + ip_header_len, packet_len - ip_header_len);
+ printf("\n\n");
+}
+
+struct sockaddr_in get_sockaddr_from_ip(char *ip) {
+ struct sockaddr_in sock;
+ bzero(&sock, sizeof(sock));
+ sock.sin_family = AF_INET;
+ if (!inet_pton(AF_INET, ip, &sock.sin_addr)) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Given ip is invalid: %s\n", ip);
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ return sock;
+}
+
+int create_raw_icmp_socket() {
+ int sockfd = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_RAW, IPPROTO_ICMP);
+ if (sockfd < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "socket error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ return sockfd;
+}
+
+uint16_t compute_icmp_checksum(const void *buff, int length)
+{
+ uint32_t sum;
+ const uint16_t* ptr = buff;
+ assert (length % 2 == 0);
+ for (sum = 0; length > 0; length -= 2)
+ sum += *ptr++;
+ sum = (sum >> 16) + (sum & 0xffff);
+ return (uint16_t)(~(sum + (sum >> 16)));
+}
+
+struct icmp create_icmp_header(uint16_t seq) {
+ struct icmp header;
+ header.icmp_type = ICMP_ECHO;
+ header.icmp_code = 0;
+ header.icmp_id = (uint16_t)getpid();
+ header.icmp_seq = seq;
+ header.icmp_cksum = 0;
+ header.icmp_cksum = compute_icmp_checksum(
+ (uint16_t*)&header, sizeof(header));
+
+ return header;
+}
+
+void send_icmp_packet(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in *destination, int ttl) {
+ struct icmp header = create_icmp_header(ttl);
+ setsockopt(sockfd, IPPROTO_IP, IP_TTL, &ttl, sizeof(int));
+
+ ssize_t bytes_sent = sendto(
+ sockfd,
+ &header,
+ sizeof(header),
+ 0,
+ (struct sockaddr*)destination,
+ sizeof(*destination)
+ );
+ if (bytes_sent == -1) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Error while sending ICMP packet: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+}
+
+/* Return ip address of the sender of recceived package */
+ssize_t recv_packet(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in *sender, uint8_t *buffer) {
+ socklen_t sender_len = sizeof(*sender);
+ ssize_t packet_len = recvfrom(sockfd, buffer, IP_MAXPACKET, 0,
+ (struct sockaddr*)sender, &sender_len);
+
+ if (packet_len == -1) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Error while recieving a packet: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ return packet_len;
+}
+
+void send_icmp_requests(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in *destination, int ttl, int tries) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < tries; i++) {
+ send_icmp_packet(sockfd, destination, ttl);
+ }
+}
+
+int try_select(int sockfd, struct timeval *tv) {
+ fd_set descriptors;
+ FD_ZERO(&descriptors);
+ FD_SET(sockfd, &descriptors);
+ return select(sockfd+1, &descriptors, NULL, NULL, tv);
+}
+
+void pretty_print_router(int ttl, struct in_addr *senders, float mean_wait_time, int messages_received) {
+ char ip_str[20];
+ printf("%d.\t", ttl);
+ if (messages_received == 0) {
+ printf("*\n");
+ }
+ else {
+ for (int i = 0; i < messages_received; i++) {
+ bool already_printed = false;
+ for (int j = 0; j < i; j++) {
+ if (senders[i].s_addr == senders[j].s_addr) {
+ already_printed = true;
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+ if (already_printed) continue;
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, senders + i, ip_str, sizeof(ip_str));
+ printf("%-15s ", ip_str);
+ }
+ if (messages_received < MESSAGES_PER_TTL) printf("\t???\n");
+ else printf("\t%.2fms\n", mean_wait_time);
+ }
+}
+
+// This function decapsulates important data from the IMCP replies
+void get_important_data(uint8_t *buffer, uint8_t *code, uint16_t *id, uint16_t *seq) {
+ struct ip* ip_header = (struct ip*) buffer;
+ ssize_t offset = 4 * ip_header->ip_hl;
+ *code = ((struct icmp *)(buffer + offset))->icmp_type;
+ if (*code != ICMP_ECHOREPLY && *code != ICMP_TIMXCEED) {
+ return;
+ } else if (*code == ICMP_TIMXCEED) {
+ offset += ICMP_MINLEN;
+ offset += 4 * ((struct ip *)(buffer + offset))->ip_hl;
+ *seq = ((struct icmp *)(buffer + offset))->icmp_seq;
+ *id = ((struct icmp *)(buffer + offset))->icmp_id;
+ } else {
+ *seq = ((struct icmp *)(buffer + offset))->icmp_seq;
+ *id = ((struct icmp *)(buffer + offset))->icmp_id;
+ }
+}
+
+// timeout in milliseconds
+float get_replies(int sockfd, long timeout, int ttl, int *messages_received, struct in_addr *senders) {
+ struct sockaddr_in sender;
+ uint8_t buffer[IP_MAXPACKET];
+ int ready;
+ long mean_wait_time = 0;
+ struct timeval tv; tv.tv_sec = timeout / 1000; tv.tv_usec = 0;
+ *messages_received = 0;
+
+ while ((ready = try_select(sockfd, &tv))) {
+ if (ready < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Select error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+
+ recv_packet(sockfd, &sender, buffer);
+ uint8_t icmp_code = 0;
+ uint16_t seq = 0, id = 0;
+
+ get_important_data(buffer, &icmp_code, &id, &seq);
+ if (seq == ttl) {
+ senders[(*messages_received)++] = sender.sin_addr;
+ mean_wait_time += timeout * 1000 - tv.tv_usec;
+
+ if (*messages_received == MESSAGES_PER_TTL) break;
+ }
+ }
+ // changing from microseconds to miliseconds
+ return (float)mean_wait_time / 3.0 / 1000.0;
+}
+
+// Core of the program.
+void traceroute(struct sockaddr_in *destination) {
+ int sockfd = create_raw_icmp_socket(), messages_received = 0;
+ struct in_addr senders[MESSAGES_PER_TTL];
+
+ for (int ttl = 1; ttl <= MAX_TTL; ++ttl) {
+ send_icmp_requests(sockfd, destination, ttl, MESSAGES_PER_TTL);
+ float mean_wait_time = get_replies(sockfd, 1000, ttl, &messages_received, senders);
+ pretty_print_router(ttl, senders, mean_wait_time, messages_received);
+
+ // what if our packet branched and we got to the destination faster by some path?
+ // we gotta make a loop, not an if
+ for (int i = 0; i < messages_received; i++) {
+ if (senders[i].s_addr == destination->sin_addr.s_addr) {
+ return;
+ }
+ }
+ }
+}
+
+int main(int argc, char * argv[]) {
+ if (argc < 2) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Usage:\n\t%s [host ip]\n", argv[0]);
+ return 1;
+ }
+
+ struct sockaddr_in destination = get_sockaddr_from_ip(argv[1]);
+ fprintf(stdout, "traceroute to %s, %d hops max\n", argv[1], MAX_TTL);
+ traceroute(&destination);
+
+ return 0;
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka.tar.xz b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka.tar.xz
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ac3b1f7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka.tar.xz
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/config.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/config.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ee4eac0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/config.h
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+#ifndef CONFIG_H
+#define CONFIG_H
+
+#define SERVER_PORT 54321
+#define TURN_LEN_S 20
+
+#define INFINITY_DIST 16
+#define REACHABILITY_WAIT_TIME 3
+
+#define DV_DATAGRAM_LEN 9
+
+#define TURN_LEN_MS (1000 * TURN_LEN_S)
+#define TURN_LEN_US (1000000 * TURN_LEN_S)
+
+#endif
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/dist_vector.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/dist_vector.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..74ae82e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/dist_vector.c
@@ -0,0 +1,114 @@
+/*
+ * Program: router
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka, 316093
+ */
+
+#include "dist_vector.h"
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <time.h>
+#include <string.h>
+
+bool is_connected_directly(struct vector_item item) {
+ return item.is_connected_directly;
+}
+
+bool is_reachable(struct vector_item item) {
+ return (item.distance < INFINITY_DIST);
+}
+
+void init_dv(list_t *dv, int n_cnt, struct network_addr *neighbours) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < n_cnt; i++) {
+ struct vector_item new_item;
+ new_item.network = neighbours[i];
+ new_item.distance = INFINITY_DIST;
+ new_item.is_connected_directly = true;
+ insert(dv, &new_item, sizeof(new_item));
+ }
+}
+
+void update_dv_reachability(list_t *distance_vector) {
+ reset(distance_vector);
+ while (distance_vector->it != NULL) {
+ struct vector_item *current = (struct vector_item *)distance_vector->it->data;
+ if(++current->reachable > REACHABILITY_WAIT_TIME) {
+ if (current->distance >= INFINITY_DIST) {
+ if (!is_connected_directly(*current)) {
+ erase_it(distance_vector);
+ }
+ } else {
+ current->distance = INFINITY_DIST;
+ current->reachable = 0;
+ }
+ }
+ iterate(distance_vector);
+ }
+}
+
+void update_dv_new_item(list_t *distance_vector, struct vector_item new_item) {
+ bool new_entry = true;
+ reset(distance_vector);
+ while (distance_vector->it != NULL) {
+ struct vector_item *current = (struct vector_item *)distance_vector->it->data;
+
+ /* If the network is already in the distance vector, then we possibly want to change it:
+ * - if the new item has better distance than the previous one, then we just want to change it no matter what,
+ * - if the new item has the same via ip, then we want to check two things:
+ * - if new item has infinity dist, then we want to set infinity (if it wasn't set, then we want to change reachable to 0)
+ * - if new item has < inf dist, then we want to change reachable to 0 and set our dist accordingly.
+ * - else we ignore the entry.
+ */
+ if (get_network_address(current->network).s_addr == get_network_address(new_item.network).s_addr) {
+ if (current->distance > new_item.distance) {
+ *current = new_item;
+ current->reachable = 0;
+ } else if(current->via_ip.s_addr == new_item.via_ip.s_addr) {
+ if (new_item.distance >= INFINITY_DIST) {
+ if (current->distance < INFINITY_DIST) {
+ current->distance = INFINITY_DIST;
+ current->reachable = 0;
+ }
+ } else {
+ current->distance = new_item.distance;
+ current->reachable = 0;
+ }
+ }
+ new_entry = false;
+ }
+
+ iterate(distance_vector);
+ }
+
+ if (new_entry && new_item.reachable < INFINITY_DIST) {
+ insert(distance_vector, &new_item, sizeof(new_item));
+ }
+}
+
+void print_dv(list_t *distance_vector) {
+ time_t rawtime;
+ struct tm * timeinfo;
+
+ time ( &rawtime );
+ timeinfo = localtime ( &rawtime );
+ char t[100];
+ strcpy(t, asctime(timeinfo));
+ t[strlen(t) - 1] = 0;
+ printf("Distance vector [%s]:\n", t);
+ reset(distance_vector);
+ while (distance_vector->it != NULL) {
+ char addr[20], via_addr[20];
+ struct vector_item current = *(struct vector_item *)distance_vector->it->data;
+ struct in_addr net_addr = get_network_address(current.network);
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &net_addr, addr, sizeof(addr));
+ printf("%s/%d ", addr, current.network.netmask);
+
+ if (is_reachable(current)) printf("distance %d ", current.distance);
+ else printf("unreachable ");
+
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &current.via_ip, via_addr, sizeof(via_addr));
+ if (is_connected_directly(current)) printf("connected directly\n");
+ else printf("via %s\n", via_addr);
+
+ iterate(distance_vector);
+ }
+ printf("\n");
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/dist_vector.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/dist_vector.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..14159b4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/dist_vector.h
@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+#ifndef DIST_VECTOR_H
+#define DIST_VECTOR_H
+
+#include "linked_list.h"
+#include "network_addr.h"
+#include "config.h"
+
+/* Item of the distance vector.
+ * If <<reachable>> is set to 0, then it means that the network is reachable.
+ * If <<reachable>> has positive value, then it indicates that the network was
+ * unreachable for <<reachable>> turns.
+ */
+struct vector_item {
+ struct network_addr network;
+ struct in_addr via_ip;
+ uint16_t distance;
+ uint8_t reachable;
+ bool is_connected_directly;
+};
+
+/* Initis distance vector with given neighbours array. */
+void init_dv(list_t *dv, int n_cnt, struct network_addr *neighbours);
+
+/* Returns true if given distance vector item is connected directly, false otherwise. */
+bool is_connected_directly(struct vector_item item);
+
+/* Updates the distance vector. */
+void update_dv_new_item(list_t *distance_vector, struct vector_item new_item);
+
+/* Updates reachabilities. */
+void update_dv_reachability(list_t *distance_vector);
+
+/* Print distance vector. */
+void print_dv(list_t *distance_vector);
+
+#endif \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/linked_list.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/linked_list.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..16113ac
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/linked_list.c
@@ -0,0 +1,79 @@
+/*
+ * Program: router
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka, 316093
+ */
+
+#include "linked_list.h"
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+
+node_t *_next(node_t *node) {
+ return (node == NULL) ? NULL : node->next;
+}
+
+void _insert(node_t **head, void *data, size_t data_size) {
+ node_t *new_node = (node_t *)malloc(sizeof(node_t));
+ new_node->data = malloc(data_size);
+ for (int i = 0; i < data_size; i++)
+ *(uint8_t *)(new_node->data + i) = *(uint8_t *)(data + i);
+ new_node->next = *head;
+ *head = new_node;
+}
+
+void _free_node(node_t *node) {
+ free(node->data);
+ free(node);
+}
+
+void _erase(node_t **head) {
+ node_t *next_node = _next(*head);
+ _free_node(*head);
+ *head = next_node;
+}
+
+void _free_list(node_t *head) {
+ if (head == NULL) return;
+ _free_list(head->next);
+ _free_node(head);
+}
+
+list_t create_list() {
+ list_t ret;
+ ret.head = NULL;
+ ret.it = NULL;
+ return ret;
+}
+
+void insert(list_t *list, void *data, size_t data_size) {
+ _insert(&list->head, data, data_size);
+}
+
+void erase(list_t *list) {
+ _erase(&list->head);
+}
+
+void erase_it(list_t *list) {
+ if(list->it == NULL) return;
+ if(list->prev_it == NULL) {
+ erase(list);
+ reset(list);
+ return;
+ }
+ list->prev_it->next = _next(list->it);
+ _free_node(list->it);
+ list->it = list->prev_it->next;
+}
+
+void iterate(list_t *list) {
+ list->prev_it = list->it;
+ list->it = _next(list->it);
+}
+
+void reset(list_t *list) {
+ list->prev_it = NULL;
+ list->it = list->head;
+}
+
+void free_list(list_t *list) {
+ _free_list(list->head);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/linked_list.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/linked_list.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1574b2f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/linked_list.h
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+#ifndef LINKED_LIST_H
+#define LINKED_LIST_H
+
+#include <stddef.h>
+
+typedef struct node {
+ void *data;
+ struct node *next;
+} node_t;
+
+
+typedef struct list_t {
+ node_t *head;
+ node_t *it;
+ node_t *prev_it;
+} list_t;
+
+/* Creates an empty list. */
+list_t create_list();
+
+/* Insert a new node in the begining of a list. */
+void insert(list_t *list, void *data, size_t data_size);
+
+/* Erases first node from the list. */
+void erase(list_t *list);
+
+/* Erases element under iterator and sets iterator to the next one. */
+void erase_it(list_t *list);
+
+/* Moves iterator one step. */
+void iterate(list_t *list);
+
+/* Resets the iterator.
+ * Should execute the function after if you want to itarate unless you didnt insert or erase anything from the list.
+ */
+void reset(list_t *list);
+
+/* Deletes the whole list. */
+void free_list(list_t *list);
+
+
+#endif \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/makefile b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/makefile
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..bf6a327
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/makefile
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+CC := gcc
+CFLAGS := -O2 -std=gnu17 -Wall -Wall -Wno-unused-result
+TARGET := router
+TEST := test
+DEPS := config.h
+
+ODIR := obj
+_OBJ := router.o utils.o linked_list.o network_addr.o dist_vector.o
+OBJ := $(patsubst %,$(ODIR)/%,$(_OBJ))
+
+_TEST_OBJ := test.o linked_list.o
+TEST_OBJ := $(patsubst %,$(ODIR)/%,$(_TEST_OBJ))
+
+
+all: $(TARGET)
+test: $(TEST)
+
+$(ODIR)/%.o: %.c $(DEPS)
+ $(CC) $(CFLAGS) -c -o $@ $<
+
+$(TARGET): $(OBJ)
+ $(CC) -o $@ $^ $(CFLAGS)
+
+$(TEST): $(TEST_OBJ)
+ $(CC) -o $@ $^ $(CFLAGS)
+
+clean:
+ rm -rf $(TARGET)
+ rm -rf test
+
+distclean:
+ rm -rf $(TARGET)
+ rm -rf test
+ rm -rf $(ODIR)/*.o
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/network_addr.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/network_addr.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..cac1060
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/network_addr.c
@@ -0,0 +1,65 @@
+/*
+ * Program: router
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka, 316093
+ */
+
+#include "network_addr.h"
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+
+struct in_addr _get_broadcast_address(struct in_addr addr, uint16_t netmask) {
+ struct in_addr result = addr;
+ result.s_addr = ntohl(result.s_addr);
+ /* bitshift by more than 31 is UB */
+ if (netmask == 0) {
+ result.s_addr = -1;
+ }
+ else {
+ result.s_addr |= ((1 << (32 - netmask)) - 1);
+ }
+ result.s_addr = htonl(result.s_addr);
+
+ return result;
+}
+
+struct in_addr _get_network_address(struct in_addr addr, uint16_t netmask) {
+ struct in_addr result = addr;
+ result.s_addr = ntohl(result.s_addr);
+
+ if (netmask == 0) {
+ result.s_addr = 0;
+ }
+ else {
+ result.s_addr &= ~((1 << (32 - netmask)) - 1);
+ }
+ result.s_addr = htonl(result.s_addr);
+
+ return result;
+}
+
+struct in_addr get_broadcast_address(struct network_addr na) {
+ return _get_broadcast_address(na.addr, na.netmask);
+}
+
+struct in_addr get_network_address(struct network_addr na) {
+ return _get_network_address(na.addr, na.netmask);
+}
+
+void pretty_print_network(struct network_addr na) {
+ char ip_addr[20];
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &na.addr, ip_addr, sizeof(ip_addr));
+ printf("%s/%d\n", ip_addr, na.netmask);
+}
+
+struct network_addr stona(char *str) {
+ struct network_addr result;
+ char addr[20];
+ size_t ip_preffix = strcspn(str, "/");
+
+ strncpy(addr, str, ip_preffix);
+ addr[ip_preffix] = 0;
+ inet_pton(AF_INET, addr, &(result.addr));
+ result.netmask = atoi(str + ip_preffix + 1);
+ return result;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/network_addr.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/network_addr.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6347bbd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/network_addr.h
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+#ifndef ROUTER_ADDR_H
+#define ROUTER_ADDR_H
+
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdbool.h>
+
+/* Network address with netmask. */
+struct network_addr {
+ struct in_addr addr;
+ uint8_t netmask;
+};
+
+typedef struct network_addr router_addr;
+
+/* Returns broadcast address of a given network. */
+struct in_addr get_broadcast_address(struct network_addr na);
+
+/* Returns network address of a given network. */
+struct in_addr get_network_address(struct network_addr na);
+
+/* Prints network_addr via stdio. */
+void pretty_print_network(struct network_addr na);
+
+/* Converts string of ip in CIDR notation with a netmask to network_addr. */
+struct network_addr stona(char *str);
+
+#endif \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/router.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/router.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b5e732c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/router.c
@@ -0,0 +1,60 @@
+/*
+ * Program: router
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka, 316093
+ */
+
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <strings.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <netinet/ip.h>
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <unistd.h>
+#include <limits.h>
+#include "network_addr.h"
+#include "utils.h"
+#include "dist_vector.h"
+
+uint16_t read_configuration(struct network_addr** networks, uint16_t **dists) {
+ uint16_t n;
+ scanf("%hd", &n);
+ *networks = malloc(n * sizeof(struct network_addr));
+ *dists = malloc(n * sizeof(uint16_t));
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ char addr[20];
+ char _dist[10];
+ uint16_t dist;
+ scanf(" %s %s %hd", addr, _dist, &dist);
+ (*networks)[i] = stona(addr);
+ (*dists)[i] = dist;
+ }
+ return n;
+}
+
+void router_loop(int sockfd, int networks_number, struct network_addr *networks, uint16_t *dists) {
+ list_t dv = create_list();
+ init_dv(&dv, networks_number, networks);
+
+ printf("Starting the router loop...\n");
+ for (;;) {
+ print_dv(&dv);
+ propagate_distance_vector(sockfd, networks_number, networks, dists, &dv);
+ listen_for_routers(sockfd, TURN_LEN_MS, networks_number, networks, dists, &dv);
+ }
+}
+
+int main() {
+ struct network_addr* networks;
+ uint16_t *dists;
+ int n = read_configuration(&networks, &dists);
+ int sockfd = get_socket();
+ bind_to_port(sockfd, SERVER_PORT);
+
+ router_loop(sockfd, n, networks, dists);
+
+ close(sockfd);
+ free(networks);
+ free(dists);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/test.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/test.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..958ff36
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/test.c
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+/*
+ * Program: router
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka, 316093
+ */
+
+#include "linked_list.h"
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+
+/* Prints the list of ints to stdio */
+void print_list(list_t list) {
+ printf("List: ");
+ reset(&list);
+ while (list.it != NULL) {
+ printf("%d, ", *(int *)(list.it->data));
+ iterate(&list);
+ }
+ printf("\n");
+ reset(&list);
+}
+
+int main() {
+ int n;
+ scanf("%d", &n);
+ list_t list = create_list();
+
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ int t;
+ scanf("%d", &t);
+ // insert
+ if (t == 0) {
+ int val = 0;
+ scanf("%d", &val);
+ insert(&list, &val, sizeof(int));
+ reset(&list);
+ }
+ if (t == 1) {
+ iterate(&list);
+ if (list.it != NULL)
+ printf("it: %d\n", *(int *)list.it->data);
+ else printf("End of list.\n");
+ }
+ if (t == 2) {
+ erase_it(&list);
+ }
+ if (t == 3) {
+ print_list(list);
+ }
+ }
+
+ free_list(&list);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/utils.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/utils.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0c0cae5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/utils.c
@@ -0,0 +1,208 @@
+/*
+ * Program: router
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka, 316093
+ */
+
+#include "utils.h"
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <netinet/ip.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <limits.h>
+
+int get_socket() {
+ int sockfd = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_DGRAM, 0);
+ if (sockfd < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Socket error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ return sockfd;
+}
+
+void bind_to_port(int sockfd, uint16_t port) {
+ struct sockaddr_in server_address;
+ bzero(&server_address, sizeof(server_address));
+ server_address.sin_family = AF_INET;
+ server_address.sin_port = htons(port);
+ server_address.sin_addr.s_addr = htonl(INADDR_ANY);
+
+ if (bind(sockfd, (struct sockaddr*)&server_address, sizeof(server_address)) < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Bind error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+
+ int broadcastPermission = 1;
+ setsockopt (sockfd, SOL_SOCKET, SO_BROADCAST, (void *)&broadcastPermission, sizeof(broadcastPermission));
+}
+
+long get_time_interval(struct timespec start, struct timespec finish) {
+ return S_TO_MS(finish.tv_sec - start.tv_sec) + NS_TO_MS(finish.tv_nsec - start.tv_nsec);
+}
+
+int poll_socket_modify_timeout(int sockfd, int *timeout) {
+ if (*timeout < 0) {
+ *timeout = 0;
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ struct pollfd fds;
+ struct timespec start;
+ struct timespec finish;
+
+ fds.fd = sockfd;
+ fds.events = POLLIN;
+ fds.revents = 0;
+
+ clock_gettime(CLOCK_REALTIME, &start);
+ int result = poll(&fds, 1, *timeout);
+ clock_gettime(CLOCK_REALTIME, &finish);
+
+ if (result == -1) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "poll error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ if (result == 0) {
+ *timeout = 0;
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ *timeout -= get_time_interval(start, finish);
+ return result;
+}
+
+size_t send_message(int sockfd, char *buffer, int buffer_len, struct in_addr network) {
+ struct sockaddr_in network_address;
+ bzero (&network_address, sizeof(network_address));
+ network_address.sin_family = AF_INET;
+ network_address.sin_port = htons(SERVER_PORT);
+ network_address.sin_addr = network;
+
+ return sendto(sockfd, buffer, buffer_len, 0, (struct sockaddr*) &network_address, sizeof(network_address));
+}
+
+size_t recv_message(int sockfd, char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in *sender) {
+ socklen_t sender_len = sizeof(*sender);
+ for (int i = 0; i < DV_DATAGRAM_LEN; i++) buffer[i] = 0;
+ size_t datagram_len = recvfrom(sockfd, buffer, IP_MAXPACKET, 0,
+ (struct sockaddr*)sender, &sender_len);
+ if (datagram_len < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "recvfrom error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+
+ return datagram_len;
+}
+
+struct vector_item parse_message(char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in *sender) {
+ struct vector_item res;
+ uint32_t ip_addr = *(uint32_t *)buffer;
+ uint32_t dist = *(uint32_t *)(buffer + 5);
+ dist = ntohl(dist);
+
+ res.network.addr.s_addr = ip_addr;
+ res.network.netmask = buffer[4];
+ res.is_connected_directly = true;
+ res.via_ip = sender->sin_addr;
+ res.distance = (dist < INFINITY_DIST ? dist : INFINITY_DIST);
+ res.reachable = 0;
+
+ char addr[20];
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &res.network.addr, addr, sizeof(addr));
+ char via[20];
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &sender->sin_addr, via, sizeof(via));
+ return res;
+}
+
+void _get_message(struct vector_item item, char *message) {
+ *(uint32_t *)message = item.network.addr.s_addr;
+ message[4] = item.network.netmask;
+ uint32_t distance = htonl(item.distance >= INFINITY_DIST ? INT_MAX : item.distance);
+ for (int i = 0; i < 4; i++) {
+ *(message + 5 + i) = *((char *)(&distance) + i);
+ }
+}
+
+int _send_item(int sockfd, struct network_addr network, struct vector_item item) {
+ char message[DV_DATAGRAM_LEN + 1];
+ _get_message(item, message);
+ message[DV_DATAGRAM_LEN] = 0;
+ ssize_t message_len = DV_DATAGRAM_LEN;
+
+ struct in_addr na = get_broadcast_address(network);
+
+ char addr[20];
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &na, addr, sizeof(addr));
+
+ int result;
+ if ((result = send_message(sockfd, message, message_len, na)) != message_len) {
+ // fprintf(stderr, "sendto error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ }
+ return result;
+}
+
+void listen_for_routers(int sockfd, int timeout, int networks_number, struct network_addr *networks, uint16_t *dists, list_t *dv) {
+ char buffer[IP_MAXPACKET + 1];
+ struct sockaddr_in sender;
+
+ while (poll_socket_modify_timeout(sockfd, &timeout)) {
+ recv_message(sockfd, buffer, &sender);
+ struct vector_item new_item = parse_message(buffer, &sender);
+
+ bool is_neighbour = false;
+ for (int i = 0; i < networks_number; i++) {
+ if (is_from_network(sender.sin_addr, networks[i])) {
+ is_neighbour = true;
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+
+ /* Shouldn't happen, just in case. */
+ if (!is_neighbour) {
+ char addr[20];
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &sender.sin_addr, addr, sizeof(addr));
+ fprintf(stderr, "Received datagram from %s, he is in none of my networks, ignoring\n. Maybe his VM routing table is configured incorrectly?\n", addr);
+ continue;
+ }
+
+ if (!is_from_network(sender.sin_addr, new_item.network)) {
+ new_item.is_connected_directly = false;
+
+ for (int i = 0; i < networks_number; i++) {
+ if (is_from_network(sender.sin_addr, networks[i])) {
+ new_item.distance += dists[i];
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+ }
+
+ update_dv_new_item(dv, new_item);
+ }
+ update_dv_reachability(dv);
+}
+
+void propagate_distance_vector(int sockfd, int networks_number, struct network_addr *networks, uint16_t *dists, list_t *dv) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < networks_number; i++) {
+ reset(dv);
+ while (dv->it != NULL) {
+ struct vector_item data = *(struct vector_item *)dv->it->data;
+ if (!(get_network_address(data.network).s_addr == get_network_address(networks[i]).s_addr) && data.reachable <= REACHABILITY_WAIT_TIME) {
+ _send_item(sockfd, networks[i], data);
+ }
+ iterate(dv);
+ }
+
+ struct vector_item self_item;
+ self_item.distance = dists[i];
+ self_item.network = networks[i];
+ _send_item(sockfd, networks[i], self_item);
+ }
+}
+
+bool is_from_network(struct in_addr ip_addr, struct network_addr network) {
+ struct network_addr temp;
+ temp.addr= ip_addr;
+ temp.netmask = network.netmask;
+ return (get_network_address(temp).s_addr == get_network_address(network).s_addr);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/utils.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/utils.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..edf90d0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/franciszek_malinka/utils.h
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+#ifndef UTILS_H
+#define UTILS_H
+#define UTILS_H
+
+#include "config.h"
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <time.h>
+#include <poll.h>
+#include "network_addr.h"
+#include "dist_vector.h"
+
+#define NS_TO_MS(X) ((long)(X) / (long)1000000)
+#define S_TO_MS(X) ((long)(X) * (long)1000)
+
+/* Returns a UDP socket. */
+int get_socket();
+
+/* Binds socket to given port and set the broadcast permission. */
+void bind_to_port(int sockfd, uint16_t port);
+
+/* Computes the time elapsed between start and finish in miliseconds. */
+long get_time_interval(struct timespec start, struct timespec finish);
+
+/* Polls given socket with given timeout and changes the timeout accordingly. */
+int poll_socket_modify_timeout(int sockfd, int *timeout);
+
+/* For debug purposes only. Recieves and prints UDP message. */
+void recv_and_print(int sockfd, int networks_number, struct network_addr *networks);
+
+/* Sends message in buffer of length buffer_len to addr through given socket.
+ * IT DOES NOT TERMINATE THE PROGRAM IF SENDTO RETURNS ANY ERRORS!
+ * One must handle the errors on their own.
+ */
+size_t send_message(int sockfd, char *buffer, int buffer_len, struct in_addr addr);
+
+/* Receive message and write it to buffer. */
+size_t recv_message(int sockfd, char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in *sender);
+
+/* Parse datagram into a vector item. */
+struct vector_item parse_message(char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in *sender);
+
+/* Listnes for routers for timeout ms. */
+void listen_for_routers(int sockfd, int timeout, int networks_number, struct network_addr *networks, uint16_t *dists, list_t *dv);
+
+/* Propagates dv to all connected networks. */
+void propagate_distance_vector(int sockfd, int networks_number, struct network_addr *networks, uint16_t *dists, list_t *dv);
+
+/* Checks if given address is in network range. */
+bool is_from_network(struct in_addr ip_addr, struct network_addr network);
+
+
+#endif \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/p2.pdf b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/p2.pdf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f0cc942
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/p2.pdf
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/config.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/config.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f83c556
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/config.h
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+#ifndef CONFIG_H
+#define CONFIG_H
+
+#define SERVER_PORT 54321
+#define TURN_LEN_S 5
+
+#define INFINITY_DIST 16
+#define REACHABILITY_WAIT_TIME 3
+
+#define DV_DATAGRAM_LEN 9
+
+#define TURN_LEN_MS (1000 * TURN_LEN_S)
+#define TURN_LEN_US (1000000 * TURN_LEN_S)
+
+#endif
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/dist_vector.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/dist_vector.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..74ae82e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/dist_vector.c
@@ -0,0 +1,114 @@
+/*
+ * Program: router
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka, 316093
+ */
+
+#include "dist_vector.h"
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <time.h>
+#include <string.h>
+
+bool is_connected_directly(struct vector_item item) {
+ return item.is_connected_directly;
+}
+
+bool is_reachable(struct vector_item item) {
+ return (item.distance < INFINITY_DIST);
+}
+
+void init_dv(list_t *dv, int n_cnt, struct network_addr *neighbours) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < n_cnt; i++) {
+ struct vector_item new_item;
+ new_item.network = neighbours[i];
+ new_item.distance = INFINITY_DIST;
+ new_item.is_connected_directly = true;
+ insert(dv, &new_item, sizeof(new_item));
+ }
+}
+
+void update_dv_reachability(list_t *distance_vector) {
+ reset(distance_vector);
+ while (distance_vector->it != NULL) {
+ struct vector_item *current = (struct vector_item *)distance_vector->it->data;
+ if(++current->reachable > REACHABILITY_WAIT_TIME) {
+ if (current->distance >= INFINITY_DIST) {
+ if (!is_connected_directly(*current)) {
+ erase_it(distance_vector);
+ }
+ } else {
+ current->distance = INFINITY_DIST;
+ current->reachable = 0;
+ }
+ }
+ iterate(distance_vector);
+ }
+}
+
+void update_dv_new_item(list_t *distance_vector, struct vector_item new_item) {
+ bool new_entry = true;
+ reset(distance_vector);
+ while (distance_vector->it != NULL) {
+ struct vector_item *current = (struct vector_item *)distance_vector->it->data;
+
+ /* If the network is already in the distance vector, then we possibly want to change it:
+ * - if the new item has better distance than the previous one, then we just want to change it no matter what,
+ * - if the new item has the same via ip, then we want to check two things:
+ * - if new item has infinity dist, then we want to set infinity (if it wasn't set, then we want to change reachable to 0)
+ * - if new item has < inf dist, then we want to change reachable to 0 and set our dist accordingly.
+ * - else we ignore the entry.
+ */
+ if (get_network_address(current->network).s_addr == get_network_address(new_item.network).s_addr) {
+ if (current->distance > new_item.distance) {
+ *current = new_item;
+ current->reachable = 0;
+ } else if(current->via_ip.s_addr == new_item.via_ip.s_addr) {
+ if (new_item.distance >= INFINITY_DIST) {
+ if (current->distance < INFINITY_DIST) {
+ current->distance = INFINITY_DIST;
+ current->reachable = 0;
+ }
+ } else {
+ current->distance = new_item.distance;
+ current->reachable = 0;
+ }
+ }
+ new_entry = false;
+ }
+
+ iterate(distance_vector);
+ }
+
+ if (new_entry && new_item.reachable < INFINITY_DIST) {
+ insert(distance_vector, &new_item, sizeof(new_item));
+ }
+}
+
+void print_dv(list_t *distance_vector) {
+ time_t rawtime;
+ struct tm * timeinfo;
+
+ time ( &rawtime );
+ timeinfo = localtime ( &rawtime );
+ char t[100];
+ strcpy(t, asctime(timeinfo));
+ t[strlen(t) - 1] = 0;
+ printf("Distance vector [%s]:\n", t);
+ reset(distance_vector);
+ while (distance_vector->it != NULL) {
+ char addr[20], via_addr[20];
+ struct vector_item current = *(struct vector_item *)distance_vector->it->data;
+ struct in_addr net_addr = get_network_address(current.network);
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &net_addr, addr, sizeof(addr));
+ printf("%s/%d ", addr, current.network.netmask);
+
+ if (is_reachable(current)) printf("distance %d ", current.distance);
+ else printf("unreachable ");
+
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &current.via_ip, via_addr, sizeof(via_addr));
+ if (is_connected_directly(current)) printf("connected directly\n");
+ else printf("via %s\n", via_addr);
+
+ iterate(distance_vector);
+ }
+ printf("\n");
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/dist_vector.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/dist_vector.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..14159b4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/dist_vector.h
@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+#ifndef DIST_VECTOR_H
+#define DIST_VECTOR_H
+
+#include "linked_list.h"
+#include "network_addr.h"
+#include "config.h"
+
+/* Item of the distance vector.
+ * If <<reachable>> is set to 0, then it means that the network is reachable.
+ * If <<reachable>> has positive value, then it indicates that the network was
+ * unreachable for <<reachable>> turns.
+ */
+struct vector_item {
+ struct network_addr network;
+ struct in_addr via_ip;
+ uint16_t distance;
+ uint8_t reachable;
+ bool is_connected_directly;
+};
+
+/* Initis distance vector with given neighbours array. */
+void init_dv(list_t *dv, int n_cnt, struct network_addr *neighbours);
+
+/* Returns true if given distance vector item is connected directly, false otherwise. */
+bool is_connected_directly(struct vector_item item);
+
+/* Updates the distance vector. */
+void update_dv_new_item(list_t *distance_vector, struct vector_item new_item);
+
+/* Updates reachabilities. */
+void update_dv_reachability(list_t *distance_vector);
+
+/* Print distance vector. */
+void print_dv(list_t *distance_vector);
+
+#endif \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/linked_list.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/linked_list.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..16113ac
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/linked_list.c
@@ -0,0 +1,79 @@
+/*
+ * Program: router
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka, 316093
+ */
+
+#include "linked_list.h"
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+
+node_t *_next(node_t *node) {
+ return (node == NULL) ? NULL : node->next;
+}
+
+void _insert(node_t **head, void *data, size_t data_size) {
+ node_t *new_node = (node_t *)malloc(sizeof(node_t));
+ new_node->data = malloc(data_size);
+ for (int i = 0; i < data_size; i++)
+ *(uint8_t *)(new_node->data + i) = *(uint8_t *)(data + i);
+ new_node->next = *head;
+ *head = new_node;
+}
+
+void _free_node(node_t *node) {
+ free(node->data);
+ free(node);
+}
+
+void _erase(node_t **head) {
+ node_t *next_node = _next(*head);
+ _free_node(*head);
+ *head = next_node;
+}
+
+void _free_list(node_t *head) {
+ if (head == NULL) return;
+ _free_list(head->next);
+ _free_node(head);
+}
+
+list_t create_list() {
+ list_t ret;
+ ret.head = NULL;
+ ret.it = NULL;
+ return ret;
+}
+
+void insert(list_t *list, void *data, size_t data_size) {
+ _insert(&list->head, data, data_size);
+}
+
+void erase(list_t *list) {
+ _erase(&list->head);
+}
+
+void erase_it(list_t *list) {
+ if(list->it == NULL) return;
+ if(list->prev_it == NULL) {
+ erase(list);
+ reset(list);
+ return;
+ }
+ list->prev_it->next = _next(list->it);
+ _free_node(list->it);
+ list->it = list->prev_it->next;
+}
+
+void iterate(list_t *list) {
+ list->prev_it = list->it;
+ list->it = _next(list->it);
+}
+
+void reset(list_t *list) {
+ list->prev_it = NULL;
+ list->it = list->head;
+}
+
+void free_list(list_t *list) {
+ _free_list(list->head);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/linked_list.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/linked_list.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1574b2f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/linked_list.h
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+#ifndef LINKED_LIST_H
+#define LINKED_LIST_H
+
+#include <stddef.h>
+
+typedef struct node {
+ void *data;
+ struct node *next;
+} node_t;
+
+
+typedef struct list_t {
+ node_t *head;
+ node_t *it;
+ node_t *prev_it;
+} list_t;
+
+/* Creates an empty list. */
+list_t create_list();
+
+/* Insert a new node in the begining of a list. */
+void insert(list_t *list, void *data, size_t data_size);
+
+/* Erases first node from the list. */
+void erase(list_t *list);
+
+/* Erases element under iterator and sets iterator to the next one. */
+void erase_it(list_t *list);
+
+/* Moves iterator one step. */
+void iterate(list_t *list);
+
+/* Resets the iterator.
+ * Should execute the function after if you want to itarate unless you didnt insert or erase anything from the list.
+ */
+void reset(list_t *list);
+
+/* Deletes the whole list. */
+void free_list(list_t *list);
+
+
+#endif \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/makefile b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/makefile
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..bf6a327
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/makefile
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+CC := gcc
+CFLAGS := -O2 -std=gnu17 -Wall -Wall -Wno-unused-result
+TARGET := router
+TEST := test
+DEPS := config.h
+
+ODIR := obj
+_OBJ := router.o utils.o linked_list.o network_addr.o dist_vector.o
+OBJ := $(patsubst %,$(ODIR)/%,$(_OBJ))
+
+_TEST_OBJ := test.o linked_list.o
+TEST_OBJ := $(patsubst %,$(ODIR)/%,$(_TEST_OBJ))
+
+
+all: $(TARGET)
+test: $(TEST)
+
+$(ODIR)/%.o: %.c $(DEPS)
+ $(CC) $(CFLAGS) -c -o $@ $<
+
+$(TARGET): $(OBJ)
+ $(CC) -o $@ $^ $(CFLAGS)
+
+$(TEST): $(TEST_OBJ)
+ $(CC) -o $@ $^ $(CFLAGS)
+
+clean:
+ rm -rf $(TARGET)
+ rm -rf test
+
+distclean:
+ rm -rf $(TARGET)
+ rm -rf test
+ rm -rf $(ODIR)/*.o
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/network_addr.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/network_addr.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..cac1060
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/network_addr.c
@@ -0,0 +1,65 @@
+/*
+ * Program: router
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka, 316093
+ */
+
+#include "network_addr.h"
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+
+struct in_addr _get_broadcast_address(struct in_addr addr, uint16_t netmask) {
+ struct in_addr result = addr;
+ result.s_addr = ntohl(result.s_addr);
+ /* bitshift by more than 31 is UB */
+ if (netmask == 0) {
+ result.s_addr = -1;
+ }
+ else {
+ result.s_addr |= ((1 << (32 - netmask)) - 1);
+ }
+ result.s_addr = htonl(result.s_addr);
+
+ return result;
+}
+
+struct in_addr _get_network_address(struct in_addr addr, uint16_t netmask) {
+ struct in_addr result = addr;
+ result.s_addr = ntohl(result.s_addr);
+
+ if (netmask == 0) {
+ result.s_addr = 0;
+ }
+ else {
+ result.s_addr &= ~((1 << (32 - netmask)) - 1);
+ }
+ result.s_addr = htonl(result.s_addr);
+
+ return result;
+}
+
+struct in_addr get_broadcast_address(struct network_addr na) {
+ return _get_broadcast_address(na.addr, na.netmask);
+}
+
+struct in_addr get_network_address(struct network_addr na) {
+ return _get_network_address(na.addr, na.netmask);
+}
+
+void pretty_print_network(struct network_addr na) {
+ char ip_addr[20];
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &na.addr, ip_addr, sizeof(ip_addr));
+ printf("%s/%d\n", ip_addr, na.netmask);
+}
+
+struct network_addr stona(char *str) {
+ struct network_addr result;
+ char addr[20];
+ size_t ip_preffix = strcspn(str, "/");
+
+ strncpy(addr, str, ip_preffix);
+ addr[ip_preffix] = 0;
+ inet_pton(AF_INET, addr, &(result.addr));
+ result.netmask = atoi(str + ip_preffix + 1);
+ return result;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/network_addr.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/network_addr.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6347bbd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/network_addr.h
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+#ifndef ROUTER_ADDR_H
+#define ROUTER_ADDR_H
+
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdbool.h>
+
+/* Network address with netmask. */
+struct network_addr {
+ struct in_addr addr;
+ uint8_t netmask;
+};
+
+typedef struct network_addr router_addr;
+
+/* Returns broadcast address of a given network. */
+struct in_addr get_broadcast_address(struct network_addr na);
+
+/* Returns network address of a given network. */
+struct in_addr get_network_address(struct network_addr na);
+
+/* Prints network_addr via stdio. */
+void pretty_print_network(struct network_addr na);
+
+/* Converts string of ip in CIDR notation with a netmask to network_addr. */
+struct network_addr stona(char *str);
+
+#endif \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/router.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/router.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b5e732c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/router.c
@@ -0,0 +1,60 @@
+/*
+ * Program: router
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka, 316093
+ */
+
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <strings.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <netinet/ip.h>
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <unistd.h>
+#include <limits.h>
+#include "network_addr.h"
+#include "utils.h"
+#include "dist_vector.h"
+
+uint16_t read_configuration(struct network_addr** networks, uint16_t **dists) {
+ uint16_t n;
+ scanf("%hd", &n);
+ *networks = malloc(n * sizeof(struct network_addr));
+ *dists = malloc(n * sizeof(uint16_t));
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ char addr[20];
+ char _dist[10];
+ uint16_t dist;
+ scanf(" %s %s %hd", addr, _dist, &dist);
+ (*networks)[i] = stona(addr);
+ (*dists)[i] = dist;
+ }
+ return n;
+}
+
+void router_loop(int sockfd, int networks_number, struct network_addr *networks, uint16_t *dists) {
+ list_t dv = create_list();
+ init_dv(&dv, networks_number, networks);
+
+ printf("Starting the router loop...\n");
+ for (;;) {
+ print_dv(&dv);
+ propagate_distance_vector(sockfd, networks_number, networks, dists, &dv);
+ listen_for_routers(sockfd, TURN_LEN_MS, networks_number, networks, dists, &dv);
+ }
+}
+
+int main() {
+ struct network_addr* networks;
+ uint16_t *dists;
+ int n = read_configuration(&networks, &dists);
+ int sockfd = get_socket();
+ bind_to_port(sockfd, SERVER_PORT);
+
+ router_loop(sockfd, n, networks, dists);
+
+ close(sockfd);
+ free(networks);
+ free(dists);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/test.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/test.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..958ff36
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/test.c
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+/*
+ * Program: router
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka, 316093
+ */
+
+#include "linked_list.h"
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+
+/* Prints the list of ints to stdio */
+void print_list(list_t list) {
+ printf("List: ");
+ reset(&list);
+ while (list.it != NULL) {
+ printf("%d, ", *(int *)(list.it->data));
+ iterate(&list);
+ }
+ printf("\n");
+ reset(&list);
+}
+
+int main() {
+ int n;
+ scanf("%d", &n);
+ list_t list = create_list();
+
+ for (int i = 0; i < n; i++) {
+ int t;
+ scanf("%d", &t);
+ // insert
+ if (t == 0) {
+ int val = 0;
+ scanf("%d", &val);
+ insert(&list, &val, sizeof(int));
+ reset(&list);
+ }
+ if (t == 1) {
+ iterate(&list);
+ if (list.it != NULL)
+ printf("it: %d\n", *(int *)list.it->data);
+ else printf("End of list.\n");
+ }
+ if (t == 2) {
+ erase_it(&list);
+ }
+ if (t == 3) {
+ print_list(list);
+ }
+ }
+
+ free_list(&list);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/utils.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/utils.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0c0cae5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/utils.c
@@ -0,0 +1,208 @@
+/*
+ * Program: router
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka, 316093
+ */
+
+#include "utils.h"
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <netinet/ip.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <limits.h>
+
+int get_socket() {
+ int sockfd = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_DGRAM, 0);
+ if (sockfd < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Socket error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ return sockfd;
+}
+
+void bind_to_port(int sockfd, uint16_t port) {
+ struct sockaddr_in server_address;
+ bzero(&server_address, sizeof(server_address));
+ server_address.sin_family = AF_INET;
+ server_address.sin_port = htons(port);
+ server_address.sin_addr.s_addr = htonl(INADDR_ANY);
+
+ if (bind(sockfd, (struct sockaddr*)&server_address, sizeof(server_address)) < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Bind error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+
+ int broadcastPermission = 1;
+ setsockopt (sockfd, SOL_SOCKET, SO_BROADCAST, (void *)&broadcastPermission, sizeof(broadcastPermission));
+}
+
+long get_time_interval(struct timespec start, struct timespec finish) {
+ return S_TO_MS(finish.tv_sec - start.tv_sec) + NS_TO_MS(finish.tv_nsec - start.tv_nsec);
+}
+
+int poll_socket_modify_timeout(int sockfd, int *timeout) {
+ if (*timeout < 0) {
+ *timeout = 0;
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ struct pollfd fds;
+ struct timespec start;
+ struct timespec finish;
+
+ fds.fd = sockfd;
+ fds.events = POLLIN;
+ fds.revents = 0;
+
+ clock_gettime(CLOCK_REALTIME, &start);
+ int result = poll(&fds, 1, *timeout);
+ clock_gettime(CLOCK_REALTIME, &finish);
+
+ if (result == -1) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "poll error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ if (result == 0) {
+ *timeout = 0;
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ *timeout -= get_time_interval(start, finish);
+ return result;
+}
+
+size_t send_message(int sockfd, char *buffer, int buffer_len, struct in_addr network) {
+ struct sockaddr_in network_address;
+ bzero (&network_address, sizeof(network_address));
+ network_address.sin_family = AF_INET;
+ network_address.sin_port = htons(SERVER_PORT);
+ network_address.sin_addr = network;
+
+ return sendto(sockfd, buffer, buffer_len, 0, (struct sockaddr*) &network_address, sizeof(network_address));
+}
+
+size_t recv_message(int sockfd, char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in *sender) {
+ socklen_t sender_len = sizeof(*sender);
+ for (int i = 0; i < DV_DATAGRAM_LEN; i++) buffer[i] = 0;
+ size_t datagram_len = recvfrom(sockfd, buffer, IP_MAXPACKET, 0,
+ (struct sockaddr*)sender, &sender_len);
+ if (datagram_len < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "recvfrom error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+
+ return datagram_len;
+}
+
+struct vector_item parse_message(char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in *sender) {
+ struct vector_item res;
+ uint32_t ip_addr = *(uint32_t *)buffer;
+ uint32_t dist = *(uint32_t *)(buffer + 5);
+ dist = ntohl(dist);
+
+ res.network.addr.s_addr = ip_addr;
+ res.network.netmask = buffer[4];
+ res.is_connected_directly = true;
+ res.via_ip = sender->sin_addr;
+ res.distance = (dist < INFINITY_DIST ? dist : INFINITY_DIST);
+ res.reachable = 0;
+
+ char addr[20];
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &res.network.addr, addr, sizeof(addr));
+ char via[20];
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &sender->sin_addr, via, sizeof(via));
+ return res;
+}
+
+void _get_message(struct vector_item item, char *message) {
+ *(uint32_t *)message = item.network.addr.s_addr;
+ message[4] = item.network.netmask;
+ uint32_t distance = htonl(item.distance >= INFINITY_DIST ? INT_MAX : item.distance);
+ for (int i = 0; i < 4; i++) {
+ *(message + 5 + i) = *((char *)(&distance) + i);
+ }
+}
+
+int _send_item(int sockfd, struct network_addr network, struct vector_item item) {
+ char message[DV_DATAGRAM_LEN + 1];
+ _get_message(item, message);
+ message[DV_DATAGRAM_LEN] = 0;
+ ssize_t message_len = DV_DATAGRAM_LEN;
+
+ struct in_addr na = get_broadcast_address(network);
+
+ char addr[20];
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &na, addr, sizeof(addr));
+
+ int result;
+ if ((result = send_message(sockfd, message, message_len, na)) != message_len) {
+ // fprintf(stderr, "sendto error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ }
+ return result;
+}
+
+void listen_for_routers(int sockfd, int timeout, int networks_number, struct network_addr *networks, uint16_t *dists, list_t *dv) {
+ char buffer[IP_MAXPACKET + 1];
+ struct sockaddr_in sender;
+
+ while (poll_socket_modify_timeout(sockfd, &timeout)) {
+ recv_message(sockfd, buffer, &sender);
+ struct vector_item new_item = parse_message(buffer, &sender);
+
+ bool is_neighbour = false;
+ for (int i = 0; i < networks_number; i++) {
+ if (is_from_network(sender.sin_addr, networks[i])) {
+ is_neighbour = true;
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+
+ /* Shouldn't happen, just in case. */
+ if (!is_neighbour) {
+ char addr[20];
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &sender.sin_addr, addr, sizeof(addr));
+ fprintf(stderr, "Received datagram from %s, he is in none of my networks, ignoring\n. Maybe his VM routing table is configured incorrectly?\n", addr);
+ continue;
+ }
+
+ if (!is_from_network(sender.sin_addr, new_item.network)) {
+ new_item.is_connected_directly = false;
+
+ for (int i = 0; i < networks_number; i++) {
+ if (is_from_network(sender.sin_addr, networks[i])) {
+ new_item.distance += dists[i];
+ break;
+ }
+ }
+ }
+
+ update_dv_new_item(dv, new_item);
+ }
+ update_dv_reachability(dv);
+}
+
+void propagate_distance_vector(int sockfd, int networks_number, struct network_addr *networks, uint16_t *dists, list_t *dv) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < networks_number; i++) {
+ reset(dv);
+ while (dv->it != NULL) {
+ struct vector_item data = *(struct vector_item *)dv->it->data;
+ if (!(get_network_address(data.network).s_addr == get_network_address(networks[i]).s_addr) && data.reachable <= REACHABILITY_WAIT_TIME) {
+ _send_item(sockfd, networks[i], data);
+ }
+ iterate(dv);
+ }
+
+ struct vector_item self_item;
+ self_item.distance = dists[i];
+ self_item.network = networks[i];
+ _send_item(sockfd, networks[i], self_item);
+ }
+}
+
+bool is_from_network(struct in_addr ip_addr, struct network_addr network) {
+ struct network_addr temp;
+ temp.addr= ip_addr;
+ temp.netmask = network.netmask;
+ return (get_network_address(temp).s_addr == get_network_address(network).s_addr);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/utils.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/utils.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..edf90d0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/router/utils.h
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+#ifndef UTILS_H
+#define UTILS_H
+#define UTILS_H
+
+#include "config.h"
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <time.h>
+#include <poll.h>
+#include "network_addr.h"
+#include "dist_vector.h"
+
+#define NS_TO_MS(X) ((long)(X) / (long)1000000)
+#define S_TO_MS(X) ((long)(X) * (long)1000)
+
+/* Returns a UDP socket. */
+int get_socket();
+
+/* Binds socket to given port and set the broadcast permission. */
+void bind_to_port(int sockfd, uint16_t port);
+
+/* Computes the time elapsed between start and finish in miliseconds. */
+long get_time_interval(struct timespec start, struct timespec finish);
+
+/* Polls given socket with given timeout and changes the timeout accordingly. */
+int poll_socket_modify_timeout(int sockfd, int *timeout);
+
+/* For debug purposes only. Recieves and prints UDP message. */
+void recv_and_print(int sockfd, int networks_number, struct network_addr *networks);
+
+/* Sends message in buffer of length buffer_len to addr through given socket.
+ * IT DOES NOT TERMINATE THE PROGRAM IF SENDTO RETURNS ANY ERRORS!
+ * One must handle the errors on their own.
+ */
+size_t send_message(int sockfd, char *buffer, int buffer_len, struct in_addr addr);
+
+/* Receive message and write it to buffer. */
+size_t recv_message(int sockfd, char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in *sender);
+
+/* Parse datagram into a vector item. */
+struct vector_item parse_message(char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in *sender);
+
+/* Listnes for routers for timeout ms. */
+void listen_for_routers(int sockfd, int timeout, int networks_number, struct network_addr *networks, uint16_t *dists, list_t *dv);
+
+/* Propagates dv to all connected networks. */
+void propagate_distance_vector(int sockfd, int networks_number, struct network_addr *networks, uint16_t *dists, list_t *dv);
+
+/* Checks if given address is in network range. */
+bool is_from_network(struct in_addr ip_addr, struct network_addr network);
+
+
+#endif \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/udp_client.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/udp_client.c
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..4e7dce4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/udp_client.c
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+#include <netinet/ip.h>
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <unistd.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+
+int main(int argc, char * argv[])
+{
+ if (argc < 2) {
+ printf("Usage:\n\t%s [server ip]\n", argv[0]);
+ return -1;
+ }
+
+ int sockfd = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_DGRAM, 0);
+ if (sockfd < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "socket error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ return EXIT_FAILURE;
+ }
+
+ struct sockaddr_in server_address;
+ bzero (&server_address, sizeof(server_address));
+ server_address.sin_family = AF_INET;
+ server_address.sin_port = htons(54321);
+ if (!inet_pton(AF_INET, argv[1], &server_address.sin_addr)) {
+ printf("Inavlid ip address\n");
+ return -1;
+ }
+
+ char* message = "Hello server!";
+ ssize_t message_len = strlen(message);
+ if (sendto(sockfd, message, message_len, 0, (struct sockaddr*) &server_address, sizeof(server_address)) != message_len) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "sendto error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ return EXIT_FAILURE;
+ }
+
+ close (sockfd);
+ return EXIT_SUCCESS;
+}
+
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/udp_server.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/udp_server.c
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..b5ae6d1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia2/udp_server.c
@@ -0,0 +1,59 @@
+#include <netinet/ip.h>
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <unistd.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+
+int main()
+{
+ int sockfd = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_DGRAM, 0);
+ if (sockfd < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "socket error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ return EXIT_FAILURE;
+ }
+
+ struct sockaddr_in server_address;
+ bzero (&server_address, sizeof(server_address));
+ server_address.sin_family = AF_INET;
+ server_address.sin_port = htons(54321);
+ server_address.sin_addr.s_addr = htonl(INADDR_ANY);
+ if (bind (sockfd, (struct sockaddr*)&server_address, sizeof(server_address)) < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "bind error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ return EXIT_FAILURE;
+ }
+
+ for (;;) {
+
+ struct sockaddr_in sender;
+ socklen_t sender_len = sizeof(sender);
+ u_int8_t buffer[IP_MAXPACKET+1];
+
+ ssize_t datagram_len = recvfrom (sockfd, buffer, IP_MAXPACKET, 0, (struct sockaddr*)&sender, &sender_len);
+ if (datagram_len < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "recvfrom error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ return EXIT_FAILURE;
+ }
+
+ char sender_ip_str[20];
+ inet_ntop(AF_INET, &(sender.sin_addr), sender_ip_str, sizeof(sender_ip_str));
+ printf ("Received UDP packet from IP address: %s, port: %d\n", sender_ip_str, ntohs(sender.sin_port));
+
+ buffer[datagram_len] = 0;
+ printf ("%ld-byte message: +%s+\n", datagram_len, buffer);
+
+ char* reply = "Thank you!";
+ ssize_t reply_len = strlen(reply);
+ if (sendto(sockfd, reply, reply_len, 0, (struct sockaddr*)&sender, sender_len) != reply_len) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "sendto error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ return EXIT_FAILURE;
+ }
+
+ fflush(stdout);
+ }
+
+ close (sockfd);
+ return EXIT_SUCCESS;
+}
+
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/4pkt/config.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/4pkt/config.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..42ccd89
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/4pkt/config.h
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+#ifndef CONFIG_H
+#define CONFIG_H
+
+#define DATAGRAM_LEN 1000
+#define HEADER_LEN 40
+
+#endif
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/4pkt/transport.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/4pkt/transport.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..806eb4e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/4pkt/transport.c
@@ -0,0 +1,152 @@
+#include <netinet/ip.h>
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <time.h>
+#include <poll.h>
+#include <stdbool.h>
+#include "config.h"
+
+#define NS_TO_MS(X) ((long)(X) / (long)1000000)
+#define S_TO_MS(X) ((long)(X) * (long)1000)
+
+int get_socket() {
+ int sockfd = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_DGRAM, 0);
+ if (sockfd < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "socket error: %s", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ return sockfd;
+}
+
+size_t send_datagram(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in server_address, char *buffer, size_t buffer_len) {
+ return sendto(sockfd, buffer, buffer_len, 0, (struct sockaddr*) &server_address, sizeof(server_address));
+}
+
+void send_data_request(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in server_address, size_t pos, size_t bytes) {
+ char buffer[40];
+ sprintf(buffer, "GET %ld %ld\n", pos, bytes);
+ size_t buffer_len = strlen(buffer);
+ if (send_datagram(sockfd, server_address, buffer, buffer_len) != buffer_len) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "sendto error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+}
+
+long get_time_interval(struct timespec start, struct timespec finish) {
+ return S_TO_MS(finish.tv_sec - start.tv_sec) + NS_TO_MS(finish.tv_nsec - start.tv_nsec);
+}
+
+int poll_socket_modify_timeout(int sockfd, int *timeout) {
+ if (*timeout < 0) {
+ *timeout = 0;
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ struct pollfd fds;
+ struct timespec start;
+ struct timespec finish;
+
+ fds.fd = sockfd;
+ fds.events = POLLIN;
+ fds.revents = 0;
+
+ clock_gettime(CLOCK_REALTIME, &start);
+ int result = poll(&fds, 1, *timeout);
+ clock_gettime(CLOCK_REALTIME, &finish);
+
+ if (result == -1) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "poll error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ if (result == 0) {
+ *timeout = 0;
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ *timeout -= get_time_interval(start, finish);
+ return result;
+}
+
+size_t recv_message(int sockfd, char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in *sender) {
+ socklen_t sender_len = sizeof(*sender);
+ bzero(buffer, HEADER_LEN + DATAGRAM_LEN);
+ bzero(sender, sizeof(*sender));
+ size_t datagram_len = recvfrom(sockfd, buffer, IP_MAXPACKET, 0,
+ (struct sockaddr*)sender, &sender_len);
+
+ if (datagram_len < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "recvfrom error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+
+ return datagram_len;
+}
+
+inline size_t min(size_t x, size_t y) { return (x<y ? x : y); }
+
+void receive_file(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in server_address, const char *file_name, size_t file_len) {
+ FILE *fd = fopen(file_name, "w");
+ if (!fd) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "fopen error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ size_t bytes_writen = 0;
+
+ size_t recv_pos, recv_len;
+ struct sockaddr_in sender;
+ char buffer[DATAGRAM_LEN + HEADER_LEN];
+ int prev_len = 0;
+
+ while (file_len) {
+ send_data_request(sockfd, server_address, bytes_writen, min(file_len, DATAGRAM_LEN));
+ int timeout = 10;
+ while (poll_socket_modify_timeout(sockfd, &timeout)) {
+ size_t received_bytes = recv_message(sockfd, buffer, &sender);
+ if (sender.sin_addr.s_addr != server_address.sin_addr.s_addr || sender.sin_port != server_address.sin_port) continue;
+ sscanf(buffer, "DATA %ld %ld\n", &recv_pos, &recv_len);
+ if (recv_pos != bytes_writen) continue;
+ fwrite(buffer + received_bytes - recv_len, sizeof(char), recv_len, fd);
+ file_len -= recv_len;
+ bytes_writen += recv_len;
+ break;
+ }
+ if (prev_len != bytes_writen) {
+ prev_len = bytes_writen;
+ printf("%.3f%%\n", 100.0 * (float)(bytes_writen) / (float)(file_len+bytes_writen));
+ }
+ }
+
+ fclose(fd);
+}
+
+int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
+ if (argc != 5) {
+ printf("Usage:\n\t%s [server ip] [server port] [output file name] [file size]\n", argv[0]);
+ return -1;
+ }
+
+ int sockfd = get_socket();
+ struct sockaddr_in server_address;
+ bzero(&server_address, sizeof(server_address));
+ server_address.sin_family = AF_INET;
+ if (!inet_pton(AF_INET, argv[1], &server_address.sin_addr)) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Invalid ip address: %s\n", argv[1]);
+ return -1;
+ }
+ server_address.sin_port = htons(atoi(argv[2]));
+ if (server_address.sin_port == 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Invalid port: %s\n", argv[2]);
+ return -1;
+ }
+
+ size_t file_len = atoi(argv[4]);
+ if (file_len == 0) {
+ printf("File len is 0, nothing to do here.\n");
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ receive_file(sockfd, server_address, argv[3], file_len);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/config.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/config.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3b81646
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/config.h
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+#ifndef CONFIG_H
+#define CONFIG_H
+
+#define DATAGRAM_LEN 1000
+#define HEADER_LEN 40
+
+#define WINDOW_SIZE 3000
+#define TIMEOUT 100
+
+#endif
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka.tar.xz b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka.tar.xz
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6db8320
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka.tar.xz
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diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/config.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/config.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3b81646
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/config.h
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+#ifndef CONFIG_H
+#define CONFIG_H
+
+#define DATAGRAM_LEN 1000
+#define HEADER_LEN 40
+
+#define WINDOW_SIZE 3000
+#define TIMEOUT 100
+
+#endif
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/transport.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/transport.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9226d69
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/transport.c
@@ -0,0 +1,149 @@
+/* Projekt: Transport
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka 316093
+ */
+
+#include <netinet/ip.h>
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <stdbool.h>
+#include "config.h"
+#include "window.h"
+#include "utils.h"
+
+size_t send_datagram(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in server_address, char *buffer, size_t buffer_len) {
+ return sendto(sockfd, buffer, buffer_len, 0, (struct sockaddr*) &server_address, sizeof(server_address));
+}
+
+void send_data_request(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in server_address, size_t pos, size_t bytes) {
+ char buffer[40];
+ sprintf(buffer, "GET %ld %ld\n", pos, bytes);
+ size_t buffer_len = strlen(buffer);
+ if (send_datagram(sockfd, server_address, buffer, buffer_len) != buffer_len) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "sendto error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+}
+
+size_t recv_message(int sockfd, char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in *sender) {
+ socklen_t sender_len = sizeof(*sender);
+ bzero(buffer, HEADER_LEN + DATAGRAM_LEN);
+ bzero(sender, sizeof(*sender));
+ size_t datagram_len = recvfrom(sockfd, buffer, IP_MAXPACKET, 0,
+ (struct sockaddr*)sender, &sender_len);
+
+ if (datagram_len < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "recvfrom error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+
+ return datagram_len;
+}
+
+void request_data(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in server_address, window_t *w, size_t bytes_writen, size_t remaining_bytes) {
+ int pos = w->first_pos;
+ for (int i = 0; i < w->size && i*DATAGRAM_LEN < remaining_bytes; i++) {
+ if (w->uptodate[pos] == false) {
+ size_t bytes_to_request = min(DATAGRAM_LEN, remaining_bytes - i*DATAGRAM_LEN);
+ send_data_request(sockfd, server_address, bytes_writen + i*DATAGRAM_LEN, bytes_to_request);
+ }
+ pos = (pos + 1) % w->size;
+ }
+}
+
+void update_file(FILE *fd, window_t *w, size_t *bytes_writen, size_t *remaining_bytes) {
+ while (w->uptodate[w->first_pos] && *remaining_bytes > 0) {
+ // printf("Writing %ld\n", *bytes_writen);
+ size_t bytes_to_write = min(DATAGRAM_LEN, *remaining_bytes);
+ fwrite(w->ar[w->first_pos], sizeof(char), bytes_to_write, fd);
+ *bytes_writen += bytes_to_write;
+ *remaining_bytes -= bytes_to_write;
+ shift(w);
+ }
+}
+
+size_t recv_datagram(int sockfd, char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in server_address) {
+ struct sockaddr_in sender;
+
+ size_t received_bytes = recv_message(sockfd, buffer, &sender);
+ if (sender.sin_addr.s_addr != server_address.sin_addr.s_addr || sender.sin_port != server_address.sin_port) {
+ printf("Smieci!\n");
+ return 0;
+ }
+ return received_bytes;
+}
+
+
+void receive_file(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in server_address, const char *file_name, size_t remaining_bytes) {
+ FILE *fd = fopen(file_name, "w");
+ if (!fd) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "fopen error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ size_t bytes_writen = 0;
+
+ size_t recv_pos, recv_len;
+ char buffer[DATAGRAM_LEN + HEADER_LEN];
+ int prev_len = 0;
+ window_t w;
+ init_window(&w, WINDOW_SIZE, DATAGRAM_LEN);
+
+ while (remaining_bytes) {
+ request_data(sockfd, server_address, &w, bytes_writen, remaining_bytes);
+ int timeout = TIMEOUT;
+ while (poll_socket_modify_timeout(sockfd, &timeout)) {
+ size_t received_bytes = recv_datagram(sockfd, buffer, server_address);
+ if (received_bytes == 0) continue;
+ sscanf(buffer, "DATA %ld %ld\n", &recv_pos, &recv_len);
+ if (recv_pos < bytes_writen) continue;
+
+ int pos = (recv_pos - bytes_writen) / DATAGRAM_LEN;
+ pos = (pos + w.first_pos) % w.size;
+ if (!w.uptodate[pos]) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < recv_len; i++) {
+ w.ar[pos][i] = buffer[i + received_bytes - recv_len];
+ }
+ w.uptodate[pos] = true;
+ }
+ update_file(fd, &w, &bytes_writen, &remaining_bytes);
+ }
+
+ if (prev_len != bytes_writen) {
+ prev_len = bytes_writen;
+ printf("%.3f%%\n", 100.0 * (float)(bytes_writen) / (float)(remaining_bytes+bytes_writen));
+ }
+ }
+ destroy_window(&w);
+ fclose(fd);
+}
+
+int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
+ if (argc != 5) {
+ printf("Usage:\n\t%s [server ip] [server port] [output file name] [file size]\n", argv[0]);
+ return -1;
+ }
+
+ int sockfd = get_socket();
+ struct sockaddr_in server_address;
+ bzero(&server_address, sizeof(server_address));
+ server_address.sin_family = AF_INET;
+ if (!inet_pton(AF_INET, argv[1], &server_address.sin_addr)) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Invalid ip address: %s\n", argv[1]);
+ return -1;
+ }
+ server_address.sin_port = htons(atoi(argv[2]));
+ if (server_address.sin_port == 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Invalid port: %s\n", argv[2]);
+ return -1;
+ }
+
+ size_t file_len = atoi(argv[4]);
+ if (file_len == 0) {
+ printf("File len is 0, nothing to do here.\n");
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ receive_file(sockfd, server_address, argv[3], file_len);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/utils.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/utils.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4c2f449
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/utils.c
@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+/* Projekt: Transport
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka 316093
+ */
+
+#include "utils.h"
+#include <poll.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <netinet/ip.h>
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <string.h>
+
+size_t min(size_t x, size_t y) { return (x<y ? x : y); }
+
+int get_socket() {
+ int sockfd = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_DGRAM, 0);
+ if (sockfd < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "socket error: %s", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ return sockfd;
+}
+
+long get_time_interval(struct timespec start, struct timespec finish) {
+ return S_TO_MS(finish.tv_sec - start.tv_sec) + NS_TO_MS(finish.tv_nsec - start.tv_nsec);
+}
+
+int poll_socket_modify_timeout(int sockfd, int *timeout) {
+ if (*timeout < 0) {
+ *timeout = 0;
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ struct pollfd fds;
+ struct timespec start;
+ struct timespec finish;
+
+ fds.fd = sockfd;
+ fds.events = POLLIN;
+ fds.revents = 0;
+
+ clock_gettime(CLOCK_REALTIME, &start);
+ int result = poll(&fds, 1, *timeout);
+ clock_gettime(CLOCK_REALTIME, &finish);
+
+ if (result == -1) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "poll error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ if (result == 0) {
+ *timeout = 0;
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ *timeout -= get_time_interval(start, finish);
+ return result;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/utils.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/utils.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..eccf347
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/utils.h
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+#ifndef UTILS_H
+#define UTILS_H
+
+#include <stddef.h>
+#include <time.h>
+
+#define NS_TO_MS(X) ((long)(X) / (long)1000000)
+#define S_TO_MS(X) ((long)(X) * (long)1000)
+
+size_t min(size_t x, size_t y);
+
+int get_socket();
+
+long get_time_interval(struct timespec start, struct timespec finish);
+
+int poll_socket_modify_timeout(int sockfd, int *timeout);
+
+#endif \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/window.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/window.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c8bffad
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/window.c
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+/* Projekt: Transport
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka 316093
+ */
+
+#include "window.h"
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <strings.h>
+
+void init_window(window_t *w, int window_size, int window_width) {
+ w->ar = malloc(window_size * sizeof(char *));
+ for (int i = 0; i < window_size; i++)
+ w->ar[i] = malloc(window_width * sizeof(char));
+ w->uptodate = malloc(window_size);
+ bzero (w->uptodate, window_size);
+ w->first_pos = 0;
+ w->size = window_size;
+}
+
+void destroy_window(window_t *w) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < w->size; i++)
+ free(w->ar[i]);
+ free(w->ar);
+ free(w->uptodate);
+}
+
+void shift_while_uptodate(window_t *w) {
+ while (w->uptodate[w->first_pos]) {
+ w->uptodate[w->first_pos] = false;
+ w->first_pos = (w->first_pos + 1) % w->size;
+ }
+}
+
+void shift(window_t *w) {
+ w->uptodate[w->first_pos] = false;
+ w->first_pos = (w->first_pos + 1) % w->size;
+}
+
+void update(window_t *w, int pos, char *buffer, size_t buf_size) {
+ pos = (w->first_pos + pos) % w->size;
+ for (int i = 0; i < buf_size; i++) w->ar[pos][i] = buffer[i];
+ w->uptodate[pos] = true;
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/window.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/window.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..63e89cc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/franciszek_malinka/window.h
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+#ifndef WINDOW_H
+#define WINDOW_H
+
+#include <stdbool.h>
+#include <stddef.h>
+
+typedef struct {
+ char **ar;
+ bool *uptodate;
+ int size;
+ int first_pos;
+} window_t;
+
+void init_window(window_t *w, int window_size, int window_width);
+
+void destroy_window(window_t *w);
+
+void shift_while_uptodate(window_t *w);
+
+void shift(window_t *w);
+
+void update(window_t *w, int pos, char *buffer, size_t buf_size);
+
+#endif \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/p3.pdf b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/p3.pdf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..14f1261
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/p3.pdf
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diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/transport.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/transport.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9226d69
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/transport.c
@@ -0,0 +1,149 @@
+/* Projekt: Transport
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka 316093
+ */
+
+#include <netinet/ip.h>
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <stdbool.h>
+#include "config.h"
+#include "window.h"
+#include "utils.h"
+
+size_t send_datagram(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in server_address, char *buffer, size_t buffer_len) {
+ return sendto(sockfd, buffer, buffer_len, 0, (struct sockaddr*) &server_address, sizeof(server_address));
+}
+
+void send_data_request(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in server_address, size_t pos, size_t bytes) {
+ char buffer[40];
+ sprintf(buffer, "GET %ld %ld\n", pos, bytes);
+ size_t buffer_len = strlen(buffer);
+ if (send_datagram(sockfd, server_address, buffer, buffer_len) != buffer_len) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "sendto error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+}
+
+size_t recv_message(int sockfd, char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in *sender) {
+ socklen_t sender_len = sizeof(*sender);
+ bzero(buffer, HEADER_LEN + DATAGRAM_LEN);
+ bzero(sender, sizeof(*sender));
+ size_t datagram_len = recvfrom(sockfd, buffer, IP_MAXPACKET, 0,
+ (struct sockaddr*)sender, &sender_len);
+
+ if (datagram_len < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "recvfrom error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+
+ return datagram_len;
+}
+
+void request_data(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in server_address, window_t *w, size_t bytes_writen, size_t remaining_bytes) {
+ int pos = w->first_pos;
+ for (int i = 0; i < w->size && i*DATAGRAM_LEN < remaining_bytes; i++) {
+ if (w->uptodate[pos] == false) {
+ size_t bytes_to_request = min(DATAGRAM_LEN, remaining_bytes - i*DATAGRAM_LEN);
+ send_data_request(sockfd, server_address, bytes_writen + i*DATAGRAM_LEN, bytes_to_request);
+ }
+ pos = (pos + 1) % w->size;
+ }
+}
+
+void update_file(FILE *fd, window_t *w, size_t *bytes_writen, size_t *remaining_bytes) {
+ while (w->uptodate[w->first_pos] && *remaining_bytes > 0) {
+ // printf("Writing %ld\n", *bytes_writen);
+ size_t bytes_to_write = min(DATAGRAM_LEN, *remaining_bytes);
+ fwrite(w->ar[w->first_pos], sizeof(char), bytes_to_write, fd);
+ *bytes_writen += bytes_to_write;
+ *remaining_bytes -= bytes_to_write;
+ shift(w);
+ }
+}
+
+size_t recv_datagram(int sockfd, char *buffer, struct sockaddr_in server_address) {
+ struct sockaddr_in sender;
+
+ size_t received_bytes = recv_message(sockfd, buffer, &sender);
+ if (sender.sin_addr.s_addr != server_address.sin_addr.s_addr || sender.sin_port != server_address.sin_port) {
+ printf("Smieci!\n");
+ return 0;
+ }
+ return received_bytes;
+}
+
+
+void receive_file(int sockfd, struct sockaddr_in server_address, const char *file_name, size_t remaining_bytes) {
+ FILE *fd = fopen(file_name, "w");
+ if (!fd) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "fopen error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ size_t bytes_writen = 0;
+
+ size_t recv_pos, recv_len;
+ char buffer[DATAGRAM_LEN + HEADER_LEN];
+ int prev_len = 0;
+ window_t w;
+ init_window(&w, WINDOW_SIZE, DATAGRAM_LEN);
+
+ while (remaining_bytes) {
+ request_data(sockfd, server_address, &w, bytes_writen, remaining_bytes);
+ int timeout = TIMEOUT;
+ while (poll_socket_modify_timeout(sockfd, &timeout)) {
+ size_t received_bytes = recv_datagram(sockfd, buffer, server_address);
+ if (received_bytes == 0) continue;
+ sscanf(buffer, "DATA %ld %ld\n", &recv_pos, &recv_len);
+ if (recv_pos < bytes_writen) continue;
+
+ int pos = (recv_pos - bytes_writen) / DATAGRAM_LEN;
+ pos = (pos + w.first_pos) % w.size;
+ if (!w.uptodate[pos]) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < recv_len; i++) {
+ w.ar[pos][i] = buffer[i + received_bytes - recv_len];
+ }
+ w.uptodate[pos] = true;
+ }
+ update_file(fd, &w, &bytes_writen, &remaining_bytes);
+ }
+
+ if (prev_len != bytes_writen) {
+ prev_len = bytes_writen;
+ printf("%.3f%%\n", 100.0 * (float)(bytes_writen) / (float)(remaining_bytes+bytes_writen));
+ }
+ }
+ destroy_window(&w);
+ fclose(fd);
+}
+
+int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
+ if (argc != 5) {
+ printf("Usage:\n\t%s [server ip] [server port] [output file name] [file size]\n", argv[0]);
+ return -1;
+ }
+
+ int sockfd = get_socket();
+ struct sockaddr_in server_address;
+ bzero(&server_address, sizeof(server_address));
+ server_address.sin_family = AF_INET;
+ if (!inet_pton(AF_INET, argv[1], &server_address.sin_addr)) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Invalid ip address: %s\n", argv[1]);
+ return -1;
+ }
+ server_address.sin_port = htons(atoi(argv[2]));
+ if (server_address.sin_port == 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "Invalid port: %s\n", argv[2]);
+ return -1;
+ }
+
+ size_t file_len = atoi(argv[4]);
+ if (file_len == 0) {
+ printf("File len is 0, nothing to do here.\n");
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ receive_file(sockfd, server_address, argv[3], file_len);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/utils.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/utils.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4c2f449
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/utils.c
@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+/* Projekt: Transport
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka 316093
+ */
+
+#include "utils.h"
+#include <poll.h>
+#include <errno.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <netinet/ip.h>
+#include <arpa/inet.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <string.h>
+
+size_t min(size_t x, size_t y) { return (x<y ? x : y); }
+
+int get_socket() {
+ int sockfd = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_DGRAM, 0);
+ if (sockfd < 0) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "socket error: %s", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ return sockfd;
+}
+
+long get_time_interval(struct timespec start, struct timespec finish) {
+ return S_TO_MS(finish.tv_sec - start.tv_sec) + NS_TO_MS(finish.tv_nsec - start.tv_nsec);
+}
+
+int poll_socket_modify_timeout(int sockfd, int *timeout) {
+ if (*timeout < 0) {
+ *timeout = 0;
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ struct pollfd fds;
+ struct timespec start;
+ struct timespec finish;
+
+ fds.fd = sockfd;
+ fds.events = POLLIN;
+ fds.revents = 0;
+
+ clock_gettime(CLOCK_REALTIME, &start);
+ int result = poll(&fds, 1, *timeout);
+ clock_gettime(CLOCK_REALTIME, &finish);
+
+ if (result == -1) {
+ fprintf(stderr, "poll error: %s\n", strerror(errno));
+ exit(EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+ if (result == 0) {
+ *timeout = 0;
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ *timeout -= get_time_interval(start, finish);
+ return result;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/utils.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/utils.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..eccf347
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/utils.h
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+#ifndef UTILS_H
+#define UTILS_H
+
+#include <stddef.h>
+#include <time.h>
+
+#define NS_TO_MS(X) ((long)(X) / (long)1000000)
+#define S_TO_MS(X) ((long)(X) * (long)1000)
+
+size_t min(size_t x, size_t y);
+
+int get_socket();
+
+long get_time_interval(struct timespec start, struct timespec finish);
+
+int poll_socket_modify_timeout(int sockfd, int *timeout);
+
+#endif \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/window.c b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/window.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c8bffad
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/window.c
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+/* Projekt: Transport
+ * Autor: Franciszek Malinka 316093
+ */
+
+#include "window.h"
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <strings.h>
+
+void init_window(window_t *w, int window_size, int window_width) {
+ w->ar = malloc(window_size * sizeof(char *));
+ for (int i = 0; i < window_size; i++)
+ w->ar[i] = malloc(window_width * sizeof(char));
+ w->uptodate = malloc(window_size);
+ bzero (w->uptodate, window_size);
+ w->first_pos = 0;
+ w->size = window_size;
+}
+
+void destroy_window(window_t *w) {
+ for (int i = 0; i < w->size; i++)
+ free(w->ar[i]);
+ free(w->ar);
+ free(w->uptodate);
+}
+
+void shift_while_uptodate(window_t *w) {
+ while (w->uptodate[w->first_pos]) {
+ w->uptodate[w->first_pos] = false;
+ w->first_pos = (w->first_pos + 1) % w->size;
+ }
+}
+
+void shift(window_t *w) {
+ w->uptodate[w->first_pos] = false;
+ w->first_pos = (w->first_pos + 1) % w->size;
+}
+
+void update(window_t *w, int pos, char *buffer, size_t buf_size) {
+ pos = (w->first_pos + pos) % w->size;
+ for (int i = 0; i < buf_size; i++) w->ar[pos][i] = buffer[i];
+ w->uptodate[pos] = true;
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/window.h b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/window.h
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..63e89cc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/pracownia3/window.h
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+#ifndef WINDOW_H
+#define WINDOW_H
+
+#include <stdbool.h>
+#include <stddef.h>
+
+typedef struct {
+ char **ar;
+ bool *uptodate;
+ int size;
+ int first_pos;
+} window_t;
+
+void init_window(window_t *w, int window_size, int window_width);
+
+void destroy_window(window_t *w);
+
+void shift_while_uptodate(window_t *w);
+
+void shift(window_t *w);
+
+void update(window_t *w, int pos, char *buffer, size_t buf_size);
+
+#endif \ No newline at end of file
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diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185551.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185551.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5d5af6a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185551.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+typedef long long ll;
+#define pb push_back
+#define st first
+#define nd second
+
+const int N = 1000007;
+
+map<ll, int> M;
+ll tab[N];
+vector <ll> v;
+queue <pair<ll, int>> q;
+
+int main () {
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ cin.tie(0);
+ ll n, a=-1, b=0;
+ M[0]=1;
+ cin>>n;
+ for(int i=0; i<n; i++) {
+ cin>>tab[i];
+ }
+ sort(tab, tab+n);
+ for(int i=0; i<n; i++) {
+ if(a!=tab[i]) b=0;
+ a=tab[i];
+ if(M[a]-b==0) {
+ for(auto u : M) {
+ if(u.nd>0) q.push({u.st+a, u.nd});
+ }
+ while(!q.empty()) M[q.front().st]+=q.front().nd, q.pop();
+ v.pb(a);
+ }
+ b++;
+ }
+ cout<<v.size()<<"\n";
+ for(auto u : v) {
+ cout<<u<<" ";
+ }
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185786.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185786.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c858652
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185786.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,59 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+string jednosci[20] = {"", "jeden ", "dwa ", "trzy ", "cztery ", "piec ", "szesc ", "siedem ", "osiem ", "dziewiec "};
+string setki[20] = {"", "sto ", "dwiescie ", "trzysta ", "czterysta ", "piecset ", "szescset ", "siedemset ", "osiemset ", "dziewiecset "};
+string dziesiatki[20] = {"", "", "dwadziescia ", "trzydziesci ", "czterdziesci ", "piecdziesiat ", "szescdziesiat ", "siedemdziesiat ", "osiemdziesiat ", "dziewiecdziesiat "};
+string nastki[20] = {"dziesiec ", "jedenascie ", "dwanascie ", "trzynascie ", "czternascie ", "pietnascie ", "szesnascie ", "siedemnascie ", "osiemnascie ", "dziewietnascie "};
+string mil[20] = {"milionow ", "milionow ", "miliony ", "miliony ", "miliony ", "milionow ", "milionow ", "milionow ", "milionow ", "milionow "};
+string tys[20] = {"tysiecy ", "tysiecy ", "tysiace ", "tysiace ", "tysiace ", "tysiecy ", "tysiecy ", "tysiecy ", "tysiecy ", "tysiecy "};
+
+string do_stu(int n) {
+ string odp="";
+ if(n!=0) {
+ odp+=setki[n/100];
+ int dzies=(n/10)%10;
+ if(dzies!=1) {
+ odp+=dziesiatki[dzies];
+ odp+=jednosci[n%10];
+ }
+ else odp+=nastki[n%10];
+ }
+ return odp;
+}
+
+string miliony(int n) {
+ string odp="";
+ if(n==1) return "milion ";
+ if(n==0) return "";
+ odp+=do_stu(n);
+ int dzies = (n/10)%10;
+ if(dzies==1) odp+="milionow ";
+ else odp+=mil[n%10];
+ return odp;
+}
+
+string tysiace(int n) {
+ string odp="";
+ if(n==1) return "tysiac ";
+ if(n==0) return "";
+ odp+=do_stu(n);
+ int dzies = (n/10)%10;
+ if(dzies==1) odp+="tysiecy ";
+ else odp+=tys[n%10];
+ return odp;
+}
+
+int main () {
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ cin.tie(0);
+ int n;
+ cin>>n;
+ if(n==0) {
+ cout<<"zero";
+ return 0;
+ }
+ string wynik= miliony(n/1000000)+tysiace((n/1000)%1000)+do_stu(n%1000);
+ cout<<wynik;
+}
+
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185814.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185814.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2823f37
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185814.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,64 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+string Jedn[] = {"","jeden","dwa","trzy","cztery","piec","szesc","siedem","osiem","dziewiec"};
+string Nasc[] = {"dziesiec","jedenascie","dwanascie","trzynascie","czternascie","pietnascie","szesnascie","siedemnascie","osiemnascie","dziewietnascie"};
+string Dzie[] = {"","","dwadziescia","trzydziesci","czterdziesci","piecdziesiat","szescdziesiat","siedemdziesiat","osiemdziesiat","dziewiecdziesiat"};
+string Setk[] = {"","sto","dwiescie","trzysta","czterysta","piecset","szescset","siedemset","osiemset","dziewiecset"};
+
+string fragment(int liczba){
+ string ret;
+ int s = liczba/100, d = (liczba/10)%10, j = liczba%10;
+ ret += Setk[s];
+ if(Setk[s] != "") ret += " ";
+
+ if(d == 1) ret += Nasc[j];
+ else{
+ ret += Dzie[d];
+ if(Dzie[d] != "") ret += " ";
+ ret += Jedn[j];
+ }
+ return ret;
+}
+
+string miliony(int ile){
+ if(ile == 0) return "";
+ if(ile == 1) return "milion";
+ int d = ile%10, j = (ile/10)%10;
+ if((d >= 2 && d <= 4) && j != 1) return "miliony";
+ return "milionow";
+}
+
+string tysiace(int ile){
+ if(ile == 0) return "";
+ if(ile == 1) return "tysiac";
+ int d = ile%10, j = (ile/10)%10;
+ if((d >= 2 && d <= 4) && j != 1) return "tysiace";
+ return "tysiecy";
+}
+
+int main(){
+ int n;
+ string wyr;
+ cin >> n;
+ int mln = n/1000000, tys = (n/1000)%1000, jed = n%1000;
+
+ if(n == 0){
+ cout << "zero";
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ wyr = fragment(mln);
+ if(wyr != "jeden") cout << wyr;
+ if(wyr != "" && wyr != "jeden") cout << " ";
+ cout << miliony(mln);
+ if(wyr != "") cout << " ";
+
+ wyr = fragment(tys);
+ if(wyr != "jeden") cout << wyr;
+ if(wyr != "" && wyr != "jeden") cout << " ";
+ cout << tysiace(tys);
+ if(wyr != "") cout << " ";
+
+ cout << fragment(jed);
+} \ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185880.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185880.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2643585
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185880.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,131 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+void dziesiatki ( int x);
+void sety ( int x);
+
+string od1do9[]= { "zero", "jeden", "dwa", "trzy", "cztery", "piec", "szesc", "siedem", "osiem", "dziewiec"};
+string od10do19[]= { "dziesiec", "jedynascie", "dwanascie", "trzynascie", "czternascie", "pietnascie", "szesnascie", "siedemnacie", "osiemnascie", "dziewietnascie"};
+string od20do90[]= {"", "dwadziescia", "trzydziesci", "czterdziesci", "piecdziesciat", "szescdziesciat", "siedemdziesiat", "osiemdziesiat", "dziewiecdziesiat"};
+string od200do900[]= { "", "dwiescie", "trzysta", "czterysta", "piecset", "szescset", "siedemset", "osiemset", "dziewiecset"};
+
+void miliony ( int x) {
+ if ( x==1) {
+ cout<<"milion ";
+ return;
+ }
+
+ dziesiatki(x);
+ if ( x >= 2 && x<=4) {
+ cout<<"miliony ";
+ } else {
+ cout<<"milionow ";
+ }
+}
+
+void tysiace ( int x) {
+ if ( x==1) {
+ cout<<"tysiac ";
+ } else {
+ if ( x==100) {
+ cout<<"sto tysiecy";
+ } else {
+ if ( x<10) {
+ if ( x<=4) {
+ cout<<od1do9[x]<<" "<<"tysiace ";
+ } else {
+ cout<<od1do9[x]<<" "<<"tysiacy ";
+ }
+
+ } else {
+
+ if ( x>=10 && x<=99) {
+ dziesiatki(x);
+ } else {
+ cout<<od200do900[x/100-1]<<" ";
+ if ( x%100>=10) {
+ dziesiatki(x);
+ }
+ else {
+ if ( x%100>=1 && x%100<=9) {
+ cout<<od1do9[x]<<" ";
+ }
+ }
+
+ }
+ cout<<"tysiecy ";
+ }
+ }
+
+ }
+}
+
+void sety ( int x) {
+ if ( x<100) {
+ if ( x>=10) {
+ dziesiatki(x);
+ } else {
+ if (x!=0) {
+ cout<<od1do9[x]<<" ";
+ }
+
+ }
+ } else {
+
+ if ( x==100) {
+ cout<<"sto ";
+ } else {
+ if ( x/100==1) {
+ cout<<"sto ";
+ dziesiatki(x%100);
+ } else {
+ cout<<od200do900[x/100-1]<<" ";
+ dziesiatki(x%100);
+ }
+
+
+ }
+}
+}
+
+
+void dziesiatki ( int x) {
+ if ( x!=0) {
+ if ( x/10 == 1) {
+ cout<<od10do19[x%10]<<" ";
+ } else {
+ if ( x%10==0) {
+ cout<<od20do90[x/10-1]<<" ";
+ }
+ if ( x/10==0 && x%10!=0) {
+
+ cout<<od1do9[x/10]<<" ";
+ } else {
+ assert ( x/10!=0);
+ assert ( x%10!=0);
+ cout<<od20do90[x/10-1]<<" ";
+ cout<<od1do9[x%10]<<" ";
+ }
+
+ }
+}
+}
+
+int main() {
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ cin.tie(0);
+ int n;
+ cin>>n;
+ if ( n>=1000000) {
+ miliony ( n/1000000);
+ }
+ n=n%1000000;
+ if ( n>=1000) {
+ tysiace( n/1000);
+ }
+ n=n%1000;
+
+ sety (n);
+}
+
+//bedy 999999
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185951.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185951.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..df7c356
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185951.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,109 @@
+#include<iostream>
+using namespace std;
+
+int max_miesiac[12]={31,28,31,30,31,30,31,31,30,31,30,31};
+string dzien[2]={"dzien","dni"};
+string godziny[3]={"godzina","godziny","godzin"};
+string minuty[3]={"minuta","minuty","minut"};
+string sekundy[3]={"sekunda","sekundy","sekund"};
+
+string wypisz(int a, char wyz)
+{
+ int dz=a/10;
+ int j=a%10;
+ if(wyz=='g'){
+ if(j==1 and dz==0){
+ return godziny[0];
+ }else{
+ if(j>=2 and j<=4 and (dz>=2 or dz==0)){
+ return godziny[1];
+ }else{
+ return godziny[2];
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ if(wyz=='m'){
+ if(j==1 and dz==0){
+ return minuty[0];
+ }else{
+ if(j>=2 and j<=4 and (dz>=2 or dz==0)){
+ return minuty[1];
+ }else{
+ return minuty[2];
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ if(wyz=='s'){
+ if(j==1 and dz==0){
+ return sekundy[0];
+ }else{
+ if(j>=2 and j<=4 and (dz>=2 or dz==0)){
+ return sekundy[1];
+ }else{
+ return sekundy[2];
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ return "";
+}
+
+int main(){
+int rok,mies,dni,godz,mi,sek;
+long long time1=0,time2=0;
+char p;
+cin>>rok>>p>>mies>>p>>dni>>godz>>p>>mi>>p>>sek;
+time1=time1+sek+(mi*60)+(godz*3600)+((dni-1)*86400);
+for(int i=0;i<mies-1;i++){
+ if(i==1 and (rok%4==0 and rok!=1900)){
+ time1+=(29*86400);
+ }else{
+ time1+=(max_miesiac[i]*86400);
+ }
+}
+for(int i=1900;i<rok;i++){
+ if(i%4==0 and i!=1900){
+ time1+=(366*86400);
+ }else{
+ time1+=(365*86400);
+ }
+}
+cin>>rok>>p>>mies>>p>>dni>>godz>>p>>mi>>p>>sek;
+cin>>p;
+time2=time2+sek+(mi*60)+(godz*3600)+((dni-1)*86400);
+for(int i=0;i<mies-1;i++){
+ if(i==1 and (rok%4==0 and rok!=1900)){
+ time2+=(29*86400);
+ }else{
+ time2+=(max_miesiac[i]*86400);
+ }
+}
+for(int i=1900;i<rok;i++){
+ if(i%4==0 and i!=1900){
+ time2+=(366*86400);
+ }else{
+ time2+=(365*86400);
+ }
+}
+time1=time2-time1;
+dni=time1/86400;
+godz=(time1/3600)%24;
+mi=(time1/60)%60;
+sek=time1%60;
+if(dni>0){
+ if(dni==1){
+ cout<<dni<<" "<<dzien[0]<<" ";
+ }else{
+ cout<<dni<<" "<<dzien[1]<<" ";
+ }
+}
+if(godz>0){
+ cout<<godz<<" "<<wypisz(godz,'g')<<" ";
+}
+if(mi>0){
+ cout<<mi<<" "<<wypisz(mi,'m')<<" ";
+}
+if(sek>0){
+ cout<<sek<<" "<<wypisz(sek,'s')<<" ";
+}
+return 0;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185952.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185952.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4dc8f72
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185952.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,113 @@
+#include<bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+int tab[13]= {31,28,31,30,31,30,31,31,30,31,30,31};
+
+int czas(string dt,string g)
+{
+ int lata,msc,dni;
+ long long c1,c2;
+ lata=dt[0]*1000+dt[1]*100+dt[2]*10+dt[3]-'0'*1111-1900;
+ msc=dt[5]*10+dt[6]-11*'0';
+ dni=0;
+ c1=(dt[8]*10+dt[9]-11*'0'-1)*86400;
+ c1+=(g[0]*10+g[1]-11*'0')*3600;
+ c1+=(g[3]*10+g[4]-11*'0')*60;
+ c1+=g[6]*10+g[7]-11*'0';
+ for(int i=0; i<lata*12+msc-1; i++)
+ {
+ if(i%48==0 && dt[1]!=9 && dt[2]!=0 && dt[3]!=0)
+ {
+ c1+=86400;
+ }
+ c1+=tab[i%12]*86400;
+ }
+ return c1;
+}
+int main()
+{
+ long long wynik=0;
+ string dt,g;
+ cin >> dt >> g;
+ long long w1=czas(dt,g);
+ cin >> dt >> g;
+ int n;
+ cin >> n;
+ long long w2=czas(dt,g);
+ long long w=w2-w1;
+ int d=w/86400;
+ w%=86400;
+ int h=w/3600;
+ w%=3600;
+ int m=w/60;
+ w%=60;
+ int s=w;
+ if(d!=0)
+ {
+ cout << d << ' ';
+ if(d==1)
+ {
+ cout << "dzien ";
+ }
+ else
+ {
+ cout << "dni ";
+ }
+ }
+ if(h!=0)
+ {
+ cout << h << ' ';
+ if(h==1)
+ {
+ cout << "godzina ";
+ }
+ else if(h%10>=2 && h%10<=4 && (h<=11 || h>=15))
+ {
+ cout << "godziny ";
+ }
+ else
+ {
+ cout << "godzin ";
+ }
+
+ }
+ if(m!=0)
+ {
+ cout << m << ' ';
+ if(m==1)
+ {
+ cout << "minuta ";
+ }
+ else if(m%10>=2 && m%10<=4 && (m<=11 || m>=15))
+ {
+ cout << "minuty ";
+ }
+ else
+ {
+ cout << "minut ";
+ }
+
+ }
+ if(s!=0)
+ {
+ cout << s << ' ';
+ if(s==1)
+ {
+ cout << "sekunda ";
+ }
+ else if(h%10>=2 && h%10<=4 && (h<=11 || h>=15))
+ {
+ cout << "sekundy ";
+ }
+ else
+ {
+ cout << "sekund ";
+ }
+
+ }
+ cout << "\n";
+}
+
+
+
+
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185992.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185992.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..491f748
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/185992.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,117 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+void dziesiatki ( int x);
+void sety ( int x);
+
+string od1do9[]= { "zero", "jeden", "dwa", "trzy", "cztery", "piec", "szesc", "siedem", "osiem", "dziewiec"};
+string od10do19[]= { "dziesiec", "jedenascie", "dwanascie", "trzynascie", "czternascie", "pietnascie", "szesnascie", "siedemnascie", "osiemnascie", "dziewietnascie"};
+string od20do90[]= {"", "dwadziescia", "trzydziesci", "czterdziesci", "piecdziesiat", "szescdziesiat", "siedemdziesiat", "osiemdziesiat", "dziewiecdziesiat"};
+string od200do900[]= { "", "dwiescie", "trzysta", "czterysta", "piecset", "szescset", "siedemset", "osiemset", "dziewiecset"};
+
+void miliony ( int x) {
+ if ( x==1) {
+ cout<<"milion ";
+ return;
+ }
+ dziesiatki(x);
+ if ( ( x >= 2 && x<=4) || ( x%10 >= 2 && x%10<=4) ) {
+ cout<<"miliony ";
+ return;
+ } else {
+ cout<<"milionow ";
+ return;
+ }
+
+}
+
+void tysiace ( int x) {
+ if ( x==1) {
+ cout<<"tysiac ";
+ return;
+ }
+ if ( x==100) {
+ cout<<"sto tysiecy";
+ return;
+ }
+ if ( x<10) {
+ if ( x<=4) {
+ cout<<od1do9[x]<<" "<<"tysiace ";
+ } else {
+ cout<<od1do9[x]<<" "<<"tysiecy ";
+ }
+ return;
+ }
+ if ( x>=10 && x<=99) {
+ dziesiatki(x);
+ if ( x%10>=2 && x%10<=4) {
+ cout<<"tysiece ";
+ return;
+ }
+ cout<<"tysiecy ";
+ return;
+ }
+ cout<<od200do900[x/100-1]<<" ";
+ dziesiatki(x%100);
+
+ cout<<"tysiecy ";
+}
+
+void sety ( int x) {
+ if ( x<100) {
+ if ( x>=10 ) {
+ dziesiatki(x);
+ return;
+ }
+ if (x!=0 && x<10) {
+ cout<<od1do9[x]<<" ";
+ return;
+ }
+ }
+
+ if ( x==100) {
+ cout<<"sto ";
+ return;
+ }
+ if ( x/100==1) {
+ cout<<"sto ";
+ dziesiatki(x%100);
+ return;
+ }
+ cout<<od200do900[x/100-1]<<" ";
+ dziesiatki(x%100);
+}
+
+
+void dziesiatki ( int x) {
+ if ( x!=0) {
+ if ( x/10 == 1) {
+ cout<<od10do19[x%10]<<" ";
+ return;
+ }
+ if ( x/10 == 0 && x%10 != 0) {
+ cout<<od1do9[x%10]<<" ";
+ return;
+ }
+ cout<<od20do90[x/10-1]<<" ";
+ if ( x%10!=0) {
+ cout<<od1do9[x%10]<<" ";
+ }
+}
+}
+
+int main() {
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(false);
+ cin.tie(0);
+ int n;
+ cin>>n;
+ if ( n>=1000000) {
+ miliony ( n/1000000);
+ }
+ n=n%1000000;
+ if ( n>=1000) {
+ tysiace( n/1000);
+ }
+ n=n%1000;
+ sety (n);
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/186033.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/186033.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..85911e3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/186033.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,101 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+
+using namespace std;
+
+#define st first
+#define nd second
+#define pb push_back
+#define sz(x) (int)(x).size()
+#define ll long long
+ll mod=1000000007;
+int inf=1000000007;
+ll infl=1000000000000000007;
+
+int seg[4*600007];
+int lazy[4*600007];
+int pot=1;
+
+void push(int v,int sz)
+{
+ if(lazy[v]!=0)
+ {
+ seg[2*v]=sz/2*lazy[v];
+ lazy[2*v]=lazy[v];
+ seg[2*v+1]=sz/2*lazy[v];
+ lazy[2*v+1]=lazy[v];
+ }
+ lazy[v]=0;
+}
+
+void ins(int u,int a,int b,int l,int r,int v)
+{
+ if(a<=l&&b>=r)
+ {
+ lazy[u]=v;
+ seg[u]=(r-l+1)*v;
+ return ;
+ }
+ if(l>b||r<a) return ;
+ push(u,r-l+1);
+ ins(2*u,a,b,l,(l+r)/2,v);
+ ins(2*u+1,a,b,(l+r)/2+1,r,v);
+ seg[u]=seg[2*u]+seg[2*u+1];
+}
+
+int que(int u,int a,int b,int l,int r)
+{
+ if(a<=l&&b>=r) return seg[u];
+ if(l>b||r<a) return 0;
+ push(u,r-l+1);
+ return que(2*u,a,b,l,(l+r)/2)+que(2*u+1,a,b,(l+r)/2+1,r);
+}
+
+unordered_map<int,int>mapa;
+int l[100007];
+int r[100007];
+
+int main()
+{
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(0);
+ cin.tie(0);
+ cout.tie(0);
+ int n,h,ans=2;
+ cin>>n>>h;
+ set<int>S;
+ S.insert(1);
+ S.insert(h);
+ for(int i=1;i<=n;i++)
+ {
+ cin>>l[i]>>r[i];
+ l[i]++;
+ if(l[i]!=h) S.insert(l[i]+1);
+ if(l[i]!=1) S.insert(l[i]-1);
+ if(r[i]!=h) S.insert(r[i]+1);
+ if(r[i]!=1) S.insert(r[i]-1);
+ S.insert(l[i]);
+ S.insert(r[i]);
+ }
+ int it=0;
+ mapa.reserve(sz(S)+2);
+ for(auto x:S) mapa[x]=++it;
+ for(int i=1;i<=n;i++)
+ {
+ l[i]=mapa[l[i]];
+ r[i]=mapa[r[i]];
+ }
+ while(pot<it) pot*=2;
+ ins(1,1,it,1,pot,2);
+ for(int i=1;i<=n;i++)
+ {
+ ins(1,l[i],r[i],1,pot,1);
+ if(seg[1]==it)
+ {
+ ans+=2;
+ ins(1,1,l[i]-1,1,pot,2);
+ ins(1,r[i]+1,it,1,pot,2);
+ }
+ }
+ cout<<ans;
+
+ return 0;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/186164.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/186164.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d747a00
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/186164.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,270 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+
+using namespace std;
+
+#define st first
+#define nd second
+#define pb push_back
+#define sz(x) (int)(x).size()
+#define ll long long
+ll mod=1000000007;
+int inf=1000000007;
+ll infl=1000000000000000007;
+
+int a[77][77];
+int id[77][77];
+int id1[77][77];
+int id2[77][77];
+set<int>G[15007];
+int cap1[3507][3507];
+unordered_map<int,int>cap[15007];
+int o[15007];
+bool odw[15007];
+int s=1,t;
+char ans[77][77][3][3];
+
+bool dfs(int v)
+{
+ //cout<<v<<endl;
+ odw[v]=1;
+ if(v==t) return 1;
+ for(auto u:G[v])
+ {
+ if(odw[u]) continue;
+ o[u]=v;
+ if(dfs(u)) return 1;
+ }
+ return 0;
+}
+
+int flow()
+{
+ int F=0;
+ while(dfs(s))
+ {
+ memset(odw,0,sizeof odw);
+ int p=t,f=inf;
+ while(p!=s)
+ {
+ if(o[p]<=3500&&p<=3500) f=min(f,cap1[o[p]][p]);
+ else f=min(f,cap[o[p]][p]);
+ p=o[p];
+ }
+ F+=f;
+ p=t;
+ while(p!=s)
+ {
+ if(o[p]<=3500&&p<=3500)
+ {
+ cap1[o[p]][p]-=f;
+ if(cap1[o[p]][p]==0) G[o[p]].erase(p);
+ cap1[p][o[p]]+=f;
+ }
+ else
+ {
+ cap[o[p]][p]-=f;
+ if(cap[o[p]][p]==0) G[o[p]].erase(p);
+ cap[p][o[p]]+=f;
+ }
+ G[p].insert(o[p]);
+ p=o[p];
+ }
+ }
+ return F;
+}
+
+void gg()
+{
+ cout<<"NIE";
+ exit(0);
+}
+
+void edge(int u,int v,int c)
+{
+ G[u].insert(v);
+ if(u<=3500&&v<=3500) cap1[u][v]=c;
+ else cap[u][v]=c;
+}
+
+
+void connect(int x,int y,int x1,int y1)
+{
+ if(a[x][y]==2)
+ {
+ if(a[x1][y1]==2)
+ {
+ if(x==x1) edge(id2[x][y],id2[x1][y1],1);
+ else edge(id1[x][y],id1[x1][y1],1);
+ }
+ else
+ {
+ if(x==x1) edge(id2[x][y],id[x1][y1],1);
+ else edge(id1[x][y],id[x1][y1],1);
+ }
+ }
+ else
+ {
+ if(a[x1][y1]==2)
+ {
+ if(x==x1) edge(id[x][y],id2[x1][y1],1);
+ else edge(id[x][y],id1[x1][y1],1);
+ }
+ else edge(id[x][y],id[x1][y1],1);
+ }
+}
+bool is(int x,int y,int x1,int y1)
+{
+ if(a[x][y]==2)
+ {
+ if(a[x1][y1]==2)
+ {
+ if(x==x1) return G[id2[x][y]].count(id2[x1][y1]);
+ else return G[id1[x][y]].count(id1[x1][y1]);
+ }
+ else
+ {
+ if(x==x1) return G[id2[x][y]].count(id[x1][y1]);
+ else return G[id1[x][y]].count(id[x1][y1]);
+ }
+ }
+ else
+ {
+ if(a[x1][y1]==2)
+ {
+ if(x==x1) return G[id[x][y]].count(id2[x1][y1]);
+ else return G[id[x][y]].count(id1[x1][y1]);
+ }
+ else return G[id[x][y]].count(id[x1][y1]);
+ }
+}
+
+int main()
+{
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(0);
+ cin.tie(0);
+ cout.tie(0);
+ int n,m,sum[2]={0,0};
+ cin>>n>>m;
+ for(int i=1;i<=n;i++)
+ {
+ for(int j=1;j<=m;j++)
+ {
+ cin>>a[i][j];
+ for(int k=0;k<3;k++) for(int l=0;l<3;l++) ans[i][j][k][l]='.';
+ if(a[i][j]!=0) ans[i][j][1][1]='O';
+ sum[(i+j)%2]+=a[i][j];
+ }
+ }
+ if(sum[0]!=sum[1]) gg();
+ edge(1,2,sum[0]);
+ int it=2;
+ for(int i=1;i<=n;i++)
+ {
+ for(int j=1;j<=m;j++)
+ {
+ if(a[i][j]==0) continue;
+ id[i][j]=++it;
+ if(a[i][j]==2)
+ {
+ id1[i][j]=++it;
+ id2[i][j]=++it;
+ if((i+j)%2)
+ {
+ edge(id[i][j],id1[i][j],1);
+ edge(id[i][j],id2[i][j],1);
+ }
+ else
+ {
+ edge(id1[i][j],id[i][j],1);
+ edge(id2[i][j],id[i][j],1);
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ it+=2;
+ t=it;
+ edge(it-1,it,sum[0]);
+ for(int i=1;i<=n;i++)
+ {
+ for(int j=1;j<=m;j++)
+ {
+ if(a[i][j]==0) continue;
+ if((i+j)%2) edge(2,id[i][j],a[i][j]);
+ else edge(id[i][j],it-1,a[i][j]);
+ }
+ }
+ for(int i=1;i<=n;i++)
+ {
+ for(int j=1;j<=m;j++)
+ {
+ if((i+j)%2==0||a[i][j]==0) continue;
+ if(a[i-1][j]!=0) connect(i,j,i-1,j);
+ if(a[i+1][j]!=0) connect(i,j,i+1,j);
+ if(a[i][j-1]!=0) connect(i,j,i,j-1);
+ if(a[i][j+1]!=0) connect(i,j,i,j+1);
+ }
+ }
+ if(flow()!=sum[0]) gg();
+ //cout<<sum[0]<<endl;
+ for(int i=1;i<=n;i++)
+ {
+ for(int j=1;j<=m;j++)
+ {
+ if((i+j)%2==0||a[i][j]==0) continue;
+ if(a[i-1][j]!=0)
+ {
+ if(!is(i,j,i-1,j))
+ {
+ //cout<<i<<" "<<j<<" "<<i-1<<" "<<j<<endl;
+ ans[i][j][0][1]='X';
+ ans[i-1][j][2][1]='X';
+ }
+ }
+ if(a[i+1][j]!=0)
+ {
+ if(!is(i,j,i+1,j))
+ {
+ // cout<<i<<" "<<j<<" "<<i+1<<" "<<j<<endl;
+ ans[i][j][2][1]='X';
+ ans[i+1][j][0][1]='X';
+ }
+ }
+ if(a[i][j-1]!=0)
+ {
+ if(!is(i,j,i,j-1))
+ {
+ // cout<<i<<" "<<j<<" "<<i<<" "<<j-1<<endl;
+ ans[i][j][1][0]='X';
+ ans[i][j-1][1][2]='X';
+ }
+ }
+ if(a[i][j+1]!=0)
+ {
+ if(!is(i,j,i,j+1))
+ {
+ // cout<<i<<" "<<j<<" "<<i<<" "<<j+1<<endl;
+ ans[i][j][1][2]='X';
+ ans[i][j+1][1][0]='X';
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ for(int i=1;i<=n;i++)
+ {
+ for(int k=0;k<3;k++)
+ {
+ for(int j=1;j<=m;j++)
+ {
+ for(int l=0;l<3;l++)
+ {
+ cout<<ans[i][j][k][l];
+ }
+ }
+ cout<<endl;
+ }
+ }
+
+
+
+ return 0;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/Twierdzenie_o_pierwiastkach_wymi.pdf b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/Twierdzenie_o_pierwiastkach_wymi.pdf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ab7bb2c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/Twierdzenie_o_pierwiastkach_wymi.pdf
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/dat0-check.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/dat0-check.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3ca4111
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/dat0-check.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+//Krzysztof Boryczka
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+using namespace std;
+
+typedef long long ll;
+typedef long double ld;
+typedef pair<int, int> ii;
+typedef vector<int> vi;
+typedef vector<ii> vii;
+const int inf=0x3f3f3f3f;
+const ll INF=0x3f3f3f3f3f3f3f3f;
+
+#define FOR(i, b, e) for(int i=b; i<=e; i++)
+#define FORD(i, b, e) for(int i=b; i>=e; i--)
+#define SIZE(x) ((int)x.size())
+#define pb push_back
+#define st first
+#define nd second
+#define sp ' '
+#define ent '\n'
+
+ifstream out, wzor, in;
+
+int main(int argc, char *argv[]){
+ assert(argc>=4);
+
+ out.open(argv[1]);
+ wzor.open(argv[2]);
+ in.open(argv[3]);
+
+ vector<string> ans, user;
+ string pom;
+ while(wzor>>pom) ans.pb(pom);
+ while(out>>pom) user.pb(pom);
+ FOR(i, 1, 5) in>>pom;
+
+ if(ans!=user)
+ {
+ if(pom != "0" && pom != "1" && pom != "3" && pom != "5"){
+ cout << "Zla odpowiedz\n";
+ exit(1);
+ }
+ int d=0, g=0, m=0, s=0;
+ FOR(i, 0, SIZE(ans)-1){
+ if(ans[i][0]=='d') d=stoi(ans[i-1]);
+ if(ans[i][0]=='g') g=stoi(ans[i-1]);
+ if(ans[i][0]=='m') m=stoi(ans[i-1]);
+ if(ans[i][0]=='s') s=stoi(ans[i-1]);
+ }
+ if(SIZE(user)!=4 || stoi(user[0])!=d || stoi(user[1])!=g || stoi(user[2])!=m || stoi(user[3])!=s){
+ cout << "Zla odpowiedz\n";
+ exit(1);
+ }
+ }
+
+ cout << "OK\n";
+ exit(0);
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/dat0-check.e b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/dat0-check.e
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b0dcc41
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/dat0-check.e
Binary files differ
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/dat0-gen.sh b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/dat0-gen.sh
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a1640b1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/dat0-gen.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,107 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+echo -e "2019-01-08 00:00:00\n2019-01-09 00:00:00\n1" > dat1a.in
+echo -e "2019-01-25 00:00:00\n2019-02-13 00:00:00\n1" > dat1b.in
+echo -e "2019-01-25 00:00:00\n2019-03-13 00:00:00\n1" > dat1c.in
+echo -e "2020-01-25 00:00:00\n2020-03-13 00:00:00\n1" > dat1d.in
+echo -e "2000-01-25 00:00:00\n2000-03-13 00:00:00\n1" > dat1e.in
+echo -e "2019-01-25 00:00:00\n2019-02-27 00:00:00\n1" > dat1f.in
+echo -e "2019-01-25 00:00:00\n2019-03-27 00:00:00\n1" > dat1g.in
+echo -e "2020-01-25 00:00:00\n2020-03-27 00:00:00\n1" > dat1h.in
+echo -e "2000-01-25 00:00:00\n2000-03-27 00:00:00\n1" > dat1i.in
+echo -e "2003-01-01 00:00:00\n2004-01-01 00:00:00\n1" > dat1j.in
+echo -e "2004-01-01 00:00:00\n2005-01-01 00:00:00\n1" > dat1k.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2001-01-01 00:00:00\n1" > dat1l.in
+echo -e "1999-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 00:00:00\n1" > dat1m.in
+echo -e "1900-01-01 00:00:00\n2099-12-31 00:00:00\n1" > dat1n.in
+echo -e "1945-04-17 00:00:00\n1974-01-17 00:00:00\n1" > dat1o.in
+echo -e "2019-02-09 00:00:00\n2030-09-01 00:00:00\n1" > dat1p.in
+echo -e "1992-11-13 00:00:00\n2049-01-13 00:00:00\n1" > dat1q.in
+
+echo -e "2019-01-08 00:00:00\n2019-01-09 00:00:00\n2" > dat2a.in
+echo -e "2019-01-25 00:00:00\n2019-02-13 00:00:00\n2" > dat2b.in
+echo -e "2019-01-25 00:00:00\n2019-03-13 00:00:00\n2" > dat2c.in
+echo -e "2020-01-25 00:00:00\n2020-03-13 00:00:00\n2" > dat2d.in
+echo -e "2000-01-25 00:00:00\n2000-03-13 00:00:00\n2" > dat2e.in
+echo -e "2019-01-25 00:00:00\n2019-02-27 00:00:00\n2" > dat2f.in
+echo -e "2019-01-25 00:00:00\n2019-03-27 00:00:00\n2" > dat2g.in
+echo -e "2020-01-25 00:00:00\n2020-03-27 00:00:00\n2" > dat2h.in
+echo -e "2000-01-25 00:00:00\n2000-03-27 00:00:00\n2" > dat2i.in
+echo -e "2003-01-01 00:00:00\n2004-01-01 00:00:00\n2" > dat2j.in
+echo -e "2004-01-01 00:00:00\n2005-01-01 00:00:00\n2" > dat2k.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2001-01-01 00:00:00\n2" > dat2l.in
+echo -e "1999-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2" > dat2m.in
+echo -e "1900-01-01 00:00:00\n2099-12-31 00:00:00\n2" > dat2n.in
+echo -e "1945-04-17 00:00:00\n1974-01-17 00:00:00\n2" > dat2o.in
+echo -e "2019-02-09 00:00:00\n2030-09-01 00:00:00\n2" > dat2p.in
+echo -e "1992-11-13 00:00:00\n2049-01-13 00:00:00\n2" > dat2q.in
+
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 00:00:01\n3" > dat3a.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 00:01:00\n3" > dat3b.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 01:00:00\n3" > dat3c.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 03:17:29\n3" > dat3d.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 19:15:59\n3" > dat3e.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 23:59:59\n3" > dat3f.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:01\n2000-01-01 00:01:00\n3" > dat3g.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:01\n2000-01-01 01:00:00\n3" > dat3h.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:01\n2000-01-01 03:17:29\n3" > dat3i.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:01\n2000-01-01 19:15:59\n3" > dat3j.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:01\n2000-01-01 23:59:59\n3" > dat3k.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 02:01:01\n2000-01-01 03:17:29\n3" > dat3l.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 04:01:01\n2000-01-01 19:15:59\n3" > dat3m.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 04:17:39\n2000-01-01 23:59:59\n3" > dat3n.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 02:01:57\n2000-01-01 03:17:29\n3" > dat3o.in
+
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 00:00:01\n4" > dat4a.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 00:01:00\n4" > dat4b.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 01:00:00\n4" > dat4c.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 03:17:29\n4" > dat4d.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 19:15:59\n4" > dat4e.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:00\n2000-01-01 23:59:59\n4" > dat4f.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:01\n2000-01-01 00:01:00\n4" > dat4g.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:01\n2000-01-01 01:00:00\n4" > dat4h.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:01\n2000-01-01 03:17:29\n4" > dat4i.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:01\n2000-01-01 19:15:59\n4" > dat4j.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 00:00:01\n2000-01-01 23:59:59\n4" > dat4k.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 02:01:01\n2000-01-01 03:17:29\n4" > dat4l.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 04:01:01\n2000-01-01 19:15:59\n4" > dat4m.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 04:17:39\n2000-01-01 23:59:59\n4" > dat4n.in
+echo -e "2000-01-01 02:01:57\n2000-01-01 03:17:29\n4" > dat4o.in
+
+echo -e "1917-06-04 13:25:19\n2045-04-19 11:17:39\n5" > dat5a.in
+echo -e "1992-07-02 00:05:19\n2019-01-08 17:53:13\n5" > dat5b.in
+echo -e "1900-01-01 00:00:00\n2099-12-31 23:59:59\n5" > dat5c.in
+echo -e "1900-01-01 23:59:59\n2099-12-31 00:00:00\n5" > dat5d.in
+echo -e "1959-10-13 17:14:40\n1965-10-25 19:10:53\n5" > dat5e.in
+echo -e "2059-04-30 01:15:49\n2071-03-01 10:07:13\n5" > dat5f.in
+echo -e "2010-02-19 20:49:10\n2061-02-28 15:40:49\n5" > dat5g.in
+
+echo -e "1917-06-04 13:25:19\n2045-04-19 11:17:39\n6" > dat6a.in
+echo -e "1992-07-02 00:05:19\n2019-01-08 17:53:13\n6" > dat6b.in
+echo -e "1900-01-01 00:00:00\n2099-12-31 23:59:59\n6" > dat6c.in
+echo -e "1900-01-01 23:59:59\n2099-12-31 00:00:00\n6" > dat6d.in
+echo -e "1959-10-13 17:14:40\n1965-10-25 19:10:53\n6" > dat6e.in
+echo -e "2059-04-30 01:15:49\n2071-03-01 10:07:13\n6" > dat6f.in
+echo -e "2010-02-19 20:49:10\n2061-02-28 15:40:49\n6" > dat6g.in
+
+echo -e "2010-10-10 11:59:59\n2010-11-02 10:22:21\n5" > dat5h.in
+echo -e "1999-12-31 23:59:59\n2000-01-02 01:01:00\n5" > dat5i.in
+echo -e "1985-01-15 21:55:53\n2009-11-12 23:21:10\n5" > dat5j.in
+echo -e "2042-04-12 13:14:15\n2042-05-06 01:36:48\n5" > dat5k.in
+echo -e "1931-01-01 23:01:58\n1931-01-01 23:59:58\n5" > dat5l.in
+echo -e "2002-11-30 01:01:02\n2053-03-04 02:46:42\n5" > dat5m.in
+echo -e "2022-02-22 22:59:23\n2022-03-01 04:03:26\n5" > dat5n.in
+echo -e "1974-12-12 13:41:42\n2052-07-12 15:14:37\n5" > dat5o.in
+echo -e "1922-12-31 23:59:59\n2022-01-02 00:00:00\n5" > dat5p.in
+
+echo -e "1997-01-12 22:59:23\n1997-02-15 00:01:26\n6" > dat6h.in
+echo -e "1999-10-12 10:00:00\n2004-04-04 10:10:00\n6" > dat6i.in
+echo -e "1923-03-14 11:22:53\n2009-11-12 11:21:34\n6" > dat6j.in
+echo -e "2022-12-31 00:01:02\n2022-12-31 01:01:02\n6" > dat6k.in
+echo -e "1988-11-11 12:11:59\n1989-01-01 11:10:02\n6" > dat6l.in
+echo -e "2002-11-30 01:01:02\n2053-03-04 01:46:42\n6" > dat6m.in
+echo -e "2022-02-22 22:59:23\n2022-03-01 03:03:26\n6" > dat6n.in
+echo -e "1974-12-12 13:41:42\n2052-07-12 11:14:37\n6" > dat6o.in
+echo -e "1922-12-31 23:59:59\n2022-01-02 20:00:00\n6" > dat6p.in
+
+g++ dat0-check.cpp -o dat0-check.e -O2 -std=c++11
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/mie1.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/mie1.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f7eef7e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/mie1.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,64 @@
+#include <cstdio>
+#include <algorithm>
+#include <cmath>
+using namespace std;
+
+#define EPS 0.000001
+
+int main() {
+ int numLiquids, reqCon, liquid[101];
+ double sumSubst=0, sumLiquid=0, actCon;
+
+ fill(liquid,liquid+101,0);
+
+ scanf("%d%d",&numLiquids,&reqCon);
+
+ for (int i=0;i<numLiquids;i++) {
+ int con, amount;
+
+ scanf("%d%d",&con,&amount);
+
+ liquid[con]+=amount;
+ sumSubst+=(double)(amount*con)/100;
+ sumLiquid+=(double)amount;
+ }
+
+ if (sumLiquid==0) {
+ printf("0.000\n");
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ actCon=(sumSubst/sumLiquid)*100;
+
+ for (int i=0;i<=100;i++) {
+ if ((actCon<(double)reqCon)&&(liquid[i]>0)) {
+ double perc=(double)i/100, toSub=(double)((double)reqCon*sumLiquid-100*sumSubst)/((double)reqCon-(double)100*perc);
+
+ toSub=min(toSub,(double)liquid[i]);
+
+ sumLiquid-=toSub;
+ sumSubst-=(toSub*i)/100;
+ }
+ if ((actCon>(double)reqCon)&&(liquid[100-i]>0)) {
+ double perc=(double)(100-i)/100, toSub=(double)((double)reqCon*sumLiquid-100*sumSubst)/((double)reqCon-(double)100*perc);
+
+ toSub=min(toSub,(double)liquid[100-i]);
+
+ sumLiquid-=toSub;
+ sumSubst-=(toSub*(100-i))/100;
+ }
+
+ if (sumLiquid==0) {
+ printf("0.000\n");
+ return 0;
+ }
+ actCon=(sumSubst/sumLiquid)*100;
+
+ if (fabs((double)reqCon-actCon)<EPS)
+ break;
+ }
+
+ printf("%.3lf\n",sumLiquid);
+
+ return 0;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/prz8-wzo2.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/prz8-wzo2.cpp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1b7193f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/prz8-wzo2.cpp
@@ -0,0 +1,177 @@
+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+
+using namespace std;
+
+const int MAXN = 70;
+int tab[MAXN][MAXN];
+char out[3*MAXN][3*MAXN];
+int N, M;
+
+int id(int x, int y, int strona){ //0 - prawo, 1 - g�ra, 2 - lewo, 3 - d��
+ if(strona == 0){
+ if(x+1 >= N) return -1;
+ if(tab[x+1][y] == 0) return -1;
+ if(tab[x+1][y] == 1) return 5*(MAXN*(x+1)+y);
+ if(tab[x+1][y] == 2) return 5*(MAXN*(x+1)+y);
+ if(tab[x+1][y] == 3) return 5*(MAXN*(x+1)+y)+2;
+ if(tab[x+1][y] == 4) return 5*(MAXN*(x+1)+y)+2;
+ }
+ if(strona == 1){
+ if(y+1 >= M) return -1;
+ if(tab[x][y+1] == 0) return -1;
+ if(tab[x][y+1] == 1) return 5*(MAXN*x+y+1);
+ if(tab[x][y+1] == 2) return 5*(MAXN*x+y+1)+1;
+ if(tab[x][y+1] == 3) return 5*(MAXN*x+y+1)+3;
+ if(tab[x][y+1] == 4) return 5*(MAXN*x+y+1)+3;
+ }
+ if(strona == 2){
+ if(x-1 < 0) return -1;
+ if(tab[x-1][y] == 0) return -1;
+ if(tab[x-1][y] == 1) return 5*(MAXN*(x-1)+y);
+ if(tab[x-1][y] == 2) return 5*(MAXN*(x-1)+y);
+ if(tab[x-1][y] == 3) return 5*(MAXN*(x-1)+y);
+ if(tab[x-1][y] == 4) return 5*(MAXN*(x-1)+y);
+ }
+ if(strona == 3){
+ if(y-1 < 0) return -1;
+ if(tab[x][y-1] == 0) return -1;
+ if(tab[x][y-1] == 1) return 5*(MAXN*x+y-1);
+ if(tab[x][y-1] == 2) return 5*(MAXN*x+y-1)+1;
+ if(tab[x][y-1] == 3) return 5*(MAXN*x+y-1)+1;
+ if(tab[x][y-1] == 4) return 5*(MAXN*x+y-1)+1;
+ }
+}
+
+set<int> real_v;
+vector<int> edges[5*MAXN*MAXN+5];
+int match[5*MAXN*MAXN+5];
+bool mark[5*MAXN*MAXN+5];
+bool dfs(int v){
+ if(real_v.count(v) == 0) return false;
+ if(mark[v]) return false;
+ mark[v] = true;
+ for(auto &u : edges[v])
+ if(match[u] == -1 || dfs(match[u]))
+ return match[v] = u, match[u] = v, true;
+ return false;
+}
+
+int main(){
+ cin >> N >> M;
+ for(int i = 0; i < N; i++){
+ for(int j = 0; j < M; j++){
+ cin >> tab[i][j];
+ }
+ }
+
+ for(int i = 0; i < N; i++){
+ for(int j = 0; j < M; j++){
+ if(tab[i][j] == 1){
+ for(int k = 0; k < 4; k++){
+ if(id(i, j, k) != -1) edges[5*(MAXN*i+j)].push_back(id(i, j, k));
+ }
+ real_v.insert(5*(MAXN*i+j));
+ }
+ if(tab[i][j] == 2){
+ for(int k = 0; k < 4; k++){
+ if(id(i, j, k) != -1) edges[5*(MAXN*i+j)+(k%2)].push_back(id(i, j, k));
+ }
+ real_v.insert(5*(MAXN*i+j)), real_v.insert(5*(MAXN*i+j)+1);
+ }
+ if(tab[i][j] == 3){
+ for(int k = 0; k < 4; k++){
+ if(id(i, j, k) != -1) edges[5*(MAXN*i+j)+k].push_back(id(i, j, k));
+ edges[5*(MAXN*i+j)+k].push_back(5*(MAXN*i+j)+4);
+ edges[5*(MAXN*i+j)+4].push_back(5*(MAXN*i+j)+k);
+ }
+ real_v.insert(5*(MAXN*i+j)), real_v.insert(5*(MAXN*i+j)+1), real_v.insert(5*(MAXN*i+j)+2), real_v.insert(5*(MAXN*i+j)+3), real_v.insert(5*(MAXN*i+j)+4);
+ }
+ if(tab[i][j] == 4){
+ for(int k = 0; k < 4; k++){
+ if(id(i, j, k) != -1) edges[5*(MAXN*i+j)+k].push_back(id(i, j, k));
+ }
+ real_v.insert(5*(MAXN*i+j)), real_v.insert(5*(MAXN*i+j)+1), real_v.insert(5*(MAXN*i+j)+2), real_v.insert(5*(MAXN*i+j)+3);
+ }
+ }
+ }
+
+ /*for(int i = 0; i < 5*MAXN*MAXN+5; i++){
+ if(!edges[i].empty()){
+ cerr << "Edges of " << i << ": ";
+ for(int v : edges[i]) cerr << v << " ";
+ cerr << "\n";
+ }
+ }*/
+
+ for(int i = 0; i < 5*MAXN*MAXN+5; i++) match[i] = -1;
+ for(int i = 0; i < 5*MAXN*MAXN+5; i++)
+ if(match[i] == -1){
+ memset(mark, false, sizeof mark);
+ dfs(i);
+ }
+
+ for(int i : real_v) if(match[i] == -1){
+ cout << "NIE";
+ return 0;
+ }
+
+ for(int i = 0; i < N; i++){
+ for(int j = 0; j < M; j++){
+ if(tab[i][j] == 1){
+ int str;
+ for(int k = 0; k < 4; k++) if(match[5*(MAXN*i+j)] == id(i, j, k)){
+ str = k;
+ }
+ out[3*i+1][3*j+1] = 'O';
+ if(str == 0) out[3*i+2][3*j+1] = 'X';
+ if(str == 1) out[3*i+1][3*j+2] = 'X';
+ if(str == 2) out[3*i][3*j+1] = 'X';
+ if(str == 3) out[3*i+1][3*j] = 'X';
+ }
+ if(tab[i][j] == 2){
+ int strh, strv;
+ for(int k = 0; k < 4; k++) if(match[5*(MAXN*i+j)] == id(i, j, k)){
+ strh = k;
+ }
+ for(int k = 0; k < 4; k++) if(match[5*(MAXN*i+j)+1] == id(i, j, k)){
+ strv = k;
+ }
+ out[3*i+1][3*j+1] = 'O';
+ if(strh == 0) out[3*i+2][3*j+1] = 'X';
+ if(strv == 1) out[3*i+1][3*j+2] = 'X';
+ if(strh == 2) out[3*i][3*j+1] = 'X';
+ if(strv == 3) out[3*i+1][3*j] = 'X';
+ }
+ if(tab[i][j] == 3){
+ int str;
+ for(int k = 0; k < 4; k++) if(match[5*(MAXN*i+j)+4] == 5*(MAXN*i+j)+k){
+ str = k;
+ }
+ out[3*i+1][3*j+1] = 'O';
+ out[3*i+2][3*j+1] = 'X';
+ out[3*i+1][3*j+2] = 'X';
+ out[3*i][3*j+1] = 'X';
+ out[3*i+1][3*j] = 'X';
+ if(str == 0) out[3*i+2][3*j+1] = '.';
+ if(str == 1) out[3*i+1][3*j+2] = '.';
+ if(str == 2) out[3*i][3*j+1] = '.';
+ if(str == 3) out[3*i+1][3*j] = '.';
+ }
+ if(tab[i][j] == 4){
+ out[3*i+1][3*j+1] = 'O';
+ out[3*i+2][3*j+1] = 'X';
+ out[3*i+1][3*j+2] = 'X';
+ out[3*i][3*j+1] = 'X';
+ out[3*i+1][3*j] = 'X';
+ }
+ }
+ }
+
+ for(int i = 0; i < 3*N; i++){
+ for(int j = 0; j < 3*M; j++){
+ if(!out[i][j]) cout << ".";
+ else cout << out[i][j];
+ }
+ cout << "\n";
+ }
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/prz9.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/prz9.cpp
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+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/prz9.cpp
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+// solution written by Michal 'misof' Forisek
+#include <vector>
+#include <set>
+#include <queue>
+#include <iostream>
+using namespace std;
+
+#define FOREACH(it,c) for(__typeof((c).begin()) it=(c).begin();it!=(c).end();++it)
+
+class MaximumMatching {
+ int left_size, right_size;
+ vector< vector<int> > right_to_left;
+
+ public:
+ MaximumMatching() { left_size=right_size=0; right_to_left.clear(); }
+ void add_edge(int left, int right);
+ vector< pair<int,int> > maximum_matching();
+};
+
+void MaximumMatching::add_edge(int left, int right) {
+ if (left==-1 || right==-1) return;
+ if (left_size <= left) left_size = left+1;
+ if (right_size <= right) { right_size = right+1; right_to_left.resize(right_size); }
+ right_to_left[right].push_back(left);
+}
+
+vector< pair<int,int> >
+MaximumMatching::maximum_matching() {
+ int L = left_size, R = right_size;
+ vector<int> match(L,-1);
+ for (int r=0; r<R; r++) {
+ bool found = false;
+ vector<int> from(L,-1);
+ queue<int> Q;
+ FOREACH(it,right_to_left[r]) { Q.push(*it); from[*it]=*it; }
+ while (!Q.empty() && !found) {
+ int l = Q.front(); Q.pop();
+ if (match[l]==-1) {
+ found = true;
+ while (from[l]!=l) { match[l] = match[from[l]]; l = from[l]; }
+ match[l]=r;
+ } else {
+ FOREACH(it,right_to_left[ match[l] ]) if (from[*it]==-1) { Q.push(*it); from[*it]=l; }
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ vector< pair<int,int> > result;
+ for (int i=0; i<L; i++) if (match[i] != -1) result.push_back(make_pair(i,match[i]));
+ return result;
+}
+
+int R, C; // the dimensions of the island
+vector< vector<int> > A; // the map of the island
+
+int ENCODE(int r, int c, int n) { return (C*r+c)*5+n; }
+int LEFT(int r, int c) { if (A[r][c]==0) return -1; else if (A[r][c]<=2) return ENCODE(r,c,0); else return ENCODE(r,c,1); }
+int RIGHT(int r, int c) { if (A[r][c]==0) return -1; else if (A[r][c]<=2) return ENCODE(r,c,0); else return ENCODE(r,c,3); }
+int TOP(int r, int c) { if (A[r][c]==0) return -1; else if (A[r][c]==2) return ENCODE(r,c,1); else return ENCODE(r,c,0); }
+int BOTTOM(int r, int c) { if (A[r][c]==0) return -1; else if (A[r][c]<=2) return ENCODE(r,c,A[r][c]-1); else return ENCODE(r,c,2); }
+#define VERTEX(r,c,dir) ( ((r<0) || (c<0) || (r>=R) || (c>=C)) ? -1 : dir(r,c) )
+
+int main() {
+ // read the input
+ cin >> R >> C;
+ A.resize(R, vector<int>(C) );
+ for (int r=0; r<R; ++r) for (int c=0; c<C; ++c) cin >> A[r][c];
+
+ // create the bipartite graph
+ MaximumMatching MM;
+ for (int r=0; r<R; ++r) for (int c=0; c<C; ++c) {
+ int left, right;
+ left=VERTEX(r,c,LEFT); right=VERTEX(r,c-1,RIGHT); if ((r+c)%2) swap(left,right); MM.add_edge(left,right);
+ left=VERTEX(r,c,TOP); right=VERTEX(r-1,c,BOTTOM); if ((r+c)%2) swap(left,right); MM.add_edge(left,right);
+ if (A[r][c]==3) for (int d=0; d<4; ++d) {
+ left=ENCODE(r,c,d); right=ENCODE(r,c,4); if ((r+c)%2) swap(left,right); MM.add_edge(left,right);
+ }
+ }
+
+ // find a maximum matching and check its size
+ int expected_size = 0;
+ for (int r=0; r<R; ++r) for (int c=0; c<C; ++c) expected_size += A[r][c] + (A[r][c]==3 ? 2 : 0);
+ vector< pair<int,int> > matching = MM.maximum_matching();
+ if (2*matching.size() != expected_size) { cout << "NIE" << endl; return 0; }
+
+ // from the edges of the matching, reconstruct the map
+ set< pair<int,int> > edges;
+ FOREACH(it,matching) { edges.insert(make_pair(it->first,it->second)); edges.insert(make_pair(it->second,it->first)); }
+ vector<string> output(3*R, string(3*C,'.'));
+ for (int r=0; r<R; ++r) for (int c=0; c<C; ++c) if (A[r][c]) {
+ output[3*r+1][3*c+1]='O';
+ if (edges.count(make_pair(VERTEX(r,c,LEFT), VERTEX(r,c-1,RIGHT)))) output[3*r+1][3*c]='X';
+ if (edges.count(make_pair(VERTEX(r,c,RIGHT), VERTEX(r,c+1,LEFT)))) output[3*r+1][3*c+2]='X';
+ if (edges.count(make_pair(VERTEX(r,c,TOP), VERTEX(r-1,c,BOTTOM)))) output[3*r][3*c+1]='X';
+ if (edges.count(make_pair(VERTEX(r,c,BOTTOM),VERTEX(r+1,c,TOP)))) output[3*r+2][3*c+1]='X';
+ }
+ for (int r=0; r<3*R; ++r) cout << output[r] << endl;
+}
diff --git a/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/psp0.cpp b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/psp0.cpp
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+++ b/semestr-4/sieci/warsztaty8/psp0.cpp
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+#include <cstdio>
+#include <algorithm>
+using namespace std;
+#define rand_mod 1000000033
+int rozm, zapy, ds[200000], dl;
+typedef long long LL;
+LL sum, wcz[200000], rand_plus, ele[6];
+bool cmp(int x, int y)
+{
+ return wcz[x] < wcz[y];
+}
+int main()
+{
+ scanf("%d%Ld", &rozm, &rand_plus);
+ scanf("%d", &zapy);
+ for (int i = 0; i < zapy; ++i)
+ {
+ scanf("%Ld%Ld", wcz + 2 * i, wcz + 2 * i + 1);
+ --wcz[2 * i];
+ }
+ for (int i = 0; i < 2 * zapy; ++i)
+ ds[i] = i;
+ sort(ds, ds + 2 * zapy, cmp);
+ while (dl < 2 * zapy && !wcz[ds[dl]])
+ ++dl;
+
+ for (int i = 1; i <= rozm; ++i)
+ {
+ ele[0] = (ele[1] * ele[1]) % rand_mod;
+ ele[0] += ((ele[2] + ele[3]) * (ele[2] + ele[3])) % rand_mod;
+ ele[0] += (ele[4] * ele[5]) % rand_mod;
+ ele[0] += (rand_plus * rand_plus) % rand_mod;
+ ele[0] += i % rand_mod;
+ ele[0] %= rand_mod;
+ sum += ele[0];
+ while (dl < 2 * zapy && wcz[ds[dl]] == i)
+ wcz[ds[dl++]] = sum;
+ for (int i = 4; i >= 0; i--) ele[i+1] = ele[i];
+ ele[0] = 0;
+ }
+ for (int i = 0; i < zapy; ++i)
+ printf("%Ld\n", wcz[2 * i + 1] - wcz[2 * i]);
+ return 0;
+}
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+#include <bits/stdc++.h>
+
+using namespace std;
+typedef long long ll;
+
+mt19937 rng(rand());
+const int MAXDEG = 10000;
+long long poly[MAXDEG+1];
+int deg;
+
+int gcd(int a, int b){
+ return !b ? a : gcd(b, a%b);
+}
+
+struct rat{
+ int sign;
+ int num, den;
+
+ void cancel(){
+ int d = gcd(num, den);
+ this->num /= d;
+ this->den /= d;
+ }
+
+ rat(int a, int b){
+ this->sign = 1;
+ if(a == 0){
+ this->sign = 0;
+ this->num = 0;
+ this->den = 1;
+ return;
+ }
+ if(b < 0){
+ this->sign = -1;
+ }
+ this->den = abs(b);
+ if(a < 0){
+ this->sign = -(this->sign);
+ }
+ this->num = abs(a);
+ cancel();
+ }
+
+ bool operator<(const rat &x) const {
+ if(this->sign != x.sign) return this->sign < x.sign;
+
+ bool abs_less;
+ long long int left = (long long)(this->num) * (long long)(x.den);
+ long long int right = (long long)(x.num) * (long long)(this->den);
+ abs_less = left < right;
+
+ if(left == right) return false;
+ if(this->sign == -1) return !abs_less;
+ if(this->sign == 0) return false;
+ if(this->sign == 1) return abs_less;
+ }
+
+ bool operator==(const rat &x) const {
+ return this->sign == x.sign && this->num == x.num && this->den == x.den;
+ }
+
+ friend ostream& operator<<(ostream &stream, const rat &x){
+ if(x.sign == -1) stream << '-';
+ stream << x.num << "/" << x.den;
+ return stream;
+ }
+};
+
+ll W(rat x, int mod){
+ ll out = 0;
+ ll den_pow = 1;
+ ll num = x.num;
+ ll den = x.den;
+ if(x.sign == -1) num = mod-num;
+ for(int i = deg; i >= 0; i--){
+ out += (poly[i]*den_pow)%mod;
+ if(i) out *= num;
+ out %= mod;
+ den_pow = (den_pow * den)%mod;
+ }
+ //cerr << x << " " << mod << " " << out << endl;
+ return out;
+}
+
+bool check(rat x){
+ for(int i = 0; i < 20; i++){
+ int p = uniform_int_distribution<int>(2, 1000000000)(rng);
+ if(W(x, p)){
+ //cerr << x << " " << p << endl;
+ return false;
+ }
+ }
+ return true;
+}
+
+vector< int > nums;
+vector< int > dens;
+vector< rat > candidates_mult;
+vector< rat > candidates;
+void cands(){
+ for(int i = 1; i*i <= abs(poly[0]); i++){
+ if(abs(poly[0]) % i) continue;
+ nums.push_back(i);
+ nums.push_back(-i);
+ nums.push_back(poly[0]/i);
+ nums.push_back(-poly[0]/i);
+ }
+
+ for(int i = 1; i*i <= abs(poly[deg]); i++){
+ if(abs(poly[deg]) % i) continue;
+ dens.push_back(i);
+ dens.push_back(poly[deg]/i);
+ }
+
+ //cerr << nums.size() << " * " << dens.size() << " = " << (nums.size())*(dens.size()) << endl;
+
+ for(int p : nums){
+ for(int q : dens){
+ candidates_mult.push_back({p, q});
+ }
+ }
+ sort(candidates_mult.begin(), candidates_mult.end());
+ candidates.push_back(candidates_mult[0]);
+ for(int i = 1; i < candidates_mult.size(); i++){
+ if(!(candidates_mult[i-1] == candidates_mult[i])){
+ candidates.push_back(candidates_mult[i]);
+ }
+ }
+
+ //for(rat r : candidates) cerr << r << endl;
+}
+
+vector< rat > s;
+void solve(){
+ if(!poly[0]){
+ s.push_back({0, 1});
+ int k = 0;
+ while(poly[k] == 0) k++;
+ for(int i = 0; i <= deg-k; i++) poly[i] = poly[i+k];
+ deg -= k;
+ }
+
+ cands();
+ for(rat c : candidates) if(check(c)) s.push_back(c);
+ sort(s.begin(), s.end());
+ cout << s.size() << "\n";
+ for(rat i : s) cout << i << " ";
+}
+
+int main(){
+ ios_base::sync_with_stdio(0);
+ cin.tie(0);
+ cout.tie(0);
+
+ cin >> deg;
+ for(int i = 0; i <= deg; i++) cin >> poly[deg-i];
+ solve();
+}
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